1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:03:22,579 --> 00:03:28,459 THE NINTH CONFIGURATION 3 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:55,320 Aborting the launch. 4 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:01,868 Aborting the launch. 5 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:05,580 There is nothing up there! Nothing, nothing! 6 00:04:57,090 --> 00:04:59,551 Somebody's coming. 7 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:07,058 Good morning, you fucking Venusians! You wanna fight me? I'll fight you! 8 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,686 May Day, May day, Sink the Bismarck! 9 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:11,729 I'm coming down. 10 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:16,234 Look out..this looks like a job for superman... 11 00:05:16,234 --> 00:05:22,824 Damn you Mayor Nammack, get a move on! Move on! Move on you weirdos! 12 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:25,368 You know I wish you'd douche; sincerely. 13 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:27,662 Watch your elbow. 14 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:30,039 Hey mom, could I have a quarter for the movies please? 15 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,877 Damned sun, there is no color in the air. 16 00:05:34,544 --> 00:05:37,380 - What country is this? - The Bronx. 17 00:05:40,300 --> 00:05:41,843 Attention! 18 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,314 Hail Caesar! 19 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,866 Towards the end of the war in Vietnam an unusually high percentage... 20 00:06:04,908 --> 00:06:09,245 ... of american servicemen suddenly manifested symptoms of psychosis. 21 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,873 Most of them were in combat... 22 00:06:11,915 --> 00:06:15,001 ... and had no prior history of mental disturbance. 23 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:17,587 These facts, 24 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:20,715 plus the epidemic scope of the problem and the controversial nature of the vietnam war... 25 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,967 ...led american authorities to wonder whether many... 26 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:25,136 ... if not most of the men, were faking. 27 00:06:25,929 --> 00:06:28,181 To probe the mystery, 28 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:30,808 the government established a network of secret study centres and clinics. 29 00:06:30,934 --> 00:06:35,104 The last of these No. 18 was highly experimental in nature... 30 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:39,108 ... set up in an old abandoned castle in Pacific NorthWest in United States. 31 00:06:40,318 --> 00:06:42,779 Among these inmates was an astronaut, 32 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:46,324 who during final countdown had aborted the mission into outer space. 33 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:50,161 Robert Browning had the clap, 34 00:06:50,870 --> 00:06:54,374 and he caught it from Charlotte and Emily Bronte. 35 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:59,212 - Shut your mouth, you crazy bastard! - You don't want to hear the truth. 36 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,799 - He caught it from both of them... - Shut up! 37 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:06,678 Fucking weirdos. 38 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:10,473 Yellow smartass college pricks... - that says it. 39 00:07:15,687 --> 00:07:17,480 Who do you think you're kidding, huh? 40 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:24,237 Well bad news boys. Tough shit. 41 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:30,326 Well, guess who's coming to take command next week? 42 00:07:30,577 --> 00:07:32,537 Can you guess boys, huh? 43 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,458 A psychiatrist! 44 00:07:38,293 --> 00:07:40,879 The best. The best in uniform! 45 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:44,757 The greatest fucking psychiatrist since Jung! 46 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:49,721 Guessing you're good at, you slimy snakes... 47 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:51,556 - Bravo. - Good image. 48 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:54,642 - Splendid, Groper. - Just one more thing sir. 49 00:07:54,684 --> 00:07:55,852 What? 50 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,980 Stick a pineapple up your ass and pretend you're Hawaiian. -Jesus.. 51 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:02,942 Dammit! Who the hell is coming? 52 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:07,739 Vincent, vincent... 53 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:09,699 Vincent! 54 00:08:24,756 --> 00:08:28,551 - Sorry, sir. - Yes, its alright. 55 00:08:36,226 --> 00:08:41,105 I confess that I love you... 56 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:46,903 ... tell me will you love me too. 57 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:52,700 I confess that I need you... Oh yes, I do. 58 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,581 - ... need you every morning. - Shut up! 59 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,001 What's that in your hand? 60 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:05,922 A fog horn...chinese junks have been reported in the area. 61 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:08,132 Cutshaw, get back in the line. 62 00:09:12,554 --> 00:09:15,098 - Fall in! - You're supposed to be nice to us, Groper. 63 00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:19,060 Here comes the psychiatrist, Groper.. time to clean up your act! 64 00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:21,521 Yeah, call us pricks now, Groper. Go ahead. 65 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:26,109 Hey, lets hear it for the shrink! Let's have a song "You are my sunshine." 66 00:09:28,987 --> 00:09:34,200 "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine... 67 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:39,622 ... you make me happy, When skies are grey. 68 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:45,211 You'll never know, dear, How much I love you.... 69 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:50,842 Please don't take my sunshine away". 70 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:55,805 - Boys, would you knock this off. - Fuck you. 71 00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,434 Its very pretty. 72 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,979 Famous lines from famous movies! 73 00:10:03,396 --> 00:10:07,275 "Oh Frankie, your mother forgives me!" 74 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:10,570 Victor McLaglen in "The Informer" 75 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:15,200 "We don't need no stinking badges" 76 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:19,037 "The Treasure of Sierra Madre" 77 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,041 Thank you, sargeant. 78 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,544 - Take care. - Goodbye, sir. 79 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:27,795 Goodbye. 80 00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:39,682 He's done it again... My jacket, my shirt and my pants... 81 00:10:41,643 --> 00:10:42,685 Sir. 82 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,910 Boys, come to attention. 83 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:02,163 You've go to say "Simon says" then we'll do it... 84 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:03,831 Play therapy. What a fine thought! 85 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:06,501 - Poor bastards. - Simon says fall in! 86 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:13,216 You're a psychiatrist, aren't you? Kane... 87 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:16,344 Yeah, I thought so. I'm Fromme, I'm a medical officer. 88 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,682 Sure as glad you're best. I can use all the help I can possibly get. 89 00:11:20,974 --> 00:11:22,600 - Cutshaw! - Fuck you. 90 00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:24,853 Just answer: "Present". 91 00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:27,313 They're really far gone. 92 00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:29,274 Perhaps... 93 00:11:31,359 --> 00:11:32,527 Perhaps? 94 00:11:32,986 --> 00:11:36,406 What do you mean? You're following some crazy new school of psychiatry? 95 00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:39,117 These guys are nuttier than a wagon-load of pralines. 96 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:42,287 Fromme, where is Fromme? 97 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:47,166 - Would you please direct me to my quarters? - What? 98 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:52,463 - My quarters, would you please direct me to my quarters? - Sure; just follow the yellow brick road. 99 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:56,176 - I beg your pardon? - I said follow... here they are. 100 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,094 Sargeant Krebs and Christian, Sir. 101 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:02,098 And bloody damn well about time... Will you get this man into surgery? 102 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:06,644 Or you are planning to just let him stand here while you and your buddies play soldier?! 103 00:12:06,728 --> 00:12:09,063 For chrissake, what is this? A hospital or a nuthouse? 104 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:12,442 No, no! Not the stethoscope! 105 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,778 Don't let him wrinkle the pants. 106 00:12:17,739 --> 00:12:19,490 I'm colonel Richard Fell, I'm the medic. 107 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:25,038 Really... 108 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,665 Boys, aren't you being a little dick silly? 109 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,667 Vincent? 110 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:33,296 Could I have it again please? 111 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,049 You remind me of Vincent Van Gogh... 112 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:39,344 Either that.... or a lark in a wheat field. I'm not sure which. 113 00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,971 - Have you been drinking? - Never in uniform, no. 114 00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:42,597 I see. 115 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,933 That's my last pair of pants he's got there, you see. 116 00:12:44,974 --> 00:12:46,809 All the rest of them are at the cleaners. 117 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:49,062 and Colonel, if you're planning on my holding this salute much longer, 118 00:12:49,062 --> 00:12:52,815 would you mind calling the Memorial hospital and telling the donor arm is ready for the transplant? 119 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,652 I expect it to be falling off almost any second now. 120 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,696 Thank you, sir. You're a prince of the realm, I swear it. 121 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:00,782 Attention! 122 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:02,909 Shut your fucking mouths. 123 00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:06,204 Firmes! 124 00:13:06,788 --> 00:13:09,916 Listen, I know my rights. I want to see my urologist. 125 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,592 Hail Caesar! 126 00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:25,139 Sir, I present the group. 127 00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:31,938 Jesus Christ... 128 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,292 Dismissed. 129 00:15:28,596 --> 00:15:29,764 Ok, set the cards. 130 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,349 Anything wild? 131 00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:34,644 Douches, 3s, 5s, 7s, 9s and Jack. 132 00:15:35,186 --> 00:15:37,522 You are a very sick man. 133 00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,278 Are you finished? 134 00:15:45,697 --> 00:15:50,034 - Most people cut them only once. - 13 is my lucky number. 135 00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,143 Yup, I know what you mean. 136 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,520 It was Amy Biltmore's place. 137 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:21,858 She had it brought over here from Germany in 1900, stone by stone... 138 00:16:22,442 --> 00:16:25,403 It belonged to her husband, Count of Eltz. What's the matter? You don't like it? 139 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:27,864 Its hardly therapuetic. 140 00:16:28,865 --> 00:16:30,450 Yeah, Exactly what Dracula said about it. 141 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:34,537 But its hidden away in the spring, the Biltmores not brought him for nothing. 142 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,082 Wish I hadn't said that... 143 00:16:42,962 --> 00:16:45,048 - You remind me of someone. - Who? 144 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:47,717 I don't know. 145 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,803 But you seem so familiar to me. 146 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:54,307 Dracula said that too. You see, when he sees a neck, he'll say anything. 147 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,518 - I guess it will come to me. - What? 148 00:16:56,768 --> 00:16:58,728 Who you remind me of... 149 00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:00,772 Oh, didn't you say - 150 00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:12,909 - I hid it goddammit, I hid it. Where did you find - - Groper. 151 00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:15,203 But sir, he's been pounding that... 152 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:17,330 I don't care what he's being doing, 153 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:19,499 You're not to put your hands on him. 154 00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:21,709 But colonel, he can't...! 155 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:26,506 Yes sir. 156 00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,133 Right, sir. 157 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:34,180 Whatever you say, sir. 158 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:37,308 - You're Capitán Fairbanks? - Not today. 159 00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,310 I'm sorry? I'm sure you were... 160 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:42,605 Not today, do you understand me? 161 00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:46,609 Multiple personality. 162 00:17:46,985 --> 00:17:49,779 - My house has many mansions. - Yes. 163 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:53,783 I am Dr. Franz VonPaulie. 164 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:55,910 Why did you do that to the wall? 165 00:17:56,703 --> 00:18:00,248 Because I am convinced that we can walk through walls. 166 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:03,042 Not only me... 167 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:04,961 Anyone. 168 00:18:05,837 --> 00:18:08,506 Cops, people. 169 00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,217 People in Nashville. 170 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:17,724 I tried to exert the full force of my mind on all the atoms of my body, 171 00:18:18,057 --> 00:18:25,815 So that they will mix, rearrange and fit exactly all the holes in that wall. 172 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:30,278 Then I tried the laboratory method... 173 00:18:30,945 --> 00:18:33,448 I tried to walk through it... 174 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,659 through the wall... 175 00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:42,081 Just like a few minutes ago when I took a running bash, 176 00:18:42,582 --> 00:18:46,753 and I failed horribly. 177 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:56,304 I am punishing the atoms. 178 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:59,224 I am making an example of them... 179 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:03,436 An object lesson, a thing... 180 00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:07,607 ... so when the other atoms see what's coming, 181 00:19:08,399 --> 00:19:10,235 they'll let me pass through. 182 00:19:10,735 --> 00:19:14,781 Independent snots! Shape up of ship out! 183 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,034 - May I? - No. 184 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:30,922 Your grip is very very strong. 185 00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:36,261 I think, that your problem lies in the properties of the hammer. 186 00:19:36,302 --> 00:19:37,720 Interesting theory... 187 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,473 May I keep it for study? 188 00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:43,059 You're not gonna play with it or anything? 189 00:19:43,309 --> 00:19:44,352 No I won't. 190 00:19:45,854 --> 00:19:48,773 Ok, good night. 191 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,068 Good night, Captain Fairbanks. 192 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,550 Yeah I know, 193 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:18,761 I had to kill a fifth of scotch just to get to sleep. 194 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:23,224 No..no I don't believe in pills. Sleeping pills keep you awake anyway. 195 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:27,187 Why should I have to explain that? Its self-explanatory. 196 00:20:28,146 --> 00:20:29,939 You want me to explain it? Alright... 197 00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,942 In a very short time, you build up tolerance, right? 198 00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,155 That's right? You got it. 199 00:20:38,281 --> 00:20:40,241 Anyway..he's here. 200 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,411 Yeah, yesterday. 201 00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:49,000 No, I don't know. Its too soon to tell. 202 00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:53,713 Yes, I will. 203 00:20:54,214 --> 00:20:55,256 Yes, I will. 204 00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:58,259 Thank you, sir. Goodbye. 205 00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:11,272 Jesus. 206 00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:19,197 Don't blame me, I told them not to operate. 207 00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:25,453 Welcome to Transylvania. 208 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,165 Do you plan to get dressed? 209 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:32,168 How the hell can I get dressed when Lieutinant Fromme won't surrender my pants? 210 00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:34,254 - You don't want me to rip them off! - No. 211 00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:36,464 You bet your ass it will wrinkle your pants. 212 00:21:36,673 --> 00:21:37,590 Here you go. 213 00:21:37,841 --> 00:21:39,926 Case histories on the men. 214 00:21:39,926 --> 00:21:42,554 I've been through them all, and have learnt nothing. 215 00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:46,099 I think this boar was a diabetic. 216 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,143 May I come in? 217 00:21:49,227 --> 00:21:51,145 - Oh, heck. - Thats yours. 218 00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:52,564 So thats your couch... 219 00:21:52,605 --> 00:21:55,191 Why don't you make it better nailed.. 220 00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:58,027 so that we can all see the blood pouring out? 221 00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:00,822 - Cutshaw, the astronaut. - I would say yes. 222 00:22:00,947 --> 00:22:01,990 God of mine... 223 00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:03,992 You are the new boy, huh? 224 00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:05,660 I'm Colonel Hudson Kane. 225 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,496 - Do I call you Hud? - Try calling him Colonel. 226 00:22:08,788 --> 00:22:10,498 Are you the one that makes the chicken? 227 00:22:10,874 --> 00:22:12,083 Coronel Kane's a psychiatrist. 228 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,752 Sure... And they told me you were a doctor. 229 00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:18,423 This man treats crocodiles for acne! 230 00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:19,883 Why make my point? 231 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:24,137 Pack up and leave, Hud. You're on the way out. 232 00:22:24,179 --> 00:22:26,347 I'm acting on orders, so to inform. 233 00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:28,391 Who ordered you, Cutshaw? 234 00:22:28,433 --> 00:22:31,978 Unseen forces far too numerous to enumerate. 235 00:22:32,187 --> 00:22:34,397 Check the file; Its all in the file... 236 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:45,533 Here it is. 237 00:22:47,327 --> 00:22:48,661 Now read it, Hud. 238 00:22:48,745 --> 00:22:51,039 Read it out loud.Its my therapy 239 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:52,248 Why don't we- 240 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:55,376 Read it! Or I will go crazy, dammit! I swear it! 241 00:22:55,418 --> 00:22:57,003 And you will be responsible. 242 00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,548 Alright, Cutshaw. Please sit down. 243 00:23:04,511 --> 00:23:06,804 I think the end of the world just came... 244 00:23:06,846 --> 00:23:09,766 ... for the bag of Fritos in my pocket. 245 00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:12,602 Would you please tell Fromme I'd like my pants? 246 00:23:12,644 --> 00:23:14,103 Consider the lilies of the field. 247 00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:22,612 I'm waiting... 248 00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:35,250 Two days prior to a scheduled space shot, 249 00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:38,670 subject officer, while dining on the base, 250 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:42,924 was observed to pick up a plastic ketchup bottle... 251 00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:47,345 squeeze a thin red line across his throat, 252 00:23:48,638 --> 00:23:52,684 and then to stagger and fall very heavily across the table... 253 00:23:53,476 --> 00:23:58,398 ...then being occupied by the director of the National Space Administration, 254 00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:00,275 gurgling... 255 00:24:02,068 --> 00:24:05,572 "Don't-order-the-swordfish" 256 00:24:09,492 --> 00:24:12,328 You're looking at my medal, Hud. Stop looking at my medal. 257 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,122 - No, I'm not... - Yes, you were. 258 00:24:14,289 --> 00:24:15,582 You covet it! 259 00:24:15,874 --> 00:24:16,916 On the following morning... 260 00:24:16,916 --> 00:24:19,502 - Isn't it beautiful? - Yes, it's... 261 00:24:19,669 --> 00:24:22,714 Son of a bitch! I knew it. 262 00:24:23,214 --> 00:24:24,465 You were looking at it. 263 00:24:24,465 --> 00:24:27,844 - Sorry. - Sorry? What good is 'sorry'? 264 00:24:28,094 --> 00:24:29,929 I'm a nervous wreck. 265 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,223 Christ, how can I sleep now? 266 00:24:32,265 --> 00:24:34,559 waiting for a covetous kleptomaniacal colonel... 267 00:24:34,601 --> 00:24:37,395 .. to come creeping around to my bedside... 268 00:24:37,478 --> 00:24:39,147 ... to rip away my medal! 269 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,773 If I were to do that, you might awaken. 270 00:24:41,274 --> 00:24:43,067 Like hell I'll awake. 271 00:24:43,401 --> 00:24:47,030 Powerful drugs could be insinuated into my soup. 272 00:24:51,117 --> 00:24:52,577 The following morning... 273 00:24:52,785 --> 00:24:55,788 Covety is a sin. 274 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:01,794 The following morning at 0500... 275 00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:05,507 Subject officer entered the space craft, 276 00:25:10,803 --> 00:25:15,350 and upon recieving instruction from Control to begin his countdown... 277 00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:20,897 ... he was heard instead to say: "I am frankly sick of being used" 278 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,107 Sometime later, 279 00:25:23,775 --> 00:25:28,363 subject officer plainly stated that: "Going the moon was naughty, impolite... 280 00:25:28,446 --> 00:25:31,866 ... uncouth, and in any case... 281 00:25:31,908 --> 00:25:33,660 ... bad for his skin" 282 00:25:35,954 --> 00:25:39,290 - What's the matter? You think that's funny? - No no, no I don't. 283 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,793 Pack up and leave, Hud. 284 00:25:42,544 --> 00:25:43,670 I've had it! 285 00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:46,714 Cutshaw, why won't you go to the moon? 286 00:25:46,756 --> 00:25:50,635 Why do camels have humps... and cobras, none? 287 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,886 Why won't you go? 288 00:25:51,886 --> 00:25:54,764 The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister. 289 00:25:54,806 --> 00:25:57,934 - Cutshaw... - The truth of the matter, is that Custer... 290 00:25:57,976 --> 00:26:00,645 ... called Sitting Bull a spic. 291 00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:04,107 Reasons are dangerous. 292 00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:05,900 What the hell is this? 293 00:26:06,317 --> 00:26:08,278 "How I believe" by Teilhard? 294 00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:15,368 Show me a catholic, 295 00:26:15,451 --> 00:26:17,412 and I'll show you a junkie. 296 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:22,792 Dr. Fell. 297 00:26:25,003 --> 00:26:29,299 Once again that fiendish man has given me that horrible Mark of Fairbanks. 298 00:26:29,549 --> 00:26:31,134 Look, I am Bleeding. 299 00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:33,928 This wound's not self-inflicted? 300 00:26:35,346 --> 00:26:37,307 Mi coronelito... 301 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:39,017 You are not well. 302 00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:41,352 - No, I'm fine.Thank you. - Your coloring... 303 00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:44,522 ... is absolutely bilious. 304 00:26:45,481 --> 00:26:46,900 Kane, look out! 305 00:26:50,737 --> 00:26:56,826 I want your name, batch number and name of every other boar in your group. 306 00:26:57,285 --> 00:26:59,871 You have the right to remain silent. 307 00:27:01,164 --> 00:27:02,916 No a Portrait of Jenny, perhaps.. 308 00:27:04,250 --> 00:27:11,090 but atleast, no more Dorian Gray! Ciao! 309 00:27:15,512 --> 00:27:17,430 I know you want to be an artist. 310 00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:25,813 Okay, I'm absolutely ready for my ink-blot test now. I absolutely flips me! 311 00:27:26,147 --> 00:27:29,234 Now, while you're fresh with all those roses in your cheeks... 312 00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:31,611 - Cutshaw... - He's a psychiatrist! 313 00:27:32,195 --> 00:27:34,447 "My god Rick, help me!" 314 00:27:34,614 --> 00:27:36,324 Casablanca. 315 00:27:38,952 --> 00:27:40,828 Alright Cutshaw, please sit down. 316 00:27:59,013 --> 00:28:00,056 What do you see? 317 00:28:00,098 --> 00:28:03,434 An old woman in funny clothes blowing poisoned darts at a buffalo. 318 00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:04,769 Bison. 319 00:28:10,108 --> 00:28:11,317 I'm waiting. 320 00:28:14,737 --> 00:28:17,282 My whole life rushing past me in an instant. 321 00:28:18,032 --> 00:28:21,160 - This one? - Kafka talking to a bedbug. 322 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:22,579 Correct. 323 00:28:22,704 --> 00:28:25,748 - You're full of shit. You know that? - I thought it was Kafka. 324 00:28:25,623 --> 00:28:27,959 You wouldn't know Kafka from Betty Davis. 325 00:28:28,084 --> 00:28:30,211 And you, you're a mental case. 326 00:28:30,336 --> 00:28:34,048 - Yes, maybe I am. - Ingratiating bastard. 327 00:28:34,632 --> 00:28:37,218 Do you always play kiss-ass with the loonies? 328 00:28:37,552 --> 00:28:39,846 - No. - I like you Kane, You're regular. 329 00:28:43,183 --> 00:28:46,060 Take the medal, I'll take this book. 330 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:47,520 What book? 331 00:28:49,272 --> 00:28:52,400 "I Remember Mamma" by Oedipus Rex. 332 00:29:02,452 --> 00:29:05,914 - May I go? - You're gone, you're gone... 333 00:29:29,562 --> 00:29:31,606 - Saint Christopher. - Protect us. 334 00:29:37,195 --> 00:29:39,948 - There's something engraved on the back of it. - Ora pro nobis? 335 00:29:42,033 --> 00:29:43,952 "I'm a buddhist... 336 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:47,747 ... In case of an accident, call a lama" 337 00:29:53,503 --> 00:29:55,213 What's Cutshaw's religion? 338 00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:57,674 I don't know. Read the file; it's all in the file. 339 00:30:01,469 --> 00:30:03,221 Elementary psychology. 340 00:30:05,056 --> 00:30:06,432 Well, here are my pants. 341 00:30:09,936 --> 00:30:10,979 What's this? 342 00:30:11,062 --> 00:30:12,438 I think it's a dog. 343 00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,607 Goddammit, not the pants! 344 00:30:17,652 --> 00:30:21,072 Ah, there you are! Why do I have to put up with your temperament this early in the morning? 345 00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:24,701 Sorry Colonel. It's hard to keep track of - 346 00:30:24,742 --> 00:30:27,495 - Major Groper, let it be. - But Colonel! 347 00:30:27,662 --> 00:30:30,748 Alright. The men may see me whenever they need to. 348 00:30:30,832 --> 00:30:32,792 You heard? 349 00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:34,669 Whatever you say, sir. 350 00:30:37,297 --> 00:30:40,633 Quit drinking buttermilk Daiquiris in the closet, Groper. 351 00:30:43,011 --> 00:30:45,930 That man is a lunatic and dangerous. 352 00:30:46,264 --> 00:30:48,933 Once when I was walking the grounds, 353 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:51,186 I hear his whispering and I look... 354 00:30:51,728 --> 00:30:57,358 And up in the branches of a cypress tree there's Groper the crazy bastard talking in whispers with an owl. 355 00:30:57,525 --> 00:31:01,487 - What? - A big black and white owl. They're common. 356 00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:04,115 I could'nt testify what they were saying. 357 00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:06,534 They were whispering... you understand me? 358 00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:10,163 I couldn't hear them clearly. And what I don't know for a fact, I don't say. 359 00:31:10,246 --> 00:31:12,290 That's the kind of hairpin I am. 360 00:31:12,874 --> 00:31:16,252 Reno... 361 00:31:12,874 --> 00:31:16,252 No, Sir, the words weren't clear. Really sir, believe me. 362 00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:18,421 But there is no cypress tree on the ground. 363 00:31:18,505 --> 00:31:21,883 Doctor, its easy to dig up a tree... 364 00:31:22,342 --> 00:31:25,887 ...and then anyone with money can fill in the hole. 365 00:31:26,304 --> 00:31:27,514 I didn't think of that. 366 00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:30,141 No, you didn't. 367 00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:31,601 Is this your dog? 368 00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:33,436 What does it look like? My zebra? 369 00:31:34,187 --> 00:31:36,022 - What do you call him? - Irresponsible... 370 00:31:36,022 --> 00:31:38,399 ... he's ten minutes late for rehearsal. 371 00:31:38,441 --> 00:31:40,610 Out, Sir Lawrence. 372 00:31:42,862 --> 00:31:46,533 Lieutenant Reno is adapting Shakespeare's plays for dogs. 373 00:31:46,574 --> 00:31:49,827 A labor of love! A fucking headache! But goddammit, somebody's got to do it! 374 00:31:50,203 --> 00:31:53,373 We are just getting into Julius Ceasar. Want to come to rehearsal? 375 00:31:53,831 --> 00:31:58,169 We're doing that terribly gripping scene where this very noble-looking dalmatian... 376 00:31:58,378 --> 00:32:02,590 ... whips his toga around himself - thusly... 377 00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:06,803 and snarls "Et tu, White Fang?" 378 00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:09,889 I'd like to ask your opinion about a problem in Hamlet. 379 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:14,269 You see, if i cast a Great Dane in the role, they're gonna accuse me of - 380 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:14,269 Frankie, look... 381 00:32:16,688 --> 00:32:19,315 Lieutenant Spinell, my casting director. 382 00:32:19,899 --> 00:32:21,901 - Hi fellas. - We're looking for talent. 383 00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:24,320 So far this production is a one-dog-show. 384 00:32:25,822 --> 00:32:26,990 Who's that? 385 00:32:27,615 --> 00:32:30,285 That dog may be Rosencrantz or Guildenstern. 386 00:32:30,869 --> 00:32:34,706 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are males, this dog is a female. 387 00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:36,666 So we take a license. 388 00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:40,336 Get the fuck out of here. 389 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,589 Ok, I was only suggesting. 390 00:32:45,675 --> 00:32:46,718 Sorry. 391 00:32:47,719 --> 00:32:48,803 Quiet, Sir Lawrence! 392 00:32:48,845 --> 00:32:52,098 Jesus, why do I live like this! One moment and he thinks he's Barbara Streisand. 393 00:32:55,018 --> 00:32:58,646 Read the classics. It improves the whole respiratory system. 394 00:33:03,902 --> 00:33:05,028 Adiós. 395 00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:13,077 Quiet! I asked for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. And what did you bring me? 396 00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:16,998 Tiny Alice! I want dobermans, I want even a collie... 397 00:33:17,081 --> 00:33:18,791 Stop breaking my balls! 398 00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,252 Fairbanks... 399 00:33:23,087 --> 00:33:25,673 It is one of my multiple personalities... 400 00:33:26,216 --> 00:33:28,468 I am sister Eve Black. 401 00:33:29,344 --> 00:33:30,762 I understand... 402 00:33:31,095 --> 00:33:35,016 "The little Sisters of the poor" is a recognised charity, Krebs. 403 00:33:35,225 --> 00:33:36,643 Fuck off. 404 00:33:39,312 --> 00:33:40,855 They're all that bad? 405 00:33:41,356 --> 00:33:43,733 He was flying those planes we got from the Germans, you know.. 406 00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:46,319 ...the ones that take off from the vertical and then fly straight? 407 00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:49,239 24 of the damned things crashed for no reason at all... 408 00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:52,408 And right after number 24, Fairbanks found out that he could talk to trees. 409 00:33:53,117 --> 00:33:54,619 You think they're faking it, then? 410 00:33:54,744 --> 00:33:56,871 I don't know..I just got back myself a week ago. 411 00:33:59,832 --> 00:34:01,376 Biggest mystery is Cutshaw, I guess. 412 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:02,877 Why him? 413 00:34:02,919 --> 00:34:05,630 Well, he wasn't in combat... So why should he fake it? 414 00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:08,800 And what about Reno? That man owns a Congressional medal of honor. 415 00:34:08,842 --> 00:34:11,010 He's pretending insanity to get out of combat? 416 00:34:12,345 --> 00:34:14,848 Well, I'll tell you one thing. They all have high IQs. 417 00:34:14,973 --> 00:34:17,225 Some of them genius, matter-of-fact. 418 00:34:17,684 --> 00:34:19,811 And most other fakery I've heard about from the corps... 419 00:34:19,811 --> 00:34:23,940 ... comes under the category of falling out of parade in front of a reviewing stand and then urinating, 420 00:34:23,982 --> 00:34:26,901 ...preferably on some field-grade officer's leg. 421 00:34:29,070 --> 00:34:30,113 I don't know. 422 00:34:31,155 --> 00:34:33,491 Maybe we are just fish out of the water. 423 00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:34,784 What was that? 424 00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:38,496 I just think about... 425 00:34:38,872 --> 00:34:41,207 sickness... 426 00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,710 cancer in children... 427 00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,504 earthquakes, war... 428 00:34:47,964 --> 00:34:49,841 ...painful death. 429 00:34:51,593 --> 00:34:53,344 Death. 430 00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:57,348 Just death. 431 00:34:58,975 --> 00:35:02,145 If these things are just part of our natural environment... 432 00:35:02,187 --> 00:35:04,898 Why do we think of them as evil? 433 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:07,358 Why do they horrify us so? 434 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:10,695 ...unless we were meant for someplace else. 435 00:35:11,905 --> 00:35:15,241 I don't think evil grows out of madness. 436 00:35:16,534 --> 00:35:19,621 I think madness grows out of evil. 437 00:35:20,622 --> 00:35:21,956 Hell, I don't know. 438 00:35:23,458 --> 00:35:26,419 Maybe I'll give them all shock treatment, you know. 439 00:35:28,379 --> 00:35:30,048 Might shake out the phonies, what do you think? 440 00:35:32,675 --> 00:35:33,426 You hate it. 441 00:35:37,889 --> 00:35:39,182 Well I'll see you later. 442 00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:41,721 SHOCK TREATMENT - CURATIVE 443 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:55,527 What're you holding... ? 444 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:05,119 All secure, sir. 445 00:38:06,579 --> 00:38:07,914 Sargeant Krebs. 446 00:38:09,082 --> 00:38:11,918 Please tell Colonel Fell I want to see him. 447 00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:15,171 Colonel Fell has signed out for the day, sir. 448 00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:18,508 Capitain Bennish may need a thorazine injection. 449 00:38:19,008 --> 00:38:21,052 Who has a key to the drug locker? 450 00:38:22,136 --> 00:38:23,263 Only Colonel Fell, sir. 451 00:38:24,097 --> 00:38:25,306 Sargeant Krebs. 452 00:38:26,349 --> 00:38:30,186 Please tell Colonel Fell I need to see him as soon as he gets back. 453 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:32,397 Yes, sir. I will. 454 00:38:33,439 --> 00:38:35,525 - Good night, Sargeant. - Good night, Sir. 455 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,197 Close the door please, Krebs. 456 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,453 Colonel, what are you holding...? 457 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:32,207 You cut off his head with a wire and he kept on talking... 458 00:39:32,498 --> 00:39:35,084 ...Colonel, he was just a boy. 459 00:39:39,923 --> 00:39:41,591 Let's go to the beach. 460 00:39:41,966 --> 00:39:43,968 It's night, and it's raining. 461 00:39:48,515 --> 00:39:51,059 I see you're determined to start an argument. 462 00:39:51,309 --> 00:39:52,644 Go to bed, please. 463 00:39:53,770 --> 00:39:57,857 Hud, there is nothing less attractive than a psychiatrist who pouts. 464 00:39:58,274 --> 00:40:00,902 What do I have to do to just get in a word with you? 465 00:40:01,569 --> 00:40:03,071 Offer sacrifice? 466 00:40:06,658 --> 00:40:07,825 Then, here! 467 00:40:11,871 --> 00:40:13,331 I brought you a mud-pie. 468 00:40:13,748 --> 00:40:15,250 Now, can I talk to you? 469 00:40:16,417 --> 00:40:17,836 Will you talk about the moon? 470 00:40:18,628 --> 00:40:21,339 Listen, everyone knows that the moon is Roquefort. 471 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:24,467 I've come here to talk about Colonel Fell. 472 00:40:25,134 --> 00:40:27,846 - What about him? - Major Nammack approached him this morning, 473 00:40:28,388 --> 00:40:30,890 complaining of a strange and wondrous illness. 474 00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:34,227 And do you know what that heartless butcher prescribed? 475 00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:37,021 He said "Here, take this... 476 00:40:36,938 --> 00:40:40,441 ... It's a suicide pill with a mild laxative side-effect" 477 00:40:41,192 --> 00:40:43,194 What kind of bedside manner is that? 478 00:40:43,903 --> 00:40:45,864 I break the arrow of peace. 479 00:40:47,031 --> 00:40:48,324 Why did you buy that arm-band? 480 00:40:48,992 --> 00:40:50,827 - Because I am in mourning. - For whom? 481 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:54,163 For God. If God exists, then he's a fink. Or more likely a Foot: 482 00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:57,500 A giant all-knowing all-powerful Foot. 483 00:40:57,792 --> 00:40:59,919 I don't belong to God... 484 00:40:59,961 --> 00:41:02,213 ... so I don't have to hide in an Argentina Club. 485 00:41:02,463 --> 00:41:04,424 But I believe in the Devil alright. 486 00:41:04,632 --> 00:41:06,134 You know why? 487 00:41:06,259 --> 00:41:08,428 Because the prick keeps doing commercials. 488 00:41:08,428 --> 00:41:10,638 The Original sin might be real. 489 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,056 Hello, operator? 490 00:41:12,307 --> 00:41:14,058 Maybe it is something genetic. 491 00:41:14,392 --> 00:41:16,060 Can you prove there is a Foot? 492 00:41:16,436 --> 00:41:18,730 There are some arguments for reason. 493 00:41:19,022 --> 00:41:23,735 Are those the things that we used to justify dropping atomic bombs on Japan? 494 00:41:25,236 --> 00:41:27,572 I am sorry we have to rush the job like this, Fell. 495 00:41:28,031 --> 00:41:31,576 When I got into what we were trying, we hit the ceiling. We needed all the help we could get. 496 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:32,827 And in a hell of a hurry. 497 00:41:34,370 --> 00:41:37,332 - Think we convinced him? - Oh yeah, he bought it. 498 00:41:37,832 --> 00:41:40,001 - God, I hope so. - I know how you feel. 499 00:41:40,668 --> 00:41:42,337 You do? 500 00:41:42,837 --> 00:41:44,547 No, I guess I don't. 501 00:41:45,882 --> 00:41:47,425 Well that's life, huh? 502 00:41:48,259 --> 00:41:50,428 Take it easy, now. 503 00:41:50,512 --> 00:41:52,931 - I sure hope it all works out for you. - Yeah. 504 00:41:54,307 --> 00:41:56,768 Every kind thought thought is the hope of the world, right? 505 00:41:57,435 --> 00:41:58,520 See you later. 506 00:42:07,362 --> 00:42:08,363 Good luck. 507 00:42:15,537 --> 00:42:18,623 - Horacio... - Get me a grey hound. 508 00:42:28,591 --> 00:42:31,302 I said get me a grey hound. 509 00:42:32,053 --> 00:42:35,723 - Grey hound. - That's right... 510 00:42:36,683 --> 00:42:38,268 Pekingese. 511 00:42:38,476 --> 00:42:40,395 And you'll play three feet off the ground? 512 00:42:41,604 --> 00:42:43,982 I want people to wonder about him. 513 00:42:43,982 --> 00:42:45,650 I don't know. 514 00:42:46,025 --> 00:42:49,779 - Why the fuck are you bothering me? - Polonius... 515 00:42:49,863 --> 00:42:52,407 My Laertes is supposed to be a foil to Hamlet. 516 00:42:52,407 --> 00:42:53,575 Polonius... 517 00:42:53,616 --> 00:42:56,160 - I swear I'm going to hit you in the mouth. - Polonius... 518 00:42:56,369 --> 00:42:59,122 - Un Chow. - Labrador... 519 00:43:03,751 --> 00:43:05,545 What the fuck are you doing? 520 00:43:05,587 --> 00:43:07,714 I think he's suffocating. 521 00:43:07,881 --> 00:43:09,674 Good night, sweetheart. 522 00:43:41,039 --> 00:43:42,665 Colonel? 523 00:43:44,751 --> 00:43:47,754 I am telling you Kane is the one who's crazy. 524 00:43:48,046 --> 00:43:52,258 He just sat there doing this. All the time - doing this! 525 00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:54,594 Hell he never even saw me! 526 00:43:55,261 --> 00:43:59,432 I want you to drop like an overripe mango. 527 00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:03,978 A lot of psychiatrists are deeply disturbed. 528 00:44:05,688 --> 00:44:08,483 They've got the highest suicide rate of any profession in the world.. 529 00:44:08,525 --> 00:44:10,610 Now that's a fact, you can check it Captain Billy. 530 00:44:12,862 --> 00:44:14,906 What the hell were you doing at the clinic? 531 00:44:15,156 --> 00:44:17,242 I had cookies in my teeth... 532 00:44:17,367 --> 00:44:19,911 ... raisins and crap like that, you know. 533 00:44:19,994 --> 00:44:21,955 I needed some dental floss. 534 00:44:24,332 --> 00:44:25,500 I'm telling you... 535 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:28,169 He is Gregory Peck in Spellbound. 536 00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:32,423 He comes to take over the mental asylum, and he's nuts himself. 537 00:44:32,507 --> 00:44:34,676 I swear it, it's just like that picture. 538 00:44:36,845 --> 00:44:39,347 I took a fork and a tablecloth in front of him... 539 00:44:39,389 --> 00:44:42,100 ... I made ski tracks and he fainted. 540 00:44:43,601 --> 00:44:46,980 Would you kindly have the goodness to admit that you are able read my thoughts? 541 00:44:47,105 --> 00:44:49,691 ...that my space-ship crashed on the planet Venus... 542 00:44:49,732 --> 00:44:52,277 ...that this is Venus and you are a Venusian! 543 00:44:52,402 --> 00:44:55,238 That you have ILLEGALLY invaded my mind, 544 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,865 making me believe that I am still on earth, 545 00:44:56,906 --> 00:44:59,242 with some demonic hypnotic illusion! 546 00:44:59,284 --> 00:45:01,369 This is NOT earth! You're NOT an earthman! 547 00:45:01,411 --> 00:45:04,622 I'm standing here with fungus upto my ass, you bastard. 548 00:45:04,706 --> 00:45:06,374 And you're a giant brain! 549 00:45:06,374 --> 00:45:09,169 Please give me back my flying-belt. I won't use it to escape.. 550 00:45:09,169 --> 00:45:11,379 ..I swear to God, I won't. Give me the flying - 551 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,174 I wanna play Tinkerbell... 552 00:45:14,174 --> 00:45:16,676 ...in a drag in a fungoid production of Peter Pan. 553 00:45:16,676 --> 00:45:18,803 Can I help you with anything, sir? 554 00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:21,306 Medication is indicated here. 555 00:45:21,681 --> 00:45:23,266 Colonel Fell isn't back yet, sir. 556 00:45:23,558 --> 00:45:25,894 Yeah he isn't up, like you know where he is? He's up there with my flying-belt. 557 00:45:26,102 --> 00:45:29,522 You're giving me back my flying-belt! I want my flying-belt back! 558 00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:35,320 Michael, I want you to be calm. I want you to be calm. 559 00:45:35,445 --> 00:45:39,115 There are lots of sick people in this house, and many of them are sleeping. 560 00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:41,701 This is embarrasing, I'm terribly sorry. 561 00:45:52,837 --> 00:45:54,923 - Captain Cutshaw. - Vincent. 562 00:45:56,633 --> 00:46:01,763 In order for life to appear spontaneously on earth... 563 00:46:02,430 --> 00:46:07,310 ... there first had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules... 564 00:46:07,727 --> 00:46:11,314 - ...of the ninth configuration. - Vincent. 565 00:46:12,565 --> 00:46:15,860 But given the size of the planet Earth... 566 00:46:16,569 --> 00:46:21,407 do you know how long it would take for just one of these protein molecules... 567 00:46:21,574 --> 00:46:24,577 ... to appear entirely by chance? 568 00:46:24,786 --> 00:46:26,663 Vincent... 569 00:46:27,539 --> 00:46:36,256 Roughly 10 to the 243rd power billions of years. 570 00:46:37,882 --> 00:46:42,262 And I find that far far more fantastic... 571 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:46,307 ...than simply believing in God. 572 00:47:02,490 --> 00:47:03,449 Colonel, what are you... 573 00:47:07,871 --> 00:47:10,790 Shouldn't sleep like that; wrinkles the pants. 574 00:47:14,169 --> 00:47:16,880 - What time is it? - 8:15. 575 00:47:17,547 --> 00:47:18,756 Got a word you were looking for me? 576 00:47:19,841 --> 00:47:21,509 Where were you? 577 00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:24,012 Personal matters, I've got an uncle in trouble. 578 00:47:24,846 --> 00:47:26,639 Any way I can help? 579 00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:29,601 No, we're doing what we can. Appreciate it though, thanks. What's up? 580 00:47:34,272 --> 00:47:36,649 Captain Bennish could use some sedation. 581 00:47:39,027 --> 00:47:41,738 Please, might I have the duplicate key to the drug-chest? 582 00:47:41,905 --> 00:47:43,448 We had to break into it.. 583 00:47:43,615 --> 00:47:45,575 I think it'll be better if we both had a key. 584 00:47:45,825 --> 00:47:48,077 Boy you look beat... didn't you get sleep? 585 00:47:48,912 --> 00:47:52,749 Every time I dropped off, another one of the men was at the door. 586 00:47:52,790 --> 00:47:55,418 - Keep it closed. - No. 587 00:47:55,668 --> 00:47:58,588 They've got to be able to talk to me every time they need to. 588 00:47:58,963 --> 00:47:59,964 It's upto you. 589 00:48:10,642 --> 00:48:11,976 Something wrong? 590 00:48:15,021 --> 00:48:16,314 Something right? 591 00:48:17,232 --> 00:48:19,859 - That dream. - I didn't get you. 592 00:48:23,655 --> 00:48:27,116 I just flashed on this dream I keep having. 593 00:48:28,117 --> 00:48:30,453 Julius Caesar's wife said to Sigmund Freud, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine. 594 00:48:30,453 --> 00:48:32,705 - It isn't my dream. - I didn't get you. 595 00:48:35,667 --> 00:48:39,712 I said...it isn't my dream. 596 00:48:40,255 --> 00:48:41,422 Was it rented? 597 00:48:49,889 --> 00:48:51,266 A patient of mine, 598 00:48:52,725 --> 00:48:54,644 a Colonel at Vietnam, 599 00:48:56,229 --> 00:49:01,734 he had this grotesque recurring nightmare. 600 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:07,365 Something that happened to him in combat. 601 00:49:10,285 --> 00:49:12,829 Ever since he told me about it, 602 00:49:15,498 --> 00:49:16,958 I keep dreaming it. 603 00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:18,418 Jesus. 604 00:49:20,128 --> 00:49:21,296 Yeah, strange. 605 00:49:21,671 --> 00:49:24,382 Weird is the word..that's carrying transferance a little far, isn't it? 606 00:49:27,594 --> 00:49:29,929 - It was my brother. - The patient? 607 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:31,556 - Yes. - Oh my God. 608 00:49:31,723 --> 00:49:32,849 Twin brother? 609 00:49:35,018 --> 00:49:36,519 No. 610 00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:41,774 Yeah, but; that would still explain it, wouldn't it? I mean a... 611 00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:45,778 You're psychically attuned. You're brothers. You're close... 612 00:49:45,945 --> 00:49:48,615 - No, we're not. - But you must be. 613 00:49:50,783 --> 00:49:52,410 Fell. 614 00:49:53,203 --> 00:49:55,955 Have you ever heard of 'Killer' Kane? 615 00:49:56,039 --> 00:49:57,081 Buck Rogers? 616 00:49:57,790 --> 00:50:01,669 No, 'Killer' Kane the Marine. 617 00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:05,965 Oh yeah, sure. The guerilla-warfare guy who killed thirty-forty guys with his hands. 618 00:50:07,133 --> 00:50:08,134 More than that. 619 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:11,137 What's the point? 620 00:50:13,515 --> 00:50:15,058 Me is my brother. 621 00:50:15,517 --> 00:50:16,518 Bullshit. 622 00:50:17,268 --> 00:50:18,186 No, it's true. 623 00:50:18,645 --> 00:50:19,229 You're kidding! 624 00:50:20,313 --> 00:50:21,773 I wish I were. 625 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:25,318 Uh-oh; you two guys don't get along huh? 626 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:28,446 What's the beef? 627 00:50:31,241 --> 00:50:32,367 He's a murderer. 628 00:50:32,951 --> 00:50:34,327 He's a Marine. 629 00:50:34,327 --> 00:50:36,913 He gets dropped behind the enemy lines and does his duty. 630 00:50:37,247 --> 00:50:38,706 Just forget it. 631 00:50:38,915 --> 00:50:41,125 Are you sure you know what business you're in? 632 00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:44,337 These recruiting-office sergeants can be pretty sneaky sometimes. 633 00:50:44,379 --> 00:50:47,173 Vincent... 634 00:50:48,341 --> 00:50:49,634 You a friend of Jane Fonda? 635 00:50:52,053 --> 00:50:53,805 - We're close. - You're kidding. 636 00:50:54,430 --> 00:50:55,682 I'm kidding. 637 00:51:02,438 --> 00:51:03,398 Drugs. 638 00:51:05,567 --> 00:51:06,693 What was that? 639 00:51:07,443 --> 00:51:09,362 So many of these doctors get hooked on drugs. 640 00:51:15,410 --> 00:51:18,788 Hey, how is your brother by the way? You know I met him once over in Korea. 641 00:51:19,539 --> 00:51:21,666 Kind of palled around, we guys; matter-of-fact. 642 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,419 I liked him. I liked him a helluva lot. 643 00:51:27,714 --> 00:51:28,673 He's dead. 644 00:51:29,841 --> 00:51:31,718 Oh, holy Christ. Hey, I'm sorry. 645 00:51:32,635 --> 00:51:34,429 - I'm really sorry. - Its alright. 646 00:51:37,390 --> 00:51:38,433 Yes, come in. 647 00:51:39,434 --> 00:51:42,145 Colonel Kane, could I see you for a second? 648 00:51:42,687 --> 00:51:44,314 Well I gotta go you guys, I'll see you later. 649 00:52:07,921 --> 00:52:12,342 To my darling, my dearest, my flaming secret love. 650 00:52:13,218 --> 00:52:17,555 How I've hungered for this moment, when I may rip away my mask... 651 00:52:18,139 --> 00:52:21,518 ...and unburden by aching bleeding heart. 652 00:52:21,976 --> 00:52:27,774 My sweetest, I saw you but an instant; a semi-instant; yet I knew I was your slave. 653 00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:35,448 Wondorous creature, I adore you! You are sandalwood from Nineveh, truffles from the moon... 654 00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:40,912 In my dreams, I am a madman. 655 00:52:41,287 --> 00:52:46,918 Yes! I rip away your dress, and then your bra, and then your glasses, and I- 656 00:52:48,044 --> 00:52:51,047 - Groper, is this necessary? - Look at the signature. 657 00:52:56,177 --> 00:52:58,972 Major Marvin Groper. 658 00:52:59,556 --> 00:53:03,768 Sir, I got phone call after phone call this morning from broads who got letters like this one. 659 00:53:04,602 --> 00:53:06,145 Where did you get this? 660 00:53:07,105 --> 00:53:10,692 - Well sir, some of the women, they - - Women? 661 00:53:11,317 --> 00:53:14,737 - Well, they happened to come here today and - - Happened? 662 00:53:16,072 --> 00:53:17,198 Well sir; I asked them... 663 00:53:17,824 --> 00:53:19,742 - ...ones with the nice voices. - Groper. 664 00:53:20,118 --> 00:53:23,121 They are ugly, sir! Ugly as sin! 665 00:53:23,413 --> 00:53:27,542 And I think the bastard who wrote all those letters needs some kind of punishment and restriction, sir! 666 00:53:28,459 --> 00:53:30,670 Who wrote this letter? 667 00:53:30,795 --> 00:53:33,423 Look at the envelope, sir. The address... 668 00:53:33,715 --> 00:53:37,385 Sir, there's only one mind here who is this diabolical! 669 00:53:38,136 --> 00:53:44,726 See that? Its made up to look like its been mimeoed. Like its part of a mass commercial mailing, sir. 670 00:53:45,476 --> 00:53:46,936 "To : Occupant" 671 00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:53,902 Some of this stuuff's just got to stop, sir. 672 00:53:54,819 --> 00:53:57,030 Maybe so, Groper. Yes. 673 00:53:58,031 --> 00:53:59,574 It's getting out of hand. 674 00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:01,618 Yes. 675 00:54:02,827 --> 00:54:06,164 Maybe we do need a few restrictions. 676 00:54:06,873 --> 00:54:08,166 Colonel. 677 00:54:10,043 --> 00:54:11,336 Colonel. 678 00:54:12,462 --> 00:54:14,589 -I'm in trouble, I need help. Immediate help. -Take an enema; call me soon. 679 00:54:16,132 --> 00:54:18,259 Dr. Fell, you're wanted in surgery. 680 00:54:18,885 --> 00:54:20,512 I've been having an argument, a monster... 681 00:54:20,803 --> 00:54:23,139 ...and I'll like you to settle it once and for all. 682 00:54:31,064 --> 00:54:33,525 Some Shakespearean- Hold this please. 683 00:54:34,234 --> 00:54:36,361 Some Shakespearean scho - Thank you. 684 00:54:38,029 --> 00:54:42,325 Some Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet is pretending he's crazy... 685 00:54:42,534 --> 00:54:44,661 ...he really is crazy, Correct? 686 00:54:42,534 --> 00:54:44,661 That's right. 687 00:54:45,245 --> 00:54:48,706 Now other Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet... 688 00:54:56,297 --> 00:54:59,467 Other Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet is pretending to be nuts... 689 00:54:59,676 --> 00:55:03,304 ...he really isn't nuts, its an act. Please give me your opinion. 690 00:55:03,513 --> 00:55:05,807 I would like to hear your's first. 691 00:55:06,015 --> 00:55:09,060 Terrific psychiatrist. That's class. 692 00:55:12,355 --> 00:55:13,815 Pretty... 693 00:55:15,024 --> 00:55:18,611 Why don't you go inoculate a fucking armadillo, Fell? 694 00:55:18,653 --> 00:55:20,738 No really, I'm interested. I'm terribly interested. 695 00:55:21,155 --> 00:55:26,619 Your interests are coextensive with on Nero's ass on Sunday morning. 696 00:55:26,953 --> 00:55:28,538 Heady concept, Frankie. 697 00:55:30,331 --> 00:55:34,919 Now listen, Colonel. considering how Hamlet is acting... 698 00:55:35,879 --> 00:55:38,089 ...is he really and truly crazy? 699 00:55:38,089 --> 00:55:40,383 - Yes. - No. 700 00:55:40,758 --> 00:55:43,052 You're both wrong. 701 00:55:45,263 --> 00:55:47,265 Now think what happens: 702 00:55:48,016 --> 00:55:51,227 First the father dies; then his girl leaves him flat. 703 00:55:51,477 --> 00:55:53,813 then there's the appearance by his father's ghost... 704 00:55:54,314 --> 00:55:58,610 ...Bad enough, but then the ghost says he was murdered. And by whom? 705 00:55:58,735 --> 00:56:03,114 By Hamlet's uncle, who recently married Hamlet's mother! 706 00:56:06,951 --> 00:56:09,579 Now that by itself is a helluva hangup; 707 00:56:09,662 --> 00:56:13,458 because Hamlet liked his mother... 708 00:56:15,126 --> 00:56:16,461 ...a lot! 709 00:56:16,794 --> 00:56:19,005 But then we agreed than Hamlet's insane. 710 00:56:19,047 --> 00:56:20,590 No, he's not. 711 00:56:20,882 --> 00:56:23,051 He is pretending, but... 712 00:56:23,718 --> 00:56:29,140 ...if Hamlet hadn't pretended to be crazy, he would have gone crazy. 713 00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,315 See, Hamlet isn't psycho. 714 00:56:38,024 --> 00:56:39,442 He's hanging on a brink. 715 00:56:40,735 --> 00:56:47,200 A little shove, a little teensy eensy little eensy push, and the kid's gone! Bananas! Whacked out! 716 00:56:47,367 --> 00:56:50,995 So his unconscious mind makes him do what keeps him sane... 717 00:56:51,496 --> 00:56:54,165 ...namely acting like he's nuts! 718 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:57,585 See 'Cause acting crazy... 719 00:56:58,545 --> 00:57:06,970 ...is a way to let off steam; a way to get rid of your fucking aggression. A way to get rid of your fears and your terrors... 720 00:57:08,096 --> 00:57:14,853 If I did what Hamlet does in this play, they'd lock me up; they'd put me in prison. They'll punish me, sure! 721 00:57:16,312 --> 00:57:22,193 But him? Prince Royal Garbagemouth gets away with murder. And why? 722 00:57:23,736 --> 00:57:26,281 Because nuts are not responsible! 723 00:57:26,322 --> 00:57:29,576 Meantime, the crazier Hamlet acts... 724 00:57:29,742 --> 00:57:34,581 the more he indulges himself, the healthier he gets! 725 00:57:35,582 --> 00:57:39,127 - Yes. I think... - I'm waiting. 726 00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:43,882 I think I agree with your theory. 727 00:57:44,007 --> 00:57:45,758 Yes! There! 728 00:57:45,842 --> 00:57:50,930 You see? You understand that now, you dumb stupid idiot? 729 00:57:51,055 --> 00:57:53,766 From now on, we do the scene my way! 730 00:57:55,101 --> 00:57:56,477 Come on, Sir Lawrence. 731 00:57:56,895 --> 00:57:59,147 God bless your veins and your arteries, Colonel. 732 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,566 Sir Lawrence, you don't know shit... 733 00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:05,028 Did he buy it? 734 00:58:05,403 --> 00:58:09,324 Did he buy it? Hell, I bought it. 735 00:58:10,408 --> 00:58:12,994 Billy, I think there is something wrong with us. 736 00:58:34,057 --> 00:58:35,767 Groper, get off the line. 737 00:58:37,018 --> 00:58:39,103 The Hamlet theory is correct. 738 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,529 Hello, coLonel Kane here. Get me Captain Pendelton. 739 00:58:48,112 --> 00:58:50,532 Yes, the Quartermaster's office. 740 00:58:51,783 --> 00:58:53,159 Thank you. 741 00:58:56,037 --> 00:58:57,705 We'll need some supplies. 742 00:58:58,206 --> 00:58:59,290 What for? 743 00:59:00,792 --> 00:59:02,794 We're going to indulge the men. 744 00:59:04,963 --> 00:59:08,299 ...just like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? 745 00:59:08,383 --> 00:59:11,177 Would you care to enter a comment on the frog-man suit... 746 00:59:11,219 --> 00:59:13,471 ... or the German Gestapo uniforms? 747 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:17,141 You'll pick the uniforms... 748 00:59:18,017 --> 00:59:19,894 Sure, go ahead... 749 00:59:21,437 --> 00:59:22,772 Oh, I see. 750 00:59:24,732 --> 00:59:27,944 They want tp play "Great Escape". 751 00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,575 And tunnels 1 and 2 are decoys. 752 00:59:38,329 --> 00:59:39,497 Jesus. 753 00:59:45,628 --> 00:59:47,547 - Some weather we are having... - Jesus. 754 00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,929 You are out of uniform. 755 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,931 Jesus. 756 01:00:01,603 --> 01:00:05,106 Out, take a hike. Out! 757 01:00:06,691 --> 01:00:09,527 And tell your stupid agent never to waste any more of my time! 758 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,115 Can you imagine? Look at that! 759 01:00:14,157 --> 01:00:17,285 Here I am casting Julius Caesar, and what do they send me? 760 01:00:17,327 --> 01:00:18,828 A dog that lisps. 761 01:00:19,579 --> 01:00:22,248 Spinell, out. Get out. 762 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:26,336 You too Nammack. Get out now, get lost. 763 01:00:29,172 --> 01:00:31,466 Gimme a reason. One good reason. 764 01:00:33,259 --> 01:00:34,302 Colonel, do me a favor? Please? 765 01:00:34,677 --> 01:00:38,848 Explain to this moron here that in none of the plays of Shakespeare... 766 01:00:38,890 --> 01:00:40,975 ...can there be a part for Superman. 767 01:00:41,059 --> 01:00:44,229 There could be, the way I explained it. 768 01:00:44,229 --> 01:00:45,480 The way you explained! Jesus! 769 01:00:45,605 --> 01:00:47,232 You know what he wants? You want to hear? 770 01:00:47,273 --> 01:00:49,609 When the conspirators draw their knives, 771 01:00:49,609 --> 01:00:51,861 he wants to rescue Julius Caesar! 772 01:00:51,986 --> 01:00:56,741 Ready? Swoop down like a rocket, pick him up and go hurdling mighty temples in one single, incredible bound! 773 01:00:57,033 --> 01:01:01,287 Jesus, Nammack. Are you crazy? 774 01:01:02,163 --> 01:01:05,083 Gentlemen, who put the flies in my paint palette? 775 01:01:06,292 --> 01:01:07,293 Bananas! 776 01:01:08,962 --> 01:01:12,006 Krebs! Next. 777 01:01:13,091 --> 01:01:16,678 Starlet. Look at this! Did you bring any photographs, honey? 778 01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:22,392 Jesus. 779 01:01:23,434 --> 01:01:26,271 Go talk to your brother, I think he has 'The Falling Sickness'. 780 01:01:37,490 --> 01:01:38,575 Put your head up. 781 01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:45,415 - I'm going to the roof. - Let go of my stethoscope please. 782 01:01:45,498 --> 01:01:47,625 Will these people be staying for dinner? 783 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:50,086 The cook is fixing Mexican. He wants to know how many. 784 01:01:50,211 --> 01:01:52,005 I can't get this...the man just threw up. 785 01:01:53,590 --> 01:01:54,674 I gotta go check on him. 786 01:01:55,550 --> 01:01:57,510 Dr. Fromme, can I talk to you please? 787 01:02:01,472 --> 01:02:02,849 She bit me. 788 01:02:03,349 --> 01:02:06,811 I told her she was lousy and she bit me. 789 01:02:08,271 --> 01:02:10,231 Maybe, I ought to use penguins. 790 01:02:11,357 --> 01:02:14,777 You here that, dammit? You can be replaced. 791 01:02:17,322 --> 01:02:20,074 The atoms in water have manners. 792 01:02:20,325 --> 01:02:24,162 Look. There he is. Our heavenly shrink. 793 01:02:24,412 --> 01:02:27,749 You are ours and ours alone and no one else's. 794 01:02:27,999 --> 01:02:33,379 - Hip, hip...! - Hurray! 795 01:03:03,076 --> 01:03:08,957 Colonel, what are you holding...? 796 01:03:09,374 --> 01:03:11,668 - Colonel, what are you...? - Jesus! it is... 797 01:03:19,092 --> 01:03:22,136 Colonel, why do I have to wear this? 798 01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:23,596 What? 799 01:03:24,806 --> 01:03:26,599 I said why do I have to wear this? 800 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:30,228 Its psychodrama, major. 801 01:03:31,354 --> 01:03:35,441 Roleplay. A standard tool for therapy. 802 01:03:36,192 --> 01:03:40,363 The inmates are playing the role of Allied prisoners of war, 803 01:03:40,905 --> 01:03:43,199 attemping to tunnel their way through freedom. 804 01:03:43,199 --> 01:03:45,326 We are their captors. 805 01:03:45,326 --> 01:03:47,537 Bullshit, we're their prisoners! 806 01:03:47,579 --> 01:03:50,331 A bunch of yellow-bellied goof-offs out there havin' a ball. 807 01:03:50,832 --> 01:03:54,169 Why should I have to help their fun, I'm not a psychiatrist! 808 01:03:54,335 --> 01:03:57,005 Its a goddam chicken-shit crazy idea. 809 01:03:58,006 --> 01:04:00,967 Jesus! Jesus Crist, man! 810 01:04:01,342 --> 01:04:04,304 Why don't you love somebody just a little! 811 01:04:04,637 --> 01:04:06,848 Why don't you help somebody! Help them! 812 01:04:07,807 --> 01:04:10,101 help! For the love of Christ!! 813 01:04:10,435 --> 01:04:13,021 You green-soaked caterpillar-torturing bastard! 814 01:04:13,271 --> 01:04:16,774 You're going to wear that uniform, sleep in it, bathe in it. 815 01:04:16,816 --> 01:04:20,820 Try to take it off and you'll die in it! Is that clear! 816 01:04:51,309 --> 01:04:54,479 I claim this swamp for Poland! 817 01:04:55,146 --> 01:04:58,733 Major Groper, please get out of here. 818 01:04:58,983 --> 01:05:02,070 Immediately! And keep that uniform clean. 819 01:05:10,745 --> 01:05:12,830 The man has a flag-fetish. 820 01:05:19,379 --> 01:05:23,716 Now, then Major Strasser. Tomorrow night we're switching roles. 821 01:05:24,843 --> 01:05:28,012 You'll be the inmates and we'll be the guards. 822 01:05:28,429 --> 01:05:32,350 Here, study your part for tomorrow night's interrogation. 823 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:35,728 Notice, incidentally, that you'll crack on page 3. 824 01:05:37,021 --> 01:05:37,981 Yes. 825 01:05:40,149 --> 01:05:41,150 Who are you? 826 01:05:44,237 --> 01:05:45,071 Who are you? 827 01:05:46,406 --> 01:05:49,242 You're too human to be human. 828 01:05:55,456 --> 01:05:56,749 I don't know. 829 01:05:58,334 --> 01:06:00,920 Maybe you're P.T. Barnum. 830 01:06:01,254 --> 01:06:03,464 P.T. Barnum slaughtered lambs. 831 01:06:04,215 --> 01:06:06,634 He put up a cage of side shows... 832 01:06:06,634 --> 01:06:09,137 ...and he stuck in a panther and a lamb together. 833 01:06:09,179 --> 01:06:11,431 And there was never any trouble. 834 01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:14,934 Huddy, the public just went lollipops. 835 01:06:15,059 --> 01:06:19,939 Look, a panther and a lamb and they don't even argue! 836 01:06:20,190 --> 01:06:22,650 They don't even discuss! 837 01:06:23,568 --> 01:06:26,946 But Hud, what the public never knew... 838 01:06:27,488 --> 01:06:30,658 ...was that it was never the same lamb. 839 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:36,247 That fucking panther ate up a lamb every single day at intermission for three hundred days, 840 01:06:36,289 --> 01:06:39,375 and then they shot him for asking for mint sauce. 841 01:06:41,503 --> 01:06:45,006 Animals are innocent. Why should they suffer? 842 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:49,177 Why should children suffer? Will you tell me? 843 01:06:50,386 --> 01:06:53,515 Why should any baby have to suffer and die? 844 01:06:53,848 --> 01:06:54,891 Why should men? 845 01:06:55,850 --> 01:07:00,605 Oh, come on now. Don't try that thing on me. 846 01:07:00,605 --> 01:07:02,565 You've got answers for it. 847 01:07:02,607 --> 01:07:04,901 Like: "Pain makes people noble" 848 01:07:04,943 --> 01:07:08,571 And how could man be more than a talking, tennis playing panda bear... 849 01:07:08,613 --> 01:07:11,824 ...if there weren't at least the possibility of suffering? 850 01:07:11,991 --> 01:07:14,202 But what about animals, Hud? 851 01:07:14,202 --> 01:07:17,497 Does pain make turkeys noble? 852 01:07:17,539 --> 01:07:21,960 Why is all of creation based on dog eat dog, and the little fish are eaten by the big fish? 853 01:07:22,126 --> 01:07:24,420 Animals screaming in pain. 854 01:07:24,420 --> 01:07:28,007 Our creation an open wound, a fucking slaughterhouse! 855 01:07:28,049 --> 01:07:30,468 - We've talked about that. - Not enough! 856 01:07:30,468 --> 01:07:33,096 We said 'The original sin' might be the cause. 857 01:07:33,137 --> 01:07:35,723 Then why doesn't the Foot just come down and tell us? 858 01:07:35,765 --> 01:07:38,226 Is Foot running short of tablets of stone? 859 01:07:38,268 --> 01:07:40,854 My Uncle Eddie owns a quarry; I can get them for him wholesale. 860 01:07:40,979 --> 01:07:43,106 You're asking for miracles. 861 01:07:43,106 --> 01:07:46,317 I'm asking Foot to either shit or get off the pot. 862 01:07:46,317 --> 01:07:49,487 Diarrhetic strange Gods have been waiting in the line! 863 01:07:49,529 --> 01:07:52,115 Maybe God cannot interfere in our affairs. 864 01:07:52,115 --> 01:07:54,075 So I noticed. 865 01:07:54,117 --> 01:07:58,037 Maybe He can't because to do so will spoil his plans for the future. 866 01:07:58,162 --> 01:08:02,667 Some evolution of man and the world that's so unthinkably beautiful... 867 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:06,337 ...that its's worth all the pain of every suffering thing that ever lived. 868 01:08:06,421 --> 01:08:08,840 I say it's spinach and to hell with it. 869 01:08:08,882 --> 01:08:11,426 You're convinced that God is dead because there's evil in the world. 870 01:08:11,426 --> 01:08:12,635 Correct. 871 01:08:12,635 --> 01:08:15,763 Then why don't you think He's alive because of the goodness in the world? 872 01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:18,808 - What goodness? - Every where! In man. 873 01:08:18,850 --> 01:08:22,812 - You're commendable. - If we're nothing but atoms... 874 01:08:22,854 --> 01:08:27,192 molecular structures no different in kind from this desk or that pen, 875 01:08:27,275 --> 01:08:30,278 Then we ought to always be rushing irresestibly blindly... 876 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,906 ...to our own selfish ends? 877 01:08:33,281 --> 01:08:36,451 So how is it that there is love in this world? 878 01:08:36,659 --> 01:08:39,662 I mean love as a God might love. 879 01:08:39,704 --> 01:08:43,291 - And a man will give his life for another. - Never happened. 880 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:44,375 Ofcourse it's happened. 881 01:08:44,584 --> 01:08:47,045 - Give me an example. - Happens all the time. 882 01:08:47,128 --> 01:08:49,255 Name one example! 883 01:08:51,424 --> 01:08:57,347 A soldier throws himself on top of a live grenade to prevent the other men in his squad from being hit. 884 01:08:57,388 --> 01:08:59,516 That's reflex action. 885 01:08:59,557 --> 01:09:02,310 A shipwreck survivor in the middle of an ocean... 886 01:09:02,310 --> 01:09:05,438 ... finds out that he has typhoid... 887 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,899 ... and deliberately goes over the side of the life-boat... 888 01:09:07,899 --> 01:09:11,069 ... to keep the others in the boat from contracting the disease. 889 01:09:11,069 --> 01:09:13,196 Now, what do you call that? Reflex action? 890 01:09:13,238 --> 01:09:15,365 No, I call that suicide. 891 01:09:15,365 --> 01:09:17,992 Suicide and giving up your life are not the same. 892 01:09:18,034 --> 01:09:19,786 You're so dumb you're adorable. 893 01:09:19,786 --> 01:09:22,121 The essence of suicide is dispair. 894 01:09:22,121 --> 01:09:25,375 The essence of suicide is you don't collect the insurance. 895 01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:29,379 Listen, who doesn't know what all these examples we keep on hearing about aren't bullshit? 896 01:09:29,504 --> 01:09:32,799 And don't have some basically bullshit selfish explanation? 897 01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:34,843 - I know. - I don't. 898 01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:39,013 Now give me just one example - just one - that you know of personally. 899 01:09:39,472 --> 01:09:41,599 Personally, just one! 900 01:09:54,195 --> 01:09:55,655 I thought as much. 901 01:10:05,498 --> 01:10:09,669 Tomorrow's Sunday. Take me to Mass. 902 01:10:28,688 --> 01:10:31,900 Would Foot give a shit about what I'm wearing? 903 01:10:40,283 --> 01:10:42,118 Is that Edgar Cayce? 904 01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:56,591 If anyone enters by me, he will be saved. 905 01:10:56,716 --> 01:11:01,679 The thief comes only to steal, to kill, and destroy. 906 01:11:02,263 --> 01:11:07,060 But I have come that they may have life, life in all its fullness. 907 01:11:07,727 --> 01:11:10,063 That the father knows me, 908 01:11:10,063 --> 01:11:13,358 and I know the Father, in the same way I know my sheep, 909 01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:16,778 and they know me, and I am willing to die for them. 910 01:11:16,819 --> 01:11:18,947 "I have given YOU an example" 911 01:11:18,988 --> 01:11:22,784 I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd gives his life for his sheep. 912 01:12:11,332 --> 01:12:14,919 Infinite goodness is creating a being... 913 01:12:14,961 --> 01:12:19,924 ...that you know in advance is going to complain. 914 01:12:22,927 --> 01:12:26,973 "To be or not to be" 915 01:12:30,602 --> 01:12:32,270 Thanks, I dug it. 916 01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,822 If you die first and there's life after death, 917 01:12:42,906 --> 01:12:45,116 ...will you give me a sign? 918 01:12:45,783 --> 01:12:48,620 - I'll try. - You're terrific. 919 01:12:52,582 --> 01:12:54,709 Did Cutshaw behave himself? 920 01:12:54,751 --> 01:12:57,128 As usual. Where are you going? 921 01:12:57,170 --> 01:13:00,548 To the beach. The diner down there serves great eggs Benedict. You'd like to come? 922 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:05,553 - Yeah, it's my favorite food. - Why don't you come along? 923 01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:11,518 No, thanks. I feel tired. I think I'm going to lie down for a while. 924 01:13:12,101 --> 01:13:13,311 - Excuse me. - Sure. 925 01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,857 I was hoping you'd come along and pick up the check. 926 01:13:17,857 --> 01:13:20,193 - Colonel... - Goddamit! 927 01:13:25,573 --> 01:13:27,742 Is there any news from earth? 928 01:13:27,742 --> 01:13:28,952 I'm sorry. 929 01:13:30,203 --> 01:13:31,704 Any letters? 930 01:13:31,746 --> 01:13:35,041 - Your planet has demanded your return. - Fuck that. 931 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:36,709 Any packages? 932 01:13:36,876 --> 01:13:40,421 When I was on Mars my mother sent me a cheesecake once a month. 933 01:13:40,463 --> 01:13:43,383 She used to pack it in popcorn to keep it moist. 934 01:13:43,383 --> 01:13:46,594 All that shit about canals on Mars is a myth. 935 01:13:46,594 --> 01:13:49,138 Mars is drier than an armpit in hell. 936 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,473 Yes, I know. 937 01:13:50,765 --> 01:13:53,518 But not here! Here it's nice. 938 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:58,231 Well Ok, I'm sealing off my mind. 939 01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,419 Colonel Kane. 940 01:14:23,673 --> 01:14:26,301 - Yes? - New inmate, sir. 941 01:14:26,426 --> 01:14:30,430 He got in about half an hour ago. I put him in your office. 942 01:14:31,222 --> 01:14:35,059 I didn't think you'd want him mixing with the others until you'd - 943 01:14:35,143 --> 01:14:37,395 well - sort ofexplained things to him. 944 01:14:38,813 --> 01:14:41,316 He seems pretty straight to me, sir. 945 01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:43,693 Just combat fatigue, from the look of him. 946 01:14:44,736 --> 01:14:48,031 -Thanks Krebs, I'll see him in a minute. -Right, sir. 947 01:15:14,182 --> 01:15:15,600 Jesus. 948 01:15:18,436 --> 01:15:19,979 'Killer' Kane! 949 01:15:27,570 --> 01:15:30,907 Colonel, Colonel. Its me, Gilman! 950 01:15:32,534 --> 01:15:33,493 Come on, let's go. 951 01:15:35,245 --> 01:15:36,788 Hey, you got a Charlie. 952 01:15:37,539 --> 01:15:40,792 - Just a boy. - Forget about it sir, let's get out of here... 953 01:15:41,376 --> 01:15:44,045 I cut off his head with a wire... 954 01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:46,339 ...and he kept on talking. 955 01:15:46,631 --> 01:15:48,299 What're you holding? 956 01:15:48,925 --> 01:15:50,677 What's there in your - 957 01:15:51,386 --> 01:15:53,638 Jesus! 958 01:16:07,402 --> 01:16:09,529 Christ, this is obviously mistake, sir. 959 01:16:10,154 --> 01:16:13,366 Some computer must have goofed up. It puts you down as... 960 01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:16,703 ... incharge of the state asylum... 961 01:16:17,161 --> 01:16:21,541 ...your MOS as 'Psychiatrist'. Your serial number's wrong... 962 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:24,794 There must be another Colonel Kane. 963 01:16:27,755 --> 01:16:31,467 There must be another Colonel Kane. 964 01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:40,602 Vincent. 965 01:17:12,091 --> 01:17:15,386 Tell me again about goodness in the world. 966 01:17:15,887 --> 01:17:18,306 You lying bloody butchering bastard! 967 01:17:20,517 --> 01:17:25,188 Don't touch me, don't come near me. There's your brother up there. 968 01:17:25,522 --> 01:17:29,317 There's your bloody green-soaked brother that's Kane. That's 'Killer' Kane! 969 01:17:29,317 --> 01:17:31,903 He'll cut your fucking head off with a wire! 970 01:17:53,550 --> 01:17:55,635 I needed you! 971 01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:14,904 - What happened? - You fainted, don't you remember? 972 01:18:21,411 --> 01:18:22,954 What do you remember? 973 01:18:24,914 --> 01:18:26,207 I don't know. 974 01:18:28,585 --> 01:18:29,878 Nothing. 975 01:18:31,504 --> 01:18:33,715 I was walking to my room... 976 01:18:35,175 --> 01:18:37,343 You remember the new inmate? 977 01:18:39,470 --> 01:18:41,389 New inmate? 978 01:18:44,559 --> 01:18:46,227 You don't remember. 979 01:18:46,519 --> 01:18:48,771 What the hell are you talking about? 980 01:18:57,989 --> 01:19:00,617 Groper, who was that? 981 01:19:04,204 --> 01:19:05,830 Cutshaw, sir. 982 01:19:30,313 --> 01:19:32,649 When Kane got the orders, he was... 983 01:19:32,732 --> 01:19:36,194 ... he was commanding a Special Forces camp just south of DMZ. 984 01:19:37,529 --> 01:19:40,406 By the time he got to the States, they'd caught the mistake. 985 01:19:40,448 --> 01:19:42,909 But by then it was clear he meant to go through with it. 986 01:19:43,576 --> 01:19:45,411 We've been watching him. 987 01:19:46,454 --> 01:19:49,666 We heard the - we heard the stories about his cracking. 988 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:55,171 He seemed to be on the edge of a very serious breakdown, and then... 989 01:19:56,381 --> 01:20:00,802 ...one computer dropped the stitch and gave a halfway out: 990 01:20:01,219 --> 01:20:04,597 A way to find help without facing his illness; 991 01:20:04,848 --> 01:20:07,350 A way to hide from himself; 992 01:20:08,142 --> 01:20:09,936 But mostly... 993 01:20:11,771 --> 01:20:16,359 Mostly a way to wash away all the blood: 994 01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:21,614 a way to do penance for all the killing - by curing. 995 01:20:21,906 --> 01:20:24,576 At first, it was just a pretense but... 996 01:20:25,785 --> 01:20:29,289 ...on the way back from Viet Nam it developed into something more. 997 01:20:29,664 --> 01:20:32,834 His hatred of the Kane who killed became denial, 998 01:20:32,834 --> 01:20:34,586 and also projection: 999 01:20:34,627 --> 01:20:37,797 'Someone else must have done all the killing'. 1000 01:20:38,214 --> 01:20:41,509 Then after a time the denial became so strong that... 1001 01:20:41,676 --> 01:20:44,929 ...it totally obliterated Kane's identity. 1002 01:20:44,971 --> 01:20:47,182 He suppressed the Kane who was the killer, 1003 01:20:47,182 --> 01:20:50,268 and became the better-self that's in all of us. 1004 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:51,644 Completely. 1005 01:20:52,812 --> 01:20:54,856 Except when he dreamed. 1006 01:21:05,408 --> 01:21:07,368 We were experimenting, you see... 1007 01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:11,456 He was on the inside, looking out. 1008 01:21:11,581 --> 01:21:14,167 An inmate functioning as a psychiatrist... 1009 01:21:14,167 --> 01:21:17,295 ...and coming to bear on the problem like nothing we'd ever seen before. 1010 01:21:17,921 --> 01:21:22,342 We hoped he might come up with a new answer, or atleast some new insight. 1011 01:21:23,301 --> 01:21:24,719 And I think he did. 1012 01:21:25,428 --> 01:21:27,805 I think the men have been responding to him. 1013 01:21:29,474 --> 01:21:36,814 But he suffered a setback today. And a bad one. ...You see, his only hope of finding cure for himself is ... 1014 01:21:37,065 --> 01:21:40,610 ...to wipe away the guilt by a saving act... 1015 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:43,863 by curing the other inmates, 1016 01:21:44,989 --> 01:21:47,325 or atleast see some improvement. 1017 01:21:49,536 --> 01:21:51,579 But that takes time. 1018 01:21:52,789 --> 01:21:54,082 Time and your help. 1019 01:21:54,624 --> 01:21:58,253 And you've seen my orders. But I want Kane to play out the string. You understand? 1020 01:21:58,461 --> 01:22:00,088 - Lieutenant Gilman. - Yes, sir. 1021 01:22:00,129 --> 01:22:06,469 I'd like you to try to convince the other inmates that you were mistaken. That shouldn't be too hard to sell around here? Will you do that? 1022 01:22:07,053 --> 01:22:08,221 Oh yeah, sure. 1023 01:22:11,182 --> 01:22:14,561 Groper, Krebs, Christian and the others will back you up. So will I. 1024 01:22:17,313 --> 01:22:18,773 Colonel. 1025 01:22:20,066 --> 01:22:22,819 Let me get something straight. 1026 01:22:24,612 --> 01:22:27,991 You've been incharge here, all the time. 1027 01:22:29,075 --> 01:22:30,326 That's right. 1028 01:22:31,286 --> 01:22:34,038 Kane is Vincent Kane. I'm Hudson. 1029 01:22:35,123 --> 01:22:36,541 I'm the psychiatrist. 1030 01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:39,752 Vincent is my patient. 1031 01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:49,512 When we ah - when we were kids I used to make him laugh all the time. 1032 01:22:49,888 --> 01:22:51,931 I was the clown, you know. 1033 01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:57,437 And I've been trying to help him remember me. But he won't do it. 1034 01:22:59,856 --> 01:23:01,065 He's my brother. 1035 01:23:45,985 --> 01:23:51,449 Hey waitress, could I have a runway for the young lady and one more scotch. 1036 01:23:51,491 --> 01:23:54,369 Sir, you've got five right there in front of you. 1037 01:23:56,079 --> 01:23:57,747 I wanted six. 1038 01:23:59,457 --> 01:24:00,500 Quiet. 1039 01:24:01,334 --> 01:24:03,545 That's him. I know that's him. 1040 01:24:03,670 --> 01:24:07,507 - You're demented. - Up yours! I've seen his picture in the paper. 1041 01:24:09,676 --> 01:24:11,594 You don't read papers, Stanley. 1042 01:24:11,761 --> 01:24:15,723 - You're an illiterate. - Then TV, you asshole! 1043 01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,934 Look at him! Look at his face! 1044 01:24:18,059 --> 01:24:20,645 He's the astronaut, the one that lost his marbles! 1045 01:24:20,728 --> 01:24:23,398 What's he doin' in a joint like this? 1046 01:24:23,398 --> 01:24:25,567 Now, how the fuck do I know? 1047 01:24:25,817 --> 01:24:29,571 Dude, they have all types of those army whackos stashed up in that Biltmore dump! 1048 01:24:29,612 --> 01:24:31,906 What if it could be one of them? I don't know! 1049 01:24:32,490 --> 01:24:36,077 But that's him, I swear. I'm positive. 1050 01:24:36,286 --> 01:24:39,247 How positive is positive, Stanley? 1051 01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:41,708 You wanna bet? 1052 01:24:43,042 --> 01:24:44,419 Yeah, how much? 1053 01:24:48,047 --> 01:24:52,385 Just a beer and a shot in the mouth. 1054 01:24:55,471 --> 01:24:56,681 Lead on. 1055 01:24:57,390 --> 01:24:59,601 I think he's kinda cute. 1056 01:25:02,353 --> 01:25:06,566 - I told you not to smoke! - Hey Steve, two beers and two bourbon rocks. 1057 01:25:17,827 --> 01:25:19,329 You desire an audience? 1058 01:25:19,954 --> 01:25:21,789 What's your name? 1059 01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,710 Rumpelstiltskin. 1060 01:25:28,546 --> 01:25:31,424 - Wise-ass. - A literate. 1061 01:25:33,009 --> 01:25:34,219 Your name. 1062 01:25:35,470 --> 01:25:37,555 My maiden name or married? 1063 01:25:38,598 --> 01:25:40,141 Too literate. 1064 01:25:41,434 --> 01:25:43,061 Waitress! 1065 01:25:46,898 --> 01:25:48,566 See? Marines. 1066 01:25:48,942 --> 01:25:51,069 USMC. 1067 01:25:51,819 --> 01:25:54,447 Unbridled Sex for the Masters Clubs. 1068 01:25:58,117 --> 01:25:59,953 Is it something I said? 1069 01:26:00,203 --> 01:26:04,832 If I lose this bet Richard, I'm going to punch him in the mouth. 1070 01:26:05,416 --> 01:26:08,461 One more scotch and two spittoons, love, 1071 01:26:08,753 --> 01:26:11,589 Fill them with caterpillar's blood. My friends here are very... 1072 01:26:12,048 --> 01:26:13,258 Hey, cut that out! 1073 01:26:27,730 --> 01:26:29,524 It's him. 1074 01:26:29,899 --> 01:26:31,651 It's really him. 1075 01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:35,029 I got his dog tags Richard, its him! 1076 01:26:35,238 --> 01:26:37,699 The bigshit astronaut. 1077 01:26:38,199 --> 01:26:39,617 My God! 1078 01:26:40,994 --> 01:26:44,914 Hey! Everybody! Guess what we've got here... 1079 01:26:45,248 --> 01:26:49,335 A damned celebrity! A chicken, wigged-out astronaut! 1080 01:26:57,510 --> 01:27:03,933 This here is Captain Billy Cutshaw, brothers and sisters. 1081 01:27:08,229 --> 01:27:09,480 Oh my God. 1082 01:27:12,150 --> 01:27:13,776 Now I propose... 1083 01:27:16,654 --> 01:27:24,037 I propose that we make him an honorary member of our club. 1084 01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:31,127 Now that's friendly! 1085 01:27:35,548 --> 01:27:37,800 Would you like to join our club? 1086 01:27:38,718 --> 01:27:40,303 Fuck you. 1087 01:27:52,524 --> 01:27:54,943 Okay. Don't fuck you. 1088 01:28:06,454 --> 01:28:10,625 Now this is what I learnt in the boyscouts. 1089 01:28:17,048 --> 01:28:19,175 Hello? Could you help me please? 1090 01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:22,220 Do you have a listing for some kind of asylum - 1091 01:28:22,804 --> 01:28:29,936 ...could you maybe invite Charlie Price and Dick Cooey and Jeniffer and - 1092 01:28:31,938 --> 01:28:33,815 I'm sorry... 1093 01:28:34,274 --> 01:28:38,319 Do you have a number for some kind of asylum for marines or something? 1094 01:28:39,237 --> 01:28:42,740 First, we must baptize the chicken-mother. 1095 01:28:45,118 --> 01:28:49,122 - Richard, you may have the honors. - Thank you, Stanley. 1096 01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:51,624 Lets have a countdown. 1097 01:28:52,208 --> 01:29:02,218 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. 1098 01:29:02,677 --> 01:29:04,554 Splash down! 1099 01:29:13,563 --> 01:29:17,942 Everything A-O.K. there, spaceman? 1100 01:29:20,737 --> 01:29:24,991 Could you polish your chains, they're old and little cruddy 1101 01:29:56,731 --> 01:30:00,151 Welcome...to the club. 1102 01:30:01,236 --> 01:30:02,403 Colonel Kane. 1103 01:30:03,404 --> 01:30:05,031 No, I'm on. 1104 01:30:10,703 --> 01:30:12,580 Where are you located? 1105 01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:22,048 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 1106 01:30:22,841 --> 01:30:25,218 Splash down! 1107 01:30:28,054 --> 01:30:29,347 Again! 1108 01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:36,229 10, 9, 8, 7... 1109 01:30:52,161 --> 01:30:53,413 Cutshaw. 1110 01:30:55,331 --> 01:30:58,376 - Been meeting your family. - I think it's his keeper. 1111 01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:03,798 I think we got us a new beach ball. 1112 01:31:07,051 --> 01:31:08,052 Come on. 1113 01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:12,599 That's my beach ball, man. Put it down. 1114 01:31:13,516 --> 01:31:14,893 Yeah, you tell him, Stan. 1115 01:31:14,893 --> 01:31:19,272 - You better call the M.P.s! - Nah, the S.P.s: that's the Shit Patrol! 1116 01:31:21,399 --> 01:31:23,484 Here's your goodness in man. 1117 01:31:24,611 --> 01:31:25,820 Did you talk? 1118 01:31:27,155 --> 01:31:29,616 I think the beach ball here just said something! 1119 01:31:33,119 --> 01:31:35,163 Did you talk? 1120 01:31:35,455 --> 01:31:36,706 Let go of him, please. 1121 01:31:38,249 --> 01:31:41,503 You, let go of my beach ball. 1122 01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:44,464 Please let us go. 1123 01:31:44,714 --> 01:31:46,049 Pretty please. 1124 01:31:48,426 --> 01:31:49,511 Pretty please? 1125 01:31:52,889 --> 01:31:54,140 Now say... 1126 01:31:56,309 --> 01:31:58,520 ... "Marines are chicken." 1127 01:32:08,655 --> 01:32:11,533 Come on, say it. 1128 01:32:14,577 --> 01:32:15,370 Marines... 1129 01:32:16,329 --> 01:32:17,080 Let's finish it. 1130 01:32:20,208 --> 01:32:21,125 Marines are chicken. 1131 01:32:23,878 --> 01:32:26,089 Wait wait, just two more. 1132 01:32:34,097 --> 01:32:35,390 Now say... 1133 01:32:35,723 --> 01:32:38,810 "Marines all suck." 1134 01:32:45,358 --> 01:32:46,276 Now come on. 1135 01:32:48,528 --> 01:32:50,864 You're gonna say it and get outta here? 1136 01:32:52,365 --> 01:32:54,868 Go on, now. Say it. 1137 01:32:57,954 --> 01:33:03,376 Say it:"Marines all suck." 1138 01:33:06,129 --> 01:33:07,589 And you can go. 1139 01:33:20,810 --> 01:33:22,353 Marines... 1140 01:33:25,023 --> 01:33:27,734 Come on, let's finish it. 1141 01:33:30,403 --> 01:33:31,863 Marines... 1142 01:33:34,782 --> 01:33:36,492 Marines... 1143 01:33:38,661 --> 01:33:39,871 ...all...suck. 1144 01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:45,877 Let's play beach ball! 1145 01:33:48,630 --> 01:33:53,426 U.S.M.C.! 1146 01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:59,432 U.S.M.C.! 1147 01:34:02,477 --> 01:34:04,103 Ah, it's break time! Isn't that so? 1148 01:34:05,396 --> 01:34:17,033 U.S.M.C.!, U.S.M.C.! 1149 01:34:18,826 --> 01:34:20,245 The marines have landed. 1150 01:34:20,453 --> 01:34:22,956 You want a little drink, lunar boy? 1151 01:34:25,208 --> 01:34:28,002 - Richard, get me a beer- - Coming up. 1152 01:34:28,753 --> 01:34:30,213 Uh-oh, here comes Stanley. 1153 01:34:52,402 --> 01:34:54,028 Fucking slob. 1154 01:34:55,321 --> 01:34:57,365 Now clean up the mess. 1155 01:35:08,626 --> 01:35:10,420 I'm on vacation! 1156 01:35:20,722 --> 01:35:22,056 Now lick it. 1157 01:35:22,724 --> 01:35:23,850 Lick it! 1158 01:35:25,101 --> 01:35:26,227 Lick it! 1159 01:35:28,813 --> 01:35:30,231 Hey, cut that out! 1160 01:35:33,067 --> 01:35:34,027 Lick it. 1161 01:35:34,903 --> 01:35:36,487 And I'll let you both go. 1162 01:35:37,322 --> 01:35:38,740 You and your friend. 1163 01:35:41,492 --> 01:35:42,702 Now lick it. 1164 01:35:53,755 --> 01:35:55,006 Lick it. 1165 01:36:03,431 --> 01:36:05,141 Jesus Christ. 1166 01:36:05,975 --> 01:36:09,312 Chicken-shit turd. He did it! 1167 01:36:23,326 --> 01:36:24,494 Scum. 1168 01:36:28,456 --> 01:36:31,751 That's for disgracing the fucking uniform. 1169 01:36:31,751 --> 01:36:33,086 You bastards! 1170 01:36:33,336 --> 01:36:35,630 - Sons of bitches! - Get him down. 1171 01:36:35,755 --> 01:36:38,216 Get him down on the floor. I got a present for him. 1172 01:36:52,272 --> 01:36:54,232 Hold the bastard steady. 1173 01:37:00,738 --> 01:37:02,115 Hold him down, will ya? 1174 01:37:08,913 --> 01:37:12,166 - How're you doing, Richard? - That guy's a fighter. 1175 01:37:14,544 --> 01:37:16,671 I think he wants some more... 1176 01:37:31,728 --> 01:37:32,604 Oh my God. 1177 01:37:46,117 --> 01:37:47,493 What the fuck... 1178 01:37:58,087 --> 01:37:58,963 You son of a - 1179 01:38:51,750 --> 01:38:54,461 - Come on, Coronel. - You said yourself he was provoked. 1180 01:38:54,503 --> 01:38:57,715 - Yeah, but he also... - No, goddammit! He stays! 1181 01:39:09,810 --> 01:39:11,729 We're taking him in, sir. 1182 01:39:12,646 --> 01:39:14,690 Sorry, but we are. 1183 01:39:14,899 --> 01:39:18,652 And you can either produce him, or we'll find him ourselves. 1184 01:39:27,661 --> 01:39:28,662 Come on, Frank. 1185 01:39:32,791 --> 01:39:34,793 Better hold it right there pal. 1186 01:39:47,598 --> 01:39:48,766 Colonel? 1187 01:40:10,579 --> 01:40:12,456 Colonel Kane, Sir. 1188 01:40:21,841 --> 01:40:24,260 Has anybody told Ann? 1189 01:40:27,012 --> 01:40:30,224 - Ann? - My wife. 1190 01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:38,440 No, its alright. 1191 01:40:42,027 --> 01:40:43,904 Where's Gilman? 1192 01:40:46,949 --> 01:40:49,243 He's downstairs, sir. 1193 01:40:50,077 --> 01:40:51,453 Is he alright? 1194 01:40:55,124 --> 01:40:58,169 Yes, sir. He's fine sir. 1195 01:41:02,006 --> 01:41:03,340 Cutshaw. 1196 01:41:04,133 --> 01:41:05,676 Yes, sir? 1197 01:41:07,636 --> 01:41:10,556 Why won't you go to the moon? 1198 01:41:26,113 --> 01:41:28,282 Because I'm afraid. 1199 01:41:30,075 --> 01:41:31,368 Afraid? 1200 01:41:33,704 --> 01:41:35,623 That's right, sir. 1201 01:41:39,960 --> 01:41:42,338 See the stars... 1202 01:41:43,672 --> 01:41:46,050 So cold... 1203 01:41:46,675 --> 01:41:48,886 So far... 1204 01:41:50,513 --> 01:41:52,932 and so very lonely. 1205 01:41:54,099 --> 01:41:56,519 Oh, so lonely. 1206 01:41:57,770 --> 01:41:59,647 All that space... 1207 01:42:01,565 --> 01:42:04,318 just empty space. 1208 01:42:07,321 --> 01:42:09,573 and so...far way from home. 1209 01:42:13,536 --> 01:42:15,788 I've circled round... 1210 01:42:15,955 --> 01:42:18,958 ...and round this house. 1211 01:42:20,167 --> 01:42:22,211 Orbit... 1212 01:42:22,711 --> 01:42:24,380 ...after orbit. 1213 01:42:26,966 --> 01:42:29,176 And sometimes I wonder... 1214 01:42:30,553 --> 01:42:35,474 ...what it would be like never to stop. 1215 01:42:37,726 --> 01:42:40,312 and circle alone up there... 1216 01:42:41,856 --> 01:42:43,524 ...forever. 1217 01:42:46,068 --> 01:42:48,362 And what if I got there, 1218 01:42:50,489 --> 01:42:52,616 got to the moon, 1219 01:42:58,205 --> 01:43:00,374 and couldn't get back? 1220 01:43:02,459 --> 01:43:05,421 Sure, everyone dies. 1221 01:43:07,548 --> 01:43:10,217 but I'm afraid to die alone... 1222 01:43:10,718 --> 01:43:13,095 ...so far from home. 1223 01:43:16,098 --> 01:43:18,517 And if there's no God.. 1224 01:43:20,436 --> 01:43:22,646 then that's really... 1225 01:43:23,355 --> 01:43:25,441 ...really... 1226 01:43:25,691 --> 01:43:27,818 ...alone. 1227 01:43:52,051 --> 01:43:54,261 Not...much time. 1228 01:43:57,640 --> 01:43:59,517 Time. 1229 01:44:01,310 --> 01:44:03,437 No time. 1230 01:44:07,650 --> 01:44:09,777 But I'll show you... 1231 01:44:11,529 --> 01:44:16,283 But I'll show you...God exists. 1232 01:44:21,372 --> 01:44:23,582 That's right, sir... 1233 01:44:26,210 --> 01:44:29,880 One example... 1234 01:44:36,345 --> 01:44:38,806 And the others... 1235 01:44:39,974 --> 01:44:42,601 maybe... 1236 01:44:43,143 --> 01:44:45,271 help. 1237 01:44:45,896 --> 01:44:48,649 Try to cure... 1238 01:44:49,817 --> 01:44:53,654 Try to cure them too. 1239 01:44:55,155 --> 01:44:57,199 I don't know. 1240 01:45:02,371 --> 01:45:04,707 No other way now. 1241 01:45:07,459 --> 01:45:09,503 Time. 1242 01:45:12,673 --> 01:45:14,717 No time. 1243 01:45:18,596 --> 01:45:21,640 Had to try... 1244 01:45:23,267 --> 01:45:25,060 Shock... 1245 01:45:25,686 --> 01:45:28,480 shock treatment. 1246 01:45:41,327 --> 01:45:43,537 What was that, sir? 1247 01:45:51,879 --> 01:45:53,214 Tired. 1248 01:45:58,260 --> 01:45:59,386 Tired. 1249 01:46:08,270 --> 01:46:09,855 Oh, God. 1250 01:46:11,065 --> 01:46:13,192 I love - 1251 01:48:02,510 --> 01:48:04,220 Oh God. 1252 01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:05,763 Oh, my God. 1253 01:48:06,305 --> 01:48:07,473 Ok, Sir. 1254 01:48:11,060 --> 01:48:12,770 He's on his way. 1255 01:48:14,146 --> 01:48:16,398 Can we talk to the other? 1256 01:48:26,659 --> 01:48:29,703 Hey, what the hell is going on? Why the cops? 1257 01:48:30,037 --> 01:48:32,164 Alright. Sorry, go back to bed. 1258 01:48:33,707 --> 01:48:35,793 Where's Cutshaw? 1259 01:48:36,836 --> 01:48:40,130 Krebs, look in the dorm, will you please? Christian, go up - 1260 01:48:41,298 --> 01:48:43,050 Oh, my God. 1261 01:49:07,491 --> 01:49:09,034 He's dead. 1262 01:49:14,707 --> 01:49:17,042 He gave up his life. 1263 01:50:02,630 --> 01:50:03,839 Major? 1264 01:50:58,227 --> 01:51:03,107 If you die first and there's life after death... 1265 01:51:03,107 --> 01:51:06,402 Will you give me a sign? 1266 01:53:55,863 --> 01:53:57,781 Captain Cutshaw, 1267 01:53:58,199 --> 01:54:00,367 I'm taking my life... 1268 01:54:00,367 --> 01:54:04,580 ...in the hope that my death will provide the shock that is curative therapy. 1269 01:54:04,622 --> 01:54:08,417 In any case, you now have your one example. 1270 01:54:09,168 --> 01:54:12,630 If ever I've injured you, I am sorry. 1271 01:54:13,005 --> 01:54:15,716 I have been fond of you. 1272 01:54:15,841 --> 01:54:19,261 I know some day I will see you again. 1273 01:54:19,428 --> 01:54:21,055 Vincent Kane. 1274 01:54:44,703 --> 01:54:47,915 Sure heard some stories about this place, sir. 1275 01:54:48,666 --> 01:54:52,670 Heard they had a doctor there that was really a killer. 1276 01:55:00,302 --> 01:55:02,680 He was a lamb. 1277 01:55:13,774 --> 01:55:14,733 Ok. 1278 01:55:30,291 --> 01:55:33,002 Hey, hold it, hold it. 1279 01:55:35,296 --> 01:55:38,966 Where did the Saint Christopher medal come from? 1280 01:55:39,305 --> 01:55:45,605 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org