1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:35,437 --> 00:02:37,405 Hello, stranger. 3 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:14,804 Sorry. Looking for a cigarette. 4 00:03:15,711 --> 00:03:17,042 I've given up. 5 00:03:19,748 --> 00:03:21,113 Thank you. 6 00:03:23,452 --> 00:03:25,682 - Got to be somewhere? - Work. 7 00:03:27,222 --> 00:03:29,213 You didn't fancy my sandwiches? 8 00:03:29,325 --> 00:03:31,953 - Don't eat fish. - Why not? 9 00:03:32,828 --> 00:03:34,523 Fish piss in the sea. 10 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,863 - So do children. - Don't eat children, either. 11 00:03:39,168 --> 00:03:40,658 What's your work? 12 00:03:40,736 --> 00:03:42,897 I'm sort of a journalist. 13 00:03:43,238 --> 00:03:46,071 - What sort? - I write obituaries. 14 00:03:58,053 --> 00:04:00,214 Are we in for a long wait? 15 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,451 She was 21 when she came in. 16 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,319 Does it hurt? 17 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,362 I'll live. 18 00:04:11,467 --> 00:04:13,935 Do you want me to put your leg up? 19 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,561 Yes, please. 20 00:04:30,386 --> 00:04:32,377 Who cut off your crusts? 21 00:04:32,821 --> 00:04:33,810 Me. 22 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:36,824 Did your mother cut off your crusts when you were a little boy? 23 00:04:36,892 --> 00:04:40,259 - Yes, I believe she did. - You should eat your crusts. 24 00:04:40,629 --> 00:04:42,529 You should stop smoking. 25 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:45,556 How long was I out? 26 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:48,194 - About 10 seconds. - Then what? 27 00:04:49,471 --> 00:04:51,462 You came to. You focused on me. 28 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,236 You said, "Hello, stranger." 29 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:55,867 What a floozy. 30 00:04:55,944 --> 00:04:59,778 The cabbie crossed himself, he went, "Thank fuck. I thought I'd killed her." 31 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:02,214 I said, "Let's get her to a hospital." He hesitated. 32 00:05:02,284 --> 00:05:05,583 I think he thought there'd be paperwork and he'd be held responsible. 33 00:05:05,654 --> 00:05:09,112 So I said with a slight sneer, "Please just drop us at the hospital." 34 00:05:09,191 --> 00:05:10,783 Show me the sneer. 35 00:05:11,727 --> 00:05:13,695 Very good, buster. 36 00:05:14,763 --> 00:05:16,253 Thank you. 37 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,304 - I told you, I've given up. - Try harder. 38 00:05:27,376 --> 00:05:28,934 You live here? 39 00:05:29,344 --> 00:05:31,539 Just arrived from New York. 40 00:05:32,247 --> 00:05:34,181 Taking a vacation? 41 00:05:34,249 --> 00:05:36,149 I'm on an expedition. 42 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:38,582 Where's your baggage? 43 00:05:39,721 --> 00:05:42,451 - Where are you staying? - I'm a waif. 44 00:05:45,094 --> 00:05:46,584 A red bus. 45 00:05:48,330 --> 00:05:52,664 Policeman or "bobby." Observe the distinctive helmet. 46 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,828 Saint Paul's Cathedral. Please note the famous dome. 47 00:05:56,905 --> 00:06:00,739 - This is a truly magnificent tour. - It's the London tourists never get to see. 48 00:06:00,809 --> 00:06:03,642 - What's this? - I've no idea. 49 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:28,165 They're all people who died saving the lives of others. 50 00:06:29,838 --> 00:06:31,738 I've been here before. 51 00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:44,183 Twenty years ago, we came here. 52 00:06:45,420 --> 00:06:49,413 My mother's dead. My father and I came here the afternoon she died. 53 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,857 She was a smoker. She died in the hospital, actually. 54 00:06:54,930 --> 00:06:57,660 - Is your father still alive? - Hanging on. 55 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,397 He's in a home. 56 00:07:00,035 --> 00:07:03,300 - You're late for work. - You saying you want me to go? 57 00:07:03,372 --> 00:07:05,272 I'm saying you're late for work. 58 00:07:05,974 --> 00:07:08,534 How did you end up writing obituaries? 59 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:12,974 Well, I had dreams of being a writer, but I had no voice. 60 00:07:13,615 --> 00:07:15,981 What am I saying? I had no talent. 61 00:07:16,051 --> 00:07:20,317 So I ended up in obituaries, which is the Siberia of journalism. 62 00:07:20,556 --> 00:07:24,253 Tell me what you do. I want to imagine you in Siberia. 63 00:07:24,326 --> 00:07:25,657 Really? 64 00:07:28,564 --> 00:07:31,397 We call it "the obits page." 65 00:07:32,434 --> 00:07:35,267 There's three of us: Me, Graham, and Harry. 66 00:07:35,871 --> 00:07:40,001 When I get to work, without fail... Are you sure you want to know? 67 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:45,139 Well, if someone important died, we go to the "deep freeze"... 68 00:07:48,617 --> 00:07:52,144 which is a computer file... 69 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:55,486 with all the obituaries, and we find the dead person's life. 70 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:58,219 People's obituaries are written while they're still alive? 71 00:07:58,293 --> 00:07:59,885 Some people's. 72 00:08:00,462 --> 00:08:03,522 Then Harry, he's the editor, decides who we'll lead with. 73 00:08:03,599 --> 00:08:05,794 Then we make calls, check facts. 74 00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:10,429 At 6:00, we stand around the computer and look at the next day's page... 75 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,538 and make final changes. 76 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:16,673 Add a few euphemisms for our own amusement. 77 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:18,076 Such as? 78 00:08:20,349 --> 00:08:24,547 "He was a convivial fellow." Meaning he was an alcoholic. 79 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,721 "He valued his privacy." Gay. 80 00:08:29,191 --> 00:08:31,955 "He enjoyed his privacy." Raging queen. 81 00:08:33,161 --> 00:08:35,220 What would my euphemism be? 82 00:08:36,198 --> 00:08:39,190 - "She was disarming." - That's not a euphemism. 83 00:08:40,068 --> 00:08:41,558 Yes, it is. 84 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:53,480 - What were you doing in New York? - You know. 85 00:08:56,618 --> 00:09:01,021 Well, no, I don't. What, were you studying? 86 00:09:01,189 --> 00:09:02,486 Stripping. 87 00:09:03,959 --> 00:09:06,189 Look at your little eyes. 88 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,161 I can't see my little eyes. 89 00:09:14,603 --> 00:09:16,093 Why did you leave? 90 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:18,696 Problems with a male. 91 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:20,635 - Boyfriend? - Kind of. 92 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:24,040 And you left him, just like that? 93 00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:28,139 It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." 94 00:09:28,216 --> 00:09:31,413 - Supposing you do still love them? - You don't leave. 95 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:35,417 - You've never left somebody you still love? - No. 96 00:09:39,328 --> 00:09:40,886 This is me. 97 00:09:47,302 --> 00:09:48,963 Enjoy your stay. 98 00:09:50,305 --> 00:09:53,468 Please remember our traffic tends to come from the right. 99 00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:56,335 Bye. 100 00:10:09,157 --> 00:10:11,057 Do you have a girlfriend? 101 00:10:11,426 --> 00:10:12,757 Yeah. Ruth. 102 00:10:13,328 --> 00:10:16,297 She's called Ruth. She's a linguist. 103 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:19,860 - What's your name? - Alice. 104 00:10:21,002 --> 00:10:23,436 My name is Alice Ayres. 105 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,605 Good. 106 00:10:31,713 --> 00:10:34,876 I'm just gonna change the film. Are you okay for time? 107 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:41,682 - Do you mind if I smoke? - Lf you must. 108 00:10:42,858 --> 00:10:45,383 - I don't have to. - Then don't. 109 00:10:57,506 --> 00:10:59,201 I liked your book. 110 00:11:00,108 --> 00:11:01,268 Thanks. 111 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:06,079 - When's it published? - Next year. How come you've read it? 112 00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:09,379 Your publisher sent me a manuscript. I read it last night. 113 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:11,919 You kept me up till 4:00. 114 00:11:12,954 --> 00:11:14,216 I'm flattered. 115 00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:17,057 Is your heroine based on someone you know? 116 00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,787 Yes. She's someone called Alice. 117 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:22,786 How does she feel about you stealing her life? 118 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:24,331 Borrowing her life. 119 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,060 I'm dedicating the book to her. She's pleased. 120 00:11:35,977 --> 00:11:37,342 Do you exhibit? 121 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:40,313 Sometimes. I have a thing next year. 122 00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:47,652 Portraits? 123 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:52,318 - Of who? - Strangers. 124 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:58,789 How do your strangers feel about you stealing their lives? 125 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,366 Borrowing. 126 00:12:01,937 --> 00:12:03,302 Am I a stranger? 127 00:12:04,239 --> 00:12:05,934 No. You're a job. 128 00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:09,902 And you're a sloucher. Sit up. 129 00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:18,018 You didn't find it obscene? 130 00:12:18,086 --> 00:12:19,678 - What? - The book. 131 00:12:21,022 --> 00:12:23,149 I thought it was accurate. 132 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,259 About what? 133 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,859 About sex. About love. 134 00:12:28,196 --> 00:12:29,629 In what way? 135 00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:33,295 - You wrote it. - You read it till 4:00. 136 00:12:33,635 --> 00:12:36,695 Don't raise your eyebrows. It makes you look smug. 137 00:12:45,013 --> 00:12:48,278 - But you did like it? - Yes, but I could go off it. 138 00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:56,054 Stand up. 139 00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,161 Any criticisms? 140 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:07,325 I'm not sure about the title. 141 00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:08,960 Got a better one? 142 00:13:09,905 --> 00:13:11,372 The Aquarium. 143 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,103 So you liked the filth. 144 00:13:14,442 --> 00:13:17,172 - You like aquariums. - Fish are therapeutic. 145 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:19,611 - Hang out in aquariums, do you? - When I can. 146 00:13:19,681 --> 00:13:21,512 Good for picking up strangers? 147 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,915 Photographing strangers. 148 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,893 Come here. 149 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,841 You're beautiful. 150 00:14:01,523 --> 00:14:03,855 I don't kiss strange men. 151 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,749 Neither do I. 152 00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,760 Do you and this Alice live together? 153 00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:25,903 Yes. 154 00:15:37,452 --> 00:15:38,851 Are you married? 155 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,251 Yes. 156 00:15:40,488 --> 00:15:43,082 - No. Yes. - Which? 157 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,086 Separated. 158 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,354 - Do you have any children? - No. 159 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:50,421 - Would you like some? - Yes, but not today. 160 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,498 Would Alice like children? 161 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,060 She's too young. 162 00:15:57,272 --> 00:16:00,764 She works in a café near here. She's coming to meet me. 163 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,942 Quite soon. 164 00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:07,945 Why are you wasting her time? 165 00:16:09,084 --> 00:16:11,917 - You're judgmental. - You're devious. 166 00:16:11,986 --> 00:16:15,683 I'm not wasting her time. She's completely lovable. 167 00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,588 And completely unleavable. 168 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:21,686 And you don't want someone else getting their dirty hands on her. 169 00:16:21,796 --> 00:16:23,821 - Men are crap. - But all the same... 170 00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:25,525 They're still crap. 171 00:16:27,302 --> 00:16:28,462 Your muse. 172 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:33,831 - You've ruined my life. - You'll get over it. 173 00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:43,543 Dan. 174 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:47,151 Your shirt. 175 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,295 You all done? 176 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,463 - How's the photographer? - Good. Professional. 177 00:17:04,472 --> 00:17:06,838 Rigorous. Beady. One of your lot. 178 00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:09,138 - What, female? - Americano. 179 00:17:13,381 --> 00:17:14,712 Come on. 180 00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,520 Anna? 181 00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:31,926 - Alice. - Hi. 182 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,992 - Sorry to interrupt. - No, we've just finished. 183 00:17:35,603 --> 00:17:37,628 - Would you like some tea? - No, thanks. 184 00:17:37,705 --> 00:17:40,503 I've been serving it all day. Can I use your loo? 185 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,509 Sure. Just through there. 186 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:51,381 She is beautiful. 187 00:17:51,452 --> 00:17:53,511 - I've got to see you. - No. 188 00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:55,546 What's this? Patriotism? 189 00:17:55,623 --> 00:17:57,454 - I don't want trouble. - I'm not trouble. 190 00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:58,924 You're taken. 191 00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,791 - I've got to see you. - Tough. 192 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,526 - You kissed me. - What are you, 12? 193 00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:11,201 I'm a block of ice. 194 00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,339 Will you take my photo? 195 00:18:16,411 --> 00:18:19,107 I've never been photographed by a professional before. 196 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,774 I'd really appreciate it. I can pay you. 197 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,579 No, I'd like to. 198 00:18:24,018 --> 00:18:25,849 Only if you don't mind. 199 00:18:26,454 --> 00:18:27,648 Why should I? 200 00:18:27,722 --> 00:18:29,713 Because you'll have to go away. 201 00:18:29,791 --> 00:18:32,624 We don't want him here while we're working, do we? 202 00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:34,284 No, we don't. 203 00:18:37,298 --> 00:18:39,493 Right. I'll be in the pub on the corner. 204 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,795 Have fun. 205 00:18:44,038 --> 00:18:45,369 Thank you. 206 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,972 - Good luck with your exhibition. - Good luck with your book. 207 00:19:04,492 --> 00:19:06,687 So you've got an exhibition? 208 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,789 Yeah. 209 00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,165 I read Dan's book. 210 00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:19,069 You've had quite a life. 211 00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,839 Thanks. 212 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,077 He said you work in a café? 213 00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:32,049 I am a waitress. 214 00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,116 That's a temporary thing? 215 00:19:35,089 --> 00:19:36,078 No. 216 00:19:40,161 --> 00:19:42,652 Why don't you come over here and sit? 217 00:20:00,515 --> 00:20:02,983 - You live here? - I do now. 218 00:20:03,251 --> 00:20:05,048 Because you're single? 219 00:20:05,653 --> 00:20:07,917 Who was your last boyfriend? 220 00:20:08,489 --> 00:20:09,751 My husband. 221 00:20:09,824 --> 00:20:11,416 Was he English? 222 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:14,454 - Very. - What happened to him? 223 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:17,657 Someone younger. 224 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,868 You've got a great face. 225 00:20:24,105 --> 00:20:25,766 Doesn't everyone? 226 00:20:27,141 --> 00:20:28,631 I suppose so. 227 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,068 I just... 228 00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:33,079 From the book, somehow I thought you'd be less... 229 00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:34,708 What? 230 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,880 I don't know what, exactly. 231 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:56,395 How do you feel about him using your life? 232 00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:59,539 It's really none of your business. 233 00:21:04,812 --> 00:21:07,246 When he let me in downstairs... 234 00:21:08,149 --> 00:21:09,810 he had this look. 235 00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,654 I just listened to your conversation. 236 00:21:19,394 --> 00:21:21,328 I don't know what to say. 237 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,997 I'm not a thief, Alice. 238 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,134 Do you want a drink? 239 00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:37,700 I have some vodka in the fridge. We could have a drink. 240 00:21:37,779 --> 00:21:39,610 Just take my picture. 241 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:01,826 Good. 242 00:29:19,678 --> 00:29:20,940 Anna? 243 00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:26,778 I got the coat. 244 00:29:27,553 --> 00:29:29,111 The white coat. 245 00:29:31,257 --> 00:29:32,588 So I see. 246 00:29:33,659 --> 00:29:35,991 I'm Larry. The doctor. 247 00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:37,592 Hello, Dr. Larry. 248 00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:40,598 Feel free to call me "The Sultan." 249 00:29:46,438 --> 00:29:49,407 I can't believe these things actually happen. 250 00:29:49,775 --> 00:29:52,243 I thought if you showed up, you'd be an old trout. 251 00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:55,212 But you are bloody gorgeous. 252 00:29:56,181 --> 00:29:57,773 Well, thank you. 253 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:02,717 Fish. You gotta respect them. 254 00:30:04,056 --> 00:30:05,887 - Have you? - Of course. 255 00:30:06,525 --> 00:30:09,085 We were fish. Long ago. 256 00:30:09,495 --> 00:30:11,395 Before we were apes. 257 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,034 You mentioned a hotel. 258 00:30:17,536 --> 00:30:19,026 No rush. 259 00:30:20,839 --> 00:30:24,138 Actually, there is. I've got to be in surgery by 3:00. 260 00:30:24,843 --> 00:30:28,472 - Are you having an operation? - No, I'm doing one. 261 00:30:29,315 --> 00:30:32,011 - Are you really a doctor? - I said I was. 262 00:30:33,185 --> 00:30:34,846 You are Anna? 263 00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:40,614 I'm sorry. Did I photograph you? 264 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,587 Did we meet somewhere? 265 00:30:42,661 --> 00:30:46,324 Come on. Don't play games, you nymph of the Net. 266 00:30:46,765 --> 00:30:49,290 - Excuse me? - You were up for it yesterday. 267 00:30:49,368 --> 00:30:52,667 - Was I? - Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers. 268 00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:55,470 "Sit on my face. 269 00:30:56,508 --> 00:30:59,204 - "Cum-hungry bitch." - Okay. 270 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,875 Why do I feel like a pervert? 271 00:31:05,751 --> 00:31:09,278 I think you're the victim of a practical joke. 272 00:31:13,092 --> 00:31:15,686 - I am so sorry. - It's okay. 273 00:31:19,832 --> 00:31:20,992 No. 274 00:31:22,434 --> 00:31:25,062 We spoke on the Net last night. Now you've seen me... 275 00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:26,468 I wasn't on the Net last night. 276 00:31:26,538 --> 00:31:28,631 Where were you between 6:45 and 7:00 p.m.? 277 00:31:28,707 --> 00:31:30,299 That's really none of your business. 278 00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:33,345 - Where were you? - On the Net, talking to you. 279 00:31:34,146 --> 00:31:37,741 - Well, I was talking to someone. - Someone pretending to be me. 280 00:31:41,286 --> 00:31:43,880 I think you were talking to Daniel Woolf. 281 00:31:43,956 --> 00:31:47,016 - Who? - This guy I know. It's him. 282 00:31:47,092 --> 00:31:49,526 - No, I was talking to a woman. - How do you know? 283 00:31:49,595 --> 00:31:52,257 Believe me, she was a woman. I got a huge... 284 00:31:52,331 --> 00:31:55,129 She was a... She wasn't, was she? 285 00:31:55,501 --> 00:31:56,661 No. 286 00:31:57,036 --> 00:31:58,901 What a bastard. 287 00:32:04,343 --> 00:32:06,072 How do you know him? 288 00:32:06,145 --> 00:32:10,275 I don't really know him. I took his photograph for a book he wrote. 289 00:32:10,349 --> 00:32:13,147 - I hope it sank without a trace. - It's on its way. 290 00:32:13,218 --> 00:32:15,413 There is justice in the world. 291 00:32:15,954 --> 00:32:17,615 What's it called? 292 00:32:26,999 --> 00:32:28,432 The Aquarium. 293 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,833 What a prick! He's advertising. 294 00:32:33,872 --> 00:32:36,432 But why would he pretend to be you? 295 00:32:37,376 --> 00:32:38,866 I think he likes me. 296 00:32:38,977 --> 00:32:41,605 Funny way of showing it. Can't he send you flowers? 297 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,308 Extraordinary thing, the Internet. 298 00:32:44,516 --> 00:32:47,280 Possibility of genuine global communication. 299 00:32:47,686 --> 00:32:49,813 The first great democratic medium. 300 00:32:49,888 --> 00:32:52,584 Absolutely. It's the future. 301 00:32:52,991 --> 00:32:55,323 Two guys wanking in cyberspace. 302 00:32:55,728 --> 00:32:57,491 He was the wanker. 303 00:32:58,931 --> 00:33:01,263 I'll say this for him, he can write. 304 00:33:02,868 --> 00:33:04,233 Is he in love with you? 305 00:33:04,303 --> 00:33:06,533 I don't know. No. 306 00:33:07,106 --> 00:33:09,939 - Are you in love with him? - I hardly know him. 307 00:33:10,008 --> 00:33:12,169 But you're sort of interested. 308 00:33:12,311 --> 00:33:14,643 I think he's interesting. 309 00:33:14,947 --> 00:33:17,415 No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos. 310 00:33:17,483 --> 00:33:19,383 Please. It's my birthday. 311 00:33:19,618 --> 00:33:20,744 Really? 312 00:33:21,553 --> 00:33:22,815 Really. 313 00:33:37,202 --> 00:33:38,499 Happy birthday. 314 00:33:41,673 --> 00:33:42,731 Thank you. 315 00:33:43,442 --> 00:33:46,240 This man comes into the café today and he says: 316 00:33:46,311 --> 00:33:49,405 "Hey, waitress, what are you waiting for?" 317 00:33:49,882 --> 00:33:51,213 Funny guy. 318 00:33:51,650 --> 00:33:55,142 So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here... 319 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:59,114 "and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that." 320 00:33:59,525 --> 00:34:01,015 What did he do? 321 00:34:01,093 --> 00:34:03,653 Asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 322 00:34:15,207 --> 00:34:17,641 - I'm waiting for you. - To do what? 323 00:34:19,845 --> 00:34:21,176 Leave me. 324 00:34:22,147 --> 00:34:26,015 I'm not going to leave you. I totally love you. Why is this? 325 00:34:27,085 --> 00:34:30,213 Please let me come. I want to be there for you. 326 00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:33,756 - Are you ashamed of me? - Of course not. I told you... 327 00:34:33,826 --> 00:34:36,226 - I want to be alone. - Why? 328 00:34:38,363 --> 00:34:39,887 To grieve. 329 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:42,156 To think. 330 00:34:44,736 --> 00:34:47,899 - I love you. Why won't you let me? - It's only a weekend. 331 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,437 Why won't you let me love you? 332 00:34:54,012 --> 00:34:55,343 Buster. 333 00:35:01,286 --> 00:35:03,151 Let's go to this thing... 334 00:35:03,355 --> 00:35:06,085 then I'll get my train. I'll be away one night. 335 00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:09,087 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 336 00:35:38,891 --> 00:35:41,121 Do these people pay you? Or do you pay them? 337 00:36:07,419 --> 00:36:08,750 Like it? 338 00:36:11,523 --> 00:36:12,854 No. 339 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,019 What were you so sad about? 340 00:36:17,963 --> 00:36:20,329 - Life. - What's that, then? 341 00:36:23,635 --> 00:36:26,536 So what do you reckon, in general? 342 00:36:26,905 --> 00:36:28,702 You want to talk about art? 343 00:36:28,774 --> 00:36:32,175 I know it's vulgar to discuss The Work at an opening of The Work... 344 00:36:32,244 --> 00:36:34,371 but someone's got to do it. 345 00:36:36,381 --> 00:36:38,849 I'm serious. What do you think? 346 00:36:40,052 --> 00:36:41,542 It's a lie. 347 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,849 It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully... 348 00:36:46,325 --> 00:36:50,659 and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art... 349 00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:54,455 say it's beautiful because that's what they want to see. 350 00:36:54,533 --> 00:36:57,024 But the people in the photos are sad... 351 00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:59,268 and alone. 352 00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:03,001 But the pictures make the world seem beautiful... 353 00:37:03,075 --> 00:37:07,478 so the exhibition's reassuring, which makes it a lie. 354 00:37:08,013 --> 00:37:10,675 And everyone loves a big, fat lie. 355 00:37:11,116 --> 00:37:14,677 - I'm the big, fat liar's boyfriend. - Bastard. 356 00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:16,721 - Larry. - Alice. 357 00:37:19,825 --> 00:37:21,486 So you're Anna's boyfriend. 358 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,425 A princess can kiss a toad. 359 00:37:23,495 --> 00:37:24,587 - Frog. - Toad. 360 00:37:24,663 --> 00:37:27,826 - Frog. - Toad, frog, lobster. They're all the same. 361 00:37:29,201 --> 00:37:31,692 So how long have you been seeing her? 362 00:37:31,770 --> 00:37:34,500 Four months. We're in the first flush. 363 00:37:35,207 --> 00:37:38,870 It's paradise. All my nasty habits amuse her. 364 00:37:39,177 --> 00:37:41,407 - You shouldn't smoke. - Fuck off. 365 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,040 I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that. 366 00:37:44,116 --> 00:37:46,016 - You want one? - No. 367 00:37:46,818 --> 00:37:48,479 Yes. No. 368 00:37:48,854 --> 00:37:50,549 Fuck it, yes. 369 00:37:51,323 --> 00:37:52,654 No. 370 00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:55,649 I've given up. 371 00:37:57,996 --> 00:38:00,897 Anna tells me your bloke wrote a book. 372 00:38:00,966 --> 00:38:03,662 - Any good? - Of course. 373 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:06,260 It's about you, isn't it? 374 00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:09,935 - Some of me. - Oh? What did he leave out? 375 00:38:11,243 --> 00:38:12,904 The truth. 376 00:38:13,845 --> 00:38:15,540 Is he here, your bloke? 377 00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:18,708 Yeah, he's over there talking to your bird. 378 00:38:22,254 --> 00:38:24,154 My boyfriend's here. 379 00:38:25,157 --> 00:38:26,818 He's here? Where? 380 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:29,820 There. 381 00:38:30,829 --> 00:38:32,160 With Alice? 382 00:38:32,631 --> 00:38:34,792 I believe you're acquainted. 383 00:38:39,104 --> 00:38:41,902 - I've never seen him before. - No. 384 00:38:43,075 --> 00:38:44,474 But you've spoken. 385 00:38:44,810 --> 00:38:46,801 Well, conversed. 386 00:38:47,679 --> 00:38:50,239 - Corresponded. - I wrote to him? 387 00:38:51,016 --> 00:38:55,077 On the Net. You sent him to the aquarium. I happened to be there. 388 00:38:55,821 --> 00:38:57,618 Nice work, Cupid. 389 00:39:01,493 --> 00:39:04,360 - We need to talk about this. - No, we don't. 390 00:39:04,496 --> 00:39:06,054 He's very pretty. 391 00:39:07,099 --> 00:39:09,761 She is very tall. 392 00:39:14,806 --> 00:39:16,740 So you're a stripper? 393 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,702 Yeah. 394 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,604 And? 395 00:39:43,502 --> 00:39:45,163 You take care, now. 396 00:39:45,537 --> 00:39:46,834 I will. 397 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:48,672 You, too. 398 00:39:57,082 --> 00:39:59,573 That's the way it should be. 399 00:40:03,221 --> 00:40:04,711 He's very funny. 400 00:40:09,794 --> 00:40:11,728 Excuse me. Nice to meet you. 401 00:40:18,803 --> 00:40:21,271 - Pleased with the success? - Yes, absolutely. 402 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:24,098 Yours was the best. 403 00:40:24,576 --> 00:40:26,601 You were the belle of the bullshit. 404 00:40:26,678 --> 00:40:28,373 Who were those awful people? 405 00:40:28,446 --> 00:40:31,540 - Where do they come from? - Why should we care? 406 00:40:35,687 --> 00:40:39,123 - You get this one. You'll miss your train. - I'll be fine. 407 00:40:39,658 --> 00:40:41,148 Come on, it's cold. 408 00:40:47,666 --> 00:40:49,497 I'll see you on Sunday. 409 00:40:54,839 --> 00:40:56,329 Where to, love? 410 00:41:00,512 --> 00:41:01,672 Taxi! 411 00:41:12,824 --> 00:41:13,984 Sorry. 412 00:41:14,326 --> 00:41:16,988 Why don't you make up your bleeding mind? 413 00:41:22,601 --> 00:41:25,434 Thank you so much. I appreciate your coming. 414 00:41:25,503 --> 00:41:27,767 I'll call you tomorrow. See you next week. 415 00:41:27,839 --> 00:41:29,773 - Thanks. - Thanks very much. 416 00:41:33,178 --> 00:41:35,510 - I thought you'd gone. - I forgot this. 417 00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:41,618 So he's a dermatologist. Can you get more boring than that? 418 00:41:41,686 --> 00:41:44,655 - Obituarist? - Failed novelist, please. 419 00:41:45,490 --> 00:41:47,253 I was sorry about your book. 420 00:41:47,325 --> 00:41:49,486 Thanks. I blame the title. 421 00:41:49,794 --> 00:41:52,991 So we pull out our Christmas crackers with those appalling jokes. 422 00:41:53,064 --> 00:41:55,760 My guy says, "Hang on. These are second-rate jokes. 423 00:41:55,834 --> 00:41:59,326 "I've got a first-rate joke. Sit back and take notice." 424 00:41:59,404 --> 00:42:02,202 So we go, "Okay, what's the joke?" And he says: 425 00:42:02,474 --> 00:42:04,237 "It's based on A Christmas Carol... 426 00:42:04,309 --> 00:42:06,675 "which is why it seems so relevant on Christmas Day." 427 00:42:06,745 --> 00:42:09,111 I haven't even seen you for a year. 428 00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,306 Yes, you have. 429 00:42:10,382 --> 00:42:12,782 Only because you stalk me outside my studio. 430 00:42:12,851 --> 00:42:14,910 I don't stalk. I lurk. 431 00:42:14,986 --> 00:42:17,181 And when I'm not there you look for me. 432 00:42:17,255 --> 00:42:20,747 - How do you know if you're not there? - Because I am there... 433 00:42:21,426 --> 00:42:23,121 lurking from a distance. 434 00:42:31,803 --> 00:42:33,134 Look at me. 435 00:42:33,872 --> 00:42:36,033 Tell me you're not in love with me. 436 00:42:36,808 --> 00:42:38,969 I'm not in love with you. 437 00:42:41,613 --> 00:42:43,274 You just lied. 438 00:42:49,654 --> 00:42:52,248 I'm your stranger. Jump. 439 00:43:20,618 --> 00:43:23,382 - Hello, stranger. - Hello. 440 00:43:24,055 --> 00:43:26,046 Intense conversation? 441 00:43:28,426 --> 00:43:30,257 His father died. 442 00:43:31,363 --> 00:43:32,853 Were you spying? 443 00:43:32,931 --> 00:43:34,796 Lovingly observing... 444 00:43:35,066 --> 00:43:36,624 with a telescope. 445 00:43:38,937 --> 00:43:40,996 He's taller than in his photo. 446 00:43:41,606 --> 00:43:43,437 His photo's a headshot. 447 00:43:43,508 --> 00:43:45,100 Yeah, I know. 448 00:43:45,176 --> 00:43:49,112 But his head implied a short body, when, in fact, his head is deceptive. 449 00:43:49,314 --> 00:43:50,338 Deceptive? 450 00:43:50,415 --> 00:43:53,816 He's actually got a long body. He's a stringy fucker. 451 00:43:54,953 --> 00:43:56,511 I could have him. 452 00:43:57,489 --> 00:44:00,981 - What? - Lf it came to it, in a scrap, I could have him. 453 00:44:02,427 --> 00:44:04,861 Did you tell him we call him Cupid? 454 00:44:05,563 --> 00:44:08,327 No, that's our joke. 455 00:44:10,268 --> 00:44:12,532 I had a chat with young Alice. 456 00:44:12,604 --> 00:44:14,333 - Fancy her? - Of course. 457 00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:16,168 - Not as much as you. - Why not? 458 00:44:16,241 --> 00:44:18,209 You're a woman. She's a girl. 459 00:44:18,276 --> 00:44:21,768 She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she's sly. 460 00:44:22,013 --> 00:44:25,505 - She seems open to me. - That's how she wants to seem. 461 00:44:25,583 --> 00:44:29,110 You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival. 462 00:44:29,187 --> 00:44:31,018 - Am I, now? - Yes. 463 00:44:31,089 --> 00:44:35,025 You seem more like the cat that got the cream. Stop licking yourself. 464 00:44:40,665 --> 00:44:43,828 That's the nastiest thing you've ever said to me. 465 00:44:47,338 --> 00:44:48,930 That's horrible. 466 00:44:49,174 --> 00:44:50,641 I'm sorry. 467 00:44:52,010 --> 00:44:53,671 I'm so sorry. 468 00:45:41,893 --> 00:45:44,760 - Where have you been? - Work thing. 469 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,822 Had a drink with Harry. You never have one drink with Harry. 470 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,869 - You know he's in love with you. - No, he's not. 471 00:45:52,871 --> 00:45:54,168 Is he? 472 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:57,735 Did you eat? 473 00:45:58,009 --> 00:46:00,239 I'll make you something. 474 00:46:01,112 --> 00:46:02,773 I'm not hungry. 475 00:46:24,836 --> 00:46:25,894 What? 476 00:46:29,607 --> 00:46:31,097 This will hurt. 477 00:46:32,110 --> 00:46:33,839 I've been with Anna. 478 00:46:34,679 --> 00:46:36,374 I'm in love with her. 479 00:46:37,415 --> 00:46:40,043 We've been seeing each other for a year. 480 00:46:40,385 --> 00:46:42,353 It began at her opening. 481 00:46:58,503 --> 00:47:00,664 - Have a nice one. - Cheers, guvnor. 482 00:47:23,394 --> 00:47:24,725 Don't move. 483 00:47:25,730 --> 00:47:27,789 I want to remember this moment forever. 484 00:47:27,865 --> 00:47:31,198 First time I walked through the door, returning from a business trip... 485 00:47:31,269 --> 00:47:34,067 to be greeted by my wife. 486 00:47:34,539 --> 00:47:37,235 I have, in this moment, become an adult. 487 00:47:37,508 --> 00:47:40,068 Thanks for waiting up, you darling. 488 00:47:41,846 --> 00:47:43,507 You goddess. 489 00:47:47,752 --> 00:47:49,344 I missed you. 490 00:47:49,754 --> 00:47:51,449 How about some tea? 491 00:47:51,823 --> 00:47:53,814 Jesus, I'm knackered! 492 00:47:53,891 --> 00:47:55,916 - Didn't you sleep on the plane? - No... 493 00:47:55,994 --> 00:48:00,055 because the permed German next to me was snoring like a Messerschmitt. 494 00:48:00,131 --> 00:48:02,531 - What's the time? - About midnight. 495 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:05,101 Time. What a tricky little fucker. 496 00:48:05,837 --> 00:48:09,170 My head's in two places. My brain actually hurts. 497 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:12,232 - Do you want some food? - No, I need a bath. 498 00:48:12,677 --> 00:48:15,805 - I'll run it for you. - No, I'll have a shower. 499 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,511 You okay? 500 00:48:18,249 --> 00:48:19,648 How was the thing? 501 00:48:19,717 --> 00:48:22,880 As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot. 502 00:48:23,788 --> 00:48:25,380 How was the hotel? 503 00:48:25,723 --> 00:48:29,352 Someone told me that the beautiful people of the Paranoid Hotel... 504 00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:33,363 the concierge, the bellboys and girls... Did you know this? 505 00:48:33,665 --> 00:48:36,463 - They're all whores. - Everybody knows that. 506 00:48:37,135 --> 00:48:38,295 I didn't. 507 00:48:40,905 --> 00:48:43,897 I don't suppose you'd fancy a friendly poke. 508 00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:46,003 I just had a bath. 509 00:48:47,545 --> 00:48:48,876 Right. 510 00:48:49,514 --> 00:48:52,449 I'll see to myself, then, in the Elle Decoration bathroom. 511 00:48:52,517 --> 00:48:56,044 - You chose that bathroom. - And every time I wash in it I feel dirty. 512 00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,554 It's cleaner than I am. It's got attitude. 513 00:48:58,623 --> 00:49:00,591 The mirror says, "Who the fuck are you?" 514 00:49:00,658 --> 00:49:03,320 - You chose it. - Doesn't mean I like it. 515 00:49:03,494 --> 00:49:05,359 We shouldn't have this. 516 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:07,261 I hear middle-class guilt. 517 00:49:07,331 --> 00:49:11,267 Working-class guilt. Why are you dressed if you just had a bath? 518 00:49:12,837 --> 00:49:14,532 We needed some milk. 519 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,868 You okay? 520 00:49:17,909 --> 00:49:19,638 - You? - Yeah. 521 00:49:23,881 --> 00:49:25,212 I'm going. 522 00:49:25,550 --> 00:49:27,882 - I'm sorry. - Irrelevant. 523 00:49:29,087 --> 00:49:30,918 What are you sorry for? 524 00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:32,712 Everything. 525 00:49:32,924 --> 00:49:35,916 - Why didn't you tell me before? - Cowardice. 526 00:49:37,795 --> 00:49:39,592 Is it because she's successful? 527 00:49:39,664 --> 00:49:42,827 No, it's because she doesn't need me. 528 00:49:46,270 --> 00:49:47,931 Did you bring her here? 529 00:49:50,341 --> 00:49:51,330 Yes. 530 00:49:55,279 --> 00:49:58,373 - Didn't she get married? - She stopped seeing me. 531 00:49:58,950 --> 00:50:01,043 Is that when we went to the country? 532 00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:03,781 To celebrate our third anniversary? 533 00:50:05,490 --> 00:50:08,618 Did you phone her? Beg her to come back? 534 00:50:09,193 --> 00:50:11,855 - When you went for your long, Ionely walks? - Yes. 535 00:50:11,929 --> 00:50:13,294 You're a piece of shit. 536 00:50:13,364 --> 00:50:16,390 Deception is brutal. I'm not pretending otherwise. 537 00:50:16,467 --> 00:50:17,627 How? 538 00:50:17,935 --> 00:50:19,425 How does it work? 539 00:50:20,938 --> 00:50:23,099 How do you do this to someone? 540 00:50:24,876 --> 00:50:26,537 Not good enough. 541 00:50:27,845 --> 00:50:31,212 - I fell in love with her, Alice. - As if you had no choice? 542 00:50:31,282 --> 00:50:33,216 There's a moment. There's always a moment. 543 00:50:33,284 --> 00:50:36,447 "I can do this, I can give in to this, or I can resist it." 544 00:50:36,521 --> 00:50:40,514 And I don't know when your moment was, but I bet you there was one. 545 00:50:40,591 --> 00:50:42,024 I'm going. 546 00:50:44,796 --> 00:50:47,230 - It's not safe out there. - And it's safe in here? 547 00:50:47,298 --> 00:50:49,163 What about your things? 548 00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:52,163 - I don't need things. - Where will you go? 549 00:50:52,436 --> 00:50:53,767 Disappear. 550 00:50:56,607 --> 00:50:59,440 The Sultan has returned bearing gifts. 551 00:51:02,446 --> 00:51:03,777 Thank you. 552 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,485 They're beautiful. 553 00:51:10,555 --> 00:51:13,456 Here's a thing. Alice was at the hotel. 554 00:51:14,225 --> 00:51:15,214 What? 555 00:51:15,359 --> 00:51:18,157 They sell these arty postcards in the lobby. 556 00:51:18,429 --> 00:51:20,863 I bought one to boost your sales. 557 00:51:23,100 --> 00:51:25,762 "Young Woman, London." 558 00:51:27,205 --> 00:51:32,006 And I checked for your book in The Museum of Modern Art. It was there. 559 00:51:32,977 --> 00:51:34,672 Someone bought one. 560 00:51:34,879 --> 00:51:37,541 This guy with a ridiculous little beard. 561 00:51:37,615 --> 00:51:42,279 He was drooling over your photo on the inside cover. He fancied you, the geek. 562 00:51:42,486 --> 00:51:45,649 I was so proud of you. You've broken New York. 563 00:51:46,324 --> 00:51:47,814 You're wonderful. 564 00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:50,791 Don't ever forget it. 565 00:51:54,699 --> 00:51:56,530 Can I still see you? 566 00:52:01,038 --> 00:52:04,007 Dan, can I still see you? Answer me. 567 00:52:04,075 --> 00:52:06,805 I can't see you. If I see you, I'll never leave you. 568 00:52:06,878 --> 00:52:10,279 - What will you do if I find someone else? - Be jealous. 569 00:52:12,149 --> 00:52:14,140 You still fancy me? 570 00:52:15,052 --> 00:52:16,383 Of course. 571 00:52:17,321 --> 00:52:18,618 You're lying. 572 00:52:19,891 --> 00:52:21,449 I've been you. 573 00:52:24,562 --> 00:52:26,223 Will you hold me? 574 00:52:32,103 --> 00:52:35,630 - I amuse you, but I bore you. - No. 575 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:38,906 You did love me? 576 00:52:39,810 --> 00:52:42,472 I'll always love you. I hate hurting you. 577 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,238 Then why are you? 578 00:52:45,483 --> 00:52:47,417 'Cause I'm selfish. 579 00:52:47,885 --> 00:52:51,116 - And I think I'll be happier with her. - You won't. 580 00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:53,620 You'll miss me. 581 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:57,389 No one will ever love you as much as I do. 582 00:52:58,696 --> 00:53:00,857 Why isn't love enough? 583 00:53:02,266 --> 00:53:05,929 I'm the one who leaves. I'm supposed to leave you. 584 00:53:20,952 --> 00:53:23,011 Make some tea, buster. 585 00:54:14,038 --> 00:54:15,733 Why are you dressed? 586 00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:21,542 Because I think you might be about to leave me... 587 00:54:21,612 --> 00:54:24,672 and I didn't want to be wearing a dressing gown. 588 00:54:27,585 --> 00:54:29,917 I slept with someone in New York. 589 00:54:31,155 --> 00:54:32,486 A whore. 590 00:54:33,824 --> 00:54:35,121 I'm sorry. 591 00:54:39,497 --> 00:54:41,328 Why did you tell me? 592 00:54:42,266 --> 00:54:45,064 - I couldn't lie to you. - Why not? 593 00:54:46,404 --> 00:54:48,065 Because I love you. 594 00:55:03,821 --> 00:55:05,152 It's fine. 595 00:55:06,023 --> 00:55:08,014 Really? Why? 596 00:55:13,097 --> 00:55:14,792 Something's wrong. 597 00:55:19,236 --> 00:55:20,567 Tell me. 598 00:55:24,075 --> 00:55:25,906 Are you leaving me? 599 00:55:30,314 --> 00:55:31,975 Because of this? 600 00:55:34,652 --> 00:55:35,812 Why? 601 00:55:37,922 --> 00:55:39,253 Dan. 602 00:55:41,325 --> 00:55:42,622 Cupid? 603 00:55:44,462 --> 00:55:46,054 He's our joke. 604 00:55:47,031 --> 00:55:48,362 I love him. 605 00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:51,701 You're seeing him now? 606 00:55:54,071 --> 00:55:55,663 Since when? 607 00:56:01,212 --> 00:56:04,045 Since my opening last year. 608 00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:06,974 I'm disgusting. 609 00:56:09,653 --> 00:56:11,245 You're phenomenal. 610 00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:14,518 You're so clever. 611 00:56:16,927 --> 00:56:18,690 Why did you marry me? 612 00:56:20,397 --> 00:56:22,888 I stopped seeing him. I wanted us to work. 613 00:56:22,967 --> 00:56:25,959 - Why did you tell me you wanted children? - Because I did. 614 00:56:26,036 --> 00:56:28,869 - And now you want children with him? - Yes. 615 00:56:31,008 --> 00:56:32,566 I don't know. 616 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,604 But we're happy... 617 00:56:38,816 --> 00:56:40,147 aren't we? 618 00:56:45,422 --> 00:56:48,084 - You're gonna go live with him? - You stay here if you want. 619 00:56:48,159 --> 00:56:50,753 I don't give a fuck about the spoils. 620 00:56:52,163 --> 00:56:55,860 You did this to me the day we met. You let me hang myself for your amusement. 621 00:56:55,933 --> 00:56:58,424 Why didn't you just tell me when I walked in the door? 622 00:56:58,502 --> 00:57:01,665 - I was scared. - You're a coward, you spoilt bitch. 623 00:57:03,807 --> 00:57:07,004 Are you dressed because you thought I might hit you? 624 00:57:09,613 --> 00:57:11,205 What do you think I am? 625 00:57:11,282 --> 00:57:13,682 - I've been hit before. - Not by me. 626 00:57:16,387 --> 00:57:18,116 Is he a good fuck? 627 00:57:19,623 --> 00:57:21,147 Don't do this. 628 00:57:21,625 --> 00:57:23,616 Just answer the question. 629 00:57:23,861 --> 00:57:25,522 Is he good? 630 00:57:25,863 --> 00:57:27,194 Yes. 631 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:31,292 Better than me? 632 00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:33,694 - Different. - Better? 633 00:57:36,407 --> 00:57:38,739 - Gentler. - What does that mean? 634 00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:41,703 - You know what it means. - Tell me. 635 00:57:41,779 --> 00:57:43,337 - No. - I treat you like a whore? 636 00:57:43,414 --> 00:57:45,644 - Sometimes. - Why would that be? 637 00:57:46,684 --> 00:57:49,084 - I'm sorry, you're... - Don't say it. 638 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,947 Don't you fucking say: 639 00:57:51,021 --> 00:57:53,819 "You're too good for me." I am, but don't say it. 640 00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:56,553 You're making the mistake of your life. 641 00:57:58,362 --> 00:58:01,854 You're leaving me because you believe that you don't deserve happiness... 642 00:58:01,932 --> 00:58:03,524 but you do, Anna. 643 00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:09,496 Did you have a bath because you had sex with him? 644 00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:12,368 So you wouldn't smell of him? 645 00:58:13,777 --> 00:58:15,938 So you'd feel less guilty? 646 00:58:17,114 --> 00:58:18,706 How do you feel? 647 00:58:19,383 --> 00:58:20,873 Guilty. 648 00:58:22,353 --> 00:58:24,184 Did you ever love me? 649 00:58:25,055 --> 00:58:26,215 Yes. 650 00:58:58,822 --> 00:59:00,653 Did you do it here? 651 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,120 No. 652 00:59:04,561 --> 00:59:05,892 Why not? 653 00:59:08,365 --> 00:59:10,128 Do you wish we did? 654 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,997 Just tell me the truth. 655 00:59:13,904 --> 00:59:15,735 Yes, we did it here. 656 00:59:18,742 --> 00:59:19,902 Where? 657 00:59:24,948 --> 00:59:26,108 There. 658 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:29,983 On this? 659 00:59:34,191 --> 00:59:36,489 We had our first fuck on this. 660 00:59:37,294 --> 00:59:38,989 Did you think of me? 661 00:59:41,832 --> 00:59:43,163 When? 662 00:59:46,236 --> 00:59:48,136 When did you do it here? 663 00:59:48,472 --> 00:59:50,997 - Answer the question! - This evening. 664 00:59:55,813 --> 00:59:57,246 Did you come? 665 00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:02,510 - Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to know. 666 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:05,917 - Yes, I came. - How many times? 667 01:00:05,989 --> 01:00:07,854 - Twice. - How? 668 01:00:08,392 --> 01:00:11,987 - First he went down on me, then we fucked. - Who was where? 669 01:00:12,062 --> 01:00:14,997 I was on top, then he fucked me from behind. 670 01:00:15,065 --> 01:00:17,932 - That's when you came the second time? - God. 671 01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:22,502 - Why is the sex so important? - Because I'm a fucking caveman! 672 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,133 Did you touch yourself while he fucked you? 673 01:00:25,509 --> 01:00:27,033 - You wank for him? - Sometimes. 674 01:00:27,111 --> 01:00:28,976 - And he does? - We do everything... 675 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:31,776 - that people who have sex do. - You enjoy sucking him off? 676 01:00:31,849 --> 01:00:33,077 - You like his cock? - I love it. 677 01:00:33,150 --> 01:00:34,674 - Like him coming in your face? - Yes! 678 01:00:34,752 --> 01:00:37,220 - What does it taste like? - Like you, but sweeter. 679 01:00:37,287 --> 01:00:40,745 That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. 680 01:00:40,824 --> 01:00:42,792 Now fuck off and die... 681 01:00:43,761 --> 01:00:45,626 you fucked-up slag. 682 01:02:09,012 --> 01:02:10,604 I love you. 683 01:02:12,449 --> 01:02:13,939 Thank you. 684 01:02:16,286 --> 01:02:19,778 - What's this room called? - The Paradise Suite. 685 01:02:20,057 --> 01:02:22,992 - How many Paradise Suites are there? - Eight. 686 01:02:28,799 --> 01:02:30,460 Do I have to pay you to talk to me? 687 01:02:30,534 --> 01:02:33,435 No. But if you want to tip me, you're welcome. 688 01:02:38,609 --> 01:02:39,906 Thank you. 689 01:02:41,044 --> 01:02:44,707 I used to come here a million years ago. It was a punk club. 690 01:02:44,915 --> 01:02:46,780 The stage was... 691 01:02:50,087 --> 01:02:52,749 Everything is a version of something else. 692 01:02:53,056 --> 01:02:54,683 Twenty years ago. 693 01:02:55,058 --> 01:02:56,423 How old were you? 694 01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:58,358 - Four. - Christ. 695 01:02:58,562 --> 01:03:02,658 - When I was in flares, you were in nappies. - My nappies were flared. 696 01:03:02,733 --> 01:03:05,327 - You have the face of an angel. - Thank you. 697 01:03:05,402 --> 01:03:07,632 What does your cunt taste like? 698 01:03:07,938 --> 01:03:09,269 Heaven. 699 01:03:13,377 --> 01:03:14,935 How long have you been doing this? 700 01:03:15,012 --> 01:03:17,708 - Three months. - Straight after he left you? 701 01:03:18,248 --> 01:03:19,977 No one left me. 702 01:03:21,718 --> 01:03:24,016 - Nice wig. - Thank you. 703 01:03:24,955 --> 01:03:27,014 Does all this turn you on? 704 01:03:27,124 --> 01:03:28,421 - Sometimes. - Liar. 705 01:03:28,492 --> 01:03:31,518 You're telling me that 'cause you think it's what I want to hear. 706 01:03:31,595 --> 01:03:33,495 You think I'm turned on by it turning you on. 707 01:03:33,564 --> 01:03:37,864 The thought of me creaming myself when I strip for strangers doesn't turn you on? 708 01:03:37,935 --> 01:03:39,926 Put like that, yes. 709 01:03:43,206 --> 01:03:45,834 - Are you flirting with me? - Maybe. 710 01:03:46,843 --> 01:03:49,004 - Are you allowed to flirt with me? - Sure. 711 01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:51,639 - Really? - No, I'm not. I'm breaking all the rules. 712 01:03:51,715 --> 01:03:54,309 - You're mocking me. - Yes, I'm allowed to flirt. 713 01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:55,681 To prize my money from me. 714 01:03:55,752 --> 01:03:58,915 To prize your money from you, I may do or say as I please. 715 01:03:58,989 --> 01:04:00,854 - Except touch. - We're not allowed to touch. 716 01:04:00,924 --> 01:04:02,255 Open your legs. 717 01:04:03,026 --> 01:04:04,254 Wider. 718 01:04:14,671 --> 01:04:16,002 Show me. 719 01:04:21,345 --> 01:04:23,472 So what would happen if I touched you now? 720 01:04:23,547 --> 01:04:25,708 - I'd call security. - What would they do? 721 01:04:25,782 --> 01:04:28,307 They would ask you to leave and not to come back. 722 01:04:28,385 --> 01:04:30,853 - And if I refused to leave? - They would remove you. 723 01:04:30,921 --> 01:04:33,651 Those are security cameras in the ceiling. 724 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,690 I think it's best I don't attempt to touch you. 725 01:04:39,930 --> 01:04:43,161 I'd like to touch you. Later. 726 01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,700 - I'm not a whore. - I wouldn't pay. 727 01:04:47,471 --> 01:04:49,735 Why the fuck did he leave you? 728 01:04:49,940 --> 01:04:52,636 - What's your job? - A question. You asked me a question. 729 01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:54,438 - So? - It's a chink in your armor. 730 01:04:54,511 --> 01:04:56,945 - I'm not wearing armor. - Yes, you are. 731 01:04:57,014 --> 01:04:59,847 - Why are you calling yourself Jane? - Because it's my name. 732 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:01,781 We both know it isn't. 733 01:05:03,086 --> 01:05:05,054 You're all protecting your identities. 734 01:05:05,122 --> 01:05:08,785 There's a girl out there who calls herself Venus. What's her real name? 735 01:05:08,859 --> 01:05:11,327 - Pluto. - You're cheeky. 736 01:05:11,428 --> 01:05:14,329 - Would you like me to stop being cheeky? - No. 737 01:05:15,232 --> 01:05:16,756 What's your name? 738 01:05:18,235 --> 01:05:19,361 Daniel. 739 01:05:20,671 --> 01:05:22,332 Daniel the dermatologist. 740 01:05:22,406 --> 01:05:24,738 - I never told you my job. - I guessed. 741 01:05:25,075 --> 01:05:26,633 You're strong. 742 01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:30,805 There's another one out there. Judging by the scars, a patient of Dr. Tit. 743 01:05:30,881 --> 01:05:33,577 Calls herself Cupid. Who's gonna tell her he was a bloke? 744 01:05:33,650 --> 01:05:37,916 - He wasn't a bloke. He was a little boy. - I want you to tell me your name. 745 01:05:43,226 --> 01:05:44,454 Please. 746 01:05:45,762 --> 01:05:48,560 Thank you. My name is Jane. 747 01:05:49,332 --> 01:05:50,697 Your real name. 748 01:05:52,402 --> 01:05:53,733 Thank you. 749 01:05:54,404 --> 01:05:57,134 - My real name is Jane. - Careful. 750 01:06:00,811 --> 01:06:03,473 Thank you. Still Jane. 751 01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,739 I've got about another £500 here. 752 01:06:05,816 --> 01:06:10,753 Why don't I just give you all this money and you tell me what your real name is... 753 01:06:11,588 --> 01:06:12,782 Alice? 754 01:06:13,490 --> 01:06:14,957 I promise. 755 01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:17,724 Thank you. 756 01:06:18,962 --> 01:06:20,554 My real name... 757 01:06:20,731 --> 01:06:23,427 is plain Jane Jones. 758 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,297 I may be rich, but I'm not stupid. 759 01:06:25,368 --> 01:06:27,632 What a shame, Doc. I love them rich and stupid. 760 01:06:27,704 --> 01:06:29,865 Don't you fuck around with me. 761 01:06:29,940 --> 01:06:32,500 - I apologize. - Accepted. 762 01:06:33,076 --> 01:06:36,512 All the girls in this hellhole, the pneumatic robots... 763 01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:39,071 the coked-up baby dolls, and you're no different. 764 01:06:39,182 --> 01:06:42,242 You all use stage names to con yourselves you're someone else... 765 01:06:42,319 --> 01:06:45,777 so you don't feel ashamed showing your cunts and assholes to strangers. 766 01:06:45,856 --> 01:06:47,323 I'm trying to have a conversation. 767 01:06:47,390 --> 01:06:49,255 - You're out of cash. - I paid for this room. 768 01:06:49,326 --> 01:06:50,384 This is extra. 769 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:52,018 - We met last year. - Wrong girl. 770 01:06:52,095 --> 01:06:53,426 Talk to me! 771 01:06:54,064 --> 01:06:56,624 - I am. - Talk to me in real life. 772 01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:00,236 I didn't know you'd be here. I know who you are. 773 01:07:01,505 --> 01:07:02,904 I love you. 774 01:07:04,407 --> 01:07:06,932 I love everything about you that hurts. 775 01:07:19,923 --> 01:07:21,891 She won't even see me. 776 01:07:23,226 --> 01:07:26,992 - You feel the same. I know it. - You can't cry in here. 777 01:07:27,898 --> 01:07:31,334 - Hold me. Let me hold you. - We're not allowed to touch. 778 01:07:32,435 --> 01:07:35,268 Come home with me. It's safe. Let me look after you. 779 01:07:35,338 --> 01:07:38,068 - I don't need looking after. - Everyone needs looking after. 780 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,109 I'm not your revenge fuck. 781 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:42,873 - I'll pay you. - I don't need your money. 782 01:07:42,946 --> 01:07:44,208 - You have my money. - Thank you. 783 01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:47,808 - "Thank you." Is that some kind of rule? - Just being polite. 784 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,553 Do you get a lot of grown men crying their guts out here? 785 01:07:53,623 --> 01:07:55,591 Occupational hazard. 786 01:07:55,692 --> 01:07:58,126 Have you ever desired a customer? 787 01:07:59,563 --> 01:08:00,825 Yes. 788 01:08:00,897 --> 01:08:03,092 Then put me out of my misery. Do you desire me? 789 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,760 Because I'm being pretty honest about my feelings for you. 790 01:08:05,836 --> 01:08:08,066 - Your feelings? - Whatever. 791 01:08:08,405 --> 01:08:10,305 No, I don't desire you. 792 01:08:11,575 --> 01:08:12,940 Thank you. 793 01:08:13,877 --> 01:08:16,641 Thank you sincerely for your honesty. 794 01:08:24,721 --> 01:08:27,281 You think you haven't give us anything of yourselves? 795 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:30,087 Do you think because you don't love us or desire us... 796 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,754 or even like us, you think you've won? 797 01:08:32,829 --> 01:08:34,319 It's not a war. 798 01:08:40,570 --> 01:08:42,868 If I asked you to strip right now, would you? 799 01:08:42,939 --> 01:08:45,601 - Of course. Do you want me to? - No. 800 01:08:47,244 --> 01:08:50,304 Alice, tell me something true. 801 01:08:51,248 --> 01:08:55,344 Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off... 802 01:08:55,919 --> 01:08:58,080 but it's better if you do. 803 01:08:59,856 --> 01:09:01,255 You're cold. 804 01:09:01,892 --> 01:09:03,917 You're all cold at heart. 805 01:09:05,729 --> 01:09:08,789 What do you have to do to get a bit of intimacy around here? 806 01:09:08,865 --> 01:09:11,925 Maybe next time I'll have worked on my intimacy. 807 01:09:12,335 --> 01:09:16,499 No, I'll tell you what's gonna work. You're gonna take your gear off right now. 808 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:21,033 You're gonna turn around very slowly, and you're gonna bend over... 809 01:09:21,611 --> 01:09:25,877 and you're gonna touch the fucking floor for my viewing pleasure. 810 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:28,684 Is that what you want? 811 01:09:30,086 --> 01:09:31,986 What else could I want? 812 01:10:39,055 --> 01:10:40,386 I'm sorry. 813 01:10:42,726 --> 01:10:44,717 - What happened? - Traffic. 814 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:50,197 - Do you want to go stand in the back? - No, let's have a drink. 815 01:10:54,170 --> 01:10:55,967 You look flushed. 816 01:10:57,073 --> 01:10:59,041 You have no need to run. 817 01:10:59,109 --> 01:11:00,633 - Vodka tonic? - Yes. 818 01:11:00,710 --> 01:11:03,907 - Vodka tonic and a Guinness, please. - Sure. 819 01:11:05,148 --> 01:11:06,581 How was it? 820 01:11:07,784 --> 01:11:08,944 Fine. 821 01:11:09,519 --> 01:11:10,986 You had lunch? 822 01:11:11,688 --> 01:11:12,985 Then what? 823 01:11:14,758 --> 01:11:17,249 - And then we left. - And? 824 01:11:18,128 --> 01:11:19,720 There's no "and." 825 01:11:22,232 --> 01:11:25,929 You haven't seen him in four months. There must be an "and." 826 01:11:26,236 --> 01:11:28,670 - How is he? - Terrible. 827 01:11:37,414 --> 01:11:39,678 - Keep the change. - Thank you, sir. 828 01:11:43,753 --> 01:11:45,744 How is his dermatology? 829 01:11:45,955 --> 01:11:49,721 - He's in private practice now. - Is he? 830 01:11:52,295 --> 01:11:54,695 Was he weeping all over the place? 831 01:11:54,798 --> 01:11:58,029 - Some of the time. - Poor bastard. 832 01:11:58,701 --> 01:12:01,261 Was he difficult? 833 01:12:03,807 --> 01:12:05,968 Are you angry that I saw him? 834 01:12:06,109 --> 01:12:07,770 No. It's just... 835 01:12:09,145 --> 01:12:10,737 I haven't seen Alice. 836 01:12:10,814 --> 01:12:13,442 You can't see Alice. You don't know where she is. 837 01:12:13,516 --> 01:12:15,643 I haven't tried to find her. 838 01:12:17,053 --> 01:12:18,418 You know why I saw him. 839 01:12:18,488 --> 01:12:21,252 He's been begging me for months. I saw him so he'd sign. 840 01:12:21,324 --> 01:12:23,554 - So has he signed? - Yes. 841 01:12:27,997 --> 01:12:29,555 Congratulations. 842 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,264 You're a divorcée. 843 01:12:33,770 --> 01:12:35,499 Double divorcée. 844 01:12:37,507 --> 01:12:38,804 Sorry. 845 01:12:39,843 --> 01:12:41,367 How do you feel? 846 01:12:42,579 --> 01:12:43,739 Tired. 847 01:12:47,917 --> 01:12:49,282 I love you. 848 01:12:50,019 --> 01:12:51,748 And I need a piss. 849 01:13:28,691 --> 01:13:30,215 I hate this place. 850 01:13:31,261 --> 01:13:32,660 At least it's central. 851 01:13:32,729 --> 01:13:35,789 I hate central. Central London's a theme park. 852 01:13:36,766 --> 01:13:41,100 I hate retro. I hate the future. Where does that leave me? 853 01:13:42,205 --> 01:13:43,502 Come back. 854 01:13:44,274 --> 01:13:47,107 - You promised you wouldn't. - Come back. 855 01:13:51,447 --> 01:13:54,507 - How's work? - Jesus. Work's shit, okay? 856 01:14:03,193 --> 01:14:07,061 Do they have waiters here? I love you. Please come back. 857 01:14:07,964 --> 01:14:09,693 I'm not coming back. 858 01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:16,697 Sign. 859 01:14:17,907 --> 01:14:19,169 No pen. 860 01:14:24,681 --> 01:14:25,739 Pen. 861 01:14:28,751 --> 01:14:30,548 Give me back my hand. 862 01:14:40,163 --> 01:14:41,255 Sign. 863 01:14:47,837 --> 01:14:49,930 I'll sign on one condition. 864 01:14:51,774 --> 01:14:55,005 We skip this. We go to my sleek new surgery... 865 01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:58,241 and we christen the patients' bed with our final fuck. 866 01:14:58,314 --> 01:15:00,214 I know you don't want to... 867 01:15:00,650 --> 01:15:04,677 and I know you think I'm sick for asking, but that's what I'm asking. 868 01:15:04,754 --> 01:15:06,449 For old times' sake. 869 01:15:07,257 --> 01:15:09,384 Because I'm obsessed with you. 870 01:15:10,093 --> 01:15:12,789 Because I can't get over you unless... 871 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,427 Because I think, on some small level... 872 01:15:15,498 --> 01:15:18,797 you owe me something for deceiving me so exquisitely. 873 01:15:19,736 --> 01:15:24,105 For all these reasons, I am begging you to give me your body. 874 01:15:26,009 --> 01:15:27,772 You'd be my whore. 875 01:15:28,311 --> 01:15:31,178 And in return, I will pay you with your liberty. 876 01:15:33,116 --> 01:15:36,415 You do this, I swear I will not contact you again. 877 01:15:41,591 --> 01:15:43,422 I'm going to the bar. 878 01:15:44,060 --> 01:15:46,551 I assume you still drink vodka tonic? 879 01:16:08,951 --> 01:16:11,146 You slept with him, didn't you? 880 01:16:37,647 --> 01:16:40,445 - What do you expect me to do? - Understand. 881 01:16:41,718 --> 01:16:43,185 Why didn't you lie to me? 882 01:16:43,252 --> 01:16:45,846 Because we said we'd always tell each other the truth. 883 01:16:45,922 --> 01:16:47,514 What's so great about the truth? 884 01:16:47,590 --> 01:16:50,889 Try lying for a change. It's the currency of the world. 885 01:16:53,096 --> 01:16:57,795 I did what he wanted, and now he will leave us alone. 886 01:17:00,870 --> 01:17:02,235 I love you. 887 01:17:03,439 --> 01:17:06,306 - I didn't give him anything. - Your body? 888 01:17:08,111 --> 01:17:11,603 If Alice came to you, desperate... 889 01:17:12,081 --> 01:17:14,174 with all that love still between you... 890 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:16,309 and she said she needed you to want her... 891 01:17:16,386 --> 01:17:18,479 so she could get over you, you'd do it. 892 01:17:18,554 --> 01:17:21,546 I wouldn't like it either, but I'd forgive you. 893 01:17:21,858 --> 01:17:24,986 - It's kindness. - No, cowardice. 894 01:17:25,194 --> 01:17:27,389 You haven't got the guts to let him hate you. 895 01:17:39,475 --> 01:17:43,206 I'm doing this because I feel guilty, and because I pity you. 896 01:17:43,279 --> 01:17:46,180 - You know that, don't you? - Yes. 897 01:17:47,016 --> 01:17:49,883 - Feel good about yourself? - No. 898 01:18:00,263 --> 01:18:01,628 It's gone. 899 01:18:02,665 --> 01:18:06,795 - We're not innocent anymore. - Don't stop loving me. 900 01:18:06,869 --> 01:18:10,361 I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? 901 01:18:11,140 --> 01:18:14,234 It was a stupid thing to do, and it meant nothing. 902 01:18:14,644 --> 01:18:16,908 If you love me enough, you'll forgive me. 903 01:18:16,979 --> 01:18:19,379 - Are you testing me? - No. 904 01:18:19,982 --> 01:18:23,884 - I do understand. - No. He understands. 905 01:18:26,155 --> 01:18:29,318 All I can see is him all over you. 906 01:18:29,992 --> 01:18:33,393 He's clever, your ex-husband. 907 01:18:34,897 --> 01:18:36,421 I almost admire him. 908 01:18:40,369 --> 01:18:42,360 You going to tell him? 909 01:18:43,973 --> 01:18:45,463 I don't know. 910 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:00,848 Better to be truthful about this kind of thing. 911 01:19:08,164 --> 01:19:09,358 Sign. 912 01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:19,430 I forgive you. 913 01:19:22,879 --> 01:19:24,210 Sign. 914 01:19:28,017 --> 01:19:29,917 I think you enjoyed it. 915 01:19:30,953 --> 01:19:34,480 He wheedles you into bed. The old jokes... 916 01:19:34,557 --> 01:19:38,516 the strange familiarity. I think you had a whale of a time. 917 01:19:38,594 --> 01:19:40,926 And the truth is I'll never know unless I ask him. 918 01:19:40,997 --> 01:19:42,521 Why don't you? 919 01:20:31,080 --> 01:20:32,172 Yes? 920 01:20:33,849 --> 01:20:35,646 You can go in now. 921 01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:46,160 - I want Anna back. - She's made her choice. 922 01:20:46,228 --> 01:20:50,824 I owe you an apology. I fell in love with her. My intention was not to make you suffer. 923 01:20:50,900 --> 01:20:53,960 So where's the apology? You cunt. 924 01:20:54,870 --> 01:20:57,896 I apologize. If you love her, you'll let her go... 925 01:20:57,974 --> 01:20:59,601 so she can be happy. 926 01:20:59,675 --> 01:21:02,473 - She doesn't want to be happy. - Everybody wants to be happy. 927 01:21:02,545 --> 01:21:05,946 Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. 928 01:21:06,015 --> 01:21:08,210 If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed. 929 01:21:08,284 --> 01:21:11,742 They'd have to go out into the world and live, which can be depressing. 930 01:21:11,821 --> 01:21:14,289 - Anna's not a depressive. - Isn't she? 931 01:21:14,357 --> 01:21:17,417 - I love her. - Boo-hoo. So do I. 932 01:21:17,827 --> 01:21:20,625 She's gone back to you because she can't bear your suffering. 933 01:21:20,696 --> 01:21:22,425 You don't know who she is. 934 01:21:22,498 --> 01:21:27,094 - You love her like a dog loves its owner. - And the owner loves the dog for so doing. 935 01:21:27,169 --> 01:21:29,194 You'll hurt her. You'll never forgive her. 936 01:21:29,271 --> 01:21:31,364 Of course I forgive her. I have forgiven her. 937 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:34,705 Without forgiveness we're savages. You're drowning. 938 01:21:34,777 --> 01:21:37,871 - You only met her because of me. - Yeah. Thanks. 939 01:21:37,947 --> 01:21:40,108 It's a joke. Your marriage is a joke. 940 01:21:40,182 --> 01:21:43,674 Here's a good one. She never sent the divorce papers to her lawyer. 941 01:21:43,753 --> 01:21:48,656 Now, to a towering romantic hero like you, I don't doubt I am somewhat common. 942 01:21:48,724 --> 01:21:51,022 But I am, nevertheless, what she has chosen... 943 01:21:51,093 --> 01:21:53,857 and we must respect what the woman wants. 944 01:21:54,964 --> 01:21:58,331 If you go near her again, I swear... 945 01:21:59,301 --> 01:22:01,030 I will kill you. 946 01:22:05,374 --> 01:22:08,502 Okay. I have patients to see. 947 01:22:08,577 --> 01:22:10,772 When she came here, do you think she enjoyed it? 948 01:22:10,846 --> 01:22:13,474 I didn't do it to give her a nice time. 949 01:22:13,549 --> 01:22:15,710 I fucked her to fuck you up. 950 01:22:16,218 --> 01:22:19,813 A good fight is never clean. And of course she enjoyed it. 951 01:22:19,889 --> 01:22:22,483 As you know, she loves a guilty fuck. 952 01:22:22,558 --> 01:22:25,220 - You're an animal. - Yeah? What are you? 953 01:22:25,294 --> 01:22:28,388 You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram. 954 01:22:28,464 --> 01:22:32,093 Have you ever seen a human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood! 955 01:22:32,168 --> 01:22:35,194 Go fuck yourself. You writer! 956 01:22:35,604 --> 01:22:36,969 You liar! 957 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,473 You go check a few facts while I get my hands dirty. 958 01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:42,136 She hates your hands. She hates your simplicity. 959 01:22:42,211 --> 01:22:44,577 I spent the whole of last week talking about you. 960 01:22:44,647 --> 01:22:48,048 I know all your ways. Anna says you fucked her with your eyes closed. 961 01:22:48,117 --> 01:22:52,349 She tells me you wake in the night crying for your mother, you mommy's boy. 962 01:22:52,421 --> 01:22:53,945 I could go on. 963 01:22:56,092 --> 01:22:57,787 Shall we stop this? 964 01:23:03,466 --> 01:23:06,458 It's over. Accept it. 965 01:23:11,540 --> 01:23:14,509 You don't know the first thing about love... 966 01:23:14,944 --> 01:23:17,572 because you don't understand compromise. 967 01:23:26,288 --> 01:23:29,052 - Don't cry on me. - I'm sorry. 968 01:23:31,894 --> 01:23:33,919 I don't know what to do. 969 01:23:34,597 --> 01:23:37,760 You want my advice? You go back to Alice. 970 01:23:40,803 --> 01:23:42,532 She'd never have me. 971 01:23:44,373 --> 01:23:46,967 - She's vanished. - No, she hasn't. 972 01:23:47,243 --> 01:23:49,211 I found her, by accident. 973 01:23:49,678 --> 01:23:51,873 She's working in a club. 974 01:23:53,048 --> 01:23:55,380 Yes, I saw her naked. 975 01:23:56,218 --> 01:23:58,209 No, I did not fuck her. 976 01:23:59,188 --> 01:24:00,849 You spoke to her? 977 01:24:05,694 --> 01:24:07,924 Yes, I know. One minute. 978 01:24:09,398 --> 01:24:10,865 How is she? 979 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:13,028 She loves you... 980 01:24:13,736 --> 01:24:15,761 beyond comprehension. 981 01:24:17,072 --> 01:24:18,801 Your prescription. 982 01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:21,840 It's where she works. 983 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:25,779 Go to her. 984 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:28,480 Thank you. 985 01:24:32,254 --> 01:24:34,745 You still pissing about on the Net? 986 01:24:36,058 --> 01:24:37,525 Not recently. 987 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,452 - I wanted to kill you. - I thought you wanted to fuck me. 988 01:24:41,697 --> 01:24:43,289 Don't get lippy. 989 01:24:45,201 --> 01:24:47,431 I liked your book, by the way. 990 01:24:47,703 --> 01:24:50,797 Thanks. You stand alone. 991 01:24:51,006 --> 01:24:52,496 With Anna. 992 01:24:53,709 --> 01:24:58,476 - You still writing obituaries? Busy? - I was made editor. 993 01:24:58,714 --> 01:25:01,649 - Yeah? How come? - Previous editor died. 994 01:25:05,287 --> 01:25:09,189 Alcohol poisoning. I sat with him for a week in the hospital. 995 01:25:11,493 --> 01:25:13,927 I really do have patients to see. 996 01:25:15,998 --> 01:25:18,489 - Thank you. - For what? 997 01:25:19,802 --> 01:25:22,270 - Being kind. - I am kind. 998 01:25:22,738 --> 01:25:24,865 Your invoice is in the post. 999 01:25:38,687 --> 01:25:40,154 I lied to you. 1000 01:25:41,557 --> 01:25:43,218 I did fuck Alice. 1001 01:25:45,895 --> 01:25:49,854 Sorry for telling you. I'm just not big enough to forgive you. 1002 01:25:52,268 --> 01:25:53,599 Buster. 1003 01:26:24,633 --> 01:26:26,430 Show me the sneer. 1004 01:26:29,471 --> 01:26:31,098 Beautiful. 1005 01:26:31,173 --> 01:26:33,004 You'll wake up the hotel. 1006 01:26:39,682 --> 01:26:41,081 Fuck me. 1007 01:26:42,318 --> 01:26:44,616 Again? We have to get up at 6:00. 1008 01:26:44,687 --> 01:26:48,054 How can one man be so endlessly disappointing? 1009 01:26:48,123 --> 01:26:49,590 That's my charm. 1010 01:26:50,793 --> 01:26:53,489 So where are we going? 1011 01:26:54,229 --> 01:26:55,662 - My treat. - Where are we going? 1012 01:26:55,731 --> 01:26:58,325 My holiday surprise. My rules. 1013 01:26:58,534 --> 01:27:00,695 Where are we going? 1014 01:27:01,971 --> 01:27:04,371 New York. 1015 01:27:06,575 --> 01:27:08,133 You angel. 1016 01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:13,747 - You did remember to pack my passport? - Of course. It's with my passport. 1017 01:27:13,816 --> 01:27:15,078 And where's that? 1018 01:27:15,150 --> 01:27:19,109 In a place where you can't look. No one sees my passport picture. 1019 01:27:24,226 --> 01:27:28,026 When we get on the plane, we'll have been together four years. 1020 01:27:28,797 --> 01:27:30,355 What about the gap? 1021 01:27:30,432 --> 01:27:33,629 You mean trial separation? Didn't work out. 1022 01:27:33,969 --> 01:27:35,664 Happy anniversary. 1023 01:27:41,210 --> 01:27:43,371 I'm going to take my eyes out. 1024 01:27:46,215 --> 01:27:48,740 - What was in my sandwiches? - Tuna. 1025 01:27:49,651 --> 01:27:52,586 - How many stitches did I get? - Two. 1026 01:27:52,654 --> 01:27:54,747 But you should have had three. 1027 01:27:56,058 --> 01:27:58,822 - What was your euphemism? - Disarming. 1028 01:27:59,294 --> 01:28:01,854 Too easy, buster. Next? 1029 01:28:02,297 --> 01:28:05,198 That park. Who'd I go there with? 1030 01:28:06,635 --> 01:28:08,159 Your father. 1031 01:28:09,371 --> 01:28:12,306 Were the chairs in the hospital gray or blue? 1032 01:28:12,941 --> 01:28:15,409 - No idea. - Trick question. They were green. 1033 01:28:15,477 --> 01:28:17,775 You are a trick question. 1034 01:28:23,919 --> 01:28:26,387 How come we never took a vacation? 1035 01:28:27,156 --> 01:28:28,623 We went to the country. 1036 01:28:28,690 --> 01:28:32,649 Doesn't count. You were off making sneaky phone calls... 1037 01:28:32,995 --> 01:28:35,293 to that witch we do not mention. 1038 01:28:40,436 --> 01:28:41,801 Come to bed. 1039 01:28:41,870 --> 01:28:43,394 I need a smoke. 1040 01:28:45,741 --> 01:28:49,040 - How'd you manage to give up? - Deep inner strength. 1041 01:28:59,721 --> 01:29:01,052 Why me? 1042 01:29:02,624 --> 01:29:05,320 You could have chosen anyone. Why me? 1043 01:29:06,462 --> 01:29:08,657 Because you cut off your crusts. 1044 01:29:11,967 --> 01:29:13,229 And this. 1045 01:29:16,772 --> 01:29:19,764 - When are you going to stop stripping? - Soon. 1046 01:29:20,075 --> 01:29:22,805 - You're addicted to it. - No, I'm not. 1047 01:29:22,878 --> 01:29:24,539 It paid for this. 1048 01:29:26,748 --> 01:29:28,545 Tell me what happened. 1049 01:29:30,185 --> 01:29:33,586 - Nothing happened. - But he came to the club. 1050 01:29:34,156 --> 01:29:37,250 Lots of men come to the club. You came to the club. 1051 01:29:51,006 --> 01:29:54,134 - The look on your face. - The look on your face. 1052 01:29:55,878 --> 01:29:58,438 What a face. What a wig. 1053 01:30:04,186 --> 01:30:06,313 I saw this face... 1054 01:30:08,223 --> 01:30:10,555 this vision... 1055 01:30:11,460 --> 01:30:15,362 when you stepped into the road. It was the moment of my life. 1056 01:30:16,798 --> 01:30:20,063 - This is the moment of your life. - You were perfect. 1057 01:30:20,369 --> 01:30:21,859 I still am. 1058 01:30:23,071 --> 01:30:25,039 On the way to the hospital... 1059 01:30:25,374 --> 01:30:27,239 I kissed your forehead. 1060 01:30:27,809 --> 01:30:29,106 You brute. 1061 01:30:29,178 --> 01:30:32,238 The cabbie saw me kissing you. He said, "Is she yours?" 1062 01:30:32,314 --> 01:30:34,305 I said, "Yes, she's mine." 1063 01:30:36,151 --> 01:30:37,641 She's mine. 1064 01:30:45,694 --> 01:30:50,597 So he came to the club, watched you strip, you had a little chat, and that was it? 1065 01:30:52,901 --> 01:30:54,061 Yes. 1066 01:30:58,740 --> 01:31:00,605 You're not trusting me. 1067 01:31:01,443 --> 01:31:04,139 I'm in love with you. You're safe. 1068 01:31:05,013 --> 01:31:07,379 You had every right. I just want to know. 1069 01:31:07,449 --> 01:31:10,213 - Why? - Because I want to know everything. 1070 01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:13,551 Because I'm a lunatic. 1071 01:31:15,123 --> 01:31:16,385 Tell me. 1072 01:31:18,527 --> 01:31:20,358 Nothing happened. 1073 01:31:21,830 --> 01:31:24,799 - You were living with someone else. - What are you justifying? 1074 01:31:24,866 --> 01:31:26,697 I'm not justifying anything. Just saying. 1075 01:31:26,768 --> 01:31:28,895 - What are you saying? - I'm not saying anything. 1076 01:31:28,971 --> 01:31:30,871 I just want the truth. 1077 01:31:32,241 --> 01:31:34,835 - Where are you going? - Cigarettes. 1078 01:31:36,345 --> 01:31:37,710 Everywhere's closed. 1079 01:31:37,779 --> 01:31:40,441 I'll go to the terminal. 1080 01:31:41,250 --> 01:31:42,979 When I get back... 1081 01:31:43,185 --> 01:31:45,153 please tell me the truth. 1082 01:31:47,356 --> 01:31:50,291 - Why? - Because I'm addicted to it. 1083 01:31:50,726 --> 01:31:54,389 Because without it we're animals. 1084 01:31:55,731 --> 01:31:57,096 Trust me. 1085 01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:05,690 I don't love you anymore. 1086 01:33:06,501 --> 01:33:07,798 Since when? 1087 01:33:07,869 --> 01:33:09,029 Now. 1088 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:11,135 Just now. 1089 01:33:12,207 --> 01:33:14,107 I don't want to lie... 1090 01:33:14,776 --> 01:33:17,108 and I can't tell the truth... 1091 01:33:17,546 --> 01:33:18,979 so it's over. 1092 01:33:19,448 --> 01:33:21,109 It doesn't matter. 1093 01:33:21,350 --> 01:33:25,150 - I love you. None of it matters. - Too late. 1094 01:33:27,622 --> 01:33:29,647 I don't love you anymore. 1095 01:33:31,226 --> 01:33:32,454 Goodbye. 1096 01:33:37,632 --> 01:33:39,463 Here's the truth... 1097 01:33:40,335 --> 01:33:42,394 so now you can hate me. 1098 01:33:44,806 --> 01:33:47,138 Larry fucked me all night. 1099 01:33:48,643 --> 01:33:50,270 I enjoyed it. 1100 01:33:51,313 --> 01:33:52,610 I came. 1101 01:33:55,984 --> 01:33:57,474 I prefer you. 1102 01:33:59,988 --> 01:34:01,285 Now go. 1103 01:34:04,192 --> 01:34:05,591 I knew that. 1104 01:34:06,528 --> 01:34:08,018 He told me. 1105 01:34:08,764 --> 01:34:11,756 - You knew? - I needed to hear it from you. 1106 01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:14,998 - Why? - Because he might have been lying. 1107 01:34:15,337 --> 01:34:16,736 I had to hear it from you. 1108 01:34:16,805 --> 01:34:19,968 I would never have told you, because I know you'd never forgive me. 1109 01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:21,668 I would. I have. 1110 01:34:22,511 --> 01:34:25,002 - Why did he tell you? - Because he's a bastard. 1111 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,480 - How could he? - Because he wanted this to happen. 1112 01:34:27,549 --> 01:34:30,211 - But why test me? - Because I'm an idiot. 1113 01:34:30,285 --> 01:34:31,411 Yes. 1114 01:34:32,387 --> 01:34:34,378 I would have loved you... 1115 01:34:35,390 --> 01:34:36,789 forever. 1116 01:34:38,627 --> 01:34:41,255 - Now please go. - Don't do this. Talk to me. 1117 01:34:41,329 --> 01:34:43,229 I am talking. Fuck off. 1118 01:34:43,298 --> 01:34:45,789 No, I'm sorry. You misunderstand. I didn't mean to... 1119 01:34:45,867 --> 01:34:46,856 Yes, you did. 1120 01:34:46,935 --> 01:34:48,459 - I love you. - Where? 1121 01:34:48,537 --> 01:34:50,266 - What? - Show me. 1122 01:34:50,972 --> 01:34:52,667 Where is this love? 1123 01:34:53,475 --> 01:34:57,878 I can't see it. I can't touch it. I can't feel it. 1124 01:34:58,780 --> 01:35:01,874 I can hear it. I can hear some words... 1125 01:35:01,950 --> 01:35:04,942 but I can't do anything with your easy words. 1126 01:35:05,454 --> 01:35:07,888 Whatever you say, it's too late. 1127 01:35:07,956 --> 01:35:11,016 - Please don't do this. - It's done. 1128 01:35:11,860 --> 01:35:15,626 Now please go, or I'll call security. 1129 01:35:16,131 --> 01:35:18,861 You're not in a strip club. There is no security. 1130 01:35:22,370 --> 01:35:24,133 - Why did you fuck him? - I wanted to. 1131 01:35:24,206 --> 01:35:25,696 - Why? - I desired him. 1132 01:35:25,774 --> 01:35:27,765 - Why? - You weren't there. 1133 01:35:27,943 --> 01:35:30,571 - Why him? - He asked me nicely. 1134 01:35:30,645 --> 01:35:31,942 - You're a liar. - So? 1135 01:35:32,013 --> 01:35:34,447 - Who are you? - I'm no one. 1136 01:35:37,185 --> 01:35:40,518 Go on, hit me. That's what you want. Hit me, fucker. 1137 01:37:01,736 --> 01:37:04,330 - Welcome back, Miss Jones. - Thank you. 1138 01:37:05,305 --> 01:37:11,180 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org