1 00:00:00,946 --> 00:00:10,000 Resynchronized by TixienfromParis 2 00:02:29,945 --> 00:02:30,883 Hello, Brother. 3 00:02:32,322 --> 00:02:33,342 Hey, Brother, look at me! 4 00:02:36,576 --> 00:02:37,596 Brother? 5 00:02:39,266 --> 00:02:40,287 Brother?! 6 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,934 You all right, Brother? 7 00:02:42,457 --> 00:02:43,582 Brother? 8 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,376 Oh, it's Tom, is it? 9 00:02:45,752 --> 00:02:49,692 Oh, yes, I'm just taking my leisure, Tom. 10 00:02:50,005 --> 00:02:51,965 Having a bit of a ponder. 11 00:02:52,592 --> 00:02:53,821 Having a snooze. 12 00:02:54,969 --> 00:02:58,283 Yes, I think I did doze off for a while. 13 00:02:59,641 --> 00:03:04,414 A combination of old Sol and old age. 14 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,375 Are you cold, Tom? 15 00:03:07,419 --> 00:03:08,647 A bit, Brother. 16 00:03:10,318 --> 00:03:13,320 Mmm. The water's getting a bit cold now for swimming. 17 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:15,593 There won't be any more swims this season, I'm afraid. 18 00:03:16,011 --> 00:03:18,908 Water can get so cold it can freeze you to death. 19 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:20,973 I'm freezing just here. 20 00:03:22,017 --> 00:03:25,227 ~ Oh, run along with you. ~ See you, Brother. 21 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:38,344 ~ Gotcha! ~ You got balloon, Waite, yeah? ~ Yeah. 22 00:03:38,554 --> 00:03:40,200 Oh, you can beat me, can you? 23 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:41,941 ~ Any time, Waite! ~ Yeah? 24 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,703 Yeah! 25 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:45,976 All right. 26 00:03:48,981 --> 00:03:50,127 ~ Tell you what. ~ What? 27 00:03:50,650 --> 00:03:55,631 The winner can do anything he likes to the other. Right? 28 00:03:55,739 --> 00:03:56,445 Right. 29 00:03:56,447 --> 00:03:58,301 Anything! Right? 30 00:04:03,204 --> 00:04:04,537 Told you, Waite. It's easy. 31 00:04:05,685 --> 00:04:08,061 ~ Well? ~ Well what? 32 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:12,315 What are you going to do to me? 33 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:15,006 Nothing! I won, that's enough! 34 00:04:16,154 --> 00:04:18,239 Come on, Scraggs, there'll be no hot water left! 35 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,458 For goodness's sake, Allen, what do you think you're doing? 36 00:04:30,293 --> 00:04:31,845 I can't wash properly, Brother. 37 00:04:32,044 --> 00:04:35,985 Get them on. You're disgusting, exposing yourself. Where's your modesty? 38 00:04:36,403 --> 00:04:40,552 If you're to be a little brother of Mary, you must learn your body is your worst enemy, Allen. 39 00:04:41,387 --> 00:04:45,327 Avert your eyes, you lot! The eyes are the windows of the soul and must be protected. 40 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:48,643 You must be on guard against all your senses at all times. 41 00:04:50,104 --> 00:04:53,001 You're preparing for a brotherhood which requires you to take stringent vows:... 42 00:04:53,941 --> 00:04:58,194 poverty, obedience, chastity. Hear that, Allen? 43 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:03,907 Chastity! If you're to carry them out, you must train yourselves now. 44 00:05:04,052 --> 00:05:08,683 Turn your backs on worldliness --- purge yourself of temporal temptations. 45 00:05:08,998 --> 00:05:11,164 Practice self-denial. 46 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,021 Self-examination, self-discipline! 47 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:16,753 So that you may be worthy of the call to be among God's chosen few. 48 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:38,004 Come on! 49 00:05:39,778 --> 00:05:42,467 ~ How long did it take you to read it? ~ Two hours. 50 00:05:42,989 --> 00:05:44,531 You're kidding! 51 00:05:44,741 --> 00:05:45,970 Carry on, brave soul! 52 00:05:46,701 --> 00:05:51,268 The one night, I discovered that Jan went with a man behind the chicken houses. 53 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,583 Oh, Walter! That could make us anything! 54 00:05:55,001 --> 00:05:55,681 Oh, yes! 55 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:58,107 ~ Go on, Timmy! ~ Come on! 56 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,442 Come on, Timmy! 57 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,450 � How much is that doggy in the window? 58 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:12,851 � The one with the waggedy tail. 59 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,040 � How much is that doggy in the window? 60 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:22,089 � I do hope that doggy's for sale! 61 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:26,425 � How much is that doggy in the window? 62 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:30,910 � The one with the waggedy tail. � 63 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:31,932 Watch that! 64 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:35,248 � How much is that doggy in the window? 65 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:40,023 � I do hope that doggy's for sale! � 66 00:07:49,363 --> 00:07:50,906 ~ Late again, James! ~ A few more minutes... 67 00:07:51,323 --> 00:07:52,865 Punctuality is a virtue, Brother. 68 00:07:57,038 --> 00:07:58,267 ~ Good morning, Jim. ~ Good morning. 69 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:01,062 ~ How much longer until the boys' bell? ~ Only twenty minutes. 70 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:02,605 I'm afraid I'm a bit late. 71 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:04,356 I've got to rush. 72 00:08:28,547 --> 00:08:29,460 He pissed his bed. 73 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,762 ~ Pissed the bed! ~ Pissed the bed! 74 00:09:35,446 --> 00:09:36,362 Wet the bed again, Allen? 75 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,157 Yes, Brother. 76 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,785 ~ You drink anything last night? ~ No, Brother. 77 00:09:43,204 --> 00:09:44,328 Are you sure? 78 00:09:45,268 --> 00:09:46,497 Yes, Brother. 79 00:09:47,437 --> 00:09:49,813 Hurry up and fix them. You'll be late for Mass again. 80 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:51,878 Yes, Brother. 81 00:11:00,696 --> 00:11:02,967 Fifteen lates and four untidies. 82 00:11:04,012 --> 00:11:05,033 That must be a record. 83 00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:09,495 ~ Gee, you're in trouble. ~ Shut up, Woody. 84 00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:13,437 Eggs and chops, please. 85 00:11:16,149 --> 00:11:17,336 Porridge again. 86 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,401 Leave that --- leave it! 87 00:11:40,819 --> 00:11:44,446 Let it set. You'll ruin anything, you scallywags! 88 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:48,617 "'Nor am I aware of it,' replied the Lord with a sigh. 89 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:54,310 "'But I should like to know whether you have any idea of the meaning of those words... 90 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,228 "'punching ball?' 91 00:11:57,627 --> 00:12:00,733 "'My knowledge of the English language has not improved, Lord,' replied Don Camillo..." 92 00:12:01,881 --> 00:12:05,300 That gives us 2x, and subtract those: x� from x�,... 93 00:12:05,406 --> 00:12:08,407 no remainder; 2x from 4x gives us 2x,... 94 00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:11,410 bring down the 4...Let's try that. 95 00:12:12,872 --> 00:12:14,517 Now 2 times x gives us 2x. 96 00:12:15,145 --> 00:12:18,250 Two times two, 4. Bring that across... 97 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:21,982 Subtraction: x� from x�: no remainder. 98 00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,238 Allen. Allen! 99 00:12:27,908 --> 00:12:29,627 You're an idiot, Allen. What are you? 100 00:12:30,389 --> 00:12:31,305 What are you, Allen? 101 00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,099 An idiot, Brother. 102 00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,207 Righto, that's enough. Come on, Westaway, you're no better. 103 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:43,546 Right, page 41, everybody. I want ten answers before the break. 104 00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:45,089 Come on, get to it. 105 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:58,727 Damn you, damn you, who the hell do you think you are? 106 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,835 Running away like shit off a shovel. 107 00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:06,714 Come back, you wave of curly thick ????. Come back you good-for-nothing coward! 108 00:13:11,095 --> 00:13:13,471 Righto, righto, come on, back to work. 109 00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,930 Hey, Casey --- what's the difference between Allen and a crocodile? 110 00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:36,994 A crocodile likes his bed in a river,... 111 00:13:37,204 --> 00:13:39,498 and Allen likes a river in his bed! 112 00:13:39,999 --> 00:13:41,018 Hiya, Tom. Hiya, mate! 113 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,231 A right boy your are, hey? 114 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:52,968 At your age, Smith, you may have noticed certain changes taking place in your body. 115 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,058 Hair growing in places it wasn't before. 116 00:14:00,561 --> 00:14:04,168 You may have been having what are called "wet dreams". 117 00:14:05,649 --> 00:14:08,130 ~ You know what wet dreams are? ~ Yes, Brother. 118 00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,342 Have you experienced it? 119 00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:17,159 Now these changes are called puberty. It's, um... 120 00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:19,683 nothing to worry about. 121 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,497 It's just your body growing into manhood, and... 122 00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:24,917 you're experiencing for yourself one of the miracles of life. 123 00:14:30,131 --> 00:14:31,152 What!? 124 00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:50,463 What's it about? 125 00:14:54,384 --> 00:14:55,197 Casey! 126 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:45,954 Come on, hurry up. 127 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,479 He wants to tell you about what you've just been doing. 128 00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,542 Funny, Casey. 129 00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:58,634 Take your hands out of your pockets! 130 00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:03,075 I don't know who was the more embarrassed, them or me. 131 00:16:03,077 --> 00:16:04,828 Have you finished with that, Brother? 132 00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:10,229 ~ I don't envy you, Brother. ~ I don't think it's necessary. 133 00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:12,774 Neither do I. We're not Jesuits! 134 00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:14,984 Well, you're certainly not. 135 00:16:16,444 --> 00:16:19,341 If I'd wanted to go into theology, they'd think one ought to become a priest. 136 00:16:19,447 --> 00:16:20,989 Priests or Brothers --- they're all the same. 137 00:16:21,094 --> 00:16:22,636 Slow eaters. 138 00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:27,933 My point is that if you dedicated yourself to the religious life, then that's what you should do. 139 00:16:28,039 --> 00:16:30,623 There's no one more dedicated than the Irish. 140 00:16:31,459 --> 00:16:35,294 But there's never been an Irish pope, has there, Father? 141 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,776 You're right, Mrs. Sullivan, that's the luck of the Irish. 142 00:16:37,987 --> 00:16:39,841 ~ That's true. ~ Luck of the Irish. 143 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:41,696 I've got lots to learn about teaching yet. 144 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,657 But you're teaching religion, also. 145 00:16:43,868 --> 00:16:44,992 That's a bit unfair, Frank. 146 00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:48,308 Not everyone who goes into business wants to be managing director. 147 00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:52,458 Not every politician wants to be Prime Minister, either. 148 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:55,774 That's laziness, or lack of ambition. 149 00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:59,715 Oh, come on, Frank. I think that all God would require of a man... 150 00:16:59,821 --> 00:17:02,093 is that he does what he feels he can the best that he can. 151 00:17:02,302 --> 00:17:03,740 Here's your sweets, Brother. 152 00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,430 We've got more than enough to do anyway,... 153 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,599 with university courses and study. 154 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:11,184 And I've got more than enough to do than stand around... 155 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,937 all day listening to this nonsense. 156 00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:15,939 Have you finished with that, Brother? 157 00:17:18,026 --> 00:17:19,151 The mind should be fully occupied. 158 00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:23,196 Discipline of the mind is the most important facet of religious life. 159 00:17:23,616 --> 00:17:27,659 ~ An undisciplined mind is... ~ "The Devil's Playground"! 160 00:17:35,377 --> 00:17:37,543 Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom, you want to wrestle? 161 00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:39,192 ~ Not now, Scraggs. ~ Oh, come on! 162 00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:40,422 Scraggs! 163 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,601 You got hair yet? 164 00:17:53,853 --> 00:17:54,768 A little. 165 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:56,521 So have I. 166 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,108 Funny stuff --- what's it for? 167 00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:00,870 I don't know. 168 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:06,469 You should see Tomkin --- I reckon he cuts it to make it grow faster. 169 00:18:06,678 --> 00:18:10,233 ~ Tomkin's warped. ~ Tomkin's is going to fall off. 170 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:11,536 He never leaves it alone, you know. 171 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,312 It's embarrassing, isn't it? 172 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,461 ~ Yeah. ~ It keeps swelling up. It won't go away. 173 00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,048 ~ You should leave it alone, ~ Oh, sure. 174 00:18:24,091 --> 00:18:28,970 ~ Hey --- you seen Mahoney? ~ No. ~ Oh, he'd beat Smith, I reckon. 175 00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:32,494 ~ You seen Mickey Smeall's. ~ He wouldn't have any. 176 00:18:32,601 --> 00:18:33,829 He would, I reckon. 177 00:18:33,935 --> 00:18:35,268 That lad Thomas has, and he's only twelve. 178 00:18:35,896 --> 00:18:36,915 Maybe he would. 179 00:18:39,837 --> 00:18:41,586 I wouldn't mind seeing Smeall's. 180 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,055 Hey --- did you see what Tierman did the other night? 181 00:18:51,786 --> 00:18:54,371 ~ No --- what? ~ Pretended he was sleep-walking. 182 00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:58,416 Nothing on. It was sticking right out. 183 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,253 He threatened to climb into Johnson's bed! 184 00:19:02,463 --> 00:19:03,693 Really? Oh, wow! 185 00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:12,326 Hey --- you want to wrestle? 186 00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:13,660 Huh? 187 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,080 No...no. 188 00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:24,567 "Devil's Playground." 189 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,698 I wish he'd play on somebody else's ground and leave me alone. 190 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:39,748 He ought to try Arnie for a change. He wouldn't have a hope. 191 00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:46,192 That guy is so pure he makes me feel like Saint Augustine before he got religion. 192 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:53,783 Saint Augustine --- hope for me yet, Jim! 193 00:20:03,064 --> 00:20:05,857 Ah, there's Sebastian again, talking to young Allen again... 194 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:07,817 confusing the poor little blighter. 195 00:20:09,279 --> 00:20:10,298 We ought to keep them apart. 196 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,511 He's too impressionable, that Allen. 197 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:20,476 He tries. He's got the right feelings. 198 00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:24,626 He's an untidy little bugger, though. 199 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:25,753 He's constantly got an erection. 200 00:20:27,004 --> 00:20:29,068 Talk about sex rearing its ugly head! 201 00:20:30,425 --> 00:20:33,009 It just about rears him off the ground permanently. 202 00:20:40,382 --> 00:20:41,434 Sex. 203 00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:53,821 What about you, Jim? Young blood in the prime of his pulsings? 204 00:20:54,239 --> 00:20:56,407 What tricks do you use to keep your bolter at bay, huh? 205 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:07,439 ~ Jim? ~ Not just at the moment. 206 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,366 Look at that bloody fanatic. 207 00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,142 What a prick! 208 00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:29,898 Pardon me, Brother. Would you mind explaining where you've been the past three days? 209 00:21:30,109 --> 00:21:34,569 Certainly, Brother Celian. With three big-breasted blondes in a brothel in Perth. 210 00:21:34,885 --> 00:21:36,530 Brother, really! 211 00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:38,802 Francine! 212 00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:40,681 That's beautiful. 213 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:43,788 If you were Francine, what would you be doing right now? 214 00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:51,274 I'd be crawling behind that hedge like vermin, trying to catch you rats imitating my mental deficiencies. 215 00:21:54,091 --> 00:21:56,779 It gets us all in various ways. 216 00:21:58,032 --> 00:21:59,500 It's not natural. 217 00:22:03,954 --> 00:22:05,496 It's not bloody natural. 218 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:11,940 Chess, Victor? 219 00:22:16,111 --> 00:22:17,445 Mmm, chess! 220 00:22:57,381 --> 00:22:58,297 Thomas! 221 00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:00,883 FitzPatrick! 222 00:23:02,866 --> 00:23:03,782 Turner! 223 00:23:04,409 --> 00:23:05,325 Reilly! 224 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:09,058 Smith! 225 00:23:10,624 --> 00:23:11,540 Allen! 226 00:23:13,836 --> 00:23:14,751 Thompson! 227 00:23:16,421 --> 00:23:17,337 Westaway! 228 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,236 Mahoney! 229 00:23:27,328 --> 00:23:28,358 Good news? 230 00:23:28,662 --> 00:23:30,414 Yeah, great! 231 00:23:30,727 --> 00:23:31,643 I got good news, too. 232 00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,438 ~ I've been accepted into Fidelity. ~ Have you!? 233 00:23:35,273 --> 00:23:36,816 ~ Yeah. ~ Not much hope for me there. 234 00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:37,941 That's 'cause you're always late! 235 00:23:38,776 --> 00:23:39,901 I can't help it. 236 00:23:40,632 --> 00:23:43,008 ~ I'm supposed to be at the old job now! ~ Hang on, I'll come with you! 237 00:23:43,114 --> 00:23:44,447 I've got something else to tell you. 238 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:49,431 It's all based on Saint Nigella. Hanson's is the founder. 239 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,582 This order started the same way, with just a handful of men. 240 00:23:54,521 --> 00:24:01,068 Hanson's wants it to be special: dedicated only to prayer, meditation, and penance. 241 00:24:02,946 --> 00:24:05,009 The mind will be the master. 242 00:24:05,533 --> 00:24:07,804 We need to...isolate pain.. 243 00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:11,016 Sort of separate it from yourself. 244 00:24:13,207 --> 00:24:16,833 We want to achieve purification of the body and the soul. 245 00:24:17,148 --> 00:24:20,461 To experience ecstasy, like Nigella did. 246 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,527 The true religious experience. 247 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:29,909 Discipline, control, concentration, and meditation. 248 00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:32,078 I've got to get going. Fitz will kill me. 249 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:35,081 Keep it quiet. We don't want anyone to know yet. 250 00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:36,625 Most of them wouldn't understand. 251 00:24:37,564 --> 00:24:39,106 ~ See you there tonight, then! ~ Righto! 252 00:24:42,005 --> 00:24:44,173 It's well, you're my mate --- nobody else'd put up with you. 253 00:24:45,530 --> 00:24:47,385 Keep the damned thing straight, will you? 254 00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:52,368 Don't push back! Just pull! Pull! 255 00:24:53,621 --> 00:24:54,642 That's it --- pull! 256 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,706 Get the rhythm --- that's it, Tom! 257 00:24:58,273 --> 00:25:00,960 ~ We're not bleeding cutting anyway. ~ Thank God for that! 258 00:25:01,692 --> 00:25:03,233 Just pull --- that's it! 259 00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:05,507 What are you going on to? Minding pigs? Gardening? 260 00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:08,092 ~ Haircutting. ~ Haircutting? Count me out! 261 00:25:08,198 --> 00:25:09,845 Thought you'd be my first customer. 262 00:25:09,951 --> 00:25:10,867 Not on your life! 263 00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,306 Come on! 264 00:25:12,932 --> 00:25:13,849 Ah, we're through. 265 00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:16,539 What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? 266 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,917 Yeah, I know --- two weeks! 267 00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:21,711 Two weeks too cold! 268 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:26,070 Hey, listen --- while I think of it:... 269 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:28,343 don't get tangled up with that Turner bloke, either. 270 00:25:28,552 --> 00:25:29,886 He's nuts, do you hear me? 271 00:25:30,199 --> 00:25:32,680 Go on, that's enough. Nick off to the lounge . 272 00:25:32,994 --> 00:25:33,911 ~ Thanks, Fitz. ~ See you later. 273 00:25:34,017 --> 00:25:34,515 See you, Fitz. 274 00:25:35,351 --> 00:25:37,518 Come on, you can do better than that! Come on! 275 00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:40,521 ~ Bring it over here. ~ Come on, bring it back! 276 00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:44,775 Play the ball, not the boy! 277 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,820 Allen --- to left wing! 278 00:25:49,552 --> 00:25:52,867 ~ You pigheaded idiot! ~ Back me up! 279 00:26:02,649 --> 00:26:05,650 Oh, come on, help me. 280 00:26:13,149 --> 00:26:15,118 Casey, over here! 281 00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,519 You all right, mate? 282 00:26:25,108 --> 00:26:26,442 Hey, you rat, Allen! 283 00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:32,782 Rules are rules and they've been rules for generations. 284 00:26:33,617 --> 00:26:36,827 ~ Discipline of mind, body, and soul... ~ It hasn't happened in ordinary colleges. 285 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,829 This is NOT an ordinary college. 286 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,126 The fact that the boys always have to keep their bodies covered, even in the shower... 287 00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:48,546 that's still unhealthy and unjust. 288 00:26:50,216 --> 00:26:51,653 Oh, come on. I don't believe that. 289 00:26:52,803 --> 00:26:55,699 It's not natural, it must breed sick attitudes. 290 00:26:56,431 --> 00:26:59,536 You know, they've already made the dictionary a dirty book. 291 00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:10,568 That's 18 years ago. It certainly wasn't me. 292 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:16,595 It certainly is. A harmless bit of titillation is transformed into pornography. 293 00:27:16,909 --> 00:27:18,034 They have smutty minds. 294 00:27:18,869 --> 00:27:22,080 Well, they're undergoing immense physiological changes. 295 00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:25,396 Strange things are happening as far as they're concerned. 296 00:27:27,378 --> 00:27:28,190 Bad luck, Brother. 297 00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:33,279 Obviously they are more than conscious of sex. 298 00:27:33,801 --> 00:27:35,447 Because that's what it's all about! 299 00:27:36,596 --> 00:27:38,554 Sexual awakening --- ripening! 300 00:27:38,973 --> 00:27:40,932 ~ Oh, great shot! ~ God's on your side. 301 00:27:43,853 --> 00:27:45,915 And they want to know if it's happening to others. 302 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,961 ~ How can they? ~ It's all so secretive, all covered up. 303 00:27:50,484 --> 00:27:52,548 This bit or that...it's unnatural. 304 00:27:56,303 --> 00:28:00,659 Ah, well --- it's a breeding ground for bloody poofters. 305 00:28:01,068 --> 00:28:02,307 You've been there, Frank, we all have. 306 00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:04,372 It's so stupid. 307 00:28:04,686 --> 00:28:06,175 It makes it all so unnecessarily important. 308 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:07,574 Come on, Jim, you've got a setup. 309 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:08,897 Well, change the rules. 310 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:10,649 But they weren't made for no reason. 311 00:28:10,963 --> 00:28:12,297 Break the discipline with masturbation. 312 00:28:13,278 --> 00:28:15,299 Don't tell me you don't think they masturbate now, Frank? 313 00:28:15,614 --> 00:28:18,117 They shouldn't be here if they can't control themselves. 314 00:28:18,929 --> 00:28:21,410 We should be tougher --- keep their minds occupied. 315 00:28:22,349 --> 00:28:24,517 Teach them self-discipline...that's what the rules are for! 316 00:28:25,456 --> 00:28:28,458 Discipline, training, to resist temptation. 317 00:28:30,649 --> 00:28:33,755 I think I'm going to need self-discipline to get out of this one. 318 00:28:34,454 --> 00:28:38,948 ~ Pray, Brother, pray. ~ What's so wrong with masturbation, anyway? 319 00:28:39,679 --> 00:28:43,201 If you don't do it yourself, well, it comes out of its own accord. 320 00:28:44,872 --> 00:28:47,352 You know, for years I fought against it. 321 00:28:48,918 --> 00:28:51,502 All you learn is to hate your body. 322 00:28:54,528 --> 00:28:58,884 You know, we're old men. Our religion is based on love. 323 00:28:59,928 --> 00:29:02,095 We spend the time hating ourselves. 324 00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:07,601 And another thing --- what if God isn't there? Heh? 325 00:29:09,271 --> 00:29:11,647 We'll hate ourselves then, won't we? 326 00:29:14,568 --> 00:29:15,588 Anybody care for a game of snooker? 327 00:29:18,718 --> 00:29:21,406 ~ There we are, Brothers! ~ Dedicated to the power of prayer. 328 00:29:42,678 --> 00:29:43,803 Harder! 329 00:29:49,330 --> 00:29:50,664 Harder! 330 00:29:55,774 --> 00:29:58,150 Welcome to our purification, Tom! 331 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:02,301 Come --- bare your despicable body! 332 00:30:03,657 --> 00:30:05,616 Let us beat out your evils! 333 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,098 Transcend pain with us... 334 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:10,579 to a true spiritual love! 335 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:12,748 You're bloody mad! 336 00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:14,188 Stop him, Brothers! Quick! 337 00:30:25,971 --> 00:30:28,346 ~ You better stop, Allen ~ Don't tell anyone, Allen! 338 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,890 ~ Head him off! ~ Stop, Allen! 339 00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:37,793 ~ Secrecy , Allen. ~ Promise, Allen! 340 00:30:37,899 --> 00:30:41,422 Or we'll cover you in birds' blood. Secrecy, Allen! Promise! 341 00:30:41,737 --> 00:30:43,070 ~ Someone's coming! ~ Run! 342 00:30:43,697 --> 00:30:44,822 What's all the noise here? 343 00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:48,242 What happened to you? You all right? 344 00:30:49,390 --> 00:30:53,851 Oh, not them! I told you to stay away from those fanatics, didn't I? 345 00:30:54,582 --> 00:30:57,376 They ought to be stopped before they go too far. They're mad! 346 00:30:59,671 --> 00:31:01,526 Haven't got much to say for yourself, have you? 347 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:03,591 You nut! Come on. 348 00:31:04,842 --> 00:31:08,470 One! Two! Three! 349 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,037 That's what I should do to you. 350 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:16,249 The your body would be just like your brain --- frozen solid! 351 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:17,479 Like yours, you mean! 352 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:23,401 Wouldn't want to fall in. Wouldn't last thirty seconds in there! 353 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,191 Do you ever worry about dying, Fitz? 354 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:45,568 No. 355 00:31:49,637 --> 00:31:50,970 I hope I die in a state of grace. 356 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,765 You? State of grace? 357 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,872 Probably die playing with yourself. 358 00:31:56,978 --> 00:31:59,249 ~ Quit it, Fitz. ~ Straight to hell! 359 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:00,792 Fitz! 360 00:32:01,107 --> 00:32:02,127 Oh, you'll be all right, mate. 361 00:32:03,276 --> 00:32:05,235 You're practically an angel, you're so holy. 362 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,134 You're always in chapel. 363 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,719 I don't know how you do it. 364 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,201 I get sore knees and run out of words. 365 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:17,768 There's only so much you can say to someone who's not around at the time. 366 00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:23,064 What do you do? Say the Rosary? 367 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,653 No --- just think. 368 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:33,220 It's quiet. I think. 369 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:40,081 Tell Him my problems. Ask His help. 370 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:46,837 Tell Him my doubts. Do you ever doubt, Fitz? 371 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,006 Sometimes. 372 00:32:54,431 --> 00:32:55,658 Hey, Scallan's gone, you know? 373 00:32:56,078 --> 00:32:57,620 Scallan? When? 374 00:32:58,038 --> 00:33:01,489 Today. Celian called him out of class this morning. 375 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:04,356 Told him to take his pin, and that was that. 376 00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:05,795 Whoa. What'd he do? 377 00:33:06,108 --> 00:33:07,234 Don't know. 378 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:10,758 He was a great bloke, though. 379 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:14,491 ~ Pretty clean, too. ~ Must have been something. 380 00:33:15,222 --> 00:33:16,346 We'll never know. 381 00:33:17,077 --> 00:33:19,454 It's really bad --- no explanations, no goodbyes. 382 00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:24,437 ~ Just take your pin. ~ Maybe he chucked it in? 383 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:25,564 Lost his vocation. 384 00:33:25,983 --> 00:33:27,628 ~ They'll never tell. ~ Maybe he had trouble at home. 385 00:33:27,735 --> 00:33:31,779 Maybe. They should be able to tell us. We're not idiots. 386 00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:35,407 Probably think it'll make us doubt. 387 00:33:36,452 --> 00:33:39,556 Yeah --- cut out the rotten fruit before it contaminates the rest. 388 00:33:39,768 --> 00:33:40,579 Load of rubbish. 389 00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,373 Must think our vocations are pretty weak! 390 00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:47,315 Just take your pin. 391 00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:53,029 Yeah. 392 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,492 Quickly and quietly! Quickly and quietly! 393 00:33:58,535 --> 00:33:59,661 Move on quickly. 394 00:34:00,183 --> 00:34:02,038 ~ Save us a place, Mick. ~ Haven't got a chance, Tom. 395 00:34:40,931 --> 00:34:44,246 Sorry, Turner. Hot water bottles aren't that hot. 396 00:34:44,351 --> 00:34:45,684 I put boiling water in it. 397 00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:47,749 Boiling water? 398 00:34:48,272 --> 00:34:49,918 Boy, it would burn your leg off. 399 00:34:50,023 --> 00:34:51,252 Didn't feel a thing. 400 00:34:51,566 --> 00:34:53,943 ~ I transcended it. ~ Ten minutes? 401 00:34:54,257 --> 00:34:56,632 You kept your leg on it for ten minutes? 402 00:34:57,052 --> 00:34:58,280 Yeah --- look! 403 00:34:59,325 --> 00:35:01,179 God, Brother, you're mad! 404 00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:04,912 Perfect meditation. With this sort of concentration, I could achieve any spiritual state. 405 00:35:05,206 --> 00:35:06,644 Ecstasy. 406 00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,917 ~ Now I'll see if I can endure cold. ~ Tom! 407 00:35:09,648 --> 00:35:10,668 Brother wants to see me. 408 00:35:15,257 --> 00:35:18,321 Be careful of following around fanatics. 409 00:35:19,824 --> 00:35:23,347 You keep your innocence, Tom. Be true to yourself. 410 00:35:25,308 --> 00:35:30,604 You've got a smile that'll take you half way around the world, Tom. Don't you lose it! 411 00:35:43,305 --> 00:35:44,534 Slow down --- you'll kill us. 412 00:35:45,161 --> 00:35:46,495 Well, we don't want to miss the bounce! 413 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,351 We only get to the footie four times a year. 414 00:35:48,873 --> 00:35:52,292 ~ Tom at full forward? ~ You bet! 415 00:35:52,398 --> 00:35:56,337 ~ Great! ~ I can't wait to get lost among that crowd! 416 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:58,194 Normal humans again. 417 00:35:58,925 --> 00:36:00,050 Well, are you normal? 418 00:36:00,363 --> 00:36:01,697 ~ Freak! ~ Well, almost! 419 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,265 Hey, why don't you join us, Frank? 420 00:36:06,371 --> 00:36:10,415 Yeah, it'll do you good. Have a bit of a yell, let off some steam! 421 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,458 Perfect. 422 00:36:11,772 --> 00:36:13,522 I'm going to have a nice quiet day. 423 00:36:13,627 --> 00:36:14,961 There's a great exhibition at the museum. 424 00:36:15,797 --> 00:36:19,111 Oh, yeah? Well, we'll pick you up at the post office, will we? 425 00:36:19,529 --> 00:36:20,654 Fine. 426 00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:21,780 What about six? 427 00:36:22,094 --> 00:36:24,366 Give or take an hour or two, knowing you. 428 00:36:24,992 --> 00:36:28,203 ~ Any chance of you being served there? ~ Not much! 429 00:36:30,262 --> 00:36:31,436 Here, Jim! 430 00:36:33,834 --> 00:36:36,628 ~ Can't you see that? You bloody mad? ~ Get off it. You're mad! 431 00:36:38,193 --> 00:36:39,318 ~ Cheers. ~ Cheers. 432 00:36:39,654 --> 00:36:41,903 ~ Kick it! ~ Get rid of it! 433 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,490 Great! Great play! 434 00:37:01,279 --> 00:37:03,029 Hey, hey, get off him, will you? 435 00:37:16,690 --> 00:37:19,169 Pride, they say, Brother, comes before the fall. 436 00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:21,026 I think he's hurt more than his pride. 437 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:24,551 Come on, let's move it! 438 00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:32,454 Oh, wow, look at those! 439 00:37:33,706 --> 00:37:36,082 ~ Would she be shaved? ~ I think it's painted out. 440 00:37:36,188 --> 00:37:37,835 Sure, it would be underneath, wouldn't it? 441 00:37:38,982 --> 00:37:40,003 Stop! 442 00:37:42,089 --> 00:37:43,736 Oh, you little bastard, Allen! 443 00:37:45,301 --> 00:37:47,260 ~ Give us my ball. ~ Piss off! 444 00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:49,325 ~ Give us my ball. ~ Piss off! 445 00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:50,868 Oh, give it to him, Westy. 446 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,515 Give us my ball. 447 00:37:53,559 --> 00:37:55,622 Righto. Get it, Piss-the-bed! 448 00:38:01,462 --> 00:38:02,796 ~ I've got it all worked out. ~ What? 449 00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:04,235 The endurance to cold. 450 00:38:05,593 --> 00:38:07,551 The lake --- at night! 451 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:09,616 Freezing! 452 00:40:40,493 --> 00:40:41,617 What a game, hey! 453 00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:45,872 The best. It was brilliant! 454 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:47,937 He's the best rover in the league! 455 00:40:50,962 --> 00:40:53,860 Hey. Cop that! 456 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:01,137 Would you like to... 457 00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:07,999 Give us a refill, thanks, man. 458 00:41:24,369 --> 00:41:28,101 Oh, this is doing me good! Doing me good! 459 00:41:31,439 --> 00:41:32,668 Here's what we need. 460 00:41:36,631 --> 00:41:37,860 Not bad in here, is it? 461 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:41,720 They enough beers, Madge? 462 00:41:46,807 --> 00:41:49,184 They killed them today. Really killed them. 463 00:41:50,123 --> 00:41:51,457 Yeah --- great match. 464 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:53,626 They even beat the umpire. 465 00:42:04,471 --> 00:42:06,012 Come on, Jim. 466 00:42:06,328 --> 00:42:07,765 Let's see how we go. 467 00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:10,246 Come on, what are you scared of? 468 00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:12,206 They won't bite. 469 00:42:17,213 --> 00:42:18,442 Hi, girls. 470 00:42:18,652 --> 00:42:20,402 Oh! Hi, handsome. 471 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,614 Mind if I join you? 472 00:42:24,032 --> 00:42:25,887 Please do. 473 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,834 What about your pretty friend? He shy? 474 00:42:35,669 --> 00:42:36,898 A bit, yeah! 475 00:42:37,317 --> 00:42:39,171 ~ Hey, come on, Jim. ~ Yeah, come on, Jim. 476 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,714 It's all right, mate, come on. 477 00:42:40,715 --> 00:42:41,840 We won't eat you. 478 00:42:50,705 --> 00:42:51,923 Hey, Jim! 479 00:42:52,456 --> 00:42:55,927 I need...I need some air. I'll see you in the car. 480 00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:03,257 Can't take it, these young blokes. 481 00:43:03,468 --> 00:43:04,696 Drink? 482 00:43:17,627 --> 00:43:19,272 Well --- what do you girls do for a living? 483 00:43:19,379 --> 00:43:21,545 Oh, we work around the corner in the factory. 484 00:43:21,861 --> 00:43:25,279 I'm a secretary. Madge here's in accounts. 485 00:43:27,366 --> 00:43:28,490 It's pretty boring. 486 00:43:28,804 --> 00:43:33,996 ~ Oh? ~ We'd much rather just live it up a bit. 487 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,166 Have a bit of fun. 488 00:43:36,687 --> 00:43:38,021 Yeah --- a bit of fun. 489 00:43:38,544 --> 00:43:41,963 A few laughs, a few drinks. Meet some interesting fellows. 490 00:43:45,196 --> 00:43:47,572 And what do you do with yourself all week? 491 00:43:51,118 --> 00:43:52,556 I'm a schoolteacher. 492 00:43:52,870 --> 00:43:57,540 Oh, so you'd need a bit of fun yourself, then. 493 00:43:58,375 --> 00:43:59,187 Yeah. 494 00:43:59,918 --> 00:44:00,835 Yeah, sure. 495 00:44:01,858 --> 00:44:06,027 How do you...what do you... 496 00:44:24,171 --> 00:44:25,400 Well, it's about time. 497 00:44:25,820 --> 00:44:28,717 God, Jim, they were serious. They nearly had me. 498 00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,719 It's the last time, Jim. I promise. 499 00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,054 It's the last time. 500 00:44:33,682 --> 00:44:35,119 Frank will be furious. 501 00:44:35,225 --> 00:44:36,766 It must be really late. 502 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,633 ~ Sober up. ~ Yeah, OK. 503 00:44:40,188 --> 00:44:45,275 OK. That was too close. It was close, Jim. 504 00:45:02,272 --> 00:45:03,293 Slow down, Vic! 505 00:45:06,943 --> 00:45:08,402 Look out, you'll kill us! 506 00:45:24,251 --> 00:45:28,087 We're not too bad. A few bruises, the back's a bit sore. 507 00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:29,839 The car must be a mess. 508 00:45:30,987 --> 00:45:32,425 Oh, yeah, you should see it. 509 00:45:33,781 --> 00:45:35,532 It's going to cost us a fortune, I'm afraid. 510 00:45:35,742 --> 00:45:37,284 You don't look too good. 511 00:45:37,806 --> 00:45:39,870 That's funny --- I feel wonderful. 512 00:45:41,747 --> 00:45:42,977 How are the others? 513 00:45:43,604 --> 00:45:48,273 Well, Brother James is all right. Francine's rather badly shaken up, I'm afraid. 514 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,276 We saw him go inside a minute ago. He looked a bit strange. Isn't he... 515 00:45:51,383 --> 00:45:53,341 He probably didn't see us, Dear. 516 00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:54,885 Probably. 517 00:45:54,991 --> 00:45:57,470 ~ Hi Mom, hi Dad! ~ Here's Tom. Well, I better leave you. 518 00:45:58,411 --> 00:45:59,430 Goodbye, Brother. 519 00:45:59,537 --> 00:46:00,765 Have a nice stay, Mrs. Allen. 520 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:02,205 Thank you. 521 00:46:02,695 --> 00:46:03,852 ~ How about this lot. ~ Hi, Tom. 522 00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:05,708 By golly, he's grown, hasn't he? 523 00:46:06,753 --> 00:46:07,795 How are you? 524 00:46:08,837 --> 00:46:09,963 What do you think about your Mum staying, eh? 525 00:46:10,798 --> 00:46:13,121 ~ That be good? ~ I'll say. Two weeks. 526 00:46:14,093 --> 00:46:16,156 It's more than a guest house . You'll have to have a look at it. 527 00:46:16,262 --> 00:46:17,595 It'll do you good. Won't it, Dick? 528 00:46:18,534 --> 00:46:21,432 Auntie Mary's due to have a baby soon. It might be twins. 529 00:46:21,641 --> 00:46:25,478 ~ Twins? Gee. ~ They think so. She's rather large. 530 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:26,604 Isn't she, Dick? 531 00:46:26,606 --> 00:46:27,626 Like a mountain! 532 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:30,211 Here, Dear, have one of these, something to keep you going. 533 00:46:30,422 --> 00:46:33,215 ~ I got a new bike. ~ Yeah, the lucky devil! 534 00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,174 Have you? A newie? 535 00:46:36,116 --> 00:46:38,609 No, it's Stevie's old one, I'll fix it up. 536 00:46:43,810 --> 00:46:52,651 � Tell me I may always dance... The anniversary waltz with you. 537 00:46:53,382 --> 00:47:02,640 � Tell me this is real romance,... An anniversary dream come true. 538 00:47:03,058 --> 00:47:14,506 � Let this be the answer to our future years,... Through millions of smiles and a few little tears. 539 00:47:14,923 --> 00:47:25,954 � May I always listen to the anniversary waltz... With you. 540 00:47:30,335 --> 00:47:31,564 God, I'm in trouble again! 541 00:47:36,535 --> 00:47:41,657 C = (F - 32) x 5/9 542 00:47:41,866 --> 00:47:44,764 He steeped himself in the rationalism of the Enlightenment... 543 00:47:44,870 --> 00:47:46,724 and the romantic philosophy of Rousseau. 544 00:47:47,977 --> 00:47:50,040 And you'll note that it starts in a circle at the top... 545 00:47:50,146 --> 00:47:51,896 those of you who listen to me in French class... 546 00:47:52,002 --> 00:47:55,629 will know it's called a cirque. 547 00:48:15,651 --> 00:48:19,173 This is Bryan Anderson. Bryan just started in accountancy. 548 00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:20,612 ~ Hi. ~ Hi. 549 00:48:20,718 --> 00:48:21,946 And this is Nigel Ryan. 550 00:48:22,157 --> 00:48:24,637 ~ Nigel's an actor. ~ A resting actor. 551 00:48:24,742 --> 00:48:25,680 ~ Hello. ~ Hello. 552 00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:29,829 ~ And over here, Miss Doyle... ~ Hello. 553 00:48:30,561 --> 00:48:31,589 and Miss Weatherhead. 554 00:48:31,798 --> 00:48:35,002 Hello. He's handsome, isn't he? 555 00:48:35,419 --> 00:48:37,379 Take after his father? 556 00:48:37,588 --> 00:48:38,088 Of course. 557 00:48:39,444 --> 00:48:41,612 Miss Doyle and Miss Weatherhead are in charge of the girls... 558 00:48:41,717 --> 00:48:45,553 ~ who are here on the Christian... ~ Christian Fellowship Association. 559 00:48:46,284 --> 00:48:47,514 Quite a job they have, too. 560 00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:16,584 ~ You know what you've been missing out on? ~ Quit it, Lynnette! 561 00:49:17,836 --> 00:49:18,857 I think so. 562 00:49:19,066 --> 00:49:20,192 Aren't you a bit young to know? 563 00:49:20,401 --> 00:49:21,943 I'm in fourth form. 564 00:49:22,570 --> 00:49:24,737 ~ Just because you're bright doesn't mean to say you know everything! ~ Quit it, Lynnette! 565 00:49:25,136 --> 00:49:26,051 You're only 13. 566 00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:28,637 Well, it's better you than me, that's all I can say. 567 00:49:30,411 --> 00:49:32,370 You won't be able to get married, have a family. 568 00:49:32,998 --> 00:49:35,373 There's a lot more to life than that, too! 569 00:49:36,939 --> 00:49:38,482 Vocation is a special thing. 570 00:49:40,463 --> 00:49:41,662 It's hard to explain. 571 00:49:42,736 --> 00:49:43,653 Not many people are so lucky. 572 00:49:45,322 --> 00:49:46,656 Lynnette! 573 00:49:48,013 --> 00:49:49,867 ~ Lucky! ~ Hang on, Nigel. 574 00:49:51,224 --> 00:49:54,329 ~ How did you get your vocation? ~ Did God send you a letter or something? 575 00:49:56,834 --> 00:49:58,062 Sorry. 576 00:49:58,585 --> 00:50:02,108 It was during Benediction. It's hard to describe. 577 00:50:03,673 --> 00:50:05,528 I sort of got carried away... 578 00:50:06,801 --> 00:50:08,740 ~ The atmosphere. ~ Yeah. 579 00:50:10,598 --> 00:50:13,181 ~ Once removed from God. ~ One thing about the Catholics, you know... 580 00:50:13,288 --> 00:50:14,933 their services are pure theater. 581 00:50:15,457 --> 00:50:17,624 ~ Wonderful. ~ You're a nut, Nigel. 582 00:50:18,980 --> 00:50:19,897 True. 583 00:50:20,107 --> 00:50:22,378 Lynette, you've had it --- I'm going to get you now! 584 00:50:22,692 --> 00:50:23,964 Girls! 585 00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:46,236 I'm going to get you! 586 00:50:49,052 --> 00:50:50,177 Given up, have you? 587 00:50:52,681 --> 00:50:54,014 It's so high. 588 00:50:55,370 --> 00:50:57,017 ~ That was fun. ~ Yeah. 589 00:51:41,644 --> 00:51:49,547 � It's whispered to me that you're wonderful, beautiful, heavenly... 590 00:51:49,652 --> 00:51:51,820 ~ � and that you're... � ~ Are you singing, Allen? 591 00:51:51,925 --> 00:51:53,676 ~ Yes. Brother. ~ I can't hear you. 592 00:51:55,137 --> 00:51:56,367 My voice has dropped, Brother. 593 00:51:57,306 --> 00:51:59,160 Are you sure you're not dropping it deliberately? 594 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:01,955 Yes, Brother. 595 00:52:03,311 --> 00:52:04,333 Yeah, well, very well, right. 596 00:52:04,543 --> 00:52:06,188 Well take it from the third and fourth lines, boys. 597 00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:08,044 Ready? One, two, three:... 598 00:52:08,464 --> 00:52:12,299 � It's whispered... � Oh, come on, come on, why aren't you singing now? 599 00:52:12,613 --> 00:52:14,780 ~ Good morning, boys. ~ Good morning, Father. 600 00:52:15,303 --> 00:52:17,017 I'm sorry, Father. I didn't see you there. 601 00:52:17,368 --> 00:52:18,388 Welcome back! 602 00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:19,723 It's good to be back, Brother! 603 00:52:20,663 --> 00:52:22,309 Well, all ready for the retreat, boys? 604 00:52:22,832 --> 00:52:23,748 Yes, Father. 605 00:52:24,479 --> 00:52:26,647 A retreat is a time for meditation. 606 00:52:27,586 --> 00:52:31,839 The silence isn't a hardship, penance has a purpose... 607 00:52:31,944 --> 00:52:34,634 it's there to rid you of all distractions. 608 00:52:34,947 --> 00:52:37,115 So that you can think and concentrate. 609 00:52:37,637 --> 00:52:40,743 So that you can examine yourselves...thoroughly. 610 00:52:41,474 --> 00:52:43,851 Three days' silence isn't a long time... 611 00:52:43,956 --> 00:52:45,186 when you consider the benefits. 612 00:52:46,751 --> 00:52:51,108 In the days before the retreat, I'll be available to talk to. 613 00:52:51,944 --> 00:52:54,528 As you can see, I'm quite a friendly chap,... 614 00:52:54,635 --> 00:52:56,802 with quite broad shoulders,... 615 00:52:58,054 --> 00:53:01,889 If there's anyone who has any problem he'd like to speak to me about... 616 00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:03,119 feel free. 617 00:53:08,127 --> 00:53:10,085 I find it hard sometimes, Father. 618 00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:15,175 I'm always in trouble for being late. Being untidy. 619 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,030 But you're trying, aren't you, Tom? 620 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,469 I am trying. 621 00:53:19,304 --> 00:53:21,681 I'd like to make this a vale to Our Lady if I can. 622 00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:23,954 Well, trying's the important thing. 623 00:53:24,267 --> 00:53:26,331 Keep trying, and pray to God. 624 00:53:26,645 --> 00:53:27,979 He'll help you. 625 00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:30,001 I spend a lot of time in chapel, Father. 626 00:53:30,044 --> 00:53:32,107 I noticed that, Tom, that's good. 627 00:53:33,464 --> 00:53:35,215 Anything else worrying you? 628 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,260 Any problem you think you can't talk to anyone about? 629 00:53:40,513 --> 00:53:41,846 No. Not really. 630 00:53:42,995 --> 00:53:44,641 You don't sound sure. 631 00:53:45,685 --> 00:53:48,060 You can talk to me, you know, that's what I'm here for:... 632 00:53:48,584 --> 00:53:49,708 To help. 633 00:53:51,170 --> 00:53:52,127 Nothing, really. 634 00:53:54,589 --> 00:53:58,113 Do you have any...temptations you find hard to handle? 635 00:54:01,347 --> 00:54:04,453 ~ Bad thoughts, say? ~ No more than normal, Father. 636 00:54:08,103 --> 00:54:12,754 Do you have trouble with...playing with yourself? 637 00:54:15,694 --> 00:54:16,818 No, Father. 638 00:54:18,488 --> 00:54:19,613 That's good. 639 00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:24,180 I believe you have a problem with bedwetting. 640 00:54:26,370 --> 00:54:28,225 I've got something here that might help. 641 00:54:29,008 --> 00:54:31,436 It's water from the shrine at Lourdes. 642 00:54:32,793 --> 00:54:34,231 Lourdes water? 643 00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:35,670 Really? 644 00:54:39,008 --> 00:54:41,801 At the invitation of Brother G�rard,... 645 00:54:45,556 --> 00:54:47,047 ~ With red hair? ~ That's right! 646 00:54:47,224 --> 00:54:50,144 Extraordinary! I've known him for years. I was stationed with him... 647 00:54:51,187 --> 00:54:53,562 ...six years ago. He runs a marvelous community. 648 00:54:54,712 --> 00:54:56,566 Yes, you wouldn't get away with much with him, though. 649 00:54:57,506 --> 00:54:58,735 He's as tough as nails. 650 00:54:58,841 --> 00:54:59,860 He's got a great sense of humor, though. 651 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:05,053 ~ Remarkable man. ~ Yes, he certainly is. 652 00:55:07,036 --> 00:55:08,578 He's the reason I became a Brother. 653 00:55:08,787 --> 00:55:11,998 ~ Really? ~ He used to teach me when I was at school. 654 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:14,375 I thought he was wonderful. 655 00:55:17,818 --> 00:55:19,047 You're a bit edgy tonight, Frank. 656 00:55:20,195 --> 00:55:24,030 My word, I'm edgy. I very nearly lost my life because of you and your weakness. 657 00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:25,678 An experience I could well have done without. 658 00:55:25,742 --> 00:55:28,264 ~ Oh, let's not go through all that again... ~ Excuse me... 659 00:55:28,578 --> 00:55:30,224 But we were having a pleasant evening! 660 00:55:31,163 --> 00:55:34,479 I don't think Father Marshall should be subjected to our family squabbles. 661 00:55:36,356 --> 00:55:37,585 Sorry. 662 00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:41,110 Please, please, treat me as one of the family. I enjoy it. 663 00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:44,321 I should think so, too. I mean, where else could you find such wonderful company? 664 00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:45,969 Intellectual, witty, talented... 665 00:55:48,787 --> 00:55:50,953 That was a rather nice piece you were playing then, Brother. 666 00:55:51,059 --> 00:55:53,643 Perhaps Father Marshall would like to hear some more? 667 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:56,700 ~ Marvelous! ~ Yes, more please! 668 00:56:15,624 --> 00:56:16,644 How are the studies, James? 669 00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,586 Oh, managing. 670 00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:22,860 Managing!? He loves it! 671 00:56:23,705 --> 00:56:25,133 He's going to do very well, I think. 672 00:56:31,182 --> 00:56:34,392 You really love all this...brotherhood, don't you? 673 00:56:36,989 --> 00:56:37,916 Yes, I do. 674 00:56:41,149 --> 00:56:42,483 I belong here. 675 00:56:45,299 --> 00:56:46,633 Part of a community. 676 00:56:51,430 --> 00:56:53,181 Oh, I've got my weaknesses. 677 00:56:53,703 --> 00:56:54,933 As he knows. 678 00:56:58,583 --> 00:56:59,813 There's a lot here that troubles me. 679 00:57:01,899 --> 00:57:03,545 A lot of things I don't agree with, but... 680 00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:06,756 I'm a grass reed --- I'll go with it. 681 00:57:08,532 --> 00:57:10,281 Hopefully, I can affect some changes for the good. 682 00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:19,227 I'm good with the boys. 683 00:57:21,627 --> 00:57:24,524 I don't know --- it's a pretty hard thing to explain, really. 684 00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:32,114 ~ I'm off to bed. Good night. ~ Good night, Brother. 685 00:57:38,790 --> 00:57:41,271 Maybe it's because we're one big happy family. 686 00:57:46,798 --> 00:57:50,008 Hey, Tom. Would you like to go for a walk with us girls? 687 00:57:50,530 --> 00:57:51,448 Do you mind, Mom? 688 00:57:51,553 --> 00:57:52,886 No, go on --- the fresh air will do you good! 689 00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:55,680 Great, see you. Bryan, Nigel? 690 00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:58,996 I'm just about to move in for the big destroy. 691 00:57:59,415 --> 00:58:00,539 Oh, yeah? 692 00:58:20,143 --> 00:58:22,102 Hey --- it's starting to rain! 693 00:58:23,249 --> 00:58:24,687 We'll get saturated! 694 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:26,127 Let's head for that tree over there. 695 00:58:26,545 --> 00:58:27,566 Come on! 696 00:58:29,236 --> 00:58:31,715 It beats drowning. It's great, isn't it? 697 00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:32,946 Yeah, it's great! 698 00:58:35,763 --> 00:58:37,304 It's coming down in buckets. 699 00:58:37,724 --> 00:58:38,847 Did you get very wet? 700 00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:40,078 A bit. 701 00:58:40,497 --> 00:58:41,831 ~ You cold? ~ A bit. 702 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,942 I'm leaving tomorrow. 703 00:58:51,299 --> 00:58:52,216 I know. 704 00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:56,261 Will you write to me? 705 00:58:57,618 --> 00:58:58,743 Do you want me to? 706 00:58:59,265 --> 00:59:01,642 ~ Please! ~ OK. 707 00:59:02,768 --> 00:59:04,623 I'm not a very good letter writer, though. 708 00:59:06,293 --> 00:59:08,669 ~ I am. ~ OK. 709 00:59:10,025 --> 00:59:11,985 Well, you'd better pretend you're my cousin when you write. 710 00:59:13,758 --> 00:59:15,301 They check all our letters. 711 00:59:15,823 --> 00:59:17,052 ~ Would you rather I... ~ No! 712 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,534 Please write. 713 00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:25,561 ~ Bye, Dad. ~ See you. 714 00:59:25,667 --> 00:59:27,625 ~ Bye, Mom. ~ Bye, son. 715 00:59:28,878 --> 00:59:30,628 Bye-bye, son. See you soon. 716 00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:33,319 ~ Bye, Tom. Bye. ~ Be good! 717 01:00:28,895 --> 01:00:31,479 Lourdes water? Really? Show me? 718 01:00:37,112 --> 01:00:38,546 Looks just ordinary water to me. 719 01:00:39,593 --> 01:00:41,656 ~ Father Marshall gave it to me. ~ What for? 720 01:00:42,805 --> 01:00:43,929 To cure my problem. 721 01:00:45,494 --> 01:00:46,724 What, whacking off? 722 01:00:47,038 --> 01:00:48,058 Wetting the bed. 723 01:00:48,966 --> 01:00:51,895 ~ What do you do? ~ Put a drop on your tongue every night... 724 01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:53,856 ~ and say a prayer to Our Lady... ~ On your tongue? 725 01:00:55,212 --> 01:00:59,403 You should put it on your dick. Stop all the pissing and the pulling! 726 01:00:59,779 --> 01:01:00,696 Shut up, Fitz! 727 01:01:01,322 --> 01:01:02,447 The weird and the whacking... 728 01:01:02,553 --> 01:01:04,929 ~ Quit it, Fitz! ~ Flowing and the blowing... 729 01:01:06,286 --> 01:01:11,164 Now quit making that row. Now get on with it. Where's the milk? 730 01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:14,063 Look at those peelings, all over the place! 731 01:01:16,359 --> 01:01:18,630 You two boys, you can't do anything right! 732 01:01:22,699 --> 01:01:23,843 Keep still. 733 01:01:24,242 --> 01:01:25,158 This better be good, Allen. 734 01:01:26,097 --> 01:01:27,431 Don't worry, it's beautiful. 735 01:01:27,537 --> 01:01:29,599 You're the first solo, it's got to be beautiful. 736 01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:32,394 ~ Ouch! ~ Sorry --- forgot to keep the clippers going. 737 01:01:33,959 --> 01:01:35,710 No nicks, right? 738 01:01:36,337 --> 01:01:38,401 There was a little. I'm fixing up, it won't be long. 739 01:01:39,652 --> 01:01:41,612 Take your time, it's only been half an hour. 740 01:01:41,925 --> 01:01:42,946 Keep still. 741 01:01:45,763 --> 01:01:48,660 There! Perfectly straight! No nicks --- look! 742 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,185 ~ It's beautiful! ~ Oh, hell, Allen! 743 01:01:57,816 --> 01:02:03,007 Without exception, death will come to each and every one of us. 744 01:02:04,261 --> 01:02:08,512 The clods of earth will rattle on each of our coffins. 745 01:02:09,870 --> 01:02:15,061 The body we pamper will become a city of corruption. 746 01:02:16,314 --> 01:02:18,377 A horror under the earth. 747 01:02:19,525 --> 01:02:23,673 Our own mothers could not bear to look upon it. 748 01:02:24,823 --> 01:02:30,951 If we are saved, our bodies will rise again, free and glorious, when Christ comes. 749 01:02:32,288 --> 01:02:36,646 But if we lose our battle with temptation,... 750 01:02:37,585 --> 01:02:40,378 we know what our agony will be. 751 01:02:40,483 --> 01:02:48,803 Forever more, we shall be awash in the burning rivers of the dead. 752 01:02:49,012 --> 01:02:55,455 Forever more, the stench of hell, of the rotting flesh of the damned... 753 01:02:56,479 --> 01:02:58,125 will fill our nostrils. 754 01:02:58,542 --> 01:03:05,507 Forever more, our ears will resound with the screams of the tormented. 755 01:03:06,238 --> 01:03:14,140 Forever more, our pain will be like the pain of a man tied down, unable to move,... 756 01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:18,999 while one fiery worm eats at his vitals. 757 01:03:19,418 --> 01:03:22,315 The man screams for unconsciousness... 758 01:03:23,463 --> 01:03:27,090 but there is no unconsciousness in hell. 759 01:03:27,718 --> 01:03:31,762 The worm eats and eats and its work will never finish... 760 01:03:32,577 --> 01:03:35,056 but continues forever more. 761 01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:40,145 And what does that forever more mean? 762 01:03:41,190 --> 01:03:45,547 Imagine a sphere of metal, vast as the sun. 763 01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:50,635 Imagine that once every ten thousand years... 764 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:55,411 a sparrow should visit it and brush it with its wings. 765 01:03:57,268 --> 01:04:01,000 When that ball had been worn to nothing... 766 01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:04,892 we would still be in hell! 767 01:04:05,150 --> 01:04:08,881 We would still be the howling damned... 768 01:04:08,988 --> 01:04:12,093 who do not see God's face! 769 01:04:13,658 --> 01:04:15,826 The retreat has begun. 770 01:07:44,082 --> 01:07:47,157 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It is one week since my confession. 771 01:07:47,263 --> 01:07:49,847 ~ Yes... ~ Father, I have... 772 01:07:49,953 --> 01:07:52,432 Yes, come on, lad. You don't have to be shy with me. 773 01:07:53,467 --> 01:07:55,227 ~ It's not easy. ~ Well, what's the matter? 774 01:07:55,334 --> 01:07:57,083 Have you been abusing yourself, have you? 775 01:07:57,189 --> 01:07:58,835 No good trying to hide it if you have. 776 01:07:59,671 --> 01:08:02,568 ~ It's more than that, Father. ~ Oh, don't be so ridiculous, lad. 777 01:08:02,674 --> 01:08:04,946 Whatever it is, tell me and have done with it. 778 01:08:05,677 --> 01:08:10,243 I...I've made 17 bad confessions and 119 bad communions. 779 01:08:10,348 --> 01:08:12,411 You what? How could you? 780 01:08:13,038 --> 01:08:14,163 You're imagining it! 781 01:08:14,373 --> 01:08:17,270 Stop wasting my time with your silly scruples and let's get on with it. 782 01:08:17,334 --> 01:08:20,587 It's not scruples, Father. I've been abusing myself and I haven't confessed it. 783 01:08:21,212 --> 01:08:23,380 Rubbish. What are you talking about? Why? 784 01:08:24,528 --> 01:08:26,070 Because I'm scared, Father. 785 01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:28,031 Scared? Scared of what? 786 01:08:28,762 --> 01:08:29,991 Scared of you, Father. 787 01:08:30,826 --> 01:08:32,681 Scared of me? Why? 788 01:08:32,996 --> 01:08:35,371 Rubbish! How often do these acts occur? 789 01:08:36,207 --> 01:08:39,000 ~ Two or three times... ~ Two or three times a week? 790 01:08:39,315 --> 01:08:40,648 You better get ahold of yourself, me lad! 791 01:08:40,858 --> 01:08:43,233 ~ A day, Father. ~ A day? 792 01:08:44,173 --> 01:08:47,383 You're wasting my time. You're too old for this sort of nonsense. 793 01:08:48,606 --> 01:08:52,263 I'm going to absolve you now. And don't you be coming in here with such nonsense again! 794 01:08:52,474 --> 01:08:53,807 Scared of me, indeed! 795 01:08:53,912 --> 01:08:57,122 You'll be saying three decades of the Rosary as penance,... 796 01:08:57,437 --> 01:09:00,543 and praying to Our Lady to keep you pure. And stop telling me lies! 797 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:03,441 Say the Act of Contrition now, and be off with you! 798 01:09:03,546 --> 01:09:04,358 Quick! 799 01:11:18,865 --> 01:11:20,137 Oh, no, I'm soaking wet! 800 01:11:20,928 --> 01:11:26,016 I am sure you all have a great future ahead of you in the religious life. 801 01:11:27,478 --> 01:11:30,063 If you've used the last three days wisely and well... 802 01:11:30,273 --> 01:11:33,795 then the retreat should have been of real value to you. 803 01:11:34,318 --> 01:11:36,484 It should have helped you gain confidence in yourself... 804 01:11:36,593 --> 01:11:39,488 and strength in your vocation. 805 01:11:40,221 --> 01:11:42,699 But it must not end there, of course. 806 01:11:45,203 --> 01:11:49,144 That's about all. I've enjoyed being with you. 807 01:11:50,085 --> 01:11:53,084 I'd give my right arm to stay longer. 808 01:11:53,401 --> 01:11:57,332 By the way, boys --- if any of you become missionaries... 809 01:11:57,758 --> 01:11:59,614 never say that to a cannibal. 810 01:12:00,553 --> 01:12:02,826 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen. 811 01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:09,790 Bless us, oh Lord, and these Thy gifts which of Thy bounty we are about to receive. Through Christ our Lord. 812 01:12:09,895 --> 01:12:11,751 Amen!! 813 01:13:03,469 --> 01:13:06,053 ~ Yes, Tom? ~ Would it be all right if I drank tonight, Brother? 814 01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:10,307 You haven't shown any improvement at all. 815 01:13:10,830 --> 01:13:12,268 The doctor says it doesn't help. 816 01:13:12,477 --> 01:13:14,332 It makes it worse. It makes me more conscious... 817 01:13:14,437 --> 01:13:17,231 ~ We've been through all that. ~ But it's a feast. 818 01:13:17,544 --> 01:13:21,902 ~ The others will think I'm stupid if I can't... ~ Offer it up as an extra-special penance, Tom. 819 01:13:22,007 --> 01:13:23,862 ~ But, Brother... ~ Off you go now. 820 01:13:28,244 --> 01:13:31,453 Tom! That way. 821 01:13:43,968 --> 01:13:45,717 ~ Have a drink, mate. ~ I'd better not. 822 01:13:46,032 --> 01:13:47,156 James isn't looking. 823 01:13:47,783 --> 01:13:49,012 Thanks anyway, Fitz. 824 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:52,327 I can't. I bloody can't. 825 01:13:52,538 --> 01:13:55,122 Come on, Tom. Have some! 826 01:13:55,958 --> 01:13:59,377 ~ Better not. ~ What's the matter? Not allowed! 827 01:14:02,610 --> 01:14:03,527 It's getting crook. 828 01:14:16,979 --> 01:14:19,042 Come on, wrestle. If you beat me, you beat me. 829 01:14:19,148 --> 01:14:21,210 Peter, bloody get off me. 830 01:14:22,265 --> 01:14:24,109 Ah! Come on! 831 01:14:24,423 --> 01:14:27,633 Come on, mate, it's only in fun. 832 01:14:28,574 --> 01:14:29,698 No, you're hurting me. 833 01:14:30,951 --> 01:14:32,597 Why don't you leave me alone? 834 01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:35,183 For God's sake, what do you want, Waite? 835 01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,143 Cut the bull and get on with it. 836 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:41,397 ~ You want to? ~ Come on. 837 01:14:42,338 --> 01:14:43,118 Really? 838 01:14:43,568 --> 01:14:47,090 ~ Come on. ~ You're hurting. 839 01:14:57,623 --> 01:14:59,582 Come on. I'm ready. 840 01:15:03,129 --> 01:15:06,338 ~ Come on. ~ Geez, Scraggs. 841 01:15:08,321 --> 01:15:09,237 Come on. 842 01:15:09,447 --> 01:15:12,450 It's all right. Come on, grab me. 843 01:15:14,327 --> 01:15:17,850 Come on. Grab me. 844 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:22,939 Now squeeze. 845 01:15:23,878 --> 01:15:24,794 Oh, harder. 846 01:15:25,004 --> 01:15:25,973 Harder. 847 01:15:28,841 --> 01:15:29,862 Hey, what are you doing? 848 01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:32,344 You, too. I've got to do you. 849 01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,560 Oh, squeeze! 850 01:15:43,481 --> 01:15:45,648 Harder! How is it? 851 01:15:47,422 --> 01:15:48,859 What now? What else? 852 01:15:49,382 --> 01:15:51,237 Nothing. This is it. 853 01:15:51,448 --> 01:15:54,136 You're kidding! Don't you want to be pulled? 854 01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:55,991 What? 855 01:15:57,349 --> 01:15:58,369 Pulled. 856 01:16:00,039 --> 01:16:01,372 What's that? 857 01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,897 You rub it up and down 'til stuff spurts everywhere. 858 01:16:06,532 --> 01:16:07,575 Spurts what? 859 01:16:08,631 --> 01:16:09,756 White stuff. 860 01:16:12,676 --> 01:16:15,262 I don't know. No. 861 01:16:16,722 --> 01:16:18,056 If you do it, do it properly. 862 01:16:18,369 --> 01:16:22,415 ~ I've never... ~ For God's sake! 863 01:16:22,728 --> 01:16:26,251 It could be dangerous. I've never... 864 01:16:26,356 --> 01:16:29,358 It's too warped. We'd better stop. 865 01:16:31,757 --> 01:16:35,698 Just what I expected. Can't handle it. 866 01:16:36,846 --> 01:16:38,701 You haven't got a single clue! 867 01:16:39,954 --> 01:16:41,912 You're a miserable prick, Scraggs! 868 01:16:54,946 --> 01:16:56,489 This letter to Miss Cochrane, Tom. 869 01:16:58,055 --> 01:16:59,075 Is she your cousin? 870 01:17:00,641 --> 01:17:03,746 ~ No, Brother. ~ Relative of any kind? 871 01:17:06,146 --> 01:17:07,166 No, Brother. 872 01:17:08,211 --> 01:17:11,004 Then what's this: "Love", Tom? 873 01:17:11,214 --> 01:17:12,442 And these kisses? 874 01:17:14,529 --> 01:17:16,280 They always do that, Brother. 875 01:17:17,533 --> 01:17:19,700 It's like starting a letter off with "Dear". 876 01:17:23,663 --> 01:17:26,978 Well...I think you'd better rewrite the last page. 877 01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:31,024 And I think this had better be the last letter. 878 01:17:34,153 --> 01:17:37,154 My, my, my. There's a gloomy face... 879 01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:38,489 that matches the day. 880 01:17:42,870 --> 01:17:44,829 Are you miserable, Tom, hey? 881 01:17:45,351 --> 01:17:46,268 Yes, Brother. 882 01:17:47,937 --> 01:17:49,896 We all have our troubles, Tom. 883 01:17:50,801 --> 01:17:53,003 Some a great deal worse than yours. 884 01:18:05,204 --> 01:18:08,519 You must stop worrying about not being perfect. 885 01:18:09,666 --> 01:18:13,607 Nobody can be, so stop worrying about it. 886 01:18:13,817 --> 01:18:16,714 Otherwise, you'll have a nervous breakdown. 887 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:25,451 If the life here troubles you too much, give it up. 888 01:18:27,226 --> 01:18:30,331 A lifetime's a long time to be unhappy, Tom. 889 01:18:32,106 --> 01:18:35,941 Hang on to life, Tom. It's supposed to be God's gift. 890 01:18:37,194 --> 01:18:38,944 Some gift, if it's just a misery. 891 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:45,076 Enjoy life, Tom. Make up your own mind about it. 892 01:18:46,015 --> 01:18:49,122 And don't be obsessed about rules and regulations. 893 01:18:50,269 --> 01:18:54,731 Half the rules they make here are unnecessary. And unnatural. 894 01:18:57,339 --> 01:18:59,611 You must do what's right for you. 895 01:19:01,072 --> 01:19:04,178 God Himself said, "Be for Me or against Me,... 896 01:19:04,283 --> 01:19:09,266 "but don't sit on the fence. He that is tepid... 897 01:19:09,371 --> 01:19:14,218 "I shall spew from My mouth." Or words to that effect, anyway. 898 01:19:18,631 --> 01:19:20,693 Help me back to my room, would you, lad? 899 01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:23,697 It's a bit far for old meat. 900 01:19:25,992 --> 01:19:27,012 That's better. 901 01:19:30,559 --> 01:19:33,352 All right, time's up. Hand your papers across to the center. 902 01:19:34,710 --> 01:19:35,938 Come on, hurry up. 903 01:19:43,655 --> 01:19:46,552 ~ Tough, hey? ~ Have you heard from the Postulants? 904 01:19:47,493 --> 01:19:48,930 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 905 01:19:51,017 --> 01:19:53,079 What you make of question 7? 906 01:19:55,897 --> 01:19:57,125 Hey, Westy, where's Turner? 907 01:19:57,649 --> 01:19:58,565 ~ He's missing. ~ Missing? 908 01:19:58,670 --> 01:19:59,900 Yeah. They reckon he's done the bunk. 909 01:20:00,213 --> 01:20:01,443 Turner? 910 01:20:07,512 --> 01:20:09,451 Now I'll see if I can endure cold. 911 01:20:10,286 --> 01:20:12,453 I'm going to swim it --- the lake! 912 01:20:12,976 --> 01:20:17,124 The lake. I didn't take any notice. I thought that... 913 01:20:17,230 --> 01:20:18,876 That's good, Tom. Thanks for telling us. 914 01:20:20,129 --> 01:20:21,671 God help him. 915 01:20:23,028 --> 01:20:25,091 He was convinced he could get across the lake. 916 01:20:25,509 --> 01:20:27,572 ~ He had some weird ideas that... ~ Thank you, Tom! Thank you! 917 01:20:29,659 --> 01:20:31,723 Yeah, further under, Phil, further under. 918 01:20:33,184 --> 01:20:34,412 Come here, you two, will you? 919 01:20:35,561 --> 01:20:36,790 Come on, hurry up with those blankets! 920 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:39,063 See if you can find me some long poles over there. 921 01:20:40,837 --> 01:20:42,691 OK, over the top, then back around. 922 01:20:51,243 --> 01:20:52,472 Come on, Jackson, keep moving! 923 01:20:53,036 --> 01:20:56,205 You boys, over there, move right around there, that's right. Keep looking! 924 01:21:09,761 --> 01:21:10,782 Over here! 925 01:21:19,336 --> 01:21:21,397 ~ Jesus save us! ~ Bloody hell! 926 01:21:28,905 --> 01:21:32,220 Secret society? New religious order? 927 01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:34,910 That's not all. 928 01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:41,145 Homosexuality. Sadism. Masochism. 929 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,067 Really sick. 930 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,904 How did you find out? 931 01:21:52,886 --> 01:21:56,618 Tom Allen told me. I can believe him. 932 01:21:57,975 --> 01:22:00,038 Gave him a pretty bad time, I'm afraid. 933 01:22:02,021 --> 01:22:03,250 Such a preposterous story! 934 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:11,987 My God, what have we done? 935 01:22:14,701 --> 01:22:18,014 Rules. Too many bloody rules! 936 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,183 You see, Frank? 937 01:22:22,792 --> 01:22:27,565 ~ It can't be true. ~ It's true, Frank! 938 01:22:28,505 --> 01:22:30,255 We questioned everyone, didn't we, Arnold? 939 01:22:31,509 --> 01:22:34,926 It's quite horrifying. The whole thing's got to be changed, and soon! 940 01:22:36,806 --> 01:22:38,869 It's just a few rotten apples, that's all. 941 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:42,706 Get rid of them, it'll be all right! 942 01:22:43,853 --> 01:22:46,230 ~ You'll see. ~ It's ,much more of a problem than that, I'm afraid. 943 01:22:48,004 --> 01:22:49,546 Too many bloody rules! 944 01:22:51,006 --> 01:22:52,132 There's too much protection! 945 01:22:52,967 --> 01:22:55,135 There's too much isolation, they're too introverted. 946 01:22:56,074 --> 01:22:58,867 They know nothing of the world, and they've got no chance of finding out. 947 01:23:00,432 --> 01:23:01,662 Everything out of proportion. 948 01:23:02,497 --> 01:23:07,688 ~ Mediaeval. ~ It's worked up 'til now. 949 01:23:09,775 --> 01:23:11,005 Has it? 950 01:23:14,029 --> 01:23:15,884 Well, look at us. There's nothing wrong with us, is there? 951 01:23:22,663 --> 01:23:28,480 Celian handled pretty well. He didn't dwell too much on the past. 952 01:23:28,586 --> 01:23:31,691 He talked a lot about future plans, possible changes. 953 01:23:32,736 --> 01:23:34,885 They all pitched in with suggestions. 954 01:23:35,217 --> 01:23:36,446 Some good ones, too. 955 01:23:37,073 --> 01:23:38,823 Really helped clear the air. 956 01:23:39,346 --> 01:23:43,600 He spoke of the possibility of combining the juniors as part of a normal boarding school. 957 01:23:44,852 --> 01:23:46,874 Yeah, they really liked that idea. 958 01:23:47,333 --> 01:23:49,293 I think they realize it'll take a while. 959 01:23:49,398 --> 01:23:50,940 At least they'll know something's being done. 960 01:23:55,216 --> 01:23:58,844 I must be off. I have to see how the concert preparations are going. 961 01:24:06,143 --> 01:24:09,040 They seem to be doing all right now, judging by the noise. 962 01:24:12,795 --> 01:24:13,712 Take care, my friend. 963 01:24:18,197 --> 01:24:22,867 What's this? For breaking the record for the shortest broad jump:... 964 01:24:23,494 --> 01:24:24,514 Compton. 965 01:24:28,582 --> 01:24:32,105 ~ Have to go on a diet I think, Jack. ~ God bless you. 966 01:24:35,547 --> 01:24:40,530 The 1953 open sprint champion: FitzPatrick. 967 01:24:44,598 --> 01:24:48,016 Won by the grace of a long nose, I'm told. And Brother Victor's keen eyesight. 968 01:24:48,331 --> 01:24:49,351 Congratulations. 969 01:24:50,291 --> 01:24:58,297 � It's whispered to me that you're wonderful, beautiful, heavenly... 970 01:24:58,403 --> 01:25:02,968 � and that you're mine, dear. 971 01:25:21,843 --> 01:25:27,451 � I'll take you home again, Kathleen... 972 01:25:28,391 --> 01:25:35,147 � across the ocean wide... � It's his favorite. 973 01:25:37,546 --> 01:25:40,235 His best friend dies, so he sings. How damned Irish! 974 01:25:41,174 --> 01:25:42,612 He's happy. He knows, now, so... 975 01:25:43,239 --> 01:25:48,534 He always knew! He could see right through us! 976 01:25:49,683 --> 01:25:50,703 He knew all our weaknesses. 977 01:25:53,311 --> 01:25:56,626 I hated his dotty, doubting senility. 978 01:25:57,670 --> 01:26:01,088 I hated him. But now I know I needed him. 979 01:26:02,758 --> 01:26:04,091 I need him now. 980 01:26:39,543 --> 01:26:46,925 � You will sit and watch the moon rise over Claddagh,... 981 01:26:47,864 --> 01:26:59,311 ~ � and see the sun go down on Galway Bay. � ~ He loved life. ~ He loved life! 982 01:27:00,336 --> 01:27:03,232 Well, he loved death. He couldn't stand living. 983 01:27:03,338 --> 01:27:04,775 Well, he hasn't much choice now, Frank. 984 01:27:05,403 --> 01:27:09,551 ~ So let's remember what he did love: Sebastian! ~ Sebastian! 985 01:27:11,847 --> 01:27:15,264 I hate life. I hate it! 986 01:27:16,831 --> 01:27:19,936 It's evil! Sick! Despicable! 987 01:27:20,146 --> 01:27:23,982 Flesh! The Body! Bunches of rules and discipline! 988 01:27:24,088 --> 01:27:27,507 Control the body! Despise and dominate it with your mind! Hogwash! 989 01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:31,969 The body dominates the mind! Clogs it to the very corners! 990 01:27:32,909 --> 01:27:35,181 The body doesn't lose --- it simply misses out. 991 01:27:36,016 --> 01:27:40,165 The body won't be denied. The body WON'T be denied! 992 01:27:41,105 --> 01:27:44,523 It keeps on fighting with the mind. It loses. 993 01:27:45,046 --> 01:27:47,422 Wins the struggle but loses everything else. 994 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:58,037 What else do you think of, Vic? Your mind is a cesspool of desire. 995 01:28:00,018 --> 01:28:03,542 And you, Jim? Even you, Arnie, I bet gets you, too. 996 01:28:04,899 --> 01:28:08,213 Sebastian knew! He's lucky --- he's out of it. 997 01:28:08,944 --> 01:28:10,799 We're not --- we're stuck with it. 998 01:28:15,596 --> 01:28:18,911 Give in. That's the only answer. Give in! 999 01:28:19,643 --> 01:28:21,080 Or lose your mind. 1000 01:28:32,864 --> 01:28:34,510 I've got a damned good body! 1001 01:28:35,450 --> 01:28:37,579 Nobody's looked at it for years, let alone touched it. 1002 01:28:39,183 --> 01:28:40,515 The body beautiful. 1003 01:28:41,769 --> 01:28:43,414 The body innocent. 1004 01:28:44,354 --> 01:28:52,883 It's done nothing. But the mind...it has! 1005 01:28:55,178 --> 01:28:56,198 It has. 1006 01:28:58,076 --> 01:29:03,580 It's sinned. Oh, how it's sinned! 1007 01:29:05,459 --> 01:29:10,024 Twisted, cowardly, perverted...disgusting sins. 1008 01:29:15,761 --> 01:29:22,307 I hate life. I hate it! 1009 01:29:31,901 --> 01:29:36,467 What's the matter? Sing, damn you! 1010 01:29:38,761 --> 01:29:39,823 Go on, sing! 1011 01:29:53,755 --> 01:29:55,715 Francine's left the order, you know? 1012 01:29:56,237 --> 01:29:57,466 I thought he'd just gone to hospital. 1013 01:29:58,301 --> 01:30:01,512 He did. He cracked up, apparently. 1014 01:30:02,347 --> 01:30:03,368 Not surprised. 1015 01:30:03,579 --> 01:30:05,015 He was really warped. 1016 01:30:05,226 --> 01:30:07,914 Warped? He was round the bend. 1017 01:30:09,063 --> 01:30:10,917 Like you, he had sexual problems. 1018 01:30:11,023 --> 01:30:12,147 Oh, funny, Fitz. 1019 01:30:13,817 --> 01:30:18,174 But he's had his first woman. If he marries that lot, he'll probably drown somewhere. 1020 01:30:19,114 --> 01:30:20,656 ~ What'll he do? ~ Teach, I suppose. 1021 01:30:21,805 --> 01:30:23,555 Pity the poor kids that get him. 1022 01:30:23,869 --> 01:30:25,619 He'll probably be worse than he was here. 1023 01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:26,642 He'd have trouble. 1024 01:30:35,402 --> 01:30:39,550 Eighteen years he's been a Brother. Be a bit of a shock to him outside. 1025 01:30:42,783 --> 01:30:44,012 What a life. 1026 01:30:45,369 --> 01:30:47,224 He worries me. I don't know if I can do it. 1027 01:30:48,789 --> 01:30:51,687 Could end up a nut like Francine, or a pisspot like Victor. 1028 01:30:53,252 --> 01:30:54,376 Victor's all right. 1029 01:30:55,942 --> 01:30:58,110 No one could be perfect. 1030 01:30:59,779 --> 01:31:01,425 There's no chance of me being perfect, mate. 1031 01:31:03,357 --> 01:31:07,244 It's the girls. Can't get them off my mind. 1032 01:31:08,601 --> 01:31:14,418 Hannibal, looking out, sees what he would take to be the normal square Roman phalanx. 1033 01:31:14,524 --> 01:31:15,752 Just like that, see? 1034 01:31:16,484 --> 01:31:21,883 This time, Scipio has made little holes in the phalanx like that. 1035 01:31:21,989 --> 01:31:25,512 So, when the elephants attack, and they come across here... 1036 01:31:25,930 --> 01:31:29,245 they go straight down the center. They take the least line of resistance, see? 1037 01:31:30,602 --> 01:31:32,561 Would you favor us with your attention, please, Allen? 1038 01:31:34,647 --> 01:31:35,564 Allen? 1039 01:31:36,920 --> 01:31:38,254 Oh. Yes, Brother. 1040 01:31:38,984 --> 01:31:40,214 Thank you. 1041 01:31:41,049 --> 01:31:42,696 So, in come the elephants... 1042 01:31:43,948 --> 01:31:46,637 ~ Where's Fitz? ~ He's gone. 1043 01:31:46,846 --> 01:31:49,014 Celian called him out of class. Told him to take his pin. 1044 01:31:50,162 --> 01:31:53,372 ~ Gone? ~ Liquidated. Just... 1045 01:31:54,103 --> 01:31:55,437 What'd he do? 1046 01:31:56,272 --> 01:31:59,066 Who knows? Probably had a cupboard full of warped magazines. 1047 01:32:03,030 --> 01:32:04,988 I can't give you his address, Tom. 1048 01:32:05,408 --> 01:32:07,783 It wouldn't be right for you to be in contact with him now. 1049 01:32:08,410 --> 01:32:10,055 It could harm your vocation. 1050 01:32:11,831 --> 01:32:13,110 He'll have different ideas, now. 1051 01:32:13,790 --> 01:32:15,332 Different ways of looking at things. 1052 01:32:17,210 --> 01:32:20,837 It could put bad thoughts --- unnecessary thoughts --- into your head. 1053 01:32:23,967 --> 01:32:26,031 I know he was your best friend, Tom, but... 1054 01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:31,953 well, it's best if you think of him as dead. 1055 01:32:34,665 --> 01:32:35,999 You'll pray for him, Tom. 1056 01:32:37,146 --> 01:32:38,584 That's the best thing you can do. 1057 01:32:41,193 --> 01:32:42,213 Why? 1058 01:32:48,261 --> 01:32:52,619 Nothing's right. I fuck up everything. 1059 01:32:55,852 --> 01:32:58,854 Hey, God --- are You there? 1060 01:32:59,272 --> 01:33:00,398 Where are You? 1061 01:33:02,483 --> 01:33:04,547 I pray, I ask, I try. 1062 01:33:06,008 --> 01:33:07,237 Where are You? 1063 01:33:09,428 --> 01:33:10,553 Where's the help? 1064 01:33:13,683 --> 01:33:16,684 Come on...show me You're there. 1065 01:33:18,980 --> 01:33:20,209 Answer me! 1066 01:33:21,253 --> 01:33:23,524 Answer just one prayer, even! 1067 01:33:24,465 --> 01:33:26,224 I want help, damn You! 1068 01:33:36,435 --> 01:33:38,392 Where you from? 1069 01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:39,937 Melbourne. 1070 01:33:41,398 --> 01:33:42,627 Long way from home. 1071 01:33:45,235 --> 01:33:47,663 I was visiting a school friend in Woody. 1072 01:33:50,948 --> 01:33:52,387 How old are you? 1073 01:33:54,827 --> 01:33:55,910 Thirteen. 1074 01:33:57,997 --> 01:33:59,956 Bit young for hitchhiking, aren't you? 1075 01:34:02,668 --> 01:34:08,485 ~ It's more fun than a train. ~ Don't look like you're having much fun to me! 1076 01:34:10,926 --> 01:34:14,095 Well, this is as far as I go along my way, son. 1077 01:34:19,414 --> 01:34:21,164 Thanks, Mister. Thanks a lot. 1078 01:35:09,024 --> 01:35:10,254 Are you running away, Allen? 1079 01:35:11,923 --> 01:35:13,048 Get in. Come on, get in. 1080 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:16,364 I don't want to. 1081 01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:17,803 Come on, we're going your way. 1082 01:35:18,848 --> 01:35:20,598 Hurry up, come on or we'll miss the curtain-raiser. 1083 01:35:35,509 --> 01:35:37,572 Couldn't get a lift with a nicer couple of fellows, Tom. 1084 01:35:42,579 --> 01:35:43,808 You all right? 1085 01:35:43,810 --> 01:35:45,143 Yes, thanks, Brother. 1086 01:35:48,377 --> 01:35:49,606 I knew you'd do it. 1087 01:35:50,962 --> 01:35:52,191 I said you wouldn't last, didn't I, Jim? 1088 01:35:55,530 --> 01:35:58,218 Hey, what do you think of our civvies? Pretty classy, hey? 1089 01:35:58,532 --> 01:35:59,866 Think we look human? 1090 01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:00,887 Yes, Brother. 1091 01:36:02,556 --> 01:36:04,099 Hey, why don't we take him with us? 1092 01:36:04,621 --> 01:36:06,476 What, the semi? Yeah! 1093 01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:08,957 Want to see the semi-final, Tom? 1094 01:36:09,064 --> 01:36:11,335 ~ Oh, yeah! ~ Righto, you're on! 1095 01:36:12,170 --> 01:36:14,964 Don't worry. We'll ring your folks and run you home afterwards, hey? 1096 01:36:17,052 --> 01:36:21,303 How about that? It'll keep Jim off the streets and out of temptation's path, so they say! 1097 01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:23,368 Keep you out of the pub! That's the groan! 1098 01:36:23,474 --> 01:36:24,494 Oh, no worries! 1099 01:36:25,330 --> 01:36:27,705 Tom's dad's good for a couple. He likes a drink, doesn't he, Tom? 1100 01:36:27,916 --> 01:36:28,936 I reckon. 1101 01:36:29,772 --> 01:36:33,606 ~ Like Tom at full forward? ~ We'll give it the gun! 1102 01:36:33,714 --> 01:36:36,798 Yeah, righto, what are we wasting our freedom for? 1103 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:39,196 We haven't got as much time out here as he's going to have! 1104 01:36:40,031 --> 01:36:41,365 Hang onto your hat, Tom! 1105 01:36:41,379 --> 01:36:51,635 Resynchronized by TixienfromParis