1 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:19,945 Jagshemash. 2 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,843 My name-a Borat. 3 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:25,384 I like-a you. I like sex. 4 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:27,851 It's nice. 5 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,718 This-a my country of Kazakhstan. 6 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,692 It locate between Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan... 7 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:37,319 and assholes Uzbekistan. 8 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,297 This my town of Kuzcek. 9 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,494 This-a Urkin, the town rapist. 10 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:46,595 Naughty, naughty. 11 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:50,472 Over here, our town kindergarten. 12 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:53,478 And here, Livamuka Sakonov- 13 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,947 our town mechanic and abortionist. 14 00:01:58,051 --> 00:02:00,815 This my house. Entry, please. 15 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:04,856 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay. 16 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,789 He is pain in my assholes. 17 00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:10,351 I get window from a glass, he must get window from a glass. 18 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:13,261 I get a step, he must get a step. 19 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:17,496 I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success. 20 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,471 This is Natalya. 21 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:29,271 She's my sister. 22 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:32,977 She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. 23 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,986 Nice. 24 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,613 This is my mother. 25 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:41,125 She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek. 26 00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,525 She is-a 43. 27 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,894 I love her. 28 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,832 And this, my wife, Oksana. 29 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:50,835 She's-a boring. 30 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,601 Come in here, please. Ignore. 31 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,679 This where I lives. 32 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,374 My bed. 33 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:06,748 This is a VCR recorded. 34 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,686 And this are play cassettes. 35 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:12,758 Now I show you outside from my houses. 36 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:17,557 My hobbies: Ping-Pong... 37 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,104 sunbathe... 38 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,818 a disco dance. 39 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:46,919 And on weekends, I travel to capital city... 40 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,460 and watch-a ladies while they make-a toilet. 41 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:55,898 My profession: work as a television reporter... 42 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,902 for Kazakhstan. 43 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,904 Please, you see. 44 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:47,944 Although Kazakhstan glorious country... 45 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:50,079 it have problem too- 46 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:53,454 economic, social and Jew. 47 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,823 This why Ministry of Information... 48 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:59,227 have decide to send me to U.S. and A.- 49 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:01,527 greatest country in the world- 50 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:04,364 to learn-a lessons for Kazakhstan. 51 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:07,735 I will travel with most venerable producer... 52 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,740 Azamat Bagatov. 53 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,742 Azamat. 54 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:57,444 I go to America! 55 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,629 America! 56 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:52,806 I arrive in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars... 57 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:56,541 and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS. 58 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:06,455 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 59 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,527 Hello. My name-a Borat. 60 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,657 I, uh, not American. I, uh, new in town. 61 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,665 Nice-a meet you. 62 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,100 Hello. Nice meet you. 63 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,195 Hey, what your name? 64 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:22,706 My name is Mind Your Own Fucking Business. 65 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,438 Stand clear of the closing doors, please. 66 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,673 Oh, hello. Nice-a meet you. 67 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,908 My name Borat. 68 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:32,917 - What's happening, man? - Nice-a meet you. 69 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,817 Yo, get the fuck out of here before I break your jaw, bro. 70 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:37,617 - Okay. Okay. - Yo, get the fuck off, bro. 71 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:39,384 You're fucking with the wrong one, man. 72 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:40,891 Okay, sorry. 73 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,961 Oh, shit. 74 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,724 Okay, I get it. I get it. 75 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,732 Please, relax. 76 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:49,131 I get him. 77 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:52,261 - Careful, he bite. - Hey, man, what are you doing? 78 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:53,963 Okay, relax. 79 00:07:54,073 --> 00:07:55,870 Okay. Okay. 80 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,870 Okay, okay, relax. 81 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:02,504 Okay. Okay, wait. 82 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:05,140 Okay, no problem. Sorry. 83 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,016 Welcome to the Wellington Hotel. 84 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,583 - Do you want to pay for the entire stay now? - I pay for one night. 85 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,391 - Fine. - How much? 86 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:23,367 One night is $117 and seven- and 13 cents. 87 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,369 We'll call it 85. 88 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:27,701 No, we can call it 117. 89 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:29,832 Let me get the door for you. 90 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:32,911 - Come on in. - Oh, very nice. 91 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,150 Very nice room. 92 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,584 You're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on. 93 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:44,850 You might want to repack your things. We're gonna be moving again shortly. 94 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,926 - No, I will not move to a smaller room. - Sir, this is your floor. 95 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,621 - I'm gonna take you to your room. - This is not my room? 96 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,528 This is the elevator. It takes you to the floor where your room is. 97 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,693 Wo wo woo wa. 98 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,362 Nice. 99 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:00,962 Ooh, la, la. 100 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,303 Wo wo wee wa. 101 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,639 King in the castle, king in the castle. 102 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:09,146 Have a chair. I have a chair. 103 00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:12,149 Oh, go do this, go do this. King in the castle. 104 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,455 Ah. 105 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:25,429 Hello. Nice meet you. My name-a Borat. I new in town. I- 106 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:28,728 - Get- Get away from me. What are you doing to me? - I kiss you, say hello. 107 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,112 It all right. 108 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,655 Hello. My name-a Borat. I am new in town. 109 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,555 - Don't get- Do not touch me. - I say hello. 110 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,288 - Do not get near my face. - I- I kiss you. 111 00:09:57,396 --> 00:09:59,956 You kiss me, and I'll pop you in the fucking balls, okay? 112 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,431 What mean "balls"? 113 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,366 Oh, nice. 114 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,635 Very nice. How much? 115 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,339 Hello. Nice meet you. I new in town. My name-a Borat. 116 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,611 Get away! What the hell are you doing? 117 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,949 Hey! I want to say hello! What is the problem? 118 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:35,261 This had been most happiest day of my lifes. 119 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:38,496 I was very excite to start my reportings. 120 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,646 Okay. 121 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,870 Ah! Teh-teh-teh-teh-teh! 122 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,308 - Hello. - Hello. 123 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,141 My name is- My name is Pat Haggerty. 124 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,943 - Nice to meet you. Borat. - Nice to meet you. 125 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,917 Should I make joke about my mother-in-law? 126 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:30,750 Yes, in America, that's a very popular joke. Do you have a mother-in-law joke? 127 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,118 - Yes. - All right. 128 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:36,388 I had sexy time with my mother-in-law. 129 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,759 - A what time? - Sexy time. 130 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,424 I made-a sexy time with my mother-in-law. 131 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,264 - You had sex with your mother-in-law? - Yes. 132 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,396 Uh, I don't think that Americans would find that funny. 133 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,565 No, it is not a joke. 134 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,235 Yeah, we're talking about, um, humor. 135 00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,710 Oh, yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law. 136 00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,748 Do you have a joke about your mother-in-law? 137 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,908 No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law? 138 00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:01,646 Um- 139 00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:05,485 Do you ever laugh on people with retardation? 140 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,560 Here in America, we try not to... 141 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,893 make fun of or be funny with things that people don't choose. 142 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,262 But perhaps you have not seen, um... 143 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,700 someone with a very funny retardation. 144 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,704 My brother Bilo... 145 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,833 have a very funny, uh, retardation. 146 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,208 Um, in mental retardation, you know... 147 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,180 it causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families. 148 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,012 Sometime my sister, she show her vagine... 149 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,952 to my brother, Bilo, and say... 150 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:39,684 "You will never get this. You will never get this. La-la-la-la-la." 151 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,818 He, uh, behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh. 152 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,953 She go, "You never get this." 153 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:49,524 Uh, but one time he break cage and he get this. 154 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,229 And then we laugh. High five. 155 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,935 Now, um- 156 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:02,476 Um, no, that would not be funny in America, okay? 157 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:05,550 What is a "not" jokes? 158 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:09,382 A "not" joke is when we're trying to make fun of something... 159 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:13,857 and what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true... 160 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:17,520 but at the end, we say "not," which means it's not true. 161 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,097 So teach me how to make one. 162 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:21,962 - All right. What color is your suit? - This suit is gray. 163 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,830 Gray. I would call it blue, okay? 164 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,961 - It's gray. - All right, it's blue-gray. 165 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,062 - But it's certainly not black, right? - Well, it's more gray. 166 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:31,905 - All right, let's say it's gray. But it's not- - It is gray. 167 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,479 Okay, so a "not" joke, I would say... 168 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,208 "That suit is black. Not!" 169 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:41,082 This-a suit is not black. 170 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:44,020 - No, no, "not" has to be the end. Okay. - Okay. 171 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,353 This suit is black not. 172 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,359 This suit is black. Pause. You know what a pause is? 173 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:52,191 - Yes. - This suit is black. Not! 174 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,495 This suit is black, pause, not. 175 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,161 No, you don't say "pause." 176 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,170 This suit is black. 177 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,572 That's a pause. Not! 178 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,576 This suit is black. 179 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,811 Okay, um- 180 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,940 - I don't- I don't- I'm not- - Not! 181 00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,681 Everybody say U.S.A. television much better... 182 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,056 but this I watch for three hours, do not change. 183 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,425 There's a remote control right here. 184 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,725 You push these two arrows to change the channel. 185 00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:32,196 I got him! I got him! 186 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,671 Would you come out in the backyard with me? I have the urge to bury something else. 187 00:14:35,774 --> 00:14:37,469 Yes! 188 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,978 - I love you. - Oh, I love you too, Jamie. 189 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,641 Oh, I love you. 190 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,668 Do you believe in magic, um, miss- 191 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,670 Parker. C.J. 192 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,138 It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J. 193 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,407 Be careful! Be careful, C.J...! 194 00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:21,145 This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I had ever seen. 195 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,687 She had golden hairs... 196 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,519 teeth as white as pearls... 197 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:30,288 and the asshole of a seven-year-old. 198 00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,990 For the first time in my lifes... 199 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,293 I was in love. 200 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,341 Okay. 201 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,422 In Kazakhstan, it is illegal... 202 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,356 for more than five woman to be in the same place... 203 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,189 except for in brothel or in grave. 204 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:07,664 In U.S. and A., many womens meet in a groups called feminists. 205 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:11,133 I find-a more. Chenquieh. 206 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,797 So what-a means, this "feminism"? 207 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:19,367 It's the theory that women should be equal to men... 208 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:23,141 in matters economic- 209 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,216 - social and political. - Now, you are laughing. 210 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,182 - Yeah. - That is the problem. 211 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,846 Do you think a woman should be educate? 212 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,855 Definitely. 213 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,984 But is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than the men? 214 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,495 That is wrong. 215 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,395 But the government scientist, Dr. Yamak, have prove it is size of squirrel. 216 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,333 - Your government scientist? - Yes, Dr. Yamak. 217 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,767 He's wrong. He's wrong. 218 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:48,704 Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face? 219 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,299 Well, what you're saying is very demeaning. 220 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,504 - Do you know the word "demeaning"? - No. 221 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,611 We are saying to you- 222 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:01,152 I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. 223 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,550 They should get paid- 224 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:05,248 All I could think about was this lovely woman... 225 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,757 in her red water panties. 226 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,021 Who was this C.J.? 227 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,064 Last night I see, in my hotel room... 228 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:17,295 um, a woman called C.J. on television. 229 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,394 - Do you know her? - No. 230 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,702 She-a from a town called Baywatches. 231 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,606 - She's just on television. - Her name is Pamela. 232 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,110 Do she live here in New York City? 233 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,736 - No, no, no. - She lives in California. 234 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,371 Oh, in California. 235 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,575 - He's gonna look her up. - Okay, are we finished now? 236 00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,652 Listen, pussycat, smile a bit. 237 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,277 All right. That's it. 238 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,481 - I'm done. - Okay, we're finished. We have to leave. 239 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,157 Although I was obsessed by this C.J... 240 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,162 I could not pursue her... 241 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:48,961 or else my wife would snap off my cock. 242 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,265 - Mr. Sagdiyev? - Yes? 243 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:57,342 Uh, I have a telegram for you. 244 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,536 Uh, you can read? 245 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,545 Yes, I can. 246 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:04,138 Uh, it's "Dear Borat Sagdiyev... 247 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:07,241 "your wife, OK- Oksana... 248 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:12,813 "was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods... 249 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,554 "when a bear attacked and violated and break her. 250 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:18,289 She is now dead." 251 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:22,333 Uh, you saying my wife is dead? 252 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,028 This is what it- 253 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,037 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. 254 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:32,609 Uh, yes, sir. 255 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:37,614 I'm sorry to inform you, but that's what the telegram says. 256 00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,014 High five. Great. 257 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,546 Eventually, I persuade Azamat... 258 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,215 that we would travel to California... 259 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,157 and make our reportings along the way. 260 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,024 He insist we not fly... 261 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:28,327 in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11. 262 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,703 My name is Mike. I'm gonna be your driving instructor. Welcome to our country, okay? 263 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,139 - My name-a Borat. - Okay, okay. Good, good. 264 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,211 I'm not used to that, but that's fine. 265 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,250 - Now, you do know how to drive a little bit? - Yes. 266 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,250 Yes. Put it in "D." 267 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,217 - What? - Drive. 268 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,622 Now, wait a second. Wait a second. 269 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:56,990 Have you driven a car before? 270 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,563 - Yes, many times. - Okay, all right. Let's go this way. 271 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:01,895 Wait a minute. I don't want you to go hitting anybody. 272 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,264 Use two hands, now. 273 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,997 - What? - Two hands. 274 00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:10,097 But then it look like I am holding a gypsy while he eat my khram. 275 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,474 I don't care what it looks like. You use two hands when you drive, okay? 276 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,740 Okay. 277 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,784 Okay. 278 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,753 - Watch the children. - Okay, no problem. 279 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,982 You must not hit the children. 280 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:29,083 Look, there is a woman in a car! 281 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,822 Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her? 282 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,592 - No, no, no, no, no. - Not yet, huh? Why not? 283 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,466 Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with. 284 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,629 - What? - How about that? Isn't that amazing? 285 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,503 - You joke? - There must be consent. 286 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,601 How about that? That's good, huh? 287 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,942 - Is not good for me. - No, it is good. 288 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,106 - Steer the car. - Okay. 289 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:54,049 - Want to have a drink? - You can't drink that while you're driving. 290 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,814 - It's against the law. - Why not? What? 291 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,651 Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore. 292 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,251 - Oh, I don't know. - Maybe we lose them. 293 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:06,524 No, we better not lose them. 294 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:09,658 - Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits! - All right. 295 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,998 We'll make a right turn up here. 296 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,902 - Don't look at me like that! I will eat your shit. - Hey, don't do that. 297 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,202 - You fuck my mother. - Hey, hey. You can't do that. 298 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,834 - No, he do before. He look on me. - You can't do that, okay? 299 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:23,381 - They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you. You can't- - Why in a jail? 300 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,712 He look on me- la-la-la- behind. 301 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,284 You can't say that. 302 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:30,287 - I like you. Do you like me? - I do like you. 303 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,381 - You are my friend? - You're a nice young man, and I am your friend. 304 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,427 - You will be my boyfriend. - Well- I won't be your boyfriend. 305 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:39,190 - Why not? You do not like me? - I can be. It depends. 306 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,198 Boyfriend-yeah, I can. 307 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,166 Great success. 308 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:47,500 Now time to make purchase of motor cars. 309 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:52,043 I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below. 310 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,170 Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer. 311 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,908 We will try to help you out here. 312 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:03,346 A man yesterday tell me if I buy a car... 313 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,719 I must buy one with a pussy magnet. 314 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,724 He means a car that women will like. 315 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,556 - Yes, but where you keep this magnet? - No, there's no magnet. 316 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:12,596 That was just- He means the vehicle. 317 00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,165 Women love the Hummers. 318 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,734 - Do this have a pussy magnet? - No. 319 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,666 The vehicle itself will be a magnet. 320 00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,102 If I give you good price... 321 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,766 will you please put in pussy magnet? 322 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:27,936 Yeah, but there's-there's no such thing in this country as a- as a... magnet. 323 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:31,709 If this car drive into a group of gypsy... 324 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,047 will there be any damage to the car? 325 00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:35,915 It depends on how hard you hit them and all that. 326 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,683 - Hard. - It's hard to s-Yeah, hard? 327 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:41,918 If somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield. 328 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,224 How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill him? 329 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,230 Let me tell you something. 330 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:49,857 With this vehicle here, probably doing 35, 40 miles an hour would do it. 331 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:50,935 - Great. - Okay. 332 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,834 - When I buy my wife- - Mm-hmm. 333 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:58,239 um, at the start, she was cook good... 334 00:22:58,343 --> 00:23:01,642 her vagine work well, and she strong on plow. 335 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:04,716 But after three years, once she was 15... 336 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:06,716 then she become weak. 337 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,911 Her voice become-a deep. 338 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,920 "Borat, Borat." 339 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:14,480 She receive hair on chest... 340 00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:17,892 and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. 341 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,464 Huh. Geez. 342 00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:25,434 - How do I know that this will not happen with the car? - Geez. 343 00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:27,664 Chevrolet guarantees you that with a warranty. 344 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:30,901 I like-a very much buy this Hummers. 345 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,273 - How much is it? - 52,000. 346 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,369 I am looking for something... 347 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:40,611 between, um, $600 to $650. 348 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,517 We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy. 349 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,988 I might be able to sell you a wholesale car... 350 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,855 a car with a lot of miles for 700 with no warranty. 351 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,120 - Okay. - Come on. 352 00:24:01,873 --> 00:24:04,706 California, I coming! 353 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,846 First stops on our journey was Washington, D.C.s... 354 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,323 home of mighty U.S. warlord, Premier Bush. 355 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,360 Wa wa wee wa! 356 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,522 Uzbekistan! Fuck-a you, motherfuckers! 357 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:32,000 We arrive here to learn from American politic. 358 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:36,540 Azamat arrange interview with party official from ruling regime. 359 00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:41,078 - We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? - I hope so. 360 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:42,806 It is custom... 361 00:24:42,914 --> 00:24:46,475 have a cheese at the start. 362 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,247 Thank you. 363 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:52,846 Uh, my wife, she, uh, make this cheese. 364 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,050 Very nice. 365 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,889 She make it from-a milk from her tit. 366 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:08,004 After interview, I encounters... 367 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:11,166 traditional American street festival. 368 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:21,274 People here were much more friendly than in New York. 369 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:30,556 Next morning, I interview politician... 370 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,062 who is genuine chocolate face. 371 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:35,064 No makeup. 372 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:38,033 On a Sunday, I arrive in Washingtons. 373 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,468 I-There was a parade. 374 00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:43,632 I make two friends from this parade. 375 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:46,905 Um, I invite them back my hotel room. 376 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,480 We drink like-a normal in Kazakhstan. 377 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,550 We wrestle like-a normal in Kazakhstan. 378 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:54,744 Then they say, "I wash you in a shower"... 379 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:57,048 and he wash me in a shower. 380 00:25:57,155 --> 00:25:59,749 It sounds like you met somebody who is from... 381 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,088 what is called in America "the gay community." 382 00:26:02,193 --> 00:26:05,629 - What it mean, "gay," this word "gay"? - Homosexual. 383 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:08,290 A homosexual? You mean- 384 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:17,699 Are you telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus... 385 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,709 was a homosexual? 386 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,878 Even though my anus was broken... 387 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:31,820 I knew that rest of our journey would be great success. 388 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:35,791 We left Washingtons and continued towards California. 389 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:37,589 Howdy, partners! 390 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:57,143 Now, building our station around you... 391 00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:00,547 this is 16 WAPT News This Morning... 392 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:04,110 named "Best Newscast in the States" by the Associated Press. 393 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:07,350 All right. Well, this morning we have a very special guest here in the studio. 394 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,359 This is Bor-hat Sagdiyev. 395 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:12,919 He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States... 396 00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:15,226 and he's spent the last few days here in our area. 397 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:18,359 - Good morning to you. - Hello. My name Borat. Hello. 398 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,371 Hello. Thank you. 399 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,964 Um, before we start, can you tell me... 400 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:27,602 because I want to make a urines, and then I come back here. 401 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:31,671 And, um, if you tell me one minute before we are starting- 402 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:35,651 We-We-We started. We are actually live on the air right now. 403 00:27:35,754 --> 00:27:38,416 - I am very excite! - Yes, it's- 404 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,514 - Hello, U.S. and A! - Yes. 405 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,923 Hello, U.S. and A. I'm very excite. 406 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:45,189 I'm very excite to be here. 407 00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,821 Uh, hello. 408 00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,025 - Hello to you as well. - Yes. 409 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:52,797 Now, real quickly, why are you here in the United States? 410 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,771 Uh, because I want to learn... 411 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:58,707 from U.S. and A. your culture... 412 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:01,142 and to understand, uh... 413 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:04,511 from how thing happen... 414 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:07,244 and to take this lesson back to my country. 415 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,286 All right. Would you like to have a seat? 416 00:28:09,387 --> 00:28:11,617 - Yes. - Please sit, please sit, please sit. 417 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:14,624 Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about- 418 00:28:14,726 --> 00:28:17,456 Can I have a microphone so people can hear me? 419 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,462 - They can hear you right now. - How? 420 00:28:19,564 --> 00:28:22,328 You are miked up. This little thing right here, that's the microphone. Why, thank you. 421 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,732 Hello! Hello! Nice to meet you. 422 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:27,236 Welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming on. 423 00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:29,272 - Thank you. Nice to meet you. - We appreciate it. 424 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:33,242 When you come out to Kazakhstan, you can-a stay at my house. 425 00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:36,472 - Thank you so much. - You can sleep my house, and you can use my sister. 426 00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:39,277 Well, I appreciate the invitation. Thank you so much. 427 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,979 Meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest on Tropical Storm Emily when we return. 428 00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,488 Ten seconds, stand by. 429 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:49,583 This is 16 WAPT News This Morning. 430 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:52,720 Traffic is flowing along smoothly along Interstate 55. Dry road conditions. 431 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:56,130 However, if you're heading to the north, not too far away from homes in Attala County... 432 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,134 there's some showers up there. 433 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,796 Check that out on Live Pinpoint Doppler 16 radar this morning. 434 00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,066 Thank you. Very nice for have me. 435 00:29:03,174 --> 00:29:05,267 What your name? 436 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:07,970 Um, we're on air right now, doing the weather. 437 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,547 - What your name? - We're on the air doing the weather right now. 438 00:29:10,648 --> 00:29:13,048 I'm, uh- Go over here with Adrienne. Go over there. Adrienne. 439 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,346 - She's calling you to go over here. - He is a she? 440 00:29:15,453 --> 00:29:17,421 - Yes, I know. - Wow. How nice. 441 00:29:17,522 --> 00:29:20,184 Yes, g- 442 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:23,192 - Go over here wi- - What your name? What you do here? 443 00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:26,730 - I'm, um- I'm the weather guy. - Water man, huh? 444 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:29,129 Okay, um- 445 00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,429 - Nice to meet you. - Let's go over to the weather. 446 00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,663 You can see the ra-radar right now... 447 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,367 showing some showers and storms up to the north of the county. 448 00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:40,069 - Okay, let me, um- - Okay. 449 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:41,805 - Nice to meet you. - Thank you. 450 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:45,212 Showers and storms north of Yazoo City, up towards Kosciusko. 451 00:29:45,316 --> 00:29:48,217 Thank you. Bye-bye. 452 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,398 We welcome you to the 38th annual... 453 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:08,836 Kroger Valleydale Stampede Days Rodeo. 454 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:34,522 Of course, every picture that we get back... 455 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:39,626 from the terrorists or anything else, the Muslims, they look like you- 456 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:42,228 - black hair and a black mustache. - Yes. 457 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:46,367 Shave that dadgum mustache off so you're not so conspicuous... 458 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:49,935 so you look like maybe an Italian or something. 459 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,414 - Yes. - As far as when people are looking at you. 460 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,315 I see a lot of people, and I think, "There's a dadgum Muslim. 461 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:58,218 I wonder what kind of bomb he's got strapped to him." 462 00:30:58,323 --> 00:31:00,518 - Yes. - And you probably aren't a Muslim. 463 00:31:00,625 --> 00:31:02,183 Maybe that's not your religion. 464 00:31:02,293 --> 00:31:04,454 No, I'm a Kazakh. I follow the hawk. 465 00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:06,530 Yeah, but-but you look like one of them. 466 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:09,191 This thing gets over with, and when we win it... 467 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,097 - and kick the butts over there- - Yes. 468 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:14,103 - All of them son of a bucks hanging from the gallows. - Yes! 469 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,469 By that time you will have proven yourself... 470 00:31:16,574 --> 00:31:18,474 and they'll understand, you'll be accepted. 471 00:31:18,576 --> 00:31:19,702 - Take care. - Thank you. 472 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:22,143 - I ain't gonna kiss you. - Why not? 473 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:25,842 The people that do the kissing over here are the ones that float around like that. 474 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,942 - Oh, they all "la-la-la"? - Yeah, stay away from them that kiss. 475 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,953 - Okay. - You don't want nobody kissing. 476 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:34,218 In my country, they take them, and they take them to jail and finish them. 477 00:31:34,325 --> 00:31:36,486 - Take 'em out and hang 'em. - Yes. 478 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,323 That's what we're trying to get done here. 479 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,896 - High five. - Thank you. 480 00:31:39,998 --> 00:31:42,296 Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, Virginia... 481 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,834 would you please give a warm, American welcome... 482 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:48,667 to a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan? 483 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:52,709 And we are honored to have singing our national anthem... 484 00:31:52,810 --> 00:31:55,677 ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev. 485 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:08,823 My name-a Borat. I come-a from Kazakhstan. 486 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,360 Can I say first... 487 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:14,363 we support your war of terror! 488 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:21,705 May we show our support to our boys in Iraq. 489 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:28,943 May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist. 490 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,546 May George Bush drink the blood... 491 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:40,488 of every single man, woman and child of Iraq! 492 00:32:40,591 --> 00:32:42,684 Yeah! 493 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,627 May you destroy their country... 494 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,994 so that for the next thousand years... 495 00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:52,559 not even a single lizard will survive in their desert. 496 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,731 To show our friendship, I now will sing... 497 00:32:56,841 --> 00:32:58,968 our Kazakh national anthem... 498 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:02,843 to the tune of your national anthem. 499 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:05,848 Please stand. 500 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,000 I was sad. 501 00:34:04,108 --> 00:34:06,702 The rodeo peoples did not like me. 502 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:09,211 What if Pamela did not like me too? 503 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:12,214 We needed something to change our fortunes. 504 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:23,054 Do not fear me, gypsy. All I want from you is your tears. 505 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:26,790 Please give them to me, or I will take them. 506 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,798 I'm not a gypsy. 507 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,063 I'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana. 508 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:35,071 You have many treasures. Who did you rob for this? 509 00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:38,301 We didn't rob them. They all came from inside the house. 510 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,969 I will look on your treasures, gypsy. 511 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:43,877 Is this understood? I will look on them. 512 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:45,608 Please, do. 513 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:50,578 Who is this lady you have shrunk? 514 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:53,987 Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? 515 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,788 No. There's a couple more child's dolls. 516 00:34:56,894 --> 00:35:00,022 Do not try shrink me, gypsy. I serious. 517 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:02,599 - These are your spells? - No. 518 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,691 There's a good one: The Millionaire Mindset. 519 00:35:05,870 --> 00:35:08,270 - There we go. - Wa wa wee wa. 520 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:10,636 - Baywatch. - Baywatch? 521 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,508 It mean she love me. 522 00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:24,782 - Azamat! - Yeah? 523 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,349 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 524 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:59,389 Hey, you! Hey, stop that goddamn van. Hey! 525 00:36:00,858 --> 00:36:04,692 Hey, baby, you want to go out? You want to go out, honey? 526 00:36:16,374 --> 00:36:18,774 I need the direction to California, please. 527 00:36:18,876 --> 00:36:21,003 - To California? - You're a long way from home. 528 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,580 Who you with, man? Who you with? Who you with? 529 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:27,674 I with my friend Azamat Bagatov. We travel across the country. 530 00:36:27,785 --> 00:36:29,753 Hold on. Slow down. Don't be talking all that. 531 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,049 - You got to be talking English around here. - Who you with? 532 00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:34,989 You look like Michael Jackson, "Beat It." 533 00:36:35,092 --> 00:36:38,755 Man, you better get your-Aw! 534 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,697 I like you peoples. Can you teach me how to dress? 535 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,893 How can I be like you? 536 00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:48,233 - You need to loosen up that belt, let them jeans down. - Pull them down? 537 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,807 - Don't pull them down like you're gonna go- - Like a ho? 538 00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:52,808 - No, no, no, no. - Like this? 539 00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:56,038 - Yeah, yeah. - But don't show your Huggies though, man. 540 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,978 What the hell? 541 00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:00,312 - Is that fishnet? - No, no, no. 542 00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,079 These are my underpants. 543 00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:05,053 - What kind of music you listen to? - I like very much Kokibuchuk. 544 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:06,817 You know Kokibuchuk? 545 00:37:08,826 --> 00:37:11,056 No, no, no. 546 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,234 Can you teach me speak like you? 547 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:20,702 - What you trying to say? - How you say, "How do you do?" 548 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:21,999 What's up wit it? 549 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,903 - What's that with it? - Yeah. 550 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,152 What's up with it, Vanilla Face? 551 00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,316 Me and my homey Azamat just parked our slab outside. 552 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,983 Please. 553 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:46,325 We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night. 554 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:50,127 So, uh, bang, bang, skid, skid, nigga. 555 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,168 We're just a couple of pimps, no hos. 556 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,238 - Sir, sir, you got to leave. - Okay. 557 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:57,307 Either leave now, or we're gonna call the cops and we'll have you taken out. 558 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,746 - Hi. - Thank you. You have room for tonight? 559 00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,518 - Oh, yes. Definitely. - Yes. 560 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:16,183 - Come on in. - Great. 561 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,228 - So, come on in. - Come on in. 562 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:19,990 - Your friend also. - Thank you. 563 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,799 - Oh, is beautiful houses. - All the paint- 564 00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:26,995 All the paintings in the house I did. 565 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:29,231 What is this man? 566 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:33,037 This is a Yemenite Jew, and he's working on a piece of jewelry. 567 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,113 The Yemenites- 568 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,647 were also jewelers. 569 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:41,217 Why you have a picture of a Jew? 570 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,219 Because I'm Jewish... 571 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,485 so I have lots of pictures of Jews. 572 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,563 Um, this is the room. 573 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:59,193 And, uh, do you need two pillows? 574 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:00,930 Uh, yes. 575 00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:03,233 Great. Thank you. Lovely place. 576 00:39:13,984 --> 00:39:15,611 Aah! 577 00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,355 Shh! 578 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:24,526 Um- Um- 579 00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:27,722 - Wait, wait. - Okay. 580 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,665 Oh, hello. 581 00:39:31,769 --> 00:39:33,862 - How are you? - Great. 582 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,996 You getting settled in? 583 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,235 This is a special sandwich for you. 584 00:39:39,343 --> 00:39:41,072 - I, uh, not so hungry. - Thank you. 585 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,373 He can eat this. 586 00:39:43,481 --> 00:39:44,778 He, uh, fat. 587 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,248 No, no, thank you. 588 00:39:47,351 --> 00:39:49,012 - You better eat because- - Take a half. 589 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,485 - You take a half. - Take a half. 590 00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:53,557 - Just a half, and then you'll see. - Uh, I not so hungry. 591 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:56,285 Yeah, yeah, eat a little bit. 592 00:40:00,164 --> 00:40:02,724 Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry, and you're a guest. 593 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,733 Yes. 594 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,605 I don't want to see you go hungry. 595 00:40:16,046 --> 00:40:18,514 What is this picture over here? 596 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:19,844 Okay. 597 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,218 It is 3:00 in the morning. 598 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:32,056 I am in the nest of Jews. 599 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,791 They have cleverly shifted their shapes. 600 00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:39,598 One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. 601 00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:42,365 You can barely see her horns. 602 00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:46,601 She have tried to poison me already. 603 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:48,678 These rats are very clever. 604 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,513 What is that? What? 605 00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,953 Okay, okay. 606 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:47,733 What is the best gun to defend from a Jew? 607 00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:54,576 I would, uh, recommend either a nine-millimeter or a .45. 608 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,748 Very nice. 609 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,783 Wa wa woo wa. 610 00:42:00,885 --> 00:42:04,946 It like I, uh, movie star, Dirty Harold. 611 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:08,855 - Yes, sir. - Come on and make my day, Jew. 612 00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:14,127 But he would not sell me gun since I'm not American. 613 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,358 So I look for other protection. 614 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:22,704 - What type of dog is this? - This is a tortoise. 615 00:42:22,806 --> 00:42:26,298 Is this a cat in a hat? 616 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:28,674 - No. - No, it's a tortoise in a shell. 617 00:42:28,779 --> 00:42:29,973 Yes. 618 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,106 I need animal for protection. 619 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,117 What you have for me? 620 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,073 High five! Great. Nice. 621 00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,279 Happy times. 622 00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:45,014 We were safe and well on our way to Pamela. 623 00:43:45,122 --> 00:43:47,818 It was time to get back to work. 624 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:08,208 Hello. Nice meet you. 625 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:11,645 Hello. It's so nice to meet you. Welcome to America. 626 00:44:11,749 --> 00:44:17,244 Will you please teach me how to dine like gentleman? 627 00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:19,481 Of course. I'll be happy to. 628 00:44:22,026 --> 00:44:25,792 Is it polite to greet people when I make entry? 629 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,023 Yes, it is. 630 00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:30,498 - Let me introduce you... around. - Yes. 631 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,092 - You're gonna have to say names. - I'm Mike. Mike Jerrod. 632 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,870 Hello. I'm Bethany Weston. 633 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:40,409 - It's lovely to see you. - Yes. How do you do? 634 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,638 How do you do? My name is Ben. 635 00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:46,840 Should I pay interest... 636 00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:50,545 in peoples around the table sides? 637 00:44:50,654 --> 00:44:51,951 Yes. 638 00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:55,685 And if it is a big table, a very long table... 639 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:58,091 you might want to restrict your conversation- 640 00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,925 - Yes. - to people right in your vicinity. 641 00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:04,194 - Very nice. - So you are not yelling. 642 00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:09,968 What do you do? 643 00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:11,632 I'm the pastor of a church. 644 00:45:11,742 --> 00:45:14,074 Yes. What do you do? 645 00:45:14,178 --> 00:45:16,703 I have spent years in construction. 646 00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:20,045 Um, I've recently retired. 647 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:22,482 - You are retard? - Uh, yes. And now- 648 00:45:22,586 --> 00:45:26,613 - Uh, physical or mental? - Retired. 649 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,385 - Retired. - No, no, not retard- 650 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:30,221 Um, I don't work anymore. 651 00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:31,760 - Stopped working. - Stopped working. 652 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:35,127 Is very good you allow... 653 00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:38,292 a retard to eat with you... 654 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,336 in the same place. 655 00:45:40,437 --> 00:45:42,496 That's not what we're saying about this man. 656 00:45:42,606 --> 00:45:45,439 He is not what you would... 657 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,339 re- refer to as retard. 658 00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:49,275 - No. - No. 659 00:45:49,379 --> 00:45:51,609 No, no, not at all. 660 00:45:51,715 --> 00:45:53,774 Do you have a telephone in this village? 661 00:45:53,884 --> 00:45:55,078 - Um- - Of course. 662 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,750 Should I show photos of my family? 663 00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:07,831 You have photos of your family? Wonderful. 664 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,898 Uh, this my favorite son, Hooeylewis. 665 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:14,300 - Okay. - Yes. 666 00:46:14,404 --> 00:46:16,133 - He looks happy. - Yes. 667 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,706 He very strong. 668 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:22,370 My goodness. Is that him holding you? 669 00:46:22,479 --> 00:46:24,379 - Yes. Very strong. - Goodness. 670 00:46:24,481 --> 00:46:28,110 He grow-a three centimeter. He now 17 centimeter long. 671 00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:29,651 Oh, okay. 672 00:46:29,753 --> 00:46:31,880 I'm not sure I would show... 673 00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:34,549 these photos of him without clothes on. 674 00:46:34,658 --> 00:46:38,958 Should I pay compliments to the peoples? 675 00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:41,690 Yes, but only if... 676 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,393 you truly agree with that compliment. 677 00:46:44,501 --> 00:46:48,460 You have very gentle face... 678 00:46:48,572 --> 00:46:51,700 and a very erotic physique. 679 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,709 - Thank you. - You're correct. 680 00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:56,575 That's a very good observation. 681 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,138 - She is your wife? - No, that's my wife. 682 00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:02,150 In my country... 683 00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:05,415 they would go crazy- 684 00:47:05,522 --> 00:47:06,682 for these two. 685 00:47:06,790 --> 00:47:08,052 Not so much- 686 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,061 Wa wa wee wa. 687 00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:15,791 What should I say... 688 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:18,732 if I need to go to the shithole? 689 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,997 Uh, you mean to the restroom? 690 00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:23,572 - To the place to make the shit. - The bathroom. 691 00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,574 - Okay. What you- - Not a bath- 692 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,576 - To make dirt from anus. - Not a bath, right. 693 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,441 - The brown- - The toilet. 694 00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:31,537 - Where you make, uh-You understand? - Yes. 695 00:47:31,648 --> 00:47:34,947 - Bad- Bad- Bad thing from it. - Yes. Yes. 696 00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:37,748 - Uh, what you do is you say- - Brown. 697 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,188 "Excuse me. I need to go to the restroom." 698 00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:43,259 Excuse me. 699 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,262 Is it possible to go and do a-you- 700 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:49,559 - To be excused? - How you say in the, you know- 701 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:53,067 - Upstairs. Just say, "Excuse me a moment." - How you say it? 702 00:47:53,170 --> 00:47:55,070 - I need to do, uh- - That works. Thank you. 703 00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:57,140 - What you say in- - You go upstairs. 704 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,708 Yes. Thank you. 705 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:02,677 I think that the cultural differences... 706 00:48:02,779 --> 00:48:05,373 are vast. 707 00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:07,950 - Exactly. - And I think he's a delightful man. 708 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:11,020 And it wouldn't take very much time... 709 00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:14,955 for him to really become Americanized. 710 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:17,754 Thank you very much. I feel much better. Cindy, where shall I put this? 711 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:20,659 - Just, uh- - Where shall I put this? 712 00:48:20,764 --> 00:48:24,825 Oh, um- 713 00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:27,836 Maybe in the other- in the other room for a minute. 714 00:48:27,938 --> 00:48:29,428 - In... the- - In the- 715 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:33,600 - I do not want the- - Excuse me. Excuse me for just a moment, please. 716 00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:37,146 You roll off... like this... 717 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,215 and you wipe your bottom... 718 00:48:39,316 --> 00:48:40,908 and you put the paper- Look! 719 00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:43,486 - I-You wipe mine? - You! No, I don't. You do. 720 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,555 This is a very private thing. 721 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,681 The host cleans the anus of the other? 722 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,486 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 723 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,925 Nobody touches you except you. 724 00:48:52,029 --> 00:48:55,157 Can I bring a guest to dinner? 725 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,757 If you have been invited to a home or to a party- 726 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,200 Yes. 727 00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:02,568 uh, it is acceptable to bring a guest... 728 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:05,972 - if you ask your host in advance. - Yes. 729 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:08,101 Well, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee. 730 00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:09,769 Oh, wait. It is my friend. 731 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,781 - Hello? - Hi. I'm looking for Borat. 732 00:49:12,883 --> 00:49:14,976 - Yes, is me. Yeah. - Oh, hi, honey. 733 00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:16,950 - I'm Luenell. - Oh, hello. 734 00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,954 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 735 00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:21,286 - This my friend Luenell. - Hi. 736 00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:23,518 Oh, okay. Um- 737 00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:27,495 Mm, mm. Y'all having a dinner party. 738 00:49:27,597 --> 00:49:31,226 Well, we were. I-I don't know exactly what all that we're doing. 739 00:49:31,335 --> 00:49:33,235 It is getting very, very late. 740 00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,601 You'll have to excuse me. I'm gonna have to go home. 741 00:49:35,706 --> 00:49:38,334 - Okay. Very nice. - It's getting very, very late. 742 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:41,434 And it's- it's time that the, uh, you know... 743 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:45,072 - that we were ending our dinner party. - Oh. 744 00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:48,083 - I apologi- - But can she come for desserts? 745 00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:50,710 Absolutely not, and neither can you. 746 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,948 The sheriff is on his way. The police are coming now. 747 00:49:53,056 --> 00:49:55,047 - I hope so. Thank you. - I've already called the police. 748 00:49:55,158 --> 00:49:58,389 Why you call police? Have the retard escaped? 749 00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:03,126 I want say I very sorry... 750 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,224 how they treat you in this house. 751 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,700 Thank you. 752 00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:08,737 I was thinking maybe I'd just... 753 00:50:08,839 --> 00:50:10,670 take the night off and- 754 00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:12,708 Why don't we just go out and have some fun? 755 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,743 What do you think about that? 756 00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:32,094 - Hi. My name Borat. - How you doing? 757 00:50:32,195 --> 00:50:34,095 - This my friend Luenell. - Hi, Luenell. 758 00:50:34,197 --> 00:50:36,791 - She is a prostitute. - Oh! 759 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:41,034 Oh! 760 00:50:54,317 --> 00:50:56,717 You were funny on those bulls. 761 00:50:56,820 --> 00:50:59,516 Everybody almost see your underpants. 762 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:01,614 I never rode a bull before. 763 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,718 Um- 764 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:08,821 Well, you want to-you want to come in for a little while? 765 00:51:09,933 --> 00:51:12,959 I would like very much... 766 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:16,198 but I in love with a woman in Malibu. 767 00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:19,298 It would not be nice to her for me to- 768 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:21,809 Okay, well, if you're ever in town again... 769 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,846 this way, you know, look me up. 770 00:51:23,947 --> 00:51:26,882 If I ever in town again, Luenell... 771 00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:29,451 I would very much like to pay you for sex. 772 00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:30,713 Okay. 773 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:34,120 Good night, Luenells. 774 00:51:34,224 --> 00:51:36,624 Good night, Borat. 775 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,060 You say my name right. Borat. 776 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:50,003 People say Borak or Billy or Bob. 777 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,441 Bye. 778 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:07,785 "Pamela is a fairly simple girl. 779 00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:10,155 "She recently explained... 780 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,160 "'There's not a whole lot of logic... 781 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,822 "'in the way I live my life. 782 00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:17,559 I am very spontaneous."' 783 00:52:17,667 --> 00:52:19,635 I'm very spontaneous too. 784 00:52:39,689 --> 00:52:42,214 I needed a gift to give to Pamela... 785 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:46,091 so that she would grant me entry into her vagine. 786 00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:48,426 Therefore, I convinced Azamat... 787 00:52:48,532 --> 00:52:52,730 to let me film a report in an American store. 788 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:00,507 Uh, this your shops? 789 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:02,077 Right. This is my antique shop. 790 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:05,512 Why do you have so many things with a flag? 791 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,845 We're honoring our heritage. 792 00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:12,081 And what, uh, in here? What is this? 793 00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,157 These are a number of collectibles. 794 00:53:14,257 --> 00:53:17,920 I mean, this is a- this is a lamp that, you know, you would use in your home. 795 00:53:18,028 --> 00:53:20,861 This is a Chinese cloisonné bell. 796 00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:25,367 And this is a-just a, uh- a little decorative duck. 797 00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:28,596 And do you think, um, you know, when they- 798 00:53:33,143 --> 00:53:35,111 I'm sorry. Wait. Wait. 799 00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,480 - We need help, baby. - No, it's okay. 800 00:53:45,188 --> 00:53:46,712 I sorry. 801 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:53,260 Sorry. I will, uh, repair all of this. 802 00:53:53,363 --> 00:53:55,490 Don't worry. 803 00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,090 My friend, he can make glue. 804 00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:00,601 I don't think you're gonna be able to glue that stuff back. 805 00:54:00,704 --> 00:54:03,264 I think you're gonna have to pay for it. 806 00:54:03,373 --> 00:54:06,001 Okay, I have digital watch from future. I will give you. 807 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:07,770 Is worth more than all of this. 808 00:54:07,877 --> 00:54:10,778 You broke $425 worth of stuff. 809 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,976 160, 170, 180. 810 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,110 That's not enough. 811 00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:19,120 Do you want hair? This is very good- 812 00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:20,849 No, I don't want any damn hair. 813 00:54:20,957 --> 00:54:23,152 This is the best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality. 814 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,785 - I don't want your damn hair. We don't- - This hair from pubis. 815 00:54:25,895 --> 00:54:28,227 I can get you, uh, 2,000 bags by next Friday. 816 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:30,458 We don't use that stuff in this country. 817 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:36,766 Just give me another 20. That's good enough. 818 00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,646 Would you have believed this if I had told you? 819 00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:48,047 - All right, go! Go! Go! - Okay? 820 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,934 Oh! Holy sheeze. Ow. 821 00:57:20,970 --> 00:57:23,165 Okay. Um- 822 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,934 Um- 823 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:51,127 We have a special guest here this evening. Uh, Ruth Feiner is here. 824 00:58:08,184 --> 00:58:11,347 What are you doing? Come on. Cut it out! 825 00:58:16,626 --> 00:58:19,322 - Just walk 'em out. - Get the fuck out of here! 826 00:58:29,569 --> 00:58:33,096 So, um, bad news. 827 00:58:33,206 --> 00:58:36,767 Azamat have, uh, leave. 828 00:58:36,876 --> 00:58:39,276 I wake up, he disappear... 829 00:58:39,379 --> 00:58:43,509 and he take... Oksana... 830 00:58:43,616 --> 00:58:46,949 my bear- our bear. 831 00:58:47,053 --> 00:58:50,022 And he also decide to take all money... 832 00:58:50,123 --> 00:58:52,250 and also my passport. 833 00:58:56,229 --> 00:58:58,527 And, um... 834 00:58:58,631 --> 00:59:00,531 he leave me... 835 00:59:01,568 --> 00:59:04,196 only this bag... 836 00:59:04,304 --> 00:59:06,272 with a hen... 837 00:59:07,974 --> 00:59:09,874 and, uh... 838 00:59:11,244 --> 00:59:14,145 ticket to Kazakhstan... 839 00:59:15,348 --> 00:59:17,316 but no passport. 840 00:59:19,285 --> 00:59:21,412 But at least he's, uh... 841 00:59:22,956 --> 00:59:25,720 man enough to leave me, uh... 842 00:59:32,131 --> 00:59:34,099 my beautiful... 843 00:59:35,768 --> 00:59:39,727 uh, which I, uh, have cleaned since last night. 844 00:59:43,276 --> 00:59:45,904 And, uh, I have decide... 845 00:59:46,012 --> 00:59:49,641 to continue making documentary. 846 00:59:50,683 --> 00:59:53,584 Make it without Azamat. 847 00:59:53,686 --> 00:59:57,713 I think will be better, and I will have more success... 848 00:59:57,824 --> 00:59:59,724 without him. 849 01:00:00,793 --> 01:00:02,693 Chenquieh. 850 01:00:35,061 --> 01:00:38,963 Uh, I only want 17 cents, please. 851 01:01:03,356 --> 01:01:07,087 I had no car, no money and no Azamat. 852 01:01:07,193 --> 01:01:10,219 The only thing keep me going was my dream... 853 01:01:10,330 --> 01:01:13,390 of one day holding Pamela in my arms... 854 01:01:13,499 --> 01:01:17,333 and then making romance explosion on her stomatch. 855 01:01:24,944 --> 01:01:27,276 Eventually, I managed to hike hitchings... 856 01:01:27,380 --> 01:01:32,044 with group of young scholars also traveling across country. 857 01:01:32,151 --> 01:01:34,142 High five! 858 01:01:34,253 --> 01:01:35,880 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? 859 01:01:35,988 --> 01:01:37,979 Where the fuck are you from, baby? 860 01:01:38,091 --> 01:01:40,184 - I from Kazakhstan. - Hey, have a seat. 861 01:01:40,293 --> 01:01:42,420 - Welcome to fucking America, baby. - Have a seat. Let's go. 862 01:01:42,528 --> 01:01:45,258 - What's your name? - Anthony. 863 01:01:45,365 --> 01:01:46,832 - Anthony? - Yes. 864 01:01:46,933 --> 01:01:48,696 - Anthony- - And Justin. 865 01:01:48,801 --> 01:01:51,668 - Justin. - Mm-hmm. And David. 866 01:01:51,771 --> 01:01:52,999 - David. - Bartender Dave. 867 01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:54,596 - David. - Very nice. 868 01:01:54,707 --> 01:01:57,335 - Can you open this, please? - Oh, sure. 869 01:01:59,278 --> 01:02:01,576 - Thank you very much. - So, what, you have a- 870 01:02:01,681 --> 01:02:05,617 You like the bitches out there in the, uh, fucking, uh, old Russia there? 871 01:02:05,718 --> 01:02:07,686 - What? - The bitches in old Russia. 872 01:02:07,787 --> 01:02:09,118 What you mean "bitches"? 873 01:02:09,222 --> 01:02:12,157 The women! The fucking hos, baby! The fucking girls! 874 01:02:12,258 --> 01:02:15,819 - You fuck the shit out of 'em! Then you never call them again. - Yeah. 875 01:02:15,928 --> 01:02:19,591 Why you don't call them? Because they do not have a telephone, yes? 876 01:02:19,699 --> 01:02:21,462 No, not 'cause of that. 877 01:02:21,567 --> 01:02:24,001 They don't have my respect, you know? I mean- 878 01:02:24,103 --> 01:02:26,765 So what are you doing here in America? What are you doing? 879 01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:31,310 Uh, they film me travel across, uh, U.S. and A. 880 01:02:31,411 --> 01:02:33,538 - Okay. - I don't know what he's saying, man! 881 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:34,943 - What? - But that's cool! 882 01:02:35,047 --> 01:02:36,674 - Let's get drunk. - Oh! 883 01:02:38,651 --> 01:02:40,516 - Yes! High fives! - High five! High five! 884 01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:43,453 - Oh-ho-hoo! Oh! - Ooh! 885 01:02:43,556 --> 01:02:45,786 - This is America in a bottle. - Let's drink! 886 01:02:45,892 --> 01:02:48,292 - Whoo! - Oh, baby! 887 01:02:48,394 --> 01:02:52,455 - Oh... baby! - Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! 888 01:02:52,565 --> 01:02:53,793 Oh, the baby! 889 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:56,368 - Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! - Yeah! 890 01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:01,866 Whoo! 891 01:03:01,974 --> 01:03:05,137 - Let me tell you game we play. - Can I tell you a game you play? 892 01:03:05,244 --> 01:03:08,771 We play game called "When the snake eat the pig." 893 01:03:08,881 --> 01:03:12,044 - When the snake eat the- huh? - The snake eat the pig. 894 01:03:12,151 --> 01:03:14,119 You get a baby mouse. 895 01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:15,847 - Baby mouse. - Very small. 896 01:03:15,955 --> 01:03:19,015 And you, uh, uh, put a bit of cheese... 897 01:03:19,125 --> 01:03:21,252 in hole of your khram until it go inside. 898 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,328 That is too crazy for me! 899 01:03:23,429 --> 01:03:26,193 I'll do it. I don't give a fuck. I'll do it. 900 01:03:26,299 --> 01:03:28,164 Let me ask you this. 901 01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:33,997 - Are woman-Are women your slaves in Russia? - No. 902 01:03:34,106 --> 01:03:35,733 Do you have slaves here? 903 01:03:35,842 --> 01:03:37,469 - We wish. We wish. - No slaves. No slaves. 904 01:03:37,577 --> 01:03:39,875 - It is a shame. - And Borat, Borat. 905 01:03:39,979 --> 01:03:42,379 - Big shame. Big shame. - It would be better country if- 906 01:03:42,482 --> 01:03:45,474 There-Yes, it would be a better country. We should have slaves. 907 01:03:45,585 --> 01:03:49,248 Our country, the minorities actually have more power. 908 01:03:49,355 --> 01:03:53,416 Anyone that is minority has the-the, uh, upper hand. 909 01:03:53,526 --> 01:03:57,860 We have the Jews. We have anybody that's against the mainstream. 910 01:03:57,964 --> 01:03:59,932 Do you want to see my new wife? 911 01:04:00,032 --> 01:04:00,999 - Yes! - Yes! 912 01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:03,864 - This my new wife. - Whoo! 913 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,870 - Pamela! - You know her? 914 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:07,439 Pamela! I know of Pamela. 915 01:04:07,540 --> 01:04:09,770 I will take her virgin for the first time. 916 01:04:09,876 --> 01:04:12,572 I am going to put this shit on. 917 01:04:12,678 --> 01:04:15,476 - Put it on the DVD. - Borat, Borat, we have a lot to talk about. 918 01:04:15,581 --> 01:04:18,880 - I will take her virgin. I will uncork her. - Bor-Bor-Borat. 919 01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:20,953 - She is no virgin, Borat. - Is not true. 920 01:04:21,053 --> 01:04:23,954 - She's no virgin, buddy! - Not true, liar! 921 01:04:24,056 --> 01:04:27,048 - Liar, liar! Your pants is on fire. - Borat, Borat, shut up! 922 01:04:27,159 --> 01:04:31,357 Small Jacuzzi on the fucking small yacht. 923 01:04:31,464 --> 01:04:34,024 What's she do? 924 01:04:34,133 --> 01:04:36,465 - She's sucking some dick, man. - Do you see her sucking dick? 925 01:04:36,569 --> 01:04:38,628 This is not her. 926 01:04:38,738 --> 01:04:42,139 I guarantee that that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it. 927 01:04:42,241 --> 01:04:44,141 That's her, Borak. Sorry. 928 01:04:44,243 --> 01:04:47,076 - Borat, that's her. - This is not her. 929 01:04:47,179 --> 01:04:48,771 - This is her? - Borat, I'm sorry. 930 01:04:48,881 --> 01:04:51,145 - I'm sure it's her. - I go. 931 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:53,150 - No, no, no! - Titty bar! 932 01:04:53,252 --> 01:04:55,152 - I go. - Come here. 933 01:04:55,254 --> 01:04:56,881 You're my man. You're my man. 934 01:04:56,989 --> 01:04:59,787 - I did not know she was- - Come on, Boris. 935 01:04:59,892 --> 01:05:02,292 - Stay with us, buddy. Boris, stay strong. - We love you. 936 01:05:02,395 --> 01:05:04,295 - We'll remember you always. - Boris! 937 01:05:04,397 --> 01:05:06,661 - Like I taught you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Okay. 938 01:05:06,766 --> 01:05:09,200 Hey. Hey. You're in America now. 939 01:05:09,302 --> 01:05:11,827 You'll make it. You keep going, okay? 940 01:05:11,938 --> 01:05:13,838 - You are bigger than a woman. - You keep going. 941 01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:15,840 - You are better than a woman. - I go back to New York. 942 01:05:15,942 --> 01:05:17,910 We will always be behind you. 943 01:05:18,010 --> 01:05:20,911 Do not let a woman ever, ever... 944 01:05:21,013 --> 01:05:22,913 make you who you are. 945 01:05:23,015 --> 01:05:25,313 - Good-bye, my friends. - Good-bye. 946 01:06:04,123 --> 01:06:05,715 My ticket! 947 01:06:23,409 --> 01:06:26,003 I sorry, my friend. 948 01:06:34,954 --> 01:06:36,353 Go. 949 01:06:36,455 --> 01:06:39,151 Go. 950 01:06:39,258 --> 01:06:40,850 Run to freedom. 951 01:06:42,028 --> 01:06:45,520 Go! Go! Live your life! 952 01:07:31,977 --> 01:07:34,377 Yes! 953 01:07:35,948 --> 01:07:37,575 Come on! 954 01:07:40,086 --> 01:07:41,815 It is good to be here. 955 01:07:41,921 --> 01:07:45,948 This is my 10th Pentecostal camp meeting- a decade. 956 01:07:48,427 --> 01:07:50,054 The bottom line is: 957 01:07:50,162 --> 01:07:52,528 we are a Christian nation now... 958 01:07:52,631 --> 01:07:54,599 we were a Christian nation in the beginning... 959 01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,565 and we're gonna always be a Christian nation... 960 01:07:56,669 --> 01:07:58,398 until the good Lord returns. 961 01:07:58,504 --> 01:07:59,596 Amen. 962 01:08:01,941 --> 01:08:04,273 I didn't evolve out of a monkey. 963 01:08:04,376 --> 01:08:07,470 I didn't used to be a tadpole. I is what I is. 964 01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:09,480 Praise you, Jesus. 965 01:08:09,582 --> 01:08:12,608 The Bible says that God was manifest in the flesh... 966 01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:15,653 and believed all in the world! 967 01:08:15,755 --> 01:08:19,213 I got good news: Jesus is God in the flesh! 968 01:08:26,732 --> 01:08:29,724 I don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do. 969 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:32,065 All you gotta do is step out of that aisle now... 970 01:08:32,171 --> 01:08:34,002 and make your way down to this altar. 971 01:08:34,106 --> 01:08:37,041 Let's have a little old-time church right now. 972 01:08:37,143 --> 01:08:39,941 I need somebody to pray with me right now. Come on, sir! 973 01:08:40,045 --> 01:08:43,879 The blood over my neighbor! I bleed the blood over my church! 974 01:08:47,086 --> 01:08:49,452 I want you to help save me, please. 975 01:08:49,555 --> 01:08:52,786 Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here... 976 01:08:52,892 --> 01:08:54,985 standing right here next to me, his name is Bullock. 977 01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:58,359 Would you greet him with a great big "Jesus" for just a couple of minutes? 978 01:08:58,464 --> 01:09:00,056 - Jesus! - Thank you. 979 01:09:02,735 --> 01:09:06,193 I have no friends. I am alone in this country. 980 01:09:06,305 --> 01:09:07,932 Nobody like me. 981 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,940 My only friend Azamat... 982 01:09:10,042 --> 01:09:13,034 he take my money and my bear, and he leave me alone. 983 01:09:13,145 --> 01:09:15,841 Not only this. 984 01:09:15,948 --> 01:09:19,748 The woman I love, the reason I travel across the country... 985 01:09:19,852 --> 01:09:22,685 she have do something terrible on a boat. 986 01:09:22,788 --> 01:09:26,349 - And now I can never forgive her. - You have to. 987 01:09:26,458 --> 01:09:28,926 Is there anybody who can help me? 988 01:09:29,028 --> 01:09:30,393 Yes. 989 01:09:30,496 --> 01:09:33,522 - One that can help you is who we preached about tonight. - Jesus. 990 01:09:33,632 --> 01:09:35,691 Do Jesus like me? 991 01:09:35,801 --> 01:09:38,497 Absolutely. Jesus loves you. 992 01:09:38,604 --> 01:09:41,767 Do Jesus like my sons? 993 01:09:41,874 --> 01:09:43,774 Jesus loves your sons. 994 01:09:43,876 --> 01:09:46,436 Do Jesus love my retard brother Bilo? 995 01:09:46,545 --> 01:09:48,308 He loves your brother Bilo. 996 01:09:48,414 --> 01:09:51,975 Do Jesus love my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay? 997 01:09:52,084 --> 01:09:53,711 Yes, he loves everybody. 998 01:09:53,819 --> 01:09:56,686 Nobody love my neighbor Nursultan Tulyakbay. 999 01:09:58,557 --> 01:10:02,550 Can Jesus heal the pain that is in my heart? 1000 01:10:02,661 --> 01:10:05,186 Jesus can heal your pain in your heart! 1001 01:10:05,297 --> 01:10:08,027 Make him heal the pain that is in my heart! 1002 01:10:08,133 --> 01:10:10,693 Lift your hands and begin to worship. 1003 01:10:10,803 --> 01:10:14,398 Won't you lift your hands with him, as we pray in the name of Jesus? 1004 01:10:14,506 --> 01:10:17,066 - God, forgive me of my sins. - God, forgive me of sins. 1005 01:10:17,176 --> 01:10:19,201 - Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. - Cleanse me. 1006 01:10:19,311 --> 01:10:21,836 - Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus. - Cleanse me! Cleanse me! 1007 01:10:23,949 --> 01:10:25,814 Yeah, let that tongue go! Here it comes! 1008 01:10:25,918 --> 01:10:27,647 We're gonna speak in other tongues. Let it go! 1009 01:10:27,753 --> 01:10:29,618 Let that tongue go! 1010 01:10:29,722 --> 01:10:32,384 Yes, God! Yes, God! 1011 01:10:32,491 --> 01:10:34,982 Yes, Lord! 1012 01:10:37,997 --> 01:10:41,398 Yes! Yes! 1013 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,593 Come on. At your feet. 1014 01:10:43,702 --> 01:10:46,432 That's the Holy Ghost. That's God. That's Jesus. 1015 01:10:59,451 --> 01:11:03,182 I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California. 1016 01:11:03,289 --> 01:11:06,417 I will go to Malibu with me and my friend, Mr. Jesus. 1017 01:11:06,525 --> 01:11:08,152 And together, we will take her. 1018 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:19,260 I took a bus to Los Angeles with some friends of Mr. Jesus. 1019 01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:22,067 Finally, I had arrive. 1020 01:11:23,108 --> 01:11:24,837 Happy times. 1021 01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:42,887 Marilyn. 1022 01:11:49,768 --> 01:11:51,235 Azamat? 1023 01:11:51,337 --> 01:11:53,237 Azamat! 1024 01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:07,217 I with him. 1025 01:12:07,319 --> 01:12:09,048 Okay, okay, okay. 1026 01:12:09,154 --> 01:12:11,088 Take it easy. 1027 01:12:19,665 --> 01:12:23,260 I had not come to Hollywood to fight a man dressed as Hitler. 1028 01:12:25,037 --> 01:12:29,030 I had come to make Pamela Andersons my wife. 1029 01:12:29,141 --> 01:12:31,041 So I forgave Azamat. 1030 01:12:35,147 --> 01:12:36,876 Mmm. 1031 01:12:44,656 --> 01:12:46,647 Oh, Pamela. 1032 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,495 Ahh. 1033 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:32,436 Ahh. 1034 01:13:48,220 --> 01:13:49,881 Jagshemash. 1035 01:13:49,988 --> 01:13:52,718 Having learned many lessons from U.S. and A... 1036 01:13:52,825 --> 01:13:57,728 I will now teach America how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style. 1037 01:13:57,830 --> 01:14:00,924 You'll find more. Chenquieh. 1038 01:14:19,985 --> 01:14:22,954 I very excite. Very excite. 1039 01:14:37,302 --> 01:14:39,702 - Hi. - There she is. 1040 01:14:39,805 --> 01:14:41,830 How you doin'? 1041 01:14:41,940 --> 01:14:45,740 How are you? It's me, Borat. 1042 01:14:45,844 --> 01:14:48,210 - Well, thanks for coming, you guys. - Thank you! 1043 01:14:55,687 --> 01:14:57,655 I love Pamela Andersons. 1044 01:14:57,756 --> 01:14:59,348 - Really? - Uh-huh. 1045 01:15:02,094 --> 01:15:04,392 - Thank you. - Cool. Thank you very much. 1046 01:15:04,496 --> 01:15:06,726 Go ahead. 1047 01:15:06,832 --> 01:15:08,800 - Hi. - Hello, uh, my name- 1048 01:15:08,901 --> 01:15:11,529 - Make it out to someone? - My name Borat Sagdiyev. 1049 01:15:11,637 --> 01:15:14,401 - I, uh, son of Asimbala Sagdiyev- - What? 1050 01:15:14,506 --> 01:15:16,633 and, uh, Boltok the Rapist. 1051 01:15:16,742 --> 01:15:19,438 Um, I former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev... 1052 01:15:19,545 --> 01:15:23,140 who was daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the Rapist. 1053 01:15:23,248 --> 01:15:25,148 Okay. 1054 01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:28,617 - I make-a this for you, and it's, uh- - Oh, my God. 1055 01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:32,212 There are name, my name, uh- 1056 01:15:32,324 --> 01:15:35,259 your name, Pamela, on this end, and Borat Sagdiyev. 1057 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,225 There's today's date. 1058 01:15:37,329 --> 01:15:41,425 This, uh, say- this today's date, our wedding. 1059 01:15:41,533 --> 01:15:43,592 This inside is a- 1060 01:15:43,702 --> 01:15:46,796 - Pamela, will you marry me? - Uh, no, thanks. 1061 01:15:46,905 --> 01:15:48,770 I'm sorry. 1062 01:15:48,874 --> 01:15:52,037 No, agreement not necessary. 1063 01:15:54,079 --> 01:15:55,774 Pull, pull. 1064 01:15:58,550 --> 01:16:02,350 Let us- Let us- Get off! 1065 01:16:02,454 --> 01:16:04,581 Get- Get your own wife! 1066 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,590 Fuck! Fucking shit! 1067 01:16:06,692 --> 01:16:10,719 Don't worry. I got her. What's the matter? 1068 01:16:10,829 --> 01:16:13,662 Don't worry. I nervous too. 1069 01:16:13,765 --> 01:16:15,130 Pamela, wait. 1070 01:16:15,234 --> 01:16:17,828 - Pamela, I will give you your own plow. - Oh, my God! 1071 01:16:17,936 --> 01:16:20,131 Get out of the way! Watch out! Watch out! Watch out. 1072 01:16:20,239 --> 01:16:22,332 Pamela! 1073 01:16:23,408 --> 01:16:25,933 Help, help! 1074 01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:28,512 - Stay on the ground. - Put your hands behind your back. 1075 01:16:28,614 --> 01:16:30,582 Okay. Okay. 1076 01:16:30,682 --> 01:16:33,412 - Pamela! - I'm going to stand you up. Bring your knees up. 1077 01:16:33,518 --> 01:16:36,078 - All right, bring your knees up. - Okay. 1078 01:16:36,188 --> 01:16:40,522 Pamela! I am not attracted to you anymore. 1079 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:43,660 Not! 1080 01:16:50,836 --> 01:16:53,168 I was humiliated. 1081 01:16:53,272 --> 01:16:55,968 It was time for me to return to New York... 1082 01:16:56,074 --> 01:17:00,306 where a ticket was waiting for me to fly back home. 1083 01:17:00,412 --> 01:17:04,815 While I sat on the bus, I thought of my journey over the past three weeks: 1084 01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:10,521 the great times, the good times... 1085 01:17:10,622 --> 01:17:12,817 and the shit times. 1086 01:17:12,924 --> 01:17:15,392 Mainly, they were shit times. 1087 01:17:15,494 --> 01:17:20,022 I had come to America to learn lessons for Kazakhstan. 1088 01:17:20,132 --> 01:17:22,566 But what had I learned? 1089 01:17:24,436 --> 01:17:26,563 Suddenly, I realized. 1090 01:17:30,242 --> 01:17:33,575 I had learned that if you chase a dream... 1091 01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:36,011 especially one with plastic chests... 1092 01:17:37,316 --> 01:17:40,877 you can miss the real beauty in front of your eyes. 1093 01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:48,052 Hi. 1094 01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:58,000 Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek. 1095 01:17:58,103 --> 01:18:01,834 Since I return, there have been much improvements. 1096 01:18:01,940 --> 01:18:05,034 We no longer have a Running of the Jew. 1097 01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:08,078 It's cruel. We Christians now. 1098 01:18:13,051 --> 01:18:16,248 Doltan improve too. Hey, Doltan. 1099 01:18:16,355 --> 01:18:18,346 High five. 1100 01:18:18,457 --> 01:18:20,084 Great. 1101 01:18:20,192 --> 01:18:22,160 Come my house. 1102 01:18:24,796 --> 01:18:27,594 There lives Nursultan Tulyakbay. 1103 01:18:27,699 --> 01:18:29,826 He's still asshole. 1104 01:18:29,935 --> 01:18:33,393 I get iPod. He only get iPod Mini. 1105 01:18:33,505 --> 01:18:35,973 Everybody know it for girls! 1106 01:18:36,074 --> 01:18:37,735 Come. 1107 01:18:40,245 --> 01:18:42,941 And this my beautiful wife. 1108 01:18:45,517 --> 01:18:47,712 Thank you for watch my film. 1109 01:18:47,819 --> 01:18:50,413 I hope you like. Chenquieh. 1110 01:18:50,522 --> 01:18:53,753 Chenquieh! 1111 01:18:54,522 --> 01:19:10,753 Translated By Freak_racer03