1 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,567 No! 2 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:46,214 Come here. Come here now. 3 00:01:49,058 --> 00:01:50,082 No. 4 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:52,626 You're the last one. 5 00:01:53,329 --> 00:01:55,058 I've killed all the others. 6 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:58,700 It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason. 7 00:01:58,902 --> 00:02:00,631 Why are you doing this? 8 00:02:00,804 --> 00:02:04,467 You need to be punished for what you did to him. 9 00:02:04,741 --> 00:02:07,904 I didn't do anything. You let him drown. 10 00:02:08,144 --> 00:02:09,839 Jason was my son. 11 00:02:10,113 --> 00:02:12,513 I didn't do anything. 12 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:14,950 No. No. 13 00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:17,318 No. Please. 14 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,419 You should have been watching him. 15 00:02:22,158 --> 00:02:24,217 Every minute. 16 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,200 Jason. 17 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:13,542 My special, special boy. 18 00:03:19,682 --> 00:03:23,413 They must be punished, Jason, for what they did to you. 19 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:25,816 For what they did to me. 20 00:03:28,791 --> 00:03:30,452 Kill for Mother. 21 00:03:50,079 --> 00:03:51,273 I'm serious. 22 00:03:51,447 --> 00:03:54,348 You gotta watch out for mountain lions. They're all over. 23 00:03:54,517 --> 00:03:57,179 Mountain lions? We'll be fine. They're afraid of fire. 24 00:03:57,353 --> 00:03:59,446 Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm calling bullshit. 25 00:03:59,622 --> 00:04:00,953 Richie's gonna call bullshit. 26 00:04:01,124 --> 00:04:03,092 Bullshit! Richie's calling bullshit. 27 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:04,817 - I'm not bullshitting. Bullshit. 28 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:07,053 You'll see when a mountain lion comes out... 29 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:09,061 Dude, there's one right there! - Nice try. 30 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,131 I am more afraid to be eaten by mosquitoes. 31 00:04:13,303 --> 00:04:15,965 Hey, you wanna slap that ass one more time for Daddy? 32 00:04:16,139 --> 00:04:18,903 - Did Daddy like that? - Yeah, Daddy does like it. A lot. 33 00:04:20,143 --> 00:04:22,737 Whitney? Where are you right now? 34 00:04:22,912 --> 00:04:24,436 - I'm here. - Are you? 35 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:27,447 I'm here. Right in the middle of nowhere. 36 00:04:28,651 --> 00:04:31,950 Hey, are you reading that right? I'm reading it right. 37 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:34,654 Come on, Pizarro, let's go. - Where are we going? 38 00:04:34,824 --> 00:04:37,190 These are heavy and it's hot. Where are we? 39 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:45,663 Dude, we are way the fuck off. 40 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:47,166 - No, we're not, act... - Yes. 41 00:04:47,337 --> 00:04:50,500 No, we're not. Not everything shows up on GPS, Richie. 42 00:04:50,673 --> 00:04:53,233 A sign said there was a mine here. Did that come up? 43 00:04:53,409 --> 00:04:55,309 No. We're close, I think. 44 00:04:55,478 --> 00:04:58,038 You think? Dude, you don't know how to use this thing. 45 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:00,205 It's almost dark. Do you know where it is? 46 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:03,011 Look, I didn't plant this shit, Richie, okay? 47 00:05:03,186 --> 00:05:06,121 I got this tip from a secondhand source. We should be close. 48 00:05:06,289 --> 00:05:08,223 Look, we're gonna stop here. 49 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,986 Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get up at dawn. We go, we find the crop. 50 00:05:12,161 --> 00:05:14,857 We cut down as much as we can. We ditch it in the truck. 51 00:05:15,231 --> 00:05:17,222 - Back here before breakfast, okay? - Hey. 52 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,698 - Guys. Guys. - Nobody knows a thing. 53 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,565 There's a perfect spot here. It's already been cleared. 54 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,572 Perfect. We'll camp here. 55 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:29,269 Hey. Do you know how much money we're gonna make selling this weed? 56 00:05:29,445 --> 00:05:33,313 - A lot of fucking money. - Yeah, okay? So listen to me. Relax. 57 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:35,041 - I am. You wanna know why? - Why? 58 00:05:35,218 --> 00:05:37,015 - You know what rich people do? - What? 59 00:05:37,186 --> 00:05:39,586 They relax. You need to fucking relax. 60 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,452 I need to relax? You need to relax. 61 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:53,768 Hey, guys. Guys. 62 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:59,137 I just found some broken-down cabins over there. It's gotta be the old camp. 63 00:05:59,409 --> 00:06:01,172 Who wants to go check it out? 64 00:06:01,344 --> 00:06:03,437 Is this all we brought to drink? No Heineken? 65 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:04,841 Fuck that Euro shit. 66 00:06:05,014 --> 00:06:08,814 This is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend. 67 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:12,318 You do realize this camp was closed down, like, 20 years ago? 68 00:06:12,922 --> 00:06:15,152 Some woman, she went fucking nuts. 69 00:06:15,324 --> 00:06:16,916 Killed all these counselors. 70 00:06:17,093 --> 00:06:19,527 Blamed them for her son's drowning. He was like... 71 00:06:19,695 --> 00:06:22,220 ...deformed or retarded or something. 72 00:06:22,398 --> 00:06:23,990 Really? 73 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,632 Mom got hers. 74 00:06:27,236 --> 00:06:29,466 Apparently there was one survivor. 75 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,300 This girl... 76 00:06:31,541 --> 00:06:34,704 ...she cut that lady's head off with a machete. 77 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:36,276 It gets weirder. 78 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:38,175 I'm sure it does. 79 00:06:38,347 --> 00:06:42,010 Her son, Jason... 80 00:06:43,686 --> 00:06:45,517 ...he came back. 81 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,856 He was actually there. 82 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,891 He watched his mom being beheaded. 83 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,732 A friend of mine, he went to camp around here... 84 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,765 Oh, jeez. - He went to camp around here. 85 00:06:59,936 --> 00:07:02,996 He said the cops came. They were looking for that Jason guy. 86 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,696 All right, you know what? 87 00:07:06,109 --> 00:07:07,804 - Don't believe me. Nobody does. 88 00:07:07,977 --> 00:07:10,070 But I'm pretty sure, the way the story goes... 89 00:07:10,246 --> 00:07:12,544 ...the place was called Camp Crystal Lake. 90 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:15,616 Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? 91 00:07:15,785 --> 00:07:18,879 It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. 92 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:21,523 Every single bottle of water is "Crystal" something. 93 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:22,851 - Aquafina. - The... 94 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,322 - Okay, fine. - Okay. 95 00:07:24,494 --> 00:07:28,590 The story could have happened anywhere. It's how they get kids to shit themselves. 96 00:07:28,764 --> 00:07:31,358 - How's that beer, beer-snob? - Better than my own piss. 97 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:35,197 You can drink that, by the way. Yours, hers, mine. I swear, piss is sterile. 98 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,999 - You will never drink my piss. - That's what you think. 99 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:39,835 What about me? 100 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:44,442 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Mm-hm. 101 00:07:46,582 --> 00:07:47,913 I got marshmallow on my knee. 102 00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:49,779 - Where you guys going? - Go make out. 103 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:51,214 Oh, yeah? 104 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,786 - Hey, Mikey? - Sweet. 105 00:07:52,955 --> 00:07:54,013 Wear a condom. 106 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,587 An extra small one. 107 00:07:58,594 --> 00:08:01,154 I get it, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive. 108 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:05,892 If we were all out here starving to death and you were dead... 109 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,330 ...I'd eat your leg. 110 00:08:07,503 --> 00:08:09,767 - That's really sweet. Yeah. - Thank you. 111 00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:13,898 Why would you eat my leg, man? I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing. 112 00:08:14,343 --> 00:08:16,004 I don't eat fish. 113 00:08:16,179 --> 00:08:17,806 That's not what you told me. 114 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:28,656 Listen... 115 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:31,888 ...I don't think I'm gonna stay the whole time. 116 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:34,085 Did Wade's story scare you? 117 00:08:35,865 --> 00:08:37,127 Please. 118 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,892 I just... 119 00:08:40,469 --> 00:08:42,699 I don't feel right being here... 120 00:08:43,139 --> 00:08:45,004 ...so far away from my mom. 121 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,835 Your mom was the one that told me to get you out of town for a few days. 122 00:08:49,212 --> 00:08:51,703 - Really? - Yeah. 123 00:08:52,548 --> 00:08:56,143 And she's in good hands. She's got her nurse right there. 124 00:08:58,721 --> 00:08:59,881 Come on. 125 00:09:00,056 --> 00:09:04,652 Have sex with your boyfriend in a cramped little tent. 126 00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:09,695 We can get hammered, blow some chunks in the woods. 127 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:12,265 Then we can go back Monday and deal with whatever. 128 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,307 Hey. 129 00:09:23,546 --> 00:09:25,411 I'm a fucking idiot. 130 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:26,946 Richie? 131 00:09:28,184 --> 00:09:32,120 - The ephemeris data just didn't sync up. - Oh, dude, that sucks. 132 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,222 Fucking right. 133 00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:38,125 - Do you know what this means? - I wanna... 134 00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,591 What? 135 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:43,058 We're, like... We're, like, a half mile away. 136 00:09:43,232 --> 00:09:46,360 - Less. - Shut up. 137 00:09:47,603 --> 00:09:51,300 You know what makes me happy, Richie? Global positioning systems. 138 00:09:51,741 --> 00:09:53,231 GPS to the layperson. 139 00:09:54,644 --> 00:09:55,668 NASA technology... 140 00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:58,675 ...in the palm of your hand. Know what this little fucker does? 141 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,577 This guy sends a signal up into outer space. 142 00:10:02,285 --> 00:10:03,775 Signal. 143 00:10:03,953 --> 00:10:05,682 Satellite gets it, turns it around. 144 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,915 It's like, "Oh, thank you, GPS. I'm gonna send a signal to you. " 145 00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:11,793 Back to the palm of your hand. Technology, man. 146 00:10:11,961 --> 00:10:13,394 It's fucking remarkable. 147 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,860 It is un-fucking-believable. 148 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:21,868 Wade, you gotta bounce, dude. Tell your dumb shit to somebody else. 149 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:24,569 Why, because I'm fucking teaching you something? 150 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:25,764 That's probably it. 151 00:10:30,980 --> 00:10:34,040 Say, Richie, old buddy, I'm gonna bounce. 152 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:36,514 You do that, brother. Okay. - I'm spent. 153 00:10:36,686 --> 00:10:39,280 May the Force be with your Schwartz. 154 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:44,288 You're in so much trouble. 155 00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,758 Oh. 156 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,646 Fuck, yes. 157 00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:57,191 I love you. 158 00:11:57,666 --> 00:12:00,499 And you. And you. 159 00:12:01,337 --> 00:12:02,804 I even love you. 160 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,430 Oh, my God. Look at this shit. 161 00:12:09,178 --> 00:12:10,770 What the fuck? What the fuck?! 162 00:12:10,946 --> 00:12:13,244 What's this? No, no! No! No! 163 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:20,119 That must be the camp that Wade was talking about. 164 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,121 - Let's check it out. - No, I wanna go this way. 165 00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:29,025 Come on. 166 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,195 Come on. 167 00:12:45,781 --> 00:12:47,043 Wow, look at that. 168 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:55,151 Mike, where are you going? 169 00:12:55,324 --> 00:12:56,723 Let's go inside. - No. 170 00:12:56,892 --> 00:12:59,122 - Where's your sense of adventure? - Oh, come on. 171 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,092 Come on. What are you scared of? 172 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:02,924 No. 173 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:14,536 I am willing to bet there's some pretty cool shit in here. 174 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:22,749 Mike, don't go in there. What if some homeless person lives here? 175 00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:24,647 No homeless person lives here. 176 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,021 You hungry? 177 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,395 Wow. 178 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:49,672 Look at how old this shit is. 179 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,376 It's like it was dragged here from another century. 180 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,034 Check this out. 181 00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:39,151 Hey. It looks like you. 182 00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:45,089 - No, it doesn't. - Yeah, it does. 183 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,958 It's cool, you should keep it. 184 00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,518 It's a little kid's room. 185 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:21,634 Wasn't Jason the name from Wade's story? 186 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,362 - I wanna go. - What? 187 00:15:23,539 --> 00:15:25,370 - Like, right now. - Oh, come on. 188 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,565 Please? 189 00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,935 You like that? - Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me. 190 00:15:30,112 --> 00:15:32,239 - No, I think I'm gonna... - Oh, no. Don't do that again. 191 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:34,879 We'll do it at the same time. - Hang on. 192 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,450 - I'm almost there. - Shit. I heard something. 193 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:40,919 Stop it. Wait, I'm serious. 194 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,823 - What? - I think Wade's watching us. 195 00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:45,993 What? 196 00:15:46,261 --> 00:15:48,320 Well, fuck it, let the perv watch. 197 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,465 Right? 198 00:15:52,635 --> 00:15:54,193 Shit. 199 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,533 Wade. 200 00:15:56,872 --> 00:16:00,672 Dude, if you're out there whacking off, man, that is not cool. 201 00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:03,369 Come on, dude. 202 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:07,773 I think we're good. 203 00:16:16,859 --> 00:16:18,451 Don't come yet. No, no. 204 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:20,060 - Tell me when you want to. Wait. 205 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:22,720 Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay. 206 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,464 Shit. Fuck. Shit. 207 00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:31,971 Okay. 208 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,240 Wade! 209 00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:42,012 I'm gonna kill you. 210 00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:50,049 Okay? 211 00:16:50,225 --> 00:16:51,590 - Okay? - Okay. 212 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,853 No, go get him. Tell him to leave us alone. 213 00:16:57,232 --> 00:17:00,360 I'm not gonna go out there with a boner. 214 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,127 Well, you're not getting any until you do. 215 00:17:03,706 --> 00:17:07,665 - Go. - Do not move, okay? 216 00:17:34,503 --> 00:17:36,027 Richie? 217 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,115 Richie, stop fucking around. 218 00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,155 Wade. 219 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:04,896 Dude, you jump out from a tree, I'm gonna punch you in your face, I shit you not. 220 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,900 Come on, man. I gotta get back to the fucking tent. 221 00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,174 Holy shit. 222 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,949 You fucking jerk, you found the weed. 223 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,293 Wade. Wade! 224 00:18:49,745 --> 00:18:52,475 Wade. Wade. 225 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,284 Amanda! 226 00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:15,695 Amanda! Goddamn! 227 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:17,837 Richie! 228 00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,808 Fuck! 229 00:19:28,016 --> 00:19:29,347 Richie! 230 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,485 Oh, God! 231 00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,399 Cool. 232 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:10,282 Whitney, you've gotta see this. 233 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,791 Mike. Come on. 234 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:16,897 No, I'm serious. You've gotta see this. Somebody's been here. 235 00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,205 What is that? 236 00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,902 There's something in there. 237 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,514 - Looks like some kind of a doll. - Are you crazy? 238 00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:43,947 Oh, my God! Ah! - Ah! 239 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,363 There's something out there. 240 00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:57,365 - Stay here. - No. 241 00:21:17,659 --> 00:21:19,820 Ah! Oh, my God! 242 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,023 Get away, get back! 243 00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:24,990 Get off the floor! 244 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:29,233 - Get up! - Mike! 245 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,395 Holy fuck! 246 00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:33,540 - Ah! Mike! 247 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:39,611 - Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. - Get out! 248 00:21:39,781 --> 00:21:43,615 - Mike. Mike, get up. Come on. - Go! 249 00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:07,966 Help me! 250 00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:12,143 - Mike! Mike! - Run. 251 00:22:13,181 --> 00:22:15,513 Run! Run, Whitney! 252 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:40,335 Oh, my God. 253 00:22:41,643 --> 00:22:42,837 Oh, God. 254 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,723 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 255 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:09,669 Whitney! Whitney, help. Whitney, please. Help! 256 00:23:09,838 --> 00:23:10,998 Whitney! Whitney. 257 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:13,438 Whitney! 258 00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:21,242 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 259 00:23:23,418 --> 00:23:24,680 Shit. 260 00:23:28,056 --> 00:23:30,354 Come on. Shit. 261 00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:38,489 Come on. 262 00:24:22,077 --> 00:24:25,740 Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus. 263 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,678 Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help? 264 00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:37,217 Dude, you're gonna ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? Shit. 265 00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:39,987 Okay. Nolan. 266 00:24:40,162 --> 00:24:41,925 How about I pay, you pump? 267 00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:44,965 Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too. 268 00:24:45,367 --> 00:24:48,666 Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later. 269 00:24:52,474 --> 00:24:56,843 Whoa. Hey, bro, that's... I have a heart murmur. What are you doing? 270 00:25:00,615 --> 00:25:02,947 Thank you. Where'd you get a knapsack like that? 271 00:25:03,118 --> 00:25:06,315 It was a present, actually. But I'm looking for my sister. 272 00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:08,820 She's gone missing, about a month and a half ago. 273 00:25:10,158 --> 00:25:13,685 My parent's cabin is stocked. You think you're actually gonna get laid? 274 00:25:13,862 --> 00:25:16,160 Your parents do not have Combos or Funyuns. 275 00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:18,822 They definitely don't have Fritos. And this is... 276 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,160 ...not for sex. 277 00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:23,498 - What are you gonna use them for? - It's an experiment. 278 00:25:24,406 --> 00:25:27,534 Okay. So just get behind me. I'm not gonna pay for that shit. 279 00:25:27,709 --> 00:25:30,974 Would you mind if I maybe just put a flyer in the window or something? 280 00:25:31,146 --> 00:25:33,808 Oh, I heard about that. That's sad. 281 00:25:34,482 --> 00:25:37,781 If it was up to me, you could wallpaper the whole place with them... 282 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,944 ...but the owner makes the rules. 283 00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,520 And he's a real: 284 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,149 Um... 285 00:25:46,328 --> 00:25:50,560 Well, is he here? Maybe I could talk to him. Maybe if he understands the situation... 286 00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:52,029 Are you gonna buy something? 287 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,966 I mean, you've been up here for quite a while yapping, so... 288 00:25:57,606 --> 00:25:59,130 Sure. Yeah. 289 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:02,572 Thanks. So we have two waters and some gas. 290 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,074 Two waters and some gas. 291 00:26:05,247 --> 00:26:06,976 Guess I'm an asshole. 292 00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:12,012 You okay, bro? Is everything good? 293 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,981 Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks. 294 00:26:14,222 --> 00:26:15,917 But I'm not your bro. 295 00:26:16,524 --> 00:26:19,084 So you don't wanna be friends? You don't wanna hang out? 296 00:26:19,261 --> 00:26:21,889 Let it go, Trent. - It's not me. This guy's being a dick. 297 00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:25,026 Yeah, it's me. Obviously, I'm the one being a dick. 298 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,591 Sir, thank you very much anyways. 299 00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:30,465 Yep. - I'm sorry. 300 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,233 Thank you. 301 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:43,345 Seat belts. 302 00:27:26,061 --> 00:27:27,289 Welcome back, Clay. 303 00:27:28,797 --> 00:27:30,628 You mean that, Officer Bracke? 304 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:33,131 Son, I know you think we're not on your side... 305 00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:36,668 ...that we're just a bunch of dumb country hicks out here. 306 00:27:38,206 --> 00:27:41,039 I put two 10-year veterans on that case. 307 00:27:41,209 --> 00:27:45,305 We did three dozen interviews and ran a county-wide search for your sister. 308 00:27:45,714 --> 00:27:48,615 You know how many thousands of people disappear every year... 309 00:27:48,783 --> 00:27:50,910 ...even in this state alone? 310 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,553 But there's no evidence that anything happened to Whitney... 311 00:27:54,723 --> 00:27:59,751 ...or any of those other kids at Crystal Lake. There's no car, no witnesses. 312 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:02,293 Nothing. 313 00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:07,196 One of those kids was her boyfriend, right? 314 00:28:08,169 --> 00:28:09,193 Right. 315 00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:11,127 Well... 316 00:28:11,973 --> 00:28:14,407 ...they probably just took off together. 317 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:18,241 Our mother just died of cancer. Did I tell you that? 318 00:28:18,413 --> 00:28:21,143 - No, sir. - Well, she did. 319 00:28:22,217 --> 00:28:24,481 She was sick for a long time... 320 00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:28,620 ...and Whitney took care of her every single day. 321 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,525 And then my sister didn't show up for the funeral. 322 00:28:35,096 --> 00:28:38,327 See, you just don't know my sister. That's not possible. 323 00:28:38,867 --> 00:28:39,959 Well... 324 00:28:40,402 --> 00:28:42,370 ...she's not here, son. 325 00:28:43,371 --> 00:28:47,637 Might wanna try looking someplace else. That's what the other families are doing. 326 00:29:03,591 --> 00:29:05,149 Can you say that with a...? - Wow. 327 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:07,317 Can you say that with a little more hatred? 328 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,395 Nice. - Shit. 329 00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:16,069 Sir Lancelot, thank you. 330 00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:18,228 Oh, man down. - Take it easy, guys. 331 00:29:18,406 --> 00:29:20,601 Is anyone getting a signal out here? 332 00:29:20,775 --> 00:29:23,869 Are you fucking with me? I got business I gotta do this weekend. 333 00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,307 What business? 334 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,414 Music. I'm trying to start a label. 335 00:29:27,582 --> 00:29:29,777 Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap? 336 00:29:31,486 --> 00:29:33,215 Why you gotta go racial? 337 00:29:33,655 --> 00:29:36,123 Look, don't put me in a box, all right? 338 00:29:36,291 --> 00:29:39,055 What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day? 339 00:29:39,294 --> 00:29:41,956 You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music? 340 00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,119 Rap. 341 00:29:50,271 --> 00:29:51,898 Here it is. 342 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,000 Oh, my God. - Yep. 343 00:29:54,175 --> 00:29:57,269 All right, we have two bedrooms upstairs. We've got one down. 344 00:29:57,445 --> 00:29:59,640 Someone can take the couch. It's comfy as hell. 345 00:29:59,814 --> 00:30:02,112 Wow. Nice, huh? 346 00:30:02,283 --> 00:30:04,478 Damn. That is a fierce pussy. 347 00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:06,643 It's a bobcat. It's my dad's first kill. 348 00:30:06,821 --> 00:30:09,881 I didn't think this long-ass car ride was gonna be worth it... 349 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,821 ...but it's kind of worth it. 350 00:30:11,993 --> 00:30:13,483 This is bigger than the dorm. 351 00:30:13,661 --> 00:30:16,528 What can I say? Hey, take your feet off the table, please. 352 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,694 So make yourselves at home. 353 00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:27,239 - What do you wanna do first? What do you wanna do? 354 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,239 Oh, well... 355 00:30:30,278 --> 00:30:34,078 I brought Sweet Lucille. I think you all need to meet her. 356 00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:42,120 Lucille? Baby, is that you? 357 00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:44,155 - Lawrence, you've been cheating. - No. 358 00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:46,691 - I saw you with a bowl the other night. - No, you... 359 00:30:46,861 --> 00:30:48,260 A bowl. 360 00:31:07,515 --> 00:31:09,176 Hello? 361 00:31:10,718 --> 00:31:12,345 Hello? 362 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:19,684 Hello? 363 00:31:21,896 --> 00:31:23,090 Hello? 364 00:31:38,746 --> 00:31:40,270 Christ. 365 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,983 - I just wanted to ask you a question. - Hush. 366 00:31:55,096 --> 00:31:58,827 I wanted to ask you if maybe you've seen somebody. 367 00:31:59,601 --> 00:32:01,193 My sister. 368 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,897 She came camping up around here with some friends... 369 00:32:05,073 --> 00:32:07,064 ...and she's gone missing. 370 00:32:08,810 --> 00:32:11,176 She ain't missing. She's dead. 371 00:32:12,981 --> 00:32:15,313 - What? - People go missing around here... 372 00:32:15,483 --> 00:32:17,075 ...they're gone for good. 373 00:32:17,785 --> 00:32:20,015 Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. 374 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,621 They bring trouble. 375 00:32:21,789 --> 00:32:23,416 We just wanna be left alone. 376 00:32:23,591 --> 00:32:25,388 And so does he. 377 00:32:26,060 --> 00:32:27,391 So does who? 378 00:32:31,132 --> 00:32:33,464 Ma'am, please. So does who? 379 00:32:42,977 --> 00:32:46,413 You, baby. It's all you. - Stop peer-pressuring me. 380 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,818 - Oh, no. - Oh, shit. 381 00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:58,618 - Yes! My fucking eye! 382 00:32:58,793 --> 00:33:03,423 Guys, watch the floor, all right, please? That's stained oak. 383 00:33:03,598 --> 00:33:07,432 - This is an outside game. Come on. Wait, I got foam in my contact. 384 00:33:13,474 --> 00:33:15,772 Hey. This is a great spot. 385 00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:18,902 Do you wanna go for a hike? Get some exercise? 386 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,107 That'd be nice, but, well, I can't exactly leave them here alone. 387 00:33:23,718 --> 00:33:25,117 What are you talking about? 388 00:33:27,488 --> 00:33:29,752 Have you seen what they're doing inside? 389 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:32,419 Crazy. Some drunken hoodlums. 390 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:34,720 - Hoodlums? - Hoodlums. 391 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,090 What do you think they're gonna do? 392 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,393 - I mean, steal the deer head? - You're right. 393 00:33:40,568 --> 00:33:44,060 How are they gonna pull off the getaway? We're leaving in the same car. 394 00:33:44,238 --> 00:33:45,967 Come on. Do you want some exercise? 395 00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:49,234 Because I have this really great move that I've been practicing... 396 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,742 ...and I need someone to practice it with. 397 00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:54,882 Very charming. Very charming. 398 00:33:55,049 --> 00:33:56,710 Oh, come on. 399 00:33:57,785 --> 00:33:59,912 - You wanna go on a hike? - You like hikes now? 400 00:34:00,088 --> 00:34:01,988 - I love hikes. - I knew it. 401 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,987 Will you get me a beer? 402 00:34:35,957 --> 00:34:37,652 Excuse me. 403 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,821 Sir? 404 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:47,994 - Hey! - Oh, shit. Jesus. 405 00:34:52,106 --> 00:34:53,539 Sorry. 406 00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:57,343 Jesus Christ. 407 00:34:57,745 --> 00:34:59,440 You're fucking lucky there, stretch. 408 00:34:59,614 --> 00:35:03,550 Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy. 409 00:35:05,086 --> 00:35:08,578 Look, I didn't mean to startle you. I was trying to get your attention. 410 00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:11,020 This is Mr. Garikes' property. 411 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:15,026 You're lucky that old mummy fart didn't put buckshots in your ass. 412 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,029 Somebody's been stealing his fucking kerosene too. 413 00:35:18,432 --> 00:35:21,128 Look, I just came in here to ask you something, okay? 414 00:35:21,302 --> 00:35:23,702 I'm looking for this girl. Have you seen her? 415 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:25,736 She's been missing for about a month. 416 00:35:26,474 --> 00:35:28,738 I wish I had, man. 417 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:31,870 - I ain't seen her, though. - Thanks. 418 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:33,613 - Take care. - You too. 419 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,843 Shit. Hey, hey, hey. 420 00:35:37,018 --> 00:35:39,919 I forgot, did you wanna buy some weed? 421 00:35:40,087 --> 00:35:44,319 Seriously, I found a fucking shit ton of it growing out there. A little bushel. 422 00:35:44,492 --> 00:35:46,824 - Sell you some. - No. Thanks. 423 00:35:46,994 --> 00:35:49,462 - You sure? I got a whole bunch of it. - I'm good. 424 00:35:49,630 --> 00:35:50,722 You sure? 425 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:52,957 It's your fucking loss, dude. 426 00:35:53,134 --> 00:35:55,694 It'll fuck your shit up, boy. 427 00:35:56,070 --> 00:35:57,367 Good times... 428 00:35:57,538 --> 00:35:58,562 ...fucker. 429 00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:02,000 Just relax, okay? These guys are your guests. 430 00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:03,871 If you're... 431 00:36:04,545 --> 00:36:08,538 If you're not comfortable having them here, then why did you invite them? 432 00:36:09,317 --> 00:36:11,547 So they could admire your place? 433 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:14,813 No. I just wanted to have a good weekend. You know? 434 00:36:15,723 --> 00:36:18,954 Hey, guys. Wanna check out the other side of the lake with us? 435 00:36:21,028 --> 00:36:24,122 Um... You know what? It's getting, you know... 436 00:36:24,298 --> 00:36:28,257 No. That's okay. It's... It's okay. It's getting kind of late. 437 00:36:28,536 --> 00:36:29,560 - Yeah. - Okay. 438 00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:30,829 Take my truck. 439 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:33,669 - Nice. - I trust you. 440 00:36:33,841 --> 00:36:36,742 Can you do me a favor? Will you take the gas cans to the boat? 441 00:36:36,911 --> 00:36:40,312 It's on the south end of the lake. Just take a right onto Town Road. 442 00:36:40,481 --> 00:36:42,005 - Take a right. - Okay, and then? 443 00:36:42,183 --> 00:36:44,447 Why don't you just type "boat" into the nav? 444 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:46,018 - Technology, right? - See you. 445 00:36:46,187 --> 00:36:49,122 - Have fun. - Later. 446 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:53,186 Don't drive my boat. 447 00:36:53,361 --> 00:36:55,625 I'm the only one that drives the boat, okay? 448 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:57,420 Aye, aye, captain. 449 00:36:57,598 --> 00:36:58,826 Damn straight. 450 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:05,932 What does that say about me that the second Trent said... 451 00:37:06,107 --> 00:37:09,008 ..."Don't take my boat out," it was guaranteed that I would. 452 00:37:09,176 --> 00:37:10,905 It means you're a sociopath. 453 00:37:11,078 --> 00:37:14,172 Now, what does it say about me that I find that hot? 454 00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:23,423 Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for my sister and... 455 00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:26,282 Hey. 456 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:31,229 - No luck? - No. No, not yet. 457 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,527 - May I? - Yeah. 458 00:37:34,702 --> 00:37:36,363 - Thank you. - Sure. 459 00:37:36,537 --> 00:37:38,095 She's pretty. 460 00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:42,232 Thanks. 461 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:44,677 Do you wanna come in for a second, grab a drink? 462 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,369 Uh... 463 00:37:47,214 --> 00:37:50,206 I don't think your boyfriend would like that too much. 464 00:37:50,384 --> 00:37:51,908 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 465 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:56,279 And here we have the stoned American male, foraging for food. 466 00:37:57,558 --> 00:37:59,048 Thanks. 467 00:38:04,398 --> 00:38:05,797 This should be interesting. 468 00:38:08,302 --> 00:38:10,793 Hey, Trent, you remember... 469 00:38:12,139 --> 00:38:13,163 Clay. 470 00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:17,277 Yeah. Of course I remember Clay. 471 00:38:17,611 --> 00:38:18,873 Why is he in my house? 472 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,076 Hey, new guy. Beer? 473 00:38:22,249 --> 00:38:26,913 No, no. He's gotta get going. You got flyers to pass out, right? 474 00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:28,611 Yeah. 475 00:38:29,156 --> 00:38:30,350 Right. 476 00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:33,152 - Look, if you're hungry, we... - Okay. 477 00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:37,525 Look, Clay, obviously she's just trying to be nice. 478 00:38:37,698 --> 00:38:41,031 But you can't stay here. No offense, but this is a private party. 479 00:38:41,202 --> 00:38:43,432 - I don't know you. - No, you don't know me. 480 00:38:43,604 --> 00:38:45,663 That's so funny, I just said that. 481 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,070 Like two seconds ago, that I don't know you. 482 00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:51,734 I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know... 483 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:54,005 - Yeah? - Yeah. 484 00:38:54,281 --> 00:38:55,475 What happens then? 485 00:38:55,649 --> 00:38:59,141 Hey, look. Take it easy, Trent, all right? I'll just... I'll walk you out. 486 00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:00,986 Yeah. 487 00:39:01,355 --> 00:39:03,915 Jenna. Jenna, come on. Where you going? 488 00:39:11,966 --> 00:39:13,558 Sorry about that. 489 00:39:13,734 --> 00:39:16,567 That's all right. It's his house, you know? 490 00:39:16,737 --> 00:39:17,965 Where's your car? 491 00:39:18,139 --> 00:39:20,630 I do not have a car, but I do have her. 492 00:39:20,808 --> 00:39:22,901 - Nice. - Thanks. 493 00:39:23,077 --> 00:39:26,774 - This thing runs? - Yeah. Yeah, it runs. 494 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,040 So where you off to next? 495 00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:33,243 I haven't been to the other side of the lake, so I was gonna go check that out. 496 00:39:33,421 --> 00:39:36,390 - Do you want some company? - I'd love some company. 497 00:40:04,118 --> 00:40:06,245 What's up, beaver bear? 498 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,687 It's a big motherfucker, huh? 499 00:40:27,775 --> 00:40:28,867 Fuck, yeah. 500 00:40:30,778 --> 00:40:32,803 You hot bitch. 501 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:39,444 Let Daddy have a little lick. 502 00:40:43,257 --> 00:40:47,216 You like that, bitch? You know you do. 503 00:40:51,632 --> 00:40:53,725 What the fuck was that? 504 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:58,768 Don't smoke my weed, motherfucker. 505 00:41:01,842 --> 00:41:05,039 Somebody better not be stealing the kerosene up there. 506 00:41:30,771 --> 00:41:31,863 Shit. 507 00:42:08,175 --> 00:42:09,506 Gina. 508 00:42:10,077 --> 00:42:12,307 It's just you, baby. 509 00:42:14,081 --> 00:42:16,242 It's been a long time, Gina. 510 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:19,045 You remember that special night we had? 511 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:21,415 You remember when you took my virginity? 512 00:42:21,589 --> 00:42:22,613 You're sexy. 513 00:42:23,224 --> 00:42:27,285 You're still tight as ever. I'm gonna fucking pound you so hard. 514 00:42:27,728 --> 00:42:29,559 What the fuck? 515 00:42:40,441 --> 00:42:41,465 What the...? 516 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,304 That shit ain't fucking right, dude. What the fuck? 517 00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:35,426 You think we should take the boat out? He's gonna find out. 518 00:43:35,596 --> 00:43:37,188 - I knew it. - What? 519 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:41,528 You're inhibited. You talk a big game, but inside you're just a scared little girl. 520 00:43:41,702 --> 00:43:44,569 Oh, really? Oh, okay, fine. 521 00:43:44,738 --> 00:43:47,707 You wanna find out who's really scared? Let's do it. 522 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,571 All right. Let's go. 523 00:43:53,013 --> 00:43:55,811 So you and your sister must be pretty close. 524 00:43:56,517 --> 00:43:59,486 We were pretty close when we were younger. We kind of drifted. 525 00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:02,781 I mean, I bailed when I was 17, and she stayed with my mom. 526 00:44:04,191 --> 00:44:05,818 She kind of had to, I guess. 527 00:44:06,427 --> 00:44:09,453 I don't know, she's always been the responsible one. 528 00:44:11,765 --> 00:44:13,699 So when's the last time you talked to her? 529 00:44:14,702 --> 00:44:18,900 About six months ago. We got in a fight, actually. 530 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:23,066 She called and said she wanted to see me, said she was counting on me... 531 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:24,767 ...and I never showed. 532 00:44:24,945 --> 00:44:26,606 Excuse me. 533 00:44:29,516 --> 00:44:31,143 What is that? 534 00:44:31,318 --> 00:44:33,115 It's a GPS. 535 00:44:48,702 --> 00:44:50,829 - All right, you ready? - Ready. Let's do it. 536 00:44:56,877 --> 00:44:58,174 Yeah. Oh, shit. 537 00:45:04,318 --> 00:45:05,649 Yeah. 538 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:12,755 Yeah. 539 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,326 Pick it, pick it. 540 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,525 Oh, you like the balls in your hand, huh? 541 00:45:21,702 --> 00:45:23,761 Which one? Which one is it? Is that the one? 542 00:45:23,937 --> 00:45:26,235 - Those feel good, don't they? - That's the one. 543 00:45:26,407 --> 00:45:27,772 Shoot. 544 00:45:30,911 --> 00:45:32,378 Fuck. 545 00:45:32,546 --> 00:45:34,878 One of you has gotta shoot the boot. 546 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:36,508 That's you, babe. 547 00:45:36,683 --> 00:45:37,911 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 548 00:45:38,085 --> 00:45:40,679 You missed. I've been carrying you the entire game. 549 00:45:40,854 --> 00:45:43,015 Come on, baby. Drink up, drink up, drink up. 550 00:45:43,190 --> 00:45:47,593 Shoot the boot, shoot the boot, shoot the boot. 551 00:45:47,761 --> 00:45:50,321 Shoot the boot. 552 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,557 Fuck that. I'm not drinking out of your sweaty-ass sneaker. 553 00:45:53,734 --> 00:45:55,429 You lost 10 in a row. Shoot. 554 00:45:55,602 --> 00:45:58,002 My house, my rules. I'm not drinking that shit. 555 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:00,003 Fine. - Oh, no. 556 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,938 - To all the felching... - No. No. 557 00:46:03,110 --> 00:46:04,543 ...welching... - Yes. 558 00:46:04,711 --> 00:46:06,941 ...pussies of the world. 559 00:46:08,715 --> 00:46:10,979 That's disgusting. 560 00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,725 Oh! 561 00:46:40,681 --> 00:46:42,148 Yeah. 562 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,888 What are you doing, Nolan?! 563 00:47:01,335 --> 00:47:02,666 Nolan! 564 00:47:05,772 --> 00:47:09,333 Nolan. Oh, my God. 565 00:47:13,981 --> 00:47:15,312 Nolan. 566 00:47:15,816 --> 00:47:17,545 Oh, God. Oh, God. 567 00:47:17,718 --> 00:47:19,345 Nolan? 568 00:47:21,622 --> 00:47:24,147 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. 569 00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:34,928 What do you want from me? 570 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,660 Oh, my God. 571 00:48:12,217 --> 00:48:14,344 I never liked camp. Why? 572 00:48:15,554 --> 00:48:19,684 Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper. 573 00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:30,365 Know what? Wait. Maybe we should check these cabins out, you know? 574 00:48:30,535 --> 00:48:32,435 - Sure. - Come on. 575 00:49:49,047 --> 00:49:52,483 Let's just check out this last cabin, then we'll head back. 576 00:50:05,797 --> 00:50:07,321 Come on. 577 00:50:56,514 --> 00:50:58,209 You really should call the police. 578 00:50:58,383 --> 00:51:01,250 I've already called. They're not looking for her anymore. 579 00:51:01,419 --> 00:51:03,216 No one is, except for me. 580 00:51:03,655 --> 00:51:05,282 Then they should look harder because... 581 00:51:05,457 --> 00:51:06,981 Oh! Ow. 582 00:51:07,158 --> 00:51:09,626 - You all right? - I'm okay, I'm okay. 583 00:51:09,828 --> 00:51:11,455 You sure? - Yeah. 584 00:51:16,201 --> 00:51:17,463 Let's get out of here. 585 00:51:19,905 --> 00:51:21,600 Watch your step. 586 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:35,351 Give me a sec, I gotta change out my batteries. 587 00:51:39,491 --> 00:51:42,483 - Someone's coming. - Oh, shit. Let's go. 588 00:51:53,805 --> 00:51:55,136 Oh, my God. 589 00:53:21,993 --> 00:53:23,722 Where's he going? 590 00:53:30,568 --> 00:53:33,503 - Oh, my God. We gotta go. - Shh. 591 00:53:33,671 --> 00:53:35,662 - I gotta follow him. He had a dead body. 592 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,673 - We gotta go. We gotta warn my friends. - Okay, okay. 593 00:54:13,211 --> 00:54:15,441 You okay? Yeah. 594 00:54:15,613 --> 00:54:17,171 What is that? 595 00:54:20,251 --> 00:54:22,344 Help! 596 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:26,314 Come on, let's go. 597 00:54:26,491 --> 00:54:27,890 - Yeah. - Let's go. 598 00:54:28,059 --> 00:54:29,822 Help me! 599 00:54:43,942 --> 00:54:46,069 Help me! 600 00:54:46,244 --> 00:54:48,235 Help! 601 00:54:52,283 --> 00:54:53,944 Help me! 602 00:56:28,913 --> 00:56:30,642 No. No. 603 00:57:12,423 --> 00:57:13,754 Please don't hurt me. 604 00:57:20,965 --> 00:57:22,830 It's okay. 605 00:57:26,104 --> 00:57:27,662 Jason. 606 00:57:27,839 --> 00:57:29,739 It's okay. 607 00:58:11,015 --> 00:58:12,778 Clay. 608 00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:26,625 Shit. 609 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:51,149 Come on. 610 00:59:07,004 --> 00:59:08,130 Shit. 611 00:59:17,982 --> 00:59:20,450 - This way. Come on. - Okay. 612 01:01:22,607 --> 01:01:24,598 In my next life... 613 01:01:25,243 --> 01:01:27,404 ...I wanna come back... 614 01:01:27,578 --> 01:01:31,070 ...as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts. 615 01:01:32,617 --> 01:01:36,485 - Just go over there and fucking talk to her. - Are you kidding me? 616 01:01:36,654 --> 01:01:39,817 I have a better shot at fucking a penguin than that girl. 617 01:01:47,231 --> 01:01:49,597 - Let's light this bad boy. - Great. 618 01:01:53,037 --> 01:01:54,732 Here we go. 619 01:01:56,274 --> 01:01:57,434 Yes. 620 01:01:57,608 --> 01:01:59,166 Hey. 621 01:01:59,343 --> 01:02:02,904 Here's to Daddy's shoes and fucking douche bags. 622 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,743 - Let's just all be one big happy cliché. - Yes. 623 01:02:06,918 --> 01:02:10,786 Dude, what the fuck? Please, try not to burn down my house. 624 01:02:13,824 --> 01:02:15,985 Did you forget how to drink that? 625 01:02:19,063 --> 01:02:20,724 Just bring it to your lips... 626 01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,827 ...blow... 627 01:02:25,336 --> 01:02:27,031 ...and suck. 628 01:02:28,205 --> 01:02:30,935 - You're really good at that. - Mm-hm. 629 01:02:36,881 --> 01:02:39,543 Fuck, dude! You just broke my dad's fucking chair. 630 01:02:39,717 --> 01:02:40,809 My fucking lip, man. 631 01:02:40,985 --> 01:02:44,318 I don't care about your fucking lip. This is a family heirloom. 632 01:02:44,488 --> 01:02:47,423 Oh, shit. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - Fuck! 633 01:02:47,592 --> 01:02:50,493 I just... No, I can fix this. I just need some tools. 634 01:02:50,661 --> 01:02:53,562 - He can fix it. - You better pull some MacGyver shit. 635 01:02:53,731 --> 01:02:56,029 All right, go to the toolshed. It's down the path. 636 01:02:56,767 --> 01:02:59,167 Yeah, okay. I'm just... Trent, I'm sorry, man. 637 01:02:59,337 --> 01:03:00,770 You won't be disappointed. 638 01:03:00,938 --> 01:03:03,429 They don't call me "wood wizard" because I masturbate. 639 01:03:03,608 --> 01:03:05,906 Grab a flashlight, you fucking idiot. 640 01:03:06,677 --> 01:03:07,769 Thanks. 641 01:03:10,414 --> 01:03:12,541 Forget about it. He'll fix it. 642 01:03:12,717 --> 01:03:14,617 Let's go finish this. 643 01:03:21,158 --> 01:03:23,820 That's a ugly fucking chair anyway. 644 01:03:24,295 --> 01:03:26,820 My name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair... 645 01:03:26,998 --> 01:03:29,831 ...and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it. 646 01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:40,040 Hey, now. 647 01:03:42,110 --> 01:03:43,839 Yes. 648 01:03:51,220 --> 01:03:53,950 You people are rich. 649 01:03:54,723 --> 01:03:56,691 Holy crap. 650 01:03:56,925 --> 01:04:00,861 Poor people call this a house. Jesus Christ. 651 01:04:07,836 --> 01:04:10,304 You have never used this shit. 652 01:04:10,572 --> 01:04:13,769 Fucking douche bag. Skis. What the fuck? 653 01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:20,979 Ha! Ha! 654 01:04:21,850 --> 01:04:25,047 "Lagavulin, product of Scotland. " 655 01:04:26,154 --> 01:04:27,485 Oh. 656 01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:30,022 That just smells like money. 657 01:04:34,429 --> 01:04:36,989 I knew there was a reason to be your friend, Trent. 658 01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:41,397 More? Oh, absolutely. No... All right, you don't have to force it on me. 659 01:04:43,405 --> 01:04:44,429 Fuck. 660 01:04:44,606 --> 01:04:46,540 You can grease wheels with this shit. 661 01:04:46,975 --> 01:04:48,943 That's payment for being a douche bag. 662 01:04:52,681 --> 01:04:53,909 Okay. 663 01:05:00,155 --> 01:05:01,554 Okay. 664 01:05:01,924 --> 01:05:03,551 Okay. 665 01:05:04,459 --> 01:05:05,790 Oh, yeah. 666 01:05:06,061 --> 01:05:08,894 Oh, wow. Your tits are stupendous. 667 01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,026 Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special, huh? 668 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,168 That's what I do. 669 01:05:19,308 --> 01:05:22,004 Yeah, they can go. Take off my pants. 670 01:05:22,177 --> 01:05:23,701 They can go. 671 01:05:37,259 --> 01:05:39,159 Oh, man. 672 01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:42,428 All right. Let's see what you've got. 673 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:48,028 All right, give me something, baby. What you got for me? Give me something. 674 01:05:48,203 --> 01:05:50,899 Goddamn. Not even a swimsuit? Shit. 675 01:05:51,073 --> 01:05:53,633 Goddamn winter catalog. 676 01:05:53,809 --> 01:05:55,037 Oh, okay. 677 01:05:58,413 --> 01:06:00,040 Gonna have to do. 678 01:06:04,186 --> 01:06:07,280 Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day. 679 01:06:16,698 --> 01:06:18,131 All right. 680 01:06:19,101 --> 01:06:21,501 Shit. You scared the piss out of me. 681 01:06:21,670 --> 01:06:25,106 Where is everybody? There's a guy out there carrying a dead body. 682 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:26,604 Jenna, where's the phone? 683 01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:28,436 I don't know. Over there? 684 01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:32,569 You fucking with me because I'm high? That's not cool. I just finished smoking. 685 01:06:32,748 --> 01:06:34,511 Where's the phone? 686 01:06:37,419 --> 01:06:39,353 Hi, I want to report a homicide. 687 01:06:39,521 --> 01:06:40,749 Clay Miller. 688 01:06:40,922 --> 01:06:43,447 Yeah, I'm at a house by Crystal Lake. It's... 689 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,183 Yeah, that's it. Hurry. 690 01:06:46,528 --> 01:06:48,291 They said they're sending someone. 691 01:06:48,463 --> 01:06:49,987 - Police? Yeah. 692 01:06:50,165 --> 01:06:53,362 - Where is everybody else? - I don't know. I've been here all day. 693 01:06:53,535 --> 01:06:56,003 Chelsea and Nolan left, like, hours ago to the lake. 694 01:06:56,171 --> 01:06:58,639 - Well, what about Trent? Bree? - They're in the bedroom. 695 01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:06,370 - Your tits are fucking just... - I know. 696 01:07:06,548 --> 01:07:07,845 ...so juicy, dude. 697 01:07:10,519 --> 01:07:12,419 You got perfect nipple placement, baby. 698 01:07:15,857 --> 01:07:17,654 This better not go on the fucking Internet. 699 01:07:19,161 --> 01:07:23,689 You should win in a fucking titty contest. 700 01:07:30,772 --> 01:07:33,002 Trent, Bree. You guys in there? 701 01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:38,843 Trent! Bree! 702 01:07:39,014 --> 01:07:40,504 Shut the fuck up! 703 01:07:41,416 --> 01:07:43,008 Get out here! 704 01:07:43,185 --> 01:07:45,244 They're just fucking with us. 705 01:07:47,656 --> 01:07:49,886 - Ignore her. Come on, guys. 706 01:07:50,325 --> 01:07:52,885 Get out here. There's a guy out there. 707 01:07:53,061 --> 01:07:55,723 We're busy in here, baby. - Trent. 708 01:08:30,765 --> 01:08:31,823 Yeah. 709 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:35,331 Okay. All right, Trent. Let me educate you. 710 01:08:35,504 --> 01:08:39,873 You ever seen a crossover before, huh? I'm gonna show you right now. 711 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:42,669 I'll bet you never... Whoa. Ow. 712 01:08:42,844 --> 01:08:44,744 Jesus. 713 01:08:51,153 --> 01:08:52,643 Hey. 714 01:08:53,455 --> 01:08:55,355 Now, this is a man's sport. 715 01:08:57,159 --> 01:08:59,957 You're even curved to the left, like my penis. 716 01:09:02,030 --> 01:09:04,191 Okay, it's overtime. Line change. 717 01:09:04,633 --> 01:09:05,793 Chewie's on the ice. 718 01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:09,960 Send the puck around the back of the net. Here we go. Pass back to the middle. Oh! 719 01:09:14,376 --> 01:09:15,434 Oh, my... 720 01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:17,703 No, no, no. 721 01:09:20,815 --> 01:09:22,544 Shit. 722 01:09:25,854 --> 01:09:27,185 Shit. 723 01:09:36,598 --> 01:09:39,897 Oh, God. You scared the shit out of me, bro. 724 01:09:41,836 --> 01:09:44,031 Are you looking for this? 725 01:09:44,206 --> 01:09:48,165 Because it completes your outfit. 726 01:09:51,913 --> 01:09:53,107 Oh, fuck. 727 01:09:57,052 --> 01:09:58,883 What the fuck? Oh, Jesus. 728 01:10:10,932 --> 01:10:12,229 No. 729 01:11:08,523 --> 01:11:10,684 Oh, my God, baby. Getting close. 730 01:11:10,992 --> 01:11:12,152 - Yeah? - Yeah. 731 01:11:12,327 --> 01:11:13,851 I got eight seconds, then I'm going. 732 01:11:15,964 --> 01:11:17,932 Oh, God. 733 01:11:30,011 --> 01:11:31,137 Oh, God. 734 01:11:36,151 --> 01:11:37,379 I'm going soon. I'm going. 735 01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:42,954 No. 736 01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:02,703 That was... 737 01:12:02,877 --> 01:12:04,742 Stupendous? 738 01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:09,974 To say the least, yeah. 739 01:12:15,690 --> 01:12:19,285 Who's messing with the lights? - Oh, shit. Chewie's still out there. 740 01:12:20,428 --> 01:12:23,295 - Phone's dead. Do you have a cell? Nothing has a signal. 741 01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:24,727 What are you doing here? 742 01:12:24,899 --> 01:12:26,457 Trent... - Get the fuck out, buddy. 743 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,659 - Easy. - He's just trying to help us. 744 01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:33,336 You leave with this guy for eight hours, fucking all over the woods? 745 01:12:33,708 --> 01:12:36,609 You know what? Why don't both of you just get the fuck out? 746 01:12:36,778 --> 01:12:38,746 - There's a bigger problem... - Shut up. 747 01:12:38,913 --> 01:12:41,279 Are you serious? There is a killer out there. 748 01:12:41,449 --> 01:12:42,973 He's the one who cut the lights. 749 01:12:43,151 --> 01:12:46,678 Trent, don't you get it? Chelsea and Nolan never came back. 750 01:12:46,855 --> 01:12:48,288 Lawrence, what are you doing? 751 01:12:48,456 --> 01:12:51,152 My boy's still out there. I'm gonna go get him. 752 01:12:51,559 --> 01:12:53,322 No, man. Don't go out there. Please. 753 01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:56,328 Look, I told, all right? You can't get a handle on me. 754 01:12:56,765 --> 01:12:58,756 I'll surprise you every time. 755 01:13:26,895 --> 01:13:28,385 Chewie? 756 01:13:35,303 --> 01:13:37,032 Hey, Chewie? 757 01:13:44,979 --> 01:13:46,810 Chew, you in there? 758 01:14:15,109 --> 01:14:16,440 Chewie? 759 01:14:18,446 --> 01:14:20,437 Chewie, you in here? 760 01:15:21,910 --> 01:15:23,502 Oh, fuck. 761 01:15:32,654 --> 01:15:33,985 Get the fuck off me. 762 01:15:40,528 --> 01:15:42,826 Take that, motherfucker. 763 01:16:07,989 --> 01:16:11,220 Guys, this is bullshit. The power goes out here all the time. 764 01:16:13,828 --> 01:16:15,489 Help me! 765 01:16:16,965 --> 01:16:20,059 Help! Help me! 766 01:16:20,234 --> 01:16:22,259 Please, help me. 767 01:16:22,503 --> 01:16:24,698 - Lawrence. - No, no, no. You can't go out there. 768 01:16:24,872 --> 01:16:26,806 - We have to help him. No, we can't. 769 01:16:26,975 --> 01:16:29,739 He's using your friend as bait. He wants us to go out. 770 01:16:29,911 --> 01:16:31,503 Well, you don't know that. 771 01:16:31,679 --> 01:16:33,340 Jesus, where are the police? 772 01:16:33,514 --> 01:16:35,038 I can't move. 773 01:16:35,717 --> 01:16:37,344 - Help me! We have to help him. 774 01:16:37,785 --> 01:16:39,013 I can't die like this. 775 01:16:40,355 --> 01:16:42,414 Help me, please. Trent. 776 01:16:43,024 --> 01:16:44,855 Somebody, help. 777 01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:46,688 Oh, my God, please. 778 01:16:47,962 --> 01:16:49,054 I can't fucking... 779 01:16:49,797 --> 01:16:51,389 Somebody's gotta do something! 780 01:16:54,002 --> 01:16:55,492 Please. 781 01:17:01,542 --> 01:17:03,908 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 782 01:17:21,295 --> 01:17:24,890 Everyone's gonna be okay, all right? The cops are on their way. 783 01:17:28,503 --> 01:17:29,834 What are you doing? 784 01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,780 Trent. 785 01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:20,203 Jenna? 786 01:20:27,982 --> 01:20:29,506 Police. 787 01:20:29,684 --> 01:20:32,414 - Oh, thank God. Go, go. 788 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:35,884 Police, open up. 789 01:20:39,527 --> 01:20:43,293 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Go, go, go. Oh, my God. 790 01:20:50,605 --> 01:20:51,970 Get the door. 791 01:20:52,139 --> 01:20:53,766 Okay. Shit. 792 01:20:53,941 --> 01:20:57,001 - What are you doing? Is he inside? - He killed the cop. 793 01:20:57,979 --> 01:21:00,948 What the fuck, you got a gun? Let's go now. 794 01:21:03,584 --> 01:21:05,609 Jesus! What are you doing? 795 01:21:06,821 --> 01:21:08,254 Give me the gun. 796 01:21:08,623 --> 01:21:10,147 Someone's in there. 797 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,320 Check it out. 798 01:21:30,745 --> 01:21:32,440 Bree's dead. He killed Bree. 799 01:21:40,454 --> 01:21:41,853 Come on. 800 01:21:44,158 --> 01:21:45,489 Come on. 801 01:21:46,227 --> 01:21:48,889 There's no gun, no keys, nothing. Let's go. 802 01:21:55,403 --> 01:21:57,098 Where are the keys? 803 01:22:01,108 --> 01:22:04,509 - Help! We got officers down. - My keys are gone. Where are my keys? 804 01:22:04,679 --> 01:22:07,204 Hey, Jenna, fuck this guy. Let's get out of here. 805 01:22:13,421 --> 01:22:15,753 Go. Go. Go, go, go! Jesus. 806 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:27,861 Oh, my God. 807 01:22:56,530 --> 01:22:59,522 Shit. Where the fuck are you, gun? 808 01:23:00,368 --> 01:23:01,699 Fuck. 809 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:09,841 Fuck it. 810 01:24:57,418 --> 01:25:00,216 - Oh, my God, that's Chelsea. - We gotta keep moving. Go. 811 01:25:11,765 --> 01:25:13,733 All right, this way. 812 01:25:17,371 --> 01:25:19,305 Come on. Okay. 813 01:26:38,852 --> 01:26:40,513 Help! 814 01:26:40,988 --> 01:26:42,319 Shh. 815 01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:44,116 - What was that? Let me out! 816 01:26:44,291 --> 01:26:46,919 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 817 01:26:49,163 --> 01:26:51,290 Help me! 818 01:26:51,465 --> 01:26:52,989 Help me. 819 01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:03,063 This way. 820 01:28:22,556 --> 01:28:24,922 Clay? - Whitney. Whitney. 821 01:28:25,092 --> 01:28:27,322 Oh, God, Clay. Thank God. 822 01:28:27,494 --> 01:28:29,689 Are you okay? You okay? Thank God. 823 01:28:29,863 --> 01:28:31,888 - Are you okay? Yeah. 824 01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:35,064 You're okay. You're okay. Okay. You're okay? 825 01:28:35,536 --> 01:28:36,867 Oh, God. 826 01:28:37,738 --> 01:28:39,433 - Okay. Just get me out of here. 827 01:28:39,606 --> 01:28:41,039 Fuck. 828 01:28:41,208 --> 01:28:43,699 - Come on, you guys, let's go. - Can you break it? 829 01:28:43,877 --> 01:28:45,868 - No, just break it, just break it. - Okay. 830 01:28:46,580 --> 01:28:49,447 Yeah, just go. Go. Just fucking do it. 831 01:28:49,616 --> 01:28:52,107 - Hold still. Hold your hands. - Hurry up, hurry. 832 01:28:52,286 --> 01:28:53,878 Do it. Fucking do it. 833 01:28:56,890 --> 01:28:59,552 - We gotta get out of here. - I don't wanna hit you. 834 01:28:59,727 --> 01:29:01,820 - Just fucking do it. - Okay, okay. 835 01:29:01,995 --> 01:29:03,019 Hurry. 836 01:29:05,766 --> 01:29:07,256 Oh, God. 837 01:29:12,506 --> 01:29:14,133 Holy shit. 838 01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:15,935 Okay, okay, okay. 839 01:29:16,577 --> 01:29:18,670 You guys, I can see him. He's coming. 840 01:29:18,846 --> 01:29:20,245 - What? We gotta go. 841 01:29:20,414 --> 01:29:23,008 - Grab onto me. Grab onto me. Let's go. Come on, hurry. 842 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:24,411 Go, go, go. 843 01:29:25,552 --> 01:29:27,918 Go. Come on. 844 01:29:47,408 --> 01:29:49,774 Go. Go. 845 01:29:57,818 --> 01:29:59,149 It's a dead end. 846 01:29:59,353 --> 01:30:00,752 What are we gonna do? 847 01:30:00,921 --> 01:30:02,650 Clay? 848 01:30:03,590 --> 01:30:04,921 Hurry. 849 01:30:05,659 --> 01:30:06,887 Here. Here. 850 01:30:11,799 --> 01:30:13,391 Come on, we can get through here. 851 01:30:15,169 --> 01:30:16,659 Follow me. 852 01:30:17,871 --> 01:30:19,463 Go, go, go. It's safe, guys. 853 01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:22,165 Give me your hand, Jenna. Come on, hurry. 854 01:30:22,342 --> 01:30:24,674 Give me your hand. Okay. I got you. 855 01:30:27,648 --> 01:30:30,811 Oh, my... Fuck. Jesus, God, no. 856 01:30:32,419 --> 01:30:34,148 - Oh, God. Clay. Clay. - No. No. 857 01:30:35,689 --> 01:30:38,624 - Oh, fuck. - Oh, God. Oh, God. Clay. 858 01:30:39,493 --> 01:30:40,892 Come on, we gotta go. 859 01:30:50,838 --> 01:30:53,773 Look. I think this might be a way out. 860 01:31:05,352 --> 01:31:07,650 All right. Let's go. Come on. Hurry. 861 01:31:09,823 --> 01:31:11,814 Let's go. Watch out. 862 01:31:14,595 --> 01:31:15,721 Come on. 863 01:31:15,896 --> 01:31:17,329 Hurry. - Damn it. It's stuck. 864 01:31:17,498 --> 01:31:18,522 Come on, come on. 865 01:31:18,699 --> 01:31:20,792 Come on. - Hurry. 866 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:33,906 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Give me your hand. Okay. 867 01:31:34,081 --> 01:31:36,606 On three. One... Come on. 868 01:31:38,185 --> 01:31:41,951 - Run. Whitney, get... - Clay! Clay! Clay! 869 01:31:42,422 --> 01:31:43,719 Stop it! 870 01:31:44,992 --> 01:31:46,220 No! 871 01:31:46,393 --> 01:31:48,384 Clay! Clay! 872 01:31:50,664 --> 01:31:53,064 Shit. Shit. 873 01:32:37,210 --> 01:32:38,438 Fuck you. 874 01:32:44,484 --> 01:32:46,679 No, no, no! 875 01:32:55,963 --> 01:32:57,760 Whitney! 876 01:32:57,931 --> 01:33:00,991 - Whitney. Clay. Clay! 877 01:33:01,168 --> 01:33:02,726 Come on. 878 01:33:06,173 --> 01:33:07,663 Hurry. 879 01:33:08,642 --> 01:33:10,132 Come on. 880 01:33:26,526 --> 01:33:27,857 Hide. 881 01:34:34,261 --> 01:34:35,922 Shit, fuck. 882 01:35:27,514 --> 01:35:29,004 Jason. 883 01:35:41,795 --> 01:35:43,660 It's okay. 884 01:35:45,732 --> 01:35:47,063 You can stop now. 885 01:35:48,602 --> 01:35:49,864 It's okay. 886 01:37:03,143 --> 01:37:04,474 Jason. 887 01:37:05,912 --> 01:37:07,402 Say hi to Mommy... 888 01:37:09,316 --> 01:37:11,250 ...in hell.