1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,540 Dear Jamie, when we're together, 3 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,911 I feel like we're not in high school, 4 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,179 but in our own little Chris-andJamie world. 5 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:54,584 Whether we're watching "Party of Five" 6 00:00:54,654 --> 00:00:57,122 or practicing our cheers, 7 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:00,318 I feel like I can just be myself. 8 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:04,659 Jamie, we've been friends for a really long time, 9 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,665 but I want to be more than that. 10 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,258 Oops! I don't think so. 11 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,729 Hoping to be your boyfriend. 12 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,741 Sincerely, Chris Brander. 13 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,470 BFF! 14 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:20,342 * I swear * 15 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:25,817 * By the moon and the stars in the skies * 16 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:28,752 * I'll be there, yeah * 17 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,723 * And I swear * 18 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:37,195 * Like a shadow that's by your side * 19 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:41,199 * I'll be there * 20 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,394 * For better or worse... * 21 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,337 - Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! - * Till death do us part... * 22 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,069 - Get out of my room! - Mom! 23 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:52,373 Stupid! Anybody ever hear of privacy around here?! 24 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,642 - * I swear * - You're the homo. 25 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,315 Jamie! 26 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,120 Yeah, I signed your yearbook. 27 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,661 Oh, you feel the same way about me? 28 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,356 Oh, you want a kiss? 29 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,733 Jamie, I signed your yearbook. 30 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,793 Jamie, I'm opening your gate. 31 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,018 What's up, guys? 32 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,024 - Class of '95. - Mm-mm. 33 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,425 Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? Great season. Great. 34 00:02:45,932 --> 00:02:47,866 I love you. 35 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:50,801 - Hey, guys. - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 36 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:52,963 - Happy graduation, Chris. - What's going on? 37 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,939 I thought it was supposed to be just the four of us. 38 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,737 The Palaminos decided to throw Jamie 39 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,334 - a surprise graduation party. - Oh, that's just great! 40 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,006 - Tonight's the night. - Where is she? 41 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,879 I think I saw her go in the garage with the football team. 42 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,747 - Sweet. - Hey. No fear, Chris, huh? This is your 43 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:11,585 - chance to get out of the "friend zone." - Yeah. 44 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:13,649 - Huh? - Okay. 45 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,362 *... for hip hop this is hip hop for today * 46 00:03:19,432 --> 00:03:20,990 * I give props to hip hop, so hip hop hooray... * 47 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,568 Jamie. 48 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,662 - Chris! - Yay! 49 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:30,231 You came, finally! I'm so happy. 50 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,473 Oh, come on, come on! 51 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,553 Oh my God, we graduated! 52 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,250 Whoo! 53 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,519 - God. - Yeah. 54 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,961 What's up? 55 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:54,022 There's something I've been meaning to say to you. 56 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,227 Jamie! There you are. 57 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,862 - Hey, Tim. - Shut up, chubs. 58 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,701 Funny guy! 59 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,606 Jamie... 60 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:06,907 - will you sign my yearbook, please? - Can I do it later, Tim? 61 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,778 Can I do you later? 62 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,713 I need a beer! 63 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:17,187 I can't believe... 64 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,781 - I went out with him. - You went out with him. 65 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,622 Jinx! 1-2-34-5-6-7, can't say a thing till I say... 66 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,260 Come in. 67 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:35,202 - Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. - Hey, Dusty. 68 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,570 I was hoping I'd find you here. 69 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,340 I didn't know you played guitar. 70 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,313 L-I r-really... 71 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:45,283 - I really want to be a famous musician. - Huh. 72 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:48,184 And, um, I wrote you a song. 73 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,587 He wrote me a song! That's so cute. 74 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,285 It's called "Jamie Smiles." 75 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,623 Aw. 76 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,823 * When Jam... * 77 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,333 Hold on. 78 00:05:05,705 --> 00:05:07,570 * When Jamie... * 79 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:11,171 He's crazy. 80 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,007 * When Jamie... * 81 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,014 God damn it! Come on, Dusty! 82 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:19,609 Dusty, come here. 83 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,745 Maybe you should come back another time when you're... 84 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,016 - Oh, no, I got it. - You can come back 85 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,024 and then play it for us later, okay? 86 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,117 - I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. - Yeah. 87 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,059 - It is. - Bye, Dusty. 88 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:33,459 Jesus. 89 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,023 Yeah. 90 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,194 Oh, I almost forgot. 91 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:40,433 I got you a little something right here. 92 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,440 Okay. Now I know it's a little dorky, 93 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,442 but I had to do it. 94 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,444 So look at it. 95 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,446 Will you put it on for me? 96 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,311 - Now? - Please, please? Put it on. 97 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,874 - Okay. Quickly. - Okay okay okay okay. 98 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:54,681 - I think it's gonna fit. - Yeah. 99 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,881 - Let's see. - Okay. 100 00:05:56,956 --> 00:05:58,821 - Here we go. - Okay. 101 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,425 It's a little snug. 102 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,932 Oh my God, isn't that so cute? 103 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,934 "Shakes come and go, 104 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,594 but friends are furrr-ever!" 105 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,764 That's adorable! Let's go show my mom. 106 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,831 She'll love it. Let's go show her. Come on. 107 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,808 - Let's not. No no. Come on. - Chris, she's gonna love it! 108 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,174 Just... just wait. 109 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:22,237 - Just... we're busy! - Chris, are you okay? 110 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:24,681 Yes, I'm fine. I just... 111 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,647 I signed your yearbook. 112 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,155 Um... 113 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,851 read it... please. 114 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,119 Okay. 115 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,756 Please, God. 116 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:44,360 "Stud muffin, getting it on in your love truck was hot!" 117 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:46,769 - Oh! - Wait! That's not what I wrote! 118 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,807 This is Tim's yearbook. 119 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:52,903 - Chris? - Oh my God! 120 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,345 Listen to this. Listen to this. 121 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,178 "When we're together, I feel"... 122 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,184 - Gimme! - "Like we're not in high school, but we're 123 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,914 - in our own Chris-andJamie little world." - Tim... okay. 124 00:07:01,988 --> 00:07:04,047 Okay. 125 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,421 - "You're my best friend..." - Please, don't read that. 126 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,426 "But I want to be more than that"? 127 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:09,927 Ooh! 128 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,987 "Hoping to be your boyfriend. 129 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:15,556 Sincerely, Chris Brander, BFF." 130 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,763 It's a joke! That's a joke between me and Jamie! 131 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,635 Holy shit! Check out his shirt! 132 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,808 Aw, he's gonna cry. 133 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,612 See ya! 134 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,686 G'bye, fatty! 135 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,447 Chris! 136 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:40,890 Try a salad! 137 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,894 - Chris! - Leave me alone! 138 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,123 Don't worry about it. It happens to everybody. 139 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:48,497 Chris! We need to talk about what you wrote. 140 00:07:48,568 --> 00:07:50,502 Is that really how you feel? 141 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:53,061 I don't know. Maybe. Why? 142 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,040 Because that's the nicest thing anyone's ever written me. 143 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:58,235 It was? 144 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,642 Yes. 145 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,839 I love you, Chris... 146 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,283 - like a brother. - Hmm? 147 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:11,187 - We're friends, right? - For sure! 148 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,160 Ah, you pussy! 149 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,786 Shut up, Tim! 150 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,693 Don't you people have anything better to do?! 151 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:23,758 God! Just leave him alone! 152 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,766 You jerks! 153 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,603 - I'll show you! - Ooh! 154 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:32,007 I'll show all of you! 155 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,979 This town is full of losers 156 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,742 and I'm pulling out to win! 157 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,977 Chris! Chris, come back! 158 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:42,452 - My name is Chris Brander! - Chris, let's talk! 159 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,013 You remember that name! 'Cause I'm gonna be somebody! 160 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,577 I don't know what to say. 161 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,018 I mean, the sex is good, 162 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:16,714 but I'm a person too. 163 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,984 I mean, I have feelings and needs 164 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,457 other than just physical! 165 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:23,586 Don't you have anything to say for yourself? 166 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:26,898 I think you've pretty much said it all. 167 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,901 You know what? This just isn't working out. 168 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,631 Have a great life, 'cause Athena's out! 169 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,704 I don't know why you just don't take me serious! 170 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,882 Wow! 171 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,884 I guess Athena's out. 172 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,347 God, can you believe that? 173 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,355 I get dumped four days before Christmas. 174 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,357 - I saw. - Yeah, and yet, you did nothing. 175 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,086 Technically, that makes you an accomplice. 176 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,627 Guilty as charged. 177 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:58,323 You know, in some cultures they'd spank you for that. 178 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:00,422 Oh, I love to travel. 179 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,793 - Chris Brander. - I'm Mandy. 180 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,565 Of course you are. You know, I know a song called "Mandy." 181 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:08,573 Oh! 182 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,604 He shoots, he scores. 183 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:18,077 - Nice, nice! - Yeah, Brander! Great job, Brander! 184 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,381 You're the bad bunny. No. No, that's you. 185 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,684 You're the bad bunny. Yeah. 186 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,485 Okay, that's enough out of you. 187 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,583 Next time you call me, you call me collect. 188 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,594 Okay. Bye-bye. 189 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,256 - So how'd it go last night? - Home by 10:00. 190 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,629 Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01. 191 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,134 Nice. What about Sheila? Are you making any headway? 192 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,137 We'll see. I'm taking her to lunch today... 193 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,298 Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. Don't... don't do that. 194 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,035 - Okay? Don't do lunch. - Why? 195 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,304 That's like the express lane to the friend zone. 196 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,642 What the hell's the friend zone? 197 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,874 See when a girl decides that you're her friend, 198 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,473 you're no longer a dating option. 199 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,041 You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, 200 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,883 like her brother. Or a lamp. 201 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:57,479 I don't want to be a lamp. 202 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,683 Yeah. Well, then don't be her friend, okay? 203 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,887 Oh. Take that guy, for example. 204 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,987 - You mean that couple? - No no no. 205 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,658 No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple. 206 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,496 - What is your point? - My point is... 207 00:11:09,568 --> 00:11:12,298 call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now. 208 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:14,202 Move your day date to tonight. 209 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:17,174 Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end. 210 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:20,542 - 'Cause friends don't kiss. - All right. "Aloof." 211 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,138 Hi. 212 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,482 - Straight to voicemail. - Ouch. 213 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:31,182 Hope you're not too late. You may already be girlfriends. 214 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:34,590 - Really? How will I know? - Look. It doesn't matter, okay? 215 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:38,460 If you feel yourself going there, walk away. 216 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,226 Where'd you come up with this theory? 217 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,029 Some chick f'd me up in high school bad. 218 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,400 Excuse me. Excuse me. 219 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:46,961 Excuse you! 220 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,631 I saw you flirting with me out there. 221 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,869 How could you do that to your boyfriend? 222 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,241 Who, him? We're just friends. 223 00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:58,746 Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I wouldn't do that. 224 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,877 No, I'm driving through a tunnel. 225 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,444 Okay. One second here. Hey, Francine, you look great. 226 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,889 - Thanks. - That color really brings out your legs. 227 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:09,951 Hey, I don't even know you. Yeah. Ho-ho-ho. 228 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,587 That's great. Merry Christmas. 229 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,859 I can still see it. I can still... rub harder! 230 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,525 Don't dab at it! Rub it. 231 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,762 Rub, rub it, rub it! 232 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,998 Look, honestly, these pants make me look fat? 233 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,835 - Well... - You're fired! 234 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,772 - What? - I'm kidding. 235 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:26,368 Ho-ho-ho! Who's got a Christmas present? 236 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,003 I do. 237 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,014 How you doing, boss? Merry Christmas. 238 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,016 - I look fat in these pants? - Hell no. 239 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,052 Excellent! So you're seeing your family 240 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,213 - for the holidays. - Well, as a matter of fact... 241 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,778 - Wait. You want anything? - No. 242 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:40,553 Go! Wait. 243 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,526 - Family. - Parents are separated. 244 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,495 - Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... - Fabulous. 245 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,292 - Check this out. - Yeah. Great. Good. 246 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,630 First up tonight, you've seen her in the pages of magazines, 247 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,693 and well, the opening of practically anything, 248 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,932 but what what you may not know about this "it" girl... 249 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,701 is her humanitarian side. 250 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,333 Hey, everyone. I'm Samantha James 251 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:58,842 and I'm here with Mr. Cluck Cluck 252 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,879 and my new best friend Wafoofi 253 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,210 and we're part of a kick-ass humanitarian effort 254 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,944 to help promote vegetarianism in third world countries, 255 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:07,679 which is really really important. 256 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:10,722 Okay, and speaking of really really important... 257 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,350 I have some good news. 258 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,154 I've been recording for my new album 259 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,252 which I hope to have out early next... 260 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:21,495 - I want that album. - Hah! What?! 261 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,966 - Samantha James? - Yeah. 262 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:25,060 No no no no. Listen to me very carefully now. 263 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,367 Samantha James is a crazy person. 264 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,532 Hey, you're the one that used to diddle her, not me. 265 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:32,668 It was one date! And I ended up in the hospital. 266 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,236 Have you seen this poster? Huh? Have you seen... 267 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,077 - this poster? - Yeah, with the fruit. 268 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,811 This is the hottest-selling poster in the United States. 269 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,876 People love her. They love her! 270 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,819 Oh, who loves her? 271 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:46,380 MTV just got her a new reality show next year. 272 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,950 We time the CD release with the show, we got a guaranteed hit 273 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,462 plus free promotion. 274 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:54,055 - She's recording over... - I know where she's recording. 275 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,330 Good. Good. Make me happy. 276 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,132 Go away. Wait. Not you. 277 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,036 Wait! 278 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,075 You don't make me happy, I'm gonna find somebody else to make me happy. 279 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:06,543 Loud and clear. Yeah. Clear as a bell. 280 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,544 - Good. - Okay. 281 00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,080 What are you still doing here? 282 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,342 Go! Go get me lobster! 283 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,077 Go! Run! Lobster! 284 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,119 Run away! Run! Daddy want a fish! 285 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,355 * Uh, uh, uh * 286 00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:24,624 * Yeah, uh uh, eins zwei drei vier! * 287 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,393 * We might be a world apart * 288 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,593 * World apart * 289 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,568 * But you're always in my heart * 290 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,628 * Always in my heart * 291 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,573 - * When you look up at the stars * - * Look up at the stars * 292 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,805 - * Feel my love from afar * - * Afar afar * 293 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,679 - * Looking down like a shining star * - * Shining star * 294 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:47,412 - * Dancing free with my guitar * - * My guitar * 295 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,853 - * I don't know just where you are * - * Where are you? * 296 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:52,914 * Love from afar, love from afar * 297 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:57,292 * Feel my love... * 298 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,766 Cut! Cut! 299 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,295 Okay, Ron, which jokester changed the key on me? 300 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,067 No one, Samantha. 301 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,574 It's been the same key for the last 43 takes. 302 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,204 Well, something's off then, because I'm just not feeling it, okay? 303 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,077 God, I need my guitar. 304 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,810 - We need to mix the tracks separately. - No! 305 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:23,253 My lyrics say "dancing free with my guitar," Ron. 306 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,483 So, I'm gonna be real, okay? 307 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,923 I'm not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there 308 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:31,588 turn me into some poppy bubblegum wannabe. 309 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,632 Okay? I need to transcend! 310 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,599 Are you guys even listening to me? 311 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:38,068 * You guys are assholes, you're assholes... * 312 00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,264 - Switch it off, guys. - * Ron, you're an asshole * 313 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:43,502 * You guys are assholes, You're assholes. * 314 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,440 She's all yours. 315 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,775 Chris! 316 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,245 Hey! 317 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,687 I can't hear you, Samantha. I can't hear you, Samantha. 318 00:15:58,724 --> 00:15:59,816 - Can't hear you. - Oh. 319 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:03,760 Oh, light bulb. There you go. 320 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,992 Oh my God, I don't believe it! 321 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:11,161 God, I've missed you. 322 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,204 Oh... okay. 323 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:19,909 Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me, 324 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,777 or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me? 325 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,474 Both? 326 00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,350 That's cool. Guess I missed you too. 327 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,581 God, I want to lick your skin off! 328 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,717 - I prefer you didn't. - But I want to. 329 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,159 Don't. 330 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,364 Ow! 331 00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:43,026 Ooh, you're gonna get it. You're gonna get it, baby. 332 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:46,435 - I don't want it. - Bad kitty. Meow, meow. 333 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,598 - Okay. - Oh! Listen, what're you doing 334 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,040 - over the holidays? - I'm going to Santa Barbara... 335 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,338 'Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris. 336 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:53,878 Okay, Paris isn't gonna work for... 337 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,005 I'm gonna call my assistant and we're gonna go tonight. 338 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,413 We can work and play. Mreow. 339 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,782 Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it! 340 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,219 This one's called "Forgiveness." 341 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,589 Ahem. 342 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,200 * Forgiveness * 343 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,862 * Forgiveness * 344 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:21,030 * Is more than saying sorry * 345 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,408 * To forgive is divine * 346 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,540 * So let's have a glass of wine * 347 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,381 * And have makeup sex * 348 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:35,920 * Until the end of * 349 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,048 * Time time time time * 350 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:42,992 * Time * 351 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,791 * Time. * 352 00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,896 So what did you you think? 353 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,060 Ah! 354 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,832 I mean, my God! 355 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,999 Oh my God, you're sweet. 356 00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:59,834 - What is that? - This is a taser gun. 357 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,312 My publicist gave it to me to ward off stalkers. 358 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,611 Bam! Ha ha ha! 359 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:08,119 Ooh, ahi tuna. 360 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,985 - You want some? Yummy yummy. - I'll pass. 361 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:13,388 Ahi! 362 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,223 Oh, I'm so glad KC got us back together. 363 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,058 Yeah, you're awful. 364 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,690 Hey, I have a great idea. 365 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,030 What if on our way to Paris we stop off in Ireland 366 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,933 and find out where U2 lives? 367 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,870 What if we got someone like Bono to sing backup? 368 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,999 I'd be all... * Forgiveness is the way, * 369 00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:33,272 and he'd go, * Forgiveness every day * only all Bono-y. 370 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,336 Wouldn't that be amazing? 371 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:38,212 Ah! What if I added more vibrato? 372 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,252 * Forgiveness * 373 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:46,116 * Is more than sayin' sorry * 374 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,793 * To forgive is divine * 375 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,959 * So let's have a glass of... * 376 00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,933 Okay. Who's the genius behind this? 377 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,304 The container said "microwavable." 378 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,899 But the aluminum foil wasn't. 379 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,502 Well, I'm not supposed to worry about stuff like that. 380 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,012 I'm the talent. 381 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,413 Daddy, we're down. 382 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,417 Not exactly warm out here, is it? 383 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,477 - How long till we're airborne again? - Nice plane! 384 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:19,149 - Not till tomorrow. - Ah, terrific. Where are we? 385 00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,816 Not happy! 386 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,657 We're on a private field an hour outside of Trenton. 387 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,664 Jersey? We're in New Jersey? 388 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,701 Hey, wait a minute. Am I being Punk'd? 389 00:19:29,768 --> 00:19:31,668 Where's Ashton? Ha! 390 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:32,704 Ashton! 391 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,705 Oh my God! Ha ha. 392 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,707 You totally got me! 393 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:38,538 Ashton? 394 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,239 I love it that you're taking me home to meet your mom. 395 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,249 Was this one of your clever little plans? 396 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,581 Yes. I planned you setting the plane on fire. 397 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,621 Surprise! 398 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,224 Ow! 399 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,855 Oh, my little boy. 400 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,535 Be right down. 401 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,412 * La da da, da da * 402 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:29,722 * La da da da * 403 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:33,526 * La da da, da da * 404 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,534 * La da da da * 405 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,231 * La da da, da da * 406 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:44,173 * Da da da da. * 407 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,482 I do not remember Jersey being this cold. 408 00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,953 Well, it's been uncommonly cold this month. 409 00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,321 We've gone through seven bags of rock salt. 410 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:02,053 Your house is just so quaint, Mrs. Brander, 411 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,618 I mean, Chris, you never told me you were so provincial. 412 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,960 It's like a true rags to riches story, 413 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:09,626 but I've always found the middle class to be just so much more real. 414 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,400 I mean, isn't Chris great? 415 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:15,406 Yeah, he is a nice boy. 416 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,773 You know, he usually flies us out to Los Angeles. 417 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,778 It's been, uh... 418 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,144 oh, nine, 10... 419 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,308 - It's 10 years. Yeah. - 10? 420 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,716 10 years since he's been home. 421 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,311 - All right. Good job, Dougie. - Oh, hi, honey! 422 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,053 Oh my God. 423 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,119 - Mikey. - Oh my God! 424 00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:42,928 - Is that my Christmas present? - Sam, my younger brother Mike. 425 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,663 - Samantha James. - Samantha James. 426 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,001 Mike Brander. It is an honor. 427 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:50,371 I have your poster on my wall, 428 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,775 - but you are way hotter in person. - I know! 429 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,313 - You have her poster on your wall? - Yeah. 430 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,440 I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago. 431 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:00,485 What ham did you slap? 432 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,077 Not the ham that I just bought? 433 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,215 Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have anything else besides ham? 434 00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,986 Because I'm on the Perricone diet 435 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,891 and I need salmon like now. 436 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:13,453 I love salmon. It's the prettiest color for bedrooms. 437 00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:16,524 - So relaxing. - I'm gonna start drinking. 438 00:22:16,601 --> 00:22:18,660 Um, does anybody want anything? Some coffee? 439 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,329 Maybe some salmon or something? 440 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:22,339 Just gonna... 441 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:23,999 yeah. 442 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,839 Mike! Good to be home. 443 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,682 Oh, boy. Okay. 444 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:41,214 Hi. Yes, I know, very exciting. 445 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,887 Hi. Hi. 446 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,896 Oh. Chris, let's get it to go. 447 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:48,057 People are staring at me. 448 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,502 Oh my God... plastic menus! 449 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:54,300 Well, this isn't gonna work, is it now, Chris? 450 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,340 Chris? 451 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,411 Excuse me, but I was wondering if you think 452 00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:02,538 America will ever switch to the metric system? 453 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,411 Well, that's a very interesting... 454 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:09,544 - Oh my God! Chris! - I don't believe this! 455 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,818 - Oh! God, you look great! - I don't... you look great! 456 00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,416 - Well, thank you! How you been? - We're married. 457 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,553 - You're married! - Married? 458 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:20,189 - Oh, yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. - We have a son. TJ. 459 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:22,392 - TJ! - He looks like me. He's got Clark's eyes... 460 00:23:22,467 --> 00:23:24,435 Oh my God! Where does the time go? 461 00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:27,063 He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, brilliant and you can meet him. 462 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,699 - That's great! - God, look at those teeth! 463 00:23:29,775 --> 00:23:31,640 Those are some nice veneers you got, my friend. 464 00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,678 - Don't tell me that you're a dentist. - A dentist? 465 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:37,476 - I totally sold out, dude. - Hey, you and me both, buddy. 466 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:40,313 Hey, lover, aren't you gonna introduce me, huh? 467 00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,977 Yes! 468 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,782 Samantha, these are my old friends. 469 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:46,016 This is Clark, this is Darla. 470 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:49,117 Your names are "Clark" and "Darla"? 471 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,320 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 472 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:53,091 Oh my God, that is so cute! 473 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,258 I just wanna eat you both up! 474 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,937 Okay, I am gonna go to the little girl's room. 475 00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,905 - Good. - And then we're outie. 476 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:04,703 - Okay. - Okay. 477 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,677 She's... uh, incoming. 478 00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,543 Oh my God. 479 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:12,048 Check out that girl's ass. Huge! 480 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,477 It was so nice meeting you. 481 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,747 Mm. Darla. 482 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,656 She's adorable. 483 00:24:26,731 --> 00:24:28,961 - And affectionate. - Christ sakes. 484 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:32,060 - Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! - Yes! You guys, so good... 485 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,469 Chris Brander? Chris Brander? 486 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:36,063 Holy... 487 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:39,872 I saw you at the Grammys sitting next to P. Diddy! 488 00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,607 It's me Tim. You remember? 489 00:24:42,681 --> 00:24:44,012 Oh, how could I forget you, Tim? 490 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,016 Hey, you got $5 491 00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:48,211 that I can, like, have? 492 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,222 Yeah. 493 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:53,018 You keep living the dream, Tim. 494 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:53,989 Done! 495 00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,151 Buh-bye now. 496 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:58,196 - Class of '95! - Class of '95! 497 00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,992 Here's your money, bitch! 498 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,295 - He looks good. - Man, I can't believe... 499 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,528 wha... like what happened? Where did you go? 500 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,436 Hey, you know... just migrated west. 501 00:25:07,606 --> 00:25:10,097 You know, I'm living the dream out there, I guess. 502 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:12,234 I just stayed with my dad for awhile, and... 503 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:15,677 yeah, hocked my soul for a record executive job... 504 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,841 and started... I mean I had an internship first 505 00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:20,350 - a couple of years. - Uh-huh, right. 506 00:25:22,821 --> 00:25:25,187 Jamie. 507 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:30,694 Jamie? 508 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:34,691 - Chris, hi! - Hi! 509 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,667 What are you doing down there? 510 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,603 Oh, I'm just busted! 511 00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:44,267 How are you? Oh, shit. Hold on. 512 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,244 Wow! 513 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:49,041 Look at you! 514 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,741 Oh my God, 515 00:25:50,815 --> 00:25:53,147 I can put my arms around you. 516 00:25:54,953 --> 00:25:57,581 - You look so great! Look at this body! - Thank you. 517 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,385 - You're like a new man! - Yeah. 518 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:02,426 These arms and your belly, 519 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,485 and look at... pecs, and... 520 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,123 Wow! Chris Brander. 521 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:10,099 God. Jamie Palamino. 522 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:16,071 So, um... so how long are you in town for? 523 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,268 Um, just the night, actually. 524 00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:20,607 Just one night, really? You can't stay any longer? 525 00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:23,842 No. I wish I could, but l... 526 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,883 Let's go, Chris. There's pee on the floor. 527 00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:32,111 - Yeah. - Okay, um... 528 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,818 all right, well... 529 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:38,454 - it's really great to see you again. - You too. 530 00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:41,055 Oh. 531 00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:42,622 Wow... 532 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:47,669 Just give me a call sometime. 533 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,764 I'm living with my parents. 534 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:52,742 Oh, I know. I'm living with my parents. 535 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:55,874 Okay, bye. 536 00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,116 - Bye. - Bye. 537 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,680 - Jamie Pal. - Whoa! 538 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,189 She's like a box of fine wine. 539 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,953 You would know. 540 00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:11,689 You know, in high school you'd never get a girl like that. 541 00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,731 And now you get whoever you want. 542 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,496 I bet you could definitely hit Jamie Pal. 543 00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:21,038 - Definitely. - Okay. Okay. 544 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,672 - Excuse me. - Oh yeah. 545 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,976 You go! Whoo! 546 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:32,278 - Hey! - Hey! 547 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:35,649 Look, there is a chance that my flight might be delayed an extra day. 548 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,188 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Um, nothing. 549 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:40,952 - Do you want to meet for lunch? - You mean like a day date? 550 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,960 Yeah. 551 00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,495 Great! 552 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,496 Chris! Chris! 553 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:49,032 - I'll pick you up at noon. - Chris! Chris! 554 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,263 - Chris! Chris! Chris! - Awesome, I'm really... 555 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,568 - I'm busy! - I'm busy! Stupid dick! 556 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,404 - That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. - Bye. 557 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:02,577 Let's go. 558 00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:05,916 - What was that all about? - Nothing. 559 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:07,576 It's just an old friend saying hi. 560 00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:09,586 Yeah, well, let's keep it that way. 561 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,555 - It's not a handball. - My handball. 562 00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:15,058 Meow. Meow. 563 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:28,163 * I used to know you when we were young * 564 00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:31,640 * You were in all my dreams * 565 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:36,340 * We sat together in period one * 566 00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:39,383 * Fridays at 8:15... * 567 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:43,410 - Whoa. - * But I will wait for you * 568 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:47,857 * As long as I need to * 569 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:52,420 * And if you ever get back to Hackensack * 570 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:58,231 * I'll be here for you. * 571 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:09,070 * Jesus Christ our savior was born upon this day * 572 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,082 * To save us all from Satan's power * 573 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,778 * When we were gone astray * 574 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,320 * Oh, tidings... * 575 00:29:16,387 --> 00:29:17,786 Hey! Dumb-ass. 576 00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,017 Wake up. 577 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,025 - Hey, wake up. - Ah! Agh! 578 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,617 Morning. 579 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:25,663 Ow ow! 580 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,188 Agh! What? 581 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,893 I need you to do me a favor. 582 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,902 What do you want from me?! 583 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,665 I ran into Jamie Palomino last night. 584 00:29:33,738 --> 00:29:35,729 Oh, here we go again. 585 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:38,071 I'm not the same person I was in high-school, pal. 586 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,804 You'll always be fat to me, Chris. 587 00:29:39,878 --> 00:29:42,108 What do you want from me?! 588 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,648 I need you to detain Samantha. 589 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,274 I could do that. 590 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:49,917 - Chris, wait! - It's a beautiful day. 591 00:29:49,988 --> 00:29:52,047 What about Paris? 592 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,887 Look, Paris can wait. This is important. You don't wanna be 593 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,018 - out of touch with your audience, do you? - No. 594 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,995 No, well then, you need to connect with your audience, 595 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:00,394 you need to feed off their energy. 596 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,865 After all, they're the ones who're gonna be buying your album. 597 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,868 The problem is where in New Jersey are we gonna find 598 00:30:04,936 --> 00:30:07,063 a proper cross-section of your fans? 599 00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,532 - The mall? - A mall! 600 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:12,132 That's a great idea! 601 00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,611 - We have so much in common! - I know! 602 00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:17,614 - God. - Let's do it to it! 603 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,445 Whoa! I am not going with him! 604 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,611 Look, what better way to relate to your fans than to go with one? 605 00:30:22,687 --> 00:30:24,655 In we go. 606 00:30:24,722 --> 00:30:27,156 Hey! You're not coming with me? 607 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,591 - Hmm-mm. - No, sweetie. You need to do this alone. 608 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,322 - I can't be your crutch. - But l... 609 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:32,829 Watch your face! 610 00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,728 Buckle up! 611 00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:42,840 Great. That's good. 612 00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,465 That's looking good. 613 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:51,080 Great, guys. Really good. 614 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:55,516 Mr. Palamino, how you doing? 615 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,418 Well well well, 616 00:30:57,488 --> 00:31:00,651 if it isn't Mr. Valentine's Day! 617 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:04,058 This guy, every Valentine's Day, he'd buy Jamie like a dozen roses. 618 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:06,926 Used to drive all her boyfriends nuts! 619 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:09,899 Ha! Till we explained, of course, it was just her little friend Chris. 620 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,936 Yeah, I remember that. 621 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:14,369 You prick. 622 00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:17,340 I see you still have the best Christmas display in town, sir. 623 00:31:17,408 --> 00:31:19,569 - Hey! In the state! - Hey, Chris! 624 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,271 I'll be right out. 625 00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:24,179 So, uh, how'd you lose all that weight? 626 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:26,843 Like that retard from Subway? 627 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,351 It was great talking to you, sir. 628 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,722 Are you kidding me? 629 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,724 I rented the nicest Porsche in New Jersey. 630 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,521 I'm just gonna play this whole thing aloof 631 00:31:36,594 --> 00:31:38,926 and she's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand in no time. 632 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,090 Gotta go. 633 00:31:41,165 --> 00:31:42,928 Hey. 634 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:46,459 Wow! Porsche. Girls must love this. 635 00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:49,165 I hate this stupid thing too. It's a rental. 636 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,175 So ostentatious. It's all they had left. 637 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,211 Hmm. 638 00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,474 - God, this place hasn't changed a bit. - I know. 639 00:32:00,551 --> 00:32:02,542 Are you sure that you don't want to go someplace else? 640 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,748 - No, we can't leave. We have history here. - History. 641 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:09,691 Oh my goodness, I remember you two. 642 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,889 Oh, you're not a chubby bunny anymore. 643 00:32:12,964 --> 00:32:15,990 - Oh, my personal space. - I'll be right back. 644 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,968 I've got a little surprise for you. 645 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,301 Can't wait. 646 00:32:21,372 --> 00:32:22,839 Haha! Chubby bunny! 647 00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:25,671 Ahh! Thanks for reminding me I was fat. 648 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,671 So why did you disappear on me 10 years ago? 649 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,145 Uh, listen, about that... 650 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,775 Where you that mad at me? 651 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:38,151 Come on, Jamie. It was like 100 years ago, all right? 652 00:32:38,222 --> 00:32:40,588 I'm not that pathetic little dweeb anymore. 653 00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:44,321 You were never a dweeb, Chris. 654 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:47,364 - So, tell me about your job. - Oh my God. 655 00:32:47,432 --> 00:32:49,764 You know, once you get over all the glamour, you know, it's uh... 656 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,597 - it's nothing but total insanity. - Mm. 657 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,229 You know, if it's not Pink calling you, then you got Good Charlotte... 658 00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,604 it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and I'm totally name-dropping right now 659 00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:00,200 and I'd really like to stop. Mick Jagger. How 'bout you? 660 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:02,940 You know, what happened to you? How'd you end up working at The Maple? 661 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,879 I don't work at The Maple. 662 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:07,474 I mean, I work at The Maple but I don't really work at The Maple. 663 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,144 - Yeah. - I'm studying to be a teacher 664 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,710 so I'm living at home and I'm working... 665 00:33:10,788 --> 00:33:13,052 It's the coast. Be right back. 666 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,287 What happened to him? 667 00:33:18,629 --> 00:33:20,961 * Five golden rings * 668 00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:23,899 - * Four calling birds * - I don't care what your mommy said. 669 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,095 * Three French hens, two turtle doves * 670 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,660 Oh, this is gonna be a great song. "Mall People." 671 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,764 "Mall people, they come and go... 672 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,809 small people, they just don't know." 673 00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:34,436 - How's it goin'? - Fantastic. 674 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,979 - How's it going with Jamie? - Treating her like 675 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,379 - every boyfriend she's ever had. - You da man! 676 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,781 - So I wanna run an idea by you. - No. 677 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,185 Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, what if I went to Paris with Samantha 678 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:45,950 - instead of you? That way you... - No. 679 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,582 - You haven't heard the whole thing yet! - No. 680 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:49,922 You know what, just... just think about it and get back to me. 681 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:51,655 Ow! 682 00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:57,199 - Oh my God! - I gotta go. 683 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,840 - So, how's the coast? - Super. 684 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:08,208 Here we go! 685 00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:10,907 One grilled cheese with ranch on the side 686 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:15,180 and one Sugar Mountain Supreme for the chubby bunny. 687 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:17,813 Excuse me, um, 688 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,050 this-this... this isn't gonna work for me. 689 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,718 But this is what you always order. 690 00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:25,729 Yeah. 10 years ago, when I was a whale. 691 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,561 The pancakes are fine. He's just kidding. 692 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:30,225 What? 693 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,895 - Be more rude! - She's rude! She's rude! 694 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:37,304 I haven't had sweets in 10 years, okay? Do you know 695 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,809 - what this would do to my stomach? - Relax, little girl. 696 00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:42,869 I'll have the pancakes and you can have my sandwich, okay? 697 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,482 I'll just enjoy this glass of water. 698 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,050 I'm stuffed. 699 00:34:57,161 --> 00:35:00,028 Good times. Good times! 700 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,565 - Yeah. - Yeah. 701 00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,623 - Thanks again for lunch. - Oh, I'll get your door. 702 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:05,726 Oh. Okay. 703 00:35:05,803 --> 00:35:07,236 Shit. 704 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:14,445 - Whew! - Yeah. 705 00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:19,180 Well, it was great seeing you again. 706 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:20,683 You too. 707 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:22,150 Yeah, glad I ran into you last night. 708 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,154 Yeah, it was a surprise. 709 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:26,156 Big surprise. Yeah. 710 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,816 It's cold out here. 711 00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,826 Yeah, it is. It's like the South Pole. 712 00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,658 It's like the deep South Pole if there was one. 713 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,459 There isn't, though. 714 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:36,193 Um, thanks for walking me to my door. 715 00:35:36,267 --> 00:35:39,100 Yeah. Again, it was great seeing you... 716 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,137 again. 717 00:35:40,204 --> 00:35:41,967 - You, too. - Yeah. 718 00:35:42,039 --> 00:35:44,337 Take care. Uh... 719 00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:46,638 Yeah, you too. Oh, uh... 720 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,976 - Oh. - That's good. 721 00:35:51,048 --> 00:35:53,414 Ow! 722 00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:57,184 - Take care. - You too. 723 00:35:58,389 --> 00:35:59,515 Hmm. 724 00:36:21,612 --> 00:36:24,877 Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 725 00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:26,814 What the hell?! 726 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,788 God! 727 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:38,090 Oh my God! 728 00:36:38,162 --> 00:36:40,790 It's the South Pole! It's the deep South Pole? 729 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,856 It's the South Pole. The deep South Pole! 730 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,959 I don't think there is one, but if there was one 731 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:47,095 I bet it would be in the south! 732 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,574 - I left my gloves in the car. - Oh. 733 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:07,757 - There you go. - Thanks. 734 00:37:20,004 --> 00:37:21,801 Hey, look who's here! What's up, Hollywood? 735 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:23,533 - How the big date go? - It was terrible. 736 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,940 I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? 737 00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:28,570 Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. 738 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:32,514 I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body. 739 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,245 So y-you gave her a body shake? 740 00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:38,777 Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? 741 00:37:38,856 --> 00:37:41,347 It looks like you picked up right where you left off. 742 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,983 You're back in the friend zone. 743 00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:45,518 Oh, f-f... 744 00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,145 What? 745 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:03,942 Little problem. 746 00:38:04,248 --> 00:38:06,944 Okay, she's got a bit of a headache. 747 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:09,145 It's not that bad. Ha! 748 00:38:10,988 --> 00:38:12,046 Oh my God! 749 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,523 What the hell happened to her? 750 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,958 Long story short, she fell. 751 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:18,859 Samantha, are you okay? 752 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,590 I'm gonna make bubble. 753 00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:22,428 Dude, she's fine! 754 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,298 Look at her. She's having a good time. She's got her toothpaste. 755 00:38:25,369 --> 00:38:28,270 All you had to do was watch her for a few hours. What did you do to her? 756 00:38:28,339 --> 00:38:31,103 Nothing! She's just all loopy from all the Vicodin. 757 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:33,336 Where did you get the Vicodin? 758 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,379 Mom. 759 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:37,243 Blueberry! 760 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,681 Okay. I'm gonna kill you. 761 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,479 What?! You said detain her! 762 00:38:41,552 --> 00:38:43,577 - You're a dead man, Mike! - She's detained! 763 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,917 Eww. 764 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:48,458 - My balls! - Oh. 765 00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:52,926 You're dead. 766 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:54,931 No, Chris! No! 767 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,933 Chris... 768 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,730 Chris, no! 769 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:01,996 - My boss! Truce! - Truce! 770 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:03,700 - Truce! - Okay. 771 00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:04,763 - Hello? - Nyah! 772 00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,707 Hey, Chrissy! 773 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:08,711 How's my future star doing? 774 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:10,406 Great. She's doing great, sir. 775 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:12,711 So let me... let me... let me say hi to her. 776 00:39:12,783 --> 00:39:14,978 Uh, she's a little incapacitated at the moment. 777 00:39:15,052 --> 00:39:18,146 Oh, a little incapacitated, that's my baby, that's my boy! 778 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:22,022 Look, when you two get back, I've got this incredible marketing campaign 779 00:39:22,093 --> 00:39:24,721 lined up for the spring quarter. Our number one priority: 780 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:28,060 - Samantha James! - Awesome. 781 00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:30,862 Three two, one! 782 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,870 Ho-ho-ho. 783 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:37,237 - Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! - Merry Christmas! 784 00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,401 It's a Palamino Christmas! 785 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,445 Again! 786 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,149 - Hello? - Jamie. 787 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,412 - Hey. - What's up? 788 00:39:48,486 --> 00:39:51,387 Listen, you're never gonna believe this, but I can't get a flight out. 789 00:39:51,455 --> 00:39:53,719 - I'm stuck here another day. - Oh. 790 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,281 I want to apologize for earlier. 791 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:56,849 - Let me make it up to you. - I taste good. 792 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,895 Do you want to go ice skating? 793 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,454 - I thought you hated ice skating. - I used to, 794 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:04,433 but you know, I'm actually pretty damn good now. 795 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:05,764 I'm the MVP in my league, in fact. 796 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:08,031 Come on, it'll be like old times. 797 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,508 - Hello, Joyce? - Mom? I'm on the phone. 798 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:16,273 Oh! Well, Chris, what are you doing over at Joyce's? 799 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:19,180 No, Mom. I'm in the living room, 10 feet away from you 800 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,081 - and I'm on the phone. - Oh. 801 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:22,551 Well, you know, I was wondering 802 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:25,350 while I have you on the phone, what would you like for dinner? 803 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:29,120 We-we have a choice between chicken chow mein or pot roast. 804 00:40:29,193 --> 00:40:31,252 Mom. Please. 805 00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,387 Mom! 806 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:36,058 - Mom! - What is it, peanut? 807 00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:37,293 Where are my ice skates? 808 00:40:37,368 --> 00:40:40,064 Oh, honey, I gave those away years ago. 809 00:40:40,137 --> 00:40:42,071 Are you serious? I need them. 810 00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:45,267 Well, honey, why would I keep them? You're never here. 811 00:40:45,342 --> 00:40:47,867 Besides, you-you weren't terribly good at ice skating. 812 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,879 Well, I'm good now! 813 00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:52,313 And I need my skates to show off my talents. 814 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:55,841 Oh, well, honey, I'm sure you can rent a pair. 815 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,480 Besides, you don't have to show off for Jamie. 816 00:40:58,556 --> 00:41:01,047 Just... just be yourself. 817 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,923 * Be yourself * 818 00:41:03,994 --> 00:41:08,795 * Be yourself, be yourself. * 819 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:12,302 Now, come on! Mikey and I are making snow angels! 820 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,872 I don't want to be myself. 821 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,970 My snow globe collection. 822 00:41:26,283 --> 00:41:30,117 * Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way * 823 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,121 * Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh... * 824 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:34,987 - Oof! Stupid rental skates. - Ooh! 825 00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,892 You know what? You're a lot better than before. 826 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:40,863 - I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. - Here, let me help you. 827 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,796 Okay, I can do it myself, okay? I'm good. I'm good now. 828 00:41:42,867 --> 00:41:45,199 Hey. 829 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:48,800 - So... - So... 830 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:52,934 - How's the love life? - Lame. 831 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:56,741 - Marty and I broke up a year ago. - Ooh, another jerk, huh? 832 00:41:56,814 --> 00:41:58,839 - "Another jerk, huh?" - I'm kidding... 833 00:41:58,916 --> 00:42:00,850 I'm just saying you dated a lot of jerks 834 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:02,818 back in high school, that's all. 835 00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:06,584 So how about you? You in love with anyone besides yourself? 836 00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:09,785 No. 837 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,658 I've really just been dating, you know? 838 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,994 Just trying to look for my soulmate. 839 00:42:15,065 --> 00:42:16,225 You didn't buy that, did you? 840 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,461 Maybe you should try harder. 841 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,733 Or I could try this. 842 00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:24,397 Oh... 843 00:42:25,976 --> 00:42:28,774 Hey guys, it's Miss Palamino! 844 00:42:28,846 --> 00:42:30,837 Yay! 845 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:32,974 Hi, guys. 846 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,917 Sarah and Joey and Brett. Hi! 847 00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:38,819 - What, you... you know these kids? - Yeah, I substitute teach 848 00:42:38,889 --> 00:42:41,585 - their class. - Hey, um, we're having a pickup game. 849 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,219 We could use some more bodies. You guys play? 850 00:42:44,295 --> 00:42:46,889 You know Chris is a great player, but he has rentals. 851 00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:50,365 - A good skater can skate in anything. - Yeah! 852 00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:52,265 I'm in. 853 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:58,103 Okay, guys. Keep it clean. 854 00:42:58,175 --> 00:42:59,335 - Oof! - Shoot it! 855 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,038 Get it in! And goal! 856 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,175 - What was that?! - You're pathetic! 857 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:09,151 I'm sorry, okay? 858 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:11,449 It's just these damn rental skates. 859 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:14,616 It's fine. Just don't cuss in front of the children. 860 00:43:14,692 --> 00:43:16,421 Potty mouth. 861 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:20,624 Get him, Terry! 862 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:23,030 Ow! 863 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,159 He hacked me! 864 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:26,896 Wanna fight, punk? 865 00:43:26,971 --> 00:43:29,439 - What, are you kidding me? - Fight! 866 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,066 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 867 00:43:32,142 --> 00:43:35,305 All right, all right, break it up, break it up. 868 00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:38,143 What is your problem? She's just a child. 869 00:43:38,215 --> 00:43:40,615 - That's a girl? - Pussy! 870 00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:49,622 - Yeah! - All right! 871 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:56,095 Okay, listen. We're getting creamed out there. 872 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,634 - It's his fault. - You suck, Brander. 873 00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,000 - Hey. - I brand you "Suckster." 874 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:02,868 - Oh my... that's enough. - Hey. 875 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:05,431 Now Chris is trying his best here. 876 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:08,103 Sorry, Miss Palamino, but he's just so terrible. 877 00:44:08,178 --> 00:44:11,375 - I'm not terrible. - Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 878 00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:13,780 - Maybe you should call it a day. - No, I can do this! 879 00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,285 - Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... - Hey! 880 00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:18,116 I'm a really good skater, little girl! 881 00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:21,646 Watch! You might learn something! 882 00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:23,420 I'm taking this one. 883 00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:29,798 Me? 884 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,172 Ah! 885 00:44:37,241 --> 00:44:39,971 Chris, no! 886 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:46,175 Ahh! 887 00:44:51,755 --> 00:44:55,191 No! 888 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,522 No slap shots! 889 00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:13,106 Suckster! Suckster! 890 00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:16,203 Suckster! Suckster! Suckster! 891 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,373 Suckster! Suckster! 892 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:22,044 - What a schmuck. - Don't worry, Chris. You're gonna be fine. 893 00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,280 Oh... 894 00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,551 - Wow. - Well, it looks like I was 895 00:45:31,628 --> 00:45:34,324 - in the right place at the right time, Miss... - Yeah. 896 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:37,299 Palamino? Jamie Palamino. 897 00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:40,097 - Dusty Dinkleman? - Ah, yeah. 898 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:42,695 Actually, I go by "Dusty Lee" now, but yeah. 899 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:45,435 - "Dutty Nee?" - Thanks for saving me. 900 00:45:45,509 --> 00:45:47,977 Yay, Dusty! 901 00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:50,206 - You remember Chris Brander? - Eeh. 902 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,612 - Boo... - Oh, yeah. 903 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:55,243 Seen better days, I guess, huh, pal? 904 00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:57,617 Hey, listen, I don't want to make this weird, 905 00:45:57,688 --> 00:45:59,588 but you look incredible. 906 00:45:59,656 --> 00:46:02,523 - So do you. - Really glad you dropped in. 907 00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,819 Ow! 908 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,536 Cool... 909 00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:18,804 Sorry about that, buddy. 910 00:46:18,876 --> 00:46:20,707 Here we go. 911 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,737 Late '20s. Male Caucasian 912 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:27,978 with multiple lacerations on lower mandible and possible concussion. 913 00:46:28,051 --> 00:46:29,712 Transport en route, over. 914 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,846 - 104. - So, uh, Jamie, 915 00:46:31,922 --> 00:46:34,618 - you still living in town? - Oh, yeah, I just moved back. 916 00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:36,625 Oh, really? Me too. 917 00:46:36,693 --> 00:46:39,059 - It's a small world. - No kidding. 918 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,391 Jeez, you know, 919 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:43,297 I cannot get over how great you look. 920 00:46:43,367 --> 00:46:45,961 Oh, pfft. Me? Look at you! 921 00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,231 Yeah, I guess my skin cleared up 922 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,966 and I lost my stammer, 923 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,167 but I still play a mean guitar. 924 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:54,642 I'm actually only doing this part-time till I can make it in music. 925 00:46:54,711 --> 00:46:57,908 You know, Chris is in the music business too. He could probably help you. 926 00:46:57,981 --> 00:47:00,745 Oh, hey. Easy there, Gretzky. 927 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:03,150 Shh. 928 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:06,781 You know, we should hang out, you know, have lunch sometime? 929 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:10,623 I would love to have lunch. 930 00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:12,389 Um, where can I give you my phone number? 931 00:47:12,462 --> 00:47:13,986 Just write it on this. 932 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,930 Jamie Palamino. 933 00:47:21,004 --> 00:47:22,596 This is bullshit! 934 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,334 You haven't aged a peep. 935 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:31,943 What do you know about Dusty Dinkleman? 936 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,346 - You mean Dusty Lee? - Yeah. 937 00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,385 Works in the building, drives ambulance. Why? 938 00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:38,979 Well check this out. So I'm out with Jamie again... 939 00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:40,717 Another day date? 940 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:43,259 Yes. Anyway, 941 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:44,954 we're having a great time 942 00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,326 and then Dusty shows up out of nowhere, 943 00:47:47,397 --> 00:47:49,831 and then Jamie gives him her number. 944 00:47:49,900 --> 00:47:53,267 Hey, didn't Dusty have like a huge crush on Jamie? 945 00:47:53,337 --> 00:47:55,737 - Uh... - Yeah, you got some 946 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:58,104 competition there, Chris. I mean, Dusty is a really nice guy. 947 00:47:58,175 --> 00:48:00,666 Yeah, well Jamie doesn't date nice guys. 948 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:02,336 She puts them in the friend zone 949 00:48:02,412 --> 00:48:04,277 and then tortures the shit out of them. 950 00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,782 I don't know. Jamie's come a long way since high school. 951 00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:09,444 I think she might be maturing. 952 00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:11,043 Maturing? 953 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,691 So that's why she went with Dusty. 954 00:48:14,758 --> 00:48:16,623 She wants a sensitive guy... 955 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:18,627 more like the old me. 956 00:48:18,695 --> 00:48:20,458 Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, 957 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:22,464 then I'm going to show her 958 00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:24,397 the biggest pussy she's ever seen. 959 00:48:24,468 --> 00:48:26,333 Yeah. 960 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,598 Okay, we're done. Now, uh... 961 00:48:28,672 --> 00:48:31,106 you're gonna need to wear this for the next few days 962 00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:34,166 until those stitches are ready to come out. 963 00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:36,940 And here you go. Huh? Just like your old yearbook picture. 964 00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,142 * Feel my love from afar. * 965 00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,346 Come in! 966 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,117 - Can I come in? - I just said that. 967 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,452 I brought magazines. 968 00:48:51,528 --> 00:48:53,496 Ugh, these are old. 969 00:48:53,563 --> 00:48:56,691 - Flowers? - Those are daisies. 970 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:59,998 - How about snacks? - Carbs? Are you kidding me? 971 00:49:00,070 --> 00:49:01,503 I can't eat that crap. 972 00:49:01,571 --> 00:49:03,766 I'm just trying to be helpful. 973 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,503 Well you're not. So vamoose. 974 00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:10,910 - I guess I'll just leave you now. - No, wait wait. 975 00:49:10,981 --> 00:49:13,506 I'm sorry I'm being such a biatch. 976 00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,074 It's just that I'm supposed to be in Paris and I'm not, 977 00:49:16,153 --> 00:49:19,213 and I'm going out of my mind with boredom! 978 00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:22,190 I mean, my Sidekick broke and l... 979 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:26,423 I haven't had sex in, like, forever. 980 00:49:26,496 --> 00:49:28,088 And I'm so horny. 981 00:49:28,165 --> 00:49:31,157 I'm horny. 982 00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:33,600 Wait a minute. 983 00:49:34,838 --> 00:49:38,740 - How old are you? - I'm 22... 20... 19... 984 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,674 I'm... I'm 18. 985 00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:42,644 Eighteen. 986 00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:48,274 So do you really have my poster on your wall? 987 00:49:48,352 --> 00:49:51,810 - Yeah. - Do you ever like... 988 00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:53,822 All the time. 989 00:49:53,890 --> 00:49:55,619 How many times in a day? 990 00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:58,320 - Eight. - Eight?! 991 00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,860 Eight? Oh my God, that's hot. 992 00:50:04,935 --> 00:50:08,371 - You're hot. - I know, I know. 993 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:14,007 - Oh, ow. - Are you okay? 994 00:50:14,077 --> 00:50:16,136 Oh, my back is killing me. 995 00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:18,681 Oh, I could give you a massage. 996 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:21,047 Oh, would you mind? 997 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:24,053 Not at all. 998 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:27,682 - Oopsie, I'm naked. - You're naked. 999 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:29,817 Do you have any oil? 1000 00:50:29,893 --> 00:50:32,418 Right back. 1001 00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:38,533 What took you so long? 1002 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:44,230 - Show me what you've got, baby. - Okay. 1003 00:50:44,307 --> 00:50:46,241 Baby, ooh! 1004 00:50:46,309 --> 00:50:48,209 Ooh, more more! 1005 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:52,339 - Okay, enough. Enough! - Okay. 1006 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:54,884 Oh, yeah. 1007 00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:01,220 Hey hey. Merry Christmas, neighbor. 1008 00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:07,524 Gee... hey! 1009 00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,531 - Ooh, yeah. - Mikey likey, 1010 00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:13,194 - Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... - Yeah... 1011 00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:17,029 Oh! Where the hell have you been?! 1012 00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,870 I was getting you food. 1013 00:51:18,942 --> 00:51:21,172 - Are you wearing braces? - It's not braces. 1014 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:24,042 It's a retainer and it's not that bad. 1015 00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:27,743 - Ha, you look like a doofus! - Doofus! 1016 00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:31,285 Doofus! Doofus! 1017 00:51:31,354 --> 00:51:34,482 Doofus! Doofus! Doof... 1018 00:51:36,193 --> 00:51:37,820 Chris? 1019 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:40,522 Mommy. 1020 00:51:40,597 --> 00:51:43,430 So pretty. 1021 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,628 Honey, look what just came for you. 1022 00:51:46,703 --> 00:51:49,467 It's a "Get well soon" card from Jamie. 1023 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:55,301 - Boo. - Oh yeah? 1024 00:51:55,378 --> 00:51:56,868 What do you think of that, huh? 1025 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,711 It's hugs and kisses, dude. Mom writes that on my cards. 1026 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:03,048 That's because I love you both so much. 1027 00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:06,318 Thanks, Mommy. 1028 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:16,924 Oh, God. 1029 00:52:24,107 --> 00:52:26,575 Truce! 1030 00:52:27,711 --> 00:52:29,702 Total pussy. 1031 00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:32,714 You're the biggest pussy on planet Earth. 1032 00:52:32,782 --> 00:52:34,875 It's you. 1033 00:52:37,954 --> 00:52:40,752 - Hello? - Jamie! 1034 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:43,918 - Chris! How are you feeling? - So much better. 1035 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:45,655 Listen, I know it's Christmas Eve, 1036 00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:48,789 - but do you have any plans tonight? - No. 1037 00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,662 Well... 1038 00:52:50,734 --> 00:52:52,668 the revival theater in town 1039 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,727 is showing Nicholas Sparks's "The Notebook." 1040 00:52:54,804 --> 00:52:56,863 Huh? 1041 00:52:56,940 --> 00:52:59,909 - Hello? I'm on the phone. - Really you want to see "The Notebook"? 1042 00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:02,274 Yes, because I love sentimental tear-jerkers. 1043 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:04,245 I'm gonna friggin' puke. 1044 00:53:04,314 --> 00:53:06,111 Just a second. 1045 00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,345 - You are so dead. Do you hear me? - Whatever, dude. 1046 00:53:13,423 --> 00:53:15,550 - What're you doing over there? - Faggot. 1047 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,354 - Nothing. - Ooh, that's my call-waiting. One second. 1048 00:53:17,427 --> 00:53:18,894 - So, anyway... - Hello? 1049 00:53:18,962 --> 00:53:21,328 - Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. - Hey, Dusty. 1050 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:22,558 Hey, listen, just... 1051 00:53:24,401 --> 00:53:25,993 Dude, I think she left you hanging. 1052 00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:29,334 It's probably just an important business call. Get off the phone. 1053 00:53:29,406 --> 00:53:32,569 - What, the bar ran out of curly fries? - Get off the phone. 1054 00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:34,701 Dude, are you gonna boink Jamie tonight? 1055 00:53:34,778 --> 00:53:36,769 Yes. Are you happy now? 1056 00:53:36,846 --> 00:53:39,644 All right. 1057 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:42,708 - Dude, "The Notebook"'s so gay. - Get off the phone! 1058 00:53:42,786 --> 00:53:46,278 - Sorry about that. - That's okay. 1059 00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:48,586 - So anyway, what do you say? - About what? 1060 00:53:48,658 --> 00:53:50,592 Going to a movie tonight? Then maybe later 1061 00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:54,061 we can go for some, uh... herbal tea. 1062 00:53:54,130 --> 00:53:56,428 Okay, sure. 1063 00:53:56,499 --> 00:53:58,831 Um... You know what? You're on my way to the theater. 1064 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,392 Why don't I pick you up at like 7:30? 1065 00:54:00,470 --> 00:54:01,937 - It's a date. - Homo. 1066 00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:03,734 - Bye for now. - Bye. 1067 00:54:07,377 --> 00:54:10,642 Mom! Mom! Truce! 1068 00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:16,781 - Paris, here we come! - Mm. 1069 00:54:17,053 --> 00:54:20,216 - But I'm not ready to play a gig. - Of course you are. 1070 00:54:20,290 --> 00:54:23,225 No. No. 1071 00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:24,726 No! 1072 00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:29,254 - This is a bad idea, Chris. - God, I'm so stupid! 1073 00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:32,665 - No you're not, baby. - Here I am, trying to nurture this artist, 1074 00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:36,729 yet you're this pop bubblegum sensation, 1075 00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:39,798 and that's okay. 1076 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:41,810 Paris, here we come! 1077 00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:46,076 But I am an artist. I am an artist! 1078 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:48,879 Hey! I am an artist! 1079 00:54:48,952 --> 00:54:51,682 - Let's go do this. - Are you ready for this? 1080 00:54:51,755 --> 00:54:54,553 I was born ready, bitch. 1081 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,785 - I'm really excited about this. - Yeah, me too. 1082 00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:59,124 - Yeah. - Okay, let's do this. 1083 00:54:59,195 --> 00:55:02,892 Yeah. 1084 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:06,094 - Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? - Of course I am. 1085 00:55:06,169 --> 00:55:07,796 Mike's just giving you a ride to the gig. 1086 00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:10,305 I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do some administrative work 1087 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:11,965 and I'm gonna meet you there. 1088 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,703 It's open mic night at The Coffee House. 1089 00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:16,109 Coffee House is lame, dude. Come on... 1090 00:55:16,179 --> 00:55:17,703 all right! 1091 00:55:17,781 --> 00:55:19,772 Think fast. Boop! 1092 00:55:19,849 --> 00:55:21,874 Oh! 1093 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,016 Ow! 1094 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:28,023 * And I swear * 1095 00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:30,082 - * By the moon and the stars... * - Jesus. 1096 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,493 - * In the skies... * - Looks like the Michael Bolton starter kit. 1097 00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:36,760 * I'll be there * 1098 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:39,666 * And I swear * 1099 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:43,228 * Like a shadow that's by your side. * 1100 00:55:43,306 --> 00:55:45,331 Showtime. 1101 00:55:56,286 --> 00:55:58,652 Come on! How long does it... 1102 00:56:00,957 --> 00:56:02,925 - Mistletoe. - Hello. 1103 00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:05,586 - Oh my God! - Jamie! How are you? 1104 00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:08,927 You've grown into such a beautiful young woman, 1105 00:56:08,998 --> 00:56:11,296 hasn't she, Chris? 1106 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:15,965 Ding-dong. 1107 00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:19,940 Dusty. Hey. Why? 1108 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:22,500 Are you kidding, man? I love "The Notebook". 1109 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:24,240 I mean, listen, I know it might sound 1110 00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:26,248 a little corny, maybe even a little femme, 1111 00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:27,977 but I find something so resplendent 1112 00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:30,815 in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? 1113 00:56:30,887 --> 00:56:34,323 Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll. 1114 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:36,222 Carol? 1115 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,852 Oh my God. 1116 00:56:38,928 --> 00:56:41,089 - Carol... - Dusty, oh my goodness. 1117 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,894 - This is old-home week. - Oh, absolutely. 1118 00:56:43,967 --> 00:56:47,994 - Is it okay that Dusty came? - Oh, it's awesome that Dusty came. 1119 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,062 Thank you. - Okay. 1120 00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:51,869 ...in the hospital. We got... - Dust! 1121 00:56:51,941 --> 00:56:54,409 Hey, let's hit the road. 1122 00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,069 Well, you kids have fun. 1123 00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:57,841 Oh, Carol, why don't you come join us? 1124 00:56:57,914 --> 00:57:00,940 She's vacuuming. 1125 00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:04,350 W-well, I'd love to, but l... I wouldn't want to impose. 1126 00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:08,517 - Oh, no imposition at all! - No. 1127 00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,684 We'd love to have you, wouldn't we, Chris? 1128 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,854 Yeah, rad. Awesome. 1129 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,693 Mom's coming. That's good. 1130 00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:18,131 - There's a group now. - Yes! 1131 00:57:18,201 --> 00:57:20,795 - It was us. It was us. - Oh, my darling. 1132 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,464 Oh my sweetheart. 1133 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:26,031 I love you so much. 1134 00:57:32,582 --> 00:57:36,712 - How much time do we have? - I'm not sure. 1135 00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:39,254 Last time it was no more than five minutes. 1136 00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:43,490 I love you, angel. 1137 00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:47,523 What happened to me? 1138 00:57:47,597 --> 00:57:49,622 This is so gay. 1139 00:57:57,273 --> 00:58:01,004 Oh, Dusty... 1140 00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:08,479 Son of a bitch! Huh? 1141 00:58:08,551 --> 00:58:11,645 Peanut. 1142 00:58:15,391 --> 00:58:18,417 Oh, no. 1143 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:24,399 * Forgiveness... * 1144 00:58:24,467 --> 00:58:26,401 Show us your tits! 1145 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:29,597 - * Is more than saying sorry. * - Hey! Ashlee Simpson! 1146 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,969 Forgive this! 1147 00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:33,975 Dusty, what kind of car is this? 1148 00:58:34,043 --> 00:58:37,376 Carol, this little Japanese princess here is called the Prius. 1149 00:58:37,447 --> 00:58:39,176 I think it's so neat that you kids 1150 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:41,183 care about the environment. 1151 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:44,846 - I love the environment. - But honey, don't you drive 1152 00:58:44,921 --> 00:58:47,822 a Range Rover? Aren't those bad? 1153 00:58:47,891 --> 00:58:49,984 Well, I had a really nice time tonight, 1154 00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,617 and I hope we can do it again soon. 1155 00:58:51,694 --> 00:58:53,821 Hey, Dusty, thanks for comin'. 1156 00:58:53,897 --> 00:58:56,024 Oh, listen, man, it was my pleasure, really. 1157 00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:59,034 Thank you all for having me. It was so nice. 1158 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,161 And hey, before I forget, make sure 1159 00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:03,569 that you rinse that thing at least twice a day, okay? 1160 00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,768 Your mouth is a disgusting open cesspool 1161 00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:09,073 with germs and bacteria. Now put that back! 1162 00:59:09,145 --> 00:59:11,306 - Christopher, put that back. - Put it back! 1163 00:59:13,016 --> 00:59:14,483 Thanks. 1164 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,576 Hey, anyone want some cocoa? 1165 00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:19,486 Oh, Carol, you are so sweet! 1166 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,491 And I would love to do that, except I volunteered at the hospital 1167 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,584 so that Paul could spend Christmas Eve with his family. 1168 00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:27,357 - So, I kinda gotta get going. - Aw. 1169 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:29,227 That's a drag. God! 1170 00:59:29,299 --> 00:59:31,130 Hey, Jamie, what about you? 1171 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:35,503 - Ready? - Give me a Cougar roar. Cougar roar! 1172 00:59:37,173 --> 00:59:38,470 Aw. 1173 00:59:38,541 --> 00:59:42,272 Cookie Monster says the Cougars are 1174 00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:45,508 great big cookies 1175 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:47,675 at the top of the jar. 1176 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,617 Ladies and Gentleman, the amazing Chris Brander. 1177 00:59:50,687 --> 00:59:52,746 Oh my gosh, I remember this. 1178 00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:57,191 He juggles three tennis balls, but gets bored very quickly 1179 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,626 and wants something else. 1180 00:59:59,696 --> 01:00:03,154 Shh-shh-shh, clear! 1181 01:00:03,232 --> 01:00:05,928 Clear! 1182 01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:08,163 No kissing! 1183 01:00:08,237 --> 01:00:10,569 That's right, Jamie Palamino, 1184 01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,665 you're my best friend! 1185 01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:14,676 I love you, Chris Brander. Mwha! 1186 01:00:14,744 --> 01:00:17,508 Mwha, mwha, mwha! 1187 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:21,346 Oh, your mom's car. You see, this is more like you. 1188 01:00:21,417 --> 01:00:24,511 Yeah, I'm gonna take it back to L.A. 1189 01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:30,584 - What? - Guess what I found? 1190 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:34,255 - No, the tape I made you? - 1995. 1191 01:00:34,330 --> 01:00:36,855 - "The Summer of Like." - Put it in. 1192 01:00:38,167 --> 01:00:41,796 * Dun-nun-de-dun de-dun-dun-dun * 1193 01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:54,646 Oh, God. 1194 01:00:54,717 --> 01:00:56,708 - Oh! - Oh my God, 1195 01:00:56,786 --> 01:00:58,811 I just peed a little. 1196 01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:02,415 - Good night, guys. - Good night, Chris. 1197 01:01:06,195 --> 01:01:08,425 What's up? 1198 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:10,329 - Little problem. - Where are you? 1199 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,197 - The Metal Shop. - What?! 1200 01:01:12,268 --> 01:01:15,203 Hey! Hey, ow! Ow! 1201 01:01:15,271 --> 01:01:17,330 - That's it, bitch. It's on! - Come on! 1202 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:20,968 Ah! I'm gonna kill you! Not so funny now, bitch, huh?! 1203 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:23,012 - Not so funny now?! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 1204 01:01:23,079 --> 01:01:25,980 * Christmas, Christmas, the happiest day of the year... * 1205 01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:28,074 Kudos on the Christmas cookies, Mom. 1206 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:30,449 Thanks, pumpkin. I'll be back in an hour. 1207 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:34,183 * Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling * 1208 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,589 * As we're dashing through the snow * 1209 01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:42,489 * Christmas, Christmas * 1210 01:01:42,565 --> 01:01:45,227 * So, Jesus, hear our song... * 1211 01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:47,565 - What's up, Dude? - Quiet, she's sleeping. 1212 01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:49,298 I'm going over to Jamie's. 1213 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,169 - Did you boink her yet? - Shut it. 1214 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,231 If she wakes up, tell her I went to meet Bono. 1215 01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:55,869 - You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. - No, you walking void, 1216 01:01:55,945 --> 01:01:58,743 it's a lie, but if she wakes up just tell her I'll be back in a bit. 1217 01:01:58,815 --> 01:02:00,783 - Fine! - Fine! 1218 01:02:02,185 --> 01:02:03,812 - I love you. - I love you too. 1219 01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:15,590 * Christmas, Christmas * 1220 01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:17,997 - * The happiest day of the year * - Mike! 1221 01:02:20,636 --> 01:02:23,434 Oh, God! 1222 01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:28,500 * Spreading Christmas cheer * 1223 01:02:28,578 --> 01:02:30,512 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1224 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:32,912 * We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year * 1225 01:02:32,982 --> 01:02:35,075 This is pathetic! 1226 01:02:35,151 --> 01:02:39,520 * Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin * 1227 01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,614 * Good tidings for Christmas * 1228 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:43,454 - * And a Happy New Year * - Oh shit! 1229 01:03:06,682 --> 01:03:08,616 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 1230 01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:10,618 Encore! Encore! Encore! 1231 01:03:10,686 --> 01:03:12,620 Okay, all right, one more time. 1232 01:03:12,688 --> 01:03:15,122 - One more time. Okay. - Oh yeah! 1233 01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:18,957 Here we go. You guys, you know, 1234 01:03:19,028 --> 01:03:20,655 Christmas is the time for giving. 1235 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:23,028 And the most precious gift that you can give... 1236 01:03:23,099 --> 01:03:26,296 - is your heart. - Aww. 1237 01:03:26,369 --> 01:03:28,837 Jamie Palamino, this is my gift to you. 1238 01:03:28,905 --> 01:03:32,739 * When Jamie smiles * 1239 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:37,405 * It takes me miles * 1240 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:41,507 * From where I feel unsure * 1241 01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:46,647 * When Jamie smiles * 1242 01:03:46,722 --> 01:03:49,850 * I realize * 1243 01:03:49,926 --> 01:03:54,022 * She's no ordinary girl * 1244 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:57,691 * Hm-mm-mm... * 1245 01:03:57,767 --> 01:04:00,895 * No ordinary girl * 1246 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:04,371 * Oh-oh-hhh... * 1247 01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,379 - Where's Chris?! - I'll never tell you anything! 1248 01:04:16,452 --> 01:04:19,546 Oh yeah? 1249 01:04:21,824 --> 01:04:25,316 - He's with his lover. - * Deck the halls with bows of holly * 1250 01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:27,828 * Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la * 1251 01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:31,333 * 'Tis the season to be jolly * 1252 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,164 * Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la * 1253 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,772 Dude, Jamie's outside. What are you doing up here? 1254 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:39,831 I'm getting my butt kicked by Dinkleman, 1255 01:04:39,909 --> 01:04:41,399 that's what I'm doing up here. 1256 01:04:41,477 --> 01:04:44,969 You see him play that guitar? It's like he has 15 fingers. 1257 01:04:45,047 --> 01:04:48,448 Everybody loves him. I can't compete with this guy. 1258 01:04:48,517 --> 01:04:51,953 You can't compete with this... are you kidding me? 1259 01:04:52,021 --> 01:04:55,184 You're Chris Brander! You're Hollywood. You date models! 1260 01:04:55,258 --> 01:04:57,886 He's Jersey. He skis in his jeans! 1261 01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,587 It's Dinkleman. 1262 01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:02,028 It's Dusty Dinkleman. 1263 01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:06,061 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman. 1264 01:05:06,135 --> 01:05:08,933 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman! 1265 01:05:09,005 --> 01:05:11,997 - Dinkleman. - Dinkleman's going down. 1266 01:05:12,074 --> 01:05:14,668 Dinkleman... is going way down. 1267 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,507 Atta boy. 1268 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:18,945 Now you get out there and you tell Jamie how you feel! 1269 01:05:19,015 --> 01:05:21,882 - Let's do this. - Atta boy. 1270 01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:25,546 Good ol' Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! 1271 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:28,784 *... Iooked down on the Feast of Stephen * 1272 01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:31,850 * When the snow lay round about * 1273 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,396 * Deep and crisp and even * 1274 01:05:34,463 --> 01:05:37,125 * Brightly shone the moon that night * 1275 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:39,258 * Though the frost was cruel * 1276 01:05:41,537 --> 01:05:43,528 What the... 1277 01:05:46,842 --> 01:05:51,040 * It's the most wonderful time of the year... * 1278 01:05:51,113 --> 01:05:53,240 The jig is up! Run! 1279 01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:55,284 You son of a bitch! 1280 01:05:55,351 --> 01:05:58,878 Samantha! You're here! Shit! 1281 01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,048 There she is. There's the little slut 1282 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:02,886 you've been banging behind my back! 1283 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:05,223 - Me? - Not you, wrinkles. Her! 1284 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:07,785 - Who are you? - Oh... 1285 01:06:07,863 --> 01:06:10,627 - I'm Samantha James, bitch! - Don't shove me! 1286 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:13,498 - You're a whore! Santa's little whore! - Get off! 1287 01:06:13,569 --> 01:06:15,537 - Santa's little whore! - Cat fight! 1288 01:06:17,206 --> 01:06:19,231 - Get out! - You're gonna pay for this. 1289 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,866 I'm gonna get you fired! 1290 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:23,411 Hope you enjoy unemployment, dickweed! 1291 01:06:23,479 --> 01:06:25,242 Get off me, God boy! 1292 01:06:25,314 --> 01:06:28,511 But Samantha, What about the words to your song? "Forgiveness"! 1293 01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:31,212 Forgive this, asshole. 1294 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:33,881 Oh... 1295 01:06:33,956 --> 01:06:36,618 I hate this town! 1296 01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:39,252 Call me. 1297 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:50,161 - Chris? - Yeah. 1298 01:06:50,239 --> 01:06:53,731 - Little problem. - Hm? 1299 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:56,539 Duck! 1300 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:03,646 - Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! - No! Not Santa! 1301 01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:20,928 Whoa! Flaming reindeer. 1302 01:07:25,975 --> 01:07:29,467 Wow! You don't see that every day. 1303 01:07:31,981 --> 01:07:34,506 Hey Chris, it's Samantha. I just talked to my sponsor 1304 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,483 and I owe you an apology. 1305 01:07:36,552 --> 01:07:38,213 It's Samantha... Call me... 1306 01:07:38,287 --> 01:07:40,050 It's Samantha! 1307 01:07:40,122 --> 01:07:42,955 Hello, Joyce? 1308 01:07:43,025 --> 01:07:45,721 Joyce? 1309 01:07:52,034 --> 01:07:53,968 Go away. 1310 01:07:54,036 --> 01:07:56,197 Go away! 1311 01:07:57,940 --> 01:08:00,204 Mom, I said I have a tummy ache. 1312 01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,502 Well that was an interesting Christmas. 1313 01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:07,242 I'm sorry. I'll pay for everything. 1314 01:08:07,316 --> 01:08:09,045 I'm not here to collect. 1315 01:08:09,118 --> 01:08:10,710 What are you doing here? 1316 01:08:10,786 --> 01:08:13,687 I want to talk to the guy who wrote me this. 1317 01:08:16,325 --> 01:08:18,885 Wow. 1318 01:08:18,961 --> 01:08:23,295 - Mmm... want some more? - No. Gallon's my limit. 1319 01:08:23,365 --> 01:08:25,629 Oh, excuse me if I'm not one of your stick models. 1320 01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:28,534 "I'm Chris Brander. I hang out with Good Charlotte and Pink. 1321 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:31,129 - I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." - Okay, okay. All right. 1322 01:08:31,207 --> 01:08:33,835 - Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. - Yeah. 1323 01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:37,709 Actually, I was nervous, but uh, more importantly, 1324 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,748 does this hat make me look fat? 1325 01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:46,980 So... 1326 01:08:47,056 --> 01:08:49,957 is your life everything you'd hoped it'd be? 1327 01:08:50,025 --> 01:08:53,051 I always thought that if I had a huge career 1328 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,393 and famous clients and tons of money 1329 01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:57,489 that I'd be happy. 1330 01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:59,591 And the truth is... 1331 01:08:59,668 --> 01:09:01,602 I was right. 1332 01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:04,104 I love it. Especially the money. Ooh. 1333 01:09:04,173 --> 01:09:07,336 You're so bad! 1334 01:09:07,409 --> 01:09:09,172 What about you? 1335 01:09:09,245 --> 01:09:10,837 Let's put you in the hot seat, huh? 1336 01:09:10,913 --> 01:09:12,710 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1337 01:09:13,883 --> 01:09:17,341 Um, well, I see myself teaching. 1338 01:09:17,419 --> 01:09:20,786 And I see myself getting married 1339 01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:22,448 and raising a family. 1340 01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:26,493 What? 1341 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:32,030 It's gettin' late. 1342 01:09:32,101 --> 01:09:34,501 Why don't I take you home? 1343 01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:36,504 Or... 1344 01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:38,506 I could sleep over like old times. 1345 01:09:56,492 --> 01:09:58,187 God. 1346 01:10:03,299 --> 01:10:06,097 - Hi. - Wow. 1347 01:10:12,841 --> 01:10:14,900 - Ahhh. - Ahhh. 1348 01:10:14,977 --> 01:10:16,604 - Here we are. - Yeah. 1349 01:10:16,679 --> 01:10:19,375 Yeah. Hmm. 1350 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,818 This is it. 1351 01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,886 You're finally gonna have sex with Jamie Palamino. 1352 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:39,230 Oh God, look at that face. Look at that body. 1353 01:10:39,301 --> 01:10:42,566 Why are you smiling like a friggin' idiot? 1354 01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:44,970 Go on, make a move. 1355 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,201 Make a move! 1356 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:51,179 What's on your mind? 1357 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,112 Bush. 1358 01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:57,309 President Bush, The First Family, really. 1359 01:11:05,027 --> 01:11:07,894 Dude, you're killing me! 1360 01:11:07,963 --> 01:11:11,160 This is the girl of your dreams. Ravish her! 1361 01:11:11,233 --> 01:11:13,360 But what if she doesn't want to be ravished? 1362 01:11:13,435 --> 01:11:15,903 What if she wants to stay friends? Friends don't ravish each other? 1363 01:11:15,971 --> 01:11:18,269 Friends watch "New Year's Rockin' Eve." 1364 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:20,035 I wonder who's hosting this year? 1365 01:11:20,109 --> 01:11:23,340 Chris, can you put your feet on mine? They're freezing. 1366 01:11:23,412 --> 01:11:25,073 Yeah. 1367 01:11:25,147 --> 01:11:27,240 Hell yeah. Her feet aren't even cold. 1368 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:29,181 This is it. 1369 01:11:29,251 --> 01:11:32,550 Don't even think about how weird tomorrow's gonna be. 1370 01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:39,785 - Chris. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1371 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:42,387 What're you doing? Where're you going? 1372 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:44,830 - Is everything all right? - Oh, everything's fine. 1373 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:47,596 Yeah. You okay? Uh, you need another blanket or anything? 1374 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:49,331 - No, I'm fine. - Ah. 1375 01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:52,533 You're not gonna make a move, are you? 1376 01:11:52,608 --> 01:11:55,236 - Good night, Jamie. - Good night, Chris. 1377 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:58,109 You don't deserve a penis. 1378 01:12:00,382 --> 01:12:02,145 God, and we had this great night 1379 01:12:02,217 --> 01:12:04,242 and we were laughing 1380 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,754 and we were showing each other old pictures and... 1381 01:12:06,822 --> 01:12:08,722 - Did he try anything? - No! 1382 01:12:08,791 --> 01:12:12,158 - Did you try anything? - No, but I put myself out there. 1383 01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:14,559 I mean, I wore the sexy white shirt 1384 01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:18,122 and I did the whole cold-feet move and we slept in the same bed. 1385 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,930 What the hell is wrong with you? I mean, why didn't you sleep with her? 1386 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:22,868 - Oh, I know. I had her. - I mean, are you two 1387 01:12:22,938 --> 01:12:24,929 on the same menstrual cycle yet or what? 1388 01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:28,704 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 1389 01:12:28,777 --> 01:12:31,109 Maybe I just don't compare to these L.A. Girls. 1390 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,444 Look, the timing just wasn't right, you know? 1391 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:37,918 I'm... I'm laying there. I'm about to make my move 1392 01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:40,352 and then suddenly it just hits me. 1393 01:12:40,422 --> 01:12:42,356 Where's this going? 1394 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:44,449 What happens after we sleep together? 1395 01:12:44,526 --> 01:12:46,517 Does she move to L.A.? Do I move back here? 1396 01:12:46,595 --> 01:12:49,564 Jesus, Dude. I thought you just wanted to sleep with her. 1397 01:12:49,631 --> 01:12:52,191 Maybe he just wants to be friends. 1398 01:12:52,267 --> 01:12:54,963 Maybe he's gay. 1399 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:57,562 I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. We have a history. 1400 01:12:57,639 --> 01:12:59,766 - We're... we're... we're... we're... - Friends. 1401 01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,744 God damn it! 1402 01:13:03,812 --> 01:13:05,973 I'm right back in high school again, you know? 1403 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:09,745 I gotta follow my own advice. I gotta just walk away. 1404 01:13:09,818 --> 01:13:11,251 No, put me on the 3:00. 1405 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:13,254 The sooner I get out of here, the better. 1406 01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:16,189 - You sure about this? - No. 1407 01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,783 * When Janice smiles... * 1408 01:13:18,861 --> 01:13:21,796 - Janice? - * I realize * 1409 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:24,924 * She's no ordinary * 1410 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,026 * Girl. * 1411 01:13:35,177 --> 01:13:37,441 Hey listen. I gotta hang out 1412 01:13:37,513 --> 01:13:39,276 with my friends over there, okay? 1413 01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:42,249 - I'll talk to you tonight. - Whoo! 1414 01:13:44,019 --> 01:13:47,284 - What's up, homies? - You tell me. 1415 01:13:47,356 --> 01:13:49,187 - What's with the nurse? - Oh, Janice. 1416 01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:51,692 Oof, another bee in the hive, my friend, 1417 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:54,786 - just another bee. - Well, what about Jamie? 1418 01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,626 What about her? I mean, hey, 1419 01:13:56,698 --> 01:13:59,189 it's great, right? Two biggest geeks back in the day 1420 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,463 now finally have a shot with the hottest chick in high school? 1421 01:14:01,537 --> 01:14:04,301 - You can't write that stuff, my friend. - Hey, are you kidding me? 1422 01:14:04,373 --> 01:14:06,967 Oh, come on, man. Cut the nice guy routine. 1423 01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:09,203 I know what you're up to and I am all for it. 1424 01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,712 I mean it is gonna be sweet revenge on Jamie Palamino 1425 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:13,748 for keeping us in the friend zone all those years. 1426 01:14:13,816 --> 01:14:16,410 Oh, yeah, you wish you were in the friend zone. 1427 01:14:16,485 --> 01:14:18,783 I was in the friend zone. Friend zone's mine. 1428 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:21,721 - Dusty, popcorn's ready. - Copy that, I'm mobile. 1429 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,553 - Listen, I gotta run. - The man's juice! 1430 01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:25,559 You guys have a nice time. It's been nice seeing you. 1431 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,790 Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. Clark, always a pleasure. 1432 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:30,855 - Dinkleman. - Son of a bitch. 1433 01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:35,030 So we're looking at day cares. 1434 01:14:35,103 --> 01:14:37,628 And Darla's got this one picked out for TJ and it's great. 1435 01:14:37,706 --> 01:14:40,266 And you know, don't get me wrong, I want the best for my kid. 1436 01:14:40,342 --> 01:14:42,173 I mean he deserves the best 1437 01:14:42,244 --> 01:14:45,873 but Tiny Tots is just too... oh, Mariah Carey! 1438 01:14:49,651 --> 01:14:51,585 What the hell are you doing?! 1439 01:14:51,653 --> 01:14:54,213 This is a Pontiac Grand Prix! 1440 01:14:54,289 --> 01:14:56,223 I'm sorry, okay?! 1441 01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,987 But I can't let Dinkleman get away with this! 1442 01:14:59,061 --> 01:15:02,792 I refuse to sit back and let Jamie get used by another asshole! 1443 01:15:02,865 --> 01:15:06,323 You could've asked! L.A. Guys are so dramatic. 1444 01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:08,869 - I'm sorry! - Okay. 1445 01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:15,041 - * Christmas, Christmas... * - Oh my God. 1446 01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:18,238 You know, one good snowfall and you won't see any of this. 1447 01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:22,306 * Where sleigh bells ringing and go jingle-ling * 1448 01:15:22,384 --> 01:15:25,717 * Spreading Christmas cheer. * 1449 01:15:25,787 --> 01:15:27,880 Hi, Mr. Palamino. How are you? 1450 01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:30,254 Come to destroy the rest of the house, huh? 1451 01:15:30,325 --> 01:15:33,021 Look, I'm really sorry about yesterday. 1452 01:15:33,095 --> 01:15:36,656 - Ho-ho-ho. - And that. 1453 01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:39,724 Look, I know you hate me, but I need to speak with Jamie. Where is she? 1454 01:15:39,801 --> 01:15:42,702 - She's gone off with Mr. Lee. - Dry cleaner? 1455 01:15:42,771 --> 01:15:46,070 - No. Dusty, you jackass. - Where are they? 1456 01:15:54,550 --> 01:15:59,385 - * I've been workin' on the railroad... * - No, Chris! This way. 1457 01:15:59,454 --> 01:16:02,787 * All the livelong day * 1458 01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:05,986 * I've been workin' on the railroad * 1459 01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:09,792 * Just to pass the time away * 1460 01:16:09,865 --> 01:16:13,596 * Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 1461 01:16:13,669 --> 01:16:16,661 * Rise so early in the morn' * 1462 01:16:16,738 --> 01:16:20,196 - Dinkleman! - * Can't you hear the captain shouting? * 1463 01:16:20,275 --> 01:16:22,903 - Chris, what're you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 1464 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:27,573 Dusty! 1465 01:16:28,884 --> 01:16:29,976 Yes! 1466 01:16:32,387 --> 01:16:34,184 - I really need to speak with you! - This next number 1467 01:16:34,256 --> 01:16:36,884 - is for your favorite teacher and mine. - Let's go. 1468 01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:39,086 She put this wonderful concert together for all of us. 1469 01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:42,289 Give a big round of applause to Miss Jamie Palamino. 1470 01:16:44,366 --> 01:16:47,460 * When Jamie smiles * 1471 01:16:47,536 --> 01:16:49,697 * It takes me miles * 1472 01:16:52,007 --> 01:16:53,269 * From where I've... * 1473 01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:55,742 God, I still can't believe he wrote me that song. 1474 01:16:55,811 --> 01:16:58,871 Oh I can. He's been working on that song since high school, remember? 1475 01:16:58,947 --> 01:17:00,710 It's like the stalker's national anthem. 1476 01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:03,012 Not to mention I already heard that song today, 1477 01:17:03,085 --> 01:17:05,110 only it was Janice's eyes that made him smile. 1478 01:17:05,187 --> 01:17:07,985 - Janice? Who's Janice? - A nurse with really big boobs 1479 01:17:08,056 --> 01:17:11,457 that works at the medical center. A girl I saw him kissing earlier tonight. 1480 01:17:11,526 --> 01:17:14,154 Dusty's a Jersey player, Jamie! 1481 01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:15,628 He's out for revenge on you 1482 01:17:15,697 --> 01:17:17,665 for putting him in the friend zone in high school. 1483 01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:19,462 What are you talking about? 1484 01:17:19,534 --> 01:17:21,502 The guy's looking for the anger bang! 1485 01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:24,505 Amazing! That's exactly what he said about you. 1486 01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:26,768 - Don't you see what's happening here? - Oh, I don't know. 1487 01:17:26,842 --> 01:17:29,037 The guy's just out-playing me, that's all. 1488 01:17:29,111 --> 01:17:31,272 Oh, it's about you! Now he's out-playing you! 1489 01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:33,280 - W-what am I, a game? - No! 1490 01:17:33,348 --> 01:17:35,111 Would you guys like to join us in a carol 1491 01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:37,879 - to celebrate the birth of our Lord? - No! 1492 01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:45,990 My God, don't! Dusty! Don't! 1493 01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:48,427 - Dinkleman! - What is the matter with you? 1494 01:17:48,497 --> 01:17:50,488 This is a Christmas concert for children! 1495 01:17:50,565 --> 01:17:53,125 - You liar! - Suckster's not your boyfriend, is he? 1496 01:17:53,201 --> 01:17:56,602 - No, he's not! - 'Cause we like Dusty. 1497 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,833 Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! Dusty! 1498 01:17:58,907 --> 01:18:00,636 - Ugh! - Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! 1499 01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:02,472 Oooh! 1500 01:18:02,544 --> 01:18:05,035 I'm being framed! I'm being framed! 1501 01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:09,340 - Dusty! - Dinkleman! 1502 01:18:09,418 --> 01:18:12,387 Man, when you come back to town, you come back to town! 1503 01:18:12,454 --> 01:18:16,185 Huh? Huh? Look, don't sweat it. 1504 01:18:16,258 --> 01:18:18,283 W-w-we'll go to The Maple tonight 1505 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,987 You can apologize to Jamie 1506 01:18:20,062 --> 01:18:23,520 and everything will be just... just peachy. 1507 01:18:23,598 --> 01:18:25,896 Okay, yep, good. Thanks, Clark, for everything. 1508 01:18:25,967 --> 01:18:28,367 See you in another 10 years. Guess not. 1509 01:18:30,572 --> 01:18:32,972 How'd it go with Jamie last night? You boink her? 1510 01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:35,373 That would be a no. 1511 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:37,708 Raise you hand if your brother's a homo! 1512 01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:41,447 All right. Keep in touch! 1513 01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:50,187 You believe that? Not one taxi, not one. 1514 01:18:50,258 --> 01:18:52,726 Stupid town. I gotta take the bus! 1515 01:18:52,794 --> 01:18:54,386 Dude, bus sucks! 1516 01:18:56,031 --> 01:18:59,057 Yes! I am outta here! 1517 01:19:00,902 --> 01:19:04,736 So long, Sucktown! Kiss my ass! 1518 01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:08,808 Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. 1519 01:19:08,877 --> 01:19:10,538 Hey... 1520 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:14,104 pull my finger. Come on, pull my finger. 1521 01:19:36,671 --> 01:19:40,072 - Aw! - Yoo-hoo! 1522 01:19:40,142 --> 01:19:43,578 - Great. - Jamie! 1523 01:19:43,645 --> 01:19:46,273 - Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. - What? What, what, wha... 1524 01:19:46,348 --> 01:19:48,612 - what, Chris? What do you want? - I just want to apologize. 1525 01:19:48,683 --> 01:19:50,548 I'm sorry. I was out of line, okay? 1526 01:19:50,619 --> 01:19:52,951 - You're an asshole. - Oh, my... I was... 1527 01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:55,512 Hey, I'm gonna get you a cab and take you home, huh? 1528 01:19:55,590 --> 01:19:58,718 - She's so sensitive! - You blew it. I'm winning. 1529 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:01,058 - You're the Devil. - So go ahead, just go sleep it off. 1530 01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:03,120 You'll be right as rain in the morning, brother. 1531 01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:06,065 Chris, you're drunk! Go home! 1532 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:08,659 I'm not drunk. What's this? 1533 01:20:09,704 --> 01:20:13,105 Ooh. "Simply Dusty" 1534 01:20:13,175 --> 01:20:15,166 Is there any other kind? That's adorable. 1535 01:20:15,243 --> 01:20:17,177 Do you know what else is adorable? You two. 1536 01:20:17,245 --> 01:20:20,112 Hey! Stop bringing Dusty into your problems, okay? 1537 01:20:20,182 --> 01:20:22,116 Dusty and I are fine. 1538 01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:24,778 - Dusty and I are friends. - Right! 1539 01:20:24,853 --> 01:20:27,617 - Not for too long, I hope. - Yeah... 1540 01:20:27,689 --> 01:20:29,122 Wait, what? 1541 01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:31,022 Slow down. What did you just say? 1542 01:20:31,092 --> 01:20:33,287 Jamie, listen, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1543 01:20:33,361 --> 01:20:35,295 L... about our relationship. 1544 01:20:35,363 --> 01:20:37,923 Maybe we could take the next step or something? 1545 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:39,466 Dusty, can I be honest with you? 1546 01:20:39,534 --> 01:20:42,162 - I think you're a really nice guy. - Thank you. 1547 01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:44,501 I think you're funny and charming and sweet, 1548 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:47,565 and I just don't have those feelings for you. 1549 01:20:47,642 --> 01:20:49,507 - You're kidding. - No. 1550 01:20:49,578 --> 01:20:54,038 Whew! 1551 01:20:54,115 --> 01:20:57,209 Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you that song and everything, 1552 01:20:57,285 --> 01:20:59,116 you know, and I worked really hard on it 1553 01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:01,451 and what kind of girl would you be if you didn't put out for the guy that wrote 1554 01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:03,514 - you that song, you know what mean? - Huh? 1555 01:21:05,961 --> 01:21:08,429 F-this. I'm mobile. 1556 01:21:09,664 --> 01:21:11,632 Ah-ha! 1557 01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:16,299 I'm gonna miss him! 1558 01:21:16,371 --> 01:21:17,998 - Oh! - Ow! 1559 01:21:18,073 --> 01:21:20,507 - What? Heh. - Eh! 1560 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:25,012 Get off me, Chris! Why are you here? 1561 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,775 Why do you keep messing with my head? 1562 01:21:26,848 --> 01:21:28,839 I messed with your head for three days. 1563 01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:31,886 You've been torturing me since the sixth grade! 1564 01:21:31,953 --> 01:21:33,716 So that's what this is about? 1565 01:21:33,788 --> 01:21:36,552 Because I wouldn't screw you in high school? Get over yourself! 1566 01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:40,026 Oh, after years of you being the biggest tease, 1567 01:21:40,095 --> 01:21:42,655 trust me, I'm so over myself. 1568 01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,358 Oh, so now I'm the tease. 1569 01:21:44,432 --> 01:21:45,956 I practically throw myself at you 1570 01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:47,626 the other night and you did nothing! 1571 01:21:47,702 --> 01:21:51,263 And now you know how it feels. 1572 01:21:51,339 --> 01:21:53,204 I'm outta here. 1573 01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:55,573 Yeah, there you go. Just walk away like you always do! 1574 01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:57,305 Oh, no no no. I'm-I'm not walking away. 1575 01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,404 I'm running back to my great life in L.A.! 1576 01:21:59,481 --> 01:22:01,881 - Great. Well, have fun. - Oh, you have fun... 1577 01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:04,145 being the girl who peaked in high school. 1578 01:22:04,219 --> 01:22:07,154 - Ooohh! - You slap like a cheerleader. 1579 01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:09,349 Bye, Chris. 1580 01:22:11,226 --> 01:22:13,194 And stay out! 1581 01:22:18,266 --> 01:22:19,893 I've always wanted to say that. 1582 01:23:30,305 --> 01:23:31,795 How did you get in here? 1583 01:23:31,873 --> 01:23:34,171 My bodyguard let me in. 1584 01:23:34,242 --> 01:23:36,870 I was making cookies. 1585 01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:38,606 Oh, I was trying to be all domesticated 1586 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,910 like that skank you were banging behind my back. 1587 01:23:40,982 --> 01:23:42,472 Please leave me alone. 1588 01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:45,485 No, sh-sh-sh-sh! 1589 01:23:45,553 --> 01:23:47,180 Hugs and kisses! 1590 01:23:47,255 --> 01:23:50,554 It's all good, baby, it's all good. 1591 01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,685 By making me jealous on purpose you inspire me to write the best songs, 1592 01:23:53,762 --> 01:23:55,491 you know, full of angst and hate! 1593 01:23:55,563 --> 01:23:58,293 You like that. You and I are gonna be 1594 01:23:58,366 --> 01:24:00,357 the greatest musical manager team 1595 01:24:00,435 --> 01:24:02,767 since Jessica Simpson and her father... 1596 01:24:02,837 --> 01:24:04,862 only we get to "mreow" and they can't, 1597 01:24:04,939 --> 01:24:07,407 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up. 1598 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:11,070 This is the new and improved "Forgiveness." 1599 01:24:17,152 --> 01:24:20,883 * Forgiveness * 1600 01:24:20,955 --> 01:24:24,118 * Is more than sayin' sorry * 1601 01:24:24,192 --> 01:24:26,626 Are you sorry? Ha ha! 1602 01:24:28,396 --> 01:24:30,330 * Forgiveness. * 1603 01:24:33,001 --> 01:24:34,696 - No. - No? 1604 01:24:34,769 --> 01:24:37,704 - No more. - But I've forgiven you! 1605 01:24:37,772 --> 01:24:39,899 - It's just like the song... - Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh... 1606 01:24:39,974 --> 01:24:43,273 This isn't about you. 1607 01:24:43,344 --> 01:24:45,710 It's cool, you can have other girls. I like girls. 1608 01:24:45,780 --> 01:24:47,577 Darla! 1609 01:24:47,649 --> 01:24:49,776 I don't want other girls. 1610 01:24:49,851 --> 01:24:51,443 I want one girl. 1611 01:24:52,787 --> 01:24:54,812 - That's not you. - Hmph. 1612 01:25:00,428 --> 01:25:01,895 Look. I'll call... 1613 01:25:04,799 --> 01:25:06,266 Ouch. 1614 01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:12,637 - Why don't you like me? - It's a little hard to answer 1615 01:25:12,707 --> 01:25:14,641 with a taser in my balls! 1616 01:25:14,709 --> 01:25:17,473 This is about Santa's little whore, isn't it? 1617 01:25:21,149 --> 01:25:23,117 Ooh yeah, it's go time. 1618 01:25:23,184 --> 01:25:24,481 Hey, hey, hey! It's not go time! 1619 01:25:24,552 --> 01:25:26,486 This isn't how it works, Samantha. 1620 01:25:26,554 --> 01:25:30,012 You can't force or-or torture someone into liking you. 1621 01:25:30,091 --> 01:25:31,649 Ooh, the big speech. 1622 01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:33,455 No! You just have to put yourself out there 1623 01:25:33,528 --> 01:25:34,460 and hope that they like you back. 1624 01:25:34,529 --> 01:25:36,588 This isn't a game! This is my life! 1625 01:25:36,664 --> 01:25:38,529 Oh, yeah, well, this is my life! 1626 01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:40,465 Okay? I'm sorry. 1627 01:25:40,535 --> 01:25:43,561 I'm not the most boring person ever! 1628 01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:45,333 Okay? I'm sorry I'm not poor! 1629 01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:48,137 I'm sorry... 1630 01:25:48,209 --> 01:25:51,542 I'm sorry I don't have a fat ass! 1631 01:25:51,613 --> 01:25:54,309 I'm sorry I'm not... where're you going? 1632 01:25:54,382 --> 01:25:59,012 * Missed the last train home * 1633 01:26:02,490 --> 01:26:07,894 * Birds pass by to tell me that I'm not alone * 1634 01:26:07,962 --> 01:26:11,295 * Well, I'm pushing myself to finish this part... * 1635 01:26:11,366 --> 01:26:12,890 Hey! Hey, where is she? 1636 01:26:12,967 --> 01:26:17,700 * I handle a lot walking on this * 1637 01:26:17,772 --> 01:26:20,969 * It's in your eyes, open your eyes * 1638 01:26:21,042 --> 01:26:24,910 * Open eyes, open your eyes * 1639 01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:26,674 * Open your eyes * 1640 01:26:26,748 --> 01:26:28,613 * Open your eyes. * 1641 01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:30,617 Hi. 1642 01:26:30,685 --> 01:26:32,880 Jamie. Look, Jamie! 1643 01:26:34,722 --> 01:26:36,815 I said a lot of really crappy things the other night 1644 01:26:36,891 --> 01:26:39,860 and I'm sorry about that. 1645 01:26:39,928 --> 01:26:42,396 I haven't been a very good friend to you and I'm sorry, okay? 1646 01:26:42,463 --> 01:26:46,456 I just... the truth is I'm-I'm afraid to be your friend 1647 01:26:46,534 --> 01:26:48,399 'cause I'm always gonna want more. 1648 01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:51,165 But then I got to thinking that-that 1649 01:26:51,239 --> 01:26:54,003 I'd rather have you in my life as a friend than not at all. 1650 01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,346 You know what? That's a lie too. 1651 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:05,549 Why are you back here? 1652 01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:09,353 Because I want to take you on a date. 1653 01:27:11,359 --> 01:27:14,157 And I don't care if it's in the day or at night 1654 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:17,596 or whenever, as long as it's a real date. 1655 01:27:17,665 --> 01:27:20,930 And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are inside and out. 1656 01:27:22,036 --> 01:27:24,231 And I want to have babies with you 1657 01:27:24,305 --> 01:27:27,331 and I want to marry you and I love you. 1658 01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:30,836 Jamie, I always have. 1659 01:27:34,482 --> 01:27:36,882 Mmm. Ow! 1660 01:27:36,951 --> 01:27:39,078 Sorry. Just, uh... 1661 01:27:39,153 --> 01:27:41,121 20 years all at once! 1662 01:28:03,411 --> 01:28:04,435 Unbelievable! 1663 01:28:04,512 --> 01:28:06,571 Suckster's making out with Mrs. P! 1664 01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:08,843 What is she thinking? 1665 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:12,044 - Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? - Oh, thanks, Brett! 1666 01:28:12,120 --> 01:28:14,247 Hey, Joey, do you want some of my cookie? 1667 01:28:14,322 --> 01:28:15,914 Don't mind if I do. 1668 01:28:15,990 --> 01:28:19,153 - You're such a good friend, Brett. - The bestest! 1669 01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:20,524 Ahh. 1670 01:28:20,595 --> 01:28:21,391 Oh, shit! 1671 01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:24,357 * I swear * 1672 01:28:24,432 --> 01:28:27,367 * By the moon and the stars * 1673 01:28:27,435 --> 01:28:30,233 * In the skies * 1674 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:33,103 * I'll be there * 1675 01:28:33,174 --> 01:28:35,836 * And I swear * 1676 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,969 * Like the shadow * 1677 01:28:38,046 --> 01:28:41,948 * That's by your side * 1678 01:28:42,016 --> 01:28:45,383 * I'll be there * 1679 01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:48,581 * For better or worse * 1680 01:28:48,656 --> 01:28:51,557 * Till death do us part * 1681 01:28:51,626 --> 01:28:56,723 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1682 01:28:56,798 --> 01:29:00,290 * And I swear * 1683 01:29:02,270 --> 01:29:05,398 * Oh-hh * 1684 01:29:06,607 --> 01:29:10,441 * Hahh-aah... * 1685 01:29:10,511 --> 01:29:14,072 * I'll give you everything * 1686 01:29:14,148 --> 01:29:16,275 * I can * 1687 01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:18,216 * I'll build your dreams * 1688 01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:21,847 * With these two hands * 1689 01:29:21,923 --> 01:29:24,653 * We'll hang some memories * 1690 01:29:24,726 --> 01:29:28,492 * On the walls * 1691 01:29:28,563 --> 01:29:31,031 - * And when * - * And when * 1692 01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:36,036 * Just the two of us are there * 1693 01:29:36,104 --> 01:29:38,402 * You won't have to ask * 1694 01:29:38,473 --> 01:29:42,068 * If I still care * 1695 01:29:42,143 --> 01:29:45,704 * 'Cause as the time turns the page * 1696 01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:50,945 * My love won't age at all * 1697 01:29:51,018 --> 01:29:54,112 - * And I swear * - * And I swear * 1698 01:29:54,188 --> 01:29:57,021 * By the moon and the stars * 1699 01:29:57,091 --> 01:29:59,821 * In the skies * 1700 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,920 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1701 01:30:02,997 --> 01:30:05,591 - * And I swear * - * And I swear * 1702 01:30:05,666 --> 01:30:11,298 * Like the shadow that's by your side * 1703 01:30:11,372 --> 01:30:14,967 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1704 01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:17,806 * For better or worse * 1705 01:30:17,879 --> 01:30:20,643 * Till death do us part * 1706 01:30:20,715 --> 01:30:26,051 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1707 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:29,783 - * And I swear * - * Oh, yeah * 1708 01:30:40,401 --> 01:30:42,869 * And I swear * 1709 01:30:42,937 --> 01:30:45,997 * By the moon and the stars * 1710 01:30:46,073 --> 01:30:48,564 * In the skies * 1711 01:30:48,643 --> 01:30:51,635 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1712 01:30:51,712 --> 01:30:54,306 * And I swear * 1713 01:30:54,382 --> 01:30:56,407 * Like the shadow * 1714 01:30:56,484 --> 01:31:00,352 - * That's by your side * - * That's by your side * 1715 01:31:00,421 --> 01:31:03,652 - * I'll be there * - * I'll be there * 1716 01:31:03,724 --> 01:31:07,091 - * For better or worse * - * Better or worse * 1717 01:31:07,161 --> 01:31:09,959 - * Till death do us part * - * Oh no * 1718 01:31:10,031 --> 01:31:15,196 * I'll love you with every beat of my heart * 1719 01:31:15,269 --> 01:31:18,261 * And I swear * 1720 01:31:18,339 --> 01:31:21,399 * I swear * 1721 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:26,311 * Oh, whoa, I... * 1722 01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:29,508 * Swear. * 1723 01:31:29,584 --> 01:31:30,608 Mike! 1724 01:31:40,361 --> 01:31:43,455 * Forgiveness * 1725 01:31:44,699 --> 01:31:48,100 * Is more than saying sorry * 1726 01:31:48,169 --> 01:31:52,128 * Sorry sorry sorry * 1727 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:56,336 * Forgiveness * 1728 01:31:56,410 --> 01:32:00,278 * Means accepting people's flaws * 1729 01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:05,285 * Flaws flaws flaws * 1730 01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:07,844 * To forgive is divine * 1731 01:32:07,922 --> 01:32:11,449 * So let's have a glass of wine * 1732 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:14,120 * And have makeup sex * 1733 01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:16,129 * Until the end of * 1734 01:32:16,197 --> 01:32:19,132 * Time * 1735 01:32:22,570 --> 01:32:26,836 * Forgiveness * 1736 01:32:26,908 --> 01:32:30,344 * Does not mean compromising * 1737 01:32:34,882 --> 01:32:37,680 * Let's forgive and forget * 1738 01:32:37,752 --> 01:32:40,880 * And solve this African debt * 1739 01:32:40,955 --> 01:32:43,924 * Just like the Cheshire Cat * 1740 01:32:43,991 --> 01:32:47,392 * Who says, "Mreow! You're running out of time!" * 1741 01:32:47,461 --> 01:32:52,489 * Time time time time time, wreeow! * 1742 01:33:19,226 --> 01:33:20,716 * Forgiveness * 1743 01:33:20,795 --> 01:33:22,660 You'll always be fat to me, Chris! 1744 01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:26,965 * Forgiveness * 1745 01:33:27,034 --> 01:33:29,594 God damn it! Come on, Dusty. 1746 01:33:31,639 --> 01:33:33,573 * Forgiveness * 1747 01:33:33,641 --> 01:33:36,075 Not happy! 1748 01:33:37,645 --> 01:33:39,636 * Forgiveness * 1749 01:33:39,714 --> 01:33:44,651 Hello, Joyce? Joyce? 1750 01:33:44,719 --> 01:33:46,619 Oh my God! 1751 01:33:49,790 --> 01:33:52,850 Then said Jesus, "Father, forgive them 1752 01:33:52,927 --> 01:33:56,124 for they know not what they do." 1753 01:33:56,197 --> 01:33:59,894 If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others? 1754 01:33:59,967 --> 01:34:01,491 I won't apologize. 1755 01:34:01,569 --> 01:34:03,366 I don't forgive you. 1756 01:34:03,437 --> 01:34:06,463 You can forgive, but you can't forget. 1757 01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:09,676 Where are you? 1758 01:34:14,081 --> 01:34:16,811 * Forgiveness * 1759 01:34:18,719 --> 01:34:21,210 Time time time time 1760 01:34:21,288 --> 01:34:23,779 time time time time. 1761 01:34:24,305 --> 01:34:30,623 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org