1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:48,957 --> 00:01:51,752 I've been born-again my whole life. 3 00:01:52,669 --> 00:01:56,673 Accepting Jesus into your heart and getting saved is a big decision... 4 00:01:57,424 --> 00:01:59,384 especially for a three-year-old. 5 00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:06,100 My faith taught me that everything was a part of God's plan. 6 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:10,646 Mom said that he even had a reason for taking my father to heaven. 7 00:02:11,605 --> 00:02:15,092 She explained that Daddy was with the angels. 8 00:02:15,192 --> 00:02:18,654 Well, I wanted to be with the angels, too. 9 00:02:21,198 --> 00:02:23,617 But God had other plans. 10 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:27,855 Jesus became the center of my life. 11 00:02:27,955 --> 00:02:30,065 I still don't think he's supposed to be white. 12 00:02:30,165 --> 00:02:33,569 - I was watching this thing on television... - Of course, he's white. 13 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:36,405 Gosh. Sometimes I think my brother's retarded, too. 14 00:02:36,505 --> 00:02:39,199 No, your brother's not retarded. 15 00:02:39,299 --> 00:02:43,412 I was a member in good standing of the Christian Jewels. 16 00:02:43,512 --> 00:02:45,748 It's sort of like a girl gang for Jesus. 17 00:02:45,848 --> 00:02:47,850 Don't kill your baby! 18 00:02:52,229 --> 00:02:53,255 Lillian Cummings. 19 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:55,257 My mom was finally named the number one 20 00:02:55,357 --> 00:02:58,969 Christian interior decorator for the entire region. 21 00:02:59,069 --> 00:03:03,390 And in spite of living in what the Bible calls "the end times," 22 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:05,768 my future was looking bright. 23 00:03:05,868 --> 00:03:08,454 I had the perfect Christian boyfriend. 24 00:03:09,371 --> 00:03:14,126 And I was about to be a senior at a really good Christian school. 25 00:03:37,149 --> 00:03:39,635 Two weeks before summer vacation ended, 26 00:03:39,735 --> 00:03:41,403 everything changed. 27 00:03:44,281 --> 00:03:46,058 My boyfriend and I played this game 28 00:03:46,158 --> 00:03:48,660 of telling each other secrets underwater. 29 00:03:49,411 --> 00:03:52,022 It's lame, I know. 30 00:03:52,122 --> 00:03:54,692 But this wasn't exactly the MTV Beach House. 31 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,945 Okay, now my turn. 32 00:03:58,045 --> 00:04:00,130 Okay, ready? 33 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:30,160 Mary! 34 00:04:31,495 --> 00:04:33,689 Maybe it was because I was drowning, 35 00:04:33,789 --> 00:04:36,458 or the shock of Dean's confession... 36 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:40,546 but at that moment, I had a vision. 37 00:04:47,261 --> 00:04:48,954 Dean needs you now. 38 00:04:49,054 --> 00:04:51,598 You must do all you can to help him. 39 00:04:58,564 --> 00:05:00,883 It's just a little bump, Mom. I'm totally fine. 40 00:05:00,983 --> 00:05:02,818 Okay, all right. 41 00:05:03,444 --> 00:05:06,221 Mom was away at the Christian Community Leader's Convention 42 00:05:06,321 --> 00:05:10,492 in Orlando with Pastor Skip... the principal of my school. 43 00:05:11,201 --> 00:05:13,479 - Honey? - Mom. 44 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:16,231 You didn't tell me Pastor Skip was so nice. 45 00:05:16,331 --> 00:05:18,359 Yeah, everybody loves him. 46 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:21,945 We've been talking about setting up our own fellowship programs 47 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:23,964 when I get back to Cherry Hill. 48 00:05:25,007 --> 00:05:27,284 - I have to go. - Come and get it. 49 00:05:27,384 --> 00:05:28,886 Come and get it. 50 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:31,330 Love you. 51 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:33,015 - I love you, too. - Bye. 52 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:36,435 What's shaking, Skip? 53 00:05:49,531 --> 00:05:52,059 How could my boyfriend be gay? 54 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:54,687 He's, like, the best Christian I know. 55 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:58,107 He's an athlete who's constantly strengthening himself... 56 00:05:58,207 --> 00:06:01,293 physically, creatively, and spiritually for the Lord. 57 00:06:04,088 --> 00:06:05,547 Thank you, Jesus. 58 00:06:07,341 --> 00:06:12,554 Why had he been stricken with such a spiritually toxic affliction? 59 00:06:16,016 --> 00:06:20,129 I figured I needed to take the most direct approach to saving him. 60 00:06:20,229 --> 00:06:22,523 I mean, it was Christ's will and all. 61 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:26,093 Jesus spoke to you? In person? 62 00:06:26,193 --> 00:06:27,694 He trusts me. 63 00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:31,407 Okay? You're just gonna have to trust me, too. 64 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,122 - Just kiss me, okay? - Okay. 65 00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:41,859 Dean and I worked diligently on his problem 66 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:43,819 for the rest of the summer. 67 00:06:43,919 --> 00:06:45,546 Anything yet? 68 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:51,885 Now? 69 00:06:55,389 --> 00:06:57,015 Are you sure this isn't a sin? 70 00:06:58,016 --> 00:07:00,919 I was pretty sure what we were doing wasn't a sin, 71 00:07:01,019 --> 00:07:04,048 but not sure enough to give Dean what he really needed. 72 00:07:04,148 --> 00:07:08,694 I needed spiritual guidance or a sign or something, and quick. 73 00:07:13,490 --> 00:07:17,853 Hilary Faye seemed to have a spiritual solution for every problem. 74 00:07:17,953 --> 00:07:20,564 Christian girls have got to know how to protect themselves. 75 00:07:20,664 --> 00:07:25,277 I mean, sure, Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, 76 00:07:25,377 --> 00:07:29,198 especially if I lost it to some rapist, but... 77 00:07:29,298 --> 00:07:30,758 who wants that? 78 00:07:31,467 --> 00:07:36,096 I'm saving myself until marriage, and I'll use force if necessary. 79 00:07:39,475 --> 00:07:42,252 What's all that about restoring your virginity? 80 00:07:42,352 --> 00:07:44,338 I mean, physically, you're a virgin once. 81 00:07:44,438 --> 00:07:48,550 Yeah, and it's not about reversing the violation of your blessed womb. 82 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:51,320 It's about Jesus granting you a virginal heart. 83 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,489 That way, you're pure again. 84 00:07:54,323 --> 00:07:55,449 Do it. 85 00:07:57,284 --> 00:07:59,770 My next move was clear. 86 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,330 Nice. 87 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:03,707 You're getting the hang of it. 88 00:08:29,983 --> 00:08:31,693 How are you doing? What's going on? 89 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:46,708 What's going on? 90 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:03,959 Sure, it was a radical step, 91 00:09:04,059 --> 00:09:07,629 but why else had Jesus directed me to the gun range? 92 00:09:07,729 --> 00:09:09,565 Thank you, Jesus. 93 00:09:25,581 --> 00:09:29,068 Having asked Jesus to restore my emotional and spiritual virginity 94 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:31,320 in exchange for curing Dean, 95 00:09:31,420 --> 00:09:34,798 I started my senior year with all of that behind me. 96 00:09:37,092 --> 00:09:39,636 This new van is amazing. 97 00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:41,555 Thanks. 98 00:09:44,099 --> 00:09:46,168 It's official. 99 00:09:46,268 --> 00:09:48,937 The Christian Jewels... I bought one for everybody. 100 00:09:49,688 --> 00:09:51,607 Pin it on. I wanna see it. 101 00:09:55,736 --> 00:09:58,055 It's terrific, Hilary Faye. Thank you. 102 00:09:58,155 --> 00:09:59,198 You're welcome. 103 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,645 Hi, Roland. How was your summer? 104 00:10:04,745 --> 00:10:07,189 - What? - Your summer, how was it? 105 00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:11,485 Well, I went rollerblading, water-skiing, learned to kickbox. 106 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,903 You know, the usual. 107 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,865 Why do you have to make people feel so awkward about your differently-abledness? 108 00:10:16,965 --> 00:10:19,284 I'm sorry, I really don't know what's gotten into him. 109 00:10:19,384 --> 00:10:21,929 Here's the latest from Godflight. 110 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,039 I love these guys. 111 00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:27,643 They are totally Jesus-centric and gorgeous. 112 00:10:30,437 --> 00:10:32,548 Veronica was adopted by her parents 113 00:10:32,648 --> 00:10:35,217 when they were missionaries in Vietnam. 114 00:10:35,317 --> 00:10:38,220 Hilary Faye sees her as an example of God's will 115 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,448 triumphing over a savage, godless nation. 116 00:10:42,658 --> 00:10:44,701 So what do you think of the new ride? 117 00:10:45,327 --> 00:10:47,604 You're so lucky, Hilary Faye. 118 00:10:47,704 --> 00:10:51,125 Yeah, I could've had a Lexus gold edition, you know. 119 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:54,737 Roland is blessed with such a thoughtful sister. 120 00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:58,549 In countries like China, Hilary Faye probably would've been killed at birth. 121 00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:01,744 And then where would you be, Roland? 122 00:11:01,844 --> 00:11:03,095 China. 123 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,042 Welcome. 124 00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:09,810 You're one of us now. 125 00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:13,147 - What? - Come on, pin it on. 126 00:11:19,528 --> 00:11:22,306 You guys, I'm not gonna have any time to warm up now. 127 00:11:22,406 --> 00:11:23,849 - You will. - Where's Dean? 128 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,951 He knows I have to sing at assembly this morning. 129 00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:28,270 He's coming. 130 00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:31,023 Can you go check? Move him along a little bit? 131 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,191 - Yeah. - Thank you. 132 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,333 Not a problem. 133 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,870 Is Dean ready? 134 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,388 I... 135 00:11:47,014 --> 00:11:49,349 I found this under Dean's bed last night. 136 00:11:52,186 --> 00:11:55,297 He's on his way to Mercy House this morning. 137 00:11:55,397 --> 00:11:57,399 He could be gone a long time. 138 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:00,194 We thought you should know. 139 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:02,029 But... 140 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,907 I'm so sorry, Mary. 141 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,242 Let's go. 142 00:12:13,624 --> 00:12:15,292 Is he coming out, or not? 143 00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,045 Not. 144 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,365 Mercy House is a Christian treatment facility 145 00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:24,326 where they deal with everything from drug abuse, 146 00:12:24,426 --> 00:12:29,890 to alcoholism, to de-gayification, and unwed mothers. 147 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,730 I need to tell you guys something. 148 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:45,055 What? It wasn't like it was some kind of secret. 149 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,616 The guy was like a one-man gay pride parade. 150 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:59,378 You know, we've never had a gay at American Eagle. 151 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:02,072 We're not gonna tell anyone, okay? 152 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,257 Sure. 153 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:06,427 Hilary Faye. 154 00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:10,956 - You promised me. - Yeah, that's fine. 155 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,750 What if you had married him? 156 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,852 The gayness would be passed on to your children. 157 00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:25,929 Cassandra Edelstein was the only Jewish to ever attend American Eagles. 158 00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:29,224 She transferred in last year amid rumors that she was a stripper. 159 00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:32,995 Everyone wanted to get her saved, especially Hilary Faye. 160 00:13:33,954 --> 00:13:37,124 Hi, Cass. Welcome back. 161 00:13:39,626 --> 00:13:42,905 Smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. 162 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:44,698 Secondhand smoke kills. 163 00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:46,909 I'm counting on it. 164 00:13:47,009 --> 00:13:50,788 Oh, my gosh! Hilary Faye, are you okay? 165 00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:54,183 I bet she doesn't even have a handicap permit for her car. 166 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:58,020 And I'm right! 167 00:14:00,355 --> 00:14:02,316 Oh, my God. 168 00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:11,867 Come on. We don't want to be late for homeroom, okay? 169 00:14:19,541 --> 00:14:21,043 Let's get to class. 170 00:14:22,419 --> 00:14:23,587 - Hi, Matt. - Hey. 171 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,015 - I'm a Jewel. - Oh, it's awesome! 172 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,967 Hey, guys, guess what? 173 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:48,070 I think Jesus appeared to me in my fish tank, and he... 174 00:14:49,530 --> 00:14:50,806 It's okay, it didn't move. 175 00:14:50,906 --> 00:14:53,517 The tank's kinda dirty and most of the fish are dead, 176 00:14:53,617 --> 00:14:54,977 but my mom said if you guys... 177 00:14:55,077 --> 00:14:56,478 Okay, Tia, thanks. 178 00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:59,581 - I'll see you after class. - I'll talk to you guys after class. 179 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:03,986 I hope you all let God use you as a vessel 180 00:15:04,086 --> 00:15:06,255 for his divine plan this summer. 181 00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:10,326 I'm sure by now most of you have noticed the beautiful billboard 182 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:12,661 designed and painted by our own Hilary Faye 183 00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,455 and donated by her father. 184 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:15,848 Thank you. 185 00:15:16,932 --> 00:15:18,100 Mary helped. 186 00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:24,064 And speaking of new additions, class. I'd like you to welcome Patrick Wheeler. 187 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:33,515 Most of the boys in school looked like NASA employees, not Patrick. 188 00:15:33,615 --> 00:15:35,100 There had to be a catch. 189 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,561 Patrick is Pastor Skip's son. 190 00:15:37,661 --> 00:15:40,939 He's been in South America doing missionary work with his mother, 191 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:43,359 and this summer he just completed a world tour 192 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,152 with the Christian skateboard association. 193 00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:46,236 Nice. 194 00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:48,630 Out there hitting the board for the Lord? 195 00:15:49,631 --> 00:15:50,991 Is nothing sacred to you people? 196 00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:53,369 Before this morning's assembly, 197 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:57,806 why don't we catch up on what everyone did this summer? 198 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,685 Mary, let's start with you. 199 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,021 All right, everyone. 200 00:16:21,121 --> 00:16:25,250 Put your hands together for the Christian Jewels! 201 00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:35,411 Some of the words to myself would make the clouds disappear 202 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:41,709 If you were gone, what would I become? 203 00:16:41,809 --> 00:16:45,754 You're so good to me 204 00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:47,089 I mean that. 205 00:16:47,189 --> 00:16:51,593 Oh, clarity 206 00:16:51,693 --> 00:16:54,763 Dear God 207 00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:57,766 A little piece of Heaven 208 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:01,937 A little piece of Heaven in my world 209 00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:05,274 So, I figured they would've sent you to a special school by now. 210 00:17:05,374 --> 00:17:07,709 This is a special school. 211 00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:11,380 No. 212 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:17,328 I fell out of a tree when I was nine. 213 00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:18,996 Hilary Faye found me. 214 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:22,082 She calls it the miracle that saved my life. 215 00:17:22,182 --> 00:17:23,917 The miracle you could've used 216 00:17:24,017 --> 00:17:26,562 would've been not falling out of the tree in the first place. 217 00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:30,065 Sorry. 218 00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,068 Is that why you're behind a year? 219 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:37,831 Yeah. 220 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,668 We should get back inside. 221 00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:47,675 Nice. 222 00:17:49,176 --> 00:17:52,555 - You want a push? - Thanks. 223 00:17:55,849 --> 00:18:00,229 If you stare at my ass again. I will push you off a cliff. 224 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,589 Thank you, Jesus. Amen. 225 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:34,054 All right! 226 00:18:38,976 --> 00:18:41,837 Welcome to the first assembly of the year! 227 00:18:41,937 --> 00:18:44,565 Give it up. The Lord Jesus is in the house! 228 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:55,684 Let's get our Christ on. Let's kick it Jesus style. 229 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:58,395 Y'all wanna walk with the ultimate rebel, right? 230 00:18:58,495 --> 00:19:01,415 The ultimate CEO. The biggest celebrity of them all. 231 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,527 Who's down with G.O.D? 232 00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,087 I'm down with the G.O.D! That's right! 233 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:13,219 Jesus Rules! Jesus Rules! 234 00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:26,649 Let's pray. 235 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,386 Lord, we're gonna have an awesome school year 236 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,054 here at American Eagles Christian High... 237 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:35,015 I know I'm not supposed to ask for specifics, Lord, 238 00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:38,978 like when I prayed for an expensive car and got the handicapper van instead, 239 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,689 but I want this to be the best year ever. 240 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:42,915 And between you and me... 241 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,901 I think you'll agree I totally deserve it. 242 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:49,405 Thank you for sparing me from the eternal hellfires of damnation. 243 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:52,408 I'm sorry I let that Promise Maker guy touch me in the rectory. 244 00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,578 Daddy still hasn't stopped drinking, but I know you're working on it. 245 00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:57,621 And I really want to be a Jewel. 246 00:19:57,721 --> 00:20:01,083 I wonder if rollerboy's paralyzed everywhere below the waist. 247 00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:04,086 Oh, yeah, she digs me. 248 00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:06,755 Please, Jesus, don't let Dad humiliate me. 249 00:20:06,855 --> 00:20:09,133 Those Jesus freaks are on to something. 250 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,761 Especially in front of her. 251 00:20:11,861 --> 00:20:15,739 About Dean and I, I thought we had a deal. 252 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,826 Why is he at Mercy House? 253 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:23,289 You did restore me, right? 254 00:20:24,915 --> 00:20:27,126 And keep our president safe. 255 00:20:28,544 --> 00:20:29,503 Amen. 256 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:34,842 Now, who wants to come down here and give their heart to the Lord? 257 00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:38,679 Who wants to start the year off right and get saved? 258 00:20:39,388 --> 00:20:41,373 A lot of temptations over the summer. 259 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,794 I bet some of you folks backslid just a little. 260 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:47,129 Who wants to recommit themselves to the Lord? 261 00:20:47,229 --> 00:20:50,024 There we go! All right. 262 00:20:51,192 --> 00:20:53,360 All right. Praise Jesus. 263 00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:55,638 Fantastic. 264 00:20:55,738 --> 00:20:57,765 Praise Jesus. Come on down. 265 00:20:57,865 --> 00:21:00,910 - There you go. - Awesome. 266 00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,377 Welcome home. Welcome home to Jesus. 267 00:21:10,711 --> 00:21:13,005 Welcome to his home. Jesus loves you. 268 00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:18,052 Praise Jesus. Accept him into your heart. 269 00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:27,978 Hallelujah! 270 00:21:31,649 --> 00:21:34,343 Hallelujah! Bear witness. 271 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:36,612 She's speaking God's love language, folks! 272 00:21:38,113 --> 00:21:42,059 Oh, my God. The Jew girl's speaking in tongues! 273 00:21:42,159 --> 00:21:44,854 She's gonna show her boobs. Thank you, Jesus. 274 00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:46,564 She is! She's gonna show her boobs! 275 00:21:46,664 --> 00:21:50,443 Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! 276 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,361 Mahh hotta pooosie! 277 00:21:52,461 --> 00:21:55,489 Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! 278 00:21:55,589 --> 00:21:59,535 Mahh possie is a hot pooosie! 279 00:21:59,635 --> 00:22:01,887 She's saying she's got a hot... 280 00:22:04,265 --> 00:22:10,880 After that, Cassandra's status went from a cautionary tale to legend. 281 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:14,717 It seemed like there was no act too vulgar to get her expelled. 282 00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:16,819 The more she acted out... 283 00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,473 the more Hilary Faye wanted to get her saved. 284 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:25,411 I am totally glad she wasn't expelled. Her actions are such a cry for help. 285 00:22:26,328 --> 00:22:28,481 She may not know this now, but she is like... 286 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,234 she's like that much closer to accepting Jesus in her heart, right? 287 00:22:32,334 --> 00:22:36,489 Seriously, she could be some poor savage in some remote jungle somewhere 288 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,800 who will never know the Lord and who will never go to Heaven, ever. 289 00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:44,430 I think that's why God has missionaries like Patrick to spread his word. 290 00:22:47,808 --> 00:22:49,476 Yeah. What's up, guys? 291 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,213 - You're Mary, right? - Here's your board. 292 00:22:52,313 --> 00:22:54,006 - Thanks, bro. - Yeah. 293 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,759 You played the keyboard during assembly. That was really cool. 294 00:22:56,859 --> 00:22:58,594 - Thanks. - Isn't she great? 295 00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:03,032 She knows just how to compliment my vocal stylings without overpowering them. 296 00:23:03,699 --> 00:23:07,328 We were just talking about all your missionary work, it's so great. 297 00:23:08,037 --> 00:23:11,148 So, like, what part of the world has the worst heathens? 298 00:23:11,248 --> 00:23:12,791 'Cause I'm so interested in that. 299 00:23:14,043 --> 00:23:17,321 Honestly, I couldn't say. Mostly, I just stuck to skating. 300 00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:20,574 No, but how many of them did you actually save, do you think? 301 00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:22,785 Guys, I totally scored some free stuff for you. 302 00:23:22,885 --> 00:23:24,245 Thank you, Tia. 303 00:23:24,345 --> 00:23:26,455 Piss off, asshole! 304 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,874 And another thing... no more muffin for you. 305 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,876 The muffin shop is closed! 306 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,628 - Come on. - Oh, my gosh. 307 00:23:32,728 --> 00:23:35,965 She is in worse shape than I ever could have imagined, right? 308 00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:38,634 We need to show her just how cool we Christians can be. 309 00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:41,237 - Totally. - Let's start the laughing. 310 00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:43,906 Now! 311 00:23:47,910 --> 00:23:50,037 Cass, come join us. We're just... 312 00:23:51,539 --> 00:23:54,608 Do you wanna go wait in the van again? Do you know these are new pants! 313 00:23:54,708 --> 00:23:57,586 You're handicapped, but get it together. 314 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:02,199 Hey, Roland, how about we get outta here. 315 00:24:02,299 --> 00:24:04,743 And you can give me a little spin in that thing? 316 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:07,204 Release his parking brake, Hilary "Fake." 317 00:24:07,304 --> 00:24:10,332 You smell like Tia's dad. Have you been drinking? 318 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:11,517 Come on. Careful. 319 00:24:13,936 --> 00:24:15,880 I'm having a vision of the Virgin Mary. 320 00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,548 Cassandra, are you all right? 321 00:24:17,648 --> 00:24:20,509 What she needs to do is accept Jesus into her heart. 322 00:24:20,609 --> 00:24:22,386 I think what she needs is a ride home. 323 00:24:22,486 --> 00:24:24,180 - I'll take her. - I'll help you, then. 324 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,514 Come on, Cassandra. 325 00:24:25,614 --> 00:24:27,741 No, no, let go of the pizza. 326 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,119 Get off of me! 327 00:24:31,287 --> 00:24:33,689 Helping Patrick haul Cassandra out of the mall 328 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:36,525 was like the most perfect God-centered moment. 329 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:39,737 You really learn a lot about a boy when you're servicing the Lord. 330 00:24:39,837 --> 00:24:41,906 Hilary Faye, I can see your pad. 331 00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:44,700 - I can see a little bit of it right... - Quit it! 332 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,705 Slowly raise up through the knees, still bent at the waist, and roll to standing. 333 00:24:49,805 --> 00:24:50,831 Good. 334 00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:52,750 And twist and hold. 335 00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:55,895 Come on. Keep holding. 336 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,006 I know what you're looking at, Mary. 337 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,608 And Jesus does, too, 338 00:25:13,996 --> 00:25:17,358 After a threatening letter from the State Board of Education, 339 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:20,820 they finally broke down and created a Sex-Ed class. 340 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,072 A little too late, I might add. 341 00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:25,758 So, it's all about populating the planet. 342 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:29,929 And good Christians don't get jiggy with it until they're married. 343 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:31,472 Lights. 344 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:35,935 Yes, Mary. 345 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:44,902 Is it possible Jesus might need us to do his will by, you know, not waiting? 346 00:25:47,696 --> 00:25:49,974 Of course, he wants us to wait. 347 00:25:50,074 --> 00:25:53,118 I don't think I get what you mean, Mary. 348 00:25:55,663 --> 00:25:57,106 I don't know. 349 00:25:57,206 --> 00:26:00,985 Which variety of bass is not indigenous to North America? 350 00:26:01,085 --> 00:26:02,611 - B... small mouth. - Peacock. 351 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:06,198 - Large mouth? - I'm sorry. That's incorrect. 352 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:08,242 This religious figure was best known 353 00:26:08,342 --> 00:26:11,579 for offering to God a sacrifice of one of his sons. 354 00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:13,372 - Moses! - Brenda. 355 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,833 I... I'm guessing Abraham? 356 00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:17,960 - That's correct. - Oh, really? 357 00:26:18,060 --> 00:26:21,255 - Congratulations. Well done. - I hate this show. 358 00:26:21,355 --> 00:26:23,466 Coming up on Lifetime, 359 00:26:23,566 --> 00:26:26,969 Valerie Bertinelli stars in "Bitter Harvest"... 360 00:26:27,069 --> 00:26:30,055 a sensitive portrayal of one woman's struggle with cancer. 361 00:26:30,155 --> 00:26:31,740 This looks good. 362 00:26:33,075 --> 00:26:35,494 There was a feeling of twilight in the air... 363 00:26:36,912 --> 00:26:39,482 all honeydew and lilac. 364 00:26:39,582 --> 00:26:41,792 God wasn't just smiling down on me... 365 00:26:42,877 --> 00:26:45,379 he was jumping up and cheering. 366 00:26:46,505 --> 00:26:47,798 And then, well... 367 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,826 I thought I was pregnant. 368 00:26:50,926 --> 00:26:52,620 I'd been throwing up every morning 369 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,164 and hadn't had my period in two months. 370 00:26:55,264 --> 00:26:57,625 So I took a home pregnancy test. 371 00:26:57,725 --> 00:26:59,101 What happened? 372 00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:04,398 I found out I wasn't pregnant. 373 00:27:06,317 --> 00:27:07,860 It was the cancer. 374 00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:12,907 She found all that out from a home pregnancy test? 375 00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:18,020 Valerie's struggles made me realize that my problems weren't so bad. 376 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:21,565 Dean was getting help, and I still had the Jewels. 377 00:27:21,665 --> 00:27:23,417 I was gonna be okay. 378 00:27:41,477 --> 00:27:44,380 - You work here, too? - Yeah, I'm saving up for a car. 379 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,107 When I get one I can come pick you up and stuff. 380 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:49,527 You okay? 381 00:27:50,027 --> 00:27:52,154 Yeah, it's just really hot in here. 382 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:54,615 - I'll see you later. - Promise? 383 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:03,832 Please let it be cancer. Please let it be cancer. 384 00:28:37,199 --> 00:28:41,036 The test mentions something about a possible false positive. 385 00:28:46,584 --> 00:28:48,752 Do you have anything later on Monday? 386 00:28:52,715 --> 00:28:56,452 3:00? No, no, I can make that. 387 00:28:56,552 --> 00:29:00,431 I have my leadership meeting tonight after work. 388 00:29:03,225 --> 00:29:05,753 - You're not wearing that, are you? - Why not? 389 00:29:05,853 --> 00:29:07,396 You just can't, Mom. 390 00:29:09,064 --> 00:29:11,108 You're right, it's too hot for a sweater. 391 00:29:14,278 --> 00:29:16,614 - I'll see you later. - Bye, hon. 392 00:29:20,242 --> 00:29:23,687 Hey, Mary. Sorry to hear about Dean's faggotry. 393 00:29:23,787 --> 00:29:26,373 - What? - See you at P, circle? 394 00:29:36,217 --> 00:29:37,468 Can I talk to you? 395 00:29:41,096 --> 00:29:42,973 What's going on? 396 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,392 You promised me. 397 00:29:49,939 --> 00:29:51,298 It's hard. 398 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:54,735 But I think this is the only way we can actually help Dean. 399 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:58,013 Don't you think? 400 00:29:58,113 --> 00:30:01,058 Come on. You're not born a gay. 401 00:30:01,158 --> 00:30:02,701 You're born-again. 402 00:30:03,327 --> 00:30:05,287 I don't know what I think anymore. 403 00:30:05,955 --> 00:30:07,581 I've gotta go. 404 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:10,025 Wait. Don't you need me to give you a ride home? 405 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,610 Not today, Hil. 406 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:15,089 Okay. Well, tonight at the prayer circle meeting then, okay? 407 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:20,995 Prayer circle meeting at my house at 7:00. 408 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:24,098 I'm conducting it for Mary's gay boyfriend Dean. 409 00:30:38,654 --> 00:30:39,780 What? 410 00:30:40,948 --> 00:30:43,450 You know where a guy can get some smokes? 411 00:30:58,674 --> 00:30:59,742 What's the matter? 412 00:30:59,842 --> 00:31:02,161 Scared to be seen in public with a stripper? 413 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:04,747 No. Scared of being seen with a cripple? 414 00:31:04,847 --> 00:31:06,265 I've been seen with worse. 415 00:31:06,849 --> 00:31:09,418 Hilary Faye's gonna freak out when I'm not there waiting for her. 416 00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:10,686 Who cares? 417 00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:14,690 It's just that I don't get out much on my own. 418 00:31:16,066 --> 00:31:19,153 - I'm not really a stripper. - I'm not really a Christian. 419 00:31:21,405 --> 00:31:24,100 So, how did you end up at American Eagle? 420 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,185 I mean, you're Jewish, right? 421 00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,771 Well, after I got expelled from my last school, 422 00:31:28,871 --> 00:31:31,165 it was either here or home schooling. 423 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,544 I figured I could handle these freaks better than my parents. 424 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,504 Lucky me. 425 00:31:39,006 --> 00:31:42,593 - Are you playing footsies with me? - Wheelies. 426 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:45,846 Hey, isn't that... 427 00:31:48,557 --> 00:31:50,292 What is she doing downtown? 428 00:31:50,392 --> 00:31:53,879 There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood. 429 00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:56,966 - She's planting a pipe bomb? - Okay, two reasons. 430 00:31:57,066 --> 00:31:58,509 With Dean? 431 00:31:58,609 --> 00:32:01,153 I think there's a better chance of that pipe bomb. 432 00:32:04,907 --> 00:32:07,743 I... I should get home. 433 00:32:11,247 --> 00:32:12,748 Yeah, you should. 434 00:33:21,150 --> 00:33:22,276 Shit. 435 00:33:30,784 --> 00:33:31,827 Fuck. 436 00:33:43,797 --> 00:33:45,299 Goddamn. 437 00:33:48,969 --> 00:33:53,207 And we pray for all the perverts, Lord, but especially for Dean, 438 00:33:53,307 --> 00:33:56,335 whom at this time, just hasn't found the right girl. 439 00:33:56,435 --> 00:34:01,757 We join together and beg you to rid him of his unnatural perversions. 440 00:34:01,857 --> 00:34:04,301 May you lead him out of the darkness, Lord, 441 00:34:04,401 --> 00:34:06,929 and into your divine light. 442 00:34:07,029 --> 00:34:08,364 Amen. 443 00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,934 That was good. That felt really nice. 444 00:34:12,034 --> 00:34:14,770 Thank you so much for that good prayer. 445 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:16,897 - Hi, Mary. - Hi. 446 00:34:16,997 --> 00:34:20,109 How are you? So good to see you. We've been waiting for you. 447 00:34:20,209 --> 00:34:23,696 We were just finishing up, so if you have anything else you wanna add. 448 00:34:23,796 --> 00:34:25,614 Jesus is still listening. 449 00:34:25,714 --> 00:34:27,950 Jesus isn't listening, Hilary Faye. 450 00:34:28,050 --> 00:34:31,912 I did everything I could to save Dean, and he still ended up at Mercy House. 451 00:34:32,012 --> 00:34:32,955 Let's take a breath... 452 00:34:33,055 --> 00:34:35,666 What can they say and do that I haven't already done! 453 00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:36,792 Don't embarrass me! 454 00:34:36,892 --> 00:34:39,044 We have to pray about this. Prayer works! 455 00:34:39,144 --> 00:34:43,007 - It's been medically proven. - Just lay off of me, Hilary! 456 00:34:43,107 --> 00:34:44,191 Wait a second. 457 00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,069 Give me that. 458 00:34:48,070 --> 00:34:50,906 You could pollute the Jewels and everything we stand for. 459 00:34:52,116 --> 00:34:54,702 And I can't have that. Good-bye. 460 00:34:56,036 --> 00:34:58,455 I hope you know that this is all a waste of time. 461 00:35:07,298 --> 00:35:09,633 I just got off the phone with Hilary Faye. 462 00:35:10,593 --> 00:35:13,095 Wow! Can she be an uppity whootie-who. 463 00:35:17,725 --> 00:35:19,101 What's the matter? 464 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:20,728 Nothing. 465 00:35:21,937 --> 00:35:23,272 Come on. 466 00:35:28,819 --> 00:35:33,182 Why do you think Dean's parents sent him away so fast? 467 00:35:33,282 --> 00:35:35,976 They probably thought they couldn't handle it by themselves. 468 00:35:36,076 --> 00:35:39,688 Having a child is like owning a car... 469 00:35:39,788 --> 00:35:42,650 I can change the oil, fill the gas tank, 470 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,361 take it to a carwash, but if the carburetor broke. 471 00:35:45,461 --> 00:35:47,822 I wouldn't have a clue as to how to fix it. 472 00:35:47,922 --> 00:35:51,408 What are you saying... you'd actually send me to a place like Mercy House? 473 00:35:51,508 --> 00:35:54,053 Mary, please don't tell me you're a lesbian. 474 00:35:59,642 --> 00:36:01,268 Should I be worried about you? 475 00:36:02,645 --> 00:36:05,397 I don't need to worry about you... do I? 476 00:36:07,983 --> 00:36:09,151 No. 477 00:36:13,948 --> 00:36:16,392 My mom just compared me to a car, 478 00:36:16,492 --> 00:36:19,061 so me having a baby 479 00:36:19,161 --> 00:36:22,731 definitely falls into the category of things she couldn't handle. 480 00:36:22,831 --> 00:36:27,653 A week after prom and two days after I turned eighteen, 481 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:30,531 I was going to join the unwed mothers club. 482 00:36:30,631 --> 00:36:34,385 Dean, I'm really sorry about what we did. 483 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:37,621 I mean, we should've at least used protection. 484 00:36:37,721 --> 00:36:39,498 But you're the only person I've been with. 485 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,126 - No, I know that. - I don't have anything. 486 00:36:42,226 --> 00:36:44,295 It's just... Dean, I really... 487 00:36:44,395 --> 00:36:46,589 I need to tell you something. 488 00:36:46,689 --> 00:36:49,650 - Hey, governor. - Hi, Mitch. 489 00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:54,096 - Mitch? - He's my roommate. 490 00:36:54,196 --> 00:36:56,390 He's here for the same reason as me. 491 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:58,100 He even ran away from home to San Francisco. 492 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,478 He's like the worst one here. 493 00:37:00,578 --> 00:37:03,397 - You better be careful. - I'm gonna beat this. 494 00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:05,708 According to the brochure, hundreds of others have. 495 00:37:06,375 --> 00:37:07,751 What were you gonna say? 496 00:37:11,005 --> 00:37:12,715 Nothing. Just... 497 00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:16,994 I wanted to know if you'd be out by prom. 498 00:37:17,094 --> 00:37:19,663 - Wild horses couldn't stop me. - Mercy House residents... 499 00:37:19,763 --> 00:37:21,999 I gotta go. We're doing a Christian haunted house. 500 00:37:22,099 --> 00:37:23,267 Happy Halloween. 501 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:31,066 Let's go, let's go. Let's pick it up. 502 00:37:35,029 --> 00:37:36,639 Nice costume. 503 00:37:36,739 --> 00:37:37,990 Thanks. 504 00:37:40,034 --> 00:37:42,036 'Cause we have the same... 505 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,819 If you don't let go, I'll tell everybody you touch me inappropriately 506 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:51,654 while helping me in the bathroom. 507 00:37:51,754 --> 00:37:54,657 - Is that supposed to embarrass me? - I'm tired of you pushing me around. 508 00:37:54,757 --> 00:37:57,743 Well, maybe I'm tired of pushing you around. 509 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:59,620 He's all yours! 510 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,831 Thanks. Call me later, okay? 511 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:04,208 He doesn't appreciate one thing you do for him. 512 00:38:04,308 --> 00:38:07,211 Without the strength and love that Jesus provides me, 513 00:38:07,311 --> 00:38:09,797 do you really think Cassandra's gonna be able to take care of him? 514 00:38:09,897 --> 00:38:11,132 No way. 515 00:38:11,232 --> 00:38:13,008 She's just gonna end up hurting him. 516 00:38:13,108 --> 00:38:16,011 By the look of the bruises on his neck, she already has. 517 00:38:16,111 --> 00:38:17,446 Tia, please. 518 00:38:17,571 --> 00:38:19,448 What are you supposed to be? 519 00:38:20,449 --> 00:38:21,534 A roller skate. 520 00:38:22,785 --> 00:38:24,645 I've got something to show you. 521 00:38:24,745 --> 00:38:25,913 You do? 522 00:38:34,171 --> 00:38:36,949 You didn't just do this for the parking permit, did you? 523 00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:38,217 Pretty much. 524 00:38:39,802 --> 00:38:42,830 In the meantime, I was trying to find a new religion 525 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,207 or a new God or whatever, 526 00:38:45,307 --> 00:38:49,086 but to tell you the truth, they were all kind of freaking me out. 527 00:38:49,186 --> 00:38:54,650 I mean, sure, they can't all be right, but they can't all be wrong, right? 528 00:39:04,201 --> 00:39:06,520 You know, the whole crystal thing is so felt up. 529 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:09,064 Don't you have a church to desecrate or something? 530 00:39:09,164 --> 00:39:11,166 Roland and I saw you sneaking out of the clinic. 531 00:39:11,917 --> 00:39:14,336 Kudos on the Bono shades, by the way. 532 00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,281 I was distributing pamphlets. 533 00:39:17,381 --> 00:39:20,593 I was trying to prevent girls like you from making a mistake. 534 00:39:21,886 --> 00:39:22,970 Thank you. 535 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:25,956 After we win the costume contest, 536 00:39:26,056 --> 00:39:29,085 we'll distribute religious tracts to the kids instead of candy. 537 00:39:29,185 --> 00:39:31,921 - Good one. - That's awesome. 538 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,063 Hey, ladies. 539 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,425 - Sorry. You got a second? - Yeah. 540 00:39:36,525 --> 00:39:38,819 Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. 541 00:39:39,153 --> 00:39:40,387 Something's going on. 542 00:39:40,487 --> 00:39:41,889 Yeah, me too. 543 00:39:41,989 --> 00:39:46,160 Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. 544 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:50,147 I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out on the front lines for Jesus. 545 00:39:50,247 --> 00:39:51,874 You mean like shoot her? 546 00:39:54,168 --> 00:39:57,780 No, no, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta. 547 00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,826 I need someone who's spiritually armed to help guide her back to her faith, 548 00:40:01,926 --> 00:40:04,495 to love and care that only Jesus can supply. 549 00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:06,664 - You down with that? - Yeah, I'm down with that. 550 00:40:06,764 --> 00:40:10,351 She's pretty vulnerable right now, so I'm gonna need you to be extra gentle. 551 00:40:11,393 --> 00:40:14,380 - Hurry! Hurry! Come on! - I'm going! I'm going! 552 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:15,898 - Get her! - Come on, Tia! 553 00:40:17,775 --> 00:40:19,568 Stuff her in here! Hurry up! Hurry Up! 554 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:25,683 In the name of Jesus Christ. 555 00:40:25,783 --> 00:40:27,810 I command you, leave the body of this servant of God. 556 00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:30,563 You're performing an exorcism on me? Get off me! 557 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,481 Where are you going? Get back here! 558 00:40:32,581 --> 00:40:34,358 We've gotta get rid of the evil in you. 559 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:36,235 - It's God's will! - God's will? 560 00:40:36,335 --> 00:40:39,488 - Christ died for your sins! - Okay, wait a second. 561 00:40:39,588 --> 00:40:41,699 Are you not gonna accept our intervention? 562 00:40:41,799 --> 00:40:43,033 You mean kidnapping? No! 563 00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:45,327 You are backsliding into the flames of hell. 564 00:40:45,427 --> 00:40:48,456 You've become a magnet for sin. We've all witnessed it. 565 00:40:48,556 --> 00:40:50,875 Sure. Veronica acting all pure. 566 00:40:50,975 --> 00:40:53,544 What about last spring break at the Promise Maker's rally? 567 00:40:53,644 --> 00:40:57,465 You are making accusations as we're trying to save your soul? 568 00:40:57,565 --> 00:40:59,925 Mary, turn away from Satan. 569 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,678 Jesus... he loves you. 570 00:41:02,778 --> 00:41:06,240 You don't know the first thing about love. 571 00:41:06,949 --> 00:41:09,410 I am filled with Christ's love! 572 00:41:10,327 --> 00:41:12,855 You are just jealous of my success in the Lord. 573 00:41:12,955 --> 00:41:16,876 This is not a weapon, you idiot. 574 00:41:27,303 --> 00:41:30,431 What, did they send you to strap me on the back of your scooter? 575 00:41:31,098 --> 00:41:33,851 Scooter? Mary, this is a Vespa. 576 00:41:34,852 --> 00:41:37,021 And I don't know what you're talking about. Hop on. 577 00:41:38,731 --> 00:41:40,508 I'd rather walk. 578 00:41:40,608 --> 00:41:42,109 Suit yourself. 579 00:41:47,656 --> 00:41:49,767 She actually tried to exorcise you? 580 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:50,868 Yeah. 581 00:41:51,619 --> 00:41:53,120 That was nice of her, I guess. 582 00:41:54,496 --> 00:41:57,333 The way things have been going. I probably should've let her. 583 00:41:58,959 --> 00:42:00,127 Listen, Mary... 584 00:42:01,962 --> 00:42:04,573 I want you to know that I don't think Dean's sick or anything. 585 00:42:04,673 --> 00:42:07,201 - Yeah, right. - No, really. 586 00:42:07,301 --> 00:42:10,579 Mercy House doesn't really exist for the people who get sent there. 587 00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:13,249 It exists more for the people who do the sending. 588 00:42:13,349 --> 00:42:16,685 So why were you at Hilary Faye's when she was praying for Dean? 589 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:20,147 Honestly... 590 00:42:22,191 --> 00:42:24,026 I thought you'd be there. 591 00:42:31,992 --> 00:42:34,854 Well, thank you for the ride, Patrick. 592 00:42:34,954 --> 00:42:36,288 Any time. 593 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,672 Do you wanna go out sometime? 594 00:42:46,882 --> 00:42:49,326 What... are you gonna take me out on your scooter? 595 00:42:49,426 --> 00:42:52,997 Come on. I'm, like, totally adorable. 596 00:42:53,097 --> 00:42:55,766 Besides, it would drive Hilary Faye crazy. 597 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:02,898 I can't. I'm not dating right now. 598 00:43:04,066 --> 00:43:06,527 What about tomorrow night? Will you be dating then? 599 00:43:09,238 --> 00:43:10,948 Good night, Patrick. 600 00:43:12,366 --> 00:43:14,034 Thank you so much. 601 00:43:14,368 --> 00:43:16,871 You guys are so sweet. You know what? 602 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:19,373 We need to... 603 00:43:22,293 --> 00:43:23,444 We need to take a moment 604 00:43:23,544 --> 00:43:25,654 and think about those people who aren't as fortunate 605 00:43:25,754 --> 00:43:27,740 to have the body of Christ in their life right now. 606 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,494 So, let's... let's pray for Mary. 607 00:43:31,594 --> 00:43:33,579 Lucky for me, at our school, 608 00:43:33,679 --> 00:43:37,792 teen pregnancy was about as common as the flesh-eating virus. 609 00:43:37,892 --> 00:43:39,543 No one really seemed to catch on. 610 00:43:39,643 --> 00:43:40,711 All right, students... 611 00:43:40,811 --> 00:43:42,588 Except Cassandra. 612 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:45,674 ...and we're going to continue with the Beatitudes. 613 00:43:45,774 --> 00:43:47,843 - Let's... Mary? - Could I have a bathroom pass? 614 00:43:47,943 --> 00:43:49,220 - Sure. - Thanks. 615 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,014 Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, 616 00:43:52,114 --> 00:43:54,350 for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. 617 00:43:54,450 --> 00:43:57,228 Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, 618 00:43:57,328 --> 00:44:00,414 and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. 619 00:44:06,879 --> 00:44:07,922 Excuse me. 620 00:44:10,466 --> 00:44:13,202 It doesn't bother you to have people smoking around you? 621 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:14,803 It's so bad for the baby. 622 00:44:15,971 --> 00:44:18,599 I'm not pregnant, okay? 623 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:22,895 So, what's your plan? It's too late for the big A. 624 00:44:23,896 --> 00:44:27,383 You look like a smuggler. I know somewhere you could sell it. 625 00:44:27,483 --> 00:44:28,984 I'm not gonna sell my... 626 00:44:36,784 --> 00:44:38,285 It's Dean's, isn't it? 627 00:44:40,579 --> 00:44:43,249 You can't do this on your own. 628 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,001 Yes, I can. 629 00:44:47,545 --> 00:44:49,505 No, you can't. 630 00:44:57,972 --> 00:44:59,682 I thought I was helping him. 631 00:45:02,351 --> 00:45:03,686 I thought it was... 632 00:45:04,603 --> 00:45:06,564 what Jesus wanted me to do. 633 00:45:10,067 --> 00:45:11,902 That's pretty stupid, right? 634 00:45:13,404 --> 00:45:15,389 It's not stupid. 635 00:45:15,489 --> 00:45:18,284 - Yes, it is. - It's not stupid. 636 00:45:28,544 --> 00:45:29,737 If you're interested. 637 00:45:29,837 --> 00:45:32,823 I know some people who would pay a lot of money 638 00:45:32,923 --> 00:45:34,950 to take naked pictures of you in a family way. 639 00:45:35,050 --> 00:45:38,012 Oh, yeah? How much money? 640 00:45:40,222 --> 00:45:42,057 You need to get out of here. 641 00:45:45,227 --> 00:45:46,812 Are we cutting? 642 00:45:53,944 --> 00:45:57,014 - Should you be driving? - What is it with you people? 643 00:45:57,114 --> 00:45:59,475 You don't think we can do anything, do you? 644 00:45:59,575 --> 00:46:02,520 No, I mean, you don't have your license, do you? 645 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,704 No. 646 00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:13,130 Here. Years of shoplifting have taught me how to hide a bundle. 647 00:46:15,674 --> 00:46:18,828 Did I ever tell you about the time that I shoplifted a frozen turkey 648 00:46:18,928 --> 00:46:22,765 out of a Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and some daisy dukes? 649 00:46:33,484 --> 00:46:35,569 I can't pay for all of this. 650 00:46:37,029 --> 00:46:38,864 Compliments of Hilary Faye. 651 00:46:45,621 --> 00:46:49,483 So, Patrick asked you out, and you turned him down? 652 00:46:49,583 --> 00:46:52,736 The boy is a tomcat, even if he is a big J.C. freak. 653 00:46:52,836 --> 00:46:57,491 And, double-plus bonus. I'm pretty sure he's not a mo. 654 00:46:57,591 --> 00:47:00,661 He's Pastor Skip's son, and I'm about to pop a baby out. 655 00:47:00,761 --> 00:47:03,706 I should tell Patrick to act gay. Maybe then he'd get a little action. 656 00:47:03,806 --> 00:47:05,641 Nice, very nice. 657 00:47:09,144 --> 00:47:11,756 Does it ever bother you that he can't walk? 658 00:47:11,856 --> 00:47:13,440 He can't walk? 659 00:47:14,984 --> 00:47:17,970 No, I mean it must be tricky, that's all. 660 00:47:18,070 --> 00:47:19,388 I don't care. 661 00:47:19,488 --> 00:47:23,659 - He gets me, and I get him. - Cool. 662 00:47:23,993 --> 00:47:25,936 - Hello, ladies. - Hello. 663 00:47:26,036 --> 00:47:27,188 Check this out. 664 00:47:27,288 --> 00:47:30,399 I got a candy bar and a whole nickel. 665 00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:31,567 Oh, Jesus. 666 00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:34,795 Don't look now, but bitch face is here with your boyfriend. 667 00:47:36,839 --> 00:47:37,965 Hey, guys. 668 00:47:38,883 --> 00:47:40,342 Merry Christmas. 669 00:47:43,679 --> 00:47:45,306 What's wrong with her? 670 00:47:45,973 --> 00:47:47,249 It's nothing. 671 00:47:47,349 --> 00:47:51,921 I just get this really left-out feeling around Christmas time, you know? 672 00:47:52,021 --> 00:47:53,647 Jewish. 673 00:47:54,356 --> 00:47:57,009 Well, if you decided to accept Christ into your heart, 674 00:47:57,109 --> 00:48:00,279 then you and your people could join in on the fun, too. 675 00:48:01,238 --> 00:48:03,199 We should go. 676 00:48:04,158 --> 00:48:05,284 Bye, guys. 677 00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:09,163 - Wait! - What? 678 00:48:10,164 --> 00:48:12,608 - You're right. - I am? 679 00:48:12,708 --> 00:48:14,610 I wanna join in on the fun. 680 00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:16,737 I don't want a Hanukkah bush this year. 681 00:48:16,837 --> 00:48:18,781 I want a Christmas tree. 682 00:48:18,881 --> 00:48:21,450 - You're kidding me again, right? - I wanna get saved. 683 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:25,287 I want a relationship with Jesus Christ, for real. 684 00:48:25,387 --> 00:48:29,141 - Are you serious? - Yes. 685 00:48:30,726 --> 00:48:33,729 Okay. This is gonna be pretty intense, Patrick. 686 00:48:35,189 --> 00:48:37,399 I don't have all of my equipment with me, but... 687 00:48:38,776 --> 00:48:40,344 Okay, sit down. 688 00:48:40,444 --> 00:48:45,641 First of all, we need to have you confess all of your sins out loud. 689 00:48:45,741 --> 00:48:47,643 Well, there's all the swears. 690 00:48:47,743 --> 00:48:50,646 I mean, I have a pretty goddamn dirty mouth. 691 00:48:50,746 --> 00:48:53,707 And then there's the sex. I mean, are we counting oral? 692 00:48:55,125 --> 00:48:57,461 So, Christmas shopping with Hilary Faye? 693 00:48:58,337 --> 00:49:01,824 No, no, I just ran into her here, honestly. 694 00:49:01,924 --> 00:49:04,093 She's helping me pick out some last-minute gifts. 695 00:49:06,637 --> 00:49:09,123 - Come here. Sorry. - What are you doing, Patrick? 696 00:49:09,223 --> 00:49:10,833 I just wanna see what's in here. 697 00:49:10,933 --> 00:49:12,293 - But... - No, no, come on. 698 00:49:12,393 --> 00:49:14,879 - We're not allowed... - Just for a second. 699 00:49:14,979 --> 00:49:19,066 - I don't think we should be in here. - Yes, we should definitely be in here. 700 00:49:44,508 --> 00:49:45,676 It's incredible. 701 00:49:59,398 --> 00:50:00,733 I like you, Mary. 702 00:50:02,318 --> 00:50:03,611 I really do. 703 00:50:04,695 --> 00:50:05,779 Why? 704 00:50:07,698 --> 00:50:08,866 You're beautiful. 705 00:50:10,326 --> 00:50:11,785 And you speak for yourself. 706 00:50:12,453 --> 00:50:14,313 God gave us all free will, 707 00:50:14,413 --> 00:50:18,192 and that day at Hilary Faye's prayer circle, 708 00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:20,169 you weren't afraid to use it. 709 00:50:21,253 --> 00:50:22,588 You inspired me. 710 00:50:25,007 --> 00:50:26,884 You amaze me, Mary. 711 00:50:35,392 --> 00:50:37,086 This is a bad idea. I knew it. 712 00:50:37,186 --> 00:50:40,798 - Wait a minute. - You're not my type, Patrick. 713 00:50:40,898 --> 00:50:42,650 Why? Why not? 714 00:50:43,651 --> 00:50:44,944 I'm sorry. 715 00:50:46,862 --> 00:50:47,988 Mary, wait. 716 00:50:53,994 --> 00:50:55,663 Thanks. 717 00:51:04,380 --> 00:51:07,908 So, I duct taped a piece of rotten bacon inside Hilary Faye's locker. 718 00:51:08,008 --> 00:51:09,118 That's disgusting. 719 00:51:09,218 --> 00:51:12,455 She made me listen to the entire Elms CD on her iPOD. 720 00:51:12,555 --> 00:51:14,540 I didn't ask you to get saved. 721 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,958 Anyway, it's not a big deal. 722 00:51:16,058 --> 00:51:18,335 Last year I got saved so I could go on a ski trip. 723 00:51:18,435 --> 00:51:20,020 Oh, my God! 724 00:51:22,356 --> 00:51:23,632 How do you feel? 725 00:51:23,732 --> 00:51:26,135 I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye. 726 00:51:26,235 --> 00:51:29,196 I told you! How great is Jesus? 727 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:36,412 About that, I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead. 728 00:51:37,413 --> 00:51:38,497 Thanks, though! 729 00:51:39,164 --> 00:51:40,332 What? 730 00:51:45,087 --> 00:51:47,214 Who beefed? 731 00:51:48,424 --> 00:51:52,077 She was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit. 732 00:51:52,177 --> 00:51:54,663 When he had contemplated this, an angel of the Lord 733 00:51:54,763 --> 00:51:58,542 appeared to him in a dream and said, "Joseph, son of David, 734 00:51:58,642 --> 00:52:01,295 "do not be afraid to take Mary as your wife 735 00:52:01,395 --> 00:52:05,841 "because the child conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 736 00:52:05,941 --> 00:52:09,929 Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son." 737 00:52:10,029 --> 00:52:12,181 I know this is, like, totally wrong, 738 00:52:12,281 --> 00:52:15,226 but don't you ever wonder if she made the whole thing up? 739 00:52:15,326 --> 00:52:17,770 I mean, you have to admit it's a good one. 740 00:52:17,870 --> 00:52:21,248 It's not like anyone could use virgin birth as an excuse again. 741 00:52:22,958 --> 00:52:24,985 I don't really think she made it up, 742 00:52:25,085 --> 00:52:27,254 but I could understand why a girl would. 743 00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:30,658 Quit being so stingy. 744 00:52:30,758 --> 00:52:33,410 What? They're my Valentine's Day chocolates. 745 00:52:33,510 --> 00:52:36,931 Hilary Faye, you bought them for yourself, so it doesn't count. 746 00:52:39,058 --> 00:52:40,584 You still have that? 747 00:52:40,684 --> 00:52:43,170 I haven't decided if I wanna give it to him yet. 748 00:52:43,270 --> 00:52:44,980 Well, you better decide fast. 749 00:52:50,986 --> 00:52:52,821 Happy Valentine's Day. 750 00:52:53,656 --> 00:52:55,783 - Thank you. - I made it myself. 751 00:53:00,663 --> 00:53:02,790 It's a dumb idea anyway. 752 00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:32,261 Mary's been going through a lot of changes this year, and... 753 00:53:32,361 --> 00:53:34,572 a relationship is the last thing she needs right now. 754 00:53:35,948 --> 00:53:38,033 Yeah, you're the relationship expert. 755 00:53:39,410 --> 00:53:41,270 You and Mom don't even talk any more. 756 00:53:41,370 --> 00:53:43,481 That's because your mom has her missionary position, 757 00:53:43,581 --> 00:53:46,567 and I have my responsibilities running the school, and... 758 00:53:46,667 --> 00:53:48,944 Mom told me everything this summer. 759 00:53:49,044 --> 00:53:51,672 Why didn't you just get divorced when she wanted to? 760 00:53:53,674 --> 00:53:55,951 Because divorce is not part of God's plan. 761 00:53:56,051 --> 00:53:59,430 Dad, you need to think of a new plan. 762 00:54:02,933 --> 00:54:05,294 I thought you were at your meeting with Pastor Skip. 763 00:54:05,394 --> 00:54:07,296 It got cancelled. 764 00:54:07,396 --> 00:54:11,133 Again? That's, like, three times this week? 765 00:54:11,233 --> 00:54:12,276 Four. 766 00:54:14,904 --> 00:54:18,140 Well, do you wanna talk about it? 767 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,076 I think this one's between me and Jesus. 768 00:54:22,912 --> 00:54:25,314 But do you wanna talk? 769 00:54:25,414 --> 00:54:26,540 No. 770 00:54:32,171 --> 00:54:33,823 I keep trying to remind myself 771 00:54:33,923 --> 00:54:37,076 that when Jesus shuts a door, he opens a window. 772 00:54:37,176 --> 00:54:40,179 Yeah, so we have something we can jump out of. 773 00:54:50,356 --> 00:54:53,175 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 774 00:54:53,275 --> 00:54:57,680 I'm trying to get the board to okay this new youth outreach program... 775 00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:03,018 you get the kids into the church via rock music concerts. 776 00:55:03,118 --> 00:55:07,356 One of the board members says, "Hey, I can't tell the difference 777 00:55:07,456 --> 00:55:10,985 between Christian rock and secular rock anymore." 778 00:55:11,085 --> 00:55:14,321 And I said, "Dude, exactly." 779 00:55:14,421 --> 00:55:17,199 You get their attention, and then you hit them with the message, 780 00:55:17,299 --> 00:55:19,577 and boom, you've saved another soul. 781 00:55:19,677 --> 00:55:21,370 - Skip. - What? 782 00:55:21,470 --> 00:55:22,930 I don't care. 783 00:55:23,806 --> 00:55:25,624 - You don't care? - I've missed you. 784 00:55:25,724 --> 00:55:27,977 I've missed our meetings. 785 00:55:28,811 --> 00:55:32,815 I feel good when I'm with you. I think you feel good, too. 786 00:55:39,321 --> 00:55:41,365 I've missed you, too, yeah. 787 00:55:42,283 --> 00:55:45,853 I wonder why God would give us these feelings of happiness, 788 00:55:45,953 --> 00:55:49,732 if what we're doing is wrong. 789 00:55:49,832 --> 00:55:51,942 What are we doing, Lillian? 790 00:55:52,042 --> 00:55:54,837 We haven't done anything to be ashamed of, Skip. 791 00:55:58,340 --> 00:56:01,368 Is this how people turn away from Christ's teachings? 792 00:56:01,468 --> 00:56:02,678 I mean, I... 793 00:56:04,346 --> 00:56:08,167 All the... all the bible study I've done, 794 00:56:08,267 --> 00:56:11,896 all the preaching I've done to the kids, and... 795 00:56:13,355 --> 00:56:18,360 all the prayers for forgiveness I've prayed, and... 796 00:56:23,657 --> 00:56:25,534 All I can think about is... 797 00:56:26,994 --> 00:56:28,787 kissing you. 798 00:56:30,122 --> 00:56:32,875 I want... I want to kiss you. 799 00:56:37,129 --> 00:56:38,464 Then kiss me. 800 00:56:54,188 --> 00:56:57,883 By Easter, it seemed Jesus had answered my mom's prayers, 801 00:56:57,983 --> 00:57:01,595 and she was as happy as she was when she first got back from Orlando. 802 00:57:01,695 --> 00:57:04,640 I'm probably gonna be late tonight 'cause I have my meeting. 803 00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:07,643 I know. What, are you meeting twice a week now? 804 00:57:07,743 --> 00:57:09,370 Or petrol, you could do petrol. 805 00:57:11,497 --> 00:57:15,417 Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take more interest in school activities. 806 00:57:16,377 --> 00:57:19,363 He said that by focusing his energies on the Lord, 807 00:57:19,463 --> 00:57:21,882 he would have less time to think about dating. 808 00:57:23,008 --> 00:57:27,888 Or I should say, he would have less time to think about dating me. 809 00:57:36,772 --> 00:57:40,359 Now, that's what I call being hung on a cross. 810 00:57:50,744 --> 00:57:54,190 Patrick and I and everyone... we're gonna go grab some food. 811 00:57:54,290 --> 00:57:57,334 - If you guys wanna come, that'd be cool. - We're going to DQ. 812 00:57:57,835 --> 00:58:01,297 So we can watch Hilary Faye try and get into your Easter basket? 813 00:58:01,422 --> 00:58:02,448 No, thanks. 814 00:58:02,548 --> 00:58:07,620 Cassandra, it's not too late to achieve a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. 815 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,373 Eternal damnation's not fit for anyone, not even you. 816 00:58:11,473 --> 00:58:12,958 - Right? - Good one. 817 00:58:13,058 --> 00:58:15,586 I should kick your fat, Christian ass right now. 818 00:58:15,686 --> 00:58:17,630 Really? Do you know that I could get you expelled 819 00:58:17,730 --> 00:58:19,882 for that type of language, Edelstein? 820 00:58:19,982 --> 00:58:22,635 - And I'm not even fat, okay? - Your head is fat! 821 00:58:22,735 --> 00:58:24,386 And your ass is fat! 822 00:58:24,486 --> 00:58:25,888 - Whatever! - It's like she's retarded! 823 00:58:25,988 --> 00:58:28,641 I'm two months away from getting outta here without anyone knowing. 824 00:58:28,741 --> 00:58:33,370 Just... it's hard, but cool it, okay? 825 00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:36,123 Next time, the bitch is going down. 826 00:58:37,249 --> 00:58:38,400 I'm sorry. 827 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,336 I wanna show you something. 828 00:58:43,297 --> 00:58:45,507 It's a sonogram I took a while ago. 829 00:58:46,634 --> 00:58:48,260 I'm having a little girl. 830 00:58:48,928 --> 00:58:50,663 You sure you're not having a sea monkey? 831 00:58:50,763 --> 00:58:53,182 - Yeah. - She's beautiful. 832 00:58:54,183 --> 00:58:56,585 You think it's safe to keep this in your locker? 833 00:58:56,685 --> 00:58:58,521 - Safer than at home. - Let's go. 834 00:59:00,231 --> 00:59:04,760 I don't really get how someone so pretty can be so... ugly. 835 00:59:04,860 --> 00:59:06,178 She wasn't always pretty. 836 00:59:06,278 --> 00:59:09,306 My parents didn't want two handicapped kids, and she was the easy fix. 837 00:59:09,406 --> 00:59:11,058 What do you mean "handicapped?" 838 00:59:11,158 --> 00:59:12,268 Before we moved to Cherry Hill, 839 00:59:12,368 --> 00:59:14,478 before the fat camps and Tetracycline, 840 00:59:14,578 --> 00:59:16,413 her outside matched her inside. 841 00:59:25,339 --> 00:59:27,007 Oh, my God. 842 00:59:28,801 --> 00:59:31,996 - Just make sure you put this back. - I'll take care of it tonight. 843 00:59:32,096 --> 00:59:33,914 - What are you doing with that? - Nothing. 844 00:59:34,014 --> 00:59:36,225 Well, well, well. 845 00:59:37,393 --> 00:59:38,627 If it isn't the heathens. 846 00:59:38,727 --> 00:59:42,064 Burn in hell, you narrow-minded, tacky-ass bitch. 847 00:59:44,191 --> 00:59:46,135 Burn in hell, you narrow-minded... 848 00:59:46,235 --> 00:59:48,179 - She doesn't mean it. - Yes, I do! 849 00:59:48,279 --> 00:59:50,698 You're gonna be expelled for sure for threatening me! 850 00:59:54,743 --> 00:59:58,314 Pastor Skip put us on work detail for Hilary Faye's prom committee. 851 00:59:58,414 --> 01:00:00,357 You better be wearing underpants this time. 852 01:00:00,457 --> 01:00:02,276 A particularly cruel punishment. 853 01:00:02,376 --> 01:00:04,211 No, seriously, move it higher. 854 01:00:05,296 --> 01:00:07,114 - Higher! - You're doing a great job. 855 01:00:07,214 --> 01:00:08,991 It's looking really phat. 856 01:00:09,091 --> 01:00:10,509 I'm so glad. 857 01:00:12,678 --> 01:00:14,847 Hey, Mary, you need some help? 858 01:00:15,598 --> 01:00:17,725 - Sure, thanks. - I'll come to you. 859 01:00:21,270 --> 01:00:26,734 So, listen, I was wondering, what are you doing the night of prom? 860 01:00:26,901 --> 01:00:28,803 Why? Are you asking me to prom? 861 01:00:28,903 --> 01:00:29,945 Maybe. 862 01:00:32,031 --> 01:00:34,391 - Okay. - Okay? 863 01:00:34,491 --> 01:00:36,393 Yeah, okay, I'll go with you. 864 01:00:36,493 --> 01:00:38,162 As friends. 865 01:00:42,499 --> 01:00:44,235 Okay, as friends. 866 01:00:44,335 --> 01:00:46,487 I thought you were gonna ask Patrick to the prom. 867 01:00:46,587 --> 01:00:48,197 Tia, would you just shut up? 868 01:00:48,297 --> 01:00:50,533 Do you wanna go back to being invisible girl with bad hair? 869 01:00:50,633 --> 01:00:52,243 That could easily happen. 870 01:00:52,343 --> 01:00:55,037 Just don't ask stupid questions! 871 01:00:55,137 --> 01:00:56,472 Did you take care of business? 872 01:00:59,391 --> 01:01:00,893 Now, where are you going? 873 01:01:01,894 --> 01:01:04,797 You can tacky-up prom on your own, because I quit. 874 01:01:04,897 --> 01:01:07,174 Oh, my gosh. You can't quit. 875 01:01:07,274 --> 01:01:10,094 Watch me. Watch me walking away. 876 01:01:10,194 --> 01:01:11,946 Watch me walking away from Jesus. 877 01:01:12,488 --> 01:01:13,489 What? 878 01:01:14,156 --> 01:01:16,075 Yes, this is she. Who is this? 879 01:01:16,951 --> 01:01:18,827 Are you serious? 880 01:01:21,163 --> 01:01:23,082 Thank you so much. 881 01:01:25,668 --> 01:01:28,837 Godflight has agreed to perform at our prom! Can you believe that? 882 01:01:29,421 --> 01:01:31,615 Prayer works for everything! I told you. 883 01:01:31,715 --> 01:01:35,745 - Oh, my gosh. - I'm so excited. 884 01:01:35,845 --> 01:01:37,972 Now she's never gonna shut up. 885 01:01:38,639 --> 01:01:41,100 Give her about ten minutes. 886 01:01:59,034 --> 01:02:01,645 Turn them off! Turn them off now, please! 887 01:02:01,745 --> 01:02:02,913 Turn them... 888 01:02:07,710 --> 01:02:09,111 What? 889 01:02:09,211 --> 01:02:10,946 It's not fair. 890 01:02:11,046 --> 01:02:15,076 I am trying to be a good Christian and a living example of Christ's love, 891 01:02:15,176 --> 01:02:18,579 and I have done nothing but bust my buns for those sinners. 892 01:02:18,679 --> 01:02:21,123 And you know that Cassandra and Mary are behind this. 893 01:02:21,223 --> 01:02:22,625 Do you have proof? 894 01:02:22,725 --> 01:02:25,978 I gave you proof before, and you did not do one thing about it. 895 01:02:26,979 --> 01:02:30,691 Those who did this will not escape the eyes of God, Hilary Faye. 896 01:02:38,949 --> 01:02:41,143 Please, Lord, don't leave me alone. 897 01:02:41,243 --> 01:02:44,413 They need to know that what they've done is wrong. 898 01:02:49,084 --> 01:02:53,088 Please, Lord, please. Just tell me what I need to do. 899 01:03:01,764 --> 01:03:03,624 Listen, by the end of the week we're out of here. 900 01:03:03,724 --> 01:03:06,393 - She can't do anything. - No, I know. 901 01:03:08,687 --> 01:03:10,105 What's going on? 902 01:03:10,814 --> 01:03:12,007 Oh, my God. 903 01:03:12,107 --> 01:03:14,985 - Somebody call the police. - Can you believe it? 904 01:03:15,903 --> 01:03:19,657 No way. This is screwed up. 905 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:22,368 Oh, my God. 906 01:03:23,244 --> 01:03:25,663 Holy crap! 907 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:30,815 - That's sad. - Turn away. Turn away. 908 01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:36,699 All right. Everybody, let's get to our classes, please. 909 01:03:36,799 --> 01:03:39,385 - You two come in with me. - What? 910 01:03:41,053 --> 01:03:44,098 Unacceptable. I can't even concentrate today. 911 01:03:48,978 --> 01:03:50,604 Get to class, ladies. Go on. 912 01:03:54,358 --> 01:03:56,026 What? That's not mine! 913 01:04:03,367 --> 01:04:06,120 - Pastor Skip. - Anything else? 914 01:04:16,547 --> 01:04:18,132 No, nothing more. 915 01:04:24,513 --> 01:04:25,806 What is that? 916 01:04:31,353 --> 01:04:32,914 - Someone get the nurse! - Just hang on. 917 01:04:35,232 --> 01:04:36,833 I can't believe we were friends with her. 918 01:04:38,861 --> 01:04:41,030 You have everything, Hilary Faye. 919 01:04:41,864 --> 01:04:43,657 What are you afraid of? 920 01:04:46,035 --> 01:04:49,538 So you offered up your virginity to save Dean? 921 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:53,792 Because Jesus told you to? 922 01:04:55,211 --> 01:04:57,838 - Anything else? - No. 923 01:04:58,672 --> 01:05:01,175 Can I have a word with you? 924 01:05:06,805 --> 01:05:08,541 What's the matter, Skip? 925 01:05:08,641 --> 01:05:10,684 You didn't know that she was pregnant? 926 01:05:11,435 --> 01:05:14,422 I thought she was stress eating, I didn't want her to get a complex. 927 01:05:14,522 --> 01:05:18,901 You are so blinded by this... that you can't even see it. 928 01:05:19,902 --> 01:05:21,262 Let me spell it out to you. 929 01:05:21,362 --> 01:05:27,226 God is punishing us for our sin by getting our attention through Mary. 930 01:05:27,326 --> 01:05:28,686 That doesn't even make sense. 931 01:05:28,786 --> 01:05:31,897 And the longer we lived in sin, the worse things got for her. 932 01:05:31,997 --> 01:05:35,025 And what's worse is we're not spiritually right with the Lord, 933 01:05:35,125 --> 01:05:37,878 and we are not fit to help her. 934 01:05:43,092 --> 01:05:45,995 Dean has been here for almost a year, okay? 935 01:05:46,095 --> 01:05:47,888 They can help her. 936 01:05:49,473 --> 01:05:51,058 I wanna think about it. 937 01:05:52,434 --> 01:05:55,421 If you're not gonna send her to get the help she needs. 938 01:05:55,521 --> 01:05:57,314 I can't see you any more. 939 01:05:59,567 --> 01:06:00,926 Cassandra, wait! 940 01:06:01,026 --> 01:06:03,846 He expelled me! Can you believe that? 941 01:06:03,946 --> 01:06:06,766 And the one time I didn't do anything. 942 01:06:06,866 --> 01:06:08,367 Well, I'll go with you. 943 01:06:11,912 --> 01:06:14,081 I can't deal with this right now, I have to go. 944 01:06:15,332 --> 01:06:16,500 Wait! 945 01:06:24,925 --> 01:06:26,302 I don't have a ride. 946 01:08:14,410 --> 01:08:16,287 Please help me find him. 947 01:08:31,177 --> 01:08:33,596 You know where a girl can get some smokes? 948 01:08:44,064 --> 01:08:45,508 You never fold things. 949 01:08:45,608 --> 01:08:48,068 Well, I'm folding now. 950 01:08:48,861 --> 01:08:50,387 I'm not going to Mercy House. 951 01:08:50,487 --> 01:08:52,848 We agreed that this is for the best. 952 01:08:52,948 --> 01:08:54,183 We? Who's we? 953 01:08:54,283 --> 01:08:57,895 Pastor Skip said this child needs to be raised by a mother and a father. 954 01:08:57,995 --> 01:08:59,688 So I don't even get a say in this? 955 01:08:59,788 --> 01:09:02,458 You're not prepared to raise this child by yourself! 956 01:09:05,794 --> 01:09:08,506 Something like this could ruin the rest of your life. 957 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,620 So, what, did I ruin yours, Mom? 958 01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,555 Don't talk like that. 959 01:09:22,603 --> 01:09:24,463 It looks so perfect. 960 01:09:24,563 --> 01:09:26,549 Just like the picture that I brought in. 961 01:09:26,649 --> 01:09:27,733 Thank you. 962 01:09:30,611 --> 01:09:32,446 Crap. 963 01:09:33,531 --> 01:09:36,617 I'm sorry, but it's been declined. Do you have another card? 964 01:09:40,996 --> 01:09:42,231 I knew it. 965 01:09:42,331 --> 01:09:46,652 Listen, I'm really sorry I ditched you yesterday. 966 01:09:46,752 --> 01:09:49,046 Look, this year has been great. 967 01:09:50,130 --> 01:09:54,243 Before you, it was all about Hilary Faye dragging my ass around all the time. 968 01:09:54,343 --> 01:09:57,555 When you left yesterday, I stuck on my own. 969 01:09:58,764 --> 01:10:00,474 And it was okay. 970 01:10:01,851 --> 01:10:03,335 So... 971 01:10:03,435 --> 01:10:08,758 So I realized that I might just be relying on you 972 01:10:08,858 --> 01:10:12,261 the same way I was relying on Hilary Faye. 973 01:10:12,361 --> 01:10:16,490 I don't wanna be the guy who's with the girl because he needs her. 974 01:10:17,283 --> 01:10:20,369 I wanna be the guy who's with the girl because he wants her. 975 01:10:22,496 --> 01:10:23,747 And I want you. 976 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,459 I want you, too. 977 01:10:32,089 --> 01:10:34,450 And I thought it was all about the sex. 978 01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:36,844 Oh, well, that too. 979 01:10:38,179 --> 01:10:42,224 Look, I have this crazy idea about tonight. 980 01:10:50,608 --> 01:10:52,735 Mary, Roland's on the phone. 981 01:10:53,777 --> 01:10:54,945 I got it. 982 01:10:56,947 --> 01:10:58,699 What's going on? 983 01:11:06,415 --> 01:11:09,627 - Hello. Where you headed? - Lombard and Kale, please. 984 01:11:20,262 --> 01:11:21,931 You guys look incredible. 985 01:11:22,848 --> 01:11:25,000 You're not really going to prom, are you? 986 01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:29,605 Don't get angry, but I got you a really sexy dress. 987 01:11:30,564 --> 01:11:33,384 Hilary Faye's gonna call the cops if we show up at her prom. 988 01:11:33,484 --> 01:11:34,677 No, she won't. 989 01:11:34,777 --> 01:11:36,095 See, I've been snagging all her credit card bills 990 01:11:36,195 --> 01:11:38,973 so she wouldn't find out about all the charges we made, right? 991 01:11:39,073 --> 01:11:40,015 Look at this. 992 01:11:40,115 --> 01:11:43,018 She charged a bunch of spray paint at Home Depot 993 01:11:43,118 --> 01:11:44,854 at 3 A.M. on the morning of the attack. 994 01:11:44,954 --> 01:11:46,397 Now we have proof. 995 01:11:46,497 --> 01:11:48,916 We have every right to be at that prom. 996 01:11:51,835 --> 01:11:55,631 Oh, yeah. We've got another surprise for you. 997 01:12:23,158 --> 01:12:24,143 So cute. 998 01:12:24,243 --> 01:12:27,354 I got yellow and red 'cause I didn't know which one... 999 01:12:27,454 --> 01:12:28,789 But, Patrick... 1000 01:12:32,084 --> 01:12:34,587 It really doesn't matter to me. 1001 01:12:36,505 --> 01:12:37,965 Are you sure? 1002 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:42,803 Yeah. 1003 01:13:01,614 --> 01:13:02,932 Red. Right. 1004 01:13:03,032 --> 01:13:07,269 I can't believe that you guys did all of this for me. 1005 01:13:07,369 --> 01:13:08,787 So, you in? 1006 01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:13,500 I'm in. 1007 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:16,278 I knew Mary was hiding something. 1008 01:13:16,378 --> 01:13:20,950 To imagine her humping that pervert makes me sick to my stomach. 1009 01:13:21,050 --> 01:13:23,385 - Gross. - And Roland still hasn't shown up. 1010 01:13:23,511 --> 01:13:26,038 I can't believe your own brother calls you the "C" word. 1011 01:13:26,138 --> 01:13:28,599 I can't believe we have to go to the prom in this van. 1012 01:13:29,183 --> 01:13:31,210 Yeah, well, get over it, okay? 1013 01:13:31,310 --> 01:13:34,797 When I tried to pay for my hair, my credit card was mysteriously maxed out, 1014 01:13:34,897 --> 01:13:38,134 and the limo guy wouldn't take a personal check. Get off my back! 1015 01:13:38,234 --> 01:13:40,219 It's bad enough we don't have dates. 1016 01:13:40,319 --> 01:13:42,555 Hey, let me try that tiara on. 1017 01:13:42,655 --> 01:13:44,198 Lay off the tiara, Tia! 1018 01:13:52,331 --> 01:13:54,500 Your pimple hardly shows, Hilary Faye. 1019 01:13:55,417 --> 01:13:56,777 Come on, Tia! Let's get the lead out! 1020 01:13:56,877 --> 01:13:58,671 Let's go. We're gonna be late. 1021 01:13:59,505 --> 01:14:01,157 Coming. 1022 01:14:01,257 --> 01:14:03,242 - Okay? - You look beautiful. 1023 01:14:03,342 --> 01:14:04,660 You can hardly see that thing. 1024 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:07,037 Can you stop bringing it up? Thank you. 1025 01:14:07,137 --> 01:14:10,057 Let's go. Come on, Tia. Walk fast. 1026 01:14:10,891 --> 01:14:11,917 Run. 1027 01:14:12,017 --> 01:14:15,171 Name the most recognizable figure in the world. 1028 01:14:15,271 --> 01:14:16,881 Jesus Christ. 1029 01:14:16,981 --> 01:14:19,425 - Madonna? - Jesus Christ. 1030 01:14:19,525 --> 01:14:22,636 Newborns bond with their mothers during the first three what? 1031 01:14:22,736 --> 01:14:24,764 - Minutes. - Months. 1032 01:14:24,864 --> 01:14:27,475 No! The correct answer is minutes. 1033 01:14:27,575 --> 01:14:28,684 In "The Wizard of Oz," 1034 01:14:28,784 --> 01:14:32,521 Dorothy clicks her heels three times and says what? 1035 01:14:32,621 --> 01:14:33,873 Charlene. 1036 01:14:50,639 --> 01:14:52,416 Are you ready? 1037 01:14:52,516 --> 01:14:55,294 - Sure. - Sure. 1038 01:14:55,394 --> 01:14:56,437 Why are they here? 1039 01:16:10,803 --> 01:16:14,139 Praise Jesus, everybody! Jesus loves you! 1040 01:16:15,975 --> 01:16:18,686 We're taking a short break. We'll be back in ten. 1041 01:16:25,150 --> 01:16:27,862 We will inherit the earth. Praise Jesus. 1042 01:16:31,073 --> 01:16:32,641 On behalf of the prom committee. 1043 01:16:32,741 --> 01:16:34,602 I wanna thank each and every one of you 1044 01:16:34,702 --> 01:16:37,980 for making our "Light of the World" prom a huge success. 1045 01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,832 Give yourself a round of applause. 1046 01:16:42,293 --> 01:16:46,447 But on a sadder note... I don't want to dampen the evening... 1047 01:16:46,547 --> 01:16:48,908 but the students who were responsible 1048 01:16:49,008 --> 01:16:53,512 for the attacks on our school have infiltrated our prom. 1049 01:16:55,764 --> 01:16:57,625 Pastor Skip? 1050 01:16:57,725 --> 01:17:00,628 Mary Cummings and Cassandra Edelstein have crashed our prom. 1051 01:17:00,728 --> 01:17:02,922 - Could you please... - Maybe we should get out of here. 1052 01:17:03,022 --> 01:17:04,356 We're not going anywhere. 1053 01:17:06,609 --> 01:17:10,721 Roland, where have you been? I've been very worried about you. 1054 01:17:10,821 --> 01:17:12,239 You look like you survived. 1055 01:17:14,491 --> 01:17:15,576 - Excuse me. - Finally. 1056 01:17:16,118 --> 01:17:17,311 All right. Chill out, everybody. 1057 01:17:17,411 --> 01:17:20,022 I don't think these students are here to do us any harm. 1058 01:17:20,122 --> 01:17:22,441 - What? Are you kidding? - No, I'm not kidding. 1059 01:17:22,541 --> 01:17:26,237 I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay. 1060 01:17:26,337 --> 01:17:28,531 The Christian thing to do? 1061 01:17:28,631 --> 01:17:31,534 I've been doing the Christian thing my entire life. 1062 01:17:31,634 --> 01:17:35,746 I did not have sex with a gay and try and blame it on Jesus. 1063 01:17:35,846 --> 01:17:39,375 - Just cool it, Hil. - Shut up, you fornicator. 1064 01:17:39,475 --> 01:17:42,253 And I did not hack into the school's computer system 1065 01:17:42,353 --> 01:17:45,381 and cover our walls with that blasphemous graffiti, either. 1066 01:17:45,481 --> 01:17:48,901 You planted that paint on Cassandra and Mary to get them kicked out of school. 1067 01:17:50,694 --> 01:17:52,154 That's such a lie. 1068 01:17:52,988 --> 01:17:54,390 Oh, please. 1069 01:17:54,490 --> 01:17:55,808 And what does this prove, 1070 01:17:55,908 --> 01:17:59,245 except the fact that you stole my credit card to charge the paint... 1071 01:18:00,371 --> 01:18:03,332 and the clothes from Maternity Girl. 1072 01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:08,195 Yeah, she's right, Roland. Anybody could've made these charges. 1073 01:18:08,295 --> 01:18:12,258 Oh, yeah? You swear to God you didn't frame us, Hilary Faye? 1074 01:18:13,425 --> 01:18:14,535 No, I will not. 1075 01:18:14,635 --> 01:18:16,203 You can't swear, can you? 1076 01:18:16,303 --> 01:18:18,080 Go ahead, swear it. 1077 01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:20,766 Come on, Hil. Swear before God and everyone else. 1078 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,776 All right, I swear. 1079 01:18:31,861 --> 01:18:35,239 I swear to God I did not graffiti our school. 1080 01:18:37,366 --> 01:18:38,701 Are you guys happy? 1081 01:18:39,827 --> 01:18:41,579 Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye. 1082 01:18:42,705 --> 01:18:45,332 I found this crammed up under her seat. 1083 01:18:46,584 --> 01:18:47,626 What? 1084 01:18:48,878 --> 01:18:50,921 It's got your signature, Hilary Faye. 1085 01:18:56,552 --> 01:18:57,620 Come on, Veronica. Let's go. 1086 01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:58,929 Let me go! 1087 01:18:59,805 --> 01:19:02,975 You are nothing but a big fake! 1088 01:19:07,396 --> 01:19:09,064 I think you should go, Hilary. 1089 01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:13,636 Step aside, please. 1090 01:19:13,736 --> 01:19:15,346 - Hil... - Get away from me! 1091 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,264 - You really should go now. - You go! 1092 01:19:17,364 --> 01:19:20,101 I designed these decorations here! 1093 01:19:20,201 --> 01:19:22,228 And my father donated the refreshments! 1094 01:19:22,328 --> 01:19:24,605 And I got Godflight onstage, okay? 1095 01:19:24,705 --> 01:19:28,818 And I was just doing this because Jesus told me to. He did! 1096 01:19:28,918 --> 01:19:32,755 Now, you, get out of my way! All of you, get out of my way! 1097 01:19:52,316 --> 01:19:54,109 Get out of my way, you freaks! 1098 01:20:16,382 --> 01:20:17,967 I'll go get Patrick and Mary. 1099 01:20:22,930 --> 01:20:24,890 What are you... What are you doing here? 1100 01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:28,018 I'm going to my prom. 1101 01:20:29,311 --> 01:20:31,939 What, did Mercy House let you just borrow the van? 1102 01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:39,113 Not exactly. We sort of led a rebellion and swiped it. You're pregnant? 1103 01:20:40,656 --> 01:20:41,740 Look, I really... 1104 01:20:43,284 --> 01:20:45,436 I wanted to tell you, but... 1105 01:20:45,536 --> 01:20:47,621 On the first time? 1106 01:20:48,622 --> 01:20:49,623 Yeah. 1107 01:20:54,837 --> 01:20:56,338 That is so awesome. 1108 01:20:57,798 --> 01:20:59,258 Yeah? 1109 01:21:03,220 --> 01:21:05,790 There's something I wanna tell you, too. 1110 01:21:05,890 --> 01:21:08,684 He's your life-partner, right? 1111 01:21:11,228 --> 01:21:12,605 Prom date. 1112 01:21:14,315 --> 01:21:15,774 It's really nice to see you. 1113 01:21:17,776 --> 01:21:20,429 - Dean, this is Patrick. - Nice to meet you. 1114 01:21:20,529 --> 01:21:21,680 Excuse me, Mary. 1115 01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:25,184 Listen, son, I suggest you and your friends get back in the van, 1116 01:21:25,284 --> 01:21:28,604 and back to Mercy House as quick as you can before you're all arrested. 1117 01:21:28,704 --> 01:21:30,940 We've had enough excitement here for tonight. 1118 01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:32,082 We're not leaving. 1119 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,736 What you and your friends have done is not cool in the eyes of God. 1120 01:21:35,836 --> 01:21:38,781 - Jesus, Dad, stop it. - Patrick, this is not a gray area. 1121 01:21:38,881 --> 01:21:42,076 - Dad, it's all a gray area. - The Bible is black and white! 1122 01:21:42,176 --> 01:21:46,330 - Stop it! Would you listen to yourself? - I don't need this from you now. 1123 01:21:46,430 --> 01:21:47,873 We've been kicked out of our homes and schools, 1124 01:21:47,973 --> 01:21:49,375 and now we're gonna be kicked out of Mercy House? 1125 01:21:49,475 --> 01:21:51,018 There's nowhere left for us to go. 1126 01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:54,104 I'm supposed to be here. 1127 01:21:55,064 --> 01:21:57,508 This is my prom. I wanna spend it with my friends. 1128 01:21:57,608 --> 01:22:02,388 There's no room for moral ambiguity here. The Bible is very clear about this. 1129 01:22:02,488 --> 01:22:04,181 So everything that doesn't fit 1130 01:22:04,281 --> 01:22:07,476 into some stupid idea of what you think God wants 1131 01:22:07,576 --> 01:22:10,871 you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? 1132 01:22:11,539 --> 01:22:14,083 It's just all too much to live up to. 1133 01:22:16,001 --> 01:22:19,088 No one fits in 100% of the time. 1134 01:22:20,506 --> 01:22:22,007 Not even you. 1135 01:22:22,550 --> 01:22:23,993 I know that, Mary. 1136 01:22:24,093 --> 01:22:28,998 I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me. 1137 01:22:29,098 --> 01:22:33,227 Why would God make us all so different... 1138 01:22:34,144 --> 01:22:35,896 if he wanted us to be the same? 1139 01:22:41,068 --> 01:22:42,403 Now what? 1140 01:23:11,348 --> 01:23:14,059 Save the heathens, Hilary Faye. 1141 01:23:16,478 --> 01:23:18,981 Be a warrior, Hilary Faye! 1142 01:23:20,357 --> 01:23:23,110 Sacrifice everything, Hilary Faye! 1143 01:23:28,824 --> 01:23:32,745 And here's your big, fat, stupid reward! 1144 01:23:34,205 --> 01:23:35,206 Oh, my God. 1145 01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,919 - I think I'm feeling kind of woozy. - What? 1146 01:23:43,130 --> 01:23:44,573 Somebody call an ambulance. 1147 01:23:44,673 --> 01:23:47,092 That was so awesome, Hilary Faye! 1148 01:23:54,558 --> 01:23:55,935 Jesus Christ! 1149 01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:23,320 - You okay? - No, Roland. 1150 01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:28,784 I crashed my van into Jesus, okay? I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! 1151 01:24:28,884 --> 01:24:30,594 I am not okay! 1152 01:24:31,679 --> 01:24:32,847 This is... 1153 01:24:33,931 --> 01:24:37,184 not how I wanted to remember my prom. 1154 01:24:39,103 --> 01:24:42,398 This is not how I wanted to remember my life. 1155 01:24:43,816 --> 01:24:45,401 Well, maybe we could fix it... 1156 01:24:46,277 --> 01:24:48,387 with some glue or something. 1157 01:24:48,487 --> 01:24:50,948 I am so sorry, Roland. 1158 01:24:51,574 --> 01:24:54,034 I shouldn't have ratted you out in front of everyone. 1159 01:24:55,077 --> 01:24:57,663 I would have probably done the same thing. 1160 01:24:59,623 --> 01:25:02,485 Do you think Jesus still loves me, Roland? 1161 01:25:02,585 --> 01:25:04,128 Probably not. 1162 01:25:07,882 --> 01:25:09,884 Yeah, sure. 1163 01:25:12,344 --> 01:25:14,930 Hey, she's over here! 1164 01:25:17,099 --> 01:25:19,351 - I'm okay. - Come on. 1165 01:25:21,979 --> 01:25:24,440 - Don't worry. I won't bite. - Thank you. 1166 01:25:25,024 --> 01:25:27,026 - It's gonna be okay. - Thank you. 1167 01:25:48,088 --> 01:25:49,448 I only got room for one of you. 1168 01:25:49,548 --> 01:25:51,826 - I'm the father. - I'm the boyfriend. 1169 01:25:51,926 --> 01:25:53,369 I'm his boyfriend. 1170 01:25:53,469 --> 01:25:55,788 That's nice, but I still only got room for one of you. 1171 01:25:55,888 --> 01:25:57,515 Starting the party without me? 1172 01:25:58,474 --> 01:25:59,934 Are you okay? 1173 01:26:03,270 --> 01:26:05,231 You didn't ruin my life, Mary. 1174 01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:09,944 Breathe, baby. Good girl. 1175 01:26:14,823 --> 01:26:16,058 Just keep breathing. 1176 01:26:16,158 --> 01:26:18,953 Good girl. You're gonna be fine. 1177 01:26:21,914 --> 01:26:25,067 Okay, I'm pretty sure this isn't what Jesus had in mind 1178 01:26:25,167 --> 01:26:26,961 when he said, "Help Dean." 1179 01:26:28,295 --> 01:26:29,989 Look, don't be too harsh. 1180 01:26:30,089 --> 01:26:32,908 I'm not the first person to ever get the message screwed up. 1181 01:26:33,008 --> 01:26:34,301 She's perfect. 1182 01:26:35,052 --> 01:26:39,373 Looking at her, it's like life is too amazing 1183 01:26:39,473 --> 01:26:43,269 to be this random and meaningless consequence of the universe. 1184 01:26:43,978 --> 01:26:45,755 There had to be a God... 1185 01:26:45,855 --> 01:26:47,940 or something out there. 1186 01:26:48,691 --> 01:26:50,426 Something inside. 1187 01:26:50,526 --> 01:26:53,237 You just have to feel it. 1188 01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:57,074 Do you want to hold her? 1189 01:27:33,027 --> 01:27:34,695 Do you want to hold her, Dean? 1190 01:27:45,873 --> 01:27:48,818 I mean, really, when you think about it... 1191 01:27:48,918 --> 01:27:50,419 what would Jesus do? 1192 01:27:51,587 --> 01:27:52,588 I don't know... 1193 01:27:53,464 --> 01:27:58,427 but in the meantime we'll be trying to figure it out... together. 1193 01:27:59,305 --> 01:28:05,617 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org