1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,399 On the count of three. 3 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,109 One, two, three! 4 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,558 Try the ring toss. Three for a quarter. Look how easy it is. 5 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,915 There you go, a winner! 6 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,675 And now, for my shocking finale. 7 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,115 Not for the squeamish. 8 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:59,431 Not for the faint of heart. 9 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:04,278 I call my trick "The Jaws of Death.” 10 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,515 Now. Say it. Say it. 11 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,150 Harold, use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight. 12 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:14,709 No harm will come to you. Alakazam! 13 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,598 Help me! Help me! 14 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:37,512 I'm going to be an actress. 15 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,711 Hard to believe it was last Christmas... 16 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,711 ...that me and Harmony changed the world. 17 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,509 And we didn't mean to. And it didn't last long, you know. 18 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,954 A thing like that can't. 19 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,795 Now that I'm in L.A., I go to parties. The kind where if a girl is named Jill... 20 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,315 ...she spells it J-Y-L-L-E, that bullshit. 21 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,038 That's me there. My name's Harry Lockhart, I'll be your narrator. 22 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,519 Welcome to L.A. 23 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:47,954 Welcome to the party. 24 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,510 The guy smoking, that's Dabney Shaw, my producer. He discovered me. 25 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:08,673 The man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a. .a. Gay Perry. 26 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,276 Honest-to-God private eye, consults in film, TV. Just incorporated. 27 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,749 He's bigtime. Also, he's gay. 28 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,194 Don't start, Perry, huh? 29 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:19,238 I seen you play ball. You're tough. But you see a naked guy... 30 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,992 ...your brain says, "I want that.” 31 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,391 I don't make that leap. It's like, "Look, there's an elephant. Quick... 32 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,279 ...let's drain its blood to paint my boathouse. " 33 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,273 It's just that that's not the first thing you think of. 34 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,032 L.A. 35 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,033 By now you may wonder how I wound up here, or maybe not. 36 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,158 Maybe you wonder how Silly Putty picks shit up from comic books. 37 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,232 Point is, I don't see another goddamn narrator, so pipe down. 38 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,119 How did I get here? See for yourself. 39 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,350 Chloe, just run the name by me one more time... 40 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,351 ...because I must be missing something. 41 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,114 I'm going nuts. I've been through the store three times. 42 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,919 Cyber Agent. C-Y-B-E- Why don't you ask... 43 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,640 - ... an employee or something? - No, they're all busy. 44 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,869 "Protocop, protector of man. " Is that it? Protocop? He protects men. 45 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:12,077 Uncle Harry, look around. There are signs. 46 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:16,870 That show was cancelled two years ago. Just ask- Wait, are they even open? 47 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,793 Yeah, it's holiday hours. Look- Get away from the window. 48 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,269 - I gotta go, but I'll find this. 49 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,511 - Great. - Shit, Harry, that shit went wrong! 50 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,591 - Give me the gun! - No. Give me the bullets! 51 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,637 Freeze! 52 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,789 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - We'll stand here and wait for the police. 53 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,350 Drop the gun. We didn't do anything. We are not dangerous. Drop the gun. 54 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,318 - Hey, lady, gun is not loaded- - Richie, no! 55 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,349 Richie! 56 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,193 Shit! 57 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,877 Oh, boy. 58 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:04,954 Take it easy. 59 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,117 Jesus. Oh, no, no. We're not ready for you yet, sir. 60 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,272 - Go wait with the others. - Grace, do me a favor, let's take him. 61 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,953 - He's ready. You're ready? - Ready? 62 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,439 Okay, come on. 63 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,192 You know the setup? Got any questions? 64 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,635 He's got no questions. Look at him. Let's go. 65 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,074 Let's read. 66 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,834 - Where is he? Where's Raphael? - Where is he? 67 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,274 Where's-? 68 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:38,029 Beat up on me all night. You want me to give up my partner, you can go spit. 69 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,596 Quit acting like the good guy, jerk-off. 70 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:45,318 You got your partner killed. 71 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,429 He was in over his head, you knew it. 72 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,670 You may as well have pulled the trigger. 73 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,319 You killed him! 74 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,916 No, I didn't- I didn't kill him. He wanted in. 75 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,594 Why-? 76 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,991 Why?! 77 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,355 I didn't want him to come in on it. He insisted. 78 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:11,230 I said, "Stay at home. " But he doesn't listen. He's such a stupid son of a bitch. 79 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,193 I killed him, didn't I? 80 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,148 Oh, fuck, this is my fault. I'm sorry. 81 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,878 Sorry. 82 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,198 Hey, good luck. 83 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,153 See, this is what I'm talking about. Old school. Method. 84 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,550 - Studio. - Brando. Put this in the pouch to L.A. 85 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,994 Get Gay Perry on the phone. 86 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,597 Now, get this, they're screen-testing me. Is that wild? 87 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:42,634 One minute, I'm boosting Xboxes in the East Village... 88 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,995 ...the next, I'm sipping champagne in L.A. 89 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,912 - Hi. - Hey. 90 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,433 So, what do you do? 91 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,068 I'm retired. I invented dice when I was a kid. 92 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,439 - How about you? - I do a little acting. 93 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:00,673 I'm gonna see who else is here. 94 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,956 Anyway, that's how I got to the party. 95 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,908 Now, Harmony, different story. 96 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:10,117 Some will tell you she got here on account of the giant robot. 97 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,713 I'll show you that in a minute. 98 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,872 But for me, robot-schmobot, she was destined to be here. 99 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,758 Jeez, look at those stems, will you? 100 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,878 Not that that's what constitutes why she should be here. 101 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,758 Yes, racist. I'm serious. 102 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,310 The other reindeer laughed at him. Then, out of the blue, they need him. 103 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,357 He's as good as a fog light or whatever. 104 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,637 You know what, so you tell me, how is it any different than: 105 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,916 "Don't talk to Reggie, he's black. 106 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,470 Oh, wait, he can play basketball. Sign him up. " 107 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,915 Rudolph, Reggie. 108 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,437 Harmony Faith Lane was your typical L.A. girl, she wasn't from there. 109 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,636 She grew up in a burg in southern Indiana. 110 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,997 "When in doubt, cut up a pig. " That was the town motto. 111 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:53,039 Like most soon-to-be-fucked-up girls, Harmony was wicked smart. 112 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,997 Of course, credit where credit's due... 113 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,628 ...she had a terrific mentor. No, not her. 114 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,789 Him. 115 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,919 "'Go to hell, Johnny Gossamer!' 116 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,799 She poured herself into a seamless dress. 117 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,394 From the looks of it, she spilled some. " 118 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,835 Johnny spoke from the pages of cheap paperbacks... 119 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,037 ...and told of a promised land known as "the Coast"... 120 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:17,159 ...and a magical city called Los Angeles. 121 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:20,756 As the years progressed, she wished he was real. 122 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,357 Wished that he would come to Indiana to save her little sister, Jenna. 123 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,988 You see, Papa was at her night after night. 124 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,872 But Johnny never showed. 125 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:35,080 And then the guy writing the books died. 126 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,878 Age 16, she split. 127 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,838 Took the bus to L.A., the promised land. 128 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,594 She'd get rich and famous and then help little sis. 129 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,034 Before he died... 130 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,634 ...the guy who wrote the books said Johnny was a joke. 131 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,711 He wrote it for money, and it was bullshit. 132 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,077 Harmony ignored this. She knew better. I mean, who the hell was he? 133 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,994 He was just a writer. 134 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,594 And that's how she got to the same party as me- 135 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,318 Oh, shit. I skipped something. 136 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,199 Damn it. This robot bit. I made a big deal, then I forgot. 137 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,828 Fuck, bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. 138 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,754 "Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse. " Fuck. 139 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:11,435 I don't know if you want to see it now, but here's the fucking robot stuff. 140 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,874 Can I say "fuck" more? 141 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,474 Now back to Protocop, starring Jeff Neal. 142 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,711 What the-? 143 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,348 Oh, my God. 144 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,838 Hey! 145 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,036 Sources close to Neal, who has not worked as an actor in two years... 146 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,270 ...say he seemed despondent earlier tonight... 147 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,351 ...during a rerun of Protocop. 148 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,353 The actor, who still retains a costume he wore on the show... 149 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,919 ...allegedly dressed up... 150 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,868 ...stumbled down the bike path and wandered into this Venice Beach house... 151 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:16,477 ...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith Lane was shocked to discover him. 152 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,791 I'd jog by, "Hi, hello, " you know, that sort of thing. 153 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,439 - Who's this? - I feel for the guy. 154 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,875 This city can't get enough of messing with people. 155 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,191 Like putting a whoopee cushion on the seat of an electric chair. 156 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,191 - Like that. - They always do this. 157 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:33,069 You can never see below the waist. It's like a Playmate in 1964. 158 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:36,312 It was always behind the bedpost or there's a shadow. You never- 159 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,074 What am I telling you for? Invite her to something. 160 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:41,910 And there it was. Bingo. 161 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,991 Destiny. 162 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,440 You know what, you better be her doctor. 163 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,831 Walk away. Don't think, just do it. 164 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,675 What, are you her brother or something? It's none of your business, man. 165 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,913 - I will fuck you up. - No, you'll try. 166 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,753 And that little experiment will end in tears, my friend. 167 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,833 So again, for the cheap seats, do not think, walk the fuck away. 168 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,036 Or let's you and me go outside right now. 169 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,509 It's past my bedtime. 170 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,636 Make a choice. 171 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,716 Asshole. 172 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,152 You all right? 173 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,638 Yeah. 174 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,394 Thanks, bro. 175 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,790 One day, I'll actually learn how to fight. 176 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,190 - Perry Van Shrike. - Hey. Harry Lockhart. 177 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,234 I heard about you. You're the whatchamacallit, the consultant. 178 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,597 - You must be- Anyway.... - Gay Perry? 179 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,672 Yeah. Right. Dabney calls you that. 180 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,115 - I guess you guys are old buddies. - Five years. 181 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,350 Wow, five years. 182 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:01,919 - Still gay? - Me? No. 183 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:06,676 I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. 184 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:11,598 You should know better than to fall asleep at a party. There's freaks here. 185 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,871 Dabney wants you to take detective lessons. 186 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,554 - Come again? - For your acting. 187 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,551 I've got surveillance tomorrow. You game? 188 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,392 What's the person like? Crime lord? 189 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,518 Please. I'm guessing some sad, lonely little man... 190 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,717 ...who single-handedly haunts his own home in the Hollywood Hills. 191 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,110 That was incredibly gay. 192 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,397 - Good God. Ouch. - Yeah, you should see the other guy. 193 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,677 Harry, this is our generous host, Harlan Dexter. 194 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:42,152 Ah, yes, of course. You're Dabney's golden boy from back East. 195 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,992 I hope it isn't past your bedtime. 196 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,469 No, sir. My mom used to say I had the neon disease. 197 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,551 When the neon lights came on, I woke up. 198 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:52,713 I'm afraid I'm similarly afflicted. My daughter just lived 10 years in Paris. 199 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:56,316 She says it is heaven for the vampire set. 200 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:02,316 If you'll excuse me, apparently I'm meant to help cut this monstrosity. 201 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,715 Mom's gone, so it's just him and his born-again little bundle of joy. 202 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,836 - Born-again? That's precious. - Isn't it? 203 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,594 Three months ago, she was suing him over Mom's millions. 204 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,716 He called her a- Well, a bad word. 205 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,550 Cunt. Welcome to Hollywood. 206 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,314 Okay, I apologize. 207 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,836 That is a terrible scene. It's like, "Why was that in the movie? 208 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,309 Gee, you think maybe it'll come back later, maybe?" 209 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,313 I hate that. A TV's on, talking about the new power plant. 210 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,152 Wonder where the climax will happen. 211 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,074 Or that shot of the cook in Hunt for Red October. Sorry. 212 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,595 Hi, thank you for coming. 213 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,558 Hey, do you know that blond gal who just left? 214 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:45,156 Oh, the one with the guy that beat the shit out of you? No. 215 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,038 Bye, have a better night. 216 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,350 She had something, that gal, this quality. 217 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,078 Like the girl from high school... 218 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,437 ...the one that got away. You know what I mean? That haunts you still. 219 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,477 - Yeah, I had that. - You did? 220 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,790 Bobby Mills. 221 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,710 Well, maybe you should try to get in touch. 222 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,075 I got 5 bucks says you could still get him. 223 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,391 Really? That's funny. I got a 10 says, "Pass the pepper. " 224 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,199 I got two quarters harmonizing on "Moonlight in Vermont. " 225 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,316 - What? - Talking money. 226 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,550 - A talking monkey? - Talking monkey, yeah. 227 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,917 Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says, "Ficus. " 228 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,952 Detective lessons tomorrow. 229 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,439 - Don't forget. - Okay. 230 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,874 And Harry.... 231 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,712 Come here. 232 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,189 That girl, I know her. She's done some work for me. 233 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,917 Try the Domino Room. 234 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,672 Where's that? 235 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,913 - Hey there. I'm Flicka. - Hey. 236 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,878 - How are you? - Good. So, what do you do? 237 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,711 - I'm a private detective. And you? - I'm a stewardess. 238 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,598 - Really? - Yeah. 239 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,830 - Well, nice to meet you. - That it? 240 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,036 - Yeah. - Yep. 241 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,593 Could I have a Jack and soda? Thanks. 242 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,514 Evening. Harry. 243 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,798 God, I'm sore. 244 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:27,033 I mean, physically, not like a guy who's angry in a movie in the 1950s. 245 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,196 - Didn't I see you at a party hours ago? - Why? 246 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:35,918 - Why what? - Why me? 247 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,710 Seriously, why not the girl over there? Look, she's very pretty. 248 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,154 Which one? 249 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,595 On the left, next to Brazilian Billy Bob Thornton. 250 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,751 Oh, that's a bit of a reach. 251 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,354 I'm interrupting. I feel badly. What are you drinking? 252 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,034 - Bad. - Bad? Sorry? 253 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,792 - You feel bad. - Bad? 254 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:57,191 "Badly" is an adverb. To say you feel badly says that the mechanism... 255 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,876 - ...which allows you to feel is broken. - Well, that one over there? 256 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,792 Between- Oh, God, nix, nix. That's- 257 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,239 - The blond. The blond's pathetic. - Because? 258 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,916 For starters, she's been fucked more times than she's had hot meals. 259 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,753 I heard. It was neck and neck, and then she skipped lunch. 260 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,512 - Worst thing, though.... - Do tell. 261 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,513 Worst thing is she's 35 years old and still trying to act. 262 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,389 I see her at auditions all the time. 263 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:25,599 - It's over, baby. You missed. - That's charitable of you. 264 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,239 May I ask how old you are? 265 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,832 - Go for it. - Okay, how old are you? 266 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,319 - Thirty-four. - Yeah? 267 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,995 - I'm a baby. - Where's your buddy? The guy you- 268 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:38,357 - The guy you left the party with? - He's a fucking asshole. 269 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,476 I just needed a ride. Sorry, I swear a lot. 270 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,551 - I know. It's okay. - Did you know the host? 271 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,950 - No. - He looked familiar, though. 272 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,997 Probably an actor. 273 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,114 Go away, Mr. Fly. 274 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,477 - I was talking to your friend. - She doesn't want to talk to you. 275 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,029 Sunshine, she'll be back to you in a minute. Relax. 276 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,997 She doesn't have a minute. 277 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,719 Tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink... 278 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,031 ...I'll be over there with Native American Joe Pesci. 279 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,468 - You are so.... - That was good, right? 280 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,392 Why are you humoring him? Stop it. 281 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,279 You know what, there's an empty table over there. 282 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,318 I hear it's a recommended cheeseball hangout. 283 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,755 Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock. 284 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,388 Princess. Scary friend. 285 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,713 Goddamn it. 286 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,839 Harry Lockhart, are you gonna recognize me or what? 287 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,150 God! Embrey, Indiana! 288 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,709 Loves snakes, afraid of spiders. 289 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,233 Come on, remember? You were Amazing Harry- 290 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,789 - No, no, no. Harold the Great. - Harmony? 291 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,279 You cut me in half, remember? 292 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:52,228 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. How are you? 293 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,470 Okay, I was a bad narrator again... 294 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,632 ...because the kid at the beginning, the magician, that was me. 295 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,472 I don't want to put this on you... 296 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,473 ...but if you've been paying attention, I shouldn't have to- 297 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,915 Great. No wonder. Ma and Pa Kettle. I got an idea. 298 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,595 Why not put these two lame-o extras in front of the mammoth fucking lens? 299 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,751 Boo. Scat. Fat lady, leave. 300 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,115 See there? "Harold. " 301 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,794 Remember how I said this high school chick haunted me? 302 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,916 How seeing Harmony made me think of her? 303 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,469 That's because it was her. It all came flooding back. 304 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,917 How I was the one she confided in. 305 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,833 While she was doing every other guy. 306 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,720 It was the first time I felt that how pitying someone... 307 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,872 ...and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head. 308 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,349 Overwhelming sadness. Meanwhile, you got a Rodney. 309 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,274 Is that sick? I think- Yeah, I think that's sick. 310 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,916 Leaving my sister back home, leaving her there all alone.... 311 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,388 Hardest thing I ever did. 312 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,834 Do you remember when we were real little... 313 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,992 ...and a movie crew came to town? 314 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,993 That mystery flick with the guy, Johnny what's-his-name? 315 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,957 - Gossamer. - Johnny Gossamer. Right. 316 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,157 Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff. 317 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,513 - That was- God, that was forever ago. - Yeah, that was back in the day. 318 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,199 Harry... 319 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,356 ...I didn't get famous. 320 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,992 Yet. 321 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,792 I did... 322 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,791 ...get to do this one commercial. 323 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,235 You're shitting me. Which one? 324 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,789 Well, you know the one with the bear? 325 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,191 And it goes- Well, this is funny. 326 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:40,158 - "I prefer Genaros, but-" - "But I'm a bear, what do I know? 327 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,072 I suck heads off fish. " That was you? 328 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,959 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, it was. Yeah. 329 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,758 - That's awesome. - Commercial. 330 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,353 Come on, that's a big deal. 331 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,511 - That's a national commercial. - Harry, stop. 332 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:54,229 It's nothing. There was actually this kind of cool moment where I got... 333 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,311 ...to sort of do the wave. 334 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,553 "I prefer Genaros. " 335 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,915 - Whatever, it's nothing. - It's pretty cool. 336 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,799 - It's nothing special at all. - Well, I think it's special. 337 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,200 Punk-rock Steven Seagal thinks it's special. 338 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:11,828 Right there, at your 11 o'clock. 339 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,433 That's dead-on, right? 340 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,273 That's all right. I had him pegged when I came in. 341 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,948 Come back to the hotel for a little while, just have one drink. Bring your friend. 342 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,908 It'd just be a drink. You'll be home faster than you can say "Jack Robinson. " 343 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,196 I don't know about that. I can say... 344 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,950 - ... "Jack Robinson" pretty fast. - I'm timing you. 345 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,356 Jack Robinson. 346 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,439 - Do you have any idea what time it is? - I'm really sorry. 347 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,194 God, you still look great. You're just stunning. I like- 348 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:10,078 - Why are you here? - Good question. 349 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,549 Sounds crazy, but I don't remember what occurred... 350 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,631 ...between the hours of 2 and 5, a blur. 351 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,791 - Really? Where's Marleah? - Marleah? 352 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,554 - The girl you.... - Marleah fell asleep at my place... 353 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,153 ...and I didn't see you leave- 354 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,595 I left when you had your tongue down her throat. 355 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,034 - I did? - Yeah. 356 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,475 God. No, wrong throat, wrong woman. That's bad. 357 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,790 Yeah, that's bad. You got 10 seconds, Harry. 358 00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:31,871 Oh, boy, pressure, pressure. I came here... 359 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,429 ...because I think you're intelligent and attractive- 360 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,910 That's plenty. Stop. Oh, my God! I can't believe you'd come here... 361 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,674 ...to tell me you like me after you fucked my friend! 362 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,195 That's just it, I didn't. I believe that I did not. 363 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,998 What? You said you don't remember! 364 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,436 If I don't remember because I was drunk, how could I have gotten it up? 365 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,511 I know this is outrageous and not normal. 366 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,389 I'm not pretending that I'm normal. I just chickened out- 367 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:58,469 Moron. Why? Why? Why? 368 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,190 And the plots, they all have this thing, this formula that was so cool. 369 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,555 Seriously, I would go through one in a day. 370 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,110 - A whole book in one day. Wow. - See, Gossamer would always take on... 371 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,350 ...two cases that were seemingly unrelated. 372 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,750 One's normal and the other's some wild shit... 373 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,070 ...then you'd find out that they're connected. 374 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,151 That it's all one case. 375 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,719 That's the essence of the- 376 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:51,112 Yeah, I get that all the time. Would you mind not rooting around in there? 377 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,319 It's tiny. Is this real? 378 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,517 Yeah, it's a derringer. It's loaded. 379 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,077 - I call it my faggot gun. - Because? 380 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,153 It's only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. 381 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,277 You asked, chief. 382 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,631 On with our lesson. 383 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,438 - My client is one Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. - Ames. 384 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,672 Female. She hired me to do some video surveillance. 385 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,353 - Is she a looker? - Oh, man. 386 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,671 She opens the door, she got nothing on but the radio. 387 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,111 Invites me to sit down, sits on my lap... 388 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,510 - ...fires up a smoke. - Really? 389 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,069 No. Idiot. 390 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,117 She hired me over the phone. 391 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,192 - Paid for it with a credit card. - Okay. 392 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:41,673 Rule number one: This business, real life, it's boring. 393 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,115 - Do you have to smoke? - You want me to put it out? 394 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:48,273 Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there. 395 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:52,069 So you knew Harmony in high school. You said she dissed you. 396 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,549 No, not really. She fucked every other guy but me. 397 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,836 No, that's not true. She made one concession. 398 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,389 She agreed not to fuck my best friend, Chook Chutney. 399 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,755 He was my best friend, so she gave me that. 400 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,515 - Well, that was nice of her. - Even if he asked, she said she wouldn't. 401 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,433 Stay put. Be quiet. 402 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,434 "Chook Chutney"? Yeah, he's gay. 403 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,715 - What's wrong with his car? - Do I look like a mechanic? 404 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,194 - Are we gonna follow him? - Where'd he go? 405 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,716 He was right in front of us, then he cut in- Where is he? 406 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,676 What the hell. He's gotta be somewhere. He turned right in front of us. 407 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,715 - Jesus! - Shit! 408 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,313 Harry, come back. 409 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,799 Harry. 410 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,713 - There's no one in the car. Harry. - What? 411 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,916 Harry, stop. 412 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,796 - I think it's going down. - Wait, the sound. 413 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,996 - Check the back seat. - No, get the keys! 414 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,276 The keys! Get the keys! 415 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,754 Perry. 416 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,437 Perry? 417 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:22,278 Shit. 418 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,431 Perry! 419 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,715 Where'd she come from? 420 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,190 She was in the trunk. I had to shoot the lock to get it open. 421 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,634 Oh, Jesus. 422 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,071 God, what did they do to her face? 423 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,509 - Is she dead? - No. She's resting her eyes for a minute. 424 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,875 Of course she's fucking dead. Her neck's broken. 425 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:04,429 - Hey, what the hell's going on? - Shut up. 426 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,755 - Hey, we got a dead girl here! - Hey, shut up. 427 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,275 Two guys in masks, and there they go. 428 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,237 What the fuck is going on? This is bad. 429 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,197 We gotta roll before the cops come. 430 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,193 - Nix. We go right to the cops. - Exactly, to the cops... 431 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,875 ...who'll believe that she broke her neck before you shot her in the head. 432 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,393 What? 433 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,755 - Come on, we gotta go. - Oh, God. 434 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,275 - We gotta go. Go, go, go. - Oh, God. 435 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,112 Oh, God. 436 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,078 - All right, we're out of here. - We gotta go, go, go. 437 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:33,514 Where's my gun? 438 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,432 - No, I- - Give me my gun. 439 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,033 - I got rid of it. - Say again. 440 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,191 Threw it in the lake. You wouldn't, I would. 441 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,920 I got priors in New York, so I can't be messing around- 442 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,798 - You threw it away? - It's evidence. 443 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,190 - Watch it. Relax. - Okay, okay. No, I'm sorry. 444 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,272 - I got a little nonplussed there. - This is crazy. I understand. 445 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,075 - What is that? Is that a clue? - What do you mean? 446 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,673 - Do you see that? - In the thing? 447 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:55,794 What were you thinking? 448 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,952 My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift... 449 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,317 ...you threw next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? 450 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,072 You think they'll find my pistol? 451 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,676 Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find? 452 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,353 - A picture of me? - No... 453 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,830 ...the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are. 454 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,471 Bitch client. 455 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,710 Hires me, has me witness a murder. 456 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,075 - Can I use a dry towel? This towel's wet. - No. 457 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,390 - This towel is wet. - The towel is for the seat. 458 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,233 This was for your shoes. You handed it to me for my face? 459 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,709 - This is wet. Can I use a dry-? - It's dirty. No. 460 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,474 - Can I-? - No. Stop dripping. 461 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,673 Shit better be improving your acting. 462 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,838 - Get out. - Sorry about the gun. 463 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,672 Whatever. Out. 464 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,952 Go. Sleep badly. 465 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,711 Any questions, hesitate to call. 466 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,757 - Bad. - Excuse me? 467 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,194 Sleep bad. 468 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,238 Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep- 469 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,790 What, fuckhead? "Badly" is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish. 470 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,198 - I'll give you a buzz. - Die. 471 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,637 That's all right, don't apologize. 472 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,997 - Blow me. You forgot this. - Oh, thanks. 473 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,916 - Hello? - I'm trying to locate Harry Lockhart. 474 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,752 - Speaking. - I'm detective Sgt. Kale. 475 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,956 Mind answering a question or two? 476 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,111 Of course, no problem. Fire away, officer. 477 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,477 Are you familiar with a woman by the name of Harmony Faith Lane? 478 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,914 Yeah, what's this-? 479 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,878 Are you aware of giving your number to Miss Lane recently? 480 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,031 - On a slip of paper, perhaps? - No. 481 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,078 - Are you sure? - Well, maybe she had my number. Why? 482 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,915 We're required by law to treat every suicide as a potential homicide. 483 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,116 Harmony Lane shot herself, sir. 484 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,669 - Suicide? - Yes- 485 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,273 Hello? 486 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,158 Hello? 487 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,791 - I'll be goddamned. - Jesus. 488 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,552 Don't blame yourself. Listen... 489 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,837 - ...sometimes these things just happen- - For a reason. 490 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,070 For a reason? Fuck that. 491 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,718 Why? Because I fall off a building, 10 people in Baltimore... 492 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,632 ...survive a bus crash? 493 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,952 Swell, they're enjoying Baltimore. I'm lying here with my brains out. 494 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,316 I've been to Baltimore, you win. 495 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,830 Listen... 496 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,836 - ...I'm really sorry. I gotta go. - Yeah. 497 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,911 I gotta go. 498 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,438 I have to go. 499 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,238 Genaros. Pure drinking pleasure. 500 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,278 I prefer Genaros. But what do I know? I'm a bear. 501 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:08,193 I suck the heads off fish. 502 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,398 Genaros. 503 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,151 I was tired. I was pissed. I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club. 504 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,630 I needed a hot bath, a warm bed. 505 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,914 But the night had other plans for me. 506 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,036 - Oh, you did? - I got the Cyber Agent. 507 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,998 - You got the Cyber Agent. - It has all the cool weapons. 508 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,559 You got Protocop coming too. 509 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,315 It's gonna be worth more too because I think he's, like, paralyzed now. 510 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,274 Son of a bitch! 511 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:43,558 See, I forgot, old Johnny, he always had two cases. Remember? 512 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,233 How are you? 513 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,158 Hey. 514 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,031 She's gone, Harry. 515 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,839 - Yeah. - She's gone. 516 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,958 I know. Who? 517 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,318 Fact is, she stole not only your credit card, but your ID. 518 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,909 We're very sorry about the mix-up on our part. 519 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,231 So are you willing to positively identify this woman as your- 520 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,271 - My sister! Yes! - Your sister was here? 521 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,436 Oh, God! God, we haven't spoken in years. 522 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,034 She's never forgiven me for leaving her all alone. 523 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,959 - I'm just gonna get you a blanket. - I don't want a blanket! 524 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,758 - But you're shivering. - I don't care! 525 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,996 You're freaking me out. Will you relax, okay? 526 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,071 - Oh, God. - I'm so glad that you're okay... 527 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,277 ...but now, I don't know, you're making me more nervous. Sit down. 528 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,793 - Okay. - Tell me what happened. 529 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,316 Yesterday, Jenna, she got into my house, Harry. 530 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,357 She must have been broke, I don't know. 531 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,830 She swiped 200 bucks, a credit card, California ID, God knows what else. 532 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,831 - Right. - Oh, God. 533 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,513 - No more lies, Harry. - No. 534 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,199 No. 535 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,157 Are you a detective? 536 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,677 - Are you a detective? - Who told you that? 537 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,440 Flicka. Flicka. You know, my friend? She told me. 538 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,113 She told me you were a detective. 539 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,589 - If you are, then I really need your help. - Well- 540 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,352 That's empty, honey. 541 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:01,111 Okay, I know this sounds crazy, Harry, but listen. Okay. Okay. 542 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,835 - My sister's been living out here.... - Harmony's sister, dead. What the hell? 543 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,276 What was she even doing here? The lady in the lake, now the sister. 544 00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,671 This was two corpses in three hours. Am I crazy? That's unusual, right? 545 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,354 Yeah, looking back, I maybe should've told her... 546 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,397 ...I wasn't really a nipple- Detective. 547 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,990 Detective. Sorry. I should've said something, but she wouldn't shut up. 548 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,276 The card she stole from me was maxed out. 549 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,831 Right before she died, she charged over $2000 on it. That's weird, isn't it? 550 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,749 Sentron something. Some bullshit company! Plus- 551 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,157 Red flag, Harry. She took her birth control pill for the day. 552 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,396 Why would she even bother with the pill, huh? 553 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,472 She was murdered, Harry. She was murdered. She was murdered. 554 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,154 Honey, all right. Relax, relax, relax. Okay, relax. 555 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,912 Are you gonna help me, Harry? 556 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,839 - I gotta check my schedule- - If you're not gonna help me... 557 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,753 ...I need to get out of here, find someone that'll help me. 558 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,275 - I just gotta check my schedule. - Can you help me? 559 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,908 If you're not gonna help me, I need to find somebody else! 560 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,878 - My caseload is pretty- - Oh, Harry, thank you. 561 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,070 Yuck, come on. 562 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,319 - It was nothing. I didn't do anything. - What are you doing? 563 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,789 - I didn't do anything. - You were grabbing my tit. 564 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,394 No, there was a spider. There was a big spider. 565 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,028 - Oh, please, whatever. - I swear to God. 566 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:54,916 Look, I'll find it. I'll find the thing. Where are you? Fuzzy little bitch. 567 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,396 - Whatever. It's okay, I believe you. - Clearly, you don't. 568 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,837 Look, Harry, you grabbed my tit. It's life, all right? It's no biggie. 569 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,399 No biggie? Guy grabs your tit, "That's life, no biggie"? 570 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,512 I mean, what kind of talk is that? 571 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,911 No, you tell me. What kind of talk is that? I can't believe you. 572 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,958 I can't believe that that's the reaction that- 573 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,953 See there? 574 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,719 Yeah. 575 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,390 - I trust you. - Right. 576 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,115 What is your problem? I'm letting you off the hook. You didn't do anything. 577 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,793 No, but you thought I did. 578 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,231 Do you get it? I'm on the hook. The hook is my home. Do you understand? 579 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,673 Listen to me. I grab your tit, it's a fucking biggie! 580 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,035 That came out wrong. But what I'm saying is... 581 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,079 ...you act like, "Oops, it's an okay lapse. You know, everybody does it. " 582 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,075 What the fuck kind of guys you hang out with here? 583 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,840 I mean, are you the kind of girl who like, you know...? 584 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,911 Who what, Harry? 585 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,712 Who what? 586 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,592 Forget it. 587 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,430 I'm sorry, just relax. Just get some rest, okay? 588 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,639 Okay, we'll start on your case tomorrow. All right? 589 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,597 - Afternoon good? - Whatever, Harry. 590 00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,034 - I'm going. - Okay. 591 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:16,431 - I'm taking some sweats, all right? - Yeah, anything you want to borrow. 592 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,512 - I'll give them back. - Yeah. Yeah, anything in the drawer. 593 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,557 If it's in the drawer, it's clean. 594 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,154 Night, Harry. 595 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,313 Harry? 596 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,318 This is.... 597 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,392 - This is really great. - Isn't it? 598 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,757 - I'm leaving. - Yeah, some nice rest. 599 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,194 Bye. 600 00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:41,756 Fuck off-! 601 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,708 Say again? They gave her back? 602 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,718 Yes. She's in my shower. I'm looking at her, for chrissake. 603 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,916 That's impossible. They don't even know you. 604 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,676 You're right. The body can't be here. This is all a dream. There's Elmo the elf. 605 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:56,876 - Shut up. How did they get in? - I don't know. 606 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,110 How am I supposed to know? Fire escape, maybe. 607 00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,915 Okay, first things first. We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves? 608 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,877 - Excuse me? - Gloves. Do you have gloves? 609 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,953 You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's calling the cops on you. 610 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,839 Do this: Wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything. 611 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,117 - Okay, any particular kind of gloves? - Yes, fawn. 612 00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,719 Will you fucking hurry? 613 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,154 - Perry? - Yeah? 614 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,311 - I peed on it. - What? You peed on what? 615 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,114 I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? 616 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,033 - I'm sorry, you peed on-? - On the corpse. My question is- 617 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,832 No, my question. I get to go first. 618 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,275 Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on a corpse? 619 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,198 It's not like I did it for kicks. 620 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,999 You said this doesn't happen. This is your fault! 621 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,277 Shut up and listen. First, we have to wrap the body. 622 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,158 Second, you've got to find the gun. 623 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,079 - Say this with me, "Find the gun. " - Find the gun. 624 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,872 Damn it, I threw it in the lake. 625 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,117 Not my gun, idiot. They dropped the body on you, it's a frame-up. 626 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,874 Then they also have planted a gun, trust me. Move it. 627 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,270 I'll be there in four minutes. 628 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:16,836 Caller specified room 714, some sort of brawl or something. Violent. 629 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,992 Yeah, 714. Lockhart. 630 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,596 - Let me get you the key. - Actually, it's not 714, it's 514. 631 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,069 I was just up there, and it's really noisy. 632 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:29,152 - Let's get the key. - Yep, pretty awful. 633 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,434 - Don't answer that. - Yeah, duh. 634 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,711 - That it? - No, that's the corpse... 635 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,711 ...from the last guy who stayed here. 636 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,154 Fuck off. Was there a gun? 637 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,198 Yeah, it's right here. Perry, sons of bitches made us, made me. 638 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,397 I'm in town for two days, they know who I am and where to find me. 639 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:58,235 - That's impossible. - Yeah, it's totally nuts. Back stairway. 640 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,190 I forgot to tell you, Harmony's alive. She thinks her sister was murdered. 641 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,112 - Come again? - Never mind. 642 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,118 See, these dudes tonight, they see two assholes out of nowhere. 643 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,589 - What do they think? - They think we know something. 644 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,872 They panic. They got a body, they've gotta dispose of the evidence. 645 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,871 In my shower? Come on, you said real life. 646 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,192 - They were setting you up, dummy. - They're not setting me up. Shut up. 647 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,510 You change your tune every five minutes. 648 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,875 - Kiss me. - What? No, no, no. 649 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,232 Check out Doris and Lucinda over here. 650 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,954 These lessons suck. 651 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,232 I quit. This is not being a detective. Corpses floating in lakes... 652 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,279 ...people kissing people. This is wrong. This is every shade of wrong. 653 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,510 Somebody wanna fill me in? 654 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,955 She thinks I'm a detective, so go along with it. 655 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,473 - What? - Don't fuck me up. 656 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,036 Hey. 657 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,993 Do you know the cops are looking for you, Harry? 658 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,434 - They are? - Yeah. 659 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,478 I sent them to the wrong room. I didn't know what else to do. 660 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,069 You did fine. Perry and I, we're just- 661 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,714 - Hiya, Perry. - We're just running, you know, a game. 662 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,518 Perry, what do you call it? 663 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,878 The old Bring Them In and Push Them Out. That's what we're doing. 664 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,314 What's going on? 665 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,278 Why are you and Perry nacking on each other? 666 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:42,355 I sent her home believing, A, we'd meet tomorrow to go over her case... 667 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,590 ...and, B, I wasn't actually gay. 668 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,995 Do not ask me how I did B. 669 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,197 Why didn't we just leave it there? 670 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,555 Think, dummy. A 911 call from your hotel room... 671 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,280 ...all of a sudden, there's a corpse outside? Bad idea. 672 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,750 Speaking of bad ideas, what's this about you taking on your own case? 673 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,956 Of all the dipshit things to do. 674 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,599 Killed herself, by the way. 675 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,711 Killed herself. I solved your case for you. 676 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,758 - Harmony's convinced- - I don't care about- Listen to me. 677 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,071 - Little sis punched her own ticket. - Okay. Gotcha. 678 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:13,437 All right, this looks good up ahead. Time to lose the luggage. 679 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,638 Sorry, sweetheart. 680 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,677 You deserved better. 681 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,071 Before I left, I got her into foster care. 682 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:40,755 I've never told you just how awful he treated her. My dad, I'm talking about. 683 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:43,718 I'll tell you what, I take notes, in general... 684 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,271 ...so if you're just real specific, thorough and precise, that'll help. 685 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,313 I remember only lying to her one time. 686 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,833 I said to her: 687 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,952 "Maybe the man who is living here is not your father. " 688 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,754 You told your sister she was adopted, yeah? 689 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,079 No, I did one better. 690 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,196 I told her her real father was an actor... 691 00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:05,794 ...who was in the movie that came through town. 692 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,599 - Johnny Gossamer- - Johnny Gossamer movie. That's right. 693 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:11,550 I told Jenna one day she'd go to Hollywood... 694 00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:14,473 ...and she'd meet her famous, real father. 695 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,673 She believed me, Harry, and she came out here looking for him. 696 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,912 Okay, this is a bunch. I can start my... 697 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:35,435 - ...process, I guess. - Thank you. 698 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,438 I'm on the case. Here is my card. 699 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,674 - It's a magic card, so.... - Wow, "the Amazing Harold. " 700 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,792 - Just say "abracadabra. " - What happened, somebody sue you? 701 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,749 It used to be "alakazam" when you cut me in half. 702 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,434 And, not to be picky, but it was "Harold the Great. " 703 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:55,115 No, I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Get with it. 704 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,630 Hi, it's me. You hear anything? 705 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,671 No, there's nothing in the papers, so.... 706 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,400 I'm busy working on Harmony's case. 707 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,919 What case? Leave her alone. 708 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,192 News on Channel 5, just starting. Call me after. 709 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,753 - a kidnapping gone wrong. It is unclear why his daughter... 710 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,751 ...was subsequently murdered or where... 711 00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,509 ...for she was almost certainly killed and then moved, police sources say. 712 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,399 Veronica Dexter was reported missing yesterday afternoon... 713 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,154 ...when she failed to greet her boyfriend at the airport. 714 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,392 Miss Dexter recently made headlines when she returned from Paris... 715 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,757 ...and withdrew her multimillion-dollar lawsuit against her father... 716 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,514 ...actor-turned-entrepreneur Harlan Dexter. 717 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:34,750 Mr. Dexter owns the prestigious Dexter Clinic. 718 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,356 His wife died last spring, prompting Veronica's return to the U.S... 719 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,149 ...and a father-daughter reconciliation following years of estrangement. 720 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,433 Veronica Dexter, 25 years old yesterday. Paul. 721 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,876 We were just at that party. Are you telling me... 722 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,554 ...that the girl in the lake, that was Veronica Dexter? 723 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:53,438 Positive ID, scars, dental records. 724 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,114 - You talked to your police guy? - Yeah, not much there. 725 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,033 The lab report came back, no sign of rape. 726 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,839 Boils down to this: 727 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,788 Veronica Dexter, yesterday afternoon about 4:30, left her home. 728 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:08,509 Went off to the airport, pick up some dude, old boyfriend. Off she went. 729 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,116 - That was the last anybody saw of her? - With a symmetrical, ungooshed head. 730 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,713 Police ever find the car? 731 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,916 No, genius, that was us. Remember? 732 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:17,519 Oh, yeah, right. 733 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,428 - The killers were at the party, Harry. - They were? 734 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,672 - The killers were at Dexter's? - That's how they recognized you. 735 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,917 It's getting too scary. You gotta bail. Get a flight out, today. 736 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:30,072 But I got my screen test Tuesday. I'll go Wednesday. 737 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,993 - You're not getting the part. - Fuck off. Don't be a schmuck. 738 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,794 - I know it's a long shot. - You're not gonna get the part. 739 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,428 You're not listening to me. You won't get the- Harry! 740 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:43,151 You're not gonna get the part, okay? Colin Farrell wants too much money. 741 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,799 Do you get me now? 742 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,036 Dabney, he unearths a discovery. New kid, works for cheap. 743 00:45:49,240 --> 00:45:51,549 Flies him out here, high profile, parties... 744 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,638 ...screen tests, detective lessons, all of it. 745 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,114 You were just being used. 746 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,840 Shave a couple million off of Colin Farrell's price tag. 747 00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,875 Sorry, chief. There it is. 748 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,073 I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 749 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,432 I understand if you wanna take a swing at me. You fuck! 750 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:12,278 You sissy bitch! 751 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,754 Stop. 752 00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,956 Don't bother asking Harmony out on your date. 753 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,750 She wasn't very happy to find out that you're not a detective, that you lied. 754 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,717 - You told her? - Pick those up. 755 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,478 Pick them up. 756 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,869 Why did you tell her? You didn't have to tell her. 757 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,913 - I am an idiot. I thought we were friends. - We're not friends. 758 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:34,356 - I was in trouble, you were there for me. - No, I was- Stop speaking. 759 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,199 I was there protecting my employer, Dabney. Hello. 760 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,470 He pays me to insulate him from corpses. 761 00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,349 I'm not a nice man, Harry. 762 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:49,875 Go home before something bad happens to you. 763 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,310 - What, are you threatening me? - No, moron. 764 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,948 Go home before the bad guys do something bad to you. 765 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,951 Right, I get it. Fine. 766 00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,751 Merry Christmas. Sorry I fucked you over. 767 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,957 No problem. Don't quit your gay job. 768 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,752 Arriving passengers from flight number 758 from Denver... 769 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,394 ...may retrieve their baggage at carousel two. 770 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,118 Hey, Flicka. Hey, it's me, Harry. 771 00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:30,316 Remember me? What's up, honey? How are you? 772 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,914 - She doesn't want to talk to you. - Oh, no, no. I know. 773 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,469 Did you ever think maybe I don't want to talk to her? 774 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,835 I just saw your really distinctive ears. 775 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,116 You look different, but it's obviously Flicka. 776 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,510 - Maybe it's you I'm interested in. - Is that true? 777 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,513 Not really. Look, she must have a cell phone, right? She must. 778 00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,116 - Forget it. This is between you two. - Look, I got a ticket. I am leaving. 779 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,953 I'm going back to the East Coast, and that's- 780 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,793 No? Come on, I just want to say something to her. 781 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,589 Just anything before I split. I'm begging you. Come on, help me out. 782 00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:00,671 - I'm gonna regret this. - No, you're not... 783 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,400 ...and that is a very smart suit, by the way. 784 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,789 - It's not here, that's funny. - What's funny? 785 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,797 Nothing. It's just under her stage name. 786 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,236 Oh, God. Everyone's got a stage name. What's her stage name? 787 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,073 Ames. Allison Ames. 788 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:18,356 Okay, well, I'll just write it down and then- 789 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,556 Hey! Say that name again. 790 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:23,638 - Allison Ames. - Allison Ames. A-M-E-S. 791 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,756 - That's her stage name. - I just said that. 792 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,558 That's the name on her credit cards. 793 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:31,190 - How am I supposed to know? - Fuck! Thanks, honey. Gotta roll. 794 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,952 Later. 795 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,712 You have reached the offices of Sentron, Inc. Leave a message. 796 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:41,073 Newsflash, Perry. Your client, Ames, it was the little sister. 797 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,912 Repeat, the little sister. 798 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,911 That's where Harmony's 2 grand went. 799 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,196 It's in your bank, you overpriced bastard. 800 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,032 Her kid sister hired you. 801 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:54,593 Do you get this? Your case and my case are the same fucking case. 802 00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,190 - Come on! - Get out of my life! 803 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,915 I'm at the airport, right, and I run into Flicka, and she says- 804 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,435 - Did I just cut off your finger? - Yeah. 805 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:09,037 It's on the floor, to my periph- I don't wanna see it. Pick it up, put it on ice. 806 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:10,799 Thanks. 807 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,317 You're a genius, Harry. You're a genius. 808 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,711 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry I had to bail on you, but I had to go to work. 809 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,394 I am going nuts here. I can't stop thinking about this. 810 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:27,074 What's my sister's connection to Veronica Dexter? 811 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:30,869 She predicted that murder, Harry. She sent you and Perry to that exact spot. 812 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,999 That whole thing is wild. You know what else is nuts? You cut off my finger! 813 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,079 Oh, God, Harry, I am so sorry about that. How is it? 814 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,874 It's fine. It's all shut up. They gave me painkillers. 815 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:44,759 - Where's Perry? We gotta find him. - Perry's coming by here. 816 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,598 I'm working a party on Sunset Plaza. 817 00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,957 Remember you said the killer may have been at Dexter's party? 818 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,954 - Well, that whole bunch is here tonight. - Honey, put me on the list, I'll drop by. 819 00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,238 I'll see if I can stir up the kettle, stick out my hat, see if anyone shoots at it. 820 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,391 Maybe you could put the hat in the kettle... 821 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,155 ...and if they shoot at it, it'll ricochet. Harry, you sound trashed. 822 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,038 Give me the address. I'm coming. 823 00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,590 I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol... 824 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,433 ...thinking Harmony's theory wasn't so crazy. 825 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:14,874 Hi. 826 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,759 What if little sis had been murdered by the same assholes... 827 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,319 ...who offed Veronica Dexter? 828 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,436 Remember? With the ski masks, those dudes. 829 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,272 Then and there, I made a decision. 830 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,591 If it fucking killed me, I would not stop... 831 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,234 ...until I got, like, two more Demerol. 832 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:34,190 No, seriously, I was on the case. Harry Lockhart, L.A.P.I. 833 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:53,678 - I got it. - What do you got? 834 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,798 Just now. My friend Tiff does the video dubbing at Fox. 835 00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,238 - "Lord of the Cock Rings. " - No, Harry, it's a fake label. 836 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,836 Copyright infringement, she'd get fired. It's a Johnny Gossamer movie. 837 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,959 If Jenna was hunting her mystery dad, this is where she would start, right? 838 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,997 - Jesus, don't patronize me! - I'm not. 839 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:14,709 - You're patronizing me. - No, I'm not. It's just a funny little buzz. 840 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,309 I don't know if this guy's your boyfriend or not... 841 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,278 ...but when you were in the bathroom, he was checking me out. 842 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,598 What? What is it out here with these women? 843 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,035 Please, they're no different from anywhere else. 844 00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,829 They are. These are damaged goods, every one of them, from way back. 845 00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,237 Take a guy who sleeps with 100 women a year, go into his childhood... 846 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,914 ...dollars to doughnuts, it's relatively unspectacular. 847 00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,390 Now, you take one of these gals who sleeps with 100 guys a year... 848 00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,074 ...and I bet you if you look in their childhood... 849 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:45,196 ...there's something rotten in Denver. 850 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,351 - Denmark. - That too. But it's abandonment... 851 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,353 ...it's abuse. It's, "My uncle put his ping-ping in my papa. " 852 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:51,794 Then they all come out here. 853 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:54,872 It's like someone took America by the East Coast and shook it... 854 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,156 ...and all the normal girls managed to hang on. 855 00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,074 Okay, everybody who hates Harry here raise their hand. 856 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,835 - See that? Obedient little bitches too. - Fuck you! 857 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,393 Hey. 858 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,030 Okay, you've got 30 of my fucking seconds, thrill me. 859 00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,234 All right, guys, cast list. 860 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,994 Catch. That's the credit card my sister used to hire you. 861 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,271 So who's in this cinematic milestone? 862 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:25,070 - We got a Michael Beck, whoever that is. - He's the star of Xanadu, with... 863 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:27,595 - ...Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly. - Gay. 864 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,954 - What? - Nothing. 865 00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:33,317 Perry, listen up. I know this is a long shot, but indulge me, please. 866 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,755 We gotta lose the hat. I'm sorry, honey, I can't- 867 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,070 - God, I'm working! - I know, but just forget it. 868 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,835 Seriously, don't jump all over me. Just pay attention. Watch it, please. 869 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,399 - That's Harlan Dexter. - What? 870 00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,710 - Who's Har-? What? - Look, that's- 871 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,434 He's 20 years younger, but that's Harlan Dexter. 872 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,750 Always sees the inside of a police van. 873 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,674 No way. 874 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,512 This kind of makes sense. He had the Gossamer books at his house. 875 00:52:58,720 --> 00:52:59,994 Used to be an actor. 876 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,476 I remember him now. 1980. Oh, my God, I saw him like this. 877 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:05,511 - Young. - Where? 878 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,109 In Indiana. He was there with the movie crew. 879 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:12,239 Remember, I told you he looked familiar. Oh, God, this can't be true. 880 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:16,793 And your sister has to have seen this, so you know what it comes down to. 881 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,679 You tell your sister a fairy tale about her real father- 882 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,230 And 20 years later, she comes out to L.A. hunting Harlan Dexter. 883 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,073 I've got a surveillance in MacArthur Park. 884 00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,835 I gotta follow some chick around till midnight. Do not play detective. 885 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,991 This is not a book. This is not a movie. 886 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,878 We got it. Do you think I'm stupid? 887 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:39,031 You wouldn't know where to feed yourself... 888 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,910 ...if you didn't flap your mouth so much. Yes, I think you're stupid. 889 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,429 Harry, don't listen to a word he says, all right? We're getting somewhere. 890 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,870 I'll call you tomorrow. I'm going back to work. 891 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:51,916 Good. 892 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,673 - Excuse me. - What's up, baby? How you feeling? 893 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,440 - I'm just gonna- - Come and take a walk. Walk with me. 894 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,670 Great, this is fucking rich. 895 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,880 Well, now, here we all are: 896 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,749 - Ike, Mike and Mustard. - What the hell does that mean? 897 00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,679 I'm with him on this one. That's pretty fucking obscure. 898 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,637 - I hear that all the time. - You do? 899 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,916 - Yeah, sure. - Where? At the 1942 Club? 900 00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,914 - Just because you didn't get it- - Motherfucker, I could- Slow your roll. 901 00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,271 This is bullshit. What will you do, take me out here? There's sec- 902 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,358 - Keep talking. Keep talking. - You wanna know who we are? 903 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,199 I'm the frying pan, see? And my boy over here- 904 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,828 He's Mustard. I'm Mustard, baby. 905 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,314 - Sure. - He's the fire. 906 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,478 - Fuck you, Mr. Mustard. - Here we go. 907 00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,797 Now, me and my man, we're puzzled lately by your behavior, such as- 908 00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:00,512 Such as why is a savvy, stand-up cat like yourself consorting with gay men? 909 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,035 Frolicking in the lake together. What is that? 910 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,350 You're the guys who were wearing the masks. 911 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,677 - You don't ask the questions. - Don't ask questions. 912 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,037 God, you just tore up my fucking finger! I just got this fixed. Jesus! 913 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,998 I bet there's a doctor in New York, clear that shit right up. 914 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,673 Clear it right up. 915 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,993 L.A. don't want you no more, tough guy. 916 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,992 All right? 917 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,080 - How much further to the hospital? - Five minutes away. 918 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,959 Talk to me. Our mascot, back in high school, who was it? 919 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,276 Come on, Harry, stay with me. 920 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,558 Whitey, the white knight. Whitey. 921 00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,876 I guess it's better than calling him "Knighty. " 922 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,555 Then it'd be Knighty Knight. Soon it'd be Toodles, and then Ta-Ta. 923 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:49,196 - It's very emasculating. - Harry, that's them. Twelve o'clock. 924 00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,830 You said it's a black guy and a white guy? 925 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,951 You're right. Get the plate, call the cops. 926 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,032 - Let me find a pen. - No. Whatever. Watch the road. 927 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,639 Are we slowing down? 928 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,792 - No, I'm getting a pen. - Are you following them? Better not be. 929 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,470 - Tell me you're not following them. - I'm taking you to the hospital. 930 00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,552 - Oh, shit. They're turning. - What? 931 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:09,988 Holy shit. 932 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,319 Perry's stakeout. It's a setup. They're going to MacArthur Park after Perry! 933 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,358 Wait a second! My finger's hanging off. We gotta move on this. 934 00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,120 We're gonna go save Perry, really quickly. 935 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,833 Then we'll go fix your finger. 936 00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,510 It'll be like, "Hey, Perry, look out. " Boom, back in the car. All right? 937 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:29,518 - Cool? - Yeah. This is exhausting. 938 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,074 Bingo. All right. All right, Harry. 939 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,238 Twelve o'clock, that's them. One of them is on foot. 940 00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:44,557 God, Harry. Shit, if I leave the keys, can you take yourself to the hospital? 941 00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,273 - Oh, yeah, sure. - All right, good. 942 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,715 - I got the gun you gave me. - You what? 943 00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,952 Perry! 944 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,078 Now, where you going? 945 00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,670 No, no, no. Don't fight it. 946 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,790 Let it happen, baby. 947 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,992 Perry! 948 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:40,032 Perry, watch out! Goddamn it, turn around! 949 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,077 Son of a bitch! 950 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,751 How about that, you fucking animals! Goddamn cocksuckers. 951 00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,751 - Perry. - Where the hell did you come from? 952 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,036 - He got away. - It's okay. You did good. 953 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,795 - I couldn't shoot him, Perry. Oh, God. - You did fine. You did fine. 954 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,518 We gotta go now. 955 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,638 Hello? 956 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,038 Anyone home? 957 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:12,432 Hello? 958 01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:18,510 Anyone home? I got an injury problem. Hello. 959 01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,957 All right, first things first. You've gotta ditch that car. 960 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,397 I know, I know. I've- 961 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,633 I know you said that there was gonna be consequences, but fuck. 962 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,711 I saw him shot to death. 963 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:35,590 - I was scared. - Look, it's okay, yeah. 964 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,155 We can absolutely talk about it, all right? 965 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,595 Thank you. Thank you so much. 966 01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,320 It's nothing against your boss. I'm grateful. I just- 967 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:46,754 I spoke to him. 968 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,639 You'll never have to go through anything like that again. 969 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,472 I swear. 970 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,831 Promise? 971 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,479 Yep. 972 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,394 Who are you? 973 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,630 Who are you? 974 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,879 Who-? 975 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,199 Well, hey. 976 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:02,232 So you still here, huh, tough guy? 977 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,312 Oh, you got a gun, I see. 978 01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,592 Well, damn, you are tough. 979 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:57,752 Sorry. 980 01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:12,397 Fuck. 981 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,351 Hey. Hey! 982 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:26,555 Sit. 983 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,911 - Yeah? What? - Where the hell are you? 984 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:39,635 I'm with one of the kidnappers. One of them, anyhow. I shot him. He's dead. 985 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,074 Come here, you fuck. 986 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,271 Wipe the place clean and get out of there. 987 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:44,913 I want to, but I can't. 988 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,351 - So do it. - My fingerprint's here. The dog's got it. 989 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:52,559 - No one's gonna dust the fucking dog. - He's got the finger, asshole... 990 01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:55,678 - ...with the print part. - Get the finger, kill the dog, get out. 991 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,796 Hang on. 992 01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,350 Shit. Well, I think.... 993 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,516 I think we're safe. 994 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,433 Harry? 995 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:09,550 - Harry? - Hey, Perry, I shot a guy. 996 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,309 I never did that before. 997 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,352 Harry, listen- 998 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,473 - link to the items found in the Silver Lake home... 999 01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:29,108 ...to the kidnap-murder of socialite Veronica Dexter. 1000 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,829 Police theorize a falling out between the kidnappers... 1001 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,072 ...resulting in at least two deaths, and possibly a third tonight. 1002 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:38,277 So this evening, was it Johnny Gossamer enough for you? 1003 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,876 To tell you the truth, Johnny Gossamer always has a way bigger ending. 1004 01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,429 There's always the part where the guy gets tortured. 1005 01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:48,354 Yeah, tortured, sure. Then he usually breaks free and shoots, like, 16 guys. 1006 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,836 Yeah, 16 guys. It's always 16. That's funny. 1007 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:59,953 So this thing, it's over, right? They say the kidnappers are all dead, so.... 1008 01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,588 Well, Harry, I'd be lying to you if I didn't say... 1009 01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:05,194 ...that I still didn't have a few questions. 1010 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,839 Harmony's sister. 1011 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,117 If she stumbles on a murder plot, why hire me to film it? 1012 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:13,192 - Why not simply go to the police? - Right. And I still think... 1013 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,272 ...this Veronica Dexter father-daughter business is wanky. 1014 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,318 So the whole reconcilement thing? 1015 01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:21,118 "Reconciliation," idiot. 1016 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:25,353 She comes back to the States, drops the lawsuit, moves in with her father. 1017 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:28,239 - Suddenly they're inseparable? - So, what are you saying? 1018 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,556 We're gonna, like, probe deeper? 1019 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,318 - Absolutely not. - What? 1020 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:34,630 What are you talking about? My sister paid you. 1021 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:36,910 - What, you're gonna bail? - Harmony... 1022 01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:39,230 ...do you want your sister's money back? Done. 1023 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,789 In the meantime, back off. 1024 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,757 Before you get me and Harry killed. 1025 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,992 Pardon me. 1026 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,230 Hey, I lucked out. They gave me the same room. 1027 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:03,789 - Lucky you. - It's pretty good. You wanna come up? 1028 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:06,713 No, I don't wanna come up. Why would I go up there? 1029 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,673 - They cleaned it. - The car is coming. I'm going. Jesus. 1030 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,079 You know what, Harry? Stop. 1031 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:19,117 Why'd you lie to me? 1032 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,790 It was an excuse to stay around you. So I think, in the realm of lies- 1033 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,592 You are such a dumb-ass. 1034 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,510 - I am so not who you think I am, Harry. - And who would that be? 1035 01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:34,240 You think I'm- You think I'm amazing. 1036 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,835 You do. You think I'm so amazing... 1037 01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,996 ...because that's who I told you I'd be. 1038 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:40,673 Yeah, that was the game plan. 1039 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:43,440 - You know what? It worked. - No one else thinks so. 1040 01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,791 - My opinion doesn't count? - No, it doesn't. 1041 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,319 Because you're new here. 1042 01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:50,357 Look around, there's younger and better. 1043 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,835 I don't want younger and better, I want you. 1044 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,110 I'm such a moron. I'm sorry. You know what- 1045 01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,198 - It doesn't matter, I'm going. Look, just- - I'm such an idiot. 1046 01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,159 I steal shit. 1047 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,716 - Come again? - That's what I do for a living. 1048 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,552 I steal audio-visual components. 1049 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,917 I steal. I robbed a house. I stole this watch. 1050 01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:17,789 It's a cool watch. It's got this little light thing. I stole this gum... 1051 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,356 ...from the lobby, because it was kind of a rush. 1052 01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,634 I've never finished anything that I've started my entire life. 1053 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:30,759 Not school, not marriage, nothing. 1054 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,711 And I have this thing where, like halfway in the middle, I just... 1055 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,598 ...and I cut and run. 1056 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,633 Like the other night when you were all over me... 1057 01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:41,870 ...and you gave up and just went for it with- 1058 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:45,555 Prime example. I switched to the ugly friend. Homely friend. She's not ugly. 1059 01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:47,876 She's homely. 1060 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,471 Don't go. Please. 1061 01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,278 Not yet. 1062 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,998 This isn't finished. 1063 01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,719 - Turn around. - Why? 1064 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,474 - Just turn around. - What, my tag's out? 1065 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,950 - This dump have a bar? - Yeah. 1066 01:08:12,280 --> 01:08:15,078 - Call me "Slick" from here on out. - That was such a good job. 1067 01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:17,032 You snagged a ton of gum. 1068 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,192 - I mean, petty theft- - Oh, Harry. 1069 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,114 I really didn't need that last shot of tequila. 1070 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,192 Oh, God. 1071 01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,275 I just had a weird thought. 1072 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:45,955 Veronica Dexter. I saw the body up close. Hell, I carried the damn thing. 1073 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,351 Both times, the dress was soaked through, so it was transparent. So- 1074 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,988 God, Harry, where are you going with this? 1075 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,111 No, no, no. It's just- 1076 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,558 Perry said this chick was deep into the born-again bit... 1077 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:02,714 ...so it's probably nothing, but just if she had on underwear... 1078 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,512 ...I didn't see any. 1079 01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,956 - I guess I'm taking the couch. - Yeah. Thanks. 1080 01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:16,432 Or you can sleep here. But it would only be sleeping, Harry. 1081 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:21,033 If that's gonna frustrate you. 1082 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,437 Let's see. 1083 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,789 Oh, Harry. 1084 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,510 So long ago. 1085 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:42,719 Didn't really turn out the way we hoped, did it? 1086 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:49,357 I guess if I racked my brain, I could think of worse places to be. 1087 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:55,275 - Is that so, Whitey? - Whitey? 1088 01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,510 - Calling me a knight? - Maybe, yeah. 1089 01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,592 Except for the boner. That's not too knightly. 1090 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,797 The hell it isn't. Actually, it's nightly and most mornings. 1091 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,871 Fuck it, I'm not a knight. I'm sorry. 1092 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,429 I'm thinking- I'm going nuts, so I think maybe... 1093 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,795 - ...the couch is good. - What? Stop. Harry. 1094 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,916 Or I can keep drinking until it goes away. 1095 01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:21,435 Harry, seriously, if you're at all uncomfortable... 1096 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,795 ...I am more than happy to do something. 1097 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,433 - For chrissake, no. - Why not? 1098 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,592 I don't want you to offer it as- Not, "It's a courtesy freebie. " 1099 01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,756 - You're so anal. - I don't want the backup: 1100 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,718 "Let me just give you a hand here"... 1101 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:39,079 ...as a kind of, like, default backup thing. 1102 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,832 You're gonna stop calling me. 1103 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,752 No. You know, that's crazy. 1104 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,672 I swear to God, this is it. 1105 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,314 You are the dream girl. You always have been. 1106 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,869 This is destiny. 1107 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,117 Okay. 1108 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:20,913 Before we do this... 1109 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:23,753 ...I have a little confession to make. 1110 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:28,752 My best friend! You said you were going to drop by his house, wave goodbye. 1111 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,315 I was leaving for L.A. I was never gonna see him- 1112 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,072 - He looked sad. - He looked sad? 1113 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,470 - Yes, he did. - You slept with Chook Chutney. 1114 01:11:35,680 --> 01:11:38,069 Fuck. For chrissake, Harry, it was forever ago. 1115 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,310 Come on, I was a different person back then. 1116 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:42,670 - You slept with Chook. Excuse me. - Come on. 1117 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:44,717 - Watch your hand. - Harry! 1118 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:27,035 - Yeah. - Harry, was she raped? 1119 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:30,191 The Dexter girl, was she raped? 1120 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:34,516 No, the ME's report showed no indication of rape stuff. 1121 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,398 You slept with Chook Chutney. 1122 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:57,234 Wake up. Harry, wake up. 1123 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,870 - Get up. - What's up? 1124 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,395 Harmony's in trouble. Get dressed. 1125 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:05,118 Let's go. 1126 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,351 Perry, it's me. Listen, this Veronica Dexter business stinks. 1127 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,636 I'm gonna go check on something Harry said. 1128 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,756 Call me. If I'm right, you'll shit. 1129 01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:16,998 - What did you say to her? - Nothing. 1130 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,112 - I don't get what's happening. - She solved this thing. 1131 01:13:20,280 --> 01:13:24,558 That sly little minx of yours has solved this case, and now I can't find her. 1132 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:26,676 - You're worried. - You're not worried? 1133 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,478 Of course. If you are, I should be. 1134 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,398 Now, what did you say? Think. 1135 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,398 - You said something about the case. - Yeah. Yeah. 1136 01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,192 What? 1137 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,110 I tell him about destiny. He's shaking his head. 1138 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:47,068 About dream girls, he doesn't care. I mention the underwear thing... 1139 01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,798 ...he has a fucking conniption. 1140 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,916 And you? How about it, filmgoer? 1141 01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,354 Have you solved the case of the dead people in L.A.? 1142 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:57,988 Times Square audiences, don't shout at the screen. 1143 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,754 And stop picking at that, it'll just get worse. 1144 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:06,033 - This won't take a second. - Right. 1145 01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,954 Hi. How are you doing tonight? 1146 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,997 They gave away my crickets. 1147 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,919 Excuse me, you wouldn't, by chance, happen to have seen this woman? 1148 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:34,789 No. I don't like him. Kurt Cobain, he took my cricket. 1149 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,313 Of course. That's sad. 1150 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:39,677 Ma'am, I hope you won't be offended when I ask you... 1151 01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:43,150 ...if you're wearing anything at all underneath your hospital blues. 1152 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,835 Any undergarments. It's important. 1153 01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,674 That's the clue. Veronica Dexter was a patient here. 1154 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:05,196 Private mental clinic, where even nice girls don't wear undies. 1155 01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:08,392 How could she be here and meanwhile, she's out having parties? 1156 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,553 Think. First she hates her dad, then loves him. Has a lawsuit, withdraws it. Why? 1157 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:14,955 - I'll tell you why. - Oh, my God. 1158 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,995 Oh, my God. So it's two different girls, right? 1159 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:24,550 He stashed his daughter in here, and then he put the ringer on the street. 1160 01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,752 He needs someone who looks like her to withdraw the complaint. 1161 01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:29,958 - It's been 10 years. - This is nuts. 1162 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,435 - It's right out of a Gossamer book. - Of course... 1163 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,353 ...because the guy who planned the crimes has all the books. 1164 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:39,877 He's read them all. They're in his house. Plus, he was in that piece of shit... 1165 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,712 ...movie. 1166 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,471 You're telling me the girl imposter- 1167 01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:46,750 A desperate man needs a replacement daughter. 1168 01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:48,876 Along comes a girl, Harmony's sister. 1169 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:52,629 - Fresh off the bus, looking for her dad. - I'd say I found my imposter. 1170 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,870 Let's get out of here. 1171 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,598 - So where did she go from here? - Shut up, I'm thinking. 1172 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,199 By the way, this thing: 1173 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,271 Single gayest thing you've ever done. 1174 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:06,278 - Evening, gentlemen. - Hi, we are so incredibly lost. 1175 01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,032 Mr. Van Shrike, hello. 1176 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:10,470 You look chilly. Come back inside. 1177 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,069 I'm from back East. I'm kind of digging the cold. 1178 01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:16,909 - Fuck! He's the one who said it. - Or I can kill you here. 1179 01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,916 Harry, I was thinking some more about this reality versus fiction. 1180 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:28,756 Like in the movies, when a guy sticks a gun at some schmuck's back and says: 1181 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,952 - "Let's take a walk. " He's got a hostage. - I've seen that movie. 1182 01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:35,476 In reality, the pros like about five feet of separation. 1183 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:39,349 That's so the schmuck doesn't take the gun back and make him eat it. 1184 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,549 Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. 1185 01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,876 Watch it. 1186 01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:54,440 - Tell us where Harmony is. - Fuck you, Mary. 1187 01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:57,558 You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop. " 1188 01:16:57,760 --> 01:17:01,275 This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble. 1189 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:05,797 For chrissake, who are you protecting? It's all over. Dexter is going down. 1190 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,150 - Down. - I know about Veronica's lawsuit. 1191 01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:11,477 I know Dexter was facing ruin. I even know he switched daughters. 1192 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:14,837 Which, for God's sake, actually did work for a while, till last week. 1193 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,508 - Then he had to kill her, huh? - Put a sock in it. 1194 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:19,910 - I'm asking a question. - If you ask questions... 1195 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,640 ...then it seems like we don't know anything. Okay? 1196 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:25,598 And for the record, it was the boyfriend, the guy from Paris. 1197 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,270 He would've spotted the fake and said, "That's not Veronica. " Am I right? 1198 01:17:29,440 --> 01:17:31,476 - Fuck you! - Exactly. 1199 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:34,154 So Dexter had Veronica killed, threw a dress on her... 1200 01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,670 ...dumped the body and walked away clean, except for one little thing. 1201 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:40,917 - Underpants. - One tiny little pair of undies. 1202 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:42,519 Yeah. 1203 01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:46,551 You think that's funny, huh? I'm gonna break your nose now. 1204 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:50,555 I want you to picture a bullet inside your head. Can you do that for me? 1205 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,517 Fuck you. 1206 01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:55,319 - Anyway, that's ambiguous. - Ambiguous? I don't think so. 1207 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,994 He means when you say, "Picture it inside your head"... 1208 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,390 ...is that "a bullet will be inside your head"... 1209 01:18:00,560 --> 01:18:03,279 - ...or "picture it in your head"? - Harry, will you shut up. 1210 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,477 I don't know anything about a girl, seriously. I was bluffing. 1211 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:10,713 - I think that you are bluffing right now. - Harry, what are you doing? 1212 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:13,075 What I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff... 1213 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:18,434 ...is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?" Where is she? 1214 01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:21,154 Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? 1215 01:18:21,360 --> 01:18:23,999 Where is the girl? 1216 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,993 What did you just do? 1217 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,510 - I just put in one bullet, didn't I? - You put a live round in that gun? 1218 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:32,353 Yeah, there was like an 8 percent chance. 1219 01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:35,956 - Eight? Who taught you math? - Maybe it was more. I don't know- 1220 01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,232 Shit! 1221 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,757 - Hello? - Perry, is that you? 1222 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,831 - Hey, it's me. - Hi, Harmony. 1223 01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:44,712 - What's going on? - Where are you? 1224 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,313 - At home. - You're at home? 1225 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:49,392 I just got back. I was in the Hills all day. Shitty reception. 1226 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,711 - You don't sound so good. - Why aren't you following your lead? 1227 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,831 Oh, forget it. It's just crazy. 1228 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,837 No, it's not crazy. Listen- 1229 01:18:57,040 --> 01:19:00,271 - It's right out of a Gossamer book. - Don't talk. Listen. 1230 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,550 - Eight percent. - And you, stop multiplying. 1231 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:05,314 No, not you. Listen, call downtown... 1232 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:08,153 ...see if Veronica Dexter's body has gone to the mortuary. 1233 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:10,595 If it has, see if there's a cremation scheduled. 1234 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:13,752 - Wait, Perry. - Call me back right away. 1235 01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:18,919 Look, he was gonna kill you anyway. He said so. 1236 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,392 Cover him up. I'll get the car. 1237 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:29,798 - All right, that's pretty much all done. - Harry- 1238 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:34,875 I got an idea. I say we take the son of a bitch Dexter down. 1239 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:40,154 To the racetrack and buy the son of a gun a drink. 1240 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:44,791 What do you say, Perry? Oh, fuck, no fair. No fucking fair. 1241 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:48,077 Aurelio, give Mr. Van Shrike a little pat down. 1242 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:58,194 Fucking maricón. 1243 01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,835 Toss it here. Let's see who it is. 1244 01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,552 We're in trouble. Dexter's got us. 1245 01:20:12,040 --> 01:20:14,429 He just asked a carpet-cleaning service to save him. 1246 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,355 Sorry, kid. Good hands, though. 1247 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,472 Thanks. Used to be a magician. 1248 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,391 And for 39.99 we'll carpet up to three rooms in half the time. 1249 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,870 That's a $40 value. Act today. 1250 01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:34,872 That chick in the casket, she won't even match up with that... 1251 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,952 ...ringer you been toting around. You ever think about that? 1252 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,634 He did, Harry. That's why he's cremating the body. 1253 01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:43,678 Yeah, you ready? 1254 01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:48,198 Speak of the devil. Gotta go. 1255 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:51,796 Perry, nice to have known you. 1256 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:53,998 - Harry. - Harry. Yes, of course. 1257 01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,479 Harry from New York. 1258 01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:59,639 I hope you don't judge Los Angeles based solely on your experience tonight. 1259 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,640 I'm kind of scared here, Perry. 1260 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,075 Aurelio, why don't you give the kid a break? 1261 01:21:12,240 --> 01:21:14,674 Do unto others and all that. It's Christmas. 1262 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,910 - Who else knows? - I don't know anything. 1263 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:19,270 I'm not even from here, you fuck-up. 1264 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,436 Mr. Dexter, the coffin's good to go. 1265 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:36,194 Okay, let's burn the bitch. 1266 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,991 You could zap his chest. It'd be easier. 1267 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,111 But we know why you gotta do it down there. 1268 01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:45,396 You like looking at his Johnson, don't you? 1269 01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:47,278 Admit it, dude, you got it in you. 1270 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:54,792 Enough! Look me in the eyes and tell me you've never been with a man. 1271 01:21:55,000 --> 01:21:58,072 - Fuck you, maricón! Fuck you! - That's what you want, isn't it? 1272 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,272 - You want to fuck me. - Stop helping. Stop helping. 1273 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:04,074 - If you are not gay, just say so. - Fuck you, maricón! 1274 01:22:05,160 --> 01:22:07,993 - Look at him. He can't even say it. - Stop helping! 1275 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,668 - Can’t wait to have you as a patient. - Bet you can't. 1276 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:12,711 - This is what you want. Here. - Shut up! 1277 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,798 Take a look. You want some of this right here? Look at this. 1278 01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:17,149 Just shut up! 1279 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,353 Yeah! 1280 01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:27,269 Homophobes never check there. 1281 01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:32,191 Thank God you had a gun in there. I thought it was a gay thing... 1282 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,039 ...like somehow you guys could do that. Sorry. 1283 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:38,112 - Are you okay? - Not really, no. 1284 01:22:38,480 --> 01:22:40,994 Gentlemen, let's wrap it up and get out of here. 1285 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:46,317 - Who's driving? - I tell you what, I'll flip you for it. 1286 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:48,232 All right. 1287 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,471 - This way, come on. - Shit! 1288 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,669 - Yeah. - Hey, Harmony, it's me. 1289 01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,751 Oh, God, how did you get away? 1290 01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:07,520 I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls. 1291 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:11,349 I can't get to my car. We're near Olive and the freeway. Can you pick us up? 1292 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,239 I'm in a van with the body. I'll be there in 30 seconds. 1293 01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:17,034 All right, be where I can see you. Be ready to move. 1294 01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:21,949 Shit, they're on my tail. I gotta go. 1295 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:35,876 Right there. She's right there! Shit. 1296 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,672 Harmony! 1297 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:03,276 Harmony! 1298 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,077 - Harmony! - Harry, don't! 1299 01:24:47,600 --> 01:24:51,309 Come on, we gotta go. They're coming back around. Harmony's down there. 1300 01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,910 Perry, what's wrong? 1301 01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:00,237 Come on, breathe. 1302 01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:16,397 Harry. 1303 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,758 Harold. 1304 01:25:47,160 --> 01:25:48,912 Harold... 1305 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:52,437 ...use your awesome might. 1306 01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:55,996 Save me from this hopeless plight. 1307 01:25:57,400 --> 01:25:59,914 Harold... 1308 01:26:48,320 --> 01:26:49,799 Harmony! 1309 01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:05,310 Captain Fucking Magic. 1310 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,273 Come on! 1311 01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:25,393 No. 1312 01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,878 There, all done. 1313 01:27:37,240 --> 01:27:38,992 Finished. 1314 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,553 Harry. 1315 01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:55,276 - Did you call me? - Harry, you're shot. 1316 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:57,749 No, no. Look, you want to see something cool? 1317 01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:03,869 Cool! This stopped the bullet, Harry. 1318 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:12,996 No, not really. 1319 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:15,239 Oh, Harry. 1320 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:17,954 Oh, God, Harry. 1321 01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:22,318 Harry. 1322 01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:35,872 - Hi. Welcome back. - Yeah. 1323 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:41,110 - How many fingers? - Put that cat down, because I'm allergic. 1324 01:28:42,720 --> 01:28:45,359 You feeling okay? How's your...? 1325 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:47,750 - My what? - Well, your.... 1326 01:28:47,960 --> 01:28:51,316 - Everything down there. - I can't believe he told you that. 1327 01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:55,756 It's Christmas, where's my present, Slick? 1328 01:28:55,960 --> 01:28:58,076 Your present is you're not in jail, fag-hag. 1329 01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:00,919 Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. 1330 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:04,356 In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending... 1331 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:08,229 ...so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. 1332 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:11,392 I mean, shit, why not bring them all back. 1333 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:16,154 But the point is, in this case, this time, it really happened. 1334 01:29:16,320 --> 01:29:18,788 Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing... 1335 01:29:18,960 --> 01:29:21,474 ...but what do you want me to do, lie about it? 1336 01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,358 So you found something out? 1337 01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:26,512 Yeah. But you're not gonna like it. 1338 01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:29,996 Dexter didn't murder your sister. 1339 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:34,634 That's crazy. He was using my sister to impersonate his daughter, Perry. 1340 01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:37,394 Never happened. I talked to my police guy. 1341 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:44,670 The ringer was a girl named Mia Frye, 23-year-old from Glendale. 1342 01:29:44,880 --> 01:29:47,189 When she wasn't impersonating Veronica Dexter... 1343 01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:49,476 ...she wore a pink wig. 1344 01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:55,672 But my sister sent you up to Big Bear Lake, to his cabin. 1345 01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:00,908 Your sister was convinced that Dexter was her natural father... 1346 01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:03,509 ...so she started following him, hanging around. 1347 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,109 Do you see where I'm going with this? 1348 01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:09,353 One day your sister came calling, and she saw Dexter... 1349 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:11,351 ...in bed with the pink-haired girl. 1350 01:30:11,560 --> 01:30:14,120 What she thought was father and daughter. 1351 01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:16,430 Remember, that's how it would appear. 1352 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:17,953 It was too much for her. 1353 01:30:18,120 --> 01:30:22,352 First the old father, now the shiny new one. 1354 01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:27,315 She couldn't handle it, and she took her own life. 1355 01:30:27,920 --> 01:30:31,799 What she hired me to film wasn't murder, but incest. 1356 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:36,111 I'm sorry. 1357 01:30:36,280 --> 01:30:38,191 So much for unreality. 1358 01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:39,759 I said goodbye... 1359 01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:43,596 ...watched Johnny’s world go back on the fiction shelf. 1360 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,228 But while it lasted, brother... 1361 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,996 ...it was one for the books. 1362 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,674 You should've told me you were arrested five times. 1363 01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:54,839 I should be pissed. 1364 01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,515 You should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady's underpants. 1365 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,671 - That's cross-dressing, imbecile. - Whatever. 1366 01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:04,389 Half those guys are straight. Perfect fathers, love their kids. 1367 01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:06,516 How about you? Did your father love you? 1368 01:31:06,680 --> 01:31:10,514 Sometimes. You know, when I dressed up like a bottle. How about yours? 1369 01:31:10,680 --> 01:31:13,558 Well, he used to beat me in Morse code, so it's possible... 1370 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,035 ...but he never actually said the words. 1371 01:31:16,200 --> 01:31:18,395 - Harry. - What? 1372 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,790 Don't steal any more shit. 1373 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,631 You're not a punk. 1374 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:28,394 You bet I'll turn around. 1375 01:31:28,720 --> 01:31:29,948 You like that, huh? 1376 01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:33,396 I saw him in the commissary twice. What is he, like 6'4"? 1377 01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:36,552 He doesn't know he's gay. Look how he walks. 1378 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:38,278 So that's pretty much that. 1379 01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:41,273 We went back to Indiana, the three of us, for Jenna's funeral. 1380 01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:44,996 Don't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings. 1381 01:31:45,160 --> 01:31:46,832 I won't have the movie end 17 times. 1382 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:49,753 There is, though, one final scene for your viewing pleasure. 1383 01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:00,996 Do I know you? 1384 01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:07,388 No. Just in town for the funeral. 1385 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,114 What do you want? 1386 01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:13,279 The zoo was closed, so I thought I'd come here and look at an animal. 1387 01:32:13,480 --> 01:32:14,913 Son of a- 1388 01:32:15,080 --> 01:32:17,799 Who do you think you're talking to? 1389 01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:20,155 I buried my daughter today. 1390 01:32:20,360 --> 01:32:22,396 No. 1391 01:32:22,760 --> 01:32:25,513 You buried her 20 years ago. 1392 01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:29,599 Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. 1393 01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:33,548 You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit. 1394 01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:36,516 Who are you? 1395 01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,357 I loved my girl. 1396 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:43,550 You fucker! If I could get out of this bed- 1397 01:32:43,720 --> 01:32:46,996 Yeah? Well, you can't. 1398 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,110 You bastard! 1399 01:32:53,480 --> 01:32:55,869 An old man that can't defend himself. 1400 01:32:56,080 --> 01:32:57,832 Big tough guy. 1401 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,274 Yeah, that's right. 1402 01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,990 Big tough guy. 1403 01:33:16,160 --> 01:33:21,109 I prefer Genaros, but what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off fish. 1404 01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:32,789 That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas. 1405 01:33:32,960 --> 01:33:36,475 That was some pretty harsh shit with the old guy back there, right? 1406 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,473 But whatever, he's creepy. Fuck him. Don't worry about him. 1407 01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:41,710 Anyhow, so.... 1408 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:43,518 Thanks for coming. 1409 01:33:43,680 --> 01:33:47,070 Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me. 1410 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:49,951 If I had to sum it up, and I do- 1411 01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:52,429 Because, you know, it's, like, the end. 1412 01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:56,912 - I would say that this movie is about- It's about friendship. 1413 01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,196 - Friendship is sacred. - What are you doing? 1414 01:33:59,360 --> 01:34:00,998 I'm trying to wrap up the movie... 1415 01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:03,355 ...and leave the people with a message. 1416 01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:07,158 I've got a message for you. Get your feet off my fucking desk. 1417 01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:09,311 Sorry. I work for Perry now. 1418 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:11,118 - And stop narrating. - Obviously. 1419 01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:13,555 That's it. Please stay for the end credits. 1420 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:16,951 If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's someone's nephew. 1421 01:34:17,120 --> 01:34:18,917 Don't forget to validate your parking. 1422 01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:21,196 For all of you good people in the Midwest... 1423 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,873 ...sorry we said "fuck" so much. 1424 01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:24,758 - Say good night. - Thanks again. 1425 01:34:24,920 --> 01:34:26,672 Now, go. Vanish. 1426 01:34:27,305 --> 01:34:33,645 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org