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You screwed up!

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Here we go, here we go!

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Yeah! All right!

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Whoo!

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Got him.

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Target is in sight.

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Clock him close.

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<i>He's not going anywhere.</i>

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I'm hand-carrying this thing
right into the museum.

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Stan, you've got more cover on you
than the president.

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The diamond is safe.

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This is an armed caravan,
completely bulletproof, magnetic locks.

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- This transfer is under control.
- I'm hot.

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<i>FBI Travel Link climate control.</i>

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<i>I don't understand your command.</i>

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<i>I don't understand your command.</i>

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<i>I don't under... I don't... I don't</i>...
<i>I don't under... I don't understand</i>...

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It's too damn complicated.

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- That way.
- That's some bullshit!

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Are you kidding me, ref?
That's the Lakers' ball.

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My blind grandmother
coulda seen that!

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- Sit down, fat boy!
- That's the Lakers' ball!

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I'm callin' it!

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What are you doing?

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Green light go,
red light stop, buddy.

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No, no, no. No, sir.

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Thank you, thank you.
Okay, great.

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Nice job. Bye-bye.

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- Tip him. Get him outta here.
- Yeah, yeah.

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Jesus.

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No, come on, that's enough.

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Okay, thank you.

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Go take a bath.
There you go.

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Let's roll.

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That's what I'm talkin' about!
Every time!

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Charge? Charge!

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Ref, listen!
This is insane!

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It's a foul on him.

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Charge? I'll show you a charge!

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I'll show you a damn charge, man!

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That's the worst call I ever seen!

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What do you think this is, a rodeo?

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Then I'll be the clown!

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- Let me in the game!
- Sit down, please.

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Get out of my way!
Play some real ball!

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Unleash the Beast!

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Hey, put Malone in there!

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Put in the Mailman, damn it!

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Get Shaq in the game!

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You gotta win this game!
You gotta win this game!

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Don't take me,
I'm an American citizen!

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American citizen, damn it!

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You sons of bitches!

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I'm the clown!

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The Lakers need me!
I'm their clown!

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Shit! He's gone.

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We've lost him.

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What?

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- Burdett is gone.
- <i>Find him.</i>

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He's coming after it.

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We're fine.
Just relax.

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Don't tell me to relax.

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I've dealt with this guy before.

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See him yet?

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We're looking, we're looking.

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Safeties off until they relocate Burdett.

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<i>Oh, kiss me</i>

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Stand down. We got him.

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He's still here.

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On the Jumbotron.

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He changed his seat.

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Get a direct visual.

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You got it.

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See, Stan, we got you here.

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No need to panic.

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Do you have a direct visual yet?

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<i>Negative. We're still looking.</i>

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We're clear?

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We're clear.

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Come on out.

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What?

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That thing is going by itself! Damn!

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Come on!

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Jesus!

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Transfer has been compromised.

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Ah!

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What's going on?!

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Hey!

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No!

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Aah! Aah!

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Thank the guys.

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Good luck.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Your beard tickles.

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Did he tip you?

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- One lousy buck.
- Cheap bastard.

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I love it when you undress.

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Let's do this.

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Aah!

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<i>Roller coaster of love</i>

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<i>Say what</i>

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<i>Roller coaster</i>

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Turn that shit off!

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<i>Ooh, ooh, ooh</i>

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<i>Roller coaster</i>

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<i>Roller coaster</i>

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<i>Ooh, ooh, ooh</i>

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What about Mexico?

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Can't take the water.

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How about Paris?

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Can't take the French.

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Promise me paradise.

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Can we talk about this
after we gas Agent Lloyd?

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Aah!

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Sure.

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<i>... a roller coaster, baby, baby</i>

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<i>I wanna ride</i>

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<i>Your love is like a roller coaster,</i>
<i>baby, baby</i>

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<i>I wanna ride</i>

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<i>Yeah!</i>

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<i>Move over there</i>
<i>'cause I'm a double dipper</i>

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<i>Upside down on the big dip dipper</i>

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<i>1,2, 1,2,3 I've got a ticket,</i>
<i>come ride with me</i>

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<i>Let me go down on the merry-go-round</i>

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<i>All is fair on these fairgrounds</i>

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<i>Let's go slow, let's go fast</i>

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<i>Roller coaster of love,</i>
<i>say what</i>

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<i>Roller coaster,</i>
<i>oh, yeah</i>

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A few... Aah!

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Max!

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<i>Roller coaster</i>
<i>Can you get back on</i>

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Max. Max.

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Look at me.

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Look at me.

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Don't worry.

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Get the diamond.

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Stan.

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Are you all right?

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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Turn around and let me see you

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Turn around and let me see

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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Turn around and let me see you

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Turn around and let me see

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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I got a new dance,
hot like pepper

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From the old to the young,
gonna make your body rock

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It's really easy, easy peasy

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You can do it anywhere,
jump around like you don't care

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Singin' turn around and let me see you

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Turn around and let me see

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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Turn around and let me see you,
turn around and let me see

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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A young man broke his leg

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Old granny broke her back

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And Jimmy got a migraine
from a falling coconut

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Dead uncle was confused,
he has a solution

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A bottle of the apple wine
was his prescription

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It cure the broke leg,
it cure the bad back

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It cure the migraine,
even cure the heart attack

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The people started jumping
'cause they were feelin' fine

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This city's greatest sin
was their own fine wine, tell me

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Turn around and let me see you

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Turn around and let me see

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Your own pineapple wine,
your dollar fifty all the time

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Turn around and let me see you...

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I wrote my vows.

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- What?
- I wrote my vows.

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- You?
- Work in progress.

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Max, this is Ron and, uh...

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- Hey, hey, hey.
- Gail.

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- Gail, yes.
- Great to run into you again.

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- I met them at the tennis club.
- Oh.

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What kind of business you in, Maxwwell?

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Pest control.

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- This is Sheila and Ed.
- Hey!

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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They're from Orlando.

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I met them parasailing.

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So, uh, what kind
of business are you in, Max?

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I have a bunch of sweatshops
in the Philippines.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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You should see those kids
make those hats.

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- Great, huh?
- Wow.

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- Scootch in.
- Hi.

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Max, this is Wendell and June.

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We met snorkeling.

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- Max, right?
- Yes.

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Yeah, Wendell.

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- Oh, I love lobster.
- Oh, yummy!

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Wow, look at that!

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Stocks may rise and fall,
economies may collapse,

194
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but the American farmer's always
gonna need manure.

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My family's been in manure
for three generations.

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No shit.

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Holy cow!

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Sheila and I like to swoc.

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Swoc?

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We like to have sex
with other couples.

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Check.

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Ooh, honey, look at that!

203
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,676
Something wrong?

204
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:07,241
Six months.
I can't take any more lobster.

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There's only one thing
I enjoy eating more than lobster.

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Huh, huh, huh?

207
00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,252
Man, do I love lobster!

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00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,692
So, I'm setting up
for this 30-foot putt,

209
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,389
I got a chance for an eagle.

210
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,761
An eagle. Now, sweetie...

211
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,857
Steal her bracelet.

212
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,561
I saw you looking at it.

213
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,728
Steal it.

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You know you want it.

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00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,835
We're retired, baby.
All I want is you.

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Come on, let yourself go.
Have fun.

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I bet you can't get it.

218
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:36,246
Of course I can, but I won't.

219
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Bet you can't.

220
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,783
Max. Aren't you having a good time?

221
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,514
Please come again.

222
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,581
Maxwwell, this one's on me.

223
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Oh, thank you very much.

224
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,725
That's weird, I can't find my wallet.
Did I give you my wallet?

225
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,788
No, you didn't give me your wallet.

226
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,734
That's so weird! I could swear
I put it in my pocket before I came here.

227
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,101
It's okay, big fellow.
I got it.

228
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,730
Oh, thanks, Maxwwell.

229
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,206
That is so sweet.

230
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,903
Where the hell is my wallet?

231
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,542
Luc, what's in
the Caribbean Romance again?

232
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,085
Light rum, amaretto,

233
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:17,350
orange juice, pineapple juice,
and a splash of grenadine.

234
00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:20,324
What about the Pink Paradise?

235
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:24,761
Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice,
orange juice, and pineapple juice.

236
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:27,965
People actually drink this stuff?

237
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,002
They love it.
You know, it makes them feel exotic.

238
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,594
Give me a Jack on the rocks.

239
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:35,265
It doesn't have a fancy name,
but if it was good enough for Frank,

240
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,740
it's good enough for me.

241
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,276
Frank?

242
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,868
Who's Frank?

243
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,469
Sinatra.

244
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,447
Did Frank take an umbrella?

245
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,275
Not even when it was raining.

246
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,879
Hi, baby.

247
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,457
How was it?

248
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,498
Amazing! You'd love it!

249
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,694
The only sounds are your breath
and your heartbeat.

250
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:08,468
The reef is like a thousand jewels,
sparkling right in front of you.

251
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,667
You should really try it next time.

252
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,268
Mm-hmm. Well,
I like to breathe unassisted.

253
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,006
- Oh, really?
- Mmm.

254
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,947
I thought you liked it
when I give you mouth to mouth.

255
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,342
State your business.

256
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,238
You're gonna shoot
an FBI agent, Burdett?

257
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,340
All I see is an intruder...

258
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,876
...who just swallowed $80 worth
of my whiskey.

259
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,813
Put down the weapon.

260
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,381
Don't make me shoot you again.

261
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,117
Again?

262
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,025
Is that the way we're gonna play it?

263
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:17,865
What are you doing
in my house, Agent Lloyd?

264
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,837
Sitting, drinking, eating chocolate.

265
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,841
- You have a warrant?
- FBI doesn't have jurisdiction here.

266
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,536
I know, that's why I came down here.

267
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,044
Oh, I don't think it is.

268
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,343
The <i>Seven Seas Navigator</i>
docking here for a solid week.

269
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:33,351
They're having a nice promotion
for the maiden voyage,

270
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,149
calling it the Diamond Cruise.

271
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,247
A gem exhibit whose star attraction is

272
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,451
the third Napoleon Diamond.

273
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,927
Stop me when I get to the part
you don't know.

274
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,260
It's the only one you two haven't stolen.

275
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,355
Allegedly.

276
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,095
And it's gonna be right here
for a whole week... the last of the set...

277
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,535
and I suspect you plan to purloin it.

278
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:53,662
Well, I don't.

279
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,604
So finish your drink and get out.

280
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,164
It's okay to be happy to see me.

281
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,370
Just because you're English doesn't
mean you need to hide your emotions.

282
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,471
I'm Irish.
We let people know how we feel.

283
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:03,947
Now fuck off.

284
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:09,549
And you can take any bugs you planted
along with you.

285
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,179
I'm retired.

286
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,350
A retired guy wouldn't have anything
to worry about from those.

287
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,916
- Mind if I borrow this?
- Take it.

288
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,586
You might learn something from it.

289
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,426
But return it for me.
It's overdue.

290
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,227
Give my love to Lola, will you?

291
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,336
How was the tennis lesson?

292
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,314
Great. The teacher says I'm a natural.

293
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:40,180
He says I've got the best backside
he's ever seen.

294
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,310
That's <i>backhand.</i>

295
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,512
Don't go in there.

296
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,783
- Why?
- Let's talk.

297
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,485
Okay, you're making me nervous,
and I don't get nervous.

298
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,061
Agent Lloyd just left.

299
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,827
What's <i>he</i> doing here?

300
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,424
He came to show me this.

301
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,874
Damn it, Max.

302
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:06,433
Is this what we're here for?

303
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:09,072
No. It's not.

304
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,576
This is not retirement at all.

305
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,086
This is the next setup, isn't it?

306
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,147
Babe, <i>you</i> chose
this island, remember?

307
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,853
I hope you don't think
this is a gift from God.

308
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:27,558
'Cause this is God messing with us.

309
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,397
Oh, no. Max.

310
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,969
Did Stan do this?

311
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,805
Sort of.

312
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,473
I figured he'd bug the place,
so I started checking.

313
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,448
Did you find any?

314
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,780
Only what he wanted me to find.

315
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,481
There's another one here somewhere.

316
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,484
Now, don't worry.
I already checked.

317
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,753
There's nothing in there.

318
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,350
That's the problem.

319
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,055
There's nothing in here.

320
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,258
What is it?
What's wrong?

321
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:06,930
I hid the bullet in the camera.

322
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,666
What bullet?

323
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,935
The one he shot you with.

324
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,567
Oh, no.

325
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:17,146
I kept it to remind me
of how close I came to losing you.

326
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,741
Lola, you know that bullet
puts me on the scene.

327
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:22,548
I know, I know. I'm sorry.

328
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,612
I'll get it back.

329
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,867
Good morning, Mr. Lloyd.
Your suite is ready.

330
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,273
- Suite?
- Suite, sir.

331
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,278
It's a larger room.

332
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:53,014
Atlantis reserves this bridge suite
for our more dignified guests.

333
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,384
Breakfast is on the house, these are
vouchers for free tennis lessons,

334
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:03,360
complimentary skin exfoliant,
seaweed body wrap and facial scrub,

335
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,090
located in the spa on the club level.

336
00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:07,597
Also, please remember.

337
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:12,433
Shoes and shirt are required
in all public spaces at all times.

338
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,631
State your business.

339
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,730
You can't bribe me
with a seaweed body wrap, Max.

340
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:50,468
This doesn't buy you one bit of space.

341
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,635
I'm gonna be on you wherever you go.

342
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:53,837
It's no bribe, Stanley.

343
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,312
I just want you to see
that if you lead the kind of life I do,

344
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,576
stealing is the last thing on your mind.

345
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:01,941
Mr. Lloyd.

346
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,616
Are you ready for your massage?

347
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,755
I'll do your back.

348
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,760
I'll do your front.

349
00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,419
You son of a bitch.

350
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,070
- Lola?
- Yeah.

351
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,603
- He hid it in a black jewelry box.
- Good job.

352
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,977
Thank you.

353
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,948
Talented masseuse.

354
00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:33,944
You get rid of it this time.

355
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,509
I will.

356
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,323
Good evening.
May I take your order?

357
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,317
No, thank you.
I just lost my appetite.

358
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,622
Just as well.

359
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,493
I don't take orders from criminals,
I arrest them.

360
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,157
Or fall asleep trying.

361
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,395
So you're admitting you were there.

362
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,438
No. I read about it in the papers,
just like everyone else.

363
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,496
You're famous.

364
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,865
I'm a punchline.

365
00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:02,607
But like my grandma used to say,
he who laughs last laughs loudest.

366
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,444
By the way,
return that movie, would you?

367
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,108
The store called.

368
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,913
I haven't finished it yet.

369
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:11,114
They catch the thief,
but it's not who you think it is.

370
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,157
I don't like those twist endings.

371
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,658
Well, we don't like you.

372
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,455
Aw w.

373
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:17,517
Lola.

374
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,655
They're playing your song.

375
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,724
Why don't you take Stanley
for a dance?

376
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:25,360
He's feeling lonely.

377
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,133
And I am feeling charitable.

378
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,341
Let's go, Stan.

379
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,635
Really?

380
00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,237
I'll try to have her back by dawn.

381
00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:51,022
Constable...

382
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,330
Can I help you?

383
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:56,196
I wanna talk to Mooré.

384
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,599
Get out of the way.

385
00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,502
Monsieur Mooré is currently socializing.

386
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,507
Interrupting a man's leisure
is harassment.

387
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,941
That's not harassment.

388
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:08,609
You feel that?

389
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,944
- Ooh.
- That's harassment.

390
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:15,146
And you tell your boss
this is just the beginning.

391
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:18,553
I have two hands,
and I can't be bought.

392
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,612
Ooh.

393
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,326
Excuse me, constable.
May I have a word with you?

394
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,735
<i>Audrey, where you get that sugar?</i>

395
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,937
Listen, Stan,
I know what you're doing.

396
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:45,073
But if you drag Max into your game,
he will not lose.

397
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,175
Eventually, they all lose.

398
00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:48,844
Not my Max.

399
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,354
Do yourself a favor...
leave us alone.

400
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:55,416
We're just a couple of retirees
trying to enjoy the island life.

401
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,986
All the same, I'll stick around,
see what develops.

402
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:01,660
Excuse me.

403
00:25:01,733 --> 00:25:03,394
In a second, honey.
You'll get your chance.

404
00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:06,266
Damn, I got the stink on me tonight.

405
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,067
Step off the dance floor, sir.

406
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,341
Hey!

407
00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,137
- Have fun, Stan.
- Hey. Lola!

408
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,838
Police.
Raise your hands, sir.

409
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,611
I'm law.
Federal B.I.?

410
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:29,488
It is illegal on this island to carry
a concealed weapon without a permit.

411
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,188
I'm working a suspect.

412
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,962
Are you not supposed to inform
local authorities when you arrive,

413
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:39,526
Agent Stanley P. Lloyd?

414
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,002
- You know him?
- He's my suspect.

415
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,307
Well, we're still gonna have to
take this to the station and register it.

416
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,677
You're letting the criminal go.

417
00:25:49,748 --> 00:25:50,942
This is crazy.

418
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,574
You think this is crazy?

419
00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:55,449
Your dancing, <i>that</i> was crazy.

420
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,078
This way, Agent Lloyd.

421
00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,123
Welcome to paradise.

422
00:26:04,095 --> 00:26:05,357
Okay.

423
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,365
- The watermarks and holograms match.
- Oh.

424
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,560
But I still have to register the gun.

425
00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,866
You have a nice smile.

426
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:19,774
I haven't smiled at you.

427
00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,471
You will.

428
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,450
That's just the way I feel about it,
and they have to deal with it.

429
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,542
Yes, sir.

430
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,652
Ah, Sophie.

431
00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,552
I need to speak to you.

432
00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,217
I'm getting complaints
about you bothering Henri Mooré.

433
00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:36,283
Just doing my job, Zacharias.

434
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,420
The man is practically
the unofficial mayor of the island.

435
00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:40,123
In one year, he's made
everyone here like him,

436
00:26:40,198 --> 00:26:42,063
something you haven't been
able to do in a lifetime.

437
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,897
I guess we can't all be
the kiss-ass politician you are.

438
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:48,571
I want you to stay behind tonight
so we can discuss your attitude.

439
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,301
You knew about my attitude
the day we got married

440
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:51,865
and knew about it
the day we got divorced.

441
00:26:51,943 --> 00:26:54,776
You're not gonna learn
any more about it tonight.

442
00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:58,782
Besides, I have plans
with Special Agent Lloyd of the FBI.

443
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,875
He's just arrived on the island.

444
00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:02,747
Is that so?

445
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,646
Shall we?

446
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:06,384
We shall.

447
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:12,857
She's feisty.

448
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:21,427
Mmm. Isn't it beautiful?

449
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:24,001
Yeah.

450
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,906
Is it enough?

451
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,875
Of course it is.

452
00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:46,128
Some people say the only way
to rid yourself of temptation

453
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:48,290
is to yield to it.

454
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,197
I don't know about that.

455
00:27:54,272 --> 00:27:59,266
I say turn your back on temptation...

456
00:28:00,078 --> 00:28:05,311
...or substitute something
more tempting.

457
00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:21,929
See how easy that was?

458
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,576
What's the shortest amount of time
you've ever known a guy

459
00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:37,172
before you kissed him?

460
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:40,580
I see what you're thinking,
and you can forget it.

461
00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:44,554
Guys come down to this island looking
for a slice of paradise with a local girl,

462
00:28:44,622 --> 00:28:46,954
and they will say anything to get it.

463
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:50,654
I resent being lumped in with all guys,

464
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,960
though, admittedly,
I would say anything right now.

465
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,330
How long have you been chasing Max?

466
00:28:58,336 --> 00:29:02,295
Seven years... ever since the first
Napoleon Diamond went missing.

467
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,433
I got to the scene,
took a few shots at the getaway car.

468
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:10,174
Next day, bottle of champagne arrives
at FBI Headquarters for me,

469
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:15,049
with a note says,
"Aim for the tires next time."

470
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,781
He was baiting you.

471
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:19,790
- Hmm.
- Is there a money trail?

472
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:22,850
Everything's plain...
taxes, bank accounts.

473
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:26,158
He doesn't buy
expensive paintings, yachts, nothing.

474
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:31,294
I think it's more about the challenge
and the alibi... that's his work of art.

475
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,200
Sounds like you admire him.

476
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:37,767
Would I like to live one day
in his velvety slippers?

477
00:29:37,842 --> 00:29:39,275
Maybe.

478
00:29:39,344 --> 00:29:41,209
But I don't admire him.

479
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,304
He's beat me too many times for that.

480
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:45,576
Maybe you need the female touch.

481
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,143
That's exactly what I need.

482
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,712
Listen, I want a big arrest,
you need local help.

483
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,157
I'll extend the FBI courtesy on this one.

484
00:29:55,226 --> 00:29:57,592
As long as I'm riding shotgun.

485
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,530
What's going on?

486
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:08,697
I'm expanding the deck.

487
00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,434
You're trying to stay busy.

488
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:13,671
Look, on this deck,
we are going to sit here

489
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:16,771
and watch sunsets until we get old.

490
00:30:17,515 --> 00:30:19,107
Can't wait.

491
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:20,776
Where are you going?

492
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:22,376
You said I need a hobby.

493
00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:24,444
I guess I'll go find one.

494
00:30:24,522 --> 00:30:25,546
Really?

495
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,750
I'll call you later.

496
00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:59,349
He's here.

497
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,092
The centerpiece of our exhibit.

498
00:31:09,167 --> 00:31:12,625
Napoleon had three priceless diamonds
set into the hilt of his sword.

499
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,798
After his defeat, they were pried out
and dispersed around the globe.

500
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:19,833
This is one of the rare occasions the last
remaining diamond is on public display.

501
00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:22,505
And next, we have
some rare Egyptian gems.

502
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,836
Cute little rock.

503
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,640
I'm just here to look.

504
00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:55,838
Just as well.

505
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,213
With six cameras...
four stationary, two revolving,

506
00:31:59,284 --> 00:32:01,047
a dozen I.R. Motion sensors...

507
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,781
Sixteen.
You missed the ones at ankle level.

508
00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,323
Plus your standard
24-hour rotating guards.

509
00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,882
Unbreakable polycarbonate display,

510
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,758
controlled by an uncopyable
magnetic key card.

511
00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:17,726
I just realized...
you could never get it anyway.

512
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:22,433
You're right.

513
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,508
When you're right, you're right.

514
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:27,575
It's impossible.

515
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,391
Give me a ride.

516
00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,620
I don't think so.

517
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,889
Maybe you should think again.

518
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:48,585
May I present Monsieur Henri Mooré.

519
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:50,626
Mr. Burdett.

520
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:52,787
It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.

521
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,764
Oh, you're an American.

522
00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:57,392
Hmm. Henri Mooré?

523
00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:59,436
Ah. My name is Henry Moore.

524
00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,995
I placed the thing on the "e".

525
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,064
I felt it more appropriate
to my surroundings.

526
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,042
- Oh.
- Please.

527
00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:12,139
I imagine you're wondering
why you're here.

528
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,150
Well...

529
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,618
Forgive Jean-Paul's tactics, Mr. Burdett,

530
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:21,181
but to put it bluntly, the impoverished
people of this island need your help.

531
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:22,283
Hmm.

532
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,795
Five years ago, I was
a successful businessman in Detroit.

533
00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:27,990
While vacationing on this island,

534
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,193
I was sitting on the beach
drinking a...

535
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,133
Citron martini.

536
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,007
I don't recall what I was drinking...
it's not important.

537
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,872
But I experienced a revelation...

538
00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:43,073
that I had been brought to this island to
provide the commensurate social services

539
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:46,378
that were sadly lacking
for the poorer elements of society here.

540
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:49,420
And you want me to buy a table
at your next fundraiser.

541
00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,284
No, Mr. Burdett.

542
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,187
But I am offering you the opportunity

543
00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:57,159
to participate in the vital growth
of my infrastructure.

544
00:34:57,228 --> 00:34:58,593
Uh-huh. How's that?

545
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:01,097
I want you to steal me that diamond.

546
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,196
I'm not a criminal.

547
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,567
Right. Neither am I.

548
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:09,162
Good.
Then we understand each other.

549
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,673
- Yes.
- Yeah.

550
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,902
Let me show you around, Mr. Burdett.

551
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:18,975
Do you think it fair
that the indigenous of this island

552
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,848
are not allowed to enter the casinos
unless they work there?

553
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,721
Why is it that only the rich should enjoy

554
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:30,022
pharmaceutically-assisted moments
of personal introspection?

555
00:35:30,094 --> 00:35:33,825
The safety and security found
in owning your own machine gun.

556
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,163
The pleasures derived

557
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:40,534
from financially-procured
female companionship.

558
00:35:42,773 --> 00:35:46,004
The underprivileged should not be
denied these essential diversions.

559
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,375
I mean, look around you, Mr. Burdett.

560
00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,038
No one is turned away.

561
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,613
All I do, I do for the people.

562
00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:55,276
And why do you need
the diamond for that?

563
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,616
I have an urgent need to expand
my humanitarian program.

564
00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:02,921
A cash injection
in the tens of millions of dollars

565
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,791
would relieve the entire Caribbean.

566
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:09,729
What I'm suggesting
is a partnership, Mr. Burdett.

567
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,030
You are a stranger to this island.

568
00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,071
I can give you what you don't have...

569
00:36:14,138 --> 00:36:20,270
access to the marina, the crews,
rotation schedules, whatever you need.

570
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,364
I couldn't sleep.
Didn't wanna wake you.

571
00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:51,141
I saw you on the ship yesterday.

572
00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:56,503
I had a feeling you might be there, too.

573
00:37:03,087 --> 00:37:05,851
Don't you ever feel
we weren't quite finished?

574
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:11,259
Look, Max, I miss it, too.

575
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:14,263
We were great.

576
00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:17,699
And we went out
at the top of our game, undefeated.

577
00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:20,066
The best time to quit.

578
00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,363
Maybe.

579
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,601
Max, I cased it.

580
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:30,204
It's not a one man job, and there's
no way you're pulling me into it.

581
00:37:30,281 --> 00:37:31,748
We're retired.

582
00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:35,013
Now the challenge is
to find joy in simple things.

583
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,714
And I like that challenge.

584
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:07,408
Yeah?

585
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:08,543
I lied on the ship.

586
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:10,052
I <i>could</i> get it.

587
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,110
<i>Here's how.</i>

588
00:38:11,188 --> 00:38:13,884
<i>I'd cut the camera feed</i>
<i>and go in from behind the exhibit.</i>

589
00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,927
It's blowable from the storage room,
and I'd do it after 10 P.M.

590
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,655
Why?

591
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,630
The retired arthritic cops
always get that shift.

592
00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,534
So that's how you do it.

593
00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,069
And now I've told you.

594
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,264
So now I can't.

595
00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:41,811
Oh, my God.

596
00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:44,013
- What are you doing?
- I'm cooking.

597
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,181
- Since when?
- This morning.

598
00:38:46,257 --> 00:38:47,918
We are decent law-abiding people,

599
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,961
and decent law-abiding people
cook omelets for breakfast.

600
00:38:51,829 --> 00:38:52,921
Oh.

601
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,230
State your business.

602
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:56,732
<i>You almost had me last night</i>

603
00:38:56,801 --> 00:39:00,168
<i>with that old David Copperfield</i>
<i>smoke and mirrors trick.</i>

604
00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:04,435
"Look at my assistant with the big tits
while I take the Rolex right off your wrist."

605
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,600
What do you want about her?

606
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,541
I wanna know
how you're really gonna do it,

607
00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:10,637
and you're gonna tell me
while we're fishing.

608
00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:11,909
Fishing?

609
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:13,313
I don't fish.

610
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:15,318
I got a boat stacked with beer.

611
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:16,375
Drink it yourself.

612
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,388
<i>You might as well come.</i>
<i>You're paying for it.</i>

613
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,321
<i>I charged it to my suite.</i>

614
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:22,951
All the same, Stanley, I'll pass.

615
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,051
There is an option.

616
00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:28,030
I get the local police to bring you down
to the station, we sweat you there.

617
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,327
<i>And I do mean sweat.</i>

618
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,767
<i>There's no air conditioning,</i>
<i>so dress light.</i>

619
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:34,771
The eggs on this island taste funny.

620
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,364
They must have some weird chickens.

621
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,341
<i>What'll it be, Max?</i>

622
00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:42,470
I'll see you soon.

623
00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:55,386
Tell me this isn't better
than standing in some lineup.

624
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:57,861
I've never been in a lineup.

625
00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:07,059
Ooh, that's a hell of a watch.

626
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,400
What's that kind of thing run you?

627
00:40:08,472 --> 00:40:10,599
A couple of grand.

628
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:15,938
Why don't you pick one up
on the Bureau's expense account?

629
00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:19,073
Oh, they keep me on a real tight leash.

630
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,845
I got you to thank for that.

631
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:22,317
Ah.

632
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,179
Whoo! It's cookin' out here.

633
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,355
So if I didn't shoot you,
where'd you get the screen door?

634
00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:34,355
Knitting accident.

635
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,512
Dab some of this on my back, will you?

636
00:40:49,013 --> 00:40:50,139
Are you serious?

637
00:40:50,214 --> 00:40:53,012
Yeah. I've got delicate skin.
I don't wanna burn.

638
00:40:59,356 --> 00:41:02,519
I bet you were the best kid in the
neighborhood at hide-and-seek, huh?

639
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,890
So you joined the Bureau.

640
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:06,327
Yeah, I found them all.

641
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:09,761
No one ever found me.

642
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:14,800
Once I found a good spot,
I'd stay there for days.

643
00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,264
There you go.

644
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,871
Now, turn around.
I'll do you.

645
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:23,038
I'll handle it.

646
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:24,944
No, come on.
You're gonna burn.

647
00:41:33,958 --> 00:41:35,118
Good.

648
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,216
Okay.

649
00:41:37,294 --> 00:41:39,057
There. That's good.

650
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:40,960
Wait. Don't you want me
to coat everything?

651
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,464
That's good. My pole.

652
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:44,330
No way, man!
I'm only doing your back!

653
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,390
My pole!

654
00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:46,834
Hey, we got something.
Come on.

655
00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:47,962
Oh, oh, oh. Look at this!

656
00:41:48,038 --> 00:41:49,869
Oh. We got something here, Stanley.

657
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:50,929
Ooh! Aah!

658
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,033
Shit! Come on!

659
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:54,702
Come on! Help me pull it up.

660
00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,746
Don't lose it, don't lose it!

661
00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,049
- It's a monster.
- We can do it!

662
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:03,211
This is big.
Okay, come on, pull!

663
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:04,754
- Are <i>you</i> pulling?
- I'm pulling, man.

664
00:42:04,822 --> 00:42:05,846
Jesus Christ!

665
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:08,721
Stanley!
One, two, three!

666
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,692
Oh! Aah!

667
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,553
Jesus Christ!

668
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,257
It's a shark, it's a shark.

669
00:42:14,331 --> 00:42:15,355
Yeah.

670
00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,926
Why is it not moving?

671
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,096
- Maybe it's in shock.
- What do you wanna do?

672
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:23,867
Maybe it's dead.
I mean, it looks dead.

673
00:42:25,576 --> 00:42:26,770
Go over and shake it.

674
00:42:26,844 --> 00:42:29,074
- Why me?
- Well, you're FBI.

675
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:30,636
What's that have to do with anything?

676
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:33,512
If it bites your arm off,
you get disability for the rest of your life.

677
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,881
- Go!
- <i>You</i> hooked it.

678
00:42:34,952 --> 00:42:36,044
<i>You</i> go see if it's alive.

679
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,781
Yeah, I hooked it,
so <i>you</i> go see if it's alive.

680
00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,117
- Go!
- Hey, hey!

681
00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:42,090
Oh, okay.
Here I go.

682
00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:45,125
I'm just gonna sneak up on it.

683
00:42:45,863 --> 00:42:46,887
Why are you whispering?

684
00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:48,829
So it won't know the plan.

685
00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,191
Hey.

686
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,972
- Aah!
- Aah! Shit!

687
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:00,567
Watch out, watch out, watch out!

688
00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:08,175
You have the right to remain silent!

689
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,550
Yeah, it's dead.

690
00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:15,219
Yeah.

691
00:43:39,149 --> 00:43:40,173
Look at them.

692
00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:43,549
If you didn't know any better,
you'd think they were friends.

693
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,555
You must be Lola.

694
00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:47,281
Sophie?

695
00:43:48,158 --> 00:43:49,352
Nice gun.

696
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:50,791
Sig Sauer P228.

697
00:43:50,861 --> 00:43:52,726
Custom trigger action.

698
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:53,922
Oh.

699
00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:55,625
- Nice shoes.
- Thank you.

700
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,860
- Chanel?
- Cruz collection.

701
00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,360
How bad was it?

702
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:03,901
Oh, not too bad.

703
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:06,975
Sophie seems nice.

704
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,010
Yeah, for a cop.

705
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:11,944
Lola seems cool.

706
00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:13,142
For a thief.

707
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,832
Yes!

708
00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,495
I resign. You win.

709
00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:37,972
Make a wish.

710
00:44:38,042 --> 00:44:39,942
Okay.

711
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,309
I wish you'd write your vows.

712
00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:57,924
<i>I'm so tense.</i>

713
00:44:57,995 --> 00:45:00,156
<i>Come here.</i>
<i>Let me relax you.</i>

714
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:03,028
<i>What are you doing?</i>
<i>Why are you taking off your clothes?</i>

715
00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:04,158
Now we're talkin'.

716
00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:05,792
<i>Are you being naughty?</i>

717
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,461
<i>Naughty enough to spank.</i>

718
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,938
Oh, yeah!

719
00:45:10,007 --> 00:45:13,033
<i>I'll bite you.</i>
<i>Can I bite you?</i>

720
00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:15,635
<i>The door.</i>
<i>Are we expecting anyone?</i>

721
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,806
<i>Yeah. A friend.</i>

722
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,576
- <i>A friend?</i>
- A friend?

723
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:20,912
<i>A girlfriend.</i>

724
00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:22,042
<i>You didn't.</i>

725
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:23,586
<i>I love you, baby.</i>

726
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:26,248
<i>You know I'll do anything for you.</i>

727
00:45:28,659 --> 00:45:29,751
<i>Wait here.</i>

728
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,351
<i>What's she gonna do?</i>

729
00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:34,855
Tell him.
Tell him.

730
00:45:34,932 --> 00:45:37,059
<i>She's gonna help me relax you.</i>

731
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:38,658
<i>You're kidding.</i>

732
00:45:39,436 --> 00:45:40,494
Nice.

733
00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,163
<i>You're gonna like this.</i>

734
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,570
Lucky bastard.

735
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,699
- <i>Who is she?</i>
- <i>You'll see.</i>

736
00:45:46,343 --> 00:45:50,473
<i>Max, I'd like you to meet Stan's mom.</i>

737
00:45:58,155 --> 00:45:59,315
<i>Night, Stan.</i>

738
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:04,521
Son of a...

739
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:03,182
You're only in port 48 more hours.

740
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:04,948
Stay on high alert.

741
00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:07,990
Agent Lloyd, we have the most sophisticated
security system

742
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:10,549
ever installed on a seagoing vessel.

743
00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:12,026
And you'll need it.

744
00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:13,957
Excuse me, sir.

745
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:16,866
There's been a security breach.

746
00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:42,417
Don't move!

747
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:45,886
Turn around.

748
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,324
Turn around!

749
00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,295
- No!
- Stan!

750
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:28,201
Damn it.

751
00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:38,647
The other side!

752
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:55,324
Just stop him!

753
00:48:55,399 --> 00:48:56,798
Let's do it, come on!

754
00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:22,716
<i>Although the famed</i>
<i>Napoleon Diamond was undisturbed,</i>

755
00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,556
<i>the unknown intruder knocked out</i>

756
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:27,256
<i>a</i> Seven Seas Navigator
<i>maintenance worker,</i>

757
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:30,664
<i>stole his uniform,</i>
<i>and slipped onto the ship.</i>

758
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:40,506
You're cheating on me, aren't you?

759
00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:43,742
What are you talking about?

760
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,681
Maybe not with a woman,
but with a diamond.

761
00:49:47,451 --> 00:49:48,440
You want her.

762
00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:50,509
And I'm jealous.

763
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:52,612
You've got nothing to worry about.

764
00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:54,554
Where were you tonight, Max?

765
00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:58,526
I've been home, writing my vows.

766
00:49:58,595 --> 00:49:59,584
Oh! Let me see.

767
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:02,723
Sorry.
You have to wait.

768
00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:05,827
Well, I'm not gonna let
that little bitch take my man.

769
00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:07,563
I'm gonna fight for what's mine.

770
00:50:07,637 --> 00:50:08,729
Really?

771
00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:11,239
And how exactly are you gonna do that?

772
00:50:11,308 --> 00:50:12,866
I'm a thief.

773
00:50:13,810 --> 00:50:16,244
I know a thing or two about distraction.

774
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:24,380
It's a beautiful jewel, Max.

775
00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:29,519
But I guarantee you,
it's no fun in the tub.

776
00:50:32,262 --> 00:50:33,820
Mmm.

777
00:50:34,564 --> 00:50:37,294
I had him.
You shoulda stayed out of my way.

778
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,767
I didn't want you to get hurt.
I'm sorry.

779
00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:42,634
You're the one who's hurt.
You should ice that.

780
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:45,038
Why are men always trying
to protect women?

781
00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:47,006
'Cause you smell good.

782
00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:48,738
It's all about sex, isn't it?

783
00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:51,440
Why can't we just be
two cops working a case?

784
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:53,210
Hey, I happen to agree with you.

785
00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:55,342
From now on,
we're just partners on this.

786
00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:56,579
Fine.

787
00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:58,951
- So, let's have dinner and discuss it.
- No, thanks.

788
00:50:59,022 --> 00:51:00,421
How about a steam?

789
00:51:00,490 --> 00:51:03,926
What... l... no, I always steam
with my partners.

790
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:07,152
Okay, you wanna go
for a Jacuzzi, partner?

791
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,790
I have a big tub in my room.

792
00:51:22,879 --> 00:51:24,471
We have to talk.

793
00:51:24,548 --> 00:51:27,278
Max. Great timing.
Ride with us.

794
00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,011
Can we just do this one on one?

795
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,519
Oh, of course.

796
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:35,316
<i>California dreaming...</i>

797
00:51:35,392 --> 00:51:38,987
Are you familiar with the pleasures
of anonymous love, Max?

798
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:41,488
No.

799
00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:46,263
Recently I found myself experimenting
with alternative lifestyle parameters

800
00:51:46,336 --> 00:51:48,531
based largely
on the free love philosophy

801
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:51,699
as found in the collected works
of The Mamas and The Papas.

802
00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:54,503
I never made that connection.

803
00:51:54,578 --> 00:51:55,704
Oh, it's there.

804
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,543
That Michelle Phillips,
she could walk it like she talked it.

805
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:00,981
Earl, burn one of my CDs for Max.

806
00:52:01,051 --> 00:52:02,575
Yes, sir.

807
00:52:14,731 --> 00:52:16,221
This is it, Max.

808
00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,630
My vision.

809
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:21,096
My infrastructure growing
before our eyes.

810
00:52:21,938 --> 00:52:23,098
It used to be a children's hospital,

811
00:52:23,173 --> 00:52:27,041
but I'm revitalizing it
into a paramilitary training facility.

812
00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:30,841
More importantly,
that ship is leaving in two days.

813
00:52:34,484 --> 00:52:35,473
What's this?

814
00:52:35,552 --> 00:52:36,917
Everything you need.

815
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,682
Schematics, detailed plan.

816
00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:41,781
You can do it yourself.

817
00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:45,485
Go in through the air conditioning vents.

818
00:52:45,562 --> 00:52:48,463
The exhibit is accessible
from the storage facility behind it.

819
00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:51,763
There's cameras there, so you're
gonna have to cut the central feed.

820
00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,564
Red wires in the control panel here.

821
00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:56,902
If you don't cut the red wire,
they'll see everything.

822
00:52:56,973 --> 00:52:59,601
- What next?
- Blow the wall.

823
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:01,075
- C-4?
- Uh-uh.

824
00:53:01,144 --> 00:53:03,908
I'd use a shape charge
with a detonation cord.

825
00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,414
Smaller but more effective.

826
00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:10,681
And... you'd wanna blow it
after 10 P.M.

827
00:53:10,754 --> 00:53:13,848
- Why is that?
- Graveyard shift.

828
00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,654
Always the retired cops
with arthritis.

829
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:18,421
That's how I'd do it.

830
00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:21,219
Then that's how I'll do it.

831
00:53:24,534 --> 00:53:26,798
You know, we're not
partners anymore, Max.

832
00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:30,098
In fact, you see me,
cross the street.

833
00:53:54,264 --> 00:53:55,253
<i>You gotta go</i>

834
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,163
<i>Go where you wanna go</i>

835
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,168
<i>Do what you wanna do</i>

836
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:03,400
<i>With whoever</i>
<i>you wanna do it with</i>

837
00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:06,271
<i>You gotta go</i>
<i>where you wanna go</i>

838
00:54:06,343 --> 00:54:08,607
<i>Do what you wanna do</i>

839
00:54:08,678 --> 00:54:12,876
<i>With whoever</i>
<i>you wanna do it with</i>

840
00:54:12,949 --> 00:54:18,512
<i>You don't understand</i>
<i>that a girl like...</i>

841
00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:21,484
Good afternoon. Atlantis.
How may I help?

842
00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:23,924
Mr. Lloyd,
the Bridge Suite, please.

843
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:26,451
<i>Hello.</i>

844
00:54:26,529 --> 00:54:27,928
- Stanley.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

845
00:54:27,998 --> 00:54:30,694
- It's Max, just checking in.
- <i>Cut the crap, Max.</i>

846
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,167
<i>You're making sure I'm in my room</i>
<i>and not following you.</i>

847
00:54:33,236 --> 00:54:36,103
How could you be following me
if you're in your room?

848
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:38,663
- See you soon, Stanley.
- <i>Okay.</i>

849
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,269
Hello!

850
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:22,436
What?

851
00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:24,836
What?

852
00:56:24,914 --> 00:56:28,111
If you're gonna forward your calls,
don't tail me so close.

853
00:56:33,623 --> 00:56:34,954
Aah!

854
00:57:47,430 --> 00:57:49,091
Hey.

855
00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:50,996
I heard the call
over the radio.

856
00:57:51,067 --> 00:57:54,332
Every year there's one white boy
that goes down at Junkanoo.

857
00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:57,472
Here's what I found out.
Max closed escrow,

858
00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,202
and then a month later
the cruise booked the diamond.

859
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,642
- Maybe he <i>is</i> retired.
- I doubt it.

860
00:58:02,712 --> 00:58:04,475
He met with Henri Mooré today,

861
00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:06,640
the biggest gangster on the island.

862
00:58:08,084 --> 00:58:09,415
Thanks for coming.

863
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,421
You know, this one
you really do have to ice.

864
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,889
- Ah!
- Oh, I'm sorry.

865
00:58:18,528 --> 00:58:19,722
Better?

866
00:58:20,530 --> 00:58:22,122
There's another one here.

867
00:58:24,734 --> 00:58:25,723
Now?

868
00:58:25,802 --> 00:58:28,236
This one's particularly painful.

869
00:58:31,841 --> 00:58:36,437
There's some referred pain.
It's somewhere around... here.

870
00:58:40,550 --> 00:58:42,780
I'll have to get hurt more often.

871
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:45,343
And in more interesting places.

872
00:59:05,775 --> 00:59:08,243
- Oh, God, I'm vibrating!
- So am I.

873
00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:10,973
No. No, no.

874
00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:13,174
- I'm getting a call.
- What?

875
00:59:13,249 --> 00:59:15,376
Is nothing sacred?

876
00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:16,611
Shit, I have to go.

877
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:19,621
Go? No, you can't go.
I just unwrapped my head.

878
00:59:19,689 --> 00:59:21,350
Sorry, I need a rain check.

879
00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:23,824
What, are you crazy?
It never rains here.

880
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:25,019
Just give me five minutes, all right?

881
00:59:25,094 --> 00:59:27,654
Five minutes?
You should be embarrassed.

882
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:29,027
Okay, three.

883
00:59:29,098 --> 00:59:31,191
Oh, Stan, come on.

884
00:59:31,267 --> 00:59:33,827
Okay, two!
Please don't make me beg. Please.

885
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,200
A quick two?

886
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:37,933
Oh, don't worry, I'm quick.

887
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:05,756
Hello.

888
01:00:05,835 --> 01:00:07,666
Mr. Burdett, it's Luc from the bar.

889
01:00:07,737 --> 01:00:10,900
There's a guest down here
that's bombed that's shouting your name.

890
01:00:10,974 --> 01:00:13,875
Welcome to paradise, Frank!

891
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:21,547
Well, it's only paradise
for criminals, like Max Burdett.

892
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:25,486
Yeah. I hear him.
I'll be right there.

893
01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:30,525
- Where'd he go?
- Over there.

894
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:31,992
Oh, thanks, Luc.

895
01:00:34,931 --> 01:00:36,626
What are you doing to yourself?
What's wrong?

896
01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:37,791
- Nothing.
- Nothing's wrong?

897
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:42,000
Me and Sophie hooked up.

898
01:00:42,071 --> 01:00:43,936
And it was beautiful.

899
01:00:44,941 --> 01:00:46,806
But it's only gonna
last for one more day.

900
01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:48,207
Why is that?

901
01:00:48,277 --> 01:00:50,905
Because the ship's only gonna
be here 24 more hours,

902
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,709
and you're gonna clip Napoleon III

903
01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:54,716
and make me look
like a jerk again.

904
01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:00,421
- I'll have another one!
- You've had enough.

905
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,355
You are not my daddy.

906
01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:05,826
I didn't take you as an umbrella
kind of guy, Stan.

907
01:01:05,895 --> 01:01:07,920
These remoras really have
a kick to 'em.

908
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:10,090
Hey, Stan, buck up.
You're a good agent.

909
01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:12,100
No, I'm not.

910
01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:15,137
You know, I used to blame you,
but now I see it clearly.

911
01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:17,638
It's not you, it's me.

912
01:01:17,707 --> 01:01:19,607
You've got genius, man.

913
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:24,113
If I had an ounce
of what you have, I'd never stop.

914
01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,946
You've got a gift, man.
It's inspiring.

915
01:01:29,786 --> 01:01:31,947
I love these remoras!

916
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:35,013
Bartender! Give me another one!

917
01:01:42,465 --> 01:01:44,330
It's okay, Stan.
It's okay.

918
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,961
Luc, you're not working tonight, right?
Give us a hand here.

919
01:01:48,037 --> 01:01:49,800
Come on, Stan,
here you go. Come on.

920
01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:51,965
Here you go, buddy.
Yeah.

921
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:54,867
Come on, come on.

922
01:01:55,611 --> 01:01:57,602
What about me?!

923
01:01:58,915 --> 01:02:00,815
That's it, Stanley.

924
01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,544
Here you go.

925
01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:03,915
That's it.

926
01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:07,550
That's it. Here we go.

927
01:02:21,003 --> 01:02:23,494
You tell anyone I tucked him in,
I'll kill you.

928
01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:27,040
- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.
- Call me Max.

929
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:28,907
- Max.
- Okay.

930
01:02:56,572 --> 01:02:57,800
Lola!

931
01:02:57,874 --> 01:03:00,502
It's locked.
And don't try to break in.

932
01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:01,736
You're not welcome.

933
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:05,673
I finished the deck.

934
01:03:05,748 --> 01:03:09,149
You promised to spend
the first sunset on it together.

935
01:03:09,218 --> 01:03:11,516
- Lola.
- That's not all.

936
01:03:12,355 --> 01:03:13,913
I found your notebook.

937
01:03:14,824 --> 01:03:16,883
Lola.

938
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:19,553
I'll sit down right now
and write my vows, okay?

939
01:03:24,267 --> 01:03:27,327
The vows are not for me,
they're for you.

940
01:03:27,403 --> 01:03:30,566
You have to figure out if what
we have means anything to you.

941
01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:34,937
Come on, Max.

942
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,772
Do you really think the third one's
gonna make you whole?

943
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:44,314
- I don't know.
- Well, don't come back until you do.

944
01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:48,079
Where am I supposed to go?

945
01:03:52,728 --> 01:03:53,888
She threw me out.

946
01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:57,163
Why is it my problem?

947
01:03:57,233 --> 01:03:59,701
'Cause every hotel
on the island is booked.

948
01:04:05,074 --> 01:04:07,474
Can I move
this surveillance stuff?

949
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:10,774
Don't mess with it!
It's very expensive.

950
01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:15,314
Listen, I'm not gonna
sleep on the floor.

951
01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:18,217
Well, I guess you're
out of luck.

952
01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:19,686
We both are.

953
01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:21,987
Move over.

954
01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:28,687
Shit.

955
01:04:39,308 --> 01:04:40,741
So what'd you do?

956
01:04:41,978 --> 01:04:45,470
I missed our first sunset
on her new deck.

957
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:47,841
That's it?

958
01:04:55,858 --> 01:04:57,917
I'm no good at sunsets.

959
01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:01,623
Of course you're not.

960
01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:06,027
The world is divided up between people
who like to watch the sunset

961
01:05:06,102 --> 01:05:07,467
and those who don't.

962
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,503
Yeah.

963
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,405
People like you
are never happy.

964
01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:17,378
You're anxious, type-A, egocentric
perfectionists who can't sit still

965
01:05:17,446 --> 01:05:21,405
and die alone with a million bucks
and a thousand regrets.

966
01:05:22,318 --> 01:05:25,014
The people who can relax,
enjoy the sunset,

967
01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:29,387
hold hands at the end of the day...
they're the happy ones.

968
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:35,060
So why can't you do that?

969
01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:40,434
Because of you.

970
01:05:45,341 --> 01:05:47,138
Don't hog the blanket.

971
01:05:52,248 --> 01:05:54,182
- Good night, Max.
- Good night.

972
01:06:40,396 --> 01:06:42,489
You know, the Bureau's got
a "don't ask, don't tell" policy,

973
01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:44,499
but this is pushing it, Stan.

974
01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:47,035
Kowalski, Stafford.

975
01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:48,092
Sophie?

976
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:50,764
The L.A. Office got a call
from Inspector Bethel here.

977
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,173
He wanted to know the scope
of the FBI's operation on the island.

978
01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:56,370
Since we don't have
an operation on the island,

979
01:06:56,445 --> 01:06:58,242
we felt we'd
come here and check it out.

980
01:06:58,314 --> 01:06:59,781
What's he talking about, Stan?

981
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,077
Let me explain.

982
01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:03,641
He's on suspension.
He has been for three months.

983
01:07:03,719 --> 01:07:04,845
Suspension?

984
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,514
He was deemed unstable
after he lost Napoleon II.

985
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:09,080
You told me
you were here on the case.

986
01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:10,648
I am here on the case,

987
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:14,389
and once I bust this guy,
get reinstated, upped,

988
01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:15,930
these slobs will be saluting me.

989
01:07:15,998 --> 01:07:17,329
Are you guys dating?

990
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,300
He's nothing but a suspect to me.

991
01:07:19,368 --> 01:07:21,996
- Oh, really?
- That's not what these show.

992
01:07:22,538 --> 01:07:24,301
Your suspect's paying
for this suite.

993
01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:25,931
And the seaweed body wraps.

994
01:07:26,008 --> 01:07:27,771
You two look pretty chummy.

995
01:07:30,346 --> 01:07:32,746
So you lied to me, Stan.

996
01:07:32,815 --> 01:07:35,648
And you got your
slice of paradise, hmm?

997
01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:38,345
I hope it was everything
you thought it would be.

998
01:07:38,421 --> 01:07:39,683
Sophie...

999
01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:42,986
You might want to do more
of a background check next time

1000
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,651
before you partner up.

1001
01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:52,532
She didn't have to be
so hard on you, you know?

1002
01:07:52,601 --> 01:07:54,228
Storming out like that.

1003
01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:56,168
She's got grounds.

1004
01:07:56,272 --> 01:07:59,366
The thing you gotta understand
about us law enforcement types

1005
01:07:59,442 --> 01:08:01,672
is we don't much
appreciate lying.

1006
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,736
Come on, Stan, you fibbed,
maybe withheld a little.

1007
01:08:04,814 --> 01:08:06,304
But lie? Nah.

1008
01:08:07,683 --> 01:08:11,585
You are an FBI agent
working a case.

1009
01:08:12,588 --> 01:08:14,715
You know, when you put it like that,
it doesn't sound so bad.

1010
01:08:14,790 --> 01:08:16,690
I could explain it to her.

1011
01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:19,226
What about you?

1012
01:08:19,295 --> 01:08:21,729
You are a hell of a catch.

1013
01:08:21,797 --> 01:08:24,231
I've seen the way
you are with Lola.

1014
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,528
You love that girl.

1015
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:28,229
So you're working out
some personal issues.

1016
01:08:28,304 --> 01:08:30,272
All you need is a little support.

1017
01:08:30,339 --> 01:08:31,499
Exactly.

1018
01:08:31,574 --> 01:08:33,940
Hell, I could
make her understand.

1019
01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:43,877
Max can't eat, can't sleep.

1020
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,887
He's like an injured bird.

1021
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:48,253
Stan's hurt.
He's in pain.

1022
01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:50,087
He's like a wounded dog.

1023
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:52,889
He needs you, Lola.
You're his better half.

1024
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,259
Just give him one more chance.

1025
01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,264
He's a good guy, Sophie.

1026
01:08:56,332 --> 01:08:59,733
I'm sure he's a liar,
but that comes with the job.

1027
01:09:00,636 --> 01:09:03,537
I don't know.
This is all a bit strange.

1028
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,335
What do you think, Lola?

1029
01:09:05,407 --> 01:09:07,898
- I don't buy a word of it.
- I'm with you.

1030
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,308
- No, no, no.
- Hey, hey, hey.

1031
01:09:09,378 --> 01:09:10,709
- Listen, hear us out.
- Come on, one second.

1032
01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:11,768
Look...

1033
01:09:13,816 --> 01:09:16,478
Tonight the lies stop.

1034
01:09:16,552 --> 01:09:18,042
He's serious. It's over.

1035
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,816
He's not chasin' it,
and I'm not chasin' him.

1036
01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:24,417
I'm sorry, but I won't believe you
until that ship is gone.

1037
01:09:24,493 --> 01:09:26,552
And we still got a few hours
before she sails.

1038
01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:28,824
Look, I can't make
that ship disappear tonight,

1039
01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:30,229
but I can make us disappear.

1040
01:09:30,299 --> 01:09:33,700
- What are you talking about?
- I found a hobby.

1041
01:09:35,638 --> 01:09:37,401
Wait a minute.
You didn't tell me about this.

1042
01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:39,338
When we come up for air,

1043
01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:43,310
that ship will be headed to Paris
and the diamond will be gone forever.

1044
01:10:05,768 --> 01:10:07,633
So, where you taking us?

1045
01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,933
We're headed to a hidden reef
where there's rumored to be

1046
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,496
100 million in gold
somewhere among the wreckage.

1047
01:10:13,342 --> 01:10:14,673
You're kidding.

1048
01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:18,971
Wow!

1049
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,811
Look at this.

1050
01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:23,943
Yeah, these ships have
been down here since the '40s,

1051
01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:26,385
but nobody's ever
found any gold.

1052
01:10:26,455 --> 01:10:29,390
Well, maybe with the help
of the FBI we'll get lucky.

1053
01:10:30,459 --> 01:10:32,290
My money's on Max.

1054
01:10:32,361 --> 01:10:36,422
100 million four ways...
that's 25 million apiece if we split it.

1055
01:10:40,736 --> 01:10:43,068
Have any idea where to start?

1056
01:10:43,138 --> 01:10:46,869
It could be anywhere down here.
Let's split up, look around.

1057
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:52,911
You guys sure this is safe?
I'm allergic to shellfish.

1058
01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:56,679
You've got nothing to worry about.
I've seen how you handle sharks.

1059
01:11:24,980 --> 01:11:28,575
When we get back,
I'm buying everyone umbrella drinks.

1060
01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:39,325
Hey, little guy,
have you seen any gold down here?

1061
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:50,700
Hey, Max, I'm counting on you
to make me a rich man.

1062
01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:34,743
Lola, hypothetically speaking,

1063
01:12:34,817 --> 01:12:37,684
what's it like to hold
25 million in your hands?

1064
01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:40,921
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1065
01:12:41,724 --> 01:12:42,713
Right.

1066
01:12:57,506 --> 01:13:00,373
- Good night, old-timer.
- Eat shit.

1067
01:13:39,782 --> 01:13:41,545
What the hell is that?

1068
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:47,248
There is an intruder
in Storage Facility B.

1069
01:13:47,322 --> 01:13:49,449
- <i>Attempted break-in in progress.</i>
- Son of a bitch!

1070
01:13:49,525 --> 01:13:52,016
<i>All security</i>
<i>to Storage Facility B.</i>

1071
01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,635
<i>Hey, Max.</i>

1072
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:20,504
What's up?

1073
01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:22,516
Where are you?

1074
01:15:22,584 --> 01:15:25,075
Oh, I'm somewhere inside the ship.

1075
01:15:25,153 --> 01:15:28,452
Oh, yeah, me too.
Thanks, that helps a lot.

1076
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:31,891
Max, did you say
you were <i>inside</i> the ship?

1077
01:15:32,594 --> 01:15:35,085
Yeah, it's amazing.

1078
01:15:35,163 --> 01:15:38,360
Hmm. Really?
What do you see?

1079
01:15:38,433 --> 01:15:42,301
<i>It's pretty dark.</i>
<i>I think I'm in the captain's quarters.</i>

1080
01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:44,032
That's interesting.

1081
01:15:49,645 --> 01:15:53,706
Max, suddenly I don't feel like
having an umbrella drink.

1082
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:08,556
I'm beginning to think we're gonna
go home empty-handed.

1083
01:16:08,630 --> 01:16:11,155
Where are you, Max?
I'm gonna come hunt with you a while.

1084
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:13,497
I'm coming to you.

1085
01:16:14,202 --> 01:16:17,137
How you see me?
I cut the red wire.

1086
01:16:17,205 --> 01:16:21,369
Ah, nice work, genius.
You cut the heating to the Jacuzzi.

1087
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:26,239
<i>Max, you at the stern?</i>

1088
01:16:28,450 --> 01:16:29,747
<i>Max?</i>

1089
01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:35,783
<i>Stan Lloyd to Max Burdett.</i>
<i>Come in.</i>

1090
01:16:39,628 --> 01:16:42,222
Who'd he think he was,
the Invisible Man?

1091
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,531
Dear God.

1092
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,729
Shit.

1093
01:16:48,804 --> 01:16:50,931
It was a diversion.
Get back to the diamond!

1094
01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:54,899
<i>Max, where are you?</i>

1095
01:17:02,084 --> 01:17:03,574
<i>Will you answer me?</i>

1096
01:17:03,652 --> 01:17:04,949
<i>Hello!</i>

1097
01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:06,317
There!

1098
01:17:13,862 --> 01:17:16,387
He's in the vents!
He got the diamond!

1099
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,126
Max, what was that?

1100
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,895
<i>Max!</i>

1101
01:17:19,968 --> 01:17:21,799
I think he left his radio.

1102
01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:24,270
I thought I heard
something else.

1103
01:17:24,873 --> 01:17:27,273
<i>Where'd you go?</i>
<i>Is something wrong?</i>

1104
01:17:43,525 --> 01:17:45,493
Nice costume.

1105
01:17:46,762 --> 01:17:48,354
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

1106
01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:52,523
<i>Party all the time,</i>
<i>party all the time</i>

1107
01:17:52,601 --> 01:17:55,069
<i>Party all the time</i>

1108
01:17:55,137 --> 01:17:58,231
<i>My girl wants</i>
<i>to party all the time...</i>

1109
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:00,831
Go back to your cabin, please.

1110
01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:04,237
Aha, there you are!

1111
01:18:04,312 --> 01:18:05,574
Hey, Max, come on.

1112
01:18:05,647 --> 01:18:07,842
Last night we were spooning.
Now you're running away?

1113
01:18:09,117 --> 01:18:10,641
<i>Come on!</i>

1114
01:18:11,219 --> 01:18:13,517
Yoo-hoo, Max.

1115
01:18:30,272 --> 01:18:33,298
Oh, I get it.
A little hide-and-seek.

1116
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,645
Like I told you on the boat,
I caught 'em all.

1117
01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:55,825
You're good,
but you're not that good.

1118
01:19:01,369 --> 01:19:05,362
You know what they say...
the FBI always gets their man.

1119
01:19:08,777 --> 01:19:10,301
Max!

1120
01:19:10,378 --> 01:19:12,107
I'm having an air problem!

1121
01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:14,979
Stan, are you okay?

1122
01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:17,917
I can't breathe! Help!

1123
01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:21,354
Where are you, Stan?

1124
01:19:24,259 --> 01:19:25,886
I'm coming, Stan.

1125
01:19:25,961 --> 01:19:28,759
It's okay, Stan.
I'm right here.

1126
01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:30,092
Take off your mask.

1127
01:19:30,966 --> 01:19:32,092
I got him, honey.

1128
01:19:32,167 --> 01:19:33,794
I'm right here.

1129
01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:36,703
You're okay, Stan.

1130
01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:41,033
Nothing to worry about, partner.

1131
01:19:46,648 --> 01:19:49,481
I saw my life flash
before my eyes.

1132
01:19:49,551 --> 01:19:51,917
Leave it to me to get
the faulty regulator.

1133
01:19:51,987 --> 01:19:54,455
You know,
I never dove before.

1134
01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:58,186
- I would like to propose a toast.
- What are we celebrating?

1135
01:19:59,027 --> 01:20:00,051
Retirement.

1136
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,325
- I'll drink to that.
- Good.

1137
01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:08,527
Hello.

1138
01:20:10,238 --> 01:20:11,535
What?

1139
01:20:11,606 --> 01:20:12,937
How?

1140
01:20:13,775 --> 01:20:15,902
- What's wrong?
- The diamond's been stolen.

1141
01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:18,912
- What?
- Half an hour ago.

1142
01:20:22,150 --> 01:20:23,276
You set us up.

1143
01:20:23,351 --> 01:20:24,545
Come on.

1144
01:20:24,619 --> 01:20:26,086
This whole thing.

1145
01:20:27,155 --> 01:20:30,056
You got your perfect alibi... me.

1146
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:31,888
Hey.

1147
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:33,723
Get your hands up.

1148
01:20:33,795 --> 01:20:35,660
Are you serious?

1149
01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,391
No wonder you just retired.

1150
01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:40,662
You don't have
anything left to steal.

1151
01:20:40,735 --> 01:20:42,430
I've got to get to the ship.

1152
01:20:43,238 --> 01:20:44,500
You couldn't resist, could you?

1153
01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:46,632
You had to screw me
one last time.

1154
01:20:46,708 --> 01:20:49,336
You had to make an ass
out of me!

1155
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,616
Hey, Lola.
Lola, wait.

1156
01:21:08,763 --> 01:21:09,821
Hey.

1157
01:21:14,336 --> 01:21:16,429
You really did save me down there.

1158
01:21:24,012 --> 01:21:27,641
I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.
I was only trying to protect you.

1159
01:21:27,716 --> 01:21:28,876
How generous of you.

1160
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:31,441
You were right, you know.
I couldn't do it without you.

1161
01:21:31,519 --> 01:21:35,114
You gotta admit, though,
the look on Stan's face was sheer poetry.

1162
01:21:35,190 --> 01:21:36,885
Shut up, Max.

1163
01:21:36,958 --> 01:21:38,016
Hey.

1164
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,593
Lola, please.

1165
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:45,431
Max, I helped you
because I love you.

1166
01:21:45,500 --> 01:21:47,229
But now I'm leaving you.

1167
01:21:54,175 --> 01:21:57,144
Lola, I thought you'd
appreciate how I did it,

1168
01:21:57,212 --> 01:22:00,306
you of all people.
Hey, hey.

1169
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:05,712
I do.
It was a smart plan, Max.

1170
01:22:05,787 --> 01:22:08,051
You're a great thief.

1171
01:22:08,890 --> 01:22:10,289
But I want a great man.

1172
01:22:17,198 --> 01:22:18,756
Lola.

1173
01:22:21,436 --> 01:22:22,801
Move inside.

1174
01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:28,001
What, you thought this was over?
Turn around!

1175
01:22:30,812 --> 01:22:33,212
I tried to deal with you
from an elevated place, man,

1176
01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:35,749
appeal to your intellect,
spit poetry and shit at you.

1177
01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:38,377
But no, man, you had to bring me
down to the gutter.

1178
01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:39,613
Where is the diamond?

1179
01:22:39,688 --> 01:22:42,350
- She's got nothing to do with this.
- Oh, she does now.

1180
01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:44,688
You kill my dog,
I'm gonna slay your cat.

1181
01:22:44,759 --> 01:22:46,192
Don't get...

1182
01:22:54,035 --> 01:22:55,263
Aah!

1183
01:22:56,104 --> 01:22:58,572
Nice throw, bitch!

1184
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,267
No!

1185
01:23:06,081 --> 01:23:07,605
Where'd you come from?

1186
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:49,889
He asked me to help him steal it
a week ago. I turned him down.

1187
01:23:49,958 --> 01:23:51,448
He must have stolen it himself,

1188
01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:54,461
then he came back here
to make sure there were no loose ends.

1189
01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:57,020
So why didn't you come to me,
tell me what they were planning?

1190
01:23:57,098 --> 01:23:58,656
He said he'd kill us.

1191
01:23:58,733 --> 01:24:00,428
You wouldn't have believed him anyway.

1192
01:24:00,502 --> 01:24:02,595
You thought Mooré was
the Second Coming for this island.

1193
01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:04,661
Don't tell me
what I think, woman.

1194
01:24:05,740 --> 01:24:08,106
- Where's the diamond?
- I have no idea.

1195
01:24:08,176 --> 01:24:11,339
- They were trying to frame us.
- Are we finished here?

1196
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:17,912
You know, I don't believe a word
of what you're saying.

1197
01:24:18,553 --> 01:24:19,781
I know.

1198
01:24:37,939 --> 01:24:39,372
Don't leave.

1199
01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:44,169
Good luck, Max.

1200
01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:09,892
Lola, wait.

1201
01:26:10,331 --> 01:26:11,992
Hear me out.

1202
01:26:12,066 --> 01:26:15,092
It's not gonna work, Max.
Not this time.

1203
01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:18,662
I know it's too late,
but I finally wrote them. See?

1204
01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:20,568
Lots of words.

1205
01:26:20,642 --> 01:26:23,270
But I don't need to read them
because I know it by heart.

1206
01:26:24,145 --> 01:26:28,013
I've spent my whole life chasing things
which I thought were valuable,

1207
01:26:28,082 --> 01:26:31,483
when the only thing I really cared for
was right in front of me all along.

1208
01:26:33,821 --> 01:26:35,686
You are my heart, Lola.

1209
01:26:36,758 --> 01:26:39,488
From this moment on,
you are my only jewel.

1210
01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:43,162
I want a life
filled with sunsets.

1211
01:26:43,231 --> 01:26:46,860
And I never wanna watch
one of them without you, not ever.

1212
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:55,672
The first diamond I've ever bought.

1213
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:02,245
I love you, Lola Cirillo.

1214
01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:05,485
Marry me.

1215
01:27:15,997 --> 01:27:18,431
- On one condition.
- Anything.

1216
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,524
I want the receipt.

1217
01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:31,801
Here you go, Luc.

1218
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:33,437
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1219
01:27:33,514 --> 01:27:36,915
Jack on the rocks, with an umbrella.
What the hell, I'm celebrating.

1220
01:27:37,418 --> 01:27:40,285
Forget the Jack on the rocks,
let's have remoras all around.

1221
01:27:40,355 --> 01:27:41,845
Remoras all around.

1222
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:44,323
Stanley, what the hell
are you doing here?

1223
01:27:44,392 --> 01:27:46,986
Well, I thought I'd stick around.

1224
01:27:48,663 --> 01:27:50,824
Oh, yeah, look familiar?

1225
01:27:50,898 --> 01:27:53,230
Treated myself,
maxed out the credit card.

1226
01:27:53,301 --> 01:27:54,859
But it suits me,
don't you think?

1227
01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:57,769
Well, it must take a bite
out of a government salary.

1228
01:27:57,839 --> 01:27:59,864
Ah, I can afford it all right.

1229
01:28:00,842 --> 01:28:03,777
Come on, let's sip
our remoras and talk, shall we?

1230
01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:23,887
I thought you said
these things have a kick.

1231
01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:28,629
Luc, what's in this?

1232
01:28:28,703 --> 01:28:32,002
Orange juice, mango juice,
grenadine, and coconut milk.

1233
01:28:33,675 --> 01:28:34,664
No liquor?

1234
01:28:38,379 --> 01:28:39,471
<i>Nada.</i>

1235
01:28:42,183 --> 01:28:44,549
I love these remoras!

1236
01:28:44,619 --> 01:28:46,678
Bartender, give me another!

1237
01:28:52,794 --> 01:28:55,228
You tell anyone I tucked him in,
I'll kill you.

1238
01:28:56,331 --> 01:28:59,129
- Sure thing, Mr. Burdett.
- Call me Max.

1239
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,690
- Max.
- Okay.

1240
01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:12,043
You know,
I really like that cove.

1241
01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,888
Are you okay?
'Cause you don't look too good.

1242
01:29:27,061 --> 01:29:31,555
As an underwater enthusiast, you should
know what a remora really is, Max.

1243
01:29:31,632 --> 01:29:34,658
A remora is
kind of a stowaway,

1244
01:29:34,736 --> 01:29:39,264
a suckerfish that sticks
to the shark's body and feeds off it.

1245
01:29:39,340 --> 01:29:41,035
The shark does all the work,

1246
01:29:41,109 --> 01:29:44,306
but the remora gets the spoils.

1247
01:29:56,657 --> 01:29:57,988
You did it, Stan.

1248
01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:02,262
Right from the start.

1249
01:30:03,264 --> 01:30:05,664
It's the only one
you two haven't stolen.

1250
01:30:06,768 --> 01:30:08,167
You set me up.

1251
01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:11,069
I revel in it.
I revel in it!

1252
01:30:16,177 --> 01:30:20,079
Could it be that the great
Max Burdett has finally lost?

1253
01:30:24,218 --> 01:30:25,515
No, I didn't.

1254
01:30:27,455 --> 01:30:28,854
I got Lola.

1255
01:30:31,058 --> 01:30:32,719
Congratulations, Stan.

1256
01:30:41,202 --> 01:30:43,261
I'm looking at it right now.

1257
01:30:43,337 --> 01:30:45,965
My plane takes off
in ten minutes.

1258
01:30:46,040 --> 01:30:49,908
Tomorrow morning the bidding
w will start at $30 million,

1259
01:30:49,977 --> 01:30:52,707
and if I were you,
I'd bring cash.

1260
01:31:01,722 --> 01:31:03,656
You win some,
you lose some.

1261
01:31:04,525 --> 01:31:06,618
We still have the sunsets.

1262
01:31:08,796 --> 01:31:09,956
Yeah.

1263
01:31:10,031 --> 01:31:13,330
Don't worry,
one day you'll find a hobby.

1264
01:31:15,837 --> 01:31:19,204
You know,
I think I already have.

1265
01:31:24,679 --> 01:31:26,510
Bye-bye, paradise.

1266
01:31:32,553 --> 01:31:33,542
No.

1267
01:31:35,790 --> 01:31:37,348
No!

1268
01:31:44,899 --> 01:31:46,992
Max!

1269
01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:49,593
No, you bastard!

1270
01:31:55,142 --> 01:31:57,076
Last time, right, Max?

1271
01:31:57,144 --> 01:31:58,873
Last time.

1272
01:31:59,714 --> 01:32:01,773
You son of a bitch!

1273
01:32:02,517 --> 01:32:04,075
Max!

1274
01:32:04,151 --> 01:32:06,085
If you want it,
come and get it

1275
01:32:06,153 --> 01:32:07,142
I've got it

1276
01:32:07,221 --> 01:32:08,449
Oh, whoa

1277
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,514
If you need it,
come and get it

1278
01:32:10,591 --> 01:32:11,580
I've got it

1279
01:32:11,659 --> 01:32:12,683
Oh, whoa

1280
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:14,990
If you want it,
come and get it

1281
01:32:15,062 --> 01:32:16,154
I've got it

1282
01:32:16,230 --> 01:32:17,219
Oh, whoa

1283
01:32:17,298 --> 01:32:19,323
If you need it,
come and get it

1284
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:20,389
I've got it

1285
01:32:20,468 --> 01:32:21,492
Ahh

1286
01:32:21,569 --> 01:32:24,003
I'm a pro
when it comes to the getaway

1287
01:32:24,071 --> 01:32:26,039
So don't even
try to follow me

1288
01:32:26,107 --> 01:32:28,007
Bonnie and Clyde,
me and my lady

1289
01:32:28,075 --> 01:32:30,475
Right on down
to the end of the story

1290
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,672
I'm wanted in so many countries

1291
01:32:32,747 --> 01:32:34,977
Not even the feds can catch me

1292
01:32:35,049 --> 01:32:36,277
'Cause I am made to run

1293
01:32:36,350 --> 01:32:39,012
In this profession
there is no other like me

1294
01:32:39,086 --> 01:32:41,247
If you want it,
come and get it

1295
01:32:41,322 --> 01:32:42,346
I've got it

1296
01:32:42,423 --> 01:32:43,412
Oh, whoa

1297
01:32:43,491 --> 01:32:45,618
If you need it,
come and get it

1298
01:32:45,693 --> 01:32:46,751
I've got it

1299
01:32:46,827 --> 01:32:47,851
Oh, whoa

1300
01:32:47,929 --> 01:32:50,056
If you want it,
come and get it

1301
01:32:50,131 --> 01:32:51,189
I've got it

1302
01:32:51,265 --> 01:32:52,289
Oh, whoa

1303
01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:54,300
If you need it,
come and get it

1304
01:32:54,368 --> 01:32:55,460
I've got it

1305
01:32:55,536 --> 01:32:56,594
Oh, yeah

1306
01:32:56,671 --> 01:32:58,935
What you think you saw,
you did not see

1307
01:32:59,006 --> 01:33:01,099
'Cause it's so easy for me

1308
01:33:01,175 --> 01:33:03,439
To get away
from sharks and security

1309
01:33:03,511 --> 01:33:05,570
I love to challenge my ability

1310
01:33:05,646 --> 01:33:07,876
So never underestimate me

1311
01:33:07,949 --> 01:33:10,076
I'm versatile with agility

1312
01:33:10,151 --> 01:33:12,381
Don't you be surprised
if you lose the prize

1313
01:33:12,453 --> 01:33:14,182
'Cause I've done this before

1314
01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:16,223
If you want it,
come and get it

1315
01:33:16,290 --> 01:33:17,416
I've got it

1316
01:33:17,491 --> 01:33:18,515
Oh, whoa

1317
01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:20,652
If you need it,
come and get it

1318
01:33:20,728 --> 01:33:21,717
I've got it

1319
01:33:21,796 --> 01:33:22,785
Oh, yeah

1320
01:33:24,031 --> 01:33:25,225
Yo

1321
01:33:25,299 --> 01:33:27,494
To all the ladies in the dance

1322
01:33:27,568 --> 01:33:28,694
To each and every princess

1323
01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:30,828
Hey, ah, ha, ah

1324
01:33:30,905 --> 01:33:31,894
Yo, confess

1325
01:33:31,973 --> 01:33:36,376
I lose all control when I see you
standing there in front of me

1326
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,139
Your style, your clothes, your hair

1327
01:33:38,212 --> 01:33:40,874
Hey, woman, you look so sexy

1328
01:33:40,948 --> 01:33:42,813
The way you wind
and the way you dance

1329
01:33:42,883 --> 01:33:45,351
And the way that you
twist and turn your waist

1330
01:33:45,419 --> 01:33:47,614
Leaves me wanting,
leaves me yearning

1331
01:33:47,688 --> 01:33:49,815
Leaves me feeling for a taste

1332
01:33:49,890 --> 01:33:54,327
Before the end of the night

1333
01:33:54,395 --> 01:33:57,887
I wanna hold you so tight

1334
01:33:57,965 --> 01:33:58,954
So tight

1335
01:33:59,033 --> 01:34:02,491
You know I want you so much

1336
01:34:02,570 --> 01:34:03,559
So much

1337
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:06,539
And I'm so tempted to touch

1338
01:34:06,607 --> 01:34:07,869
Yo, uh, uh

1339
01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:10,274
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1340
01:34:10,344 --> 01:34:12,369
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1341
01:34:12,446 --> 01:34:14,778
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1342
01:34:14,849 --> 01:34:16,908
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1343
01:34:16,984 --> 01:34:19,384
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1344
01:34:19,453 --> 01:34:21,580
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1345
01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:23,886
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1346
01:34:23,958 --> 01:34:26,256
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1347
01:34:27,528 --> 01:34:28,620
Yo

1348
01:34:28,696 --> 01:34:30,789
To all the ladies in the dance

1349
01:34:30,865 --> 01:34:32,093
I'm lookin' at these ladies

1350
01:34:32,166 --> 01:34:35,226
Thinkin' about one of them
havin' my babies, huh

1351
01:34:35,302 --> 01:34:36,894
I don't even know your name

1352
01:34:36,971 --> 01:34:39,940
Little woman,
I don't even know your age

1353
01:34:40,007 --> 01:34:41,565
But there's somethin' about you, girl

1354
01:34:41,642 --> 01:34:43,667
When I see you winding
in front the stage

1355
01:34:43,744 --> 01:34:44,733
I'm talkin' about you

1356
01:34:44,812 --> 01:34:46,302
Please forgive me,
please excuse me

1357
01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:47,847
But there is nothing else
that a man can do

1358
01:34:47,915 --> 01:34:48,939
Excuse me

1359
01:34:49,016 --> 01:34:50,847
I can't help myself, little woman

1360
01:34:50,918 --> 01:34:53,182
I just need to be next to you

1361
01:34:53,254 --> 01:34:56,280
Before the end of the night

1362
01:34:56,357 --> 01:34:57,756
Before the end of the night, huh

1363
01:34:57,825 --> 01:35:01,352
I wanna hold you so tight

1364
01:35:01,429 --> 01:35:02,418
Wanna hold you

1365
01:35:02,496 --> 01:35:05,431
You know I want you so much

1366
01:35:05,499 --> 01:35:06,761
Want you so much, huh

1367
01:35:06,834 --> 01:35:10,361
And I'm so tempted to touch

1368
01:35:10,438 --> 01:35:11,427
Come on, huh

1369
01:35:11,505 --> 01:35:13,632
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1370
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,869
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1371
01:35:15,943 --> 01:35:18,241
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1372
01:35:18,312 --> 01:35:20,371
My little woman,
man, I'm inside your clutch

1373
01:35:20,448 --> 01:35:22,746
Tempted to touch,
tempted to touch

1374
01:35:22,817 --> 01:35:24,910
My little woman,
man, I need you so much

1375
01:35:24,985 --> 01:35:28,284
Na na na-na-na-na na-na

1376
01:35:29,090 --> 01:35:33,026
Na na na-na-na-na na-na

1377
01:35:33,094 --> 01:35:34,857
Yeah

1378
01:35:34,929 --> 01:35:37,989
She's got the touch
I love so much

1379
01:35:38,065 --> 01:35:40,693
That's all I ever wanted

1380
01:35:40,768 --> 01:35:43,669
I'm surely God-blessed

1381
01:35:43,738 --> 01:35:47,731
Uh, under her spell
she had me crushed

1382
01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:50,299
I sworn I was anointed

1383
01:35:50,377 --> 01:35:53,710
Got caught by her magic

1384
01:35:53,781 --> 01:35:57,547
Ah, she had me
drooling for a while

1385
01:35:57,618 --> 01:35:59,518
With her sexual motion

1386
01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:02,351
Like taking candy from a child

1387
01:36:02,423 --> 01:36:04,414
Suck on her love potion

1388
01:36:04,492 --> 01:36:07,723
I can't believe
the changes I've made

1389
01:36:07,795 --> 01:36:10,923
Since I met my baby

1390
01:36:11,599 --> 01:36:15,228
You know,
she drive me crazy

1391
01:36:15,302 --> 01:36:16,826
On and on

1392
01:36:16,904 --> 01:36:19,998
What a beautiful lady

1393
01:36:20,074 --> 01:36:21,837
On and on

1394
01:36:21,909 --> 01:36:24,901
She drives me crazy

1395
01:36:24,979 --> 01:36:26,503
On an on

1396
01:36:26,580 --> 01:36:29,777
And there's no ifs nor maybes,
she goes

1397
01:36:29,850 --> 01:36:31,750
On and on

1398
01:36:31,819 --> 01:36:33,719
Yeah-eah

1399
01:36:33,788 --> 01:36:37,087
Like a volcano she erupt

1400
01:36:37,158 --> 01:36:39,058
Blowing up my pager

1401
01:36:39,126 --> 01:36:42,254
Every minute, every hour

1402
01:36:42,329 --> 01:36:43,489
Whoo-whoo, yeah

1403
01:36:43,564 --> 01:36:46,624
I realize she likes my stuff

1404
01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:49,134
I chose the right flavor

1405
01:36:49,203 --> 01:36:52,297
This moment I will savor

1406
01:36:52,373 --> 01:36:53,362
Lord

1407
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:56,534
I've never trusted pretty smiles

1408
01:36:56,610 --> 01:36:58,441
'Cause looks are deceivin'

1409
01:36:58,512 --> 01:37:01,106
Sexy want my love profound

1410
01:37:01,182 --> 01:37:03,514
Some pretty girls are misleading

1411
01:37:03,584 --> 01:37:05,984
Lesson learned,
don't judge a book

1412
01:37:06,053 --> 01:37:09,386
By looking at the cover

1413
01:37:10,090 --> 01:37:14,026
You know, she drive me crazy

1414
01:37:15,305 --> 01:37:21,793
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