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Montauk train on track "B."
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Random thoughts
for Valentine's Day, 2004.
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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...
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Last call... to make
people feel like crap.
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I ditched work today.
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Took a train out to Montauk.
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Montauk train boarding
on track "B."
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I don't know why.
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Aah!
I'm not an impulsive person.
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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.
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I gotta get my car fixed.
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Hi. Cindy?
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It's Joel. Joel!
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Listen, I don't
feel very well today.
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No, food poisoning, I think.
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
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Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.
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Page is ripped out.
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Don't remember doing that.
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It appears this is
my first entry in two years.
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Sand is overrated.
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It's just tiny little rocks.
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If only I could
meet someone new.
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I guess my chances of that happening
are somewhat diminished,
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seeing that I'm incapable of making eye
contact with a woman I don't know.
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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
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She was nice.
Nice is good.
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She loved me.
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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...
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who shows me
the least bit of attention?
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Hi.
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I'm sorry?
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- I just said hi.
- Hi. Hello. Hi.
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Okay if I sit closer?
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How far are you going?
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Uh, Rockville Center.
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Get out! Me too!
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Really?
What are the odds?
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Do I know you?
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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?
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Sure. Sure.
That's it!
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Yeah?
I've seen you, man!
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Book slave there
for, like, five years now.
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Ah. I would have thought I would've
remembered you. Jesus! Is it five years?
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It might be the hair.
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What might?
It changes a lot.
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The color. That's why you
might not recognize me.
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It's called Blue Ruin, the color.
Right. Yeah.
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Snappy name, huh?
I like it.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, this company makes a whole line
of colors with equally snappy names.
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Red... Red Menace, Yellow
Fever, Green Revolution.
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?
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I mean, how many hair colors
could there be? Fifty, maybe.
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Someone's got that job.
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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.
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I apply my personality
in a paste.
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
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Well, you don't know me, so...
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you don't know, do you?
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Sorry. I was just...
I'm trying to be nice.
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Yeah. I got it.
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My name's Clementine, by the way.
I'm Joel.
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Hi, Joel.
Hey.
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No jokes about my name.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
You're trying to be nice.
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I don't know any jokes
about your name.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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I don't know what that means.
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Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?
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It's been suggested.
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No?
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I'm sorry. Just... It's a pretty
name, though. It really is nice.
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It's, uh...
It means "merciful."
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Right? Clemency?
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Although it hardly fits.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.
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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.
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Why wouldn't you think that about me?
I don't know.
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I just... I don't know.
I just, uh...
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You seem nice, so...
Oh, now I'm nice?
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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?
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I don't need "nice."
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I don't need myself to be it, and I don't
need anybody else to be it at me. Okay.
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Joel?
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It's Joel, right?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm a little out of sorts today.
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My embarrassing admission is,
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I really like
that you're nice right now.
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I mean, I can't tell from one moment
to the next what I'm gonna like,
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but right now...
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I'm glad you are.
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I have so much stuff
that, uh, I probably should, uh...
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I-I'm writing, and...
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No, no. I just...
Sure. No. That's okay.
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I just have... You know, this is...
Okay.
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- Ohh! Hey!
- Take care, then.
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Jesus!
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Hi. I could, uh,
give you a ride, if you need.
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It's cold.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah?
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It is frosty.
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You're not a stalker or anything, right?
I'm not a stalker.
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You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.
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Really?
There's a stalker book?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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I gotta read that one.
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Look, I'm sorry if I came off
sorta nutso. I'm not, really.
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Oh, it's okay.
I didn't think you were.
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Did you wanna have a drink?
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could, um...
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Um... Never mind.
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Sorry. That was stupid. I'm
embarrassed now. No, no, no, no.
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Good night, Joel.
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Two Blue Ruins.
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Thank you.
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Drink up, young man.
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It'll make the whole seduction
part less repugnant.
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I'm just kidding!
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Come on.
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You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, you know,
my life isn't that interesting.
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I go to work, I come home.
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Don't know what to say.
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You should read my journal.
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I mean, it's just... blank.
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Really? Does that make
you sad or anxious?
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I mean, I'm always anxious, thinking
I'm not living my life to the fullest,
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taking advantage
of every possibility,
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making sure I'm not wasting one
second of the little time I have.
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I think about that.
Yeah?
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You're really nice.
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Ohh! God, I have to
stop saying that.
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I'm gonna marry you.
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I know it.
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Um... okay.
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Joel, you should come up
to the Charles with me sometime.
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It gets frozen this time of year.
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That sounds scary.
Exactly.
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I'll pack a picnic.
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A night picnic.
Night picnics are different.
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And, um, we could...
Sounds good.
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But I... I should, uh, go.
Now.
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You should stay.
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No, I really... I'm... I...
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I have to get up so early.
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I would like you to call me.
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Would you do that?
I would like it.
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Yes.
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Wish me a happy Valentine's Day
when you call!
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That'd be nice.
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What took you so long?
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I just walked in.
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Mm-hmm. You miss me?
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Yeah.
Oddly enough, I do.
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Oh!
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You said "I do."
I guess that means were married.
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I guess so.
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Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?
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It's really solid
this time of year.
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Whoa! I don't know.
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Come on. Come on. Eee!
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Come on.
Come on, come on.
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Whew.
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Oh. So beautiful.
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Isn't it?
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Uh, don't go too far.
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- Whoo! Oww! Ow!
- Whoa! Oh!
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00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:27,499
- Are you okay?
- Ouch! Fuck it.
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Ohh! Oh, my ass!
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I think I should go back.
Come on. Come on!
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What if it breaks?
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- "What if"? Do you really care right now?
- Huh?
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Come here. Please.
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Come on.
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Ohh.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Slidy-slidy. Slidy-slidy. Whoa!
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00:14:53,698 --> 00:14:56,999
This is good. Here, let me
show you this one thing.
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What are you doing?
Whoa.
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Come on.
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Think I heard a crack.
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It's not gonna crack
or break or...
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It's so thick.
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00:15:18,097 --> 00:15:20,697
Show me which constellations
you know.
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Um... Oh.
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I don't... know any.
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Show me which ones you know.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:38,400
Oh. Here's Osidius.
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Where?
198
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:42,498
Right there.
See?
199
00:15:42,499 --> 00:15:45,299
Sort of a swoop and a cross.
200
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,299
Osidius the Emphatic.
201
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,798
You're full of shit.
Right? Nope.
202
00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:54,798
Osidius is right there.
Swoop and cross.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Clementine.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Hey.
Hey.
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00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:20,999
Hey. Sorry to wake you, but we're...
here.
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Ahh.
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00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:35,799
Can I come over to your house...
to sleep?
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I'm so tired.
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00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:41,597
Okay. Um, yeah. Sure.
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Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Oh.
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Just...
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Yes?
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00:17:08,497 --> 00:17:11,899
Can I help you?
What do you mean?
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Can I help you with something?
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No.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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We're looking for 159.
What number's that?
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I don't know where that is.
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Jesus Christ, you'd think they'd light the
number, or at least put a number on...
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Is that him?
I think so.
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Yeah, that's him.
Wait. That's him.
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Hey, Joel.
Frank.
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Oh, shit.
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Jesus. The only Valentine's Day
cards I get are from my mother.
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How pathetic is that, huh?
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You're lucky
you have Clementine, man.
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She is way cool.
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Hey, you got any big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
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No.
235
00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:12,497
Well, it's only a day away. Better
make some reservations or something.
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Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's. Right?
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McRomance!
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You want some fries
with that shake?
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I have to, uh,
go to sleep now, Frank.
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It's 8:30.
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Patrick, stop it.
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Ohh! Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Whew. Okay.
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Showtime at the Apollo.
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Shh, shh, shh. Hey.
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Quiet.
248
00:21:50,798 --> 00:21:52,699
Hey, Joel. What's up?
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Oh. Hi, Frank.
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I only get Valentine's Day cards
from my mom.
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How pathetic is that?
252
00:22:07,098 --> 00:22:09,097
You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.
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00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:13,097
Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
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00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,097
No.
255
00:22:15,098 --> 00:22:17,098
It's only a day away.
256
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Better make a reservation
or something.
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00:22:19,699 --> 00:22:21,598
Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.
258
00:22:21,699 --> 00:22:24,098
Oh, no!
259
00:22:24,199 --> 00:22:27,498
Yes! Valentine's Day is three goddamn
days away! I want it resolved.
260
00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:30,699
I'm willing to be
the one to resolve it.
261
00:22:30,798 --> 00:22:34,098
So I call her,
and she's changed her number.
262
00:22:34,199 --> 00:22:37,297
So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know, to get her something.
263
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:41,298
I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early valentine, and...
264
00:22:42,998 --> 00:22:44,899
You won't believe it.
265
00:22:44,998 --> 00:22:47,699
She's there with...
266
00:22:47,798 --> 00:22:51,498
this guy, this really young guy.
267
00:22:51,598 --> 00:22:54,998
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.
268
00:22:55,098 --> 00:22:57,597
Excuse me?
269
00:22:57,598 --> 00:23:00,298
Can I help you
find something, sir?
270
00:23:04,199 --> 00:23:06,198
Hey, Clem-ato.
271
00:23:06,199 --> 00:23:09,298
Patrick! Baby boy.
272
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:14,597
What you doing here, baby?
Just came to surprise you.
273
00:23:14,598 --> 00:23:17,498
Let me know if you need something, sir.
You look good.
274
00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:19,498
Hi.
275
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,699
How are you? Pretty good. Pretty bored.
Pretty tired.
276
00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:24,699
Uh-huh.
277
00:23:24,798 --> 00:23:27,899
I so want what's in your suit.
Oh, good.
278
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,497
Why?
279
00:23:40,498 --> 00:23:42,998
Why would she do that to me?
280
00:23:47,399 --> 00:23:49,399
Hey, does anybody want a joint?
281
00:23:49,498 --> 00:23:52,098
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
282
00:23:52,199 --> 00:23:54,098
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.
283
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,098
I know, honey.
For being honest.
284
00:23:56,199 --> 00:23:58,399
It's horrible.
I should just go to her house.
285
00:23:58,498 --> 00:24:01,497
No! No, no, no. You don't wanna go
there, man. You don't wanna go there.
286
00:24:01,498 --> 00:24:05,899
Get off. It's too...
Right. Yeah.
287
00:24:05,998 --> 00:24:07,899
I don't want to seem desperate.
288
00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:12,597
Joel, why don't you just see this as
a sign, make a clean break. Right?
289
00:24:12,598 --> 00:24:15,798
Right?
290
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,899
All right, Joel,
look, man, seriously.
291
00:24:19,998 --> 00:24:21,899
Rob!
Here's the deal.
292
00:24:21,998 --> 00:24:25,098
Don't do that. Rob, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
293
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:28,398
What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?
What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?
294
00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:30,998
You're gonna make this about our shit now?
This isn't about us.
295
00:24:31,098 --> 00:24:35,098
I agree. It's not about us. It's
about Joel, who's an adult. Okay?
296
00:24:35,199 --> 00:24:37,199
Not Mama Carrie's kid.
297
00:24:38,498 --> 00:24:41,399
- What are you...
- That's your laundry!
298
00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:46,399
That's great.
That's good.
299
00:24:56,399 --> 00:24:58,399
Okay.
300
00:25:05,399 --> 00:25:09,598
What is it? I don't know. It's
some place that does a thing.
301
00:25:21,399 --> 00:25:23,498
Good morning. Lacuna.
302
00:25:24,498 --> 00:25:27,498
No, I'm sorry. That offer
expired after the new year.
303
00:25:30,298 --> 00:25:33,399
Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in...
304
00:25:33,498 --> 00:25:35,798
How about on the fifth?
305
00:25:35,899 --> 00:25:39,298
That's a Wednesday. All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?
306
00:25:40,598 --> 00:25:43,899
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.
307
00:25:43,998 --> 00:25:47,597
Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.
308
00:25:47,598 --> 00:25:49,597
May I help you?
309
00:25:49,598 --> 00:25:52,597
I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?
310
00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:56,199
I'm Joel. Barish.
I have an appointment with Dr...
311
00:25:56,298 --> 00:25:58,199
Mierzwiak.
312
00:25:58,298 --> 00:26:01,597
- Here. Could you please fill this out?
- I just want to talk to him.
313
00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:03,598
You still need to fill the
form out, sir. Really?
314
00:26:03,699 --> 00:26:06,798
- Thank you.
- Great.
315
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,798
I don't have a pen.
316
00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:11,998
There's a pen right there.
317
00:26:12,098 --> 00:26:13,998
Good morning. Lacuna.
Oh.
318
00:26:14,098 --> 00:26:17,899
Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.
319
00:26:17,998 --> 00:26:19,998
Mr. Barish?
320
00:26:22,399 --> 00:26:24,298
How are we today?
321
00:26:24,399 --> 00:26:26,298
Not too good, actually.
322
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:28,298
Boo!
Oh, my God! Stan!
323
00:26:28,399 --> 00:26:31,298
Sorry. Sorry, I was just...
I'm working!
324
00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:34,698
Sorry. Sorry.
325
00:26:34,699 --> 00:26:36,699
Here, Doctor.
Thank you.
326
00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:39,698
You should not have seen this.
327
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,699
I apologize.
328
00:26:45,598 --> 00:26:48,097
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem...
329
00:26:48,098 --> 00:26:50,998
I assure you, no.
No.
330
00:26:56,399 --> 00:26:59,098
Mm-mmm.
There's no such thing as this.
331
00:27:00,598 --> 00:27:03,798
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
332
00:27:03,899 --> 00:27:06,398
so I can't show you evidence.
333
00:27:06,399 --> 00:27:12,198
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
334
00:27:12,199 --> 00:27:14,298
and she wanted to move on.
335
00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,298
We provide that possibility.
336
00:27:16,399 --> 00:27:20,399
"Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on.
337
00:27:20,498 --> 00:27:22,998
We provide
that possibility."
338
00:27:23,098 --> 00:27:25,097
What the hell is that?
339
00:27:25,098 --> 00:27:28,097
Nicest guy
she ever went out with.
340
00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,097
Oww! Fuck!
341
00:27:30,098 --> 00:27:32,597
God, Rob! Give it a rest!
342
00:27:32,598 --> 00:27:34,597
It's okay.
It's all right.
343
00:27:34,598 --> 00:27:37,298
Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.
344
00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:43,098
What can I say, Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.
345
00:27:43,199 --> 00:27:44,997
She's impulsive.
346
00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:48,598
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.
347
00:27:52,498 --> 00:27:54,497
A lark.
348
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,998
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you do that?
349
00:28:01,498 --> 00:28:03,298
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
350
00:28:03,399 --> 00:28:06,298
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.
351
00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:09,398
Okay. I want it done. I told him
pre-Valentine's Day is our busy time.
352
00:28:09,399 --> 00:28:12,798
- Oh, th-th-that's... that's okay, Mary.
- But there are people waiting.
353
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:15,798
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh...
to come inside.
354
00:28:15,899 --> 00:28:19,399
And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs.
Woo. Good-bye, Mrs. Woo. Yes, of course.
355
00:28:23,598 --> 00:28:26,199
Now, the, uh...
356
00:28:26,298 --> 00:28:29,199
the first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,
357
00:28:29,298 --> 00:28:31,199
is to go home...
358
00:28:31,298 --> 00:28:36,699
and collect everything you own
that has some association with Clementine.
359
00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,998
Anything.
360
00:28:40,498 --> 00:28:44,699
And we'll use these items to create
a map of Clementine in your brain.
361
00:28:44,798 --> 00:28:47,398
Okay?
362
00:28:47,399 --> 00:28:52,498
So we'll need, uh,
uh, photos, clothing, gifts,
363
00:28:52,598 --> 00:28:57,498
books she may have bought you,
CDs you may have bought together,
364
00:28:57,598 --> 00:29:00,199
journal entries.
365
00:29:00,298 --> 00:29:02,098
We want to empty your home...
366
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:06,498
We want to empty your life
of Clementine.
367
00:29:06,598 --> 00:29:11,097
And after the mapping is done, our technicians
will do the erasing in your home tonight.
368
00:29:11,098 --> 00:29:14,497
That way, when you awake
in the morning,
369
00:29:14,498 --> 00:29:18,997
you'll find yourself in your own bed
as if nothing had happened...
370
00:29:18,998 --> 00:29:21,498
a new life awaiting you.
371
00:29:24,498 --> 00:29:27,998
Wake up, buddy!
372
00:29:32,699 --> 00:29:34,998
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
373
00:29:35,098 --> 00:29:38,199
You can't have the procedure done
three times in one month.
374
00:29:39,298 --> 00:29:42,899
Well, it's just not our policy...
How are you today, Mr. Barish?
375
00:29:43,998 --> 00:29:46,598
Hello. I'm right here.
376
00:29:46,699 --> 00:29:48,746
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything
377
00:29:48,758 --> 00:29:50,899
we can... We can fit you
in on the first of March.
378
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,399
Maybe you could talk to the doctor,
a- and he...
379
00:29:54,498 --> 00:29:58,699
All right, so let's make an appointment. What
day would you like to come in this week?
380
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:02,199
Mr. Barish. Um, he's really
busy this afternoon.
381
00:30:02,298 --> 00:30:06,298
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?
382
00:30:07,298 --> 00:30:10,199
February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.
383
00:30:17,199 --> 00:30:19,399
This is, uh, Stan Fink,
384
00:30:19,498 --> 00:30:22,098
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.
385
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,698
He'll be handling
your case tonight.
386
00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:29,198
Great to meet you,
Mr. Barish.
387
00:30:29,199 --> 00:30:31,198
My name is Joel Barish,
388
00:30:31,199 --> 00:30:35,798
and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.
389
00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:40,899
Very good.
Now, tell me about, uh, Clementine.
390
00:30:40,998 --> 00:30:47,399
Uh, I was... living
with this woman, Naomi,
391
00:30:47,498 --> 00:30:49,998
uh, a couple years ago,
392
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,797
and my friends Rob and
Carrie invited us to this
393
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,298
party at the beach...
I don't like parties.
394
00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:58,598
Naomi couldn't go, but I went...
395
00:30:58,699 --> 00:31:01,898
and I, uh, met Clementine.
396
00:31:01,899 --> 00:31:04,899
I'm sorry.
397
00:31:04,998 --> 00:31:07,899
Let's start with
your most recent memories...
398
00:31:07,998 --> 00:31:11,598
and work backwards from there,
more or less.
399
00:31:11,699 --> 00:31:13,598
There's an emotional core...
400
00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:15,598
to each of our memories,
401
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:19,497
and when you eradicate that core
it starts its degradation process.
402
00:31:19,498 --> 00:31:21,997
By the time you wake up
in the morning,
403
00:31:21,998 --> 00:31:25,797
all the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,
404
00:31:25,798 --> 00:31:27,898
as in a dream upon waking.
405
00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:31,199
Is there any risk
of brain damage?
406
00:31:31,298 --> 00:31:34,298
Well, uh, technically speaking,
407
00:31:34,399 --> 00:31:36,298
the procedure is brain damage,
408
00:31:36,399 --> 00:31:39,199
but it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.
409
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:41,199
Nothing you'll miss.
410
00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:45,699
Comfortable?
411
00:31:45,798 --> 00:31:49,399
What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,
is actually creating a map of your brain.
412
00:31:49,498 --> 00:31:51,798
Okay, let's get started.
413
00:31:51,899 --> 00:31:55,598
If we want to get this procedure underway
tonight, we have some work to do.
414
00:31:55,699 --> 00:31:59,498
I want you to react to these
objects, Mr. Barish, if you will.
415
00:32:02,199 --> 00:32:04,598
There's a good story
behind this one...
416
00:32:04,699 --> 00:32:07,598
Uh, actually, Mr. Barish, I'll get
a much better emotional readout...
417
00:32:07,699 --> 00:32:11,597
if you refrain from any sort of
verbal description of the items.
418
00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,597
Just try to focus on the memories.
419
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:16,199
Oh. Sorry. Okay.
420
00:32:17,998 --> 00:32:22,399
Healthy activity up there again.
Healthy readouts. Very good.
421
00:32:22,498 --> 00:32:25,797
- Here's another object.
- That's so...
422
00:32:25,798 --> 00:32:28,399
Next item. Okay.
423
00:32:29,998 --> 00:32:31,899
Potato head.
424
00:32:31,998 --> 00:32:35,297
Next item. Okay.
425
00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:40,199
Just focus on the memories.
Patrick, do me a favor.
426
00:32:40,298 --> 00:32:43,598
Hey, Patrick, do me a
favor, will ya? Yeah.
427
00:32:43,699 --> 00:32:47,498
Can you check the voltage regulator?
What do we got there?
428
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:49,498
Uh, voltage looks fine.
Really?
429
00:32:49,598 --> 00:32:53,598
Well, I'm not wiping as clean
as I like here. I'm...
430
00:32:56,598 --> 00:33:01,699
Well, uh, technically the procedure
is brain damage.
431
00:33:03,798 --> 00:33:06,199
Check the, uh...
Check the connections, please.
432
00:33:07,998 --> 00:33:10,699
Oh, there you are.
I...
433
00:33:15,998 --> 00:33:20,098
Why am I... I don't understand
what I'm looking at.
434
00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,997
Why am I standing here and...
435
00:33:22,998 --> 00:33:25,899
Oh, my God.
Déjà vu.
436
00:33:25,998 --> 00:33:27,998
Déjà vu.
This is so...
437
00:33:28,098 --> 00:33:31,097
All right, we should get started.
If we're gonna get the procedure...
438
00:33:31,098 --> 00:33:34,097
underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
439
00:33:34,098 --> 00:33:36,698
I'm in my head already,
aren't I?
440
00:33:36,699 --> 00:33:40,097
I suppose so.
Uh, this is about right.
441
00:33:40,098 --> 00:33:43,098
This is what it...
This is what it would look like.
442
00:33:45,699 --> 00:33:47,598
Very good.
443
00:33:47,699 --> 00:33:49,997
We'll dispose of these mementos
when we're done here.
444
00:33:49,998 --> 00:33:53,398
That way you won't be confused later by
their unexplainable presence in your home.
445
00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:55,699
Ah, there we go.
446
00:33:55,798 --> 00:33:57,199
Patrick?
Yeah?
447
00:33:57,298 --> 00:33:59,899
Patrick, can you check...
Patrick?
448
00:33:59,998 --> 00:34:03,498
I'm getting some sort of readout
of my own voice. Patrick? Patrick?
449
00:34:03,598 --> 00:34:07,498
- Why are there so many wires?
- A lot of equipment.
450
00:34:07,499 --> 00:34:11,300
- Does that help? - Are you sure
you set that thing up properly?
451
00:34:11,399 --> 00:34:13,300
How's that? How are you
today, Mr. Barish?
452
00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:15,499
There we are, Mr. Barish.
That's better.
453
00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:18,899
- I don't know if I like this.
- Think I might try this, then.
454
00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:20,898
We're almost done now.
455
00:34:20,899 --> 00:34:24,098
Mmm. Journal.
That would be invaluable.
456
00:34:24,099 --> 00:34:28,200
"I met someone tonight.
I don't know what to do.
457
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,899
Her name is Clementine,
and she's amazing."
458
00:34:30,999 --> 00:34:33,499
Whoa! Jesus!
459
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:36,499
What? What? Come on! Careful!
Step back!
460
00:34:36,599 --> 00:34:38,499
Just take it easy.
461
00:34:38,599 --> 00:34:40,399
That's fine.
462
00:34:40,499 --> 00:34:42,300
Let's not roach the guy.
463
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,800
All right, you got that one.
464
00:34:47,899 --> 00:34:51,700
This place is sort of a dump, don't you
think? It's an apartment, Patrick.
465
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,999
Patrick.
466
00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:58,200
Well, not a dump, then,
but sorta plain. Uninspired.
467
00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:00,700
And there's sort of
a stale smell.
468
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,300
Patrick, can we just please
get through this?
469
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,999
We got a very long night ahead of us.
Come on. Yeah. Yeah.
470
00:35:13,999 --> 00:35:16,599
This is the last time I saw you.
471
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,699
It's 3:00.
472
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:38,300
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
473
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,399
Were you driving drunk?
474
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,700
It's pathetic.
475
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,999
I was a little tipsy.
476
00:35:45,099 --> 00:35:46,999
Don't call me pathetic.
477
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:48,999
Well, it is pathetic.
478
00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:51,999
It's fucking irresponsible.
Could've killed somebody. Oh, God.
479
00:35:52,099 --> 00:35:55,075
Maybe you did kill somebody. Should we
turn on the news and see? Oh, Christ!
480
00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:56,670
Should I check the grill
to see if there's any
481
00:35:56,682 --> 00:35:58,399
children or small animals?
I didn't kill anybody!
482
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,300
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
You're like an old lady or something.
483
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,800
Well, what are you like?
484
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,800
A wino?
A wino?
485
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:09,800
Jesus, are you from the '50s
or something?
486
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,800
A wino?
487
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,099
Face it, Joely.
488
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,699
You're freaked out because
I was out late without you,
489
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,699
and in your little wormy brain...
490
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:25,700
you're trying to figure out,
did she fuck someone tonight?
491
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,299
No, see, Clem,
492
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,900
I assume
you fucked someone tonight.
493
00:36:31,999 --> 00:36:34,400
Isn't that how you get people
to like you?
494
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,700
I'm sorry. Okay?
495
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,599
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?
496
00:36:56,099 --> 00:36:57,999
Clem?
Your keys.
497
00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,999
I was just... I was just...
I won't need them anymore.
498
00:37:01,099 --> 00:37:04,200
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.
499
00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,900
Clem?
500
00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,900
Got it.
501
00:37:17,999 --> 00:37:19,900
Mary's coming over tonight.
502
00:37:19,999 --> 00:37:21,599
Yeah?
Yeah.
503
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,599
Just thought you'd wanna know.
504
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,740
I like Mary. I like when she comes to
visit. I just don't think she likes me.
505
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,300
She likes you okay.
506
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,499
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
I have a girlfriend now.
507
00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:35,099
Do whatever you want.
Did I tell you I have...
508
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,099
Yeah.
509
00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:44,499
Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?
510
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:46,499
We gotta focus here, Patrick.
511
00:37:46,599 --> 00:37:48,499
Yeah, the thing is,
512
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:51,499
our situation is...
is a little weird.
513
00:37:51,599 --> 00:37:53,499
My girlfriend situation.
514
00:37:54,599 --> 00:37:56,400
I'm sure it is.
515
00:37:56,499 --> 00:37:58,499
You gotta be...
516
00:38:24,599 --> 00:38:26,499
Clem, let me drive you home.
517
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:28,599
Get out of my face, faggot!
518
00:38:29,999 --> 00:38:33,599
Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!
519
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:36,098
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
520
00:38:36,099 --> 00:38:38,098
You did it to me first!
521
00:38:38,099 --> 00:38:42,099
I can't believe you did this to me.
Goddamn it.
522
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:45,099
Clem! Can you hear me?
523
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,800
By morning you'll be gone!
524
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:51,400
The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!
525
00:38:56,099 --> 00:39:00,200
Is there something wrong with a girl being
attracted to me? Is that a problem?
526
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,800
No, I think it's... funny.
527
00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,900
So, who do you think's better-looking,
me or this guy?
528
00:39:05,999 --> 00:39:07,998
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
529
00:39:07,999 --> 00:39:10,599
Remember that girl
we did last week?
530
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:13,800
The one with the... potatoes?
531
00:39:15,499 --> 00:39:18,998
That girl?
That's this guy's girl.
532
00:39:18,999 --> 00:39:20,998
Right.
Yeah.
533
00:39:20,999 --> 00:39:23,998
Was. We took care of that.
534
00:39:23,999 --> 00:39:26,499
Oh, God!
Well, uh...
535
00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:29,498
I kinda fell in love with her
that night.
536
00:39:29,499 --> 00:39:32,499
What? You little fuck...
537
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:35,499
What?
She was unconscious, man.
538
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:38,599
Well, she was beautiful, and...
539
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:41,700
I stole a pair of her panties
as well.
540
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,598
Jesus!
What?
541
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:48,598
It's not like...
542
00:39:48,599 --> 00:39:50,109
I mean, they were clean and all.
Don't tell me
543
00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,676
this stuff, man! I don't
wanna hear this shit!
544
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:54,099
They were clean!
What? D-Don't! Stop!
545
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,599
Okay. Yeah! All right!
We got work to do.
546
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,700
Give me my papers.
547
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,599
There's, um...
548
00:40:15,999 --> 00:40:17,999
There's more.
549
00:40:19,099 --> 00:40:22,098
After we did her, I kind of...
550
00:40:22,099 --> 00:40:25,499
went to where she works
and asked her out.
551
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,900
You what?
552
00:40:28,999 --> 00:40:31,599
Jesus.
Jesus, Patrick!
553
00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:37,598
Do you have... any idea...
how unethical...
554
00:40:37,599 --> 00:40:40,599
It's not really that bad.
555
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,400
What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?
556
00:40:43,499 --> 00:40:46,800
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!
557
00:40:58,099 --> 00:41:00,099
There's someone here.
558
00:41:01,099 --> 00:41:02,999
He stole your underwear.
559
00:41:04,099 --> 00:41:07,300
I don't see anyone.
560
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,800
Joel?
561
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,300
Where are my boots?
562
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,800
Why are you showing me poisons?
Can't you understand English?
563
00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:34,900
"Potions," I said.
Potions.
564
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,299
Love potion, please.
565
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,200
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!
566
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,900
Should've left you
at the flea market.
567
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,200
First thing to do is...
568
00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:59,300
sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
569
00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,700
Wanna go?
570
00:42:07,999 --> 00:42:09,998
I want to have a baby.
571
00:42:09,999 --> 00:42:12,900
Let's talk about it later.
572
00:42:12,999 --> 00:42:16,200
No! I want to have a baby.
573
00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,299
I don't think we're ready.
574
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:22,300
You're not ready.
575
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,699
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?
576
00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,900
What?
577
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,800
I don't wanna
talk about it here.
578
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,699
I can't hear you. I can never the
fuck understand what you're saying.
579
00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:37,199
I don't wanna talk about this!
Fucking ventriloquist!
580
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,699
We're fucking gonna talk about it!
I... don't... want... to...
581
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,376
You can't just say something like that
and say you don't wanna talk about it!
582
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,300
I'm sorry, Clem.
I'd make a fucking good mother!
583
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,657
I love children, I'm
creative and smart, and I'd
584
00:42:47,669 --> 00:42:49,800
make a fucking great mother!
Oh, God... Mmm!
585
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:53,300
It's you, Joel. It's you
who can't commit to anything!
586
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,999
It's going! It's going! You have no idea
how lucky you are I'm interested in you!
587
00:42:57,099 --> 00:43:00,098
Maybe I should end this
right here, Joel!
588
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:03,539
Leave you at the flea market with this stupid
costume jewelry! It's done. This is crap.
589
00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:05,464
Maybe you could find
yourself an antique rocking
590
00:43:05,476 --> 00:43:07,199
chair to die in! All
the pain, confusion...
591
00:43:14,999 --> 00:43:17,699
Oh. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
592
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,699
Hey, you.
Oh, it's freezing outside.
593
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,599
Find us okay?
Yeah.
594
00:43:25,999 --> 00:43:28,400
Mmm.
Hot!
595
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,599
Poor guy.
596
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,400
Mmm? Oh.
597
00:43:34,499 --> 00:43:36,700
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
598
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,700
Uh, we haven't really
checked yet.
599
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,700
Patrick?
Uh, yeah.
600
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,200
Uh, let me do the honors.
601
00:43:45,499 --> 00:43:47,400
Mary hates me.
602
00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:50,099
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.
603
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,099
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.
604
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,200
Stan. Stan.
605
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:56,700
There's more.
No!
606
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,099
Yes.
No!
607
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,099
Hey, hey!
608
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,099
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?
609
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,799
Uh, no, that's okay.
Wait.
610
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,099
"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get
the better even of their blunders."
611
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,099
Oh.
612
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,099
Oh!
Oh!
613
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,999
Mmm!
614
00:44:22,999 --> 00:44:26,400
That's Nietzsche.
Beyond Good and Evil.
615
00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:28,700
I found it in my Bartlett's.
616
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,700
What's your Bartlett's?
617
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,700
It's a quote book, Patrick.
618
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,700
It's a book of quotations.
619
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,200
I think Howard will be
in Bartlett's one day.
620
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,299
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.
621
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,700
God!
622
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,300
Can you wake him up?
623
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,300
You can't wake him up.
624
00:44:49,599 --> 00:44:51,599
Mmm.
625
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:57,900
You don't tell me things, Joel.
626
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
I'm an open book.
627
00:45:02,599 --> 00:45:04,499
I tell you everything.
628
00:45:04,599 --> 00:45:07,800
Every damn embarrassing thing.
629
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,499
You don't trust me.
630
00:45:12,599 --> 00:45:16,200
Constantly talking
isn't necessarily communicating.
631
00:45:18,599 --> 00:45:20,599
I don't do that.
632
00:45:23,099 --> 00:45:25,099
I want to know you.
633
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,199
Hmm?
634
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,300
I don't constantly talk.
Jesus!
635
00:45:33,099 --> 00:45:35,300
People have to
share things, Joel.
636
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,300
Mm-hmm.
637
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,499
That's what intimacy is.
638
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:42,499
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.
639
00:45:42,599 --> 00:45:44,499
I'm sorry.
640
00:45:44,599 --> 00:45:47,499
It just... really just
isn't that interesting.
641
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,700
I wanna read some of those journals
you're constantly scribbling in.
642
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,900
What do you write in there if you don't
have any thoughts or passions or...
643
00:45:54,999 --> 00:45:56,999
love?
644
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,899
November 19, 2003.
645
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:11,599
Dinner at Kang's again.
646
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:16,998
Are we like those poor couples...
647
00:46:16,999 --> 00:46:19,799
you feel sorry for in restaurants?
648
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,200
Are we the dining dead?
649
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:26,999
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.
650
00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:33,400
I like that.
651
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,599
How's the chicken?
652
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:38,700
Good.
653
00:46:40,099 --> 00:46:43,099
More?
No. No. Thank you.
654
00:46:46,099 --> 00:46:48,598
She's gonna be drunk
and stupid now.
655
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:51,098
Hey, would you do me a favor...
656
00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:54,099
and clean the goddamn hair off the soap
when you're done in the shower?
657
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,099
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
It's really...
658
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,300
- Gross.
- Gross.
659
00:47:00,599 --> 00:47:03,098
- It's just...
- Repulsive.
660
00:47:03,099 --> 00:47:04,800
It's repulsive.
661
00:47:10,599 --> 00:47:13,200
Patrick, can we get through this?
662
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,098
Patrick.
663
00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:17,098
Hey, Tangerine.
664
00:47:17,099 --> 00:47:20,300
Oh, Patrick, it's you.
665
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,599
I'm so miserable right now.
666
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:25,099
Why? What's wrong?
I don't know.
667
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,099
Excuse me?
I'm so confused!
668
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,099
Can I help you
find something, sir?
669
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,200
Confused? What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.
670
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,099
Baby, come here.
671
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,200
Scared of what?
672
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,299
Do you love me?
Of course I do.
673
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,299
Where's the self-help section?
674
00:47:46,300 --> 00:47:48,800
Do you think I'm ugly?
675
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:51,300
No! You're beautiful!
676
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,599
Maybe I should come over.
No, no.
677
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,699
I don't know.
I-I'm a mess, Patrick.
678
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,400
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.
679
00:47:59,499 --> 00:48:01,399
Okay.
680
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,599
Stan, can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.
681
00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:06,900
We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's...
682
00:48:06,999 --> 00:48:08,900
Let him go, Stan!
683
00:48:08,999 --> 00:48:11,900
Let him go. I'll help.
684
00:48:11,999 --> 00:48:13,900
See?
How hard can it be?
685
00:48:13,999 --> 00:48:17,699
- She hates me. She wants me to go.
- Go.
686
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,599
All right.
I'll be right over, Tangerine.
687
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,400
You like?
688
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:25,499
Oh, man!
689
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:27,599
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
690
00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,599
I like it.
You do?
691
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,900
You look like a tangerine.
Ohh!
692
00:48:31,999 --> 00:48:35,400
"Clemen-teen" the tangerine.
Mmm! Juicy!
693
00:48:35,499 --> 00:48:37,999
And seedless.
I like that.
694
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,899
I like tangerines!
695
00:48:41,900 --> 00:48:44,099
Can you see me doing ducks?
696
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,098
Tangerine. Joel. Ducks.
Quack-quack.
697
00:48:47,099 --> 00:48:50,098
How does he know to call you that?
How did who know?
698
00:48:50,099 --> 00:48:52,900
Oh, my God. Clem?
This is pretty cool.
699
00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,900
That's what
they called themselves.
700
00:48:54,999 --> 00:48:57,400
The Clash...
the only band that mattered.
701
00:48:57,499 --> 00:48:59,400
They called themselves that
for a reason.
702
00:48:59,499 --> 00:49:02,899
It's amazing, isn't it? Like social
justice... Yeah, it's totally incredible.
703
00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:05,400
What Howard gives to the world.
704
00:49:06,499 --> 00:49:08,598
Yeah.
705
00:49:08,599 --> 00:49:11,099
To let people begin again.
706
00:49:13,099 --> 00:49:15,098
It's beautiful.
707
00:49:15,099 --> 00:49:20,098
You look at a baby, and it's so
pure and so free and so clean.
708
00:49:20,099 --> 00:49:23,598
And adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
709
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,400
and... phobias.
710
00:49:26,499 --> 00:49:29,599
Howard just makes it all go away.
711
00:49:39,499 --> 00:49:41,400
Oh, my God.
712
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,199
Baby, what's going on? I don't know.
I don't know!
713
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,599
I'm lost, I'm scared,
714
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,599
I feel like I'm disappearing.
715
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,599
Disappearing? My skin's coming off!
I'm getting old!
716
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,599
Nothing makes any sense to me!
You're not getting old.
717
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,900
Nothing makes any sense. Nothing
makes any sense. Ohh, Tangerine.
718
00:49:59,999 --> 00:50:02,300
Nothing makes any sense.
719
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,999
Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.
It's okay. It's okay.
720
00:50:06,099 --> 00:50:10,099
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
721
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,099
Montauk?
Yeah.
722
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:15,900
No! Come up to Boston with me. Sure.
Yeah. We can go next weekend.
723
00:50:15,999 --> 00:50:19,200
No, no. Now. Now.
Yeah. I have to go now.
724
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:21,700
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.
725
00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:27,700
Hi, it's Joel.
726
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:32,999
Um, leave a message after the beep
and I'll get back to you.
727
00:50:34,999 --> 00:50:37,498
Pick up! Pick up, man!
728
00:50:37,499 --> 00:50:40,300
W-W-W-W-Whoa.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
729
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,899
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
730
00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:47,999
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.
731
00:50:48,099 --> 00:50:50,899
Can you handle things tonight alone?
I'm really sorry, man.
732
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,899
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control, man.
733
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:57,499
He's pretty much on autopilot right now
anyway. Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
734
00:50:57,599 --> 00:51:00,300
Dude, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
735
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200
Charles.
736
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,300
Come on, Charles.
737
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:17,299
"Look! You and me on the Charles River.
I could die right now, Clem.
738
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:21,499
I'm just happy. I've never felt that
before. I'm just exactly where I want..."
739
00:51:23,499 --> 00:51:26,199
I'm so excited. Yea.
I'm excited too!
740
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:32,999
Cool. Oh, uh, I, uh...
I got you this...
741
00:51:33,099 --> 00:51:36,199
What?
Thing, um...
742
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,199
Happy early Valentine's Day.
743
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,200
Oh!
744
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,700
Wow. What is it?
745
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,300
Uh, I don't know.
Open it up.
746
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,799
Oh.
747
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,799
It... It's gorgeous!
748
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,799
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
749
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,200
I've never gone out with a guy
who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
750
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:05,300
Thank you.
751
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:14,200
Let's go.
Okay.
752
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,499
Joely?
Yeah, Tangerine?
753
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,700
Am I ugly?
754
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,200
Mm-mmm. When I was a
kid, I thought I was.
755
00:52:25,300 --> 00:52:29,400
Can't believe I'm crying already.
756
00:52:29,499 --> 00:52:35,300
Sometimes I think people don't
understand how lonely it is to be a kid.
757
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,400
Like you don't matter.
758
00:52:38,499 --> 00:52:44,099
So, I'm eight... and
I have these toys,
759
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,099
these dolls.
760
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:50,900
My favorite is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.
761
00:52:50,999 --> 00:52:52,900
And I keep yelling at her:
762
00:52:52,999 --> 00:52:57,399
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!"
763
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,400
It's weird.
764
00:52:59,499 --> 00:53:02,598
Like if I can transform her,
765
00:53:02,599 --> 00:53:05,300
I would magically change too.
766
00:53:09,999 --> 00:53:11,900
You're pretty.
767
00:53:11,999 --> 00:53:15,199
Joely, don't ever leave me.
768
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:19,299
Pretty. Pretty.
Pretty. Pretty.
769
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:23,299
Mierzwiak, please
let me keep this memory.
770
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,300
Just this one.
771
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,300
I don't wanna hold your hand.
Come on.
772
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,999
Whoo!
Whoa!
773
00:53:30,099 --> 00:53:32,099
Stop it!
774
00:53:35,499 --> 00:53:38,200
I could die right now, Clem.
775
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,400
I'm just...
776
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,400
happy.
777
00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:49,900
I've never felt that before.
778
00:53:51,099 --> 00:53:52,999
Mmm.
779
00:53:53,099 --> 00:53:55,099
I'm just exactly...
780
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:59,300
where I wanna be.
781
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,400
Clem?
782
00:54:08,599 --> 00:54:11,099
I wanna call it off.
783
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,200
I'll give you a sign.
784
00:54:17,499 --> 00:54:19,499
I wanna call it off!
785
00:54:21,900 --> 00:54:24,800
Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
786
00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:27,300
I wanna call it off!
787
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:37,099
Is anybody there?
788
00:54:43,499 --> 00:54:45,999
Clementine?
Joel?
789
00:54:46,099 --> 00:54:48,300
Clement...
Joely?
790
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,498
Clem!
Joel?
791
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:53,300
Clem!
792
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,599
What? We gotta go. We gotta go.
793
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:58,099
What? Where? I have an
idea of how to stop this.
794
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,499
Stop what?
795
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:02,499
Joely.
Come on, Clem.
796
00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:05,900
Smell my armpit! Smell my armpit!
No!
797
00:55:05,999 --> 00:55:08,499
Don't tickle me! Don't make me smell you.
Smell my pits!
798
00:55:08,599 --> 00:55:10,598
No.
Good.
799
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,999
Concentrate, Clem.
800
00:55:13,099 --> 00:55:15,499
We gotta get back to the office.
801
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:18,199
There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.
802
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,299
Not the picture.
803
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:23,400
Where is it? Back here.
Come on!
804
00:55:23,499 --> 00:55:26,099
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.
805
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,900
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
806
00:55:29,999 --> 00:55:31,900
so I can't show you evidence.
807
00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:35,399
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski...
808
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,300
was not happy
and she wanted to move on.
809
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:43,900
Good. Now, tell me about Clementine.
Just tell me everything you remember.
810
00:55:43,999 --> 00:55:46,899
That's what he said. Then...
What did we see that day?
811
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:48,899
No, wait.
Oh, look! Hey!
812
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,400
Shit! We're going
to see my grandma.
813
00:55:51,499 --> 00:55:54,276
Joel, why... No, I don't want to... Joel,
please! We're not going on a train.
814
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:56,999
Don't make me run anymore.
Come on!
815
00:55:57,099 --> 00:55:59,400
Mierzwiak!
816
00:55:59,499 --> 00:56:02,499
Do we always have to run?
Mierzwiak!
817
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,800
Please.
818
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:17,200
So, why don't we begin
by you telling me...
819
00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:19,400
everything you can remember.
820
00:56:19,499 --> 00:56:21,900
Mierzwiak! Wake me up!
821
00:56:21,999 --> 00:56:25,098
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
822
00:56:25,099 --> 00:56:28,099
I thought you understood
what was going on here.
823
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,399
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.
824
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:34,400
You're erasing me from her...
825
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:38,800
I don't know.
826
00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:42,598
You've got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.
827
00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:44,598
I'm in my brain.
828
00:56:44,599 --> 00:56:47,598
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.
829
00:56:47,599 --> 00:56:50,200
How can I help you from there?
830
00:56:50,300 --> 00:56:53,800
Uh, I'm inside your head too.
I'm you.
831
00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:57,499
Sorry.
832
00:56:57,599 --> 00:56:59,699
Look. Who's that?
833
00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:01,800
Oh, he-he works for us.
834
00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:09,200
That's, uh,
Pa-a-a-a-atrick, baby boy.
835
00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:11,799
He's stealing my identity.
836
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,200
He stole my stuff.
837
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:17,999
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.
838
00:57:18,099 --> 00:57:21,300
He stole her underwear.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
839
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,300
He stole her underwear.
840
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:26,799
I could die right now, Clem.
841
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,300
I'm just happy.
842
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:33,999
I've never felt that before. I'm
just exactly where I want to be.
843
00:57:35,499 --> 00:57:37,499
I want to go home.
844
00:57:38,599 --> 00:57:40,499
Hey. What?
845
00:57:42,999 --> 00:57:46,599
Clem!
846
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:48,700
Wait. Clem!
847
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,900
Clem?
848
00:57:51,999 --> 00:57:54,499
They're erasing you.
849
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:56,499
I'm here!
850
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:59,200
Clem, focus.
I hired them, okay?
851
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:01,200
I'm so stupid.
852
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:04,300
Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.
853
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,700
I need it to stop before I wake up
and I don't know you anymore.
854
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:13,599
Okay, well, you know,
just tell them to cancel it then.
855
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:16,900
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
856
00:58:16,999 --> 00:58:18,700
Wake yourself up!
857
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:21,598
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.
858
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:24,499
Okay, here we go. This make
you happy if I try? Yeah.
859
00:58:24,599 --> 00:58:27,599
I'll try really hard. Here we go.
That was a great idea.
860
00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:29,800
Yeah. Okay.
861
00:58:29,900 --> 00:58:33,199
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.
862
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,700
Don't! That tickles me!
Oh, my goodness.
863
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,299
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ! What the...
864
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:40,300
It's a birthmark!
865
00:58:43,599 --> 00:58:46,800
It did work, for a second,
866
00:58:46,900 --> 00:58:49,400
but I couldn't... I couldn't move.
See?
867
00:58:49,499 --> 00:58:54,199
Oh, well, isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
868
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,598
It's more important to prove
me wrong than to actually...
869
00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:59,800
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?
870
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:03,200
Fine.
871
00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:06,300
Then what? I'm listening.
872
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,098
I don't know.
You erased me.
873
00:59:09,099 --> 00:59:11,800
That's why I'm here. That's why I'm
doing this in the first place.
874
00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,800
I'm sorry.
You... You!
875
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:16,300
You know me. I'm impulsive.
876
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,700
That's what I love about you.
877
00:59:25,499 --> 00:59:26,999
Joel?
878
00:59:27,099 --> 00:59:29,999
Mm-hmm? I have another
idea for this problem.
879
00:59:30,099 --> 00:59:32,400
This is a memory of me,
880
00:59:32,499 --> 00:59:37,099
the way you wanted to have sex on the
couch after you looked down at my crotch.
881
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,199
What? Joel, the eraser
guys are coming here,
882
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:43,200
so what if you take me
somewhere else,
883
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:45,498
somewhere where I don't belong,
884
00:59:45,499 --> 00:59:48,099
and we hide there till morning?
885
00:59:52,499 --> 00:59:55,900
Oh, man. I can't remember
anything without you.
886
00:59:55,999 --> 00:59:59,099
Tsk, that's very sweet,
but try, okay?
887
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,099
Okay.
888
01:00:25,499 --> 01:00:27,598
It's working!
889
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:31,200
I'm a genius!
890
01:00:51,700 --> 01:00:53,599
Joel?
891
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:55,900
Joel?
892
01:00:57,599 --> 01:00:59,800
Where'd you go?
893
01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:01,699
I'm supposed to come too!
894
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,566
Listen, I'm just gonna
go get a salad bowl. Can
895
01:01:03,578 --> 01:01:05,299
you stir the soup and
keep an eye on Joel?
896
01:01:05,300 --> 01:01:07,299
Sure.
He just likes to be near me.
897
01:01:07,300 --> 01:01:09,300
Absolutely!
Clem?
898
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,499
It worked.
My God, look at this! Wow!
899
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:17,800
It worked! Look!
Look at this dress, man!
900
01:01:17,900 --> 01:01:22,400
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.
901
01:01:22,499 --> 01:01:24,900
Who am I?
902
01:01:24,999 --> 01:01:26,899
Mrs. Hamlyn.
Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
903
01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,499
I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.
904
01:01:29,599 --> 01:01:32,899
Found the salad bowl,
so I'm serving salad and string beans.
905
01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,400
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?
906
01:01:35,499 --> 01:01:39,200
God, honestly, I feel like
I could clean up all day.
907
01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:42,376
Listen, would you hate me if I asked you to
clean some string beans? No, not at all.
908
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:44,900
Oh, my God.
I love this kitchen.
909
01:01:44,999 --> 01:01:47,999
Thank you so much.
She's not looking at me.
910
01:01:48,099 --> 01:01:51,200
She's busy.
She's not looking at me.
911
01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:54,599
No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.
912
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:57,700
Oh, baby Joel.
Hey, Joely! Joely!
913
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,300
Is every little peanut under there okay?
Mm-hmm! He's fine.
914
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,700
Do you have something to drink?
915
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,475
Would you drink a cocktail at this hour?
I mean, I know it's not 5:00.
916
01:02:05,499 --> 01:02:08,075
I would die for a vodka. Oh, hang on.
Let me check if I have that.
917
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,800
Okay! I'm just gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.
918
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,800
Uh, Joely.
919
01:02:12,900 --> 01:02:16,499
Your mother wants me to mind you. Get
back under the table. Ice cream.
920
01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:20,900
Ice cream. No, not until after,
you know, you've had your dinner.
921
01:02:20,999 --> 01:02:22,999
Come on, Joel!
922
01:02:23,099 --> 01:02:25,098
Joel, grow up!
923
01:02:25,099 --> 01:02:27,499
Don't leave me, Clem.
Oh, my God, Clem.
924
01:02:27,599 --> 01:02:29,999
This is sort of warped.
I'm scared.
925
01:02:30,099 --> 01:02:33,399
I want my mommy!
Don't cry, baby Joel.
926
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,700
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!
927
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:40,599
Stop it! Look, I think it's working.
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look!
928
01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:43,499
Hey, honey, look.
929
01:02:43,599 --> 01:02:45,599
Wait there.
930
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:51,699
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.
931
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,700
Yuck.
932
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,800
It stopped.
933
01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:03,699
What?
It stopped erasing.
934
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,199
Oh, shit.
935
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,200
This is terrible.
936
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,098
He's off the map.
He's off the map.
937
01:03:12,099 --> 01:03:15,700
Where? I don't know where! What
do you mean? I don't know where!
938
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,899
This is bad. This is very, very bad news.
Where are my glasses?
939
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:22,499
Okay. Crap.
940
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:25,300
Okay. What do we do?
What do I do?
941
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,040
What shall we do? I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
942
01:03:28,099 --> 01:03:30,300
- What shall we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
943
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,075
- I just said that I don't know what to do.
- I'm sorry. What do we do?
944
01:03:33,099 --> 01:03:36,699
I don't know. Now, look, you're
freaking me out. Mellow out.
945
01:03:36,700 --> 01:03:40,598
Well, you have to do something.
He could wake up all half-baked.
946
01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:43,699
Quiet. You're freaking me out.
Shh. Shh.
947
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:46,700
All gooey and... and half-baked.
Hmm, that sounds so good.
948
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,700
Oh, shit!
I'm hungry.
949
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,700
Oh, shit.
Oh! Oh!
950
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,299
What? Oh! What, what?
What?
951
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:56,299
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.
952
01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:58,499
This is my...
I can handle this.
953
01:03:58,599 --> 01:04:00,900
I can't call Howard.
He's an unbaked cookie.
954
01:04:00,999 --> 01:04:03,599
He's... There's no time
to fuck around.
955
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:06,200
I got this under control.
What are you talking about?
956
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,200
Stop fucking around!
Okay, I'll call Howard.
957
01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:20,299
Hello. Hello, Howard?
Hey, it's Stan.
958
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:24,199
Um, I'm working on this guy down here, and
we seem to have lost him for a moment,
959
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,999
and, uh, I can't...
I can't bring him back up.
960
01:04:27,099 --> 01:04:30,499
Okay, uh, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.
961
01:04:30,599 --> 01:04:33,999
Well, I wasn't sure, really, 'cause I was
away from the monitor for a minute...
962
01:04:34,099 --> 01:04:36,700
and I had it on autopilot
because I had to, uh...
963
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:38,799
I had to pee.
964
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,499
Where's Patrick? Patrick?
Patrick had to go home sick.
965
01:04:42,599 --> 01:04:44,499
Ah, geez.
966
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:47,399
Okay, what's the address?
I know. I'm so sorry.
967
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,099
That's okay. Come on.
I'm at 159 South Village.
968
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:54,399
Yeah. Apartment 1 E.
Rockville Center.
969
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,099
Mary? He's coming right now.
Yeah?
970
01:04:57,200 --> 01:04:59,099
I'm staying.
971
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,499
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.
972
01:05:01,599 --> 01:05:04,099
I think you should go.
Hell, no.
973
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,800
Mary... Shit.
974
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:11,800
I am so stoned.
Please, Mary.
975
01:05:11,900 --> 01:05:14,300
You have to go.
Stop being stoned, Mary.
976
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,199
I don't want him
to see me stoned.
977
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,394
Mary, you have no idea how
much trouble we're gonna
978
01:05:19,406 --> 01:05:21,400
get into if Howard comes...
I look like shit!
979
01:05:21,499 --> 01:05:24,700
Joely, stop it! Joel!
Look! Hey, Joel!
980
01:05:30,599 --> 01:05:32,598
Joel!
I want her to pick me up.
981
01:05:32,599 --> 01:05:36,199
It's weird how strong that desire is.
Joel, look at me! Look.
982
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,598
You'll remember me
in the morning,
983
01:05:38,599 --> 01:05:41,800
and you'll come to me, and you'll tell
me about us, and we'll start over.
984
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,299
Pat? I just... Pat?
985
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,499
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.
986
01:05:46,599 --> 01:05:48,999
That Patrick guy...
he's copying me.
987
01:05:49,099 --> 01:05:51,099
What Patrick guy?
988
01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,900
That guy!
What?
989
01:05:52,999 --> 01:05:54,899
He's here in my apartment.
990
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:56,899
He's one of those eraser guys.
991
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,171
He fell for you when they
were doing you, and now he's
992
01:05:59,183 --> 01:06:01,299
introduced himself like
he doesn't even know you,
993
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,699
and you guys are dating.
994
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:06,999
Really? Is he cute?
995
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,799
Clem,
there's nothing wrong with you.
996
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,400
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.
997
01:06:14,499 --> 01:06:19,799
You... You're kind, beautiful...
998
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:24,399
and smart and funny...
and... nice.
999
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:26,700
What?
1000
01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,300
Okay. All right.
1001
01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,199
Okay. Oh!
1002
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:36,499
Move, move, move! Come on. Let's go.
Careful, careful.
1003
01:06:36,599 --> 01:06:38,400
Fine.
1004
01:06:38,499 --> 01:06:41,899
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.
1005
01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:44,300
Those eyedrops you gave me
didn't do shit.
1006
01:06:49,099 --> 01:06:50,999
Be cool. Cool.
1007
01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,900
Hello, Mary. What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Howard.
1008
01:06:57,999 --> 01:06:59,900
She was just here to help out.
1009
01:06:59,999 --> 01:07:03,099
I wanted to understand as much as I
could about the procedure as possible.
1010
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,900
I think it's important for my job
to understand the inner workings...
1011
01:07:06,999 --> 01:07:09,199
of the work that we do.
1012
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:11,900
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...
1013
01:07:11,999 --> 01:07:15,700
by people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.
1014
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,800
All right, well,
let's see if we can, uh,
1015
01:07:18,900 --> 01:07:21,400
get to the bottom of this,
shall we?
1016
01:07:21,499 --> 01:07:23,499
Uh, yeah. Um...
1017
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:28,700
Well, that's odd.
I already tried that.
1018
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,598
Did you try going through the C-gate?
Yeah, of course.
1019
01:07:32,599 --> 01:07:34,400
I mean... yes.
1020
01:07:34,499 --> 01:07:36,700
Yeah.
1021
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:40,900
All right.
1022
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,300
You want to get linked up?
Yeah.
1023
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,700
All right.
1024
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,400
I already... I ran
the utility programs,
1025
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:51,498
and I had nothing there,
1026
01:07:51,499 --> 01:07:54,499
so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.
1027
01:07:54,599 --> 01:07:56,599
Here, Howard.
Okay.
1028
01:07:56,700 --> 01:07:59,099
I got you a chair. There you go.
Oh, thank you.
1029
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,700
You're welcome.
Whew!
1030
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,400
All right, I'm gonna... I'm gonna
go through the entire memory,
1031
01:08:05,499 --> 01:08:07,499
see if something comes up.
1032
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,698
I love being bathed in the sink.
1033
01:08:16,798 --> 01:08:19,297
Such a feeling of security.
1034
01:08:19,298 --> 01:08:22,595
I've never seen you
happier, baby Joel. Hmm!
1035
01:08:22,596 --> 01:08:24,595
There it is.
1036
01:08:24,596 --> 01:08:28,999
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.
1037
01:08:29,096 --> 01:08:31,096
What the heck
was he doing there?
1038
01:08:40,698 --> 01:08:42,698
His eyes are open.
1039
01:08:44,596 --> 01:08:48,197
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.
1040
01:08:48,198 --> 01:08:51,798
Oh, this is...
this is not good. No.
1041
01:08:51,897 --> 01:08:54,096
I'm gonna have to...
1042
01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:56,096
I'm gonna have to give him this.
1043
01:09:20,499 --> 01:09:23,197
Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1044
01:09:23,198 --> 01:09:26,397
Okay, we're back in.
1045
01:09:26,499 --> 01:09:30,698
Wow. That was beautiful
to watch, Howard.
1046
01:09:30,798 --> 01:09:34,798
Like a surgeon or a concert
pianist or something.
1047
01:09:34,897 --> 01:09:36,798
Thank you, Mary.
1048
01:09:36,897 --> 01:09:40,999
Um, Howard, you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.
1049
01:09:41,096 --> 01:09:45,596
Why can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1050
01:09:45,698 --> 01:09:47,698
Hmm. Lucky me.
1051
01:09:47,798 --> 01:09:52,198
Lay one on me.
1052
01:09:53,298 --> 01:09:55,398
Don't call me Antoine.
1053
01:09:55,499 --> 01:09:57,898
My name is Wally.
Yes, I know,
1054
01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:00,499
but how can a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?
1055
01:10:00,598 --> 01:10:02,999
Oh! Oh! What was that?
1056
01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:05,797
Hey. My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.
1057
01:10:05,798 --> 01:10:08,298
There is?
1058
01:10:09,499 --> 01:10:11,998
- Got it.
- Tangerine!
1059
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:14,999
What, Joel... What are you doing?
We gotta go.
1060
01:10:15,098 --> 01:10:17,798
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!
1061
01:10:20,699 --> 01:10:22,499
You can run, but you can't hide.
1062
01:10:22,598 --> 01:10:24,398
Clem, come on!
1063
01:10:25,398 --> 01:10:27,397
There I am.
1064
01:10:27,398 --> 01:10:29,397
That truck.
1065
01:10:29,398 --> 01:10:32,298
Doc? Please.
1066
01:10:32,398 --> 01:10:36,499
All right, let's begin
by you telling me...
1067
01:10:36,598 --> 01:10:39,397
everything you remember...
1068
01:10:39,398 --> 01:10:43,397
That's strange. He's in a memory
that we've already erased.
1069
01:10:43,398 --> 01:10:47,499
Oh, well, at least we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?
1070
01:10:47,598 --> 01:10:49,499
Come on, Clem.
1071
01:10:49,598 --> 01:10:52,598
He seems to have developed some sort
of resistance to the procedure.
1072
01:10:52,699 --> 01:10:55,298
I don't want to run anymore.
Shit.
1073
01:10:57,298 --> 01:11:00,897
Come on, come on. Hide me somewhere
deeper, somewhere really buried.
1074
01:11:00,898 --> 01:11:03,699
Where?
Hide me in your humiliation.
1075
01:11:04,798 --> 01:11:07,398
Humiliation.
Come on, you big baby!
1076
01:11:07,499 --> 01:11:09,398
I'm sorry, okay?
1077
01:11:12,999 --> 01:11:15,798
Let me drive you home.
1078
01:11:15,898 --> 01:11:18,298
No!
1079
01:11:18,398 --> 01:11:21,798
- Bye, Howard.
- No, wait. Howard.
1080
01:11:21,898 --> 01:11:24,199
He's disappeared again.
1081
01:11:24,298 --> 01:11:28,498
Oh, dear.
I'm so sorry, Howard.
1082
01:11:28,499 --> 01:11:30,499
Humiliation.
1083
01:11:30,598 --> 01:11:33,199
Humiliation.
1084
01:11:33,298 --> 01:11:36,298
Hu-mi-lia...
Joel.
1085
01:11:36,398 --> 01:11:38,499
I don't like it either.
1086
01:11:38,598 --> 01:11:41,098
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to...
1087
01:11:41,199 --> 01:11:44,198
Joel, honey, I have a surprise...
I just... Oh, um...
1088
01:11:44,199 --> 01:11:47,098
Uh, you know what, honey?
I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.
1089
01:11:47,199 --> 01:11:49,999
Good night, sweetheart.
1090
01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:52,398
No.
1091
01:11:52,499 --> 01:11:55,398
I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.
Shut up.
1092
01:11:56,699 --> 01:11:59,597
Look! Joel!
1093
01:11:59,598 --> 01:12:01,597
Joel, look!
What?
1094
01:12:01,598 --> 01:12:03,597
Look where we are!
1095
01:12:03,598 --> 01:12:06,097
Whoo!
1096
01:12:06,098 --> 01:12:08,597
Clem, this isn't good.
1097
01:12:08,598 --> 01:12:12,499
Then hide me somewhere...
somewhere really buried.
1098
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:17,999
Hit it! Hit it!
I can't! I gotta go home.
1099
01:12:18,098 --> 01:12:20,499
I'll do it later!
1100
01:12:23,699 --> 01:12:27,098
Come on, you big sissy!
1101
01:12:35,398 --> 01:12:37,699
Ooh!
1102
01:12:37,798 --> 01:12:40,897
Ooh, he has a girlfriend!
1103
01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:43,598
Wait. What am I doing? You know
something, Freddy? And he loves her!
1104
01:12:43,699 --> 01:12:45,897
You don't scare me anymore.
Ow! Ow!
1105
01:12:45,898 --> 01:12:47,898
Joel!
1106
01:12:47,999 --> 01:12:50,798
Joely, get up. Come on, it's not worth it.
Hit him! Hit him!
1107
01:12:50,898 --> 01:12:55,499
They're not worth it, Joel!
Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!
1108
01:12:55,598 --> 01:12:57,598
Come on, Joel.
Stupid!
1109
01:13:03,798 --> 01:13:07,598
I'm so ashamed.
It's okay.
1110
01:13:07,699 --> 01:13:09,898
You were a little kid.
Yeah?
1111
01:13:09,999 --> 01:13:12,598
Come on.
That's where I live... lived.
1112
01:13:12,699 --> 01:13:14,998
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.
1113
01:13:14,999 --> 01:13:18,699
Do you like my pink hat? Here, look, feel
better. You can really kill me this time.
1114
01:13:18,798 --> 01:13:21,475
It's my turn. Go. One, two, three. I can?
You're really gonna die though.
1115
01:13:21,499 --> 01:13:23,699
Okay.
One, two, three.
1116
01:13:23,798 --> 01:13:26,298
You're dead.
1117
01:13:26,398 --> 01:13:29,598
Oh, my mom.
It's... It's okay. We're playing.
1118
01:13:29,699 --> 01:13:32,398
Hi, Joel's mom. He's killing me.
It's not real.
1119
01:13:32,499 --> 01:13:34,699
Okay, are you dead yet?
1120
01:13:34,798 --> 01:13:36,898
You're dead!
1121
01:13:36,999 --> 01:13:38,898
Uh, I think I got the hang of this.
1122
01:13:38,999 --> 01:13:42,199
I still don't understand it,
but I'm finding him quickly enough.
1123
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:59,598
Clem!
1124
01:14:00,598 --> 01:14:02,898
Clem!
1125
01:14:17,898 --> 01:14:19,798
Jo... Joely?
1126
01:14:19,898 --> 01:14:21,999
Are you okay, Joel?
1127
01:14:22,098 --> 01:14:24,397
Joel? Joel?
1128
01:14:24,398 --> 01:14:27,298
Oh, my God.
That was terrible.
1129
01:14:27,398 --> 01:14:29,298
Okay, okay.
That was like three seconds.
1130
01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:33,298
All right. Let me do it one more time.
One more, then I get to go.
1131
01:14:33,398 --> 01:14:36,298
Okay.
1132
01:14:43,999 --> 01:14:46,199
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo!
1133
01:14:46,298 --> 01:14:48,598
Look at this.
This is so cool!
1134
01:14:48,699 --> 01:14:50,798
Cool. Look out! Look out!
1135
01:14:51,898 --> 01:14:53,897
Ah!
1136
01:14:53,898 --> 01:14:55,898
Shit!
It's fluff.
1137
01:14:57,499 --> 01:14:59,499
Our house!
1138
01:15:00,798 --> 01:15:02,999
Come on. Whoo-hoo!
Come on.
1139
01:15:03,098 --> 01:15:04,999
Come on.
We gotta go!
1140
01:15:05,098 --> 01:15:07,699
Whoo!
1141
01:15:07,798 --> 01:15:09,699
Come on!
1142
01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:12,699
We gotta go. Clem?
1143
01:15:12,798 --> 01:15:15,699
We gotta go.
1144
01:15:15,798 --> 01:15:17,698
Aah! Come on!
1145
01:15:17,699 --> 01:15:19,898
No! This is a really
bad time for this!
1146
01:15:19,999 --> 01:15:22,898
Get off me! Oh, God!
1147
01:15:22,999 --> 01:15:25,898
I don't even know where we're going.
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
1148
01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:28,499
It's the best place. No, this way.
No, this way.
1149
01:15:28,598 --> 01:15:33,199
No, no, no. This way.
You're no help at all.
1150
01:15:33,298 --> 01:15:35,999
What's wrong with you?
1151
01:15:36,098 --> 01:15:39,298
Let go of me, Joel!
1152
01:15:51,298 --> 01:15:52,898
I like watching you work,
Howard.
1153
01:15:56,999 --> 01:15:59,499
I guess, uh...
1154
01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:02,398
I guess I'll go out
for... for some air,
1155
01:16:02,499 --> 01:16:04,498
if nobody minds.
1156
01:16:04,499 --> 01:16:07,699
It looks like you have everything
under control here.
1157
01:16:07,798 --> 01:16:11,699
Yeah, that's, uh... that's fine.
1158
01:16:21,499 --> 01:16:24,499
Do you like quotes, Howard?
1159
01:16:25,499 --> 01:16:27,498
What do you mean?
1160
01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:30,199
Oh, you know,
like famous quotes?
1161
01:16:30,298 --> 01:16:32,498
I find reading them inspirational,
1162
01:16:32,499 --> 01:16:36,398
and in my reading, I've come across
some I thought you might like too.
1163
01:16:36,499 --> 01:16:40,198
Oh, well, I...
I'd love to hear some.
1164
01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:42,698
There's one that goes,
1165
01:16:42,699 --> 01:16:46,199
"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get
the better even of their blunders."
1166
01:16:46,298 --> 01:16:48,297
That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.
1167
01:16:48,298 --> 01:16:51,298
And here I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know. Oh, no.
1168
01:16:51,398 --> 01:16:54,499
It's... It's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.
1169
01:16:54,598 --> 01:16:57,598
Yeah. Oh, and there's
this other one I like.
1170
01:16:57,699 --> 01:17:00,499
It's by Pope Alexander,
and it goes...
1171
01:17:00,598 --> 01:17:02,999
Alexander Pope?
Oh, yeah.
1172
01:17:03,098 --> 01:17:04,999
Yeah, shit.
1173
01:17:05,098 --> 01:17:08,898
It's just that I told myself not to say
"Pope Alexander" and sound like a dope,
1174
01:17:08,999 --> 01:17:10,999
and then I go ahead and say it.
1175
01:17:11,098 --> 01:17:14,598
It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.
1176
01:17:16,398 --> 01:17:20,398
The quote goes, "How happy is
the blameless vestal's lot?
1177
01:17:21,598 --> 01:17:24,699
"The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.
1178
01:17:24,798 --> 01:17:29,098
"Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
1179
01:17:29,199 --> 01:17:32,797
Each prayer accepted
and each wish resigned."
1180
01:17:32,798 --> 01:17:37,798
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...
1181
01:17:37,898 --> 01:17:40,298
with a huge trunk like that.
1182
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:44,698
Clem? Clementine?
1183
01:17:44,699 --> 01:17:47,699
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.
1184
01:17:47,798 --> 01:17:50,699
I just thought it would
be appropriate, maybe.
1185
01:17:55,398 --> 01:17:59,098
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.
1186
01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:01,598
I don't mean to be so familiar.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1187
01:18:01,699 --> 01:18:04,199
I- I-I-I-I...
I'm happy to hear...
1188
01:18:07,999 --> 01:18:10,999
I'm sorry.
1189
01:18:15,098 --> 01:18:17,398
I've loved you
for a very long time.
1190
01:18:20,699 --> 01:18:22,999
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, Mary, no.
1191
01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:26,298
It's... You're a wonderful girl.
1192
01:18:26,398 --> 01:18:30,098
But I... You know,
I have a wife and kids.
1193
01:18:30,199 --> 01:18:32,098
You know I have a wife and kids.
1194
01:18:32,199 --> 01:18:34,098
Oh, Mary.
1195
01:18:36,199 --> 01:18:39,098
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1196
01:18:49,098 --> 01:18:51,098
Oh, whoa.
1197
01:18:55,499 --> 01:18:58,798
Well, good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1198
01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:08,199
What?
Oh, my God!
1199
01:19:08,298 --> 01:19:10,798
Who is it?
1200
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:17,598
Uh...
1201
01:19:23,298 --> 01:19:26,499
Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.
1202
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:33,297
Hollis. Hollis!
1203
01:19:33,298 --> 01:19:35,798
Hollis!
1204
01:19:35,898 --> 01:19:37,999
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hollis.
1205
01:19:39,298 --> 01:19:40,033
I knew it, Howard.
1206
01:19:40,045 --> 01:19:41,874
Hollis, it didn't start
out to be like this.
1207
01:19:41,898 --> 01:19:45,297
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1208
01:19:45,298 --> 01:19:47,798
I'm a stupid girl with
a stupid crush! Yeah.
1209
01:19:47,898 --> 01:19:50,398
I swear I basically
forced him into it!
1210
01:19:51,598 --> 01:19:54,199
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.
1211
01:19:56,898 --> 01:19:59,598
Tell me what?
1212
01:19:59,699 --> 01:20:01,699
Oh, you poor kid.
1213
01:20:02,699 --> 01:20:04,797
You can have him.
1214
01:20:04,798 --> 01:20:06,798
You did.
1215
01:20:15,298 --> 01:20:17,298
What?
1216
01:20:21,098 --> 01:20:23,098
Oh, uh,
1217
01:20:28,098 --> 01:20:31,699
we have a history.
1218
01:20:31,798 --> 01:20:34,298
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.
1219
01:20:34,398 --> 01:20:39,098
You... You wanted it done...
1220
01:20:39,199 --> 01:20:42,499
so you could get past, uh...
1221
01:20:44,199 --> 01:20:46,199
You could... Yeah.
1222
01:20:47,699 --> 01:20:52,698
Um, I have to, uh,
finish the work in there.
1223
01:20:52,699 --> 01:20:54,699
It's almost morning.
1224
01:20:55,898 --> 01:20:57,898
We'll talk later.
1225
01:20:58,898 --> 01:21:00,898
Okay?
1226
01:21:11,798 --> 01:21:13,798
Hey.
1227
01:21:17,699 --> 01:21:19,699
Let me give you a lift home.
1228
01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:31,897
Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1229
01:21:31,898 --> 01:21:35,499
Hi.
Hi.
1230
01:21:35,598 --> 01:21:39,499
Didn't figure you'd show your face
around me again.
1231
01:21:39,598 --> 01:21:42,798
I guess I thought
you were... humiliated.
1232
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,897
You did run away, after all.
1233
01:21:44,898 --> 01:21:47,699
I just needed to see ya.
1234
01:21:47,798 --> 01:21:50,098
Yeah?
1235
01:21:50,199 --> 01:21:55,898
I'd like to, um, take
you out or something.
1236
01:21:55,999 --> 01:21:58,597
You're married.
1237
01:21:58,598 --> 01:22:01,097
Not yet. Not married.
1238
01:22:01,098 --> 01:22:03,097
No, I'm not married, no.
1239
01:22:03,098 --> 01:22:06,198
Look, man, I'm telling you right
off the bat I'm high maintenance,
1240
01:22:06,199 --> 01:22:10,798
so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...
1241
01:22:10,898 --> 01:22:13,199
or whatever it is
you've got going there.
1242
01:22:13,298 --> 01:22:16,398
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.
1243
01:22:16,499 --> 01:22:18,598
Okay.
1244
01:22:18,699 --> 01:22:21,598
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,
1245
01:22:21,699 --> 01:22:24,499
or I'm gonna make them alive.
1246
01:22:24,598 --> 01:22:28,199
But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's
looking for my own peace of mind.
1247
01:22:28,298 --> 01:22:32,898
Don't assign me yours. I remember
that speech really well.
1248
01:22:32,999 --> 01:22:36,499
I had you pegged, didn't I? You
had the whole human race pegged.
1249
01:22:36,598 --> 01:22:38,598
Hmm. Probably.
1250
01:22:40,699 --> 01:22:42,999
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,
1251
01:22:43,098 --> 01:22:44,999
even after that.
1252
01:22:45,098 --> 01:22:48,499
Mmm. I know.
1253
01:22:50,798 --> 01:22:52,798
It would be different...
1254
01:22:53,999 --> 01:22:56,398
if we could just give it
another go around.
1255
01:23:00,398 --> 01:23:02,699
Remember me.
1256
01:23:02,798 --> 01:23:04,798
Try your best.
1257
01:23:07,098 --> 01:23:09,098
Maybe we can.
1258
01:23:40,298 --> 01:23:43,297
Okay, so just tell me
what you remember,
1259
01:23:43,298 --> 01:23:45,898
and, uh, then we'll
take it from there.
1260
01:23:45,999 --> 01:23:48,199
Okay.
1261
01:23:48,298 --> 01:23:51,199
I liked you immediately.
1262
01:23:51,298 --> 01:23:53,797
You didn't come on to me at all.
1263
01:23:53,798 --> 01:23:56,798
I liked that.
1264
01:23:56,898 --> 01:23:59,897
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.
1265
01:23:59,898 --> 01:24:02,598
I wanted you to think
I was smart.
1266
01:24:03,798 --> 01:24:06,198
I couldn't wait to come to work.
1267
01:24:06,199 --> 01:24:09,699
I had these fantasies
of us being married...
1268
01:24:09,798 --> 01:24:13,198
and having kids and... just...
1269
01:24:13,199 --> 01:24:15,898
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1270
01:24:15,999 --> 01:24:18,598
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1271
01:24:18,699 --> 01:24:21,098
Yeah, I know.
1272
01:24:21,199 --> 01:24:23,098
Oh, God.
1273
01:24:23,499 --> 01:24:25,597
I'll take the bottom and you...
Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.
1274
01:24:25,598 --> 01:24:27,597
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?
1275
01:24:27,598 --> 01:24:30,175
Help me with that. Can you get the cooler?
Honey, the cooler is...
1276
01:24:30,199 --> 01:24:32,798
That's light, huh? Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
1277
01:24:32,898 --> 01:24:34,798
No, no, no, no!
1278
01:24:34,898 --> 01:24:36,999
Don't take anything.
I can take the plane.
1279
01:24:37,098 --> 01:24:40,098
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.
1280
01:24:42,398 --> 01:24:45,098
This is the day we met.
1281
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,397
You were down by the surf. I could
just make you out in the distance.
1282
01:24:48,398 --> 01:24:50,597
I remember being drawn to you
even then.
1283
01:24:50,598 --> 01:24:54,798
I thought, "Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back."
1284
01:24:56,499 --> 01:24:59,699
You were in that orange sweatshirt
that I would come to know so well...
1285
01:24:59,798 --> 01:25:01,699
and even hate, eventually.
1286
01:25:01,798 --> 01:25:05,798
At the time I thought,
"How cool! An orange sweatshirt."
1287
01:25:05,898 --> 01:25:08,598
Hi there.
1288
01:25:08,699 --> 01:25:10,598
Hi.
1289
01:25:10,699 --> 01:25:15,598
I saw you sitting over here...
by yourself,
1290
01:25:15,699 --> 01:25:18,598
and I thought, "Thank God.
1291
01:25:18,699 --> 01:25:21,498
Someone normal who doesn't know how
to interact at these things either."
1292
01:25:21,499 --> 01:25:23,698
Yeah.
1293
01:25:23,699 --> 01:25:26,797
I don't ever know what to say.
1294
01:25:26,798 --> 01:25:29,597
I'm Clementine.
1295
01:25:29,598 --> 01:25:32,798
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?
1296
01:25:32,898 --> 01:25:35,098
And then you just took it...
1297
01:25:35,199 --> 01:25:37,699
without waiting for an answer.
1298
01:25:41,298 --> 01:25:43,699
It was so intimate,
1299
01:25:43,798 --> 01:25:46,898
like we were already lovers.
1300
01:25:46,999 --> 01:25:49,798
I'm Joel.
1301
01:25:49,898 --> 01:25:52,097
Hi, Joel.
1302
01:25:52,098 --> 01:25:55,397
So, no jokes about my name.
1303
01:25:55,398 --> 01:25:59,898
You mean like...
1304
01:25:59,999 --> 01:26:02,498
Huckleberry Hound,
that sort of thing?
1305
01:26:02,499 --> 01:26:04,597
Yeah. Like that.
1306
01:26:04,598 --> 01:26:06,597
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1307
01:26:06,598 --> 01:26:10,397
One of my favorite things when I was a kid
was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
1308
01:26:10,398 --> 01:26:12,398
Oh.
1309
01:26:14,398 --> 01:26:16,699
I think your name is magical.
1310
01:26:19,598 --> 01:26:21,898
This is it, Joel.
1311
01:26:21,999 --> 01:26:24,199
It's gonna be gone soon.
1312
01:26:26,298 --> 01:26:28,698
I know.
1313
01:26:28,699 --> 01:26:30,699
What do we do?
1314
01:26:33,098 --> 01:26:35,598
Enjoy it.
1315
01:26:52,199 --> 01:26:54,499
You married?
No.
1316
01:26:54,598 --> 01:26:57,199
Let's move into
this neighborhood!
1317
01:26:57,298 --> 01:26:59,199
I do sort of live
with someone though.
1318
01:26:59,298 --> 01:27:02,598
Male or female?
What?
1319
01:27:02,699 --> 01:27:05,098
Female. Female.
1320
01:27:07,298 --> 01:27:10,798
At least I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.
1321
01:27:13,499 --> 01:27:17,499
You know these people? No,
of course not. Come on.
1322
01:27:18,499 --> 01:27:20,498
They might have a dog.
1323
01:27:20,499 --> 01:27:24,199
There's no dog.
1324
01:27:24,298 --> 01:27:26,298
What are you doing?
1325
01:27:26,398 --> 01:27:29,598
It's freezing out.
I can't believe this.
1326
01:27:29,699 --> 01:27:32,698
Hoo-hoo!
1327
01:27:32,699 --> 01:27:36,598
- Clementine!
- There we go. Whoo-hoo!
1328
01:27:43,298 --> 01:27:45,898
Come on, man.
The water's fine.
1329
01:27:45,999 --> 01:27:49,098
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.
1330
01:27:51,798 --> 01:27:53,797
It's dark.
1331
01:27:53,798 --> 01:27:57,798
So, uh, what's
your girlfriend's name?
1332
01:27:57,898 --> 01:28:01,198
Naomi, but we're not really...
I mean...
1333
01:28:01,199 --> 01:28:03,598
We're...
Whatever.
1334
01:28:03,699 --> 01:28:07,798
So this is great. Now I can look
for, um, candles, matches...
1335
01:28:07,898 --> 01:28:10,298
and the liquor cabinet.
1336
01:28:10,398 --> 01:28:13,699
Oh, God.
1337
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:20,098
I think we should go.
1338
01:28:20,199 --> 01:28:22,797
There's no phone line.
What?
1339
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,999
I think we should go.
Why?
1340
01:28:25,098 --> 01:28:27,699
It's our house...
just for tonight.
1341
01:28:27,798 --> 01:28:30,699
We are "David and Ruth Laskin."
1342
01:28:31,898 --> 01:28:34,298
Which one do you want to be?
Uh...
1343
01:28:34,398 --> 01:28:37,798
I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.
1344
01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:44,999
What are you do... Alcohol!
Oh, boy.
1345
01:28:45,098 --> 01:28:47,698
So, are you okay with wine?
1346
01:28:47,699 --> 01:28:50,398
I don't know.
Well, you choose the wine.
1347
01:28:50,499 --> 01:28:54,699
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more... Ruth.
1348
01:28:58,098 --> 01:29:00,898
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.
1349
01:29:02,598 --> 01:29:05,699
I've gotta catch my ride.
1350
01:29:07,598 --> 01:29:10,098
So go.
1351
01:29:10,199 --> 01:29:12,297
I did.
1352
01:29:12,298 --> 01:29:15,199
I thought maybe you were a nut,
1353
01:29:15,298 --> 01:29:18,098
but you were exciting.
1354
01:29:19,199 --> 01:29:21,098
I wish you'd stayed.
1355
01:29:21,199 --> 01:29:23,897
I wish I'd stayed too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.
1356
01:29:23,898 --> 01:29:26,999
I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1357
01:29:27,098 --> 01:29:29,398
Oh, God, I wish I had...
1358
01:29:33,398 --> 01:29:36,499
I wish I'd stayed. I do.
1359
01:29:36,598 --> 01:29:41,098
Well, I came back downstairs, and you were
gone. I walked out. I walked out the door.
1360
01:29:41,199 --> 01:29:44,097
Why? I don't know. I felt
like a scared little kid.
1361
01:29:44,098 --> 01:29:47,498
I was like... It was above my head.
I don't know.
1362
01:29:47,499 --> 01:29:49,498
You were scared?
1363
01:29:49,499 --> 01:29:51,499
Yeah.
1364
01:29:52,499 --> 01:29:55,098
Thought you knew that about me.
1365
01:29:55,199 --> 01:29:59,199
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1366
01:29:59,298 --> 01:30:02,898
Was it something I said?
Yeah.
1367
01:30:05,699 --> 01:30:08,098
You said, "So go"...
1368
01:30:08,199 --> 01:30:10,598
with such disdain, you know?
1369
01:30:10,699 --> 01:30:13,298
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1370
01:30:18,898 --> 01:30:20,798
Joely?
1371
01:30:20,898 --> 01:30:23,798
What if you stayed this time?
1372
01:30:26,398 --> 01:30:29,097
I walked out the door.
1373
01:30:29,098 --> 01:30:31,097
There's no memory left.
1374
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:34,297
Come back and make up
a good-bye, at least.
1375
01:30:34,298 --> 01:30:36,298
Let's pretend we had one.
1376
01:30:47,398 --> 01:30:49,898
Bye, Joel.
1377
01:30:49,999 --> 01:30:51,898
I love you.
1378
01:30:51,999 --> 01:30:56,199
Meet me in Montauk.
1379
01:30:59,898 --> 01:31:04,098
I didn't crash the plane. The plane
crashed. I didn't crash the plane.
1380
01:31:04,199 --> 01:31:08,297
You were operating the plane with the
remote control, and then it crashed.
1381
01:31:08,298 --> 01:31:10,698
It was fucking windy.
Come on, man.
1382
01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:12,699
You're stoned, and you're driving.
1383
01:31:12,798 --> 01:31:15,298
Yeah, the pot balances it out.
The pot brings you back up.
1384
01:31:15,398 --> 01:31:17,975
That's why I smoke it. If I'm going
to be drinking, then I'll smoke it.
1385
01:31:17,999 --> 01:31:21,598
It does.
That's a medical fact.
1386
01:31:21,699 --> 01:31:24,198
It was proven
on the Science Network.
1387
01:31:24,199 --> 01:31:26,699
Honey, just watch the road.
I can't see shit.
1388
01:31:29,199 --> 01:31:32,199
I saw you talking
to somebody pretty.
1389
01:31:32,298 --> 01:31:35,098
She was nice.
Yeah, man. Who was that?
1390
01:31:37,199 --> 01:31:40,499
She was, um, just a girl.
1391
01:31:48,098 --> 01:31:50,898
Okay.
1392
01:32:26,398 --> 01:32:29,199
So I gotta...
I gotta drop the van off.
1393
01:32:29,298 --> 01:32:31,397
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1394
01:32:31,398 --> 01:32:34,798
We'll talk.
1395
01:33:52,798 --> 01:33:54,798
Hey!
1396
01:33:55,798 --> 01:33:57,798
Hey.
1397
01:33:59,199 --> 01:34:01,999
You got a lot of your stuff there, I see.
Yeah, that's right. My stuff.
1398
01:34:02,098 --> 01:34:05,499
I take it you're not coming back.
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
1399
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:09,298
Do you swear you didn't know?
I-I swear.
1400
01:34:09,398 --> 01:34:12,998
So you didn't do the erasing?
Of course not. God, no.
1401
01:34:12,999 --> 01:34:15,199
And you never even suspected
we were together?
1402
01:34:15,298 --> 01:34:19,499
Once, maybe.
1403
01:34:19,598 --> 01:34:22,598
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.
1404
01:34:22,699 --> 01:34:25,297
I saw you two talking.
1405
01:34:25,298 --> 01:34:29,097
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, you know.
1406
01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:31,398
How'd I look?
1407
01:34:32,898 --> 01:34:34,798
You looked happy.
1408
01:34:34,898 --> 01:34:37,098
Happy with a secret.
1409
01:34:38,598 --> 01:34:40,499
And after that?
1410
01:34:40,598 --> 01:34:43,699
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just...
1411
01:34:43,798 --> 01:34:47,499
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.
1412
01:35:06,398 --> 01:35:09,398
Aah! Montauk train now boarding
on track "B." All aboard.
1413
01:35:12,298 --> 01:35:14,798
I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1414
01:35:15,999 --> 01:35:18,298
You know that?
1415
01:35:28,298 --> 01:35:30,298
Thanks.
1416
01:36:03,898 --> 01:36:05,999
Let me get my toothbrush.
1417
01:36:06,098 --> 01:36:08,499
Yeah. Just...
1418
01:36:21,199 --> 01:36:23,699
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.
1419
01:36:23,798 --> 01:36:28,198
La-la-la-la-la. I feel like you're mad
at me, and I don't know what I did.
1420
01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:30,999
What did I do?
1421
01:36:31,098 --> 01:36:33,499
I love you so much.
1422
01:36:33,598 --> 01:36:35,598
I'll do anything
to make you happy.
1423
01:36:35,699 --> 01:36:37,898
Tell me what you want me to do,
and I'll do it.
1424
01:36:37,999 --> 01:36:41,797
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
1425
01:36:41,798 --> 01:36:43,798
Oh. Whew.
1426
01:36:54,598 --> 01:36:57,798
Vámonos, señor.
1427
01:36:57,898 --> 01:37:00,999
I-I had a really nice time
last night.
1428
01:37:01,098 --> 01:37:03,699
Nice?
1429
01:37:03,798 --> 01:37:06,999
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...
1430
01:37:07,098 --> 01:37:08,999
last night.
1431
01:37:09,098 --> 01:37:11,098
That's better.
1432
01:37:14,199 --> 01:37:18,398
This is weird. To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1433
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:21,999
My name is Mary Svevo. "We've
met, but you don't remember me.
1434
01:37:22,098 --> 01:37:26,499
I worked for a company you hired
to have part of your memory erased."
1435
01:37:26,598 --> 01:37:29,175
I have since decided that this is a horrible...
Some kind of teaser ad or something.
1436
01:37:29,199 --> 01:37:33,699
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1437
01:37:33,798 --> 01:37:37,398
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1438
01:37:37,499 --> 01:37:40,199
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1439
01:37:40,298 --> 01:37:42,499
What is this?
I don't know.
1440
01:37:42,598 --> 01:37:47,198
He's boring. Is that enough
reason to erase someone?
1441
01:37:47,199 --> 01:37:50,898
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
1442
01:37:50,999 --> 01:37:52,898
and it's like he changed me.
1443
01:37:52,999 --> 01:37:55,019
I feel like I'm always pissy now.
I don't like myself
1444
01:37:55,031 --> 01:37:56,874
when I'm with him. I don't
like myself anymore.
1445
01:37:56,898 --> 01:38:01,398
I can't stand to even look at him.
That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.
1446
01:38:01,499 --> 01:38:04,699
- That sort of wounded puppy shit he
does, you know? - What are you doing?
1447
01:38:04,798 --> 01:38:07,274
I'm not doing anything. The bloom is certainly
fucking off the rose at this point.
1448
01:38:07,298 --> 01:38:10,298
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!
1449
01:38:10,398 --> 01:38:12,798
- You are screwing with me.
- Joel, I'm not!
1450
01:38:12,898 --> 01:38:17,199
- You clearly are.
- Look, let's just take a minute and...
1451
01:38:45,898 --> 01:38:47,798
Patrick, get the fuck away.
1452
01:38:47,898 --> 01:38:50,298
Oh, sweetheart...
Get the fuck away from me!
1453
01:38:50,398 --> 01:38:53,598
Can we talk about it?
No! Get the fuck away!
1454
01:39:25,898 --> 01:39:28,098
Joel Barish.
1455
01:39:28,199 --> 01:39:30,998
Hey, Clementine.
Hey.
1456
01:39:30,999 --> 01:39:34,298
Nice to see you. Yeah.
1457
01:39:35,298 --> 01:39:37,199
Yeah.
1458
01:39:37,298 --> 01:39:39,298
Really very educated.
1459
01:39:39,398 --> 01:39:42,798
I mean, she's smart, I think,
but not educated.
1460
01:39:42,898 --> 01:39:45,797
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?
1461
01:39:45,798 --> 01:39:49,297
She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.
1462
01:39:49,298 --> 01:39:52,699
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.
1463
01:39:52,798 --> 01:39:55,498
Sometimes...
I was embarrassed in public...
1464
01:39:55,499 --> 01:39:57,499
Hi.
Because she would pronounce...
1465
01:39:57,598 --> 01:40:00,397
library "libary."
Hi.
1466
01:40:00,398 --> 01:40:03,597
Libary. Libary.
1467
01:40:03,598 --> 01:40:05,597
Look what I found.
1468
01:40:05,598 --> 01:40:09,999
I think if there's a truly seductive
quality about Clementine,
1469
01:40:10,098 --> 01:40:13,699
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.
1470
01:40:15,098 --> 01:40:17,398
You made me look skinny.
1471
01:40:17,499 --> 01:40:20,097
Amazing, burning meteorite...
1472
01:40:20,098 --> 01:40:24,398
will carry you to another world
where things are exciting.
1473
01:40:24,499 --> 01:40:27,499
But what you quickly learn
is that...
1474
01:40:27,598 --> 01:40:30,398
it's really an elaborate ruse.
1475
01:40:30,499 --> 01:40:32,499
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1476
01:40:34,098 --> 01:40:36,798
It's okay. So flashy in
a kind of obvious way.
1477
01:40:38,499 --> 01:40:41,098
But still, it seduces you.
Joel, I really like you.
1478
01:40:41,199 --> 01:40:43,398
I hate that I said
mean things about you.
1479
01:40:43,499 --> 01:40:47,898
- Let me turn this off, okay?
- Hey, it's... it's only fair.
1480
01:40:49,298 --> 01:40:51,297
Where's the real Clementine?
1481
01:40:51,298 --> 01:40:54,498
I mean, the whole thing with the hair...
it's all bullshit.
1482
01:40:54,499 --> 01:40:57,297
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1483
01:40:57,298 --> 01:40:59,597
I really like your hair.
Thank you.
1484
01:40:59,598 --> 01:41:01,597
I do.
The world's a goddamn mess.
1485
01:41:01,598 --> 01:41:05,297
Is it some kind of a revolt? Change your
hair color. You want a drink or something?
1486
01:41:05,298 --> 01:41:08,097
Do you have any whiskey?
1487
01:41:08,098 --> 01:41:13,398
No, I don't think her sex
is... motivated.
1488
01:41:13,499 --> 01:41:16,499
I saw it clearly
the last night we were together.
1489
01:41:16,598 --> 01:41:19,999
It wasn't sex.
It was just sad.
1490
01:41:20,098 --> 01:41:23,098
Hey. Sorry.
I thought there was more.
1491
01:41:23,199 --> 01:41:26,897
The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like her...
1492
01:41:26,898 --> 01:41:29,797
is to fuck 'em...
1493
01:41:29,798 --> 01:41:34,097
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of 'em.
1494
01:41:34,098 --> 01:41:37,097
And she's so desperate
and insecure...
1495
01:41:37,098 --> 01:41:41,998
that she'll, sooner or later,
go around fucking everybody.
1496
01:41:41,999 --> 01:41:45,097
I don't do that. I wouldn't
think that about you.
1497
01:41:45,098 --> 01:41:47,999
- Because I don't.
- I know.
1498
01:41:48,098 --> 01:41:51,298
Because it really hurts me that you
said that because I don't do that.
1499
01:41:51,398 --> 01:41:54,499
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about all this.
I'm gonna... go.
1500
01:41:54,598 --> 01:41:59,398
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think I can be here.
1501
01:42:03,499 --> 01:42:07,199
Um... bye.
1502
01:42:07,298 --> 01:42:09,898
Bye.
I thought I knew her so well.
1503
01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:13,598
It was nice meeting you and all.
But I don't know her at all.
1504
01:42:14,898 --> 01:42:18,199
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,
1505
01:42:18,298 --> 01:42:22,199
only to find out
that she's a stranger.
1506
01:42:25,499 --> 01:42:27,499
Wait.
1507
01:42:29,199 --> 01:42:31,098
What?
I don't know.
1508
01:42:31,199 --> 01:42:33,397
Just wait. Just wait.
What do you want, Joel?
1509
01:42:33,398 --> 01:42:37,999
I don't know. I want you to wait for...
just a while.
1510
01:42:51,499 --> 01:42:54,199
Okay.
Really?
1511
01:42:54,298 --> 01:42:56,336
I'm not a concept, Joel.
I'm just a fucked-up
1512
01:42:56,348 --> 01:42:58,398
girl who's looking for
my own peace of mind.
1513
01:42:58,499 --> 01:42:59,462
I'm not perfect.
1514
01:42:59,474 --> 01:43:02,398
I can't see anything that
I don't like about you.
1515
01:43:02,499 --> 01:43:05,199
Right now I can't. But you will.
But you will.
1516
01:43:05,298 --> 01:43:08,898
You know, you will think of things, and
I'll get bored with you and feel trapped...
1517
01:43:08,999 --> 01:43:10,999
because that's what happens
with me.
1518
01:43:12,499 --> 01:43:14,398
Okay.
1519
01:43:18,098 --> 01:43:20,098
Okay.
1520
01:43:24,199 --> 01:43:27,398
Okay.
Okay.
1520
01:43:28,305 --> 01:44:28,722
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