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Did that bad monster try to fight
with Muddy's little baby? My darling.

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You sure are nice and sweet,
but you need perfume on your breath.

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- Good morning, Olive.
- Good morning.

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Good grief. Women should leave
beasts like that at home.

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But my little Lillikins is different.
She's her Muddy's little playmate.

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Olive, here's her special drinking water.

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She never wants to drink, Mrs. Van Adams.

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You never can tell. Some day, she may.
If she cries for me, tell her that...

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...Muddy's making herself beautiful
just to play with little Lillikins.

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Mrs. Carter and I are being done together.
Is she here?

12
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Yes. You're going to have a manicure,
shampoo, facial and everything.

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- Look at Sydney's miniatures.
- Sure sign of a petty mind.

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They've been waiting half an hour.
You could see the art exhibit later.

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All right. Art exhibit, my foot.

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Would you remove your hat?
Sit here, Mrs. Spencer.

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How fascinating.

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- Put your face in there and be quiet.
- Let me see!

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I hate to tell you dear, but your skin
makes the Rockies look like chiffon velvet.

20
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Only half a minute more, Mrs. Miller,
and you can talk again.

21
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I beg your pardon.
I'm looking for Grandma.

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- Grandma isn't in there.
- She isn't in here.

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This mud has worms in it!
I know it has worms in it! I can feel them.

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They're more scared of you
than you are of them.

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What's a little worm?
At Harvard and Yale, they eat them.

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- Relax. Rest and close your eyes.
- All right.

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But I still say I'm going to pull a gun
on him, just like I did on Judge McClure.

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I'm coming. My dears!

29
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That solid mountain of flesh
is going to marry a jockey.

30
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- Won't her husband turn over in his grave?
- What's she got in common with a jockey?

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Horse feathers.

32
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Yes, miss?

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She's all right, Miss Spencer.
She's my press agent.

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Has anybody seen my grandmother?
She's Southern. Thank you.

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The South is in that direction.

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- Grandma!
- Hello, darling.

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- Where have you been?
- Four miles.

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- May I go to the fights tonight?
- Not without me.

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Is Miss Atkinson here?

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You don't look a day over 35.

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That old gasoline truck.
She's 60 if she's a minute.

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- Who is she?
- Gillingswater.

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One more permanent
and she won't have a hair left.

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- She's got a lot on her arms.
- She does shed, doesn't she?

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It's the newest color, Jungle Red.

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- What?
- It's the newest color, Jungle Red.

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One of the girls recognized his name
from Cholly Knickerbocker's column...

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...and it was Haines.

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- What did you say the name was?
- Haines.

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How do you know?

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Two weeks ago I passed by
where Crystal lives.

52
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The landlady said she'd moved
to be with her gentleman friend.

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- "What gentleman friend," I said...
- Shut it off. I can't hear a thing!

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Hazel! Hurry, get the pins out.
I want to get out!

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- Boo! I'm an elevator man!
- Don't frighten Mother, dear.

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Run along, darlings.

57
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The lambs! Are you sure they are dressed
warm enough? Hello?

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Edith? Take a good grip on yourself.
You're going to die.

59
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Stephen Haines is stepping out on Mary.

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- What?
- All aboard for the main lobby.

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Yes. Run along now, children.

62
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But, Sylvia darling, who told you?

63
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A manicurist? Go on.

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This manicurist,
she's perfectly divine, she said to me:

65
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"I know something about
rich Mrs. Haines."

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But, Sylvia, suppose Mary should
hear about it? Wouldn't it be terrible?

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Wouldn't it be ghastly?

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But, darling,
we've got to face her at lunch today.

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Won't it be too tragic?

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Eating her food
and knowing all about her husband!

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Darling, I'll burst until I get the details,
but I've got to see that filthy doctor.

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Yes, you know, my regular checkup.
Goodbye, darling.

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Operator, will you give me
Great Neck 8125, please.

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Will you tone her down? This is a toll call.

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Hello, this is Mrs. Potter speaking.

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Will you tell Mrs. Haines
not to wait lunch for me?

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No, tell her I have to see my doctor,
but I'll make it just as soon as I can.

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Mrs. Haines is out riding now
with Little Mary, but I'll let her know.

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Mother, will you tell Daddy I beat you.
Will you tell him?

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- If I tell him, he'll think I'm conceited.
- He'll be awfully disappointed in me.

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- But you're so solid with him anyway.
- You think so! All right, I'll tell him.

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And to prove it beyond doubt,
I'll photograph the finish!

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Swell!

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Lickety-split now!
It's got to look like the real McCoy.

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All right, Mother. Here I come.

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The winner!

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- I'll have to borrow your horse next time.
- I could beat you with any horse.

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Let me take you now, Mother.

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Wait a minute. Look at that one.

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How's that?

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Look out there.
You're shooting us on the bias.

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I meant to. That's artistic.

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That won't impress Daddy.
He's heard that one before.

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- How is this for artistic?
- That's swell.

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Hold it. Still.

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My goodness! What a racket.

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If this was an angel cake,
it would fall like a board.

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Any great ideas about
dessert tonight, Ingrid?

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- Baked apples.
- What? No charlotte russe?

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- You never eat it, and he shouldn't.
- Why?

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Because he sits in an office all day,
and most every night too, lately.

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That's why he should be pampered.
It's our last dinner at home.

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We'll be up in Canada for two weeks,
living like pioneers.

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I'll be cooking, so you know what he'll get.

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I know. Indigestion.

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You can't fool me. You cook for him
like a French chef all the time you're away.

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I was looking for my cookbook
this morning, and I found it in your trunk.

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- I'll bring it back.
- I hope.

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What kind of food
do you want for him tonight?

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- Pancakes Barbara.
- Ridiculous. 20 pounds right off.

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- Come on.
- All right, if you say so.

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But that adonis figure of his won't last
forever without help from the kitchen.

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- Mother, I'm helping you to pack.
- Thanks, darling.

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Sheba, get off Daddy's coat.

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You don't want to take this old thing
along with Daddy, do you?

116
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- What old thing, dear?
- This.

117
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Old thing? What do you mean, old thing?

118
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- Daddy never wears that coat.
- Yes, he does.

119
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Whenever we go away on trips together,
hunting and fishing.

120
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- Where did you get those?
- I found them in here.

121
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- We took those on our honeymoon.
- You did? Where was your honeymoon?

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Up in Canada,
where we're going tomorrow.

123
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You know, that's the spot
where I caught that famous fish.

124
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Goodness gracious! It isn't such a big fish,
though, is it, Mother?

125
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The big fish aren't always
the most important, you know.

126
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When I first married Daddy,
I couldn't fish worth a cent.

127
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He started to teach me.

128
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The first thing I learned was how
to cast a fly. And then I caught that fish!

129
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And Daddy said
he'd have to have it stuffed...

130
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...in case I never catch another.

131
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- But you do catch others?
- Millions of them.

132
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It's only nip and tuck now who makes
the biggest catch, Daddy or me.

133
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- Does it make Daddy jealous?
- Furious. We have terrific battles.

134
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Now you're just fooling.

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- Where's Daddy in this one?
- He's probably taking the picture.

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- I see his shadow, there in the snow.
- That's right.

137
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I remember that morning.

138
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It snowed during the night and we had to
dig our way out of the cabin.

139
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We were snowbound for two whole days.

140
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- Like in a movie?
- Yes, darling.

141
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Were your lives in danger?

142
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Hardly. But it was very romantic, anyway.

143
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I think that kind
of lovey-dovey stuff is silly.

144
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You do?
What do you know about it, anyway?

145
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Mother?

146
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What do you and Daddy talk about
when I'm not around?

147
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- I don't know. Everything.
- You do an awful lot of laughing.

148
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- Do we?
- I hear you sometimes.

149
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- You shouldn't be listening.
- What do you laugh at?

150
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Little jokes. Lots of things.

151
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- Do you love Daddy better than me?
- What?

152
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Whatever gave you such an idea?

153
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Ingrid says you love him
better than anyone.

154
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That's a different kind of love.
You'll find out when you grow up.

155
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Will I?

156
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When I do,
I hope that I won't think it's silly.

157
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The lunch guests have started to arrive.

158
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Let me pick out your dress.

159
00:13:17,321 --> 00:13:19,881
- They'll be fancy, why not be plain?
- Let's hurry.

160
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- How do you do, Mrs. Potter?
- Hello, Jane.

161
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- How are you feeling today?
- Too awful.

162
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I wouldn't wish my woes
on my worst friend.

163
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Will you tell Mrs. Fowler
that I'd like to talk to her for a moment?

164
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Yes, Mrs. Potter.

165
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- How's the little mother?
- Jane, never mind about that.

166
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Hello, dear.

167
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The spider's in the parlor. Let's join her.

168
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I said, "Do you expect me to stay home
and darn your socks?

169
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- "Why do we keep servants?"
- You don't keep them long.

170
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Great guns, what are you made up for?
"The Seeing Eye"?

171
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You better save your cracks
for your next book.

172
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- Edith, you must have dashed.
- I broke every speed record.

173
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- Weren't you going to Africa to shoot?
- As soon as my book's out.

174
00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:06,633
I'd rather face a tiger than the things
the critics said about your last book.

175
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- Isn't this divine of Mary and the little girl?
- Let's see.

176
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:12,403
What does it say?

177
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Leave it to Mary to see
she's photographed from her best angle.

178
00:14:15,746 --> 00:14:16,735
Is that so?

179
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:18,975
What will you write next? Animal stories?

180
00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:21,677
I wouldn't have to go to Africa for that.

181
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:24,585
I wish I could make a little money writing,
the way you do.

182
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,953
If you wrote the way I do,
that's what you'd make.

183
00:14:27,057 --> 00:14:30,026
- You're not a very popular author, are you?
- Not with you.

184
00:14:30,094 --> 00:14:32,619
Best angle, my foot.
It doesn't half do her justice.

185
00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:34,095
You'll have some sherry?

186
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,860
I'll take it. Peggy never seems
to connect very well.

187
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,265
- I'm sorry.
- Let me see.

188
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:42,135
She's in love, bless her. After the child's
been married as long as you...

189
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:45,107
...she may be able to concentrate
on matters like cocktails.

190
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:48,269
- Another lecture on the modern woman.
- At the drop of a hat.

191
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:52,304
I consider myself a perfectly good wife.
I've sacrificed a lot for Howard Fowler.

192
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Smoked oysters.

193
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:56,144
Don't mention smoked oysters.
They turn me green.

194
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,585
You are a bore.

195
00:14:57,654 --> 00:15:00,020
Lay off my reputation, girls,
while I unswallow.

196
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:01,079
Please.

197
00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:06,952
- Isn't Little Mary a dream?
- I wish I could afford to have a baby.

198
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:09,931
You never will
if your bridge game doesn't improve.

199
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,525
I'm devoted to Edith Potter,
but she gets me down.

200
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:14,901
I don't blame her husband
for being bored with her.

201
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:18,772
- What makes you think Mr. Potter is...
- My dear, he's one of those flirty types.

202
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,640
Loves to kiss all the girls.
I told him off one time.

203
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,148
I said, "Look, one more smack,
and I'll go straight to Edith!"

204
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,706
- Did you?
- Of course not.

205
00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:29,582
I'd die before I'd hurt Edith.

206
00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:32,554
- Nuts.
- Thanks, dear.

207
00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:37,293
Heaven be praised, I'm on to my husband.
I wouldn't trust him on Alcatraz.

208
00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:40,956
You oughtn't to talk about him like that.
I think it's disloyal.

209
00:15:41,031 --> 00:15:44,262
Do we know how the men talk
about us when we're not around?

210
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,461
- I've heard rumors.
- Exactly.

211
00:15:47,671 --> 00:15:49,161
While we're on the subject...

212
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:53,005
...have you wondered if the master
of this <i>maison</i> might not be straying?

213
00:15:53,076 --> 00:15:54,338
I haven't.

214
00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:57,705
Mary Haines may be living
in a fool's paradise.

215
00:15:57,781 --> 00:16:00,807
You're so resourceful.
I ought to go to you for plots.

216
00:16:00,884 --> 00:16:02,374
You ought to go to someone.

217
00:16:02,452 --> 00:16:06,912
- All over, dear?
- False alarm. Have you finished with me?

218
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,685
Long ago. We're on our hostess.

219
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,752
I think Mary's being very wise,
snatching Stephen Haines off to Canada.

220
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:16,061
You just can't bear Mary's happiness,
can you? It gets you down.

221
00:16:16,133 --> 00:16:20,467
- How ridiculous. Why should it?
- She's contented to be what she is.

222
00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:22,300
- Which is what?
- A woman.

223
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,636
- And what are we?
- Females.

224
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:27,006
Really? And what are you, pet?

225
00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:30,806
What nature abhors.
An old maid. A frozen asset.

226
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:35,215
- Come on. Let's see what's keeping Mary.
- Run along, children.

227
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:40,286
I thought I'd never get you alone.
I can't wait to get the lowdown.

228
00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:44,123
You're going to swoon when I tell you.
You know I go to Sydney's for my hair.

229
00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:46,662
You should go, pet.
I despise whoever does yours.

230
00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,960
I know it looks awful.
Never mind. Hurry up.

231
00:16:49,032 --> 00:16:52,160
This manicurist, Olga, is a riot.
Isn't that divine? Jungle Red.

232
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:53,669
Simply divine. Go on.

233
00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:55,932
I was looking at <i>Vogue</i>,
the one with Mary in it.

234
00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:58,338
The one with the wig
that flatters her so much?

235
00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,468
That started this girl on Mary,
and the whole story rolled out.

236
00:17:01,545 --> 00:17:04,776
- Is it someone we know?
- No. That's what's so awful about it.

237
00:17:05,015 --> 00:17:08,451
- She sells perfume at Black's Fifth Avenue.
- Black's?

238
00:17:10,621 --> 00:17:14,182
It wouldn't be so bad if he'd picked
someone of his class. But a beezle!

239
00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:16,385
How did he meet a girl like that?

240
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:19,293
How do men ever meet girls like that?
They live for that.

241
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:21,558
Somebody should shut that manicurist up.

242
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:23,827
A piece of scandal like that? Not a chance.

243
00:17:23,901 --> 00:17:26,768
She never stops talking.
You know how those creatures are.

244
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,362
Never let up.
A lot they care whose lives they ruin.

245
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:32,374
10 cents! It's fine to be homespun
in the country, but really.

246
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,569
- Isn't it a dirty trick?
- Isn't it foul?

247
00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:37,375
Cheap Chinese embroidery.
I'll bet Peggy gave her these.

248
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,780
It wouldn't be so bad if only we knew.
We could keep our mouths shut.

249
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,684
I know plenty I'd never breathe
about my friends' husbands.

250
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:45,244
So do I.

251
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:49,991
- You know I adore Mary.
- I worship her.

252
00:17:50,994 --> 00:17:52,325
We're not only cousins.
She's my best friend.

253
00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:55,058
We were raised together.
I forgot to tell you...

254
00:17:55,132 --> 00:17:57,293
- Break it up, girls.
- Darling!

255
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,962
- Hello!
- You're so slim, I could kill you.

256
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:03,770
You don't have to.
The diet I'm on is pure poison.

257
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,502
How can you exercise all day,
and look so contented?

258
00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:08,544
It's a trick I learned from the cows.

259
00:18:08,612 --> 00:18:11,479
- Sorry to be late, girls.
- We haven't had a dull moment.

260
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,607
Sylvia, feeling better?

261
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:14,874
Meaning what?

262
00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:17,785
You and Edith look so relaxed.
It must have been choice.

263
00:18:17,854 --> 00:18:18,843
It was.

264
00:18:18,922 --> 00:18:23,723
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. How's Stevie?

265
00:18:23,794 --> 00:18:26,228
Not so well lately.

266
00:18:26,463 --> 00:18:28,863
- What's the trouble?
- Jumpy nerves, I guess.

267
00:18:28,932 --> 00:18:31,298
Phelps has had nervous indigestion
for years.

268
00:18:31,368 --> 00:18:34,496
You should hear him rumble.
Like a truck on cobblestones.

269
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,835
- Lunch is served.
- Thanks, Jane.

270
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,842
- There's nothing worrying Steve, is there?
- I don't think so.

271
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,811
He's been working too late
the last few weeks, that's all.

272
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:46,980
Are you sure it's work, darling,
and not a beautiful blonde?

273
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,219
Come on, Sylvia. Let's feed. I'm famished.

274
00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:53,518
- Stephen's a very attractive man.
- Isn't he?

275
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:57,151
I can't imagine why he hasn't deserted me
for some glamour girl long ago.

276
00:18:57,227 --> 00:18:58,785
Don't be too sure of Methuselah.

277
00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:02,127
I tell Howard, "If you manage to make
a fool of me, I'll deserve it."

278
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,896
- You certainly will.
- Mr. Haines is on the phone.

279
00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:08,764
He probably can't get home to dinner.

280
00:19:08,972 --> 00:19:11,907
"Please don't talk about me
when I'm gone"

281
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,138
Hello, dear.

282
00:19:21,151 --> 00:19:24,848
Stephen! What a bore!

283
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:30,355
Yes, I'm nearly packed, but...

284
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:35,061
...I can unpack again.

285
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,097
I know.

286
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:40,993
I know, darling.

287
00:19:41,338 --> 00:19:45,934
And don't you be too disappointed, either.
It'll be just as nice later on.

288
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:48,273
Maybe you can make
an early train out tonight.

289
00:19:48,345 --> 00:19:50,870
I'll meet you at the station and...

290
00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:56,083
I see.

291
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:00,352
I'm sorry, darling.

292
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,361
It's just that Ingrid was going
to outdo herself for you tonight.

293
00:20:09,466 --> 00:20:12,458
All right, sweet. Call me a little later.

294
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:14,960
Goodbye, dear.

295
00:20:26,783 --> 00:20:29,343
You look as low as a swamp, dear.
What's up?

296
00:20:29,419 --> 00:20:33,549
It's really too disgusting. Stephen can't
get away to go to Canada tomorrow.

297
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:34,681
He can't?

298
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:37,556
If the trip's off,
I'll move into town in the morning.

299
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,925
I would if I were you, Mary.

300
00:20:40,564 --> 00:20:43,965
Watercress. I'd just as soon
eat my way across a front lawn.

301
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,526
Sylvia, what did you mean when you said
"Mary was in a fool's paradise"?

302
00:20:47,604 --> 00:20:50,698
She was trying to make a wisecrack
about marriage.

303
00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:54,437
She said, "A woman's paradise
is always a fool's paradise."

304
00:20:54,511 --> 00:20:58,572
That's not bad, is it, Nancy?
Sylvia, whatever I'm living in, I like it.

305
00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:02,311
- No, thank you.
- Go ahead, dear. No starch. It's gluten.

306
00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:05,047
Did you ever know such a housewife?

307
00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:08,888
- Mary, how do you like that?
- Too adorable.

308
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:12,588
You have no idea how it stays on.
I get it at Sydney's. You should go.

309
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,759
A wonderful new manicurist. Olga.
She's marvelous.

310
00:21:15,932 --> 00:21:20,266
- Isn't that divine? Jungle Red.
- Looks as if you've torn someone's throat.

311
00:21:20,337 --> 00:21:22,862
I'll be darned
if I'll let you ride me anymore.

312
00:21:22,939 --> 00:21:24,770
Nancy is only trying to be clever.

313
00:21:24,841 --> 00:21:27,309
She picks on everything about me.
Even my nails.

314
00:21:27,377 --> 00:21:31,871
I like them. I really do. Sydney's,
Olga, Jungle Red. I'll remember.

315
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:39,180
I woke up this morning and decided,
for no reason, to have myself overhauled.

316
00:21:40,056 --> 00:21:43,514
But why, darling?
Stephen adores you just as you are.

317
00:21:45,662 --> 00:21:48,324
Why do you think I'm getting
overhauled for Stephen?

318
00:21:48,398 --> 00:21:51,663
- You are, aren't you?
- Of course.

319
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,730
I called for an appointment.
I'm Mrs. Fowler's friend.

320
00:21:54,804 --> 00:21:57,466
- Anyone in particular?
- Who does Mrs. Fowler's nails?

321
00:21:57,541 --> 00:21:59,133
Olga. I'll see if she's free.

322
00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:01,370
My Johnny doesn't like
Sylvia's Jungle Red.

323
00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:05,039
He said he'd like to do her nails right down
to the wrist with a buzz saw.

324
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,607
He's intolerant.
Sylvia is all right, underneath.

325
00:22:09,085 --> 00:22:12,054
Summer Rain.
This is the most divine new perfume.

326
00:22:12,489 --> 00:22:15,720
Yes, I have some.
Stephen gave me a bottle for my birthday.

327
00:22:15,926 --> 00:22:19,054
- I think Stephen's awfully sweet.
- Sweet?

328
00:22:19,496 --> 00:22:24,195
He gave you those gorgeous clips,
then he bothered to get you perfume, too.

329
00:22:24,267 --> 00:22:27,327
- Olga's ready, madam.
- Thank you. See you at the Ritz at 1:00.

330
00:22:27,404 --> 00:22:29,599
Take this with you.
It will keep you company.

331
00:22:29,673 --> 00:22:31,504
- Right up here, madam.
- 'Bye.

332
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,737
Good morning, madam. Are you the one?

333
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:39,407
I love to get a new client.
It puts a girl on her mettle.

334
00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:43,849
Don't you just love to read?
How do they think up those plots?

335
00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:48,550
Don't soak it yet. I suppose anybody's life
would be a plot if it had an exciting finish.

336
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:51,150
- Who sent you in here?
- Mrs. Fowler.

337
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,820
Isn't she a lamb?
She sent me three clients this week.

338
00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:55,920
Know Mrs. Parrish?

339
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,765
She told me that Mr. Parrish came home
one night with lipstick on his collar.

340
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:01,565
He always explained everything before.

341
00:23:01,638 --> 00:23:04,402
But that was something
he wasn't going to try to explain.

342
00:23:04,474 --> 00:23:06,442
Soak it, please. Know Mrs. Potter?

343
00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:09,307
I did her at her apartment.
It looks like a reform school.

344
00:23:09,379 --> 00:23:12,473
Her seven daughters are total gangsters.
Know Mrs. Stephen Haines?

345
00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:13,538
Why, yes. I...

346
00:23:13,617 --> 00:23:17,314
I guess Mrs. Fowler told you about that.
She feels awful sorry for her.

347
00:23:17,754 --> 00:23:19,085
I don't.

348
00:23:19,155 --> 00:23:22,716
- You would if you knew this girl.
- What girl?

349
00:23:22,826 --> 00:23:24,453
Crystal Allen.

350
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,496
Yes. You know,
the girl who hooked Mr. Haines.

351
00:23:27,564 --> 00:23:29,464
Don't you like the file?

352
00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:34,128
This Crystal Allen is a friend of mine.
She's a terrible mantrap. Soak it, please.

353
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:38,163
She's behind the perfume counter
at Black's. So was I, before I got fired.

354
00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:40,573
Left. That's how she met him.

355
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:42,943
Met Stephen Haines?

356
00:23:43,179 --> 00:23:46,239
It was a couple of months ago.
Us girls wasn't busy.

357
00:23:46,316 --> 00:23:48,113
It was an awful rainy day.

358
00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:51,976
This gentleman walks up to the counter.
Crystal nabs him.

359
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:53,818
"I want some perfume," he says.

360
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,324
"May I ask what type of woman for?"
Crystal says.

361
00:23:56,393 --> 00:24:00,329
That didn't mean a thing. She was going
to sell him Summer Rain, our feature.

362
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,195
Crystal goes on conning him,
and batting her eyes.

363
00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:07,435
She's got those eyes that
run up and down a man like a searchlight.

364
00:24:07,504 --> 00:24:11,235
She puts perfume in her palm and in
the crook of her arm for him to smell.

365
00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:14,106
He got to smelling around,
and I guess he liked it.

366
00:24:14,177 --> 00:24:17,544
Since then, they've been inseparable,
practically every evening.

367
00:24:17,614 --> 00:24:21,311
Did I hurt? Jungle Red, I suppose?
One coat, or two?

368
00:24:23,653 --> 00:24:24,642
Never mind.

369
00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:30,320
But I thought that's what you came in for?
All of Mrs. Fowler's friends...

370
00:24:30,393 --> 00:24:33,453
I think I got
what all Mrs. Fowler's friends come for.

371
00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:37,398
Thanks. Goodbye.
I'll tell her you were in, Mrs...

372
00:24:38,168 --> 00:24:39,396
Mrs. Stephen Haines.

373
00:24:45,675 --> 00:24:48,974
Mrs. Haines, I'm sorry.
Is there something I can do?

374
00:24:49,713 --> 00:24:52,648
- Just stop telling that story.
- Sure, I will.

375
00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:58,512
- Please don't tell anyone you told it to me.
- I won't. I promise.

376
00:24:58,922 --> 00:25:03,416
That would be kind of humiliating for you.
I mean, Crystal's a terrible girl.

377
00:25:03,493 --> 00:25:06,724
She's terribly clever and terribly pretty,
Mrs. Haines.

378
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:10,527
If I was you, I wouldn't waste time
trying to get Mr. Haines away from her.

379
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,330
I mean, now you know, Mrs. Haines.

380
00:25:20,677 --> 00:25:25,580
- Mrs. Haines, your mother is here.
- Thank you, Jane. Tell her I'll be right out.

381
00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:27,115
Yes, ma'am.

382
00:25:32,088 --> 00:25:33,612
- Hello, dear!
- Hello, Mother.

383
00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:36,955
What lovely <i>rubrum</i>!

384
00:25:37,026 --> 00:25:39,460
- What will you wear this evening?
- My old black.

385
00:25:39,529 --> 00:25:40,962
Yes, ma'am.

386
00:25:41,898 --> 00:25:44,992
- No, I think I'll wear my new pink.
- Very well.

387
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,100
What's on your mind? You sounded
so excited on the telephone just now.

388
00:25:52,475 --> 00:25:57,879
I think I was, my dear. Jungle Red.
I've been to Sydney's this afternoon, too.

389
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:04,442
- Did you have Olga?
- No, but Olga knew who I was.

390
00:26:04,554 --> 00:26:09,355
She asked to meet me. She's very upset
about the story she blurted out to you.

391
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:13,195
- She didn't say it wasn't true, did she?
- No.

392
00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:22,798
I knew this sort of thing happened
to other people, but I...

393
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,534
I never dreamed it could happen to us.

394
00:26:25,775 --> 00:26:29,370
We've been so happy together.
So really happy.

395
00:26:29,579 --> 00:26:30,807
I know.

396
00:26:32,482 --> 00:26:33,881
There, there, baby.

397
00:26:40,089 --> 00:26:41,716
Have you got one?

398
00:26:48,465 --> 00:26:49,955
I'll be all right now.

399
00:26:50,033 --> 00:26:52,661
You haven't said anything
to Stephen yet, have you?

400
00:26:52,735 --> 00:26:55,829
- No. I haven't even seen him since...
- Then say nothing.

401
00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:57,805
Don't forget that's my handkerchief.

402
00:26:57,874 --> 00:27:01,037
- Shall I give this a touch with the iron?
- Yes. Thank you, Jane.

403
00:27:01,110 --> 00:27:03,101
Look, Mother. Rather sweet, isn't it?

404
00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:06,148
Charming. And very wise of you
to wear pink.

405
00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:12,487
You didn't really mean
that I should say nothing?

406
00:27:12,555 --> 00:27:14,887
- Of course I do.
- But, Mother...

407
00:27:14,958 --> 00:27:16,823
I felt the same way 20 years ago.

408
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,828
Not Father!

409
00:27:22,966 --> 00:27:27,198
In many ways, your father was
an exceptional man, but that wasn't one.

410
00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:31,097
- And you said nothing?
- Nothing. I had a wise mother, too.

411
00:27:31,174 --> 00:27:34,803
Listen, my dear. This story isn't new.
It comes to most wives.

412
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,341
But Stephen...

413
00:27:36,412 --> 00:27:39,677
Stephen is a man.
He's been married 10 years.

414
00:27:39,916 --> 00:27:41,645
You mean he's tired of me?

415
00:27:41,718 --> 00:27:45,620
Stephen's tired of himself,
tired of feeling the same things in himself.

416
00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:48,088
Time comes when a man
has to feel something new.

417
00:27:48,157 --> 00:27:51,593
And he's got to feel young again,
just because he's growing old.

418
00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:53,925
- Mother, Stephen isn't old.
- Of course not.

419
00:27:53,997 --> 00:27:55,965
But we women are much more sensible.

420
00:27:56,032 --> 00:27:59,900
When we tire of ourselves,
we change our hair, or hire a new cook...

421
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,960
...or decorate the house.

422
00:28:02,105 --> 00:28:06,303
I suppose a man could do over his office,
but he never thinks of anything so simple.

423
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,707
No, dear. A man has only one escape
from his old self.

424
00:28:09,779 --> 00:28:12,839
To see a different self
in the mirror of some woman's eyes.

425
00:28:14,183 --> 00:28:17,641
The girl probably means no more to him
than that new dress means to you.

426
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,278
But, Mother...

427
00:28:19,455 --> 00:28:23,915
He doesn't love the girl. If he did,
you'd have felt it yourself long ago.

428
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:31,396
Yes, I always thought I would.
I love him so much.

429
00:28:31,568 --> 00:28:35,766
And he loves you, baby.
So take my advice. Keep still.

430
00:28:35,838 --> 00:28:38,807
Keep still when you're fairly aching to talk.

431
00:28:38,942 --> 00:28:43,436
It's about the only sacrifice spoiled women
like us ever have to make to keep our men.

432
00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:46,880
- What if I don't want him on those terms?
- But, Mary...

433
00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:50,283
Mother, it's all right for you
to talk of another generation...

434
00:28:50,353 --> 00:28:53,845
...when women were chattels,
and they did as men told them to.

435
00:28:53,923 --> 00:28:57,415
But this is today.
Stephen and I are equals.

436
00:28:58,027 --> 00:29:03,124
We took each other of our own free will,
for life, because we loved each other.

437
00:29:03,866 --> 00:29:08,166
We've always given each other our best.
I won't qualify that relationship now.

438
00:29:08,237 --> 00:29:10,262
It's wrong. Shockingly wrong!

439
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:13,639
And women that stand for such things
are beneath contempt.

440
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:15,541
I'll never be one of them! Never!

441
00:29:15,612 --> 00:29:18,547
- But, Mary...
- It's all over. It's finished. I'm through.

442
00:29:18,748 --> 00:29:21,615
No, it isn't. It will never be finished
while you love him.

443
00:29:21,951 --> 00:29:24,818
I'll get over that. Women do.
They have to.

444
00:29:27,056 --> 00:29:28,819
What are you doing this evening?

445
00:29:30,893 --> 00:29:33,157
We're dining at home
and going to the theater.

446
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:37,461
I've asked Beth and Dave.
I'll go through with it.

447
00:29:38,434 --> 00:29:41,631
I'll have it out with him after.
I'll tell him that I can't go on.

448
00:29:41,704 --> 00:29:46,232
You're not to say a word to Stephen
until you've thought this out very calmly.

449
00:29:46,309 --> 00:29:49,039
I'm going this minute to get our tickets.

450
00:29:49,112 --> 00:29:51,342
You're taking me to Bermuda.
My throat's bad.

451
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:54,542
I didn't want to worry you,
but my doctor says...

452
00:29:54,617 --> 00:29:56,380
How sweet of you.

453
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,383
But what can there be between us now?

454
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:05,159
The thing that made us
belong to each other is gone.

455
00:30:05,695 --> 00:30:10,530
There's something more for you to think of
besides each other. There's your daughter.

456
00:30:14,671 --> 00:30:18,300
When Mary's old enough to realize,
she'll know I'm right.

457
00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:23,535
Have it your own way, but don't forget,
it's being together at the end that matters.

458
00:30:24,881 --> 00:30:29,079
One more piece of motherly advice.
Don't confide in your girlfriends.

459
00:30:30,053 --> 00:30:31,953
I think they all know.

460
00:30:32,021 --> 00:30:34,251
- Do they think you know?
- I don't know.

461
00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:35,620
Leave it that way.

462
00:30:35,692 --> 00:30:38,718
If you let them, they'll see that,
in the name of friendship...

463
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,922
...you lose your husband and your home.

464
00:30:40,997 --> 00:30:44,558
I'm an old woman, my dear.
I know my sex. Goodbye.

465
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:51,205
Goodbye, darling,
and thanks for coming up.

466
00:30:52,341 --> 00:30:54,832
It's nice to have you need Mother again.

467
00:30:54,911 --> 00:30:57,379
You'd better think it over, dear,
about Bermuda.

468
00:30:57,447 --> 00:31:01,747
Your home, Little Mary's home
is worth putting up a stiff battle for.

469
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,882
There's nothing like a good dose
of being alone...

470
00:31:04,954 --> 00:31:07,115
...to make a man appreciate his wife.

471
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:09,852
I think I better take my handkerchief.

472
00:31:22,939 --> 00:31:24,634
Hello, Stephen.

473
00:31:28,111 --> 00:31:29,203
Yes.

474
00:31:32,915 --> 00:31:34,542
You can't?

475
00:31:38,621 --> 00:31:40,020
I see.

476
00:31:42,158 --> 00:31:44,092
No, I'm not angry.

477
00:31:45,128 --> 00:31:49,087
Beth and Dave will be disappointed
not to see you, that's all.

478
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,261
No, I won't wait up.

479
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,567
I think I'll take Mother to Bermuda
for a few weeks.

480
00:32:01,811 --> 00:32:05,508
She was just here
and she doesn't seem to be feeling well.

481
00:32:07,450 --> 00:32:10,078
On the first boat, if you don't mind.

482
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:23,457
Don't break your appointment, dear,
if it's going to upset your business.

483
00:32:24,267 --> 00:32:28,033
But if you find that you can go tonight,
just call me back.

484
00:32:30,206 --> 00:32:34,370
You needn't dress, and it doesn't matter
if you're late for dinner.

485
00:32:35,812 --> 00:32:37,177
Goodbye.

486
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:59,834
- Here we are. Creeping up on her.
- Do you think we ought to do this?

487
00:32:59,902 --> 00:33:01,096
Shut up.

488
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,205
- That's little Crystal.
- None other.

489
00:33:08,845 --> 00:33:10,676
May I serve you, madam?

490
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:13,237
- No, thank you.
- We're just looking.

491
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:17,944
From the neck up, I'd say no.
How about Baby?

492
00:33:18,054 --> 00:33:19,385
Of course.

493
00:33:21,858 --> 00:33:23,325
It couldn't be anyone else.

494
00:33:23,392 --> 00:33:25,292
Pat, here's your customer's change.

495
00:33:25,361 --> 00:33:26,885
- Pat.
- May I wait on you?

496
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,796
I still don't know why he overlooked her.

497
00:33:30,099 --> 00:33:31,828
I do. Pipe.

498
00:33:41,544 --> 00:33:44,138
Never mind. This has got to go out now.
Wrap it up.

499
00:33:44,213 --> 00:33:47,307
- Were you asking for me, Miss Allen?
- I've been looking for you.

500
00:33:47,383 --> 00:33:49,146
I want you to cook dinner.

501
00:33:49,218 --> 00:33:52,710
- I got a date tonight, Miss Crystal.
- You can break it. Come on.

502
00:33:52,788 --> 00:33:55,450
I'm noted for the bad way I cook.

503
00:33:55,524 --> 00:33:59,187
If you throw a lamb chop in a hot oven,
what will keep it from getting done?

504
00:33:59,262 --> 00:34:01,890
What happened to that hot date
you had for tonight?

505
00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:05,764
It's hotter than ever, dear.
I'm having him dine at my place.

506
00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:08,702
It's about time he found out
I was a home girl.

507
00:34:08,771 --> 00:34:12,639
Home girl? Get her. Why don't you
borrow the quintuplets for an evening?

508
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,733
Because I'm all the baby he wants.

509
00:34:14,810 --> 00:34:17,176
- How much will you pay me?
- $2.

510
00:34:17,413 --> 00:34:19,711
- Can't you make it $3?
- I said $2.

511
00:34:19,782 --> 00:34:23,479
All right. Will I find anything
in your icebox?

512
00:34:23,552 --> 00:34:25,315
Cobwebs and a bottle of gin.

513
00:34:25,388 --> 00:34:27,982
Here's some dough.
Get anything, and make it fast.

514
00:34:28,057 --> 00:34:30,958
Perfume Department. It's for you, Crystal.

515
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:34,121
It's too late to take any orders.
Tell them I've left the floor.

516
00:34:34,196 --> 00:34:38,656
- All right. I'll tell the gentleman.
- Gentleman? Why didn't you say so?

517
00:34:42,672 --> 00:34:44,663
Hello, Stephen.

518
00:34:46,609 --> 00:34:47,769
What?

519
00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:53,109
Don't worry, my sweet.

520
00:34:53,950 --> 00:34:57,078
Of course I don't mind
your breaking our engagement.

521
00:34:57,153 --> 00:35:01,453
That is, I mind, of course,
but it's such good discipline...

522
00:35:01,524 --> 00:35:03,617
...for my selfishness about you.

523
00:35:03,693 --> 00:35:06,719
- Holy mackerel! What a line!
- Shut up, will you?

524
00:35:08,764 --> 00:35:11,961
I was going to surprise you tonight...

525
00:35:12,034 --> 00:35:15,265
...and cook dinner myself
in my little apartment.

526
00:35:17,106 --> 00:35:19,199
Why, of course I can cook.

527
00:35:19,275 --> 00:35:22,802
She thinks because Lulu's dark,
he won't be able to see her.

528
00:35:22,878 --> 00:35:25,813
You don't know half my accomplishments.

529
00:35:25,881 --> 00:35:29,009
- I'll say, he doesn't.
- Will you get out of here?

530
00:35:30,219 --> 00:35:32,585
That's all right, Stephen.

531
00:35:32,655 --> 00:35:36,386
I'll save you a piece of the cake
with a candle on it.

532
00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:42,989
I didn't tell you before...

533
00:35:43,065 --> 00:35:46,762
...because I was afraid
you might do something extravagant.

534
00:35:48,704 --> 00:35:52,834
It is dear of you to want to be with me
on my birthday...

535
00:35:52,908 --> 00:35:54,876
...but I won't be lonely.

536
00:35:55,644 --> 00:35:57,771
Honestly, I won't.

537
00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:02,645
And if this weather lets up,
my neuralgia will be better.

538
00:36:02,718 --> 00:36:04,583
Then maybe I can...

539
00:36:05,221 --> 00:36:08,315
No, it's nothing. It's just nerves.

540
00:36:11,827 --> 00:36:15,092
I had a rather gloomy letter
from home today.

541
00:36:15,331 --> 00:36:17,322
My little sister, she's not very well.

542
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,561
What's wrong with her?
She got a hangover?

543
00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:24,595
But she'll be all right.
Yes, I'm holding the thought.

544
00:36:27,777 --> 00:36:29,506
No, Stephen.

545
00:36:29,912 --> 00:36:33,814
I couldn't think of you
disarranging your evening.

546
00:36:33,883 --> 00:36:36,147
I'll have another birthday next year.

547
00:36:36,218 --> 00:36:40,655
- You'll have another one next week.
- So help me, I'm going to slug you.

548
00:36:43,893 --> 00:36:46,919
If you could drop by
for just a few moments...

549
00:36:46,996 --> 00:36:49,829
...and have a glass of sherry to my health.

550
00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:55,463
I do need you so.

551
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,201
Yes, dear.

552
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,167
I'll meet you on our corner in five minutes.

553
00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:06,145
Goodbye.

554
00:37:07,516 --> 00:37:11,850
Say, can you beat him?
He almost stood me up for his wife.

555
00:37:12,254 --> 00:37:16,418
- Two late shoppers waiting for you.
- You can have them. I've got to hustle.

556
00:37:16,492 --> 00:37:19,757
But they asked for you by name.
Miss Crystal Allen.

557
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,260
- Why me?
- Maybe they're slumming.

558
00:37:26,235 --> 00:37:28,294
Might I be of assistance?

559
00:37:30,106 --> 00:37:33,371
Yes. I'm thinking of changing my perfume.

560
00:37:34,577 --> 00:37:36,772
Something more subtle,
or something in the woodsy order?

561
00:37:36,846 --> 00:37:38,711
This, for instance.

562
00:37:39,582 --> 00:37:43,780
- Is that what you use?
- That's much too expensive for me.

563
00:37:45,621 --> 00:37:50,615
Nonsense, my dear. A pretty girl like you,
with all the rich men that float in here.

564
00:37:50,693 --> 00:37:54,390
I'm afraid, when they come to this counter,
they are thinking of other women.

565
00:37:55,064 --> 00:37:58,056
I shouldn't think you'd let that disturb you.

566
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,730
Here's this new one, Summer Rain.

567
00:38:02,805 --> 00:38:05,205
That's the kind Mary Haines
is so keen about.

568
00:38:05,374 --> 00:38:07,137
Yes, that's it.

569
00:38:07,543 --> 00:38:11,502
A friend of ours, Mrs. Stephen Haines,
simply dotes on this.

570
00:38:11,780 --> 00:38:12,769
Really?

571
00:38:12,848 --> 00:38:15,749
Her husband picked it out for her.
Perhaps you sold it to him.

572
00:38:15,818 --> 00:38:17,979
Stephen Haines, the engineer?

573
00:38:18,721 --> 00:38:22,555
I'm afraid I don't remember.
We have so many men come in here.

574
00:38:23,392 --> 00:38:26,259
Awfully good looking.
Tall, fair, distinguished.

575
00:38:26,328 --> 00:38:27,920
You wouldn't overlook him.

576
00:38:28,397 --> 00:38:32,060
I'm sorry, but when one's mind
is on one's own business...

577
00:38:33,302 --> 00:38:37,796
Of course. And as you say,
you have so many men...

578
00:38:41,177 --> 00:38:46,114
I wouldn't think that one suggested
your personality at all. It's called Oomph.

579
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:52,315
- How amusing.
- What's that?

580
00:38:52,988 --> 00:38:53,977
Closing time.

581
00:38:54,723 --> 00:38:56,816
The bum's rush in melody, dear.

582
00:38:58,928 --> 00:39:01,624
- Good night, Pat.
- Good night, Crystal.

583
00:39:02,598 --> 00:39:05,999
- I'm afraid we're keeping you.
- That's quite all right.

584
00:39:06,502 --> 00:39:10,962
I'll take this. Charge it and send.
Here's my name and address.

585
00:39:12,007 --> 00:39:15,875
25 cents. You are getting off
economically, aren't you?

586
00:39:16,378 --> 00:39:17,640
Aren't I?

587
00:39:19,515 --> 00:39:21,540
It'll be out tomorrow, Mrs. Prowler.

588
00:39:23,452 --> 00:39:26,683
- Fowler!
- I'm so sorry, Mrs. Fowler.

589
00:39:27,256 --> 00:39:30,919
The impertinent upstart.
I won't let her get away with that.

590
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:34,656
You weren't exactly any Pollyanna yourself.
No wonder she caught on.

591
00:39:34,730 --> 00:39:37,528
"Prowler." She's laughing at us.
I can see from here.

592
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,125
- I believe she is.
- She called me that deliberately.

593
00:39:40,202 --> 00:39:42,693
I'll have her fired.
I'll go to management right now.

594
00:39:42,771 --> 00:39:44,671
I'll go with you.

595
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:04,458
You never told me you could do that.

596
00:40:04,526 --> 00:40:07,757
I can do a lot of things
you don't know about.

597
00:40:08,764 --> 00:40:10,595
Bermuda's finest railway.

598
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:13,430
- Did you like to ride on that thing?
- We had to like it.

599
00:40:13,502 --> 00:40:17,598
There wasn't a single automobile
in Bermuda. Those were our taxis.

600
00:40:17,673 --> 00:40:20,164
Now you'll see your grandmother
ride a bicycle.

601
00:40:20,242 --> 00:40:23,211
- Grandma, you can't ride a bicycle.
- Can't I? Here I come.

602
00:40:23,279 --> 00:40:25,372
Grandma, you're a riot!

603
00:40:26,582 --> 00:40:28,641
Riot? I was a catastrophe.

604
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:32,244
- How did you ever get out of it?
- Your mother brushed me up in a dustpan.

605
00:40:33,322 --> 00:40:36,189
- What have you got on there?
- Watch and see.

606
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:39,558
- He's giving you a run for your money.
- There!

607
00:40:40,129 --> 00:40:43,257
- That fish is dead as a doornail, Mother.
- What?

608
00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:45,831
- He wouldn't fool anybody.
- No harm in trying.

609
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:48,369
Watch. This is where the camera
goes overboard.

610
00:40:48,437 --> 00:40:50,701
Did you drop our precious camera
in the water?

611
00:40:50,773 --> 00:40:55,005
Your precious grandma dropped in after it
straight to the bottom of the ocean.

612
00:40:55,611 --> 00:40:59,342
Not quite to the bottom.
I know I saw whales on my way up.

613
00:41:00,649 --> 00:41:05,279
- Weren't you having a good time that day?
- I was getting homesick for you.

614
00:41:06,021 --> 00:41:08,581
Until your grandmother broke it up.

615
00:41:09,124 --> 00:41:13,652
You're pretty in that picture, Mother,
with the book in front of your face.

616
00:41:15,030 --> 00:41:16,395
The show is over.

617
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,960
- Homesick for me or for Daddy?
- For Sheba.

618
00:41:21,837 --> 00:41:25,671
If Sheba would have been along,
you would have stayed the full four weeks?

619
00:41:25,741 --> 00:41:27,800
- Of course.
- Your music teacher is here.

620
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:31,505
Thanks. Don't put the machine away yet.
I want to run them for Daddy.

621
00:41:31,580 --> 00:41:33,241
I ran them for him last night.

622
00:41:33,315 --> 00:41:37,183
I bet he wished he was there
when he saw you catch that fish.

623
00:41:37,753 --> 00:41:41,814
- Yes, I bet he did.
- We missed you so while you were gone.

624
00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:45,382
- Daddy and I.
- Did you?

625
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:48,396
Yes. He finally had to take me to the zoo
to cheer me up.

626
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:52,560
- A fine compliment to me.
- I didn't mean it that way, Mother.

627
00:41:52,801 --> 00:41:56,965
You're better than all the lions,
tigers and elephants in the whole world.

628
00:41:57,039 --> 00:42:00,702
- Bless you.
- I saw Mrs. Potter at the zoo that day.

629
00:42:00,776 --> 00:42:03,540
Who was she visiting with? The snakes?

630
00:42:03,612 --> 00:42:05,477
Actually she was.

631
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:10,078
Mrs. Potter said she and Auntie Sylvia
would call you up that evening in Bermuda.

632
00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:13,849
- You didn't tell me they called you up.
- Didn't I?

633
00:42:14,356 --> 00:42:16,586
They hadn't said anything worth reporting.

634
00:42:16,658 --> 00:42:20,788
- <i>Mademoiselle</i> is waiting, Mary.
- Bother. Goodbye, Grandma.

635
00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:24,463
I'll give you a lesson some day
with the camera.

636
00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,131
Mary, is that why
we hurried home ahead of time?

637
00:42:28,704 --> 00:42:29,830
Why, we hurried?

638
00:42:29,905 --> 00:42:33,363
Was it something those women said
to you when they called you up?

639
00:42:33,442 --> 00:42:38,402
Of course not. You're so suspicious.
I'm happy we came home when we did.

640
00:42:40,082 --> 00:42:43,574
Stephen has spent every evening with me
since I got back.

641
00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:46,712
- Are you really happy, dear?
- Divinely.

642
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,323
Look me in the eye.

643
00:42:51,927 --> 00:42:55,385
- Now say it again.
- I'm divinely happy.

644
00:42:58,300 --> 00:43:01,736
Mrs. Potter called. She said
she'd see you at the fashion show.

645
00:43:01,804 --> 00:43:04,102
Will you put those things away?

646
00:43:04,173 --> 00:43:06,607
Come along this afternoon
and watch me splurge.

647
00:43:06,675 --> 00:43:09,473
And listen to Edith Potter?
I'd sooner have the itch.

648
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:11,945
I'm afraid you don't
humor my friends enough.

649
00:43:12,014 --> 00:43:15,040
It's humoring some of them
not to cut their throats.

650
00:43:15,117 --> 00:43:19,144
Now that you're home again, promise me
that you'll stay in your own ivory tower...

651
00:43:19,221 --> 00:43:22,054
...and be very noncommittal
about yourself and Stephen.

652
00:43:22,124 --> 00:43:24,854
- They won't get a thing out of me.
- Good.

653
00:43:24,927 --> 00:43:26,690
Any more advice to the lovelorn?

654
00:43:26,762 --> 00:43:30,027
You mustn't kid Mother, dear.
I was married before you were born.

655
00:43:38,106 --> 00:43:40,370
Mary, have one of these. They're delicious.

656
00:43:40,442 --> 00:43:42,933
Edith, don't tempt me.
I lost pounds in Bermuda.

657
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:46,343
You are thin, darling.
I hope it's not from worry.

658
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,679
No. The tropics are swell for the figure.

659
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,844
- What did you wear there?
- Slacks, mostly. I got very sloppy.

660
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,252
One always does, traveling alone.

661
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,081
You ought to load up on clothes
for Stephen, dear.

662
00:43:57,159 --> 00:44:00,128
- Is he taking you out much?
- Yes, lots.

663
00:44:00,329 --> 00:44:03,423
- Come on, girls. Let's sit down.
- She can't take it.

664
00:44:04,266 --> 00:44:07,167
<i>Bonjour</i>, <i>Mesdames</i>, <i>Mesdemoiselles.</i>

665
00:44:07,569 --> 00:44:09,833
It gives me pleasure to be your cicerone...

666
00:44:09,905 --> 00:44:12,840
...on our adventurous little voyage
into Fashionland.

667
00:44:12,908 --> 00:44:16,173
But today, ladies, as an innovation,
you'll see the models...

668
00:44:16,245 --> 00:44:18,839
...go through the rhythmic movement
of everyday life.

669
00:44:18,914 --> 00:44:21,474
You'll be able to study the flow
of the new line...

670
00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:25,987
...as it responds to the ever-changing flow
of the female form divine.

671
00:44:26,522 --> 00:44:29,423
<i>Et maintenant</i>,
a little peep into the coming season.

672
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,358
And a glimpse of the future, too.

673
00:44:32,761 --> 00:44:34,695
<i>Lumiere. Musique</i>.

674
00:50:20,141 --> 00:50:22,200
Princess Mara, show here, please.

675
00:50:24,646 --> 00:50:26,443
- Hello, Mary.
- Hello.

676
00:50:26,882 --> 00:50:29,544
You should have it, Mary.
You're just what it needs.

677
00:50:29,618 --> 00:50:32,985
It was Mrs. Potter who asked
for the dress, Princess.

678
00:50:33,255 --> 00:50:36,156
- I'm sorry.
- You'd sell a woman anything.

679
00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:39,421
Come here. Why don't you wear it right?
The cape goes up here.

680
00:50:39,494 --> 00:50:41,894
Stop mauling me.
What do you know about clothes?

681
00:50:41,963 --> 00:50:44,955
I'm not a model,
but nobody disputes how I wear clothes.

682
00:50:45,033 --> 00:50:46,591
You better apologize.

683
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:49,102
It's professional jealousy.
They're good friends.

684
00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:52,537
Yes. She adores the Fowler family.
Particularly my husband.

685
00:50:52,641 --> 00:50:54,836
Are you accusing me
of flirting with Howard?

686
00:50:54,910 --> 00:50:58,607
No, but of trying to. I'd like to see
Howard bat an eye at another woman.

687
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,114
I've seen him, and she's not bad either.

688
00:51:01,182 --> 00:51:03,548
- You little...
- Come on, Sylvia.

689
00:51:03,618 --> 00:51:05,586
Did you get her innuendo?

690
00:51:05,654 --> 00:51:08,782
I've always hated that creature.
The way she exploits her title.

691
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:11,155
The one thing I'm sure of
is Howard Fowler.

692
00:51:11,226 --> 00:51:13,956
- How do you do, Mrs. Fowler?
- Hello, my dear. Hey, you.

693
00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,758
I don't like that.

694
00:51:16,264 --> 00:51:18,698
Howard wants me to go on a world cruise.

695
00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:21,395
- Isn't that adorable?
- It's divine!

696
00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:24,734
- Don't tell me, but how much is it?
- $225.

697
00:51:24,806 --> 00:51:26,637
- It is a nightgown, isn't it?
- Yes.

698
00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:30,241
- I'd be glad to wear it for an evening gown.
- Isn't she naive?

699
00:51:30,312 --> 00:51:32,007
Mary, you have to have it.

700
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,106
If Stephen doesn't notice the nightgown,
he'll notice the bill.

701
00:51:35,183 --> 00:51:37,651
- Okay. I'll take it.
- I'll take that.

702
00:51:39,354 --> 00:51:44,121
I could use a few more gowns.
Imports with hand embroidery.

703
00:51:45,460 --> 00:51:47,928
- I'll get it back for you.
- Please don't bother.

704
00:51:47,996 --> 00:51:51,762
- Mary, how humiliating.
- I could die for you.

705
00:51:51,933 --> 00:51:55,027
What's the matter? I don't want it.
It's too expensive anyway.

706
00:51:55,103 --> 00:51:57,264
- You don't know who she is?
- No. Who?

707
00:51:57,339 --> 00:51:59,170
That's Crystal Allen.

708
00:52:05,213 --> 00:52:06,976
Yes, it's very nice.

709
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,049
I'll take that, too.

710
00:52:10,285 --> 00:52:11,479
Pretty, isn't she?

711
00:52:11,553 --> 00:52:15,512
But did you hear the brazen thing?
At $225, she could use a few more.

712
00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:20,084
- You won't stand by and let that...
- Sorry, girls. It's time for my fitting.

713
00:52:31,373 --> 00:52:35,139
I've been saving a good room for you,
Mrs. Haines. Right this way.

714
00:52:35,210 --> 00:52:38,077
I'll have your fitting sent down directly.

715
00:52:44,052 --> 00:52:46,486
- Right in here, please.
- Thank you.

716
00:52:52,093 --> 00:52:56,621
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.

717
00:52:57,799 --> 00:53:02,293
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.

718
00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:08,409
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.

719
00:53:08,610 --> 00:53:10,544
- Will you open a charge?
- Yes, please.

720
00:53:10,612 --> 00:53:14,139
- May I have the name?
- Crystal Allen, the Hotel Viceroy.

721
00:53:14,315 --> 00:53:17,682
May I have your other charges?
Saks? Bergdorf? Cartier?

722
00:53:17,752 --> 00:53:21,188
- I'll be opening those in a few days.
- Then, may I have your bank?

723
00:53:21,256 --> 00:53:23,588
I've no checking account either,
at the moment.

724
00:53:23,658 --> 00:53:26,218
I'm sorry, but we must have
one business reference.

725
00:53:26,294 --> 00:53:31,288
Certainly. Mr. Stephen Haines.
He's a very old friend of my family.

726
00:53:31,866 --> 00:53:35,393
That will do.
Mrs. Haines is a very good client of ours.

727
00:53:38,273 --> 00:53:41,765
- By the way, I've never met Mrs. Haines.
- She's a dear.

728
00:53:41,943 --> 00:53:46,937
Yes, I'm sure, so I'd rather you didn't say
that I gave her husband as a reference.

729
00:53:47,582 --> 00:53:49,914
- Do you mind?
- Of course not, Miss Allen.

730
00:53:49,984 --> 00:53:53,010
- Thank you.
- We understand.

731
00:53:53,154 --> 00:53:56,180
- What do you mean, you understand?
- I mean...

732
00:53:56,257 --> 00:53:58,384
- Never mind.
- I hope you don't think I...

733
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,018
No, it's quite all right.

734
00:54:01,463 --> 00:54:05,263
It's so dreadful living in a strange city
all alone.

735
00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:09,497
You have to be so careful not to do
anything people might misconstrue.

736
00:54:09,571 --> 00:54:11,562
I don't know Mrs. Haines yet...

737
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:15,268
...and I'd hate to get off on the wrong foot
before I met her socially.

738
00:54:15,343 --> 00:54:18,403
Naturally. Women are funny
about little things like that.

739
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,313
Wait. You know that blue jersey...
Unzip me, will you?

740
00:54:21,382 --> 00:54:24,283
That blue jersey you had
all drippy with embroidery?

741
00:54:24,352 --> 00:54:25,444
The blue negligee?

742
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,385
- Will you bring that in?
- Certainly.

743
00:54:28,690 --> 00:54:32,717
- That really suits you, Mrs. Haines.
- Yes. It is nice, isn't it?

744
00:54:33,061 --> 00:54:35,928
- Is there something wrong?
- No. It's really charming.

745
00:54:35,997 --> 00:54:38,363
- May I come in?
- I'll get your hat, Mrs. Haines.

746
00:54:38,433 --> 00:54:39,798
Sit down, Sylvia.

747
00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:44,437
- Why don't you confide in me?
- Will you please stay out of my affairs?

748
00:54:44,506 --> 00:54:49,136
I won't. If you think I'll let you hide
your head in the sand, you're mistaken.

749
00:54:49,210 --> 00:54:52,179
You're the only one in New York
that doesn't know all about it.

750
00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:56,240
Howard says that Stephen
hasn't been seen in the club for weeks.

751
00:54:57,785 --> 00:54:59,616
Go away.

752
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:03,783
Show that model to Miss Allen, there.
Your hat, Mrs. Haines.

753
00:55:06,895 --> 00:55:10,991
- Is that Crystal Allen across the hall?
- Yes, she's a new customer.

754
00:55:11,065 --> 00:55:12,157
Do you know her?

755
00:55:12,233 --> 00:55:15,532
- Has she a lot of money?
- She knows where to get a lot.

756
00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:18,265
She's buying everything she sees,
regardless.

757
00:55:18,339 --> 00:55:21,240
- Mrs. Haines, are you ill?
- No, just tired.

758
00:55:21,309 --> 00:55:22,970
You've been standing too long.

759
00:55:23,044 --> 00:55:25,512
- Go get her a glass of sherry.
- Surely.

760
00:55:26,181 --> 00:55:30,515
You'd feel so much better
if you talked this out with someone.

761
00:55:30,652 --> 00:55:33,485
Stephen's a worm,
spending money on a girl like that.

762
00:55:33,555 --> 00:55:34,886
Shut up.

763
00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:38,820
Do you like being made ridiculous
before all your friends? Don't be a fool.

764
00:55:38,893 --> 00:55:42,158
- Go in there.
- Go in there? I'm going home.

765
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:48,029
Now's your chance to go there
and put an end to this.

766
00:55:48,102 --> 00:55:50,070
Go in and say a few quiet words.

767
00:55:50,138 --> 00:55:53,369
Tell her you'll make Stephen's life
a tornado until he gives her up.

768
00:55:53,441 --> 00:55:56,069
Look where she was six months ago
and where she's now.

769
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:59,841
Will you please let me do what I want to
with my own life?

770
00:56:02,717 --> 00:56:05,914
She may be a perfectly marvelous influence
for your husband...

771
00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,785
...but she won't do your child any good.

772
00:56:10,391 --> 00:56:11,619
What do you mean?

773
00:56:11,693 --> 00:56:14,685
Far be it from me to tell you things
you don't care to hear.

774
00:56:14,762 --> 00:56:18,823
I've known this all along. Edith wanted me
to tell you when you were in Bermuda.

775
00:56:18,900 --> 00:56:20,561
But did I utter?

776
00:56:20,635 --> 00:56:23,160
What's this got to do with my child?

777
00:56:23,404 --> 00:56:25,770
It was while you were away.
Edith saw them.

778
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,707
Stephen, that creature and Little Mary
lunching in the park.

779
00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:30,801
She said they were having a happy time.

780
00:56:30,878 --> 00:56:34,905
That beezle had her arm around Little Mary
and was kissing her between every bite.

781
00:56:34,983 --> 00:56:38,419
When I heard that,
I was positively heartsick, dear.

782
00:56:39,487 --> 00:56:42,456
But as you say, it's your affair, not mine.

783
00:56:42,890 --> 00:56:46,986
No doubt that girl will make
a fine step-mama for your daughter.

784
00:57:03,645 --> 00:57:04,942
Come in.

785
00:57:08,182 --> 00:57:10,912
- I beg your pardon.
- I am Mrs. Stephen Haines.

786
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,720
- Sorry, but I don't think I know you.
- I believe it's my husband you know.

787
00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:23,195
- Stephen's told you.
- No, he's never mentioned you.

788
00:57:23,264 --> 00:57:26,131
- Here's the blue negligee you ordered.
- Stay out of here!

789
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:28,760
But I've known about you for some time.

790
00:57:28,836 --> 00:57:32,397
That'll be news to Stephen.
Personally, I'm glad you know.

791
00:57:32,473 --> 00:57:35,840
I've kept still because I knew it wouldn't
take him long to get fed up.

792
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:38,743
Don't lay any bets on that. I'm not you.

793
00:57:38,813 --> 00:57:41,509
You've been seeing my daughter.
That's why I came in.

794
00:57:41,582 --> 00:57:44,517
- I won't have you around my daughter.
- Don't get hysterical.

795
00:57:44,585 --> 00:57:47,748
What do I care about her?
I'm sick of hearing about her.

796
00:57:47,822 --> 00:57:49,915
You won't have to hear
about her anymore...

797
00:57:49,991 --> 00:57:53,984
...because you and my husband
aren't going on seeing each other.

798
00:57:54,195 --> 00:57:56,993
That's rather up to Stephen,
don't you think?

799
00:57:57,465 --> 00:58:00,696
Completely,
so you better start making other plans.

800
00:58:02,970 --> 00:58:05,404
I'm taking my marching orders
from Stephen.

801
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,707
He seems to be satisfied
with this arrangement.

802
00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:12,974
Don't force any issues unless you want
to cause plenty of trouble.

803
00:58:14,582 --> 00:58:17,608
You've made it impossible for me
to do anything else.

804
00:58:17,685 --> 00:58:20,279
- You're very confident, aren't you?
- Yes.

805
00:58:20,355 --> 00:58:23,381
Because I know Stephen couldn't love
a girl like you.

806
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:26,086
If he couldn't, he's an awfully good actor.

807
00:58:26,828 --> 00:58:29,422
What have you got to kick about?

808
00:58:29,497 --> 00:58:33,263
You've got everything that matters.
The name, the position, the money.

809
00:58:34,369 --> 00:58:38,237
My husband's love happens to mean
more to me than those things.

810
00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:40,970
Can the sob stuff, Mrs. Haines.

811
00:58:41,042 --> 00:58:44,341
You noble wives and mothers
bore the brains out of me.

812
00:58:44,846 --> 00:58:48,873
- I'll bet you bore your husbands, too.
- You're a hard one, aren't you?

813
00:58:48,950 --> 00:58:51,714
I can be soft on the right occasion.

814
00:58:52,787 --> 00:58:54,982
What did you expect me to do?

815
00:58:55,056 --> 00:58:57,991
Burst into tears,
and beg you to forgive me?

816
00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:01,155
Isn't that what you really came in here for?

817
00:59:01,696 --> 00:59:04,824
Not after seeing you.
You're more typical than I dared hope.

818
00:59:05,066 --> 00:59:08,627
Honey, that goes double. Get this.

819
00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:13,032
I'd break up your snug little roost if I could,
but I don't stand a chance.

820
00:59:13,107 --> 00:59:16,133
Don't think it's because your husband
isn't crazy about me.

821
00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:21,204
It's because he lets old-fashioned
sentiment put the Indian sign on him.

822
00:59:21,482 --> 00:59:24,645
I'm glad you understand the strength
of sentiment, Miss Allen...

823
00:59:24,719 --> 00:59:28,086
...because its beauty is something
you'll never know.

824
00:59:31,492 --> 00:59:34,222
This happens to be my room, Mrs. Haines.

825
00:59:34,796 --> 00:59:38,926
It's yours, yes, for the time being,
like everything else you've got.

826
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,128
May I suggest, if you're dressing
to please Stephen, not that one.

827
00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:44,433
He doesn't like such obvious effects.

828
00:59:44,505 --> 00:59:49,442
Thanks for the tip. But when anything
I wear doesn't please him, I take it off.

829
00:59:57,151 --> 01:00:00,052
That's what she calls
meeting Mrs. Haines socially.

830
01:00:00,121 --> 01:00:04,080
- I feel sorry for Mrs. Haines. She's so nice.
- She should've kept her mouth shut.

831
01:00:04,158 --> 01:00:07,025
- Now she's in the soup.
- Allen's smart.

832
01:00:07,094 --> 01:00:09,961
She's fixed it so anything Mr. Haines says
will sound wrong.

833
01:00:10,031 --> 01:00:13,262
- She'll get him, sure.
- Look at that chassis. She's got him now.

834
01:00:13,334 --> 01:00:16,201
You can't trust any man.
That's all they want.

835
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:18,500
What else have we got to give?

836
01:00:19,841 --> 01:00:23,538
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.

837
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:27,810
Ready? Up, over, up, down.

838
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,577
Up, stretch, up, together.

839
01:00:40,495 --> 01:00:43,692
My sympathies are with Mrs. Haines.
They always are with the woman.

840
01:00:43,764 --> 01:00:46,927
She's been stupid about it.
She walked in and faced the creature.

841
01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,594
I begged her not to,
"Mary, where's your dignity?"

842
01:00:49,670 --> 01:00:52,002
- My scars!
- Very good for adhesions. Up!

843
01:00:52,139 --> 01:00:54,164
No more "up." This has got me down.

844
01:00:54,242 --> 01:00:57,006
Rest a moment and relax your diaphragm,
if you can.

845
01:00:57,078 --> 01:01:00,912
If only she'd decide to get a divorce.
It's hard on her friends not knowing.

846
01:01:00,982 --> 01:01:03,883
- You can't ask them anywhere.
- On your side.

847
01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:05,479
Ready? Up, down.

848
01:01:05,553 --> 01:01:08,181
For her daughter's sake,
she has to hang on. I would.

849
01:01:08,256 --> 01:01:09,280
Watch your knees!

850
01:01:09,357 --> 01:01:12,952
She should not have told him.
When a man's into that, he needs time.

851
01:01:13,027 --> 01:01:14,051
Thigh in!

852
01:01:14,128 --> 01:01:16,289
- She never listens to us.
- How doesn't she?

853
01:01:16,364 --> 01:01:20,323
Whatever she wants to do is okay by me.
I've got to be loyal to Mrs. Haines.

854
01:01:20,401 --> 01:01:23,234
I'm simply exhausted.

855
01:01:23,905 --> 01:01:27,136
Suppose you try something simpler,
like crawling up the wall.

856
01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:29,267
What I go through to keep my figure.

857
01:01:29,343 --> 01:01:31,937
Do I see red when some
fat, lazy, dinner partner says:

858
01:01:32,013 --> 01:01:34,948
"What do you do with yourself
all day, Mrs. Fowler?"

859
01:01:36,017 --> 01:01:40,215
Arms flat. Crawl slowly up the wall.

860
01:01:40,755 --> 01:01:43,189
They way you say that
makes me feel like vermin.

861
01:01:43,257 --> 01:01:46,249
That shouldn't take much effort.
I mean crawling up the wall.

862
01:01:46,327 --> 01:01:49,091
- Hello, Sylvia.
- You're late again, after all I've done.

863
01:01:50,798 --> 01:01:54,598
Please! Let's begin with posture.

864
01:01:55,236 --> 01:01:59,730
- A lady always enters a room erect.
- Lots of my friends exit horizontally.

865
01:02:00,274 --> 01:02:02,572
Knees apart, sit on the wall.

866
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,945
Relax. Roll slowly up the wall...

867
01:02:06,013 --> 01:02:08,880
...pressing each vertebrae
as hard as you can.

868
01:02:08,950 --> 01:02:10,781
Shoulders back. Heads back.

869
01:02:10,885 --> 01:02:13,376
Mrs. Fowler, lift yourself behind the ears.

870
01:02:13,454 --> 01:02:15,752
Now, chin up, elbows bent.

871
01:02:15,823 --> 01:02:16,949
Up on your toes.

872
01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:19,549
Arms out,
shove with the small of your back.

873
01:02:19,627 --> 01:02:23,461
- John's furious that you're paying.
- He ought to be darn glad he's not.

874
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,499
You're still giving him your income?

875
01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:28,228
He's so proud,
he resents taking that tiny amount.

876
01:02:28,302 --> 01:02:31,430
- He resents it because there isn't more.
- Tuck under, please.

877
01:02:31,505 --> 01:02:34,269
You don't understand,
he's so clever but makes so little.

878
01:02:34,342 --> 01:02:38,403
You should hang on to your income.
It's a married woman's only protection.

879
01:02:38,479 --> 01:02:40,379
Are you as you were
when you left the wall?

880
01:02:40,448 --> 01:02:42,939
- I am.
- No, Mrs. Fowler, you're not.

881
01:02:43,017 --> 01:02:46,145
Not this, that. Try it, please.

882
01:02:48,489 --> 01:02:50,821
That's better. Relax on the mat.

883
01:02:53,094 --> 01:02:54,254
Ready?

884
01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:55,657
One, two.

885
01:03:00,101 --> 01:03:02,968
Bend, stretch, you know. Ready?

886
01:03:03,037 --> 01:03:06,700
Bend, stretch, bend, down.
Plenty of pull on the hamstrings, please.

887
01:03:06,807 --> 01:03:08,172
Sylvia! Hello, Peggy!

888
01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:10,608
- What are you doing here?
- I'm having a facial.

889
01:03:10,678 --> 01:03:12,737
Darling, I've done the most awful thing.

890
01:03:12,813 --> 01:03:14,747
We're in the middle of our exercises.

891
01:03:14,815 --> 01:03:18,512
Go tell them I want my paraffin bath.
I'm simply exhausted.

892
01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:20,315
You've hardly moved a muscle.

893
01:03:20,388 --> 01:03:24,484
- Who's carcass is this, yours or mine?
- It's yours, but I'm paid to exercise it.

894
01:03:24,925 --> 01:03:27,792
- You talk like a horse trainer.
- You're getting warm!

895
01:03:28,663 --> 01:03:30,358
- How do you like...
- What?

896
01:03:30,431 --> 01:03:32,991
Darling, I've just done
the most ghastly thing.

897
01:03:33,067 --> 01:03:34,329
Move over, will you?

898
01:03:34,402 --> 01:03:38,532
It wasn't until I got here during my facial...
I could bite my tongue off...

899
01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:39,732
Edith, what is it?

900
01:03:39,807 --> 01:03:41,365
I ate with Dolly Dupuyster...

901
01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:45,378
You forgot she's writing a gossip column,
and you told her something about me.

902
01:03:45,446 --> 01:03:47,141
You know I never give you away.

903
01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,774
- I told her about Stephen and Mary.
- Oh, that!

904
01:03:49,850 --> 01:03:53,809
- It wasn't until I got here...
- It'll be in all the dreadful scandal sheets!

905
01:03:53,888 --> 01:03:57,790
I know! I've been racking my brains
to try and remember what it was I said.

906
01:03:57,858 --> 01:04:02,727
I said that Mary went into the fitting room
and yanked the coat off the Allen girl.

907
01:04:02,797 --> 01:04:04,128
You didn't!

908
01:04:04,198 --> 01:04:08,726
I don't know if I said ermine or sable coat,
but I said she gave her an awful smack!

909
01:04:09,470 --> 01:04:10,994
That's what Sylvia told me.

910
01:04:11,072 --> 01:04:12,471
- I didn't.
- You did, too.

911
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:15,134
I didn't expect you'd tell it
to some cheap reporter.

912
01:04:15,209 --> 01:04:17,734
It doesn't matter.
The divorce is practically settled.

913
01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:19,712
- Who said so?
- You did!

914
01:04:19,780 --> 01:04:24,615
I said, "She can't broadcast her affairs
without them appearing in the scandals."

915
01:04:24,685 --> 01:04:26,550
- She didn't broadcast them.
- Who did?

916
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:28,713
You made it perfectly impossible for Mary.

917
01:04:28,789 --> 01:04:31,223
That's the sort of talk
that mixes everything all up.

918
01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,123
The paraffin bath is ready now.

919
01:04:33,194 --> 01:04:36,254
Don't worry,
I'll give Dupuyster a ring. I'll fix it.

920
01:04:36,330 --> 01:04:37,388
How?

921
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:40,126
- I'll say you were lying.
- You'll do no such thing!

922
01:04:40,201 --> 01:04:43,068
Then let the story ride.
It'll be forgotten in the morning.

923
01:04:43,137 --> 01:04:46,436
Remember what they wrote about that girl
who jumped out the window?

924
01:04:46,507 --> 01:04:49,499
See, I can't even remember her name.
So who cares?

925
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:53,241
- Mrs. Potter, you come right back!
- This is like a boarding school.

926
01:04:53,314 --> 01:04:56,408
- It's such a waste of money.
- Relaxing is part of my facial.

927
01:04:56,484 --> 01:05:00,386
Then you should relax completely
Mrs. Potter, from the chin up.

928
01:05:00,454 --> 01:05:02,979
Honestly, the class feeling
you run into nowadays.

929
01:05:03,057 --> 01:05:05,287
I'm so sick of creatures who insult you.

930
01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:09,090
Sylvia is a perfectly dreadful woman
and I'm going to tell her so!

931
01:05:09,163 --> 01:05:13,031
She can't help it. It's her tough luck
that she wasn't born deaf and dumb.

932
01:05:13,100 --> 01:05:16,831
Take a tip from me.
Keep out of other women's troubles.

933
01:05:16,904 --> 01:05:19,702
I've never had a fight
with a girlfriend in my life.

934
01:05:19,774 --> 01:05:23,141
I see no evil, I hear no evil, I speak no evil.

935
01:05:38,025 --> 01:05:41,586
Your idea of love and mine
are slightly different, Stephen!

936
01:05:42,029 --> 01:05:45,328
I don't like being one of a group,
even if I am first!

937
01:05:50,137 --> 01:05:53,072
Stephen, we can't go on like this.

938
01:05:58,946 --> 01:06:00,573
What's happened?

939
01:06:03,184 --> 01:06:05,482
It's come. They're having a showdown.

940
01:06:05,553 --> 01:06:08,852
- What's happened?
- Give me a cup of coffee and I'll tell you.

941
01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:12,051
She said that he's put her
in an impossible situation.

942
01:06:12,126 --> 01:06:15,789
People point at her in the street
because of the picture in the papers.

943
01:06:15,863 --> 01:06:17,057
Ain't it the truth!

944
01:06:17,131 --> 01:06:19,964
He blames it on her girlfriends
for spilling it all.

945
01:06:20,034 --> 01:06:22,434
That ain't far from wrong, either.

946
01:06:22,670 --> 01:06:26,037
- Makes you lose your faith in marriage.
- Whose faith in marriage?

947
01:06:26,106 --> 01:06:29,234
- Don't you believe in marriage?
- Sure I do, for women.

948
01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:31,505
But it's the sons of Adam
they have to marry.

949
01:06:31,579 --> 01:06:33,137
What else did they say?

950
01:06:33,214 --> 01:06:36,411
Mr. Haines says,
"I told you I'd give her up and I did.

951
01:06:36,483 --> 01:06:38,747
"And I was a swine about the way I did it."

952
01:06:38,819 --> 01:06:40,343
How do you think he did it?

953
01:06:40,421 --> 01:06:42,719
Maybe he said,
"Scram, the wife is on to us."

954
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:46,624
She seemed hurt by him saying
he was a swine the way he gave her up.

955
01:06:46,694 --> 01:06:49,993
So she says very quiet,
"Would you like to go back to her?"

956
01:06:50,064 --> 01:06:51,929
Did he lie in his teeth to that one?

957
01:06:51,999 --> 01:06:54,490
The way he said he wouldn't,
I kind of believed him.

958
01:06:54,568 --> 01:06:58,664
She said, "You should really make
your manner more convincing, Stephen."

959
01:06:58,739 --> 01:07:01,708
Then she tried to laugh,
but it didn't come off very well.

960
01:07:01,775 --> 01:07:04,505
And he says,
"Aren't you ever going to trust me again?"

961
01:07:04,578 --> 01:07:05,909
I hope she said, "No."

962
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:09,438
You can't trust none of them
no further than I can kick this lemon pie.

963
01:07:09,516 --> 01:07:12,713
No, he said this girl was really a good girl.

964
01:07:12,786 --> 01:07:16,688
That's why he feels he owes her.
She wouldn't take nothing for months.

965
01:07:16,757 --> 01:07:19,885
That one's a clever one.
She'd have to be to get Mr. Haines.

966
01:07:19,960 --> 01:07:22,087
That's what the madam said. She said:

967
01:07:22,162 --> 01:07:26,064
"Stephen, can't you see the girl is only
interested in you for your money?"

968
01:07:26,133 --> 01:07:27,600
That made him sore.

969
01:07:27,668 --> 01:07:31,263
A man hates to be told no woman
but his wife is fool enough to love him.

970
01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:34,535
She brought up him taking Little Mary
to lunch with that creature.

971
01:07:34,608 --> 01:07:38,408
He said she happened to be passing by
as he and Little Mary were taking lunch.

972
01:07:38,479 --> 01:07:41,039
- That's a laugh.
- That's the way she took it.

973
01:07:41,115 --> 01:07:43,379
Then they both got mad.
He started telling her...

974
01:07:43,450 --> 01:07:47,079
...what a good husband he'd been and
how hard he'd worked for her and Mary.

975
01:07:47,154 --> 01:07:51,090
She kept interrupting, saying that
she wasn't such a washout herself.

976
01:07:51,158 --> 01:07:55,060
Anybody that's ever been married
knows that line backwards and forwards.

977
01:07:55,129 --> 01:07:57,597
Then somewhere in there, he starts saying:

978
01:07:57,698 --> 01:08:01,259
"Mary, I may have been a heel,
but you've always been first with me."

979
01:08:01,335 --> 01:08:04,395
First! Don't that sound like a husband!

980
01:08:04,505 --> 01:08:08,168
That's what she thought, I guess.
Because she said kind of hysterical:

981
01:08:08,242 --> 01:08:12,008
"Stephen, I don't go for being one
of a group, even if I am first."

982
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:14,343
That gets him kind of sore and he says:

983
01:08:14,415 --> 01:08:18,146
"I don't ask you to be fair to me,
but please remember we have a child...

984
01:08:18,218 --> 01:08:21,585
"...and we do owe her something."
That's when she really blew up.

985
01:08:21,655 --> 01:08:25,682
No woman wants to be told she's being
kept on just to run a kindergarten.

986
01:08:25,759 --> 01:08:28,125
Finally it got to him saying:

987
01:08:28,195 --> 01:08:30,663
"You've known about us for weeks...

988
01:08:30,731 --> 01:08:33,359
"...why did you wait until now
to make a fool of me?"

989
01:08:33,434 --> 01:08:35,026
As if he needed her help!

990
01:08:35,102 --> 01:08:40,096
Then she says suddenly in a low voice,
"We can't go on like this."

991
01:08:40,341 --> 01:08:43,469
And he says, "You're right, we can't."

992
01:08:43,777 --> 01:08:45,677
You're quite an actress, ain't you?

993
01:08:45,746 --> 01:08:48,271
My boyfriend says I got eyes
like Jeanette McDonald's.

994
01:08:48,349 --> 01:08:50,112
Did he say anything about your legs?

995
01:08:50,184 --> 01:08:53,119
- How did it all end?
- It ain't ended. They're still at it.

996
01:08:53,187 --> 01:08:55,018
Then what are you doing down here?

997
01:08:55,089 --> 01:08:58,547
Get back there and see who's ahead.
We may be out of our jobs tomorrow.

998
01:09:17,644 --> 01:09:20,078
- Well?
- I want some more coffee. I'm done in.

999
01:09:20,147 --> 01:09:22,342
Relax and tell me everything
that happened.

1000
01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,680
When I got there, the first thing I heard...

1001
01:09:24,752 --> 01:09:27,516
...was the madam saying,
"I want a divorce."

1002
01:09:27,588 --> 01:09:28,577
Abdicating!

1003
01:09:28,655 --> 01:09:30,748
You could have knocked him down
with a feather.

1004
01:09:30,824 --> 01:09:33,384
I'd like to knock him down with this.
What did he say?

1005
01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:37,157
He said he didn't blame her,
but he wished she'd think things over.

1006
01:09:37,231 --> 01:09:41,190
He said she should go to bed
and he was going out for some fresh air.

1007
01:09:41,268 --> 01:09:43,600
- The old hat trick!
- And she says, "Fresh air!"

1008
01:09:43,670 --> 01:09:47,606
"Is the air fresher in the Viceroy Hotel?"
That's where the girl lives.

1009
01:09:47,674 --> 01:09:52,008
He says, "You never want to see me again
and then I can't even go out for air."

1010
01:09:52,079 --> 01:09:55,412
You shouldn't let them out without a leash.
What happened then?

1011
01:09:55,482 --> 01:09:58,246
Nothing for a time,
he just kept walking up and down.

1012
01:09:58,318 --> 01:09:59,683
He was thinking.

1013
01:09:59,753 --> 01:10:02,415
Then he said he was going out,
so I got ready to scoot.

1014
01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:06,084
I heard her call, "Stephen!"
And he stops on the landing and she says:

1015
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,993
"Don't slam the front door,
the servants might hear."

1016
01:10:09,063 --> 01:10:10,655
So I came down here.

1017
01:10:10,731 --> 01:10:12,926
I feel so sad for her.

1018
01:10:13,133 --> 01:10:16,364
- Do you think they're going to break up?
- I don't know.

1019
01:10:16,437 --> 01:10:20,396
The first man that can explain
how he can be in love with his wife...

1020
01:10:20,474 --> 01:10:25,036
...and another woman, is going to win
that prize they give out in Sweden.

1021
01:11:00,671 --> 01:11:03,333
- Here are some books you can put in.
- Yes, ma'am.

1022
01:11:03,407 --> 01:11:06,001
Mr. Haines won't want that old thing.

1023
01:11:09,413 --> 01:11:12,143
- It's none of my business.
- Mrs. Haines.

1024
01:11:14,718 --> 01:11:16,583
Put this in, too, will you?

1025
01:11:18,189 --> 01:11:19,588
The train leaves in an hour.

1026
01:11:19,657 --> 01:11:22,387
Give yourself plenty of time.
The traffic is maddening.

1027
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,790
Yes, Mother.

1028
01:11:25,229 --> 01:11:28,687
Stephen's secretary is bringing around
more papers for me to sign.

1029
01:11:28,766 --> 01:11:30,996
I never knew there could be so many.

1030
01:11:31,068 --> 01:11:33,002
You've shown everything to your lawyers?

1031
01:11:33,070 --> 01:11:35,402
They keep telling me
I'm getting a raw deal.

1032
01:11:36,407 --> 01:11:38,773
It isn't true.
Stephen's been very generous.

1033
01:11:38,843 --> 01:11:42,006
I'm sure he has.
You're both making a terrible mistake.

1034
01:11:42,079 --> 01:11:44,547
- Please, Mother.
- You and Stephen have a child.

1035
01:11:44,615 --> 01:11:47,015
What good will it do her...

1036
01:11:47,084 --> 01:11:51,077
...to be brought up in a house
full of quarreling and suspicion?

1037
01:11:52,489 --> 01:11:54,457
She'll be better off with just me.

1038
01:11:54,525 --> 01:11:57,892
No, she won't. A child needs both
its parents in one home.

1039
01:11:57,962 --> 01:11:59,088
What's the use?

1040
01:11:59,163 --> 01:12:02,326
Every argument just keeps
going around in circles.

1041
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:06,130
Besides, it's too late now.

1042
01:12:06,370 --> 01:12:09,066
No. It's never too late
when you love someone.

1043
01:12:09,139 --> 01:12:12,108
Call this off.
Stephen doesn't want a divorce.

1044
01:12:12,176 --> 01:12:15,441
- Why doesn't he fight me on it, then?
- He's not the fighting kind!

1045
01:12:15,512 --> 01:12:18,174
- Neither am I.
- Blast these modern laws!

1046
01:12:18,249 --> 01:12:22,310
50 years ago, women couldn't get divorces
and made the best of situations like this.

1047
01:12:22,386 --> 01:12:26,652
Sometimes, out of situations like this,
they made very good things indeed.

1048
01:12:26,724 --> 01:12:29,625
- Mr. Haines' secretary, ma'am.
- I'll see her in a few minutes.

1049
01:12:29,693 --> 01:12:33,185
Bathe your eyes. You don't want that
adding machine to see you like this.

1050
01:12:33,264 --> 01:12:35,289
Remember, you have to tell Little Mary.

1051
01:12:35,366 --> 01:12:38,699
Yes, I'm going to
but I've been putting it off because...

1052
01:12:38,769 --> 01:12:43,399
You're hoping that a miracle will keep you
from making a mess of your life.

1053
01:12:48,846 --> 01:12:52,179
Did you ever think
that Stephen might marry that girl?

1054
01:12:58,222 --> 01:12:59,280
No.

1055
01:13:01,392 --> 01:13:04,418
- He wouldn't do that.
- What makes you so sure?

1056
01:13:08,032 --> 01:13:11,365
Because Stephen, deep down,
still loves me.

1057
01:13:13,370 --> 01:13:16,396
But he won't find it out
until I've gone away.

1058
01:13:20,678 --> 01:13:24,739
Make Mary write to me
in Reno at least once a week, will you?

1059
01:13:26,550 --> 01:13:28,780
And don't spoil her too much.

1060
01:13:29,019 --> 01:13:32,648
Spoil her? You'd think
I never raised children of my own.

1061
01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:39,293
Good afternoon.
This is Miss Trimmerback from the office.

1062
01:13:39,363 --> 01:13:41,297
- She's a notary.
- How do you do?

1063
01:13:41,365 --> 01:13:43,526
I brought the inventories of the furniture.

1064
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,764
Mr. Haines wants to know
if he can have the portrait of Little Mary.

1065
01:13:48,439 --> 01:13:51,237
- Yes, but it's in storage.
- This will get it out.

1066
01:13:51,308 --> 01:13:52,741
Sign here.

1067
01:13:54,578 --> 01:13:56,910
The cook's letter of reference.

1068
01:13:57,081 --> 01:13:58,514
Sign here.

1069
01:13:59,183 --> 01:14:01,674
The insurance papers. Sign here.

1070
01:14:03,153 --> 01:14:06,020
Transfer papers on the car.
What do you want done with it?

1071
01:14:06,090 --> 01:14:08,217
- I don't know.
- I'll find a garage.

1072
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:11,386
Do you care to rent this apartment,
Mrs. Haines?

1073
01:14:12,129 --> 01:14:13,994
I thought of taking a smaller one.

1074
01:14:14,064 --> 01:14:18,160
This will give us power of attorney
until you return. Sign here.

1075
01:14:18,235 --> 01:14:21,796
Your husband took the privilege
of drawing you a new will.

1076
01:14:22,706 --> 01:14:24,071
I'd really...

1077
01:14:24,141 --> 01:14:27,304
It's to your advantage, not his.
This will cuts off Mr. Haines.

1078
01:14:27,378 --> 01:14:29,573
Your attorneys
overlooked that small detail.

1079
01:14:29,646 --> 01:14:32,638
We'll need three witnesses.
Your maid will do.

1080
01:14:32,816 --> 01:14:35,717
Jane, will you witness this? It's my will.

1081
01:14:35,786 --> 01:14:37,879
- Mrs. Haines!
- Sign here.

1082
01:14:39,356 --> 01:14:42,484
You can always make changes
in the event of your remarriage.

1083
01:14:42,559 --> 01:14:46,325
Don't hesitate to let me know
if there's anything I can ever do for you.

1084
01:14:46,397 --> 01:14:48,331
There'll be nothing, Miss Watts.

1085
01:14:48,399 --> 01:14:50,993
There are always tag ends to a divorce,
Mrs. Haines.

1086
01:14:51,068 --> 01:14:55,562
You know how Mr. Haines hates to be
bothered with inconsequential details.

1087
01:14:55,639 --> 01:14:58,733
Good afternoon, Mrs. Haines.
A pleasant journey to you.

1088
01:14:58,809 --> 01:15:00,037
Goodbye.

1089
01:15:00,244 --> 01:15:02,109
Goodbye, Mrs. Haines.

1090
01:15:02,579 --> 01:15:04,638
I wish you weren't going.

1091
01:15:04,882 --> 01:15:06,349
Thank you.

1092
01:15:07,317 --> 01:15:10,343
Mr. Haines said
to give these to you, ma'am.

1093
01:15:39,149 --> 01:15:41,344
- Mother, where are you?
- Here, dear.

1094
01:15:42,486 --> 01:15:45,580
- All set, dear?
- Yes. All set.

1095
01:15:47,024 --> 01:15:50,926
Mary, Mother would like to have
a talk with you before she goes.

1096
01:15:50,994 --> 01:15:52,723
I'll wait for you.

1097
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,568
- Mary?
- Yes, Mother?

1098
01:16:08,145 --> 01:16:11,911
- Have I done something wrong?
- No, darling.

1099
01:16:14,485 --> 01:16:16,009
Sit down, dear.

1100
01:16:23,894 --> 01:16:26,124
You know Daddy
has been gone for some time.

1101
01:16:27,197 --> 01:16:28,755
A whole month.

1102
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:32,031
- Shall I tell you why?
- Why?

1103
01:16:37,741 --> 01:16:41,268
You know when a man and woman
fall in love, what they do, don't you?

1104
01:16:41,345 --> 01:16:42,869
They kiss a lot.

1105
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:47,011
- They get married.
- Yes, and then they have little children.

1106
01:16:47,484 --> 01:16:51,921
Sometimes married people
don't stay in love.

1107
01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:54,181
What, Mother?

1108
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:57,325
A husband and a wife fall out of love.

1109
01:16:57,528 --> 01:16:59,325
Why do they do that?

1110
01:17:00,097 --> 01:17:02,395
I don't know, but they do.

1111
01:17:02,466 --> 01:17:06,903
And when they do,
they get un-married. You see?

1112
01:17:07,137 --> 01:17:08,195
No.

1113
01:17:10,073 --> 01:17:11,870
They do. That's all.

1114
01:17:12,509 --> 01:17:15,637
They get what is called a divorce.

1115
01:17:16,146 --> 01:17:17,374
Do they?

1116
01:17:18,448 --> 01:17:20,973
- You don't know what a divorce is?
- Yes, I do.

1117
01:17:21,051 --> 01:17:24,248
Lots of my friends have
mommies and daddies who are divorced.

1118
01:17:24,321 --> 01:17:27,290
You know I love you very much, don't you?

1119
01:17:27,858 --> 01:17:29,257
Of course.

1120
01:17:32,563 --> 01:17:37,000
So you see, Daddy and Mommy
are going to get a divorce.

1121
01:17:39,236 --> 01:17:41,033
That's why I'm going away.

1122
01:17:42,539 --> 01:17:44,234
That's why I...

1123
01:17:50,447 --> 01:17:54,247
Darling, I can't explain quite, but...

1124
01:17:55,519 --> 01:17:58,818
...when you're older,
I know you'll understand...

1125
01:17:58,889 --> 01:18:01,414
...and you'll forgive me. You will.

1126
01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:03,217
Baby...

1127
01:18:04,461 --> 01:18:06,292
...look at me, please.

1128
01:18:12,970 --> 01:18:14,335
I am looking at you.

1129
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,938
Doesn't Daddy love you anymore?

1130
01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,875
No, dear, he doesn't.

1131
01:18:23,580 --> 01:18:25,343
Don't you love him?

1132
01:18:27,017 --> 01:18:29,986
I... No, Mary.

1133
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:33,580
- Mother, why?
- I don't know, but it isn't Daddy's fault.

1134
01:18:33,657 --> 01:18:36,182
Or it isn't Mommy's fault. It's just...

1135
01:18:36,326 --> 01:18:39,784
But I thought when you loved somebody...

1136
01:18:40,364 --> 01:18:43,094
...you loved them until the day you die.

1137
01:18:43,900 --> 01:18:46,528
With children, yes.
But grownups are different.

1138
01:18:46,603 --> 01:18:48,628
They can fall out of love.

1139
01:18:49,106 --> 01:18:52,769
I won't fall out of love with you and Daddy
when I grow up.

1140
01:18:52,843 --> 01:18:54,708
Will you fall out of love with me?

1141
01:18:54,778 --> 01:18:57,975
No, darling. Never!
But that's different, too.

1142
01:18:58,048 --> 01:19:02,007
- But I don't see how!
- You'll have to take my word for it, baby.

1143
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:06,215
The divorce has nothing to do
with our love for you. Don't you see?

1144
01:19:06,290 --> 01:19:07,655
But if you and Daddy...

1145
01:19:07,724 --> 01:19:10,522
Darling, I can explain it better
on the way to the train.

1146
01:19:10,594 --> 01:19:13,188
We'll go alone in the car. Shall we?

1147
01:19:13,530 --> 01:19:16,863
If you and Daddy
are going to get a divorce...

1148
01:19:17,768 --> 01:19:21,067
...which one won't I see again,
Daddy or you?

1149
01:19:21,672 --> 01:19:23,697
You'll live with me, Mary.

1150
01:19:24,775 --> 01:19:27,471
That's what happens
when people get divorced.

1151
01:19:27,544 --> 01:19:30,069
Children must go with their mothers.

1152
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,680
But you'll see Daddy often, dear.

1153
01:19:35,619 --> 01:19:37,018
Come along, darling.

1154
01:19:37,087 --> 01:19:40,022
- Please wait for me in the car.
- Why?

1155
01:19:40,691 --> 01:19:42,682
I have to wash my hands.

1156
01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:01,974
Please, Mother!

1157
01:20:02,546 --> 01:20:04,912
Daddy, darling!

1158
01:20:05,582 --> 01:20:09,643
Why don't you do something?
Do something, Mother dear!

1159
01:20:09,986 --> 01:20:11,886
Do something!

1160
01:20:27,704 --> 01:20:30,264
Please, darling, don't. You mustn't.

1161
01:20:30,340 --> 01:20:34,242
Who'd have thought
that I'd be going to Reno, too?

1162
01:20:34,311 --> 01:20:35,505
I know.

1163
01:20:36,246 --> 01:20:37,235
Come in.

1164
01:20:37,314 --> 01:20:40,181
- Is you the lady that needs the toothbrush?
- Yes.

1165
01:20:40,951 --> 01:20:43,784
You made up your mind
to come on this trip in a hurry?

1166
01:20:43,854 --> 01:20:45,617
- Yes.
- I thought you did.

1167
01:20:45,689 --> 01:20:47,850
The porter will be
making your room up next.

1168
01:20:47,924 --> 01:20:49,186
Thank you.

1169
01:20:51,595 --> 01:20:53,586
Did you hear from Stephen?

1170
01:20:53,764 --> 01:20:57,256
This? No, that's from an old beau.

1171
01:20:58,935 --> 01:21:01,870
You'll be having lots of beaus now,
won't you?

1172
01:21:03,073 --> 01:21:06,042
I won't. I'll never look at another man.

1173
01:21:06,443 --> 01:21:09,310
When I think of the things he said to me!
My Johnny!

1174
01:21:09,379 --> 01:21:11,574
He wouldn't let me buy a car
with my money.

1175
01:21:11,648 --> 01:21:14,344
Just because he couldn't afford one,
I can't have one!

1176
01:21:14,418 --> 01:21:16,477
- He wants me to be a slave!
- No, he doesn't.

1177
01:21:16,553 --> 01:21:18,043
Yes, he does!

1178
01:21:18,188 --> 01:21:21,248
The only protection I have
is my own little income.

1179
01:21:21,324 --> 01:21:24,555
- Sounds like Sylvia.
- This time she's right.

1180
01:21:25,195 --> 01:21:28,961
If I couldn't have caught
this train to be with you...

1181
01:21:29,266 --> 01:21:31,996
...I'd have jumped right in front of it!

1182
01:21:32,636 --> 01:21:35,366
That would have been quite a feat, dear.

1183
01:21:36,606 --> 01:21:38,267
I'm such a fool.

1184
01:21:39,910 --> 01:21:41,707
Maybe Johnny is right.

1185
01:21:43,380 --> 01:21:46,008
Stop it. You'll have me crying, too.

1186
01:21:49,753 --> 01:21:50,777
Yes, dear.

1187
01:21:50,854 --> 01:21:52,446
Listen to the wheels.

1188
01:21:52,756 --> 01:21:56,055
- Do they seem to be saying anything?
- No.

1189
01:21:56,526 --> 01:22:02,931
Don't they seem to be saying, "Go back"?

1190
01:22:03,467 --> 01:22:05,697
Why don't you go back to him?

1191
01:22:05,769 --> 01:22:09,261
I can't. After all, I have my pride.

1192
01:22:12,843 --> 01:22:14,140
I know.

1193
01:22:14,778 --> 01:22:19,374
- You better get some sleep, dear.
- All right. I'll see you in the morning.

1194
01:22:22,219 --> 01:22:25,188
- If you can't sleep, dear, send for me.
- I will.

1195
01:22:25,255 --> 01:22:26,347
Good night.

1196
01:22:26,423 --> 01:22:29,449
- Porter's ready now, Mrs. Haines.
- Thank you.

1197
01:22:33,864 --> 01:22:34,956
What, darling?

1198
01:22:35,031 --> 01:22:38,228
- Mommy, will Daddy come to Reno?
- No, darling.

1199
01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:41,236
- Mommy, where is Daddy?
- I don't know and I don't care.

1200
01:22:41,304 --> 01:22:43,898
In the future,
please refer to him as "That Heel"!

1201
01:22:47,344 --> 01:22:49,312
<i>Ch�rie</i>, won't you join me
in some champagne?

1202
01:22:51,781 --> 01:22:53,339
Why, yes.

1203
01:22:53,550 --> 01:22:56,951
You look so <i>d�sol�e</i>,
sitting there all by yourself.

1204
01:22:57,020 --> 01:22:58,954
- Did I?
- I'm the Countess De Lave.

1205
01:22:59,022 --> 01:23:01,422
Of course,
I've seen your pictures in the paper.

1206
01:23:01,491 --> 01:23:04,585
- And I've seen yours, too.
- I'm Mrs. Stephen Haines.

1207
01:23:04,961 --> 01:23:06,724
Yes, of course.

1208
01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:10,592
Those crummy newspaper pictures
didn't do you half justice.

1209
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:14,330
Let's all have a little party.
You, too, dearie.

1210
01:23:14,471 --> 01:23:18,464
Now, don't sit in the corner and mope.
Let's all have a little drink.

1211
01:23:18,542 --> 01:23:21,477
Champagne? Right you are.

1212
01:23:25,815 --> 01:23:28,784
This sweet little thing
is getting her first divorce, too.

1213
01:23:28,852 --> 01:23:31,946
She's a dear friend of mine.
What did you say your name was?

1214
01:23:32,022 --> 01:23:34,650
- Miriam Aarons.
- This is Mrs. Haines.

1215
01:23:35,559 --> 01:23:38,426
Yanked the scalp off that Allen woman
in the fitting room.

1216
01:23:38,495 --> 01:23:40,554
Yeah! Good for you!

1217
01:23:40,630 --> 01:23:43,565
I was afraid you were
a wet firecracker, sister. Shake!

1218
01:23:43,633 --> 01:23:45,999
- Hello.
- Cheer up, <i>ch�rie</i>.

1219
01:23:46,069 --> 01:23:48,799
Wait until you've lost as many
husbands as I have.

1220
01:23:48,872 --> 01:23:53,639
Married, divorced, married, divorced,
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>

1221
01:23:53,777 --> 01:23:55,745
- That's French for "love."
- <i>Oui</i>, <i>oui.</i>

1222
01:23:55,812 --> 01:23:58,440
But where love leads, I always follow.

1223
01:23:58,515 --> 01:24:01,211
Take it, dearie. Dip that pretty little beak.

1224
01:24:01,284 --> 01:24:03,309
Happy days.

1225
01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:05,487
Happy nights!

1226
01:24:07,691 --> 01:24:11,650
Mrs. Aarons is connected with the stage
or is it the circus, dear?

1227
01:24:11,728 --> 01:24:15,061
- It was the chorus.
- You must tell us all about it, sometime.

1228
01:24:15,131 --> 01:24:18,897
I bet you made some great hauls
out of our New York boyfriends.

1229
01:24:18,969 --> 01:24:23,338
If you mean diamonds and orchids,
that breed died out just before my time.

1230
01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:24,930
Yes, isn't it a pity?

1231
01:24:25,041 --> 01:24:28,602
I never got a <i>sou</i> out of anybody,
except my first husband, Mr. Strauss.

1232
01:24:28,678 --> 01:24:32,205
He said the most touching thing in his will.
I remember every word of it.

1233
01:24:32,282 --> 01:24:36,082
He said, "To my beloved wife, Flora,
I leave all my estate...

1234
01:24:36,152 --> 01:24:40,589
"...to be administered by executors,
because she is an A-1 schlemiel."

1235
01:24:40,824 --> 01:24:41,984
Wasn't that sweet?

1236
01:24:42,058 --> 01:24:44,788
Any ladle is sweet
that dishes out some gravy.

1237
01:24:44,861 --> 01:24:48,854
Isn't it true? None of my other husbands
ever gave me a dime.

1238
01:24:49,566 --> 01:24:53,434
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>
How it can let you down!

1239
01:24:54,871 --> 01:24:58,568
How it can pick you up again, too.
Where is this wretched train taking us?

1240
01:24:58,642 --> 01:25:01,270
- We're in the mountains, dear.
- I detest mountains.

1241
01:25:01,344 --> 01:25:05,041
They always remind me of the day Gustave
made me climb to the top of an Alp.

1242
01:25:05,115 --> 01:25:08,846
Gustave was my third husband.
Give Flora another little drinkie, dear.

1243
01:25:08,918 --> 01:25:10,385
There we were...

1244
01:25:10,553 --> 01:25:13,716
...when suddenly it struck me
that Gustave had pushed me.

1245
01:25:13,790 --> 01:25:16,657
I slid halfway down the mountain
before I realized...

1246
01:25:16,726 --> 01:25:19,160
...that he didn't love me anymore.

1247
01:25:19,229 --> 01:25:20,992
But love takes care of its own.

1248
01:25:21,064 --> 01:25:24,090
I slid right into the arms
of my fourth husband, the Count!

1249
01:25:25,335 --> 01:25:29,772
- Isn't that the bird you're divorcing now?
- But of course. What else could I do?

1250
01:25:29,839 --> 01:25:32,103
He was putting poison
in my headache powders.

1251
01:25:32,175 --> 01:25:35,576
Poison! You're not
a very good judge of character, are you?

1252
01:25:35,645 --> 01:25:37,943
No, that's the trouble with me.

1253
01:25:38,114 --> 01:25:42,881
I don't pick them for character.
I'll bet you picked yours for character.

1254
01:25:43,219 --> 01:25:45,619
Yes, in a way.

1255
01:25:45,689 --> 01:25:48,920
Yes, and where did it get you?
On the train for Reno.

1256
01:25:49,726 --> 01:25:51,591
On the train for Reno!

1257
01:25:52,228 --> 01:25:55,026
My way, your marriage
may not last until death...

1258
01:25:55,165 --> 01:25:58,464
...but it's fun while it hangs together.

1259
01:25:59,002 --> 01:26:02,403
I think it's cruel sitting around
waiting for somebody to die.

1260
01:26:02,472 --> 01:26:04,906
- What did you pick yours for?
- Not for character!

1261
01:26:04,974 --> 01:26:09,377
There you are. No matter what
you pick them for, where does it get you?

1262
01:26:10,013 --> 01:26:13,676
- On the train for Reno.
- On the train for Reno!

1263
01:26:13,917 --> 01:26:17,353
Let's all have another drinkie. To Reno!

1264
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:21,356
The biggest little city in the world,
American cradle of liberty.

1265
01:26:21,491 --> 01:26:24,654
Reno, beautiful emblem of the great divide.

1266
01:26:28,565 --> 01:26:31,659
What's the matter, dearie,
cat got your tongue?

1267
01:26:34,537 --> 01:26:35,697
To Reno.

1268
01:26:39,776 --> 01:26:41,641
"Down on Old Smokey
All covered with snow

1269
01:26:42,011 --> 01:26:44,809
"I lost my true lover
From courting too slow

1270
01:26:46,449 --> 01:26:50,909
"Courting is pleasure
Parting is grief

1271
01:26:51,154 --> 01:26:55,523
"And a false-hearted lover
Is worse than a thief

1272
01:26:55,925 --> 01:26:59,759
"The grave will decay you
And turn you to dust

1273
01:27:00,130 --> 01:27:04,464
"Ain't one boy out of 20
A poor girl can trust"

1274
01:27:04,534 --> 01:27:06,729
- Lucy?
- Hello, honey. How's tricks?

1275
01:27:06,803 --> 01:27:08,031
Where's Mrs. Haines?

1276
01:27:08,104 --> 01:27:12,165
She'll be moseying around pretty soon.
For the six weeks she's been here...

1277
01:27:12,242 --> 01:27:14,972
...she's never been far away
when the mail comes in.

1278
01:27:15,044 --> 01:27:19,071
Wish that man of hers would send her
a letter, a telegram or something.

1279
01:27:19,149 --> 01:27:22,084
Men are all like that. Anything for me?

1280
01:27:22,152 --> 01:27:24,177
Nary a postcard, dearie.

1281
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:27,355
You'll miss her a lot
when she leaves tomorrow, won't you?

1282
01:27:27,423 --> 01:27:28,788
Yes, I will.

1283
01:27:29,225 --> 01:27:31,489
I ain't finished getting
her packing done yet.

1284
01:27:31,561 --> 01:27:34,655
Come on. You can mope in her room
as well as anywhere else.

1285
01:27:35,064 --> 01:27:37,897
Why didn't you get divorced
this morning with Mrs. Haines?

1286
01:27:37,967 --> 01:27:40,231
I had to wait for some papers
from New York.

1287
01:27:40,336 --> 01:27:41,325
I see.

1288
01:27:41,404 --> 01:27:45,431
Truth to tell, I'll miss Mrs. H., too.
She's about the nicest ever came here.

1289
01:27:45,508 --> 01:27:48,341
- I hate Reno.
- You didn't come for fun.

1290
01:27:48,411 --> 01:27:50,777
"The grave will decay you
And turn you to dust

1291
01:27:50,847 --> 01:27:54,010
"There ain't one boy out of 20
A poor girl can trust"

1292
01:27:54,384 --> 01:27:56,682
You've seen a lot of divorc�es,
haven't you?

1293
01:27:56,753 --> 01:27:58,914
Been cooking for them for 10 years.

1294
01:27:58,988 --> 01:28:01,650
- Do you feel sorry for us?
- Ma'am, I don't.

1295
01:28:01,724 --> 01:28:05,216
You feel sorry enough for yourselves.
You ain't got much else to do.

1296
01:28:05,795 --> 01:28:07,729
You've never been married.

1297
01:28:07,797 --> 01:28:09,059
I've had three!

1298
01:28:09,132 --> 01:28:10,292
- Husbands?
- Kids.

1299
01:28:11,601 --> 01:28:13,967
Then you're probably very happy.

1300
01:28:14,270 --> 01:28:17,933
Good gracious, ma'am, I stopped
thinking about being happy long ago.

1301
01:28:18,007 --> 01:28:22,467
- You don't think about being happy?
- Ain't had the time with the kids and all.

1302
01:28:22,545 --> 01:28:24,809
The old man's such a demon
when he's drinking.

1303
01:28:24,881 --> 01:28:28,578
Them big, strong,
red-headed men, they're fierce.

1304
01:28:29,619 --> 01:28:31,644
He beat you! How terrible!

1305
01:28:31,788 --> 01:28:34,450
Yes, when you think
that a lot of women on the ranch...

1306
01:28:34,524 --> 01:28:37,049
...need a beating worse than I do.

1307
01:28:38,027 --> 01:28:39,995
I'll get Buck to come fix that thing.

1308
01:28:40,063 --> 01:28:43,396
But you live in Reno.
You could get a divorce overnight.

1309
01:28:43,466 --> 01:28:46,867
A woman can't get herself
worked up to a thing like that overnight!

1310
01:28:49,272 --> 01:28:50,637
Hello, Peggy!

1311
01:28:51,374 --> 01:28:55,470
Hi, Countess! You've seen enough.
Let's get out there with the Countess.

1312
01:28:56,045 --> 01:28:58,138
Is Mrs. Haines around?

1313
01:28:58,281 --> 01:29:00,806
No, Countess. But come on in.
She'll be here soon, the mail has come.

1314
01:29:07,290 --> 01:29:11,488
Now she wants to see Mrs. Haines.
I've simply got to see her alone.

1315
01:29:11,961 --> 01:29:14,486
- How are you, dear child?
- All right.

1316
01:29:14,564 --> 01:29:17,260
Did you see the doctor? What did he say?

1317
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:19,426
He said it was the altitude.

1318
01:29:19,535 --> 01:29:22,163
My dear, you've got
the Reno jumpy-wumpsies.

1319
01:29:22,338 --> 01:29:23,930
Here's a wee juggy.

1320
01:29:24,007 --> 01:29:27,443
- We must celebrate Mrs. Haines' divorce.
- Right you are, Countess.

1321
01:29:27,677 --> 01:29:30,703
Countess, I don't think a divorce
is anything to celebrate.

1322
01:29:30,780 --> 01:29:33,715
"If the ocean was whiskey
And I was a duck

1323
01:29:33,850 --> 01:29:37,115
"I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up

1324
01:29:37,353 --> 01:29:41,517
"Baby, I've told you before

1325
01:29:41,624 --> 01:29:45,321
"The more I drink whiskey
I love you the more"

1326
01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,126
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>

1327
01:29:51,434 --> 01:29:54,164
- Have you ever been in love?
- Yes, ma'am.

1328
01:29:54,237 --> 01:29:56,102
Tell us about it.

1329
01:29:56,673 --> 01:29:59,267
Ma'am, ain't much to tell.

1330
01:29:59,909 --> 01:30:01,968
I kind of enjoyed the courting time.

1331
01:30:02,245 --> 01:30:06,306
It was as pretty a sight as you ever saw
to see him come loping across them hills.

1332
01:30:06,382 --> 01:30:09,374
The sky was so big and blue
and that brick top of his...

1333
01:30:09,452 --> 01:30:11,579
...blazing like the bejiggers in the sun.

1334
01:30:11,654 --> 01:30:13,986
Then we'd sit on my back fence and spark.

1335
01:30:14,057 --> 01:30:16,924
Ma'am, you know how them
big, strong red-headed men are.

1336
01:30:16,993 --> 01:30:19,359
They just got to get to the point.

1337
01:30:19,429 --> 01:30:21,090
So we got married, ma'am.

1338
01:30:21,331 --> 01:30:24,164
Naturally, I ain't had no chance
to think about love since.

1339
01:30:24,634 --> 01:30:27,569
Hello, Countess.
How's the rhythm on the range?

1340
01:30:27,637 --> 01:30:29,571
Simply divine, my dear.

1341
01:30:29,639 --> 01:30:32,802
Gallop madly over the sagebrush.

1342
01:30:32,909 --> 01:30:34,900
- Hello, sunshine.
- Hello.

1343
01:30:35,478 --> 01:30:38,413
What you need is a wee drinkie
of this good corn liquor.

1344
01:30:38,481 --> 01:30:41,109
- No, thanks.
- Is that invitation general, Countess?

1345
01:30:41,184 --> 01:30:44,119
Yes, indeedy, as we say on the range.

1346
01:30:44,787 --> 01:30:49,190
Here's to freedom. Day after tomorrow,
I shall be free. Free as a bird.

1347
01:30:49,459 --> 01:30:51,518
That little French buzzard.

1348
01:30:53,363 --> 01:30:55,194
Wither shall I fly?

1349
01:30:55,665 --> 01:30:58,463
To the arms of our pet cowboy, darling.

1350
01:30:59,035 --> 01:31:02,232
- Miriam Aarons!
- Why he's plum loco for you, Countess.

1351
01:31:02,305 --> 01:31:05,638
He likes you even better than his horse,
and it's a blasted big horse.

1352
01:31:05,708 --> 01:31:09,735
Buck Winston is nice.
He's so young and strong.

1353
01:31:09,812 --> 01:31:13,748
Have you noticed
the play of his muscles? Musical!

1354
01:31:13,983 --> 01:31:16,975
You don't mean to say his joints squeak?

1355
01:31:17,787 --> 01:31:20,221
He could crack a coconut
with those knees...

1356
01:31:20,289 --> 01:31:22,154
...if he could get them together.

1357
01:31:22,225 --> 01:31:23,590
Say, Countess...

1358
01:31:25,395 --> 01:31:28,796
...that guy hasn't been arousing
your honorable intentions, has he?

1359
01:31:29,899 --> 01:31:33,300
Yes. But I'm different from the rest of you.

1360
01:31:33,736 --> 01:31:36,170
I've always put my faith in love.

1361
01:31:37,140 --> 01:31:40,132
Still I've had four divorces.
Dare I risk a fifth?

1362
01:31:40,643 --> 01:31:43,737
What are you risking, Countess?
Or maybe I shouldn't ask.

1363
01:31:43,813 --> 01:31:47,715
Alas. I fear I'd never make a success
of Buck at Newport.

1364
01:31:47,784 --> 01:31:50,719
Why not?
They'd have to admit Buck's handsome.

1365
01:31:50,820 --> 01:31:53,618
But if I had your dough,
I'd sell him to the radio first.

1366
01:31:53,689 --> 01:31:54,678
Radio?

1367
01:31:54,757 --> 01:31:59,660
Think of how his voice might sound
cooing over a microphone.

1368
01:32:00,229 --> 01:32:02,697
Dreamily drifting over the ether.

1369
01:32:04,133 --> 01:32:05,498
Why not?

1370
01:32:06,102 --> 01:32:08,468
I'll turn him into a radio star.

1371
01:32:09,172 --> 01:32:11,766
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>

1372
01:32:12,742 --> 01:32:16,940
Miriam, when are you going to open up
and tell us your great secret?

1373
01:32:17,513 --> 01:32:19,447
What secret, Countess?

1374
01:32:19,615 --> 01:32:23,676
About the man in your life.
After all, there must be a man.

1375
01:32:25,254 --> 01:32:26,983
I would have spilled before...

1376
01:32:27,056 --> 01:32:31,015
...but I found out that his wife's
a friend of our palsy-walsy's.

1377
01:32:31,694 --> 01:32:32,956
Who is it? Tell me.

1378
01:32:33,029 --> 01:32:36,624
- Ever hear them speak of Sylvia Fowler?
- Yes, I think so.

1379
01:32:37,433 --> 01:32:40,231
It's the dame's husband, Howard Fowler.

1380
01:32:41,104 --> 01:32:42,332
How sweet!

1381
01:32:42,405 --> 01:32:44,965
Yeah, and all he had to do
to get rid of her was...

1382
01:32:45,041 --> 01:32:46,338
You got the jackpot!

1383
01:32:47,143 --> 01:32:48,405
Hello, girls.

1384
01:32:48,478 --> 01:32:51,174
- Hello, babe. How does it feel to be free?
- Great.

1385
01:32:51,247 --> 01:32:53,613
- You lie.
- Have it your own way.

1386
01:32:53,683 --> 01:32:56,015
Mary, could I see you for a minute?

1387
01:32:56,085 --> 01:32:58,747
Certainly, dear.
As my last official act in Reno...

1388
01:32:58,821 --> 01:33:02,086
...I'm going to prepare the supper
with my own little hands.

1389
01:33:02,158 --> 01:33:04,888
- Lucy, any mail?
- Here it is, my lady.

1390
01:33:06,696 --> 01:33:08,357
It's from Edith.

1391
01:33:08,564 --> 01:33:12,694
- Can't mistake that childish handwriting.
- Coming! Reckon that's the new boarder.

1392
01:33:12,768 --> 01:33:15,896
Just got in on the afternoon train
from New York.

1393
01:33:18,141 --> 01:33:19,267
Listen to this:

1394
01:33:19,342 --> 01:33:23,472
"Dear Mary, the stork has just delivered
Phelps and me another female!"

1395
01:33:23,546 --> 01:33:25,776
Good heavens! That makes eight girls.

1396
01:33:25,848 --> 01:33:28,612
Eight little cherubs. How sweet!

1397
01:33:28,684 --> 01:33:32,245
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour. Toujours l'amour!</i>

1398
01:33:35,224 --> 01:33:37,556
Who the heck is paging <i>L'amour</i>?

1399
01:33:46,402 --> 01:33:48,996
Here I am, girls. Move over.

1400
01:33:49,639 --> 01:33:52,107
- Where's the porter?
- What's that contraption?

1401
01:33:52,175 --> 01:33:53,403
An English saddle.

1402
01:33:53,476 --> 01:33:56,445
I refuse to learn to ride
one of those Western things.

1403
01:33:56,512 --> 01:33:58,844
- Did you ever see a horse laugh?
- Pardon?

1404
01:33:58,915 --> 01:34:00,576
You're going to.

1405
01:34:01,017 --> 01:34:03,042
Here's a letter for you.

1406
01:34:03,753 --> 01:34:07,883
Want to go to your room,
or stay here and dish with your buddies?

1407
01:34:08,057 --> 01:34:09,615
I'll be along.

1408
01:34:12,728 --> 01:34:14,958
- <i>Et tu</i>, <i>Brute?</i>
- Darling.

1409
01:34:15,932 --> 01:34:17,559
What a gathering of the clan.

1410
01:34:17,633 --> 01:34:21,091
- Why didn't you send a wire?
- They told me to put nothing on paper.

1411
01:34:21,170 --> 01:34:22,831
Anyway, here I am.

1412
01:34:23,873 --> 01:34:25,500
Another member of the big roundup?

1413
01:34:25,575 --> 01:34:27,805
This is the Countess De Lave,
Mrs. Howard Fowler.

1414
01:34:27,877 --> 01:34:29,367
How do you do?

1415
01:34:30,446 --> 01:34:32,778
- And Mrs. Aarons.
- How do you do?

1416
01:34:33,316 --> 01:34:34,806
How do you do?

1417
01:34:35,885 --> 01:34:38,217
Howard Fowler,
the man I trusted my life with...

1418
01:34:38,287 --> 01:34:41,222
...has kicked me out for some filthy beezle.

1419
01:34:41,290 --> 01:34:44,282
Don't go, darling. We're all girls together.

1420
01:34:44,727 --> 01:34:47,457
- Pour Mrs. Fowler a little drinkie.
- Okay.

1421
01:34:47,530 --> 01:34:50,192
But he couldn't have kicked you out,
not Howard.

1422
01:34:50,266 --> 01:34:54,600
Is that so? That's all you know about him.
The man's a fiend, an absolute Borgia!

1423
01:34:54,670 --> 01:34:56,604
You wouldn't believe the things he did.

1424
01:34:56,672 --> 01:35:00,733
One day, he picked a quarrel with me,
so I ordered him out of the house.

1425
01:35:00,810 --> 01:35:03,210
He had Dictographs
hidden all over the place.

1426
01:35:03,279 --> 01:35:05,839
And I gave him complete grounds
for incompatibility.

1427
01:35:05,915 --> 01:35:09,373
All recorded on nasty little discs
in the most awful-sounding language.

1428
01:35:09,452 --> 01:35:13,513
Then he told me that if I didn't go to Reno
to divorce him, he'd go to divorce me.

1429
01:35:13,589 --> 01:35:15,716
Divorce me, ruin my reputation!

1430
01:35:15,791 --> 01:35:18,555
- Who is the woman?
- Nobody knows, not even Winchell!

1431
01:35:18,995 --> 01:35:21,020
- Here you are, sister. Buck up!
- Thanks.

1432
01:35:21,097 --> 01:35:23,759
Here's to cupid.
Tomorrow you can start looking around.

1433
01:35:23,833 --> 01:35:26,529
You're right,
I don't intend to sit around and act glum.

1434
01:35:26,602 --> 01:35:28,900
When I think of what
I've sacrificed for him.

1435
01:35:28,971 --> 01:35:32,099
- Such as what, Mrs. Fowler?
- I gave him my youth!

1436
01:35:33,509 --> 01:35:35,534
Air mail, special delivery.

1437
01:35:35,611 --> 01:35:38,478
Probably a bill forwarded to me
by Howard, the skunk!

1438
01:35:39,015 --> 01:35:41,108
It's from Carol Hammond.

1439
01:35:43,152 --> 01:35:45,848
She says Edith Potter's baby
is another catastrophe.

1440
01:35:46,188 --> 01:35:48,918
Looks like Phelps has lungs like a bull.

1441
01:35:54,297 --> 01:35:56,788
There was a clipping in here, where is it?

1442
01:36:02,672 --> 01:36:03,730
Give me that!

1443
01:36:06,309 --> 01:36:07,742
Hey, you...

1444
01:36:08,878 --> 01:36:10,675
Wait a minute, you!

1445
01:36:11,180 --> 01:36:14,047
- Wasn't your name Aarons?
- What's it to you, Mrs. Fowler?

1446
01:36:14,116 --> 01:36:15,777
You stay right where you are!

1447
01:36:16,419 --> 01:36:18,785
"Miriam Aarons is now being Renovated.

1448
01:36:19,221 --> 01:36:21,917
"Three guesses Mrs. Fowler,
as to who she's going to marry."

1449
01:36:23,025 --> 01:36:24,185
Why, Miriam!

1450
01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:27,821
Why can't those moldy rags
leave a successful divorce alone?

1451
01:36:28,030 --> 01:36:29,827
- Why, you little...
- Now, Sylvia!

1452
01:36:29,899 --> 01:36:31,025
- Did you know?
- No!

1453
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:32,931
What do you care? You don't love him.

1454
01:36:33,002 --> 01:36:35,664
That is irrelevant.
How much did he settle on you?

1455
01:36:35,738 --> 01:36:38,138
I made Howard pay for what he wants.

1456
01:36:38,207 --> 01:36:40,971
You made him pay
for what he doesn't want.

1457
01:36:41,043 --> 01:36:42,533
Why, you filthy...

1458
01:36:42,611 --> 01:36:45,079
Don't call me names,
you Park Avenue playgirl!

1459
01:36:45,147 --> 01:36:47,672
I know a lot more words than you do.

1460
01:36:48,718 --> 01:36:50,982
Don't you dare strike me,
I've got glasses on!

1461
01:36:51,053 --> 01:36:53,783
- Now you haven't.
- How do you like that?

1462
01:36:56,792 --> 01:36:59,590
Miriam, darling, don't be vulgar!

1463
01:37:02,298 --> 01:37:04,858
My hat! How do you like that?

1464
01:37:05,968 --> 01:37:07,697
My hat! Let me go!

1465
01:37:23,185 --> 01:37:25,551
Pretty well-matched, ain't they?

1466
01:37:27,790 --> 01:37:29,018
Get off of me!

1467
01:37:29,091 --> 01:37:30,353
Do something!

1468
01:37:30,426 --> 01:37:34,829
Leave them enjoy themselves.
I'll get the smelling salts for the loser.

1469
01:37:35,398 --> 01:37:38,697
Take it easy, Mrs. Fowler.
I'm only trying to help in my own way.

1470
01:37:38,768 --> 01:37:40,235
You big moose!

1471
01:37:41,837 --> 01:37:42,963
She's a cuckoo.

1472
01:37:50,646 --> 01:37:53,444
- Who's got iodine?
- In my bathroom. Help her, Peggy.

1473
01:37:53,516 --> 01:37:55,609
I've got to be careful of hydrophobia.

1474
01:37:59,255 --> 01:38:02,122
Mary, how could you let her do that to me?

1475
01:38:02,391 --> 01:38:03,653
Forget it.

1476
01:38:03,726 --> 01:38:07,457
You're on her side! My own cousin.
And after all I've done for you.

1477
01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:10,226
- Just what have you done for me?
- I warned you.

1478
01:38:10,299 --> 01:38:12,460
I'm not exactly grateful for that.

1479
01:38:12,535 --> 01:38:14,696
You're getting exactly what you deserved.

1480
01:38:14,770 --> 01:38:18,103
Plenty of the girls are tickled to death!
I hate you!

1481
01:38:18,174 --> 01:38:22,577
I hate everybody!

1482
01:38:22,812 --> 01:38:26,339
- Listen, Mrs. Fowler, you got the hysterics!
- You wait!

1483
01:38:26,449 --> 01:38:30,715
Someday you'll need a girlfriend,
then you'll think of your treachery to me!

1484
01:38:34,390 --> 01:38:35,857
Poor creatures.

1485
01:38:36,192 --> 01:38:40,595
They've lost their equilibrium
because they've lost their faith in love.

1486
01:38:41,497 --> 01:38:43,522
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>

1487
01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:47,534
"A man can ride a horse to the range above

1488
01:38:47,736 --> 01:38:51,365
"But a woman has to ride
on the wings of love"

1489
01:38:56,345 --> 01:38:59,610
A nice little bout between
a couple of lady palookas.

1490
01:38:59,715 --> 01:39:01,376
Right. We're really a couple of cats.

1491
01:39:02,685 --> 01:39:05,176
- Did you want to see me, Peggy?
- Yes.

1492
01:39:05,855 --> 01:39:08,050
I'm going to have a baby.

1493
01:39:11,093 --> 01:39:12,924
What shall I do?

1494
01:39:13,229 --> 01:39:16,892
Darling! Don't cry.

1495
01:39:18,234 --> 01:39:21,397
- That's splendid.
- Okay, baby!

1496
01:39:21,670 --> 01:39:26,334
- What's John's telephone number?
- Eldorado 53598.

1497
01:39:26,442 --> 01:39:30,742
- Wait a minute. What is it?
- Eldorado 53598.

1498
01:39:31,981 --> 01:39:35,610
- I can't tell him.
- Why not? Isn't he old enough to know?

1499
01:39:36,051 --> 01:39:37,416
Long distance, please.

1500
01:39:37,486 --> 01:39:41,718
I always wanted a baby,
but what can I do with it now?

1501
01:39:41,924 --> 01:39:45,553
- You can enter it for Harvard.
- Or land it with the Marines.

1502
01:39:45,694 --> 01:39:48,356
New York. Eldorado 359...

1503
01:39:48,797 --> 01:39:52,062
53598.

1504
01:39:52,301 --> 01:39:54,769
I can't tell him.
I wouldn't know how to begin.

1505
01:39:54,837 --> 01:39:56,668
You'll know when you hear his voice.

1506
01:39:56,739 --> 01:40:00,140
It's no use.
You don't know the things he said to me.

1507
01:40:00,342 --> 01:40:02,071
I have my pride.

1508
01:40:02,344 --> 01:40:05,677
Reno's full of women
who have their pride, sweetheart.

1509
01:40:05,748 --> 01:40:09,479
It's a pretty chilly exchange
for the guy you're stuck on.

1510
01:40:09,618 --> 01:40:11,950
Mr. Day, please. Reno calling.

1511
01:40:12,488 --> 01:40:14,285
Mr. Day? Just a minute.

1512
01:40:14,356 --> 01:40:17,189
Suffering Saints!
That guy must live by the phone.

1513
01:40:17,259 --> 01:40:18,487
Johnny?

1514
01:40:21,363 --> 01:40:25,299
Hello. No, I'm not sick.

1515
01:40:27,937 --> 01:40:29,928
I'm all right, but...

1516
01:40:30,339 --> 01:40:33,308
I'm going to have a baby.

1517
01:40:38,213 --> 01:40:39,908
Darling, are you?

1518
01:40:41,550 --> 01:40:43,142
Darling, do you?

1519
01:40:43,953 --> 01:40:45,944
Darling, so do I.

1520
01:40:49,725 --> 01:40:50,987
So do I.

1521
01:40:51,860 --> 01:40:54,124
Of course I forgive you.

1522
01:40:54,997 --> 01:40:59,457
Yes, precious.
Yes, lamb, on the very next train.

1523
01:41:07,943 --> 01:41:10,537
Do you mind if I reverse the charges?

1524
01:41:13,082 --> 01:41:14,811
Goodbye, precious.

1525
01:41:28,297 --> 01:41:30,891
Don't expect me for dinner.
I've got to pack.

1526
01:41:30,966 --> 01:41:31,523
What happened?

1527
01:41:32,334 --> 01:41:35,861
When I get back I'm going to do
everything John says.

1528
01:41:36,572 --> 01:41:37,698
Good.

1529
01:41:37,806 --> 01:41:39,933
I'm so happy, I could cry.

1530
01:41:43,212 --> 01:41:47,012
Listen, sister, when are you going
to get wise to yourself?

1531
01:41:48,050 --> 01:41:49,950
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.

1532
01:41:51,787 --> 01:41:55,416
- Why, I was divorced this morning.
- A Reno divorce.

1533
01:42:03,899 --> 01:42:06,493
No, Operator, we completed that call.

1534
01:42:13,075 --> 01:42:14,667
Listen to me.

1535
01:42:15,110 --> 01:42:17,840
There's nothing you could say
that I haven't heard.

1536
01:42:17,913 --> 01:42:20,347
Sure? Maybe I got a new slant.

1537
01:42:20,582 --> 01:42:25,417
I come from a world where a woman's got
to come out on top or it's too darn bad.

1538
01:42:25,487 --> 01:42:30,390
Talk to me all you want.
What does it come to? Compromise.

1539
01:42:30,526 --> 01:42:34,121
What the heck! A woman is
compromised the day she's born.

1540
01:42:35,397 --> 01:42:37,922
Can't compromise with utter defeat.

1541
01:42:38,834 --> 01:42:40,301
He doesn't want me.

1542
01:42:40,369 --> 01:42:44,135
- How do you know?
- I've waited every day to hear from him.

1543
01:42:44,540 --> 01:42:47,202
- Did you write to him?
- Of course not.

1544
01:42:47,643 --> 01:42:50,510
How do you know
he hasn't been waiting, too?

1545
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:54,408
Listen, honey,
I've been through all this before.

1546
01:42:54,750 --> 01:42:56,684
I lost my man, too.

1547
01:42:56,952 --> 01:42:57,941
You?

1548
01:42:58,020 --> 01:43:00,818
It only happened once.
Got wise to myself after that.

1549
01:43:00,889 --> 01:43:03,016
How did I lose him?

1550
01:43:03,459 --> 01:43:07,361
We didn't have enough dough
to get married and I wouldn't...

1551
01:43:07,763 --> 01:43:10,789
I had my pride.
Heaven knows where I got it.

1552
01:43:11,800 --> 01:43:14,701
I liked him a lot better
than I've ever liked anybody since.

1553
01:43:14,770 --> 01:43:17,500
One day, my Romeo took
a little walkout on me.

1554
01:43:17,573 --> 01:43:19,837
I made a terrible row. Why shouldn't I?

1555
01:43:19,908 --> 01:43:22,536
But what I ought not to have done
was to run away...

1556
01:43:22,611 --> 01:43:25,739
...and leave him in the clutches
of that woman, like a coward.

1557
01:43:25,814 --> 01:43:29,511
That's what you are, Mary Haines,
you're a blithering coward.

1558
01:43:31,920 --> 01:43:33,046
Why?

1559
01:43:34,690 --> 01:43:36,817
Because I wouldn't stay
to be second fiddle?

1560
01:43:36,892 --> 01:43:40,419
Because you ran out of the trenches
under fire. You deserted him.

1561
01:43:40,496 --> 01:43:43,090
- I deserted him?
- Sure you did.

1562
01:43:43,165 --> 01:43:46,828
You think he wants to be
in the grip of that red-headed octopus?

1563
01:43:46,902 --> 01:43:51,168
If you'd given him a chance,
he'd have asked you not to get a divorce.

1564
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:54,201
Why, Miriam, he did ask me.

1565
01:43:54,610 --> 01:43:57,408
- And you still ran away?
- Yes.

1566
01:43:58,781 --> 01:44:01,443
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine.

1567
01:44:01,517 --> 01:44:05,112
Listen, honey, don't you know
that we dames have got to be...

1568
01:44:05,187 --> 01:44:08,486
...a lot more to the guy we marry
than a schoolgirl sweetheart?

1569
01:44:08,557 --> 01:44:13,256
We got to be a wife.
And a mother, and a pal.

1570
01:44:13,428 --> 01:44:15,157
And a nursemaid.

1571
01:44:15,731 --> 01:44:19,667
Sometimes, when it comes to the point,
we've even got to be a cutie.

1572
01:44:19,735 --> 01:44:23,865
You should have licked that girl
where she licked you, in his arms.

1573
01:44:24,006 --> 01:44:26,236
That's where you win in the first round.

1574
01:44:26,308 --> 01:44:29,471
And if I know men,
it's still Custer's Last Stand.

1575
01:44:30,212 --> 01:44:31,372
Shocked you?

1576
01:44:31,446 --> 01:44:36,247
Okay, sister, but my idea of love
is that love isn't ashamed of nothing.

1577
01:44:36,318 --> 01:44:40,186
That's easy enough to say, Miriam,
but that girl's in his blood.

1578
01:44:40,889 --> 01:44:44,120
I couldn't have stayed under the same roof
with him and faced that.

1579
01:44:44,193 --> 01:44:46,855
Why not? Suppose the guy had smallpox.

1580
01:44:46,929 --> 01:44:50,695
Would you had liked to have faced that?
But you'd have done it.

1581
01:44:50,766 --> 01:44:55,328
This jam that he's in would make
a bad case of smallpox look like a carnival.

1582
01:44:55,404 --> 01:44:57,964
While the poor guy's
floundering around helpless...

1583
01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:01,305
...you remove the one protection he's got,
his legal marriage.

1584
01:45:01,376 --> 01:45:05,005
So he's stumbling around in the open,
delirious and unprotected...

1585
01:45:05,080 --> 01:45:07,776
...with a she-wolf in lamb's clothing
right on his heels.

1586
01:45:08,217 --> 01:45:10,048
And not one word of comfort out of you.

1587
01:45:10,118 --> 01:45:13,110
Because why? Because you're too busy
nursing your two-for-a-nickel pride.

1588
01:45:14,723 --> 01:45:19,023
Operator, we completed...
It's New York calling Mrs. Haines?

1589
01:45:22,397 --> 01:45:24,058
It's Mr. Haines?

1590
01:45:25,067 --> 01:45:29,731
Tell him you'll tear that divorce decree
into a million pieces and use it for confetti.

1591
01:45:33,742 --> 01:45:35,232
Hello, Stephen.

1592
01:45:38,247 --> 01:45:40,442
It's so good to hear your voice.

1593
01:45:43,652 --> 01:45:47,144
Yes, it went through on schedule
this morning.

1594
01:45:48,123 --> 01:45:49,852
But I can still...

1595
01:45:51,894 --> 01:45:53,486
But, Stephen...

1596
01:45:54,830 --> 01:45:55,819
No.

1597
01:45:57,132 --> 01:46:00,329
I haven't seen the papers.
How could I up here?

1598
01:46:13,882 --> 01:46:14,940
Yes.

1599
01:46:16,685 --> 01:46:18,653
I'd rather you told me.

1600
01:46:21,590 --> 01:46:23,057
Of course.

1601
01:46:24,660 --> 01:46:27,185
I understand the position you're in.

1602
01:46:33,802 --> 01:46:36,566
I hope you'll both be very happy.

1603
01:46:39,808 --> 01:46:44,711
Me? No, I have no plans.

1604
01:46:46,581 --> 01:46:48,208
No plans at all.

1605
01:46:52,688 --> 01:46:54,781
Do you mind if I hang up now?

1606
01:46:56,224 --> 01:46:58,886
Goodbye, Stephen.

1607
01:47:01,563 --> 01:47:03,622
He married her, didn't he?

1608
01:47:04,900 --> 01:47:05,924
Yes.

1609
01:47:07,769 --> 01:47:09,430
This afternoon.

1610
01:47:14,376 --> 01:47:16,936
I'm sorry I spoke so rough to you.

1611
01:47:17,913 --> 01:47:19,847
It's all right, sister.

1612
01:47:21,550 --> 01:47:23,211
It was a nice try.

1613
01:47:30,792 --> 01:47:34,785
I don't know what I'm kicking about.
I still have my pride.

1614
01:47:37,733 --> 01:47:40,497
Don't cry, honey.

1615
01:47:42,537 --> 01:47:44,971
Come on, buck up.

1616
01:48:00,622 --> 01:48:03,557
But <i>Madame</i> has been soaking
one whole hour.

1617
01:48:03,992 --> 01:48:05,926
- So what?
- <i>Monsieur</i> thinks that...

1618
01:48:05,994 --> 01:48:09,794
I told <i>Monsieur</i> the doctor ordered me
to soak in this foam for my nerves.

1619
01:48:09,865 --> 01:48:11,594
What do you want?

1620
01:48:11,666 --> 01:48:13,827
<i>Monsieur</i> suggests that you join him...

1621
01:48:13,902 --> 01:48:16,427
...and walk Little Mary
to her mother's apartment.

1622
01:48:16,505 --> 01:48:21,272
Holy mackerel, what a cheerful evening!
I'm so bored!

1623
01:48:22,077 --> 01:48:24,238
<i>Monsieur</i> says that it doesn't improve...

1624
01:48:24,312 --> 01:48:26,712
...<i>Madame</i>'s nerves
to stay so long in the water.

1625
01:48:26,782 --> 01:48:29,410
What'd he mean by that? A crack?

1626
01:48:29,785 --> 01:48:32,117
No, he did not say it that way, <i>Madame</i>.

1627
01:48:33,555 --> 01:48:34,715
I thought not.

1628
01:48:34,790 --> 01:48:39,022
I've been Mrs. Haines for 18 months now
without a single squawk.

1629
01:48:39,127 --> 01:48:42,187
That's some sort of a record
for Park Avenue.

1630
01:48:43,165 --> 01:48:44,154
Get out.

1631
01:48:44,533 --> 01:48:46,194
Get out! Go on!

1632
01:48:48,770 --> 01:48:50,260
Hello, you.

1633
01:48:51,706 --> 01:48:53,571
No, I'm in the tub.

1634
01:48:54,810 --> 01:48:58,541
Yeah, and I'm shriveled to a peanut
waiting for this call.

1635
01:48:59,347 --> 01:49:01,815
And say, listen,
don't call me anymore today.

1636
01:49:01,883 --> 01:49:05,717
If there's any calling to be done,
I'll call you. It's safer.

1637
01:49:05,921 --> 01:49:06,910
I know.

1638
01:49:06,988 --> 01:49:10,549
When I had this phone put in here,
I thought I'd have a little privacy...

1639
01:49:10,625 --> 01:49:15,585
...but the way people barge in and out,
you'd think it was Grand Central Station.

1640
01:49:16,765 --> 01:49:17,925
What?

1641
01:49:19,935 --> 01:49:23,666
Maybe it's a good thing
you're going to the Coast tomorrow.

1642
01:49:24,072 --> 01:49:26,734
It's getting to be too risky.

1643
01:49:29,077 --> 01:49:30,476
Say, listen.

1644
01:49:30,779 --> 01:49:35,079
I've worked too hard to land
this meal ticket to make any false moves.

1645
01:49:36,184 --> 01:49:37,549
Romance?

1646
01:49:38,153 --> 01:49:40,587
Peace is a whole lot more to me
than any romance.

1647
01:49:40,655 --> 01:49:44,182
They're not going to get me
out on that limb again, ever!

1648
01:49:45,427 --> 01:49:46,758
What?

1649
01:49:49,464 --> 01:49:50,931
Sure, I'll miss you, baby.

1650
01:49:51,533 --> 01:49:54,127
I'll miss you like nobody's business.

1651
01:49:54,769 --> 01:49:56,703
I'll say, we had fun.

1652
01:49:58,373 --> 01:50:00,170
I'll call you back.

1653
01:50:02,711 --> 01:50:04,269
Who told you to come in here?

1654
01:50:04,613 --> 01:50:08,447
Daddy. He's going to take me home now,
and I want to say good night.

1655
01:50:08,517 --> 01:50:09,916
Don't go, darling.

1656
01:50:12,120 --> 01:50:14,486
Hand me that sponge there, will you?

1657
01:50:14,656 --> 01:50:16,783
- Please?
- Please.

1658
01:50:20,495 --> 01:50:21,621
Good night.

1659
01:50:21,696 --> 01:50:24,563
You're in a hurry to tell Daddy about it,
aren't you?

1660
01:50:24,633 --> 01:50:27,124
- About what?
- My talk on the telephone.

1661
01:50:27,202 --> 01:50:30,035
I don't understand
grownups on the telephone.

1662
01:50:30,105 --> 01:50:33,438
- They all sound silly. Good night.
- Good night, who?

1663
01:50:37,846 --> 01:50:40,713
You've been told to call me Auntie Crystal.

1664
01:50:41,149 --> 01:50:43,811
- Won't you do it?
- Yes.

1665
01:50:44,519 --> 01:50:45,884
Yes, what?

1666
01:50:46,821 --> 01:50:49,381
- Yes, good night.
- You sit down there.

1667
01:50:50,692 --> 01:50:52,717
It's hot in here. I've got my coat on.

1668
01:50:53,061 --> 01:50:56,053
You heard me, young lady.
I said, "Sit down"!

1669
01:50:56,898 --> 01:51:00,299
Now, we're going to have this out,
once and for all.

1670
01:51:02,003 --> 01:51:05,598
I've done my best to be friends with you,
but you refuse to cooperate.

1671
01:51:05,674 --> 01:51:07,835
- What?
- Cooperate!

1672
01:51:09,811 --> 01:51:13,372
Now, answer my question.
You don't like me. Why?

1673
01:51:16,351 --> 01:51:19,013
- Good night, Crystal.
- I said, "Why?"

1674
01:51:20,388 --> 01:51:23,653
Crystal, my mother told me
I wasn't to be rude to you.

1675
01:51:24,025 --> 01:51:27,586
Young lady, you're going to give me
one good reason why you don't like me.

1676
01:51:28,163 --> 01:51:29,858
I never said I didn't like you.

1677
01:51:29,931 --> 01:51:33,458
- But you don't like me, do you?
- No, but I never said so.

1678
01:51:33,735 --> 01:51:37,296
I've been very polite,
considering you're something awful.

1679
01:51:37,639 --> 01:51:39,937
Wait until your father hears about this!

1680
01:51:40,942 --> 01:51:44,503
Listen, Daddy doesn't think
you're so wonderful anymore.

1681
01:51:45,280 --> 01:51:48,909
- Did he tell you that?
- No. He always pretends you're all right.

1682
01:51:48,984 --> 01:51:52,442
You wouldn't know about such things,
but my Daddy is a gentleman.

1683
01:51:52,520 --> 01:51:55,512
He never talks against any woman,
not even you.

1684
01:51:55,590 --> 01:51:59,993
But we understand, Daddy and I,
without ever saying a word to each other.

1685
01:52:00,061 --> 01:52:02,586
I bet you've done plenty
of blabbing to your mother.

1686
01:52:02,664 --> 01:52:06,725
No, I haven't. It's my job
to try and make Mother feel cheerful.

1687
01:52:07,736 --> 01:52:10,728
Go on, get out of here.
Scram! On your way!

1688
01:52:12,073 --> 01:52:16,237
And another thing. I think this bathroom
is perfectly ridiculous!

1689
01:52:16,311 --> 01:52:18,142
Good night, Crystal.

1690
01:52:19,748 --> 01:52:21,272
Why, you...

1691
01:52:25,020 --> 01:52:26,612
I told you not to call me back here again.

1692
01:52:26,688 --> 01:52:28,485
It's too dangerous.

1693
01:52:28,757 --> 01:52:31,555
That little Haines brat was just in here.

1694
01:52:32,027 --> 01:52:34,587
You've been drinking. Yes, you have!

1695
01:52:34,663 --> 01:52:38,599
You're all lit up or you wouldn't want me
to be taking any chances either.

1696
01:52:38,667 --> 01:52:41,363
- May I come in?
- Just a minute, Sylvia.

1697
01:52:42,437 --> 01:52:43,699
Here comes more trouble.

1698
01:52:43,772 --> 01:52:48,471
I'm going to hang up and don't you dare
call me here again! Do you understand?

1699
01:52:50,245 --> 01:52:51,371
Come in, dear.

1700
01:52:53,048 --> 01:52:55,278
I was out in the open when you called.

1701
01:52:55,350 --> 01:52:58,285
- I hope you'll forgive me for being modest.
- You? Modest?

1702
01:52:58,353 --> 01:53:02,289
I'll tell that to my psychoanalyst.
I have to tell him everything!

1703
01:53:02,357 --> 01:53:04,518
That must be a great effort.

1704
01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:07,185
I don't mind talking about myself...

1705
01:53:07,262 --> 01:53:10,561
...but discussing my friends
does make me feel disloyal.

1706
01:53:10,632 --> 01:53:13,396
I just saw poor Stephen
leaving with Little Mary.

1707
01:53:13,468 --> 01:53:15,902
He looked awfully tired and worn.

1708
01:53:16,004 --> 01:53:18,700
Dr. Sylvester says
Stephen has a guilt complex.

1709
01:53:20,542 --> 01:53:21,702
A what?

1710
01:53:21,910 --> 01:53:24,606
- Want me to scrub your back a bit, dear?
- Yeah.

1711
01:53:25,146 --> 01:53:26,545
Here, hold this.

1712
01:53:26,748 --> 01:53:29,114
Dr. Sylvester says that men like Steve
can't admit...

1713
01:53:29,184 --> 01:53:31,414
...what they feel for a woman is not love.

1714
01:53:31,486 --> 01:53:33,317
- You're taking my skin off!
- Sorry.

1715
01:53:33,388 --> 01:53:35,447
He says that's why Stephen married you.

1716
01:53:35,523 --> 01:53:39,459
To convince himself that your friendship
had dignity and importance.

1717
01:53:39,527 --> 01:53:42,587
Who are you to laugh?
I've made good with my husband.

1718
01:53:42,664 --> 01:53:44,859
That's how you talk
after all I've done for you?

1719
01:53:44,933 --> 01:53:46,059
Done what?

1720
01:53:46,134 --> 01:53:47,931
You knew no one
when you married Stephen.

1721
01:53:48,002 --> 01:53:51,631
- It wasn't easy to put you over.
- And who said you put me over?

1722
01:53:51,706 --> 01:53:53,970
I've gotten you into some
of our very best homes!

1723
01:53:54,042 --> 01:53:56,840
Yes, for some of their very best insults.

1724
01:54:01,182 --> 01:54:02,171
What?

1725
01:54:02,250 --> 01:54:05,344
Who was Mrs. Buck Winston
before she married Buck Winston?

1726
01:54:05,420 --> 01:54:10,016
<i>La Comtesse</i> De Lave. Imagine giving up
a title to marry that cowhand.

1727
01:54:10,125 --> 01:54:12,855
I laugh every time I think
she got him into radio.

1728
01:54:12,927 --> 01:54:15,794
My dear, he's positively
the chambermaid's delight!

1729
01:54:17,232 --> 01:54:18,256
Is he?

1730
01:54:18,533 --> 01:54:20,831
Mrs. Potter is on the phone
for you, Mrs. Fowler.

1731
01:54:20,902 --> 01:54:22,733
I'll take it in here.

1732
01:54:25,306 --> 01:54:27,501
But it's on the other phone, <i>Madame</i>.

1733
01:54:27,675 --> 01:54:29,006
Other phone?

1734
01:54:30,078 --> 01:54:32,706
That charming little instrument
is not an extension?

1735
01:54:32,781 --> 01:54:35,909
Stephen does so much business on
the other phone, I got my own.

1736
01:54:35,984 --> 01:54:38,612
I'll bet that Stephen thinks
it's an extension.

1737
01:54:38,686 --> 01:54:40,881
Stephen doesn't mooch
around my bathroom.

1738
01:54:41,022 --> 01:54:44,583
- That's pretty obvious.
- Go on, answer the telephone.

1739
01:54:45,693 --> 01:54:47,854
Tell her I'll call her back.

1740
01:54:51,666 --> 01:54:54,396
Why, you sly little fox, you!

1741
01:54:54,469 --> 01:54:57,700
This settles a question that's been
on my mind from the beginning.

1742
01:54:57,772 --> 01:55:00,764
- What do you mean?
- You put that in here to talk to a man.

1743
01:55:00,842 --> 01:55:02,400
- Don't be ridiculous!
- Don't lie!

1744
01:55:02,477 --> 01:55:05,810
You're not Stephen's type.
I don't know why he picked you up.

1745
01:55:05,880 --> 01:55:09,247
I've got to take a shower.
Wait for me in my bedroom.

1746
01:55:11,519 --> 01:55:14,352
I used this cream. It brought out a rash.

1747
01:55:14,956 --> 01:55:19,290
Don't you dare touch that telephone!
Give me that phone!

1748
01:55:22,530 --> 01:55:24,225
What did he say?

1749
01:55:24,799 --> 01:55:29,065
Not a thing. Not a single thing.
He was singing!

1750
01:55:29,137 --> 01:55:30,866
All right. So what?

1751
01:55:38,012 --> 01:55:39,445
How could you?

1752
01:55:39,514 --> 01:55:43,575
Buck Winston, the chambermaid's delight!

1753
01:55:44,619 --> 01:55:48,555
You haven't got a thing on me,
Sylvia Fowler. Not a single thing!

1754
01:55:48,756 --> 01:55:52,351
Do I care? I'm mum as an oyster.
I don't want Stephen to find out.

1755
01:55:52,427 --> 01:55:54,520
It would give Mary too much satisfaction.

1756
01:55:54,596 --> 01:55:57,531
If you hang on to Stephen,
we'll both be happy.

1757
01:55:57,632 --> 01:55:59,725
- Will you shake on that?
- Why not?

1758
01:56:01,870 --> 01:56:02,393
Is the coast clear?

1759
01:56:02,470 --> 01:56:05,667
All clear, Mrs. Morehead.
They're having a very gay dinner party.

1760
01:56:07,208 --> 01:56:09,699
I'm still glad I went to the movies.
I'm starving. Those dreadful women!

1761
01:56:09,777 --> 01:56:12,439
How my daughter can tolerate them,
I'll never understand.

1762
01:56:12,514 --> 01:56:16,348
Mrs. Haines cooked for them in Reno,
the night she got her divorce, so she...

1763
01:56:16,417 --> 01:56:18,681
So she feels she has to feed them annually.

1764
01:56:18,753 --> 01:56:20,846
Did they bring
the same husbands this time?

1765
01:56:20,922 --> 01:56:24,688
I guess so. They couldn't all
very well get new ones in two years.

1766
01:56:24,759 --> 01:56:28,855
The approach of the innocents.
I leave you my share of them, Jane.

1767
01:56:31,032 --> 01:56:33,466
Miriam, how's matrimony?
Still making a go of it?

1768
01:56:33,535 --> 01:56:36,129
My reconstruction job
on Howard Fowler would make...

1769
01:56:36,204 --> 01:56:38,729
...the Boulder Dam look like an egg cup.

1770
01:56:38,806 --> 01:56:43,004
Can't we get off to the Casino Roof?
Johnny and I have to be home by 4:00.

1771
01:56:43,077 --> 01:56:47,036
Little Johnny always wakes up.
He said the cutest thing the other day.

1772
01:56:47,248 --> 01:56:48,772
He said, "Dada."

1773
01:56:48,850 --> 01:56:50,977
When does he enter college?

1774
01:56:51,519 --> 01:56:54,215
- Where's Flora?
- She's at the bar, drinking with the men.

1775
01:56:54,289 --> 01:56:56,086
Tell her you want to get going.

1776
01:56:56,157 --> 01:56:59,786
What's the hurry? One more drink
and Flora will float up on her own breath.

1777
01:56:59,861 --> 01:57:02,728
Do you want to hear something
about Sylvia?

1778
01:57:02,931 --> 01:57:06,298
She's going to that new psychoanalyst.
You know, Dr. Sylvester.

1779
01:57:06,367 --> 01:57:09,962
- Why, he's a dreadful fake!
- Isn't it a scream? She's mad about him!

1780
01:57:10,038 --> 01:57:12,836
Do you know what she pays an hour
just to drool at him?

1781
01:57:12,907 --> 01:57:15,501
- $100.
- It's worth $1 million!

1782
01:57:15,577 --> 01:57:17,602
You should make up with Sylvia.

1783
01:57:17,679 --> 01:57:20,113
She's livid at how
you've high-hatted her since Reno.

1784
01:57:20,181 --> 01:57:22,342
I'd rather have her for a friend
than an enemy.

1785
01:57:22,417 --> 01:57:23,816
I wouldn't.

1786
01:57:24,786 --> 01:57:29,246
<i>Quelle soir�e!</i> What a lovely party!

1787
01:57:31,125 --> 01:57:36,119
Isn't it wonderful to see all our lives
so settled, temporarily?

1788
01:57:36,297 --> 01:57:39,425
Do put that poor darling Freddy
out of his misery.

1789
01:57:39,601 --> 01:57:41,967
- How, shoot him?
- Marry him, dear.

1790
01:57:42,036 --> 01:57:43,560
<i>L'amour</i>, <i>l'amour.</i>

1791
01:57:43,638 --> 01:57:46,937
- I'll get your wrap. Which one?
- I don't think I'll be going.

1792
01:57:47,008 --> 01:57:48,839
But why?

1793
01:57:49,811 --> 01:57:53,372
You're not cross because my Buck's
had a wee drop too much?

1794
01:57:53,448 --> 01:57:56,474
Don't be modest, Flora.
Your ducky is stinko.

1795
01:57:56,651 --> 01:57:59,279
Do come. This is really our farewell party.

1796
01:57:59,354 --> 01:58:03,381
- I'm never coming back to New York.
- What's wrong with New York?

1797
01:58:03,658 --> 01:58:06,855
- Can I trust you?
- Probably not, dear. What is it?

1798
01:58:13,034 --> 01:58:15,730
Can we keep this between the five of us?

1799
01:58:16,437 --> 01:58:19,929
- The six of us.
- Shoot. It's a nationwide hookup.

1800
01:58:20,742 --> 01:58:24,678
You remember the way Buck
was always crooning love songs in my ear?

1801
01:58:24,746 --> 01:58:26,111
He doesn't do it anymore.

1802
01:58:26,180 --> 01:58:28,444
Maybe he's saving himself
for the microphone.

1803
01:58:28,516 --> 01:58:31,383
No, he isn't. He stays away
from home most of the time...

1804
01:58:31,452 --> 01:58:34,285
...and comes back smelling
of some strange perfume.

1805
01:58:34,355 --> 01:58:37,813
- Where does he say he's been?
- Visiting his horse.

1806
01:58:38,493 --> 01:58:40,791
That's why it's safer
to keep floating around.

1807
01:58:40,862 --> 01:58:43,387
- Poor Flora.
- Never mind, dear. Chin up!

1808
01:58:44,098 --> 01:58:46,259
That's right, both of them.

1809
01:58:46,934 --> 01:58:48,868
Good night.

1810
01:58:48,936 --> 01:58:53,532
I went up against a tribe of headhunters
in Africa, so I can take anything.

1811
01:58:54,542 --> 01:58:55,975
Good night, precious.

1812
01:58:56,044 --> 01:58:58,569
Since you're not going, I can tell you.

1813
01:58:58,646 --> 01:59:01,979
You'd have run right smack
into Stephen and Crystal and Sylvia.

1814
01:59:02,050 --> 01:59:04,416
They're having supper at the Casino Roof.

1815
01:59:04,485 --> 01:59:07,283
- You'd have let it happen?
- They've got to meet sometime.

1816
01:59:07,355 --> 01:59:11,291
- Why not get it over with?
- You know Mary hates situations.

1817
01:59:11,359 --> 01:59:12,690
I'm not so squeamish.

1818
01:59:12,760 --> 01:59:17,993
Wait till you see the cooing fest I put on
over Howard for dear, darling little Sylvia.

1819
01:59:18,232 --> 01:59:20,826
Good night, Mary darling.

1820
01:59:20,902 --> 01:59:23,837
I don't feel very much like going myself.
I hate this dress.

1821
01:59:23,905 --> 01:59:26,965
My husband says I look
as though I were going to sing in it.

1822
01:59:27,041 --> 01:59:30,169
- Good night.
- My love to little Johnny.

1823
01:59:30,244 --> 01:59:33,475
So long, darling.
Shall I spit in Crystal's eye for you?

1824
01:59:33,548 --> 01:59:38,110
You're passing up a swell chance, honey.
Where I spit, no grass grows ever!

1825
01:59:46,761 --> 01:59:48,888
- What are you doing?
- Fumigating!

1826
01:59:49,230 --> 01:59:50,254
Mother.

1827
01:59:50,565 --> 01:59:54,262
How do you stand those dreadful women,
even once a year?

1828
01:59:54,368 --> 01:59:55,562
An object lesson.

1829
01:59:55,636 --> 01:59:58,901
- Would you like me to help you, ma'am?
- No, thanks. You go to bed.

1830
01:59:58,973 --> 02:00:00,235
Good night, ma'am.

1831
02:00:00,308 --> 02:00:02,435
Good night, Mrs. Morehead.

1832
02:00:03,077 --> 02:00:05,238
- Good book?
- I think so.

1833
02:00:05,847 --> 02:00:07,906
It seems to be about love.

1834
02:00:08,583 --> 02:00:11,882
- I wish you could find...
- "Some nice man."

1835
02:00:12,720 --> 02:00:15,655
Haven't we been
over that enough times, dear?

1836
02:00:15,757 --> 02:00:18,191
I had the only one I ever wanted.

1837
02:00:19,160 --> 02:00:21,628
If it hadn't been for my pride...

1838
02:00:22,864 --> 02:00:26,425
But Stephen is happy, dear.
Why can't you forget him?

1839
02:00:26,501 --> 02:00:27,798
Now, Mother.

1840
02:00:28,069 --> 02:00:30,560
Cheer up.
Living alone has its compensations.

1841
02:00:30,638 --> 02:00:33,971
It's marvelous to be able
to spread out in bed like a swastika.

1842
02:00:34,041 --> 02:00:36,771
- Good night, dear.
- Good night, darling.

1843
02:00:36,844 --> 02:00:39,813
And don't read too long.
It'll hurt your eyes.

1844
02:01:10,011 --> 02:01:12,980
"But if you would seek
only love's pleasure...

1845
02:01:13,948 --> 02:01:18,942
"...then it is better for you to pass out
of love's domain into the outside world...

1846
02:01:20,755 --> 02:01:24,384
"...where you shall laugh,
but not all of your laughter...

1847
02:01:25,626 --> 02:01:27,253
"...and weep...

1848
02:01:27,829 --> 02:01:30,161
"...but not all of your tears."

1849
02:01:34,135 --> 02:01:35,329
Mother.

1850
02:01:39,006 --> 02:01:41,133
What's the matter, darling?

1851
02:01:42,844 --> 02:01:44,744
May I crawl in with you tonight?

1852
02:01:44,812 --> 02:01:48,009
Yes, but I'm so restless.
I'm apt to keep you awake, honey.

1853
02:01:48,082 --> 02:01:50,550
- I don't mind.
- Come on, jump in then.

1854
02:01:52,787 --> 02:01:55,051
That's the only good thing about divorce.

1855
02:01:55,122 --> 02:01:57,590
You get to sleep with your mother.

1856
02:01:57,892 --> 02:02:01,055
- I taste lipstick.
- I haven't washed yet.

1857
02:02:01,929 --> 02:02:03,487
Good night, darling.

1858
02:02:03,564 --> 02:02:06,362
You know,
you're a very sympathetic mother.

1859
02:02:06,434 --> 02:02:08,732
- Am I?
- Yes.

1860
02:02:08,803 --> 02:02:11,033
So would you scratch my back?

1861
02:02:14,175 --> 02:02:16,973
All right, but go to sleep.

1862
02:02:17,678 --> 02:02:21,546
- I can't go to sleep.
- Yes, you can, if you try. Good night.

1863
02:02:22,116 --> 02:02:25,017
No, I can't. I have such a big problem.

1864
02:02:25,820 --> 02:02:27,014
Have you?

1865
02:02:27,421 --> 02:02:30,913
Which is the most important,
truth or honor?

1866
02:02:30,992 --> 02:02:34,519
They're equally important, darling.
One doesn't exist without the other.

1867
02:02:34,595 --> 02:02:37,155
Yes, it does. It does with Daddy.

1868
02:02:37,565 --> 02:02:40,159
You see, tonight Daddy told me a lie.

1869
02:02:41,302 --> 02:02:43,702
- I don't think he did.
- Yes, he did.

1870
02:02:43,771 --> 02:02:48,105
He did it for an honorable reason,
but he shouldn't lie to me...

1871
02:02:48,309 --> 02:02:49,833
...even to save her skin.

1872
02:02:49,911 --> 02:02:51,640
- To save whose skin?
- Crystal's.

1873
02:02:51,712 --> 02:02:55,113
Walking home tonight,
Daddy said he was going up to Canada...

1874
02:02:55,449 --> 02:02:58,009
...where you and he had your honeymoon.

1875
02:02:58,085 --> 02:03:02,784
So I thought it was about time he stopped
pretending to me that he likes Crystal.

1876
02:03:04,058 --> 02:03:07,550
- But he does like her very much, dear.
- That's what he lets on.

1877
02:03:07,628 --> 02:03:10,290
If he'd only break down
and say he's going up there...

1878
02:03:10,364 --> 02:03:13,492
...because he simply can't bear her
another day.

1879
02:03:13,734 --> 02:03:16,259
- Why, Mary!
- He's so miserable.

1880
02:03:16,671 --> 02:03:21,665
He sits for hours all alone in his study,
with his head buried in his hands...

1881
02:03:21,742 --> 02:03:25,542
...while that silly thing plays solitaire
with the radio on.

1882
02:03:26,747 --> 02:03:29,079
Why haven't you told me
about Daddy before?

1883
02:03:29,150 --> 02:03:32,210
Because you've cried over him
just about enough.

1884
02:03:33,587 --> 02:03:36,112
- Please keep on scratching.
- Sorry.

1885
02:03:36,590 --> 02:03:39,525
I told Daddy tonight
I was going to tell you.

1886
02:03:39,660 --> 02:03:41,093
And what did he say?

1887
02:03:41,162 --> 02:03:44,563
He said not to because
why would you care how he feels.

1888
02:03:54,175 --> 02:03:57,372
- Is Crystal happy, do you think?
- I suppose she is.

1889
02:03:58,079 --> 02:04:01,776
She's got somebody she talks to
lovey-dovey on the phone.

1890
02:04:02,817 --> 02:04:05,081
Don't stop scratching, Mother.

1891
02:04:08,923 --> 02:04:11,721
- Do you know who it is?
- No, I don't know.

1892
02:04:12,827 --> 02:04:17,526
Guess you'd have to ask Auntie Sylvia.
They're together all the time.

1893
02:04:21,469 --> 02:04:24,768
- What are you doing?
- Go to sleep, darling.

1894
02:04:24,839 --> 02:04:27,069
- Are you getting dressed?
- Yes.

1895
02:04:27,141 --> 02:04:30,304
- You forgot you were invited to a party?
- Almost.

1896
02:04:31,512 --> 02:04:34,675
- Are you ill, dear? You rang.
- I never felt better in my life.

1897
02:04:34,749 --> 02:04:35,977
- Did you ring?
- Yes.

1898
02:04:36,050 --> 02:04:38,917
My new evening wrap and a taxi!
Don't stand there! Hurry!

1899
02:04:38,986 --> 02:04:41,181
Mary Haines, what is all this?

1900
02:04:41,922 --> 02:04:44,720
I've had two years to grow claws, Mother.

1901
02:04:44,792 --> 02:04:46,350
Jungle Red!

1902
02:05:01,909 --> 02:05:04,810
Did you see those quaint types
with the Vanderheisens?

1903
02:05:04,879 --> 02:05:07,905
Yes. What filthy-looking outsiders!
Who are they?

1904
02:05:07,982 --> 02:05:09,813
I wouldn't admit it if I knew, pet.

1905
02:05:09,884 --> 02:05:13,285
Really, something ought to be done
to protect New York.

1906
02:05:13,954 --> 02:05:17,253
Are you sure Mrs. Fowler
didn't leave the restaurant before I came?

1907
02:05:17,324 --> 02:05:19,519
- I'm sure.
- You know her by sight, don't you?

1908
02:05:19,593 --> 02:05:23,359
She's famous for the size of her tips.
Not even a thin dime.

1909
02:05:23,564 --> 02:05:26,624
But it's getting late.
Maybe she's decided not to come.

1910
02:05:26,867 --> 02:05:28,698
Yes, maybe. Thank you.

1911
02:05:29,170 --> 02:05:32,469
It's one thing to come out,
but quite another to go under the table.

1912
02:05:32,540 --> 02:05:36,101
Don't think I didn't hear that Princeton boy
call me an old drizzle-puss.

1913
02:05:36,177 --> 02:05:37,804
Try these smelling salts.

1914
02:05:37,878 --> 02:05:40,676
Please come back out.
You've been in here over an hour.

1915
02:05:40,748 --> 02:05:42,739
- Have I?
- Are you waiting for someone?

1916
02:05:42,817 --> 02:05:44,478
No, I have sort of a headache.

1917
02:05:44,552 --> 02:05:47,112
You're not going to get rid of it
in this bad air.

1918
02:05:47,188 --> 02:05:49,247
No, perhaps you're right.

1919
02:05:49,757 --> 02:05:52,157
- Thank you.
- Thank you, ma'am.

1920
02:05:53,961 --> 02:05:56,521
- Stephen is in such a mood.
- Lx-nay.

1921
02:05:58,099 --> 02:05:59,964
How do you do?

1922
02:06:01,669 --> 02:06:03,193
Hello, Peggy.

1923
02:06:07,475 --> 02:06:10,842
Stephen is going to give me pearls
for my birthday. Isn't that sweet?

1924
02:06:10,911 --> 02:06:14,506
You have me to thank for those, dear.
I told him you'd love them.

1925
02:06:14,582 --> 02:06:16,015
Thank you, darling.

1926
02:06:16,183 --> 02:06:17,741
I beg your pardon.

1927
02:06:18,319 --> 02:06:20,378
- Come on.
- I have to fix my makeup.

1928
02:06:20,454 --> 02:06:23,184
- Hurry up before they come back.
- Leave me alone.

1929
02:06:23,257 --> 02:06:24,554
Why, Mary!

1930
02:06:24,925 --> 02:06:29,385
So he says, "I got to go home on Sunday."
So I said, "Why do you got to?"

1931
02:06:29,463 --> 02:06:32,296
He says, "They always expect me home
on Easter Sunday."

1932
02:06:32,366 --> 02:06:34,891
I said, "What do they expect you to do,
lay an egg?"

1933
02:06:34,969 --> 02:06:36,766
What are you up to?

1934
02:06:39,006 --> 02:06:41,566
Did I tell you I'm going to Dr. Sylvester?

1935
02:06:41,642 --> 02:06:44,941
My dear, he keeps me for hours
and never sends me a bill.

1936
02:06:45,012 --> 02:06:47,537
He tells me the pleasure is all his.

1937
02:06:51,252 --> 02:06:54,551
You've never been
to Dr. Sylvester in your life!

1938
02:06:58,058 --> 02:07:00,288
You still here, Mary?

1939
02:07:01,495 --> 02:07:03,622
I've got stocking trouble.

1940
02:07:05,099 --> 02:07:06,396
What a bore.

1941
02:07:06,467 --> 02:07:08,833
- How have you been feeling?
- Quite well.

1942
02:07:08,903 --> 02:07:11,872
I just heard you say
you'd been to the doctor.

1943
02:07:12,540 --> 02:07:13,632
Jealous?

1944
02:07:13,707 --> 02:07:16,232
Don't be silly.
I'm not interested in Dr. Sylvester.

1945
02:07:16,310 --> 02:07:17,868
Dolly Dupuyster!

1946
02:07:17,945 --> 02:07:22,245
Hello, girls. My, but you look lovely.
Got any dirt for the column?

1947
02:07:22,316 --> 02:07:24,079
Not a thing, sweet.

1948
02:07:24,151 --> 02:07:26,847
No? Get me my coat, Sadie.
I might as well shove off.

1949
02:07:26,921 --> 02:07:29,822
- I've never seen such a clean joint.
- Don't be coy.

1950
02:07:29,890 --> 02:07:33,587
It's all over town what a fool you're making
of yourself over Dr. Sylvester.

1951
02:07:33,661 --> 02:07:36,425
Just a minute!
I'd thank you to explain that last crack.

1952
02:07:36,497 --> 02:07:37,623
Girls, Dolly Dupuyster!

1953
02:07:37,698 --> 02:07:40,394
You're paying him $100 an hour
just to hold your hand.

1954
02:07:40,467 --> 02:07:42,628
- Did he tell you that?
- Of course not.

1955
02:07:42,703 --> 02:07:45,001
He never discusses his patients.

1956
02:07:45,072 --> 02:07:47,267
- You aren't feeling well.
- Yes, I am.

1957
02:07:47,341 --> 02:07:48,569
I'm going to get Nancy.

1958
02:07:48,642 --> 02:07:52,100
I haven't seen you for two years.
Where do you get your information?

1959
02:07:52,179 --> 02:07:53,476
Where do you suppose?

1960
02:07:53,547 --> 02:07:57,313
- Where?
- From Crystal.

1961
02:08:00,120 --> 02:08:01,485
Why, you...

1962
02:08:05,960 --> 02:08:10,260
Of course. By way of every saleswoman
and manicurist in New York.

1963
02:08:13,901 --> 02:08:17,064
She's now telling that
he had to grow a Vandyke beard...

1964
02:08:17,137 --> 02:08:19,503
...so you can't see him laughing at you.

1965
02:08:19,573 --> 02:08:22,474
The rotten little... I'll slit her throat!

1966
02:08:22,610 --> 02:08:26,808
You're the only friend she's got.
Who else can she gossip about?

1967
02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:30,077
She's got Buck Winston!
Why can't she tell about him?

1968
02:08:30,150 --> 02:08:31,640
Buck Winston!

1969
02:08:33,020 --> 02:08:35,511
Why, Mary Haines!
You fished that out of me!

1970
02:08:35,589 --> 02:08:38,353
- Good night, girls.
- Dolly, stick around!

1971
02:08:38,926 --> 02:08:41,019
- Something's going to pop.
- Good and dirty?

1972
02:08:41,095 --> 02:08:44,656
Go and ask Buck Winston what famous
society matron is crazy about him.

1973
02:08:44,732 --> 02:08:46,927
Oh, boy, dirt! Out of my way!

1974
02:08:47,067 --> 02:08:50,935
Why, you! I'll shut Buck Winston's trap
if it's the last act of my life.

1975
02:08:51,005 --> 02:08:54,338
No, you won't. You're going to stay here.
Stop her, girls!

1976
02:08:54,408 --> 02:08:57,673
- Where were you going, my pretty maid?
- Peggy, lock the door.

1977
02:08:57,745 --> 02:09:00,714
- Any place we can lock her up?
- In the closet.

1978
02:09:00,981 --> 02:09:03,347
- Mary dear, I'll stay here.
- You bet you will.

1979
02:09:03,417 --> 02:09:05,681
You'd better think of your job,
my good woman.

1980
02:09:05,753 --> 02:09:07,914
I'm thinking of the tips you never gave me.

1981
02:09:07,988 --> 02:09:10,980
- This isn't like you.
- I haven't even started yet.

1982
02:09:11,058 --> 02:09:14,255
- Whatever you're up to, I'm for it.
- Go and unlock the door.

1983
02:09:16,163 --> 02:09:18,961
- Who locked that door?
- I'm sorry, ma'am. It got stuck.

1984
02:09:20,100 --> 02:09:22,159
- Come out, quick! All heck's broken loose!
- Of course it has.

1985
02:09:22,403 --> 02:09:25,099
Buck Winston just spilled
the most terrific load of dirt.

1986
02:09:25,172 --> 02:09:27,333
Stephen had to knock him cold
to shut his trap.

1987
02:09:27,408 --> 02:09:31,504
- And the joint's full of newspaper cameras.
- I knew Dolly could do it!

1988
02:09:31,578 --> 02:09:33,773
Go out there and reconnoiter.

1989
02:09:36,483 --> 02:09:38,849
How could Buck have done that to me?

1990
02:09:38,919 --> 02:09:42,548
The Dr. Jekyll and The Mr. Hyde!
Which was which?

1991
02:09:42,623 --> 02:09:44,215
Now, Flora, calm down.

1992
02:09:44,291 --> 02:09:49,285
Of all five husbands,
Buck is the first one to insult me in public.

1993
02:09:51,632 --> 02:09:53,031
Poor Flora.

1994
02:09:53,734 --> 02:09:54,792
What did he do?

1995
02:09:54,868 --> 02:09:57,803
Do? He confessed an undying love
for little Crystal.

1996
02:09:57,871 --> 02:09:59,600
To Dolly Dupuyster, no less.

1997
02:09:59,907 --> 02:10:03,206
So that everybody in the place
could hear him.

1998
02:10:03,677 --> 02:10:05,542
Oh, the publicity!

1999
02:10:05,779 --> 02:10:08,304
<i>La publicit�!</i>

2000
02:10:08,749 --> 02:10:12,947
- He even spilled dates and addresses.
- Don't worry, I jotted them all down.

2001
02:10:13,020 --> 02:10:16,046
He said he'd be a cock-eyed coyote...

2002
02:10:16,123 --> 02:10:20,583
...before he'd herd an old beef like me
back to the Coast.

2003
02:10:22,696 --> 02:10:26,655
Get me a bromide. And put some gin in it.

2004
02:10:29,937 --> 02:10:32,633
Hey, you! Is Mrs. Fowler in here?

2005
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:34,473
And how!

2006
02:10:35,075 --> 02:10:36,201
Open it up, Sadie.

2007
02:10:38,779 --> 02:10:42,510
I'll sue, that's what I'll do.
I'll sue everybody in this place.

2008
02:10:43,684 --> 02:10:46,619
It's kidnapping, that's what it is.
It's kidnapping!

2009
02:10:46,887 --> 02:10:48,912
You've been shooting off
your mouth, you rat!

2010
02:10:48,989 --> 02:10:51,287
I didn't say a word. Mary got it out of me!

2011
02:10:51,692 --> 02:10:53,353
It wasn't hard to do.

2012
02:10:53,594 --> 02:10:57,223
Why, you rotten little...
Just wait till I start talking about you.

2013
02:10:57,297 --> 02:10:58,457
You can't say a thing!

2014
02:10:58,532 --> 02:11:02,161
And besides, I knew you'd lose
Stephen Haines, you shopgirl.

2015
02:11:03,303 --> 02:11:05,931
You're trying to break up my marriage,
you cats!

2016
02:11:06,006 --> 02:11:07,530
But get this straight.

2017
02:11:07,608 --> 02:11:10,907
You can't stampede me by gossip
or the ravings of Buck Winston.

2018
02:11:10,978 --> 02:11:13,606
You've got to have evidence.
And Stephen is a gentleman.

2019
02:11:13,680 --> 02:11:16,080
He doesn't need it outside New York.

2020
02:11:16,150 --> 02:11:18,380
He's fed up with you.
In your heart, you know it.

2021
02:11:18,452 --> 02:11:21,182
Take my advice.
Put your mind on your alimony.

2022
02:11:21,255 --> 02:11:24,986
Alimony? With what Stephen has on you,
he won't have to give you a dime.

2023
02:11:25,058 --> 02:11:26,491
Is that so?

2024
02:11:26,994 --> 02:11:29,986
What if I don't need alimony?
How would you like that?

2025
02:11:30,063 --> 02:11:32,463
- You don't?
- What are you going to use instead?

2026
02:11:32,533 --> 02:11:33,761
Buck Winston.

2027
02:11:34,768 --> 02:11:36,235
The ingrate!

2028
02:11:36,470 --> 02:11:39,462
Your cowboy and I get along great,
Countess. Just great.

2029
02:11:39,540 --> 02:11:43,476
And the dough he earns on the radio
is more than Stephen will ever dig up.

2030
02:11:43,544 --> 02:11:45,910
Buck and I are tickled to death
to be rid of you.

2031
02:11:45,979 --> 02:11:47,378
The ingrate!

2032
02:11:47,448 --> 02:11:49,973
Cheer up. This is a new lesson in <i>amour</i>.

2033
02:11:50,050 --> 02:11:54,316
That's right. See to it that your
next husband isn't financially independent.

2034
02:11:54,388 --> 02:11:55,753
Buck isn't independent.

2035
02:11:55,823 --> 02:11:58,018
Hasn't he a contract with Dandy Gelatine?

2036
02:11:58,091 --> 02:12:01,618
No, darling. I am Dandy Gelatine.

2037
02:12:02,763 --> 02:12:06,221
Nobody would give Buck a job
on the radio, the old meanies...

2038
02:12:06,567 --> 02:12:09,229
...so I had to buy out Dandy Gelatine.

2039
02:12:14,408 --> 02:12:18,310
You can buy it now, dear,
and give Buck away with every package.

2040
02:12:20,314 --> 02:12:24,410
Girls, looks like it's back
to the perfume counter for me.

2041
02:12:25,719 --> 02:12:28,711
And by the way,
there's a name for you ladies...

2042
02:12:28,789 --> 02:12:32,247
...but it isn't used in high society,
outside of a kennel.

2043
02:12:32,459 --> 02:12:33,448
So long, ladies.

2044
02:12:33,527 --> 02:12:36,985
Mary, Stephen is outside.
He's waiting for you.

2045
02:12:37,064 --> 02:12:40,329
He wants to know if you'll see him.
Will you, please?

2046
02:12:40,601 --> 02:12:43,331
Will I? You bet I will!

2047
02:12:44,238 --> 02:12:48,072
- Mary Haines, haven't you any pride?
- No pride at all.

2048
02:12:48,575 --> 02:12:51,237
That's a luxury women in love can't afford.

2049
02:12:52,305 --> 02:12:58,253
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