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Viv, I know there are only
three shopping days left, but they called...

3
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and they want to see
your house i n an hour.

4
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- && [ Rock ]
- Uh-huh.

5
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- Mom! Make Buzz turn off the music.
- && [ Pop ]

6
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- No problem.
- Mom!

7
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- " Mom."
- Hang on, Viv.

8
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- Let your sister rehearse.
- Like that'll help.

9
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- And clean up the kitchen.
- But--

10
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Now. Okay, Viv.
I'll seeyou in a bit.

11
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I thought I told you
to clean up the kitchen.

12
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- I did. Can I go to the movies
tonight with friends?
- No.

13
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- No--
- No, no. I'm showing a house.
I need you to baby-sit Kevin.

14
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- Why can't Megan do it?
- She has to go to rehearsal.

15
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- You don't have to go to the movies.
- I do if I want a life.

16
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You're baby-sitting Kevin.
Where is he, anyway? Kevin.

17
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- What is it? What is it?
- [ Boy] A car!

18
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- Whoa!
- [ Man ] Wait a second. That was--

19
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Honey, that was mine.

20
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[Buzz On TV]
Awesome. It's got an antenna and everything.

21
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- [Dad] Merry Christmas, Mommy.
- [ Boy] Merry Christmas.

22
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[ Mom On TV]
Merry Christmas.

23
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- [ Dad] What did I get?
- [ Buzz ] What is this?

24
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- [ Megan ] Thank you.
- [ Mom ] Everybody get in the shot.

25
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- Everybody get together.
- [ Buzz ] Okay.

26
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- [ Mom On TV ] Al I ri ght. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

27
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- Merry Christmas.
- Very funny, Buzz.

28
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[ Mom Laughing On TV ]

29
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- Last Christmas, huh?
- Yeah.

30
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This Christmas isn't
gonna be any fun.

31
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Of course
it will.

32
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Honey, we're gonna do all
the same things we've always done.

33
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Sing Christmas carols,
be with family and friends...

34
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put cookies and milk
out for Santa.

35
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- It's gonna be just the same.
- Except this year...

36
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no Dad.

37
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Right. That's the one thing
that's different.

38
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Why can't you just
get back together?

39
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[ Sighs ]
Honey, we're just gonna have to let that go.

40
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- [ Chattering On TV]
- That's a no, right?

41
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It means some things are
just out of our control.

42
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I know you miss your dad.

43
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And he loves me very much.

44
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You both do, and it has
nothing to do with me.

45
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- Did he tell you that?
- I'm nineyears old. I watch a lot ofTV.

46
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Did he leave
because of me?

47
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No. Of course not.

48
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- I knew it. It was Buzz and Megan.
- [ Chuckles ]

49
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Oh, it wasn't anyone...
or any one thing.

50
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Then what was it?

51
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That's not easy to explain.

52
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But, uh, sometimes when...

53
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people are married for a long time,
they get into kind of a rut.

54
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- You know what a rut is?
- Yeah. Like, when people
aren't having any fun...

55
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and they're really bored.

56
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Kind oflike that.

57
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Now, will you
come downstairs?

58
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When you're ready.

59
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[ Chattering On TV]

60
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- Hey!
- [ Clapping ]

61
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Wait a second.

62
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- [Megan ] Kevin, come in here.
- [Buzz] Hurry,you've gotta see this!

63
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[ Groans ]
Ow! Hey! Hey!

64
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- You always fall for that.
- Let me up, zit-face!

65
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- Lamebrain. When are you gonna learn?
- Get offyour brother.

66
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- Andshouldn't you be rehearsing?
- [Kevin Grunting]

67
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- How are you getting to the teen center?
- Ashley's mom's picking me up.

68
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- [ Grunting Continues ]
- Can I please go to the movies?

69
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No. I told you.
You're watching Kevin.

70
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- Please let him go. I'll stay home alone.
- No.

71
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- [ Scoffs ] I've done it before.
- Don't remind me.

72
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You loused up
mywhole night.

73
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And ifI'm gonna be miserable,
you're gonna be miserable.

74
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- Mom!
- [DoorOpens ]

75
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- [Man ] Hello. It's me.
- Dad!

76
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- Dad!
- Hey, bigguy.

77
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- [ Growls Playfully]
- I didn't know you were coming tonight.

78
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- Oh, I thought I'd surprise you.
- Hey, Dad.

79
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Hey, Buzz.

80
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Oh, Kate. Gosh,
the place looks great.

81
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Really nice decorations.

82
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- Same as everyyear.
- [Kevin ]So, um...

83
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Dad, why'd you
come tonight?

84
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Actually, I want to talk to your mom
about something.

85
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Privately.

86
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- Do you think he wants to come home?
- Aw, Kev.

87
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[ Huffs ]

88
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- What?
- No " Hello, how are ya?"

89
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Sorry. I have a business appointment, Peter.
What do you want?

90
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Okay, gosh.
I wasn't gonna jump right into it, but--

91
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Well, you know Natalie
and I are living together, and, uh...

92
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well, when our divorce is final,
I'm gonna marry her.

93
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Really?

94
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You're getting married again.

95
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Wow. That's, uh--
That--

96
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[ Exhales ] Wow.
We've only been separated eight months.

97
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Yeah, I-- It just happened real quickly,
and-- Listen, Kate...

98
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I reallywant the kids to spend
a little time with me overthe holidays.

99
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You want the kids for Christmas?

100
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J ust a couple of days.
I want them to get to know Natalie better.

101
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Oh, because she's gonna be
their, uh, stepmother.

102
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Yeah.

103
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Well, you're gonna
have to ask them.

104
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I know.

105
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- How am I supposed to see my friends?
- It's only a few days.

106
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Well, duh, but that's just long enough
for me to fall out ofthe loop.

107
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- Yeah, you can't expect us
to give up ourvacation.
- Well, Kevin?

108
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There's a royal family
coming to visit.

109
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Theyhave a son aroundyour age. You might
have a chance to play with a crown prince.

110
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- A crown pri nce?
- Wouldn't that be cool?

111
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- Yeah, way cool.
- And you guys wouldn't believe the room...

112
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that Natalie has
set up foryou.

113
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What do you say?

114
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- I think I'm gonna pass.
- [ Exhales ]

115
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It just wouldn't be right
leaving the family at Christmas.

116
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- I'm sureyou understand.
- Yeah. Yeah, I do.

117
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Well, it's-- it's
an open invitation, hmm?

118
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And I won't be
back too late.

119
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Sinceyou're staying home,
it wouldn't hurt to do some ofyour chores.

120
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Yes, ma'am.
I'll make sure they get done.

121
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122
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Clean it, cheese-face.

123
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Ow!

124
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Oops.

125
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My fault.

126
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Hello, I'm home.

127
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Hey.

128
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- How'd it go?
- Awful.

129
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I hate Buzz. I neverwant to be stuck
home alone with him as long as I live.

130
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Oh, honey.
I know he picks on you.

131
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Picks on me?
Humiliates me, tortures me.

132
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I'm sick ofbeing everyone's
favoritejoke around here.

133
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Yeah. Yeah,
it's hard to be the youngest.

134
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Well, I hate Buzz.
I wish I didn't have a brother or a sister.

135
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- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do!

136
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I wish I was
an only child!

137
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Well, I'm sorry that
you're so unhappy.

138
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Maybeyou should go toyour room
and think about whatyou have,
rather than whatyou don't have.

139
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[ Scoffs ]

140
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[ Sighs ]

141
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Only children don't know
how good they have it.

142
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Life would be perfect if
Buzz and Megan weren't around.

143
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I mean, is it too much to ask for
a familywho actually likes me?

144
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[ Sighs ]
I'd run away.

145
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Ifl knew where to run to.

146
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Hey, I do!

147
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I have an open invitation.

148
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[ CoinsJingling]

149
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[Peter]
Can't get myseat belt unfastened.

150
00:09:03,545 --> 00:09:05,513
[ Woman Laughs ]

151
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[Peter]
Thanks, Alan.

152
00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,158
Thanks.

153
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,486
Oh, what an incredible evening.

154
00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:24,494
And not a bad night's work.

155
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We raised over two million
for those children's charities.

156
00:09:27,531 --> 00:09:30,023
Door, open.

157
00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:39,372
And I am on the verge ofsigning
two ofthe biggest clients in Chicago.

158
00:09:39,443 --> 00:09:42,741
That's because you're the best publicist
in the world.

159
00:09:42,812 --> 00:09:47,111
- Doors, close.
- Have I remembered to thankyou
for telling everyone that?

160
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Fire, light.
Not tonightyou haven't.

161
00:09:49,252 --> 00:09:51,242
Perhaps I ought to
showmyappreciation.

162
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- Music, on.
- && [ Classical Starts ]

163
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- Curtains, close.
- [ Chuckles ]

164
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:06,058
Aw, nuts.Just when
things were getting good.

165
00:10:06,132 --> 00:10:10,727
- Nice house, huh, pumpkin?
- Sure is, Marv.
You sure you don't wanna rob it?

166
00:10:11,804 --> 00:10:13,737
No. No, I don't wanna rob it.

167
00:10:13,805 --> 00:10:18,470
My robbery days are over. Darling, we're
moving up to the big money. All right?

168
00:10:18,544 --> 00:10:20,636
The easymoney.
No middleman.

169
00:10:20,712 --> 00:10:23,977
Pure profit. Strictly
a class operation, huh?

170
00:10:24,048 --> 00:10:26,880
Three words, Vera.
Kid-- na-- pping.

171
00:10:28,786 --> 00:10:31,015
I think that's only one word.

172
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,079
We're gonna wait for
the royals to arrive--

173
00:10:33,156 --> 00:10:36,717
hup, dup, dodey-do--
and then we're gonna kidnap the prince.

174
00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,762
[ High-pitched Voice ]
"Oh, don't kidnap me. I'm fancy."

175
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:41,763
You sure we can pull it off?

176
00:10:41,831 --> 00:10:43,764
I mean, without
Harry making the plans?

177
00:10:43,832 --> 00:10:47,734
Lookwhere Harry's plans
kept landing me, huh? In jail.

178
00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:49,997
Well, not this time.
Because this time...

179
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:52,004
I'm the boss.

180
00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:53,972
- [ Scoffs ]
- Who's the boss?

181
00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:57,237
- You're the boss.
- I love being married. Eh?

182
00:11:06,452 --> 00:11:08,682
- That's my girl.
- Hey!

183
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,689
Oh! Looks like
they got a visitor.

184
00:11:34,109 --> 00:11:36,373
This where you want to go?

185
00:11:36,445 --> 00:11:40,140
- Yeah, this is the place. Thankyou very much.
- [ CoinsJingling]

186
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:42,272
Keep the change.

187
00:11:42,349 --> 00:11:44,283
It's all change.

188
00:11:58,931 --> 00:12:01,398
[Snoring]

189
00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:06,598
[Beep ]

190
00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:09,834
[ Sighs ]

191
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:22,914
Who are you?

192
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:26,845
[ Gulps ]

193
00:12:26,922 --> 00:12:29,254
[Man On Speaker]
Begyourpardon, ma'am.

194
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,257
Yes, Prescott?

195
00:12:31,325 --> 00:12:35,159
Mr. McCallisterhas a visitor.
The young man claims to be his son.

196
00:12:35,229 --> 00:12:37,423
Well, send him in.

197
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:42,802
- Kevin!
- Dad!

198
00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:46,305
Hey! Oh! I thought
you said weren't coming.

199
00:12:46,372 --> 00:12:50,364
Well, I started thinking, hey, it's not fair
if Mom gets all the kids for Christmas.

200
00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,672
- [ Chuckling ]
- What's Christmas without kids, right?

201
00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:55,042
Right. Hello, Kevin.

202
00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:57,808
Hi, Natalie. I hope you don't mind me
just dropping in like this...

203
00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,817
but my dad did invite me.

204
00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:02,910
- Yes, I know.
- Is the invitation still open?

205
00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:07,286
Ofcourse it is.
Molly, wouldyou come here, please?

206
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:12,085
I've been looking forward
to spending time with you.

207
00:13:12,162 --> 00:13:14,323
Your dad talks about
you kids a lot.

208
00:13:14,397 --> 00:13:16,694
Buzz is the troublemaker.
I'm the adorable one.

209
00:13:16,765 --> 00:13:19,427
Oh. Ah, Molly.

210
00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:23,095
This is Kevin McCallister, and he's going
to be staying with us for a few days.

211
00:13:23,171 --> 00:13:25,105
Would you make up
the special guest room?

212
00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:27,801
Ah, the special guest room.

213
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,400
Right away, ma'am.

214
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:36,844
- Oh, and Prescott, give Kevin a house key.
- Ifyou say so, ma' am.

215
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,851
What kind ofkey is this?

216
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,981
It's a key to the whole house.

217
00:13:46,057 --> 00:13:49,185
This is a smart house, Kevin.
It does whateveryou tell it to.

218
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,319
Fire, out.

219
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:56,698
Curtains, open.

220
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:02,633
Wow! I think
I'm gonna like it here.

221
00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:07,031
Go ahead. You try.

222
00:14:09,177 --> 00:14:11,440
Door, open.

223
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:24,946
Wow! This stuff
is so cool.

224
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:27,823
Oh, mygosh!
Oh, mygosh!

225
00:14:27,894 --> 00:14:30,418
This is such cool stuff!. Ah!

226
00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,623
Oh! Look at this game!

227
00:14:33,732 --> 00:14:36,962
This chair's
a remote control chair! Oh!

228
00:14:37,035 --> 00:14:39,027
Oh,yeah!

229
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,503
This is so cool! Oh!

230
00:14:41,572 --> 00:14:44,040
- Thinkyou'll be comfortable here?
- I'll say!

231
00:14:44,108 --> 00:14:47,839
Thanks, Natalie.
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever!

232
00:14:47,912 --> 00:14:49,902
Lights out, Kev.

233
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:54,006
Hey, Kevin?

234
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:56,711
Kevin.

235
00:14:56,786 --> 00:14:58,879
How many times
can I lose this child?

236
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:01,320
- Kevin.
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]

237
00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:05,185
- Hello.
- [ Peter] Kate, I...

238
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,454
wanted to let you know
Kevin just got here.

239
00:15:07,528 --> 00:15:09,996
Oh, thank God...

240
00:15:10,064 --> 00:15:13,157
he got there... safely.

241
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:16,829
- I was gonna call you, but uh--
- Are you okay?

242
00:15:19,139 --> 00:15:21,368
Yeah. Yes, I'm fine.

243
00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:24,274
Well, thanks for
letting him come.

244
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:29,344
- Well, thanks for calling.
- Merry Christmas.

245
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:36,942
Merry Christmas.

246
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,666
[Molly's Voice ]
Goodmornin', Kevin.

247
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,668
Good morning.

248
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:58,263
- Who's there?
- Overhere, dear.

249
00:15:58,339 --> 00:16:01,774
Hey. Hi.

250
00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:04,606
Breakfast time.
Anything special you'd like?

251
00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:06,304
Anything?

252
00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,314
Anything.

253
00:16:34,605 --> 00:16:37,038
- Wow!
- Sometimes I can't wait for Santa to come...

254
00:16:37,106 --> 00:16:39,903
so I end up doing
some shopping bymyself.

255
00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:42,739
- Would you like to open one?
- No, you're gonna spoil him.

256
00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:46,644
Dad, it's her house. If she wants to spoil me,
she can spoil me.

257
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,615
All right. All right.
But just one.

258
00:16:49,683 --> 00:16:51,548
And not...
the biggest one.

259
00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:56,254
Does it really fly?

260
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:58,484
It really does,
but only outside.

261
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:01,254
- [Natalie ] We don't want to break anything.
- Wow! Thanks, Natalie!

262
00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:08,331
Why do you have to leave?
It's so close to Christmas.

263
00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:12,302
I know, but the royal family's coming
for one of Natalie's fund-raisers...

264
00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:16,864
and it's myjob to make sure the event's
well-covered by press and photographers.

265
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:22,470
Hey, it's not gonna take that long, and I won't
have to work for the rest ofyourvacation.

266
00:17:22,547 --> 00:17:25,744
And ifyou need anything, ask Prescott.
He'll take care ofyou.

267
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:28,148
It's a cool plane, huh?

268
00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:30,185
I think she's trying
to buy my affection.

269
00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:32,584
- [ Chuckles ] Kevin.
- What?

270
00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:35,180
I'm not saying
it's a bad thing.

271
00:17:36,324 --> 00:17:38,259
I'm glad you're here.

272
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,528
[Engine Starts ]

273
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:07,309
Mr. Prescott,
can I askyou a question?

274
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,451
- Yes.
- Can you make a milk shake?

275
00:18:18,194 --> 00:18:20,127
Do you have chocolate?

276
00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:22,663
What? Natalie said
anything I need.

277
00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:25,894
- And you need a milk shake, do you?
- A chocolate one.

278
00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:29,096
- Doyou thinkwe'll have a white Christmas?
- It seems highly unlikely...

279
00:18:29,171 --> 00:18:31,365
given the recent
unseasonable temperatures.

280
00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:34,237
What's this thing?
A mini elevator?

281
00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:37,670
It's called a dumbwaiter.

282
00:18:37,745 --> 00:18:40,872
- Why is it called a waiter?
- Because it carries food.

283
00:18:40,947 --> 00:18:43,177
- Why is it called dumb?
- Because it doesn't speak...

284
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,184
or ask countless
idiotic questions.

285
00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,818
[Machine Whirring]

286
00:19:20,715 --> 00:19:23,183
- Can you read?
- [ Gasps ]

287
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:26,117
The door.
" No Entry."

288
00:19:26,187 --> 00:19:29,123
- What, does that mean me?
- Especiallyyou.

289
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:40,297
This is the control center from which
I manage this entire household...

290
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,300
as well as
my personal quarters.

291
00:19:42,368 --> 00:19:44,893
Miss Natalie may have
granted you run ofher home...

292
00:19:44,971 --> 00:19:48,497
but this is my domain
and strictly off-limits.

293
00:19:48,574 --> 00:19:50,507
Understood?

294
00:19:51,509 --> 00:19:53,500
Any more questions?

295
00:19:53,578 --> 00:19:55,512
Good.

296
00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:04,446
&& [Humming]

297
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:09,379
Hey, Molly.
Whatcha doing?

298
00:20:09,457 --> 00:20:11,448
Cleanin' the house.

299
00:20:11,526 --> 00:20:15,087
- Gross.
- Oh, no, no. Not in this house.

300
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:18,564
Watch. Vacuum, on.

301
00:20:23,737 --> 00:20:28,037
- Vacuum, off.
- Wow! The place even cleans itself!.

302
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:30,337
Want to see somethin'
really cool?

303
00:20:32,912 --> 00:20:34,846
Open sesame.

304
00:20:38,351 --> 00:20:41,251
Wow! This place is awesome.

305
00:20:41,319 --> 00:20:43,913
[ Chuckles ]
Yes, it is.

306
00:20:43,989 --> 00:20:46,286
- &&[Soul, Man Singing]
- [ Lip-synching ]

307
00:21:26,725 --> 00:21:28,819
- [ Thud]
- [Prescott Groans ]

308
00:21:47,611 --> 00:21:49,703
Music, off?

309
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,172
- Music, off.
- && [ Fades, Ends ]

310
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,481
I'm offto the store.
I'll be back in an hour or so.

311
00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:01,987
And don't pick on
that dear child.

312
00:22:02,056 --> 00:22:04,616
Door, open.

313
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,555
[ Marv]
She's out ofthe house.

314
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,101
All right.
The coast is clear.

315
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,902
- Let's go.
- Wait. Are you sure it's safe?

316
00:22:22,974 --> 00:22:25,874
Pumpkin, would I take you
in there if it wasn't safe?

317
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:30,538
It's just ifthe prince don't arrive till tomorrow,
why are we going in there now?

318
00:22:30,613 --> 00:22:33,639
To get the lay ofthe land.
What doya think, Vera...

319
00:22:33,717 --> 00:22:36,913
we're just gonna go in there tomorrow
and start grabbing kids?

320
00:22:36,985 --> 00:22:40,648
"Ooh, everybody
get in the van." No.

321
00:22:40,723 --> 00:22:44,921
We gotta figure out the where,
the when, the how to get him out ofthere.

322
00:22:44,993 --> 00:22:47,621
Doyou know the secret
to criminalsuccess?

323
00:22:47,696 --> 00:22:49,856
Not getting caught.

324
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:52,126
Planning. Preparation.
Preparedness.

325
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,464
Be Prepared.
Be a prepared " preperator."

326
00:22:54,535 --> 00:22:57,663
Eh? That's mymotto,
and that's whyI'm--

327
00:22:57,739 --> 00:23:00,707
- A Boy Scout.
- No. The boss, eh?

328
00:23:00,774 --> 00:23:02,708
- Who's the boss?
- You're the boss!

329
00:23:02,776 --> 00:23:04,710
- Where's the boss?
- Right here.

330
00:23:04,778 --> 00:23:07,679
- Hey. Boss, party of one.
- Right there.

331
00:23:07,748 --> 00:23:10,147
All right.
Let's go, pookie.

332
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:25,994
No. It can't be!

333
00:23:32,101 --> 00:23:34,262
It is! It's Marv!

334
00:23:37,206 --> 00:23:39,639
Mr. Prescott?
Mr. Prescott, are you there?

335
00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:47,481
Mr. Prescott! Help!

336
00:23:57,190 --> 00:24:00,249
[ Gasps ]
Marv, the alarm is on.

337
00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:03,226
Oh, no.
What are we gonna do?

338
00:24:04,229 --> 00:24:06,219
Watch this, eh?

339
00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:10,089
Oh.

340
00:24:11,835 --> 00:24:14,303
- Alarm, off.
- [ Beeps ]

341
00:24:15,938 --> 00:24:18,407
- Hmm.
- Door, open.

342
00:24:18,475 --> 00:24:20,465
[Buzz]

343
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,410
- Ahh!
- That is one handy gadget.

344
00:24:23,479 --> 00:24:25,912
Well, what's my motto?

345
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:28,643
You're the boss?

346
00:24:28,716 --> 00:24:31,241
- Be Prepared. Yeah.
- Right.

347
00:24:32,687 --> 00:24:34,552
I married a genius.

348
00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:42,491
What doyou think that is?
Is that a turkeyball?

349
00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:44,963
-Just put that down. Like a klepto here.
- All right.

350
00:24:45,032 --> 00:24:48,728
- The prince should be staying
in one of these rooms.
- I think that's an elevator.

351
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:51,497
- Don't-- You give me such a headache.
- You give me a headache.

352
00:24:51,571 --> 00:24:54,540
- You're giving me a headache.
- You give me a headache.

353
00:24:54,607 --> 00:24:58,007
- [Marv] Don't push me.
- Door, close.

354
00:24:58,076 --> 00:25:00,805
- [ Whispering ] You're driving me crazy.
- You're driving me crazy.

355
00:25:00,878 --> 00:25:03,403
- You're driving me--
- Oh, shut up.

356
00:25:03,481 --> 00:25:05,505
Door, open.

357
00:25:06,516 --> 00:25:08,041
- Door, close.
- I love this thing.

358
00:25:08,118 --> 00:25:10,585
Marv--

359
00:25:10,653 --> 00:25:13,144
The doorwas... shutting.

360
00:25:13,223 --> 00:25:15,588
What's wrong with this thing?
Door, open.

361
00:25:24,199 --> 00:25:26,359
[Marv Whispering]
I think there's somebodyhere.

362
00:25:26,434 --> 00:25:28,369
Anybody in here?

363
00:25:28,437 --> 00:25:30,427
- Well, not now. Shh!
- You shh!

364
00:25:30,505 --> 00:25:32,803
- You shh!
- You shh!

365
00:25:34,775 --> 00:25:37,072
[ Water Running]

366
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,338
Maybe the prince came early.

367
00:25:41,981 --> 00:25:43,973
[ Water Running]

368
00:26:02,765 --> 00:26:04,790
- [ Raspberry ]
- [Marv] What the--

369
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,826
[ Both Screaming ]

370
00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:14,107
[ Groans ]

371
00:26:14,175 --> 00:26:16,768
That's it. Come on.

372
00:26:21,515 --> 00:26:23,073
[ Groans ]
Ow!

373
00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:29,216
[ Groaning ]

374
00:26:29,289 --> 00:26:31,553
[ Screaming ]

375
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,091
[WaterRushing]

376
00:26:57,447 --> 00:26:59,277
- [ Gasping ]
- Up!

377
00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:06,453
- [Marv] Come on, honey.
- Uh! Marv!

378
00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:10,958
- [ Creaking ]
- [ Vera Gasping ]

379
00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:13,391
[ Screaming ]

380
00:27:15,162 --> 00:27:17,631
[Marv]
Ow! Ow! Ow!

381
00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:23,369
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

382
00:27:23,437 --> 00:27:26,405
[ Vera Gasping ]

383
00:27:27,473 --> 00:27:29,463
Mr. Prescott!

384
00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:32,840
Mr. Prescott!

385
00:27:38,549 --> 00:27:42,110
- You!
- Hello, Marv.

386
00:27:42,186 --> 00:27:45,450
Well, long time, no see.

387
00:27:45,521 --> 00:27:47,854
- Huh, kid?
- Is that the prince?

388
00:27:47,925 --> 00:27:50,757
No, that's Kevin. Kevin, Vera.
Vera, Kevin.

389
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:53,489
If that ain't him, let's get outta here
before somebody sees us.

390
00:27:53,563 --> 00:27:55,826
Yeah. I thinkwe got
the lay ofthe land.

391
00:27:55,897 --> 00:27:59,060
I'll be back!
[ Yells ]

392
00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:01,727
- Come on!
- Oh, all right!

393
00:28:04,572 --> 00:28:07,132
[ Tires Squealing ]

394
00:28:29,893 --> 00:28:32,384
- House, clean yourself up.
- [ Buzzes ]

395
00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:34,623
Well, it was worth a try.

396
00:28:34,698 --> 00:28:37,258
Okay, maybe
theywon't be too mad.

397
00:28:37,334 --> 00:28:41,666
I mean, once I tell them what happened,
maybe they'll be okaywith it.

398
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:46,603
[ Screams ]

399
00:28:46,675 --> 00:28:49,303
- Or maybe not.
- What-- What--

400
00:28:49,377 --> 00:28:52,904
What-- What--

401
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,039
- [ Creaking ]
- What-- What--

402
00:28:57,085 --> 00:28:59,814
Okay, I know
it looks bad, but--

403
00:28:59,887 --> 00:29:02,185
- [ Screams ]
- Honey, what's the--

404
00:29:02,256 --> 00:29:07,454
- [ Panting ]
- Kevin, what-- what-- what have you done?

405
00:29:07,527 --> 00:29:10,051
Prescott! Prescott!

406
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:12,790
- It's not working. I tried.
- [Prescott] Yes, ma'am?

407
00:29:12,864 --> 00:29:16,196
Get up here! Now!

408
00:29:16,267 --> 00:29:20,169
- Well, it wasn't working.
- Kevin, what happened?

409
00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:22,797
It wasn't me.
It was the burglars.

410
00:29:22,873 --> 00:29:26,569
- The burglars?
- Yeah. And I recognized the one guy. Marv.

411
00:29:26,643 --> 00:29:29,043
Did I evertellyou about him?
That's anotherstory.

412
00:29:29,112 --> 00:29:32,275
But the point is theywere
gonna rip offyour house.

413
00:29:32,348 --> 00:29:35,783
-So you chose instead to trash it?
-No. I was trying to protect it.

414
00:29:35,851 --> 00:29:38,285
- By trashing it?
- What in the name of--

415
00:29:38,353 --> 00:29:40,548
Hey, why didn't you come
when I was calling you?

416
00:29:40,622 --> 00:29:42,419
Prescott...

417
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:45,926
wereyou aware of
anyburglars here today?

418
00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:48,393
Burglars?

419
00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:51,625
No, ma'am. All the alarms
were on as usual.

420
00:29:51,698 --> 00:29:54,463
Maybe they turned 'em off.
They had one of these, you know.

421
00:29:54,535 --> 00:29:57,697
I saw no intruders, and except for--
beg your pardon, ma'am--

422
00:29:57,771 --> 00:30:01,934
the briefest ofbathroom breaks,
my eyes were on the monitors at all times.

423
00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:05,772
How one child could do so much damage
in the time it took me to--

424
00:30:05,844 --> 00:30:08,210
- Well, it's quite beyond me.
- It wasn't me!

425
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:10,212
Well, there was
no one else here.

426
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,541
- He's lying!
- Am not!

427
00:30:11,614 --> 00:30:12,775
- Are too!
- Am not!

428
00:30:12,850 --> 00:30:15,579
- Are too!
- With all due respect, sir...

429
00:30:15,651 --> 00:30:18,279
I didsee MasterKevin
playing with the devices...

430
00:30:18,354 --> 00:30:20,618
- as ifthe house were a big toy.
- [ Gasps ]

431
00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:23,215
The only hooligan
here today was your son.

432
00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:26,488
- [ Hyperventilating ]
- Give us a minute.

433
00:30:26,561 --> 00:30:29,428
[Hyperventilating Continues ]

434
00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:32,023
Kevin.

435
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:34,330
[Hyperventilating Continues ]

436
00:30:41,809 --> 00:30:43,800
- Kevin, sit.
- Dad--

437
00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:49,679
- What's going on?
- I told you. The burglars broke into the house.

438
00:30:49,748 --> 00:30:53,343
Kevin, you know I can forgive
just about anything but lying.

439
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:57,115
Oh, right. So you wouldn't get mad
if I wrecked the place, which I didn't...

440
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:59,122
as long as
I admit that I did...

441
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,181
which I didn't?

442
00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:06,389
Well, I thought
this over and, uh...

443
00:31:06,463 --> 00:31:09,364
I understand that this is
a difficult adjustment foryou.

444
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:12,367
It's onlynatural thatyou'dbe acting out.
It's a need forattention.

445
00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:14,266
- No, it isn't.
- Kevin!

446
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:16,965
[Natalie ]
Anyway--

447
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,635
Anyway,
what's a little damage?

448
00:31:21,710 --> 00:31:24,474
It's not as if
I'm not insured.

449
00:31:24,547 --> 00:31:26,537
Do you have something to say?

450
00:31:26,614 --> 00:31:29,048
Thankyou.

451
00:31:30,351 --> 00:31:34,082
- And?
- I'm sorry for the damage ofyour house.

452
00:32:11,254 --> 00:32:13,188
[ Audio Rewinding ]

453
00:32:14,655 --> 00:32:17,750
The security cameras must have
got the whole thing on tape.

454
00:32:21,562 --> 00:32:23,689
What?

455
00:32:23,764 --> 00:32:26,197
Prescott must have
turned offthe cameras.

456
00:32:30,269 --> 00:32:32,794
[ Marv ]
It's unbelievable.

457
00:32:32,872 --> 00:32:35,305
It is not to be believed!

458
00:32:36,775 --> 00:32:39,038
I can't believe this!

459
00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:41,101
It's the lousykidagain.

460
00:32:41,179 --> 00:32:43,943
Everywhere I break into!

461
00:32:44,015 --> 00:32:46,950
It's like he's stalking me
or something.

462
00:32:47,018 --> 00:32:49,008
Come on, Marv.
He's just a little boy.

463
00:32:49,086 --> 00:32:51,417
Yeah, well, I got
big scars from that little--

464
00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:54,581
Never mind.

465
00:32:55,825 --> 00:32:57,760
I'll tell you one thing...

466
00:32:57,828 --> 00:33:00,193
this time he's
not gonna mess me up.

467
00:33:00,263 --> 00:33:04,995
- Mm-hmm.
- This time it's all gonna go smooth as silk.

468
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:08,160
Because this time...

469
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,397
I got an inside man.

470
00:33:10,472 --> 00:33:12,497
- [ Chuckling ]
- [ Chuckling ]

471
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,766
Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

472
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:22,439
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Tires Squeal ]

473
00:33:22,515 --> 00:33:24,641
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

474
00:33:24,716 --> 00:33:27,810
- [ Horn Honking ]
- [ Marv ] Hey, come on!
Watch the road! Safety first.

475
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:59,414
- [ Screams ]
- What are you doing here?

476
00:33:59,481 --> 00:34:03,918
- Tell me.
- I, uh-- I--

477
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,254
Nothing. I swear.

478
00:34:07,322 --> 00:34:10,484
I thought all ofthis was cool.
I wanted to take a look at it.

479
00:34:10,557 --> 00:34:14,822
You don't go to other people's homes
uninvited, and you don't touch their things.

480
00:34:14,894 --> 00:34:18,261
Didn't I warn you what would happen
ifl ever caughtyou in here again?

481
00:34:18,331 --> 00:34:20,264
Not specifically.

482
00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:24,832
Trust me.
It won't be pleasant.

483
00:34:24,902 --> 00:34:27,633
- [Knocking On Door]
- What doyou want?

484
00:34:27,705 --> 00:34:30,435
I thought I heard
the boy. Ah!

485
00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:32,441
And indeed I did.

486
00:34:32,509 --> 00:34:36,103
I don't want him bothering you anymore,
so I'll just get him out ofyourway.

487
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,113
Come along, Kevin.

488
00:34:41,049 --> 00:34:44,019
He'll be my responsibility
from now on.

489
00:34:51,092 --> 00:34:54,028
Thankyou for
saving me, Molly.

490
00:34:54,096 --> 00:34:57,326
Prescott is a good person
to stay away from.

491
00:34:57,398 --> 00:35:00,093
You're telling me.
He's one ofthe bad guys--

492
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:02,259
the bad guys who
broke into the house.

493
00:35:02,335 --> 00:35:07,238
Although technically they didn't break in,
because they had their own remote.

494
00:35:07,307 --> 00:35:10,400
- And who do you think gave them that?
- Prescott?

495
00:35:10,476 --> 00:35:13,536
- Mm-hmm.
- That sounds a bit far-fetched to me.

496
00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:17,139
I know. And you probably think
I have an overactive imagination.

497
00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:20,412
Most people do.
But you have to believe me.

498
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:24,477
Kevin, Prescott is a lonely man.
The only thing he has is this job.

499
00:35:24,554 --> 00:35:26,750
Between you and me,
he hates working here.

500
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:30,224
- But to do what you're suggesting--
- Then it all makes perfect sense.

501
00:35:30,293 --> 00:35:34,161
He hates his job, so he tries to pull off
a big heist so he can afford to quit.

502
00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:36,460
- Ah, I don't know.
- Listen.

503
00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:38,966
He told my dad I was lying
when I wasn't.

504
00:35:39,035 --> 00:35:42,869
Andhe shut offthe security cameras.
So it can onlymean one thing.

505
00:35:42,938 --> 00:35:45,997
- And that is?
- Marv and his new friend...

506
00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:48,007
have an inside guy--

507
00:35:48,075 --> 00:35:51,636
- Prescott.
- I thinkyou're right.

508
00:35:51,712 --> 00:35:56,045
- I am?
- Yeah. You do have an overactive imagination.

509
00:35:58,384 --> 00:36:00,818
But that's what I love
about children.

510
00:36:00,886 --> 00:36:05,255
My own son was the same
as you atyour age-- a real handful.

511
00:36:05,323 --> 00:36:07,292
You must have been
a great mom, Molly.

512
00:36:09,694 --> 00:36:13,926
Well, you just try to keep
that imagination under control, okay?

513
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:19,194
&& [ Classical On Stereo ]

514
00:36:19,270 --> 00:36:22,034
[Peter] You were veryunderstanding
about what happened today.

515
00:36:22,106 --> 00:36:25,801
Well, Kevin's going through
a difficult time.

516
00:36:25,874 --> 00:36:27,967
It's not easy
when your parents split up.

517
00:36:28,043 --> 00:36:29,977
Believe me, I know.

518
00:36:30,045 --> 00:36:32,172
But we'll get through it.

519
00:36:32,247 --> 00:36:34,737
You're gonna be
a great stepmom.

520
00:36:34,816 --> 00:36:37,011
&& [ Continues ]

521
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:41,851
[ Exhales ] I thinkwe just need to figure out
a way to make him feel more at home here.

522
00:36:41,922 --> 00:36:45,550
Maybe do some ofthe Christmas things
he's used to doing, like trimming the tree.

523
00:36:45,624 --> 00:36:49,458
- You do thatyourself?
- [ Chuckles ] Yes, I do that myself.

524
00:36:49,528 --> 00:36:53,362
It's fun. That's exactlywhat we're gonna do.
We're gonna trim the tree.

525
00:36:53,432 --> 00:36:56,458
It'll get us in the spirit
ofthings, unite us as a family.

526
00:36:56,535 --> 00:36:58,468
- Okay.
- Okay?

527
00:36:58,536 --> 00:37:04,167
No friends, no fun, no snow.

528
00:37:04,241 --> 00:37:07,540
This is definitely gonna be
the worst Christmas ever.

529
00:37:09,847 --> 00:37:12,042
Hey, Kev.
How you doing?

530
00:37:19,021 --> 00:37:21,251
[ Sighs ]

531
00:37:21,324 --> 00:37:24,224
What do you saywe forget
about today and start over, huh?

532
00:37:24,292 --> 00:37:27,159
- You mean it?
- Yeah.

533
00:37:27,229 --> 00:37:30,254
Natalie's really a great person.
You just gotta get to know her better.

534
00:37:31,732 --> 00:37:34,529
I thinkwe should start having
a little more fun around here.

535
00:37:34,601 --> 00:37:36,866
- I could live with that.
- Yeah?

536
00:37:36,937 --> 00:37:38,870
Why don't we start
by trimming that tree?

537
00:37:38,938 --> 00:37:40,768
- Now?
- Sure. Why not?

538
00:37:42,709 --> 00:37:45,142
&& [Pop, Women Singing]

539
00:38:40,525 --> 00:38:42,993
[Phone Rings ]

540
00:38:43,061 --> 00:38:45,119
[Ringing Continues ]

541
00:38:49,733 --> 00:38:52,395
Hello.

542
00:38:52,469 --> 00:38:55,528
I can't hearyou.
Can you turn down the music?

543
00:38:59,175 --> 00:39:02,110
- Music, off.
- && [Fades, Ends ]

544
00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:04,202
What did you say?

545
00:39:04,279 --> 00:39:06,577
Ofcourse we'll be there.
We wouldn't miss it.

546
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:09,775
- Let me call you back.
- [ Phone Beeps Off]

547
00:39:09,850 --> 00:39:13,650
Evangelista's in town. Margaret's throwing
together a little impromptu supper...

548
00:39:13,721 --> 00:39:15,881
but we shouldn't go,
should we?

549
00:39:15,956 --> 00:39:19,756
Well, why don'tyou go ahead without me,
and Kevin and I will finish up over here?

550
00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:21,794
Really? You wouldn't mind?

551
00:39:21,861 --> 00:39:24,795
No. They'reyour friends anyway.

552
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,991
You're an angel.
I won't be home late.

553
00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:33,504
Okay.

554
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:35,801
Where were we?

555
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:40,310
- You don't have to stay because of me.
- No, I want to stay. Really.

556
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:42,676
So, does Natalie go out
every night?

557
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:47,706
Pretty much. She leads a very exciting life--
more exciting than we're used to.

558
00:39:47,784 --> 00:39:49,945
So you'd say
you're not in a rut?

559
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,215
No, I'm not in a rut. Why?

560
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:55,223
I thought maybe
that's whyyou left.

561
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:58,259
Kevin. Kevin, you know--

562
00:39:59,694 --> 00:40:03,289
I didn't leave your mom
to be with Natalie, okay?

563
00:40:03,365 --> 00:40:06,857
- That just kind ofhappened later.
- You wanna tell me about it?

564
00:40:08,535 --> 00:40:12,699
[ Exhales ]
Adult relationships are just complicated.

565
00:40:12,773 --> 00:40:16,300
Sometimes when two people get married
reallyyoung likeyour mom and I did...

566
00:40:16,377 --> 00:40:18,139
you just end up
feeling kind of--

567
00:40:18,211 --> 00:40:20,839
- You missed out on some things.
- Yeah.

568
00:40:20,913 --> 00:40:22,847
Just 'causeyou grow up
on the outside...

569
00:40:22,915 --> 00:40:24,973
doesn't mean you wanna
stop having fun.

570
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,109
I know all about
the inner child, Dad.

571
00:40:27,185 --> 00:40:30,916
- Oh. You do, huh?
- That's why old guys drive sports cars.

572
00:40:30,989 --> 00:40:33,014
You're probably right.

573
00:40:33,091 --> 00:40:37,287
But the trouble with sports cars--
no room for anybody else.

574
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,296
Maybe one other person max.
But ifyou want to take a real road trip...

575
00:40:41,364 --> 00:40:44,196
with luggage andall,
you don't even have room for a friend.

576
00:40:44,266 --> 00:40:46,700
I mean, they're
cool and fast and all...

577
00:40:46,769 --> 00:40:50,295
but who wants to be in a nice car
when you're all alone?

578
00:41:03,849 --> 00:41:06,876
[ Kate Sighs ]

579
00:41:06,953 --> 00:41:10,443
Well, that looks
just about perfect.

580
00:41:10,522 --> 00:41:13,048
All that's left to do now
is put on the star.

581
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:15,183
Kevin always puts on the star.

582
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:17,353
That's right.
He does, doesn't he?

583
00:41:17,429 --> 00:41:20,262
I always hold him up.
And then I give him a wedgie.

584
00:41:20,331 --> 00:41:23,597
[ Chuckles ]
He makes a fuss. We all laugh.

585
00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:28,432
Well, I guess we're just gonna
have to use the ladder this year.

586
00:41:30,974 --> 00:41:33,703
Okay, Dad, you can
put me down now.

587
00:41:35,078 --> 00:41:37,875
Wow. Looks pretty good.

588
00:41:37,946 --> 00:41:40,073
I think it looks great.

589
00:41:40,148 --> 00:41:42,514
I think it's
our best tree yet.

590
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:47,417
[ Peter On TV]
Hey!

591
00:41:47,488 --> 00:41:49,422
[ Family Chattering ]

592
00:41:52,326 --> 00:41:54,657
- Merry Christmas, Mommy.
- [Kevin ] Merry Christmas.

593
00:41:54,728 --> 00:41:58,095
- [Kate On TV] Merry Christmas.
- [All Chattering]

594
00:41:58,164 --> 00:42:01,497
Oh! Look at that!

595
00:42:01,568 --> 00:42:04,092
- [ Kate ] Hey. Hey.
- [ Peter ] Hey.

596
00:42:04,169 --> 00:42:07,661
[ Peter] I had this little
computer chip installed in Mom.

597
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:10,140
We're gonna get her
to make some breakfast.

598
00:42:17,415 --> 00:42:19,883
- [ Yawns ] Morni ng.
- Morni n'.

599
00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:28,252
Good morni ng, sleepyheads.
You're finally up.

600
00:42:28,324 --> 00:42:30,291
What did you do
to our tree?

601
00:42:30,358 --> 00:42:34,624
Oh, that's myfault. I have
a standing appointment with
the tree decorators everyyear.

602
00:42:34,696 --> 00:42:37,926
In all the excitement,
I forgot to cancel.

603
00:42:37,998 --> 00:42:39,966
Are you ever
gonna forgive me?

604
00:42:40,033 --> 00:42:42,399
You undid our tree?

605
00:42:42,469 --> 00:42:46,097
Well, it would have had
to come down eventually anyway.

606
00:42:46,173 --> 00:42:48,697
Come on, Kev.
Look at all these presents, huh?

607
00:42:48,775 --> 00:42:51,801
Oh, wait. Ooh, here's a big one.
I believe it has--

608
00:42:51,878 --> 00:42:53,811
Yes, it has
your name on it.

609
00:42:53,879 --> 00:42:56,678
Come on. Open it up.
It's from Natalie and me.

610
00:42:56,749 --> 00:42:59,444
But shouldn't I open it
tomorrow on Christmas?

611
00:42:59,518 --> 00:43:02,612
Ah, you got plenty to open tomorrow.
Come on. One won't hurt.

612
00:43:02,687 --> 00:43:05,621
Go ahead.

613
00:43:05,689 --> 00:43:08,180
- [ Gasps ]
- Super Spy bugging and listening device.

614
00:43:08,259 --> 00:43:12,787
- Isn't that cool?
- Yeah. Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Natalie.

615
00:43:12,863 --> 00:43:15,524
I'm glad you like it.

616
00:43:21,637 --> 00:43:24,764
- Hey, Mom, where areyou going?
- I'm going to take Kevin some things.

617
00:43:24,839 --> 00:43:27,865
- Mom, whereyou going?
- He doesn't have any clean clothes...

618
00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:30,775
and I'm sure he doesn't have
anytoys to playwith.

619
00:43:32,046 --> 00:43:35,105
To check out Dad's girlfriend.
Wanna go?

620
00:43:36,684 --> 00:43:38,674
[Doorbell Rings ]

621
00:43:41,455 --> 00:43:43,389
May I help you?

622
00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:45,390
- Wow!
- I'm here for Kevin McCallister.

623
00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:47,392
- Wow!
- Buzz.

624
00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:50,452
- Are you here to take him home?
- No, I have something for him.

625
00:43:50,529 --> 00:43:53,362
Right this way.

626
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,558
[Peter]
You should be able to hearthat.

627
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,295
- How do I sound?
- [ Kate On Headset ] Kids, stay close.

628
00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,763
- Mom!
- Hey!

629
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:05,331
Hey!

630
00:44:05,409 --> 00:44:08,639
Mmm! Ohh!

631
00:44:08,711 --> 00:44:11,202
- [ Chuckles ]
- You guys remember Natalie, right?

632
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:13,271
- Buzz, Megan.
- Hi, Natalie.

633
00:44:13,348 --> 00:44:16,512
Oh, and, uh,
Kate, this is Natalie.

634
00:44:16,586 --> 00:44:19,019
- Natalie, Kate.
- Hello, Kate.

635
00:44:19,087 --> 00:44:21,681
Hello.

636
00:44:21,756 --> 00:44:24,553
So, areyou guys gonna stay?

637
00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:27,822
- No, I just broughtyou some ofyour stuff.
- You guys gotta see this house.

638
00:44:27,895 --> 00:44:31,296
- Is that okay, Natalie?
- Of course. Be my guest.

639
00:44:34,067 --> 00:44:36,559
- Awesome tree!
- It used to look better.

640
00:44:36,637 --> 00:44:41,164
- What is this thing on your head?
- A spy kit that Natalie got me
for an early Christmas present.

641
00:44:41,241 --> 00:44:44,231
Really?
That was nice ofyou.

642
00:44:44,308 --> 00:44:46,573
Well, I'm very fond
ofyour kids.

643
00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:48,737
I've gotta showyou
this airplane she got me.

644
00:44:53,850 --> 00:44:55,784
Would you like
a cup of coffee?

645
00:44:55,852 --> 00:44:57,819
Oh, no, thankyou.

646
00:44:57,887 --> 00:45:01,618
- I, uh, didn't know he would have
all this stuffto playwith.
- Yeah.

647
00:45:02,725 --> 00:45:05,488
Oh, God. Hey.
Let me get that.

648
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,858
I wasn't even sure he could
even sleep without it.

649
00:45:07,929 --> 00:45:11,160
Gosh. I cannot believe
he hasn't even asked for it.

650
00:45:11,232 --> 00:45:13,631
Well, we could buy him
another stuffed animal.

651
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,395
- Oh, no, no.
- No.

652
00:45:15,469 --> 00:45:17,334
This is, uh, his Teddy.

653
00:45:17,404 --> 00:45:19,634
Teddy is his
transitional object.

654
00:45:19,706 --> 00:45:22,800
Yeah.
Transitional object.

655
00:45:22,876 --> 00:45:26,868
It's like something very, veryspecial
a child carries with him everywhere.

656
00:45:26,946 --> 00:45:30,039
You're supposed to have a spare,
in case something happens to it.

657
00:45:30,116 --> 00:45:33,949
- Ofcourse, we only had one, remember?
- Oh! How could I forget?

658
00:45:34,019 --> 00:45:37,887
We were driving down the highway,
really in a hurry.

659
00:45:37,956 --> 00:45:41,050
Kevin thinks, possibly Teddy
might want a little fresh air.

660
00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:43,787
So he rolls down the window
and out flies Teddy!

661
00:45:43,861 --> 00:45:46,352
He was ballistic.
He was crying. He was so upset.

662
00:45:46,430 --> 00:45:48,363
It was-- Oh, my--

663
00:45:48,431 --> 00:45:51,594
So Peter pulls over,
and I get out to retrieve the bear.

664
00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:54,135
- I still can't believe you did that.
- [ Chuckles ]

665
00:45:54,202 --> 00:45:57,069
Well, it was the slow lane,
and there wasn't much traffic.

666
00:45:57,139 --> 00:46:00,597
Yeah, well, I don't know what
he would have done ifhe had lost it.

667
00:46:04,478 --> 00:46:07,606
I think Kevin's going to have
so much fun playing with the prince...

668
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:09,842
that he's not even gonna
miss the stuffed animal.

669
00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:13,374
It's going to be wonderful having a house
full ofchildren. I'm looking forward to it.

670
00:46:13,453 --> 00:46:16,854
Children, watch
the garden sculpture!

671
00:46:16,923 --> 00:46:20,689
Wel l, I... better get goi ng.

672
00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,031
Before they break somethi ng.

673
00:46:34,105 --> 00:46:37,039
Wel l, we're off to the airport
to pick up the royal family.

674
00:46:37,107 --> 00:46:39,507
You all know
how important this is.

675
00:46:39,576 --> 00:46:42,204
Now, the caterers
will be here momentarily.

676
00:46:42,279 --> 00:46:44,769
And the guests will arrive
about an hour before...

677
00:46:44,847 --> 00:46:47,815
- you and the royals
makeyourgrand entrance.
- [Molly] No need to worry.

678
00:46:47,882 --> 00:46:50,316
Everything will be
taken care of.

679
00:46:50,385 --> 00:46:53,945
- It's just that I want everything to go right.
- Come on. Let's not be late.

680
00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:57,889
I don't want one single thing to go wrong.
Door, open.

681
00:46:57,958 --> 00:47:00,586
And nothing will.

682
00:47:03,663 --> 00:47:06,655
[People Chattering]

683
00:47:31,755 --> 00:47:33,779
[Knocking On Door]

684
00:47:39,094 --> 00:47:41,085
[Prescott]
Oh, good. You've finallyarrived.

685
00:47:55,809 --> 00:47:59,336
- Mr. Prescott! Mr. Prescott! It's them!
- Hush, you.

686
00:47:59,413 --> 00:48:01,313
- I 'll get him out ofyour way.
- Thankyou.

687
00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:05,009
It's the burglars! It's the burglars!
Aah! Mr. Prescott!

688
00:48:05,084 --> 00:48:07,109
[Kevin Yelling]
It's Marv!

689
00:48:07,186 --> 00:48:09,848
I guess you already
knew that though.

690
00:48:09,922 --> 00:48:14,654
Listen, you. I have just about had
enough ofyou and your melodrama!

691
00:48:14,726 --> 00:48:18,752
This is a very important night, and if I have
to lockyou up to keepyou out of ourway...

692
00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:20,990
- don't think I won't do it.
- Look!

693
00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:24,394
Ow!

694
00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:27,664
Ow! Ow!

695
00:48:27,737 --> 00:48:31,036
Don't trifle with me,
you demon spawn!

696
00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:37,945
Now that's a foolish place to hide.
[ Groans ]

697
00:48:48,956 --> 00:48:52,187
One down, two to go.

698
00:48:52,258 --> 00:48:54,555
[ Muffled ]
Let me out ofhere! Let me out ofhere!

699
00:48:54,626 --> 00:48:56,753
It's freezing cold!
Let me out!

700
00:49:12,275 --> 00:49:15,437
Kevin, haveyou seen Prescott?

701
00:49:15,511 --> 00:49:17,502
- Not lately.
- Ah, typical.

702
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,570
Always poking around
when you don't want him...

703
00:49:19,647 --> 00:49:22,617
- and when you need him--
nowhere to be found.
- [ Doorbell Rings ]

704
00:49:22,685 --> 00:49:27,121
Ah! Guests already?
Whatever happened to fashionably late?

705
00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,059
[Natalie ]
Well, I don't like to boast, but...

706
00:49:33,127 --> 00:49:36,688
- yes, it will be the party ofthe season.
- [ Beep ]

707
00:49:36,764 --> 00:49:40,200
Oh, I'm getting another call.
All right. See you there.

708
00:49:40,267 --> 00:49:45,101
Hel lo? Carmel i na, how are you?
[ Mouthi ng Words ]

709
00:49:45,171 --> 00:49:48,698
What? Oh, no!

710
00:49:48,775 --> 00:49:52,506
They're snowed in.
Their flight's been canceled.

711
00:49:52,578 --> 00:49:55,068
Wel l, so am I. Devastated.

712
00:49:55,147 --> 00:49:57,944
Well, all right.
We'll see you tomorrow.

713
00:49:58,015 --> 00:49:59,880
Merry Christmas.

714
00:49:59,950 --> 00:50:02,282
[ Phone Beeps Off]

715
00:50:02,353 --> 00:50:05,845
What are we gonna do now?
It's gonna be just an ordinary party.

716
00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:09,881
Christmas Eve at your place
sounds anything but ordinary to me.

717
00:50:09,959 --> 00:50:12,655
It's hardly the party
ofthe season.

718
00:50:15,264 --> 00:50:17,323
Peter.

719
00:50:17,399 --> 00:50:20,493
- What ifwe announce
our engagement tonight?
- Tonight?

720
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:24,665
I know we were gonna wait till
afteryour divorce was final...

721
00:50:24,739 --> 00:50:27,936
but it's onlya few weeks away
andyourkids alreadyknow...

722
00:50:28,009 --> 00:50:30,443
and it'll make tonight
so special.

723
00:50:30,511 --> 00:50:32,638
Well, if it makes you happy.

724
00:50:32,712 --> 00:50:34,737
Yes!

725
00:50:36,416 --> 00:50:38,350
[ Chuckles ]

726
00:50:40,921 --> 00:50:42,854
Where are those guys?

727
00:50:42,922 --> 00:50:47,051
- Marv, I gotta tinkle.
- Vera, you can tinkle next week.

728
00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:49,116
[ Marv On Headset ]
Always in a hurry.

729
00:50:49,194 --> 00:50:51,560
Door, open.

730
00:50:56,066 --> 00:50:58,090
All right.
Now, you remember the plan?

731
00:50:58,167 --> 00:51:01,193
- Which plan? Harry's plan?
- What-- No! Not Harry's plan!

732
00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:04,067
- The one involving rope and a bag!
- Why areyou yelling at me?

733
00:51:04,139 --> 00:51:06,073
I'm notyell--

734
00:51:06,141 --> 00:51:08,507
- Doyou remember the plan?
- Yeah.

735
00:51:08,577 --> 00:51:11,478
- Now, when the prince comes up to bed--
- We bag him!

736
00:51:11,546 --> 00:51:16,380
- That's right. We kidnap the kid napping.
- You're a genius, Marv.

737
00:51:16,450 --> 00:51:19,908
That's right.
Door, open.

738
00:51:19,987 --> 00:51:23,046
Now, the prince goes
in the bag.

739
00:51:23,122 --> 00:51:27,024
- The bag goes out the window.
- Uh-huh.

740
00:51:27,093 --> 00:51:30,028
We climb down the rope.
Door, close.

741
00:51:30,096 --> 00:51:31,324
Right.

742
00:51:31,397 --> 00:51:34,365
[ Marv On Headset ]
Everybody in the van.

743
00:51:36,701 --> 00:51:39,670
And we're gone before
they know what hit 'em.

744
00:51:39,737 --> 00:51:43,866
Beautiful plan, Marv.
Elegant in its simplicity.

745
00:51:43,940 --> 00:51:47,967
All right. Let's tryit out.
Get in the bag.

746
00:51:48,044 --> 00:51:50,035
Me? Why don't you
get in the bag?

747
00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:52,240
Because I'm the boss.
Get in the bag, Vera.

748
00:51:52,315 --> 00:51:55,340
- I don't wanna get in the bag.
- Vera, just get in the bag! Please!

749
00:51:55,417 --> 00:51:57,749
You didn't tell me
I was gonna get in no bag.

750
00:51:57,820 --> 00:52:00,789
I was saving it. It's gonna be fun.
Ooh, we're in the bag!

751
00:52:00,856 --> 00:52:02,823
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Groaning ]

752
00:52:02,891 --> 00:52:05,622
Nice. All right.

753
00:52:05,694 --> 00:52:08,628
Window, open.

754
00:52:08,696 --> 00:52:10,596
Ahh.
[ Grunts ]

755
00:52:13,934 --> 00:52:16,368
[Vera ]
Uh, Marv. Ooh. Oh.

756
00:52:16,436 --> 00:52:20,133
[ Grunts ]
Don't worry, honey. I got ya.

757
00:52:20,207 --> 00:52:22,640
Marv! Let me down easy.

758
00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:25,972
I always do, baby.
[ Straining ]

759
00:52:26,044 --> 00:52:28,512
Shouldn't have had
that last piece of cake.

760
00:52:28,580 --> 00:52:31,174
[ Yelps ]

761
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,443
[Rope Creaking]

762
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:37,981
- Perfect.
- Door, open.

763
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,523
[ Screams ]

764
00:52:43,693 --> 00:52:46,389
- [ Groans ]
- Don't worry.

765
00:52:46,462 --> 00:52:48,521
Everything's under control.

766
00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:50,566
Uh, uh, Marv--

767
00:52:51,935 --> 00:52:54,198
[ Screaming ]

768
00:52:54,269 --> 00:52:56,100
- [ Thud]
- Easy...

769
00:52:56,171 --> 00:52:58,662
but still way cool.

770
00:53:03,143 --> 00:53:04,735
[ Marv Groaning]

771
00:53:06,579 --> 00:53:08,979
Thanks for breaking
my fall, pumpkin.

772
00:53:09,049 --> 00:53:11,609
[ Hoarse Voice ]
I always do, baby. Okay.

773
00:53:11,685 --> 00:53:13,618
Get out and stay out!

774
00:53:19,824 --> 00:53:23,589
- I know what you're trying to do.
- Oh, yeah, wise guy? What?

775
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:27,096
You're trying to
kidnap the prince.

776
00:53:30,267 --> 00:53:33,201
Shut up,
ya little moron!

777
00:53:35,137 --> 00:53:37,799
- I'm gonna kill him.
- Okay.

778
00:53:37,873 --> 00:53:39,864
[ Chuckling ]

779
00:53:44,879 --> 00:53:46,904
[ Raspberry]

780
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:53,680
Vera, honey.
Little help?

781
00:53:53,754 --> 00:53:56,621
Oh, yeah, baby. That'd be great.
I sure could use it.

782
00:54:04,364 --> 00:54:07,389
- [ Marv Groaning On Headset ]
- I got everyword.

783
00:54:08,567 --> 00:54:10,501
[ Imitates Cheer]

784
00:54:10,569 --> 00:54:13,036
&& [ Classical On Stereo ]

785
00:54:13,104 --> 00:54:16,437
- Welcome back. Where's the royal family?
- Theywere snowed in.

786
00:54:16,507 --> 00:54:19,066
- Ah!
- Where's Prescott?

787
00:54:19,143 --> 00:54:21,373
- I can't find him anywhere.
- That's odd.

788
00:54:21,445 --> 00:54:25,107
Well, Molly, make sure
everyone has champagne.

789
00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:28,082
- We're going to make
a special announcement.
- Yes, ma'am.

790
00:54:40,696 --> 00:54:43,994
- How areyou?
- Hi, how are you? Good to see you again.

791
00:54:45,567 --> 00:54:47,557
Everyone, may I have
your attention?

792
00:54:47,635 --> 00:54:49,330
Huh?

793
00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:54,166
I am gonna kill that--

794
00:54:54,241 --> 00:54:56,470
Uuh!

795
00:55:08,685 --> 00:55:11,176
- [ Clattering]
- [Screaming]

796
00:55:15,526 --> 00:55:19,552
This is always a special night,
and tonight may be even more special.

797
00:55:19,629 --> 00:55:22,461
- [ Seething ]
- Get him!

798
00:55:23,932 --> 00:55:26,662
- Peter and I are engaged!
- [ Crowd Exclaiming]

799
00:55:29,471 --> 00:55:32,200
[ Screams, Shouts ]

800
00:55:43,016 --> 00:55:45,745
- [ Teeth Chattering ]
- Prescott?

801
00:55:45,818 --> 00:55:49,276
- [ Softly Moaning ]
- This could not be goin' worse.

802
00:55:49,354 --> 00:55:52,084
Marv, you're on fire.

803
00:55:52,156 --> 00:55:54,420
Oh, thanks, baby.
You're not so bad yourself.

804
00:55:54,492 --> 00:55:57,427
No, sweetheart.
You're really on fire.

805
00:55:57,495 --> 00:56:00,589
Well, I try to work out.
You know-- Aah!

806
00:56:00,665 --> 00:56:02,996
Gaah!Aah!

807
00:56:03,066 --> 00:56:07,526
- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
- Kevin!

808
00:56:12,174 --> 00:56:15,372
I'm not lying.
The bad guys are back.

809
00:56:15,444 --> 00:56:17,412
We're not getting anywhere.

810
00:56:19,081 --> 00:56:23,540
Kevin, I spoke to
all the caterers and to Molly.

811
00:56:23,618 --> 00:56:27,520
Nobodysaw a thing butyou.
Now, how could that be?

812
00:56:27,589 --> 00:56:30,649
I don't know.
But I heard they're gonna kidnap the prince.

813
00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:34,820
- You heard them say that?
- Yeah, with mySuperSpybugging device.

814
00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:38,227
- And Prescott's involved with the whole thing.
- This is absurd.

815
00:56:38,297 --> 00:56:42,733
I'm going to call and make sure
the royal family's flight is okay for tomorrow.

816
00:56:44,903 --> 00:56:47,235
Kevin, I know
what's going on here.

817
00:56:47,305 --> 00:56:49,569
- You do?
- Yeah.

818
00:56:49,641 --> 00:56:53,804
- You're out to destroy
my relationship with Natalie.
- What?

819
00:56:53,878 --> 00:56:57,541
You knew how important tonight was to her,
and you went and pulled a crazy stunt like this.

820
00:56:57,615 --> 00:56:59,947
- That's not the truth.
- I've given you a lot ofleeway...

821
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:03,508
because I know how tough
this divorce has been on you.

822
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,521
But tonightyou went
waytoo far.

823
00:57:06,589 --> 00:57:09,149
I want you to go to your room
and think about what you've done.

824
00:57:12,093 --> 00:57:15,256
And when you're ready to apologize to Natalie,
then we'll talk.

825
00:57:20,434 --> 00:57:22,663
Door, close.

826
00:57:35,513 --> 00:57:39,347
- Here you are, George! Merry Christmas!
- [Woman Crying]

827
00:57:42,653 --> 00:57:44,644
[ Ringing ]

828
00:57:48,892 --> 00:57:51,622
- Hello?
- Mom?

829
00:57:51,695 --> 00:57:55,562
Kevin! Oh, Kevin.
I'm so glad you called.

830
00:57:55,631 --> 00:57:58,065
Areyou okay?

831
00:57:58,134 --> 00:58:01,695
Yeah, yeah. I'm just watching
It's a Wonderful Life.

832
00:58:01,771 --> 00:58:05,206
- You are?
- You know how that gets to me.

833
00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:07,298
- What channel is it on?
- Eight.

834
00:58:13,814 --> 00:58:16,373
Ohh.

835
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,815
I guess I'm just a sucker
for happy endings.

836
00:58:21,154 --> 00:58:23,781
So, how is your party?
Are you havin' a good time?

837
00:58:23,855 --> 00:58:28,155
Yeah, it's all right. How aboutyou?
Havin' a good Christmas Eve?

838
00:58:32,697 --> 00:58:35,757
Yeah. It's great.

839
00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:38,063
[ Sniffles ]

840
00:58:38,135 --> 00:58:41,865
- [ Sobs ] I loveyou, Kevin.
- Loveyou too, Mom.

841
00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:44,429
[ Laughs ]
Merry Christmas.

842
00:58:44,507 --> 00:58:48,102
- Merry Christmas.
- Okay. Bye.

843
00:58:49,346 --> 00:58:51,280
[ Beeps Off]

844
00:58:53,315 --> 00:58:55,249
[ Beeps Off]

845
00:58:55,317 --> 00:58:57,251
[ Crying ]

846
00:59:02,257 --> 00:59:05,692
[Knocking]

847
00:59:05,759 --> 00:59:08,694
- Kevin, are you awake?
- Yeah.

848
00:59:13,165 --> 00:59:15,793
Your father and I were a little rough
on you before. Are you okay?

849
00:59:15,868 --> 00:59:18,562
- Yeah.
- Good.

850
00:59:18,637 --> 00:59:21,969
Because ifyou ever do anything like that again,
you'll be out ofthis house so fast...

851
00:59:22,039 --> 00:59:24,030
your head will spin.

852
00:59:24,108 --> 00:59:27,600
So your father's getting divorced. Boo-hoo.
Everyone's parents get divorced.

853
00:59:27,678 --> 00:59:31,671
That's life. You'll get over it. But you're not
gonna come between your father and me.

854
00:59:31,749 --> 00:59:35,741
He wants you in his life,
and I think that's admirable.

855
00:59:35,818 --> 00:59:40,118
But ifyou want him in your life,
you better not cross me.

856
00:59:40,189 --> 00:59:44,887
Understood? Good.

857
00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:52,289
I'll have that window fixed first thing
in the morning. Sweet dreams.

858
00:59:56,936 --> 01:00:00,064
[Man On TV] To mybig brother George,
the richest man in town.

859
01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:03,108
[ Crowd Exclaiming]

860
01:00:04,677 --> 01:00:07,737
I've just had
a nice little chat with Kevin.

861
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:11,748
I think we're beginning to understand
each other better. What are you watching?

862
01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:14,717
It's a Wonderful Life.
They've been running it all night.

863
01:00:14,786 --> 01:00:17,152
- Come on. Watch it with me.
- I 've seen it.

864
01:00:17,221 --> 01:00:20,156
- So?
- So...

865
01:00:20,224 --> 01:00:23,784
I don't understand people who
watch movies over and over again.

866
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:26,556
I saw it. I cried.
Once was enough.

867
01:00:26,630 --> 01:00:29,861
You gotta be kidding.
Kate and I watch this everyyearwith the kids.

868
01:00:29,933 --> 01:00:32,264
It's a familytradition.

869
01:00:32,335 --> 01:00:34,633
- Well...
- [ Clicks Off]

870
01:00:34,704 --> 01:00:39,505
now that you're going to have a new family,
maybe it's time for some new traditions.

871
01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:51,913
They'll be back.
And if no one believes me...

872
01:00:51,984 --> 01:00:54,817
I'll have to catch 'em myself.
[ Grunts ]

873
01:01:15,306 --> 01:01:18,469
[ Marv's Voice ]
Shut up, you little moron.

874
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:20,476
[ Clicks Off]

875
01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,476
[Keyboard Clacking]

876
01:01:22,544 --> 01:01:25,513
Shut up, you moron.

877
01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:31,977
- [Kevin ] Okay, stop.
- [ Beeps ]

878
01:01:32,053 --> 01:01:34,544
[ Electronic Voice ]
Spin Faster.

879
01:01:34,622 --> 01:01:37,419
[Keyboard Clacking]

880
01:01:37,491 --> 01:01:41,722
[ Marv's Voice ]
Get in the bag. Shut up, ya bag!

881
01:01:54,706 --> 01:01:58,073
- Christmas morning.
- Merry Christmas, Kevin.

882
01:01:58,143 --> 01:02:00,668
- Merry Christmas, Dad!
- Hey, hey!

883
01:02:00,745 --> 01:02:04,907
- Peter, are you ready to go?
- Go? Go where?

884
01:02:04,981 --> 01:02:09,681
Kevin, Natalie and I gotta go
pick up the royal family right now.

885
01:02:09,753 --> 01:02:13,279
Now? But aren't we
gonna open presents?

886
01:02:13,356 --> 01:02:15,790
It's gonna have to wait
till we get back.

887
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:19,259
But it's Christmas.
And why doyou both have to go?

888
01:02:19,328 --> 01:02:22,728
Look, you know how sometimes
you gotta do things you don't wanna do?

889
01:02:22,798 --> 01:02:26,460
This is one ofthose times.
Hey, we'll be back before you know it, okay?

890
01:02:26,534 --> 01:02:29,002
And I'm sure nothing will happen
while we're gone. Am I right?

891
01:02:29,069 --> 01:02:31,264
- Right.
- Good.

892
01:02:32,439 --> 01:02:36,034
Hang in there.
We won't be long.

893
01:02:36,109 --> 01:02:38,873
- Door, open.
- [ Door Opens ]

894
01:02:41,647 --> 01:02:43,706
[ Natalie ]
Merry Christmas, Kevin.

895
01:02:46,919 --> 01:02:48,853
[ Door Shuts ]

896
01:02:48,921 --> 01:02:50,912
Merry Christmas.

897
01:02:51,956 --> 01:02:54,220
[ Cell Phone Rings ]

898
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:57,318
[ Ringing Continues ]

899
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,561
- [ Sighs ]
- [ Beeps On ]

900
01:03:05,635 --> 01:03:07,569
Hello?

901
01:03:10,073 --> 01:03:12,700
- No, we're awake.
- It wasn't me!

902
01:03:12,775 --> 01:03:15,971
Shh! All right.
We're on ourway.

903
01:03:16,044 --> 01:03:19,241
- [ Beeps Off]
- Oy. Sure makes me nervous.

904
01:03:19,314 --> 01:03:21,543
Let's go, pookie.

905
01:03:26,619 --> 01:03:29,520
I knewit. Here they come.

906
01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:44,324
First step-- eliminate the inside man.
Oh, Mr. Prescott?

907
01:03:44,401 --> 01:03:47,063
- Mr. Prescott, areyou in there?
- [Pounding]

908
01:03:48,606 --> 01:03:50,540
- Yes.
- Mr. Prescott...

909
01:03:50,608 --> 01:03:53,269
- can you help me with something?
- And what would that be?

910
01:03:53,343 --> 01:03:56,107
- Another milk shake, perhaps?
- No. A bottle ofwine.

911
01:03:56,179 --> 01:03:59,307
- Excuse me?
- Natalie said we need to get
some wine from the basement...

912
01:03:59,382 --> 01:04:01,645
for the royal family.

913
01:04:02,951 --> 01:04:05,180
Ifwe must.

914
01:04:06,187 --> 01:04:08,382
So I guess you're right.

915
01:04:08,456 --> 01:04:10,890
We're not gonna have
any snow this Christmas.

916
01:04:10,958 --> 01:04:14,393
One can never go wrong
with low expectations.

917
01:04:14,461 --> 01:04:18,693
You know, Mr. Prescott, it's been great
spending time with you these last few days.

918
01:04:18,765 --> 01:04:21,199
Time flies when
you're having fun.

919
01:04:21,268 --> 01:04:26,569
I know we got off to a bad start,
but things can be better-- much better.

920
01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:32,540
- 'Cause you're down there, and I'm up here.
- Come get--

921
01:04:32,610 --> 01:04:34,839
- [Pounding]
- Young man, open this door!
Let me out ofhere!

922
01:04:34,913 --> 01:04:37,882
- Oh!
- Oh, boy! Am I glad to see you!

923
01:04:37,948 --> 01:04:41,077
The kidnappers are coming.
But this time I'm one step ahead ofthem.

924
01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:44,484
I locked thei r accom pl ice i n the basement.
I s this a perfect plan, or what?

925
01:04:44,555 --> 01:04:46,750
It would be, dear,
except for one thing--

926
01:04:46,823 --> 01:04:49,519
Prescott is not
their accomplice.

927
01:04:52,762 --> 01:04:54,695
I am.

928
01:04:54,763 --> 01:04:59,700
[ Gasps ]
You're-- You're the inside man?

929
01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:03,066
- I'm afraid so.
- Hey, Mom.

930
01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:09,201
We're here.
Oh, yeah, yeah.

931
01:05:10,778 --> 01:05:15,077
- Mom? He's your son?
- I told you he was a handful.

932
01:05:15,148 --> 01:05:18,049
- Aah! Hey! Get off of me!
- Oh, now, come on!

933
01:05:21,286 --> 01:05:23,686
Isn't there a trapdoor
or something?

934
01:05:23,755 --> 01:05:28,715
No. Not much demand for 'em
in a wine cellar.

935
01:05:30,128 --> 01:05:32,856
Guess you're right.

936
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,295
Got any good ideas?

937
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,693
Not a one.

938
01:05:41,303 --> 01:05:43,294
[ Sighs ]

939
01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:49,840
- I do have a cell phone though.
- Perfect! May I?

940
01:05:49,911 --> 01:05:51,901
- Sure.
- Thanks.

941
01:05:51,979 --> 01:05:54,072
[ Beeping ]

942
01:05:54,147 --> 01:05:57,378
[ Ringing, Beeps On ]

943
01:05:57,451 --> 01:05:59,612
- Hello, Buzz?
- Kevin, is that you?

944
01:05:59,686 --> 01:06:02,245
- Yeah. I'm calling from a cell phone.
- Oh, a cell phone.

945
01:06:02,321 --> 01:06:06,314
Good foryou, puke-face. Is that another
present she gave you? What a showoff.

946
01:06:06,392 --> 01:06:08,326
[ Beeps Off]

947
01:06:08,394 --> 01:06:11,328
- I'll try again.
- [Keypad Beeping]

948
01:06:12,831 --> 01:06:15,197
[ Ringing, Beeps On ]

949
01:06:15,266 --> 01:06:19,362
Buzz, before you hang up, I need to
tell you something. I need to talk to Mom.

950
01:06:19,437 --> 01:06:21,336
- Okay. You told me.
- [ Beeps Off]

951
01:06:22,406 --> 01:06:24,840
- [ Beeps Off]
- I'll try again later.

952
01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,977
[ Sighs ]

953
01:06:30,247 --> 01:06:32,737
Why in heaven's name did you
think I was the inside man?

954
01:06:32,815 --> 01:06:38,446
Well, ifyou hadn't acted so strange,
I wouldn't have thoughtyou were... so strange.

955
01:06:39,955 --> 01:06:42,479
And where wereyou the first time
these guys broke in?

956
01:06:42,556 --> 01:06:46,356
Whydidn'tyou answerthe intercom?
Why didyou shut offthe cameras?

957
01:06:46,427 --> 01:06:49,294
I didn't. But if those thugs
were using Molly's remote...

958
01:06:49,363 --> 01:06:51,626
they could've turned off
the whole security system.

959
01:06:51,698 --> 01:06:55,794
- But why'd you say I was lying?
- Well, because I thought you were.

960
01:06:55,869 --> 01:06:59,270
And besides, I didn't want
Miss Natalie to know that I'd been...

961
01:06:59,339 --> 01:07:01,602
well, napping on the job.

962
01:07:01,674 --> 01:07:05,007
That woman. Ifshe could work me
24 hours a day, she would.

963
01:07:05,077 --> 01:07:09,241
It's downright inhuman.
So, whenever she's not here, I, uh--

964
01:07:09,314 --> 01:07:12,578
- You take advantage.
- I take a break.

965
01:07:12,650 --> 01:07:15,175
A nice, well-deserved break.

966
01:07:15,253 --> 01:07:18,222
With all the cameras and intercoms
turned off, I didn't notice anything.

967
01:07:18,289 --> 01:07:21,587
- So I --
- You were covering your whoo-hoo!

968
01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:24,092
[ Chuckles ]
Precisely.

969
01:07:25,695 --> 01:07:28,823
- You want to try calling your mom again?
- Sure.

970
01:07:28,898 --> 01:07:31,764
[ Ringing ]

971
01:07:31,833 --> 01:07:33,630
- Hello?
- Mom?

972
01:07:33,702 --> 01:07:35,862
- Kevin!
- [ Static ]

973
01:07:35,936 --> 01:07:39,929
- Wait. Kevin, I can't hearyou.
- That's probably 'cause
I'm locked in a wine cellar.

974
01:07:40,007 --> 01:07:42,770
No, I-- Honey, I can't hearyou.
There's too much static.

975
01:07:42,842 --> 01:07:45,242
[ Yelling ]
I'm locked in Natalie's wine cellar!

976
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:47,711
- Areyou calling to say Merry Christmas?
- Mom, areyou there?

977
01:07:47,780 --> 01:07:49,680
- Sweetheart?
- Areyou there, Mom?
- Kevin?

978
01:07:49,749 --> 01:07:51,943
Mom? Mom?

979
01:07:52,017 --> 01:07:53,951
[ Beeps Off]

980
01:07:54,019 --> 01:07:56,647
Oh, great!

981
01:07:56,722 --> 01:07:59,088
The battery's dead.

982
01:08:00,158 --> 01:08:02,022
[ Sighs ]

983
01:08:02,093 --> 01:08:04,027
Hmm.

984
01:08:09,467 --> 01:08:12,128
[Ringing]

985
01:08:12,202 --> 01:08:14,431
- [ Beeps On ]
- Kalban residence.

986
01:08:14,503 --> 01:08:17,995
Hi, this is Kate McCallister, Kevin's mom.
May I speak to him, please?

987
01:08:18,073 --> 01:08:23,408
- Kevin's not here right now.
- That's strange. He just called.

988
01:08:23,478 --> 01:08:28,973
Really? Well, he's out with
his father and Miss Natalie.

989
01:08:29,050 --> 01:08:33,179
Oh. Oh, he must have called from his Dad's
cell phone. That explains the line going dead.

990
01:08:33,253 --> 01:08:35,244
Okay. Thankyou.

991
01:08:35,322 --> 01:08:37,313
[ Clicks, Dial Tone ]

992
01:08:37,390 --> 01:08:39,324
[Beeps Off]

993
01:08:45,197 --> 01:08:48,064
Little rascal
called his mother.

994
01:08:48,134 --> 01:08:51,364
- You want me to go show him who's boss?
- Sit down, Marv.

995
01:08:51,436 --> 01:08:53,870
You're not the boss.
I'm the boss.

996
01:08:53,938 --> 01:08:56,600
Okay.

997
01:08:56,674 --> 01:08:59,643
[ Mouths Words ]

998
01:08:59,711 --> 01:09:03,669
His cellphone is dead.
I don't think he'll be anymore trouble.

999
01:09:12,087 --> 01:09:14,021
No.

1000
01:09:15,123 --> 01:09:17,250
Cookie.

1001
01:09:17,325 --> 01:09:19,384
- [ Cell Phone Rings ]
- Oh!

1002
01:09:20,961 --> 01:09:23,555
- [ Beeps On ]
- Hello?

1003
01:09:23,631 --> 01:09:25,656
Peter, it's me. I 'm calling Kevin back.
We got disconnected.

1004
01:09:25,733 --> 01:09:28,531
Kevin? Kevin's not with me.
He's back at Natalie's house.

1005
01:09:28,602 --> 01:09:31,570
Really? I was just told
he's with you.

1006
01:09:31,638 --> 01:09:35,130
Well-- Well, don't worry, Kate.
I'm sure everything's fine.

1007
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:38,944
Okay.

1008
01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:41,706
- Wow, that's weird.
- [Phone Beeps Off]

1009
01:09:41,779 --> 01:09:45,545
- Someone told Kate that Kevin's with us.
- Hmm.

1010
01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:48,312
- Maybe I better go back and check on him.
- No.

1011
01:09:48,386 --> 01:09:52,014
That's exactlywhat he wants.
Peter, he's manipulating you.

1012
01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:55,215
Can't you see the pattern? Every time
we leave the house, he pulls something.

1013
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:59,455
He's just trying to getyour
attention and sabotage me.

1014
01:10:02,497 --> 01:10:06,593
Hello!
Anybody out there? Hello!

1015
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:16,541
There's gotta be something that
we can do to get outta here.

1016
01:10:20,713 --> 01:10:23,841
There is.

1017
01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:27,316
- Help me move these boxes.
- Okay.

1018
01:10:27,386 --> 01:10:29,377
But what's back there?

1019
01:10:29,455 --> 01:10:32,321
Definitely not
a "dumb" question.

1020
01:10:32,390 --> 01:10:34,620
- The dumbwaiter!
- Bingo.

1021
01:10:34,693 --> 01:10:38,390
- Let's hope it still works. -
I'm sorry I misjudged you, Mr. Prescott.

1022
01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:42,294
Likewise.

1023
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:46,634
I'll never forget
Miss Natalie's reaction...

1024
01:10:46,703 --> 01:10:49,194
when she came home and saw
whatyou'd done to the house.

1025
01:10:49,272 --> 01:10:52,570
- [ Rapid Panting ]
- [ Wheezing, Laughing ]

1026
01:10:52,641 --> 01:10:55,701
I do love watching her hyperventilate!
[ Laughs ]

1027
01:10:55,777 --> 01:10:58,769
It's one ofthe few pleasures
ofthis job.

1028
01:10:58,847 --> 01:11:01,041
Ifyou hate this job,
why don'tyou quit?

1029
01:11:01,115 --> 01:11:03,913
Jobs aren't that easy
to come by.

1030
01:11:03,984 --> 01:11:06,613
Besides, I could end up
working for someone farworse.

1031
01:11:06,687 --> 01:11:12,352
You shouldn't stay someplaceyou hate
just 'causeyou're scared. Life's too short.

1032
01:11:13,827 --> 01:11:15,761
Hmm.

1033
01:11:17,030 --> 01:11:19,089
And voil��.

1034
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,933
Let's see ifyou fit.

1035
01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:23,934
Mm, up.

1036
01:11:24,002 --> 01:11:28,303
- Watch your head.
- As soon as I get up, I'm gonna letyou out.

1037
01:11:28,374 --> 01:11:32,742
- You just take care ofyourself, you hear?
- [Switch Clicks, Whirring]

1038
01:11:39,950 --> 01:11:42,884
[Marv]
I'm tellin'ya, I heardsomething.

1039
01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:48,986
All right.
Stay very alert here, Vera.

1040
01:11:49,057 --> 01:11:51,820
I tell you what. Why don't you go down,
check out the wine cellar?

1041
01:11:51,892 --> 01:11:54,018
- Okay.
- Yeah. There you go.

1042
01:11:56,530 --> 01:11:58,521
[Kevin ]
Down here!

1043
01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:03,961
You better stay-- Oww!

1044
01:12:04,036 --> 01:12:07,529
Vera! Ow! Aah! Vera!

1045
01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:09,768
- What? Ooh!
- Hit the button!

1046
01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:12,674
- Hang on, baby! Huuh!
- Oh! No, no! Hit the button!

1047
01:12:12,744 --> 01:12:15,975
- What? I can't hearyou.
- Hit the button!

1048
01:12:16,048 --> 01:12:18,516
- Oh!
- Oww!

1049
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,642
No, no! Not that one!
The other button!

1050
01:12:21,719 --> 01:12:24,516
That's it! Oww!

1051
01:12:26,289 --> 01:12:28,223
Hey!

1052
01:12:29,426 --> 01:12:31,416
Man!

1053
01:12:31,493 --> 01:12:33,960
Over here!

1054
01:12:35,731 --> 01:12:38,529
- [ Groaning ]
- [Kevin Laughing]

1055
01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:44,765
- Hi, Mommy.
- [ Gasps ]

1056
01:13:00,786 --> 01:13:03,414
- Yes!
- [ Clicking Buttons ]

1057
01:13:03,489 --> 01:13:06,322
See ya. Door, open!

1058
01:13:06,392 --> 01:13:08,292
[ Grinding ]

1059
01:13:15,799 --> 01:13:19,997
Natalie, you go get the royals.
I'm gonna go back and check on Kevin.

1060
01:13:20,070 --> 01:13:23,436
- What, now?
- Yeah, somethin's up. I can sense it.

1061
01:13:23,506 --> 01:13:28,307
- Maybe you have to be a parent.
- That's not fair. You know
how much I care about kids.

1062
01:13:28,378 --> 01:13:31,210
How much do you care
about my kid?

1063
01:13:34,081 --> 01:13:35,879
Taxi!

1064
01:13:38,286 --> 01:13:40,879
Kevin? Are you all right?

1065
01:13:47,895 --> 01:13:49,828
[ Grunting ]

1066
01:13:57,836 --> 01:13:59,770
[ Horn Honking ]

1067
01:14:03,774 --> 01:14:07,266
Mom, do you thinkyou could slow down
a little bit? Kevin's probably fine.

1068
01:14:07,344 --> 01:14:09,505
You just keep an eye out
for cops, okay?

1069
01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:14,139
All right, Vera. Go check out the living room.
See ifhe's in there, all right?

1070
01:14:14,215 --> 01:14:16,377
God! I can't believe this.

1071
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:20,717
I shoulda gone to college. Twoyears,
coulda been a dental technician. Twoyears!

1072
01:14:20,789 --> 01:14:23,280
Marv! He's in the bedroom!

1073
01:14:23,358 --> 01:14:26,122
- Mom?
- Get him!

1074
01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:30,963
Door, open.

1075
01:14:41,307 --> 01:14:43,241
Got ya.

1076
01:14:53,118 --> 01:14:56,018
Uuh! Gaah!

1077
01:14:57,088 --> 01:14:59,454
Aah!

1078
01:14:59,523 --> 01:15:01,683
Ooh!

1079
01:15:01,758 --> 01:15:03,918
Door, close.

1080
01:15:08,665 --> 01:15:10,859
- Hey, Molly!
- Get in there!

1081
01:15:15,137 --> 01:15:18,800
- Marv, honey. You in there?
- [ Beeps ]

1082
01:15:18,874 --> 01:15:22,502
- Shut up, Vera!
- Well, okay. I was just tryin' to--

1083
01:15:22,577 --> 01:15:26,411
- Shut up, you moron.
- Hey, I'm no moron, you jerk.

1084
01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:29,416
- Shut up, ya bag!
- Door, open!

1085
01:15:35,288 --> 01:15:37,381
- What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?

1086
01:15:37,457 --> 01:15:40,017
I ain't no bag. And you know what?
You ain't no genius!

1087
01:15:40,093 --> 01:15:42,219
- Vera, honey--
- No! Don't "Vera, honey" me!

1088
01:15:42,294 --> 01:15:45,023
- Honey--
- You're not even as smart as this kid, who,
in case you hadn't noticed...

1089
01:15:45,096 --> 01:15:46,723
is totallykickin'ourbutts!

1090
01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:49,665
Well, from now on,
I am my own boss!

1091
01:15:49,734 --> 01:15:52,827
- Vera. Vera, honey--
- Don't " honey" me!

1092
01:15:52,903 --> 01:15:55,393
Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

1093
01:15:55,471 --> 01:15:59,874
Marv! Forget about her! Get the kid!
I'll be outta here in a few minutes.

1094
01:15:59,942 --> 01:16:02,034
[ Buzzing]

1095
01:16:07,516 --> 01:16:09,507
[ Thuds, Buzzing Stops ]

1096
01:16:10,451 --> 01:16:13,147
Oh!

1097
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:15,450
[ Chuckling ]

1098
01:16:15,523 --> 01:16:18,048
Whoa!

1099
01:16:18,125 --> 01:16:20,354
[ Yelping ]

1100
01:16:23,996 --> 01:16:25,988
[ Both Groaning]

1101
01:16:31,803 --> 01:16:34,737
Hey! Hey!

1102
01:16:34,805 --> 01:16:36,966
Open sesame.

1103
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:40,407
- Well, get a load of that.
- Holy majolie!

1104
01:16:42,445 --> 01:16:47,473
Come on, Vera!
All right! Come on out, kid!

1105
01:16:47,551 --> 01:16:49,815
Ah! All right.

1106
01:16:49,886 --> 01:16:52,854
- Open bar. Open bookshelf.
- [Buzzes ]

1107
01:16:52,922 --> 01:16:55,823
Open-- Open book-bar.
Open book-bar-shelf.

1108
01:16:55,891 --> 01:16:59,292
- Open-- Open book-bar-thing.
- Open sesame.

1109
01:16:59,361 --> 01:17:01,385
That's stupid.
Whoa!

1110
01:17:01,462 --> 01:17:04,295
- Who's stupid now, stupid?
- Hey, come on.Just get off me, all right?

1111
01:17:04,365 --> 01:17:06,731
[Marv]
I'm gonna take care ofeverything.

1112
01:17:06,801 --> 01:17:08,792
Bar, revolve sesame.

1113
01:17:08,870 --> 01:17:11,133
[Marv]
Watch this. It's all gonna be fine.

1114
01:17:11,205 --> 01:17:13,672
- Bar, stop.
- Oh! It's goin' faster!

1115
01:17:13,739 --> 01:17:17,073
Yeah, I know, Vera.
I know it's goin'faster.

1116
01:17:17,144 --> 01:17:20,704
- Speed faster sesame.
- Okay. The wife's not feelin'--

1117
01:17:22,348 --> 01:17:25,316
Faster sesame!

1118
01:17:26,985 --> 01:17:32,320
- [ Panicked Yelling ]
- Maximum speed sesame.

1119
01:17:34,258 --> 01:17:36,692
[Kevin Laughing]

1120
01:17:40,196 --> 01:17:42,221
Stop sesame.
[ Gasps ]

1121
01:17:53,975 --> 01:17:56,501
[ Screaming ]

1122
01:17:59,614 --> 01:18:01,581
Nice jump, Marv.

1123
01:18:01,648 --> 01:18:03,774
[ Groaning ]

1124
01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:15,090
Ohh!
[ Gasping ]

1125
01:18:17,562 --> 01:18:19,859
Oof!.

1126
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:36,967
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night.

1127
01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,480
- Good night. Aah!
- [Kevin Gasps ]

1128
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:45,317
- Mr. Prescott!
- Atyour service.

1129
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:48,185
- Boy, am I glad to see you.
- [ Chuckles ]

1130
01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:51,952
- Perhaps we should call the police.
- Good idea, Mr. Prescott.

1131
01:18:52,026 --> 01:18:54,859
Just " Prescott" to you.

1132
01:18:57,164 --> 01:18:59,155
" Prescott"!

1133
01:19:08,674 --> 01:19:11,437
- I thought you said you weren't worried.
- I don't know.

1134
01:19:11,509 --> 01:19:14,706
I just had a feeling.

1135
01:19:14,779 --> 01:19:17,577
- [ Marv, Vera Gasping ]
- [Peter] Kevin!

1136
01:19:17,648 --> 01:19:20,207
Dad!

1137
01:19:20,283 --> 01:19:22,979
- Mom!
- Mom?

1138
01:19:23,053 --> 01:19:25,487
- Who are they?
- Uh-oh!

1139
01:19:25,555 --> 01:19:27,750
- Let's get outta here!
- Around the back!

1140
01:19:27,824 --> 01:19:30,121
- We're on it. Let's go!
- Kevin!

1141
01:19:40,134 --> 01:19:42,068
Ooh-ooh!

1142
01:19:43,136 --> 01:19:45,071
Yes!

1143
01:19:46,808 --> 01:19:49,003
- Uuh!
- Yeah! Way to go, guys!

1144
01:19:49,077 --> 01:19:51,010
[Kate ]
Kevin!

1145
01:19:52,679 --> 01:19:55,977
- Kevin!
- Mom!

1146
01:19:56,048 --> 01:19:58,414
- Oh, honey! I'm so glad you're all right.
- Ohh!

1147
01:19:58,484 --> 01:20:01,213
- I am now!
- I'm so sorry I didn't believe you.

1148
01:20:01,286 --> 01:20:04,015
- Mmm!
- [Prescott Clears Throat]

1149
01:20:04,088 --> 01:20:06,556
The police
have been summoned.

1150
01:20:06,623 --> 01:20:08,989
I've got lots offun
planned foryour stay.

1151
01:20:09,059 --> 01:20:13,050
Can we go to Wrigley Field?
And the aquarium? Doyou have any kids?

1152
01:20:13,128 --> 01:20:18,499
No. But I promise we'll have
a very exciting time.

1153
01:20:18,568 --> 01:20:21,468
- [ Sirens Wailing ]
- Cool!

1154
01:20:27,275 --> 01:20:29,902
- Oh, come on. No, prison's not so bad.
- Oh, yeah?

1155
01:20:29,977 --> 01:20:32,968
- Yeah. On Thursdays you get Salisbury steak.
- Yeah, I know about prison.

1156
01:20:33,046 --> 01:20:35,072
- That's where I metyou.
- Calm down. Calm down.

1157
01:20:35,149 --> 01:20:37,140
- You calm down.
- Women, eh?

1158
01:20:37,218 --> 01:20:39,482
- Yeah.
- Hey, don't touch me.

1159
01:20:42,988 --> 01:20:46,788
- Peter! What's he done now?
- Well, he saved the day, that's what.

1160
01:20:46,859 --> 01:20:49,986
You should be thanking him.

1161
01:20:50,061 --> 01:20:53,223
Molly? What in the world
is going on?

1162
01:20:53,296 --> 01:20:57,256
It seems they were gonna kidnap the prince.
Best we can gather, she's the boss.

1163
01:20:57,335 --> 01:21:00,531
She's my maid.
I'm her boss!

1164
01:21:00,604 --> 01:21:03,071
Well, looks like you're
gonna have to find a new maid.

1165
01:21:03,139 --> 01:21:06,803
Anda newbutler,
I'm afraid.

1166
01:21:07,711 --> 01:21:10,304
- I resign.
- Resign?

1167
01:21:10,379 --> 01:21:12,313
But... why?

1168
01:21:12,381 --> 01:21:17,148
Because as a wise young man
once said, " Life's too short."

1169
01:21:18,053 --> 01:21:21,749
Peter, do something.

1170
01:21:24,225 --> 01:21:27,717
All right. Here goes.

1171
01:21:27,796 --> 01:21:32,596
Natalie,
I think I mistook...

1172
01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:35,793
infatuation andexcitement
forlove.

1173
01:21:35,868 --> 01:21:39,963
Look, this--
this is yourworld. It's not mine.

1174
01:21:40,038 --> 01:21:43,268
The whole time I was here,
all I did was miss my family.

1175
01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:45,571
I'm in love
with mywife and kids...

1176
01:21:45,644 --> 01:21:48,579
and I belong with them.

1177
01:21:48,647 --> 01:21:52,979
And I wanna come home. I mean, I
understand ifyou need time to think about it.

1178
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,946
Mom?

1179
01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:02,524
- Oh!
- [ Crying ]

1180
01:22:02,592 --> 01:22:04,560
- I love you.
- I love you.

1181
01:22:06,262 --> 01:22:10,219
Young man, how are we ever
going to showyou our gratitude?

1182
01:22:10,298 --> 01:22:13,323
Would your family like to spend
Christmas with our family?

1183
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:15,801
That sounds cool.

1184
01:22:15,870 --> 01:22:17,929
- Is that okay?
- [ Chuckles ] Yes.

1185
01:22:18,005 --> 01:22:20,564
You're going to be with them?

1186
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:24,234
Today? On Christmas?

1187
01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:27,143
[ Crying]

1188
01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:30,079
[Panting]

1189
01:22:31,683 --> 01:22:34,311
Thankyou.

1190
01:22:35,854 --> 01:22:39,017
- Music, on.
- && [ Christmasy]

1191
01:22:40,657 --> 01:22:43,420
Snow, fall.

1192
01:22:43,493 --> 01:22:46,054
Ha ha! Hey!

1193
01:22:46,129 --> 01:22:48,757
I knew this was gonna be
the best Christmas ever!

1194
01:22:48,832 --> 01:22:51,129
[ All Exclaiming ]

1195
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,000
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<u>THE END</u></font>

1196
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:23,000
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1197
01:23:24,305 --> 01:23:30,388
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