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NARRATOR:
They called him Machete.
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MACHETE:
$70 a day for yard work.
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100 for roofing.
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Get in.
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125 for septic.
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Sewage.
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Have you ever killed anyone before?
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MAN: As you may know,
illegal aliens such as yourself
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are being forced out of our country
at an alarming rate
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for the good of both our people.
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Our new senator must die.
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And for that I will pay you $150,000...
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cash.
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NARRATOR: He was given an offer
he couldn't refuse.
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MACHETE: I cost the most...
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'cause I'm the best there is.
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Aah!
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NARRATOR:
Set up, double-crossed,
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and left for dead.
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MACHETE: I took a vow of peace.
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And now you want me
to help you kill all these men?
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Yes, bro.
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I mean, Padre.
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I'll see what I can do.
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(tires screech)
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NARRATOR:
He knows the score.
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Where are my wife and daughter?!
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NARRATOR: He gets the women.
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# He's back #
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# Machete #
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And he kills the bad guys.
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No!
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Oh, shit.
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You mean that a Mexican day laborer
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is a goddamn Federale?!
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NARRATOR:
But they soon realized...
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He's coming after us.
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NARRATOR:
...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
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- Uhh!
- NARRATOR: Action.
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Suspense.
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(shouting)
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Aaaah!
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NARRATOR: Emotion.
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Please, Father, have mercy.
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God has mercy. I don't.
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NARRATOR: If you're gonna
hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
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you better make damn sure
the bad guy isn't you.
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Machete.
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Rated "X".
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Brought to you from your friends
at The Weinstein Company.
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(kitten meows)
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(animal snarls)
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(distant light applause)
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Real pretty tonight, Holly.
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God damn it, girls.
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If you're gonna do that shit,
do it onstage!
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Smokin' hot. Whew!
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Cherry, darlin',
I told you too many fuckin' times--
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you can't be up there cryin'
and all that shit.
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You know what a go-go dance is?
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Useless talent number 12?
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No, it's a happy dance.
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You get up there
and you dance happy.
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It's go-go, not cry-cry.
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I'm quitting.
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You say that
at least one night a week.
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I mean it this time.
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I need a dramatic change in my life.
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I've always said you're funny.
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Like that Chris Rock...
only prettier.
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But if you don't stop
all that cryin' and shit,
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I'm gonna have to fire
your fuckin' ass,
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and I don't want to fire your ass
'cause I like lookin' at your ass.
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"Any girl leaving early
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"must check out with their finger
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and have a bye-bye slip."
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Here's my finger.
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And here's my bye-bye slip.
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MAN: We're gonna need some cash.
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(growling)
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Dick. Fuck!
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Aah!
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Oh!
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Ass bag!
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(horn honks)
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Aah!
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(grunting)
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All right, boys. Come on.
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All right, all right. Come on.
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You guys know the drill, huh?
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Wait here, Lieutenant.
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I'll handle this.
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Hey, Abby.
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I can see you've had
a spot of trouble, Romey.
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Would you like to tell me
what happened?
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Well, they-- they escaped.
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Uh...
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All three?
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Yeah, I--
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I don't know, uh--
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I don't know how they did it.
Just, they got out--
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I'm sorry, Romey,
but I just don't trust you anymore.
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And you know the rules.
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Hold on.
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I'm out.
I swear, Abby, I'm-- I'm--
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You're not gonna
see me anymore, okay?
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ABBY: Not so fast.
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I also want your balls.
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I'm really quite attached to them.
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ABBY: Oh, sweetheart.
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I was really attached to my specimens.
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Now they're out there in the night
doing God knows what.
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I can't do it, Abby. Please.
Please, Abby.
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Hey. Hey! What are you guys--
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Let me go, you motherfuckers!
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Son of a bitch!
Abby! Listen!
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You don't need Abby!
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There's more!
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There's more!
I can get you all you want! Abby!
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Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!
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Let me go, you son of a bitch!
I can get you more!
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No! No! No! Aah!
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Aaaaah!
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(blade slices)
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(squish)
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Pick this up, please.
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(electronic screeching)
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(beeping)
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(screeching stops)
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Where's the shit?
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The shit's right there.
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The deal is still good.
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No, it's not.
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You held out on me.
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Now I want all of it.
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(tires screech)
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Uhh!
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(screams)
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(grunting)
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Looks like I got you
by the balls, Abby.
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You certainly have.
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MULDOON: So...
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I'll ask you one more time.
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Where's...
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the...
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shit?
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Everywhere.
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(all screaming)
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Oh, balls.
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(tires screeching)
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Get that thing away from my pumps!
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It's just overheating.
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I need to get to town.
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It's just a stripped radiator cap.
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Water leaks when it heats up.
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No pressure.
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You okay?
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I'm just cherry.
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Go on and have a seat anywhere.
I'll be right in.
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Here, take this with you.
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That's your good spring water.
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Ain't nothin' good about it.
I bottled it myself.
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I get it right there out of the dam.
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Thanks...
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J.T.
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We're serving inside tonight.
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The best barbecue in Texas
around the clock.
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I gotta go.
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Savin' lives, are you?
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Now, how did you know that?
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(starts engine)
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Now, that's a rump roast.
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Mmm.
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(buzz)
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(groaning)
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Open the shades.
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Get some light in here.
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Nice night.
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Coffee.
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Oh, shit.
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I couldn't get off work this week.
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But you only have to stay till 10:00.
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(whispering) A friend of mine will be here before
10:00 to pick up Tony.
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TONY: I'm going to eat your brains
and gain your knowledge.
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What did I tell you?
No playing with toys at the table.
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- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.
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There's a packed suitcase
under his bed.
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Give it to Tony to take with him
when my friend picks him up.
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I'll leave him watching TV.
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But you need to be here
in the next 20 minutes.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what happened to your tooth?
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Fell out.
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Wow.
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Think you can say a prayer
for your old man?
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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
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No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
Amen.
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Amen.
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Who was that you were talking to?
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Babysitter.
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She's on her way.
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- You believe her?
- No.
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Me, neither.
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(inhales sharply)
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(grunts)
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Fucking catastrophe.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How's it goin', J.T.?
- All right.
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- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah, all night.
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Cup of coffee
and a pack of cigarettes, please.
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(dog whines)
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Free of charge.
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Tonight...
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is a special night.
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What's so special about tonight?
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Been open 25 years.
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You should've thrown a party.
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I did. See the balloons?
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You're the second person
to show up tonight.
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Who's the first?
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Right there.
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Must be passin' through.
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Seems only strangers eat here.
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I still eat here, J.T.
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Oh, yeah, you sure do.
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By the way, don't choke
on all that food you're eatin'.
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Hello, Palomita.
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I don't go by that name anymore.
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Why not?
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'Cause it's the name you gave me.
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So, uh...
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you ever become that--
that fancy doctor?
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Never did.
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I thought for sure you would.
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Talked about it enough.
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That's the problem with goals--
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they become the thing you talk about
instead of the thing you do.
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That's my jacket.
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I looked for it for two weeks.
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Yeah? How long did you
look for me, Wray?
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Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me.
You didn't.
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So, um...
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what are you doing now?
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I'm going to be a standup comedian.
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Really?
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You're not funny.
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That's what I've been trying
to tell everybody,
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but they all say I'm hysterical.
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But you're not.
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Great. Well, that's just fantastic,
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because I believed everybody,
and I've already booked shows in town.
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Now what am I gonna do?
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Yeah. Yeah, that--
that sucks, really.
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There's a difference
between being frank
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and being dick.
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Yeah, well...
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it was really good seeing you again.
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Oh. Um...
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what name do you go by now...
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in case I want to catch
one of your shows?
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Cherry.
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Cherry Darling.
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Sounds like a stripper.
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No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
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There's a difference.
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Right.
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Well...
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you'll always be Palomita to me.
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I need a ride.
273
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,845
(dog whines)
274
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,278
What do you say, El Wray?
275
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,616
I'll give you a ride.
276
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,130
Good-bye, Bill.
277
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,464
- Don't you mean "see you later"?
- Of course.
278
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,302
Hey. What's up, Doc?
279
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,476
The little lady's lookin'
pretty good there, I gotta say.
280
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,172
Looks like she could suck
the bend out of a river.
281
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,338
I'm kiddin'. Heh.
282
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,074
- Take a look at that shit.
- BILL: What happened to your arm?
283
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,415
Well, uh... I got bit.
284
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,785
Bit? Bit by what?
285
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,188
Well, if I told you,
you probably wouldn't believe me.
286
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,150
I need some Bactine or something?
287
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,353
Whew.
288
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,691
Can't you just... sew it up?
289
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,462
Well, normally I would.
290
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:19,333
I'd even be doing something
to stop the bleeding.
291
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,566
The only problem is
this one doesn't bleed.
292
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,437
DR. FELIX:
Oh, shit. Check this out.
293
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,670
When this was still a military hospital,
294
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,770
this one guy came back
from Iraq with this.
295
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,871
Whew!
296
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:31,109
Chronic herpetic lesions.
297
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,743
When he urinated, it came out
through all these little holes here,
298
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:34,979
kind of like a fountain.
299
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,544
Oh, Jesus.
300
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,146
Well, how'd you treat it?
301
00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:42,354
Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.
302
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,555
Good for you. The shit they spread
around there you wouldn't believe.
303
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,530
I swear to God.
I've got these Iraqi eyeballs
304
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,567
a friend of mine brought back
to do some studies on.
305
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,761
Incredible. They were
completely milked over.
306
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,360
Mustard gas--
it does that to your eyes.
307
00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:53,837
Actually, I still have those in my fridge.
308
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:56,737
Bot fly, do you think?
309
00:22:56,809 --> 00:23:00,142
DR. FELIX:
Chronic viral ulcerative lesion.
310
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,873
That looks like gout.
311
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,812
He's running a temperature of 105.
312
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,512
- Is that bad?
- It's high.
313
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:08,883
Bad will be 108.
314
00:23:08,954 --> 00:23:12,549
You could have a seizure,
go psychotic.
315
00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:14,855
And-- and probably die.
316
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:16,819
Say "ahh."
317
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,330
- Ahh.
- Oh! Jesus!
318
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,229
Oh, nice.
319
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,665
Black abscessed tongue.
320
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,226
All abscesses
should be drained, period.
321
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,607
(squishing)
322
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,269
(muffled) What are you doing?
323
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:35,538
Shut up, Joe.
324
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:46,914
(beep)
325
00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,620
Baby... get the needles.
326
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,092
Be right there.
327
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,431
BILL: (over speaker)
Right now.
328
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:57,366
Asshole.
329
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,581
It's spreading.
330
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:15,713
Holy shit.
331
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,915
- When did you say you got this bite?
- Just now.
332
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,457
See this?
333
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:22,926
This shows the advanced stages
of gangrene and epidermal rot.
334
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:24,656
- And this over here...
- Advanced rot?
335
00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:28,325
...shows the swelling of tissues
and the lack of any type of circulation.
336
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,868
See, you're telling me
that you just got this bite?
337
00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,404
- Yeah, just like a half hour ago.
- What I'm seeing here
338
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,770
is a deep impact wound
with several virals
339
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,502
and secondary bacterials,
340
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:40,636
and that, by the accumulation of
denuded tissue around the incision marks,
341
00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:45,082
indicates that you've had this bite
for over 14 days.
342
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,811
DR. FELIX:
Uh... uh, at least 14 days.
343
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,114
Could that be possible?
344
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,747
14 days? No way. I mean--
345
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,984
Well... what is today?
346
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:55,290
Today's Wednesday.
347
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,488
The 15th.
348
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,055
Of April.
349
00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,726
Aw, hell. Can't I just get
a tetanus shot or something?
350
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,799
We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
351
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,600
Lose the arm?
What do you mean, lose the arm? My arm?
352
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,197
It's spreading all the way
up to your shoulder.
353
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,005
Now, if we don't sever that arm now,
it's gonna take over your chest,
354
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:14,170
and we can't very well
cut that off, can we?
355
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,770
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?
356
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:17,744
Hi, Joe.
357
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:22,042
I'm going to give you
a very strong anesthetic,
358
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,385
so you won't feel anything
during the procedure.
359
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,548
These...
360
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,857
(whispers)
...are my friends.
361
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:29,053
My yellow friend...
362
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,363
- ...is just to take the sting off.
- Aah!
363
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,363
My blue friend...
364
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:37,925
you'll barely feel.
365
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:42,133
That means my yellow friend
is already taking effect.
366
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,697
See how fast my friends work?
367
00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:48,678
(distorted voice)
And after my red-headed friend...
368
00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,840
(whispers)
...you'll never see me again.
369
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,907
(echoing)
...see me again, see me again.
370
00:25:59,158 --> 00:26:01,023
They all react differently.
371
00:26:02,461 --> 00:26:04,190
(engine won't start)
372
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,422
Now what?
373
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,490
RADIO DJ:
Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia--
374
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,160
in loving memory.
375
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,205
(beeps)
376
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,611
It's not the radiator.
377
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,446
Damn it.
378
00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,282
(sighs)
379
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,324
(gasps)
380
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,527
(distant groaning)
381
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:49,333
All right.
382
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:50,773
Fuckin' thing.
383
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:52,606
Cheap-- whoa.
384
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:55,973
Damn light.
385
00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,942
Ohh.
386
00:26:58,017 --> 00:27:00,076
(car approaching)
387
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,057
Hey. Hey!
388
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,959
Hey! Bastard!
389
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,429
Bastard!
390
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,332
(breathing heavily)
391
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,499
(muttering)
392
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,498
Oh, thank God.
393
00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:24,633
Oh.
394
00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:26,537
Oh. Hey!
395
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:28,102
- (horn honks)
- Hey! Hey!
396
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,306
(tires screech)
397
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,406
MAN: Get outta
the fuckin' road, bitch!
398
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:35,880
(groaning)
399
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,795
Ohh! Stop!
400
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:46,990
Stop!
401
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:48,863
Please! Stop!
402
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:51,528
(snarling)
403
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:54,265
WOMAN: No! No!
404
00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,500
(chomping and snarling)
405
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:11,418
What the hell was that?
406
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,717
People picking up road kill.
407
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,352
What, like an armadillo?
408
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:19,594
Deer.
409
00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:22,196
You get a lot of them around here.
410
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,767
You know, I read a statistic that said...
411
00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:31,333
that the eating of venison has risen
30% in the last few years.
412
00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,640
60% of that's from road kill.
413
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,648
People eat road kill?
414
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,683
If you're driving out here
at 70 miles an hour
415
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:40,479
and a deer darts out
in front of you,
416
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:43,680
if you blink or brake or swerve--
417
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:45,484
shit, you'll just kill yourself.
418
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,047
So, what do you do?
419
00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:48,718
Just pick 'em off...
420
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,261
just like this.
421
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,819
Send it flying away from you.
422
00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:53,387
Unacceptable.
423
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,989
Not really.
424
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,995
It's just a clear case of you or him.
425
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,505
Or her.
426
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,171
Oh, fuck!
427
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,739
CHERRY: Aah! Aah!
428
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,116
Cherry?
429
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:26,461
I thought you said if you saw a deer,
you shouldn't fucking swerve!
430
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:27,931
It wasn't a deer.
431
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,763
(screaming)
432
00:29:29,835 --> 00:29:33,032
Cherry! Cherry! No!
433
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:51,413
(snarling)
434
00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:52,650
CHERRY: Aah!
435
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,230
(snarling)
436
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,664
Palomita.
437
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,868
- Don't let her die on me, Block.
- What do we got?
438
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,311
Car accident. Heavy contusions
about the torso,
439
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,075
possible spinal trauma...
440
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,741
one severed limb.
441
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,580
Where's the leg?
442
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,485
Three sickos attacked her.
443
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,353
I shot at them.
444
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,588
I never miss.
445
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,257
They took the leg with them.
446
00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:49,472
You'll have to come with us, Wray.
We need to talk about this, you know?
447
00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,913
He has to sign her in.
448
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,143
Do what, now?
449
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:54,117
Well, he's with her.
He's responsible for her.
450
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,155
He can fill this out after we talk.
Let's go.
451
00:30:59,424 --> 00:31:00,618
Okay.
452
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,023
Okay! Fuck!
453
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:04,451
Hey, Block.
454
00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,833
No, you do it.
455
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:15,800
Suit yourself.
456
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,863
(saw buzzes)
457
00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:18,705
What are you doing
with a rifle, Wray?
458
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,238
Nothing.
459
00:31:21,313 --> 00:31:23,975
Just thinking about maybe doing
some hunting when the season breaks.
460
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,539
Come on, Wray.
461
00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,142
You know you're not supposed
to be doing that stuff anymore.
462
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,154
Not even hunting?
463
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,588
Not even hunting.
And you know that.
464
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,250
Not with your history.
465
00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:37,454
And here I stick my neck out for you.
466
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,759
I stick it out far.
467
00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:42,561
Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck
with a missing leg?
468
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,529
A missing leg that's now missing?
469
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:47,697
And here you're saying
in front of everybody
470
00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,604
that someone up and snatched it?
471
00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:51,074
And that you shot at 'em with a gun
472
00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:53,236
that you never should've had
in the first place?
473
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,574
And that now they're gone?
474
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,514
What if I find the leg?
475
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,846
So, now you know where it is?
476
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,910
You'll tell us where it is,
give us a full confession, you're saying?
477
00:32:02,988 --> 00:32:05,115
Sheriff, can we finish
this conversation somewhere else?
478
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,350
My thought exactly.
479
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:13,956
I know it sounds a little arrogant
puttin' up a sign--
480
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:16,523
"Best damn barbecue in Texas..."
481
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,432
- (dog whines)
- "Period."
482
00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,666
But, hell...
483
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,901
who's gonna come in here
and argue about that?
484
00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:28,976
Oh, yeah.
Big contest comin' up.
485
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:30,940
Mm.
486
00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:34,581
I'm workin' on the perfect sauce.
487
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:36,647
Yeah.
488
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,387
That'll put me on the Food Channel.
489
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,450
Put this place back on the map
where it belongs.
490
00:32:43,528 --> 00:32:44,825
I'll talk to you later.
491
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:59,773
Can I interest y'all in a plate of
soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?
492
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,810
(chuckles)
493
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,682
You're from Dinky's, ain't ya?
494
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:10,950
Well, you tell that sumbitch,
495
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,616
he thinks he's gonna come over here
and get my recipes...
496
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:17,925
well, I got a double-barreled answer
to his query right inside.
497
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:23,064
God damn, that's good.
498
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,930
Doctor Block!
499
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,841
Three fresh ones rollin' in!
500
00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:34,037
Christ, you're kidding.
501
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,342
PARAMEDIC: Automobile accident
off of Highway 18.
502
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:37,814
DOAs?
503
00:33:37,883 --> 00:33:39,282
Have Andy pick 'em up.
504
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,047
He's already on 620
picking up another two.
505
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,716
Fucking Wednesday nights.
506
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,392
That's unsanitary, Doc.
507
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,394
Not if I'm the only one using it.
508
00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,760
Helps me monitor
my state of calmness.
509
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,299
Yeah, don't get all worked up
enough to crack it.
510
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,356
Fuck.
511
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,494
You might cut yourself pretty good.
512
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,663
Then I'd know I was not calm.
513
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:09,544
Yeah, what do you say now, Doc?
514
00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:13,007
Somebody call my wife.
515
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,200
WRAY: DC-2?
516
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:35,532
Mm.
517
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:38,233
Yeah.
518
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,645
Well, what about
countering with atropine?
519
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:46,709
Yeah.
520
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,688
Okay. Gotcha, gotcha.
521
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,183
Well, boys, I'm beat.
522
00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:59,025
I gotta get home.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
523
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,429
All right, then.
Thanks for the extra help, Earl.
524
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,161
EARL: Hey, Wray.
525
00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,862
You in trouble again?
526
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,029
Just passin' through, I hope.
527
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,231
EARL: Well, me, too.
528
00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:09,466
WRAY: How's the wife, Earl?
529
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,941
Well, she's not too good.
530
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:15,104
Thanks for askin'.
531
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,741
Most of it's her own doin', you know.
532
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,910
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.
533
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:22,613
Pack a day for 40 years.
534
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:27,122
Yeah, she doesn't want anything
to do with, uh... chemo.
535
00:35:27,192 --> 00:35:31,151
So... it does take its toll.
536
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:33,322
You don't smoke, do you, Wray?
537
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,324
No.
538
00:35:36,201 --> 00:35:38,931
That's probably good.
539
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,370
See y'all.
540
00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,543
SHERIFF HAGUE:
You're gonna start by telling me
541
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:48,306
when you first started
carrying this gun.
542
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,644
And then we'll move up
543
00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:54,150
to when you first set eyes
on this gal Cherry.
544
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,936
(breathing heavily)
545
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,945
(grunting)
546
00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,295
Okay.
547
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:42,294
Okay.
548
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,704
(telephone rings)
549
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,704
Sheriff Hague.
550
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:55,575
It's J.T., Sheriff.
551
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,706
J.T., how's the barbecue business?
552
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:02,210
Ever since that bastard landlord
raised the rent, it's gone to shit.
553
00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:04,346
Well, I'm real sorry
to hear about that.
554
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,821
I wish there was something
I could do.
555
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,257
Right now I ain't callin' my brother.
I'm callin' the sheriff.
556
00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,693
I'm listening. What's the trouble?
557
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,061
Well, there ain't no trouble.
Not yet, anyway.
558
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,794
I got two delinquents been hangin'
around here for over an hour.
559
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,995
They won't purchase
and they won't leave.
560
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,434
Oh, never mind. Here they come.
561
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:25,943
You cook that meat
at 250 degrees, don't you?
562
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,707
I don't remember.
I set the heat with my hand.
563
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:31,613
You give me that recipe, or I'll raise
your rent higher than a Georgia pine.
564
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,151
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna
give you his barbecue recipe.
565
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,380
That's a fact.
He'll take it to his grave.
566
00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,888
I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig,
I ain't gonna tell you.
567
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,585
I could be dyin' in your arms,
I ain't gonna tell you!
568
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,389
- Heh heh heh.
- We'll see about that.
569
00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:48,623
You gonna look...
570
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,735
or you gonna eat?
571
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:01,709
You called for me?
572
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,611
I need for you to see this.
573
00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,508
PARAMEDIC: Looks like a no-brainer.
574
00:38:07,585 --> 00:38:08,984
BILL: What does that mean?
575
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,646
SECOND PARAMEDIC:
No brain.
576
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:13,418
Scooped clean out of her skull.
577
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,220
DR. FELIX: Oh, oh, oh!
I know what this is.
578
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,818
Don't tell me.
Uh... liquefactive necrosis.
579
00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,224
PARAMEDIC: You think?
580
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,458
DR. FELIX:
Oh, sure, yeah.
581
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,125
Thank you. That'll be all.
582
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:32,974
Oh...
583
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,276
Did you know she was back in town?
584
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:42,379
No.
585
00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:45,019
I didn't.
586
00:38:50,395 --> 00:38:52,124
What happened to her?
587
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,192
I don't know, baby.
588
00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:02,597
I thought you stopped
seeing each other.
589
00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:06,842
We have.
590
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:10,648
Well, yes, you have now--
she's fucking dead.
591
00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:14,718
I mean, we--
we stopped before.
592
00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:20,751
I--
593
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:23,020
I haven't talked to her in a while.
594
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,162
But you've written each other.
595
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:35,234
Here and there.
596
00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:37,069
But not--
597
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,666
What are you doing?!
598
00:39:39,577 --> 00:39:42,045
Let me see your last three messages.
599
00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,848
- You have no right.
- I don't?
600
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,883
I don't have a right?
601
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,514
Show it to me.
602
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,351
Show it to me.
603
00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:57,587
No.
604
00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,894
Aah!
605
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:02,330
Now, that's just to take the sting off.
606
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,361
Show it to me.
607
00:40:07,438 --> 00:40:09,429
(crying)
No, please.
608
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,374
- Show... it... to... me!
- Aaahh! Aah! Aah!
609
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,539
(drops syringe)
610
00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:19,174
Now let's see how fast
your friends work.
611
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,291
(whimpering)
612
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:31,860
That's pretty fast.
613
00:40:33,798 --> 00:40:34,992
(beep)
614
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,701
Oh, what do I know, my love?
615
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,431
Exactly.
616
00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:44,236
That you're a cheating, lying...
617
00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:48,242
sack.
618
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,543
I didn't want to hurt you.
619
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,175
BILL: (whispers)
But you did.
620
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,616
Bill...
621
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,745
you're insane.
622
00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:01,518
And I was afraid...
623
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,891
of what you might do to me,
624
00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:06,794
to our son.
625
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:10,130
I'm the mother of your son.
626
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:11,657
Aah!
627
00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,474
And after this one...
628
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,071
I'll never see you again.
629
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:36,625
PARAMEDIC: Doc.
630
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:38,321
What?
631
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:41,024
You gotta see this.
632
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:42,691
I'll be right there.
633
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,470
Where the hell are the bodies?
634
00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:57,480
That's what we wanted to show you.
635
00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:58,606
They're gone.
636
00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,981
They didn't just get up
and walk out, did they?
637
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,611
# Mmm-hmm #
638
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,183
Shut the fuck up!
639
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,930
Somebody take care of this perp for me
before I fucking kill him!
640
00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:14,987
What the hell's going on?
641
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,728
Ah, he was causin' a ruckus
over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,
642
00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:21,499
and the son of a bitch
bit my goddamn finger off.
643
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,166
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself
a goddamn Band-Aid.
644
00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:26,733
I'm not exaggerating,
using colorful speech, Sheriff.
645
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,041
He bit my finger clean off!
646
00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:30,910
Fucking shit!
647
00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,677
Get out there and book him,
648
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,718
'cause I'll fuckin' kill him
if I have to do it.
649
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,344
Carlos, go get him.
650
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,289
Wray, you stay put.
651
00:43:01,779 --> 00:43:03,542
Are you sure he's in there?
652
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,111
He was.
653
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,674
Motherfucker.
654
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:40,279
(dramatic music)
655
00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,480
He's gone.
656
00:43:43,388 --> 00:43:44,753
Broke out the window.
657
00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,790
Where's my finger?
658
00:43:46,858 --> 00:43:48,382
Found your ring.
659
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:51,121
Could it be the same guy
as your leg-snatcher?
660
00:43:51,996 --> 00:43:54,089
WRAY: I didn't get
a good look at mine.
661
00:43:54,165 --> 00:43:56,656
(snarling)
662
00:43:57,835 --> 00:43:59,826
That him over there?
663
00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:21,085
(Carlos screaming)
664
00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:28,930
(snarling)
665
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:48,819
Whoa! Whoa!
666
00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:50,217
Aah!
667
00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:54,854
- Wray?
- (man screaming)
668
00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:58,723
(snarling)
669
00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:07,998
Fuck.
670
00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,166
(grunts)
671
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:14,136
You motherfucker!
672
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,440
Uhh!
673
00:45:23,821 --> 00:45:24,913
(growling)
674
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,851
(screaming)
675
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,035
(snarls)
676
00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:48,210
- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?
677
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:49,507
He's infected.
678
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,979
With what?
679
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:52,242
Everything.
680
00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:55,046
Wray!
Drop the fuckin' gun.
681
00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,717
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?!
682
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,785
I'm gonna go get Cherry!
683
00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:08,559
Fine. But we're taking my car.
684
00:46:14,038 --> 00:46:15,505
I'm riding with you.
685
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:19,500
Don't make any sudden moves.
686
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,813
Viral infections.
687
00:46:34,759 --> 00:46:37,057
They came pouring in.
688
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:40,063
Some are rapidly developing
coliform lesions.
689
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,156
Highly contagious.
690
00:46:42,233 --> 00:46:43,996
What do you think?
691
00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,596
Self-preservation comes to mind.
692
00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:50,163
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.
693
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,807
First let me get my wife.
694
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,184
(saw buzzing)
695
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:15,996
(grunting)
696
00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:22,964
(grunting)
697
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,773
(Bill screaming)
698
00:47:41,726 --> 00:47:44,024
(grunting)
699
00:48:00,911 --> 00:48:03,004
I love you, sweetie.
700
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,604
There you go, bunny rabbit.
701
00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:06,206
Come on, come on.
702
00:48:06,284 --> 00:48:07,945
Open up, now.
703
00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:10,180
I want you to be around for a while,
you understand?
704
00:48:10,254 --> 00:48:12,814
We don't want you checkin' out
right this--
705
00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,620
God... damn.
706
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,619
Ramona.
707
00:48:18,796 --> 00:48:22,095
You been fartin' like a goddamn
pack mule since I met--
708
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,155
God damn!
709
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,861
SHERIFF HAGUE:
I hate to do this to you, Earl,
710
00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:27,403
but we need every man on the job!
711
00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:29,063
The shit has hit the fan!
712
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:32,234
Bring some guns... and ammo!
713
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:34,175
Meet me at my brother's!
714
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:35,712
I gotcha. I'll be there.
715
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,215
Gotta eat quick, sweetie.
716
00:48:39,283 --> 00:48:40,409
Come on.
717
00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,015
Ramona.
718
00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,953
(snarling)
719
00:48:46,490 --> 00:48:47,582
Ramona.
720
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:51,950
Aah!
721
00:49:04,508 --> 00:49:06,806
(grunting)
722
00:49:24,862 --> 00:49:25,521
Uhh!
723
00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:29,054
Aaaah!
724
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,760
Oh, my God.
725
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,735
(grunting)
726
00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:36,399
(explosion)
727
00:49:47,885 --> 00:49:49,876
(engine starts)
728
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:08,271
(explosion, man screaming)
729
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,384
(overlapping shouts)
730
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,119
What the hell is goin' on?
731
00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:31,024
(explosions and screams)
732
00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:34,461
Are you gonna give me a gun?
733
00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,295
Are you fucking kidding me?
734
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,043
(screaming continues)
735
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,885
Fuck.
736
00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,557
Oh! Fuck me!
737
00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,026
SHERIFF HAGUE:
God damn it!
738
00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,825
Let's sort this shit out, boys!
739
00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:09,729
(muttering)
740
00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:13,235
Dumbass.
741
00:51:14,338 --> 00:51:15,327
Yeah.
742
00:51:15,473 --> 00:51:17,873
Not today! Not today!
743
00:51:17,942 --> 00:51:20,240
- (snarling)
- Fucking Wednesday nights!
744
00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:23,806
Aaah!
745
00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:25,872
(screaming)
746
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:37,988
(screams)
747
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:42,655
(screaming)
748
00:51:57,047 --> 00:51:58,241
Uhh!
749
00:52:19,603 --> 00:52:20,934
Palomita?
750
00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:23,665
(gasps)
751
00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,607
Get up. We're leaving.
752
00:52:26,677 --> 00:52:28,110
I can't walk.
753
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:30,305
So what? Get up!
754
00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:31,473
- Get--
- Aah!
755
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:32,641
Uhh!
756
00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:35,509
Motherfucker.
757
00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,213
Look at me!
758
00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:38,482
Look at me!
759
00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:42,257
I was gonna be a standup comedian.
760
00:52:42,326 --> 00:52:43,953
But who's gonna laugh now?
761
00:52:44,028 --> 00:52:45,893
Some of their best jokes
are about cripples.
762
00:52:45,963 --> 00:52:47,055
Let's go.
763
00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:48,758
(crying)
It's not funny. It's pathetic.
764
00:52:48,832 --> 00:52:50,299
Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'...
765
00:52:50,367 --> 00:52:51,527
spilled milk?
766
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,763
I have no leg!
767
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:00,772
(thud, squish)
768
00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:01,868
(grunts)
769
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,212
Now you do.
What do you think?
770
00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:12,085
You could carry me, Wray.
771
00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:14,386
Yeah? You never wanted that before.
772
00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,387
Why start now?
773
00:53:19,930 --> 00:53:20,919
Ah-ah!
774
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,528
Uhh!
775
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:25,694
Ahh!
776
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:26,827
Uhh!
777
00:53:29,506 --> 00:53:31,599
This is fucking ridiculous.
778
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:35,944
(snarling)
779
00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,838
The sheriff must've
taken the others to J.T.'s.
780
00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,008
Get in.
781
00:53:45,022 --> 00:53:46,387
(grunting)
782
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:48,482
God damn it, wait for me.
783
00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:01,863
My leg's stuck in the door!
784
00:54:01,939 --> 00:54:03,873
- It's just wood.
- It's splintering.
785
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:05,704
Will you just leave it alone?
786
00:54:05,776 --> 00:54:07,209
Why is this happening to me?
787
00:54:07,277 --> 00:54:10,178
I don't know. Just--
just do me a favor right now and just...
788
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,044
stay strong.
789
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:14,817
"Stay"?
790
00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:18,354
Yeah, baby. Stay.
791
00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,148
Okay, my name is Electra.
792
00:54:22,226 --> 00:54:23,420
Fucking listen.
793
00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:25,121
My name is Electra.
Her name is Electra, too.
794
00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:27,595
(speaking Spanish)
795
00:54:27,665 --> 00:54:29,292
It's furry.
796
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:30,890
(speaking Spanish)
797
00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,265
No.
798
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:34,031
He's a furry one.
799
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,538
She goes by Lia, I go by El.
El from "Electra", Ame from "Amelia".
800
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:38,700
Does that make
any fucking sense in your head?
801
00:54:40,911 --> 00:54:43,379
You can call me whatever the fuck
you want-- I don't give a shit.
802
00:54:43,447 --> 00:54:46,007
(doorbell rings, knock on door)
803
00:54:52,089 --> 00:54:53,556
Oye, chica.
804
00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,319
- You said 10:00!
- I'm sorry.
805
00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:57,553
We can't be watching your kid
all goddamn night!
806
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,119
Your friend never showed up,
and we got shit to do!
807
00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:01,721
That's right.
808
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,767
Then start doing it.
809
00:55:05,269 --> 00:55:06,497
Oh!
810
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:09,233
Uhh!
811
00:55:10,407 --> 00:55:12,807
Tony! We're leaving!
812
00:55:14,344 --> 00:55:16,039
Wait, my tarantula.
813
00:55:16,113 --> 00:55:17,978
Bring it. Let's go.
814
00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:19,413
And my turtle.
815
00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:21,208
And my scorpion.
816
00:55:21,285 --> 00:55:24,584
We're not all octopuses.
We can't carry everything.
817
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,088
"Octopi."
818
00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:29,091
Ohh... come on, let's go.
819
00:55:35,199 --> 00:55:36,826
Tony, what did I tell you?
820
00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:39,630
You can't bring them all.
Didn't I tell you that?
821
00:55:39,703 --> 00:55:42,171
It's okay. They can live
in the same tank.
822
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,799
What about my pocket bike?
823
00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,172
It's in the trunk.
824
00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:47,642
Aah!
825
00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:50,009
Where do you think you're going,
you fucking bitch?!
826
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:51,180
(gasps)
827
00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:54,240
We're gonna fuckin' kill you!
828
00:55:59,656 --> 00:56:01,123
(shouts)
829
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:03,455
(both shouting at once)
830
00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:13,160
Are you sure you want to do this?
831
00:56:13,237 --> 00:56:14,898
(clatters)
832
00:56:15,639 --> 00:56:17,300
SHERIFF HAGUE:
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
833
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,775
You're all deputies
as of this moment forward.
834
00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:22,436
Except for you, Wray.
835
00:56:31,155 --> 00:56:32,281
Yo.
836
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,721
What do we got?
837
00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:36,555
Something's wrong up there.
838
00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:39,761
J.T. always comes out and greets.
839
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:40,922
Let's go.
840
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,134
Try not to shoot yourselves.
841
00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:48,131
Don't shoot each other.
842
00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:50,704
But especially...
843
00:56:53,277 --> 00:56:54,642
don't shoot me.
844
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:56,473
(grunts)
845
00:57:01,819 --> 00:57:03,218
J.T.?
846
00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,792
Go on! Get off him, Rusty!
847
00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:14,194
(dog whines)
848
00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:19,798
God damn, J.T.
849
00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:22,294
Yah!
850
00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:26,199
(grunting)
851
00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:32,444
- (sighs)
- (J.T. chuckles)
852
00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:33,710
Barbecue?
853
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,116
Asshole.
854
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,555
Damn good sausage link, J.T.
855
00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,353
Best in Texas.
856
00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,587
Must've passed out
after I killed those things.
857
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:47,654
Nice shootin'.
858
00:57:47,731 --> 00:57:50,029
Everybody gather up supplies.
859
00:57:50,100 --> 00:57:51,658
We head out in 20!
860
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:56,864
I think I nailed it.
861
00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,999
Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it.
862
00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:02,409
I finally found my--
my award-winning barbecue sauce!
863
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:05,480
Your blood's in it.
864
00:58:09,686 --> 00:58:11,586
God damn it, he's right.
865
00:58:12,522 --> 00:58:15,184
(horn honking)
866
00:58:20,697 --> 00:58:21,755
(honking)
867
00:58:26,970 --> 00:58:28,096
(honking)
868
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:31,035
Hey, my other tooth fell out.
869
00:58:32,576 --> 00:58:33,873
Heh.
870
00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:37,003
It sure did.
871
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:40,043
Hey, your tooth fell out, too.
872
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,984
We're toothless buddies.
873
00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:48,490
Oh, we sure are.
874
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:58,467
I want you to open that for Mommy.
875
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:04,098
Now, take the gun.
876
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,140
Careful.
877
00:59:07,210 --> 00:59:11,044
And if anyone comes to the door
that isn't me,
878
00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:13,139
I want you to shoot them, okay?
879
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,241
I'm not kidding, Tony.
880
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:16,980
You shoot them...
881
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:19,079
just like your video games.
882
00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:22,091
You shoot them in the head.
883
00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:24,024
What if it's Dad?
884
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:27,120
Especially if it's your dad.
885
00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:39,333
(gasps)
886
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,809
And be careful
where you point that thing.
887
00:59:41,878 --> 00:59:43,243
You'll blow your own face off.
888
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:45,110
I'll be right back.
889
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:47,911
I love you.
(kiss)
890
00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,508
(kiss)
891
00:59:59,863 --> 01:00:00,887
(gunshot)
892
01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:06,795
(screaming)
893
01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:09,694
Tony!
894
01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:13,467
Aah!
895
01:00:13,577 --> 01:00:14,874
Hello, baby.
896
01:00:17,514 --> 01:00:18,503
(rip)
897
01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:19,708
Ohh!
898
01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,515
(snarling)
899
01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:33,228
I'm gonna eat your brains...
900
01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,628
and gain your knowledge.
901
01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:37,496
Stay away!
902
01:00:42,372 --> 01:00:45,205
Look what you did to our son!
903
01:00:52,716 --> 01:00:53,978
Stay away!
904
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:02,450
God damn it, I told you
I didn't want to see you again.
905
01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:04,494
Daddy!
906
01:01:05,629 --> 01:01:07,119
(snarling)
907
01:01:07,197 --> 01:01:08,824
Get your sorry ass in here!
908
01:01:08,899 --> 01:01:09,888
Aah!
909
01:01:12,402 --> 01:01:15,496
If it's escape vehicles you want,
escape vehicles I got.
910
01:01:15,572 --> 01:01:16,869
Right this way.
911
01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:19,036
Watch that meat.
912
01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:20,507
Meet my wife.
913
01:01:20,577 --> 01:01:22,238
(chuckles)
914
01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,336
Jesse James Custom Dominator.
915
01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,814
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue
so goddamn good,
916
01:01:26,883 --> 01:01:29,317
he made this baby for me
free of fuckin' charge. Heh heh heh.
917
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,411
Got anything that could
transport more people?
918
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,180
Where's the top?
919
01:01:35,258 --> 01:01:37,488
This baby's chopped permanent.
920
01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:39,586
Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire,
none of that shit.
921
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:41,596
- No protection.
- But she's fast.
922
01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:44,634
Nitrous-injected,
350-horsepower engine.
923
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,532
Who are you?
924
01:01:46,603 --> 01:01:47,661
I mean, really.
925
01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:49,966
Wray's Wreckage.
926
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,031
That's what it says on your truck.
927
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:59,072
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
928
01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:00,979
I'm nobody.
929
01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:04,383
It's the easiest thing to remember.
930
01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:06,751
So remember it.
931
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:12,186
J.T.: Just stack 'em
on top of the counter.
932
01:02:14,498 --> 01:02:16,125
Hey, you want some barbecue?
933
01:02:16,199 --> 01:02:18,326
Heh heh heh. Best in Texas.
934
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,925
Aw, no, thanks.
935
01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:21,595
What's the matter,
you don't eat meat?
936
01:02:21,671 --> 01:02:23,332
Oh, I eat meat.
937
01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:25,840
I also eat lots of shit.
938
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,706
You see this?
939
01:02:27,777 --> 01:02:28,971
What's that?
940
01:02:29,045 --> 01:02:30,342
Shit-eating grin.
941
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,641
(laughs)
942
01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:33,876
You ought to be a comedian.
(laughs)
943
01:02:33,950 --> 01:02:35,349
What do you think of the leg?
944
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,648
Oh, that's funny.
(laughs)
945
01:02:39,222 --> 01:02:40,746
How's your stump?
946
01:02:40,824 --> 01:02:42,689
They knocked it out something fierce.
947
01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:43,919
Still can't feel a thing.
948
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,227
This must be the real Bone Shack.
949
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,925
(sighs, waterbed sloshes)
950
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,628
Old J.T. knows how to live.
951
01:02:52,702 --> 01:02:55,102
Like fuck he does.
952
01:02:58,008 --> 01:02:59,873
I like how you say "fuck".
953
01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:02,002
Good. Fuck you.
954
01:03:02,979 --> 01:03:04,276
Fuck me?
955
01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,646
Oh, so, now you're the comedian.
956
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,950
Go ahead, drop your pants.
957
01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:15,184
That'll be good for a laugh.
958
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,658
I highly doubt that.
959
01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:25,792
That's my jacket.
960
01:03:25,869 --> 01:03:27,803
Yes, I know.
961
01:03:27,871 --> 01:03:29,839
I looked for it for two weeks.
962
01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:34,733
Look, you were being
an unbelievable dick.
963
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,041
I was walking out on you.
964
01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:40,446
I was cold.
I took your fucking jacket.
965
01:03:40,517 --> 01:03:44,214
So, if you're gonna go on one of your
psycho obsessive controlling rants
966
01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:46,221
about a fucking jacket,
then fucking take it,
967
01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:49,520
'cause I'd rather fucking freeze
than fucking hear about it one more time.
968
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:53,524
Did you find what was in the pocket?
969
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,258
Fuck no.
970
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,697
Look for it.
971
01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:01,435
No, the other one.
972
01:04:11,281 --> 01:04:13,613
I was gonna give it to you,
but you left me.
973
01:04:15,252 --> 01:04:16,810
You took the jacket.
974
01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:21,253
(together)
And I looked for it for two weeks.
975
01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:23,617
Read it.
976
01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,265
"Two against the world."
977
01:04:36,039 --> 01:04:37,370
Remember that?
978
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:40,600
I never forgot it.
979
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:44,035
Then why'd you leave?
980
01:04:45,315 --> 01:04:47,545
Because you didn't believe in us,
981
01:04:47,617 --> 01:04:49,016
or in me.
982
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,125
(moans)
983
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,832
(whirring and clicking)
984
01:05:40,203 --> 01:05:41,966
(films slows down)
985
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:02,114
(snarling)
986
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,263
(grunting)
987
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,735
I figured one of them new deputies
might end up shootin' me,
988
01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,430
but not you, Tolo!
989
01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,995
Sorry. I'm sorry.
990
01:06:17,107 --> 01:06:18,972
- Dumbass.
- You're gonna be all right.
991
01:06:19,042 --> 01:06:20,532
- McGraw's here.
- WOMAN: Now, now, now.
992
01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:22,737
- And a whole bunch of others.
- Everybody in!
993
01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:23,801
Come on!
994
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,370
Over here.
995
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,074
Move your ass! Come on!
996
01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:35,023
(speaking Spanish)
997
01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:38,988
(groans)
998
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:41,357
(groans)
999
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:47,166
What did I tell you, Tony?
1000
01:06:48,204 --> 01:06:50,604
Don't point the gun at yourself.
1001
01:06:51,408 --> 01:06:53,376
Didn't I tell you that?
1002
01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:57,006
Thank you for telling me about...
1003
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:58,138
you know.
1004
01:06:58,214 --> 01:07:00,079
Don't mention it.
1005
01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:01,981
That's an order.
1006
01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,746
If I had known that you were...
1007
01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:08,248
El Wray...
1008
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,588
I wouldn't have given you
such a hard time.
1009
01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:13,287
I didn't mean to be a prick about it.
1010
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,854
Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit.
1011
01:07:15,932 --> 01:07:17,263
Take this.
1012
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:21,094
Do what you do best.
1013
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,273
No, you're not!
1014
01:07:25,341 --> 01:07:26,740
Don't give him the gun. Not--
1015
01:07:26,843 --> 01:07:28,333
Give him the gun, Tolo.
1016
01:07:28,411 --> 01:07:30,345
(Sheriff Hague grunting)
1017
01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,005
Give him the gun.
1018
01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:34,741
Give him all the guns.
1019
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:46,618
(rock music playing)
1020
01:07:48,031 --> 01:07:49,965
Holy shit.
1021
01:07:52,869 --> 01:07:54,427
That boy's got the devil in him.
1022
01:07:57,707 --> 01:07:58,731
We gotta fight them off.
1023
01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:01,143
Get to our vehicles.
1024
01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,205
Everyone behind me!
1025
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,941
(snarling)
1026
01:08:09,486 --> 01:08:10,976
(screaming)
1027
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:14,822
(snarling)
1028
01:08:15,558 --> 01:08:17,048
Outside now!
1029
01:08:19,729 --> 01:08:22,197
(speaking Spanish)
1030
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,205
God damn you!
1031
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,519
(snarling)
1032
01:08:47,557 --> 01:08:49,525
Everybody back inside!
1033
01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:00,126
You, Skip.
1034
01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:01,170
Front and center.
1035
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:04,968
You go out front,
start up the Kill Dozer.
1036
01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,168
We'll need it to transport
the other survivors.
1037
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:09,677
You fuckin' crazy?
I'm not goin' out there.
1038
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,179
- I'll cover you.
- I'm not goin'.
1039
01:09:12,248 --> 01:09:13,681
I never miss.
1040
01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,718
Come on, Skip.
1041
01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:17,650
It's go-go.
1042
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,620
Not cry-cry.
1043
01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:21,714
Cherry!
1044
01:09:25,628 --> 01:09:27,528
(snarling)
1045
01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:33,526
Oh, dear.
1046
01:09:35,872 --> 01:09:37,669
(growling)
1047
01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:42,605
- (grunting)
- Ah!
1048
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:57,957
(growling)
1049
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,184
Aah!
1050
01:10:21,117 --> 01:10:22,243
J.T.!
1051
01:10:22,318 --> 01:10:24,115
You take whoever you can fit
in your convertible.
1052
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,278
Everyone else on board!
1053
01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:26,947
Skip, grab the twins!
Come along with me!
1054
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,286
You take the chopper.
1055
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:30,986
I need someone else
to drive my truck!
1056
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,391
I'll do it.
1057
01:10:34,330 --> 01:10:36,457
You're bleedin' like a stuck pig.
1058
01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,625
Your vision's blurred
and you're on your last legs.
1059
01:10:38,701 --> 01:10:39,998
Anything else?
1060
01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:41,593
Don't wreck it.
1061
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,505
Somebody grab the slaw!
1062
01:10:44,574 --> 01:10:46,439
You can't have no barbecue
without coleslaw!
1063
01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:48,067
- Give me a gun.
- Take this.
1064
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:50,306
Fucking cool!
1065
01:10:52,281 --> 01:10:54,340
All right, y'all, head out.
I'll hold 'em off.
1066
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,345
I can take care of myself.
1067
01:10:58,988 --> 01:11:00,615
Bye, Daddy.
1068
01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:03,882
Do you remember how to ride a bike?
1069
01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,723
Useless talent number 32.
1070
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:06,955
(revs engine)
1071
01:11:07,030 --> 01:11:08,054
Good.
1072
01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:09,860
Anyone else have a car?
1073
01:11:14,971 --> 01:11:16,802
Now, you're sure you're okay
driving this thing?
1074
01:11:16,873 --> 01:11:18,204
Hell yeah.
1075
01:11:21,244 --> 01:11:23,804
Dakota...
we're sorry about Tony.
1076
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:25,706
Thanks.
1077
01:11:26,816 --> 01:11:29,307
Your engine is shot
and you've got three blown tires.
1078
01:11:29,385 --> 01:11:31,376
But I've got his pocket bike
in the trunk.
1079
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,621
Is it fast?
1080
01:11:34,691 --> 01:11:36,682
Zero to fifty in four seconds.
1081
01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:38,693
You ride with her.
1082
01:11:39,796 --> 01:11:41,457
I'm Cherry.
1083
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:43,055
You sure are.
1084
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,861
Move out!
1085
01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:47,959
Damn shame.
1086
01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:10,821
(growling)
1087
01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:12,754
(shrieks)
1088
01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:15,758
(grunts)
1089
01:12:21,404 --> 01:12:22,894
- (barks)
- Rusty!
1090
01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,836
- (yelps)
- Aah!
1091
01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,340
God damn it!
1092
01:12:26,409 --> 01:12:27,398
Aah!
1093
01:12:32,582 --> 01:12:34,516
(growling)
1094
01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:57,499
(snarling)
1095
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,646
Sheriff! How much ammo we got?
1096
01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:10,051
Not enough.
1097
01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:16,418
(machine gun fire, growling)
1098
01:13:22,498 --> 01:13:25,331
Don't shoot!
We're not infected!
1099
01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:37,039
MULDOON:
All survivors gotta come with us.
1100
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,741
Especially you...
1101
01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:42,746
El Wray.
1102
01:13:42,819 --> 01:13:45,253
I don't go by that name anymore.
1103
01:13:45,321 --> 01:13:46,413
(Cherry screams)
1104
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,192
(grunts)
1105
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,765
It's okay. It's okay.
1106
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:06,034
We're here in quarantine
with the other survivors.
1107
01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,973
(man coughing)
1108
01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:17,581
Where is here?
1109
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:20,483
CHERRY: The old army base.
1110
01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:23,324
El Wray?
1111
01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,291
That you?
1112
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:30,288
He's with them.
I saw him in their convoy earlier.
1113
01:14:30,366 --> 01:14:32,129
I'm a scientist...
1114
01:14:32,201 --> 01:14:34,635
and a businessman.
Not military.
1115
01:14:34,704 --> 01:14:38,401
Which is why he's gonna tell us
what the fuck is going on.
1116
01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:42,204
They're stealing biochemical weapons.
1117
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,573
DC-2?
1118
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:46,012
Also known as "Project Terror."
1119
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:50,115
Designed to take out an entire populace
in a controlled landlocked area.
1120
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:52,154
You were supplying it to them.
1121
01:14:53,422 --> 01:14:56,482
- That's why they shut you out.
- They found my supply.
1122
01:14:56,559 --> 01:14:58,527
It's under our feet.
1123
01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:00,528
Ten stories down.
1124
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,030
What about countering
with atropine and PAM-2?
1125
01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:06,967
Interferes with the neurotoxic delivery,
sets off the cell-blaster,
1126
01:15:07,036 --> 01:15:10,494
and you're gushing blood and pus
through every sacred hole in your body.
1127
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:12,006
Appetizing.
1128
01:15:12,074 --> 01:15:15,703
The only treatment
is a regimented exposure to DC-2 itself.
1129
01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:17,336
It delays the negative effects.
1130
01:15:17,413 --> 01:15:18,880
They need it...
1131
01:15:19,982 --> 01:15:21,210
like a drug.
1132
01:15:21,284 --> 01:15:23,844
Correct. But we found that
a small percentage of people
1133
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:26,081
are not affected by the gas itself,
1134
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,680
and within this small percentage
lies a cure.
1135
01:15:28,758 --> 01:15:30,385
What do you want to do?
1136
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,057
Mexico.
1137
01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:36,927
Put our backs against the ocean
1138
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:38,591
and defend ourselves from there.
1139
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:40,532
No. We have to get back to my lab.
1140
01:15:40,603 --> 01:15:42,594
This infection will spread
all over the world,
1141
01:15:42,672 --> 01:15:44,663
to every man, woman and child,
1142
01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:46,298
unless I finish my antidote.
1143
01:15:47,910 --> 01:15:49,036
You have an antidote?
1144
01:15:49,111 --> 01:15:50,237
(door opens)
1145
01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:58,686
You! You!
1146
01:15:58,754 --> 01:15:59,652
Come with us.
1147
01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:01,981
Move it!
1148
01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:04,223
Move it, Peggy!
1149
01:16:07,663 --> 01:16:08,561
Uhh!
1150
01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:23,572
(muffled)
Do you like Ava Gardner?
1151
01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:25,907
I'm sorry?
1152
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,410
Ava Gardner.
Do you like her?
1153
01:16:34,056 --> 01:16:35,489
Yeah, I guess.
1154
01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:38,418
I was just thinking that you, uh...
1155
01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:40,519
kind of look like Ava Gardner
a little bit.
1156
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,491
(elevator stops)
1157
01:16:48,504 --> 01:16:50,495
You got something
you want to say to me?
1158
01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:53,537
I have nothing to say to you.
1159
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,509
You got nothing to say, huh?
That's funny.
1160
01:16:55,578 --> 01:16:58,604
'Cause I could've swore you just
gave me a "fuck you" look right now.
1161
01:16:59,482 --> 01:17:01,006
You want to say "fuck you" to me?
1162
01:17:01,684 --> 01:17:03,242
Not at this moment.
1163
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,479
You know what this is?
1164
01:17:09,025 --> 01:17:10,549
A gun.
1165
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,719
It's simplicity itself.
1166
01:17:13,662 --> 01:17:15,721
You see, you point it
at what you want to die...
1167
01:17:16,665 --> 01:17:18,656
and you pull the little trigger here...
1168
01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:21,800
and a little bullet comes out of here.
1169
01:17:21,871 --> 01:17:25,136
And the little bullet
hits you right there.
1170
01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:27,436
And you know what?
1171
01:17:29,211 --> 01:17:31,202
You don't look like
Ava Gardner no more.
1172
01:17:33,582 --> 01:17:35,049
(holsters gun)
1173
01:17:36,719 --> 01:17:38,812
Don't taunt me, tramp.
1174
01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:42,187
I am not one to be taunted.
1175
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:43,383
You got it?
1176
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:48,489
Let me here you say, "I got it."
1177
01:17:48,564 --> 01:17:50,896
I got it.
1178
01:17:50,966 --> 01:17:52,831
You damn well better.
1179
01:17:56,872 --> 01:17:58,737
(elevator starts up)
1180
01:18:00,242 --> 01:18:02,142
Tool.
1181
01:18:02,211 --> 01:18:04,270
(saxophone playing)
1182
01:18:07,583 --> 01:18:09,448
J.T.: (whispering)
God damn it, that's it.
1183
01:18:10,319 --> 01:18:12,014
I figured it out.
1184
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,451
Salt.
1185
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,990
Got it all figured out. It's salt.
1186
01:18:16,058 --> 01:18:17,548
Blood is salty.
(laughs)
1187
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:20,060
That's all my sauce needed,
was just a little more salt.
1188
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:23,225
It just needed a little thickening agent.
You know what I'm talkin' about?
1189
01:18:23,332 --> 01:18:24,424
What are you doing, J.T.?
1190
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,434
That's all I gotta do,
is put a little more salt in.
1191
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:28,833
It'd just do the same goddamn thing
that the blood did.
1192
01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:31,304
I tell you what, brother,
that little bit of blood did the trick.
1193
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,273
Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T.
I got it covered.
1194
01:18:33,342 --> 01:18:36,311
It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears.
Now all it needs is some blood!
1195
01:18:40,082 --> 01:18:41,379
- Drop the gun!
- J.T.!
1196
01:18:41,450 --> 01:18:43,008
(grunting)
1197
01:18:43,085 --> 01:18:44,575
- Do it now!
- Okay, okay!
1198
01:18:44,687 --> 01:18:46,052
Don't shoot!
1199
01:18:46,122 --> 01:18:47,282
J.T., you all right?
1200
01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,151
(J.T. grunts)
1201
01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:49,786
Uhh!
1202
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,423
Hey, you all right, bro?
1203
01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:00,365
J.T.: God damn it,
I'm not all right at all, brother.
1204
01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:01,869
Not at all.
1205
01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:03,564
Wait here.
1206
01:19:03,639 --> 01:19:05,800
Oh... I sure will.
1207
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:07,808
(chuckles)
1208
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,878
Goddamn sauce.
1209
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,419
NARRATOR:
"Women in Cages".
1210
01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:22,286
See them in action.
1211
01:19:22,358 --> 01:19:23,655
(women shouting)
1212
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,624
See them in love.
1213
01:19:25,694 --> 01:19:28,162
See them in terror.
1214
01:19:28,230 --> 01:19:30,790
White skin on the black market.
1215
01:19:30,866 --> 01:19:34,063
Soft flesh for hard cash.
1216
01:19:34,136 --> 01:19:36,195
"Women in Cages."
1217
01:19:36,272 --> 01:19:38,399
I'm gonna go get my dick wet.
1218
01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:40,669
She's got one leg.
1219
01:19:40,743 --> 01:19:42,404
Easier access.
1220
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:45,844
You got a point.
1221
01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:55,655
Get the rest of this shit upstairs
and we'll blow this entire floor.
1222
01:19:55,724 --> 01:19:56,713
Yes, sir.
1223
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:00,660
(beeps)
1224
01:20:02,364 --> 01:20:05,356
(alarm blaring)
1225
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:08,334
(machinery clacking)
1226
01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:12,236
Get Lewis down here.
1227
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:15,835
He's getting his dick wet, sir.
1228
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:18,072
Get him the fuck down here now!
1229
01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,486
(grunts)
1230
01:20:28,557 --> 01:20:29,888
Lewis?
1231
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,017
Wilson?
1232
01:20:31,126 --> 01:20:33,094
(machines power down)
1233
01:20:47,009 --> 01:20:48,135
Where are my men?
1234
01:20:48,210 --> 01:20:50,303
I've got several right here.
1235
01:20:50,379 --> 01:20:52,574
(bag sloshes)
1236
01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:54,080
What the fuck's this?
1237
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:56,378
Their balls, sweetheart.
1238
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:02,353
I'm walking out of here
with this shit, Wray.
1239
01:21:02,424 --> 01:21:04,654
- Let us go.
- Tell me why we should.
1240
01:21:04,727 --> 01:21:05,751
Because I earned it.
1241
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,385
How do you figure that?
1242
01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:10,762
You want the story?
I'll spin it for you quick.
1243
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:13,700
A termite's nest of caves
on the Afghan border,
1244
01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:16,897
me and my men walking around
with our dicks in our hands
1245
01:21:16,972 --> 01:21:20,703
and our balls in our throats,
lookin' for America's most wanted.
1246
01:21:20,776 --> 01:21:22,266
- Bin Laden.
- Yeah.
1247
01:21:22,344 --> 01:21:24,471
For once, our intel
was right on the money.
1248
01:21:24,546 --> 01:21:25,774
I come around a corner--
1249
01:21:25,848 --> 01:21:27,782
bam, there he is,
lookin' me right in the eyes.
1250
01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:28,976
Wait.
1251
01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:31,019
You killed bin Laden?
1252
01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:34,453
I put two in his heart,
one in his computer.
1253
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,547
So that was you.
1254
01:21:36,625 --> 01:21:37,922
Yeah.
1255
01:21:38,794 --> 01:21:40,091
That was me.
1256
01:21:42,731 --> 01:21:44,221
Class-A clusterfuck.
1257
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,599
He wasn't supposed to be there,
we weren't supposed to be there,
1258
01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:51,504
and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be
the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
1259
01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:55,475
So, instead of a chest full of medals,
we get a face full of DC-2.
1260
01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:57,704
No cure.
1261
01:21:57,780 --> 01:22:00,214
That is, not until we found
somebody from the other side
1262
01:22:00,282 --> 01:22:02,307
willing to sell us batches of this shit.
1263
01:22:02,384 --> 01:22:05,649
Science comes first, but business
comes a close fucking second.
1264
01:22:05,721 --> 01:22:09,213
WRAY: Then you realized if you could
infect a large enough populace,
1265
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:12,419
the experiment and its survivors,
1266
01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:14,155
you'd find a cure.
1267
01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:16,925
I swore to my men
that I'd do everything in my power
1268
01:22:16,999 --> 01:22:18,489
to keep them alive.
1269
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,727
And that's what I intend to do, Wray.
1270
01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:22,828
(Muldoon groaning, skin bubbling)
1271
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,269
Understand?
1272
01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:28,140
I never had a choice.
1273
01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:31,078
(snarling)
1274
01:22:31,146 --> 01:22:32,545
Neither do I, sir.
1275
01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,385
God bless you
and your service to this country.
1276
01:22:38,854 --> 01:22:39,513
(snarls)
1277
01:22:44,159 --> 01:22:45,456
You're a doctor?
1278
01:22:46,161 --> 01:22:47,253
Heh.
1279
01:22:48,230 --> 01:22:50,095
I was earlier tonight.
1280
01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,231
I always wanted to be a doctor.
1281
01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:57,534
Instead, I can do...
1282
01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:59,005
this.
1283
01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:02,942
Ohh. Useless talent number 66.
1284
01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,244
I'm very pliable.
1285
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:09,944
DAKOTA: A girlfriend of mine
had a theory.
1286
01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:13,454
She said at some point in your life,
1287
01:23:13,522 --> 01:23:16,719
you find a use for every useless talent
you ever had.
1288
01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:19,752
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.
1289
01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:22,160
I'm not that optimistic.
1290
01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:25,792
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain
and I can't get out.
1291
01:23:25,868 --> 01:23:27,130
She'd say...
1292
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,971
when you're stuck in that spiral...
1293
01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:32,338
you reach up.
1294
01:23:33,142 --> 01:23:36,043
What if there's nothing up there?
1295
01:23:36,945 --> 01:23:38,674
Just reach up.
1296
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:41,744
You're a dancer.
1297
01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:44,318
I was earlier tonight.
1298
01:23:44,386 --> 01:23:46,980
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
1299
01:23:47,055 --> 01:23:48,079
(grunting)
1300
01:23:49,658 --> 01:23:51,785
Get your ass up!
1301
01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:57,187
Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby,
and that means you.
1302
01:23:57,266 --> 01:23:58,255
Radio!
1303
01:23:59,334 --> 01:24:00,392
##
1304
01:24:00,502 --> 01:24:02,993
Wail, baby, now!
1305
01:24:07,443 --> 01:24:09,343
# Goin' to a party... #
1306
01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:10,400
That's--
(chuckles)
1307
01:24:10,512 --> 01:24:13,310
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1308
01:24:14,316 --> 01:24:15,544
Dance it up.
1309
01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,653
Keep dancing!
1310
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,083
# 'Cause now I'm jaded... #
1311
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:24,887
I have seen me
some crazy ass shit in my day...
1312
01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:29,296
but ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.
1313
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:32,094
I have seen me a stripper
with one breast,
1314
01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:35,136
and I've seen me a stripper
with 12 toes,
1315
01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:37,728
and I've seen me a stripper
with no brains at all,
1316
01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:40,934
but I ain't never seen me
a one-legged stripper.
1317
01:24:41,009 --> 01:24:42,943
And I've been to Morocco.
1318
01:24:44,012 --> 01:24:45,775
Dance, bitch!
1319
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,346
Break a leg!
1320
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,478
Break it off! Ha ha!
1321
01:25:00,395 --> 01:25:01,794
(gasps)
1322
01:25:01,897 --> 01:25:04,127
Dance for me, motherfucker.
1323
01:25:04,199 --> 01:25:06,064
- Uhh!
- Aaaaah!
1324
01:25:06,134 --> 01:25:06,828
Aah!
1325
01:25:06,902 --> 01:25:09,598
Ohhhh!
1326
01:25:10,472 --> 01:25:12,269
(grunting)
1327
01:25:18,146 --> 01:25:20,307
You thought it was pretty funny,
didn't you?
1328
01:25:20,415 --> 01:25:22,906
Actually, yes.
1329
01:25:22,985 --> 01:25:24,953
You gave me some wood,
1330
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:27,011
now I'm gonna give you...
1331
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:30,115
some fuckin' wood!
1332
01:25:30,192 --> 01:25:32,160
Ah-- ah!
1333
01:25:32,261 --> 01:25:35,196
(dramatic music playing)
1334
01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:39,523
(gasps)
1335
01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:42,604
Ahh!
1336
01:25:42,671 --> 01:25:45,196
The gas! You need your gas!
1337
01:25:45,274 --> 01:25:47,333
No! Fuck the gas, fuck it.
1338
01:25:47,409 --> 01:25:49,843
I'm just gonna have to make this quick.
1339
01:25:49,945 --> 01:25:51,913
(grunting)
1340
01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:58,753
(laughing)
1341
01:26:01,223 --> 01:26:02,554
Aah!
1342
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:03,852
Uhh!
1343
01:26:03,959 --> 01:26:05,859
Where'd you get that?
1344
01:26:05,961 --> 01:26:08,088
Useless talent number 37.
1345
01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:11,226
Aaaaah!
1346
01:26:15,203 --> 01:26:16,966
(knuckles crack)
1347
01:26:18,507 --> 01:26:20,532
(groaning)
1348
01:26:22,744 --> 01:26:24,336
(banging)
1349
01:26:30,852 --> 01:26:32,843
Uhh! Uhh!
1350
01:26:34,990 --> 01:26:36,252
I broke my leg.
1351
01:26:36,325 --> 01:26:39,055
That's okay.
I made you something.
1352
01:26:40,162 --> 01:26:41,720
(clang)
1353
01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,923
I do believe in you.
1354
01:26:44,766 --> 01:26:46,165
Always have.
1355
01:26:46,234 --> 01:26:48,828
I believe that you could be better.
1356
01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:51,202
You deserve better,
1357
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:52,934
even better than me.
1358
01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:55,037
Right now,
1359
01:26:55,110 --> 01:26:57,044
I need you to become...
1360
01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:00,207
who you're meant to be.
1361
01:27:01,116 --> 01:27:02,310
Stand.
1362
01:27:05,587 --> 01:27:07,782
(grunting)
1363
01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:10,221
I'd stand clear if I were you.
1364
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,454
(grunting)
1365
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,692
Open that door, will you, baby?
1366
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:34,145
Uhh!
1367
01:27:35,617 --> 01:27:38,313
(music playing on radio)
1368
01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:39,513
(music stops)
1369
01:27:46,895 --> 01:27:49,022
They've destroyed most of the tanks.
1370
01:27:49,831 --> 01:27:52,391
Any that are left
we'll get on our way to the helicopters.
1371
01:27:52,467 --> 01:27:54,697
There are two helicopters,
1372
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,795
big enough to take all of us.
1373
01:27:58,240 --> 01:27:59,366
Who can fly?
1374
01:28:02,511 --> 01:28:04,911
Can anyone else fly a helicopter?
1375
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:06,572
I can fly, but...
1376
01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:08,616
no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
1377
01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:10,481
Okay. Cool.
1378
01:28:10,585 --> 01:28:11,813
I'll fly.
1379
01:28:13,121 --> 01:28:14,315
Let's go.
1380
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,259
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.
1381
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,194
You'll take care of this for me,
then, Sheriff?
1382
01:28:26,468 --> 01:28:28,129
With pleasure.
1383
01:28:28,203 --> 01:28:29,465
Three minutes.
1384
01:28:30,405 --> 01:28:32,566
Your brother's a good man, J.T.
1385
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,233
Best in Texas.
1386
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:38,605
Hop on.
1387
01:28:41,917 --> 01:28:43,282
No, the other way.
1388
01:28:43,351 --> 01:28:44,648
Oh.
1389
01:28:47,289 --> 01:28:49,849
No. The other way.
1390
01:28:54,963 --> 01:28:56,828
(tires screech)
1391
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:19,819
(blows)
1392
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,472
The helicopters are
on the other side of this wall.
1393
01:29:41,676 --> 01:29:43,667
(overlapping chatter)
1394
01:29:46,448 --> 01:29:47,710
We make a run for it!
1395
01:29:47,783 --> 01:29:50,946
No! If we all get killed,
there's no stopping this plague.
1396
01:29:51,052 --> 01:29:52,280
Don't you get it?
1397
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:54,878
We're the antidote.
1398
01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:56,446
Well, is there another way around?
1399
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:58,458
Wait here.
1400
01:30:02,798 --> 01:30:04,060
(weapon fires)
1401
01:30:17,646 --> 01:30:18,840
(weapon fires)
1402
01:30:24,686 --> 01:30:28,520
I don't suppose there are any other
biochemical engineers around? Heh.
1403
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,251
- (weapon fires)
- Take that as a no.
1404
01:30:32,227 --> 01:30:33,854
We have to get over that wall!
1405
01:30:36,998 --> 01:30:40,434
I was thinkin' we could build us
a new place,
1406
01:30:40,502 --> 01:30:42,629
right there where the old one was.
1407
01:30:43,505 --> 01:30:45,063
You cook,
1408
01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:46,767
I work the back.
1409
01:30:48,076 --> 01:30:51,341
You don't make that rent
so goddamn high.
1410
01:30:51,413 --> 01:30:54,746
We share the recipe,
we share the rent.
1411
01:30:59,888 --> 01:31:02,186
Start at 250 degrees.
1412
01:31:05,427 --> 01:31:06,917
I knew it.
1413
01:31:06,995 --> 01:31:08,462
For how long?
1414
01:31:08,530 --> 01:31:10,930
- 12 pounds?
- Sure.
1415
01:31:10,999 --> 01:31:13,194
12 pounds, 12 hours.
1416
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:15,360
Wrapped in tin foil, right?
1417
01:31:15,437 --> 01:31:17,564
I don't use no goddamn foil.
1418
01:31:17,639 --> 01:31:18,663
Damn.
1419
01:31:18,773 --> 01:31:21,003
Tomatoes? Fresh?
1420
01:31:22,010 --> 01:31:23,409
Canned.
1421
01:31:23,478 --> 01:31:25,139
- No shit?
- Yeah.
1422
01:31:25,213 --> 01:31:26,441
You score me some?
1423
01:31:26,514 --> 01:31:28,038
Oh, yeah.
1424
01:31:28,149 --> 01:31:30,117
'Cause we're brothers.
1425
01:31:31,786 --> 01:31:33,947
Thank you for this.
1426
01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:35,580
You just remember...
1427
01:31:35,657 --> 01:31:38,558
you got to take this recipe
to your grave.
1428
01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:42,824
(straining) I think I can...
goddamn guarantee that.
1429
01:31:52,574 --> 01:31:55,168
(laughs)
1430
01:32:03,985 --> 01:32:05,350
(growling)
1431
01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:09,348
That's our cue.
1432
01:32:11,726 --> 01:32:13,387
Cherry, darling...
1433
01:32:15,230 --> 01:32:16,629
it's all you.
1434
01:32:21,036 --> 01:32:22,867
(rock music playing)
1435
01:32:41,323 --> 01:32:43,382
(grunting)
1436
01:32:47,963 --> 01:32:49,225
Let's go!
1437
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:26,526
(snarling)
1438
01:33:47,589 --> 01:33:49,113
(snarling)
1439
01:33:50,458 --> 01:33:51,789
(grunting)
1440
01:33:54,496 --> 01:33:56,191
Aah!
1441
01:33:57,232 --> 01:33:58,358
Wray!
1442
01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:03,231
Damn it, Wray.
1443
01:34:03,304 --> 01:34:04,532
Ohh.
1444
01:34:05,740 --> 01:34:08,834
Okay. You need to get up
'cause we're leaving.
1445
01:34:33,435 --> 01:34:35,835
They told me I'd find you here.
1446
01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:42,075
I was beginning to lose hope.
1447
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,940
I'm sorry...
1448
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:46,741
but I lied.
1449
01:34:49,184 --> 01:34:52,779
I did want to hurt you.
1450
01:34:54,422 --> 01:34:56,287
My turn.
1451
01:34:56,925 --> 01:34:58,415
(grunting)
1452
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:10,398
No more dead bodies
for Daddy tonight.
1453
01:35:11,973 --> 01:35:14,464
Never did like that son of a bitch.
1454
01:35:16,244 --> 01:35:20,544
About as useless
as a pecker on a pope.
1455
01:35:26,754 --> 01:35:27,914
Don't touch anything.
1456
01:35:28,022 --> 01:35:29,284
I want to fly it.
1457
01:35:29,357 --> 01:35:31,587
- He said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!
1458
01:35:31,693 --> 01:35:32,887
- I do know what I'm doing!
- No, you don't!
1459
01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:35,225
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up, sit down...
1460
01:35:35,296 --> 01:35:37,093
and don't fuckin' touch anything!
1461
01:35:41,035 --> 01:35:43,526
(groaning)
1462
01:35:43,605 --> 01:35:44,731
Everybody sit down!
1463
01:35:51,613 --> 01:35:53,103
Whoo!
1464
01:35:53,181 --> 01:35:54,341
(snarling)
1465
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:56,610
Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
R-r-r-r-rah-ha!
1466
01:35:56,718 --> 01:35:58,686
(all grunting)
1467
01:36:01,456 --> 01:36:02,514
Hit the wipers.
1468
01:36:08,329 --> 01:36:09,853
Go on, leave me.
1469
01:36:09,931 --> 01:36:12,593
I am not leaving you here like this.
1470
01:36:12,667 --> 01:36:15,568
Motherfuckers around here
eat road kill.
1471
01:36:15,637 --> 01:36:17,298
(laughs)
1472
01:36:17,372 --> 01:36:20,034
See? I'm funny.
1473
01:36:20,775 --> 01:36:22,402
I made you laugh.
1474
01:36:22,477 --> 01:36:23,637
Go to the ocean.
1475
01:36:23,745 --> 01:36:26,771
Put your backs to it.
Protect yourselves there.
1476
01:36:26,848 --> 01:36:29,544
I'm not leaving you, Wray.
1477
01:36:30,718 --> 01:36:32,913
(crying)
It's two against the world.
1478
01:36:34,189 --> 01:36:35,781
It will be.
1479
01:36:37,292 --> 01:36:38,691
I promise.
1480
01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:41,324
I never miss.
1481
01:36:42,764 --> 01:36:44,561
Don't worry, baby.
1482
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,468
You'll find your way.
1483
01:36:47,535 --> 01:36:50,504
(cries, mutters)
1484
01:36:51,506 --> 01:36:53,531
(grunts)
1485
01:36:53,608 --> 01:36:56,236
(Cherry sobbing)
1486
01:36:58,112 --> 01:37:00,080
(helicopter hovering overhead)
1487
01:37:02,517 --> 01:37:05,975
Reach up!
1488
01:37:17,865 --> 01:37:20,265
DAKOTA: Reach up!
1489
01:37:21,369 --> 01:37:23,667
(crying)
1490
01:37:28,409 --> 01:37:30,900
##
1491
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:46,520
(woman singing)
1492
01:38:06,648 --> 01:38:09,014
CHERRY: It's like you said
it would be, Wray.
1493
01:38:11,085 --> 01:38:13,679
I'm like you said I would be.
1494
01:38:13,755 --> 01:38:15,416
I find the lost...
1495
01:38:16,391 --> 01:38:17,688
the weary...
1496
01:38:18,993 --> 01:38:20,984
those that have no hope.
1497
01:38:21,062 --> 01:38:24,054
I find them and I lead them...
1498
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,557
to a land we've made for ourselves.
1499
01:38:28,936 --> 01:38:30,904
The land by the sea.
1500
01:38:39,981 --> 01:38:40,811
(snarling)
1501
01:38:40,882 --> 01:38:42,611
(neighs)
1502
01:38:50,958 --> 01:38:52,482
(horse nickers)
1503
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:54,323
(woman singing)
1504
01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:07,036
CHERRY: It's beautiful.
1505
01:39:08,042 --> 01:39:10,442
She's beautiful.
1506
01:39:12,447 --> 01:39:16,076
I wish you could see us, us two.
1507
01:39:17,051 --> 01:39:18,916
It's like you said it would be.
1508
01:39:20,188 --> 01:39:22,213
Two against the world, baby.
1509
01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:24,921
Two against the world.
1510
01:39:35,536 --> 01:39:38,198
(film warbles)
1511
01:39:38,272 --> 01:39:40,263
##
1512
01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:12,011
##
1513
01:43:24,131 --> 01:43:29,569
# See the pyramids along the Nile #
1514
01:43:30,838 --> 01:43:36,242
# Watch the sunrise from a tropic isle #
1515
01:43:37,511 --> 01:43:43,074
# Just remember, darlin', all the while #
1516
01:43:44,251 --> 01:43:49,416
# You belong to me #
1517
01:43:50,658 --> 01:43:56,221
# See the marketplace in old Algiers #
1518
01:43:57,398 --> 01:44:03,098
# Send me photographs and souvenirs #
1519
01:44:04,038 --> 01:44:09,635
# Just remember when a dream appears #
1520
01:44:10,711 --> 01:44:15,774
# You belong to me #
1521
01:44:16,550 --> 01:44:18,780
# I'll #
1522
01:44:18,853 --> 01:44:22,721
# Be so alone #
1523
01:44:22,790 --> 01:44:26,351
# Without you #
1524
01:44:29,864 --> 01:44:32,128
# Maybe #
1525
01:44:32,199 --> 01:44:39,196
# You'll be lonesome, too #
1526
01:44:39,273 --> 01:44:42,765
# And blue #
1527
01:44:43,744 --> 01:44:48,977
# Fly the ocean in a silver plane #
1528
01:44:50,384 --> 01:44:55,651
# See the jungle when it's wet with rain #
1529
01:44:57,024 --> 01:45:02,519
# Just remember till you're home again #
1530
01:45:03,698 --> 01:45:05,723
# You #
1531
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:08,530
# Belong #
1532
01:45:08,602 --> 01:45:14,006
# To me #