1 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,801 Every fucking morning. 2 00:00:49,002 --> 00:00:50,702 -- I heard that. -- No, you didn't. 3 00:00:50,769 --> 00:00:52,497 -- Yes I did. -- I did too. 4 00:00:54,668 --> 00:00:56,668 Hey, Sandy, what the hell. 5 00:00:56,989 --> 00:01:00,393 -- Mom! -- It's just for germs, they're for enemy. 6 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,789 -- Good luck in your test. -- And I need luck. 7 00:01:06,254 --> 00:01:08,272 -- [Mumbles], Mom. -- I'm sorry. 8 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:13,887 Have a great day. And remember, own your own power. 9 00:01:13,888 --> 00:01:16,241 Powerful Frank can learn. 10 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:18,987 Sorry. 11 00:01:19,059 --> 00:01:21,538 Don't forget to bring the DVD for my birthday. 12 00:01:21,573 --> 00:01:24,372 I told Lizzie she's not bringing it for show and tell tomorrow. 13 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:28,485 -- Do I ever forget anything? -- Just do it! Ok, Mom? 14 00:01:30,371 --> 00:01:32,371 Go! 15 00:02:33,626 --> 00:02:37,410 Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr. 6th birthday celebration. 16 00:02:37,445 --> 00:02:40,537 - We have many famous guests. famous. -Well, we're here. 17 00:02:44,269 --> 00:02:45,969 Cute. 18 00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:20,296 Yeah, that's it. 19 00:03:22,124 --> 00:03:24,256 Oh, Molly, Molly. 20 00:03:24,365 --> 00:03:26,139 Molly Foster?! 21 00:03:26,174 --> 00:03:29,766 You're a magician. A little magician. 22 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,325 Doing Sandy a nice favor. 23 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,012 Molly. Yes, Molly. 24 00:03:45,512 --> 00:03:47,624 Oh, my God! 25 00:03:52,554 --> 00:03:55,464 Mom I don't understand why we have to move into the city? 26 00:03:56,910 --> 00:04:01,166 The city is the center of everything honey It will be a fresh start. 27 00:04:01,201 --> 00:04:05,847 Dad said that only minority ventured Capitalists live in the city. 28 00:04:05,848 --> 00:04:07,448 And now we do too. 29 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:28,535 Are we gonna meet any transvestite? 30 00:04:28,629 --> 00:04:30,167 What is transvestite? 31 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:33,339 It is a person who has a penis and a vagina and they live in the city. 32 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,540 That's not what it is. 33 00:04:35,677 --> 00:04:38,856 Okay, guys, it's the place. 34 00:04:39,137 --> 00:04:41,073 I really have to pee. 35 00:04:41,108 --> 00:04:43,504 Can you hold it a little longer? 36 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:45,966 Welcome to New York City. 37 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:48,561 We're only here because our parents are getting a divorce. 38 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:51,039 stop smiling or I'm taking you to Oprah. 39 00:04:51,074 --> 00:04:52,853 -- Sadie. -- You know I've read about this. 40 00:04:53,088 --> 00:04:56,337 It's fairly typical behavior for children of divorced. 41 00:04:56,472 --> 00:04:58,520 How about taking the bags? 42 00:04:58,555 --> 00:05:01,958 Mommy, check this out! We're writing our names. 43 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:04,359 Oh God! 44 00:05:08,556 --> 00:05:10,824 You can't move around for the rest of your life. 45 00:05:11,539 --> 00:05:15,117 It's only been three weeks, mom. Give me some time. 46 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:17,354 Oh, such a smart girl. 47 00:05:17,389 --> 00:05:21,335 She never graduated college, and you hated her. 48 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:24,428 But the French, she spoke it so beautiful. 49 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:25,911 She was from there. 50 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:30,124 She was a Finklestein, It is hard not to love a Finklestein. 51 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:33,721 Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Lou, and she arranged a job interview, 52 00:05:33,756 --> 00:05:36,591 Women's Center, where she used to work, Get you out of your punk. 53 00:05:36,626 --> 00:05:39,113 I have a job, at the coffee shop. 54 00:05:39,348 --> 00:05:42,344 Oh, it's depressing and you're a college graduate, Aram, for crying out loud. 55 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:46,216 You'll finally put that Ladies Studies major of yours to good use. 56 00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:49,471 It's a minor, Dad and it's called sociology. 57 00:05:49,806 --> 00:05:53,460 BA from Stanford Journalism from Northwestern. 58 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:57,085 You do realize that it's just a stat checking job? 59 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,772 I've been raising two kids, and 60 00:06:03,173 --> 00:06:05,324 I'm divorced. 61 00:06:06,272 --> 00:06:10,601 And I'm sure I'll be good at this because I'm very organized. 62 00:06:12,571 --> 00:06:16,750 I love sports, well not hockey, so much. 63 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:21,851 You see, once the kids were born I decided to stay home for a while. 64 00:06:22,379 --> 00:06:26,707 Coz you know, babies take up a lot of time. 65 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,625 Maybe you don't know. 66 00:06:30,744 --> 00:06:35,009 Anyway, eventually they went to school 67 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:37,963 and I started having a little time in my hands. 68 00:06:38,077 --> 00:06:41,251 And compiled these stat books, 69 00:06:41,286 --> 00:06:44,281 and made up this graphing system. 70 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:45,882 Yeah, hmm. 71 00:07:02,176 --> 00:07:03,495 How? 72 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:07,330 It's time, and a great satellite TV package. 73 00:07:08,608 --> 00:07:13,675 Aram Finklestein, that's a Jewish name, right? 74 00:07:19,796 --> 00:07:22,801 What are your feelings about women, Aram? 75 00:07:23,566 --> 00:07:25,963 Are you kidding? I think you're great up until... 76 00:07:26,698 --> 00:07:31,576 Recently I was planning on spending the rest of my life with a woman. 77 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:37,273 Not that I wanted to spend it with a man, I just ... 78 00:07:37,808 --> 00:07:40,580 One experience with a woman, 79 00:07:42,933 --> 00:07:48,903 kinda took away my faith in love, and I guess, everything. 80 00:07:50,821 --> 00:07:55,341 Aram, I know you took some Women's studies courses in College. 81 00:07:55,376 --> 00:07:58,906 But other than that, do you have any kind of experience 82 00:07:58,907 --> 00:08:01,730 that you think might have prepared you for this job? 83 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:09,397 I used to buy tampons for my mother. 84 00:08:09,949 --> 00:08:14,038 You will fit in perfectly, yes. 85 00:08:16,346 --> 00:08:18,905 I have met my soul mate. 86 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:23,210 You met a really hot French girl who needed a green card. 87 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,624 -- She was so ... -- Hot. 88 00:08:25,659 --> 00:08:27,706 -- She wasn't that. -- Sexy. 89 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,818 It was something else. She needed me. 90 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:32,690 Yes, to get a green card. 91 00:08:32,725 --> 00:08:36,790 There's gotta be more meaning to it than all of this. 92 00:08:36,825 --> 00:08:41,739 You know living at your parents' place isn't exactly ... grab a life by the balls you know. 93 00:08:41,774 --> 00:08:43,470 I'm saving up. 94 00:08:43,505 --> 00:08:48,523 I hate to tell you this but ... you work in a coffee shop. 95 00:08:49,261 --> 00:08:51,880 And your hot French wife left you for her brother. 96 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:53,391 Stop it. 97 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:55,633 Can I get you something? 98 00:08:56,141 --> 00:08:59,301 Yeah, this ad says... you have an apartment for rent? 99 00:08:59,336 --> 00:09:00,734 Yet, ours have a ... 100 00:09:01,335 --> 00:09:04,533 Which I would be happy to show you. 101 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:07,534 -- Sure. -- Cool. 102 00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:10,135 [Whispering]. 103 00:09:10,269 --> 00:09:13,114 I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram. 104 00:09:13,149 --> 00:09:15,530 He's trying to figure out the meaning of life. 105 00:09:15,565 --> 00:09:20,118 He also is a wonderful babysitter if you ever need one. 106 00:09:20,980 --> 00:09:22,840 Just a break of the apartment. 107 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,774 -- Hey, little guys. -- Mama, I do not want to live here. 108 00:09:25,809 --> 00:09:29,136 -- I want my room. -- How many more apartment are we going to look at? 109 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:37,724 -- I got an apartment. -- You're fast. 110 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:42,330 It's not great, but my husband won't be there so that's a plus. 111 00:09:42,365 --> 00:09:44,601 How are you so well adjusted? 112 00:09:44,636 --> 00:09:47,955 All those years with the PTA, I don't have a choose. 113 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:49,729 How's the job search? 114 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:52,496 I got one, fact check for SNN. 115 00:09:52,531 --> 00:09:56,319 You are unbelievable, you're almost fully healed. 116 00:09:56,354 --> 00:10:00,599 You know everyone says what a nightmare it is to get divorced you're bad, I feel good. 117 00:10:01,265 --> 00:10:02,966 No residual or anything? 118 00:10:03,726 --> 00:10:06,288 This is the best thing that ever happened to me. 119 00:10:06,623 --> 00:10:08,811 Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing 120 00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:11,804 day after day like a "hamster in a wheel. 121 00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:13,538 Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness. 122 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:17,047 All you need now to complete the healing is to get laid. 123 00:10:17,082 --> 00:10:19,709 Oh no, that's one thing I'm not ready for. 124 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,829 Look I don't expect you to fall in love with this guy. 125 00:10:23,549 --> 00:10:27,066 This guy? Oh, no! What have you done? 126 00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:30,138 A chiropractor, who fixed me up with that whole elevator shaft thing. 127 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:33,826 Anyway, he smells great, and went to an Ivy League College. 128 00:10:33,861 --> 00:10:35,840 -- Where? -- Santa Barbara. 129 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,505 That's not Ivy League. 130 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,807 Well, he's in great shape, and he has a country house. 131 00:10:39,842 --> 00:10:41,363 And I already told him all about you. 132 00:10:41,398 --> 00:10:44,566 Wait, I think that's the kid who showed me the apartment. 133 00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:46,502 The one that tried to kiss you? 134 00:10:46,537 --> 00:10:49,342 No, he just works in the coffee shop right below. 135 00:10:49,377 --> 00:10:52,193 -- Too bad, he's cute. -- Yeah like 10. 136 00:10:52,228 --> 00:10:54,179 Nice ass, Coffee boy. 137 00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,094 Just go out with my chiropractor, and have a good time 138 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:05,405 maybe screw him, you know, that's seems right. 139 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:12,852 Why are you here? It's been three weeks. 140 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:14,595 I came to see you. 141 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:43,226 Have fun. 142 00:11:43,261 --> 00:11:46,898 There's this huge kid, and he has like so much fat on him. 143 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:51,497 He sat at me at gym class, and told me who would changed my name to Pablo. 144 00:11:51,532 --> 00:11:55,779 -- Frankie, that is terrible, are you okay sweetie?. -- it's Pablo. 145 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:57,209 and yes, it was fun. 146 00:11:57,244 --> 00:11:59,859 -- So, listen ... -- Oh, uh. 147 00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:02,720 -- What? -- Whenever you say, "So, listen," 148 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,358 is always something strange. 149 00:12:04,393 --> 00:12:07,636 It's not weird, it's just that I'm thinking about going on a date. 150 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,348 I don't know, what I really want to but I, 151 00:12:10,383 --> 00:12:13,423 I think it will be a positive step for me.. 152 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,312 But I just wanted to see how you guys would feel about it.. 153 00:12:16,347 --> 00:12:18,012 Are you gonna have sex with them? 154 00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,735 That's an inappropiate question.. 155 00:12:25,664 --> 00:12:30,597 Hey guys, you know, if we're gonna live in the city, 156 00:12:30,632 --> 00:12:33,178 we're gonna have to learn to deal with these kind of stuff ok. 157 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,257 So just stick with me and be polite. 158 00:12:43,025 --> 00:12:45,420 -- Hello -- Hi 159 00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:50,685 Thanks you for coming in on such short notice. 160 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,428 I won't normally put you on this type of situation, 161 00:12:52,463 --> 00:12:55,354 without some training, but we're really in a vine. 162 00:12:55,389 --> 00:12:58,491 -- Whatever I can do to help. -- Ok, great, now why don't you put your suit on. 163 00:12:58,526 --> 00:13:00,112 And then meet me at the activities room. 164 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,822 -- A suit? -- Yeah, it's in the closet behind you. 165 00:13:02,857 --> 00:13:06,781 Now try to hurry, self-defense class starts exactly at 5:30. 166 00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:09,110 Mommy, why do you have to do this? 167 00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:13,262 Because now that we live in New York we're gonna all kinds of different people. 168 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:15,186 and we need to know how to deal with them. 169 00:13:15,221 --> 00:13:16,977 Like the man with the penis? 170 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:23,696 So you're walking down the street, and all of a sudden you hear ... 171 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,997 hey, sweet lips, I like that ass. 172 00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:32,143 Hey mommy, why don't you come over here, sit on my face ...? 173 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:36,537 Hey, kid, how would like to make a quick $ 100? 174 00:13:36,572 --> 00:13:40,147 -- Yes, sure. -- No, you don't kid, you don't want that money. 175 00:13:40,546 --> 00:13:44,110 Self--preservation in in a city of predators. 176 00:13:44,611 --> 00:13:47,411 That's what you will learn in here. 177 00:13:48,451 --> 00:13:50,756 Let's meet our perfetrator. 178 00:13:54,494 --> 00:13:56,177 Hi 179 00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:03,602 No words perf unless they're scripted. 180 00:14:03,937 --> 00:14:05,908 Begin scenario eight. 181 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,229 Hey, sweet lips. 182 00:14:20,805 --> 00:14:23,047 Scenario 3. 183 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:28,693 Hey, baby, that should be illegal. 184 00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:37,201 5. 185 00:14:37,856 --> 00:14:41,374 Mrs. Sanchez, it appears you have a yeast infection, 186 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:47,457 and an unbelievable set of tits. 187 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,701 For our last exercise, I am going to demonstrate 188 00:14:56,736 --> 00:15:00,309 what I call, "Ocean of anger." 189 00:15:00,827 --> 00:15:03,690 Hold on, because we are about to go deep. 190 00:15:04,142 --> 00:15:06,671 All of us as women have developed 191 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,598 a reservoir of resentment and anger. 192 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,051 And these reservoirs put together form an ocean, 193 00:15:14,338 --> 00:15:19,565 and this ocean is available for all us to draw from. 194 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:24,089 It holds the collective power of every women, 195 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:29,077 who has ever been wronged in an inappropriate sexual remark 196 00:15:29,269 --> 00:15:33,643 being underpaid for a job you've done better than a man, 197 00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:37,660 ancestor who was a slave. 198 00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:43,226 Or rice picker, or simply 199 00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:45,202 lowman on the totem pole. 200 00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:51,589 A husband who has wronged you, who has cheated and lied to you, 201 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:55,184 or you, or you, or you. 202 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:58,962 -- I'm a lesbian. -- See me after class. 203 00:15:59,032 --> 00:16:04,545 All of this anger is present in all of you, right now and always. 204 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,104 I need a volunteer. 205 00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:12,912 Mom! 206 00:16:14,484 --> 00:16:16,108 Don't! 207 00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:25,063 You are going to call upon this history 208 00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:29,906 and unleash the ocean of anger on our perf. 209 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,802 May I, just need a quick bathroom break? 210 00:16:32,837 --> 00:16:35,142 Zip it, perf. Tell him to zip it. 211 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,551 -- Zip it, perf. -- Again, good, louder. 212 00:16:52,292 --> 00:16:53,752 Zip it, perf. 213 00:16:53,787 --> 00:16:57,526 Now tell him what you wanna tell him. 214 00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:10,383 Dirty little fucking scumbag. 215 00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:14,467 take your disease riddled whore and fuck her in hell 216 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,132 for all eternity, 217 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,873 May the devil burn you, 218 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:21,926 with hot jagged metal, 219 00:17:21,927 --> 00:17:26,813 and suffocate you with mountain fury. 220 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:29,208 Now, unleash!. 221 00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,810 Oh my God. 222 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:37,092 Is there a safe word I should be aware of? 223 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,003 Time out. 224 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:04,232 My life was never gonna be this way 225 00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:20,494 It's okay. 226 00:18:28,224 --> 00:18:30,185 I know you. 227 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,950 I don't see how getting beat up by a bunch of chicks everyday 228 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:35,712 is getting you any closer to the meaning of his life. 229 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:39,069 I'm helping people, I'm contributing to the world. 230 00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:42,255 Not like an actor. 231 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:46,576 Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, ok? 232 00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:51,559 Thereby, taking mirror, like a theatre mirror. 233 00:18:56,841 --> 00:19:00,192 -- Look at you. -- Oh, it's not as bad as it feels. 234 00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:02,513 My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad. 235 00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:04,259 Thank you, Frankie. 236 00:19:04,294 --> 00:19:07,298 Don't worry about it, your mom didn't beat me up. 237 00:19:07,299 --> 00:19:08,599 I've been going through a lot ... 238 00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,938 -- Can I get a blueberry muffin ...? -- Not right now sweetheart. 239 00:19:11,102 --> 00:19:14,472 I've been going through a lot recently I didn't realize how much it was affecting me. 240 00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:16,562 -- Don't worry about it. -- Just saying sorry. 241 00:19:16,597 --> 00:19:18,806 -- I pick it up. -- I helped. 242 00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:21,804 If palm gets squezzed into it, you could die. 243 00:19:22,024 --> 00:19:24,853 I was wondering if I could take you up on your offer 244 00:19:25,888 --> 00:19:27,432 to babysit. 245 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,886 If it still holds, that is. 246 00:19:30,021 --> 00:19:32,367 I don't really ... I mean, I haven't you know in a little while ... 247 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,661 I figured since they. hired at the Women's Center, 248 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,994 You must be trustworthy. 249 00:19:39,735 --> 00:19:44,511 I guess I could pop upstairs some day after work for a couple of hours. 250 00:19:44,946 --> 00:19:46,411 Would Thursday work? 251 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,056 -- She has a date. -- With a big pimp. 252 00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:53,726 Where do you learn this stuff? 253 00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:58,265 Olivia at school taught me, she's my hell, we play . 254 00:19:59,294 --> 00:20:01,221 What ever happened to kickball. 255 00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:05,017 Would 7 o'clock be okay? 256 00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,171 Oh, great. 257 00:20:13,061 --> 00:20:16,721 There are times when the lost must be found, 258 00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:20,842 and other times when the lost must find themselves. 259 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:22,464 Very well said Rabbi. 260 00:20:22,599 --> 00:20:27,382 Not that he's a bad little boy just misguided, falling in with the wrong crowd. 261 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:31,526 Are you talking about me? I only hang out with you and Dad? 262 00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:36,833 The battles are not only fought on the battlefield, Roberto but also in the soul. 263 00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,022 My soul is fine. Great. 264 00:20:39,357 --> 00:20:41,183 What does his future hold? 265 00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:43,189 Mom, he's not a palm reader. 266 00:20:43,224 --> 00:20:45,370 A new job is in order. 267 00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:52,039 Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter are you interested in business, Aram? 268 00:20:52,072 --> 00:20:53,805 Yes 269 00:20:53,874 --> 00:20:56,791 Kids, your babysitter's here. Come say hello. 270 00:20:57,713 --> 00:20:59,940 Sadie usually goes to bed a bit later than Frankie, 271 00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:02,376 but due to her unscheduled emergency surgery 272 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:04,063 she'll be going to bed the same time. - Oh my God. 273 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,617 Are you sure I should be staying with her after she just had surgery? 274 00:21:15,557 --> 00:21:18,030 This was her surgery. 275 00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:20,715 I told you it was dead when I found it. 276 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:23,347 Yes, but I highly doubt its organs have been harvested. 277 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,554 -- I hate you. -- Can I play Wii? 278 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:27,938 For half an hour. 279 00:21:31,338 --> 00:21:33,226 -- You're gonna be okay, right? -- Yeah 280 00:21:33,373 --> 00:21:36,491 Truth is, I didn't know if I want to go on this date, 281 00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:38,609 it's just my friend, she's kinda 282 00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:41,940 forcing me. Things we need to get with. 283 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,060 Release some tension. 284 00:21:48,424 --> 00:21:51,478 Do I look okay? Everything's in order. 285 00:21:52,499 --> 00:21:54,827 It seems to be. 286 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,659 -- Goodbye, Frankie. -- Bye. 287 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,434 -- Hey Frank. -- Call me Pablo. 288 00:22:11,303 --> 00:22:14,768 He also had some cranial seizures as well as TMJ. 289 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,547 So what did you do? 290 00:22:18,582 --> 00:22:21,556 I went right home and I took out my skeleton. 291 00:22:21,991 --> 00:22:27,105 -- Your skeleton? -- It's really as weird as it sounds. 292 00:22:27,140 --> 00:22:31,963 I have this bone replica skeleton, keep it the house and I use it to figure stuff out. 293 00:22:32,664 --> 00:22:36,002 This way I can put it in different positions and see how they affect his bone structure. 294 00:22:36,343 --> 00:22:39,290 -- It's a him? -- Yes it's him. 295 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:42,269 Thought it would be weird if it was a her. 296 00:22:42,304 --> 00:22:46,083 That way people might think I'm seeing somebody, 297 00:22:46,118 --> 00:22:50,404 and it might actually drive away beautiful women like you. 298 00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:52,486 I'm a mom. 299 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,316 Why did I say that? 300 00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,869 It's okay, it's alright, I know. It's true. 301 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:02,824 You are a mom. And you are incredibly beautiful. 302 00:23:02,835 --> 00:23:06,011 You have excellent posture. 303 00:23:19,804 --> 00:23:22,180 Excuse me for just a second. 304 00:23:38,741 --> 00:23:41,680 You haven't told me much about yourself. 305 00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:43,816 My God. 306 00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:51,396 -- Hello -- I'm here. 307 00:23:51,725 --> 00:23:53,555 I thought I'd lost you for a second. 308 00:24:00,013 --> 00:24:04,468 No, I grew up just outside San Francisco. 309 00:24:04,503 --> 00:24:07,447 That's a great town. 310 00:24:10,121 --> 00:24:12,285 Do you have any hobby? 311 00:24:14,577 --> 00:24:16,253 Just take care of my kids. 312 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,329 No, no, that's not 313 00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:22,813 a hobby. 314 00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:28,206 I used to like to windsurf. 315 00:24:28,241 --> 00:24:31,496 Longboard? Shortboard? Ocean, lake, what? 316 00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:34,637 Lake, mostly lake. 317 00:24:35,838 --> 00:24:38,099 I competed when I was younger. 318 00:24:45,674 --> 00:24:49,823 Competed in windsurfing, That's impressing. 319 00:24:50,295 --> 00:24:51,713 So? 320 00:24:51,748 --> 00:24:54,295 You ..like the beautiful you, you 321 00:24:57,396 --> 00:25:01,446 You are fascinating. 322 00:25:05,525 --> 00:25:07,472 What's your normal job? 323 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,877 --I work at the coffee shop. -- I mean your real job? 324 00:25:10,704 --> 00:25:12,344 It was my real job. 325 00:25:12,379 --> 00:25:14,120 but you are in the blowup suit too. 326 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:16,328 That was just once, I quit there. 327 00:25:16,363 --> 00:25:19,217 -- Didn't you go to college? -- Yes 328 00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,959 I hope I'll have a real job by the time I'm your age. 329 00:25:23,776 --> 00:25:25,115 Knockout!. 330 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,226 The Pablo man had knocked you out. 331 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:31,642 So are we gonna have fun tonight or you're gonna be one of those boring babysitter? 332 00:25:32,177 --> 00:25:33,809 Hey guys, it's me. 333 00:25:33,844 --> 00:25:39,913 I don't know why you're not picking up, Anyway, I hope everything's okay. 334 00:25:42,314 --> 00:25:44,070 Yeah, ok, bye. 335 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,933 Worried about the kids, huh 336 00:25:54,451 --> 00:25:56,997 My new babysitter have not much experience yet. 337 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:59,800 I know exactly what you need. 338 00:26:03,239 --> 00:26:06,388 See, we all hold our tension somewhere. 339 00:26:06,923 --> 00:26:08,930 For you, it's in your shoulders, 340 00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:15,116 and just a little bit in your ass. 341 00:26:16,556 --> 00:26:18,811 There's much experience as I have ... 342 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:23,788 can tell just by the way as people walk ... 343 00:26:28,702 --> 00:26:30,837 and even by the way they smile. 344 00:26:39,608 --> 00:26:41,343 No charge. 345 00:26:47,477 --> 00:26:50,104 This thing got my arm. 346 00:26:52,469 --> 00:26:54,420 I'm running through the forest. 347 00:26:55,836 --> 00:26:59,655 Leave me one arm, please don't ... 348 00:27:01,814 --> 00:27:04,969 I'll get claustrophobic wearing human skin mask. 349 00:27:05,004 --> 00:27:07,206 You couldn't even wear a hulk mask last Halloween. 350 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:09,727 That's because it was hot and it smelled bad. 351 00:27:09,762 --> 00:27:11,238 -- That was your breath, retard. -- Sadie ... 352 00:27:11,273 --> 00:27:13,062 -- Actually ... -- C'mon, you don't need to do..... 353 00:27:13,463 --> 00:27:14,763 It's 11 o'clock. 354 00:27:14,796 --> 00:27:17,754 Gotta to get you to bed before your mom comes home. 355 00:27:20,228 --> 00:27:22,255 -- How about the "Exorcist". -- Okay. 356 00:27:22,356 --> 00:27:23,720 I don't feel so good. 357 00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:25,469 I might throw up. 358 00:27:27,453 --> 00:27:31,478 This chocolate bar is bigger than you If you're gonna throw up, can't you do it before your mom gets home, please. 359 00:27:31,728 --> 00:27:34,436 I always throw up when mentioning throw up, and before a girl. 360 00:27:34,471 --> 00:27:36,686 I love throw ups. 361 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:38,584 -- Eew, you love to eat throw up? -- Sadie. 362 00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:39,930 What? 363 00:27:39,965 --> 00:27:43,245 You're gonna freak him out you're getting us all in trouble. 364 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,377 You know actually I feels like.., Frankie? 365 00:27:45,412 --> 00:27:47,662 -- That was nice, listen -- What?. 366 00:27:47,697 --> 00:27:51,811 Eating a raw skinned pigeon with mustard and rotten milk, 367 00:27:51,846 --> 00:27:55,220 just chewing on those intestines and those little bones.. 368 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,243 Okay, off to bed, c'mon ... - Yummy 369 00:28:04,976 --> 00:28:07,009 Touch my cock. 370 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:11,171 Stop the car. 371 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,065 -- You have a problem. -- I have a problem? 372 00:28:34,851 --> 00:28:37,327 Thanks for offering. 373 00:28:38,737 --> 00:28:40,910 I'd love to tell you. 374 00:28:43,872 --> 00:28:49,315 In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place. 375 00:28:54,122 --> 00:28:56,024 Hobby 376 00:29:03,775 --> 00:29:06,358 Home making. 377 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:15,218 How could this happen to me? Do you ever wonder that? 378 00:29:16,333 --> 00:29:19,111 How could I have floated so far 379 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:24,719 off the path I thought I was on? 380 00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:27,645 I just thought maybe 381 00:29:29,579 --> 00:29:33,176 it would be some meaning to my life. 382 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:40,492 I'm not making any sense. 383 00:29:50,574 --> 00:29:52,574 Maybe you'll come back again 384 00:29:54,518 --> 00:29:58,037 Coz I think the kids could really use some continuity. 385 00:30:00,448 --> 00:30:01,760 Shit. 386 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:10,256 I have no fucking money, can you believe that? 387 00:30:11,207 --> 00:30:12,960 Can I pay you tomorrow? 388 00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:16,614 It's no problem. 389 00:30:24,462 --> 00:30:27,961 Hey it's you, eating a croissant. 390 00:30:28,562 --> 00:30:30,962 French chick must be fading, huh. 391 00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:33,970 -- Don't change the music. -- What, they're shooting music..oops? 392 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:39,707 -- What do you think about kids? -- I think about making them all the time. 393 00:30:40,779 --> 00:30:43,937 -- That's not what I'm talking about. -- What are you talking about? 394 00:30:44,522 --> 00:30:49,793 -- I don't know, being entirely responsible for another human being's life. 395 00:30:51,301 --> 00:30:52,984 It's crazy. 396 00:30:52,719 --> 00:30:55,104 -- Aram, aram -- Mama's dead! 397 00:30:55,239 --> 00:30:56,871 What? -- C'mon. 398 00:31:00,691 --> 00:31:02,550 She's not dead. 399 00:31:02,585 --> 00:31:04,752 It could be postmortem twitch. 400 00:31:05,387 --> 00:31:07,522 Kids fall back. 401 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:16,981 Hey. 402 00:31:19,192 --> 00:31:20,692 Sandy. 403 00:31:25,610 --> 00:31:28,265 It's morning. 404 00:31:37,677 --> 00:31:41,747 Oh my God, I slept with a babysitter. 405 00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:46,469 You didn't sleep with a babysitter. 406 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,210 We thought you were dead. 407 00:31:49,045 --> 00:31:52,665 Yeah, we thought you might have asphyxiated on your own vomit 408 00:31:55,420 --> 00:31:58,692 Aram can take us to school. Coz we're already late. 409 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,538 -- Could you? --Sure 410 00:32:04,721 --> 00:32:06,931 Can you pick them up too? 411 00:32:09,826 --> 00:32:11,840 Are those stat sheets ready yet? 412 00:32:11,175 --> 00:32:12,671 Yeah, printer 4. 413 00:32:16,884 --> 00:32:20,883 Sandy, you got a minute? 414 00:32:28,287 --> 00:32:29,842 Am I fired? 415 00:32:29,577 --> 00:32:31,675 What! Why would you say that? 416 00:32:32,566 --> 00:32:34,550 Because ... 417 00:32:36,151 --> 00:32:38,234 I'm so hangover, I guess. 418 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,227 I have two kids and no husband 419 00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:45,068 I haven't had a real job since graduate school. I'm so sorry 420 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,198 Oh, please don't apologize. 421 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,286 I was really calling you in to see if you wanted to write for me. 422 00:32:52,398 --> 00:32:57,937 I find the guys stuff gets boring and repetitive. 423 00:32:57,972 --> 00:33:02,482 And I saw that stat book you put together, amazing. 424 00:33:02,217 --> 00:33:04,906 Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me 425 00:33:07,580 --> 00:33:09,337 Do you do yoga? 426 00:33:10,549 --> 00:33:13,356 I'll do yoga if I could win. 427 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:15,065 I'm gonna take you some time. 428 00:33:24,228 --> 00:33:26,983 -- Thanks. -- Hydrate. 429 00:33:30,435 --> 00:33:32,181 Cool, what's your catch phrase gonna be? 430 00:33:32,216 --> 00:33:37,401 I don't think it's gonna be like that, Frankie. I'm just gonna be writing the basis of the story and she'll fill in the flavor. 431 00:33:37,651 --> 00:33:41,095 -- What about suck it? -- Why are you such an idiot. 432 00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:42,473 It's just an idea. 433 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,118 That's really exciting though, I mean, and you can even get some airtime. 434 00:33:46,353 --> 00:33:49,156 I don't think so. -That'll be cool, mom. 435 00:33:49,191 --> 00:33:51,583 You have the face for it. 436 00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:53,999 That's a nice thing to say. 437 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:57,371 "You have the face for it.", hmm, love you, love you, love you 438 00:33:58,525 --> 00:34:02,037 I'm just saying that your mom has a face 439 00:34:02,287 --> 00:34:05,789 to put on TV. 440 00:34:07,242 --> 00:34:12,329 I'm very together, I never missed taking my kids to school. 441 00:34:12,764 --> 00:34:17,858 You don't have to explain anything, I promise I know what it's like to go through a divorce. 442 00:34:17,893 --> 00:34:19,917 Are your parents divorced? 443 00:34:19,952 --> 00:34:21,927 No, I am sort of. 444 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,063 You're so young. 445 00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:27,024 When do you have the time? 446 00:34:26,859 --> 00:34:28,976 It was short--lived, her name was Alice, 447 00:34:29,211 --> 00:34:33,127 she left me for her brother. He wasn't really her brother 448 00:34:33,162 --> 00:34:36,654 he was just posing as her brother so he could be close to her 449 00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:38,599 So she could use me to get a green card. 450 00:34:38,634 --> 00:34:41,976 What!? That is horrible. 451 00:34:42,511 --> 00:34:46,054 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 452 00:34:46,158 --> 00:34:50,982 The worst part about it though is I can't bring myself to finalize the divorce 453 00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:54,716 because if I do then she'll get kick out of the country 454 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,856 That would be so cruel, you know. 455 00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:02,229 God, I wished I could get my husband kicked out of the country. 456 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,281 It's that bad, huh. --Yeah 457 00:35:07,164 --> 00:35:10,852 -- So sorry. -- Oh, no, me too, for you. 458 00:35:11,315 --> 00:35:17,025 You know, Aram this has been really hard for me 459 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:20,144 and with a new job, there's gonna be some longer hours. 460 00:35:20,679 --> 00:35:23,365 And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing 461 00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:27,182 to help us out on more of a full time basis. 462 00:35:28,811 --> 00:35:30,367 A nanny? 463 00:35:30,402 --> 00:35:33,939 You're not from Trinidad, you're from the Upper West Side of Manhattan. 464 00:35:33,374 --> 00:35:35,630 Did we send you to college for this, Harry? 465 00:35:36,065 --> 00:35:38,536 You always said you just wanted me to be happy. 466 00:35:38,371 --> 00:35:41,589 Within reason, this is not how you contribute to the world. 467 00:35:41,824 --> 00:35:44,024 Mom you work for Ralph Lauren. 468 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:45,570 People need clothes. 469 00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:47,885 This family needs me, she just got divorced 470 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:50,983 and she got this great job 471 00:35:50,718 --> 00:35:53,738 and she needs someone to trust to take care of these kids.. 472 00:35:55,742 --> 00:35:57,672 Mom it's not like it's forever. 473 00:35:57,707 --> 00:35:59,278 You know, I'm gonna be making money. 474 00:36:00,372 --> 00:36:01,949 -- Harry! -- Alright, 475 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:04,627 you're still going out on interviews for other jobs. 476 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:08,545 And in the meantime you can't keep this for quite a while. 477 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:48,317 Let me try it, get a job, I'm a freaking racer. 478 00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:53,790 It's not the same thing. Coz you have to say the freaking first to make it work. 479 00:37:54,466 --> 00:37:56,164 It's much funnier with the freaking, right? 480 00:37:56,849 --> 00:37:58,726 I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke. 481 00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:06,475 Smoke? What are they from stone age? 482 00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:10,599 Please for some goddamn God, you got to find something wrong with every guy 483 00:38:10,849 --> 00:38:13,453 Did you see how long it takes the guy to order a bow wine? 484 00:38:13,488 --> 00:38:17,167 His father owns a vineyard in Napa, so he knows a lot about it. 485 00:38:16,602 --> 00:38:18,379 Like he mentioned several hundred times. 486 00:38:19,014 --> 00:38:20,853 He mentioned it once. 487 00:38:21,405 --> 00:38:23,875 Who is calling you? You don't have a life. 488 00:38:23,710 --> 00:38:26,659 It's Aram, he taught me how to text. 489 00:38:27,594 --> 00:38:29,802 Oh my God! What? 490 00:38:29,537 --> 00:38:31,279 --You have a thing for the nanny -- Oh, please. 491 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,207 He's just telling me that my kids are asleep. 492 00:38:38,006 --> 00:38:39,308 Kids asleep. Frank to 493 00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:41,193 Frank took two foot long poop, we measured. 494 00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:43,447 It's disgusting. 495 00:38:42,935 --> 00:38:46,967 Just keeping me in the loop and I appreciate that. 496 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,479 It's very funny, sincere. 497 00:38:52,314 --> 00:38:55,758 and besides he's a lot more adult than those guys you've set me up with. 498 00:38:56,008 --> 00:38:58,160 In a 24-year old kind of way. 499 00:38:58,409 --> 00:39:01,277 -- Let me see what you wrote. -- No, no ...you're not 500 00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:08,598 About to bail on my date, set up monopoly? 501 00:39:08,633 --> 00:39:12,629 This is pathetic. Seriously? 502 00:39:12,464 --> 00:39:13,766 Yeah 503 00:39:18,905 --> 00:39:20,464 Ok, here's the pussy. 504 00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:28,550 I would love you to meet Sunshine and Cinnamon. 505 00:39:29,419 --> 00:39:31,328 Hi, I am Aram. 506 00:39:31,363 --> 00:39:33,795 They love talking and stuff so... 507 00:39:35,615 --> 00:39:37,998 Try to be normal, alright. Stay positive. 508 00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:41,930 -- Sorry. --Aram, hey. 509 00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:44,592 It's a weird name. 510 00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:46,919 Thank you. 511 00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:48,909 Mitch told me he is divorced. 512 00:39:49,610 --> 00:39:51,265 It's weird, huh. 513 00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:55,178 It's kinda normal to me, you know, it's my life. 514 00:39:55,313 --> 00:39:57,300 So I'm kinda used to it, I guess. 515 00:39:59,660 --> 00:40:02,486 I guess if you mean, it's unusual, then yeah. 516 00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:05,302 We'll talk a lot about this. 517 00:40:05,802 --> 00:40:07,455 I guess. 518 00:40:10,645 --> 00:40:13,028 I love theories. 519 00:40:12,863 --> 00:40:14,397 Make me a little horny. 520 00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:21,423 I think I'm gonna go. 521 00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:34,718 Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing? 522 00:40:34,053 --> 00:40:35,378 We're just playing "American Idol." 523 00:40:36,013 --> 00:40:40,635 That was truly dreadful Aram Finklestein, awful. 524 00:40:39,970 --> 00:40:43,897 You kinda like a little pitchy in the beginning but dawg, I mean you put it together in the end, 525 00:40:44,147 --> 00:40:45,935 and man you rocked. 526 00:40:45,985 --> 00:40:49,705 Well Randy liked it, but I still doint' think I'm going to the next round. 527 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,953 I'm not gonna be able to make it home for dinner tonight. 528 00:40:51,488 --> 00:40:54,311 Yeah, no problem. I could feed the kids. 529 00:40:54,446 --> 00:40:56,676 You may have to put them to bed too. 530 00:40:56,511 --> 00:40:58,013 Can be a late one, huh 531 00:40:58,148 --> 00:41:00,156 Yeah, a couple of the Vikings player, 532 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:02,606 were charged of sexually assaulting a stripper 533 00:41:02,541 --> 00:41:05,071 I have to come up with something fizzy for the board to leave this. 534 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:09,029 Well, Vikings have been attacking people on ships for centuries now. 535 00:41:09,564 --> 00:41:12,970 Aram, that's good but thank you. I'll see when I get home okay. 536 00:41:28,565 --> 00:41:30,337 I'm sorry. 537 00:41:31,453 --> 00:41:37,363 God, I can't imagine to be many more days like this. 538 00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:40,622 No prob, there's dinner for you on the table there. 539 00:41:40,757 --> 00:41:43,753 Oh thanks, you didn't have to do that. 540 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:48,187 Just whipped up on stuff that I learned on Top Chef 541 00:41:50,806 --> 00:41:54,392 The kids helped, and Frank's pretty good. 542 00:41:55,243 --> 00:41:58,137 Delicious, wow, hmm...wait 543 00:41:58,653 --> 00:42:05,098 I have these two tickets for the fight on Saturday, I thought you might be able to use them. 544 00:42:07,345 --> 00:42:09,885 Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend? 545 00:42:10,235 --> 00:42:13,232 -- Yeah -- And you don't wanna use this? 546 00:42:13,482 --> 00:42:17,602 My girlfriend's not free and I'm facing another date. 547 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,844 So take whoever you want. 548 00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:24,736 --That's really nice, thanks. --You're welcome. 549 00:42:29,153 --> 00:42:32,124 Hey, I was wondering if you are free this weekend. 550 00:42:31,659 --> 00:42:33,770 Coz I've got these tickets to the big fight. 551 00:43:13,712 --> 00:43:15,719 I hate it when the ref does that. 552 00:43:16,693 --> 00:43:20,103 Why bother having a rest, just let them bareknuckle it. 553 00:43:22,538 --> 00:43:25,482 I can't believe you were thinking of that coming. 554 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:26,369 Me neither. 555 00:43:27,915 --> 00:43:29,685 I can never be like this with Frank 556 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:35,634 It was like I didn't even know if I was happy when I was with him 557 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,162 What makes people do that? Just coast along. 558 00:43:40,697 --> 00:43:42,492 And you know the thing that really sticks for me 559 00:43:42,742 --> 00:43:46,844 is that I never got the chance to tell him how I felt. 560 00:43:46,976 --> 00:43:49,843 He has this strange ability, 561 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,211 to make me entirely lose my voice. 562 00:43:54,802 --> 00:43:57,112 Like some superpower, it's crazy. 563 00:43:59,515 --> 00:44:01,230 No Voice Man 564 00:44:01,265 --> 00:44:04,372 Steal You Voice Man, Quiet Man 565 00:44:05,819 --> 00:44:07,446 Dr. Silence. - That's a good one. 566 00:44:08,281 --> 00:44:10,346 Hey, Aram, right? 567 00:44:10,747 --> 00:44:12,811 Gile from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you. 568 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,174 Oh, yeah yeah. How are you? 569 00:44:15,509 --> 00:44:20,818 Dude, you're the only person that's ever said no to us most people would kill for that job. 570 00:44:21,468 --> 00:44:22,873 Sorry about that. 571 00:44:22,508 --> 00:44:25,900 Ringside at the fight, doesn't look like you're doing too bad. 572 00:44:25,935 --> 00:44:28,447 Let me know if you ever change your mind. 573 00:44:30,786 --> 00:44:32,404 --Thanks. --Good to see you around. 574 00:44:35,885 --> 00:44:37,543 What? 575 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:40,291 It's just an entry level thing. 576 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:46,368 At Roscoe Mathis? And you let them go to be my nanny? 577 00:44:47,844 --> 00:44:49,593 Idiotic. 578 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:53,169 I thought so too, for a minute. 579 00:44:51,818 --> 00:44:56,495 I wasn't really thinking clearly there after Alice. 580 00:44:57,854 --> 00:45:03,359 And suddenly I just had a very clear thought in my head. 581 00:45:06,285 --> 00:45:09,317 What really matters are the people in my life. 582 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:15,260 You and your family were, are some of those people that make me feel good, 583 00:45:15,195 --> 00:45:19,002 make my life good, every day. 584 00:45:24,029 --> 00:45:28,777 That is the most wonderfully 585 00:45:28,127 --> 00:45:30,927 and jaded naive thing I've ever heard.. 586 00:45:32,390 --> 00:45:36,825 It's rare to find a guy who's such a romantic. 587 00:46:06,979 --> 00:46:08,517 Bright light. 588 00:46:13,372 --> 00:46:14,758 Close those eyes. 589 00:46:15,958 --> 00:46:18,141 I'm not tired. --You're really gonna sleep this off with me. 590 00:46:21,568 --> 00:46:23,075 I'm gonna put this here okay. 591 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:27,881 I really love your kids. 592 00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:30,304 I know. 593 00:46:33,242 --> 00:46:34,733 I had fun tonight. 594 00:46:37,397 --> 00:46:39,145 Yeah...me too. 595 00:46:43,778 --> 00:46:45,654 None of you to call me that word, okay. 596 00:46:45,855 --> 00:46:48,755 It's not a weird word, though It's just means a "female dog".. 597 00:46:49,988 --> 00:46:52,514 I'm not gonna have semantics today, okay. --What are you doing here? 598 00:46:52,386 --> 00:46:55,856 You know what it means, it's not okay to call me that or anyone else for that matter 599 00:46:56,006 --> 00:46:58,198 You've been in the city for a few months they're already totally corrupted. 600 00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:01,966 -- Dad's play sucks. -- Frankie, what happened? 601 00:47:01,982 --> 00:47:04,653 -- Aram!? -- Guys, careful... 602 00:47:05,001 --> 00:47:07,614 C'mon you late night criminals 603 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,836 Hey, guess what? --You wanna give me a million dollars? 604 00:47:13,486 --> 00:47:15,352 We saw a dead junk on the road. 605 00:47:15,602 --> 00:47:17,016 Oh, even better. 606 00:47:16,726 --> 00:47:19,321 We wanted to touch it but dad wouldn't let us. 607 00:47:21,766 --> 00:47:23,607 You're running a home for delinquent boys. 608 00:47:23,493 --> 00:47:25,250 Aram helps me with the kids, Frank. 609 00:47:25,890 --> 00:47:27,913 The kids weren't here, so what's he doing here? 610 00:47:27,796 --> 00:47:30,210 Can I just explain something to you? 611 00:47:30,565 --> 00:47:33,248 You have no rights in this house, okay. 612 00:47:33,711 --> 00:47:35,289 I don't like the way this separation is going. 613 00:47:36,730 --> 00:47:38,059 Oh Really? 614 00:47:38,574 --> 00:47:43,017 Well, I'm loving the way it's going, this is exactly how I envisioned my life. 615 00:47:43,167 --> 00:47:46,039 --Noticed how weird this thing was. -- That's mine. 616 00:47:47,273 --> 00:47:49,647 What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong. 617 00:47:49,713 --> 00:47:52,098 I want you back. I want our life back. 618 00:47:52,412 --> 00:47:54,038 Why are you doing this? 619 00:47:54,402 --> 00:47:57,832 The truth is I couldn't handle the kids, I just wanted to see you. 620 00:47:58,904 --> 00:48:01,797 You must missed me, at least a little. 621 00:48:04,201 --> 00:48:05,802 I don't want you here. 622 00:48:07,456 --> 00:48:08,978 Of course, I don't wanna be here. 623 00:48:09,882 --> 00:48:12,866 If you're good, I'll come back and do the grunge. 624 00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:23,787 You can even work if you wanted to. 625 00:48:24,717 --> 00:48:26,290 Part time. 626 00:48:27,317 --> 00:48:29,072 Imagine this.. 627 00:48:32,637 --> 00:48:37,297 There are so many things I wanted to say to you. 628 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:44,736 We're not gonna need you anymore. 629 00:48:44,552 --> 00:48:47,434 Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and you can sit, are you on hourly? 630 00:48:47,384 --> 00:48:50,956 I think Sandy had something that she wanted to say to you. 631 00:48:53,327 --> 00:48:54,772 Didn't you? 632 00:49:04,286 --> 00:49:09,630 I just wanted to tell you about some feelings I've been having 633 00:49:13,066 --> 00:49:14,452 you know 634 00:49:16,424 --> 00:49:19,095 regarding you and your treatment with me. 635 00:49:22,955 --> 00:49:25,175 What she wanted to say was... 636 00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:30,420 and, this is pretty much, word for word, if I remember properly 637 00:49:30,931 --> 00:49:35,106 that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag 638 00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:40,718 and I might be paraphrasing here, but you should 639 00:49:40,537 --> 00:49:45,974 take your diseased riddled whore and fuck her in hell for all eternity. 640 00:49:46,177 --> 00:49:47,494 While the devil burns you ... 641 00:49:48,461 --> 00:49:51,633 with hot jagged metal and suffocates you 642 00:49:52,782 --> 00:49:54,206 with molten fury. 643 00:49:59,283 --> 00:50:00,726 Fucking nutheads. 644 00:50:02,781 --> 00:50:04,116 Don't come beg me to come back. 645 00:50:04,737 --> 00:50:06,329 This was the last straw. 646 00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:13,443 That was really good. 647 00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:22,573 And by the way, I never loved you. 648 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:25,794 And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo 649 00:50:26,299 --> 00:50:28,571 so I'm never have to be remembered of you. 650 00:50:29,501 --> 00:50:31,613 And stuck at your little bitch. 651 00:50:36,748 --> 00:50:38,901 You are off tomorrow, come take me out. 652 00:50:40,981 --> 00:50:43,418 Dude, back in the saddle! 653 00:50:43,441 --> 00:50:45,747 Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady? 654 00:50:47,193 --> 00:50:48,788 --Her name? --Yes 655 00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:52,826 The thing that you will be calling out in bed. 656 00:50:53,294 --> 00:50:54,809 if she's all upon you... 657 00:50:59,165 --> 00:51:00,578 Sandy 658 00:51:02,024 --> 00:51:03,847 It's your boss' name, isn't it? 659 00:51:04,746 --> 00:51:07,714 Wait a minute, are you gonna date your boss? 660 00:51:09,395 --> 00:51:10,758 Oh that's hot. 661 00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:13,762 Oh, wait no, she's like 60 though, I thought. 662 00:51:13,990 --> 00:51:15,300 She's 40. 663 00:51:15,969 --> 00:51:17,565 But she got like a hundred kids though. 664 00:51:18,535 --> 00:51:19,975 Two 665 00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:23,741 So, when's this all going down? 666 00:51:24,608 --> 00:51:26,699 Actually, tonight. 667 00:51:28,611 --> 00:51:30,002 Dude... 668 00:51:31,116 --> 00:51:33,149 tonight's my showcase. 669 00:51:33,564 --> 00:51:35,595 I sent you a postcard. 670 00:51:36,997 --> 00:51:41,568 Right. It's just that she already hired another babysitter. 671 00:51:42,909 --> 00:51:50,290 Work's been really busy so finding another time would be virtually impossible. 672 00:51:50,412 --> 00:51:52,010 You'll understand. 673 00:51:52,627 --> 00:51:59,271 Welcome one and all to the second annual Holligan theater, group showcase workshop 674 00:51:59,121 --> 00:52:04,472 I am your host, actor, director, choreographer, Magnus Croom 675 00:52:05,105 --> 00:52:06,610 Thank you. 676 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,715 You are about to see 46 677 00:52:13,544 --> 00:52:19,701 of the most daring the most empathetic beings in this out fair city. 678 00:52:19,951 --> 00:52:26,239 offering to you, performances from their favorite works of stage and screens. 679 00:52:26,289 --> 00:52:28,255 Please keep your seats throughout. 680 00:52:28,606 --> 00:52:33,333 for there will be no intermission. Thank you and let the magic begin. 681 00:52:33,583 --> 00:52:36,345 Stella! 682 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:47,571 Stella! 683 00:52:48,069 --> 00:52:49,468 To be .. 684 00:52:51,549 --> 00:52:52,915 or not be. 685 00:52:54,193 --> 00:52:55,683 That is the question 686 00:52:56,457 --> 00:52:58,316 Whether it is nobler 687 00:52:58,466 --> 00:53:04,273 in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune 688 00:53:16,706 --> 00:53:18,407 There he is. 689 00:53:25,137 --> 00:53:27,413 I had him in view. 690 00:53:26,548 --> 00:53:28,789 I was feeling over the edge into a dive. 691 00:53:30,119 --> 00:53:34,029 He saw me when I moved in for the kill. 692 00:53:34,186 --> 00:53:39,277 Is that how you remember it, Maverick? 693 00:53:39,118 --> 00:53:42,964 -- Is this Top Gun? -- Not pretty sure. 694 00:53:42,730 --> 00:53:45,961 The rules of engagement are not flexible, Maverick. 695 00:53:47,889 --> 00:53:53,470 They are there for your safety you will obey them, is that clear? 696 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:55,320 Maverick! 697 00:53:55,610 --> 00:53:57,197 Yes, sir, very clear. 698 00:53:57,099 --> 00:53:58,709 I guess we ... 699 00:53:59,312 --> 00:54:00,688 I. .. 700 00:54:01,168 --> 00:54:02,990 was just a little over enthusiastic. 701 00:54:02,959 --> 00:54:05,465 I guess you were... 702 00:54:09,734 --> 00:54:11,034 Platoon! 703 00:54:13,979 --> 00:54:15,343 Platoon! 704 00:54:21,622 --> 00:54:26,371 Hey, oh bro, I'm so glad you made it. 705 00:54:27,711 --> 00:54:31,362 I made it... I'm here. 706 00:54:32,956 --> 00:54:35,091 ..saw the whole thing. 707 00:54:35,869 --> 00:54:37,534 Even your part. 708 00:54:39,799 --> 00:54:42,511 Was that Top Gun? --You know it was. 709 00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:50,346 We thought you were really great. 710 00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,348 I loved your postmodern take on the whole thing 711 00:54:53,198 --> 00:54:58,545 and it was creative how you acknowleged how derimitive it was. 712 00:55:01,405 --> 00:55:03,041 Thank you. 713 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,444 Thank you so much. 714 00:55:08,358 --> 00:55:10,441 I told you guys... 715 00:55:10,988 --> 00:55:13,249 I told you people would get it. 716 00:55:14,249 --> 00:55:16,532 You gotta go party with us. 717 00:55:31,405 --> 00:55:33,109 I guess in a tree house. 718 00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:41,076 Outdoor shower. 719 00:55:43,483 --> 00:55:46,516 Refrigerator --In a refrigerator? 720 00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:48,281 All over it. 721 00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:51,646 In the display case of the coffee shop where I work. 722 00:55:56,381 --> 00:55:57,890 Don't do that.. 723 00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:08,555 The craziest place 724 00:56:09,791 --> 00:56:11,113 I have to say... 725 00:56:11,496 --> 00:56:14,360 on the surfboard, in the ocean. 726 00:56:19,478 --> 00:56:21,148 Sesha buche. 727 00:56:28,037 --> 00:56:29,711 It's really romantic. 728 00:57:11,825 --> 00:57:13,541 Hello, Aram. 729 00:57:14,457 --> 00:57:17,516 I've been thinking a lot about you lately. 730 00:57:18,988 --> 00:57:20,690 Hi, Alice. 731 00:57:22,826 --> 00:57:26,612 I have regrets about, you know, how I broke up with you 732 00:57:27,953 --> 00:57:30,879 I found I have this problem with sex 733 00:57:31,307 --> 00:57:37,832 because I just use it to get what I want and I really think that's what I did with you. 734 00:57:42,068 --> 00:57:46,094 I would love to meet with you, 735 00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:50,062 so we can talk and make some apologies to you. 736 00:57:50,905 --> 00:57:54,156 -- Amends? -- Yes, amends. 737 00:57:56,172 --> 00:57:57,489 I'm really sorry. 738 00:57:58,632 --> 00:58:03,665 You know, I should get going. I don't wanna keep my sister waiting. 739 00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:05,271 What? 740 00:58:16,077 --> 00:58:17,680 I'm so hot. 741 00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:46,837 So? It was... 742 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,336 Long. 743 00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:51,681 I know, I think that you went to a hotel or something. 744 00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:52,886 Oh please. 745 00:58:56,013 --> 00:58:59,024 Honey, what's with your hair? 746 00:58:59,191 --> 00:59:00,507 What? 747 00:59:03,911 --> 00:59:05,345 Okay, fine. 748 00:59:07,023 --> 00:59:09,935 It was awkward and cute and tedious. 749 00:59:10,829 --> 00:59:12,763 Did you just say cute and tedious? 750 00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:15,995 I mean he's a kid and it was tedious. 751 00:59:16,425 --> 00:59:18,185 Sounds like you didn't give him a chance. 752 00:59:18,637 --> 00:59:23,023 -- Did you even kiss those young, soft lips? -- We didn't get there. 753 00:59:23,273 --> 00:59:27,838 We went to his friend's acting showcase and to this after party at The Loft 754 00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:29,278 Acting showcase? 755 00:59:29,323 --> 00:59:31,466 But now I need a bath. 756 00:59:31,516 --> 00:59:33,580 Alright. My God 757 00:59:36,233 --> 00:59:37,581 What? 758 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:41,476 Thanks for babysitting. 759 00:59:41,526 --> 00:59:43,016 Okay. 760 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,607 -- Sorry you couldn't get laid. -- Shut up. 761 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:00,954 Tedious. --Just to get rid of her. 762 01:00:04,193 --> 01:00:06,039 It was or it wasn't itt? 763 01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:11,473 Oh wait a minute, not quite so much tongue. 764 01:00:22,138 --> 01:00:23,492 Oh, God. 765 01:00:29,114 --> 01:00:30,448 That's gross. 766 01:00:30,641 --> 01:00:32,371 -- Oh shit. -- Oh, God. 767 01:00:36,461 --> 01:00:39,929 Frank? What are you doing up? 768 01:00:40,439 --> 01:00:41,908 Was Aram peeing on you? 769 01:00:41,992 --> 01:00:43,383 No! 770 01:00:44,509 --> 01:00:46,364 I would never do that. 771 01:00:46,738 --> 01:00:49,633 Okay, are you sleeping over? 772 01:00:50,537 --> 01:00:51,861 -- No. -- No. 773 01:00:52,326 --> 01:00:53,668 -- No? -- Oh, well. 774 01:00:56,001 --> 01:00:57,430 Don't forget your pants. 775 01:01:00,748 --> 01:01:04,066 -- So does that mean you and mom are gonna have a baby? -- No! 776 01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:07,084 I don't get it you said that spern makes a baby. 777 01:01:07,072 --> 01:01:08,490 Sperm. and it does. 778 01:01:11,651 --> 01:01:14,585 Can we stop talking about this, please? 779 01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:19,082 I like your mother and I think she likes me, 780 01:01:19,512 --> 01:01:21,279 and it's all that's important. 781 01:01:21,359 --> 01:01:23,297 You also work for her. 782 01:01:23,404 --> 01:01:26,045 -- Who's turn is it? -- Mine. 783 01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:29,647 Okay. 784 01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:34,045 Cmon Frankie, let's get off the doughnuts. 785 01:01:37,682 --> 01:01:39,720 How is that possible? 786 01:01:40,127 --> 01:01:41,759 So you like mom. 787 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,161 -- Are you two gonna date now? -- I don't know. 788 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,454 You don't really know anything, do you? 789 01:01:48,278 --> 01:01:51,741 -- I mean she's kind of your girlfriend. -- Are you gonna be our new dad? 790 01:01:51,991 --> 01:01:54,770 -- and you'll also be our nanny? -- Yeah, and what do we call you? 791 01:01:54,848 --> 01:02:00,916 Jesus, I'm not being nominated to supreme court here guys, I just had sex with your mother. 792 01:02:02,646 --> 01:02:06,162 When I say sex, I I mean that I gave her 793 01:02:06,503 --> 01:02:08,193 a nice massage. 794 01:02:08,051 --> 01:02:09,420 With spern. 795 01:02:09,968 --> 01:02:14,963 Oh, you caniving little liar. Oh is he hiding in the hall? 796 01:02:15,213 --> 01:02:17,779 My God, he was. 797 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:19,966 -- It sounds so dirty. -- Dirty? 798 01:02:20,488 --> 01:02:22,394 Ok, it's a little dirty 799 01:02:24,530 --> 01:02:29,981 Well you got that out of your system. Now you're free to meet your next real guy. 800 01:02:30,319 --> 01:02:32,026 What does that mean? 801 01:02:32,076 --> 01:02:36,106 What, it means now when you meet a viable man he won't have to be your rebound. 802 01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:38,167 Coz your nanny was your rebound. 803 01:02:38,194 --> 01:02:40,812 Gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it? 804 01:02:42,090 --> 01:02:44,328 I'm not sure of buying that "The Rebound" thing. 805 01:02:44,578 --> 01:02:46,864 Oh what, you're gonna date the nanny? 806 01:02:46,017 --> 01:02:49,445 Was having one night stand with a nanny more dignified? 807 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,920 No, just more practical 808 01:02:54,090 --> 01:02:55,490 Wait a minute. 809 01:02:55,839 --> 01:02:57,571 You actually have feelings for this kid? 810 01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:59,664 Feelings? I have feelings for everyone. 811 01:02:59,714 --> 01:03:01,221 That's the way the world works. 812 01:03:01,071 --> 01:03:04,078 God, you're in serious justification mode. 813 01:03:04,938 --> 01:03:07,066 Why do you have to be so cynical? 814 01:03:07,836 --> 01:03:12,594 I mean, I don't judge your blatant disregard's recycling. 815 01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:18,981 This is not about judgment. This is about my friend. 816 01:03:18,849 --> 01:03:21,943 and what is realistic and what is not realistic for her. 817 01:03:22,210 --> 01:03:25,177 It's about me not wanting to see you get hurt. 818 01:03:25,227 --> 01:03:26,770 Happy birthday ... --Thank you. 819 01:03:27,854 --> 01:03:30,563 1, 2, 3 ... 820 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,157 We get it. 821 01:03:38,977 --> 01:03:40,734 You need anything? 822 01:03:44,515 --> 01:03:45,822 Stop it. 823 01:03:45,912 --> 01:03:47,311 Okay. 824 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:53,202 So did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having? 825 01:03:52,952 --> 01:03:55,469 -- Harry? -- No. 826 01:03:56,267 --> 01:03:58,528 They're gonna give me a new asshole. 827 01:03:58,578 --> 01:04:00,006 There are children here. 828 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,242 -- Cool, like from a dead guy? -- Sadie. 829 01:04:01,992 --> 01:04:05,590 I think they're gonna have just passion , one out of something. 830 01:04:05,859 --> 01:04:08,663 Hopefully, it's something elastic. 831 01:04:09,418 --> 01:04:10,815 Awesome. 832 01:04:11,297 --> 01:04:12,891 Excuse me. 833 01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:24,408 This is so ... weird. 834 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:26,619 My dad telling you about his surgery? 835 01:04:26,758 --> 01:04:29,510 Yeah .. I didn't know they can even do that. 836 01:04:31,746 --> 01:04:33,753 You look really pretty.. 837 01:04:35,749 --> 01:04:38,043 No, no ... 838 01:04:38,155 --> 01:04:41,071 -- We are in your parent's house -- I know. 839 01:04:44,423 --> 01:04:46,115 Where is everybody? 840 01:04:48,945 --> 01:04:50,959 Just a little red, I don't think it's trapped. 841 01:04:54,985 --> 01:04:56,761 Cake time. 842 01:04:58,886 --> 01:05:00,966 This one is just from me. 843 01:05:03,942 --> 01:05:07,144 Gummy bears and hand lotion. 844 01:05:08,668 --> 01:05:10,418 Thanks, Dad. 845 01:05:16,721 --> 01:05:18,401 Please. Open your mother's. 846 01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:21,081 -- No, no, he'll open yours. -- You're his mother. 847 01:05:21,139 --> 01:05:23,642 Well, you're his employer. I insist. 848 01:05:24,051 --> 01:05:25,789 You'll love it. 849 01:05:28,408 --> 01:05:29,934 It's not fake poop, is it? 850 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:32,261 -- No. -- That's for Christmas. 851 01:05:32,022 --> 01:05:33,896 Oh, you have Christmas. 852 01:05:35,178 --> 01:05:37,143 What do we got here. 853 01:05:44,729 --> 01:05:46,940 A human totem pole. 854 01:05:49,644 --> 01:05:51,497 Gotta get you up here next time 855 01:05:51,345 --> 01:05:52,722 I don't think so. 856 01:05:53,192 --> 01:05:55,187 This is great, thank you so much. 857 01:05:55,437 --> 01:05:57,469 -- Good. -- This is perfect. 858 01:06:02,967 --> 01:06:04,321 Thanks Mom. 859 01:06:03,865 --> 01:06:06,304 -- That was just from me. -- So nice. 860 01:06:07,633 --> 01:06:09,004 Where did you get these butterflies? 861 01:06:08,931 --> 01:06:13,804 My grandmother gave that to my father and I think it's time for you to have that. 862 01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:28,691 The message applies all these years later. 863 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,206 Mother's love can never be replaced. 864 01:06:34,387 --> 01:06:36,079 -- Never. -- Never. 865 01:06:38,093 --> 01:06:39,593 Thanks, Mom. 866 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,585 It's antique. 867 01:06:43,501 --> 01:06:46,122 -- Whoa, that's cool -- Beautiful. 868 01:06:46,367 --> 01:06:50,250 -- I might throw up. -- What's the chances? 869 01:06:51,102 --> 01:06:54,097 60-40 870 01:06:56,309 --> 01:06:57,953 Which direction? 871 01:06:59,764 --> 01:07:01,384 70-30. now. 872 01:07:05,466 --> 01:07:08,984 At least you're, we're in your percentages. 873 01:07:11,566 --> 01:07:13,418 Sing me a song. 874 01:07:13,926 --> 01:07:16,064 No, you go to bed. 875 01:07:15,954 --> 01:07:18,782 Sing me a song, or I'll blow up on you. 876 01:07:19,332 --> 01:07:21,320 When you put it that way. 877 01:07:21,883 --> 01:07:26,358 Let's see what I have in my repertoire. 878 01:08:25,545 --> 01:08:27,566 Blow up. 879 01:08:33,092 --> 01:08:34,853 Stay tonight. 880 01:08:47,349 --> 01:08:49,314 Two Months Later 881 01:08:47,449 --> 01:08:51,693 Are we sure this guy is real? I mean, has anybody met him? 882 01:08:51,943 --> 01:08:53,937 He has no time to meet us, he has high school and all that homework... 883 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,207 Isn't he in a baseball team? 884 01:08:57,681 --> 01:08:59,013 He's just running a little late. 885 01:08:59,235 --> 01:09:02,764 Well, he's definitely responsible for an attitude change, because you 886 01:09:03,774 --> 01:09:05,151 well, you can't just stop smiling. 887 01:09:05,086 --> 01:09:08,564 -- She's glowing. -- Well, he's doing something right. 888 01:09:10,109 --> 01:09:12,158 I am sorry I'm late. 889 01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:16,444 Babysiiter needs to be walked through everything. 890 01:09:18,595 --> 01:09:19,965 Hi. 891 01:09:19,087 --> 01:09:20,449 I'm Aram. 892 01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:22,326 Sorry, this is Aram. 893 01:09:22,938 --> 01:09:25,141 Would you like a coke or something? 894 01:09:24,991 --> 01:09:27,861 -- Scott. -- I'll take some wine.. 895 01:09:32,722 --> 01:09:35,288 So Aram, I've heard a lot about you. 896 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:37,352 I hope all good things. 897 01:09:37,202 --> 01:09:41,208 That you're wonderful with children, that you're a great cook ... 898 01:09:41,657 --> 01:09:44,457 that you were born in 1983. 899 01:09:44,937 --> 01:09:48,015 Jesus! I was pregnant in 1983. 900 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:52,740 Let's just go on and get it out on the table, get it out in the open so we can enjoy our dinner. 901 01:09:52,990 --> 01:09:55,236 Yes, I was born in the early 80s. 902 01:09:55,092 --> 01:09:58,651 She also told me that you were very handsome and that seems to be true. 903 01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:00,973 I think that it's great you guys are together. 904 01:10:01,294 --> 01:10:02,727 In the words of The Bart: 905 01:10:03,799 --> 01:10:05,477 "The heart wants what it wants." 906 01:10:05,679 --> 01:10:07,223 You are so gay. 907 01:10:09,075 --> 01:10:10,958 Sir, are you ready? 908 01:10:10,908 --> 01:10:12,595 I can be. 909 01:10:13,357 --> 01:10:18,461 Scott, right? Do you mind if I borrow your glasses? 910 01:10:20,911 --> 01:10:24,933 You know, i'm just kidding, I'm just 25 years, I don't need reading glasses. 911 01:10:35,601 --> 01:10:38,129 Don't you wanna 912 01:10:38,076 --> 01:10:40,606 travel around the world, you know 913 01:10:41,021 --> 01:10:44,462 get crazy, rock Cleveland 914 01:10:44,382 --> 01:10:48,278 do things that people your age supposed to do? 915 01:10:49,321 --> 01:10:50,803 Rock Cleveland? 916 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:52,639 Yeah, rock it. 917 01:10:58,557 --> 01:10:59,932 Live. 918 01:11:01,350 --> 01:11:04,952 To tell you the truth this is the most alive I've ever felt. 919 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,816 You're too so goddamn romantic. 920 01:11:10,838 --> 01:11:13,761 What about kids? Kids of your own.. 921 01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:14,758 It's not like you're 50. 922 01:11:15,084 --> 01:11:16,857 But I'm an old 40. 923 01:11:17,156 --> 01:11:18,814 What the hell does that mean? 924 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:21,246 I'm wrinkling. 925 01:11:21,242 --> 01:11:24,391 You have no wrinkles on your face, do you? 926 01:11:25,396 --> 01:11:28,690 You seem to have eyes, something that I really love about you. 927 01:11:29,609 --> 01:11:31,123 I love you. 928 01:11:33,749 --> 01:11:37,760 and when you compliment me I love it, when you compliment me. 929 01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:39,320 You know, I heard you the first time. 930 01:11:41,652 --> 01:11:43,627 I have no idea what you were preferring to. 931 01:11:43,377 --> 01:11:47,212 -- No? You said I love you. -- I didn't say that. 932 01:11:47,824 --> 01:11:49,929 I'm pretty sure you did. 933 01:11:49,344 --> 01:11:51,157 And I love you too. 934 01:11:51,974 --> 01:11:53,349 Really? 935 01:11:53,690 --> 01:11:55,940 Sorry, but I do. 936 01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:02,234 Just ... take it slowly. 937 01:12:11,741 --> 01:12:13,437 Slowly. 938 01:12:22,886 --> 01:12:27,656 Teram Owens, the man who wore baggage than a first class passenger on the Titanic 939 01:12:27,706 --> 01:12:29,008 Reaching but funny. 940 01:12:29,057 --> 01:12:31,674 T.O. the pig fan of the National Football League 941 01:12:32,367 --> 01:12:36,719 wherever he goes he is surrounded by distinct controversy. 942 01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:38,805 I like it. 943 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,267 Sex really agrees with your creative side. 944 01:12:42,137 --> 01:12:44,728 Are you alright, sweetie? You look pale. 945 01:12:45,203 --> 01:12:47,271 No, I'm just dizzy from following you around. 946 01:12:48,956 --> 01:12:50,747 Well, get that to me, please. 947 01:12:50,497 --> 01:12:52,009 Right away. 948 01:13:03,408 --> 01:13:04,767 Alright. 949 01:13:06,748 --> 01:13:08,522 It helps me think. 950 01:13:24,862 --> 01:13:26,638 We should talk. 951 01:13:28,897 --> 01:13:30,657 I knew this was coming. 952 01:13:33,849 --> 01:13:36,342 You think that books that I read are too juvenile. 953 01:13:36,192 --> 01:13:39,102 I know, it's just I've always liked this stuff.. 954 01:13:39,141 --> 01:13:40,776 I'm pregnant. 955 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,137 But ... 956 01:13:47,162 --> 01:13:49,596 I pull out most of the time. 957 01:13:52,029 --> 01:13:55,127 I know you're not ready for this, just wanted to let you know that 958 01:13:55,377 --> 01:13:57,498 I feel the same way from you... 959 01:13:59,774 --> 01:14:03,830 I just thought that you wanted to take things slowly. 960 01:14:05,676 --> 01:14:07,026 I did. 961 01:14:10,437 --> 01:14:11,768 This is ... 962 01:14:13,329 --> 01:14:14,690 big. 963 01:14:16,262 --> 01:14:19,015 Very ... big. 964 01:14:18,978 --> 01:14:20,985 I should've been more careful. 965 01:14:21,679 --> 01:14:26,250 I know this sounds crazy 966 01:14:29,051 --> 01:14:31,549 but I think I wanted this to happen. 967 01:14:34,691 --> 01:14:36,076 What? 968 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:39,733 You said it yourself you don't wanna just coast 969 01:14:40,814 --> 01:14:44,091 not just coast along but this isn't coasting. 970 01:14:44,831 --> 01:14:47,169 This is a roller coasting. 971 01:14:48,296 --> 01:14:49,723 Oh, my God. 972 01:14:51,496 --> 01:14:54,572 Not Oh God ... this is a good thing, 973 01:14:54,683 --> 01:14:58,481 not the roller coasting thing, that was cheesy but... 974 01:14:59,117 --> 01:15:01,865 having a baby with you that's not cheesy. 975 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:04,669 I mean ... that's not what I'm saying just... 976 01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:07,959 excited, I wanna be your father. 977 01:15:08,001 --> 01:15:09,394 What? 978 01:15:08,944 --> 01:15:14,463 No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother, that's the important part. 979 01:15:14,354 --> 01:15:15,913 You being a mother. 980 01:15:16,413 --> 01:15:18,411 You know, I thought, I hope that kid is like you 981 01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:24,297 I hope the kid's like you. 982 01:15:23,762 --> 01:15:25,652 A girl with brown eyes ... 983 01:15:27,063 --> 01:15:29,445 or a boy with brown eyes ... 984 01:15:29,346 --> 01:15:32,275 or just any color eyes 985 01:15:32,279 --> 01:15:34,816 Well, it's not the baby's head, not your size. 986 01:15:44,639 --> 01:15:46,190 What about Gium? 987 01:15:47,669 --> 01:15:49,029 For a boy. 988 01:15:50,565 --> 01:15:52,010 Gium Finklestein? 989 01:15:54,964 --> 01:15:56,548 Okay. 990 01:16:01,909 --> 01:16:03,360 What about Ira? 991 01:16:05,821 --> 01:16:07,662 The doctor will see you now. 992 01:16:07,946 --> 01:16:09,367 Great. 993 01:16:15,050 --> 01:16:16,646 Okay so... 994 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:18,315 So? 995 01:16:18,451 --> 01:16:20,050 The blood work is normal. 996 01:16:20,776 --> 01:16:22,875 In other words, your are healthy. 997 01:16:23,474 --> 01:16:27,084 And that is always a good sign for future pregnancy. 998 01:16:28,576 --> 01:16:30,185 What do you mean future? 999 01:16:30,975 --> 01:16:35,432 I mean, this here is what we call an ectopic pregnancy. 1000 01:16:37,716 --> 01:16:41,551 There are any number explanations for this, it's not necessarily because of your age. 1001 01:16:42,001 --> 01:16:43,398 God. 1002 01:16:42,461 --> 01:16:44,892 This is something that happens periodically. 1003 01:16:45,717 --> 01:16:49,254 An embryo was formed but it intruded inside the fallopian tube 1004 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:50,661 instead of the uterus. 1005 01:17:08,213 --> 01:17:10,428 Sandy, Sandy, Sandy ... 1006 01:17:12,255 --> 01:17:13,886 This was crazy. 1007 01:17:14,787 --> 01:17:16,814 I mean, what were we thinking, anyway? 1008 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:20,867 You are so young. 1009 01:17:21,148 --> 01:17:22,547 God! 1010 01:17:22,772 --> 01:17:25,850 You live at your parent's house and technically you work for me 1011 01:17:25,867 --> 01:17:28,100 and I was thinking about having your baby? 1012 01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:29,553 What is going on? 1013 01:17:30,570 --> 01:17:32,143 So you have to know? 1014 01:17:32,251 --> 01:17:33,583 Can we just find out? 1015 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:36,132 That is a deceivingly mature thing to say. 1016 01:17:37,216 --> 01:17:38,754 Why is it deceiving? 1017 01:17:38,704 --> 01:17:40,830 Because you're 25 years old ... 1018 01:17:41,845 --> 01:17:43,881 you get drunk off half a beer 1019 01:17:43,977 --> 01:17:46,617 and you read the Harry Potter series in your spare time. 1020 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,578 A lot of adult read those books. 1021 01:17:50,230 --> 01:17:53,449 And besides the way I remembered it, you're the one that asked me out 1022 01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:56,712 I appreciate that you feel this could work 1023 01:17:57,450 --> 01:17:58,954 more than you'll ever know. 1024 01:18:02,086 --> 01:18:04,144 You were such a good person 1025 01:18:04,396 --> 01:18:06,353 real special person, 1026 01:18:06,482 --> 01:18:11,219 I mean not filing a divorce so your horrible ex-wife can get a green card 1027 01:18:12,264 --> 01:18:13,928 What'd be the point? 1028 01:18:13,578 --> 01:18:17,117 See, that's what I mean, someone like you shouldn't be with someone like me. 1029 01:18:17,908 --> 01:18:19,546 An old girlfriend with two kids. 1030 01:18:20,288 --> 01:18:21,959 You're an ageist ... 1031 01:18:22,209 --> 01:18:24,853 Yeah, yeah ... I'm an old ageist. 1032 01:18:25,272 --> 01:18:27,501 Oh please, don't patronize me. 1033 01:18:28,136 --> 01:18:31,859 I may live with my parents and get drunk off half a beer 1034 01:18:32,109 --> 01:18:36,768 and yeah, I admit to being slightly adrift as far in my life 1035 01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:38,469 but I'm not a complete idiot ... 1036 01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:40,776 I know how I feel about you. 1037 01:18:42,074 --> 01:18:44,423 It's you that doesn't know how you feel about me. 1038 01:18:46,131 --> 01:18:48,234 I just wish you had the guts to say it. 1039 01:18:51,426 --> 01:18:53,602 You've meant so much to me and my family 1040 01:18:55,502 --> 01:18:57,569 but this doesn't make sense. 1041 01:18:58,254 --> 01:19:00,395 And what future can we possibly have? 1042 01:19:08,199 --> 01:19:09,964 You know what I'm gonna miss the most? 1043 01:19:13,502 --> 01:19:15,165 It's you... 1044 01:19:16,541 --> 01:19:18,324 Your friendship. 1045 01:22:09,448 --> 01:22:10,762 Go! 1046 01:22:10,627 --> 01:22:20,084 Graduating Class of 2012. --Sadie Pageant and Sadie also received the award for best science project 1047 01:24:04,045 --> 01:24:08,098 We need to say a special thanks to you for bringing us into you homes, 1048 01:24:07,871 --> 01:24:11,365 but most of all to those unsung fanatics. 1049 01:24:11,367 --> 01:24:13,814 -- Who make us look good. -- Yeah, we do look good. 1050 01:24:14,360 --> 01:24:16,476 -- I'm Laura Rilley. -- And I'm Scott Reynolds, 1051 01:24:16,326 --> 01:24:18,301 TMI coming at you next. 1052 01:24:21,478 --> 01:24:24,842 Sandy, you got a minute? 1053 01:24:29,558 --> 01:24:31,872 Hello .. hello. 1054 01:24:32,830 --> 01:24:34,176 Hello people. 1055 01:24:33,998 --> 01:24:37,375 Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon, has an announcement to make. 1056 01:24:39,388 --> 01:24:43,972 Although change can be painful, change can also be a good thing 1057 01:24:43,822 --> 01:24:48,969 a necessary step in the evolution of a company, a family like ours ... 1058 01:24:49,407 --> 01:24:52,624 From the beginning of time all the way till today 1059 01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:56,351 there are certain things that you'll always find. 1060 01:24:57,056 --> 01:25:02,893 Now, if you look at the pictures, can anyone see what they all have in common? 1061 01:25:04,304 --> 01:25:06,966 -- Liv -- There are people in all of them. 1062 01:25:06,716 --> 01:25:08,427 Exactly, great answer. 1063 01:25:08,631 --> 01:25:13,212 so almost everywhere you go in the world you're gonna find these little communities of people 1064 01:25:13,362 --> 01:25:15,528 just like you guys you guys are a community ... 1065 01:25:15,478 --> 01:25:17,264 your class, your family ... 1066 01:25:17,100 --> 01:25:19,118 I just came back from Mozambique. 1067 01:25:19,342 --> 01:25:22,414 Okay. -- I've been to the Non Talking Film Festival. 1068 01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:29,310 Aram? 1069 01:25:33,702 --> 01:25:37,016 You're the only one who gets gifts from the kids at the end of every tour. 1070 01:25:36,887 --> 01:25:40,310 That's probably because they're so excited, the tour is over. 1071 01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:41,676 Good to see you. 1072 01:25:41,926 --> 01:25:45,524 I was gonna go get a drink, You wanna join me? 1073 01:25:46,979 --> 01:25:49,097 You know what I actually... 1074 01:25:49,751 --> 01:25:51,338 Have plans already ... 1075 01:25:51,388 --> 01:25:53,208 I do. 1076 01:25:55,773 --> 01:25:57,545 You're impossible. 1077 01:25:58,006 --> 01:25:59,707 I've heard that before. 1078 01:26:01,830 --> 01:26:03,794 -- See you tomorrow. -- Okay, have a good night. 1079 01:26:05,024 --> 01:26:12,601 Here's to your mother ... the newest and undoubtedly most qualified anchor of the network, very deserving. 1080 01:26:12,851 --> 01:26:14,172 Thank you. 1081 01:26:13,998 --> 01:26:16,159 -- Congratulations Mom. -- Thanks. 1082 01:26:16,509 --> 01:26:20,932 I know your own show is big step up but I'll miss you. 1083 01:26:21,182 --> 01:26:26,471 I will be one studio over, and I'll come in guesting. 1084 01:26:26,521 --> 01:26:28,490 I'm gonna holod you to that. 1085 01:26:30,668 --> 01:26:32,730 Gotta use the ladies' room 1086 01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:34,680 then we could stuff our faces. 1087 01:26:40,653 --> 01:26:42,466 -- Sorry. -- Excuse me. 1088 01:26:46,953 --> 01:26:48,323 Hi 1089 01:26:48,711 --> 01:26:50,025 Hi 1090 01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:00,583 -- How are you? -- How are you? 1091 01:27:01,617 --> 01:27:03,267 You first. 1092 01:27:03,518 --> 01:27:05,929 I'm good, yeah good 1093 01:27:07,369 --> 01:27:09,440 Kids are great ... 1094 01:27:09,993 --> 01:27:12,012 I just got promoted 1095 01:27:11,762 --> 01:27:13,441 I'm gonna start anchoring. 1096 01:27:13,832 --> 01:27:17,636 I watched you on TV, it's fantastic. 1097 01:27:18,042 --> 01:27:20,210 But that's not a surprise. 1098 01:27:22,181 --> 01:27:24,295 You look really good. 1099 01:27:26,553 --> 01:27:28,294 I'm 30. 1100 01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,908 I'm sorry about.. you know.. things 1101 01:27:37,996 --> 01:27:40,064 Don't even ... 1102 01:27:40,203 --> 01:27:42,630 it was just timely. 1103 01:27:45,795 --> 01:27:47,556 Traveled around the world. 1104 01:27:47,106 --> 01:27:49,704 -- Oh you did? -- Never rocked the Cleveland. 1105 01:27:49,854 --> 01:27:52,408 but some pretty amazing things happened. 1106 01:27:54,075 --> 01:27:56,346 Dad, I told you I could do it myself. 1107 01:27:56,337 --> 01:28:00,368 I knew I could do it yourself. I bumped into a friend of mine. 1108 01:28:00,569 --> 01:28:03,345 Sandy ... I want you to meet my son, Zeke. 1109 01:28:04,949 --> 01:28:08,601 I met him in Bangladesh and we kinda fell in love with each other. 1110 01:28:10,388 --> 01:28:13,481 It took a couple of years, but now I'm his dad. 1111 01:28:14,442 --> 01:28:15,813 Hi 1112 01:28:15,436 --> 01:28:17,657 Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein. 1113 01:28:17,642 --> 01:28:19,707 You are huh? 1114 01:28:19,638 --> 01:28:21,056 I'm Sandy. 1115 01:28:20,801 --> 01:28:22,893 -- Nice to meet you. -- Nice to meet you, too. 1116 01:28:27,643 --> 01:28:30,723 God, I bet you're an amazing dad. 1117 01:28:32,817 --> 01:28:34,368 And his mom? 1118 01:28:33,518 --> 01:28:37,757 Just me and Zeke, it's hard to find someone that's good enough for us. 1119 01:28:40,962 --> 01:28:42,605 Right? 1120 01:28:44,158 --> 01:28:46,498 And what about you? Boyfriend? 1121 01:28:48,427 --> 01:28:52,552 Dating ... wasn't my thing ... I discovered. 1122 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:54,712 That's too bad. 1123 01:28:55,351 --> 01:28:57,959 Would you like to join us? 1124 01:28:58,466 --> 01:29:00,590 The kids would be thrilled. 1125 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,540 I'm with my parents ... 1126 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:06,126 Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in? 1127 01:29:07,631 --> 01:29:09,704 Mom, you remember Sandy? 1128 01:29:09,792 --> 01:29:12,851 How could I forget? You talk about her everyday. 1129 01:29:15,464 --> 01:29:18,814 I was just saying to Aram, you know, if he wants to join us 1130 01:29:18,264 --> 01:29:21,748 Oh are you kidding, we would love to, we would love to! 1131 01:29:21,806 --> 01:29:24,289 Harry, get up, we're moving. 1132 01:29:23,939 --> 01:29:25,519 I didn't do anything. 1133 01:29:25,471 --> 01:29:28,517 I didn't say you did anything I said we're moving tables.. 1134 01:29:36,487 --> 01:29:39,871 -- Look who I just bumped into. -- Oh my God! 1135 01:29:39,721 --> 01:29:42,589 Look at how huge are, you, you look like you're 13.. 1136 01:29:43,637 --> 01:29:45,737 -- I am. -- What? 1137 01:29:46,043 --> 01:29:49,419 I want you guys to meet someone, this is my son Zeke. 1138 01:29:50,158 --> 01:29:53,703 -- You wanna play gameboy? -- Yeah, go ahead ... take a seat. 1139 01:29:54,202 --> 01:29:56,824 Nice to see you. It's been years. --Yeah 1140 01:30:00,724 --> 01:30:03,346 We all get older and you stay the same. 1141 01:30:02,830 --> 01:30:04,680 Hello. --Hi 1142 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:06,582 What a surprise. 1143 01:30:06,809 --> 01:30:08,809 You remember us, do you? 1144 01:30:08,635 --> 01:30:11,246 You came to our house, remember? 1145 01:30:16,791 --> 01:30:19,796 Subtitled by Marlen Lobrio