1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:26,955 - Got a present for you. - Who is it? 3 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,961 - Sammy. - Sammy the Bull? 4 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,963 Sammy the Knife. I diced him up. 5 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,467 Did you clean him? Ah, man! 6 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,527 You're coming back for this weekend? All right. Good luck. 7 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:07,792 Damn, Vince. Cheap, leaky bags! Shit! 8 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:24,916 Shit! 9 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,986 You've looked better, Sammy. 10 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:08,485 Hey, baby, how you doing? 11 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:13,458 - Can I ask an important question? - Sure. 12 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:16,400 Where directly the fuck have you been all week? 13 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,697 Working. 14 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:20,170 Looks like your ass is still working. 15 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,175 I'm doing a favor for Vince. He got that thing this weekend. 16 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,677 Melvin, you're doing this shit for free! 17 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:28,077 You have a mortgage to pay and my car note! 18 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,584 Did you see these notices? Will you look at this shit? 19 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:37,386 Take care of your responsibilities instead of doing favors for coworkers! 20 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:40,392 You're down at least 25 grand. 21 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,224 - Twenty-five grand? - Yeah, baby! 22 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:47,289 - How did that happen? - That's considering the mortgage. 23 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:54,069 The note on my Jag. 24 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,236 And all the other expenses. 25 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,511 He's kinda cute. Who is that? 26 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,387 That's Sammy the Knife, one of Costanzo's crew. 27 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,461 That shit turns me off. 28 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:19,726 Vince is gonna be here on Saturday to pick him up so I'm leaving him here. 29 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,563 - Are you going out this weekend? - Maybe. 30 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:25,934 - Where's your fiancée? - All right. Shit! 31 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:35,700 - You trying to clown me? - I'm serious, dog. I've seen the light. 32 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,767 Check out the six-pack! Looking kinda diesel, kid. 33 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,507 I get my workout swerve on six days a week. 34 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:47,076 You telling me you never jerked your dick in your life until last week? 35 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:49,587 That's bullshit, man. 36 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:52,056 I never needed to. 37 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,958 I've been fucking since I was ten. 38 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,053 I can relate to that. 39 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,859 - Cisco! - Cisco, yo. 40 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,230 I can't wear green. Clashes with my eyes. Look good on you, though. 41 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,702 Bust a move, man. We're gonna be late. 42 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,239 - Shit. Yo, Vinnie, you hear the news? - What's that? 43 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:12,074 This fool claim he don't bone females since he discovered wringing his rag. 44 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:16,013 - Is that true? - No doubt. It's lower maintenance. 45 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,080 Mel is like me. He loves to bump bag. 46 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:25,147 He's got two of the sweetest... 47 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:29,991 If anybody needs to make a switch to straight jacking, it's Mel. 48 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:33,191 Both of them chickenheads is takin' my man to the cleaners. 49 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,200 Especially Chantel. 50 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:40,672 The way I see it, with the loot I saved and the money I'll clock this weekend... 51 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,766 I should be able to put the final payment down on that Grande Pinoche. 52 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:47,506 Sail that baby around the world! Can you imagine that? 53 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:51,676 Damn Caribbean. Mediterranean. 54 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,810 South Seas. 55 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,319 Sounds great. 56 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,923 You need to get in on that weekend job with me, Crunch and Gump. 57 00:06:00,993 --> 00:06:04,622 - We could use a fourth. - I got that thing this weekend. 58 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:08,394 Oh, well. All right, gentlemen, synchronize. 59 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,632 - You know the drill, baby. - Word is bond. 60 00:07:24,977 --> 00:07:28,413 As agreed. Three blondes under 20. 61 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:31,939 Midwestern. No tattoos. 62 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:34,646 - How much? - Fifty thousand apiece. 63 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,153 Fifty thousand? 64 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,747 Fuck them. 65 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,653 Get ready in five, four... 66 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:11,622 three, two, one. 67 00:08:20,566 --> 00:08:21,658 Shit! 68 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,497 All right, all right. 69 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:27,334 In five, four... 70 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,169 three... 71 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:34,347 Ah, go, go! 72 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,781 Ah, go, go! 73 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:39,904 - It's getting thick here! I need backup! - We got incoming. 74 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,945 We'll hold 'em back for you, man! 75 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,746 They're backing off. 76 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:52,486 With the bonus from today's hit, and the chips from this weekend's caper... 77 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,083 I should be able to take about a year off. 78 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,095 This is a bonus hit? 79 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,996 Without a doubt. Twenty-five large to whoever clip the big man. 80 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,796 - Nondairy creamer? - Yeah. 81 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,269 - What happened? - Get off! 82 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,220 Go, go! 83 00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,168 Are you ladies okay? 84 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,229 I'm really sorry about the mess. 85 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,574 - Time to get paid. - Yes, sir. 86 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:25,678 - Take a piece of this! - That's what we talkin' about! 87 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,378 Yeah, man! 88 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,521 We fucked 'em up! 89 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,555 You're so fine. 90 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:39,189 I wanna pour milk on you and make you part of my complete breakfast! 91 00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,733 - Baby, you got a number for me? - 911! 92 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:45,362 Come on, fellas, we gotta go! Quit wasting your time. 93 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:48,635 We better find Mel before he gets my bonus. 94 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,040 - Damn lesbians. - Come on. 95 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:58,142 Cisco, where the fuck you at? I need backup! 96 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,242 We'll hold 'em back for you, baby. 97 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,081 - I'm outta here! - Protect me, I'm paying you double! 98 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,491 I can't spend it if I'm dead! 99 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:08,979 Bastard. 100 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:46,525 Shit! Cisco, Vince, Crunch, we gotta get outta here now! 101 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,392 Shit! Cisco, Vince, Crunch, we gotta get outta here now! 102 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:55,282 Good work, good work, good work. 103 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,795 Okay, Mel! 104 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:01,822 Looks like you owe me $25,000 in cash advances. 105 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,131 Your commission should take care of that. 106 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:07,900 But the good news is, here's your bonus. 107 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,668 Thank you, sir. 108 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,007 - Mel got the bonus? - What? 109 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,743 Yo, yo, yo. Vince, that guy was still alive, huh? 110 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,409 Extremely alive. 111 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,919 Shit! 112 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,656 - I'm the one who clipped him. - I don't think so. He was dead. 113 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:31,321 Okay. Sure, whatever you say. 114 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,763 I'm wrong and you're right. I'm lying. 115 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,960 I'm just trying to beat you out of your hard-earned bonus, pal. 116 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,004 My kill, my bonus. 117 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,938 If you say you're the one who clipped him... 118 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,941 who am I to say you didn't... 119 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,646 old friend? 120 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,161 You're an honest man, Mel. 121 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:07,426 Don't think I don't appreciate that shit, baby. 122 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:11,799 I'll tell you what. To show you how much love I gots for you... 123 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,737 if anything were to... 124 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,402 you know, happen to me... 125 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,379 you could take my boat. 126 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:26,509 - How'd that be? Is that love or what? - I guess. 127 00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,815 You getting lonely, baby? 128 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:31,321 Ah, yes, Daddy loves both of you. 129 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,093 That motherfucker. Shit! 130 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,525 What? 131 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:41,055 Mel, you sure you don't wanna get in on this caper we got planned for tomorrow? 132 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,297 That's like moonlighting. Paris will kill us for that shit. 133 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,397 You're too honest for your own good, baby. 134 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:07,416 Wrong house again, asshole! 135 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:08,926 Sorry. 136 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,895 Hello? 137 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,565 - Melvin Smiley, please. - This is he. 138 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,734 Mr. Smiley, Big Top Video. 139 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:03,112 You've had our copy of "King Kong Lives" for over two weeks. 140 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:07,448 Return it immediately or we will have you killed! 141 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,781 Yeah. 142 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,647 Hon, how you doin'? 143 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:16,524 - Fine. Seen my "King Kong Lives" tape? - No, haven't seen it. 144 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,533 Mel, do you think my ass is still perky? 145 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:26,697 - As a matter of fact... - Go ahead, just give it a squeeze. 146 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,502 Let me know what you think. 147 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,805 Is it still perky? 148 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:35,278 - Is it firm, yet pliable? - Like a teenager. 149 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:39,681 - Is this turning you on? - Like a light switch. 150 00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:43,187 - You know what I think we should do? - What do you think we should do? 151 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,349 Invite Mom and Dad down for the holiday weekend. 152 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,757 Actually, they're already coming down. They're gonna be here tomorrow. 153 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,295 I figured we'd all have dinner together. 154 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:54,355 I think this is gonna be a great opportunity... 155 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,799 for you and my parents to bond. 156 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:01,397 I also think that this will be the right time to tell them we're engaged. 157 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,341 - You haven't told them yet? - I've been waiting for the right time. 158 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,504 You've got to break things gently to my parents. 159 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:12,482 What do you mean? It was almost a year before you told them I wasn't Jewish. 160 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:17,082 Technically, they don't know you're not Jewish. 161 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,915 Honey, it's gonna be fine. 162 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,326 I fixed things between us just yesterday. 163 00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:26,728 They are gonna love you... 164 00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:30,234 just as soon as they get over the whole goyim factor. 165 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:33,271 What makes you think they're gonna love me? 166 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,705 Remember when I told you Dad's business was in trouble with the I.R.S.? 167 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,572 Yeah, so? 168 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:42,341 He was unable to get a loan because of Mom's gambling... 169 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,212 and her plastic surgery and everything, right? 170 00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:47,718 Are you still having problems with your stomach? 171 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,254 I told you about that spicy food. 172 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:56,056 Anyway, I took the $50,000 we had in our savings account and lent it to Dad. 173 00:19:56,128 --> 00:20:01,395 With as much money as we make, we'll be fine until they get on their feet. 174 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,271 I can't believe that this guy... 175 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:12,003 will give you 25 grand more. 176 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,513 We've already got 50,000 out of this clown. 177 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,913 He thinks I'm paying my bills off. 178 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,577 What? You're not paying your bills? 179 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,586 Hell no! Why should I? 180 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,214 Let his fucking fiancée pay 'em off. 181 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,931 Honey? 182 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,091 - Are you awake? - Yeah. 183 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:38,568 Melvin, I'm really starting to dislike you. 184 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,128 I didn't find my money! 185 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,405 You all right, babe? 186 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,882 Yeah. 187 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,486 Hello? Cisco, what's up, man? 188 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,555 Mel, what's up, kid? 189 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:12,195 That thing you got goin' for tomorrow? Can I still get in? 190 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,338 Yo, Gump... 191 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,108 I don't want no fuckups on this kidnapping. 192 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:28,209 Come on. I ain't like that no more! You know I gots my shit... 193 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,221 Together. You gots your shit together. 194 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,814 You non-word-remembering motherfucker. 195 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,292 Cisco, I don't know about no kidnapping shit. 196 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:39,762 - A hundred large apiece. - A hundred? 197 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,561 Word up. Here's the deal. 198 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,365 There's this rich Japanese industrialist named Jiro Nishi. 199 00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,430 - Nishi Electric? - The one and only, baby. 200 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,534 - Richest motherfucker on the seaboard. - How do you know he's gonna pay? 201 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,546 You're starting to sound like a bitch. "How do you know he's gonna pay?" 202 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:03,211 I gots this shit covered. 203 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,553 That motherfucker Nishi's got millions in cash laying around his crib. 204 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,025 This motherfucker's loaded! 205 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,585 It was a legitimate question. 206 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:22,440 That's it, Mr. Nishi. You are officially broke. 207 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:25,169 Everything. How could this have happened? 208 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:30,374 You knew the market was bearish. It was risky making that movie. 209 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:35,352 All my life, I wanted to make a big Hollywood movie! 210 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:40,483 I understand. "Taste The Golden Spray" was a big movie, a huge movie. 211 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,460 Actually, it was the biggest movie ever made. 212 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:47,157 Maybe you shouldn't have directed and starred in it. 213 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:50,065 I'm not the first person to make big movie. 214 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:55,573 I know. But gold leaf posters for everybody? That was excessive. 215 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,041 I need to pick up my daughter at college. 216 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,045 And? 217 00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:03,673 I can't afford to pay the driver. 218 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:07,810 For crying out loud! How much is it gonna cost? 219 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,883 It's a stretch limo. 220 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,926 Stretch this. 221 00:23:14,993 --> 00:23:18,429 Fuck ass no! Hell no! 222 00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:21,728 No advances. I've got my chips wrapped up in the Grande Pinoche. 223 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,893 Ask Crunch. He's got spare loot. 224 00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:27,632 He don't spend it on shit except maybe some smut. 225 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,570 Can you hook me with 25 g's until we do this? 226 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:36,580 You need it for that sell-out bitch again, don't you? 227 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,912 - Who's a bitch? - Get the fuck outta here. 228 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,222 Get with the program. 229 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,020 Straight jackin' saves you that mad cream. 230 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,618 Oh, well. 231 00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:53,357 Give me a call at the crib later. I'll hook you up. 232 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,265 Good looking out, man. 233 00:23:57,169 --> 00:24:00,832 I don't know why I'm encouraging you. Fuck both them bitches. 234 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,067 If they're running you through that much shit, dump both their asses. 235 00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:06,440 - Where the hell is that limo? - I can't, man. 236 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,979 - What do you mean, you can't? - I just can't. Okay? 237 00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,447 How the fuck come you can't dump these two... 238 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,485 whack-ass, money-grubbing, no-respect-giving bitches? 239 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,282 - The truth? - Yeah, I want the truth. 240 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:18,652 You can't handle truth! 241 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,657 Shut the fuck up! 242 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:24,320 The truth is I can't stand the idea of them not liking me anymore. 243 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:27,832 The idea of those two women not liking me is more than I can stand. 244 00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,232 I can't stand the idea of anybody not liking me. Okay? 245 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:34,295 There, I said it. The truth. That's the truth. 246 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,668 - Yo, Mel? - What? 247 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:47,446 The hundred or so people you murdered in the past five years... 248 00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:51,455 more than likely have relatives who don't think too highly of you. 249 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:02,462 - Hello? - Hey, baby. 250 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:07,198 - What's up, girl? - You know why I called, don't you? 251 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:10,070 I don't know. Why did you call me? 252 00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:14,578 Because, Melvin, I'm getting sick of your ass! 253 00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,342 - Why do you always procrastinate? - Stand up to her, Mel. 254 00:25:17,415 --> 00:25:22,375 Melvin, why are you always lying to me... 255 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:25,014 Car trouble? 256 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:29,185 Put that damn phone to your ear. 257 00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:31,923 Mel, show her you're the man. 258 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:35,160 What are you doing? Playing with your friends? 259 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,996 You are pathetic. 260 00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,365 Bye! 261 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:41,371 Yeah, of course, you know I love you. 262 00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:44,033 All right. We'll hook up later. Anything you want, sweetie. 263 00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,584 Here you go. 264 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,220 - This is the girl? - No, it's your mammy. 265 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,900 Maria's having a party tonight. 266 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,765 Bye, guys. 267 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:15,397 Are you gonna go? I'll meet you there. See you tonight. 268 00:26:15,473 --> 00:26:17,407 Bye. 269 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,568 Lance! You're so nasty. 270 00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:26,583 A much deserved and hard-won reputation. Am I still riding with you? 271 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:30,883 - Don't push my hand away. - Stop! 272 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:35,154 What's your problem? You're an ice queen today. 273 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:38,595 - Stop! - Good afternoon, Miss Nishi. 274 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:41,427 Hi. Who are you? Where's Aaron? 275 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:45,435 He couldn't make it today. He's sick. Is this yours? 276 00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:46,868 Yeah. 277 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,275 See ya. 278 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:08,389 Sir, I think it would better if you could get a ride from somebody else. 279 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,587 Bro, don't worry about me. 280 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,358 Drive the car. That's what you're paid to do. 281 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:15,592 And don't forget my suitcase. 282 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,467 Careful with that case, bro! There's fragile crystal in there. 283 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,737 You break it, you'll be back driving cabs. 284 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:27,971 Sorry about that, sir. 285 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:43,420 - Bro? - Yes, sir? 286 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,521 - A little privacy! - Yes, sir. Sorry about that. 287 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,031 Domestics! 288 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,429 Lance! 289 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,634 Lance, no. No. Come on. 290 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,200 Yeah, right! No means yes. 291 00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:02,769 - Come on, baby, you know you want it. - Stop! 292 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,281 Get off me! 293 00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:09,412 Fucky-sucky. Me love you long time! 294 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,421 Get off me! 295 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:13,081 Stop it! 296 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,464 What's up with that, bro? 297 00:28:24,502 --> 00:28:27,266 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 298 00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:37,639 He's gonna take his hand off your mouth. Don't scream or he's gonna shoot you. 299 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,082 I'll blow your... 300 00:28:40,151 --> 00:28:41,812 motherfucking... 301 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:44,286 I think she gets the point. 302 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,816 Professor. 303 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:53,720 I'm really sorry about your boyfriend. He was being kinda rude. 304 00:28:53,798 --> 00:28:55,732 Do you mind? 305 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:59,002 This is a kidnapping, right? 306 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:01,436 - Right. - So what's up with you guys? 307 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:03,940 You supposed to be the Spice Boys? 308 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:14,874 You need to chill with that being witty shit. 309 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,114 Professor, put the cuffs on her. 310 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,788 Skipper, Professor, take care of that mess in the backseat. 311 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:23,828 You must be the millionaire. 312 00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:25,760 Pretty soon. 313 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,799 - Read this. - "Father..." 314 00:29:38,576 --> 00:29:40,806 "Father, I have been abduct. I am fine." 315 00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,471 Abducted. 316 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,810 - It says "abduct." - Just say abducted. 317 00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:52,987 "I have been abducted. I am fine now, but I may not be for loring. 318 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:56,356 If you do not pay the sun of one million doolers..." 319 00:29:56,427 --> 00:30:01,194 - "Loring"? "Sun of one million doolers"? - That's what it says. 320 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:04,895 That's "long" and the "sum" of one million "dollars." 321 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,960 - You know what it means. - You told me to read this. 322 00:30:07,038 --> 00:30:09,336 - That's what I'm doing. - Say what it means. 323 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,540 Be careful with that one. That's Lance's crystal. It's fragile. 324 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:26,855 "I may not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of one million dollars... 325 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:30,486 you will never see me alive again as these men mean businesses." 326 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,257 Who wrote this? 327 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,398 - Crunch! - What? 328 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:39,400 I think he's pissed about the note. 329 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,199 It says "businesses." 330 00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:44,708 You told me to read the note. You never said to improv it. 331 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:49,543 Improv! Are you Meryl-fucking-Streep? Okay, improv the note. 332 00:30:49,614 --> 00:30:54,574 These sexually frustrated degenerate losers mean business. 333 00:30:54,652 --> 00:30:57,746 Don't, don't improv. Don't improv the note. 334 00:30:57,822 --> 00:31:00,757 Gump, give me a fucking pen! 335 00:31:12,136 --> 00:31:13,364 Read. 336 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:16,771 "Dad, been kidnapped. Send one million or I'm dead." 337 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:18,365 Perfect. 338 00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:26,778 Yo, Mel, my player, here go the scenario. 339 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:30,514 Since Chantel is cool, take homegirl and store her at your place. 340 00:31:30,588 --> 00:31:32,715 - Why my place? - 'Cause. 341 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,054 - 'Cause why? - 'Cause! 342 00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:38,095 'Cause that's the best plan right now. Just do what I say. 343 00:31:50,508 --> 00:31:53,443 - What about the limo? - You want me to drive that, too? 344 00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,036 I got the limo, the girl, all kind of shit. 345 00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:58,048 What's your name, kid? 346 00:31:58,116 --> 00:32:01,950 Shut up. Don't fuck this up. I got to get home and jerk off. 347 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:05,683 - Can you... - Drive! Yes, I can fucking drive. 348 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:16,859 - Hi, honey! - Hiya, Mom! 349 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,996 Look at you! 350 00:32:21,072 --> 00:32:23,563 Hiya, Dad. How are ya? 351 00:32:23,641 --> 00:32:25,609 How was your train ride? 352 00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:29,272 The train ride was fine. It's the cab ride over I could've lived without. 353 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:32,510 This Turkish idiot who barely spoke one word of English... 354 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,051 drops us off at that schmuck next door's house. 355 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,986 And the bastard, could you believe this, he starts cursing at us! 356 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,286 - I need a drink. - No! 357 00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,126 - Ma? - Yeah? 358 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:50,600 I'm not criticizing you or anything like that, okay? 359 00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:52,932 It's just that I think... 360 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:56,235 maybe you should dress your age. 361 00:32:57,508 --> 00:33:01,968 I mean, look at Dad. He's dressed like a villain from "Miami Vice." 362 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:06,210 Dress my age? I'll have you know Morton and I dress the way we feel. 363 00:33:06,284 --> 00:33:08,218 Look at your father. 364 00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:10,777 He's a regular sex machine. 365 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,680 Yeah, a regular Brad Pitt. 366 00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:17,421 So, where is our benefactor? 367 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:22,623 Are you okay? 368 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,862 All right. I'll be right back. 369 00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:33,604 I went to the bank today, and do you know what I found? 370 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,511 Or should I say, do you know what I didn't find? 371 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:40,517 - I wasn't able to... - I am really starting to dislike you. 372 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,517 - I didn't find my money! - It's at Crunch's. 373 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,526 I'll call and get it tonight. 374 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,186 Now! 375 00:33:57,235 --> 00:34:00,636 - Yo, money! You ready to... - Do it. Yeah. 376 00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,673 That's my word! 377 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:05,833 Make sure we get this right. 378 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:08,401 Crunch fucked me up with that whack-ass note. 379 00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:11,346 All right. My phone is plugged into here. 380 00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:15,045 This motherfucking Tracebuster will keep that motherfucker from... 381 00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:17,849 - Trace? - Tracing our shit. Know what I say? 382 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:22,325 This Tracebuster keeps a buster from tracing your call. 383 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:25,760 - It can also... - Trace? 384 00:34:25,830 --> 00:34:28,230 Trace the motherfucker that's tracing your shit! 385 00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:31,097 What if they got a Tracebuster, too? 386 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:34,730 That's why I've got this Tracebuster Buster. 387 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,502 When a motherfucker try to bust your trace with a Tracebuster... 388 00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:42,171 this will bust the motherfucking Tracebuster that's busting your... 389 00:34:43,481 --> 00:34:46,473 - Trace! - That's my word, player! 390 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:51,420 - Use my cellphone. - Patch that into here, all right? 391 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:54,822 - Plug and play, motherfucker! - Yo! 392 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,693 Hello. 393 00:35:30,761 --> 00:35:35,130 Mr. Nishi, you don't know me, but I have something you may want to hear. 394 00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:38,759 It says "businesses." That's what it... 395 00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:40,963 Hold on. That's not it. 396 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:46,501 These sexually frustrated... 397 00:35:46,577 --> 00:35:50,035 Hold on. Just, you know, relax. 398 00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:56,816 - Listen to this. - Tooth polish, hemorrhoid cream... 399 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,215 Hello? Hello? 400 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:07,363 That motherfucker had the nerve to hop smart on my ass! 401 00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:26,382 What? 402 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:32,289 Dad, I've been kidnapped. Send one million or I'm dead. 403 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:33,789 Who is this? 404 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,292 Don't worry about who this is! We have your daughter. 405 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,294 We want $1 million or she dies. 406 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:41,024 - Plain and simple. - Is she okay? 407 00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:44,090 She's fine, but if we don't get that money she won't be. 408 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:48,605 I don't have money. I go bankrupt. 409 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:53,940 Bullshit! Don't fuck with us or we'll send her back in little fucking pieces! 410 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,979 Get us the million by noon tomorrow or she's a slab of meat! 411 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:01,610 - Understand me? - I understand. 412 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:04,814 I'll call you at 10:00 A.M. and tell you where the drop goes down. No cops. 413 00:37:04,889 --> 00:37:08,882 Or I start cutting. I smell a cop, I'll cut off her hand! 414 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,929 Don't try to trace this call. It won't do you no good. 415 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,496 That's how you do shit! 416 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:19,332 I gots this shit well in control! We're about to get paid. 417 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:23,464 I not call police. Fuck all the police! 418 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,475 Was I a bad motherfucker? 419 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:28,137 - You was a bad... - Motherfucker! 420 00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:30,112 - Bad! - Bad motherfucker! 421 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,741 Mean! Nasty! 422 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,112 I trace you, buster! 423 00:37:41,692 --> 00:37:44,684 Up you go. Go, go. 424 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,859 Hello. 425 00:38:09,887 --> 00:38:11,912 That's it, baby. 426 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:15,789 10:00 A.M. tomorrow we set up the drop and by noon we get paid. 427 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,293 Yo, my nigger! 428 00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:20,421 We gonna get paid! 429 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,529 In the house! 430 00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:26,661 Get your ass to my office in 20 minutes. 431 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,670 Fuck! Motherfucker! 432 00:38:31,742 --> 00:38:35,041 Paris called me for some emergency shit. Don't do jack till I get back. 433 00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:37,512 Yo, yo, if you want me to, I could set up the... 434 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,516 Drop it, motherfucker! Don't do shit till I get back! 435 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:51,822 I'm really sorry. I mean, it's nice to finally meet ya. 436 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:55,491 You seem like a nice enough German-Irish fella. 437 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:59,229 And I hope you won't take any offense when I say... 438 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:01,601 what are you both, out of your minds? 439 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:04,232 - Ma, we know what we're doing. - Oh, yeah? 440 00:39:04,308 --> 00:39:07,505 You're gonna kill your father. That's what you're doing. 441 00:39:07,578 --> 00:39:10,843 Marriage? You two? A Catholic and a Jew? God forbid. 442 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,280 You're gonna put your father in an early grave! 443 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:19,289 - What is this doing to your parents? - Actually they're both dead. 444 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,291 You see? Do you see? 445 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,294 Ma, they were dead before we met. 446 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:29,857 I know. This isn't about Daddy or Mel's parents. It's about you. 447 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:32,232 You're prejudiced. 448 00:39:32,303 --> 00:39:34,828 - Prejudiced? I'm prejudiced? - Yeah. 449 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:38,272 I'll have you know there is not one prejudiced bone in my body. 450 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:42,472 Not prejudiced? If I wanna marry goyim, I'll marry goyim! 451 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,879 - Over my dead body you will! - If I want, I'll marry a black man. 452 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:48,475 - Shut your mouth! - A six-foot-nine... 453 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:55,015 Excuse me, sir. I just wanted to apologize. 454 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:57,287 I didn't mean to cause such a schlimazel. 455 00:39:57,361 --> 00:39:59,852 I'll take them to temple tomorrow. 456 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:02,865 Do you think that might work? 457 00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:06,496 - Mr. Shulman? - Mort. 458 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:10,529 Sorry. Mort. Sir, I know how your wife feels about me and Pam. 459 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:14,305 I just wanted you to know that I would never marry her without your blessing. 460 00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:18,312 Yes, sir? 461 00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:21,078 Could you get me a shot of that rum I saw in there? 462 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,779 Yeah, sure. 463 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,372 - Never give Daddy something to drink. - Why? What's the matter? 464 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,010 - It's horrible. - It's not so bad. 465 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:59,044 It's not so bad? He's a meshuggenah, that's what he is. 466 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:30,147 - Yo, boss, what's going on? - Sit down and shut up. 467 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:41,397 Even for those who live outside the law... 468 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:48,094 it is commonly understood that there are certain rules which must be observed. 469 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:51,232 Otherwise what you have is anarchy. 470 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,201 I hear you, boss. 471 00:41:56,113 --> 00:42:00,379 We run a serious business here. The business of making money. 472 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:04,717 This business is based on trust and loyalty and honor. 473 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:08,189 In the house of Paris, that's all we've got. 474 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:10,625 That's it, baby. It's all about love. 475 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:21,529 When the rules are broken in the house of Paris, the machine breaks down. 476 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:25,206 Discipline must be enforced. 477 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:28,677 Order must be restored. 478 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,943 In my house, there has been a transgression. 479 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:37,411 An unauthorized kidnapping in my house. 480 00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:41,823 - Who could be that stupid? - It gets worse. 481 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,759 In this particular case... 482 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:46,796 the transgression is personal. 483 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,991 In this case... 484 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:53,264 the kidnappee happens to be my goddaughter. 485 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:55,897 - Fuck no! - Some rock. 486 00:42:55,973 --> 00:42:57,634 Some dolt. 487 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:01,508 Some less than senseless thing has decided to come... 488 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,514 to my house and kidnap my goddaughter. 489 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:06,573 And I am looking... 490 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:09,778 I am searching for a motherfucker... 491 00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,788 stupid enough to fuck with me. 492 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:17,986 Yo, boss, what's this got to do with me? 493 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:21,657 I want to know what you would do to that son of a jackal. 494 00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:24,400 Me? 495 00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:28,905 I would, you know, I would... 496 00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,739 What would you do to someone... 497 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:37,440 who decided to fuck with you in your own house? 498 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:40,842 I'd bust some caps! 499 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:44,718 Bust some caps! Give this man a gold star. 500 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:49,318 It is you who... 501 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:52,994 Give me that! 502 00:43:55,432 --> 00:44:00,870 It is you that I'm putting in charge of this whole operation. 503 00:44:00,938 --> 00:44:04,567 It is you who must go forth... 504 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:09,306 and bring these motherfuckers to me. 505 00:44:19,523 --> 00:44:22,014 Let's just take the money... 506 00:44:22,092 --> 00:44:24,959 and go to L.A. where people like us belong. 507 00:44:26,130 --> 00:44:27,563 I love this movie. 508 00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:55,820 Get that, Mel, will you? I'm not dressed. 509 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,787 What are you doing here? 510 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:02,059 I just came to drop your shit off before I said good-bye. 511 00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:04,930 Good-bye, you punk-ass bitch. I'm leaving this town. 512 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:08,301 What are you doing? Chantel? 513 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,964 Shit! 514 00:45:11,308 --> 00:45:14,709 I'm getting a glass of prune juice. 515 00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:17,110 Hurry up. We've got a long way to go. 516 00:45:17,181 --> 00:45:19,649 Don't worry. I know a shortcut. 517 00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:50,243 No, sweetie. You don't want to do that. 518 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:52,942 - What's in there? It's heavy. - It's deer meat, actually. 519 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:56,281 - What? - Cisco went hunting and bagged a deer. 520 00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:59,117 He gave the meat to me because he's a vegetarian. 521 00:45:59,189 --> 00:46:01,123 - There's a dead deer in there? - Yeah. 522 00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:03,955 That's gross. Take it out to the garbage, please. 523 00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,757 Sorry about that. 524 00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:24,280 Ma, pour me some coffee. 525 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,411 - You don't want to go in there. - I need to get something. 526 00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:31,454 It smells really bad. Stinky poo-poo. 527 00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,717 That's disgusting. 528 00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,722 Morton, look at that dog. 529 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:45,867 Hey, get away! 530 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,564 Go away, you giant rat! 531 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:51,540 There's something so peculiar about that boy. 532 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,736 Let go! 533 00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:05,278 - Hello? Hold on. - Big Top Video. 534 00:47:16,934 --> 00:47:18,526 Now I'm hearing things. 535 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,836 - I am not going to temple. - Hello? 536 00:47:26,910 --> 00:47:28,207 Hello! 537 00:47:28,278 --> 00:47:30,872 Understandable you're avoiding us. 538 00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:33,178 - You know why we're calling. - Sorry. I apologize. 539 00:47:33,250 --> 00:47:35,741 - She has become godless. - What's the matter, little girl? 540 00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:39,778 Why are you crying? Because I wanna rent "King Kong Lives." 541 00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,417 - Who are you talking to? - I'm sorry. 542 00:47:42,492 --> 00:47:46,360 But you can't rent that. Melvin Smiley has that out right now. 543 00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:50,389 - And he's too busy to bring it back. - I promise I'll bring it back. 544 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:56,734 Aren't you going to temple? 545 00:47:56,807 --> 00:48:00,106 - What do you mean, no? - You're going to ruin my surprise. 546 00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:03,146 I don't like surprises. What surprise? 547 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:06,910 I was planning on cooking a nice kosher meal for you and your folks. 548 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,287 - This I gotta see. - Excuse me one second. 549 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:14,347 Let go of that! 550 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,659 Let go! 551 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:21,023 Get outta here. 552 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:24,625 You are a pathetic little man. 553 00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,309 Shit! 554 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:53,896 You're back. 555 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:57,661 Daddy had to make a pit stop, and I forgot my purse. 556 00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,793 You don't have to make a pit stop, Mrs. Shulman? 557 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:02,065 No, I'm fine. I'm fine right here. 558 00:49:02,139 --> 00:49:04,972 - It's a long drive. - I'm fine. 559 00:49:05,042 --> 00:49:07,840 - You sure? - I'm sure. 560 00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:11,972 I forgot a thing in the trunk there. 561 00:49:12,049 --> 00:49:15,177 Look, if you've got a thing in the trunk, you'd better get it out. 562 00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:16,685 I will. 563 00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:21,713 - What's that? - It's his thing. Get in. We're late. 564 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,454 If there's a dead deer in there, get it out of there. 565 00:49:24,528 --> 00:49:26,462 - Let's go! - I swear. 566 00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:34,032 I can do this. 567 00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,374 Cisco, where the fuck are you? 568 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:52,187 Don't call. Don't you call. 569 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:55,190 Don't you fuckin' call, you stupid fuck. 570 00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:58,227 They got Tracebuster Buster. 571 00:49:58,295 --> 00:50:02,698 I got Tracebuster Buster Buster for their ass. 572 00:50:06,236 --> 00:50:08,261 All right, think, think. Crunch! 573 00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:13,072 Be cool, playboy. I got you covered. 574 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:15,077 I tell you what. 575 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:18,740 I'll pick the chick up and keep her here in my crib. You feel better? 576 00:50:18,815 --> 00:50:21,511 - Much. What time? - I've gotta stop by the office. 577 00:50:21,585 --> 00:50:25,681 - Give me an hour and a half. Cool? - Yeah, cool. Thanks, bro. 578 00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:35,962 You ready again? You ready again? Come on. 579 00:50:41,638 --> 00:50:43,572 Are you okay? 580 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:48,641 I'm gonna take your gag off, but you gotta promise not to scream. 581 00:50:54,518 --> 00:50:57,578 I don't suppose you could take these cuffs off, too? 582 00:50:57,654 --> 00:51:00,623 - Sorry. - I didn't think so. 583 00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:02,920 - I have to pee. - Yeah. 584 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:08,925 I need help. 585 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,432 Oh, sorry. 586 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:16,938 No, I need help with my underwear, unless you wanna take my cuffs off. 587 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:18,440 Sorry. 588 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:42,364 I'm done. 589 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:52,371 - You don't seem like a kidnapper. - I'm usually not. 590 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:55,570 - Aren't you gonna flush? - Yeah. 591 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:57,772 Technically you could call me a hit man. 592 00:51:58,548 --> 00:52:01,608 Really? A hit man? Does that pay well? 593 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:04,347 Of course. I make a killing. 594 00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,284 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 595 00:52:08,358 --> 00:52:10,383 I'm hungry. You must be starved. 596 00:52:10,460 --> 00:52:14,055 - I'm so hungry, I could eat a... - Horse? 597 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,099 I could never eat a horse. 598 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:19,226 Let me know what you want. I can go in the kitchen and cook it for us. 599 00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,327 Will you put a hit on it for me? 600 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:23,304 Yeah. 601 00:52:23,373 --> 00:52:25,500 How about a pterodactyl? 602 00:52:25,575 --> 00:52:28,135 You're in luck. I just whacked... 603 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:30,645 a rare, extra cheese and pepperoni pterodactyl. 604 00:52:30,714 --> 00:52:32,773 - Cold or nuked? - Nuke it. 605 00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:37,850 That girl from the other house, she your girlfriend? 606 00:52:37,921 --> 00:52:41,357 Yeah, I guess so, kind of, but I'm engaged to Pam. 607 00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:44,916 Chantel is kind of your girlfriend, but you're engaged to another girl, Pam? 608 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:48,260 Sounds complicated. Tell me more. 609 00:52:48,331 --> 00:52:53,325 Cisco, I can do this. I ain't no fuckup. I can do this. 610 00:52:53,403 --> 00:52:56,167 I'm gonna prove it. I'm gonna prove my ass to all you motherfuckers... 611 00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,173 that I can handle my... 612 00:53:01,077 --> 00:53:03,011 business. 613 00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:06,446 Yeah. I can handle my business! 614 00:53:51,761 --> 00:53:53,319 Hello? 615 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:55,887 Mr. Nishi, noon today, $1 million cash. 616 00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:59,959 In a plastic garbage bag. Place it in the green garbage can... 617 00:54:00,036 --> 00:54:02,402 near the Abbey Shelter on McBryde Trail... 618 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,406 right off of Old School Road. 619 00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:06,101 Do you understand? 620 00:54:08,912 --> 00:54:12,905 I don't understand "McBlyde." 621 00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:14,814 What? 622 00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:17,944 No, no. Hang up. 623 00:54:18,021 --> 00:54:19,989 What is "McBlyde"? 624 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:22,456 McBryde Trail... 625 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:25,585 is a goddamn... 626 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:31,258 - What is "McBlyde"? - It's a motherfucking... 627 00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:36,033 A goddamn thing. 628 00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:49,884 I understand. 629 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,319 McBryde Trail. 630 00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,784 I will drop money there. 631 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:58,293 Good. 632 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:06,227 Get him. Get him! 633 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:10,832 Let's go, let's go! Bust a move! 634 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:23,583 It's your life. You have to take some responsibility. 635 00:55:24,721 --> 00:55:27,849 It seems like no matter what I do, it's never really good enough. 636 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:32,052 You know? It's starting to make me miserable. 637 00:55:32,128 --> 00:55:34,426 You can't blame Chantel and Pam for taking advantage of you. 638 00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:36,431 You make it too easy for them. 639 00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:40,595 I'm not blaming them, at least I'm not trying to. 640 00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:45,832 At the end of the day, all I want them to do is be happy. 641 00:55:46,576 --> 00:55:48,510 I don't know. 642 00:55:48,578 --> 00:55:51,877 I just can't stand the idea of them not liking me anymore. 643 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:57,578 To be perfectly honest, I can't stand the idea of anybody not liking me. 644 00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:01,081 That sounds pretty dysfunctional. 645 00:56:01,157 --> 00:56:04,593 Why do you say that? What do you mean? 646 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:09,121 I mean, you might suffer from a borderline personality disorder. 647 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,929 - And you have codependency issues, too. - What? 648 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:15,799 You're whipped. 649 00:56:15,872 --> 00:56:19,103 You seem nice. You're not like the others. Do what's right for you. 650 00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:24,413 You're really smart. You know that? 651 00:56:40,463 --> 00:56:42,795 What the fuck is that? 652 00:56:54,377 --> 00:56:57,938 All right, you filthy kidnapping scum person, you! 653 00:56:58,014 --> 00:57:00,244 - Where's the girl? - She's at... 654 00:57:01,651 --> 00:57:03,619 Don't get cute with us, scumbag. 655 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:05,779 I've been sent here by my boss, Paris... 656 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:08,585 whose goddaughter you all happen to be kidnapping... 657 00:57:08,658 --> 00:57:10,182 to find her. 658 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:15,425 If you wanna stay breathing, you better tell me, Melvin... 659 00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:18,524 where the fuck she is and who the fuck, Melvin... 660 00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:20,796 is the insidious mastermind behind this plot. 661 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:22,303 Melvin. 662 00:57:23,807 --> 00:57:25,240 Melvin? 663 00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:30,007 Melvin? Melvin Smiley? 664 00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:34,340 Melvin Smiley is the mastermind behind this kidnapping? 665 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:37,619 Oh, my God! 666 00:57:39,989 --> 00:57:41,980 What a world. 667 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:44,424 I mean, the humanity. 668 00:57:44,494 --> 00:57:45,927 The betrayal. 669 00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:49,798 He was like a brother to me, man. 670 00:57:51,968 --> 00:57:53,595 Oh, well. 671 00:58:09,652 --> 00:58:11,586 Somebody's gotta die. 672 00:58:13,122 --> 00:58:15,420 Look at it as a privilege, you know? 673 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:19,428 You're always dying to do something for me. Now's your chance. 674 00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:40,480 All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy. 675 00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:42,950 Now we're gonna find Melvin Smiley... 676 00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:45,180 and we're gonna kill him. 677 00:58:46,089 --> 00:58:48,353 Melvin. Son of a bitch. 678 00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:51,655 I knew the boy had financial problems, but I didn't dream he'd go this far. 679 00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:54,663 Find the girl first, then deal him. 680 00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,525 Pack up. We are going for a ride. 681 00:58:58,601 --> 00:59:03,129 Who knows what unspeakable things they do to my little girl? 682 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:03,273 It says you're supposed to soak the matzo for five minutes. 683 00:59:03,308 --> 00:59:06,674 It says you're supposed to soak the matzo for five minutes. 684 00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:09,211 - Okay. - Is this traditional Jewish cooking? 685 00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,645 I hope so. It's the only Jewish cookbook in the house. 686 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,744 You need margarine to sauté the mushrooms. 687 00:59:18,488 --> 00:59:20,251 Shit! Is that kosher? 688 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:24,225 Like I would know. You need to stir it so it doesn't stick. 689 00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:28,328 I could help you better if I didn't have these cuffs on. 690 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:29,831 All right. 691 00:59:41,010 --> 00:59:43,035 You're pretty good at this. 692 00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,174 You ever cook for your dad? 693 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,513 My father doesn't even know I'm alive. 694 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,179 Not until I have to impress some of his associates. 695 00:59:52,288 --> 00:59:54,279 - Do you have brown sugar? - Yeah. 696 00:59:58,494 --> 01:00:01,952 Do you know what it's like living your life to please other people? 697 01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:04,192 I guess you do, huh? 698 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:10,204 It's a drag. Sometimes I wish I could just get away. Know what I mean? 699 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:13,640 I do, as a matter of fact. I've always dreamt of getting away. 700 01:00:17,747 --> 01:00:20,841 Come here. What are you doing? You're missing the point. 701 01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,977 The whole joy of cooking. You have to use your hands, get in and get messy. 702 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:26,721 Get in there. 703 01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:30,183 Kind of like it. 704 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:40,933 Now we have to glaze our LM-4 white leghorn. 705 01:00:41,004 --> 01:00:44,098 - Our LM what? - Common broiler chicken. 706 01:00:44,173 --> 01:00:46,869 I'm studying them in advanced biotechnology. 707 01:01:41,931 --> 01:01:43,489 Damn! 708 01:01:43,566 --> 01:01:47,161 I'm sorry. I'll clean it up for you, okay? 709 01:02:14,130 --> 01:02:17,588 Did you know the white leghorn was bred with the Ross sire line... 710 01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:20,761 to create the hybrid known as the Roslin QTL Cross? 711 01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:23,397 Of course. Doesn't everybody? 712 01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:25,737 Gave rise to over 33 different phenotypes... 713 01:02:25,808 --> 01:02:28,834 all distinct for reaching their sexual maturity within two months. 714 01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:30,708 Then we eat them. 715 01:02:30,780 --> 01:02:32,839 Yep. 716 01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:37,352 You know, it's kind of sad. In order to feed us... 717 01:02:37,420 --> 01:02:40,583 something so young and in the prime of its life... 718 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,184 has to die. 719 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:49,864 - Help! Help! - Keiko! 720 01:02:57,607 --> 01:02:59,040 I'm sorry. 721 01:03:05,314 --> 01:03:06,747 Oh, shit! 722 01:03:13,156 --> 01:03:14,589 Fuck! 723 01:03:36,612 --> 01:03:40,104 - Here you go, Ma. - You feel better, Bunza Bun? 724 01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:44,085 Getting your hair done always helps to mend a broken heart. 725 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,678 You're doing the right thing, baby. 726 01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:49,452 We have to preserve our heritage. 727 01:03:49,525 --> 01:03:51,516 You'll tell him after eating. 728 01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:54,961 Better he should have a broken heart on a full stomach. 729 01:03:55,031 --> 01:03:57,261 Think he's gonna take the money back? 730 01:04:11,814 --> 01:04:14,908 - What're you doing? - Nothing. How was your outing? 731 01:04:14,984 --> 01:04:17,418 Smells good. Something's cooking. 732 01:04:17,486 --> 01:04:19,954 We're ready to eat when you are. 733 01:04:21,757 --> 01:04:24,282 - Hello? - This is Crunch. 734 01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,521 What's up? Hold on one second. 735 01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:28,655 - Can you excuse me one second? - Sure. 736 01:04:28,731 --> 01:04:30,665 - Let's go. - Hello? 737 01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:32,826 Yo, Crunch. What the fuck is goin' on? 738 01:04:33,603 --> 01:04:35,036 Left. 739 01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:38,502 Right here. 740 01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:40,667 This is the place. 741 01:04:40,743 --> 01:04:45,544 I'm gettin' the fuck out of the country, and you need to do the same. Now! 742 01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:49,049 I went by the office today. 743 01:04:49,118 --> 01:04:51,211 Paris is planning a big hit. 744 01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:55,882 Yo, nigger! I said it should have some lanolin in it. 745 01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:59,621 Not some goddamn aloe vera bullshit. Motherfucker! 746 01:04:59,695 --> 01:05:01,720 Get it straight. 747 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:07,260 Seems like some motherfuckers done gone and kidnapped Paris' goddaughter. 748 01:05:07,336 --> 01:05:11,670 Some Japanese bitch. Our Japanese bitch. See what I'm saying? 749 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:15,472 Look, you've got to let him have it point blank. 750 01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:18,138 It's over. Kaput. That's it! 751 01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:21,206 But, Ma, that seems very harsh. 752 01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:28,615 Cisco's trying to save himself. 753 01:05:28,691 --> 01:05:30,784 He's after all of us. 754 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:33,260 He got Gump. 755 01:05:33,329 --> 01:05:34,762 My advice. 756 01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,993 Get the fuck out of Dodge now, nigger. 757 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,968 There's a hit squad coming for your ass right now. 758 01:05:41,037 --> 01:05:42,595 Peace. Out. 759 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:44,139 Shit. 760 01:06:00,323 --> 01:06:02,257 Here's your prune juice, darling. 761 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,259 Leave the bottle. 762 01:06:04,327 --> 01:06:05,760 Who's that? 763 01:06:09,465 --> 01:06:12,559 Hello. Is Melvin Smiley here? 764 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:15,934 We're Melvin's coworkers. We work in the same office. 765 01:06:16,005 --> 01:06:17,563 Really? 766 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:21,974 - Is that chicken I smell? - Have you eaten? - Lunch? 767 01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:25,536 I haven't eaten all day. Could you eat something? 768 01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:28,777 - Come on. - You're so gracious. Thank you. 769 01:06:28,851 --> 01:06:28,884 He's a devoted colleague. A man who works for the betterment of society. 770 01:06:28,919 --> 01:06:33,719 He's a devoted colleague. A man who works for the betterment of society. 771 01:06:33,789 --> 01:06:36,622 So why does Melvin work on weekends? 772 01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:38,626 He works with the homeless a lot. 773 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:41,026 He sells computers to the homeless? 774 01:06:41,097 --> 01:06:45,431 You'd be surprised how many homeless people buy computers. 775 01:06:45,501 --> 01:06:46,934 Oh, really? 776 01:06:48,337 --> 01:06:50,771 - Hello, Melvin. - Hi, Melvin. 777 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,837 You wanna talk about this outside? 778 01:06:54,910 --> 01:06:58,209 Sit down, Melvin. I'd like to propose a toast. 779 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:03,884 To my wife. A lovely woman, who for the past eight years... 780 01:07:03,953 --> 01:07:08,117 has cost me over $200,000... 781 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,158 in plastic surgery bills. 782 01:07:10,226 --> 01:07:12,888 And what was the end result of all that surgery? 783 01:07:12,962 --> 01:07:16,329 A 57-year-old woman with the face... 784 01:07:16,399 --> 01:07:19,732 of a beautiful 25-year-old ape. 785 01:07:19,802 --> 01:07:22,362 - Oh, Morton! - Shut your pisk! 786 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:24,838 I'll have you know that many men... 787 01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:27,637 have found me to be a ravishing creature. 788 01:07:28,811 --> 01:07:30,802 Don't you think I'm attractive still? 789 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,747 - A ravishing creature? - Yes. Certainly. 790 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,150 Yeah, sure. 791 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,984 I agree. You're a creature. 792 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:42,081 Sit down! You're drunk. 793 01:07:42,158 --> 01:07:44,388 To my darling daughter Pamela. 794 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:47,725 A princess. My only child. 795 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:50,265 And the source of constant pride... 796 01:07:50,332 --> 01:07:53,096 to degenerate, manipulative... 797 01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:55,694 gold-digging leeches the world over. 798 01:07:55,771 --> 01:08:00,208 Which leads me to my would-be son-in-law Melvin... 799 01:08:00,276 --> 01:08:03,768 who's very charming in a "Rain Man" kind of way. 800 01:08:03,846 --> 01:08:08,078 But obviously not good enough for some parties. 801 01:08:08,150 --> 01:08:11,085 - I think you better... - Sit down and shut your pisk. 802 01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:15,021 - Morton, please. Sit down! - Where was I? 803 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,754 The first thing we do when we meet this young man is have a big fight. 804 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:22,127 Then the young man comes to me like Sidney Poitier... 805 01:08:22,198 --> 01:08:24,359 in "Guess Who's Coming to dinner." 806 01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:26,560 A fine film, I might add. And he proclaims... 807 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:30,594 "I will not marry your daughter unless I have your blessing." 808 01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:33,233 To which I say... 809 01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:35,368 "She doesn't deserve you. 810 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:39,574 You deserve to be in an environment of tolerance and brotherhood." 811 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:44,950 When I see four men of different races... 812 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:49,150 colors and creeds, sitting together at the dinner table... 813 01:08:49,225 --> 01:08:52,251 it fills me with hope. 814 01:08:52,328 --> 01:08:57,163 You four are what this country is all about. 815 01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:05,800 Oh, gross! You nasty mother... 816 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:17,651 It's bonus time, and guess who's the bonus. 817 01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:23,990 Yo, Mel. You pissed at me, baby? 818 01:09:24,059 --> 01:09:26,254 Backstabbing motherfucker. We're supposed to be friends. 819 01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:37,966 We're still friends. I just need space. I still love you, baby. 820 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:42,010 Yeah, just like you loved Gump, huh? 821 01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:46,013 It's every man for himself, Mel. 822 01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:54,521 Move it out. Freddy, you're with me. 823 01:10:00,262 --> 01:10:02,628 - Pam? - Yeah? 824 01:10:02,698 --> 01:10:05,496 - Were you gonna break up with me? - Yeah. 825 01:10:09,738 --> 01:10:13,469 - I guess this is good-bye. - Yes. Yes. 826 01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:15,476 I'm sorry about the meal. 827 01:10:15,544 --> 01:10:18,035 Things could be worse. 828 01:10:44,006 --> 01:10:45,701 He's getting away! 829 01:10:48,410 --> 01:10:50,708 Come on, move! 830 01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:00,955 "Don't worry, baby. 831 01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:03,787 This'll shave four hours off our drive." 832 01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:07,124 We're right back where we started, you fucking idiot! 833 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:11,963 He's an animal. I should've found the money. 834 01:11:12,034 --> 01:11:15,629 Don't worry. He won't hurt her now. She's the only insurance he's got. 835 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,283 That was intense! 836 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:37,342 I'll be right back. 837 01:12:39,088 --> 01:12:40,783 Oh, God! 838 01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:43,381 - I think I broke my leg! - Shit. 839 01:13:12,154 --> 01:13:15,248 Nice fuckin' driving, Mario. Now get us out of here! 840 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:18,623 You have Triple-A card? 841 01:13:18,694 --> 01:13:21,185 Mine expired. 842 01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:26,264 He's got a gun. 843 01:13:31,106 --> 01:13:34,200 - You were gonna keep this, weren't you? - He wanted it. 844 01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,338 You should be ashamed of yourself. 845 01:13:43,786 --> 01:13:48,382 Melvin, I'm sorry. Can we just talk about this? 846 01:13:48,457 --> 01:13:49,890 I love you! 847 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:53,594 Shit! 848 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,002 I wanted it? 849 01:14:09,077 --> 01:14:13,013 If you would've stayed your narrow ass on the freeway like I told you to... 850 01:14:13,081 --> 01:14:15,015 this wouldn't have happened. 851 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:27,255 You wouldn't happen to know where Melvin is headed, would you? 852 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:37,462 You wouldn't happen to know where Melvin might be headed, would you? 853 01:14:39,007 --> 01:14:40,440 Would you? 854 01:14:42,744 --> 01:14:46,271 - What happens now? - I drop you off and you go home. 855 01:14:46,348 --> 01:14:48,839 No, I mean, what happens with us? 856 01:14:59,361 --> 01:15:02,228 If you're gonna be with me, there are certain things you need to understand. 857 01:15:02,297 --> 01:15:04,492 I'm a contract killer. 858 01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:08,593 I murder people for money. So far they've all been bad people. 859 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:12,197 Give or take a few obnoxious ones. That's what I do. 860 01:15:12,274 --> 01:15:15,209 - It's the only thing that I'm good at. - I'm cool with that. 861 01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:17,507 If you stay with me, your life's gonna be in danger. 862 01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:20,173 A constant adrenaline rush? Are you kidding? 863 01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:23,412 - I like it. - Understand this, okay? 864 01:15:23,485 --> 01:15:28,684 I positively cannot be the only one falling in love in this relationship. 865 01:15:28,757 --> 01:15:32,386 - It's got to be mutual. - I'm feeling you, Skipper. 866 01:15:35,330 --> 01:15:37,321 I'm gonna return this tape. 867 01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:41,859 When I come back, if you really want to, we'll disappear together. 868 01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:21,104 Stay still. Please. 869 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:25,573 Oh, God. I'm gonna get us out of here. Just calm down. Please. 870 01:16:25,647 --> 01:16:27,581 You don't seem that calm! 871 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,087 Aw, shit. 872 01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:37,591 You okay? 873 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,528 All right. We can get out the back. 874 01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:53,229 Come on. It's safe. Just don't look down. 875 01:16:57,846 --> 01:16:59,279 Skipper, look. 876 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:03,109 Oh, shit. You gotta get out of here. 877 01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:06,279 Meet me by the video store. I gotta deal with this guy. Go! 878 01:19:43,145 --> 01:19:48,310 The most expensive stand-up in the history of motion picture marketing. 879 01:19:48,383 --> 01:19:50,977 Awesome. 880 01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:03,988 Smiley. 881 01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:10,237 Here's your fuckin' tape back. 882 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:14,834 Let's see here. 883 01:20:16,611 --> 01:20:18,545 Ooh, late charges. 884 01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:23,782 What's this? 885 01:20:23,852 --> 01:20:27,117 Tape's not rewound? That's gonna cost you! 886 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:29,851 I've taken a lot of shit from you. 887 01:20:29,925 --> 01:20:32,792 I put up with your high prices, your lousy selection. 888 01:20:32,861 --> 01:20:35,489 - Your rude phone calls. - Sorry about that. 889 01:20:35,564 --> 01:20:37,998 - I want to tell you one thing. - What? 890 01:20:38,066 --> 01:20:41,126 I will never rent tapes from this store again, you snotty... 891 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:46,205 I'm gonna finish what I started, motherfucker. 892 01:20:52,881 --> 01:20:54,849 No, please. 893 01:20:55,884 --> 01:20:58,114 Knuckle up, bitch. 894 01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:00,381 Let's go, motherfucker. Let's work. 895 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:15,534 - Where's the girl? - I let her go. 896 01:21:19,908 --> 01:21:25,039 You let that bitch go? I can't believe how fucking stupid you are, man. 897 01:21:25,113 --> 01:21:27,547 - She ain't no bitch. - Oh, she's not a bitch. 898 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:32,246 I see. You like this girl. Come on! She tricked you, fool. 899 01:21:32,320 --> 01:21:35,084 Just another ho manipulating your sorry ass to get what she wants. 900 01:21:36,424 --> 01:21:38,392 You don't know what you're talking about. That's not true. 901 01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:42,089 Haven't I taught you nothin'? She don't like you. 902 01:21:42,163 --> 01:21:44,427 Hell, I don't fucking like you. 903 01:22:03,985 --> 01:22:08,217 You was nothin'. I got you a job, taught you everything you know. 904 01:22:09,925 --> 01:22:13,952 Remember that promise I made about my boat? I lied. You ain't getting shit. 905 01:22:14,029 --> 01:22:15,553 I don't give a fuck! 906 01:23:05,046 --> 01:23:06,479 Son of a bitch! 907 01:23:11,319 --> 01:23:13,412 Ain't that a bitch! 908 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:21,518 All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man. 909 01:23:22,163 --> 01:23:23,687 You know? 910 01:23:24,699 --> 01:23:26,633 Navigate by the stars. 911 01:23:27,869 --> 01:23:31,100 See dolphins racing alongside, you know? 912 01:23:31,172 --> 01:23:33,163 Maybe even kill a few of 'em. 913 01:23:36,277 --> 01:23:38,142 Yo, Mel... 914 01:23:39,047 --> 01:23:40,981 I can almost see it. 915 01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:44,113 It's fucking beautiful. 916 01:23:49,891 --> 01:23:51,950 I'm here, buddy. 917 01:23:52,027 --> 01:23:54,188 I can't see it no more. 918 01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:58,290 I can see it. You're there, man. 919 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:02,226 You're there now. Right there on the deck. 920 01:24:02,303 --> 01:24:05,204 It's just you and the sea. One on one. 921 01:24:06,641 --> 01:24:08,802 You're free now. 922 01:26:07,595 --> 01:26:08,857 Why? 923 01:26:16,804 --> 01:26:21,207 That is so cool. I can't believe they're making a movie about your kidnapping. 924 01:26:21,276 --> 01:26:23,938 My dad's in L.A. finalizing the deal. 925 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:27,106 This is such a story. Your dad was totally broke. 926 01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:30,640 Then you get kidnapped and now they're gonna make a big Hollywood movie? 927 01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:33,448 Your dad must be so happy. 928 01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:36,581 Yeah, everything's back to normal. My ride's here. I gotta go. 929 01:26:47,602 --> 01:26:49,035 Straight home, ma'am? 930 01:26:49,103 --> 01:26:52,504 Or would you like to just get away from it all? 931 01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:15,385 - I don't understand. - Thanks, Vince. Let's go. 932 01:27:15,463 --> 01:27:17,431 You got it, kid. 933 01:27:18,566 --> 01:27:22,627 You know your dad's movie display? 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