1
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Look at us, running around.

2
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Always rushed,
always late.

3
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I guess that's why they call it the human race.

4
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What we crave most in
this world is connection.

5
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For some people it happens
at first sight. It's when you know you know.

6
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It's fate working its magic.

7
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And that's great for them.

8
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They get to live in a pop song.
Ride the express train.

9
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But that's not the way
it really works.

10
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For the rest of us,
it's a bit less romantic.

11
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It's complicated, it's messy.
It's about horrible timing,

12
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and fumbled opportunities.

13
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And not being able to say
what you need to say

14
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when you need to say it.

15
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At least, that's the way it was for me.

16
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Taxi, taxi, taxi horns.

17
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Fat paddling, awful looking bitch.

18
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Pig face.

19
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I gotta pig face..

20
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Manboy, little manboy, beady-eyed little manboy.

21
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Beady-eyed little manboy.
I see a...

22
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beady-eyed little manboy, looking at me.
I got a beady-eyed little manboy, looking at me.

23
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- You are not a beady-eyed little manchild.
- Boy.

24
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It just ain't he sad, ok? And that's worse!
I'm like a.. I am a beady-eyed looking, little manboy

25
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- that shouldn't wear his sweater vest.
- He was a mentally ill standing on a streetcorner.

26
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Pressy, exactly. He had no reason to be polite. Ok?

27
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It was like a Tourette-style truth-serum-reflection this guy had,
and I was caught right in the crosshairs.

28
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- See? I can't believe this stuff still bothers you, Wally.
- It does.

29
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Now I have some big news.
Can I please? I wanna show you something.

30
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First I wanna show you something.
Check this out. Look at that.

31
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- What? What is that?
- I seem to have a growth.

32
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- Oh my gosh! You're such a.. Is that your scrotum?
- It's not a sunset.

33
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- You're exhausting.
- My health exhausts you?

34
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- We will deal with my death later.
- My turn.

35
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- See this? 
- Yeah.

36
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- That's the Dollar in Yen I bought in a week ago.
- Good for you.

37
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- Now, look it at like this.
- Yeh, so anyways.

38
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Now, someone you knew owned this stock.
What advice would you give them?

39
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- I don't.. I'd go for fundamentals, you know, PE-ratio...
- Just simple, simple, hold or sell?

40
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- You gotta sell them, it's going down.
- Exactly.

41
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This Wally, this is what women's fertility
looks like after a certain age.

42
00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:00,977
- So? So I'd like you to be the first to know,

43
00:05:02,819 --> 00:05:05,916
- I'm having a baby.
- You're pregnant?

44
00:05:06,462 --> 00:05:08,862
No, not yet, but I'm working on it.

45
00:05:09,933 --> 00:05:12,234
Went to the doctor. She said all my
levels are really great, considering..

46
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And she said that my cervical mucus 
is gorgeous, by the way.

47
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- Thanks for that. 
-And then she started giving me this lecture about my age.

48
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And I was really startled
to hear about timing, and why wait.

49
00:05:25,464 --> 00:05:30,563
And, you know, I just started..
Would you please stop having sex with the food.

50
00:05:35,718 --> 00:05:39,920
I have got a, you know, killer new job at the network
and I do not need a man to have a baby.

51
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Technically speaking you do, where is all this coming from?
Is this about Paul? Because if it is, why..

52
00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:47,399
.. don't you just chalk it up as another one
of your disastrous flameouts and move on?

53
00:05:48,376 --> 00:05:50,880
- This has absolutely nothing to do with Paul!
- Well I think it does.

54
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= And thank you for bringing that up.
- All I'm saying is don't kick that can down the road.

55
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You need to look at your relationship instead of biting
off the next step. Deal with the one before.

56
00:05:58,896 --> 00:06:02,325
You know what?  I'm just tired of thinking 
about how this is supposed to go.

57
00:06:02,736 --> 00:06:06,232
Alright? I'm just ready to do it now. 
Life's in session.

58
00:06:07,812 --> 00:06:09,247
- Is that from an infomercial?
- No. 

59
00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:10,547
- Really? 
- Yes.

60
00:06:10,587 --> 00:06:14,583
- Did you buy the DVD?
- One, but it really is something that resonated with me.

61
00:06:15,527 --> 00:06:19,800
Wally I don't.. you know what?
I'm gonna do this. I want to have a kid.

62
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And I'm in the market for.. some.. semen.

63
00:06:26,715 --> 00:06:30,815
- And..
- And?

64
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I need you to help me find some.

65
00:06:42,950 --> 00:06:46,155
So what? Are you gonna like.. use a service? 
You gonna read resumes?

66
00:06:46,190 --> 00:06:49,032
You know, all that stuff is crap. 
I heard about this woman in Queens. 

67
00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:51,394
She thought that she was buying the sperm 
of an Ivy League athlete...

68
00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:53,394
and turned out it came from a homeless guy.

69
00:06:53,738 --> 00:06:57,473
- Oh you did not hear that. 
- Kid turned out homeless. She tried to sue them, she lost.

70
00:06:57,912 --> 00:07:00,581
- You just made all of that up!
- Did I?

71
00:07:00,616 --> 00:07:04,648
- Why are you even on this train?
- Cause we're not... we're not nearly done talking about this.

72
00:07:05,695 --> 00:07:09,465
Wally, you're a vortex. I have four interviews this week. 
One of which I'm prepared for. OK?

73
00:07:10,438 --> 00:07:12,268
Listen.. What's wrong with my sperm by the way?

74
00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:18,418
- Your sperm?
- It works.

75
00:07:19,255 --> 00:07:23,522
Nothing. Ah, ah.. 
I'm sure you have.. killer sperm.

76
00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:27,732
- You're damn right! 
- But.. you know.. we're best friends, isn't that weird? That'd be weird.

77
00:07:28,069 --> 00:07:30,905
- It is weird. You're right. OK.
- And you know what.. what else? How do I put this..

77
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- Careful.

78
00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:35,349
- You're... a little neurotic.
- I see.

79
00:07:35,383 --> 00:07:37,221
- A little self absorbed, and pessimistic.
- I got it.

80
00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:40,957
- And I'm not pessimistic. Sorry, I'm a realist.
- Wally, it's not about you, alright?

81
00:07:41,263 --> 00:07:45,608
- And whether you can deal with this or not..
- Oh no.. please don't say it.

82
00:07:45,643 --> 00:07:46,833
"Life's in session. "

83
00:07:51,215 --> 00:07:56,291
- She wouldn't know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. 
- Oh.. what does she take you for? A eunuch? 

84
00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:59,468
- But look, you're jealous; it's perfectly normal. 
- No I'm not. I'm not jealous.
- Hey, big time primal stuff we're dealing here with. Jungle stuff.

85
00:07:59,503 --> 00:08:03,338
And you've every right to be upset. 
She put you in the 'friends' zone.

86
00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,208
6 years ago, brother.

87
00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:08,305
That's a cold and inhospitable place where your 
manhood is an endangered species.

88
00:08:08,584 --> 00:08:10,786
And now we're talking about your seed 
getting devalued by her.

89
00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:15,799
- Ooh, that's gotta hurt.. .
- Hey! Just so we're clear. Just so we're clear. She did not put me in the 'friends' zone. We put each other on the 'friends' zone.

90
00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:17,434
- It was a mutual placement. You know that. 
- Let's be honest with ourselves.

91
00:08:17,469 --> 00:08:21,739
You had your window with Kassie, 
and you went all "Wally" on her and you doomed it.

92
00:08:21,774 --> 00:08:24,112
I went what? What, what? 
What is that even supposed to mean?

93
00:08:24,147 --> 00:08:27,085
You shared too much to soon. 
Quickest way to kill a romance.

94
00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,825
You gotta hide the crazy at least through the appetizers.

95
00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:33,498
I see. Just so that I'm clear, which one 
of your 3 failed marriages taught you that lesson?

96
00:08:33,533 --> 00:08:35,527
- All 3, in their special and various ways.
- Exactly!

97
00:08:36,071 --> 00:08:40,411
- So, ok, I appreciate the kind advice. But I'm fine.
- Are you? 
- Yeah!

98
00:08:40,446 --> 00:08:42,783
Are you? Are you? Cause I still don't know 
why the hell you e-mailed me a picture of your armpit?

99
00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:46,421
I told you I thought I had a growth. 
And was it an armpit?

100
00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:48,785
Oh golly, I hope so.

101
00:08:56,243 --> 00:08:59,741
- Please tell me you didn't invite Wally.
- Of course I did.

102
00:09:00,085 --> 00:09:04,023
- Is he's bringing that internet-girl?
- She broke up with him.

103
00:09:04,058 --> 00:09:08,567
Shocker. Do you know I've had orgasms
that last longer than his relationships.

104
00:09:08,602 --> 00:09:10,540
Would you stop!? Sorry.

105
00:09:11,374 --> 00:09:13,171
Ok, here are your talking points minister.

106
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:18,910
Listen, I know that Wally can be a bit blunt, 
but at least he tells it like it is. You know what I mean?

107
00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:22,619
It's like when things get too intimate, he walls up.

108
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:27,464
But nobody.. there's nobody I trust more.
I mean he always has my back.

109
00:09:27,905 --> 00:09:33,048
Yeah, I get it Kass, he is your BFF.
He's a really good guy. Totally undatable.

110
00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,111
Nobody is totally undatable.

111
00:09:35,687 --> 00:09:39,559
C'mon, I mean, there's gotta be 
somebody out there for him.

112
00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,099
Done.

113
00:09:44,871 --> 00:09:46,932
I hope this party doesn't suck.

114
00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:53,356
- You really should have gotten Debbie a gift.
- Oh, c'mon.

115
00:09:53,391 --> 00:09:55,224
It's her 30th birthday. She's really vulnerable.

116
00:09:55,259 --> 00:09:57,991
Pretending it's actually her 30th is going 
to be my gift for that old bag.

117
00:09:59,201 --> 00:10:02,504
Hey. So here's where I'm at.
So I want a donor that I can meet.

118
00:10:02,539 --> 00:10:05,311
You know? 
I want someone whose eye's I can look into. 

119
00:10:05,346 --> 00:10:09,310
I want to be able to shake his hand and...
you can't do that, with a sperm bank, right?

120
00:10:10,356 --> 00:10:13,485
I also want it fresh, you know?
I don't really... I don't think I want it frozen.

121
00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:16,094
- What's frozen?
- Frozen's so refreshing now.

122
00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:21,711
- What kind of qualities would you be shopping for?
- Ah... sense of humor is most important.

123
00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:27,954
Why do you women always say that sense of humor is 
always the most important thing? We all know that that's a lie.

124
00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:33,091
- OK. So then height.
- No.

125
00:10:33,671 --> 00:10:36,432
But you know, funny.. height.. 
Funny height.

126
00:10:52,506 --> 00:10:57,222
C'mon Wally Mars, care you to dance with me?
- No, I'm not, birthday girl.

127
00:10:57,414 --> 00:11:01,183
- Everything next tonight, you know.
- You're such a buzzkill.

128
00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:04,497
I'm gonna raid your floor. You think it's such a great job to call'n it over there.

129
00:11:04,532 --> 00:11:08,300
You dressed up for my party. That's so nice.

130
00:11:08,838 --> 00:11:09,896
You're welcome.
- Stripes. Eh he...

131
00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:14,141
Ok, who's dancing with me?

132
00:11:19,893 --> 00:11:22,054
.. that was good..

133
00:11:22,563 --> 00:11:24,054
... a sport film needs.

134
00:11:25,401 --> 00:11:28,103
They really haven't made on honest kick-boxing film yet.

135
00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:33,048
That's so true. I haven't tought about that yet. You're absolutly right. That's..

136
00:11:34,155 --> 00:11:36,853
Hi. I'm bored. Lets get a kebab.

137
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:41,566
Wally, this is Declan.
He is a writer / director.

138
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,435
Hey double thread.
- Hi Wally.

139
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:48,101
This is Wally, one of my oldest friends. - That's right.
He's an expertise. - Analyst.

140
00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:50,818
Seriously, come with me.
- I think I'll stay.

141
00:11:50,853 --> 00:11:54,724
I don't think so - What? - Hey Wally,
you, eh, got some stock tips for me?

142
00:11:55,764 --> 00:12:00,364
Oh Declan. There are eh, they're gone straight up. For your advice,
go on marching, go strungle on. Let's do it.

143
00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:02,573
Go strungle on?
- That's right.

144
00:12:02,977 --> 00:12:05,415
Really? - You always tell me to get out.
- Change of plans, let's go. - Sure did fast.

145
00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:07,145
One second, ok?

146
00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:11,213
Oh boy, see that you just got finger gunned.
- I heard it.

147
00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:14,296
C'mon..

148
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,971
What? - He's married.
- Divorced.

149
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,064
And he's lying.
- How do you know that?

150
00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:23,967
Beacause there's a tan line on his finger where he's ring should be.

151
00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:26,722
What?
- Tell me you're not thinking this guy's a donor, are ye?

152
00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:30,533
Alright, you know what? I don't know.
I don't know. I still might do it.

153
00:12:30,568 --> 00:12:33,200
What are you taling about? Whose side.. you outta your mind?

154
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:37,142
You're gonna let captain douche be the father of your child? That just locks it up for you?

155
00:12:37,177 --> 00:12:38,338
I don't know yet.

156
00:12:41,684 --> 00:12:44,567
I tell you what, you're on your own.
- Oh yeah? Ok!

157
00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:01,988
Wally.. Wally

158
00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:04,927
Wally

159
00:13:10,741 --> 00:13:11,767
Declan, Declan

160
00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:16,751
Kassie has left. - What?
- Kassie had to go. -Where?

161
00:13:18,424 --> 00:13:21,797
She's knew a dealer's house. Ok. Now this guy's a little bit of a paranoid. Excuse me.

162
00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:26,830
She went by herself. She's gone to pick up some drugs, alright?
Some extasy, bro, and some viagra, alright?.

163
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:31,250
And she diggs you.
- Hah, she diggs me.

164
00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:35,849
Bet your ass she diggs. It's on. It's on like Donky Kong. It's actually what she want me to say to you. Those exact words.

165
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,955
This sreet address, loveshack. And you gotta go right now!

166
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,566
Go! Seriously. Tell her she's safe for two, okay?

167
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,108
Wally

168
00:13:49,452 --> 00:13:51,521
You sent him to Washington Heights?

169
00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:55,086
Harlem's too judgelike, I had to go higher.
- Wasn't even gonna go through with it.

170
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:58,267
It's just an idea. You know, one you let it breath.

171
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:03,345
Whats wrong, why are you so Mered lately?
- I haven't. -Yeah, you have.

172
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,512
I don't think you should do it. - What?
The whole baby thing.

173
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,316
- Oh Stop it! - It's not right.
- Wally, Stop! - It's not natural.

174
00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:14,135
What if you meet someone tomorrow.
Alright. Or like 6 months from now.

175
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:17,069
You guys fall in love. By the time you realise it, it's too late.

176
00:14:17,942 --> 00:14:19,810
Why is it so hard for you to except?

177
00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:24,379
Look, I'm not gonna wait around for some version of this that might never happen. Okay?

178
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:30,566
Look. This wasn't my plan either. I didn't grow up in Minnesota dreaming of the day that I was gonna put a hat out

179
00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:32,693
for spem donor on craigslist.

180
00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:36,143
But I'm here. And it's happening. And it's scary. I can't count on you.

181
00:14:36,178 --> 00:14:40,241
I can't.. I can't ask for your support without you stealing out constant judgements.

182
00:14:40,619 --> 00:14:41,951
You're supposed to be my friend.

183
00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:45,585
Well, yeah.

184
00:14:52,842 --> 00:14:56,441
I think we should take some time.
I think we need a timeout.

185
00:14:58,619 --> 00:15:00,614
How do you learn how to speak mommy, huh?

186
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:05,830
Taxi

187
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:09,295
See you later.

188
00:15:15,354 --> 00:15:17,721
I'm not just your friend, Debbie is your friend.

189
00:15:25,242 --> 00:15:29,703
Look at you. Is someone chasing you? Dude! - Don't.

190
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,987
Let me guesse, Kassie issues?
- No!

191
00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:38,266
No, it's no issue. We just haven't seen each other for a week. She sais she wants a timeout.

192
00:15:38,301 --> 00:15:41,838
Timeout? - Yeah
- Timeout? What are you, 6?

193
00:15:41,873 --> 00:15:46,642
You can show you hemacrackers. Grown ups don't go on timeouts. Grown ups have sex with their relieve friends, Mars.

194
00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:52,052
You're eating chocolate bar on 2. - Its not on 2.

195
00:15:52,094 --> 00:15:55,861
Certainly not on 2. I need to stir energy. And I'm in the fat burning zone.

196
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,202
You're burning muscle. This's how you burn fat.

197
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:09,210
Aloha
- Hi

198
00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:12,482
Ehh... sweet.

199
00:17:14,122 --> 00:17:18,993
.. good, your busy. Ok. This is confusing.

200
00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:22,763
One more please. I got it. Cool, if I did this by myself?

201
00:17:23,337 --> 00:17:25,405
- Thinking about your eyes.
- Hey Wally. - Hi.

202
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,751
Want me to top, huh?. No no no, thank you. I will stick to the hard stuff tonight.

203
00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:32,390
So hey, who does this?
A party for insemination?

204
00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:34,994
- Is there even a doctor here, Debbie?
- Yes!

205
00:17:35,029 --> 00:17:36,623
Dr Ollinson

206
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,371
That guy? Feel like practice out of a camper?

207
00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:45,281
He is progressive. This whole night was my idea.

208
00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:47,616
It's how everybody is doing it these days.

209
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:51,358
Kassie is gonna go in the other room. We're all gonna leave. And she's gonna like..

210
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,827
do the deed with this big baister.

211
00:17:55,298 --> 00:17:58,572
Shouldn't that be cleaned or something?
Why is it here?

212
00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:02,808
I'm messing with you!
- Debbie, knock it off.

213
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,121
She's gonna use a medical device. But you know,

214
00:18:06,156 --> 00:18:08,251
it's basically the same thing.

215
00:18:09,897 --> 00:18:11,124
Charming.

216
00:18:11,664 --> 00:18:13,067
Wally, what is wrong with you?

217
00:18:13,102 --> 00:18:17,510
You have like this, this negative, always negative ions, that popp off like flies.

218
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:21,183
You try this, it will make you less anxious.
- What's this?

219
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:25,417
I stole them from my mother. They're herbal.

220
00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:29,159
But they might as well be pharmasuical.

221
00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:31,504
If I take one you walk away?

222
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,381
I should change the guacamole.
You know it goes like from green to brown.

223
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,249
Like eh.. that putrid, kinda like your sweater.

224
00:18:49,109 --> 00:19:00,503
nom nom nom

225
00:19:19,398 --> 00:19:20,833
This is a strange one.

226
00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:24,638
Only Kassie would do it like this.
- Yeah.

227
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:28,046
Kinda knew it that well. -No?
- Can i get you a drink?

228
00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:32,157
- Yes you sure can. Thanks Bartender.

229
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:34,286
I'm Wally.
- Roland.

230
00:19:34,961 --> 00:19:36,487
I'm the donor.

231
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:41,437
Yeah, Roland the donor.

232
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:45,080
I am Wally the best friend. Kassie's best friend.

233
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,055
Well, that's ok.
- Great.

234
00:19:57,206 --> 00:19:59,508
Feel like the prized hog.

235
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:05,422
Bet you're used to that, huh? Hey, let me aks you a question.

236
00:20:07,159 --> 00:20:08,128
Why you doin this?

237
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,499
We could use some money.
- We?

238
00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:15,741
Yeah, my wife and I.
She is right over there.

239
00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,215
Wow, she is beautiful. - Yeah, thank you.

240
00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:24,954
She is the love of my live.
She is my soulmate.

241
00:20:25,229 --> 00:20:29,463
Oh man. She the wind under your wings?
- Yeah. - I get it. -Yeah.

242
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,573
So i guess it's stuff under teacher salary.

243
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:36,482
I'm a sister-professor at Columbia.
Teach course feminist literary tradition.

244
00:20:36,852 --> 00:20:38,320
That right? - Yeah.

245
00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:44,930
It's game time. Your ready?
- Eh, ok. - You got a nice room.

246
00:20:45,431 --> 00:20:48,836
With everything.. well, you know.
- Duty calls.

247
00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:50,465
Good taling to you Wally.

248
00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:58,116
Make way! It's happening people!

249
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,493
Hi.
- I just met your viking.

250
00:21:18,199 --> 00:21:19,997
Gorgeous, isn't he?
- Yeah, delicious.

251
00:21:27,984 --> 00:21:31,288
What's going on right here?
- Truth? - Aha.

252
00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:33,353
I'm freaking out.

253
00:21:34,866 --> 00:21:39,430
I really thought that throwing a party would,
you know, make it fun, but it's..

254
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:43,634
It's just really depressing.

255
00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:49,393
C'mon!
- You think I'm crazy, don't you?

256
00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:56,066
I think that you wanna have a child, and I think that's natural.

257
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,210
You're not nuts.

258
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:03,746
You're okay.

259
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,389
Thank you.

260
00:22:09,865 --> 00:22:12,598
You get it, don't you?
- I get it. - You get it.

261
00:22:24,626 --> 00:22:25,688
Ok, where is my crown?

262
00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:34,441
I gonna be fine.
Well, still lil' emotional.

263
00:22:36,416 --> 00:22:39,979
Crown looks fantastic.
- Bye.

264
00:22:50,545 --> 00:22:53,678
Okay guys. Are you all ready?

265
00:22:55,188 --> 00:22:58,751
Before we get on to the nitty gritty and kick you all out.

266
00:23:00,834 --> 00:23:04,705
I just wanted to make a toast
to our donors, Roland.

267
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,911
Yeah! - Roland, where are you? - Right there!

268
00:23:09,884 --> 00:23:11,444
There he is!

269
00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:17,325
How did it go in there?
- Debbie!

270
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:22,698
I also wanna make a toast to our Kassie.

271
00:23:23,077 --> 00:23:26,643
Why we're all here. You're in inspiration to all of us.

272
00:23:27,554 --> 00:23:30,341
You're taking the bull by the horn.

273
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:33,128
Your Venus, and we're doing it.

274
00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:36,294
To Kassie!

275
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:39,865
It's amazing. We're doing it by ourselves.

276
00:23:42,982 --> 00:23:44,471
Oh my God!

277
00:23:44,687 --> 00:23:45,481
You're kidding!

278
00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:50,155
A bailar

279
00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:55,437
Let's dance

280
00:24:12,138 --> 00:24:16,707
I'm in here. Use the other bathroom.

281
00:24:47,841 --> 00:24:48,537
Kassie

282
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:37,899
Is someone in there?
- I'm in here!

283
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,469
Sorry.

284
00:27:31,197 --> 00:27:33,291
My head, please!
- You're fired.

285
00:27:34,436 --> 00:27:38,544
Your falling apart. What the hell was that last night?
- What are you talking about?

286
00:27:38,579 --> 00:27:42,575
That you arrived at 3 hours in the morning drunk?

287
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:45,289
Wait, what?

288
00:27:47,562 --> 00:27:49,357
I stayed at your place last night?
- Yes and

289
00:27:50,868 --> 00:27:54,771
talking some scary mumbady jumbady.
I had nightmares after that man.

290
00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:59,415
What? What was I saying?
- I don't know. Somewhat..

291
00:27:59,450 --> 00:28:03,153
wild blaberings about eh.. risky trade,

292
00:28:03,628 --> 00:28:07,964
vikings. I don't know, music that was vile and sinister.

293
00:28:09,171 --> 00:28:13,042
Very dark, really. Very disturbing.

294
00:28:13,077 --> 00:28:15,606
I launched you into a car pretty quick. 40 bucks, my treat.

295
00:28:17,186 --> 00:28:19,885
Leonard I don't remember any of that.
- What?!

296
00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:25,502
How can you not? You don't recall one point barking out the name Diane Sawyer.

297
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:28,907
Diane Sawyer! You remember that? At all?

298
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:33,974
Diane Sawyer from Good Morning America?
- Yeah. By the way, she' always been quite calmly, hasn't she?

299
00:28:34,251 --> 00:28:38,957
Creamy complexion, hmm.
I think she was a Miss eh.. somethin rather

300
00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:43,338
I went to Kassie's party and after that

301
00:28:45,507 --> 00:28:49,276
I guess I must have blacked out.
- Blacked out?

302
00:28:50,050 --> 00:28:52,882
Yeah. - Well you threw up in my hallway like a collage girl.

303
00:28:54,092 --> 00:28:56,529
You seriously don't remember? Any of it?

304
00:28:58,266 --> 00:28:58,996
No, zero.

305
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:02,539
Well, I'm telling you, you need help.

306
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:06,714
How do you do?
- Good and you?

307
00:29:11,361 --> 00:29:12,191
Diane Sawyer

308
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:40,111
Ehh, do we have to see the second act?
- C'mon, it gets better. - Do you Promise?

309
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:45,960
The're not even making the joke. I mean it's really unbelievable. What is this guy trying to proove?

310
00:29:45,995 --> 00:29:47,729
- Kassie
- Oh please.

311
00:29:47,764 --> 00:29:51,726
- I thought it was extremely powerful.
- It's not powerful. It's like introducing a new character.

312
00:29:52,638 --> 00:29:57,810
A very small unsettling character that, you know..

313
00:29:58,386 --> 00:30:00,480
- Fraknly..
- I'm pregnant.

314
00:30:02,657 --> 00:30:07,067
That's gonna make the king much less inclining to hear this guy out? You know he's not wering any pants. It's unnecessary.

315
00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:09,228
Did you hear what i just said?

316
00:30:12,412 --> 00:30:13,711
Yeah

317
00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:21,083
She went on to tell me that se was moving back home to Minessotta.

318
00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:27,233
Something like a better place to
raise kid, and loving grandparents.

319
00:30:30,482 --> 00:30:33,049
It really ruined the second act for me
which is bummer because I had

320
00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:36,959
to say the naked guy ended up killing a bunch of people and I got pretty good.

321
00:30:40,366 --> 00:30:45,275
Two weeks later, Kassie left. She got little chocked up as the moving vans pulled away.

322
00:30:46,579 --> 00:30:49,310
Probably sensing what a gigantic mistake she was making with her life.

323
00:30:50,886 --> 00:30:53,552
She bought me an erdel terrier.

324
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,822
I had my floors redone after 1 months.

325
00:30:58,235 --> 00:31:00,468
What are people seeing in dogs and worse in babies?

326
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,385
We promised to stay in touch, but who are we kidding. She was a single mom

327
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,149
and I lived in New York.

328
00:31:10,425 --> 00:31:14,524
There were Christmas cards and e-mails, but not much else.

329
00:31:48,366 --> 00:31:52,570
And after 7 years, two failed relationships

330
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:57,317
1 stock market crash, and numerous blind dates,

331
00:31:58,955 --> 00:32:01,950
there I was. Right where Kassie left me.

332
00:32:03,329 --> 00:32:06,882
You know, when my friend told me you were still single, I couldn't believe it.

333
00:32:06,917 --> 00:32:10,435
Yeah. You gonna try to take me off the market when the first date pull in?

334
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:16,147
- Yes, I am thinking a June wedding?
- We move out to the suburbs.

335
00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:20,461
- New Jersey? - Great, easy commute.

336
00:32:20,496 --> 00:32:24,369
Of course, I have to work a ton to afford that second house.

337
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:29,545
Although that could end up just beeing an excuse. I might just be hiding from the

338
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:34,780
evergrowing tedium of New Jersey's drudgery.

339
00:32:37,396 --> 00:32:42,202
Which will create some sort of resentment in you. But you know, see what kind of person would internalize that, right?

340
00:32:43,374 --> 00:32:46,836
Would act out in some sort of self-destructive manner, later.

341
00:32:48,117 --> 00:32:51,682
That's me.
- And I'm the kind of Person that would blame myself for that.

342
00:32:51,925 --> 00:32:55,760
Probably end up sceduling even more work out of town to deal with the guilt.

343
00:32:57,301 --> 00:33:00,844
Course once I'm out of town stuck in a hotel, i gotta masturbate incisively on the internet

344
00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:05,545
You're probably back home with some afternoon drinking problem

345
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:11,125
And a pathetic 50-year old bachelor wearing
300 dollar jeans in a turnpike manclub.

346
00:33:11,863 --> 00:33:15,392
Speking of women like.. shouldn't have speaken to because they're too young.

347
00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:22,008
Or it could work out great.

348
00:33:27,312 --> 00:33:30,832
Unbelievable. What was I thinking?

349
00:33:30,867 --> 00:33:35,638
Just shut up and smile. No good ever comes from you talking.

350
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:37,776
You have 1 unheard message.

351
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:42,983
Hey Wally, it's Kassie! Guess what? We are moving back to New York!

352
00:33:43,394 --> 00:33:47,093
I got an amazing offer from ABC and I found a great school for Sebastian.

353
00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:52,874
He's already polishing his accent.
Now call me, this is very exciting! Ok, bye.

354
00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:07,570
Well listen!
After dinner maybe we should go by

355
00:34:07,605 --> 00:34:11,636
that wine bar we loved to hang in. You know I think that cheesy old waiter who always hit on you,

356
00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:14,683
I think he's still alive.
- Oh God, how old is he?

357
00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:19,926
150 by now? Actullay, Sebastian prefers only hard alcohol.

358
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:25,639
Sebastian, huh? Not just gonna be you and me.
- You don't wanna see him?

359
00:34:26,675 --> 00:34:30,345
C'mon. And you know what? You should actually get him something. Like little gift.

360
00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:33,217
Nothing big
- A small gift, nothing big, uh?

361
00:34:33,591 --> 00:34:36,391
Ok, well, I get him a..

362
00:34:37,129 --> 00:34:41,036
How bout I get him like a little basketball?
- Actually you know, he is not that athletic.

363
00:34:43,510 --> 00:34:45,981
Than what should I get him?
- He collects picture frames.

364
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,848
Picture frames? - Yea. It's weird. I know.

365
00:34:48,883 --> 00:34:51,346
And he does it with the pictures in it.

366
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:55,434
Oh wow. That's very unusual Kassie.

367
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:59,397
Debbie's here, she says hi.

368
00:35:04,550 --> 00:35:07,386
So listen. I will see you..

369
00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:08,757
tonight.

370
00:35:08,792 --> 00:35:12,162
Wally, thank you for rejecting my friend request.

371
00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,271
Did you get that?

372
00:35:15,306 --> 00:35:18,802
You could tell Debbie, that it was all part of my masterplan to get her completely out of my life.

373
00:35:19,214 --> 00:35:21,684
Right. I can not tell her that.

374
00:35:22,054 --> 00:35:23,251
Yrah, alright.
- Okay, see you later.

375
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:24,452
Okay.

376
00:35:50,306 --> 00:35:53,540
Hello, I'm looking for a young lady that em.. oh right there.

377
00:36:03,631 --> 00:36:04,498
Pardon me, miss.

378
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:08,604
Hi!

379
00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:12,982
You look great.
- Look at you.

380
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:18,889
Who took over dressing you?
- Nobody!

381
00:36:19,399 --> 00:36:20,388
I like it.

382
00:36:21,702 --> 00:36:22,692
How's Sebastien, where is he?

383
00:36:23,271 --> 00:36:27,373
He's over there, but listen. If he's a little strange, is just he's having some adjustments issues to the moves.

384
00:36:29,017 --> 00:36:30,041
But he's watching the fish.

385
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:34,769
I think he's gonna be just fine.

386
00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:37,948
Matthew, c'mon son! We go.

387
00:36:53,530 --> 00:36:56,032
I think I have Cyclonic Disorder.

388
00:36:56,067 --> 00:37:00,033
I looked right at the shark and felt nothing.

389
00:37:00,579 --> 00:37:02,811
Honey, I don't what that is,
but I'm sure you don't have it.

390
00:37:03,585 --> 00:37:05,487
Sweety, this is uncle Wally. Say hi.

391
00:37:05,522 --> 00:37:08,516
Hi.
- Hi Sebastien.

392
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:13,136
Cyclonic Disorder: emotional ups and dwons,

393
00:37:13,171 --> 00:37:17,442
hyperactivity, loss of interest, pleasure, lack of sexual drive

394
00:37:17,878 --> 00:37:20,349
Ok, was I not clear about web?

395
00:37:21,183 --> 00:37:24,683
Sebastian now look, Wally has got a gift. Let's see what he got you.

396
00:37:25,027 --> 00:37:26,996
Yes, I do. Take a look at this.

397
00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:32,297
So sweet, Wally.

398
00:37:34,078 --> 00:37:36,675
Oh wow!

399
00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:42,657
It is a one of silver edition.

400
00:37:47,136 --> 00:37:49,470
Where is the picture?
- What picture?

401
00:37:49,907 --> 00:37:53,106
The one that comes with the frame.
It's the most important part.

402
00:37:55,452 --> 00:37:57,389
What?
- This frame is used.

403
00:38:01,898 --> 00:38:04,604
Say thank you.
- Thanks - You got it.

404
00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:08,272
Look at this. Ok guys.
Here's a big surprise.

405
00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:13,544
I called ahead on the phone prordered this. Are you ready for the best duck in the while wide world?

406
00:38:14,557 --> 00:38:17,528
I can't eat duck.
- What do you mean you can't eat duck?

407
00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:21,971
Wally, do you know what they do to ducks at the
Waterfowl farms?

408
00:38:22,006 --> 00:38:24,908
No, sweaty, I think that's the veal.

409
00:38:25,210 --> 00:38:27,443
No, I've read about the ducks too.

410
00:38:28,484 --> 00:38:31,286
They force feed the ducks.
7 pounds food a day.

411
00:38:31,793 --> 00:38:33,887
A plastic tube get jammed down their throats.

412
00:38:35,132 --> 00:38:36,360
I've called on phone, I've preordered it.

413
00:38:36,901 --> 00:38:40,136
The ducks get this liver disease
called lipomatosis and can't walk.

414
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:44,873
Nature is in a crisis and there is only one mammal to blame.

415
00:38:47,888 --> 00:38:51,088
What's going on here? What you got?
- He's stubborn.

416
00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,935
Hey guess what. It's cost me 84 dollars

417
00:38:54,970 --> 00:38:58,367
and it's gonna be about the best colonary treat you've ever head.

418
00:38:58,476 --> 00:39:01,673
I won't do it uncle Wally.
And I'll hate you, if you do.

419
00:39:01,782 --> 00:39:07,169
Ok, let's not. We don't say 'hate', sweaty. We don't say 'hate'. Ok?

420
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,961
We can have rice with soy sauce?
- Great, rice with soy sauce.

421
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,768
It's a great compromise.

422
00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:18,683
Uncle Wally loves rice.
He likes you.

423
00:39:19,953 --> 00:39:21,546
You're kidding, right?
- No, that's like for him.

424
00:39:23,325 --> 00:39:26,855
Hey listen, would you do me a favor? Would you watch him for a couple of hours this weekend?

425
00:39:27,133 --> 00:39:28,122
I don't think...

426
00:39:28,902 --> 00:39:33,345
See, I have to go to a parent orientation thing in his school, and you'd really help me out.

427
00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:39,250
I also think it would be good for you guys to spend some time together. You know, little get to know tea time.

428
00:39:40,858 --> 00:39:43,079
Hi.. excuse me!

429
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:45,254
Soda on the rocks

430
00:39:45,289 --> 00:39:47,395
for myself and ehh..

431
00:39:58,494 --> 00:40:02,127
Sorry about that. I'll expense it.
- Dont worry about it.

432
00:40:04,339 --> 00:40:08,629
I just cut it out and put it my cerial, it's better than babanas.
- Uh, that sounds delicious.

433
00:40:08,913 --> 00:40:10,974
That is sort of shaped like a banana, it look's like something nice.

434
00:40:11,518 --> 00:40:12,487
Il est bon

435
00:40:13,089 --> 00:40:15,652
Honey stay close!
- Isn't he great?

436
00:40:16,261 --> 00:40:18,705
Oh gosh.
- Thinks I'm a lesbian.

437
00:40:18,967 --> 00:40:22,235
- What?
- Because the only mothers he knows with seed

438
00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:25,509
guys or fathers or lesbians.

439
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:29,585
Mom can I go in?
- No, sweaty we gotta get home.

440
00:40:30,791 --> 00:40:34,431
He's so smart and willfull. And he considers everything.

441
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,764
And tt's just never boring.
- He went in.

442
00:40:38,039 --> 00:40:38,801
I know, he does that.

443
00:40:44,818 --> 00:40:46,716
What's a seed guy?

444
00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:49,387
That's his part of the birth story.

445
00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:55,334
This should be good.
That's the story I've been telling him how he got here.

446
00:40:56,542 --> 00:40:59,046
Told him that mommy didn't have a husband.

447
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:03,418
But wanted you so very very much, that she couldn't wait another day.

448
00:41:05,059 --> 00:41:07,256
Then so, she went to the doctor

449
00:41:07,294 --> 00:41:10,266
and the doctor said: if you go out into the world

450
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:14,470
and look very very hard you will find a very special person,

451
00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:17,206
who if you ask very nicely

452
00:41:17,883 --> 00:41:22,220
will give you seeds, so that I can plant you in my tummy.

453
00:41:22,593 --> 00:41:23,720
Got it.

454
00:41:24,862 --> 00:41:28,737
I.., you know, I've read all the books about how you're supposed to talk about this stuff

455
00:41:30,108 --> 00:41:33,204
and until it happenes nothing can prepare you

456
00:41:33,851 --> 00:41:37,522
for the day when your kid comes home crying out of school because some ass

457
00:41:37,557 --> 00:41:38,886
called him a science experiment.

458
00:41:47,065 --> 00:41:48,086
Ok, I'm gonna go in

459
00:42:01,970 --> 00:42:04,871
Who was that?
- A text, a text from Roland.

460
00:42:07,145 --> 00:42:10,176
Who is Roland?
- The seed guy. The donor.

461
00:42:13,224 --> 00:42:16,959
You still talk to him? - Yeah, I called him when i got back.

462
00:42:17,264 --> 00:42:21,611
- Why, what for?
Well, there is a reason I didn't want the donor to be anonymus.

463
00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:25,012
So when Sebastian's started asking questions, I would have answers.

464
00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:30,424
And I'd like to get to know this guy. You know? Someday I think I've like him to meet.

465
00:42:31,527 --> 00:42:33,725
What's Mrs. Roland thinking about all this?

466
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,923
There isn't a Mrs. Roland. They got a divorce.

467
00:42:41,111 --> 00:42:45,246
So, I'm very sorry to hear about your divorce by the way.

468
00:42:46,188 --> 00:42:48,557
Ah, thank you. Don't worry, it's a..

469
00:42:49,829 --> 00:42:54,842
I won't get into all of the.. marriage ended. I don't want to bore you with

470
00:42:54,877 --> 00:42:58,542
details of how she cheated on me. Just say it's gonna be a long time

471
00:42:58,950 --> 00:43:02,077
before I can trust anyone involving the instruction of callaries.

472
00:43:03,153 --> 00:43:04,681
Just, leave it at that.

473
00:43:06,363 --> 00:43:08,161
Yeah, ok. Fair enough.

474
00:43:11,336 --> 00:43:16,440
So, listen. You're under no obligation to do anything.

475
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:21,749
And i know didn't expect to do anything other than, you know, donating,

476
00:43:22,761 --> 00:43:25,131
the.. which, you did so wonderfully, by the way.

477
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:27,467
I don't mean that..
- Kass - You know what I meant.

478
00:43:27,502 --> 00:43:31,012
I just meant for future down the road, if he starts to ask quesstions..

479
00:43:31,047 --> 00:43:32,375
Kass

480
00:43:34,184 --> 00:43:35,811
I was honoured to recieve your call.

481
00:43:36,987 --> 00:43:40,575
Really?
- I always wondered about this, you know, him and

482
00:43:40,597 --> 00:43:43,828
and you and how it turned out, I mean, you know..

483
00:43:44,571 --> 00:43:47,508
Roland, would you like to see a picture of him?

484
00:43:48,978 --> 00:43:49,971
I would love that!

485
00:43:54,391 --> 00:43:55,255
Let's see.

486
00:43:58,196 --> 00:44:00,962
He's beautiful.
- Isn't he?

487
00:44:02,071 --> 00:44:03,872
I gotta say Kass,

488
00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:08,906
I see a lot more me in him than you.

489
00:44:12,291 --> 00:44:16,333
And I didn't get to say this to you back then, but I really respect you,

490
00:44:16,438 --> 00:44:22,410
you're choice in doing this the way that you did. It took a lot of guts.

491
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,240
It was courageous, and I simply don't see that out there.

492
00:44:29,192 --> 00:44:31,662
What?
- No, nothing it's just..

493
00:44:35,404 --> 00:44:39,241
It's really kind thing to say.
- What's true..

494
00:44:42,317 --> 00:44:46,483
Well this went a lot better than I've expected.

495
00:44:46,961 --> 00:44:49,659
Yeah, for me too.
- Yeah.

496
00:45:05,294 --> 00:45:07,663
I've always found Penguins a bit of a mystery.

497
00:45:09,537 --> 00:45:11,473
I think pupets are a mystery.

498
00:45:17,351 --> 00:45:19,388
I'm having a birthday party.

499
00:45:19,423 --> 00:45:23,760
Oh yeah? You enjoy that. There's gonna come a time in your live when you're not gonna want people to notice it's your birthday.

500
00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:27,396
Why wouldn't anyone want people to know about their birthday?

501
00:45:28,773 --> 00:45:33,338
Beacause getting old sucks. Most people don't accomplish what they hoped to

502
00:45:33,782 --> 00:45:35,812
and then they realise that they're most likely not going to.

503
00:45:37,023 --> 00:45:39,159
They end up living this quite life of denial,

504
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:42,795
and, you know, brushing bithdays under the rug just becomes a big part of that.

505
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:50,342
Do you ever get scared that you can have Parkinson's disease?

506
00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,256
Not specifically Parkinson's,

507
00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:56,659
but I'm not gonna lie, I had my doubts of hypochondria.

508
00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:02,195
What's that? - That's thinking you have diseases that you don't really have.

509
00:46:04,278 --> 00:46:06,144
Oh my God, I have that!

510
00:46:10,491 --> 00:46:12,985
You wanna tell me about your new school.
- Why?

511
00:46:15,365 --> 00:46:16,857
Beacause you're a kid and have nothing else to talk about?

512
00:46:17,971 --> 00:46:22,504
Well.., I don't wanna talk about it.

513
00:46:26,288 --> 00:46:31,192
What's his name?
Airon O'Conner.

514
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,569
O'Connell

515
00:46:36,841 --> 00:46:39,142
How did you know?
- Cause I've been there.

516
00:46:40,516 --> 00:46:43,749
You went to PS66?
- No, the proverbial there.

517
00:46:44,123 --> 00:46:48,723
You know, you gonna have to stand up to him sooner or later, right?
- I don't want to.

518
00:46:50,702 --> 00:46:55,303
Well, he's probaly gonna kick your ass. You're alright with that?
- But he's bigger than me.

519
00:46:55,578 --> 00:47:01,792
And he knows karate. Oh, he' a
karate guy.. Well then just.. tell you what.

520
00:47:03,225 --> 00:47:06,334
- What you do is, you act crazy.
- What?

521
00:47:06,369 --> 00:47:08,335
Yeah, crazy.

522
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:11,637
Alright. No one messes with the crazy guy. Just look at him like you just don't give a F..

523
00:47:13,647 --> 00:47:17,084
Fonoin
- Like I dont give a fonoin?

524
00:47:17,119 --> 00:47:23,298
That's right you don't give a fonoin. You don't care whar happenes to you, ok? Just like your insane.

525
00:47:23,565 --> 00:47:26,002
Crazy people are wild carts: very unpredictable,

526
00:47:26,037 --> 00:47:30,912
you never know what they gonna do next. Makes people very scared. Scares even Airon O'Conner.

527
00:47:32,452 --> 00:47:34,043
Ok? - Ok

528
00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:48,211
He looks jsut like you.
- He's not my son.

529
00:47:52,223 --> 00:47:57,425
How old is he?
- I think he's 5.

530
00:47:58,368 --> 00:48:01,306
Well, he's a little you.

531
00:48:20,745 --> 00:48:22,442
Hi, come here!

532
00:48:28,092 --> 00:48:29,594
We went to the zoo and it was really fun.

533
00:48:29,629 --> 00:48:32,362
Really? Oh my God, that sounds like so much fun.

534
00:48:33,971 --> 00:48:35,769
Wally showed me the whole park.

535
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:40,043
Could you pick up the bag? -Yep.

536
00:48:45,860 --> 00:48:48,855
Alright, so, here's what we got.

537
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:52,929
If you go with the cowboys again,

538
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:58,080
that means, that in your dreams, you gonna travel to the plaines of Colorado

539
00:48:58,418 --> 00:48:59,889
and your gonna herd cattle.

540
00:49:00,889 --> 00:49:02,620
But I don't wanna kill any indians.

541
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,891
Wait, don't have to kill any indians honey.

542
00:49:06,468 --> 00:49:09,405
What about if I go with the astronauts?
- Ok

543
00:49:10,574 --> 00:49:14,779
If you go with the astronauts, that means you're gonna travel to the Moon

544
00:49:15,751 --> 00:49:19,593
and you will be driving on the Moon in one of those really cool buggys that

545
00:49:19,628 --> 00:49:21,655
has a flag coming out of the back.

546
00:49:22,732 --> 00:49:25,725
I think I will go with the astronauts.
- Good choice.

547
00:49:26,041 --> 00:49:29,946
Let's get you in bed.
Oh my Lord, to the Moon we go.

548
00:49:30,248 --> 00:49:33,186
We have to decide, who's gonna be sleeping with Sebestian tonight.

549
00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:37,384
Duck, or an unfortunate chicken?

550
00:49:38,398 --> 00:49:40,195
The chicken!
- The chicken!

551
00:49:43,639 --> 00:49:45,336
Ah, poor dead chicken.

552
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:51,510
God, he's exhausted.

553
00:49:53,094 --> 00:49:55,428
What did you do to him.
- Did you finally get him to pass out?

554
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:59,437
Yeah, I did. What you looking at?

555
00:49:59,472 --> 00:50:03,468
Looking at some really weird pictures for some reason you keep.

556
00:50:04,249 --> 00:50:06,443
Like this one, that was not a great choice.

557
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:09,418
I ah.. Fabolous choice. What do you mean?

558
00:50:10,827 --> 00:50:14,733
And how odd, that you really the only one not in costume.

559
00:50:16,371 --> 00:50:18,431
So not like you.
- If I had bunnyears like that, I would've worn it.

560
00:50:20,746 --> 00:50:24,119
It was our 2nd date, right?
- Yes, I think you're right.

561
00:50:24,154 --> 00:50:29,359
And didn't you make us dance to C&C Music Factory this whole party? I think you do.

562
00:50:29,733 --> 00:50:31,495
I do believe I did make us do that.

563
00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:36,533
Yeah, they were like your favourite band back then. You were like a C&C super fan.
- That's right, I was.

564
00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:41,682
And, you kissed me at this party, I think.

565
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:46,594
Didn't kiss.. I was in character! I was a playboy bunny!

566
00:50:47,833 --> 00:50:52,275
Please. - Big kiss.
You remember that you.. that you disappeared on me that night.

567
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:54,704
You were supposed to take me home.

568
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,918
Me heading for the hills when things get a little too intense, doesn't sound like me.

569
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,603
Wasn't this the trip that I was supposed to go on, but I didn't go on?

570
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,784
Wasn't it your 3rd, ehm..

571
00:51:20,697 --> 00:51:23,031
Mom! I think I wanna herd cattle!

572
00:51:27,738 --> 00:51:32,709
I'm gonna..
- I gotta go, get in my PJ's too.

573
00:51:32,729 --> 00:51:33,620
I'll call you in the morning.

574
00:52:08,023 --> 00:52:11,393
Hey Leonard, Wally here! Listen! I'm freakin out a little bit.

575
00:52:11,763 --> 00:52:14,895
Yeah, I know..
- Hallo!?

576
00:52:15,204 --> 00:52:18,344
- Yes, what is it?
- Are you leaving, you want me to call you back?

577
00:52:18,379 --> 00:52:20,648
Not at all, I'm fine. Tell me what you're freaking out about.

578
00:52:20,683 --> 00:52:24,644
Well, just that I think that..

579
00:52:26,193 --> 00:52:28,026
That somehow..

580
00:52:29,367 --> 00:52:32,738
Ok, stay with me here. I've been hanging out with Sebastian a lot the last couple of weeks,

581
00:52:32,773 --> 00:52:37,844
and and there's these similarities, and and coincidences, that I mean I gotta

582
00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:40,369
I gotta run this stuff like Kassie, she's a..
- What's the matter?

583
00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:44,164
Here comes the crazy. Somehow..
- Yes?

584
00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:46,562
It's like this kid is mine.

585
00:52:47,201 --> 00:52:50,765
It's more me, than the viking.
- The kid might be yours?

586
00:52:51,811 --> 00:52:56,080
Vaguely, I don't know why, vaguely, what you're saying..

587
00:52:59,690 --> 00:53:02,458
Where are you now? Come over here, why don't ya?

588
00:53:02,730 --> 00:53:05,300
Hang on! Why wouldn't you tell me that before?

589
00:53:05,335 --> 00:53:08,932
Because, don't get mad at me.
Because, I-I, Y-You never needed my help before this.

590
00:53:09,211 --> 00:53:12,150
I'm giving you everything I have.
This was seven years ago.

591
00:53:12,450 --> 00:53:15,755
You were so drunk and talking gibberish.

592
00:53:15,790 --> 00:53:19,696
I didn't know that trading Diane Sawyer to the vikings meant anything to anybody.

593
00:53:19,967 --> 00:53:22,300
- What does it mean?
- What does it mean?

594
00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:27,745
Roland is the Viking, the viking is a Roland.
Don't you see what that means?

595
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:30,616
Dude, who is Roland?!
- Kassie's donor is Roland.

596
00:53:30,651 --> 00:53:33,625
Roland's the viking. He's the donor. I'm sorry if I didn't tell you that.

597
00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:38,193
Ok, well ok. So, what you're saying is that em.. he's the donor

598
00:53:39,103 --> 00:53:41,370
and there was a trade made.
- Yeah.

599
00:53:41,834 --> 00:53:44,277
Ok, what kind of trade?
Who for whom, or who?

600
00:53:45,148 --> 00:53:48,383
Oh my God, holy shit!
I mean you don't think that I could've, that I..

601
00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:51,627
Your what? Your what?

602
00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:56,864
- Help me out here.
- That I could have traded the viking's ingredient

603
00:53:57,369 --> 00:53:58,737
for my..

604
00:54:06,019 --> 00:54:10,532
How would that even occour?
Was there, I'm trying to picture, was there access to the..

605
00:54:10,567 --> 00:54:14,437
his ingredients? I don't even know.
- Was there access, I mean, I don't know..

606
00:54:21,387 --> 00:54:23,856
Oh Jesus, I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

607
00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:31,594
Yeah, I think that there was access.

608
00:54:32,742 --> 00:54:35,179
It's starting to come back?
- Yeah, there was access, oh my God!

609
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,812
I don't like where this is going.
- Oh my God, I got,

610
00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:42,922
I got, I think, I got Sawyer in the bathroom I think.

611
00:54:43,996 --> 00:54:46,195
Kassie knows Diana Sawyer, or invited her somehow?

612
00:54:46,534 --> 00:54:48,197
Oh my God.

613
00:54:51,177 --> 00:54:51,974
I switched it!

614
00:54:53,981 --> 00:54:55,751
Ey! Auu that's gut!

615
00:54:55,786 --> 00:54:59,954
You switched really?
- I've hijacked Kassie's pregnancy?

616
00:55:02,231 --> 00:55:04,497
Auu that's ill advices!

617
00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:07,609
How do I not remember that?

618
00:55:07,644 --> 00:55:11,480
Well, because you were horrible drunk

619
00:55:12,051 --> 00:55:14,214
You repress everything, you know..

620
00:55:14,825 --> 00:55:15,825
I told you about hungry dogs in the cellar.

621
00:55:15,860 --> 00:55:19,700
You know, if you don't feed 'em, you don't acknowledge them, somepoint, they're gonna get out somehow

622
00:55:19,735 --> 00:55:22,867
and do something unsavery. Exhibit A.

623
00:55:23,338 --> 00:55:27,404
- Oh God, am I a horrible person?
- No - Oh Leonard, I gotta go tell her.

624
00:55:27,849 --> 00:55:32,457
Oh no no no no! Telling Kassie?!
Aww that's.. Well yes but..

625
00:55:32,492 --> 00:55:34,392
that's so challenging, so delicate.

626
00:55:34,427 --> 00:55:37,934
It's the right thing to do, alright Leonard?
- Yeah maybe. But don't you wanna..

627
00:55:37,969 --> 00:55:41,341
talk to a lawyer first?
- No lawyer, I will tell her.

628
00:55:42,713 --> 00:55:43,976
Yeah, but before you go though..

629
00:55:45,817 --> 00:55:50,347
If this is true, you have good news.
Congratulations, you're a father.

630
00:55:51,228 --> 00:55:53,894
That's not helpful.

631
00:55:59,812 --> 00:56:00,539
Hi Wally!

632
00:56:04,554 --> 00:56:06,957
Hey buddy!
What are you doing awake?

633
00:56:07,594 --> 00:56:10,498
- Insomnia
- Where's your mom?

634
00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:14,035
In her bath.
- Mom, Wally's here!

635
00:56:29,337 --> 00:56:31,138
Hey, what are you doing?
- Watching TV.

636
00:56:31,173 --> 00:56:34,873
No, you're not. Actually you're just switching the channels.

637
00:56:34,915 --> 00:56:37,476
No, I'm watching all the shows at once.

638
00:56:39,256 --> 00:56:41,774
- Hey!
Listen, we gonna have to do this better, ok?

639
00:56:41,809 --> 00:56:44,293
Cause we'll be in eachothers life for a long time.

640
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:47,660
Why are we gonna be in eachothers lives for a long time?

641
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,203
Because I ehm..

642
00:56:52,382 --> 00:56:53,814
Because I'm friends with your mother.

643
00:56:53,849 --> 00:56:58,791
- Well, that doesn't mean you're friends with me. So give me the clicker!

644
00:56:59,995 --> 00:57:02,694
- Yes! - No!

645
00:57:03,703 --> 00:57:05,071
Yes! - No Sebastian!
- Wally?

646
00:57:05,407 --> 00:57:07,934
- Yes? What are you doing?

647
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:12,221
I need to talk to you.
- Ok.

648
00:57:14,795 --> 00:57:15,589
Outside.

649
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:21,568
I'll be right outside.

650
00:57:25,747 --> 00:57:27,874
- All the way outside?
- It's better. Just.. almost there.

651
00:57:31,926 --> 00:57:35,864
Listen. I don't know how to say this.
I'm just gonna star.

652
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,971
Your the most important person in my life.

653
00:57:39,274 --> 00:57:40,242
- Yeah.

654
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,053
It's difficult. It's like the hardest thing I ever had to say to anyone.

655
00:57:47,524 --> 00:57:50,152
Cause you know I would do anything for you Kassie.

656
00:57:52,566 --> 00:57:54,762
We've known eachother for such a long time.

657
00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:58,401
The last thing I wanna do is loose you. Ok? But..

658
00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:03,513
Some things just have to be said. You know? Even if they are unconfortable.

659
00:58:04,188 --> 00:58:06,421
Stop, Wally.

660
00:58:08,129 --> 00:58:11,542
I think I know what you're gonna say.
- I don't think you know what I'm gonna say.

661
00:58:11,979 --> 00:58:13,931
Wally! Since I've been back.

662
00:58:17,347 --> 00:58:22,956
We've known eachother for such a long time.
Clearly we've missed eachother.

663
00:58:23,091 --> 00:58:26,156
I would be lying if I said I didn't realise that there was a

664
00:58:27,133 --> 00:58:30,302
definite, you know, energy between us.

665
00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:34,683
I mean sometimes, you know, sometimes I feel it too.

666
00:58:36,788 --> 00:58:39,051
- Energy? - Yeah.

667
00:58:39,492 --> 00:58:43,430
I mean, that's what your trying to tell me.

668
00:58:44,299 --> 00:58:46,897
You have feelings for me.

669
00:58:49,911 --> 00:58:53,247
- Right?
- Not exactly,

670
00:58:54,187 --> 00:58:56,020
but..

671
00:59:01,035 --> 00:59:01,899
Oh my God!

672
00:59:04,072 --> 00:59:05,303
What..

673
00:59:06,578 --> 00:59:08,173
You know what?

674
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:12,823
I- I'm just really.

675
00:59:12,858 --> 00:59:16,227
It's complicated Wally, I'm like..

676
00:59:16,262 --> 00:59:18,735
This work, and I'm sorta in this Roland thing.

677
00:59:20,739 --> 00:59:21,872
I'm sorry.
- What?

678
00:59:21,907 --> 00:59:25,278
You know what? Let's just.. Let's good night it.

679
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,849
Again, I'm sorry. And ehh.. You get it..

680
00:59:31,293 --> 00:59:32,491
You get it.

681
00:59:41,846 --> 00:59:43,681
Sebastian, please open the door.

682
00:59:44,317 --> 00:59:48,225
No - Roland thing?
- Oh such a not good time, not a good time.

683
00:59:49,762 --> 00:59:51,354
Sebastian!
- What Roland thing?

684
00:59:53,470 --> 00:59:55,701
We've just been spending some time togother.

685
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:01,075
- Like dating?
- Yeah, I guess..

686
01:00:02,252 --> 01:00:05,422
- Did he meet Sebastian? - Sssh!
- Does Sebastian know..?

687
01:00:06,694 --> 01:00:08,686
No! I've set specific rules.

688
01:00:10,468 --> 01:00:13,007
Sebastian just doesn't like when I'm with anybody.
So that's why he's doing this.

689
01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:16,184
- Sebastian!
- Where did Roland take you?

690
01:00:16,219 --> 01:00:18,084
A reading.
- Like a book reading?

691
01:00:18,786 --> 01:00:21,484
Would you please? - What was this reading about?
- I don't know, it was about a kayak. - Kayak?

692
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:24,697
Sebastian - Isn't it a great day?!
- Open this door right now!

693
01:00:24,732 --> 01:00:26,325
Open it yourself!

694
01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:30,501
You both are driving me crazy.

695
01:00:37,020 --> 01:00:37,920
She's mad.

696
01:00:45,070 --> 01:00:46,539
She's got a boyfriend.

697
01:00:48,245 --> 01:00:49,905
Few dates will make it over.

698
01:00:52,251 --> 01:00:55,246
I'm 6 by the way.
- What's that?

699
01:00:55,658 --> 01:00:59,323
You told the lady on bus I was 5.
But I'm not. I'm 6.

700
01:01:00,735 --> 01:01:01,795
My birthday's soon.

701
01:01:05,611 --> 01:01:07,513
I wish you would come to my party.

702
01:01:13,262 --> 01:01:14,488
Yes Sebastian, I will be there.

703
01:01:33,630 --> 01:01:36,468
Hey!
- Hi!

704
01:01:36,736 --> 01:01:38,536
How are you?
- Good.

705
01:01:41,047 --> 01:01:44,653
Can we talk about the other night?
I haven't been able to sleep.

706
01:01:44,688 --> 01:01:48,162
The energy thing.
- Wally, can we just please forget that, forger all about..

707
01:01:52,435 --> 01:01:53,368
Well that's a party

708
01:01:55,443 --> 01:01:57,208
Who says a small wall can't be intimidating?

709
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,678
We just ah..
Wally, you rememeber Roland?

710
01:02:01,085 --> 01:02:03,322
Babaganoush.
- Babaganoush.

711
01:02:03,357 --> 01:02:07,161
Yeah babaganoush all over your shirt.
Kassie's party a few years back.

712
01:02:07,531 --> 01:02:09,594
You were hysterical.
- Yeah.

713
01:02:10,771 --> 01:02:14,078
What a memmory - Thank you.
- Where is Sebastian? I wanna give him this gift.

714
01:02:14,113 --> 01:02:16,430
He's right over there.

715
01:02:16,465 --> 01:02:18,748
Really? Serously?
- No!

716
01:02:19,790 --> 01:02:21,660
Hey, let me take that for you.
It's okey, I got this.

717
01:02:21,695 --> 01:02:25,465
No, c'mon, I put it with the rest of the gifts.
- Ok. -Gift's ahoy!

718
01:02:28,972 --> 01:02:31,244
Roland's here.
And in charge of the gifts.

719
01:02:31,279 --> 01:02:33,882
- What you got under it?
- What?

720
01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:37,253
Rock climbing outfit - Is it?
- Yeah, Roland got it for me.

721
01:02:37,555 --> 01:02:41,727
- Listen, be nice!
Pretty aerodynamic, lot of windy up there?

722
01:02:43,335 --> 01:02:46,776
Can you... You look fantastic.
- I don't wanna climb the wall.

723
01:02:47,078 --> 01:02:51,576
What? No. But I.. I promise, you it's gonna be fun.
- I don't think so.

724
01:02:52,656 --> 01:02:56,027
Sebastian the whole reason we're
having the party here, is to climb the wall.

725
01:02:57,264 --> 01:03:00,263
We don't want the wall to go away so, now do we?
Do you feeling it?

726
01:03:02,619 --> 01:03:04,771
So where did Sebastian really want to throw his party?

727
01:03:05,111 --> 01:03:07,847
A kill shelter.
- The kill shelter?

728
01:03:08,585 --> 01:03:12,650
I think a last stop dog shelter
before they, you know, anyway..

729
01:03:12,923 --> 01:03:16,866
And he thought it would compel people to save dogs, but..
- Smart. - But this is good for him,

730
01:03:17,304 --> 01:03:19,573
It get's him active and athletic.

731
01:03:19,608 --> 01:03:21,305
What is he doing?

732
01:03:22,916 --> 01:03:26,118
Get me down.
- Sebastian, that's too high!

733
01:03:26,153 --> 01:03:29,127
- He's up too high.
- Just let go of the wall man, the harness will hold you.

734
01:03:29,162 --> 01:03:32,166
Just do waht he sais. Just let go.
- But what if it breaks?!

735
01:03:32,201 --> 01:03:34,260
The most important thing is to have fun.

736
01:03:35,538 --> 01:03:37,940
Yes!
- I don't want to.

737
01:03:37,975 --> 01:03:42,110
Listen, you're gonna be okay pal, just count to 3 and let go.
- I'm scared.

738
01:03:44,289 --> 01:03:45,016
I got this.

739
01:03:46,362 --> 01:03:49,891
I'm comin budy.
- It's not Everest, chief, relax.

740
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,572
I got it guys.
- Get away from me.

741
01:03:54,410 --> 01:03:58,472
I got you. -No! - I'm gonna help you.
I got him!

742
01:03:59,385 --> 01:04:02,187
Let go of me big monkey! Let me go!

743
01:04:04,130 --> 01:04:08,125
Stop! I hate that stupid wall, and this is the worst Birthday Party ever!

744
01:04:10,741 --> 01:04:14,372
- Momy, I don't wanna be here.
- Oh baby, are you okay?

745
01:04:14,816 --> 01:04:18,780
You're fine.
You're okay, I'm sorry.

746
01:04:23,765 --> 01:04:25,528
Let's go honey. Let's wash you up.

747
01:04:33,350 --> 01:04:37,381
Boy! Not a fortunate one for you buddy. He will be alright.
- Yeah.

748
01:04:38,494 --> 01:04:41,592
Yeah, I don't know you very well.

749
01:04:42,638 --> 01:04:44,003
What you say we have a drink after this?

750
01:04:47,512 --> 01:04:48,379
Alright!

751
01:04:53,190 --> 01:04:57,426
It's just the most beautiful place on earth. Have you ever been in Michigan Wally?

752
01:04:57,766 --> 01:04:59,063
I've been to Detroit.

753
01:05:00,304 --> 01:05:05,075
I'm talking about the peninsula. I got a little cabin there on an island. Been there in the family for 30 years.

754
01:05:06,249 --> 01:05:11,392
Yeah I figured I would take Kassie there in a few week. I know it is early, but I'm really feeling it. What do you think? You want another beer?

755
01:05:12,694 --> 01:05:14,633
No, thank you. - You sure?
- Yeah.

756
01:05:15,670 --> 01:05:18,106
And I do have to go.

757
01:05:18,141 --> 01:05:20,844
Listen, I'm so happy that we did this.

758
01:05:20,879 --> 01:05:21,901
Kid hates me Wally.

759
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:28,089
No, I don't think Sebastian hates you

760
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:30,791
No, he does. He told me a couple of times.

761
01:05:34,736 --> 01:05:36,800
It's just man, he's got some

762
01:05:39,014 --> 01:05:40,618
- Rough edges?
- That's it.

763
01:05:40,653 --> 01:05:44,284
I mean he worries a lot, questions everything. He's really

764
01:05:44,725 --> 01:05:47,264
- Neurotic?
That's the word.

765
01:05:47,299 --> 01:05:48,525
So what's the problem?

766
01:05:50,568 --> 01:05:53,770
Well, I don't really relate to that.
- Well..

767
01:05:57,381 --> 01:06:01,087
Neurotic is simply an intense form
of introspection.

768
01:06:01,122 --> 01:06:05,086
So you're basically calling him introspective.
And eing introspective is good.

769
01:06:05,733 --> 01:06:08,673
You walk around with an opinion,
with a point of view.

770
01:06:09,006 --> 01:06:11,808
That's some sort of nice kinda direction.
- You got it too!

771
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:14,015
What are you talking about?
- Those rough edges.

772
01:06:14,351 --> 01:06:16,286
Hey, don't get me wrong, it's beautiful.

773
01:06:16,615 --> 01:06:19,459
Thanks. Hey, what's not beautiful to you?

774
01:06:19,494 --> 01:06:22,029
You see? You did it again.

775
01:06:22,064 --> 01:06:24,564
That's it. You got that focus.

776
01:06:25,003 --> 01:06:28,238
But that's how we are alike. We are both determined.

777
01:06:29,311 --> 01:06:32,873
Sebastian may be resistante to me,
but I'll get through.

778
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:35,251
Life throws you curve balls. That's for sure.

779
01:06:36,527 --> 01:06:40,660
A few months ago I was planing on having children
with a women who I'm pretty sure I never see again.

780
01:06:42,770 --> 01:06:44,937
A few months ago?
- Yeah - That's it, huh?

781
01:06:45,212 --> 01:06:48,740
But now I'm crazy about women
who payed me for my sperm.

782
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,985
How 'bout that curve ball? Bam!

783
01:06:54,462 --> 01:06:57,879
Sebastian's gonna get through this.
We're gonna let this stay.

784
01:06:57,914 --> 01:07:01,297
He doesn't need to have this dark cloud hanging over his head.

785
01:07:02,579 --> 01:07:04,044
What do you think? You want another beer?

786
01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:07,645
Oh man, the guy was just, he just, would not stop. He just kept going and talking and talking.

787
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,395
He thinks it is his kid. He thinks he's my best friend.

788
01:07:11,430 --> 01:07:14,489
Wants me to give him advice on how to be a better father to my son,, you know.

789
01:07:15,099 --> 01:07:19,745
It's just like a nightmare. He's e-mailing me, he's smiling at me. All time, he's hit me with his big teeth, you know.

790
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:23,749
Wants me to go flyfishing with him.
- Yeah, and why, I don't understand, why are we here?

791
01:07:23,784 --> 01:07:27,246
I gotta exchange frames. Sebestian wants one from the new line

792
01:07:27,727 --> 01:07:29,787
that's starling silver..

793
01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:32,562
Well, it's so nice that you're taking interest in his hobbys,

794
01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:37,779
but, ehm, I think the first order of business,
is for you to take care of this thing with Kassie.

795
01:07:37,814 --> 01:07:40,718
Why would waiting.. Why the wait?
- Please, I know that.

796
01:07:41,421 --> 01:07:43,357
Alright? And I've been trying to do that. Everything's all turned around now.

797
01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:47,389
Turned around. I-I-I'm turned around..

798
01:07:48,836 --> 01:07:51,534
That night she said, she thought, we had energy.

799
01:07:52,739 --> 01:07:54,540
Wooh, that's a new twist. Never heard that before.

800
01:07:54,881 --> 01:07:58,588
It's very very weird though. I mean her mouth was saying she's spendig all the time with Roland,

801
01:07:58,623 --> 01:08:01,923
but her eyes were screaming "save me! ".
- Ahh. So go with that!

802
01:08:02,260 --> 01:08:06,497
Go with the eyes! - And now I-I think that, that I have feelings for her.

803
01:08:08,341 --> 01:08:09,610
Really? You think so? It's only

804
01:08:09,645 --> 01:08:11,942
been 13 years.

805
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,313
Please, Leonard, I know. You've been saying that for a long, a very long time.

806
01:08:14,717 --> 01:08:16,881
But now I'm finally saying it.
- Well this is all good news.

807
01:08:17,155 --> 01:08:21,153
That's just, you're in love with the mother of your child..
- While she's falling for Roland.

808
01:08:21,432 --> 01:08:23,960
And I know I could say all of this, by just tell her the truth.

809
01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:27,201
If I'd do that.. I lose everything, right?

810
01:08:28,915 --> 01:08:32,912
And if you don't? Than I'll never be more than uncle Wally.

811
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,825
That's no good.
- Hi, excuse me.

812
01:08:38,732 --> 01:08:41,669
This is old, this is new. I would like this inside of this, yes?
- Ok.

813
01:08:50,222 --> 01:08:51,890
Truly,

814
01:08:51,925 --> 01:08:53,622
the assets in that fund we're not..

815
01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:57,932
I got, I gotta take this. Sorry, hold on.

816
01:08:59,071 --> 01:09:02,240
- Hello? - Wally? -Hi!
- Oh thank God you picke up.

817
01:09:03,382 --> 01:09:04,373
Ok, I'm in Michigan and

818
01:09:06,688 --> 01:09:09,390
At camp Roland, huh?

819
01:09:09,425 --> 01:09:13,367
Ah, yes Wally, I'm with Roland. He's got, he's got a cabin up here.
- Been in the family for 30 years.

820
01:09:13,668 --> 01:09:16,536
Yeh, Yeah, it has. How do you know that?

821
01:09:17,174 --> 01:09:21,344
He told me.
- I didn', I didn't know you guys.. spoke.

822
01:09:21,379 --> 01:09:25,514
Yep, we're very very close. Wow, what was that noise?

823
01:09:26,762 --> 01:09:29,323
I have to feed the phone.
- They don't have cell service up there?!

824
01:09:29,567 --> 01:09:31,262
No, apparently not on this line.

825
01:09:31,803 --> 01:09:35,007
So Wally, Sebastian wanted to go and spend the weekend with Leam.

826
01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:38,212
He's been having some trouble making friends, I let him do it.

827
01:09:39,551 --> 01:09:43,652
But then Leam's mom called me and told me that, that Sebastian has lice.

828
01:09:43,959 --> 01:09:48,167
Lice?! - Calm down Wally, it's lice, I did not say leprosy, ok?

829
01:09:48,202 --> 01:09:52,376
Please, not "wally" this into a situation worse than already is.

830
01:09:52,411 --> 01:09:54,847
Hang on! Did you just use my name as a verb?

831
01:09:55,116 --> 01:09:57,702
Yeah, yeah, I did. I do, I do that sometimes..

832
01:09:57,737 --> 01:10:00,289
Wally can you please, please help me out?

833
01:10:00,829 --> 01:10:04,400
I trust you and you're the only person currently in New York City

834
01:10:04,435 --> 01:10:07,699
that he can stand.
I've been beating myself up about this entire thing.

835
01:10:08,407 --> 01:10:12,047
I have.. I'm on the first flight tomorrow. There are no flights tonight. So I really..

836
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,018
Enough, what do you want?

837
01:10:14,053 --> 01:10:16,255
Do I pick him up, and take him to the emergency room?

838
01:10:16,290 --> 01:10:19,058
You don't take him to the emergency room Wally! It's lice!

839
01:10:19,897 --> 01:10:23,030
Ok, so.. You're place and plant him in front of the TV? What do you want from me?

840
01:10:23,372 --> 01:10:24,472
Yeah! That would be great. That would be great.

841
01:10:24,507 --> 01:10:27,946
But then, there're a couple more things you gonna have to do before that, ok?

842
01:10:28,947 --> 01:10:29,814
Do you ehm.. do you have a pen?

843
01:10:40,803 --> 01:10:41,864
Don't stop the motor, I'll be right back.

844
01:10:52,628 --> 01:10:54,654
After you picked up Sebastian, stop at Wayn Aid.

845
01:10:55,266 --> 01:10:58,833
There is one on our corner. Buy a box of heavy duty garbage bags,

846
01:10:59,243 --> 01:11:01,644
shower caps, and a lice-shanpoo.

847
01:11:02,213 --> 01:11:03,613
Doctor already called in the prescription.

848
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,117
Here we go. Watch the time. Where's the trash bags?

849
01:11:08,158 --> 01:11:09,825
- Trash bags are right there!
Here we go.

850
01:11:11,130 --> 01:11:12,724
Yellow draws strenght, boom!

851
01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:15,003
When you get to my place,

852
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:18,783
stuff all of his clothes in trash bag while he get's in the tub.

853
01:11:19,085 --> 01:11:19,732
Arms up! Arms up!

854
01:11:20,384 --> 01:11:21,247
There we go!

855
01:11:21,817 --> 01:11:24,586
... take off the pants.

856
01:11:25,025 --> 01:11:28,429
Ok, we're all good. There we go. Now let's get to the bathroom.

857
01:11:31,704 --> 01:11:33,697
Make sure he keeps his stuff on his head only ten minutes.

858
01:11:34,776 --> 01:11:37,647
And what ever you do, don't get it in is eyes.

859
01:11:38,885 --> 01:11:42,986
And while he's doing that, you can strip both beds, pillowcases, comforters and sheets.

860
01:11:47,436 --> 01:11:48,768
.. and let me get this.

861
01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:52,809
And then bag all of the pillows and stuffed animals.

862
01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:57,019
Make sure thoose bags are shut airtight, so those lice will suffocate.

863
01:11:58,392 --> 01:12:00,620
And throw everything in the wash on hottest temperature.

864
01:12:00,629 --> 01:12:01,849
Pass me the detergent please!

865
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:07,108
Well this is just not enough steps. Can we add some more steps? Please just let me shave his head and be done with it.

866
01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:09,176
Wally?! - Ok Ok!

867
01:12:09,211 --> 01:12:13,309
And whatever you do Wally, try not to make a big deal out of it.

868
01:12:14,924 --> 01:12:17,417
And make sure to follow the instructions and wash his hair.

869
01:12:21,636 --> 01:12:24,733
Everything ok? You alright? You doin Ok?

870
01:12:27,012 --> 01:12:30,007
Oh, and just one more thing, and it's sort of the worst part.

871
01:12:32,758 --> 01:12:37,667
There's this little comb.
- Oh God, this can not be happening!

872
01:12:39,071 --> 01:12:43,239
Why? - No no no, just keep looking ahead. Nothing. Nothing's going on. Everything's good.

873
01:12:48,188 --> 01:12:51,026
Are they everywhere? Are they climbing all over my head?

874
01:12:52,328 --> 01:12:54,391
Not, no. They're fine, they're absolut.., you're fine.

875
01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:55,828
Everything's ok.

876
01:12:57,137 --> 01:13:00,167
Your gonna threw up?
No, I'm not gonna throw up. I'm busy killing lice.

877
01:13:01,647 --> 01:13:04,449
Did you find some?
- I think so..

878
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:06,912
I got him.

879
01:13:13,102 --> 01:13:15,808
Alright hot out of the dryer.

880
01:13:15,843 --> 01:13:19,180
Think we're now officially "de-liced".

881
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:22,413
or "louced", right? "de-louced"?

882
01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:25,294
Whatever it is, we're down to Defcon 1.

883
01:13:25,329 --> 01:13:26,955
or is it 5?

884
01:13:27,898 --> 01:13:29,061
Can not figure out which way that goes.

885
01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:31,402
Alright, good night.

886
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:35,466
Sweet dreams, ok?

887
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,448
This's your collection, right?

888
01:13:44,533 --> 01:13:47,026
Why don't you wanna use any of these frames?

889
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,341
Why does everyone ask me that?

890
01:13:52,449 --> 01:13:56,385
Because, you know, people like to put their own pictures inside their frames.

891
01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:03,066
But they already have pictures in them.
- Yeah, that's true, but you don't know any of these people.

892
01:14:03,468 --> 01:14:04,526
Sure I do.

893
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,672
See? Like these people.

894
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:09,946
This is the Owen family.

895
01:14:10,282 --> 01:14:14,085
That's Mister and Missis Owen.
And those are their two kids.

896
01:14:15,759 --> 01:14:17,991
These study volcanoes.

897
01:14:19,499 --> 01:14:24,099
And Missis Owen wish to work for a place that sells hard met singer pets.

898
01:14:26,013 --> 01:14:28,073
Aham.

899
01:14:28,352 --> 01:14:32,222
It's funny cause Mister and Missis Owen look like very great stock photograpy models to me.

900
01:14:34,298 --> 01:14:35,493
That's my grandfather.

901
01:14:39,372 --> 01:14:41,775
This one right here? - Yeah.
- This guy?

902
01:14:44,483 --> 01:14:45,748
He's my father's dad.

903
01:14:47,257 --> 01:14:51,558
He owns a boat. He.. had everyday to go fishing for sharks.

904
01:14:53,599 --> 01:14:55,034
And he knows a lot.

905
01:14:58,174 --> 01:15:02,915
- Did you know that sharks don't have bones?
- No, but I do know.

906
01:15:05,924 --> 01:15:10,026
That's my uncle Rick, he's my father's youger brother.

907
01:15:10,568 --> 01:15:11,968
This guy here? - Yeah.

908
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:16,936
He got me an iPod for my birthday.

909
01:15:18,983 --> 01:15:23,550
But I think he stole it from somebody.
Because it already had music on it.

910
01:15:28,836 --> 01:15:30,327
What's your dad's family like?

911
01:15:31,577 --> 01:15:33,340
I don't know, I've never met them.

912
01:15:35,783 --> 01:15:36,615
Why not?

913
01:15:37,988 --> 01:15:41,722
My father left when I was, I was pretty young.

914
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:13,215
You can keep it.

915
01:16:27,282 --> 01:16:28,117
Sweet dreams.

916
01:16:37,872 --> 01:16:41,780
See now, I think you put too much flour in there, right. What you got there is like a, it's more like pasta right?

917
01:16:43,384 --> 01:16:47,555
We could spangle the walls with that.
Let's put litle bit more water in that, don't you think?

918
01:16:48,024 --> 01:16:49,789
OK
- Let's take something else for the pancake.

919
01:16:50,428 --> 01:16:52,867
What about ehm.. chocolate chips?

920
01:16:53,301 --> 01:16:55,500
Your mom got any of those?
Or what about peanutbutter?

921
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:58,977
- Maybe.
Well gees. Let's go the other way with it, right?

922
01:16:59,246 --> 01:17:01,340
Let's make a little bit more of a lunch pancake.

923
01:17:02,756 --> 01:17:04,658
Like cheese?
- Let's put lice in the butter!

924
01:17:05,893 --> 01:17:10,805
What's so funny to you about the concept of eating your lice?
- I don't know, it's just funny.

925
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,070
Now you look for texture? We burn 'em, you get a little crunch that way, ok?

926
01:17:14,711 --> 01:17:16,117
Keep your lice out of it. Hi!

927
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:18,047
Hello!
- Momy!

928
01:17:18,082 --> 01:17:20,987
Momy, I punctured a dead lice.
- Come here, let me see that!

929
01:17:21,893 --> 01:17:27,107
- Come here! - You're home! - What do you have in that jar? - Lice! Are you kidding me?

930
01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:31,549
Wally hunted them and killed them all.
- Ahh, let me see. I'm so sorry! I wasn't here. Is it all out? - Yeah.

931
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:36,846
Oh I love you. - Me too! I'm listening to dead left to watch tv.

932
01:17:37,156 --> 01:17:38,216
That's a cute look.

933
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:44,292
Oh, this is ahh.. I've started to feel
itchy so I used a little bit of the shampoo.

934
01:17:45,403 --> 01:17:46,429
Oh, you don't have lice!

935
01:17:47,908 --> 01:17:49,810
I could, I could actually have lice.

936
01:17:50,379 --> 01:17:53,050
You don't have lice. And I really thank you.

937
01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:56,257
I appreciate you taking care of all this. Thanks for taking care of him.
- Je vous remercie pour le soin

938
01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:58,820
You're welcome.
How was that week-end?

939
01:17:59,130 --> 01:18:01,034
Was good. Was good.

940
01:18:01,403 --> 01:18:03,339
Was really beautiful. It's quite, it's on a lake.

941
01:18:04,808 --> 01:18:08,544
His grandfather actually built the cabin from logs that they mild on the property.

942
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:11,551
so..

943
01:18:12,525 --> 01:18:15,621
We're gonna go I think like 2 weeks, take Sebastian.

944
01:18:18,435 --> 01:18:21,431
Really? That's getting serious, huh?

945
01:18:23,845 --> 01:18:27,150
We're actually thinking about moving in together.

946
01:18:31,058 --> 01:18:34,761
That's.. I mean, you know, Kassie..

947
01:18:35,705 --> 01:18:39,402
That's a mistake. I think that this guy is a mistake.
- Don't!

948
01:18:39,677 --> 01:18:42,843
- Don't do this, don't ruin this for me.
- Hang on! - No!

949
01:18:43,149 --> 01:18:44,411
Kassie!

950
01:18:46,254 --> 01:18:48,228
He started the year married to someone else.

951
01:18:48,263 --> 01:18:51,968
Look, he's obviously going through some kind of crap, and maybe doesn't realise it,

952
01:18:52,443 --> 01:18:54,165
but it looks like he might be using you and Sebastian to pushin the blow.

953
01:18:54,674 --> 01:18:55,739
You know,

954
01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:59,545
that I actually thought for a brief second, that you changed.

955
01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:03,290
But you haven't.
I'm trying to move forward with my life.

956
01:19:03,325 --> 01:19:06,228
And you are exactly the same.
The truth is,

957
01:19:06,731 --> 01:19:07,719
I'm actually happy.

958
01:19:08,434 --> 01:19:09,592
- Are you? - Yes!

959
01:19:11,706 --> 01:19:14,110
Roland is a really good guy.

960
01:19:14,145 --> 01:19:18,752
Alright. He's suppor..
You know what? Just because you've never taken a risk in your entire life

961
01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:20,587
doesn't mean you have to rip apart mine.

962
01:19:21,959 --> 01:19:23,987
Please! I'm tying to let somebody in.

963
01:19:25,098 --> 01:19:26,261
You should try it some time.

964
01:19:27,606 --> 01:19:31,570
Unless, unless you have something else you'd like to say.. to me.

965
01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:34,813
Wally

966
01:19:37,055 --> 01:19:38,649
Really? Got nothing for me, huh?

967
01:19:42,498 --> 01:19:43,966
That's not...

968
01:19:44,672 --> 01:19:47,368
Hey, Wally, thanks for being on lice patrol, man!

969
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:50,539
You gotta try some of this beer grandma made!

970
01:21:06,096 --> 01:21:07,865
Sebastian, what happened?

971
01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:09,494
I was at Tony's birthday party and

972
01:21:10,473 --> 01:21:11,303
did what you told me to.

973
01:21:11,608 --> 01:21:13,636
And O'Connor was there.

974
01:21:14,282 --> 01:21:16,581
I stood up to him and acted crazy.

975
01:21:22,430 --> 01:21:23,398
You're face..

976
01:21:23,966 --> 01:21:26,804
He punched me, and then throw me into a puddle.

977
01:21:27,773 --> 01:21:28,673
and then hit me again.

978
01:21:31,580 --> 01:21:33,448
He didn't care that I was crazy.

979
01:21:35,019 --> 01:21:36,614
It didn't worked, I've tried.

980
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,629
Where was this? Where was the party?
- At the park.

981
01:21:41,967 --> 01:21:44,633
- Which park?
- East-End.

982
01:21:45,574 --> 01:21:46,639
East-End Park?

983
01:21:46,674 --> 01:21:50,116
That's like 20 blocks away from here.

984
01:21:51,852 --> 01:21:53,458
- I gotta call your mom come fetch ya.
- No!

985
01:21:53,493 --> 01:21:56,021
Wally you have to take me home.

986
01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:00,896
Take me home, Wally.

987
01:22:03,142 --> 01:22:05,978
Sebastian, why did you come here?

988
01:22:07,719 --> 01:22:09,711
Because I thought you would be proud of me.

989
01:22:19,007 --> 01:22:22,864
Oh my God, what happened to you?
- I got into a fight.

990
01:22:22,899 --> 01:22:26,686
Sweaty, oh my God. What? What? Why did't Dany call me?

991
01:22:26,721 --> 01:22:31,095
It's actully my fault. I told him to do somethings.. really stupid a while back, and he listened to me.

992
01:22:31,130 --> 01:22:35,936
He's fine. He came over to my place, and..
- He came to you?

993
01:22:37,441 --> 01:22:38,467
Yeah. And..

994
01:22:40,417 --> 01:22:44,550
Oh. What's going on? - Rolands family is in town.
We're just having a little brunch.

995
01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:45,981
Hey Wally! - Who beat the kid?

996
01:22:47,897 --> 01:22:51,530
C'mon sweaty here. Oh my God. You're covered in dirt.
- C'mon honey.

997
01:22:52,975 --> 01:22:53,874
Let's go and clean..

998
01:23:02,426 --> 01:23:04,419
Hey Wally! What happened?

999
01:23:04,764 --> 01:23:07,466
He got in a fight with another kid. - Ah, that's awful.

1000
01:23:07,501 --> 01:23:11,307
You know, but it will make him stronger.
Took a few lungs when I was kid.

1001
01:23:12,244 --> 01:23:15,275
Usually at the hands of my old brothers.
They're all here, you gotta meet them.

1002
01:23:15,618 --> 01:23:17,211
Oh, wait. Hold on!

1003
01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:21,657
Check it out.

1004
01:23:27,172 --> 01:23:29,735
Stick around! It's gonna get good.

1005
01:23:33,454 --> 01:23:34,353
I'm sorry Roland.

1006
01:23:38,662 --> 01:23:39,459
For what?

1007
01:23:40,132 --> 01:23:42,032
Doesn't feel that bad, huh?

1008
01:23:43,204 --> 01:23:45,734
I really do need to talk to you.

1009
01:23:46,879 --> 01:23:50,821
Act crazy, Wally?
Remember me never to ask you for advice when I'm being bullied.

1010
01:23:50,856 --> 01:23:52,856
What do you want me Debbie? I'm an idiot. Right.

1011
01:23:52,891 --> 01:23:54,257
Kassie, this can not wait!

1012
01:23:55,297 --> 01:23:58,633
I got it.
I'll be right back.

1013
01:24:04,612 --> 01:24:06,084
What got into him?

1014
01:24:07,553 --> 01:24:09,353
Want to try these beans?

1015
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:11,858
Alright Wally, what is it?

1016
01:24:14,333 --> 01:24:17,364
There she is!
Hey Kass, Wally, c'mon in!

1017
01:24:17,675 --> 01:24:18,935
Yeah, c'mon in, take a seat.

1018
01:24:20,078 --> 01:24:21,706
Listen.. Hang on.. One sec..
- I can't.. - Kass!

1019
01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,950
You too Wally!

1020
01:24:25,455 --> 01:24:26,351
C'mon take a seat.

1021
01:24:27,391 --> 01:24:28,690
Everybody listen up!

1022
01:24:29,831 --> 01:24:30,820
Hush! Hush!

1023
01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:33,837
I've got something to say, everybody!

1024
01:24:38,179 --> 01:24:39,011
A few months ago.

1025
01:24:40,183 --> 01:24:43,954
I'm not gonna lie. I was ehm..
I was in a dark place.

1026
01:24:46,296 --> 01:24:47,525
I was in a world of pain.

1027
01:24:48,601 --> 01:24:49,699
Kassie, I rally have to talk to you.

1028
01:24:49,734 --> 01:24:56,991
My wife.. ex-wife had left me for reasons I don't need to.. I don't need to get into.

1029
01:24:57,083 --> 01:24:58,849
Over here! Right now!

1030
01:24:59,287 --> 01:25:02,819
Talk to me now! Trust me, this is really important!

1031
01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:11,201
And one day, the heavens send me a sweat voice of an angel on my phone machine.

1032
01:25:11,236 --> 01:25:12,524
And I'm happy to say

1033
01:25:12,559 --> 01:25:14,351
to you all,

1034
01:25:14,485 --> 01:25:15,818
that I love..

1035
01:25:16,957 --> 01:25:19,825
That my life is whole again.

1036
01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:22,564
Today Sebastian scared the hell out of me.

1037
01:25:22,599 --> 01:25:24,592
Wally, take a seat, I'm about to get to the good stuff.

1038
01:25:24,902 --> 01:25:27,775
Roland, I'm about.. I'm sorry. I know you're a really good guy. I hate to do this to you.

1039
01:25:28,245 --> 01:25:30,042
Hate to do what?
Throw this curve ball.

1040
01:25:30,917 --> 01:25:34,355
When Sebastian needed someone today,
Kassie, he came to me.

1041
01:25:34,859 --> 01:25:37,588
He needed me. And, and...

1042
01:25:38,098 --> 01:25:39,030
And I need him.

1043
01:25:39,734 --> 01:25:41,703
Wha.. What are you talking about, Wally?

1044
01:25:41,738 --> 01:25:45,303
I'm talking about something I
haven't been able to say before, Kassie.

1045
01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:52,416
I... I hijacked your pregnancy.

1046
01:25:54,698 --> 01:25:56,393
I am the seed guy.

1047
01:26:02,677 --> 01:26:03,612
What?

1048
01:26:04,916 --> 01:26:08,219
I replaced eh.. Roland's offering

1049
01:26:09,258 --> 01:26:11,924
with mine. That night, your party.

1050
01:26:16,673 --> 01:26:18,470
Sebastian's my son.

1051
01:26:20,279 --> 01:26:23,077
I know it was reckless, careless

1052
01:26:23,687 --> 01:26:26,460
and terrible thing to do. I panicked.

1053
01:26:26,793 --> 01:26:28,764
I'm not like you, you know.

1054
01:26:29,398 --> 01:26:32,868
You're not afraid of anything. I'm afraid of everything.

1055
01:26:32,903 --> 01:26:36,711
I can't even take risks. You know, you said it.
But nothing scares you Kassie. And I love that about you.

1056
01:26:38,984 --> 01:26:41,250
I mean you're gonna hate me for the rest of your life.

1057
01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:44,283
And you're never gonna forgive me,
and I don't expect you to forgive me.

1058
01:26:44,962 --> 01:26:48,730
It just, it breaks my heart, it kills me, because

1059
01:26:49,604 --> 01:26:51,039
You've changed me.

1060
01:26:52,476 --> 01:26:53,273
You've changed me.

1061
01:26:54,012 --> 01:26:54,947
And ehm..

1062
01:26:59,092 --> 01:26:59,853
I love you.

1063
01:27:08,874 --> 01:27:10,846
I could not say that before
but I'm saying it right now.

1064
01:27:17,859 --> 01:27:19,293
And I'm also saying that I'm sorry.

1065
01:27:20,732 --> 01:27:21,629
Really sorry.

1066
01:27:29,414 --> 01:27:31,351
Luckily, we got that dirty off.

1067
01:27:35,427 --> 01:27:36,623
Don't ever speak to us again.

1068
01:27:45,115 --> 01:27:46,013
What did I miss?

1069
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,163
Sorry about your proposal, Roland.

1070
01:27:57,706 --> 01:27:58,604
His what?

1071
01:28:01,178 --> 01:28:02,339
Oh my God!

1072
01:28:14,136 --> 01:28:15,069
I'm proud of you.

1073
01:28:56,286 --> 01:28:59,053
Wally, it's 4 a. m.

1074
01:28:59,726 --> 01:29:02,163
I did it. I did the right thing, Leonard.

1075
01:29:03,168 --> 01:29:05,502
- C'mon in!
- Faced my fear. I told her.

1076
01:29:06,572 --> 01:29:08,667
- That's good.
- Wally, that's real, real good.

1077
01:29:09,111 --> 01:29:10,909
I lost her.

1078
01:29:11,781 --> 01:29:12,806
And Sebastian.

1079
01:29:15,925 --> 01:29:17,895
You did the right thing.
I'm proud of you, Wally.

1080
01:29:19,164 --> 01:29:21,396
It sucks.
- It'll are get better.

1081
01:29:21,869 --> 01:29:25,329
I drink booze from a deli.

1082
01:29:29,217 --> 01:29:30,414
You should go home, Wally.

1083
01:29:33,894 --> 01:29:35,257
They are my home, Leonard

1084
01:31:19,166 --> 01:31:21,968
So I've thought about it.

1085
01:31:23,274 --> 01:31:24,172
And ehm..

1086
01:31:25,446 --> 01:31:28,244
You can't just disappear from Sebastians life.

1087
01:31:29,652 --> 01:31:30,515
So..

1088
01:31:31,356 --> 01:31:32,586
He's your son.

1089
01:31:35,263 --> 01:31:37,394
And of course you can see him but

1090
01:31:39,070 --> 01:31:40,563
it's gonna be on my terms.

1091
01:31:45,251 --> 01:31:46,220
How's it goin?

1092
01:31:48,556 --> 01:31:49,523
He misses you.

1093
01:31:50,262 --> 01:31:52,527
I miss him.
- A lot.

1094
01:31:53,801 --> 01:31:55,702
And how's he getting along with Roland?
Ok?

1095
01:31:58,142 --> 01:31:59,109
Well..

1096
01:32:02,783 --> 01:32:04,184
I couldn't live through with that.

1097
01:32:07,827 --> 01:32:09,798
- What happened? What do you mean?
- I don't know

1098
01:32:13,639 --> 01:32:17,601
He is affectionate, likes me to try new things.

1099
01:32:19,185 --> 01:32:21,154
He doesn't turn into a psycho when he drinks.

1100
01:32:21,856 --> 01:32:24,256
He doesn't moan when he eats.

1101
01:32:28,102 --> 01:32:30,038
I turned him down,
because he's not you.

1102
01:32:48,341 --> 01:32:52,282
Will you marry me?
- Probably.

1103
01:33:16,630 --> 01:33:17,325
Look at.

1104
01:33:19,569 --> 01:33:22,064
Running around.
Always rushed.

1105
01:33:23,577 --> 01:33:24,337
Always late.

1106
01:33:25,912 --> 01:33:27,644
Guess that's why they called it the human race.

1107
01:33:31,124 --> 01:33:33,360
But sometimes, it slows down just enogh for

1108
01:33:33,395 --> 01:33:35,629
all the pieces fall into place

1109
01:33:39,644 --> 01:33:40,769
Fate works it's magic.

1110
01:33:44,585 --> 01:33:45,575
And you're connected.

1111
01:33:49,793 --> 01:33:50,694
Hi.
- Do you smell that?

1112
01:33:50,729 --> 01:33:56,305
What is that? - It's dry coal, lightable fluid, and my burned arm. Give me a kiss before you go?

1113
01:33:57,909 --> 01:33:59,775
Shame with all these children around.

1114
01:34:00,315 --> 01:34:01,806
I don't mind an audience.
- Don't?

1115
01:34:03,187 --> 01:34:04,656
Oh God, no, Honey, here! Ice cream.

1116
01:34:04,957 --> 01:34:08,298
Take this out there. But be careful. One of these children has a milk allergy and

1117
01:34:08,333 --> 01:34:10,134
I have no clue which one it is.

1118
01:34:10,169 --> 01:34:12,733
It might be the little blonde one over there.
- Wanna just do it like a sorbet?

1119
01:34:13,006 --> 01:34:14,670
No! - You sure?
- No.

1120
01:34:53,918 --> 01:34:55,046
How bout that?

1121
01:34:55,521 --> 01:35:00,125
Now this year, Sebastian has decided
to dedicate his birthday to Doug.

1122
01:35:00,602 --> 01:35:05,338
And Doug is eh.. just a wonderful,
playful, three-legged dog.

1123
01:35:06,913 --> 01:35:09,212
He's in need of a home.

1124
01:35:09,515 --> 01:35:11,050
So

1125
01:35:11,085 --> 01:35:12,586
And?

1126
01:35:14,495 --> 01:35:15,519
And ehm..

1127
01:35:16,830 --> 01:35:21,135
Well Doug is ehm, he's next in line at the kill shelter to be kicked out.

1128
01:35:21,574 --> 01:35:23,168
Oh no, it would be a horrible way to go.

1129
01:35:24,714 --> 01:35:28,198
But not dead yet, not dead yet. - That's just so good. I
was just thinking - A very, very much alive and happy puppy.

1130
01:35:28,696 --> 01:35:32,028
Let's go ahead. Let's blow out the candles. Let's get some of that cake in our face.

1131
01:35:32,063 --> 01:35:35,126
I'm not blowing out anything until someone takes Doug.

1132
01:35:39,274 --> 01:35:40,107
Well I take him!

1133
01:35:40,979 --> 01:35:43,677
"C'est l'esprit"!
"C'est l'esprit"!

1134
01:35:45,186 --> 01:35:47,418
He only got 3 legs.

1135
01:35:51,699 --> 01:35:52,632
Alright baby c'mon.

1136
01:35:57,445 --> 01:35:58,140
One more!

1137
01:36:00,550 --> 01:36:01,382
Happy birthday!

1138
01:36:04,391 --> 01:36:06,588
Everyonce in a while in all the randomness

1139
01:36:08,432 --> 01:36:11,634
Something unexpected happenes, and it pushes us all forward.

1140
01:36:13,274 --> 01:36:14,265
And the tuth is..

1141
01:36:15,111 --> 01:36:17,013
What I'm starting to think..

1142
01:36:17,983 --> 01:36:19,886
What I'm starting to feel..

1143
01:36:22,728 --> 01:36:25,424
Is that maybe, the human race..

1144
01:36:27,503 --> 01:36:29,234
Isn't a race at all.