1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:36,696 Cease fire! Cease fire! Heads up! 3 00:02:36,696 --> 00:02:39,116 Man down! Cease fire! 4 00:02:44,037 --> 00:02:46,498 Stupid motherfucker! 5 00:04:06,119 --> 00:04:07,287 Sí. 6 00:06:36,686 --> 00:06:39,189 What's up, Sylvia? 7 00:06:43,860 --> 00:06:46,113 Cute little outfit. 8 00:06:46,113 --> 00:06:47,697 You look nice. 9 00:06:47,781 --> 00:06:48,698 Mike's in the bedroom. 10 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:49,783 Yeah? 11 00:06:52,702 --> 00:06:56,790 Man, I said you look nice. 12 00:06:56,790 --> 00:06:59,543 I have a court appearance, Jim. 13 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,711 Well, you just give 'em hell. 14 00:07:04,214 --> 00:07:08,051 Hey. 15 00:07:08,135 --> 00:07:10,137 Spiffy duds, huh? 16 00:07:11,638 --> 00:07:13,473 You look like a gift-Wrapped turd. 17 00:07:13,473 --> 00:07:15,308 Now please leave me alone. I have to concentrate. 18 00:07:15,308 --> 00:07:17,144 I have two filings and a deposition today. 19 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:18,812 Play nice, kids. 20 00:07:20,814 --> 00:07:21,815 What up, dog? 21 00:07:21,898 --> 00:07:23,900 Nothing. Just got back. Cool. Cool. 22 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,402 How was Mexico, dog? 23 00:07:25,485 --> 00:07:27,821 Oh, it was a dream, man. 24 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:30,907 Loving my woman. Right. 25 00:07:30,991 --> 00:07:32,659 That's it. I'm out of here. 26 00:07:32,659 --> 00:07:35,495 Those are copies of your resumé. 27 00:07:35,495 --> 00:07:36,580 Pass them out like candy. 28 00:07:36,663 --> 00:07:37,998 'Cause I can always print up more. 29 00:07:38,081 --> 00:07:39,833 And just call me if anything happens, okay? 30 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:42,669 And no drinking. 31 00:07:44,004 --> 00:07:45,172 Come on, baby, be cool. 32 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,423 Honey, I'm serious. 33 00:07:46,506 --> 00:07:48,592 No drinking. Okay? 34 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:50,927 I love you. I love you, too. 35 00:07:52,429 --> 00:07:55,098 Good luck. 36 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:58,351 Your suit's fine, okay? 37 00:08:03,273 --> 00:08:06,026 Dude, she called me a gift-Wrapped turd. 38 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,612 Don't be fucking with her, dude. 39 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:10,447 She's pissed. 40 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:11,948 Why is she on the warpath? Dog... 41 00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:15,035 I didn't look for work yesterday, dude. 42 00:08:15,118 --> 00:08:17,871 Sold some of her CDs, bought a couple of 40s 43 00:08:17,871 --> 00:08:19,706 and a pack of GPCs. 44 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:20,874 Caught a buzz and watched 45 00:08:20,957 --> 00:08:22,876 My Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes. 46 00:08:22,918 --> 00:08:25,128 That's on you, homie. 47 00:08:25,128 --> 00:08:27,380 We didn't even hang yesterday. 48 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,882 I was out of the country. 49 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:30,884 So? My old lady still thinks it's your fault. 50 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:32,135 Huh? Huh? Hmm? 51 00:08:32,219 --> 00:08:34,137 Come on, dude, let's get the fuck out of here 52 00:08:34,221 --> 00:08:35,388 And find my ass some employment. 53 00:08:35,388 --> 00:08:36,807 It's cool you driving me around? 54 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,391 Yeah, dude, it's cool. It's no trouble. 55 00:08:42,062 --> 00:08:43,230 Here, asshole. 56 00:08:43,230 --> 00:08:44,564 Breakfast. 57 00:08:44,564 --> 00:08:46,400 Oh... ho, ho... 58 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,235 Dog. 59 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:50,237 No pisto for me, dude. 60 00:08:50,237 --> 00:08:52,406 Today's a no-Pounding day. You heard the woman. 61 00:08:52,489 --> 00:08:54,241 Good. More for me. 62 00:08:57,411 --> 00:08:58,745 Fuck it. 63 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,581 Salud. Salud. 64 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:06,753 Man, hope they put me in the next class or I'm fucked. 65 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,588 I can't pay my rent. 66 00:09:08,588 --> 00:09:11,591 Landlady's about to pull a gauge on my ass. 67 00:09:11,591 --> 00:09:14,094 What happened to all that money you saved in the army, dude? 68 00:09:14,177 --> 00:09:17,013 The tax-Free shit? 69 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:19,850 Man, bro, this fucking ride cleaned me out. 70 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:21,601 I guess we drank up the rest. 71 00:09:21,601 --> 00:09:23,270 Dumb ass. 72 00:09:24,604 --> 00:09:26,440 Cops better start paying you, dude. 73 00:09:26,481 --> 00:09:27,941 You spend enough fucking time with them. 74 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:30,360 They better start kicking me down some paychecks, man. 75 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,529 They got me hopping through hoops, you know? 76 00:09:32,612 --> 00:09:34,865 "Come in for a test." "Come back in two weeks." 77 00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:36,700 Another test, another two weeks. 78 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,201 Fuck. 79 00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:39,286 Shit gets real, 80 00:09:39,327 --> 00:09:40,620 You be hating life. 81 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:42,622 Party time will be over. 82 00:09:42,706 --> 00:09:45,375 Dude, you don't know how much 83 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,461 I'm looking forward to this shit. 84 00:09:47,461 --> 00:09:49,796 You know, I'll be super recruit. 85 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,673 I was jumping out of choppers 86 00:09:51,715 --> 00:09:52,966 In the mountains, taking down 87 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:55,969 Hard motherfuckers, you know? 88 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:58,722 I'll be laughing my way through LAPD's reindeer games. 89 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:01,475 Shit, they're gonna love me. 90 00:10:01,516 --> 00:10:03,810 Yeah, yeah, you're gonna fucking love them, dude. 91 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,896 Ah, fuck you. 92 00:10:05,979 --> 00:10:08,315 I'm going to love my old lady. 93 00:10:08,356 --> 00:10:10,150 I'm gonna marry homegirl. 94 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,819 Import her ass. 95 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:14,321 Oh, come on, man. 96 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:15,822 Dude, what happened to all the honeys 97 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:17,616 We were gonna pimp with your badge, dog? 98 00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:18,658 You're fucking up the plan. 99 00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:21,078 I've been thinking, you know? 100 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,330 Love's about sacrifice. 101 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:26,374 Only true measure of it. 102 00:10:26,374 --> 00:10:27,918 What would you do for Sylvia? 103 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:31,588 Get a job. 104 00:10:31,588 --> 00:10:33,507 Mm... Nine to fucking five. 105 00:10:33,548 --> 00:10:35,342 Yeah. 106 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:36,843 That's love. 107 00:10:48,188 --> 00:10:49,773 Hey. 108 00:10:54,277 --> 00:10:57,781 Good morning. 109 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,202 So when do you officially 110 00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:03,954 hand your ass over to the Man? 111 00:11:04,037 --> 00:11:07,874 "Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to inform... 112 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,295 I had two beers, right? 113 00:11:12,295 --> 00:11:13,713 Yeah. 114 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:15,048 Going fucking blind or something. 115 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:17,050 Okay, this letter says, quoting... 116 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:22,389 "No longer eligible as a police officer candidate." 117 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:24,933 What the fuck does that mean? 118 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,977 Come on, dude. 119 00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:29,646 "No longer eligible"? I mean, what does that sound like? 120 00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:30,897 They pulled the plug, dude. 121 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:34,985 No, no... 122 00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:36,528 Why? 123 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,906 Oh, man, I'll bet you... 124 00:11:39,948 --> 00:11:41,992 I'll bet you it's 'cause I'm white. 125 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,161 I bet it's 'cause you're a dick. 126 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,912 No, no, no, Mike, you don't understand. 127 00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:47,748 I am fucked. 128 00:11:47,831 --> 00:11:49,750 I got to get married. 129 00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:53,754 Okay? INS won't let me bring Marta across 130 00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:55,172 Unless I got employment. 131 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:56,256 I promised her. 132 00:11:56,339 --> 00:11:58,091 This fucks up my plan. 133 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,427 This is fucking bullshit, okay? 134 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:02,929 This... these fucking assholes... 135 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,266 These fucking assholes! 136 00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:07,934 What the fuck is their problem, man?! 137 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:13,023 This is fucking typical cop hate game bullshit! 138 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,941 Yo, yo, fucking chill, Magilla Gorilla. 139 00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:16,359 I mean you're trippin', dude. 140 00:12:16,359 --> 00:12:17,444 Hey, what the fuck 141 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,695 Are you looking at, asshole?! 142 00:12:18,695 --> 00:12:21,448 Fucking dick. 143 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,449 Yo, yo, 144 00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,534 Jim, Jim... 145 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,953 I'm gonna fucking kick your teeth down your puke hole! 146 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:29,456 You fucking want some? 147 00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:32,709 Jim, Jim, dude. 148 00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:33,960 Kick back, dude. 149 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,630 The fucking light is green. Get the fuck in the car. 150 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:37,964 Man, fuck. You're going to catch 151 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,132 A case doing that shit, man. 152 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:40,383 What the fuck were you doing? 153 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,219 Fuck the LAPD, man. 154 00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,221 What's up with Pasadena, Pomona, Santa Ana and all that? 155 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:46,139 Oh, no, fuck the sticks. 156 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,141 L.A. City's the shit. 157 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,810 Hey, Sheriff's Department. 158 00:12:49,893 --> 00:12:52,479 It's good enough for the INS and still basically L.A., right? 159 00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:56,733 Yeah, Sheriff's Department, yeah. 160 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,986 They make you work the jails the first two years 161 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,071 Or something. 162 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,489 I could be cracking heads 163 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:04,324 Up at the Honor Ranch. 164 00:13:04,324 --> 00:13:07,661 I'll give 'em a call, start testing. 165 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,830 Yeah. 166 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,248 That's right. 167 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:14,167 Yo, it's just a minor setback, right? 168 00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:16,586 Quit trippin', dude. 169 00:13:16,586 --> 00:13:18,755 Shit. 170 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:21,925 Hey, you know what I want to do? 171 00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,510 What? 172 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,513 I want to get fucked up. 173 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,181 Me, too, man. 174 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:31,017 I got to find a job and placate my baby, you know. 175 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:32,853 Sylvia's going to kick your ass? 176 00:13:32,936 --> 00:13:34,521 Come on, big man, she'll be cool. 177 00:13:34,604 --> 00:13:37,274 Come on. 178 00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,368 Bye, Nicole. Bye. 179 00:13:51,204 --> 00:13:55,876 Let me get a couple of singles, too, please. 180 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,878 Sorry, you buy whole pack. 181 00:13:57,961 --> 00:13:59,796 Be cool, dude. 182 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:01,047 If I buy a whole pack 183 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,716 I'm gonna want to smoke it. 184 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:05,051 I just want a couple of smokes with my beer. 185 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,803 City give me $1,500 ticket. 186 00:14:06,803 --> 00:14:07,804 No more. 187 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,245 Asshole. 188 00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:55,185 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. 189 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,603 Oh, shit. 190 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,355 That fucking gangster, man. 191 00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,191 Homeboy just ran a six second four-Forty. 192 00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,944 Damn, the chino looked fucking pissed, man. 193 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,862 You think we'll be able to go back there? 194 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,697 I hate that shit. 195 00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,617 Fuckin' chino lookin' at us like we were gonna bust him? 196 00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,619 Come on, dude. We're wearin' suits, man. 197 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:13,954 We totally look like cops. 198 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,622 He said he got fined for that shit. 199 00:15:15,705 --> 00:15:16,873 He was just being cautious. 200 00:15:16,873 --> 00:15:21,211 Well, we got pisto, we got frajos. 201 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,296 Only one thing missin'. 202 00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:25,132 Be-At-Ches. 203 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,801 Oh, yeah, I mean besides bitches, man. 204 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,137 Yesca? Mm-Hmm. 205 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,805 Bingo. 206 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,141 I need to feel some reefer madness. 207 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,977 You sure you want to score some bud, dude? 208 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,146 You haven't smoked out since like forever, man. 209 00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,733 I said I want to get fucked up, man. 210 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,484 Fuck this purity bullshit. 211 00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:48,905 Yeah... fuck purity. 212 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:53,493 Aw, man, look at this zero-Head, dog. 213 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:54,661 Stupid-Ass cholo. 214 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:55,996 Look at that. 215 00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,332 That dude's slangin', dog. 216 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,753 Want to get a dime? 217 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,922 No, I want it all. 218 00:16:12,095 --> 00:16:14,014 Go for the stash, man. 219 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,356 Whoa, go, go, go. 220 00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:25,025 Hey, hey, yo, yo. 221 00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:27,194 That's my shit! 222 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,945 Fuck. 223 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,365 Outstanding. 224 00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,534 Out-Fucking-Standing. 225 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:35,952 That shit was slick. 226 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,038 That motherfucker just got schooled. 227 00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,123 Bitch-Ass cholo. 228 00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:41,708 Check this shit out, huh? Yeah. 229 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,044 Nice motherfucking haul. You see that shit, huh? 230 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,880 Mm. It's not laced either. 231 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,881 Smell that shit. 232 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,049 Smell that motherfucking shit. 233 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:51,134 We just burned my car. 234 00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,886 We go back there, we're gonna get shot. 235 00:16:52,969 --> 00:16:53,887 Yeah, no shit. 236 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:54,888 Man, bust that light. 237 00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:56,723 Roll that shit up. 238 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,725 Yeah, yeah, Cool. 239 00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,477 Yo, let's drop off some resumés first. 240 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,728 Then we'll smoke out, dude. 241 00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:02,896 Some resumés. 242 00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:04,064 Yeah. 243 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,233 Ah, man, fresh air. 244 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,401 Look. 245 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,319 Oh! They're dropped off, man. 246 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,570 You fucking asshole, man. 247 00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,905 I got to get a fucking job, man. 248 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,240 What's your problem, man? 249 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,574 What the fuck are you doing, dickhead. 250 00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:15,742 Yo, Mike, first day looking-- 251 00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:18,412 Nobody ever gets a job their first day looking. 252 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:22,082 Come on, don't sweat it, man. 253 00:17:22,165 --> 00:17:25,252 Hey, I can't fuck around tomorrow. 254 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,503 I got to get a job for sure. 255 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,754 This is your job, man. 256 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:29,172 So act like a fucking professional, 257 00:17:29,172 --> 00:17:31,341 Spark up the goods, 'cause we got a lot of work to do. 258 00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:43,687 It's harsh. It's good, though. 259 00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,365 You okay? 260 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,367 How are those lungs, baby? 261 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,119 There it is. 262 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,788 That magic feeling. 263 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,728 Damn, look at that bitch. 264 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,480 Oh, damn. 265 00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:32,736 Fuck, yeah. 266 00:18:32,819 --> 00:18:34,321 She's fucking good. 267 00:18:34,362 --> 00:18:36,990 I bet she got skills. I want to get laid. 268 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,160 You just saw your woman. 269 00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:41,661 Only hit her once, man. 270 00:18:41,661 --> 00:18:45,082 We can't go nowhere alone. They got me sleeping in the car. 271 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,836 Family's got that ass under guard, huh? 272 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,004 Lock and key. 273 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,840 Fuck, I want to get laid. 274 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,010 Pay a visit to my harem, huh? 275 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,178 Online, pornmeister. 276 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,805 Uh-Uh, let's go to Letty's pad, man. 277 00:18:59,846 --> 00:19:01,681 How much you want to bet I hit it. 278 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:03,517 She won't, dog. How much you want to bet? 279 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,893 She won't give you shit, dog. 280 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:06,520 You big time fucked her over. 281 00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:09,314 Aw, man, I popped that poodahey. 282 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:12,567 I got that mind control, man. 283 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:16,196 How much you want to bet I get back up in it? 284 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,697 20 bucks? 285 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,032 You ain't got 20 bucks. 286 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,034 So, neither do you, man. 287 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,869 Come on, shake on that shit. 288 00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:25,288 Come on. 289 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,624 What the fuck, let's go. 290 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,293 I got it. 291 00:19:31,294 --> 00:19:32,921 What's up, Patty? 292 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,882 Y tu hermana? She ain't here. 293 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,467 Y sabes que? 294 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,553 You're not welcome in this house. 295 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:42,722 Sure, Patty. 296 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,891 I'd love to come in. 297 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,644 Thank you. 298 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,896 Are they here? 299 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:58,196 You're looking fine, as fuck, chulas. 300 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,407 Don't... don't touch me, please. 301 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:03,076 Hey, hey. 302 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,747 You got to get out of here. 303 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,749 Letty... 304 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:11,918 I just wanted to see you again. 305 00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,924 Hey, Patty, you want to grab me a pisto or something? 306 00:20:17,924 --> 00:20:19,968 I ain't grabbing you shit. 307 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,344 Oh, you still got a mouth, huh? 308 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,430 Maybe one day you'll learn how to keep it shut. 309 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:26,683 Laters. I'm going to my room. 310 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,978 You know you have to run his ass out of here. 311 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,608 Baby. 312 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,946 Let's sit down. 313 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,040 No, no, no. 314 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,127 So, um... 315 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,046 You a cop yet? 316 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,631 I'm working on it. 317 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,966 Y tu? 318 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,969 Que andas haciendo? 319 00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,388 Well, you know, I'm going to L.A. Trade Tech. 320 00:21:05,388 --> 00:21:08,058 It's good you're doing positive shit. 321 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,406 What, after everything I don't get a kiss? 322 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:26,159 It's because of everything you can't get a kiss. 323 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,328 Oh, come on, come here. 324 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,581 Yeah. 325 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,421 Don't. 326 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,173 Jim, I got a boyfriend. 327 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,008 Who? 328 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,344 Flaco. 329 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,345 You're back with that 330 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,681 Piece of shit after what he did, Letty? 331 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,184 You're not fucking him, are you? 332 00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,520 Please tell me no. 333 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,356 Yes. So... just go. 334 00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,191 'Cause there's nothing here for you, Jim. 335 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,695 See? 336 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,029 Okay? 337 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,865 I don't believe this shit, Letty. 338 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,700 You're too good for that. 339 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,041 You gotta go. 340 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,877 Go. Please! 341 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,044 Let me talk to them. 342 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,046 No, Jim, don't be stupid. Please. 343 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:24,384 Okay? Largate. Just go. 344 00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:31,475 I guess it's later days. 345 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:43,904 Largate. Just go! 346 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,448 Flaco, the pinchi guero's here! 347 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,742 Apuarte, Jim! Hurry up! 348 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:50,827 Fuck him up! I got him! 349 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:12,766 Fucking white boy! 350 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,604 What's up, faggot?! 351 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,440 We're going to fuck you up! 352 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,279 Yo! Pop the trunk 353 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,531 So I can handle this shit! 354 00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,282 Fuck you, puto! 355 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,951 I'll bust you! 356 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,953 Leave him alone! 357 00:23:33,036 --> 00:23:36,957 Pop the fucking trunk! 358 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:55,809 Jim! 359 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,479 Oh, you fucked up! 360 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,648 Get your fucking knees down on the curb now! 361 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,316 Get the fuck over there, man! 362 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,318 Don't fucking move unless you want your brains hanging out! 363 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:06,486 What's your problem, Flaco? 364 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:09,489 Motherfucker! 365 00:24:09,489 --> 00:24:11,491 Fucking knees on the curb, man! 366 00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:14,911 That's right! 367 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:18,999 Interlock your fingers behind your heads, Flaco! 368 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,585 You deaf fuck! 369 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:26,423 Yo, Mike. 370 00:24:26,506 --> 00:24:27,758 Yeah? 371 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,176 Do up their ride. 372 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:32,095 Freeze, bitch! 373 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:35,098 I'm going to take that big ass of yours home, 374 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,350 Hit it for a minute, you know? 375 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:38,685 Fuck off! 376 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:39,686 Now you got it. 377 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,691 Yo, relax, homie. 378 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:50,030 You break Letty's heart, I'm coming for your mom. 379 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,198 Fuck! 380 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,869 Hey, haina. 381 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:57,037 Whoo! 382 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,622 Fuck off! Oh, yeah? 383 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,540 What you got down here? 384 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,125 Oh... 385 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,710 Liking that. 386 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:10,801 Damn! Those are badass kicks, dog. 387 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,720 Lucky you got little bitch feet, 388 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,139 Else I'd be stomping around in them motherfuckers. 389 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,058 Fuck you, puto. Huh? 390 00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,726 Yeah. Fuck you. Yes? 391 00:25:22,312 --> 00:25:24,564 You fucking stay still! 392 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,900 Bitches! If you didn't have that fucking gun, 393 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,486 Ese, it wouldn't be about shit, homie. 394 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,405 Not fucking shit! 395 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,907 Hey, later, Patty! 396 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,742 I hope you're not pregnant, but you know 397 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:36,910 You wanted me to blow in you. 398 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,078 Fuck you! 399 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,746 Bye, Letty! 400 00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,839 Salud. 401 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,173 Salud. 402 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,513 Divvy up the bounty, dude. I know you got some cash. 403 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,276 I know I got more than that. 404 00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,363 Yeah. Here we go. 405 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,698 Shit. 406 00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,950 That's my pussy she's giving away there. 407 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,704 Homeboy uses extra large. 408 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,456 Man, that's it? Next time, 409 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,124 Jack someone with a job. 410 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:27,794 Well, fuck you. What did you get, their lunch? 411 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,546 Check it out. 412 00:26:29,629 --> 00:26:32,632 Holy shit. You're kidding me. 413 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:41,975 Whoo! It's a fucking Ruger P-94. Nine millimeter. 414 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,895 14, plus one in the chamber. 415 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,646 It's a good fucking gun. Durable. 416 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,482 It's brand-New. 417 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,569 It's a BB gun. 418 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,987 Yeah. Cool. 419 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,655 Here you go, dog. 420 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,990 About time you got a cohete. 421 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,492 No. I don't want it. 422 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,827 Why the fuck not? I'll use it. 423 00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:02,829 That's a good reason. Sell it. 424 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,915 How much you think we can get for the gun? 425 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,667 Two bills, maybe three. Costs six new. 426 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,836 We'll sell it and split the greenery. 427 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:10,837 You sure? 428 00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:12,506 It's cool, dude. 429 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,091 50-50. 430 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,761 Good BB gun though. 431 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:20,347 Shoot some birds and shit. 432 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,182 Hey, put that shit away. 433 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,683 Looks real as hell. 434 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,019 Not a bad day's work. 435 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:40,534 Get down to business though. 436 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,036 I know you didn't get any. 437 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,538 So pay up, motherfucker. 438 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,544 Dick. 439 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,384 Hello. This is a message for Michael Alonzo. 440 00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:02,222 This is Bob Luell at the Palm Glen Group. 441 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,307 We have reviewed your resumé, 442 00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:07,060 And would like to make an appointment 443 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,478 For later in the week. 444 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:09,646 Please call me at your 445 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,481 Earliest convenience. 446 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,482 Thank you. 447 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,818 Huh? That's good. 448 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,403 One more? This is fun. 449 00:28:16,486 --> 00:28:18,572 Sounded a little gay, but it was good. 450 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,742 No, no, no. No. That's it, dude. That's it. 451 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,910 I get too many callbacks, 452 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,162 Sylvia's going to get suspicious. 453 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,830 Oh, Sylvia's going to be kissing your ass. 454 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,248 Not if she recognizes your voice. 455 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,250 Oh, she won't. Here, sir. 456 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,918 No, no, no, no, no. I'm cool. 457 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,420 Come on. I'm cool. 458 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,922 I want to get home before the little woman and sober up. 459 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,924 Come on, bro. One brew. 460 00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,260 All right, but hey, 461 00:28:40,343 --> 00:28:42,179 I got to look for a job tomorrow for sure. 462 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,430 Okay? I can't be getting fucked up 463 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,514 Behind Sylvia's back when I'm supposed 464 00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:45,599 To be looking for work, man. 465 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:47,350 Not cool. Tomorrow, for sure. 466 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,436 I got to find a job, too. 467 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,193 Hello. 468 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:01,031 Yes, sir. 469 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,118 Yes, sir. That is correct. 470 00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:06,620 Six years. 471 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,872 Honorably discharged. 472 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,624 Yes, sir. 473 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,459 I would love to. 474 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:15,545 Believe me, I would welcome the opportunity. 475 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:18,632 Tomorrow 476 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:21,551 Is not a problem. 477 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,887 Thank you, sir. You have a good day, too. 478 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,640 Good-Bye, sir. 479 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,892 That was the man, huh? You're all "Sir, 480 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,310 Sir, sir." 481 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:34,481 Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God! 482 00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:40,821 That was the man! That was the Federal man! 483 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,407 The Federal man! 484 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,658 Department of Homeland Security 485 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,576 Wants me to come in tomorrow to start testing! 486 00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,496 Oh, shit! 487 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:50,831 Fucking A, my brother! 488 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,165 That shit is righteous, motherfucker! 489 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,417 It's on, homie! 490 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,085 Wow, man. Tomorrow. 491 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,837 So what the fuck you going to do now, dude? 492 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,422 I got to take a piss test. 493 00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,840 If I'm cool, I'm in the house. 494 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:06,346 Yeah! Oh! 495 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:09,850 Shit, dude, do they piss test for weed? 496 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,519 Oh, shit! 497 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:16,773 You fucked up, man. 498 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,692 Oh, fuck. 499 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:22,112 I fucked up. 500 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:24,698 Oh, fuck. I fucked up. 501 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,117 Fuck! Oh... 502 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,203 You know, one dope molecule, and I'm done. 503 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,706 And they will burn me 504 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,292 With every law enforcement outfit in the country. 505 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,543 Shit! 506 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,878 Wait, wait, wait, wait, dude. 507 00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,298 Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 508 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,216 Hey, there's a way out of every fucking situation. 509 00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,719 Right? Relax, dude. Yeah, yeah. 510 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,221 Yeah. I'm going to do what I got to do, you know? 511 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,389 It's cool. Fuck, yeah. 512 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,474 I'll pass that shit. 513 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:51,892 Hell, yeah. Yeah. 514 00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:54,311 Of course you will, dude! 515 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:57,230 Later, loco. 516 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,565 Don't fucking trip, dude. 517 00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,483 All right. 518 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:01,485 Shit. 519 00:31:07,824 --> 00:31:08,742 Eat. 520 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,828 Come in, dumb ass! 521 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,751 What's up, dog? 522 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:18,752 What up, dog... 523 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,588 Hey, Jim. Want some coffee? 524 00:31:21,671 --> 00:31:22,672 Sure. 525 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,508 Want some eggs? There's extra. 526 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,760 Yes, ma'am. Please. 527 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,763 I, uh, heard about the LAPD. 528 00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:31,681 Sorry about that. 529 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,600 I thought they guaranteed you a job. 530 00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,185 Yea. Me, too. 531 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,855 Well, maybe it wasn't meant to be. 532 00:31:38,855 --> 00:31:41,608 You know, you being a cop. 533 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,278 Tell her what's up, dude. 534 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,613 Well, I applied 535 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,699 To all the Federal law enforcement agencies. 536 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,034 You know, ATF, Border Patrol, 537 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,536 ICE, Homeland Security, all of them. 538 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:55,288 And Homeland Security's interested in me. 539 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:57,874 They want me to come in today and start testing. 540 00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:00,377 Wow. That's great. How sure is this? 541 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:02,129 Well, I got a urinalysis today. 542 00:32:02,212 --> 00:32:04,381 If I pass that, I'll be a Special Agent candidate, 543 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,383 And then I could be out of here next month. 544 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:08,301 You haven't been smoking out, have you? 545 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:12,055 Nah. Chilled on that shit a while back. 546 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:14,307 Good. Well, thanks for driving Mike around yesterday. 547 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,226 Yeah, sure. Yeah, bro. 548 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:18,228 Three callbacks. 549 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,897 Damn! Good! 550 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,650 We dropped off enough resumés. Whoo! 551 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,152 Got more. 552 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,153 Yeah! Yeah! 553 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,738 Well, you have to keep trying 554 00:32:27,821 --> 00:32:29,322 Until something happens. 555 00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,824 Finding a job is a job, right? 556 00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:32,159 Lunch money. 557 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,410 Thank you. 558 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:34,745 And good luck today. 559 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,663 Thank you. 560 00:32:36,747 --> 00:32:38,165 Love you. I love you, too. 561 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,000 Good luck. 562 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,419 And, Jim, good luck on your pee test. 563 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:43,670 I hope you studied. 564 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:49,092 I'm going to cram for it. 565 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:51,511 Man, that's freaky. 566 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:53,597 She was in a good mood. 567 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,098 Breakfast and beer money? 568 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:56,099 Yeah, dude. 569 00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:58,518 She heard the messages last night. 570 00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,686 She got me a sixer. 571 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,354 I slammed two last night. 572 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,023 Out-Fuckin'-Standing! 573 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,691 Now we know beer is just a phone call away. 574 00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:05,942 Yeah. 575 00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:08,695 Yeah. We talked shit out last night, though. 576 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:11,948 You know? Hey, all she wants is for me to get a job. 577 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:14,868 I shouldn't be playing her like that. 578 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,288 Dude, you had a good job, 579 00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,957 With that, uh, with that Web design shit. 580 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,542 Had, dude. Had. 581 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,795 All right? All that shit's in India now. 582 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,463 Want a cold one? No, later. 583 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:27,714 You got any vinegar? 584 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:30,217 Vinegar? What for? 585 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,224 Ah... 586 00:33:37,224 --> 00:33:39,226 Oh... 587 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:40,310 Damn, dude! 588 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,478 Ah...! 589 00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,231 Man! That is fuckin' sick, man. 590 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,233 What'd you do that for? 591 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,734 Shuts down the old kidneys. Ooh. 592 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:49,736 Come on, let's roll. 593 00:33:57,244 --> 00:33:59,246 Grab me that bag, dude. 594 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,422 Little trick I learned in the service. 595 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,760 Aw, that's sick, dude. 596 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,430 You're gonna stick a turkey baster in your dick? 597 00:34:17,514 --> 00:34:19,099 Quit looking, faggot. 598 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,935 You wish. 599 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,360 Oh, man. 600 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,695 Fuckin'... 601 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,280 Shit, dude. 602 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,364 Oh, fuckin' shit... 603 00:34:34,448 --> 00:34:36,032 Aw... 604 00:34:37,451 --> 00:34:39,119 Aw, motherfucker! 605 00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,124 Whew! 606 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,625 Ah... 607 00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,048 That was... 608 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,718 Unpleasant. 609 00:34:59,473 --> 00:35:01,475 Man... 610 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,562 Man, I want to get this shit over with. 611 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,898 You know, my teeth are floating. 612 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,568 Oh... 613 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,154 You get those in the military, dog? 614 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:16,406 I was a Ranger. 615 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,575 Your mom still suck a mean dick, hmm? 616 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:20,327 Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people. 617 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:21,912 Why don't you go fuck yourself! 618 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,080 Hey! 619 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,498 Let's play nice, 620 00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:26,083 Boys. 621 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:29,169 I have everyone's "Consent to Urinalysis" form signed 622 00:35:29,169 --> 00:35:30,253 And dated, am I right? 623 00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:31,254 Yes, sir. 624 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,256 Good. I'm Agent Richards. 625 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,925 Jackets off. 626 00:35:35,008 --> 00:35:37,094 I will now administer the easiest test 627 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:39,096 Homeland Security will ever give you, 628 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:40,514 The whizz quiz. 629 00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:42,933 Roll up both sleeves past the elbow. 630 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:49,189 Remove all gloves, rings, watches, bracelets, 631 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:53,527 Jewelry, Band-Aids and bandages. 632 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:57,114 I want to see nothing but bare hands and forearms. 633 00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:59,699 Wiggle your fingers. 634 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:02,452 Let me see both sides. 635 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,287 Beautifully done. 636 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,415 Again, gentlemen, no talking. 637 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:07,707 Detweiler, is it? 638 00:36:07,707 --> 00:36:09,626 You're with me. 639 00:36:22,973 --> 00:36:24,391 Fucker. 640 00:36:29,479 --> 00:36:31,565 Next! 641 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,653 Name? 642 00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:38,822 Davis, Jim. 643 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,490 Ah, the Ranger. 644 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,908 Yes, sir. 645 00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:44,911 You serve? 101st. 646 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,414 High speed. All right. 647 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,332 Think you can fill that, son? 648 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:52,043 I could fill a goddamn trash can, sir. 649 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:55,088 You're full of piss and vinegar, aren't you, Jim? 650 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,257 Yes, sir. 651 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,513 Hey, unload that shit before you clown with it, okay? 652 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,265 I don't want my head blown off 653 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:06,641 Just when I'm getting it straight. 654 00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:10,854 Pop! What's it like 655 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,355 To just straight-Up whack a motherfucker? 656 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,484 What's it like? I mean, what the fuck, you know? 657 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:18,028 It's like nothing. What's it supposed to be like? 658 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,404 You tell me. 659 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,740 You were busting heads for the military. 660 00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,284 I can't talk about this shit, Mike. 661 00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,874 But I will tell you one thing-You point and shoot, 662 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:33,710 Pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em, they shouldn't have been there, 663 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,295 You move the fuck on. 664 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:39,299 You do not stop and think about it. 665 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,551 It's not a big deal. So if it's nothing, 666 00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:42,969 Then what you getting all mad for? 667 00:37:43,053 --> 00:37:44,179 I'm not getting mad. 668 00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,639 I just hate stupid questions, Mike. 669 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:47,808 You think you killed a lot of Commies? 670 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:49,893 They weren't Commies, dumb ass. Then what were they? 671 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:52,312 You know what they were-- They were fuckin' Hajjis, 672 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:54,856 Terrorists, the bad guys. 673 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,901 Did you like it? Oh, shit. 674 00:37:57,984 --> 00:37:59,903 Did you dig it? 675 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,322 You bust a nut? 676 00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,159 Not fuckin' now, man. Seriously. 677 00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:09,830 You're killing my buzz, dude. 678 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,332 Aw, kick back, stress case. 679 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:14,668 Are we on a mission to sell this piece or what? 680 00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,836 Hell, yeah. 681 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,254 Let's sell this fuckin' piece. 682 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,881 Got to get some scratch, you know what I'm saying? 683 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:20,674 Pop! Pop! Pop! 684 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,522 Yo, Darrel! 685 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:38,191 Yo, yo, yo, Darrel! Wake the fuck up, Darrel! 686 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,027 Darrel! 687 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:43,321 Come on, come on, come on, wake up and fuckin' 688 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,948 Shine! 689 00:38:49,870 --> 00:38:52,998 Y'all need to knock this shit off right now. 690 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,460 Hey, what's up, bro? 691 00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,755 Come on in, motherfuckers. 692 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,214 Yeah. 693 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,049 Get your little ass up in here. 694 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:04,176 Shit! 695 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,387 Oh, man... 696 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,723 Y'all scared the fuck out of me, man. 697 00:39:10,891 --> 00:39:13,310 You motherfuckers got ties on. 698 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,228 I saw that city-Lookin' car pull up-- 699 00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,397 I thought y'all was some rollers or shit. 700 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,859 I just got out of County. 701 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:24,237 $9,600. No shit. When? 702 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:26,073 Yesterday. 703 00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:27,741 Damn. What'd they put on you? 704 00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:28,700 Some bullshit. 705 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:30,911 I saw some wrong-Ass shit 706 00:39:30,911 --> 00:39:32,162 Up in there, dude. 707 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,331 I ain't ever going back to that motherfucker. 708 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,916 It scared you straight, huh? 709 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,585 Mm-Hmm. Hey, you get booty-Played? 710 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:41,922 Hell, no. 711 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,007 You over there tickling your brown eye, dog? 712 00:39:44,091 --> 00:39:46,510 They-They put some jelly on there, serve some syrup? 713 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,512 You toss the salad? Hey, you know, nigga, 714 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:52,349 I kept my ass to the wall and my mouth shut. 715 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,600 Shoot. 716 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,811 I almost lost my job over that shit. 717 00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,437 Fuckin' around in there. 718 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:02,859 Oh, God... 719 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,694 You a cop? Nope. 720 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:06,488 Rejected his ass. 721 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:07,614 Fuck you. 722 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,199 I'm getting in the Feds' car. 723 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:12,369 Damn...! 724 00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,704 That's what I'm talking about! 725 00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:16,623 Ah, you hear that? 726 00:40:16,665 --> 00:40:19,209 This motherfucker gonna be a Fed. 727 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:21,086 Yeah. 728 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,296 You been wanting that shit, too. 729 00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,257 It's my dream, dude. 730 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,092 So, you gonna do that shit right, 731 00:40:27,134 --> 00:40:30,137 Or, you know, you gonna do a little shit on the side? 732 00:40:30,137 --> 00:40:32,305 I'm gonna get my own thing going. 733 00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,891 You know, I'll be flipping shit, make a little money. 734 00:40:34,975 --> 00:40:37,310 You know? 735 00:40:37,394 --> 00:40:41,148 This motherfucker gonna have shit wired. 736 00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,483 Scary, huh? 737 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:48,321 Check this shit out. 738 00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:49,656 Oh, hello! 739 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,158 Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho! 740 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,909 This is sweet! 741 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:55,579 We jacked some eses. Got a BB gun, too. 742 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,914 A BB gun? Yo. 743 00:40:57,998 --> 00:41:00,167 Goddamn! 744 00:41:00,167 --> 00:41:03,086 This is a nice little machine. 745 00:41:03,170 --> 00:41:05,130 Three bills, it's yours. 746 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,090 I ain't got three bills, dog. 747 00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:10,177 My lawyer cleaned me out. 748 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:11,678 Man... 749 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:15,057 I ain't got no ways or means, homie. 750 00:41:16,349 --> 00:41:18,351 I need this shit, too. 751 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:21,354 Bring the heat to these motherfuckers 752 00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:23,273 Trippin' around here. 753 00:41:24,357 --> 00:41:26,193 We need ends, dog. 754 00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:30,155 Who'll give us three bills for it? 755 00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,990 Hey, uh, I know a cat. 756 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,534 Hangs out at, uh... La Licha 757 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,660 On, uh, Santa Fe. 758 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:37,454 Yeah, I know that place. He cool? 759 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,790 Oh, man, he's old school, real cool. 760 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,208 Veterano named Eddie. 761 00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,543 He there today? 762 00:41:43,543 --> 00:41:44,878 Oh, that's just like his living room, dog. 763 00:41:44,878 --> 00:41:46,213 Mm. 764 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:49,216 Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you up. Don't worry about it. 765 00:41:49,216 --> 00:41:50,384 Cool, cool. 766 00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:53,053 Yo, uh... 767 00:41:53,095 --> 00:41:55,555 Y'all need to come up, dog. 768 00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,557 Can you do me a favor? 769 00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:58,892 Sure. 770 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:00,477 You mind calling my pad 771 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,895 And leaving a fake message 772 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,065 So my old lady thinks I'm out there looking for a job? 773 00:42:05,107 --> 00:42:08,068 Instead you out getting fucked up. 774 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:10,821 Can you hook me up, 775 00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:12,656 Or what, dog? Huh? 776 00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:14,157 Yeah? All right. 777 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,659 Check this out. 778 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,829 Uh, just call, right? 779 00:42:18,829 --> 00:42:21,164 And say you're from that place right there 780 00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:24,418 And that you want to schedule an interview, dude. 781 00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:27,504 Man, y'all some devious motherfuckers, man. 782 00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:33,593 Hey, hey, make sure she can't star-69 my shit. 783 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,929 Nah, she's... Serious, man. 784 00:42:35,929 --> 00:42:38,724 I ain't trying to break up no shit on this. 785 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,684 All right, it's ringing. Here you go. 786 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,394 Be serious, dude. Hey, hey, 787 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:44,104 Don't sound like a fag, either, man. 788 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:45,272 That's how he be sounding. 789 00:42:46,815 --> 00:42:49,192 Uh, Mr. Alonzo, 790 00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:51,236 I'm calling from Sunhouse Properties, 791 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,863 Uh, to schedule an interview. 792 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:56,783 Uh, please call me back at 213-555- 793 00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:58,785 15-15. 794 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,288 Oh... 795 00:43:01,288 --> 00:43:02,372 Damn, dog! 796 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:04,374 That shit was good, dude! 797 00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:07,294 Damn, they should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit. 798 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,379 That shit was cold, man. 799 00:43:09,463 --> 00:43:11,590 Playing your woman like that. Aw, come on, man. 800 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:14,134 I did three yesterday-- She bought him a six-Pack. 801 00:43:14,176 --> 00:43:15,635 Yeah. 802 00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,888 What's one call get you, a fuckin' 40 803 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,639 Of St. Ides? 804 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,141 I'll be like this. Look. 805 00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,976 You know you would! 806 00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:24,603 You know you would! 807 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,938 Bitch-Ass motherfucker. 808 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,568 This is good shit, right? 809 00:43:31,568 --> 00:43:33,653 I told you it was some good shit, dog. 810 00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:34,905 Hey, we got to bounce. 811 00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,323 Oh, no, no, no, no. 812 00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:38,825 No, no, y'all just got here, dog. 813 00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:40,243 Can't happen. 814 00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:43,413 Come on. Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie 815 00:43:43,497 --> 00:43:46,166 That we're gonna cruise through there a little later. 816 00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,584 Okay? 817 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,336 Aw, yeah. Later, man. 818 00:43:49,377 --> 00:43:51,171 I wish I had the money. 819 00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:53,173 That's a sweet-Ass piece, though. 820 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:55,258 That shit'll keep the porch clean. 821 00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:58,261 Motherfuckers like y'all won't be banging on my shit. 822 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:09,856 Hey, Jim. 823 00:44:11,358 --> 00:44:12,818 We should lose the monkey suits, dude. 824 00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:40,554 Quien es? 825 00:44:52,899 --> 00:44:54,526 Hey, bring us, dos pistos, por favor, 826 00:44:54,568 --> 00:44:56,486 Mi reina. 827 00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,989 Damn. 828 00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:04,453 Hey, dog, I don't think they like us here. 829 00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:05,495 Fuck 'em. 830 00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:07,038 I got my shit. 831 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:09,499 They make a move, I'm blasting. 832 00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,503 Which one of these fools is Eddy? 833 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,090 Yeah. I don't know. 834 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:20,177 They're all paisas here. 835 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:26,433 Hey, why don't you ask that homegirl right there? 836 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,947 Sientate, guapa. 837 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:41,948 Mm. 838 00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:43,033 Habla Espanol? 839 00:45:43,116 --> 00:45:44,076 Si. 840 00:45:44,076 --> 00:45:45,202 Que bien. 841 00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:47,788 Sabas donde esta el Eddy? 842 00:45:47,871 --> 00:45:50,290 Eddy, te hablan. 843 00:45:57,089 --> 00:45:59,132 Que paso? 844 00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:01,051 Do I know you? 845 00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:03,470 My homeboy Darrell said to talk to you. 846 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:06,556 Darrell? Yeah. 847 00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:09,226 I'm Jim, homie. 848 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:13,897 What's up, man? Mike, dog. 849 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,316 All right. So what's up? 850 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,151 Need a cohete? 851 00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:21,488 Maybe. 852 00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:27,160 What kind? 853 00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,246 Ruger P-94, brand-New. 854 00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:30,831 Ruger, huh? Yeah. 855 00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:31,832 How many mags? 856 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:33,834 One high cap. I'll throw in the hollow points. 857 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:37,337 Strictly Black Talons, homes. 858 00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,589 Homies be wearing vests these days, 859 00:46:39,589 --> 00:46:40,924 Know what I'm saying? 860 00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:41,925 Is it new? 861 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:43,844 Yeah, it's brand-New. 862 00:46:43,927 --> 00:46:45,595 Where's it at? 863 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,847 I can get it. 864 00:46:49,850 --> 00:46:50,934 How much? 865 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:53,353 Three bills. 866 00:46:53,353 --> 00:46:54,855 I'll give you $250 if it's new. 867 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,189 If not, I'll give you $200. 868 00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:03,613 Cool. 869 00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:07,117 You got the feria, homie? 870 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,702 I can get it. 871 00:47:08,702 --> 00:47:10,370 Orale. 872 00:47:10,454 --> 00:47:12,456 Let's kick back, have a couple pistos 873 00:47:12,539 --> 00:47:14,624 Before we handle business, eh? 874 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:18,879 Hey, guero, you like her? 875 00:47:18,962 --> 00:47:21,798 I do need to get laid. 876 00:47:21,798 --> 00:47:23,633 There it is right there, brother. 877 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:24,885 Yo, give me that cohete. 878 00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:42,736 Mataste a un flor. 879 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,244 Oh, shit! 880 00:47:51,244 --> 00:47:52,829 Open the fucking door! 881 00:48:02,756 --> 00:48:03,757 Holy shit, dude! 882 00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:06,927 You think he's gonna fuckin' die?! 883 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,845 Sure. Got his carotid. 884 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:10,680 Fucker was garden-Hosing. 885 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:11,681 He'll bleed out. 886 00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:12,933 Oh, shit, dude, 887 00:48:12,933 --> 00:48:14,935 I've seen dudes get shot, man, but I never seen 888 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:16,436 No motherfucking shit like that before, man! 889 00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:18,855 Fucked his shit up, you know? 890 00:48:18,939 --> 00:48:21,108 Quick as shit, too. That crack-Crack! 891 00:48:21,191 --> 00:48:23,777 Turned that vato into a fountain of blood. 892 00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,445 Why the fuck did he do that, man? 893 00:48:25,445 --> 00:48:27,447 That shit could have been over anything, you know? 894 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:29,032 Money, drugs, bitches, respect, whatever. 895 00:48:29,116 --> 00:48:30,450 That homie, straight-Up pimp. 896 00:48:30,534 --> 00:48:32,452 You know, maybe he turned out that dude's daughter. 897 00:48:32,452 --> 00:48:33,537 Looney tunes and shit, 898 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:35,038 Glass all stuck in his fuckin' neck. 899 00:48:35,122 --> 00:48:36,957 Did you see all that fuckin' blood over there?! 900 00:48:36,957 --> 00:48:39,292 Yeah, man, the human body's got a gallon. 901 00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:42,379 Damn! 902 00:48:42,462 --> 00:48:45,382 I coulda boned Gracie. 903 00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:48,135 She had that proper thickness. 904 00:48:48,135 --> 00:48:49,136 Look at me, dog. 905 00:48:49,219 --> 00:48:51,138 Look at me. 906 00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:53,974 I'm fuckin' traumatized and shit. 907 00:48:53,974 --> 00:48:57,728 Yo, homie, that shit don't fuckin' faze you at all? 908 00:48:57,811 --> 00:49:00,147 Oh, man, I seen way worse. 909 00:49:00,230 --> 00:49:02,733 Trashcanistan. 910 00:49:02,733 --> 00:49:06,236 My battle buddy, he got his legs and arms blown off 911 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:08,655 By a booby-Trapped motorcycle. 912 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:11,908 Medic saved his ass and he lived. 913 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:15,829 He didn't want to, but he did. 914 00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:17,247 I got to face my woman. 915 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:19,583 How in the fuck am I supposed to play this shit off, huh? 916 00:49:19,583 --> 00:49:21,668 Man, you'll do it, player. 917 00:49:30,177 --> 00:49:31,928 Hey, baby girl, you cooking? 918 00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:33,346 Yeah. Where have you been? 919 00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,848 Oh, Jim's pad. 920 00:49:34,848 --> 00:49:36,183 You been drinking? 921 00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:37,851 Oh, you know, I had a few brews. 922 00:49:37,851 --> 00:49:39,269 A few? Yeah. 923 00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,520 You look wasted. 924 00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:44,941 Don't trip, girl. 925 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,193 I've been working all day. 926 00:49:46,193 --> 00:49:50,530 I've been looking for work all day. 927 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:53,533 I wish I could hang out and get wasted like the old days. 928 00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,368 You know what? 929 00:49:55,368 --> 00:49:57,704 When I'm working, you can lounge. 930 00:49:57,704 --> 00:49:59,623 I'll fix this place up, 931 00:49:59,623 --> 00:50:01,041 Get you nice clothes and stuff... 932 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:02,292 Mike, Mike, Mike. 933 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,878 It doesn't have anything to do with money. 934 00:50:04,878 --> 00:50:06,296 Come here. 935 00:50:06,296 --> 00:50:09,716 Sit down. I want to talk to you. 936 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,301 Hey, it's not about stuff. 937 00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:14,304 It's about you and me needing an equal partner. 938 00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:15,806 Right. 939 00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:17,974 Hey, I know that you supported me through college 940 00:50:17,974 --> 00:50:19,476 And I'm gonna always 941 00:50:19,476 --> 00:50:20,644 Owe you for that. Right. 942 00:50:20,644 --> 00:50:21,895 Now everything's flipped 943 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,563 And I feel like I'm doing everything alone. 944 00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:27,651 You know, sometimes I feel like you're my kid. 945 00:50:27,651 --> 00:50:29,653 I mean, you sneak around like one. 946 00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:30,904 Oh-Ho! 947 00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:33,990 Look... Wow, dude. 948 00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:36,326 I'm sorry. 949 00:50:36,326 --> 00:50:37,327 Be cool, baby girl, 950 00:50:37,411 --> 00:50:38,829 I'm on a mission to get my shit together. 951 00:50:38,829 --> 00:50:41,415 I applied at this commercial realty company in Studio City, 952 00:50:41,498 --> 00:50:43,750 And this black guy, he was the office manager 953 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,001 And he's fuckin' hella cool, 954 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,837 You know? We're talkin' and all that shit. 955 00:50:46,837 --> 00:50:49,089 You know? We're just kickin' it and all that. 956 00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,591 Did you, did you check the messages? 957 00:50:53,427 --> 00:50:55,929 Four messages. 958 00:50:56,012 --> 00:50:57,597 Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling 959 00:50:57,681 --> 00:51:00,267 From Sunhouse Properties to schedule an interview. 960 00:51:00,350 --> 00:51:02,853 Honey, this is great! 961 00:51:02,853 --> 00:51:05,772 Mm, mm... Oh! Oh... 962 00:51:05,772 --> 00:51:07,774 You better call him first thing in the morning. 963 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:09,359 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 964 00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:12,779 Oh, damn, dog, that shit was good, dude. 965 00:51:12,779 --> 00:51:15,282 Damn, they should give you a fuckin' Oscar for that shit. 966 00:51:26,209 --> 00:51:27,961 You just stood there 967 00:51:27,961 --> 00:51:31,965 And you fed me a line of bullshit like it was nothing. 968 00:51:32,049 --> 00:51:35,802 You should be the lawyer. 969 00:51:35,886 --> 00:51:38,388 How could you just do that? 970 00:51:38,472 --> 00:51:42,142 How could you look me in the eye and lie to me like that? 971 00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,226 I'm sorry. 972 00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:45,812 I'd rather you hit me. 973 00:51:47,314 --> 00:51:49,149 I'm your clown. 974 00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:50,734 I'm your fucking clown. 975 00:51:50,817 --> 00:51:54,321 And you and Jim are laughing at me? 976 00:51:54,321 --> 00:51:56,323 No, it's not... 977 00:51:56,406 --> 00:52:00,660 No, no, no, you are so utterly, irrevocably busted! 978 00:52:04,331 --> 00:52:06,750 Why don't you just go play with your little butt buddy? 979 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,752 Go cook up more lies. 980 00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:10,754 You know, I bet you're doing lines again. 981 00:52:10,754 --> 00:52:13,423 Dude, how could you say that shit? 982 00:52:13,507 --> 00:52:14,674 I'm not fuckin' doing lines again. 983 00:52:14,758 --> 00:52:16,259 Yeah, right, right. 984 00:52:16,343 --> 00:52:17,928 I'm not fuckin' doing lines again! 985 00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:20,514 Right now your word is less than shit. 986 00:52:20,514 --> 00:52:22,599 Maybe you should go. 987 00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:26,520 Just fuckin' go. 988 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,690 Just fuckin'... just go, right? 989 00:52:30,690 --> 00:52:32,275 Fuck it. I'll fuckin' go! 990 00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:33,443 Please, go. Go! 991 00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,362 Fuck it then! I'll fuckin' go! 992 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,030 Then go, Mike! 993 00:52:37,114 --> 00:52:38,198 I'm serious! I'll fuckin' go 994 00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:39,449 Except I won't fuckin' come back! 995 00:52:39,533 --> 00:52:40,700 You want me to fuckin' go?! 996 00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:41,701 Fuckin' go, Mike! 997 00:52:41,785 --> 00:52:43,036 I'll fuckin' go then! 998 00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,037 I'll fuckin' go! 999 00:52:44,121 --> 00:52:47,040 Get the fuck outta here! 1000 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,383 Hello? 1001 00:52:56,466 --> 00:53:00,137 Speaking. 1002 00:53:00,137 --> 00:53:04,391 Of course, sir. Absolutely. 1003 00:53:04,391 --> 00:53:07,477 Thank you very much, Agent Richards. 1004 00:53:07,561 --> 00:53:09,563 Thank you, sir. 1005 00:53:14,735 --> 00:53:15,736 Who was that? 1006 00:53:15,819 --> 00:53:17,154 That was the feds, my friend. 1007 00:53:17,237 --> 00:53:20,824 I've been informed that I passed my urinalysis 1008 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:23,326 And they would like me to go in this morning 1009 00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:26,580 To start formal testing. 1010 00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:28,081 Fuck yeah, dude. 1011 00:53:28,165 --> 00:53:29,249 I'll be there all day, 1012 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:32,335 So take my ride, get your ass a job. 1013 00:53:32,419 --> 00:53:33,420 Let's go. 1014 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,755 Oh, shit! 1015 00:53:34,755 --> 00:53:38,425 Come on. Get your parasitic ass in gear. 1016 00:53:42,512 --> 00:53:46,433 I had some twisted-Ass dreams about that dude being killed. 1017 00:53:46,516 --> 00:53:48,435 I slept like a baby. 1018 00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,938 I heard screaming. 1019 00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,523 What kind of tests? 1020 00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:56,359 Psychological tests. 1021 00:53:56,359 --> 00:53:59,613 Geez, you're a freakin' psycho, dude. 1022 00:53:59,696 --> 00:54:01,114 Don't answer that shit honestly. 1023 00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:03,617 Hell no. 1024 00:54:03,617 --> 00:54:06,953 They use the Minnesota Multiphasic Inventory. 1025 00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:11,124 It's like 600 questions, cross-Referenced 1026 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,210 To detect deception. 1027 00:54:13,210 --> 00:54:14,711 They ask the same shit 1028 00:54:14,795 --> 00:54:16,713 Six different ways. It's lame. 1029 00:54:16,797 --> 00:54:18,632 You'll ace it. 1030 00:54:18,632 --> 00:54:22,219 Dude, I'm gonna pull it off. 1031 00:54:22,219 --> 00:54:25,806 All I needed was a shot. 1032 00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:27,641 Gotta play the system. 1033 00:54:27,641 --> 00:54:30,977 Like a piano. 1034 00:54:39,903 --> 00:54:41,488 You done with that crap, son? 1035 00:54:41,571 --> 00:54:42,823 Yes, sir. 1036 00:54:42,823 --> 00:54:45,492 Let's grab some coffee while these guys finish up. 1037 00:54:45,492 --> 00:54:47,577 Bring that with you. 1038 00:54:48,662 --> 00:54:50,580 I see dumb people. 1039 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:56,002 We reviewed your LAPD package. 1040 00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:58,588 Since they ran your background, physical and psych, 1041 00:54:58,588 --> 00:55:00,674 We're going with their paper. 1042 00:55:00,674 --> 00:55:02,259 Navy sucks. Army swallows. 1043 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,177 Took a little work to pry your jacket loose 1044 00:55:04,261 --> 00:55:05,679 From their people. 1045 00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:08,265 They don't much like us poaching from their applicant pool. 1046 00:55:08,348 --> 00:55:09,850 Move it, dirt bag. 1047 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,853 Why'd they drop me? 1048 00:55:12,853 --> 00:55:15,355 Someone here make a call? 1049 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:16,773 Nope. 1050 00:55:16,857 --> 00:55:18,108 They dropped you on psych, Jim. 1051 00:55:19,526 --> 00:55:21,611 You blew their profiles. 1052 00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:24,364 We're all a little goofy here. 1053 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:27,033 You'd rather be with us, wouldn't you? 1054 00:55:27,117 --> 00:55:28,702 Absolutely, sir. 1055 00:55:28,702 --> 00:55:31,037 Good answer. 1056 00:55:31,037 --> 00:55:32,539 Have a seat. 1057 00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:35,792 Said you were bilingual on your app. 1058 00:55:35,876 --> 00:55:37,461 They want to test your Spanish. 1059 00:55:37,544 --> 00:55:39,880 We can get that going if you got time. 1060 00:55:39,963 --> 00:55:41,715 Yes. Sure. 1061 00:55:41,798 --> 00:55:43,300 Who's "they"? 1062 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:44,885 Your fans upstairs. 1063 00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:46,803 Fans upstairs? Who? 1064 00:55:46,887 --> 00:55:49,389 This is some shit above my pay grade, 1065 00:55:49,473 --> 00:55:52,976 But some very important people have an eye on you, Jim. 1066 00:55:57,314 --> 00:55:58,899 Westside Realty Management. 1067 00:55:58,982 --> 00:56:00,650 How may I direct your call? 1068 00:56:01,735 --> 00:56:02,903 Please hold. 1069 00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:06,239 Okay, Mike... 1070 00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:07,741 Alonzo? 1071 00:56:07,741 --> 00:56:09,159 Oh, shit. Joe?! 1072 00:56:09,242 --> 00:56:10,577 Damn...! What's up, dog? 1073 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,662 Mikey, look at you. What are you doing here, dude? 1074 00:56:12,746 --> 00:56:14,664 Mikey, man, check you out. 1075 00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:15,916 What the fuck you doing here? 1076 00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,334 Fucking grew up. I work here. 1077 00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:18,919 Get out of here. Yeah. 1078 00:56:19,002 --> 00:56:20,670 Dude, you got to come on up. 1079 00:56:20,754 --> 00:56:21,922 Yeah, I'll show you the office. 1080 00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:23,423 Fuck, you're gonna trip, man, 1081 00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:24,841 I can see the ocean and everything. 1082 00:56:24,841 --> 00:56:27,260 Check you out, fucking ocean view and all that. 1083 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:29,262 You're wearing a suit now. 1084 00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,847 Got your hair cut. Hey, watch out, baby. 1085 00:56:30,931 --> 00:56:32,015 Yeah. Tag no more, huh? 1086 00:56:32,099 --> 00:56:33,433 No, man. 1087 00:56:33,517 --> 00:56:34,935 Dude, what's up with your brother, Pedro? 1088 00:56:34,935 --> 00:56:37,020 Oh, man, he's in Iraq. He's in a forward unit. 1089 00:56:37,104 --> 00:56:38,939 Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. 1090 00:56:39,022 --> 00:56:41,191 Fuckin' Mexicans. 1091 00:56:43,193 --> 00:56:44,111 Bye, sweetie. 1092 00:56:47,697 --> 00:56:49,866 Thank you, sir. I need me some of this, man. 1093 00:56:49,950 --> 00:56:51,284 I've been taking piss all day. 1094 00:56:51,284 --> 00:56:52,285 Dude! 1095 00:56:52,285 --> 00:56:53,120 What? 1096 00:56:53,203 --> 00:56:54,121 You're not going to 1097 00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:55,288 Fucking believe this. What? 1098 00:56:55,372 --> 00:56:57,457 I had an interview today. Yeah? 1099 00:56:57,541 --> 00:56:58,959 Remember Crazy Joe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1100 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,877 Dude stomped that guy's face in at Taco Land 1101 00:57:00,961 --> 00:57:02,879 For grabbing his chick's ass. 1102 00:57:02,963 --> 00:57:04,464 Homeboy got his shit together, man. 1103 00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,549 Went to UCLA. 1104 00:57:05,549 --> 00:57:07,801 Works at this office up in Century City. 1105 00:57:07,801 --> 00:57:09,219 I got the hookup, dog. 1106 00:57:09,219 --> 00:57:11,388 12 an hour. Hoo-Hoo! 1107 00:57:11,388 --> 00:57:13,056 That's a lot of lettuce. That's right. 1108 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:14,725 And in three months, I get benefits. 1109 00:57:14,808 --> 00:57:15,809 Damn! Benefits? 1110 00:57:15,809 --> 00:57:17,561 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit! 1111 00:57:17,561 --> 00:57:18,729 Yeah! 1112 00:57:18,812 --> 00:57:20,397 It's not for sure yet, though, dude. 1113 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,065 I still got to meet the owner, right. 1114 00:57:22,149 --> 00:57:23,817 But he says I'm straight. 1115 00:57:23,817 --> 00:57:25,152 It's all good, you know. 1116 00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:27,154 You're in. Dude... 1117 00:57:27,154 --> 00:57:28,655 I'm in. Oh, shit. 1118 00:57:28,655 --> 00:57:30,157 Yeah... What happened? 1119 00:57:30,157 --> 00:57:31,742 They want my ass, man. Going back tomorrow 1120 00:57:31,825 --> 00:57:33,160 For a polygraph test. 1121 00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,412 If I pass that, they'll send me to Georgia next week. 1122 00:57:35,412 --> 00:57:37,497 Oh...! Damn! It's like that?! 1123 00:57:37,497 --> 00:57:38,832 What's up, lawman? 1124 00:57:38,832 --> 00:57:40,167 Whoo-Hoo! 1125 00:57:40,167 --> 00:57:41,835 How you gonna pass a lie detector test, 1126 00:57:41,835 --> 00:57:43,503 You lying motherfucker? Aw, easy, man. 1127 00:57:43,503 --> 00:57:46,339 After every question, you just fucking squeeze 1128 00:57:46,339 --> 00:57:48,008 Like you're taking a dump, you know, man. 1129 00:57:48,008 --> 00:57:50,093 It throws the machine off. Ooh! Oh, dog. 1130 00:57:50,177 --> 00:57:51,845 You're gonna shit your pants like that, bro. 1131 00:57:51,928 --> 00:57:53,013 Fuck, I think I just did. 1132 00:57:53,096 --> 00:57:54,681 All right, Jim, 1133 00:57:54,765 --> 00:57:56,600 I'm going to ask you some control questions 1134 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,852 Before we get to the good stuff. 1135 00:57:58,935 --> 00:58:01,354 They can be answered just "yes" or "no." 1136 00:58:01,438 --> 00:58:04,608 Just relax and respond naturally. 1137 00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:06,777 Are you ready? 1138 00:58:06,860 --> 00:58:07,778 Yes, sir. 1139 00:58:07,861 --> 00:58:10,197 You can just answer "yes" or "no." 1140 00:58:12,699 --> 00:58:15,619 "Is your name Jim Luther Davis?" 1141 00:58:15,702 --> 00:58:17,370 Yes. 1142 00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,956 "Do you live in Los Angeles?" 1143 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,542 Yes. 1144 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:25,462 "Are you 26 years old?" 1145 00:58:25,462 --> 00:58:26,546 Yes. 1146 00:58:28,048 --> 00:58:29,716 "Are you married?" 1147 00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,551 No. 1148 00:58:35,389 --> 00:58:36,807 "Are you wearing shoes?" 1149 00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:40,310 Yes. 1150 00:58:40,310 --> 00:58:43,397 "Have you ever smoked marijuana?" 1151 00:58:43,397 --> 00:58:47,734 Yes. 1152 00:58:47,734 --> 00:58:50,737 "Aside from the occasion you mentioned in your application?" 1153 00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:52,572 No. 1154 00:58:55,909 --> 00:58:58,578 Jim, knock it off. 1155 00:59:00,497 --> 00:59:01,748 What, sir? 1156 00:59:01,832 --> 00:59:03,834 Son, I've been doing polygraph examinations 1157 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,087 Since you were swimming in your daddy's balls. 1158 00:59:07,170 --> 00:59:09,589 So I know all the tricks. 1159 00:59:09,673 --> 00:59:11,258 You've either got a tack in your shoe 1160 00:59:11,258 --> 00:59:13,260 Or you're clinching your butt. 1161 00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,096 I've got spikes all over this thing. 1162 00:59:16,096 --> 00:59:19,266 If you do it again, 1163 00:59:19,349 --> 00:59:21,601 I'm going to void this test 1164 00:59:21,601 --> 00:59:23,687 And report that you were uncooperative. 1165 00:59:23,687 --> 00:59:25,021 Do you understand? 1166 00:59:25,105 --> 00:59:26,857 Yes, sir. 1167 00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:31,611 Walk with me. 1168 00:59:33,697 --> 00:59:35,031 We've got a problem, Jim. 1169 00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:36,450 With what? 1170 00:59:36,450 --> 00:59:38,034 With your candor. 1171 00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:41,204 Come in. 1172 00:59:41,204 --> 00:59:42,289 He's here, sir. 1173 00:59:42,372 --> 00:59:44,040 Bring him in. 1174 00:59:45,959 --> 00:59:48,211 Jim, this is Mr. Hollenbeck, our regional director. 1175 00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:49,212 Pleased to meet you, sir. 1176 00:59:49,296 --> 00:59:50,797 Have a seat. 1177 00:59:50,881 --> 00:59:52,382 Mr. Gillespie. 1178 00:59:52,466 --> 00:59:54,801 Pleased to meet you, sir. 1179 00:59:57,137 --> 00:59:59,473 Jim, uh... 1180 00:59:59,473 --> 01:00:00,724 You're an exemplary candidate 1181 01:00:00,807 --> 01:00:03,143 With valuable operational experience. 1182 01:00:03,143 --> 01:00:06,813 You've cleared the psych and physical hurdles. 1183 01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:09,566 Your credit's good, you've kept your nose clean, 1184 01:00:09,566 --> 01:00:11,068 You've got the Spanish. 1185 01:00:11,068 --> 01:00:12,402 You clearance is still valid. 1186 01:00:12,402 --> 01:00:13,820 Everybody we talked to for background 1187 01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:16,740 Had only great things to say about you. 1188 01:00:16,740 --> 01:00:18,825 And then you scored a negative-Five on the polygraph. 1189 01:00:18,909 --> 01:00:23,163 That's indicative of deception. 1190 01:00:23,163 --> 01:00:24,748 We were wondering why 1191 01:00:24,831 --> 01:00:27,584 Until we got the results of urinalysis. 1192 01:00:27,584 --> 01:00:31,338 We detected THC metabolites in the urine, Jim. 1193 01:00:33,173 --> 01:00:36,176 Levels were just below the positive threshold, 1194 01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:38,845 But there was a presence. 1195 01:00:38,845 --> 01:00:40,931 Do you have a drug problem, Mr. Davis? 1196 01:00:41,014 --> 01:00:42,516 I don't have a drug problem, sir. 1197 01:00:44,351 --> 01:00:46,853 I made a very stupid mistake. 1198 01:00:46,937 --> 01:00:48,271 Would you care to tell us the circumstances 1199 01:00:48,271 --> 01:00:49,439 Of your stupid mistake? 1200 01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:51,441 I was at a party... 1201 01:00:51,525 --> 01:00:54,611 And someone offered me a joint. 1202 01:00:54,611 --> 01:00:58,365 I was pretty angry about not getting into 1203 01:00:58,448 --> 01:01:02,369 The LAPD, so I was feeling rebellious and, uh 1204 01:01:05,372 --> 01:01:08,041 I inhaled. 1205 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:10,711 Someone considering a career in law enforcement 1206 01:01:10,794 --> 01:01:12,295 Would be well advised to exercise 1207 01:01:12,379 --> 01:01:13,964 A little more discipline. 1208 01:01:13,964 --> 01:01:15,882 Yes, sir. 1209 01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:20,220 I'm on the fence, Doug. 1210 01:01:20,303 --> 01:01:21,805 It's your call. 1211 01:01:21,805 --> 01:01:24,141 Mr. Davis, I'm in charge of several programs. 1212 01:01:24,141 --> 01:01:26,143 Yes, sir? 1213 01:01:26,143 --> 01:01:29,062 Had a nice chat with your old commanding officer. 1214 01:01:37,571 --> 01:01:39,322 Good. 1215 01:01:39,322 --> 01:01:40,657 Recognize these guys? 1216 01:01:44,244 --> 01:01:46,329 Huh? Yeah, 1217 01:01:46,329 --> 01:01:47,330 They're your buddies. 1218 01:01:47,414 --> 01:01:48,915 Your old Hajji buddies. 1219 01:01:48,999 --> 01:01:51,001 You should work in a deli how you sliced these guys up. 1220 01:01:51,084 --> 01:01:52,085 Jesus Christ. 1221 01:01:52,169 --> 01:01:53,587 Oh, I'm sorry. 1222 01:01:53,670 --> 01:01:56,089 Did I ruin your lunch? 1223 01:01:56,173 --> 01:01:57,924 You went through those sons of bitches 1224 01:01:58,008 --> 01:02:00,010 Like butter. 1225 01:02:00,093 --> 01:02:01,595 I took my objective 1226 01:02:01,678 --> 01:02:03,180 And did what was necessary 1227 01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:06,183 To obtain information vital to national security 1228 01:02:06,266 --> 01:02:08,351 That saved American lives. 1229 01:02:08,435 --> 01:02:10,270 Whacked them all, huh, Jim? 1230 01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:12,522 My C.O. Told me not to leave anything breathing. 1231 01:02:12,606 --> 01:02:14,441 I do what I'm told. Relax, son. 1232 01:02:14,441 --> 01:02:18,278 You were getting paid to fuck people up. 1233 01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:19,946 You know we're beefing up our anti-Narcotics programs 1234 01:02:19,946 --> 01:02:22,449 In Latin America. 1235 01:02:22,532 --> 01:02:23,617 Yes, sir. 1236 01:02:23,617 --> 01:02:26,453 I had heard some things on the grapevine. 1237 01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,121 I want you on my team. 1238 01:02:28,121 --> 01:02:29,956 I need someone who can get things done 1239 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:31,792 On my task force in Colombia. 1240 01:02:31,792 --> 01:02:34,211 Sir... 1241 01:02:34,211 --> 01:02:36,880 I listed Los Angeles and San Diego on my dream sheet. 1242 01:02:36,963 --> 01:02:38,715 No slots in southern California? 1243 01:02:38,715 --> 01:02:40,384 No, Jim. 1244 01:02:40,384 --> 01:02:41,385 I got Colombia. 1245 01:02:41,468 --> 01:02:43,303 That's what I have for you. 1246 01:02:43,303 --> 01:02:45,305 If it's not what you want, 1247 01:02:45,305 --> 01:02:46,306 Thank you for your time. 1248 01:02:46,390 --> 01:02:48,725 You can hit the door. 1249 01:02:50,310 --> 01:02:53,397 What exactly would I be doing? 1250 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,982 Running and gunning in the jungle? 1251 01:02:56,066 --> 01:02:58,151 Mr. Davis, this is the deal. 1252 01:02:58,151 --> 01:03:00,153 You'll be riding shotgun with the locals 1253 01:03:00,153 --> 01:03:02,406 As interpreter-Advisor on sharp end operations. 1254 01:03:02,489 --> 01:03:03,907 You'll be in some very hot areas. 1255 01:03:03,907 --> 01:03:05,742 How hot? 1256 01:03:05,742 --> 01:03:07,244 We talking trigger time? 1257 01:03:07,244 --> 01:03:08,578 Sure, if you want. 1258 01:03:08,578 --> 01:03:11,498 Well, who exactly would I be working for? 1259 01:03:11,498 --> 01:03:13,667 The U.S. Government, Jim. 1260 01:03:13,750 --> 01:03:16,503 I want you in Glynco, Georgia next week. 1261 01:03:16,503 --> 01:03:18,672 You make it through in one piece, 1262 01:03:18,755 --> 01:03:22,259 You'll be working Colombia's finest by the summer. 1263 01:03:22,259 --> 01:03:24,177 It's just that... 1264 01:03:24,177 --> 01:03:26,763 I'm supposed to get married, sir. 1265 01:03:26,847 --> 01:03:28,849 Maybe now is not the time to start a family. 1266 01:03:28,849 --> 01:03:30,517 We've been together a long time. 1267 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,936 I'm serious about marrying her. 1268 01:03:33,019 --> 01:03:37,858 Foreign bride could jeopardize your security clearance. 1269 01:03:37,941 --> 01:03:42,696 Jim, don't shack up with some Mexican. 1270 01:03:42,696 --> 01:03:46,116 Colombian broads are smoking hot and knee deep. 1271 01:03:46,116 --> 01:03:48,368 You get a per diem and a driver. 1272 01:03:48,452 --> 01:03:50,537 You'll live like a fucking king down there. 1273 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,621 Yes, sir, I understand. 1274 01:03:51,621 --> 01:03:52,706 You take some time, 1275 01:03:52,706 --> 01:03:54,124 Think about what you want to do. 1276 01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:55,208 This is a serious commitment. 1277 01:03:59,379 --> 01:04:02,799 I want the opportunity, sir. 1278 01:04:02,883 --> 01:04:04,801 I want on board. 1279 01:04:09,723 --> 01:04:11,224 Welcome aboard. 1280 01:04:11,224 --> 01:04:12,726 I'm taking a big chance on you. 1281 01:04:12,809 --> 01:04:13,810 Thank you, sir. 1282 01:04:13,894 --> 01:04:15,479 This is the career I've dreamed of. 1283 01:04:15,562 --> 01:04:16,897 These are your orders, 1284 01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:18,398 Orientation material and travel money. 1285 01:04:18,482 --> 01:04:22,402 Report to FLETC before the end of working hours Wednesday. 1286 01:04:22,402 --> 01:04:24,571 Thank you, sir. 1287 01:04:24,654 --> 01:04:25,739 God. 1288 01:04:43,590 --> 01:04:45,926 Sorry, dog. 1289 01:04:51,765 --> 01:04:53,850 I got the job. 1290 01:04:55,018 --> 01:04:56,853 Oh, shit. 1291 01:04:56,937 --> 01:04:59,439 Yeah? 1292 01:04:59,523 --> 01:05:01,608 Me, too. 1293 01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:06,196 When do you start? Monday. 1294 01:05:06,279 --> 01:05:07,614 When do you start? 1295 01:05:07,614 --> 01:05:08,865 Wednesday. 1296 01:05:08,865 --> 01:05:12,285 Big Jim, back on the man's payroll. 1297 01:05:12,369 --> 01:05:15,122 Got the W-2 1298 01:05:15,122 --> 01:05:18,375 And the employee handbook as proof of employment. 1299 01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:21,461 I will be back in the arms of my woman tonight. 1300 01:05:21,545 --> 01:05:24,715 Good. 1301 01:05:24,715 --> 01:05:27,134 Hey, we got to celebrate this shit. 1302 01:05:28,135 --> 01:05:29,720 Salud. 1303 01:05:33,390 --> 01:05:34,558 Oh, shit. 1304 01:05:38,562 --> 01:05:40,313 Fuzz. 1305 01:05:40,397 --> 01:05:42,232 They're on my ass, dog. 1306 01:05:42,232 --> 01:05:45,068 And my license is suspended. 1307 01:05:45,068 --> 01:05:46,903 Yeah, maybe he's after someone else. 1308 01:05:48,989 --> 01:05:51,158 Shit. Fucking shit, man. 1309 01:05:51,241 --> 01:05:53,410 He's pointing right at me. 1310 01:05:53,410 --> 01:05:55,495 And we got the open beers. 1311 01:05:55,495 --> 01:05:58,415 Fuck the beers, the guns. 1312 01:05:58,498 --> 01:06:00,333 Shoot the fucker. 1313 01:06:00,333 --> 01:06:02,169 Car's in my name. We're fucked. 1314 01:06:05,172 --> 01:06:08,925 Shit. Right when shit was starting to go good, dude, 1315 01:06:09,009 --> 01:06:10,010 I'm going to jail. 1316 01:06:10,093 --> 01:06:11,344 Damn it, I'm going to jail. 1317 01:06:13,597 --> 01:06:15,182 I can dump these guys. 1318 01:06:16,349 --> 01:06:18,435 Rip the video from their trunk. 1319 01:06:24,107 --> 01:06:25,275 Let's see them hands. 1320 01:06:25,358 --> 01:06:26,359 Let's see your hands 1321 01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:28,278 On the fucking dash! 1322 01:06:28,278 --> 01:06:31,281 Grab the sky or I'll blow your fucking heads off. 1323 01:06:31,364 --> 01:06:33,533 Blink and die, scumbags. 1324 01:06:37,621 --> 01:06:39,289 Oh. 1325 01:06:39,373 --> 01:06:41,208 Look who it is, dude. 1326 01:06:41,291 --> 01:06:42,793 It's all right, I know these guys. 1327 01:06:42,876 --> 01:06:44,878 You fucking asshole. 1328 01:06:44,961 --> 01:06:46,880 You're such a prick. You scared the fuck out of me. 1329 01:06:46,963 --> 01:06:50,217 What's up, homie? 1330 01:06:50,217 --> 01:06:52,886 What's up, fool? What's up, man. 1331 01:06:52,969 --> 01:06:55,472 I almost shot you, jerk. 1332 01:06:55,472 --> 01:06:56,973 That shit wasn't fucking funny, Leo. 1333 01:06:57,057 --> 01:06:58,058 Yeah, it was hilarious. 1334 01:06:58,058 --> 01:07:00,811 You guys getting fucked up? 1335 01:07:00,811 --> 01:07:04,147 Of course, dog, it's Friday. 1336 01:07:04,147 --> 01:07:06,483 Well, Boot, you in the Academy yet? 1337 01:07:06,483 --> 01:07:08,485 Fuck no. 1338 01:07:08,568 --> 01:07:09,820 Fuck the LAPD. 1339 01:07:09,903 --> 01:07:12,406 It's local small-Time bullshit. 1340 01:07:12,406 --> 01:07:13,490 I'm going with the feds. 1341 01:07:13,573 --> 01:07:14,658 How'd you get that hook-Up, dog? 1342 01:07:14,658 --> 01:07:16,827 You know, me, got my connects, you know. 1343 01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:17,911 Going to FLETC on Wednesday. 1344 01:07:17,994 --> 01:07:19,663 Hey, see you can get me in there. 1345 01:07:19,663 --> 01:07:21,331 Yeah, I'll look into that. 1346 01:07:21,415 --> 01:07:23,166 How's Sylvia? 1347 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:25,335 None of your concern, ass wipe. 1348 01:07:25,419 --> 01:07:27,754 Say hi to her for me, no? 1349 01:07:27,754 --> 01:07:29,089 No. 1350 01:07:29,172 --> 01:07:32,759 This vato's all protective of his female. 1351 01:07:32,759 --> 01:07:34,928 Check this out. 1352 01:07:36,513 --> 01:07:37,514 Nice, huh? 1353 01:07:37,597 --> 01:07:40,100 It's a nine? Uh-Huh. 1354 01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:41,935 Sorry, dog, I got a lot of nines. 1355 01:07:42,018 --> 01:07:43,520 Come on, dude, it's a bad-Ass Ruger. 1356 01:07:43,603 --> 01:07:45,856 Talk to Toussaint. He'll buy that shit. 1357 01:07:45,939 --> 01:07:47,858 Toussaint, he's... he's in Florida. 1358 01:07:47,858 --> 01:07:50,360 He's back. He called me today. 1359 01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:54,781 Page me tonight, bro. 1360 01:07:54,865 --> 01:07:58,785 We'll hit the clubs and tear up some fine hinas. 1361 01:07:58,785 --> 01:08:01,455 Later. Sure, dog. 1362 01:08:01,538 --> 01:08:02,956 I'm on the City's time. 1363 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,709 You guys be cool. 1364 01:08:05,709 --> 01:08:07,711 Okay? 1365 01:08:12,132 --> 01:08:13,800 That fuck-- He put a scare in me. 1366 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,135 Yeah, me, too. 1367 01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:16,303 He's a dick. 1368 01:08:16,303 --> 01:08:18,055 Want to party with him? 1369 01:08:22,642 --> 01:08:25,145 See if this motherfucker's home, dude. 1370 01:08:31,902 --> 01:08:36,740 Toussaint? Toussaint?! 1371 01:08:36,823 --> 01:08:37,908 Yo, Toussaint? 1372 01:08:37,908 --> 01:08:39,242 Yeah, come on, man. 1373 01:08:39,326 --> 01:08:43,163 Can't go far in that little fucking place of yours. 1374 01:08:43,163 --> 01:08:45,248 Goddammit, I'm coming. 1375 01:08:45,332 --> 01:08:47,167 Chill out. 1376 01:08:48,668 --> 01:08:50,087 Washing that dirty ass. 1377 01:08:54,174 --> 01:08:56,176 Damn it. 1378 01:08:56,259 --> 01:08:58,845 Group love. Group... Come on. 1379 01:08:58,929 --> 01:09:00,013 Group love, boys. 1380 01:09:00,097 --> 01:09:03,850 Welcome back, hometown. 1381 01:09:03,934 --> 01:09:07,354 Hey, I missed you crazy fuckers, man. 1382 01:09:07,354 --> 01:09:08,855 Leo told us you were back. 1383 01:09:08,939 --> 01:09:11,108 Thanks for calling asshole. 1384 01:09:15,529 --> 01:09:19,032 You a cop? 1385 01:09:19,032 --> 01:09:20,367 Uh-Uh. Going federal. 1386 01:09:22,202 --> 01:09:24,538 Man, craziest head I know 1387 01:09:24,621 --> 01:09:25,706 Is going 1388 01:09:25,789 --> 01:09:26,707 To be a fed. 1389 01:09:26,790 --> 01:09:30,043 Yes, sir! Sir. 1390 01:09:30,043 --> 01:09:31,712 Still sponging off your woman? 1391 01:09:31,795 --> 01:09:34,214 Fuck you, dog. I got a job. 1392 01:09:34,214 --> 01:09:35,215 This motherfucker. 1393 01:09:35,298 --> 01:09:37,718 Look, dude. 1394 01:09:39,219 --> 01:09:41,221 This is bad. 1395 01:09:41,304 --> 01:09:43,807 It's yours for three big ones, dog. 1396 01:09:43,890 --> 01:09:47,811 Fuck yeah, I want it. 1397 01:09:47,894 --> 01:09:51,481 What's up? What's up? 1398 01:09:51,565 --> 01:09:53,233 Huh? 1399 01:09:53,233 --> 01:09:55,652 What the fuck you say now, huh? 1400 01:09:55,736 --> 01:09:57,237 Hey. Huh? 1401 01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,906 Bam, bam, bam. 1402 01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:02,909 Motherfucker, I'm strapped. 1403 01:10:02,993 --> 01:10:05,328 What the fuck is up now, huh? 1404 01:10:05,412 --> 01:10:07,164 Whoo-Ooh! 1405 01:10:07,164 --> 01:10:08,331 Whoa, whoa. 1406 01:10:08,415 --> 01:10:09,916 Your kneecap and shit. 1407 01:10:09,916 --> 01:10:14,337 Step up and get blasted. 1408 01:10:14,337 --> 01:10:18,341 Shit, man, what the fuck is up now? 1409 01:10:18,341 --> 01:10:20,260 Hey, kick back, gunslinger. 1410 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,261 It's loaded. 1411 01:10:21,261 --> 01:10:22,596 That shit goes through walls. 1412 01:10:22,596 --> 01:10:23,764 You pop the neighbor's little kids. 1413 01:10:25,098 --> 01:10:26,266 Uh-Oh. 1414 01:10:26,266 --> 01:10:27,601 Ooh. 1415 01:10:28,518 --> 01:10:31,438 Fuck, dude. 1416 01:10:31,438 --> 01:10:34,524 Whoa, I'm straight, bro. 1417 01:10:34,524 --> 01:10:38,779 Yo, guys, we got to party tonight, you know? 1418 01:10:38,779 --> 01:10:40,614 Go clubbin' or something. 1419 01:10:40,614 --> 01:10:41,948 I got a better idea. 1420 01:10:41,948 --> 01:10:42,949 What? 1421 01:10:42,949 --> 01:10:43,950 Here, sir. 1422 01:10:45,952 --> 01:10:47,954 Let's go to Mexico. 1423 01:10:48,038 --> 01:10:49,623 Mexico?! 1424 01:10:49,623 --> 01:10:51,708 Yeah. I'm in. 1425 01:10:55,629 --> 01:10:57,464 Only fags like that... 1426 01:10:57,464 --> 01:10:59,466 Because you're a little faggot. 1427 01:10:59,466 --> 01:11:00,967 I don't get it, too much fucking hills. 1428 01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:02,052 Right, right. 1429 01:11:02,135 --> 01:11:05,472 Dude, yo, dude, stay back boy, stay back. 1430 01:11:05,472 --> 01:11:07,808 Motherfucker's got to ask permission. 1431 01:11:07,891 --> 01:11:10,727 Fuck you, all right? 1432 01:11:10,811 --> 01:11:12,562 Let me tell you something. 1433 01:11:12,562 --> 01:11:14,564 I am a grown motherfucking man, all right? 1434 01:11:14,648 --> 01:11:16,316 I'm going to tell her the good news, 1435 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,652 Make up, grab my shit and we are out. 1436 01:11:18,735 --> 01:11:21,154 Lines, lines, and more lines. 1437 01:11:21,154 --> 01:11:23,490 For many passengers traveling through LAX, 1438 01:11:23,573 --> 01:11:25,659 The waiting has become unbearable. 1439 01:11:25,659 --> 01:11:27,160 It's hit or miss, you can't predict it... 1440 01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:30,163 Excuse me, you're not made out of glass. 1441 01:11:30,163 --> 01:11:31,164 I'm made out of me. 1442 01:11:31,164 --> 01:11:33,834 You're drunk. 1443 01:11:33,834 --> 01:11:35,335 I'm celebrating, baby. 1444 01:11:35,419 --> 01:11:36,753 What, another wasted day? 1445 01:11:38,630 --> 01:11:40,257 Here. 1446 01:11:40,340 --> 01:11:42,676 ...security since 9-11, but that's true everywhere. 1447 01:11:42,676 --> 01:11:45,846 ...and still a recent study shows the wait at LAX 1448 01:11:45,887 --> 01:11:47,431 Is the third longest in the world... 1449 01:11:51,184 --> 01:11:52,602 This is a good company. 1450 01:11:52,644 --> 01:11:54,813 They make all the new condos downtown. 1451 01:11:54,855 --> 01:11:55,814 How much? 1452 01:11:55,856 --> 01:11:56,898 $12 an hour. 1453 01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:57,899 Plus their MIS guy 1454 01:11:57,941 --> 01:11:59,109 Is leaving in three months. 1455 01:11:59,192 --> 01:12:00,944 I'm going to update my certifications 1456 01:12:00,986 --> 01:12:02,195 And take his job over. 1457 01:12:02,195 --> 01:12:03,363 Then I'll make bank. 1458 01:12:06,867 --> 01:12:08,618 Such an asshole. 1459 01:12:08,702 --> 01:12:10,620 What? Why? This shit is real. 1460 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:12,622 This is a great job, the pay is outstanding 1461 01:12:12,622 --> 01:12:15,542 And it's a great opportunity for me to do what I want to do. 1462 01:12:15,584 --> 01:12:17,294 I know. 1463 01:12:17,377 --> 01:12:20,464 It's so... it's so Mike, you know. 1464 01:12:20,547 --> 01:12:22,716 You can't just go out and get a shitty job. 1465 01:12:22,799 --> 01:12:24,217 You gotta... you gotta get a... 1466 01:12:24,217 --> 01:12:25,218 A dream job? 1467 01:12:25,218 --> 01:12:26,553 Yeah, a dream job. 1468 01:12:26,595 --> 01:12:29,556 Well, why shouldn't your dream guy have a dream job? 1469 01:12:29,556 --> 01:12:31,558 ...the ambitious plans of many opponents 1470 01:12:31,641 --> 01:12:34,561 On the County Board of Supervisors... 1471 01:12:42,069 --> 01:12:44,404 Come here, I have a job for you. 1472 01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:58,001 What the fuck is taking so long? 1473 01:12:58,085 --> 01:12:59,586 I knew this shit would happen. 1474 01:12:59,586 --> 01:13:00,921 She hates my ass. 1475 01:13:00,962 --> 01:13:03,256 She's not going to let him go. 1476 01:13:03,256 --> 01:13:05,092 Go knock. 1477 01:13:06,718 --> 01:13:09,304 Dude, go knock. 1478 01:13:09,346 --> 01:13:13,767 Bro, drag his fucking ass out of there. 1479 01:13:20,941 --> 01:13:22,442 Yo, Miguel. 1480 01:13:24,945 --> 01:13:27,447 Hey. 1481 01:13:27,447 --> 01:13:30,367 Mike, hurry up. 1482 01:13:32,119 --> 01:13:33,453 Hey. 1483 01:13:33,453 --> 01:13:35,288 Yo, what the fuck are you doing? 1484 01:13:35,372 --> 01:13:36,707 Come on, dude. 1485 01:13:36,707 --> 01:13:38,792 Dog, I'm tearin' it up, man. 1486 01:13:38,875 --> 01:13:41,169 I'm hittin' it, bro. It's been a few days. 1487 01:13:41,211 --> 01:13:43,880 You guys just go ahead, man. I'm gonna chill. 1488 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,298 What? 1489 01:13:45,298 --> 01:13:47,801 I'm just gonna kick it here with the woman. 1490 01:13:47,801 --> 01:13:50,470 You said you'd go, man. 1491 01:13:50,512 --> 01:13:52,097 Your woman's in your head. 1492 01:13:52,097 --> 01:13:53,140 That's wrong. 1493 01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,474 She's got your nuts, bro. 1494 01:13:54,474 --> 01:13:56,393 Dog, dog... 1495 01:13:56,476 --> 01:13:59,396 Sylvia's all happy 'cause I got a job, all right, dude? 1496 01:13:59,438 --> 01:14:01,314 She wants us to fuckin' chill together. 1497 01:14:01,314 --> 01:14:04,901 Man, that girl put the zap on your head. 1498 01:14:04,985 --> 01:14:06,570 This is our last chance to hang. 1499 01:14:06,570 --> 01:14:09,906 You're like my brother. Yeah. 1500 01:14:09,990 --> 01:14:11,575 You're all I got. You're gonna dog me like that? 1501 01:14:11,658 --> 01:14:12,951 I ain't no fucking do... 1502 01:14:12,993 --> 01:14:15,162 How are you, baby? 1503 01:14:15,162 --> 01:14:17,330 Hey, Sylvia, he's going to Mexico. 1504 01:14:17,414 --> 01:14:20,709 No, he isn't, Jim. Yes, he is. 1505 01:14:20,751 --> 01:14:24,755 I'm joining the feds. I'm gone, I'm out of here next week. 1506 01:14:24,755 --> 01:14:26,339 The least you can do 1507 01:14:26,339 --> 01:14:27,758 Is let my best friend 1508 01:14:27,758 --> 01:14:29,092 See me off. 1509 01:14:29,092 --> 01:14:30,260 Baby, it's not safe. 1510 01:14:30,260 --> 01:14:31,720 All you're going to do is drink. 1511 01:14:31,762 --> 01:14:33,764 Aw, fuck, man. 1512 01:14:33,805 --> 01:14:35,515 Mike, come on. 1513 01:14:35,515 --> 01:14:37,392 Come on, fuck, man! 1514 01:14:37,434 --> 01:14:39,186 Come on, you promised. 1515 01:14:39,269 --> 01:14:40,771 You promised, man. 1516 01:14:40,854 --> 01:14:45,942 Yo... I promised, Sylvia, okay? 1517 01:14:46,026 --> 01:14:47,861 Mike, you're not going to Mexico. 1518 01:14:47,903 --> 01:14:49,613 What? 1519 01:14:49,696 --> 01:14:51,198 You're not going. 1520 01:14:51,198 --> 01:14:54,367 I'm not your fucking puppet, Sylvia. 1521 01:14:54,367 --> 01:14:56,745 All right, you know what, do what you want. 1522 01:14:56,787 --> 01:14:59,039 But I'm not going to be here when you get back. 1523 01:14:59,122 --> 01:15:00,290 That's fucked up. 1524 01:15:00,332 --> 01:15:02,292 Why you got to lay that bullshit on him? 1525 01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:04,211 Because I don't want him going with you, Jim. 1526 01:15:04,294 --> 01:15:06,296 You're fucking nuts. 1527 01:15:06,296 --> 01:15:08,548 You're crazy and you're dangerous, 1528 01:15:08,632 --> 01:15:10,550 And my biggest nightmare is you with a fucking badge. 1529 01:15:10,550 --> 01:15:12,052 You're the last person who should have one. 1530 01:15:12,052 --> 01:15:13,053 Yeah? Yeah. 1531 01:15:13,053 --> 01:15:14,221 That's not bullshit, it's the truth. 1532 01:15:14,221 --> 01:15:15,514 Fuck this! 1533 01:15:15,555 --> 01:15:16,640 Whoa, wait. 1534 01:15:16,723 --> 01:15:18,141 Whatever, man. 1535 01:15:18,225 --> 01:15:20,727 Fuckin' thanks, homie! 1536 01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:21,812 Yeah, laters. 1537 01:15:21,895 --> 01:15:24,231 Bye. 1538 01:15:24,314 --> 01:15:25,649 Yo, yo. 1539 01:15:25,649 --> 01:15:26,983 I'm going. 1540 01:15:28,402 --> 01:15:29,403 I gotta go. 1541 01:15:29,403 --> 01:15:31,071 Get the fuck out of here, go! 1542 01:15:32,406 --> 01:15:33,156 Go! 1543 01:15:33,198 --> 01:15:34,908 Fuck this shit, man. 1544 01:15:34,991 --> 01:15:36,243 Good night, Sylvia. 1545 01:15:36,326 --> 01:15:37,411 Kiss my ass, Jim. 1546 01:15:37,411 --> 01:15:39,454 Oh, any time, sellout. 1547 01:15:39,496 --> 01:15:42,124 Oh, you going to be happy once he's dead? Huh? 1548 01:15:51,091 --> 01:15:52,426 Hey, Toussaint. 1549 01:15:52,426 --> 01:15:54,094 I heard the battle, man. 1550 01:15:54,136 --> 01:15:56,430 Yo, your lady didn't want you going, huh? 1551 01:15:56,430 --> 01:15:57,931 No, but I'm going. 1552 01:15:57,931 --> 01:15:59,433 Hell, yeah. Shit. 1553 01:15:59,516 --> 01:16:01,017 I'm a motherfucking man. That's right. 1554 01:16:01,101 --> 01:16:03,103 Shit. I walk the Earth at will. 1555 01:16:03,186 --> 01:16:05,063 Damn right. I do whatever the fuck I want. 1556 01:16:05,105 --> 01:16:06,106 You know, we're men, right? 1557 01:16:06,189 --> 01:16:07,357 We're men, right? That's right. 1558 01:16:07,441 --> 01:16:08,692 That's what we do, right? 1559 01:16:08,692 --> 01:16:10,360 Amen. And don't worry-- 1560 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,612 Home girl will be right there waiting when you get back. 1561 01:16:12,612 --> 01:16:13,780 You're right. You're right. 1562 01:16:13,780 --> 01:16:14,990 She wouldn't play that shit like that. 1563 01:16:15,031 --> 01:16:16,450 Shit, I got a fucking job for real. 1564 01:16:16,450 --> 01:16:17,367 You did. 1565 01:16:17,367 --> 01:16:18,869 Plus you're my homie, dog. You're my homie. 1566 01:16:19,036 --> 01:16:20,537 You're going to go fucking do your thing 1567 01:16:20,620 --> 01:16:22,372 And this is it. No, shit, dude. 1568 01:16:22,456 --> 01:16:23,457 Yo, we're all dogs. 1569 01:16:23,457 --> 01:16:24,791 I got you guys back, man. 1570 01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:25,876 No doubt, no doubt. 1571 01:16:26,043 --> 01:16:27,627 It's just going to be fucking cool, yo. 1572 01:16:27,711 --> 01:16:29,379 I got a job, you got a job. 1573 01:16:29,463 --> 01:16:30,881 Shit, I got some bud. 1574 01:16:31,048 --> 01:16:32,299 We got some smokes. We got some 1575 01:16:32,299 --> 01:16:34,051 Motherfucking money. We are on a mission. 1576 01:16:34,051 --> 01:16:37,054 Let's get our heads together so we can achieve our objective 1577 01:16:37,054 --> 01:16:38,221 In a timely manner. 1578 01:16:38,221 --> 01:16:40,807 Let's get deployed, people. 1579 01:17:06,041 --> 01:17:08,126 Wake up, wake up, wake up. 1580 01:17:08,126 --> 01:17:09,252 Rise and fucking shine. 1581 01:17:09,336 --> 01:17:11,797 Come on, ladies. Chow time. 1582 01:17:11,838 --> 01:17:13,006 Chow's getting cold. 1583 01:17:13,090 --> 01:17:16,093 Oh, what the fuck, Jim? Chill, dude. 1584 01:17:31,608 --> 01:17:33,193 Dude, where are we? 1585 01:17:33,276 --> 01:17:36,238 Family, man. 1586 01:17:36,279 --> 01:17:37,823 Damn! It's a shizzack... 1587 01:17:37,864 --> 01:17:38,865 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1588 01:17:38,865 --> 01:17:41,368 It's a home, all right? 1589 01:17:41,368 --> 01:17:43,578 Respect, bro. 1590 01:17:43,620 --> 01:17:45,455 Straighten up, fellas. 1591 01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:50,794 My old lady, Marta. 1592 01:17:50,836 --> 01:17:51,795 Hola. 1593 01:17:51,795 --> 01:17:52,963 Mike. Hola, mucho gusto. 1594 01:17:53,004 --> 01:17:54,506 Hola, Mike. Toussaint. 1595 01:17:54,506 --> 01:17:55,966 Hola. Hola. Hola. 1596 01:17:56,049 --> 01:17:57,634 Hola. Marisa. 1597 01:17:57,634 --> 01:17:58,719 Buenos dias. Mi mama. 1598 01:17:58,802 --> 01:17:59,720 Mucho gusto. Marta's mom. 1599 01:17:59,761 --> 01:18:01,722 Buenos dias. 1600 01:18:01,763 --> 01:18:03,056 Vicki. Vicki. 1601 01:18:03,056 --> 01:18:04,975 La prima, esa es mi prima. 1602 01:18:05,058 --> 01:18:06,143 Mucho gusto. 1603 01:18:06,226 --> 01:18:07,394 Mucho gusto. Mike. Vicki. 1604 01:18:07,394 --> 01:18:09,104 Toussaint. 1605 01:18:09,146 --> 01:18:10,313 Vicki. 1606 01:18:10,397 --> 01:18:11,815 Okay. 1607 01:18:11,898 --> 01:18:13,400 Hey, grab yourselves a rock. 1608 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,152 Sí, por favor, sientense. 1609 01:18:17,487 --> 01:18:18,488 Vicki? 1610 01:18:18,488 --> 01:18:20,157 ¿Café, quieren café? 1611 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,159 Sí, café, por favor. Vicki, andale. 1612 01:18:22,159 --> 01:18:24,411 Tranquila, baby. 1613 01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:28,582 ¡Mama! 1614 01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:30,751 Yeah, w-What's she saying, dude? 1615 01:18:30,834 --> 01:18:32,836 Oh, they... they think you're cool. 1616 01:18:32,919 --> 01:18:34,004 Oh, sweet. 1617 01:18:36,339 --> 01:18:38,175 Aquí tienes. Gracias. 1618 01:18:38,175 --> 01:18:40,510 Caliente. Thank you. 1619 01:18:44,347 --> 01:18:45,557 Dude... 1620 01:18:45,599 --> 01:18:47,017 Marta's fine as fuck, bro. 1621 01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:48,226 Hey, hey, hey... 1622 01:18:48,268 --> 01:18:50,312 I'm just saying, dude. You need to marry her, bro. 1623 01:18:50,353 --> 01:18:52,689 If you don't, you're a fool. 1624 01:18:52,773 --> 01:18:54,858 ¿Que dice? 1625 01:18:54,858 --> 01:18:57,861 Oh... 1626 01:18:57,861 --> 01:18:59,946 Oh, that shit's good, man. 1627 01:19:00,030 --> 01:19:02,532 No shit, you know they got that good fucking weed from here. 1628 01:19:02,532 --> 01:19:05,452 That's what I want. Some of that good shit. 1629 01:19:05,535 --> 01:19:07,871 You know where some fields are or something, Jim? 1630 01:19:07,996 --> 01:19:10,457 Yeah, that's not... I want to see, like, where they grow it. 1631 01:19:10,457 --> 01:19:11,625 You know, and then maybe 1632 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:13,752 They'll let us go out and, like, pick some. 1633 01:19:13,752 --> 01:19:15,879 You know, pick some of that really good weed. 1634 01:19:26,556 --> 01:19:27,724 Shit. 1635 01:19:33,146 --> 01:19:34,147 Toussaint? 1636 01:19:38,985 --> 01:19:40,987 This is nice. 1637 01:19:41,071 --> 01:19:43,323 This is beautiful, man. 1638 01:19:43,407 --> 01:19:44,491 Dog, you see this? 1639 01:19:44,533 --> 01:19:46,827 Here. 1640 01:19:48,203 --> 01:19:49,204 Mmm... 1641 01:19:49,246 --> 01:19:50,414 Beautiful... 1642 01:19:50,414 --> 01:19:51,665 Man! 1643 01:19:51,748 --> 01:19:53,166 Mmm! 1644 01:19:53,166 --> 01:19:55,252 When the hell'd you get all the pistos, dog? 1645 01:19:55,335 --> 01:19:56,545 Mexico, man. 1646 01:19:56,586 --> 01:19:57,587 It's magic. 1647 01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:02,926 He bleed? 1648 01:20:03,009 --> 01:20:03,927 Like a stuffed pig. 1649 01:20:05,095 --> 01:20:06,930 How'd Letty know you were tearing up her sister? 1650 01:20:06,972 --> 01:20:09,516 That fuckin' bitch Patti, right? 1651 01:20:09,558 --> 01:20:11,184 Ah... I took her to dinner. 1652 01:20:11,268 --> 01:20:13,520 Took her for a cruise up to Malibu, you know? 1653 01:20:13,603 --> 01:20:16,273 Got up all in it. Back of my ride... 1654 01:20:16,314 --> 01:20:17,941 Pounded that fish, man. 1655 01:20:18,024 --> 01:20:19,359 Good fuckin' fish. 1656 01:20:19,401 --> 01:20:20,485 I figured the crazy broad 1657 01:20:20,527 --> 01:20:21,862 Pulled out some hairs and pubes 1658 01:20:21,862 --> 01:20:23,613 And stashed it in the seat, you know? 1659 01:20:23,613 --> 01:20:26,241 Oh, dude, you got to watch that shit, man. 1660 01:20:26,241 --> 01:20:28,535 Chicks get treacherous. 1661 01:20:28,618 --> 01:20:31,204 Yeah, no shit. Sibling rivalry, Jim. 1662 01:20:31,204 --> 01:20:32,622 Next day, 1663 01:20:32,622 --> 01:20:35,083 I'm driving around with Letty all kick back and shit, 1664 01:20:35,083 --> 01:20:38,462 And she radars in on this rat's nest, man. 1665 01:20:38,545 --> 01:20:41,298 Pulls out these long-Ass hairs, she's like "What are these?" 1666 01:20:41,339 --> 01:20:42,299 "Whose are these?" 1667 01:20:43,884 --> 01:20:46,887 She sees all the pubes mixed in, man... fuckin' busted. 1668 01:20:47,054 --> 01:20:48,889 Busted! Busted! 1669 01:20:49,056 --> 01:20:50,223 Oh! 1670 01:20:50,223 --> 01:20:52,559 Dude, how'd she know they were her sister's? 1671 01:20:52,642 --> 01:20:54,061 Oh, come on, dude. 1672 01:20:54,144 --> 01:20:55,645 Mexican chick voodoo, right, Mike? 1673 01:20:55,729 --> 01:20:57,230 You know, live and learn. 1674 01:20:57,230 --> 01:20:59,733 Yep, next time you'll be all up in your ride 1675 01:20:59,733 --> 01:21:01,568 With the Super Vac, dude. Treachery! 1676 01:21:01,651 --> 01:21:03,653 Yep, treachery. 1677 01:21:09,659 --> 01:21:11,745 Um... 1678 01:21:11,745 --> 01:21:13,497 Shouldn't we be 1679 01:21:13,497 --> 01:21:14,706 Helping them? 1680 01:21:14,748 --> 01:21:16,249 You know how to hand wash? 1681 01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,834 No. Then don't sweat it. 1682 01:21:17,876 --> 01:21:18,919 Yeah, we're men. 1683 01:21:19,086 --> 01:21:20,504 They know we don't do that shit. 1684 01:21:20,587 --> 01:21:21,505 That's right. 1685 01:21:21,546 --> 01:21:22,923 We're men. 1686 01:21:24,758 --> 01:21:26,093 Oh, yeah! 1687 01:21:29,304 --> 01:21:30,514 This is paradise, huh? 1688 01:21:30,597 --> 01:21:31,932 Mm-Hmm. 1689 01:21:33,767 --> 01:21:35,352 Yo, Mike? 1690 01:21:35,435 --> 01:21:36,853 Yeah? 1691 01:21:36,937 --> 01:21:38,146 They're sending me to Colombia. 1692 01:21:43,777 --> 01:21:46,530 Colombia. 1693 01:21:46,571 --> 01:21:48,198 Who, the man? 1694 01:21:48,281 --> 01:21:50,158 Yep. 1695 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,369 They're tearing shit up down there, they need my help. 1696 01:21:52,452 --> 01:21:54,287 Doing what? 1697 01:21:54,287 --> 01:21:56,206 Busting up drug labs and drug lords 1698 01:21:56,206 --> 01:21:57,874 And all that shit. You got it. 1699 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:00,377 Gonna be an advisor, you know-- Shoot him, him and him. 1700 01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:02,546 Then it's back to the barracks for bitches and beer. 1701 01:22:02,629 --> 01:22:04,464 I'm set. 1702 01:22:04,464 --> 01:22:06,633 Why do you want to do that shit, dude? 1703 01:22:06,633 --> 01:22:08,218 I mean... 1704 01:22:08,301 --> 01:22:11,596 What about Marta, you know? 1705 01:22:11,638 --> 01:22:12,639 I mean... 1706 01:22:12,723 --> 01:22:14,641 Ain't gonna happen. 1707 01:22:14,683 --> 01:22:17,144 They told me not to get married. 1708 01:22:17,144 --> 01:22:19,062 That's messed. 1709 01:22:19,146 --> 01:22:20,147 They really told you that? 1710 01:22:20,230 --> 01:22:21,940 Not straight up, but I heard 'em. 1711 01:22:21,982 --> 01:22:24,818 Yo, if the feds won't let you hook up with your old lady, 1712 01:22:24,818 --> 01:22:26,486 You need to tell them to fuck off. 1713 01:22:26,570 --> 01:22:27,988 Yeah, I mean, 1714 01:22:27,988 --> 01:22:30,657 You love her, she loves you, right? 1715 01:22:30,741 --> 01:22:33,326 Dude, you need to move down here, marry Marta, 1716 01:22:33,410 --> 01:22:34,828 You know, get a good-Ass job 1717 01:22:34,911 --> 01:22:37,497 Working with fucking tourists or something. 1718 01:22:37,497 --> 01:22:38,915 Fuck that. 1719 01:22:38,915 --> 01:22:41,209 Taking bucket baths in cold-Ass water? 1720 01:22:41,251 --> 01:22:43,086 You know, wading around in ankle-Deep mud? 1721 01:22:43,086 --> 01:22:44,087 Outhouses, man! 1722 01:22:44,171 --> 01:22:46,089 Fuckin' outhouses! 1723 01:22:46,173 --> 01:22:48,175 You told Marta yet? 1724 01:22:52,095 --> 01:22:53,722 You love this place. 1725 01:22:53,764 --> 01:22:57,017 It's in your eyes, man. 1726 01:22:57,100 --> 01:22:59,519 Dude, this is what it's all about. 1727 01:22:59,519 --> 01:23:03,774 You got a woman that loves you and a place to stay. 1728 01:23:03,857 --> 01:23:05,442 You'd be happy here, and you know it. 1729 01:23:05,525 --> 01:23:09,780 Yeah, well, shacking up with Marta, 1730 01:23:09,863 --> 01:23:14,951 Squeezing out some puppies, has its appeal, but... 1731 01:23:15,035 --> 01:23:18,288 This is my career. 1732 01:23:18,330 --> 01:23:20,332 I got one shot. 1733 01:23:20,374 --> 01:23:21,917 You're making a mistake. 1734 01:23:22,042 --> 01:23:26,713 You should stay right here with your lady. 1735 01:23:26,797 --> 01:23:28,173 What the fuck you gonna do 1736 01:23:28,173 --> 01:23:30,050 In Colombia? 1737 01:23:32,302 --> 01:23:34,221 Whack people, 1738 01:23:34,221 --> 01:23:35,472 Program shit. 1739 01:23:35,514 --> 01:23:38,141 You ain't down, fuck you. 1740 01:23:38,225 --> 01:23:40,060 Bring in my gunships 1741 01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:43,146 And smoke your little jungle hideaway. You know? 1742 01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:44,856 I mean, I'm a solider of the apocalypse, man. 1743 01:23:44,856 --> 01:23:46,066 I'll be in a chopper, 1744 01:23:46,149 --> 01:23:49,820 Door-Gunning villagers and shit. Fuck 'em. 1745 01:23:49,903 --> 01:23:52,697 Kill the chickens and dogs, too, man. 1746 01:23:54,074 --> 01:23:56,576 I don't give a fuck. 1747 01:24:08,505 --> 01:24:09,589 Shh, shh... 1748 01:24:30,235 --> 01:24:31,361 Yeah. 1749 01:26:01,702 --> 01:26:02,786 Doce años. 1750 01:26:02,869 --> 01:26:04,454 Doce años. Doce años... 1751 01:26:04,454 --> 01:26:06,665 Doce... we've been together that long. 1752 01:26:06,707 --> 01:26:07,958 Es muy bonita. 1753 01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:09,334 Man, you're bring sand to the beach, dumb ass. 1754 01:26:09,376 --> 01:26:11,628 Cover that shit up. Jim, dude! 1755 01:26:11,628 --> 01:26:12,796 Huh? 1756 01:26:12,879 --> 01:26:15,298 How you say, um, "You're beautiful" in Spanish? 1757 01:26:15,298 --> 01:26:16,883 Huh? "Bonita." Bonita. 1758 01:26:19,302 --> 01:26:21,555 Come on, you don't know that shit, Toussaint? 1759 01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:23,348 Tu... bonita. 1760 01:26:23,390 --> 01:26:24,474 Gracias. 1761 01:26:24,558 --> 01:26:26,017 Hey, baby, see my new one? 1762 01:26:26,059 --> 01:26:27,394 Right, did I get it? Huh? 1763 01:26:27,394 --> 01:26:28,645 Think I got it? 1764 01:26:28,729 --> 01:26:31,815 Yeah, she got the point. 1765 01:26:34,985 --> 01:26:38,405 Yo, Mike, that chick digs you. 1766 01:26:38,447 --> 01:26:40,240 What chick? 1767 01:26:41,825 --> 01:26:43,827 Oh, she's good, dog. 1768 01:26:43,910 --> 01:26:46,079 Yeah, name's Lila. 1769 01:26:46,079 --> 01:26:48,165 She's a freak. She'll fuck you, dude. 1770 01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:51,418 She's a freak, huh? 1771 01:26:51,460 --> 01:26:53,086 How you know? You fuck her? 1772 01:26:53,128 --> 01:26:55,172 No, out of respect for Marta. 1773 01:26:55,213 --> 01:26:58,341 Not that I don't want... Hey, baby. 1774 01:26:58,425 --> 01:27:01,887 Ask her to dance. 1775 01:27:01,970 --> 01:27:04,056 I'm not cheating on Sylvia, dude. 1776 01:27:05,849 --> 01:27:09,102 There's a big gap between dancing and fucking, man. 1777 01:27:09,102 --> 01:27:11,021 Go explore it. 1778 01:27:12,189 --> 01:27:13,857 No shit. 1779 01:30:02,859 --> 01:30:04,403 No. 1780 01:30:15,956 --> 01:30:17,541 You're fucking nuts. 1781 01:31:24,357 --> 01:31:26,526 You fucked up, woman. 1782 01:31:28,195 --> 01:31:30,197 I'll do it. 1783 01:31:35,369 --> 01:31:36,870 It's easy. 1784 01:31:53,970 --> 01:31:57,307 Jim! 1785 01:32:22,082 --> 01:32:24,084 What's up, man, huh? 1786 01:32:24,084 --> 01:32:25,585 Where's Toussaint? 1787 01:32:25,669 --> 01:32:27,087 He's dancing. 1788 01:32:27,087 --> 01:32:28,088 Yeah? Yeah. 1789 01:32:28,088 --> 01:32:29,089 You gonna get back 1790 01:32:29,089 --> 01:32:30,257 To the party? Yeah. 1791 01:32:30,257 --> 01:32:32,509 Let's get back to the party, man. 1792 01:32:34,010 --> 01:32:35,846 Yeah. Hey, uh, go, 1793 01:32:35,929 --> 01:32:37,514 Go tell Toussaint that 1794 01:32:37,597 --> 01:32:39,099 We're gonna get the fuck out of here, man. 1795 01:32:39,182 --> 01:32:40,767 Just go into the party, tell him we're gonna go. 1796 01:32:40,851 --> 01:32:41,768 We're leaving, huh? 1797 01:32:41,852 --> 01:32:43,270 Yeah, yeah, we're gonna leave. 1798 01:32:43,353 --> 01:32:44,938 Let's go, yeah? 1799 01:32:45,021 --> 01:32:46,106 Yeah, let's go. 1800 01:32:46,189 --> 01:32:47,524 Go ahead, go get Toussaint, man. 1801 01:32:47,607 --> 01:32:48,608 Go get him. 1802 01:32:56,366 --> 01:32:58,201 Hey, we're going. 1803 01:32:58,201 --> 01:32:59,202 Come on. 1804 01:32:59,202 --> 01:33:00,203 Fuck you, dude. 1805 01:33:00,203 --> 01:33:02,205 I'm having a great time, bro. 1806 01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:04,291 Then walk back to L.A., motherfucker. 1807 01:33:04,374 --> 01:33:05,792 You're in the car or not. 1808 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:11,798 He's fucking crazy, man. What the fuck! 1809 01:33:11,798 --> 01:33:14,801 All right, let's go, man. 1810 01:33:16,553 --> 01:33:19,056 Hey, yo, what the fuck is your problem, psycho?! 1811 01:33:19,056 --> 01:33:20,807 Hey, hey, homeboy's losing it, all right? 1812 01:33:20,807 --> 01:33:23,810 Shut the fuck up and just get in the car, all right? 1813 01:33:23,894 --> 01:33:24,895 Fucking bullshit! 1814 01:33:27,397 --> 01:33:28,732 Fucked up! 1815 01:33:57,761 --> 01:34:01,181 Dude, dude... dude, slow down. 1816 01:34:04,601 --> 01:34:06,103 Fuck, man. 1817 01:34:06,186 --> 01:34:09,773 Whoo, yeah, man. 1818 01:34:09,773 --> 01:34:11,441 Slow down, you crazy motherfucker! 1819 01:34:11,441 --> 01:34:14,194 I want a cop to pull me over. 1820 01:34:15,779 --> 01:34:18,031 Treachery. 1821 01:34:18,031 --> 01:34:19,950 Fucking treachery. 1822 01:34:19,950 --> 01:34:22,285 Jim, slow down! 1823 01:34:22,285 --> 01:34:23,453 Shut up! 1824 01:34:24,621 --> 01:34:26,039 Fuck, dude. 1825 01:34:26,790 --> 01:34:29,042 Only female I trust. 1826 01:34:31,128 --> 01:34:32,963 Fuck you, God! 1827 01:34:33,046 --> 01:34:36,550 You ain't got the fucking balls to take my ass. 1828 01:34:38,135 --> 01:34:41,638 Jim, don't say that shit, dude. 1829 01:34:56,737 --> 01:34:57,904 Jim! 1830 01:35:00,907 --> 01:35:04,494 Dude, you are getting out of control, okay? 1831 01:35:04,578 --> 01:35:07,080 You need psychiatric help, man. 1832 01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:10,417 You're seriously fucked up, dude. 1833 01:35:10,417 --> 01:35:15,922 All right, you need to sue the military or something. 1834 01:35:15,922 --> 01:35:17,674 You used to be mellow. 1835 01:35:21,011 --> 01:35:22,262 Later, homie. 1836 01:35:22,345 --> 01:35:24,097 'Night, dog. 1837 01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:26,349 Laters. 1838 01:35:26,349 --> 01:35:28,351 Dude, I ain't hanging around you anymore 1839 01:35:28,351 --> 01:35:29,686 Until you get some fucking help. 1840 01:35:29,686 --> 01:35:32,439 You can 12-Step off, bitch. 1841 01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:34,775 You're dismissed. 1842 01:35:47,537 --> 01:35:49,289 He's right, dude. 1843 01:35:49,373 --> 01:35:50,374 Yeah. 1844 01:35:53,293 --> 01:35:55,796 Georgia will get me squared away. 1845 01:35:55,879 --> 01:35:58,715 Hope so. 1846 01:35:58,715 --> 01:36:02,219 What was that shit with Marta, dude? 1847 01:36:02,219 --> 01:36:06,973 I don't know why that happened. 1848 01:36:09,142 --> 01:36:11,228 But I'm cool. I'm cool now. 1849 01:36:11,311 --> 01:36:13,146 Okay? 1850 01:36:15,065 --> 01:36:16,066 Yeah. 1851 01:36:16,066 --> 01:36:17,734 I'm cool. 1852 01:36:28,829 --> 01:36:31,164 Look, dude, she told me she was pregnant. 1853 01:36:31,164 --> 01:36:32,916 I had a panic attack. 1854 01:36:32,999 --> 01:36:34,084 I pulled my gun. 1855 01:36:34,084 --> 01:36:35,335 Come on, dog, 1856 01:36:35,335 --> 01:36:37,087 I thought you loved her, dude. 1857 01:36:37,170 --> 01:36:39,673 I do. 1858 01:36:39,673 --> 01:36:41,758 God, fuck. 1859 01:36:41,758 --> 01:36:44,511 Come on, man, let's go drop off that bud. 1860 01:36:47,931 --> 01:36:49,182 What bud? 1861 01:36:49,266 --> 01:36:52,102 There's 20 kilos in the trunk. 1862 01:36:52,102 --> 01:36:53,437 Say that again? 1863 01:36:53,437 --> 01:36:55,605 There's 20 kilos in the trunk, man. 1864 01:36:57,190 --> 01:36:58,525 Of weed? Yeah. 1865 01:36:58,525 --> 01:36:59,860 Get the fuck out of here, man. 1866 01:36:59,860 --> 01:37:01,361 I picked it up at the party. 1867 01:37:01,361 --> 01:37:03,697 I'm dropping it at Casper's. 1868 01:37:03,780 --> 01:37:05,365 Casper's? 1869 01:37:05,449 --> 01:37:07,200 I get three Gs. 1870 01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:10,287 We get three Gs. 1871 01:37:10,287 --> 01:37:11,872 You drove it across the border? 1872 01:37:11,955 --> 01:37:14,041 Yeah. 1873 01:37:14,041 --> 01:37:15,375 What if they would've caught us? 1874 01:37:15,375 --> 01:37:17,210 Couldn't happen, man. 1875 01:37:17,210 --> 01:37:20,797 My shit is on fire right now, man. 1876 01:37:20,881 --> 01:37:23,467 My shit is wired right now, man. 1877 01:37:23,550 --> 01:37:25,635 You risked my ass without telling me? 1878 01:37:25,719 --> 01:37:28,472 That's not cool, man. For three fucking Gs? 1879 01:37:28,555 --> 01:37:31,224 That's... that's a good rate for transporting that. 1880 01:37:31,224 --> 01:37:33,226 Shit, if I'd told you, 1881 01:37:33,226 --> 01:37:34,394 You would have gotten 1882 01:37:34,478 --> 01:37:37,064 All fucking hinkey at the border, man, gotten us nabbed. 1883 01:37:37,147 --> 01:37:39,066 I wouldn't have been in the fucking car, dude! 1884 01:37:39,149 --> 01:37:41,485 I would've been on motherfucking Greyhound. 1885 01:37:41,568 --> 01:37:43,487 That's a serious breach of the homie code, man, 1886 01:37:43,570 --> 01:37:45,155 Not fuckin' telling me. 1887 01:37:45,155 --> 01:37:47,824 I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, you know. 1888 01:37:47,991 --> 01:37:50,160 I should've had... I should've got you guys, 1889 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:51,745 You know, walk across the border. 1890 01:37:51,745 --> 01:37:53,246 I could've met you somewhere. 1891 01:37:53,246 --> 01:37:55,415 But, you know, I got bills, I got shit. 1892 01:37:55,499 --> 01:37:56,750 I gotta put my shit in storage. 1893 01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:59,086 I gotta get gas out to Georgia. 1894 01:37:59,169 --> 01:38:01,088 Oh, fuck your money woes, dog! 1895 01:38:01,088 --> 01:38:03,173 I am not catching a fuckin' case for you. 1896 01:38:03,256 --> 01:38:05,175 Let me out of the fucking car right now. 1897 01:38:05,175 --> 01:38:06,760 Fuck, man. Come on, man, let's drop this shit off. 1898 01:38:06,843 --> 01:38:07,761 Let's get paid! 1899 01:38:07,844 --> 01:38:09,262 Let me out right here. 1900 01:38:09,346 --> 01:38:10,764 Mi-Mi-Mi-Mike! Listen, listen! 1901 01:38:10,764 --> 01:38:12,099 Let me out right here, right now! 1902 01:38:12,182 --> 01:38:14,101 You will feel so much better with a fistful of twenties. 1903 01:38:14,184 --> 01:38:15,769 Huh? 1904 01:38:16,853 --> 01:38:19,356 Dude, we're drunk, 1905 01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:22,025 And we got a trunk full of fuckin' weed, dude, I am not... 1906 01:38:22,109 --> 01:38:24,611 Okay, fuckin', Mike, don't bitch out on me! 1907 01:38:24,611 --> 01:38:27,781 Don't fucking bitch out on me! 1908 01:38:27,781 --> 01:38:29,282 I am still on probation, dick head. 1909 01:38:29,366 --> 01:38:30,867 Let me out now! 1910 01:38:30,951 --> 01:38:32,119 Let me out right here right fuckin' now, dude! 1911 01:38:32,119 --> 01:38:33,870 Let me get paid, will you? 1912 01:38:33,954 --> 01:38:35,372 Will you fuckin' let me get paid?! 1913 01:38:35,455 --> 01:38:36,456 Oh, yo, get paid, man. 1914 01:38:36,540 --> 01:38:38,542 Fuckin' go for it, all right? 1915 01:38:38,625 --> 01:38:41,044 Just let me get the fuck out. I don't give a fuck, dude. 1916 01:38:44,798 --> 01:38:47,384 What the fuck are you doing, man? 1917 01:38:48,635 --> 01:38:50,887 What the fuck are you doing, Jim? 1918 01:38:50,971 --> 01:38:52,472 What the fuck? What the fuck? 1919 01:38:52,556 --> 01:38:53,640 Fuck you! 1920 01:39:00,647 --> 01:39:03,483 Fuck, I'm sorry, dude, 1921 01:39:03,483 --> 01:39:04,568 I'm sorry, dude. 1922 01:39:04,651 --> 01:39:06,653 Okay? I'm sorry. 1923 01:39:06,653 --> 01:39:08,989 Why the fuck did you put a gun to my head? 1924 01:39:08,989 --> 01:39:11,742 Huh? 1925 01:39:11,825 --> 01:39:13,160 You gonna shoot me? 1926 01:39:13,160 --> 01:39:15,912 No, man. I'm sorry. I was trippin'. 1927 01:39:15,996 --> 01:39:20,167 I'd never... 1928 01:39:20,167 --> 01:39:23,336 I'd never put a fuckin' gun to your head, dude 1929 01:39:23,336 --> 01:39:24,504 I know. 1930 01:39:24,588 --> 01:39:27,007 I know you wouldn't, man. I'm sorry. 1931 01:39:27,090 --> 01:39:29,509 First your lady, now me, man. What the fuck is up? 1932 01:39:29,509 --> 01:39:31,511 I'm not thinking. 1933 01:39:31,511 --> 01:39:33,013 I got too much shit going on. 1934 01:39:36,767 --> 01:39:40,187 Oh, fuck, I'm just faded, man, that's all. 1935 01:39:40,270 --> 01:39:42,189 I'm just fuckin' fade right now, okay? 1936 01:39:42,272 --> 01:39:43,774 I'll cruise you by your pad. 1937 01:39:43,774 --> 01:39:44,941 I'll drop you off, man. 1938 01:39:44,941 --> 01:39:46,109 I'm sorry. 1939 01:39:46,193 --> 01:39:47,277 I'm sorry. 1940 01:39:47,361 --> 01:39:49,863 Yeah. You're a fuck-Up. 1941 01:39:52,199 --> 01:39:55,869 I'm going with you so you don't fuck this shit up, too. 1942 01:39:55,952 --> 01:40:00,457 We'll go to Casper's... get the money. 1943 01:40:00,457 --> 01:40:01,458 Yeah. 1944 01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:02,959 Then you can drop me off home, 1945 01:40:02,959 --> 01:40:05,796 You can go to Georgia fed out and be the fuckin' man. 1946 01:40:05,796 --> 01:40:09,299 Yeah, I'm gonna be the fucking man. 1947 01:40:09,299 --> 01:40:10,884 I can drop you off, you know. 1948 01:40:10,884 --> 01:40:12,636 Take you up the hill. 1949 01:40:12,636 --> 01:40:14,054 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1950 01:40:14,054 --> 01:40:16,973 No. 1951 01:40:17,057 --> 01:40:20,560 Keep on going. 1952 01:40:27,901 --> 01:40:28,902 Looks sketchy. 1953 01:40:28,902 --> 01:40:30,987 I don't know. 1954 01:40:35,158 --> 01:40:37,327 Ho, what, you gonna shoot their pigeons? 1955 01:40:37,411 --> 01:40:38,495 Yeah. 1956 01:40:38,578 --> 01:40:39,830 Just hurry up. 1957 01:40:52,676 --> 01:40:54,094 Yo, Casper! 1958 01:40:58,682 --> 01:41:00,183 Buenos noches, señor. 1959 01:41:01,518 --> 01:41:03,186 ¿Tiene losé cosatles? 1960 01:41:03,186 --> 01:41:04,438 Go pop the trunk, dude. 1961 01:41:13,864 --> 01:41:15,532 Con permiso. 1962 01:41:37,137 --> 01:41:38,722 What's up, Casper? 1963 01:41:38,805 --> 01:41:39,806 What up, Jim? 1964 01:41:39,890 --> 01:41:42,976 What's crackin', man. 1965 01:41:42,976 --> 01:41:44,478 Is that you, Mike? 1966 01:41:44,478 --> 01:41:45,395 Whassup, homes? 1967 01:41:45,479 --> 01:41:46,396 Yo, Casper. What up, dog? 1968 01:41:46,480 --> 01:41:48,148 Nothing, homey. How you been? 1969 01:41:48,148 --> 01:41:49,149 Still with Sylvia? 1970 01:41:49,149 --> 01:41:50,734 Hope so. 1971 01:41:50,817 --> 01:41:52,152 Gonna find out tonight. 1972 01:41:53,403 --> 01:41:54,571 So whassup with your brother, dog? 1973 01:41:54,654 --> 01:41:55,739 Fernie? 1974 01:41:55,739 --> 01:41:57,324 Got blasted by the hulas awhile back, ese. 1975 01:41:57,407 --> 01:41:58,742 Damn. 1976 01:41:58,742 --> 01:42:00,744 Sorry to hear that, dog. 1977 01:42:00,827 --> 01:42:02,162 You play, you pay. 1978 01:42:02,245 --> 01:42:03,497 He knew what time it was. 1979 01:42:03,580 --> 01:42:05,248 Right. 1980 01:42:05,248 --> 01:42:06,917 Hey, we gotta bounce. 1981 01:42:07,000 --> 01:42:08,251 You got the money? 1982 01:42:08,251 --> 01:42:10,587 Yeah, just let me check the shit, okay? 1983 01:42:12,756 --> 01:42:14,925 Yo, bring the feria, homey! 1984 01:42:16,176 --> 01:42:17,844 How's your old lady? 1985 01:42:17,844 --> 01:42:20,680 Eh... bitch finally graduated, yo. 1986 01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:22,015 Oh, fuck it! 1987 01:42:22,099 --> 01:42:23,934 Yeah, now she can support my ass, eh? 1988 01:42:23,934 --> 01:42:25,185 I got all the feria right here, dog. 1989 01:42:25,268 --> 01:42:27,020 It's all rolled up and shit. 1990 01:42:27,104 --> 01:42:27,938 You know what I mean? 1991 01:42:28,021 --> 01:42:29,523 Ready to go, dog. Check this out, homes. 1992 01:42:29,523 --> 01:42:30,524 Ah, hell, nah! 1993 01:42:30,524 --> 01:42:31,858 Yo, hold up, dog. Don't trip. 1994 01:42:31,942 --> 01:42:33,694 I know these fools. They're with me, ese. 1995 01:42:33,694 --> 01:42:34,778 These are the fools that jacked me, man! 1996 01:42:34,861 --> 01:42:37,114 Fuck these motherfuckers! I'm shooting both of 'em! 1997 01:42:37,197 --> 01:42:39,449 At least give the homeboy a pass right here, dog. 1998 01:42:39,533 --> 01:42:40,617 Yeah, yeah, let him bounce. 1999 01:42:40,617 --> 01:42:41,702 I don't give a fuck. 2000 01:42:41,702 --> 01:42:43,203 I want this white boy in a box, though. 2001 01:42:43,203 --> 01:42:44,287 Hey, you in the ride. 2002 01:42:44,371 --> 01:42:45,956 I ever see you again, ese, you best be 2003 01:42:46,039 --> 01:42:48,375 Getting your last supper, 'cause you're a dead man. 2004 01:42:48,375 --> 01:42:49,710 Hey, just get the fuck outta here, Mike. 2005 01:42:49,710 --> 01:42:51,211 Take off, homey. 2006 01:42:51,294 --> 01:42:53,296 I'll be cool. 2007 01:43:00,971 --> 01:43:02,639 What the fuck? 2008 01:43:03,724 --> 01:43:05,142 Don't trip, ese. I'm cool. 2009 01:43:07,811 --> 01:43:08,979 Chill, dog! Chill, dog! 2010 01:43:09,062 --> 01:43:10,564 I got three kids... 2011 01:43:10,564 --> 01:43:12,733 Oh, no, please, sir! Please! 2012 01:43:12,816 --> 01:43:13,984 No, no, no, no, no! Jim, no! 2013 01:43:14,067 --> 01:43:16,069 Please, please. 2014 01:43:35,589 --> 01:43:36,923 Why the fuck did you do that? 2015 01:43:40,677 --> 01:43:41,678 Pull the door! 2016 01:44:24,888 --> 01:44:26,306 Oh, my God, Jim! 2017 01:44:26,390 --> 01:44:27,307 I'm hit bad. 2018 01:44:27,307 --> 01:44:28,809 What have we done? 2019 01:44:28,809 --> 01:44:31,061 I can't move my arm... and I can't feel my legs! 2020 01:44:32,396 --> 01:44:34,564 I can't move shit. 2021 01:44:34,564 --> 01:44:36,817 I'm fucked up. I'm fucked up. 2022 01:44:36,817 --> 01:44:38,151 I'm fucked up. 2023 01:44:49,162 --> 01:44:50,330 Okay... 2024 01:44:50,414 --> 01:44:51,915 Don't trip... 2025 01:44:51,998 --> 01:44:53,500 Don't trip, dog. 2026 01:44:53,500 --> 01:44:55,669 County Hospital's right there. 2027 01:44:55,752 --> 01:44:57,087 No! No! No! County Hospital... 2028 01:44:57,087 --> 01:44:58,588 Don't you dare take me there! 2029 01:44:58,588 --> 01:45:00,424 Don't you dare! 2030 01:45:00,507 --> 01:45:02,175 I'm not going out like that. 2031 01:45:02,175 --> 01:45:03,343 No, we're going. No, no... 2032 01:45:03,343 --> 01:45:05,178 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're going. 2033 01:45:05,262 --> 01:45:06,930 No medical treatment. No medical treatment. 2034 01:45:07,013 --> 01:45:08,682 But, but... 2035 01:45:08,682 --> 01:45:10,183 Mike, Mike... 2036 01:45:10,267 --> 01:45:12,936 You gotta kill me. You gotta kill me. 2037 01:45:13,019 --> 01:45:14,938 You gotta kill me. 2038 01:45:15,021 --> 01:45:18,525 Why? Why? 2039 01:45:18,525 --> 01:45:21,528 I fucked up. 2040 01:45:21,611 --> 01:45:22,779 Everything's shitty. 2041 01:45:22,779 --> 01:45:24,781 No, no... 2042 01:45:24,781 --> 01:45:26,450 Mercy kill me. 2043 01:45:26,450 --> 01:45:29,286 Ah... ah, please, mercy kill me. 2044 01:45:29,369 --> 01:45:32,456 Ah, oh, no, dude. 2045 01:45:32,539 --> 01:45:34,875 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2046 01:45:34,875 --> 01:45:36,376 No, everything's gonna be fine. 2047 01:45:36,460 --> 01:45:37,878 Jim, shh-Shh, shh-Shh, shh-Shh, shh-Shh. 2048 01:45:37,878 --> 01:45:38,962 Everything's gonna be fine. 2049 01:45:39,046 --> 01:45:40,297 Everything's gonna be fine. 2050 01:45:40,297 --> 01:45:42,549 Take a look at me, you dumb fuck! 2051 01:45:42,632 --> 01:45:45,052 Everything's gonna be fine?! 2052 01:45:45,052 --> 01:45:46,887 Come on... 2053 01:45:46,970 --> 01:45:49,890 You take my piece... 2054 01:45:49,890 --> 01:45:51,892 And you put it to my fuckin' head... 2055 01:45:51,975 --> 01:45:55,062 And you pull the trigger. 2056 01:45:55,062 --> 01:45:56,813 You fuckin' step up... 2057 01:45:56,897 --> 01:45:58,565 No 2058 01:45:58,648 --> 01:45:59,483 And you do it. 2059 01:45:59,566 --> 01:46:00,650 No. 2060 01:46:00,734 --> 01:46:02,569 'Cause I can't. 2061 01:46:08,241 --> 01:46:10,327 Don't be a fuckin' pussy. 2062 01:46:10,327 --> 01:46:11,661 Oh, my God... 2063 01:46:11,661 --> 01:46:13,163 Don't think about it. 2064 01:46:13,163 --> 01:46:14,915 Huh? 2065 01:46:14,915 --> 01:46:15,916 Do it. 2066 01:46:15,916 --> 01:46:18,168 Please. 2067 01:46:18,251 --> 01:46:19,252 Just kill you and bail? 2068 01:46:19,336 --> 01:46:21,671 Yeah. 2069 01:46:21,671 --> 01:46:23,256 Just take off. 2070 01:46:23,256 --> 01:46:25,759 And don't look back... 2071 01:46:25,842 --> 01:46:27,344 Or you'll... 2072 01:46:27,427 --> 01:46:31,014 Or you'll turn into a pillar of salt. 2073 01:46:31,098 --> 01:46:33,350 Hey... Hey... 2074 01:46:33,433 --> 01:46:36,353 You wanted to know what it was like to kill someone. 2075 01:46:36,353 --> 01:46:40,107 What's up, huh? 2076 01:46:40,190 --> 01:46:41,358 No one's gonna know. 2077 01:46:41,441 --> 01:46:43,944 Hmm? 2078 01:46:44,027 --> 01:46:45,779 Just you... 2079 01:46:45,862 --> 01:46:47,864 And just me. 2080 01:46:47,864 --> 01:46:49,533 And God. 2081 01:46:49,533 --> 01:46:51,201 No fuckin' way. 2082 01:46:51,201 --> 01:46:52,619 Huh? No fuckin' way. 2083 01:46:52,619 --> 01:46:54,621 You're crazy; I'm not shootin' you, dog. 2084 01:46:54,705 --> 01:46:55,872 It's mercy, dog. 2085 01:46:55,956 --> 01:46:58,041 It's mercy. 2086 01:46:58,125 --> 01:47:00,711 I deserve that. 2087 01:47:00,794 --> 01:47:02,379 I'd do it for you. 2088 01:47:03,964 --> 01:47:05,549 I'd do it for you. 2089 01:47:06,133 --> 01:47:09,386 Yeah. 2090 01:47:09,469 --> 01:47:11,388 Take it. 2091 01:47:11,471 --> 01:47:13,056 Yeah, yeah. 2092 01:47:17,811 --> 01:47:20,814 Yeah, yeah... yeah... 2093 01:47:26,737 --> 01:47:29,322 D-Don't, don't think about it. 2094 01:47:29,406 --> 01:47:30,574 Don't think about it. 2095 01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:34,911 Yeah, yeah... 2096 01:47:34,995 --> 01:47:36,163 Ah, yeah. 2097 01:47:36,163 --> 01:47:38,832 Yeah. 2098 01:47:38,915 --> 01:47:41,501 Ah... ah... 2099 01:47:41,585 --> 01:47:45,088 You did this to yourself, you stupid fuck! 2100 01:47:45,172 --> 01:47:46,339 You're always doing stupid shit! 2101 01:47:46,423 --> 01:47:48,175 I gotta fuckin' fix it! Okay, okay. 2102 01:47:48,258 --> 01:47:49,426 Is that what you fuckin' want?! 2103 01:47:49,509 --> 01:47:50,594 Yes. Huh? 2104 01:47:50,677 --> 01:47:52,095 You want me to fuckin' fix your head, 2105 01:47:52,179 --> 01:47:53,680 Once and for all?! Come on, it's easy. 2106 01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:55,015 It's easy. No! Bullshit! 2107 01:47:55,098 --> 01:47:56,600 Bullshit! Not for me! 2108 01:48:00,187 --> 01:48:02,522 I love you, fuckin' shit bag. 2109 01:48:02,606 --> 01:48:05,108 I love you, too. 2110 01:48:07,694 --> 01:48:09,279 I'm gonna miss you, brother. 2111 01:48:11,782 --> 01:48:12,949 I'm sorry. 2112 01:48:15,035 --> 01:48:17,120 I'm sorry. 2113 01:48:17,204 --> 01:48:18,955 Everything's gonna be okay. Yeah. 2114 01:48:19,039 --> 01:48:22,042 Yeah. 2115 01:48:22,042 --> 01:48:23,543 I know. 2116 01:48:24,305 --> 01:48:30,655 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org