1 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:34,703 RENTON: Choose life. Choose a job. 2 00:00:34,806 --> 00:00:37,238 Choose a career. Choose a family. 3 00:00:37,339 --> 00:00:38,895 Choose a fucking big television. 4 00:00:39,007 --> 00:00:41,471 Choose washing machines, cars, compact-disc players, 5 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:43,367 and electrical tin openers. 6 00:00:53,973 --> 00:00:56,028 Choose good health, low cholesterol, 7 00:00:56,138 --> 00:00:57,434 and dental insurance. 8 00:00:57,539 --> 00:00:59,800 Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. 9 00:00:59,906 --> 00:01:02,804 Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. 10 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:06,433 Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. 11 00:01:06,538 --> 00:01:08,333 Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase 12 00:01:08,438 --> 00:01:10,233 in a range of fucking fabrics. 13 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:13,464 Choose D.I.Y. and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. 14 00:01:13,572 --> 00:01:15,503 Choose sitting, watching mind-numbing, 15 00:01:15,604 --> 00:01:17,195 spirit-crushing game shows, 16 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:20,100 stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 17 00:01:27,705 --> 00:01:28,830 Tommy, go! 18 00:01:28,939 --> 00:01:30,734 Choose rotting away at the end of it, 19 00:01:30,839 --> 00:01:32,498 pissing your last in a miserable home. 20 00:01:32,605 --> 00:01:34,469 An embarrassment to the selfish, 21 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:37,334 fucked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. 22 00:01:37,439 --> 00:01:40,133 Choose your future. Choose life. 23 00:01:40,239 --> 00:01:44,500 # Here comes Johnny Yen again # 24 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,331 # With the liquor and drugs # 25 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,960 But why would I want to do a thing like that? 26 00:01:49,637 --> 00:01:53,593 # He's gonna do another striptease # 27 00:01:53,703 --> 00:01:55,692 I chose not to choose life. 28 00:01:55,803 --> 00:01:57,634 I chose something else. 29 00:01:57,737 --> 00:01:59,260 And the reasons? 30 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:02,204 There are no reasons. 31 00:02:02,604 --> 00:02:05,162 Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 32 00:02:05,837 --> 00:02:08,168 # Yeah, something called love # 33 00:02:08,272 --> 00:02:12,499 # Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens # 34 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:15,865 [Baby cooing] 35 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,527 "Goldfinger's" better than "Dr. No." 36 00:02:20,105 --> 00:02:23,365 Both of them are a lot better than "Diamonds Are Forever." 37 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:26,198 A judgment reflected in its relatively poor showing 38 00:02:26,303 --> 00:02:27,929 at the box office. 39 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:30,694 In which field, of course, 40 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:35,396 "Thunderball" was a notable success. 41 00:02:35,504 --> 00:02:38,026 People think it's all about misery and desperation 42 00:02:38,137 --> 00:02:40,968 and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored. 43 00:02:41,069 --> 00:02:44,093 Fuck off! Doss cunt! 44 00:02:44,937 --> 00:02:48,869 But what they forget is the pleasure of it. 45 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:51,560 Wild hands like me! 46 00:02:52,804 --> 00:02:54,566 You prick! 47 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:58,629 Otherwise we wouldn't do it. 48 00:02:58,737 --> 00:03:01,202 - Do you want me to do it? - Yeah. 49 00:03:01,303 --> 00:03:04,269 Beaut as the driven snow, that shit, Danny. 50 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,703 After all, we're not fucking stupid. 51 00:03:10,805 --> 00:03:13,396 Well, at least, we're not that fucking stupid. 52 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,960 Take the best orgasm you ever had, 53 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:32,397 multiply it by 1, 000, and you're still nowhere near it. 54 00:03:32,501 --> 00:03:35,764 That beats any meat injection. 55 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:42,227 That beats any fucking cock in the world. 56 00:03:42,334 --> 00:03:45,665 When you're on junk, you have only one worry. Scoring. 57 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:49,702 When you're off it, you worry about all sorts of other shite. 58 00:03:49,804 --> 00:03:51,270 Got no money. Can't get drunk. 59 00:03:51,371 --> 00:03:52,801 Got money. Drinking too much. 60 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:54,563 Can't get a girl. No chance of a ride. 61 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:56,828 Got a girl. Too much hassle. 62 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,164 You have to worry about bills, about food, 63 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:01,259 about some football team that never wins, 64 00:04:01,369 --> 00:04:02,925 about human relationships 65 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,001 and all of the things that don't matter 66 00:04:05,102 --> 00:04:08,932 when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit. 67 00:04:10,134 --> 00:04:13,760 I'd say, in those days, he was a muscular actor. 68 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:18,365 With all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster, 69 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:21,196 but combined with a sly wit... 70 00:04:22,468 --> 00:04:25,458 ...to make him a formidable romantic lead. 71 00:04:26,202 --> 00:04:29,327 Closer in that respect to Cary Grant. 72 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:31,300 Aah. 73 00:04:32,901 --> 00:04:37,266 # Hey, man, where'd ya get that lotion? # 74 00:04:37,368 --> 00:04:41,926 # Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick # 75 00:04:42,034 --> 00:04:44,398 # About something called love # 76 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,989 # Love, love, love # 77 00:04:46,102 --> 00:04:49,692 # Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens # 78 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,323 The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback, 79 00:04:53,433 --> 00:04:56,026 is that you have to endure cunts telling you... 80 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:59,566 "No way would I poison my body with that shite." 81 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,994 All the fucking chemicals. 82 00:05:04,467 --> 00:05:06,434 No fucking way. 83 00:05:08,568 --> 00:05:10,124 It's a waste of your life, Mark, 84 00:05:10,234 --> 00:05:12,631 poisoning your body with that shite. 85 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:16,394 Every chance you've had, son, you've blown it. 86 00:05:16,501 --> 00:05:19,022 Stuffing your veins with that filth. 87 00:05:19,134 --> 00:05:22,463 From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words. 88 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:29,799 Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag. 89 00:05:29,902 --> 00:05:30,799 Are you serious? 90 00:05:30,902 --> 00:05:33,992 Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that shite. 91 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:34,997 It's up to you. 92 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,691 I'm going to get it sorted out, get off it for good. 93 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,823 I sure have heard that one before. 94 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,661 The Sick Boy method. 95 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:43,755 Well, it really worked for him, eh? 96 00:05:43,866 --> 00:05:45,764 He's always been lacking in moral fiber. 97 00:05:45,866 --> 00:05:47,162 He knows a lot about Sean Connery. 98 00:05:47,266 --> 00:05:49,459 That's hardly a substitute. 99 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,396 You need one more hit. 100 00:05:51,499 --> 00:05:52,556 No, I don't think so. 101 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,894 For the long night that lies ahead. 102 00:05:56,699 --> 00:05:58,096 We called him Mother Superior 103 00:05:58,198 --> 00:06:00,290 on account of the length of his habit. 104 00:06:00,398 --> 00:06:02,388 Of course I'd have another shot. 105 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,020 After all, I had work to do. 106 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:23,928 Relinquishing junk, stage one. Preparation. 107 00:06:27,999 --> 00:06:31,159 For this you will need one room, which you will not leave. 108 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:35,164 Soothing music. Tomato soup, 10 tins of. 109 00:06:36,498 --> 00:06:40,057 Mushroom soup, 8 tins of for consumption cold. 110 00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:43,425 Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. 111 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,556 Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. 112 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:48,030 Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins, 113 00:06:48,132 --> 00:06:52,463 mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. 114 00:06:53,432 --> 00:06:54,830 One mattress. 115 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:58,887 One bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus. 116 00:07:00,365 --> 00:07:01,332 One television. 117 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:04,091 One bottle of Valium, which I procured from my mother, 118 00:07:04,199 --> 00:07:07,426 who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, 119 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:09,462 also a drug addict. 120 00:07:12,964 --> 00:07:14,692 And now I'm ready. 121 00:07:14,798 --> 00:07:16,321 All I need is one final hit 122 00:07:16,431 --> 00:07:20,194 to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect. 123 00:07:22,365 --> 00:07:25,387 Mikey. Hi. Yeah, it's Mark Renton. 124 00:07:25,498 --> 00:07:28,020 Look, could you help me out? 125 00:07:28,131 --> 00:07:30,926 This was typical of Mikey Forrester. 126 00:07:31,465 --> 00:07:33,793 What the fuck are these? 127 00:07:33,897 --> 00:07:34,920 Under the normal run of things 128 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:36,189 I would have had nothing to do with the cunt, 129 00:07:36,297 --> 00:07:38,355 but this was not the normal run of things. 130 00:07:38,464 --> 00:07:41,021 Opium suppositories. 131 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,030 Ideal for your purposes. 132 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:46,961 Slow release. Bring you down gradually. 133 00:07:47,999 --> 00:07:50,055 Custom-fucking-designed for your needs. 134 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,654 I want a fucking hit! 135 00:07:51,766 --> 00:07:53,129 That's all I've got, man. 136 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:55,025 Take it or leave it. 137 00:08:06,030 --> 00:08:07,929 Are you feeling better now? 138 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:09,552 For all the good they've done me, 139 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,356 I might as well have stuck them up my arse. 140 00:08:14,463 --> 00:08:16,554 Heroin makes you constipated. 141 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,755 The heroin from my last hit is fading away. 142 00:08:18,863 --> 00:08:21,159 The suppositories have yet to melt. 143 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:22,922 Ohh! 144 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:25,856 I'm no longer constipated. 145 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:37,263 I fantasize about massive pristine convenience. 146 00:08:37,364 --> 00:08:40,919 Brilliant gold taps, virginal-white marble, 147 00:08:41,029 --> 00:08:44,358 a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5, 148 00:08:44,462 --> 00:08:48,656 and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. 149 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:52,125 But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere. 150 00:09:04,098 --> 00:09:05,585 Ohh. 151 00:09:05,696 --> 00:09:06,855 [Gags] 152 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:14,219 Fuck. 153 00:09:14,329 --> 00:09:16,295 Ohh! Oh! 154 00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:20,157 [Defecating] 155 00:09:20,263 --> 00:09:21,229 Ahh. 156 00:09:22,196 --> 00:09:24,287 [Laughs] 157 00:09:25,829 --> 00:09:28,693 [Breathing heavily] 158 00:09:28,796 --> 00:09:31,522 [Defecating] 159 00:09:44,928 --> 00:09:46,258 [Gags] 160 00:09:52,795 --> 00:09:55,091 [Coughs, spits] 161 00:10:46,094 --> 00:10:49,754 Yes, a fucking Godsend! 162 00:11:27,794 --> 00:11:29,225 And now. 163 00:11:29,326 --> 00:11:31,019 Now I'm ready. 164 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:33,789 The downside of coming off junk 165 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,859 was I knew I would mix with my friends 166 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,892 in a state of full consciousness. 167 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,323 It was awful. 168 00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:40,824 They reminded me of myself. 169 00:11:40,926 --> 00:11:42,688 I could hardly bear to look at them. 170 00:11:42,793 --> 00:11:44,384 Take Sick Boy, for instance. 171 00:11:44,493 --> 00:11:46,185 He came off junk at the same time. 172 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,087 Not because he wanted to. 173 00:11:48,192 --> 00:11:49,158 Just to annoy me. 174 00:11:49,259 --> 00:11:51,316 Just to show me how easily he could do it, 175 00:11:51,425 --> 00:11:53,823 thereby downgrading my own struggle. 176 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,948 Sneaky fucker, don't you think? 177 00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:59,150 When I wanted to lie there and feel sorry for myself, 178 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,020 he insisted on telling me once again 179 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:03,091 about his unifying theory of life. 180 00:12:03,192 --> 00:12:06,522 It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. 181 00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,922 What do you mean? 182 00:12:09,058 --> 00:12:11,182 Well, at one point, you've got it. 183 00:12:11,292 --> 00:12:13,849 Then you lose it, and it's gone forever. 184 00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:15,652 All walks of life. 185 00:12:16,491 --> 00:12:19,617 Georgie Best, for example, had it, lost it. 186 00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:22,283 Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed. 187 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:24,381 Lou Reed? Some of his solo stuff's not bad. 188 00:12:24,491 --> 00:12:27,252 No, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? 189 00:12:27,358 --> 00:12:28,824 In your heart, you kind of know 190 00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:33,380 that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite. 191 00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:37,055 So who else? 192 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,682 Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley. 193 00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:45,315 Okay, okay, so what is the point you're trying to make? 194 00:12:46,924 --> 00:12:50,015 All I am trying to do, Mark, is to help you understand 195 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:52,988 that "The Name of the Rose" is merely a blip 196 00:12:53,091 --> 00:12:56,149 on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. 197 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:58,520 And what about "The Untouchables"? 198 00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,248 I don't rate that at all. 199 00:13:01,358 --> 00:13:03,483 Despite the Academy Award? 200 00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:06,022 That means fuck all. 201 00:13:06,126 --> 00:13:08,090 It's a sympathy vote. 202 00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:13,488 So we all get old, we can't hack it anymore, and that's it? 203 00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,522 Yeah. 204 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,557 That's your theory? 205 00:13:18,724 --> 00:13:19,985 Yeah. 206 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,420 Beautifully fucking illustrated. 207 00:13:24,924 --> 00:13:26,718 Give me the gun. 208 00:13:27,323 --> 00:13:28,982 Give me the gun. 209 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,716 [Imitating Sean Connery] Do you see the beast? 210 00:13:37,823 --> 00:13:40,120 Have you got it in your sights? 211 00:13:40,223 --> 00:13:42,689 Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny. 212 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:47,518 This should present no significant problems. 213 00:13:47,624 --> 00:13:50,249 [Gunshot, dog barking, man screaming] 214 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:55,854 Aah! No! Fuck! Aah! 215 00:13:55,956 --> 00:14:00,718 For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot. 216 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:02,878 No! Get off! 217 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:05,446 Without heroin, I attempted to lead a useful 218 00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:07,611 and fulfilling life as a good citizen. 219 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,085 [Burps] 220 00:14:13,723 --> 00:14:15,280 - Good luck, Spud. - Cheers, Cowboy. 221 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:18,481 Remember, if they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. 222 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,452 First hint of that, they'll be on to the DHSS. 223 00:14:20,557 --> 00:14:22,284 "This cunt is not trying." 224 00:14:22,389 --> 00:14:24,514 And your giro is fucking finished, right? 225 00:14:24,624 --> 00:14:26,112 But then again, try too hard... 226 00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:28,017 You might get the fucking job. 227 00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:28,918 Exactly. 228 00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:29,818 Nightmare. 229 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:32,480 It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fucking tightrope. 230 00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,215 See, I just get pure shy with the interviewer cats. 231 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,584 I get all nervous. I can't answer the questions. 232 00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:41,121 I'm a footballer, and I get nerves on the big occasion, man. 233 00:14:41,222 --> 00:14:42,414 Try some of this, Spud. 234 00:14:42,522 --> 00:14:45,683 Yeah, a little dab of speed is just the ticket, man. 235 00:14:46,956 --> 00:14:49,284 No, I went to Craigy. Craig Newton. 236 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,253 I just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job. 237 00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:54,345 There's too much discrimination in this town. 238 00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:55,615 They're both schools. 239 00:14:55,722 --> 00:14:57,279 We're all in this together. 240 00:14:57,388 --> 00:15:00,116 I want to put across the general idea rather than the details. 241 00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,744 People get hung up on details. 242 00:15:01,855 --> 00:15:04,184 Which school did I go to? How many grades did I get? 243 00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:06,015 It could be six. Could be none. 244 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,349 It's not important. 245 00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:10,546 What is important is that I am, yes? 246 00:15:10,655 --> 00:15:14,552 Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application? 247 00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:15,814 No! 248 00:15:15,921 --> 00:15:18,977 Yes, only to get my foot in the door. 249 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,384 Showing initiative and that. 250 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,578 You were referred by the Department of Employment. 251 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:25,552 There was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," 252 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:27,178 as you put it. 253 00:15:27,288 --> 00:15:29,981 Cool. Whatever you say, man. Sorry. 254 00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:31,953 You're the man, the dude in the chair. 255 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,419 I am merely here. But obviously I'm here. 256 00:15:35,523 --> 00:15:37,750 Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you 257 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,786 to the leisure industry? 258 00:15:41,188 --> 00:15:43,450 In a word, pleasure. 259 00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:45,850 Like, my pleasure in other people's leisure. 260 00:15:45,954 --> 00:15:49,351 Do you see yourself as having any weaknesses? 261 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:54,351 Oh, yes, 'cause I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually. 262 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,351 Yes, I am. 263 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,544 See, for me, it's got to be the best, or it's nothing at all. 264 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,348 Like, if things get a bit dodgy, I cannot be bothered. 265 00:16:01,455 --> 00:16:04,818 But I've got good vibes about this interview thing today. 266 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,649 Seems to me like it's going pretty well. 267 00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:10,917 Thank you, Mr. Murphy. 268 00:16:11,854 --> 00:16:13,820 We'll let you know. 269 00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:14,977 The pleasure was mine. 270 00:16:15,088 --> 00:16:17,645 Spud had done well. I was proud of him. 271 00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:21,686 He fucked up good and proper. You had to hand it to Spud. 272 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,283 BEGBIE: Picture the scene. 273 00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:27,909 The other fucking week, doing the fucking volley. 274 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,349 Me and Tommy playing pool. 275 00:16:29,452 --> 00:16:31,715 I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. 276 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:34,718 Giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. 277 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,011 So it comes to the last shot. 278 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,244 The deciding ball of the whole tournament. 279 00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:40,910 I'm on the black, and he's in the corner, 280 00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:43,009 looking all fucking biscuit-arsed, 281 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,244 when this hard cunt comes in. 282 00:16:45,353 --> 00:16:48,081 Obviously fucking fancied himself, like. 283 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:49,914 Starts staring at me. 284 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,610 Looking at me, right fucking at me, 285 00:16:51,721 --> 00:16:54,379 as if to say, "Come ahead, square, go." 286 00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:55,474 You know me. 287 00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:57,815 I'm not a type of cunt that goes looking for bother. 288 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,511 At the end of the day, I'm the cunt with the pool cue, 289 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,075 and he can get the fire end in his puss anytime he wanted. 290 00:17:04,186 --> 00:17:07,209 So I squares up, casual like. 291 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:11,251 What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? 292 00:17:11,353 --> 00:17:12,580 Shites it. 293 00:17:12,686 --> 00:17:16,550 Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. 294 00:17:16,652 --> 00:17:20,846 And after that, well, the game was mine. 295 00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:26,415 And that was it. 296 00:17:26,519 --> 00:17:28,314 That was Begbie's story. 297 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,782 At least that was Begbie's version of the story. 298 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,851 But a couple of days later I got the truth from Tommy. 299 00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:35,746 You always got the truth from Tommy. 300 00:17:35,851 --> 00:17:37,613 It was one of his major weaknesses. 301 00:17:37,719 --> 00:17:39,809 He never told lies, he never took drugs, 302 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,850 and he never cheated on anyone. 303 00:17:42,585 --> 00:17:43,982 TOMMY: It was Wednesday morning. 304 00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:45,984 We were in the volley playing pool. 305 00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:47,484 That much is true. 306 00:17:47,585 --> 00:17:51,711 But Begbie is playing absolutely fucking gash. 307 00:17:51,819 --> 00:17:54,512 He's got a hangover so bad he can hardly hold the cue, 308 00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:56,085 never mind pot a ball. 309 00:17:56,186 --> 00:17:58,173 I'm doing my best to lose, you know. 310 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,045 Trying to humor him, like, but it's not doing any good. 311 00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:03,743 Every time I touch a ball, I seem to pot something. 312 00:18:03,851 --> 00:18:06,579 Every time Begbie goes near the table, he fucks it up. 313 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:09,173 Oh, fuck's sake. 314 00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:13,251 So he's got the hump, right? 315 00:18:13,352 --> 00:18:16,715 But finally I manage to set it up so all he has to do 316 00:18:16,818 --> 00:18:18,841 is to pot the black to win one game 317 00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:20,611 to salvage a little bit of pride 318 00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:23,311 and maybe not kick my head in, right? 319 00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:27,476 So he's on the black, pressure shot. 320 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:32,477 And it all goes wrong, big-time. 321 00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:35,318 Fuck! 322 00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:37,143 Aah! 323 00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:40,014 TOMMY: He picks on this specky wee gadgee at the bar 324 00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,447 and accuses him of putting him off by looking at him. 325 00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:43,517 Can you believe it? 326 00:18:43,618 --> 00:18:45,480 The cunt hasn't glanced in our direction. 327 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,674 Fuck off! 328 00:18:46,784 --> 00:18:49,046 He was going to chib him, I tell you. 329 00:18:49,151 --> 00:18:51,548 Then I thought he was going to do me. 330 00:18:54,318 --> 00:18:57,078 The beggar's fucking psycho, man. 331 00:18:58,085 --> 00:19:01,778 But he's a mate, you know, so what can you do? 332 00:19:01,884 --> 00:19:03,578 Can I borrow this? 333 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,774 What indeed could one do? 334 00:19:05,884 --> 00:19:08,578 Just stand back and watch and try not to get involved. 335 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,341 [Glass shatters, woman screams] 336 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,382 Begbie didn't do drugs, either. He just did people. 337 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:17,313 That's what he got off on. His own sensory addiction. 338 00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:21,506 Nobody move! 339 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,078 That lassie got glassed, 340 00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:27,343 and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. 341 00:19:27,451 --> 00:19:28,974 Who the fuck are you? 342 00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,311 Yes! 343 00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:33,145 Ohh! 344 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,672 [Screaming] 345 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,781 [Heavy breathing] 346 00:19:49,949 --> 00:19:53,006 Oh, Tom! Oh, my God! 347 00:19:56,349 --> 00:19:57,780 Oh, Lizzy! 348 00:19:57,883 --> 00:19:58,905 Oh, Lizzy! 349 00:19:59,016 --> 00:20:01,311 Oh, Tom, come in me! 350 00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:02,574 And as I sat watching 351 00:20:02,682 --> 00:20:05,045 the intimate and highly personal video, 352 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:08,345 stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, 353 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,473 I realized that something important 354 00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:13,481 was missing from my life. 355 00:20:15,182 --> 00:20:17,977 # Leave no track # 356 00:20:18,915 --> 00:20:20,437 # Don't look back # 357 00:20:20,547 --> 00:20:22,844 # All I desire # 358 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,209 # Temptation # 359 00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:00,172 I read it in "Cosmopolitan." 360 00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:01,838 It's an interesting theory. 361 00:21:01,948 --> 00:21:03,504 Actually, it's a nightmare. 362 00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:05,080 I've been desperate for a shag, 363 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,408 but watching him suffer was just too much fun. 364 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:10,105 You should try it with Tommy. 365 00:21:10,214 --> 00:21:13,577 What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? 366 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,204 Did I tell you about my birthday? 367 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:16,041 What happened? 368 00:21:16,148 --> 00:21:18,614 He forgot. Useless motherfucker. 369 00:21:45,714 --> 00:21:48,202 BOTH: What are you two talking about? 370 00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:50,136 BOTH: Football! 371 00:21:50,248 --> 00:21:51,610 What are you talking about? 372 00:21:51,713 --> 00:21:53,110 BOTH: Shopping. 373 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,678 The situation was becoming serious. 374 00:21:56,779 --> 00:21:59,974 Young Renton noticed the haste with which the successful, 375 00:22:00,079 --> 00:22:01,979 in the sexual sphere, as in all others, 376 00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:05,046 segregated themselves from the failures. 377 00:22:05,147 --> 00:22:07,204 # I can't break away # 378 00:22:07,313 --> 00:22:10,768 # Keep us from temptation # 379 00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:14,404 # Keep us from temptation # 380 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:17,036 Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, 381 00:22:17,147 --> 00:22:19,669 but now it returned with a vengeance. 382 00:22:19,781 --> 00:22:22,973 And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, 383 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,739 grim desperation took a hold in his sex-crazed mind. 384 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:30,302 His post-junk libido, fueled by alcohol and amphetamine, 385 00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:34,346 taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire. 386 00:22:34,447 --> 00:22:37,003 Dot, dot, dot. 387 00:22:37,112 --> 00:22:38,805 # You think that you're right now # 388 00:22:38,913 --> 00:22:40,106 # Temptation # 389 00:22:40,212 --> 00:22:42,337 # You're gonna face it tonight now # 390 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,911 # Temptation # 391 00:22:44,012 --> 00:22:46,240 # Oh, give me a breakdown # 392 00:22:46,346 --> 00:22:47,606 # Temptation # 393 00:22:47,712 --> 00:22:50,144 # Because it's time for a shakedown # 394 00:22:50,246 --> 00:22:52,608 # Temptation # 395 00:22:52,711 --> 00:22:54,440 # Temptation # 396 00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:56,102 # Temptation # 397 00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:38,468 And with that, Mark Renton had fallen in love. 398 00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:49,473 Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, 399 00:23:49,578 --> 00:23:52,066 but I was very impressed with the capable manner 400 00:23:52,178 --> 00:23:53,667 in which you dealt with that. 401 00:23:53,778 --> 00:23:56,211 I was thinking to myself, "This girl's special." 402 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:57,276 Thanks. 403 00:23:57,377 --> 00:23:59,275 - What's your name? - Diane. 404 00:23:59,377 --> 00:24:01,469 - Where are you going, Diane? - I'm going home. 405 00:24:01,577 --> 00:24:03,305 - Where's that? - It's where you live. 406 00:24:03,411 --> 00:24:04,342 Great. 407 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,535 What? 408 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:09,077 I'll come back with you, but I'm not promising anything. 409 00:24:09,177 --> 00:24:11,575 Do you find that this approach usually works? 410 00:24:11,677 --> 00:24:14,142 Or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. 411 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,300 In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? 412 00:24:17,411 --> 00:24:20,309 The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type, 413 00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:22,240 but if I'm prepared to take a chance, 414 00:24:22,343 --> 00:24:24,503 I might just get to know the inner you. 415 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:29,008 Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. 416 00:24:29,109 --> 00:24:31,008 Taxi! 417 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,507 A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. 418 00:24:33,609 --> 00:24:37,566 But, hey, don't us girls just love that? 419 00:24:39,943 --> 00:24:41,842 Well, what's wrong, boy? 420 00:24:41,944 --> 00:24:43,409 Cat got your tongue? 421 00:24:43,511 --> 00:24:45,568 I left something. 422 00:24:46,544 --> 00:24:48,567 Are you getting in or not, pal? 423 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,732 Do you understand? 424 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,104 I expect you to be a considerate and thoughtful lover. 425 00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,232 Generous but firm. 426 00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,069 What? 427 00:25:18,175 --> 00:25:21,507 Failure on your part to live up to these reasonable expectations 428 00:25:21,611 --> 00:25:26,202 will result in swift resumption of a non-sex situation. 429 00:25:26,309 --> 00:25:27,639 Right? 430 00:25:40,209 --> 00:25:41,469 Diane. 431 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:42,632 Shh! 432 00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:43,365 What? 433 00:25:43,473 --> 00:25:45,600 Shut up! 434 00:26:25,908 --> 00:26:27,772 Wake up, Spud. 435 00:26:28,307 --> 00:26:29,898 Wake up. 436 00:26:30,008 --> 00:26:31,803 Sex. 437 00:26:31,908 --> 00:26:32,966 [Snoring] 438 00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:34,938 Casual sex. 439 00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:44,934 Tommy, let's put the tape on. 440 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,006 Now? 441 00:26:46,107 --> 00:26:48,766 I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing. 442 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:51,602 So let's see what I'm missing. 443 00:27:06,441 --> 00:27:08,066 Not much. 444 00:27:10,107 --> 00:27:11,403 MAN ON TV: Pushed forward again. 445 00:27:11,508 --> 00:27:13,442 And there's the captain, Archie Gemmill, 446 00:27:13,543 --> 00:27:15,473 picking it up from the outside. 447 00:27:15,573 --> 00:27:17,005 I think he wants to go himself. 448 00:27:17,107 --> 00:27:19,299 He's gonna go. He's going all the way. 449 00:27:19,408 --> 00:27:20,771 And he scores! 450 00:27:20,874 --> 00:27:23,568 Oh, what a magnificent goal! 451 00:27:23,673 --> 00:27:25,764 Gemmill at his very best! 452 00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:28,964 What a penetrating goal that was! 453 00:27:29,073 --> 00:27:30,733 I haven't felt that good 454 00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:34,236 since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. 455 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,505 You can't sleep here. 456 00:27:39,608 --> 00:27:41,836 - What? - Out. 457 00:27:41,940 --> 00:27:43,133 Come on! 458 00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:45,934 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home. 459 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,471 It's up to you. 460 00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:51,238 And don't make any noise. 461 00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,834 Jesus! 462 00:28:00,372 --> 00:28:02,235 What do you mean, "It's gone"? 463 00:28:02,339 --> 00:28:06,032 - Where has it gone, Tommy? - It'll be here somewhere! 464 00:28:07,606 --> 00:28:09,833 I might have returned it by mistake. 465 00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:10,960 Returned it? 466 00:28:11,072 --> 00:28:14,902 Where? The video shop, Tommy? 467 00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:17,597 The fucking video shop? 468 00:28:17,706 --> 00:28:22,070 So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? 469 00:28:22,672 --> 00:28:25,831 Oh, God, Tommy, I feel sick. 470 00:28:28,739 --> 00:28:31,035 [Jet approaches] 471 00:28:35,305 --> 00:28:37,533 [Rattling] 472 00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:46,033 [Fly buzzing] 473 00:28:49,605 --> 00:28:51,572 # Oh, you've got green eyes # 474 00:28:51,672 --> 00:28:53,195 # Oh, you've got blue eyes # 475 00:28:53,305 --> 00:28:56,134 # Oh, you've got gray eyes # 476 00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:59,726 # And I've never seen anyone # 477 00:28:59,838 --> 00:29:00,565 Hi. 478 00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,694 Hello. 479 00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:06,134 # No, I've never met anyone # 480 00:29:06,238 --> 00:29:08,727 # Quite like you before # 481 00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:11,036 Fuck. 482 00:29:28,538 --> 00:29:30,163 [Screams] 483 00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:34,962 Eh? 484 00:29:46,404 --> 00:29:48,392 Come in and sit down. 485 00:29:48,504 --> 00:29:50,231 Like some coffee? 486 00:29:50,337 --> 00:29:51,132 Aye. 487 00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:54,464 You must be Mark. 488 00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,160 Aye, that's me. 489 00:30:01,705 --> 00:30:03,331 You're a friend of Diane's? 490 00:30:03,438 --> 00:30:05,097 More of a friend of a friend, no? 491 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:06,329 Right. 492 00:30:08,837 --> 00:30:10,894 Are you her flatmates, like? 493 00:30:12,571 --> 00:30:14,469 Flatmates? 494 00:30:14,571 --> 00:30:16,399 I must remember that one. 495 00:30:17,771 --> 00:30:19,362 DIANE: Morning. 496 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:35,859 Good morning, Spud. 497 00:30:35,970 --> 00:30:39,095 Gail. Mr. Houston, Mrs. Houston. 498 00:30:39,203 --> 00:30:42,293 Good morning, Spud. Sit down and have some breakfast. 499 00:30:45,003 --> 00:30:46,797 I'm sorry about last night, by the way. 500 00:30:46,903 --> 00:30:49,993 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa. 501 00:30:51,069 --> 00:30:54,933 I had a bit much to drink. I had a bit of an accident. 502 00:30:55,035 --> 00:30:57,058 Don't worry, son. These things happen. 503 00:30:57,169 --> 00:31:00,432 It does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 504 00:31:00,536 --> 00:31:03,434 This one could do with being tied up once in a while. 505 00:31:03,536 --> 00:31:05,263 I'll put the sheets in the machine. 506 00:31:05,369 --> 00:31:07,426 No, no, no, I'll wash them. 507 00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:09,298 - There's no need. - It's no problem. 508 00:31:09,404 --> 00:31:10,391 It's no problem for me. 509 00:31:10,504 --> 00:31:12,128 I'd rather take care of it myself. 510 00:31:12,236 --> 00:31:13,429 Honestly, it's no problem. 511 00:31:13,536 --> 00:31:14,468 Really, no! 512 00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:16,762 Spud, they're my sheets! 513 00:31:29,368 --> 00:31:30,426 I don't see why not. 514 00:31:30,536 --> 00:31:32,228 Because it's illegal. That's why not. 515 00:31:32,335 --> 00:31:33,393 What? Holding hands? 516 00:31:33,502 --> 00:31:34,627 Not holding hands. 517 00:31:34,735 --> 00:31:36,291 In that case, you can do it. 518 00:31:36,402 --> 00:31:37,551 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 519 00:31:37,586 --> 00:31:38,700 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 520 00:31:38,802 --> 00:31:40,324 Yeah, and that's what's illegal. 521 00:31:40,436 --> 00:31:41,991 Do you know what they'd do to me inside? 522 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,500 They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet. 523 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:46,591 Calm down. You're not going to jail. 524 00:31:46,703 --> 00:31:48,930 Well, that's very easy for you to say, Diane. 525 00:31:49,035 --> 00:31:51,933 - Can I see you again? - Certainly not! 526 00:31:52,034 --> 00:31:55,398 If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police. 527 00:31:58,135 --> 00:32:00,192 I'll see you around then. 528 00:32:15,283 --> 00:32:16,874 Now what? 529 00:32:17,484 --> 00:32:18,541 We're going for a walk. 530 00:32:18,649 --> 00:32:19,638 What? 531 00:32:19,749 --> 00:32:21,410 A walk! 532 00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:23,340 Where? 533 00:32:23,451 --> 00:32:24,973 There! 534 00:32:26,351 --> 00:32:28,511 Are you serious? 535 00:33:02,051 --> 00:33:04,278 Well, what are you waiting for? 536 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,011 Tommy. 537 00:33:07,951 --> 00:33:09,849 This is not natural, man. 538 00:33:10,516 --> 00:33:13,075 It's the great outdoors! 539 00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:14,740 It's fresh air. 540 00:33:14,850 --> 00:33:17,874 Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy, 541 00:33:17,983 --> 00:33:20,847 but there's really no need to take it out on us. 542 00:33:20,950 --> 00:33:22,916 Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? 543 00:33:23,016 --> 00:33:25,846 It's shite being Scottish! 544 00:33:25,949 --> 00:33:28,074 We're the lowest of the low. 545 00:33:28,182 --> 00:33:30,511 The scum of the fucking Earth. 546 00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:33,048 The most wretched, miserable, servile, 547 00:33:33,150 --> 00:33:36,741 pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. 548 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,748 Some people hate the English. I don't. 549 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,509 They're just wankers. 550 00:33:40,616 --> 00:33:44,207 We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. 551 00:33:44,315 --> 00:33:48,340 We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. 552 00:33:48,450 --> 00:33:51,210 We're ruled by effete arseholes. 553 00:33:51,316 --> 00:33:53,476 It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, 554 00:33:53,583 --> 00:33:54,980 and all the fresh air in the world 555 00:33:55,082 --> 00:33:57,776 won't make any fucking difference! 556 00:34:06,883 --> 00:34:08,611 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 557 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:11,478 No, I appreciate it, Tommy. 558 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,049 At or around this time, 559 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:15,636 Spud, Sick Boy, and I made a healthy, informed, 560 00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:19,407 Democratic decision to get back on heroin as soon as possible. 561 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,674 It took about 12 hours. 562 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,873 It looks easy, this, but it's not. 563 00:34:28,982 --> 00:34:31,776 It looks like a doss, like a soft option. 564 00:34:31,881 --> 00:34:36,745 But living like this, it's a full-time business. 565 00:34:36,848 --> 00:34:38,871 [Alarm blares] 566 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,874 SICK BOY: Ursula Andress. 567 00:34:57,981 --> 00:35:00,242 The quintessential Bond Girl. 568 00:35:00,347 --> 00:35:02,403 That's what everyone says. 569 00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:06,708 The embodiment, right, of his superiority to us. 570 00:35:06,814 --> 00:35:10,211 Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual, 571 00:35:10,314 --> 00:35:15,542 yet totally unavailable to anyone apart from him. 572 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:16,773 Shite. 573 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,404 I mean, let's face it, mate. 574 00:35:18,515 --> 00:35:20,275 She'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, 575 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:22,472 she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us. 576 00:35:22,582 --> 00:35:24,912 [Cheering on TV] 577 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:35,345 MAN ON TV: Well done. 578 00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:38,539 I knew he was gonna do that. 579 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,472 Lizzy's gone, Mark. 580 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,512 She's gone and fucking dumped me. 581 00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:55,704 It was that videotape 582 00:35:55,812 --> 00:35:57,403 and that Iggy Pop business 583 00:35:57,514 --> 00:35:59,343 and other sorts of shit. 584 00:35:59,447 --> 00:36:03,401 She told me where to go and no fucking mistake. 585 00:36:03,513 --> 00:36:05,479 I said to her, 586 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:07,375 "Is there any chance of getting back together?" 587 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,571 But no way, no fucking way. 588 00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:16,202 Honor Blackman, A.K.A. Pussy Galore, right? 589 00:36:16,313 --> 00:36:19,711 What a total fucking misnomer. 590 00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:23,543 I mean, I wouldn't touch her with yours. 591 00:36:23,646 --> 00:36:25,909 I want to try it, Mark. 592 00:36:26,913 --> 00:36:29,744 You're always going on about how it's the ultimate hit. 593 00:36:29,848 --> 00:36:31,746 Better than sex. 594 00:36:35,446 --> 00:36:37,241 Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult. 595 00:36:37,346 --> 00:36:39,835 I can find out for myself. 596 00:36:44,580 --> 00:36:46,067 I've got the money. 597 00:36:49,312 --> 00:36:52,870 Personality. I mean, that's what counts, right? 598 00:36:52,979 --> 00:36:53,876 Personality. 599 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:57,570 That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. 600 00:36:59,213 --> 00:37:00,974 Like heroin. 601 00:37:01,445 --> 00:37:07,469 I mean, heroin's got great fucking personality. 602 00:37:07,579 --> 00:37:09,307 # Nightclubbing # 603 00:37:09,413 --> 00:37:12,378 # We're nightclubbing # 604 00:37:12,479 --> 00:37:15,571 # We're walking through town # 605 00:37:17,912 --> 00:37:20,672 # Nightclubbing # 606 00:37:20,778 --> 00:37:21,709 RENTON: Swanney taught us 607 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:23,969 to respect the National Health Service, 608 00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:26,338 for it was the source of much of our gear. 609 00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,535 We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions, or bought them, 610 00:37:29,643 --> 00:37:32,973 sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them, 611 00:37:33,077 --> 00:37:35,670 or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, 612 00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:38,801 old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, 613 00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:40,310 and bored housewives. 614 00:37:40,413 --> 00:37:43,867 We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, 615 00:37:43,979 --> 00:37:46,501 temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, 616 00:37:46,611 --> 00:37:49,407 sodium amytal, dextropropo xyphene, methadone, 617 00:37:49,512 --> 00:37:52,807 nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, 618 00:37:52,911 --> 00:37:54,900 dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. 619 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,738 The streets are awash with drugs you can have 620 00:37:57,845 --> 00:38:00,868 for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. 621 00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:03,068 Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C 622 00:38:03,177 --> 00:38:05,075 if only they'd made it illegal. 623 00:38:05,178 --> 00:38:07,471 [Inhales sharply] 624 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,907 [Baby laughing] 625 00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:16,269 [American accent] Pardon me, may I use your bathroom? 626 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,070 Thank you. 627 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:31,406 You're a psycho! 628 00:38:41,343 --> 00:38:44,832 Hey, Rent Boy, no fucking smack. 629 00:38:49,678 --> 00:38:52,142 RENTON: But the good times couldn't last forever. 630 00:38:52,244 --> 00:38:55,675 ALLISON: No! God, no! 631 00:38:55,776 --> 00:38:59,641 Oh, my God, no! Please, no! 632 00:38:59,743 --> 00:39:02,538 I think Allison had been screaming all day, 633 00:39:02,642 --> 00:39:05,007 but it hadn't really registered before. 634 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:08,436 She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. 635 00:39:08,542 --> 00:39:10,406 It had been days since I heard anyone speak, 636 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:13,475 though someone must have said something in all that time. 637 00:39:13,576 --> 00:39:15,337 Surely to fuck, someone must have. 638 00:39:15,443 --> 00:39:18,101 - Allison! Allison! - Help me, please! 639 00:39:18,209 --> 00:39:19,402 Calm down! 640 00:39:19,510 --> 00:39:22,669 Everything's going to be just fine. 641 00:39:22,776 --> 00:39:25,572 Nothing could have been further from the truth. 642 00:39:25,677 --> 00:39:28,267 In point of fact, nothing was going to be just fine. 643 00:39:28,376 --> 00:39:31,206 On the contrary, everything was going to be bad. 644 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:32,969 Bad? 645 00:39:33,076 --> 00:39:36,633 I mean everything was gonna be even worse than it already was. 646 00:39:36,743 --> 00:39:39,537 [Screaming] 647 00:39:44,575 --> 00:39:47,303 No! 648 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,105 Fuck. 649 00:39:56,209 --> 00:39:57,902 Jesus Christ! 650 00:39:58,007 --> 00:40:00,474 No! No! 651 00:40:03,108 --> 00:40:05,506 It wasn't my baby. 652 00:40:05,609 --> 00:40:07,040 She wasn't my baby. 653 00:40:07,142 --> 00:40:09,074 Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine. 654 00:40:09,175 --> 00:40:11,698 Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? 655 00:40:11,808 --> 00:40:13,705 I don't know. 656 00:40:13,807 --> 00:40:16,604 Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. 657 00:40:16,709 --> 00:40:19,641 I wished I could think of something to say, 658 00:40:19,742 --> 00:40:22,639 something sympathetic, something human. 659 00:40:22,741 --> 00:40:24,934 Say something, Mark. 660 00:40:27,608 --> 00:40:30,871 Fucking say something! 661 00:40:36,508 --> 00:40:38,700 I'm cooking up. 662 00:40:55,574 --> 00:40:57,870 Cook us up a shot, Rents. 663 00:40:57,973 --> 00:41:00,462 I need a hit. 664 00:41:01,341 --> 00:41:04,238 And so she did. I could understand that. 665 00:41:04,340 --> 00:41:06,603 To take the pain away. 666 00:41:07,776 --> 00:41:10,638 So I cooked up, and she got a hit. 667 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,706 But only after me. 668 00:41:12,807 --> 00:41:15,102 That went without saying. 669 00:41:16,873 --> 00:41:19,805 Well, at least we knew who the father was now. 670 00:41:19,905 --> 00:41:22,270 It wasn't just the baby that died that day. 671 00:41:22,373 --> 00:41:24,319 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 672 00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:26,267 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 673 00:41:26,372 --> 00:41:27,703 It seemed he had no theory 674 00:41:27,806 --> 00:41:29,897 with which to explain a moment like this. 675 00:41:30,005 --> 00:41:31,868 Nor did I. 676 00:41:31,973 --> 00:41:35,030 Our only response was to keep on going and fuck everything. 677 00:41:35,139 --> 00:41:37,197 Pile misery upon misery, 678 00:41:37,307 --> 00:41:39,772 heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with bile, 679 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,136 then squirt it into a stinking, purulent vein, 680 00:41:42,241 --> 00:41:44,001 and do it all over again. 681 00:41:44,107 --> 00:41:46,232 Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, 682 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,863 stealing, fucking people over, 683 00:41:47,975 --> 00:41:49,530 propelling ourselves with longing 684 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,129 towards the day that it would all go wrong. 685 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,434 Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, 686 00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:56,904 you never have enough. 687 00:41:57,006 --> 00:41:59,698 No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, 688 00:41:59,805 --> 00:42:02,966 you always need to get up and do it all over again. 689 00:42:06,271 --> 00:42:10,727 Sooner or later, this kind of thing was bound to happen. 690 00:42:16,273 --> 00:42:18,794 JUDGE: Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, 691 00:42:18,905 --> 00:42:20,496 and despite what you may believe, 692 00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:23,401 there is no such entity as victimless crime. 693 00:42:23,507 --> 00:42:25,062 Heroin addiction may explain your actions, 694 00:42:25,172 --> 00:42:27,002 but it does not excuse them. 695 00:42:27,106 --> 00:42:29,298 Mr. Murphy, you are a habitual thief, 696 00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:31,372 devoid of regret and remorse. 697 00:42:31,473 --> 00:42:33,530 In sentencing you to six months imprisonment, 698 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:37,093 my only worry is it will not be long before we meet again. 699 00:42:37,205 --> 00:42:39,797 Mr. Renton, I understand that you have entered 700 00:42:39,904 --> 00:42:41,700 into a program of rehabilitation 701 00:42:41,804 --> 00:42:44,895 in an attempt to wean yourself away from heroin. 702 00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:47,561 The suspension of your sentence 703 00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:50,933 is conditional on your continued cooperation with this program. 704 00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:53,005 Should you stand guilty before me again, 705 00:42:53,105 --> 00:42:56,401 I shall not hesitate to impose a custodial sentence. 706 00:42:56,505 --> 00:42:58,733 Thank you, Your Honor. 707 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,771 With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction. 708 00:43:17,472 --> 00:43:18,961 RENTON: What can you say? 709 00:43:19,072 --> 00:43:21,469 Well, Begbie had a phrase for it. 710 00:43:21,571 --> 00:43:24,196 It was obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt. 711 00:43:24,305 --> 00:43:26,669 Well, I hope you learnt your lesson, son. 712 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:30,534 Oh, my son, I thought I was gonna lose you there. 713 00:43:30,638 --> 00:43:35,194 You're nothing but trouble to me, but I still love you! 714 00:43:35,304 --> 00:43:38,702 You better clean up your act. Cut that shite out forever. 715 00:43:38,804 --> 00:43:40,996 You listen to Francis. He's talking sense. 716 00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:42,194 Fucking right I am. 717 00:43:42,303 --> 00:43:45,292 See, inside, you wouldn't last two fucking days. 718 00:43:45,404 --> 00:43:47,892 There's better things than the needle, Rents. 719 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:48,901 Choose life. 720 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:51,026 I remember when you were a wee baby. 721 00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:53,103 Oh, mama's little baby loves. 722 00:43:53,204 --> 00:43:54,692 ALL: # Shortening, shortening # 723 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,701 # Mama's little baby loves shortening bread # 724 00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,564 [Laughter] 725 00:43:59,669 --> 00:44:01,193 [Laughter stops] 726 00:44:10,337 --> 00:44:13,133 I'm sorry, Mrs. Murphy. 727 00:44:13,238 --> 00:44:16,362 That wasn't any fair. Spud going down and not me. 728 00:44:18,670 --> 00:44:20,636 Well, it's not our fault! 729 00:44:22,002 --> 00:44:24,367 Your boy went down because he was a smack-head, 730 00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:27,765 and if that's not your fault, then I don't know what is. 731 00:44:29,769 --> 00:44:32,860 That was that fucking cunt. 732 00:44:35,903 --> 00:44:37,028 I'll get the drinks. 733 00:44:37,136 --> 00:44:39,069 Aye. 734 00:44:41,037 --> 00:44:43,400 RENTON: I wished I'd gone down instead of Spud. 735 00:44:43,503 --> 00:44:47,492 Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates, 736 00:44:47,603 --> 00:44:51,228 and I've never felt so alone, never in all my puff. 737 00:44:54,303 --> 00:44:56,825 Since I was on remand, they've had me on this program. 738 00:44:56,936 --> 00:44:59,062 The state-sponsored addiction. 739 00:44:59,169 --> 00:45:00,794 Three sickly sweet doses 740 00:45:00,901 --> 00:45:03,198 of methadone a day instead of smack. 741 00:45:03,302 --> 00:45:05,698 But it's never enough. 742 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,733 And at the moment, it's nowhere near enough. 743 00:45:09,568 --> 00:45:10,830 I took all three this morning, 744 00:45:10,935 --> 00:45:13,494 and now I've got 18 hours to go till my next shot 745 00:45:13,602 --> 00:45:17,227 and a sweat on my back like a layer of frost. 746 00:45:17,335 --> 00:45:21,232 I need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. 747 00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:27,267 One fucking hit to get us over this long, hard day. 748 00:45:30,502 --> 00:45:32,092 What's on the menu this evening, sir? 749 00:45:32,203 --> 00:45:35,033 - Your favorite dish. - Excellent. 750 00:45:35,136 --> 00:45:37,693 - Usual table, sir? - Oh, why, thank you. 751 00:45:37,802 --> 00:45:40,995 Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance? 752 00:45:41,101 --> 00:45:42,692 No, stick it on my tab. 753 00:45:42,801 --> 00:45:43,994 Regret to inform, sir, 754 00:45:44,101 --> 00:45:47,193 credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago. 755 00:45:47,303 --> 00:45:49,633 Oh, well, in that case. 756 00:45:50,103 --> 00:45:52,293 Hard currency! That'll do nicely. 757 00:45:52,402 --> 00:45:55,799 Can't be too careful when we're dealing with your type, can we? 758 00:45:56,901 --> 00:45:59,833 Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps? 759 00:45:59,936 --> 00:46:02,264 No, thank you. I'll proceed directly 760 00:46:02,367 --> 00:46:05,299 to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please. 761 00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:07,628 As you wish, sir. 762 00:46:07,734 --> 00:46:10,132 As you wish. 763 00:46:40,732 --> 00:46:42,960 [Exhales sharply] 764 00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:50,465 [Breathing heavily] 765 00:46:56,710 --> 00:47:00,642 # Just a perfect day # 766 00:47:00,743 --> 00:47:05,232 # Drink sangria in the park # 767 00:47:05,343 --> 00:47:07,501 # And then later # 768 00:47:07,609 --> 00:47:10,734 Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi? 769 00:47:11,809 --> 00:47:14,001 [Siren wails] 770 00:47:16,775 --> 00:47:20,537 # Just a perfect day # 771 00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:24,902 # Feed animals in the zoo # 772 00:47:25,908 --> 00:47:32,704 # Then later a movie, too, and then home # 773 00:47:34,574 --> 00:47:40,006 # Oh, it's such a perfect day # 774 00:47:40,107 --> 00:47:43,631 # I'm glad I spent it with you # 775 00:47:43,740 --> 00:47:45,934 [Vehicle approaching] 776 00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,562 # Oh, such a perfect day # 777 00:47:48,673 --> 00:47:53,662 # You just keep me hanging on # 778 00:47:53,773 --> 00:47:59,330 # You just keep me hanging on # 779 00:48:03,405 --> 00:48:07,397 # Just a perfect day # 780 00:48:08,241 --> 00:48:12,367 # Problems all left alone # 781 00:48:13,406 --> 00:48:16,168 # Weekenders on our own # 782 00:48:16,274 --> 00:48:20,103 # It's such fun # 783 00:48:23,707 --> 00:48:27,606 # Just a perfect day # 784 00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:32,004 # You made me forget myself # 785 00:48:33,038 --> 00:48:36,494 # I thought I was someone else # 786 00:48:36,607 --> 00:48:38,902 # Someone good # 787 00:48:41,607 --> 00:48:46,539 # Oh, it's such a perfect day # 788 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:52,596 # I'm glad I spent it with you # 789 00:48:52,707 --> 00:48:55,831 # Oh, such a perfect day # 790 00:48:55,939 --> 00:49:00,564 # You just keep me hanging on # 791 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:06,662 # You just keep me hanging on # 792 00:49:20,539 --> 00:49:22,767 Open your eyes! Wake up! 793 00:49:22,873 --> 00:49:24,498 Come on, wake up! 794 00:49:24,607 --> 00:49:28,039 # Just what you sow # 795 00:49:31,507 --> 00:49:39,269 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 796 00:49:41,506 --> 00:49:48,302 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 797 00:49:51,506 --> 00:49:58,371 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 798 00:50:55,131 --> 00:50:56,825 RENTON: I don't feel the sickness yet, 799 00:50:56,931 --> 00:50:59,363 but it's in the post, that's for sure. 800 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:02,754 I'm in the junky limbo at the moment. 801 00:51:02,866 --> 00:51:07,025 Too ill to sleep, too tired to stay awake. 802 00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:10,120 But the sickness is on its way. 803 00:51:10,232 --> 00:51:14,425 Sweat, chills, nausea, pain, and craving. 804 00:51:14,531 --> 00:51:16,191 Need like nothing else I've ever known 805 00:51:16,299 --> 00:51:18,196 will soon take hold of me. 806 00:51:18,298 --> 00:51:20,354 It's on its way. 807 00:51:20,464 --> 00:51:22,555 [Dance music plays] 808 00:51:26,530 --> 00:51:28,189 DIANE: # Oh, you've got green eyes # 809 00:51:28,297 --> 00:51:30,126 # Oh, you've got blue eyes # 810 00:51:30,230 --> 00:51:32,696 # Oh, you've got gray eyes # 811 00:51:32,797 --> 00:51:36,354 # And I've never seen anyone # 812 00:51:36,464 --> 00:51:38,726 # Quite like you before # 813 00:51:39,498 --> 00:51:42,827 # No, I've never met anyone # 814 00:51:42,930 --> 00:51:44,828 # Quite like you before # 815 00:51:44,931 --> 00:51:47,419 [Locks unlocking] 816 00:51:51,697 --> 00:51:54,185 [Speaking indistinctly] 817 00:52:01,164 --> 00:52:04,027 We'll help you, son. 818 00:52:04,131 --> 00:52:07,062 You'll stay here with us till you get better. 819 00:52:07,163 --> 00:52:09,321 We're gonna beat this together. 820 00:52:09,430 --> 00:52:12,226 Maybe I should go back to the clinic. 821 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:13,318 No. 822 00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:16,657 No clinics, no methadone. 823 00:52:16,763 --> 00:52:19,888 That only made you worse. You said so yourself. 824 00:52:21,030 --> 00:52:25,894 You lied to us, son, your own mother and father. 825 00:52:25,995 --> 00:52:28,985 - You could bring us jellies. - No! 826 00:52:29,097 --> 00:52:30,756 You're worse coming off that than heroin. 827 00:52:30,862 --> 00:52:33,329 - Nothing at all. - It's a clean break this time. 828 00:52:33,429 --> 00:52:35,860 You're staying here where we can keep an eye on you. 829 00:52:35,962 --> 00:52:37,587 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 830 00:52:37,696 --> 00:52:40,183 But I just need one more score. 831 00:52:40,296 --> 00:52:43,387 Just bring me one more hit. 832 00:52:43,496 --> 00:52:46,486 I need one more fucking hit! 833 00:52:46,596 --> 00:52:47,687 [Locks locking] 834 00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:49,694 You fuck! 835 00:52:52,261 --> 00:52:54,125 Hit. 836 00:52:54,229 --> 00:52:55,955 Hit. 837 00:53:08,161 --> 00:53:13,388 Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? 838 00:53:13,495 --> 00:53:15,959 You sweat that shite out of your system, 839 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:18,688 'cause if I come back and it's still here, 840 00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:21,887 I'll fucking kick it out. 841 00:53:21,996 --> 00:53:23,655 Okay. 842 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:28,353 [Whimpering] 843 00:53:32,596 --> 00:53:34,028 God. 844 00:53:34,129 --> 00:53:36,992 [Baby cooing] 845 00:53:45,495 --> 00:53:49,756 [Game-show music plays, audience cheering] 846 00:53:49,861 --> 00:53:51,486 Question number one. 847 00:53:51,593 --> 00:53:54,685 The human immunodeficiency virus is a... 848 00:53:54,794 --> 00:53:56,317 Retrovirus? 849 00:53:56,428 --> 00:53:58,917 Retrovirus is the right answer! 850 00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:00,994 [Audience cheering] 851 00:54:03,028 --> 00:54:04,494 [Grunts] 852 00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:11,756 SICK BOY: It's a mug's game, Mrs. Renton. 853 00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:14,725 I mean, I'm not saying I was blameless myself. 854 00:54:14,828 --> 00:54:17,350 But there comes a time 855 00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:19,450 when you have to turn your back on that nonsense 856 00:54:19,561 --> 00:54:21,651 and just say no. 857 00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,083 [Crunches] 858 00:54:25,959 --> 00:54:28,187 Just say no. 859 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:31,124 She's gone! She's gone! 860 00:54:31,227 --> 00:54:33,488 [Baby crying] 861 00:54:42,661 --> 00:54:44,126 Fuck. 862 00:54:48,693 --> 00:54:50,557 [Tapping] 863 00:54:59,460 --> 00:55:01,017 Question number two. 864 00:55:01,127 --> 00:55:05,560 H.I.V. binds to which receptor on the host lymphocyte? 865 00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:07,854 Which receptor is that? 866 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,391 # I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try # 867 00:55:11,492 --> 00:55:14,584 # I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try # 868 00:55:14,692 --> 00:55:15,885 CD4. 869 00:55:15,993 --> 00:55:18,856 CD4 is the right answer! 870 00:55:18,959 --> 00:55:22,322 [Audience cheering] 871 00:55:22,425 --> 00:55:24,891 Better than sex, Rents. 872 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:27,457 Better than sex. 873 00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:29,787 The ultimate hit. 874 00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:33,821 I'm a fucking adult. I can find out for myself. 875 00:55:34,826 --> 00:55:37,690 Well, I'm finding out, all right. 876 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:45,149 Tommy. 877 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:46,884 [Baby crying] 878 00:55:46,991 --> 00:55:48,582 No! 879 00:55:48,692 --> 00:55:50,317 Stop it. Fucking stop it. 880 00:55:50,426 --> 00:55:51,653 Stop it. Stop it. 881 00:55:51,758 --> 00:55:55,385 Is he guilty or not guilty? 882 00:55:55,494 --> 00:55:56,356 [Screaming] 883 00:55:58,792 --> 00:56:00,690 He's our son. 884 00:56:07,124 --> 00:56:08,091 Don't! 885 00:56:08,191 --> 00:56:09,089 Don't! 886 00:56:09,192 --> 00:56:12,055 Don't! 887 00:56:12,157 --> 00:56:14,249 Stop! 888 00:56:15,191 --> 00:56:17,249 Oh, my God! 889 00:56:18,958 --> 00:56:20,391 Stop! 890 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:29,522 - Mark. - [Screaming] 891 00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:30,750 Mark. 892 00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:33,282 Mark. 893 00:56:36,525 --> 00:56:38,887 There's something you need to do. 894 00:56:58,857 --> 00:56:59,652 Ow! 895 00:57:07,957 --> 00:57:10,355 MAN: Come alive, 35. 896 00:57:10,457 --> 00:57:13,322 Lots of tricks, 66. 897 00:57:14,191 --> 00:57:17,317 MRS. RENTON: Mark, you've got a house! 898 00:57:17,424 --> 00:57:19,890 House! House! 899 00:57:19,991 --> 00:57:22,456 For goodness sake, Mark. 900 00:57:23,056 --> 00:57:25,957 RENTON: It seems I really am the luckiest guy in the world. 901 00:57:26,058 --> 00:57:28,421 Several years of addiction in the middle of an epidemic, 902 00:57:28,524 --> 00:57:30,785 surrounded by the living dead. 903 00:57:30,890 --> 00:57:33,514 But not me. I'm negative. 904 00:57:33,623 --> 00:57:35,249 It's official. 905 00:57:36,124 --> 00:57:39,112 Once the pain goes away, the real battle starts. 906 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:41,121 Depression. Boredom. 907 00:57:41,223 --> 00:57:44,587 You feel so fucking low, you'll want to fucking top yourself. 908 00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:47,615 [Knock on door] 909 00:57:47,722 --> 00:57:49,586 Tommy! 910 00:57:49,689 --> 00:57:51,053 Tommy! 911 00:57:55,156 --> 00:57:57,713 Tommy, it's Mark, man. 912 00:58:00,023 --> 00:58:01,956 [Lock unlocking] 913 00:58:05,823 --> 00:58:07,722 Renton. 914 00:58:30,155 --> 00:58:31,587 RENTON: Getting out much, Tommy? 915 00:58:31,689 --> 00:58:33,279 No. 916 00:58:36,889 --> 00:58:38,855 Following the game at all? 917 00:58:38,956 --> 00:58:40,751 No. 918 00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:44,619 Nah, me neither, really. 919 00:58:54,923 --> 00:58:57,081 You take the test? 920 00:58:58,655 --> 00:59:00,519 Aye. 921 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,287 Clear? 922 00:59:05,021 --> 00:59:06,510 Aye. 923 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:10,579 That's nice. 924 00:59:13,055 --> 00:59:15,417 I'm sorry, Tommy. 925 00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,584 Got any gear on you? 926 00:59:20,754 --> 00:59:22,778 No, I'm clean, man. 927 00:59:23,721 --> 00:59:27,744 Well, sub us, then, mate. 928 00:59:28,887 --> 00:59:30,682 I'm expecting a rent check. 929 00:59:45,153 --> 00:59:46,676 Thanks, Mark. 930 00:59:47,288 --> 00:59:49,254 No bother. 931 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:55,984 RENTON: No bother, none at all. 932 00:59:56,087 --> 00:59:57,577 Not for me, anyway. 933 00:59:57,687 --> 00:59:59,653 - [Knock on door] - It's easy to be philosophical 934 00:59:59,754 --> 01:00:02,812 when it's some other poor cunt with shite for blood. 935 01:00:10,619 --> 01:00:12,313 What do you want? 936 01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,249 - Are you clean? - Yes. 937 01:00:14,353 --> 01:00:16,013 Is that a promise, then? 938 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,518 Yes, it is. 939 01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:20,585 Calm down. I'm only asking. 940 01:00:24,054 --> 01:00:26,918 - Is that hash I can smell? - No. 941 01:00:27,021 --> 01:00:28,681 I wouldn't mind a bit, if it is. 942 01:00:28,787 --> 01:00:31,218 - Well, it isn't. - It smells like it. 943 01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,081 - You're too young. - I'm too young for what? 944 01:00:43,219 --> 01:00:45,481 You're not getting any younger, Mark. 945 01:00:45,585 --> 01:00:48,211 The world's changing. Music's changing. 946 01:00:48,319 --> 01:00:49,874 Even drugs are changing. 947 01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:51,416 You can't stay in here all day 948 01:00:51,518 --> 01:00:54,575 dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop. 949 01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:56,379 It's Iggy Pop. 950 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,044 Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway. 951 01:00:59,153 --> 01:01:02,175 Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. 952 01:01:02,286 --> 01:01:05,878 The point is, you've got to find something new. 953 01:01:07,954 --> 01:01:11,612 RENTON: She was right. I had to find something new. 954 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,999 There was only one thing for it. 955 01:01:13,034 --> 01:01:14,278 There was only one thing for it. 956 01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:22,507 # So find the feeling # 957 01:01:25,585 --> 01:01:29,710 # So find the feeling # 958 01:01:32,785 --> 01:01:36,740 # So find the feeling # 959 01:01:40,684 --> 01:01:43,082 # Boom, diggy diggy diggy, boom, diggy bang # 960 01:01:56,951 --> 01:01:58,542 Lifestyle Leasing Agency. 961 01:01:58,652 --> 01:02:01,515 Oh, yes, it's a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 962 01:02:01,617 --> 01:02:03,413 Ideally located in a quiet road, 963 01:02:03,518 --> 01:02:05,847 near to the local shops and transport. 964 01:02:05,951 --> 01:02:08,917 This one's two bedrooms and a kitchen/diner. 965 01:02:09,018 --> 01:02:11,609 Fully fitted in excellent decorative order. 966 01:02:11,717 --> 01:02:14,048 Lots of storage space, and all mod cons. 967 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:17,742 And it's going at £320 a week. 968 01:02:24,819 --> 01:02:27,977 I settled in not too badly and kept myself to myself. 969 01:02:28,085 --> 01:02:29,711 Sometimes, I thought about the guys, 970 01:02:29,818 --> 01:02:31,942 but mainly I didn't miss them at all. 971 01:02:32,051 --> 01:02:33,607 After all, this was Boomtown, 972 01:02:33,718 --> 01:02:37,411 where any fool could make cash from chaos and plenty did. 973 01:02:37,517 --> 01:02:41,279 I've got a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 974 01:02:41,384 --> 01:02:43,044 I quite enjoyed the sound of it all. 975 01:02:43,151 --> 01:02:46,674 Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting, 976 01:02:46,784 --> 01:02:48,216 subletting, subdividing, 977 01:02:48,318 --> 01:02:50,977 cheating, scamming, fragmenting, breaking away. 978 01:02:51,085 --> 01:02:52,880 Who's got the keys to Telegraph Road? 979 01:02:52,984 --> 01:02:55,176 There was no such thing as society, and even if there was, 980 01:02:55,284 --> 01:02:58,341 I most certainly had nothing to do with it. 981 01:02:58,450 --> 01:03:02,246 For the first time in my adult life, I was almost content. 982 01:03:03,484 --> 01:03:04,676 DIANE: "Dear Mark... 983 01:03:04,783 --> 01:03:07,543 I'm glad you've found a job and somewhere to live. 984 01:03:07,649 --> 01:03:09,377 School is fine at the moment. 985 01:03:09,483 --> 01:03:12,243 I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking. 986 01:03:12,350 --> 01:03:15,510 Your friend Sick Boy asked me last week to work for him, 987 01:03:15,614 --> 01:03:17,548 but I told him where to go. 988 01:03:17,650 --> 01:03:19,980 I met Spud, who sends his regards, 989 01:03:20,084 --> 01:03:22,413 or at least I think that's what he said. " 990 01:03:22,516 --> 01:03:25,573 [Talking indistinctly] 991 01:03:25,683 --> 01:03:27,512 "No one has seen Tommy for ages. 992 01:03:27,616 --> 01:03:31,638 And finally, Francis Begbie has been on television a lot, 993 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:33,010 as he is wanted by the police 994 01:03:33,116 --> 01:03:34,810 in connection with an armed robbery 995 01:03:34,916 --> 01:03:36,541 in a jeweler's in Corstorphine. 996 01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:39,639 Take care. Yours with love, Diane. " 997 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:42,113 [Doorbell rings] 998 01:03:47,048 --> 01:03:49,106 "Francis Begbie." 999 01:03:54,625 --> 01:03:56,113 Oh, no. 1000 01:03:56,225 --> 01:03:59,248 Armed robbery? With a replica? 1001 01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:02,221 I mean, how can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? 1002 01:04:02,324 --> 01:04:04,722 Fucking scandal. 1003 01:04:05,024 --> 01:04:08,012 And the gear. Look. 1004 01:04:09,858 --> 01:04:13,414 Supposed to be solid silver. It's fucking garbage. 1005 01:04:13,524 --> 01:04:16,388 There's couples investing all their hopes in that stuff. 1006 01:04:16,491 --> 01:04:18,888 - It's a scandal, Franco. - Too fucking right it is. 1007 01:04:18,991 --> 01:04:21,218 And I don't want any pot noodles, by the way. 1008 01:04:21,324 --> 01:04:23,346 I'm fucking Lee Marvin. 1009 01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:33,086 Hey, Rents. 1010 01:04:33,189 --> 01:04:36,622 Begbie settled in in no time at all. 1011 01:04:36,723 --> 01:04:39,416 I've got no fucking cigarettes. 1012 01:04:44,822 --> 01:04:47,220 # We didn't have nowhere to live # 1013 01:04:47,323 --> 01:04:50,049 All right. 1014 01:04:50,156 --> 01:04:54,350 # Till someone said, "I know this place off Burditt Road" # 1015 01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:57,081 # It was on the 15th floor # 1016 01:04:57,188 --> 01:04:59,881 # It had a board across the door # 1017 01:04:59,989 --> 01:05:04,389 # It took an hour to pry it off and get inside # 1018 01:05:04,491 --> 01:05:06,889 # It smelt as if someone had died # 1019 01:05:06,991 --> 01:05:09,081 # The living room was full of flies # 1020 01:05:09,190 --> 01:05:10,486 # The kitchen sink was blocked # 1021 01:05:10,591 --> 01:05:11,557 It's me. 1022 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:14,416 # The bathroom sink not there at all # 1023 01:05:14,523 --> 01:05:15,579 Franks! 1024 01:05:15,689 --> 01:05:17,417 # A mess all right # 1025 01:05:17,523 --> 01:05:21,750 # Yes, it's Mile End # 1026 01:05:21,856 --> 01:05:25,117 RENTON: Yeah, the guy's a psycho, but it's true. 1027 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:26,813 He's a mate also. What can you do? 1028 01:05:26,922 --> 01:05:29,250 # And now we're living in the sky # 1029 01:05:29,355 --> 01:05:32,379 # I'd never thought I'd live so high # 1030 01:05:32,489 --> 01:05:36,182 # Just like heaven if it didn't look like hell # 1031 01:05:36,288 --> 01:05:38,846 # The lift is always full of piss # 1032 01:05:38,956 --> 01:05:41,422 # The fifth-floor landing smells of fish # 1033 01:05:41,523 --> 01:05:46,182 # Not just on Friday, every single other day # 1034 01:05:46,289 --> 01:05:47,720 Hey. 1035 01:05:47,822 --> 01:05:50,652 Pop into bookie's and put a line on for us. 1036 01:05:50,756 --> 01:05:52,723 Can you not go yourself? 1037 01:05:53,055 --> 01:05:55,045 Well, seeing as how I'm a fugitive from the law, 1038 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:58,019 and I can't even walk the fucking streets, you go. 1039 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:00,479 Here. 1040 01:06:01,721 --> 01:06:04,049 Doncaster. 4:40. 1041 01:06:04,153 --> 01:06:07,086 £5 you win. Bad Boy. 1042 01:06:15,621 --> 01:06:19,110 Buy some fucking beer. I'm out. 1043 01:06:25,021 --> 01:06:26,282 BEGBIE: Come on, Bad Boy! 1044 01:06:26,389 --> 01:06:27,912 Come on, son! Come on, son! 1045 01:06:28,021 --> 01:06:29,282 Come on! Come on! 1046 01:06:29,388 --> 01:06:33,820 Yeah! 1047 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:38,013 Yeah! 1048 01:06:38,122 --> 01:06:41,713 Bad Boy! 1049 01:06:41,821 --> 01:06:44,013 RENTON: Came in at 16 to 1. 1050 01:06:44,121 --> 01:06:45,483 And with the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 1051 01:06:45,518 --> 01:06:46,846 And with the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 1052 01:06:46,954 --> 01:06:48,250 [Techno music plays] 1053 01:07:16,453 --> 01:07:19,111 Diane was right. The world is changing. 1054 01:07:19,220 --> 01:07:21,413 Music is changing. Drugs are changing. 1055 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,453 Even men and women are changing. 1056 01:07:23,553 --> 01:07:24,985 1, 000 years from now, 1057 01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:27,450 there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. 1058 01:07:27,553 --> 01:07:28,315 Sounds great to me. 1059 01:07:28,420 --> 01:07:30,283 [Whistle blows] 1060 01:07:33,852 --> 01:07:36,648 It's just a pity no one told Begbie. 1061 01:07:40,986 --> 01:07:42,077 [Kissing] 1062 01:07:53,286 --> 01:07:55,751 Fuck! Fuck! 1063 01:07:55,853 --> 01:07:58,252 You see, if you ask me, we're heterosexual by default, 1064 01:07:58,353 --> 01:07:59,613 not by decision. 1065 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,345 It's just a question of who you fancy. 1066 01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:03,749 It's all about aesthetics, 1067 01:08:03,853 --> 01:08:06,046 and it's fuck-all to do with morality. 1068 01:08:06,152 --> 01:08:07,743 Fuck! 1069 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:11,682 But you try telling Begbie that. 1070 01:08:11,786 --> 01:08:14,251 Look, I'm not a fucking bufty. 1071 01:08:14,352 --> 01:08:16,944 Let's face it. It could have been wonderful. 1072 01:08:17,053 --> 01:08:18,746 [Growls] 1073 01:08:20,351 --> 01:08:23,408 Fucking listen to me, you piece of junkie shit. 1074 01:08:23,518 --> 01:08:25,108 A joke's a fucking joke. 1075 01:08:25,218 --> 01:08:28,343 You mention that again, and I'll cut you up. 1076 01:08:28,451 --> 01:08:30,643 You understand? 1077 01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:37,209 Since I last saw him, 1078 01:08:37,319 --> 01:08:40,375 Sick Boy had reinvented himself as a pimp and a pusher 1079 01:08:40,485 --> 01:08:42,974 and was here, he said, to mix business and pleasure, 1080 01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:46,346 setting up "contacts," as he constantly informed me, 1081 01:08:46,451 --> 01:08:50,315 for the great scag deal that was going to make him rich. 1082 01:08:56,152 --> 01:08:57,846 Good chips. 1083 01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:01,445 I can't believe you did that. 1084 01:09:03,852 --> 01:09:06,011 I got a good price for it. 1085 01:09:06,118 --> 01:09:07,675 Rents, I need the money. 1086 01:09:07,785 --> 01:09:10,375 It was my fucking telly! 1087 01:09:10,485 --> 01:09:13,144 Well, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty, 1088 01:09:13,252 --> 01:09:15,308 I wouldn't have bothered. 1089 01:09:17,718 --> 01:09:20,115 Fucking rented, anyway. 1090 01:09:20,951 --> 01:09:22,815 You going to eat that? 1091 01:09:28,318 --> 01:09:30,373 Have you got a passport? 1092 01:09:30,484 --> 01:09:32,007 Why? 1093 01:09:32,117 --> 01:09:33,879 I met this bloke. 1094 01:09:33,984 --> 01:09:36,006 Runs a hotel, a brothel. 1095 01:09:36,117 --> 01:09:38,083 Loads of contacts. 1096 01:09:38,183 --> 01:09:39,308 Does a nice sideline 1097 01:09:39,418 --> 01:09:42,009 in punting British passports to foreigners. 1098 01:09:42,118 --> 01:09:43,846 Get you a good price. 1099 01:09:43,951 --> 01:09:46,883 And why would I want to sell my passport? 1100 01:09:51,016 --> 01:09:52,811 It was just an idea. 1101 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:56,072 RENTON: I had to get rid of them. 1102 01:09:56,182 --> 01:09:59,478 Sick Boy didn't do his drug deal, and he didn't get rich. 1103 01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:01,845 Instead, he and Begbie hung around my bed-sit 1104 01:10:01,949 --> 01:10:03,438 looking for things to steal. 1105 01:10:03,549 --> 01:10:07,208 I decided to put them in the worst place in the world. 1106 01:10:10,648 --> 01:10:14,843 # Sandman goes, two in tow # 1107 01:10:14,951 --> 01:10:16,939 # Wet and dumb # 1108 01:10:17,051 --> 01:10:19,017 [Door closes] 1109 01:10:21,650 --> 01:10:25,082 # Coming down again # 1110 01:10:33,716 --> 01:10:35,614 They weren't paying any rent, 1111 01:10:35,716 --> 01:10:38,376 so when my boss found two suckers who would, 1112 01:10:38,483 --> 01:10:41,448 Sick Boy and Begbie were bound to feel threatened. 1113 01:10:41,548 --> 01:10:45,106 Yep, lots of storage. All mod cons. 1114 01:10:45,216 --> 01:10:47,374 320 quid a week. 1115 01:10:49,048 --> 01:10:50,605 - Aah! - Aah! 1116 01:10:50,714 --> 01:10:52,079 And that was that. 1117 01:10:52,883 --> 01:10:55,575 But by then we had another reason to go back. 1118 01:10:55,682 --> 01:10:56,944 Tommy. 1119 01:10:57,049 --> 01:10:59,072 Tommy knew he'd got the virus, like, 1120 01:10:59,182 --> 01:11:01,943 but he never knew he'd gone full-blown. 1121 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:04,106 What was it, pneumonia or cancer? 1122 01:11:04,216 --> 01:11:06,703 No, toxoplasmosis. 1123 01:11:06,815 --> 01:11:08,713 Sort of like a stroke. 1124 01:11:08,815 --> 01:11:10,304 How's that? 1125 01:11:11,081 --> 01:11:13,639 He wanted to see Lizzy again. 1126 01:11:14,249 --> 01:11:16,305 She wouldn't let him near the house. 1127 01:11:16,414 --> 01:11:20,041 So he bought her a present, brought her this kitten. 1128 01:11:20,149 --> 01:11:22,046 RENTON: I bet Lizzy told him where to stick it. 1129 01:11:22,148 --> 01:11:25,205 Exactly. "I'm not wanting that cat," she says. 1130 01:11:25,315 --> 01:11:26,610 Get the fuck, right. 1131 01:11:26,714 --> 01:11:30,044 So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. 1132 01:11:30,148 --> 01:11:31,273 You can imagine what happened. 1133 01:11:31,382 --> 01:11:33,848 To those of us gathered here today, 1134 01:11:33,949 --> 01:11:38,143 Thomas McKenzie filled a number of different roles in our lives. 1135 01:11:38,248 --> 01:11:39,805 - RENTON: What? - Thomas was a son. 1136 01:11:39,915 --> 01:11:41,471 The thing was neglected. 1137 01:11:41,581 --> 01:11:43,877 Pissing and shitting all over the place. 1138 01:11:43,981 --> 01:11:45,039 Tommy's lying about, 1139 01:11:45,148 --> 01:11:48,545 fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. 1140 01:11:48,647 --> 01:11:52,080 He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit. 1141 01:11:53,147 --> 01:11:56,944 A loving man with a great lust for life. 1142 01:11:57,781 --> 01:11:59,372 Neither did I. What is it? 1143 01:11:59,481 --> 01:12:01,641 Fucking horrible. 1144 01:12:01,749 --> 01:12:03,612 It's like an abscess in your brain. 1145 01:12:03,715 --> 01:12:05,544 Fucking hell. 1146 01:12:05,648 --> 01:12:06,772 Then what happened? 1147 01:12:06,882 --> 01:12:09,473 He starts getting these headaches, 1148 01:12:09,582 --> 01:12:12,808 so he just uses more smack, you know, for the pain, like. 1149 01:12:12,913 --> 01:12:14,970 And then he has a stroke. 1150 01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:18,910 A fucking stroke. Just like that. 1151 01:12:19,013 --> 01:12:22,001 Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. 1152 01:12:23,246 --> 01:12:24,576 He'd been dead for ages 1153 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,804 before the neighbors complained about the smell 1154 01:12:26,912 --> 01:12:29,811 and got the police to break down the door. 1155 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,242 Tommy was lying facedown in a pool of vomit. 1156 01:12:32,345 --> 01:12:33,971 MAN: He has gone from us, 1157 01:12:34,079 --> 01:12:37,478 but we have many things to remember him by. 1158 01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,569 The kitten was fine. 1159 01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,907 Would you all please rise now for the committal? 1160 01:12:45,247 --> 01:12:50,306 SPUD: # Did you think I would leave you crying # 1161 01:12:50,415 --> 01:12:54,847 # When there's room on my horse for two? # 1162 01:12:56,014 --> 01:13:00,637 # Climb up here, Tommy, don't be dying # 1163 01:13:00,747 --> 01:13:05,145 # I can go just as fast with two # 1164 01:13:05,246 --> 01:13:10,075 # When we grow up, we'll both be soldiers # 1165 01:13:10,179 --> 01:13:14,908 # And our horses will not be toys # 1166 01:13:15,013 --> 01:13:20,002 # And I wonder if we'll remember # 1167 01:13:20,113 --> 01:13:24,602 # When we were two little boys # 1168 01:13:25,979 --> 01:13:27,274 [Cans opening] 1169 01:13:27,379 --> 01:13:29,505 - Tommy. - Tommy. 1170 01:13:34,012 --> 01:13:35,978 Did you tell him yet? 1171 01:13:37,011 --> 01:13:38,069 On you go. 1172 01:13:38,178 --> 01:13:39,667 What? 1173 01:13:39,779 --> 01:13:41,404 There's this mate of Swanney's. 1174 01:13:41,512 --> 01:13:43,239 You know the guy. Mikey Forrester. 1175 01:13:43,345 --> 01:13:44,572 Aye. 1176 01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:50,410 Well, he's come into some gear. 1177 01:13:50,512 --> 01:13:51,501 A lot of gear. 1178 01:13:51,612 --> 01:13:53,042 How much gear? 1179 01:13:54,845 --> 01:14:00,005 About two kilos, so he tells me. 1180 01:14:00,111 --> 01:14:03,237 He got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week, 1181 01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:05,833 where he met two Russian sailors. 1182 01:14:05,945 --> 01:14:08,502 They're fucking carrying this stuff for sale, 1183 01:14:08,612 --> 01:14:10,010 there and then, like. 1184 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:13,510 So he wakes up the next morning, 1185 01:14:13,611 --> 01:14:17,338 realizes what he's done, gets very fucking nervous. 1186 01:14:17,445 --> 01:14:19,035 He wants rid of this, right? 1187 01:14:19,145 --> 01:14:20,111 So? 1188 01:14:20,212 --> 01:14:24,008 So he met me, and I offered to take it off his hands 1189 01:14:24,113 --> 01:14:26,772 at a very reasonable price, with the intention 1190 01:14:26,879 --> 01:14:29,436 of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London. 1191 01:14:29,545 --> 01:14:30,340 Ho ho-ho-ho! 1192 01:14:30,445 --> 01:14:32,433 We've just come back from Tommy's funeral, 1193 01:14:32,543 --> 01:14:35,009 and you're talking about a scag deal? 1194 01:14:36,611 --> 01:14:38,008 Aye. 1195 01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,606 What was your price? 1196 01:14:43,711 --> 01:14:45,699 - Four grand. - You haven't got four grand? 1197 01:14:45,811 --> 01:14:47,436 We're £2,000 short. 1198 01:14:47,544 --> 01:14:49,771 Well, that's tough. 1199 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:53,775 Look, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London. 1200 01:14:53,877 --> 01:14:56,002 I'm sorry. I do not have two grand. 1201 01:14:56,111 --> 01:14:57,009 [Scoffs] 1202 01:14:57,112 --> 01:14:59,044 Aye, you fucking do. 1203 01:15:00,544 --> 01:15:02,272 I've seen your bank statement. 1204 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:04,673 For fuck's sake. 1205 01:15:04,777 --> 01:15:09,175 £2, 133. 1206 01:15:09,276 --> 01:15:12,539 Two kilos. What is that, 10 years? 1207 01:15:12,644 --> 01:15:14,370 Mikey Forrester? Russian sailors? 1208 01:15:14,478 --> 01:15:16,568 What the fuck are you boys on, eh? 1209 01:15:16,678 --> 01:15:18,369 Spud, you've already been to jail. 1210 01:15:18,476 --> 01:15:20,942 What's the deal? You like it so much you want to go back? 1211 01:15:21,043 --> 01:15:23,440 I just want the money, Mark. 1212 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:25,441 If everybody keeps their mouth shut, 1213 01:15:25,543 --> 01:15:28,099 there'll be no cunt going to jail. 1214 01:15:32,644 --> 01:15:34,370 There were a lot of possibilities running 1215 01:15:34,478 --> 01:15:37,103 through my mind about what might happen in London. 1216 01:15:37,211 --> 01:15:40,438 Things I didn't want to talk to anyone about, 1217 01:15:40,544 --> 01:15:43,600 ideas best kept to myself. 1218 01:15:43,709 --> 01:15:45,767 No one told me when we bought the scag, 1219 01:15:45,877 --> 01:15:48,638 some lucky punter would have to try it out. 1220 01:15:52,810 --> 01:15:54,435 Begbie didn't trust Spud. 1221 01:15:54,542 --> 01:15:56,940 Sick Boy was too careful these days. 1222 01:15:57,043 --> 01:16:00,203 So I rolled up my sleeve, I spiked my vein, 1223 01:16:00,309 --> 01:16:02,037 and I did what had to be done. 1224 01:16:02,143 --> 01:16:05,699 [Breathing heavily] 1225 01:16:05,807 --> 01:16:07,708 It's good. 1226 01:16:07,810 --> 01:16:10,899 Oh, it's really fucking good. 1227 01:16:11,642 --> 01:16:14,937 Mmm. Ohh. [Exhales deeply] 1228 01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:17,531 Yeah, that hit was good. 1229 01:16:17,642 --> 01:16:20,540 I promised myself another one before I got to London. 1230 01:16:20,642 --> 01:16:24,039 Just the one like. For old time's sake. 1231 01:16:24,142 --> 01:16:26,869 Just to piss Begbie off. 1232 01:16:26,975 --> 01:16:28,701 This was his nightmare. 1233 01:16:28,808 --> 01:16:31,535 The dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgy scams 1234 01:16:31,641 --> 01:16:33,539 being perpetrated with three of the most useless 1235 01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:37,199 and unreliable fuck-ups in town. 1236 01:16:37,308 --> 01:16:38,864 I knew what was going on in his mind. 1237 01:16:38,974 --> 01:16:41,464 Any trouble in London, and he would dump us immediately. 1238 01:16:41,576 --> 01:16:42,542 One way or another. 1239 01:16:42,642 --> 01:16:44,040 He had to. 1240 01:16:44,143 --> 01:16:46,371 If he got caught with a bagful of scag, 1241 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,966 on top of that armed-robbery shit, 1242 01:16:48,076 --> 01:16:50,666 he was going down for 15 to 20. 1243 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:52,938 Begbie was hard, but not so hard 1244 01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:56,008 that he didn't shite it off 20 years in Sultan. 1245 01:17:03,308 --> 01:17:05,866 This was to be my final hit. 1246 01:17:05,974 --> 01:17:07,803 But let's be clear about this. 1247 01:17:07,908 --> 01:17:10,964 There's final hits and final hits. 1248 01:17:11,074 --> 01:17:13,040 What kind was this to be? 1249 01:17:18,109 --> 01:17:19,904 Did you bring the cards? 1250 01:17:20,175 --> 01:17:21,504 - What? - The cards. 1251 01:17:21,608 --> 01:17:24,165 The last thing I told you was to mind the cards. 1252 01:17:24,274 --> 01:17:26,399 Well, I've not brought them. 1253 01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:30,739 Fucking boring after a while without the cards. 1254 01:17:30,841 --> 01:17:32,966 I'm sorry. 1255 01:17:33,075 --> 01:17:35,266 - Bit fucking late. - Why didn't you bring them? 1256 01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:39,101 'Cause I fucking told you to bring them, you doss cunt! 1257 01:17:39,906 --> 01:17:41,099 Christ. 1258 01:18:28,474 --> 01:18:30,064 These are your friends, right? 1259 01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:33,230 These are the guys I told you about. 1260 01:18:33,340 --> 01:18:35,737 - Well, is he here? - Yeah, he's here. 1261 01:18:35,839 --> 01:18:37,738 You didn't get followed, did you? 1262 01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,897 [Scoffs] We didn't get followed. 1263 01:18:40,005 --> 01:18:41,369 Okay. 1264 01:18:58,373 --> 01:18:59,565 All right. 1265 01:18:59,673 --> 01:19:00,831 Aye. 1266 01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:06,064 Straightaway he clocked us for what we were. 1267 01:19:06,172 --> 01:19:09,162 Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal. 1268 01:19:20,105 --> 01:19:21,799 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1269 01:20:04,671 --> 01:20:06,226 [Door opens] 1270 01:20:15,105 --> 01:20:19,730 So how much would you like for this? 1271 01:20:22,204 --> 01:20:23,795 £20,000. 1272 01:20:25,471 --> 01:20:28,596 Well, I don't think it's worth much more than £ 15,000. 1273 01:20:28,703 --> 01:20:30,499 This was a real drag to him. 1274 01:20:30,604 --> 01:20:32,502 He didn't need to negotiate. 1275 01:20:32,604 --> 01:20:34,832 What the fuck were we going to do if he didn't buy it? 1276 01:20:34,937 --> 01:20:37,597 Sell it on the streets? Fuck that! 1277 01:20:37,704 --> 01:20:39,500 Well, £ 19,000. 1278 01:20:39,605 --> 01:20:42,399 I'm terribly sorry. I can't go to £ 19,000. 1279 01:20:45,037 --> 01:20:47,401 Well, fucking £ 16,000, then. 1280 01:20:49,437 --> 01:20:50,368 Okay. 1281 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:53,062 Well, fucking £ 16,000 it is, then. 1282 01:20:57,436 --> 01:21:00,733 These, gentlemen, are £2,000 bundles. 1283 01:21:00,836 --> 01:21:03,598 Here's two. 1284 01:21:03,703 --> 01:21:05,430 That's four. 1285 01:21:05,537 --> 01:21:07,934 We settled on £16, 000. 1286 01:21:08,037 --> 01:21:11,798 He had more in the suitcase, but it was better than nothing. 1287 01:21:18,870 --> 01:21:21,427 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 1288 01:21:21,536 --> 01:21:24,128 I'd like to say it's been a pleasure haggling with you. 1289 01:21:24,237 --> 01:21:26,464 Fucking brand-new, by the way. 1290 01:21:29,978 --> 01:21:30,944 Okay. 1291 01:21:33,411 --> 01:21:35,468 - Yes! - Yes! 1292 01:21:35,577 --> 01:21:36,975 Fucking... 1293 01:21:37,877 --> 01:21:40,638 And just for a moment, it felt really great. 1294 01:21:40,744 --> 01:21:42,641 Like we were in it together, like friends. 1295 01:21:42,743 --> 01:21:44,231 Like it meant something. 1296 01:21:44,344 --> 01:21:46,810 A moment like that can touch you deep inside. 1297 01:21:46,911 --> 01:21:48,409 But it doesn't last long, not like £16, 000. 1298 01:21:48,443 --> 01:21:49,907 But it doesn't last long, not like £16, 000. 1299 01:21:50,010 --> 01:21:53,134 So what about you, Spud, any investments on the horizon? 1300 01:21:53,243 --> 01:21:55,471 Gonna buy yourself a wee island in the sun? 1301 01:21:55,576 --> 01:21:56,600 For four fucking grand? 1302 01:21:56,710 --> 01:22:00,769 One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow. 1303 01:22:01,678 --> 01:22:03,973 [Snorts] I don't know, man. 1304 01:22:04,078 --> 01:22:06,544 I'm gonna get something for my ma. 1305 01:22:06,645 --> 01:22:10,838 Get some good speed, no bicarb. 1306 01:22:10,944 --> 01:22:12,966 And get a girl, take her out, treat her right. 1307 01:22:13,078 --> 01:22:14,065 Shag her senseless. 1308 01:22:14,178 --> 01:22:16,235 No, man! True love. 1309 01:22:16,344 --> 01:22:17,740 True love. 1310 01:22:17,842 --> 01:22:19,240 Hey, but I could handle 1311 01:22:19,344 --> 01:22:22,242 some hot sex with a Jewish Princess. 1312 01:22:22,344 --> 01:22:24,400 - You daft cunt! - Or a Catholic! 1313 01:22:24,509 --> 01:22:25,476 If you're gonna waste it on a bird, 1314 01:22:25,576 --> 01:22:28,064 you may as well fucking leave all of it to me. 1315 01:22:28,175 --> 01:22:29,573 Now get the drinks. 1316 01:22:29,675 --> 01:22:32,801 - I got the last one. - It's your round, Franco. 1317 01:22:34,343 --> 01:22:36,310 Okay. Same again? 1318 01:22:36,411 --> 01:22:38,841 Right. I'm off for a pish. 1319 01:22:38,942 --> 01:22:41,501 See when I get back the money's still here, okay? 1320 01:22:41,610 --> 01:22:43,439 The moment your back's turned, we're out the door. 1321 01:22:43,543 --> 01:22:45,133 I'll be right fucking after you. 1322 01:22:45,244 --> 01:22:47,902 You'll never catch us, you flabby bastard. 1323 01:22:48,009 --> 01:22:50,271 By the way, see when I get back. 1324 01:22:50,376 --> 01:22:52,897 Be halfway down the street with the money. 1325 01:22:53,009 --> 01:22:54,407 Fucking kill you. 1326 01:22:54,510 --> 01:22:56,738 I thought you might, Franco. 1327 01:22:56,842 --> 01:22:58,364 I thought you might. 1328 01:23:02,843 --> 01:23:05,069 Are you game for it? 1329 01:23:05,174 --> 01:23:06,697 What? 1330 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:09,841 Well? 1331 01:23:10,942 --> 01:23:12,533 Are you serious? 1332 01:23:20,543 --> 01:23:21,509 Don't know. 1333 01:23:21,609 --> 01:23:23,098 What do you think? 1334 01:23:24,443 --> 01:23:25,601 Still here, I see. 1335 01:23:25,710 --> 01:23:28,107 Oh, well, we wouldn't run out on a mate, eh? 1336 01:23:28,209 --> 01:23:30,538 Why not? I know I would. 1337 01:23:31,410 --> 01:23:33,103 Where's Franco? 1338 01:23:35,675 --> 01:23:38,164 For fuck's sake! 1339 01:23:38,275 --> 01:23:39,468 Sorry, mate. 1340 01:23:39,575 --> 01:23:42,872 You ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiot. 1341 01:23:42,977 --> 01:23:44,442 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1342 01:23:44,543 --> 01:23:46,600 Sorry's not gonna dry me off, you cunt. 1343 01:23:46,710 --> 01:23:49,674 Cool down, Franco. The man says he's sorry. 1344 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:53,004 Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt. 1345 01:23:53,108 --> 01:23:55,233 If you can't hold a pint, you shouldn't be in the pub. 1346 01:23:55,341 --> 01:23:56,364 Fuck off. 1347 01:24:00,740 --> 01:24:02,469 [Garbled] Aah. 1348 01:24:02,574 --> 01:24:04,971 Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1349 01:24:12,307 --> 01:24:14,363 Come on, Franco, move away. Aah! 1350 01:24:14,473 --> 01:24:16,837 Aah! Fuck's sake! 1351 01:24:16,941 --> 01:24:19,429 Oh, fucking nice one, Franco! 1352 01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,201 - Shut it! - You cut me, man! 1353 01:24:21,307 --> 01:24:23,399 You were in my fucking way. 1354 01:24:23,508 --> 01:24:24,803 Help! 1355 01:24:25,974 --> 01:24:27,304 [Weakly] Oh, no. 1356 01:24:27,409 --> 01:24:30,636 Anybody else want to get in my fucking way? 1357 01:24:30,741 --> 01:24:31,967 You? 1358 01:24:34,375 --> 01:24:35,500 You? 1359 01:24:40,474 --> 01:24:45,872 Hey, Rent Boy, you bring me down a fucking smoke. 1360 01:24:45,974 --> 01:24:48,939 - I think we'd better go, Franco! - Go to the hospital! 1361 01:24:49,039 --> 01:24:52,803 You're not going to any fucking hospital, and you're staying. 1362 01:24:55,808 --> 01:24:58,932 You bring me down a fucking cigarette. 1363 01:25:04,707 --> 01:25:06,298 And the bag. 1364 01:26:18,838 --> 01:26:22,429 # Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy # 1365 01:26:22,538 --> 01:26:25,901 # In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy # 1366 01:26:26,004 --> 01:26:29,300 # She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy # 1367 01:26:29,406 --> 01:26:31,893 # And all in your inner space, boy # 1368 01:26:32,005 --> 01:26:35,300 # You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy # 1369 01:26:35,405 --> 01:26:37,269 # You had chemicals, boy # 1370 01:26:37,372 --> 01:26:39,837 # I've grown so close to you, boy # 1371 01:26:39,937 --> 01:26:41,733 # And you just groan, boy # 1372 01:26:41,838 --> 01:26:44,067 # She said, "Come over, come over" # 1373 01:26:44,172 --> 01:26:46,763 # She smiled at you # 1374 01:26:46,872 --> 01:26:50,826 # Bo-o-o-o-y # 1375 01:27:06,870 --> 01:27:10,303 # Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy # 1376 01:27:10,405 --> 01:27:13,838 # In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy # 1377 01:27:13,938 --> 01:27:17,335 # She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy # 1378 01:27:17,438 --> 01:27:19,904 # And all in your inner space, boy # 1379 01:27:20,005 --> 01:27:23,300 # You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy # 1380 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:25,233 # You had chemicals, boy # 1381 01:27:25,338 --> 01:27:27,895 # I've grown so close to you, boy # 1382 01:27:28,004 --> 01:27:29,664 # And you just groan, boy # 1383 01:27:29,772 --> 01:27:32,033 # She said, "Come over, come over" # 1384 01:27:32,138 --> 01:27:34,695 # She smiled at you # 1385 01:27:34,805 --> 01:27:38,361 # Bo-o-o-o-y # 1386 01:27:47,337 --> 01:27:49,394 # Let your feelings slip, boy # 1387 01:27:49,504 --> 01:27:51,492 # But never your mask, boy # 1388 01:27:51,604 --> 01:27:54,502 # Random blonde bio, high-density rhythm # 1389 01:27:54,604 --> 01:27:56,933 # Blond boy, blond country blond # 1390 01:27:57,036 --> 01:27:58,434 # High density # 1391 01:27:58,536 --> 01:28:00,627 # You are my drug, boy # 1392 01:28:00,735 --> 01:28:02,895 # You're real, boy, speak to me, boy # 1393 01:28:03,003 --> 01:28:05,367 # Dog-dirty, numb-cracking boy # 1394 01:28:05,470 --> 01:28:06,729 # You get wet, boy # 1395 01:28:06,836 --> 01:28:08,392 # Big, big-time boy # 1396 01:28:08,503 --> 01:28:09,969 # Acid-bear boy # 1397 01:28:10,070 --> 01:28:13,194 # Babes and babes and babes and babes and babes # 1398 01:28:13,303 --> 01:28:15,631 # And remembering nothing, boy # 1399 01:28:15,735 --> 01:28:18,133 # Will you like my tin horn, boy? # 1400 01:28:18,236 --> 01:28:24,136 # And get wet like an angel, derail # 1401 01:28:36,368 --> 01:28:39,766 Now, I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. 1402 01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:42,495 It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. 1403 01:28:42,602 --> 01:28:46,500 Or we'd outgrown each other. You know, that sort of thing. 1404 01:28:46,602 --> 01:28:48,592 But let's face it. I ripped them off. 1405 01:28:48,702 --> 01:28:50,997 My so-called mates. 1406 01:28:51,101 --> 01:28:53,330 But Begbie. I couldn't give a shit about him. 1407 01:28:53,436 --> 01:28:54,992 And Sick Boy. He'd have done the same to me 1408 01:28:55,102 --> 01:28:56,932 if he'd only thought of it first. 1409 01:28:58,536 --> 01:29:01,331 And Spud. Well, okay, I felt sorry for Spud. 1410 01:29:01,435 --> 01:29:03,266 He never hurt anybody. 1411 01:29:09,669 --> 01:29:12,566 - BEGBIE: Bastard! - [Glass shattering] 1412 01:29:18,067 --> 01:29:20,193 Bastard! 1413 01:29:23,368 --> 01:29:25,424 Fuck! Fuck! 1414 01:29:25,534 --> 01:29:27,261 All right, move away, people. 1415 01:29:27,367 --> 01:29:29,196 What's going on in there? 1416 01:29:30,367 --> 01:29:32,959 Open up. Open up now! 1417 01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:34,830 Bastard! 1418 01:29:35,535 --> 01:29:37,023 Bastard! 1419 01:29:37,135 --> 01:29:39,464 So why did I do it? 1420 01:29:40,135 --> 01:29:43,192 I could offer a million answers, all false. 1421 01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:45,358 The truth is that I'm a bad person, 1422 01:29:45,469 --> 01:29:46,899 but that's gonna change. 1423 01:29:47,001 --> 01:29:48,830 I'm going to change. 1424 01:29:48,935 --> 01:29:50,924 This is the last of that sort of thing. 1425 01:29:51,035 --> 01:29:52,693 I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on. 1426 01:29:52,801 --> 01:29:55,097 Going straight and choosing life. 1427 01:29:55,202 --> 01:29:57,429 I'm looking forward to it already. 1428 01:29:57,534 --> 01:29:59,626 I'm going to be just like you. 1429 01:29:59,734 --> 01:30:02,358 The job, the family, the fucking big television, 1430 01:30:02,467 --> 01:30:04,023 the washing machine, the car, 1431 01:30:04,134 --> 01:30:06,100 the compact disc, and electrical tin opener, 1432 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:08,428 good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, 1433 01:30:08,535 --> 01:30:11,262 mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, 1434 01:30:11,368 --> 01:30:13,696 three-piece suite, D.I.Y., game shows, 1435 01:30:13,801 --> 01:30:15,790 junk food, children, walks in the park, 1436 01:30:15,901 --> 01:30:18,423 9:00 to 5:00, good at golf, washing the car, 1437 01:30:18,534 --> 01:30:20,432 choice of sweaters, family Christmas, 1438 01:30:20,534 --> 01:30:24,091 indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, 1439 01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:26,858 looking ahead to the day you die.