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Advertise your product or brand here
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You see? You see
the symbolism of it?

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Capital and Labor
destroy each other.

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It teaches a moral lesson.
It has social significance.

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Who wants to see that kind of stuff?
It gives me the creeps.

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Tell him how long it played
in the Music Hall.

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It was held over a fifth week.

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Who goes to the Music Hall?
Communists!

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Communists? This picture's
an answer to Communists!

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It shows we're awake...

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and not dunking our heads in the sand
like a bunch of ostriches!

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I want this picture to be
a commentary on modern conditions.

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Stark realism. The problems
that confront the average man.

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- But with a little sex.
- A little, but I don't want to stress it.

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I want this picture
to be a document.

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I want to hold
a mirror up to life.

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I want this to be
a picture of dignity...

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a true canvas of the
suffering of humanity.

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But with a
little sex.

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- With a little sex in it.
- How about a nice musical?

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How can you talk about musicals
at a time like this,

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with the world
committing suicide?

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With corpses piling up
in the street,

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with grim death gargling at you
from every corner,

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- with people slaughtered like sheep!
- Maybe they'd like to forget.

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Then why did they hold this one over
for a fifth week? For the ushers?

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- It died in Pittsburgh.
- Like a dog.

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- What do they know in Pittsburgh?
- They know what they like.

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If they knew what they liked,
they wouldn't live in Pittsburgh.

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If you pandered to the public,
you'd still be in the horse age.

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You think we're not?
Look at Hop-along Cassidy.

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You look at him!

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We'd still be making Keystone chases,
bathing beauties, custard pie...

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- And a fortune.
- A fortune.

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Of course I'm just a minor
employee here, Mr. LeBrand...

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He's starting that one again.

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I wanted to make you
something outstanding...

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something you could
be proud of,

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something that would realize
the potentialities of film...

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as the sociological
and artistic medium that it is.

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With a little sex in it.
Something like...

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- Something like Capra. I know.
- What's the matter with Capra?

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<i>Look, you want to make O
Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

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<i>Yes.</i>

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- Now, wait a minute!
- Then go ahead and make it!

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For what you're getting,
I can't afford to argue with you.

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That's a fine way to start a man out
on a million-dollar production.

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You want it, you've got it!

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I can take it on the chin.
I've taken it before.

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- Not from me you haven't.
- Not from you, Sully, that's true.

51
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<i>Not with pictures like
So Long Sarong,</i>

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<i>Hey, Hey, In the Hayloft,
Ants in Your Plants of 1939...</i>

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But they weren't about tramps,
lockouts, sweatshops,

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people eating garbage in alleys
and living in piano boxes and ash cans.

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- And phooey!
- They're about nice, clean young people...

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who fell in love...
with laughter and music and legs.

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<i>Now take that scene in
Hey, Hey, In the Hayloft...</i>

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But you don't realize
conditions have changed.

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There isn't any work.
There isn't any food.

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- These are troublous times.
- What do you know about trouble?

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- What do I know about trouble?
- Yes, what do you know about trouble?

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What do you mean, what
do I know about trouble?

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Just what
I'm saying.

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You want to make a picture
about garbage cans...

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When did you eat
your last meal out of one?

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- What's that got to do with it?
- He's asking you.

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You want an epic about misery...

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you want to show hungry people
sleeping in doorways.

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With newspapers around them.

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You want to grind
10,000 feet of hard luck,

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- and all I'm asking you is, what
do you know about hard luck? - Yes!

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- What do you mean? Don't you think I've...
- No.

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- What?
- You have not.

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I sold newspapers
till I was 20,

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then I worked in a shoe store and
put myself through law school at night.

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- Where were you at 20?
- I was in college.

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When I was 13 I supported three sisters,
two brothers and a widowed mother.

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- Where were you at 13?
- I was in boarding school.

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- I'm sorry.
- You don't have to be ashamed of it, Sully.

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That's the reason your pictures have
been so light, so cheerful, so inspiring.

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They don't stink with messages.

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That's why I paid you
500 a week when you were 24.

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- 750 at 25.
- 1,000 when you were 26.

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- When I was 26, I was getting 18.
- 2,000 at 27.

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<i>- I was getting 25 then.
- 3,000 after Thanks for Yesterday.</i>

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<i>4,000 after Ants in Your Plants.</i>

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I suppose you're trying to tell me
I don't know what trouble is.

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- Yes!
- In a nice way, Sully.

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You're absolutely right.
I haven't any idea what it is.

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People always like what they don't
know anything about.

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I had a lot of nerve wanting to make
a picture about human suffering.

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You're a gentleman to admit it, Sully,
but then, you are anyway.

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<i>How about making
Ants in Your Plants of 1941?</i>

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- You can have Bob Hope, Mary Martin...
- Maybe Bing Crosby.

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- The Abbott Dancers.
- Maybe Jack Benny and Rochester.

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- A big-name band.
- What?

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<i>Oh, no. I want to make
O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

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But I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do first.

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I'm going down to wardrobe
to get some old clothes,

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- some old shoes,
- Huh?

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and I'm gonna start out
with ten cents in my pocket.

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What?

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I don't know where I'm going,
but I'm not coming back...

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- till I know what trouble is.
- What?

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Don't worry, you can
take me off salary.

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Who's talking about
taking you off salary?

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- So long. Thanks for the idea.
- Wait! Don't be so impulsive.

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- How soon will you be back?
- I don't know.

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Maybe a week, maybe a month,
maybe a year.

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Don't worry about me. And thanks,
Dracula. You gave me a great idea.

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I gave you...

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- Now look what you've done.
- Yeah... What I've done?

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With your lies
about selling newspapers!

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I sold as many newspapers
as you supported a family at 13.

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- I opened a shooting gallery.
- With money you borrowed from your uncle.

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- We better insure him for a million.
- He's worth more.

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- The bonehead.
- Yes, but what a genius.

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<i>Get me a copy of that
O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

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I guess I'll have
to read it now.

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Make that two copies.
Why should I suffer alone?

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- How's this?
- Isn't that overdoing it, a bit sir?

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Why break their hearts?

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All right.
Let's try that one again.

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I think this one's
sufficiently seedy, sir.

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There's no use overplaying it,
is there, sir?

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Yes?

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- Your wife is on one, sir.
- What does she want?

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I suspect it has something to do
with today's being the 15th.

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Payday. All right, put her on.

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You may connect Mrs. Sullivan.

131
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Yes?

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You don't happen to remember
what day this is, do you, dear?

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Yes, I happen to remember
what day it is.

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No, I haven't forgotten anything.
Have you?

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Perhaps I could be a little
more polite, Mrs. Sullivan,

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but somehow, when I talk to you
I don't feel polite.

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I regret it,
but that's the way it is.

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I don't know whether
I signed it or not.

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I always close my eyes
when I sign your check.

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Maybe I signed the blotter.

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Have you made out
the Panther Woman's check yet?

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You better get it down to her before
she comes up here with the sheriff.

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<i>She has a very peculiar
sense of humor.</i>

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Good morning, sir.

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Good morning, Burrows.
How do you like it?

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I don't like it at all, sir.
Fancy dress, I take it?

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- What's the matter with it?
- I have never been sympathetic...

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to the caricaturing of
the poor and needy, sir.

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Who's
caricaturing?

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Burrows doesn't know
about the expedition, sir.

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I'm going out on the road to find out
what it's like to be poor and needy,

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and then I'm going
to make a picture about it.

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If you'll permit me to say so, sir,
the subject is not an interesting one.

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The poor know all about poverty...

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and only the morbid rich
would find the topic glamorous.

156
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But I'm doing it for the poor.
Don't you understand?

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I doubt if they would
appreciate it, sir.

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They rather resent the invasion of their
privacy, I believe quite properly, sir.

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Also, such excursions can be
extremely dangerous, sir.

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I worked for a gentleman once
who likewise, with two friends,

161
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accoutered themselves as you have,
sir, and then went out for a lark.

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They have not been
heard from since.

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- That was some time ago?
- 1912, sir.

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<i>- Huh.
- You see, sir, rich people...</i>

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and theorists...
who are usually rich people...

166
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think of poverty in the negative,

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as the lack of riches...

168
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as disease might be called
the lack of health.

169
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<i>But it isn't, sir.
Poverty is not the lack of anything,</i>

170
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but a positive plague,
virulent in itself,

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contagious as cholera,
with filth, criminality,

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vice and despair as only
a few of its symptoms.

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It is to be stayed away from,
even for purposes of study.

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It is to be shunned.

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You seem to have made
quite a study of it.

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Quite unwillingly, sir.
Will that be all, sir?

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- Thanks.
- Very good, sir.

178
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He gets a little bit gruesome
every once in a while.

179
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Yeah.
Always reading books, sir.

180
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- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, sir,

181
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I don't like the idea of a gentleman
of your inexperience...

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leaving with only ten cents
in his pockets,

183
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so I took
the extreme liberty, sir,

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of having a studio
identification card...

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sewed into the sole
of each of your boots.

186
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You'd think I was a child.
The whole purpose of this expedition...

187
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<i>All right, all right, all right.</i>

188
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Before you all get started,
I just want to tell you one thing...

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- My mind is made up.
- Nobody's here to argue, Sully.

190
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- I know.
- You know that your slightest wish...

191
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We talked it all over,
and there's something to the idea.

192
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- There's a great deal to it.
- Stupendous.

193
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Cassy has it all worked out. It's safe
as a church, big as a cathedral.

194
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Bigger!
It's the story of the year.

195
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It'll make the front page
of every newspaper in the country.

196
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- I'm sending five of my boys...
- With me in charge.

197
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An advance agent in front
and a follow-up behind.

198
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- A cook and a still man.
- I want lots of 8x10's.

199
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- Now, listen...
- I'm revamping that lovely land yacht...

200
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<i>that Demille used
in Northwest Mounted.</i>

201
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- It follows at a discreet dis...
- Hot coffee, sandwiches, and a bar in back.

202
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It's connected to the studio
by shortwave, and it also carries...

203
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- A hot shower and a secretary.
- And a physician.

204
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Look, I'm trying
to find trouble,

205
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but I won't find it with six acts
of vaudeville on my tail...

206
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at least, not the kind
I'm looking for.

207
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- Be reasonable, Sully.
- I'm reupholstering it from stem to stern.

208
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- Wait till you see.
- I tell you, I've made up my mind.

209
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- Definitely?
- Definitely.

210
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In that case, there's
nothing else to do...

211
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You said it.

212
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but to serve you with this summons
to appear and show cause...

213
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why you should not be
restrained from jeopardizing

214
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your unique and
extraordinary services...

215
00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:28,258
by willfully, recklessly
and unnecessarily...

216
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Will you please
wait a minute!

217
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We have all day, Sully,
but you must realize...

218
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we also have minds,
also made up.

219
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Thus begins this
remarkable expedition...

220
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into the valley of the
shadow of adversity.

221
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The shadow
of the what?

222
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The valley of the
shadow of adversity.

223
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- It's what you call a paraphrase.
- Alone and unattended...

224
00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:06,166
With eight
stooges.

225
00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:07,810
I'll write the story, if
it's just the same to you.

226
00:12:07,881 --> 00:12:11,475
Prey to passing prowlers,
poverty and policemen,

227
00:12:11,551 --> 00:12:14,816
- How poetic.
- with only ten cents in his pocket,

228
00:12:14,887 --> 00:12:17,981
- I wish I had what he's got in the bank.
- John Lloyd Sullivan,

229
00:12:18,057 --> 00:12:20,151
the Caliph of Comedy...

230
00:12:20,227 --> 00:12:23,594
- Departed Hollywood at 4:00 this morning.
- You said it.

231
00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:31,103
- Can I sell you another stack, Doctor?
- Get me some bicarbonate of soda,

232
00:12:31,171 --> 00:12:33,105
and don't call me "Doctor. "

233
00:12:33,173 --> 00:12:35,607
He was talking to me, I think.
No, thank you.

234
00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,462
You say don't want some
bicarbonate of soda, Doctor?

235
00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:39,271
Don't call
me "Doctor"!

236
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:42,747
- No, I don't want any bicarbonate of soda.
- I thought you said you did.

237
00:12:42,816 --> 00:12:44,751
Well, he don't!

238
00:12:46,187 --> 00:12:48,621
- This place is very depressing.
- So was the breakfast.

239
00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,625
Why doesn't he read a book
if he wants to learn something?

240
00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:54,457
- Who, the cook? He could learn plenty.
- No, Sullivan.

241
00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:56,622
- Maybe he don't know how to read.
- The cook?

242
00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,632
No, the...

243
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:02,294
- This is gonna be a great trip.
- Sorry. I must have the wrong number.

244
00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:04,963
That was the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.

245
00:13:05,038 --> 00:13:06,972
Ask him what
his daughter's doing.

246
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,305
I said the lighthouse keeper
on San Clemente Island.

247
00:13:11,546 --> 00:13:15,141
- How about a little gin rummy?
- I don't drink, thank you. Never touch it.

248
00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:27,427
- How about a lift, Bud?
- If you don't mind going fast.

249
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:29,588
I'm studying to be
a whippet tanker.

250
00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:33,362
- Go to it, Lieutenant!
- You're there, General.

251
00:13:58,827 --> 00:14:01,796
- Can a whippet tank make a sharp turn?
- What?

252
00:14:01,864 --> 00:14:03,957
Can a whippet tank
go up a side road?

253
00:14:04,033 --> 00:14:07,264
A whippet tank can go anywhere.
Hang on!

254
00:15:50,174 --> 00:15:52,608
Thank you, Major.

255
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:55,770
- This is where I get out.
- She's some tank, ain't she?

256
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:58,110
In a class by herself.
I never felt anything like it.

257
00:15:58,182 --> 00:16:00,777
Well, I guess I better be
getting to school now, anyway.

258
00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:02,945
Yeah, I guess you better had.
Drive carefully.

259
00:16:03,021 --> 00:16:05,956
- You know me.
- By the way, how old are you?

260
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:08,618
- Thirteen. So long.
- So long.

261
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,165
What a future.

262
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,166
What were you chasing,
a jackrabbit?

263
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:19,499
- Felt more like a kangaroo.
- There he is!

264
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:24,099
- Well, how'd you like it?
- That was a dirty trick, boss.

265
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:27,613
Look, that was just a rough idea,
unless you play ball with me.

266
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,079
You know I can't do what I started out
to do with you guys chasing me around,

267
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:32,082
so I'll make you
a fair proposition.

268
00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:34,084
You can go on wherever you like
and take it easy for a couple of weeks,

269
00:16:34,152 --> 00:16:36,086
and I'll join you then
or sooner.

270
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,088
If the boss wants to talk to me,
I'm just up ahead,

271
00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:40,021
mooching a lunch
from a farmer's wife.

272
00:16:40,091 --> 00:16:41,922
Now, is that a square proposition
or isn't it?

273
00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:43,449
Well, I always wanted
to go to Boulder Dam.

274
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:44,928
You're there.

275
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,930
Yeah, well, if you think
I'm going to look at Boulder Dam...

276
00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:49,024
How about
National Yellow Park?

277
00:16:49,101 --> 00:16:51,934
That goes double
for National Yellow Park.

278
00:16:52,004 --> 00:16:54,939
- If you'd said Las Vegas...
- What do they do in Las Vegas?

279
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,805
Everything, Doctor.
It's an education.

280
00:16:57,877 --> 00:17:00,778
All right. I'll meet you in Las Vegas,
on or about the first.

281
00:17:00,847 --> 00:17:03,441
And thanks, kids.
Thanks sincerely.

282
00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:16,560
Yoo-hoo!

283
00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,500
- Yes, ma'am?
- Don't get too tired.

284
00:17:22,568 --> 00:17:25,833
Yes, ma'am.

285
00:17:25,905 --> 00:17:29,397
First day's work. You don't suppose
you're overworking him, do you?

286
00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:32,911
Oh, but I doubt it. He seems
very strong. Did you notice his torso?

287
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:35,573
- I notice that you noticed it.
- Don't be vindictive, dear.

288
00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:37,605
Some people are just
naturally more sensitive

289
00:17:37,618 --> 00:17:39,585
to some things in life
than some people.

290
00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:42,417
Some are blind to beauty,
while others...

291
00:17:42,489 --> 00:17:46,585
Even as a little girl, you were more of
acid type, dear, while I, if you remember...

292
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,821
- I remember better than you do.
- Well, forget it.

293
00:17:48,896 --> 00:17:51,797
And furthermore, I have never done
anything that I was ashamed of, Ursula.

294
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,925
- Neither have I.
- Yes, but nobody ever asked you to.

295
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:56,207
Why, Zeffie
Kornhauser!

296
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,436
Now that you've had
your attack for the day,

297
00:17:57,504 --> 00:18:00,439
let's endeavor to recapture our
good humor and remember our breeding.

298
00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:03,443
- Baloney.
- Yes. I do hope he likes it here.

299
00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:06,446
It's so hard to keep a man.
Do you know what I need?

300
00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:08,448
- Yes!
- I need a permanent.

301
00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:10,450
I was thinking of taking in
a picture show,

302
00:18:10,518 --> 00:18:12,451
which brings up the problem
of clothes for the young man.

303
00:18:12,519 --> 00:18:14,453
- It certainly does.
- Do you think...

304
00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:16,284
<i>dear Joseph would mind
if we gave him...</i>

305
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,290
<i>some of the clothes
he has so little need for now?</i>

306
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,292
<i>He's never minded before.</i>

307
00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:23,889
- Sleep tight.
- Yes, ma'am.

308
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,052
- And don't let the skeeters bite.
- Yes, ma'am.

309
00:19:26,128 --> 00:19:28,062
- You're sure you have everything you want?
- Yes, ma'am.

310
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,064
- Absolutely sure?
- Positive.

311
00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,896
- But your bed isn't open.
- That's all right. I'll take care of that.

312
00:19:32,968 --> 00:19:35,402
Oh, nonsense.
That's woman's work.

313
00:19:35,471 --> 00:19:37,735
? For men must work
and women must weep?

314
00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:40,798
Or however it goes.
Ahh!

315
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:51,587
- There. Would you like a hot water bottle?
- No, ma'am.

316
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:53,816
- You haven't any pajamas.
- I never use them.

317
00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:55,824
- Joseph wore a nightgown.
- Is that a fact?

318
00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,825
Oh, yes.

319
00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:02,760
- Well, I guess there's nothing else.
- No, I guess not.

320
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,924
I'll let you know as soon
as the bathroom is free.

321
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,935
- It's community.
- Ah.

322
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:08,937
Well, uh...

323
00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:11,098
- Good night.
- Good night.

324
00:20:12,676 --> 00:20:15,941
- Do you think he'll stay?
- I do, do hope so.

325
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:48,973
Who is it?

326
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,275
Say, could you give me a lift?
I'm freezing to death.

327
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:34,785
- What did you fall into?
- Everything there was.

328
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,618
Okay. Hop in the back.
Here. Drape this around you.

329
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,454
Thanks a million, buddy.
- Okay.

330
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,124
Come on, Buddy, wake up.
This is as far as I go.

331
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,964
- Huh? What? Who are you?
- Come on, wake up.

332
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,300
I don't want the boss to see you.
We ain't supposed to give lifts.

333
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,135
Sure. Thanks a lot.

334
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:58,474
- Hey, what city is this?
- That's Hollywood.

335
00:22:58,545 --> 00:22:59,750
Hollywood?

336
00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:00,979
You get a chance to see
the moving picture stars.

337
00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:02,982
Well, so long.

338
00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,030
- Good morning.
- Morning.

339
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:29,275
Give me a cup of coffee and a donut,
if that's enough for it.

340
00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:32,107
- You want it plain or with powdered sugar?
- With a little cream.

341
00:23:32,179 --> 00:23:36,115
- The sinker?
- Any kind, or some rolls. I don't care.

342
00:23:36,183 --> 00:23:38,117
Yes, sir.

343
00:23:38,185 --> 00:23:40,949
Give him some ham and eggs.

344
00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:42,955
<i>Yes, ma'am.</i>

345
00:23:43,023 --> 00:23:45,116
That's very kind of you sister,
but I'm not hungry.

346
00:23:45,192 --> 00:23:47,787
A cup of coffee and a sinker
will fix me up fine.

347
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:50,626
Don't be a sucker.
Give him some ham and eggs.

348
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:54,964
The way I'm fixed, 35 cents
isn't going to make any difference.

349
00:23:55,036 --> 00:23:57,300
- Here.
- Thanks.

350
00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,640
Things a little tough, huh?

351
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,768
I wouldn't be sitting
in an owl wagon for local color.

352
00:24:06,214 --> 00:24:08,478
They locked me out
of my room.

353
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,313
That's too bad.
Well, things are tough everywhere.

354
00:24:11,386 --> 00:24:13,981
War in Europe, strikes over here...
There's no work.

355
00:24:14,056 --> 00:24:16,649
- There's no food.
- Drink your coffee while it's hot.

356
00:24:21,062 --> 00:24:22,734
What did they lock you
out of your room for?

357
00:24:22,747 --> 00:24:24,429
Did I ask you
any questions?

358
00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:26,433
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

359
00:24:26,501 --> 00:24:29,197
- You been in Hollywood long?
- Long enough.

360
00:24:29,270 --> 00:24:32,535
- Trying to crash the movies or something?
- Something like that.

361
00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:34,541
- I guess that's pretty hard to do, huh?
- I guess so.

362
00:24:34,609 --> 00:24:36,771
I never got close enough
to find out.

363
00:24:36,845 --> 00:24:38,779
- Oh. Sorry.
- Say, who's being sorry for who?

364
00:24:38,847 --> 00:24:41,441
Am I buying you the eggs
or are you buying me the eggs?

365
00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:43,303
I'd just like
to repay you.

366
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,112
All right, give me a letter
of introduction to Lubitsch.

367
00:24:45,187 --> 00:24:46,990
I might be able to do that.
Who's Lubitsch?

368
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:48,816
Drink your
coffee.

369
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,293
- Can you act?
- What did you say?

370
00:24:52,361 --> 00:24:54,625
- I said, can you act?
- Sure, I can act.

371
00:24:54,697 --> 00:24:55,732
Would you like me to
give you a recitation?

372
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:56,790
Go ahead.

373
00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:59,629
Skip it. My next act will be
an impersonation...

374
00:24:59,702 --> 00:25:01,967
of a young lady going home...
on the thumb.

375
00:25:02,038 --> 00:25:04,632
- In that outfit?
- What about your own outfit?

376
00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,972
- I mean, haven't you got a car?
- No. Have you?

377
00:25:07,043 --> 00:25:08,976
- No, but...
- Then don't get ritzy.

378
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:11,137
And I'll tell you some
other things I haven't got.

379
00:25:11,213 --> 00:25:13,306
I haven't got a yacht,
or a pearl necklace,

380
00:25:13,382 --> 00:25:15,316
or a fur coat,
or a country seat,

381
00:25:15,384 --> 00:25:17,318
or even a winter seat.

382
00:25:17,386 --> 00:25:19,786
I could use a new girdle, too.

383
00:25:19,855 --> 00:25:22,585
I wish I could give you some
of the things you need.

384
00:25:22,658 --> 00:25:26,595
You wouldn't be trying
to lead me astray, would you?

385
00:25:26,663 --> 00:25:28,756
You know, the nice thing about
buying food for a man...

386
00:25:28,832 --> 00:25:31,096
is that you don't have
to laugh at his jokes.

387
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:34,762
Just think... if you were some big shot,
like a casting director,

388
00:25:34,838 --> 00:25:37,204
I'd be staring into
your bridgework saying,

389
00:25:37,273 --> 00:25:40,174
"Yes, Mr. Smearkase.
No, Mr. Smearkase.

390
00:25:40,243 --> 00:25:42,507
<i>"Not really, Mr. Smearkase.</i>

391
00:25:42,579 --> 00:25:45,047
Oh, Mr. Smearkase,
that's my knee. "

392
00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:49,283
Give Mr. Smearkase another
cup of coffee. Make it two.

393
00:25:49,352 --> 00:25:51,287
- Want a piece of pie?
- No thanks, kid.

394
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:53,949
Why, Mr. smearkase, aren't you
getting a little familiar?

395
00:25:54,025 --> 00:25:55,959
Look...

396
00:25:56,027 --> 00:25:57,961
Thanks.

397
00:25:58,029 --> 00:26:00,122
Look, if you wanted to stay
in Hollywood a little longer...

398
00:26:00,196 --> 00:26:02,357
I don't want to stay
in Hollywood a little longer.

399
00:26:02,432 --> 00:26:04,627
I've used up all my money,
all my going-home money.

400
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:06,794
I was just gonna say,
I have a friend that's out of town...

401
00:26:06,870 --> 00:26:08,804
and you might be able to stay
at his place for a couple of weeks...

402
00:26:08,872 --> 00:26:11,807
and maybe by then things
will break a little better for you.

403
00:26:11,875 --> 00:26:12,830
He might even be able
to help you a little.

404
00:26:12,843 --> 00:26:13,809
No, thanks.

405
00:26:13,877 --> 00:26:15,812
There's no strings
to this, kid.

406
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,973
I know you don't know who I am, but
I used to know a few people around here.

407
00:26:18,049 --> 00:26:19,983
And this guy's
really out of town.

408
00:26:20,051 --> 00:26:22,315
And you know a way in
through the window. No, thanks.

409
00:26:22,386 --> 00:26:24,752
- No. I'm pretty sure that in this case...
- I'm going home, big boy.

410
00:26:24,822 --> 00:26:26,813
I can get a ride out of here
in a little while.

411
00:26:26,891 --> 00:26:30,884
I don't like to think of you asking a
bunch of thugs for lifts along the highway.

412
00:26:30,961 --> 00:26:32,929
Then don't
think about it.

413
00:26:32,942 --> 00:26:34,920
You mean you'd just get in
any car that comes along?

414
00:26:34,999 --> 00:26:36,955
Anything but a Stanley Steamer.
My uncle blew up in one.

415
00:26:36,968 --> 00:26:38,935
That's terrible.

416
00:26:39,003 --> 00:26:41,700
You can't tell what kind of a heel
is apt to be behind the wheel.

417
00:26:41,773 --> 00:26:43,707
All heels are
pretty much the same.

418
00:26:43,775 --> 00:26:45,936
- Look.
- Yes, Mr. Smearkase?

419
00:26:46,011 --> 00:26:48,445
This friend of mine... the guy I was
telling you about that's out of town...

420
00:26:48,513 --> 00:26:50,947
I'm sure he wouldn't mind
if I borrowed his car.

421
00:26:51,016 --> 00:26:54,507
- What is it, a street car?
- It's a car. Just wait here.

422
00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:56,519
You're just going to get
yourself in trouble.

423
00:26:56,587 --> 00:26:59,954
I'm not going to get myself in trouble.
I'm going to repay you.

424
00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:02,117
That isn't necessary,
big boy.

425
00:27:02,193 --> 00:27:04,128
Someday, when your ship
comes in,

426
00:27:04,196 --> 00:27:06,790
you can buy somebody that's hungry
some ham and eggs and be all square.

427
00:27:06,865 --> 00:27:10,130
That's fine. Just wait here
and I'll be back before you can say...

428
00:27:10,202 --> 00:27:12,136
- What was that big director's name?
- Lubitsch.

429
00:27:12,204 --> 00:27:14,138
Lubitsch.

430
00:27:14,206 --> 00:27:16,834
Say, this is some car.

431
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:18,842
Yes. Now, where
would you like to go?

432
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:22,710
Could you drop me off at, uh...
Or maybe that'd be too far.

433
00:27:22,781 --> 00:27:26,239
- That depends entirely on where it is.
- Would Chicago be too far?

434
00:27:26,318 --> 00:27:29,413
- Chicago? You mean Chicago, Illinois?
- Yes.

435
00:27:29,489 --> 00:27:32,083
I wasn't actually thinking
of driving as far as Chicago.

436
00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:34,092
That's all right.
You can drop me anywhere.

437
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,094
I just happened to think
of Chicago because...

438
00:27:36,162 --> 00:27:38,756
that's a little better than halfway and
I can easily hitch a ride out of there.

439
00:27:38,831 --> 00:27:42,267
- Where do you live, Bermuda?
- You don't have to get funny.

440
00:27:42,335 --> 00:27:44,962
I didn't ask you for a ride.
You can drop me anywhere.

441
00:27:45,036 --> 00:27:47,266
Wait a minute. How's this?

442
00:27:47,339 --> 00:27:49,273
Suppose you drop me off somewhere
and you go leisurely home...

443
00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:51,275
and I'll pick up the car later.

444
00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:53,278
That's what you call an idea.

445
00:27:53,346 --> 00:27:55,280
You don't happen to operate
out of a booby hatch, do you?

446
00:27:55,348 --> 00:27:58,647
You better drop me at the next corner and
take this bus back where you stole it from.

447
00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:02,950
Don't talk nonsense. I left a note
saying I was taking the car...

448
00:28:03,022 --> 00:28:05,456
- Or did I?
- It would be nice if you could remember.

449
00:28:05,525 --> 00:28:08,255
Would be funny, though,
if they arrested me for taking it.

450
00:28:08,327 --> 00:28:10,261
A panic.
Who does it belong to?

451
00:28:10,329 --> 00:28:11,802
Belongs to a picture director...
a guy named Sullivan.

452
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:13,298
Oh.

453
00:28:13,366 --> 00:28:15,300
- You never heard of him?
- No.

454
00:28:15,368 --> 00:28:17,461
He's made quite a few pictures.

455
00:28:17,537 --> 00:28:19,506
<i>Ants In Your Plants of 1939.</i>

456
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,803
- Did he do that?
- Yeah. Did you see it?

457
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,571
- Yes.
- Well? Well, did you like it?

458
00:28:24,645 --> 00:28:28,741
- Not much.
- Some people thought it was pretty good.

459
00:28:28,815 --> 00:28:30,749
I don't care for musicals.
They hurt my ears.

460
00:28:30,817 --> 00:28:34,913
<i>I see. Well, did you like
Hey, Hey, in the Hayloft?</i>

461
00:28:34,988 --> 00:28:38,252
- Oh, I was crazy about that.
- I thought that would just about fit.

462
00:28:38,324 --> 00:28:39,609
You remember the scene where
the two are in the hayloft?

463
00:28:39,622 --> 00:28:40,918
Perfectly.

464
00:28:40,993 --> 00:28:44,088
And she made him close his eyes
and count three before kissing her.

465
00:28:44,164 --> 00:28:45,199
Yes, yes.

466
00:28:45,212 --> 00:28:46,257
And then the pig came out and
he kissed the pig instead.

467
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,267
It was on a very high plane.

468
00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,269
Then he fell through a hole
and sneezed at a horse.

469
00:28:50,337 --> 00:28:52,601
And the horse sneezed
back at him.

470
00:28:52,673 --> 00:28:54,664
Oh, that was
a wonderful scene.

471
00:28:54,741 --> 00:28:58,700
Of course it was stupid, but it was
wonderful. Who directed that picture?

472
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,307
Don't you think with the world
in its present condition,

473
00:29:02,382 --> 00:29:04,612
with death snarling at you
from every street corner,

474
00:29:04,685 --> 00:29:07,120
that people are a little
allergic to comedies?

475
00:29:07,188 --> 00:29:10,055
- No.
- Perhaps I didn't make myself clear.

476
00:29:10,124 --> 00:29:13,184
Say, how come you know a picture
director well enough to borrow his car?

477
00:29:13,261 --> 00:29:16,128
As a matter of fact,
I used to know most of those boys,

478
00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:19,291
but naturally I don't
like to mention it in a suit like this.

479
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:23,394
As a matter of fact,
I used to be a picture director.

480
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:26,565
- Why, you poor kid.
- Don't get emotional. I'll be all right.

481
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:28,574
What kind of pictures
did you make?

482
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,236
- More along educational lines.
- Oh, no wonder.

483
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:34,247
There's nothing like a deep-dish movie
to drive you out in the open.

484
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:36,249
What are you talking about?

485
00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:38,581
Film's the greatest educational
medium the world has ever known.

486
00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,188
<i>You take a picture
like Hold Back Tomorrow.</i>

487
00:29:40,201 --> 00:29:41,747
<i>You hold it.</i>

488
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,757
- Did you ever meet Lubitsch?
- Yes.

489
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,759
Gee, I bet he wouldn't even
speak to you now.

490
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:49,490
- He spoke to me day before yesterday.
- Isn't that swell.

491
00:29:49,564 --> 00:29:52,590
Funny, isn't it... to meet
your first picture director...

492
00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:54,999
on the day you're leaving
Hollywood, all washed up...

493
00:29:55,069 --> 00:29:57,004
even a washed-up director.

494
00:29:57,072 --> 00:29:59,438
Don't get sympathetic.
I might make a comeback, you know.

495
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:01,442
That's what they all say.
Man that had my room ahead of me...

496
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:03,444
he was always going
to make a comeback.

497
00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:07,778
He was a picture director too.
Then one day he shot himself instead.

498
00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:10,114
They had to re-paper the room.

499
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:13,120
You wouldn't ever do anything
like that would you, big boy?

500
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:15,122
Not on your wallpaper.

501
00:30:20,162 --> 00:30:22,096
What do you suppose that is?

502
00:30:22,164 --> 00:30:24,098
Whatever it is, there's
absolutely nothing they can do.

503
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:25,963
Remember that.

504
00:30:26,035 --> 00:30:27,519
What did you say?

505
00:30:27,532 --> 00:30:29,027
I said there's absolutely
nothing they can do.

506
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:36,412
All right, you.

507
00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:37,971
All right yourself.
Don't give it a thought.

508
00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:43,584
Well?

509
00:30:43,652 --> 00:30:46,144
Oh, good morning, sir.

510
00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:48,315
- I'm so sorry.
- Good morning, sir.

511
00:30:48,391 --> 00:30:50,985
- Ever seen this man before?
- That is Mr. Sullivan, sir,

512
00:30:51,061 --> 00:30:54,553
- the owner of the alleged hot car.
- Then what's all the hullabaloo?

513
00:30:54,631 --> 00:30:55,825
That's what I'd like to know.

514
00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,833
<i>- You John L. Sullivan?
- What about it?</i>

515
00:30:57,901 --> 00:30:59,835
- What's your occupation?
- Motion picture director.

516
00:30:59,903 --> 00:31:01,837
- That right?
- Yes, sir.

517
00:31:01,905 --> 00:31:03,839
Let me see
your driver's license.

518
00:31:03,907 --> 00:31:05,841
- I haven't got it. Did you bring it?
- No, sir.

519
00:31:05,909 --> 00:31:07,843
- Driving without a license, huh?
- Yes, isn't that terrible?

520
00:31:07,911 --> 00:31:10,506
I suppose that calls for a dollar fine
and ten minutes in jail.

521
00:31:10,581 --> 00:31:12,844
- You sure this is Sullivan?
- Oh, quite, sir.

522
00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:17,182
- What are you doing in those clothes?
- I just paid my income tax.

523
00:31:17,253 --> 00:31:19,687
- All right, but you don't drive
that car without a license. - Okay.

524
00:31:19,756 --> 00:31:22,623
Let the girl out too.
She's getting bored in there.

525
00:31:22,692 --> 00:31:24,626
How does a girl fit
in this picture?

526
00:31:24,694 --> 00:31:26,628
There's always a girl
in the picture.

527
00:31:26,696 --> 00:31:28,630
Haven't you ever been
to the movies?

528
00:31:28,698 --> 00:31:31,792
Where's he taking us now?
Whose car is this?

529
00:31:31,868 --> 00:31:34,132
- The same guy. Sullivan.
- Where's he taking us?

530
00:31:34,204 --> 00:31:38,141
Down to the depot to buy you a ticket
and send you home. Stop fooling around.

531
00:31:38,209 --> 00:31:40,643
- Who's buying me a ticket?
- Sullivan.

532
00:31:40,711 --> 00:31:44,147
- What did I ever do for him?
- You bought him some eggs.

533
00:31:48,552 --> 00:31:51,316
Oh. So you're
the washed-up director.

534
00:31:51,389 --> 00:31:53,323
I'm afraid I exaggerated
that part of it a little bit.

535
00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:55,325
What are you doing
in those clothes?

536
00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:56,348
I just pulled that one
down at the police station.

537
00:31:56,361 --> 00:31:57,327
Huh?

538
00:31:57,395 --> 00:32:00,024
I made up a joke.
Look, I'm not sore at you.

539
00:32:00,098 --> 00:32:02,828
I'm sore at those cops
for dragging me all the way back here.

540
00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:06,495
No matter where I start out for, I always
end up right back here in Hollywood.

541
00:32:06,570 --> 00:32:09,664
You're a very nice girl, as a matter
of fact, and I'm glad to have met you.

542
00:32:09,740 --> 00:32:13,005
If there's ever anything I can do
for you, I'd be delighted. Honestly.

543
00:32:13,077 --> 00:32:15,011
- You mean that?
- Sincerely.

544
00:32:15,079 --> 00:32:17,513
Then buy me some ham and eggs
before I bite you.

545
00:32:20,418 --> 00:32:22,352
Home.

546
00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:35,132
Where's the swimming pool?

547
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,464
You must have a swimming pool.

548
00:32:37,536 --> 00:32:39,561
Right out here.

549
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:45,142
Outside dining room,

550
00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,144
- barbecue...
- Hmm.

551
00:32:52,452 --> 00:32:54,386
Pretty, isn't it?

552
00:32:54,454 --> 00:32:56,387
Yeah.

553
00:32:56,455 --> 00:32:58,480
There's the tennis court
up there,

554
00:32:58,557 --> 00:33:01,151
grape arbor there,
and a grove there.

555
00:33:01,226 --> 00:33:03,490
I guess that's about all.

556
00:33:03,562 --> 00:33:06,827
- What are you looking
at me that way for?

557
00:33:10,368 --> 00:33:12,734
- Hey, you big fathead!
- What's the big idea?

558
00:33:12,804 --> 00:33:14,796
That's for your swimming pools
and your tennis courts...

559
00:33:14,874 --> 00:33:16,432
<i>and your limousines
and your barbecues.</i>

560
00:33:16,509 --> 00:33:18,807
That's for making fun of a poor girl
who only tried to help you,

561
00:33:18,878 --> 00:33:21,073
- you big faker!
- Who made fun of you?

562
00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:24,139
You did, with your stories of being
a washed-up director, you big clunk.

563
00:33:24,217 --> 00:33:26,879
Oh, I did, did I?

564
00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:36,284
Breakfast is served, sir.

565
00:33:38,365 --> 00:33:41,357
- You might have shaved.
- I need these whiskers for my experiment.

566
00:33:41,435 --> 00:33:44,302
- Yes, the noble experiment.
- You don't have to make any cracks.

567
00:33:44,371 --> 00:33:46,464
I don't suffer and starve
because I like it, you know.

568
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,473
Neither does anybody else.

569
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,634
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

570
00:33:50,710 --> 00:33:53,474
- I'm sorry I pushed you in the water too.
- I probably needed it.

571
00:33:53,546 --> 00:33:55,946
- You certainly did.
- Did I?

572
00:33:56,015 --> 00:33:59,951
I didn't mind you. As a matter of fact,
I had kind of a yen for you.

573
00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:01,953
- You have?
- Not in that thing.

574
00:34:02,021 --> 00:34:03,956
I liked you better as a tramp.

575
00:34:04,024 --> 00:34:06,322
<i>I can't help
what kind of people you like.</i>

576
00:34:06,393 --> 00:34:09,328
It's funny. I suppose
I ought to be very happy for you,

577
00:34:09,396 --> 00:34:11,330
as if you'd just
struck oil or something.

578
00:34:11,398 --> 00:34:13,423
Instead of that, I'm sore.

579
00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:16,298
Don't frown.
You're making lines on your face.

580
00:34:16,370 --> 00:34:18,338
You've taken all
the joy out of life.

581
00:34:18,405 --> 00:34:20,339
I was all through
with this kind of stuff.

582
00:34:20,407 --> 00:34:23,774
I knew I'd never have it,
but there was no envy in my heart.

583
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:26,278
I'd found a friend who swiped
a car to take me home.

584
00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:28,281
Now I'm right back
where I started...

585
00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:31,944
just an extra girl having
breakfast with a director,

586
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,284
only I didn't used to have
breakfast with them.

587
00:34:34,355 --> 00:34:36,789
- Maybe that was my trouble.
- Did they ever ask you to?

588
00:34:36,858 --> 00:34:39,622
<i>- No.
- Then don't pat yourself on the back.</i>

589
00:34:39,694 --> 00:34:41,786
- Take me with you.
- What?

590
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:44,729
<i>On your experiment.
I don't want to be sent home.</i>

591
00:34:44,798 --> 00:34:47,062
Don't be childish.
I'll tell you what I'll do.

592
00:34:47,134 --> 00:34:49,068
You can stay here for a couple of weeks
like I told you in the owl wagon,

593
00:34:49,136 --> 00:34:51,070
and when I get back,
I'll see what I can do for you.

594
00:34:51,138 --> 00:34:53,130
I don't want to start
all that stuff again.

595
00:34:53,207 --> 00:34:55,141
Take me with you.

596
00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,143
When you get as far as you're going,
we can say good-bye...

597
00:34:57,211 --> 00:34:59,145
and I'll go the rest
of the way alone.

598
00:34:59,213 --> 00:35:01,943
It'll make a nice ending, and we'll
finish what we started this morning.

599
00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:04,041
It's absolutely
out of the question.

600
00:35:04,118 --> 00:35:06,643
Please. You don't know
anything about anything.

601
00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:08,814
You don't know how to get a meal,
how to keep a secret,

602
00:35:08,890 --> 00:35:11,154
- and you can't even stay out of town.
- Thanks.

603
00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:13,989
I know 50 times as much
about trouble as you ever will.

604
00:35:14,062 --> 00:35:15,997
Besides, you owe it to me.

605
00:35:16,065 --> 00:35:19,501
You sort of belong to me.
When you were a hobo, I found you.

606
00:35:19,568 --> 00:35:21,502
- Piffle.
- Please.

607
00:35:21,570 --> 00:35:24,368
- It's absolutely out of the question.
- I'll throw you in the water.

608
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,907
<i>You'd take my mind off my work.</i>

609
00:35:25,975 --> 00:35:28,876
The big director that has
all the girls panting for him.

610
00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:30,878
- I tell you...
- I'll follow you.

611
00:35:30,946 --> 00:35:32,879
I'll tell everybody who you are,
like a kid sister.

612
00:35:32,947 --> 00:35:34,437
<i>You'll follow me?</i>

613
00:35:34,515 --> 00:35:37,780
Yes, I'll follow you,
and I'll holler, " This guy's a phony.

614
00:35:37,852 --> 00:35:39,945
"This is Sullivan,
the big director from Hollywood...

615
00:35:40,021 --> 00:35:41,956
a phonus-balonus, a faker, a heel... "

616
00:35:42,024 --> 00:35:43,958
If I may join in
the controversy, sir,

617
00:35:44,026 --> 00:35:45,960
I think the young lady's
suggestion an excellent one.

618
00:35:46,028 --> 00:35:47,962
<i>- You may not join in the controversy.
- I will, I will, I will!</i>

619
00:35:48,030 --> 00:35:49,964
- I'm going with you!
- You'll do nothing of the kind.

620
00:35:50,032 --> 00:35:52,466
Would you get me some
tramp clothes, Mr. Burrows?

621
00:35:52,534 --> 00:35:53,973
Certainly, Miss.
Certainly.

622
00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,435
Go down to the station
and get me a ticket to...

623
00:35:55,504 --> 00:35:58,268
- Where do you live?
- I won't tell you. I won't be sent home.

624
00:35:58,340 --> 00:36:01,138
You stop that! Now, stop that!
Grab her feet!

625
00:36:01,210 --> 00:36:03,144
Oh! Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Certainly, sir.

626
00:36:03,212 --> 00:36:04,964
Now, miss... Now, miss...
Stop it, please, miss!

627
00:36:04,977 --> 00:36:06,740
I won't be
sent home!

628
00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:09,080
- Let go of me!
- Oh, my!

629
00:36:15,992 --> 00:36:18,552
Mr. Burrows...
This way, Mr. Burrows.

630
00:36:18,628 --> 00:36:22,530
<i>There we are.
Now, one, two, three... Pull hard!</i>

631
00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:31,106
Hello, Information?
Have you any freight trains...

632
00:36:31,174 --> 00:36:34,268
going east this afternoon
or early this evening?

633
00:36:34,344 --> 00:36:36,778
5:48?
Thank you very much, sir.

634
00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:39,781
Oh, and could you tell me,
does that train carry tramps,

635
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,942
and if so,
where do they get on?

636
00:36:42,018 --> 00:36:45,784
What? It's on page two.

637
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:48,415
- What did you say?
- Tramps.

638
00:36:48,491 --> 00:36:52,450
How would you like
to take a flying... Wise guy.

639
00:36:52,529 --> 00:36:54,464
Yes, sir?

640
00:36:54,532 --> 00:36:57,023
What was that again?

641
00:36:57,101 --> 00:36:59,968
I said I wonder if you'd be
kind enough to settle a bet for us.

642
00:37:00,037 --> 00:37:01,971
Just a few of us
here at the club.

643
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:04,473
If a tramp were to board
your 5:48 this afternoon,

644
00:37:04,542 --> 00:37:06,476
from where would he board it?

645
00:37:06,544 --> 00:37:10,480
I see. I see. Yes...
but not within the yard limits.

646
00:37:10,548 --> 00:37:12,482
I think that gives me
the complete picture.

647
00:37:12,550 --> 00:37:14,484
Thank you very much
for your trouble.

648
00:37:14,552 --> 00:37:16,485
Oh, and by the way, I win.

649
00:37:16,553 --> 00:37:18,487
Good day.

650
00:37:18,555 --> 00:37:20,990
A different approach
to the same problem.

651
00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:40,404
I think this is it, sir.

652
00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:47,442
Why don't you go
back with the car.

653
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:49,612
You look about as much
like a boy as Mae West.

654
00:37:49,688 --> 00:37:51,781
All right, they'll
think I'm your frail.

655
00:37:51,857 --> 00:37:54,417
I believe it's called
a "beazel," miss, if memory serves.

656
00:37:54,493 --> 00:37:56,791
- Good-bye, Burrows. See you in
a couple of weeks. - Good-bye.

657
00:37:56,862 --> 00:37:59,797
May I close, sir, by warning you
against the entire expedition,

658
00:37:59,865 --> 00:38:01,958
which I envision
with deep apprehension...

659
00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:05,366
- and gloomy foreboding.
- Thanks. Same to you.

660
00:38:05,437 --> 00:38:07,371
Come on.

661
00:39:19,846 --> 00:39:22,407
Jump!

662
00:39:30,858 --> 00:39:33,326
<i>Come on. Here.</i>

663
00:39:33,393 --> 00:39:35,327
I'll help you.

664
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,634
- Let me up!
- I've got you!

665
00:39:53,513 --> 00:39:56,880
- We made it!
- Yeah.

666
00:39:57,951 --> 00:39:59,976
Amateurs.

667
00:40:08,695 --> 00:40:10,629
Phew!

668
00:40:13,101 --> 00:40:15,365
Oh. How do you do?

669
00:40:17,305 --> 00:40:20,968
- Beautiful weather.
- If it doesn't rain.

670
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,405
How do you feel about
the labor situation?

671
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,653
Where are you going?

672
00:40:39,895 --> 00:40:41,988
I hope we didn't disturb you.

673
00:40:47,068 --> 00:40:50,162
- Very interesting couple.
- Yeah.

674
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,174
- Do you smell anything?
- I certainly do.

675
00:40:54,242 --> 00:40:56,506
- What does it smell like to you?
- Hogs.

676
00:40:56,577 --> 00:40:59,546
- That's what I was afraid of.
- I'm getting hungry.

677
00:40:59,614 --> 00:41:02,675
How can you possibly
be hungry when you just ate?

678
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:05,686
I'm not a scientist.
All I know is I'm hungry.

679
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:10,020
You'd better tell the porter
to close the window.

680
00:41:10,092 --> 00:41:13,220
I didn't ask you to come along
in the first place. Now that you're...

681
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,198
<i>Don't start baking wise cracks.</i>

682
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:20,429
<i>- Dough, sir.
- Blasted draft in here, at that.</i>

683
00:41:20,502 --> 00:41:22,436
- Where is this train going?
- I don't know.

684
00:41:22,504 --> 00:41:25,133
- How long does it take to get there?
- I didn't ask you to come along.

685
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:27,472
I think that's a perfectly
reasonable question.

686
00:41:27,544 --> 00:41:29,808
Haven't you got enough imagination
to pretend we're broke,

687
00:41:29,879 --> 00:41:32,404
hungry, homeless,
drifting in despair?

688
00:41:32,482 --> 00:41:35,610
Let's just sit here and try
to feel like a couple of tramps.

689
00:42:05,582 --> 00:42:07,846
- Cold?
- I'll be all right.

690
00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:10,852
- It's the desert.
- I'll be all right.

691
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,013
As soon as this blasted thing
comes to a town someplace,

692
00:42:13,089 --> 00:42:15,024
I'll send for a car
and have you taken home.

693
00:42:15,092 --> 00:42:17,026
This is a lot
of "hokey-palokey. "

694
00:42:17,094 --> 00:42:19,494
This is a terrible way
to travel, with a girl.

695
00:42:19,563 --> 00:42:21,497
It's better with a girl than without
one. You would have frozen to death.

696
00:42:21,565 --> 00:42:25,194
If I go back,
will you go back with me?

697
00:42:25,269 --> 00:42:27,203
<i>- Dodsense.
- Then I won't go back, either.</i>

698
00:42:27,271 --> 00:42:29,107
You're so simple, you're
apt to get into trouble.

699
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,967
Why do you
think I'm here?

700
00:42:32,042 --> 00:42:33,976
Gee, I like that about you.

701
00:42:34,044 --> 00:42:35,978
You're like those knights
of old,

702
00:42:36,046 --> 00:42:38,241
who used to ride around
looking for trouble.

703
00:42:38,314 --> 00:42:41,773
<i>- Who was it who rode on a pure white horse?
- Lady Godiva.</i>

704
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:46,050
She must have been a nut. I bet
her husband was sore. Are you jealous?

705
00:42:46,123 --> 00:42:49,490
Why don't you shut up
and try to get some sleep.

706
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,495
- Will you go to sleep too?
- I'll try.

707
00:42:52,563 --> 00:42:55,828
Why don't you try counting the hogs
jumping over a hedge?

708
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:59,734
Listen, short britches...

709
00:43:29,701 --> 00:43:31,794
- What's that?
- Nothing. Just me.

710
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:34,304
- What?
- I sneezed.

711
00:43:34,372 --> 00:43:37,466
- You what?
- I...

712
00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,976
- I sneezed.
- Oh, you poor darling.

713
00:43:40,045 --> 00:43:42,570
- Have you got hay fever?
- I think it's hog fever.

714
00:43:44,649 --> 00:43:46,640
Oh, you poor lamb.

715
00:43:46,718 --> 00:43:49,983
It'll be alright
as soon as the sun gets a little warmer.

716
00:43:50,055 --> 00:43:53,150
<i>Are you hungry?
You got me doing it.</i>

717
00:43:53,226 --> 00:43:55,990
- Have we got any eating money?
- Ten cents.

718
00:43:56,062 --> 00:43:58,496
Can we spend it for breakfast,
or are you saving it for something?

719
00:43:58,564 --> 00:44:00,828
Look, I've already told you,
I'll send for a car for you and...

720
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,834
I can't help it
if I'm good-natured.

721
00:44:02,902 --> 00:44:05,496
I like to be with you,
and it puts me in a good humor.

722
00:44:05,571 --> 00:44:08,335
You take lots of girls and made them
sleep in a hog sty all night,

723
00:44:08,407 --> 00:44:10,341
and then didn't tell them
where their breakfast was coming from...

724
00:44:10,409 --> 00:44:12,672
the next morning,
they wouldn't take it lying down.

725
00:44:12,744 --> 00:44:14,837
We'll find some
breakfast somewhere.

726
00:44:14,913 --> 00:44:18,509
<i>- In some swill pail, I suppose.
- What do the other bubs do?</i>

727
00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,711
<i>They steal chickigs... chickens.</i>

728
00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:22,777
and they roast them
over campfires...

729
00:44:22,855 --> 00:44:25,790
with baked potatoes
and green corn on the cob...

730
00:44:25,858 --> 00:44:28,452
- with melted butter...
- Shut up!

731
00:44:28,528 --> 00:44:30,462
- Where do they get the butter?
- They steal it.

732
00:44:30,530 --> 00:44:33,124
Well, they don't.
It isn't as easy as all that.

733
00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:35,133
There's a lot of suffering
in this world...

734
00:44:35,201 --> 00:44:37,965
- that ordinary people
don't know anything about.

735
00:44:38,037 --> 00:44:40,471
<i>- Now what's the matter?
- I'm hungry.</i>

736
00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:43,806
Well...

737
00:44:54,588 --> 00:44:56,522
Hey, there's a town up ahead.

738
00:44:56,590 --> 00:44:59,320
Let's get off
and see what happens.

739
00:44:59,393 --> 00:45:02,988
- What town is it?
- I don't know. I suppose it's Hollywood.

740
00:45:03,063 --> 00:45:05,326
Look, there's a lunch stand.

741
00:45:05,398 --> 00:45:07,333
Come on.

742
00:45:21,248 --> 00:45:24,046
Come on. I can't keep
running along here all day.

743
00:45:25,852 --> 00:45:29,288
Here I come. Just a minute.

744
00:45:29,356 --> 00:45:31,484
Well, come on.

745
00:45:44,539 --> 00:45:48,475
- Did I hurt you any?
- Well, you didn't do me any good.

746
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:54,313
Come on.

747
00:46:26,682 --> 00:46:29,116
A cup of coffee
and sinker for one.

748
00:46:29,184 --> 00:46:31,448
I never eat till noon.
It gives me indigestion.

749
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,114
- Just make that two coffees.
- That'll be ten cents.

750
00:46:34,189 --> 00:46:36,123
That's all right.

751
00:46:38,694 --> 00:46:40,628
It's right here someplace.

752
00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:46,392
<i>- Holy Boses.
- What's the matter?</i>

753
00:46:46,469 --> 00:46:49,460
<i>I must have spent it
at that owl wagon.</i>

754
00:47:03,052 --> 00:47:05,486
- I'll never get rich.
- Oh, gee.

755
00:47:05,554 --> 00:47:07,818
You're a little richer
than you were.

756
00:47:07,890 --> 00:47:09,825
Hundreds of miles from everything,
cut off from the world,

757
00:47:09,893 --> 00:47:11,827
a taste of human kindness.

758
00:47:11,895 --> 00:47:14,489
I'll never forget it as long as I live.
What town is this?

759
00:47:14,564 --> 00:47:18,330
<i>- Las Vegas, Nevada.
- Las Vegas, Nevada. This is the busy...</i>

760
00:47:18,401 --> 00:47:22,770
- Las Vegas! You mean Las Vegas?
- What about it?

761
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,773
Is there a land yacht
waiting here?

762
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:27,105
Land yacht?
You mean that thing?

763
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:37,453
That's perfectly wonderful,
Mr. Sullivan.

764
00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:39,455
I rejoice in your experience.

765
00:47:39,523 --> 00:47:41,786
- And where does this gentleman live?
- Just up there by the tracks.

766
00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:44,520
<i>- Give him $100. Never mind who from.
- That's swell.</i>

767
00:47:44,594 --> 00:47:46,528
- A great human-interest story.
- It'll probably ruin him.

768
00:47:46,596 --> 00:47:48,928
He'll give turkey dinners
to every slug that comes in...

769
00:47:48,998 --> 00:47:50,932
and never
hit the jackpot again.

770
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,934
All right, all right.
Buy the kid here a few clothes,

771
00:47:53,002 --> 00:47:55,027
<i>and meet me in Kansas City,
someplace near the station.</i>

772
00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:57,198
I'm going the hard way.
So long, gang.

773
00:47:57,273 --> 00:48:00,971
Just a minute, please.
Sit down!

774
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,639
- But listen, Doc!
- You listen.

775
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:06,808
It's three days in bed, minimum.

776
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,852
This is just a cold shot.
You won't even feel it.

777
00:48:08,865 --> 00:48:10,843
Yow!

778
00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:13,822
- I haven't time to spend three days in bed.
- You'll take the time.

779
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,825
You'll get to Kansas City
just as soon, and you can imagine...

780
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:19,329
that you went there on your
cow snatcher, or whatever you used.

781
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,490
What have you got
an imagination for?

782
00:48:24,836 --> 00:48:26,770
- Here's something for you.
- What's that?

783
00:48:26,838 --> 00:48:28,772
It's Christmas. So long.

784
00:48:45,189 --> 00:48:47,123
Come in!

785
00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:49,285
Here's a wrapper for you
and some slippers.

786
00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:51,488
- What?
- A wrapper.

787
00:48:51,563 --> 00:48:54,191
Oh, thanks.

788
00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:56,200
There's some makeup
in the medicine cabinet.

789
00:48:56,268 --> 00:48:58,793
- Thanks. I can use it.
- You sure can.

790
00:49:01,273 --> 00:49:05,141
Yes, sir, Mr. LeBrand, he's
in the next room taking a little snooze.

791
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:08,373
He looks great. This whole thing
is doing him a power of good.

792
00:49:33,505 --> 00:49:36,099
- Come in.
- Hello. Feel better?

793
00:49:36,174 --> 00:49:39,269
No, I'm sore. There's nothing
the matter with me but a little fever.

794
00:49:39,345 --> 00:49:42,280
Even if I did get sick, they could've
sent me to some free hospital.

795
00:49:42,348 --> 00:49:44,782
Wherever they send you.
It would have been very interesting.

796
00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:47,115
They give you a nice free burial too,
at Potter's Field.

797
00:49:47,186 --> 00:49:51,122
"Free burial. " Why does everybody
exaggerate everything so much?

798
00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:53,124
I've got a little cold in my head.

799
00:49:53,192 --> 00:49:55,126
You take a dose of salts,
and there you are.

800
00:49:55,194 --> 00:49:57,128
- It's because you're a very valuable man.
- Bushwah.

801
00:49:57,196 --> 00:49:59,460
- You make very lovely pictures.
- Phooey.

802
00:49:59,532 --> 00:50:01,626
- Well, you do.
- It's a funny thing, how everything...

803
00:50:01,702 --> 00:50:05,138
keeps shoving me back to Hollywood
or Beverly Hills...

804
00:50:07,207 --> 00:50:11,473
Or this monstrosity we're riding in...
almost like gravity.

805
00:50:11,545 --> 00:50:14,639
As if some force were saying,
"Get back where you belong.

806
00:50:14,715 --> 00:50:17,979
You don't belong out here
in real life, you phony, you. "

807
00:50:18,050 --> 00:50:19,984
You're a little feverish.

808
00:50:20,052 --> 00:50:22,486
<i>Maybe there's a universal law
that says, " Stay put.</i>

809
00:50:22,555 --> 00:50:24,819
As you are,
so shall you remain. "

810
00:50:24,891 --> 00:50:27,326
Maybe that's why tramps
are always in trouble.

811
00:50:27,394 --> 00:50:29,487
They don't vote.
They don't pay taxes.

812
00:50:29,563 --> 00:50:31,497
They violate the law of nature.

813
00:50:31,565 --> 00:50:33,499
You look very pretty
in that outfit.

814
00:50:33,567 --> 00:50:35,831
Maybe that's why they don't
want trailer colonies.

815
00:50:35,903 --> 00:50:39,498
- Or am I getting a bit profound?
- You're getting a bit hot.

816
00:50:39,573 --> 00:50:41,507
Your hand is very cool.

817
00:50:41,575 --> 00:50:43,509
But nothing is going stop me...

818
00:50:43,577 --> 00:50:46,512
I'm going to find out
how it feels to be in trouble,

819
00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:49,014
without friends, without credit,

820
00:50:49,082 --> 00:50:52,519
without checkbook,
without name... alone.

821
00:50:52,587 --> 00:50:55,852
- And I'll go with you.
- How can I be alone if you're with me?

822
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:41,364
Yes, sir, Mr. LeBrand.
It's all finished.

823
00:57:41,436 --> 00:57:43,700
the greatest expedition
of modern times,

824
00:57:43,771 --> 00:57:46,899
almost the greatest sacrifice
ever made by human man.

825
00:57:46,974 --> 00:57:49,307
- Good morning, Joseph.
- Yes, ma'am.

826
00:57:49,378 --> 00:57:52,074
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

827
00:57:52,147 --> 00:57:56,015
<i>He's all washed up, except tonight
he's going through for a quick tour.</i>

828
00:57:56,085 --> 00:57:58,212
He's taking $1,000
in $5.00 bills...

829
00:57:58,287 --> 00:58:00,573
and he's going to hand
them out to these tramps

830
00:58:00,586 --> 00:58:02,883
in gratitude for what
they done for him.

831
00:58:02,958 --> 00:58:05,892
Now is that a story? Does that
give you a lump in your throat,

832
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,190
or does that give you
a lump in your throat?

833
00:58:28,150 --> 00:58:30,414
- Hello.
- Hello. Tired?

834
00:58:30,486 --> 00:58:34,252
No, no.
I was just thinking.

835
00:58:34,323 --> 00:58:37,918
Well, here we are
at the end of the adventure.

836
00:58:37,993 --> 00:58:41,862
I'll go down tonight and give them
a little money, and that winds it up.

837
00:58:41,931 --> 00:58:43,865
Now, what do you want to do?

838
00:58:43,933 --> 00:58:46,197
Do you want to go home
or take another crack at Hollywood?

839
00:58:46,269 --> 00:58:48,203
- Well, I...
- with a nice, fat letter to Lubitsch?

840
00:58:48,271 --> 00:58:51,866
I'd sort of like to...
go where you go.

841
00:58:51,941 --> 00:58:54,205
I mean, I'd sort of
hoped that you'd...

842
00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:57,541
Well, I mean, that you'd want us
to go on together a little longer,

843
00:58:57,613 --> 00:58:59,706
now that we kind of
got used to each other.

844
00:58:59,782 --> 00:59:03,048
- Of course I would, if I wasn't married.
- Who's married?

845
00:59:03,119 --> 00:59:06,054
Didn't you know that? I thought
everyone had heard of my misfortune.

846
00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:08,215
- Of course I didn't.
- What do you mean?

847
00:59:08,291 --> 00:59:10,885
As if I'd snatched you
away from your loving grandmother.

848
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,894
- Are you in love with her?
- That vulture?

849
00:59:12,962 --> 00:59:14,896
- Then why did you marry her?
- Income tax.

850
00:59:14,964 --> 00:59:18,400
- Income tax?
- It was supposed to save me $24,000 a year.

851
00:59:18,468 --> 00:59:21,062
It's what's called a joint return.
It's California law.

852
00:59:21,137 --> 00:59:24,072
Each one pays half, and the total
is less than the aggregate surtax,

853
00:59:24,140 --> 00:59:26,074
so the surtax is less
than the something or other.

854
00:59:26,142 --> 00:59:28,236
It was an idea
of my business manager's.

855
00:59:28,312 --> 00:59:30,906
- I think it's disgusting.
- It wasn't supposed to be romantic.

856
00:59:30,981 --> 00:59:34,246
It was supposed to save me
$12,000 a year, but it didn't.

857
00:59:34,318 --> 00:59:35,603
Turned out she couldn't
live on $12,000 a year.

858
00:59:35,616 --> 00:59:36,912
Good.

859
00:59:36,987 --> 00:59:40,150
- Lovely. She had to have $24,000.
- Good.

860
00:59:40,224 --> 00:59:42,988
Don't keep saying "good" all the time,
or I'll poke you in the nose.

861
00:59:43,060 --> 00:59:44,994
- Good.
- Now, listen.

862
00:59:45,062 --> 00:59:46,996
So I demanded the divorce
she'd promised me.

863
00:59:47,064 --> 00:59:49,031
And she told you
to go fry an egg.

864
00:59:49,098 --> 00:59:51,032
She said it would break
her mother's heart.

865
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,331
Some fine advice
your business manager gave you.

866
00:59:53,404 --> 00:59:55,338
I found out why.
He was getting half.

867
00:59:56,707 --> 00:59:59,642
- And you really can't get a divorce ever?
- Never.

868
00:59:59,710 --> 01:00:02,270
You can't get a divorce without
collusion, and she won't collude.

869
01:00:02,346 --> 01:00:06,715
I guess
I ought to go home, then.

870
01:00:06,784 --> 01:00:09,878
You could still have
that letter to Lubitsch.

871
01:00:09,954 --> 01:00:13,720
Could I still come and push you
in the pool sometimes?

872
01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:17,558
- Of course you could.
- I guess that's better than nothing.

873
01:00:17,629 --> 01:00:19,859
There, there, there.
My gracious.

874
01:00:19,931 --> 01:00:22,559
Here are the $5.00 bills,
Mr. Sullivan.

875
01:00:22,634 --> 01:00:24,568
Hello, Johnnie.

876
01:00:24,636 --> 01:00:26,570
Get me two tickets
on the midnight plane.

877
01:00:26,638 --> 01:00:30,904
Two tickets? Oh, two tickets!
Yes, indeed, Mr. Sullivan.

878
01:00:30,976 --> 01:00:33,740
- They're pretty, aren't they?
- Uh-huh.

879
01:00:33,812 --> 01:00:35,905
- Do you want one?
- Yes.

880
01:00:35,981 --> 01:00:38,415
Here. You can have two of them.

881
01:04:59,750 --> 01:05:02,274
Did you cancel the plane tickets?

882
01:05:02,352 --> 01:05:07,187
<i>They cancel themselves. I'm gonna give
him just 15 minutes more, and then...</i>

883
01:05:07,257 --> 01:05:09,191
I'm sure he's all right.

884
01:05:09,259 --> 01:05:11,853
He probably got interested
in a revival meeting or something and...

885
01:05:14,532 --> 01:05:16,466
Hello? Yes, Doc.

886
01:05:18,769 --> 01:05:21,704
Not in the hospitals, huh?

887
01:05:21,772 --> 01:05:24,366
Sure. I guess
that's all you can do.

888
01:05:24,441 --> 01:05:27,308
<i>Anyway, he didn't have an accident.</i>

889
01:05:27,378 --> 01:05:29,539
Oh?

890
01:05:29,613 --> 01:05:32,377
He isn't, huh?

891
01:05:32,449 --> 01:05:35,009
Val has covered
the police stations.

892
01:05:35,085 --> 01:05:38,487
<i>- Okay.
- I guess you can come back now.</i>

893
01:05:38,557 --> 01:05:40,821
I should have gone with him.
I knew he'd get into trouble without me.

894
01:05:40,892 --> 01:05:43,156
- I told him that...
- I'll gonna give him just 12 minutes more,

895
01:05:43,228 --> 01:05:45,822
Then I'm gonna lay it in LeBrand's lap
and let him figure it out.

896
01:05:45,897 --> 01:05:48,491
- Sully'll be awfully sore if you...
- Let him be sore.

897
01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:51,001
I got a job too, you know.
If LeBrand ever found out...

898
01:05:51,069 --> 01:05:52,854
He came back
the last time.

899
01:05:52,867 --> 01:05:54,663
He didn't have reservations
on a plane or people waiting.

900
01:05:54,738 --> 01:05:56,672
- You don't know him like I know him.
- Is that so?

901
01:05:56,740 --> 01:05:58,674
I guess I know him better than...

902
01:05:58,742 --> 01:06:01,678
- Yeah?
- Say, I'm down here to the morgue.

903
01:06:01,746 --> 01:06:04,510
They got a guy in a basket.
You can't tell who he is.

904
01:06:04,583 --> 01:06:07,017
Did the boss
have any identification?

905
01:06:07,085 --> 01:06:09,349
Did he have any identification
that you know of?

906
01:06:09,421 --> 01:06:12,356
Well, he had...
I think he said he had... Who is that?

907
01:06:12,424 --> 01:06:14,517
- Have they found him?
- Take it easy. We gotta check everywhere.

908
01:06:14,593 --> 01:06:18,359
- What identification did he have?
- In the soles of his shoes...

909
01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:21,695
I think there was a card
between the soles of his shoes.

910
01:06:21,766 --> 01:06:23,757
Look in the soles of his shoes,
between the leather.

911
01:06:33,112 --> 01:06:35,273
He's coming now.
I can hear his footsteps.

912
01:06:43,055 --> 01:06:46,888
There's a card here. It's kind of hard
to read. It's all splattered.

913
01:06:59,138 --> 01:07:02,596
- He's dead? What do you mean, he's dead?
- What do you think it means?

914
01:07:02,675 --> 01:07:05,075
What do you send him on jobs like this
for? I've got a good mind to sue you.

915
01:07:05,144 --> 01:07:06,412
Do you think I like it
any better than you do?

916
01:07:06,425 --> 01:07:07,704
I will sue you!

917
01:07:07,780 --> 01:07:11,147
I'll teach you to... Operator?
Operator, I was talking with Kansas City.

918
01:07:11,217 --> 01:07:13,276
She's gonna sue me.

919
01:07:15,923 --> 01:07:19,017
I suppose I ought to fire
the whole bunch of you.

920
01:07:19,092 --> 01:07:22,357
Somehow I don't feel like
firing anybody.

921
01:07:22,429 --> 01:07:24,363
Well, there's no use
your hanging around here!

922
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,365
Get your things together
and leave this afternoon!

923
01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,526
- I'll fly back.
- Yes, sir! Uh...

924
01:07:56,463 --> 01:07:59,057
I'd like you to come
with us, my dear.

925
01:07:59,132 --> 01:08:01,566
Jones has explained to me.

926
01:08:01,635 --> 01:08:04,230
You were his last discovery...

927
01:08:04,305 --> 01:08:06,239
his last gift to the world.

928
01:08:08,309 --> 01:08:10,243
We'll take care of you always.

929
01:08:11,646 --> 01:08:13,580
She didn't hear you.

930
01:09:58,788 --> 01:10:00,881
- What's the idea, riding into the yard?
- Huh?

931
01:10:00,957 --> 01:10:02,891
I said, what's the idea,
riding into the freight yard?

932
01:10:02,959 --> 01:10:04,580
Lay off,
will you?

933
01:10:04,593 --> 01:10:06,224
I've got a good mind to
run you in for trespassing.

934
01:10:06,296 --> 01:10:09,164
Shut up, you dumb cluck.
Can't you see I'm sick?

935
01:10:09,233 --> 01:10:11,895
Come on, get out of here,
you dirty rat!

936
01:10:11,969 --> 01:10:15,426
- Go on, go on!
- Don't do that again.

937
01:10:15,505 --> 01:10:18,599
- That's telling him, 'bo.
- Don't do what again?

938
01:10:18,675 --> 01:10:21,667
<i>Come on. Come on, get going!</i>

939
01:10:35,993 --> 01:10:37,927
<i>Trespass. Resisting arrest.</i>

940
01:10:37,995 --> 01:10:39,616
<i>Atrocious assault and
battery with intent to kill.</i>

941
01:10:39,629 --> 01:10:41,260
<i>Huh? What?</i>

942
01:10:41,332 --> 01:10:43,357
- What did he say?
- We object, Your Honor.

943
01:10:43,434 --> 01:10:44,719
My client had been injured
and denies all knowledge.

944
01:10:44,732 --> 01:10:46,028
Objection
overruled.

945
01:10:46,103 --> 01:10:48,037
<i>- Trespass and resisting arrest.
- Object, your honor.</i>

946
01:10:48,105 --> 01:10:50,369
<i>The man was a railroad employee,
not an officer of the law.</i>

947
01:10:50,441 --> 01:10:53,205
<i>- Sustained.
- Trespass and atrocious assault.</i>

948
01:10:53,277 --> 01:10:55,211
<i>- Objection, Your Honor.
- Objection overruled.</i>

949
01:10:55,279 --> 01:10:57,373
<i>Get down to business.
Prisoner at the bar.</i>

950
01:10:57,449 --> 01:10:59,383
<i>Prisoner at the bar!</i>

951
01:10:59,451 --> 01:11:01,715
- Answer when you're spoken to.
- Huh?

952
01:11:01,786 --> 01:11:05,186
<i>- Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
- Huh?</i>

953
01:11:05,256 --> 01:11:07,554
Guilty or not guilty to trespass
and atrocious assault...

954
01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:10,719
with a rock upon the person
of the employee of the railroad.

955
01:11:12,129 --> 01:11:16,225
I guess I hit him, all right,
the way my hand feels.

956
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:19,394
I'm sorry.
I'll make it up to you.

957
01:11:19,470 --> 01:11:22,304
I'll pay any damages you like.
Sorry.

958
01:11:22,374 --> 01:11:24,365
So you still refuse
to give your name?

959
01:11:24,442 --> 01:11:26,740
It'll come back to me
in a minute.

960
01:11:26,811 --> 01:11:31,180
I have such an awful headache.
I'm all mixed up.

961
01:11:31,249 --> 01:11:33,410
We plead guilty, Your Honor,
with extenuating circumstances...

962
01:11:33,485 --> 01:11:36,716
due to temporary insanity, and throw
ourselves on the mercy of the court.

963
01:11:36,788 --> 01:11:39,188
Huh? What?
What did he say?

964
01:11:39,257 --> 01:11:42,249
Stand up. Stand up!

965
01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:44,261
Stand up.

966
01:11:49,569 --> 01:11:51,503
<i>Prisoner at the bar,</i>

967
01:11:51,571 --> 01:11:54,335
these are parlous times,
and we have no desire to be severe.

968
01:11:54,407 --> 01:11:56,431
<i>- Just a minute. I...
- Silence!</i>

969
01:11:56,508 --> 01:11:59,636
When confronted with violence and
hoodlumism, the court has no alternative.

970
01:11:59,711 --> 01:12:01,872
<i>Since you still refuse
to remember your name...</i>

971
01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:04,074
<i>but have pleaded guilty
to trespass and atrocious assault,</i>

972
01:12:04,149 --> 01:12:06,879
I will be as lenient
as my conscience permits...

973
01:12:06,952 --> 01:12:11,583
and not impose upon you the maximum
penalty your crimes ordinarily permit.

974
01:12:11,657 --> 01:12:15,218
Richard Roe, I sentence you
to six years at hard labor...

975
01:12:15,294 --> 01:12:17,888
<i>as prescribed by the laws
of our sovereign state.</i>

976
01:12:17,964 --> 01:12:20,899
<i>Six years? What's he talking about?</i>

977
01:12:20,967 --> 01:12:24,562
- You got off easy.
- Wait a minute. I gotta get to a phone.

978
01:12:24,637 --> 01:12:26,571
- I have to send a...
- Come on.

979
01:12:26,639 --> 01:12:29,574
- Wait a minute. I'm all mixed up!
- Come on, come on!

980
01:12:39,186 --> 01:12:42,349
Mister, new man.

981
01:12:45,425 --> 01:12:47,359
- Hello, Charlie.
- Hi, Jake.

982
01:12:47,427 --> 01:12:49,360
- Put him in 13.
- Just a minute, boys. I want to...

983
01:12:49,428 --> 01:12:51,362
You speak when you're spoken to
around here. Hold up your arm and wait.

984
01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:52,886
Listen, you...

985
01:12:52,899 --> 01:12:54,365
You say "Mister" when
you're talking to me.

986
01:12:54,433 --> 01:12:56,867
- Put him in 13 and find him a bunk.
- Come on.

987
01:12:56,936 --> 01:13:00,373
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Them cost me $16.50.

988
01:13:11,785 --> 01:13:15,881
- Another Richard Roe, eh?
- There seems to be a lot of them.

989
01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:19,050
- How's everything at the house, Charlie?
- Fine, Jake.

990
01:13:19,126 --> 01:13:21,924
- Give my regards to the missus.
- I'll do that little thing.

991
01:13:24,632 --> 01:13:26,725
- I gotta get out of here.
- Take it easy, boy.

992
01:13:26,801 --> 01:13:28,735
I'm John L. Sullivan,
a Hollywood director.

993
01:13:28,803 --> 01:13:30,088
Somebody slugged me. I
gotta get out of here.

994
01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,397
A Hollywood what?

995
01:13:31,472 --> 01:13:35,067
- Take it easy, will you?
You're gonna lose your privilege.

996
01:13:35,143 --> 01:13:39,011
No letters, no smokes, no writing.
You don't want that.

997
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,013
I want a lawyer.
You get me to a telephone.

998
01:13:41,081 --> 01:13:43,015
There's a telephone
right down there.

999
01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:45,176
They can't do things like this
to people. Put 'em in a pigsty.

1000
01:13:45,252 --> 01:13:48,187
Pipe down, will you,
please, before he hears.

1001
01:13:48,255 --> 01:13:51,020
I want a lawyer. I demand
my right to have a lawyer!

1002
01:13:51,092 --> 01:13:53,060
Did you hear that?
He demands a lawyer.

1003
01:13:57,765 --> 01:13:59,699
You starting in again?

1004
01:13:59,767 --> 01:14:02,998
<i>You're gonna be here
a long time, see?</i>

1005
01:14:03,071 --> 01:14:06,700
And you gotta learn,
and learn quick.

1006
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,384
<i>Chain him in.</i>

1007
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:21,389
No privilege, fresh guy.

1008
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:15,201
We're going to
the picture show Sunday.

1009
01:15:18,148 --> 01:15:20,378
Good news. You want to see
the picture show Sunday?

1010
01:15:23,453 --> 01:15:25,545
We're going to the picture show.

1011
01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:32,557
We're going to the picture show Sunday.
They asked us over again.

1012
01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:34,563
- When can I write a letter?
- When you get your privilege back.

1013
01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:36,565
How long will that take?

1014
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,498
That all depends on the Mister.

1015
01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:40,502
He's all right
if you take it nice and quiet.

1016
01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:42,663
How long does it take him
to make up his mind?

1017
01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:46,140
Take it easy, will you,
or you'll never get it.

1018
01:15:57,488 --> 01:15:59,422
<i>Look out!</i>

1019
01:16:02,426 --> 01:16:06,021
Who gave you leave to read the paper?
You won't learn, huh?

1020
01:16:06,096 --> 01:16:08,189
- It's about me. I just happened to see it.
- Shut up!

1021
01:16:08,265 --> 01:16:11,098
Turn around. Turn around!

1022
01:16:11,168 --> 01:16:13,193
Put your hands behind you.

1023
01:16:16,273 --> 01:16:18,241
- Put him in the sweat box.
- For how long, Mister?

1024
01:16:18,309 --> 01:16:21,540
- Till I tell you. Are you gonna start now?
- No. Yes. I mean no, sir.

1025
01:16:21,612 --> 01:16:23,739
Then get moving!

1026
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:30,652
Get back to your work. What do you
think this is, a vaudeville show?

1027
01:16:46,238 --> 01:16:48,502
Tastes good, don't it?

1028
01:16:48,573 --> 01:16:52,065
I'll try to get him
to let you off early.

1029
01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,345
I ain't supposed to do this.

1030
01:17:29,949 --> 01:17:32,144
- Water.
- You'll be all right.

1031
01:17:32,218 --> 01:17:34,209
You got to learn, that's all.
It ain't so easy at first,

1032
01:17:34,287 --> 01:17:36,721
but after a while
you don't mind.

1033
01:17:36,789 --> 01:17:40,384
We ain't so bad off.
He ain't bad, according to his lights.

1034
01:17:40,459 --> 01:17:42,552
He has to deal with some
pretty tough hombres.

1035
01:17:42,628 --> 01:17:44,596
He got us chicken
last Thanksgiving...

1036
01:17:44,664 --> 01:17:47,599
and some turkey once
for Christmas.

1037
01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:50,568
And there ain't another Mister
takes his gang to the picture show.

1038
01:17:50,636 --> 01:17:55,404
Maybe... Maybe if I ask him, he'll
let you go the picture show Sunday.

1039
01:17:55,475 --> 01:17:57,739
Wouldn't that
be something? Huh?

1040
01:18:07,653 --> 01:18:09,587
All right, Charlie.

1041
01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:14,926
Let it down easy, Charlie.

1042
01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:17,963
<i>Charlie's a little anxious.</i>

1043
01:18:21,001 --> 01:18:25,097
Brothers and sisters, once again
we're gonna have a little entertainment.

1044
01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:27,265
I don't have to tell you
what it is.

1045
01:18:27,341 --> 01:18:30,936
The sheet kind of gives it away.

1046
01:18:31,011 --> 01:18:34,538
And once again, brothers and sisters,
we're going to share our pleasure...

1047
01:18:34,615 --> 01:18:38,551
with some neighbors
less fortunate than ourselves.

1048
01:18:38,619 --> 01:18:44,217
Won't you please clear the first
three pews so they may have seats.

1049
01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:47,887
And when they get here,
I'm gonna ask you once more,

1050
01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:52,227
neither by word, nor by action,
nor by look...

1051
01:18:52,299 --> 01:18:55,097
to make our guests feel
unwelcome.

1052
01:18:55,168 --> 01:18:59,571
Don't draw away from them
or act high-toned.

1053
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:04,737
- For we is all equal in the sight of God.
- Amen!

1054
01:19:04,811 --> 01:19:09,579
And He said,
"Let him who is without sin...

1055
01:19:09,651 --> 01:19:12,245
" cast the first stone.

1056
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:16,256
"The chains shall
be struck from them!

1057
01:19:16,324 --> 01:19:19,316
"The lame shall leap.

1058
01:19:19,394 --> 01:19:21,919
"The blind shall see!

1059
01:19:21,996 --> 01:19:26,626
And glory in
the coming of the Lord. "

1060
01:19:26,701 --> 01:19:29,898
Let's give our guests
a little welcome.

1061
01:19:37,479 --> 01:19:42,473
♪ When Israel was in Egypt land ♪

1062
01:19:42,551 --> 01:19:48,386
♪ Let my people go ♪

1063
01:19:48,456 --> 01:19:51,755
♪ Oppressed so hard ♪

1064
01:19:51,826 --> 01:19:54,659
♪ They could not stand ♪

1065
01:19:54,729 --> 01:19:58,393
♪ Let my people ♪

1066
01:19:58,467 --> 01:20:01,334
♪ Go ♪

1067
01:20:01,403 --> 01:20:04,566
♪ Go down ♪

1068
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:07,700
♪ Moses ♪

1069
01:20:07,776 --> 01:20:11,576
<i>♪ Way down ♪</i>

1070
01:20:11,647 --> 01:20:15,743
<i>♪ In Egypt land ♪</i>

1071
01:20:16,985 --> 01:20:21,081
<i>♪ Tell old ♪</i>

1072
01:20:21,156 --> 01:20:25,753
<i>♪ Pharaoh ♪</i>

1073
01:20:27,030 --> 01:20:29,931
<i>♪ To let my ♪</i>

1074
01:20:29,999 --> 01:20:33,264
♪ People ♪

1075
01:20:33,336 --> 01:20:37,203
♪ Go ♪

1076
01:20:40,275 --> 01:20:43,210
<i>♪ Then Israel out ♪</i>

1077
01:20:43,278 --> 01:20:46,543
<i>♪ Of Egypt came ♪</i>

1078
01:20:46,615 --> 01:20:52,384
<i>♪ Let my people go ♪</i>

1079
01:20:52,455 --> 01:20:55,390
<i>♪ And left the proud ♪</i>

1080
01:20:55,458 --> 01:20:58,450
<i>♪ Oppressor's land ♪</i>

1081
01:20:58,528 --> 01:21:03,397
♪ Let my people go ♪

1082
01:21:04,634 --> 01:21:07,068
♪ Go down ♪

1083
01:21:07,137 --> 01:21:10,231
♪ Moses ♪

1084
01:21:10,306 --> 01:21:13,242
♪ Way down ♪

1085
01:21:13,310 --> 01:21:18,077
♪ In Egypt land ♪

1086
01:21:19,316 --> 01:21:23,776
♪ Tell old ♪

1087
01:21:23,854 --> 01:21:28,415
♪ Pharaoh ♪

1088
01:21:32,162 --> 01:21:34,756
♪ To let my ♪

1089
01:21:34,831 --> 01:21:39,360
♪ People ♪

1090
01:21:39,436 --> 01:21:44,203
♪ Go ♪

1091
01:21:48,779 --> 01:21:52,215
Will those nearest to the lights
kindly rise and dim them, please.

1092
01:21:55,619 --> 01:21:57,553
How do?

1093
01:23:02,622 --> 01:23:04,556
- Hey.
- Huh?

1094
01:23:04,624 --> 01:23:06,558
Am I laughing?

1095
01:23:50,270 --> 01:23:52,363
You don't suppose
this is a gag, do you?

1096
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:54,532
He'd have to be a Houdini
to get out of that one.

1097
01:23:54,608 --> 01:23:56,872
Well, I wouldn't
put it past him.

1098
01:23:58,278 --> 01:24:00,212
Don't you understand?

1099
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,510
They think I'm dead,
and I'm not dead.

1100
01:24:02,582 --> 01:24:04,516
Well, that's fine.

1101
01:24:04,584 --> 01:24:07,052
Just think what a nice surprise
they'll have when you get out.

1102
01:24:07,120 --> 01:24:10,556
I haven't time
to spend six years.

1103
01:24:10,624 --> 01:24:14,560
- But you were sentenced.
- I know that, but I still haven't time.

1104
01:24:14,628 --> 01:24:16,789
Well, you'll have to find the time.

1105
01:24:16,863 --> 01:24:19,229
Look they don't sentence picture
directors to a place like this...

1106
01:24:19,299 --> 01:24:21,233
for a little disagreement
with a yard bull.

1107
01:24:21,301 --> 01:24:23,235
- Don't they?
- No.

1108
01:24:23,303 --> 01:24:25,237
Oh.

1109
01:24:25,305 --> 01:24:26,590
Well, then, maybe you
ain't a movie director.

1110
01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:27,899
Huh?

1111
01:24:27,975 --> 01:24:29,910
Maybe that idea
just come to you...

1112
01:24:29,978 --> 01:24:33,072
- when you got hit on the head, maybe.
- Now, look...

1113
01:24:33,147 --> 01:24:36,583
We used to have a fella here
once that thought he was Lindbergh.

1114
01:24:36,651 --> 01:24:39,677
He used to fly away
every night...

1115
01:24:39,754 --> 01:24:43,019
but he was always
back in the morning.

1116
01:24:43,091 --> 01:24:45,685
Don't I look like
a picture director?

1117
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:47,694
'Course I never seen one.

1118
01:24:47,762 --> 01:24:52,631
You look more like a soda jerk,
or maybe a plasterer, maybe.

1119
01:24:52,700 --> 01:24:55,864
But...

1120
01:24:55,938 --> 01:24:57,644
If ever a plot need a
twist, this one does.

1121
01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,373
Huh?

1122
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:01,874
- I gotta get my picture in the paper.
- That would be swell.

1123
01:25:01,943 --> 01:25:03,877
Then you could paste it
over your bunk.

1124
01:25:03,945 --> 01:25:06,379
What kind of people get
their pictures in the paper?

1125
01:25:06,447 --> 01:25:08,381
Ball players?

1126
01:25:09,617 --> 01:25:11,551
Girls? They take 'em
with their legs crossed.

1127
01:25:11,619 --> 01:25:15,055
I cut one out once. She had a...
She was sitting... No?

1128
01:25:16,624 --> 01:25:19,719
When you die,
if you was important enough.

1129
01:25:19,795 --> 01:25:21,888
I've had that.

1130
01:25:21,964 --> 01:25:23,898
Murderers?

1131
01:25:23,966 --> 01:25:26,730
There was a swell picture
of a friend of mine.

1132
01:25:26,802 --> 01:25:28,736
He was a lodge brother.

1133
01:25:28,804 --> 01:25:31,500
They called him
"the blowtorch killer. "

1134
01:25:31,573 --> 01:25:35,065
That's it. That's it!

1135
01:25:35,144 --> 01:25:37,738
You tell the Mister I'm ready
to make a full confession.

1136
01:25:37,813 --> 01:25:39,781
- Now, wait a minute.
- Come on.

1137
01:25:39,848 --> 01:25:41,782
- Now, take it easy.
- There isn't a moment to lose.

1138
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,785
- Now, look...
- I'm... My conscience has got me.

1139
01:25:43,853 --> 01:25:45,258
You're
gonna get...

1140
01:25:45,271 --> 01:25:46,686
I want to confess to the
murder of John L. Sullivan.

1141
01:25:46,756 --> 01:25:49,349
- Wait a minute!
- I killed John L. Sullivan!

1142
01:25:49,425 --> 01:25:51,546
I killed John L.
Sullivan!

1143
01:25:51,559 --> 01:25:53,691
I'm telling you, you're
doing the wrong thing.

1144
01:25:53,762 --> 01:25:55,855
- I'm a murderer!
- Will you listen to me before somebody...

1145
01:25:55,931 --> 01:25:57,865
I killed John L. Sullivan!

1146
01:27:38,369 --> 01:27:42,135
- I'm so happy.
- So am I!

1147
01:27:42,206 --> 01:27:45,074
- I said, I'm so happy!
- What?

1148
01:27:45,143 --> 01:27:47,077
Your wife got married last week.

1149
01:27:47,145 --> 01:27:49,079
Who got buried last week?

1150
01:27:49,147 --> 01:27:51,411
She got married last week!

1151
01:27:52,651 --> 01:27:55,085
My wife?
You say they buried her?

1152
01:27:55,153 --> 01:27:58,247
No, she got married.
She married your business manager.

1153
01:27:58,323 --> 01:28:00,416
- She married him?
- Yes!

1154
01:28:00,492 --> 01:28:02,426
- He married her?
- Yes!

1155
01:28:02,494 --> 01:28:04,587
- But how?
- Because you were dead.

1156
01:28:04,663 --> 01:28:06,597
- Dead?
- Dead.

1157
01:28:12,004 --> 01:28:13,938
- Do you suppose she'll give you a divorce?
- Give it to me?

1158
01:28:14,006 --> 01:28:16,099
She'll beg me for it. Don't you
understand? She's got to give it to me.

1159
01:28:16,175 --> 01:28:18,109
Otherwise it's bigamy,
unfaithfulness,

1160
01:28:18,177 --> 01:28:20,611
alienation of affection,
corpus delicti.

1161
01:28:23,316 --> 01:28:26,113
- And then you'll be free.
- Then I'll be free.

1162
01:28:26,184 --> 01:28:28,118
But not for long, I hope.

1163
01:28:28,186 --> 01:28:31,121
Just a moment, gentlemen!

1164
01:28:31,189 --> 01:28:33,282
<i>Sully, I just want to tell you that
O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1165
01:28:33,358 --> 01:28:35,452
is gonna be the greatest
tragedy ever made.

1166
01:28:35,528 --> 01:28:37,689
- Well, I...
- The world will weep! Humanity will sob.

1167
01:28:37,763 --> 01:28:39,754
It'll put Shakespeare
back with the shipping news.

1168
01:28:39,832 --> 01:28:41,766
Quiet! Your personal courage,
your sacrifice...

1169
01:28:41,834 --> 01:28:44,064
the lengths to which you went to sample
the bitter dregs of vicissitude...

1170
01:28:44,136 --> 01:28:46,070
<i>will make O Brother, Where Art Thou?
positively...</i>

1171
01:28:46,138 --> 01:28:48,072
- I'm sorry to disappoint you.
- You're sorry to disappoint me?

1172
01:28:48,140 --> 01:28:50,074
Yes, and I say it
with some embarrassment,

1173
01:28:50,142 --> 01:28:52,906
<i>but I don't want to make
O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1174
01:28:52,979 --> 01:28:54,913
<i>You don't want to make
O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1175
01:28:54,981 --> 01:28:57,472
No. I say it with some embarrassment.
I want to make a comedy.

1176
01:28:57,550 --> 01:28:59,746
You say it with some embarrassment?

1177
01:28:59,820 --> 01:29:02,311
<i>He doesn't want to make O Brother, Where
Art Thou? He wants to make a comedy.</i>

1178
01:29:02,389 --> 01:29:05,153
He don't mean that, boss.
He's still a little stir crazy.

1179
01:29:05,225 --> 01:29:07,386
- Oh, yes, I do. Oh, no I'm not!
- You're joking, aren't you?

1180
01:29:07,461 --> 01:29:09,395
- It's in bad taste, but it's a joke?
- No.

1181
01:29:09,463 --> 01:29:11,988
But it's had more publicity
than the Johnstown flood.

1182
01:29:12,065 --> 01:29:14,590
<i>- What are we gonna do?
- Oh, brother.</i>

1183
01:29:14,668 --> 01:29:17,602
<i>Why don't you want to make
O Brother, Where Art Thou, Sully?</i>

1184
01:29:17,670 --> 01:29:21,265
<i>In the first place, I'm too happy
to make O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1185
01:29:21,340 --> 01:29:24,674
<i>In the second place, I haven't suffered
enough to make O Brother, Where Art Thou?</i>

1186
01:29:24,745 --> 01:29:27,680
- You haven't suffered enough?
- He hasn't suffered enough?

1187
01:29:27,748 --> 01:29:30,273
- But Sully!
- I'll tell you something else.

1188
01:29:30,350 --> 01:29:32,944
There's a lot to be said
for making people laugh.

1189
01:29:33,020 --> 01:29:35,614
Did you know that's all
some people have?

1190
01:29:35,689 --> 01:29:40,217
It isn't much, but it's better
than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.

1191
01:29:42,129 --> 01:29:44,222
Boy.

1192
01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:08,268
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1193
01:30:09,305 --> 01:30:15,256
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