1 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:34,454 RENTON: Choose life. Choose a job. 2 00:00:34,579 --> 00:00:36,998 Choose a career. Choose a family. 3 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:38,667 Choose a fucking big television. 4 00:00:38,792 --> 00:00:41,253 Choose washing machines, cars, compact-disc players, 5 00:00:41,336 --> 00:00:43,130 and electrical tin openers. 6 00:00:53,765 --> 00:00:55,809 Choose good health, low cholesterol, 7 00:00:55,934 --> 00:00:57,227 and dental insurance. 8 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,604 Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. 9 00:00:59,688 --> 00:01:02,607 Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. 10 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:06,236 Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. 11 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,113 Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase 12 00:01:08,238 --> 00:01:10,031 in a range of fucking fabrics. 13 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,285 Choose D.I.Y. and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. 14 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:15,328 Choose sitting, watching mind-numbing, 15 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:16,997 spirit-crushing game shows, 16 00:01:17,122 --> 00:01:19,916 stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 17 00:01:27,507 --> 00:01:28,633 Tommy, go! 18 00:01:28,759 --> 00:01:30,552 Choose rotting away at the end of it, 19 00:01:30,677 --> 00:01:32,304 pissing your last in a miserable home. 20 00:01:32,429 --> 00:01:34,306 An embarrassment to the selfish, 21 00:01:34,389 --> 00:01:37,142 fucked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. 22 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,978 Choose your future. Choose life. 23 00:01:40,062 --> 00:01:44,316 # Here comes Johnny Yen again # 24 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:46,151 # With the liquor and drugs # 25 00:01:46,276 --> 00:01:48,820 But why would I want to do a thing like that? 26 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:53,450 # He's gonna do another striptease # 27 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:55,535 I chose not to choose life. 28 00:01:55,660 --> 00:01:57,496 I chose something else. 29 00:01:57,579 --> 00:01:59,122 And the reasons? 30 00:02:00,082 --> 00:02:02,042 There are no reasons. 31 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:05,003 Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 32 00:02:05,712 --> 00:02:08,006 # Yeah, something called love # 33 00:02:08,131 --> 00:02:12,344 # Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens # 34 00:02:15,847 --> 00:02:18,392 "Goldfinger's" better than "Dr. No." 35 00:02:19,976 --> 00:02:23,230 Both of them are a lot better than "Diamonds Are Forever." 36 00:02:23,355 --> 00:02:26,066 A judgment reflected in its relatively poor showing 37 00:02:26,191 --> 00:02:27,818 at the box office. 38 00:02:29,027 --> 00:02:30,570 In which field, of course, 39 00:02:30,695 --> 00:02:35,283 "Thunderball" was a notable success. 40 00:02:35,409 --> 00:02:37,911 People think it's all about misery and desperation 41 00:02:38,036 --> 00:02:40,872 and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored. 42 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:44,000 Fuck off! Doss cunt! 43 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:48,755 But what they forget is the pleasure of it. 44 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,466 Wild hands like me! 45 00:02:52,717 --> 00:02:54,469 You prick! 46 00:02:55,887 --> 00:02:58,557 Otherwise we wouldn't do it. 47 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,101 - Do you want me to do it? - Yeah. 48 00:03:01,226 --> 00:03:04,187 Beaut as the driven snow, that shit, Danny. 49 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:10,610 After all, we're not fucking stupid. 50 00:03:10,736 --> 00:03:13,321 Well, at least, we're not that fucking stupid. 51 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,919 Take the best orgasm you ever had, 52 00:03:28,003 --> 00:03:32,340 multiply it by 1, 000, and you're still nowhere near it. 53 00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:35,719 That beats any meat injection. 54 00:03:38,096 --> 00:03:42,184 That beats any fucking cock in the world. 55 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:45,604 When you're on junk, you have only one worry. Scoring. 56 00:03:45,729 --> 00:03:49,649 When you're off it, you worry about all sorts of other shite. 57 00:03:49,775 --> 00:03:51,234 Got no money. Can't get drunk. 58 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,778 Got money. Drinking too much. 59 00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:54,529 Can't get a girl. No chance of a ride. 60 00:03:54,654 --> 00:03:56,782 Got a girl. Too much hassle. 61 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:59,117 You have to worry about bills, about food, 62 00:03:59,242 --> 00:04:01,244 about some football team that never wins, 63 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,913 about human relationships 64 00:04:02,996 --> 00:04:04,998 and all of the things that don't matter 65 00:04:05,082 --> 00:04:08,919 when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit. 66 00:04:10,128 --> 00:04:13,757 I'd say, in those days, he was a muscular actor. 67 00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:18,345 With all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster, 68 00:04:18,470 --> 00:04:21,181 but combined with a sly wit... 69 00:04:22,474 --> 00:04:25,477 ...to make him a formidable romantic lead. 70 00:04:26,186 --> 00:04:29,314 Closer in that respect to Cary Grant. 71 00:04:29,856 --> 00:04:31,316 Aah. 72 00:04:32,901 --> 00:04:37,280 # Hey, man, where'd ya get that lotion? # 73 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:41,952 # Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick # 74 00:04:42,035 --> 00:04:44,413 # About something called love # 75 00:04:44,538 --> 00:04:45,997 # Love, love, love # 76 00:04:46,123 --> 00:04:49,709 # Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens # 77 00:04:49,835 --> 00:04:53,338 The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback, 78 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:56,049 is that you have to endure cunts telling you... 79 00:04:56,174 --> 00:04:59,594 "No way would I poison my body with that shite." 80 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:03,014 All the fucking chemicals. 81 00:05:04,516 --> 00:05:06,476 No fucking way. 82 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:10,188 It's a waste of your life, Mark, 83 00:05:10,272 --> 00:05:12,691 poisoning your body with that shite. 84 00:05:12,774 --> 00:05:16,445 Every chance you've had, son, you've blown it. 85 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:19,072 Stuffing your veins with that filth. 86 00:05:19,197 --> 00:05:22,534 From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words. 87 00:05:27,497 --> 00:05:29,875 Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag. 88 00:05:29,958 --> 00:05:30,876 Are you serious? 89 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:34,045 Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that shite. 90 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:35,088 It's up to you. 91 00:05:35,172 --> 00:05:37,758 I'm going to get it sorted out, get off it for good. 92 00:05:37,883 --> 00:05:39,885 I sure have heard that one before. 93 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,720 The Sick Boy method. 94 00:05:41,845 --> 00:05:43,847 Well, it really worked for him, eh? 95 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:45,849 He's always been lacking in moral fiber. 96 00:05:45,932 --> 00:05:47,225 He knows a lot about Sean Connery. 97 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,561 That's hardly a substitute. 98 00:05:49,644 --> 00:05:51,480 You need one more hit. 99 00:05:51,605 --> 00:05:52,647 No, I don't think so. 100 00:05:52,773 --> 00:05:54,983 For the long night that lies ahead. 101 00:05:56,777 --> 00:05:58,195 We called him Mother Superior 102 00:05:58,278 --> 00:06:00,405 on account of the length of his habit. 103 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:02,491 Of course I'd have another shot. 104 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:04,117 After all, I had work to do. 105 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:24,054 Relinquishing junk, stage one. Preparation. 106 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:31,269 For this you will need one room, which you will not leave. 107 00:06:31,395 --> 00:06:35,315 Soothing music. Tomato soup, 10 tins of. 108 00:06:36,650 --> 00:06:40,195 Mushroom soup, 8 tins of for consumption cold. 109 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:43,573 Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. 110 00:06:43,657 --> 00:06:45,700 Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. 111 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:48,161 Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins, 112 00:06:48,286 --> 00:06:52,624 mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. 113 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,001 One mattress. 114 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:59,047 One bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus. 115 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,508 One television. 116 00:07:01,591 --> 00:07:04,261 One bottle of Valium, which I procured from my mother, 117 00:07:04,344 --> 00:07:07,597 who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, 118 00:07:07,681 --> 00:07:09,641 also a drug addict. 119 00:07:13,145 --> 00:07:14,855 And now I'm ready. 120 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:16,481 All I need is one final hit 121 00:07:16,606 --> 00:07:20,360 to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect. 122 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,574 Mikey. Hi. Yeah, it's Mark Renton. 123 00:07:25,699 --> 00:07:28,201 Look, could you help me out? 124 00:07:28,326 --> 00:07:31,121 This was typical of Mikey Forrester. 125 00:07:31,663 --> 00:07:33,999 What the fuck are these? 126 00:07:34,082 --> 00:07:35,125 Under the normal run of things 127 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:36,376 I would have had nothing to do with the cunt, 128 00:07:36,501 --> 00:07:38,545 but this was not the normal run of things. 129 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:41,214 Opium suppositories. 130 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:43,216 Ideal for your purposes. 131 00:07:43,341 --> 00:07:47,179 Slow release. Bring you down gradually. 132 00:07:48,221 --> 00:07:50,265 Custom-fucking-designed for your needs. 133 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:51,850 I want a fucking hit! 134 00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:53,351 That's all I've got, man. 135 00:07:53,435 --> 00:07:55,228 Take it or leave it. 136 00:08:06,239 --> 00:08:08,158 Are you feeling better now? 137 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:09,785 For all the good they've done me, 138 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:12,579 I might as well have stuck them up my arse. 139 00:08:14,706 --> 00:08:16,792 Heroin makes you constipated. 140 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:19,002 The heroin from my last hit is fading away. 141 00:08:19,086 --> 00:08:21,379 The suppositories have yet to melt. 142 00:08:21,505 --> 00:08:23,173 Ohh! 143 00:08:23,965 --> 00:08:26,093 I'm no longer constipated. 144 00:08:34,101 --> 00:08:37,521 I fantasize about massive pristine convenience. 145 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:41,191 Brilliant gold taps, virginal-white marble, 146 00:08:41,274 --> 00:08:44,611 a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5, 147 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:48,907 and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. 148 00:08:49,032 --> 00:08:52,411 But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere. 149 00:09:04,381 --> 00:09:05,882 Ohh. 150 00:09:12,973 --> 00:09:14,516 Fuck. 151 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,601 Ohh! Oh! 152 00:09:20,564 --> 00:09:21,523 Ahh. 153 00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:50,153 Yes, a fucking Godsend! 154 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,651 And now. 155 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:31,445 Now I'm ready. 156 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:34,239 The downside of coming off junk 157 00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:36,283 was I knew I would mix with my friends 158 00:11:36,408 --> 00:11:38,326 in a state of full consciousness. 159 00:11:38,452 --> 00:11:39,745 It was awful. 160 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:41,288 They reminded me of myself. 161 00:11:41,371 --> 00:11:43,123 I could hardly bear to look at them. 162 00:11:43,248 --> 00:11:44,833 Take Sick Boy, for instance. 163 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,626 He came off junk at the same time. 164 00:11:46,752 --> 00:11:48,545 Not because he wanted to. 165 00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:49,629 Just to annoy me. 166 00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,757 Just to show me how easily he could do it, 167 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:54,301 thereby downgrading my own struggle. 168 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,428 Sneaky fucker, don't you think? 169 00:11:56,511 --> 00:11:59,598 When I wanted to lie there and feel sorry for myself, 170 00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,475 he insisted on telling me once again 171 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,560 about his unifying theory of life. 172 00:12:03,643 --> 00:12:06,980 It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. 173 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:08,398 What do you mean? 174 00:12:09,524 --> 00:12:11,651 Well, at one point, you've got it. 175 00:12:11,777 --> 00:12:14,321 Then you lose it, and it's gone forever. 176 00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:16,114 All walks of life. 177 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:20,118 Georgie Best, for example, had it, lost it. 178 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:22,788 Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed. 179 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:24,873 Lou Reed? Some of his solo stuff's not bad. 180 00:12:24,998 --> 00:12:27,751 No, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? 181 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,336 In your heart, you kind of know 182 00:12:29,419 --> 00:12:33,882 that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite. 183 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:37,552 So who else? 184 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:42,182 Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley. 185 00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:45,811 Okay, okay, so what is the point you're trying to make? 186 00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:50,524 All I am trying to do, Mark, is to help you understand 187 00:12:50,649 --> 00:12:53,527 that "The Name of the Rose" is merely a blip 188 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:56,655 on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. 189 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,032 And what about "The Untouchables"? 190 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,785 I don't rate that at all. 191 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,995 Despite the Academy Award? 192 00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:06,540 That means fuck all. 193 00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:08,625 It's a sympathy vote. 194 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:14,005 So we all get old, we can't hack it anymore, and that's it? 195 00:13:14,714 --> 00:13:16,049 Yeah. 196 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:18,093 That's your theory? 197 00:13:19,261 --> 00:13:20,512 Yeah. 198 00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,974 Beautifully fucking illustrated. 199 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:27,269 Give me the gun. 200 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,521 Give me the gun. 201 00:13:36,069 --> 00:13:38,280 Do you see the beast? 202 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:40,699 Have you got it in your sights? 203 00:13:40,782 --> 00:13:43,243 Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny. 204 00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:48,081 This should present no significant problems. 205 00:13:53,545 --> 00:13:56,423 Aah! No! Fuck! Aah! 206 00:13:56,548 --> 00:14:01,303 For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot. 207 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,472 No! Get off! 208 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,058 Without heroin, I attempted to lead a useful 209 00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:08,226 and fulfilling life as a good citizen. 210 00:14:14,316 --> 00:14:15,901 - Good luck, Spud. - Cheers, Cowboy. 211 00:14:15,984 --> 00:14:19,071 Remember, if they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. 212 00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,073 First hint of that, they'll be on to the DHSS. 213 00:14:21,156 --> 00:14:22,908 "This cunt is not trying." 214 00:14:22,991 --> 00:14:25,118 And your giro is fucking finished, right? 215 00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:26,703 But then again, try too hard... 216 00:14:26,828 --> 00:14:28,622 You might get the fucking job. 217 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:29,539 Exactly. 218 00:14:29,623 --> 00:14:30,415 Nightmare. 219 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,085 It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fucking tightrope. 220 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,837 See, I just get pure shy with the interviewer cats. 221 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,215 I get all nervous. I can't answer the questions. 222 00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:41,760 I'm a footballer, and I get nerves on the big occasion, man. 223 00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:43,053 Try some of this, Spud. 224 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:46,306 Yeah, a little dab of speed is just the ticket, man. 225 00:14:47,599 --> 00:14:49,935 No, I went to Craigy. Craig Newton. 226 00:14:50,018 --> 00:14:52,896 I just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job. 227 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:54,981 There's too much discrimination in this town. 228 00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,274 They're both schools. 229 00:14:56,358 --> 00:14:57,943 We're all in this together. 230 00:14:58,026 --> 00:15:00,779 I want to put across the general idea rather than the details. 231 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,406 People get hung up on details. 232 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:04,825 Which school did I go to? How many grades did I get? 233 00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,660 It could be six. Could be none. 234 00:15:06,785 --> 00:15:07,994 It's not important. 235 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,206 What is important is that I am, yes? 236 00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:15,210 Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application? 237 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:16,461 No! 238 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:19,631 Yes, only to get my foot in the door. 239 00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:21,049 Showing initiative and that. 240 00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:23,260 You were referred by the Department of Employment. 241 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:26,221 There was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," 242 00:15:26,346 --> 00:15:27,848 as you put it. 243 00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:30,642 Cool. Whatever you say, man. Sorry. 244 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:32,644 You're the man, the dude in the chair. 245 00:15:32,728 --> 00:15:36,106 I am merely here. But obviously I'm here. 246 00:15:36,189 --> 00:15:38,442 Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you 247 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,485 to the leisure industry? 248 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:44,156 In a word, pleasure. 249 00:15:44,239 --> 00:15:46,533 Like, my pleasure in other people's leisure. 250 00:15:46,658 --> 00:15:50,036 Do you see yourself as having any weaknesses? 251 00:15:52,205 --> 00:15:55,041 Oh, yes, 'cause I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually. 252 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,042 Yes, I am. 253 00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:59,254 See, for me, it's got to be the best, or it's nothing at all. 254 00:15:59,379 --> 00:16:02,048 Like, if things get a bit dodgy, I cannot be bothered. 255 00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:05,510 But I've got good vibes about this interview thing today. 256 00:16:05,635 --> 00:16:08,346 Seems to me like it's going pretty well. 257 00:16:09,806 --> 00:16:11,641 Thank you, Mr. Murphy. 258 00:16:12,559 --> 00:16:14,561 We'll let you know. 259 00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:15,687 The pleasure was mine. 260 00:16:15,812 --> 00:16:18,356 Spud had done well. I was proud of him. 261 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:22,402 He fucked up good and proper. You had to hand it to Spud. 262 00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,031 Picture the scene. 263 00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:28,658 The other fucking week, doing the fucking volley. 264 00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,077 Me and Tommy playing pool. 265 00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:32,454 I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. 266 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,457 Giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. 267 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,751 So it comes to the last shot. 268 00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:40,003 The deciding ball of the whole tournament. 269 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,671 I'm on the black, and he's in the corner, 270 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:43,757 looking all fucking biscuit-arsed, 271 00:16:43,882 --> 00:16:46,009 when this hard cunt comes in. 272 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:48,845 Obviously fucking fancied himself, like. 273 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,680 Starts staring at me. 274 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,391 Looking at me, right fucking at me, 275 00:16:52,474 --> 00:16:55,143 as if to say, "Come ahead, square, go." 276 00:16:55,268 --> 00:16:56,228 You know me. 277 00:16:56,353 --> 00:16:58,563 I'm not a type of cunt that goes looking for bother. 278 00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:01,274 At the end of the day, I'm the cunt with the pool cue, 279 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,861 and he can get the fire end in his puss anytime he wanted. 280 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:07,989 So I squares up, casual like. 281 00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:12,035 What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? 282 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,370 Shites it. 283 00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:17,332 Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. 284 00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:21,628 And after that, well, the game was mine. 285 00:17:25,841 --> 00:17:27,217 And that was it. 286 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,094 That was Begbie's story. 287 00:17:29,219 --> 00:17:31,596 At least that was Begbie's version of the story. 288 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,641 But a couple of days later I got the truth from Tommy. 289 00:17:34,766 --> 00:17:36,560 You always got the truth from Tommy. 290 00:17:36,643 --> 00:17:38,437 It was one of his major weaknesses. 291 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,605 He never told lies, he never took drugs, 292 00:17:40,731 --> 00:17:42,649 and he never cheated on anyone. 293 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,776 It was Wednesday morning. 294 00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:46,820 We were in the volley playing pool. 295 00:17:46,903 --> 00:17:48,321 That much is true. 296 00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:52,534 But Begbie is playing absolutely fucking gash. 297 00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:55,328 He's got a hangover so bad he can hardly hold the cue, 298 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,913 never mind pot a ball. 299 00:17:56,997 --> 00:17:58,999 I'm doing my best to lose, you know. 300 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:01,877 Trying to humor him, like, but it's not doing any good. 301 00:18:02,002 --> 00:18:04,588 Every time I touch a ball, I seem to pot something. 302 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,424 Every time Begbie goes near the table, he fucks it up. 303 00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:10,010 Oh, fuck's sake. 304 00:18:11,136 --> 00:18:14,097 So he's got the hump, right? 305 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:17,559 But finally I manage to set it up so all he has to do 306 00:18:17,684 --> 00:18:19,686 is to pot the black to win one game 307 00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:21,480 to salvage a little bit of pride 308 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:24,149 and maybe not kick my head in, right? 309 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:28,320 So he's on the black, pressure shot. 310 00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:33,325 And it all goes wrong, big-time. 311 00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:36,203 Fuck! 312 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:37,996 Aah! 313 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,874 He picks on this specky wee gadgee at the bar 314 00:18:40,999 --> 00:18:43,335 and accuses him of putting him off by looking at him. 315 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:44,377 Can you believe it? 316 00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,338 The cunt hasn't glanced in our direction. 317 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:47,547 Fuck off! 318 00:18:47,672 --> 00:18:49,925 He was going to chib him, I tell you. 319 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:52,427 Then I thought he was going to do me. 320 00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:57,974 The beggar's fucking psycho, man. 321 00:18:58,975 --> 00:19:02,687 But he's a mate, you know, so what can you do? 322 00:19:02,771 --> 00:19:04,481 Can I borrow this? 323 00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,691 What indeed could one do? 324 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:09,486 Just stand back and watch and try not to get involved. 325 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:14,282 Begbie didn't do drugs, either. He just did people. 326 00:19:14,408 --> 00:19:18,203 That's what he got off on. His own sensory addiction. 327 00:19:20,414 --> 00:19:22,416 Nobody move! 328 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,001 That lassie got glassed, 329 00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:28,255 and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. 330 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,881 Who the fuck are you? 331 00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:32,217 Yes! 332 00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:34,052 Ohh! 333 00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:53,947 Oh, Tom! Oh, my God! 334 00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:58,744 Oh, Lizzy! 335 00:19:58,827 --> 00:19:59,870 Oh, Lizzy! 336 00:19:59,953 --> 00:20:02,247 Oh, Tom, come in me! 337 00:20:02,372 --> 00:20:03,540 And as I sat watching 338 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:06,001 the intimate and highly personal video, 339 00:20:06,126 --> 00:20:09,296 stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, 340 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:11,423 I realized that something important 341 00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:14,468 was missing from my life. 342 00:20:16,136 --> 00:20:18,930 # Leave no track # 343 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,391 # Don't look back # 344 00:20:21,516 --> 00:20:23,810 # All I desire # 345 00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:25,187 # Temptation # 346 00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:01,181 I read it in "Cosmopolitan." 347 00:21:01,306 --> 00:21:02,849 It's an interesting theory. 348 00:21:02,974 --> 00:21:04,518 Actually, it's a nightmare. 349 00:21:04,643 --> 00:21:06,103 I've been desperate for a shag, 350 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:09,439 but watching him suffer was just too much fun. 351 00:21:09,523 --> 00:21:11,149 You should try it with Tommy. 352 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:14,611 What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? 353 00:21:14,694 --> 00:21:16,238 Did I tell you about my birthday? 354 00:21:16,363 --> 00:21:17,072 What happened? 355 00:21:17,197 --> 00:21:19,658 He forgot. Useless motherfucker. 356 00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:49,271 What are you two talking about? 357 00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:51,189 Football! 358 00:21:51,314 --> 00:21:52,691 What are you talking about? 359 00:21:52,774 --> 00:21:54,192 Shopping. 360 00:21:55,277 --> 00:21:57,738 The situation was becoming serious. 361 00:21:57,863 --> 00:22:01,032 Young Renton noticed the haste with which the successful, 362 00:22:01,158 --> 00:22:03,076 in the sexual sphere, as in all others, 363 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:06,121 segregated themselves from the failures. 364 00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:08,290 # I can't break away # 365 00:22:08,415 --> 00:22:11,835 # Keep us from temptation # 366 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,505 # Keep us from temptation # 367 00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:18,133 Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, 368 00:22:18,258 --> 00:22:20,761 but now it returned with a vengeance. 369 00:22:20,886 --> 00:22:24,055 And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, 370 00:22:24,181 --> 00:22:27,851 grim desperation took a hold in his sex-crazed mind. 371 00:22:27,934 --> 00:22:31,396 His post-junk libido, fueled by alcohol and amphetamine, 372 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:35,442 taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire. 373 00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:38,111 Dot, dot, dot. 374 00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:39,905 # You think that you're right now # 375 00:22:40,030 --> 00:22:41,239 # Temptation # 376 00:22:41,323 --> 00:22:43,450 # You're gonna face it tonight now # 377 00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:45,035 # Temptation # 378 00:22:45,118 --> 00:22:47,370 # Oh, give me a breakdown # 379 00:22:47,454 --> 00:22:48,747 # Temptation # 380 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,291 # Because it's time for a shakedown # 381 00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,752 # Temptation # 382 00:22:53,835 --> 00:22:55,587 # Temptation # 383 00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,255 # Temptation # 384 00:23:35,127 --> 00:23:39,631 And with that, Mark Renton had fallen in love. 385 00:23:48,890 --> 00:23:50,642 Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, 386 00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:53,270 but I was very impressed with the capable manner 387 00:23:53,353 --> 00:23:54,855 in which you dealt with that. 388 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,399 I was thinking to myself, "This girl's special." 389 00:23:57,524 --> 00:23:58,483 Thanks. 390 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,485 - What's your name? - Diane. 391 00:24:00,569 --> 00:24:02,654 - Where are you going, Diane? - I'm going home. 392 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:04,489 - Where's that? - It's where you live. 393 00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:05,532 Great. 394 00:24:05,657 --> 00:24:06,742 What? 395 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:10,287 I'll come back with you, but I'm not promising anything. 396 00:24:10,370 --> 00:24:12,789 Do you find that this approach usually works? 397 00:24:12,873 --> 00:24:15,375 Or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. 398 00:24:15,459 --> 00:24:18,503 In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? 399 00:24:18,628 --> 00:24:21,548 The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type, 400 00:24:21,631 --> 00:24:23,467 but if I'm prepared to take a chance, 401 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:25,719 I might just get to know the inner you. 402 00:24:25,844 --> 00:24:30,223 Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. 403 00:24:30,348 --> 00:24:32,225 Taxi! 404 00:24:32,350 --> 00:24:34,728 A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. 405 00:24:34,853 --> 00:24:38,815 But, hey, don't us girls just love that? 406 00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,070 Well, what's wrong, boy? 407 00:24:43,195 --> 00:24:44,654 Cat got your tongue? 408 00:24:44,738 --> 00:24:46,823 I left something. 409 00:24:47,783 --> 00:24:49,826 Are you getting in or not, pal? 410 00:25:10,972 --> 00:25:13,016 Do you understand? 411 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:16,395 I expect you to be a considerate and thoughtful lover. 412 00:25:16,478 --> 00:25:18,522 Generous but firm. 413 00:25:18,605 --> 00:25:19,356 What? 414 00:25:19,439 --> 00:25:22,776 Failure on your part to live up to these reasonable expectations 415 00:25:22,901 --> 00:25:27,489 will result in swift resumption of a non-sex situation. 416 00:25:27,614 --> 00:25:28,907 Right? 417 00:25:41,503 --> 00:25:42,754 Diane. 418 00:25:42,879 --> 00:25:43,922 Shh! 419 00:25:44,047 --> 00:25:44,673 What? 420 00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:46,925 Shut up! 421 00:26:27,257 --> 00:26:29,134 Wake up, Spud. 422 00:26:29,676 --> 00:26:31,261 Wake up. 423 00:26:31,344 --> 00:26:33,138 Sex. 424 00:26:34,431 --> 00:26:36,308 Casual sex. 425 00:26:43,607 --> 00:26:46,318 Tommy, let's put the tape on. 426 00:26:46,401 --> 00:26:47,360 Now? 427 00:26:47,486 --> 00:26:50,155 I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing. 428 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:52,991 So let's see what I'm missing. 429 00:27:07,839 --> 00:27:09,466 Not much. 430 00:27:11,510 --> 00:27:12,803 Pushed forward again. 431 00:27:12,886 --> 00:27:14,846 And there's the captain, Archie Gemmill, 432 00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,890 picking it up from the outside. 433 00:27:16,973 --> 00:27:18,392 I think he wants to go himself. 434 00:27:18,517 --> 00:27:20,685 He's gonna go. He's going all the way. 435 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:22,187 And he scores! 436 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:24,981 Oh, what a magnificent goal! 437 00:27:25,065 --> 00:27:27,192 Gemmill at his very best! 438 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:30,362 What a penetrating goal that was! 439 00:27:30,487 --> 00:27:32,155 I haven't felt that good 440 00:27:32,239 --> 00:27:35,659 since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. 441 00:27:39,454 --> 00:27:40,914 You can't sleep here. 442 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,250 - What? - Out. 443 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,543 Come on! 444 00:27:44,668 --> 00:27:47,379 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home. 445 00:27:47,462 --> 00:27:48,880 It's up to you. 446 00:27:50,257 --> 00:27:52,676 And don't make any noise. 447 00:27:53,593 --> 00:27:55,262 Jesus! 448 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,687 What do you mean, "It's gone"? 449 00:28:03,770 --> 00:28:07,482 - Where has it gone, Tommy? - It'll be here somewhere! 450 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,278 I might have returned it by mistake. 451 00:28:11,403 --> 00:28:12,404 Returned it? 452 00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:16,366 Where? The video shop, Tommy? 453 00:28:16,450 --> 00:28:19,077 The fucking video shop? 454 00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:23,540 So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? 455 00:28:24,124 --> 00:28:27,294 Oh, God, Tommy, I feel sick. 456 00:28:51,109 --> 00:28:53,070 # Oh, you've got green eyes # 457 00:28:53,153 --> 00:28:54,696 # Oh, you've got blue eyes # 458 00:28:54,821 --> 00:28:57,616 # Oh, you've got gray eyes # 459 00:28:57,741 --> 00:29:01,244 # And I've never seen anyone # 460 00:29:01,328 --> 00:29:02,079 Hi. 461 00:29:02,162 --> 00:29:04,206 Hello. 462 00:29:04,331 --> 00:29:07,626 # No, I've never met anyone # 463 00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:10,253 # Quite like you before # 464 00:29:11,129 --> 00:29:12,547 Fuck. 465 00:29:35,821 --> 00:29:36,488 Eh? 466 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,960 Come in and sit down. 467 00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:51,795 Like some coffee? 468 00:29:51,878 --> 00:29:52,671 Aye. 469 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,007 You must be Mark. 470 00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:57,717 Aye, that's me. 471 00:30:03,265 --> 00:30:04,891 You're a friend of Diane's? 472 00:30:05,016 --> 00:30:06,685 More of a friend of a friend, no? 473 00:30:06,768 --> 00:30:07,894 Right. 474 00:30:10,397 --> 00:30:12,482 Are you her flatmates, like? 475 00:30:14,151 --> 00:30:16,027 Flatmates? 476 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,988 I must remember that one. 477 00:30:19,364 --> 00:30:20,949 Morning. 478 00:30:35,881 --> 00:30:37,466 Good morning, Spud. 479 00:30:37,591 --> 00:30:40,719 Gail. Mr. Houston, Mrs. Houston. 480 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:43,889 Good morning, Spud. Sit down and have some breakfast. 481 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,393 I'm sorry about last night, by the way. 482 00:30:48,518 --> 00:30:51,605 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa. 483 00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:56,568 I had a bit much to drink. I had a bit of an accident. 484 00:30:56,651 --> 00:30:58,695 Don't worry, son. These things happen. 485 00:30:58,779 --> 00:31:02,074 It does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 486 00:31:02,157 --> 00:31:05,077 This one could do with being tied up once in a while. 487 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,912 I'll put the sheets in the machine. 488 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,081 No, no, no, I'll wash them. 489 00:31:09,164 --> 00:31:10,916 - There's no need. - It's no problem. 490 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,042 It's no problem for me. 491 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,752 I'd rather take care of it myself. 492 00:31:13,877 --> 00:31:15,087 Honestly, it's no problem. 493 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:16,088 Really, no! 494 00:31:16,213 --> 00:31:18,423 Spud, they're my sheets! 495 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:32,104 I don't see why not. 496 00:31:32,187 --> 00:31:33,897 Because it's illegal. That's why not. 497 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,065 What? Holding hands? 498 00:31:35,148 --> 00:31:36,274 Not holding hands. 499 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,943 In that case, you can do it. 500 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:39,236 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 501 00:31:39,236 --> 00:31:40,362 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 502 00:31:40,487 --> 00:31:41,988 Yeah, and that's what's illegal. 503 00:31:42,114 --> 00:31:43,657 Do you know what they'd do to me inside? 504 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:46,159 They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet. 505 00:31:46,284 --> 00:31:48,245 Calm down. You're not going to jail. 506 00:31:48,370 --> 00:31:50,622 Well, that's very easy for you to say, Diane. 507 00:31:50,705 --> 00:31:53,625 - Can I see you again? - Certainly not! 508 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:57,087 If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police. 509 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,883 I'll see you around then. 510 00:32:14,896 --> 00:32:16,481 Now what? 511 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:18,150 We're going for a walk. 512 00:32:18,275 --> 00:32:19,276 What? 513 00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:21,027 A walk! 514 00:32:21,987 --> 00:32:22,946 Where? 515 00:32:23,071 --> 00:32:24,614 There! 516 00:32:25,991 --> 00:32:28,160 Are you serious? 517 00:33:01,735 --> 00:33:03,945 Well, what are you waiting for? 518 00:33:04,446 --> 00:33:05,697 Tommy. 519 00:33:07,616 --> 00:33:09,534 This is not natural, man. 520 00:33:10,202 --> 00:33:12,746 It's the great outdoors! 521 00:33:12,871 --> 00:33:14,414 It's fresh air. 522 00:33:14,539 --> 00:33:17,542 Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy, 523 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,545 but there's really no need to take it out on us. 524 00:33:20,629 --> 00:33:22,589 Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? 525 00:33:22,714 --> 00:33:25,550 It's shite being Scottish! 526 00:33:25,634 --> 00:33:27,761 We're the lowest of the low. 527 00:33:27,886 --> 00:33:30,222 The scum of the fucking Earth. 528 00:33:30,305 --> 00:33:32,724 The most wretched, miserable, servile, 529 00:33:32,849 --> 00:33:36,436 pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. 530 00:33:36,561 --> 00:33:38,438 Some people hate the English. I don't. 531 00:33:38,563 --> 00:33:40,232 They're just wankers. 532 00:33:40,315 --> 00:33:43,902 We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. 533 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:48,031 We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. 534 00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:50,909 We're ruled by effete arseholes. 535 00:33:51,034 --> 00:33:53,203 It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, 536 00:33:53,286 --> 00:33:54,704 and all the fresh air in the world 537 00:33:54,788 --> 00:33:57,499 won't make any fucking difference! 538 00:34:06,633 --> 00:34:08,343 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 539 00:34:08,468 --> 00:34:11,221 No, I appreciate it, Tommy. 540 00:34:11,304 --> 00:34:12,806 At or around this time, 541 00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:15,392 Spud, Sick Boy, and I made a healthy, informed, 542 00:34:15,475 --> 00:34:19,146 Democratic decision to get back on heroin as soon as possible. 543 00:34:19,271 --> 00:34:21,440 It took about 12 hours. 544 00:34:26,069 --> 00:34:28,613 It looks easy, this, but it's not. 545 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:31,533 It looks like a doss, like a soft option. 546 00:34:31,658 --> 00:34:36,496 But living like this, it's a full-time business. 547 00:34:54,973 --> 00:34:57,642 Ursula Andress. 548 00:34:57,768 --> 00:35:00,020 The quintessential Bond Girl. 549 00:35:00,145 --> 00:35:02,189 That's what everyone says. 550 00:35:02,314 --> 00:35:06,485 The embodiment, right, of his superiority to us. 551 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:09,988 Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual, 552 00:35:10,113 --> 00:35:15,327 yet totally unavailable to anyone apart from him. 553 00:35:15,452 --> 00:35:16,578 Shite. 554 00:35:16,703 --> 00:35:18,205 I mean, let's face it, mate. 555 00:35:18,330 --> 00:35:20,082 She'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, 556 00:35:20,207 --> 00:35:22,292 she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us. 557 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,180 Well done. 558 00:35:35,263 --> 00:35:38,350 I knew he was gonna do that. 559 00:35:47,692 --> 00:35:49,319 Lizzy's gone, Mark. 560 00:35:49,403 --> 00:35:52,364 She's gone and fucking dumped me. 561 00:35:52,447 --> 00:35:55,534 It was that videotape 562 00:35:55,659 --> 00:35:57,244 and that Iggy Pop business 563 00:35:57,369 --> 00:35:59,204 and other sorts of shit. 564 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:03,250 She told me where to go and no fucking mistake. 565 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,335 I said to her, 566 00:36:05,419 --> 00:36:07,212 "Is there any chance of getting back together?" 567 00:36:07,337 --> 00:36:10,424 But no way, no fucking way. 568 00:36:10,549 --> 00:36:16,054 Honor Blackman, A.K.A. Pussy Galore, right? 569 00:36:16,179 --> 00:36:19,558 What a total fucking misnomer. 570 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:23,395 I mean, I wouldn't touch her with yours. 571 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,772 I want to try it, Mark. 572 00:36:26,773 --> 00:36:29,609 You're always going on about how it's the ultimate hit. 573 00:36:29,735 --> 00:36:31,611 Better than sex. 574 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:37,117 Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult. 575 00:36:37,242 --> 00:36:39,703 I can find out for myself. 576 00:36:44,458 --> 00:36:45,959 I've got the money. 577 00:36:49,212 --> 00:36:52,758 Personality. I mean, that's what counts, right? 578 00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:53,759 Personality. 579 00:36:53,884 --> 00:36:57,471 That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. 580 00:36:59,139 --> 00:37:00,891 Like heroin. 581 00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:07,397 I mean, heroin's got great fucking personality. 582 00:37:07,481 --> 00:37:09,232 # Nightclubbing # 583 00:37:09,316 --> 00:37:12,319 # We're nightclubbing # 584 00:37:12,402 --> 00:37:15,489 # We're walking through town # 585 00:37:17,824 --> 00:37:20,619 # Nightclubbing # 586 00:37:20,702 --> 00:37:21,620 Swanney taught us 587 00:37:21,745 --> 00:37:23,914 to respect the National Health Service, 588 00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:26,291 for it was the source of much of our gear. 589 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:29,461 We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions, or bought them, 590 00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:32,923 sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them, 591 00:37:33,006 --> 00:37:35,634 or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, 592 00:37:35,717 --> 00:37:38,762 old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, 593 00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:40,263 and bored housewives. 594 00:37:40,347 --> 00:37:43,809 We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, 595 00:37:43,934 --> 00:37:46,436 temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, 596 00:37:46,561 --> 00:37:49,356 sodium amytal, dextropropo xyphene, methadone, 597 00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:52,776 nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, 598 00:37:52,859 --> 00:37:54,861 dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. 599 00:37:54,986 --> 00:37:57,697 The streets are awash with drugs you can have 600 00:37:57,823 --> 00:38:00,826 for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. 601 00:38:00,951 --> 00:38:03,036 Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C 602 00:38:03,161 --> 00:38:05,038 if only they'd made it illegal. 603 00:38:14,214 --> 00:38:16,258 [American accent] Pardon me, may I use your bathroom? 604 00:38:16,383 --> 00:38:18,051 Thank you. 605 00:38:29,604 --> 00:38:31,398 You're a psycho! 606 00:38:41,366 --> 00:38:44,828 Hey, Rent Boy, no fucking smack. 607 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:52,169 But the good times couldn't last forever. 608 00:38:52,252 --> 00:38:55,714 No! God, no! 609 00:38:55,797 --> 00:38:59,676 Oh, my God, no! Please, no! 610 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,554 I think Allison had been screaming all day, 611 00:39:02,679 --> 00:39:05,057 but it hadn't really registered before. 612 00:39:05,766 --> 00:39:08,477 She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. 613 00:39:08,602 --> 00:39:10,437 It had been days since I heard anyone speak, 614 00:39:10,562 --> 00:39:13,523 though someone must have said something in all that time. 615 00:39:13,607 --> 00:39:15,400 Surely to fuck, someone must have. 616 00:39:15,484 --> 00:39:18,153 - Allison! Allison! - Help me, please! 617 00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:19,446 Calm down! 618 00:39:19,571 --> 00:39:22,741 Everything's going to be just fine. 619 00:39:22,824 --> 00:39:25,619 Nothing could have been further from the truth. 620 00:39:25,744 --> 00:39:28,330 In point of fact, nothing was going to be just fine. 621 00:39:28,455 --> 00:39:31,249 On the contrary, everything was going to be bad. 622 00:39:31,374 --> 00:39:33,043 Bad? 623 00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:36,713 I mean everything was gonna be even worse than it already was. 624 00:39:44,638 --> 00:39:47,391 No! 625 00:39:54,314 --> 00:39:56,191 Fuck. 626 00:39:56,316 --> 00:39:57,984 Jesus Christ! 627 00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:00,570 No! No! 628 00:40:03,198 --> 00:40:05,617 It wasn't my baby. 629 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:07,119 She wasn't my baby. 630 00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:09,162 Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine. 631 00:40:09,287 --> 00:40:11,790 Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? 632 00:40:11,915 --> 00:40:13,792 I don't know. 633 00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:16,711 Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. 634 00:40:16,837 --> 00:40:19,756 I wished I could think of something to say, 635 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,759 something sympathetic, something human. 636 00:40:22,843 --> 00:40:25,053 Say something, Mark. 637 00:40:27,722 --> 00:40:30,976 Fucking say something! 638 00:40:36,648 --> 00:40:38,817 I'm cooking up. 639 00:40:55,709 --> 00:40:58,003 Cook us up a shot, Rents. 640 00:40:58,128 --> 00:41:00,630 I need a hit. 641 00:41:01,506 --> 00:41:04,384 And so she did. I could understand that. 642 00:41:04,509 --> 00:41:06,762 To take the pain away. 643 00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:10,807 So I cooked up, and she got a hit. 644 00:41:10,891 --> 00:41:12,893 But only after me. 645 00:41:12,976 --> 00:41:15,270 That went without saying. 646 00:41:17,064 --> 00:41:19,983 Well, at least we knew who the father was now. 647 00:41:20,067 --> 00:41:22,444 It wasn't just the baby that died that day. 648 00:41:22,569 --> 00:41:24,488 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 649 00:41:24,529 --> 00:41:26,448 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 650 00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:27,866 It seemed he had no theory 651 00:41:27,991 --> 00:41:30,077 with which to explain a moment like this. 652 00:41:30,202 --> 00:41:32,037 Nor did I. 653 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:35,207 Our only response was to keep on going and fuck everything. 654 00:41:35,332 --> 00:41:37,375 Pile misery upon misery, 655 00:41:37,501 --> 00:41:39,961 heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with bile, 656 00:41:40,087 --> 00:41:42,339 then squirt it into a stinking, purulent vein, 657 00:41:42,422 --> 00:41:44,216 and do it all over again. 658 00:41:44,299 --> 00:41:46,426 Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, 659 00:41:46,551 --> 00:41:48,053 stealing, fucking people over, 660 00:41:48,178 --> 00:41:49,721 propelling ourselves with longing 661 00:41:49,846 --> 00:41:52,349 towards the day that it would all go wrong. 662 00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:55,644 Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, 663 00:41:55,769 --> 00:41:57,104 you never have enough. 664 00:41:57,229 --> 00:41:59,898 No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, 665 00:42:00,023 --> 00:42:03,193 you always need to get up and do it all over again. 666 00:42:06,488 --> 00:42:10,951 Sooner or later, this kind of thing was bound to happen. 667 00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:19,042 Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, 668 00:42:19,126 --> 00:42:20,710 and despite what you may believe, 669 00:42:20,836 --> 00:42:23,630 there is no such entity as victimless crime. 670 00:42:23,755 --> 00:42:25,298 Heroin addiction may explain your actions, 671 00:42:25,424 --> 00:42:27,259 but it does not excuse them. 672 00:42:27,342 --> 00:42:29,553 Mr. Murphy, you are a habitual thief, 673 00:42:29,636 --> 00:42:31,638 devoid of regret and remorse. 674 00:42:31,721 --> 00:42:33,765 In sentencing you to six months imprisonment, 675 00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:37,352 my only worry is it will not be long before we meet again. 676 00:42:37,477 --> 00:42:40,063 Mr. Renton, I understand that you have entered 677 00:42:40,147 --> 00:42:41,940 into a program of rehabilitation 678 00:42:42,065 --> 00:42:45,152 in an attempt to wean yourself away from heroin. 679 00:42:45,277 --> 00:42:47,821 The suspension of your sentence 680 00:42:47,946 --> 00:42:51,199 is conditional on your continued cooperation with this program. 681 00:42:51,324 --> 00:42:53,285 Should you stand guilty before me again, 682 00:42:53,368 --> 00:42:56,663 I shall not hesitate to impose a custodial sentence. 683 00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:58,999 Thank you, Your Honor. 684 00:42:59,124 --> 00:43:03,044 With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction. 685 00:43:17,768 --> 00:43:19,269 What can you say? 686 00:43:19,352 --> 00:43:21,772 Well, Begbie had a phrase for it. 687 00:43:21,855 --> 00:43:24,483 It was obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt. 688 00:43:24,608 --> 00:43:26,985 Well, I hope you learnt your lesson, son. 689 00:43:27,069 --> 00:43:30,822 Oh, my son, I thought I was gonna lose you there. 690 00:43:30,947 --> 00:43:35,494 You're nothing but trouble to me, but I still love you! 691 00:43:35,619 --> 00:43:38,997 You better clean up your act. Cut that shite out forever. 692 00:43:39,122 --> 00:43:41,333 You listen to Francis. He's talking sense. 693 00:43:41,416 --> 00:43:42,501 Fucking right I am. 694 00:43:42,626 --> 00:43:45,629 See, inside, you wouldn't last two fucking days. 695 00:43:45,712 --> 00:43:48,215 There's better things than the needle, Rents. 696 00:43:48,340 --> 00:43:49,216 Choose life. 697 00:43:49,341 --> 00:43:51,343 I remember when you were a wee baby. 698 00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:53,428 Oh, mama's little baby loves. 699 00:43:53,553 --> 00:43:55,013 # Shortening, shortening # 700 00:43:55,138 --> 00:43:58,016 # Mama's little baby loves shortening bread # 701 00:44:10,695 --> 00:44:13,490 I'm sorry, Mrs. Murphy. 702 00:44:13,573 --> 00:44:16,701 That wasn't any fair. Spud going down and not me. 703 00:44:19,037 --> 00:44:20,997 Well, it's not our fault! 704 00:44:22,374 --> 00:44:24,709 Your boy went down because he was a smack-head, 705 00:44:24,835 --> 00:44:28,130 and if that's not your fault, then I don't know what is. 706 00:44:30,132 --> 00:44:33,218 That was that fucking cunt. 707 00:44:36,263 --> 00:44:37,389 I'll get the drinks. 708 00:44:37,514 --> 00:44:39,433 Aye. 709 00:44:41,435 --> 00:44:43,770 I wished I'd gone down instead of Spud. 710 00:44:43,895 --> 00:44:47,858 Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates, 711 00:44:47,983 --> 00:44:51,611 and I've never felt so alone, never in all my puff. 712 00:44:54,698 --> 00:44:57,200 Since I was on remand, they've had me on this program. 713 00:44:57,325 --> 00:44:59,453 The state-sponsored addiction. 714 00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:01,204 Three sickly sweet doses 715 00:45:01,288 --> 00:45:03,582 of methadone a day instead of smack. 716 00:45:03,707 --> 00:45:06,084 But it's never enough. 717 00:45:06,209 --> 00:45:09,129 And at the moment, it's nowhere near enough. 718 00:45:09,963 --> 00:45:11,256 I took all three this morning, 719 00:45:11,339 --> 00:45:13,925 and now I've got 18 hours to go till my next shot 720 00:45:14,009 --> 00:45:17,637 and a sweat on my back like a layer of frost. 721 00:45:17,763 --> 00:45:21,641 I need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. 722 00:45:21,767 --> 00:45:27,689 One fucking hit to get us over this long, hard day. 723 00:45:30,942 --> 00:45:32,527 What's on the menu this evening, sir? 724 00:45:32,652 --> 00:45:35,447 - Your favorite dish. - Excellent. 725 00:45:35,572 --> 00:45:38,116 - Usual table, sir? - Oh, why, thank you. 726 00:45:38,241 --> 00:45:41,453 Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance? 727 00:45:41,536 --> 00:45:43,121 No, stick it on my tab. 728 00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:44,456 Regret to inform, sir, 729 00:45:44,539 --> 00:45:47,626 credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago. 730 00:45:47,751 --> 00:45:50,087 Oh, well, in that case. 731 00:45:50,545 --> 00:45:52,756 Hard currency! That'll do nicely. 732 00:45:52,839 --> 00:45:56,259 Can't be too careful when we're dealing with your type, can we? 733 00:45:57,344 --> 00:46:00,305 Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps? 734 00:46:00,388 --> 00:46:02,724 No, thank you. I'll proceed directly 735 00:46:02,849 --> 00:46:05,769 to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please. 736 00:46:06,353 --> 00:46:08,105 As you wish, sir. 737 00:46:08,188 --> 00:46:10,607 As you wish. 738 00:46:56,194 --> 00:47:00,115 # Just a perfect day # 739 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:04,703 # Drink sangria in the park # 740 00:47:04,828 --> 00:47:06,997 # And then later # 741 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,208 Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi? 742 00:47:16,256 --> 00:47:20,051 # Just a perfect day # 743 00:47:20,135 --> 00:47:24,389 # Feed animals in the zoo # 744 00:47:25,432 --> 00:47:32,230 # Then later a movie, too, and then home # 745 00:47:34,107 --> 00:47:39,529 # Oh, it's such a perfect day # 746 00:47:39,613 --> 00:47:43,158 # I'm glad I spent it with you # 747 00:47:45,577 --> 00:47:48,080 # Oh, such a perfect day # 748 00:47:48,205 --> 00:47:53,210 # You just keep me hanging on # 749 00:47:53,293 --> 00:47:58,882 # You just keep me hanging on # 750 00:48:02,969 --> 00:48:06,932 # Just a perfect day # 751 00:48:07,808 --> 00:48:11,937 # Problems all left alone # 752 00:48:12,979 --> 00:48:15,732 # Weekenders on our own # 753 00:48:15,816 --> 00:48:19,653 # It's such fun # 754 00:48:23,281 --> 00:48:27,160 # Just a perfect day # 755 00:48:27,702 --> 00:48:31,581 # You made me forget myself # 756 00:48:32,624 --> 00:48:36,086 # I thought I was someone else # 757 00:48:36,169 --> 00:48:38,463 # Someone good # 758 00:48:41,174 --> 00:48:46,138 # Oh, it's such a perfect day # 759 00:48:46,221 --> 00:48:52,185 # I'm glad I spent it with you # 760 00:48:52,310 --> 00:48:55,439 # Oh, such a perfect day # 761 00:48:55,522 --> 00:49:00,152 # You just keep me hanging on # 762 00:49:00,277 --> 00:49:06,283 # You just keep me hanging on # 763 00:49:20,172 --> 00:49:22,382 Open your eyes! Wake up! 764 00:49:22,507 --> 00:49:24,134 Come on, wake up! 765 00:49:24,217 --> 00:49:27,679 # Just what you sow # 766 00:49:31,141 --> 00:49:38,899 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 767 00:49:41,151 --> 00:49:47,949 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 768 00:49:51,161 --> 00:49:58,043 # You're going to reap just what you sow # 769 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,560 I don't feel the sickness yet, 770 00:50:56,643 --> 00:50:59,104 but it's in the post, that's for sure. 771 00:50:59,938 --> 00:51:02,482 I'm in the junky limbo at the moment. 772 00:51:02,607 --> 00:51:06,737 Too ill to sleep, too tired to stay awake. 773 00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,865 But the sickness is on its way. 774 00:51:09,948 --> 00:51:14,161 Sweat, chills, nausea, pain, and craving. 775 00:51:14,286 --> 00:51:15,912 Need like nothing else I've ever known 776 00:51:16,037 --> 00:51:17,956 will soon take hold of me. 777 00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:20,083 It's on its way. 778 00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:27,924 # Oh, you've got green eyes # 779 00:51:28,049 --> 00:51:29,885 # Oh, you've got blue eyes # 780 00:51:29,968 --> 00:51:32,471 # Oh, you've got gray eyes # 781 00:51:32,554 --> 00:51:36,099 # And I've never seen anyone # 782 00:51:36,224 --> 00:51:38,477 # Quite like you before # 783 00:51:39,269 --> 00:51:42,606 # No, I've never met anyone # 784 00:51:42,689 --> 00:51:44,608 # Quite like you before # 785 00:52:00,957 --> 00:52:03,835 We'll help you, son. 786 00:52:03,919 --> 00:52:06,838 You'll stay here with us till you get better. 787 00:52:06,963 --> 00:52:09,132 We're gonna beat this together. 788 00:52:09,216 --> 00:52:12,010 Maybe I should go back to the clinic. 789 00:52:12,135 --> 00:52:13,095 No. 790 00:52:13,220 --> 00:52:16,473 No clinics, no methadone. 791 00:52:16,556 --> 00:52:19,684 That only made you worse. You said so yourself. 792 00:52:20,852 --> 00:52:25,690 You lied to us, son, your own mother and father. 793 00:52:25,816 --> 00:52:28,819 - You could bring us jellies. - No! 794 00:52:28,902 --> 00:52:30,570 You're worse coming off that than heroin. 795 00:52:30,695 --> 00:52:33,156 - Nothing at all. - It's a clean break this time. 796 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,700 You're staying here where we can keep an eye on you. 797 00:52:35,784 --> 00:52:37,411 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 798 00:52:37,536 --> 00:52:39,996 But I just need one more score. 799 00:52:40,122 --> 00:52:43,208 Just bring me one more hit. 800 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:46,336 I need one more fucking hit! 801 00:52:47,629 --> 00:52:49,548 You fuck! 802 00:52:52,092 --> 00:52:53,969 Hit. 803 00:52:54,052 --> 00:52:55,804 Hit. 804 00:53:08,024 --> 00:53:13,238 Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? 805 00:53:13,363 --> 00:53:15,824 You sweat that shite out of your system, 806 00:53:15,907 --> 00:53:18,535 'cause if I come back and it's still here, 807 00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:21,747 I'll fucking kick it out. 808 00:53:21,872 --> 00:53:23,540 Okay. 809 00:53:32,466 --> 00:53:33,925 God. 810 00:53:45,395 --> 00:53:49,649 [Game-show music plays, audience cheering] 811 00:53:49,775 --> 00:53:51,401 Question number one. 812 00:53:51,485 --> 00:53:54,571 The human immunodeficiency virus is a... 813 00:53:54,696 --> 00:53:56,239 Retrovirus? 814 00:53:56,323 --> 00:53:58,825 Retrovirus is the right answer! 815 00:54:08,418 --> 00:54:11,671 It's a mug's game, Mrs. Renton. 816 00:54:11,797 --> 00:54:14,633 I mean, I'm not saying I was blameless myself. 817 00:54:14,758 --> 00:54:17,260 But there comes a time 818 00:54:17,385 --> 00:54:19,387 when you have to turn your back on that nonsense 819 00:54:19,471 --> 00:54:21,598 and just say no. 820 00:54:25,894 --> 00:54:28,105 Just say no. 821 00:54:28,230 --> 00:54:31,066 She's gone! She's gone! 822 00:54:42,619 --> 00:54:44,079 Fuck. 823 00:54:59,428 --> 00:55:00,971 Question number two. 824 00:55:01,096 --> 00:55:05,517 H.I.V. binds to which receptor on the host lymphocyte? 825 00:55:05,642 --> 00:55:07,811 Which receptor is that? 826 00:55:07,936 --> 00:55:11,356 # I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try # 827 00:55:11,481 --> 00:55:14,568 # I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try # 828 00:55:14,693 --> 00:55:15,861 CD4. 829 00:55:15,986 --> 00:55:18,864 CD4 is the right answer! 830 00:55:22,409 --> 00:55:24,870 Better than sex, Rents. 831 00:55:24,995 --> 00:55:27,456 Better than sex. 832 00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:29,791 The ultimate hit. 833 00:55:30,542 --> 00:55:33,837 I'm a fucking adult. I can find out for myself. 834 00:55:34,838 --> 00:55:37,716 Well, I'm finding out, all right. 835 00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:45,182 Tommy. 836 00:55:47,017 --> 00:55:48,602 No! 837 00:55:48,727 --> 00:55:50,353 Stop it. Fucking stop it. 838 00:55:50,437 --> 00:55:51,688 Stop it. Stop it. 839 00:55:51,772 --> 00:55:55,400 Is he guilty or not guilty? 840 00:55:58,820 --> 00:56:00,739 He's our son. 841 00:56:07,162 --> 00:56:08,121 Don't! 842 00:56:08,246 --> 00:56:09,122 Don't! 843 00:56:09,247 --> 00:56:12,084 Don't! 844 00:56:12,209 --> 00:56:14,294 Stop! 845 00:56:15,253 --> 00:56:17,297 Oh, my God! 846 00:56:19,007 --> 00:56:20,425 Stop! 847 00:56:26,681 --> 00:56:29,601 - Mark. 848 00:56:29,684 --> 00:56:30,811 Mark. 849 00:56:31,770 --> 00:56:33,355 Mark. 850 00:56:36,608 --> 00:56:38,944 There's something you need to do. 851 00:56:58,964 --> 00:56:59,756 Ow! 852 00:57:08,056 --> 00:57:10,475 Come alive, 35. 853 00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:13,437 Lots of tricks, 66. 854 00:57:14,312 --> 00:57:17,441 Mark, you've got a house! 855 00:57:17,524 --> 00:57:19,985 House! House! 856 00:57:20,110 --> 00:57:22,571 For goodness sake, Mark. 857 00:57:23,155 --> 00:57:26,074 It seems I really am the luckiest guy in the world. 858 00:57:26,158 --> 00:57:28,535 Several years of addiction in the middle of an epidemic, 859 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:30,912 surrounded by the living dead. 860 00:57:30,996 --> 00:57:33,623 But not me. I'm negative. 861 00:57:33,749 --> 00:57:35,375 It's official. 862 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:39,254 Once the pain goes away, the real battle starts. 863 00:57:39,337 --> 00:57:41,256 Depression. Boredom. 864 00:57:41,339 --> 00:57:44,718 You feel so fucking low, you'll want to fucking top yourself. 865 00:57:47,846 --> 00:57:49,723 Tommy! 866 00:57:49,848 --> 00:57:51,183 Tommy! 867 00:57:55,312 --> 00:57:57,856 Tommy, it's Mark, man. 868 00:58:05,989 --> 00:58:07,866 Renton. 869 00:58:30,347 --> 00:58:31,765 Getting out much, Tommy? 870 00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:33,475 No. 871 00:58:37,062 --> 00:58:39,064 Following the game at all? 872 00:58:39,147 --> 00:58:40,941 No. 873 00:58:42,484 --> 00:58:44,820 Nah, me neither, really. 874 00:58:55,122 --> 00:58:57,290 You take the test? 875 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,710 Aye. 876 00:59:02,546 --> 00:59:04,506 Clear? 877 00:59:05,257 --> 00:59:06,716 Aye. 878 00:59:08,635 --> 00:59:10,804 That's nice. 879 00:59:13,265 --> 00:59:15,642 I'm sorry, Tommy. 880 00:59:17,936 --> 00:59:19,813 Got any gear on you? 881 00:59:20,981 --> 00:59:23,024 No, I'm clean, man. 882 00:59:23,942 --> 00:59:27,988 Well, sub us, then, mate. 883 00:59:29,114 --> 00:59:30,907 I'm expecting a rent check. 884 00:59:45,422 --> 00:59:46,923 Thanks, Mark. 885 00:59:47,549 --> 00:59:49,509 No bother. 886 00:59:53,430 --> 00:59:56,266 No bother, none at all. 887 00:59:56,349 --> 00:59:57,851 Not for me, anyway. 888 00:59:57,976 --> 00:59:59,936 - It's easy to be philosophical 889 01:00:00,020 --> 01:00:03,106 when it's some other poor cunt with shite for blood. 890 01:00:10,906 --> 01:00:12,616 What do you want? 891 01:00:12,699 --> 01:00:14,534 - Are you clean? - Yes. 892 01:00:14,659 --> 01:00:16,286 Is that a promise, then? 893 01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:17,829 Yes, it is. 894 01:00:17,913 --> 01:00:20,874 Calm down. I'm only asking. 895 01:00:24,336 --> 01:00:27,214 - Is that hash I can smell? - No. 896 01:00:27,339 --> 01:00:28,965 I wouldn't mind a bit, if it is. 897 01:00:29,091 --> 01:00:31,510 - Well, it isn't. - It smells like it. 898 01:00:31,635 --> 01:00:35,388 - You're too young. - I'm too young for what? 899 01:00:43,522 --> 01:00:45,816 You're not getting any younger, Mark. 900 01:00:45,899 --> 01:00:48,527 The world's changing. Music's changing. 901 01:00:48,652 --> 01:00:50,195 Even drugs are changing. 902 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,738 You can't stay in here all day 903 01:00:51,863 --> 01:00:54,908 dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop. 904 01:00:55,033 --> 01:00:56,701 It's Iggy Pop. 905 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,371 Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway. 906 01:00:59,496 --> 01:01:02,499 Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. 907 01:01:02,624 --> 01:01:06,211 The point is, you've got to find something new. 908 01:01:08,296 --> 01:01:11,967 She was right. I had to find something new. 909 01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:13,343 There was only one thing for it. 910 01:01:13,385 --> 01:01:14,636 There was only one thing for it. 911 01:01:18,890 --> 01:01:22,853 # So find the feeling # 912 01:01:25,939 --> 01:01:30,068 # So find the feeling # 913 01:01:33,155 --> 01:01:37,117 # So find the feeling # 914 01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:43,457 # Boom, diggy diggy diggy, boom, diggy bang # 915 01:01:57,345 --> 01:01:58,930 Lifestyle Leasing Agency. 916 01:01:59,055 --> 01:02:01,933 Oh, yes, it's a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 917 01:02:02,017 --> 01:02:03,810 Ideally located in a quiet road, 918 01:02:03,935 --> 01:02:06,229 near to the local shops and transport. 919 01:02:06,354 --> 01:02:09,316 This one's two bedrooms and a kitchen/diner. 920 01:02:09,441 --> 01:02:12,027 Fully fitted in excellent decorative order. 921 01:02:12,110 --> 01:02:14,446 Lots of storage space, and all mod cons. 922 01:02:14,571 --> 01:02:18,158 And it's going at £320 a week. 923 01:02:25,248 --> 01:02:28,418 I settled in not too badly and kept myself to myself. 924 01:02:28,502 --> 01:02:30,128 Sometimes, I thought about the guys, 925 01:02:30,253 --> 01:02:32,380 but mainly I didn't miss them at all. 926 01:02:32,464 --> 01:02:34,049 After all, this was Boomtown, 927 01:02:34,132 --> 01:02:37,844 where any fool could make cash from chaos and plenty did. 928 01:02:37,969 --> 01:02:41,723 I've got a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 929 01:02:41,807 --> 01:02:43,475 I quite enjoyed the sound of it all. 930 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:47,104 Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting, 931 01:02:47,229 --> 01:02:48,647 subletting, subdividing, 932 01:02:48,772 --> 01:02:51,441 cheating, scamming, fragmenting, breaking away. 933 01:02:51,525 --> 01:02:53,318 Who's got the keys to Telegraph Road? 934 01:02:53,443 --> 01:02:55,612 There was no such thing as society, and even if there was, 935 01:02:55,737 --> 01:02:58,782 I most certainly had nothing to do with it. 936 01:02:58,907 --> 01:03:02,702 For the first time in my adult life, I was almost content. 937 01:03:03,954 --> 01:03:05,122 "Dear Mark... 938 01:03:05,247 --> 01:03:07,999 I'm glad you've found a job and somewhere to live. 939 01:03:08,125 --> 01:03:09,835 School is fine at the moment. 940 01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,712 I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking. 941 01:03:12,838 --> 01:03:15,966 Your friend Sick Boy asked me last week to work for him, 942 01:03:16,091 --> 01:03:18,009 but I told him where to go. 943 01:03:18,135 --> 01:03:20,470 I met Spud, who sends his regards, 944 01:03:20,554 --> 01:03:22,889 or at least I think that's what he said. " 945 01:03:26,184 --> 01:03:27,978 "No one has seen Tommy for ages. 946 01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:32,149 And finally, Francis Begbie has been on television a lot, 947 01:03:32,232 --> 01:03:33,483 as he is wanted by the police 948 01:03:33,608 --> 01:03:35,318 in connection with an armed robbery 949 01:03:35,402 --> 01:03:37,028 in a jeweler's in Corstorphine. 950 01:03:37,154 --> 01:03:40,157 Take care. Yours with love, Diane. " 951 01:03:47,539 --> 01:03:49,624 "Francis Begbie." 952 01:03:54,087 --> 01:03:55,589 Oh, no. 953 01:03:55,714 --> 01:03:58,717 Armed robbery? With a replica? 954 01:03:58,842 --> 01:04:01,678 I mean, how can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? 955 01:04:01,803 --> 01:04:04,222 Fucking scandal. 956 01:04:04,514 --> 01:04:07,476 And the gear. Look. 957 01:04:09,352 --> 01:04:12,898 Supposed to be solid silver. It's fucking garbage. 958 01:04:13,023 --> 01:04:15,901 There's couples investing all their hopes in that stuff. 959 01:04:15,984 --> 01:04:18,403 - It's a scandal, Franco. - Too fucking right it is. 960 01:04:18,487 --> 01:04:20,697 And I don't want any pot noodles, by the way. 961 01:04:20,822 --> 01:04:22,866 I'm fucking Lee Marvin. 962 01:04:31,249 --> 01:04:32,584 Hey, Rents. 963 01:04:32,709 --> 01:04:36,129 Begbie settled in in no time at all. 964 01:04:36,254 --> 01:04:38,924 I've got no fucking cigarettes. 965 01:04:44,346 --> 01:04:46,723 # We didn't have nowhere to live # 966 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:49,559 All right. 967 01:04:49,684 --> 01:04:53,897 # Till someone said, "I know this place off Burditt Road" # 968 01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:56,608 # It was on the 15th floor # 969 01:04:56,733 --> 01:04:59,403 # It had a board across the door # 970 01:04:59,528 --> 01:05:03,949 # It took an hour to pry it off and get inside # 971 01:05:04,032 --> 01:05:06,451 # It smelt as if someone had died # 972 01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:08,620 # The living room was full of flies # 973 01:05:08,745 --> 01:05:10,038 # The kitchen sink was blocked # 974 01:05:10,122 --> 01:05:11,123 It's me. 975 01:05:11,206 --> 01:05:13,959 # The bathroom sink not there at all # 976 01:05:14,084 --> 01:05:15,127 Franks! 977 01:05:15,252 --> 01:05:16,962 # A mess all right # 978 01:05:17,087 --> 01:05:21,299 # Yes, it's Mile End # 979 01:05:21,425 --> 01:05:24,678 Yeah, the guy's a psycho, but it's true. 980 01:05:24,803 --> 01:05:26,388 He's a mate also. What can you do? 981 01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:28,807 # And now we're living in the sky # 982 01:05:28,932 --> 01:05:31,935 # I'd never thought I'd live so high # 983 01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:35,772 # Just like heaven if it didn't look like hell # 984 01:05:35,856 --> 01:05:38,442 # The lift is always full of piss # 985 01:05:38,525 --> 01:05:40,986 # The fifth-floor landing smells of fish # 986 01:05:41,111 --> 01:05:45,782 # Not just on Friday, every single other day # 987 01:05:45,866 --> 01:05:47,325 Hey. 988 01:05:47,409 --> 01:05:50,245 Pop into bookie's and put a line on for us. 989 01:05:50,328 --> 01:05:52,330 Can you not go yourself? 990 01:05:52,664 --> 01:05:54,624 Well, seeing as how I'm a fugitive from the law, 991 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:57,627 and I can't even walk the fucking streets, you go. 992 01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:00,088 Here. 993 01:06:01,339 --> 01:06:03,633 Doncaster. 4:40. 994 01:06:03,759 --> 01:06:06,678 £5 you win. Bad Boy. 995 01:06:15,228 --> 01:06:18,732 Buy some fucking beer. I'm out. 996 01:06:24,654 --> 01:06:25,906 Come on, Bad Boy! 997 01:06:26,031 --> 01:06:27,532 Come on, son! Come on, son! 998 01:06:27,657 --> 01:06:28,909 Come on! Come on! 999 01:06:29,034 --> 01:06:33,455 Yeah! 1000 01:06:33,538 --> 01:06:37,667 Yeah! 1001 01:06:37,751 --> 01:06:41,338 Bad Boy! 1002 01:06:41,463 --> 01:06:43,673 Came in at 16 to 1. 1003 01:06:43,757 --> 01:06:45,133 And with the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 1004 01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:46,510 And with the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 1005 01:07:16,123 --> 01:07:18,792 Diane was right. The world is changing. 1006 01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:21,086 Music is changing. Drugs are changing. 1007 01:07:21,211 --> 01:07:23,130 Even men and women are changing. 1008 01:07:23,255 --> 01:07:24,673 1, 000 years from now, 1009 01:07:24,756 --> 01:07:27,134 there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. 1010 01:07:27,259 --> 01:07:28,009 Sounds great to me. 1011 01:07:33,557 --> 01:07:36,351 It's just a pity no one told Begbie. 1012 01:07:52,993 --> 01:07:55,454 Fuck! Fuck! 1013 01:07:55,579 --> 01:07:57,956 You see, if you ask me, we're heterosexual by default, 1014 01:07:58,081 --> 01:07:59,332 not by decision. 1015 01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:02,085 It's just a question of who you fancy. 1016 01:08:02,169 --> 01:08:03,462 It's all about aesthetics, 1017 01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:05,756 and it's fuck-all to do with morality. 1018 01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:07,466 Fuck! 1019 01:08:09,134 --> 01:08:11,428 But you try telling Begbie that. 1020 01:08:11,511 --> 01:08:13,972 Look, I'm not a fucking bufty. 1021 01:08:14,097 --> 01:08:16,683 Let's face it. It could have been wonderful. 1022 01:08:20,103 --> 01:08:23,148 Fucking listen to me, you piece of junkie shit. 1023 01:08:23,273 --> 01:08:24,858 A joke's a fucking joke. 1024 01:08:24,983 --> 01:08:28,111 You mention that again, and I'll cut you up. 1025 01:08:28,195 --> 01:08:30,405 You understand? 1026 01:08:35,869 --> 01:08:36,953 Since I last saw him, 1027 01:08:37,079 --> 01:08:40,123 Sick Boy had reinvented himself as a pimp and a pusher 1028 01:08:40,248 --> 01:08:42,751 and was here, he said, to mix business and pleasure, 1029 01:08:42,834 --> 01:08:46,129 setting up "contacts," as he constantly informed me, 1030 01:08:46,213 --> 01:08:50,092 for the great scag deal that was going to make him rich. 1031 01:08:55,931 --> 01:08:57,641 Good chips. 1032 01:08:58,517 --> 01:09:01,228 I can't believe you did that. 1033 01:09:03,647 --> 01:09:05,816 I got a good price for it. 1034 01:09:05,899 --> 01:09:07,484 Rents, I need the money. 1035 01:09:07,567 --> 01:09:10,153 It was my fucking telly! 1036 01:09:10,278 --> 01:09:12,948 Well, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty, 1037 01:09:13,031 --> 01:09:15,117 I wouldn't have bothered. 1038 01:09:17,536 --> 01:09:19,913 Fucking rented, anyway. 1039 01:09:20,747 --> 01:09:22,624 You going to eat that? 1040 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:30,173 Have you got a passport? 1041 01:09:30,298 --> 01:09:31,842 Why? 1042 01:09:31,925 --> 01:09:33,677 I met this bloke. 1043 01:09:33,802 --> 01:09:35,846 Runs a hotel, a brothel. 1044 01:09:35,929 --> 01:09:37,889 Loads of contacts. 1045 01:09:38,014 --> 01:09:39,141 Does a nice sideline 1046 01:09:39,224 --> 01:09:41,852 in punting British passports to foreigners. 1047 01:09:41,935 --> 01:09:43,687 Get you a good price. 1048 01:09:43,770 --> 01:09:46,732 And why would I want to sell my passport? 1049 01:09:50,861 --> 01:09:52,654 It was just an idea. 1050 01:09:53,905 --> 01:09:55,907 I had to get rid of them. 1051 01:09:56,032 --> 01:09:59,327 Sick Boy didn't do his drug deal, and he didn't get rich. 1052 01:09:59,411 --> 01:10:01,705 Instead, he and Begbie hung around my bed-sit 1053 01:10:01,788 --> 01:10:03,290 looking for things to steal. 1054 01:10:03,415 --> 01:10:07,043 I decided to put them in the worst place in the world. 1055 01:10:10,505 --> 01:10:14,718 # Sandman goes, two in tow # 1056 01:10:14,801 --> 01:10:16,803 # Wet and dumb # 1057 01:10:21,516 --> 01:10:24,936 # Coming down again # 1058 01:10:33,612 --> 01:10:35,489 They weren't paying any rent, 1059 01:10:35,614 --> 01:10:38,241 so when my boss found two suckers who would, 1060 01:10:38,366 --> 01:10:41,328 Sick Boy and Begbie were bound to feel threatened. 1061 01:10:41,453 --> 01:10:44,998 Yep, lots of storage. All mod cons. 1062 01:10:45,123 --> 01:10:47,250 320 quid a week. 1063 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,504 - Aah! - Aah! 1064 01:10:50,629 --> 01:10:51,963 And that was that. 1065 01:10:52,798 --> 01:10:55,467 But by then we had another reason to go back. 1066 01:10:55,592 --> 01:10:56,843 Tommy. 1067 01:10:56,968 --> 01:10:58,970 Tommy knew he'd got the virus, like, 1068 01:10:59,096 --> 01:11:01,848 but he never knew he'd gone full-blown. 1069 01:11:01,973 --> 01:11:04,017 What was it, pneumonia or cancer? 1070 01:11:04,142 --> 01:11:06,603 No, toxoplasmosis. 1071 01:11:06,728 --> 01:11:08,647 Sort of like a stroke. 1072 01:11:08,730 --> 01:11:10,232 How's that? 1073 01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:13,568 He wanted to see Lizzy again. 1074 01:11:14,152 --> 01:11:16,238 She wouldn't let him near the house. 1075 01:11:16,321 --> 01:11:19,950 So he bought her a present, brought her this kitten. 1076 01:11:20,075 --> 01:11:21,993 I bet Lizzy told him where to stick it. 1077 01:11:22,077 --> 01:11:25,122 Exactly. "I'm not wanting that cat," she says. 1078 01:11:25,247 --> 01:11:26,540 Get the fuck, right. 1079 01:11:26,665 --> 01:11:29,960 So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. 1080 01:11:30,085 --> 01:11:31,211 You can imagine what happened. 1081 01:11:31,336 --> 01:11:33,797 To those of us gathered here today, 1082 01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:38,093 Thomas McKenzie filled a number of different roles in our lives. 1083 01:11:38,176 --> 01:11:39,761 - What? - Thomas was a son. 1084 01:11:39,845 --> 01:11:41,430 The thing was neglected. 1085 01:11:41,513 --> 01:11:43,807 Pissing and shitting all over the place. 1086 01:11:43,932 --> 01:11:44,975 Tommy's lying about, 1087 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:48,478 fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. 1088 01:11:48,603 --> 01:11:52,023 He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit. 1089 01:11:53,108 --> 01:11:56,903 A loving man with a great lust for life. 1090 01:11:57,738 --> 01:11:59,322 Neither did I. What is it? 1091 01:11:59,448 --> 01:12:01,616 Fucking horrible. 1092 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:03,577 It's like an abscess in your brain. 1093 01:12:03,702 --> 01:12:05,495 Fucking hell. 1094 01:12:05,620 --> 01:12:06,747 Then what happened? 1095 01:12:06,872 --> 01:12:09,458 He starts getting these headaches, 1096 01:12:09,541 --> 01:12:12,794 so he just uses more smack, you know, for the pain, like. 1097 01:12:12,878 --> 01:12:14,963 And then he has a stroke. 1098 01:12:15,046 --> 01:12:18,884 A fucking stroke. Just like that. 1099 01:12:19,009 --> 01:12:21,970 Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. 1100 01:12:23,221 --> 01:12:24,556 He'd been dead for ages 1101 01:12:24,681 --> 01:12:26,808 before the neighbors complained about the smell 1102 01:12:26,892 --> 01:12:29,811 and got the police to break down the door. 1103 01:12:29,895 --> 01:12:32,230 Tommy was lying facedown in a pool of vomit. 1104 01:12:32,355 --> 01:12:33,982 He has gone from us, 1105 01:12:34,066 --> 01:12:37,486 but we have many things to remember him by. 1106 01:12:37,569 --> 01:12:38,570 The kitten was fine. 1107 01:12:38,695 --> 01:12:41,907 Would you all please rise now for the committal? 1108 01:12:45,243 --> 01:12:50,332 # Did you think I would leave you crying # 1109 01:12:50,415 --> 01:12:54,878 # When there's room on my horse for two? # 1110 01:12:56,046 --> 01:13:00,675 # Climb up here, Tommy, don't be dying # 1111 01:13:00,759 --> 01:13:05,180 # I can go just as fast with two # 1112 01:13:05,263 --> 01:13:10,102 # When we grow up, we'll both be soldiers # 1113 01:13:10,227 --> 01:13:14,940 # And our horses will not be toys # 1114 01:13:15,065 --> 01:13:20,028 # And I wonder if we'll remember # 1115 01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:24,658 # When we were two little boys # 1116 01:13:27,452 --> 01:13:29,579 - Tommy. - Tommy. 1117 01:13:34,084 --> 01:13:36,044 Did you tell him yet? 1118 01:13:37,087 --> 01:13:38,130 On you go. 1119 01:13:38,255 --> 01:13:39,714 What? 1120 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,466 There's this mate of Swanney's. 1121 01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:43,301 You know the guy. Mikey Forrester. 1122 01:13:43,427 --> 01:13:44,636 Aye. 1123 01:13:45,137 --> 01:13:50,475 Well, he's come into some gear. 1124 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:51,560 A lot of gear. 1125 01:13:51,685 --> 01:13:53,145 How much gear? 1126 01:13:54,938 --> 01:14:00,110 About two kilos, so he tells me. 1127 01:14:00,193 --> 01:14:03,321 He got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week, 1128 01:14:03,447 --> 01:14:05,907 where he met two Russian sailors. 1129 01:14:06,032 --> 01:14:08,618 They're fucking carrying this stuff for sale, 1130 01:14:08,702 --> 01:14:10,120 there and then, like. 1131 01:14:10,203 --> 01:14:13,623 So he wakes up the next morning, 1132 01:14:13,707 --> 01:14:17,461 realizes what he's done, gets very fucking nervous. 1133 01:14:17,544 --> 01:14:19,129 He wants rid of this, right? 1134 01:14:19,254 --> 01:14:20,213 So? 1135 01:14:20,338 --> 01:14:24,134 So he met me, and I offered to take it off his hands 1136 01:14:24,217 --> 01:14:26,887 at a very reasonable price, with the intention 1137 01:14:27,012 --> 01:14:29,556 of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London. 1138 01:14:29,681 --> 01:14:30,474 Ho ho-ho-ho! 1139 01:14:30,557 --> 01:14:32,559 We've just come back from Tommy's funeral, 1140 01:14:32,684 --> 01:14:35,145 and you're talking about a scag deal? 1141 01:14:36,730 --> 01:14:38,148 Aye. 1142 01:14:41,902 --> 01:14:43,737 What was your price? 1143 01:14:43,862 --> 01:14:45,822 - Four grand. - You haven't got four grand? 1144 01:14:45,947 --> 01:14:47,574 We're £2,000 short. 1145 01:14:47,699 --> 01:14:49,910 Well, that's tough. 1146 01:14:50,035 --> 01:14:53,914 Look, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London. 1147 01:14:54,039 --> 01:14:56,166 I'm sorry. I do not have two grand. 1148 01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:59,211 Aye, you fucking do. 1149 01:15:00,712 --> 01:15:02,422 I've seen your bank statement. 1150 01:15:02,547 --> 01:15:04,841 For fuck's sake. 1151 01:15:04,925 --> 01:15:09,346 £2, 133. 1152 01:15:09,429 --> 01:15:12,682 Two kilos. What is that, 10 years? 1153 01:15:12,808 --> 01:15:14,518 Mikey Forrester? Russian sailors? 1154 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:16,728 What the fuck are you boys on, eh? 1155 01:15:16,853 --> 01:15:18,522 Spud, you've already been to jail. 1156 01:15:18,647 --> 01:15:21,108 What's the deal? You like it so much you want to go back? 1157 01:15:21,233 --> 01:15:23,610 I just want the money, Mark. 1158 01:15:23,735 --> 01:15:25,612 If everybody keeps their mouth shut, 1159 01:15:25,737 --> 01:15:28,281 there'll be no cunt going to jail. 1160 01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:34,538 There were a lot of possibilities running 1161 01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:37,290 through my mind about what might happen in London. 1162 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:40,627 Things I didn't want to talk to anyone about, 1163 01:15:40,752 --> 01:15:43,797 ideas best kept to myself. 1164 01:15:43,922 --> 01:15:45,966 No one told me when we bought the scag, 1165 01:15:46,091 --> 01:15:48,844 some lucky punter would have to try it out. 1166 01:15:53,014 --> 01:15:54,641 Begbie didn't trust Spud. 1167 01:15:54,766 --> 01:15:57,144 Sick Boy was too careful these days. 1168 01:15:57,269 --> 01:16:00,397 So I rolled up my sleeve, I spiked my vein, 1169 01:16:00,522 --> 01:16:02,232 and I did what had to be done. 1170 01:16:06,027 --> 01:16:07,904 It's good. 1171 01:16:08,029 --> 01:16:11,116 Oh, it's really fucking good. 1172 01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:15,162 Mmm. Ohh. 1173 01:16:15,287 --> 01:16:17,748 Yeah, that hit was good. 1174 01:16:17,873 --> 01:16:20,751 I promised myself another one before I got to London. 1175 01:16:20,876 --> 01:16:24,254 Just the one like. For old time's sake. 1176 01:16:24,379 --> 01:16:27,090 Just to piss Begbie off. 1177 01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:28,925 This was his nightmare. 1178 01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:31,762 The dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgy scams 1179 01:16:31,887 --> 01:16:33,764 being perpetrated with three of the most useless 1180 01:16:33,889 --> 01:16:37,434 and unreliable fuck-ups in town. 1181 01:16:37,559 --> 01:16:39,102 I knew what was going on in his mind. 1182 01:16:39,227 --> 01:16:41,730 Any trouble in London, and he would dump us immediately. 1183 01:16:41,813 --> 01:16:42,814 One way or another. 1184 01:16:42,898 --> 01:16:44,274 He had to. 1185 01:16:44,399 --> 01:16:46,610 If he got caught with a bagful of scag, 1186 01:16:46,735 --> 01:16:48,236 on top of that armed-robbery shit, 1187 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,947 he was going down for 15 to 20. 1188 01:16:51,323 --> 01:16:53,200 Begbie was hard, but not so hard 1189 01:16:53,325 --> 01:16:56,286 that he didn't shite it off 20 years in Sultan. 1190 01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:06,129 This was to be my final hit. 1191 01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:08,090 But let's be clear about this. 1192 01:17:08,173 --> 01:17:11,259 There's final hits and final hits. 1193 01:17:11,343 --> 01:17:13,345 What kind was this to be? 1194 01:17:18,392 --> 01:17:20,185 Did you bring the cards? 1195 01:17:20,477 --> 01:17:21,812 - What? - The cards. 1196 01:17:21,895 --> 01:17:24,481 The last thing I told you was to mind the cards. 1197 01:17:24,564 --> 01:17:26,691 Well, I've not brought them. 1198 01:17:28,693 --> 01:17:31,029 Fucking boring after a while without the cards. 1199 01:17:31,154 --> 01:17:33,281 I'm sorry. 1200 01:17:33,365 --> 01:17:35,575 - Bit fucking late. - Why didn't you bring them? 1201 01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:39,413 'Cause I fucking told you to bring them, you doss cunt! 1202 01:17:40,205 --> 01:17:41,415 Christ. 1203 01:18:28,837 --> 01:18:30,422 These are your friends, right? 1204 01:18:30,547 --> 01:18:33,592 These are the guys I told you about. 1205 01:18:33,717 --> 01:18:36,094 - Well, is he here? - Yeah, he's here. 1206 01:18:36,219 --> 01:18:38,096 You didn't get followed, did you? 1207 01:18:38,221 --> 01:18:40,265 We didn't get followed. 1208 01:18:40,390 --> 01:18:41,725 Okay. 1209 01:18:58,784 --> 01:18:59,951 All right. 1210 01:19:00,077 --> 01:19:01,244 Aye. 1211 01:19:03,914 --> 01:19:06,458 Straightaway he clocked us for what we were. 1212 01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:09,544 Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal. 1213 01:19:20,514 --> 01:19:22,224 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1214 01:20:15,569 --> 01:20:20,198 So how much would you like for this? 1215 01:20:22,701 --> 01:20:24,286 £20,000. 1216 01:20:25,954 --> 01:20:29,082 Well, I don't think it's worth much more than £ 15,000. 1217 01:20:29,207 --> 01:20:31,001 This was a real drag to him. 1218 01:20:31,084 --> 01:20:33,003 He didn't need to negotiate. 1219 01:20:33,086 --> 01:20:35,338 What the fuck were we going to do if he didn't buy it? 1220 01:20:35,422 --> 01:20:38,091 Sell it on the streets? Fuck that! 1221 01:20:38,216 --> 01:20:40,010 Well, £ 19,000. 1222 01:20:40,093 --> 01:20:42,888 I'm terribly sorry. I can't go to £ 19,000. 1223 01:20:45,557 --> 01:20:47,893 Well, fucking £ 16,000, then. 1224 01:20:49,936 --> 01:20:50,854 Okay. 1225 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:53,565 Well, fucking £ 16,000 it is, then. 1226 01:20:57,944 --> 01:21:01,239 These, gentlemen, are £2,000 bundles. 1227 01:21:01,364 --> 01:21:04,117 Here's two. 1228 01:21:04,242 --> 01:21:05,952 That's four. 1229 01:21:06,078 --> 01:21:08,455 We settled on £16, 000. 1230 01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:12,334 He had more in the suitcase, but it was better than nothing. 1231 01:21:19,424 --> 01:21:21,968 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 1232 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:24,679 I'd like to say it's been a pleasure haggling with you. 1233 01:21:24,763 --> 01:21:27,015 Fucking brand-new, by the way. 1234 01:21:29,476 --> 01:21:30,435 Okay. 1235 01:21:32,938 --> 01:21:34,981 - Yes! - Yes! 1236 01:21:35,107 --> 01:21:36,483 Fucking... 1237 01:21:37,401 --> 01:21:40,153 And just for a moment, it felt really great. 1238 01:21:40,278 --> 01:21:42,155 Like we were in it together, like friends. 1239 01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,740 Like it meant something. 1240 01:21:43,865 --> 01:21:46,326 A moment like that can touch you deep inside. 1241 01:21:46,451 --> 01:21:47,953 But it doesn't last long, not like £16, 000. 1242 01:21:47,953 --> 01:21:49,413 But it doesn't last long, not like £16, 000. 1243 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:52,666 So what about you, Spud, any investments on the horizon? 1244 01:21:52,791 --> 01:21:55,001 Gonna buy yourself a wee island in the sun? 1245 01:21:55,127 --> 01:21:56,128 For four fucking grand? 1246 01:21:56,253 --> 01:22:00,298 One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow. 1247 01:22:01,216 --> 01:22:03,510 [Snorts] I don't know, man. 1248 01:22:03,635 --> 01:22:06,096 I'm gonna get something for my ma. 1249 01:22:06,179 --> 01:22:10,392 Get some good speed, no bicarb. 1250 01:22:10,475 --> 01:22:12,519 And get a girl, take her out, treat her right. 1251 01:22:12,644 --> 01:22:13,603 Shag her senseless. 1252 01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:15,772 No, man! True love. 1253 01:22:15,897 --> 01:22:17,274 True love. 1254 01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:18,775 Hey, but I could handle 1255 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:21,778 some hot sex with a Jewish Princess. 1256 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:23,947 - You daft cunt! - Or a Catholic! 1257 01:22:24,072 --> 01:22:25,031 If you're gonna waste it on a bird, 1258 01:22:25,157 --> 01:22:27,617 you may as well fucking leave all of it to me. 1259 01:22:27,743 --> 01:22:29,119 Now get the drinks. 1260 01:22:29,244 --> 01:22:32,372 - I got the last one. - It's your round, Franco. 1261 01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:35,876 Okay. Same again? 1262 01:22:36,001 --> 01:22:38,420 Right. I'm off for a pish. 1263 01:22:38,503 --> 01:22:41,089 See when I get back the money's still here, okay? 1264 01:22:41,173 --> 01:22:43,008 The moment your back's turned, we're out the door. 1265 01:22:43,133 --> 01:22:44,718 I'll be right fucking after you. 1266 01:22:44,843 --> 01:22:47,471 You'll never catch us, you flabby bastard. 1267 01:22:47,596 --> 01:22:49,848 By the way, see when I get back. 1268 01:22:49,973 --> 01:22:52,476 Be halfway down the street with the money. 1269 01:22:52,601 --> 01:22:53,977 Fucking kill you. 1270 01:22:54,102 --> 01:22:56,313 I thought you might, Franco. 1271 01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:57,939 I thought you might. 1272 01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:04,654 Are you game for it? 1273 01:23:04,780 --> 01:23:06,281 What? 1274 01:23:07,991 --> 01:23:09,451 Well? 1275 01:23:10,535 --> 01:23:12,120 Are you serious? 1276 01:23:20,170 --> 01:23:21,129 Don't know. 1277 01:23:21,213 --> 01:23:22,714 What do you think? 1278 01:23:24,049 --> 01:23:25,217 Still here, I see. 1279 01:23:25,342 --> 01:23:27,719 Oh, well, we wouldn't run out on a mate, eh? 1280 01:23:27,844 --> 01:23:30,180 Why not? I know I would. 1281 01:23:31,056 --> 01:23:32,724 Where's Franco? 1282 01:23:35,310 --> 01:23:37,813 For fuck's sake! 1283 01:23:37,896 --> 01:23:39,106 Sorry, mate. 1284 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:42,526 You ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiot. 1285 01:23:42,609 --> 01:23:44,069 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1286 01:23:44,194 --> 01:23:46,238 Sorry's not gonna dry me off, you cunt. 1287 01:23:46,363 --> 01:23:49,324 Cool down, Franco. The man says he's sorry. 1288 01:23:49,408 --> 01:23:52,661 Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt. 1289 01:23:52,744 --> 01:23:54,871 If you can't hold a pint, you shouldn't be in the pub. 1290 01:23:54,996 --> 01:23:55,997 Fuck off. 1291 01:24:00,419 --> 01:24:02,129 Aah. 1292 01:24:02,254 --> 01:24:04,631 Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1293 01:24:11,972 --> 01:24:14,015 Come on, Franco, move away. Aah! 1294 01:24:14,141 --> 01:24:16,518 Aah! Fuck's sake! 1295 01:24:16,601 --> 01:24:19,104 Oh, fucking nice one, Franco! 1296 01:24:19,229 --> 01:24:20,897 - Shut it! - You cut me, man! 1297 01:24:20,981 --> 01:24:23,066 You were in my fucking way. 1298 01:24:23,191 --> 01:24:24,484 Help! 1299 01:24:25,652 --> 01:24:26,987 Oh, no. 1300 01:24:27,112 --> 01:24:30,323 Anybody else want to get in my fucking way? 1301 01:24:30,449 --> 01:24:31,658 You? 1302 01:24:34,077 --> 01:24:35,203 You? 1303 01:24:40,167 --> 01:24:45,589 Hey, Rent Boy, you bring me down a fucking smoke. 1304 01:24:45,672 --> 01:24:48,633 - I think we'd better go, Franco! - Go to the hospital! 1305 01:24:48,759 --> 01:24:52,512 You're not going to any fucking hospital, and you're staying. 1306 01:24:55,515 --> 01:24:58,643 You bring me down a fucking cigarette. 1307 01:25:04,441 --> 01:25:06,026 And the bag. 1308 01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:22,227 # Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy # 1309 01:26:22,352 --> 01:26:25,689 # In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy # 1310 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:29,109 # She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy # 1311 01:26:29,234 --> 01:26:31,695 # And all in your inner space, boy # 1312 01:26:31,820 --> 01:26:35,115 # You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy # 1313 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,075 # You had chemicals, boy # 1314 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,661 # I've grown so close to you, boy # 1315 01:26:39,745 --> 01:26:41,538 # And you just groan, boy # 1316 01:26:41,663 --> 01:26:43,874 # She said, "Come over, come over" # 1317 01:26:43,999 --> 01:26:46,585 # She smiled at you # 1318 01:26:46,710 --> 01:26:50,672 # Bo-o-o-o-y # 1319 01:27:06,730 --> 01:27:10,150 # Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy # 1320 01:27:10,275 --> 01:27:13,695 # In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy # 1321 01:27:13,779 --> 01:27:17,199 # She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy # 1322 01:27:17,282 --> 01:27:19,785 # And all in your inner space, boy # 1323 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:23,163 # You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy # 1324 01:27:23,288 --> 01:27:25,082 # You had chemicals, boy # 1325 01:27:25,207 --> 01:27:27,751 # I've grown so close to you, boy # 1326 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,544 # And you just groan, boy # 1327 01:27:29,628 --> 01:27:31,922 # She said, "Come over, come over" # 1328 01:27:32,005 --> 01:27:34,591 # She smiled at you # 1329 01:27:34,674 --> 01:27:38,261 # Bo-o-o-o-y # 1330 01:27:47,229 --> 01:27:49,272 # Let your feelings slip, boy # 1331 01:27:49,398 --> 01:27:51,400 # But never your mask, boy # 1332 01:27:51,483 --> 01:27:54,403 # Random blonde bio, high-density rhythm # 1333 01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:56,822 # Blond boy, blond country blond # 1334 01:27:56,947 --> 01:27:58,323 # High density # 1335 01:27:58,448 --> 01:28:00,534 # You are my drug, boy # 1336 01:28:00,659 --> 01:28:02,786 # You're real, boy, speak to me, boy # 1337 01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:05,288 # Dog-dirty, numb-cracking boy # 1338 01:28:05,372 --> 01:28:06,623 # You get wet, boy # 1339 01:28:06,748 --> 01:28:08,291 # Big, big-time boy # 1340 01:28:08,417 --> 01:28:09,876 # Acid-bear boy # 1341 01:28:10,001 --> 01:28:13,130 # Babes and babes and babes and babes and babes # 1342 01:28:13,213 --> 01:28:15,549 # And remembering nothing, boy # 1343 01:28:15,674 --> 01:28:18,051 # Will you like my tin horn, boy? # 1344 01:28:18,176 --> 01:28:24,057 # And get wet like an angel, derail # 1345 01:28:36,319 --> 01:28:39,698 Now, I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. 1346 01:28:39,823 --> 01:28:42,451 It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. 1347 01:28:42,534 --> 01:28:46,455 Or we'd outgrown each other. You know, that sort of thing. 1348 01:28:46,538 --> 01:28:48,540 But let's face it. I ripped them off. 1349 01:28:48,665 --> 01:28:50,959 My so-called mates. 1350 01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,295 But Begbie. I couldn't give a shit about him. 1351 01:28:53,378 --> 01:28:54,963 And Sick Boy. He'd have done the same to me 1352 01:28:55,046 --> 01:28:56,882 if he'd only thought of it first. 1353 01:28:58,508 --> 01:29:01,303 And Spud. Well, okay, I felt sorry for Spud. 1354 01:29:01,386 --> 01:29:03,221 He never hurt anybody. 1355 01:29:09,644 --> 01:29:12,522 Bastard! 1356 01:29:18,070 --> 01:29:20,197 Bastard! 1357 01:29:23,366 --> 01:29:25,410 Fuck! Fuck! 1358 01:29:25,535 --> 01:29:27,245 All right, move away, people. 1359 01:29:27,370 --> 01:29:29,206 What's going on in there? 1360 01:29:30,373 --> 01:29:32,959 Open up. Open up now! 1361 01:29:33,085 --> 01:29:34,836 Bastard! 1362 01:29:35,545 --> 01:29:37,005 Bastard! 1363 01:29:37,130 --> 01:29:39,466 So why did I do it? 1364 01:29:40,133 --> 01:29:43,220 I could offer a million answers, all false. 1365 01:29:43,303 --> 01:29:45,347 The truth is that I'm a bad person, 1366 01:29:45,472 --> 01:29:46,890 but that's gonna change. 1367 01:29:47,015 --> 01:29:48,850 I'm going to change. 1368 01:29:48,934 --> 01:29:50,936 This is the last of that sort of thing. 1369 01:29:51,061 --> 01:29:52,729 I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on. 1370 01:29:52,813 --> 01:29:55,107 Going straight and choosing life. 1371 01:29:55,232 --> 01:29:57,442 I'm looking forward to it already. 1372 01:29:57,567 --> 01:29:59,653 I'm going to be just like you. 1373 01:29:59,778 --> 01:30:02,406 The job, the family, the fucking big television, 1374 01:30:02,489 --> 01:30:04,032 the washing machine, the car, 1375 01:30:04,157 --> 01:30:06,118 the compact disc, and electrical tin opener, 1376 01:30:06,243 --> 01:30:08,453 good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, 1377 01:30:08,578 --> 01:30:11,289 mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, 1378 01:30:11,415 --> 01:30:13,750 three-piece suite, D.I.Y., game shows, 1379 01:30:13,834 --> 01:30:15,836 junk food, children, walks in the park, 1380 01:30:15,961 --> 01:30:18,463 9:00 to 5:00, good at golf, washing the car, 1381 01:30:18,588 --> 01:30:20,465 choice of sweaters, family Christmas, 1382 01:30:20,590 --> 01:30:24,136 indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, 1383 01:30:24,261 --> 01:30:26,930 looking ahead to the day you die.