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Montauk train on track "B."
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Random thoughts
for Valentine's Day, 2004.
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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...
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Last call...
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to make people
feel like crap.
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I ditched work today.
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Took a train out to Montauk.
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Montauk train boarding
on track "B."
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I don't know why.
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Aah!
I'm not an impulsive person.
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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.
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I gotta get my car fixed.
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Hi. Cindy?
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It's Joel. Joel!
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Listen, I don't
feel very well today.
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No, food poisoning,
I think.
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
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Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.
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Page is ripped out.
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Don't remember doing that.
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It appears this is
my first entry in two years.
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Sand is overrated.
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It's just tiny little rocks.
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If only I could
meet someone new.
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I guess my chances of that happening
are somewhat diminished,
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seeing that I'm incapable
of making eye contact
with a woman I don't know.
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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
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She was nice.
Nice is good.
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She loved me.
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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...
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who shows me
the least bit of attention?
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Hi.
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I'm sorry?
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- I just said hi.
- Hi. Hello. Hi.
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Okay if I sit closer?
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How far are you going?
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Uh, Rockville Center.
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Get out! Me too!
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Really?
What are the odds?
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Do I know you?
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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?
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Sure. Sure.
That's it!
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Yeah?
I've seen you, man!
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Book slave there
for, like, five years now.
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Ah. I would have thought
I would've remembered you.
Jesus! Is it five years?
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It might be the hair.
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What might?
It changes a lot.
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The color.
That's why you might not
recognize me.
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It's called Blue Ruin,
the color.
Right. Yeah.
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Snappy name, huh?
I like it.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, this company
makes a whole line of colors
with equally snappy names.
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Red... Red Menace,
Yellow Fever,
Green Revolution.
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?
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I mean, how many hair colors
could there be? Fifty, maybe.
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Someone's got that job.
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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.
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I apply my personality
in a paste.
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
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Well, you don't know me,
so...
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you don't know, do you?
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Sorry. I was just...
I'm trying to be nice.
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Yeah. I got it.
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My name's Clementine,
by the way.
I'm Joel.
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Hi, Joel.
Hey.
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No jokes about my name.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
You're trying to be nice.
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I don't know any jokes
about your name.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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I don't know what that means.
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Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?
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It's been suggested.
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No?
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I'm sorry. Just...
It's a pretty name, though.
It really is nice.
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It's, uh...
It means "merciful."
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Right? Clemency?
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Although it hardly fits.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.
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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.
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Why wouldn't you
think that about me?
I don't know.
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I just...
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I don't know.
I just, uh...
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You seem nice, so...
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Oh, now I'm nice?
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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?
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I don't need "nice."
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I don't need myself to be it,
and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
Okay.
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Joel?
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It's Joel, right?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm a little out of sorts today.
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My embarrassing admission is,
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I really like
that you're nice right now.
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I mean, I can't tell
from one moment to the next
what I'm gonna like,
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but right now...
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I'm glad you are.
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I have so much stuff
that, uh, I probably should, uh...
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I-I'm writing, and...
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No, no. I just...
Sure. No. That's okay.
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I just have...
You know, this is...
Okay.
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- Ohh! Hey!
- Take care, then.
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Jesus!
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Hi. I could, uh,
give you a ride, if you need.
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It's cold.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah?
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It is frosty.
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You're not a stalker
or anything, right?
I'm not a stalker.
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You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.
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Really?
There's a stalker book?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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I gotta read that one.
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Look, I'm sorry if I came off
sorta nutso. I'm not, really.
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Oh, it's okay.
I didn't think you were.
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Did you wanna have a drink?
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could, um...
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Um...
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Never mind.
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Sorry. That was stupid.
I'm embarrassed now.
No, no, no, no.
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Good night, Joel.
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Two Blue Ruins.
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Thank you.
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Drink up, young man.
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It'll make
the whole seduction part
less repugnant.
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00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:05,395
I'm just kidding!
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00:11:05,463 --> 00:11:07,454
Come on.
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00:11:13,371 --> 00:11:15,396
You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?
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00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,407
I'm sorry.
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00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:21,969
It's just, you know,
my life isn't that interesting.
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00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:25,643
I go to work, I come home.
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00:11:26,784 --> 00:11:29,218
Don't know what to say.
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You should read my journal.
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00:11:31,289 --> 00:11:35,783
I mean, it's just... blank.
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00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:39,091
Really?
Does that make you
sad or anxious?
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00:11:39,163 --> 00:11:42,496
I mean, I'm always anxious,
thinking I'm not living
my life to the fullest,
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00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:44,501
taking advantage
of every possibility,
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00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:48,505
making sure
I'm not wasting one second
of the little time I have.
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00:11:48,573 --> 00:11:51,064
I think about that.
Yeah?
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00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:57,447
You're really nice.
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Ohh!
God, I have to
stop saying that.
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I'm gonna marry you.
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00:12:04,622 --> 00:12:06,556
I know it.
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00:12:06,624 --> 00:12:08,785
Um... okay.
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00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:18,464
Joel, you should come up
to the Charles with me sometime.
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It gets frozen this time of year.
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00:12:20,538 --> 00:12:22,699
That sounds scary.
Exactly.
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00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:25,709
I'll pack a picnic.
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A night picnic.
Night picnics are different.
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And, um, we could...
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Sounds good.
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00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:36,245
But I... I should, uh, go.
Now.
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00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,254
You should stay.
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00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:40,552
No, I really... I'm... I...
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I have to get up so early.
159
00:12:42,627 --> 00:12:44,561
I would like you
to call me.
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00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:47,393
Would you do that?
I would like it.
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00:12:47,465 --> 00:12:49,456
Yes.
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00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:55,735
Wish me a happy Valentine's Day
when you call!
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That'd be nice.
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00:13:38,449 --> 00:13:40,383
What took you so long?
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00:13:40,451 --> 00:13:42,385
I just walked in.
166
00:13:42,453 --> 00:13:45,047
Mm-hmm. You miss me?
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00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:47,353
Yeah.
Oddly enough, I do.
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00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:49,359
Oh!
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00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:52,362
You said "I do."
I guess that means were married.
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00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:54,364
I guess so.
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00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,900
Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?
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00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:59,402
It's really solid
this time of year.
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00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:01,335
Whoa! I don't know.
174
00:14:01,405 --> 00:14:03,339
Come on.
Come on.
Eee!
175
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,341
Come on.
Come on, come on.
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00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,845
Whew.
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00:14:08,913 --> 00:14:12,405
Oh. So beautiful.
178
00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:15,585
Isn't it?
179
00:14:18,656 --> 00:14:20,590
Uh, don't go too far.
180
00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:23,422
- Whoo! Oww! Ow!
- Whoa! Oh!
181
00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:26,691
- Are you okay?
- Ouch! Fuck it.
182
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:30,461
Ohh! Oh, my ass!
183
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:35,472
I think I should go back.
Come on. Come on!
184
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,474
What if it breaks?
185
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:40,477
- "What if"?
Do you really care right now?
- Huh?
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00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:42,706
Come here. Please.
187
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,509
Come on.
188
00:14:47,885 --> 00:14:49,819
Ohh.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
189
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:52,822
Slidy-slidy.
Slidy-slidy.
Whoa!
190
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:56,155
This is good.
Here, let me show you
this one thing.
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00:14:56,227 --> 00:14:58,320
What are you doing?
Whoa.
192
00:14:59,797 --> 00:15:01,731
Come on.
193
00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:09,639
Think I heard a crack.
194
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:13,473
It's not gonna crack
or break or...
195
00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:15,535
It's so thick.
196
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:19,809
Show me which constellations
you know.
197
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,478
Um... Oh.
198
00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:25,215
I don't... know any.
199
00:15:26,657 --> 00:15:28,921
Show me
which ones you know.
200
00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:31,393
Okay.
201
00:15:31,462 --> 00:15:34,056
Okay.
202
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:37,589
Oh. Here's Osidius.
203
00:15:37,668 --> 00:15:39,602
Where?
204
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,604
Right there.
See?
205
00:15:41,672 --> 00:15:44,470
Sort of a swoop
and a cross.
206
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,476
Osidius the Emphatic.
207
00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,912
You're full of shit.
Right?
Nope.
208
00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:53,917
Osidius is right there.
Swoop and cross.
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00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:57,045
Shut the fuck up!
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00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:10,133
Clementine.
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00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,431
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
212
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,973
Hey.
Hey.
213
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:20,101
Hey.
Sorry to wake you,
but we're... here.
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00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:24,271
Ahh.
215
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,212
Can I come over
to your house...
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00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,952
to sleep?
217
00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:37,893
I'm so tired.
218
00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:40,760
Okay. Um, yeah. Sure.
219
00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:43,732
Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Oh.
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00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:48,061
Just...
221
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,579
Yes?
222
00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:11,094
Can I help you?
What do you mean?
223
00:17:11,162 --> 00:17:14,598
Can I help you with something?
224
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,293
No.
225
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,666
What are you doing here?
226
00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:22,262
I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.
227
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:24,001
Oh.
228
00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,000
Thanks.
229
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:18,152
We're looking for 159.
What number's that?
230
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:20,156
I don't know where that is.
231
00:19:20,224 --> 00:19:23,159
Jesus Christ, you'd think
they'd light the number,
or at least put a number on...
232
00:19:23,227 --> 00:19:25,161
Is that him?
I think so.
233
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:28,323
Yeah, that's him.
Wait. That's him.
234
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:45,605
Hey, Joel.
Frank.
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00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,512
Oh, shit.
236
00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:55,025
Jesus. The only
Valentine's Day cards I get
are from my mother.
237
00:19:55,092 --> 00:19:57,026
How pathetic is that, huh?
238
00:19:57,094 --> 00:19:59,028
You're lucky
you have Clementine, man.
239
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,030
She is way cool.
240
00:20:01,098 --> 00:20:03,589
Hey, you got any big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
241
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,604
No.
242
00:20:08,672 --> 00:20:11,607
Well, it's only a day away.
Better make some reservations
or something.
243
00:20:11,675 --> 00:20:13,802
Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's. Right?
244
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:15,812
McRomance!
245
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,314
You want some fries
with that shake?
246
00:20:18,382 --> 00:20:20,714
I have to, uh,
go to sleep now, Frank.
247
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,945
It's 8:30.
248
00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:53,512
Patrick, stop it.
249
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,794
Ohh! Okay.
250
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:15,304
Okay. Okay.
251
00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:18,739
Whew. Okay.
252
00:21:20,811 --> 00:21:22,802
Showtime at the Apollo.
253
00:21:31,755 --> 00:21:34,690
Shh, shh, shh. Hey.
254
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,885
Quiet.
255
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,874
Hey, Joel. What's up?
256
00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:53,876
Oh. Hi, Frank.
257
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:03,216
I only get Valentine's Day cards
from my mom.
258
00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:06,222
How pathetic is that?
259
00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,224
You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.
260
00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:12,228
Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
261
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:14,230
No.
262
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:16,232
It's only a day away.
263
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,734
Better make a reservation
or something.
264
00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:20,736
Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.
265
00:22:20,804 --> 00:22:23,295
Oh, no!
266
00:22:23,374 --> 00:22:26,639
Yes! Valentine's Day
is three goddamn days away!
I want it resolved.
267
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:29,838
I'm willing to be
the one to resolve it.
268
00:22:29,913 --> 00:22:33,246
So I call her,
and she's changed her number.
269
00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:36,411
So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know, to get her something.
270
00:22:36,487 --> 00:22:40,423
I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early valentine, and...
271
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:44,060
You won't believe it.
272
00:22:44,128 --> 00:22:46,892
She's there with...
273
00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:50,661
this guy,
this really young guy.
274
00:22:50,734 --> 00:22:54,192
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.
275
00:22:54,271 --> 00:22:56,705
Excuse me?
276
00:22:56,774 --> 00:22:59,436
Can I help you
find something, sir?
277
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,314
Hey, Clem-ato.
278
00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:08,442
Patrick! Baby boy.
279
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:13,723
What you doing here, baby?
Just came to surprise you.
280
00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:16,692
Let me know
if you need something, sir.
You look good.
281
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,694
Hi.
282
00:23:18,762 --> 00:23:21,856
How are you?
Pretty good.
Pretty bored. Pretty tired.
283
00:23:21,932 --> 00:23:23,866
Uh-huh.
284
00:23:23,934 --> 00:23:27,062
I so want what's in your suit.
Oh, good.
285
00:23:37,314 --> 00:23:39,612
Why?
286
00:23:39,683 --> 00:23:42,174
Why would she do that to me?
287
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:48,581
Hey, does anybody want a joint?
288
00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:51,253
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
289
00:23:51,328 --> 00:23:53,262
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.
290
00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:55,264
I know, honey.
For being honest.
291
00:23:55,332 --> 00:23:57,596
It's horrible.
I should just go to her house.
292
00:23:57,668 --> 00:24:00,603
No! No, no, no.
You don't wanna go there, man.
You don't wanna go there.
293
00:24:00,671 --> 00:24:03,037
Get off. It's too...
294
00:24:03,107 --> 00:24:05,041
Right.
Yeah.
295
00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,043
I don't want to seem desperate.
296
00:24:07,111 --> 00:24:11,707
Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign,
make a clean break. Right?
297
00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:14,910
Right?
298
00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:19,054
All right, Joel,
look, man, seriously.
299
00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:21,057
Rob!
Here's the deal.
300
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:24,288
Don't do that.
Rob, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
301
00:24:24,361 --> 00:24:27,524
What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?
What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?
302
00:24:27,598 --> 00:24:30,123
You're gonna make this
about our shit now?
This isn't about us.
303
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,261
I agree. It's not about us.
It's about Joel, who's an adult.
Okay?
304
00:24:34,338 --> 00:24:36,329
Not Mama Carrie's kid.
305
00:24:37,641 --> 00:24:40,576
- What are you...
- That's your laundry!
306
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:45,537
That's great.
That's good.
307
00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:57,550
Okay.
308
00:25:04,501 --> 00:25:08,767
What is it?
I don't know.
It's some place that does a thing.
309
00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:22,677
Good morning. Lacuna.
310
00:25:23,687 --> 00:25:26,679
No, I'm sorry.
That offer expired
after the new year.
311
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:32,587
Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in...
312
00:25:32,663 --> 00:25:34,961
How about on the fifth?
313
00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:38,433
That's a Wednesday.
All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?
314
00:25:39,703 --> 00:25:43,036
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.
315
00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,701
Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.
316
00:25:46,777 --> 00:25:48,711
May I help you?
317
00:25:48,779 --> 00:25:51,714
I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?
318
00:25:51,782 --> 00:25:55,343
I'm Joel. Barish.
I have an appointment with Dr...
319
00:25:55,419 --> 00:25:57,353
Mierzwiak.
320
00:25:57,421 --> 00:26:00,720
- Here. Could you please fill this out?
- I just want to talk to him.
321
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,782
You still need to
fill the form out, sir.
Really?
322
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,954
- Thank you.
- Great.
323
00:26:06,029 --> 00:26:07,963
I don't have a pen.
324
00:26:08,031 --> 00:26:11,125
There's a pen right there.
325
00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:13,135
Good morning. Lacuna.
Oh.
326
00:26:13,203 --> 00:26:17,071
Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.
327
00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:19,131
Mr. Barish?
328
00:26:21,511 --> 00:26:23,445
How are we today?
329
00:26:23,513 --> 00:26:25,447
Not too good, actually.
330
00:26:25,515 --> 00:26:27,449
Boo!
Oh, my God! Stan!
331
00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:30,452
Sorry.
Sorry, I was just...
I'm working!
332
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,819
Sorry. Sorry.
333
00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:35,882
Here, Doctor.
Thank you.
334
00:26:36,894 --> 00:26:38,828
You should not
have seen this.
335
00:26:38,896 --> 00:26:40,887
I apologize.
336
00:26:44,768 --> 00:26:47,202
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem...
337
00:26:47,271 --> 00:26:50,104
I assure you, no.
No.
338
00:26:55,512 --> 00:26:58,276
Mm-mmm.
There's no such thing as this.
339
00:26:59,783 --> 00:27:02,980
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
340
00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:05,521
so I can't show you evidence.
341
00:27:05,589 --> 00:27:11,323
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
342
00:27:11,395 --> 00:27:13,454
and she wanted to move on.
343
00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:15,464
We provide that possibility.
344
00:27:15,532 --> 00:27:19,593
"Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on.
345
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:22,195
We provide
that possibility."
346
00:27:22,272 --> 00:27:24,206
What the hell is that?
347
00:27:24,274 --> 00:27:27,209
Nicest guy
she ever went out with.
348
00:27:27,277 --> 00:27:29,211
Oww! Fuck!
349
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:31,713
God, Rob! Give it a rest!
350
00:27:31,782 --> 00:27:33,716
It's okay.
It's all right.
351
00:27:33,784 --> 00:27:36,480
Carrie, I am making
a birdhouse.
352
00:27:38,455 --> 00:27:42,255
What can I say, Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.
353
00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:44,123
She's impulsive.
354
00:27:44,194 --> 00:27:47,755
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.
355
00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:53,602
A lark.
356
00:27:53,670 --> 00:27:57,106
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you do that?
357
00:28:00,677 --> 00:28:02,440
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
358
00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:05,447
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.
359
00:28:05,515 --> 00:28:08,507
Okay. I want it done.
I told him pre-Valentine's Day
is our busy time.
360
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:11,952
- Oh, th-th-that's... that's okay, Mary.
- But there are people waiting.
361
00:28:12,022 --> 00:28:14,957
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh...
to come inside.
362
00:28:15,025 --> 00:28:18,586
And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo.
Good-bye, Mrs. Woo.
Yes, of course.
363
00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:25,327
Now, the, uh...
364
00:28:25,402 --> 00:28:28,337
the first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,
365
00:28:28,405 --> 00:28:30,339
is to go home...
366
00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:35,845
and collect everything you own
that has some association with Clementine.
367
00:28:35,912 --> 00:28:38,142
Anything.
368
00:28:39,616 --> 00:28:43,848
And we'll use these items to create
a map of Clementine in your brain.
369
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,514
Okay?
370
00:28:46,590 --> 00:28:51,653
So we'll need, uh,
uh, photos, clothing, gifts,
371
00:28:51,728 --> 00:28:56,688
books she may have bought you,
CDs you may have bought together,
372
00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:59,395
journal entries.
373
00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:01,232
We want to empty your home...
374
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:05,638
We want to empty your life
of Clementine.
375
00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:10,203
And after the mapping is done,
our technicians will do the erasing
in your home tonight.
376
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,613
That way, when you awake
in the morning,
377
00:29:13,683 --> 00:29:18,120
you'll find yourself in your own bed
as if nothing had happened...
378
00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:20,679
a new life awaiting you.
379
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:27,152
Wake up, buddy!
380
00:29:31,868 --> 00:29:34,132
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
381
00:29:34,204 --> 00:29:37,367
You can't have the procedure done
three times in one month.
382
00:29:38,408 --> 00:29:42,037
Well, it's just not our policy...
How are you today, Mr. Barish?
383
00:29:43,146 --> 00:29:45,774
Hello. I'm right here.
384
00:29:45,849 --> 00:29:50,047
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything we can...
We can fit you in on the first of March.
385
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,556
Maybe you could talk to the doctor,
a- and he...
386
00:29:53,623 --> 00:29:57,889
All right, so let's make an appointment.
What day would you like
to come in this week?
387
00:29:57,961 --> 00:30:01,397
Mr. Barish.
Um, he's really busy
this afternoon.
388
00:30:01,465 --> 00:30:05,424
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?
389
00:30:06,436 --> 00:30:09,371
February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.
390
00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:18,577
This is, uh, Stan Fink,
391
00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:21,242
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.
392
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,811
He'll be handling
your case tonight.
393
00:30:25,889 --> 00:30:28,323
Great to meet you,
Mr. Barish.
394
00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,325
My name is Joel Barish,
395
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:34,955
and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.
396
00:30:35,031 --> 00:30:40,059
Very good.
Now, tell me about, uh, Clementine.
397
00:30:40,137 --> 00:30:42,662
Uh, I was...
398
00:30:42,739 --> 00:30:46,539
living with this woman, Naomi,
399
00:30:46,610 --> 00:30:49,170
uh, a couple years ago,
400
00:30:49,246 --> 00:30:54,479
and my friends Rob and Carrie
invited us to this party at the beach...
I don't like parties.
401
00:30:54,551 --> 00:30:57,782
Naomi couldn't go, but I went...
402
00:30:57,854 --> 00:31:01,017
and I, uh, met Clementine.
403
00:31:01,091 --> 00:31:04,083
I'm sorry.
404
00:31:04,161 --> 00:31:07,096
Let's start with
your most recent memories...
405
00:31:07,164 --> 00:31:10,759
and work backwards from there,
more or less.
406
00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:12,768
There's an emotional core...
407
00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,770
to each of our memories,
408
00:31:14,838 --> 00:31:18,604
and when you eradicate that core
it starts its degradation process.
409
00:31:18,675 --> 00:31:21,109
By the time you wake up
in the morning,
410
00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:24,909
all the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,
411
00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:27,006
as in a dream upon waking.
412
00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:30,382
Is there any risk
of brain damage?
413
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:33,445
Well, uh, technically speaking,
414
00:31:33,523 --> 00:31:35,457
the procedure is brain damage,
415
00:31:35,525 --> 00:31:38,358
but it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.
416
00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:40,362
Nothing you'll miss.
417
00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,830
Comfortable?
418
00:31:44,901 --> 00:31:48,530
What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,
is actually creating a map of your brain.
419
00:31:48,605 --> 00:31:50,937
Okay, let's get started.
420
00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:54,738
If we want to get
this procedure underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
421
00:31:54,811 --> 00:31:58,645
I want you to react
to these objects, Mr. Barish,
if you will.
422
00:32:01,318 --> 00:32:03,752
There's a good story
behind this one...
423
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:06,755
Uh, actually, Mr. Barish,
I'll get a much better
emotional readout...
424
00:32:06,823 --> 00:32:10,725
if you refrain from any sort of
verbal description of the items.
425
00:32:10,794 --> 00:32:12,728
Just try to focus on the memories.
426
00:32:12,796 --> 00:32:15,356
Oh. Sorry. Okay.
427
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:21,570
Healthy activity up there again.
Healthy readouts. Very good.
428
00:32:21,638 --> 00:32:24,903
- Here's another object.
- That's so...
429
00:32:24,975 --> 00:32:27,569
Next item. Okay.
430
00:32:29,145 --> 00:32:31,079
Potato head.
431
00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:34,412
Next item. Okay.
432
00:32:34,484 --> 00:32:39,353
Just focus on the memories.
Patrick, do me a favor.
433
00:32:39,422 --> 00:32:42,755
Hey, Patrick,
do me a favor, will ya?
Yeah.
434
00:32:42,826 --> 00:32:46,694
Can you check the voltage regulator?
What do we got there?
435
00:32:46,763 --> 00:32:48,697
Uh, voltage looks fine.
Really?
436
00:32:48,765 --> 00:32:52,758
Well, I'm not wiping
as clean as I like here.
I'm...
437
00:32:55,705 --> 00:33:00,836
Well, uh, technically the procedure
is brain damage.
438
00:33:02,979 --> 00:33:05,379
Check the, uh...
Check the connections, please.
439
00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:09,812
Oh, there you are.
I...
440
00:33:15,191 --> 00:33:19,252
Why am I...
I don't understand
what I'm looking at.
441
00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:22,127
Why am I
standing here and...
442
00:33:22,198 --> 00:33:25,031
Oh, my God.
Déjà vu.
443
00:33:25,101 --> 00:33:27,194
Déjà vu.
This is so...
444
00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:30,205
All right, we should get started.
If we're gonna get the procedure...
445
00:33:30,273 --> 00:33:33,208
underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
446
00:33:33,276 --> 00:33:35,801
I'm in my head already,
aren't I?
447
00:33:35,879 --> 00:33:39,212
I suppose so.
Uh, this is about right.
448
00:33:39,282 --> 00:33:42,274
This is what it...
This is what it would look like.
449
00:33:44,854 --> 00:33:46,788
Very good.
450
00:33:46,856 --> 00:33:49,120
We'll dispose of these mementos
when we're done here.
451
00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:52,525
That way you won't be confused later
by their unexplainable presence in your home.
452
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:54,859
Ah, there we go.
453
00:33:54,931 --> 00:33:56,364
Patrick?
Yeah?
454
00:33:56,433 --> 00:33:59,095
Patrick, can you check...
Patrick?
455
00:33:59,169 --> 00:34:02,627
I'm getting some sort of readout
of my own voice.
Patrick? Patrick?
456
00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:06,608
- Why are there so many wires?
- A lot of equipment.
457
00:34:06,676 --> 00:34:10,476
- Does that help?
- Are you sure
you set that thing up properly?
458
00:34:10,547 --> 00:34:12,481
How's that?
How are you today,
Mr. Barish?
459
00:34:12,549 --> 00:34:14,642
There we are,
Mr. Barish.
That's better.
460
00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:18,051
- I don't know if I like this.
- Think I might try this, then.
461
00:34:18,121 --> 00:34:20,021
We're almost done now.
462
00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:23,218
Mmm. Journal.
That would be invaluable.
463
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:27,389
"I met someone tonight.
I don't know what to do.
464
00:34:27,464 --> 00:34:30,024
Her name is Clementine,
and she's amazing."
465
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,625
Whoa! Jesus!
466
00:34:32,702 --> 00:34:35,637
What? What?
Come on! Careful!
Step back!
467
00:34:35,705 --> 00:34:37,639
Just take it easy.
468
00:34:37,707 --> 00:34:39,538
That's fine.
469
00:34:39,609 --> 00:34:41,440
Let's not roach the guy.
470
00:34:44,914 --> 00:34:46,973
All right, you got that one.
471
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:50,850
This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?
It's an apartment, Patrick.
472
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,184
Patrick.
473
00:34:53,256 --> 00:34:57,352
Well, not a dump, then,
but sorta plain. Uninspired.
474
00:34:57,427 --> 00:34:59,861
And there's sort of
a stale smell.
475
00:34:59,929 --> 00:35:04,491
Patrick, can we just please
get through this?
476
00:35:04,567 --> 00:35:08,196
We got a very long night
ahead of us. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah.
477
00:35:13,143 --> 00:35:15,703
This is the last time I saw you.
478
00:35:30,894 --> 00:35:32,828
It's 3:00.
479
00:35:32,896 --> 00:35:37,492
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
480
00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:39,501
Were you driving drunk?
481
00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,833
It's pathetic.
482
00:35:41,905 --> 00:35:44,135
I was a little tipsy.
483
00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:46,141
Don't call me pathetic.
484
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:48,143
Well, it is pathetic.
485
00:35:48,211 --> 00:35:51,146
It's fucking irresponsible.
Could've killed somebody.
Oh, God.
486
00:35:51,214 --> 00:35:54,149
Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news and see?
Oh, Christ!
487
00:35:54,217 --> 00:35:57,516
Should I check the grill to see
if there's any children or small animals?
I didn't kill anybody!
488
00:35:57,587 --> 00:36:01,455
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
You're like an old lady or something.
489
00:36:01,524 --> 00:36:03,958
Well, what are you like?
490
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:05,961
A wino?
A wino?
491
00:36:06,029 --> 00:36:08,964
Jesus, are you from the '50s
or something?
492
00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:10,966
A wino?
493
00:36:11,034 --> 00:36:13,298
Face it, Joely.
494
00:36:13,369 --> 00:36:17,806
You're freaked out because
I was out late without you,
495
00:36:17,874 --> 00:36:20,809
and in your little wormy brain...
496
00:36:20,877 --> 00:36:24,870
you're trying to figure out,
did she fuck someone tonight?
497
00:36:26,483 --> 00:36:28,417
No, see, Clem,
498
00:36:28,485 --> 00:36:31,079
I assume
you fucked someone tonight.
499
00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:33,588
Isn't that how you get people
to like you?
500
00:36:43,399 --> 00:36:46,835
I'm sorry. Okay?
501
00:36:46,903 --> 00:36:49,736
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?
502
00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:57,179
Clem?
Your keys.
503
00:36:57,247 --> 00:37:00,182
I was just... I was just...
I won't need them anymore.
504
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:03,344
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.
505
00:37:10,059 --> 00:37:12,050
Clem?
506
00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:17,024
Got it.
507
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,034
Mary's coming over tonight.
508
00:37:19,102 --> 00:37:20,729
Yeah?
Yeah.
509
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,737
Just thought you'd wanna know.
510
00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:25,831
I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit.
I just don't think she likes me.
511
00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:28,469
She likes you okay.
512
00:37:28,545 --> 00:37:31,639
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
I have a girlfriend now.
513
00:37:31,714 --> 00:37:34,239
Do whatever you want.
Did I tell you I have...
514
00:37:34,317 --> 00:37:36,251
Yeah.
515
00:37:41,224 --> 00:37:43,658
Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?
516
00:37:43,726 --> 00:37:45,660
We gotta focus here,
Patrick.
517
00:37:45,728 --> 00:37:47,662
Yeah, the thing is,
518
00:37:47,730 --> 00:37:50,631
our situation is...
is a little weird.
519
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,691
My girlfriend situation.
520
00:37:53,770 --> 00:37:55,567
I'm sure it is.
521
00:37:55,638 --> 00:37:57,629
You gotta be...
522
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,634
Clem, let me drive you home.
523
00:38:25,702 --> 00:38:27,795
Get out of my face, faggot!
524
00:38:29,172 --> 00:38:32,767
Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!
525
00:38:32,842 --> 00:38:35,208
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
526
00:38:35,278 --> 00:38:37,212
You did it to me first!
527
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,273
I can't believe
you did this to me.
Goddamn it.
528
00:38:41,351 --> 00:38:44,286
Clem! Can you hear me?
529
00:38:44,354 --> 00:38:46,948
By morning you'll be gone!
530
00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:50,515
The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!
531
00:38:55,231 --> 00:38:59,327
Is there something wrong
with a girl being attracted to me?
Is that a problem?
532
00:38:59,402 --> 00:39:01,927
No, I think it's... funny.
533
00:39:02,005 --> 00:39:05,099
So, who do you think's better-looking,
me or this guy?
534
00:39:05,174 --> 00:39:07,108
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
535
00:39:07,176 --> 00:39:09,770
Remember that girl
we did last week?
536
00:39:09,846 --> 00:39:12,974
The one with the... potatoes?
537
00:39:14,684 --> 00:39:18,120
That girl?
That's this guy's girl.
538
00:39:18,187 --> 00:39:20,121
Right.
Yeah.
539
00:39:20,189 --> 00:39:23,124
Was. We took care of that.
540
00:39:23,192 --> 00:39:25,683
Oh, God!
Well, uh...
541
00:39:25,762 --> 00:39:28,629
I kinda fell in love with her
that night.
542
00:39:28,698 --> 00:39:31,633
What? You little fuck...
543
00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:34,693
What?
She was unconscious, man.
544
00:39:34,771 --> 00:39:37,797
Well, she was beautiful, and...
545
00:39:37,874 --> 00:39:40,866
I stole a pair of her panties
as well.
546
00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,714
Jesus!
What?
547
00:39:45,782 --> 00:39:47,716
It's not like...
548
00:39:47,784 --> 00:39:50,776
I mean, they were clean and all.
Don't tell me this stuff, man!
I don't wanna hear this shit!
549
00:39:50,853 --> 00:39:53,287
They were clean!
What? D-Don't! Stop!
550
00:39:53,356 --> 00:39:55,790
Okay. Yeah! All right!
We got work to do.
551
00:39:55,858 --> 00:39:57,849
Give me my papers.
552
00:40:11,307 --> 00:40:13,741
There's, um...
553
00:40:15,111 --> 00:40:17,102
There's more.
554
00:40:18,281 --> 00:40:21,216
After we did her, I kind of...
555
00:40:21,284 --> 00:40:24,685
went to where she works
and asked her out.
556
00:40:26,422 --> 00:40:28,083
You what?
557
00:40:28,157 --> 00:40:30,785
Jesus.
Jesus, Patrick!
558
00:40:31,794 --> 00:40:34,820
Do you have... any idea...
559
00:40:34,897 --> 00:40:36,728
how unethical...
560
00:40:36,799 --> 00:40:39,734
It's not really that bad.
561
00:40:39,802 --> 00:40:42,532
What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?
562
00:40:42,605 --> 00:40:45,904
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!
563
00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,211
There's someone here.
564
00:41:00,256 --> 00:41:02,190
He stole your underwear.
565
00:41:03,259 --> 00:41:06,422
I don't see anyone.
566
00:41:21,944 --> 00:41:24,970
Joel?
567
00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,447
Where are my boots?
568
00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:30,975
Why are you showing me poisons?
Can't you understand English?
569
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:34,045
"Potions," I said.
Potions.
570
00:41:39,996 --> 00:41:42,430
Love potion, please.
571
00:41:42,498 --> 00:41:45,399
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!
572
00:41:48,538 --> 00:41:51,029
Should've left you
at the flea market.
573
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,344
First thing to do is...
574
00:41:55,411 --> 00:41:58,403
sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
575
00:42:03,653 --> 00:42:05,814
Wanna go?
576
00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:09,124
I want to have a baby.
577
00:42:09,192 --> 00:42:12,093
Let's talk about it later.
578
00:42:12,161 --> 00:42:15,324
No! I want to have a baby.
579
00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:19,400
I don't think we're ready.
580
00:42:19,468 --> 00:42:21,493
You're not ready.
581
00:42:21,571 --> 00:42:24,802
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?
582
00:42:24,874 --> 00:42:27,035
What?
583
00:42:28,544 --> 00:42:30,978
I don't wanna
talk about it here.
584
00:42:31,047 --> 00:42:33,811
I can't hear you.
I can never the fuck understand
what you're saying.
585
00:42:33,883 --> 00:42:36,317
I don't wanna talk about this!
Fucking ventriloquist!
586
00:42:36,385 --> 00:42:38,819
We're fucking
gonna talk about it!
I... don't... want... to...
587
00:42:38,888 --> 00:42:41,482
You can't just say something like that
and say you don't wanna talk about it!
588
00:42:41,557 --> 00:42:44,492
I'm sorry, Clem.
I'd make a fucking good mother!
589
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,997
I love children, I'm creative and smart,
and I'd make a fucking great mother!
Oh, God... Mmm!
590
00:42:49,065 --> 00:42:52,432
It's you, Joel. It's you
who can't commit to anything!
591
00:42:52,501 --> 00:42:56,198
It's going! It's going!
You have no idea how lucky you are
I'm interested in you!
592
00:42:56,272 --> 00:42:59,207
Maybe I should end this
right here, Joel!
593
00:42:59,275 --> 00:43:02,642
Leave you at the flea market
with this stupid costume jewelry!
It's done. This is crap.
594
00:43:02,712 --> 00:43:06,204
Maybe you could find yourself
an antique rocking chair to die in!
All the pain, confusion...
595
00:43:14,123 --> 00:43:16,819
Oh. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
596
00:43:16,893 --> 00:43:19,828
Hey, you.
Oh, it's freezing outside.
597
00:43:19,896 --> 00:43:21,727
Find us okay?
Yeah.
598
00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,592
Mmm.
Hot!
599
00:43:28,804 --> 00:43:30,738
Poor guy.
600
00:43:30,806 --> 00:43:33,536
Mmm? Oh.
601
00:43:33,609 --> 00:43:35,839
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
602
00:43:35,912 --> 00:43:38,847
Uh, we haven't really
checked yet.
603
00:43:38,915 --> 00:43:40,849
Patrick?
Uh, yeah.
604
00:43:40,917 --> 00:43:43,317
Uh, let me do the honors.
605
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:46,554
Mary hates me.
606
00:43:46,622 --> 00:43:49,284
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.
607
00:43:49,358 --> 00:43:51,292
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.
608
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,386
Stan. Stan.
609
00:43:54,463 --> 00:43:55,896
There's more.
No!
610
00:43:55,965 --> 00:43:57,262
Yes.
No!
611
00:43:57,333 --> 00:44:01,235
Hey, hey!
612
00:44:01,304 --> 00:44:04,239
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?
613
00:44:04,307 --> 00:44:06,901
Uh, no, that's okay.
Wait.
614
00:44:06,976 --> 00:44:11,276
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
615
00:44:13,349 --> 00:44:15,283
Oh.
616
00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,285
Oh!
Oh!
617
00:44:17,353 --> 00:44:20,117
Mmm!
618
00:44:22,124 --> 00:44:25,560
That's Nietzsche.
Beyond Good and Evil.
619
00:44:25,628 --> 00:44:27,892
I found it in my Bartlett's.
620
00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:29,898
What's your Bartlett's?
621
00:44:29,966 --> 00:44:31,866
It's a quote book, Patrick.
622
00:44:31,934 --> 00:44:33,834
It's a book of quotations.
623
00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:36,394
I think Howard
will be in Bartlett's
one day.
624
00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:38,406
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.
625
00:44:38,474 --> 00:44:40,840
God!
626
00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:43,470
Can you wake him up?
627
00:44:43,546 --> 00:44:45,480
You can't wake him up.
628
00:44:48,718 --> 00:44:50,709
Mmm.
629
00:44:55,057 --> 00:44:57,048
You don't tell me things, Joel.
630
00:44:58,594 --> 00:45:00,528
I'm an open book.
631
00:45:01,764 --> 00:45:03,698
I tell you everything.
632
00:45:03,766 --> 00:45:06,997
Every damn embarrassing thing.
633
00:45:09,605 --> 00:45:11,698
You don't trust me.
634
00:45:11,774 --> 00:45:15,301
Constantly talking
isn't necessarily communicating.
635
00:45:17,747 --> 00:45:19,738
I don't do that.
636
00:45:22,218 --> 00:45:24,209
I want to know you.
637
00:45:25,388 --> 00:45:27,322
Hmm?
638
00:45:27,390 --> 00:45:30,416
I don't constantly talk.
Jesus!
639
00:45:32,294 --> 00:45:34,455
People have to
share things, Joel.
640
00:45:34,530 --> 00:45:36,464
Mm-hmm.
641
00:45:36,532 --> 00:45:38,625
That's what intimacy is.
642
00:45:38,701 --> 00:45:41,636
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.
643
00:45:41,704 --> 00:45:43,638
I'm sorry.
644
00:45:43,706 --> 00:45:46,698
It just... really just
isn't that interesting.
645
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:50,845
I wanna read some of those journals
you're constantly scribbling in.
646
00:45:50,913 --> 00:45:54,076
What do you write in there
if you don't have any thoughts
or passions or...
647
00:45:54,150 --> 00:45:56,141
love?
648
00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:08,021
November 19, 2003.
649
00:46:08,097 --> 00:46:10,759
Dinner at Kang's again.
650
00:46:13,169 --> 00:46:16,104
Are we like those poor couples...
651
00:46:16,172 --> 00:46:18,902
you feel sorry for in restaurants?
652
00:46:18,974 --> 00:46:21,340
Are we the dining dead?
653
00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:26,109
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.
654
00:46:30,086 --> 00:46:32,520
I like that.
655
00:46:33,856 --> 00:46:35,790
How's the chicken?
656
00:46:35,858 --> 00:46:37,849
Good.
657
00:46:39,295 --> 00:46:42,230
More?
No. No. Thank you.
658
00:46:45,267 --> 00:46:47,701
She's gonna be drunk
and stupid now.
659
00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:50,204
Hey, would you
do me a favor...
660
00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:53,241
and clean the goddamn hair off the soap
when you're done in the shower?
661
00:46:53,309 --> 00:46:55,243
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
It's really...
662
00:46:55,311 --> 00:46:57,404
- Gross.
- gross.
663
00:46:59,715 --> 00:47:02,206
- It's just...
- Repulsive.
664
00:47:02,284 --> 00:47:03,945
It's repulsive.
665
00:47:09,725 --> 00:47:12,387
Patrick, can we get through this?
666
00:47:12,461 --> 00:47:14,224
Patrick.
667
00:47:14,296 --> 00:47:16,230
Hey, Tangerine.
668
00:47:16,298 --> 00:47:19,426
Oh, Patrick, it's you.
669
00:47:19,502 --> 00:47:21,766
I'm so miserable right now.
670
00:47:21,837 --> 00:47:24,237
Why? What's wrong?
I don't know.
671
00:47:24,306 --> 00:47:26,240
Excuse me?
I'm so confused!
672
00:47:26,308 --> 00:47:28,242
Can I help you
find something, sir?
673
00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:31,302
Confused? What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.
674
00:47:32,314 --> 00:47:34,248
Baby, come here.
675
00:47:34,316 --> 00:47:36,307
Scared of what?
676
00:47:40,389 --> 00:47:43,415
Do you love me?
Of course I do.
677
00:47:43,492 --> 00:47:45,426
Where's the self-help section?
678
00:47:45,494 --> 00:47:47,962
Do you think I'm ugly?
679
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:50,464
No! You're beautiful!
680
00:47:50,533 --> 00:47:52,797
Maybe I should come over.
No, no.
681
00:47:52,868 --> 00:47:55,803
I don't know.
I- I'm a mess, Patrick.
682
00:47:55,871 --> 00:47:58,567
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.
683
00:47:58,641 --> 00:48:00,506
Okay.
684
00:48:00,576 --> 00:48:03,773
Stan, can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.
685
00:48:03,846 --> 00:48:06,041
We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's...
686
00:48:06,115 --> 00:48:08,049
Let him go, Stan!
687
00:48:08,117 --> 00:48:11,052
Let him go. I'll help.
688
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,054
See?
How hard can it be?
689
00:48:13,122 --> 00:48:16,819
- She hates me.
She wants me to go.
- Go.
690
00:48:16,892 --> 00:48:19,793
All right.
I'll be right over, Tangerine.
691
00:48:19,862 --> 00:48:21,557
You like?
692
00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:24,690
Oh, man!
693
00:48:24,767 --> 00:48:26,735
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
694
00:48:26,802 --> 00:48:28,736
I like it.
You do?
695
00:48:28,804 --> 00:48:31,034
You look like a tangerine.
Ohh!
696
00:48:31,106 --> 00:48:34,564
"Clemen-teen" the tangerine.
Mmm! Juicy!
697
00:48:34,643 --> 00:48:37,134
And seedless.
I like that.
698
00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:41,015
I like tangerines!
699
00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:43,244
Can you see me doing ducks?
700
00:48:43,319 --> 00:48:46,220
Tangerine.
Joel. Ducks.
Quack-quack.
701
00:48:46,288 --> 00:48:49,223
How does he know
to call you that?
How did who know?
702
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:52,055
Oh, my God. Clem?
This is pretty cool.
703
00:48:52,127 --> 00:48:54,061
That's what
they called themselves.
704
00:48:54,129 --> 00:48:56,563
The Clash...
the only band that mattered.
705
00:48:56,632 --> 00:48:58,566
They called themselves that
for a reason.
706
00:48:58,634 --> 00:49:02,001
It's amazing, isn't it?
Like social justice...
Yeah, it's totally incredible.
707
00:49:02,071 --> 00:49:04,596
What Howard
gives to the world.
708
00:49:05,608 --> 00:49:07,701
Yeah.
709
00:49:07,776 --> 00:49:10,210
To let people begin again.
710
00:49:12,281 --> 00:49:14,215
It's beautiful.
711
00:49:14,283 --> 00:49:19,220
You look at a baby,
and it's so pure and so free
and so clean.
712
00:49:19,288 --> 00:49:22,724
And adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
713
00:49:22,791 --> 00:49:25,589
and... phobias.
714
00:49:25,661 --> 00:49:28,721
Howard just makes it all go away.
715
00:49:38,607 --> 00:49:40,598
Oh, my God.
716
00:49:42,378 --> 00:49:45,313
Baby, what's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know!
717
00:49:45,381 --> 00:49:47,781
I'm lost, I'm scared,
718
00:49:47,850 --> 00:49:49,784
I feel like I'm disappearing.
719
00:49:49,852 --> 00:49:52,787
Disappearing?
My skin's coming off!
I'm getting old!
720
00:49:52,855 --> 00:49:55,790
Nothing makes any sense to me!
You're not getting old.
721
00:49:55,858 --> 00:49:59,089
Nothing makes any sense.
Nothing makes any sense.
Ohh, Tangerine.
722
00:49:59,161 --> 00:50:01,459
Nothing makes any sense.
723
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:05,159
Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.
It's okay. It's okay.
724
00:50:05,234 --> 00:50:09,261
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
725
00:50:09,338 --> 00:50:11,272
Montauk?
Yeah.
726
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:15,037
No! Come up to Boston with me.
Sure. Yeah.
We can go next weekend.
727
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:18,341
No, no. Now. Now.
Yeah. I have to go now.
728
00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:20,848
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.
729
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:26,854
Hi, it's Joel.
730
00:50:26,922 --> 00:50:32,121
Um, leave a message after the beep
and I'll get back to you.
731
00:50:34,196 --> 00:50:36,630
Pick up! Pick up, man!
732
00:50:36,699 --> 00:50:39,497
W-W-W-W-Whoa.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
733
00:50:41,570 --> 00:50:44,004
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
734
00:50:44,073 --> 00:50:47,167
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.
735
00:50:47,242 --> 00:50:50,006
Can you handle things tonight alone?
I'm really sorry, man.
736
00:50:50,079 --> 00:50:53,014
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control, man.
737
00:50:53,082 --> 00:50:56,643
He's pretty much on autopilot
right now anyway.
Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
738
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,449
Dude, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
739
00:51:01,323 --> 00:51:03,314
Charles.
740
00:51:05,461 --> 00:51:07,452
Come on, Charles.
741
00:51:12,067 --> 00:51:16,401
"Look! You and me on the Charles River.
I could die right now, Clem.
742
00:51:16,472 --> 00:51:20,670
I'm just happy.
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where I want..."
743
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:25,306
I'm so excited. Yea.
I'm excited too!
744
00:51:25,381 --> 00:51:29,249
Cool.
Oh, uh, I, uh...
745
00:51:29,318 --> 00:51:32,185
I got you this...
746
00:51:32,254 --> 00:51:35,314
What?
thing, um...
747
00:51:35,391 --> 00:51:37,325
Happy early Valentine's Day.
748
00:51:37,393 --> 00:51:39,384
Oh!
749
00:51:40,829 --> 00:51:42,854
Wow. What is it?
750
00:51:42,931 --> 00:51:45,422
Uh, I don't know.
Open it up.
751
00:51:50,973 --> 00:51:52,907
Oh.
752
00:51:52,975 --> 00:51:54,909
It... It's gorgeous!
753
00:51:54,977 --> 00:51:57,912
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
754
00:51:57,980 --> 00:52:02,349
I've never gone out with a guy
who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
755
00:52:02,418 --> 00:52:04,409
Thank you.
756
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:13,361
Let's go.
Okay.
757
00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:16,697
Joely?
Yeah, Tangerine?
758
00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:20,858
Am I ugly?
759
00:52:20,936 --> 00:52:24,372
Mm-mmm.
When I was a kid,
I thought I was.
760
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,536
Can't believe I'm crying already.
761
00:52:28,610 --> 00:52:34,446
Sometimes I think people
don't understand how lonely it is
to be a kid.
762
00:52:34,516 --> 00:52:37,542
Like you don't matter.
763
00:52:37,619 --> 00:52:40,952
So, I'm eight...
764
00:52:41,023 --> 00:52:43,287
and I have these toys,
765
00:52:43,358 --> 00:52:45,292
these dolls.
766
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:50,093
My favorite is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.
767
00:52:50,165 --> 00:52:52,099
And I keep yelling at her:
768
00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:56,501
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!"
769
00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:58,597
It's weird.
770
00:52:58,674 --> 00:53:01,700
Like if I can transform her,
771
00:53:01,777 --> 00:53:04,405
I would magically change too.
772
00:53:09,151 --> 00:53:11,085
You're pretty.
773
00:53:11,153 --> 00:53:14,316
Joely, don't ever leave me.
774
00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:18,416
Pretty. Pretty.
Pretty. Pretty.
775
00:53:18,494 --> 00:53:22,430
Mierzwiak, please
let me keep this memory.
776
00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:24,432
Just this one.
777
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,435
I don't wanna hold your hand.
Come on.
778
00:53:27,503 --> 00:53:29,198
Whoo!
Whoa!
779
00:53:29,271 --> 00:53:31,205
Stop it!
780
00:53:34,643 --> 00:53:37,305
I could die right now, Clem.
781
00:53:38,547 --> 00:53:40,538
I'm just...
782
00:53:42,351 --> 00:53:44,512
happy.
783
00:53:46,421 --> 00:53:49,083
I've never felt that before.
784
00:53:50,225 --> 00:53:52,159
Mmm.
785
00:53:52,227 --> 00:53:54,218
I'm just exactly...
786
00:53:56,465 --> 00:53:58,456
where I wanna be.
787
00:53:59,535 --> 00:54:01,526
Clem?
788
00:54:07,743 --> 00:54:10,234
I wanna call it off.
789
00:54:10,312 --> 00:54:12,303
I'll give you a sign.
790
00:54:16,652 --> 00:54:18,643
I wanna call it off!
791
00:54:21,056 --> 00:54:23,991
Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
792
00:54:24,059 --> 00:54:26,425
I wanna call it off!
793
00:54:32,467 --> 00:54:36,233
Is anybody there?
794
00:54:42,644 --> 00:54:45,135
Clementine?
Joel?
795
00:54:45,213 --> 00:54:47,443
Clement...
Joely?
796
00:54:47,516 --> 00:54:49,609
Clem!
Joel?
797
00:54:49,685 --> 00:54:52,483
Clem!
798
00:54:52,554 --> 00:54:54,784
What?
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
799
00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:57,290
What? Where?
I have an idea
of how to stop this.
800
00:54:57,359 --> 00:54:59,691
Stop what?
801
00:54:59,761 --> 00:55:01,695
Joely.
Come on, Clem.
802
00:55:01,763 --> 00:55:05,062
Smell my armpit!
Smell my armpit!
No!
803
00:55:05,133 --> 00:55:07,693
Don't tickle me!
Don't make me smell you.
Smell my pits!
804
00:55:07,769 --> 00:55:09,703
No.
Good.
805
00:55:09,771 --> 00:55:12,137
Concentrate, Clem.
806
00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:14,698
We gotta get back
to the office.
807
00:55:14,776 --> 00:55:17,301
There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.
808
00:55:17,379 --> 00:55:19,404
Not the picture.
809
00:55:19,481 --> 00:55:22,541
Where is it? Back here.
Come on!
810
00:55:22,618 --> 00:55:25,280
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.
811
00:55:25,354 --> 00:55:29,051
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
812
00:55:29,124 --> 00:55:31,058
so I can't show you evidence.
813
00:55:31,126 --> 00:55:34,527
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski...
814
00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:38,464
was not happy
and she wanted to move on.
815
00:55:38,533 --> 00:55:43,061
Good. Now, tell me about Clementine.
Just tell me everything you remember.
816
00:55:43,138 --> 00:55:46,005
That's what he said. Then...
What did we see that day?
817
00:55:46,074 --> 00:55:48,008
No, wait.
Oh, look! Hey!
818
00:55:48,076 --> 00:55:50,567
Shit!
We're going to see
my grandma.
819
00:55:50,646 --> 00:55:53,342
Joel, why... No, I don't want to...
Joel, please!
We're not going on a train.
820
00:55:53,415 --> 00:55:56,179
Don't make me run anymore.
Come on!
821
00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:58,583
Mierzwiak!
822
00:55:58,654 --> 00:56:01,623
Do we always have to run?
Mierzwiak!
823
00:56:10,999 --> 00:56:12,933
Please.
824
00:56:13,001 --> 00:56:16,368
So, why don't we begin
by you telling me...
825
00:56:16,438 --> 00:56:18,531
everything you can remember.
826
00:56:18,607 --> 00:56:21,098
Mierzwiak! Wake me up!
827
00:56:21,176 --> 00:56:24,202
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
828
00:56:24,279 --> 00:56:27,271
I thought you understood
what was going on here.
829
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:30,512
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.
830
00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:33,520
You're erasing me from her...
831
00:56:36,058 --> 00:56:37,992
I don't know.
832
00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:41,723
You've got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.
833
00:56:41,797 --> 00:56:43,731
I'm in my brain.
834
00:56:43,799 --> 00:56:46,700
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.
835
00:56:46,768 --> 00:56:49,396
How can I help you
from there?
836
00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,963
Uh, I'm inside your head too.
I'm you.
837
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:56,670
Sorry.
838
00:56:56,745 --> 00:56:58,804
Look. Who's that?
839
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,939
Oh, he-he works for us.
840
00:57:01,016 --> 00:57:05,680
That's, uh, Pa-a-a-a-atrick,
841
00:57:05,754 --> 00:57:08,348
baby boy.
842
00:57:08,423 --> 00:57:10,914
He's stealing my identity.
843
00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:13,392
He stole my stuff.
844
00:57:13,462 --> 00:57:17,159
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.
845
00:57:17,232 --> 00:57:20,429
He stole her underwear.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
846
00:57:20,502 --> 00:57:22,436
He stole her underwear.
847
00:57:22,504 --> 00:57:25,905
I could die right now, Clem.
848
00:57:25,974 --> 00:57:28,442
I'm just happy.
849
00:57:28,510 --> 00:57:33,106
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where
I want to be.
850
00:57:34,649 --> 00:57:36,640
I want to go home.
851
00:57:37,753 --> 00:57:39,687
Hey. What?
852
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:45,753
Clem!
853
00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:47,818
Wait. Clem!
854
00:57:48,897 --> 00:57:51,092
Clem?
855
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:53,634
They're erasing you.
856
00:57:53,702 --> 00:57:55,636
I'm here!
857
00:57:55,704 --> 00:57:58,366
Clem, focus.
I hired them, okay?
858
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,374
I'm so stupid.
859
00:58:00,442 --> 00:58:03,468
Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.
860
00:58:03,545 --> 00:58:06,878
I need it to stop before I wake up
and I don't know you anymore.
861
00:58:08,517 --> 00:58:12,749
Okay, well, you know,
just tell them to cancel it then.
862
00:58:12,821 --> 00:58:16,052
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
863
00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:17,887
Wake yourself up!
864
00:58:17,959 --> 00:58:20,723
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.
865
00:58:20,796 --> 00:58:23,697
Okay, here we go.
This make you happy if I try?
Yeah.
866
00:58:23,765 --> 00:58:26,791
I'll try really hard. Here we go.
That was a great idea.
867
00:58:26,868 --> 00:58:28,995
Yeah. Okay.
868
00:58:29,070 --> 00:58:32,301
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.
869
00:58:32,374 --> 00:58:34,899
Don't! That tickles me!
Oh, my goodness.
870
00:58:34,976 --> 00:58:37,410
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ! What the...
871
00:58:37,479 --> 00:58:39,413
It's a birthmark!
872
00:58:42,717 --> 00:58:45,982
It did work, for a second,
873
00:58:46,054 --> 00:58:48,579
but I couldn't...
I couldn't move.
See?
874
00:58:48,657 --> 00:58:53,321
Oh, well, isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
875
00:58:53,395 --> 00:58:55,727
It's more important
to prove me wrong
than to actually...
876
00:58:55,797 --> 00:58:58,960
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?
877
00:58:59,034 --> 00:59:02,367
Fine.
878
00:59:02,437 --> 00:59:05,429
Then what? I'm listening.
879
00:59:05,507 --> 00:59:08,203
I don't know.
You erased me.
880
00:59:08,276 --> 00:59:10,938
That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm doing this
in the first place.
881
00:59:11,012 --> 00:59:12,946
I'm sorry.
You... You!
882
00:59:13,014 --> 00:59:15,448
You know me. I'm impulsive.
883
00:59:18,753 --> 00:59:20,846
That's what I love
about you.
884
00:59:24,626 --> 00:59:26,150
Joel?
885
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,197
Mm-hmm?
I have another idea
for this problem.
886
00:59:29,264 --> 00:59:31,528
This is a memory of me,
887
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,299
the way you wanted
to have sex on the couch after you
looked down at my crotch.
888
00:59:36,371 --> 00:59:39,306
What?
Joel, the eraser guys
are coming here,
889
00:59:39,374 --> 00:59:42,366
so what if you take me
somewhere else,
890
00:59:42,444 --> 00:59:44,605
somewhere
where I don't belong,
891
00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:47,239
and we hide there
till morning?
892
00:59:51,653 --> 00:59:55,054
Oh, man. I can't remember
anything without you.
893
00:59:55,123 --> 00:59:58,286
Tsk, that's very sweet,
but try, okay?
894
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,294
Okay.
895
01:00:24,653 --> 01:00:26,712
It's working!
896
01:00:26,788 --> 01:00:30,349
I'm a genius!
897
01:00:50,845 --> 01:00:52,779
Joel?
898
01:00:52,847 --> 01:00:55,042
Joel?
899
01:00:56,785 --> 01:00:58,946
Where'd you go?
900
01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,817
I'm supposed to come too!
901
01:01:00,889 --> 01:01:04,416
Listen, I'm just gonna
go get a salad bowl. Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?
902
01:01:04,492 --> 01:01:06,426
Sure.
He just likes to be near me.
903
01:01:06,494 --> 01:01:08,462
Absolutely!
Clem?
904
01:01:08,530 --> 01:01:12,694
It worked.
My God, look at this! Wow!
905
01:01:12,767 --> 01:01:16,931
It worked! Look!
Look at this dress, man!
906
01:01:17,005 --> 01:01:21,567
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.
907
01:01:21,643 --> 01:01:24,043
Who am I?
908
01:01:24,112 --> 01:01:26,012
Mrs. Hamlyn.
Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
909
01:01:26,081 --> 01:01:28,641
I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.
910
01:01:28,717 --> 01:01:32,016
Found the salad bowl,
so I'm serving salad and string beans.
911
01:01:32,087 --> 01:01:34,578
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?
912
01:01:34,656 --> 01:01:38,353
God, honestly, I feel like
I could clean up all day.
913
01:01:38,426 --> 01:01:41,486
Listen, would you hate me if I asked you
to clean some string beans?
No, not at all.
914
01:01:41,563 --> 01:01:44,088
Oh, my God.
I love this kitchen.
915
01:01:44,165 --> 01:01:47,157
Thank you so much.
She's not looking at me.
916
01:01:47,235 --> 01:01:50,363
She's busy.
She's not looking at me.
917
01:01:50,438 --> 01:01:53,771
No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.
918
01:01:53,842 --> 01:01:56,834
Oh, baby Joel.
Hey, Joely! Joely!
919
01:01:56,911 --> 01:01:59,436
Is every little peanut
under there okay?
Mm-hmm! He's fine.
920
01:01:59,514 --> 01:02:01,846
Do you have something to drink?
921
01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:04,578
Would you drink
a cocktail at this hour?
I mean, I know it's not 5:00.
922
01:02:04,652 --> 01:02:07,143
I would die for a vodka.
Oh, hang on.
Let me check if I have that.
923
01:02:07,222 --> 01:02:09,952
Okay! I'm just
gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.
924
01:02:10,025 --> 01:02:11,959
Uh, Joely.
925
01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:15,656
Your mother wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table.
Ice cream.
926
01:02:15,730 --> 01:02:20,099
Ice cream.
No, not until after, you know,
you've had your dinner.
927
01:02:20,168 --> 01:02:22,193
Come on, Joel!
928
01:02:22,270 --> 01:02:24,204
Joel, grow up!
929
01:02:24,272 --> 01:02:26,638
Don't leave me, Clem.
Oh, my God, Clem.
930
01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,142
This is sort of warped.
I'm scared.
931
01:02:29,210 --> 01:02:32,509
I want my mommy!
Don't cry, baby Joel.
932
01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:36,880
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!
933
01:02:36,951 --> 01:02:39,749
Stop it! Look, I think it's working.
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look!
934
01:02:39,821 --> 01:02:42,654
Hey, honey, look.
935
01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:44,715
Wait there.
936
01:02:48,096 --> 01:02:50,826
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.
937
01:02:50,899 --> 01:02:52,833
Yuck.
938
01:02:55,503 --> 01:02:58,995
It stopped.
939
01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:02,805
What?
It stopped erasing.
940
01:03:02,877 --> 01:03:05,311
Oh, shit.
941
01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:07,371
This is terrible.
942
01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:11,215
He's off the map.
He's off the map.
943
01:03:11,286 --> 01:03:14,847
Where?
I don't know where!
What do you mean? I don't know where!
944
01:03:14,923 --> 01:03:19,019
This is bad.
This is very, very bad news.
Where are my glasses?
945
01:03:19,094 --> 01:03:21,654
Okay. Crap.
946
01:03:21,729 --> 01:03:24,493
Okay. What do we do?
What do I do?
947
01:03:24,566 --> 01:03:27,126
What shall we do?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
948
01:03:27,202 --> 01:03:29,432
- What shall we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
949
01:03:29,504 --> 01:03:32,132
- I just said that I don't know what to do.
- I'm sorry. What do we do?
950
01:03:32,207 --> 01:03:35,802
I don't know.
Now, look, you're freaking me out.
Mellow out.
951
01:03:35,877 --> 01:03:39,711
Well, you have to do something.
He could wake up all half-baked.
952
01:03:39,781 --> 01:03:42,807
Quiet. You're freaking me out.
Shh. Shh.
953
01:03:42,884 --> 01:03:45,876
All gooey and... and half-baked.
Hmm, that sounds so good.
954
01:03:45,954 --> 01:03:47,888
Oh, shit!
I'm hungry.
955
01:03:47,956 --> 01:03:49,890
Oh, shit.
Oh! Oh!
956
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:52,426
What? Oh! What, what?
What?
957
01:03:52,494 --> 01:03:55,429
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.
958
01:03:55,497 --> 01:03:57,658
This is my...
I can handle this.
959
01:03:57,732 --> 01:04:00,030
I can't call Howard.
He's an unbaked cookie.
960
01:04:00,101 --> 01:04:02,797
He's... There's no time
to fuck around.
961
01:04:02,871 --> 01:04:05,362
I got this under control.
What are you talking about?
962
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,307
Stop fucking around!
Okay, I'll call Howard.
963
01:04:16,050 --> 01:04:19,417
Hello.
Hello, Howard?
Hey, it's Stan.
964
01:04:19,487 --> 01:04:23,321
Um, I'm working on this guy
down here, and we seem to have
lost him for a moment,
965
01:04:23,391 --> 01:04:26,155
and, uh, I can't...
I can't bring him back up.
966
01:04:26,227 --> 01:04:29,663
Okay, uh, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.
967
01:04:29,731 --> 01:04:33,132
Well, I wasn't sure, really,
'cause I was away from the monitor
for a minute...
968
01:04:33,201 --> 01:04:35,897
and I had it on autopilot
because I had to, uh...
969
01:04:35,970 --> 01:04:37,904
I had to pee.
970
01:04:37,972 --> 01:04:41,669
Where's Patrick?
Patrick? Patrick had to
go home sick.
971
01:04:41,743 --> 01:04:43,677
Ah, geez.
972
01:04:43,745 --> 01:04:46,509
Okay, what's the address?
I know. I'm so sorry.
973
01:04:46,581 --> 01:04:50,278
That's okay. Come on.
I'm at 159 South Village.
974
01:04:50,351 --> 01:04:53,514
Yeah.
Apartment 1 E.
Rockville Center.
975
01:04:53,588 --> 01:04:56,250
Mary?
He's coming right now.
Yeah?
976
01:04:56,324 --> 01:04:58,258
I'm staying.
977
01:04:58,326 --> 01:05:00,692
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.
978
01:05:00,762 --> 01:05:03,253
I think you should go.
Hell, no.
979
01:05:03,331 --> 01:05:06,926
Mary... Shit.
980
01:05:07,001 --> 01:05:10,994
I am so stoned.
Please, Mary.
981
01:05:11,072 --> 01:05:13,438
You have to go.
Stop being stoned, Mary.
982
01:05:13,508 --> 01:05:16,306
I don't want him
to see me stoned.
983
01:05:16,377 --> 01:05:20,541
Mary, you have no idea how much trouble
we're gonna get into if Howard comes...
I look like shit!
984
01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:23,812
Joely, stop it! Joel!
Look! Hey, Joel!
985
01:05:29,724 --> 01:05:31,715
Joel!
I want her to pick me up.
986
01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:35,320
It's weird how strong
that desire is.
Joel, look at me! Look.
987
01:05:35,396 --> 01:05:37,728
You'll remember me
in the morning,
988
01:05:37,799 --> 01:05:40,962
and you'll come to me,
and you'll tell me about us,
and we'll start over.
989
01:05:41,035 --> 01:05:43,401
Pat? I just... Pat?
990
01:05:43,471 --> 01:05:45,632
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.
991
01:05:45,707 --> 01:05:48,175
That Patrick guy...
he's copying me.
992
01:05:48,243 --> 01:05:50,234
What Patrick guy?
993
01:05:50,311 --> 01:05:52,074
That guy!
What?
994
01:05:52,146 --> 01:05:54,011
He's here in my apartment.
995
01:05:54,082 --> 01:05:56,016
He's one of those eraser guys.
996
01:05:56,084 --> 01:06:00,418
He fell for you when they were doing you,
and now he's introduced himself
like he doesn't even know you,
997
01:06:00,488 --> 01:06:02,820
and you guys are dating.
998
01:06:02,890 --> 01:06:06,121
Really? Is he cute?
999
01:06:08,529 --> 01:06:10,929
Clem,
there's nothing wrong with you.
1000
01:06:10,999 --> 01:06:13,593
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.
1001
01:06:13,668 --> 01:06:16,603
You... You're kind,
1002
01:06:16,671 --> 01:06:18,901
beautiful...
1003
01:06:18,973 --> 01:06:21,203
and smart and funny...
1004
01:06:21,276 --> 01:06:23,506
and... nice.
1005
01:06:23,578 --> 01:06:25,808
What?
1006
01:06:27,048 --> 01:06:29,482
Okay. All right.
1007
01:06:31,019 --> 01:06:33,317
Okay. Oh!
1008
01:06:33,388 --> 01:06:35,686
Move, move, move!
Come on. Let's go.
Careful, careful.
1009
01:06:35,757 --> 01:06:37,554
Fine.
1010
01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:41,026
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.
1011
01:06:41,095 --> 01:06:43,495
Those eyedrops you gave me
didn't do shit.
1012
01:06:48,236 --> 01:06:50,170
Be cool. Cool.
1013
01:06:54,742 --> 01:06:57,040
Hello, Mary.
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Howard.
1014
01:06:57,111 --> 01:06:59,045
She was just here to help out.
1015
01:06:59,113 --> 01:07:02,276
I wanted to understand as much
as I could about the procedure
as possible.
1016
01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:06,047
I think it's important for my job
to understand the inner workings...
1017
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,315
of the work that we do.
1018
01:07:08,389 --> 01:07:11,085
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...
1019
01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:14,856
by people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.
1020
01:07:14,929 --> 01:07:17,955
All right, well,
let's see if we can, uh,
1021
01:07:18,032 --> 01:07:20,592
get to the bottom of this,
shall we?
1022
01:07:20,668 --> 01:07:22,659
Uh, yeah. Um...
1023
01:07:25,406 --> 01:07:27,874
Well, that's odd.
I already tried that.
1024
01:07:27,942 --> 01:07:31,708
Did you try going
through the C-gate?
Yeah, of course.
1025
01:07:31,779 --> 01:07:33,576
I mean... yes.
1026
01:07:33,648 --> 01:07:35,878
Yeah.
1027
01:07:38,086 --> 01:07:40,020
All right.
1028
01:07:41,556 --> 01:07:43,490
You want to get linked up?
Yeah.
1029
01:07:43,558 --> 01:07:45,856
All right.
1030
01:07:45,927 --> 01:07:48,555
I already... I ran
the utility programs,
1031
01:07:48,629 --> 01:07:50,620
and I had nothing there,
1032
01:07:50,698 --> 01:07:53,690
so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.
1033
01:07:53,768 --> 01:07:55,759
Here, Howard.
Okay.
1034
01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:58,237
I got you a chair.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
1035
01:07:58,306 --> 01:08:00,866
You're welcome.
Whew!
1036
01:08:00,942 --> 01:08:04,537
All right, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go through
the entire memory,
1037
01:08:04,612 --> 01:08:06,603
see if something comes up.
1038
01:08:13,354 --> 01:08:15,845
I love being bathed in the sink.
1039
01:08:15,923 --> 01:08:18,414
Such a feeling of security.
1040
01:08:18,493 --> 01:08:21,724
I've never seen you happier,
baby Joel.
Hmm!
1041
01:08:21,796 --> 01:08:23,730
There it is.
1042
01:08:23,798 --> 01:08:28,132
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.
1043
01:08:28,202 --> 01:08:30,261
What the heck
was he doing there?
1044
01:08:39,847 --> 01:08:41,838
His eyes are open.
1045
01:08:43,718 --> 01:08:47,313
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.
1046
01:08:47,388 --> 01:08:50,949
Oh, this is...
this is not good. No.
1047
01:08:51,025 --> 01:08:53,255
I'm gonna have to...
1048
01:08:53,327 --> 01:08:55,261
I'm gonna have to give him this.
1049
01:09:19,687 --> 01:09:22,315
Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1050
01:09:22,390 --> 01:09:25,553
Okay, we're back in.
1051
01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:29,858
Wow. That was beautiful
to watch, Howard.
1052
01:09:29,931 --> 01:09:33,958
Like a surgeon
or a concert pianist
or something.
1053
01:09:34,035 --> 01:09:35,969
Thank you, Mary.
1054
01:09:36,037 --> 01:09:40,133
Um, Howard,
you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.
1055
01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:44,770
Why can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1056
01:09:44,846 --> 01:09:46,837
Hmm. Lucky me.
1057
01:09:46,914 --> 01:09:51,317
Lay one on me.
1058
01:09:52,453 --> 01:09:54,580
Don't call me Antoine.
1059
01:09:54,655 --> 01:09:57,055
My name is Wally.
Yes, I know,
1060
01:09:57,124 --> 01:09:59,684
but how can a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?
1061
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,160
Oh! Oh! What was that?
1062
01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:04,926
Hey.
My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.
1063
01:10:04,999 --> 01:10:07,490
There is?
1064
01:10:08,636 --> 01:10:11,104
- Got it.
- Tangerine!
1065
01:10:11,172 --> 01:10:14,198
What, Joel... What are you doing?
We gotta go.
1066
01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:16,937
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!
1067
01:10:19,814 --> 01:10:21,679
You can run,
but you can't hide.
1068
01:10:21,749 --> 01:10:23,546
Clem, come on!
1069
01:10:24,585 --> 01:10:26,519
There I am.
1070
01:10:26,587 --> 01:10:28,521
That truck.
1071
01:10:28,589 --> 01:10:31,490
Doc? Please.
1072
01:10:31,559 --> 01:10:35,689
All right, let's begin
by you telling me...
1073
01:10:35,763 --> 01:10:38,527
everything you remember...
1074
01:10:38,599 --> 01:10:42,501
That's strange.
He's in a memory
that we've already erased.
1075
01:10:42,570 --> 01:10:46,631
Oh, well, at least
we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?
1076
01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,641
Come on, Clem.
1077
01:10:48,709 --> 01:10:51,735
He seems to have developed some sort
of resistance to the procedure.
1078
01:10:51,812 --> 01:10:54,406
I don't want to run anymore.
Shit.
1079
01:10:56,450 --> 01:11:00,011
Come on, come on.
Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.
1080
01:11:00,087 --> 01:11:02,817
Where?
Hide me in your humiliation.
1081
01:11:03,991 --> 01:11:06,585
Humiliation.
Come on, you big baby!
1082
01:11:06,661 --> 01:11:08,595
I'm sorry, okay?
1083
01:11:12,133 --> 01:11:14,966
Let me drive you home.
1084
01:11:15,036 --> 01:11:17,470
No!
1085
01:11:17,538 --> 01:11:20,996
- Bye, Howard.
- No, wait. Howard.
1086
01:11:21,075 --> 01:11:23,339
He's disappeared again.
1087
01:11:23,411 --> 01:11:27,609
Oh, dear.
I'm so sorry, Howard.
1088
01:11:27,682 --> 01:11:29,673
Humiliation.
1089
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:32,378
Humiliation.
1090
01:11:32,453 --> 01:11:35,445
Hu-mi-lia...
Joel.
1091
01:11:35,523 --> 01:11:37,684
I don't like it either.
1092
01:11:37,758 --> 01:11:40,283
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to...
1093
01:11:40,361 --> 01:11:43,330
Joel, honey, I have a surprise...
I just... Oh, um...
1094
01:11:43,397 --> 01:11:46,230
Uh, you know what, honey?
I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.
1095
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:49,133
Good night, sweetheart.
1096
01:11:49,203 --> 01:11:51,535
No.
1097
01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:54,598
I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.
Shut up.
1098
01:11:55,843 --> 01:11:58,710
Look! Joel!
1099
01:11:58,779 --> 01:12:00,713
Joel, look!
What?
1100
01:12:00,781 --> 01:12:02,715
Look where we are!
1101
01:12:02,783 --> 01:12:05,217
Whoo!
1102
01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:07,720
Clem, this isn't good.
1103
01:12:07,788 --> 01:12:11,656
Then hide me somewhere...
somewhere really buried.
1104
01:12:14,428 --> 01:12:17,158
Hit it! Hit it!
I can't! I gotta go home.
1105
01:12:17,231 --> 01:12:19,631
I'll do it later!
1106
01:12:22,803 --> 01:12:26,295
Come on, you big sissy!
1107
01:12:34,582 --> 01:12:36,846
Ooh!
1108
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:40,011
Ooh, he has a girlfriend!
1109
01:12:40,087 --> 01:12:42,749
Wait. What am I doing?
You know something, Freddy?
And he loves her!
1110
01:12:42,823 --> 01:12:45,018
You don't scare me anymore.
Ow! Ow!
1111
01:12:45,092 --> 01:12:47,083
Joel!
1112
01:12:47,161 --> 01:12:49,994
Joely, get up.
Come on, it's not worth it.
Hit him! Hit him!
1113
01:12:50,064 --> 01:12:54,626
They're not worth it, Joel!
Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!
1114
01:12:54,702 --> 01:12:56,761
Come on, Joel.
Stupid!
1115
01:13:02,910 --> 01:13:06,744
I'm so ashamed.
It's okay.
1116
01:13:06,814 --> 01:13:09,078
You were a little kid.
Yeah?
1117
01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:11,778
Come on.
That's where I live... lived.
1118
01:13:11,852 --> 01:13:14,116
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.
1119
01:13:14,188 --> 01:13:17,885
Do you like my pink hat?
Here, look, feel better.
You can really kill me this time.
1120
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:20,586
It's my turn.
Go. One, two, three.
I can? You're really gonna die though.
1121
01:13:20,661 --> 01:13:22,891
Okay.
One, two, three.
1122
01:13:22,963 --> 01:13:25,454
You're dead.
1123
01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:28,798
Oh, my mom.
It's... It's okay. We're playing.
1124
01:13:28,869 --> 01:13:31,565
Hi, Joel's mom.
He's killing me.
It's not real.
1125
01:13:31,639 --> 01:13:33,869
Okay, are you dead yet?
1126
01:13:33,941 --> 01:13:36,068
You're dead!
1127
01:13:36,143 --> 01:13:38,077
Uh, I think I got the hang of this.
1128
01:13:38,145 --> 01:13:41,376
I still don't understand it,
but I'm finding him quickly enough.
1129
01:13:55,429 --> 01:13:58,762
Clem!
1130
01:13:59,767 --> 01:14:02,065
Clem!
1131
01:14:17,051 --> 01:14:18,985
Jo... Joely?
1132
01:14:19,053 --> 01:14:21,180
Are you okay, Joel?
1133
01:14:21,255 --> 01:14:23,519
Joel? Joel?
1134
01:14:23,591 --> 01:14:26,458
Oh, my God.
That was terrible.
1135
01:14:26,527 --> 01:14:28,461
Okay, okay.
That was like three seconds.
1136
01:14:28,529 --> 01:14:32,431
All right.
Let me do it one more time.
One more, then I get to go.
1137
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:35,435
Okay.
1138
01:14:43,177 --> 01:14:45,338
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo!
1139
01:14:45,412 --> 01:14:47,744
Look at this.
This is so cool!
1140
01:14:47,815 --> 01:14:49,976
Cool. Look out! Look out!
1141
01:14:51,085 --> 01:14:53,019
Ah!
1142
01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:55,078
Shit!
It's fluff.
1143
01:14:56,657 --> 01:14:58,648
Our house!
1144
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:02,155
Come on. Whoo-hoo!
Come on.
1145
01:15:02,229 --> 01:15:04,163
Come on.
We gotta go!
1146
01:15:04,231 --> 01:15:06,825
Whoo!
1147
01:15:06,901 --> 01:15:08,892
Come on!
1148
01:15:09,970 --> 01:15:11,870
We gotta go. Clem?
1149
01:15:11,939 --> 01:15:14,840
We gotta go.
1150
01:15:14,909 --> 01:15:16,809
Aah! Come on!
1151
01:15:16,877 --> 01:15:19,072
No!
This is a really bad time
for this!
1152
01:15:19,146 --> 01:15:22,081
Get off me! Oh, God!
1153
01:15:22,149 --> 01:15:25,084
I don't even know
where we're going.
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
1154
01:15:25,152 --> 01:15:27,677
It's the best place.
No, this way.
No, this way.
1155
01:15:27,755 --> 01:15:32,385
No, no, no. This way.
You're no help at all.
1156
01:15:32,459 --> 01:15:35,189
What's wrong with you?
1157
01:15:35,262 --> 01:15:38,425
Let go of me, Joel!
1158
01:15:50,444 --> 01:15:52,071
I like watching you work,
Howard.
1159
01:15:56,183 --> 01:15:58,674
I guess, uh...
1160
01:15:58,752 --> 01:16:01,550
I guess I'll go out
for... for some air,
1161
01:16:01,622 --> 01:16:03,613
if nobody minds.
1162
01:16:03,691 --> 01:16:06,888
It looks like you have everything
under control here.
1163
01:16:06,961 --> 01:16:08,895
Yeah, that's, uh...
1164
01:16:08,963 --> 01:16:10,897
that's fine.
1165
01:16:20,608 --> 01:16:23,600
Do you like quotes, Howard?
1166
01:16:24,678 --> 01:16:26,612
What do you mean?
1167
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:29,376
Oh, you know,
like famous quotes?
1168
01:16:29,450 --> 01:16:31,611
I find reading them inspirational,
1169
01:16:31,685 --> 01:16:35,587
and in my reading,
I've come across some
I thought you might like too.
1170
01:16:35,656 --> 01:16:39,319
Oh, well, I...
I'd love to hear some.
1171
01:16:39,393 --> 01:16:41,827
There's one that goes,
1172
01:16:41,896 --> 01:16:45,388
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
1173
01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:47,400
That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.
1174
01:16:47,468 --> 01:16:50,460
And here I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know.
Oh, no.
1175
01:16:50,537 --> 01:16:53,665
It's... It's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.
1176
01:16:53,741 --> 01:16:56,733
Yeah. Oh, and there's
this other one I like.
1177
01:16:56,810 --> 01:16:59,643
It's by Pope Alexander,
and it goes...
1178
01:16:59,713 --> 01:17:02,181
Alexander Pope?
Oh, yeah.
1179
01:17:02,249 --> 01:17:04,183
Yeah, shit.
1180
01:17:04,251 --> 01:17:08,085
It's just that I told myself
not to say "Pope Alexander"
and sound like a dope,
1181
01:17:08,155 --> 01:17:10,146
and then I go ahead and say it.
1182
01:17:10,224 --> 01:17:13,751
It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.
1183
01:17:15,596 --> 01:17:19,532
The quote goes, "How happy is
the blameless vestal's lot?
1184
01:17:20,768 --> 01:17:23,862
"The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.
1185
01:17:23,938 --> 01:17:28,272
"Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
1186
01:17:28,342 --> 01:17:31,903
Each prayer accepted
and each wish resigned."
1187
01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:36,939
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...
1188
01:17:37,017 --> 01:17:39,485
with a huge trunk like that.
1189
01:17:40,888 --> 01:17:43,823
Clem? Clementine?
1190
01:17:43,891 --> 01:17:46,860
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.
1191
01:17:46,927 --> 01:17:49,896
I just thought it would
be appropriate, maybe.
1192
01:17:54,568 --> 01:17:58,231
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.
1193
01:17:58,305 --> 01:18:00,796
I don't mean to be so familiar.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1194
01:18:00,874 --> 01:18:03,399
I- I- I- I- I...
I'm happy to hear...
1195
01:18:07,181 --> 01:18:10,173
I'm sorry.
1196
01:18:14,221 --> 01:18:16,553
I've loved you
for a very long time.
1197
01:18:19,827 --> 01:18:22,159
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, Mary, no.
1198
01:18:22,229 --> 01:18:25,460
It's... You're a wonderful girl.
1199
01:18:25,532 --> 01:18:29,229
But I... You know,
I have a wife and kids.
1200
01:18:29,303 --> 01:18:31,237
You know
I have a wife and kids.
1201
01:18:31,305 --> 01:18:33,239
Oh, Mary.
1202
01:18:35,376 --> 01:18:38,243
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1203
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,246
Oh, whoa.
1204
01:18:54,695 --> 01:18:57,960
Well, good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1205
01:19:05,372 --> 01:19:07,363
What?
Oh, my God!
1206
01:19:07,441 --> 01:19:09,966
Who is it?
1207
01:19:14,381 --> 01:19:16,747
Uh...
1208
01:19:22,423 --> 01:19:25,654
Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.
1209
01:19:29,396 --> 01:19:32,422
Hollis. Hollis!
1210
01:19:32,499 --> 01:19:34,933
Hollis!
1211
01:19:35,002 --> 01:19:37,163
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hollis.
1212
01:19:38,472 --> 01:19:40,963
- I knew it, Howard.
- Hollis, it didn't start out
to be like this.
1213
01:19:41,041 --> 01:19:44,408
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1214
01:19:44,478 --> 01:19:46,946
I'm a stupid girl
with a stupid crush!
Yeah.
1215
01:19:47,014 --> 01:19:49,505
I swear I basically
forced him into it!
1216
01:19:50,717 --> 01:19:53,345
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.
1217
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:58,753
Tell me what?
1218
01:19:58,826 --> 01:20:00,817
Oh, you poor kid.
1219
01:20:01,829 --> 01:20:03,922
You can have him.
1220
01:20:03,997 --> 01:20:05,931
You did.
1221
01:20:14,441 --> 01:20:16,432
What?
1222
01:20:20,247 --> 01:20:22,238
Oh, uh,
1223
01:20:27,254 --> 01:20:30,849
we have a history.
1224
01:20:30,924 --> 01:20:33,484
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.
1225
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,721
You...
1226
01:20:35,796 --> 01:20:38,287
You wanted it done...
1227
01:20:38,365 --> 01:20:41,664
so you could get past, uh...
1228
01:20:43,370 --> 01:20:45,361
You could... Yeah.
1229
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:51,800
Um, I have to, uh,
finish the work in there.
1230
01:20:51,879 --> 01:20:53,870
It's almost morning.
1231
01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:57,073
We'll talk later.
1232
01:20:58,085 --> 01:21:00,019
Okay?
1233
01:21:10,998 --> 01:21:12,932
Hey.
1234
01:21:16,870 --> 01:21:18,861
Let me give you a lift home.
1235
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:31,008
Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1236
01:21:31,084 --> 01:21:34,679
Hi.
Hi.
1237
01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:38,691
Didn't figure you'd show your face
around me again.
1238
01:21:38,759 --> 01:21:41,990
I guess I thought
you were... humiliated.
1239
01:21:42,062 --> 01:21:44,030
You did run away,
after all.
1240
01:21:44,097 --> 01:21:46,861
I just needed to see ya.
1241
01:21:46,934 --> 01:21:49,232
Yeah?
1242
01:21:49,303 --> 01:21:52,033
I'd like to, um,
1243
01:21:52,105 --> 01:21:55,074
take you out or something.
1244
01:21:55,142 --> 01:21:57,702
You're married.
1245
01:21:57,778 --> 01:22:00,212
Not yet. Not married.
1246
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:02,214
No, I'm not married, no.
1247
01:22:02,282 --> 01:22:05,308
Look, man,
I'm telling you right off the bat
I'm high maintenance,
1248
01:22:05,385 --> 01:22:09,947
so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...
1249
01:22:10,023 --> 01:22:12,355
or whatever it is
you've got going there.
1250
01:22:12,426 --> 01:22:15,554
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.
1251
01:22:15,629 --> 01:22:17,790
Okay.
1252
01:22:17,864 --> 01:22:20,765
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,
1253
01:22:20,834 --> 01:22:23,632
or I'm gonna make them alive.
1254
01:22:23,704 --> 01:22:27,333
But I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for
my own peace of mind.
1255
01:22:27,407 --> 01:22:32,071
Don't assign me yours.
I remember that speech
really well.
1256
01:22:32,145 --> 01:22:35,637
I had you pegged, didn't I?
You had the whole
human race pegged.
1257
01:22:35,716 --> 01:22:37,707
Hmm. Probably.
1258
01:22:39,886 --> 01:22:42,184
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,
1259
01:22:42,256 --> 01:22:44,190
even after that.
1260
01:22:44,258 --> 01:22:47,659
Mmm. I know.
1261
01:22:49,997 --> 01:22:51,988
It would be different...
1262
01:22:53,133 --> 01:22:55,533
if we could just give it
another go around.
1263
01:22:59,506 --> 01:23:01,872
Remember me.
1264
01:23:01,942 --> 01:23:03,933
Try your best.
1265
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,214
Maybe we can.
1266
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:42,414
Okay, so just tell me
what you remember,
1267
01:23:42,482 --> 01:23:45,076
and, uh, then we'll
take it from there.
1268
01:23:45,152 --> 01:23:47,382
Okay.
1269
01:23:47,454 --> 01:23:50,355
I liked you immediately.
1270
01:23:50,424 --> 01:23:52,915
You didn't
come on to me at all.
1271
01:23:52,993 --> 01:23:55,985
I liked that.
1272
01:23:56,063 --> 01:23:59,032
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.
1273
01:23:59,099 --> 01:24:01,761
I wanted you to think
I was smart.
1274
01:24:02,969 --> 01:24:05,301
I couldn't wait
to come to work.
1275
01:24:05,372 --> 01:24:08,864
I had these fantasies
of us being married...
1276
01:24:08,942 --> 01:24:12,309
and having kids and... just...
1277
01:24:12,379 --> 01:24:15,075
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1278
01:24:15,148 --> 01:24:17,742
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1279
01:24:17,818 --> 01:24:20,286
Yeah, I know.
1280
01:24:20,354 --> 01:24:22,288
Oh, God.
1281
01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:24,715
I'll take the bottom and you...
Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.
1282
01:24:24,791 --> 01:24:26,725
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?
1283
01:24:26,793 --> 01:24:29,284
Help me with that.
Can you get the cooler?
Honey, the cooler is...
1284
01:24:29,363 --> 01:24:31,957
That's light, huh?
Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
1285
01:24:32,032 --> 01:24:33,966
No, no, no, no!
1286
01:24:34,034 --> 01:24:36,195
Don't take anything.
I can take the plane.
1287
01:24:36,269 --> 01:24:39,261
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.
1288
01:24:41,508 --> 01:24:44,238
This is the day we met.
1289
01:24:44,311 --> 01:24:47,508
You were down by the surf.
I could just make you out
in the distance.
1290
01:24:47,581 --> 01:24:49,708
I remember being drawn to you
even then.
1291
01:24:49,783 --> 01:24:53,913
I thought, "Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back."
1292
01:24:55,689 --> 01:24:58,852
You were in that orange sweatshirt
that I would come to know so well...
1293
01:24:58,925 --> 01:25:00,893
and even hate, eventually.
1294
01:25:00,961 --> 01:25:04,954
At the time I thought,
"How cool! An orange sweatshirt."
1295
01:25:05,031 --> 01:25:07,761
Hi there.
1296
01:25:07,834 --> 01:25:09,768
Hi.
1297
01:25:09,836 --> 01:25:12,771
I saw you sitting over here...
1298
01:25:12,839 --> 01:25:14,773
by yourself,
1299
01:25:14,841 --> 01:25:17,742
and I thought, "Thank God.
1300
01:25:17,811 --> 01:25:20,609
Someone normal
who doesn't know how to interact
at these things either."
1301
01:25:20,680 --> 01:25:22,807
Yeah.
1302
01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:25,909
I don't ever know what to say.
1303
01:25:25,986 --> 01:25:28,716
I'm Clementine.
1304
01:25:28,789 --> 01:25:31,952
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?
1305
01:25:32,025 --> 01:25:34,255
And then you just took it...
1306
01:25:34,327 --> 01:25:36,852
without waiting for an answer.
1307
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,891
It was so intimate,
1308
01:25:42,969 --> 01:25:46,097
like we were already lovers.
1309
01:25:46,173 --> 01:25:48,971
I'm Joel.
1310
01:25:49,042 --> 01:25:51,203
Hi, Joel.
1311
01:25:51,278 --> 01:25:54,509
So, no jokes about my name.
1312
01:25:54,581 --> 01:25:59,041
You mean like...
1313
01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:01,610
Huckleberry Hound,
that sort of thing?
1314
01:26:01,688 --> 01:26:03,713
Yeah. Like that.
1315
01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:05,724
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1316
01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:09,523
One of my favorite things when I was a kid
was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
1317
01:26:09,596 --> 01:26:11,587
Oh.
1318
01:26:13,533 --> 01:26:15,865
I think your name is magical.
1319
01:26:18,772 --> 01:26:21,070
This is it, Joel.
1320
01:26:21,141 --> 01:26:23,336
It's gonna be gone soon.
1321
01:26:25,479 --> 01:26:27,811
I know.
1322
01:26:27,881 --> 01:26:29,815
What do we do?
1323
01:26:32,219 --> 01:26:34,710
Enjoy it.
1324
01:26:51,371 --> 01:26:53,669
You married?
No.
1325
01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:56,368
Let's move into
this neighborhood!
1326
01:26:56,443 --> 01:26:58,343
I do sort of live
with someone though.
1327
01:26:58,411 --> 01:27:01,778
Male or female?
What?
1328
01:27:01,848 --> 01:27:04,282
Female. Female.
1329
01:27:06,419 --> 01:27:09,911
At least I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.
1330
01:27:12,692 --> 01:27:16,685
You know these people?
No, of course not.
Come on.
1331
01:27:17,697 --> 01:27:19,631
They might have a dog.
1332
01:27:19,699 --> 01:27:23,362
There's no dog.
1333
01:27:23,436 --> 01:27:25,427
What are you doing?
1334
01:27:25,505 --> 01:27:28,770
It's freezing out.
I can't believe this.
1335
01:27:28,842 --> 01:27:31,811
Hoo-hoo!
1336
01:27:31,878 --> 01:27:35,712
- Clementine!
- There we go. Whoo-hoo!
1337
01:27:42,455 --> 01:27:45,049
Come on, man.
The water's fine.
1338
01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:48,253
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.
1339
01:27:50,997 --> 01:27:52,931
It's dark.
1340
01:27:52,999 --> 01:27:56,992
So, uh, what's
your girlfriend's name?
1341
01:27:57,070 --> 01:28:00,301
Naomi, but we're not really...
I mean...
1342
01:28:00,373 --> 01:28:02,773
We're...
Whatever.
1343
01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:06,938
So this is great.
Now I can look for, um,
candles, matches...
1344
01:28:07,013 --> 01:28:09,481
and the liquor cabinet.
1345
01:28:09,549 --> 01:28:12,814
Oh, God.
1346
01:28:17,390 --> 01:28:19,255
I think we should go.
1347
01:28:19,326 --> 01:28:21,920
There's no phone line.
What?
1348
01:28:21,995 --> 01:28:24,156
I think we should go.
Why?
1349
01:28:24,230 --> 01:28:26,824
It's our house...
just for tonight.
1350
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:29,869
We are "David and Ruth Laskin."
1351
01:28:31,004 --> 01:28:33,438
Which one do you want to be?
Uh...
1352
01:28:33,506 --> 01:28:36,998
I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.
1353
01:28:38,511 --> 01:28:41,844
What are you do...
1354
01:28:41,915 --> 01:28:44,145
Alcohol!
Oh, boy.
1355
01:28:44,217 --> 01:28:46,811
So, are you okay with wine?
1356
01:28:46,886 --> 01:28:49,548
I don't know.
Well, you choose the wine.
1357
01:28:49,623 --> 01:28:53,855
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more... Ruth.
1358
01:28:57,263 --> 01:29:00,027
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.
1359
01:29:01,768 --> 01:29:04,896
I've gotta catch my ride.
1360
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:09,231
So go.
1361
01:29:09,309 --> 01:29:11,402
I did.
1362
01:29:11,478 --> 01:29:14,345
I thought maybe you were a nut,
1363
01:29:14,414 --> 01:29:17,212
but you were exciting.
1364
01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:20,252
I wish you'd stayed.
1365
01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:23,016
I wish I'd stayed too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.
1366
01:29:23,089 --> 01:29:26,149
I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1367
01:29:26,226 --> 01:29:28,558
Oh, God, I wish I had...
1368
01:29:32,532 --> 01:29:35,660
I wish I'd stayed. I do.
1369
01:29:35,735 --> 01:29:40,297
Well, I came back downstairs,
and you were gone.
I walked out. I walked out the door.
1370
01:29:40,373 --> 01:29:43,206
Why?
I don't know.
I felt like a scared little kid.
1371
01:29:43,276 --> 01:29:46,609
I was like...
It was above my head.
I don't know.
1372
01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,614
You were scared?
1373
01:29:48,682 --> 01:29:50,616
Yeah.
1374
01:29:51,651 --> 01:29:54,279
Thought you knew that
about me.
1375
01:29:54,354 --> 01:29:58,347
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1376
01:29:58,425 --> 01:30:02,054
Was it something I said?
Yeah.
1377
01:30:04,831 --> 01:30:07,231
You said, "So go"...
1378
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:09,768
with such disdain, you know?
1379
01:30:09,836 --> 01:30:12,464
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1380
01:30:18,044 --> 01:30:19,978
Joely?
1381
01:30:20,046 --> 01:30:22,913
What if you stayed this time?
1382
01:30:25,585 --> 01:30:28,213
I walked out the door.
1383
01:30:28,288 --> 01:30:30,222
There's no memory left.
1384
01:30:30,290 --> 01:30:33,418
Come back and make up
a good-bye, at least.
1385
01:30:33,493 --> 01:30:35,427
Let's pretend we had one.
1386
01:30:46,539 --> 01:30:49,030
Bye, Joel.
1387
01:30:49,109 --> 01:30:51,043
I love you.
1388
01:30:51,111 --> 01:30:55,377
Meet me in Montauk.
1389
01:30:59,052 --> 01:31:03,250
I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed.
I didn't crash the plane.
1390
01:31:03,323 --> 01:31:07,419
You were operating the plane
with the remote control,
and then it crashed.
1391
01:31:07,494 --> 01:31:09,826
It was fucking windy.
Come on, man.
1392
01:31:09,896 --> 01:31:11,864
You're stoned, and you're driving.
1393
01:31:11,931 --> 01:31:14,491
Yeah, the pot balances it out.
The pot brings you back up.
1394
01:31:14,567 --> 01:31:17,092
That's why I smoke it.
If I'm going to be drinking,
then I'll smoke it.
1395
01:31:17,170 --> 01:31:20,799
It does.
That's a medical fact.
1396
01:31:20,874 --> 01:31:23,308
It was proven
on the Science Network.
1397
01:31:23,376 --> 01:31:25,810
Honey, just watch the road.
I can't see shit.
1398
01:31:28,381 --> 01:31:31,373
I saw you talking
to somebody pretty.
1399
01:31:31,451 --> 01:31:34,284
She was nice.
Yeah, man. Who was that?
1400
01:31:36,389 --> 01:31:39,688
She was, um, just a girl.
1401
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,067
Okay.
1402
01:32:25,572 --> 01:32:28,336
So I gotta...
I gotta drop the van off.
1403
01:32:28,408 --> 01:32:30,501
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1404
01:32:30,577 --> 01:32:33,910
We'll talk.
1405
01:33:51,925 --> 01:33:53,916
Hey!
1406
01:33:54,994 --> 01:33:56,928
Hey.
1407
01:33:58,398 --> 01:34:01,128
You got a lot
of your stuff there, I see.
Yeah, that's right. My stuff.
1408
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:04,636
I take it you're not coming back.
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
1409
01:34:04,704 --> 01:34:08,435
Do you swear you didn't know?
I-I swear.
1410
01:34:08,508 --> 01:34:12,103
So you didn't do the erasing?
Of course not. God, no.
1411
01:34:12,178 --> 01:34:14,373
And you never even suspected
we were together?
1412
01:34:14,447 --> 01:34:18,679
Once, maybe.
1413
01:34:18,751 --> 01:34:21,743
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.
1414
01:34:21,821 --> 01:34:24,415
I saw you two talking.
1415
01:34:24,490 --> 01:34:28,221
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, you know.
1416
01:34:28,294 --> 01:34:30,592
How'd I look?
1417
01:34:32,031 --> 01:34:33,965
You looked happy.
1418
01:34:34,033 --> 01:34:36,297
Happy with a secret.
1419
01:34:37,704 --> 01:34:39,638
And after that?
1420
01:34:39,706 --> 01:34:42,869
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just...
1421
01:34:42,942 --> 01:34:46,639
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.
1422
01:35:05,565 --> 01:35:08,591
Aah!
Montauk train
now boarding on track "B." All aboard.
1423
01:35:11,437 --> 01:35:13,928
I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1424
01:35:15,108 --> 01:35:17,406
You know that?
1425
01:35:27,453 --> 01:35:29,421
Thanks.
1426
01:36:03,056 --> 01:36:05,149
Let me get my toothbrush.
1427
01:36:05,224 --> 01:36:07,692
Yeah. Just...
1428
01:36:20,306 --> 01:36:22,866
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.
1429
01:36:22,942 --> 01:36:27,311
La-la-la-la-la.
I feel like you're mad at me,
and I don't know what I did.
1430
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:30,144
What did I do?
1431
01:36:30,216 --> 01:36:32,684
I love you so much.
1432
01:36:32,752 --> 01:36:34,743
I'll do anything
to make you happy.
1433
01:36:34,821 --> 01:36:37,085
Tell me what you want me to do,
and I'll do it.
1434
01:36:37,156 --> 01:36:40,922
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
1435
01:36:40,993 --> 01:36:42,927
Oh. Whew.
1436
01:36:53,739 --> 01:36:56,936
Vámonos, señor.
1437
01:36:57,009 --> 01:37:00,172
I-I had a really nice time
last night.
1438
01:37:00,246 --> 01:37:02,874
Nice?
1439
01:37:02,949 --> 01:37:06,180
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...
1440
01:37:06,252 --> 01:37:08,186
last night.
1441
01:37:08,254 --> 01:37:10,245
That's better.
1442
01:37:13,359 --> 01:37:17,557
This is weird.
To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1443
01:37:17,630 --> 01:37:21,122
My name is Mary Svevo.
"We've met,
but you don't remember me.
1444
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:25,637
I worked for a company you hired
to have part of your memory erased."
1445
01:37:25,705 --> 01:37:28,230
I have since decided
that this is a horrible...
Some kind of teaser ad or something.
1446
01:37:28,307 --> 01:37:32,869
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1447
01:37:32,945 --> 01:37:36,540
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1448
01:37:36,616 --> 01:37:39,346
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1449
01:37:39,418 --> 01:37:41,648
What is this?
I don't know.
1450
01:37:41,721 --> 01:37:46,317
He's boring.
Is that enough reason
to erase someone?
1451
01:37:46,392 --> 01:37:50,089
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
1452
01:37:50,163 --> 01:37:52,097
and it's like he changed me.
1453
01:37:52,165 --> 01:37:55,931
I feel like I'm always pissy now.
I don't like myself when I'm with him.
I don't like myself anymore.
1454
01:37:56,002 --> 01:38:00,598
I can't stand to even look at him.
That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.
1455
01:38:00,673 --> 01:38:03,870
- That sort of wounded puppy shit
he does, you know?
- What are you doing?
1456
01:38:03,943 --> 01:38:06,377
I'm not doing anything.
The bloom is certainly
fucking off the rose at this point.
1457
01:38:06,445 --> 01:38:09,437
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!
1458
01:38:09,515 --> 01:38:11,949
- You are screwing with me.
- Joel, I'm not!
1459
01:38:12,018 --> 01:38:16,387
- You clearly are.
- Look, let's just take a minute and...
1460
01:38:45,051 --> 01:38:46,985
Patrick, get the fuck away.
1461
01:38:47,053 --> 01:38:49,453
Oh, sweetheart...
Get the fuck away from me!
1462
01:38:49,522 --> 01:38:52,753
Can we talk about it?
No! Get the fuck away!
1463
01:39:25,024 --> 01:39:27,288
Joel Barish.
1464
01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:30,124
Hey, Clementine.
Hey.
1465
01:39:30,196 --> 01:39:33,427
Nice to see you. Yeah.
1466
01:39:34,433 --> 01:39:36,367
Yeah.
1467
01:39:36,435 --> 01:39:38,426
Really very educated.
1468
01:39:38,504 --> 01:39:41,940
I mean, she's smart, I think,
but not educated.
1469
01:39:42,008 --> 01:39:44,909
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?
1470
01:39:44,977 --> 01:39:48,413
She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.
1471
01:39:48,481 --> 01:39:51,882
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.
1472
01:39:51,951 --> 01:39:54,613
Sometimes...
I was embarrassed in public...
1473
01:39:54,687 --> 01:39:56,678
Hi.
because she would pronounce...
1474
01:39:56,756 --> 01:39:59,520
library "libary."
Hi.
1475
01:39:59,592 --> 01:40:02,720
Libary. Libary.
1476
01:40:02,795 --> 01:40:04,729
Look what I found.
1477
01:40:04,797 --> 01:40:09,131
I think if there's
a truly seductive quality
about Clementine,
1478
01:40:09,201 --> 01:40:12,864
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.
1479
01:40:14,240 --> 01:40:16,572
You made me look skinny.
1480
01:40:16,642 --> 01:40:19,202
Amazing, burning meteorite...
1481
01:40:19,278 --> 01:40:23,578
will carry you to another world
where things are exciting.
1482
01:40:23,649 --> 01:40:26,675
But what you quickly learn
is that...
1483
01:40:26,752 --> 01:40:29,585
it's really an elaborate ruse.
1484
01:40:29,655 --> 01:40:31,646
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1485
01:40:33,259 --> 01:40:35,989
It's okay.
So flashy
in a kind of obvious way.
1486
01:40:37,697 --> 01:40:40,257
But still, it seduces you.
Joel, I really like you.
1487
01:40:40,333 --> 01:40:42,563
I hate that I said
mean things about you.
1488
01:40:42,635 --> 01:40:47,095
- Let me turn this off, okay?
- Hey, it's... it's only fair.
1489
01:40:48,441 --> 01:40:50,409
Where's the real Clementine?
1490
01:40:50,476 --> 01:40:53,604
I mean, the whole thing with the hair...
it's all bullshit.
1491
01:40:53,679 --> 01:40:56,409
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1492
01:40:56,482 --> 01:40:58,712
I really like your hair.
Thank you.
1493
01:40:58,784 --> 01:41:00,718
I do.
The world's a goddamn mess.
1494
01:41:00,786 --> 01:41:04,415
Is it some kind of a revolt?
Change your hair color.
You want a drink or something?
1495
01:41:04,490 --> 01:41:07,220
Do you have any whiskey?
1496
01:41:07,293 --> 01:41:12,595
No, I don't think her sex
is... motivated.
1497
01:41:12,665 --> 01:41:15,657
I saw it clearly
the last night we were together.
1498
01:41:15,735 --> 01:41:19,136
It wasn't sex.
It was just sad.
1499
01:41:19,205 --> 01:41:22,265
Hey. Sorry.
I thought there was more.
1500
01:41:22,341 --> 01:41:26,004
The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like her...
1501
01:41:26,078 --> 01:41:28,911
is to fuck 'em...
1502
01:41:28,981 --> 01:41:33,213
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of 'em.
1503
01:41:33,285 --> 01:41:36,220
And she's so desperate
and insecure...
1504
01:41:36,288 --> 01:41:41,123
that she'll, sooner or later,
go around fucking everybody.
1505
01:41:41,193 --> 01:41:44,219
I don't do that.
I wouldn't think that
about you.
1506
01:41:44,296 --> 01:41:47,197
- Because I don't.
- I know.
1507
01:41:47,266 --> 01:41:50,497
Because it really hurts me
that you said that
because I don't do that.
1508
01:41:50,569 --> 01:41:53,663
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about all this.
I'm gonna... go.
1509
01:41:53,739 --> 01:41:58,540
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think I can be here.
1510
01:42:02,681 --> 01:42:06,344
Um... bye.
1511
01:42:06,419 --> 01:42:09,047
Bye.
I thought I knew her so well.
1512
01:42:09,121 --> 01:42:12,716
It was nice meeting you and all.
But I don't know her at all.
1513
01:42:14,026 --> 01:42:17,393
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,
1514
01:42:17,463 --> 01:42:21,365
only to find out
that she's a stranger.
1515
01:42:24,670 --> 01:42:26,661
Wait.
1516
01:42:28,340 --> 01:42:30,274
What?
I don't know.
1517
01:42:30,342 --> 01:42:32,503
Just wait. Just wait.
What do you want, Joel?
1518
01:42:32,578 --> 01:42:37,106
I don't know.
I want you to wait for...
just a while.
1519
01:42:50,663 --> 01:42:53,359
Okay.
Really?
1520
01:42:53,432 --> 01:42:57,562
I'm not a concept, Joel.
I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking
for my own peace of mind.
1521
01:42:57,636 --> 01:43:01,572
- I'm not perfect.
- I can't see anything
that I don't like about you.
1522
01:43:01,640 --> 01:43:04,336
Right now I can't.
But you will.
But you will.
1523
01:43:04,410 --> 01:43:08,039
You know, you will think of things,
and I'll get bored with you
and feel trapped...
1524
01:43:08,113 --> 01:43:10,172
because that's what happens
with me.
1525
01:43:11,650 --> 01:43:13,584
Okay.
1526
01:43:17,289 --> 01:43:19,280
Okay.
1527
01:43:23,395 --> 01:43:26,558
Okay.
Okay.
1528
01:43:27,305 --> 01:43:33,924
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