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The Venom - $5 million GTD Poker Tourney
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Come, come!
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Please!
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Aziz. Aziz.
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Aziz, light!
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Aziz, light.
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Good.
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We start again.
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"When the three planets are in eclipse,
the black hole, like a door, is open.
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Evil comes...
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...spreading terror and chaos."
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See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
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- Make sure you get the snake.
- Yes, I've got your snakes.
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I got all the snakes.
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When is the snake act
supposed to occur?
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Well, if this is the five...
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...and this is the one...
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Every 5000 years.
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So I've got some time, then.
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You bring them water.
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Good boy. I will take it to them.
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Go with God. Be safe from evil.
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You see here these different peoples,
or symbols of people...
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...gathering together the four elements
of life: Water, fire, earth, air...
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...around a fifth one.
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A fifth...
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...element.
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Forgive me, lord.
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They already know too much.
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Father.
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How are you today?
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- Well. You have some glasses?
- Of course.
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Father, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the most extraordinary thing.
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It's the greatest find in history.
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You must be parched.
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Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
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It's like a battle plan.
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Here, the good. Here, the evil.
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And here, a weapon against evil.
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I'm going to be famous.
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Then let us toast to your fame.
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To fame.
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Salute.
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You can't drink a toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
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This I don't understand.
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This could be something...
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...prehistoric.
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I don't know.
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But wait.
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Here.
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Look, look.
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They're here.
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This man...
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...this perfect being.
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I know this is the key. I know it.
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This divine light they talk about.
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What is divine light?
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Aziz, light!
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Much better. Thank you.
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My lord.
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Father, this is the most
unbelievable thing I have ever seen.
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Don't you think?
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Are you German?
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Lord, I know he was about
to discover everything.
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But there is no worry.
I was there in time.
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Priest, you and those before you...
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...have served us well.
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But war is coming.
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Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
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This...
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...is really amazing.
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The fifth element.
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Take the stones.
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My lord...
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...if you take the weapon,
we'll be defenceless when evil returns.
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In 300 years, when evil returns...
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...so shall we.
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Oh, professor.
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Professor.
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Don't move!
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I have a gun!
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Please, understand.
They're our friends.
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Friends?
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Father, they've killed the professor!
They're monsters!
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I'll explain everything.
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- You're with them?
- Look at me.
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I am your friend.
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- No, Father.
- Billy, look at me!
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Please, put the gun down.
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Billy, no!
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Hurry! The wall is closing!
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Here is your mission:
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Pass your knowledge to the next priest
as it was passed on to you.
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I will do as you command, but please,
hurry, you still have time.
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Time not important.
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Only life important.
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I will fulfil my mission!
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You can count on me!
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I will pass the knowledge
until your return.
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- Anything yet?
- No, sir.
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- Not even a temperature?
- The analysers have jammed.
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One shows a million degrees,
the others minus 5000.
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Let's see it.
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It's taking shape.
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Send out a probe.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the president
of the Federated Territories.
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On air with General Staedert
in 30 seconds.
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I saved this seat for you, Father.
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President on the line.
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We're in position.
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I have to address the Supreme Council.
Just the facts.
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There are no results from the chemical
and molecular analysis yet.
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All the calibres are overshot.
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We're initiating
thermonucleatic imaging.
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What you're saying is,
you don't know what this is.
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All we know is,
it just keeps getting bigger.
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Recommendation?
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My philosophy is shoot first
and ask questions later.
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I don't like uninvited guests.
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- All right, then, Staedert...
- Mr. President?
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Priest Vito Cornelius,
expert of astrophenomenon.
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I have a different theory
to offer you, sir.
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You have 20 seconds.
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Imagine that this...
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...thing is not anything
that can be identified...
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...because it prefers not to be.
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Wherever there is life,
it brings death...
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...because it is evil. Absolute evil.
- One more reason to shoot first.
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Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
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Shooting will only make it stronger.
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Probe will obtain objective
in five seconds.
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Growth rate is at 27%.
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Your theory is interesting,
but we don't have time.
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Time is of no importance.
Only life is important.
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You're right.
That's exactly what we'll do.
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We'll protect the life of 200 billion
of my fellow citizens.
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You may fire when ready.
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Up-front loading of a 1 20- ZR missile.
Marker lights on the objective.
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Its structure solidified on the surface.
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I think it's anticipating the attack.
That denotes intelligence.
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The most terrible intelligence
imaginable, Mr. President.
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1 20's loaded.
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The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded.
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- Staedert.
- Yes, sir.
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- I have a doubt.
- I don't, Mr. President.
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What happened?
Can you hear me?
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Staedert, what happened?
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- Did you destroy it?
- I'm about to, sir.
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The planet has increased
diameter by 200%.
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It's moving towards the ship.
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What do we have
that's bigger than 240?
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Nothing, sir.
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Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
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I don't want an incident.
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there.
Can you hear me, Staedert?
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Do you understand? Listen.
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This is the president.
That's an order.
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Do you understand me?
Do you hear me?
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Get out of there!
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Good God!
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Four a day.
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I'm trying.
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To quit is my goal.
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I'm up.
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All right, I'm up.
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God.
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Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
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- Hi, sweetie.
- I love you too.
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You haven't called me that
since basic training.
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- I was talking to the cat.
- Oh, yeah, I forgot...
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... you prefer your cat to the real thing.
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At least the cat comes back.
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Still pining for that two-timing slut?
There's millions out there.
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I don't want a million women.
I just want one.
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The perfect one.
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- It don't exist, major.
- Yeah, I know.
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- What?
- I just found a picture of you.
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- How do I look?
- Like shit.
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Must be an old picture.
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Bring me your hack
for a six-month overhaul.
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- Negative.
- ASAP.
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I don't need one.
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Who sat next to you for 1000 missions?
I know how you drive.
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Finger, I drive a cab now,
not a space fighter.
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Okay, so tell me. How many points
you got left on your license?
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Major, how many points?
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At least 50.
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Know what?
You gotta learn to lie better.
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See you tonight.
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Welcome to paradise.
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Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
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It's Ruby Rhod,
and I'll tell you live at 5...
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... the winner of the super- green
Gemini Croquette Contest!
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The winner will go with me
for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
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So tune in to Radio Cosmos.
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Don't watch all day.
It'll rot your brain.
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For a perfect world.
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- Give me the cash.
- Been here long?
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Long enough.
Come on, give me the cash.
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Is that a Z-140? Alleviated titanium.
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Neurocharged assault model.
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Good thing for me it's not loaded.
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- What do you mean, it's not loaded?
- You have to...
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...push that little yellow button
to load it.
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Take your time.
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Want me to...?
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There you go.
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Give me the cash!
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That's a very dangerous gun.
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Maybe you better let me
hang on to this one for you.
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You don't mind, do you? You sure?
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No. Take it. I don't need it.
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That's a very nice hat.
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You like it?
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God!
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Please enter your license.
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Yes, just a minute.
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Welcome on board, Mr. Dallas.
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Good morning. Sleep well? Me too.
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- I had a horrible nightmare.
- Propulsion 2-X-4.
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You have five points left
on your license.
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Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
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Have a nice day.
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Why not?
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You have 48 hours.
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That's the time it needs to adapt
to our living conditions.
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- And then?
- Then it will be too late.
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The goal of this thing is not
to fight over money or power...
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...but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.
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So you're telling me there's nothing
that can stop this.
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There is only one thing.
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The Mondoshawan have in their
possession the weapon to defeat evil.
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Four elements...
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...gathered around a fifth...
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...supreme being, the ultimate warrior,
created to protect life.
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Together they produce
the Light of Creation.
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Able to bring life to the farthest
reaches of the universe.
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But if evil stands there...
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Then what?
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Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...
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...forever.
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A Mondoshawan spaceship requests
permission to enter our territory.
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Give it permission to enter
with our warmest regards.
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Thank you.
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Permission to enter granted.
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Showtime.
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We are lost.
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Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
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Mr. Zorg's office.
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It's Aknot.
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I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
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The mission is accomplished.
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You'll have what you ask ed for
in a few hours.
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Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
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The attack was by
two unregistered warships.
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Close all borders and
declare a state of general alert.
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Try to contact the Mondoshawans.
We owe them an explanation.
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Three hundred years
of waiting, for nothing.
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Go get some rest.
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No.
261
00:23:01,889 --> 00:23:03,402
The Mondoshawan...
262
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:06,688
I am their contact on Earth.
They will come for me.
263
00:23:06,849 --> 00:23:09,409
This is government business.
I'll keep you informed.
264
00:23:12,209 --> 00:23:14,598
The rescue team has reported
from the crash site.
265
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,122
Any survivors?
266
00:23:16,289 --> 00:23:17,563
Only one.
267
00:23:20,689 --> 00:23:22,088
You call that a survivor?
268
00:23:22,249 --> 00:23:24,285
A few cells still alive.
More than I need.
269
00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:27,407
- Have you identified it?
- The computer went off the charts.
270
00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:30,288
Normal human beings
have 40 DNA memo groups...
271
00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,917
...which is enough
for any species to perpetuate.
272
00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:35,967
This has 200,000 memo groups.
273
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:44,760
- Sounds like a freak of nature.
- Yeah, can't wait to meet him.
274
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:53,803
You okay? Over here.
275
00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:56,040
Excuse me.
276
00:24:00,849 --> 00:24:03,238
General, I want to show you something.
277
00:24:03,809 --> 00:24:06,482
This is a normal human DNA chain.
278
00:24:06,649 --> 00:24:08,685
You, me, anybody, right?
279
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:10,123
Watch this.
280
00:24:11,169 --> 00:24:14,286
The compositional elements
of his DNA chain are like ours.
281
00:24:14,449 --> 00:24:17,566
There's simply more of them,
with infinite genetic knowledge.
282
00:24:17,729 --> 00:24:20,368
Almost like this being was engineered.
283
00:24:24,209 --> 00:24:25,562
Is there any danger?
284
00:24:25,729 --> 00:24:27,640
We put it through
the cellular hygiene detector.
285
00:24:27,809 --> 00:24:29,800
The cell is, for lack of a better word...
286
00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:31,728
...perfect.
287
00:24:32,969 --> 00:24:34,846
Okay, go ahead.
288
00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:36,681
Mr. Perfect better be polite.
289
00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:38,840
Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
290
00:24:39,289 --> 00:24:40,608
Activate it.
291
00:25:10,769 --> 00:25:12,122
Tissue processing.
292
00:25:25,249 --> 00:25:28,207
Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
293
00:25:33,889 --> 00:25:35,481
This is the last phase.
294
00:25:35,649 --> 00:25:39,608
The cells are bombarded by atoms
which forces the body to react.
295
00:25:39,849 --> 00:25:41,168
That means growing skin.
296
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,683
Wonderful.
297
00:25:47,889 --> 00:25:50,039
Reconstruction complete.
298
00:25:53,249 --> 00:25:54,762
Remove the shield.
299
00:26:02,849 --> 00:26:05,238
I told you. Perfect.
300
00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,603
Thermal bandages.
301
00:26:18,849 --> 00:26:23,001
I'd like to take a few pictures...
302
00:26:23,889 --> 00:26:25,242
...for the archives.
303
00:27:23,369 --> 00:27:26,520
- What's she saying?
- Activate the phonic detector.
304
00:27:39,169 --> 00:27:40,761
Is that thing solid?
305
00:27:40,929 --> 00:27:42,282
- Unbreakable.
- Good.
306
00:27:52,049 --> 00:27:53,482
If you want out...
307
00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:57,404
...you'll have to develop
those communication skills.
308
00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:15,963
General alert.
309
00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:42,922
Perfect.
310
00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:48,961
Ladder on 18.
311
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,158
Two men with me.
The rest in the main ventilation.
312
00:29:10,569 --> 00:29:11,684
This way.
313
00:29:45,689 --> 00:29:47,441
Lady, stay calm.
314
00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,122
This is the police.
315
00:29:49,609 --> 00:29:51,281
There's nowhere else to go.
316
00:29:51,449 --> 00:29:55,237
Slowly turn around
and put your hands on the floor.
317
00:29:55,409 --> 00:29:56,967
Do you understand me?
318
00:30:00,209 --> 00:30:01,483
She doesn't.
319
00:30:25,369 --> 00:30:26,961
I think we need a flying unit.
320
00:30:28,729 --> 00:30:30,242
This is the police.
321
00:30:30,409 --> 00:30:32,559
This is the police.
322
00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:34,725
We are processing
your identification.
323
00:30:34,889 --> 00:30:37,278
Put your arms up
and follow our instructions.
324
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,083
She has no file.
325
00:30:58,809 --> 00:31:00,242
She dove off.
326
00:31:12,649 --> 00:31:14,082
You just had an accident.
327
00:31:14,249 --> 00:31:17,127
Yes, I know I just had an accident,
you daffy bastard!
328
00:31:18,569 --> 00:31:20,685
You have one point left
on your license.
329
00:31:20,849 --> 00:31:22,282
Look out!
330
00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:23,677
Left!
331
00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:30,000
I can't believe it. Shit.
332
00:31:35,609 --> 00:31:37,042
Any survivors?
333
00:31:42,769 --> 00:31:44,248
Hi.
334
00:31:47,169 --> 00:31:48,318
Are you okay?
335
00:32:14,649 --> 00:32:16,002
Boom.
336
00:32:16,169 --> 00:32:18,524
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom."
337
00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,645
Bada boom.
338
00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:23,997
Big. Big bada boom.
339
00:32:24,169 --> 00:32:25,284
Big...
340
00:32:25,449 --> 00:32:26,962
...bada big boom.
341
00:32:27,129 --> 00:32:28,403
Big boom.
342
00:32:28,569 --> 00:32:31,208
- Yeah, big bada boom.
- Bada boom.
343
00:32:31,369 --> 00:32:33,678
Big boom. Big bada boom.
344
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,199
You're lucky you're not dead.
345
00:32:41,769 --> 00:32:43,760
This is a police control.
346
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,649
Please k eep your hands
on the wheel.
347
00:32:46,809 --> 00:32:49,687
You have an unauthorized
passenger in your vehicle.
348
00:32:49,849 --> 00:32:51,680
We are going to arrest her.
349
00:32:51,849 --> 00:32:53,441
Thank you for your cooperation.
350
00:32:53,609 --> 00:32:54,962
Sorry, honey.
351
00:32:55,129 --> 00:32:56,926
Looks like this is your ride.
352
00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:58,124
Open the door.
353
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,082
Do what they say.
354
00:33:04,169 --> 00:33:05,284
Sorry.
355
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:29,040
"Please...
356
00:33:29,289 --> 00:33:31,200
...help."
357
00:33:31,369 --> 00:33:32,882
I only got one point left on my license.
358
00:33:33,049 --> 00:33:36,644
I need that to get back to the garage
and get a six-month overhaul.
359
00:33:37,009 --> 00:33:38,488
You understand?
360
00:33:39,929 --> 00:33:42,238
Can you please
open the passenger door?
361
00:33:44,169 --> 00:33:46,160
Please...
362
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,440
...help.
363
00:33:51,049 --> 00:33:52,482
I can't.
364
00:33:57,049 --> 00:33:58,277
I repeat...
365
00:33:58,449 --> 00:34:00,485
...please open the passenger door.
366
00:34:00,649 --> 00:34:02,799
Yeah, yeah, sure.
367
00:34:02,969 --> 00:34:04,243
Why not?
368
00:34:17,849 --> 00:34:19,521
Thank you for your cooperation.
369
00:34:22,569 --> 00:34:23,843
Help.
370
00:34:25,289 --> 00:34:27,200
Finger's gonna kill me.
371
00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:36,402
Emergency! Emergency!
372
00:34:36,569 --> 00:34:38,161
One point has been removed.
373
00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:40,320
Yes, I know!
374
00:34:45,369 --> 00:34:47,121
This is so stupid.
375
00:34:48,409 --> 00:34:50,559
Assist in pursuit of yellow cab.
376
00:34:50,729 --> 00:34:52,321
Unit 47, we're on the way...
377
00:34:52,489 --> 00:34:54,081
...as soon as we finish lunch.
378
00:34:56,889 --> 00:34:58,800
Two golden menus.
379
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:04,320
I'm too old, too tired and too hungry
to go chasing some hot rod.
380
00:35:06,089 --> 00:35:07,602
Thank you so much.
381
00:35:11,049 --> 00:35:13,279
And I'm definitely too thirsty.
382
00:35:13,449 --> 00:35:15,519
Look out!
383
00:35:19,609 --> 00:35:21,042
We got lucky.
384
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:24,797
If they don't chase you after a mile,
they don't chase you.
385
00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:32,958
Maybe it's two miles.
386
00:35:34,289 --> 00:35:35,768
Hang on.
387
00:35:43,929 --> 00:35:47,604
Look, lady, I only speak English
and bad English!
388
00:35:49,889 --> 00:35:50,878
Run an ID.
389
00:35:53,529 --> 00:35:57,522
I'm all for conversation, but maybe
you can just shut up for a minute!
390
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:03,524
- He's got a scan blocker.
- Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
391
00:36:07,689 --> 00:36:09,281
I don't know what you did...
392
00:36:11,529 --> 00:36:13,918
...but they are really pissed off!
Hold on!
393
00:36:30,729 --> 00:36:32,481
We're safe for a while.
394
00:36:56,289 --> 00:36:58,723
You want to play soft?
I'll play soft.
395
00:36:58,929 --> 00:37:02,160
You want to play hard?
Let's play hard.
396
00:37:12,169 --> 00:37:14,399
If I get to the fog, we'll be all right.
397
00:37:16,889 --> 00:37:18,402
If we make the fog.
398
00:37:35,689 --> 00:37:38,487
How do they expect us
to find anything in this shit?
399
00:37:43,849 --> 00:37:47,683
We're just going to wait here until
things quiet down, if you don't mind.
400
00:38:00,969 --> 00:38:02,084
Shit.
401
00:38:11,049 --> 00:38:12,323
You okay?
402
00:38:14,249 --> 00:38:15,443
Priest.
403
00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:18,079
You don't need a priest,
just a doctor.
404
00:38:18,409 --> 00:38:22,482
- Vito Cornelius.
- What?
405
00:38:22,809 --> 00:38:24,401
Priest.
406
00:38:27,529 --> 00:38:28,518
Yes?
407
00:38:29,009 --> 00:38:31,239
I'm looking for a priest.
408
00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:34,048
The weddings are one floor down.
Congratulations.
409
00:38:36,249 --> 00:38:38,126
She's not my bride. She's my fare.
410
00:38:38,289 --> 00:38:40,120
She's looking for Vito Cornelius.
411
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:42,120
The phone book said he lived here.
412
00:38:42,289 --> 00:38:45,247
Yes, that's me,
but I don't know who she is.
413
00:38:45,409 --> 00:38:47,877
Nobody does.
No file, no ID, nothing.
414
00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:50,040
She's got a tattoo on this arm.
415
00:38:51,169 --> 00:38:52,761
Tattoo?
416
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:03,642
Fifth...
417
00:39:04,049 --> 00:39:05,243
...element.
418
00:39:10,609 --> 00:39:12,201
Finger's gonna kill me.
419
00:39:12,369 --> 00:39:14,929
- Hey! Wake up!
- Who are you?
420
00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,319
I brought the girl, remember?
The redhead.
421
00:39:19,489 --> 00:39:23,243
She just dropped in on me.
Started speaking this bizarre language.
422
00:39:23,409 --> 00:39:25,684
It's not bizarre.
It's the divine language.
423
00:39:25,849 --> 00:39:27,567
The ancient language...
424
00:39:27,729 --> 00:39:30,721
...spoken throughout the universe
before time was time.
425
00:39:32,209 --> 00:39:34,962
- He's a she.
- You noticed that.
426
00:39:35,809 --> 00:39:37,083
Yes.
427
00:39:42,169 --> 00:39:44,319
- It's a miracle.
- Miracle she's not dead.
428
00:39:44,489 --> 00:39:46,161
Not a moment to lose. Wake her up.
429
00:39:46,329 --> 00:39:51,449
But gently, because this woman is
mankind's most precious possession.
430
00:39:51,609 --> 00:39:53,201
She is perfect.
431
00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,003
Perfect.
432
00:40:05,729 --> 00:40:06,923
More dignified.
433
00:40:07,089 --> 00:40:08,602
Hey, lady...
434
00:40:08,769 --> 00:40:09,997
...wake up.
435
00:40:21,089 --> 00:40:25,002
You're right, I shouldn't have done that.
I was wrong to kiss you.
436
00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:26,761
He said to wake you gently.
437
00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:28,282
You're right.
438
00:40:30,689 --> 00:40:33,487
Just thought you might
remember me from the cab.
439
00:40:34,049 --> 00:40:35,164
Remember?
440
00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:36,358
"Bada boom"?
441
00:40:37,409 --> 00:40:38,922
"Big bada boom"?
442
00:40:39,329 --> 00:40:41,889
Boom. Big bada boom.
In the cab. Look.
443
00:40:42,049 --> 00:40:44,438
I drive a cab. This is me.
444
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,122
Korben Dallas.
445
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:48,362
Korben. You understand?
446
00:40:48,929 --> 00:40:50,999
Here. Take it, go ahead.
447
00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,919
You can call me
when you learn English.
448
00:40:57,249 --> 00:40:58,682
Just kidding.
449
00:41:01,009 --> 00:41:02,442
What is your name?
450
00:41:03,729 --> 00:41:05,003
You.
451
00:41:05,249 --> 00:41:06,682
Korben.
452
00:41:09,089 --> 00:41:12,126
Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai
Ekbat De Sebat.
453
00:41:13,089 --> 00:41:14,124
Good.
454
00:41:15,409 --> 00:41:17,001
That whole thing's your name?
455
00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:19,686
Do you have...
456
00:41:20,849 --> 00:41:22,043
...a shorter name?
457
00:41:24,929 --> 00:41:26,123
Short.
458
00:41:28,209 --> 00:41:29,403
Korben Dallas.
459
00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:33,643
Leeloo.
460
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:36,844
Leeloo.
461
00:41:37,889 --> 00:41:39,242
Korben, Leeloo.
462
00:41:39,569 --> 00:41:41,161
Leeloo, Korben.
463
00:41:58,289 --> 00:42:01,884
- You're sure she's a supreme being?
- Absolutely sure.
464
00:42:02,049 --> 00:42:03,402
Old friends.
465
00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:05,803
Yeah, you're right.
466
00:42:06,129 --> 00:42:08,689
- Ask her for my gun back.
- What's your name?
467
00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:10,124
Korben Dallas.
468
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,001
Thank you for your help.
469
00:42:13,169 --> 00:42:15,888
You've been kind,
but now the girl needs to rest.
470
00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:17,967
She's been on a long trip.
471
00:42:18,129 --> 00:42:20,279
I know. I was there when she landed.
472
00:42:21,169 --> 00:42:22,682
Wait, wait, Father.
473
00:42:22,929 --> 00:42:26,205
She said something
I didn't understand.
474
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:30,044
- What does "ekto gamat" mean?
- "Never without my permission."
475
00:42:30,689 --> 00:42:32,122
That's what I thought.
476
00:42:40,129 --> 00:42:41,721
I shouldn't have kissed her.
477
00:42:46,929 --> 00:42:50,524
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
I forgot your food.
478
00:42:52,049 --> 00:42:54,279
How about some nice Thai food?
479
00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:56,360
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
480
00:42:56,529 --> 00:42:58,838
Buddy, I'm waiting all day here.
481
00:42:59,089 --> 00:43:00,681
- Finger.
- Where is the cab?
482
00:43:00,849 --> 00:43:04,524
- Car's running fine. Purrs like a kitten.
- Fine. What "fine"?
483
00:43:04,689 --> 00:43:07,408
I know you.
"Fine" ain't in your v ocabulary.
484
00:43:07,569 --> 00:43:09,764
You can tell your old buddy Finger
what happened.
485
00:43:09,929 --> 00:43:11,408
What? You save the planet?
486
00:43:12,049 --> 00:43:15,724
You dinged the fender again.
That's it, right?
487
00:43:16,129 --> 00:43:19,405
I was on my way to see you,
and a fare fell in my lap.
488
00:43:19,569 --> 00:43:22,606
One of these big fares
you can't resist.
489
00:43:23,329 --> 00:43:24,603
How big?
490
00:43:32,689 --> 00:43:34,441
Five-nine...
491
00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:36,203
...blue eyes...
492
00:43:36,369 --> 00:43:38,280
...long legs, great skin.
493
00:43:38,609 --> 00:43:40,281
You know. Perfect.
494
00:43:40,609 --> 00:43:42,042
I see.
495
00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:45,884
And this perfect fare, she got a name?
496
00:43:46,369 --> 00:43:49,406
Yeah. Leeloo.
497
00:43:56,609 --> 00:43:57,803
What's she doing?
498
00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:00,847
Learning our history,
the last 5000 years that she missed.
499
00:44:01,009 --> 00:44:02,601
She's been asleep for a while.
500
00:44:14,369 --> 00:44:17,361
I know she's been through a lot,
but we don't have much time.
501
00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,598
You're right.
502
00:44:21,009 --> 00:44:22,362
Chicken.
503
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,723
Good.
504
00:44:27,009 --> 00:44:28,442
Chicken.
505
00:44:33,009 --> 00:44:36,206
I'm really sorry to interrupt you...
506
00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:37,722
...but the case...
507
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:39,722
...with the stones...
508
00:44:40,849 --> 00:44:41,884
...where is it?
509
00:44:44,089 --> 00:44:45,363
Stolen?
510
00:44:47,849 --> 00:44:50,409
Who in God's name
would do such a thing?
511
00:44:55,129 --> 00:44:58,246
Excuse me, sir. The council is worried
about the economy heating up.
512
00:44:58,409 --> 00:45:00,969
Is it possible to fire 500,000?
513
00:45:01,129 --> 00:45:05,361
I thought from a smaller company,
like one of the cab companies.
514
00:45:05,529 --> 00:45:07,281
Fire one million.
515
00:45:07,449 --> 00:45:09,440
But 500,000...
516
00:45:14,009 --> 00:45:16,398
One million. Fine, sir.
517
00:45:16,809 --> 00:45:18,481
Sorry to have disturbed you.
518
00:45:29,209 --> 00:45:31,040
It's for the Supreme...
519
00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:34,321
Sorry.
520
00:45:35,129 --> 00:45:38,565
I didn't know your size,
and I found you this makeup box.
521
00:45:39,449 --> 00:45:41,360
You just put it like that.
522
00:45:42,649 --> 00:45:44,719
Yes, there was a man with a limp...
523
00:45:45,449 --> 00:45:48,407
...came here a month ago
asking about the stones.
524
00:45:48,569 --> 00:45:50,002
Said he was an art dealer.
525
00:45:52,889 --> 00:45:54,561
What was his name?
526
00:45:56,409 --> 00:45:58,081
I'm so bad with names.
527
00:46:04,089 --> 00:46:07,445
- They really make her...
- Perfect, I know.
528
00:46:11,529 --> 00:46:13,008
What did she say?
529
00:46:14,609 --> 00:46:16,998
She says she knows
exactly where they are.
530
00:46:20,409 --> 00:46:24,084
My dear Aknot, how about
those two planes you borrowed?
531
00:46:24,929 --> 00:46:27,921
Aknot, is that you?
What an ugly face.
532
00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:29,363
It doesn't suit you.
533
00:46:30,089 --> 00:46:31,602
Take it off.
534
00:46:33,849 --> 00:46:34,964
That's better.
535
00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:36,847
Never be ashamed of who you are.
536
00:46:37,009 --> 00:46:38,408
You're warriors. Be proud.
537
00:46:38,969 --> 00:46:41,847
So what if the federal government
scattered you to the wind.
538
00:46:42,129 --> 00:46:45,007
What doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
539
00:46:45,169 --> 00:46:47,888
Your time for revenge is at hand.
540
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,447
The ZF-1.
541
00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:56,365
It's light. The handle's adjustable
for easy carrying.
542
00:46:56,529 --> 00:46:59,885
Breaks down into four parts,
undetectable by X-ray. Discreet.
543
00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:01,960
A word on firepower:
544
00:47:02,129 --> 00:47:05,519
Titanium recharger, 3000-round clip
with bursts of 3 to 300.
545
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,408
With the replay button,
a Zorg invention, it's even easier.
546
00:47:09,489 --> 00:47:10,604
One shot...
547
00:47:11,569 --> 00:47:14,720
...and replay sends every
following shot to the same location.
548
00:47:21,049 --> 00:47:24,359
And to finish the job,
all the Zorg oldies but goldies.
549
00:47:24,969 --> 00:47:26,004
Rocket launcher.
550
00:47:28,089 --> 00:47:31,126
Arrow launcher with exploding
or poisonous gas heads.
551
00:47:32,409 --> 00:47:35,003
Very practical.
Our famous net launcher.
552
00:47:36,409 --> 00:47:37,842
The always-efficient flamethrower.
553
00:47:42,049 --> 00:47:43,084
My favourite.
554
00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:47,926
And for the grand finale,
the all-new ice-cube system.
555
00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:59,440
Four full crates
delivered right on time.
556
00:48:00,249 --> 00:48:04,083
And what about you, my dear Aknot?
Did you bring me what I asked you for?
557
00:48:05,329 --> 00:48:06,967
Yes.
558
00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:13,681
Magnificent.
559
00:48:17,809 --> 00:48:18,798
This...
560
00:48:20,369 --> 00:48:22,485
This case is empty.
561
00:48:24,049 --> 00:48:26,165
- What do you mean, empty?
- Empty...
562
00:48:26,329 --> 00:48:27,921
...the opposite of full.
563
00:48:28,409 --> 00:48:31,287
This case is supposed to be full!
564
00:48:33,809 --> 00:48:35,288
Anyone care to explain?
565
00:48:37,369 --> 00:48:41,328
The Guardians gave the stones
to someone they could trust.
566
00:48:44,369 --> 00:48:46,325
Who took another route.
567
00:48:47,729 --> 00:48:50,448
She's supposed
to contact this person...
568
00:48:50,609 --> 00:48:52,088
...in a hotel.
569
00:48:56,089 --> 00:48:58,967
And she's looking
for the address. Easy.
570
00:49:00,889 --> 00:49:02,004
Dot.
571
00:49:06,209 --> 00:49:09,007
It's Planet Fhloston,
in the Angel Constellation.
572
00:49:10,769 --> 00:49:13,329
- We're saved.
- I'm screwed.
573
00:49:13,489 --> 00:49:15,719
You asked for a case.
We brought you a case.
574
00:49:15,889 --> 00:49:18,164
A case with four stones in it!
575
00:49:18,329 --> 00:49:20,524
Not one or two or three,
but four!
576
00:49:20,689 --> 00:49:21,838
Four stones!
577
00:49:22,009 --> 00:49:24,682
But what the hell am I supposed to do
with an empty case?
578
00:49:24,849 --> 00:49:26,965
We are warriors, not merchants.
579
00:49:27,129 --> 00:49:30,166
But you can still count!
It's easy. Look at my fingers.
580
00:49:30,329 --> 00:49:31,728
Four stones, four crates.
581
00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:34,642
Zero stones, zero crates!
582
00:49:35,449 --> 00:49:37,644
Pack everything up!
We're out of here!
583
00:49:40,049 --> 00:49:42,040
We risked our lives.
584
00:49:42,209 --> 00:49:45,997
I believe a little compensation
is in order.
585
00:49:47,409 --> 00:49:50,128
So you are merchants after all.
586
00:49:51,449 --> 00:49:54,009
Leave him one crate for the cause.
587
00:49:56,889 --> 00:49:59,528
I don't like warriors.
Too narrow-minded, no subtlety...
588
00:49:59,689 --> 00:50:02,761
...and worse, they fight
for hopeless causes, honour.
589
00:50:02,929 --> 00:50:05,682
Honour's killed millions of people.
Hasn't saved a single one.
590
00:50:05,849 --> 00:50:08,204
I'll tell you what I do like:
A killer.
591
00:50:08,369 --> 00:50:11,725
A dyed-in-the-wool killer,
cold-blooded, clean and methodical.
592
00:50:11,889 --> 00:50:13,800
A real killer picking up the ZF-1...
593
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:17,245
...would've asked about the red button
on the bottom of the gun.
594
00:50:35,089 --> 00:50:36,363
Bring me the priest.
595
00:50:38,809 --> 00:50:41,164
I got everything we need
to know about Fhloston Paradise...
596
00:50:41,329 --> 00:50:42,762
...and a blueprint of the hotel.
597
00:50:43,089 --> 00:50:46,081
Good work, my son.
Now to find a way there.
598
00:50:46,329 --> 00:50:48,718
It won't be easy.
There's a charity ball tomorrow.
599
00:50:48,889 --> 00:50:52,086
Flights are full,
and the hotel will be guarded.
600
00:50:52,249 --> 00:50:53,648
But there must be a way.
601
00:50:59,809 --> 00:51:01,037
I'll get it.
602
00:51:02,649 --> 00:51:03,638
Weddings?
603
00:51:06,169 --> 00:51:07,238
Not really.
604
00:51:07,409 --> 00:51:10,128
- Mr. Zorg would like to talk to you.
- Mister who?
605
00:51:10,289 --> 00:51:11,802
Mr. Zorg.
606
00:51:12,409 --> 00:51:14,604
Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel...
607
00:51:14,769 --> 00:51:15,758
...Zorg.
608
00:51:19,249 --> 00:51:21,319
It's nice to see you again, Father.
609
00:51:21,489 --> 00:51:23,764
I remember you now.
610
00:51:24,249 --> 00:51:26,717
The so-called art dealer.
611
00:51:26,889 --> 00:51:30,802
I'm glad you got your memory back,
because you're gonna need it.
612
00:51:32,849 --> 00:51:34,282
Where are the stones?
613
00:51:35,089 --> 00:51:38,286
I don't know. Even if I did,
I wouldn't tell someone like you.
614
00:51:38,649 --> 00:51:39,718
Why?
615
00:51:40,369 --> 00:51:43,441
- What's wrong with me?
- I try to serve life.
616
00:51:44,729 --> 00:51:46,321
But you only...
617
00:51:46,649 --> 00:51:48,526
...seem to want to destroy it.
618
00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:50,281
Father...
619
00:51:51,089 --> 00:51:54,161
...you're so wrong. Let me explain.
620
00:51:58,049 --> 00:51:59,960
Life, which you so nobly serve...
621
00:52:00,129 --> 00:52:02,802
...comes from destruction, disorder
and chaos.
622
00:52:02,969 --> 00:52:04,527
Now, take this empty glass.
623
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:07,283
Peaceful, serene, boring.
624
00:52:07,449 --> 00:52:09,201
But if it is...
625
00:52:10,009 --> 00:52:11,408
...destroyed...
626
00:52:15,289 --> 00:52:17,598
Look at all these little things.
So busy now.
627
00:52:17,769 --> 00:52:20,078
Notice how each one is useful.
628
00:52:22,929 --> 00:52:26,604
What a lovely ballet ensues,
so full of form and colour.
629
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:30,000
Now, think of all those people
that created them.
630
00:52:30,929 --> 00:52:34,444
Technicians, engineers. People who
can feed their children tonight...
631
00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:38,238
...so those children can grow up
and have children of their own...
632
00:52:38,409 --> 00:52:39,762
...and so on and so forth.
633
00:52:39,929 --> 00:52:42,807
Thus adding to the great chain...
634
00:52:43,289 --> 00:52:44,722
...of life.
635
00:52:47,089 --> 00:52:48,647
Water. Fruit.
636
00:52:48,809 --> 00:52:51,528
You see, Father, by creating
a little destruction...
637
00:52:51,689 --> 00:52:52,678
A cherry.
638
00:52:52,849 --> 00:52:54,646
...l'm, in fact, encouraging life.
639
00:52:55,129 --> 00:52:57,848
In reality, you and I
are in the same business.
640
00:52:58,809 --> 00:52:59,798
Cheers.
641
00:53:16,369 --> 00:53:18,325
Where's the robot
to pat you on the back?
642
00:53:19,889 --> 00:53:21,004
Or the engineer?
643
00:53:26,129 --> 00:53:28,723
Or their children, maybe?
644
00:53:37,369 --> 00:53:41,328
There, you see how all your
so-called power counts for nothing?
645
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:46,326
How your entire empire
of destruction comes crashing down...
646
00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:50,482
...all because of one, little cherry.
647
00:54:03,249 --> 00:54:04,841
You saved my life...
648
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:07,125
...and in return, I'll spare yours...
649
00:54:07,769 --> 00:54:08,838
...for now.
650
00:54:09,489 --> 00:54:10,763
You're a monster, Zorg.
651
00:54:12,689 --> 00:54:14,247
I know.
652
00:54:17,849 --> 00:54:20,568
Torture who you have to,
the president, I don't care.
653
00:54:20,729 --> 00:54:22,447
Just bring me those stones.
654
00:54:22,969 --> 00:54:24,721
You have one hour.
655
00:54:38,769 --> 00:54:41,647
It's gobbling up
all the satellites in the galaxy.
656
00:54:41,809 --> 00:54:44,403
Why in the hell
is it eating up all the satellites?
657
00:54:44,569 --> 00:54:46,287
We're working on it, Mr. President.
658
00:54:57,529 --> 00:55:01,488
The Mondoshawan deplore the incident
but accept our apologies.
659
00:55:01,649 --> 00:55:03,879
And the stones? Did you find them?
660
00:55:04,049 --> 00:55:06,279
- They weren't on board.
- What?
661
00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:09,168
The Mondoshawan never
fully trusted the human race.
662
00:55:09,329 --> 00:55:11,081
They gave them
to someone they do trust.
663
00:55:11,929 --> 00:55:14,807
Her name is Plavalaguna.
She's a diva.
664
00:55:14,969 --> 00:55:18,166
She's singing at a charity ball
in Fhloston Paradise.
665
00:55:18,329 --> 00:55:19,921
She has the stones with her.
666
00:55:20,129 --> 00:55:22,438
The Mondoshawans will help.
667
00:55:22,609 --> 00:55:25,646
All we have to do is send someone
to get the stones.
668
00:55:25,809 --> 00:55:26,798
Excellent.
669
00:55:29,529 --> 00:55:31,918
I want this operation to be
discreet as possible.
670
00:55:32,089 --> 00:55:34,125
No troops. No big operation.
671
00:55:34,769 --> 00:55:36,725
I want your best man
to go undercover.
672
00:55:36,889 --> 00:55:38,641
I have the perfect one.
673
00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:44,400
You got a message.
674
00:55:44,569 --> 00:55:46,446
Not gonna open it?
Could be important.
675
00:55:47,729 --> 00:55:49,685
Like the last two were important.
676
00:55:50,169 --> 00:55:53,320
First one was from my wife
telling me she's leaving.
677
00:55:53,649 --> 00:55:57,198
The second was from my lawyer
telling me he was leaving with my wife.
678
00:55:57,969 --> 00:55:59,288
That is bad luck.
679
00:55:59,449 --> 00:56:00,677
But grandfather say:
680
00:56:00,849 --> 00:56:04,159
"It never rain every day."
This is good news, guaranteed.
681
00:56:05,289 --> 00:56:06,278
I bet you lunch.
682
00:56:07,409 --> 00:56:08,637
Okay.
683
00:56:11,569 --> 00:56:12,684
Come on.
684
00:56:15,089 --> 00:56:16,204
"You are fired."
685
00:56:17,609 --> 00:56:19,679
Oh, I'm sorry.
686
00:56:25,289 --> 00:56:26,563
At least I won lunch.
687
00:56:26,729 --> 00:56:30,768
Good philosophy.
See good in bad. I like.
688
00:56:30,969 --> 00:56:32,607
- Hello.
- Korben, sweetheart.
689
00:56:33,129 --> 00:56:35,040
You got brok en fingers?
You can't punch my number?
690
00:56:35,209 --> 00:56:37,200
- Hi, Mom.
- Seventeen messages.
691
00:56:37,369 --> 00:56:40,679
Don't say your machine is
brok en again. They last 1000 years.
692
00:56:40,849 --> 00:56:44,205
Mr. Kim, you should go.
This'll take a minute.
693
00:56:44,369 --> 00:56:47,088
You don't feed your cat a croquette,
who you love more than me.
694
00:56:47,249 --> 00:56:49,479
- She didn't breast-feed you. I did.
- Goodbye, Mr. Dallas.
695
00:56:51,089 --> 00:56:52,522
Good fortune for you.
696
00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:55,522
You don't have a girl.
I'll never be a grandmother.
697
00:56:55,689 --> 00:56:57,919
- It bring you good luck!
- Yeah, sure.
698
00:57:07,569 --> 00:57:10,720
What are you talking about?
699
00:57:10,929 --> 00:57:14,524
No, all I want is an explanation.
I just got in.
700
00:57:14,689 --> 00:57:17,362
I just smashed my cab.
I lost my job. I got mugged.
701
00:57:17,529 --> 00:57:20,680
Besides that, everything's peachy.
Thanks for asking.
702
00:57:21,289 --> 00:57:23,678
Now, settle down
and explain this to me.
703
00:57:33,329 --> 00:57:37,481
If I'd won a trip, I'd know.
I would've been notified.
704
00:57:47,089 --> 00:57:48,204
I'll call you back.
705
00:57:51,689 --> 00:57:54,886
General, how nice to see you
in the 5000 block.
706
00:57:56,649 --> 00:57:58,128
Nice apartment, major.
707
00:57:58,609 --> 00:58:01,919
You've settled into a wonderful life.
Heard you lost your job.
708
00:58:03,209 --> 00:58:04,642
You heard that?
709
00:58:05,809 --> 00:58:08,164
Don't worry. I'll get another job.
710
00:58:08,329 --> 00:58:10,285
Don't bother. We have one for you.
711
00:58:10,929 --> 00:58:13,443
"Major Dallas, you've been
selected for a mission."
712
00:58:13,609 --> 00:58:15,679
- What mission?
- To save the world.
713
00:58:16,529 --> 00:58:18,247
"You leave for Fhloston Paradise.
714
00:58:18,409 --> 00:58:22,084
Get four stones from the diva
Plavalaguna and bring them back."
715
00:58:22,409 --> 00:58:24,764
- Any questions?
- Yeah, just one. Why me?
716
00:58:24,929 --> 00:58:27,841
- I retired six months ago, remember?
- Three reasons.
717
00:58:28,209 --> 00:58:31,997
One, as a member of the Elite
Special Forces Unit of the army...
718
00:58:32,169 --> 00:58:35,241
...you are an expert in the use of
all necessary weapons and spacecraft.
719
00:58:36,049 --> 00:58:39,121
Two, you're the most highly
decorated member of your unit.
720
00:58:39,289 --> 00:58:41,405
- The third?
- Of all the members of your unit...
721
00:58:41,569 --> 00:58:43,480
...you're the only one left alive.
722
00:58:44,209 --> 00:58:46,598
- Check your messages?
- I've had enough good news.
723
00:58:46,929 --> 00:58:48,203
Might be important.
724
00:58:50,889 --> 00:58:51,878
You're a winner!
725
00:58:52,049 --> 00:58:55,200
You've won the Gemini Contest
and a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two.
726
00:58:58,289 --> 00:58:59,563
Here are your tickets.
727
00:59:00,009 --> 00:59:01,647
You rigged the contest?
728
00:59:02,089 --> 00:59:03,408
Congratulations.
729
00:59:05,929 --> 00:59:07,567
You couldn't be more discreet?
730
00:59:07,729 --> 00:59:09,799
Old tricks are the best tricks.
731
00:59:09,969 --> 00:59:12,642
Major Iceborg will
accompany you as your wife.
732
00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:16,804
I am not going.
733
00:59:18,209 --> 00:59:19,198
Why not?
734
00:59:29,929 --> 00:59:31,362
Excuse me, general.
735
00:59:33,449 --> 00:59:35,565
Who is it? Who is it?
736
00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:39,847
- My wife.
- You remarried?
737
00:59:40,009 --> 00:59:42,807
Yes. No. I just met this girl,
but I'm gonna marry her.
738
00:59:42,969 --> 00:59:44,800
I love her,
but she hates the military.
739
00:59:44,969 --> 00:59:46,766
She knows the military
ruined my last marriage.
740
00:59:46,929 --> 00:59:49,602
She can't have anything to do with it.
If she sees you, she'll kill me.
741
00:59:49,809 --> 00:59:51,367
- Major...
- You gotta hide somewhere.
742
00:59:51,529 --> 00:59:55,078
- You've gotta help me.
- We'd love to, but where can we hide?
743
00:59:59,089 --> 01:00:02,126
- We don't have time for this.
- It's just for one minute.
744
01:00:02,329 --> 01:00:04,240
You have no idea
how much you're helping me.
745
01:00:04,409 --> 01:00:06,400
No idea... You have no idea.
746
01:00:06,569 --> 01:00:08,799
- I'm going to be happily married.
- Major! Major!
747
01:00:08,969 --> 01:00:11,119
- The three of us won't fit.
- Sure you will.
748
01:00:13,129 --> 01:00:14,767
Major!
749
01:00:15,169 --> 01:00:16,397
You're on my foot.
750
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:17,843
Major! Major!
751
01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,328
I'm really sorry to resort to this,
Mr. Wallace...
752
01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:29,047
Dallas.
753
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:32,326
We heard about your good luck
and need your tickets for Fhloston.
754
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:34,281
Is this the way priests vacation?
755
01:00:34,449 --> 01:00:37,441
- Not vacation. We're on a mission.
- What kind?
756
01:00:38,129 --> 01:00:40,199
We have to save the world, my son.
757
01:00:41,929 --> 01:00:44,966
- You're gonna save the world?
- Yes!
758
01:00:48,369 --> 01:00:50,405
Down there. Down there.
759
01:00:57,929 --> 01:01:00,363
This is a police control.
760
01:01:00,689 --> 01:01:03,078
This is not an exercise.
761
01:01:05,369 --> 01:01:07,599
Come on, get in.
For one minute, all right?
762
01:01:08,209 --> 01:01:09,608
Just stay here for one minute.
763
01:01:09,769 --> 01:01:12,647
- This is a police control.
- Don't touch anything.
764
01:01:12,809 --> 01:01:15,198
This is not an exercise.
765
01:01:15,369 --> 01:01:17,837
Can you please spread your legs...
766
01:01:18,009 --> 01:01:20,728
... and place your hands
in the yellow circles.
767
01:01:20,889 --> 01:01:23,039
- What are you doing?
- Saving you so you can save the world.
768
01:01:23,209 --> 01:01:24,437
Yeah, but l...
769
01:01:26,129 --> 01:01:28,324
I think this is the door.
No name, no number.
770
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:29,604
Let's see it.
771
01:01:34,129 --> 01:01:35,721
Are you classified as human?
772
01:01:35,889 --> 01:01:38,449
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
773
01:01:41,169 --> 01:01:42,284
I found him.
774
01:01:42,729 --> 01:01:44,208
Mr. Korben Dallas?
775
01:01:45,009 --> 01:01:48,479
Sir, can you put your hands
in the yellow circles, please?
776
01:01:51,569 --> 01:01:53,161
Smoke you!
777
01:01:54,129 --> 01:01:55,687
Wrong answer.
778
01:01:58,249 --> 01:02:00,968
The police control
is now terminated.
779
01:02:01,809 --> 01:02:05,165
Thank you for your cooperation.
Have a nice day.
780
01:02:05,329 --> 01:02:08,048
We got the guy.
Wasn't easy, but we bagged him.
781
01:02:08,209 --> 01:02:10,439
- Thanks for the tip.
- Glad to be of help, my friend.
782
01:02:10,929 --> 01:02:13,648
The guy's been arrested
for uranium smuggling.
783
01:02:13,809 --> 01:02:17,927
All I have to do now is go
to the airport, take his place...
784
01:02:18,089 --> 01:02:20,478
...and I'll be in Fhloston in four hours.
785
01:02:20,849 --> 01:02:23,079
Don't come back without the stones.
786
01:02:39,729 --> 01:02:41,321
Korben Dallas. We got him.
787
01:02:41,489 --> 01:02:42,558
Perfect.
788
01:02:42,729 --> 01:02:44,685
Akanit, take command.
789
01:02:45,289 --> 01:02:47,678
Go to Fhloston and get the stones.
790
01:02:47,849 --> 01:02:49,601
If Zorg really wants them...
791
01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:51,839
...he'll have to negotiate.
792
01:02:52,009 --> 01:02:54,443
Revenge is at hand.
793
01:02:57,609 --> 01:03:01,807
Oh, I am so sorry.
I forgot about the autowash.
794
01:03:02,289 --> 01:03:04,166
There's an autowash
in that shower.
795
01:03:09,649 --> 01:03:11,401
I'm so sorry.
796
01:03:11,809 --> 01:03:12,844
Autowash.
797
01:03:13,009 --> 01:03:15,728
Autowash, yes.
Autowash, in the shower.
798
01:03:17,289 --> 01:03:19,723
It's funny. I've met you twice today.
799
01:03:19,889 --> 01:03:22,767
Both times,
you've ended up in my arms.
800
01:03:23,369 --> 01:03:25,121
It's my lucky day.
801
01:03:26,289 --> 01:03:28,757
Lucky day.
802
01:03:37,809 --> 01:03:39,208
Did you hear something?
803
01:03:39,849 --> 01:03:41,487
Cornelius.
804
01:03:47,409 --> 01:03:48,524
Autowash.
805
01:03:49,769 --> 01:03:52,158
- I'm so sorry.
- I don't need your help.
806
01:03:56,209 --> 01:03:58,404
- Want a cup of coffee?
- Yes, please.
807
01:03:59,089 --> 01:04:00,363
Autowash.
808
01:04:01,449 --> 01:04:03,201
Coffee's not really my specialty.
809
01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:07,527
But you must drink a lot
of coffee, being a priest.
810
01:04:13,769 --> 01:04:16,841
I know. I'm not proud of what I did.
I had no choice.
811
01:04:27,729 --> 01:04:29,162
I'll take the mission.
812
01:04:45,329 --> 01:04:46,728
- Did you get them?
- Yeah.
813
01:04:46,889 --> 01:04:48,447
Good.
814
01:04:51,689 --> 01:04:53,839
- "Leeloo Dallas."
- "Multi-pass."
815
01:04:54,009 --> 01:04:55,681
"Korben David Dallas." Perfect.
816
01:04:58,089 --> 01:05:00,478
I can't be your husband. I'm too old.
817
01:05:00,649 --> 01:05:02,287
Now, David is...
818
01:05:02,729 --> 01:05:04,924
...in great shape. He'll protect you.
819
01:05:05,089 --> 01:05:09,128
Now, please, go to the diva, collect
the stones and meet me at the temple.
820
01:05:09,289 --> 01:05:10,608
Now. Yes.
821
01:05:11,889 --> 01:05:13,083
Okay.
822
01:05:17,329 --> 01:05:19,843
Last call for Fhloston Paradise.
Hurry up.
823
01:05:23,089 --> 01:05:24,363
The tickets.
824
01:05:24,529 --> 01:05:27,123
- ID, please.
- I'm sorry.
825
01:05:28,369 --> 01:05:30,360
- There.
- In here?
826
01:05:31,729 --> 01:05:32,764
Mr. Dallas?
827
01:05:34,289 --> 01:05:35,278
Yeah.
828
01:05:35,449 --> 01:05:37,644
Congratulations
on winning the contest.
829
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:39,606
Oh, right. Okay.
830
01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:41,361
- Sorry for the mess.
- The mess?
831
01:05:41,569 --> 01:05:42,604
The garbage.
832
01:05:47,169 --> 01:05:48,602
Made it!
833
01:05:49,089 --> 01:05:51,159
I was so afraid I wouldn't make it...
834
01:05:51,329 --> 01:05:54,446
...so I sent David
to pick up my boarding pass.
835
01:05:54,609 --> 01:05:57,487
Now David has to go.
Thank you. Bye.
836
01:05:58,369 --> 01:06:00,280
I am Korben Dallas.
837
01:06:00,929 --> 01:06:03,841
Please report infractions
immediately to the spaceport.
838
01:06:04,049 --> 01:06:05,323
And this is?
839
01:06:06,369 --> 01:06:08,519
Leeloo Dallas. Multi-pass.
840
01:06:09,409 --> 01:06:10,398
Multi-pass.
841
01:06:10,569 --> 01:06:12,207
She knows it's a multi-pass.
842
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:15,247
My wife. We're newlyweds. Just met.
843
01:06:15,409 --> 01:06:18,924
Bump into each other,
sparks happen... She knows.
844
01:06:19,089 --> 01:06:20,522
Anyway, we're in love.
845
01:06:21,169 --> 01:06:24,684
I mean, I know
she's made to be strong.
846
01:06:24,849 --> 01:06:28,046
She's also so fragile, so human.
You know what I mean?
847
01:06:32,369 --> 01:06:34,246
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
848
01:06:37,609 --> 01:06:38,598
Make that two.
849
01:06:40,249 --> 01:06:42,444
- Where's Leeloo?
- On the plane with Mr. Dallas.
850
01:06:43,009 --> 01:06:45,477
- What?!
- I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do.
851
01:06:45,809 --> 01:06:48,198
But this is not possible.
852
01:06:48,769 --> 01:06:50,168
This is not possible.
853
01:06:50,329 --> 01:06:51,603
You want some more?
854
01:06:51,769 --> 01:06:53,088
This is all my fault.
855
01:06:54,129 --> 01:06:56,359
It is my mission.
I shouldn't have given it to you.
856
01:06:56,529 --> 01:06:57,564
I know.
857
01:06:59,329 --> 01:07:01,160
- The key to the temple.
- Oh, no.
858
01:07:01,329 --> 01:07:04,127
Prepare for our arrival.
I go to face my destiny.
859
01:07:06,129 --> 01:07:08,199
I don't want to go to Egypt.
860
01:07:11,889 --> 01:07:13,880
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
861
01:07:15,929 --> 01:07:16,998
That's me.
862
01:07:18,169 --> 01:07:20,046
Just a minute, please.
863
01:07:25,649 --> 01:07:27,719
It will take just one more minute.
864
01:07:36,369 --> 01:07:38,280
We'll be right back.
865
01:07:41,729 --> 01:07:44,402
Mr. Dallas, we really need you now.
866
01:07:44,569 --> 01:07:47,879
Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live
and he needs you for an interview.
867
01:07:48,049 --> 01:07:49,198
Miss?
868
01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:50,684
Multi-pass.
869
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:57,407
Tell Aknot that plan A flopped.
Go to plan B.
870
01:07:58,769 --> 01:08:00,839
Aliens ahead. Spread out.
871
01:08:10,049 --> 01:08:11,641
Backup unit, zone 18.
872
01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:26,200
Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star.
It's an honour to be on his talk show.
873
01:08:26,889 --> 01:08:28,208
He's so green.
874
01:08:28,489 --> 01:08:29,524
I'm sure you're excited.
875
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:31,566
I'm on vacation
and don't want to be bothered.
876
01:08:31,729 --> 01:08:33,640
I prefer to remain anonymous.
877
01:08:37,089 --> 01:08:38,761
Korben Dallas!
878
01:08:38,929 --> 01:08:42,968
Here he is! The winner of
the Gemini Croquette Contest.
879
01:08:43,129 --> 01:08:46,360
This boy is fuelled like fire,
so start melting, ladies...
880
01:08:46,529 --> 01:08:49,407
...because he is hotter than hot.
He's hot, hot, hot!
881
01:08:51,729 --> 01:08:55,085
The right size, the right build,
the right hair, the right on.
882
01:08:55,249 --> 01:08:56,443
Right on.
883
01:08:56,689 --> 01:08:58,600
And he's got something to say...
884
01:08:58,769 --> 01:09:01,078
...to those 50 billion pairs
of ears out there.
885
01:09:01,649 --> 01:09:02,638
Pop it, D-man.
886
01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:07,644
Hi.
887
01:09:08,049 --> 01:09:09,960
Unbelievable.
888
01:09:12,289 --> 01:09:14,928
Quiver, ladies.
He's gonna set the world on fire.
889
01:09:15,089 --> 01:09:16,363
Right here from 5 to 7.
890
01:09:16,529 --> 01:09:19,965
You'll know everything
there is to know about the D-man.
891
01:09:20,129 --> 01:09:21,482
His dreams...
892
01:09:21,649 --> 01:09:22,923
...his desires...
893
01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:25,728
...his most intimate of intimates.
894
01:09:25,889 --> 01:09:28,608
And from what I'm looking at,
intimate is his middle name.
895
01:09:28,769 --> 01:09:30,521
So tell me, my man...
896
01:09:30,689 --> 01:09:32,042
...you nervous in the service?
897
01:09:34,849 --> 01:09:36,362
Not really.
898
01:09:37,009 --> 01:09:40,524
Freeze those knees because Korben's
in the place and he's on the case.
899
01:09:40,689 --> 01:09:44,443
Yesterday's frog
will be tomorrow's prince...
900
01:09:44,609 --> 01:09:46,759
...of Fhloston Paradise!
901
01:09:47,089 --> 01:09:49,967
The hotel of a thousand and one
follies and lollies.
902
01:09:50,129 --> 01:09:52,518
A magic fountain flowing
with non-stop wine, women and...
903
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:54,361
...hootchie-kootchie-koo...
904
01:09:54,609 --> 01:09:56,042
...all night long.
905
01:10:05,009 --> 01:10:09,400
Start licking stamps, girls, because
he'll have you writing home to Mama.
906
01:10:09,569 --> 01:10:12,447
Here, from 5 to 7,
I'll be your voice, your tongue...
907
01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:16,682
...on the trail of the sexiest man
of the year: D-man, your man...
908
01:10:19,009 --> 01:10:20,044
...my man.
909
01:10:22,369 --> 01:10:23,882
End of transmission.
910
01:10:24,049 --> 01:10:25,721
Okay, Ruby.
See you tomorrow at 5.
911
01:10:26,969 --> 01:10:28,687
How was it?
912
01:10:30,689 --> 01:10:32,600
It was just absolutely green.
913
01:10:34,009 --> 01:10:35,078
Green like what?
914
01:10:35,969 --> 01:10:37,197
Crystal green.
915
01:10:37,369 --> 01:10:39,325
Any kind of green you want...
916
01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,288
...tree green, emerald, pond green.
917
01:10:53,889 --> 01:10:57,518
Korben, sweetheart, what was that?
It was bad! It had nothing!
918
01:10:57,689 --> 01:11:01,079
No fire! No energy!
I have a show to run here.
919
01:11:01,249 --> 01:11:02,648
It must pop, pop, pop!
920
01:11:02,809 --> 01:11:04,208
So tomorrow, from 5 to 7...
921
01:11:04,369 --> 01:11:07,520
...please act like you have
more than a two-word vocabulary.
922
01:11:08,369 --> 01:11:10,439
It must be green! Okay? Okay?
923
01:11:10,849 --> 01:11:13,647
Can I talk to you for a second?
Just talk to you?
924
01:11:14,289 --> 01:11:16,928
I didn't come here to play
Pumba on the radio.
925
01:11:17,089 --> 01:11:19,887
Tomorrow, from 5 to 7,
you'll give yourself a hand.
926
01:11:20,369 --> 01:11:22,599
- Green?
- Super-green.
927
01:11:24,529 --> 01:11:26,121
Dallas? Korben Dallas?
928
01:11:26,289 --> 01:11:27,483
That's me.
929
01:11:28,529 --> 01:11:31,646
I only have one Korben Dallas
on my list, and he's checked in.
930
01:11:35,809 --> 01:11:38,528
That's impossible. I am Korben Dallas.
931
01:11:38,849 --> 01:11:41,317
Sorry, sir. Boarding is finished.
932
01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:44,119
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
933
01:11:45,409 --> 01:11:47,081
I need to talk to someone!
934
01:11:47,249 --> 01:11:48,921
I don't believe this!
935
01:11:49,889 --> 01:11:53,006
This is not an exercise.
This is a police control.
936
01:11:53,169 --> 01:11:55,239
I'm sorry. I'm calm.
937
01:11:55,889 --> 01:11:57,481
There's been a mistake.
938
01:11:58,729 --> 01:12:00,048
To make your flight short...
939
01:12:00,329 --> 01:12:02,206
...flight attendants are switching
on the sleep regulator...
940
01:12:02,569 --> 01:12:05,208
...which will regulate your sleeping
during the flight.
941
01:12:09,369 --> 01:12:10,484
Thank you.
942
01:12:13,689 --> 01:12:14,724
Hi.
943
01:12:14,889 --> 01:12:17,403
- You speak English now.
- Yes. I learn.
944
01:12:17,569 --> 01:12:18,684
Good.
945
01:12:19,449 --> 01:12:21,201
Leeloo, we are not on vacation.
946
01:12:21,369 --> 01:12:24,725
I'm on an important mission.
I work for some important people.
947
01:12:24,889 --> 01:12:27,767
If I hadn't come to get you,
you'd be in trouble.
948
01:12:27,929 --> 01:12:30,159
- Understand? Big trouble?
- Yes.
949
01:12:30,329 --> 01:12:32,240
But you, no trouble.
950
01:12:33,289 --> 01:12:35,359
Me, fifth element.
951
01:12:36,089 --> 01:12:37,920
Supreme being.
952
01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:40,720
Me protect you.
953
01:12:43,889 --> 01:12:45,038
Sleep.
954
01:12:48,009 --> 01:12:49,840
- Sweet dreams, Mr. Dallas.
- No, wait...
955
01:12:53,929 --> 01:12:56,159
Sleep regulator operative
in zone one.
956
01:12:56,329 --> 01:12:58,559
Thank you.
Zone two, are you operative?
957
01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,403
Zone two?
958
01:13:00,649 --> 01:13:02,082
Everything's ready, captain.
959
01:13:02,249 --> 01:13:03,762
- Mr. Rhod.
- What?
960
01:13:03,929 --> 01:13:05,885
Assume your individual position.
961
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:07,846
But I want all positions!
962
01:13:09,129 --> 01:13:10,323
Mr. Rhod!
963
01:13:12,169 --> 01:13:14,558
- Parasites in landing gear.
- Ground, you copy?
964
01:13:14,729 --> 01:13:16,162
Got it. Front gear.
965
01:13:16,329 --> 01:13:18,968
Hey, man, give me some heat, man!
966
01:13:19,129 --> 01:13:22,644
We need some heat here, man!
Get some heat!
967
01:13:23,609 --> 01:13:25,839
Some heat over here, man!
968
01:13:26,009 --> 01:13:29,046
Good shit, man.
Put the heat over here, man!
969
01:13:42,089 --> 01:13:45,798
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
970
01:13:48,409 --> 01:13:50,559
Come, come.
Give me this. Give me this.
971
01:13:53,689 --> 01:13:54,804
Take that.
972
01:13:55,449 --> 01:13:57,280
Mr. Rhod!
973
01:13:58,489 --> 01:14:00,081
You can call me Ruby.
974
01:14:01,609 --> 01:14:03,201
Fuelled and ready to go.
975
01:14:05,209 --> 01:14:06,562
I'll buy you one.
976
01:14:08,849 --> 01:14:10,328
Have you taken off already?
977
01:14:11,089 --> 01:14:13,967
- I'm not on the plane.
- What?
978
01:14:14,129 --> 01:14:17,360
The real Dallas took my place.
I don't understand.
979
01:14:17,529 --> 01:14:18,928
Are you making fun of me?
980
01:14:19,089 --> 01:14:21,205
No, no, no! I swear! I swear!
981
01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:24,327
I never felt this way before
with a human.
982
01:14:24,489 --> 01:14:27,208
- Really?
- Yeah!
983
01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:31,204
I've tried everything, believe me.
There's no way to get on the plane.
984
01:14:38,969 --> 01:14:41,688
- Ground is clear.
- Roger. Ready for liftoff?
985
01:14:41,849 --> 01:14:43,043
Confirmed.
986
01:14:48,169 --> 01:14:51,366
Not there. No, please, not there.
Please, not there.
987
01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:53,121
- Power pressure?
- Primed.
988
01:14:57,529 --> 01:14:59,008
- Protection?
- Confirmed.
989
01:14:59,689 --> 01:15:01,122
Power increase.
990
01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:02,324
Ten seconds.
991
01:15:02,489 --> 01:15:03,922
I am...
992
01:15:04,649 --> 01:15:05,764
...a little...
993
01:15:06,449 --> 01:15:08,565
...disappointed.
- Five...
994
01:15:08,729 --> 01:15:12,005
- lf there is one thing I do not like...
- Three...
995
01:15:12,169 --> 01:15:14,478
...it is to be...
...two...
996
01:15:15,609 --> 01:15:17,361
...disappointed.
...one...
997
01:15:17,529 --> 01:15:20,646
- Sorry, this will never happen again.
- I know.
998
01:15:20,849 --> 01:15:21,838
...liftoff.
999
01:15:32,969 --> 01:15:35,847
- Landing gear secure.
- Roger. Checklist for light speed.
1000
01:16:01,129 --> 01:16:03,120
Sir, we're finally getting something.
1001
01:16:03,969 --> 01:16:05,527
It's sending radio wavelengths.
1002
01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:09,524
- What does it want with radio waves?
- Maybe it wants to make a call.
1003
01:16:13,529 --> 01:16:15,121
Zorg's office.
1004
01:16:16,169 --> 01:16:18,399
I told you I did not
want to be disturbed.
1005
01:16:18,569 --> 01:16:21,527
You don't want to be disturbed
except if it's Mr. Shadow...
1006
01:16:21,689 --> 01:16:23,361
...and it's Mr. Shadow on the line.
1007
01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:34,800
It's Shadow again.
1008
01:16:35,209 --> 01:16:36,642
Zorg here.
1009
01:16:36,809 --> 01:16:41,360
- Am I disturbing you?
- No, no, I was just...
1010
01:16:43,609 --> 01:16:44,803
Where are you?
1011
01:16:45,449 --> 01:16:47,599
Not far now.
1012
01:16:49,049 --> 01:16:50,084
Good.
1013
01:16:50,729 --> 01:16:52,082
Good, good.
1014
01:16:52,249 --> 01:16:56,447
How are the stones?
1015
01:16:56,609 --> 01:17:00,397
Fine. Fine. Just fine.
I'll have the...
1016
01:17:00,809 --> 01:17:04,085
I'll have the four stones
you asked for any time now...
1017
01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:05,921
...but it wasn't easy.
1018
01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:08,398
My costs have tripled.
1019
01:17:09,289 --> 01:17:14,807
Money is of no importance.
1020
01:17:15,609 --> 01:17:21,047
I want the stones.
1021
01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:23,006
The stones...
1022
01:17:24,249 --> 01:17:26,399
...will be here.
1023
01:17:28,329 --> 01:17:30,081
I'll see to it personally.
1024
01:17:30,249 --> 01:17:33,525
I will be among you...
1025
01:17:34,249 --> 01:17:35,443
... soon.
1026
01:17:38,169 --> 01:17:40,763
- We lost it.
- We lost the signal.
1027
01:17:40,929 --> 01:17:42,647
Damn!
1028
01:17:59,209 --> 01:18:02,246
We've begun our descent
toward Fhloston Paradise.
1029
01:18:02,409 --> 01:18:04,320
The local time is 3:20 p.m.
1030
01:18:04,489 --> 01:18:08,084
Auto-temperature is currently
85 degrees Fahrenheit.
1031
01:18:08,249 --> 01:18:12,003
We hope you enjoyed your flight
and hope to see you again soon.
1032
01:18:30,089 --> 01:18:33,126
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to paradise.
1033
01:18:43,449 --> 01:18:46,009
Excuse me, dear. Excuse me.
Excuse me, please.
1034
01:19:19,209 --> 01:19:21,040
Parasites in the main ventilation.
1035
01:19:21,209 --> 01:19:22,881
Again? I'll get it.
1036
01:19:31,369 --> 01:19:33,121
Have we arrived yet?
1037
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:35,929
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
1038
01:19:36,409 --> 01:19:39,287
We have twelve swimming pools
and two on the rooftop.
1039
01:19:39,449 --> 01:19:42,407
All the restaurants are between
level two and level 10.
1040
01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:46,482
The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches,
all accessible until 5 p.m.
1041
01:19:46,649 --> 01:19:50,005
Then the airship goes higher
to offer you a better view.
1042
01:19:50,169 --> 01:19:52,729
- Is the diva here yet?
- Not yet.
1043
01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:57,201
- Any tickets left for the opera?
- You have a seat reserved, front row...
1044
01:19:57,369 --> 01:19:59,360
...next to Ruby Rhod!
1045
01:19:59,529 --> 01:20:02,487
He's so talented, don't you think?
I love him. He's so sexy.
1046
01:20:02,649 --> 01:20:05,925
He has your ticket,
and he'll be here in 20 minutes.
1047
01:20:07,369 --> 01:20:09,280
Where can I get something to wear?
1048
01:20:12,489 --> 01:20:15,242
- Enjoy your evening, Mr. Dallas.
- Thank you.
1049
01:20:22,809 --> 01:20:26,006
You miserable bastard,
I never should've pushed you out.
1050
01:20:26,169 --> 01:20:28,967
I was in labour for days,
and this is how you repay me?
1051
01:20:29,129 --> 01:20:32,360
- I should've gotten a robot.
- Come on, Ma.
1052
01:20:32,609 --> 01:20:34,042
I should be there, not you.
1053
01:20:34,209 --> 01:20:36,359
I need a tan. I need a cocktail.
1054
01:20:58,129 --> 01:20:59,448
Get the case in.
1055
01:21:03,289 --> 01:21:04,881
Hello, Ms. Diva. I'm Fog.
1056
01:21:05,169 --> 01:21:08,366
Welcome to the... I'm security.
1057
01:21:08,849 --> 01:21:11,647
Welcome to the... Tall...
1058
01:21:29,209 --> 01:21:31,404
- Can I talk to you?
- Sure. Yeah.
1059
01:21:31,569 --> 01:21:33,366
- What's your name?
- Fog.
1060
01:21:35,569 --> 01:21:38,641
Ms. Plavalaguna is glad
that you're here.
1061
01:21:38,809 --> 01:21:41,642
She'll give you what you've come
to get after the concert.
1062
01:21:41,809 --> 01:21:42,798
Stay here.
1063
01:21:44,889 --> 01:21:49,804
You're listening to Radio Cosmos
and it is now 5 p.m.
1064
01:21:49,969 --> 01:21:52,039
- Helm to 108.
- Yes, sir.
1065
01:21:53,449 --> 01:21:54,848
Helm 108!
1066
01:21:55,009 --> 01:21:56,124
Helm to 108.
1067
01:21:56,289 --> 01:22:00,726
Time to join Ruby Rhod
and Korben Dallas...
1068
01:22:00,889 --> 01:22:05,087
... the lucky winner
of the Gemini Croquette Contest.
1069
01:22:05,249 --> 01:22:08,161
Coming at you live from Fhloston...
1070
01:22:08,369 --> 01:22:09,768
Paradise!
1071
01:22:09,929 --> 01:22:14,559
Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben
and the manager of this hotel...
1072
01:22:14,729 --> 01:22:17,448
...and Miss Gemini Croquette
in person...
1073
01:22:17,609 --> 01:22:19,645
...and 8000 other lucksters here...
1074
01:22:19,809 --> 01:22:24,439
...to enjoy the privilege of the
unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!
1075
01:22:27,689 --> 01:22:29,839
Now we enter what must be...
1076
01:22:30,009 --> 01:22:32,569
...the most beautiful concert hall
of all the universe!
1077
01:22:32,729 --> 01:22:36,642
A perfect replica
of the old opera house...
1078
01:22:37,129 --> 01:22:38,721
...but who cares?
1079
01:22:38,889 --> 01:22:42,359
To my right, a row of ministers,
more sinisters than ministers.
1080
01:22:42,529 --> 01:22:45,919
To my left, Baby Ray,
star of stage and screen.
1081
01:22:46,089 --> 01:22:48,762
He's not gonna get much
out of this concert. He's stone-deaf!
1082
01:22:49,609 --> 01:22:51,008
To who?
1083
01:22:51,649 --> 01:22:54,846
And here we have Roy Von Baker,
king of laser ball.
1084
01:22:55,009 --> 01:22:58,399
The Emperor of Kodar Japhet
and his lovely daughter.
1085
01:22:58,569 --> 01:23:01,606
"I love to sing,"
she recently confessed to me.
1086
01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:04,966
By the way, I have a recording
of her talented voice.
1087
01:23:06,529 --> 01:23:09,248
I play the rest after the concert.
Now it's time...
1088
01:23:09,409 --> 01:23:11,718
...for Korben
to say the word of the day.
1089
01:23:12,289 --> 01:23:15,964
Tell me, my man, you happy
here in the big world?
1090
01:23:17,889 --> 01:23:19,686
Thrilled.
1091
01:23:20,649 --> 01:23:23,482
And now champagne!
1092
01:23:29,289 --> 01:23:31,519
Commercial!
Commercial!
1093
01:23:31,849 --> 01:23:33,282
Break for 30 seconds.
1094
01:23:49,249 --> 01:23:50,523
Showtime.
1095
01:25:38,209 --> 01:25:41,724
I have a ship in trouble
requesting permission to dock.
1096
01:25:41,889 --> 01:25:44,608
Put him in the docking garage.
Inform security.
1097
01:25:45,089 --> 01:25:47,808
- Permission granted for one hour.
- More than I need.
1098
01:26:01,009 --> 01:26:04,285
- Yes?
- Champagne for the diva.
1099
01:26:04,609 --> 01:26:06,042
I'll take it.
1100
01:26:38,929 --> 01:26:40,726
I found it.
1101
01:27:14,209 --> 01:27:15,244
Get her!
1102
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,928
It was an ambush.
1103
01:28:50,449 --> 01:28:54,442
If it's war they want,
it's war they'll get!
1104
01:28:57,369 --> 01:28:59,087
Bravo! Bravo!
1105
01:28:59,249 --> 01:29:01,319
Bravo! Bravo!
1106
01:29:01,489 --> 01:29:03,002
My compliments, little lady.
1107
01:29:03,169 --> 01:29:07,481
Thank you for doing all the dirty work.
I couldn't have done a better job myself.
1108
01:29:08,089 --> 01:29:09,204
Hand over the stones.
1109
01:29:48,049 --> 01:29:50,165
Nobody move!
I'm taking over the ship!
1110
01:29:54,569 --> 01:29:56,127
Hands up!
1111
01:30:09,969 --> 01:30:12,039
Ruby! Ruby!
1112
01:31:01,489 --> 01:31:02,968
I know this music.
1113
01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:07,245
Let's change the beat.
1114
01:31:13,329 --> 01:31:15,524
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think we're being attacked.
1115
01:31:15,689 --> 01:31:17,884
I don't know who they are,
but they're everywhere.
1116
01:31:18,049 --> 01:31:20,085
I see one. They're warriors,
and they're ugly.
1117
01:31:20,249 --> 01:31:23,286
They got big teeth, big foreheads,
and they stink.
1118
01:31:23,409 --> 01:31:24,398
Mangalores.
1119
01:31:27,089 --> 01:31:29,444
The government sent me to help you.
Stay calm.
1120
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:33,522
If somebody hears this,
come and get me. I'm in the first row.
1121
01:31:35,529 --> 01:31:38,089
- You must give her the stones.
- Who?
1122
01:31:38,289 --> 01:31:39,847
The fifth element.
1123
01:31:40,169 --> 01:31:44,128
The supreme being sent to Earth
to save the universe.
1124
01:31:44,289 --> 01:31:46,803
- Leeloo?
- Yes.
1125
01:31:47,689 --> 01:31:50,886
But she's more fragile than she seems.
1126
01:31:51,369 --> 01:31:53,360
She needs your help...
1127
01:31:54,089 --> 01:31:55,920
...and your love...
1128
01:31:56,089 --> 01:31:59,525
...or she will die.
1129
01:32:03,369 --> 01:32:05,929
- Stay with me.
- Help!
1130
01:32:12,889 --> 01:32:16,882
If you want something done,
do it yourself.
1131
01:32:17,529 --> 01:32:20,885
Come on, honey. You can't die.
Listen to me. Wake up!
1132
01:32:21,049 --> 01:32:22,562
- Where are the stones?
- What?
1133
01:32:22,729 --> 01:32:25,038
The stones. Where are the stones?
1134
01:32:25,209 --> 01:32:26,358
The stones.
1135
01:32:39,609 --> 01:32:41,361
They're not here.
1136
01:32:42,169 --> 01:32:44,285
The stones, where are they?
1137
01:32:45,769 --> 01:32:47,202
In me.
1138
01:32:47,529 --> 01:32:48,848
What?
1139
01:32:55,369 --> 01:32:58,406
Oh, my God, Korben.
Korben, another one coming.
1140
01:32:58,569 --> 01:33:01,083
- I think we should go.
- One minute. One minute.
1141
01:33:01,249 --> 01:33:02,967
Hey, you!
1142
01:33:03,529 --> 01:33:05,087
I said you.
1143
01:33:05,249 --> 01:33:06,967
- I'm not with him.
- Where's the other?
1144
01:33:09,849 --> 01:33:12,966
I said one minute.
Ruby, hold this gun.
1145
01:33:13,129 --> 01:33:14,528
What do you want me to do?
1146
01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:17,123
Come on. Put your hand on it.
1147
01:33:17,289 --> 01:33:19,519
- What do I do?
- Lf he moves, squeeze the trigger.
1148
01:33:21,249 --> 01:33:25,367
- I don't feel right. I don't feel right.
- The stones are "in me."
1149
01:33:34,569 --> 01:33:36,799
I got a headache. This ain't me.
1150
01:33:54,569 --> 01:33:55,684
Sorry.
1151
01:33:56,969 --> 01:33:58,004
Think he'll be okay?
1152
01:34:05,289 --> 01:34:07,598
Oh, my God, Korben.
Another one coming.
1153
01:34:10,009 --> 01:34:11,840
Shit. Three coming.
1154
01:34:14,169 --> 01:34:18,720
You guard this with your life,
or you'll look like him. You green?
1155
01:34:18,889 --> 01:34:21,198
- Green.
- Super- green?
1156
01:34:21,369 --> 01:34:23,678
Is that your idea
of a discreet operation?
1157
01:34:23,849 --> 01:34:27,478
Don't worry. I know my man.
He'll calm things down.
1158
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:55,202
Move! Move!
1159
01:34:56,249 --> 01:34:58,240
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1160
01:34:58,409 --> 01:35:01,048
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is amazing.
1161
01:35:03,049 --> 01:35:04,562
Let me do it.
1162
01:35:11,529 --> 01:35:14,680
Oh, my God. Korben Dallas,
my man, is in trouble.
1163
01:35:21,249 --> 01:35:22,238
The gun!
1164
01:35:24,009 --> 01:35:25,840
The gun! Give me the gun.
1165
01:35:26,009 --> 01:35:31,288
I'm gonna go and try to see
if I can see something a little closer.
1166
01:35:47,289 --> 01:35:48,961
Yes, the gun. Yeah.
1167
01:35:57,809 --> 01:35:58,844
Thanks, Ray.
1168
01:35:59,769 --> 01:36:03,239
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I'm not armed!
1169
01:36:03,409 --> 01:36:04,398
Get up!
1170
01:36:04,569 --> 01:36:06,878
You've got the wrong guy! Don't shoot!
1171
01:36:07,049 --> 01:36:08,323
I'm not armed!
1172
01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:12,798
Oh, my God.
1173
01:36:12,969 --> 01:36:14,527
I'm on vacation.
1174
01:36:14,849 --> 01:36:18,398
Don't shoot me, please.
I'm on a vacation. I won a...
1175
01:36:19,689 --> 01:36:20,804
...contest.
1176
01:36:20,969 --> 01:36:24,405
Gemini Croquette's to
Fhloston Paradise.
1177
01:36:26,889 --> 01:36:28,481
Down.
1178
01:36:29,849 --> 01:36:31,805
- Wait a minute.
- Get down!
1179
01:36:33,929 --> 01:36:36,443
- He's trying to say something to me.
- Down!
1180
01:36:50,329 --> 01:36:51,523
Sorry, my man.
1181
01:37:00,689 --> 01:37:01,758
Where are you?
1182
01:37:03,049 --> 01:37:05,279
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1183
01:37:05,769 --> 01:37:07,839
They're coming. They're coming.
1184
01:37:11,729 --> 01:37:12,718
Don't move.
1185
01:37:23,449 --> 01:37:26,247
- What you doing?
- Count to 10.
1186
01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:35,880
- Was that a bomb?
- Shut up and count!
1187
01:37:36,049 --> 01:37:38,961
One, two, three, four, five...
1188
01:37:39,129 --> 01:37:41,279
...six, seven, eight...
1189
01:37:42,329 --> 01:37:43,682
...nine...
1190
01:38:06,889 --> 01:38:08,083
Ten.
1191
01:38:13,849 --> 01:38:17,524
I am very disappointed!
1192
01:38:18,169 --> 01:38:20,239
Korben, what are you looking for?
1193
01:38:20,409 --> 01:38:21,558
Control room.
1194
01:38:23,289 --> 01:38:24,881
- This is it.
- I'll be over here.
1195
01:38:25,049 --> 01:38:26,368
Let's go!
1196
01:38:29,769 --> 01:38:31,202
Quiet! Quiet!
1197
01:38:32,649 --> 01:38:33,923
You in charge?
1198
01:38:35,049 --> 01:38:36,482
How many are out there?
1199
01:38:37,529 --> 01:38:39,121
- I don't know.
- Let's count.
1200
01:38:42,489 --> 01:38:44,480
Seven on the left. Five on the right.
1201
01:38:50,649 --> 01:38:52,560
Four on the right. Two on the left.
1202
01:38:53,809 --> 01:38:56,482
Find the leader.
They won't fight without the leader.
1203
01:38:56,969 --> 01:38:59,278
One more shot and we start
killing hostages.
1204
01:39:00,329 --> 01:39:03,366
- That's the leader.
- Send someone to negotiate.
1205
01:39:05,369 --> 01:39:07,678
I've never negotiated.
1206
01:39:07,929 --> 01:39:09,760
You mind if I try?
1207
01:39:09,929 --> 01:39:11,601
No, no. Sure, sure.
1208
01:39:11,769 --> 01:39:14,158
We're sending somebody in
to negotiate!
1209
01:39:22,689 --> 01:39:24,645
Anybody else want to negotiate?
1210
01:39:24,849 --> 01:39:27,443
Where did he learn
to negotiate like that?
1211
01:39:27,929 --> 01:39:29,203
I wonder.
1212
01:39:33,569 --> 01:39:34,843
Where's Ruby?
1213
01:39:35,769 --> 01:39:37,168
I thought he was dead.
1214
01:39:37,329 --> 01:39:38,318
Master!
1215
01:39:38,969 --> 01:39:41,529
It was nothing, really.
Just a helping hand.
1216
01:39:42,009 --> 01:39:44,318
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Ruby Rhod...
1217
01:39:44,489 --> 01:39:45,842
...still alive.
1218
01:39:46,569 --> 01:39:49,129
What's wrong with you? It hurt!
1219
01:39:54,809 --> 01:39:58,484
I realize that you must be
pretty mad at me...
1220
01:39:58,649 --> 01:40:00,958
...but I'm fighting for a noble cause.
1221
01:40:01,129 --> 01:40:03,848
Yes, you're trying to save the world.
I remember.
1222
01:40:04,329 --> 01:40:07,401
- Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo.
- Leeloo's in trouble?
1223
01:40:07,569 --> 01:40:09,082
When is Leeloo not in trouble?
1224
01:40:09,249 --> 01:40:11,524
- There. Where's that?
- The diva's suite.
1225
01:40:16,729 --> 01:40:17,764
Hang on.
1226
01:40:21,009 --> 01:40:24,160
Here, come on. How do you
get yourself into these positions?
1227
01:40:25,289 --> 01:40:26,483
Come on.
1228
01:40:29,609 --> 01:40:32,487
I'm here. It's all right.
Everything's okay now.
1229
01:40:32,889 --> 01:40:33,924
Listen.
1230
01:40:36,409 --> 01:40:39,287
I got the stones.
Just take it easy, all right?
1231
01:40:41,849 --> 01:40:45,603
My man, my man, what's this thing
with all these numbers?
1232
01:40:51,129 --> 01:40:52,801
It's... It's...
1233
01:40:55,209 --> 01:40:56,801
If it was a bomb...
1234
01:40:56,969 --> 01:41:01,042
...the alarms would go off because
all these hotels have bomb detectors.
1235
01:41:02,889 --> 01:41:04,845
This is a Type A alert.
1236
01:41:05,009 --> 01:41:08,558
For security reasons,
the hotel must be evacuated.
1237
01:41:09,769 --> 01:41:11,361
Proceed calmly to the lifeboats...
1238
01:41:11,529 --> 01:41:12,882
Stay calm!
1239
01:41:13,049 --> 01:41:14,528
... located in the main hallways.
1240
01:41:14,689 --> 01:41:15,838
Please, stay calm!
1241
01:41:21,289 --> 01:41:23,849
Korben, my man,
you know how to stop this, right?
1242
01:41:29,289 --> 01:41:32,486
Two minutes to complete evacuation.
1243
01:41:34,409 --> 01:41:37,128
- Get back!
- Evacuation! Evacuation!
1244
01:41:37,289 --> 01:41:40,486
Sorry, you can't stay here.
There's a bomb in the hotel.
1245
01:41:45,209 --> 01:41:46,324
I know.
1246
01:42:00,689 --> 01:42:03,362
- I don't want to die.
- Please, my son.
1247
01:42:03,969 --> 01:42:05,243
Get in.
1248
01:42:09,889 --> 01:42:12,528
One minute to total evacuation.
1249
01:42:16,809 --> 01:42:18,037
This one.
1250
01:42:21,329 --> 01:42:23,081
Forty-five seconds.
1251
01:42:26,209 --> 01:42:27,722
Get her strapped in.
1252
01:42:32,449 --> 01:42:35,168
Korben, my man,
you know how to fly this thing?
1253
01:42:35,329 --> 01:42:36,557
Just like driving a cab.
1254
01:42:41,009 --> 01:42:42,840
How we gonna get out the door?
1255
01:42:55,809 --> 01:42:57,561
Fifteen seconds.
1256
01:43:02,129 --> 01:43:05,565
Ten, nine, eight...
1257
01:43:05,729 --> 01:43:09,961
... seven, six, five...
1258
01:43:26,049 --> 01:43:27,880
For the honour.
1259
01:43:31,729 --> 01:43:32,764
Oh, no.
1260
01:43:33,449 --> 01:43:34,598
You should hold on.
1261
01:43:56,049 --> 01:43:57,243
Like driving a cab.
1262
01:43:59,169 --> 01:44:01,729
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is now 7 p.m. Time for the news.
1263
01:44:01,889 --> 01:44:03,720
See you tomorrow
for a new adventure.
1264
01:44:04,129 --> 01:44:05,721
End of transmission.
1265
01:44:06,609 --> 01:44:08,520
That's the best show I ever did.
1266
01:44:11,329 --> 01:44:13,968
Major Dallas has
the five elements on board...
1267
01:44:14,129 --> 01:44:16,768
...and the priest is guiding them
to the temple.
1268
01:44:21,169 --> 01:44:22,443
We're saved.
1269
01:44:37,969 --> 01:44:40,529
The diva said
I should take care of you.
1270
01:44:41,569 --> 01:44:44,037
Humans act so strange.
1271
01:44:44,209 --> 01:44:45,324
What do you mean?
1272
01:44:46,929 --> 01:44:48,885
Everything you created...
1273
01:44:49,049 --> 01:44:50,607
...is used to destroy.
1274
01:44:52,769 --> 01:44:56,284
We call it human nature.
You learn that on your screen?
1275
01:44:56,449 --> 01:44:59,168
I'm not finished yet. I'm up to V.
1276
01:44:59,969 --> 01:45:01,243
V is good.
1277
01:45:01,649 --> 01:45:03,446
Some very good words in V.
1278
01:45:03,609 --> 01:45:04,837
Like what?
1279
01:45:07,089 --> 01:45:08,363
Valiant.
1280
01:45:08,849 --> 01:45:10,123
Vulnerable.
1281
01:45:12,449 --> 01:45:14,041
Very beautiful.
1282
01:45:25,329 --> 01:45:27,718
Oh, of course, Munro!
1283
01:45:29,009 --> 01:45:31,398
- Mr. President?
- Yes, now what?
1284
01:45:34,609 --> 01:45:35,962
We have a problem.
1285
01:45:41,249 --> 01:45:42,523
It's advancing?
1286
01:45:42,689 --> 01:45:46,125
It's not only advancing,
it's moving at incredible speed.
1287
01:45:50,449 --> 01:45:53,646
And do you have any idea
where it's heading?
1288
01:46:00,209 --> 01:46:03,007
Korben, there's a general on the phone.
1289
01:46:03,809 --> 01:46:05,845
I'll give you the president.
1290
01:46:06,529 --> 01:46:09,327
Major Dallas, I first would like
to salute a warrior.
1291
01:46:09,489 --> 01:46:11,798
You're a shining example of this army.
1292
01:46:11,969 --> 01:46:13,766
In the name of the Federation...
1293
01:46:13,929 --> 01:46:15,726
Any idea when you'll get to the point?
1294
01:46:17,889 --> 01:46:22,599
Okay. There's a ball of fire 1 200 miles
in diameter heading straight for Earth...
1295
01:46:22,769 --> 01:46:25,966
... and we have no idea how to stop it.
That's the problem.
1296
01:46:29,169 --> 01:46:30,602
How much time do we have?
1297
01:46:31,569 --> 01:46:34,925
If its speed remains constant,
in an hour and 57 minutes.
1298
01:46:35,969 --> 01:46:37,880
I'll call you back in two hours.
1299
01:46:38,049 --> 01:46:39,164
Hello?
1300
01:47:47,929 --> 01:47:49,806
They just landed in the desert.
1301
01:47:52,009 --> 01:47:53,601
Good job, David.
1302
01:47:55,209 --> 01:47:57,359
- Put her in the centre.
- Where? Here?
1303
01:48:04,809 --> 01:48:06,481
You got it figured out, Father?
1304
01:48:06,649 --> 01:48:09,117
This one should be fire.
1305
01:48:09,369 --> 01:48:11,439
- You know how this works?
- Theoretically.
1306
01:48:11,609 --> 01:48:14,601
The four stones should go around.
1307
01:48:14,769 --> 01:48:16,760
The fifth element should be
in the middle...
1308
01:48:16,929 --> 01:48:19,602
...and then the weapon
against evil should work.
1309
01:48:20,249 --> 01:48:22,240
- You've never seen this work?
- No.
1310
01:48:23,609 --> 01:48:26,885
Every weapon has a manual.
I'm sure this has one too.
1311
01:48:34,889 --> 01:48:37,562
- That's it. That's it.
- Match up the symbols. Go! Go!
1312
01:48:39,129 --> 01:48:40,164
Wind.
1313
01:48:41,929 --> 01:48:43,885
My man, what you doing?
1314
01:48:44,049 --> 01:48:45,926
- What?
- What you doing?
1315
01:48:47,049 --> 01:48:48,801
Trying to keep you in the DJ business.
1316
01:48:52,329 --> 01:48:53,364
Fire.
1317
01:48:54,769 --> 01:48:55,838
Done.
1318
01:48:56,009 --> 01:48:59,684
- So, what happens now?
- So now, we have to open them.
1319
01:49:00,769 --> 01:49:04,000
- And you know how to do that, right?
- Theoretically...
1320
01:49:05,689 --> 01:49:06,724
...no.
1321
01:49:11,369 --> 01:49:14,327
Leeloo, honey, wake up.
You have to help us.
1322
01:49:15,049 --> 01:49:16,880
How do you open these stones?
1323
01:49:18,089 --> 01:49:19,920
Wind blows.
1324
01:49:21,369 --> 01:49:22,882
Fire burns.
1325
01:49:23,049 --> 01:49:26,246
Yes, I know all that.
But how do you open these stones?
1326
01:49:26,569 --> 01:49:27,763
Rain...
1327
01:49:31,049 --> 01:49:32,402
...falls.
1328
01:49:38,689 --> 01:49:39,963
What does it mean?
1329
01:49:41,689 --> 01:49:42,963
I think that...
1330
01:49:43,129 --> 01:49:45,848
Maybe it's a charade.
A game or something.
1331
01:49:46,249 --> 01:49:48,558
If we don't get these stones open
in five minutes, we're dead.
1332
01:49:48,729 --> 01:49:50,321
- Dead?
- Yes, dead.
1333
01:50:02,409 --> 01:50:03,683
Too late.
1334
01:50:05,369 --> 01:50:08,406
- We've lost contact with them.
- Three minutes.
1335
01:50:09,849 --> 01:50:12,727
I think mine is broken.
Why I gotta get the broke one?
1336
01:50:20,889 --> 01:50:22,481
We're never gonna make it.
1337
01:50:27,249 --> 01:50:29,683
Korben. Korben, it moved!
1338
01:50:31,089 --> 01:50:33,205
- Show me what you did.
- Nothing.
1339
01:50:33,369 --> 01:50:34,802
Shut up, shut up!
1340
01:50:34,969 --> 01:50:37,802
Calm down. Show me
what you did, step by step.
1341
01:50:37,969 --> 01:50:40,119
- I was just standing here.
- Quickly.
1342
01:50:40,289 --> 01:50:44,407
I put my hands on the top
like this, and I said:
1343
01:50:45,289 --> 01:50:47,166
"We're not gonna make it."
1344
01:50:48,729 --> 01:50:49,923
And that's it?
1345
01:50:58,329 --> 01:50:59,603
Korben, my man.
1346
01:51:00,249 --> 01:51:01,648
Wind.
1347
01:51:02,089 --> 01:51:04,239
She said, "Wind blows."
1348
01:51:11,849 --> 01:51:13,282
Everyone take a stone.
1349
01:51:13,609 --> 01:51:16,407
Water for water. Fire for fire.
Earth for Earth. Go!
1350
01:51:18,729 --> 01:51:19,844
Earth.
1351
01:51:20,089 --> 01:51:21,522
Open the other one.
1352
01:51:36,729 --> 01:51:39,038
Korben, my man, I have no fire.
1353
01:51:39,209 --> 01:51:41,279
I have no matches. Do you have any?
1354
01:51:41,449 --> 01:51:43,758
I stopped smoking. Father, you smoke?
1355
01:51:43,929 --> 01:51:46,489
Got some matches? We need some fire.
1356
01:51:47,729 --> 01:51:49,367
We gonna die.
1357
01:51:56,329 --> 01:51:57,682
Don't breathe.
1358
01:52:16,169 --> 01:52:17,204
Fire.
1359
01:52:17,929 --> 01:52:18,918
One minute.
1360
01:52:19,089 --> 01:52:20,602
Let's go, Leeloo.
1361
01:52:20,769 --> 01:52:23,681
Wake up. Wake up.
It's time for you to work now.
1362
01:52:24,409 --> 01:52:25,842
Protect life...
1363
01:52:27,049 --> 01:52:28,243
...until death.
1364
01:52:28,409 --> 01:52:31,128
Listen to me! Listen to me.
1365
01:52:31,289 --> 01:52:33,849
Listen, I know you're very tired.
1366
01:52:34,009 --> 01:52:37,604
I'll take you on vacation.
A real vacation, just you and me.
1367
01:52:37,849 --> 01:52:41,046
But if you don't do something
right now, we'll all die.
1368
01:52:41,209 --> 01:52:44,724
What's the use of saving life
when you see what you do with it?
1369
01:52:45,049 --> 01:52:47,609
Lt'll be entering the atmosphere
in 40 seconds.
1370
01:52:48,969 --> 01:52:50,482
Leeloo, you're right. You're right.
1371
01:52:50,649 --> 01:52:52,401
But there are some things...
1372
01:52:52,569 --> 01:52:55,129
...very nice things worth saving,
beautiful things.
1373
01:52:55,529 --> 01:52:57,281
Beautiful things.
1374
01:52:58,329 --> 01:52:59,728
Like love?
1375
01:52:59,889 --> 01:53:01,800
Yes, love. That's good. That's good.
1376
01:53:01,969 --> 01:53:04,244
That's a good example.
Love is worth saving.
1377
01:53:05,129 --> 01:53:06,847
I don't know love.
1378
01:53:08,809 --> 01:53:10,037
I don't know love.
1379
01:53:10,209 --> 01:53:12,439
I was built to protect, not to love.
1380
01:53:12,649 --> 01:53:15,322
So there's no use
for me other than this.
1381
01:53:15,489 --> 01:53:17,798
You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
1382
01:53:18,489 --> 01:53:21,401
I need you. I need you, very much.
1383
01:53:23,049 --> 01:53:24,164
Why?
1384
01:53:26,049 --> 01:53:27,323
Because...
1385
01:53:27,649 --> 01:53:28,968
Because...
1386
01:53:29,849 --> 01:53:31,805
Tell her, Korben.
1387
01:53:33,569 --> 01:53:36,083
Tell me. Please.
1388
01:53:36,249 --> 01:53:38,080
Why do you need me?
1389
01:53:38,569 --> 01:53:41,561
- Because...
- Tell me.
1390
01:53:43,609 --> 01:53:45,008
- Tell me.
- Because l...
1391
01:53:45,249 --> 01:53:46,682
Because I love you.
1392
01:53:47,849 --> 01:53:49,123
I love you.
1393
01:53:52,849 --> 01:53:56,967
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
1394
01:53:57,409 --> 01:54:00,765
...six, five, four, three...
1395
01:54:01,129 --> 01:54:03,359
...two, one...
1396
01:54:39,849 --> 01:54:43,842
Scanner imaging has confirmed
the dark planet dead.
1397
01:54:44,489 --> 01:54:47,162
The planet seems to have stopped
at 62 miles from impact.
1398
01:54:59,489 --> 01:55:01,764
What's wrong with you?
What you screaming for?
1399
01:55:01,929 --> 01:55:04,159
Every five minutes,
it's a bomb or something.
1400
01:55:04,329 --> 01:55:05,603
I'm leaving.
1401
01:55:19,609 --> 01:55:20,837
Mr. President.
1402
01:55:21,009 --> 01:55:23,603
Let me introduce Professor Mactilburgh
who runs the centre.
1403
01:55:23,769 --> 01:55:25,487
It's an honour, Mr. President.
1404
01:55:25,649 --> 01:55:27,241
Where are my two heroes?
1405
01:55:27,409 --> 01:55:31,038
They were so tired from their ordeal,
we put them in the reactor.
1406
01:55:31,209 --> 01:55:33,040
I have 19 meetings after this.
1407
01:55:33,209 --> 01:55:35,518
Let me see if they're revived.
1408
01:55:35,689 --> 01:55:36,724
Thank you.
1409
01:55:36,969 --> 01:55:39,199
We go live in one minute,
Mr. President.
1410
01:55:46,969 --> 01:55:48,448
They're...
1411
01:55:49,609 --> 01:55:51,406
...not ready.
1412
01:55:51,569 --> 01:55:52,797
They need...
1413
01:55:52,969 --> 01:55:55,608
...five more minutes.
- You have 20 seconds.
1414
01:55:55,769 --> 01:55:58,966
- No, ma'am, I tried. No, ma'am.
- Who's that?
1415
01:55:59,129 --> 01:56:00,721
Some woman.
Claims to be Korben's mother.
1416
01:56:00,889 --> 01:56:02,004
Give it here.
1417
01:56:03,129 --> 01:56:07,600
Mrs. Dallas, this is the president.
On behalf of the Federation...
1418
01:56:07,769 --> 01:56:09,521
That doesn't even sound lik e him.
1419
01:56:09,689 --> 01:56:11,919
The president's an idiot.
You don't sound lik e an idiot.
1420
01:56:12,089 --> 01:56:15,206
If you don't want to talk to your mother,
just av oid me as usual.
1421
01:56:15,369 --> 01:56:18,884
I'll throw myself in traffic.
I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed.
1422
02:00:40,089 --> 02:00:42,080
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02:00:43,305 --> 02:00:49,582
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