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Montauk train on track "B."
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Random thoughts
for Valentine's Day, 2004.
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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...
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Last call...
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to make people
feel like crap.
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I ditched work today.
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Took a train out to Montauk.
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Montauk train boarding
on track "B."
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I don't know why.
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Aah!
I'm not an impulsive person.
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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.
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I gotta get my car fixed.
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Hi. Cindy?
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It's Joel. Joel!
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Listen, I don't
feel very well today.
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No, food poisoning,
I think.
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
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Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.
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Page is ripped out.
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Don't remember doing that.
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It appears this is
my first entry in two years.
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Sand is overrated.
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It's just tiny little rocks.
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If only I could
meet someone new.
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I guess my chances of that happening
are somewhat diminished,
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seeing that I'm incapable
of making eye contact
with a woman I don't know.
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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
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She was nice.
Nice is good.
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She loved me.
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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...
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who shows me
the least bit of attention?
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Hi.
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I'm sorry?
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- I just said hi.
- Hi. Hello. Hi.
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Okay if I sit closer?
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How far are you going?
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Uh, Rockville Center.
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Get out! Me too!
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Really?
What are the odds?
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Do I know you?
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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?
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Sure. Sure.
That's it!
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Yeah?
I've seen you, man!
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Book slave there
for, like, five years now.
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Ah. I would have thought
I would've remembered you.
Jesus! Is it five years?
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It might be the hair.
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What might?
It changes a lot.
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The color.
That's why you might not
recognize me.
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It's called Blue Ruin,
the color.
Right. Yeah.
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Snappy name, huh?
I like it.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, this company
makes a whole line of colors
with equally snappy names.
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Red... Red Menace,
Yellow Fever,
Green Revolution.
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?
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I mean, how many hair colors
could there be? Fifty, maybe.
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Someone's got that job.
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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.
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I apply my personality
in a paste.
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
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Well, you don't know me,
so...
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you don't know, do you?
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Sorry. I was just...
I'm trying to be nice.
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Yeah. I got it.
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My name's Clementine,
by the way.
I'm Joel.
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Hi, Joel.
Hey.
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No jokes about my name.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
You're trying to be nice.
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I don't know any jokes
about your name.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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I don't know what that means.
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Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?
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It's been suggested.
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No?
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I'm sorry. Just...
It's a pretty name, though.
It really is nice.
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It's, uh...
It means "merciful."
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Right? Clemency?
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Although it hardly fits.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.
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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.
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Why wouldn't you
think that about me?
I don't know.
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I just...
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I don't know.
I just, uh...
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You seem nice, so...
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Oh, now I'm nice?
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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?
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I don't need "nice."
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I don't need myself to be it,
and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
Okay.
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Joel?
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It's Joel, right?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm a little out of sorts today.
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My embarrassing admission is,
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I really like
that you're nice right now.
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I mean, I can't tell
from one moment to the next
what I'm gonna like,
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but right now...
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I'm glad you are.
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I have so much stuff
that, uh, I probably should, uh...
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
I-I'm writing, and...
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No, no. I just...
Sure. No. That's okay.
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I just have...
You know, this is...
Okay.
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- Ohh! Hey!
- Take care, then.
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Jesus!
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Hi. I could, uh,
give you a ride, if you need.
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It's cold.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Yeah?
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It is frosty.
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You're not a stalker
or anything, right?
I'm not a stalker.
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You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.
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Really?
There's a stalker book?
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Mm-hmm.
Okay.
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I gotta read that one.
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Look, I'm sorry if I came off
sorta nutso. I'm not, really.
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Oh, it's okay.
I didn't think you were.
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Did you wanna have a drink?
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could, um...
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Um...
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Never mind.
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Sorry. That was stupid.
I'm embarrassed now.
No, no, no, no.
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Good night, Joel.
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Two Blue Ruins.
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Thank you.
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Drink up, young man.
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It'll make
the whole seduction part
less repugnant.
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I'm just kidding!
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Come on.
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You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, you know,
my life isn't that interesting.
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I go to work, I come home.
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Don't know what to say.
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You should read my journal.
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I mean, it's just... blank.
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Really?
Does that make you
sad or anxious?
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I mean, I'm always anxious,
thinking I'm not living
my life to the fullest,
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taking advantage
of every possibility,
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making sure
I'm not wasting one second
of the little time I have.
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I think about that.
Yeah?
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You're really nice.
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Ohh!
God, I have to
stop saying that.
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I'm gonna marry you.
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I know it.
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Um... okay.
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Joel, you should come up
to the Charles with me sometime.
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It gets frozen this time of year.
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That sounds scary.
Exactly.
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I'll pack a picnic.
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A night picnic.
Night picnics are different.
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And, um, we could...
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Sounds good.
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But I... I should, uh, go.
Now.
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You should stay.
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No, I really... I'm... I...
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I have to get up so early.
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I would like you
to call me.
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Would you do that?
I would like it.
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Yes.
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Wish me a happy Valentine's Day
when you call!
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That'd be nice.
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What took you so long?
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I just walked in.
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Mm-hmm. You miss me?
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Yeah.
Oddly enough, I do.
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Oh!
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You said "I do."
I guess that means were married.
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I guess so.
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Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?
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It's really solid
this time of year.
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Whoa! I don't know.
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Come on.
Come on.
Eee!
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Come on.
Come on, come on.
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Whew.
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Oh. So beautiful.
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Isn't it?
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Uh, don't go too far.
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- Whoo! Oww! Ow!
- Whoa! Oh!
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- Are you okay?
- Ouch! Fuck it.
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Ohh! Oh, my ass!
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I think I should go back.
Come on. Come on!
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What if it breaks?
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- "What if"?
Do you really care right now?
- Huh?
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Come here. Please.
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Come on.
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Ohh.
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Slidy-slidy.
Slidy-slidy.
Whoa!
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This is good.
Here, let me show you
this one thing.
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What are you doing?
Whoa.
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Come on.
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Think I heard a crack.
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It's not gonna crack
or break or...
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It's so thick.
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Show me which constellations
you know.
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Um... Oh.
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I don't... know any.
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Show me
which ones you know.
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Okay.
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00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,000
Okay.
201
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,500
Oh. Here's Osidius.
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Where?
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Right there.
See?
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Sort of a swoop
and a cross.
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Osidius the Emphatic.
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You're full of shit.
Right?
Nope.
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Osidius is right there.
Swoop and cross.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Clementine.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.
Sorry to wake you,
but we're... here.
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Ahh.
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Can I come over
to your house...
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to sleep?
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I'm so tired.
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Okay. Um, yeah. Sure.
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Let me get my toothbrush.
Yeah. Oh.
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Just...
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Yes?
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Can I help you?
What do you mean?
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Can I help you with something?
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No.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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We're looking for 159.
What number's that?
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I don't know where that is.
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Jesus Christ, you'd think
they'd light the number,
or at least put a number on...
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Is that him?
I think so.
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Yeah, that's him.
Wait. That's him.
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Hey, Joel.
Frank.
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Oh, shit.
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Jesus. The only
Valentine's Day cards I get
are from my mother.
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How pathetic is that, huh?
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You're lucky
you have Clementine, man.
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She is way cool.
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Hey, you got any big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
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No.
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Well, it's only a day away.
Better make some reservations
or something.
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Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's. Right?
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McRomance!
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You want some fries
with that shake?
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I have to, uh,
go to sleep now, Frank.
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It's 8:30.
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Patrick, stop it.
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Ohh! Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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Whew. Okay.
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Showtime at the Apollo.
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Shh, shh, shh. Hey.
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Quiet.
254
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Hey, Joel. What's up?
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Oh. Hi, Frank.
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I only get Valentine's Day cards
from my mom.
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How pathetic is that?
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You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.
259
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,200
Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
260
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200
No.
261
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,200
It's only a day away.
262
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,700
Better make a reservation
or something.
263
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,700
Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.
264
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,200
Oh, no!
265
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,600
Yes! Valentine's Day
is three goddamn days away!
I want it resolved.
266
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,800
I'm willing to be
the one to resolve it.
267
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:33,200
So I call her,
and she's changed her number.
268
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:36,400
So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know, to get her something.
269
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:40,400
I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early valentine, and...
270
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,000
You won't believe it.
271
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,800
She's there with...
272
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,600
this guy,
this really young guy.
273
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:54,100
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.
274
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,700
Excuse me?
275
00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:59,400
Can I help you
find something, sir?
276
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:05,300
Hey, Clem-ato.
277
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,400
Patrick! Baby boy.
278
00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,700
What you doing here, baby?
Just came to surprise you.
279
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:16,600
Let me know
if you need something, sir.
You look good.
280
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,600
Hi.
281
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:21,800
How are you?
Pretty good.
Pretty bored. Pretty tired.
282
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,800
Uh-huh.
283
00:23:23,900 --> 00:23:27,000
I so want what's in your suit.
Oh, good.
284
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,600
Why?
285
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,100
Why would she do that to me?
286
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,500
Hey, does anybody want a joint?
287
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,200
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
288
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:53,200
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.
289
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,200
I know, honey.
For being honest.
290
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,500
It's horrible.
I should just go to her house.
291
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,600
No! No, no, no.
You don't wanna go there, man.
You don't wanna go there.
292
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,000
Get off. It's too...
293
00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:05,000
Right.
Yeah.
294
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,000
I don't want to seem desperate.
295
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:11,700
Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign,
make a clean break. Right?
296
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,900
Right?
297
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,000
All right, Joel,
look, man, seriously.
298
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,000
Rob!
Here's the deal.
299
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:24,200
Don't do that.
Rob, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
300
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:27,500
What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie?
What's your brilliant, reasoned solution?
301
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,100
You're gonna make this
about our shit now?
This isn't about us.
302
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:34,200
I agree. It's not about us.
It's about Joel, who's an adult.
Okay?
303
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,300
Not Mama Carrie's kid.
304
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,500
- What are you...
- That's your laundry!
305
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,500
That's great.
That's good.
306
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,500
Okay.
307
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,700
What is it?
I don't know.
It's some place that does a thing.
308
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,600
Good morning. Lacuna.
309
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,600
No, I'm sorry.
That offer expired
after the new year.
310
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,500
Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in...
311
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,900
How about on the fifth?
312
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,400
That's a Wednesday.
All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?
313
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:43,000
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.
314
00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,700
Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.
315
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,700
May I help you?
316
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,700
I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?
317
00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:55,300
I'm Joel. Barish.
I have an appointment with Dr...
318
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,300
Mierzwiak.
319
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:00,700
- Here. Could you please fill this out?
- I just want to talk to him.
320
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,700
You still need to
fill the form out, sir.
Really?
321
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,900
- Thank you.
- Great.
322
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,900
I don't have a pen.
323
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,100
There's a pen right there.
324
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,100
Good morning. Lacuna.
Oh.
325
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,000
Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.
326
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:19,100
Mr. Barish?
327
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,400
How are we today?
328
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,400
Not too good, actually.
329
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,400
Boo!
Oh, my God! Stan!
330
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:30,400
Sorry.
Sorry, I was just...
I'm working!
331
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,800
Sorry. Sorry.
332
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,800
Here, Doctor.
Thank you.
333
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,800
You should not
have seen this.
334
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800
I apologize.
335
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,200
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem...
336
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,100
I assure you, no.
No.
337
00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,200
Mm-mmm.
There's no such thing as this.
338
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:02,900
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
339
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,500
so I can't show you evidence.
340
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:11,300
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
341
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:13,400
and she wanted to move on.
342
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,400
We provide that possibility.
343
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:19,500
"Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on.
344
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,100
We provide
that possibility."
345
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,200
What the hell is that?
346
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,200
Nicest guy
she ever went out with.
347
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,200
Oww! Fuck!
348
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,700
God, Rob! Give it a rest!
349
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,700
It's okay.
It's all right.
350
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,400
Carrie, I am making
a birdhouse.
351
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:42,200
What can I say, Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.
352
00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:44,100
She's impulsive.
353
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:47,700
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.
354
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,600
A lark.
355
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,100
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you do that?
356
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,400
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
357
00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:05,400
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.
358
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:08,500
Okay. I want it done.
I told him pre-Valentine's Day
is our busy time.
359
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,900
- Oh, th-th-that's... that's okay, Mary.
- But there are people waiting.
360
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,900
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh...
to come inside.
361
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,500
And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo.
Good-bye, Mrs. Woo.
Yes, of course.
362
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,300
Now, the, uh...
363
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,300
the first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,
364
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,300
is to go home...
365
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:35,800
and collect everything you own
that has some association with Clementine.
366
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,100
Anything.
367
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,800
And we'll use these items to create
a map of Clementine in your brain.
368
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,500
Okay?
369
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:51,600
So we'll need, uh,
uh, photos, clothing, gifts,
370
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:56,600
books she may have bought you,
CDs you may have bought together,
371
00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,300
journal entries.
372
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,200
We want to empty your home...
373
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:05,600
We want to empty your life
of Clementine.
374
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:10,200
And after the mapping is done,
our technicians will do the erasing
in your home tonight.
375
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,600
That way, when you awake
in the morning,
376
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:18,100
you'll find yourself in your own bed
as if nothing had happened...
377
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,600
a new life awaiting you.
378
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:27,100
Wake up, buddy!
379
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,100
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
380
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,300
You can't have the procedure done
three times in one month.
381
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,000
Well, it's just not our policy...
How are you today, Mr. Barish?
382
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,700
Hello. I'm right here.
383
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:50,000
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything we can...
We can fit you in on the first of March.
384
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:53,500
Maybe you could talk to the doctor,
a- and he...
385
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,800
All right, so let's make an appointment.
What day would you like
to come in this week?
386
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:01,300
Mr. Barish.
Um, he's really busy
this afternoon.
387
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,400
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?
388
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,300
February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.
389
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:18,500
This is, uh, Stan Fink,
390
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,200
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.
391
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,800
He'll be handling
your case tonight.
392
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,300
Great to meet you,
Mr. Barish.
393
00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:30,300
My name is Joel Barish,
394
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:34,900
and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.
395
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:40,000
Very good.
Now, tell me about, uh, Clementine.
396
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:42,600
Uh, I was...
397
00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:46,500
living with this woman, Naomi,
398
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,100
uh, a couple years ago,
399
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,400
and my friends Rob and Carrie
invited us to this party at the beach...
I don't like parties.
400
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:57,700
Naomi couldn't go, but I went...
401
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,000
and I, uh, met Clementine.
402
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000
I'm sorry.
403
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,000
Let's start with
your most recent memories...
404
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:10,700
and work backwards from there,
more or less.
405
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,700
There's an emotional core...
406
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,700
to each of our memories,
407
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,600
and when you eradicate that core
it starts its degradation process.
408
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,100
By the time you wake up
in the morning,
409
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,900
all the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,
410
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:27,000
as in a dream upon waking.
411
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,300
Is there any risk
of brain damage?
412
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Well, uh, technically speaking,
413
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,400
the procedure is brain damage,
414
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,300
but it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.
415
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,300
Nothing you'll miss.
416
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,800
Comfortable?
417
00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:48,500
What we're doing here, Mr. Barish,
is actually creating a map of your brain.
418
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,900
Okay, let's get started.
419
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,700
If we want to get
this procedure underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
420
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,600
I want you to react
to these objects, Mr. Barish,
if you will.
421
00:32:01,300 --> 00:32:03,700
There's a good story
behind this one...
422
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,700
Uh, actually, Mr. Barish,
I'll get a much better
emotional readout...
423
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,700
if you refrain from any sort of
verbal description of the items.
424
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,700
Just try to focus on the memories.
425
00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,300
Oh. Sorry. Okay.
426
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:21,500
Healthy activity up there again.
Healthy readouts. Very good.
427
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,900
- Here's another object.
- That's so...
428
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:27,500
Next item. Okay.
429
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,000
Potato head.
430
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,400
Next item. Okay.
431
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:39,300
Just focus on the memories.
Patrick, do me a favor.
432
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,700
Hey, Patrick,
do me a favor, will ya?
Yeah.
433
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:46,600
Can you check the voltage regulator?
What do we got there?
434
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,600
Uh, voltage looks fine.
Really?
435
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:52,700
Well, I'm not wiping
as clean as I like here.
I'm...
436
00:32:55,700 --> 00:33:00,800
Well, uh, technically the procedure
is brain damage.
437
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,300
Check the, uh...
Check the connections, please.
438
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,800
Oh, there you are.
I...
439
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:19,200
Why am I...
I don't understand
what I'm looking at.
440
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,100
Why am I
standing here and...
441
00:33:22,100 --> 00:33:25,000
Oh, my God.
Déjà vu.
442
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,100
Déjà vu.
This is so...
443
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,200
All right, we should get started.
If we're gonna get the procedure...
444
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,200
underway tonight,
we have some work to do.
445
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,800
I'm in my head already,
aren't I?
446
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,200
I suppose so.
Uh, this is about right.
447
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,200
This is what it...
This is what it would look like.
448
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,700
Very good.
449
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,100
We'll dispose of these mementos
when we're done here.
450
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,500
That way you won't be confused later
by their unexplainable presence in your home.
451
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,800
Ah, there we go.
452
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,300
Patrick?
Yeah?
453
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,000
Patrick, can you check...
Patrick?
454
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:02,600
I'm getting some sort of readout
of my own voice.
Patrick? Patrick?
455
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:06,600
- Why are there so many wires?
- A lot of equipment.
456
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,400
- Does that help?
- Are you sure
you set that thing up properly?
457
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:12,400
How's that?
How are you today,
Mr. Barish?
458
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,600
There we are,
Mr. Barish.
That's better.
459
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:18,000
- I don't know if I like this.
- Think I might try this, then.
460
00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,000
We're almost done now.
461
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:23,200
Mmm. Journal.
That would be invaluable.
462
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,300
"I met someone tonight.
I don't know what to do.
463
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,000
Her name is Clementine,
and she's amazing."
464
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,600
Whoa! Jesus!
465
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,600
What? What?
Come on! Careful!
Step back!
466
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,600
Just take it easy.
467
00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,500
That's fine.
468
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,400
Let's not roach the guy.
469
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,900
All right, you got that one.
470
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,800
This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?
It's an apartment, Patrick.
471
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:53,100
Patrick.
472
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,300
Well, not a dump, then,
but sorta plain. Uninspired.
473
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,800
And there's sort of
a stale smell.
474
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:04,400
Patrick, can we just please
get through this?
475
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:08,100
We got a very long night
ahead of us. Come on.
Yeah. Yeah.
476
00:35:13,100 --> 00:35:15,700
This is the last time I saw you.
477
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800
It's 3:00.
478
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:37,400
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
479
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,500
Were you driving drunk?
480
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,800
It's pathetic.
481
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,100
I was a little tipsy.
482
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,100
Don't call me pathetic.
483
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,100
Well, it is pathetic.
484
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,100
It's fucking irresponsible.
Could've killed somebody.
Oh, God.
485
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,100
Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news and see?
Oh, Christ!
486
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,500
Should I check the grill to see
if there's any children or small animals?
I didn't kill anybody!
487
00:35:57,500 --> 00:36:01,400
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
You're like an old lady or something.
488
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,900
Well, what are you like?
489
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,900
A wino?
A wino?
490
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,900
Jesus, are you from the '50s
or something?
491
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,900
A wino?
492
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,200
Face it, Joely.
493
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,800
You're freaked out because
I was out late without you,
494
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
and in your little wormy brain...
495
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,800
you're trying to figure out,
did she fuck someone tonight?
496
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,400
No, see, Clem,
497
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,000
I assume
you fucked someone tonight.
498
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,500
Isn't that how you get people
to like you?
499
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,800
I'm sorry. Okay?
500
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,700
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?
501
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,100
Clem?
Your keys.
502
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,100
I was just... I was just...
I won't need them anymore.
503
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,300
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.
504
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Clem?
505
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,000
Got it.
506
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,000
Mary's coming over tonight.
507
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,700
Yeah?
Yeah.
508
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,700
Just thought you'd wanna know.
509
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,800
I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit.
I just don't think she likes me.
510
00:37:25,900 --> 00:37:28,400
She likes you okay.
511
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:31,600
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
I have a girlfriend now.
512
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,200
Do whatever you want.
Did I tell you I have...
513
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:36,200
Yeah.
514
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,600
Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?
515
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,600
We gotta focus here,
Patrick.
516
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,600
Yeah, the thing is,
517
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,600
our situation is...
is a little weird.
518
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:52,600
My girlfriend situation.
519
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,500
I'm sure it is.
520
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,600
You gotta be...
521
00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,600
Clem, let me drive you home.
522
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,700
Get out of my face, faggot!
523
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,700
Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!
524
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,200
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
525
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,200
You did it to me first!
526
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,200
I can't believe
you did this to me.
Goddamn it.
527
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:44,200
Clem! Can you hear me?
528
00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:46,900
By morning you'll be gone!
529
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,500
The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!
530
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,300
Is there something wrong
with a girl being attracted to me?
Is that a problem?
531
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,900
No, I think it's... funny.
532
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
So, who do you think's better-looking,
me or this guy?
533
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:07,100
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
534
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,700
Remember that girl
we did last week?
535
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,900
The one with the... potatoes?
536
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,100
That girl?
That's this guy's girl.
537
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:20,100
Right.
Yeah.
538
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,100
Was. We took care of that.
539
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,600
Oh, God!
Well, uh...
540
00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:28,600
I kinda fell in love with her
that night.
541
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,600
What? You little fuck...
542
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:34,600
What?
She was unconscious, man.
543
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:37,700
Well, she was beautiful, and...
544
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,800
I stole a pair of her panties
as well.
545
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,700
Jesus!
What?
546
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,700
It's not like...
547
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:50,700
I mean, they were clean and all.
Don't tell me this stuff, man!
I don't wanna hear this shit!
548
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,200
They were clean!
What? D-Don't! Stop!
549
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,700
Okay. Yeah! All right!
We got work to do.
550
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,800
Give me my papers.
551
00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,700
There's, um...
552
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:17,100
There's more.
553
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,200
After we did her, I kind of...
554
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,600
went to where she works
and asked her out.
555
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,000
You what?
556
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,700
Jesus.
Jesus, Patrick!
557
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:34,800
Do you have... any idea...
558
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,700
how unethical...
559
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,700
It's not really that bad.
560
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,500
What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?
561
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,900
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!
562
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,200
There's someone here.
563
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,100
He stole your underwear.
564
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,400
I don't see anyone.
565
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,900
Joel?
566
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,400
Where are my boots?
567
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,900
Why are you showing me poisons?
Can't you understand English?
568
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
"Potions," I said.
Potions.
569
00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,400
Love potion, please.
570
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,300
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!
571
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:51,000
Should've left you
at the flea market.
572
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,300
First thing to do is...
573
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,400
sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
574
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,800
Wanna go?
575
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,100
I want to have a baby.
576
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:12,000
Let's talk about it later.
577
00:42:12,100 --> 00:42:15,300
No! I want to have a baby.
578
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,400
I don't think we're ready.
579
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
You're not ready.
580
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,800
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?
581
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,000
What?
582
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,900
I don't wanna
talk about it here.
583
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,800
I can't hear you.
I can never the fuck understand
what you're saying.
584
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,300
I don't wanna talk about this!
Fucking ventriloquist!
585
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:38,800
We're fucking
gonna talk about it!
I... don't... want... to...
586
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,400
You can't just say something like that
and say you don't wanna talk about it!
587
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:44,400
I'm sorry, Clem.
I'd make a fucking good mother!
588
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,900
I love children, I'm creative and smart,
and I'd make a fucking great mother!
Oh, God... Mmm!
589
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,400
It's you, Joel. It's you
who can't commit to anything!
590
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:56,100
It's going! It's going!
You have no idea how lucky you are
I'm interested in you!
591
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,200
Maybe I should end this
right here, Joel!
592
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,600
Leave you at the flea market
with this stupid costume jewelry!
It's done. This is crap.
593
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:06,200
Maybe you could find yourself
an antique rocking chair to die in!
All the pain, confusion...
594
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:16,800
Oh. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
595
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
Hey, you.
Oh, it's freezing outside.
596
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,700
Find us okay?
Yeah.
597
00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:27,500
Mmm.
Hot!
598
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,700
Poor guy.
599
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,500
Mmm? Oh.
600
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,800
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
601
00:43:35,900 --> 00:43:38,800
Uh, we haven't really
checked yet.
602
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,800
Patrick?
Uh, yeah.
603
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:43,300
Uh, let me do the honors.
604
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,500
Mary hates me.
605
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,200
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.
606
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,200
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.
607
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:54,300
Stan. Stan.
608
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,800
There's more.
No!
609
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:57,200
Yes.
No!
610
00:43:57,300 --> 00:44:01,200
Hey, hey!
611
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:04,200
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?
612
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,900
Uh, no, that's okay.
Wait.
613
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:11,200
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
614
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:15,200
Oh.
615
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,200
Oh!
Oh!
616
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:20,100
Mmm!
617
00:44:22,100 --> 00:44:25,500
That's Nietzsche.
Beyond Good and Evil.
618
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,800
I found it in my Bartlett's.
619
00:44:27,900 --> 00:44:29,800
What's your Bartlett's?
620
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,800
It's a quote book, Patrick.
621
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:33,800
It's a book of quotations.
622
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,300
I think Howard
will be in Bartlett's
one day.
623
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,400
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.
624
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,800
God!
625
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:43,400
Can you wake him up?
626
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,400
You can't wake him up.
627
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,700
Mmm.
628
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
You don't tell me things, Joel.
629
00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,500
I'm an open book.
630
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,600
I tell you everything.
631
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:06,900
Every damn embarrassing thing.
632
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,600
You don't trust me.
633
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:15,300
Constantly talking
isn't necessarily communicating.
634
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,700
I don't do that.
635
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,200
I want to know you.
636
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,300
Hmm?
637
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:30,400
I don't constantly talk.
Jesus!
638
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,400
People have to
share things, Joel.
639
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,400
Mm-hmm.
640
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,600
That's what intimacy is.
641
00:45:38,700 --> 00:45:41,600
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.
642
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,600
I'm sorry.
643
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:46,600
It just... really just
isn't that interesting.
644
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,800
I wanna read some of those journals
you're constantly scribbling in.
645
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:54,000
What do you write in there
if you don't have any thoughts
or passions or...
646
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:56,100
love?
647
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:08,000
November 19, 2003.
648
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,700
Dinner at Kang's again.
649
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,100
Are we like those poor couples...
650
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:18,900
you feel sorry for in restaurants?
651
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,300
Are we the dining dead?
652
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:26,100
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.
653
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,500
I like that.
654
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,700
How's the chicken?
655
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,800
Good.
656
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,200
More?
No. No. Thank you.
657
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,700
She's gonna be drunk
and stupid now.
658
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:50,200
Hey, would you
do me a favor...
659
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,200
and clean the goddamn hair off the soap
when you're done in the shower?
660
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:55,200
Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
It's really...
661
00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:57,400
- Gross.
- gross.
662
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:02,200
- It's just...
- Repulsive.
663
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,900
It's repulsive.
664
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:12,300
Patrick, can we get through this?
665
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,200
Patrick.
666
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,200
Hey, Tangerine.
667
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,400
Oh, Patrick, it's you.
668
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,700
I'm so miserable right now.
669
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,200
Why? What's wrong?
I don't know.
670
00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:26,200
Excuse me?
I'm so confused!
671
00:47:26,300 --> 00:47:28,200
Can I help you
find something, sir?
672
00:47:28,300 --> 00:47:31,300
Confused? What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.
673
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,200
Baby, come here.
674
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,300
Scared of what?
675
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:43,400
Do you love me?
Of course I do.
676
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,400
Where's the self-help section?
677
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,900
Do you think I'm ugly?
678
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,400
No! You're beautiful!
679
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,700
Maybe I should come over.
No, no.
680
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,800
I don't know.
I- I'm a mess, Patrick.
681
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,500
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.
682
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,500
Okay.
683
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:03,700
Stan, can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.
684
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,000
We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's...
685
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:08,000
Let him go, Stan!
686
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:11,000
Let him go. I'll help.
687
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,000
See?
How hard can it be?
688
00:48:13,100 --> 00:48:16,800
- She hates me.
She wants me to go.
- Go.
689
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,700
All right.
I'll be right over, Tangerine.
690
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,500
You like?
691
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,600
Oh, man!
692
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,700
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
693
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,700
I like it.
You do?
694
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,000
You look like a tangerine.
Ohh!
695
00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:34,500
"Clemen-teen" the tangerine.
Mmm! Juicy!
696
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,100
And seedless.
I like that.
697
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,000
I like tangerines!
698
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,200
Can you see me doing ducks?
699
00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,200
Tangerine.
Joel. Ducks.
Quack-quack.
700
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,200
How does he know
to call you that?
How did who know?
701
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,000
Oh, my God. Clem?
This is pretty cool.
702
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:54,000
That's what
they called themselves.
703
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,500
The Clash...
the only band that mattered.
704
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,500
They called themselves that
for a reason.
705
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:02,000
It's amazing, isn't it?
Like social justice...
Yeah, it's totally incredible.
706
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,500
What Howard
gives to the world.
707
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,700
Yeah.
708
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:10,200
To let people begin again.
709
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,200
It's beautiful.
710
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:19,200
You look at a baby,
and it's so pure and so free
and so clean.
711
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,700
And adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
712
00:49:22,700 --> 00:49:25,500
and... phobias.
713
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,700
Howard just makes it all go away.
714
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,500
Oh, my God.
715
00:49:42,300 --> 00:49:45,300
Baby, what's going on?
I don't know.
I don't know!
716
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:47,700
I'm lost, I'm scared,
717
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,700
I feel like I'm disappearing.
718
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,700
Disappearing?
My skin's coming off!
I'm getting old!
719
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,700
Nothing makes any sense to me!
You're not getting old.
720
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,000
Nothing makes any sense.
Nothing makes any sense.
Ohh, Tangerine.
721
00:49:59,100 --> 00:50:01,400
Nothing makes any sense.
722
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:05,100
Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.
It's okay. It's okay.
723
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,200
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
724
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,200
Montauk?
Yeah.
725
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:15,000
No! Come up to Boston with me.
Sure. Yeah.
We can go next weekend.
726
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:18,300
No, no. Now. Now.
Yeah. I have to go now.
727
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,800
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.
728
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,800
Hi, it's Joel.
729
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:32,100
Um, leave a message after the beep
and I'll get back to you.
730
00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:36,600
Pick up! Pick up, man!
731
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:39,400
W-W-W-W-Whoa.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
732
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:44,000
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
733
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,100
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.
734
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,000
Can you handle things tonight alone?
I'm really sorry, man.
735
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Don't worry about it.
I got it under control, man.
736
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,600
He's pretty much on autopilot
right now anyway.
Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
737
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:59,400
Dude, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
738
00:51:01,300 --> 00:51:03,300
Charles.
739
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,400
Come on, Charles.
740
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,400
"Look! You and me on the Charles River.
I could die right now, Clem.
741
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,600
I'm just happy.
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where I want..."
742
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,300
I'm so excited. Yea.
I'm excited too!
743
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:29,200
Cool.
Oh, uh, I, uh...
744
00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:32,100
I got you this...
745
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:35,300
What?
thing, um...
746
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,300
Happy early Valentine's Day.
747
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:39,300
Oh!
748
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Wow. What is it?
749
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:45,400
Uh, I don't know.
Open it up.
750
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,900
Oh.
751
00:51:52,900 --> 00:51:54,900
It... It's gorgeous!
752
00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:57,900
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
753
00:51:57,900 --> 00:52:02,300
I've never gone out with a guy
who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
754
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,400
Thank you.
755
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,300
Let's go.
Okay.
756
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:16,600
Joely?
Yeah, Tangerine?
757
00:52:18,300 --> 00:52:20,800
Am I ugly?
758
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:24,300
Mm-mmm.
When I was a kid,
I thought I was.
759
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:28,500
Can't believe I'm crying already.
760
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:34,400
Sometimes I think people
don't understand how lonely it is
to be a kid.
761
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:37,500
Like you don't matter.
762
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,900
So, I'm eight...
763
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,200
and I have these toys,
764
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,200
these dolls.
765
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:50,000
My favorite is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.
766
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,000
And I keep yelling at her:
767
00:52:52,100 --> 00:52:56,500
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!"
768
00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:58,500
It's weird.
769
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,700
Like if I can transform her,
770
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:04,400
I would magically change too.
771
00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:11,000
You're pretty.
772
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:14,300
Joely, don't ever leave me.
773
00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:18,400
Pretty. Pretty.
Pretty. Pretty.
774
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,400
Mierzwiak, please
let me keep this memory.
775
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:24,400
Just this one.
776
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:27,400
I don't wanna hold your hand.
Come on.
777
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,100
Whoo!
Whoa!
778
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:31,200
Stop it!
779
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,300
I could die right now, Clem.
780
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,500
I'm just...
781
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,500
happy.
782
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,000
I've never felt that before.
783
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,100
Mmm.
784
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,200
I'm just exactly...
785
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400
where I wanna be.
786
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,500
Clem?
787
00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:10,200
I wanna call it off.
788
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,300
I'll give you a sign.
789
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,600
I wanna call it off!
790
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,900
Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
791
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,400
I wanna call it off!
792
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:36,200
Is anybody there?
793
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,100
Clementine?
Joel?
794
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,400
Clement...
Joely?
795
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:49,600
Clem!
Joel?
796
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,400
Clem!
797
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,700
What?
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
798
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,200
What? Where?
I have an idea
of how to stop this.
799
00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,600
Stop what?
800
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,600
Joely.
Come on, Clem.
801
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:05,000
Smell my armpit!
Smell my armpit!
No!
802
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,600
Don't tickle me!
Don't make me smell you.
Smell my pits!
803
00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:09,700
No.
Good.
804
00:55:09,700 --> 00:55:12,100
Concentrate, Clem.
805
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,600
We gotta get back
to the office.
806
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,300
There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.
807
00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:19,400
Not the picture.
808
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:22,500
Where is it? Back here.
Come on!
809
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,200
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.
810
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:29,000
Look, our files are confidential,
Mr. Barish,
811
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:31,000
so I can't show you evidence.
812
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:34,500
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh...
Miss Kruczynski...
813
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:38,400
was not happy
and she wanted to move on.
814
00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:43,000
Good. Now, tell me about Clementine.
Just tell me everything you remember.
815
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:46,000
That's what he said. Then...
What did we see that day?
816
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000
No, wait.
Oh, look! Hey!
817
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,500
Shit!
We're going to see
my grandma.
818
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,300
Joel, why... No, I don't want to...
Joel, please!
We're not going on a train.
819
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:56,100
Don't make me run anymore.
Come on!
820
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,500
Mierzwiak!
821
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,600
Do we always have to run?
Mierzwiak!
822
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,900
Please.
823
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,300
So, why don't we begin
by you telling me...
824
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,500
everything you can remember.
825
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,000
Mierzwiak! Wake me up!
826
00:56:21,100 --> 00:56:24,200
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
827
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,200
I thought you understood
what was going on here.
828
00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:30,500
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.
829
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:33,500
You're erasing me from her...
830
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,900
I don't know.
831
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,700
You've got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.
832
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,700
I'm in my brain.
833
00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:46,700
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel.
834
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:49,300
How can I help you
from there?
835
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,900
Uh, I'm inside your head too.
I'm you.
836
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,600
Sorry.
837
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,800
Look. Who's that?
838
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,900
Oh, he-he works for us.
839
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,600
That's, uh, Pa-a-a-a-atrick,
840
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:08,300
baby boy.
841
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,900
He's stealing my identity.
842
00:57:10,900 --> 00:57:13,300
He stole my stuff.
843
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:17,100
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.
844
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,400
He stole her underwear.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
845
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,400
He stole her underwear.
846
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:25,900
I could die right now, Clem.
847
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:28,400
I'm just happy.
848
00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:33,100
I've never felt that before.
I'm just exactly where
I want to be.
849
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,600
I want to go home.
850
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,600
Hey. What?
851
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,700
Clem!
852
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,800
Wait. Clem!
853
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,000
Clem?
854
00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,600
They're erasing you.
855
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,600
I'm here!
856
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:58,300
Clem, focus.
I hired them, okay?
857
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,300
I'm so stupid.
858
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,400
Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.
859
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:06,800
I need it to stop before I wake up
and I don't know you anymore.
860
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:12,700
Okay, well, you know,
just tell them to cancel it then.
861
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,000
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
862
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:17,800
Wake yourself up!
863
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,700
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.
864
00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:23,600
Okay, here we go.
This make you happy if I try?
Yeah.
865
00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,700
I'll try really hard. Here we go.
That was a great idea.
866
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,900
Yeah. Okay.
867
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:32,300
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.
868
00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:34,800
Don't! That tickles me!
Oh, my goodness.
869
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:37,400
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ! What the...
870
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400
It's a birthmark!
871
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:45,900
It did work, for a second,
872
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,500
but I couldn't...
I couldn't move.
See?
873
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,300
Oh, well, isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
874
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,700
It's more important
to prove me wrong
than to actually...
875
00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,900
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?
876
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,300
Fine.
877
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,400
Then what? I'm listening.
878
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:08,200
I don't know.
You erased me.
879
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,900
That's why I'm here.
That's why I'm doing this
in the first place.
880
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,900
I'm sorry.
You... You!
881
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,400
You know me. I'm impulsive.
882
00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:20,800
That's what I love
about you.
883
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,100
Joel?
884
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,100
Mm-hmm?
I have another idea
for this problem.
885
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,500
This is a memory of me,
886
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:36,200
the way you wanted
to have sex on the couch after you
looked down at my crotch.
887
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:39,300
What?
Joel, the eraser guys
are coming here,
888
00:59:39,300 --> 00:59:42,300
so what if you take me
somewhere else,
889
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,600
somewhere
where I don't belong,
890
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,200
and we hide there
till morning?
891
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,000
Oh, man. I can't remember
anything without you.
892
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:58,200
Tsk, that's very sweet,
but try, okay?
893
00:59:58,300 --> 01:00:00,200
Okay.
894
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,700
It's working!
895
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:30,300
I'm a genius!
896
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,700
Joel?
897
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,000
Joel?
898
01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:58,900
Where'd you go?
899
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,800
I'm supposed to come too!
900
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,400
Listen, I'm just gonna
go get a salad bowl. Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?
901
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,400
Sure.
He just likes to be near me.
902
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,400
Absolutely!
Clem?
903
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:12,600
It worked.
My God, look at this! Wow!
904
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:16,900
It worked! Look!
Look at this dress, man!
905
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,500
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.
906
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,000
Who am I?
907
01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:26,000
Mrs. Hamlyn.
Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
908
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,600
I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.
909
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:32,000
Found the salad bowl,
so I'm serving salad and string beans.
910
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,500
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?
911
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:38,300
God, honestly, I feel like
I could clean up all day.
912
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Listen, would you hate me if I asked you
to clean some string beans?
No, not at all.
913
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:44,000
Oh, my God.
I love this kitchen.
914
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:47,100
Thank you so much.
She's not looking at me.
915
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,300
She's busy.
She's not looking at me.
916
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,700
No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.
917
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,800
Oh, baby Joel.
Hey, Joely! Joely!
918
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:59,400
Is every little peanut
under there okay?
Mm-hmm! He's fine.
919
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,800
Do you have something to drink?
920
01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:04,500
Would you drink
a cocktail at this hour?
I mean, I know it's not 5:00.
921
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,100
I would die for a vodka.
Oh, hang on.
Let me check if I have that.
922
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,900
Okay! I'm just
gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.
923
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,900
Uh, Joely.
924
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,600
Your mother wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table.
Ice cream.
925
01:02:15,700 --> 01:02:20,000
Ice cream.
No, not until after, you know,
you've had your dinner.
926
01:02:20,100 --> 01:02:22,100
Come on, Joel!
927
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:24,200
Joel, grow up!
928
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,600
Don't leave me, Clem.
Oh, my God, Clem.
929
01:02:26,700 --> 01:02:29,100
This is sort of warped.
I'm scared.
930
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,500
I want my mommy!
Don't cry, baby Joel.
931
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:36,800
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!
932
01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:39,700
Stop it! Look, I think it's working.
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look!
933
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,600
Hey, honey, look.
934
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:44,700
Wait there.
935
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,800
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.
936
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,800
Yuck.
937
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,900
It stopped.
938
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,800
What?
It stopped erasing.
939
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,300
Oh, shit.
940
01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,300
This is terrible.
941
01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:11,200
He's off the map.
He's off the map.
942
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,800
Where?
I don't know where!
What do you mean? I don't know where!
943
01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:19,000
This is bad.
This is very, very bad news.
Where are my glasses?
944
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,600
Okay. Crap.
945
01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:24,400
Okay. What do we do?
What do I do?
946
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,100
What shall we do?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
947
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,400
- What shall we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
948
01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:32,100
- I just said that I don't know what to do.
- I'm sorry. What do we do?
949
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,800
I don't know.
Now, look, you're freaking me out.
Mellow out.
950
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:39,700
Well, you have to do something.
He could wake up all half-baked.
951
01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:42,800
Quiet. You're freaking me out.
Shh. Shh.
952
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,800
All gooey and... and half-baked.
Hmm, that sounds so good.
953
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,800
Oh, shit!
I'm hungry.
954
01:03:47,900 --> 01:03:49,800
Oh, shit.
Oh! Oh!
955
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:52,400
What? Oh! What, what?
What?
956
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,400
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.
957
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,600
This is my...
I can handle this.
958
01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,000
I can't call Howard.
He's an unbaked cookie.
959
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:02,700
He's... There's no time
to fuck around.
960
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,300
I got this under control.
What are you talking about?
961
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,300
Stop fucking around!
Okay, I'll call Howard.
962
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,400
Hello.
Hello, Howard?
Hey, it's Stan.
963
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:23,300
Um, I'm working on this guy
down here, and we seem to have
lost him for a moment,
964
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:26,100
and, uh, I can't...
I can't bring him back up.
965
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:29,600
Okay, uh, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.
966
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:33,100
Well, I wasn't sure, really,
'cause I was away from the monitor
for a minute...
967
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,800
and I had it on autopilot
because I had to, uh...
968
01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:37,900
I had to pee.
969
01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:41,600
Where's Patrick?
Patrick? Patrick had to
go home sick.
970
01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,600
Ah, geez.
971
01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,500
Okay, what's the address?
I know. I'm so sorry.
972
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:50,200
That's okay. Come on.
I'm at 159 South Village.
973
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:53,500
Yeah.
Apartment 1 E.
Rockville Center.
974
01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,200
Mary?
He's coming right now.
Yeah?
975
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:58,200
I'm staying.
976
01:04:58,300 --> 01:05:00,600
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.
977
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:03,200
I think you should go.
Hell, no.
978
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,900
Mary... Shit.
979
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,900
I am so stoned.
Please, Mary.
980
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,400
You have to go.
Stop being stoned, Mary.
981
01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:16,300
I don't want him
to see me stoned.
982
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:20,500
Mary, you have no idea how much trouble
we're gonna get into if Howard comes...
I look like shit!
983
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,800
Joely, stop it! Joel!
Look! Hey, Joel!
984
01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:31,700
Joel!
I want her to pick me up.
985
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:35,300
It's weird how strong
that desire is.
Joel, look at me! Look.
986
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:37,700
You'll remember me
in the morning,
987
01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:40,900
and you'll come to me,
and you'll tell me about us,
and we'll start over.
988
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,400
Pat? I just... Pat?
989
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:45,600
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.
990
01:05:45,700 --> 01:05:48,100
That Patrick guy...
he's copying me.
991
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,200
What Patrick guy?
992
01:05:50,300 --> 01:05:52,000
That guy!
What?
993
01:05:52,100 --> 01:05:54,000
He's here in my apartment.
994
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
He's one of those eraser guys.
995
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:00,400
He fell for you when they were doing you,
and now he's introduced himself
like he doesn't even know you,
996
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,800
and you guys are dating.
997
01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:06,100
Really? Is he cute?
998
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:10,900
Clem,
there's nothing wrong with you.
999
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:13,500
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.
1000
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:16,600
You... You're kind,
1001
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,900
beautiful...
1002
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:21,200
and smart and funny...
1003
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:23,500
and... nice.
1004
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,800
What?
1005
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,400
Okay. All right.
1006
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,300
Okay. Oh!
1007
01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:35,600
Move, move, move!
Come on. Let's go.
Careful, careful.
1008
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,500
Fine.
1009
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:41,000
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned.
1010
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,400
Those eyedrops you gave me
didn't do shit.
1011
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,100
Be cool. Cool.
1012
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:57,000
Hello, Mary.
What are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Howard.
1013
01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:59,000
She was just here to help out.
1014
01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:02,200
I wanted to understand as much
as I could about the procedure
as possible.
1015
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:06,000
I think it's important for my job
to understand the inner workings...
1016
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:08,300
of the work that we do.
1017
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:11,000
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...
1018
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:14,800
by people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.
1019
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,900
All right, well,
let's see if we can, uh,
1020
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,500
get to the bottom of this,
shall we?
1021
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,600
Uh, yeah. Um...
1022
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,800
Well, that's odd.
I already tried that.
1023
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:31,700
Did you try going
through the C-gate?
Yeah, of course.
1024
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,500
I mean... yes.
1025
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:35,800
Yeah.
1026
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
All right.
1027
01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:43,400
You want to get linked up?
Yeah.
1028
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:45,800
All right.
1029
01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,500
I already... I ran
the utility programs,
1030
01:07:48,600 --> 01:07:50,600
and I had nothing there,
1031
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,600
so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.
1032
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:55,700
Here, Howard.
Okay.
1033
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:58,200
I got you a chair.
There you go.
Oh, thank you.
1034
01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,800
You're welcome.
Whew!
1035
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:04,500
All right, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go through
the entire memory,
1036
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,600
see if something comes up.
1037
01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:15,800
I love being bathed in the sink.
1038
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:18,400
Such a feeling of security.
1039
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,700
I've never seen you happier,
baby Joel.
Hmm!
1040
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:23,700
There it is.
1041
01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:28,100
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.
1042
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,200
What the heck
was he doing there?
1043
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,800
His eyes are open.
1044
01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:47,300
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.
1045
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:50,900
Oh, this is...
this is not good. No.
1046
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,200
I'm gonna have to...
1047
01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,200
I'm gonna have to give him this.
1048
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:22,300
Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1049
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:25,500
Okay, we're back in.
1050
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:29,800
Wow. That was beautiful
to watch, Howard.
1051
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:33,900
Like a surgeon
or a concert pianist
or something.
1052
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,900
Thank you, Mary.
1053
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,100
Um, Howard,
you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.
1054
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:44,700
Why can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1055
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,800
Hmm. Lucky me.
1056
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:51,300
Lay one on me.
1057
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:54,500
Don't call me Antoine.
1058
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:57,000
My name is Wally.
Yes, I know,
1059
01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,600
but how can a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?
1060
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:02,100
Oh! Oh! What was that?
1061
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,900
Hey.
My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.
1062
01:10:04,900 --> 01:10:07,400
There is?
1063
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,100
- Got it.
- Tangerine!
1064
01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:14,100
What, Joel... What are you doing?
We gotta go.
1065
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,900
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!
1066
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,600
You can run,
but you can't hide.
1067
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:23,500
Clem, come on!
1068
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:26,500
There I am.
1069
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:28,500
That truck.
1070
01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:31,400
Doc? Please.
1071
01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:35,600
All right, let's begin
by you telling me...
1072
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:38,500
everything you remember...
1073
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:42,500
That's strange.
He's in a memory
that we've already erased.
1074
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:46,600
Oh, well, at least
we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?
1075
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,600
Come on, Clem.
1076
01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:51,700
He seems to have developed some sort
of resistance to the procedure.
1077
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,400
I don't want to run anymore.
Shit.
1078
01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:00,000
Come on, come on.
Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.
1079
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,800
Where?
Hide me in your humiliation.
1080
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:06,500
Humiliation.
Come on, you big baby!
1081
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,500
I'm sorry, okay?
1082
01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:14,900
Let me drive you home.
1083
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,400
No!
1084
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:20,900
- Bye, Howard.
- No, wait. Howard.
1085
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,300
He's disappeared again.
1086
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:27,600
Oh, dear.
I'm so sorry, Howard.
1087
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:29,600
Humiliation.
1088
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,300
Humiliation.
1089
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:35,400
Hu-mi-lia...
Joel.
1090
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,600
I don't like it either.
1091
01:11:37,700 --> 01:11:40,200
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to...
1092
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,300
Joel, honey, I have a surprise...
I just... Oh, um...
1093
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:46,200
Uh, you know what, honey?
I'm just gonna ask you in the morning.
1094
01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:49,100
Good night, sweetheart.
1095
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,500
No.
1096
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,500
I'm sorry, Joel. Joely.
Shut up.
1097
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:58,700
Look! Joel!
1098
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:00,700
Joel, look!
What?
1099
01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:02,700
Look where we are!
1100
01:12:02,700 --> 01:12:05,200
Whoo!
1101
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,700
Clem, this isn't good.
1102
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:11,600
Then hide me somewhere...
somewhere really buried.
1103
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:17,100
Hit it! Hit it!
I can't! I gotta go home.
1104
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:19,600
I'll do it later!
1105
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,200
Come on, you big sissy!
1106
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:36,800
Ooh!
1107
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,000
Ooh, he has a girlfriend!
1108
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,700
Wait. What am I doing?
You know something, Freddy?
And he loves her!
1109
01:12:42,800 --> 01:12:45,000
You don't scare me anymore.
Ow! Ow!
1110
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,000
Joel!
1111
01:12:47,100 --> 01:12:49,900
Joely, get up.
Come on, it's not worth it.
Hit him! Hit him!
1112
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:54,600
They're not worth it, Joel!
Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!
1113
01:12:54,700 --> 01:12:56,700
Come on, Joel.
Stupid!
1114
01:13:02,900 --> 01:13:06,700
I'm so ashamed.
It's okay.
1115
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,000
You were a little kid.
Yeah?
1116
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:11,700
Come on.
That's where I live... lived.
1117
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:14,100
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.
1118
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:17,800
Do you like my pink hat?
Here, look, feel better.
You can really kill me this time.
1119
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:20,500
It's my turn.
Go. One, two, three.
I can? You're really gonna die though.
1120
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,800
Okay.
One, two, three.
1121
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:25,400
You're dead.
1122
01:13:25,500 --> 01:13:28,700
Oh, my mom.
It's... It's okay. We're playing.
1123
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:31,500
Hi, Joel's mom.
He's killing me.
It's not real.
1124
01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,800
Okay, are you dead yet?
1125
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:36,000
You're dead!
1126
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:38,000
Uh, I think I got the hang of this.
1127
01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:41,300
I still don't understand it,
but I'm finding him quickly enough.
1128
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,700
Clem!
1129
01:13:59,700 --> 01:14:02,000
Clem!
1130
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,900
Jo... Joely?
1131
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:21,100
Are you okay, Joel?
1132
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:23,500
Joel? Joel?
1133
01:14:23,500 --> 01:14:26,400
Oh, my God.
That was terrible.
1134
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,400
Okay, okay.
That was like three seconds.
1135
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:32,400
All right.
Let me do it one more time.
One more, then I get to go.
1136
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:35,400
Okay.
1137
01:14:43,100 --> 01:14:45,300
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Whoo!
1138
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,700
Look at this.
This is so cool!
1139
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,900
Cool. Look out! Look out!
1140
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Ah!
1141
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Shit!
It's fluff.
1142
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,600
Our house!
1143
01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:02,100
Come on. Whoo-hoo!
Come on.
1144
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,100
Come on.
We gotta go!
1145
01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:06,800
Whoo!
1146
01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:08,800
Come on!
1147
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,800
We gotta go. Clem?
1148
01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:14,800
We gotta go.
1149
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,800
Aah! Come on!
1150
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,000
No!
This is a really bad time
for this!
1151
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:22,000
Get off me! Oh, God!
1152
01:15:22,100 --> 01:15:25,000
I don't even know
where we're going.
It's gonna be fun. Come on.
1153
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:27,600
It's the best place.
No, this way.
No, this way.
1154
01:15:27,700 --> 01:15:32,300
No, no, no. This way.
You're no help at all.
1155
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:35,100
What's wrong with you?
1156
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:38,400
Let go of me, Joel!
1157
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,000
I like watching you work,
Howard.
1158
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,600
I guess, uh...
1159
01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:01,500
I guess I'll go out
for... for some air,
1160
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,600
if nobody minds.
1161
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:06,800
It looks like you have everything
under control here.
1162
01:16:06,900 --> 01:16:08,800
Yeah, that's, uh...
1163
01:16:08,900 --> 01:16:10,800
that's fine.
1164
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:23,600
Do you like quotes, Howard?
1165
01:16:24,600 --> 01:16:26,600
What do you mean?
1166
01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:29,300
Oh, you know,
like famous quotes?
1167
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,600
I find reading them inspirational,
1168
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:35,500
and in my reading,
I've come across some
I thought you might like too.
1169
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:39,300
Oh, well, I...
I'd love to hear some.
1170
01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:41,800
There's one that goes,
1171
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,300
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better
even of their blunders."
1172
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:47,400
That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.
1173
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:50,400
And here I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know.
Oh, no.
1174
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:53,600
It's... It's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.
1175
01:16:53,700 --> 01:16:56,700
Yeah. Oh, and there's
this other one I like.
1176
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,600
It's by Pope Alexander,
and it goes...
1177
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,100
Alexander Pope?
Oh, yeah.
1178
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,100
Yeah, shit.
1179
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:08,000
It's just that I told myself
not to say "Pope Alexander"
and sound like a dope,
1180
01:17:08,100 --> 01:17:10,100
and then I go ahead and say it.
1181
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,700
It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.
1182
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:19,500
The quote goes, "How happy is
the blameless vestal's lot?
1183
01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:23,800
"The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.
1184
01:17:23,900 --> 01:17:28,200
"Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
1185
01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:31,900
Each prayer accepted
and each wish resigned."
1186
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:36,900
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...
1187
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,400
with a huge trunk like that.
1188
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,800
Clem? Clementine?
1189
01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:46,800
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.
1190
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,800
I just thought it would
be appropriate, maybe.
1191
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:58,200
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.
1192
01:17:58,300 --> 01:18:00,700
I don't mean to be so familiar.
Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1193
01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:03,300
I- I- I- I- I...
I'm happy to hear...
1194
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:10,100
I'm sorry.
1195
01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:16,500
I've loved you
for a very long time.
1196
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:22,100
I shouldn't have said that.
Oh, Mary, no.
1197
01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:25,400
It's... You're a wonderful girl.
1198
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:29,200
But I... You know,
I have a wife and kids.
1199
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:31,200
You know
I have a wife and kids.
1200
01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:33,200
Oh, Mary.
1201
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:38,200
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1202
01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,200
Oh, whoa.
1203
01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,900
Well, good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1204
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:07,300
What?
Oh, my God!
1205
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:09,900
Who is it?
1206
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:16,700
Uh...
1207
01:19:22,400 --> 01:19:25,600
Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.
1208
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:32,400
Hollis. Hollis!
1209
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,900
Hollis!
1210
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,100
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Hollis.
1211
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:40,900
- I knew it, Howard.
- Hollis, it didn't start out
to be like this.
1212
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,400
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1213
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:46,900
I'm a stupid girl
with a stupid crush!
Yeah.
1214
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,500
I swear I basically
forced him into it!
1215
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:53,300
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.
1216
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,700
Tell me what?
1217
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,800
Oh, you poor kid.
1218
01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,900
You can have him.
1219
01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,900
You did.
1220
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:16,400
What?
1221
01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:22,200
Oh, uh,
1222
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,800
we have a history.
1223
01:20:30,900 --> 01:20:33,400
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.
1224
01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,700
You...
1225
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:38,200
You wanted it done...
1226
01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:41,600
so you could get past, uh...
1227
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:45,300
You could... Yeah.
1228
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:51,800
Um, I have to, uh,
finish the work in there.
1229
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:53,800
It's almost morning.
1230
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,000
We'll talk later.
1231
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,000
Okay?
1232
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,900
Hey.
1233
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:18,800
Let me give you a lift home.
1234
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,000
Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1235
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,600
Hi.
Hi.
1236
01:21:34,700 --> 01:21:38,600
Didn't figure you'd show your face
around me again.
1237
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:41,900
I guess I thought
you were... humiliated.
1238
01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,000
You did run away,
after all.
1239
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:46,800
I just needed to see ya.
1240
01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:49,200
Yeah?
1241
01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:52,000
I'd like to, um,
1242
01:21:52,100 --> 01:21:55,000
take you out or something.
1243
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:57,700
You're married.
1244
01:21:57,700 --> 01:22:00,200
Not yet. Not married.
1245
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:02,200
No, I'm not married, no.
1246
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,300
Look, man,
I'm telling you right off the bat
I'm high maintenance,
1247
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:09,900
so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...
1248
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:12,300
or whatever it is
you've got going there.
1249
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,500
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.
1250
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,700
Okay.
1251
01:22:17,800 --> 01:22:20,700
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,
1252
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,600
or I'm gonna make them alive.
1253
01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:27,300
But I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for
my own peace of mind.
1254
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:32,000
Don't assign me yours.
I remember that speech
really well.
1255
01:22:32,100 --> 01:22:35,600
I had you pegged, didn't I?
You had the whole
human race pegged.
1256
01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,700
Hmm. Probably.
1257
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:42,100
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,
1258
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,100
even after that.
1259
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:47,600
Mmm. I know.
1260
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:51,900
It would be different...
1261
01:22:53,100 --> 01:22:55,500
if we could just give it
another go around.
1262
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:01,800
Remember me.
1263
01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:03,900
Try your best.
1264
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:08,200
Maybe we can.
1265
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,400
Okay, so just tell me
what you remember,
1266
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:45,000
and, uh, then we'll
take it from there.
1267
01:23:45,100 --> 01:23:47,300
Okay.
1268
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:50,300
I liked you immediately.
1269
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,900
You didn't
come on to me at all.
1270
01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,900
I liked that.
1271
01:23:56,000 --> 01:23:59,000
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.
1272
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,700
I wanted you to think
I was smart.
1273
01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:05,300
I couldn't wait
to come to work.
1274
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:08,800
I had these fantasies
of us being married...
1275
01:24:08,900 --> 01:24:12,300
and having kids and... just...
1276
01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:15,000
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1277
01:24:15,100 --> 01:24:17,700
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1278
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,200
Yeah, I know.
1279
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,200
Oh, God.
1280
01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,700
I'll take the bottom and you...
Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here.
1281
01:24:24,700 --> 01:24:26,700
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?
1282
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:29,200
Help me with that.
Can you get the cooler?
Honey, the cooler is...
1283
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:31,900
That's light, huh?
Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
1284
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:33,900
No, no, no, no!
1285
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,100
Don't take anything.
I can take the plane.
1286
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:39,200
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.
1287
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:44,200
This is the day we met.
1288
01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:47,500
You were down by the surf.
I could just make you out
in the distance.
1289
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,700
I remember being drawn to you
even then.
1290
01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:53,900
I thought, "Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back."
1291
01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:58,800
You were in that orange sweatshirt
that I would come to know so well...
1292
01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:00,800
and even hate, eventually.
1293
01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:04,900
At the time I thought,
"How cool! An orange sweatshirt."
1294
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,700
Hi there.
1295
01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,700
Hi.
1296
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,700
I saw you sitting over here...
1297
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,700
by yourself,
1298
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,700
and I thought, "Thank God.
1299
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:20,600
Someone normal
who doesn't know how to interact
at these things either."
1300
01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:22,800
Yeah.
1301
01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:25,900
I don't ever know what to say.
1302
01:25:25,900 --> 01:25:28,700
I'm Clementine.
1303
01:25:28,700 --> 01:25:31,900
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?
1304
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,200
And then you just took it...
1305
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:36,800
without waiting for an answer.
1306
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:42,800
It was so intimate,
1307
01:25:42,900 --> 01:25:46,000
like we were already lovers.
1308
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:48,900
I'm Joel.
1309
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,200
Hi, Joel.
1310
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,500
So, no jokes about my name.
1311
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:59,000
You mean like...
1312
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:01,600
Huckleberry Hound,
that sort of thing?
1313
01:26:01,600 --> 01:26:03,700
Yeah. Like that.
1314
01:26:03,700 --> 01:26:05,700
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1315
01:26:05,700 --> 01:26:09,500
One of my favorite things when I was a kid
was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
1316
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,500
Oh.
1317
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:15,800
I think your name is magical.
1318
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:21,000
This is it, Joel.
1319
01:26:21,100 --> 01:26:23,300
It's gonna be gone soon.
1320
01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:27,800
I know.
1321
01:26:27,800 --> 01:26:29,800
What do we do?
1322
01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:34,700
Enjoy it.
1323
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:53,600
You married?
No.
1324
01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,300
Let's move into
this neighborhood!
1325
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,300
I do sort of live
with someone though.
1326
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:01,700
Male or female?
What?
1327
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,200
Female. Female.
1328
01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:09,900
At least I'm not barking
up the wrong tree.
1329
01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:16,600
You know these people?
No, of course not.
Come on.
1330
01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:19,600
They might have a dog.
1331
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,300
There's no dog.
1332
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,400
What are you doing?
1333
01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:28,700
It's freezing out.
I can't believe this.
1334
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:31,800
Hoo-hoo!
1335
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:35,700
- Clementine!
- There we go. Whoo-hoo!
1336
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:45,000
Come on, man.
The water's fine.
1337
01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:48,200
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.
1338
01:27:50,900 --> 01:27:52,900
It's dark.
1339
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:56,900
So, uh, what's
your girlfriend's name?
1340
01:27:57,000 --> 01:28:00,300
Naomi, but we're not really...
I mean...
1341
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,700
We're...
Whatever.
1342
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:06,900
So this is great.
Now I can look for, um,
candles, matches...
1343
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:09,400
and the liquor cabinet.
1344
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:12,800
Oh, God.
1345
01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:19,200
I think we should go.
1346
01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:21,900
There's no phone line.
What?
1347
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:24,100
I think we should go.
Why?
1348
01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:26,800
It's our house...
just for tonight.
1349
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:29,800
We are "David and Ruth Laskin."
1350
01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:33,400
Which one do you want to be?
Uh...
1351
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:36,900
I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.
1352
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,800
What are you do...
1353
01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:44,100
Alcohol!
Oh, boy.
1354
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:46,800
So, are you okay with wine?
1355
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:49,500
I don't know.
Well, you choose the wine.
1356
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,800
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more... Ruth.
1357
01:28:57,200 --> 01:29:00,000
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.
1358
01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:04,800
I've gotta catch my ride.
1359
01:29:06,700 --> 01:29:09,200
So go.
1360
01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:11,400
I did.
1361
01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:14,300
I thought maybe you were a nut,
1362
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:17,200
but you were exciting.
1363
01:29:18,300 --> 01:29:20,200
I wish you'd stayed.
1364
01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:23,000
I wish I'd stayed too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.
1365
01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,100
I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1366
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:28,500
Oh, God, I wish I had...
1367
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:35,600
I wish I'd stayed. I do.
1368
01:29:35,700 --> 01:29:40,200
Well, I came back downstairs,
and you were gone.
I walked out. I walked out the door.
1369
01:29:40,300 --> 01:29:43,200
Why?
I don't know.
I felt like a scared little kid.
1370
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:46,600
I was like...
It was above my head.
I don't know.
1371
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,600
You were scared?
1372
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:50,600
Yeah.
1373
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:54,200
Thought you knew that
about me.
1374
01:29:54,300 --> 01:29:58,300
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1375
01:29:58,400 --> 01:30:02,000
Was it something I said?
Yeah.
1376
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,200
You said, "So go"...
1377
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:09,700
with such disdain, you know?
1378
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,400
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
1379
01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:19,900
Joely?
1380
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:22,900
What if you stayed this time?
1381
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:28,200
I walked out the door.
1382
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,200
There's no memory left.
1383
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:33,400
Come back and make up
a good-bye, at least.
1384
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:35,400
Let's pretend we had one.
1385
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:49,000
Bye, Joel.
1386
01:30:49,100 --> 01:30:51,000
I love you.
1387
01:30:51,100 --> 01:30:55,300
Meet me in Montauk.
1388
01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:03,200
I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed.
I didn't crash the plane.
1389
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:07,400
You were operating the plane
with the remote control,
and then it crashed.
1390
01:31:07,400 --> 01:31:09,800
It was fucking windy.
Come on, man.
1391
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,800
You're stoned, and you're driving.
1392
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:14,400
Yeah, the pot balances it out.
The pot brings you back up.
1393
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,000
That's why I smoke it.
If I'm going to be drinking,
then I'll smoke it.
1394
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:20,700
It does.
That's a medical fact.
1395
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:23,300
It was proven
on the Science Network.
1396
01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:25,800
Honey, just watch the road.
I can't see shit.
1397
01:31:28,300 --> 01:31:31,300
I saw you talking
to somebody pretty.
1398
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:34,200
She was nice.
Yeah, man. Who was that?
1399
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:39,600
She was, um, just a girl.
1400
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,000
Okay.
1401
01:32:25,500 --> 01:32:28,300
So I gotta...
I gotta drop the van off.
1402
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:30,500
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1403
01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:33,900
We'll talk.
1404
01:33:51,900 --> 01:33:53,900
Hey!
1405
01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:56,900
Hey.
1406
01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:01,100
You got a lot
of your stuff there, I see.
Yeah, that's right. My stuff.
1407
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:04,600
I take it you're not coming back.
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
1408
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:08,400
Do you swear you didn't know?
I-I swear.
1409
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:12,100
So you didn't do the erasing?
Of course not. God, no.
1410
01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:14,300
And you never even suspected
we were together?
1411
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:18,600
Once, maybe.
1412
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:21,700
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.
1413
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:24,400
I saw you two talking.
1414
01:34:24,400 --> 01:34:28,200
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, you know.
1415
01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:30,500
How'd I look?
1416
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:33,900
You looked happy.
1417
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:36,200
Happy with a secret.
1418
01:34:37,700 --> 01:34:39,600
And after that?
1419
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:42,800
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just...
1420
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:46,600
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.
1421
01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:08,500
Aah!
Montauk train
now boarding on track "B." All aboard.
1422
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,900
I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1423
01:35:15,100 --> 01:35:17,400
You know that?
1424
01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,400
Thanks.
1425
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:05,100
Let me get my toothbrush.
1426
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:07,600
Yeah. Just...
1427
01:36:20,300 --> 01:36:22,800
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.
1428
01:36:22,900 --> 01:36:27,300
La-la-la-la-la.
I feel like you're mad at me,
and I don't know what I did.
1429
01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:30,100
What did I do?
1430
01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,600
I love you so much.
1431
01:36:32,700 --> 01:36:34,700
I'll do anything
to make you happy.
1432
01:36:34,800 --> 01:36:37,000
Tell me what you want me to do,
and I'll do it.
1433
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:40,900
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
1434
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:42,900
Oh. Whew.
1435
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:56,900
Vámonos, señor.
1436
01:36:57,000 --> 01:37:00,100
I-I had a really nice time
last night.
1437
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:02,800
Nice?
1438
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:06,100
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...
1439
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:08,100
last night.
1440
01:37:08,200 --> 01:37:10,200
That's better.
1441
01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:17,500
This is weird.
To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1442
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:21,100
My name is Mary Svevo.
"We've met,
but you don't remember me.
1443
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:25,600
I worked for a company you hired
to have part of your memory erased."
1444
01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:28,200
I have since decided
that this is a horrible...
Some kind of teaser ad or something.
1445
01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:32,800
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1446
01:37:32,900 --> 01:37:36,500
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1447
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:39,300
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1448
01:37:39,400 --> 01:37:41,600
What is this?
I don't know.
1449
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:46,300
He's boring.
Is that enough reason
to erase someone?
1450
01:37:46,300 --> 01:37:50,000
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
1451
01:37:50,100 --> 01:37:52,000
and it's like he changed me.
1452
01:37:52,100 --> 01:37:55,900
I feel like I'm always pissy now.
I don't like myself when I'm with him.
I don't like myself anymore.
1453
01:37:56,000 --> 01:38:00,500
I can't stand to even look at him.
That pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile.
1454
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:03,800
- That sort of wounded puppy shit
he does, you know?
- What are you doing?
1455
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:06,300
I'm not doing anything.
The bloom is certainly
fucking off the rose at this point.
1456
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:09,400
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!
1457
01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:11,900
- You are screwing with me.
- Joel, I'm not!
1458
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:16,300
- You clearly are.
- Look, let's just take a minute and...
1459
01:38:45,000 --> 01:38:46,900
Patrick, get the fuck away.
1460
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:49,400
Oh, sweetheart...
Get the fuck away from me!
1461
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:52,700
Can we talk about it?
No! Get the fuck away!
1462
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:27,200
Joel Barish.
1463
01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:30,100
Hey, Clementine.
Hey.
1464
01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:33,400
Nice to see you. Yeah.
1465
01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:36,300
Yeah.
1466
01:39:36,400 --> 01:39:38,400
Really very educated.
1467
01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:41,900
I mean, she's smart, I think,
but not educated.
1468
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,900
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?
1469
01:39:44,900 --> 01:39:48,400
She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.
1470
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:51,800
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.
1471
01:39:51,900 --> 01:39:54,600
Sometimes...
I was embarrassed in public...
1472
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:56,600
Hi.
because she would pronounce...
1473
01:39:56,700 --> 01:39:59,500
library "libary."
Hi.
1474
01:39:59,500 --> 01:40:02,700
Libary. Libary.
1475
01:40:02,700 --> 01:40:04,700
Look what I found.
1476
01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:09,100
I think if there's
a truly seductive quality
about Clementine,
1477
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:12,800
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.
1478
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:16,500
You made me look skinny.
1479
01:40:16,600 --> 01:40:19,200
Amazing, burning meteorite...
1480
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:23,500
will carry you to another world
where things are exciting.
1481
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:26,600
But what you quickly learn
is that...
1482
01:40:26,700 --> 01:40:29,500
it's really an elaborate ruse.
1483
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,600
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1484
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:35,900
It's okay.
So flashy
in a kind of obvious way.
1485
01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:40,200
But still, it seduces you.
Joel, I really like you.
1486
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:42,500
I hate that I said
mean things about you.
1487
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:47,000
- Let me turn this off, okay?
- Hey, it's... it's only fair.
1488
01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:50,400
Where's the real Clementine?
1489
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:53,600
I mean, the whole thing with the hair...
it's all bullshit.
1490
01:40:53,600 --> 01:40:56,400
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1491
01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:58,700
I really like your hair.
Thank you.
1492
01:40:58,700 --> 01:41:00,700
I do.
The world's a goddamn mess.
1493
01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:04,400
Is it some kind of a revolt?
Change your hair color.
You want a drink or something?
1494
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:07,200
Do you have any whiskey?
1495
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:12,500
No, I don't think her sex
is... motivated.
1496
01:41:12,600 --> 01:41:15,600
I saw it clearly
the last night we were together.
1497
01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:19,100
It wasn't sex.
It was just sad.
1498
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:22,200
Hey. Sorry.
I thought there was more.
1499
01:41:22,300 --> 01:41:26,000
The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like her...
1500
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:28,900
is to fuck 'em...
1501
01:41:28,900 --> 01:41:33,200
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of 'em.
1502
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:36,200
And she's so desperate
and insecure...
1503
01:41:36,200 --> 01:41:41,100
that she'll, sooner or later,
go around fucking everybody.
1504
01:41:41,100 --> 01:41:44,200
I don't do that.
I wouldn't think that
about you.
1505
01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:47,100
- Because I don't.
- I know.
1506
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:50,400
Because it really hurts me
that you said that
because I don't do that.
1507
01:41:50,500 --> 01:41:53,600
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about all this.
I'm gonna... go.
1508
01:41:53,700 --> 01:41:58,500
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think I can be here.
1509
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:06,300
Um... bye.
1510
01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:09,000
Bye.
I thought I knew her so well.
1511
01:42:09,100 --> 01:42:12,700
It was nice meeting you and all.
But I don't know her at all.
1512
01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:17,300
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,
1513
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:21,300
only to find out
that she's a stranger.
1514
01:42:24,600 --> 01:42:26,600
Wait.
1515
01:42:28,300 --> 01:42:30,200
What?
I don't know.
1516
01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:32,500
Just wait. Just wait.
What do you want, Joel?
1517
01:42:32,500 --> 01:42:37,100
I don't know.
I want you to wait for...
just a while.
1518
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:53,300
Okay.
Really?
1519
01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:57,500
I'm not a concept, Joel.
I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking
for my own peace of mind.
1520
01:42:57,600 --> 01:43:01,500
- I'm not perfect.
- I can't see anything
that I don't like about you.
1521
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,300
Right now I can't.
But you will.
But you will.
1522
01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:08,000
You know, you will think of things,
and I'll get bored with you
and feel trapped...
1523
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:10,100
because that's what happens
with me.
1524
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:13,500
Okay.
1525
01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:19,200
Okay.
1526
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:26,500
Okay.
Okay.
1527
01:43:27,305 --> 01:44:27,924
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