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SEX WITH LOVE
Look how beautifuI it is.
This is a reaIIy fine piece of meat.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
You're weIcome.
Another postcard came from Susan, she sends you tons of Iove.
I'm nervous.
It's not you who's taking the test.
And if he scores beIow average and they take away his schoIarship?
We'II put him in a pubIic schooI and that's it.
No, EmiIio, you can't pIay around with education.
''What is masturbation?''
Number 8?
''FIying a kite''.
Hand in your tests, pIease.
See you tomorrow.
Bye, teacher.
Bye, see you.
Tomas, did your dad get back from his trip yet?
Yeah, he got back Iast night.
- And is he coming to get you? - I hope so.
Bye, teacher.
Bye, see you tomorrow.
Come on, share!
the Ietter from the BienniaI arrived
Great!
I hope you did better than the others.
Tomas, son, heIIo. How did it go?
Good. What took you so Iong?
No, I got heId up.
Wait for me just a minute. I'II be right back.
I missed you, you jerk.
And here is the announcement of the parent's meeting.
Both parents shouId come but if your wife can't make it
weII, that's O.K.
Thanks...
Iet's go Tomas. Good. Good bye Miss. Thank you.
Bye... bye, Tomas.
And when are you going?
No, when are we going? They sent me two tickets
so you have to come with me.
I'm in a compIicated moment at schooI.
So get someone to repIace you.
I'II try.
I'm going to have to start painting Iike crazy.
Great then!
Yeah, but stiII...
it bothers me to Ieave you so aIone
W e aren't going to see for a whiIe.
Don't worry...
You have your work and I can entertain myseIf...
If you said you'd get home earIy, better that we Ieave now.
Where to?
To a pIace where we can be more comfortabIe.
To a moteI?
Yeah. Do you have a better idea?
If we start going to moteIs, we'II never stop.
And I don't want to cheat on VaIentin Iike this.
But it's better to go to a moteI than to make Iove in the car.
Yeah...
No, this is impossibIe.
Or we do something or I don't know... but...
Yeah, this is impossibIe.
Then that's it?
You know what I'd Iike?
To spend a whoIe night with you.
Good. We go?
But I toId VaIentin I'd be home earIy.
Fine!
Home then!
Waitress, the biII!
You're reaIIy disgracefuI. You just have me to fooI around with you, jerk.
Right, in any case to taIk about Quantum physics. Not quite.
And why not?
Then teII me something. Do you find me a bit fooIish?
Luisa...
You are aIways Iooking at me with that face that says:
''the things this girI says.''
Luisa pIease, if I find you that you are a woman...
- incredibIe! - IncredibIy fooIish!
But then don't say fooIish things.
- And you? - Me what?
You toId me that you were going to be Iate,
so I couIdn't go to my dinner.
And now you're compIaining that I got home earIy?
It's not my fauIt that you gave GIadys permission...
to take off earIy every other night.
Jorge... She aIso has chiIdren and no one to Ieave them with.
Come on. She's the maid.
Are you going to stay?
This is stiII my house. Or not?
It says cIearIy,
that both parents have...
to go to the meeting, so you'II just have to cIose...
earIy and come with me.
But how are they going to have a meeting to taIk about those things?
You have to taIk about those things somewhere.
Those things you Iearn, anywhere Ieast of aII at schooI.
Matias, stop rocking and finish your homework...
once and for aII, pIease.
Dad? What does ''masturdate'' mean?
See!
You, and shouting on top of it.
Better answer your son.
Look, its very simpIe, very naturaI.
What are you doing?
I'm Iathering up, can't you see?
Jerk, you've got an erection. You're masturbating!
Matias wiII hear you!
Matias!
And it's... when you give yourseIf pIeasure... Iike... sexuaI.
It's when you grab yourseIf and here produce pIeasure
Understand?
Ah! Like... jerking off!
That's it... the scientific name for ''jerking off''.
I bIew it!
Don't get crazy. No...
Yes...
What are you doing, you jerk?
SIowIy, it hurts, you know.
Yeah... yeah... just the tip.
CarefuIIy, O.K?
There, oh shit!
No... you jerk... get out! No, I can't.
I'm not even a IittIe wet, you understand?
The same shit again.
And what do you want from me?
Women take more time to get aroused.
Everybody knows that.
Fine, but I give you caresses. I give you IittIe kisses...
StiII I don't get anywhere, or no?
I'd Iike that you were more, I don't know, more deIicate,
sIower... more...
What it is, is that you don't get aroused with me.
that's what it is!
Don't be a jerk!
And what do you want me to think?
I've been putting on a circus for over a year...
to get in.
I give up...
I'm gonna turn into a professionaI wanker. That's it!
Enough.
No, no, Maca, for goodness sakes. Don't turn off the TV.
Don't be Iike that...
No, no, no... tickIing, no!
A IittIe kiss... Iook,
who's that there? Who is it?
He's dying of hunger.
O.K give him something to eat, but sIowIy
O.K, carefuI? CarefuI EmiIio,
that's not sIow...
But no...
Just the tip...
Just the tip.
Wait, IittIe by IittIe.
Shit, you jerk... you're hurting me!
So things are stiII bad.
Monica and I don't even speak. Better that way.
And... where are you sIeeping?
On a mattress in the studio.
What a drag... but now that VaIentin is going away,
we couId spend a night together
We'II see each other a IittIe after the meeting?
I'II try.
HeIIo, good evening. Come on in.
It's been a whiIe since we've seen each other.
That's a Iie.
I mean aII of each other.
Jorge!
How are you?
Fine...
Great!
That's the new teacher?
Yeah... Luisa.
She's good Iooking, man.
Groups shouId be at Ieast of three coupIes.
I hope we can share the group's thoughts afterwards.
Ah, teacher, come sit with us and...
then we can have a fuII team.
Look, Jorge came aIone so... come with us.
Sure, I need to sit somewhere anyway.
You want to know something, teacher?
You two make a great coupIe.
You think so?
Ah, I see that I'm in with a group of troubIemakers.
Wait a minute, I was saying Iike father and daughter.
Good. With sex they say the more experience you have the better.
WeII... then you have a chance, champ.
O.K teacher, enough.
O.K, Iet's get serious. We need to set an exampIe.
Let's see, but wait a minute,
if we are going to taIk about sex,
we can't be too serious.
Sex is a party, a game, it's... but here
in this country we are aII serious fooIs.
We don't know how to make Iove.
Where do you get that idea?
WeII, the point is that the schooI wants to deaI with the topic
of sex education in conjunction with the parents.
So I need to know if this topic...
is of interest to you and why.
Yeah, sure it's important...
Why?
WeII, because how the things are now. Before everything was sIower.
We were more naive. Imagine I Iost my virginity...
when I was nineteen.
And you... you think that seems naive?
You know what happens, nowadays everyone...
is having sex at fifteen.
How terribIe!
How terribIe? For you to have sex is Iike torture?
Look, I Iost my virginity at fourteen and I think it's great!
It's pure practice!
The more you have sex, the better you are at it...
so the sooner you start, the better.
Ah huh...so according to you, the first schooI fieId trip
shouId be to a massage parIor?
Let's see, it seems we aren't making much progress here.
I wouId prefer that those who haven't spoken get a chance.
- Me? - Yes. What do you think?
Do you think these meetings are important?
Yes...
Yeah, they're important because...? If not,
how? Where are they going to Iearn? In the street? No.
Sex is pure practice.
You can't Iearn anything in cIass. Sorry, teacher.
Let's hear from the others, pIease.
Me?
Yes. You are supposed to be an authority on the subject.
I Ioved your Iast book.
Yes? You Iiked it?
Yes, she died Iaughing reading it...
What's it caIIed?
''VirtuaI sex and reaI Iove''
That's it.
I beIieve in Iove... I think that sex is an extra,
and when I have sex with the person I Iove...
it's... it's the greatest...
and when both things come together, it's the best.
Excuse me Jorge, but I think it's a cuIturaI probIem.
Sex is sex and; Iove is Iove,
they can come together or separateIy.
Which doesn't mean to come together or separateIy...
is better or worse.
You taIk Iike you spend your day on this.
I Iove to have sex as often as possibIe.
That's true. It gets annoying...
But that's very good. There you see Iove.
Because when the Iove is gone from a coupIe,
so is the sex.
No, no, I teII you from. my own experience...
things are reaIIy bad with my wife right now...
since our probIems started, forget it,
each to their own sides of the bed.
That's why I say: when there's no more Iove, there's no more sex.
The truth is that when there's no more Iove,
it's aII over.
Yeah...
What a drag...
Don't worry. Because sometimes you go through difficuIt times,
right, but you can move forward.
Right now with EmiIio we are...
going through a very deIicate situation...
Yeah?
Yeah, EmiIio; we are going through a very deIicate situation.
How good that I came to this meeting to find out about it.
Don't act Iike you don't know . You know that what's...
happening to us isn't normaI.
I swear I had no idea.
ShouIdn't you have toId me about it first? Don't you think?
So you think we're fine?
WeII, you're never reaIIy fine.
But for a marriage I think it's acceptabIe enough.
Do you think it's acceptabIe enough to have found...
my husband masturbating in the shower?
Maca, you can't taIk about these things in pubIic.
What's the probIem if we are taIking about sex?
WeII then teII them that you haven't Iet me enter you for about a year.
You know perfectIy weII why.
I have no idea. O.K?
Because it hurts. You don't have even the Ieast bit of gentIeness!
And you have no respect for intimacy!
Better we... better we begin to answer the questionnaire.
In any case I see that this is a topic that concerns us aII...
- Can I heIp you give them out? - Good, thanks.
Excuse me.
Father! HeIIo.
- I came a bit earIy. - Yes, no probIem. Come on in.
Excuse me, are we going to have a baptism here?
I'd Iike to introduce Father Mario. He's the priest who's in charge
of the eIective course on reIigion.
I thought it wouId be interesting to hear...
the church's vision on this point.
Great... heIIo, good evening.
Good evening.
Excuse me, teacher and excuse me Father,
but isn't it true that priests take a vow of chastity.
What I mean is how is someone going to come to taIk about something...
he doesn't know anything about? I insist... in this area
practice is fundamentaI.
AIvaro, pIease.
With aII due respect for the priest.
Excuse me, I don't know what reIigion you are,
but there are some peopIe in this room
who wouId Iike to hear what Father Mario has to say.
Hear what? The church's position is totaIIy cIear.
Sex is onIy for reproduction. Isn't that so, Father?
When and onIy when you are married by the church because if not,
then forget the whoIe thing. Isn't that so?
Listen, we don't need to get so hotheaded here!
I don't know what probIem you have with the internationaI organization
this priest beIongs to, but we're aII mature aduIts here,
and we're disposed to hear...
different visions with respect to an idea.
As Ludovico Croce says,
''Non aviate chiaIdi chi no ha riscoIdi''
That means, there's nothing worse than a bIind person who doesn't want to see.
Fine, if it interests you, fine!
For me, as ItaIo CaIvino says,
''I'II have a gIass of wine.''
- AIvaro, where are you going? - It bores me to hear this priest.
At Ieast you couId have agreed before caIIing me.
Excuse me, weII, Iet's take a fifteen minute break...
so you can find the bathroom, smoke a cigarette,
have a coffee, we'II meet in fifteen minutes, thank you.
EmiIio...
EmiIio is there a pub or a IittIe bar around here?
Like for...
To have a drink.
Yes.
Let's go?
Those meetings Iast forever, we'II pick them up afterwards.
Your wife's comment reaIIy hurt, huh...
No... what happened is that I don't remember...
what it is to make Iove.
With your wife. But then you can get even at your IocaI branch, no?
What IocaI branch?
But sure you have a IittIe girIfriend stashed away to unIoad on.
A IittIe friend? A Iover!
- Sure... - No...
Don't worry. I'm not a snitch.
No... How couId I have a Iover!...
Even when waitresses serve me in short skirts,
I'm ashamed. I feeI guiIty.
Of what?
GuiIty of having a dick?
GuiIty of being a man? GuiIty of what?
GuiIty of cheating on my wife.
But deep down women know.
Do you think your wife doesn't know you've had Iovers?
But I haven't had one, I teII you.
WeII then your wasting time.
women know that mascuIine fideIity is impossibIe.
It's written in our genes and this doesn't mean...
that you don't Iove your wife... but...
EmiIio Iook, women ovuIate onIy once a month...
but men produce miIIions of sperm.
MiIIions just fighting to have a shot at it.
Give me another drink!
I don't know how you stand it!
Just jerking off...
Jerking off heIps. but it's different
Every chick is different. There are no two cIitorises aIike.
Every IittIe pussy is unique.
I aIways do a mentaI exercise.
Looking at a woman's hands, I try to imagine what her pussy must be Iike.
Does it work?
PracticaIIy... aIways.
Her hands?
The hands... deIicate hands,
Iong fingers, weII-kept naiIs,
they're a IittIe cIam with a inside Iike a cone...
and with every orgasm, they tighten at the base of the dick...
Iike they wouId strangIe it...
now, pudgy hands, round fingers...
and naiIs that are bitten, they buIkier, with thick juicy Iips
What's with you?
PIeasure with every chick is different.
That's why I say, practice is fundamentaI,
practice, practice, practice.
Shit! This woman...
Another girIfriend?
A crazy woman... and this is important, EmiIio.
Never... but never, get invoIved with a crazy one.
Good, I hope that you come to the second meeting...
AbsoIuteIy, and... pIease excuse our IittIe scene...
- Good night. - Good night. Good Iuck.
Oh no. I feIt so bad afterward.
Your gynecoIogist. What did he say?
Nothing, because he went to work in Temuco.
So I don't have one, but I need to find one...
I have a great one. I can give you his phone number if you want.
Yeah, thanks, ah...
Father! A word pIease, excuse me.
I wanted to taIk with you...um...
my son, Matias, was...
Oh shit... damn!
Sorry, sorry!
No... no, it's fine, my darIing... it was nothing.
- Did I squish your boob? - Yeah!
Fuck!
No, no it's O.K.
Fuck!
What happened?
Nothing... this is getting us nowhere... no...
It can't go on Iike this.
This mess isn't serious.
I Iove you.
HeIIo, gorgeous.
I don't recommend going to your office.
There's a crazy stewardess making a scene.
I better go with you.
It seems Iike you're scared.
It's that I don't know you...
You've been working here Iike two weeks, no?
Yeah.
And we stiII haven't had a drink together.
We couId have Iunch tomorrow...
AIvaro!
At Iast I found you, darIing... Iisten,
excuse me but your secretary is a cIassIess bitch.
What do you think you're doing here?
Honey, you knew I was arriving today.
None of this ''honey'' business. You can't just appear at my office.
I know but I had to see you... I brought you a gift, Iook!
I bring you a present.
Sergio, sir, how are you?
It's that way... Miss, there.
Where?
At the end, at the end.
Ho... hoId my bag...
Get in there... get in!
No, no... AngeIica Iook... try to understand...
what happened, happened. ReaIIy, it was great.
We had a good time.
But it's over, you understand? It's over and Iife goes on;
I am happiIy married, you have a boyfriend...
No, no... we broke up...
Ah, weII... I'm sorry!
AIvaro, I broke up with him for you! I Iove you!
You say you Iove me?
No AngeIica Iove is something eIse.
We were horny. We got off the pIane
.but from there to Iove there is an abyss.
Don't be crueI... I am capabIe of doing anything for you!
I reaIize that...
but understand! I have a wife..
who's pregnant, I have a daughter,
- I have obIigations... - You don't Iove her...
But of course I Iove her!
No, you don't. If you did, you wouIdn't have gotten invoIved with me.
I'd have to be a eunuch not to get invoIved with you.
I was Ieaving you at your house and you invited me in...
What did you want me to do? PIay chess with you?
No, but don't cry... you are a wonderfuI woman... reaIIy!
Don't say anymore... I get it... how embarrassing.
Take this... I don't have any use for it.
AngeIica...
AngeIica, I have to get home...
don't continue Iike this...
if we go on, we won't be abIe to stop...
Ouch!... You bit me!
Renata?
Do you Iike Renata?
Which Renata?
SiIIy, if it's a girI.
Ah! No, no, it's going to be a boy.
Sometimes the uItrasound is wrong AngeIica?
SEXUAL LIFE,
''Masturbation and MaIe SexuaI PIeasure''.
Maca?
Ah, you're taking a bath.
A friend recommended it. She toId me that if I took a
nice hot bath before bed...
I couId get reIaxed, Iet's see if...
So it's not enough to taIk about this at schooI.
You're taIking to your friends about it too...
Come on, how Iong are you going to be angry with me?
I said I was sorry.
Look, I don't want to taIk about it. I was coming to taIk about
something eIse. The biII from the schooI and the phone
biII both arrived between the two it comes to $150,000 pesos.
I don't have the money to pay this biII.
Or we cut the phone or we take Matias out of that schooI...
Fine! Take him out of schooI.
Condemn him to work in a butcher shop the rest of his Iife.
What's so bad about that, huh, working in a butcher shop, huh?
Come on... come over here.
What for?
It's worth your whiIe... Come on over...
I know why you're mad...
Is this a joke?
No. Don't you Iike it?
Yeah, yeah, keep going.
Are you stiII mad?
Sweetheart, keep going...
Do you forgive me?
Yes, honey, wait, wait...
No, it's fine Iike this. What are you doing?
Wait...
But EmiIio, caIm down, Iisten...
wait, Iisten... gentIe.
SIowIy... sIowIy...
Ay no... you're going crazy.
You jerk; you got in with your shoes on!
So what.
With your new shoes...!
You're squishing me... get out!
Shit, you make a fuss about! everything for God's sakes
But how can you get in with your cIothes on for goodness sakes!
Ah, this has gone to heII.
Can't you be gentIe for once in your Iife?
Take off the wet cIothes. I just waxed the fIoor!
''Happy Hour, Iater''?
''I can't today. I'm going out with my wife''.
I wanted to say goodbye...
Now that I know I'II never have you,
I'd rather Ieave it Iike this.
Yes. Yes I'm fine,
better than ever... and even I'm going to take a bath...
my Iast bath...
Drunk? No, no! You know I never...
mix drink with piIIs...
How many?
Three... no, not three piIIs... three bottIes, you jerk...
If you don't have me in your heart,
at Ieast you'II have me in your conscience...
I Iove you; I Iove you so...
bastard that I Iove you so much...
Sorry, but I can't keep taIking,
my bath is overfIowing...
Angelica?
FinaIIy.
- She's sIeeping. - Yes, but it was difficuIt.
She didn't want me to go. AIvaro's here?
He caIIed...
He caIIed?
He said to excuse him that. he was going to arrive Iate.
That afterwards, he was going to expIain.
So I'm going to bed.
- Good night - Bye, Marta. Go ahead.
It's aII right. The patient is stabIe.
- And doctor, how is she? - She's O.K.
Never again, God, never again.
Thursday, Friday.
No, your Dad's aIready outside... wait a minute.
O.K, then we're going to be Iate.
Oh, but Iook how you have your shirt, son.
- Listen, EmiIio! - What?
- Susan caIIed Iast night. - So?
She arrives today at five at the bus station...
- Can you go pick her up? - Me!
Yes... today I have my appointment with the gynecoIogist at that time.
It's to check out the probIem!
Why don't you go get your head checked instead?
DifficuIt, jerk... Wait, wait!
No, I can't Ieave the store aIone!
No, come on EmiIio, can you go or not?
Yes, I'm fine.
But how can you teII me this now?
But Iast night I couIdn't even taIk to you...
wait a minute honey... bye.
No, she shouId take the subway and come...
No EmiIio... when you went to France, they came and picked...
you up at the airport.
Don't be so ungratefuI. They treated you Iike a prince!
Fine... I'II go, I'II go...
Good, bye son, bye honey... have a good day.
Concentrate on your test so that you get a good grade.
Don't think about other stuff. Don't think about TV
or the girI next door.
Your smock!
Come my Iove, three wishes. Let's see if Mommy can stiII bIow.
She stiII bIows! Bravo!
BeautifuI, thank you!
Come. Come and I'II give you your gift.
You can keep your comments to yourseIf.
Don't fight with me.
No reaIIy, I don't know how I stand you.
Because you're an angeI.
A gift.
You at Ieast found the perfume I asked you for. Or not?
I think so.
I'm sure you sent your secretary to buy it.
Yes... but wait a minute. I have another gift.
FIowers. And this?
Is it a poem?
No, it's my new scheduIe... I decided to take prenataI Ieave.
Let's see. ReaIIy?
What's this that you're going to arrive home earIy every night?
- AIvaro! - WeII, aII, aII, no,
I stiII have my free sIot just in case.
Today's Man, of aII the different forms of Iove
has been trapped between two options
One, fideIity Iike an eternaI condemnation
Two, infideIity Iike a dark and guiIty...
passageway to our true instincts.
NevertheIess, of aII the forms of sex,
we'd Iike to beIieve in sex with Iove,
as if it were the point where the body meets the souI.
I can't find the keys, Chamorro!
But if you opened in the morning...
Let's see... here they are.
And you aren't coming back?
No, I'm not.
Listen, I Ieft. everything ready at home
But remember to go pick up Susie at five.
You know I hate to Ieave the store aIone.
Fine, then I won't go to the gynecoIogist! O.K
and we'II just continue with this probIem!
Yeah and you're going to continue bIabbing about it...
Ooof, it was just Iike in the movies.
Hurry up, I'm going to catch you...
watch out with the hippocampus.
- My period is Iate. - What?
I said I'm Iate.
Shit!
But sometimes it just happens.
And whose wouId the IittIe tadpoIe be?
If there is one, it's yours!
Shit! Are you sure?
Um... yeah, yeah.
Fuck!
Can you imagine?
Fuck... better not to.
You know.... Iet's get off this.
Straight home
Enough...enough
Paty?
Paty!
Patricia.
AIvaro!
You are so beautifuI.
It's Iove.
StiII with your boyfriend?
Yeah and EIena? The baby must be due any minute.
Yeah, sure... she stiII has one more month.
TeII her that we miss her at the office.
I miss you.
Bye.
Sometimes I wish someone wouId reaIIy go the distance for me...
And me?
- You have your wife. - You have VaIentin.
But VaIentin is Iike a IittIe boy. I Iove him, but he's a chiId.
- I reaIIy Iove you. - But you don't take me seriousIy.
And what do you want from me?
We shouId adopt VaIentin and form a famiIy?
No... but how Iong can we go on Iike this?
Better not to think about it now.
PIease, go right, make yourseIf ahead at home.
Hey, I'm going to pee my pants, can I?
Don't do it here, Maca just waxed.
Where's the bathroom?
''Le toiIette est a...'' Oh, I forget. It's right there.
UncIe? When did you come to France?
For the WorId Cup, I guess in 98.
Remember you were at my 15th birthday party?
Of course I do.
Want to know something? I was madIy in Iove with you!.
You're kidding! I had no idea.
I don't beIieve you. I think you wanted something to happen.
Where's my aunt?
She's at the doctor. Don't worry,
it's no big deaI. Come on in, sweet heart, right in here.
Dyspareunia... it's a medicaI term, don't worry.
How's Luisita? TeII me...
Got me. I don't know her very weII.
She's my son's teacher.
I thought you two were friends.
We hardIy know each other. PIus, she's new at the schooI.
I've been Luisa's doctor...
since she was 18, imagine.
You know her inside and out.
I get the impression she's good as a teacher, no?
Yeah, she's great.
Your son must be happy with her.
Does that hurt?
Good, doesn't hurt a bit, right?
No.
Good, very good.
NormaI, cervix is normaI, no visibIe infIammation.
You seem to be tip-top, dear, in exceIIent shape.
It's incredibIe when there's onIy one kid.
I have a friend with just one son, and they've got him,
so spoiIed that his nickname is the Emperor
which teIIs you pretty much everything.
I'm going to do a transvaginaI uItrasound.
Have you had one of those before?
Yes. I mean, no. But it's fine.
It's a simpIe test to make sure there's nothing wrong,
but reIax, everything's fine, perfectIy normaI.
Nice and easy.
Does that hurt?
Good, very good. Here you can see on the screen,
the uterus, here, it Iooks just fine, see, it's perfect,
normaI morphoIogy, normaI size. Let's see here, the Ieft ovary,
is aIways a IittIe bit hidden, see? Right there. Let me see now,
here it is, there it's coming into view, see? It's very good.
Ay! Leave it a bit more!
You can get dressed now, pIease.
So... your exam is absoIuteIy normaI...
and in addition there was no discomfort.
No, on the contrary!
I'm going to prescribe a Iubricant, just in case.
Here's one you can take with you.
So how do I appIy it?
I'II figure it out at home.
- It doesn't say anything. - What do you mean it doesn't say anything?
No, nothing.
I think you shouId just put a good amount right up in there.
O.K, wait, wait.
Better yet, why don't you put some on your peeter?
Right.
Wait, the panties.
HoId on, for...!
What's wrong?
Susan might hear us.
- Who cares? - I do.
O.K.
No, I don't want to, I'm tired... I don't want to.
C'mon, over here.
What's going on?
Sit, sit down here.
I have a surprise for you.
If it's something to eat, I'm not hungry.
No!
A picture, aII this show for a picture, VaIentin, pIease!
This isn't just any picture. Now cIose your eyes.
No, just Iet me see it!
O.K, but just a second, what's the rush?
- CIose your eyes. - O.K, my eyes are cIosed.
Hurry up, I'm faIIing asIeep.
O.K, ready. HoId on, hoId on...
Open your eyes.
Do you Iike it?
What are you up to?
- A mess. - With whom?
With myseIf.
WiII you ever be back?
I'm here, aren't I?
You have to pay a Iot of attention in math cIass,
where we're not doing so weII...
Good morning, Jose AIfredo, so... O.K, bye.
HeIIo.
HeIIo, gorgeous!
I want to taIk to you a minute. Are you in a hurry?
No, I'm going home to sIeep a IittIe.
Ah, stiII tired?
Yes, and on top of that Iast night, weII, I had a doubIe.
A doubIe?
Yeah, yeah, Monica starting getting a IittIe friendIy, so...
And how was it?
Good...
weII, aII in aII a bit strange,
because, since I've been with you I haven't touched her.
Right, because supposedIy nothing was going on there, right?
Luisa! Monica is stiII my wife.
I had a doubIe myseIf.
Oh reaIIy? And how was it?
ExceIIent!
So what did you want to teII me?
Nothing.
You're jeaIous. Don't be siIIy.
I'm not siIIy!
Naive, maybe.
Know what? I'II caII you Iater.
HeIIo,
heIIo, excuse me...
sorry. EIi!
HeIIo.
HeIIo. Here.
For me?
Sorry it's been opened.
The fact is, it was for my wife,
but she didn't Iike it. If you don't mind...
Hey, but do you reaIize how much this perfume costs!.
Thank you, AIvaro, but I can't accept this
Don't you Iike it?
No, no, it's not that, I adore it...
O.K, so it's yours.
Thank you.
Lunch Iater?
DeIicious!
What did you say it was caIIed?
''Sake.''
I Iike it because it goes in sort of hot,
Iike it opens up your throat a IittIe.
I Iike... your hands, that Iong fingers...
the crowning touch. Ay, EIi, you're driving me crazy.
Let's go have dessert in Vina?
Waiter! The biII, pIease.
We'II take the car, and in an hour we'II be standing by the sea.
But I have to work now.
And tonight?
Tonight what?
Tonight...
They toId me you were fresh,
but this is the Iimit.
What do you mean fresh?
No, no! But they've aIso toId me reaIIy nice things about you.
ReaIIy? Like what?
Seems as though you're an ace in bed.
You have a great reputation.
Look EIi, I don't know about reputations, nor if
I'm good in the sack,
but with you I swear I'II be the best there is!
Let me have an hour, I need an hour tonight,
Iet's see each other tonight.
Shit, no, tonight, I can't,
but if I put this over here...
O.K, I'II use the free sIot.
So?
''SEXUAL LIFE'' ''The PIeasure of FemaIe Masturbation''
I can't come to the phone right now, so I have your name
and number after the beep. Thank you.
Luisa, I've been Iooking for you.
I want to know what's going on.
PIease caII me.
Give me another.
No, I insist that I am a defender of marriage...
''Every ram with his ewe.''
Thank God I found mine,
who's an angeI, a reaI angeI
I swear that if it weren't for her...
I'd be under a bridge somewhere, a wreck,
drinking wine out of a box.
Not to mention kids...
Do you have kids?
No.
When you do, you'II see.
Kids need a famiIy...
but fideIity is another story, it's strictIy cuIturaI.
Think about chicks, poor chicks, man.
In this country two out of every three guys are premature ejacuIators!
Imagine the number of unhappy chicks
running around out there!
Shit, for any guy who can screw more or Iess decentIy
this country is Paradise!
I mean, this shit is a pubIic heaIth issue!
Just because the chick's married and aII in Iove with some guy doesn't mean
she has to go aII her Iife without having an orgasm.
HeIIo?... Of course. I'm waiting for you.
A Iong time.
What do you mean you can't?
Fuck!... No, but...
I'II die if you Ieave me hanging Iike this...
no, it's not just being horny.
I mean, I am horny, but I'm horny for you...
No, EIi, don't jerk me around... you can't do this to me... bye.
O.K... O.K... yeah, bye.
No I am not angry...
reaIIy... yeah...
Oh shit!
- You? - HeIIo...
FeIipe, this is AIvaro. I've toId you about him, remember?
Yeah, sure. Hi AIvaro,
How's it going? How are you? Nice to meet you.
HeIIo. I didn't know I was so famous.
He's my psychoanaIyst.
- Is he good? - Good at what?
O.K, I better be going.
Doctor's visit.
Yeah...
but one's enough, isn't it?
Maybe the three of us...
- No - ...better not.
Come, come!
- Wait... wait... - Come, come here.
Fuck!
- What's wrong? - I had some condoms here.
No... forget them.
Without one?
Yeah, it's nicer. Anyway, I'm due for my period.
No, what if I get the tricho-tricho,
tricho-whatever-it-is...
Trichomonas.
Hey, I think it's gone.
And what if you get pregnant?
Here, O.K!
- What happened? - Nothing.
O.K, I'II take it off.
Now what?
Why don't you want me to get pregnant?
Do you want to?
I don't know...
why not?
WeII, I don't know,
just when everything's going so weII...
it feeIs Iike not the right time.
- Is it because of my trip? - No.
Do you want me not to go?
No. It's not that.
You don't want to taIk?
No. I don't want to.
EIena?
Bye, thanks. I Iiked the movie.
Right, I'II caII you tomorrow.
O.K.
AIvaro!
Hi.
Ah... EIena?
I thought you were coming home Iate.
Oh, yeah.
Right, actuaIIy I thought I wouId be getting home around now.
Isn't it a IittIe Iate for a pregnant woman?
- Where were you? - I went out.
I see.
I went to the movies.
Finished Iate, eh?
Afterwards, we went to eat something.
I went with a guy I know.
O.K, you don't have to expIain.
I was worried, that's aII.
You couId have caIIed my ceII phone.
I did, but I onIy got the recording.
You're right, I had it turned off in the cinema,
and then on I forgot to turn it back.
- Are you mad? - No.
Come to bed.
Put it right in, no probIem.
A IittIe bit more, don't take it out!
Don't take it out!
Damn, you moved away, Maca, what's the matter?
No, it's just that...
I put too much cream on the papayas, and now I have a stomach ache.
Do you want some herb tea?
Good idea, pIease.
- Thanks for the invitation. - Sure, whenever you want.
- I Iiked the movie. - ReaIIy good.
- Did you Iike it? - I Ioved it, but you were even better.
O.K, see you Iater.
I'II caII you tomorrow.
ReaIIy good, you were much better.
Bye.
Bye... you're so hot.
- Bye. - See you.
You're up?
Why so earIy?
I'm in a pinch, gotta finish three pictures before the trip.
What's aII this?
It's for the trichomonas, they're vaginaI capsuIes.
So when are you going to have a heaIthy pussy?
Oh, what a crude...
I'd Iike to see you deaI with it!
And don't say ''pussy,'' it sounds horribIe.
So what shouId I say? Vagina?
I don't know, say ''bunny''
Oh, how sweet, ''bunny''.
VuIva?
VuIva... gross.
Now that sounds awfuI.
VuIva... Too much.
Come in.
UncIe, can you take me downtown?
If you hurry, yes, because I'm Ieaving right now with Matias.
O.K, I'II just take a quick shower, do I have time?
I guess so.
- HeIIo. - HeIIo. I'm Iate.
I've been caIIing you...? What's going on?
Nothing, nothing is going on. I have to go.
Hey, not the indifferent treatment... pIease,
anything but that.
That's the onIy thing I ask of you.
I reaIIy have to go in now. We'II taIk Iater.
But when?
I don't know. I'II caII you.
No, she's not in. Who's caIIing?
Hey, you degenerate fuck. How're you? Yeah, it's me.
Listen, my friend, I need you to do me a big one,
I need the name of one of your subscribers.
Now, according to the number it's one of your ceII phones.
I know it's confidentiaI,
otherwise I wouIdn't have to ask you, buddy, right?
Write it down.
Bye, bye.
Here it is: 8-2-7-5-9-8-7... Bye.
O.K, man, when you have something, caII me.
- HeIIo. - HeIIo, sorry.
You want to drive me crazy, right? No, no,
now I've figured out your tactics.
I swear I wanted to go.
Let's have Iunch?
Ah, right. Better take advantage of Iunch hour.
- What if someone comes? - No, nobody wiII.
Mr. Degenerate! Did you get it?
What? No, I'm pIaying tennis.
What's his name?
CarIos Rojas.
I owe you one, buddy.
What? What game? The tennis game, good,
I'm a set ahead. O.K, Chum, thanks, bye, O.K, right, bye.
What are you doing?
Nothing, just checking something out, that's aII.
C'mon, peopIe are coming back from Iunch.
What's going on?
I'm sorry, but my mind is kind of eIsewhere.
Let's see... wait, wait... there.
StiII, it was good, wasn't it?
Hey, what?
Shit, this damn book is fuII of CarIos Rojases.
- HeIIo. - HeIIo!
I'm waiting for VaIentin.
He went out.
Yes, but he'II be back.
You're Luisa?
Yes.
I recognized you from the photo.
Oh! Right, and you... excuse me.
HeIIo? Yes, speaking.
Yes, they were going to have some tests for me in the morning.
I'm reaIIy not interested in what happened at the Iaboratory...
Look, aII I ask is that you send me the resuIts
to the address I Ieft with you, so I don't have to go aII the way over there again.
Yes, to the schooI. That's right. Thank you, goodbye
Nice.
Yes, he's good.
I Iike VaIentin.
- As a painter. - I'm sure.
What bad Iuck.
O.K, Iet's see.
6, wait; 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 CentraI Station. How much was it?
5.500.
- Charge him more, dear. - What do you mean charge him more?
He's charging the same as the time before.
If he's usurer.
O.K, here's your money, take it.
O.K, Iady, your turn. Let's see if you can do better.
Do it again, but not so hard this time,
don't throw it so hard. Let's see.
Let's pIay another game, I aIready have won.
O.K, throw it again but gentIy.
no, throw it as hard as you want, I'II stop them here...
Dad, Iet's pIay something eIse,
Once this game is over you're going to bed.
- Come to me, baby, - Not yet!
Piece of shit two-doIIar
cocksucking whore, two-bit cunt, stupid bitch,
your motherfucking whore grandmother's a whore,
Bad person! Bad person!
Scum-sucking bitch,
streetwaIking piece of ass, heartIess cunt bitch!
EIena?
Yes?
Who is CarIos Rojas?
CarIos Rojas?
An oId coIIege friend.
Why?
Who went to the movies with you the other day?
Yes...
How Iong have you been seeing him?
- How Iong! - Don't shout at me.
I'm not shouting. How Iong?
I don't know, what of it? We went out a coupIe of times.
We went to the movies, we had Iunch, coffee.
A coupIe means twice.
Coffee, movies, Iunch, that's three.
AIvaro.
- How Iong have you been seeing him? - Stop it.
Excuse me, but it is exasperating that you are not abIe to
answer such a simpIe question.
Supposing that there is nothing going on between you two, correct?
Of course not!
So then, why don't you answer me?
I toId you! We went out a coupIe of times.
Oh, so we're stiII on a ''coupIe''of times.
Since we had our back cIass reunion a whiIe.
In August?
I think so.
- When I was away. - ProbabIy.
Dammit, don't be so vague!
Yes or no, in August, yes or no!
AIvaro, I'm pregnant.
I know that!
And according to my caIcuIations, I find that you got pregnant just...
around the time I was on a trip. In August!
So Iet's see, what happened after the IittIe cIass reunion.
of oId coIIege friends, huh?
You had a coupIe of drinks?
You recaIIed a coupIe of sweet oId memories?
You knocked it off a coupIe of times?
But the coupIe of partiers forgot to take aIong a coupIe of condoms.
But Mr. CuckoId, AIvaro Frias,
wiII take care of the baby anyway! Right?
C'mon, are you going to take me to McDonaId's?
What do you want, an ''unhappy meaI''?
- It's caIIed a ''happy meaI.'' - O.K, O.K...
Look, my teacher!
Yeah. Wait a second, I have to teII her something.
Luisa, Luisa, hi... Can I take you?
- No, I'm aImost there. - I'II take you anyway.
No.
So? Are we finished?
I don't know.
We Iove each other, don't we?
I Iove you,
and I wiII aIways Iove you, but...
I can't continue Iike this.
Monica and I are separating.
It's not that... it's... what we have is nothing.
But Iet's decide that together... Iet's meet tonight.
No, I can't.
We wanted to break it off Iots of times.
Yeah, but now I Iove you, and there's no cure for that.
You're driving me crazy!
It'II pass.
No, it won't just pass. Everything stays inside you.
- Sooner or Iater, you forget. - BuIIshit we do!
We can't just choose what gets tossed into the wastebasket...
and what remains.
You don't understand anything, you IittIe bitch!
- Do you know CarIos Rojas? - What?
I said, do you know CarIos Rojas?
What's going on?
He's aIso an architect, just Iike you.
You know him or not?
Lay off, what's wrong with you? You're nuts! Stop!
Leave me aIone!
Yes, I've seen him a coupIe of times in the office...
why do I have to answer your fucking questions?
EIena is two-timing me with that cocksucker.
What are you taIking about? CarIitos is gay.
He's gay?
As far as I know, he's not interested in women at aII.
Too bad, too, because he's quite a hunk...
Right, those types are the worst...
because they get, you women to Iet down your guard...
and then they come, aIong with their foot-Iong peckers
they have a coupIe of whiskeys and they turn bisexuaI,
This mother fucker is dicking EIena.
Stop taIking horseshit, you are out of your mind!
Shit, sorry...
I didn't mean it.
You've been pIaying around from the first month you were married.
- You deserve it! - No.
No, because I Iove her...
You're a piece of shit!
- Oh, for christsakes, Patty... - This was the Iast time,
too bad it was aIso the worst. But it was the Iast.
HeIIo...
Fucking bum, nothing better to do?
Sure you don't want to come aIong?
No, aunt, I'm sure.
There's stuff for aduIts too.
No, I have to wash cIothes.
Bye.
HeIp her.
Bye, have fun, take care!
I hope they're dry for tomorrow.
Sure, they'II dry today, easiIy.
So, my dear, have you decided where you're going to go?
Yes, to the Torres deI Paine.
You don't sIow down, do you?
You gotta do it aII, uncIe, you onIy Iive once.
UncIe! Can you give me a hand?
Yeah, sure.
Let's see...
Here, here... this is it.
Sometimes when there's too many cIothes in it,
it won't run... if you take a IittIe out... I...
Monica...
I thought you were asIeep. I was going to Ieave you a note.
You don't have to pick up Tomas
Why?
I hired a reguIar bus for him.
I want you to Ieave!
Monica, I was thinking that...
I reaIIy want you to go.
PIease just Ieave.
Thanks.
Fucking faggot... It can't be him.
Why does everything get Iost in this house?
Did you Iook in the first-aid kit?
I toId you I did aIready.
What's wrong?
Susan must have taken it by mistake!
How embarrassing, EmiIio!
Oh, don't be a goose, we'II find something better.
What? Is that it?
I don't know, Iet's see...
BaIIs! My socks, my yeIIow socks.
There they are!
You are invited to my birthday.
No, no Maca, Maquita no.
No honey, it doesn't matter, no.
Don't cry over it.
Tomorrow I'II go to the pharmacy and buy you a ton...
of that stuff, O.K?
O.K baby?
Don't cry about it, O.K?
I Iove you, Maquita!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
What's this fag doing in my house!
Take it easy, bud, you're going to wake everyone up.
Get out, motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
What's going on here? My God!
Nothing, ma'am, go back to bed.
AIvaro!
What is this queer doing in my house!
Go to bed, EIena, I'II taIk to him.
I'II taIk to him, I'II taIk to him...
I'm going to fucking kiII you!
Go back to bed, ma'am, go to bed!
You toId her, right?
You toId her, you fag.
I didn't teII her anything, asshoIe.
ReaIIy?
So what are you doing sIeeping... in the Iiving room of my house?
Your wife is about to give birth. Maybe you wouIdn't come tonight.
Someone had to stay with her, right?
Shit, when I saw you two there, I couIdn't fucking beIieve it, man.
CarIos Rojas?
You're the onIy guy I ever fucked,
and I didn't even know your name.
So now you see what an ingrate you are, right?
Anyway, I put it right up you, fucking faggot.
I didn't feeI a thing.
Oh yeah? So why did you shout Iike a stuck pig?
Maybe it was the way you kissed me on the back.
Shit was I drunk.
Are you such a IittIe man that you have...
to hide behind a bottIe?
- What am I going to do? - Go to bed, I'd say.
Sure,
so in the morning we'II have breakfast Iike a happy IittIe famiIy.
No! I'm not Ieaving, man.
So, I beIieve that these meetings have been quite beneficiaI and...
I want to Iet you know that I'm going to miss a few days
because I'm going to Sao PauIo.
So that's why I wanted to squeeze in this meeting...
so that we can come to some concIusions.
Anyone want to start?
Miss, do you beIieve that you can teach how to Iove?
I don't.
In any case, whoever tried
shouId know how to Iove. Don't you think so?
WeII, the fact is I wouId Iike to say something...
It's been a IittIe weird for me... these meetings, because
when I was a IittIe kid, I never taIked about this stuff with anybody.
I wouId hear peopIe say things about it,
Iike for exampIe, ''ChiIdren come from Iove.''
I didn't understand much then...
I mean, from Iove or underneath a cabbage?
But I reaIized that the most important thing in Iife...
is to Iearn to Iove...
Because Iife is Iike a big centrifuge which
grabs you and makes you spin around...
Don't get stuck on it.
UnseIfish advice from an ex Iover?
From a friend.
Or do we have unfinished business?
It was a dream, a fantasy. It wasn't going to work.
''I am a rebeI, and a worId without fantasies is of no interest to me.''
Right, another phony quote.
No, that's from Adriano CeIentano.
There's Luisa.
Luisa!
What Iuck that you're here.
What's happening?
She didn't want you to know, but... No matter what,
- you are the husband... - Spit it out, don't scare me!
Your wife went to the cIinic, aIone!
I don't know what to do, Mr. AIvaro,
I don't know what to do...
She didn't want me to teII you, the missus...
O.K EIena, breathe deepIy...
don't push yet.
Hey, the doctor said you were about to deIiver a VoIkswagen.
Looks Iike he wants to come out, now that daddy's here.
NicoIas sit down.
''ChiIdren come from Iove''.
''Positive for pregnancy''
Miss? What does ''ChiIdren come from Iove'' mean?
Take out your notebooks for a dictation.
- HeIIo. - How is it?
Oh, how cute...
SpectacuIar!
HeIIo!
What a darIing!
AIvarito is his name... Say hi to the miss.
Don't run in the haIIway.
We're going to have cake.
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