1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,880 "Edge City" 3 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:47,120 Another one coming down. 4 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:48,320 Hang on. 5 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:36,120 THE MASK 6 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,600 I got those... 7 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,840 concert tickets you wanted. 8 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,280 You're kidding! 9 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,080 For Friday night? 10 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,920 Stanley, this is great. 11 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,480 What time do I pick you up? 12 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,400 Here's the thing. 13 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,040 My best girlfriend is here and she'd die to go to this... 14 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,760 so could we get an extra ticket for her? 15 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:12,920 They're sold out. That means there's no more. 16 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,000 I can't let her sit home all alone. 17 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,880 I'll tell you what. 18 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,360 Go with your friend. 19 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:25,800 I couldn't do that. 20 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,200 No, come on. 21 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,680 Stanley, you are the nicest guy. 22 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,760 Really, you are. 23 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,520 - Isn't he the nicest guy? - The best. 24 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,000 That was the most sickening display 25 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,440 - I've ever seen. - I disagree. 26 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,040 I'm wearing her down. 27 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,280 Buddy, you need a little change of pace. 28 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,200 Tonight, I'll take you on a love safari. 29 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,560 Deep into the darkest heart of the urban jungle. 30 00:02:57,640 --> 00:02:59,560 Tell me more, bwana. 31 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:03,320 The Coco Bongo Club. Hottest new joint in town. 32 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:05,760 Only the cr me de la cr me need apply. 33 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,960 - How do we get in? - Are you kidding? 34 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,280 Leave it to me. Trust me, buddy. 35 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,480 This will be the perfect... 36 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,800 night on the town. 37 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,880 Hold the phone. 38 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,960 Killer at three o'clock. 39 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,800 Stand back and observe. 40 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,080 Where do I open an account? 41 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,840 New accounts,right here. 42 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,280 You're lucky, I was on my way out-- 43 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,920 Hold this for me, please? 44 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,120 I'll hold anything you want. 45 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,400 Can you help me? 46 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,120 So... 47 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,240 what kind of account do you want? 48 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,440 Well, I'm not sure exactly. I'm just terrible with things like that. 49 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,680 That's an interesting tie, Mister... 50 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,040 Ipkiss, Stanley lpkiss. 51 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,640 Tina Carlyle, it's a pleasure. 52 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,360 Pleasure's all mine. 53 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,280 May l? 54 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,640 What? 55 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,480 I'm such a mess. 56 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,040 Oh, of course. 57 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,240 That's what they're there for. 58 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:18,320 As I was saying, that tie... 59 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:22,240 reminds me of those, what do you call it, ink blot tests. 60 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,120 - A Rorschach test. - Right. 61 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,280 It sort of looks like... 62 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,080 a young woman riding bareback. 63 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,080 Sort of... 64 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,640 Lady Godiva or something. 65 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,440 Of course. 66 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,840 What do you see, Mr. Ipkiss? 67 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,680 I don't know. 68 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:57,120 Bright colors... 69 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,640 It's a power tie. 70 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,480 Supposed to make you feel... 71 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,520 powerful. 72 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,960 Does it work? 73 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,920 Now, how about that account? 74 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,080 We have... 75 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,160 several different plans. 76 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,480 Savings. 77 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:21,880 Checking. 78 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,440 Savings and checking. 79 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,680 Savings and CD's. 80 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,000 Checking and CD's. 81 00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:29,880 Savings, checking and CD's. T-Bills. 82 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,680 Or we can throw your money in a big mattress. 83 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,520 Now, I have some forms for you to fill out. 84 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:51,880 That's it, sweetheart. Now just a little bit to the right. 85 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,800 Keep it down back there. 86 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,440 We'll try. 87 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,560 - What do you think? - Layout's not bad. But... 88 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,400 the motion detectors are a pain. 89 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,640 But you can pull this off, right? 90 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,520 You talking to the Doctor. 91 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,440 I do have one question. 92 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,240 Which is? 93 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,720 What's Niko have to say about this? 94 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,280 Nothing. 95 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,040 - This isn't his grift. - Get real, man. 96 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,920 Everything is his grift. 97 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:25,040 He owns you, he owns this club, he owns this whole stinking town. 98 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,360 Things change. 99 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:32,120 You mess with Niko, you end up taking a dirt nap. 100 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:35,800 He's the only one who's napping... 101 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,440 and I'm about to give him a serious wake-up call. 102 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,520 But we need cash... 103 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,760 so first we take the bank... 104 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,240 then we take Niko... 105 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,480 and then, my friend, school is out. 106 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,760 And this whole city is our playground. 107 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,720 Bub, watch where you're going! 108 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,200 Hang on, hang on! 109 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,400 Don't get your panties in a twist. 110 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,600 What the hell is it? 111 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,720 I don't know... 112 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,920 about seven hundred bucks, eh? 113 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,560 Now, what can I do for you, bub? 114 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,520 I'm here for the Civic. 115 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,280 The brake drums are shot and you need a new transmission. 116 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,960 What?! 117 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,960 All I wanted was an oil change. 118 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:44,040 Lucky we caught these problems before they caused serious trouble. 119 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,840 Sign right here, and press down hard. 120 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,360 - There's no price. - There will be. 121 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:54,800 I've no car. I need a car tonight. 122 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,120 Bring around the loaner. 123 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,960 The loaner? 124 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,040 The loaner? 125 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,360 It's a classic. 126 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,360 Gals, meet my buddy Stanley lpkiss. 127 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,680 Humungo in the banking business. 128 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,800 - Not really. - Let's get in this joint. 129 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,640 How you doing, buddy? 130 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:59,360 - It's Charlie! - How you doing? 131 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,880 - How you doing, my friend? - Long time no see. 132 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,440 Good to see you. 133 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,200 Come on, gals. 134 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,240 See you on the inside. 135 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,120 This is a mistake. 136 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,800 You crossed the rope. Never cross the rope. 137 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,880 - My friends are inside. - Lose him. 138 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,600 This isn't fair. 139 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:30,880 Watch it, I'm a bleeder. 140 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,000 Put me down now, or I am never coming back here. 141 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,880 Jeez. 142 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,200 Mr. Ipkiss! 143 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,920 Hi. 144 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,720 Are you okay? 145 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,320 Me? 146 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,600 I'm great.. 147 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:09,560 Really good. 148 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,800 I never felt better, really. 149 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,800 I'm just... 150 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,080 catching some air. 151 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,920 Your car, sir. 152 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,240 That's not my car. 153 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:20,840 It matches the ticket. 154 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,160 Alright... 155 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,160 I'll take it. 156 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,880 But I am very angry! 157 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,840 Believe this? 158 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,320 You drive in in a Porsche... 159 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,640 Hey, Mister! 160 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,120 Hold on! 161 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,240 I know CPR! 162 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,600 Hey, you! 163 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,080 What are you doing down there? 164 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,560 I'm just looking for... 165 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,400 my mask! 166 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,080 I got it. 167 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,960 Do you have any idea what time it is? 168 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,680 Actually, no. 169 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:34,840 My new carpet! 170 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,560 Well ,this is coming right out of your security deposit. 171 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,560 You know... 172 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:41,720 What? 173 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,440 Nothing. 174 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,760 Well, that's what you are, lpkiss, a big nothing. 175 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,560 Aren't you due at the lab to get your bolts tightened? 176 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,200 I should have said that. 177 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,160 Hey, you. 178 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,000 Milo! 179 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,520 No jumping up allowed. It's against doggie ordinance. 180 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,920 What do you want? 181 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,720 You want me to throw that? 182 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,320 I'm very tired. 183 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,040 I'll throw it one time. 184 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,000 I won't throw it with you attached to it. 185 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,080 You ready? 186 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,640 Get it. 187 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,840 Ipkiss! 188 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,080 Turn down those cartoons! 189 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,520 Alright, Mrs. Peenman! 190 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,960 Dr. Neuman, you say that everybody wears a mask? 191 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,680 That's correct. 192 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,600 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking. 193 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,560 We suppress the id, our darkest desires... 194 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,480 and adopt a more socially acceptable image. 195 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:25,640 The book is "The Masks We Wear" by Dr. Arthur Neuman. 196 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,400 Thank you for being here. 197 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,520 What's the matter with you? 198 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:34,680 What is it? 199 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,880 What are you looking for? 200 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,800 You like this thing? You like it? 201 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,480 "The Masks We Wear". 202 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,640 "That's correct. 203 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,160 We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking". 204 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,920 Yeah, right. 205 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,400 Smoking! 206 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,320 It's party time. 207 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,720 P-A-R-T-Y 208 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,800 Why? Because I gotta. 209 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,200 MANAGER 210 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,960 QUIET PLEASE 211 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,760 Snooze! 212 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,040 Look, ma, I'm road kill! 213 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,840 - Get out of the road! - I think he wants to communicate. 214 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,560 squeeze me gently 215 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,720 Hey, mister... 216 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,680 you got the time? 217 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,240 As a matter of fact, I do, Cubbie! 218 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,400 Look at that! 219 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:48,400 Time to honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. 220 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,320 Come on! 221 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,920 Step right up here, don't be shy! 222 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,120 Nobody likes... 223 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,400 a bashful leather head. 224 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,480 Move it! 225 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,840 For my first trick... 226 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,120 I'll do something for you, son. 227 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:23,360 We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here, you bother me. 228 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,320 Now... 229 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,200 Sorry, wrong pocket. 230 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,520 For you... 231 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,400 a little body English. 232 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,400 A French poodle. 233 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,520 The dog was rabid, had to put it down. 234 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,560 At last but not least, my favorite. 235 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,640 A Tommy gun. 236 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,320 This is incredible. 237 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,880 With these powers I could be... 238 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,640 a superhero. 239 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,720 I'd fight crime, protect the innocent... 240 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:28,280 work for world peace. 241 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,880 But first... 242 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,960 RIPLEY'S AUTO FINISHING 243 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,360 Hold onto your lug nuts... 244 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,320 it's time for an overhaul. 245 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,280 It was a dream. 246 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,120 It was a dream. 247 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,760 I must lay off the cartoons. 248 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,200 Lt. Kellaway. You know anything about the disturbance last night? 249 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,760 Disturbance? 250 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,960 Some prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman. 251 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,440 Attacked? 252 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,080 You didn't hear anything? 253 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:06,280 She unloaded a couple of rounds of buckshot 5 feet from here. 254 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,360 Look at the floor. 255 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,800 He put that right in my floor, then he jumped out... 256 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,200 the window. Officer, are you writing notes? 257 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,000 This is... 258 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,200 impossible. 259 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,000 Those pyjamas are impossible. This happened. 260 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,600 See, I have... 261 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,720 an inner ear problem. 262 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,840 - Sometimes I can't hear anything. - Is that so? 263 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:37,200 Here's my card. If you recall anything unusual about last night... 264 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,720 anything at all, call me. 265 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,360 You bet. Thank you. 266 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,440 And good luck... 267 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,680 cracking the case. 268 00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,760 Oh, my God, I'm late! 269 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,880 Keys, keys... 270 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,680 Where's the keys? 271 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920 Damn. 272 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,720 Get the keys. 273 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:11,920 Find them. 274 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,920 Get the keys. 275 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,200 I am so late. 276 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,160 Good boy. 277 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,360 Come on, Milo. Give them to me. Drop it. 278 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:07,440 I want a proctologist standing by. 279 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,440 The best one you can find. 280 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,240 Can you tell me what happened? 281 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,920 - No, you can quote me. - Looks like some Mob tactic. 282 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,120 She broke the case. Come on, get these rubbernecks out of here. 283 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,240 Where were you last night? We looked all over for you. 284 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,120 Did you happen to look outside, in the gutter? 285 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,680 Did you check the paper? 286 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,480 Your girlfriend got a great review. 287 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,520 Bombshell Explodes at Coco Bongo 288 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,320 You're 50 minutes late. That's like stealing. 289 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:47,920 I'm sorry, Mr. Dickey. It'll never happen again. I've been a jerk. 290 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,640 If you weren't busy oogling girlie pictures... 291 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,920 you might get some work done. 292 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,640 Sir. She's a perspective client of Stanley's. 293 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,080 Really? 294 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,560 The next time she comes in... 295 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,040 send her to my office. 296 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,200 You bet. 297 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,160 Gee, I wish "my" daddy owned a bank. 298 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,360 Then I could be a rich little creep too. 299 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,240 You think she'll ever come back? 300 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,760 Oh, man, forget her. Listen to me. 301 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,320 Girls like her always look for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal. 302 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,560 You don't know that. 303 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,560 She's an artist. She's... 304 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,760 - sensitive. - Forget her. 305 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:39,760 She'll rip out your heart, put it in a blender and hit "frappe". 306 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,520 You don't need her. You need somebody down to earth. 307 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:47,520 Somebody with some integrity. Somebody with... 308 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,800 red hair... 309 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,680 full, pouting lips... 310 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,960 a white blouse, green jacket... 311 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,240 and a name tag. 312 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,480 You really narrowed it down. 313 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,640 Too bad she's already taken. 314 00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,960 Hello there, may I be of assistance? 315 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,000 Stanley lpkiss? 316 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,400 Hi! I'm Peggy Brandt from the Tribune. 317 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,080 I canceled my subscription because they kept stealing-- 318 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:18,880 No, actually, I want to ask you a few questions. 319 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,520 Really? About what? 320 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,120 Ripley Auto Finishing. You're a customer, aren't you? 321 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,200 Me? 322 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:32,120 I don't even have a car. 323 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,720 You know, 'cause they pollute. 324 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,160 You don't own an '89 Civic? 325 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,240 Oh, that car, yeah. 326 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,640 It's coming back to me. 327 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,080 Miss... What was your name? 328 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,360 Peggy Brandt. 329 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,560 Wait a minute. 330 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,280 Peggy Brandt? 331 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,800 Of "Ask Peggy"? 332 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,520 That's right. 333 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,400 You printed one of my letters last year. 334 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,840 Remember? "Nice Guys Finish Last." 335 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,320 You're Mister Nice Guy? 336 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,760 Do you realize how much mail we got about that letter? 337 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,040 100's of women are looking for a guy like you. 338 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,120 Really? 339 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,200 You know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? 340 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,880 Most think monogamy is a kind of wood. 341 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,320 Why are you covering this story? 342 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,960 Because "Dear Peggy" pays dick. I'm starving to death. 343 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,120 I'm looking to become a real reporter. 344 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,040 When you were at Ripley Auto did you see anything suspicious? 345 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,280 Anything? 346 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,240 I won't make trouble for you. 347 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,760 I just want the truth. 348 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,880 God, I wish I knew the truth. You know, I really do. 349 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,520 If you think of anything... 350 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,360 this is my number. 351 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,160 This is my... 352 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,560 you know, personal number. 353 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,040 100's of women are looking for a guy like me? 354 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,400 Sure. 355 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,240 I'm one of them. 356 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,160 120 yards. 357 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,680 Hello, Dorian. 358 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,360 Thanks for dropping by. 359 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:38,560 Next time, call. Leave the delivery boys at home. 360 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,200 The cops... 361 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,960 tried to shut the club down this morning. 362 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,520 They say you've been using the place to run your own small-time scams. 363 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,000 When I hear things like that... 364 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,400 I start losing my concentration. 365 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,000 My game... 366 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,080 it goes straight to hell. 367 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,600 You could too. 368 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,120 205 yards. 369 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200 I'm fed up with you... 370 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,440 but.... 371 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,120 I'll cut you a break. 372 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,560 One week to get out of town. 373 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,640 After that... 374 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:46,160 I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new nine iron. 375 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,320 Are you okay? 376 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,840 Your car, sir. 377 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,120 I am now. 378 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,520 Tina, come on. 379 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,120 You can't. 380 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,520 You can't. 381 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,360 Go on. 382 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,320 I don't believe it. 383 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,080 Stupid. 384 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,640 She would never... 385 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,440 No way! 386 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,640 Hold on, Sugar. 387 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,800 Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight. 388 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,280 Somebody,stop me. 389 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,680 Can't make the scene if you don't have the green. 390 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,840 I better make a little stop. 391 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,720 EDGE CITY POWER "SERVICE WORTH WAITING FOR" 392 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,360 How's it going, Freeze? 393 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,880 It's looking good here. 394 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,040 You're on your own. I must go downstairs, make sure I'm seen. 395 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120 Do it. 396 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,560 The doctor is about to operate. 397 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,480 Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not. 398 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,480 Cops! 399 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,400 Not on the list, not in the club. 400 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,840 How do? 401 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,840 You on the list? 402 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:39,880 No, but I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them? 403 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,560 Franklin, Grant... 404 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,840 and Jackson. 405 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,320 That's it! No one gets in. 406 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,440 Now we present the most beautiful flower of the Congo Bongo... 407 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,560 Miss Tina Carlyle. 408 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:16,960 Beautiful. 409 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,480 Love makes me treat you... 410 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,840 The way that I do Gee, baby... 411 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:28,080 ain't I good to you 412 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,080 There's nothing too good... 413 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,600 for a boy that's so true 414 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:37,640 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 415 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,080 I bought you a fur coat for Christmas 416 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,600 A diamond ring... 417 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,400 a Cadillac car... 418 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,440 And everything 419 00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,160 Love makes me treat you... 420 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,520 the way that I do 421 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,360 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 422 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,320 Love makes me treat you... 423 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,560 the way that I do 424 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,520 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 425 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,960 There's nothing too good... 426 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,800 for a man so true 427 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,440 Gee,baby, ain't I good to you 428 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:22,960 I know how to make a man happy I'll treat you right 429 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,920 - Why are you here? - There's trouble. 430 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,480 You better come upstairs. 431 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,200 Come on, let's go. 432 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,360 They got me paying taxes... 433 00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,160 for what I gave to you 434 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,000 Gee, baby, ain't I good to you 435 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,320 Let's rock this joint. 436 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,440 Smoking. 437 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,720 What happened? 438 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,920 Someone hit the joint before us. 439 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,760 Get that, Doc. 440 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,120 Suck on that. 441 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,800 Son of a bitch! 442 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,360 Who did this, man? 443 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,080 Who?! 444 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,200 Him! 445 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,760 That's the guy. 446 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,040 The guy dancing with Tina? 447 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,840 He's dead meat. 448 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,000 Come on. 449 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,720 I want this place cleared now. 450 00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:01,000 Club's closed. Move it! You think I'm joking? Come on, move it! 451 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,040 Party's over, let's go! 452 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,000 Get out of here. 453 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,440 Get lost! 454 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,520 Okay, Twinkle Toes. 455 00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,920 Where is my money, tell me now. 456 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:22,160 You've got 17.5 % in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year. 457 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,400 8 % in stocks and bonds. 458 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,920 Carry the 9, divide by the GNP... 459 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,400 Fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible. 460 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,840 Ice this deadbeat. 461 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:38,920 Shoot him! 462 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,000 Thanks. 463 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,840 You got me, partner. 464 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,080 Hold me close,Red. 465 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,960 It's getting dark. 466 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,520 Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. 467 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,480 Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas. 468 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,040 Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. 469 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,280 Pardon me. 470 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,160 Thank you. 471 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,080 You love me. 472 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,040 You really love me. 473 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,760 You're not going anywhere. 474 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,440 Drop it, Tyrel! 475 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,600 Drop it. 476 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,520 You got a warrant? Or did you come for a nightcap? 477 00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,360 What I got is probable cause. 478 00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,680 Your boys knocked over Edge City Bank. 479 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,520 Easy. You're giving me a woody. 480 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,120 And one was wearing a big, green mask. 481 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,680 For once, you're right. 482 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,080 Except it wasn't one of my boys. 483 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,600 Maybe if you tried a little actual police work... 484 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:41,000 Cuff him. 485 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,480 We got a stiff upstairs. It's a guy from the heist. 486 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,280 Call that high-priced lawyer of yours. 487 00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:49,560 We'll go downtown for a chat. 488 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,440 Get him out of here. 489 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:13,680 I know you're in there. 490 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:17,880 Police! 491 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,080 Open up! 492 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,760 Oh, my God. 493 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,680 I know you're in there! 494 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:37,120 Open up! 495 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,960 Come on, I'm getting blisters on my fingers. 496 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Stop it. 497 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,280 I'm coming, okay. 498 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,760 I'll be right there. 499 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,880 Let's go, move it! 500 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,800 Alright! 501 00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,840 Hi, Lieutenant. 502 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,440 This isn't the best time right now. I just-- 503 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,360 Won't you come in? 504 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,480 Where were you last night? 505 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,040 Here, mostly. 506 00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,000 Something wrong? 507 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,000 What do you know about The Mask? 508 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,080 "Mask?" 509 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,760 Don't insult my intelligence. 510 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,480 He robs the bank you work in, then I find this in the Coco Bongo. 511 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,080 There can't be 2 idiots with these pajamas. 512 00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,480 May I see those pajamas? 513 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,200 Those pajamas? 514 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,040 Those pajamas... 515 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,400 were stolen. 516 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,000 Somebody stole your pajamas? 517 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:56,200 What is this city coming to... 518 00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,280 when a man's pajama drawer is no longer safe! 519 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,800 Look at that guy. 520 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,920 - Nobody's that fast at my bank. - I'll say. 521 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,960 That's one hell of a rubber mask. 522 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,280 Lab reports? 523 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:21,720 We got fingerprints from currency, but nothing matches Tyrel's men. 524 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,280 He beat them to the punch. 525 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,960 Get the bank employee files and run down the prints on a guy named lpkiss. 526 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,440 You figure it was an inside job? 527 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,960 I need some prints to lock this whack job up till doomsday. 528 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,280 50 grand... 529 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,760 to whoever finds that green bastard before the cops. 530 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:46,040 I want you to get the word out to every street hustler... 531 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,760 every low life in this town. Understand? 532 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,840 I want him here tomorrow, alive. 533 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:54,960 You still here? 534 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,880 Come on, let's go. 535 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,400 What are you looking at? 536 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:04,520 You. 537 00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,120 You're losing it. 538 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,800 I'm not losing anything... 539 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,640 except maybe some extra baggage. 540 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:13,240 What's that mean? 541 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,680 You didn't fight much last night when that freak kissed you. 542 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,880 Did it look like I had much of a choice? 543 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,560 Maybe you did... 544 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,360 maybe you didn't. Who knows, right? 545 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,240 I'll tell you one thing. 546 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,520 It's going to be payback for anybody who crosses me. 547 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,160 We have a crisis here and you stroll in an hour late? 548 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,120 If I must put up with-- 549 00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,880 Back off, monkey boy... 550 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,480 or I'll tell your dad you treat this place like your piggy bank. 551 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:00,400 Or we should call the IRS... 552 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,560 and arrange a vacation for you at Club Fed? 553 00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,440 That'll be all. 554 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,240 Genius. 555 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,840 That was genius. Buddy, I have chills. 556 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,600 God! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man? 557 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:22,040 I'm not sure. 558 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,360 I haven't exactly been myself lately. 559 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,400 You don't look real fabulous. 560 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,360 Really, do I look bad? 561 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:33,960 Don't worry. This'll put the color back in your cheeks. 562 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,160 2 tickets to the charity ball at the Coco Bongo Club, Saturday. 563 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,600 Anybody who's anybody will be there. 564 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,480 Want to be my date? 565 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,080 Wait just a minute. 566 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,360 - Why are you here? - I wanted to thank you. 567 00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,240 I don't have much to open an account with anymore. 568 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,520 What about the club? You were doing great. 569 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,320 It's not your problem. I'll be okay. 570 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,040 Come here. 571 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,880 You didn't stop by just to see me, did you? 572 00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,640 It's okay, tell me. 573 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,760 The guy they say robbed this place... 574 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,560 - The Mask? - I think he was at the club. 575 00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,800 Really? 576 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,360 They say he's pretty... 577 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:31,520 weird looking. 578 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,040 Yeah, but... 579 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,400 you should see him dance. 580 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,400 Did anyone find out who he is? 581 00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,520 Why, you interested? 582 00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,360 Just curious, I guess. 583 00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,720 I better be going. 584 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,680 Thanks for everything. 585 00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,800 You'd like to see him again? 586 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,160 I wouldn't mind. 587 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:09,760 I know him, you know. 588 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,400 You do? 589 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,480 We're old college buddies, him and me. 590 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,040 It's funny you mention he dances because... 591 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,920 I taught him a couple of dance moves myself. 592 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,000 Think you could have him meet me tonight? 593 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,080 Maybe I could work something out. 594 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,960 - How about at Landfill Park? - Sunset. 595 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,840 - Perfect. - Super. 596 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,480 Thanks, Stanley. You really are a nice guy. 597 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,200 This is an interesting place. 598 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,320 Looks like fourth- or fifth-century Scandinavian. 599 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,600 Possibly a representation of one of the Norse night gods, maybe Loki. 600 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,080 Loki? 601 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,520 Who is Loki? 602 00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,960 The Norse god of mischief. 603 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,800 Supposedly he caused such trouble that Odin banished him from Valhalla forever. 604 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,360 Then he could have banished him into that mask. 605 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,360 I'm talking about mythology, Mr. Ipkiss. 606 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,280 This is a piece of wood. 607 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,720 but your book...! 608 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,160 My book is about masks as a metaphor. 609 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:28,200 A metaphor,not to be taken literally. 610 00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,120 You suffer from a mild delusion. 611 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,520 Alright. 612 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,440 I'll prove it to you. 613 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,000 But I am not responsible for the consequences. 614 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,800 Just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mr. Expert. 615 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,800 You don't scare me. Go right ahead. 616 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,960 See you. 617 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,280 You said Loki was a night god. Maybe it works at night. 618 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:27,600 I should warn you that I don't work personally with really sick people. 619 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,960 There are private institutions for those things. 620 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,840 I can arrange for a safe environment for you tonight, if you want. 621 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,520 I must see Tina. 622 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,280 But what can I do? 623 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,120 Do I go as myself... 624 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:47,720 or The Mask? 625 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,080 If I tell you, you promise to leave my office right now? 626 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,240 Go as yourself... 627 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,480 and as The Mask. 628 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,720 Because they are both one and the same beautiful person. 629 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,480 Got the cross-check on the fingerprints. It's lpkiss. 630 00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,800 I'm looking at him. 631 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,240 Keep the SWAT team standing by. 632 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,840 If he's half as bad as they say, we'll have a full dance card. 633 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,600 Pickle relish? 634 00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,480 - Get in the car. - But I ordered onion rings. 635 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,680 LANDFILL PARK 636 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,880 What are you doing here? 637 00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:59,360 I wanted to make sure that you 2 got together all right. 638 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,160 That's nice. 639 00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:04,440 I hardly ever stop by here. 640 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,560 It's hard to believe it was... 641 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,760 a garbage heap. 642 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:14,760 It's really beautiful right around sunset. 643 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,640 The methane emissions really pick up the colors. 644 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,080 All those... 645 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,640 pinks and greens. 646 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,760 My friend will be along here any minute. I better go. 647 00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,280 Stanley, wait. 648 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,920 Hello, cherie. 649 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,960 We meet again! 650 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,280 Is it fate? 651 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,200 Is it meant to be? It is written in the stars... 652 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:51,640 that we are destined to fraternize? 653 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,440 I'd like to think so. 654 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,880 Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. 655 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:07,560 I will spread your p t . I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise. 656 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,840 She's so coy. 657 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,800 I love it. 658 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:24,960 Our love is like a red, red rose. 659 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,480 And I am a little thorny. 660 00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:30,000 Je t'adore! Je t'adore! 661 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,080 Shoot the window. I don't care! 662 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,560 This is Kellaway. I need back-up. 663 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,320 Cigarette? 664 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,120 Now, like Napoleon... 665 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,520 I will divide and conquer. 666 00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:59,480 Police! 667 00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,680 Merde. 668 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,040 Freeze. 669 00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:08,520 Put your hands up. 670 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:10,760 But you told me to freeze. 671 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,880 Alright, alright, unfreeze. 672 00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,880 You're under arrest. 673 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,600 It wasn't me. 674 00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,040 It was the one-armed man. 675 00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,600 Alright, I confess. 676 00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,880 I did it, you hear? And I'm glad, glad, I tell you! 677 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:33,360 What are they going to do to me, Sarge? What are they going to do? 678 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,600 Sorry, son, that's not my department. 679 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,840 Search him. 680 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,280 Where's a camcorder when you need one? 681 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:51,400 It's going to be a long night. My wife'll kill me. 682 00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,960 - What is it? - Cops got lpkiss at Landfill Park. 683 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,520 Let me cover it. I need this story. You go home to Claire. 684 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,680 I don't know. Ramsey said-- 685 00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,920 I will take care of Ramsey. 686 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,640 Thanks a million, I owe you one. 687 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,120 Really big sunglasses, nerf ball... 688 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,520 Bike horn... 689 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,320 Small-mouthed bass... bowling pin... 690 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,840 mouse-trap... 691 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,480 rubber chicken... 692 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,520 - Little to the left. That's it. - I don't know. 693 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,480 Funny eyeball glasses... 694 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,760 I've never seen those in my life. 695 00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,920 - bazooka. - I have a permit for that. 696 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,800 - Picture of Kellaway's wife... - What? 697 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,920 CALL ME LOVER! 698 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,960 Margaret! Son of a bitch! 699 00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:39,160 I figured you had a sense of humor. 700 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,400 you married her! 701 00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,320 That's got to hurt. 702 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,640 Get him! 703 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,640 It's over. Raise your hands... 704 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,680 or we'll fire. 705 00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,160 Hit it! 706 00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,040 They call me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the rumba beat 707 00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:43,600 When I play the maracas 708 00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:45,360 I go chick-chicky boom 709 00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:47,960 Yes, I'm Cuban Pete 710 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:50,200 I'm the craze of my street 711 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,240 When I start to dance everything goes Chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom 712 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,360 The senoritas sing... 713 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,600 and they swing 714 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,520 It's very nice 715 00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,640 Full of spice 716 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:06,680 They dance and bring a happy ring Never a care 717 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:10,520 Singing a song All the day long 718 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:16,680 If you like the beat Take a lesson from Cuban Pete 719 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,920 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom 720 00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,840 He's a modest guy 721 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,120 Although he's the hottest guy 722 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,920 In Havana 723 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,960 Si, senorita, I know... 724 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,520 that when I chicky boom 725 00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,720 It's very nice so full of spice 726 00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:38,840 I place my hand on your hip 727 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,520 And if you will give me your hand 728 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,360 Then we shall try Just you and I 729 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,200 - Not bad. - Shut up and help me down. 730 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,760 I'll teach you to chick-chicky boom Chick-chicky boom 731 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,800 Dance and I'll blow your brains out. 732 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,320 Give me that thing. 733 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:23,880 See you! 734 01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,960 There! Let's get him. Snap out of it. This dance is over! 735 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:30,360 Let's go! Follow me, officers! 736 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,920 He's down the alley. Follow me. Come on. Grab your gun. 737 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,640 Stanley, get in! 738 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:03,920 There! 739 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,040 Halt, or I'll shoot! 740 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,080 Shoot! Shoot! 741 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,600 Seat belts. 742 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:19,760 I missed him. 743 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,440 Come on, we all missed him. 744 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:29,200 THE MASK ROBS BANK 745 01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:30,960 I saw it. 746 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,520 I saw everything. 747 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,720 What's happening to you, Stanley? 748 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,880 It's crazy. 749 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,760 I'm losing control. 750 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,840 When I put that mask on... 751 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,920 I can do anything. 752 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:54,760 Be anything. 753 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,880 It's wrecking my life. 754 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:03,800 My life is wrecked. Wrecked. 755 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,200 I don't know what's happening to you... 756 01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,800 but I do know this: 757 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,120 that letter you sent my column... 758 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,040 that was from a guy with more guts... 759 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,800 and more heart... 760 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:25,080 than any of the creeps I've met in this city. 761 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,080 Whatever that mask is... 762 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,480 you don't need it. 763 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,680 You... 764 01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,760 Stanley lpkiss... 765 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,960 are already all you'll ever need to be. 766 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,080 Gosh, Peg... 767 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:47,440 do you really mean that? 768 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,960 Actually... 769 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,080 no. 770 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,680 What? 771 01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,480 Where were you? I've been vamping for 20 minutes. 772 01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,400 Is this him? 773 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,360 You got the 50 thou'? 774 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,280 Give her the money. 775 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,640 Right. 776 01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,280 With the mask on, he turns into that green thing. 777 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,000 What are you doing? 778 01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:22,040 Sorry. You really are a great guy, I just can't lose my condo. 779 01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:25,040 It's so hard to find an apartment in this city. 780 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,320 You said you wouldn't hurt him! 781 01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,440 I lied. 782 01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,560 Tell me. 783 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,040 How's this mask work? 784 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,840 I don't know. You just... 785 01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,000 put it on. 786 01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,440 Boss... 787 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,800 be careful, huh? 788 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,960 What a rush. 789 01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,960 You okay? 790 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,920 I'm better than ever, you idiot. 791 01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:51,000 What do we do with lpkiss? 792 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,120 The police want the mask. 793 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:58,040 We'll give them The Mask. 794 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:10,040 The money better be here... 795 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,600 or you can lp-kiss your ass good-bye. 796 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,080 Get over there. 797 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:13,480 Can't believe it. Hardened cops dancing in the street... 798 01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,920 and broadcast on the 11 o'clock news. 799 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,680 - The SWAT team was offered Vegas. - I'm history. 800 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,600 The Captain'll have my badge for breakfast with a pension on top. 801 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:26,120 It's not all your fault. Something will turn up. 802 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,720 Sure, lpkiss will fall right into my lap. 803 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,040 Get him off of me! 804 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,080 Wait! 805 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:45,840 I can explain everything. 806 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:49,560 You can explain everything? Explain this! 807 01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,960 Get him up! Let's go! I got a cell for you, pal. 808 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,040 Forget about me, buddy. 809 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,320 Find a new place to live. 810 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,960 I'll be in here for a long, long time. 811 01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,440 You, with the face. 812 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,960 You got a visitor. 813 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,200 - Why? - Is it true? 814 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:56,440 You're The Mask. 815 01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,600 Yeah, but don't tell anybody. If I get... 816 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,560 a good lawyer and a deal... 817 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,720 I'll be out in about 10,000 years. 818 01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:06,960 It's risky, coming here. 819 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,440 Your boyfriend might be upset. 820 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,960 He'll be at the charity ball tonight. 821 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,200 Like what? The Lambada? 822 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:21,280 This is serious. There must be a way to stop him. 823 01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,400 How does it work? 824 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,520 I don't know. 825 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,760 It's like... 826 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:32,080 it brings your innermost desires to life. 827 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,360 If deep down inside... 828 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,640 you're a bit repressed and hopelessly romantic... 829 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,720 you become some sort of... 830 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,360 a love-crazy wild man. 831 01:08:43,440 --> 01:08:45,360 And if you're like Dorian? 832 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,120 Then we're all in big trouble. 833 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:51,040 And if I were you, I'd get out of town. Fast. 834 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,040 Thanks. 835 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,040 For what? 836 01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,280 Lots of things. 837 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:05,240 Sharing a sunset with me. 838 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:10,320 For being the only guy who treated me like a person, not... 839 01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:11,480 a party favor. 840 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:17,360 For being any kind of romantic... 841 01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:19,200 even a hopeless one. 842 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,440 You're welcome. 843 01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,040 That night at the club I knew... 844 01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:31,960 I'd found someone special. 845 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,080 The Mask. 846 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,960 It was the guy inside The Mask. 847 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:43,480 It was you all along. 848 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,200 Lady, time's up. 849 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:53,120 Could I have just... 850 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,000 one more minute? 851 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:59,160 I've got to disappear for a while now. 852 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:02,720 Don't know where but I'll let you know as soon as I can. 853 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,480 Somebody help me! 854 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:53,720 Guard, guard! 855 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,920 A woman's being chased in the alley. 856 01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,840 She needs help. 857 01:10:58,920 --> 01:11:01,520 Sure. Keep it down. 858 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,240 Serve and protect, man! 859 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,160 Good boy. Come on. 860 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,280 Jump up. Can you jump up? 861 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,760 Remember how I taught you not to jump up on people? Forget that. 862 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,760 Come on! Get up here. 863 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,720 Get up. Get up here! 864 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,040 Get up. Get up here. That's it. 865 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:46,480 You can do it. Come on. Come on! 866 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,440 Put some effort into it! 867 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:10,160 Baby, there you are. 868 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,000 I was worried about you. 869 01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:15,960 - You talk to the cops? - Only to see what lpkiss told them. 870 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,920 That's right, you and Stanley. You two are getting awfully close. 871 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,960 Bet you helped him with the bank job. 872 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:25,720 - That's ridiculous. - Oh, is it? 873 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,400 Look what I found in her car. 874 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,400 Going away alone, baby? 875 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,480 Boys, I want you to... 876 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:40,920 get her something pretty to wear. 877 01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:45,840 We're going to a party tonight. 878 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,520 We'll have one hell of a time, right? 879 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,440 Get out of my sight. 880 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,960 Jump up. 881 01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:55,200 Get up. Come on. 882 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,760 Come on, Milo. Jump, please. 883 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,880 Do it for Daddy. 884 01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:07,240 That's it! 885 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,120 God, I can't believe it. 886 01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,120 Good boy. Good boy. 887 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,920 See that man over there? 888 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:21,520 He's got keys. 889 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,960 Go get those keys. 890 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,560 Go get them. Go get the keys. 891 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:30,800 That's it. 892 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:33,120 The key. 893 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,920 No, not the cheese, the keys. 894 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,960 Drop the cheese... 895 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,720 and get the keys. 896 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,280 Over there, over there. 897 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:10,000 Oh, man. Come on. 898 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:12,360 Come here. Good boy. That's a good boy. 899 01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,040 Give it, give me the keys. Give me the keys. 900 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,680 Come on, drop it, drop it. 901 01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:20,800 It's sundown. 902 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,640 It's almost time. 903 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,640 I wouldn't, darling. 904 01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,040 DANGER EXPLOSIVES 905 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,920 Wouldn't want to start the celebration early. 906 01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:15,920 Hold it! 907 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:17,680 I am warning you... 908 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:19,920 I am seriously stressed out here. 909 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:21,120 Easy. 910 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,040 Come on. 911 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,400 Don't be an idiot. 912 01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:28,880 You're in a police station. There is no way you'll walk out of here like this. 913 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:31,920 You're know, you're right. 914 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,200 - Absolutely right. - What are you doing? 915 01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,000 You'll take me out... 916 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,760 as your prisoner. 917 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,440 Put it on! Put it on! 918 01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:47,160 Come on. 919 01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:49,840 - I'm really very sorry about this. - I'm sure. 920 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,480 You got the wrong guy. 921 01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:55,920 It's a bum rap. 922 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,600 I got my rights. 923 01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,560 Where are you taking lpkiss? 924 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:02,560 Ixnay! Ehay's otgay an ungay. 925 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:05,960 I get it. Pig Latin, right? 926 01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:07,920 Eesay ouyay aterlay. 927 01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:10,360 Come on! 928 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:20,200 Sit back and relax. 929 01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:24,880 I must change for the party. 930 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,880 TONIGHT, CASINO 931 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,320 WAR ORPHANS FUND 932 01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:56,520 I need cigarettes. 933 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:58,800 - Which brand? - It doesn't matter, I don't smoke. 934 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,560 But for you, I would shoot the Surgeon General. 935 01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:04,800 Mayor Tilton, may we have a word? 936 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,080 I always have time for the press and my loyal constituents. 937 01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,280 Let me out of these cuffs, you drive like a maniac. 938 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,640 Sorry, we're late for the ball. 939 01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:51,240 Alice and the rabbit'll be disappointed. 940 01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,880 Now you're being cynical. 941 01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:56,760 Who are you? 942 01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,720 I'm just an ex-employee... 943 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:02,280 who's come for his back pay. 944 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:04,640 Or should I say payback? 945 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,600 Kill him. 946 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:29,240 Come on. 947 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:51,760 Ladies and gentlemen... 948 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,800 I will be the host... 949 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,840 for the rest of the evening. 950 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,400 Get your dog away from me. 951 01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:11,680 Sorry, he seems to be attracted to you. 952 01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:14,720 Where's everyone? Something's not kosher. 953 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:15,960 - Exactly. - Watch it! 954 01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,200 Sorry. 955 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,680 I must lock you in. 956 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,240 Use the radio. 957 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,520 You know, call for back-up or something. 958 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:31,160 This could be dangerous. Stay here and be a good boy. 959 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:34,880 Daddy has to go kick some ass. 960 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:40,800 He's a dead man. 961 01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:43,600 Down! Get down! 962 01:19:44,600 --> 01:19:47,280 Take it easy, I got the point. 963 01:19:58,440 --> 01:19:59,320 Blow it! 964 01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,000 Bastard. 965 01:20:09,080 --> 01:20:10,680 What's the matter, darling? 966 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,760 This is your big production number. 967 01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,120 And you know it's important... 968 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:17,440 to go out with a big bang. 969 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:27,800 Why are you here? 970 01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:31,200 Take this gun and start sneaking people out the back. 971 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,320 Step back. 972 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:39,640 - Do you know who I am? - A dead man if you don't step back. 973 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:41,560 What about some respect? 974 01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,320 - What kind of thug are you? - All set, Dorian. 975 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,920 That's it. 976 01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:51,120 This party's over... 977 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,040 in 10 minutes. 978 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,920 This is the moment when a man... 979 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,160 shows what he's really made of. 980 01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:01,400 Crap. 981 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:03,200 Drop it. 982 01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:16,720 Smart dog. 983 01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:26,200 Boss, look who decided to crash the party. 984 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,480 How's it going? 985 01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:30,320 Bring him up here! 986 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:33,600 Wait! No! 987 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:37,120 This is no time for last requests. 988 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,600 But all I wanted was a kiss. 989 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,920 A kiss? 990 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:43,880 Just one... 991 01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:45,880 Iast kiss. 992 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,760 I can't shut it off. 993 01:21:48,920 --> 01:21:51,400 There's always time... 994 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:55,200 for one last kiss. 995 01:21:59,960 --> 01:22:02,080 From the real Dorian. 996 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:05,560 The one I used to love. 997 01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:08,880 Nobody ever kissed me like Dorian Tyrel. 998 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:10,840 Romeo! 999 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:12,920 This place will blow! 1000 01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,160 Just wait! 1001 01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:21,360 I've decided... 1002 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,640 to give her one last thrill. 1003 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:43,480 Get it! 1004 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:01,320 Run, Milo! 1005 01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:07,200 Stanley, hurry! 1006 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:08,800 Don't worry. 1007 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,600 It's all over now. 1008 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:22,040 Got you. 1009 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,680 I'll take you apart. 1010 01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:39,840 I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freaking eye! 1011 01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:58,600 Good doggie. 1012 01:23:58,680 --> 01:23:59,600 Good doggie. 1013 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,480 I'm winning! 1014 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:43,640 JACKPOT 1015 01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:58,320 Oh, my God! 1016 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:00,480 This must be a new breed. 1017 01:25:00,560 --> 01:25:02,000 Easy, boy! 1018 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:06,720 Good boy! 1019 01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,080 Did you miss me? 1020 01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,560 I guess not! 1021 01:25:53,400 --> 01:25:56,600 Now, you have to ask yourself one question: 1022 01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:59,120 "Do I feel lucky?" 1023 01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:00,120 Well... 1024 01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,320 do you... 1025 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:05,960 punks? 1026 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:42,000 That's a spicy meatball. 1027 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,960 How do? 1028 01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:59,560 This guy's incorrigible. 1029 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:28,440 You were good, kid, real good... 1030 01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:31,960 but as long as I'm around you'll be second-best. 1031 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:53,920 Police! Hands up! 1032 01:27:55,160 --> 01:27:57,600 Officers, arrest those men. 1033 01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,160 I've always wanted to say that. 1034 01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,160 Come on. 1035 01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,800 Give me that gun. 1036 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:15,360 He stole all our jewelry. Take me to headquarters... 1037 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,320 Stop that man! 1038 01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:21,520 I've got you now. 1039 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:23,600 Watch it, Chunky! 1040 01:28:23,640 --> 01:28:26,480 - Mayor Tilton, I'm so-- - What's wrong with you? 1041 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:28,240 That man is The Mask. 1042 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:32,200 No. Dorian Tyrel was The Mask. I saw it with my own eyes. 1043 01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:34,320 This man here saved our lives. 1044 01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:37,320 - With a little help. - You're a real hero. 1045 01:28:38,160 --> 01:28:39,800 It's nothing... 1046 01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:41,840 any American with... 1047 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:45,040 balls of steel wouldn't do for his community. 1048 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,120 Come on. 1049 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:51,400 Mayor Tilton, did you see that dog? 1050 01:28:51,480 --> 01:28:54,240 Leave the dog alone. 1051 01:28:54,320 --> 01:28:56,880 I want you in my office first thing tomorrow. 1052 01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:59,960 - Yes, Your Honor. - That doesn't sound good at all. 1053 01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:03,440 No, it doesn't. What would sound good to you? 1054 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,680 - Breakfast. - Shut up! 1055 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,280 Sure you know what you're doing? 1056 01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,440 I'm sure. 1057 01:29:30,520 --> 01:29:32,400 Then do what you must. 1058 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,200 Sure you won't miss this guy? 1059 01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:50,480 When he's gone, all that's left is me. 1060 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:35,080 Smoking! 1061 01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:50,480 THE MASK 1062 01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:57,921 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org