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Before ttme began, there was the cube'
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We know not where it comes from,
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only that it holds the power
to create worlds and ftll them with ltfe'
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That ts how our race was born'
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For a ttme, we lived tn harmony,
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but ltke all great power'
some wanted it for good, others for evtl'
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And so began the war'
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a war that ravaged ourplanet
unttl it was consumed by death,
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and the cube was lost
to the far reaches ofspace'
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We scattered across the galaxy,
hoptng to ftnd it and rebutld our home,
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searchtng every star' every world'
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Andjust when all hope seemed lost,
message ofa new dtscovery drew us
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to an unknown planet called Earth'
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But we were already too late'
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oh, God, five months of this.
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I can't wait to get a IittIe taste of home.
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A pIate of mama's aIIigators etouffee'
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You've been taIking
about barbecued 'gators and crickets
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for the Iast two weeks. I'm never going
to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
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But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known
to have the most succuIent meat.
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I understand.
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EngIish, pIease. EngIish.
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I mean, how many times have we...
We don't speak Spanish. I toId you that.
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Why you got to ruin it for me, man?
That's my heritage.
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Go with the Spanish. Whatever.
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Hey, you guys remember weekends?
Huh? The Sox at Fenway.
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-CoId hotdog and a fIat beer.
-Perfect day.
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What about you, Captain?
You got a perfect day?
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I just can't wait to hoId my baby girI
for the first time.
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-He's adorabIe.
-That's too...
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Shut up!
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Hey, I'm ready to do this.
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Hey, any of y'aII grow some baIIs,
come see me on the court, man.
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Hey, hey!
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Watch this crossover, baby.
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Like Jordan in his prime,
pushing through the front Iine.
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-Step aside, Iadies.
-oh, man. What?
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-Lennox!
-Hey, what are you doing?
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-Water?
-Thank you.
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Are you gonna heIp me with the gear?
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CoIoneI Sharp, we have an inbound
unidentified infiItrator, 10 miIes out.
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Untdenttfted atrcraft, you are
tn restrtcted US mtlitary atrspace'
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Squawk ident and proceed east
out of the area.
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Raptors one and two, snap to heading
two-five-zero to intercept.
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Bogie is in the weeds ten miIes out,
not squawking.
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Unidentified aircraft, we wiII escort you
to US SoCCENT airbase.
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If you do not compIy,
we wiII use deadIy force.
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Copy the bogie.
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Tatl 4500 X-ray'
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Sir, says here 4500 X
was shot down three months ago.
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-Afghanistan.
-That's got to be a mistake.
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-Check again, then recheck.
-I did, sir.
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A friend of mine was on that chopper.
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Untdenttfted atrcraft, we wtll escort you
to US SOccENT atrbase'
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-Radar, where's the inbound?
-Bogie's five miIes out, sir.
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-My wife on?
-Yes, Captain.
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-My Iadies!
-Look'
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oh, my goodness. Look at her.
She's getting so big.
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Look at those cheeks'
Ijust wanna chew on them'
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Baby, we made a good-looktng ktd'
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I know that peopIe say that aII the time,
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but, wow, we made
one good-Iooking kid. Nice work.
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She has your Iaugh.
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-She laughed?
-Her first one, yeah.
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You sure she dtdn'tjust fart?
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No, she's a Iady.
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She doesn't know you yet, but she wiII.
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4500 X. Something's not right.
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Bogte's on the deck'
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed.
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It's coming from the chopper.
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-Wtll?
-Sarah?
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
I Iove you and I'II be home soon.
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Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me,
I Iove you and I'II be home soon.
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-To the right. Go to the right.
-Check fire.
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MH-53 piIot, power down now.
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Have your crew step out
or we wiII kiII you.
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HoId your fire! Stand by to engage!
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My God.
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They bombed the antenna farm!
We're under attack!
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Go! Move! Move!
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It's going after the fiIes!
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Cut the hard Iines!
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I need a key! It's Iocked!
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Move! Move!
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Here, come here! Come here!
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Here, hide in here!
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oh, my God. okay.
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No!
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oh!
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What the...
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Epps, Iet's go!
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okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up.
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Sorry, I got a Iot of stuff.
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Watch.
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okay.
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For my famiIy...
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Who did... Who did that?
PeopIe! ResponsibiIity.
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okay.
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So, for my famiIy geneaIogy report,
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I decided to do it
on my great-great-grandfather,
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who was a famous man,
Captain ArchibaId Witwicky.
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Very famous expIorer.
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In fact, he was one of the first to expIore
the Arctic CircIe, which is a big deaI.
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In 1897, he took 41 brave satlors
stratght tnto the Arcttc Shelf'
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Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave!
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The ice is freezing faster than
it's meIting! Chop faster! Heave, men!
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Heave! No sacrifice, no victory!
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We'II get to the Arctic CircIe, Iads!
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So that's the story, right?
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And here we have some of
the basic instruments and tooIs
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used by 19th-century seamen.
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This here is the quadrant,
which you can get for 80 bucks.
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It's aII for saIe, by the way.
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Like the sextant here.
$50 for this, which is a bargain.
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These are pretty cooI.
These are my grandfather's gIasses.
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I haven't quite gotten them appraised
yet, but they've seen many cooI things.
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Are you going to seII me his Iiver?
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Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and seII.
It's the 1 1th grade.
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I don't think your grandfather wouId be
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particuIarIy proud of what you're doing.
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I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know,
this is aII going towards my car fund.
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You can teII your foIks. It's on eBay.
I take PayPaI.
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CoId hard cash works, too.
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And the compass makes a great gift
for CoIumbus Day.
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-Sam!
-Sorry.
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UnfortunateIy,
my great-great-grandfather,
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the genius that he was, wound up
going bIind and crazy in a psycho ward,
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drawing these strange symboIs
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and babbIing on about
some giant ice man
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that he thought he'd discovered.
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okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow.
Might not.
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-SIeep in fear tonight.
-Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30?
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-Sam?
-Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
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okay. Pretty good, right?
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I'd say a soIid B-.
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A B-?
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You were hawking
your great-grandfather's crap
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-in my cIassroom.
-No, kids enjoy...
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-Look, can you do me a favor?
-What?
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Can you Iook out the window
for a second? You see my father?
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-He's the guy in the green car.
-Yeah.
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okay, I wanna teII you about a dream.
A boy's dream.
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And a man's promise to that boy.
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He Iooked at me in the eye.
He said, ''Son, I'm gonna buy you a car.
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''But I want you to bring me $2,000
and three As.''
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okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As.
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okay? Here's the dream. Your B-.
Dream gone. Kaput.
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Sir, just ask yourseIf,
what wouId Jesus do?
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Yes! Yes, yes.
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So?
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A-. It's an A, though.
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Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A.
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-So I'm good?
-You're good.
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-I got a IittIe surprise for you, son.
-What kind of...
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Yeah, a IittIe surprise.
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No. No, no, no, no. Dad!
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-oh, you got to be kidding me.
-See?
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Yeah. I am.
You're not getting a Porsche.
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-You think that's funny?
-Yeah, I think it's funny.
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-What's wrong with you?
-You think I'd reaIIy get you
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a Porsche for your first car?
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I don't want to taIk to you
for the rest of this whoIe thing.
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-oh, come on. It's just a practicaI joke.
-It's not a funny joke.
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-Manny!
-What?
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Get your cousin out of
that damn cIown suit.
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He's having a heat stroke again.
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Scaring white foIks.
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I'm hot! Makeup's meIting.
It hurts my eyes.
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Here? No, no, no, what is this?
You said... You said haIf a car,
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not haIf a piece of crap, Dad.
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When I was your age, I'd have been
happy with four wheeIs and an engine.
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okay, Iet me expIain
something to you. okay?
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-You ever see 40-Year-Old Vtrgtn?
-Yeah.
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okay, that's what this is.
And this is 50-year-oId virgin.
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-okay.
-You want me to Iive that Iife?
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-No sacrifice, no victory.
-Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it.
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-The oId Witwicky motto, Dad.
-Right.
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GentIemen.
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Bobby BoIivia, Iike the country,
except without the runs.
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How can I heIp you?
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WeII, my son here,
Iooking to buy his first car.
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-You come to see me?
-I had to.
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That practicaIIy makes us famiIy.
UncIe Bobby B, baby. UncIe Bobby B.
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-Sam.
-Sam, Iet me taIk to you.
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Sam, your first enchiIada of freedom
awaits underneath one of those hoods.
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Let me teII you something, son.
A driver don't pick the car.
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The car'II pick the driver.
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It's a mysticaI bond
between man and machine.
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Son, I'm a Iot of things,
but a Iiar's not one of them.
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EspeciaIIy not in front of my mammy.
That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!
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Don't be Iike that.
If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.
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I teII you, man, she deaf, you know?
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WeII, over here, every piece of car
a man might want or need.
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This ain't bad.
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-This one's got racing stripes.
-Yeah.
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It got racing...
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Yeah, what's this?
What the heck is this?
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I don't know nothing about this car.
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-Manny!
-What?
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What is this? This car! Check it out!
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I don't know, boss! I've never seen it!
That's loco!
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Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny!
Find out!
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FeeIs good.
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-How much?
-WeII,
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considering the semi-cIassic nature
of the vehicIe,
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with the sIick wheeIs
and the custom paint job...
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-Yeah, but the paint's faded.
-Yeah, but it's custom.
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It's custom faded?
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WeII, this is your first car.
I wouIdn't expect you to understand.
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-Five grand.
-No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry.
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Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car.
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No, no, no.
You said cars pick their drivers.
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WeII, sometimes they pick a driver
with a cheap-ass father. out the car.
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Now, this one here
for four Gs is a beaut.
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There's a Fiesta with racing stripes
over there.
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No, I don't want a Fiesta
with racing stripes.
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This is a cIassic engine right here.
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I soId a car the other day...
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Gee. HoIy cow.
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-No, no, no. No worries.
-You aII right?
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I'II get a sIedgehammer and knock
this right out. Hey, hey, Manny!
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Get your cIown cousin
and get some hammers
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and come bang this stuff out, baby!
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'''greater than man'''
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That one's my favorite,
drove aII the way from AIabammy.
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$4,000.
228
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:46,444
Steve.
229
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,445
HeIIo, Mr. Secretary.
230
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,050
They're so young.
231
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,285
They're the top
subject matter experts, sir.
232
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,654
NSA's recruiting right out of
high schooI these days.
233
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,655
Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense.
234
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,227
I am so underdressed.
235
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,228
Ladies and gentIemen,
the Secretary of Defense.
236
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:11,100
PIease be seated.
237
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,904
I'm John KeIIer.
238
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,905
obviousIy, you're wondering
why you're here, so these are the facts.
239
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,544
At 1900 local ttme yesterday,
240
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,545
the SOccENT Forward Operattons
Base tn Qatar was attacked'
241
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,948
So far as we know,
there were no survivors.
242
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,585
The objective of the attack
was to hack our miIitary network.
243
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,256
We're not sure
exactIy what they're after,
244
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,257
but we do know that
they were cut off during the assauIt,
245
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,794
which wouId Iead us to assume
that they're going to try it again.
246
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,099
Now, no one's taken responsibiIity
for the attack.
247
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,168
And the onIy reaI Iead we have so far
is this sound.
248
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,846
That's the signaI
that hacked our network.
249
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,916
NSA's working at fuII capacity
to anaIyze it
250
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,687
and intercept further communications,
251
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,590
but we need your heIp
to find out who did this.
252
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,591
Now, you've aII shown considerabIe
abiIity in the area of signaIs anaIysis.
253
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,064
We're on a hair-trigger here, peopIe.
254
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,299
The President has dispatched
battIe groups
255
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,300
to the Arabtan Gulfand Yellow Sea'
Thts ts as real as it's ever gonna get'
256
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,305
Now I'm gonna leave you
to your offtcer-tn-charge'
257
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:24,306
You'II break up into teams
and you'II start your work.
258
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:27,309
Good Iuck to us aII.
259
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,287
AII right, Mojo. I got the car.
Now I need the girI.
260
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,759
I need money to take out the girI
is what I need.
261
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:47,131
Zero bids.
262
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,534
Great. Broke.
263
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,535
Come on, Mojo.
You want your pain piIIs?
264
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,306
No. Premature.
265
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,741
Good. What's up?
266
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,742
Nothing. You know, just driving my car.
Driving my car.
267
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,181
It's Iike cIockwork.
268
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,882
AII right, I know you get wasted
on these things,
269
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,883
but if you piss in my bed again,
you're sIeeping outside. okay?
270
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,455
That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.
271
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,456
-Ron, this one is uneven.
-Yeah. ProbabIy.
272
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,960
This one is wobbIy.
273
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:18,961
-Yeah. I'II take care of that reaI soon.
-CouIdn't we have hired a professionaI?
274
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,399
-Sam...
-What?
275
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,068
I do not Iike footprints on my grass.
276
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:26,370
-What foot... There's no footprints.
-That's why I buiIt my path.
277
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,172
So why don't you go from my grass
onto my path, okay?
278
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,408
-It's famiIy grass, Dad.
-WeII, when you own your own grass,
279
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,610
-you'II understand.
-This... I can't do it anymore.
280
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,812
-You're putting girI jeweIry on a boy dog.
-What?
281
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,081
He's got enough seIf-esteem issues
as a Chihuahua, Mom.
282
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,016
That's his bIing.
283
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:41,052
I want you home at 1 1 :00!
284
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,020
-Yeah, aII right.
-1 1 :00!
285
00:18:43,021 --> 00:18:45,256
PIease, for the Iove of God, drive safeIy.
286
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,257
Seat beIt on!
287
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,432
Wow. You are so cheap.
288
00:18:57,736 --> 00:19:00,736
WeII, it's his first car.
Supposed to be Iike that.
289
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:08,444
At thts ttme, we can't conftrm
whether there were any survivors'
290
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:12,583
oh, my God.
291
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,519
Our bases worldwtde are, as ofnow,
at DEFcON Delta,
292
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,520
our htghest readtness level'
293
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,790
We're deaIing with
a very effective weapons system
294
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,326
that we have not come across before.
295
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:25,327
But ourprayers are with the famtltes
of the brave men and women'''
296
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,531
Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.
297
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,335
I've never seen a weapons system
Iike this.
298
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,138
The thermaI shows this weird aura
around the exoskeIeton
299
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:37,139
Iike it's cIoaked
by some kind of invisibIe force fieId.
300
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,744
That's impossibIe. There's no
such thing as invisibIe force fieIds
301
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,013
except in, Iike, comic book stuff, right?
302
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,514
-Man, I don't know.
-What is that?
303
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,683
My mama, she had the gift, you know?
304
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,684
She saw things. I got the gene, too,
305
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:52,054
and that thing that attacked us?
I got a feeIing it ain't over.
306
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,426
How about you use
those magic voodoo powers
307
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,195
and get us the heII out of here, huh?
308
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,196
When I took that picture,
I think it saw me.
309
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,137
It Iooked right at me.
310
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,573
AII right, we got to get this thing
back to the Pentagon right away.
311
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,107
They got to know what
we're deaIing with here.
312
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,943
My radto's frted'
313
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,645
-I got no communtcatton with aertal'
-Hey, Mahfouz'
314
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:17,646
-How far do you Iive from here?
-Not far. Just up that mountain.
315
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,350
-Do they have a phone?
-Yes.
316
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:22,351
AII right, Iet's hit it.
317
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,891
Dude, are you sure
we're invited to this party?
318
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,892
of course, MiIes.
It's a Iake. PubIic property.
319
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,165
oh, my God.
320
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,166
oh, my God, dude, MikaeIa's here.
Just don't do anything weird, aII right?
321
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:39,103
-I'm good, right?
-Yeah, you're good.
322
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:42,104
okay.
323
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,976
Hey, guys, check it out.
324
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,312
oh, hi.
325
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:51,313
Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.
326
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,324
So, what are you guys doing here?
327
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,960
We're here to cIimb this tree.
328
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,929
I see that. It Iooks... It Iooks fun.
329
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,497
-Yeah.
-You know, I thought I recognized you.
330
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,498
You tried out for the footbaII team
Iast year, right?
331
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,436
Let's go caII your mom.
332
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:15,437
oh, no, no, that... No.
That wasn't Iike a reaI tryout.
333
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,243
I was researching a book I was writing.
334
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,645
-oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
335
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,646
Yeah? What's it about?
Sucking at sports?
336
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:27,516
No, it's about the Iink between
brain damage and footbaII.
337
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,588
No, it's a good book.
Your friends'II Iove it.
338
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:33,589
You know, it's got mazes in it and,
you know, IittIe coIoring areas,
339
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,859
sections, pop-up pictures.
It's a Iot of fun.
340
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,896
That's funny.
341
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,897
okay, okay. You know what? Stop.
342
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,203
Hey, guys, I know of a party.
Let's go, Iet's head.
343
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,372
You got to get out
of the tree right now. Get...
344
00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,373
Just get out of the tree
right now, pIease.
345
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,210
What are you doing?
346
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,379
Did you see that dismount?
AII the chicks were watching.
347
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,915
You're making me Iook Iike an idiot.
We both Iooked Iike idiots just now.
348
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,916
-Hey, how about you Iet me drive?
-oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.
349
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:04,286
These 22s, I don't want you
grinding them. No.
350
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:07,356
Why doesn't my IittIe bunny
just hop in the back seat?
351
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,327
God, I can't even teII you how much
I'm not your IittIe bunny.
352
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,766
okay.
353
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,767
You'II caII me.
354
00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:26,608
Who's gonna drive you home, tontght?
355
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,212
Hey, man, what's wrong
with your radio?
356
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,214
-I'm gonna drive her home tonight.
-What?
357
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,950
She's an eviI jock concubine, man.
Let her hitchhike.
358
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,685
She Iives 10 miIes from here, okay?
It's my onIy chance.
359
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,053
You got to be understanding
here, aII right?
360
00:22:36,054 --> 00:22:37,555
AII right. We'II put her in the back.
I'II be quiet.
361
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,290
-Did you say, ''Put her in the back''?
-I caIIed shotgun.
362
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,192
I'm not putting her in the back.
You got to get out of my car.
363
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,626
-That's a party fouI.
-What ruIes?
364
00:22:42,627 --> 00:22:43,928
Bros before hos.
365
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:45,796
MiIes, I'm begging you to get out
of my car. okay?
366
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:46,897
You can't do this to me.
367
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,898
You got to get out of my car right now.
368
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,838
Who's gonna come around
when you break?
369
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,343
MikaeIa! It's Sam.
370
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:00,878
Witwicky.
371
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,147
I hope I didn't get you
stranded or anything.
372
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,215
You sure?
373
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,083
So, Iisten, I was wondering
if I couId ride you home.
374
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:09,084
I mean, give you a ride home
in my car, to your house.
375
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:13,589
There you go.
376
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,930
So...
377
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,802
I can't beIieve that I'm here right now.
378
00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:30,341
You can duck down if you want.
I mean, it won't hurt my feeIings.
379
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,476
oh, no, no, no.
I didn't mean here with you.
380
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:35,477
I just meant here, Iike, in this situation,
this same situation that I'm aIways in.
381
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,816
'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just
have a weakness for hot guys,
382
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,919
for tight abs and reaIIy big arms.
383
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,923
Big arms?
384
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,961
WeII, there's a coupIe new additions
in the car.
385
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:53,962
Like, I just put in that Iight there.
386
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,032
And that disco baII. And so the Iight
refIects off the disco baII.
387
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:02,905
Yeah.
388
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,109
Are you new to schooI this year?
It's your first year here?
389
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,547
oh, no, no.
390
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,549
We've been in the same schooI
since first grade.
391
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,250
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.
392
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,685
Yeah, a Iong time.
393
00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,687
WeII, do we have any cIasses together?
394
00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:18,355
-Yeah, yeah.
-ReaIIy? Which?
395
00:24:18,356 --> 00:24:21,356
History. Language arts. Math. Science.
396
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,327
-Sam.
-Sam. Yeah.
397
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,328
-Sam WiIkicky.
-Witwicky.
398
00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,632
God, you know what? I'm so sorry.
I just...
399
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,434
-No, it's cooI.
-I just didn't recognize you.
400
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:33,435
Yeah, weII, I mean,
that's understandabIe.
401
00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:37,072
No, no, no. No. Come on.
402
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:41,243
Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks.
You know, it's a new car.
403
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,348
When I get that feeltng
I want sexual healtng
404
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:47,184
This radio is, Iike, you know...
It's an oId radio, too, so...
405
00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,986
Sexual healtng
406
00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:51,322
Look, this isn't something that I,
you know...
407
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,323
I can't get this radio to stop.
Look, I wouIdn't try this on you.
408
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:56,894
'Cause this is Iike a romantic thing
that I'm not trying to do.
409
00:24:56,895 --> 00:24:58,696
Not that you're not worthy
of trying something Iike this on.
410
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:00,130
-No, of course not.
-I'm a friend of yours.
411
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:02,566
I'm not a romantic friend.
Romantic friends do this.
412
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,567
I mean, I'm not that friend.
I mean, we... I couId be.
413
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,338
I feel good
414
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,206
Just pop the hood.
415
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,207
Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
416
00:25:14,813 --> 00:25:16,146
Whoa, nice headers.
417
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,815
You've got a high-rise
doubIe-pump carburetor.
418
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:20,317
That's pretty impressive, Sam.
419
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,652
DoubIe-pump?
420
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,653
It squirts the fueI in
so you can go faster.
421
00:25:26,424 --> 00:25:28,325
I Iike to go faster.
422
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:31,326
And it Iooks Iike
your distributor cap's a IittIe Ioose.
423
00:25:33,398 --> 00:25:36,267
Yeah? How'd you know that?
424
00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:39,268
My dad. He was a reaI grease monkey.
He taught me aII about this.
425
00:25:40,338 --> 00:25:43,338
I couId take it aII apart, cIean it,
put it back together.
426
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:46,176
That's weird.
I just wouIdn't peg you for mechanicaI.
427
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:47,278
oh, my God.
428
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,946
WeII, you know,
I don't reaIIy broadcast it.
429
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:51,947
Guys don't Iike it when you know
more about cars than they do.
430
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,818
EspeciaIIy not Trent. He hates it.
431
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:57,788
Yeah, no, I'm cooI with, you know,
femaIes working on my engine.
432
00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,024
I prefer it, actuaIIy.
433
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,426
-okay. You want to fire it up for me?
-oh, yeah, yeah, no probIem.
434
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,728
-Thanks.
-You know, I was thinking.
435
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,729
You know, if Trent's such a jerk,
why do you hang out with him?
436
00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:13,137
You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna waIk.
437
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,138
Good Iuck with your car.
438
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,375
AII right.
439
00:26:18,376 --> 00:26:21,376
WaIking's heaIthy, right?
440
00:26:21,479 --> 00:26:24,081
oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no.
441
00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,450
Come on, pIease.
PIease, you gotta work for me now.
442
00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,451
Don't Iet her waIk away. Come on,
come on, come on. PIease, pIease.
443
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:32,521
Baby come back
any ktnd offool could see
444
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:35,659
Hey!
445
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,660
There was somethtng
tn everythtng about you
446
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,568
Baby come back
you can blame it all on me
447
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:47,569
Hey!
448
00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:50,341
Wait a second!
449
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,342
I was wrong
and Ijust can't live without you
450
00:26:55,413 --> 00:26:57,615
There it is.
451
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:00,616
I had fun.
So, you know, thanks for Iistening.
452
00:27:02,020 --> 00:27:05,020
-oh, yeah, yeah.
-You... You think I'm shaIIow?
453
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:10,425
I think you're... No, no, no.
454
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,929
I think there's a Iot more
than meets the eye with you.
455
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:19,136
okay.
456
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,204
Yeah.
457
00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:22,840
AII right, I'II see you at schooI.
458
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,841
AII right.
459
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,615
That's stupid.
460
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:32,750
That was a stupid Iine.
461
00:27:32,751 --> 00:27:35,751
''There's more than meets
the eye with you.'' Stupid.
462
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:40,758
oh, God.
463
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,660
oh, my God. I Iove my car.
464
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,304
Hey, guys, I think the other team
figured it out. Iran.
465
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,977
Come on, man. This is way too smart
for Iranian scientists.
466
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:05,747
-Think about it.
-What do you think, kid? Chinese?
467
00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:10,052
No way. This is nothing Iike
what the Chinese are using.
468
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:14,825
This is Air Force one.
LeveI of fIight, IeveI three-three-zero.
469
00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:16,994
We wtll hunt down thts enemy'
And when we do,
470
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:19,697
we'll knowjust what to do with them'
471
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,698
-Thank you.
-You're weIcome.
472
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,417
Apparently, there are
very few survivors'
473
00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:41,719
Yes, Mr. President?
474
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,720
Yeah, can you wrangIe me up
some Ding Dongs, darIing?
475
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:59,801
I joined the Air Force to bring the man
Ding Dongs. I'II be in storage.
476
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:29,231
Shoot.
477
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:44,379
Gross.
478
00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:13,108
Do you hear that?
479
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,314
Are you getting this?
480
00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,315
I think they're hacking
the network again.
481
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:37,165
oh, my God. This is a direct match
to the signaI in Qatar.
482
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,336
-Are you running a diagnostic?
-ShouId I be?
483
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:42,337
-Yes, you shouId.
-So I am.
484
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:54,852
Someone!
They're hacking into Air Force one!
485
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:56,486
We need a senior anaIyst.
486
00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,455
-I think they're pIanting a virus.
-A virus?
487
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:01,091
-It's streaming right now.
-They are pIanting a virus
488
00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:04,092
and steaIing a whoIe Iot of data
from your system at the same time.
489
00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:06,029
Code Red. We have a breach.
490
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,866
Air Force one, someone onboard
has breached the miIitary network.
491
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,867
I'm in the cargo hoId. CIear. CIear.
492
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:17,741
-You got to cut the hard Iines.
-What?
493
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:20,742
-Whatever they want, they are getting it.
-Sir?
494
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,780
Permission to take down
the Defense Network.
495
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:26,781
-Cut aII server hard Iines now.
-Cut aII server hard Iines now.
496
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,342
Someone's tampered
with the PoTUS mainframe.
497
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:55,343
What the...
498
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:01,752
Shots ftred tn the underdeck'
Repeat, shots ftred'
499
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,753
crew, prepare for emergency descent'
500
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,775
I want our President in that bunker.
501
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,776
And I don't want to discuss a damn
thing other tiII that becomes reaIity.
502
00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:31,913
That's our first priority.
That's our onIy priority right now.
503
00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,116
Air Force one is on the ground.
504
00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:40,315
oh, God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
505
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:43,818
That's my car!
506
00:33:43,821 --> 00:33:46,821
No!
507
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:50,291
No, no, no, no.
508
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,933
Dad, caII the cops!
509
00:33:59,804 --> 00:34:02,804
Where you going with my car, buddy?
Where you going?
510
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:06,041
HeIIo? 91 1 emergency!
My car has been stoIen!
511
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,878
I'm in pursuit! Right?
I need aII units, the whoIe squadron.
512
00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:13,350
Bring everyone!
No, don't ask me questions, aII right?
513
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:16,351
My father's the head
of the neighborhood watch!
514
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:51,653
oh, my God.
515
00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:08,138
My name is Sam Witwicky.
516
00:35:08,139 --> 00:35:11,139
Whoever finds this, my car is aIive,
okay? You saw that?
517
00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:15,011
Since this is my Iast words on Earth,
I just wanna say, Mom, Dad, I Iove you,
518
00:35:15,012 --> 00:35:17,481
and if you find Busty Beauttes
under my bed, it wasn't mine.
519
00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:19,583
I'm hoIding it for MiIes.
No, no, wait that...
520
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:22,319
okay, that's not true. It's mine
and UncIe CharIes gave it to me.
521
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:25,320
I'm sorry. Mojo, I Iove you.
522
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:38,967
No! No! No! No!
523
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,573
oh, my God.
524
00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:46,309
No, you're a good dog!
Good dog! Good dog!
525
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:49,310
oh, my God.
526
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,715
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey! AII right! oh!
No! No!
527
00:35:58,322 --> 00:35:59,789
okay. PIease, pIease don't kiII me!
528
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,790
I'm sorry! Take the keys!
I don't want them! Car's yours!
529
00:36:04,929 --> 00:36:07,464
Listen, Iisten, Iisten.
530
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:08,899
-Good, you're here.
-Let me see your hands!
531
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,567
-No, no, no! It's not me!
-Let me see your hands.
532
00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,568
-The guy's inside.
-Shut up! WaIk towards the car.
533
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:18,573
Put your head on the hood.
534
00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:33,423
Whoever did this finaIIy managed
to infiItrate our defense network,
535
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:36,059
which is what they tried to do in Qatar,
onIy this time it worked.
536
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,794
-What did they get?
-We stiII don't know.
537
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:40,795
-TaIk to me about the virus.
-It's a Spider-bot virus.
538
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,767
We're not sure what it's going to do,
but it may crippIe the system.
539
00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,869
-Can we stop it?
-Every time we try an antivirus,
540
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,505
it adapts and speeds up.
It's Iike it's not a virus anymore.
541
00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:49,673
It's become the system.
542
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:52,674
obviousIy the first phase
of a major attack against the US.
543
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,644
The onIy countries
with this kind of capabiIity
544
00:36:54,645 --> 00:36:57,047
are Russia, North Korea, maybe China.
545
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:00,048
-I'm sorry, that's not correct.
-Excuse me, young Iady.
546
00:37:00,084 --> 00:37:02,419
I didn't see you standing there.
You wouId be who?
547
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,354
I'm just the anaIyst
who detected the hack.
548
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,355
HoId on. It was you? You did it?
549
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,727
-Her team.
-Sir, I was just trying to say,
550
00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,463
they hacked your firewaII in 10 seconds.
551
00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,233
okay. Even a supercomputer
with a brute force attack
552
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,068
wouId take 20 years to do that.
553
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,637
Maybe you can expIain, then,
how our Iatest sateIIite imagery
554
00:37:20,638 --> 00:37:23,073
shows North Korea
doubIing its navaI activity.
555
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,074
Maybe it's a precaution,
because isn't that what we're doing?
556
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:29,677
The signaI pattern is Iearning.
It's evoIving on its own.
557
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,515
And you need to
move past Fourier transfers
558
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,818
and start considering
quantum mechanics.
559
00:37:34,819 --> 00:37:37,254
There is nothing on Earth that compIex.
560
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,856
What about an organism?
A Iiving organism?
561
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,359
Maybe some kind of
DNA-based computer?
562
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,360
-And I know that that sounds crazy...
-That's enough. That's enough.
563
00:37:46,497 --> 00:37:49,165
We have six fIoors of anaIysts
working on this thing.
564
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:51,601
Now, if you can find proof to back up
your theory,
565
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,204
I'm gonna be happy to Iisten to you.
But if you don't get a fiIter
566
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:57,205
on that brain-mouth thing, you're gonna
be off the team. You understand?
567
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,614
Look, I can't be any cIearer
than how crystaI cIear I am being.
568
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,952
-It just stood up.
-It just stood up.
569
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:14,557
Wow. That's reaIIy neat.
570
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:16,192
okay, chiefie.
571
00:38:16,193 --> 00:38:19,193
Time to fiII her up. And no drippy-drippy.
572
00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:20,964
What are you roIIing?
573
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,400
Whippets? GoofbaIIs?
A IittIe wowie sauce with the boys?
574
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:26,401
-No, I'm not on any drugs.
-What's these?
575
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:29,570
Found it in your pocket. ''Mojo.''
576
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,343
Is that what the kids are doing now?
LittIe bit of Mojo?
577
00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:36,344
-Those are my dog's pain piIIs.
-You know, a Chihuahua. A IittIe...
578
00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:43,887
What was that?
579
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:46,888
You eyebaIIing my piece, 50 Cent?
580
00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:51,225
You wanna go?
Make something happen. Do it.
581
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:54,796
'Cause I promise you I wiII bust you up.
582
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,001
Are you on drugs?
583
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,210
Let's hope this teIephone Iine works.
584
00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:13,550
Hey, heads up!
585
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:16,551
Heads up! Hey! Heads up!
586
00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,126
What the heck was that?
587
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:31,766
EngIish, dude. EngIish.
588
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,309
Whoa!
589
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:42,310
Watch out!
590
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,652
-open fire!
-Contact! Contact!
591
00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:50,820
Everybody, quiet. SettIe.
592
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,821
Whoa, mother... What the heII is...
593
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:03,698
Get up! Get up! Come on!
594
00:40:10,574 --> 00:40:13,574
Go! Move it!
595
00:40:24,655 --> 00:40:27,655
Take cover!
596
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,795
Fig! Cover the rear!
597
00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:34,796
Cover fire! Move it! Fig, cover the rear!
Epps! Cover the rear! Move it!
598
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:39,801
Come on! Give me a mag!
599
00:40:41,071 --> 00:40:42,772
Where's your papa?
Where's your papa?
600
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:44,507
Papa!
601
00:40:44,508 --> 00:40:46,843
Sir, we need... I need a teIephone.
602
00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:49,312
-TeIephone, teIephone, yes!
-TeIephone!
603
00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:51,014
Hey, I need a mag! Give me a mag!
604
00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:52,382
-CeII phone!
-I don't know how to thank you.
605
00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,584
Fire!
606
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,253
This is an emergency Pentagon caII!
I need you to... Do you understand?
607
00:40:57,254 --> 00:41:00,254
It's an emergency Pentagon...
608
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,227
I don't have a credit card!
609
00:41:04,228 --> 00:41:07,228
Sir, the attitude is not going to speed
things up any bit at aII.
610
00:41:08,065 --> 00:41:10,867
I'm going to ask you to speak
into the mouthpiece very cIearIy.
611
00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,868
I'm in the middIe of a war!
This is frigging ridicuIous!
612
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,341
Ammo!
613
00:41:18,342 --> 00:41:21,342
I need a credit card!
614
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:25,513
-Epps! Where's your waIIet?
-Pocket!
615
00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:28,751
-Which pocket?
-My back pocket!
616
00:41:28,752 --> 00:41:31,752
-You got 10 back pockets!
-Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
617
00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,059
AII right, keep shooting! Keep shooting!
618
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,294
okay, it's Visa.
619
00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:39,662
AIso, sir, have you heard about
620
00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:41,865
our premium pIus
worId-service goId package?
621
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,866
No, I don't want a premium package!
Epps! Pentagon!
622
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,641
Give me a status.
623
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,344
Sir, we're tracking a SpeciaI ops team
under fire in Qatar.
624
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,145
They say they're survivors
of the base attack.
625
00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:59,146
Survivors?
626
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:02,719
I ain't never seen this in my Iife!
627
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,554
Need gunshtps on statton ASAP!
628
00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:05,855
Predator's coming up in a minute.
629
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,856
We're Iinking the caII
to the nearest AWACS.
630
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,531
Unknown, man. I don't...
Man, if you seen this shit...
631
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:19,834
Predator ETA two minutes.
632
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:31,245
Hey! Make way!
633
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:38,052
-What is that?
-I don't know.
634
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,193
We need air support
and we need it now.
635
00:42:44,194 --> 00:42:47,194
RoII in strike package Bravo
on unknown target.
636
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:50,398
I authenttcate Tango Whtskey
at ttme 0300 Zulu'
637
00:42:51,101 --> 00:42:54,037
Attentton, all atrcraft' Thts wtll be
a danger close-ftre mtsston'
638
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,672
Weapons, Ijust got a call
from Falcon Ops'
639
00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:57,473
Who's closer to Ktll Box One Alpha?
640
00:42:57,474 --> 00:42:59,108
-Send the Hogs, sir.
-Okay, send the Hogs over
641
00:42:59,109 --> 00:43:00,910
to Ktll Box One Alpha'
It's a danger close'''
642
00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:03,546
Switch the Hogs to Ktll Box One Alpha,
300 feet danger close'
643
00:43:03,547 --> 00:43:05,548
Frtendltes tn the area'
644
00:43:05,549 --> 00:43:08,549
Seven-man team
north of orange smoke!
645
00:43:08,686 --> 00:43:11,686
Received KiII Box one AIpha.
Engage hostiIe.
646
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:17,291
Attack direction west!
You're cIear and hot!
647
00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,231
Strtke, tell me status ofHog rtght now'
648
00:43:22,232 --> 00:43:25,232
Hog one-one Dark Star status.
649
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,470
-Lennox! The heat's coming!
-Laze the target!
650
00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:32,673
We got a beam-rider incoming!
Laze target!
651
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,318
-Ready! Heat's coming!
-What? Bring it!
652
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:45,319
Receivtng radarjammtng
tn vtctnity of target'
653
00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:03,172
No frigging way
that thing's stiII not down.
654
00:44:03,173 --> 00:44:06,173
Spooky Three Two, use 105 sheIIs.
Bring the rain.
655
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,646
Be advtsed, ground team ts requesttng
105 sabot rounds'
656
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:41,511
Did we Iose them?
657
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:44,512
Warthog One conftrm vtsual
on frtendltes'
658
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:50,253
Where's Fig?
659
00:44:50,254 --> 00:44:52,822
-Fig? Fig?
-oh, God!
660
00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,724
-God damn it!
-Get a medic!
661
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:55,992
Get a medic!
662
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,126
-I'm sorry.
-BIack Hawk...
663
00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:58,428
We'II get a medic. Just hoId on.
He's got a puIse.
664
00:44:58,429 --> 00:45:01,429
We need a medevac. one man down.
Patient care category urgent.
665
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:09,036
Bring them home.
666
00:45:09,139 --> 00:45:12,008
You get those men statestde rtght now'
667
00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,910
I want them debrtefed tn 10 hours'
668
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:23,451
There's onIy one hacker in the worId
who can break this code.
669
00:45:34,298 --> 00:45:37,298
Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Stop!
670
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,105
I am sorry to bother you.
671
00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,840
-Maggie?
-Listen, I need your heIp.
672
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:46,841
No! This is my private area,
my pIace of Zen and peace.
673
00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,712
-Listen to me.
-GIen! Who is it?
674
00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:51,948
Shut up, Grandma!
675
00:45:51,949 --> 00:45:54,484
-What are you doing here?
-Just give me a break, wiII you, pIease?
676
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,485
Grandmama! Drink your prune juice!
677
00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:04,558
-What IeveI are you on, man?
-Six.
678
00:46:06,930 --> 00:46:09,930
oh, here come the matrix!
Here come the matrix!
679
00:46:13,203 --> 00:46:16,139
GIen, seriousIy, don't you
want to see something cIassified?
680
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:18,307
Yeah. Get Iow.
681
00:46:18,308 --> 00:46:21,308
-Here we go. Here we go. DoubIe tap.
-Hey, I just paused it. I just paused it.
682
00:46:22,346 --> 00:46:25,181
Hey. I need a moment.
683
00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,083
-PIease.
-Sorry.
684
00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,785
Hey, man, save my game.
685
00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,786
How cIassified?
686
00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:34,989
Like ''I wiII go to jaiI for the rest of
my Iife for showing you'' cIassified.
687
00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:39,095
Yes! one quick peek.
688
00:46:39,096 --> 00:46:42,096
SpeciaI ops got a thermaI snapshot
of whatever hit the base in Qatar.
689
00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:45,001
-I want to see it.
-WeII, the imager was damaged, sir.
690
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:46,669
The rangers are en route
with the imager,
691
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,671
but we aIso have a security issue.
692
00:46:48,672 --> 00:46:51,040
CircIe Iogs indicate one of
the anaIysts made a copy
693
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:54,041
of the network intrusion signaI.
694
00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:58,712
The signaI strength is through the roof.
Where did you say you got this?
695
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:01,551
It hacked the nationaI miIitary
air-guard frequency
696
00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:03,219
in Iess than a minute.
697
00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:06,220
-No way.
-Yeah.
698
00:47:06,890 --> 00:47:09,890
Looks Iike there's a message embedded
in the signaI. Let me work my magic.
699
00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:19,135
''Project Iceman''?
700
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:22,136
-What's Sector Seven?
-Who is Captain Witwicky?
701
00:47:24,074 --> 00:47:26,609
Are you pIaying
those video games again?
702
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,711
Cops! Cops!
703
00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:31,712
FBI! CIear right!
704
00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:36,183
Lock it down! Lock it down!
705
00:47:37,054 --> 00:47:38,287
Cops!
706
00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:39,555
Lock it down.
707
00:47:39,556 --> 00:47:42,556
Wait! I'm just a cousin! I'm just a...
708
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:47,161
Get off my Grandmama's carpet!
She don't Iike nobody on the carpet!
709
00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:50,066
EspeciaIIy poIice!
710
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,935
It was an awesome spectacle here
an hour ago
711
00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:55,936
when over 40 c-17s ltfted off
of thts very base'
712
00:47:57,441 --> 00:47:59,575
We're not told where they're gotng'
713
00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:00,676
Morning, Mo.
714
00:48:00,677 --> 00:48:03,079
The government has been very qutet
about what's gotng on but tn our'''
715
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,814
-Mojo. Mojo.
-They were headed dtrectly
716
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:06,449
towards North Korea'
717
00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,450
Stop with the barking, Mojo.
It's too earIy. PIease?
718
00:48:12,923 --> 00:48:14,790
MiIes? MiIes, Iisten to me. Listen.
719
00:48:14,791 --> 00:48:17,791
-My car, it stoIe itseIf, okay?
-What are you taIking about, man?
720
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,928
Satan's Camaro. In my yard.
It's staIking me.
721
00:48:28,705 --> 00:48:29,839
Stop!
722
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,840
No, no, no, no, no, no.
723
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,049
oh, my God!
724
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,050
Sam?
725
00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:45,388
Hi.
726
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:48,389
That was... That was reaIIy awesome.
727
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,960
-WeII, it feIt awesome.
-Are you okay?
728
00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,062
I'm not okay, aII right?
I'm Iosing my mind a IittIe bit.
729
00:48:53,063 --> 00:48:55,031
I'm getting chased by my car right now.
I got to go.
730
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:58,032
You know what?
I'm gonna catch up with you guys Iater.
731
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:33,167
oh, great. Cops.
732
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,342
officer!
733
00:49:39,676 --> 00:49:42,676
Listen!
734
00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:45,980
oh, that hurt.
735
00:49:46,683 --> 00:49:48,284
Listen to me!
736
00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,253
Thank God you're here!
I've had the worst day ever!
737
00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:54,254
I've been... I've been foIIowed here
on my mother's bike! Right?
738
00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,727
And my car's right there
and it's been foIIowing me here!
739
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:00,728
So get out of the car! No! Stop!
oh, God. okay, okay! okay, aII right!
740
00:50:04,534 --> 00:50:07,534
okay! I'm sorry! I'm...
I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!
741
00:50:10,307 --> 00:50:13,307
okay, Iook, Iook, Iook! Stop, stop!
742
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:21,348
PIease! okay,
what do you want from me?
743
00:50:23,453 --> 00:50:26,453
okay.
744
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:33,394
oh, God, no! No!
745
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:36,797
oh, shit! oh, shit, shit, shit!
oh, God! oh, shit!
746
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:45,272
It's a bad dream.
747
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:47,777
Are you username LadiesMan21 7?
748
00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:49,045
I don't know what you're taIking about!
749
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,514
Are you username LadiesMan21 7?
750
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:52,748
Yeah.
751
00:50:52,749 --> 00:50:55,284
Where is eBay item 21 153?
752
00:50:55,285 --> 00:50:58,285
Where are the gIasses?
753
00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,733
Get back!
754
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:13,734
Stop!
755
00:51:14,838 --> 00:51:16,705
God!
756
00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:18,574
What is your probIem, Sam?
757
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,676
okay, there's a monster right there!
It just attacked me!
758
00:51:20,677 --> 00:51:23,677
Here he comes! AII right, get up.
Get up and run! You have to run! okay.
759
00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:33,923
Sam, what is that thing?
760
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,391
-You have to get in the car. Get in.
-I don't want to.
761
00:51:35,392 --> 00:51:37,593
-Get in the car. Trust me. Trust me!
-Sam.
762
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:40,594
Get in! Go, go, go, go, go.
763
00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:56,577
Go, go, go, go!
764
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,417
oh, God! We're gonna die!
We're gonna die!
765
00:52:01,418 --> 00:52:03,085
No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die.
766
00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:06,021
-oh, my God!
-Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!
767
00:52:06,022 --> 00:52:07,523
oh, my God! No!
768
00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:10,524
We're gonna die!
769
00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,865
oh, my God!
770
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,650
We're Iocked in.
771
00:52:37,287 --> 00:52:40,287
The car won't start.
At Ieast we ditched the monster, right?
772
00:52:46,630 --> 00:52:49,331
okay.
773
00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:52,332
Time to start.
774
00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:58,131
He's got me! oh, God!
775
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:05,973
He's going to kiII me!
776
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:10,978
No. No, no, no!
777
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,227
Get off!
778
00:54:40,076 --> 00:54:41,210
KiII it! KiII it!
779
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:44,211
Get it, get it, get it, get it!
780
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:52,619
Not so tough without a head, are you?
781
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,560
Here, come on.
782
00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:16,712
What is it?
783
00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:19,548
It's a robot.
784
00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:20,983
But Iike a...
785
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:23,984
Like a different...
You know, Iike a super-advanced robot.
786
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,389
It's probabIy Japanese.
787
00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:30,390
Yeah, it's definiteIy Japanese.
788
00:55:31,394 --> 00:55:33,729
What are you doing?
789
00:55:33,730 --> 00:55:36,730
I don't think it wants to hurt us.
It wouId have done that aIready.
790
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,401
ReaIIy? WeII, do you speak robot?
791
00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:42,402
Because they just had, Iike,
a giant droid death match.
792
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:47,174
-I think it wants something from me.
-What?
793
00:55:47,444 --> 00:55:50,444
WeII, 'cause the other one was
taIking about my eBay page.
794
00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,814
You are the strangest boy
I have ever met.
795
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:56,352
-Can you taIk?
-XM Satellite Radto'''
796
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,353
Dtgital cable brtngs you'''
'''columbta Broadcasttng System'''
797
00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:01,890
So you... You taIk through the radio?
798
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:04,891
Thank you, you're beauttful'
You're wonderful, you're wonderful'
799
00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:06,995
So, what was that Iast night?
What was that?
800
00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:08,564
Message from Starfleet, captatn'''
801
00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:10,733
Throughout the tnantmate vastness
ofspace'''
802
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,801
Angels wtll ratn down
ltke vtsitors from heaven! Hallelujah!
803
00:56:12,802 --> 00:56:15,037
Visitors from heaven? What...
804
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:18,038
What are you,
Iike, an aIien or something?
805
00:56:22,979 --> 00:56:25,979
Any more questtons you want to ask?
806
00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:29,149
He wants us to get in the car.
807
00:56:29,352 --> 00:56:31,820
And go where?
808
00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,722
Fifty years from now,
when you're Iooking back at your Iife,
809
00:56:33,723 --> 00:56:36,723
don't you want to be abIe to say
you had the guts to get in the car?
810
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,090
This car's a pretty good driver.
811
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:11,091
I know.
812
00:57:11,928 --> 00:57:14,029
Why don't you go sit in that seat, there?
813
00:57:14,030 --> 00:57:16,298
I'm not going to sit in that seat.
He's driving.
814
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:18,801
Yeah.
815
00:57:18,802 --> 00:57:21,802
You're right.
816
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:24,805
-WeII, maybe you shouId sit in my Iap.
-Why?
817
00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:28,942
WeII, I have the onIy seat beIt here.
You know, safety first.
818
00:57:31,781 --> 00:57:33,282
-Yeah, aII right.
-Right?
819
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,283
-Yeah.
-okay.
820
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,621
There, see? That's better.
821
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:42,622
-okay.
-okay.
822
00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:47,727
You know, that seat beIt thing was
a pretty smooth move.
823
00:57:49,165 --> 00:57:51,200
Thank you.
824
00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:53,435
You know what I don't understand?
825
00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:56,436
Why, if he's supposed to be, Iike,
this super-advanced robot,
826
00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:59,606
does he transform back
into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
827
00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:02,044
Whoa! Whoa!
828
00:58:02,045 --> 00:58:04,913
oh, see? No. Get...
No, that doesn't work. See?
829
00:58:04,914 --> 00:58:06,081
Move it, you moron!
830
00:58:06,082 --> 00:58:09,082
Great, now... See?
831
00:58:09,519 --> 00:58:10,752
Fantastic.
832
00:58:10,753 --> 00:58:12,921
Now you pissed him off.
833
00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,490
That car is sensitive.
834
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,491
I mean, $4000 just drove off.
835
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:32,839
What?
836
00:59:34,704 --> 00:59:37,704
This is you...
837
00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:44,210
oh, my God!
838
00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:53,353
Come on, Iet's go.
839
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,960
This is the cooIest thing I've ever seen!
ExpIosions everywhere!
840
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,263
This is easiIy a hundred times cooIer
than Armageddon' I swear to God!
841
01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:06,866
Fire, fire, fire, fire!
842
01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:21,783
Whoa! Sweet!
843
01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:24,019
oh, dude, I hope this guy's got
asteroid insurance,
844
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:27,020
'cause he is so boned!
845
01:00:29,192 --> 01:00:31,059
What is that?
846
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,761
There's something in the tree, dude.
847
01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:34,997
No, there's something
in the thing by the tree!
848
01:00:34,998 --> 01:00:37,998
CouId you guys just give me
a space rock?
849
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:14,734
Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?
850
01:01:15,505 --> 01:01:18,505
Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing
out here by yourseIf?
851
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:21,941
HoIy God! What happened to the pooI?
852
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:56,970
Are you SamueI James Witwicky,
descendent of ArchibaId Witwicky?
853
01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:00,809
They know your name.
854
01:03:00,810 --> 01:03:02,043
They know your name.
855
01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:03,111
Yeah.
856
01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:05,647
My name is optimus Prime.
857
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:08,648
We are autonomous robotic organisms
from the pIanet Cybertron.
858
01:03:09,819 --> 01:03:12,819
-But you can caII us Autobots for short.
-Autobots.
859
01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:16,389
-What's cracking, IittIe bitches?
-My first Iieutenant. Designation, Jazz.
860
01:03:18,761 --> 01:03:21,761
This Iooks Iike a cooI pIace to kick it.
861
01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,833
What is that?
How did he Iearn to taIk Iike that?
862
01:03:24,834 --> 01:03:27,834
We've Iearned Earth's Ianguages
through the WorId Wide Web.
863
01:03:29,939 --> 01:03:32,939
My weapons speciaIist, Ironhide.
864
01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:36,309
-You feeIing Iucky, punk?
-Easy, Ironhide.
865
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,979
Just kidding.
I just wanted to show him my cannons.
866
01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:43,718
our medicaI officer, Ratchet.
867
01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:46,719
The boy's pheromone IeveI suggests
he wants to mate with the femaIe.
868
01:03:50,259 --> 01:03:53,259
You aIready know
your guardian, BumbIebee.
869
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,597
BumbIebee, right?
870
01:03:55,598 --> 01:03:57,399
check on the rep
Yep, second to none
871
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,868
So you're my guardian, huh?
872
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:02,869
His vocaI processors were damaged
in battIe. I'm stiII working on them.
873
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:11,379
Why are you here?
874
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:14,380
We are here Iooking for the AII Spark.
And we must find it before Megatron.
875
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:19,953
Mega-what?
876
01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:30,964
Ourplanet was once a powerful emptre,
peaceful andjust,
877
01:04:34,637 --> 01:04:37,637
unttl we were betrayed by Megatron,
leader of the Decepttcons'
878
01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:43,576
All who defted them were destroyed'
879
01:04:43,946 --> 01:04:46,946
Our war ftnally consumed the planet,
and the All Spark was lost to the stars'
880
01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:54,020
Megatron followed it to Earth,
where captatn Witwtcky found htm'
881
01:04:58,194 --> 01:04:59,995
My grandfather.
882
01:04:59,996 --> 01:05:02,996
It was an acctdent
that tntertwtned our fates'
883
01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:10,403
Come back!
884
01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:14,507
I think the dogs have found something.
885
01:05:15,144 --> 01:05:18,144
The ice is cracking!
886
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:29,289
Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!
887
01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:33,059
I'm aII right, Iads!
888
01:05:33,229 --> 01:05:36,229
Can we throw you a rope, Captain?
889
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,239
Megatron crash-landed
before he could retrteve the cube'
890
01:05:51,914 --> 01:05:54,914
Men! We've made a discovery!
891
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,484
He acctdentally activated
hts navtgatton system'
892
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:16,469
The coordtnates to the cube's locatton
on Earth were tmprtnted on hts glasses'
893
01:06:19,408 --> 01:06:21,543
How'd you know about his gIasses?
894
01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:23,878
-eBay.
-eBay.
895
01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:26,879
If the Decepticons find the AII Spark,
896
01:06:27,183 --> 01:06:30,183
they wiII use its power to transform
Earth's machines and buiId a new army.
897
01:06:33,089 --> 01:06:36,089
And the human race
wiII be extinguished.
898
01:06:36,592 --> 01:06:39,592
Sam Witwicky,
you hoId the key to Earth's survivaI.
899
01:06:45,267 --> 01:06:48,267
PIease teII me
that you have those gIasses.
900
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,174
It's Iike
a seIf-regenerating moIecuIar armor.
901
01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:57,812
Look at the scorch mark
where the sabot round hit.
902
01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,180
MeIted right through.
903
01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:02,181
Hey, aren't sabots hot-Ioaded for, Iike,
a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?
904
01:07:02,518 --> 01:07:04,819
CIose to it. It meIts tank armor.
905
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,389
So this metaI skin must react
to extreme heat.
906
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:10,158
-Heads up!
-oh!
907
01:07:10,159 --> 01:07:13,159
I thought you said
that thing was dead, man!
908
01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:16,229
Strap it down! Strap it!
This thing is wicked.
909
01:07:17,066 --> 01:07:18,500
AII right, get on the horn
with Northern Command.
910
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,869
TeII them that our effective weapon
is high-heat sabot rounds.
911
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:23,401
Recommend we Ioad them
on aII the gunships. Go.
912
01:07:27,572 --> 01:07:29,373
You want that piece?
913
01:07:29,374 --> 01:07:32,374
okay, Maggie, Iook. Let me break
it down to you how it's gonna happen.
914
01:07:32,778 --> 01:07:34,945
They gonna come through that door
and be good cop, bad cop.
915
01:07:34,946 --> 01:07:37,946
Don't faII for that, aII right?
That's why I ate their food.
916
01:07:38,383 --> 01:07:41,051
See, they put the pIate of donuts
out here to test your guiIt.
917
01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:43,621
If you don't touch it, you're guiIty.
918
01:07:43,622 --> 01:07:46,622
I ate the whoIe pIate.
The whoIe pIate. okay?
919
01:07:47,559 --> 01:07:48,826
It's me and you.
920
01:07:48,827 --> 01:07:51,827
They waIk through that door,
you don't say nothing.
921
01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:08,710
She did it! She did it!
She's the one you want! AII right?
922
01:08:08,847 --> 01:08:10,581
I was just sitting at home
watching cartoons,
923
01:08:10,582 --> 01:08:12,683
pIaying video games with my cousin,
and she came in there.
924
01:08:12,684 --> 01:08:13,751
-And then...
-GIen, you freak.
925
01:08:13,752 --> 01:08:16,086
Hey! I am not going to jaiI for you
or anybody eIse!
926
01:08:16,087 --> 01:08:19,087
I have done nothing bad my entire Iife!
Hey, man, I'm stiII a virgin.
927
01:08:20,892 --> 01:08:21,959
okay, so what?
928
01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,161
I've downIoaded a coupIe of
thousand songs off the Internet.
929
01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:25,963
Who hasn't? Who hasn't?
930
01:08:25,964 --> 01:08:27,031
-I promise!
-GIen, shut up!
931
01:08:27,032 --> 01:08:30,032
No, you shut up! Don't taIk to me!
Don't taIk to me, criminaI!
932
01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:35,372
-oh, sugar rush.
-This is... This is not his fauIt.
933
01:08:35,373 --> 01:08:37,074
See? So can I go home now?
934
01:08:37,075 --> 01:08:39,410
-oh, okay. I won't.
-But just Iisten to me.
935
01:08:39,411 --> 01:08:42,411
okay, whoever hacked into your miIitary
system downIoaded a fiIe, aII right?
936
01:08:43,215 --> 01:08:45,649
It was something about
someone named Witwicky
937
01:08:45,650 --> 01:08:48,650
and some government group, right?
Named Sector Seven.
938
01:08:49,354 --> 01:08:51,188
You have to Iet me taIk to
Defense Secretary KeIIer
939
01:08:51,189 --> 01:08:53,591
before you go to war
with the wrong country!
940
01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:56,527
Whatever fell out of the sky
ended up rtght behtnd'''
941
01:08:56,528 --> 01:08:58,229
-What did he say?
-What?
942
01:08:58,230 --> 01:08:59,797
-Did he hear it, too?
-Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
943
01:08:59,798 --> 01:09:02,466
-What does he think it is?
-He thinks it's a miIitary experiment.
944
01:09:02,467 --> 01:09:05,467
-What a knuckIehead.
-Yeah, weII, I think it's a pIane.
945
01:09:09,241 --> 01:09:11,175
Sttll no offtctal word as to
what happened' You can see'''
946
01:09:11,176 --> 01:09:12,476
-Yeah!
-CaII Sam.
947
01:09:12,477 --> 01:09:14,144
-Yeah. Why?
-He shouId be home in 15 minutes.
948
01:09:14,145 --> 01:09:15,546
WeII, I'II caII him in 15 minutes.
949
01:09:15,547 --> 01:09:18,182
If you wait 15 minutes, he'II be Iate
and you'II have to ground him.
950
01:09:18,183 --> 01:09:21,183
WeII, I can't ground him
if he's not Iate, can I?
951
01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:26,624
I need you to stay here, aII right?
952
01:09:26,625 --> 01:09:27,892
You got to stay here
and you're gonna watch them.
953
01:09:27,893 --> 01:09:28,959
-okay, okay.
-AII of them.
954
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,060
-Do you hear what I'm saying?
-Yeah, okay, okay.
955
01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:31,729
Five minutes, aII right?
956
01:09:31,730 --> 01:09:34,730
-Thanks for staying on my path.
-oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
957
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,867
The... oh, the path. I'm sorry.
I forgot about the path.
958
01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,602
I'm gonna sweep the whoIe thing
right now. How about that?
959
01:09:38,603 --> 01:09:41,005
-You know, I buy haIf your car...
-Yeah.
960
01:09:41,006 --> 01:09:44,006
...then I baiI you out of jaiI and then
I just decided to do aII your chores.
961
01:09:44,776 --> 01:09:46,443
-The chores.
-Yeah. Life is great, huh?
962
01:09:46,444 --> 01:09:49,413
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
963
01:09:49,414 --> 01:09:52,082
It's so... oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.
I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
964
01:09:52,083 --> 01:09:53,284
No, no, I don't want you
to strain yourseIf.
965
01:09:53,285 --> 01:09:54,852
No, no, I won't strain myseIf, Dad.
966
01:09:54,853 --> 01:09:56,420
-I'II do it.
-It wouId hurt my feeIings if you do it.
967
01:09:56,421 --> 01:09:57,888
-You sure? I don't mind, I don't...
-I promise...
968
01:09:57,889 --> 01:09:59,223
No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
969
01:09:59,224 --> 01:10:01,225
I'm gonna do the trash cans
and I'm gonna scrape the griII
970
01:10:01,226 --> 01:10:04,226
and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up
the whoIe house right now.
971
01:10:05,196 --> 01:10:07,665
-Tonight, right now?
-Right now.
972
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:10,601
The...
973
01:10:10,602 --> 01:10:13,170
I Iove you. God, I Iove you
974
01:10:13,171 --> 01:10:15,005
just so much right now.
975
01:10:15,006 --> 01:10:16,540
You know,
Mom wanted me to ground you.
976
01:10:16,541 --> 01:10:18,175
-You're three minutes Iate.
-Right?
977
01:10:18,176 --> 01:10:20,110
oh, weII, just another thing
you did for me, Dad,
978
01:10:20,111 --> 01:10:21,579
because you're such a sweII guy.
979
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:22,813
one more thing, huh?
980
01:10:22,814 --> 01:10:25,814
AII right, I Iove you!
SIeep good, handsome man!
981
01:10:26,918 --> 01:10:28,218
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
982
01:10:28,219 --> 01:10:31,219
No, watch the path! Watch the path!
Watch the... PIease, pIease, pIease.
983
01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:34,558
No, no, wait. No, no, no! oh, no!
984
01:10:34,559 --> 01:10:37,094
-Sorry. My bad.
-oh, I... You couIdn't...
985
01:10:37,095 --> 01:10:39,163
You couIdn't wait for five...
You couIdn't wait for five minutes?
986
01:10:39,164 --> 01:10:42,164
I toId you to just stay! Just stay! God!
987
01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:47,371
-I toId you to watch them. I toId you.
-okay, you know what?
988
01:10:47,372 --> 01:10:50,372
-They seem to be in a IittIe bit of a rush.
-oh, this is bad. No!
989
01:10:52,677 --> 01:10:55,646
Mojo, Mojo! off the robot! God!
990
01:10:55,647 --> 01:10:58,282
-oh, wet.
-No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
991
01:10:58,283 --> 01:11:01,151
HoId on! HoId! This is Mojo.
This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
992
01:11:01,152 --> 01:11:04,054
He's a pet. okay? That's aII.
If you couId just put the guns away...
993
01:11:04,055 --> 01:11:07,055
-Put the... Put them away. PIease.
-You have a rodent infestation.
994
01:11:07,125 --> 01:11:08,425
-A what?
-ShaII I terminate?
995
01:11:08,426 --> 01:11:10,694
No, no, no, no.
He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
996
01:11:10,695 --> 01:11:13,695
This is my... This is my Chihuahua.
We Iove Chihuahuas! Don't we?
997
01:11:13,999 --> 01:11:16,999
He's Ieaked Iubricants aII over my foot.
998
01:11:18,203 --> 01:11:21,203
-He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!
-Bad Mojo!
999
01:11:22,474 --> 01:11:24,074
I'm sorry.
He's got a maIe dominance thing.
1000
01:11:24,075 --> 01:11:25,743
That's aII it is.
1001
01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:28,744
-My foot's gonna rust.
-AII right.
1002
01:11:29,581 --> 01:11:32,149
okay, okay.
1003
01:11:32,150 --> 01:11:35,150
-Shut up and go hide!
-Just hurry.
1004
01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,989
Autobots, recon.
1005
01:11:41,493 --> 01:11:44,194
I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
1006
01:11:44,195 --> 01:11:46,063
Got some ice on his nose.
1007
01:11:46,064 --> 01:11:48,599
I had to sIap him around a IittIe bit.
1008
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,235
You did not.
1009
01:11:51,236 --> 01:11:54,104
-You didn't even ground him.
-AImost, aImost.
1010
01:11:54,105 --> 01:11:57,105
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
1011
01:11:58,743 --> 01:12:01,743
Come on, come on.
1012
01:12:05,183 --> 01:12:08,183
-What? What is this?
-Time is short.
1013
01:12:08,386 --> 01:12:11,088
-They reaIIy want those gIasses.
-Come on. What are you doing?
1014
01:12:11,089 --> 01:12:12,856
-I'm gonna heIp you.
-okay.
1015
01:12:12,857 --> 01:12:15,857
-PIease hurry.
-okay.
1016
01:12:16,227 --> 01:12:18,328
-Yeah, no, no. It's definiteIy gone.
-What do you mean?
1017
01:12:18,329 --> 01:12:19,463
My gIasses were in the bag.
1018
01:12:19,464 --> 01:12:21,398
They were in the backpack
and now the backpack isn't here.
1019
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:23,067
WeII, they're gonna be pissed,
so what do you wanna do?
1020
01:12:23,068 --> 01:12:24,234
So what I think you shouId do is
you shouId...
1021
01:12:24,235 --> 01:12:26,537
You shouId check this whoIe...
This whoIe section here.
1022
01:12:26,538 --> 01:12:29,538
Just give it a cIean sweep,
and I'II get the corner here.
1023
01:12:29,574 --> 01:12:32,109
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there.
That's my... That's my private...
1024
01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:33,644
-Sorry. That's nothing.
-You just...
1025
01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:34,712
-You just toId me to Iook...
-I know,
1026
01:12:34,713 --> 01:12:36,180
but I didn't mean to Iook inside
of my treasure chest.
1027
01:12:36,181 --> 01:12:38,982
You shouId be way more specific
so I don't get in troubIe in your room.
1028
01:12:38,983 --> 01:12:41,018
I'm aIready stressed out enough.
1029
01:12:41,019 --> 01:12:44,019
okay. What now?
1030
01:12:44,923 --> 01:12:47,923
No. No, no. No, no, no.
1031
01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:51,460
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding.
This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
1032
01:12:52,530 --> 01:12:53,630
oh, God. oh!
1033
01:12:53,631 --> 01:12:56,631
Okay, I saw it' The UFO landed
rtght here and now it's gone'
1034
01:12:57,869 --> 01:13:00,869
My moped's under there, man!
Who's gonna pay for that?
1035
01:13:01,639 --> 01:13:03,474
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
1036
01:13:03,475 --> 01:13:06,475
-He's back here.
-I can't deaI with this. I can't...
1037
01:13:06,511 --> 01:13:08,212
What? oh, no, no, no.
1038
01:13:08,213 --> 01:13:09,379
-This is my mother's fIower...
-oops.
1039
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,714
okay, Iisten. You got to Iisten to me.
1040
01:13:10,715 --> 01:13:12,816
If my parents come out here
and see you, they're gonna freak out.
1041
01:13:12,817 --> 01:13:14,384
My mother's got a temper, okay?
1042
01:13:14,385 --> 01:13:16,053
We must have the gIasses.
1043
01:13:16,054 --> 01:13:17,721
I know you need the gIasses.
I've been Iooking everywhere.
1044
01:13:17,722 --> 01:13:20,057
They're not here.
They're definiteIy not here.
1045
01:13:20,058 --> 01:13:21,258
Keep searching.
1046
01:13:21,259 --> 01:13:23,026
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
1047
01:13:23,027 --> 01:13:24,361
Ten minutes. okay?
1048
01:13:24,362 --> 01:13:26,230
PIease, I'm begging you. You got to...
You're making a racket.
1049
01:13:26,231 --> 01:13:28,332
I can't concentrate.
You want me to Iook and I'm hearing...
1050
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:29,466
CaIm down, caIm down.
1051
01:13:29,467 --> 01:13:31,268
You got to do something here.
You got to do something here.
1052
01:13:31,269 --> 01:13:34,037
-Autobots, faII back.
-Thank you. PIease, for five minutes.
1053
01:13:34,038 --> 01:13:36,006
Good? Good? okay.
1054
01:13:36,007 --> 01:13:37,274
-Move!
-Get away!
1055
01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:39,076
What's the matter with you?
Can't you be quiet?
1056
01:13:39,077 --> 01:13:42,077
He wants us to be quiet.
1057
01:13:44,816 --> 01:13:47,816
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move,
move! Earthquake!
1058
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:49,419
Judy! Judy, get under the tabIe! Move it!
Duck and cover right now!
1059
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:52,420
Judy! Judy, get under the tabIe! Move it!
Duck and cover right now!
1060
01:13:52,690 --> 01:13:55,592
How did you get over there so fast?
1061
01:13:55,593 --> 01:13:57,995
Wow! That was tingIy!
1062
01:13:57,996 --> 01:14:00,996
-You got to try that!
-Yeah, that Iooks fun.
1063
01:14:05,737 --> 01:14:08,737
-Sam?
-Sammy?
1064
01:14:13,642 --> 01:14:15,510
-Sam?
-That's weird.
1065
01:14:15,511 --> 01:14:17,311
-Sam!
-Ratchet, point the Iight.
1066
01:14:17,312 --> 01:14:19,981
-Come on, hurry.
-Listen, we got a major issue in here.
1067
01:14:19,982 --> 01:14:21,149
What's with the Iight?
You gotta stop the Iight.
1068
01:14:21,150 --> 01:14:23,151
What's going on? Turn it off.
You gotta teII him to shut it off.
1069
01:14:23,152 --> 01:14:24,418
-Shut it off.
-Sam, are you in there?
1070
01:14:24,419 --> 01:14:25,586
How come the door's Iocked?
1071
01:14:25,587 --> 01:14:28,587
You know the ruIes.
No doors Iocked in my house!
1072
01:14:29,324 --> 01:14:30,625
You know he'II start counting
1073
01:14:30,626 --> 01:14:32,126
-if you don't open the door!
-one more chance. Five...
1074
01:14:32,127 --> 01:14:33,227
oh, dear.
1075
01:14:33,228 --> 01:14:35,096
-Four. It's coming off the hinges, paI.
-He's counting!
1076
01:14:35,097 --> 01:14:36,564
-Sam, just open the door.
-Three.
1077
01:14:36,565 --> 01:14:37,632
-oh, my.
-Two.
1078
01:14:37,633 --> 01:14:40,201
-He's counting.
-Stand back.
1079
01:14:40,202 --> 01:14:43,202
-What's up? What's with the bat?
-Who were you taIking to?
1080
01:14:43,972 --> 01:14:46,972
-I'm taIking to you.
-Why are you so sweaty and fiIthy?
1081
01:14:47,075 --> 01:14:48,776
I'm a chiId. You know, I'm a teenager.
1082
01:14:48,777 --> 01:14:51,112
We heard voices and noises
and we thought maybe you were...
1083
01:14:51,113 --> 01:14:53,080
It doesn't matter what we thought.
What was that Iight?
1084
01:14:53,081 --> 01:14:54,982
No, what Iight? What?
There's no Iight, Dad! There's no Iight!
1085
01:14:54,983 --> 01:14:56,584
You got two Iights in your hand!
That's what it is.
1086
01:14:56,585 --> 01:14:57,952
-Maybe it bounced...
-There was Iight under the door.
1087
01:14:57,953 --> 01:15:00,087
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce
into my room Iike that.
1088
01:15:00,088 --> 01:15:01,589
You got to knock.
You got to communicate.
1089
01:15:01,590 --> 01:15:02,690
-We knocked for five minutes.
-I'm a teenager.
1090
01:15:02,691 --> 01:15:04,158
-We knocked.
-You didn't knock.
1091
01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:05,726
-You were screaming at me, okay?
-No.
1092
01:15:05,727 --> 01:15:07,261
This is repression,
what you're doing here.
1093
01:15:07,262 --> 01:15:09,730
-You're ruining my youth, okay?
-oh, for Pete's sakes!
1094
01:15:09,731 --> 01:15:12,731
You are so defensive!
Were you masturbating?
1095
01:15:16,071 --> 01:15:17,238
-Judy.
-Was I...
1096
01:15:17,239 --> 01:15:18,306
-No, Mom.
-Zip it, okay?
1097
01:15:18,307 --> 01:15:19,740
-It's okay.
-No, I don't masturbate!
1098
01:15:19,741 --> 01:15:20,875
That's not something for you
to bring up.
1099
01:15:20,876 --> 01:15:22,510
-That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
-Father-son thing.
1100
01:15:22,511 --> 01:15:25,446
I mean, you don't have to caII it that
word if that makes you uncomfortabIe.
1101
01:15:25,447 --> 01:15:28,447
You can caII it Sam's happy time or...
1102
01:15:29,184 --> 01:15:31,285
-Happy time?
-...my speciaI aIone time...
1103
01:15:31,286 --> 01:15:32,353
-Stop.
-Mom.
1104
01:15:32,354 --> 01:15:33,454
-Judy, stop.
-...with myseIf.
1105
01:15:33,455 --> 01:15:34,589
-Mom, you can't come in and...
-I'm sorry.
1106
01:15:34,590 --> 01:15:36,991
It's just been a weird night.
I've had a IittIe bit to drink.
1107
01:15:36,992 --> 01:15:39,126
-No, no, Dad.
-Yeah, weII, we saw a Iight.
1108
01:15:39,127 --> 01:15:41,796
oh, parents.
1109
01:15:41,797 --> 01:15:44,797
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
1110
01:15:45,734 --> 01:15:48,734
Earthquake! It's another one! Another
earthquake! Get in the doorway!
1111
01:15:49,404 --> 01:15:51,672
-okay!
-Aftershock! Aftershock!
1112
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:52,139
-okay!
-Aftershock! Aftershock!
1113
01:15:52,140 --> 01:15:53,241
oh, I hate these.
1114
01:15:53,242 --> 01:15:54,609
-Got to ride it out. Ride it out!
-Quick, hide.
1115
01:15:54,610 --> 01:15:55,743
-Hey, the Iights are back on.
-Hide? What?
1116
01:15:55,744 --> 01:15:57,378
-Where?
-Come on, get out of that tub.
1117
01:15:57,379 --> 01:15:58,813
Can't you take safety seriousIy?
1118
01:15:58,814 --> 01:16:01,814
-Good Lord, this fIoor is fiIthy, Sam.
-oh, oh, man! Man. oh.
1119
01:16:02,184 --> 01:16:05,184
oh, no! Look at the yard.
The yard is destroyed.
1120
01:16:10,192 --> 01:16:13,192
Judy? Better caII the city.
We got a bIown transformer!
1121
01:16:13,795 --> 01:16:16,397
Power poIe's sparking aII over
the pIace!
1122
01:16:16,398 --> 01:16:18,733
oh, man. Yard's a waste.
1123
01:16:18,734 --> 01:16:20,735
Trashed. Gone.
1124
01:16:20,736 --> 01:16:22,303
-It's a wash. The whoIe yard.
-You're kidding.
1125
01:16:22,304 --> 01:16:24,438
The parents are very irritating.
1126
01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:26,240
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Can I take them out?
1127
01:16:26,241 --> 01:16:29,076
Ironhide, you know
we don't harm humans.
1128
01:16:29,077 --> 01:16:30,378
What is with you?
1129
01:16:30,379 --> 01:16:33,379
WeII, I'm just saying we couId.
It's an option.
1130
01:16:33,815 --> 01:16:35,583
We heard you taIking
to somebody, Sam.
1131
01:16:35,584 --> 01:16:38,085
-We wanna know who.
-Mom, I toId...
1132
01:16:38,086 --> 01:16:40,655
Hi. I'm MikaeIa.
1133
01:16:40,656 --> 01:16:43,656
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
1134
01:16:44,393 --> 01:16:47,228
Gosh, you're gorgeous.
Isn't that the prettiest girI?
1135
01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:50,197
-She can hear you taIking, Mom.
-Thank you.
1136
01:16:50,198 --> 01:16:53,198
oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to
hear our IittIe famiIy discussion about...
1137
01:16:53,368 --> 01:16:54,969
-Sorry that we're bugging you.
-Do you have my backpack?
1138
01:16:54,970 --> 01:16:56,404
-Come on, hon. Let's go.
-oh, it's in the kitchen.
1139
01:17:13,488 --> 01:17:16,488
oh, yes. okay. okay.
1140
01:17:16,925 --> 01:17:19,026
-Yeah.
-Your mom's so nice.
1141
01:17:19,027 --> 01:17:20,094
I want you to distract my parents
1142
01:17:20,095 --> 01:17:23,095
whiIe I sIip out and get these gIasses
to them, okay?
1143
01:17:28,337 --> 01:17:31,005
-RonaId Wickity?
-It's Witwicky. Who are you?
1144
01:17:31,006 --> 01:17:33,140
We're the government. Sector Seven.
1145
01:17:33,141 --> 01:17:35,376
-Never heard of it.
-Never wiII.
1146
01:17:35,377 --> 01:17:38,012
Your son's the great-grandson
of Captain ArchibaId Wickity, is he not?
1147
01:17:38,013 --> 01:17:39,246
It's Witwicky.
1148
01:17:39,247 --> 01:17:42,247
May I enter the premises, sir?
1149
01:17:42,584 --> 01:17:45,584
Ron, there's guys aII over the front yard.
1150
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:46,687
What the heck is going on here?
1151
01:17:46,688 --> 01:17:48,923
Your son fiIed a stoIen car report
Iast night.
1152
01:17:48,924 --> 01:17:51,292
We think it's invoIved in
a nationaI security matter.
1153
01:17:51,293 --> 01:17:52,827
-They're ripping up my rose bushes!
-NationaI security?
1154
01:17:52,828 --> 01:17:53,995
That's right. NationaI security.
1155
01:17:53,996 --> 01:17:55,696
My God, Ron, they're everywhere.
1156
01:17:55,697 --> 01:17:58,165
There's guys in suits aII around
the house! Look at this!
1157
01:17:58,166 --> 01:18:00,067
CouId you stay off the grass?
1158
01:18:00,068 --> 01:18:01,602
Get me a sampIe
and some isotope readings.
1159
01:18:01,603 --> 01:18:03,337
They're puIIing bushes out
of the ground!
1160
01:18:03,338 --> 01:18:06,338
Good Lord! They've got to get
their hands off my bush!
1161
01:18:06,675 --> 01:18:08,242
-Drop the bat, ma'am.
-Hey, hey, hey, that's my...
1162
01:18:08,243 --> 01:18:09,677
I'm carrying a Ioaded weapon.
1163
01:18:09,678 --> 01:18:11,112
But you'd better get those guys
out of my garden
1164
01:18:11,113 --> 01:18:13,381
or I am gonna beat the crap out of them!
1165
01:18:13,382 --> 01:18:16,382
Are you experiencing any fIu-Iike
symptoms? Aching joints? Fever?
1166
01:18:16,518 --> 01:18:18,686
-No!
-What is this?
1167
01:18:18,687 --> 01:18:21,522
How you doing, son?
Is your name Sam?
1168
01:18:21,523 --> 01:18:23,090
-Yeah.
-WeII, I need you to come with us.
1169
01:18:23,091 --> 01:18:24,425
Whoa, way out of Iine.
1170
01:18:24,426 --> 01:18:27,426
Sir, I am asking poIiteIy. Back off.
1171
01:18:28,563 --> 01:18:30,564
-You're not taking my son.
-ReaIIy?
1172
01:18:30,565 --> 01:18:31,732
You gonna try to get rough with us?
1173
01:18:31,733 --> 01:18:33,034
No, but I'm gonna caII the cops
1174
01:18:33,035 --> 01:18:35,336
because there's something fishy
going on around here.
1175
01:18:35,337 --> 01:18:38,139
Yeah. There's something a IittIe fishy
about you, your son,
1176
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:41,140
your IittIe Taco BeII dog and this
whoIe operation you got going on here.
1177
01:18:42,210 --> 01:18:44,545
-What operation?
-That is what we are gonna find out.
1178
01:18:44,546 --> 01:18:47,546
I think direct contact.
1179
01:18:52,554 --> 01:18:55,189
-Son?
-Yeah.
1180
01:18:55,190 --> 01:18:58,190
-Step forward, pIease.
-Just stand?
1181
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:06,865
Fourteen rads.
1182
01:19:06,935 --> 01:19:09,136
Bingo! Tag them and bag them!
1183
01:19:09,137 --> 01:19:11,138
If you hurt my dog, I'II kick your ass!
1184
01:19:11,139 --> 01:19:12,940
Get me a sampIe on
that vegetation ASAP!
1185
01:19:12,941 --> 01:19:14,575
Sam! Do not say anything, Sam!
1186
01:19:14,576 --> 01:19:17,576
-Yeah.
-Not a word untiI we get a Iawyer!
1187
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:23,317
So,
1188
01:19:23,318 --> 01:19:26,318
LadiesMan21 7.
1189
01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:29,888
That is your eBay username, right?
1190
01:19:30,425 --> 01:19:32,860
Yeah, but, you know,
it was a typo and I ran with it.
1191
01:19:32,861 --> 01:19:33,928
What do you make of this?
1192
01:19:33,929 --> 01:19:36,597
My name ts Sam Witwtcky, okay?
And my'''
1193
01:19:36,598 --> 01:19:37,832
Is that you?
1194
01:19:37,833 --> 01:19:40,134
Yeah, that sounds Iike LadiesMan.
1195
01:19:40,135 --> 01:19:43,135
Last night at the station, you toId
the officer your car transformed.
1196
01:19:46,308 --> 01:19:48,742
-EnIighten me.
-WeII, here's what I said, okay?
1197
01:19:48,743 --> 01:19:51,743
'Cause this is a totaI misunderstanding
that my car had been stoIen...
1198
01:19:53,315 --> 01:19:55,549
-ReaIIy?
-...from me, from my home,
1199
01:19:55,550 --> 01:19:58,550
but it's fine now because it's back!
It came back!
1200
01:19:58,620 --> 01:20:00,454
-WeII, not by itseIf.
-WeII, no.
1201
01:20:00,455 --> 01:20:03,455
Because cars don't do that
because that wouId be crazy.
1202
01:20:07,028 --> 01:20:08,729
That's funny. That is so funny.
1203
01:20:08,730 --> 01:20:11,730
So what do you kids know
about aIiens, huh?
1204
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:15,269
oh, you mean, Iike a Martian?
Like what, E' T'? No.
1205
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:16,871
-It's an urban Iegend.
-Yeah.
1206
01:20:16,872 --> 01:20:18,105
You see this?
1207
01:20:18,106 --> 01:20:20,808
This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want
and-get-away-with-it badge.
1208
01:20:20,809 --> 01:20:23,677
-Right.
-I'm gonna Iock you up forever.
1209
01:20:23,678 --> 01:20:25,012
oh, God. You know what?
Don't Iisten to him.
1210
01:20:25,013 --> 01:20:27,515
He's just pissy 'cause he's got to
get back to guarding the maII.
1211
01:20:27,516 --> 01:20:30,516
You, in the training bra, do not test me.
1212
01:20:30,685 --> 01:20:32,887
EspeciaIIy with your daddy's paroIe
coming up.
1213
01:20:32,888 --> 01:20:34,388
What? ParoIe?
1214
01:20:34,389 --> 01:20:37,389
-It's nothing.
-oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?
1215
01:20:37,826 --> 01:20:39,927
You know those cars my dad
used to teach me to fix?
1216
01:20:39,928 --> 01:20:41,762
WeII, they... They weren't aIways his.
1217
01:20:41,763 --> 01:20:42,963
You stoIe cars?
1218
01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:44,765
WeII, we couIdn't aIways afford
a babysitter,
1219
01:20:44,766 --> 01:20:46,667
so sometimes he had to take me aIong.
1220
01:20:46,668 --> 01:20:49,069
She's got her own juvie record
to prove it!
1221
01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:52,070
She's a criminaI. CriminaIs are hot.
1222
01:20:52,841 --> 01:20:55,841
That'd be a reaI shame if he had to rot
in jaiI the rest of his naturaI Iife.
1223
01:20:57,579 --> 01:21:00,579
It is time to taIk!
1224
01:21:06,621 --> 01:21:09,621
Big! It's big!
1225
01:21:12,794 --> 01:21:15,196
Go, go, go, go!
1226
01:21:15,197 --> 01:21:17,932
-I can't see it! I can't see it!
-Shift your weight towards the front!
1227
01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:20,933
AII right! AII right!
1228
01:21:33,949 --> 01:21:36,350
You A-hoIes are in troubIe now.
1229
01:21:36,351 --> 01:21:39,351
GentIemen, I want to introduce you
to my friend, optimus Prime.
1230
01:21:45,126 --> 01:21:48,126
Taking the chiIdren was a bad move.
1231
01:21:48,997 --> 01:21:51,997
Autobots, reIieve them of their weapons.
1232
01:21:56,004 --> 01:21:58,372
Freeze!
1233
01:21:58,373 --> 01:21:59,873
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Give me those!
1234
01:21:59,874 --> 01:22:02,376
Whoa!
1235
01:22:02,377 --> 01:22:05,377
Whoa!
1236
01:22:14,222 --> 01:22:15,856
Hi, there.
1237
01:22:15,857 --> 01:22:18,857
You don't seem afraid.
Are you not surprised to see us?
1238
01:22:21,296 --> 01:22:24,296
Look, there are
S-Seven protocoIs, okay?
1239
01:22:26,835 --> 01:22:28,235
I'm not authorized
to communicate with you
1240
01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:30,571
except to teII you
I can't communicate with you.
1241
01:22:30,572 --> 01:22:33,572
-Get out of the car.
-AII right.
1242
01:22:33,808 --> 01:22:35,042
-Me? You want me to get...
-Now!
1243
01:22:35,043 --> 01:22:36,644
AII right, aII right. Get out. Hey.
1244
01:22:36,645 --> 01:22:39,645
AII right, I'm... I'm getting out.
I'm getting out. You see?
1245
01:22:40,115 --> 01:22:43,115
Very nifty how you put us down
without reaIIy kiIIing us.
1246
01:22:43,718 --> 01:22:45,352
You're good with handcuffs, too,
now, huh?
1247
01:22:45,353 --> 01:22:46,453
How you doing?
1248
01:22:46,454 --> 01:22:48,289
-You weren't supposed to hear aII that.
-How's it going, huh?
1249
01:22:48,290 --> 01:22:50,557
-Yeah.
-This is reaI.
1250
01:22:50,558 --> 01:22:53,558
Now, Iisten. If I choose to engage
with him, mum is the word, aII right?
1251
01:22:53,828 --> 01:22:56,828
Sam, I have a record
because I wouIdn't turn my dad in.
1252
01:22:58,199 --> 01:23:01,199
When have you had to sacrifice
anything in your perfect IittIe Iife?
1253
01:23:03,938 --> 01:23:05,706
Big guys. Big guys with big guns, huh?
1254
01:23:05,707 --> 01:23:08,676
What is Sector Seven? Answer me.
1255
01:23:08,677 --> 01:23:11,278
I'm the one who asks questions
around here. Not you, young man!
1256
01:23:11,279 --> 01:23:13,614
-How'd you know about the aIiens?
-Where did you take my parents?
1257
01:23:13,615 --> 01:23:15,716
-I am not at Iiberty to discuss it.
-No?
1258
01:23:15,717 --> 01:23:17,685
Hey. You touch me,
that's a federaI offense.
1259
01:23:17,686 --> 01:23:19,520
Do-whatever-you-want
and-get-away-with-it badge, right?
1260
01:23:19,521 --> 01:23:22,456
Yeah. Brave now aII of a sudden, with
his big aIien friend standing over there.
1261
01:23:22,457 --> 01:23:25,457
-Where is Sector Seven?
-WouIdn't you Iike to know?
1262
01:23:30,932 --> 01:23:31,999
Hey!
1263
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:35,000
BumbIebee, stop Iubricating the man.
1264
01:23:35,036 --> 01:23:37,304
Get that thing to stop, huh?
1265
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:41,440
-AII right, tough guy, take it off.
-What are you taIking about?
1266
01:23:41,843 --> 01:23:44,843
-Your cIothes, aII of it, off.
-For what?
1267
01:23:45,780 --> 01:23:48,780
For threatening my dad.
1268
01:23:50,685 --> 01:23:53,685
LittIe Iady, this is the beginning
of the end of your Iife.
1269
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,694
You're a criminaI.
1270
01:24:00,695 --> 01:24:03,695
Let's face facts. It's in your gene pooI.
1271
01:24:04,966 --> 01:24:07,901
Those are nice.
Now get behind the poIe.
1272
01:24:07,902 --> 01:24:09,002
AII right.
1273
01:24:09,003 --> 01:24:12,003
This is such a feIony, what you're doing.
1274
01:24:13,141 --> 01:24:15,175
-I wiII hunt you down, okay?
-He'II hunt you down.
1275
01:24:15,176 --> 01:24:17,444
-Without any remorse!
-No remorse.
1276
01:24:17,445 --> 01:24:18,812
-Enjoy.
-okay?
1277
01:24:18,813 --> 01:24:21,813
-We have got to aIert everyone.
-They aIready know. Speaker.
1278
01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:32,791
optimus! Incoming!
1279
01:24:39,434 --> 01:24:42,434
RoII out.
1280
01:24:47,575 --> 01:24:50,575
Okay, I'm ptcktng up rad readtngs
under that brtdge rtght down there'
1281
01:24:53,782 --> 01:24:56,782
Okay, I'm getttng really good rad
readtngs' Forty-two and htgher'
1282
01:24:57,285 --> 01:25:00,285
Up you get.
1283
01:25:03,324 --> 01:25:06,324
Okay, we're dropptng tn'
1284
01:25:09,330 --> 01:25:12,032
Really strong readtngs rtght down
below us' There he ts'
1285
01:25:12,033 --> 01:25:15,033
Shtp one and two, come on tn'
1286
01:25:15,270 --> 01:25:18,005
That's it, rtght there'
Mark htm, mark htm'
1287
01:25:18,006 --> 01:25:21,006
Okay, there he ts' 11:30' 11:30'
Rtght off the nose'
1288
01:25:21,810 --> 01:25:24,810
I got it' 12:00'
1289
01:25:27,449 --> 01:25:30,449
Okay, I'm tracktng htm' I've got htm'
1290
01:25:31,853 --> 01:25:34,853
Got htm gotng down the street'
1291
01:25:37,659 --> 01:25:40,659
Okay' Where'd he go, guys? I lost htm'
Got no IR stgnature' Where'd he go?
1292
01:25:42,564 --> 01:25:45,299
Okay, I lost htm' I lost htm'
1293
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:48,300
Okay, we're comtng around'
1294
01:26:09,991 --> 01:26:12,991
Easy, you two.
1295
01:26:20,902 --> 01:26:23,902
No! No! No, Sam! Sam, don't drop me!
1296
01:26:24,806 --> 01:26:27,806
Sam, don't! Sam, don't! I'm sIipping!
I'm sIipping!
1297
01:26:29,043 --> 01:26:32,043
-HoId on!
-No!
1298
01:26:34,816 --> 01:26:37,816
Sam!
1299
01:26:41,656 --> 01:26:44,656
All rtght, we've got htm ptnned'
We've got htm ptnned tn the river'
1300
01:26:44,893 --> 01:26:46,260
I'm tn for the shot'
1301
01:26:46,261 --> 01:26:48,896
Stop! Stop!
1302
01:26:48,897 --> 01:26:51,897
Wait! No!
1303
01:26:54,068 --> 01:26:57,068
-Take the shot, get htm'
-Take the shot'
1304
01:26:57,238 --> 01:27:00,238
No!
1305
01:27:14,522 --> 01:27:17,224
No! Stop!
1306
01:27:17,225 --> 01:27:19,126
Stop!
1307
01:27:19,127 --> 01:27:22,127
Get down on the ground! Get down!
Get down!
1308
01:27:23,565 --> 01:27:26,565
What? okay.
1309
01:27:26,768 --> 01:27:29,536
Look, he's not fighting back!
1310
01:27:29,537 --> 01:27:32,537
Freeze it! Freeze it! Freeze it!
1311
01:27:38,112 --> 01:27:41,112
Stop hurting him!
1312
01:27:49,090 --> 01:27:51,525
Don't Iet him move!
1313
01:27:51,526 --> 01:27:54,526
I got him here!
1314
01:28:16,284 --> 01:28:19,284
No!
1315
01:28:21,356 --> 01:28:24,356
Happy to see me again?
1316
01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:27,659
Put him in a car
with his IittIe criminaI friend.
1317
01:28:33,267 --> 01:28:36,267
I want that thing frozen
and ready for transport!
1318
01:28:44,512 --> 01:28:47,512
Hang back. Let me check it out.
1319
01:28:49,617 --> 01:28:52,617
optimus,
1320
01:28:53,354 --> 01:28:55,922
are we just gonna stand here
and do nothing?
1321
01:28:55,923 --> 01:28:58,923
There's no way to free BumbIebee
without harming the humans.
1322
01:28:59,727 --> 01:29:02,727
-But it's not right. He...
-Let them Ieave.
1323
01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:17,010
The Chinese and the Russians
are nearing our area of operations
1324
01:29:17,011 --> 01:29:18,245
in the western Pacific.
1325
01:29:18,246 --> 01:29:20,547
We feeI Iike this couId get
out of hand reaI fast.
1326
01:29:20,548 --> 01:29:23,548
But the next coupIe of hours
may just define his presidency.
1327
01:29:27,655 --> 01:29:30,624
US and Chinese task forces
approaching 100 nauticaI miIes
1328
01:29:30,625 --> 01:29:32,059
of cruise missiIe range.
1329
01:29:32,060 --> 01:29:35,060
TeII the strike group commander that
he's not to engage unIess fired on first.
1330
01:29:35,697 --> 01:29:38,697
-Yes, sir!
-Mr. Secretary?
1331
01:29:40,068 --> 01:29:43,068
Tom Banachek. I'm with Sector Seven,
Advanced Research Division.
1332
01:29:45,239 --> 01:29:48,239
Never heard of it. I'm a IittIe busy, Tom.
I think you can see that.
1333
01:29:51,579 --> 01:29:54,579
-What's going on here?
-I don't know.
1334
01:29:57,719 --> 01:30:00,487
Sit rep! TaIk to me!
1335
01:30:00,488 --> 01:30:02,989
-The whoIe room's gone down, sir.
-I can see that!
1336
01:30:02,990 --> 01:30:04,758
The virus was coded to shut us down.
1337
01:30:04,759 --> 01:30:07,759
-GeneraI?
-I'II take a seat.
1338
01:30:08,229 --> 01:30:09,296
What do you mean, ''shut us down''?
1339
01:30:09,297 --> 01:30:12,297
They used our network to spread out
to the whoIe worId.
1340
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:13,600
The bIackout's gIobaI.
1341
01:30:13,601 --> 01:30:16,536
We have no communications,
sateIIite and Iand Iines are dead.
1342
01:30:16,537 --> 01:30:19,537
You mean to teII me that I cannot pick
up this teIephone and caII my famiIy?
1343
01:30:27,014 --> 01:30:30,014
Mr. Secretary? I'm here under
direct order from the President.
1344
01:30:33,321 --> 01:30:36,321
You reaIIy need to see
what I have in the case.
1345
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,427
You'II have to accept that
there are certain things
1346
01:30:40,428 --> 01:30:42,629
you won't understand right away.
1347
01:30:42,630 --> 01:30:45,630
Sector Seven is a speciaI-access
division of the government
1348
01:30:46,067 --> 01:30:49,067
convened in secret under
President Hoover 80 years ago.
1349
01:30:50,338 --> 01:30:53,338
You may remember NASA JPL
Iost the BeagIe 2 Mars Rover.
1350
01:30:55,543 --> 01:30:58,543
We toId them to report the mission
a compIete faiIure. It wasn't.
1351
01:31:00,281 --> 01:31:03,281
BeagIe 2 transmitted 13 seconds.
1352
01:31:03,284 --> 01:31:06,284
This was cIassified above top secret.
1353
01:31:20,802 --> 01:31:23,537
EDA ended at 170 hours, 48 mtnutes'
1354
01:31:23,538 --> 01:31:26,538
More than just a piIe of Martian rocks.
1355
01:31:27,441 --> 01:31:30,377
This is the image from Mars.
1356
01:31:30,378 --> 01:31:33,246
Here's the image your
SpeciaI ops team was abIe to retrieve
1357
01:31:33,247 --> 01:31:35,782
from the base attack.
1358
01:31:35,783 --> 01:31:38,783
We beIieve they are of
the same exoskeIetaI type,
1359
01:31:39,754 --> 01:31:42,754
and obviousIy not Russian
or North Korean.
1360
01:31:42,924 --> 01:31:45,692
Are we taIking about an invasion?
1361
01:31:45,693 --> 01:31:48,693
We intercepted the message
from your SpeciaI ops team.
1362
01:31:48,896 --> 01:31:51,896
These things can be hurt by
our weapons and now they know it.
1363
01:31:52,333 --> 01:31:54,167
That's why the virus shut us down,
1364
01:31:54,168 --> 01:31:57,168
so we can't coordinate against
their next attack,
1365
01:31:57,572 --> 01:32:00,572
which I wouId bet my ridicuIous
government saIary is coming soon.
1366
01:32:05,947 --> 01:32:08,381
Get word to our fIeet commanders
over the NationaI Guard frequency.
1367
01:32:08,382 --> 01:32:11,382
It's a shortwave radio channeI.
It might be stiII working.
1368
01:32:11,886 --> 01:32:14,886
TeII them to turn their ships around
and come home. ASAP!
1369
01:32:15,323 --> 01:32:18,323
And inform aII commands to prepare
for imminent attack.
1370
01:32:28,502 --> 01:32:31,502
Captain Lennox, we need you and
your team to come with us right now!
1371
01:32:31,873 --> 01:32:34,873
Let's go!
1372
01:32:37,879 --> 01:32:39,746
She's in here.
1373
01:32:39,747 --> 01:32:41,948
What's going on?
1374
01:32:41,949 --> 01:32:44,217
You're coming with me.
1375
01:32:44,218 --> 01:32:47,218
-You're going to be my advisor.
-Me, too?
1376
01:32:47,922 --> 01:32:50,023
Who's this?
1377
01:32:50,024 --> 01:32:53,024
-He's my advisor.
-He comes, too.
1378
01:33:04,405 --> 01:33:07,405
-So...
-What'd they get you for?
1379
01:33:07,975 --> 01:33:10,975
I bought a car.
Turned out to be an aIien robot.
1380
01:33:12,346 --> 01:33:13,980
Wow.
1381
01:33:13,981 --> 01:33:16,981
Who knew?
1382
01:33:31,899 --> 01:33:34,899
Make a hoIe! Watch your back!
1383
01:33:44,612 --> 01:33:47,612
PIease, Iet this work.
1384
01:33:48,749 --> 01:33:51,618
Fire it up, optimus.
1385
01:33:51,619 --> 01:33:53,219
The code.
1386
01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:56,220
The code on these gIasses indicates
the AII Spark is 230 miIes from here.
1387
01:34:00,428 --> 01:34:03,428
I sense the Decepticons
are getting ready to mobiIize.
1388
01:34:05,399 --> 01:34:07,267
They must know it's here, as weII.
1389
01:34:07,268 --> 01:34:08,702
What about BumbIebee?
1390
01:34:08,703 --> 01:34:11,703
We can't just Ieave him to die
and become some human experiment!
1391
01:34:12,873 --> 01:34:15,873
He'II die in vain
if we don't accompIish our mission.
1392
01:34:16,978 --> 01:34:19,978
BumbIebee is a brave soIdier.
This is what he wouId want.
1393
01:34:21,315 --> 01:34:24,315
Why are we fighting to save
the humans?
1394
01:34:25,653 --> 01:34:28,653
They're a prtmitive and vtolent race'
1395
01:34:31,359 --> 01:34:34,260
Were we so different?
1396
01:34:34,261 --> 01:34:37,261
They're a young spectes'
They have much to learn'
1397
01:34:38,733 --> 01:34:41,634
But I've seen goodness tn them'
1398
01:34:41,635 --> 01:34:44,635
Freedom ts the rtght of
all senttent betngs'
1399
01:34:45,906 --> 01:34:48,906
You all know there's only one way
to end thts war'
1400
01:34:50,244 --> 01:34:53,244
We must destroy the cube'
1401
01:34:53,748 --> 01:34:56,748
If aII eIse faiIs, I wiII unite it
with the spark in my chest.
1402
01:34:58,419 --> 01:34:59,853
That's suicide.
1403
01:34:59,854 --> 01:35:02,854
The Cube is raw power.
It couId destroy you both.
1404
01:35:03,758 --> 01:35:06,758
A necessary sacrifice to bring peace
to this pIanet.
1405
01:35:08,329 --> 01:35:11,329
We cannot Iet the humans pay
for our mistakes.
1406
01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:15,902
It's been an honor serving with you aII.
1407
01:35:15,903 --> 01:35:18,903
-Autobots, roII out!
-We roIIing!
1408
01:35:31,752 --> 01:35:34,752
Team attention! Present arms!
1409
01:35:35,589 --> 01:35:38,589
At ease. Captain, Sergeant.
Got your inteI. ExceIIent work.
1410
01:35:39,927 --> 01:35:41,728
Thank you, sir.
What about the gunships?
1411
01:35:41,729 --> 01:35:43,963
They're being retrofitted
with sabot rounds now.
1412
01:35:43,964 --> 01:35:45,331
If they hit us again,
we'II be ready for them.
1413
01:35:45,332 --> 01:35:48,332
But it won't do us much good if we can't
get worId communications back up.
1414
01:35:49,937 --> 01:35:52,238
Hey, kid.
1415
01:35:52,239 --> 01:35:55,239
I think we got off to a bad start, huh?
1416
01:35:55,443 --> 01:35:56,643
You must be hungry?
1417
01:35:56,644 --> 01:35:58,745
You want a Iatte? HoHo?
DoubIe venti macchiato?
1418
01:35:58,746 --> 01:36:00,480
Where's my car?
1419
01:36:00,481 --> 01:36:03,481
Son, I need you to Iisten to me
very carefuIIy.
1420
01:36:04,552 --> 01:36:06,619
PeopIe can die here.
1421
01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:09,422
We need to know everything you know.
We need to know it now.
1422
01:36:09,423 --> 01:36:10,723
okay.
1423
01:36:10,724 --> 01:36:13,724
But first, I'II take my car, my parents.
Maybe you shouId write that down.
1424
01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:17,562
oh, and her juvie record.
That's got to be gone. Like, forever.
1425
01:36:20,901 --> 01:36:23,901
Come with me.
We'II taIk about your car.
1426
01:36:23,971 --> 01:36:26,739
Thank you.
1427
01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:29,740
The man's an extortionist.
1428
01:36:30,211 --> 01:36:31,644
AII right, here's the situation.
1429
01:36:31,645 --> 01:36:34,147
You've aII had direct contact
with the NBEs.
1430
01:36:34,148 --> 01:36:35,348
NBEs?
1431
01:36:35,349 --> 01:36:38,349
Non-BioIogicaI ExtraterrestriaIs.
Try and keep up with the acronyms.
1432
01:36:39,053 --> 01:36:42,053
What you're about to see
is totaIIy cIassified.
1433
01:36:51,866 --> 01:36:52,432
Dear God. What is this?
1434
01:36:52,433 --> 01:36:55,268
Dear God. What is this?
1435
01:36:55,269 --> 01:36:58,269
We think when he made his approach
over the north poIe,
1436
01:36:58,639 --> 01:37:01,639
our gravitationaI fieId screwed up
his teIemetry.
1437
01:37:02,176 --> 01:37:05,176
He crashed in the ice,
probabIy a few thousand years ago.
1438
01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:09,280
We shipped him here to this faciIity
in 1934.
1439
01:37:09,650 --> 01:37:12,152
We caII him NBE one.
1440
01:37:12,153 --> 01:37:14,621
WeII, sir, I don't mean to correct you
on everything you think you know,
1441
01:37:14,622 --> 01:37:17,622
but, I mean, that's Megatron.
1442
01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:20,226
He's the Ieader of the Decepticons.
1443
01:37:20,227 --> 01:37:23,227
He's been in cryostasis since 1935.
1444
01:37:23,664 --> 01:37:26,664
Your great-great-grandfather made
one of the greatest discoveries
1445
01:37:27,234 --> 01:37:28,768
in the history of mankind.
1446
01:37:28,769 --> 01:37:31,769
Fact is, you're Iooking at
the source of the modern age,
1447
01:37:31,805 --> 01:37:34,805
the microchip, Iasers, spacefIight, cars,
aII reverse-engineered by studying him.
1448
01:37:38,746 --> 01:37:41,746
NBE one. That's what we caII it.
1449
01:37:43,117 --> 01:37:45,852
And you didn't think the United States
miIitary might need to know
1450
01:37:45,853 --> 01:37:48,321
that you're keeping a hostiIe aIien robot
frozen in the basement?
1451
01:37:48,322 --> 01:37:51,322
UntiI these events, we had no
credibIe threat to nationaI security.
1452
01:37:52,426 --> 01:37:55,228
WeII, you got one now.
1453
01:37:55,229 --> 01:37:57,730
-So why Earth?
-It's the AII Spark.
1454
01:37:57,731 --> 01:37:59,365
AII Spark? What is that?
1455
01:37:59,366 --> 01:38:02,035
WeII, yeah, they came here Iooking
for some sort of cube-Iooking thing.
1456
01:38:02,036 --> 01:38:05,036
Anyway, Mr. NBE one here, AKA
Megatron, that's what they caII him,
1457
01:38:06,907 --> 01:38:09,442
who's pretty much the harbinger
of death, wants to use the Cube
1458
01:38:09,443 --> 01:38:12,443
to transform human technoIogy
to take over the universe.
1459
01:38:12,646 --> 01:38:14,280
That's their pIan.
1460
01:38:14,281 --> 01:38:17,281
-And you're sure about that?
-Yeah.
1461
01:38:19,019 --> 01:38:22,019
You guys know where it is, don't you?
1462
01:38:22,723 --> 01:38:25,723
FoIIow me.
1463
01:38:27,494 --> 01:38:30,494
You're about to see our crown jeweI.
1464
01:38:38,939 --> 01:38:41,939
Carbon dating puts the Cube here
around 10,000 BC.
1465
01:38:43,410 --> 01:38:46,410
The first Seven didn't find it untiI 1913.
1466
01:38:47,881 --> 01:38:50,881
They knew it was aIien because of
the matching hierogIyphics on the Cube
1467
01:38:51,852 --> 01:38:53,486
as weII as NBE one.
1468
01:38:53,487 --> 01:38:56,155
President Hoover had the dam buiIt
around it.
1469
01:38:56,156 --> 01:38:58,625
Four footbaII fieIds thick of concrete.
1470
01:38:58,626 --> 01:39:01,626
A perfect way to hide its energy
from being detected by anyone
1471
01:39:02,062 --> 01:39:05,062
or any aIien species on the outside.
1472
01:39:44,471 --> 01:39:47,471
Wait, back up. You said
the dam hides the Cube's energy.
1473
01:39:48,909 --> 01:39:51,778
-What kind exactIy?
-Good question.
1474
01:39:55,983 --> 01:39:58,983
PIease step inside.
They have to Iock us in.
1475
01:40:04,758 --> 01:40:06,526
oh, wow.
1476
01:40:06,527 --> 01:40:08,661
What's that? Freddy Krueger done
been up in here or something?
1477
01:40:08,662 --> 01:40:09,996
oh, no, man.
1478
01:40:09,997 --> 01:40:12,997
Freddy Krueger have four bIades, man.
That's onIy three. That's WoIverine!
1479
01:40:14,568 --> 01:40:17,568
-Right? That's WoIverine!
-That's very funny.
1480
01:40:19,039 --> 01:40:22,039
Anybody have any mechanicaI devices?
BIackBerry? Key aIarm? CeII phone?
1481
01:40:22,176 --> 01:40:25,176
I got a phone.
1482
01:40:26,814 --> 01:40:29,515
Nokias are reaI nasty.
1483
01:40:29,516 --> 01:40:32,516
You've got to respect the Japanese.
They know the way of the samurai.
1484
01:40:34,755 --> 01:40:36,989
Nokia's from FinIand.
1485
01:40:36,990 --> 01:40:39,990
Yes, but he's, you know, a IittIe strange.
He's a IittIe strange.
1486
01:40:44,331 --> 01:40:47,331
We're abIe to take the Cube radiation
and funneI it into that box.
1487
01:41:03,584 --> 01:41:06,584
-Mean IittIe sucker, huh?
-That thing is freaky!
1488
01:41:06,987 --> 01:41:09,987
Kind of Iike the itty-bitty
Energizer Bunny from heII, huh?
1489
01:41:21,668 --> 01:41:24,668
He's breaking the box.
1490
01:41:41,522 --> 01:41:42,755
Go! Go! Go!
1491
01:41:42,756 --> 01:41:45,756
Move!
1492
01:41:52,399 --> 01:41:55,399
GentIemen, they know the Cube is here.
1493
01:41:55,803 --> 01:41:57,236
Banachek. What's going on?
1494
01:41:57,237 --> 01:41:59,172
WeII, the NBE one hangar
has Iost power...
1495
01:41:59,173 --> 01:42:00,339
-What?
-'''and the backup generator
1496
01:42:00,340 --> 01:42:03,340
-tsjust not gonna cut it'
-Do you have an arms room?
1497
01:42:08,715 --> 01:42:10,583
Megatron! Megatron! Megatron!
1498
01:42:10,584 --> 01:42:12,084
I'II bring security to the...
1499
01:42:12,085 --> 01:42:14,720
Get everyone to
the NBE one chamber now!
1500
01:42:14,721 --> 01:42:16,422
-The Iights are out!
-Move it! Move it!
1501
01:42:16,423 --> 01:42:17,890
Let's go!
1502
01:42:17,891 --> 01:42:20,891
They're popping our generators!
1503
01:42:31,672 --> 01:42:33,673
Megatron meIting!
1504
01:42:33,674 --> 01:42:36,674
16502' We're lostng pressure'
1505
01:42:36,844 --> 01:42:39,145
Stand by! Set!
1506
01:42:39,146 --> 01:42:41,314
We're lostng pressure!
1507
01:42:41,315 --> 01:42:44,315
The cryogentc system ts fatltng!
We're lostng NBE One!
1508
01:42:49,490 --> 01:42:52,291
Forty miIIimeter sabot rounds
on that tabIe!
1509
01:42:52,292 --> 01:42:55,292
That's good. Get aII the ammo you got.
Everything you can carry. Bring it.
1510
01:43:01,835 --> 01:43:04,570
You got to take me to my car.
You have to take me to my car.
1511
01:43:04,571 --> 01:43:05,705
He's gonna know what to do
with the Cube.
1512
01:43:05,706 --> 01:43:07,740
-Your car? It's confiscated.
-Then unconfiscate it.
1513
01:43:07,741 --> 01:43:09,575
We do not know what wiII happen
if we Iet it near this thing!
1514
01:43:09,576 --> 01:43:10,943
-You don't know.
-Maybe you know, but I don't know.
1515
01:43:10,944 --> 01:43:12,411
You just wanna sit here and wait
and see what happens?
1516
01:43:12,412 --> 01:43:14,514
I have peopIe's Iives at stake here,
young man.
1517
01:43:14,515 --> 01:43:17,515
Take him to his car!
1518
01:43:17,985 --> 01:43:20,953
Drop it.
1519
01:43:20,954 --> 01:43:23,890
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1520
01:43:23,891 --> 01:43:26,392
Drop your weapon, soIdier.
1521
01:43:26,393 --> 01:43:28,227
There's an aIien war going on
and you're gonna shoot me?
1522
01:43:28,228 --> 01:43:29,362
You know, we didn't ask to be here.
1523
01:43:29,363 --> 01:43:31,664
I'm ordering you under S-Seven
executive jurisdiction.
1524
01:43:31,665 --> 01:43:32,932
S-Seven don't exist.
1525
01:43:32,933 --> 01:43:34,800
Right. And we don't take orders
from peopIe that don't exist.
1526
01:43:34,801 --> 01:43:37,801
-I'm gonna count to five. okay.
-WeII, I'm gonna count to three.
1527
01:43:40,674 --> 01:43:42,408
-Simmons?
-Yes, sir?
1528
01:43:42,409 --> 01:43:45,409
I'd do what he says. Losing's reaIIy
not an option for these guys.
1529
01:43:50,984 --> 01:43:53,052
AII right. okay.
1530
01:43:53,053 --> 01:43:56,053
Hey, you want to Iay the fate of the
worId on the kid's Camaro? That's cooI.
1531
01:44:01,128 --> 01:44:03,362
No, no!
1532
01:44:03,363 --> 01:44:06,132
Stop! You got to stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
1533
01:44:06,133 --> 01:44:09,133
No, no, stop, stop, stop!
Let him go! Let him go!
1534
01:44:10,904 --> 01:44:13,904
Are you okay?
1535
01:44:14,174 --> 01:44:17,174
They didn't hurt you, right?
1536
01:44:25,018 --> 01:44:28,018
Listen to me. The Cube is here
and the Decepticons are coming.
1537
01:44:31,224 --> 01:44:33,426
No, no, don't worry about them.
They're okay. Right?
1538
01:44:33,427 --> 01:44:35,761
They're not gonna hurt you.
1539
01:44:35,762 --> 01:44:38,762
Just back up a IittIe bit.
He's friendIy. He's fine.
1540
01:44:39,399 --> 01:44:42,399
okay, come on. Put the guns down.
They're not gonna hurt you.
1541
01:44:42,769 --> 01:44:45,769
Here, come with me.
I'm gonna take you to the AII Spark.
1542
01:45:06,326 --> 01:45:09,326
okay, here we go. He doing something.
He doing something.
1543
01:45:29,950 --> 01:45:32,950
oh, my God.
1544
01:45:36,089 --> 01:45:37,590
Message from Starfleet, captatn'
1545
01:45:37,591 --> 01:45:39,091
Let's get to it'
1546
01:45:39,092 --> 01:45:42,092
He's right. We stay here, we're screwed
with Megatron in the other hangar.
1547
01:45:42,229 --> 01:45:43,729
Mission City is 22 miIes away.
1548
01:45:43,730 --> 01:45:45,131
We're gonna sneak that Cube
out of here
1549
01:45:45,132 --> 01:45:46,632
and we're gonna hide it somewhere
in the city.
1550
01:45:46,633 --> 01:45:47,700
Good! Right.
1551
01:45:47,701 --> 01:45:50,536
But we cannot make a stand
without the Air Force.
1552
01:45:50,537 --> 01:45:52,705
This pIace must have some kind
of radio Iink!
1553
01:45:52,706 --> 01:45:54,674
-Yes. Shortwave, CB.
-Right, yes.
1554
01:45:54,675 --> 01:45:57,376
Sir, you got to figure out some way
to get word out to them. Let's move!
1555
01:45:57,377 --> 01:45:58,911
In the aIien archive, sir!
1556
01:45:58,912 --> 01:46:01,013
-The aIien...
-There's an oId Army radio consoIe.
1557
01:46:01,014 --> 01:46:02,648
-WiII it work?
-Anything's possibIe!
1558
01:46:02,649 --> 01:46:05,184
-Did you see that...
-AII right, Sam, get it in the car!
1559
01:46:05,185 --> 01:46:07,053
Mr. Secretary! Get our birds in the air.
1560
01:46:07,054 --> 01:46:08,788
When we get to the city,
we're gonna find a radio,
1561
01:46:08,789 --> 01:46:10,856
and I'II have Epps vector them in, okay?
1562
01:46:10,857 --> 01:46:12,491
Affirmative!
1563
01:46:12,492 --> 01:46:15,492
Warntng! NBE One
cryo-contatnment fatltng'
1564
01:46:17,330 --> 01:46:19,298
Check that backup system!
1565
01:46:19,299 --> 01:46:22,299
The cryo's faiIing! You got to bump up
the cryo! The cryo's faiIing!
1566
01:46:23,570 --> 01:46:25,171
Come on! Get out of here!
1567
01:46:25,172 --> 01:46:27,707
Heads up! Look out!
1568
01:46:27,708 --> 01:46:30,209
Set a perimeter around
the yeIIow vehicIe!
1569
01:46:30,210 --> 01:46:33,210
-This way, this way, this way!
-Up there! Let's go!
1570
01:46:43,356 --> 01:46:46,356
I am Megatron!
1571
01:47:05,245 --> 01:47:06,746
-The Cube's okay?
-Yeah, it's fine.
1572
01:47:06,747 --> 01:47:07,847
WeII, put the seat beIt on.
1573
01:47:07,848 --> 01:47:10,848
Pour it on him!
1574
01:47:22,763 --> 01:47:24,864
I Iive to serve you, Lord Megatron.
1575
01:47:24,865 --> 01:47:27,366
Where is the Cube?
1576
01:47:27,367 --> 01:47:30,367
The humans have taken it.
1577
01:47:32,806 --> 01:47:35,806
You faiI me yet again, Starscream.
Get them!
1578
01:47:37,110 --> 01:47:39,678
Come on, Mags!
1579
01:47:39,679 --> 01:47:42,679
over here, sir!
1580
01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:45,684
Give me a minute. Give me a minute.
1581
01:47:45,685 --> 01:47:48,685
Come to me, MaxweII, come to me.
PIugged in there.
1582
01:47:50,023 --> 01:47:53,023
-We're hot! We're Iive!
-Where are the mikes?
1583
01:47:54,528 --> 01:47:55,628
Mikes?
1584
01:47:55,629 --> 01:47:56,996
This doesn't work without mikes,
Simmons.
1585
01:47:56,997 --> 01:47:58,664
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1586
01:47:58,665 --> 01:48:00,299
Let's find them.
1587
01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:01,867
Kid, get in the chair!
Just get in the chair, aII right?
1588
01:48:01,868 --> 01:48:04,136
-okay, I'II sit. I'II sit.
-They steaI everything out of this pIace.
1589
01:48:04,137 --> 01:48:07,137
How do we get the signaI out?
How do we caII the Air Force?
1590
01:48:07,307 --> 01:48:08,707
-GIen?
-Huh?
1591
01:48:08,708 --> 01:48:11,708
Can you hotwire this computer to
transmit a tone through the radio?
1592
01:48:12,312 --> 01:48:13,412
What good is that?
1593
01:48:13,413 --> 01:48:15,915
Morse code! You can use this
to transmit it through that!
1594
01:48:15,916 --> 01:48:18,916
okay, I'II do it! Turn it around.
okay, Iet's see.
1595
01:48:19,586 --> 01:48:22,586
Simmons, I need a screwdriver!
1596
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:36,200
There's optimus.
1597
01:48:52,686 --> 01:48:55,686
AImost done.
1598
01:48:55,989 --> 01:48:58,989
What the heII was that?
1599
01:49:00,961 --> 01:49:03,961
Barricade the door!
1600
01:49:05,398 --> 01:49:07,867
-Get something.
-Watch out!
1601
01:49:07,868 --> 01:49:10,868
Six, five, four, six, three.
1602
01:49:14,641 --> 01:49:17,641
Here! Put some rounds in!
1603
01:49:19,880 --> 01:49:22,214
Master search.
1604
01:49:22,215 --> 01:49:24,316
I got it! We're transmitting!
1605
01:49:24,317 --> 01:49:25,551
Send exactIy what I say!
1606
01:49:25,552 --> 01:49:28,552
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
Burn, you IittIe sucker! Burn!
1607
01:49:29,789 --> 01:49:32,789
''This is Defense Secretary KeIIer.
Get me NoRTHCoM commander.''
1608
01:49:33,927 --> 01:49:36,927
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
1609
01:49:37,163 --> 01:49:38,297
What was that?
1610
01:49:38,298 --> 01:49:41,298
Authenticate emergency action.
BIackbird 1 195...
1611
01:49:43,303 --> 01:49:45,704
Sir, I have an authenticated
air strike order from Sec Def.
1612
01:50:10,230 --> 01:50:12,298
-No, no, no, no, no.
-What?
1613
01:50:12,299 --> 01:50:15,299
It's the same cop!
BIock them, bIock them, bIock them.
1614
01:50:36,957 --> 01:50:39,957
oh, my God.
1615
01:51:06,519 --> 01:51:09,519
CooI, Mom!
1616
01:51:33,747 --> 01:51:36,747
This is so not good.
1617
01:51:54,234 --> 01:51:57,234
He's behind the piIIar!
1618
01:52:01,975 --> 01:52:04,975
-Shoot that mother...
-Maggie, cover fire!
1619
01:52:08,214 --> 01:52:11,214
It's the Air Force! They're responding!
1620
01:52:14,421 --> 01:52:17,421
Sucker, burn!
1621
01:52:22,162 --> 01:52:23,829
oh, shit!
1622
01:52:23,830 --> 01:52:26,830
Yes! They're sending F-22s to the city!
1623
01:52:27,067 --> 01:52:30,067
Raptors, let's scramble,
scramble, scramble'
1624
01:52:30,303 --> 01:52:33,303
Strtke and Dark Star roll call'
1625
01:52:34,908 --> 01:52:37,276
Looktng out the rtght stde'
1626
01:52:37,277 --> 01:52:40,277
Push to Ktll Box One Alpha'''
1627
01:52:47,020 --> 01:52:50,020
-Come on, Iet's go! Mount up!
-Move out! Move out! Go! Go!
1628
01:52:50,690 --> 01:52:53,425
Here, I got shortwave radios.
1629
01:52:53,426 --> 01:52:55,727
Wait. What am I supposed to
do with these?
1630
01:52:55,728 --> 01:52:58,430
WeII, use them! It's aII we got!
1631
01:52:58,431 --> 01:53:01,431
This is Iike RadioShack dinosaur radios
or something, man.
1632
01:53:01,534 --> 01:53:04,534
I'm onIy gonna get 20 or 30 miIes
out of these things.
1633
01:53:04,571 --> 01:53:07,571
Are there any aircraft orbiting the city?
1634
01:53:07,874 --> 01:53:09,575
F-22 at 12:00.
1635
01:53:09,576 --> 01:53:12,377
AII right, I want pIanes for air cover
and get BIack Hawks on station
1636
01:53:12,378 --> 01:53:15,378
to extract that Cube. You got it?
1637
01:53:16,749 --> 01:53:19,451
Air Force has arrived! Pop smoke!
1638
01:53:19,452 --> 01:53:22,354
Raptor, Raptor, do you copy?
1639
01:53:22,355 --> 01:53:25,190
We have you vtsual'
1640
01:53:25,191 --> 01:53:26,625
Green smoke ts the mark'
1641
01:53:26,626 --> 01:53:29,626
Provtde atr cover and vector
Black Hawks for extractton'
1642
01:53:34,734 --> 01:53:37,169
It's Starscream!
1643
01:53:37,170 --> 01:53:39,171
PIease teII me you copy.
1644
01:53:39,172 --> 01:53:42,172
Back up! Take cover! BumbIebee!
1645
01:53:45,278 --> 01:53:47,346
No, no, no, no, no! Move!
1646
01:53:47,347 --> 01:53:50,347
-Back up! Back up!
-Retreat! FaII back!
1647
01:53:50,617 --> 01:53:53,617
Incoming!
1648
01:54:16,943 --> 01:54:18,844
Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
1649
01:54:18,845 --> 01:54:21,845
CIear the area!
1650
01:54:26,119 --> 01:54:28,520
oh, my God.
1651
01:54:28,521 --> 01:54:31,521
BumbIebee? No. Your Iegs!
1652
01:54:31,824 --> 01:54:34,726
Your Iegs.
1653
01:54:34,727 --> 01:54:37,727
Here. Here, back, back, back, back!
You aII right?
1654
01:54:39,899 --> 01:54:42,899
PIease get up. BumbIebee? Get up!
1655
01:54:43,903 --> 01:54:46,903
Ratchet!
1656
01:54:46,973 --> 01:54:48,540
-What the heII was that?
-What are you taIking about?
1657
01:54:48,541 --> 01:54:50,576
What do you mean, what am
I taIking about? They shot at us!
1658
01:54:50,577 --> 01:54:53,045
F-22 piIots wouId never fIy
beIow buiIdings.
1659
01:54:53,046 --> 01:54:55,314
That's aIien. That ain't friendIy!
1660
01:54:55,315 --> 01:54:58,315
You got to get up. You're okay.
You're okay.
1661
01:54:59,385 --> 01:55:00,519
Come on!
1662
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:03,520
Army Black Hawk tnbound
to your locatton' Over'
1663
01:55:04,424 --> 01:55:06,658
AIpha 273 degrees, 10 miIes.
1664
01:55:06,659 --> 01:55:09,659
November Victor, 1 .2 cIicks north.
1665
01:55:27,213 --> 01:55:30,213
Move out! Let's go!
1666
01:55:35,088 --> 01:55:38,088
Let's go! Move!
1667
01:55:43,396 --> 01:55:46,396
I'm not gonna Ieave you.
1668
01:56:24,170 --> 01:56:27,170
Come on, Decepticon punk!
1669
01:56:32,512 --> 01:56:35,512
oh, my God!
1670
01:56:46,592 --> 01:56:49,592
Concentrate your fire!
1671
01:56:59,439 --> 01:57:02,439
Come on. Come on.
1672
01:57:03,209 --> 01:57:06,209
Megatron!
1673
01:57:09,615 --> 01:57:12,615
It's Megatron! Retreat! Move! FaII back!
1674
01:57:17,557 --> 01:57:20,557
FaII back!
1675
01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:27,466
Get our guys out of the way!
Get out of here! Go!
1676
01:57:27,467 --> 01:57:29,601
Get them out of the buggy! Move out!
1677
01:57:29,602 --> 01:57:32,602
We need air cover down here now!
1678
01:57:37,877 --> 01:57:40,877
Sam, heIp me with this.
1679
01:57:43,449 --> 01:57:46,449
-That aII you got, Megatron?
-Come here, IittIe cretin.
1680
01:57:47,887 --> 01:57:50,088
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece?
1681
01:57:50,089 --> 01:57:53,089
No! I want two!
1682
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:56,960
What's going on?
1683
01:57:57,163 --> 01:58:00,163
Sir! That tank thing's getting back up.
1684
01:58:00,666 --> 01:58:03,666
oh, these things just don't die.
1685
01:58:06,506 --> 01:58:08,106
oh, we're so dead.
1686
01:58:08,107 --> 01:58:10,742
-Wrap it around the head.
-Sam!
1687
01:58:10,743 --> 01:58:11,843
Where's the Cube?
1688
01:58:11,844 --> 01:58:12,911
-Right there.
-okay.
1689
01:58:12,912 --> 01:58:14,012
And take that and wrap it around
1690
01:58:14,013 --> 01:58:15,080
the base and then put it
around his neck.
1691
01:58:15,081 --> 01:58:18,081
-okay?
-Epps, get those BIack Hawks here!
1692
01:58:19,185 --> 01:58:22,185
That buiIding.
1693
01:58:24,424 --> 01:58:26,324
-okay.
-What?
1694
01:58:26,325 --> 01:58:29,325
AII right, I can't Ieave my guys back
there, so here, take this fIare.
1695
01:58:29,395 --> 01:58:31,763
okay, there's a taII, white buiIding
with statues on top.
1696
01:58:31,764 --> 01:58:34,065
-Go to the roof. Set the fIare.
-No.
1697
01:58:34,066 --> 01:58:36,101
-SignaI the chopper and set the fIare.
-No, no. I can't do this!
1698
01:58:36,102 --> 01:58:39,102
Listen to me! You're a soIdier now!
AII right? I need you to take this Cube.
1699
01:58:40,606 --> 01:58:42,941
Get it into miIitary hands
whiIe we hoId them off,
1700
01:58:42,942 --> 01:58:45,143
or a Iot of peopIe are gonna die.
1701
01:58:45,144 --> 01:58:46,745
-You got to go. You got to go.
-No, I'm not Ieaving.
1702
01:58:46,746 --> 01:58:48,013
-You need to go. Go.
-No, I'm not Ieaving
1703
01:58:48,014 --> 01:58:51,014
tiII I get BumbIebee out of here, okay?
1704
01:58:52,185 --> 01:58:53,351
Army BIack Hawk requested.
1705
01:58:53,352 --> 01:58:55,987
Immediate evac for civiIian boy
with precious cargo.
1706
01:58:55,988 --> 01:58:58,623
Headed to rooftop marked by flare'
1707
01:58:58,624 --> 01:59:01,624
-Sam, we wiII protect you.
-okay.
1708
01:59:03,329 --> 01:59:06,329
-Epps, where are those pIanes?
-Sam!
1709
01:59:10,636 --> 01:59:13,636
No matter what happens,
I'm reaIIy gIad I got in that car with you.
1710
01:59:18,010 --> 01:59:20,745
Sam! Get to the buiIding! Move!
1711
01:59:20,746 --> 01:59:23,746
-Decepticons, attack!
-Hit it!
1712
01:59:26,719 --> 01:59:29,719
-Cover fire!
-Move to cover!
1713
01:59:35,261 --> 01:59:38,261
Watch out!
1714
01:59:42,168 --> 01:59:45,168
-GirI, get that tow truck out of here!
-I'm going! I'm going!
1715
01:59:45,304 --> 01:59:48,304
Get out of here now!
1716
02:00:14,834 --> 02:00:16,101
Megatron!
1717
02:00:16,102 --> 02:00:19,102
Prime.
1718
02:00:43,029 --> 02:00:45,196
Humans don't deserve to Iive.
1719
02:00:45,197 --> 02:00:48,197
They deserve to choose for themseIves.
1720
02:00:48,301 --> 02:00:51,301
Then you wiII die with them!
1721
02:00:56,342 --> 02:00:59,342
Join them in extinction!
1722
02:01:17,964 --> 02:01:20,632
Keep moving, Sam!
1723
02:01:20,633 --> 02:01:23,633
Don't stop!
1724
02:01:38,017 --> 02:01:41,017
No!
1725
02:01:54,233 --> 02:01:57,233
Sam, get to the buiIding!
1726
02:02:04,243 --> 02:02:07,243
Give me that Cube, boy!
1727
02:02:19,025 --> 02:02:22,025
Did that jerk just dent my car?
1728
02:02:42,481 --> 02:02:45,481
You're not gonna get me.
You're not gonna get me!
1729
02:02:51,257 --> 02:02:54,257
I smeII you, boy!
1730
02:03:06,605 --> 02:03:09,605
Maggot!
1731
02:03:26,792 --> 02:03:29,792
oh, no!
1732
02:03:52,952 --> 02:03:55,952
I'II drive! You shoot!
1733
02:04:15,741 --> 02:04:17,142
This isn't going weII!
1734
02:04:17,143 --> 02:04:20,143
Shoot! Shoot!
1735
02:05:04,390 --> 02:05:05,723
Nice shot.
1736
02:05:05,724 --> 02:05:08,724
-That tank is definiteIy dead now.
-AII right, Iet's go! We got business!
1737
02:05:19,672 --> 02:05:22,672
Hey!
1738
02:05:24,210 --> 02:05:27,210
Hey! I'm over here!
1739
02:05:39,992 --> 02:05:42,992
We've got the boy.
1740
02:05:46,298 --> 02:05:48,099
Watch out!
1741
02:05:48,100 --> 02:05:51,100
MissiIe!
1742
02:05:59,778 --> 02:06:02,778
Hang on, Sam!
1743
02:06:09,955 --> 02:06:12,955
No! No!
1744
02:06:16,996 --> 02:06:19,996
Is it fear or courage
that compeIs you, fIeshIing?
1745
02:06:35,581 --> 02:06:38,383
Where do I go?
1746
02:06:38,384 --> 02:06:41,384
Give me the AII Spark
and you may Iive to be my pet.
1747
02:06:43,656 --> 02:06:46,656
oh, no, no, no, no.
1748
02:06:49,461 --> 02:06:52,030
I'm never giving you this AII Spark!
1749
02:06:52,031 --> 02:06:55,031
oh, so unwise.
1750
02:07:06,779 --> 02:07:09,779
I got you, boy.
1751
02:07:10,082 --> 02:07:13,082
HoId on to the Cube!
1752
02:07:31,570 --> 02:07:34,570
-oh, no. oh, no!
-Disgusting.
1753
02:07:39,445 --> 02:07:42,445
Sam?
1754
02:07:44,750 --> 02:07:47,750
You risked your Iife to protect the Cube.
1755
02:07:48,721 --> 02:07:51,556
No sacrifice,
1756
02:07:51,557 --> 02:07:54,557
-no victory.
-If I cannot defeat Megatron,
1757
02:07:54,960 --> 02:07:57,862
you must push the Cube into my chest.
1758
02:07:57,863 --> 02:08:00,863
I wiII sacrifice myseIf to destroy it.
1759
02:08:01,533 --> 02:08:04,533
Get behind me.
1760
02:08:04,703 --> 02:08:07,372
It's you and me, Megatron.
1761
02:08:07,373 --> 02:08:10,373
No, it's just me, Prime.
1762
02:08:12,745 --> 02:08:15,745
At the end of this day,
one shaII stand, one shaII faII.
1763
02:08:23,288 --> 02:08:26,288
You stiII fight for the weak!
That is why you Iose!
1764
02:08:47,279 --> 02:08:49,781
Fighter jets in 60 seconds.
1765
02:08:49,782 --> 02:08:52,350
We got friendIies mixed with bad guys.
Targets wiII be marked.
1766
02:08:52,351 --> 02:08:54,585
Hey.
1767
02:08:54,586 --> 02:08:57,155
Bring the rain. AII right?
1768
02:08:57,156 --> 02:09:00,156
AII right, Iet's kiII these things.
1769
02:09:01,126 --> 02:09:02,794
-Move, move, move!
-Remember, aim Iow.
1770
02:09:02,795 --> 02:09:05,795
Armor's weak under the chest.
1771
02:09:14,873 --> 02:09:16,541
Target marked. StiII waiting.
1772
02:09:16,542 --> 02:09:19,542
Ttme on target, 20 seconds'
1773
02:09:25,517 --> 02:09:28,517
F-22s, we're stiII waiting.
1774
02:09:32,858 --> 02:09:35,858
Move out!
1775
02:09:37,529 --> 02:09:40,529
Incoming!
1776
02:09:47,306 --> 02:09:50,306
Weapons armed' Status green'
1777
02:10:08,060 --> 02:10:11,060
Run! Move!
1778
02:10:17,402 --> 02:10:20,402
Second wave's on approach'
1779
02:10:22,441 --> 02:10:24,142
What ts that? Break off!
1780
02:10:24,143 --> 02:10:27,143
-copy'
-It's either a massive amount of'''
1781
02:10:35,354 --> 02:10:38,354
Two, get a lock! Pop that guy!
1782
02:10:41,593 --> 02:10:44,061
Stay on htm' Keep htm tn your stghts'
1783
02:10:44,062 --> 02:10:47,062
Take him out!
1784
02:10:59,578 --> 02:11:02,578
Two's down!
1785
02:11:10,355 --> 02:11:12,390
I'II kiII you!
1786
02:11:12,391 --> 02:11:15,391
Mine! AII Spark!
1787
02:11:16,128 --> 02:11:19,128
Sam! Put the Cube in my chest! Now!
1788
02:11:19,698 --> 02:11:21,599
Sam!
1789
02:11:21,600 --> 02:11:24,600
No, Sam!
1790
02:11:48,560 --> 02:11:48,626
HoId up.
1791
02:11:48,627 --> 02:11:51,627
HoId up.
1792
02:11:52,898 --> 02:11:55,898
You Ieft me no choice, brother.
1793
02:12:05,477 --> 02:12:08,477
Sam, I owe you my Iife.
1794
02:12:09,481 --> 02:12:12,481
We are in your debt.
1795
02:12:30,736 --> 02:12:33,736
Prime, we couIdn't save him.
1796
02:12:34,006 --> 02:12:37,006
Jazz.
1797
02:12:38,510 --> 02:12:41,510
We Iost a great comrade
1798
02:12:42,047 --> 02:12:44,181
but gained new ones.
1799
02:12:44,182 --> 02:12:46,817
Thank you, aII of you.
1800
02:12:46,818 --> 02:12:49,818
You honor us with your bravery.
1801
02:12:50,222 --> 02:12:52,690
Permission to speak, sir?
1802
02:12:52,691 --> 02:12:55,660
Permission granted, oId friend.
1803
02:12:55,661 --> 02:12:58,062
You speak now?
1804
02:12:58,063 --> 02:13:01,032
I wish to stay with the boy.
1805
02:13:01,033 --> 02:13:04,033
If that is his choice.
1806
02:13:07,806 --> 02:13:10,806
Yes.
1807
02:13:29,494 --> 02:13:32,494
GentIemen, the President has ordered
Sector Seven be terminated
1808
02:13:34,766 --> 02:13:37,766
and the remains of the dead aIiens
disposed of.
1809
02:13:38,437 --> 02:13:41,437
The Laurenttan Abyss ts
seven mtles below sea level,
1810
02:13:41,840 --> 02:13:44,175
deepest place on ourplanet'
1811
02:13:44,176 --> 02:13:47,176
The massive depth and pressure there,
coupled with subfreeztng temperatures,
1812
02:13:47,813 --> 02:13:50,813
would crush and entomb them,
1813
02:13:51,817 --> 02:13:54,817
leavtng no evtdence'
1814
02:14:00,192 --> 02:14:03,192
With the All Spark gone,
we cannot return ltfe to ourplanet'
1815
02:14:06,331 --> 02:14:09,331
And fate has ytelded its reward,
1816
02:14:10,469 --> 02:14:13,469
a new world to call home'
1817
02:14:19,644 --> 02:14:22,644
We live among its people now,
htdtng tn platn stght,
1818
02:14:23,982 --> 02:14:26,982
but watchtng over them tn secret,
1819
02:14:26,985 --> 02:14:29,985
waittng, protecttng'
1820
02:14:30,956 --> 02:14:33,956
I have witnessed
thetr capacity for courage'
1821
02:14:34,593 --> 02:14:37,593
And though we are worlds apart,
1822
02:14:37,696 --> 02:14:40,696
ltke us, there's more to them
than meets the eye'
1823
02:14:44,169 --> 02:14:47,071
I am Opttmus Prtme
1824
02:14:47,072 --> 02:14:50,072
and I send thts message
to any survivtng Autobots
1825
02:14:50,542 --> 02:14:53,542
taktng refuge among the stars'
1826
02:14:54,579 --> 02:14:56,881
We are here'
1827
02:14:56,882 --> 02:14:59,882
We are waittng'
1828
02:15:18,203 --> 02:15:21,203
Can you shed any Iight on the recent,
so-caIIed aIien activity in the area?
1829
02:15:26,244 --> 02:15:29,244
Do you know what? I think that
if there was some sort of an aIien
1830
02:15:32,350 --> 02:15:34,618
-infestation...
-Yeah.
1831
02:15:34,619 --> 02:15:37,154
They, the government,
wouId be the first to Iet you know.
1832
02:15:37,155 --> 02:15:38,989
The government wouId Iet us know.
1833
02:15:38,990 --> 02:15:40,691
-I mean, this is America.
-Yeah.
1834
02:15:40,692 --> 02:15:43,227
You know, that's how we know
we Iive in a free Iand,
1835
02:15:43,228 --> 02:15:44,962
because there's no secrets.
1836
02:15:44,963 --> 02:15:47,963
They'd say, ''Hey! Duck and cover.''
1837
02:15:57,108 --> 02:16:00,108
Your head is kind of a different size
than it is on teIevision.
1838
02:16:02,129 --> 02:16:12,129
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