1 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:12,000 Captioned by Grantman Brown 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:20,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 3 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,000 # Melvin worked at the Tromaville Gym # 4 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:34,500 # 90-pound weakling who got pushed around # 5 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:38,000 # They dressed him up in a pink tutu? # 6 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,500 # They beat him up, and they threw him down # 7 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,500 # He landed in a barrel of waste # 8 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:48,000 # Toxic chemicals ate his face # 9 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,500 # Mutated, energized by Tromatons # 10 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,500 # This Jeresy hero's gonna clean up the place # 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,960 # Yeah # 12 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,080 # Toxic # 13 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,500 # Avenger # 14 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,580 # Toxic # 15 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,000 # Avenger # 16 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 # He's a hideously deformed monster hero # 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,500 # Superhuman size and strength # 18 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,500 # Pursuer of good, enemy of evil # 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:21,000 # With his mighty mop, he'll never stop # 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 # Truth and justice and his calling card # 21 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:27,500 # He's gonna fight crime across the land # 22 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,500 # Big business thinks he's gonna rip you apart # 23 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:36,500 # Toxic Solution is right at hand # 24 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,580 # Toxic # 25 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,500 # Avenger # 26 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,000 # Toxic # 27 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:47,000 In the shadow of the big city, 28 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,500 with its big buildings, big business, and big people, 29 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,500 is my home town Tromaville. 30 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,000 A little town with little buildings, 31 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:01,000 little businesses, and little people. 32 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,500 My name is Melvin Junko. 33 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:08,000 I live in a garden apartment in the Tromaville Dump. 34 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:11,000 I am the first hideously deformed monster hero 35 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 of superhuman size and strength 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,500 to come from New Jeresy. 37 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:22,500 They call me the Toxic Avenger. 38 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,500 This is my story. 39 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,500 Several years ago, 40 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,500 I and the little people of Tromaville 41 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,500 succeeded in crushing all criminals 42 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 and ridding Tromaville once and for all 43 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,500 of evil and corruption. 44 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:46,500 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 45 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:51,000 With no criminals or oppressive politicians around, 46 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:57,500 people of Tromaville were once again happy. 47 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Once again they were free to devote themselves 48 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:06,500 to their principal activities of dancing in the streets... 49 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,000 tattooing... 50 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:15,000 manufacturing orange juice... 51 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,500 exterminating vermin... 52 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:27,000 watching excellent movies... 53 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:34,500 and dancing in the streets! 54 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,000 The important people in my life 55 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,500 all lived in Tromaville-- My Mom, 56 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:45,000 It's your Mommy! Melvin! 57 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,000 My freudian psychiatrist, 58 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I've been doing some soul searching of my own. 59 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,500 And most important, my best girl Claire. 60 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,500 Although Claire was blind, 61 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,000 her handicap didn't prevent her 62 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,500 from being a real intellectual. 63 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,000 Now that Tromaville had no crime, 64 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,000 there was no work for a super hero like me. 65 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:16,000 There were no criminals left for me to destroy. 66 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 I took a job as concierge 67 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,500 at the Tromaville Center for the blind, 68 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,500 where Claire spent much of her time. 69 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,000 It was the only way to make ends meet. 70 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Claire had the kind of end 71 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:31,500 that you really wanted to meet. 72 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,500 I was also athletic director 73 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,000 at the Center of the blind, 74 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,500 which kept me kind of busy. 75 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:42,000 My duties included organizing croquet games, 76 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 planning rooftop nature walks, 77 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,500 and refereeing basketball games. 78 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,000 As rewarding as this work was, 79 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 I have to admit I was pretty depressed. 80 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,500 I missed the good old days of criminal bashing. 81 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:58,000 You know, beating up bad guys. 82 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Then... one day our lives were thrown into upheaval. 83 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,500 The peace and tranquility 84 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,500 to which we had grown accustomed 85 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,000 was suddenly shattered! 86 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,500 Claire. 87 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,500 Yes, Mrs. Beasley. 88 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,000 Oooh! 89 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:18,000 Your boyfriend, the Toxic whatchihoosit, 90 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,000 is melting all the silverware in the house. 91 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Oh, dear! 92 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,500 Melvin! 93 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 You don't have to set the table tonight. 94 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,000 Why don't you clean the oven? 95 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,500 OK, dear. 96 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,500 I suppose you want me to clean the toilets, too. 97 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yes, dear. Thank you. 98 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,000 Attention, all blind people. 99 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,000 Lunch is now being served inside. 100 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,000 All blind persons please find your way 101 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,000 to the cafeteria. 102 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,500 Poor Melvin. 103 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:51,000 He's been so depressed lately. 104 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 His psychiatrist says it's very important 105 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,500 for him to feel needed. 106 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 There just doesn't seem to be any more evil 107 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,500 in Tromaville for him to clean up. 108 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 It's not good for him to feel useless. 109 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 ( Bell Rings ) 110 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,500 Mr. Chairman, 111 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 that's the Toxic Avenger's girlfriend. 112 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Ha ha ha! 113 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 He must be inside. 114 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:21,000 OK. 115 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,500 Give the order. 116 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,500 OK, you, come on. Let's go. 117 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 Mmmph! 118 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Mmmph! 119 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,500 Get a receipt. 120 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,000 ( Ticking ) 121 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,000 Excuse me, miss. 122 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Oh, sorry. 123 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,500 I got a package here for the Toxic Avenger. 124 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,500 He's inside working. 125 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,000 Could you sign for it, please? 126 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,000 OK. 127 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,500 No. Right down here. 128 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 OK. Thank you. 129 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,500 What is it? 130 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,500 Make sure he gets it, because it's awfully big. 131 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:15,500 It feels nice. 132 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Ohhh! 133 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,500 Oh, Toxie! Oh! Oh! 134 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,500 I have a surprise! 135 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,500 I have a surprise for Toxie! 136 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,500 He's going to be so excited. 137 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,500 Oh! Oh! Oh! 138 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,500 Help me! Help me! 139 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:33,500 I'm stuck! The lunch bell rang! 140 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:34,500 Lady! Lady! 141 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Help me! I'm stuck! 142 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,500 Let go of me! What are you, blind? 143 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,500 Clarie! Clarie! 144 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,500 Ha ha ha! 145 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Aaah! 146 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,500 Clarie! 147 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,000 Oh, my god! Mrs. Beasley! 148 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,500 Mrs. Beasley! Are you all right? 149 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,500 Aaah! Aaah! 150 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,500 Oh, my god! 151 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,500 Aaah! 152 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Help me! Help me! 153 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Come on! Let's go! 154 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,500 Ha ha ha! 155 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,500 All right! 156 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:39,500 Man! That old lady, I wasted her! 157 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:42,000 Good boy! We pulled it off. 158 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,500 All right! 159 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:45,000 Ha ha ha! 160 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,500 I should be getting 161 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,500 a big raise out of this job. 162 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,000 We made waste product out of that Toxic bastard. 163 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,000 I love to watch things blow up. 164 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,000 Did you see that blast? 165 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Ha ha ha! 166 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:04,000 That's the end of the Toxic Avenger. 167 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Ha ha ha! 168 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,500 Grrr! 169 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,350 Grrr! 170 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Ha ha ha! 171 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,500 We're changing this town now! 172 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,500 Did you see that blast? 173 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,000 Oh, yeah. 174 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:37,500 Grr! 175 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,000 How are ya? 176 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,500 Aaah! 177 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,000 Grrr! 178 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,000 Help! 179 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,850 Grrr! 180 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,500 Oh! Oh! Oh! 181 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 ( Bones Crack ) 182 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 Aaah! 183 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,350 Grrr! 184 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,000 Messy, messy, messy! 185 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,500 Get him! 186 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,500 Come on! take him! 187 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 He's yours. 188 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,500 Grrr! 189 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,720 Aaaah! 190 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Mmmph. 191 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,500 Take this. 192 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,500 Fuck this! 193 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:45,500 Now you gotta deal with me, Toxic asshole. 194 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,000 Why, I ought a... 195 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 ( Birds Tweeting ) 196 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:01,500 Grrr! 197 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,500 Take him. 198 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,000 Let's go. Get on with it. 199 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,500 Come on! 200 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,500 Get that Toxic Avenger. 201 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Come on! 202 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,000 All the men we've got! 203 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 He's all yours. 204 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,500 Get that for the chief! 205 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,500 Hey, Toxic. 206 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,500 Hey, Toxic! 207 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:30,000 What's the matter? Can't you hear me? 208 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You slimebucket, you! 209 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,500 Can't you hear me? Hey, Toxic! 210 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,500 Aaah! 211 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,500 Aaah! 212 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,000 Yeah, kemo sabe. 213 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,500 I can hear you. 214 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Can you hear me? 215 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:57,220 Ughhh! 216 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 ( Beep Beep ) 217 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,500 Lucky for you, it's time for my piano lesson. 218 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,500 Take this, you savage, Toxic, you. 219 00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,000 Yeee! 220 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,000 ( Click Click ) 221 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 Ahhh! 222 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,500 Ahhh! 223 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,000 Aaah! 224 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,000 One of our best men. 225 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,000 Ya ha ha ha! 226 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,500 Ha ha ha! 227 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,500 Ha ha ha! 228 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,580 Grr! 229 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,310 Ya! 230 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Yaa! 231 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Aaah! 232 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Grrr! 233 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,500 What are you doing to me? 234 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,000 What are you doing to me? 235 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,000 After a long day of crime fighting, 236 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,500 I like to play a little basketball. 237 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,000 Grr! 238 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,500 Hee hee hee! 239 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500 Oh, shit! 240 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,500 I-I-I don't know. 241 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,500 I mean, he's big. 242 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,000 and we planned it well, and I-- 243 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,500 I didn't know-- 244 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,500 Call a meeting of the board of directors, 245 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,000 and fire the entire personnel department! 246 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 He's coming. Let me in! 247 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500 Ohh! 248 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,750 Waah! 249 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,500 Oh, little baby. 250 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,500 Don't cry. I got you. 251 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,000 Let's go find your mommy. 252 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,500 Aaah! Aaah! Oh, my god! 253 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,500 Aaah! Aaah! 254 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,500 Oh, my god! Where 's my baby! 255 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Where is she? Where is she? 256 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,000 Here you go, ma'am. Here's your baby. 257 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000 She was up a tree. 258 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Thank you, Toxic. 259 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,000 They killed my Melvin. 260 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Melvin! They killed my Melvin! 261 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,500 Oh, Melvin! 262 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Aaah! Aaah! 263 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,500 Apocalypse Chemicals! 264 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Grrr! 265 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,500 Claire! Claire! 266 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,000 Claire! 267 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Are you all right? 268 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,000 Thank God you're all right! 269 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,500 I thought they killed you! 270 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,000 What happened? 271 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,500 I felt the heat and a terrible sound. 272 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,000 And then I felt a head! 273 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,500 Where is everyone? 274 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,000 Where's Mrs. Beasley? 275 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,500 Clarie! They were... 276 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,500 They were senselessly butchered! 277 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,500 Ohh, Melvin! 278 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,500 But at least I got the slime who did it. 279 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:47,500 Oh, Melvin, you're wonderful. 280 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,500 Oh, Claire. 281 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,000 Claire may have thought I was wonderful, 282 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,000 but across the river in the big city 283 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,000 there were some big people who didn't think 284 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,500 I was so wonderful. 285 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,500 The Evil, Egomaniacal Chairman of Apocalypse Incorporated, 286 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,500 the massive, Multinational Chemical Conglomerate 287 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:09,500 plotting to destroy me and take over Tromaville. 288 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,500 As long as the Toxic Avenger lives, 289 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,500 we will be prevented from achieving our goals. 290 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,500 We will never win over the hearts and minds 291 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,500 of all the little people of Tromaville, 292 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,000 whom we need 293 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,500 because without them, we'll never take Tromaville. 294 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:32,500 And without Tromaville, we'll never take New York. 295 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:39,000 And without New York, we're just an infernal failure! 296 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:46,500 Bu-bu-but, Boss, we can't kill him! 297 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000 We used enough explosives to blow up an entire city. 298 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:54,500 So what if our explosives had no effect. 299 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,000 We are Apocalypse incorporated. 300 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 We do not shrink at setbacks. 301 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 We want the challenge! 302 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,500 Gentlemen, as we speak, 303 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,500 our research department is studying his background, 304 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,500 and we will come up with a suitable demise 305 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:16,000 for that Toxic troublemaker. 306 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000 And then... 307 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Ha ha! 308 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 I'll get a hold 309 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,500 of that blonde, blind, bimbo, whore, bitch girlfriend of his 310 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:27,000 with those long legs-- Ooh! 311 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:31,000 And those melon-heavy breasts. 312 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 I'd like to take her hair 313 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,500 and wrap it around her neck! 314 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:39,000 I want to strangle her till her eyes bugged out! 315 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 ( Clap ) 316 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 His real name is Melvin Junko. 317 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,500 He was nothing but a puny janitor 318 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:51,000 At a health club. 319 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000 In reel two of the first movie, 320 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,500 As a result of a harmless prank, 321 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,500 Melvin fell into a barrel of toxic waste. 322 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:03,000 This caused his tiny body to transform 323 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,500 into a hideously deformed creature 324 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:11,000 of superhuman size and strength. 325 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:15,000 He became... The Toxic Avenger. 326 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Due to the toxic chemicals in his body, 327 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Melvin destroyed all the evil in Tromaville. 328 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:26,500 Tromaville actually became a nice place to live. 329 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:30,500 You see, the chemicals in the Toxic Avenger's body 330 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:34,500 cause him to automatically destroy evil. 331 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,500 Our scientists say this is caused 332 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,000 by weird particles in his body called Tromations. 333 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,500 To destroy the Toxic Avenger, 334 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:45,000 we must destroy the Tromations in his body. 335 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,500 How do we conquer this tromation? 336 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,000 Technology. 337 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:51,000 And where do we find technology? 338 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,850 Gentlemen, think. 339 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,500 Cars... 340 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,220 TVs... 341 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,500 Walkmans. 342 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,000 Japan! 343 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,500 Anybody knows that if you wany something to work, 344 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,000 you buy a japanese product. 345 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,500 Even comic-book villains like us know 346 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:13,000 if you want it done right, you must turn to Japan. 347 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,500 ( Pop ) 348 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:16,500 Scientists at the Apocalypse Japanese Division 349 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 will create an anti-tromaton, 350 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,000 and then that will be it. 351 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,000 That Toxic Avenger will just shrivel up 352 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,500 like a prune. 353 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaking of prunes, that girlfriend of his-- 354 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Ha ha ha! I would just love 355 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000 to shrivel up those melons of hers! 356 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,500 Boy, I could get my hands on... 357 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,680 Wait a minute. 358 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,000 You said this anit-tromaton substance 359 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 is in Japan. 360 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Can we get this from Japan 361 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,500 to New Jersey? 362 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 That would be very chancy, 363 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,000 considering its volatile nature. 364 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,500 However, we have a plan 365 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,500 to get the Toxic Avenger to Japan. 366 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:05,000 He's been seeing a psychiatrist. 367 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,500 We know he has complete faith in her. 368 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,000 It's just a matter of determining her price. 369 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,500 No problem. 370 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,500 We'll get that jerk... 371 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,500 no matter what. 372 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:22,000 Now, that is what I like to hear! 373 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,500 He... 374 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000 must... 375 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 be... 376 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 destroyed. 377 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,500 Beating up bad guys 378 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:36,500 should've made me feel good about myself, 379 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,500 but back at our garden apartment, 380 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,500 I was still experiencing feeling of uselessness 381 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,500 and subseguent bouts of deep depression. 382 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:50,000 So many innocent blind people had died 383 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,500 before I could do anything to save them. 384 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,500 I went into a real emotional tailspin. 385 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,000 I was in such a state, Claire even suggested 386 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,500 I increase my psychiatrist visits 387 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,500 to eight times a week 388 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,500 instead of the usual seven. 389 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:07,000 This should make you feel better. 390 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Ergh... 391 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,220 ha ha! 392 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,000 Melvin, I made your favorite. 393 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,500 It's your favorite! 394 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,500 Ta-da! 395 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,000 Chicken a la... 396 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 Clorox. 397 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Oh, well, all right. 398 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,500 Melvin, must you always 399 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000 smother my cooking in drano 400 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:42,000 before you even taste it? 401 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,500 I'm sorry, OK? 402 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,500 I'm sorry, Claire. 403 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,500 I... 404 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,500 I just feel so useless. 405 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,000 Oh, Melvin, you were great this morning-- 406 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:55,500 The way you took apart 407 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,500 all those smelly men. 408 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,000 There's still evil in Tromaville 409 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,500 for you to clean up. 410 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:03,000 ( Gagging ) 411 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,500 Plenty of evil for you! 412 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,720 Grrgh. 413 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,500 I should've been faster! 414 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 All those innocent blind people... 415 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,500 are dead. 416 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,000 ( Amazing Grace Playing ) 417 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:32,500 I couldn't snap out of my depression. 418 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,500 Usually I felt better after sunday church services, 419 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,500 but not this time. 420 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:41,500 My psychiatrist had attributed my emotional problems 421 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:45,000 to the face that I was raised 422 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 in a single-parent household, 423 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000 my father having left home when I was a tiny baby. 424 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,500 But I always felt 425 00:27:57,500 --> 00:28:00,500 that Mom had more than filled the void 426 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,500 when Dad left. 427 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,500 Mom had been a great father figure. 428 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,500 Uhh... 429 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:16,000 The clouds of despair followed me everywhere. 430 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,500 Uhh... 431 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,000 And I mean everywhere. 432 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,500 ( Splat ) 433 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,250 Uh! 434 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:23,750 Oh! 435 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,000 ( Farting ) 436 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Please, darling, 437 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:35,500 try to eat something. 438 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,000 There's some nice cleaning fluid 439 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:37,500 under the sink. 440 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:40,000 I've got to go now. 441 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 I've got a bar mitzvah. 442 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,000 Shall I bring you something 443 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,500 from the supermarket? 444 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,500 Some sani-flush, maybe? 445 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,000 Oy, oy, oy! Oh! 446 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,500 It wasn't long 447 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,000 before I became a genuine emotional basket case. 448 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:59,000 ( Sobbing ) 449 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,500 I was so depressed 450 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,500 that I didn't even notice that my psychiatrist, 451 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,000 who had always been a strict freudian, 452 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,000 suddenly began practicing 453 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,500 some kind of progressive new gestalt psychotherapy. 454 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:20,000 ... that the mind, though important, 455 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:26,000 is only one very small part of the whole. 456 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,500 The rest, Melvin, is the flesh! 457 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,500 The flesh! 458 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,000 The flesh and sex! 459 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,150 It is sex which links us 460 00:29:33,150 --> 00:29:35,000 to our innermost selves. 461 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 I should have surmised 462 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,500 that the evil Apocalypse Corporation 463 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,500 had bought her off, 464 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:44,000 but because of my monster-sized depression. 465 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:46,500 I was like Putty, 466 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,000 Toxic Putty in her hands. 467 00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,500 Wow! 468 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,000 It all sounds so complicated. 469 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,500 I mean, where would I begin? 470 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,000 Oh, where we all must begin. 471 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,500 And where's that? 472 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:00,500 With your father! 473 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,700 My father? 474 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:05,000 My father left when I was a child. 475 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 I don't even know him. 476 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:12,000 But that's only a very small obstacle. 477 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I've done some checking. 478 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I discovered that your father Phineas T. Junko, 479 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,500 better known as Big Mac, 480 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:21,500 now lives in Tokyo, Japan. 481 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:27,500 Oh. Tokyo, Japan. Give me his address, 482 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,000 and I'll drop him a line. 483 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:31,500 Oh, no, Melvin. 484 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,500 Oh, Melvin, this is getting tedious. 485 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,000 You must go to him and see him in person. 486 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,500 Me? Go to Japan? 487 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:42,500 Ohh! Uh-huh. 488 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:47,000 If I go there and talk to my dad, 489 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000 I can work things out? 490 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Yes! Yes! 491 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,000 Japan, yeah. 492 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:56,000 But I have to leave Mom and Claire. 493 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,500 On the other hand, I could see Dad. 494 00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,500 Daddy! 495 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,500 Daddy! 496 00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:03,000 Japan. Japan. 497 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,500 But where is Japan? 498 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,500 Ooh! 499 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,500 That's delicious. 500 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I'm hungry. 501 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,000 You know, 502 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,000 if Tromaville's here, 503 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,500 and Alaska's here, 504 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,500 and Japan's all the way over here, 505 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 then I'm going to have to travel 506 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,500 over these big beautiful mountains. 507 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,500 Wow. That's really far. 508 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,500 I think that's even farther 509 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 than Tromaville is to New York. 510 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:56,000 Claire, I don't want to leave you. 511 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,500 Oh, but, Melvin, 512 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,500 I think your doctor's right. 513 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,500 If you don't go to Japan and find your daddy, 514 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,500 you'll never be happy. 515 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,000 Don't worry about me, Melvin. 516 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 I'll be all right. 517 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000 I'd be here loving you the whole time. 518 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Remember, Melvin, 519 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,500 I love you. 520 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:17,500 Grrr! 521 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,500 How could you be so sure? 522 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,500 Oh, well, 523 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,500 My skin tingles all over whenever I'm near you, 524 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,000 and I get little hot sensations 525 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,500 all over my body. 526 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 And sometimes, my mouth gets dry. 527 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:39,500 That could just be a biochemical reflex. 528 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,000 Oh, no, Melvin. 529 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,000 Grrr! 530 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:46,500 Sometimes I see little electric flashes 531 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,500 that light up the darkness. 532 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:54,000 It's love, believe me. 533 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,000 Now, stop worrying about me, Melvin. 534 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,500 It's our last day together for a long while. 535 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:02,000 What do you want to do? 536 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Ooh! Oh! 537 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:37,000 ( Whistle Blows ) 538 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,500 Ha ha ha! 539 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,000 Grrr! 540 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,500 I was in such a hurry to get to my father 541 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,000 that I bypassed the regularly scheduled airlines 542 00:33:55,500 --> 00:34:01,000 and took the fastest mode of transportation to Japan. 543 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,500 At first I found it hard to believe 544 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:20,000 that my dad was japanese 545 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,500 and that I was part japanese. 546 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:25,000 But that would explain 547 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 why I've always had these strange, nonamerican urges 548 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,500 to work very hard, save money, 549 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:33,000 and live without credit cards. 550 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Mommy and Claire were worried that I didn't prepare properly 551 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,500 for my trip to Tokyo, 552 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:44,000 but I bought a book of japanese phrases 553 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,500 and rented a tape of gidget goes to Tokyo. 554 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,500 What more did I need? 555 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:03,000 There was one little boo-boo in my travel plans. 556 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,500 I forget my passport, 557 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,500 so when I got to the Tokyo Harbor, 558 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,000 I ditched my windsurf board 559 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,500 and entered Tokyo godzilla-style. 560 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,500 Grrr! 561 00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,000 Grrr! 562 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:54,000 ( Squeaking ) 563 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,000 ( Honk Honk ) 564 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,500 Grrr! Grrr! 565 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:10,000 Am I in Paris or Tokyo? 566 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000 Was I supposed to take a left at the Panama Canal 567 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000 or a right? 568 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000 I don't know. 569 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,000 Let me start looking for my father. 570 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 571 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,500 - Oooh! - Oooh! 572 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,500 Grrr! 573 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Aah! 574 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Aah! 575 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,000 Because I couldn't speak japanese that well, 576 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 a waiter back at the Tromaville Sushi Bar 577 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,500 gave me a napkin 578 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,000 with my father's name written in japanese 579 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,000 so people could help me find my father. 580 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:24,000 Grrr! 581 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,500 Yoo hoo! Guys! 582 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Do you know where I could find Mr. Mac Junko? 583 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 ( Snoring ) 584 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:49,750 Grrr! 585 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,500 Even though I was far from home, 586 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,500 I kept up all the good personal habits 587 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,500 my mom had taught me. 588 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 589 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:15,500 And so I continued my search for my father. 590 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,500 Aah! 591 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,500 ( Crack! ) 592 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,000 ( Horn Honks ) 593 00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:03,500 Oh! Ooh! 594 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000 Aah! 595 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,500 Hi. 596 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,500 Thanks. 597 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:38,000 Hmm. Those look good. Can I have one? 598 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,500 What are they? 599 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,000 Very popular japanese snack called Taiyaki. 600 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 In shape of fish. 601 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000 Ah. 602 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,500 Ah. 603 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:58,500 Mmm. 604 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,500 Mmm! 605 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,500 ( Speaking Japanese ) 606 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,000 As I was munching on my delicious Taiyaki, 607 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000 suddenly my Tromations began going Berserk. 608 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,500 Aah! 609 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,500 My body was reacting to the presence of evil. 610 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000 ( Whistles ) 611 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 ( Smack! Smack! ) 612 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,500 ( Squealing ) 613 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,000 Grrr! 614 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,500 Oh, genki desu ka, guys? 615 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 - Aah! - Aah! 616 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:16,500 Aah! 617 00:42:17,500 --> 00:42:19,000 Rrrr! 618 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 Would you hold this, ma'am? 619 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,500 My Tromatons are acting up. 620 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:29,500 Here. 621 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,500 Grrr! 622 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,000 ( Blowing ) 623 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000 Aah! 624 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,500 Aaah! 625 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Ita Nakimas. 626 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Sumi masen. 627 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Sumi masen, ladies. 628 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Uh, sumi masen. 629 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:30,000 Shabu! Shabu! 630 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,500 No deki agari. 631 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,000 I've got japanese shabu shabu here, 632 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,000 heavy on the veggies. 633 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,500 Aah! 634 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:44,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 635 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,500 Grrr! 636 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,500 ( Screams ) 637 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,500 ( Speaking Japanese ) 638 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,000 Aah! 639 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,500 Fist lesson in electronics. 640 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:57,500 Your going to be first human transmitter. 641 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Shh! 642 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:21,000 ( Buzzing ) 643 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,500 Grrr! 644 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,000 She's all yours. 645 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,500 ( Speaking Japanese ) 646 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000 Many thanks. 647 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,500 I'm forever in your debt, kind sir. 648 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:49,500 Don't call me sir. 649 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000 My name is Melvin. Call me Melvin. 650 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000 I am Masami. 651 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,000 Hajima mashita. 652 00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:02,000 You put yourself in terrible danger. 653 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,000 Not many men would do that. 654 00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,500 Well, actually, I can't help it. 655 00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:09,500 What? 656 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:13,500 I have these biochemical particles in my body 657 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:16,000 called Tromatons. 658 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,500 I had an accident a while back. 659 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,000 It affected my biochemical makeup. 660 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Every time I sense evil, 661 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,500 these Tromatons inside me 662 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 force me to destroy it. 663 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:33,500 Still, I must repay you for saving me. 664 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,500 I will do whatever you wish. 665 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:38,000 Hmm? 666 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000 Hey! 667 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,500 How about helping me find my father? 668 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:45,000 Big Mac Junko. 669 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,500 Come. I have many contacts on the street. 670 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,500 Masami and I searched all over Tokyo for my father. 671 00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,500 Grrr! 672 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,000 Let's go ask that street-smart youth gang. 673 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,500 Maybe they know. 674 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:03,500 She introduced me 675 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000 to all the tough and savvy street people. 676 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Do you know Mr. Big Mac Junko? 677 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:22,000 ( Machines Sounds ) 678 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,500 Tokyo, like Tromaville, 679 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,500 was also a nice place to live. 680 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000 The people had many interesting activities, 681 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,500 Like dancing in the streets. 682 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:38,000 We didn't have much luck finding my father. 683 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:40,000 I really started to get bummed out. 684 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,500 The people of Tokyo were terrific. 685 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:47,500 They did everything they could to cheer me up. 686 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:52,500 I put on a happy face and tried my best to have fun. 687 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,500 I'm hungry. 688 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:31,500 Oh, that looks good. 689 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,500 Here. Hold my mop. 690 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,500 You wait here. I'll be right out. 691 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,500 Grrr! 692 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:58,000 Come on, follow me. Mmm. 693 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:02,500 The plastic noodles made my stomach full 694 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:08,000 but without my father my life would never be full. 695 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,500 Do not be so sad, Mr. Melvin. 696 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,500 We will find your father. 697 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:25,000 I know. I know we will but as if things weren't 698 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,500 bad enough already all these people they 699 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:33,000 keep staring at me. I feel so out of place. 700 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,500 No problem. Come with me. 701 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:44,500 Pheww. 702 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:57,000 Masami disguised me 703 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,500 so I looked exactly like a Typical Japanese Businessman. 704 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,000 Now I really fit right in. 705 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000 I felt so much more comfortable. 706 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,000 I looked and smelled so professional, 707 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,500 I was sure Dad would be real proud of me 708 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:16,000 if I could only locate him. 709 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:24,000 Meanwhile, back in Tromaville, 710 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,500 the Chairman and his evil Corporate Henchmen 711 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,500 were taking advantage of my absence. 712 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 Apocalypse Incorporated moved back into Tromaville 713 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000 and systematically 714 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,500 began spreading its Chemical Pollution 715 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,000 all over the entire town. 716 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,500 ( Throwing Up) 717 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,000 Let's make use 718 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000 of our newly acquired property in Tromaville 719 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,000 to expand our takeover project. 720 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,000 I believe you all have work to do. 721 00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:00,500 In a display of incredibly evil arrogance, 722 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:02,500 the name of our town 723 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:05,000 was changed from Tromaville to Apocalypseville, 724 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,500 And the people were helpless to do anything about it. 725 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:12,000 Without me there to fight evil, 726 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,500 Apocalypse Incorporated 727 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:17,000 was able to take over all walks of life. 728 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000 They took control of Tromaville's industrial life. 729 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:22,000 Much worse, 730 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,500 they took control over Tromaville's cultural life. 731 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,000 The little people of Tromaville were miserable. 732 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,000 How was I to know? 733 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,500 I was 10,000 miles away 734 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,000 in a land where they eat plastic noodles. 735 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000 The Tromavillians tried to protect their town 736 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,500 from the Chemical Assault, 737 00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:42,000 but they were powerless against the Chairman and his goons. 738 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 You can't run away from Chemicals 739 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,000 with though running away from yourselves. 740 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:52,000 I say, let's give back to nature 741 00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:55,500 what came from nature. 742 00:53:55,500 --> 00:54:00,500 Let's put back into the air and the water and the earth 743 00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:03,000 All the chemicals-- 744 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,000 The fluorocarbons, the DDT, the Dioxin 745 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000 that lay there for centuries undisturbed 746 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:15,500 before there was man to come and pluck them out 747 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000 and use them for his own purposes. 748 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,500 The little people of Tromaville bravely tried to stand tall. 749 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000 They could do nothing 750 00:54:24,500 --> 00:54:27,000 against the running dogs of big business. 751 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,500 ( Ruff! ) 752 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,180 Protest Rally! 753 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:33,500 Help us stop the Apocalypse Corporation! 754 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:35,000 There's a big meeting tonight. 755 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,500 The Apocalypse Corporation 756 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:38,500 is building a Chemical Plant in our park. 757 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,000 Help us get ride of the Apocalypse Corporation! 758 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Stop Apocalypse! 759 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,500 Help us get rid of them! 760 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 Please, keep your neighborhood safe. 761 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,500 Stop Apocalypse from building a Chemical Plant. 762 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,500 Fight the Apocalypse Corportation. 763 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,000 Everybody, the Apocalypse Corporation 764 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000 wants to put a Chemical Plant here in your park! 765 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,500 Some gutsy people tried to resist, 766 00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,500 but without me there, 767 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:15,000 All efforts proved hopeless. 768 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,500 This park is condemned, kid. 769 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,000 You can't condemn a park. 770 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Oh, yeah? Just watch us. 771 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 That be your horse over there? 772 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Yeah. No pollution. 773 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Peace. 774 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,500 Well, that's the next to go. 775 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:40,500 What's that smell? 776 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:41,500 Addicts! 777 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 You see what they're smoking? 778 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,500 They're smoking crap. 779 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,500 Right. They're crap addicts. 780 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,500 We won't let this Apocalypse Corporation stop us. 781 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,000 Meet you back here later. 782 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,000 Walk on. Walk on. 783 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000 And those forthright Tromavillians 784 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,000 that Apocalypse Incorporated couldn't control, 785 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,500 they crushed. 786 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,340 Ho. Ho. 787 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:21,250 Ho. 788 00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:33,500 We never had drugs in Tromaville 789 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:36,500 before this Apocalypse Corporation moved in. 790 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:38,000 We're alone in our place now. 791 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,000 They can't get us here. 792 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,000 We did a good job, eh, boss? 793 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,000 Not bad. Could have been a bit more violent. 794 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,000 Can we get a promotion now, boss? 795 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:13,000 Huh? Huh? Huh? 796 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,000 Yeah, maybe. Maybe. 797 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,500 In fact, I'm looking for a couple of executive types 798 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000 like yourselves 799 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:23,000 to help turn the bird sanctuary 800 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,500 into a fluorocarbon plant. 801 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000 Mom, who are these people? 802 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000 Oh, please. This park is our home. 803 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:57,000 Can't you please help the homeless? 804 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000 Can't you please lend us a buck? 805 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:02,000 "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." 806 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000 Shakespeare. 807 00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:06,500 "Fuck you." David Mamet. 808 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,000 Masami and I got our big break 809 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:18,500 when we were directed to the Skiji Fish Market. 810 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:21,500 Well. This is it. 811 00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,000 Your father is here, Melvin. 812 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,000 I know it's hard to believe. 813 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,500 Here? In the Fish Market? 814 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,000 Wow! 815 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000 We were told that my father 816 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,000 worked somewhere in that neighborhood. 817 00:58:40,500 --> 00:58:42,500 The Skiji Fish Market 818 00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,000 was some big-scale operation. 819 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,500 There were more smelly dead fish in there 820 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,500 than there were 821 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,000 in the Tromaville City Council. 822 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,500 The fact that my father worked with fish 823 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:57,000 and probably had to wash his hands 824 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,000 16 times a day 825 00:58:58,500 --> 00:59:02,000 made me even more curious about him. 826 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:04,500 What does he look like? 827 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:07,000 Did you find anything else out about him? 828 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000 Where is he? 829 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,500 Is he big or small? 830 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,000 No one wants to talk much 831 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:15,500 about Mac Junko, 832 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:19,500 only that he is called Big Mac. 833 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,500 Big Mac. 834 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000 My dad Big Mac. 835 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,500 Well, let's find him. 836 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,500 One of the fish cutters 837 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:32,000 told us that Big Mac could be found 838 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,500 on the Skutajima Fishing Bridge 839 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:36,500 right behind the Skiji Fish Market, 840 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,500 where the fish boats dock. 841 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,000 This was where he ran his fish business. 842 00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,000 I was going to be reunited with my father. 843 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,000 I was overcome with Joy. 844 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:49,500 What a beautiful moment for a loving son. 845 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:58,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 846 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000 - Aah! - Aah! 847 01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000 Melvin. Look over there. 848 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:12,500 It's him! It's really him! 849 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,500 My father, finally! 850 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:17,000 My search is over. 851 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:20,000 Oh, he looks like a Big Teddy Bear. 852 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,000 I love him already! 853 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:24,500 Dad! It's me, Melvin! 854 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,220 Daddy! 855 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,500 Melvin! 856 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000 My boy! My son! 857 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:38,500 Come here. 858 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,000 Suddenly, there he was-- my long-lost father. 859 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,000 This was to be the greatest moment of my life. 860 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:51,000 I couldn't wait to hold him in my arms. 861 01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:01,000 As I joyfully embraced my long-lost dad, 862 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:05,500 suddenly my Tromatons went into a horrendous reaction. 863 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:07,000 There was evil present, 864 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,500 and horror of horrors, that evil was my father. 865 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 866 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000 Grrr! Grrr! 867 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,000 Cocaine! 868 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,500 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 869 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,500 Cocaine! 870 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,500 ( Speaking Japanese ) 871 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:48,000 He is smuggling cocaine in fish! 872 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 873 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000 Grr! Grr! 874 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,000 Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr! 875 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000 It was at that very moment 876 01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000 that I learned what it was to plunge 877 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,500 from the heady heights of ecstasy 878 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,000 to the dismal depths of despair. 879 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:09,000 My long-lost dad was a bum. 880 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,500 Let's get that guy 881 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,500 even if he is my dad. 882 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,500 - Aah! - Aah! 883 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,500 We followed my father 884 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,500 around the block to his headquarters 885 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:22,000 at the Fisherman's Shrine. 886 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:25,500 I can't believe it! 887 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:29,000 My own father smuggling drugs! 888 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:34,500 Oh, it's only a small part of my business, 889 01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:41,000 only a bit better than the white-slave trade. 890 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,500 Ha ha ha! 891 01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:44,500 White-slave trade, too? 892 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,500 Smuggling drugs, with slavery-- 893 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,000 Shut up! 894 01:02:48,500 --> 01:02:51,000 ( Bird Tweeting ) 895 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,500 You jerk! You hit Masami! 896 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:00,000 Are you OK? Are you all right? 897 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,500 Don't you want to see my greatest accomplishment? 898 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:08,500 It was bad enough to discover 899 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,500 that my father was a drug smuggler, 900 01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:16,000 but even worse, I found out he smoked cheap, smelly cigers. 901 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,000 This, my boy, is that we are doing 902 01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:20,500 in a lousy fish market-- 903 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:28,000 collecting fish oils to be used in the production of... 904 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:29,000 ( Beeping ) 905 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Antitromaton. 906 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,500 Grr! 907 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000 There is enough anti-tromation in there 908 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,000 to cause a chain reaction 909 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:42,500 that will actually change the nucleir 910 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000 of those toxic particles of yours, 911 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:50,000 breaking down the elements of your body 912 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,000 and turning you into a harmless puddle of... 913 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000 Well... 914 01:03:57,500 --> 01:04:01,000 we don't quite know yet... 915 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000 do we? 916 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:07,500 But first my boys want to play with you. 917 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 918 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,500 Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! Run, Melvin! 919 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:19,000 Don't worry. Don't worry. I can handle this. 920 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,500 All right. guys! 921 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000 Banzai! 922 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,500 ( Speaking Japanese ) 923 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500 Bonsai. 924 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:37,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 925 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,500 Aah! 926 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,000 ( Crash ) 927 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000 Grr! 928 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,000 Grr! Grr! 929 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000 Aah! 930 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,500 Big Mac! 931 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000 Where are you? 932 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,000 Grr! 933 01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000 Whoa! 934 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,500 - Grr! - Ahh! 935 01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:02,000 Grr! 936 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,000 Ahh! 937 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,500 Hehehehe. 938 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,500 - Aha! - Grr! 939 01:06:19,500 --> 01:06:21,000 - Ahh! - Grr! 940 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000 Ahh! 941 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,500 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 942 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 943 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:52,500 ( Music Playing ) 944 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000 Oh, nice. 945 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000 Grr! 946 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Come on. 947 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,500 Ah, yahh! 948 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000 Grr! 949 01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,500 Aaaaaaaaaah! 950 01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,500 Ouch. 951 01:07:37,500 --> 01:07:39,500 - Ahh! - Grr! 952 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,500 Come here. 953 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,500 - Ahh! - Grr! 954 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,500 Grr! 955 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,500 Come on, come on. Let's get out of here. 956 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,500 Oh, No! It's Kabuki-man! 957 01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,500 I'll be right back. 958 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,500 Hey! 959 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,000 En garde! 960 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,500 Heya! 961 01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,500 Aah! 962 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:17,500 Grr! Grr! 963 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,500 Eeyah! 964 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,500 Aah! 965 01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,000 Aah! Aah! Aah! 966 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,500 Aah! Aah! Aah! 967 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,500 ( Bird Tweeting ) 968 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:36,000 ( Speaking Japanese ) 969 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,000 Grr! 970 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,000 Melvin, my boy... 971 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:57,500 I'd like you to meet one of our accidents. 972 01:12:57,500 --> 01:13:00,500 in developing anti-tromaton. 973 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:04,500 He's a handsome fellow, isn't he, Toxie? 974 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:06,000 ( Squeak! Squeak! ) 975 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000 Sashini anyone? 976 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:59,500 Grr! Grr! Grr! 977 01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:02,720 Ha ha! 978 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,000 Don't you know who you're dealing with? 979 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:03,800 You can't win... 980 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,000 Smelvin! 981 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,500 Smelvin? 982 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,500 Don't call me Smelvin! 983 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,000 My name is Melvin! Call me Melvin! 984 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,500 Psychologically, I felt uncomfortable 985 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:21,000 about the possibility of fighting my own father. 986 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:24,000 I felt even more uncomfortable 987 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,000 when my father suddenly began taking his clothes off, 988 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,000 then he started futzing with his hair, 989 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:31,500 and before I could say sigmund freud, 990 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:35,500 my father put on this-- this-- this diaper! 991 01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:38,500 To see my own father in a diaper... 992 01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:42,500 Whoa! What a Toxic head-trip! 993 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:46,000 I am the Big Mac. 994 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,500 I am the Big Cheese. 995 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:58,500 You might say that I am the Big Mac with cheese. 996 01:14:58,500 --> 01:14:59,500 Heh heh heh! 997 01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,000 Grr! Grr! 998 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,050 ( Speaking Japanese ) 999 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:42,000 Okey-dokey. 1000 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,500 Oh, okey-dokey. 1001 01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,000 And now... 1002 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:59,000 it's bedtime, Smelvin. 1003 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,000 - Aah! - Aah! 1004 01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:44,000 Melvin! Melvin! 1005 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,250 Aaah! 1006 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:13,500 Aaah! 1007 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,500 Masami knew little about anti-tromaton 1008 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:35,000 or its deleterious effects on a hideously deformed creature 1009 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:39,500 of superhuman size and strength like myself. 1010 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:44,000 But since my condition resulted from a Sumo Situation, 1011 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,000 she wisely took me to a Sumo Gym, 1012 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000 where I was rehabilitated 1013 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,500 thanks to a program of ancient Sumo Homeopatic Remedies, 1014 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:56,000 Sumo Philosophy, and Sumo Physical Exercise. 1015 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,500 My name is Shochikuyama. 1016 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,000 # ...A wretch like me # 1017 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:08,500 # I once was lost... # 1018 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:11,500 You must first learn Purifying Ritual. 1019 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:20,000 # I was blind, but now... # 1020 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:25,000 First, we stamp out the Evil Spirits. 1021 01:18:30,500 --> 01:18:32,000 ( Fart ) 1022 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:35,500 Then we gargle... 1023 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,000 the Power Water. 1024 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:46,000 ( Slurp ) 1025 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:49,000 ( Pfftt! ) 1026 01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,500 And scatter... 1027 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:55,500 Purifying salt. 1028 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,500 The next step is Nintai-- 1029 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:14,000 Patience and tolerance. 1030 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:21,000 If your opponent is an equal, 1031 01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:26,000 you must be sure to make the first move. 1032 01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:42,500 You have served mankind 1033 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:44,500 by killing Mac Junko. 1034 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:51,500 We offer you the Mawashi and Sagari of our Heya. 1035 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,000 Oh, domo arigato. 1036 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:58,500 I thank you for your kindness and your instruction, 1037 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:00,000 and you saved my life. 1038 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:05,500 But I killed my own father, 1039 01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,000 and I am unworthy. 1040 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:10,500 I will never forget you, 1041 01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,000 but I must leave now. 1042 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,500 Sayonara. 1043 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:24,000 Good-bye, Melvin. 1044 01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,000 I won't forget you. 1045 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,500 Sayonara, Masami. 1046 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:31,000 Kimi no kotowa. 1047 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,500 Isho wa suri nai, Sayonara. 1048 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,500 Ah, let's see. 1049 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,000 Nintai... 1050 01:20:41,500 --> 01:20:44,000 Patience and tolerance. 1051 01:20:44,000 --> 01:20:44,500 Make the first move. 1052 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:48,000 Patience and tolerance. 1053 01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,000 Make the first move. 1054 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:58,000 Back home, the boot-licking bourgeois bullies 1055 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,500 of corporate corruption had their way 1056 01:21:00,500 --> 01:21:04,500 with the little people of Tromaville. 1057 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:08,500 Apocalypse Incorporated had little trouble 1058 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,000 attaining its goal of total ownership 1059 01:21:11,500 --> 01:21:13,000 of everything and everyone. 1060 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,000 Ughh! 1061 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,500 Aah! 1062 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,500 Mama! 1063 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:38,500 Drop that flowerpot! 1064 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:39,940 Heh heh heh! 1065 01:21:58,500 --> 01:22:04,000 You can't take this church, and you can't take our town! 1066 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:07,000 There are no leverage buyouts in a house of God! 1067 01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:17,000 Aw, are you hungry? Would you like some french bread? 1068 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,500 It's fresh-baked-- Hey! Hey! 1069 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,500 Hey! Hey! Cut it out! 1070 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,000 Ow! Ow! Can you help us? 1071 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,000 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1072 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,500 Hey, what are you guys doing? 1073 01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:36,000 What do you think you're doing? 1074 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,500 Aah! 1075 01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:38,000 Hey! 1076 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:38,750 Oh! 1077 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,000 My leg! 1078 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,500 Huh? 1079 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,000 Ha ha ha! 1080 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:54,500 As I went back home, 1081 01:22:54,500 --> 01:22:57,000 I could not get over the fact 1082 01:22:57,500 --> 01:22:59,500 that I had killed my own father! 1083 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:02,000 I felt so guilty, but I felt a lot worse 1084 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:06,500 when I saw what Apocalypse Incorporated 1085 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:10,000 had done to Tromaville in my absence. 1086 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,500 ( Singing in Foreign Language ) 1087 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,500 Oops! I almost forgot. 1088 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,500 I've got to sort the laundry. 1089 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,500 # You're a beast in love # 1090 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,000 # And she's your beauty # 1091 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:49,000 Yay! 1092 01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:52,000 # You'll see your face # 1093 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,500 # A monsterfest # 1094 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,000 ( Sniff Sniff ) 1095 01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:58,500 # Toxic bad girls... # 1096 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,500 Who's that? Melvin? 1097 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:04,000 Melvin, are you back from Japan? 1098 01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:07,000 Melvin? Melvin, is that you? 1099 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:09,500 Melvin. Melvin, is that you? 1100 01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:12,500 Back from Japan? 1101 01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:15,500 Melvin, your muscles feel-- They feel nice, 1102 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:18,000 but they feel a little smaller. 1103 01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,000 Melvin, what happened to you? 1104 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:23,000 Have you been eating that funny fish from Japan? 1105 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,500 That-- That Sushi? 1106 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,000 Melvin, Melvin, why don't you speak to me? 1107 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,000 I missed you so much. 1108 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:32,500 Hey, that's not you, Melvin! 1109 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,000 Have a seat. 1110 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,300 We're the new guard, honey. 1111 01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:43,000 You could say we was moving in on your territory. 1112 01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,500 This is where she lives? What a dump. 1113 01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:47,500 Absolutely fascinating. 1114 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:53,000 This place, it needs a lot of work. 1115 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,500 And we're taking over. 1116 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:58,000 I've been waiting and waiting 1117 01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:02,000 to get a hold of these yellow locks 1118 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,000 and these melon-heavy breasts. 1119 01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:07,000 - Woo! - Woo! 1120 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,500 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 1121 01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:15,000 The bitch broke my nail! 1122 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,000 Let me kill her now, boss. 1123 01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,840 Melvin! 1124 01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:24,500 Melvin. 1125 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:25,500 Melvin. 1126 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,000 Grrr. 1127 01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:31,000 Whoa! I've got a Toxic Explosive for you, baby. 1128 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:32,500 ( Laughter ) 1129 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:35,500 Melvin! 1130 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:39,500 Grrr! 1131 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,000 Grrr! 1132 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,000 Aaah! 1133 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,500 Grrr! 1134 01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:54,500 Bad, bad girl! 1135 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:57,500 Grrr! 1136 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:03,500 Melvin, let's talk about this. 1137 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:05,500 I've been hurt! Let's go! 1138 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,500 Melvin! 1139 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,500 Bitch! 1140 01:26:22,500 --> 01:26:26,500 I'm going to break you in half like a fucking wishbone. 1141 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:29,500 Get off of me, you whore! 1142 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:33,000 You crazy bitch! 1143 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:37,000 You blind bimbo bitch! 1144 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,500 Look, Melvin, I'm helping. 1145 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:46,000 Melvin. 1146 01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,000 Claire. 1147 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,000 Oh, my Melvin. 1148 01:26:50,500 --> 01:26:52,000 Nobody messes with the bad girls. 1149 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,500 Oh, Melvin. 1150 01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:11,000 But now Toxie was back home, and I wasted no time. 1151 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:16,000 I immediately set about cleaning up Tromaville. 1152 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,500 The good citizens rallied to support me. 1153 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:19,500 Grrr! 1154 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,500 Aaah! 1155 01:27:21,500 --> 01:27:22,500 Ah. 1156 01:27:22,500 --> 01:27:23,500 Yeah! 1157 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:27,000 Grrr! 1158 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:28,500 Grrr! 1159 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:29,500 Grrr! 1160 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:31,000 Grrr! 1161 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,000 Grrr! 1162 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,500 When the Chairman saw that I was back 1163 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:44,000 and that his best-laid plans had gone astray, 1164 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,500 he decided that if he couldn't own Tromaville, 1165 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,000 then he was going to destroy Tromaville. 1166 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:54,000 The evil Chairman Summoned 1167 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:56,500 his craziest and most violent henchman-- 1168 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,000 The Dark Rider. 1169 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:02,000 Ah ha ha ha ha ha! 1170 01:28:02,500 --> 01:28:04,500 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1171 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,000 With 300 pounds of Nitroglycerin 1172 01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,500 strapped to his body, 1173 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:10,000 the Dark Rider was ordered 1174 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,000 to crash into the Tromaville City Hall 1175 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:16,000 and blow the entire town to Smithereens. 1176 01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:20,500 If the Dark Rider succeeded in blowing up Tromaville, 1177 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,500 Mom, Claire, and all my friends would be killed. 1178 01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:27,000 Even worse, if Tromaville was destroyed, 1179 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:31,500 there would never be a Toxic Avenger Part III. 1180 01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:33,000 Stop! 1181 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:34,000 Oh! 1182 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:37,500 Hey, what the-- 1183 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,000 Sorry about that, Cabby. I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1184 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:44,500 Ho--ho--holy shit. 1185 01:28:45,000 --> 01:28:46,500 Now, let's get that guy. 1186 01:28:46,500 --> 01:28:48,000 Look out. 1187 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:53,000 Senoir citizens. 1188 01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:56,000 Pardon me, ma'am, sir. I need your cab. 1189 01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,000 Cabby, I'm the Toxic Avenger. 1190 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:58,000 We must save Tromaville. 1191 01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:01,500 Follow that villain on the motorcycle 1192 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:04,500 and put the pedal to the metal. Let's go! 1193 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,000 For this I left the south bronx? 1194 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:41,000 ( Speaking Spanish ) 1195 01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:45,500 I hope I get a good tip out of this. 1196 01:29:51,500 --> 01:29:53,000 Step on it, Cabby. 1197 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,000 He went that way. 1198 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:56,000 Hurry up! 1199 01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:56,500 Step on it! 1200 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,000 Wait! 1201 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:12,000 Ah ah ah! 1202 01:30:30,500 --> 01:30:34,500 Whoa! Step on it, Cabby. Whoa! 1203 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:41,500 Whoa! 1204 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,000 I'll fix it later. 1205 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,000 Aah! 1206 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,500 Herman, you dumb schmuck. 1207 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:59,000 We should have gone to the french restaurant. 1208 01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:02,000 Shut up, Sadie. We're going chinese. It's cheaper. 1209 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:04,500 Some wedding anniversary. 1210 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,500 Aah! 1211 01:31:08,500 --> 01:31:09,500 Whoa! 1212 01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:16,500 OK, kids. Cross at the green. 1213 01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:18,000 Now, kids. Wait. 1214 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:20,000 Hey, what the-- 1215 01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:20,500 No, no, no! Slow down. 1216 01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:23,500 ( Beep! ) 1217 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,500 No! Slow down! 1218 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:32,500 Well, ha ha ha. 1219 01:31:32,500 --> 01:31:35,000 See, Jimmy? Safety first. 1220 01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:36,500 I tell you. 1221 01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:43,000 Aaah! 1222 01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:07,500 Oh. 1223 01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:09,000 Oh, God. 1224 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:18,500 Come on, honey. 1225 01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:31,000 50 year anniversary. 1226 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:34,500 Some celebration-- with this thing. 1227 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:43,500 My mother shouldn't have made a contact with you. 1228 01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:44,500 You're stupid. 1229 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:47,000 Cut the yapping. I'm trying to drive. 1230 01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:53,000 Let's go! Get that guy on the bike! 1231 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,000 Let's go! 1232 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,000 Whoa! 1233 01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,500 Aah! 1234 01:33:13,500 --> 01:33:15,000 Aah! 1235 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:20,500 What the... 1236 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:39,000 Aah! 1237 01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:42,000 My car! What did you do to my car? 1238 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,000 Aah! 1239 01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:44,000 Aah! 1240 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:46,000 Aaah! 1241 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:48,000 It's all right, Amigo. 1242 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:52,000 You just got yourself a convertible. 1243 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,500 Hey, a convertible. Customized, too. 1244 01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:55,500 Here you go. try these. 1245 01:33:55,500 --> 01:33:58,500 Here. 1246 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,000 Get that guy on the bike. Let's go! 1247 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:03,000 All right! 1248 01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:09,000 Aaah! 1249 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:11,000 Aaah! 1250 01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:14,000 Stop him! Aah! 1251 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:16,500 Aaah! 1252 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,000 Aah! 1253 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:28,500 Whee! Ah-ha! 1254 01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:36,000 Aaah! 1255 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:49,500 Ha ha ha. 1256 01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:51,000 # Doo-doo-doo-doo # 1257 01:34:51,500 --> 01:34:53,000 # Di-da-da-da # 1258 01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:55,500 # Do-da-da-da-da-da-da # 1259 01:34:55,500 --> 01:34:58,000 Aiee, ow! Enough of this Tromaville. 1260 01:34:58,000 --> 01:35:01,500 I go back to south bronx, where it's safe. 1261 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,000 Ah, ah, ah, eiee. 1262 01:35:10,500 --> 01:35:14,500 Aaah! 1263 01:35:14,500 --> 01:35:15,500 Look at that free! 1264 01:35:15,500 --> 01:35:17,500 Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. 1265 01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:25,000 Sadie, we'll go to the french restaurant. 1266 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:26,500 Oh, Herman, 1267 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:29,500 such an exciting 50th wedding anniversary. 1268 01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:33,000 Much more so than our honeymoon, huh? 1269 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:34,500 Oh. 1270 01:35:34,500 --> 01:35:39,500 Oy, oy, oy, oy. I love you. 1271 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,000 ( Vroom ) 1272 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:44,000 Grrr. 1273 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:12,500 Grrr. 1274 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,500 Aaah! 1275 01:36:39,000 --> 01:36:43,000 ( Bell Chimes ) 1276 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:46,000 Yay! 1277 01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,500 All right. 1278 01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:08,500 Where am I? What's going on? 1279 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:11,000 You're in Tromaville, 1280 01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,500 and the Toxic Avenger just saved our asses. 1281 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:18,000 So, you're the Toxic Avenger. 1282 01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:19,500 The one and only. 1283 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:22,500 It's hard to believe you were my little Melvin. 1284 01:37:22,500 --> 01:37:26,000 Big Mac! I don't believe it. 1285 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:28,000 Mildred! 1286 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:28,000 It's a miracle! 1287 01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:33,000 I had given up faith that I would ever find you again. 1288 01:37:33,000 --> 01:37:34,000 Dad? 1289 01:37:34,000 --> 01:37:36,500 If you're you, who was that I killed in Japan? 1290 01:37:36,500 --> 01:37:39,000 A big ugly guy? 1291 01:37:39,000 --> 01:37:41,500 He was smuggling cocaine inside of Tuna Fish. 1292 01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:47,000 That's Big Mac Bun, not Junko, former con man. 1293 01:37:47,000 --> 01:37:50,500 I've been mistaken for him more than once. 1294 01:37:50,500 --> 01:37:53,000 He's ruined my credit rating with visa and mastercard. 1295 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:56,000 I'm glad to know of his demise. 1296 01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:59,500 Well, Dad, glad to see you. 1297 01:38:03,000 --> 01:38:05,500 And who is this lovely young lady? 1298 01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:09,000 Oh, this is my girl, Claire. 1299 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:09,500 Daddy! 1300 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:13,500 Oh, Big Mac. 1301 01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:17,000 I never want you to wander again--ever. 1302 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:19,000 And I will stay here with you, my love. 1303 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:22,000 Ahh. 1304 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:28,000 So Mom and Claire and my real Dad 1305 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:30,000 along with all the Tromavillians 1306 01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:34,500 were once again free to enjoy life to the fullest, 1307 01:38:34,500 --> 01:38:36,000 and the wicked Chairman-- 1308 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:41,000 He fled Tromaville as fast as his evil legs would carry him. 1309 01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:44,500 Hey, want a ride? Big business sucks, you wad. 1310 01:38:44,500 --> 01:38:49,000 Now I could really feel good about myself. 1311 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:52,000 My broken id was finally repaired 1312 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,000 because I knew that whenever or wherever 1313 01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:57,000 the good citizens of Tromaville needed help, 1314 01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:00,000 they could always count on me. 1315 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,500 So just remember, folks, 1316 01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:03,000 when the bad guys come to your town, 1317 01:39:03,000 --> 01:39:06,500 and you're not quite sure what to do, 1318 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:09,000 call me, the Toxic Avenger! 1319 01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,500 Captioned by Grantman Brown 1320 01:39:13,305 --> 01:39:19,796 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com