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Hi, honey.

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Hi, Mom.

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You feeling any better?

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A little bit.

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Guess what.

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What?

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Grandfather's here.

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Mom, can't you tell him
that I'm sick?

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You're sick.
That's why he's here.

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He'll pinch my cheek.

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I hate that.

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Maybe he won't.

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How's the sickie?

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I'll leave you two pals alone.

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I brought you a special present.

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- What is it?
- Open it up.

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- A book?
- That's right.

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When I was your age,
television was called books.

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This is a special book.

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It was the book my father used
to read to me when I was sick...

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and I used to read it
to your father.

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Today I'm going to read it
to you.

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Does it got any sports in it?

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Are you kidding?

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Fencing, fighting,
torture, revenge...

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giants, monsters, chases...

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escapes, true love, miracles.

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That doesn't sound too bad.

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I'll try and stay awake.

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Thank you very much.
That's very nice of you.

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Your vote of confidence
is overwhelming.

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All right.

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"The Princess Bride...

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"by S. Morgenstern.

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"Chapter One.

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"Buttercup was raised
on a small farm...

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"in the country of Florin.

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"Her favorite pastimes
were riding her horse...

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"and tormenting the farm boy
that worked there.

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"His name was Westley,
but she never called him that."

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Isn't that
a wonderful beginning?

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Yeah, it's really good.

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"Nothing gave Buttercup
as much pleasure...

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as ordering Westley around."

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Farm boy,
polish my horse's saddle.

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I want to see my face
shining in it by morning.

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As you wish.

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"As you wish"
was all he ever said to her.

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Farm boy, fill these with water.

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Please.

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As you wish.

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That day she was amazed
to discover...

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that when he was saying,
"As you wish"...

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what he meant was,
"I love you."

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Even more amazing
was the day she realized...

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she truly loved him back.

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Farm boy.

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Fetch me that pitcher.

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As you wish.

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Hold it, hold it.

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What is this?
Are you trying to trick me?

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And where's the sports?

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Is this a kissing book?

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Wait. Just wait.

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When does it get good?

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Keep your shirt on
and let me read.

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"Westley had no money
for marriage...

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"so he packed his few belongings
and left the farm...

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"to seek his fortune
across the sea."

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It was a very emotional time
for Buttercup.

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I don't believe this!

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I fear I'll never see you again.

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Of course you will.

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What if something
happens to you?

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Hear this now...

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I will always come for you.

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But how can you be sure?

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This is true love.

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Do you think this happens
every day?

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Westley didn't reach
his destination.

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His ship was attacked
by the Dread Pirate Roberts...

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who never left captives alive.

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When Buttercup got the news
that Westley was murdered...

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Murdered by pirates is good!

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She went into her room
and shut the door...

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and for days
she neither slept nor ate.

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I will never love again.

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Five years later, the main
square of Florin City...

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was filled as never before
to hear the announcement...

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of the great Prince
Humperdinck's bride-to-be.

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My people...

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a month from now...

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our country
will have its 500th anniversary.

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On that sundown,
I shall marry a lady...

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who was once a commoner
like yourselves...

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but perhaps you will not
find her common now.

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Would you like to meet her?

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My people,
the princess Buttercup!

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Buttercup's emptiness
consumed her.

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Although the law of the land
gave Humperdinck...

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the right to choose his bride...

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she did not love him.

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Despite Humperdinck's
reassurance...

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that she would grow
to love him...

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the only joy she found
was in her daily ride.

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A word, my lady?

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We are but poor,
lost circus performers.

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Is there a village nearby?

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There is nothing nearby,
not for miles.

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Then there will be no one
to hear you scream.

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What is that you're ripping?

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It's fabric from the uniform
of an army officer of Guilder.

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Who's Guilder?

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The country across the sea,
the sworn enemy of Florin.

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Go!

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Once the horse
reaches the castle...

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the fabric will make
the prince suspect...

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that the Guilderians
have abducted his love.

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When he finds her body dead
on the Guilder frontier...

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his suspicions
will be totally confirmed.

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You never said anything
about killing anyone.

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I've hired you to help me
start a war.

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It's a prestigious
line of work...

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with a long
and glorious tradition.

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I just don't think it's right,
killing an innocent girl.

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Am I going mad, or did the word
"think" escape your lips?

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You were not hired
for your brains...

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you hippopotamic land mass!

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I agree with Fezzik.

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The sot has spoken!

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What happens to her
is not truly your concern!

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I will kill her!

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And remember this,
never forget this...

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When I found you,
you were so slobbering drunk...

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you couldn't buy brandy!

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And you...
friendless, brainless...

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helpless, hopeless!

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Do you want me to send you
back to where you were...

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unemployed in Greenland?

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That Vizzini, he can... fuss.

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Fuss, fuss...

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I think he like to scream...
at us.

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Probably he means no... harm.

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He's really very short on...
charm.

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You have a great gift for rhyme.

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Yes, yes, some of the time.

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Enough of that!

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Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

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If there are, we'll all be dead.

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No more rhymes, now. I mean it!

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Anybody want a peanut?

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We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.

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Why are you doing that?

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Making sure
nobody's following us.

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That would be inconceivable.

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Despite what you think...

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you will be caught,
and when you are...

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the prince
will see you all hanged.

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Of all the necks on this boat,
Highness...

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the one you should be
worrying about is your own.

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Stop doing that!

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We can all relax.
It's almost over.

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You are sure
nobody's following us?

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As I told you, it would be
absolutely, totally...

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and in all other ways
inconceivable!

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No one in Guilder
knows what we've done...

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and no one in Florin
could have gotten here so fast.

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Out of curiosity,
why do you ask?

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I happened to look behind us,
and something is there.

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What?

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Probably some local fisherman...

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out for a pleasure cruise
at night...

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through eel-infested waters.

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What?

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Go in! Get after her!

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I don't swim.

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I only dog-paddle.

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Veer left!

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Left!

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Do you know what that sound is,
Highness?

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Those are the shrieking eels.

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If you don't believe me,
just wait.

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They always grow louder...

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when they're about to feed
on human flesh.

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If you swim back now...

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I promise no harm
will come to you.

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I doubt you'll get such an offer
from the eels.

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She doesn't get eaten
by the eels at this time.

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What?

191
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The eel doesn't get her.

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I'm explaining to you
because you look nervous.

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I wasn't nervous.

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Maybe I was
a little bit concerned...

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but that's not the same thing.

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Because we can stop now
if you want.

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No. You could read
a little bit more, if you want.

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"Do you know
what that sound is, Highness?

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"Those are the shrieking eels."

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Pass that, Grandpa.
You read it already.

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My goodness, I did.

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I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.

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All right, all right. Let's see.

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She was in the water,
the eel was coming after her...

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she was frightened...

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the eel started to charge her,
and then...

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Put her down. Just put her down!

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I think he's getting closer.

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He's no concern of ours.

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Sail on!

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I suppose you think
you're brave, don't you?

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Only compared to some.

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00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,781
Look! He's right on top of us!

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I wonder if he's using
the same wind we are using.

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Whoever he is, he's too late.
See?

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The Cliffs of Insanity!

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Hurry up!

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Move the thing!

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And that other thing!

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Move it!

221
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We're safe.

222
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Only Fezzik is strong enough
to go up our way.

223
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He'll have to sail for hours
till he finds a harbor.

224
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He's climbing the rope,
and he's gaining on us!

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Inconceivable!

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Faster!

227
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,203
I thought I was going faster.

228
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,509
You were supposed to be
this colossus...

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you were
this great legendary thing...

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and yet he gains!

231
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I'm carrying three people,
and he got only himself.

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I do not accept excuses.
I have to find a new giant.

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Don't say that, Vizzini, please.

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Did I make it clear
that your job is at stake?

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He's got very good arms.

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He didn't fall?

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Inconceivable!

238
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You keep using that word.

239
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I do not think it means
what you think it means.

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My God, he's climbing.

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Whoever he is, he's obviously
seen us with the princess...

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and must therefore die.

243
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You carry her.

244
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We'll head straight
for the Guilder frontier.

245
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Catch up when he's dead.

246
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:59,299
If he falls, fine.
If not, the sword.

247
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I'm going to duel him
left-handed.

248
00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,067
You know what a hurry we're in.

249
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It's the only way
I can be satisfied.

250
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If I use my right, tsk!
Over too quickly.

251
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,674
Have it your way!

252
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,148
You be careful.

253
00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:21,248
People in masks
cannot be trusted.

254
00:17:22,926 --> 00:17:24,518
I'm waiting!

255
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,702
Hello there!

256
00:17:42,313 --> 00:17:43,940
Slow going?

257
00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:47,884
I don't mean to be rude, but
this is not as easy as it looks.

258
00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:50,854
I'd appreciate it
if you wouldn't distract me.

259
00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:52,322
- Sorry.
- Thank you.

260
00:18:02,536 --> 00:18:04,663
I do not suppose
you could speed things up?

261
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:06,228
If you're in such a hurry...

262
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:08,534
you could lower a rope
or a tree branch...

263
00:18:08,608 --> 00:18:10,769
or find something useful to do.

264
00:18:10,844 --> 00:18:15,144
I could do that.
I got some rope up here...

265
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:17,343
but I do not think
you would accept my help...

266
00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,545
since I am only waiting around
to kill you.

267
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,783
That does put a damper
on our relationship.

268
00:18:22,857 --> 00:18:27,351
But I promise I won't kill you
until you reach the top.

269
00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:31,456
That's very comforting, but I'm
afraid you'll just have to wait.

270
00:18:31,567 --> 00:18:33,398
I hate waiting.

271
00:18:33,468 --> 00:18:36,403
I could give you my word
as a Spaniard.

272
00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:37,972
No good.

273
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,007
I've known too many Spaniards.

274
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,168
Any way you'll trust me?

275
00:18:42,244 --> 00:18:44,304
Nothing comes to mind.

276
00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:48,874
I swear on the soul
of my father, Domingo Montoya...

277
00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,011
you will reach the top alive.

278
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,214
Throw me the rope.

279
00:19:22,587 --> 00:19:24,783
Thank you.

280
00:19:24,857 --> 00:19:28,293
Wait.
We'll wait until you're ready.

281
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,329
Again, thank you.

282
00:19:43,176 --> 00:19:47,010
I do not mean to pry,
but you don't by any chance...

283
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,674
happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

284
00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:53,510
Do you always begin
conversations this way?

285
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:57,115
My father was slaughtered
by a six-fingered man.

286
00:20:02,997 --> 00:20:05,431
He was a great swordmaker,
my father.

287
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,935
When the six-fingered man
appeared...

288
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:09,937
and request a special sword...

289
00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:11,973
my father took the job.

290
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:15,533
He slaved a year
before he was done.

291
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:27,350
I've never seen its equal.

292
00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:31,485
The six-fingered man
returned and demanded it...

293
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,995
but at 1/10 his promised price.

294
00:20:34,065 --> 00:20:35,999
My father refused.

295
00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:38,035
Without a word...

296
00:20:38,102 --> 00:20:42,004
the six-fingered man
slashed him through the heart.

297
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:44,041
I loved my father.

298
00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:47,702
So naturally, I challenged
his murderer to a duel.

299
00:20:47,812 --> 00:20:50,509
I failed.

300
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,718
The six-fingered man
leave me alive...

301
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,516
but he gave me this.

302
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,589
How old were you?

303
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,993
I was eleven years old.

304
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,997
When I was strong enough...

305
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,865
I dedicated my life
to the study of fencing.

306
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:14,873
So the next time we meet,
I will not fail.

307
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:20,175
I will go up to
the six-fingered man and say...

308
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,872
"Hello.

309
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:24,917
"My name is Inigo Montoya.

310
00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:27,920
"You killed my father.

311
00:21:27,988 --> 00:21:30,150
"Prepare to die."

312
00:21:30,225 --> 00:21:33,626
You've done nothing
but study swordplay?

313
00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:36,823
More pursuit than study lately.

314
00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:39,059
You see, I cannot find him.

315
00:21:39,134 --> 00:21:42,467
It's been twenty years now.
I'm starting to lose confidence.

316
00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:44,836
I just work for Vizzini
to pay the bills.

317
00:21:44,907 --> 00:21:47,137
There's not a lot of money
in revenge.

318
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:52,448
I certainly hope
you find him someday.

319
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:53,437
You're ready, then?

320
00:21:53,516 --> 00:21:55,347
Whether I am or not,
you've been more than fair.

321
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:58,785
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to kill you.

322
00:21:58,889 --> 00:22:01,756
You seem a decent fellow.
I hate to die.

323
00:22:03,093 --> 00:22:05,220
Begin.

324
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:39,127
You are using Bonetti's defense
against me?

325
00:22:39,199 --> 00:22:41,793
I thought it fitting
considering the rocky terrain.

326
00:22:41,868 --> 00:22:44,428
Naturally. You must expect me
to attack with Capo Ferro.

327
00:22:44,504 --> 00:22:48,133
Naturally, but I find that
Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.

328
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:50,733
Don't you?

329
00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:52,710
Unless the enemy
has studied Agrippa.

330
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:56,639
Which I have.

331
00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:02,580
You are wonderful!

332
00:23:02,656 --> 00:23:04,624
Thank you.
I've worked hard to become so.

333
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,693
I admit it.
You are better than I am.

334
00:23:06,794 --> 00:23:08,263
Then why are you smiling?

335
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,060
Because I know something
you don't know.

336
00:23:10,131 --> 00:23:11,359
What is that?

337
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,367
I am not left-handed.

338
00:23:23,446 --> 00:23:24,879
You're amazing.

339
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:28,041
I ought to be,
after twenty years.

340
00:23:28,117 --> 00:23:30,210
There's something
I ought to tell you.

341
00:23:30,286 --> 00:23:31,514
Tell me.

342
00:23:31,587 --> 00:23:33,919
I'm not left-handed, either.

343
00:23:59,817 --> 00:24:02,012
Who are you?

344
00:24:02,086 --> 00:24:03,645
No one of consequence.

345
00:24:03,722 --> 00:24:05,212
I must know.

346
00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:07,020
Get used to disappointment.

347
00:24:51,106 --> 00:24:53,097
Kill me quickly.

348
00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:55,005
I would sooner destroy
a stained-glass window...

349
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,442
as an artist like yourself.

350
00:24:56,511 --> 00:24:59,970
However, since I can't have you
following me, either.

351
00:25:03,019 --> 00:25:07,046
Please understand, I hold you
in the highest respect.

352
00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,758
Inconceivable!

353
00:25:19,870 --> 00:25:22,270
Give her to me!
Catch up with us quickly!

354
00:25:22,339 --> 00:25:23,397
What do I do?

355
00:25:23,507 --> 00:25:25,441
Finish him,
finish him... your way!

356
00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:28,637
Good, my way.
Thank you, Vizzini.

357
00:25:28,713 --> 00:25:31,273
Which way's my way?

358
00:25:31,349 --> 00:25:34,250
Pick up one of those rocks,
get behind the boulder.

359
00:25:34,319 --> 00:25:35,513
In a few minutes...

360
00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:37,987
the man in black will come
running around the bend.

361
00:25:38,056 --> 00:25:42,323
The minute his head is in view,
hit it with the rock!

362
00:25:43,562 --> 00:25:46,360
My way is not
very sportsmanlike.

363
00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:16,930
I did that on purpose.

364
00:26:16,998 --> 00:26:19,023
I didn't have to miss.

365
00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,931
I believe you.

366
00:26:21,002 --> 00:26:23,631
So what happens now?

367
00:26:23,705 --> 00:26:26,640
We face each other
as God intended.

368
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,141
Sportsmanlike.

369
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:31,839
No tricks, no weapons.
Skill against skill alone.

370
00:26:31,914 --> 00:26:35,578
You'll put down your rock,
and I'll put down my sword...

371
00:26:35,652 --> 00:26:37,984
and we'll try and kill each
other like civilized people?

372
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,386
I could kill you now.

373
00:26:40,457 --> 00:26:42,391
Frankly, I think the odds...

374
00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:45,917
are slightly in your favor
at hand-fighting.

375
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,295
It's not my fault being
the biggest and the strongest.

376
00:26:49,366 --> 00:26:51,266
I don't even exercise.

377
00:27:10,622 --> 00:27:13,591
Are you just fiddling around
with me, or what?

378
00:27:13,658 --> 00:27:16,491
I want you to feel
you are doing well.

379
00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:18,189
I hate for people
to die embarrassed.

380
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:21,832
You're quick!

381
00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,266
Good thing, too!

382
00:27:23,336 --> 00:27:24,496
Why are you wearing a mask?

383
00:27:24,570 --> 00:27:26,470
Were you burned with acid
or something like that?

384
00:27:26,539 --> 00:27:28,598
No. It's just they're
terribly comfortable.

385
00:27:28,674 --> 00:27:31,007
I think everyone will be
wearing them in the future.

386
00:27:34,882 --> 00:27:40,149
I just figured why you
give me so much trouble.

387
00:27:40,220 --> 00:27:43,781
Why is that, do you think?

388
00:27:43,857 --> 00:27:48,886
I haven't fought
just one person for so long.

389
00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:52,126
I've been specializing
in groups.

390
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,293
Battling gangs
for local charities...

391
00:27:54,369 --> 00:27:55,666
that kind of thing.

392
00:27:57,639 --> 00:28:00,575
Why should that make
such a... Oof! Difference?

393
00:28:00,643 --> 00:28:02,736
Well, you see...

394
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,472
you use different moves...

395
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:08,880
when you're fighting
half a dozen people...

396
00:28:08,951 --> 00:28:10,919
than when you only...

397
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:15,355
have to be worried about one.

398
00:28:27,738 --> 00:28:30,832
I do not envy you the headache
you will have when you awake.

399
00:28:30,908 --> 00:28:35,538
But in the meantime, rest well
and dream of large women.

400
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,860
There was...

401
00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,402
a mighty duel.

402
00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:01,868
It ranged all over.

403
00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,966
They were both masters.

404
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:06,409
Who won? How did it end?

405
00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:09,881
The loser ran off alone...

406
00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:16,856
while the winner... followed
those footprints toward Guilder.

407
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:18,915
Shall we track them both?

408
00:29:19,026 --> 00:29:21,358
The loser is nothing.

409
00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:23,829
Only the princess matters.

410
00:29:23,898 --> 00:29:26,833
Clearly, this was all planned
by warriors of Guilder.

411
00:29:26,901 --> 00:29:30,302
We must all be ready
for whatever lies ahead.

412
00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:31,634
Could this be a trap?

413
00:29:31,706 --> 00:29:34,539
I always think
everything could be a trap.

414
00:29:34,609 --> 00:29:36,635
That is why I'm still alive.

415
00:29:46,956 --> 00:29:52,122
So, it is down to you,
and it is down to me.

416
00:29:54,164 --> 00:29:55,791
If you wish her dead...

417
00:29:55,866 --> 00:29:58,130
by all means,
keep moving forward.

418
00:29:58,201 --> 00:29:59,896
Let me explain.

419
00:29:59,970 --> 00:30:01,904
There's nothing to explain.

420
00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:04,737
You're trying to kidnap
what I've rightfully stolen.

421
00:30:04,809 --> 00:30:07,607
Perhaps... an arrangement
can be reached.

422
00:30:07,679 --> 00:30:11,479
There will be no arrangement,
and you're killing her.

423
00:30:14,285 --> 00:30:17,722
If there can be no arrangement,
then we are at an impasse.

424
00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:18,915
I'm afraid so.

425
00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:21,458
I can't compete with you
physically...

426
00:30:21,527 --> 00:30:24,257
and you're no match
for my brains.

427
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:25,422
You're that smart?

428
00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,930
Let me put it this way...

429
00:30:27,032 --> 00:30:30,160
have you ever heard of Plato,
Aristotle, Socrates?

430
00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:31,897
- Yes.
- Morons.

431
00:30:31,971 --> 00:30:33,063
Really?

432
00:30:33,139 --> 00:30:36,870
In that case, I challenge you
to a battle of wits.

433
00:30:36,943 --> 00:30:39,343
For the princess?

434
00:30:39,412 --> 00:30:41,812
To the death?

435
00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:43,371
I accept.

436
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,510
Good, then pour the wine.

437
00:31:00,302 --> 00:31:03,271
Inhale this, but do not touch.

438
00:31:05,107 --> 00:31:06,904
I smell nothing.

439
00:31:06,975 --> 00:31:08,966
What you do not smell
is called iocane powder.

440
00:31:09,044 --> 00:31:11,774
It is odorless, tasteless,
dissolves instantly in liquid...

441
00:31:11,847 --> 00:31:15,375
and is among the more deadly
poisons known to man.

442
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,474
All right.
Where is the poison?

443
00:31:39,543 --> 00:31:42,172
The battle of wits has begun.

444
00:31:42,247 --> 00:31:44,215
It ends when you decide,
and we both drink...

445
00:31:44,282 --> 00:31:45,909
and find out who is right...

446
00:31:45,984 --> 00:31:48,179
and who is dead.

447
00:31:48,253 --> 00:31:50,483
But it's so simple.

448
00:31:50,555 --> 00:31:53,490
All I have to do is divine
from what I know of you...

449
00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:55,459
are you the sort of man...

450
00:31:55,528 --> 00:31:58,520
who would put the poison into
his own goblet or his enemy's?

451
00:31:58,631 --> 00:31:59,962
A clever man
would put the poison...

452
00:32:00,032 --> 00:32:01,192
into his own goblet...

453
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,097
because he would know
that only a great fool...

454
00:32:03,169 --> 00:32:04,864
would reach
for what he was given.

455
00:32:04,937 --> 00:32:06,199
I am not a great fool...

456
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,935
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

457
00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:11,500
But you must have known
I was not a great fool.

458
00:32:11,578 --> 00:32:12,943
You would have counted on it...

459
00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,982
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

460
00:32:16,049 --> 00:32:17,346
You've made your decision, then?

461
00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:18,645
Not remotely...

462
00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:22,051
because iocane comes from
Australia, as everyone knows...

463
00:32:22,122 --> 00:32:24,523
and Australia is entirely
peopled with criminals...

464
00:32:24,592 --> 00:32:27,254
and criminals are used to
having people not trust them...

465
00:32:27,328 --> 00:32:28,727
as you are not trusted by me...

466
00:32:28,796 --> 00:32:31,356
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

467
00:32:31,466 --> 00:32:33,525
Truly,
you have a dizzying intellect.

468
00:32:33,634 --> 00:32:35,602
Wait till I get going!

469
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,569
- Where was I?
- Australia.

470
00:32:37,639 --> 00:32:39,539
Yes, Australia.
You must have suspected...

471
00:32:39,608 --> 00:32:41,303
I would have known
the powder's origin...

472
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:43,867
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

473
00:32:43,946 --> 00:32:45,174
You're just stalling now.

474
00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,511
You'd like to think that,
wouldn't you?

475
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,845
You've beaten my giant...

476
00:32:48,917 --> 00:32:50,783
which means
you're exceptionally strong...

477
00:32:50,854 --> 00:32:52,754
so you could have put the poison
in your own goblet...

478
00:32:52,822 --> 00:32:54,517
trusting on your strength
to save you...

479
00:32:54,591 --> 00:32:57,151
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

480
00:32:57,227 --> 00:32:59,627
But you've also
bested my Spaniard...

481
00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:01,027
which means
you must have studied...

482
00:33:01,097 --> 00:33:04,124
and in studying, you must have
learned that man is mortal...

483
00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:05,964
so you would have
put the poison...

484
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:08,004
as far from yourself
as possible...

485
00:33:08,105 --> 00:33:10,335
so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

486
00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:12,272
You're trying to trick me
into giving away something.

487
00:33:12,343 --> 00:33:13,435
It won't work.

488
00:33:13,511 --> 00:33:15,638
It has worked.
You've given everything away.

489
00:33:15,713 --> 00:33:18,376
- I know where the poison is.
- Then make your choice.

490
00:33:18,450 --> 00:33:21,908
I will, and I choose...
What in the world can that be?

491
00:33:21,987 --> 00:33:23,318
What? Where?

492
00:33:25,023 --> 00:33:27,082
I don't see anything.

493
00:33:27,158 --> 00:33:29,991
I could have sworn
I saw something. No matter.

494
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,090
What's so funny?

495
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,929
I'll tell you in a minute.

496
00:33:36,035 --> 00:33:37,468
First, let's drink...

497
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:40,700
me from my glass
and you from yours.

498
00:33:55,255 --> 00:33:56,449
You guessed wrong.

499
00:33:56,523 --> 00:33:59,253
You only think I guessed wrong.
That's what's so funny!

500
00:33:59,326 --> 00:34:01,386
I switched glasses
when your back was turned!

501
00:34:01,462 --> 00:34:02,929
You fool!

502
00:34:02,997 --> 00:34:05,488
You fell victim
to one of the classic blunders.

503
00:34:05,567 --> 00:34:08,559
The most famous is "Never get
involved in a land war in Asia."

504
00:34:08,636 --> 00:34:11,434
But only slightly
less well known is this...

505
00:34:11,539 --> 00:34:15,806
"Never go in against a Sicilian
when death is on the line!"

506
00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:31,920
Who are you?

507
00:34:31,995 --> 00:34:34,225
I am no one to be trifled with.

508
00:34:34,297 --> 00:34:36,561
That is all you ever need know.

509
00:34:36,633 --> 00:34:38,328
And to think, all that time...

510
00:34:38,401 --> 00:34:40,028
it was your cup
that was poisoned.

511
00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:41,935
They were both poisoned.

512
00:34:42,006 --> 00:34:44,099
I spent the last few years...

513
00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:47,609
building up an immunity
to iocane powder.

514
00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:51,981
Someone has beaten the giant.

515
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:57,818
There will be great suffering
in Guilder if she dies.

516
00:35:12,505 --> 00:35:13,870
Catch your breath.

517
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,202
If you'll release me...

518
00:35:15,274 --> 00:35:18,607
whatever you ask for ransom,
you'll get it. I promise you.

519
00:35:20,113 --> 00:35:23,515
And what is that worth...
the promise of a woman?

520
00:35:23,617 --> 00:35:25,209
You're very funny, Highness.

521
00:35:25,285 --> 00:35:27,048
I was giving you a chance.

522
00:35:27,121 --> 00:35:29,419
It does not matter
where you take me...

523
00:35:29,490 --> 00:35:31,856
there is no greater hunter
than Prince Humperdinck.

524
00:35:31,925 --> 00:35:33,859
He can track a falcon
on a cloudy day.

525
00:35:33,927 --> 00:35:35,189
He can find you.

526
00:35:35,262 --> 00:35:36,787
You think your dearest love
will save you?

527
00:35:36,865 --> 00:35:38,492
I never said
he was my dearest love.

528
00:35:38,566 --> 00:35:41,262
And, yes, he will save me.
That I know.

529
00:35:41,336 --> 00:35:44,931
You admit to me
you do not love your fiancé.

530
00:35:45,006 --> 00:35:46,564
He knows I do not love him.

531
00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:48,802
Are not capable of love
is what you mean.

532
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,614
I have loved more deeply...

533
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:55,617
than a killer like yourself
could ever dream.

534
00:35:58,187 --> 00:35:59,950
That was a warning, Highness.

535
00:36:00,022 --> 00:36:02,388
The next time,
my hand flies on its own.

536
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:05,428
Where I come from, there are
penalties when a woman lies.

537
00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:13,025
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it...

538
00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:15,969
and there are
the princess' footprints.

539
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:19,305
She is alive,
or was an hour ago.

540
00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:22,471
If she is otherwise
when I find her...

541
00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:25,914
I shall be very put out.

542
00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:33,383
- Rest, Highness.
- I know who you are.

543
00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:35,689
Your cruelty reveals everything.

544
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,888
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Admit it.

545
00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:41,364
With pride.
What can I do for you?

546
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:44,402
You can die slowly,
cut into a thousand pieces.

547
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,500
Hardly complimentary,
Your Highness.

548
00:36:47,607 --> 00:36:50,041
Why loose your venom on me?

549
00:36:50,143 --> 00:36:53,078
You killed my love.

550
00:36:53,146 --> 00:36:55,046
It's possible.

551
00:36:55,115 --> 00:36:57,515
I kill a lot of people.

552
00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:00,053
Who was this love of yours?

553
00:37:00,121 --> 00:37:04,854
Another prince like this one...
ugly, rich, and scabby?

554
00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:08,295
A farm boy, poor.

555
00:37:08,295 --> 00:37:13,962
Poor and perfect with eyes
like the sea after a storm.

556
00:37:17,439 --> 00:37:18,929
On the high seas,
your ship attacked.

557
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,474
And the Dread Pirate Roberts
never takes prisoners.

558
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,101
I can't afford
to make exceptions.

559
00:37:23,211 --> 00:37:25,304
Once word leaks out
that a pirate has gone soft...

560
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:26,642
people begin to disobey you...

561
00:37:26,715 --> 00:37:28,946
and then it's nothing but work,
work, work all the time.

562
00:37:29,018 --> 00:37:30,451
You mock my pain.

563
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,987
Life is pain, Highness.

564
00:37:32,054 --> 00:37:35,319
Anyone who says differently
is selling something.

565
00:37:39,061 --> 00:37:42,498
I remember this farm boy
of yours, I think.

566
00:37:42,566 --> 00:37:45,433
This would be, what,
five years ago?

567
00:37:45,502 --> 00:37:48,494
Does it bother you to hear?

568
00:37:48,572 --> 00:37:51,700
Nothing you can say
will upset me.

569
00:37:51,809 --> 00:37:53,504
He died well.

570
00:37:53,610 --> 00:37:55,544
That should please you.

571
00:37:55,613 --> 00:37:58,548
No bribe attempts or blubbering.

572
00:37:58,616 --> 00:38:01,050
He simply said, "Please...

573
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:04,486
"please, I need to live."

574
00:38:04,556 --> 00:38:07,548
It was the please
that caught my memory.

575
00:38:07,625 --> 00:38:10,060
I asked him
what was so important.

576
00:38:10,129 --> 00:38:12,461
"True love," he replied.

577
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,192
Then he spoke of a girl...

578
00:38:17,269 --> 00:38:19,169
of surpassing beauty
and faithfulness.

579
00:38:19,238 --> 00:38:21,672
I can only assume he meant you.

580
00:38:21,740 --> 00:38:23,436
You should bless me
for destroying him...

581
00:38:23,543 --> 00:38:26,376
before he found out
what you really are.

582
00:38:26,446 --> 00:38:27,743
And what am I?

583
00:38:27,814 --> 00:38:29,213
Faithfulness he talked of,
madam...

584
00:38:29,282 --> 00:38:30,442
your enduring faithfulness.

585
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,451
Tell me truly. When you
found out he was gone...

586
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:33,952
did you get engaged
to your prince that same hour...

587
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,079
or did you wait a whole week
out of respect for the dead?

588
00:38:36,156 --> 00:38:38,489
You mocked me once.
Never do it again!

589
00:38:38,559 --> 00:38:40,390
I died that day!

590
00:38:44,498 --> 00:38:46,466
You can die, too,
for all I care!

591
00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:51,168
As... you... wish!

592
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,504
My sweet Westley.

593
00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:55,873
What have I done?

594
00:39:15,231 --> 00:39:16,926
They've disappeared.

595
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,435
He must've seen us closing in...

596
00:39:19,503 --> 00:39:21,937
which might account
for his panicking into error.

597
00:39:22,006 --> 00:39:24,941
Unless I'm wrong,
and I am never wrong...

598
00:39:25,009 --> 00:39:27,978
they are headed
dead into the Fire Swamp.

599
00:39:39,057 --> 00:39:40,991
Can you move at all?

600
00:39:41,059 --> 00:39:43,994
Move? You're alive.

601
00:39:44,062 --> 00:39:46,530
If you want, I can fly.

602
00:39:51,270 --> 00:39:53,500
I told you
I would always come for you.

603
00:39:53,572 --> 00:39:55,870
Why didn't you wait for me?

604
00:39:55,942 --> 00:39:57,500
Well...

605
00:39:57,576 --> 00:39:59,339
you were dead.

606
00:39:59,412 --> 00:40:01,438
Death cannot stop true love.

607
00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:05,648
All it can do is delay it
for a while.

608
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,315
I will never doubt again.

609
00:40:09,389 --> 00:40:12,722
There will never be a need.

610
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:18,098
Oh, no. No, please.

611
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,259
What is it? What's the matter?

612
00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:22,064
They're kissing again.

613
00:40:22,136 --> 00:40:24,832
Do we have to hear
the kissing part?

614
00:40:24,906 --> 00:40:27,306
Someday you may not
mind so much.

615
00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:30,743
Skip on to the Fire Swamp.
That sounded good.

616
00:40:32,147 --> 00:40:35,082
You're sick. I'll humor you.

617
00:40:35,150 --> 00:40:37,618
So now, where were we here?

618
00:40:40,489 --> 00:40:45,427
Westley and Buttercup
raced along the ravine floor.

619
00:40:46,696 --> 00:40:48,891
Your pig fiancé is too late.

620
00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,700
A few more steps, and we'll
be safe in the Fire Swamp.

621
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:55,635
We'll never survive.

622
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:59,335
Nonsense! You only say that
because no one ever has.

623
00:41:26,139 --> 00:41:28,300
It's not that bad.

624
00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:32,905
I'm not saying I'd like
to build a summer home here...

625
00:41:32,979 --> 00:41:34,970
but the trees
are actually quite lovely.

626
00:42:12,788 --> 00:42:15,780
Well, now,
that was an adventure.

627
00:42:15,891 --> 00:42:17,950
Singed a bit, were you?

628
00:42:18,060 --> 00:42:19,152
You?

629
00:42:26,136 --> 00:42:28,604
One thing I will say...

630
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:33,132
the fire swamp certainly does
keep you on your toes.

631
00:42:37,248 --> 00:42:40,615
This will all soon be
but a happy memory...

632
00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:43,449
because Roberts' ship Revenge
is anchored at the far end...

633
00:42:43,521 --> 00:42:45,614
and I, as you know, am Roberts.

634
00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:46,952
How is that possible...

635
00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:48,617
since he's been
marauding twenty years...

636
00:42:48,694 --> 00:42:51,162
and you only left me
five years ago?

637
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:55,633
I myself am often surprised
at life's little quirks.

638
00:42:55,734 --> 00:43:00,671
What I told you before
about saying please was true.

639
00:43:00,739 --> 00:43:02,173
It intrigued Roberts...

640
00:43:02,242 --> 00:43:05,177
as did my description
of your beauty.

641
00:43:05,245 --> 00:43:07,179
Finally,
Roberts decided something.

642
00:43:07,247 --> 00:43:11,047
He said, "All right, Westley,
I've never had a valet.

643
00:43:11,117 --> 00:43:13,051
"You can try it for tonight.

644
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:15,554
"I'll most likely kill you
in the morning."

645
00:43:15,623 --> 00:43:17,557
Three years he said that.

646
00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:19,752
"Good night, Westley,
good work. Sleep well.

647
00:43:19,827 --> 00:43:22,057
"I'll most likely kill you
in the morning."

648
00:43:22,163 --> 00:43:23,596
It was a fine time for me.

649
00:43:23,664 --> 00:43:27,065
I was learning to fence, fight,
anything anyone would teach me.

650
00:43:27,168 --> 00:43:29,103
And Roberts and I
eventually became friends...

651
00:43:29,171 --> 00:43:31,105
and then it happened.

652
00:43:31,173 --> 00:43:33,232
What? Go on.

653
00:43:33,308 --> 00:43:36,607
Roberts had grown so rich,
he wanted to retire...

654
00:43:36,678 --> 00:43:40,580
so he took me to his cabin
and told me his secret.

655
00:43:40,649 --> 00:43:43,118
"I am not the Dread Pirate
Roberts," he said.

656
00:43:43,186 --> 00:43:45,416
"My name is Ryan.

657
00:43:45,488 --> 00:43:48,150
"I inherited the ship
from the previous Roberts...

658
00:43:48,224 --> 00:43:50,158
"just as you will inherit it
from me.

659
00:43:50,226 --> 00:43:53,320
"The man I inherited it from
wasn't the real Roberts, either.

660
00:43:53,396 --> 00:43:55,125
"His name was Cumberbund.

661
00:43:55,198 --> 00:43:58,168
"The real Roberts has been
retired fifteen years...

662
00:43:58,235 --> 00:43:59,930
"and living like a king."
Thank you.

663
00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:02,665
Then he explained the name
was the important thing...

664
00:44:02,739 --> 00:44:04,673
for inspiring
the necessary fear.

665
00:44:04,741 --> 00:44:08,575
You see, no one would surrender
to the Dread Pirate Westley.

666
00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:12,047
So we sailed ashore,
took on an entirely new crew.

667
00:44:12,116 --> 00:44:14,550
And he stayed aboard
for a while as first mate...

668
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,052
all the time calling me Roberts.

669
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,554
Once the crew believed,
he left the ship...

670
00:44:18,623 --> 00:44:20,557
and I have been Roberts
ever since.

671
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:22,593
Except,
now that we're together...

672
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,095
I shall retire and hand the name
over to someone else.

673
00:44:25,164 --> 00:44:27,064
Is everything clear to you?

674
00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:02,558
We'll never succeed.

675
00:46:02,635 --> 00:46:05,069
We may as well die here.

676
00:46:07,773 --> 00:46:10,674
No, we have already succeeded.

677
00:46:12,178 --> 00:46:15,945
I mean, what are the three
terrors of the Fire Swamp?

678
00:46:16,016 --> 00:46:19,076
One, the flame spurt.
No problem.

679
00:46:19,152 --> 00:46:21,017
There's a popping sound
preceding each.

680
00:46:21,088 --> 00:46:23,022
We can avoid that.

681
00:46:23,090 --> 00:46:24,523
Two, the lightning sand.

682
00:46:24,591 --> 00:46:26,525
But you were clever enough to
discover what that looks like...

683
00:46:26,593 --> 00:46:28,788
so in the future,
we can avoid that, too.

684
00:46:28,862 --> 00:46:31,127
Westley,
what about the R.O.U.S. S?

685
00:46:31,199 --> 00:46:32,530
Rodents of Unusual Size?

686
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,795
I don't think they exist.

687
00:48:26,088 --> 00:48:28,022
We did it.

688
00:48:29,592 --> 00:48:31,787
Now, was that so terrible?

689
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:44,431
Surrender!

690
00:48:44,508 --> 00:48:46,339
You mean you wish to surrender
to me?

691
00:48:46,409 --> 00:48:47,569
Very well. I accept.

692
00:48:47,644 --> 00:48:50,045
I give you full marks
for bravery.

693
00:48:50,114 --> 00:48:52,139
Don't make yourself a fool.

694
00:48:52,216 --> 00:48:53,342
But how will you capture us?

695
00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,044
We know the secrets
of the Fire Swamp.

696
00:48:55,119 --> 00:48:57,087
We can live there quite happily
for some time...

697
00:48:57,154 --> 00:48:59,315
so whenever you feel like dying,
feel free to visit.

698
00:48:59,423 --> 00:49:02,587
I tell you once again,
surrender!

699
00:49:02,661 --> 00:49:04,128
It will not happen.

700
00:49:04,229 --> 00:49:06,390
For the last time, surrender!

701
00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:07,762
Death first!

702
00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,698
Will you promise
not to hurt him?!

703
00:49:09,768 --> 00:49:12,236
- What was that?
- What was that?

704
00:49:12,304 --> 00:49:15,467
If we surrender
and I return with you...

705
00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:18,875
will you promise
not to hurt this man?

706
00:49:18,945 --> 00:49:22,506
May I live a thousand years
and never hunt again.

707
00:49:22,582 --> 00:49:25,517
He is a sailor
on the pirate ship Revenge.

708
00:49:25,585 --> 00:49:27,917
Promise to return him
to his ship.

709
00:49:27,987 --> 00:49:30,513
I swear it will be done.

710
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,660
Once we're out of sight,
take him back to Florin...

711
00:49:34,728 --> 00:49:37,060
and throw him
in the Pit of Despair.

712
00:49:37,131 --> 00:49:39,759
I swear it will be done.

713
00:49:39,833 --> 00:49:44,703
I thought you were dead once,
and it almost destroyed me.

714
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,264
I could not bear it
if you died again...

715
00:49:47,342 --> 00:49:50,140
not when I could save you.

716
00:50:02,058 --> 00:50:03,491
Come, sir.

717
00:50:03,593 --> 00:50:05,823
We must get you to your ship.

718
00:50:12,603 --> 00:50:14,537
We are men of action.

719
00:50:14,605 --> 00:50:16,903
Lies do not become us.

720
00:50:16,974 --> 00:50:20,137
Well spoken, sir.

721
00:50:26,951 --> 00:50:28,680
What is it?

722
00:50:28,753 --> 00:50:31,119
You have six fingers
on your right hand.

723
00:50:31,189 --> 00:50:33,555
Someone was looking for you.

724
00:51:18,806 --> 00:51:20,137
Where am I?

725
00:51:20,207 --> 00:51:22,699
The Pit of Despair.

726
00:51:22,811 --> 00:51:24,108
Don't even think...

727
00:51:27,315 --> 00:51:29,749
Don't even think about
trying to escape.

728
00:51:29,818 --> 00:51:31,809
The chains are far too thick.

729
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:34,514
And don't dream
of being rescued, either.

730
00:51:34,589 --> 00:51:36,558
The only way in is secret.

731
00:51:36,626 --> 00:51:38,457
Only the prince,
the count, and I...

732
00:51:38,528 --> 00:51:40,758
know how to get in and out.

733
00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:42,730
Then I'm here till I die?

734
00:51:42,799 --> 00:51:49,473
Till they kill you, yeah.

735
00:51:49,473 --> 00:51:51,532
Then why bother curing me?

736
00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:54,702
The prince and count insist
on everyone being healthy...

737
00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:56,245
before they're broken.

738
00:51:56,313 --> 00:51:57,803
So it's to be torture.

739
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,346
I can cope with torture.

740
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,421
You don't believe me?

741
00:52:05,490 --> 00:52:07,720
You survived the Fire Swamp.

742
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:09,657
You must be very brave...

743
00:52:09,728 --> 00:52:12,891
but nobody
withstands the Machine.

744
00:52:27,279 --> 00:52:30,180
She's been like that
ever since the Fire Swamp.

745
00:52:30,249 --> 00:52:34,687
It's my father's failing health
that's upsetting her.

746
00:52:34,755 --> 00:52:36,222
Of course.

747
00:52:37,924 --> 00:52:41,690
The king died that very night...

748
00:52:41,762 --> 00:52:44,196
and before the following dawn...

749
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,825
Buttercup and Humperdinck
were married.

750
00:52:46,901 --> 00:52:49,131
And at noon,
she met her subjects again...

751
00:52:49,237 --> 00:52:51,102
this time, as their queen.

752
00:52:51,172 --> 00:52:53,640
My father's final words were...

753
00:52:53,741 --> 00:52:55,675
Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa.

754
00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:57,176
You read that wrong.

755
00:52:57,245 --> 00:52:59,840
She doesn't marry Humperdinck.
She marries Westley.

756
00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:01,212
I'm just sure of it.

757
00:53:01,283 --> 00:53:03,308
After all that Westley
did for her...

758
00:53:03,385 --> 00:53:06,354
if she didn't marry him,
it wouldn't be fair.

759
00:53:06,421 --> 00:53:08,184
Who says life is fair?

760
00:53:08,257 --> 00:53:09,622
Where is that written?

761
00:53:09,691 --> 00:53:11,716
Life isn't always fair.

762
00:53:11,794 --> 00:53:14,263
I'm telling you,
you're messing up the story!

763
00:53:14,330 --> 00:53:15,797
Now, get it right!

764
00:53:15,865 --> 00:53:18,095
Do you want me
to go on with this?

765
00:53:19,202 --> 00:53:21,636
All right, then,
no more interruptions.

766
00:53:21,704 --> 00:53:24,172
"At noon,
she met her subjects again...

767
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,368
this time, as their queen."

768
00:53:26,477 --> 00:53:29,674
My father's final words were...

769
00:53:29,747 --> 00:53:35,276
"Love her as I loved her,
and there will be joy."

770
00:53:35,352 --> 00:53:38,344
I present to you your queen!

771
00:53:38,422 --> 00:53:41,984
Queen Buttercup!

772
00:53:59,545 --> 00:54:00,978
Why do you do this?

773
00:54:01,047 --> 00:54:04,915
You had love in your hands,
and you gave it up!

774
00:54:04,984 --> 00:54:07,452
They would have killed Westley
if I hadn't done it.

775
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,615
Your true love lives,
and you marry another!

776
00:54:10,691 --> 00:54:14,127
True love saved her
in the Fire Swamp...

777
00:54:14,194 --> 00:54:16,128
and she treated it like garbage!

778
00:54:16,196 --> 00:54:19,927
And that's what she is...
the Queen of Refuse!

779
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,731
So bow down to her if you want!
Bow to her!

780
00:54:22,804 --> 00:54:25,136
Bow to the Queen of Slime!

781
00:54:25,206 --> 00:54:26,639
The Queen of Filth!

782
00:54:26,708 --> 00:54:28,767
The Queen of Putrescence!

783
00:54:31,079 --> 00:54:35,483
Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!

784
00:54:41,757 --> 00:54:43,554
It was ten days
till the wedding.

785
00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:45,423
The king still lived.

786
00:54:45,494 --> 00:54:48,827
But Buttercup's nightmares
were growing steadily worse.

787
00:54:48,898 --> 00:54:52,266
See? Didn't I say she'd never
marry that rotten Humperdinck?

788
00:54:52,335 --> 00:54:54,394
Yes, you're very smart.
Shut up.

789
00:54:54,571 --> 00:54:56,129
It comes to this.

790
00:54:56,206 --> 00:54:59,369
I love Westley. I always have.

791
00:54:59,442 --> 00:55:01,774
I know now I always will.

792
00:55:01,845 --> 00:55:04,940
If you tell me I must marry you
in ten days...

793
00:55:05,049 --> 00:55:07,540
please believe
I will be dead by morning.

794
00:55:14,191 --> 00:55:17,628
I could never cause you grief.

795
00:55:17,696 --> 00:55:19,664
Consider our wedding off.

796
00:55:21,099 --> 00:55:23,465
You returned this...

797
00:55:23,535 --> 00:55:25,662
Westley to his ship?

798
00:55:26,705 --> 00:55:29,037
Then we will simply alert him.

799
00:55:29,107 --> 00:55:35,980
Beloved... are you certain
he still wants you?

800
00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:40,212
After all, it was you who did
the leaving in the Fire Swamp.

801
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:44,654
Not to mention that pirates are
not known as men of their words.

802
00:55:44,724 --> 00:55:47,159
My Westley
will always come for me.

803
00:55:53,701 --> 00:55:55,692
I suggest a deal.

804
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:58,864
You write four copies
of a letter.

805
00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:02,307
I'll send my four fastest ships,
one in each direction.

806
00:56:02,377 --> 00:56:03,605
The Dread Pirate Roberts...

807
00:56:03,678 --> 00:56:05,669
is always close to Florin
this time of year.

808
00:56:05,747 --> 00:56:08,580
We'll run up the white flag
and deliver your message.

809
00:56:08,683 --> 00:56:11,948
If Westley wants you,
bless you both.

810
00:56:12,053 --> 00:56:14,318
If not...

811
00:56:17,727 --> 00:56:21,390
please consider me
as an alternative to suicide.

812
00:56:21,464 --> 00:56:23,694
Are we agreed?

813
00:56:27,204 --> 00:56:31,106
Your princess is really
quite a winning creature.

814
00:56:31,174 --> 00:56:33,768
A trifle simple, perhaps,
but her appeal is undeniable.

815
00:56:33,844 --> 00:56:35,937
I know. The people
are quite taken with her.

816
00:56:36,013 --> 00:56:39,346
It's odd,
but when I hired Vizzini...

817
00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:41,214
to have her murdered
on our engagement day...

818
00:56:41,285 --> 00:56:42,411
I thought that was clever.

819
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,987
But it's going to be
so much more moving...

820
00:56:44,088 --> 00:56:46,613
when I strangle her
on our wedding night.

821
00:56:46,724 --> 00:56:48,123
Once Guilder is blamed...

822
00:56:48,192 --> 00:56:50,092
the nation
will be truly outraged.

823
00:56:50,161 --> 00:56:52,459
They'll demand we go to war.

824
00:56:55,234 --> 00:56:58,670
Now, where is that secret knot?

825
00:56:58,737 --> 00:57:01,001
It's impossible to find.

826
00:57:03,742 --> 00:57:06,609
Are you coming down
into the pit?

827
00:57:06,678 --> 00:57:08,168
Westley's got his strength back.

828
00:57:08,248 --> 00:57:10,682
I'm starting him
on the Machine tonight.

829
00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:14,413
Tyrone, you know how much
I love watching you work...

830
00:57:14,487 --> 00:57:17,979
but I've got my country's
500th anniversary to plan...

831
00:57:18,091 --> 00:57:20,491
my wedding to arrange,
my wife to murder...

832
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,928
and Guilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped.

833
00:57:26,934 --> 00:57:28,663
Get some rest.

834
00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:31,637
If you haven't got your health,
you haven't got anything.

835
00:57:48,190 --> 00:57:49,680
Beautiful, isn't it?

836
00:57:49,791 --> 00:57:54,092
It took me half a lifetime
to invent it.

837
00:57:54,163 --> 00:57:55,630
I'm sure you've discovered...

838
00:57:55,731 --> 00:57:58,359
my deep and abiding interest
in pain.

839
00:57:58,434 --> 00:57:59,958
At present, I'm writing
the definitive work...

840
00:58:00,036 --> 00:58:01,594
on the subject.

841
00:58:01,671 --> 00:58:03,765
So I want you to be
totally honest with me...

842
00:58:03,841 --> 00:58:06,002
on how the Machine
makes you feel.

843
00:58:06,076 --> 00:58:10,638
This being our first try,
I'll use the lowest setting.

844
00:58:46,186 --> 00:58:49,121
As you know, the concept
of the suction pump...

845
00:58:49,189 --> 00:58:50,891
is centuries old.

846
00:58:50,891 --> 00:58:53,121
Well, really,
that's all this is.

847
00:58:53,193 --> 00:58:55,559
Except that,
instead of sucking water...

848
00:58:55,629 --> 00:58:57,620
I'm sucking life.

849
00:58:57,697 --> 00:59:01,190
I've just sucked
one year of your life away.

850
00:59:01,269 --> 00:59:04,295
I might one day
go as high as five...

851
00:59:04,372 --> 00:59:07,136
but I really don't know
what that would do to you...

852
00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:09,369
so let's just start
with what we have.

853
00:59:09,443 --> 00:59:12,708
What did this do to you?
Tell me.

854
00:59:12,780 --> 00:59:14,578
And remember,
this is for posterity...

855
00:59:14,650 --> 00:59:16,083
so be honest.

856
00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:18,244
How do you feel?

857
00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:24,158
Interesting.

858
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:35,796
Yellin.

859
00:59:35,872 --> 00:59:37,305
Sire.

860
00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:51,613
As chief enforcer of all Florin,
I trust you with this secret.

861
00:59:51,722 --> 00:59:53,189
Killers from Guilder...

862
00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:54,849
are infiltrating
the Thieves' Forest...

863
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,659
and plan to murder my bride
on our wedding night.

864
00:59:59,731 --> 01:00:02,529
My spy network
has heard no such news.

865
01:00:02,601 --> 01:00:03,932
Any word from Westley?

866
01:00:05,737 --> 01:00:08,103
Too soon, my angel.

867
01:00:08,173 --> 01:00:09,573
Patience.

868
01:00:09,642 --> 01:00:10,904
He will come for me.

869
01:00:10,977 --> 01:00:12,774
Of course.

870
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,184
She will not be murdered.

871
01:00:19,252 --> 01:00:20,514
On the day of the wedding...

872
01:00:20,586 --> 01:00:22,178
I want the Thieves' Forest
emptied...

873
01:00:22,255 --> 01:00:24,952
and every inhabitant arrested.

874
01:00:25,058 --> 01:00:26,685
Many of the thieves will resist.

875
01:00:26,793 --> 01:00:29,421
My regular enforcers
will be inadequate.

876
01:00:29,529 --> 01:00:31,622
Form a brute squad, then!

877
01:00:31,732 --> 01:00:34,758
I want the Thieves' Forest
emptied before I wed.

878
01:00:34,835 --> 01:00:36,462
It won't be easy, sire.

879
01:00:36,537 --> 01:00:38,698
Try ruling the world sometime.

880
01:00:43,311 --> 01:00:45,677
The day of the wedding arrived.

881
01:00:45,747 --> 01:00:48,682
The brute squad
had their hands full...

882
01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,685
carrying out
Humperdinck's orders.

883
01:00:50,753 --> 01:00:53,187
Up! Up! Up!

884
01:00:53,255 --> 01:00:56,588
Come on! Come on!

885
01:00:56,692 --> 01:00:58,125
- Is everybody out?
- Almost.

886
01:00:58,193 --> 01:01:00,184
There's a Spaniard
giving us some trouble.

887
01:01:00,296 --> 01:01:02,526
Well, you give him some trouble.

888
01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:04,759
Move.

889
01:01:09,005 --> 01:01:11,166
I am waiting for you, Vizzini.

890
01:01:11,241 --> 01:01:16,838
You told me to go back
to the beginning, so I have.

891
01:01:16,913 --> 01:01:21,248
This is where I am,
and this is where I'll stay.

892
01:01:21,319 --> 01:01:23,913
I will not be moved.

893
01:01:23,988 --> 01:01:25,319
Ho there!

894
01:01:25,389 --> 01:01:28,722
I do not budge.
Keep your "ho there."

895
01:01:28,793 --> 01:01:30,351
The prince gave orders.

896
01:01:33,432 --> 01:01:34,990
So did Vizzini.

897
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:37,466
When a job went wrong,
you went back to the beginning.

898
01:01:37,536 --> 01:01:41,302
This is where we got the job,
so it's the beginning.

899
01:01:41,373 --> 01:01:43,341
And I am staying
till Vizzini come.

900
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:44,807
You brute, come here!

901
01:01:44,876 --> 01:01:50,315
I am waiting for Vizzini.

902
01:01:50,383 --> 01:01:52,851
You surely are a meanie.

903
01:02:01,895 --> 01:02:03,590
It's you.

904
01:02:03,697 --> 01:02:05,392
True.

905
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,831
You don't look so good.

906
01:02:10,371 --> 01:02:12,999
You don't smell so good, either.

907
01:02:13,073 --> 01:02:14,803
Perhaps not.

908
01:02:14,876 --> 01:02:16,673
I feel fine.

909
01:02:20,849 --> 01:02:23,374
Fezzik and Inigo were reunited.

910
01:02:23,451 --> 01:02:26,887
As Fezzik nursed his inebriated
friend back to health...

911
01:02:26,955 --> 01:02:29,220
he told Inigo
of Vizzini's death...

912
01:02:29,291 --> 01:02:30,883
and the existence
of Count Rugen...

913
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,222
the six-fingered man.

914
01:02:32,294 --> 01:02:34,785
Considering Inigo's
lifelong search...

915
01:02:34,864 --> 01:02:37,355
he handled the news
surprisingly well.

916
01:02:39,935 --> 01:02:42,928
Fezzik took great care
in reviving Inigo.

917
01:02:43,039 --> 01:02:44,438
That's enough!

918
01:02:46,209 --> 01:02:49,610
Where is this Rugen now
so I may kill him?

919
01:02:49,679 --> 01:02:51,840
He's with the prince
in the castle...

920
01:02:51,915 --> 01:02:54,941
but the castle gate
is guarded by thirty men.

921
01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:01,320
How many could you handle?

922
01:03:01,392 --> 01:03:03,519
I don't think more than ten.

923
01:03:08,433 --> 01:03:09,924
Leaving twenty for me.

924
01:03:11,403 --> 01:03:13,598
At my best,
I could never defeat that many.

925
01:03:17,142 --> 01:03:20,543
I need Vizzini to plan.
I have no gift for strategy.

926
01:03:20,612 --> 01:03:22,273
But Vizzini is dead.

927
01:03:22,347 --> 01:03:26,341
No. Not Vizzini.

928
01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:28,751
I need the man in black.

929
01:03:28,822 --> 01:03:29,982
What?

930
01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:32,854
He bested you with strength,
your greatness.

931
01:03:32,926 --> 01:03:34,860
He bested me with steel.

932
01:03:34,928 --> 01:03:37,363
He must have
out-thought Vizzini.

933
01:03:37,431 --> 01:03:41,959
A man who can do that can plan
my castle onslaught any day.

934
01:03:42,036 --> 01:03:43,094
- Let's go.
- Where?

935
01:03:43,170 --> 01:03:45,104
Find the man in black,
obviously.

936
01:03:45,172 --> 01:03:46,469
But you don't know where he is.

937
01:03:46,574 --> 01:03:48,007
Don't bother me with trifles.

938
01:03:48,108 --> 01:03:49,166
After twenty years, at last...

939
01:03:49,276 --> 01:03:51,302
my father's soul
will be at peace.

940
01:03:51,413 --> 01:03:53,347
There will be blood tonight!

941
01:04:03,825 --> 01:04:06,090
Rise and report.

942
01:04:06,162 --> 01:04:07,993
The Thieves' Forest is emptied.

943
01:04:08,064 --> 01:04:09,224
Thirty men
guard the castle gate.

944
01:04:09,298 --> 01:04:10,856
Double it.

945
01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,730
My princess must be safe.

946
01:04:12,802 --> 01:04:15,270
The gate has but one key...

947
01:04:15,338 --> 01:04:18,637
and I carry that.

948
01:04:22,346 --> 01:04:24,280
My dulcet darling!

949
01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:28,543
Tonight, we marry.

950
01:04:28,619 --> 01:04:31,986
Tomorrow morning, your men will
escort us to Florin Channel...

951
01:04:32,055 --> 01:04:34,286
where every ship in my armada...

952
01:04:34,359 --> 01:04:37,328
waits to accompany us
on our honeymoon.

953
01:04:37,395 --> 01:04:39,920
Every ship
but your four fastest, you mean.

954
01:04:42,433 --> 01:04:44,799
Every ship
but the four you sent.

955
01:04:44,869 --> 01:04:46,735
Yes, of course.

956
01:04:46,805 --> 01:04:48,830
Naturally, not those four.

957
01:04:50,409 --> 01:04:52,502
Your Majesties.

958
01:04:56,248 --> 01:04:58,216
You never sent the ships.

959
01:04:58,317 --> 01:05:00,843
Don't bother lying.

960
01:05:00,921 --> 01:05:02,286
It doesn't matter.

961
01:05:02,355 --> 01:05:04,323
Westley will come for me,
anyway.

962
01:05:04,391 --> 01:05:06,222
You're a silly girl.

963
01:05:06,293 --> 01:05:07,783
Yes, I am a silly girl...

964
01:05:07,861 --> 01:05:10,921
for not having seen sooner that
you were nothing but a coward...

965
01:05:10,997 --> 01:05:13,090
with a heart full of fear.

966
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:17,900
I would not say such things
if I were you.

967
01:05:17,972 --> 01:05:20,736
Why not? You can't hurt me.

968
01:05:20,808 --> 01:05:24,835
Westley and I are joined
by the bonds of love...

969
01:05:24,946 --> 01:05:26,743
and you cannot track that...

970
01:05:26,847 --> 01:05:29,510
not with
a thousand bloodhounds...

971
01:05:29,618 --> 01:05:31,779
and you cannot break it...

972
01:05:31,853 --> 01:05:33,787
not with a thousand swords.

973
01:05:33,855 --> 01:05:35,789
And when I say
you are a coward...

974
01:05:35,857 --> 01:05:37,791
that is only because you are
the slimiest weakling...

975
01:05:37,859 --> 01:05:39,850
ever to crawl the earth.

976
01:05:41,897 --> 01:05:45,891
I would not say such things
if I were you!

977
01:06:00,351 --> 01:06:02,285
You truly love each other...

978
01:06:02,353 --> 01:06:04,287
and so you might have been
truly happy.

979
01:06:04,388 --> 01:06:06,618
Not one couple in a century
has that chance...

980
01:06:06,690 --> 01:06:08,749
no matter what
the storybooks say.

981
01:06:08,826 --> 01:06:11,762
So I think
no man in a century...

982
01:06:11,830 --> 01:06:14,822
will suffer as greatly
as you will.

983
01:06:18,036 --> 01:06:19,230
Not to fifty!

984
01:06:42,396 --> 01:06:45,065
Listen. Do you hear?

985
01:06:45,065 --> 01:06:47,295
That is the sound
of ultimate suffering.

986
01:06:47,367 --> 01:06:51,326
My heart made that sound when
Rugen slaughtered my father.

987
01:06:51,405 --> 01:06:53,033
The man in black makes it now.

988
01:06:53,107 --> 01:06:54,335
The man in black?

989
01:06:54,409 --> 01:06:56,206
His true love
is marrying another tonight.

990
01:06:56,277 --> 01:06:58,575
Who else has the cause
for ultimate suffering?

991
01:06:58,646 --> 01:07:01,774
Excuse me.
Pardon me, it's important.

992
01:07:01,849 --> 01:07:03,316
Fezzik, please.

993
01:07:03,384 --> 01:07:04,874
Everybody, move!

994
01:07:04,986 --> 01:07:06,352
Thank you.

995
01:07:14,797 --> 01:07:17,391
Where is the man in black?

996
01:07:17,466 --> 01:07:19,662
You get there
from this grove, yes?

997
01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:23,267
Fezzik, jog his memory.

998
01:07:27,777 --> 01:07:29,745
I'm sorry, Inigo.

999
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:32,714
I didn't mean
to jog him so hard.

1000
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:41,256
Father, I have failed you
for twenty years.

1001
01:07:41,325 --> 01:07:43,793
Now our misery can end.

1002
01:07:43,861 --> 01:07:45,726
Somewhere...

1003
01:07:45,796 --> 01:07:50,700
somewhere close by
is a man who can help us.

1004
01:07:50,802 --> 01:07:53,737
I cannot find him alone.

1005
01:07:53,805 --> 01:07:56,740
I need you.

1006
01:07:56,808 --> 01:07:59,743
I need you to guide my sword.

1007
01:07:59,811 --> 01:08:01,302
Please.

1008
01:08:02,815 --> 01:08:05,283
Guide my sword.

1009
01:08:55,304 --> 01:08:56,932
He's dead.

1010
01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:59,441
It just is not fair.

1011
01:08:59,509 --> 01:09:01,340
Grandpa, wait!

1012
01:09:01,411 --> 01:09:05,905
Wait. What did Fezzik mean,
"He's dead"?

1013
01:09:05,982 --> 01:09:08,678
I mean, he didn't mean dead.

1014
01:09:08,752 --> 01:09:12,245
Westley's only faking... right?

1015
01:09:12,323 --> 01:09:14,985
You want me to read this or not?

1016
01:09:15,059 --> 01:09:17,254
Who gets Humperdinck?

1017
01:09:17,328 --> 01:09:19,159
I don't understand.

1018
01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:22,199
Who kills Prince Humperdinck
at the end?

1019
01:09:22,266 --> 01:09:24,235
Somebody's got to do it.

1020
01:09:24,303 --> 01:09:25,565
Is it Inigo? Who?

1021
01:09:25,671 --> 01:09:28,697
Nobody. Nobody kills him.

1022
01:09:28,807 --> 01:09:30,138
He lives.

1023
01:09:30,209 --> 01:09:31,733
You mean he wins?

1024
01:09:31,844 --> 01:09:35,007
Jesus, Grandpa, what did you
read me this thing for?

1025
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,775
You've been very sick...

1026
01:09:36,849 --> 01:09:40,286
and you're taking this story
very seriously.

1027
01:09:40,353 --> 01:09:43,288
I think we ought to stop now.

1028
01:09:43,356 --> 01:09:45,347
No. I'm OK.

1029
01:09:45,425 --> 01:09:48,258
Sit down. I'm all right.

1030
01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:53,027
All right, now,
let's see, where were we?

1031
01:09:55,836 --> 01:09:57,770
In the Pit of Despair.

1032
01:10:02,576 --> 01:10:04,271
We Montoyas
have never taken defeat easily.

1033
01:10:04,345 --> 01:10:06,871
Come along, Fezzik.
Bring the body.

1034
01:10:06,948 --> 01:10:08,438
The body?

1035
01:10:08,516 --> 01:10:10,245
Have you any money?

1036
01:10:10,318 --> 01:10:11,580
I have a little.

1037
01:10:11,653 --> 01:10:15,680
I just hope it's enough
to buy a miracle, that's all.

1038
01:10:19,862 --> 01:10:21,489
Go away!

1039
01:10:24,634 --> 01:10:26,033
What? What?

1040
01:10:26,102 --> 01:10:27,194
Are you the Miracle Max...

1041
01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:28,965
who worked for the king
all those years?

1042
01:10:29,038 --> 01:10:30,801
The king's stinking son
fired me.

1043
01:10:30,907 --> 01:10:33,843
And thank you for bringing up
such a painful subject.

1044
01:10:33,944 --> 01:10:35,878
While you're at it, why don't
you give me a nice paper cut...

1045
01:10:35,979 --> 01:10:37,241
and pour lemon juice on it?

1046
01:10:37,314 --> 01:10:38,440
We're closed!

1047
01:10:42,252 --> 01:10:43,947
Beat it,
or I'll call the brute squad.

1048
01:10:44,021 --> 01:10:45,420
I'm on the brute squad.

1049
01:10:45,489 --> 01:10:47,116
You are the brute squad.

1050
01:10:47,190 --> 01:10:49,455
We need a miracle.
It's very important.

1051
01:10:49,527 --> 01:10:51,620
Look, I'm retired.
And besides...

1052
01:10:51,696 --> 01:10:54,164
why would you want someone
the king's stinking son fired?

1053
01:10:54,232 --> 01:10:56,393
I might kill whoever
you wanted me to miracle.

1054
01:10:56,467 --> 01:10:57,798
He's already dead.

1055
01:10:57,869 --> 01:10:59,359
He is, huh?

1056
01:10:59,437 --> 01:11:02,202
I'll take a look. Bring him in.

1057
01:11:15,422 --> 01:11:17,390
I've seen worse.

1058
01:11:22,929 --> 01:11:24,055
Sir?

1059
01:11:26,766 --> 01:11:28,791
We're in a terrible rush.

1060
01:11:28,868 --> 01:11:29,961
Don't rush me, sonny.

1061
01:11:30,037 --> 01:11:32,369
You rush a miracle man,
you get rotten miracles.

1062
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,907
You got money?

1063
01:11:33,975 --> 01:11:35,135
Sixty-five.

1064
01:11:35,209 --> 01:11:37,871
I never worked for so little...

1065
01:11:37,979 --> 01:11:40,607
except once,
and that was a very noble cause.

1066
01:11:40,715 --> 01:11:42,876
This is noble, sir.

1067
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,885
His wife is crippled.

1068
01:11:44,987 --> 01:11:49,686
His children
are on the brink of starvation.

1069
01:11:49,758 --> 01:11:52,056
Are you a rotten liar!

1070
01:11:52,127 --> 01:11:54,254
I need him
to help avenge my father...

1071
01:11:54,329 --> 01:11:55,990
murdered these twenty years.

1072
01:11:56,064 --> 01:11:58,795
Your first story was better.
Where's that bellows?

1073
01:11:58,868 --> 01:12:02,099
He probably owes you money, huh?
Well, I'll ask him.

1074
01:12:02,171 --> 01:12:03,729
He's dead. He can't talk.

1075
01:12:03,806 --> 01:12:06,400
Look who knows so much, huh?

1076
01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:11,346
It just so happens your friend
is only mostly dead.

1077
01:12:11,448 --> 01:12:15,316
There's a big difference between
mostly dead and all dead.

1078
01:12:15,386 --> 01:12:17,047
Please open his mouth.

1079
01:12:17,121 --> 01:12:21,888
Now, mostly dead
is slightly alive.

1080
01:12:21,959 --> 01:12:24,519
Now, all dead...
well, with all dead...

1081
01:12:24,595 --> 01:12:27,156
there's usually only one thing
that you can do.

1082
01:12:27,232 --> 01:12:28,563
What's that?

1083
01:12:28,633 --> 01:12:31,431
Go through his clothes
and look for loose change.

1084
01:12:38,043 --> 01:12:39,909
Hello in there!

1085
01:12:39,979 --> 01:12:42,413
What's so important?

1086
01:12:42,515 --> 01:12:45,416
What you got here
that's worth living for?

1087
01:12:49,955 --> 01:12:52,389
Tr-u-u-ue lo-o-o-ove.

1088
01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:54,359
True love. You heard him?

1089
01:12:54,428 --> 01:12:56,555
You could not ask for
a more noble cause than that.

1090
01:12:56,630 --> 01:12:57,892
Hey, sonny...

1091
01:12:57,964 --> 01:12:59,932
true love is the greatest thing
in the world...

1092
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,230
except for a nice M.L. T...

1093
01:13:02,302 --> 01:13:03,894
mutton, lettuce,
and tomato sandwich...

1094
01:13:03,970 --> 01:13:07,805
when the mutton is nice and lean
and the tomato is ripe.

1095
01:13:07,875 --> 01:13:09,137
They're so perky. I love that.

1096
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,404
But that's not what he said.

1097
01:13:10,478 --> 01:13:13,311
He distinctly said,
"To bl-a-a-ave."

1098
01:13:13,381 --> 01:13:15,872
And as we all know,
to blave means to bluff, huh?

1099
01:13:15,983 --> 01:13:18,417
So you were probably playing
cards, and he cheated...

1100
01:13:18,486 --> 01:13:21,752
Liar!

1101
01:13:21,824 --> 01:13:22,882
Get back, witch!

1102
01:13:22,991 --> 01:13:24,390
I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!

1103
01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:25,893
But after what you just said...

1104
01:13:25,961 --> 01:13:28,191
I'm not even sure
I want to be that anymore!

1105
01:13:28,263 --> 01:13:29,730
You never had it so good.

1106
01:13:29,798 --> 01:13:31,197
He said true love, Max.

1107
01:13:31,266 --> 01:13:32,563
Don't say another word, Valerie!

1108
01:13:32,634 --> 01:13:33,726
He's afraid.

1109
01:13:33,802 --> 01:13:35,430
Ever since Prince Humperdinck
fired him...

1110
01:13:35,505 --> 01:13:36,733
his confidence is shattered.

1111
01:13:36,806 --> 01:13:37,932
Why'd you say that name?

1112
01:13:38,007 --> 01:13:40,032
You promised me that
you would never say that name!

1113
01:13:40,110 --> 01:13:42,408
What? Humperdinck?

1114
01:13:46,116 --> 01:13:47,674
I'm not listening!

1115
01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:49,218
A life expiring...

1116
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,880
and you don't have the decency
to say why you won't help!

1117
01:13:51,989 --> 01:13:54,423
- Nobody's hearing nothing!
- Humperdinck!

1118
01:13:54,492 --> 01:13:56,392
This is Buttercup's true love.

1119
01:13:56,460 --> 01:13:59,122
If you heal him, he will stop
Humperdinck's wedding.

1120
01:13:59,196 --> 01:14:01,187
Shut up!
Wait a minute.

1121
01:14:01,265 --> 01:14:03,234
I make him better,
Humperdinck suffers?

1122
01:14:03,301 --> 01:14:06,031
Humiliations galore!

1123
01:14:09,574 --> 01:14:11,064
That is a noble cause.

1124
01:14:11,143 --> 01:14:14,044
Give me the sixty-five.
I'm on the job.

1125
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,547
That's a miracle pill?

1126
01:14:19,619 --> 01:14:22,315
The chocolate coating
makes it go down easier...

1127
01:14:22,388 --> 01:14:25,653
but you have to wait 15 minutes
for full potency...

1128
01:14:25,758 --> 01:14:28,921
and you shouldn't go swimming
for at least, what?

1129
01:14:28,995 --> 01:14:31,430
- An hour. A good hour.
- Yeah, an hour.

1130
01:14:31,498 --> 01:14:33,193
Thank you for everything.

1131
01:14:33,267 --> 01:14:34,598
Bye-bye, boys.

1132
01:14:34,668 --> 01:14:36,602
Have fun storming the castle.

1133
01:14:36,670 --> 01:14:38,103
Think it'll work?

1134
01:14:38,172 --> 01:14:39,833
It would take a miracle.

1135
01:14:49,851 --> 01:14:50,977
Anything?

1136
01:14:53,421 --> 01:14:56,515
Inigo, there's more than thirty.

1137
01:14:56,591 --> 01:14:58,856
What's the difference?

1138
01:14:58,961 --> 01:15:00,895
We've got him.

1139
01:15:00,963 --> 01:15:02,430
Help me here.

1140
01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:04,556
We'll have to force-feed him.

1141
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,100
Has it been fifteen minutes?

1142
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,397
We can't wait.
The wedding's in half an hour.

1143
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,938
We must strike in the hustle
and bustle beforehand.

1144
01:15:11,006 --> 01:15:12,338
Tilt his head back.

1145
01:15:12,409 --> 01:15:15,173
Open his mouth.

1146
01:15:18,715 --> 01:15:20,910
How long do we have to wait...

1147
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,645
before if we know
the miracle works?

1148
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:24,346
Your guess is as good as mine.

1149
01:15:24,421 --> 01:15:26,822
I'll beat you apart!
I'll take you both together!

1150
01:15:26,891 --> 01:15:28,791
I guess not very long.

1151
01:15:29,927 --> 01:15:31,895
Why won't my arms move?

1152
01:15:31,996 --> 01:15:33,793
You've been mostly dead all day.

1153
01:15:33,898 --> 01:15:37,561
We had Miracle Max
make a pill to bring you back.

1154
01:15:37,668 --> 01:15:39,398
Who are you?

1155
01:15:39,471 --> 01:15:40,768
Are we enemies?

1156
01:15:40,839 --> 01:15:42,363
Why am I on this wall?

1157
01:15:42,441 --> 01:15:43,738
Where's Buttercup?

1158
01:15:43,809 --> 01:15:45,106
Let me explain.

1159
01:15:45,177 --> 01:15:47,145
No, there is too much.
Let me sum up.

1160
01:15:47,212 --> 01:15:49,942
Buttercup's marrying Humperdinck
in less than half an hour...

1161
01:15:50,015 --> 01:15:52,609
so all we have to do is get in,
break up the wedding...

1162
01:15:52,684 --> 01:15:54,380
steal the princess,
make our escape...

1163
01:15:54,454 --> 01:15:56,251
after I kill Count Rugen.

1164
01:15:56,322 --> 01:15:58,347
That doesn't leave much time
for dilly-dallying.

1165
01:15:58,424 --> 01:16:00,551
You just wiggled your finger!

1166
01:16:00,627 --> 01:16:02,094
That's wonderful!

1167
01:16:02,161 --> 01:16:03,788
I've always been a quick healer.

1168
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:05,091
What are our liabilities?

1169
01:16:05,198 --> 01:16:07,463
There is but one
working castle gate.

1170
01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:08,660
Come on.

1171
01:16:10,437 --> 01:16:14,567
And it is guarded
by sixty men.

1172
01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:16,075
And our assets?

1173
01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:18,611
Your brains, Fezzik's strength,
my steel.

1174
01:16:18,679 --> 01:16:20,044
That's it?

1175
01:16:20,114 --> 01:16:21,377
Impossible.

1176
01:16:21,449 --> 01:16:23,383
If I had a month to plan...

1177
01:16:23,451 --> 01:16:25,715
maybe I could come up
with something, but this...

1178
01:16:25,787 --> 01:16:27,448
You just shook your head!

1179
01:16:27,522 --> 01:16:29,217
That doesn't make you happy?

1180
01:16:32,327 --> 01:16:34,557
My brains, his steel...

1181
01:16:34,629 --> 01:16:36,621
and your strength
against sixty men...

1182
01:16:36,699 --> 01:16:40,157
and a little head jiggle
is supposed to make me happy?

1183
01:16:41,437 --> 01:16:45,066
If we only had a wheelbarrow,
that would be something.

1184
01:16:45,141 --> 01:16:47,507
Where did we put the wheelbarrow
the albino had?

1185
01:16:47,576 --> 01:16:49,238
Over the albino, I think.

1186
01:16:49,313 --> 01:16:53,409
Why didn't you list that among
our assets in the first place?

1187
01:16:55,118 --> 01:16:57,177
What I wouldn't give
for a holocaust cloak.

1188
01:16:57,254 --> 01:16:58,881
There we cannot help you.

1189
01:16:59,956 --> 01:17:01,446
Will this do?

1190
01:17:01,525 --> 01:17:03,994
- Where did you get that?
- At Miracle Max's.

1191
01:17:04,062 --> 01:17:06,257
It fit so nice,
he said I could keep it.

1192
01:17:06,331 --> 01:17:08,492
All right. Come on, help me up.

1193
01:17:10,968 --> 01:17:12,435
I'll need a sword eventually.

1194
01:17:12,537 --> 01:17:14,334
Why? You can't even lift one.

1195
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:16,874
True, but that's hardly
common knowledge, is it?

1196
01:17:16,975 --> 01:17:18,374
Thank you.

1197
01:17:18,444 --> 01:17:21,379
There may be problems
once we're inside.

1198
01:17:21,447 --> 01:17:24,109
I'll say.
How do I find the count?

1199
01:17:24,183 --> 01:17:25,514
Once I do,
how do I find you again?

1200
01:17:25,584 --> 01:17:26,915
Once I find you again,
how do we escape?

1201
01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:28,384
Don't pester him.

1202
01:17:28,454 --> 01:17:30,616
He's had a hard day.

1203
01:17:30,690 --> 01:17:32,920
Right, right. Sorry.

1204
01:17:36,730 --> 01:17:38,891
- Inigo.
- What?

1205
01:17:38,965 --> 01:17:40,899
I hope we win.

1206
01:17:40,967 --> 01:17:43,902
You don't seem excited,
my little muffin.

1207
01:17:43,970 --> 01:17:45,336
Should I be?

1208
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:48,374
Brides often are, I'm told.

1209
01:17:48,442 --> 01:17:50,273
I do not marry tonight.

1210
01:17:51,612 --> 01:17:53,409
My Westley will save me.

1211
01:18:45,904 --> 01:18:47,838
Marriage...

1212
01:18:47,906 --> 01:18:53,401
Marriage is what brings us
together... today.

1213
01:18:53,511 --> 01:18:54,877
Marriage...

1214
01:18:54,947 --> 01:18:58,280
that blessed arrangement...

1215
01:18:58,350 --> 01:19:02,810
that dream within a dream...

1216
01:19:02,888 --> 01:19:04,150
Stand your ground, men!

1217
01:19:13,033 --> 01:19:17,026
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.

1218
01:19:18,371 --> 01:19:21,739
There will be no survivor!

1219
01:19:21,809 --> 01:19:23,834
- Now?
- Not yet.

1220
01:19:23,911 --> 01:19:26,038
My men are here.

1221
01:19:26,147 --> 01:19:28,581
I am here...

1222
01:19:28,683 --> 01:19:32,585
but soon you will not be here.

1223
01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,450
- Now?
- Light him.

1224
01:19:37,459 --> 01:19:39,518
The Dread Pirate Roberts...

1225
01:19:39,595 --> 01:19:42,393
takes no survivors.

1226
01:19:42,464 --> 01:19:45,297
All your worst nightmares...

1227
01:19:45,367 --> 01:19:48,564
are about to come true.

1228
01:19:48,637 --> 01:19:50,606
Then love...

1229
01:19:50,673 --> 01:19:53,141
true love...

1230
01:19:53,209 --> 01:19:55,336
will follow you...

1231
01:19:55,411 --> 01:19:57,902
forever.

1232
01:19:58,014 --> 01:20:00,676
The Dread Pirate Roberts...

1233
01:20:00,783 --> 01:20:04,720
is here for your souls!

1234
01:20:06,524 --> 01:20:07,957
Stay where you are!

1235
01:20:08,058 --> 01:20:09,992
Fight!

1236
01:20:10,060 --> 01:20:12,528
Stay where you are!

1237
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:18,992
So treasure your love.

1238
01:20:19,070 --> 01:20:20,833
Skip to the end.

1239
01:20:20,906 --> 01:20:22,965
Have you the ring?

1240
01:20:24,576 --> 01:20:26,601
Here comes my Westley now.

1241
01:20:26,678 --> 01:20:29,340
Fezzik, the portcullis!

1242
01:20:34,554 --> 01:20:36,852
Your Westley is dead.

1243
01:20:36,923 --> 01:20:38,185
I killed him myself.

1244
01:20:38,257 --> 01:20:40,953
Then why is there fear
behind your eyes?

1245
01:20:45,032 --> 01:20:46,761
Give us the gate key.

1246
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,858
I have no gate key.

1247
01:20:48,936 --> 01:20:51,530
Fezzik, tear his arms off.

1248
01:20:51,605 --> 01:20:54,540
You mean this gate key?

1249
01:20:54,608 --> 01:20:57,509
...and do you,
Princess Buttercup...

1250
01:20:57,578 --> 01:21:00,514
Man and wife!
Say man and wife!

1251
01:21:00,582 --> 01:21:02,550
Man and wife.

1252
01:21:02,617 --> 01:21:04,812
Escort the bride
to the honeymoon suite.

1253
01:21:04,886 --> 01:21:07,616
I'll be there shortly.

1254
01:21:08,690 --> 01:21:10,817
He didn't come.

1255
01:21:44,595 --> 01:21:46,893
Kill the dark one
and the giant...

1256
01:21:46,964 --> 01:21:49,228
but leave the third
for questioning.

1257
01:22:01,947 --> 01:22:04,780
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1258
01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:07,318
You killed my father.

1259
01:22:07,419 --> 01:22:09,786
Prepare to die.

1260
01:22:34,448 --> 01:22:35,916
I need you!

1261
01:22:35,984 --> 01:22:38,179
I can't leave him alone.

1262
01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:40,345
He's getting away from me,
Fezzik!

1263
01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:41,752
Please!

1264
01:22:47,028 --> 01:22:49,019
I'll be right back.

1265
01:22:56,539 --> 01:22:58,006
Thank you.

1266
01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:00,973
Strange wedding.

1267
01:23:01,043 --> 01:23:04,480
Yes... a very strange wedding.

1268
01:23:04,548 --> 01:23:06,038
Come along.

1269
01:23:12,322 --> 01:23:13,846
What was that for?

1270
01:23:13,957 --> 01:23:16,289
Because you've always been
so kind to me.

1271
01:23:16,359 --> 01:23:18,294
And I won't be seeing you
again...

1272
01:23:18,396 --> 01:23:21,331
since I'm killing myself once
we reach the honeymoon suite.

1273
01:23:21,399 --> 01:23:23,492
Won't that be nice?

1274
01:23:23,568 --> 01:23:25,035
She kissed me!

1275
01:24:11,886 --> 01:24:14,355
Sorry, Father.

1276
01:24:15,557 --> 01:24:17,787
I tried.

1277
01:24:20,762 --> 01:24:22,787
You must be
that little Spanish brat...

1278
01:24:22,898 --> 01:24:26,299
I taught a lesson to
all those years ago.

1279
01:24:26,401 --> 01:24:28,336
Simply incredible.

1280
01:24:28,404 --> 01:24:30,372
Have you been chasing me
your whole life...

1281
01:24:30,439 --> 01:24:32,339
only to fail now?

1282
01:24:32,408 --> 01:24:35,536
I think that's the worst thing
I've ever heard.

1283
01:24:37,046 --> 01:24:38,877
How marvelous.

1284
01:25:15,988 --> 01:25:17,922
There's a shortage of
perfect breasts in this world.

1285
01:25:17,990 --> 01:25:20,891
It would be a pity
to damage yours.

1286
01:25:22,394 --> 01:25:23,953
Oh, Westley, darling!

1287
01:25:27,033 --> 01:25:29,831
Westley, why won't you hold me?

1288
01:25:29,903 --> 01:25:30,995
Gently.

1289
01:25:31,071 --> 01:25:33,005
At a time like this...

1290
01:25:33,073 --> 01:25:36,008
that's all you can think to say,
gently?

1291
01:25:36,076 --> 01:25:38,045
Gently!

1292
01:25:50,926 --> 01:25:54,953
Good heavens,
are you still trying to win?

1293
01:25:57,266 --> 01:26:01,134
You've got an overdeveloped
sense of vengeance.

1294
01:26:01,203 --> 01:26:04,139
It's going to get you
into trouble someday.

1295
01:26:18,756 --> 01:26:21,486
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1296
01:26:21,558 --> 01:26:24,391
You killed my father.

1297
01:26:24,461 --> 01:26:25,928
Prepare to die.

1298
01:26:33,538 --> 01:26:36,405
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1299
01:26:36,474 --> 01:26:38,567
You killed my father.

1300
01:26:38,643 --> 01:26:40,440
Prepare to die.

1301
01:26:44,049 --> 01:26:46,814
Hello!
My name is Inigo Montoya.

1302
01:26:46,886 --> 01:26:49,821
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

1303
01:26:49,889 --> 01:26:51,982
Stop saying that!

1304
01:26:55,995 --> 01:26:57,895
Hello!
My name is Inigo Montoya!

1305
01:26:57,964 --> 01:26:59,796
You killed my father!

1306
01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:01,527
Prepare to die!

1307
01:27:01,635 --> 01:27:02,932
Offer me money.

1308
01:27:04,004 --> 01:27:05,835
Power, too, promise me that.

1309
01:27:05,906 --> 01:27:08,773
All that I have and more,
please.

1310
01:27:08,875 --> 01:27:11,708
Offer me everything I ask for.

1311
01:27:11,778 --> 01:27:13,804
Anything you want.

1312
01:27:16,017 --> 01:27:19,544
I want my father back,
you son of a bitch!

1313
01:27:33,936 --> 01:27:35,904
Westley,
will you ever forgive me?

1314
01:27:36,005 --> 01:27:38,599
What hideous sin
have you committed lately?

1315
01:27:38,674 --> 01:27:42,304
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.

1316
01:27:42,412 --> 01:27:45,176
It never happened.
It never happened.

1317
01:27:45,248 --> 01:27:46,545
But it did. I was there.

1318
01:27:46,616 --> 01:27:48,015
This old man said man and wife.

1319
01:27:48,084 --> 01:27:49,779
Did you say I do?

1320
01:27:52,655 --> 01:27:53,849
We sort of skipped that part.

1321
01:27:53,923 --> 01:27:55,357
Then you're not married.

1322
01:27:55,426 --> 01:27:59,487
If you didn't say it,
you didn't do it.

1323
01:27:59,563 --> 01:28:02,123
Wouldn't you agree,
Your Highness?

1324
01:28:02,199 --> 01:28:05,726
A technicality
that will shortly be remedied.

1325
01:28:07,271 --> 01:28:09,502
But first things first.

1326
01:28:10,976 --> 01:28:12,443
To the death.

1327
01:28:13,912 --> 01:28:15,402
To the pain.

1328
01:28:17,382 --> 01:28:18,974
I don't think I'm quite familiar
with that phrase.

1329
01:28:19,084 --> 01:28:20,676
I'll explain...

1330
01:28:20,786 --> 01:28:24,518
and I'll use small words so that
you'll be sure to understand...

1331
01:28:24,590 --> 01:28:26,717
you warthog-faced buffoon.

1332
01:28:28,094 --> 01:28:30,528
That may be the first time
in my life...

1333
01:28:30,596 --> 01:28:33,224
a man has dared insult me.

1334
01:28:33,299 --> 01:28:34,926
It won't be the last.

1335
01:28:35,001 --> 01:28:37,436
To the pain means
the first thing you lose...

1336
01:28:37,504 --> 01:28:39,495
will be your feet
below the ankles...

1337
01:28:39,573 --> 01:28:42,007
then your hands at the wrists...

1338
01:28:42,076 --> 01:28:43,509
next your nose.

1339
01:28:43,577 --> 01:28:45,511
And then my tongue, I suppose.

1340
01:28:45,579 --> 01:28:48,013
I killed you
too quickly the last time...

1341
01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:50,413
a mistake I don't mean
to duplicate tonight.

1342
01:28:50,484 --> 01:28:51,952
I wasn't finished.

1343
01:28:52,053 --> 01:28:54,954
The next thing you lose will be
your left eye, then your right.

1344
01:28:55,023 --> 01:28:58,356
And then my ears. I understand!
Let's get on with it!

1345
01:28:58,426 --> 01:29:01,725
Wrong! Your ears you keep,
and I'll tell you why...

1346
01:29:03,698 --> 01:29:06,998
so every shriek of every child
at seeing your hideousness...

1347
01:29:07,069 --> 01:29:08,900
will be yours to cherish.

1348
01:29:08,971 --> 01:29:11,633
Every babe that weeps
at your approach...

1349
01:29:11,707 --> 01:29:15,074
every woman who cries out,
"God, what is that thing"...

1350
01:29:15,144 --> 01:29:17,908
will echo in your perfect ears.

1351
01:29:17,980 --> 01:29:20,950
That is what
"to the pain" means.

1352
01:29:21,017 --> 01:29:23,952
It means I leave you
in anguish...

1353
01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:27,421
wallowing
in freakish misery forever.

1354
01:29:28,525 --> 01:29:30,584
I think you're bluffing.

1355
01:29:30,660 --> 01:29:32,059
It's possible, pig!

1356
01:29:32,129 --> 01:29:34,064
I might be bluffing.

1357
01:29:34,132 --> 01:29:37,829
It's conceivable,
you miserable vomitous mass...

1358
01:29:37,902 --> 01:29:41,463
I'm only lying here because
I lack the strength to stand.

1359
01:29:41,539 --> 01:29:43,598
Then again...

1360
01:29:44,976 --> 01:29:47,912
perhaps I have the strength
after all.

1361
01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:07,726
Drop your sword.

1362
01:30:11,004 --> 01:30:12,733
Have a seat.

1363
01:30:17,178 --> 01:30:18,611
Tie him up.

1364
01:30:19,813 --> 01:30:22,611
Make it as tight as you like.

1365
01:30:26,654 --> 01:30:28,088
Where's Fezzik?

1366
01:30:28,190 --> 01:30:30,681
I thought he was with you.

1367
01:30:30,792 --> 01:30:32,453
In that case...

1368
01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:33,619
Help him.

1369
01:30:33,728 --> 01:30:35,593
Why does Westley need helping?

1370
01:30:35,664 --> 01:30:37,996
Because he has no strength.

1371
01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:40,057
I knew you were bluffing!
I knew he was bluffing.

1372
01:30:40,135 --> 01:30:42,832
- Shall I dispatch him for you?
- Thank you, but no.

1373
01:30:42,905 --> 01:30:44,167
Whatever happens to us...

1374
01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:46,333
I want him to live a long life,
alone with his cowardice.

1375
01:30:48,311 --> 01:30:52,077
Inigo, where are you?

1376
01:30:52,148 --> 01:30:54,981
There you are.

1377
01:30:55,051 --> 01:30:57,612
Inigo,
I saw the prince's stables...

1378
01:30:57,688 --> 01:31:00,782
and there they were,
four white horses.

1379
01:31:00,891 --> 01:31:03,121
And I thought,
there are four of us...

1380
01:31:03,227 --> 01:31:05,161
if we ever find the lady.

1381
01:31:05,229 --> 01:31:06,594
Hello, lady.

1382
01:31:08,131 --> 01:31:11,431
So I took them with me in case
we ever bumped into each other.

1383
01:31:11,502 --> 01:31:13,902
I guess we just did.

1384
01:31:15,173 --> 01:31:17,141
You did something right.

1385
01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:20,234
Don't worry.
I won't let it go to my head.

1386
01:31:39,165 --> 01:31:40,598
You know...

1387
01:31:40,667 --> 01:31:42,601
it's very strange.

1388
01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:46,127
I have been in the revenge
business so long...

1389
01:31:46,206 --> 01:31:48,140
now that it's over...

1390
01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:51,177
I don't know what to do
with the rest of my life.

1391
01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:54,477
Have you ever considered piracy?

1392
01:31:54,548 --> 01:31:56,743
You'd make a wonderful
Dread Pirate Roberts.

1393
01:32:09,364 --> 01:32:10,888
They rode to freedom.

1394
01:32:10,999 --> 01:32:14,560
And as dawn arose, Westley and
Buttercup knew they were safe.

1395
01:32:14,670 --> 01:32:17,764
A wave of love swept over them.

1396
01:32:17,839 --> 01:32:20,536
And as they reached
for each other...

1397
01:32:22,679 --> 01:32:24,112
What? What?

1398
01:32:24,180 --> 01:32:27,343
It's kissing again.
You don't want to hear that.

1399
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:30,909
I don't mind so much.

1400
01:32:35,659 --> 01:32:37,650
Since the invention
of the kiss...

1401
01:32:37,728 --> 01:32:39,355
there have been five kisses...

1402
01:32:39,430 --> 01:32:41,125
that were rated
the most passionate...

1403
01:32:41,231 --> 01:32:43,165
the most pure.

1404
01:32:43,233 --> 01:32:45,633
This one left them all behind.

1405
01:32:50,141 --> 01:32:51,665
The end.

1406
01:32:54,713 --> 01:32:57,147
Now I think
you ought to go to sleep.

1407
01:33:09,595 --> 01:33:11,529
All right.

1408
01:33:14,601 --> 01:33:16,034
So long.

1409
01:33:17,671 --> 01:33:19,002
Grandpa...

1410
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:23,942
maybe you could come over...

1411
01:33:24,044 --> 01:33:26,706
and read it again to me
tomorrow.

1412
01:33:28,449 --> 01:33:30,713
As you wish.

1413
01:33:44,513 --> 01:33:46,313
-- timing by Fist_Rothbone --

1414
01:33:46,813 --> 01:33:48,613
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1415
01:33:48,913 --> 01:33:49,513
....Goodbye, horses!