1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:30,093 They don't look very happy. 3 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:36,642 Why should they? They just got married. 4 00:02:45,492 --> 00:02:47,450 I hope you enjoy your trip, Mr. Wallace. 5 00:02:47,662 --> 00:02:48,326 Thank you. 6 00:02:48,537 --> 00:02:49,118 And your wife. 7 00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,824 Thanks a lot. 8 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,911 I suppose we've got Maurice to thank for this. 9 00:02:55,420 --> 00:02:56,997 What are you doing? 10 00:02:57,631 --> 00:03:00,501 Trying to discover where the strings are attached. 11 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:03,422 "I hope you have a nice trip, Mr. Wallace. " 12 00:03:03,637 --> 00:03:05,345 "And my wife?" 13 00:03:06,557 --> 00:03:09,843 You're too suspicious about Maurice. What harm did he ever do us? 14 00:03:10,061 --> 00:03:11,258 He hounds us. 15 00:03:11,479 --> 00:03:12,096 Really? 16 00:03:12,314 --> 00:03:13,724 He hounds us. 17 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:17,191 Mister Maurice Dalbret for you, from St. Tropez. 18 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,188 He hounds us... 19 00:03:19,988 --> 00:03:21,269 Maurice. 20 00:03:22,491 --> 00:03:25,777 Yeah. I told you. 21 00:03:27,288 --> 00:03:29,495 Of course we could've flown direct, 22 00:03:29,707 --> 00:03:32,459 but we wanted to have a few days on our own. 23 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:33,783 London, please. 24 00:03:34,003 --> 00:03:35,463 Joanna and me. 25 00:03:36,339 --> 00:03:38,628 My wife. Yeah. 26 00:03:39,843 --> 00:03:42,713 It's too late to change, anyway I want the car there. 27 00:03:43,263 --> 00:03:48,341 Yes, my darling. Of course I will. Of course I won't. 28 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,769 Nothing's going to fall down. 29 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,809 We have to fly. 30 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:58,238 You'll take care of granny and nanny too? Take care of everyone. 31 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:02,405 That makes nonsense the whole spatial concept. 32 00:04:03,536 --> 00:04:06,537 Spatial concept. 33 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:10,238 It messes up the whole design. 34 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:13,041 I'll see you in three days. 35 00:04:17,009 --> 00:04:18,504 Who is it now? 36 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:19,335 Caroline. 37 00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:20,752 Caroline? 38 00:04:20,972 --> 00:04:22,929 Caroline Wallace, your daughter. 39 00:04:23,391 --> 00:04:24,589 Oh, Caroline. 40 00:04:27,437 --> 00:04:30,224 Hello. How's my little girl? 41 00:04:33,193 --> 00:04:34,391 Cigarettes? 42 00:04:36,029 --> 00:04:37,405 Cigarettes? 43 00:04:44,872 --> 00:04:46,580 Did you bring your passport? 44 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:55,837 I'm sorry. We'll have to turn back. 45 00:04:56,051 --> 00:04:58,128 I've left my passport. We'll have to turn back. 46 00:04:58,345 --> 00:04:59,757 I'm sorry, sir. Are you sure? 47 00:04:59,972 --> 00:05:02,464 Yes, I've got to go to an important conference and... 48 00:05:02,684 --> 00:05:05,353 Mark Wallace, 33 years old, occupation, architect. 49 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,269 How about getting me some cigarettes? 50 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:25,989 Thank you. 51 00:05:26,377 --> 00:05:27,158 Maurice... 52 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:31,921 Has persuaded you it's imperative we get to St. Tropez right away. 53 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,209 Why do you always get taken in? 54 00:05:34,510 --> 00:05:36,170 That's how it is. 55 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,978 Do you want me not to work? Is that what you want? 56 00:05:47,649 --> 00:05:50,566 I wish you'd stop sniping. 57 00:05:51,153 --> 00:05:52,563 I haven't said a word. 58 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:56,730 Just because you're silent, doesn't mean you're not a sniper. 59 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:02,789 We're not going on like this for the rest of our lives. 60 00:06:29,778 --> 00:06:33,563 You haven't been happy since the day we met, have you? 61 00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:37,777 If only you were ten years younger and knew what you know now. 62 00:06:37,995 --> 00:06:40,118 You can say that again. 63 00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:20,164 I wonder if anybody's picked up the wrong passport. 64 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,451 Excuse me, I'm looking for a passport. 65 00:07:24,671 --> 00:07:25,666 And in your bag? 66 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,835 I know it's not in my bag. Somebody must've taken it. 67 00:07:29,928 --> 00:07:33,925 Do you know what a British passport is worth on the black market? 68 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:35,339 100 pounds, at least. 69 00:07:35,559 --> 00:07:36,472 This is France. 70 00:07:36,685 --> 00:07:40,469 I don't know in France. I can see myself stuck here forever 71 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:43,358 going backwards and forwards. 72 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:44,848 Hey, what are you doing? 73 00:07:45,069 --> 00:07:47,904 You leave something for two seconds and... 74 00:07:52,618 --> 00:07:53,898 Thanks. 75 00:08:07,010 --> 00:08:08,669 And the passport? 76 00:08:11,848 --> 00:08:15,893 There was a time when you were glad to be married to me. 77 00:08:16,686 --> 00:08:19,972 Remember our first trip together? When we had wheels of our own. 78 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,305 The old M.G. 79 00:08:21,525 --> 00:08:24,396 Which birthday of mine was it you gave yourself that? 80 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,236 Was it our anniversary? 81 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:29,781 We were going to drive and drive and see where we got to. 82 00:08:29,992 --> 00:08:32,780 A couple of kids with not a care in the world. 83 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:38,036 Hold your breath. We've got a long way to go. 84 00:09:10,286 --> 00:09:12,280 We need a small push. 85 00:09:28,431 --> 00:09:29,427 Come on. 86 00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:31,850 Come on. 87 00:09:32,352 --> 00:09:33,597 Let's go. 88 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:37,312 That's it. Very good. 89 00:09:38,025 --> 00:09:40,314 Faster. Faster. 90 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:43,525 Come on, faster. 91 00:09:56,211 --> 00:09:58,086 Remember me? Joanna? 92 00:09:58,463 --> 00:09:59,294 What's wrong? 93 00:09:59,506 --> 00:10:01,297 Hear that? It's a donk. 94 00:10:02,718 --> 00:10:04,212 What kind of a donk? 95 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,638 A medium sized slightly unhealthy donk. 96 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,302 A donk. 97 00:10:12,855 --> 00:10:15,014 When did it all start to go wrong? 98 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:18,560 Was it in the M.G.? Our first bust-up? 99 00:10:18,944 --> 00:10:21,020 I thought we were happy in the M.G. 100 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:23,066 I also thought so. 101 00:10:23,908 --> 00:10:26,316 This is what I call independence, don't you? 102 00:10:26,619 --> 00:10:29,822 I can still hear that donk. Hear it? 103 00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:34,077 It's in the engine. 104 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:36,289 Right. 105 00:10:50,938 --> 00:10:55,066 It's the first afternoon I've spent in natural light in over a year. 106 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,766 By the time I get home from work, it's pitch black. 107 00:10:57,987 --> 00:11:00,063 Originally, you said you liked basements. 108 00:11:00,281 --> 00:11:02,108 I liked basements. 109 00:11:02,325 --> 00:11:04,946 I think we were lucky to get the place. 110 00:11:05,161 --> 00:11:07,533 I think we were lucky to get the place. 111 00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:10,119 I think one day we'll be lucky to get out of it. 112 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,919 If you want to live in a suburban shoebox like your parents, 113 00:11:14,129 --> 00:11:15,541 you married the wrong man. 114 00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:19,292 I don't want to live in a suburban shoebox, 115 00:11:21,763 --> 00:11:23,802 and I married the wrong man. 116 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,892 Do you want a divorce? 117 00:11:30,522 --> 00:11:33,939 Why do we keep on with this farce? Is it worth it? 118 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:35,766 No, it isn't. 119 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,819 It was your idea. You wanted it. 120 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,525 And I got it. 121 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,661 Yes, it is worth it, sometimes. 122 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,202 Only not now. 123 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:52,076 I don't know what you saw in me in the first place. 124 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,505 I can't really remember. 125 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:58,423 You had hair in those days, of course. 126 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:06,557 I don't think we had any real bust-up in the M.G. 127 00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:13,610 If you really want big houses, fast cars, running servants... 128 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:14,815 Who wants that? 129 00:12:15,029 --> 00:12:17,484 I know what you want. You want big houses, fast cars. 130 00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:19,526 You're right. There is a donk. 131 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:21,733 I thought there was. 132 00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:25,869 Right there. There's something loose, I'm sure. 133 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,957 If there is, you loosened it. 134 00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:31,251 Try and keep out of the lower gears. 135 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:34,500 You try keeping out of the lower gears. 136 00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:39,594 You're mad! Let me get to the... 137 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,301 See? No donk if you're careful. 138 00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:58,450 Shut up. 139 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,916 I hate this. 140 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,830 I can't see... 141 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:12,257 I've got oil in my eye now. 142 00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:15,878 I could quite happily... 143 00:13:16,221 --> 00:13:17,964 How is it down there? 144 00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:19,675 Pitch black. 145 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,466 This exhaust pipe is so rusty I could... 146 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,231 If I could just see. 147 00:13:26,441 --> 00:13:28,932 Difficult doing things in the dark, isn't it? 148 00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:31,477 We can not afford a new flat. 149 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:34,697 On our present budget we can't afford a new exhaust pipe. 150 00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:39,284 You ought to try avoiding the lower gears, you know? 151 00:13:39,955 --> 00:13:42,872 Why don't you put a very British sock in it? 152 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,206 Why don't you put a boiled egg in it? 153 00:13:53,552 --> 00:13:54,548 That's fixed it. 154 00:13:54,762 --> 00:13:56,422 You mean, that's fixed it? 155 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,634 Or that's fixed it? 156 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:00,975 Ask me in an hour's time. 157 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:03,808 You should've bought a tractor instead of an M.G. 158 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:07,393 I'll never forget you sitting in the back of that tractor. 159 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,730 I had never spoken to you and I thought you looked insufferable. 160 00:14:10,947 --> 00:14:12,940 The girls were potty about you 161 00:14:13,157 --> 00:14:15,993 and so heavens knows, were you. 162 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:27,704 - What are we going to do? - We have to get there in time. 163 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:32,713 - Wait! - Help us. 164 00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:41,969 Oh, lovely mee ha, 165 00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:23,524 You're improving, Pat. 166 00:15:24,610 --> 00:15:26,568 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 167 00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:29,189 Oh, everything. 168 00:15:29,407 --> 00:15:32,325 - Travelling doesn't agree with me. - I hope it isn't measles. 169 00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,828 I've had measles, clever. 170 00:15:36,332 --> 00:15:37,993 It must be something else. 171 00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:42,038 Oh, no! 172 00:15:43,674 --> 00:15:46,543 Chickenpox. No question. 173 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,301 That's messed everything up. 174 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,087 Messed what up? What are you on exactly? 175 00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:55,597 We're supposed to be going on holiday together 176 00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:59,263 and then to the Music Festival in Menton, middle of the month. 177 00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:02,893 - I don't know what to do now. - Nor do I. 178 00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:07,865 Oh, no... 179 00:16:11,788 --> 00:16:13,531 And then there were four. 180 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,159 Only one thing to do, I suppose. 181 00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:19,827 Let's see who's left in the morning. 182 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,251 Good plan. 183 00:16:32,016 --> 00:16:34,591 Well, well, well... 184 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,135 How are you this morning? 185 00:16:36,355 --> 00:16:39,642 I'm very well, how are you? 186 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,438 Very well indeed. 187 00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:45,649 And the others? 188 00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:48,867 I'm afraid its been a night full of casualties. 189 00:16:51,164 --> 00:16:53,239 I am sorry. 190 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:58,752 We could leave them the minibus and press on, does that appeal to you? 191 00:16:59,005 --> 00:17:01,330 How can you be so callous? 192 00:17:04,177 --> 00:17:06,003 When do we leave? 193 00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:07,549 Whenever you're ready. 194 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:09,971 Joanna! I thought you'd gone to the doctor's. 195 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:12,011 I drove the others. Nothing wrong with me. 196 00:17:12,228 --> 00:17:13,806 Are you positive? 197 00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:16,479 That feeling can be very deceptive. 198 00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:19,609 I've had chickenpox when I was twelve. 199 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:23,022 We're not taking the bus. We're leaving it for the others. 200 00:17:23,239 --> 00:17:24,485 We'd thought we'd hitch hike. 201 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,152 I love hitch hiking. I won't be in the way, will I? 202 00:17:28,371 --> 00:17:30,162 Whatever gave you that idea? 203 00:17:30,372 --> 00:17:33,623 Where do you think we'll get to by tonight? There? 204 00:17:37,171 --> 00:17:37,835 There. 205 00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:39,838 We can do better than that. Can't we Jacqueline? 206 00:17:40,049 --> 00:17:41,460 Can we, Jacqueline? 207 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,177 Jackie? 208 00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:05,572 Lambs. 209 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,699 I guessed. 210 00:18:06,912 --> 00:18:08,904 Aren't they sweet? 211 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:15,379 Isn't it a shame about Jackie? 212 00:18:15,589 --> 00:18:16,869 Isn't it. 213 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:20,791 You'd have preferred if I'd been the one who got the chickenpox. 214 00:18:23,472 --> 00:18:25,215 You don't have to stay with me, you know. 215 00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:27,675 Listen, sweetheart, let's get this straight. 216 00:18:27,894 --> 00:18:30,847 I've absolutely no intention of staying with you. 217 00:18:31,063 --> 00:18:34,349 I don't know what your plans are, but I have a schedule. 218 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,102 I am not on holiday. 219 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:37,936 I understand. 220 00:18:38,154 --> 00:18:41,738 I'm here for the buildings. Anything else is by the way. 221 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,699 I haven't a minute to waste. My time is organised. 222 00:18:45,912 --> 00:18:47,194 You're on a schedule. 223 00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,455 But a tight schedule. 224 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:53,002 Mark, did you pick up your passport this morning? 225 00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:15,987 Mark. Mark. 226 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:28,199 If there's one thing I despise, it's an indispensable woman. 227 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,173 Nobody knows the names of the men who made it. 228 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:52,558 To make something so beautiful and not smash your name all over it. 229 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:54,528 Would you want to? 230 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:58,200 All you hear about nowadays is people making names. 231 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,232 Not things. 232 00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:10,252 Sorry, did you want me to take your picture? 233 00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:11,377 No, no. 234 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,163 This is a three dimensional camera. 235 00:20:14,801 --> 00:20:17,589 It's meant for photographing three dimensional subjects. 236 00:20:17,846 --> 00:20:20,254 I'm three dimensional as a matter of fact. 237 00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,598 It's basically for buildings. 238 00:20:23,227 --> 00:20:25,055 I'm not a building. 239 00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,740 We won't have to waste a minute stopping for lunch. 240 00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:43,993 The trouble with women is, they try to label you. 241 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:46,118 Put you in a pigeon hole. 242 00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:48,796 What they don't realise is 243 00:20:50,632 --> 00:20:53,668 that only a pigeon fits in a pigeon hole. 244 00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,595 Marriage is all they ever think about 245 00:20:56,806 --> 00:20:59,926 and I'm not going to get married for at least 40 years. 246 00:21:06,108 --> 00:21:07,816 Not that I have anything against sex. 247 00:21:08,026 --> 00:21:11,478 It's contracts I don't like. Promises of long service and good conduct. 248 00:21:11,697 --> 00:21:13,072 Are you a virgin? 249 00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:14,949 I thought you were. I can always tell. 250 00:21:15,826 --> 00:21:17,071 Congratulations. 251 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:19,575 I was two years at the University of Chicago. 252 00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:22,363 Studying virgin detection? 253 00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:26,212 Only at night school. Architecture during the day. 254 00:21:26,754 --> 00:21:28,879 I always thought American women would be different. 255 00:21:29,092 --> 00:21:33,255 I thought they'd didn't have inhibitions and it was free love. 256 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:34,296 No? 257 00:21:34,514 --> 00:21:35,889 But, no. 258 00:21:36,099 --> 00:21:38,672 The nice American girl may play it cool and modern, 259 00:21:38,893 --> 00:21:42,013 but what she wants is what her grandmother wanted. 260 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:46,439 Your head stuffed and hung on the living room wall. 261 00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:52,271 If you don't want it that way, you can take yourself elsewhere, 262 00:21:52,866 --> 00:21:54,575 speaking quite generally, of course. 263 00:21:54,785 --> 00:21:56,066 Of course. 264 00:21:56,370 --> 00:21:57,912 Who was she? 265 00:21:59,791 --> 00:22:01,120 What do you mean? 266 00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:05,088 Her name was Cathy Seligman, if you must know. 267 00:22:05,297 --> 00:22:08,714 She was selfish, grasping, Philistine, 268 00:22:08,925 --> 00:22:11,464 materialistic, stubborn, opinionated. 269 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,257 I was crazy about her. 270 00:22:13,473 --> 00:22:15,050 Lucky for you, you'll never meet her. 271 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:19,679 She's now Mrs. Howard Manchester. 272 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,853 I always knew you two had to meet. 273 00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:24,689 "There's only one drawback," Howard said. 274 00:22:24,901 --> 00:22:27,024 "We'll have to go to Greece. " 275 00:22:27,571 --> 00:22:29,362 - Remember saying that, Howie? - Yes. 276 00:22:29,573 --> 00:22:33,275 "Drawback," Of course I absolutely flipped. 277 00:22:34,287 --> 00:22:35,865 Howie, come off it. 278 00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:41,034 After landing in London, first thing was to get in touch with you. 279 00:22:41,253 --> 00:22:44,918 I never thought you newlyweds would want to travel with us ancients. 280 00:22:45,341 --> 00:22:47,879 We don't care who we travel with frankly. 281 00:22:48,094 --> 00:22:50,252 Hey, tell me something. 282 00:22:51,472 --> 00:22:53,964 Mommy, do snakes have nipples? 283 00:22:54,183 --> 00:22:56,935 No they don't, Ruthie. Do they, Howie? 284 00:22:58,187 --> 00:22:59,765 No, they don't. 285 00:23:00,273 --> 00:23:02,349 She's hooked on nature. 286 00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:05,523 It's wonderful you two were free to come with us. 287 00:23:05,738 --> 00:23:09,653 I know we're all going to be terrific friends. 288 00:23:10,535 --> 00:23:13,950 Joanna, you know Mark used to be my favourite beau. 289 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:15,444 Second favourite. 290 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,251 Favourite. 291 00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:22,410 That was before you came on the scenario, Howie. 292 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:24,256 Of course. 293 00:23:25,216 --> 00:23:28,668 - Well, why don't they? - Why don't who what? 294 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:31,214 Snakes have nipples. 295 00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:35,136 Because they lay eggs. 296 00:23:37,272 --> 00:23:40,476 Cathy, did you remember to pack the anti-snake serum? 297 00:23:40,985 --> 00:23:42,064 Good. 298 00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:44,686 Mark, do you remember David Lewinson? 299 00:23:45,322 --> 00:23:46,318 No, David? 300 00:23:46,532 --> 00:23:48,074 It was Woody Lewinson. 301 00:23:48,284 --> 00:23:51,238 He's become a fine physician in New York city 302 00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:54,618 and he gave Howie a course on how to treat snake bites. 303 00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:58,166 How to inject the serum subcutaneously and all that. 304 00:23:58,378 --> 00:24:01,582 - We've invested over 50 dollars. - 60. 305 00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:04,372 60 dollars in anti-snake equipment. 306 00:24:04,884 --> 00:24:07,755 I sure hope somebody gets bitten by a snake. 307 00:24:11,142 --> 00:24:15,556 Well, that's my 100 exactly. Let me see. 308 00:24:17,733 --> 00:24:19,642 Mark, it's you to drive. 309 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:22,896 We change places and that's all there is to it. 310 00:24:38,963 --> 00:24:40,375 I'm hungry. 311 00:24:40,924 --> 00:24:43,677 I think Howard's wonderful the way he organises everything. 312 00:24:43,887 --> 00:24:46,923 He's not an efficiency consultant for nothing. 313 00:24:47,390 --> 00:24:49,882 If he were, he wouldn't be married to you. 314 00:24:50,602 --> 00:24:52,512 I'm hungry. 315 00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:54,603 Hand me that guide book, sugar. 316 00:24:55,482 --> 00:24:56,478 Thanks. 317 00:24:56,692 --> 00:24:58,648 I want to eat something now. 318 00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:02,395 If you want to ruin your lunch, Ruthie, you can. 319 00:25:03,825 --> 00:25:07,193 We believe in leaving things for her own free decision. 320 00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:09,906 Does that key make the car go? 321 00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:13,364 Sort of. 322 00:25:15,129 --> 00:25:17,003 Ruthie, that hurt Mommy. 323 00:25:17,214 --> 00:25:19,207 Did you see what she did? She pinched me. 324 00:25:19,592 --> 00:25:24,550 She probably thinks you're excluding her. She needs reassuring. 325 00:25:24,847 --> 00:25:27,635 If she does it again, I'm going to need hospitalisation. 326 00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,759 We're covered. 327 00:25:32,981 --> 00:25:35,058 Have you ever been in analysis? 328 00:25:35,276 --> 00:25:36,473 No. 329 00:25:37,152 --> 00:25:39,228 It can be very worthwhile. 330 00:25:40,823 --> 00:25:42,780 Shall I tell you a story, Ruthie? 331 00:25:43,992 --> 00:25:45,404 Joanna, thank you. 332 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,660 There we are, love. 333 00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:49,498 Come on, Ruthie. 334 00:25:50,417 --> 00:25:53,584 Quite like old times, Mr. Wallace. 335 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:06,892 I see what you mean about rearranging the luggage. 336 00:26:07,101 --> 00:26:08,382 I thought you might, Howie. 337 00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:10,145 That's a real sun. 338 00:26:10,355 --> 00:26:12,680 We're getting way down south, honah. 339 00:26:12,899 --> 00:26:16,482 Mummy, I'm hungry. I want to eat something now. 340 00:26:17,321 --> 00:26:19,314 I don't want anything to eat. 341 00:26:22,202 --> 00:26:24,954 I think she's going to be late fixating. 342 00:26:26,831 --> 00:26:29,453 She felt we hurried her. Why don't we all relax? 343 00:26:29,668 --> 00:26:32,918 Marcus, I've been meaning to say about expenses. 344 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:35,538 I think I've come up with a formula. 345 00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:37,171 Ruthie. 346 00:26:39,345 --> 00:26:42,928 If you're agreeable, we'll call Ruthie a half, 347 00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:47,643 in which event we can divide everything into nine parts 348 00:26:47,979 --> 00:26:51,432 and split them in the ratio of five to four. 349 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,821 I think that's the final breakdown on this morning's expenses. 350 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,194 If you'd care to check it. 351 00:26:58,491 --> 00:26:59,772 I believe you. 352 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,364 Shall we go? 353 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,700 You don't like my house, do you? 354 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:10,120 It's very handsome. Market at 25000, I like it a lot. 355 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,208 It's beautiful, Ruthiebelle. Come on, sweetheart. 356 00:27:13,591 --> 00:27:15,298 I want to take my house with me. 357 00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,301 She's feeling insecure. Only natural. 358 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:18,756 Come on, sweetness. 359 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,011 I want to take my house with me! 360 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,722 I want it! 361 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:30,601 Ruthie, this time I have to say no, and I mean no. 362 00:27:36,658 --> 00:27:41,320 It's very reassuring at times to retain a flexibility of attitude. 363 00:27:42,581 --> 00:27:46,364 He has a tremendously mature quality, that's what I love about him. 364 00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:48,792 He has a quiet assurance. 365 00:27:50,673 --> 00:27:52,582 Don't you think he has a quiet assurance? 366 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,915 Very quiet assurance. 367 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:56,553 He's the husband type. 368 00:27:57,222 --> 00:27:59,973 You were always the lover type. I guess you still are. 369 00:28:00,183 --> 00:28:02,935 I've been married to Joanna for nearly two years. 370 00:28:03,228 --> 00:28:06,597 But your relationship is volatile. Anyone can see that. 371 00:28:07,316 --> 00:28:10,353 Joanna, I don't want you to feel badly about what happened. 372 00:28:10,570 --> 00:28:11,980 It doesn't matter. 373 00:28:12,196 --> 00:28:16,574 I think it does matter. You resent Ruthie, don't you? 374 00:28:16,826 --> 00:28:17,989 A little spilt wine... 375 00:28:18,202 --> 00:28:19,234 You misunderstand me. 376 00:28:19,454 --> 00:28:23,119 You resent her because you want to have a child. 377 00:28:28,297 --> 00:28:31,417 We're 17 minutes behind schedule. 378 00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:36,052 Mark, you have 53 Km. Still to go. 379 00:28:36,265 --> 00:28:37,593 It's hot. 380 00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:42,765 Sweetheart, we should've left the car under the sun-shelter. 381 00:28:42,979 --> 00:28:45,352 Let's move it, Marcus. 382 00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:51,900 - Mummy. - What is it, candy face? 383 00:28:52,114 --> 00:28:53,905 I'm hungry. 384 00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,533 Very funny, but I happen to have a schedule. 385 00:29:06,005 --> 00:29:09,208 The trouble is there's two of us. That's the whole trouble. 386 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:15,553 If I ever have a car, I'll never pass a single hitchhiker. 387 00:29:25,025 --> 00:29:27,065 Must we dice with death? 388 00:29:31,615 --> 00:29:35,068 Since when has this car only got two speeds? 389 00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:36,746 I'll tell you what, you drive. 390 00:29:36,955 --> 00:29:38,865 I'll tell you what, I'll walk. 391 00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:40,833 Okay, walk. 392 00:29:42,044 --> 00:29:43,455 Don't be silly. 393 00:29:46,925 --> 00:29:49,380 You'd be better off on your own, wouldn't you? 394 00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:51,880 Not again. Joanna! 395 00:29:52,097 --> 00:29:55,098 You want to get on, I know. Maurice is waiting. 396 00:29:55,308 --> 00:29:56,553 Let him wait. 397 00:29:56,768 --> 00:29:59,223 He's got you on a line. All he has to do is reel you in... 398 00:29:59,437 --> 00:30:00,932 Will you shut the hell up about Maurice? 399 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,732 You know where we'd be without him? 400 00:30:02,941 --> 00:30:04,104 Happy. 401 00:30:04,443 --> 00:30:05,274 Broke and happy. 402 00:30:05,487 --> 00:30:07,609 You want to live in the cellar again? You hated it. 403 00:30:07,822 --> 00:30:08,688 I loved it. 404 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,449 You hated it. 405 00:30:10,992 --> 00:30:12,452 I hated it. 406 00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:15,408 I hate being at other people's beck and call. 407 00:30:15,623 --> 00:30:18,658 As soon as someone beck's or calls, I resent it. 408 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:20,994 Okay, you run the show, you handle it. 409 00:30:21,212 --> 00:30:24,627 You worry about the house, the flat, nanny, Mrs. Rathbone... 410 00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,834 I don't want any of them! 411 00:30:27,051 --> 00:30:30,005 Do I? Am I the one who wants enamel sports watches? 412 00:30:32,224 --> 00:30:34,762 Take your watch. I don't want anything. 413 00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:38,643 Why is it when you give a woman what she wants she gets bloody minded? 414 00:30:38,856 --> 00:30:41,810 You don't give me what I want. You give me what you want. 415 00:30:43,862 --> 00:30:45,854 Joanna, your watch. 416 00:30:47,031 --> 00:30:48,823 Joanna, I love you. 417 00:31:06,010 --> 00:31:08,548 Come on. Maurice is waiting. 418 00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,594 Bitch. 419 00:31:12,351 --> 00:31:15,221 Listen, we're not going to make it together see. 420 00:31:15,562 --> 00:31:18,433 We don't get the breaks, so this is the kiss-off. 421 00:31:18,691 --> 00:31:20,933 You take the high road. I'll take the low road. 422 00:31:21,152 --> 00:31:23,903 We'll see who gets in where before who. 423 00:31:24,656 --> 00:31:28,440 If we meet again great. If not happy holidays. 424 00:31:29,161 --> 00:31:30,952 No hard feelings, but... 425 00:31:31,163 --> 00:31:32,029 You've a schedule. 426 00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:33,445 Right. 427 00:32:26,139 --> 00:32:29,057 What happened to your slick friend in the Alfa Romeo? 428 00:32:29,267 --> 00:32:31,675 I told him I was in love with you so he put me down. 429 00:32:43,532 --> 00:32:45,075 I warn you... 430 00:32:45,953 --> 00:32:47,116 Don't. 431 00:33:05,432 --> 00:33:07,508 How about a cup of coffee? 432 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,047 "Vous avez un chambre?" 433 00:33:37,258 --> 00:33:38,539 "Oui, Monsieur. " 434 00:33:58,115 --> 00:34:01,449 What kind of people sit like that without saying anything? 435 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,822 Married people. 436 00:34:16,842 --> 00:34:19,334 This is definitely against my principles. 437 00:34:20,513 --> 00:34:23,931 Good, I wouldn't like to think it happened all the time. 438 00:34:24,519 --> 00:34:28,848 I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels. 439 00:34:32,193 --> 00:34:33,391 You didn't? 440 00:34:34,362 --> 00:34:37,529 Why do you think I brought a sleeping bag for? 441 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,948 I hadn't thought about it. 442 00:34:50,921 --> 00:34:52,084 Who are you? 443 00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:54,208 Some girl. 444 00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:07,772 Sleep well? 445 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:10,936 I think that room was over the plate smashing annex. 446 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:14,233 My days for roughing it are over. 447 00:35:14,489 --> 00:35:17,905 Next time get Maurice to reserve us a room, if you can't remember. 448 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:19,778 Preferably with a carpet 449 00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:23,744 and something else in the hot tap besides... 450 00:35:33,009 --> 00:35:35,003 All right, now when we're ready, 451 00:35:35,513 --> 00:35:40,009 it's Joanna in the hot seat and Catherine the co-driver, 452 00:35:40,226 --> 00:35:41,388 okay? 453 00:35:43,813 --> 00:35:47,063 We've got three weeks to go, so make the best of it. 454 00:35:47,525 --> 00:35:49,684 Believe it or not, I'm making the best of it. 455 00:35:49,902 --> 00:35:51,148 You wanted to come. 456 00:35:51,362 --> 00:35:52,608 Okay? 457 00:35:53,823 --> 00:35:57,240 Mummy, I don't want Joanna to look at me. 458 00:35:57,828 --> 00:35:59,702 Ruthie, don't be silly. 459 00:36:01,124 --> 00:36:03,496 Joanna, may I say something? 460 00:36:03,752 --> 00:36:06,789 This may sound absolutely ridiculous to you. 461 00:36:07,005 --> 00:36:10,754 I know you love Ruthie, but she doesn't realise it. 462 00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:13,007 You're not getting through to her. 463 00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:16,633 She's gotten the idea you're hostile to her. 464 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,260 May I make a suggestion? 465 00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:23,185 Why don't you woo her a little bit? 466 00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:25,228 Woo her? 467 00:36:25,441 --> 00:36:27,517 That's right, woo her. 468 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:31,646 Okay, let's get this show on the road. 469 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:34,617 Ruthie, honey. Come on. 470 00:36:43,587 --> 00:36:47,121 It has running hot and cold, bath, 471 00:36:47,883 --> 00:36:50,718 free garage, telephone... 472 00:36:51,094 --> 00:36:55,840 and transistor radios aren't allowed in the dining room. 473 00:36:56,517 --> 00:36:58,758 It sounds minimal, but I'll buy it. 474 00:36:58,978 --> 00:37:00,887 I don't want to go to a hotel. 475 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,518 Our own little home for the night. Of course you do. 476 00:37:04,735 --> 00:37:06,811 I don't. I don't. 477 00:37:16,539 --> 00:37:18,995 Ruthie, may I have the keys back, please? 478 00:37:19,208 --> 00:37:20,372 No. 479 00:37:22,086 --> 00:37:25,171 Okay, we'll just have to stay here all night. 480 00:37:26,132 --> 00:37:28,375 - Is that what you want? - Yes. 481 00:37:31,805 --> 00:37:33,928 - With nothing to eat? - I'm not hungry. 482 00:37:34,141 --> 00:37:36,467 - She had a little snack... - Cathy, please. 483 00:37:42,234 --> 00:37:43,644 Ruthie, give me that key! 484 00:37:54,163 --> 00:37:55,990 Don't you have a spare? 485 00:37:57,625 --> 00:38:00,709 If I use the spare, we don't have a spare. 486 00:38:03,172 --> 00:38:05,379 Mummy, I'm so tired. 487 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,010 Do you still want a child? 488 00:38:10,974 --> 00:38:12,765 I still want a child. 489 00:38:12,976 --> 00:38:15,549 I just don't want that child. 490 00:38:16,354 --> 00:38:18,928 We agreed before we were married 491 00:38:19,149 --> 00:38:22,150 we weren't going to have any children. 492 00:38:22,819 --> 00:38:25,690 And before we were married, we didn't. 493 00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:34,410 Ruthie, that was a funny thing you did with the key. 494 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,202 Fast thinking. 495 00:38:39,546 --> 00:38:41,420 - Did you see where it landed? - Yes. 496 00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:47,760 - Good girl. Where? - I'm not going to tell you. 497 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,973 - Tell him at once! - There. 498 00:38:59,109 --> 00:39:00,140 I wooed her. 499 00:39:07,409 --> 00:39:09,366 Your time's up, buddy. 500 00:39:18,631 --> 00:39:20,172 Breakfast is served. 501 00:39:26,389 --> 00:39:28,262 That's a good cup of tea. 502 00:39:28,474 --> 00:39:29,933 It's coffee. 503 00:39:30,351 --> 00:39:32,558 I knew it was a good cup of something. 504 00:39:33,896 --> 00:39:35,640 Okay, start her up. 505 00:39:45,409 --> 00:39:46,608 Let's go. 506 00:39:50,790 --> 00:39:52,451 Plenty of revs. 507 00:40:03,304 --> 00:40:03,920 We stalled. 508 00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:05,336 You stalled. 509 00:40:05,556 --> 00:40:06,172 You drive. 510 00:40:06,390 --> 00:40:07,304 No. 511 00:40:07,516 --> 00:40:09,059 I don't want to drive. 512 00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:38,922 You stalled. 513 00:40:57,196 --> 00:40:58,311 Done it. 514 00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:49,076 That should hold it for a while. 515 00:41:53,758 --> 00:41:55,667 Someone is having a bonfire. 516 00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:57,635 I love bonfires. 517 00:41:57,846 --> 00:42:00,633 One day we'll have a big garden and grow lots of bonfires. 518 00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:05,931 Wood smoke I like best. Hickory, for instance. 519 00:42:06,146 --> 00:42:07,474 Have you ever smelt it? 520 00:42:07,689 --> 00:42:08,804 Never. 521 00:42:09,024 --> 00:42:11,064 I'll have to take you to the States. 522 00:42:11,276 --> 00:42:14,064 I could also get Cathy to send us a few cans. 523 00:42:14,405 --> 00:42:15,947 They really can it now. She could... 524 00:42:16,156 --> 00:42:17,734 She could bring it on her next trip. 525 00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:19,742 Do I detect a note of welcome? 526 00:42:19,952 --> 00:42:22,657 You can't expect her not to come and see your baby. 527 00:42:22,872 --> 00:42:26,206 No. You're not...? 528 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:33,877 This, I suppose, is my holiday surprise? 529 00:42:34,177 --> 00:42:37,012 I don't suppose it was much of a surprise. 530 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:41,598 You really have to have everything you want, don't you? 531 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:45,598 Don't we have to celebrate? What we got to drink? 532 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,387 Here we are. 533 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,938 We're getting further south. 534 00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:57,239 It's certainly getting warmer. 535 00:43:01,498 --> 00:43:03,823 Why don't they overtake us if they want to? 536 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,204 Mark, fire! 537 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:07,666 Where? 538 00:43:08,005 --> 00:43:09,832 Here, us. We're on fire. 539 00:43:19,726 --> 00:43:21,553 I can't see. 540 00:43:34,325 --> 00:43:35,524 Water! 541 00:43:36,077 --> 00:43:36,658 But where? 542 00:43:36,870 --> 00:43:38,198 Find some! 543 00:43:38,413 --> 00:43:40,406 Here, yes, here. 544 00:43:42,209 --> 00:43:44,036 It likes water. 545 00:43:44,795 --> 00:43:45,459 Stand back! 546 00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:46,287 What about you? 547 00:43:46,505 --> 00:43:48,628 I'm going to stand back. Think I'm crazy. 548 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,842 I have telephoned the fire brigade. 549 00:44:28,926 --> 00:44:30,634 "Passeport, s'il vous plait. " 550 00:44:45,861 --> 00:44:48,020 For heaven's sake, park the car in the shade. 551 00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,359 I don't want to come out after lunch to a red hot car. 552 00:44:53,661 --> 00:44:56,118 What does "réservé à la direction" mean? 553 00:44:56,706 --> 00:44:58,533 Reserved for management. 554 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,624 Hell, we're the customers. 555 00:45:01,044 --> 00:45:02,206 Daddy. 556 00:45:04,965 --> 00:45:07,422 Why do you think Red China is a bitch? 557 00:45:09,888 --> 00:45:11,797 We can't stay here, Howie. 558 00:45:12,724 --> 00:45:15,845 I meant that Red China was a very difficult problem. 559 00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:18,896 All right, Cathy. I'm moving. 560 00:45:22,985 --> 00:45:25,191 Over there, Howie, is perfect. 561 00:45:25,404 --> 00:45:26,899 I saw them. 562 00:45:38,709 --> 00:45:40,205 Daddy. 563 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,758 - Yes, Ruthie. - Did you do that on purpose? 564 00:45:49,139 --> 00:45:52,175 No, Ruthie, I didn't. I did not. 565 00:45:52,392 --> 00:45:54,100 No, Ruthie, no. 566 00:46:03,654 --> 00:46:04,899 Do you love me? 567 00:46:06,658 --> 00:46:07,855 Do you? 568 00:46:08,868 --> 00:46:10,860 Confessions extracted under torture don't count. 569 00:46:11,078 --> 00:46:12,953 Do you? 570 00:46:13,165 --> 00:46:14,708 Yes! 571 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,536 Okay. 572 00:46:17,962 --> 00:46:20,002 You're going to get us slung out of here. 573 00:46:20,965 --> 00:46:22,958 Actually it's not a bad idea. 574 00:46:23,718 --> 00:46:25,877 It's going to ruin us anyway. 575 00:46:30,266 --> 00:46:33,303 This is heaven. I could eat a horse. 576 00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,521 I hate to tell you this, but we've just gone on a diet. 577 00:46:36,732 --> 00:46:37,681 But we haven't had lunch. 578 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:41,149 At these prices we can't afford to eat here. 579 00:46:42,446 --> 00:46:43,645 No. 580 00:46:44,699 --> 00:46:45,648 I'm starving. 581 00:46:45,868 --> 00:46:48,655 You'll have to practice a little self-restraint. 582 00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:56,576 I'm not hungry. You are not hungry. 583 00:46:56,796 --> 00:46:59,369 We are not hungry. 584 00:47:00,258 --> 00:47:03,010 I am hungry. You are not hungry. 585 00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:07,846 Women in advanced state of pregnancy, should be careful about over eating. 586 00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,928 Advanced? I've got eight months to go. 587 00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:13,519 There must be a food shop in the village. 588 00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:16,768 I'm too worried about you to eat anything myself. 589 00:47:17,444 --> 00:47:21,275 I'll slip down to the chemist and get you some, guess? 590 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:24,528 Hamburgers? 591 00:47:24,743 --> 00:47:26,154 Pills. 592 00:47:26,369 --> 00:47:29,204 That's right. Pills. 593 00:47:29,414 --> 00:47:33,163 Hamburger pills. Large hamburger pills. 594 00:47:33,878 --> 00:47:35,787 Don't let them see you bringing it in. 595 00:47:43,554 --> 00:47:45,263 What about food? 596 00:47:45,598 --> 00:47:46,713 What about food? 597 00:47:46,933 --> 00:47:49,888 We have to eat. Let's go to the Domaine St. Just, why not? 598 00:47:50,646 --> 00:47:51,726 I'm not dressed. 599 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:54,513 The last time we went there I was dressed in soot 600 00:47:54,733 --> 00:47:56,561 and you were wearing a blanket. 601 00:47:57,737 --> 00:47:59,362 I can change, if you want me to. 602 00:47:59,573 --> 00:48:01,399 Change. I want you to. 603 00:48:16,132 --> 00:48:17,756 I'm still not done up. 604 00:48:21,638 --> 00:48:22,421 "Bonsoir, Madame. " 605 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,837 "Bonsoir, Monsieur. " 606 00:48:26,476 --> 00:48:28,718 "- Bon appetit. - Merci Madame. " 607 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,921 A lousy cop plugged me, sweetheart. 608 00:49:18,199 --> 00:49:20,655 Pills! Hamburger pills! 609 00:49:34,467 --> 00:49:38,548 What people go to a restaurant and don't talk to each other? 610 00:49:39,848 --> 00:49:41,342 Married people. 611 00:50:05,606 --> 00:50:09,023 You're the only woman I know who shares her bed with a sardine. 612 00:50:09,236 --> 00:50:12,571 I don't care what kind of sardine you are, I like you. 613 00:50:14,785 --> 00:50:16,579 Will you hate me when I'm bow-fronted? 614 00:50:16,788 --> 00:50:18,200 Undoubtedly. 615 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:19,824 Will you be unfaithful to me? 616 00:50:20,044 --> 00:50:20,874 Blatantly. 617 00:50:21,087 --> 00:50:21,917 No! 618 00:50:22,130 --> 00:50:23,162 You promised I could. 619 00:50:23,382 --> 00:50:26,170 You promised you wouldn't. When we got married. 620 00:50:28,473 --> 00:50:30,929 Would you mind undoing what you did? 621 00:50:39,406 --> 00:50:40,736 Thanks. 622 00:50:41,284 --> 00:50:42,862 You're welcome. 623 00:50:43,872 --> 00:50:45,948 Aren't you coming to bed? 624 00:50:46,959 --> 00:50:48,040 Tired? 625 00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:49,285 No. 626 00:50:51,843 --> 00:50:52,671 I won't be long. 627 00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:55,887 Shall I call your secretary to make an appointment? 628 00:50:57,475 --> 00:50:59,967 When did you start being as snide as this? 629 00:51:02,817 --> 00:51:05,144 After we got married, didn't I? 630 00:51:06,072 --> 00:51:07,270 Did we get married? 631 00:51:07,490 --> 00:51:08,689 Yep. 632 00:51:09,285 --> 00:51:13,285 Remember? When sex stopped being fun. 633 00:51:13,624 --> 00:51:16,543 Yeah, and started being official. 634 00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:20,051 Yeah, I remember. 635 00:51:33,905 --> 00:51:37,192 I think that lovely lake breeds lovely mosquitoes. 636 00:51:37,410 --> 00:51:38,821 I'll close the window. 637 00:51:39,037 --> 00:51:40,617 We'll suffocate. 638 00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:04,481 We'll have to pretend they don't exist. 639 00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:07,028 All right. Good night. 640 00:52:07,248 --> 00:52:08,826 Good night, little mother. 641 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:12,284 Mark... 642 00:52:13,715 --> 00:52:15,259 They do exist. 643 00:52:15,469 --> 00:52:17,343 No, they don't. 644 00:52:19,348 --> 00:52:20,511 They do. 645 00:52:22,144 --> 00:52:23,640 I have an idea. 646 00:52:24,982 --> 00:52:26,476 Sleep well? 647 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:28,776 Very well. I had a dreamy dream. 648 00:52:29,196 --> 00:52:30,905 Tell me the worst. 649 00:52:31,492 --> 00:52:35,361 I dreamt you built us a beautiful Wallace designed house. 650 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,702 And I built us a beautiful Wallace designed triplets. 651 00:52:41,089 --> 00:52:43,962 All we need right now is a population explosion. 652 00:52:48,935 --> 00:52:50,216 "Entrez. " 653 00:52:56,071 --> 00:52:58,397 You did not need the mosquito net? 654 00:53:06,043 --> 00:53:07,872 We managed without. 655 00:53:14,891 --> 00:53:16,054 No breakfast? 656 00:53:17,979 --> 00:53:19,772 Religious reasons. 657 00:53:24,488 --> 00:53:27,574 We've got to get out. This self-denial's killing me. 658 00:53:29,704 --> 00:53:33,075 I'm sorry you weren't able to sample our restaurant last night. 659 00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,501 So are we. It was religious reasons. 660 00:53:35,797 --> 00:53:40,093 Particularly when we have to charge you an all inclusive price. 661 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,004 I beg your pardon? 662 00:53:41,222 --> 00:53:45,268 High season, our price includes dinner and breakfast always. 663 00:53:45,478 --> 00:53:46,723 Always. 664 00:53:50,946 --> 00:53:52,190 Thank you. 665 00:53:52,572 --> 00:53:55,445 I think the Inspector is waiting for you outside. 666 00:53:55,661 --> 00:53:56,740 Inspector? 667 00:53:56,954 --> 00:54:00,159 Concerning the expenses for the fire brigade. 668 00:54:01,711 --> 00:54:03,670 We'll see you again, I hope. 669 00:54:03,882 --> 00:54:05,080 "Merci. " 670 00:54:05,425 --> 00:54:07,751 What's the French for, "Inspector, I don't believe you 671 00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:09,714 and you're not going to get a penny"? 672 00:54:09,931 --> 00:54:11,130 "Oui, Monsieur". 673 00:54:11,434 --> 00:54:12,430 "Oui, Monsieur". 674 00:54:12,644 --> 00:54:13,924 "Plus 30000 francs. " 675 00:54:14,145 --> 00:54:15,095 "Oui, Monsieur". 676 00:54:15,314 --> 00:54:18,901 "Et 5000 plus 2500, plus 2500." 677 00:54:19,447 --> 00:54:21,689 "2500. C'est tout. " 678 00:54:22,033 --> 00:54:22,781 "C'est tout?" 679 00:54:22,994 --> 00:54:24,157 "C'est tout. " 680 00:54:28,459 --> 00:54:29,657 "Et 1000 francs taxe. " 681 00:54:29,878 --> 00:54:31,124 Tax? 682 00:54:31,798 --> 00:54:32,794 Tax on what? 683 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,384 "Quel taxe, Monsieur I'Inspecteur?" 684 00:54:34,594 --> 00:54:36,468 "Taxe sur 42500 francs, Madame. " 685 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:37,676 "1000 francs?" 686 00:54:38,307 --> 00:54:40,681 "Pourquoi 1000 francs sur 42000?" 687 00:54:40,895 --> 00:54:41,725 "Le taxe. " 688 00:54:41,937 --> 00:54:43,018 "Pourquoi 1000?" 689 00:54:43,232 --> 00:54:44,608 "1000 francs de taxe, Madame. " 690 00:54:44,817 --> 00:54:48,404 This is literally a highway robbery. This is a highway robbery. 691 00:54:48,615 --> 00:54:49,646 Don't lose your temper. 692 00:54:49,866 --> 00:54:51,528 I'm not losing my temper! 693 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:58,248 "Et 1000 francs pour la faire enlever. " 694 00:54:58,756 --> 00:55:00,250 Dispose of the wreck. 695 00:55:00,508 --> 00:55:03,463 "Nous la ferons enlever... " 696 00:55:03,721 --> 00:55:04,884 "Pour la mettre où?" 697 00:55:05,098 --> 00:55:06,427 Where? 698 00:55:06,851 --> 00:55:08,560 Quelque place ou autre... 699 00:55:08,938 --> 00:55:10,218 Come on, Jo. 700 00:55:21,206 --> 00:55:23,580 All right, think I'm deaf. I can hear you. 701 00:55:23,794 --> 00:55:24,992 Look! 702 00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:47,948 "Vous êtes fou, ou quoi? Vous êtes malade. " 703 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,157 Well, we disposed of it. 704 00:55:53,463 --> 00:55:57,462 "Qui c'est qui va me payer, moi? Parce que les assurances... 705 00:55:57,677 --> 00:55:59,671 les assurances, elles sont jamais pressées. " 706 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:03,342 "J'ai un hangar qui a brûlé, j'ai toujours pas été remboursé. " 707 00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,184 "Un hangar comme ça, on ne va pas m'en faire cadeau. " 708 00:56:07,192 --> 00:56:10,230 "D'autant plus que c'est dangereux. Ils auraient pu tuer quelqu'un. " 709 00:56:12,116 --> 00:56:15,651 Ça, ça suffit à peine. 710 00:56:17,831 --> 00:56:20,289 "C'est pas croyable d'être aussi maladroit!" 711 00:56:21,588 --> 00:56:25,173 "Bon, j'essayerai de m'arranger avec ça, mais... " 712 00:56:30,728 --> 00:56:31,724 This is the life. 713 00:56:31,938 --> 00:56:35,143 He let me down quite disgracefully. 714 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,482 So I'm looking for an architect. 715 00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:39,523 My husband is an architect. 716 00:56:42,746 --> 00:56:45,830 So you put up buildings as well as knocking them down? 717 00:56:46,835 --> 00:56:48,994 He doesn't have a minute to spare. 718 00:56:49,505 --> 00:56:51,130 What about now? 719 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:53,003 He has a minute to spare. 720 00:56:54,013 --> 00:56:56,884 Good, good. We must talk. 721 00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,141 I must tell you I'm in a corner. 722 00:57:06,114 --> 00:57:07,359 Communist! 723 00:57:07,574 --> 00:57:09,817 - Are you all right, honey? - Yes. 724 00:57:12,665 --> 00:57:13,995 Chantilly. 725 00:57:14,710 --> 00:57:16,039 Isn't that in the guide book? 726 00:57:16,254 --> 00:57:17,500 It could be. 727 00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,341 Do let's stop. 728 00:57:19,550 --> 00:57:22,125 I don't want Ruthie to be late for her lunch today. 729 00:57:22,346 --> 00:57:25,099 Yes, well it's off the main road. 730 00:57:25,350 --> 00:57:28,353 I may as well warn you before we get to Greece, 731 00:57:28,563 --> 00:57:30,938 that the Acropolis is off the main road. 732 00:57:31,152 --> 00:57:32,528 Okay. 733 00:57:33,489 --> 00:57:35,779 This is a democratic trip. 734 00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:24,846 Really great to dawdle through and old place like that. 735 00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:27,858 Joanna, I have to thank you. 736 00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:31,405 I thought you didn't like her, Daddy. 737 00:58:32,701 --> 00:58:35,195 - Ruthie... - Of course I like her. 738 00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:39,664 Then why did Mummy say she was a suburban English nobody? 739 00:58:43,803 --> 00:58:48,965 It's important to the future of our quadripartite relationship 740 00:58:49,937 --> 00:58:52,891 to get that remark into a clear context. 741 00:58:53,107 --> 00:58:56,479 I think it best for the future of our quadripartite relationship 742 00:58:56,697 --> 00:59:00,482 if we accepted the fact that it has no future whatsoever. 743 00:59:00,744 --> 00:59:02,869 Mark, please, don't be too hasty. 744 00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:04,660 We're through, Howard. 745 00:59:04,876 --> 00:59:07,249 Those things took a lot of arranging. 746 00:59:07,630 --> 00:59:10,549 Listen to me. Try and imagine how Joanna feels. 747 00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,504 I can see how she feels. 748 00:59:12,721 --> 00:59:16,803 She'll feel the whole trip's been loused up because of her. 749 00:59:17,269 --> 00:59:18,895 You're a complacent son of... 750 00:59:19,106 --> 00:59:21,064 Abuse me if you want to. 751 00:59:21,276 --> 00:59:21,976 I want to. 752 00:59:22,194 --> 00:59:24,982 You're going to dominate her out of existence. 753 00:59:25,658 --> 00:59:28,067 I'm going to smash your face in. 754 00:59:28,619 --> 00:59:31,741 That isn't a very adult attitude. 755 00:59:31,958 --> 00:59:34,961 Marcus, please. That's the phonograph. 756 00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:36,665 Mark, please. 757 00:59:38,677 --> 00:59:40,505 Come on, Joanna, darling. 758 00:59:40,722 --> 00:59:44,638 You haven't asked her if she wants to abandon the expedition. 759 00:59:44,853 --> 00:59:46,135 Come on, baby. 760 00:59:46,731 --> 00:59:50,516 That, if I may say so, is a very revealing usage. 761 00:59:51,195 --> 00:59:56,240 Calling her "baby" shows that you're thinking and deciding for her. 762 00:59:56,495 --> 00:59:58,204 I warn you solemnly, Marcus. 763 00:59:58,707 --> 01:00:02,707 You're denying her the right to be her own paradoxical self. 764 01:00:03,089 --> 01:00:07,634 You're the largest pocket of untapped natural gas known to man. 765 01:00:24,413 --> 01:00:26,536 They haven't even opened yet. 766 01:00:26,749 --> 01:00:27,912 What is it about? 767 01:00:28,126 --> 01:00:29,040 Who knows? 768 01:00:29,254 --> 01:00:31,294 What do people have rows about? 769 01:00:31,507 --> 01:00:35,457 Money, sex... Sex, money. 770 01:00:35,678 --> 01:00:37,424 He wants, she doesn't want. 771 01:00:37,641 --> 01:00:39,385 She wants, he doesn't want. 772 01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:42,723 He thinks the counter is in the wrong place. 773 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,608 Counter and display case. It's very funny. 774 01:00:46,989 --> 01:00:49,196 Yeah, that's marriage for you. 775 01:00:49,409 --> 01:00:51,237 That's marriage for them. 776 01:00:51,454 --> 01:00:54,372 That's marriage. Full stop. 777 01:00:56,627 --> 01:00:59,334 I'm allowed not to like Howard and Cathy. They're my friends. 778 01:00:59,548 --> 01:01:03,049 You didn't intend to enjoy the trip. You were jealous of Cathy. 779 01:01:03,262 --> 01:01:06,384 It's not my idea of bliss travelling with three Manchester's. 780 01:01:06,601 --> 01:01:09,687 You promised when we were married, you'd always be happy. 781 01:01:10,482 --> 01:01:12,392 Why can't you always be happy? 782 01:01:12,610 --> 01:01:13,986 Because I can't. 783 01:01:14,697 --> 01:01:16,274 You broke your promise. 784 01:01:17,618 --> 01:01:19,160 I am happy usually. 785 01:01:22,626 --> 01:01:24,285 I love you, if that's any good. 786 01:01:24,962 --> 01:01:26,623 That's not the issue. 787 01:01:27,049 --> 01:01:29,624 If it isn't it should be. 788 01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,712 You're right. 789 01:01:32,933 --> 01:01:34,262 I'm right? 790 01:01:34,602 --> 01:01:37,557 You're right. Let's find a hotel. 791 01:01:37,939 --> 01:01:41,108 At one o'clock? What do we want a hotel for? 792 01:01:43,239 --> 01:01:44,817 Let's find a hotel. 793 01:01:45,075 --> 01:01:49,123 To hell with the Manchester's. Mr., Mrs. And Miss. 794 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,870 In the future we travel alone or not at all. 795 01:01:56,426 --> 01:02:00,294 "My darling Joanna, so far all goes well. 796 01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:04,804 The car's nearly run in and my patience nearly run out. 797 01:02:06,149 --> 01:02:08,272 I miss you like mad. 798 01:02:09,571 --> 01:02:12,063 I drove nearly all night last night. 799 01:02:12,283 --> 01:02:14,953 I couldn't face one of our hotels without you with me. 800 01:02:16,957 --> 01:02:18,701 I finally slept in the car 801 01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:22,289 quite near where we buried the old, burnt out M.G. 802 01:02:25,178 --> 01:02:28,096 I wish to hell I hadn't had to make the trip, 803 01:02:28,307 --> 01:02:31,226 but I suppose what with the house and Caroline, 804 01:02:31,437 --> 01:02:33,764 it's just as well that I've got some work. 805 01:02:34,108 --> 01:02:36,897 At least this pays better than corporation bus shelters. 806 01:02:37,113 --> 01:02:40,198 And it's a lot more interesting, let's face it. 807 01:02:40,451 --> 01:02:42,776 I think about you all the time. 808 01:02:43,162 --> 01:02:45,536 It's been an uneventful drag so far. 809 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:48,706 It's a long dull road when you're on your own. 810 01:02:49,714 --> 01:02:51,506 All I care about is getting down there, 811 01:02:51,717 --> 01:02:54,840 and doing whatever has to be done and getting back. 812 01:02:55,683 --> 01:02:59,100 When I'm not being woken at three in the morning I feel very paternal 813 01:02:59,563 --> 01:03:02,103 and I miss you both more than I can say. 814 01:03:02,610 --> 01:03:04,484 Life's very flat. 815 01:03:05,321 --> 01:03:07,149 I'll probably drive on overnight 816 01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:09,859 and get down to the site in the morning. 817 01:03:10,538 --> 01:03:13,991 Two or three sessions with the clients should be enough. 818 01:03:14,919 --> 01:03:17,246 It's typical of me as soon as I get away, 819 01:03:17,465 --> 01:03:20,170 all I want to do is get back to you again. 820 01:03:20,887 --> 01:03:25,101 I won't write any more at the moment because I want to get on. 821 01:03:25,936 --> 01:03:29,022 As soon as I have a chance, I'll drop you another line. 822 01:03:29,358 --> 01:03:32,775 Love, love, love... 823 01:03:33,948 --> 01:03:35,111 Mark. 824 01:03:35,825 --> 01:03:38,912 P.S. The next time we come away, 825 01:03:39,165 --> 01:03:41,621 we shall have our own Ruthiebelle with us. " 826 01:03:45,758 --> 01:03:47,880 I don't want any more, Mummy. 827 01:03:48,261 --> 01:03:49,637 Do you want to finish it? 828 01:04:14,968 --> 01:04:17,127 Boiled egg for supper, Carol? 829 01:04:17,346 --> 01:04:19,138 "Un oeuf a la coq, s'il vous plait. " 830 01:04:19,349 --> 01:04:22,222 "Trois minutes et demi. Et du pain et lait. " 831 01:04:22,438 --> 01:04:23,600 "Bien. " 832 01:04:26,485 --> 01:04:30,816 Make sure Carol doesn't fall out of the window or eat any chairs. 833 01:04:31,075 --> 01:04:32,405 Can you? 834 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:35,238 While I wash out a few things for the morning. 835 01:04:35,582 --> 01:04:36,782 Okay. 836 01:05:00,286 --> 01:05:01,568 Hey. 837 01:05:01,965 --> 01:05:02,961 Come on in. 838 01:05:14,441 --> 01:05:15,605 Come here. 839 01:05:20,241 --> 01:05:21,617 Has it come yet? 840 01:05:21,827 --> 01:05:22,990 What? 841 01:05:23,538 --> 01:05:25,199 Carol's supper. 842 01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:27,079 No. 843 01:05:27,753 --> 01:05:30,126 Couldn't you see what's happening to it? 844 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:35,842 I thought you were watching Caroline. 845 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:39,013 I'm sorry, but I've got to see "His Majesty" the client tomorrow 846 01:05:39,228 --> 01:05:41,222 and I've got to finish this. 847 01:05:42,733 --> 01:05:43,731 I'll go! 848 01:05:43,944 --> 01:05:45,143 I'll go! 849 01:05:45,989 --> 01:05:47,365 Don't bother! 850 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:50,909 Joanna, I'll go. 851 01:05:59,091 --> 01:06:03,839 Where's out egg? We've been waiting half an hour for our egg. 852 01:06:04,057 --> 01:06:05,433 "Une medie heure pour un oeuf. " 853 01:06:05,644 --> 01:06:07,437 "C'est pas possible. Le chef n'est pas arrive. " 854 01:06:07,648 --> 01:06:09,059 "Quel chef? Pour un oeuf?" 855 01:06:09,275 --> 01:06:10,270 I must ask you. 856 01:06:10,484 --> 01:06:11,517 I must ask you. 857 01:06:11,737 --> 01:06:13,315 You're disturbing the other guests. 858 01:06:13,531 --> 01:06:16,901 I want that egg here in five minutes or we're leaving. 859 01:06:20,123 --> 01:06:21,287 We're leaving. 860 01:06:23,086 --> 01:06:24,545 Leaving? 861 01:06:25,297 --> 01:06:26,958 But Caroline's in her pyjamas. 862 01:06:27,175 --> 01:06:29,170 Caroline can leave in them. 863 01:06:29,847 --> 01:06:31,258 They don't want us here. We're not staying here. 864 01:06:31,474 --> 01:06:35,973 I refuse to be insulted by a fifth rate doss house. 865 01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:39,562 I ask you for a boiled egg and you come with an eviction order. 866 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:42,235 I've told you. We're leaving. 867 01:06:43,158 --> 01:06:44,535 Let's go! 868 01:06:44,870 --> 01:06:47,243 ...he never got home to early tea. 869 01:06:48,124 --> 01:06:49,952 Do it again, Mummy. 870 01:06:51,672 --> 01:06:53,878 The bumble-bee, the bumble-bee, 871 01:06:54,091 --> 01:06:56,549 he flew away from the tulip tree, 872 01:06:56,762 --> 01:06:59,220 but he made a mistake and flew into the lake 873 01:06:59,434 --> 01:07:02,006 and he never got home to early tea. 874 01:07:03,146 --> 01:07:05,021 Daddy do the duck. 875 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:16,740 Thank you. 876 01:07:39,911 --> 01:07:42,153 It was all my fault, I know. 877 01:07:44,417 --> 01:07:46,826 I've been telling Caroline bedtime stories for an hour. 878 01:07:47,047 --> 01:07:49,586 It'd be nice if you could avoid "fortísimo" for a while. 879 01:07:49,801 --> 01:07:54,548 I quit that hotel because they didn't bring what you wanted. 880 01:07:54,766 --> 01:07:56,143 I didn't want a boiled egg. 881 01:07:56,353 --> 01:07:58,392 I suppose she has nothing to do with you. 882 01:07:58,605 --> 01:08:01,477 You were the one who wanted a child. 883 01:08:01,693 --> 01:08:03,355 Why don't you wake her and tell her that? 884 01:08:03,572 --> 01:08:05,647 I don't want to tell her. I'm telling you. 885 01:08:05,865 --> 01:08:07,325 I love Caroline. 886 01:08:07,535 --> 01:08:09,445 You don't know what love is. 887 01:08:10,706 --> 01:08:12,534 You don't know what love is. 888 01:08:12,751 --> 01:08:14,543 That's tough on me. 889 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:20,338 All you can do is take the salute at an endless march past of yourself. 890 01:08:44,967 --> 01:08:47,637 I have an appetite, do you? 891 01:08:49,974 --> 01:08:52,383 It wouldn't matter who I was, would it? 892 01:09:01,450 --> 01:09:04,655 I'm willing to call it a day. Do you want to? 893 01:09:05,456 --> 01:09:07,497 You never wanted to call it anything else. 894 01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,369 You're damned right. 895 01:09:17,682 --> 01:09:18,762 Joanna. 896 01:09:26,697 --> 01:09:28,489 We can't even have a fight in peace. 897 01:09:28,700 --> 01:09:30,194 Leave me. 898 01:09:31,370 --> 01:09:32,568 Selfish. 899 01:10:25,619 --> 01:10:28,158 They call it the Mediterranean. 900 01:10:30,794 --> 01:10:31,873 There's time for a swim. 901 01:10:35,008 --> 01:10:36,917 I don't understand sex. 902 01:10:37,427 --> 01:10:38,971 Don't worry, it doesn't show. 903 01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:42,099 Why is it we enjoy more and it means less? 904 01:10:44,313 --> 01:10:46,307 Because it isn't personal anymore. 905 01:10:46,650 --> 01:10:48,026 Not personal? 906 01:10:49,363 --> 01:10:50,643 That's right. 907 01:11:03,759 --> 01:11:06,299 "Too late, they cried. "Too late" 908 01:11:21,535 --> 01:11:23,909 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. 909 01:11:24,498 --> 01:11:26,077 I love you. 910 01:11:33,220 --> 01:11:35,049 Find us a big bed. 911 01:11:35,474 --> 01:11:36,554 Tired? 912 01:11:36,768 --> 01:11:37,932 No. 913 01:11:41,565 --> 01:11:42,765 Come on. 914 01:11:48,493 --> 01:11:49,738 End of romantic gesture. 915 01:11:49,954 --> 01:11:51,069 That didn't last long. 916 01:11:51,289 --> 01:11:52,488 I believe in short romances. 917 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,164 So do I. Short and happy romances. 918 01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:57,288 Last one in bed turns the light out. 919 01:11:57,631 --> 01:11:58,712 I'll beat you. 920 01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:14,109 It was worth a try. 921 01:12:53,590 --> 01:12:55,170 You know what I dreamt? 922 01:12:57,430 --> 01:12:59,055 What did you dream? 923 01:12:59,433 --> 01:13:01,307 I dreamt that a train 924 01:13:02,230 --> 01:13:05,814 drove through the middle of the room at night. 925 01:13:06,193 --> 01:13:09,030 Mr. Freud, what big ears you've got. 926 01:13:09,741 --> 01:13:12,529 All the better to analyse you with. 927 01:13:12,745 --> 01:13:14,490 You said it. 928 01:13:15,007 --> 01:13:17,500 Nothing at all to do with sex whatsoever, 929 01:13:18,847 --> 01:13:21,386 but I'm certainly not as frustrated. 930 01:13:22,644 --> 01:13:25,766 That's your story. Try and sell it to Freud. 931 01:13:48,515 --> 01:13:50,094 Sexy, wasn't it? 932 01:13:51,103 --> 01:13:53,512 Okay, you're not frustrated. 933 01:14:20,481 --> 01:14:21,597 Hot. 934 01:14:21,817 --> 01:14:23,442 Scalding already. 935 01:14:23,653 --> 01:14:24,933 We shouldn't get too much sun. 936 01:14:25,155 --> 01:14:27,861 I don't burn, I've got asbestos skin. 937 01:14:30,246 --> 01:14:31,195 Come on. 938 01:14:31,414 --> 01:14:32,789 In. 939 01:14:34,334 --> 01:14:35,829 Get in. 940 01:14:39,425 --> 01:14:40,670 Come on! 941 01:14:41,095 --> 01:14:42,259 No! 942 01:15:22,658 --> 01:15:25,364 This must be very near the Garden of Eden. 943 01:15:27,374 --> 01:15:29,367 Do you know what marriage is? 944 01:15:31,379 --> 01:15:33,872 You tell me, let's see if we agree. 945 01:15:34,092 --> 01:15:38,802 Marriage is when the woman asks the man to take off his pyjamas 946 01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:43,052 because she wants to send it to the laundry. 947 01:15:48,823 --> 01:15:49,654 Good? 948 01:15:49,867 --> 01:15:53,818 Very good. I'm hungry and thirsty. 949 01:15:54,039 --> 01:15:55,831 You're never satisfied. 950 01:15:56,042 --> 01:15:57,619 What's wrong being hungry? 951 01:15:57,835 --> 01:16:00,042 It's time you realised that all human appetites 952 01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:03,792 are profoundly degrading with the exception of lust. 953 01:16:11,939 --> 01:16:15,726 What if we could clap our hands and someone would bring us a menu. 954 01:16:22,715 --> 01:16:27,878 It'd be nice if we could clap and make everyone disappear? 955 01:16:32,982 --> 01:16:34,144 "Madame?" 956 01:16:34,358 --> 01:16:36,185 "Excusez moi, c'est ne pas rien. " 957 01:16:38,239 --> 01:16:40,278 It's just as well. You wouldn't like it. 958 01:16:53,862 --> 01:16:55,440 What'll we do? 959 01:16:57,242 --> 01:17:01,194 Stand very still, for several days. 960 01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:02,992 Maybe it'll go away. 961 01:17:03,208 --> 01:17:07,422 I don't want to stand still. I don't want to stand still at all. 962 01:17:09,218 --> 01:17:10,926 Nor do I. 963 01:17:11,137 --> 01:17:12,965 Come back next week. 964 01:17:18,481 --> 01:17:20,024 Did that hurt? 965 01:17:32,252 --> 01:17:34,959 Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. 966 01:17:36,342 --> 01:17:39,297 It's the first time you said my name as if you really mean it. 967 01:17:39,513 --> 01:17:44,427 Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. 968 01:17:44,647 --> 01:17:46,188 I really mean it. 969 01:17:47,149 --> 01:17:49,060 We have a week, asbestos. 970 01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,986 I'm not asbestos. 971 01:17:51,281 --> 01:17:52,444 No. 972 01:17:53,409 --> 01:17:56,615 You're not really going to rejoin those poxy choir girls? 973 01:17:56,832 --> 01:17:59,869 I promised. We have a week. 974 01:18:01,422 --> 01:18:02,703 A week? 975 01:18:05,470 --> 01:18:06,798 To hell with it. 976 01:18:08,097 --> 01:18:09,723 It'll only hurt for a minute. 977 01:18:11,436 --> 01:18:13,430 This is the life, eh darling? 978 01:18:14,399 --> 01:18:16,107 Your wife is happy? 979 01:18:16,861 --> 01:18:19,353 It doesn't take much to make her happy. 980 01:18:19,573 --> 01:18:22,410 A villa, swimming pool, champagne, simple things. 981 01:18:22,995 --> 01:18:24,110 You're not angry? 982 01:18:24,330 --> 01:18:24,948 Angry? 983 01:18:25,166 --> 01:18:26,744 Not to be alone together. 984 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,203 No, we can always be alone together. 985 01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:32,794 I'm waiting to hear from Palamos about a meeting. 986 01:18:33,011 --> 01:18:36,797 Then I'll show you the whole project. If you're interested. 987 01:18:37,017 --> 01:18:38,642 Sure I'm interested. 988 01:18:39,020 --> 01:18:42,557 Perhaps you have to stay a few more days, shall you mind? 989 01:18:42,983 --> 01:18:44,264 I'll suffer. 990 01:18:45,738 --> 01:18:46,937 Game. 991 01:18:49,203 --> 01:18:50,446 Ready? 992 01:19:01,012 --> 01:19:02,423 Come on, give. 993 01:19:05,101 --> 01:19:06,300 Too late. 994 01:19:09,567 --> 01:19:11,439 Come on, sweetheart. We're playing. 995 01:19:11,651 --> 01:19:14,226 Sweetheart, you've been playing for two hours. 996 01:19:19,747 --> 01:19:20,744 "Merci. " 997 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:22,287 Hello. 998 01:19:22,502 --> 01:19:24,543 Palamos, I was going to call you today. 999 01:19:24,756 --> 01:19:28,802 I am calling you? 1000 01:19:29,512 --> 01:19:31,589 Honey, give me the ball. 1001 01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:35,885 No! 1002 01:19:43,408 --> 01:19:44,655 Get the ball. 1003 01:19:44,869 --> 01:19:45,949 You get it. 1004 01:19:46,163 --> 01:19:48,322 I've got sneakers on and things. 1005 01:19:48,541 --> 01:19:51,627 Very pretty. Françoise lend them to you? 1006 01:19:52,005 --> 01:19:53,833 They're a guest pair. Get the ball. 1007 01:19:54,132 --> 01:19:55,128 Probably her son's. 1008 01:19:55,342 --> 01:19:56,339 Get the ball. 1009 01:19:56,553 --> 01:19:58,012 Or her grandson's. 1010 01:19:58,222 --> 01:20:01,344 Will you stop this insane jealousy and get that ball? 1011 01:20:02,728 --> 01:20:03,928 There it is. 1012 01:20:05,943 --> 01:20:07,438 Come on. 1013 01:20:07,654 --> 01:20:11,024 Put me down! Put me down! 1014 01:20:11,242 --> 01:20:12,868 Will you get the ball? 1015 01:20:13,079 --> 01:20:14,538 Certainly not. 1016 01:20:18,711 --> 01:20:19,875 Get it. 1017 01:20:22,258 --> 01:20:24,797 Mark, we meet Palamos for drinks at six. 1018 01:20:25,012 --> 01:20:27,969 We talk about the scheme and then we make a decision. 1019 01:20:28,351 --> 01:20:29,515 Fine. 1020 01:20:35,653 --> 01:20:38,905 Now I've got my shoes wet. I'll probably catch a cold. 1021 01:20:39,117 --> 01:20:40,862 How much longer do we have to stay here? 1022 01:20:41,079 --> 01:20:42,871 You were the one who got us into this, sugar. 1023 01:20:43,082 --> 01:20:44,992 You were the one who sold me to him and you were right. 1024 01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:47,037 A chance like this doesn't come up everyday. 1025 01:20:47,254 --> 01:20:48,631 Thank God. 1026 01:20:48,924 --> 01:20:50,039 Lunch! 1027 01:20:50,510 --> 01:20:54,295 I see you at six and I bring the genius with me. 1028 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:57,101 Ciao. Ciao. 1029 01:21:03,278 --> 01:21:04,477 Will you please sit down here? 1030 01:21:04,697 --> 01:21:08,863 Tonight we all go to the gala. We'll see Palamos there. 1031 01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:11,538 I don't have any suitable clothes for a gala. 1032 01:21:11,751 --> 01:21:12,665 Then I borrow you. 1033 01:21:12,878 --> 01:21:14,953 There you go. Françoise'll borrow you. 1034 01:21:16,883 --> 01:21:17,963 Do you mind eating caviar? 1035 01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:19,886 No, if we must. 1036 01:21:22,724 --> 01:21:24,136 Do you like galas? 1037 01:21:24,352 --> 01:21:25,811 Some galas. 1038 01:21:28,650 --> 01:21:30,727 Please, could you ring the butler? 1039 01:21:34,242 --> 01:21:37,577 That's the only thing wrong here, you don't get much of a sunset. 1040 01:21:47,888 --> 01:21:50,925 Joanna. Joanna. Joanna. 1041 01:21:53,229 --> 01:21:55,769 How can a week pass so quickly? 1042 01:21:57,527 --> 01:22:00,316 We made the mistake of enjoying ourselves. 1043 01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:08,249 Don' go tomorrow just don't. 1044 01:22:08,710 --> 01:22:11,284 Let's not talk about it. Let's not. 1045 01:22:13,050 --> 01:22:15,626 All right. We won't. 1046 01:22:17,849 --> 01:22:19,345 We agreed. 1047 01:22:30,785 --> 01:22:32,115 Quél gala! 1048 01:22:32,329 --> 01:22:36,376 You were marvellous, darling. Absolutely marvellous. 1049 01:22:36,878 --> 01:22:38,503 And so funny. 1050 01:22:38,756 --> 01:22:41,544 The way you told the story about the sunset. 1051 01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,169 You charmed the pants of Palamos. 1052 01:22:44,390 --> 01:22:47,011 That wouldn't be too difficult, would it? 1053 01:22:47,602 --> 01:22:50,141 I knew you'd enjoy it once we got there. 1054 01:22:50,523 --> 01:22:53,230 I hated it once we got there. 1055 01:22:53,612 --> 01:22:54,643 Why? 1056 01:22:54,863 --> 01:22:58,697 Because I'm tired of being a parasite. 1057 01:22:58,911 --> 01:23:01,783 I want to go. I want to be on our own. 1058 01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:05,918 We haven't been here very long. 1059 01:23:06,297 --> 01:23:10,047 We've been here month after month for two whole days. 1060 01:23:13,349 --> 01:23:15,343 But I'm going to work for the man. 1061 01:23:15,686 --> 01:23:16,931 Well I'm not. 1062 01:23:17,396 --> 01:23:18,809 I'm not. 1063 01:23:23,324 --> 01:23:25,198 Treats by Maurice. 1064 01:23:25,869 --> 01:23:27,614 What shall we call the baby? 1065 01:23:30,708 --> 01:23:31,954 What? 1066 01:23:32,461 --> 01:23:34,206 Our baby. 1067 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:36,833 The baby, I guess. 1068 01:23:39,514 --> 01:23:40,629 What is it? 1069 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:43,342 I'm trying to imagine you fat. 1070 01:23:45,981 --> 01:23:47,181 What is it? 1071 01:23:47,610 --> 01:23:49,318 I'm trying to imagine you thin. 1072 01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,040 As I said to the Duchess, 1073 01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:01,253 "If you want to be a Duchess, be a Duchess. 1074 01:24:01,714 --> 01:24:04,468 If you want to make love, hats off. 1075 01:24:27,712 --> 01:24:31,629 Darling I'll meet you here ten years from now, deal? 1076 01:24:31,844 --> 01:24:36,590 You'll be building skyscrapers. You won't have time to come here. 1077 01:24:36,808 --> 01:24:39,515 I'll always think of this place as ours. 1078 01:24:43,402 --> 01:24:45,146 Here comes Daddy. 1079 01:25:13,489 --> 01:25:15,199 What's the matter with you? 1080 01:25:15,409 --> 01:25:19,360 If you think I'll wait for ten years and then turn up and say hello. 1081 01:25:19,581 --> 01:25:21,455 Nobody wants you to say hello. 1082 01:25:21,667 --> 01:25:22,497 Say darling. 1083 01:25:22,711 --> 01:25:24,171 Or darling, or anything else. 1084 01:25:24,379 --> 01:25:25,755 I never want to see you again. 1085 01:25:25,965 --> 01:25:27,343 Then don't. 1086 01:25:28,554 --> 01:25:29,633 I hate you. 1087 01:25:29,847 --> 01:25:31,426 Joanna, listen! 1088 01:25:31,725 --> 01:25:34,847 We both went into this with our eyes open. Nobody deceived anyone, 1089 01:25:35,273 --> 01:25:37,847 so stop playing the ruined virgin. 1090 01:25:38,192 --> 01:25:40,945 It's a tune I've heard before and I didn't like it then. 1091 01:25:41,155 --> 01:25:45,286 You're the one who's insisting on going back to your... 1092 01:25:45,786 --> 01:25:47,247 Your damned choir. 1093 01:25:47,456 --> 01:25:48,999 Joanna, I don't want you to go. 1094 01:25:49,376 --> 01:25:52,047 Yes, you do. You want me to become a beautiful memory. 1095 01:25:52,256 --> 01:25:53,335 The sooner the better. 1096 01:25:53,548 --> 01:25:56,006 Who said anything about beautiful? Will you come here? 1097 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:57,631 I never want to see you again. 1098 01:25:57,829 --> 01:25:59,207 Not much... 1099 01:25:59,584 --> 01:26:00,867 As long as I live. 1100 01:26:01,088 --> 01:26:01,870 Joanna! 1101 01:26:02,089 --> 01:26:03,039 No! 1102 01:26:03,258 --> 01:26:06,381 I've decided we should get married. What do you say? 1103 01:26:06,598 --> 01:26:07,763 Yes. 1104 01:26:11,608 --> 01:26:13,020 I won't ever let you down. 1105 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:14,649 I will you. 1106 01:26:14,865 --> 01:26:17,488 I don't care what you do, as long as I've got you. 1107 01:26:17,953 --> 01:26:19,662 Joanna Wallace. 1108 01:26:20,917 --> 01:26:22,379 You won't be sorry, sir. 1109 01:26:22,588 --> 01:26:23,538 You will. 1110 01:26:23,757 --> 01:26:26,676 Never, never, never. 1111 01:26:31,688 --> 01:26:33,101 David. 1112 01:26:33,317 --> 01:26:34,814 We're all down here. 1113 01:26:36,074 --> 01:26:40,205 Caroline, I want you to have lunch with Jeanine and Nanny. 1114 01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:42,628 Won't that be nice? 1115 01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:45,509 And afterwards you can all go for a swim. 1116 01:26:45,801 --> 01:26:50,051 David, you're naughty. We expected you yesterday. 1117 01:26:50,269 --> 01:26:52,642 - I'm sorry. - You're very naughty. 1118 01:26:52,856 --> 01:26:54,518 Who don't you know? 1119 01:26:54,944 --> 01:26:57,697 This is Nick and Michelle. You know them. 1120 01:26:58,243 --> 01:26:59,572 And Mark and Maurice. 1121 01:26:59,912 --> 01:27:01,989 "Le Comte y la Comtesse. " 1122 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,211 Have you met Joanna? 1123 01:27:07,803 --> 01:27:08,420 Hello. 1124 01:27:08,638 --> 01:27:10,466 Joanna Wallace, my brother David. 1125 01:27:10,684 --> 01:27:11,633 How are you? 1126 01:27:11,852 --> 01:27:14,263 She's tired and overheated and has a headache, 1127 01:27:14,483 --> 01:27:17,236 but apart from that she's fine, thank you. 1128 01:27:17,529 --> 01:27:20,320 Mark, I think you're horrible. 1129 01:27:20,578 --> 01:27:22,786 Mark, I've given Michelle an island. 1130 01:27:22,999 --> 01:27:26,002 When you've finished here, you must come and build us a nest. 1131 01:27:26,506 --> 01:27:29,794 - You'll be lucky, Nicky. - I am lucky. 1132 01:27:30,681 --> 01:27:34,054 Mark, I can't hear myself drink. 1133 01:27:34,648 --> 01:27:36,107 Henry! 1134 01:28:04,290 --> 01:28:07,957 And they never got home to early tea. 1135 01:28:36,567 --> 01:28:39,241 Good morning. Coffee? 1136 01:28:39,657 --> 01:28:41,484 Good morning. Thank you. 1137 01:28:41,868 --> 01:28:44,408 "S'il vous plait, un autre tasse. " 1138 01:28:45,331 --> 01:28:47,541 Caroline sends you her love. 1139 01:28:51,466 --> 01:28:52,666 Did you spend the night here? 1140 01:28:52,886 --> 01:28:55,923 Yes, it's very comfortable. 1141 01:28:57,392 --> 01:28:59,222 You've stayed here before? 1142 01:28:59,438 --> 01:29:00,602 Once or twice. 1143 01:29:17,469 --> 01:29:20,424 Do you mind if I speak with Joanna alone? 1144 01:29:20,764 --> 01:29:22,262 But of course. 1145 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,875 Did you sleep in the same room? 1146 01:29:43,051 --> 01:29:44,461 Yes. 1147 01:29:44,887 --> 01:29:47,380 In order words you... 1148 01:29:56,655 --> 01:29:57,938 Jo... 1149 01:30:09,468 --> 01:30:10,630 Are you in love? 1150 01:30:13,976 --> 01:30:15,257 Yes. 1151 01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:17,389 After only one day? 1152 01:30:20,987 --> 01:30:22,186 I see. 1153 01:30:22,990 --> 01:30:24,272 I'm like that. 1154 01:30:24,576 --> 01:30:26,036 Are you? 1155 01:30:27,624 --> 01:30:30,828 How many times has this happened before you being like that? 1156 01:30:31,546 --> 01:30:34,634 Twice. You and David. 1157 01:30:42,105 --> 01:30:44,513 I thought I was going to last a lifetime. 1158 01:30:49,658 --> 01:30:51,735 I never meant it to happen. 1159 01:30:54,709 --> 01:30:56,501 We suddenly found that we... 1160 01:30:57,089 --> 01:30:58,582 Got on? 1161 01:31:00,592 --> 01:31:01,756 If you like. 1162 01:31:01,970 --> 01:31:05,175 I'm absolutely mad about the idea. 1163 01:31:18,454 --> 01:31:20,613 You mustn't blame yourself, you know. 1164 01:31:21,001 --> 01:31:23,872 You've got an infernal bloody gall, I must say. 1165 01:31:24,088 --> 01:31:26,844 I don't blame myself, I blame you. 1166 01:31:27,095 --> 01:31:28,339 But that's ridiculous. 1167 01:31:28,554 --> 01:31:30,881 Joanna is my wife, hadn't you heard? 1168 01:31:31,101 --> 01:31:33,640 Since some time you've not loved her. 1169 01:31:34,606 --> 01:31:36,315 I'm not taking her away from you. 1170 01:31:36,526 --> 01:31:37,356 No? 1171 01:31:37,571 --> 01:31:40,322 We're simply going away together for a time. 1172 01:31:40,825 --> 01:31:43,944 Thanks. That's really set my mind at rest. 1173 01:31:44,329 --> 01:31:47,120 I'm sorry we didn't know each other long. 1174 01:31:47,543 --> 01:31:48,791 It would've been easier. 1175 01:31:49,005 --> 01:31:51,211 Yeah and more fun. 1176 01:31:51,884 --> 01:31:55,931 Then you could've had the pleasure of taking your friend's wife. 1177 01:31:56,308 --> 01:31:58,301 That's real kicks, eh? 1178 01:32:12,667 --> 01:32:15,291 Mark, why don't you come out? 1179 01:32:17,258 --> 01:32:18,918 Palamos won't mind. 1180 01:32:29,945 --> 01:32:31,143 Hey, not that one! 1181 01:32:32,867 --> 01:32:34,526 There's still life in it. 1182 01:32:49,088 --> 01:32:52,970 The whole world is changing out of all recognition. 1183 01:32:54,906 --> 01:32:57,622 There's no such thing as permanence any more. 1184 01:32:59,553 --> 01:33:00,757 No, I suppose not. 1185 01:33:00,977 --> 01:33:02,392 We should be glad. 1186 01:33:03,695 --> 01:33:05,327 I suppose. 1187 01:33:14,873 --> 01:33:18,134 What kind of people sit like that without saying anything? 1188 01:33:18,346 --> 01:33:19,346 Married people. 1189 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,062 Exactly. 1190 01:33:24,668 --> 01:33:25,870 It's so sad. 1191 01:33:26,090 --> 01:33:29,353 No, my darling. That's not sad. 1192 01:33:30,695 --> 01:33:35,255 When something is finished, one must say it's finished. 1193 01:33:38,239 --> 01:33:40,955 I'll always love you, always, always. 1194 01:33:41,170 --> 01:33:42,884 No matter what. 1195 01:33:43,723 --> 01:33:44,640 No matter what? 1196 01:33:44,854 --> 01:33:46,019 Yes. 1197 01:33:46,904 --> 01:33:48,106 As long as I don't catch you. 1198 01:33:48,328 --> 01:33:50,210 If you do, you can keep me. 1199 01:33:52,806 --> 01:33:56,321 There comes a time, when one must grow... 1200 01:33:57,036 --> 01:33:59,283 When the old things are not amusing any more. 1201 01:34:04,529 --> 01:34:06,527 How is that? 1202 01:34:07,290 --> 01:34:08,290 Painful. 1203 01:34:08,504 --> 01:34:11,349 That was out, you pregnant sow. Leg before driftwood. 1204 01:34:13,444 --> 01:34:14,110 Pregnant what? 1205 01:34:14,322 --> 01:34:15,571 Pregnant cow. 1206 01:34:15,996 --> 01:34:17,413 Pregnant sow. 1207 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:34,163 You'll have to come out eventually. 1208 01:34:42,837 --> 01:34:44,040 Help! 1209 01:34:49,326 --> 01:34:51,039 Help! 1210 01:34:56,401 --> 01:34:57,814 Help! 1211 01:35:05,074 --> 01:35:06,276 Mark! 1212 01:35:14,341 --> 01:35:15,808 Bastard. 1213 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:23,397 Give us a kiss. 1214 01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:30,405 Well? You must decide. 1215 01:35:33,178 --> 01:35:34,345 I know. 1216 01:36:03,370 --> 01:36:04,531 Hello. 1217 01:36:06,999 --> 01:36:08,280 Hello. 1218 01:36:11,127 --> 01:36:12,457 Well? 1219 01:36:17,722 --> 01:36:19,132 I'm back. 1220 01:36:23,145 --> 01:36:24,938 Enjoy yourself? 1221 01:36:27,943 --> 01:36:29,439 Yes, thank you. 1222 01:36:36,078 --> 01:36:38,072 But I missed you. 1223 01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:42,371 I did. 1224 01:36:44,547 --> 01:36:45,709 Why? 1225 01:36:48,886 --> 01:36:50,763 Because he was so serious. 1226 01:36:52,432 --> 01:36:54,426 I thought you liked that. 1227 01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:57,270 But he's so serious. 1228 01:37:00,860 --> 01:37:03,267 Remind me to make some funny faces. 1229 01:37:04,197 --> 01:37:06,771 You don't need to make funny faces. 1230 01:37:14,919 --> 01:37:16,828 Mark, I'm back. 1231 01:37:21,553 --> 01:37:23,630 You humiliated me. 1232 01:37:25,308 --> 01:37:27,220 You humiliated me 1233 01:37:28,814 --> 01:37:30,640 and then you come back. 1234 01:37:36,238 --> 01:37:37,650 That's right. 1235 01:37:43,374 --> 01:37:45,080 Thank God. 1236 01:38:13,703 --> 01:38:16,873 Are you sure you remember which one I am? 1237 01:38:32,894 --> 01:38:34,306 Joanna! 1238 01:38:47,622 --> 01:38:49,247 Joanna! 1239 01:38:50,167 --> 01:38:51,328 Joanna! 1240 01:39:13,530 --> 01:39:16,283 I've been stupid. So stupid. 1241 01:39:16,575 --> 01:39:17,689 We've both... 1242 01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:22,704 It was always me really. You were always the one. I'm sorry. 1243 01:39:22,916 --> 01:39:24,162 Let's forget it. 1244 01:39:24,377 --> 01:39:25,408 Can we forget it? 1245 01:39:25,628 --> 01:39:26,871 Can you? 1246 01:39:27,086 --> 01:39:28,419 I can. 1247 01:39:28,801 --> 01:39:31,339 I'm just glad you're back that's all I care about. 1248 01:39:31,554 --> 01:39:32,929 Well, I'm back. 1249 01:39:35,359 --> 01:39:36,937 We should've parted then. 1250 01:39:37,152 --> 01:39:38,314 Why didn't we? 1251 01:39:38,528 --> 01:39:40,521 I didn't have the courage. 1252 01:39:41,113 --> 01:39:44,483 You didn't have the courage? What courage did you need? 1253 01:39:44,701 --> 01:39:47,485 The courage to see that what was finished was finished. 1254 01:39:48,370 --> 01:39:49,780 What was finished? 1255 01:39:50,038 --> 01:39:52,364 You know bloody well. 1256 01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:53,863 Yes, I do. 1257 01:39:54,084 --> 01:39:56,455 David and me. And we finished so? 1258 01:39:57,171 --> 01:39:59,923 You're hoping David will be there. Why pretend? 1259 01:40:00,508 --> 01:40:03,341 I'm not pretending. I do hope he'll be there. 1260 01:40:03,551 --> 01:40:04,050 See. 1261 01:40:04,261 --> 01:40:05,590 I like him. 1262 01:40:06,305 --> 01:40:08,510 It'll give me someone to talk to when Maurice drags you off 1263 01:40:08,723 --> 01:40:11,641 for one of his ten minute chats for six hours. 1264 01:40:11,853 --> 01:40:14,306 I'm not having any ten minute chats with Maurice. 1265 01:40:19,315 --> 01:40:22,684 Pin on a nice smile, darling. We're almost there. 1266 01:40:37,833 --> 01:40:40,407 Joanna thought these would go well in the living pit. 1267 01:40:40,629 --> 01:40:41,790 Bless you both. 1268 01:40:43,131 --> 01:40:44,671 Prettier than ever. 1269 01:40:46,256 --> 01:40:47,752 Your prettier than ever. 1270 01:40:47,968 --> 01:40:50,505 Everyone's admiring the house, I can't tell you. 1271 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:52,926 Tell me. I can't stand praise unless I have it. 1272 01:40:53,638 --> 01:40:55,848 This is a beautiful house. Congratulations. 1273 01:40:56,058 --> 01:40:58,014 You must be the architect. 1274 01:40:58,226 --> 01:40:59,887 I love the high ceilings. 1275 01:41:00,103 --> 01:41:01,514 And the low floors? 1276 01:41:01,730 --> 01:41:02,724 Precious. 1277 01:41:02,939 --> 01:41:06,273 You'll never believe this. It's the wildest coincidence imaginable. 1278 01:41:06,485 --> 01:41:10,566 When I was on route to the airport, who do you think I bumped into? 1279 01:41:10,947 --> 01:41:12,525 Metaphorically speaking, of course. 1280 01:41:12,741 --> 01:41:14,732 But Howard and Cathy Maxwell Manchester. 1281 01:41:14,950 --> 01:41:16,327 On their way back from the hospital. 1282 01:41:16,537 --> 01:41:18,329 She's been undergoing surgery. 1283 01:41:18,538 --> 01:41:22,831 - Beautiful house. - She has a hopeful prognosis. 1284 01:41:23,042 --> 01:41:26,077 They told me to call you when I got to Europe. 1285 01:41:26,294 --> 01:41:27,837 What a charming couple and everything. 1286 01:41:28,047 --> 01:41:31,296 When I called Yvonne and found out you built their new home. 1287 01:41:31,508 --> 01:41:32,789 You can imagine! 1288 01:41:33,843 --> 01:41:35,883 Isn't that the wildest coincidence imaginable? 1289 01:41:36,095 --> 01:41:36,962 Yes, isn't it? 1290 01:41:37,181 --> 01:41:39,470 I think you've done fantastic things. 1291 01:41:39,683 --> 01:41:41,177 You must be a very happy man. 1292 01:41:41,393 --> 01:41:42,471 Yeah, I guess so. 1293 01:41:42,685 --> 01:41:46,017 And your wife is such a darling. I've heard so much about her. 1294 01:41:46,230 --> 01:41:48,223 You've got a wonderful little boy, haven't you? 1295 01:41:48,441 --> 01:41:50,646 No, we've got a wonderful little girl. 1296 01:41:50,859 --> 01:41:52,353 That's right. A wonderful little girl. 1297 01:41:52,568 --> 01:41:56,815 I'm happy to see a bright and talented man like you 1298 01:41:57,031 --> 01:41:58,359 break right through to the top. 1299 01:41:58,573 --> 01:42:00,484 I only wish Howard and Cathy were here 1300 01:42:00,702 --> 01:42:04,201 because they believed in you right from the start. 1301 01:42:04,414 --> 01:42:06,488 - Lf not before. - Come along. 1302 01:42:10,043 --> 01:42:12,001 Mr. Wallace? Telephone for you. 1303 01:42:12,838 --> 01:42:15,246 Follow me, sir. I plug you in. 1304 01:42:21,056 --> 01:42:23,012 Follow me. He plugs me in. 1305 01:42:23,225 --> 01:42:24,634 They call you from America. 1306 01:42:24,850 --> 01:42:26,473 They call me from America. 1307 01:42:26,684 --> 01:42:30,516 They call me from here, there, every bloody where. 1308 01:42:30,730 --> 01:42:31,892 Hello. 1309 01:42:32,106 --> 01:42:33,813 Hello, Hal. How are you? 1310 01:42:34,024 --> 01:42:35,603 It's Hal Van Benius. 1311 01:42:36,569 --> 01:42:37,896 What's the story? 1312 01:42:38,611 --> 01:42:40,854 It's fixed? That's wonderful. 1313 01:42:41,364 --> 01:42:43,109 When do we start? 1314 01:42:43,994 --> 01:42:46,993 Yesterday I can't do. I have things to do. 1315 01:42:48,538 --> 01:42:49,913 Rome? 1316 01:42:50,707 --> 01:42:52,369 Rome, friday? Yeah. 1317 01:42:53,126 --> 01:42:55,663 Yeah, I've got it. 1318 01:42:56,129 --> 01:42:58,168 I'll see you then. Great. Bye. 1319 01:42:59,423 --> 01:43:00,587 Rome, friday. 1320 01:43:00,799 --> 01:43:02,377 So you're very much a success. 1321 01:43:02,592 --> 01:43:03,588 Incredibly. 1322 01:43:03,801 --> 01:43:04,964 Come on. 1323 01:43:07,555 --> 01:43:08,930 Shall we dance? 1324 01:43:13,061 --> 01:43:15,730 I think it's too early in the evening for that. 1325 01:43:15,939 --> 01:43:17,763 Is it ever too early? 1326 01:43:17,980 --> 01:43:20,734 Mark. You're here. No one tells me a thing. 1327 01:43:20,944 --> 01:43:24,525 I'm repairing the electrics which you should've checked again 1328 01:43:24,738 --> 01:43:26,231 and no one tells me you're arriving. 1329 01:43:26,447 --> 01:43:28,821 There's a great many things I want to discuss with you. 1330 01:43:29,035 --> 01:43:30,444 You haven't met my fiancé. 1331 01:43:30,660 --> 01:43:33,911 How do you do? Let's go somewhere quiet and we'll talk. 1332 01:43:34,122 --> 01:43:36,032 I thought this was going to be a party. 1333 01:43:36,248 --> 01:43:37,707 Please, I have problems. 1334 01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:39,708 What's the name of your fiancé again? 1335 01:43:39,919 --> 01:43:42,671 I don't know I haven't asked. What's your name, darling? 1336 01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:43,876 Sylvia. 1337 01:43:45,172 --> 01:43:46,752 She's very pretty. 1338 01:43:47,176 --> 01:43:49,882 You have divorced Joanna? 1339 01:43:50,096 --> 01:43:51,720 I don't understand. 1340 01:43:51,931 --> 01:43:55,513 The main question is, when are you free? 1341 01:44:02,858 --> 01:44:06,557 Joanna, I want you to meet my fiancé, Sylvia Alpino. 1342 01:44:06,777 --> 01:44:09,149 - Joanna Wallace. - David has been telling me about you. 1343 01:44:09,363 --> 01:44:10,526 Congratulations. 1344 01:44:10,740 --> 01:44:11,901 Thank you. 1345 01:44:12,158 --> 01:44:14,279 I had a phone call from Hal Van Benius. 1346 01:44:14,492 --> 01:44:14,990 And? 1347 01:44:15,201 --> 01:44:16,862 I got the job. 1348 01:44:17,079 --> 01:44:18,277 Good. 1349 01:44:19,624 --> 01:44:21,033 Good? 1350 01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:24,245 You're going to the States? 1351 01:44:24,460 --> 01:44:26,168 Only for two years. 1352 01:44:26,546 --> 01:44:29,000 Then you must spare me ten minutes. I need your advice. 1353 01:44:29,214 --> 01:44:31,339 He's going to see me in Rome on his way through. 1354 01:44:31,551 --> 01:44:33,341 Ten minutes? 1355 01:44:35,804 --> 01:44:38,969 I've heard the news about you and this wonderful girl here. 1356 01:44:39,183 --> 01:44:43,049 I hope you two can be as happy as that couple over there 1357 01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:45,110 and have a marriage like theirs 1358 01:44:45,147 --> 01:44:47,435 you haven't got a thing to worry about. 1359 01:44:50,569 --> 01:44:55,278 Mark, my problem is very simple, but very complicated. 1360 01:44:55,490 --> 01:44:59,701 You must spare me ten minutes. Ten minutes, please. 1361 01:45:02,247 --> 01:45:05,863 You're the obvious man since it was your original conception 1362 01:45:06,082 --> 01:45:09,451 and I think it only fair you should see what you can do... 1363 01:45:12,338 --> 01:45:14,831 Everybody jump, please. 1364 01:45:16,301 --> 01:45:18,292 Thank you. Thank you. 1365 01:45:18,969 --> 01:45:21,294 I think you should supervise... 1366 01:45:28,897 --> 01:45:30,888 I hate those occasions. 1367 01:45:31,231 --> 01:45:33,721 I hate those occasions. You love those occasions. 1368 01:45:33,942 --> 01:45:35,020 I love you. 1369 01:45:35,818 --> 01:45:37,693 And I love you. 1370 01:45:41,322 --> 01:45:43,897 How long is this going to go on? 1371 01:45:44,118 --> 01:45:45,031 How long what? 1372 01:45:45,244 --> 01:45:46,821 The pretence that we're happy. 1373 01:45:47,037 --> 01:45:48,779 You've never pretended. Who's pretending? 1374 01:45:48,996 --> 01:45:51,570 You are, we're happily married and you want to stay with me. 1375 01:45:52,293 --> 01:45:54,165 Those are two entirely different things. 1376 01:45:54,378 --> 01:45:56,205 You don't have to tell me. 1377 01:45:57,965 --> 01:46:01,049 If you had someone else to go to, you don't have to tell me. 1378 01:46:01,260 --> 01:46:02,338 Why are you still here? 1379 01:46:02,552 --> 01:46:04,294 Because I'm not you. 1380 01:46:05,429 --> 01:46:08,181 How long are you going to go on resenting the past? 1381 01:46:08,390 --> 01:46:11,391 Who's talking? Just who's talking? 1382 01:46:11,603 --> 01:46:14,769 I'm talking. What would you do if we got a divorce? 1383 01:46:15,438 --> 01:46:16,765 Cry. 1384 01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:18,262 For how long? 1385 01:46:18,483 --> 01:46:20,973 I don't know. Why would we get a divorce? 1386 01:46:21,194 --> 01:46:23,186 What if I died or didn't exist? 1387 01:46:23,404 --> 01:46:26,906 If I hadn't had chickenpox, I don't know. 1388 01:46:29,326 --> 01:46:30,870 I love you. 1389 01:46:31,079 --> 01:46:33,830 Well then, well then. 1390 01:46:37,877 --> 01:46:40,449 What would you do if I didn't exist? 1391 01:46:40,670 --> 01:46:42,498 Probably marry David. 1392 01:46:45,591 --> 01:46:47,833 But you do exist. 1393 01:46:49,888 --> 01:46:52,591 You knew the answer. So why ask the question? 1394 01:46:52,805 --> 01:46:54,846 Because I knew the answer. 1395 01:46:55,601 --> 01:46:58,435 There'll never be anyone else like you in my life. 1396 01:46:58,645 --> 01:46:59,262 You promise? 1397 01:46:59,480 --> 01:47:00,889 I hope. 1398 01:47:02,650 --> 01:47:04,975 It's you who can't accept it. 1399 01:47:05,194 --> 01:47:06,309 What can't I accept? 1400 01:47:06,528 --> 01:47:08,521 Why do you stop the car every time I say something? 1401 01:47:08,738 --> 01:47:10,531 What can't I accept? 1402 01:47:10,740 --> 01:47:13,313 That we're a fixture. That we're married. 1403 01:47:13,576 --> 01:47:16,862 You go on about my leaving you when I'm always still here. 1404 01:47:17,287 --> 01:47:19,079 You sure you don't want me to leave you? 1405 01:47:19,289 --> 01:47:20,370 Positive. 1406 01:47:23,835 --> 01:47:25,995 Why do you think I'm here? 1407 01:47:27,047 --> 01:47:28,456 I don't know. That's the thing. 1408 01:47:28,672 --> 01:47:31,591 That's the thing, you never stop to think. 1409 01:47:33,428 --> 01:47:35,716 I've stopped to think. 1410 01:47:36,430 --> 01:47:38,555 Stop thinking. 1411 01:47:47,484 --> 01:47:48,680 Now? 1412 01:47:50,485 --> 01:47:51,683 Here? 1413 01:47:54,405 --> 01:47:55,948 I love happy endings. 1414 01:47:56,158 --> 01:47:57,949 You're just plain immoral. 1415 01:47:58,158 --> 01:48:01,278 How can it be immoral if we're married? 1416 01:48:01,913 --> 01:48:04,699 We're going to have to get a divorce. 1417 01:48:27,228 --> 01:48:29,932 - Come on, Howie. - Okay. Okay. 1418 01:49:00,050 --> 01:49:03,169 You have to admit it. We've changed. 1419 01:49:03,552 --> 01:49:04,715 I admit we've changed. 1420 01:49:04,930 --> 01:49:08,345 It's sad, but there it is. Life. 1421 01:49:09,393 --> 01:49:13,520 At least you're not a bad tempered, disorganised failure any more. 1422 01:49:15,565 --> 01:49:20,107 You're a bad tempered disorganised success. 1423 01:49:20,402 --> 01:49:21,980 "Passeport, s'il vous plait. " 1424 01:49:30,870 --> 01:49:32,069 Wait a minute. 1425 01:49:33,330 --> 01:49:35,904 "Sans passeport vous ne pourrez pas passer le frontière. " 1426 01:49:36,126 --> 01:49:38,697 My passports must be in here somewhere. 1427 01:49:38,919 --> 01:49:40,960 I've got a very important meeting in Rome. 1428 01:49:41,172 --> 01:49:43,081 I've got to get through. 1429 01:50:00,898 --> 01:50:01,597 Bitch. 1430 01:50:01,816 --> 01:50:02,896 Bastard. 1431 01:50:03,305 --> 01:50:09,547 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org