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[Crackling]
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[Crackling Continues]
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[Woman]
Ray, where are you going?
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Come back to bed.
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[Crackling Continues]
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[Hammering]
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[Clattering]
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[Pounding]
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[Pounding Continues]
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[Crackling, Pounding Continue]
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[Creaking, Clattering]
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[Rumbling]
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[Whirring]
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[Whirring Continues]
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[Whirring Continues]
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[Whirring Slows, Stops]
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[Wind Stops]
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[Weird Humming, Creaking]
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[Banging]
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[Distant Dogs Barking]
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[Metallic Tapping]
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Watch it,
you miserable little...
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[Dog Yips]
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[Yips]
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Queenie!
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- [Yips]
- 'Morning, Walter!
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Good girl. Their lawn
needed fertilizing anyway.
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[Electric Guitar Blaring]
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[Continues]
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I am your war machine
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Yes, I am your ghetto scene
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Well, I am
your love of money
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'Cause I found me
a little honey
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- I'm working for the machine
- Good morning, Lieutenant.
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Mrs Rumsfield.
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- Hi, Ricky.
- [Continues]
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I'm working
for the machine, baby
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Oh, Mr Rumsfield, be careful.
Queenie...
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[Steps In Poop]
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- Goddam it.
- Uh-oh.
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Walter. Walter!
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- Walter!
- I love that dude.
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- Walter! Walter!
- Mark!
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[Sighs]
What are you doing up?
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Walter's dog just took a dump
on Rumsfield's lawn again.
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Good, honey.
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I know you're in there,
old man!
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- Honey, honey, the neighbours.
- Listen up, mister.
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That piece of scum,
barking rat of yours...
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has just taken
his last dump on my lawn!
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I find one more... just one... I'm gonna
catch him and staple his ass shut!
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[Yipping]
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- I'm gonna do it right now.
- No, no, no! Honey, don't.
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- Come on. Let's go home.
- [Yipping Continues]
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- Hey, honey, I think we should move.
- [Cartoon Over TV]
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- [Mumbling]
- [TVContinues]
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We got an arms dealer across the street
and a crazy person down it.
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- [Lowers Volume]
- All they do is fight.
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Is this sweet enough?
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Now these new next-door neighbours...
What is their name?
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- The Klopeks?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Is that a Slavic name?
- I don't know.
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They've been here a month. Think they're
gonna do something about their yard?
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Are you gonna eat any of this?
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Oh, no. I got that thing
with my stomach again.
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I wonder what was going on
over there last night.
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- I knew this was gonna happen.
- What?
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- Nothing.
- What did you know
was going to happen?
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It's started already.
Look at you.
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You're gonna sit around
all week doing nothing...
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get bored out of your mind and go
back to work worse than you are now.
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No, I'm not.
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Please, let's pack up the car and go
to the lake. Just get away and rest.
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You should see yourself. You were
up at dawn watching a dog poop.
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You call going up
to the lake resting?
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It is four hours of driving
on the tollway in holiday traffic...
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to sit in some dank,
wet cabin...
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and wait for that neighbour
with the enormous head...
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to get drunk and fall down.
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He's a hydrocephalic. I don't think
that you should make fun of him.
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Honey,
that's not my idea of restful.
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This is restful: Hanging around
the house, just being lazy.
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That's what I want to do.
I just wanna... hang around.
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Be lazy,
listen to the ball game...
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and drink a couple hundred beers.
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Smoke an occasional cigar...
outside.
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I'll fix the barbecue in the backyard.
I'll do that.
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This is what I need, Carol.
I need... this.
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And at the end of the week,
I'll be a brand new human being.
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It's your vacation.
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- [Crow Cawing, Bushes Rustling]
- [Growling]
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[Cawing Continues]
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[Growling]
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- [Growling, Barks]
- Shh! Quiet.
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[Crow Caws]
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- [Gunfire]
- Art's got a gun.
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- [Vince Barking, Gunfire Continues]
- [Cawing]
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- Art!
- [Gunshot Shatters Porch Light]
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[Art] Hey, hi, Ray.
Are you guys eatin'in there?
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You know how Suzette
is about her bird feeder.
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These crows start showing up
out of nowhere.
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She's all over my back
to get rid of'em.
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"The crows are too big
for the bird feeder," she says.
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- I don't remember seeing crows
around here before.
- Oh, big bastards too.
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That's why I got the gun.
I'm gonna pop a few.
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Why didn't you go with
Suzette to her mother's?
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Hey, I'm eating here. Can you imagine me
and the two of them alone for a week?
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I'd rather chew broken glass.
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Uh-uh, this is gonna be a big week
for the bachelor kid.
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[Carol]
Vince.
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- [Vince Barking]
- Vince.
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How come you're not at work, Ray?
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- I took the week off.
- A week off?
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That's great. Are you guys
going to the lake or something?
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- No, the backyard.
- Backyard?
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I just want to hang around
the house and relax.
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Relax? Good luck with those maniacs
you got living next door.
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- Have you met the Klopeks yet?
- No.
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No, I haven't.
Nobody on the block has.
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But I did talk to the real estate broad
that sold them the place.
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Apparently, their last house
only burnt to the ground.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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A hideous, raging inferno.
[Sniffing]
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Neighbours from hell.
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Maybe.
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Whatever it is, I'm glad I'm not
the one who lives right next door.
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Come on, let's face it.
These Klopeks are strange.
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I've been watching that house
ever since they moved in.
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No one goes in.
No one comes out.
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No visitors.
No deliveries.
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What do you think
they're eatin', Ray?
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Well, maybe these people
Just want to keep to themselves, Art.
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Remember when the Knapps
lived next door?
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How many conversations did you
have with the Knapps? I had two.
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- Oh, come on.
- They didn't even say goodbye
when they moved.
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Oh, please.
Don't even compare the two.
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At least,
if they weren't conversational...
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the Knapps were semi-normal.
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They worked in their yard. They mowed
their lawn. They had a lawn to mow.
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These Klopeks... We don't even know
how many of them there are.
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[Boy]
There are three of them.
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They only come out at night.
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Ricky Butler says
they're nocturnal feeders.
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Oh, Ricky Butler says.
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Last week when I was up on the roof
with my telescope...
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I saw them in their backyard.
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- What were they doing, honey?
- Digging.
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- Kind of like grave diggers?
- Maybe.
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All right, that's enough
of this conversation.
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I want you to stop spying on the Klopeks
with Ricky Butler.
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And I'd like you to stop filling
his head with such half-cocked theories.
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- Where you goin'?
- I'm gonna change into my vacation togs.
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Are you done with your eggs?
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I'm gonna mix the zinnias in
with the rest of the flowers.
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The man at the nursery said...
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- Boy, that really burns my ass.
- What?
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[Rumsfield] That old fart.
He's got the best lawn on the block.
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And you know why?
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Because he trains his dog
to crap in my yard.
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- [Rock Blaring]
- Hey, Mrs Rumsfield.
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No tan lines this morning.
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Looks nice.
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- [Continues]
- That kid next door is a meatball.
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[Rumsfield Sighs]
Peterson.
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He came out in his robe last night when
the foreigners were making that racket.
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He didn't do one thing.
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- [Continues]
- So, what are you gonna do first?
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I don't know.
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- Hey, did I show you my new tools?
- No.
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These are great.
[Clears Throat]
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Carol's father gave them
to me for Christmas.
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[Grunts]
Huh?
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- Look.
- Oh, those are beauties.
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- You gonna build something with those?
- I think so.
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Probably.
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Hey, what time does
the ball game go on?
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I think it's at about 1:00.
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You want to go down to the deli
and get one of those beef sandwiches?
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No. I'm thinking of getting one of
those electric garage door openers...
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- [Door Creaking]
- And installing it.
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[Creaking Continues]
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- [Crow Cawing, Insects Buzzing]
- [Door Shuts]
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[Softly]
Ray. Ray!
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Ray, come here.
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What is it?
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It's my neighbour.
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Hey, one of the Huns
came out of the cave.
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Why don't you go say hi?
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Well, yeah, I guess I could.
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This would be
the perfect time.
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If you go talk to him,
we could see what he's like. Go.
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[Ray]
You could say hi to him too.
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- But he's your neighbour.
- No, he's your neighbour as well.
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But you share a property line with him.
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We're all on the same block,
so you could go too.
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We're all in the same town,
but you're next to him.
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If he was gonna borrow anything,
he'd come over to your place.
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Well, he's busy now.
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He's not busy. Now he's goin' in.
Go now because if...
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He's going back in. If you were
gonna say hi, you should probably...
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He's going into the house.
You're gonna lose him.
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He's gonna go in...
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- Now you've blown it, haven't you?
- No, I didn't blow it.
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- Chicken. Chicken. [Clucking]
- He went into his house.
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I'm not chicken because
he went into his house.
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You look like a chicken in front of
your son and everything. Your son.
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- [Engine Revving]
- Come on.
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- If it's suddenly a big deal,
let's just go say hello.
- Hey, hey, it's a joke!
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00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:06,542
- Let's say hello.
- Why so edgy?
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- Come on, come on.
- Try decaf.
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They're daring each other
to ring the doorbell.
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- We shouldn't stare like this.
- [Chuckles]
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Why don't we both go say hello,
or are you chicken?
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Go for it, Mr Peterson!
Yes!
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- [Ricky Laughing] Whoo!
- Now everybody's watching us.
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- [Ricky Shouting] Good going, man!
- Yeah, okay, yeah.
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I'll go in with you.
Sure. No problem.
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[Throws Down Gum]
Let's go.
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[Art] There's bars
on the basement windows.
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[Groans]
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- They got holes in their porch too.
- That was a booby trap.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:18,238
- I'm not gonna pay for that.
- We shouldn't pay for that.
We should sue them.
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[Sighs] Well, um, let's...
Let's say hello.
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Hey.
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[Both Yelling]
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- [Screams]
- Get the hose. Hang on, men!
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[Ray, Art Screaming]
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- Run to me! Run to water!
- [Screaming Continues]
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- [Wife Screams]
- [Ricky Laughing]
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- [Both Screaming]
- Ray, over here! Run to water!
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00:18:04,952 --> 00:18:07,997
- [Continue Screaming]
- Run to me! Come on!
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[Sighs]
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[Ray] I think they're gone, Mark.
I think they're gone!
236
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:34,648
- You men hit?
- I cannot believe you did that.
237
00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:36,817
- Neither can I.
- I cannot believe it! That was great.
238
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:39,653
The same thing happened to me
last week. I was over there.
239
00:18:39,737 --> 00:18:42,990
It wasn't bees though.
It was a foaming squirrel.
240
00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:50,456
In Southeast Asia, we'd call
this type of thing "bad karma."
241
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:17,691
[Carol] Honey, bee stings don't
heal if you keep playing with them.
242
00:19:17,775 --> 00:19:21,028
[Ray] If we had gone to the lake,
I'd have twice as many of these.
243
00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:25,532
- It isn't like
anything you said is coming true.
- Where are you going?
244
00:19:25,616 --> 00:19:27,868
I can't walk away without you
asking where I'm going?
245
00:19:27,952 --> 00:19:31,538
I'm going to Paris, France.
I'm going to Banff, Canada, all right?
246
00:19:31,622 --> 00:19:33,707
- That's where I'm going.
- [Carol] Are you taking the dog?
247
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:36,377
Yeah, yeah.
I'm taking the dog for a walk.
248
00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:48,055
No, wait, wait, wait.
249
00:19:48,138 --> 00:19:50,891
Hey, Vince, let's go
over here, huh?
250
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,060
Let's not go that way tonight.
251
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:57,231
Here's a nice yard.
It's a good yard.
252
00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:59,358
[Art Yells]
Hey, you with the dog!
253
00:19:59,441 --> 00:20:01,235
[Art, Ricky Laughing]
254
00:20:01,318 --> 00:20:03,737
[Art] Hey, keep that mutt
off my lawn, will ya?
255
00:20:03,821 --> 00:20:05,739
All right.
Have a field day.
256
00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:08,200
[Barking]
257
00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:11,537
He comes here to smoke cigars.
His wife won't let him.
He doesn't know I know that.
258
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:14,039
Hi, Ray.
How ya doin', bud?
259
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:16,875
- Hey, there, Mr Peterson.
- Good to see you.
260
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:19,878
- Wouldn't need a lighter, would you?
- Thanks.
261
00:20:19,962 --> 00:20:24,049
- It is a lovely night, isn't it?
- Yeah, green sky tonight.
262
00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:30,723
Green sky at morning:
Neighbour take warning.
263
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:36,562
Green sky at night?
264
00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:39,815
Neighbour take flight.
265
00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:46,405
Did you ever see the movie
The Sentinel, Mr Peterson?
266
00:20:46,488 --> 00:20:48,407
It's about the old guy
who owned the apartment...
267
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:51,619
which is kind of like
the gateway to hell.
268
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:54,913
No, I didn't see that.
269
00:20:54,997 --> 00:21:00,294
Oh, well,
I was doing some thinking.
270
00:21:00,377 --> 00:21:04,757
And, you know, being that their
last house burned down and all...
271
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,761
it's like, maybe,
somebody left the gate open.
272
00:21:08,844 --> 00:21:11,472
[Rumbling, Whirring]
273
00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:16,435
It's them.
They're movin' around again.
274
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:20,939
It was a night just like this
that it happened.
275
00:21:21,023 --> 00:21:22,942
What happened,
Mr Weingartner?
276
00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:26,445
It was a long time ago.
Hinkley Hills was a lot smaller then.
277
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:31,784
Safer too. You never had to lock
your doors. Everybody knew everybody.
278
00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:35,287
I must have been maybe
nine, ten years old.
279
00:21:35,371 --> 00:21:38,290
- You know where the big mall is?
- Yeah.
280
00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:40,459
There used to be a big drugstore
on the corner there.
281
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:43,629
- It had a big soda fountain. Remember?
- Yeah.
282
00:21:43,712 --> 00:21:46,799
The guy who ran it was a rotund guy,
had glasses.
283
00:21:46,882 --> 00:21:49,468
His name was Skip.
Lived over on Elm.
284
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:52,805
Had a wife, a couple kids.
Not too sharp.
285
00:21:52,888 --> 00:21:56,475
The guy's 40 years old, he's wearing
a paper hat and making cherry Cokes.
286
00:21:56,558 --> 00:21:59,144
It's a cinch he's not
running for governor, right?
287
00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:01,647
Anyway, it got hot that summer.
288
00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,816
It got real hot.
It was sweltering.
289
00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:06,485
That heat where your underwear sweats
and it crawls up the...
290
00:22:06,568 --> 00:22:08,487
Anyway, it's hot, okay?
291
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:13,158
And they start smelling
this really vile stench over on Elm...
292
00:22:13,242 --> 00:22:15,995
and they figure it's comin'
from Skip's place.
293
00:22:16,078 --> 00:22:17,997
No one wants to say anything.
294
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,332
Do you knock on the guy's door,
"Hi, your house stinks"?
295
00:22:20,416 --> 00:22:23,002
So people are trying
to ignore it, right?
296
00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:26,672
They're trying to pretend it isn't
happening. You know those pine things?
297
00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:28,841
They're trying to cover up with those
pine things that you can put in cars.
298
00:22:28,924 --> 00:22:32,011
People are hanging those
on their porches.
299
00:22:32,094 --> 00:22:34,013
[Laughing]
300
00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:37,516
- Oh, you think that's funny, Ricky?
- Well, yeah.
301
00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:39,852
Let me tell you
what happened next.
302
00:22:39,935 --> 00:22:43,355
The state health inspector shows up.
They talk to Skip.
303
00:22:43,439 --> 00:22:45,524
He says he's got a sump pump problem.
They leave.
304
00:22:45,608 --> 00:22:47,818
The guy's got a sewer problem.
He says he'll look after it.
305
00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:49,695
Everything's okay, right?
306
00:22:49,778 --> 00:22:51,697
Wrong.
A couple hours later...
307
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:54,074
there's smoke pouring out
of the windows of Skip's house.
308
00:22:54,158 --> 00:22:56,201
- The firemen go in. Know what they find?
- What?
309
00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:58,871
Skip's family, dead.
Murdered...
310
00:22:58,954 --> 00:23:02,583
by Skip... weeks earlier...
with an ice pick.
311
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,753
Yeah, the guy killed
his whole family...
312
00:23:05,836 --> 00:23:09,381
- [Gulps]
- With an ice pick.
313
00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:13,719
Yeah. Yeah, just put 'em
in the cool basement...
314
00:23:13,802 --> 00:23:18,390
covered 'em up with a sheet and went
back to makin' treats for the townsfolk.
315
00:23:18,474 --> 00:23:23,062
Only Skip didn't count on there
being a big heat wave that summer.
316
00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:26,899
You know what all those people
were smelling on Elm, Ricky?
317
00:23:26,982 --> 00:23:29,068
What?
318
00:23:29,151 --> 00:23:31,403
Skip's family's bodies...
319
00:23:31,487 --> 00:23:35,074
- decomposing in the summer heat.
- [Whistles]
320
00:23:35,157 --> 00:23:38,243
Apparently, one day Skip made
Just one-too-many lemon phosphates.
321
00:23:38,327 --> 00:23:41,497
[Snaps Fingers]
El snappo.
322
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:47,461
I remember that. I remember
hearing about that when I was a kid.
323
00:23:47,544 --> 00:23:52,508
They-They tore down
the soda fountain that fall.
324
00:23:52,591 --> 00:23:56,095
These towns are full of those stories.
They're happening right under your nose.
325
00:23:56,178 --> 00:23:58,180
You know, speaking of noses...
326
00:23:58,263 --> 00:24:00,933
ever since this family
has moved to this block...
327
00:24:01,016 --> 00:24:04,603
I've been noticing
a weird kind of odour.
328
00:24:04,687 --> 00:24:06,939
Kind of like death.
329
00:24:09,358 --> 00:24:11,652
- [Shouts]
- [Screams]
330
00:24:11,735 --> 00:24:15,155
- [Both Laughing]
- Jump a little higher, Spud Webb.
331
00:24:15,239 --> 00:24:17,616
- Oh, slam dunk!
- Sorry, Mr Peterson. It was a mistake.
332
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:19,618
- Well, it wasn't a mistake.
- Don't apologize.
333
00:24:19,702 --> 00:24:22,037
- I'm goin' home.
- Oh, come on.
334
00:24:22,121 --> 00:24:25,708
- Don't be a weenie. It was a joke!
- I'm sorry, Mr Peterson.
335
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:30,170
I'm gonna go do something productive.
I'm gonna go watch television.
336
00:24:30,462 --> 00:24:33,465
[Alex Trebek]
The answer is:
337
00:24:33,549 --> 00:24:35,467
- What is Lincoln's birthday.
- [Trebek] Addley?
338
00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:37,469
- [Addley] What is Memorial Day?
- Memorial Day is it. Select.
339
00:24:37,553 --> 00:24:39,471
They combined Lincoln's birthday
with Washington's. It's one weekend now.
340
00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:41,473
- It's always flip-flopping.
- It's one weekend now.
341
00:24:41,557 --> 00:24:43,976
"Remain calm, float with arms stretched
out at right angles to the body..."
342
00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:46,895
That's what you used to say to me
in college, right?
343
00:24:46,979 --> 00:24:51,650
- [Girl] What about your parents?
- They're not home 'til Thursday.
344
00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:55,154
[Laughs]
345
00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:58,657
Gail, I swear to God, this is
better than anything on television.
346
00:24:58,741 --> 00:25:01,660
- Why can't we go to a movie?
- "A movie"?
347
00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:04,330
That's not real.
It's the same as television.
348
00:25:04,413 --> 00:25:06,999
Trust me.
This is real.
349
00:25:07,082 --> 00:25:09,460
This is my neighbourhood.
350
00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:14,340
[Ricky]
Here he comes, right on schedule.
351
00:25:16,342 --> 00:25:20,137
[Chuckling]
God, I love this street.
352
00:25:30,773 --> 00:25:32,733
Ray.
353
00:25:32,816 --> 00:25:34,735
- What?
- Who was Mussolini?
354
00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:36,737
- [Art Tapping]
- "How sweet it is" was, uh...
355
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,864
- [Trebek] Right again.
- Business and Industry for 200.
356
00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:41,367
[Trebek] In the McDonald's
corporate think tank, executives...
357
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:44,036
- Art, we're watching the show.
- What does he want?
358
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,207
I don't know. But I'll be back
in time for Final Jeopardy.
359
00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:50,459
[Contestant]
Nebraskans for 1,000, please.
360
00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:55,172
[Ricky]
Okay, the show's started. Check it out.
361
00:25:55,255 --> 00:25:58,801
You see the guy with the curly hair?
That's Mr Peterson.
362
00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:02,262
He's this sceptic.
He's basically grounded in reality...
363
00:26:02,346 --> 00:26:05,099
and he doesn't want to believe
his neighbours are up to
something strange.
364
00:26:05,182 --> 00:26:08,268
'Cause if they were,
he'd have to deal with it.
365
00:26:08,352 --> 00:26:11,981
Okay, now see the fat guy?
That's Mr Weingartner.
366
00:26:12,064 --> 00:26:14,108
He thinks the Klopeks
are really evil...
367
00:26:14,191 --> 00:26:16,777
and that they're building
a dungeon in their basement.
368
00:26:16,860 --> 00:26:20,948
He and Mr Rumsfield decided
to do a little snooping tonight.
369
00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:23,033
This should be good.
370
00:26:24,868 --> 00:26:26,787
[Rumsfield]
Shh, shh, shh.
371
00:26:32,376 --> 00:26:35,462
- What is this?
- It's an infrared scope.
372
00:26:35,546 --> 00:26:38,215
Snipers use it
for night vision.
373
00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:39,967
What are we gonna do with it?
374
00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:41,969
Get a look in those
barred-up basement windows.
375
00:26:42,052 --> 00:26:44,138
[Whispers]
Come here.
376
00:26:46,890 --> 00:26:49,977
I've been thinking about it. I don't
think we should go through with this.
377
00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:51,478
Are you a 'fraidy cat?
378
00:26:51,562 --> 00:26:54,481
No, I just think things
have gone off the deep end.
379
00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:58,819
Infrared night vision scopes? What
are we gonna do next, tap their phone?
380
00:26:58,902 --> 00:27:00,821
- That can be arranged.
- [Art Chuckles]
381
00:27:00,904 --> 00:27:03,657
Then all we have to do is burn
a cross on their front lawn.
382
00:27:03,741 --> 00:27:05,159
Shh.
383
00:27:05,242 --> 00:27:08,162
- Quiet.
- You hear that?
384
00:27:08,245 --> 00:27:10,164
- I thought that was just me.
- [Humming]
385
00:27:10,247 --> 00:27:13,000
- It's a low-frequency hum or something.
- It's getting louder.
386
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,669
Listen.
387
00:27:15,753 --> 00:27:18,505
Is that a transformer
or something?
388
00:27:18,589 --> 00:27:20,507
The goddam power company.
389
00:27:20,591 --> 00:27:24,345
But I can't...
Where is it coming from?
390
00:27:24,428 --> 00:27:27,931
- [Humming Continues]
- I know where it's coming from.
391
00:27:32,603 --> 00:27:38,108
[Humming Pitch Increases]
392
00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:40,736
[Humming Continues,
Explosion]
393
00:27:51,288 --> 00:27:55,876
[Humming Decreasing, Stops,
Thunder Rumbling]
394
00:27:59,296 --> 00:28:01,382
Wow.
395
00:28:01,465 --> 00:28:03,717
- [Ray] What the hell was that?
- [Dog Whimpering, Barking]
396
00:28:03,801 --> 00:28:05,219
Brownout.
397
00:28:05,302 --> 00:28:08,222
Smells like they're cooking
a goddam cat over there.
398
00:28:08,305 --> 00:28:12,351
- I'm gonna go find out what exactly...
- Get down, get down!
399
00:28:33,998 --> 00:28:36,917
No headlights.
400
00:28:41,672 --> 00:28:43,674
[Thunderclap]
401
00:28:58,188 --> 00:29:03,694
[Thunderclap,
Thunder Rumbling]
402
00:29:31,972 --> 00:29:34,975
[Grunting]
403
00:30:07,424 --> 00:30:10,678
[Thunderclap]
404
00:30:12,346 --> 00:30:14,682
I can see the news report now:
405
00:30:14,765 --> 00:30:18,352
"They were a quiet family.
Kept pretty much to themselves.
406
00:30:18,435 --> 00:30:23,023
No one would have ever
suspected them of foul play."
407
00:30:23,107 --> 00:30:26,026
[Thunderclap]
408
00:30:26,110 --> 00:30:31,031
I've never seen anybody drive
their garbage to the street...
409
00:30:31,115 --> 00:30:33,033
and then bang the hell
out of it with a stick.
410
00:30:33,117 --> 00:30:35,953
I've never seen that.
411
00:30:42,626 --> 00:30:45,212
I say we get a look
in those garbage cans.
412
00:30:45,296 --> 00:30:49,216
Call me overly cautious, but don't
you think that's a bit suspicious?
413
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:52,720
The three of us going through
their garbage at 11:00 at night
in the middle of a rainstorm?
414
00:30:52,803 --> 00:30:56,056
Affirmative.
That garbage is going nowhere.
415
00:30:56,140 --> 00:30:59,059
I say we wait 'til first light.
Scope me.
416
00:30:59,143 --> 00:31:01,895
- I'm outta here.
- [Thunderclap]
417
00:31:04,565 --> 00:31:06,734
Rain delay.
418
00:31:06,817 --> 00:31:09,862
Bummer.
[Laughs]
419
00:31:19,163 --> 00:31:24,918
Ray, what was that you were saying the
other day about half-cocked theories?
420
00:31:25,002 --> 00:31:27,921
Ray... sleep tight.
421
00:31:28,005 --> 00:31:30,424
[Thunder Rumbling]
422
00:31:49,193 --> 00:31:52,780
[Thunderclap]
423
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,877
[Thunderclap]
424
00:32:35,406 --> 00:32:37,491
No way Wednesday night.
I'm in a league.
425
00:32:37,574 --> 00:32:41,662
This seminar could change your life,
Vic. The man is a great healer.
426
00:32:41,745 --> 00:32:44,832
And I'm a great bowler. Wednesday night
we're taking on Roselli Plumbing.
427
00:32:44,915 --> 00:32:47,334
You should expose yourself
to this guy, Vic.
428
00:32:47,418 --> 00:32:50,170
He understands paraphysical forces...
429
00:32:50,254 --> 00:32:54,508
the healing capabilities of crystals
and the laying on of hands.
430
00:32:54,591 --> 00:32:57,553
[Bangs Can]
You wanna try laying on some hands?
431
00:32:57,636 --> 00:33:00,514
Wait! Hold it, garbies!
Garbies!
432
00:33:00,597 --> 00:33:03,851
Garbagemen! Hold on a minute!
Wait a sec!
433
00:33:03,934 --> 00:33:07,688
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hold it! What are you doin'?
434
00:33:07,771 --> 00:33:10,024
- I'm emptying garbage.
- Are you outta your mind?
435
00:33:10,107 --> 00:33:12,568
Give me that!
436
00:33:12,651 --> 00:33:16,113
- Hey, cut that out!
- There's nothing here.
437
00:33:16,196 --> 00:33:18,866
Not a finger, not a nose,
nothing!
438
00:33:18,949 --> 00:33:21,201
- Give me that.
- Here you go.
439
00:33:21,285 --> 00:33:24,371
- What are you doin'? [Groans]
- You asked me to help.
440
00:33:24,455 --> 00:33:26,373
Who you calling?
441
00:33:26,457 --> 00:33:28,709
I'm calling the Delvaneys
and having them open the cottage.
442
00:33:28,792 --> 00:33:31,378
No, Carol.
I don't want to go to the cottage.
443
00:33:31,462 --> 00:33:34,214
Fine. Then Dave and I will go
and you can stay here and spy.
444
00:33:34,298 --> 00:33:36,216
Oh, all right. Okay.
445
00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:39,553
- What? What? Are you sulking now?
- No, go up to the cottage!
446
00:33:39,637 --> 00:33:42,056
Take Dave and go to the cottage.
Leave me to pad around the house.
447
00:33:42,139 --> 00:33:44,224
"Pad around the house"? All you do
is pal around the neighbourhood...
448
00:33:44,308 --> 00:33:46,560
- That's my vacation.
- With those two chuckleheads.
449
00:33:46,644 --> 00:33:48,896
- I am very, very worried about you.
- Why?
450
00:33:48,979 --> 00:33:51,732
- You're acting like...
- What am I acting like, Carol?
451
00:33:51,815 --> 00:33:53,734
- Like a guy who's on vacation!
- Like this!
452
00:33:53,817 --> 00:33:55,736
- This is not someone on vacation!
- See? I sleep late!
453
00:33:55,819 --> 00:33:57,738
- Get a tan then!
- In my pyjamas?
454
00:33:57,821 --> 00:34:00,074
- Fix the barbecue! I don't know!
- Look, look!
455
00:34:00,157 --> 00:34:02,409
You go to the cottage and get a tan!
Take David with you!
456
00:34:02,493 --> 00:34:05,412
I don't care! I'll eat takeout!
I'll do the laundry myself!
457
00:34:05,496 --> 00:34:07,665
I'll vacuum the house!
It'll be spotless!
458
00:34:07,748 --> 00:34:09,750
Art's throwing garbage
all over the street.
459
00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:13,170
Your mom and I are having
a conversation! If you... What?
460
00:34:13,253 --> 00:34:17,257
- [Garbage Clattering]
- Get out of the truck! Are you nuts?
461
00:34:17,341 --> 00:34:19,426
Hey, it's gotta be in here somewhere.
462
00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:21,762
The Supreme Court ruled
that a person's garbage...
463
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:24,098
- is public domain
the minute it hits the kerb.
- Shut up.
464
00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:26,100
Did you guys pick up
a Hefty bag out of that yard...
465
00:34:26,183 --> 00:34:28,644
that was bulky
and probably a little moist?
466
00:34:28,727 --> 00:34:31,939
- What is wrong with these people?
- He has a right to know, Vic.
467
00:34:32,022 --> 00:34:35,609
Don't start up with me. Hey, could you
help me get this guy out of here?
468
00:34:35,693 --> 00:34:37,611
Hey, Art.
What's happening?
469
00:34:40,614 --> 00:34:44,118
No! Ray!
Ray, come back here!
470
00:34:44,201 --> 00:34:46,328
Just one... I'll be...
Yeah.
471
00:34:46,412 --> 00:34:48,622
My taxes pay your salary!
472
00:34:48,706 --> 00:34:50,958
I don't want to hear
any of your bullshit either!
473
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:53,127
The question here is garbage
and who picks up this mess.
474
00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:55,629
[Rumsfield]
"Who picks up this mess"?
475
00:34:55,713 --> 00:34:59,800
You're gonna pick up the mess
because you are a garbageman.
476
00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:02,303
I pick up garbage in cans,
not from the street!
477
00:35:02,386 --> 00:35:04,471
Ray, there's nothing in here.
478
00:35:04,555 --> 00:35:07,474
We practically checked
this whole truck.
They must have switched on us.
479
00:35:07,891 --> 00:35:09,560
- [Enlightened Garbageman]
The F.B.I.?
- [Art] No, the Klopeks.
480
00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:14,440
- [Whimpering]
- Oh, no. Naughty little puppy.
481
00:35:16,358 --> 00:35:20,821
Uncle Markie gets very upset
when you're on his lawn.
482
00:35:20,904 --> 00:35:25,492
Wait a minute.
You're all dirty, and you're shaking.
483
00:35:25,576 --> 00:35:28,996
I wonder if Walter
knows you're outside.
484
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,165
- In the rain?
- Yeah, it was raining.
485
00:35:31,248 --> 00:35:33,667
- There were how many of them?
- Well, uh, three.
486
00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:36,170
And what were they doing?
487
00:35:36,253 --> 00:35:38,339
- They were diggin'.
- Digging! Like grave diggers!
488
00:35:38,422 --> 00:35:40,341
- I told you! They're ghouls!
- No, I didn't say that.
489
00:35:40,424 --> 00:35:41,842
They could have been digging
for anything.
490
00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:44,178
They could have been digging
for night crawlers.
491
00:35:44,261 --> 00:35:47,514
- Night crawlers?
- They're fishermen. They need bait.
492
00:35:47,598 --> 00:35:49,516
- Wake up and smell the coffee!
- Shh.
493
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,187
The kid spotted us last night.
When we were sleeping, he got up.
494
00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:56,190
He went to the garbage can,
he took the body and then he...
495
00:35:56,273 --> 00:36:00,027
He buried him in the backyard.
496
00:36:00,110 --> 00:36:03,072
- Let's get outta here.
- I like this.
497
00:36:03,155 --> 00:36:05,699
I hate cul-de-sacs. There's only
one way out, and the people are weird.
498
00:36:05,783 --> 00:36:08,953
- [Gasps]
- Naked ladies.
499
00:36:10,788 --> 00:36:14,375
Does anyone know if Walter
left a spare key around anywhere?
500
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:19,171
He must have gone away
and forgot to feed Queenie.
501
00:36:20,965 --> 00:36:24,385
- Walter!
- I hope nothing happened to him.
502
00:36:24,468 --> 00:36:27,721
- I think we should call the police.
- Oh, good plan, Ray.
503
00:36:27,805 --> 00:36:30,724
I think I see something
moving in there.
504
00:36:34,812 --> 00:36:37,564
How did you get in there?
505
00:36:37,648 --> 00:36:42,736
A soldier's way saves the day.
Entrez.
506
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:46,240
- [Mrs Rumsfield] Good, honey.
- [Art] Beautiful.
507
00:36:46,323 --> 00:36:48,742
- Walter?
- [TV] What's been going on here?
508
00:36:48,826 --> 00:36:51,078
- This doesn't look good.
- [TV] Murder, my friend.
509
00:36:51,161 --> 00:36:53,580
- Murder?
- There are signs of a struggle here.
510
00:36:53,664 --> 00:36:56,083
The TV's still on.
Chairs turned over.
511
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:58,752
I wouldn't say that's
a sign of a struggle.
512
00:36:58,836 --> 00:37:01,588
I think I should go
upstairs and check this out.
513
00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:04,258
Maybe the guy's upstairs
in a bathtub or something...
514
00:37:04,341 --> 00:37:07,594
cracked his head open,
there's blood everywhere...
515
00:37:07,678 --> 00:37:09,930
Just don't touch anything
up there, all right?
516
00:37:10,014 --> 00:37:12,766
Yes, sir, Mr Peterson.
517
00:37:12,850 --> 00:37:15,769
Let's see if we can find
some dog food.
518
00:37:15,853 --> 00:37:19,607
I don't like this. I don't like
snooping around a neighbour's house.
519
00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:22,610
You mean a dead guy's house?
520
00:37:22,693 --> 00:37:25,112
You wanna take that
out of your pocket?
521
00:37:25,195 --> 00:37:27,948
- You wanna not steal that
from Walter's house?
- Hey, what's the difference?
522
00:37:28,032 --> 00:37:30,868
All this junk is gonna end up
in a flea market sooner or later.
523
00:37:30,951 --> 00:37:34,288
[Ray] He might have left in a hurry
and forgot about the dog.
524
00:37:34,371 --> 00:37:36,790
Okay, stay right here,
and we'll find your dish.
525
00:37:36,874 --> 00:37:39,335
- Old people space out sometimes.
- [Screams]
526
00:37:39,418 --> 00:37:41,670
Bull's-eye!
527
00:37:41,754 --> 00:37:43,672
- [Screaming]
- What, what, what?
528
00:37:43,756 --> 00:37:45,716
A dead rat!
There!
529
00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:48,636
[Chuckling]
Honey, that's not a rat.
530
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,638
That's Walter's toupee.
531
00:37:50,721 --> 00:37:53,474
Beautiful place to keep a toupee:
On the stove.
532
00:37:53,557 --> 00:37:55,476
- [Sighs]
- I'm starving.
533
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:58,479
One thing about these old guys:
534
00:37:58,562 --> 00:38:01,649
They don't ever leave the house
without their hair.
535
00:38:01,732 --> 00:38:04,318
- [Sighs]
- No, sir.
536
00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:10,824
Walter left this house
in a big hurry.
537
00:38:10,908 --> 00:38:14,161
Hey, you guys, look!
These cookies are...
538
00:38:14,244 --> 00:38:16,664
- [Ray] That's great! Everybody out!
- Great, Ricky.
539
00:38:16,747 --> 00:38:19,166
I think we've broken
enough laws for one day.
540
00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:21,335
- Hey, sorry, but we have not looked...
- Let's just get outta here.
541
00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:23,337
It's not against the law
to break cookies.
542
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:25,339
I can't believe you people
talked me into this.
543
00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:28,217
Why don't we just get out
of our neighbour's house?
544
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:30,844
- [Panting]
- "Walter, your dog is at my house.
545
00:38:30,928 --> 00:38:34,515
Your window is broken
because we all thought that..."
546
00:38:34,598 --> 00:38:37,518
[Muttering]
547
00:38:38,936 --> 00:38:44,358
"Walter... I have your dog.
548
00:38:45,609 --> 00:38:47,528
Ray."
549
00:38:57,121 --> 00:39:00,541
[Yipping]
550
00:39:00,624 --> 00:39:03,168
- [Crow Cawing]
- [Yipping Continues]
551
00:39:03,252 --> 00:39:05,379
- Mr Klopek!
- [Yipping Continues]
552
00:39:05,462 --> 00:39:07,381
Mr Klopek, hi.
Ray Peterson.
553
00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:09,383
- [Queenie Continues Yipping]
- Listen, I was w...
554
00:39:09,466 --> 00:39:11,677
[Cawing Continues]
555
00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:18,392
[Other Dogs Begin Barking]
556
00:39:18,809 --> 00:39:22,396
What is this doggy-gram? This just
came for you. It might be important.
557
00:39:22,479 --> 00:39:25,899
Come here. Save some for your friend.
Right there. Go on.
558
00:39:25,983 --> 00:39:29,236
- Honey, have you seen your father?
- I think he's in the basement with Art.
559
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,405
He's playing canasta or something.
560
00:39:34,825 --> 00:39:37,745
Honey?
561
00:39:37,828 --> 00:39:40,414
Ray!
562
00:39:40,497 --> 00:39:44,418
Art, you had a dream you were gonna win
the lottery. You blew $500 on tickets.
563
00:39:44,501 --> 00:39:46,420
[Art] I can't believe
you're still bringing that up.
564
00:39:46,503 --> 00:39:49,256
You had a dream a plane
was gonna crash,
so you took the bus to Las Vegas.
565
00:39:49,340 --> 00:39:51,425
If I had been on the plane,
it would have crashed.
566
00:39:51,508 --> 00:39:54,094
This wasn't a dream.
This was a vision.
567
00:39:54,178 --> 00:39:56,096
These people are Satanists.
They are Satanists.
568
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,598
This is all gibberish.
569
00:39:57,681 --> 00:40:00,267
Look, the world is full
of these kind of things. Look at this.
570
00:40:00,351 --> 00:40:03,562
Black masses, mutilations.
Mutilations!
571
00:40:03,646 --> 00:40:08,567
The incubus, the succubus. I'm telling
you, Walter was a human sacrifice.
572
00:40:08,651 --> 00:40:11,278
[Sighs]
I should have gone to the lake.
573
00:40:11,362 --> 00:40:13,447
[Chuckling]
I should have listened to Carol.
574
00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:17,284
Listen to your wife? Who listens
to their wife? You gotta listen to me.
575
00:40:17,368 --> 00:40:20,788
We gotta go down
to the religious supply store.
576
00:40:20,871 --> 00:40:22,957
We gotta get ourselves
a couple of gallons of holy water.
577
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,292
My cousin is a priest.
He can get us a deal.
578
00:40:25,376 --> 00:40:27,628
- Then we gotta go to the market.
- I don't want to hear this.
579
00:40:27,711 --> 00:40:31,799
- We gotta get big strings of garlic.
- I'm not gonna listen.
580
00:40:31,882 --> 00:40:35,386
- We gotta get some fresh lamb's blood.
- I'm not going to hear this.
581
00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,471
Ray, do you want 'em
to take your family, kidnap 'em...
582
00:40:37,554 --> 00:40:40,140
tear their livers out
and make some satanic pate?
583
00:40:40,224 --> 00:40:42,810
[Chanting] I'm not going to hear this.
I'm not going to listen.
584
00:40:42,893 --> 00:40:46,146
- Ray, you're chanting. Ray.
- [Continues Chanting]
585
00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:50,401
Ray, look. Ray.
Unconscious chanting. You're chanting.
586
00:40:50,484 --> 00:40:52,987
- [Continues Chanting]
- [Chanting] I want to kill everyone.
587
00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:55,906
[Chanting] Satan is good.
Satan is our pal.
588
00:40:55,990 --> 00:41:00,327
Ray, Ray, you're chanting.
Hey.
589
00:41:00,411 --> 00:41:05,666
Once they get in here,
it's over, pal.
590
00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:10,337
[Carol]
Satanists, huh?
591
00:41:10,421 --> 00:41:13,257
Ritual killers?
592
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:17,011
Nice.
Very, very nice.
593
00:41:17,094 --> 00:41:19,179
So let me get this straight.
594
00:41:19,263 --> 00:41:25,060
The Klopeks are offering up Walter
as a human sacrifice to Beelzebub?
595
00:41:25,144 --> 00:41:27,354
That's one of the theories.
Yeah.
596
00:41:27,438 --> 00:41:31,525
Mm-hmm.
Great, great.
597
00:41:31,609 --> 00:41:35,362
So this is your relaxing
week at home, huh?
598
00:41:35,446 --> 00:41:37,865
I wouldn't have missed this
for the world.
599
00:41:37,948 --> 00:41:40,826
- A week in Jonestown.
- Where are you going?
600
00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:42,828
To the bathroom.
601
00:41:42,911 --> 00:41:45,247
Relax.
602
00:41:45,331 --> 00:41:50,252
[Chanting, Screaming Over TV]
603
00:41:50,336 --> 00:41:55,215
[Chanting, Screaming Continue]
604
00:41:58,927 --> 00:42:03,766
[Chanting Intensifies]
605
00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:10,522
[Screaming]
606
00:42:10,606 --> 00:42:13,901
- What is it?
- [Roars]
607
00:42:13,984 --> 00:42:19,239
[Roaring Continues,
Priest Coughing]
608
00:42:19,323 --> 00:42:21,408
[Woman Screaming]
609
00:42:21,492 --> 00:42:25,329
- [Chain Saw Buzzing]
- [Woman Gasping]
610
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:29,083
[Chain Saw Continues,
Woman Screaming]
611
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:33,712
[Woman Screaming]
Shut it off! No!
612
00:42:50,854 --> 00:42:53,107
[Sighs]
613
00:43:04,034 --> 00:43:05,953
Carol?
614
00:43:16,547 --> 00:43:18,632
Carol?
615
00:43:23,554 --> 00:43:25,472
[Louder]
Carol?
616
00:43:25,556 --> 00:43:29,977
[Buzzing]
617
00:43:48,746 --> 00:43:50,664
[Carol Calling]
Ray.
618
00:43:50,748 --> 00:43:54,001
Ray.
619
00:43:54,084 --> 00:43:59,673
It was so nice of you to invite
the new neighbours over for a barbecue.
620
00:44:07,932 --> 00:44:10,184
Ow.
621
00:44:10,267 --> 00:44:13,020
[Indistinct Chanting]
622
00:44:13,103 --> 00:44:15,356
[Art Chanting]
Satan is good. Satan is our pal.
623
00:44:15,439 --> 00:44:17,858
I want to kill everyone.
624
00:44:17,942 --> 00:44:20,319
Satan is good.
Satan is our pal.
625
00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:30,663
[Groaning]
626
00:44:30,746 --> 00:44:33,666
[Walter]
Oh, Ray Peterson...
627
00:44:33,749 --> 00:44:35,668
whatever you do...
628
00:44:35,751 --> 00:44:38,629
don't let them do to you...
629
00:44:38,712 --> 00:44:41,548
what they did to me.
630
00:44:41,632 --> 00:44:43,801
Ooh, I bet that hurts, huh?
631
00:44:43,884 --> 00:44:46,053
[Blender Whirring]
632
00:44:46,136 --> 00:44:50,557
[Crowd Cheering,
Screaming]
633
00:44:50,641 --> 00:44:53,060
[Thunder Rumbling]
634
00:44:53,143 --> 00:44:55,062
Hey, hey, hey!
635
00:44:55,145 --> 00:44:58,399
- Who the heck ordered the blood shake?
- [Demons Laughing]
636
00:44:58,482 --> 00:45:02,736
Hey, Ray. It's not Skip. It's me, Art.
I'm just pretending to be Skip.
637
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:05,239
You didn't happen to see an ice pick
around here, did you?
638
00:45:05,322 --> 00:45:07,366
[Laughing]
639
00:45:07,449 --> 00:45:10,911
Mind your own business.
640
00:45:10,995 --> 00:45:15,082
[Unsheathes Dagger]
Mind your own business!
641
00:45:15,165 --> 00:45:20,254
Okay!
642
00:45:20,504 --> 00:45:23,090
It's a beautiful day
in this neighbourhood
643
00:45:23,173 --> 00:45:25,592
It's a beautiful day
for a neighbour
644
00:45:25,676 --> 00:45:29,430
Would you be mine
Could you be mine
645
00:45:29,513 --> 00:45:31,932
It's a neighbourly day
in this beauty wood
646
00:45:32,016 --> 00:45:34,268
A neighbourly day
for a beauty
647
00:45:34,351 --> 00:45:38,439
Would you be mine
Could you be mine
648
00:45:38,522 --> 00:45:41,609
I have always wanted
to have a neighbour
649
00:45:41,692 --> 00:45:43,611
Just like you
650
00:45:43,694 --> 00:45:45,613
I've always wanted to live
651
00:45:45,696 --> 00:45:48,949
In the neighbourhood with you
652
00:45:49,033 --> 00:45:54,622
So let's make the most
of this beautiful day
653
00:45:54,705 --> 00:45:58,292
Since we're together
I might as well say
654
00:45:58,375 --> 00:46:00,961
Would you be mine
Could you be mine
655
00:46:01,045 --> 00:46:04,298
Won't you be my neighbour
656
00:46:04,381 --> 00:46:08,969
Won't you please
Won't you please
657
00:46:09,053 --> 00:46:12,973
Please, won't you be
my neighbour
658
00:46:13,057 --> 00:46:17,269
Hey, Ray!
Ray, we got a plan! Come on.
659
00:46:17,353 --> 00:46:21,565
We got a plan.
Come on. We got...
660
00:46:21,649 --> 00:46:24,902
Sorry, boys. My husband's not feeling
well. He has to stay in his room.
661
00:46:24,985 --> 00:46:27,321
- [Softly] Ooh, he was bad.
- Come on.
662
00:46:27,404 --> 00:46:29,365
Please, Carol, let him come out.
663
00:46:29,448 --> 00:46:31,992
[Art]
Come on.
664
00:46:32,076 --> 00:46:35,329
He can't come out until he resembles
the man that I married.
665
00:46:35,412 --> 00:46:39,041
- We don't have that kind of time.
- Please let him come out.
666
00:46:39,124 --> 00:46:42,378
I think that I have
given you my answer.
667
00:46:53,931 --> 00:46:57,643
[Barking, Growling]
668
00:46:57,726 --> 00:47:03,023
[Crow Cawing]
669
00:47:05,442 --> 00:47:10,531
[Art] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The bees came from there.
670
00:47:10,614 --> 00:47:14,201
- Watch this hole.
- Okay, let's try the side door.
671
00:47:16,203 --> 00:47:20,958
[Vince Growling, Barking]
672
00:47:28,632 --> 00:47:30,718
[Whispers]
Okay, do it.
673
00:47:30,801 --> 00:47:35,389
[Whispers] Do what?
We agreed to do it together.
674
00:47:42,146 --> 00:47:44,148
[Rings Doorbell]
675
00:47:53,824 --> 00:47:56,744
[Hinges Creaking]
676
00:48:00,998 --> 00:48:02,958
[Hinges Creaking]
677
00:48:07,338 --> 00:48:09,423
Ray. Ray.
678
00:48:09,506 --> 00:48:11,425
I'm only trying to take a nap.
679
00:48:11,508 --> 00:48:13,427
I'm only laying here
with my eyes closed...
680
00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:15,429
trying to get some goddam sleep.
681
00:48:15,512 --> 00:48:17,765
Quiet, quiet, quiet. I wouldn't wake you
if it wasn't important.
682
00:48:17,848 --> 00:48:19,767
- I think we flushed 'em out.
- Okay.
683
00:48:19,850 --> 00:48:21,268
The Klopeks.
684
00:48:21,352 --> 00:48:23,771
- Rumsfield and I, we flushed 'em out.
- How?
685
00:48:23,854 --> 00:48:25,940
We wrote a note.
We slipped it under their door.
686
00:48:26,023 --> 00:48:28,108
- We rang the bell, and then we ran.
- You did that?
687
00:48:28,192 --> 00:48:31,612
- Yeah.
- Oh, geez! Stupid idi...
688
00:48:31,695 --> 00:48:33,614
I can't believe you...
689
00:48:33,697 --> 00:48:36,617
[Grunting]
690
00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:39,620
All I did was write,
"I know what you've done."
691
00:48:39,703 --> 00:48:42,957
- I didn't sign it or anything.
- Oh, I can't... You stupid...
692
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,460
- Why didn't you... God!
- You gotta goose these people.
693
00:48:46,543 --> 00:48:50,130
You gotta give them a little shot,
let 'em know that you're there.
694
00:48:50,214 --> 00:48:52,466
Good dog, Vince.
Go get it.
695
00:48:52,549 --> 00:48:55,469
Here's the thing, Art.
They're gonna think I did it.
696
00:48:55,552 --> 00:48:57,972
- Why?
- The old guy saw me write a note...
697
00:48:58,055 --> 00:48:59,974
and put it under Walter's door.
698
00:49:00,057 --> 00:49:02,643
So they're gonna think
that I did it!
699
00:49:02,726 --> 00:49:06,230
You wrote a note and put it under the...
I didn't know that.
700
00:49:06,313 --> 00:49:09,024
It doesn't matter
'cause we got 'em on the run now.
701
00:49:09,108 --> 00:49:11,026
Now they know that we know
that they know that we know!
702
00:49:11,110 --> 00:49:14,905
Yes, it does matter! You did it,
but they're gonna suspect me!
703
00:49:14,989 --> 00:49:17,324
They're not gonna suspect anybody.
They're...
704
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:30,004
- Do you know what this is?
- It's a bone.
705
00:49:30,087 --> 00:49:34,341
- It's a femur.
- It's a femur bone.
706
00:49:35,926 --> 00:49:41,348
A femur just happens to be
a human thigh bone, Ray.
707
00:49:41,432 --> 00:49:45,019
- Wait, how do you know that?
- Biology 101.
708
00:49:45,102 --> 00:49:48,355
Look at the size of this thing.
709
00:49:48,439 --> 00:49:50,858
Think this came off
a chicken or something?
710
00:49:50,941 --> 00:49:53,360
Where the hell did Vince get this?
711
00:49:57,906 --> 00:49:59,366
[Crow Caws]
712
00:49:59,450 --> 00:50:02,411
[Ray] He dug it up
from underneath the fence.
713
00:50:06,248 --> 00:50:11,170
Ray. Ray,
there's no doubt any more.
714
00:50:11,253 --> 00:50:15,049
This is real.
Your neighbours are murdering people.
715
00:50:15,132 --> 00:50:19,887
They're chopping 'em up.
They're burying 'em in their backyard.
716
00:50:21,889 --> 00:50:24,558
Ray, this is Walter.
717
00:50:24,642 --> 00:50:30,397
- No! [Screaming]
- [Screaming]
718
00:50:30,481 --> 00:50:33,192
[Continues Screaming]
719
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:46,789
There's just got to be
some other explanation for this.
720
00:50:50,918 --> 00:50:54,254
It's just some litter.
The guy's a litterbug.
721
00:50:56,090 --> 00:51:00,928
It could be a candy bar wrapper.
It could be a napkin.
722
00:51:01,011 --> 00:51:02,930
It could be a crumpled up
credit card receipt.
723
00:51:03,013 --> 00:51:05,474
Those things blow around
all the time.
724
00:51:05,557 --> 00:51:07,977
It, uh... No, it's my note.
725
00:51:11,355 --> 00:51:14,316
- Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
- Ouch!
726
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,695
I didn't see you.
I didn't see you.
727
00:51:19,363 --> 00:51:23,117
Great. Crush a beer can.
You feel better now?
728
00:51:23,617 --> 00:51:26,120
Well...
729
00:51:26,203 --> 00:51:29,790
I think it's time we all stopped
acting like kindergartners.
730
00:51:29,873 --> 00:51:34,128
- Don't you, Ray?
- Yes, Carol.
731
00:51:34,211 --> 00:51:38,424
Now, before somebody falls off a roof
or sets themselves on fire...
732
00:51:38,507 --> 00:51:40,426
I think we should go over there,
knock on their door...
733
00:51:40,509 --> 00:51:42,469
and invite ourselves in
for a nice, neighbourly chat.
734
00:51:42,553 --> 00:51:46,807
Get to know these people
like we should have done a month ago.
735
00:51:46,890 --> 00:51:50,019
That's a good idea.
I'll make brownies.
736
00:51:50,102 --> 00:51:54,690
- Great. While you keep 'em busy, l...
- You're not invited.
737
00:52:15,961 --> 00:52:18,505
- Can't we do this tomorrow, Carol?
- Would you relax?
738
00:52:18,589 --> 00:52:21,508
We'll probably find out more
in five minutes of friendly chat...
739
00:52:21,592 --> 00:52:25,304
than you guys can in a month
of snooping around.
740
00:52:31,101 --> 00:52:35,356
Okay, now,
everybody just act normal.
741
00:52:42,112 --> 00:52:44,365
- Who is it?
- Yoo-hoo!
742
00:52:44,448 --> 00:52:47,409
It's Carol Peterson from next door.
743
00:52:48,786 --> 00:52:51,372
- [Groaning]
- Oh!
744
00:52:51,455 --> 00:52:54,416
There go
the goddam brownies.
745
00:52:57,461 --> 00:53:02,383
Hi. Welcome to Mayfield Place.
We're your neighbours.
746
00:53:02,466 --> 00:53:04,551
We brought dessert...
747
00:53:06,971 --> 00:53:09,890
Uh, is your mother home?
748
00:53:09,974 --> 00:53:14,395
Here you go, sonny.
A little something for the sweet tooth.
749
00:53:19,650 --> 00:53:21,735
[Sniffs]
750
00:53:28,492 --> 00:53:30,869
I can't believe you've
lived here a whole month...
751
00:53:30,953 --> 00:53:33,664
and we haven't come by
to say hello.
752
00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:39,044
I'm your neighbour, Ray Peterson.
That's my wife, Carol.
753
00:53:39,128 --> 00:53:41,547
That's Bonnie,
and this is, uh...
754
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:44,049
Rumsfield's the name.
755
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,719
Don't think I caught yours, sonny.
756
00:53:46,802 --> 00:53:48,887
- Hans.
- Hans.
757
00:53:48,971 --> 00:53:53,392
[Chuckles] A fine, Christian name.
Hans Christian Andersen.
758
00:53:53,475 --> 00:53:55,436
[Laughs]
What, are you Catholic?
759
00:53:55,519 --> 00:53:57,563
I don't know.
760
00:54:00,149 --> 00:54:03,736
Oh. Pretty girl.
761
00:54:03,819 --> 00:54:07,573
- Friend of yours?
- No, it came with the frame.
762
00:54:07,656 --> 00:54:10,034
- "It came with the frame"?
- Yes.
763
00:54:10,117 --> 00:54:15,080
Oh, is this the dining room?
Oh! You startled me.
764
00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:18,917
- [Hans] My Uncle Reuben.
- How do you do?
765
00:54:22,838 --> 00:54:27,426
You are the one
who lives next door.
766
00:54:27,509 --> 00:54:32,097
- Um... why don't we get some coffee?
- [Hans] I'll do it.
767
00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:36,685
What do you say we all sit down
for a little face-to-face, eh, Reub?
768
00:54:36,769 --> 00:54:40,439
They're in there, all right.
They're just standing around.
769
00:54:40,522 --> 00:54:45,110
Oh, great. Don't worry, you guys.
I can get this.
770
00:54:45,194 --> 00:54:48,781
- I really appreciate your help. Really.
- No problem. Just be careful.
771
00:54:48,864 --> 00:54:51,283
It's pretty dangerous
with the trip wire.
772
00:54:51,367 --> 00:54:53,285
Thanks for your advice.
773
00:54:53,369 --> 00:54:55,287
- [Dave] W-Watch!
- [Ricky] Be careful!
774
00:54:55,371 --> 00:54:59,083
- I'm watchin'. [Screams]
- [Ricky] Did you make it?
775
00:54:59,166 --> 00:55:02,628
[Gasping, Coughing]
776
00:55:02,711 --> 00:55:05,798
I'm all right.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
777
00:55:05,881 --> 00:55:10,469
Just throw me the tools.
[Gasping]
778
00:55:10,552 --> 00:55:13,597
- Ow!
- [Boys Laughing]
779
00:55:55,014 --> 00:55:58,058
Sure was damp today.
780
00:55:58,142 --> 00:56:02,062
Yes, I just can't seem
to do anything with my hair.
781
00:56:10,487 --> 00:56:14,742
[Humming, Hollow Thump]
782
00:56:14,825 --> 00:56:19,204
[Insect Buzzing]
783
00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:24,460
A sardine?
784
00:56:24,543 --> 00:56:26,879
[Buzzing Continues]
785
00:56:26,962 --> 00:56:29,798
I'm trying to cut back.
786
00:56:29,882 --> 00:56:32,384
Sardine?
787
00:56:32,468 --> 00:56:34,511
[Buzzing Continues]
788
00:57:25,229 --> 00:57:28,315
- [Coughs]
- Um...
789
00:57:28,399 --> 00:57:31,151
So, how are you enjoying
Hinkley Hills?
790
00:57:31,235 --> 00:57:33,821
We just love it.
791
00:57:33,904 --> 00:57:36,740
- Don't we?
- Yes.
792
00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:40,077
Klopek.
What is that, Slavic?
793
00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:45,499
- No!
- [Chuckles]
794
00:57:45,582 --> 00:57:49,670
About a nine
on the tension scale, Reub.
795
00:57:49,753 --> 00:57:52,172
How do you like
living here so far?
796
00:57:52,256 --> 00:57:54,675
Pretty comfortable house, ain't it?
797
00:57:54,758 --> 00:57:57,845
[Raps On Wall]
Good, solid walls.
798
00:57:57,928 --> 00:58:01,515
[Stomps On Floor]
Good, solid floors.
799
00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:03,559
[Banging]
800
00:58:06,770 --> 00:58:08,689
[Chuckles]
801
00:58:10,065 --> 00:58:12,693
Got somebody tied up in the old cellar,
have you, Reub?
802
00:58:12,776 --> 00:58:15,446
[Sneezing]
803
00:58:15,529 --> 00:58:17,448
[Sneezing Continues]
804
00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:33,380
[Coughs, Spits,
Crumples Newspaper]
805
00:58:33,464 --> 00:58:36,133
It's packing dust.
I'm sorry.
806
00:58:36,216 --> 00:58:38,636
So...
[Rumsfield Chuckles]
807
00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:42,056
Just you and Unc living here
in the house, is that it, sonny?
808
00:58:42,139 --> 00:58:45,893
- No...
- Please, this is a small family:
809
00:58:45,976 --> 00:58:49,396
Me, the young boy...
810
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:54,068
and my brother... the doctor.
811
00:58:54,151 --> 00:58:57,905
Won't it be nice to have
a doctor in the neighbourhood?
812
00:58:57,988 --> 00:59:01,241
[Cuckoo Clock Chiming]
813
00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:06,747
You know, I think it's great you've been
able to stay with all the original wood.
814
00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:09,583
I was never over here
when the Knapps lived here.
815
00:59:09,667 --> 00:59:13,587
How unfortunate for the Knapps.
816
00:59:13,671 --> 00:59:19,426
You know, it's funny, but I don't
remember seeing a moving van out front.
817
00:59:19,510 --> 00:59:24,390
I don't understand that.
It was parked outside all day!
818
00:59:24,723 --> 00:59:28,602
- [Rumsfield] Really?
- S-Say, how is, uh...
819
00:59:28,686 --> 00:59:33,107
the... drainage
on your property here?
820
00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:35,442
I know when it rains at our house...
821
00:59:35,526 --> 00:59:39,780
[Chuckling] boy, the basement
Just floods right over.
822
00:59:39,863 --> 00:59:44,118
Basement? Ray comes up
with a winning idea.
823
00:59:44,201 --> 00:59:46,370
Maybe we should go
take a look in the basement.
824
00:59:46,453 --> 00:59:48,372
Maybe that was brother
down there...
825
00:59:48,455 --> 00:59:50,457
tapping on the ceiling
a couple minutes ago.
826
00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:52,459
Who knows?
827
00:59:55,879 --> 00:59:58,799
Just what kind of doctor
is this brother of yours?
828
00:59:58,882 --> 01:00:02,303
Why don't you
ask him yourself?
829
01:00:04,221 --> 01:00:07,141
[Footsteps Ascending]
830
01:00:28,912 --> 01:00:31,332
[Door Closes]
831
01:00:37,421 --> 01:00:40,674
Ah, we have guests.
832
01:00:40,758 --> 01:00:43,010
Sort of.
833
01:00:43,093 --> 01:00:46,347
My brother, the doctor.
834
01:00:48,432 --> 01:00:50,351
Werner Klopek.
835
01:00:50,434 --> 01:00:52,686
[Clicks Heels]
How nice to meet you.
836
01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,688
Ray Peterson.
837
01:00:54,772 --> 01:00:58,359
Oh, pardon my glove.
838
01:01:17,795 --> 01:01:22,216
[Chains Rattling, Growling]
839
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:25,052
[Heavy Footsteps]
840
01:01:25,135 --> 01:01:29,223
[Chains Continue Rattling]
841
01:01:29,306 --> 01:01:35,062
[Growling, Thumping]
842
01:01:36,772 --> 01:01:41,735
[Opera]
843
01:01:46,824 --> 01:01:50,911
I thought the candles
would be romantic... for the ladies.
844
01:01:50,995 --> 01:01:53,247
- Oh. [Laughs]
- They're lovely.
845
01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:56,083
I really must apologize
for the paint.
846
01:01:56,166 --> 01:01:59,420
I was just touching up
one of my pictures.
847
01:01:59,503 --> 01:02:03,757
I find painting relaxes me.
848
01:02:07,636 --> 01:02:13,100
- [Hans Slurping]
- [Insect Buzzing]
849
01:02:13,183 --> 01:02:16,770
- Sugar substitute?
- No, thank you.
850
01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:22,443
[Werner]
It was impolite of us not to have
introduced ourselves sooner.
851
01:02:22,526 --> 01:02:26,196
I find my work is rather solitary.
852
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:30,284
It always keeps us on the move.
853
01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:34,788
Did you know we've had to move
four times in as many years?
854
01:02:34,872 --> 01:02:40,461
- Oh, all that moving must be
very hard on you, Hans.
- [Insect Buzzing]
855
01:02:40,544 --> 01:02:43,964
Indeed.
And tomorrow...
856
01:02:44,048 --> 01:02:46,967
Tomorrow we must all go
to the university...
857
01:02:47,051 --> 01:02:50,304
to discuss yet another transfer.
858
01:02:50,387 --> 01:02:52,890
No. And we're just
getting to know you.
859
01:02:52,973 --> 01:02:55,643
That's a shame.
Isn't that a shame, honey?
860
01:02:55,726 --> 01:02:57,186
That's a shame.
861
01:02:57,269 --> 01:02:59,480
Says who?
862
01:03:01,565 --> 01:03:03,984
And I was just remarking...
863
01:03:04,068 --> 01:03:07,655
to Hans... today...
864
01:03:07,738 --> 01:03:10,991
how nice it would be...
865
01:03:11,075 --> 01:03:13,494
to meet all
of our new neighbours...
866
01:03:13,577 --> 01:03:16,830
and here you are.
867
01:03:16,914 --> 01:03:20,250
- [Rumsfield]
Actually, we're not all here.
- [Werner] Oh?
868
01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:25,631
Walter, the old man next door.
We don't know where the hell he is.
869
01:03:25,714 --> 01:03:27,633
Oh, God! Jesus Christ!
870
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:31,595
[Yelling]
Sorry! Sorry! Ow!
871
01:03:31,679 --> 01:03:34,848
Terrible thing,
the plight of the elderly.
872
01:03:34,932 --> 01:03:36,850
We were just remarking
the other day...
873
01:03:36,934 --> 01:03:38,852
about how an old guy like that...
874
01:03:38,936 --> 01:03:41,355
could just drop off
the face of the Earth without a sign.
875
01:03:41,438 --> 01:03:44,692
Vanish. No one ever see him again.
No trace. Nothing.
876
01:03:44,775 --> 01:03:47,653
- [Kicks Floorboard]
- Right, Ray? Yesterday, wasn't it?
877
01:03:47,736 --> 01:03:49,655
We werejust talking
about it yesterday.
878
01:03:49,738 --> 01:03:53,617
I bet you were.
[Kicks Floorboard]
879
01:03:53,701 --> 01:03:58,205
Why don't wejust cut all this
polite crap, all right?
880
01:03:58,289 --> 01:04:01,375
What's the weird goddam noise
you got comin' outta here all the time?
881
01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:02,960
Uh, I think we should go...
882
01:04:03,043 --> 01:04:05,212
What have you got
in the cellar, Herr Klopek?
883
01:04:05,296 --> 01:04:08,716
- [Bonnie] Mark!
- Ray.
884
01:04:08,799 --> 01:04:12,052
Come on. Tell him what you saw.
Tell him.
885
01:04:12,136 --> 01:04:14,054
I have to use your bathroom.
886
01:04:14,138 --> 01:04:16,557
Ray, remember night before last?
887
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,726
- You said they were digging.
- Don't open that!
888
01:04:18,809 --> 01:04:20,978
- [Rumsfield] Ray!
- [Screams]
889
01:04:21,061 --> 01:04:22,771
Oh! Oh!
890
01:04:26,650 --> 01:04:28,819
You keep a horse
in the basement?
891
01:04:30,779 --> 01:04:34,241
[Barking, Growls]
892
01:04:34,325 --> 01:04:37,911
- [Screams]
- [Barking]
893
01:04:37,995 --> 01:04:40,831
[Barking Continues]
894
01:04:43,834 --> 01:04:46,879
[Alarm Blaring]
895
01:04:46,962 --> 01:04:50,925
- Is it a burglar?
- No, it's Art.
896
01:04:51,008 --> 01:04:54,595
- [Alarm Continues]
- Another neighbour?
897
01:04:54,678 --> 01:04:56,764
A fat one.
898
01:04:58,349 --> 01:05:00,684
Go on, you mangy mutt!
[Screams]
899
01:05:02,269 --> 01:05:07,107
- [Alarm Stops]
- I'm sorry if Landru frightened you.
900
01:05:07,191 --> 01:05:10,945
- His size tends to overwhelm people.
- Oh, no, no.
901
01:05:11,028 --> 01:05:14,448
We've imposed on you enough for one
evening. It's been lovely meeting you.
902
01:05:14,531 --> 01:05:16,784
- See you, Doc. Later, Reub.
- Bye, Hans.
903
01:05:16,867 --> 01:05:20,621
Yes, Doctor.
It's been real.
904
01:05:20,704 --> 01:05:22,957
- Are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
905
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,251
Let's do this again sometime...
real soon.
906
01:05:26,335 --> 01:05:30,297
- We'll see ourselves to the door. Honey?
- [Carol] Goodnight.
907
01:05:30,381 --> 01:05:35,135
- [Footsteps Departing, Door Closes]
- [Crow Cawing]
908
01:05:35,386 --> 01:05:37,805
[Carol] Okay, I admit it.
They're slightly eccentric.
909
01:05:37,888 --> 01:05:39,807
[Rumsfield]
"Slightly eccentric"? Carol...
910
01:05:39,890 --> 01:05:41,976
- But that doesn't mean...
- Come on!
911
01:05:42,059 --> 01:05:45,229
- They chopped Walter into little pieces!
- These people are clearly psychos!
912
01:05:46,730 --> 01:05:49,650
Ray, what do you think?
913
01:05:49,733 --> 01:05:54,655
[Art]
Yeah, what do you think?
914
01:05:54,738 --> 01:05:58,492
Right.
Been awfully quiet, Ray.
915
01:05:58,575 --> 01:06:02,329
Maybe we could have
a little participation here.
916
01:06:02,413 --> 01:06:06,834
I think they're clean.
I think Bonnie and Carol are right.
917
01:06:06,917 --> 01:06:09,169
- See?
- [Art] That's great, Ray.
918
01:06:09,253 --> 01:06:11,839
Just pull open the door,
pull the rip cord and bail out on us.
919
01:06:11,922 --> 01:06:14,675
That's rich, considering you're
the one who started this whole thing.
920
01:06:14,758 --> 01:06:16,844
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who started it, tuna neck?
921
01:06:16,927 --> 01:06:18,846
- "Tuna neck"?
- You instigated this whole damn thing!
922
01:06:18,929 --> 01:06:20,848
You know who instigated this? Your boy
watching people dig in the backyard!
923
01:06:20,931 --> 01:06:24,351
- You leave my...
- Honey, would you
and Bonnie excuse us?
924
01:06:24,435 --> 01:06:28,856
I think I should have a talk with
the boys in the den for a few minutes.
925
01:06:28,939 --> 01:06:31,525
- Okay.
- Oh.
926
01:06:31,609 --> 01:06:34,361
It's good to see you've
come to your senses, sweetie.
927
01:06:35,779 --> 01:06:38,198
Just a minute or two.
928
01:06:52,129 --> 01:06:54,214
So, what's the deal, Ray?
929
01:06:54,298 --> 01:06:58,177
Are you siding with the chicks
against us? Is that it?
930
01:06:58,260 --> 01:07:01,722
Yeah, are you totally
pussy-whipped or what?
931
01:07:01,805 --> 01:07:04,058
Just take your balls
out of your wife's purse.
932
01:07:04,141 --> 01:07:06,393
Make a stand for one time in your life.
933
01:07:06,477 --> 01:07:09,396
- [Laughing]
- Hey, Ray, come on.
934
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,232
- It's just a figure of speech.
- It's a joke. He's kiddin' around.
935
01:07:12,316 --> 01:07:14,568
Oh, it's Walter's rug.
936
01:07:14,652 --> 01:07:17,529
You got an old guy's wig.
Big deal.
937
01:07:17,613 --> 01:07:20,574
You've had that
in your trousers all day?
938
01:07:20,658 --> 01:07:25,913
After you found this
in Walter's house yesterday...
939
01:07:25,996 --> 01:07:30,417
I slipped it back in
through the mail slot.
940
01:07:30,501 --> 01:07:34,255
- Yeah?
- Where did you get it this time?
941
01:07:37,174 --> 01:07:39,260
Klopeks?
Wow.
942
01:07:39,343 --> 01:07:42,096
After the dog came up
out of the basement.
943
01:07:42,179 --> 01:07:44,265
I found it wedged between
a bunch of magazines...
944
01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:47,601
all of which
were addressed to Walter.
945
01:07:47,685 --> 01:07:51,272
Then that means that...
946
01:07:51,355 --> 01:07:56,277
Klopeks went back
inside Walter's house...
947
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,779
and got the hair.
948
01:08:03,534 --> 01:08:06,453
What do we do now, soldier?
949
01:08:06,537 --> 01:08:09,957
You heard them say
they were going away tomorrow.
950
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,375
Yeah.
951
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,794
As soon as that car leaves
in the morning...
952
01:08:13,877 --> 01:08:18,882
I'm going over the fence and I'm not
comin' back 'til I find a dead body.
953
01:08:20,551 --> 01:08:24,972
Nobody knocks off an old man in
my neighbourhood and gets away with it.
954
01:09:13,437 --> 01:09:17,024
[Honking]
955
01:09:20,778 --> 01:09:25,866
[Chuckles]
Gentlemen, we are on alert.
956
01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:27,868
Honey, you know what you could do?
957
01:09:27,952 --> 01:09:31,580
Go get those flag stones at the garden
centre and put them along the walk.
958
01:09:31,664 --> 01:09:33,540
Yeah, that'd be a nice project.
959
01:09:33,624 --> 01:09:37,211
I've got a foursome lined up with Art
today in an hour and a half though.
960
01:09:37,294 --> 01:09:40,047
I didn't mean right now.
You hate golf.
961
01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:43,217
Well, it's my vacation.
I just wanted to get out of the house.
962
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:45,386
I would think, after the week
I put you through, you'd want to too.
963
01:09:45,469 --> 01:09:49,223
Why do I get the impression
you're trying to get rid of me?
964
01:09:49,306 --> 01:09:52,643
I'm gonna be gone all day. It'd be
a good time for you to go see Evelyn.
965
01:09:52,726 --> 01:09:54,895
And you have a good time
with the cousins.
966
01:09:54,979 --> 01:09:58,649
I hate them, Dad.
Rudy is a moron, and Diane smells.
967
01:09:58,732 --> 01:10:01,235
Have a nice weekend.
968
01:10:02,653 --> 01:10:05,406
I'll see you later.
969
01:10:05,489 --> 01:10:08,742
[Engine Starts, Revs]
970
01:10:08,826 --> 01:10:11,245
Hey, Carol,
see my new golf glove?
971
01:10:11,328 --> 01:10:13,414
I got it so I don't get
blisters playing golf.
972
01:10:13,497 --> 01:10:15,749
We're gonna be playing
that much golf. Really.
973
01:10:17,001 --> 01:10:19,253
Fore!
974
01:10:19,336 --> 01:10:21,422
Think she bought it?
975
01:10:32,141 --> 01:10:36,020
Yo, Steve-man.
What's the haps, dude?
976
01:10:36,103 --> 01:10:39,273
You gotta come down here today.
It's gonna be live.
977
01:10:39,356 --> 01:10:41,442
No, you've got to.
978
01:10:41,525 --> 01:10:44,778
Something's about to happen.
I can't tell you.
979
01:10:51,201 --> 01:10:53,120
[Ray] Are you sure you know
what you're doing, Art?
980
01:10:53,203 --> 01:10:55,289
There's a lot of juice
going through those wires.
981
01:10:55,372 --> 01:10:57,458
You hit the wrong one,
you're a Post Toastie.
982
01:10:57,541 --> 01:10:59,710
Electricity is our friend.
983
01:10:59,793 --> 01:11:01,712
Besides, we wanna take out
their alarms, don't we?
984
01:11:01,795 --> 01:11:05,799
I was thinking we could bypass the fence
altogether and find another way in.
985
01:11:05,883 --> 01:11:08,302
No one knows how many trip alarms
they have in there.
986
01:11:08,385 --> 01:11:11,972
No, I can take out everything
they've got with one clip of the snips.
987
01:11:12,056 --> 01:11:14,141
- Right, Captain?
- Affirmative.
988
01:11:14,224 --> 01:11:16,810
[Siren Blaring]
989
01:11:16,894 --> 01:11:18,979
- [Chuckles] Siren mode.
- [Siren Continues]
990
01:11:19,063 --> 01:11:21,982
Pretty neat, eh?
991
01:11:22,066 --> 01:11:24,485
- [Turns Off Siren]
- I can raise all the police channels...
992
01:11:24,568 --> 01:11:27,738
and the power company channels
on this baby.
993
01:11:27,821 --> 01:11:29,990
- [Ray] Be careful up there, Art.
- It's okay, Ray.
994
01:11:30,074 --> 01:11:33,160
We gotta get going though.
We're burning daylight here.
995
01:11:36,246 --> 01:11:40,167
Hey, where should we start diggin'
once we get over there?
996
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:44,171
We start in the backyard,
then check the basement.
997
01:11:44,255 --> 01:11:46,382
Be careful up there.
Go slow, huh?
998
01:11:46,465 --> 01:11:49,718
Hey, safety is my middle name.
999
01:11:50,761 --> 01:11:53,681
I thought his middle name was Louis.
1000
01:11:55,266 --> 01:11:57,851
Are you sure you're
all right up there?
1001
01:11:57,935 --> 01:11:59,895
I don't know that
he knows what he's doing.
1002
01:11:59,979 --> 01:12:04,358
- Well, why didn't you go up there?
- It's very high.
1003
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,787
- [Screaming]
- Oh, Jesus!
1004
01:12:18,789 --> 01:12:22,167
Jesus Christ!
Get an ambulance on that thing!
1005
01:12:25,087 --> 01:12:28,007
- I'm okay. I'm all right.
- [Hat Sizzling]
1006
01:12:28,090 --> 01:12:32,136
Ow! God!
[Coughing]
1007
01:12:32,219 --> 01:12:34,138
I took a jolt, but I'm okay.
1008
01:12:34,221 --> 01:12:36,140
- Can you stand up?
- Oh, yeah.
1009
01:12:36,223 --> 01:12:39,643
- Try one of these.
- [Sniffing] Oh, yeah, that's better.
1010
01:12:39,727 --> 01:12:42,146
- Whoa, whoa.
- No, no, no. Jesus.
1011
01:12:42,229 --> 01:12:45,899
[Exhaling]
Look at my fingers.
1012
01:12:45,983 --> 01:12:49,987
My fingernails are black.
[Gasping, Teeth Sizzling]
1013
01:12:50,070 --> 01:12:52,740
- My fillings are hot.
- Hey, look at this.
1014
01:12:52,823 --> 01:12:56,577
The man actually hit the right wire.
There's no alarm.
1015
01:12:56,660 --> 01:13:00,247
- Hey, good work.
- Congratulations. Now give me five.
1016
01:13:00,331 --> 01:13:03,917
- I'm gonna set up a communications base.
- You got it.
1017
01:13:04,001 --> 01:13:07,671
- Here, you're gonna need this.
- Here.
1018
01:13:32,279 --> 01:13:34,740
Hey, hey, hey, Rumsfield!
Dude!
1019
01:13:34,823 --> 01:13:36,867
What are you doing with the gun?
1020
01:13:36,951 --> 01:13:39,787
Just shut up
and paint your goddam house!
1021
01:13:39,870 --> 01:13:43,707
Whoa! Fine.
1022
01:13:49,088 --> 01:13:52,466
Task Force One,
this is Eagle Eye.
1023
01:13:52,549 --> 01:13:55,928
[Walkie-Talkie]
You are all clear.
1024
01:13:57,429 --> 01:13:59,723
Roger, Eagle Eye.
We're going over.
1025
01:13:59,807 --> 01:14:05,187
Roger.
Red rover, red rover, let Ray go over.
1026
01:14:07,398 --> 01:14:11,735
Good. Now, red rover, red rover,
let Art go on over.
1027
01:14:16,115 --> 01:14:18,534
[Chuckles]
That's great. Over.
1028
01:14:24,748 --> 01:14:27,626
It's really getting hot out here.
1029
01:14:27,710 --> 01:14:30,629
Yeah.
Yeah, it is getting hot, Art.
1030
01:14:30,713 --> 01:14:35,009
Why don't you dig one
of your own holes, huh?
1031
01:14:35,092 --> 01:14:38,846
I was just checking this one.
Besides, the radio... I was monitoring...
1032
01:14:38,929 --> 01:14:43,142
This is turning out to be a lot more
work than we thought it was gonna be.
1033
01:14:43,225 --> 01:14:47,104
Why don't we check the house?
It's probably a lot cooler in there.
1034
01:14:47,187 --> 01:14:49,815
That's a good idea.
Let's try the house.
1035
01:14:49,898 --> 01:14:52,568
We'll start in the basement.
1036
01:14:52,651 --> 01:14:56,989
We'll start in the basement
and just work our way up.
1037
01:14:57,072 --> 01:15:00,200
[Art] Ray, I'm thinking the reason we
didn't find anything in the backyard...
1038
01:15:00,284 --> 01:15:02,828
is because they probably weren't
burying anybody in the backyard.
1039
01:15:02,911 --> 01:15:06,624
They were digging bodies up and they
probably buried them in the basement.
1040
01:15:06,707 --> 01:15:08,959
[Ray Sighs]
That's a possibility, Art.
1041
01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:12,796
I say we start in the kitchen. They
probably got some cold beer in there.
1042
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,467
Or some knockwurst or something.
I'm starving.
1043
01:15:16,550 --> 01:15:19,470
It's locked.
1044
01:15:19,553 --> 01:15:21,764
- Hey, give me a credit card.
- Yeah.
1045
01:15:39,531 --> 01:15:44,328
- Where did you learn how to do that?
- I don't know how to do this.
1046
01:15:47,665 --> 01:15:50,292
Ah, it's a shit store anyway.
1047
01:15:55,339 --> 01:15:59,510
Ray, do the words "breaking
and entering" mean anything to you?
1048
01:16:00,761 --> 01:16:06,642
[Ricky] Hey, Mr Rumsfield!
Hey, yo, man!
1049
01:16:06,725 --> 01:16:08,644
I wanted to introduce you
to my friend.
1050
01:16:08,727 --> 01:16:11,981
- This is Steve Kuntz.
- Hey, dude. [Chuckles]
1051
01:16:12,064 --> 01:16:14,191
He's here to watch the show
this afternoon.
1052
01:16:14,275 --> 01:16:16,193
Great.
1053
01:16:39,550 --> 01:16:42,469
[Squeaking]
1054
01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:57,151
[Rock Blaring]
1055
01:16:57,234 --> 01:16:59,612
[Gail]
It's about time, you guys.
1056
01:16:59,695 --> 01:17:02,948
Hey, man,
when's the big unveiling, huh?
1057
01:17:03,032 --> 01:17:08,746
- I gotta go to work in a couple hours.
- Hey, man, piss off!
1058
01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:12,249
- Get this lame-o out of your yard!
- [Ricky] Yo!
1059
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:15,336
- Get out of my yard, lame-o! Hey!
- What's his problem?
1060
01:17:15,419 --> 01:17:17,588
[Ricky]
Get out of my yard!
1061
01:17:25,137 --> 01:17:27,765
[Art] Ray, look at the size
of this furnace.
1062
01:17:27,848 --> 01:17:30,351
This thing's
got to be 80 years old.
1063
01:17:30,434 --> 01:17:33,020
These old places have got
to be hell to heat.
1064
01:17:33,103 --> 01:17:34,855
This house isn't that big.
1065
01:17:34,939 --> 01:17:39,109
What the hell does he need
a furnace like this for?
1066
01:17:41,070 --> 01:17:44,573
I think there's been some modifications
on this 'cause this conduit's brand new.
1067
01:17:44,657 --> 01:17:47,284
It runs all the way back over there
and up through a hole in the ceiling.
1068
01:17:47,368 --> 01:17:49,870
I saw some of that
in their living room.
1069
01:17:49,954 --> 01:17:52,623
And a thermostat
on a home furnace...
1070
01:17:52,706 --> 01:17:55,417
Is that supposed to go
to 5,000 degrees, do you think?
1071
01:17:55,501 --> 01:17:57,378
It must be what all the noise was.
1072
01:17:57,461 --> 01:17:59,380
Look at all the stuff
they put together down here.
1073
01:17:59,463 --> 01:18:02,549
- They got this place
wired with batteries.
- There's got to be 40 of them.
1074
01:18:02,633 --> 01:18:05,427
Look, we got power here.
1075
01:18:22,736 --> 01:18:25,990
This is no ordinary furnace.
1076
01:18:26,073 --> 01:18:29,618
[Furnace Whirring, Rumbling]
1077
01:18:32,663 --> 01:18:37,293
- [Whirring, Rumbling Continue]
- [Steve] What's that?
1078
01:18:43,882 --> 01:18:46,343
[Ricky]
Yo, Rumsfield!
1079
01:18:49,638 --> 01:18:51,974
- [Groans, Gun Fires]
- [Car Alarm Blaring]
1080
01:18:52,057 --> 01:18:55,352
- [Alarm Continues]
- Awesome!
1081
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:57,938
- [Alarm, Applause Continue]
- Mr Rumsfield, are you okay?
1082
01:18:58,022 --> 01:19:00,691
- Yes, yes, I'm all right.
- That was very cool, man.
1083
01:19:01,984 --> 01:19:04,612
Art. Art, look.
1084
01:19:04,695 --> 01:19:07,114
- Look! I found it!
- That's loose dirt.
1085
01:19:07,197 --> 01:19:11,243
They must have burned his body up
in the furnace...
1086
01:19:11,327 --> 01:19:13,287
and then buried his bones right here.
1087
01:19:13,370 --> 01:19:16,165
What do we do now?
1088
01:19:19,043 --> 01:19:20,961
I'll tell him that
they built a crematorium down here.
1089
01:19:21,045 --> 01:19:25,090
Don't tell him that. He'll just want to
come down. Wait 'til we find something.
1090
01:19:25,174 --> 01:19:27,801
Ray, that could take all night.
1091
01:19:27,885 --> 01:19:30,512
[Engine Starts]
1092
01:19:33,349 --> 01:19:37,978
Mr Rumsfield, you guys managed to
knock out the power in the entire block.
1093
01:19:38,062 --> 01:19:40,397
- [Engine Revving]
- Probably the whole south end of town.
1094
01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:42,441
[Softly]
Ricky, shut up!
1095
01:19:42,983 --> 01:19:45,986
- Shh.
- We're gonna make a run to McD's.
1096
01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:48,864
- You want a Quarterpounder
or something?
- Oh, no way!
1097
01:19:48,948 --> 01:19:51,659
Hey, you guys can't go now.
It's the best part.
1098
01:19:51,742 --> 01:19:55,245
- I called the pizza dude.
- All right!
1099
01:20:25,150 --> 01:20:28,028
[Art] Ray, I think we can give up.
They'd never bury him this deep.
1100
01:20:28,112 --> 01:20:33,742
Who, besides us, would dig this deep
into this kind of sludge?
1101
01:20:33,826 --> 01:20:36,370
- [Clank]
- That was metal!
1102
01:20:36,453 --> 01:20:38,914
- Hey!
- That was metal! You hit a crypt!
1103
01:20:38,998 --> 01:20:44,545
They buried him in a crypt!
I'll get my blowtorch! I'll call it in!
1104
01:20:44,628 --> 01:20:49,258
Hello! Hey, uh...
Eagle Eye, this is Ground Force One.
1105
01:20:49,341 --> 01:20:52,678
We have found Walter! We found Walter!
I'll be out in a minute!
1106
01:20:52,761 --> 01:20:56,640
Dig there! Dig there!
Oh, yes! We found him!
1107
01:20:58,976 --> 01:21:01,228
We caught you, Reub.
1108
01:21:01,312 --> 01:21:04,732
You've been playing us for saps,
but you were wrong.
1109
01:21:11,196 --> 01:21:13,741
[Car Passing]
1110
01:21:37,806 --> 01:21:40,726
[Car Doors Open, Close]
1111
01:21:47,858 --> 01:21:50,069
[Ricky]
Mr Weingartner! Art!
1112
01:21:50,152 --> 01:21:53,197
Look! Look over there!
Look! Right now!
1113
01:22:00,454 --> 01:22:02,331
Go on. Go on. I'll...
1114
01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:05,960
[Rumsfield]
Walter!
1115
01:22:08,879 --> 01:22:11,840
[Walter]
Let me go. I'm all right.
1116
01:22:11,924 --> 01:22:15,261
[Softly]
Ray! Raymond!
1117
01:22:16,220 --> 01:22:18,681
Listen up real carefully, mister.
1118
01:22:18,764 --> 01:22:21,058
We got a real problem.
1119
01:22:21,141 --> 01:22:24,687
Hey, Ray, guess who's not
in the basement? Walter!
1120
01:22:24,770 --> 01:22:27,314
He's back! He's back!
1121
01:22:34,613 --> 01:22:38,325
Klopeks! With coppers!
1122
01:22:40,536 --> 01:22:42,454
Keep 'em busy. Keep 'em busy.
I'll get Ray.
1123
01:22:42,538 --> 01:22:45,457
- Keep them busy!
- All right, okay, all right!
1124
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:49,795
Stop! Stop right there!
Don't go any further!
1125
01:22:49,878 --> 01:22:53,465
You're going!
Stop!
1126
01:22:53,549 --> 01:22:57,177
Hey, Mr Officer, wait.
1127
01:22:57,261 --> 01:22:59,179
There are these people
in my parents' house...
1128
01:22:59,263 --> 01:23:01,223
and they're eating
all their food!
1129
01:23:01,307 --> 01:23:04,101
[Ray Grunting]
1130
01:23:07,896 --> 01:23:09,815
- [Coughing]
- Ray, Walter showed up!
1131
01:23:09,898 --> 01:23:14,028
- The Klopeks! I got Ricky down there...
- I hit the gas line! Run!
1132
01:23:14,111 --> 01:23:16,530
- Gas!
- Run!
1133
01:23:16,614 --> 01:23:18,657
- What is the problem here?
- [Werner] Thank God you're here.
1134
01:23:18,741 --> 01:23:21,619
- No problem, sir.
- This is not a police matter.
1135
01:23:21,702 --> 01:23:24,038
[Art Screaming] We hit a pipe!
There's all kinds of gas!
1136
01:23:24,121 --> 01:23:27,207
It's gonna blow!
1137
01:23:30,127 --> 01:23:33,923
- All right!
- Ricky sure knows how to throw a party.
1138
01:23:47,603 --> 01:23:50,814
[Art Coughing]
1139
01:24:04,411 --> 01:24:07,122
Was that your house?
1140
01:24:15,047 --> 01:24:17,007
Ray.
1141
01:24:22,638 --> 01:24:25,099
Something is moving in there.
1142
01:25:01,093 --> 01:25:04,388
Ray... Ray, you found it, right?
1143
01:25:04,471 --> 01:25:06,682
Before it blew, you found it, right?
1144
01:25:06,765 --> 01:25:09,852
Hey, tell me you found it.
You found it, right?
1145
01:25:09,935 --> 01:25:13,606
Before everything went off,
you had to have found it.
1146
01:25:13,689 --> 01:25:15,107
[Siren Blaring]
1147
01:25:15,190 --> 01:25:17,735
You got a lawsuit
on your hands, mister.
1148
01:25:20,279 --> 01:25:23,991
Oh, God, what's this?
1149
01:25:26,201 --> 01:25:32,124
[Crowd Chattering,
Radio Transmissions]
1150
01:25:43,761 --> 01:25:47,097
[Officer Over P.A. System]
Your attention, please.
1151
01:25:47,181 --> 01:25:49,600
Please stay behind the barricade.
1152
01:25:49,683 --> 01:25:54,188
[Helicopter Passing Overhead]
1153
01:25:56,398 --> 01:25:59,652
- [All Chattering]
- You want to step back, please?
1154
01:25:59,735 --> 01:26:02,863
- That's my house.
- Sorry, I've got to get the all clear
from the gas company.
1155
01:26:02,947 --> 01:26:06,033
- I can clear this. She lives here.
- Did I ask you?
1156
01:26:06,116 --> 01:26:08,702
Miss, you wanna
come back here, please?
1157
01:26:08,786 --> 01:26:10,704
Excuse me, pal.
Maybe I didn't make myself clear enough.
1158
01:26:12,248 --> 01:26:14,291
[Ricky]
Hey!
1159
01:26:23,634 --> 01:26:28,973
- Oh, honey, what have they done to you?
- You cut your hair.
1160
01:26:31,100 --> 01:26:33,018
I like it.
1161
01:26:33,102 --> 01:26:35,938
[Art] I'm telling you, Officer,
there's a body buried in that house.
1162
01:26:36,021 --> 01:26:38,857
- Mr Seznick, right?
- Yeah, the old guy who's sitting here...
1163
01:26:38,941 --> 01:26:41,443
- is buried in that house, Sherlock.
- Watch it.
1164
01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:43,445
Where was he anyway?
1165
01:26:43,529 --> 01:26:46,490
Mr Seznick was at the hospital
'til 8:00 this evening.
1166
01:26:46,573 --> 01:26:49,243
Monday night
he had some heart palpitations.
1167
01:26:49,326 --> 01:26:53,831
He called his daughter and son-in-law,
and they took him to the hospital.
1168
01:26:53,914 --> 01:26:57,418
What about the wig?
They found a wig in this house.
1169
01:26:57,501 --> 01:26:59,712
- His wig.
- The Klopeks were picking up his mail.
1170
01:26:59,795 --> 01:27:04,258
The doctor somehow got that wig mixed
up with the newspapers and letters.
1171
01:27:04,341 --> 01:27:07,595
"Doctor"? You don't believe that
this guy's a real doctor, do you?
1172
01:27:07,678 --> 01:27:10,014
Yes, I do believe he's a doctor.
1173
01:27:10,097 --> 01:27:13,434
In fact, he's a very well-respected
pathologist, my friend.
1174
01:27:13,517 --> 01:27:17,521
I'd say that you are damn lucky
you didn't kill him in that blast.
1175
01:27:17,605 --> 01:27:21,483
Oh, yeah,
I thank my lucky stars.
1176
01:27:21,567 --> 01:27:26,363
- Take care of this nitwit.
- Sorry about your car, man.
1177
01:27:26,447 --> 01:27:30,618
Destruction of private property.
Destruction of public property.
1178
01:27:30,701 --> 01:27:33,787
Three counts
of criminal trespassing.
1179
01:27:33,871 --> 01:27:38,626
Harassment, assault,
vandalism.
1180
01:27:38,709 --> 01:27:41,128
And that poor old man claims
he's got a ransom note...
1181
01:27:41,211 --> 01:27:43,672
that says you kidnapped his dog!
1182
01:27:46,050 --> 01:27:48,510
Do you hear me okay, Mr Peterson?
1183
01:27:51,138 --> 01:27:55,267
I really do like your hair, honey.
1184
01:27:55,351 --> 01:27:57,394
[Art] You know,
this doesn't change a thing.
1185
01:27:57,478 --> 01:28:00,314
They may think it does. They may think
they're off the hook, but they're not.
1186
01:28:00,397 --> 01:28:03,025
No, they're not. Are they, Ray?
Go ahead, tell 'em.
1187
01:28:03,108 --> 01:28:05,402
We got the goods on 'em, don't we?
1188
01:28:05,486 --> 01:28:07,655
Someday they're gonna dig up
the back of that yard...
1189
01:28:07,738 --> 01:28:10,199
and they're gonna find the rest
of that skeleton to go with that femur.
1190
01:28:10,282 --> 01:28:14,495
- It might not be Walter, but...
- Shut up, Art! Shut up!
1191
01:28:14,578 --> 01:28:18,082
God, you don't know when
to quit, do you?
1192
01:28:18,165 --> 01:28:21,043
Look at me!
1193
01:28:21,126 --> 01:28:23,796
I'm a shell of a man
because of you, Art.
1194
01:28:23,879 --> 01:28:27,132
- Now, now...
- Soldiers!
1195
01:28:27,216 --> 01:28:30,135
You leave 'em alone!
Get off their case already!
1196
01:28:30,219 --> 01:28:34,640
They didn't do anything to us.
They didn't do anything to us!
1197
01:28:34,723 --> 01:28:37,893
All right, so they're different!
So they keep to themselves!
1198
01:28:37,977 --> 01:28:41,522
Can you blame them? They live next door
to people who break into their house...
1199
01:28:41,605 --> 01:28:44,275
and burn it down
while they're gone for the day.
1200
01:28:45,693 --> 01:28:49,280
Remember what you were saying
about people in the 'burbs?
1201
01:28:49,363 --> 01:28:51,282
People like Skip?
1202
01:28:51,365 --> 01:28:57,079
People who mow their lawn
for the 800th time and then snap?
1203
01:28:57,162 --> 01:29:00,332
Well, that's us!
It's not them! That's us!
1204
01:29:00,416 --> 01:29:05,170
We're the ones vaulting over fences and
peeking in through people's windows!
1205
01:29:05,254 --> 01:29:09,717
We're the ones throwing garbage
in the street and lighting fires!
1206
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,595
We're the ones who are acting
suspicious and paranoid, Art!
1207
01:29:12,678 --> 01:29:17,057
We're the lunatics! Us!
It's not them!
1208
01:29:18,642 --> 01:29:20,936
It's us.
1209
01:29:23,606 --> 01:29:27,526
[Sighs]
I don't know what to say.
1210
01:29:27,610 --> 01:29:29,528
What, do you want me to move?
1211
01:29:33,365 --> 01:29:36,243
- [Screaming] I'm gonna kill him!
- You're crazy!
1212
01:29:36,327 --> 01:29:38,245
[All Screaming]
1213
01:29:38,329 --> 01:29:40,581
- Back off!
- Stop it! Stop it!
1214
01:29:40,664 --> 01:29:44,084
- [Ray] Ow! Ow! Ow!
- [Detective] Break it up!
1215
01:29:44,168 --> 01:29:47,212
- Stop it! Stop it!
- I don't care! I've been blown up!
1216
01:29:47,296 --> 01:29:49,465
Take me to the hospital!
1217
01:29:49,548 --> 01:29:52,051
Take me to a hospital.
I'm sick.
1218
01:29:52,134 --> 01:29:57,806
My eye hurts.
[Grunting]
1219
01:30:06,148 --> 01:30:08,692
Honey? I'll just...
1220
01:30:08,776 --> 01:30:11,070
find out what hospital
they're taking you to...
1221
01:30:11,153 --> 01:30:14,949
and then I'll...
follow right along.
1222
01:30:15,032 --> 01:30:17,034
- Okay?
- [Ray] Okay, honey.
1223
01:30:18,327 --> 01:30:20,871
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, Carol.
1224
01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:30,422
[Teenagers Laughing, Chattering]
1225
01:30:30,506 --> 01:30:34,218
Okay, hepcats, get off my car!
1226
01:30:34,301 --> 01:30:36,971
- Get off my car!
- Dude, you should hang out a little bit.
1227
01:30:37,054 --> 01:30:40,057
- This goes for you!
- We've got the pizza dude coming.
1228
01:30:40,140 --> 01:30:42,851
You imbecile!
You sub-moron, you!
1229
01:30:43,435 --> 01:30:47,648
- [Door Closes]
- [Mumbling] Who's that?
1230
01:30:49,108 --> 01:30:54,363
Oh, Dr Klopek,
I'm so sorry.
1231
01:30:54,446 --> 01:30:56,991
You know, Dr Klopek,
when I get out of prison...
1232
01:30:57,074 --> 01:31:00,160
I'm gonna help you
rebuild your house.
1233
01:31:00,244 --> 01:31:03,747
I'll even do some of the work myself.
I have the tools.
1234
01:31:03,831 --> 01:31:07,167
Carol's father just gave me
a brand new set of tools.
1235
01:31:07,251 --> 01:31:11,630
Do I look like an idiot, Mr Peterson?
1236
01:31:11,714 --> 01:31:13,632
No.
1237
01:31:13,716 --> 01:31:17,761
Do you take me for an imbecile?
1238
01:31:17,845 --> 01:31:19,763
No.
1239
01:31:19,847 --> 01:31:24,393
You may have fooled the others,
Mr Peterson...
1240
01:31:24,476 --> 01:31:26,478
but you don't fool me.
1241
01:31:27,896 --> 01:31:30,065
Uh, I fooled the others?
1242
01:31:30,149 --> 01:31:33,402
- [Werner] But you don't fool me.
- I don't?
1243
01:31:33,485 --> 01:31:36,447
No, you don't.
1244
01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:38,907
Am I missing something, Doctor?
1245
01:31:38,991 --> 01:31:44,121
Come now, Mr Peterson.
You were in my basement.
1246
01:31:44,204 --> 01:31:49,084
Surely, you looked in the furnace.
1247
01:31:49,168 --> 01:31:53,464
[Stammering]
I saw your furnace, Doctor...
1248
01:31:53,547 --> 01:31:58,218
but I figured a man's furnace
is his own business.
1249
01:31:59,303 --> 01:32:03,140
You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?
1250
01:32:03,223 --> 01:32:06,310
Oh, yes. I know you did.
1251
01:32:07,311 --> 01:32:10,940
It belonged to a neighbour of yours.
1252
01:32:11,023 --> 01:32:15,235
The name was Knapp.
1253
01:32:15,319 --> 01:32:18,530
We took the house from them.
1254
01:32:18,614 --> 01:32:23,327
I offered to buy it,
but you know how old people are.
1255
01:32:23,410 --> 01:32:27,414
They grow so attached to things.
1256
01:32:27,498 --> 01:32:29,917
Uh, you know, Dr Klopek,
I think I forgot my wallet.
1257
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:34,755
- [Grunts]
- I let you keep the femur.
1258
01:32:34,838 --> 01:32:39,343
Now, now, I want my skull.
1259
01:32:39,426 --> 01:32:43,264
- Or, perhaps, I might just take yours.
- [Coughing]
1260
01:32:43,347 --> 01:32:45,099
Hans.
1261
01:32:45,182 --> 01:32:48,185
- [Ray Groaning] Uh, hey!
- [Starts Engine]
1262
01:32:48,269 --> 01:32:51,355
[Screaming, Muffled]
1263
01:33:05,953 --> 01:33:08,372
- [Tyres Squealing]
- [Ray Yelling]
1264
01:33:13,669 --> 01:33:16,171
[Horns Honking]
1265
01:33:16,255 --> 01:33:18,382
[Ricky]
Hey, the pizza dude!
1266
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:23,220
[Screaming]
1267
01:33:25,055 --> 01:33:26,974
- [Cheering]
- Yeah! Way to go!
1268
01:33:37,359 --> 01:33:40,946
- [Ray Screaming]
- Far out.
1269
01:33:46,368 --> 01:33:50,039
Citizen's arrest!
Citizen's arrest!
1270
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:55,753
I, Ray Peterson, am placing you
under citizen's arrest...
1271
01:33:55,836 --> 01:33:57,922
for my attempted murder!
1272
01:33:58,005 --> 01:33:59,924
The man doesn't know
what he's talking about.
1273
01:34:00,007 --> 01:34:02,468
- Citizen's arrest. Citizen's arrest.
- Oh, Ray.
1274
01:34:02,551 --> 01:34:05,429
Don't start with me, Carol. The man
confessed. They murdered the Knapps.
1275
01:34:05,512 --> 01:34:07,514
- [Werner] He's demented.
- Hey, Sherlock.
1276
01:34:07,598 --> 01:34:10,184
Get the Klopeks to tell you
where they buried the stiffs.
1277
01:34:10,267 --> 01:34:13,312
[Detective] You don't have a stiff.
You don't have any evidence.
1278
01:34:13,395 --> 01:34:15,314
- You do now.
- [Screams]
1279
01:34:26,450 --> 01:34:28,410
This your vehicle, Dr Klopek?
1280
01:34:32,456 --> 01:34:35,042
[Detective]
Let's go, Doc.
1281
01:34:35,125 --> 01:34:39,755
Hey! Pinocchio!
1282
01:34:39,838 --> 01:34:41,799
Where are you going?
1283
01:34:46,428 --> 01:34:48,555
Gotcha!
1284
01:34:48,639 --> 01:34:50,557
[Grunting]
1285
01:34:53,269 --> 01:34:56,105
Don't you make a move, sonny.
1286
01:34:56,188 --> 01:35:01,151
I was 18 months in the bush,
and I can snap your neck in a heartbeat.
1287
01:35:01,235 --> 01:35:04,405
I think the message
to psychos, fanatics, murderers...
1288
01:35:04,488 --> 01:35:06,407
nutcases all over the world
is, uh...
1289
01:35:06,490 --> 01:35:10,911
do not mess with suburbanites because,
uh, we're not gonna take it any more.
1290
01:35:10,995 --> 01:35:12,871
We're not gonna be content
to look after our lawns...
1291
01:35:12,955 --> 01:35:14,790
and wax our cars, paint our houses.
1292
01:35:14,873 --> 01:35:18,002
We're out to get 'em, Don.
We are out to get them.
1293
01:35:22,172 --> 01:35:24,216
- Hello.
- Hi.
1294
01:35:26,093 --> 01:35:30,097
[Sighs]
So, what are you gonna do now?
1295
01:35:30,180 --> 01:35:34,351
I'm gonna pack a bag
and go up to the lake.
1296
01:35:34,435 --> 01:35:36,353
We got 'em, neighbour.
1297
01:35:37,563 --> 01:35:41,108
- Get away from him.
- [Art] Hey, you guys.
1298
01:35:41,191 --> 01:35:44,028
You wanna go down to Bowl-O-Rama
for a beer or something?
1299
01:35:44,111 --> 01:35:47,823
Man, that was an incredible choke hold
you put on me, pal. The guy's a brute.
1300
01:35:47,906 --> 01:35:49,825
How's that finger?
Is it okay?
1301
01:35:49,908 --> 01:35:51,994
Where are you guys going?
Where you going?
1302
01:35:52,077 --> 01:35:54,705
I'm going on vacation.
1303
01:35:54,788 --> 01:35:57,124
"Vacation"?
What, are you crazy?
1304
01:35:57,207 --> 01:35:59,251
This is a major media event here.
1305
01:35:59,335 --> 01:36:03,297
Geraldo Rivera's coming, and he's gonna
excavate the basement of the Klopeks!
1306
01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:07,551
It's gonna be broadcast
on satellite all over the world, live!
1307
01:36:07,635 --> 01:36:09,553
Art!
1308
01:36:09,637 --> 01:36:12,514
Your wife's home.
1309
01:36:12,598 --> 01:36:16,268
- And your house is on fire!
- Art, where are you?
1310
01:36:17,394 --> 01:36:18,979
My wife is home!
1311
01:36:19,063 --> 01:36:22,274
Mr Peterson, where you going?
1312
01:36:22,358 --> 01:36:25,319
It's just starting to get good.
1313
01:36:25,402 --> 01:36:28,238
I'm going away for a while, Ricky.
1314
01:36:31,408 --> 01:36:35,246
I want you to keep an eye
on the neighbourhood for me.
1315
01:36:35,329 --> 01:36:38,040
You betcha, Mr Peterson.
1316
01:36:38,123 --> 01:36:41,043
No problem.
1317
01:36:51,095 --> 01:36:53,013
[Barking]
1318
01:36:56,767 --> 01:36:58,727
God, I love this street.
1319
01:36:59,305 --> 01:37:05,194
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