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[BELL RINGING]
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[CHATTERING]
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All right, all right,
what's it going to be?
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A Triple Cream Cup for Christopher.
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A Squelchy Snorter for Otis.
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A Sizzler for June Marie.
And listen!
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- Wonka's got a new one today.
ALL: What is it?
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This one's a Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar.
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Scrumpdiddleumptious Bar?
How does he do it?
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- Do you ask a fish how it swims?
- No.
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- Or a bird how it flies?
- No.
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No, you don't.
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They were born to do it.
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Just like Willy Wonka was born
to be a Candy man...
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and you were born to be a Wonkerer.
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[S I NG I N G]
Who can take the Sunrise.
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Sprinkle it with dew.
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Cover it in chocolate
And a miracle or two.
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The Candy Man!
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The Candy Man can.
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The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love.
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And makes the world taste good.
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Who can take a rainbow.
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Wrap it in a sigh.
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Soak it in the sun
And make the strawberry-lemon pie.
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CHILDREN: The Candy Man?
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The Candy Man!
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The Candy Man can!
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[SINGING] The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love.
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- And makes the world taste good
ALL: Me! Me!
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Willy Wonka makes.
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Everything he bakes.
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Satisfying and delicious.
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Talk about your childhood wishes.
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You can even eat the dishes.
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Who can take tomorrow.
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Dip it in a dream.
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Separate the sorrow
And collect up all the cream.
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- The Candy Man
ALL [SINGING]: Willy Wonka can.
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The Candy Man can.
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The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love.
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And makes the world taste good.
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And the world tastes good
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'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should.
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Hi, Mr. Jopeck.
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Ah, come along, Charlie.
You're late.
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It's payday, Mr. Jopeck.
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You're right.
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- There you are.
- Thanks.
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- Say hello to your Grandpa Joe.
- Okay.
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[BELL RINGING]
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MAN: Up the airy mountain.
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Down the rushing g/en.
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We dare not go a-hunting.
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For fear of little men.
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You see...
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nobody ever goes in...
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and nobody ever comes out.
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Charlie's late.
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He works too hard, for a little boy.
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He should have some time to play.
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Not enough hours in the day.
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With you four bedridden
the last 20 years...
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it takes a lot of work
to keep this family going.
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If only his father were alive.
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When I get my strength back,
I'll get out of bed to help him.
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In all the years
you've been saying that...
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I've yet to see you
set foot on the floor.
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Maybe if the floor wasn't so cold...
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Hi, everybody!
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Wake up, Charlie's home!
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Grandpa George.
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Grandma Georgina.
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Grandma Josephine.
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Grandpa Joe!
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Is this your supper, Grandpa?
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It's yours too.
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I'm fed up with cabbage water.
It's not enough!
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GEORGINA: It's all we have!
JOE: What are you saying?
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- How about this?
- Where did you get that?
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What difference
does it make where? He got it.
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My first payday-
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Good for you, Charlie.
We'll have a real banquet.
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Mom?
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Here's what's left. You keep it.
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Except for this.
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From now on,
I'm paying for your tobacco.
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No one's going to pay for it.
I'm giving it up.
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Dad, it's only one pipe a day.
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When bread looks like a banquet,
I have no right buying tobacco.
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Go on, Grandpa.
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Please take it.
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CHARLIE: After my paper route,
I was in front of Wonka's.
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There was this strange man there.
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I think he was a tinker.
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He was standing behind me
looking at the factory.
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Just before he left, he said:
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"Nobody ever goes in,
and nobody ever comes out."
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And right he was, Charlie.
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Not since the tragic day
Willy Wonka looked it.
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Why'd he lock it?
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Because all the other chocolate makers
were sending spies...
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dressed as workers to steal
Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.
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Especially Slugworth.
Oh, that Slugworth was the worst!
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Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
"I'll be ruined!
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Close the factory!"
And that's just what he did.
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He looked the gates
and vanished completely.
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And then, suddenly,
about three years later...
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the most amazing thing happened.
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The factory started working again,
full blast!
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And more delicious candies
were coming out than ever.
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But the gates stayed looked
so that no one...
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not even Slugworth,
could steal them.
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But Grandpa, someone must be helping
Mr. Wonka work the factory.
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Thousands must be.
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But who?
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Who are they?
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That is the biggest mystery
of them all.
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- Charlie Bucket?
CHARLIE: Yes, Mr. Turkentine?
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- Charlie Bucket?
CHARLIE: Yes, Mr. Turkentine?
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I need an assistant.
Give me a hand.
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We have nitric acid, glycerine...
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and a special mixture of my own.
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Together it's dangerous stuff,
blows you up.
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But mixed together right,
as only I know how, what's it make?
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- I don't know.
- Of course not. Only I know.
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If you knew, you'd be teaching me
instead of me teaching you.
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And for a student to teach his teacher
is presumptuous. Is that clear?
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- CHARLIE: Yes, sir.
- Good.
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[CHILDREN GIGGLING]
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Mixed together in the right way,
these dangerous ingredients...
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make the finest wart remover
in the world.
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The trick is to pour equal amounts.
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Charlie, you take
the nitric acid and glycerine...
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and I'll take my special mixture.
Ready?
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Good lad. Pour.
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[EXPLOSION]
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[CHEERING]
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Did we do it wrong?
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Certainly not.
This is for big warts.
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What's going on out there?
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[CHATTERING]
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Come here. What's happening?
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Willy Wonka's opening his factory!
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Are you sure?
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He's giving lots of chocolate away!
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- Class dismissed!
- It's only for 5 people!
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Class un-dismissed.
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He hid five Golden Tickets.
Whoever finds them wins the prize.
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- Where did he hide them?
- Inside five Wonka Bars.
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- You gotta buy bars to find them!
- Class re-dismissed!
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- You gotta buy bars to find them!
- Class re-dismissed!
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BOY 1: I'll meet you downstairs!
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BOY 2:
I'm gonna buy the whole store!
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MAN [ON TV]:
Now, details on the announcement...
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that has captured
the world's attention.
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Hidden among the billions
of Wonka Bars...
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are five gold tickets.
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To the five people who find them will
come the most fabulous prize ever:
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A lifetime supply of chocolate.
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If this were not enough, each winner,
before receiving his prize...
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will be personally escorted...
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They're all crazy.
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Shh. The man's a genius.
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He'll sell a million bars.
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Do you think I've got a Chance
to find one?
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One? I'm counting on you
to find all five!
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One's enough for me.
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MAN [ON TV]: We have reports...
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that the response is phenomenal.
Wonka Bars are selling...
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at a rate to boggle the mind.
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It is incredible...
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the way Wonkamania
has descended upon the globe.
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While the world searches,
we watch and wait, wondering...
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where it will lead, and how long
the spirit of man will hold up...
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under the strain.
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I still have these dreams, doctor.
And I still can't stop believing them.
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I've told you, Mr. Hoffstedder...
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to believe in dreams
is a manifestation of insanity.
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The sooner you accept this,
the sooner you'll get well.
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I dreamed the Archangel whispered into
my ear where to find a Golden Ticket.
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What did he say?
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What difference does that make?
This was a dream.
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- You said...
- Shut up! Where's the ticket?
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We begin with five Golden Tickets.
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We begin with five Golden Tickets.
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Like five lucky bolts of lightning
ready to strike any point on the map.
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No one knew where or when
the first one would hit.
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But last night we got our answer.
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While America slept,
the first Golden Ticket was found...
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in the small town of
Duselheim, Germany.
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We've been waiting for the story,
and we're ready with a live report.
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Proud we are,
for the attention of the world...
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focuses today here in Duselheim.
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A community thrust into prominence...
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by the discovery of
the first Wonka Golden Ticket.
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Its finder is the son
of a prominent butcher.
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The boys name, Augustus Gloop!
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Augustus Gloop, the pride of
Duselheim, the fame of Western Germany.
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An example for the whole world.
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How does it feel to be
the first Golden Ticket finder?
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- Hungm.
- Any other feelings?
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Sorry for Wonka.
It'll cost him a fortune in fudge.
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Mr. Gloop, would you mind...
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Mrs. Gloop, would you say
a few words to the audience?
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I knew he would find a Golden Ticket.
Eating is his hobby.
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He wouldn't do it unless
he needed the nourishment.
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ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie!
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ALL: Happy birthday, Charlie!
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Here you are, Charlie.
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Thank you.
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It's terrific!
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We each knitted a bit: Grandmas
Georgina and Josephine, and me.
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I did the end pieces with the tassels.
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And here's a little gift
from Grandpa George and me.
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I think I know what this is.
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- It is! A Wonka!
JOE: Open it, Charlie.
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Let's see that Golden Ticket.
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- Wouldn't it be fantastic?
- It's not fair to raise his hopes.
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Never mind. Open it.
I want to see that gold!
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MRS. BUCKET: Stop it.
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- I've got the same Chance as anybody.
JOE: You've got more.
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You want it more.
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Go on, open it!
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Here goes.
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- I got it!
- Where?
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Let's see!
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Fooled you, didn't I?
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You thought I really had it.
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Never mind, Charlie.
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You'll find one.
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- Here, everybody have a bite.
- No, no!
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JOSEPHINE: No, no, no.
GEORGE: No.
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GIRL: I wanted to be the first
to find a Golden Ticket, Daddy!
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MAN: I know, angel.
We're doing the best we can.
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I've got every girl on staff
hunting for you.
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Where is it?
Why can't they find it?
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Veruca, sweetheart,
I'm not a magician!
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Give me time!
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I want it now!
What's the matter with those twerps?
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00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:11,509
For five days now,
the entire factory's been on the job!
245
00:16:11,510 --> 00:16:14,429
They haven't shelled a peanut
since Monday!
246
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:18,141
They've been shelling
chocolate bars from dawn to dusk!
247
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:21,477
Make them work nights!
248
00:16:21,478 --> 00:16:23,479
Come along, you girls!
249
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,566
Put a jerk in it,
or you'll be out on your ears!
250
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,484
And listen, the first girl...
251
00:16:28,485 --> 00:16:33,156
that finds a Golden Ticket gets
a one-pound bonus in her pay packet!
252
00:16:33,157 --> 00:16:35,366
What do you think of that?!
253
00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,909
[CHEERING]
254
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,578
VERUCA: They're not even trying!
255
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:41,164
They don't want to find it!
They're jealous!
256
00:16:41,165 --> 00:16:43,583
Sweetheart,
I can't push them no harder.
257
00:16:43,584 --> 00:16:46,085
Nineteen thousand bars
an hour they're shelling.
258
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,671
Seven hundred and sixty thousand
they've done so far!
259
00:16:48,672 --> 00:16:49,922
You promised!
260
00:16:49,923 --> 00:16:52,758
You promised I'd have it
the first day!
261
00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:56,888
You're going to be very unpopular
if you don't deliver soon.
262
00:16:56,889 --> 00:17:00,349
It breaks my heart.
I hate to see her unhappy.
263
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,101
I won't talk to you!
264
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:05,605
You're a rotten father!
You never give me anything!
265
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,607
I won't go to school!
266
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:10,526
Veruca, sweetheart, angel.
267
00:17:10,527 --> 00:17:13,362
There are only four tickets
left in the world...
268
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:16,199
and the whole world's
hunting for them!
269
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,284
- What can I do?
WOMAN: L got it!
270
00:17:18,285 --> 00:17:22,538
I got it, Mr. Salt! Here it is!
271
00:17:22,539 --> 00:17:27,539
VERUCA:
About time too! I want it!
272
00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:33,591
Give me that ticket! It's mine!
273
00:17:33,592 --> 00:17:38,592
I found the Golden Ticket!
274
00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,017
Thank God for that.
275
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:46,354
Aye. Happiness is what counts
with children.
276
00:17:46,355 --> 00:17:49,732
Happiness and harmony.
277
00:17:49,733 --> 00:17:50,525
MAN: This is the sign of our times.
The symbol of the havoc...
278
00:17:50,526 --> 00:17:53,861
MAN: This is the sign of our times.
The symbol of the havoc...
279
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:56,781
the mad craze
that's sweeping the world.
280
00:17:56,782 --> 00:18:01,118
Whatever corner of the globe we are
in, whichever continent we're on...
281
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,956
the great Wonka Bar search
continues. We're near the end...
282
00:18:04,957 --> 00:18:08,668
of our 43rd day
in the Golden Ticket hunt.
283
00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:11,879
Everywhere are signs of anxiety.
284
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,214
Every hour...
285
00:18:13,215 --> 00:18:16,217
new shipments
are sent around the globe...
286
00:18:16,218 --> 00:18:18,469
but they're not moving fast enough.
287
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:23,057
As time passes, the men who seek them
become more and more desperate.
288
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:27,395
Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've
been during these last few days.
289
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:29,981
But now I think I can safely say...
290
00:18:29,982 --> 00:18:33,150
that your time and money
have been well spent.
291
00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:37,113
We're about to witness the
greatest miracle of the machine age.
292
00:18:37,114 --> 00:18:41,158
Based on a revolutionary
law of probability, this machine...
293
00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:45,663
will tell us the precise location
of the three remaining...
294
00:18:45,664 --> 00:18:50,664
Golden Tickets.
295
00:18:51,837 --> 00:18:54,213
[WHIRRING]
296
00:18:54,214 --> 00:18:55,923
[BELL DINGS]
297
00:18:55,924 --> 00:18:57,216
Itsaysz.
298
00:18:57,217 --> 00:19:02,217
"I won't tell.
That would be cheating."
299
00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:08,769
I am now telling the computer...
300
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:13,024
if it will tell me the correct
answer, I will gladly share with it...
301
00:19:13,025 --> 00:19:17,778
the grand prize.
302
00:19:17,779 --> 00:19:19,238
[BELL DINGS]
303
00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:20,448
He says:
304
00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:25,244
"What would a computer do
with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
305
00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:29,206
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
306
00:19:29,207 --> 00:19:34,207
I am now telling the computer exactly
what he can do with the chocolate.
307
00:19:36,548 --> 00:19:37,214
MAN [ON TV]: Lt can happen here too,
unbelievable as it Sounds...
308
00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:39,967
MAN [ON TV]: Lt can happen here too,
unbelievable as it Sounds...
309
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:41,802
right here in America.
310
00:19:41,803 --> 00:19:46,599
Where even in the smallest town,
the happiest of dreams can come true.
311
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,225
Here she is...
312
00:19:48,226 --> 00:19:52,146
Violet Beauregarde,
finder of Golden Ticket number three.
313
00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,065
From Miles City, Montana.
314
00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:55,650
And the proud parents...
315
00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:59,070
Mr. Beauregarde,
a local politician, civic leader...
316
00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:01,405
Sam Beauregarde,
"Square Deal" Sam to you...
317
00:20:01,406 --> 00:20:03,574
with great giveaway bargains.
318
00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:06,160
The finest Values
in the entire country!
319
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,496
- Here 's a sedan...
- Dad, they don't want you!
320
00:20:08,497 --> 00:20:10,581
- Care to say a few words?
- Sure!
321
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:13,292
Here's Golden Ticket number three,
and it's all mine!
322
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:15,086
MAN [ON TV]:
How'd it happen, Violet?
323
00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:18,005
I'm a gum chewer,
but when I heard about the tickets...
324
00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,716
I laid off gum
and switched to Candy bars.
325
00:20:20,717 --> 00:20:22,927
Now, of course, I'm back on gum.
326
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:25,930
I chew all day, except meals
when I stick it behind my ear.
327
00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,682
WOMAN: Violet!
- Coo/ it, Mother!
328
00:20:27,683 --> 00:20:32,683
This piece of gum, I've been chewing
for three months. A world record!
329
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:36,190
It beat the record
held by my friend, Cornelia...
330
00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,192
and was she mad.
331
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,860
Hi, Cornelia, sweetie.
332
00:20:39,861 --> 00:20:44,861
Let me just say,
if any of you folks watching...
333
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:54,291
[DOOR CLOSES]
334
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:57,878
- What are you doing here?
- I thought I'd walk you home.
335
00:20:57,879 --> 00:21:01,215
I wish I were,
but I'm gonna be here late.
336
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:04,051
Well, then I guess I'll be going.
337
00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:05,970
Why don't you stay a minute?
338
00:21:05,971 --> 00:21:10,971
Here. Pull up a pile of Clothes
and sit down.
339
00:21:11,643 --> 00:21:13,394
Things all right at school?
340
00:21:13,395 --> 00:21:16,313
- Yep.
- Good.
341
00:21:16,314 --> 00:21:18,107
Go on your newspaper route?
342
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,316
Just finished.
343
00:21:19,317 --> 00:21:23,070
Good.
344
00:21:23,071 --> 00:21:27,992
- I wanted to tell you something.
- Oh?
345
00:21:27,993 --> 00:21:29,910
They found the third ticket.
346
00:21:29,911 --> 00:21:31,495
Did they?
347
00:21:31,496 --> 00:21:34,915
Yeah.
348
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:37,918
I guess I'll be going now.
349
00:21:37,919 --> 00:21:40,337
Is that all?
350
00:21:40,338 --> 00:21:42,423
I thought you'd like to know.
351
00:21:42,424 --> 00:21:46,260
Most people are pretty interested.
I know I'm interested.
352
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,680
There are only two tickets left,
you know. Just two.
353
00:21:49,681 --> 00:21:51,348
Pretty soon, just one.
354
00:21:51,349 --> 00:21:53,601
I wonder who the lucky ones will be.
355
00:21:53,602 --> 00:21:56,103
If you're wondering,
it won't be me.
356
00:21:56,104 --> 00:21:58,939
If you're wondering,
you can count me out.
357
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,191
Charlie.
358
00:22:00,192 --> 00:22:02,526
There are 100 billion people...
359
00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:05,863
and only five will find
Golden Tickets.
360
00:22:05,864 --> 00:22:09,283
Even with a sack of money,
you probably wouldn't find one.
361
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:14,121
When this is over you'll be no
different from the billions who didn't.
362
00:22:14,122 --> 00:22:18,042
But I am different.
I want it more than any of them.
363
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:21,545
You'll get your Chance.
One day things will change.
364
00:22:21,546 --> 00:22:24,131
When? When will they change?
365
00:22:24,132 --> 00:22:29,132
Probably when you least expect it.
366
00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:34,679
See you later.
367
00:22:44,653 --> 00:22:49,490
[SINGING]
You get blue like everyone.
368
00:22:49,491 --> 00:22:53,077
But me and Grandpa Joe.
369
00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:57,540
Can make your troubles go away.
370
00:22:57,541 --> 00:23:00,876
Blow away.
371
00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:05,506
There they go.
372
00:23:05,507 --> 00:23:09,093
Cheer up, Charlie.
373
00:23:09,094 --> 00:23:12,012
Give me your smile.
374
00:23:12,013 --> 00:23:17,013
What happened to that smile
I used to know.
375
00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:21,021
Don't you know your grin.
376
00:23:21,022 --> 00:23:25,651
Has always been my Sunshine.
377
00:23:25,652 --> 00:23:30,652
Let that Sunshine show.
378
00:23:31,783 --> 00:23:35,619
Come on, Charlie.
379
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:38,789
No need to frown.
380
00:23:38,790 --> 00:23:43,790
Deep down you know
The world is still your toy.
381
00:23:45,797 --> 00:23:50,797
When the world gets heavy
Never pitapat 'em.
382
00:23:52,137 --> 00:23:57,137
Up and at 'em, boy.
383
00:23:58,226 --> 00:24:00,811
Someda y.
384
00:24:00,812 --> 00:24:03,814
Sweet as a song.
385
00:24:03,815 --> 00:24:08,815
Charlie's lucky day will come along.
386
00:24:10,155 --> 00:24:15,155
Till that day
You gotta stay in strong, Charlie.
387
00:24:17,162 --> 00:24:22,162
Up on top
ls right where you belong.
388
00:24:24,336 --> 00:24:28,088
Look up, Charlie.
389
00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:31,258
You'll see a star.
390
00:24:31,259 --> 00:24:36,259
Just follow it
And keep your dream in view.
391
00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:43,350
Pretty soon the sky
ls gonna clear up, Charlie.
392
00:24:45,857 --> 00:24:50,857
Cheer up, Charlie, do.
393
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:56,951
Cheer up, Charlie.
394
00:24:56,952 --> 00:25:01,952
Just be glad you're you
395
00:25:09,005 --> 00:25:09,797
[GUNSHOTS ON TV]
396
00:25:09,798 --> 00:25:10,422
[GUNSHOTS ON TV]
397
00:25:10,423 --> 00:25:12,299
REPORTER 1:
While the world searches...
398
00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:14,551
here it has actually happened.
399
00:25:14,552 --> 00:25:18,639
There's only one Golden Ticket
left in the entire world.
400
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,309
Because right here,
in Marble Falls, Arizona...
401
00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,311
is lucky winner number four!
402
00:25:24,312 --> 00:25:28,315
The name to be heard around the
universe is Mr. Mike Teevee!
403
00:25:28,316 --> 00:25:31,568
- Hey, Mike, can we shut that off?
- No, are you crazy?
404
00:25:31,569 --> 00:25:33,320
MRS. TEEVEE:
He won't answer till station break.
405
00:25:33,321 --> 00:25:35,572
REPORTER 1:
The country wants to hear from you!
406
00:25:35,573 --> 00:25:37,908
Can't you shut up? I'm busy.
407
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:39,243
What a show.
408
00:25:39,244 --> 00:25:41,245
I serve all his dinners here.
409
00:25:41,246 --> 00:25:43,288
He's never been to the table.
410
00:25:43,289 --> 00:25:44,915
- You love TV?
- You bet!
411
00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:46,750
About that Golden Ticket...
412
00:25:46,751 --> 00:25:48,335
I want to catch this!
413
00:25:48,336 --> 00:25:51,505
REPORTER 2: Like killings?
- What do you think life's all about?
414
00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:54,925
REPORTER 1:
Mike, would you tell us if...
415
00:25:54,926 --> 00:25:56,593
Wait till I get a real one.
416
00:25:56,594 --> 00:25:57,928
Colt .45.
417
00:25:57,929 --> 00:26:00,347
Pop won't let me have one yet,
will you?
418
00:26:00,348 --> 00:26:05,348
Not till you're 12, son.
419
00:26:08,857 --> 00:26:10,941
Four down, one to go.
420
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:15,279
Somewhere out there another
lucky person is moving closer...
421
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,280
to finding the last of the most
sought after prizes in history.
422
00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:23,370
Though we do envy him,
whoever he is...
423
00:26:23,371 --> 00:26:26,540
and might be tempted
to be bitter at our losing...
424
00:26:26,541 --> 00:26:29,710
we must remember there are
more important things.
425
00:26:29,711 --> 00:26:32,546
Many more important things.
426
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:36,508
Offhand, I can't think of what they
are, but I'm sure there's something.
427
00:26:36,509 --> 00:26:39,970
And now for tomorrow's weather...
428
00:26:39,971 --> 00:26:44,971
CHARLIE: Why did you wake me up,
Grandpa? Is something wrong?
429
00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:51,982
Grandpa!
That money was for tobacco.
430
00:26:51,983 --> 00:26:54,401
I told you, I've given it up.
431
00:26:54,402 --> 00:26:55,903
Go on, open it!
432
00:26:55,904 --> 00:26:58,155
One ticket left.
Let's see that gold.
433
00:26:58,156 --> 00:27:01,575
No, you do it. I can't.
434
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:03,994
We're going to be lucky this time.
435
00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:08,248
I've got a funny feeling inside.
436
00:27:08,249 --> 00:27:11,752
Which end shall I open first?
437
00:27:11,753 --> 00:27:15,589
That end. Just a tiny bit.
438
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:19,343
- Like this?
- Now a bit more.
439
00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:22,763
- You finish it! I can't.
- No, Grandpa! You do it.
440
00:27:22,764 --> 00:27:24,431
All right.
441
00:27:24,432 --> 00:27:29,432
Here goes.
442
00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,358
You know...
443
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:39,359
I bet those Golden Tickets
make the chocolate taste terrible.
444
00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:45,244
[CHATTERING]
445
00:27:45,245 --> 00:27:48,622
[BELL RINGS]
446
00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:50,958
MAN: Lot 403.
447
00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:53,544
I can personally guarantee...
448
00:27:53,545 --> 00:27:57,464
that this is the absolutely
last case of Wonka Bars...
449
00:27:57,465 --> 00:27:59,216
left in the United Kingdom.
450
00:27:59,217 --> 00:28:03,720
Shall we start the bidding at
1000 pounds? Do I hear 1000?
451
00:28:03,721 --> 00:28:06,056
1500 pounds? 2000?
452
00:28:06,057 --> 00:28:09,726
I have 2500 here. 4000 pounds?
453
00:28:09,727 --> 00:28:11,395
4500 pounds?
454
00:28:11,396 --> 00:28:13,230
5000 pou...?
455
00:28:13,231 --> 00:28:18,231
Your Majesty!
456
00:28:18,403 --> 00:28:20,112
I'm sorry, Mrs. Curtis.
457
00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,739
There isn't anything here
to give a Clue.
458
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:24,992
They kidnapped my husband
12 hours ago.
459
00:28:24,993 --> 00:28:27,244
When will we hear?
What do they want?
460
00:28:27,245 --> 00:28:31,415
Stay calm. They want ransom.
We'll wait to hear their demands.
461
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:33,834
I'll give them anything they want.
462
00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:35,836
All I want is Harold back!
463
00:28:35,837 --> 00:28:40,837
[PHONE RINGS]
464
00:28:41,092 --> 00:28:43,427
Go ahead, we're listening.
465
00:28:43,428 --> 00:28:45,596
Uh-huh.
466
00:28:45,597 --> 00:28:48,182
Uh-huh.
467
00:28:48,183 --> 00:28:51,685
What? Whatever they asked for
they can have.
468
00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:56,686
They want your case of Wonka Bars.
469
00:28:59,444 --> 00:29:01,945
MAN: Did you hear me?
470
00:29:01,946 --> 00:29:06,116
It's your husband's life
or your Wonka Bars.
471
00:29:06,117 --> 00:29:09,953
How long do I have to think it over?
472
00:29:09,954 --> 00:29:11,121
That's it!
473
00:29:11,122 --> 00:29:13,790
The Wonka Contest is all over.
474
00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:16,043
The final ticket has been found.
475
00:29:16,044 --> 00:29:20,631
We've got a live report coming
in from Paraguay, South America.
476
00:29:20,632 --> 00:29:23,300
It is finished.
The end has come.
477
00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:26,220
The last Golden Ticket
has been found...
478
00:29:26,221 --> 00:29:27,804
right here in Paraguay.
479
00:29:27,805 --> 00:29:30,974
The finder is /ucky
Alberto Mino/ete...
480
00:29:30,975 --> 00:29:34,978
the multi-millionaire owner
of South American gambling Casinos.
481
00:29:34,979 --> 00:29:39,858
Here is the most recent picture
of the happy finder.
482
00:29:39,859 --> 00:29:42,653
Turn it off.
483
00:29:42,654 --> 00:29:44,821
Well, that's that.
484
00:29:44,822 --> 00:29:46,573
No more Golden Tickets.
485
00:29:46,574 --> 00:29:48,825
A lot of rubbish, the whole thing.
486
00:29:48,826 --> 00:29:50,494
Not to Charlie, it wasn't.
487
00:29:50,495 --> 00:29:55,495
A boy needs something to hope for.
What's he got to hope for now?
488
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:57,834
GEORGINA:
Who's going to tell him?
489
00:29:57,835 --> 00:30:00,921
MRS. BUCKET: Let's not wake him.
He'll find out soon enough.
490
00:30:00,922 --> 00:30:02,589
JOE: Yeah, let him sleep.
491
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:07,590
Let him have one last dream.
492
00:30:10,682 --> 00:30:12,766
[CLEARS TH ROAT]
493
00:30:12,767 --> 00:30:15,769
I've decided to switch
Friday's schedule to Monday.
494
00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:19,606
Which means Friday's test
on what we learned during the week...
495
00:30:19,607 --> 00:30:22,109
will now be on Monday,
before we've learned it.
496
00:30:22,110 --> 00:30:24,778
Since today's Tuesday,
it doesn't matter.
497
00:30:24,779 --> 00:30:28,115
Pencils ready!
498
00:30:28,116 --> 00:30:32,411
Today, we are going to learn about...
499
00:30:32,412 --> 00:30:33,912
percentages.
500
00:30:33,913 --> 00:30:37,541
For example, let's take
the recent unpleasantness.
501
00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:40,794
Suppose there were
1000 Wonka Bars in the world...
502
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:44,798
and you each opened
a certain number of them.
503
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,301
That number is...
504
00:30:47,302 --> 00:30:49,886
a percent. Understand?
505
00:30:49,887 --> 00:30:51,388
[ALL MUMBLING]
506
00:30:51,389 --> 00:30:54,474
Madeline, how many
Wonka Bars did you open?
507
00:30:54,475 --> 00:30:55,892
About 100.
508
00:30:55,893 --> 00:31:00,893
There are 10 hundreds in 1000,
therefore, you opened 10 percent.
509
00:31:01,316 --> 00:31:03,817
Peter Goff, how many did you open?
510
00:31:03,818 --> 00:31:05,485
A hundred and fifty.
511
00:31:05,486 --> 00:31:10,486
That's 10 percent half over again,
which makes 15 percent. Charlie?
512
00:31:10,491 --> 00:31:12,909
- How many did you open?
- Two.
513
00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:15,746
That's easy. 200 is twice...
514
00:31:15,747 --> 00:31:17,664
Not 200.
515
00:31:17,665 --> 00:31:19,333
Just two.
516
00:31:19,334 --> 00:31:22,586
What do you mean, you only opened two?
517
00:31:22,587 --> 00:31:24,755
I don't care much for chocolate.
518
00:31:24,756 --> 00:31:26,840
I can't figure out just two!
519
00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:29,176
Let's pretend you opened 200.
520
00:31:29,177 --> 00:31:33,680
If you opened 200 Wonka Bars,
apart from being dreadfully sick...
521
00:31:33,681 --> 00:31:35,515
you'd use 20 percent of 1000...
522
00:31:35,516 --> 00:31:40,516
which is 15 percent half again,
10 percent...
523
00:32:25,775 --> 00:32:27,275
[CHARLIE CLEARS TH ROAT]
524
00:32:27,276 --> 00:32:29,820
- Hi.
- I'd like a bar of chocolate, please.
525
00:32:29,821 --> 00:32:31,446
Yeah, sure.
526
00:32:31,447 --> 00:32:32,697
What kind?
527
00:32:32,698 --> 00:32:35,867
A Slugworth Sizzler?
A Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious?
528
00:32:35,868 --> 00:32:39,788
- Whichever's biggest.
- Try a Wonka Scrumpdiddleumptious.
529
00:32:39,789 --> 00:32:44,789
BILL: Now that the tickets are found,
I don't have to hide them.
530
00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:52,672
[CLEARS TH ROAT]
531
00:32:55,012 --> 00:32:57,722
Hey. Hey, hey. Take it easy!
532
00:32:57,723 --> 00:33:00,225
You'll get a stomachache like that.
533
00:33:00,226 --> 00:33:05,226
- Bye.
- Bye, now.
534
00:33:09,902 --> 00:33:13,488
I think I'll buyjust one more,
for my Grandpa Joe.
535
00:33:13,489 --> 00:33:15,866
Sure.
536
00:33:15,867 --> 00:33:18,034
Try a regular Wonka Bar.
537
00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:18,535
Fine.
538
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,627
[CHATTERING]
539
00:33:27,628 --> 00:33:29,504
MAN 1:
Extra! Extra! Read about the scandal.
540
00:33:29,505 --> 00:33:32,257
MAN 2: Give me a newspaper.
MAN 1: All right. All right.
541
00:33:32,258 --> 00:33:35,635
- Take it easy! One at a time!
MAN 3: Did you hear the news?
542
00:33:35,636 --> 00:33:40,636
- That gambler made a phony ticket.
MAN 4: There's one Golden Ticket still.
543
00:33:41,476 --> 00:33:44,895
MAN 3: The nerve of that guy,
trying to fool the world!
544
00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:49,896
MAN 4: He was a crook! This means
the Contest goes on forever.
545
00:34:32,276 --> 00:34:35,111
Hey! You got the last Golden Ticket!
546
00:34:35,112 --> 00:34:38,114
The kid's found
the last Golden Ticket!
547
00:34:38,115 --> 00:34:39,658
[YELLING]
548
00:34:39,659 --> 00:34:41,451
MAN 1: Lt really is gold!
WOMAN 1: Come here, kid.
549
00:34:41,452 --> 00:34:43,995
MAN 2: Stand back!
Leave the boy alone!
550
00:34:43,996 --> 00:34:46,665
- You're going to kill him.
WOMAN 2: Did you see what he's got?
551
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:48,833
Break it up! MAN 3: Over here.
552
00:34:48,834 --> 00:34:51,461
Charlie! Hold on to that ticket!
553
00:34:51,462 --> 00:34:56,462
Run for it! Run straight home!
And don't stop till you get there!
554
00:35:26,497 --> 00:35:27,831
[CHARLIE GASPS]
555
00:35:27,832 --> 00:35:31,334
I congratulate you, little boy.
Well done.
556
00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:34,004
You've found the fifth Golden Ticket.
557
00:35:34,005 --> 00:35:36,047
May I introduce myself?
558
00:35:36,048 --> 00:35:37,841
Arthur Slugworth.
559
00:35:37,842 --> 00:35:41,219
President of Slugworth Chocolates, Inc.
560
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:45,348
Listen carefully, because
I'm going to make you very rich.
561
00:35:45,349 --> 00:35:49,561
Mr. Wonka is working on
a fantastic invention.
562
00:35:49,562 --> 00:35:52,522
The Everlasting Gobstopper.
563
00:35:52,523 --> 00:35:54,733
If he succeeds, he'll ruin me.
564
00:35:54,734 --> 00:35:58,236
I want you to get just one
Everlasting Gobstopper...
565
00:35:58,237 --> 00:36:01,906
and bring it to me
so I can find the secret formula.
566
00:36:01,907 --> 00:36:03,408
Your reward will be...
567
00:36:03,409 --> 00:36:05,702
10,000 of these.
568
00:36:05,703 --> 00:36:07,579
Think it over, will you?
569
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:09,748
A new house for your family...
570
00:36:09,749 --> 00:36:13,877
food and comfort
for the rest of their lives.
571
00:36:13,878 --> 00:36:15,879
And don't forget the name...
572
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:20,880
Everlasting Gobstopper.
573
00:36:47,453 --> 00:36:51,414
I've got it!
The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!
574
00:36:51,415 --> 00:36:53,750
You're pulling our legs, Charlie.
575
00:36:53,751 --> 00:36:56,753
There aren't any more Golden Tickets.
576
00:36:56,754 --> 00:36:59,297
The last one's fake!
It's in the paper!
577
00:36:59,298 --> 00:37:02,384
I found money, bought a Wonka Bar
and the ticket was in it!
578
00:37:02,385 --> 00:37:05,970
- Charlie.
- Look at it! See for yourself!
579
00:37:05,971 --> 00:37:08,973
Read it, Joe, for heaven's sake!
580
00:37:08,974 --> 00:37:13,478
"Greetings to you, the lucky finder
of this Golden Ticket..."
581
00:37:13,479 --> 00:37:17,649
from Mr. Willy Wonka. Present
this ticket at the factory gates...
582
00:37:17,650 --> 00:37:22,112
at 10:00 in the morning,
October 13t, and do not be late!
583
00:37:22,113 --> 00:37:27,113
You may bring with you one member
of your own family, but no one else.
584
00:37:27,118 --> 00:37:30,453
In your wildest dreams
you could not imagine...
585
00:37:30,454 --> 00:37:34,749
"...the marvelous surprises that await
you!" Charlie, you've done it!
586
00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:37,127
MRS. BUCKET: I can't believe it!
- Grandpa?
587
00:37:37,128 --> 00:37:39,963
It says I can take somebody with me.
588
00:37:39,964 --> 00:37:44,964
I wish you could go.
589
00:37:52,143 --> 00:37:57,143
Charlie...
590
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:02,235
Ahh. That's good, Charlie.
591
00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:07,236
Now help me up.
592
00:38:17,042 --> 00:38:18,501
- Ohi.
- Are you Okay?
593
00:38:18,502 --> 00:38:23,502
I'm fine, Charlie.
594
00:38:25,843 --> 00:38:27,385
CHARLIE: Oh, no!
595
00:38:27,386 --> 00:38:28,136
MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad!
JOSEPHINE: Joe!
596
00:38:28,137 --> 00:38:30,555
MRS. BUCKET: Easy, Dad!
JOSEPHINE: Joe!
597
00:38:30,556 --> 00:38:32,474
Watch it, Joe!
598
00:38:32,475 --> 00:38:33,019
[GRUNTS]
599
00:38:41,233 --> 00:38:45,737
Look at me!
600
00:38:45,738 --> 00:38:48,239
Look at me!
601
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,868
Up and about!
602
00:38:51,869 --> 00:38:56,039
I haven't done this in 20 years!
603
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,040
Ohi _Grandpa!
604
00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:06,712
[SINGING]
I never thought my life could be.
605
00:39:06,717 --> 00:39:11,387
Anything but catastrophe.
606
00:39:11,388 --> 00:39:15,725
But suddenly I begin to see.
607
00:39:15,726 --> 00:39:20,726
A bit of good luck for me
608
00:39:20,731 --> 00:39:25,731
'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket.
609
00:39:26,237 --> 00:39:30,573
I've got a golden twinkle.
610
00:39:30,574 --> 00:39:31,186
In my eye.
611
00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:39,541
I never had a Chance to shine.
612
00:39:39,542 --> 00:39:41,751
Never a happy song to sing.
613
00:39:41,752 --> 00:39:43,920
But suddenly half the world is mine.
614
00:39:43,921 --> 00:39:45,713
What an amazing thing
615
00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,757
'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket.
616
00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,759
It's ours, Charlie!
617
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,596
I've got a golden sun up in the sky.
618
00:39:53,597 --> 00:39:57,725
Slippers, Charlie!
619
00:39:57,726 --> 00:40:01,312
[SINGING] /never thought I'd see the day
When I would face the world and say.
620
00:40:01,313 --> 00:40:04,983
Good morning Look at the sun.
621
00:40:04,984 --> 00:40:08,736
I never thought that I would be
Slap in the /ap of luxury
622
00:40:08,737 --> 00:40:10,488
'Cause I'd have said
623
00:40:10,489 --> 00:40:12,240
- it couldn't be done.
- Oh!
624
00:40:12,241 --> 00:40:14,826
But it can be done.
625
00:40:14,827 --> 00:40:17,787
Oh! The Cane, Charlie!
626
00:40:17,788 --> 00:40:20,373
Ahh! Ahh!
627
00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:22,333
[CHUCKUNG]
628
00:40:22,334 --> 00:40:24,836
Here I go!
629
00:40:24,837 --> 00:40:27,547
Watch my speed!
630
00:40:27,548 --> 00:40:28,048
Oh!
631
00:40:33,262 --> 00:40:37,015
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy.
632
00:40:37,016 --> 00:40:40,518
But nevertheless it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be
633
00:40:40,519 --> 00:40:44,272
[BOTH SINGING]
'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket.
634
00:40:44,273 --> 00:40:48,276
I've got a golden Chance
To make my way.
635
00:40:48,277 --> 00:40:53,277
And with a Golden Ticket
It's a golden day.
636
00:41:09,632 --> 00:41:14,632
Good morning! Look at the sun!
637
00:41:17,056 --> 00:41:21,142
[BOTH SINGING] 'Cause I'd have said
it couldn't be done.
638
00:41:21,143 --> 00:41:24,479
But it can be done.
639
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,566
I never dreamed that I would climb
Over the moon in ecstasy.
640
00:41:28,567 --> 00:41:32,654
But nevertheless it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be
641
00:41:32,655 --> 00:41:35,490
'Cause I've got a Golden Ticket.
642
00:41:35,491 --> 00:41:37,575
I've got a Golden Ticket.
643
00:41:37,576 --> 00:41:41,412
I've got a golden Chance
To make my way.
644
00:41:41,413 --> 00:41:46,413
And with a Golden Ticket
It's a golden day.
645
00:41:50,381 --> 00:41:53,925
Stop! It says the first of October.
That's tomorrow.
646
00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:58,221
We've got lots to do! Comb your hair,
wash your face, polish your shoes...
647
00:41:58,222 --> 00:42:01,432
- I'll take care of everything.
- We don't have much time.
648
00:42:01,433 --> 00:42:06,433
Grandpa, on the way home today,
I ran into Mr. Slugworth.
649
00:42:07,439 --> 00:42:08,189
[BAND PLAYING]
650
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:12,986
[BAND PLAYING]
651
00:42:12,987 --> 00:42:17,987
[CHATTERING]
652
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:26,624
[MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
653
00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:30,294
Peanuts here. Peanuts. Peanuts.
654
00:42:30,295 --> 00:42:32,255
Hey, Mom, we're on TV!
655
00:42:32,256 --> 00:42:34,424
Hi, everybody in Marble Falls!
656
00:42:34,425 --> 00:42:38,302
Hi, Billy! Hi, Maggie! Hi, Fishface!
How do I look?
657
00:42:38,303 --> 00:42:39,971
- You guys ready?
MAN: You're on.
658
00:42:39,972 --> 00:42:41,806
This is the big day.
659
00:42:41,807 --> 00:42:46,807
The day Willy Wonka opens his gates
to shower gifts on the lucky winners.
660
00:42:46,937 --> 00:42:50,440
From all over the globe
people have gathered, waiting...
661
00:42:50,441 --> 00:42:55,441
to see that legendary magician,
Mr. Willy Wonka.
662
00:42:56,155 --> 00:42:59,824
Hi, friends! Don't forget
to visit Beauregarde's Auto Mart...
663
00:42:59,825 --> 00:43:02,952
Cut it out, Dad!
This is my show!
664
00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:07,953
Hi, Cornelia! I've still got it.
How's this for a stretch?
665
00:43:11,420 --> 00:43:13,546
MAN: Come on over here.
666
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:16,174
Bring the Cables over this way.
Come on, quick.
667
00:43:16,175 --> 00:43:19,969
Hey, give me a break.
Let me get a shot.
668
00:43:19,970 --> 00:43:22,472
I want to go in first, before anybody.
669
00:43:22,473 --> 00:43:27,473
Anything you say.
670
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:32,519
Save some room for later,
Augustus, liebling.
671
00:43:33,859 --> 00:43:37,820
I don't believe it! We did it.
We're actually going in.
672
00:43:37,821 --> 00:43:42,116
We're gonna see the greatest
of them all, Mr. Willy Wonka!
673
00:43:42,117 --> 00:43:47,117
[BELL TOLLING]
674
00:44:09,853 --> 00:44:14,853
[CROWD CHEERING]
675
00:45:17,713 --> 00:45:22,508
[CROWD CHEERING]
676
00:45:22,509 --> 00:45:26,470
Thank you.
677
00:45:26,471 --> 00:45:28,806
Thank you.
678
00:45:28,807 --> 00:45:30,308
Welcome, my friends.
679
00:45:30,309 --> 00:45:32,977
Welcome to my chocolate factory.
680
00:45:32,978 --> 00:45:35,438
Would you come forward?
681
00:45:35,439 --> 00:45:40,439
Get back! Come on, Veruca!
682
00:45:43,447 --> 00:45:48,447
That's Slugworth,
the man I told you about.
683
00:45:50,579 --> 00:45:53,789
Welcome.
It's nice to have you here.
684
00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:55,416
I'm so glad you could come.
685
00:45:55,417 --> 00:45:59,754
This is going to be such an
exciting day. I hope you enjoy it.
686
00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:01,589
I think you will.
687
00:46:01,590 --> 00:46:04,800
Please show your Golden Tickets.
688
00:46:04,801 --> 00:46:06,427
I'm Veruca Salt.
689
00:46:06,428 --> 00:46:08,763
Dear Veruca, what a pleasure!
690
00:46:08,764 --> 00:46:11,098
You look pretty in that mink Coat!
691
00:46:11,099 --> 00:46:12,934
I've got three others.
692
00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:17,396
And Mr. Salt. Overjoyed to see you, sir.
Would you just step over there?
693
00:46:17,397 --> 00:46:18,606
Augustus Gloop.
694
00:46:18,607 --> 00:46:20,775
Augustus, my dear boy!
695
00:46:20,776 --> 00:46:23,611
Good to see you,
and in such fine shape!
696
00:46:23,612 --> 00:46:27,615
This must be the radiant Mrs. Gloop.
Over there, dear lady.
697
00:46:27,616 --> 00:46:30,993
- Violet Beauregarde.
- Darling child! Welcome to Wonka's.
698
00:46:30,994 --> 00:46:32,662
What kind of gum you got?
699
00:46:32,663 --> 00:46:35,957
- Charming! Charming!
- Sam Beauregarde here!
700
00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:37,667
What a genuine pleasure.
701
00:46:37,668 --> 00:46:41,128
Any automotive needs, call.
Phone number's on the card.
702
00:46:41,129 --> 00:46:44,131
"With Sam B., it's a guarantee!"
703
00:46:44,132 --> 00:46:46,008
I'm Mike Teevee.
704
00:46:46,009 --> 00:46:47,677
Wham, you're dead!
705
00:46:47,678 --> 00:46:49,178
Wonderful to meet you!
706
00:46:49,179 --> 00:46:51,180
Mrs. Teevee, how do you do?
707
00:46:51,181 --> 00:46:54,350
- What an adorable boy you have.
- Thank you.
708
00:46:54,351 --> 00:46:56,894
- Charlie Bucket.
- Well, well. Charlie Bucket.
709
00:46:56,895 --> 00:47:00,189
I read all about you in the papers.
I'm so happy for you. And Who's this?
710
00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:01,899
My grandfather, Grandpa Joe.
711
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:03,150
Delighted.
712
00:47:03,151 --> 00:47:05,486
Overjoyed. Enraptured. Entranced.
713
00:47:05,487 --> 00:47:07,321
Are we ready? Yes! Good!
714
00:47:07,322 --> 00:47:08,823
In we go!
715
00:47:08,824 --> 00:47:11,117
[CROWD CHEERING]
716
00:47:11,118 --> 00:47:16,118
[MARCHING BAND PLAYS]
717
00:47:43,108 --> 00:47:46,360
Now, hats, Coats, galoshes over here.
718
00:47:46,361 --> 00:47:49,530
Hurry, we have so much time
and so little to see.
719
00:47:49,531 --> 00:47:51,699
Wait a minute! Strike that.
720
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:56,078
Reverse it. Thank you.
721
00:47:56,079 --> 00:47:59,582
VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate?
- First take off your Coat, Violet.
722
00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:02,960
MIKE:
Boy, what Weird Coat hangers!
723
00:48:02,961 --> 00:48:04,128
[SHRIEKING]
724
00:48:04,129 --> 00:48:08,382
Surprises around every corner, but
nothing dangerous! Don't be alarmed.
725
00:48:08,383 --> 00:48:11,218
As soon as your
outer vestments are in hand...
726
00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:13,137
we'll begin.
727
00:48:13,138 --> 00:48:14,347
Now...
728
00:48:14,348 --> 00:48:19,348
will the children
kindly step up here?
729
00:48:24,107 --> 00:48:28,319
[MR. SALT MUMBLING]
730
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,654
MIKE:
Accidents? What kind of accidents?
731
00:48:30,655 --> 00:48:33,324
MRS. TEEVEE:
I didn't know we had to sign anything.
732
00:48:33,325 --> 00:48:35,451
MIKE: I can't read the bottom.
733
00:48:35,452 --> 00:48:37,495
Violet, you first.
734
00:48:37,496 --> 00:48:38,788
Sign here.
735
00:48:38,789 --> 00:48:39,997
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hold it!
736
00:48:39,998 --> 00:48:42,500
Let me through.
Don't sign anything.
737
00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:43,959
What's this all about?
738
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,795
Standard form of contract.
739
00:48:45,796 --> 00:48:49,632
Don't talk contracts. I use them
myself. They're for suckers.
740
00:48:49,633 --> 00:48:53,135
You wouldn't begrudge me
a little protection? A drop?
741
00:48:53,136 --> 00:48:54,678
I don't sign anything.
742
00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:57,681
- Veruca don't sign anything either!
- Then she don't go in.
743
00:48:57,682 --> 00:48:59,475
I'm sorry. House rules.
744
00:48:59,476 --> 00:49:03,646
- I'm going! Don't you dare stop me!
- I'm only trying to help.
745
00:49:03,647 --> 00:49:08,647
Give me that pen!
You're always making things difficult.
746
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:13,656
Nicely handled! She's a girl
who knows where she's going. Violet.
747
00:49:13,657 --> 00:49:16,158
What's all that small print?
748
00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:18,994
Any problems? Dial information.
Thanks for Calling.
749
00:49:18,995 --> 00:49:22,415
- Mike, Augustus.
- Violet! Violet!
750
00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:25,084
I assume there's
an accident indemnity clause?
751
00:49:25,085 --> 00:49:26,669
Never between friends.
752
00:49:26,670 --> 00:49:30,172
Saw this in a movie. A guy signed
his wife's insurance policy.
753
00:49:30,173 --> 00:49:32,133
- Then he bumped her off.
- Clever.
754
00:49:32,134 --> 00:49:33,342
What about me, Grandpa?
755
00:49:33,343 --> 00:49:35,928
Sign away, Charlie!
We've got nothing to lose.
756
00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,513
VERUCA: Let's go in! Come on!
757
00:49:37,514 --> 00:49:41,434
Paüence, paüence!
Everything has to be in order.
758
00:49:41,435 --> 00:49:43,602
Everyone signed? Yes?
759
00:49:43,603 --> 00:49:48,603
Good. On we go!
760
00:49:54,614 --> 00:49:56,532
Ninety-nine...
761
00:49:56,533 --> 00:49:58,033
forty-four...
762
00:49:58,034 --> 00:50:01,454
one hundred percent pure.
763
00:50:01,455 --> 00:50:05,958
Just through the other door, please.
764
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:08,461
There's some mistake here.
765
00:50:08,462 --> 00:50:10,463
MIKE: There is no other door.
766
00:50:10,464 --> 00:50:11,797
There's no way out!
767
00:50:11,798 --> 00:50:14,800
I know there's a door here someplace.
768
00:50:14,801 --> 00:50:16,886
MR. BEAUREGARDE:
I don't like this, Wonka!
769
00:50:16,887 --> 00:50:18,387
MR. SALT: Is this a trick?
770
00:50:18,388 --> 00:50:22,141
Mr. Wonka, help!
I'm getting squashed! Save me!
771
00:50:22,142 --> 00:50:24,727
Is it my soul that calls me by name?
772
00:50:24,728 --> 00:50:26,479
Let me out or I'll scream!
773
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,064
- Somebody's touching me!
- Now look here, Wonka!
774
00:50:29,065 --> 00:50:32,526
Question time will come at the end
of the session. We must press on.
775
00:50:32,527 --> 00:50:34,904
Come along. Come along.
776
00:50:34,905 --> 00:50:37,072
- Ah, here we are.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Don't be a fool.
777
00:50:37,073 --> 00:50:38,866
That's the way we came in.
778
00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:41,702
It is? Are you sure?
779
00:50:41,703 --> 00:50:43,579
We've just come through there.
780
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:46,373
How do you like that?
781
00:50:46,374 --> 00:50:50,211
- There we are.
- What is this, Wonka? A fun house?
782
00:50:50,212 --> 00:50:51,545
Why? Having fun?
783
00:50:51,546 --> 00:50:53,714
I've had enough.
I'm not going in there.
784
00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,549
We're getting out of here.
785
00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:59,220
You can't get out backwards.
You have to go forward to go back.
786
00:50:59,221 --> 00:51:01,597
Better press on.
787
00:51:01,598 --> 00:51:04,391
MIKE: The room is getting smaller.
MRS. TEEVEE: No, it's not!
788
00:51:04,392 --> 00:51:07,061
- He's getting bigger.
MR. SALT: He's at it again.
789
00:51:07,062 --> 00:51:10,022
VIOLET: Where's the chocolate?
MR. BEAUREGARDE: L doubt if there is any.
790
00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:12,608
I doubt if any of us
will get out alive.
791
00:51:12,609 --> 00:51:15,110
Never doubt what nobody is sure about.
792
00:51:15,111 --> 00:51:17,571
You can't squeeze me
through that door.
793
00:51:17,572 --> 00:51:20,241
You're off your nut.
No one can get through there.
794
00:51:20,242 --> 00:51:21,784
My dear friends...
795
00:51:21,785 --> 00:51:24,912
you are now about to enter
the nerve center...
796
00:51:24,913 --> 00:51:28,082
to the entire Wonka factory.
797
00:51:28,083 --> 00:51:32,419
Inside this room,
all of my dreams become realities.
798
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:34,630
And some of my realities
become dreams.
799
00:51:34,631 --> 00:51:38,634
And almost everything you'll see
is eatable... Edible.
800
00:51:38,635 --> 00:51:40,928
I mean, you can eat almost everything.
801
00:51:40,929 --> 00:51:42,638
Let me in, I'm Starving!
802
00:51:42,639 --> 00:51:45,891
Don't get overexcited.
Don't lose your head.
803
00:51:45,892 --> 00:51:49,770
We don't want anyone to lose that.
804
00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,105
Yet.
805
00:51:51,106 --> 00:51:53,107
Now, the combination.
806
00:51:53,108 --> 00:51:55,484
This is a musical lock.
807
00:51:55,485 --> 00:51:57,611
[PLAYS KEYBOARD]
808
00:51:57,612 --> 00:51:58,946
Rachmaninoff.
809
00:51:58,947 --> 00:52:01,448
WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen...
810
00:52:01,449 --> 00:52:04,118
boys and girls...
811
00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:09,119
the Chocolate Room.
812
00:52:43,992 --> 00:52:46,869
WONKA:
Hold your breath. Make a wish.
813
00:52:46,870 --> 00:52:48,871
Count to three.
814
00:52:48,872 --> 00:52:50,706
[SINGING] Come with me.
815
00:52:50,707 --> 00:52:52,708
And you'll be.
816
00:52:52,709 --> 00:52:56,837
In a world of pure imagination.
817
00:52:56,838 --> 00:52:58,464
Take a look.
818
00:52:58,465 --> 00:53:00,299
And you'll see.
819
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:05,300
Into your imagination.
820
00:53:09,893 --> 00:53:12,561
We 'l/ begin.
821
00:53:12,562 --> 00:53:14,146
With a spin.
822
00:53:14,147 --> 00:53:18,359
Traveling
In the world of my creation.
823
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,113
What we'/I see Will defy.
824
00:53:23,114 --> 00:53:28,114
Explanation.
825
00:53:36,044 --> 00:53:39,713
If you want to view paradise.
826
00:53:39,714 --> 00:53:44,134
Simply look around and view it.
827
00:53:44,135 --> 00:53:48,055
Anything you want to, do it.
828
00:53:48,056 --> 00:53:51,809
Want to change the world.
829
00:53:51,810 --> 00:53:56,810
There's nothing to it.
830
00:54:02,570 --> 00:54:07,570
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hurry, Violet!
CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa!
831
00:54:11,913 --> 00:54:14,998
[SINGING] There is no
Life I know.
832
00:54:14,999 --> 00:54:18,252
To compare With pure imagination.
833
00:54:18,253 --> 00:54:21,672
Living there You'll be free.
834
00:54:21,673 --> 00:54:26,673
If you truly wish to be.
835
00:55:06,593 --> 00:55:10,637
If you want to view paradise.
836
00:55:10,638 --> 00:55:14,391
Simply look around and view it.
837
00:55:14,392 --> 00:55:18,312
Anything you want to, do it.
838
00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:21,064
Want to change the world.
839
00:55:21,065 --> 00:55:23,734
There's nothing.
840
00:55:23,735 --> 00:55:24,235
To it.
841
00:55:37,081 --> 00:55:42,081
There is no Life I know.
842
00:55:42,337 --> 00:55:47,337
To compare With pure imagination.
843
00:55:48,676 --> 00:55:52,387
Living there.
844
00:55:52,388 --> 00:55:55,516
You'll be free.
845
00:55:55,517 --> 00:56:00,517
If you truly.
846
00:56:00,772 --> 00:56:05,772
Wish to be.
847
00:56:16,214 --> 00:56:17,454
What a disgusting, dirty river!
848
00:56:17,455 --> 00:56:18,539
What a disgusting, dirty river!
849
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:20,123
It's industrial waste.
850
00:56:20,124 --> 00:56:22,417
A ruined watershed, Wonka.
It's polluted.
851
00:56:22,418 --> 00:56:23,627
It's chocolate.
852
00:56:23,628 --> 00:56:25,128
That's chocolate?
853
00:56:25,129 --> 00:56:26,547
That's chocolate.
854
00:56:26,548 --> 00:56:28,215
A chocolate river!
855
00:56:28,216 --> 00:56:30,801
JOE: The most fantastic thing
I've ever seen.
856
00:56:30,802 --> 00:56:32,719
WONKA: 10,000 gallons an hour.
857
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:37,558
Look at my waterfall.
That's the most important thing.
858
00:56:37,559 --> 00:56:41,562
WONKA: It's mixing my chocolate.
It's actually churning my chocolate.
859
00:56:41,563 --> 00:56:45,732
No other factory in the world
mixes chocolate by waterfall.
860
00:56:45,733 --> 00:56:49,152
But it's the only way
if you want it just right.
861
00:56:49,153 --> 00:56:51,780
Grandpa, look there,
across the river!
862
00:56:51,781 --> 00:56:53,073
CHARLIE: Little men!
863
00:56:53,074 --> 00:56:55,325
JOE:
Jumping crocodiles, Charlie!
864
00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:57,411
Now we know who makes it.
865
00:56:57,412 --> 00:57:01,415
MR. SALT: I never saw anybody
with an orange face before.
866
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,500
Funny-looking people.
867
00:57:03,501 --> 00:57:05,419
MRS. TEEVEE:
What are they doing?
868
00:57:05,420 --> 00:57:07,087
WONKA:
It's creaming and sugaring time.
869
00:57:07,088 --> 00:57:10,340
VIOLET: They can't be real people.
WONKA: Of course they're real people.
870
00:57:10,341 --> 00:57:11,675
Nonsense!
871
00:57:11,676 --> 00:57:14,720
- No, Oompa Loompas.
ALL: Oompa Loompas?
872
00:57:14,721 --> 00:57:15,929
From Loompaland.
873
00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:17,931
Loompaland?
There's no such place!
874
00:57:17,932 --> 00:57:19,600
Excuse me, dear lady...
875
00:57:19,601 --> 00:57:21,101
I teach geography-
876
00:57:21,102 --> 00:57:22,686
Then you know all about it.
877
00:57:22,687 --> 00:57:24,438
And what a terrible country it is.
878
00:57:24,439 --> 00:57:27,774
Nothing but desolate wastes
and fierce beasts.
879
00:57:27,775 --> 00:57:31,028
The poor little Oompa Loompas
were so small and helpless...
880
00:57:31,029 --> 00:57:33,739
they would get gobbled up.
881
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:37,451
A Wangdoodle would eat 10 of them
for breakfast and think nothing of it.
882
00:57:37,452 --> 00:57:39,119
And so I said:
883
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:42,122
"Come and live with me
in peace and safety..."
884
00:57:42,123 --> 00:57:45,208
away from all the Wangdoodles
and Hornswogglers...
885
00:57:45,209 --> 00:57:48,962
"...and Snozzwangers
and rotten Vermicious Knids."
886
00:57:48,963 --> 00:57:53,133
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids?
What kind of rubbish is that?
887
00:57:53,134 --> 00:57:55,886
I'm sorry, questions
must be submitted in writing.
888
00:57:55,887 --> 00:57:58,055
So, in the greatest of secrecy...
889
00:57:58,056 --> 00:58:01,808
I transported the entire population
of Oompa Loompas here.
890
00:58:01,809 --> 00:58:05,896
I want an Oompa Loompa.
I want you to get me one right away!
891
00:58:05,897 --> 00:58:08,899
All right, I'll get you one
before the day's out.
892
00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:11,485
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
893
00:58:11,486 --> 00:58:12,986
Can it, you nit!
894
00:58:12,987 --> 00:58:15,614
AUGUSTUS: Mm. This is terrific.
895
00:58:15,615 --> 00:58:16,323
CHARLIE: Grandpa, look at Augustus.
JOE: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
896
00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:19,242
CHARLIE: Grandpa, look at Augustus.
JOE: Don't worry, he can't drink it all.
897
00:58:19,243 --> 00:58:23,080
Augustus, sweetheart,
save some room for later.
898
00:58:23,081 --> 00:58:27,918
Don't do that! My chocolate
must never be touched by human hands.
899
00:58:27,919 --> 00:58:30,754
Don't do that!
You're contaminating my entire river!
900
00:58:30,755 --> 00:58:34,341
- Please, I beg you! Augustus!
- Aah!
901
00:58:34,342 --> 00:58:35,676
WONKA: My chocolate!
902
00:58:35,677 --> 00:58:37,928
Help!
903
00:58:37,929 --> 00:58:41,682
My chocolate!
My beautiful chocolate!
904
00:58:41,683 --> 00:58:44,184
Don't just stand there!
Do something!
905
00:58:44,185 --> 00:58:46,603
Help. Police. Murder.
906
00:58:46,604 --> 00:58:50,232
- Quick, Charlie, here.
- Grab this!
907
00:58:50,233 --> 00:58:52,109
MRS. TEEVEE:
What's happening to him?
908
00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:53,777
MR. SALT: He's drowning.
MRS. GLOOP: Dive in!
909
00:58:53,778 --> 00:58:55,362
- Save him!
- Oh, it's too late.
910
00:58:55,363 --> 00:58:56,947
- Too late?
- He's had it now.
911
00:58:56,948 --> 00:58:59,950
WONKA: The suction's got him.
MRS. GLOOP: Augustus, come back!
912
00:58:59,951 --> 00:59:01,284
Where is he?
913
00:59:01,285 --> 00:59:02,953
Watch the pipe.
914
00:59:02,954 --> 00:59:05,539
VERUCA:
How long is he going to stay down?
915
00:59:05,540 --> 00:59:08,291
MRS. GLOOP: He can't swim!
WONKA: No better time to learn.
916
00:59:08,292 --> 00:59:11,378
VIOLET: His coat's going up the pipe!
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Call a plumber!
917
00:59:11,379 --> 00:59:13,547
MR. SALT:
He's stuck in the pipe, isn't he?
918
00:59:13,548 --> 00:59:15,716
It's his stomach.
919
00:59:15,717 --> 00:59:17,092
Help! Help!
920
00:59:17,093 --> 00:59:19,386
VIOLET: He's blocking the chocolate!
- What happens now?
921
00:59:19,387 --> 00:59:24,141
The pressure will get him out.
It's building up behind the blockage.
922
00:59:24,142 --> 00:59:26,727
MR. SALT: How long will it take
to push him through?
923
00:59:26,728 --> 00:59:28,770
The suspense is terrible.
924
00:59:28,771 --> 00:59:33,066
I hope it'll last.
925
00:59:33,067 --> 00:59:35,068
CHARLIE: He'll never get out.
926
00:59:35,069 --> 00:59:36,403
Yes, he will.
927
00:59:36,404 --> 00:59:40,907
Remember, you once asked me
how a bullet comes out of a gun?
928
00:59:40,908 --> 00:59:43,326
He'll be made into marshmallows
in five seconds!
929
00:59:43,327 --> 00:59:46,872
- Impossible, dear lady! Unthinkable!
- Why?
930
00:59:46,873 --> 00:59:49,666
It doesn't go to the Marshmallow
Room, it goes to the Fudge Room.
931
00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:51,084
MRS. GLOOP: You terrible man!
932
00:59:51,085 --> 00:59:53,670
[PLAYS FLUTE]
933
00:59:53,671 --> 00:59:56,506
Take Mrs. Gloop to the Fudge Room,
but look sharp...
934
00:59:56,507 --> 00:59:58,925
or her boy will go in the boiler.
935
00:59:58,926 --> 01:00:00,844
You boiled him up!
936
01:00:00,845 --> 01:00:04,681
Ni/ desperandum. Across the desert
lies the promised land.
937
01:00:04,682 --> 01:00:06,266
Goodbye, Mrs. Gloop.
938
01:00:06,267 --> 01:00:11,267
Adieu! Auf wiedersehen.
Gesundheit. Farewell.
939
01:00:12,190 --> 01:00:14,691
[SINGING]
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.
940
01:00:14,692 --> 01:00:18,111
I've got a perfect puzzle for you.
941
01:00:18,112 --> 01:00:21,281
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee.
942
01:00:21,282 --> 01:00:24,618
If you are Wise
You'll listen to me.
943
01:00:24,619 --> 01:00:27,954
What do you get
When you guzzle down sweets?
944
01:00:27,955 --> 01:00:31,208
Eating as much
As an elephant eats.
945
01:00:31,209 --> 01:00:34,377
What are you at
Getting terribly fat?
946
01:00:34,378 --> 01:00:39,299
What do you think
Will come of that?
947
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:41,176
I don't like the look of it.
948
01:00:41,177 --> 01:00:44,387
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da.
949
01:00:44,388 --> 01:00:47,516
If you're not greedy
You will go far.
950
01:00:47,517 --> 01:00:50,852
You will live In happiness too.
951
01:00:50,853 --> 01:00:55,853
Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee Do.
952
01:01:00,071 --> 01:01:04,407
Doompa Dee Do.
953
01:01:04,408 --> 01:01:05,033
Hey, what kind of place you running here?
954
01:01:05,034 --> 01:01:07,536
Hey, what kind of place you running here?
955
01:01:07,537 --> 01:01:11,414
[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]
956
01:01:11,415 --> 01:01:16,415
What's he talking about?
957
01:01:24,053 --> 01:01:29,053
[BELL RINGING]
958
01:01:31,769 --> 01:01:33,270
Wow, what a boat!
959
01:01:33,271 --> 01:01:35,897
Ooh! Looks good enough to eat!
960
01:01:35,898 --> 01:01:38,108
That's quite a nice little canoe.
961
01:01:38,109 --> 01:01:42,362
"All I ask is a tall ship
and a star to sail her by."
962
01:01:42,363 --> 01:01:43,613
All aboard!
963
01:01:43,614 --> 01:01:45,866
Ladies first. That means Veruca.
964
01:01:45,867 --> 01:01:49,035
If she's a lady,
I'm a Vermicious Knid.
965
01:01:49,036 --> 01:01:52,789
- You sure this thing will float?
- With your buoyancy, rest assured.
966
01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:55,208
She's très jo/ie,
but is she seaworthy?
967
01:01:55,209 --> 01:01:58,962
Nothing to worry about.
I take good care of my guests.
968
01:01:58,963 --> 01:02:03,963
- You took good care of the August kid.
- Everybody aboard!
969
01:02:04,302 --> 01:02:06,386
You're going to love this.
970
01:02:06,387 --> 01:02:11,387
Just love it.
971
01:02:38,252 --> 01:02:42,422
I want a boat like this. A beautiful
paddleboat, that's what I want.
972
01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:45,342
What she wants is a kick in the pants.
973
01:02:45,343 --> 01:02:46,843
I'm gonna be seasick.
974
01:02:46,844 --> 01:02:48,553
WONKA: Try one of these.
- What are they?
975
01:02:48,554 --> 01:02:51,139
WONKA: Rainbow drops.
You can spit in seven colors.
976
01:02:51,140 --> 01:02:53,016
Spitting's a dirty habit.
977
01:02:53,017 --> 01:02:58,017
I know a Worse one.
978
01:03:06,364 --> 01:03:11,364
- What business you in, Salt?
- Nuts.
979
01:03:21,462 --> 01:03:22,879
Where are we going?
980
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,839
I don't like that tunnel.
981
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,383
I want off!
982
01:03:26,384 --> 01:03:31,384
Around the world and home again.
That's the sailor's way!
983
01:03:31,973 --> 01:03:35,350
VERUCA:
I don't like this ride, Daddy!
984
01:03:35,351 --> 01:03:38,311
[ALL CHATTERING]
985
01:03:38,312 --> 01:03:40,313
MRS. TEEVEE:
We're going too fast!
986
01:03:40,314 --> 01:03:41,982
VIOLET: We're going to sink!
987
01:03:41,983 --> 01:03:44,317
VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat?
- Faster!
988
01:03:44,318 --> 01:03:49,318
MR. SALT:
Close your eyes and hang on tight!
989
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,994
- What is this, a freakout?
- This isn't funny!
990
01:03:53,995 --> 01:03:56,329
You can't possibly see
where you're going!
991
01:03:56,330 --> 01:03:58,498
You're right. I can't.
992
01:03:58,499 --> 01:04:01,042
MIKE:
This would make a great series!
993
01:04:01,043 --> 01:04:03,878
MR. SALT: Wonka.
- This is kind of strange.
994
01:04:03,879 --> 01:04:07,132
Yes, strange, Charlie. But it's fun! Ha-ha!
995
01:04:07,133 --> 01:04:11,720
MIKE: This is terrific.
- I want to get off the boat, Wonka!
996
01:04:11,721 --> 01:04:14,180
Aah! I may get sick!
997
01:04:14,181 --> 01:04:15,765
This has gone too far!
998
01:04:15,766 --> 01:04:18,601
Tell that little guy
to turn us around!
999
01:04:18,602 --> 01:04:21,563
Aah! Now I am gonna be sick!
1000
01:04:21,564 --> 01:04:26,151
- Grandpa!
- Couldn't be.
1001
01:04:26,152 --> 01:04:28,445
[SCREAMING]
1002
01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:32,198
[SINGING]
There's no earthly way of knowing.
1003
01:04:32,199 --> 01:04:33,366
He's singing.
1004
01:04:33,367 --> 01:04:36,870
Which direction we are going.
1005
01:04:36,871 --> 01:04:41,374
There's no knowing where we 're rowing.
1006
01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:44,794
Or which way the river's flowing.
1007
01:04:44,795 --> 01:04:47,047
Is it raining.
1008
01:04:47,048 --> 01:04:49,632
Is it snowing
1009
01:04:49,633 --> 01:04:54,633
ls a hurricane a-blowing.
1010
01:04:55,389 --> 01:04:59,726
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing.
1011
01:04:59,727 --> 01:05:03,063
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
1012
01:05:03,064 --> 01:05:05,899
Ls the grizzly reaper mowing?
1013
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,400
Yes!
1014
01:05:07,401 --> 01:05:12,238
The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing.
1015
01:05:12,239 --> 01:05:15,533
And they're certainly not showing.
1016
01:05:15,534 --> 01:05:20,534
Any signs that they are slowing!
1017
01:05:21,165 --> 01:05:24,167
[SCREAMING]
1018
01:05:24,168 --> 01:05:26,503
- Make him stop, Daddy!
- Wonka...
1019
01:05:26,504 --> 01:05:28,755
- ...this has gone far enough!
- Quite right, sir.
1020
01:05:28,756 --> 01:05:31,758
Stop the boat!
1021
01:05:31,759 --> 01:05:33,468
- We're there.
MRS. TEEVEE: Where?
1022
01:05:33,469 --> 01:05:34,677
Here.
1023
01:05:34,678 --> 01:05:38,681
A small step for mankind,
but a giant step for us.
1024
01:05:38,682 --> 01:05:40,350
All ashore!
1025
01:05:40,351 --> 01:05:42,519
Let me off this freight!
1026
01:05:42,520 --> 01:05:45,772
- Why don't they show that stuff on TV?
- I don't know.
1027
01:05:45,773 --> 01:05:49,484
- What a nightmare!
- Daddy, I do not want a boat like this.
1028
01:05:49,485 --> 01:05:50,985
CHARLIE: "Dairy cream"?
1029
01:05:50,986 --> 01:05:51,736
"Whipped cream."
1030
01:05:51,737 --> 01:05:52,195
"Whipped cream."
1031
01:05:52,196 --> 01:05:54,781
- "Coffee cream."
- "Vanilla cream."
1032
01:05:54,782 --> 01:05:57,033
[IN UNISON] "Hair cream"?
1033
01:05:57,034 --> 01:05:59,744
[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
1034
01:05:59,745 --> 01:06:04,745
That's not French.
1035
01:06:07,711 --> 01:06:11,881
I can't take much more.
1036
01:06:11,882 --> 01:06:14,801
Der Inventing Room.
1037
01:06:14,802 --> 01:06:17,637
Now remember, no messing about.
1038
01:06:17,638 --> 01:06:20,432
No touching, no tasting, no telling.
1039
01:06:20,433 --> 01:06:21,641
No telling what?
1040
01:06:21,642 --> 01:06:26,312
All of my most secret inventions
are Cooking and simmering in here.
1041
01:06:26,313 --> 01:06:30,233
Old Slugworth would give his false
teeth to get inside for five minutes.
1042
01:06:30,234 --> 01:06:35,234
So don't touch a thing!
1043
01:06:47,877 --> 01:06:48,489
[BEEPING]
1044
01:06:58,304 --> 01:07:01,473
Inventing Room?
Looks more like a Turkish bath.
1045
01:07:01,474 --> 01:07:05,143
Even if Slugworth did get in here,
he couldn't find anything.
1046
01:07:05,144 --> 01:07:07,812
- You got a garbage strike?
- Who does the Cleaning?
1047
01:07:07,813 --> 01:07:09,397
Shouldn't you wear gloves?
1048
01:07:09,398 --> 01:07:11,733
You'll have health inspectors
añeryou.
1049
01:07:11,734 --> 01:07:15,737
Invention, my dear friends,
is 93 percent perspiration...
1050
01:07:15,738 --> 01:07:17,989
six percent electricity...
1051
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:19,991
four percent evaporation...
1052
01:07:19,992 --> 01:07:22,494
and two percent
butterscotch ripple.
1053
01:07:22,495 --> 01:07:24,913
MRS. TEEVEE:
That's a hundred and five percent!
1054
01:07:24,914 --> 01:07:27,582
MR. SALT: Any good?
1055
01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,083
Yes.
1056
01:07:29,084 --> 01:07:32,921
Excuse me.
1057
01:07:32,922 --> 01:07:37,922
Time is a precious thing.
Never waste it.
1058
01:07:38,177 --> 01:07:42,222
- He's absolutely bonkers!
- That's not bad.
1059
01:07:42,223 --> 01:07:44,432
Mm.
1060
01:07:44,433 --> 01:07:47,852
WONKA [SINGING]: In springtime
The only pretty ring time.
1061
01:07:47,853 --> 01:07:51,105
Birds sing
Hey, ding a ding-a-ding.
1062
01:07:51,106 --> 01:07:53,900
Sweet /overs love...
1063
01:07:53,901 --> 01:07:58,154
the spring
1064
01:07:58,155 --> 01:08:00,448
I told you not to, silly boy.
1065
01:08:00,449 --> 01:08:01,950
Your teeth!
1066
01:08:01,951 --> 01:08:03,868
Boy, that's great stuff.
1067
01:08:03,869 --> 01:08:04,619
That's exploding Candy,
for your enemies. Great idea.
1068
01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:07,622
That's exploding Candy,
for your enemies. Great idea.
1069
01:08:07,623 --> 01:08:12,623
Not ready yet.
Needs more gel ignite.
1070
01:08:20,386 --> 01:08:21,886
What's that for?
1071
01:08:21,887 --> 01:08:26,057
Gives it a little kick.
1072
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:29,227
Wonka!
1073
01:08:29,228 --> 01:08:31,729
Butterscotch? Buttergin?
1074
01:08:31,730 --> 01:08:33,731
Something going on inside?
1075
01:08:33,732 --> 01:08:38,611
"Candy is dandy,
but liquor is quicker."
1076
01:08:38,612 --> 01:08:40,321
Aah!
1077
01:08:40,322 --> 01:08:42,907
What's the matter?
Too hot, Mr. Wonka?
1078
01:08:42,908 --> 01:08:45,159
Too cold! Far too cold.
1079
01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:47,662
That's gourmet Cooking for you.
1080
01:08:47,663 --> 01:08:48,955
[MACHINE BEEPING]
1081
01:08:48,956 --> 01:08:50,707
No! Don't, please.
1082
01:08:50,708 --> 01:08:53,751
Forgive me, but no one
must look under there.
1083
01:08:53,752 --> 01:08:57,005
This is the most secret machine
in my factory.
1084
01:08:57,006 --> 01:09:02,006
- This one's going to sizzle Slugworth.
CHARLIE: What's it do?
1085
01:09:02,094 --> 01:09:07,094
- Would you like to see?
ALL: Yeah!
1086
01:09:11,061 --> 01:09:13,688
[BELL RINGING]
1087
01:09:13,689 --> 01:09:18,689
[WHIRRING]
1088
01:09:27,786 --> 01:09:29,120
What's it do?
1089
01:09:29,121 --> 01:09:32,290
Can't you see?
It makes Everlasting Gobstoppers.
1090
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:34,208
VIOLET:
Did you say Everlasting Gobstoppers?
1091
01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:37,545
For children with little money.
You can suck them forever.
1092
01:09:37,546 --> 01:09:39,505
I want an Everlasting Gobstopper!
1093
01:09:39,506 --> 01:09:40,715
- Me too!
- And me!
1094
01:09:40,716 --> 01:09:43,468
Fantastic invention.
Revolutionize the industry.
1095
01:09:43,469 --> 01:09:47,305
You suck them and they'll
never get smaller. Never.
1096
01:09:47,306 --> 01:09:48,640
I think.
1097
01:09:48,641 --> 01:09:50,892
WONKA: Few more tests.
- How do you make them?
1098
01:09:50,893 --> 01:09:54,646
I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
Speak louder next time.
1099
01:09:54,647 --> 01:09:56,481
Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper?
1100
01:09:56,482 --> 01:09:59,067
"Vlel 'l do!"
1101
01:09:59,068 --> 01:10:03,655
I can only give them to you if you
swear to keep them for yourselves.
1102
01:10:03,656 --> 01:10:08,242
And never show them
to another soul as long as you live.
1103
01:10:08,243 --> 01:10:10,328
WONKA: Agreed?
CHILDREN [IN UNISON]: Agreed!
1104
01:10:10,329 --> 01:10:13,998
Good. One for you,
and one for you, and one for you.
1105
01:10:13,999 --> 01:10:15,667
What about Charlie?
1106
01:10:15,668 --> 01:10:17,168
And one for Charlie.
1107
01:10:17,169 --> 01:10:19,754
Hey, she's got two!
I want another!
1108
01:10:19,755 --> 01:10:22,757
- Stop squawking, you twit!
WONKA: Everybody has one.
1109
01:10:22,758 --> 01:10:27,679
And one is enough for anybody.
Now, come along.
1110
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,722
If you'll follow me...
1111
01:10:29,723 --> 01:10:30,473
I have something special
to show you.
1112
01:10:30,474 --> 01:10:32,016
I have something special
to show you.
1113
01:10:32,017 --> 01:10:34,018
It's special, all right.
1114
01:10:34,019 --> 01:10:36,437
I only hope Veruca doesn't want one.
1115
01:10:36,438 --> 01:10:37,772
VIOLET: What a contraption!
1116
01:10:37,773 --> 01:10:39,023
Isn't she scrumptious?
1117
01:10:39,024 --> 01:10:42,151
My revolutionary,
non-pollutionary mechanical wonder.
1118
01:10:42,152 --> 01:10:45,780
Now, button, button,
Who's got the button?
1119
01:10:45,781 --> 01:10:47,865
It's over there.
1120
01:10:47,866 --> 01:10:51,202
- Here?
- Yeah.
1121
01:10:51,203 --> 01:10:56,203
[WHIRRING]
1122
01:11:05,134 --> 01:11:07,468
WONKA: What you are witnessing,
dear friends...
1123
01:11:07,469 --> 01:11:10,638
is the most enormous miracle
of the Machine Age.
1124
01:11:10,639 --> 01:11:14,392
The creation of a confectionery giant!
1125
01:11:14,393 --> 01:11:15,005
[BUZZING]
1126
01:11:24,445 --> 01:11:27,572
VERUCA: That's all?
- Don't you know what this is?
1127
01:11:27,573 --> 01:11:29,490
Wrongg.
1128
01:11:29,491 --> 01:11:33,161
It's the most fabulous,
sensational gum in the world!
1129
01:11:33,162 --> 01:11:34,746
What's so fab about it?
1130
01:11:34,747 --> 01:11:38,082
- This gum is a three-course dinner.
- Bull!
1131
01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:41,252
- Roast beef, but it's not right yet.
- I don't care!
1132
01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:43,588
I wouldn't do that.
I really wouldn't.
1133
01:11:43,589 --> 01:11:45,506
If it's gum, that's for me.
1134
01:11:45,507 --> 01:11:47,759
Violet, don't do anything stupid.
1135
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,927
What's it taste like?
1136
01:11:49,928 --> 01:11:52,930
Madness! It's tomato soup!
1137
01:11:52,931 --> 01:11:56,100
It's creamy. I can feel it
running down my throat!
1138
01:11:56,101 --> 01:11:57,769
Stop. Don't.
1139
01:11:57,770 --> 01:11:59,520
Why doesn't she listen?
1140
01:11:59,521 --> 01:12:02,440
Because, Charlie, she's a nitwit.
1141
01:12:02,441 --> 01:12:03,775
Great soup!
1142
01:12:03,776 --> 01:12:05,777
The second course is coming.
1143
01:12:05,778 --> 01:12:08,404
Roast beef and a baked potato! Mm!
1144
01:12:08,405 --> 01:12:10,531
With sour cream?
1145
01:12:10,532 --> 01:12:11,949
[LAUGHING]
1146
01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:14,869
- What's for dessert?
- Dessert? Here it comes!
1147
01:12:14,870 --> 01:12:19,123
Blueberry pie and cream! It's
the most marvelous I've ever tasted!
1148
01:12:19,124 --> 01:12:21,793
MR. BEAUREGARDE: What's happening?
- Cool it!
1149
01:12:21,794 --> 01:12:23,044
Let me finish.
1150
01:12:23,045 --> 01:12:24,879
You're face is turning blue!
1151
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,048
You're turning violet, Violet!
1152
01:12:27,049 --> 01:12:28,216
What do you mean?
1153
01:12:28,217 --> 01:12:30,635
I told you I hadn't got it right yet.
1154
01:12:30,636 --> 01:12:33,221
Look what it's done to my kid!
1155
01:12:33,222 --> 01:12:37,517
It always goes wrong when we
come to the desserts. Always.
1156
01:12:37,518 --> 01:12:39,143
Violet, what are you doing?!
1157
01:12:39,144 --> 01:12:41,312
- You're blowing up!
- I feel funny!
1158
01:12:41,313 --> 01:12:43,564
- I'm not Surprised.
- What's happening?!
1159
01:12:43,565 --> 01:12:45,733
- You're like a balloon!
WONKA: Like a blueberry.
1160
01:12:45,734 --> 01:12:47,985
- Call a doctor!
MRS. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin.
1161
01:12:47,986 --> 01:12:50,571
CHARLIE: She'll pop!
WONKA: It happens every time!
1162
01:12:50,572 --> 01:12:53,825
- They all become blueberries.
- You've done it this time!
1163
01:12:53,826 --> 01:12:55,576
I'll break you for this!
1164
01:12:55,577 --> 01:12:58,079
- I'll get it right in the end.
VIOLET: Help!
1165
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:01,415
- Help!
- Oh, we've got to let the air out of her!
1166
01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:02,834
WONKA: There's no air.
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hm?
1167
01:13:02,835 --> 01:13:04,585
- That's juice.
- Juice?
1168
01:13:04,586 --> 01:13:07,922
Would you roll her down
to the Juicing Room?
1169
01:13:07,923 --> 01:13:10,174
- What for?
- For squeezing.
1170
01:13:10,175 --> 01:13:12,760
She has to be squeezed
before she explodes.
1171
01:13:12,761 --> 01:13:16,597
- Explodesl.
- It's a fairly simple operation.
1172
01:13:16,598 --> 01:13:19,267
[SINGING]
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.
1173
01:13:19,268 --> 01:13:22,937
I've got another puzzle for you.
1174
01:13:22,938 --> 01:13:26,691
Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee.
1175
01:13:26,692 --> 01:13:30,403
If you are Wise
You'll listen to me.
1176
01:13:30,404 --> 01:13:33,698
Gum chewing's fine
When it's once in a while
1177
01:13:33,699 --> 01:13:37,535
it stops you from smoking
And brightens your smile.
1178
01:13:37,536 --> 01:13:41,038
But it's repulsive
Revolting and wrong.
1179
01:13:41,039 --> 01:13:43,124
Chewing and Chewing.
1180
01:13:43,125 --> 01:13:46,711
All day long.
1181
01:13:46,712 --> 01:13:50,298
The way that a cow does.
1182
01:13:50,299 --> 01:13:53,968
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da.
1183
01:13:53,969 --> 01:13:57,638
Given good manners
You will go far.
1184
01:13:57,639 --> 01:14:01,142
You will live in happiness too.
1185
01:14:01,143 --> 01:14:06,143
Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee Do
1186
01:14:09,568 --> 01:14:13,154
I'll get even with you for this,
if it's the last thing I do!
1187
01:14:13,155 --> 01:14:16,657
I got a blueberry for a daughter!
1188
01:14:16,658 --> 01:14:21,658
"Where is fancy bred?
In the heart or in the head?"
1189
01:14:21,955 --> 01:14:26,955
Shall we roll on?
1190
01:14:27,753 --> 01:14:29,921
Thank you.
1191
01:14:29,922 --> 01:14:34,922
Well, well, well! Two naughty,
nasty little children gone.
1192
01:14:34,927 --> 01:14:39,927
Three good,
sweet little children left.
1193
01:14:40,432 --> 01:14:45,432
Hurry, please.
Long way to go yet.
1194
01:14:46,772 --> 01:14:49,106
Wait a minute.
Must show you this.
1195
01:14:49,107 --> 01:14:51,943
Lickable wallpaper for nursery walls.
1196
01:14:51,944 --> 01:14:54,320
Lick an orange, tastes like an orange.
1197
01:14:54,321 --> 01:14:58,157
Lick a pineapple, it tastes
like a pineapple. Try it!
1198
01:14:58,158 --> 01:15:00,326
MIKE: Mm! I got a plum!
1199
01:15:00,327 --> 01:15:03,996
Grandpa, this banana's fantastic!
It tastes so real!
1200
01:15:03,997 --> 01:15:07,291
Try some more. The strawberries
taste like strawberries.
1201
01:15:07,292 --> 01:15:09,877
The snozzberries
taste like snozzberries.
1202
01:15:09,878 --> 01:15:14,090
Snozzberries?
Whoever heard of a snozzberry?
1203
01:15:14,091 --> 01:15:16,842
We are the music makers.
1204
01:15:16,843 --> 01:15:21,263
And we are the dreamers of dreams.
1205
01:15:21,264 --> 01:15:25,768
Come along.
1206
01:15:25,769 --> 01:15:26,435
Something very unusual in here.
1207
01:15:26,436 --> 01:15:28,938
Something very unusual in here.
1208
01:15:28,939 --> 01:15:32,233
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere,
but not a drop to drink.
1209
01:15:32,234 --> 01:15:33,442
Yet.
1210
01:15:33,443 --> 01:15:35,111
CHARLIE: What's it making?
1211
01:15:35,112 --> 01:15:39,991
Fizzy-Lifting drinks. They fill you
with gas and the gas lifts you...
1212
01:15:39,992 --> 01:15:41,701
off the ground like a balloon.
1213
01:15:41,702 --> 01:15:44,787
VERUCA: Oh, isn't it high? Gosh!
1214
01:15:44,788 --> 01:15:46,539
But it's still too powerful.
1215
01:15:46,540 --> 01:15:48,457
BOTH: Let us try some! Please!
1216
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:53,045
No, no. There'd be children
floating all over the place!
1217
01:15:53,046 --> 01:15:55,631
Come along, don't hang about.
1218
01:15:55,632 --> 01:15:59,260
You'll be wild about this next room.
1219
01:15:59,261 --> 01:16:01,887
Let's take a drink.
Nobody's watching.
1220
01:16:01,888 --> 01:16:06,888
A small one won't hurt us. Whoops!
1221
01:16:09,062 --> 01:16:12,648
Mmm! Not bad.
1222
01:16:12,649 --> 01:16:14,150
Well?
1223
01:16:14,151 --> 01:16:15,985
Nothing's happening.
1224
01:16:15,986 --> 01:16:19,363
You're right, Charlie.
I can't understand why...!
1225
01:16:19,364 --> 01:16:21,657
Oh! Oh! Oh!
1226
01:16:21,658 --> 01:16:23,451
I feel terribly strange.
1227
01:16:23,452 --> 01:16:27,079
- What do we do now?
- I don't know, Charlie, but... Aah! Oh! Oh!
1228
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:31,500
- Mr. Wonka isn't gonna like this!
- We can't stay up here all day!
1229
01:16:31,501 --> 01:16:33,502
- You're right.
- I'll try and get down.
1230
01:16:33,503 --> 01:16:37,506
All right, Charlie,
but please be careful.
1231
01:16:37,507 --> 01:16:41,594
It's fun! It works!
Come on in! The air's fine!
1232
01:16:41,595 --> 01:16:44,764
- I haven't swum in 20 years.
- Give me your hand!
1233
01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:48,476
I don't think I ought to.
1234
01:16:48,477 --> 01:16:51,687
Oh. Oh, this is great!
1235
01:16:51,688 --> 01:16:53,439
Hey, try this, Grandpa!
1236
01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,441
- All right, Charlie. Wait for me!
CHARLIE: Wee!
1237
01:16:55,442 --> 01:16:57,860
Wee!
1238
01:16:57,861 --> 01:16:59,528
Wee!
1239
01:16:59,529 --> 01:17:03,866
- I'm a shooting star!
- I'm a rocket!
1240
01:17:03,867 --> 01:17:05,951
This is really great!
1241
01:17:05,952 --> 01:17:10,039
Look, I'm a bird!
1242
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:13,042
I feel light as a feather.
1243
01:17:13,043 --> 01:17:14,418
Look down.
1244
01:17:14,419 --> 01:17:19,419
We're really high now.
1245
01:17:20,467 --> 01:17:25,467
Watch this, Grandpa.
1246
01:17:25,722 --> 01:17:27,389
Wonderful, Charlie!
1247
01:17:27,390 --> 01:17:29,809
- Wow! Try it, Grandpa!
- I don't know!
1248
01:17:29,810 --> 01:17:31,477
Come on, Grandpa.
1249
01:17:31,478 --> 01:17:35,314
All right.
1250
01:17:35,315 --> 01:17:38,192
- Hey, you did it, Grandpa!
- Oh.
1251
01:17:38,193 --> 01:17:40,903
Oh, I think I hit an air pocket.
1252
01:17:40,904 --> 01:17:43,155
You can fly to the moon this way!
1253
01:17:43,156 --> 01:17:45,324
Let's fly south for the winter.
1254
01:17:45,325 --> 01:17:48,577
Why not?
1255
01:17:48,578 --> 01:17:49,912
Fmamm!
1256
01:17:49,913 --> 01:17:51,413
I'm a plane!
1257
01:17:51,414 --> 01:17:52,665
I'm...
1258
01:17:52,666 --> 01:17:55,334
90in9 too high!
1259
01:17:55,335 --> 01:17:57,795
Hey, Grandpa, I can't get down!
1260
01:17:57,796 --> 01:17:59,004
Help!
1261
01:17:59,005 --> 01:18:00,840
Grandpa, the fan!
1262
01:18:00,841 --> 01:18:03,092
It'll chop us to bits!
1263
01:18:03,093 --> 01:18:05,594
We're in trouble! I can't stop!
1264
01:18:05,595 --> 01:18:07,096
CHARLIE: It's pulling me in!
1265
01:18:07,097 --> 01:18:09,181
I can't stop!
1266
01:18:09,182 --> 01:18:12,184
- What do we do?
- Grab hold of something!
1267
01:18:12,185 --> 01:18:15,229
There's nothing to grab on to! Help!
1268
01:18:15,230 --> 01:18:16,897
We'll be killed!
1269
01:18:16,898 --> 01:18:18,732
Help! Help!
1270
01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:22,528
Mr. Wonka, please!
Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh!
1271
01:18:22,529 --> 01:18:24,572
[BURPS]
1272
01:18:24,573 --> 01:18:26,949
Ooh! I'm going down! Quick!
1273
01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:30,077
Burp! If you don't,
it'll cut you to ribbons!
1274
01:18:30,078 --> 01:18:32,413
CHARLIE: I can't! Help!
JOE: You've gotta burp!
1275
01:18:32,414 --> 01:18:33,789
It's the only way!
1276
01:18:33,790 --> 01:18:34,957
[BURPING]
1277
01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,084
JOE: Attaboy! Burp again!
1278
01:18:37,085 --> 01:18:41,255
Attaboy! Come on!
1279
01:18:41,256 --> 01:18:46,256
That's wonderful, Charlie!
1280
01:18:49,931 --> 01:18:54,931
Grab on to me.
We're gonna be all right now.
1281
01:19:01,193 --> 01:19:02,943
Good boy!
1282
01:19:02,944 --> 01:19:05,529
From now on
we keep our feet on the ground.
1283
01:19:05,530 --> 01:19:10,284
Let's catch up to the others!
1284
01:19:10,285 --> 01:19:12,119
I know what you're thinking.
1285
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,371
They can't be doing what they're doing.
1286
01:19:14,372 --> 01:19:16,624
But they are. They have to.
1287
01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:19,293
The Oompa Loompas can't do it.
1288
01:19:19,294 --> 01:19:21,754
These are the geese
that lay the golden eggs.
1289
01:19:21,755 --> 01:19:24,590
They're larger than ordinary geese.
1290
01:19:24,591 --> 01:19:26,926
They're quadruple-size,
which produces...
1291
01:19:26,927 --> 01:19:30,262
octuple-size eggs.
They're laying overtime for Easter.
1292
01:19:30,263 --> 01:19:32,431
- But Easter's over!
- Shh.
1293
01:19:32,432 --> 01:19:34,016
They don't know that.
1294
01:19:34,017 --> 01:19:37,937
I'm trying to get ahead for next year.
1295
01:19:37,938 --> 01:19:40,356
MR. SALT:
What happens if they drop an egg?
1296
01:19:40,357 --> 01:19:43,275
WONKA:
An omelette fit for a king, sir.
1297
01:19:43,276 --> 01:19:45,110
VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs?
1298
01:19:45,111 --> 01:19:48,113
Golden chocolate eggs!
A great delicacy.
1299
01:19:48,114 --> 01:19:49,782
But don't get too close.
1300
01:19:49,783 --> 01:19:52,826
The geese are temperamental,
so we have the Eggdicator.
1301
01:19:52,827 --> 01:19:53,994
MRS. TEEVEE: Eggdi-what?
1302
01:19:53,995 --> 01:19:57,539
WONKA: The Eggdicator tells
the difference between a good egg...
1303
01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:58,958
and a bad egg.
1304
01:19:58,959 --> 01:20:02,711
If it's good, it's shined
and shipped over the world.
1305
01:20:02,712 --> 01:20:05,547
If it's a bad egg...
1306
01:20:05,548 --> 01:20:09,176
down the chute.
1307
01:20:09,177 --> 01:20:11,303
[HORN HONKS]
1308
01:20:11,304 --> 01:20:13,138
An educated Eggdicator.
1309
01:20:13,139 --> 01:20:15,307
It's a lot of nonsense.
1310
01:20:15,308 --> 01:20:18,477
[SINGING]
A little nonsense now and then
1311
01:20:18,478 --> 01:20:22,564
ls relished by the wisest men.
1312
01:20:22,565 --> 01:20:24,400
VERUCA: I want a golden goose!
1313
01:20:24,401 --> 01:20:25,818
Here we go again.
1314
01:20:25,819 --> 01:20:27,653
MR. SALT: All right, sweetheart.
1315
01:20:27,654 --> 01:20:30,072
You'll get one as soon as we get home.
1316
01:20:30,073 --> 01:20:33,075
No, I want one of those!
1317
01:20:33,076 --> 01:20:35,411
How much do you want for the goose?
1318
01:20:35,412 --> 01:20:37,079
WONKA: Not for sale.
- Name your price.
1319
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:38,330
WONKA: She can't have one.
1320
01:20:38,331 --> 01:20:39,832
Who says I can't?
1321
01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:41,750
- The man with the hat.
- I want one!
1322
01:20:41,751 --> 01:20:44,003
I want a golden goose!
1323
01:20:44,004 --> 01:20:45,254
Gooses!
1324
01:20:45,255 --> 01:20:46,672
Geeses!
1325
01:20:46,673 --> 01:20:49,508
I want my geese to lay
gold eggs for Easter.
1326
01:20:49,509 --> 01:20:51,927
- It will, sweetheart.
- At least 100 a day.
1327
01:20:51,928 --> 01:20:55,097
- Anything you say.
- And by the way...
1328
01:20:55,098 --> 01:20:56,598
I want a feast.
1329
01:20:56,599 --> 01:20:58,517
You ate before you came.
1330
01:20:58,518 --> 01:21:00,144
[SINGING] I want a bean-feast.
1331
01:21:00,145 --> 01:21:01,562
Oh, one of those.
1332
01:21:01,563 --> 01:21:04,606
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts.
1333
01:21:04,607 --> 01:21:08,027
- So good you could go nuts.
- You'll have them when you get home.
1334
01:21:08,028 --> 01:21:11,530
No, now! I want a ball!
1335
01:21:11,531 --> 01:21:13,866
[SINGING] I want a party.
1336
01:21:13,867 --> 01:21:16,118
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons.
1337
01:21:16,119 --> 01:21:18,537
And performing baboons and...
1338
01:21:18,538 --> 01:21:20,247
Give it to me.
1339
01:21:20,248 --> 01:21:21,457
NOW!
1340
01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:23,792
I want the world.
1341
01:21:23,793 --> 01:21:26,295
I want the whole world.
1342
01:21:26,296 --> 01:21:30,799
I want to /ock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate.
1343
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:33,969
Give it to me now.
1344
01:21:33,970 --> 01:21:36,305
I want today.
1345
01:21:36,306 --> 01:21:38,557
I want tomorrow.
1346
01:21:38,558 --> 01:21:41,393
I want to wear them
Like braids in my hair.
1347
01:21:41,394 --> 01:21:46,394
And I don't want to share them.
1348
01:21:47,317 --> 01:21:51,153
I want a party
With roomfuls of laughter
1349
01:21:51,154 --> 01:21:54,156
10,000 tons of ice cream.
1350
01:21:54,157 --> 01:21:58,744
And if I don't
Get the things I am after.
1351
01:21:58,745 --> 01:22:03,745
I'm going to Scream!
1352
01:22:12,592 --> 01:22:14,093
I want the works.
1353
01:22:14,094 --> 01:22:15,677
I want the whole works.
1354
01:22:15,678 --> 01:22:18,514
Presents and prizes
And sweets and surprises.
1355
01:22:18,515 --> 01:22:21,433
Of all shapes and sizes And now.
1356
01:22:21,434 --> 01:22:25,938
Don't care how I want it now.
1357
01:22:25,939 --> 01:22:30,317
Don't care how I want it now
1358
01:22:30,318 --> 01:22:35,318
[HORN HONKS]
1359
01:22:38,034 --> 01:22:41,286
She was a bad egg.
1360
01:22:41,287 --> 01:22:42,704
Where's she gone?
1361
01:22:42,705 --> 01:22:46,125
Where all the other bad eggs go.
Down the garbage chute.
1362
01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:48,710
The garbage chute.
1363
01:22:48,711 --> 01:22:50,295
Where does it lead to?
1364
01:22:50,296 --> 01:22:52,214
To the furnace.
1365
01:22:52,215 --> 01:22:53,757
The furnace?
1366
01:22:53,758 --> 01:22:54,925
[LAUGHING]
1367
01:22:54,926 --> 01:22:57,886
- She'll sizzle like a sausage.
- Not necessarily.
1368
01:22:57,887 --> 01:23:00,597
- She could be stuck inside the tube.
- Inside the...
1369
01:23:00,598 --> 01:23:01,807
Hold on!
1370
01:23:01,808 --> 01:23:03,559
Veruca! Sweetheart!
1371
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:05,727
Daddy's coming!
1372
01:23:05,728 --> 01:23:07,938
[HORN HONKS]
1373
01:23:07,939 --> 01:23:08,689
There'll be a lot of garbage today.
1374
01:23:08,690 --> 01:23:10,232
There'll be a lot of garbage today.
1375
01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:13,318
Ah, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted.
1376
01:23:13,319 --> 01:23:16,071
- What's that?
- Veruca went first.
1377
01:23:16,072 --> 01:23:20,033
Mr. Wonka, they won't really
be burned in the furnace, will they?
1378
01:23:20,034 --> 01:23:23,912
Hm. I think that furnace is lit
only every other day.
1379
01:23:23,913 --> 01:23:27,249
So they have a good sporting Chance.
1380
01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:30,919
[SINGING]
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.
1381
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,590
I've got another puzzle for you.
1382
01:23:34,591 --> 01:23:38,177
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Dee.
1383
01:23:38,178 --> 01:23:41,847
If you are Wise
You'll listen to me.
1384
01:23:41,848 --> 01:23:45,350
Who do you blame
When your kid is a brat.
1385
01:23:45,351 --> 01:23:48,854
Pampered and Spoiled
Like a Siamese cat.
1386
01:23:48,855 --> 01:23:52,274
Blaming the kids
ls a /ie and a shame.
1387
01:23:52,275 --> 01:23:57,112
You know exactly Who's to b/ame.
1388
01:23:57,113 --> 01:24:00,908
The mother and the father.
1389
01:24:00,909 --> 01:24:04,453
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da.
1390
01:24:04,454 --> 01:24:08,123
If you're not spoiled
Then you will go far.
1391
01:24:08,124 --> 01:24:13,124
You will live in happiness too.
1392
01:24:13,379 --> 01:24:18,379
Like the Oompa Loompa
Doompa Dee Do.
1393
01:24:18,801 --> 01:24:19,468
The children are
disappearing like rabbits!
1394
01:24:19,469 --> 01:24:21,803
The children are
disappearing like rabbits!
1395
01:24:21,804 --> 01:24:25,140
We still have each other.
Shall we press on?
1396
01:24:25,141 --> 01:24:27,309
Can't we sit down for a minute?
1397
01:24:27,310 --> 01:24:30,604
- The pace is killing me.
- Transportation has been arranged.
1398
01:24:30,605 --> 01:24:35,605
[GOOSE SQUAWKS]
1399
01:24:36,110 --> 01:24:38,445
WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile!
1400
01:24:38,446 --> 01:24:40,614
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever."
1401
01:24:40,615 --> 01:24:43,700
Places, please.
The dance is about to begin.
1402
01:24:43,701 --> 01:24:46,453
Grab a seat, they're going fast!
1403
01:24:46,454 --> 01:24:49,122
What's that
they're filling it up with?
1404
01:24:49,123 --> 01:24:52,125
Ginger ale, ginger pop,
ginger beer, beer bubbles...
1405
01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:55,629
bubble cola, double cola,
double-bubble burp-a-cola...
1406
01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:58,799
all that carbonated stuff
that tickles your nose.
1407
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:01,969
Few people realize the power
in one of those things.
1408
01:25:01,970 --> 01:25:04,054
I'm sorry I asked.
1409
01:25:04,055 --> 01:25:07,307
Would Slugworth pay extra
to know about this?
1410
01:25:07,308 --> 01:25:11,728
Just keep your eyes open
and your mouth shut.
1411
01:25:11,729 --> 01:25:13,146
Everybody set?
1412
01:25:13,147 --> 01:25:14,314
Will it go fast?
1413
01:25:14,315 --> 01:25:17,651
It should. It's got more gas
than a politician!
1414
01:25:17,652 --> 01:25:22,652
Hold on. I'm gonna really
open her up and see what she can do.
1415
01:25:22,824 --> 01:25:27,824
[SPUTTERING]
1416
01:25:29,664 --> 01:25:31,915
"Swifter than eagles...
1417
01:25:31,916 --> 01:25:34,835
stronger than lions!"
1418
01:25:34,836 --> 01:25:37,045
[SCREAMING]
1419
01:25:37,046 --> 01:25:39,506
CHARLIE: Grandpa!
1420
01:25:39,507 --> 01:25:41,925
'Aahl - Ohi.
1421
01:25:41,926 --> 01:25:44,261
MIKE: It's getting in my eyes!
1422
01:25:44,262 --> 01:25:46,346
MRS. TEEVEE:
It's even in my shoes!
1423
01:25:46,347 --> 01:25:49,516
I'm soaked!
It'll never come out!
1424
01:25:49,517 --> 01:25:51,476
MIKE: It's sticking to my gun!
1425
01:25:51,477 --> 01:25:54,271
MRS. TEEVEE: Oh!
1426
01:25:54,272 --> 01:25:59,272
[SINGING IN SPANISH]
1427
01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:03,864
My dress! My hair! My face!
1428
01:26:03,865 --> 01:26:08,865
I'm sending you
the Cleaning bill, Mr. Wonka!
1429
01:26:09,787 --> 01:26:14,787
I'm dry-cleaned!
1430
01:26:15,585 --> 01:26:17,002
CHARLIE: Hey, Grandpa!
1431
01:26:17,003 --> 01:26:17,753
What was that we just went through?
1432
01:26:17,754 --> 01:26:19,421
What was that we just went through?
1433
01:26:19,422 --> 01:26:21,006
Hsaw Aknow.
1434
01:26:21,007 --> 01:26:24,176
- Is that Japanese?
- It's "Wonka Wash" spelled backwards.
1435
01:26:24,177 --> 01:26:26,511
That's it. The journey's over.
1436
01:26:26,512 --> 01:26:29,014
JOE:
Finest bath I've had in 20 years!
1437
01:26:29,015 --> 01:26:30,599
Let's do it again!
1438
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:34,436
- That's as far as it goes?
- Couldn't we have walked?
1439
01:26:34,437 --> 01:26:38,857
If the Lord meant us to walk, he
wouldn't have invented roller skates.
1440
01:26:38,858 --> 01:26:40,859
Would you put these on?
1441
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:43,612
We have to be careful.
1442
01:26:43,613 --> 01:26:48,613
There's dangerous stuff inside.
1443
01:26:48,701 --> 01:26:50,118
Wonkavision!
1444
01:26:50,119 --> 01:26:53,121
My very latest and greatest invention.
1445
01:26:53,122 --> 01:26:55,707
MIKE: It's television!
WONKA: It's Wonkavision.
1446
01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:58,960
You all know how
ordinary television works.
1447
01:26:58,961 --> 01:27:01,463
- You photo...
- You photograph something...
1448
01:27:01,464 --> 01:27:04,299
then it's split
into millions of pieces...
1449
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:09,054
that fly through the air down
to your TV set in the right order.
1450
01:27:09,055 --> 01:27:12,391
You should open your mouth
a little wider when you speak.
1451
01:27:12,392 --> 01:27:14,601
If they can do it with a photograph...
1452
01:27:14,602 --> 01:27:19,602
why can't I do it
with a bar of chocolate?
1453
01:27:20,233 --> 01:27:24,820
I shall now send this chocolate bar
from one end of the room to the other.
1454
01:27:24,821 --> 01:27:28,490
It has to be big, because
when you transmit by television...
1455
01:27:28,491 --> 01:27:30,909
it always ends up smaller.
1456
01:27:30,910 --> 01:27:34,746
Goggles on, please.
1457
01:27:34,747 --> 01:27:37,040
Lights, camera...
1458
01:27:37,041 --> 01:27:38,750
.uacüonl
1459
01:27:38,751 --> 01:27:40,001
[MRS. TEEVEE SCREAMS]
1460
01:27:40,002 --> 01:27:42,587
You can remove your goggles.
1461
01:27:42,588 --> 01:27:44,005
Where's the chocolate?
1462
01:27:44,006 --> 01:27:49,006
It's flying over our heads
in a million pieces.
1463
01:27:49,095 --> 01:27:51,096
Now watch the screen.
1464
01:27:51,097 --> 01:27:53,598
[BEEPING]
1465
01:27:53,599 --> 01:27:56,184
Here it comes.
1466
01:27:56,185 --> 01:27:58,019
There it is.
1467
01:27:58,020 --> 01:27:59,312
Take it.
1468
01:27:59,313 --> 01:28:01,106
How? It's just a picture.
1469
01:28:01,107 --> 01:28:03,734
All right, you take it.
1470
01:28:03,735 --> 01:28:04,943
It's real!
1471
01:28:04,944 --> 01:28:09,944
Taste it! It's delicious.
It's just gotten smaller.
1472
01:28:10,199 --> 01:28:11,408
It's perfect!
1473
01:28:11,409 --> 01:28:12,617
Unbelievable!
1474
01:28:12,618 --> 01:28:14,536
- A miracle!
- It's a TV dinner!
1475
01:28:14,537 --> 01:28:17,289
- It's Wonkavision.
- It could change the world!
1476
01:28:17,290 --> 01:28:19,291
Can you send other things?
1477
01:28:19,292 --> 01:28:21,543
- Notjust chocolate, I mean.
- Anything you like.
1478
01:28:21,544 --> 01:28:23,128
What about people?
1479
01:28:23,129 --> 01:28:25,088
People?
1480
01:28:25,089 --> 01:28:28,884
Hm. I don't really know.
I suppose I could.
1481
01:28:28,885 --> 01:28:32,137
Yes, I'm sure I could.
I'm pretty sure I could.
1482
01:28:32,138 --> 01:28:33,972
But it might have messy results.
1483
01:28:33,973 --> 01:28:37,392
MIKE: I'm gonna be the first person
to be sent by television!
1484
01:28:37,393 --> 01:28:38,810
MRS. TEEVEE: Get away!
1485
01:28:38,811 --> 01:28:40,312
Stop. Don't. Come back.
1486
01:28:40,313 --> 01:28:44,983
MIKE: Lights, camera, action!
1487
01:28:44,984 --> 01:28:47,652
Mike! Where are you?
1488
01:28:47,653 --> 01:28:49,863
He's up there, in a million pieces.
1489
01:28:49,864 --> 01:28:51,698
Mike, are you there?
1490
01:28:51,699 --> 01:28:56,699
No good shouting, dear.
Watch the screen.
1491
01:28:56,829 --> 01:28:59,331
Mike? Why is he taking so long?
1492
01:28:59,332 --> 01:29:01,583
A million pieces
take time to put together.
1493
01:29:01,584 --> 01:29:04,503
- Where are they?
- There's something coming through.
1494
01:29:04,504 --> 01:29:06,880
- Is it Mike?
- It's hard to tell, but...
1495
01:29:06,881 --> 01:29:10,425
- Oh!
- Our group's getting smaller by the minute!
1496
01:29:10,426 --> 01:29:15,388
MIKE: Look at me! I'm the first person
in the world to be sent by television!
1497
01:29:15,389 --> 01:29:18,016
Wow, what a wild trip that was!
1498
01:29:18,017 --> 01:29:20,769
It's the greatest thing
that's ever happened!
1499
01:29:20,770 --> 01:29:24,523
Am I coming in clear?
I said, am I coming in clear?
1500
01:29:24,524 --> 01:29:26,691
Great. He's completely unharmed.
1501
01:29:26,692 --> 01:29:29,027
You call that unharmed?!
1502
01:29:29,028 --> 01:29:32,322
Wow, that was something.
Can I do it again?
1503
01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:36,368
MRS. TEEVEE: No, there'll be nothing left!
- Don't worry, Mom. I feel fine.
1504
01:29:36,369 --> 01:29:38,537
I'm famous! I'm a TV star!
1505
01:29:38,538 --> 01:29:40,789
Wait till the kids back home hear!
1506
01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:42,290
Nobody's gonna hear!
1507
01:29:42,291 --> 01:29:43,959
Where are you taking me?
1508
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:45,627
I don't want to go in there!
1509
01:29:45,628 --> 01:29:47,212
Be quiet!
1510
01:29:47,213 --> 01:29:48,964
Well?
1511
01:29:48,965 --> 01:29:52,884
Fortunately, small boys
are extremely springy and elastic.
1512
01:29:52,885 --> 01:29:56,888
So I think we'll put him in my
special taffy-pulling machine.
1513
01:29:56,889 --> 01:29:58,640
To the Taffy-Pulling Room.
1514
01:29:58,641 --> 01:30:02,644
The boy's in his mother's purse.
But be careful.
1515
01:30:02,645 --> 01:30:04,396
Taffy pull...?
1516
01:30:04,397 --> 01:30:05,647
What's he saying?
1517
01:30:05,648 --> 01:30:06,815
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
1518
01:30:06,816 --> 01:30:09,609
No, I won't hold you responsible.
1519
01:30:09,610 --> 01:30:14,322
Oh. And now, my dearest lady,
it's time to say goodbye.
1520
01:30:14,323 --> 01:30:16,324
_Ah__ - No, no! Don't Speak!
1521
01:30:16,325 --> 01:30:21,325
For some moments in life,
there are no words. Run along, now.
1522
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:27,085
[GROANING]
1523
01:30:27,086 --> 01:30:32,086
Adieu, adieu,
"parting is such sweet sorrow."
1524
01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:44,853
[SINGING]
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do.
1525
01:30:44,854 --> 01:30:48,398
I've got another puzzle for you.
1526
01:30:48,399 --> 01:30:52,068
Oompa Loompa Doompa Da Dee.
1527
01:30:52,069 --> 01:30:55,614
If you are Wise
You'll listen to me.
1528
01:30:55,615 --> 01:30:58,491
What do you get from a glut of TV?
1529
01:30:58,492 --> 01:31:02,245
A pain in the neck
And an IQ of three.
1530
01:31:02,246 --> 01:31:05,749
Why don't you try
Simply reading a book?
1531
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:08,501
Or could you just not bear
To look?
1532
01:31:08,502 --> 01:31:13,048
- You'll get no.
- You'll get no.
1533
01:31:13,049 --> 01:31:16,092
You'll get no commercials.
1534
01:31:16,093 --> 01:31:20,597
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Da.
1535
01:31:20,598 --> 01:31:24,517
If you're not greedy you will go far.
1536
01:31:24,518 --> 01:31:28,313
You will live in happiness too.
1537
01:31:28,314 --> 01:31:30,106
Like the...
1538
01:31:30,107 --> 01:31:32,108
Oompa...
1539
01:31:32,109 --> 01:31:37,109
Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Do!
1540
01:31:38,824 --> 01:31:43,745
So much to do, so much to do.
Invoices, bills, letters.
1541
01:31:43,746 --> 01:31:47,082
I must answer that note
from the queen.
1542
01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:49,417
What will happen to the others?
1543
01:31:49,418 --> 01:31:50,835
Augustus? Veruca?
1544
01:31:50,836 --> 01:31:52,087
My dear boy...
1545
01:31:52,088 --> 01:31:54,339
they'll be quite all right.
1546
01:31:54,340 --> 01:31:59,340
When they leave they'll be restored
to their normal, terrible old selves.
1547
01:31:59,845 --> 01:32:02,681
But maybe a little wiser for the wear.
1548
01:32:02,682 --> 01:32:04,349
Don't worry.
1549
01:32:04,350 --> 01:32:07,185
What do we do now, Mr. Wonka?
1550
01:32:07,186 --> 01:32:11,606
Oh, yes. Well, I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
Excuse me for not showing you out.
1551
01:32:11,607 --> 01:32:13,692
Straight up the stairs. I'm terribly busy.
1552
01:32:13,693 --> 01:32:18,693
A whole day wasted.
Goodbye to you both. Goodbye.
1553
01:32:20,199 --> 01:32:23,952
What happened?
Did we do something wrong?
1554
01:32:23,953 --> 01:32:26,454
I don't know, Charlie.
1555
01:32:26,455 --> 01:32:31,455
But I'm gonna find out.
1556
01:32:46,475 --> 01:32:49,394
- Mr. Wonka?
- I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
1557
01:32:49,395 --> 01:32:52,313
I wanted to ask about the chocolate.
1558
01:32:52,314 --> 01:32:56,234
The lifetime supply of chocolate?
For Charlie.
1559
01:32:56,235 --> 01:32:57,902
When does he get it?
1560
01:32:57,903 --> 01:33:00,238
- He doesn't.
- Why not?
1561
01:33:00,239 --> 01:33:02,574
Because he broke the rules.
1562
01:33:02,575 --> 01:33:05,577
What rules?
We didn't see any rules, did we?
1563
01:33:05,578 --> 01:33:07,829
Wrong, sir! Wrong!
1564
01:33:07,830 --> 01:33:11,499
Under Section 37-B of the
contract signed by him...
1565
01:33:11,500 --> 01:33:15,837
it states clearly that all offers
shall become null and void if...
1566
01:33:15,838 --> 01:33:19,007
and you can read it
for yourself in this copy:
1567
01:33:19,008 --> 01:33:20,675
"I, the undersigned..."
1568
01:33:20,676 --> 01:33:23,762
shall forfeit all rights,
privileges and licenses...
1569
01:33:23,763 --> 01:33:26,306
"...herein contained," et cetera...
1570
01:33:26,307 --> 01:33:31,307
[SPEAKING IN LATIN]
1571
01:33:33,272 --> 01:33:36,775
It's all there! Black and white!
Clear as Crystal!
1572
01:33:36,776 --> 01:33:39,194
You stole Fizzy-Lifting drinks!
1573
01:33:39,195 --> 01:33:43,031
You bumped into the ceiling
which now has to be sterilized!
1574
01:33:43,032 --> 01:33:45,283
So you get nothing!
1575
01:33:45,284 --> 01:33:46,785
You lose!
1576
01:33:46,786 --> 01:33:49,704
Good day, sir!
1577
01:33:49,705 --> 01:33:51,539
You're a crook.
1578
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:54,459
A cheat and a swindler,
that's what you are!
1579
01:33:54,460 --> 01:33:56,628
How can you do this?!
1580
01:33:56,629 --> 01:34:00,465
Build up a little boy's hopes and
then smash his dreams to pieces!
1581
01:34:00,466 --> 01:34:02,467
You're an inhuman monster!
1582
01:34:02,468 --> 01:34:07,468
I said, good day!
1583
01:34:08,474 --> 01:34:11,643
Come on, Charlie.
Let's get out of here.
1584
01:34:11,644 --> 01:34:14,479
I'll get even
if it's the last thing I do.
1585
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:19,480
If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper,
he'll get one.
1586
01:34:40,506 --> 01:34:45,506
Mr. Wonka?
1587
01:34:50,266 --> 01:34:53,017
WONKA: "So shines a good deed..."
1588
01:34:53,018 --> 01:34:56,646
in a weary world."
1589
01:34:56,647 --> 01:34:59,315
Charlie.
1590
01:34:59,316 --> 01:35:01,609
My boy.
1591
01:35:01,610 --> 01:35:03,111
You won!
1592
01:35:03,112 --> 01:35:05,196
You did it! You did it!
1593
01:35:05,197 --> 01:35:08,283
I knew you would!
I just knew you would!
1594
01:35:08,284 --> 01:35:12,704
Oh, Charlie, forgive me for
putting you through this. Please.
1595
01:35:12,705 --> 01:35:16,040
Come in, Mr. Wilkinson.
Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
1596
01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:17,458
- Pleasure.
- Slugworthl.
1597
01:35:17,459 --> 01:35:20,211
That's not Slugworth!
He works for me!
1598
01:35:20,212 --> 01:35:22,714
- Foryou?
- I had to test you, Charlie.
1599
01:35:22,715 --> 01:35:25,967
And you passed the test.
You won!
1600
01:35:25,968 --> 01:35:28,303
- Won what?
- The jackpot, my dear sir!
1601
01:35:28,304 --> 01:35:31,139
- The grand and glorious jackpot!
- The chocolate?
1602
01:35:31,140 --> 01:35:34,726
The chocolate, yes.
But that's just the beginning!
1603
01:35:34,727 --> 01:35:38,396
We have so much time
and so little to do!
1604
01:35:38,397 --> 01:35:40,481
Strike that. Reverse it.
1605
01:35:40,482 --> 01:35:42,650
This way, please!
1606
01:35:42,651 --> 01:35:43,318
We'll take the Wonkavator.
1607
01:35:43,319 --> 01:35:45,486
We'll take the Wonkavator.
1608
01:35:45,487 --> 01:35:50,487
Step in, Charlie.
Grandpa Joe, sir.
1609
01:35:55,831 --> 01:36:00,001
- This is the great glass Wonkavator.
- It's an elevator.
1610
01:36:00,002 --> 01:36:02,587
A Won kavator.
An elevator goes up and down.
1611
01:36:02,588 --> 01:36:06,299
But the Wonkavator can go
sideways, slantways, backways...
1612
01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:07,467
CHARLIE: And frontways?
1613
01:36:07,468 --> 01:36:09,928
And any ways you can think of.
1614
01:36:09,929 --> 01:36:14,432
It'll take you to any room by pressing
one of these buttons. Any button.
1615
01:36:14,433 --> 01:36:17,852
Press a button, and zing!
You're off.
1616
01:36:17,853 --> 01:36:20,772
And up until now,
I've pressed them all.
1617
01:36:20,773 --> 01:36:23,024
Except one.
1618
01:36:23,025 --> 01:36:25,276
This one.
1619
01:36:25,277 --> 01:36:26,861
Go ahead, Charlie.
1620
01:36:26,862 --> 01:36:30,782
Me?
1621
01:36:30,783 --> 01:36:32,742
There it goes!
1622
01:36:32,743 --> 01:36:34,202
[WHIRRING]
1623
01:36:34,203 --> 01:36:36,037
Hold on tight.
1624
01:36:36,038 --> 01:36:39,624
I'm not exactly sure
what's going to happen.
1625
01:36:39,625 --> 01:36:43,294
Faster! If we don't pick up speed,
we won't get through.
1626
01:36:43,295 --> 01:36:45,546
- Through what?
- Aha.
1627
01:36:45,547 --> 01:36:47,632
- You mean, we're going...?
- Up and out.
1628
01:36:47,633 --> 01:36:50,802
This roof is glass.
It'll shatter in 1000 pieces!
1629
01:36:50,803 --> 01:36:55,803
- We'll be cut to ribbons!
- Probably.
1630
01:36:56,976 --> 01:36:59,811
Hold on, everybody!
1631
01:36:59,812 --> 01:37:04,812
Here it comes!
1632
01:37:17,246 --> 01:37:21,416
- You did it! Congratulations!
- Get up, take a look.
1633
01:37:21,417 --> 01:37:23,668
Grandpa, our town looks so pretty.
1634
01:37:23,669 --> 01:37:25,169
JOE: Look over here, Charlie.
1635
01:37:25,170 --> 01:37:27,672
I think I see our house.
1636
01:37:27,673 --> 01:37:29,299
CHARLIE: Wow!
1637
01:37:29,300 --> 01:37:30,758
JOE: Lt really looks beautiful.
1638
01:37:30,759 --> 01:37:35,759
There's my school!
1639
01:37:38,851 --> 01:37:41,269
How did you like
the chocolate factory?
1640
01:37:41,270 --> 01:37:44,272
It's the most wonderful place
in the world.
1641
01:37:44,273 --> 01:37:46,524
WONKA:
I'm pleased to hear you say that...
1642
01:37:46,525 --> 01:37:49,944
because I'm giving it to you.
1643
01:37:49,945 --> 01:37:52,447
- What?
- That's all right, isn't it?
1644
01:37:52,448 --> 01:37:55,366
JOE: You're giving Charlie the...
- I can't go on forever.
1645
01:37:55,367 --> 01:37:57,702
And I don't really want to try.
1646
01:37:57,703 --> 01:38:02,703
Who can I trust to run the factory,
take care of the Oompa Loompas for me?
1647
01:38:02,875 --> 01:38:04,375
Not a grownup.
1648
01:38:04,376 --> 01:38:07,879
A grownup would do everything
his own way, nof mine.
1649
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:11,716
That's why I decided long ago
that I had to find a child.
1650
01:38:11,717 --> 01:38:13,718
A very honest...
1651
01:38:13,719 --> 01:38:15,636
loving child...
1652
01:38:15,637 --> 01:38:19,223
to whom I can tell all my
precious Candy-making secrets.
1653
01:38:19,224 --> 01:38:21,976
- That's why you sent the tickets.
WONKA: That's right.
1654
01:38:21,977 --> 01:38:24,729
The factory's yours.
You can move in immediately.
1655
01:38:24,730 --> 01:38:27,148
And me? WONKA: Absolutely.
1656
01:38:27,149 --> 01:38:29,567
- What happens to the rest...
- The whole family.
1657
01:38:29,568 --> 01:38:34,568
I want you to bring them all.
1658
01:38:35,074 --> 01:38:37,658
But Charlie...
1659
01:38:37,659 --> 01:38:41,579
don't forget what happened to the
man who got everything he wanted.
1660
01:38:41,580 --> 01:38:42,830
What happened?
1661
01:38:42,831 --> 01:38:47,831
He lived happily ever after.
1662
01:38:49,887 --> 01:39:13,887
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