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Hold on, I gotta come up!
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I've gotta take
the world's biggest fucking piss.
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We can't be late!
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We won't!
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Who's... who's holding?
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If you 're not, then nobody.
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We were kind of hoping you were.
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- Yeah. How are you not holding?
- Jesus Christ, Shanna.
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It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
with weed when we go out.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, little lady.
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You 're gettin' angry kind of quick,
don't you think?
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I was just teasin' you!
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I'm not angry.
It just would be nice
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if y'all didn't just count on me
all the fucking time
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and surprise me
every once in a while with pot.
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Okay, mean girl
in a high school movie.
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Are you through
having a tantrum?
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I'm not having a tantrum.
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Yes, you are. You've been
in the car all of two seconds,
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and you 're already cursing at me.
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I am not cursing at you.
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You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
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and then before
the sentence was over
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you threw a "fucking" in there
to emphasize your irritatedness.
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Come on, don't fight.
I'll pay for it when we get some.
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One, it is not about the money.
It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
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And two, we're not really fighting.
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Arlene, you've forgotten what
hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
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That wasn't a fight.
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That was Julia
acting like a grumpy bitch
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and me calling her on it
and indulging her at the same time.
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That's how we tolerate each other
after all these years.
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Oh! Billboard!
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So, what's the plan, man?
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Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
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Did you call Rafael
and tell him we're coming?
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- Of course.
- You 're so good.
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I know.
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Okay, is Christian Simonson
gonna be there?
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You bet your ass he is...
with Jesse Letterman.
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Christian Simonson,
the filmmaker, is in town.
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He's got a big thing for Julia.
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If he had a big thing for me,
he'd fucking call me,
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as opposed to disappearing
for six months,
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and he'd get his ass down here
more often than he does.
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And on my birthday
he'd give me a fucking phone call.
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Oh, billboard!
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Yeah, but you get
those legs of yours around him,
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and it's all over.
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Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating
his house in the hills that I am also living in,
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I'll let you know it worked.
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So, margaritas
and Mexican food at Guero's,
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touch base with Chris and Jesse,
tell them about later,
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and make damn sure they come.
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Those other guys'll be waiting for us
at the Texas Chili Parlor.
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Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
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what happened
with you and Nate last night?
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Well, you know, not much.
We just fucking met each other.
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If you don't bust their balls a little bit,
they're never gonna respect you.
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Okay, we're pretty clear
on what it is you didn't do.
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How about enlightening us
on what it is you did do?
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Oh, nothing to write home about.
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We just made out on the couch
for about 20 minutes.
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Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
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Dressed. I said we made out.
We didn't do "the thing. "
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Oh, excuse me for living,
but what is "the thing"?
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You know, it's everything but.
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They call that "the thing"?
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I call it "the thing. "
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Do guys like "the thing"?
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They like it better than "no thing. "
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Okay, I wanna get back
to what it is you did do.
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So you 're making out
on the couch with Nate, right?
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Correct.
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Whose couch?
His or the one in your hotel room?
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What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
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Were you making out
sitting up or lying down?
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We started sitting up,
we worked our way to lying down.
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Hmm. The plot thickens.
Who was on top?
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I was straddling him.
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What else?
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That was it. So we made out
for a little while on the couch...
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and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
so it's time for you to leave. "
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And then he starts to whine,
"Oh, right now?"
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And I said,
"Yup, right now. Let's go. "
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And he says, "Wait, what about this?"
And I said no.
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He said, "What do you mean?
You don't know what I'm gonna say. "
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I said, "I already know what you 're
gonna say, and the answer's no. "
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He said, "Well, how can you say
you know what I'm gonna say?"
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And I said, "Because you 're gonna say,
'Let's just go to sleep together.
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'We don't gotta do nothing.
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'Just cuddle,
sleep next to each other,
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wake up in the morning together. "'
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"No. You 're gonna leave...
but I'll see you tomorrow. "
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Yeah, fuck Nate.
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I mean, he's cute and all,
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but Jesse Letterman
is gonna be all over her.
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Remember...
no hookin' up tonight.
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You can hang out with them,
you can make out with them,
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but no hookin' up with them,
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because we are driving
to Lake L.B.J. tonight,
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and my daddy's pretty clear
about one thing...
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He said, "I am lettin' you
and your girlfriends stay at my lake house,
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not you and a bunch of horny boys
trying to get their fuck on with my daughter. "
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- Your dad talks like that?
- Hell yeah.
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And it's not like
he ain't gonna know, either,
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because when I'm staying at the lake house
with my girlfriends in our bikinis,
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Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
and make sure we don't need anything.
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Look, he's totally harmless
and cute as a bug's ear!
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But you know, when he's got
a bunch of half-naked poontang
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walking the floor of his lake house,
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he just likes to pay us a visit
and make sure we got everything we need.
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And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
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like the six-foot baby giraffe
in the backseat,
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you got a puppy dog for life.
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I have my own relationship with Ben,
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and you 're just jealous
'cause it don't include you.
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You call her dad "Ben"?
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I'm not a child.
That's his name.
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So, when are the boys
showing up?
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They're gonna meet us
at the Chili Parlor.
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Maybe they can bring some pot.
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Fuck that. No.
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I don't wanna be either A,
depending on their fucking ass,
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or B, depending on their ass.
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Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
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we're gonna be stuck with them
all fucking night.
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Ooh! Try Lanna-Frank.
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Best idea you had all day.
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Oh, hey! That's your
last billboard before Guero's!
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Oh, come on, give me a break.
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Oh, come on, my ass!
We said every time.
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Okay.
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Jules, let me get a drag.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my God.
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Hey, this is...
and I's U.T. days, Arlene.
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Hey.
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- You wanna join us?
- For a second, but I'm with some friends.
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Ooh...
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So, you must be... must be...
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So, you must be
the infamous Butterfly.
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Shh!
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She don't know nothing about it.
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- Know about what?
- When were y'all gonna tell her?
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- Soon.
- Tell me what?
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Yeah, now thanks to you,
we've gotta tell her sooner than later.
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All right, cut the shit.
What the fuck is going on?
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I said a little something-something
about you on the air today.
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Julia, what the fuck
did you say about me on the radio?
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All I said was I had
a sexy friend named Butterfly
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who was in from out-of-town
for the weekend,
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and we would be going out
somewhere in Austin tonight,
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and if they were out on the town,
maybe they'd see us.
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And I described you, and I said
that if they spotted you while we were out,
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if they'd do something,
you'd do something.
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Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
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What did you say
and what did you say I'd do?
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Anywho, I could explain what I said,
which would be boring,
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or Marcy over here,
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who is an incredible actress,
could act it out for you,
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which I think will give you a better idea
what you have in store for you tonight.
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Okay, so just tell me your way.
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- So we'll act it out with Marcy?
- Sure.
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Okay, give Marcy your drink.
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Okay, so you 're
in a club or a bar,
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and Marcy's a kind of cute
or kind of hot or kind of sexy
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or better be
fucking hysterically funny,
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but not-funny-looking guy
who you could fuck.
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Got it.
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Okay, Marcy, take it.
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Howdy.
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Hi, there.
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Excuse me, but...
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your name wouldn't be
"Butterfly," would it?
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Yes, it is, and it seems
you have me at a disadvantage.
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Barry.
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Pleased to meet you, Barry.
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Y'all are gettin' me hot!
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Shh!
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So is, uh...
"Butterfly" your real name?
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Yes, it is.
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And how'd you know
my name, Barry?
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I listened to Jungle Julia's show
this mornin'.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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00:11:47,572 --> 00:11:49,904
Oh, yeah, I listen to her show
every morning.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Yeah, she's like
the coolest lady in town.
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Don't you think
she's got a big ass?
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Nah, man!
I like her ass that way.
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She got a black girl's ass.
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Well, that's what she always says,
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but in actual fact, she doesn't
really have a black girl's ass.
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She's got a big ass.
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Okay, what the fuck
are you doing?
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Look who wants
to get to the point all of a sudden.
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Okay, we'll get to the point,
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but for your information,
skinny bitch,
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black men and a whole lot
of motherfuckin' white men
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have had plenty of fun
adoring my ass.
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I don't wear their teeth marks
on my butt for nothing.
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If you 're not gonna buy me a drink,
can I have mine back?
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00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,446
No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
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So, Butterfly...
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can I buy you a drink?
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I'd love one.
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What can I get ya?
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I'll take a margarita.
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Here ya go.
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So, after they buy you a drink
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when they raise
their glass to toast,
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they look you dead in the eye
and repeat this poem...
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"The woods are lovely,
dark and deep
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And I have promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep. "
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Did you hear me, Butterfly?
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"Miles to go before you sleep. "
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And then, if they say that...
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you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
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00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,484
What?
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If they call you "Butterfly,"
buy you a drink, repeat that poem,
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you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
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00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:19,095
That's bullshit.
I ain't giving them nothin'.
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00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:20,791
Well, you can do it or not,
but if you don't,
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everybody in Austin
is gonna think you a chicken shit.
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And I don't think you want
everybody in Austin
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thinking you 're a chicken shit.
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I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
'cause of what you said.
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Oh, come on!
It's gonna be funny!
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Yeah, everything's funny to you two
when it's happening to me.
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Look. You don't have to do it
for anybody you don't want.
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I said you'd do it
for the first guy who says it.
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So, some geek comes over
trying to be cool,
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just tell him you already did it
at another place earlier.
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No harm, no foul,
but you get a free drink out of it.
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But maybe a little later
in the evening,
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you've had a few drinks,
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you 're kind of loosey-goosey,
238
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:57,097
you 're safe with your girls,
239
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,899
then some kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
240
00:13:59,971 --> 00:14:03,771
hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy
comes up and says it...
241
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:07,938
then maybe you did it earlier,
maybe you didn't.
242
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:15,010
She's making me trip.
243
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:19,523
Shut the fuck up.
You made me trip, dumb bitch!
244
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:31,564
You fuckin' idiot!
245
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,499
Any dead soldiers here?
246
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,597
Uh, these two. Thank you.
247
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,967
Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
248
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:22,138
That's a good fucking question.
249
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:33,953
Lanna-Frank!
250
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,149
Where are you?
251
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,190
Well, come over already.
We're waiting for you.
252
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,530
Shit! Hold on!
253
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:57,306
So, where are you?
254
00:16:58,483 --> 00:17:00,508
Come over already.
We're waiting for you.
255
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,545
No. We're not coming over there.
256
00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,785
You come over here
like you said you would.
257
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:09,850
So, is it Shauna and the girls
at the lake house this weekend?
258
00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,396
- Shauna?
- Oh, fuck. I...
259
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,453
No.
260
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:16,466
Now, there is one thing
that every girl in the whole world
261
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,367
whose name is Shanna
has in common with each other.
262
00:17:19,437 --> 00:17:20,995
We all hate the name "Shauna,"
263
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:23,506
and we really hate it
when people call us "Shauna. "
264
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:01,974
Just remember...
265
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,709
it's "Shanna Banana,"
not "Shauna Banauna. "
266
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,980
Okay, but at some point in the evening,
I had fuckability stock.
267
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:11,386
Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but...
268
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:42,142
Okay... Warren's sending over shots,
and you know the house rules.
269
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,916
If he sends over shots,
you gotta do them.
270
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:47,355
- What?
- Hey, them's the rules, baby.
271
00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:50,952
- Warren says it, we do it!
I love that philosophy!
272
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,429
"Warren says it, we do it. "
273
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:55,466
So let's do it!
274
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:56,591
What is it?
275
00:18:56,668 --> 00:19:00,627
Hey, shot first, questions later.
Here we go. Post time!
276
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,103
Mmm!
277
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:07,034
Whoo-hoo!
278
00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:14,482
Now, is that a tasty beverage
or is that a tasty beverage?
279
00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:15,814
What the fuck is it?!
280
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,479
Chartreuse.
281
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,752
The only liquor so good
they named a color after it.
282
00:19:22,627 --> 00:19:24,219
Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
283
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,559
Not me.
284
00:19:26,631 --> 00:19:28,428
I'm going out for a smoke.
285
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,900
Okay, but careful where you keep
that hot flame, all right?
286
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,493
You'll blow up the joint.
287
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,215
Drinks.
What can we get you?
288
00:19:47,285 --> 00:19:48,377
Shanna Banana?
289
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,013
Another big-ass
Long Island iced tea.
290
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,058
Bombay Sapphire
and tonic with no ice.
291
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,854
Good boy.
292
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,538
Oh, hey, Punky.
293
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:21,380
Uh, one of the lights
is off in the parking lot. Flip it.
294
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,451
- Oh! Jesus Christ!
- Whoa-ho!
295
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,683
You scared the fuck out of me,
you shitty asshole!
296
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,283
I swear, Arlene.
I was not trying to scare you.
297
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:05,192
I just... got lucky.
298
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,060
Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
299
00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:08,462
- Let's go inside.
- Wait a minute.
300
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,400
- Why?
- I was thinkin' we could make out.
301
00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:12,458
What, on a porch?
302
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,402
Not even in the bar,
but in front of the entrance?
303
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,497
- Forget it.
- No, in my car.
304
00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:19,168
What, out there?
It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there.
305
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,836
Not in my car it's not.
306
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,471
Look, you won't get wet.
307
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:25,709
I promise you.
308
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,177
You know, most guys
wouldn't brag about that.
309
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,984
Ha ha ha.
310
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,853
I mean...
you know what I mean.
311
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,916
Look, I know you guys
are going to Lake L.B.J.
312
00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:37,325
and we can't come.
313
00:21:38,496 --> 00:21:40,088
I wanna make out...
314
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:42,962
Okay, just stop with the whining.
It's not attractive.
315
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,942
I don't want it super fucking obvious
to everybody in the bar we've been gone,
316
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:56,606
- so we'll make out for six minutes, deal?
- Great.
317
00:21:56,681 --> 00:21:57,978
No, no, no.
Deal or no deal?
318
00:21:58,049 --> 00:22:00,244
If you 're gonna whine
when I pull the plug in six minutes,
319
00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:02,616
we could just walk back
inside the fucking bar right now.
320
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:04,245
- Deal. No whining.
- And no begging.
321
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:06,756
And no begging.
When you say "done," it's done.
322
00:22:06,824 --> 00:22:08,792
I'm gonna remember
you said that.
323
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,020
Okay, let's go.
324
00:22:12,463 --> 00:22:16,263
Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good
and make sure my hair don't get wet.
325
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:51,727
Now, look, you can't look like
you 're trying to get her out of here
326
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,168
before Christian Simonson shows up,
327
00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:55,865
but you've got to get her out of here
before Christian Simonson shows up.
328
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:56,929
Yeah, but what's the point?
329
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:58,976
They're going to Shanna's
daddy's house at Lake L.B.J.,
330
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:00,203
and it's no guys.
331
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:01,836
Absolutely no guys.
332
00:23:01,913 --> 00:23:04,507
Okay. So after we bring
the girls' drinks,
333
00:23:04,582 --> 00:23:09,315
in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
we order two more rounds of shots.
334
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,855
You think they're gonna fall for that?
335
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:14,414
We'll be very convincing.
336
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,121
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
337
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,753
We go to Jäger shots.
338
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:21,990
Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.
339
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,556
Dude, as long as
a guy's buying the booze,
340
00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,659
a fucking bitch
will drink anything.
341
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,068
Come on, dude, we can
at least get one shot of Jäger
342
00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:28,799
down these
fucking bitches' throats.
343
00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:30,966
After that, we'll see if they get
another Jäger shot in them.
344
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,031
You never know.
345
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,510
That could be the shot
that puts them past the point of "fuck it. "
346
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,376
Then all of a sudden
"no guys at the lake house"
347
00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:38,381
turns into a couple of guys
at the lake house.
348
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:39,916
My point exactly.
349
00:23:39,984 --> 00:23:42,111
And I know I can at least get
"Shanna Suck-my-banana"
350
00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:44,882
to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?
351
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,551
- Key Lime Pie.
- Oh, come on, dude.
352
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,957
Even fucking Leroy Brown
would do one more for dessert.
353
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,293
Dude, check it out.
354
00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:57,425
I wonder if B.J.
brought the bear with him.
355
00:23:59,937 --> 00:24:01,131
Jesus.
356
00:24:04,442 --> 00:24:07,206
Dude fucking cut himself
falling out of his time machine.
357
00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,678
Hi, could I get a chicken suit
for Stroker Ace, please?
358
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:45,707
And where did you two disappear to?
359
00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:47,045
I had to get something
out of the car,
360
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:50,349
and Nate was gentlemanly enough
to escort me with his umbrella.
361
00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:52,286
Ah, good for you, Nate.
362
00:24:52,356 --> 00:24:54,790
You see that pretty girl
sitting by herself at the bar?
363
00:24:57,595 --> 00:24:59,222
Who, the dirty hippie?
364
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,128
Meow. She's not a hippie.
365
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,325
She might as well be a hippie.
366
00:25:04,068 --> 00:25:05,626
Thank you, Timmy boy.
367
00:25:06,737 --> 00:25:09,262
Well, do you know
what just happened to her?
368
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:12,104
No, but I know she's
a skinny, fake, blonde bitch.
369
00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:17,240
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were telling a story?
370
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,304
What about her?
371
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:22,178
Hey, Warren!
372
00:25:22,253 --> 00:25:25,381
Is there anybody you could
vouch for to give me a ride home?
373
00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:30,486
Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
374
00:25:30,561 --> 00:25:32,461
You've been eavesdropping?
375
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:35,192
There's eavesdropping
and "can't help but hear. "
376
00:25:35,266 --> 00:25:37,291
I think I belong
in the latter category.
377
00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,264
So, uh, Icy Hot.
378
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:42,568
You 're offering me a ride home?
379
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,269
I'm offering you a lift if when
I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
380
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,574
And when are you
thinking about leaving?
381
00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:50,511
Truthfully,
I'm not thinking about it.
382
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:54,583
But when I do,
you will be the first to know.
383
00:25:54,652 --> 00:25:57,018
Will you be able
to, uh, drive later?
384
00:25:57,088 --> 00:25:59,113
I know looks can be deceiving.
385
00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:02,048
But I'm a teetotaler.
386
00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:04,253
I've been drinking
club soda and lime all night,
387
00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:06,319
and now I'm building up
to my big drink.
388
00:26:06,397 --> 00:26:10,697
- Which is what?
- Virgin piña colada.
389
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:14,437
Okay. Why would
someone who doesn't drink
390
00:26:14,505 --> 00:26:17,372
spend hours at a bar drinking water?
391
00:26:17,441 --> 00:26:21,104
You know, a bar offers
all kind of things other than alcohol.
392
00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,670
Mmm. Really?
393
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,113
Like what?
394
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:28,344
Women.
395
00:26:28,419 --> 00:26:30,887
Nacho grande platters.
396
00:26:30,955 --> 00:26:33,515
The fellowship
of some fascinating individuals,
397
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:34,683
like Warren here.
398
00:26:35,993 --> 00:26:37,585
Alcohol is just a lubricant
399
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:41,029
for all the individual
encounters that a barroom offers.
400
00:26:41,098 --> 00:26:43,566
Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
401
00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,568
I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
402
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:48,231
I'm a stuntman.
403
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:52,675
But that's a very
easy mistake to make.
404
00:26:52,743 --> 00:26:54,734
How do you know my name?
405
00:26:54,812 --> 00:26:57,940
When you were talking with Warren...
406
00:26:58,015 --> 00:26:59,346
couldn't help but overhear.
407
00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,141
Fair enough.
408
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,847
So what's your name, Icy?
409
00:27:05,189 --> 00:27:06,622
Stuntman Mike.
410
00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:09,149
Stuntman Mike's your name?
411
00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:12,025
Tsk. You ask anybody.
412
00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:14,594
Hey, Warren.
413
00:27:14,665 --> 00:27:16,030
Who is this guy?
414
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,931
Stuntman Mike.
415
00:27:18,002 --> 00:27:20,027
And who the hell
is Stuntman Mike?
416
00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:21,332
He's a stuntman.
417
00:27:21,405 --> 00:27:24,238
Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
418
00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:38,853
Yeah!
419
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,151
Yeah!
420
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,251
Let's do 'em!
421
00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:46,990
Salud.
422
00:27:47,064 --> 00:27:48,793
Down the snatch.
423
00:27:48,866 --> 00:27:52,358
You know, Pam,
I think it's time for my big drink.
424
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:57,000
Well, Stuntman Mike,
since I have a tab here,
425
00:27:57,074 --> 00:27:59,201
can I buy you that
virgin piña colada?
426
00:27:59,277 --> 00:28:01,472
Thank you, Pam.
That'd be lovely.
427
00:28:01,545 --> 00:28:03,012
Warren!
428
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,208
A, uh, virgin piña colada
for my stuntman friend
429
00:28:06,284 --> 00:28:08,912
and I'll have another
Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita.
430
00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:10,715
Cabo Wabo, virgin.
431
00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:14,680
- Ah!
- Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
432
00:29:14,752 --> 00:29:16,014
Mwah.
433
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,418
- Hey, baby.
- How are you?
434
00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:20,118
Hey!
435
00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:22,819
Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
436
00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:24,861
Hey.
437
00:29:30,868 --> 00:29:32,836
It's about fucking time.
438
00:29:32,903 --> 00:29:35,201
Well, beggars can't be choosers.
439
00:29:35,806 --> 00:29:37,899
Take a picture.
It lasts longer.
440
00:29:39,176 --> 00:29:40,336
What?
441
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,537
That table.
442
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:43,512
Seems to keep,
um, getting your attention.
443
00:29:43,581 --> 00:29:46,072
Is that the girl
from the billboard outside?
444
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:47,139
Yep.
445
00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:50,381
She sure is a striking-looking woman.
446
00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:52,388
It's got gin, tequila, Jäger...
447
00:29:52,456 --> 00:29:53,445
Look at that hair.
448
00:29:53,524 --> 00:29:54,923
Lots of leave-in conditioner.
449
00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:58,451
Is that jealousy I detect?
450
00:29:58,529 --> 00:30:02,488
Hardly. But if you want
to get with, uh, Jungle Julia,
451
00:30:02,566 --> 00:30:04,397
there's a real easy way to do that.
452
00:30:04,468 --> 00:30:06,026
Really, what would that be?
453
00:30:06,103 --> 00:30:09,539
Get famous. You won't have
to find her... she'll find you.
454
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:12,974
And you don't even want to know
what she did for that billboard.
455
00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:14,567
Enjoy it, cocksucker.
456
00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:16,078
You've earned it.
457
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,081
What did she ever do to you?
458
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,811
We went to school together
from kindergarten through high school.
459
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,819
That's what she did to me.
460
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,481
She was her height right now at 12.
461
00:30:25,556 --> 00:30:27,387
She was a monster.
462
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:31,360
Half the guys she still fucks
she used to terrorize in the fifth grade.
463
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:34,227
And she used to beat you up
and take your chocolate milk, huh?
464
00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:35,822
That pituitary case?
465
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,595
Might have kicked my ass
a couple of times...
466
00:30:37,668 --> 00:30:40,501
sorry, I'm built like a girl,
not a black man...
467
00:30:40,571 --> 00:30:44,234
but I'd die before I ever gave
Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
468
00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:19,604
Hey! Are you
famous or somethin'?
469
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:21,042
Or somethin'.
470
00:31:21,111 --> 00:31:22,476
No, no, no. Really.
471
00:31:23,647 --> 00:31:25,478
Hey, what do... what do you do?
472
00:31:26,383 --> 00:31:27,680
Really?
473
00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:31,653
What I do is work my ass off to get
my own record label off the ground,
474
00:31:31,722 --> 00:31:36,216
but why that girl wanted a picture of me
is because I'm a local D.J.
475
00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:40,129
Wait a minute.
476
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:44,959
You've got a billboard
by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you?
477
00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:46,502
Yeah.
478
00:31:46,570 --> 00:31:48,970
I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
479
00:31:51,809 --> 00:31:53,037
Yeah.
480
00:31:54,745 --> 00:31:56,337
Jungle Julia Lucai.
481
00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:58,347
Stuntman Mike McKay.
482
00:31:58,415 --> 00:31:59,780
Well.
483
00:31:59,850 --> 00:32:02,944
Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
484
00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:05,352
My friends and I are going
to continue to get our weed on.
485
00:32:05,422 --> 00:32:06,684
Would you care for some?
486
00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:08,190
Thank you, Julia,
487
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,126
but just the same...
no thanks.
488
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:12,719
- Suit yourself.
- But you know...
489
00:32:22,806 --> 00:32:24,740
Oh, shit.
490
00:32:24,808 --> 00:32:25,968
Ah! My God.
491
00:32:28,779 --> 00:32:29,939
Sorry. It's nothing.
492
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:34,916
What the fuck was that?
493
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,355
You got some voucher here.
494
00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:43,086
I asked him
what movies you worked on.
495
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,855
No fuckin' clue.
496
00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:48,160
Well, technically I really don't know
if he's ever done anything for sure.
497
00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:51,201
I mean, he shows me
an episode of High Chaparral.
498
00:32:51,268 --> 00:32:52,667
a guy falls off a horse,
499
00:32:52,736 --> 00:32:53,828
he says it's him.
500
00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,836
You know the show The Virginian?
501
00:32:59,543 --> 00:33:02,239
Yeah, well, there was another
actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
502
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,178
and I looked like him a bit...
503
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,411
well, obviously
before I cut myself shaving.
504
00:33:07,484 --> 00:33:09,452
Tsk. Aww, I like it.
505
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:13,752
Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet
you make sugar taste just like salt.
506
00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:17,260
Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
doubling Gary Clarke.
507
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,059
And, uh... then that show turned
into The Men of Shiloh.
508
00:33:21,131 --> 00:33:23,861
they brought on Lee Majors,
and I doubled him.
509
00:33:23,934 --> 00:33:27,199
From that point on
I specialized mostly in car stunts.
510
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:30,832
Yeah, I did damn near
the whole third season of Vega$.
511
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,138
I was Robert Urich's driving double.
512
00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:36,077
And then Bob
did another show, Gavilan.
513
00:33:36,146 --> 00:33:38,637
and he brought me
with him on that, till...
514
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,679
And after that...
515
00:33:45,856 --> 00:33:49,223
Do you know any of these shows
or people I'm talkin' about?
516
00:33:49,293 --> 00:33:50,658
Sorry.
517
00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:51,717
- No?
- Mm-mm.
518
00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:53,456
No, no.
519
00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:01,266
So how exactly does one
become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
520
00:34:03,507 --> 00:34:07,671
Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough
to throw himself down a flight of stairs
521
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:10,475
can usually find somebody
to pay him for it.
522
00:34:10,547 --> 00:34:14,176
But really I got into the business the way
most people get into the stunt business.
523
00:34:14,251 --> 00:34:15,513
How's that?
524
00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:18,077
- My brother got me in it.
- Well, who's your brother?
525
00:34:18,155 --> 00:34:19,520
Stuntman Bob.
526
00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:34,264
I'm ready to blaze!
527
00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,205
Finally, yeah.
You need to catch up with us.
528
00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:39,538
- Now the party can start.
- Yep.
529
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,943
Anywho, I'm sorry.
You forgive me?
530
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,681
But you have to be real nice to me
for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
531
00:34:48,752 --> 00:34:50,913
Promise.
You ready to go to the lake?
532
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:51,977
Mm-hmm.
533
00:34:52,056 --> 00:34:54,820
- How about your friend, bring him?
- I thought no boys.
534
00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:57,122
If you really want him to come,
Shanna won't mind.
535
00:34:57,194 --> 00:34:59,788
So how about it?
Boys or just us girls?
536
00:34:59,863 --> 00:35:01,558
Mmm, us girls.
537
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:02,929
Good idea.
538
00:35:04,835 --> 00:35:05,927
Ladies?
539
00:35:08,305 --> 00:35:09,294
Thanks.
540
00:35:10,474 --> 00:35:12,203
Cheers, Butterfly.
541
00:35:14,611 --> 00:35:18,911
"The woods are lovely,
dark, and deep...
542
00:35:18,982 --> 00:35:20,745
"And I have promises to keep,
543
00:35:20,818 --> 00:35:24,219
And miles to go
before I sleep. "
544
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,256
Did you hear me, Butterfly?
545
00:35:27,357 --> 00:35:31,259
"Miles to go
before you sleep. "
546
00:35:33,163 --> 00:35:34,653
Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
547
00:35:34,732 --> 00:35:35,892
Mike.
548
00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:37,363
Mike.
549
00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:39,425
She already broke off that dance.
550
00:35:39,503 --> 00:35:40,993
Is that true?
551
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:45,267
Did I miss my chance?
552
00:35:48,011 --> 00:35:50,036
Do I frighten you?
553
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:56,350
Is it my scar?
554
00:35:58,522 --> 00:36:00,251
It's your car.
555
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,383
Ah, yeah, I know.
556
00:36:02,459 --> 00:36:04,620
Sorry.
557
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,526
It's my mom's car.
558
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,661
Have you been following us?
559
00:36:10,734 --> 00:36:13,430
No, but that's
what I love about Austin...
560
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:15,768
it's just so damn small.
561
00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:18,467
- You've seen this guy before?
- I saw him outside of Guero's.
562
00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:20,942
And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
563
00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:24,840
You saw my car,
I saw your legs.
564
00:36:24,915 --> 00:36:28,248
Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
565
00:36:28,318 --> 00:36:30,286
So you really weren't following us?
566
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:34,188
I'm not following you, Butterfly.
I just... got lucky.
567
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:40,760
So, how about that lap dance?
568
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:42,560
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
569
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,999
and she did it
earlier this evening at Antone's.
570
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:48,495
- No, she didn't.
- How do you know?
571
00:36:48,572 --> 00:36:50,597
I'm good that way.
572
00:36:50,674 --> 00:36:54,474
- Tsk. And you look a little touchéd.
- What's "touchéd"?
573
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:55,739
Wounded, slightly.
574
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:57,075
Why should I be wounded?
575
00:36:57,147 --> 00:37:00,116
Because you expected guys
to be pestering you all night,
576
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:02,948
but from your look I can tell
nobody pestered you at all.
577
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,622
That kind of hurt your feelings
a little bit, didn't it?
578
00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:13,595
There are few things as fetching
as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
579
00:37:17,367 --> 00:37:18,356
So...
580
00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:23,470
How about that lap dance?
581
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,303
I think I'm going
to have to give you a rain check.
582
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:32,410
Well, since you'll be leaving
in the next couple of days,
583
00:37:32,482 --> 00:37:34,473
that rain check'll be worthless.
584
00:37:36,753 --> 00:37:37,777
But that's okay.
585
00:37:39,656 --> 00:37:41,920
I understand
if I make you uncomfortable.
586
00:37:42,759 --> 00:37:44,590
You 're still a nice girl.
587
00:37:44,661 --> 00:37:46,458
And I still like you.
588
00:37:47,865 --> 00:37:50,026
But I must warn you of something.
589
00:37:51,235 --> 00:37:53,726
You know how people say,
590
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:55,499
"You 're okay in my book,"
591
00:37:55,572 --> 00:37:58,837
or, "In my book, that's no good. "
592
00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:04,575
Well, I actually have a book.
593
00:38:04,648 --> 00:38:08,550
And everybody
I ever meet goes in this book.
594
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:13,022
And now I've met you,
and you 're goin' in the book.
595
00:38:14,491 --> 00:38:16,288
Except...
596
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,490
I'm afraid I must file you...
597
00:38:20,564 --> 00:38:22,498
under...
598
00:38:22,566 --> 00:38:24,090
"Chicken Shit. "
599
00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,465
And what if I did it?
600
00:38:26,536 --> 00:38:28,800
Well, I definitely couldn't
file you under "Chicken Shit,"
601
00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:30,965
then, now, could I?
602
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:32,338
What's your name again?
603
00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,645
- Stuntman Mike.
- Well, Stuntman Mike...
604
00:38:36,713 --> 00:38:38,271
I'm Butterfly.
605
00:38:38,348 --> 00:38:42,876
My friend Jungle Julia over here says
that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
606
00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:44,682
Yeah, it is.
607
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:45,744
Yeah.
608
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:49,054
Well, why don't you go
get ready for your lap dance?
609
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:06,166
What about "kind of cute,
kind of hot, kind of sexy,
610
00:39:06,243 --> 00:39:08,074
"hysterically funny
but not funny-looking guy
611
00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:10,978
who you could fuck"
did you not understand?
612
00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:03,547
I'm driving.
613
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,748
We're gonna go somewhere else,
gonna go hang out.
614
00:42:06,823 --> 00:42:07,812
Ready to go?
615
00:42:07,891 --> 00:42:09,085
Yeah.
616
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,922
- Bye.
Bye.
617
00:42:14,197 --> 00:42:16,427
I think you got Mike laid tonight.
618
00:42:18,034 --> 00:42:20,195
Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
619
00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:23,272
He's just giving me a ride.
620
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,364
Oh, no doubt.
621
00:42:24,441 --> 00:42:26,739
Have a nice ride!
622
00:42:28,145 --> 00:42:30,010
Look, double fucks.
623
00:42:34,351 --> 00:42:36,319
I am not gonna fuck him.
624
00:42:36,386 --> 00:42:37,819
I can hear you.
625
00:42:39,256 --> 00:42:42,748
- He's old enough to be my dad.
- I can still hear you.
626
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,156
Bye.
627
00:42:47,230 --> 00:42:48,288
Bye-bye!
628
00:42:54,671 --> 00:42:56,639
Wow, that's fucking scary.
629
00:42:56,706 --> 00:42:58,731
Yeah, well, I wanted it
to be impressive and...
630
00:42:58,808 --> 00:43:00,833
scary tends to impress.
631
00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:03,439
Is it safe?
632
00:43:03,513 --> 00:43:05,481
No, it's better than safe.
633
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:07,176
It's death-proof.
634
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,775
How do you make a car death-proof?
635
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:11,650
Well, that's what stuntmen do.
636
00:43:11,721 --> 00:43:14,349
You've seen a movie where
a car gets into some smash-up
637
00:43:14,424 --> 00:43:16,858
there ain't no way in hell
anybody's walking away from?
638
00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:17,916
Yeah.
639
00:43:17,994 --> 00:43:20,485
Well, how do you
think they accomplish that?
640
00:43:20,564 --> 00:43:22,589
CGI?
641
00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:26,602
Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
more often than not, you 're right.
642
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,934
Tsk. But back
in the all-or-nothin' days...
643
00:43:29,005 --> 00:43:32,805
Vanishing Point days,
the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days,
644
00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:34,537
the White Line Fever days...
645
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:37,580
real cars smashing into real cars.
646
00:43:37,647 --> 00:43:40,275
Real dumb people driving 'em.
647
00:43:40,350 --> 00:43:43,376
So, give the stunt team
the car you want to smash up,
648
00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:46,013
they take her and reinforce
that fucker everywhere and...
649
00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:47,078
Voila!
650
00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:50,593
You got yourself
a death-proof automobile.
651
00:43:52,128 --> 00:43:55,723
That makes sense. I just didn't know
you could make a car death-proof.
652
00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:59,599
Well, I can drive this baby into
a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour.
653
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:01,870
Just for the experience.
654
00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:10,842
Why is your passenger seat in a box?
655
00:44:10,914 --> 00:44:12,438
Well, this is a movie car.
656
00:44:12,515 --> 00:44:16,042
Sometimes when you 're shootin' a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car...
657
00:44:16,119 --> 00:44:18,280
you know, shoot the crash
from the inside.
658
00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,290
That's where you put the camera.
They call it a "crash box. "
659
00:44:24,027 --> 00:44:25,688
There you go.
660
00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:28,060
You know, when you
asked to drive me home,
661
00:44:28,131 --> 00:44:30,031
you didn't mention your car
didn't have a passenger seat.
662
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:33,092
Yeah, well, actually,
I didn't ask to drive you home.
663
00:44:33,169 --> 00:44:35,069
You asked me for a ride,
and I said, "Yes. "
664
00:44:35,138 --> 00:44:36,469
But look at the bright side, Pam...
665
00:44:36,539 --> 00:44:39,508
I won't be gettin' fresh,
putting my hand on your knee.
666
00:44:41,311 --> 00:44:43,108
That is a bright side.
667
00:44:44,147 --> 00:44:45,307
I thought so.
668
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,740
Well, Pam...
669
00:45:12,809 --> 00:45:14,071
which way are you going?
670
00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,975
- Left or right?
- Right.
671
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,014
Ah, that's too bad.
672
00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:19,706
Why?
673
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:23,651
Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
on whether you'd be going left or right.
674
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,847
You see, we're both going left.
675
00:45:25,922 --> 00:45:27,913
You could have just
as easily been going left, too,
676
00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,288
and if that was the case,
677
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:32,021
it would have been a while
before you started getting scared.
678
00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:34,461
But since
you 're going the other way,
679
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:36,089
I'm afraid...
680
00:45:36,166 --> 00:45:39,567
you 're gonna
have to start getting scared...
681
00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:40,694
immediately.
682
00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:41,862
What the fuck?!
683
00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:53,212
Cocksucking motherfucker!
684
00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:54,875
Just fucking let me out of here!
685
00:45:54,951 --> 00:45:56,509
I'll fucking rip your fucking...
686
00:45:56,586 --> 00:45:57,985
Stop the fucking car!
687
00:45:58,054 --> 00:45:59,885
Why are you being such a shit?
688
00:46:40,163 --> 00:46:41,960
Okay.
689
00:46:42,031 --> 00:46:43,430
Here's the thing.
690
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,593
I get it.
691
00:46:45,668 --> 00:46:48,364
I... I know it's a joke,
and super funny.
692
00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:52,938
Um, but if you just stop right now,
693
00:46:53,009 --> 00:46:55,409
you know, and... and let me out,
694
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:58,845
I'll never tell anybody
because I know it's a joke.
695
00:46:58,915 --> 00:47:00,246
I know all about jokes.
696
00:47:00,316 --> 00:47:01,749
Ha ha ha!
697
00:47:01,818 --> 00:47:05,254
I promise everything'll be fine.
698
00:47:05,321 --> 00:47:07,812
Just... just... just let me out.
699
00:47:07,891 --> 00:47:08,880
Please?
700
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,721
- And... and... and...
- Hey, Pam!
701
00:47:11,795 --> 00:47:15,287
Remember when I said
this car was death proof?
702
00:47:15,365 --> 00:47:18,630
Well, that wasn't a lie.
703
00:47:18,701 --> 00:47:21,295
This car is 100% death proof.
704
00:47:22,205 --> 00:47:25,174
Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
705
00:47:25,241 --> 00:47:28,233
you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
706
00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:09,277
Now I gotta catch me
my other girlfriends.
707
00:48:23,766 --> 00:48:24,755
No, no, no, no, no, no.
708
00:48:24,834 --> 00:48:28,065
It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick and Tich.
709
00:48:28,972 --> 00:48:30,530
So, you got it?
710
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,474
Thanks, honey.
You 're gonna play it next song, right?
711
00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,576
Good boy.
712
00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:39,708
Growl!
713
00:48:39,782 --> 00:48:41,841
Bye-bye.
714
00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:43,351
Who do you want to hear?
715
00:48:43,419 --> 00:48:45,319
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
716
00:48:45,388 --> 00:48:46,650
Who?
717
00:48:46,723 --> 00:48:50,352
Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, and Tich.
718
00:48:50,426 --> 00:48:51,825
Who the fuck are they?
719
00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:54,693
For your information,
Pete Townshend, at one point,
720
00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:56,527
almost quit The Who,
and if he had,
721
00:48:56,599 --> 00:48:58,260
he would have ended up in this group,
722
00:48:58,334 --> 00:49:02,065
thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
Beaky, Mick, Tich, and Pete.
723
00:49:02,138 --> 00:49:03,696
And if you ask me,
he should have.
724
00:49:04,841 --> 00:49:07,173
That's my boy!
725
00:50:55,818 --> 00:50:58,252
I want to hear
this part of the song louder!
726
00:51:45,668 --> 00:51:47,329
Do you remember anything?
727
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:51,570
Uh... I... I don't remember.
728
00:51:55,144 --> 00:51:56,577
Doctor Block.
729
00:52:03,453 --> 00:52:08,522
Self-restraints to Room 310.
730
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:15,028
Well. What's the patient's
prognosis, Dr. Block?
731
00:52:15,098 --> 00:52:17,328
I don't really see
it's any of your business.
732
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,231
Come on now, Sis.
733
00:52:19,302 --> 00:52:21,600
You just tell us.
734
00:52:21,671 --> 00:52:23,002
How bad is he?
735
00:52:27,677 --> 00:52:29,406
He got banged up real good.
736
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:33,882
Busted nose, broken collarbone,
smashed up his left index finger.
737
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:35,144
Is that it?
738
00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:38,682
He was real lucky.
739
00:52:40,890 --> 00:52:42,653
That'll be all?
740
00:52:42,725 --> 00:52:46,024
Well, that's more than enough,
and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block.
741
00:52:49,866 --> 00:52:51,356
Son of a bitch.
742
00:52:52,902 --> 00:52:54,494
So, Pop.
743
00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:56,094
What do you think?
744
00:52:56,172 --> 00:52:58,003
Well, Son Number One,
745
00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:02,238
what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
I hesitate to speak it out loud.
746
00:53:03,279 --> 00:53:05,543
Well, give it a shot.
747
00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:08,641
Well, what we have here
is a case of vehicular homicide.
748
00:53:08,718 --> 00:53:11,448
That ol' boy in there
murdered them pretty little gals.
749
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:15,287
I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet,
but they're dead just the same.
750
00:53:16,859 --> 00:53:19,885
Well, what are you gonna do?
751
00:53:19,962 --> 00:53:21,657
Not a goddamn thing.
752
00:53:21,731 --> 00:53:23,995
D.A. says there ain't no crime here.
753
00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:29,838
Every one of them gals was swimming
in alcohol and floatin' on weed,
754
00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:33,774
and old Hooper in there
came out clean as a whistle.
755
00:53:33,843 --> 00:53:38,246
Now, you actually think that he
premeditatively murdered them gals?
756
00:53:38,314 --> 00:53:40,077
Well, I can't prove it.
757
00:53:40,149 --> 00:53:43,312
But since thinkin' don't cost nothin',
I can think it, and I do.
758
00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:46,753
Yeah, but Pop, he got
pretty banged up himself.
759
00:53:46,823 --> 00:53:49,348
Well, hell yeah,
he got banged up, but goddamn...
760
00:53:49,425 --> 00:53:52,155
I mean, them pretty little gals in there
look like a goddamn giant
761
00:53:52,228 --> 00:53:53,923
chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
762
00:53:53,996 --> 00:53:55,361
Did any of 'em survive?
763
00:53:55,431 --> 00:53:57,331
Shit.
764
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,868
Two tons of metal,
200 miles an hour,
765
00:53:59,936 --> 00:54:02,336
flesh and bone
and plain old Newton...
766
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,498
they all princess died.
767
00:54:11,614 --> 00:54:13,013
Why?
768
00:54:13,082 --> 00:54:17,382
Well, I'd guesstimate
it's a sex thing.
769
00:54:17,453 --> 00:54:19,444
The only way I can figure it.
770
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:24,653
High-velocity impact,
twisted metal, busted glass,
771
00:54:24,727 --> 00:54:27,787
all four souls taken
exactly the same time.
772
00:54:29,131 --> 00:54:33,124
Probably the only way that diabolical
degenerate can shoot his goo.
773
00:54:34,303 --> 00:54:36,828
Yeah, I think the only thing
we can dream of getting that bastard on
774
00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:40,398
is vehicular manslaughter
for the hitchhiker in the death box.
775
00:54:40,476 --> 00:54:43,343
That was just plain old,
goddamn reckless endangerment.
776
00:54:43,412 --> 00:54:46,404
But I got me a goddamn bartender
777
00:54:46,482 --> 00:54:50,111
gonna testify that ol' Stuntman
Mike didn't drink a drop all night.
778
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,753
And his passenger
was left stranded by her date,
779
00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:57,554
in the goddamn rain, no less,
and she asked him for the fucking ride.
780
00:54:57,627 --> 00:55:01,461
Now, on paper, this is gonna look
like he was just trying to help her out.
781
00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:03,828
I mean, that's the way
the jury's gonna see it.
782
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:06,095
So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
783
00:55:06,168 --> 00:55:07,260
Tsk.
784
00:55:07,336 --> 00:55:10,271
Well, I could take it
upon myself to work the case,
785
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:15,913
Search for evidence,
you know, prove my theory.
786
00:55:15,986 --> 00:55:17,248
Alert authorities.
787
00:55:17,321 --> 00:55:20,916
Dog that rotten son of a bitch...
wherever he goes, I go.
788
00:55:20,991 --> 00:55:26,122
Or I could spend the same
goddamn amount of time and energy
789
00:55:26,197 --> 00:55:29,132
following the NASCAR circuit.
790
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,360
Hmm. I've thought about it a lot.
791
00:55:31,434 --> 00:55:34,892
I think I'd have a hell
of a lot happier life if I did the latter.
792
00:55:34,971 --> 00:55:35,960
And just because I can't
793
00:55:36,039 --> 00:55:40,271
punish Old Frankenstein
in there for what he's done,
794
00:55:40,343 --> 00:55:43,141
I'm gonna tell you
like the Lord told John...
795
00:55:43,213 --> 00:55:45,204
if he ever does it again,
796
00:55:45,281 --> 00:55:48,580
I can make goddamn sure
he don't do it in Texas.
797
00:57:14,567 --> 00:57:17,730
Are you on the same floor as him?
No, he's on the fourth.
798
00:57:17,804 --> 00:57:20,136
- And who's in whose room?
- He's in mine.
799
00:57:20,206 --> 00:57:21,468
And so what happened then?
800
00:57:21,541 --> 00:57:25,807
We made out for about ten minutes,
and then I sent him off to his room.
801
00:57:25,879 --> 00:57:29,474
- So how's the Rock as a kisser?
- Mm, he's damn good.
802
00:57:29,549 --> 00:57:32,347
He's got them mushy lips,
smooth fingertips.
803
00:57:32,419 --> 00:57:34,319
Mm, I love them mushy lips.
804
00:57:34,387 --> 00:57:37,515
He's a big guy, so he spins me around
so my back is up against him,
805
00:57:37,590 --> 00:57:40,150
takes his big hand
and puts it on my throat,
806
00:57:40,226 --> 00:57:44,686
tilts my head back and leans over me,
kisses me from behind.
807
00:57:44,764 --> 00:57:46,162
Damn, that sounds sexy!
808
00:57:46,231 --> 00:57:47,755
It was sexy.
809
00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:51,735
But then that was it?
You sent him off? How'd he take it?
810
00:57:51,804 --> 00:57:53,499
Wait a minute, what are we doing here?
811
00:57:53,572 --> 00:57:57,303
If I'm gonna power through and pick up
Zoë at the airport, I need coffee.
812
00:57:57,376 --> 00:58:01,210
Since you 're getting that, can you get
some more vodka and sugar-free Red Bull?
813
00:58:03,582 --> 00:58:04,879
We didn't know you were awake.
814
00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:06,645
I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
815
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:09,813
But get some more vodka
and some sugar-free Red Bull anyway.
816
00:58:10,589 --> 00:58:12,056
And some Red Apple Tans.
817
00:58:12,124 --> 00:58:14,592
Damn, I didn't stop
to get you bitches groceries.
818
00:58:16,829 --> 00:58:19,262
- You remember how to get to the airport?
Uh-huh.
819
00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:22,163
Then you should get behind the wheel,
'cause you gonna drive.
820
00:58:24,035 --> 00:58:25,525
Motherfuckers.
821
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,254
They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
822
00:58:44,322 --> 00:58:46,916
They got regular Red Bull
and sugar-free G.O. juice.
823
00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:49,721
G.O.
G.O.!
824
01:00:31,593 --> 01:00:34,425
Where the hell are my keys?
Here they are.
825
01:00:35,796 --> 01:00:38,424
Sorry, I didn't mean to give
you a concert there.
826
01:00:38,499 --> 01:00:40,626
No, it wasn't you.
827
01:00:40,701 --> 01:00:43,397
That guy bumped into my feet
when he walked by.
828
01:00:44,838 --> 01:00:47,671
I don't know why,
but that kind of creeped me out.
829
01:01:13,266 --> 01:01:14,790
Little dick.
830
01:01:16,636 --> 01:01:17,967
Clearly.
831
01:01:19,572 --> 01:01:24,600
Since I'm up,
I might as well hit the ATM.
832
01:01:25,945 --> 01:01:28,004
Get me a fuckin' smoke.
833
01:02:52,195 --> 01:02:53,958
What?
834
01:02:54,030 --> 01:02:55,998
Did you just see the...
835
01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:57,054
What?
836
01:02:59,335 --> 01:03:00,461
Nothing, honey.
837
01:03:24,092 --> 01:03:25,081
Y'ello.
838
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,491
It's me.
839
01:03:26,561 --> 01:03:27,858
Miss me?
840
01:03:29,364 --> 01:03:31,958
You best get your ass
off Kim's car.
841
01:03:32,034 --> 01:03:35,800
- I've seen Kim sit on it before.
- Her ass ain't your ass.
842
01:03:35,871 --> 01:03:40,308
Okay. So, I think I'm in
this month's issue of Allure.
843
01:03:43,879 --> 01:03:45,369
You got Allure?
844
01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:47,347
Magazines by the window.
845
01:04:01,729 --> 01:04:03,390
Here you are!
846
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,095
You hot mama, you.
847
01:04:08,169 --> 01:04:10,000
See you in a second.
848
01:04:10,071 --> 01:04:13,165
$3.85... out of 20.
849
01:04:17,278 --> 01:04:20,270
And you get 16 and change back.
Thank you very much.
850
01:04:22,650 --> 01:04:25,881
You know, I got other fashion magazines
for sale behind the counter.
851
01:04:28,422 --> 01:04:30,856
No, that's okay.
This'll be all.
852
01:04:30,925 --> 01:04:32,084
Thought I'd ask.
853
01:04:32,158 --> 01:04:33,921
- Thanks anyway.
- Have a good one.
854
01:04:37,063 --> 01:04:39,725
I got this month's issue
of Italian Vogue.
855
01:04:44,971 --> 01:04:46,233
This month's?
856
01:04:48,074 --> 01:04:50,338
Listen to this.
857
01:04:50,410 --> 01:04:55,143
The Circle A clerk has
this month's issue of Italian Vogue.
858
01:04:55,215 --> 01:04:56,375
- No way.
- Way!
859
01:04:56,449 --> 01:04:58,940
I can't believe fuckin' Circle A
carries Italian Vogue.
860
01:04:59,018 --> 01:05:01,452
It doesn't. It's his own personal copy.
861
01:05:01,521 --> 01:05:03,785
He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
862
01:05:03,857 --> 01:05:05,721
27 bucks?
863
01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:08,225
What the fuck do you care?
We're talking about per diem here.
864
01:05:08,293 --> 01:05:11,194
We found an issue of Italian Vogue
in Lebanon, Tennessee.
865
01:05:11,263 --> 01:05:13,197
We're lucky he's not asking
for fuckin' Krugerrands.
866
01:05:13,265 --> 01:05:15,392
I'm getting it, and we're
splitting it three ways.
867
01:05:15,467 --> 01:05:16,729
What, me, you, and Kim?
868
01:05:16,802 --> 01:05:18,633
Kim doesn't give
a shit about Italian Vogue.
869
01:05:18,704 --> 01:05:22,367
but Brandy'll come in with us,
and if she won't, Tisla, her sister, will.
870
01:05:23,208 --> 01:05:26,177
Okay, but if anybody tears out
any sheets I want,
871
01:05:26,245 --> 01:05:29,612
you gotta make color Xeroxes
of those pages, and I'm not talking Kinko's.
872
01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:33,708
You take it to the art department
and have them do it fuckin' right.
873
01:05:51,435 --> 01:05:53,733
Whoo!
874
01:05:57,375 --> 01:05:58,603
Oh, my God!
875
01:06:06,751 --> 01:06:08,150
Got it!
876
01:06:17,761 --> 01:06:19,786
...the actress...
877
01:06:31,274 --> 01:06:32,764
Oh, boy.
878
01:06:35,745 --> 01:06:37,770
Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.
879
01:06:37,848 --> 01:06:42,444
It just so happens we're all three
off-duty for the next three days.
880
01:06:42,519 --> 01:06:44,987
Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
881
01:06:45,055 --> 01:06:48,046
I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
and she's off for the next three days.
882
01:06:48,123 --> 01:06:50,990
There's no stunts being filmed
during that time so Kim's free,
883
01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:55,156
and Lee's on a will-notify
for the four days.
884
01:06:55,231 --> 01:06:56,789
So how's the shoot going?
885
01:06:56,866 --> 01:06:58,925
Great. We're having the best time.
886
01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,094
The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.
887
01:07:01,170 --> 01:07:04,401
We're making the coolest movie
and partying all the time.
888
01:07:04,473 --> 01:07:08,068
Hell, yeah. The next job
after this one is definitely gonna suck.
889
01:07:08,143 --> 01:07:10,043
So let's hear it, ladies.
890
01:07:10,112 --> 01:07:12,512
Set romances! Who's getting it off?
891
01:07:12,581 --> 01:07:15,209
That would be Lee and Toolbox.
892
01:07:15,284 --> 01:07:18,310
Oh, Toolbox!
Name sounds promising.
893
01:07:18,387 --> 01:07:20,513
- He's a grip.
- What he is is a pervert.
894
01:07:20,588 --> 01:07:22,886
Well, he just keeps sounding
better and better.
895
01:07:24,158 --> 01:07:25,147
What's his perversion?
896
01:07:27,262 --> 01:07:29,696
He likes to watch me pee.
897
01:07:36,938 --> 01:07:37,927
Ooh!
898
01:07:38,239 --> 01:07:39,968
Yeah, but not no more.
899
01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:42,271
Now she's getting it on
with the Rock.
900
01:07:42,343 --> 01:07:44,208
You had a one-off with the Rock?
901
01:07:44,279 --> 01:07:46,713
Well, not the real Rock.
He's this electrician named Bruce.
902
01:07:46,781 --> 01:07:50,615
He looks like the Rock,
so we all just call him the Rock.
903
01:07:50,685 --> 01:07:52,346
Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.
904
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:56,014
We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage
and Pee Wee Herman, too.
905
01:07:56,089 --> 01:07:58,523
Kim, dick department.
Let's hear it!
906
01:07:58,592 --> 01:08:01,959
Mm-mmm, no dick this trip.
I got a man.
907
01:08:02,029 --> 01:08:05,260
- How long have you had this boyfriend?
- About three months.
908
01:08:05,332 --> 01:08:06,959
Who'd you steal him from?
909
01:08:07,034 --> 01:08:08,331
Nobody!
910
01:08:08,402 --> 01:08:10,962
Kim!
- Wha... what?
911
01:08:11,038 --> 01:08:12,699
He totally had a girlfriend.
912
01:08:12,773 --> 01:08:16,402
All of Kim's boyfriends start out
as somebody else's boyfriend.
913
01:08:16,476 --> 01:08:18,569
I did not steal him!
914
01:08:18,645 --> 01:08:23,776
I didn't steal any of them;
they just... jumped ship.
915
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:29,784
- So what's your story, Abernathy?
- Oh, Abbie's got the big Kahuna.
916
01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:32,585
I had a set crush on Cecil.
917
01:08:32,658 --> 01:08:35,991
Set crush? Nigga, please.
You were his set wife!
918
01:08:36,062 --> 01:08:38,292
"Were" and "had" being
the key words, here.
919
01:08:38,364 --> 01:08:41,060
Bitch, you two are still
into each other and you know it.
920
01:08:41,133 --> 01:08:46,196
Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,
why did he fuck Darryl Hannah's stand-in?
921
01:08:49,775 --> 01:08:53,438
Yes, men are dogs.
Oh, it's so funny!
922
01:08:53,512 --> 01:08:54,979
Oh, it's so funny!
923
01:08:55,047 --> 01:08:57,572
Stop acting all hurt.
Your ass just mad.
924
01:08:57,650 --> 01:08:59,447
Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
925
01:08:59,518 --> 01:09:02,486
You need to get over that shit.
That was two weeks ago.
926
01:09:02,554 --> 01:09:05,489
Oh, well, now you put it like that...
927
01:09:06,358 --> 01:09:08,758
Oh, I haven't told you the best part.
928
01:09:08,827 --> 01:09:11,921
He fucked her on my birthday.
929
01:09:11,997 --> 01:09:14,830
Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
930
01:09:14,899 --> 01:09:17,766
- Thank you.
- Did he know it was your birthday?
931
01:09:17,836 --> 01:09:20,566
I mean, he's the director.
He's kind of busy.
932
01:09:20,638 --> 01:09:25,075
He ate a piece of my birthday cake,
and he got me a present.
933
01:09:25,143 --> 01:09:27,134
- Wow.
- Yeah... I think he knew.
934
01:09:28,813 --> 01:09:30,303
What did he get you?
935
01:09:33,885 --> 01:09:35,352
He made me a tape.
936
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,146
He made you a tape?
937
01:09:37,221 --> 01:09:39,451
Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
938
01:09:39,523 --> 01:09:40,888
He made you a tape?
939
01:09:40,958 --> 01:09:43,950
- Yeah.
- Oh, that is so romantic!
940
01:09:44,028 --> 01:09:47,122
Yes, I know what you 're gonna say,
so don't even go there.
941
01:09:47,197 --> 01:09:49,222
This sounds like the test
of true love to me.
942
01:09:49,299 --> 01:09:52,996
Look, I know you guys like him.
He's likeable.
943
01:09:53,070 --> 01:09:55,664
But he fucked another woman
on my birthday.
944
01:09:55,739 --> 01:09:58,105
How can you not be on my side?
945
01:09:58,175 --> 01:09:59,665
I admit, that sounds bad.
946
01:09:59,743 --> 01:10:01,005
It is bad!
947
01:10:01,078 --> 01:10:03,945
It just sounds like there's
a little more to it than that.
948
01:10:04,014 --> 01:10:05,174
Were you two fucking?
949
01:10:05,249 --> 01:10:06,739
Hell, no.
950
01:10:06,817 --> 01:10:08,682
Hello, is your name Abernathy?
951
01:10:08,752 --> 01:10:09,740
Sorry.
952
01:10:09,819 --> 01:10:13,380
The answer to your question
is no, of course not.
953
01:10:13,456 --> 01:10:16,448
What do you mean "No, of course not"?
954
01:10:16,526 --> 01:10:19,518
The reason Cecil hasn't had
a girlfriend in six years
955
01:10:19,595 --> 01:10:22,894
is because girls will fuck him,
and if you fuck Cecil,
956
01:10:22,965 --> 01:10:25,229
you don't become one
of his girlfriends...
957
01:10:25,301 --> 01:10:28,236
not to say I want to be his girlfriend,
958
01:10:28,304 --> 01:10:33,503
but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be.
959
01:10:33,576 --> 01:10:39,242
I'd be one of his regulars,
and I'm getting too fuckin' old for that shit.
960
01:10:39,315 --> 01:10:42,512
- Have you let him do anything?
- Yes!
961
01:10:44,219 --> 01:10:46,119
I've let him give me a foot massage,
962
01:10:46,188 --> 01:10:50,056
and when we go to the movies,
I've let him hold my hand.
963
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:52,855
Bitch, you might be actin'
like you 12 years old,
964
01:10:52,928 --> 01:10:54,452
but he just acting like a man.
965
01:10:54,529 --> 01:10:56,622
You need to break
that nigga off a piece.
966
01:10:56,698 --> 01:10:58,029
Let me get this straight...
967
01:10:59,067 --> 01:11:02,366
you 're not fucking him,
you 're not sucking him,
968
01:11:02,437 --> 01:11:06,305
you 're not giving him any tongue,
but Darryl Hannah's stand-in is?
969
01:11:06,374 --> 01:11:08,535
Can we just take my sex life
off the table?
970
01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:11,977
Actually, it was Cecil's sex life
that was on the table...
971
01:11:12,047 --> 01:11:13,708
and your lack of one.
972
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:21,886
Fuck both of you
and your little high-five.
973
01:11:21,956 --> 01:11:26,393
Before you can claim a nigga,
you got to claim a nigga,
974
01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:29,361
and you can start by giving
that motherfucker a hand job
975
01:11:29,430 --> 01:11:31,159
in the back of the van
on Tuesday.
976
01:11:31,232 --> 01:11:32,392
I'm not gonna do that!
977
01:11:32,466 --> 01:11:35,026
I know you won't!
But you know who will...
978
01:11:35,102 --> 01:11:38,071
the bitch that ends up living
in that big-ass mansion of his.
979
01:11:38,139 --> 01:11:41,199
I haven't entirely agreed
with everything Kim's said,
980
01:11:41,275 --> 01:11:45,075
but it is true if you've stretched it out
like you have with Cecil
981
01:11:45,146 --> 01:11:49,708
and you suddenly get dirty on them,
it blows their mind.
982
01:11:51,050 --> 01:11:54,486
So Zoë, Kim, and I are
in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
983
01:11:54,554 --> 01:11:57,887
What were you working on?
- Three Kicks to the Head. Part Three.
984
01:11:57,957 --> 01:12:01,393
And, admittedly,
we're a little fucked up.
985
01:12:01,461 --> 01:12:03,725
Cheers to that.
- Word.
986
01:12:04,430 --> 01:12:05,658
Cheers.
987
01:12:05,732 --> 01:12:07,256
So Zoë...
988
01:12:08,401 --> 01:12:12,269
the genius, wants to take
a picture of me.
989
01:12:13,406 --> 01:12:16,807
It's dark as hell,
and you can't see shit.
990
01:12:16,876 --> 01:12:20,505
So she's got her camera
and keeps saying, "Step back a little!"
991
01:12:20,580 --> 01:12:21,638
So I do.
992
01:12:21,714 --> 01:12:24,046
Then "A little fu -ther!"
993
01:12:24,117 --> 01:12:28,780
So I step back a little fu -ther.
Then "A little more!" So I do.
994
01:12:28,854 --> 01:12:34,793
Then I realize I'm at the edge
of a seven-foot concrete ditch...
995
01:12:34,860 --> 01:12:37,294
...with God knows how many rocks
996
01:12:37,362 --> 01:12:41,594
and broken bottles and rats in it,
and if I fell in that fucking thing,
997
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,658
I probably would have broken my neck.
998
01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:47,466
So I am yelling at her:
"Zoë, you almost killed me!"
999
01:12:49,141 --> 01:12:53,168
So we laugh about it
and walk a little further,
1000
01:12:53,245 --> 01:12:55,770
and Zoë starts fuckin' around.
1001
01:12:55,847 --> 01:12:59,942
And... bam!... if she doesn't fall
in the fucking ditch!
1002
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:03,182
Nice.
1003
01:13:03,254 --> 01:13:05,916
Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
1004
01:13:07,024 --> 01:13:09,492
I remember taking a step
and looking down,
1005
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:13,121
just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch
Abbie was talking about. "
1006
01:13:13,197 --> 01:13:15,563
Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
1007
01:13:15,633 --> 01:13:16,998
What happened?
1008
01:13:17,068 --> 01:13:19,434
What, with Zoë, the cat?
1009
01:13:19,503 --> 01:13:20,527
Nothing.
1010
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:24,598
If I fell in that fuckin' thing, they would
have had to helicopter me out of there.
1011
01:13:24,675 --> 01:13:26,973
Zoë just lands on her feet.
1012
01:13:27,044 --> 01:13:31,174
But then later I started feeling
a little bad about myself...
1013
01:13:31,249 --> 01:13:36,311
Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing.
We're laughing about it.
1014
01:13:36,386 --> 01:13:40,720
If I fell in that fucking thing,
I probably would have been paralyzed.
1015
01:13:40,790 --> 01:13:43,054
Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
1016
01:13:43,126 --> 01:13:46,960
We all have our individual talents,
and that just happens to be one of Zoë's.
1017
01:13:47,030 --> 01:13:51,524
Well, physically speaking,
Zoë is amazing.
1018
01:13:51,601 --> 01:13:54,263
I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
1019
01:13:55,105 --> 01:13:58,233
There's few human beings that can fuck
with Zoë on that front.
1020
01:13:58,308 --> 01:14:00,333
Kim, I like you too.
1021
01:14:01,278 --> 01:14:05,738
Having said that, before you get
too envious of Zoë's prowess,
1022
01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:08,544
you 're missing the most
important part of that story.
1023
01:14:08,617 --> 01:14:12,144
You didn't fall in the ditch.
Zoë did.
1024
01:14:12,221 --> 01:14:16,123
Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
because you told her,
1025
01:14:16,191 --> 01:14:18,091
and she still fell in.
1026
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,254
So Lee's right.
We all have our talents.
1027
01:14:21,330 --> 01:14:24,424
Hey, I resemble that remark.
1028
01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:29,763
So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
1029
01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:34,873
Check it out, bitch.
1030
01:14:34,943 --> 01:14:37,309
- Ooh, nice one, mate.
- I know this.
1031
01:14:37,379 --> 01:14:38,573
What's a Roscoe?
1032
01:14:38,647 --> 01:14:39,944
Roscoe's a pistol.
1033
01:14:40,782 --> 01:14:42,716
- You carry a gun?
- Uh-huh.
1034
01:14:42,784 --> 01:14:44,775
You have a license to carry?
1035
01:14:44,852 --> 01:14:48,754
Yeah, when I became a Secret Service
agent, they gave me a license.
1036
01:14:49,490 --> 01:14:51,287
Oh, I didn't know you were...
1037
01:14:54,062 --> 01:14:58,123
Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
Stop looking at me. God.
1038
01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:01,167
Did you know Kim carried a gun?
1039
01:15:01,235 --> 01:15:05,296
Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
1040
01:15:05,373 --> 01:15:07,398
Do I know? Yes.
1041
01:15:07,475 --> 01:15:11,138
Look, I don't know what
futuristic utopia you live in,
1042
01:15:11,212 --> 01:15:14,078
but the world I live in,
a bitch need a gun.
1043
01:15:14,147 --> 01:15:17,742
You can't get around the fact
that people who carry guns
1044
01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:20,548
tend to get shot
more than people who don't.
1045
01:15:20,620 --> 01:15:24,420
And you can't get around the fact
that if I go down to the laundry room
1046
01:15:24,491 --> 01:15:27,392
at midnight enough times,
I might get my ass raped.
1047
01:15:27,461 --> 01:15:29,156
Don't do your laundry at midnight.
1048
01:15:29,229 --> 01:15:32,926
Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry
whenever the fuck I want to.
1049
01:15:32,999 --> 01:15:37,265
There are other things you can carry
other than a gun. Pepper spray.
1050
01:15:37,337 --> 01:15:41,797
Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me,
I don't want to give him a skin rash.
1051
01:15:41,875 --> 01:15:43,672
I wanna shut that nigga down!
1052
01:15:45,545 --> 01:15:47,775
How about a knife, at least?
1053
01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:50,281
Yeah, you know what happens
to motherfuckers carry knives?
1054
01:15:52,184 --> 01:15:54,084
They get shot!
1055
01:15:54,153 --> 01:15:58,180
If I ever become a famous actress,
I won't carry a gun.
1056
01:15:58,257 --> 01:16:01,920
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll
carry the gun, and when shit goes down,
1057
01:16:01,994 --> 01:16:05,395
I'll sit back and laugh,
but until that day, it's Wild West.
1058
01:16:05,464 --> 01:16:09,025
So Zoë, you thought about
what you want to do first?
1059
01:16:10,736 --> 01:16:14,365
It just so happens
I know exactly what I want to do.
1060
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:17,876
Oh, really?
And what would that be?
1061
01:16:17,943 --> 01:16:22,641
To me, there's no point in being in America
unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
1062
01:16:22,714 --> 01:16:26,980
I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger...
fuck me swinging, balls out.
1063
01:16:29,954 --> 01:16:32,514
Well, I guess we
could talk to Transpo,
1064
01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:34,990
but does it have to be
a Dodge Challenger?
1065
01:16:35,059 --> 01:16:39,553
Not just that. It has to be a 1970
Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
1066
01:16:43,535 --> 01:16:46,663
How in the fuck
do you expect to do that?
1067
01:16:46,738 --> 01:16:48,069
No worries, mate.
1068
01:16:48,139 --> 01:16:50,369
I've got it all worked out.
1069
01:16:50,442 --> 01:16:53,673
When I knew I was coming here,
I went online and found out
1070
01:16:53,745 --> 01:16:57,202
that the local paper here in Tennessee
is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
1071
01:16:57,281 --> 01:17:00,045
- So back home...
- I'm sorry, where's home? Australia?
1072
01:17:02,586 --> 01:17:04,781
What do you mean by that, mate?
1073
01:17:04,855 --> 01:17:07,915
Zoë's from New Zealand,
and you never...
1074
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:11,449
I repeat, never...
call a Kiwi an Aussie.
1075
01:17:11,528 --> 01:17:14,224
That is, unless
you want your ass kicked.
1076
01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,930
I'm so sorry. I will nev...
1077
01:17:19,136 --> 01:17:20,694
Oh, it's okay.
1078
01:17:20,771 --> 01:17:23,865
We're just taking the piss
out of you, mate.
1079
01:17:23,941 --> 01:17:27,104
Auckland, to answer your question.
1080
01:17:27,177 --> 01:17:30,236
Anyway, I subscribed
to the local paper a month ago.
1081
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:33,908
Why the fuck you want a local redneck
newspaper in New Zealand?
1082
01:17:33,983 --> 01:17:36,451
Pipe down and I'll tell you.
1083
01:17:36,519 --> 01:17:39,454
I've been getting the paper
and checking the classifieds,
1084
01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:41,114
looking at cars for sale,
1085
01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:45,854
so as of yesterday,
for sale in this town,
1086
01:17:45,928 --> 01:17:49,193
some dude is selling
a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger
1087
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:53,031
with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
1088
01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:54,899
And you wanna buy it?
1089
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:59,835
Kim, I may be stupid,
but I'm not bloody stupid.
1090
01:17:59,909 --> 01:18:03,935
I wanna say I wanna buy it
so he'll let me test-drive it.
1091
01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:07,140
A 1970 Dodge Challenger
with a white paint job?
1092
01:18:07,215 --> 01:18:08,773
Oh, uh, Kowalski!
1093
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:12,616
Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
Mate, it's a fucking classic!
1094
01:18:12,687 --> 01:18:14,120
If I can get this guy
1095
01:18:14,189 --> 01:18:18,057
to let me drive it without him,
I will blow the doors off that bitch.
1096
01:18:18,126 --> 01:18:19,991
What's Vanishing Point?
1097
01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:23,064
What's Vanishing Point?
1098
01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:26,100
Abs, I'm supposed
to be the illiterate one.
1099
01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:29,136
It's just one of the best
American movies ever made.
1100
01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:32,731
Actually, Zoë, most girls
wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
1101
01:18:33,775 --> 01:18:37,801
Excuse me. Most girls?
What the fuck are you two?
1102
01:18:37,878 --> 01:18:41,370
Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
Of course we watched it.
1103
01:18:41,448 --> 01:18:43,814
Y'all grew up watching
that Pretty in Pink shit.
1104
01:18:43,884 --> 01:18:46,216
Oh, I liked Pretty in Pink.
1105
01:18:46,287 --> 01:18:48,755
What, so you didn't watch
John Hughes movies?
1106
01:18:48,822 --> 01:18:52,849
Of course I did. I'm a girl.
But I also watched car shit, too...
1107
01:18:52,927 --> 01:18:55,623
Vanishing Point. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
1108
01:18:55,696 --> 01:18:57,254
- Gone in 60 Seconds...
- Oh...
1109
01:18:57,331 --> 01:19:00,300
The real one, not that
Angelina Jolie bullshit.
1110
01:19:00,367 --> 01:19:04,098
We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
that plays Vanishing Point.
1111
01:19:04,171 --> 01:19:06,867
Big Wednesday. all the classics.
1112
01:19:23,456 --> 01:19:25,356
What do you horny gals want?
1113
01:19:28,962 --> 01:19:32,261
Yeah, you got
a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
1114
01:19:32,332 --> 01:19:33,799
Right up here, ladies.
1115
01:19:48,413 --> 01:19:51,473
This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
1116
01:19:51,550 --> 01:19:53,984
Fuckin' legendary, mate.
1117
01:19:56,221 --> 01:20:01,557
Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'd like to have a word with my associate.
1118
01:20:01,627 --> 01:20:03,117
You ladies take your time.
1119
01:20:09,968 --> 01:20:13,028
What are you waiting for?
Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
1120
01:20:13,105 --> 01:20:15,699
I intend to, but first I need
to ask you something.
1121
01:20:15,774 --> 01:20:16,866
What?
1122
01:20:16,942 --> 01:20:21,469
If he lets us take it out on our own,
I wanna play Ship's Mast.
1123
01:20:22,213 --> 01:20:23,942
- Oh, hell, no!
- Keep it down!
1124
01:20:24,015 --> 01:20:25,949
Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.
1125
01:20:26,017 --> 01:20:27,211
- For Chrissakes...
- Don't blaspheme.
1126
01:20:27,284 --> 01:20:28,273
Sorry.
1127
01:20:28,352 --> 01:20:31,116
Now, what did you say
after the last time?
1128
01:20:31,188 --> 01:20:34,453
- Look, I know what I said.
- What did you say?
1129
01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:36,618
- I know I said we shouldn't...
- No.
1130
01:20:36,694 --> 01:20:39,686
You didn't say we shouldn't.
You said we ain't ever gonna do that again.
1131
01:20:39,764 --> 01:20:41,527
- But...
- But, my ass!
1132
01:20:41,599 --> 01:20:44,625
You said not only are we never
gonna play Ship's Mast again,
1133
01:20:44,702 --> 01:20:47,762
but you also said if you ever do
what you trying to do now,
1134
01:20:47,838 --> 01:20:52,740
to not only refuse, but that I had permission
to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
1135
01:20:52,809 --> 01:20:55,505
Now, did you or did you not say that?
1136
01:20:55,578 --> 01:20:58,843
No, no, no.
Answer the question, motherfucker.
1137
01:20:58,915 --> 01:21:02,351
- Did you or did you not say that?
- Yes, I said that.
1138
01:21:02,419 --> 01:21:04,353
- However...
- Whatever with your "however. "
1139
01:21:04,421 --> 01:21:08,357
Look, I know I said it,
and I know I meant it...
1140
01:21:08,425 --> 01:21:09,653
Damn skippy you meant it!
1141
01:21:09,726 --> 01:21:12,422
But when I said it,
I didn't mean in America!
1142
01:21:12,495 --> 01:21:14,520
- Oh, nigga, please.
- For real. Really.
1143
01:21:14,597 --> 01:21:18,624
I meant we should never play Ship's Mast
again in New Zealand or Australia.
1144
01:21:18,702 --> 01:21:20,397
You are such a liar!
1145
01:21:20,470 --> 01:21:26,067
I know what I said, but when I said it
I didn't know I'd ever come to America,
1146
01:21:26,142 --> 01:21:29,542
and if I had of known
I was gonna come to America,
1147
01:21:29,611 --> 01:21:33,274
had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast
on the Vanishing Point Challenger...
1148
01:21:33,348 --> 01:21:35,475
I would have added a "however. "
1149
01:21:36,251 --> 01:21:37,240
Right?
1150
01:21:42,725 --> 01:21:44,989
Okay, oddly enough,
I actually understood that.
1151
01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:49,929
However, just because
you talked yourself into some stupid shit
1152
01:21:49,998 --> 01:21:52,125
doesn't mean I have lost
my goddamn mind.
1153
01:21:52,201 --> 01:21:55,432
You need two people to play Ship's Mast,
and I ain't playing.
1154
01:22:02,977 --> 01:22:05,104
I'll be your best friend.
1155
01:22:05,179 --> 01:22:08,080
I don't need me no best friend
lives on the other side of Planet Earth.
1156
01:22:08,149 --> 01:22:09,446
I'll crack your back.
1157
01:22:09,517 --> 01:22:10,984
You'll crack it anyway.
1158
01:22:11,052 --> 01:22:13,782
Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
1159
01:22:13,855 --> 01:22:17,518
But now, while I'm here,
I'll be your back-cracking slave.
1160
01:22:17,592 --> 01:22:20,288
Whenever you want it, you've got it.
You don't even have to ask.
1161
01:22:20,361 --> 01:22:23,819
You just order me to do it, just be like,
"Bitch, get over here and get busy. "
1162
01:22:31,038 --> 01:22:35,474
You crack my back, give me foot massages,
and after a shower, you moisturize my butt.
1163
01:22:36,743 --> 01:22:37,732
Deal.
1164
01:22:39,546 --> 01:22:42,344
We're gonna see if this guy'll let us
take the car out without him.
1165
01:22:42,415 --> 01:22:45,407
If he does, you wait here with Lee
and we'll be back in a moment.
1166
01:22:45,986 --> 01:22:46,975
What?
1167
01:22:47,053 --> 01:22:51,456
- I said we're gonna see if this guy'll let...
- I heard what you said.
1168
01:22:51,525 --> 01:22:54,926
I just can't believe
what you said.
1169
01:22:56,263 --> 01:22:58,060
You two got some fuckin' balls.
1170
01:22:58,131 --> 01:22:59,564
What?
1171
01:22:59,633 --> 01:23:01,123
Don't play dumbass with me.
1172
01:23:01,201 --> 01:23:06,195
I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk,
and I have a hangover.
1173
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,969
I should be in my hotel room, asleep,
not fuckin' around on Tobacco Road,
1174
01:23:10,042 --> 01:23:13,842
but because Zoë wanted to drive
some Vanishing Point car, I'm here.
1175
01:23:13,913 --> 01:23:17,872
Now you two got the balls to ask me...
no, scratch that... tell me
1176
01:23:17,950 --> 01:23:22,444
I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad
while the cool kids get to go out and play?
1177
01:23:22,521 --> 01:23:24,318
Bullshit on that.
1178
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,415
- It ain't like that.
- What's it like, Kim?
1179
01:23:26,492 --> 01:23:30,394
You guys are our collateral.
He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
1180
01:23:30,462 --> 01:23:34,125
I really think one human being
will be collateral enough.
1181
01:23:34,967 --> 01:23:36,935
You 're not gonna
want to do what we're doing.
1182
01:23:37,002 --> 01:23:38,333
What, drive a car?
1183
01:23:39,371 --> 01:23:40,463
We're doing more than that.
1184
01:23:40,539 --> 01:23:42,233
What, drive it fast?
1185
01:23:43,641 --> 01:23:45,302
We're doing more than that.
1186
01:23:45,376 --> 01:23:49,938
Actually, we're paying you a compliment,
'cause we gonna do some stupid shit.
1187
01:23:51,816 --> 01:23:54,410
But that's okay. We're stunt people.
We ain't got good sense.
1188
01:23:54,485 --> 01:23:56,919
But you got good sense,
and anybody with good sense
1189
01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:59,957
- ain't gonna want to do what we're doing.
- How do you know?
1190
01:24:00,024 --> 01:24:02,083
'Cause you 're a mum.
1191
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,457
Yeah.
1192
01:24:06,130 --> 01:24:08,963
You know, we're supposed
to be this big posse,
1193
01:24:09,033 --> 01:24:12,935
but that's the excuse you guys use
whenever you want to exclude me,
1194
01:24:13,004 --> 01:24:15,870
so what is it you two daredevils are doing
1195
01:24:15,939 --> 01:24:20,205
that I'm just so uncool
I couldn't possibly understand?
1196
01:24:20,277 --> 01:24:22,677
You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
1197
01:24:22,746 --> 01:24:26,443
so maybe it's best if we don't go
into detail about it while he's watching us.
1198
01:24:26,516 --> 01:24:27,505
Besides...
1199
01:24:28,852 --> 01:24:31,412
he's probably not gonna
let us do it, anyway.
1200
01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:37,385
Okay, how about this?
1201
01:24:38,195 --> 01:24:41,358
I'll talk him into it,
but I go along.
1202
01:24:42,532 --> 01:24:45,330
- How you gonna do that?
- That's my problem.
1203
01:24:46,103 --> 01:24:47,263
But don't worry.
1204
01:24:48,138 --> 01:24:50,196
He'll say yes.
1205
01:24:50,273 --> 01:24:52,400
What are you gonna do, blow him?
1206
01:24:52,475 --> 01:24:53,635
No.
1207
01:24:55,011 --> 01:24:57,536
I'm gonna insinuate
that Lee's gonna blow him.
1208
01:25:01,717 --> 01:25:03,412
That's a good one.
1209
01:25:03,486 --> 01:25:04,851
Not really.
1210
01:25:05,888 --> 01:25:09,187
But let me handle it.
We got a deal?
1211
01:25:13,529 --> 01:25:14,928
Okay, Mama, listen up.
1212
01:25:14,997 --> 01:25:18,728
You wanna hang with the cool kids?
You got to be cool.
1213
01:25:18,801 --> 01:25:21,634
We take you along, you don't say shit.
You don't even say crap.
1214
01:25:21,704 --> 01:25:24,729
You just sit in the back, and I don't want
to hear a peep, you understand?
1215
01:25:24,806 --> 01:25:26,205
- Got it.
- I'm serious, now.
1216
01:25:26,274 --> 01:25:30,108
You start nagging us, we pulling over,
kicking you out, and picking you up later.
1217
01:25:30,178 --> 01:25:31,509
Agreed.
1218
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:38,609
Okay. Go work your magic.
1219
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:46,752
- Hello, sir.
- Hello.
1220
01:25:46,828 --> 01:25:48,455
- Hello, what's your name?
- Jasper.
1221
01:25:48,530 --> 01:25:50,225
Hello, Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
1222
01:25:50,298 --> 01:25:51,925
- Aber what?
- Abernathy.
1223
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,400
- What's your first name?
- That is my first name.
1224
01:25:54,469 --> 01:25:57,835
- What kind of first name is that?
- Just call me Abbie.
1225
01:25:57,905 --> 01:25:59,463
Okay, Abbie.
1226
01:26:00,607 --> 01:26:04,236
Jasper, we were wondering
if my friends and I could take the car out
1227
01:26:04,311 --> 01:26:07,337
for a little test drive out on our own,
just to see if we're comfortable.
1228
01:26:07,414 --> 01:26:09,177
Why would I do something
stupid like that?
1229
01:26:09,249 --> 01:26:11,581
To better sell your automobile.
1230
01:26:11,652 --> 01:26:13,847
How do I know y'all ain't
just gonna steal it?
1231
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:15,855
Four reasons, actually.
1232
01:26:15,923 --> 01:26:20,656
One, we're not thieves,
two, that would be rude,
1233
01:26:20,728 --> 01:26:23,390
three, we're staying
at the Days Inn in town...
1234
01:26:23,464 --> 01:26:27,059
you can call, check with management.
We're registered for the next month.
1235
01:26:27,134 --> 01:26:31,797
Actually, Zoë's not, but Kim and I are,
so we're totally track-downable.
1236
01:26:31,871 --> 01:26:33,600
Who's Kim? The colored girl?
1237
01:26:34,407 --> 01:26:38,002
Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
1238
01:26:38,077 --> 01:26:40,477
And reason number four...
and the most important:
1239
01:26:40,546 --> 01:26:43,481
while we're taking the car out
for a little spin,
1240
01:26:43,549 --> 01:26:47,986
that'll give you a better opportunity
to get acquainted with our other friend...
1241
01:26:48,855 --> 01:26:50,015
Lee.
1242
01:26:53,292 --> 01:26:55,419
Why does she look
kind of familiar?
1243
01:26:55,495 --> 01:26:58,487
That would be because
she's a famous actress.
1244
01:26:58,564 --> 01:26:59,553
Hmm.
1245
01:27:00,533 --> 01:27:02,023
Why's she dressed like that?
1246
01:27:02,101 --> 01:27:05,263
Well, you see, we're making
a Hollywood movie in town,
1247
01:27:05,337 --> 01:27:08,272
and it's a cheerleader movie,
and she's one of the cheerleaders.
1248
01:27:08,340 --> 01:27:10,001
What's a cheerleader movie?
1249
01:27:10,075 --> 01:27:11,838
A movie about cheerleaders.
1250
01:27:13,078 --> 01:27:14,306
Is it a porno movie?
1251
01:27:16,081 --> 01:27:22,680
Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
1252
01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:29,021
Lee, this is Jasper.
Jasper, Lee.
1253
01:27:29,094 --> 01:27:31,824
Now, you two kids
stay out of trouble.
1254
01:27:31,897 --> 01:27:34,889
Hey, good-looking.
Be back to pick you up later.
1255
01:27:34,966 --> 01:27:36,297
Ta-ta!
1256
01:27:46,644 --> 01:27:48,077
Gulp.
1257
01:28:02,626 --> 01:28:04,059
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1258
01:28:05,729 --> 01:28:07,128
I think I'm thinking it.
1259
01:28:07,198 --> 01:28:08,688
What are you and you thinking?
1260
01:28:08,766 --> 01:28:12,099
I'm thinking we told your ass
to shut the fuck up.
1261
01:28:14,771 --> 01:28:16,864
- Where y'all going?
- You stay put.
1262
01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:18,271
I gotta take a...
1263
01:28:35,592 --> 01:28:37,389
So, you ready to do this?
1264
01:28:38,928 --> 01:28:39,986
You sure?
1265
01:28:40,063 --> 01:28:44,727
Well, I always don't want to do it
right before I'm gonna do it.
1266
01:28:44,801 --> 01:28:47,234
I know what you mean,
'cause I don't wanna do it.
1267
01:28:47,302 --> 01:28:48,428
Kim!
1268
01:28:48,504 --> 01:28:51,166
- I'm just saying.
- If you 're gonna take the piss out of it...
1269
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:52,901
I'm just saying.
1270
01:28:54,343 --> 01:28:55,970
You wanna start out on top?
1271
01:28:57,412 --> 01:29:00,745
Practically doesn't count
if you start on the top.
1272
01:29:06,221 --> 01:29:07,415
Here are your gloves.
1273
01:29:14,596 --> 01:29:17,121
No, no, no, no.
I'm wearing a jacket.
1274
01:29:17,199 --> 01:29:18,962
This is my jacket.
1275
01:29:19,034 --> 01:29:22,332
Um, ain't you supposed to be
my slave or some shit?
1276
01:29:23,437 --> 01:29:26,668
- Come on.
- I'm the one who's on the bonnet.
1277
01:29:26,741 --> 01:29:29,232
Bonnet, my ass.
You on the hood.
1278
01:29:38,553 --> 01:29:40,851
Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
1279
01:29:40,922 --> 01:29:42,116
Give me your belt.
1280
01:29:46,561 --> 01:29:51,897
This is my cute shit.
Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
1281
01:29:53,734 --> 01:29:55,564
Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
1282
01:30:00,907 --> 01:30:03,705
- Give me your belt.
- No. Prada.
1283
01:30:03,777 --> 01:30:05,404
Come on, give her the belt.
1284
01:30:05,478 --> 01:30:09,209
- Magic word.
- Please give her the belt?
1285
01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:11,740
Just 'cause you asked nicely.
1286
01:30:14,454 --> 01:30:16,354
It's nice to be nice, Kim!
1287
01:30:16,423 --> 01:30:18,254
Whatever.
1288
01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:22,728
You know what?
Don't think about asking me to do your hair.
1289
01:30:22,796 --> 01:30:25,230
- Your ass gonna do it.
- You'll ask "pretty please," bitch,
1290
01:30:25,298 --> 01:30:28,164
because that's what you do when no one
else is looking. You ain't that hard.
1291
01:30:28,234 --> 01:30:30,168
- I ain't getting...
- Abernathy.
1292
01:30:30,236 --> 01:30:32,227
Don't get on my nerves right now.
1293
01:30:32,304 --> 01:30:34,738
- I got shit on my mind.
Ooh!
1294
01:30:34,807 --> 01:30:36,900
You know, I ain't six.
1295
01:30:49,855 --> 01:30:52,221
It's cold. Can we roll up
one of these windows?
1296
01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:53,485
KIM and ZOË: No.
1297
01:30:55,027 --> 01:30:57,757
Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
1298
01:31:09,540 --> 01:31:11,269
What the fuck are you guys doing?
1299
01:31:20,485 --> 01:31:21,918
What does that mean?
1300
01:31:23,955 --> 01:31:26,446
Whoa!
1301
01:31:30,395 --> 01:31:33,762
Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
1302
01:31:41,071 --> 01:31:43,369
That fast enough for your bony ass?
1303
01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:45,169
Whoo-hoo!
1304
01:31:45,242 --> 01:31:47,802
Whoa ho ho ho!
1305
01:31:47,878 --> 01:31:48,867
Oh!
1306
01:31:51,214 --> 01:31:53,705
Abernathy, get your ass up here.
1307
01:31:58,355 --> 01:32:01,518
Whoa! Whoo-hoo!
1308
01:32:01,591 --> 01:32:03,183
Alrighty.
1309
01:32:03,260 --> 01:32:05,421
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1310
01:32:17,907 --> 01:32:19,374
Go, go! Go!
1311
01:32:19,442 --> 01:32:22,138
Check it out, bitch.
You want it fucking faster?
1312
01:32:36,525 --> 01:32:37,753
Whoo-hoo!
1313
01:32:37,827 --> 01:32:39,795
Yah hoo hoo!
1314
01:32:48,803 --> 01:32:50,896
Yah hoo hoo!
1315
01:33:37,651 --> 01:33:41,348
- Oh, my God.
- What the fuck? Shit.
1316
01:33:47,628 --> 01:33:48,356
Damn it!
1317
01:33:57,336 --> 01:33:58,462
Now.
1318
01:33:59,806 --> 01:34:02,138
Did you do something to him?
Say something?
1319
01:34:02,208 --> 01:34:04,403
Nothing! Shit.
1320
01:34:04,477 --> 01:34:06,274
Here he comes, Zoë.
He's coming!
1321
01:34:06,345 --> 01:34:07,437
Aah!
1322
01:34:09,682 --> 01:34:10,910
Shit, oh shit!
1323
01:34:10,983 --> 01:34:12,416
No!
1324
01:34:13,286 --> 01:34:14,651
Hold on, Zoë!
1325
01:34:23,896 --> 01:34:25,829
Oh, my God. Zoë!
1326
01:34:26,064 --> 01:34:28,259
- Oh! Hold on!
- I can't!
1327
01:34:32,070 --> 01:34:33,799
Fuck you, motherfucker!
1328
01:34:35,507 --> 01:34:38,840
Zoë! Zoë!
1329
01:34:38,910 --> 01:34:42,311
- I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
- I forgive you. Hold the fuck on!
1330
01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:44,507
Whoa, whoa, get away!
1331
01:34:46,852 --> 01:34:49,514
Oh, shit.
I can't see. I can't see!
1332
01:34:49,588 --> 01:34:50,919
Zoë, move your leg!
1333
01:34:54,693 --> 01:34:56,627
Oh! Come on, come on!
1334
01:35:00,164 --> 01:35:03,691
Redneck lunatic bastard!
Get away from me!
1335
01:35:03,767 --> 01:35:04,756
fucking legs!
1336
01:35:09,340 --> 01:35:11,365
Oh, my God.
1337
01:35:21,619 --> 01:35:24,520
Shit, I'm scared, Kim.
I'm really scared.
1338
01:35:24,588 --> 01:35:26,021
I know, baby, just hold on.
1339
01:35:26,090 --> 01:35:27,955
Watch your feet!
1340
01:35:30,427 --> 01:35:31,655
You wanna get hot?
1341
01:35:31,729 --> 01:35:33,593
- Fucking son of a bitch!
- You wanna get hot?
1342
01:35:34,764 --> 01:35:37,164
Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
1343
01:35:40,236 --> 01:35:42,670
Zoë! Goddamn it!
1344
01:36:08,664 --> 01:36:11,360
Oh, my God. Get away from us,
you cocksucker!
1345
01:36:11,433 --> 01:36:12,900
Leave us alone!
1346
01:36:12,968 --> 01:36:16,233
Fuck you, motherfucker!
Fuck you!
1347
01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:23,409
Zoë! Zoë! Oh, Zoë!
1348
01:36:24,646 --> 01:36:26,375
Hold on!
1349
01:36:48,502 --> 01:36:49,901
Zoë! Zoë!
1350
01:36:58,012 --> 01:36:59,104
Look out!
1351
01:37:27,674 --> 01:37:30,404
Get ready to fly, bitch.
1352
01:37:34,247 --> 01:37:35,908
- Zoë!
- Zoë, hold on!
1353
01:37:42,856 --> 01:37:44,790
He's right on your fucking ass!
1354
01:38:00,673 --> 01:38:02,265
Hey! Whoo-hoo!
1355
01:38:03,175 --> 01:38:06,941
Hey, ladies, that was fun.
1356
01:38:11,316 --> 01:38:13,807
Well, adios.
1357
01:38:13,886 --> 01:38:16,150
Ow! Fuck!
1358
01:38:17,589 --> 01:38:19,022
Shit! Fuck!
1359
01:38:20,759 --> 01:38:23,318
Run away with your ass!
1360
01:38:24,462 --> 01:38:26,623
You better run, motherfucker!
1361
01:38:32,136 --> 01:38:33,763
That bitch!
1362
01:38:49,620 --> 01:38:50,746
I'm okay!
1363
01:38:50,822 --> 01:38:54,053
Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
1364
01:38:54,125 --> 01:38:56,684
Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
1365
01:38:56,760 --> 01:39:00,423
Of course you are.
Of course you are. What was I thinking?
1366
01:39:01,765 --> 01:39:04,825
What was I thinking?
Zoë, the fucking cat!
1367
01:39:08,939 --> 01:39:10,907
Whew. That was a close one.
1368
01:39:14,277 --> 01:39:17,041
So, where's the maniac?
1369
01:39:17,114 --> 01:39:19,981
I shot him and his punk ass sped off.
1370
01:39:21,084 --> 01:39:23,348
You wanna go get him?
1371
01:39:23,420 --> 01:39:25,445
Oh, hell yeah!
1372
01:39:25,522 --> 01:39:26,511
Honey...
1373
01:39:27,390 --> 01:39:29,357
I think you might want to get out.
1374
01:39:30,493 --> 01:39:31,960
Fuck that shit.
1375
01:39:33,195 --> 01:39:35,095
Let's kill this bastard.
1376
01:39:37,066 --> 01:39:39,432
Okay, get your ass in the back.
Let's go.
1377
01:39:45,608 --> 01:39:47,098
Where the fuck you going?
1378
01:39:47,176 --> 01:39:48,165
I'll be back!
1379
01:39:56,485 --> 01:39:59,215
This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
1380
01:39:59,288 --> 01:40:03,053
Oh, fuck yeah, bitch.
Come on. Bring that shit.
1381
01:40:05,226 --> 01:40:06,488
Giddy-up, then!
1382
01:40:14,803 --> 01:40:16,236
Yeah!
1383
01:40:47,434 --> 01:40:48,628
God!
1384
01:41:00,113 --> 01:41:02,604
Come on! Come on.
1385
01:41:11,357 --> 01:41:16,158
Why? Oh, no!
1386
01:41:21,467 --> 01:41:22,957
Ah! Do it.
1387
01:41:23,970 --> 01:41:25,369
Do it.
1388
01:41:25,538 --> 01:41:26,527
Do it.
1389
01:41:32,078 --> 01:41:35,013
Oh, no!
1390
01:41:35,081 --> 01:41:37,242
No, no, no!
1391
01:41:37,316 --> 01:41:39,307
No, God!
1392
01:41:39,952 --> 01:41:41,977
All right, get it together, man.
1393
01:41:44,257 --> 01:41:46,816
What did you...
what am I... what are you gonna do?
1394
01:41:53,231 --> 01:41:54,698
Take him down!
1395
01:41:58,203 --> 01:42:01,104
Now where do you think you 're going?
Fuckin' fuck you!
1396
01:42:01,172 --> 01:42:03,072
Where do you think
you 're fucking going?
1397
01:42:03,141 --> 01:42:05,006
What the fuck do you think...
1398
01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:09,469
Come here!
1399
01:42:17,055 --> 01:42:18,044
Go!
1400
01:42:20,357 --> 01:42:21,915
Whoo-hoo!
1401
01:42:25,029 --> 01:42:27,896
What's wrong with your ass,
motherfucking cocksucker?
1402
01:42:33,904 --> 01:42:38,102
Oh, you 're gonna wiggle your ass at me,
gonna wiggle it at me?
1403
01:42:38,175 --> 01:42:42,578
Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,
you redneck lunatic bastard?
1404
01:42:42,646 --> 01:42:43,874
Aah!
1405
01:42:43,948 --> 01:42:48,942
Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut
up in this bitch right now!
1406
01:42:49,019 --> 01:42:53,387
Oh, I'm the horniest motherfucker
on the road!
1407
01:42:55,024 --> 01:42:56,753
Boo-yah, bitch!
1408
01:43:01,731 --> 01:43:04,894
Did you just hit a boat?
1409
01:43:07,904 --> 01:43:09,735
Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
1410
01:43:09,806 --> 01:43:10,966
Get that motherfucker!
1411
01:43:11,674 --> 01:43:14,643
Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
Move, motherfucker, move!
1412
01:43:16,479 --> 01:43:17,969
Motherfucker!
1413
01:43:18,047 --> 01:43:20,948
I'm 'bout to bust a nut up
in this bitch...
1414
01:43:29,524 --> 01:43:31,856
Watch it, watch it.
1415
01:43:41,236 --> 01:43:43,796
Aah!
1416
01:43:48,944 --> 01:43:50,070
Bastard.
1417
01:44:04,859 --> 01:44:07,384
Oh, you know I can't let you go...
1418
01:44:08,396 --> 01:44:11,024
without tapping that ass.
1419
01:44:11,098 --> 01:44:12,998
Oh, fuck me!
1420
01:44:13,067 --> 01:44:14,796
- One...
- Kim?
1421
01:44:14,869 --> 01:44:16,860
...more...
- Kim?
1422
01:44:16,937 --> 01:44:18,404
...time!
1423
01:44:18,472 --> 01:44:20,599
Boo-yah!
1424
01:44:24,445 --> 01:44:28,142
That's what I'm talking...
that's what I'm talking about, bitch!
1425
01:45:28,807 --> 01:45:30,399
Oh, come on!
1426
01:46:01,205 --> 01:46:02,194
Yah!
1427
01:46:10,448 --> 01:46:13,747
Yah ha ha, come on!
1428
01:46:13,818 --> 01:46:17,480
Thought you lost us, motherfucker.
We back, motherfucker. We back.
1429
01:46:17,554 --> 01:46:19,613
Who's laughing now, bitch!
1430
01:46:22,025 --> 01:46:23,014
Shit.
1431
01:46:26,863 --> 01:46:27,852
Come on!
1432
01:46:29,099 --> 01:46:33,195
Here's Cha Cha!
1433
01:46:33,270 --> 01:46:35,170
You've been such a lunatic bastard!
1434
01:46:35,238 --> 01:46:36,967
I'm sorry!
1435
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:38,029
What?
1436
01:46:38,108 --> 01:46:42,169
I didn't mean anything.
I was just playing around.
1437
01:46:42,245 --> 01:46:45,510
Oh, he was just playing around!
1438
01:46:45,582 --> 01:46:48,107
- Just playing!
- Well, I ain't playing with you!
1439
01:46:48,185 --> 01:46:49,617
Whoa!
1440
01:46:54,356 --> 01:46:56,517
Oh, look out, look out, look out.
1441
01:47:04,600 --> 01:47:06,830
What's your sign?
1442
01:47:06,902 --> 01:47:07,891
Oh, shit!
1443
01:47:11,207 --> 01:47:13,038
Oh, shit.
1444
01:47:13,108 --> 01:47:15,975
Don't run, don't run,
motherfucker, don't run.
1445
01:47:16,045 --> 01:47:17,569
This baby's on speed!
1446
01:47:24,752 --> 01:47:26,185
Whoa!
1447
01:47:27,555 --> 01:47:29,853
- Aah!
- Yeah, yeah!
1448
01:47:33,895 --> 01:47:35,522
Yeah!
1449
01:47:35,597 --> 01:47:38,930
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's about time.
1450
01:47:54,182 --> 01:47:56,343
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1451
01:47:58,919 --> 01:48:00,284
Please don't dead-end.
1452
01:48:00,454 --> 01:48:01,853
Please don't dead end.
1453
01:48:01,989 --> 01:48:03,388
Please don't dead-end.
1454
01:48:04,157 --> 01:48:05,647
Please don't dead-end.
1455
01:48:05,792 --> 01:48:06,781
Please don't dead-end.
1456
01:48:06,960 --> 01:48:08,757
Please don't dead-end.
1457
01:48:08,929 --> 01:48:10,157
Please don't dead-end.
1458
01:48:10,297 --> 01:48:11,696
Please don't dead-end.
1459
01:48:11,765 --> 01:48:13,562
Oh, there the motherfucker is.
1460
01:48:13,634 --> 01:48:14,623
Go, go, go!
1461
01:48:14,701 --> 01:48:16,134
Get him, get him, get him!
1462
01:48:16,203 --> 01:48:17,397
Unh!
1463
01:48:33,619 --> 01:48:35,314
Oh, help me!
1464
01:48:47,099 --> 01:48:48,896
Be careful. My right arm's broken.
1465
01:48:48,968 --> 01:48:49,957
This one?
1466
01:48:53,339 --> 01:48:55,136
Oh, you want some shit?
1467
01:48:55,207 --> 01:48:57,334
Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
1468
01:49:01,047 --> 01:49:02,241
Uhn!
1469
01:49:05,884 --> 01:49:06,782
Yah!
1470
01:49:12,590 --> 01:49:13,921
Mother... fucker!
1471
01:49:14,459 --> 01:49:16,256
Motherfucker!
1472
01:49:21,166 --> 01:49:22,155
Asshole!