1
00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,766
POPPER SR. ON RADIO:
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.

2
00:01:01,976 --> 00:01:04,269
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.

3
00:01:05,521 --> 00:01:07,939
Tippytoe, come in. Are you there?

4
00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:10,108
This is Tippytoe. Over.

5
00:01:10,193 --> 00:01:12,444
Did you receive the souvenir package?
Over.

6
00:01:12,528 --> 00:01:16,323
Package received. Over.
Is it snowing there now, Dad?

7
00:01:16,407 --> 00:01:18,825
I wouldn't know, kiddo,
because I'm in Marrakech.

8
00:01:18,993 --> 00:01:20,035
Whoa!

9
00:01:20,119 --> 00:01:22,245
This is the big one, buddy.
A dream come true.

10
00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:24,122
We have been compromised. Over.

11
00:01:24,207 --> 00:01:26,374
Kiss her for me!

12
00:01:26,459 --> 00:01:30,420
This is Mama Bird. Over and out.

13
00:01:30,505 --> 00:01:32,923
You, get to sleep.

14
00:01:33,007 --> 00:01:34,841
Guess where I am now, pal. Romania!

15
00:01:34,926 --> 00:01:36,176
(HISSING)

16
00:01:37,095 --> 00:01:41,264
Papua New Guinea.
Makes the old Guinea look like nothing.

17
00:01:43,684 --> 00:01:49,147
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.

18
00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:52,776
I can reach now.

19
00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:54,820
Wow! How long have I been gone?

20
00:01:54,904 --> 00:01:56,780
Two months and 17 days.

21
00:01:56,864 --> 00:01:59,449
Well, don't worry, because Samoa
is what we've been looking for.

22
00:01:59,534 --> 00:02:01,284
This one is going to be my legacy.

23
00:02:01,369 --> 00:02:03,328
Yeahbsolutely.

24
00:02:18,928 --> 00:02:20,220
(CRACKLING)

25
00:02:20,304 --> 00:02:22,722
(GARBLED) Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe.
Over.

26
00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:28,562
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.

27
00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:31,398
Tippytoe to Bald Eagle. Over.

28
00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,984
Come in. Are you there?

29
00:02:34,068 --> 00:02:37,779
Hey, kiddo. I'm right on the verge
of something big here.

30
00:02:37,864 --> 00:02:40,907
But I'm not going to make it home
for your birthday.

31
00:02:40,992 --> 00:02:41,992
I'm really sorry,

32
00:02:42,076 --> 00:02:44,870
but opportunities like this
are hard to find, Son.

33
00:02:44,954 --> 00:02:46,204
(STATIC)

34
00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:54,254
Opportunities like this
are hard to find, Franklin.

35
00:02:54,714 --> 00:02:57,924
I'm about to bag a rare species
on this little expedition.

36
00:02:58,009 --> 00:03:01,052
Fifteen F.A. R. That's a million absolute.

37
00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:02,470
And a landmark building.

38
00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,764
Don't thank me,
just start building a statue.

39
00:03:05,016 --> 00:03:06,850
-Morning, Pippi.
-Mr. Popper.

40
00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:08,435
Contract.

41
00:03:08,561 --> 00:03:09,603
(SNIFFING)

42
00:03:09,687 --> 00:03:11,479
I love the smell of toner in the morning.

43
00:03:11,564 --> 00:03:12,689
That's the pertinent printout.

44
00:03:12,773 --> 00:03:15,525
And the person we are purchasing
the property from is present.

45
00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,152
Let's do it.

46
00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:19,613
Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins.

47
00:03:20,281 --> 00:03:21,448
And you are?

48
00:03:21,532 --> 00:03:23,909
Pippi Peponopolis.
I'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant.

49
00:03:23,993 --> 00:03:26,620
I process his paperwork
and I procure his periodicals.

50
00:03:26,704 --> 00:03:28,079
She doesn't even know she's doing it.

51
00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,206
-Pardon?
-Nothing.

52
00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:30,498
You can go in.

53
00:03:30,583 --> 00:03:34,502
Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time,

54
00:03:34,587 --> 00:03:37,756
but I've changed my mind.
I'm not going to sell.

55
00:03:38,132 --> 00:03:39,216
POPPER: I understand.

56
00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,593
Second thoughts
are as valid as first thoughts.

57
00:03:41,719 --> 00:03:42,844
They just come later.

58
00:03:42,929 --> 00:03:46,556
It's just that this building is my last holding
and if I sell, then. . .

59
00:03:47,141 --> 00:03:49,226
Then you're free, and that's a scary thing.

60
00:03:50,770 --> 00:03:52,687
Hey, I get it.

61
00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:53,939
Doing any sailing this year?

62
00:03:54,357 --> 00:03:55,565
(SCOFFS)

63
00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:56,858
Who has the time?

64
00:03:56,943 --> 00:03:59,861
Yeah. My father sailed
around the world solo.

65
00:03:59,987 --> 00:04:01,154
-Yeah.
-Lucky man.

66
00:04:01,322 --> 00:04:03,865
Yeah, pulled a Hemingway.
Just him and the sea.

67
00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:06,993
You know,
that's always been a dream of mine.

68
00:04:07,078 --> 00:04:10,205
Oh ! (CHUCKLES) He had some stories.

69
00:04:10,289 --> 00:04:12,457
Like that storm off the Horn of Africa.

70
00:04:12,541 --> 00:04:14,501
-The Horn of Africa?
-Oh, yeah.

71
00:04:15,503 --> 00:04:18,964
The sea was calm, the sailing smooth.
When, out of nowhere. . .

72
00:04:19,048 --> 00:04:20,090
(EXCLAIMS)

73
00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:23,593
Twenty-foot swells,
like a hammer punch to the prow.

74
00:04:23,678 --> 00:04:27,514
Dad was a heck of a sailor,
but he'd never seen waves like this.

75
00:04:27,974 --> 00:04:30,850
(BLOWING) Gale force winds
straight from the Devil's nostrils

76
00:04:30,935 --> 00:04:33,270
whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.

77
00:04:33,354 --> 00:04:35,313
The salt spray in his face
felt like a thousand needles.

78
00:04:35,606 --> 00:04:38,608
And suddenly, the wind ripped
the mainsail off the mast.

79
00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:40,986
He was doomed.

80
00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:42,487
What did he do?

81
00:04:42,655 --> 00:04:44,155
-What did he do?
-Yes.

82
00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:45,573
He spun the wheel.

83
00:04:45,658 --> 00:04:48,535
Hoisted the jib,
threaded the needle backwards.

84
00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,996
And when he came out the other side. . .
Oh, my God !

85
00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,872
Oh, my God !

86
00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,835
-What?
-lt can't be. But it is.

87
00:04:56,919 --> 00:04:58,253
What is it?

88
00:04:58,337 --> 00:04:59,379
A blue whale.

89
00:04:59,714 --> 00:05:00,922
(IMITATING WHALE CRY)

90
00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:07,637
Like a gentle giant,
the most majestic creature on Earth.

91
00:05:07,722 --> 00:05:09,639
It's so beautiful.

92
00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:10,765
Can you see it?

93
00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:13,143
His skin glistening in the sun.

94
00:05:14,812 --> 00:05:16,229
A rainbow

95
00:05:17,106 --> 00:05:19,649
in the spray of his mighty blowhole.

96
00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:22,902
Oh, well. You will get out there,

97
00:05:23,237 --> 00:05:24,654
someday.

98
00:05:24,864 --> 00:05:25,989
Mmm.

99
00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:32,912
Wait.

100
00:05:36,459 --> 00:05:37,584
-(MEN LAUGHING)
-FRANKLIN: Way to go, Popper.

101
00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:39,336
POPPER: Hey, it's what I do.

102
00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:43,757
Gentlemen, what is the future
of Franklin, Reader & Yates?

103
00:05:43,841 --> 00:05:46,176
A long, slow decline,
getting older and weaker

104
00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:47,510
till it has that funny smell

105
00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:50,138
and starts driving around all day
with the left-turn signal on?

106
00:05:50,222 --> 00:05:51,264
Franklin?

107
00:05:51,557 --> 00:05:53,016
Or will it be reborn

108
00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:57,270
with vim, vigor and Viagratality?

109
00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,064
I say we meet the future head-on.

110
00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:02,317
Sexy!

111
00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,694
Come on, guys. It's time to commit.

112
00:06:04,779 --> 00:06:07,906
It's time to go above and Beyoncé,
and put a ring on it.

113
00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:11,618
Beyoncé is a singer, Franklin.
She's a singer.

114
00:06:11,786 --> 00:06:13,370
Named Beyoncé!

115
00:06:13,454 --> 00:06:14,788
Can he hear me?

116
00:06:14,955 --> 00:06:16,581
FRANKLIN: We had a feeling
this was coming, Popper.

117
00:06:16,665 --> 00:06:18,541
We saw the marble slab in your office.

118
00:06:19,168 --> 00:06:20,251
Oops.

119
00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:23,922
Popper, there's no one more qualified
than you to take a seat at this table.

120
00:06:24,715 --> 00:06:26,383
-FRANKLIN: Don't sit just yet.
-Okay.

121
00:06:26,467 --> 00:06:29,469
There is one more prize
we would like you to get for us.

122
00:06:29,929 --> 00:06:31,930
Name it, fellas.

123
00:06:32,014 --> 00:06:35,058
Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?

124
00:06:36,685 --> 00:06:37,727
The Pentagon?

125
00:06:37,937 --> 00:06:39,437
Tavern on the Green.

126
00:06:40,356 --> 00:06:42,065
Tavern on the Green?

127
00:06:42,525 --> 00:06:43,858
What's the matter, Popper?

128
00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:48,196
Nothing. It's just kind of a rundown place.

129
00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:51,825
It's the only privately held real estate
in Central Park.

130
00:06:52,034 --> 00:06:54,786
We can build anything we want on it.

131
00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:59,332
You mean, like,
wipe it off the face of the Earth?

132
00:06:59,417 --> 00:07:00,583
Start over?

133
00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:01,835
YATES: Mmm-hmm.

134
00:07:01,919 --> 00:07:04,254
-lt would be like it never existed.
-READER: Exactly

135
00:07:04,338 --> 00:07:07,090
But first you have got to get past
Selma Van Gundy.

136
00:07:07,174 --> 00:07:09,676
She has gotten a thousand offers,
turned them all down.

137
00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,678
FRANKLIN : You've got one shot.

138
00:07:12,138 --> 00:07:13,304
You think you can close it?

139
00:07:14,014 --> 00:07:17,225
I'm sorry, have we met? I'm Thom Popper.

140
00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:19,227
I do deals like this in my sleep.

141
00:07:20,146 --> 00:07:21,771
-AMANDA ON PHONE: Hello?
-POPPER: Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up.

142
00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:23,440
-Can you make sure the kids are ready?
-Yeah.

143
00:07:23,524 --> 00:07:25,066
Last time it took a while.

144
00:07:25,151 --> 00:07:27,986
-Keep it running.
-Sure thing, Mr. Popper.

145
00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:30,905
Thomas! Greetings.

146
00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:33,783
Greetings, Rick,
and welcome to our planet.

147
00:07:33,868 --> 00:07:37,370
Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi"
or a simple, "Sup?"

148
00:07:38,873 --> 00:07:39,914
How are you?

149
00:07:40,124 --> 00:07:42,125
I'm better now. Thank you.

150
00:07:42,209 --> 00:07:43,877
No, really, Thomas, how are you?

151
00:07:43,961 --> 00:07:45,128
Really, I'm good.

152
00:07:48,174 --> 00:07:50,049
Please look away.

153
00:07:50,134 --> 00:07:51,551
Okay, I will.

154
00:07:54,138 --> 00:07:57,182
Hey, Popper!
I've been working on my power shot.

155
00:07:57,516 --> 00:07:59,851
Let's see what you've got, tough guy.
Come on.

156
00:08:01,479 --> 00:08:02,812
(GROANING)

157
00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:04,731
Ooh ! Oh ! (LAUGHS)

158
00:08:04,815 --> 00:08:06,316
Nice save.

159
00:08:06,859 --> 00:08:08,818
-Hey, Popper.
-Greetings.

160
00:08:09,737 --> 00:08:10,737
Did you say hi to Rick?

161
00:08:10,863 --> 00:08:12,947
Yeah. Yeah, he hugged me three times.

162
00:08:13,032 --> 00:08:14,324
I felt like an endangered sequoia.

163
00:08:14,408 --> 00:08:16,117
Come on, we have only gone out
a couple of times.

164
00:08:16,202 --> 00:08:17,243
He's a keeper.

165
00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:19,078
There is nothing wrong
with a man who recycles.

166
00:08:19,163 --> 00:08:22,707
I recycle. I turn decrepit old buildings
into shiny new ones.

167
00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:24,667
Did I mention
he's also incredibly handsome?

168
00:08:24,752 --> 00:08:25,877
Really?

169
00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:27,337
Good to see your taste hasn't changed.

170
00:08:27,421 --> 00:08:29,797
And thoughtful. And considerate.

171
00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:33,343
-Where is your sister?
-She's having issues.

172
00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:34,761
You know, Cooper Keegan?

173
00:08:35,054 --> 00:08:36,137
(SOFTLY) Cooper Keegan.

174
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:37,972
(WHISPERING) The love of her life!

175
00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:39,432
Oh.

176
00:08:40,434 --> 00:08:43,061
Hi ! Hey, look who's here.

177
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:46,272
Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?

178
00:08:47,191 --> 00:08:48,399
(SIGHS)

179
00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,819
She says she doesn't want to go
with you this weekend.

180
00:08:51,987 --> 00:08:53,112
Maybe you should talk to her.

181
00:08:53,364 --> 00:08:55,073
Yeahbsolutely.

182
00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:57,659
What are we looking at?

183
00:08:58,661 --> 00:09:02,288
95 pounds of C-4 explosives
on a hair trigger.

184
00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,874
Make sure you clip
the right wire, otherwise. . .

185
00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:06,251
Ba-boom !

186
00:09:07,586 --> 00:09:09,796
You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper.

187
00:09:15,135 --> 00:09:16,386
Do you want to talk about it?

188
00:09:17,471 --> 00:09:18,888
Come on.

189
00:09:22,685 --> 00:09:26,771
What do you do if you like somebody,
but they don't like you back?

190
00:09:30,442 --> 00:09:31,818
Janie,

191
00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:35,738
you're a powerful woman,
you're an independent lady.

192
00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:37,574
You don't even need a man, really.

193
00:09:37,741 --> 00:09:40,994
Look at Martha Stewart.
She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.

194
00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,161
(SIGHS)

195
00:09:42,246 --> 00:09:43,580
You are so warped !

196
00:09:43,664 --> 00:09:46,749
I don't know why I thought
for one second I could talk to you.

197
00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,918
-Janie. . .
-This is why I don't want to go.

198
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,212
He cut both wires.

199
00:09:51,297 --> 00:09:53,423
Come on, it's our weekend.

200
00:09:53,507 --> 00:09:54,549
(JANIE GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

201
00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:56,676
-It's going to be fun.
-(DOOR SLAMS)

202
00:09:57,136 --> 00:10:00,638
Good talk.

203
00:10:01,432 --> 00:10:02,640
(OVER PHONE) Mr. Popper? Pippi.

204
00:10:02,725 --> 00:10:03,975
I've parlayed with the Tavern people

205
00:10:04,059 --> 00:10:05,893
and persuaded them
to ponder your proposal.

206
00:10:05,978 --> 00:10:07,812
POPPER: Great. I don't have
the kids this weekend,

207
00:10:07,896 --> 00:10:10,773
so set a meeting with Van Gundy
and call me.

208
00:10:10,858 --> 00:10:12,609
No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?

209
00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:14,569
No, Daryl. They don't like me right now.

210
00:10:14,653 --> 00:10:16,070
Well, I like you, sir.

211
00:10:16,155 --> 00:10:17,780
Already working
on the Christmas bonus, huh?

212
00:10:17,865 --> 00:10:19,282
Never start too early.

213
00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:22,035
-Yeahbsolutely.
-You have a good one, Mr. P.

214
00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:28,374
(EXHALES)

215
00:10:36,050 --> 00:10:37,258
(SIGHS)

216
00:10:40,721 --> 00:10:41,888
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

217
00:10:45,893 --> 00:10:49,354
Tommy, it's Reginald. Call me.

218
00:10:49,438 --> 00:10:51,314
It's about your father.

219
00:10:51,398 --> 00:10:52,815
So where was he, Reginald?

220
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,275
Antarctica.

221
00:10:55,069 --> 00:10:57,570
Selling ice to the Eskimos?

222
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,072
That's the Arctic.

223
00:10:59,156 --> 00:11:00,406
Whatever.

224
00:11:00,532 --> 00:11:01,658
(SIGHS)

225
00:11:01,742 --> 00:11:03,368
Your father loved you, Tommy.

226
00:11:03,452 --> 00:11:06,245
That's good to know. Do you want to read?

227
00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:10,833
The last will and testament
of Thomas Popper Sr.

228
00:11:11,752 --> 00:11:14,671
"To the good folks
at the Geographic Society,

229
00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:18,174
"I leave my Slovenian zither recordings,

230
00:11:18,258 --> 00:11:21,427
"the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt,

231
00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:25,098
"as well as the rest
of my worldly possessions.

232
00:11:25,182 --> 00:11:27,517
"To my little Tommy,

233
00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:29,686
"I've sent you a souvenir.

234
00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:34,440
"I'm sorry I couldn't deliver
this one to you in person.

235
00:11:34,525 --> 00:11:37,610
"Bald Eagle, over and out."

236
00:11:42,199 --> 00:11:43,741
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)

237
00:11:46,829 --> 00:11:48,079
(SIGHS)

238
00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:51,958
Monday! Thank God !

239
00:11:58,799 --> 00:11:59,924
Ah !

240
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:01,467
My souvenir.

241
00:12:01,969 --> 00:12:05,638
It's too big for a snow globe,
too small for a yurt.

242
00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:11,060
(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!

243
00:12:11,145 --> 00:12:14,105
A stuffed penguin,
for the man who has everything.

244
00:12:18,569 --> 00:12:19,569
(CHUCKLES)

245
00:12:19,653 --> 00:12:21,821
Thank you, Daddy.

246
00:12:23,157 --> 00:12:24,282
(SIGHS)

247
00:12:24,366 --> 00:12:25,658
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

248
00:12:27,327 --> 00:12:29,412
Sergeant Pipper.

249
00:12:29,496 --> 00:12:30,913
Yeah, I know. I'm late.

250
00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:32,832
Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?

251
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,586
Yes, I know how important she is.

252
00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:38,588
Okay. Stall her.

253
00:12:38,672 --> 00:12:40,423
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

254
00:12:40,507 --> 00:12:43,760
I don't know. Tell her I was poisoned
by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian.

255
00:12:43,844 --> 00:12:46,804
What do I pay you for?

256
00:12:48,807 --> 00:12:49,974
(PENGUIN HONKS)

257
00:12:59,902 --> 00:13:01,110
(HONKS)

258
00:13:02,446 --> 00:13:03,696
I'll call you back.

259
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:12,205
It's a live penguin.

260
00:13:13,624 --> 00:13:15,666
He sent me a live penguin.

261
00:13:26,553 --> 00:13:28,179
(CHIRPING SOFTLY)

262
00:13:30,474 --> 00:13:31,808
(SHUSHING)

263
00:13:37,606 --> 00:13:38,898
(COOING)

264
00:13:39,525 --> 00:13:40,733
-Hi, live penguin.
-(SQUAWKS)

265
00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:42,193
(DEFECATING)

266
00:13:49,701 --> 00:13:52,745
As soon as I get home,
you're going back where you came from.

267
00:13:54,081 --> 00:13:57,625
See this? Made in ltaly. Not for pecking.

268
00:13:57,709 --> 00:14:00,711
Frette towels, also not for penguins.

269
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,381
Other than that, don't touch anything.

270
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:05,758
Pippi, hang on.

271
00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:08,094
Coming now!

272
00:14:12,266 --> 00:14:13,391
(GROANS)

273
00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:15,935
No time for pain.

274
00:14:28,407 --> 00:14:29,866
Mr. Popper. Phew!

275
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,410
Punctuality is a priority
for this particular person.

276
00:14:32,578 --> 00:14:34,036
Don't sweat it, Pip.

277
00:14:34,121 --> 00:14:35,746
I'll start scratching this old gal
behind the ears,

278
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:37,456
pretty soon she will be curled up in my lap

279
00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:39,041
purring like a kitty cat.

280
00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:40,418
(PURRING)

281
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,504
Right behind me?

282
00:14:43,589 --> 00:14:45,047
Mrs. Van Gundy.

283
00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:47,049
Pleasure to meet you. Thom Popper.

284
00:14:47,134 --> 00:14:48,676
Mr. Popper.

285
00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:59,896
I'm afraid I can only offer you 10 minutes.
You're extremely late.

286
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:01,647
That's all I need.

287
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:09,864
-This is Tito and Freddy, our kitchen staff.
-Hi.

288
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:13,618
And Klaus, he's our handyman.
And this is our chef, Arnold.

289
00:15:13,702 --> 00:15:16,412
His kind of cooking never goes out of style.

290
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,581
Do you like kidney pie?

291
00:15:18,665 --> 00:15:20,458
Are you kidding me? I love it.

292
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:21,751
ln fact, I'm a donor.

293
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:23,169
(LAUGHING)

294
00:15:24,588 --> 00:15:26,172
I filled out the card and. . .

295
00:15:26,924 --> 00:15:29,550
No, I've never actually had that,
but I would love to try it.

296
00:15:29,676 --> 00:15:31,344
Let's have a seat.

297
00:15:32,346 --> 00:15:33,804
MAN: All right, guys. Back to work.

298
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:39,101
I wonder if we could sit
more in the center of the room.

299
00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:41,020
I want to get a real sense of the space.

300
00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:48,402
(COOING)

301
00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:54,951
You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper.

302
00:15:55,035 --> 00:15:56,243
And I never forget one.

303
00:15:56,578 --> 00:16:00,456
This restaurant has been in my family
for three generations.

304
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,960
My grandmother served coq au vin
for Winston Churchill.

305
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:07,254
And my father poured champagne
for Fred Astaire.

306
00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:10,800
My mother made a BLT
for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar once.

307
00:16:10,884 --> 00:16:13,135
She said he was
surprisingly down-to-earth,

308
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:16,722
which is ironic, considering how tall he is.

309
00:16:17,182 --> 00:16:20,935
Fascinating.
But I can't sell this place to just anyone.

310
00:16:21,019 --> 00:16:24,146
I mean,
I consider the staff to be family, too.

311
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,732
Nothing is more important
than family to me. Nothing.

312
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,234
Are you married?

313
00:16:28,902 --> 00:16:30,403
Not presently.

314
00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:32,446
Any children?

315
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:37,034
Two. And we have the most magical

316
00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:38,577
alternate weekends together.

317
00:16:39,162 --> 00:16:41,205
Tell me about your father.

318
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,165
My father?

319
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,167
Uh. . .

320
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,044
What can I say?

321
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:50,131
A father is a father.
And he was no different.

322
00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:51,549
You were close?

323
00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:56,512
Yes. Well, we're related.

324
00:16:56,596 --> 00:17:00,016
But, Mrs. Van Gundy,
I want to talk about you

325
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,518
and your life beyond all of this.

326
00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:07,064
Picture yourself in a boat on a river.

327
00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:10,609
With tangerine trees

328
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:14,071
and kind of a marmalade sky.

329
00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:17,533
I don't do drugs, Mr. Popper.

330
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:19,660
Let me tell you something.

331
00:17:19,745 --> 00:17:20,786
I could sell this place

332
00:17:20,871 --> 00:17:25,207
to any number of sharp-tongued
snake-oil salesmen like yourself.

333
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:30,463
But I'm not selling to anyone
until I know what they're worth.

334
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:32,631
You mean my net worth?

335
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:37,511
If that's how you interpret it,
that tells me something.

336
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:40,056
Well, I'm afraid your time is up,
Mr. Popper.

337
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:42,224
The Tavern is not presently for sale.

338
00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,148
I should have gone with Strawberry FieIds.

339
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,491
(COOING)

340
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:04,580
(PHONE LINE RINGING)

341
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:06,916
(MAN ON PHONE
GREETING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

342
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,293
Oh, good.

343
00:18:09,377 --> 00:18:11,128
You sent me a package.

344
00:18:11,213 --> 00:18:13,172
Uh. My name is Popper.

345
00:18:13,256 --> 00:18:15,758
(IN FOREIGN ACCENT) Popper?
You Captain Popper baby?

346
00:18:15,842 --> 00:18:17,301
"Captain?"

347
00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:18,594
Uh. . .

348
00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:21,430
Yes, I'm Captain Popper baby.

349
00:18:21,515 --> 00:18:24,433
My father, who is apparently your captain,

350
00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,811
-had you send me a penguin.
-(PENGUIN SQUAWKING)

351
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:29,271
You like penguin? ls good, yes?

352
00:18:29,356 --> 00:18:31,190
No, is bad.

353
00:18:31,274 --> 00:18:32,858
Your captain was crazy.

354
00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:34,860
(CHUCKLES) So crazy. I Iove.

355
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:36,987
Yeah. Well, I'm glad you had someone.

356
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:40,449
But listen,
I have to send this penguin back.

357
00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:41,575
(STATIC)

358
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,411
What? Hello?

359
00:18:44,496 --> 00:18:47,414
Hello? I have to send the penguin back.

360
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:48,541
Send penguin?

361
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:50,626
Yes! Send penguin. Send penguin.

362
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,087
I told you five times,
I have to send the penguin.

363
00:18:53,171 --> 00:18:55,923
Five times. Send penguin. Okay.

364
00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:58,551
Great. And the crate is damaged.

365
00:18:58,718 --> 00:19:01,011
Can you send me another crate
so I can ship this thing?

366
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,346
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

367
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:06,142
Hello?

368
00:19:06,685 --> 00:19:07,726
(SIGHS)

369
00:19:07,811 --> 00:19:09,228
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

370
00:19:10,438 --> 00:19:13,482
What am I going to do with you, bird?

371
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:20,614
(GASPING)

372
00:19:26,538 --> 00:19:27,538
You !

373
00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:29,748
You are so done.

374
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,042
(SQUAWKING)

375
00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:34,712
No. No.

376
00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:37,339
(SCREAMING)

377
00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:40,593
(PHONE LINE RINGING)

378
00:19:40,677 --> 00:19:41,677
(MAN ON PHONE
GREETING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

379
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:44,346
-POPPER: Hello.
-Sorry, cannot take your phone call.

380
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:48,100
We will be closing one month
for ice festival!

381
00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,105
(DOORBELL RINGS)

382
00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,358
Hey. Animal Control.
Got a call about a bird.

383
00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:58,319
I am very happy to see you.

384
00:19:58,403 --> 00:19:59,695
-Um. . .
-(PENGUIN SQUAWKS)

385
00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:01,488
Oh. That's the little fella.

386
00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:03,073
-What the. . .
-Go ahead. He's friendly.

387
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:06,285
I didn't know it was a penguin, okay?
I'm going to have to check the manual.

388
00:20:07,037 --> 00:20:08,037
It's not in the book.

389
00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:10,122
Can't we just call it a pigeon?

390
00:20:10,457 --> 00:20:11,540
Big, fat pigeon?

391
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:14,376
I can't touch it if it's not in the manual.
It's a union violation.

392
00:20:14,461 --> 00:20:15,502
Try Fish and Game.

393
00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:18,297
No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.

394
00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:21,342
Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation.

395
00:20:21,718 --> 00:20:24,220
Yeah. I only pick up the dead ones.

396
00:20:36,316 --> 00:20:37,524
(COOS)

397
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,621
(COOING)

398
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,881
-(HONKING LOUDLY)
-(YELLING)

399
00:21:05,303 --> 00:21:06,553
This way.

400
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:10,808
Okay, get. Go.

401
00:21:11,351 --> 00:21:12,559
Skedaddle.

402
00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:15,062
Waddle on down the road.

403
00:21:15,146 --> 00:21:16,814
South Pole is that way.

404
00:21:16,898 --> 00:21:18,732
Exit the building, take a right

405
00:21:18,817 --> 00:21:20,192
and keep going.

406
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:30,286
Okay. Need a little help. I get it.

407
00:21:32,747 --> 00:21:34,164
Watch this.

408
00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:40,921
There you go!

409
00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:43,424
Yes! Bye-bye, birdie.

410
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,011
Hey, Mr. P.

411
00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:48,679
Yeah.

412
00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:50,806
I got your penguin for you.

413
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:52,891
What? What are you talking about?

414
00:21:53,143 --> 00:21:54,268
That's not my penguin.

415
00:21:54,352 --> 00:21:55,686
Oh, really?

416
00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:58,689
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Why would I have a penguin?

417
00:22:07,449 --> 00:22:09,199
That could be anybody.

418
00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:10,743
Oh, yeah.

419
00:22:14,706 --> 00:22:16,081
Just give me the stupid thing.

420
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:20,294
So, the board must have given you
a free pass

421
00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:23,255
on the whole "no pets" thing.

422
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,257
That is mighty nice of them.

423
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:27,968
How much till you don't see a penguin?

424
00:22:31,348 --> 00:22:32,598
I can still see him.

425
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,352
It's getting blurry.

426
00:22:36,436 --> 00:22:38,437
If I decided to squint,
it could look like a puppy.

427
00:22:39,439 --> 00:22:40,814
How's that?

428
00:22:42,442 --> 00:22:44,026
ls that you, Mr. P?

429
00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:45,986
The light's going dim.

430
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,530
-Yeah, Pippi.
-PlPPl: Mr. Popper!

431
00:22:48,615 --> 00:22:49,948
Yeah. I'm not coming
into work again today.

432
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:51,033
Oh. (SPEAKS FRENCH)

433
00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:52,159
I have a pest problem.

434
00:22:52,243 --> 00:22:53,994
What particular pest is the problem?

435
00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:55,454
-It's a penguin.
-A penguin?

436
00:22:55,538 --> 00:22:58,040
Yeah. Starts with "P."
You ought to be able to handle it.

437
00:22:58,124 --> 00:22:59,416
Hey there, Popper.

438
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:00,542
Kent.

439
00:23:01,419 --> 00:23:04,588
ls that. . . ls that a pet I hear, Popper?

440
00:23:04,672 --> 00:23:07,216
Pet? No. What? Of course not.

441
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,468
Okay. I mean, I can't say I blame you.

442
00:23:09,803 --> 00:23:13,847
If I had your 3,200 square feet,
I'd find someone to share it with, too.

443
00:23:13,932 --> 00:23:15,349
It's not a pet, Kent.

444
00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:17,393
I left the television on. I'll take care of it.

445
00:23:17,477 --> 00:23:18,811
-(CLATTERING)
-(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)

446
00:23:21,481 --> 00:23:22,815
(CRASHING)

447
00:23:24,818 --> 00:23:25,859
Digital surround.

448
00:23:25,944 --> 00:23:27,403
It's like a real animal in there

449
00:23:27,487 --> 00:23:29,029
busting stuff.

450
00:23:29,114 --> 00:23:30,572
It's amazing.

451
00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,826
Bye, Kent.

452
00:23:34,285 --> 00:23:37,538
NARRATOR ON TV: The goIden eagIe is
North America's largest bird of prey.

453
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,707
With a wingspan of 185

454
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:45,379
to 220 centimeters,
these extremely swift creatures

455
00:23:45,505 --> 00:23:46,713
can dive upon their quarry

456
00:23:46,798 --> 00:23:49,883
at speeds of more than 241 kilometers
per hour.

457
00:23:49,968 --> 00:23:51,844
You like that, huh?

458
00:23:52,345 --> 00:23:53,429
Too bad.

459
00:23:53,513 --> 00:23:54,513
(PENGUIN HONKS)

460
00:23:54,639 --> 00:23:56,140
I was listening to your commentary,
in The Economist,

461
00:23:56,224 --> 00:23:57,224
reviewing these numbers,

462
00:23:57,308 --> 00:24:00,144
and obviously the job number on Friday
wasn't a bad number.

463
00:24:00,228 --> 00:24:02,104
We've got, what, three months now
averaging about 150,000 jobs...

464
00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:04,231
That's not cute. You're not cute.

465
00:24:04,691 --> 00:24:06,525
-I don't know what people see in you.
-(DOORBELL RINGING)

466
00:24:09,446 --> 00:24:11,363
Yes! Now you're talking.

467
00:24:11,448 --> 00:24:14,199
Hey, Chilly Willy. Your ride is here.

468
00:24:14,284 --> 00:24:15,367
(HONKS)

469
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,419
Someone is going on a little trip today.
No big deal, right?

470
00:24:25,503 --> 00:24:29,965
All right, penguin.
No long goodbyes. Let's go.

471
00:24:30,049 --> 00:24:32,050
Come here.

472
00:24:32,135 --> 00:24:35,637
Gotcha. Game is over. You lose.

473
00:24:39,058 --> 00:24:41,310
Let me just seal you in. No!

474
00:24:41,394 --> 00:24:44,563
Where do you think you're going?

475
00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:47,441
My kid's birthday is in 10 minutes. Okay?

476
00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:52,070
That's right. I make the rules.
Because I have the brains.

477
00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:53,572
(CLATTERING)

478
00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,998
Wait. How did you. . .

479
00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:04,458
(TOILET FLUSHING)

480
00:25:07,795 --> 00:25:09,171
What the. . .

481
00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:14,176
(HONKING LOUDLY)

482
00:25:21,684 --> 00:25:22,935
(HONKING)

483
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:27,439
Hey!

484
00:25:28,942 --> 00:25:30,943
It's an infestation.

485
00:25:32,737 --> 00:25:35,822
How did you even get up there?
Your legs are, like, four inches long.

486
00:25:35,907 --> 00:25:36,907
(DOORBELL RINGS)

487
00:25:36,991 --> 00:25:39,618
Obviously, a little miscommunication.

488
00:25:40,245 --> 00:25:41,745
All right. Who is hungry?

489
00:25:43,581 --> 00:25:45,290
Come on, you little snow rats.

490
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:46,416
(EXCLAIMS)

491
00:25:47,126 --> 00:25:49,962
Ooh ! Hey! Gosh, thought you guys
would never get here.

492
00:25:50,046 --> 00:25:51,129
That's great.

493
00:25:51,214 --> 00:25:53,257
You ready for the big birthday
celebration fiesta?

494
00:25:53,341 --> 00:25:54,383
Here we go.

495
00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,593
But here's the thing,
I'm not quite ready yet.

496
00:25:56,678 --> 00:26:01,181
So, can you just hang out for a bit
while I get Billy's gift all set?

497
00:26:01,307 --> 00:26:03,350
Translation, "I forgot as usual,

498
00:26:03,434 --> 00:26:04,977
"and I need to call Pippi
to go get something."

499
00:26:05,061 --> 00:26:07,729
-Janie.
-Not true. Bad translation.

500
00:26:07,814 --> 00:26:09,523
I got the gift,

501
00:26:09,607 --> 00:26:11,275
and it's right in here.

502
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,526
(SQUAWKS)

503
00:26:13,319 --> 00:26:15,028
Yeah ! A penguin !

504
00:26:15,822 --> 00:26:17,739
No, Billy. I actually. . .

505
00:26:17,824 --> 00:26:18,907
BILLY: He's awesome!

506
00:26:18,992 --> 00:26:20,158
(SIGHS) Oh ! Great.

507
00:26:21,619 --> 00:26:22,661
Hold on.

508
00:26:22,745 --> 00:26:24,830
You got him an actual live penguin?

509
00:26:24,914 --> 00:26:25,998
-Uh. . .
-(SQUAWKING)

510
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,667
Six penguins?

511
00:26:28,751 --> 00:26:31,503
Yes! Best birthday ever!

512
00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:33,171
That's good counting, Billy.

513
00:26:33,256 --> 00:26:34,256
Do they have names?

514
00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,841
Yeah, course.

515
00:26:37,093 --> 00:26:38,844
This one is Captain.

516
00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:40,095
(HONKS)

517
00:26:40,471 --> 00:26:41,680
Captain Popper.

518
00:26:42,181 --> 00:26:43,181
(HONKING LOUDLY)

519
00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:45,684
And that's Loudy.

520
00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:48,478
Hey! Hey!

521
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:51,231
And that one's Bitey.

522
00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:54,026
-(FARTING)
-(GROANS) Oh !

523
00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:55,819
Stinky.

524
00:26:56,779 --> 00:26:59,197
AMANDA: Aw! He loves me.

525
00:26:59,699 --> 00:27:01,533
That's Lovey.

526
00:27:01,701 --> 00:27:03,327
-(REPLIES IN FRENCH)
-Yeah.

527
00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:04,786
(THUDDING)

528
00:27:10,668 --> 00:27:12,502
And that's Nimrod.

529
00:27:12,879 --> 00:27:14,463
Let's make a fort.

530
00:27:14,631 --> 00:27:17,132
-Oh ! Fort! Cool.
-Go.

531
00:27:17,216 --> 00:27:18,884
Billy, the cushions. . .

532
00:27:19,010 --> 00:27:21,428
That's a great idea for fort building.

533
00:27:21,512 --> 00:27:22,554
AMANDA: I've got to tell you,

534
00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:26,224
you have officially raised the
birthday present bar to a whole new level.

535
00:27:26,309 --> 00:27:28,977
-I know!
-How did you find them, anyway?

536
00:27:29,062 --> 00:27:32,230
Some sort of, I don't know,
birthday-penguin rental company?

537
00:27:32,315 --> 00:27:33,357
Um. . .

538
00:27:33,441 --> 00:27:36,193
No. Actually, Thom Sr.

539
00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:40,822
-Your dad?
-Yeah.

540
00:27:40,907 --> 00:27:43,325
Wait. You saw him? How is he?

541
00:27:43,409 --> 00:27:44,576
He passed away.

542
00:27:45,244 --> 00:27:46,453
As in, he's dead?

543
00:27:46,579 --> 00:27:49,164
Yeah. He broke on through
to the other side.

544
00:27:49,248 --> 00:27:51,500
Oh, my God. I'm. . .

545
00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,543
I'm so sorry.

546
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:57,089
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

547
00:27:57,173 --> 00:27:58,590
You're fine.

548
00:27:58,883 --> 00:28:00,592
Fine. I'm good.

549
00:28:00,677 --> 00:28:02,052
-(EXHALES)
-And he left me those.

550
00:28:02,136 --> 00:28:05,138
Hey, where're you going? Come back here.

551
00:28:06,224 --> 00:28:07,933
-Got you !
-Hey! (LAUGHS)

552
00:28:09,769 --> 00:28:11,186
You look great.

553
00:28:11,270 --> 00:28:13,438
-Thanks. I should get the cake in the. . .
-That's a nice cake.

554
00:28:13,523 --> 00:28:14,606
-(CLATTERING)
-Oh !

555
00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:15,982
What?

556
00:28:18,236 --> 00:28:20,153
Oh, my God !

557
00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:21,321
How cute.

558
00:28:21,406 --> 00:28:23,281
lt looks like they're nesting.

559
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:25,283
Finally, you have something in your fridge.

560
00:28:25,451 --> 00:28:26,618
(DOORBELL RINGING)

561
00:28:28,162 --> 00:28:29,371
-Yeah?
-Thomas Popper?

562
00:28:29,455 --> 00:28:30,622
Uh-huh.

563
00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:32,165
Nat Jones, New York Zoo.

564
00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:34,459
Flightless Bird Division.

565
00:28:34,544 --> 00:28:37,295
Your assistant called,
the one with the "P" problem.

566
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,964
I'm here for the penguin.

567
00:28:39,632 --> 00:28:40,966
Wow.

568
00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,592
She didn't tell me they were Gentoos.

569
00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:43,844
How many do you have?

570
00:28:44,303 --> 00:28:45,387
-Five?
-Six.

571
00:28:45,471 --> 00:28:47,097
Six! Oh, God. Even better.

572
00:28:47,265 --> 00:28:48,974
-What's going on?
-It's nothing.

573
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:53,103
I'll take care of it.
Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm !

574
00:28:54,313 --> 00:28:56,982
I've got my team downstairs,
and a fully equipped retrieval van.

575
00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:58,066
Yeah, that's great.

576
00:28:58,151 --> 00:29:00,986
But listen, you can't actually take
the penguins right now.

577
00:29:01,112 --> 00:29:03,613
-What are you talking about?
-Believe me, I'd love to give them to you.

578
00:29:03,698 --> 00:29:05,741
But it's my kid's birthday,
and he's crazy about them.

579
00:29:05,825 --> 00:29:06,867
You know kids.

580
00:29:06,951 --> 00:29:09,327
I don't know kids. I know penguins.

581
00:29:09,412 --> 00:29:11,580
They like ice, snow and fish.

582
00:29:11,664 --> 00:29:12,789
Put them in a New York apartment,

583
00:29:12,874 --> 00:29:14,499
they're gonna get beak rash
and wing mange

584
00:29:14,584 --> 00:29:16,251
faster than you can
blow out your birthday candles.

585
00:29:16,335 --> 00:29:17,919
-Wing mange?
-It's not pretty.

586
00:29:18,004 --> 00:29:19,337
Those animals belong in a zoo.

587
00:29:19,422 --> 00:29:21,965
Hey, I get it.
I just have to take care of the politics.

588
00:29:22,049 --> 00:29:25,469
Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable.
Give me the birds.

589
00:29:25,553 --> 00:29:28,764
Yeahbsolutely. They're yours.
Just not right now.

590
00:29:28,848 --> 00:29:30,682
-I'll call you. Okay.
-Yeah. Soon.

591
00:29:33,853 --> 00:29:36,104
Hey, it's me.

592
00:29:36,189 --> 00:29:39,274
He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.

593
00:29:39,358 --> 00:29:41,151
Not yet, but I'll get them.

594
00:29:41,235 --> 00:29:42,527
BILLY: What was that?

595
00:29:42,862 --> 00:29:44,988
What did that man mean,
"I'm here for the penguins"?

596
00:29:45,406 --> 00:29:48,742
Oh, that guy?
He's here for their baths.

597
00:29:48,826 --> 00:29:51,203
He's the bather. Trust me,
you're going to want them bathed.

598
00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:53,121
I just told him to come back later,

599
00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:54,706
because we're in the middle of a part-ay!

600
00:29:54,874 --> 00:29:57,083
They're mine, right? I can keep them?

601
00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:59,753
You kidding me?
What kind of question is that?

602
00:29:59,837 --> 00:30:01,338
I don't know, Billy.

603
00:30:01,422 --> 00:30:03,131
I'd make him promise if I were you.

604
00:30:04,217 --> 00:30:05,801
Do you promise me, Popper?

605
00:30:06,594 --> 00:30:07,969
Yes.

606
00:30:08,054 --> 00:30:09,304
JANIE: Say the words.

607
00:30:09,388 --> 00:30:10,806
You don't want to disappoint them.

608
00:30:10,890 --> 00:30:12,265
When did I ever disappoint anybody?

609
00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:13,350
-Father-son picnic.
-My birthday.

610
00:30:13,434 --> 00:30:14,726
Our last anniversary.

611
00:30:15,728 --> 00:30:17,062
I promise.

612
00:30:24,445 --> 00:30:26,112
BILLY: Can we come over again
tomorrow night?

613
00:30:26,197 --> 00:30:27,447
-Really?
-Please?

614
00:30:27,532 --> 00:30:29,991
Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too?

615
00:30:30,076 --> 00:30:32,160
Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad.

616
00:30:32,245 --> 00:30:34,037
What do you think, buzz kill?

617
00:30:34,121 --> 00:30:36,289
A night to myself? I think I'll survive.

618
00:30:36,374 --> 00:30:38,875
Thanks, Dad. I'll see you tomorrow.

619
00:30:42,672 --> 00:30:44,756
-lt was a nice night.
-Yeah.

620
00:30:48,219 --> 00:30:50,554
-My kids want to come over.
-Who gives a rat's butt?

621
00:30:50,638 --> 00:30:52,848
Fair enough. Have a good one.

622
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,600
(PENGUINS SQUAWKING)

623
00:30:58,145 --> 00:31:00,522
People love the sounds of nature.

624
00:31:00,606 --> 00:31:04,442
Helps them sleep. It's beautiful. It's natural.

625
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,571
(GRUNTS)

626
00:31:08,906 --> 00:31:11,408
Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey!

627
00:31:11,492 --> 00:31:12,659
(SQUAWKING STOPS)

628
00:31:12,743 --> 00:31:14,119
Yeah. Good.

629
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,663
Now shut up and go to sleep.

630
00:31:16,747 --> 00:31:19,541
Or I'll give you something to honk about.

631
00:31:21,085 --> 00:31:22,627
(ALL SQUAWKING)

632
00:31:24,463 --> 00:31:25,881
(BEEPING)

633
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,309
(SIGHS)

634
00:31:44,525 --> 00:31:45,817
All right, back off.

635
00:31:45,902 --> 00:31:49,279
Spread out. Seriously.
I'm used to living alone.

636
00:31:49,363 --> 00:31:51,281
No! Expensive.

637
00:31:51,365 --> 00:31:52,574
Oh ! Ah !

638
00:31:56,454 --> 00:31:59,497
Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton.

639
00:32:00,374 --> 00:32:01,708
(TV SWITCHES ON)

640
00:32:01,792 --> 00:32:03,793
(SOUNDTRACK MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

641
00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:09,507
Huh.

642
00:32:11,844 --> 00:32:13,345
You like that, huh?

643
00:32:13,512 --> 00:32:17,265
He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin.

644
00:32:25,358 --> 00:32:28,360
Good. That'll loop all day.

645
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,949
-I suppose it's a formal event.
-Precisely.

646
00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:35,784
Popper, where have you been?

647
00:32:35,868 --> 00:32:37,327
Hey, guys.

648
00:32:37,411 --> 00:32:38,578
We talked to Van Gundy's people.

649
00:32:38,663 --> 00:32:40,413
They say she turned you down flat.

650
00:32:40,498 --> 00:32:43,291
Fellas, calm down. Life's too short,

651
00:32:43,376 --> 00:32:44,376
especially for Franklin.

652
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:46,252
We thought we could trust you with this.

653
00:32:46,337 --> 00:32:48,505
Hey, Taming of the Shrew
is not a one-act play.

654
00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:52,384
You know that she's
the chair of several charitable foundations.

655
00:32:52,677 --> 00:32:54,469
One of those foundations
is having a benefit

656
00:32:54,553 --> 00:32:55,804
at the Guggenheim Saturday.

657
00:32:55,888 --> 00:32:57,305
And Mr. Popper will be present.

658
00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:58,556
POPPER: I figured it out.

659
00:32:58,641 --> 00:33:01,184
She's looking for somebody
with integrity and character.

660
00:33:01,268 --> 00:33:03,061
Somebody like Jimmy Stewart.

661
00:33:03,145 --> 00:33:05,188
(IMITATING JIMMY STEWART)
And, doggone it,

662
00:33:05,272 --> 00:33:08,400
that's exactly what I'm going to be.

663
00:33:08,901 --> 00:33:10,026
I'll use my own voice, though.

664
00:33:10,111 --> 00:33:12,487
Although, that was uncanny.
Come on, give it to me.

665
00:33:12,571 --> 00:33:14,698
We expect some results, Popper.

666
00:33:14,782 --> 00:33:18,785
And until we get them, you can keep
your name off my marble slab.

667
00:33:19,787 --> 00:33:22,122
A man your age shouldn't be
talking about marble slabs.

668
00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:24,165
I got this.

669
00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:26,543
Penguins, Pippi. Talk to me.

670
00:33:26,919 --> 00:33:30,005
Per your predicament,
I printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.

671
00:33:30,089 --> 00:33:32,132
"Gentoo penguins
may periodically imprint

672
00:33:32,216 --> 00:33:34,843
"on a particular person
as if they were a penguin.

673
00:33:34,927 --> 00:33:38,596
"Once imprinted, they remain permanently
proximate to their parental proxy."

674
00:33:38,681 --> 00:33:40,015
ls it actually written that way?

675
00:33:40,766 --> 00:33:42,017
I'm paraphrasing.

676
00:33:42,101 --> 00:33:44,310
They're imprinting, all right.

677
00:33:45,271 --> 00:33:48,857
"Uncanny tracking ability.
Can locate each other at great distance."

678
00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:51,067
-What about keeping them in line?
-Next paragraph.

679
00:33:51,277 --> 00:33:54,946
"Are more docile
when kept at lower temperatures."

680
00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:56,448
Hmm.

681
00:33:58,242 --> 00:34:01,202
Cold enough for you?
Glad you're comfortable. Ow!

682
00:34:01,287 --> 00:34:05,498
Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish.
Learn to tell the difference.

683
00:34:08,627 --> 00:34:09,711
Hey, kids.

684
00:34:09,795 --> 00:34:12,297
It's nice, huh? A little fresh air.

685
00:34:13,215 --> 00:34:14,549
It's not bad if you keep moving.

686
00:34:14,633 --> 00:34:16,551
Captain, Bitey, Stinky!

687
00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:20,138
Penguins need it cold,
otherwise they get wing mange.

688
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:21,806
Dad, are you okay?

689
00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,059
Yeah. Never better.

690
00:34:24,143 --> 00:34:25,727
Let's take the penguins to the park.

691
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:27,979
Billy, no. What if they run off?

692
00:34:28,064 --> 00:34:29,230
Ah.

693
00:34:29,982 --> 00:34:32,525
You know, maybe they are
a little cooped-up in here.

694
00:34:37,198 --> 00:34:40,075
Boy! Look at all this space.

695
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:42,535
Makes you want to spread out and explore.

696
00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:44,329
Get lost for a while. (EXCLAIMS)

697
00:34:51,754 --> 00:34:53,338
(PIGEON COOING)

698
00:35:03,015 --> 00:35:07,018
Flight envy? Really?
(LAUGHS) That's hilarious.

699
00:35:07,103 --> 00:35:10,230
I hate to break it to you, Captain,
but those are fins.

700
00:35:10,564 --> 00:35:13,900
I think you might be more fish than fowl.

701
00:35:14,193 --> 00:35:15,610
BILLY: Hey, Dad, heads-up!

702
00:35:15,694 --> 00:35:19,656
Oh ! I see how it's going to be.
All right. Let's see what you got, Billy.

703
00:35:22,451 --> 00:35:25,370
Come on, Janie. Come on.
Let's get a game going.

704
00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:27,539
Thanks, but no thanks.

705
00:35:27,623 --> 00:35:29,332
-POPPER: Aw! Come on.
-BILLY: Let's go.

706
00:35:29,416 --> 00:35:32,418
Little Popper over to Big Popper.
Looking for the flick-on.

707
00:35:32,545 --> 00:35:33,586
Pass it. Pass it.

708
00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:37,799
Back to Little. . . Nimrod blocks it.
Over to Loudy, who dribbles it.

709
00:35:37,883 --> 00:35:38,967
-(FARTS)
-Ah !

710
00:35:39,051 --> 00:35:40,093
Flagrant flatulation.

711
00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:41,469
Could be a yellow card.

712
00:35:41,554 --> 00:35:45,890
Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy,
who bends it like Bitey.

713
00:35:46,392 --> 00:35:49,352
Uh-oh. Better pick it up. Come on, Janie.

714
00:35:49,645 --> 00:35:52,397
What are you afraid of?
Can't beat an old man?

715
00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:56,526
"O-M-G, I'm too A-D-D to play with D-A-D.

716
00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:57,777
"Frowny face."

717
00:35:59,488 --> 00:36:00,572
(SIGHS) Fine.

718
00:36:01,448 --> 00:36:02,490
(CHUCKLES) All right!

719
00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:05,034
You know,
I heard that girls are the weaker sex.

720
00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:06,161
Didn't you hear that, Billy?

721
00:36:06,370 --> 00:36:07,829
-Yeah.
-(GROANS)

722
00:36:08,330 --> 00:36:09,789
BILLY: Are you okay?

723
00:36:18,757 --> 00:36:19,966
JANIE: Sorry, Dad.

724
00:36:20,050 --> 00:36:21,342
lt really was an accident.

725
00:36:21,427 --> 00:36:23,720
Yeah, I get it. You both have power shots.

726
00:36:23,804 --> 00:36:25,013
Mr. Popper.

727
00:36:25,097 --> 00:36:27,599
Hey, guess what? I got new contact lenses,

728
00:36:27,683 --> 00:36:29,350
i.e. , I can see more now,

729
00:36:29,435 --> 00:36:33,521
i.e. , I can still see your six illegal pets.

730
00:36:35,941 --> 00:36:38,776
POPPER: Are we cool now, Hawkeye?
Let's go, kids.

731
00:36:45,951 --> 00:36:48,077
(BILLY AND JANIE LAUGHING)

732
00:36:49,872 --> 00:36:53,082
Hey, everybody. I found him in the lobby.

733
00:36:53,292 --> 00:36:54,584
Oh, oops.

734
00:36:55,878 --> 00:36:58,129
I figured it was like
that time you lost Janie at Macy's.

735
00:36:58,214 --> 00:36:59,339
You lost me?

736
00:36:59,506 --> 00:37:00,882
You were never lost.

737
00:37:00,966 --> 00:37:03,509
I simply failed to maintain visual contact.

738
00:37:03,594 --> 00:37:05,595
lt was less than an hour.

739
00:37:08,474 --> 00:37:09,641
(JANIE LAUGHS)

740
00:37:10,726 --> 00:37:12,227
They are liking it here.

741
00:37:12,311 --> 00:37:14,771
-Do you want to keep them overnight?
-Really?

742
00:37:14,855 --> 00:37:16,064
-Yeah.
-Cool.

743
00:37:16,148 --> 00:37:18,149
And Rick and I are celebrating.

744
00:37:18,776 --> 00:37:20,944
-You got the grant.
-Yes.

745
00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:23,154
Wow. I'm really happy for you.

746
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:24,322
-Thank you.
-(CHUCKLES)

747
00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:27,825
You know, I was planning on having them
stay at Mom's when we're in Ghana.

748
00:37:27,993 --> 00:37:31,246
You're actually going to Ghana, then.

749
00:37:31,330 --> 00:37:32,914
Just for three weeks.

750
00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:35,583
Maybe they could spend
a few nights with you.

751
00:37:35,668 --> 00:37:38,253
Hey, kids. Do you want
to stay the night with your dad?

752
00:37:38,337 --> 00:37:39,337
-Yeah.
-Sweet.

753
00:37:39,421 --> 00:37:41,256
-Okay.
-All right.

754
00:37:43,259 --> 00:37:45,593
-Good night.
-Good night, Mom.

755
00:37:45,678 --> 00:37:46,678
Good night, Mommy.

756
00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:50,765
Good night.

757
00:37:53,769 --> 00:37:55,061
(HONKING)

758
00:37:55,354 --> 00:37:56,980
You, too, Loudy.

759
00:37:58,232 --> 00:37:59,607
-Bye.
-Bye.

760
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,404
You like Mom.

761
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,990
I do not.

762
00:38:08,701 --> 00:38:12,036
I mean, I like her.
I don't know if she likes me.

763
00:38:12,121 --> 00:38:14,080
Does she talk about me?

764
00:38:14,498 --> 00:38:15,832
You're acting weird.

765
00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:19,877
Look, this is my favorite part, right here.

766
00:38:23,048 --> 00:38:24,299
(SNORING)

767
00:38:27,553 --> 00:38:30,555
PlPPl ON PHONE: Mr. Popper, I purchased
the special champagne per your request.

768
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,224
Good. Everything needs to be clockwork
at the Guggenheim.

769
00:38:33,309 --> 00:38:35,143
This could be our last chance
with Van Gundy.

770
00:38:35,227 --> 00:38:36,853
And should I be procuring a babysitter?

771
00:38:36,937 --> 00:38:39,147
Yeahbsolutely.

772
00:38:39,231 --> 00:38:41,983
So we're talking standard hours.
A little light housekeeping.

773
00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:45,611
And you might want to do that coat up,
you'll catch your death in there.

774
00:38:45,696 --> 00:38:47,697
But as far as the. . .

775
00:38:47,781 --> 00:38:49,991
When you're taking care of. . .

776
00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,535
Just plunk them in front of the TV.

777
00:38:52,619 --> 00:38:53,870
-Perfect.
-Yeah.

778
00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:55,455
So, should we meet the kids?

779
00:38:55,539 --> 00:38:57,582
Sure. Yeah. Come on over.

780
00:38:58,667 --> 00:38:59,751
Here they are.

781
00:39:04,256 --> 00:39:06,966
So you will be home by 10:00?

782
00:39:07,051 --> 00:39:08,885
At the latest.

783
00:39:08,969 --> 00:39:12,221
Just keep the Chaplin movies going,
they'll zone right out.

784
00:39:34,203 --> 00:39:35,370
NANNY: Hello, Mr. Popper.

785
00:39:35,454 --> 00:39:36,537
How are they doing?

786
00:39:36,955 --> 00:39:40,375
You are worried like a new mother.
lt is adorable.

787
00:39:40,459 --> 00:39:42,794
Yeah, I know. Okay, turning my phone off.

788
00:39:42,878 --> 00:39:44,837
Okay. Good night.

789
00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:52,845
(ALL SQUAWKING)

790
00:39:53,847 --> 00:39:55,223
(SCREAMING)

791
00:40:07,653 --> 00:40:10,571
I'm hearing shrieking, cackling
and trumpeting sounds

792
00:40:10,656 --> 00:40:11,948
coming from that apartment.

793
00:40:12,032 --> 00:40:14,492
Now, either Mr. Popper
is hanging out with my mother,

794
00:40:14,576 --> 00:40:16,369
or I'm losing my mind.

795
00:40:16,453 --> 00:40:18,204
No, you're definitely. . .

796
00:40:18,288 --> 00:40:20,832
I am telling you
that man is up to something.

797
00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:24,293
I hear the pitter-patter of floppy feet
coming from inside that apartment.

798
00:40:24,378 --> 00:40:25,753
I feel like I can hear them now.

799
00:40:25,838 --> 00:40:26,879
Sorry, Kent.

800
00:40:26,964 --> 00:40:29,549
As far as I'm concerned,
Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant.

801
00:40:30,217 --> 00:40:31,509
(SNIFFING)

802
00:40:49,778 --> 00:40:52,405
Bubbly. Where is the target?

803
00:40:52,489 --> 00:40:55,408
Up there,
proximate to the Pissarro painting.

804
00:40:56,118 --> 00:40:57,702
You look pretty.

805
00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:17,221
(HONKS)

806
00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:29,066
-So, she never did see the flowers. . .
-Mrs. Van Gundy. . .

807
00:41:29,651 --> 00:41:30,735
What a pleasant surprise.

808
00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:34,030
Mr. Popper. I wish I could say the same.

809
00:41:35,115 --> 00:41:38,242
You're dry. I like that. Oh, please.

810
00:41:38,744 --> 00:41:41,245
Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug.

811
00:41:45,667 --> 00:41:46,918
-(POPPING)
-Oh, yeah !

812
00:41:47,252 --> 00:41:48,336
(YAWNING)

813
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:52,340
May l?

814
00:41:52,424 --> 00:41:55,676
1992? It's a ghastly vintage.

815
00:41:55,761 --> 00:41:57,470
I'll take the free stuff.

816
00:41:57,554 --> 00:41:59,847
-TERRENCE: Selma!
-Oh, Terrence.

817
00:41:59,932 --> 00:42:02,850
TERRENCE: Congratulations, Selma.
Everything is impeccable.

818
00:42:02,935 --> 00:42:04,352
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Oh, thank you.

819
00:42:04,436 --> 00:42:07,063
(MOCKINGLY) "1992. Ghastly vintage."

820
00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:08,189
"I'll take the free stuff."

821
00:42:08,273 --> 00:42:09,732
"Terrence!"

822
00:42:17,407 --> 00:42:19,033
Stay in the game.

823
00:42:21,036 --> 00:42:22,411
(SNIFFING)

824
00:42:25,999 --> 00:42:27,124
(HONKS)

825
00:42:34,258 --> 00:42:36,717
POPPER: Mmm. I bet there's a giant
sentence somewhere,

826
00:42:36,802 --> 00:42:38,219
looking for an ending.

827
00:42:38,303 --> 00:42:42,515
Mr. Popper, if you're trying to convince me
to sell you the Tavern,

828
00:42:42,599 --> 00:42:45,017
I'm afraid you're wasting your time.

829
00:42:45,102 --> 00:42:47,562
Let's not talk about the Tavern,
because that's not why I'm here.

830
00:42:47,646 --> 00:42:48,729
Mrs. Van Gundy,

831
00:42:48,814 --> 00:42:51,065
you want to know what I'm worth.
I get that.

832
00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:55,903
Mr. Popper, this is the
premier cultural event of the season.

833
00:42:55,988 --> 00:42:59,073
I've organized this evening very precisely

834
00:42:59,157 --> 00:43:03,828
and I can't have anything disrupting it,
especially you.

835
00:43:03,912 --> 00:43:06,163
Now, one might think
you would have realized that by now.

836
00:43:06,248 --> 00:43:07,665
-(PENGUIN SQUAWKS)
-Oh !

837
00:43:07,749 --> 00:43:11,294
Wow! What a beautiful piece of music
they're playing down there.

838
00:43:11,378 --> 00:43:13,212
May I have this dance, down there?

839
00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:16,340
You're tenacious, Popper. I'll give you that.

840
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,050
I hope you can keep up with me.

841
00:43:18,135 --> 00:43:21,679
Yeah, well, let's hurry. We're missing it.

842
00:43:21,763 --> 00:43:23,556
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

843
00:43:29,271 --> 00:43:32,273
-WOMAN: Are those penguins?
-MAN: Hmm. Must be part of the exhibit.

844
00:43:34,192 --> 00:43:35,443
(HONKING)

845
00:43:35,861 --> 00:43:37,361
(MAN EXCLAIMS)

846
00:43:51,084 --> 00:43:52,752
(GUESTS SCREAMING)

847
00:44:05,223 --> 00:44:06,515
(SCREAMS)

848
00:44:06,892 --> 00:44:09,310
What is that noise?

849
00:44:09,394 --> 00:44:11,896
-Popper!
-It's nothing. Stay focused.

850
00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:16,734
(GASPS)

851
00:44:31,124 --> 00:44:32,416
(HONKING)

852
00:44:35,754 --> 00:44:37,129
-Get it off me!
-(FARTS)

853
00:44:37,839 --> 00:44:41,467
Who is responsible for this?

854
00:44:41,551 --> 00:44:43,511
My money is on her.

855
00:44:43,595 --> 00:44:46,639
ls this some kind
of environmentalist protest?

856
00:44:50,018 --> 00:44:53,938
This is disgraceful ! Don't lie to me.

857
00:44:55,273 --> 00:44:56,357
Huh?

858
00:44:56,608 --> 00:44:58,150
(ALL SQUAWKING)

859
00:44:59,861 --> 00:45:00,945
Ah.

860
00:45:04,616 --> 00:45:09,704
POPPER: I don't like you, I don't need you,
I don't want you in my life!

861
00:45:09,788 --> 00:45:10,830
Come on.

862
00:45:17,754 --> 00:45:20,214
This guy is a complete amateur.

863
00:45:20,298 --> 00:45:23,509
I just got to pick my moment,
then make my move.

864
00:45:25,595 --> 00:45:27,805
POPPER: Pippi,
the Guggenheim was a fiasco.

865
00:45:28,181 --> 00:45:30,474
Get me another meeting with Van Gundy.

866
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:31,726
Pronto.

867
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:33,519
I was going to say that.

868
00:45:34,896 --> 00:45:38,315
Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek.
Captain's "it."

869
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,693
I'm still not speaking to them.

870
00:45:43,155 --> 00:45:44,905
What? What happened?

871
00:45:45,574 --> 00:45:48,701
Nothing. I'm fine. Billy, it's time to go.

872
00:45:48,785 --> 00:45:51,245
-Janie, what happened?
-I said I'm fine.

873
00:45:51,329 --> 00:45:53,414
Hey, I know I kind of blew it before,

874
00:45:53,498 --> 00:45:55,416
but I'm actually pretty good
at giving advice.

875
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,834
Mom is here. We've got to go.

876
00:45:59,379 --> 00:46:01,881
Janie, come on. I want to help.

877
00:46:01,965 --> 00:46:04,091
Really? Fine. Here it is.

878
00:46:04,551 --> 00:46:07,136
Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan
to go out with Brandon Yee.

879
00:46:07,220 --> 00:46:08,512
-Brandy.
-So Cooper texted Brittany to see

880
00:46:08,597 --> 00:46:10,347
if I was going to the Snowball Dance.

881
00:46:10,432 --> 00:46:15,144
And she is all, "No, she's not going,"
so now I look all desperate and dumb.

882
00:46:16,062 --> 00:46:17,354
So, great, right?

883
00:46:17,439 --> 00:46:19,482
Cooper is gonna ask me
to the Snowball Dance, but he never calls.

884
00:46:19,566 --> 00:46:22,485
And now Brittany's telling everybody that
Madison kissed him in the third period.

885
00:46:22,569 --> 00:46:26,113
But then I hear that Brittany likes him, too,
so I don't know what to think!

886
00:46:26,198 --> 00:46:28,115
So there it is. What do you got, Dad?

887
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,284
Well, who is Brittany again?

888
00:46:30,368 --> 00:46:31,410
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

889
00:46:31,495 --> 00:46:33,788
Brittany is Madison's BFF.

890
00:46:33,872 --> 00:46:35,664
Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it.

891
00:46:36,541 --> 00:46:39,335
Janie! Hold on, hold on. Janie.

892
00:46:40,629 --> 00:46:44,799
Look, sweetheart.
Maybe this just wasn't meant to be.

893
00:46:44,883 --> 00:46:47,343
Don't waste your tears.
There's going to be a lot of other guys.

894
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:52,056
I mean, you're going to go through this
over and over.

895
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:53,849
By the time you're my age,

896
00:46:53,934 --> 00:46:56,769
you're not even going to remember
Keaven Coover.

897
00:46:56,853 --> 00:46:57,895
Coover Keeven?

898
00:46:58,104 --> 00:46:59,772
Kee. . . Coover. . .

899
00:46:59,856 --> 00:47:01,106
Keiver Coover?

900
00:47:01,191 --> 00:47:02,733
So just forget about it and move on?

901
00:47:02,818 --> 00:47:03,984
Exactly.

902
00:47:04,694 --> 00:47:06,737
Great, thanks. I feel much better.

903
00:47:09,991 --> 00:47:11,075
(CLEARS THROAT)

904
00:47:11,701 --> 00:47:13,327
It's good advice.

905
00:47:13,411 --> 00:47:15,871
You know what,
maybe she doesn't want advice.

906
00:47:15,956 --> 00:47:18,707
Maybe she just wants you
to be her dad and listen.

907
00:47:19,251 --> 00:47:20,918
But what if my advice is amazing?

908
00:47:21,419 --> 00:47:22,962
Good night, Popper.

909
00:47:23,046 --> 00:47:24,755
It's a shame to waste it.

910
00:47:25,215 --> 00:47:30,803
Madison kissed Keeper Coogan.
No, Cooper. Cooper!

911
00:47:30,887 --> 00:47:32,179
-(HONKING)
-Kissed Cooper. . .

912
00:47:32,264 --> 00:47:34,640
What? I can't get 30 seconds
of privacy around here?

913
00:47:34,724 --> 00:47:36,934
What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?

914
00:47:37,018 --> 00:47:39,895
I'm not supposed to guess,
I'm just supposed to listen.

915
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:43,190
All right, I'm listening.
Come on, smart guy, what is it?

916
00:47:43,275 --> 00:47:44,567
What do you wonk?

917
00:47:44,693 --> 00:47:45,985
(HONKING INSISTENTLY)

918
00:47:47,988 --> 00:47:49,280
(COOING)

919
00:47:51,283 --> 00:47:52,324
Not fair.

920
00:47:53,118 --> 00:47:54,451
Come on.

921
00:47:55,328 --> 00:47:56,453
Oh !

922
00:47:57,163 --> 00:47:58,664
Did I do that? Hey!

923
00:47:58,748 --> 00:47:59,999
-(DEFECATING)
-Hey!

924
00:48:00,125 --> 00:48:01,542
(LAUGHING)

925
00:48:01,751 --> 00:48:04,128
ls that what you were trying to tell me?

926
00:48:04,212 --> 00:48:07,381
Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on.

927
00:48:07,465 --> 00:48:08,883
(ALL HONKING)

928
00:48:08,967 --> 00:48:12,344
You look full. Open the bomb bay doors!

929
00:48:12,470 --> 00:48:13,470
Whoa!

930
00:48:15,974 --> 00:48:17,516
That is some good. . .

931
00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,351
(HONKING LOUDLY)

932
00:48:20,353 --> 00:48:22,813
Stay! Stay!

933
00:48:27,068 --> 00:48:28,319
Or come.

934
00:48:38,163 --> 00:48:40,289
(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

935
00:48:41,833 --> 00:48:45,044
Dear Lord, thank you for
the food we are about to eat.

936
00:48:45,128 --> 00:48:50,049
Please use your mighty power
to stop the melting of the polar ice caps.

937
00:48:50,133 --> 00:48:51,342
Amen.

938
00:48:58,516 --> 00:49:01,101
Could you pass the salt? I'll get it.

939
00:49:11,863 --> 00:49:14,949
Hey, kids. Check this out.

940
00:49:15,033 --> 00:49:17,409
Everybody ready?

941
00:49:17,494 --> 00:49:22,289
And, shuffle, ball, step. Shuffle, ball, lunge.

942
00:49:22,374 --> 00:49:25,793
Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.
Step, ball, change.

943
00:49:25,877 --> 00:49:27,002
Word !

944
00:49:28,964 --> 00:49:30,255
And the Tony goes to Mamma Mia!

945
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,758
because somebody didn't show up
for rehearsals.

946
00:49:32,842 --> 00:49:34,343
Not mentioning names.

947
00:49:34,427 --> 00:49:35,803
(SOFTLY) Nimrod.

948
00:49:35,887 --> 00:49:36,887
That's awesome.

949
00:49:36,972 --> 00:49:38,555
-Pretty cool, huh?
-Yeah.

950
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,141
BILLY: Good job, you guys.

951
00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,354
Whatever it is, I'm here for you, sweetie.

952
00:49:46,231 --> 00:49:49,191
Relax, it's no big deal.

953
00:49:49,275 --> 00:49:52,111
But Cooper Keegan just asked me
to the Snowball Dance.

954
00:49:52,195 --> 00:49:53,696
Cooper Keegan !

955
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,197
Oh, my gosh. I need a dress.

956
00:49:55,532 --> 00:49:58,492
OMG. LGB1.

957
00:49:58,743 --> 00:50:00,911
-What?
-Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.

958
00:50:00,996 --> 00:50:02,621
You mean you?

959
00:50:02,706 --> 00:50:03,789
Yeahbsolutely.

960
00:50:04,457 --> 00:50:05,499
Okay.

961
00:50:08,712 --> 00:50:09,962
(SNORING)

962
00:50:14,426 --> 00:50:17,678
JANIE: Dad, I look terrible in all of these.

963
00:50:17,762 --> 00:50:19,680
Well, I would love to see one of them.

964
00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:21,724
I tell you what,
whatever you've got on right now,

965
00:50:21,808 --> 00:50:25,102
just bring it on out to the viewing area
so we can view it.

966
00:50:25,186 --> 00:50:26,228
JANIE: Fine.

967
00:50:34,571 --> 00:50:38,407
Wow. You actually look beautiful.

968
00:50:38,491 --> 00:50:40,492
Yeah, right.

969
00:50:40,577 --> 00:50:41,785
Dad?

970
00:50:43,913 --> 00:50:45,456
You're an angel.

971
00:50:46,082 --> 00:50:47,291
Shut up.

972
00:50:53,131 --> 00:50:54,590
I made that.

973
00:50:54,674 --> 00:50:56,008
What?

974
00:50:56,092 --> 00:50:57,468
I'll tell you about it later.

975
00:50:57,886 --> 00:51:00,054
-Hi, birds.
-Hi, birds.

976
00:51:00,138 --> 00:51:02,056
Let me get you a snack.

977
00:51:11,983 --> 00:51:13,317
JANIE: OMG.

978
00:51:16,279 --> 00:51:17,321
Dad !

979
00:51:18,490 --> 00:51:25,829
No.

980
00:51:25,914 --> 00:51:27,915
(CHUCKLING) No!

981
00:51:29,501 --> 00:51:30,709
Lovey.

982
00:51:30,919 --> 00:51:32,086
(COOS)

983
00:51:34,589 --> 00:51:36,340
Eggs?

984
00:51:36,424 --> 00:51:38,050
So, baby penguins?

985
00:51:39,385 --> 00:51:40,886
Baby penguins!

986
00:51:40,970 --> 00:51:42,304
Or a three-penguin omelet.

987
00:51:42,514 --> 00:51:43,680
-BILLY: Dad !
-POPPER: Mmm !

988
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,062
-Amanda.
-Hello?

989
00:51:50,146 --> 00:51:51,271
You got to come over.

990
00:51:52,941 --> 00:51:54,191
(DOORBELL RINGING)

991
00:51:56,277 --> 00:51:58,195
-Hey.
-Oh. You brought Rick.

992
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,740
Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice.

993
00:52:01,825 --> 00:52:05,786
Hey. Wow. Greetings, little friend.

994
00:52:05,870 --> 00:52:07,996
Hey. What's your name?

995
00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:09,540
Ow!

996
00:52:09,707 --> 00:52:12,376
Rick, Bitey. Bitey, Rick.

997
00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:15,087
Hey.

998
00:52:15,171 --> 00:52:16,713
-Who's this fella?
-(FARTS)

999
00:52:18,133 --> 00:52:19,591
Stinky.

1000
00:52:19,676 --> 00:52:21,760
-That's his way of saying "Greetings."
-Yeah.

1001
00:52:22,137 --> 00:52:23,345
(HONKING LOUDLY)

1002
00:52:25,473 --> 00:52:28,225
Hey, you know what?
I'll meet you in the car.

1003
00:52:29,394 --> 00:52:30,978
Come on, you got to see this. Come on.

1004
00:52:31,062 --> 00:52:33,397
What. . . What am I looking at? What. . .

1005
00:52:33,481 --> 00:52:35,566
Just a miracle, that's all.

1006
00:52:37,861 --> 00:52:40,654
-AMANDA: Hold on, is that. . .
-POPPER: Eggs. Three of them.

1007
00:52:40,738 --> 00:52:41,989
-Wow.
-Yeah.

1008
00:52:42,073 --> 00:52:43,115
Amazing.

1009
00:52:43,950 --> 00:52:46,451
Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?

1010
00:52:46,536 --> 00:52:47,536
It's really kind of cool.

1011
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:50,122
They use those stones to make their nest.

1012
00:52:50,206 --> 00:52:51,415
Really?

1013
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:55,377
Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet.

1014
00:52:55,461 --> 00:52:57,671
Yeah, but look. He's so attentive.

1015
00:52:57,755 --> 00:53:00,299
They have to separate
for long periods of time

1016
00:53:00,383 --> 00:53:01,884
just to find fish.

1017
00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,135
Hmm.

1018
00:53:03,428 --> 00:53:05,387
lt must be kind of hard on them. Huh?

1019
00:53:05,805 --> 00:53:08,432
They always get back together, though.

1020
00:53:08,975 --> 00:53:10,642
That's nice.

1021
00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:12,519
It's natural.

1022
00:53:12,604 --> 00:53:15,230
Mom, Dad wants to know
if you'll have dinner with him.

1023
00:53:15,315 --> 00:53:17,316
-What?
-Billy, I don't know if that's. . .

1024
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,276
Mom, just do it.

1025
00:53:21,779 --> 00:53:22,905
What do you think of this shirt?

1026
00:53:23,615 --> 00:53:25,782
-Does it make me look pale?
-(SQUAWKING)

1027
00:53:25,867 --> 00:53:27,743
I know they are. It's a little cold in here.

1028
00:53:27,827 --> 00:53:28,869
(HONKS)

1029
00:53:28,953 --> 00:53:29,953
How dare you?

1030
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:31,205
Oh.

1031
00:53:31,414 --> 00:53:35,250
Nice. You were going to let me
go out like that. Some friend you are.

1032
00:53:36,461 --> 00:53:38,420
I got a reservation at Jean-Georges,

1033
00:53:38,504 --> 00:53:42,549
which is almost impossible
unless you're dating The Donald.

1034
00:53:42,634 --> 00:53:44,301
Which I am not willing to do.

1035
00:53:44,552 --> 00:53:48,513
Are you guys going to be okay?
Not that I don't trust you.

1036
00:53:48,598 --> 00:53:49,973
I just worry, that's all.

1037
00:53:50,058 --> 00:53:51,475
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1038
00:53:54,145 --> 00:53:55,270
Pipperoni.

1039
00:53:55,355 --> 00:53:57,439
PIPPI: Mr. Popper, Van Gundy phoned

1040
00:53:57,523 --> 00:53:59,524
requesting your presence
at the property in the park.

1041
00:53:59,609 --> 00:54:01,568
-Now?
-Please be punctual.

1042
00:54:01,653 --> 00:54:02,819
Okay, tell her I'll be there.

1043
00:54:04,113 --> 00:54:06,823
-I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone.
-(HONKS)

1044
00:54:08,785 --> 00:54:10,369
It's a metaphor.

1045
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:16,291
Uh. . .

1046
00:54:16,918 --> 00:54:20,087
Yeah, we'd prefer to sit over here. Yeah.

1047
00:54:25,093 --> 00:54:26,426
Thank you.

1048
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:28,845
Oh, thanks.

1049
00:54:32,392 --> 00:54:33,558
Are you looking for someone?

1050
00:54:33,935 --> 00:54:37,437
No. Just taking in
the ambience of the room.

1051
00:54:37,522 --> 00:54:38,772
lt hasn't changed in 30 years.

1052
00:54:38,856 --> 00:54:41,149
It's got sort of a decaying charm.

1053
00:54:46,155 --> 00:54:48,282
-Okay, what is it with that table?
-What?

1054
00:54:48,366 --> 00:54:50,200
You look like you've seen a ghost.

1055
00:54:50,285 --> 00:54:51,994
No, I'm fine.

1056
00:54:52,078 --> 00:54:54,329
Thom, it's me.

1057
00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:59,876
My dad used to bring me here
whenever he was home.

1058
00:54:59,961 --> 00:55:01,295
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

1059
00:55:01,379 --> 00:55:02,921
That was our table.

1060
00:55:03,006 --> 00:55:05,382
He used to give me these souvenirs
he'd bring

1061
00:55:05,466 --> 00:55:07,926
from his incredible adventures on the road.

1062
00:55:09,345 --> 00:55:12,514
lt was about the only time
I ever got to see him.

1063
00:55:13,641 --> 00:55:14,850
Thanks, Dad.

1064
00:55:15,935 --> 00:55:18,645
It's actually a good memory.

1065
00:55:18,730 --> 00:55:20,856
Sometimes they're the worst.

1066
00:55:22,692 --> 00:55:25,777
We were married for 15 years,

1067
00:55:25,862 --> 00:55:27,612
and you have never told me that.

1068
00:55:27,989 --> 00:55:28,989
Hmm.

1069
00:55:29,741 --> 00:55:32,367
You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper.

1070
00:55:35,246 --> 00:55:36,330
(LAUGHING)

1071
00:55:37,498 --> 00:55:39,124
I don't know.

1072
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,625
I think this old place has still got it.

1073
00:55:43,671 --> 00:55:44,838
Where are we going?

1074
00:55:44,922 --> 00:55:47,382
That's for me to know
and you to find adorable.

1075
00:55:47,467 --> 00:55:48,550
Oh, really?

1076
00:55:48,634 --> 00:55:49,718
Yes.

1077
00:55:52,096 --> 00:55:53,096
(AMANDA LAUGHING)

1078
00:55:53,181 --> 00:55:56,183
POPPER: Right, left. Right, left. Right.

1079
00:55:57,101 --> 00:56:00,354
Well, we're out of the medals.
But we had a good time.

1080
00:56:00,438 --> 00:56:01,813
Nice trick.

1081
00:56:03,232 --> 00:56:06,485
I can't believe we're doing this.

1082
00:56:06,569 --> 00:56:08,904
I brought a girl here once, a long time ago.

1083
00:56:08,988 --> 00:56:11,615
lt was closed,
so we broke in and stole skates.

1084
00:56:11,741 --> 00:56:13,200
She sounds amazing.

1085
00:56:13,284 --> 00:56:14,618
I thought so.

1086
00:56:14,744 --> 00:56:19,414
Then she got on the ice,
and she was kind of a clutz.

1087
00:56:19,499 --> 00:56:21,375
I think she was just trying to impress you.

1088
00:56:21,459 --> 00:56:22,793
You remember the boathouse?

1089
00:56:22,877 --> 00:56:24,628
Oh, the boathouse.

1090
00:56:25,338 --> 00:56:28,215
-Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there.
-Yes, it was.

1091
00:56:29,092 --> 00:56:30,801
-Yeah.
-Yep.

1092
00:56:31,094 --> 00:56:32,594
-Mmm-hmm.
-Mmm-hmm.

1093
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,845
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1094
00:56:34,389 --> 00:56:35,472
(LAUGHING)

1095
00:56:38,101 --> 00:56:41,061
I don't know what happened there.

1096
00:56:41,145 --> 00:56:43,605
I think we just hit a rough patch.

1097
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,942
I'll race you.

1098
00:56:53,783 --> 00:56:55,283
That's good, you got it.

1099
00:56:57,078 --> 00:56:58,787
Want some more? Want some more?

1100
00:56:59,497 --> 00:57:01,581
-You let him in?
-He had a badge.

1101
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:03,792
-A badge from the zoo.
-JONES: Look at this.

1102
00:57:04,043 --> 00:57:06,253
Hey! Step away from the penguins.

1103
00:57:06,337 --> 00:57:08,463
These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper.

1104
00:57:08,548 --> 00:57:10,048
They need a full veterinary workup.

1105
00:57:10,174 --> 00:57:11,883
Yeah? Well, if I get worked up,

1106
00:57:11,968 --> 00:57:14,761
you're going to need a workup of your face.

1107
00:57:14,846 --> 00:57:16,179
Really?

1108
00:57:16,264 --> 00:57:19,307
You've got some interesting ideas
about animal care, Mr. Popper.

1109
00:57:19,392 --> 00:57:21,268
You stick them in front of the TV?

1110
00:57:21,352 --> 00:57:23,728
Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.

1111
00:57:23,813 --> 00:57:27,149
You've got one nesting
in the produce bin of your refrigerator.

1112
00:57:27,233 --> 00:57:28,316
(SCOFFS)

1113
00:57:28,401 --> 00:57:31,194
Just shows what you know.
That's a cheese drawer.

1114
00:57:31,821 --> 00:57:34,448
Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?

1115
00:57:34,615 --> 00:57:36,658
ls this your idea of a healthy animal diet?

1116
00:57:36,742 --> 00:57:39,369
Ooh ! Evidence! Call CSI.

1117
00:57:40,455 --> 00:57:41,746
You planted this.

1118
00:57:41,831 --> 00:57:43,957
You have no idea
what you're doing with these birds.

1119
00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:45,542
Like you're some kind of penguin expert.

1120
00:57:47,587 --> 00:57:48,587
I am a penguin expert.

1121
00:57:49,338 --> 00:57:51,548
Yeah, but. . . Yeah, okay.

1122
00:57:52,216 --> 00:57:55,719
It's time for me to take these birds
and put them in a proper home.

1123
00:57:55,803 --> 00:57:57,387
You aren't giving them what they need.

1124
00:57:57,472 --> 00:58:00,515
I am giving them exactly what they need.

1125
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:01,933
What? What are you giving them?

1126
00:58:02,018 --> 00:58:03,560
I am giving them love.

1127
00:58:04,103 --> 00:58:05,187
Love?

1128
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,314
Well, it sounds weird
when you make me say it.

1129
00:58:07,398 --> 00:58:10,609
These aren't children, Mr. Popper.
They're animals.

1130
00:58:10,693 --> 00:58:12,486
They need food. They need snow.

1131
00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:15,489
And every once in a while,
one of them needs to be eaten by a whale.

1132
00:58:15,573 --> 00:58:16,948
-(HONKS)
-Hey!

1133
00:58:17,033 --> 00:58:18,575
You want to know who they love?

1134
00:58:18,659 --> 00:58:20,285
I'll tell you who they love.

1135
00:58:20,369 --> 00:58:22,662
Whoever is holding the fish.

1136
00:58:32,590 --> 00:58:33,840
Traitors.

1137
00:58:35,968 --> 00:58:37,010
Wake up, Popper.

1138
00:58:37,094 --> 00:58:40,347
These penguins can only survive
in the zoo or Antarctica.

1139
00:58:40,431 --> 00:58:43,558
So, sooner or later,
I will take these penguins.

1140
00:58:45,686 --> 00:58:46,770
POPPER: Omega-3s, Pip.

1141
00:58:47,104 --> 00:58:48,772
Penguins are way ahead of us on this.

1142
00:58:48,856 --> 00:58:49,981
Mr. Popper, I'm perplexed.

1143
00:58:50,066 --> 00:58:52,067
How does this pertain
to the Van Gundy problem?

1144
00:58:52,151 --> 00:58:54,819
Van Gundy? Lots of that. Lots of that.

1145
00:58:54,904 --> 00:58:56,363
Please tell me you have a plan.

1146
00:58:56,447 --> 00:58:58,573
I always have a plan, Pippi.

1147
00:59:00,243 --> 00:59:01,284
They're fresh.

1148
00:59:01,369 --> 00:59:04,746
Oh, really? Why do I smell bleach?

1149
00:59:04,830 --> 00:59:06,414
Mr. Popper,
we're being pressed for progress.

1150
00:59:06,499 --> 00:59:08,291
Perhaps I could pamper the penguins
for you.

1151
00:59:08,459 --> 00:59:10,252
You need to procure your promotion.

1152
00:59:10,336 --> 00:59:13,880
No, Pippi.
What we need is squid, and plenty of them.

1153
00:59:14,340 --> 00:59:16,925
The weather outside is frightful

1154
00:59:17,009 --> 00:59:18,802
The fire is so delightful

1155
00:59:19,470 --> 00:59:21,888
Since there's no place to go

1156
00:59:21,973 --> 00:59:25,475
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

1157
00:59:26,185 --> 00:59:28,728
Oh ! Good morning, kids.
Babies on the way.

1158
00:59:28,813 --> 00:59:29,938
Got to get ready.

1159
00:59:31,107 --> 00:59:34,776
Young Gentoos need an ice shelf
at 28 degrees. A little powder on top.

1160
00:59:34,944 --> 00:59:37,112
That's right. I'm kind of a penguin expert.

1161
00:59:37,572 --> 00:59:38,613
Oh !

1162
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,408
Hey, not in the house, young lady.

1163
00:59:41,492 --> 00:59:45,203
Besides, when you pack this stuff down,
you could really hurt somebody.

1164
00:59:45,288 --> 00:59:47,080
JANIE: Come on, let's get him, Billy!

1165
00:59:47,456 --> 00:59:48,999
(ALL LAUGHING)

1166
00:59:50,585 --> 00:59:51,668
(EXCLAIMS)

1167
00:59:55,006 --> 00:59:56,089
You're begging for it.

1168
00:59:57,550 --> 00:59:59,676
Here, hold on.
Look how much can go in this hat!

1169
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,303
Look how much can go in this hat!

1170
01:00:01,387 --> 01:00:02,387
Ah !

1171
01:00:03,014 --> 01:00:04,014
Uh-oh !

1172
01:00:04,098 --> 01:00:05,307
Grab a pen, Popper.

1173
01:00:05,641 --> 01:00:08,518
I'm going to hook you up with the number
of a very good moving company.

1174
01:00:09,562 --> 01:00:10,562
Ow!

1175
01:00:14,275 --> 01:00:15,650
-Hey.
-POPPER: Wow.

1176
01:00:16,319 --> 01:00:17,694
I think I hear your mama calling.

1177
01:00:17,987 --> 01:00:20,071
(GURGLING) Kent! Kent!

1178
01:00:21,365 --> 01:00:23,950
You're only delaying the inevitable, Popper.

1179
01:00:24,035 --> 01:00:25,744
I'll be telling the board about this.

1180
01:00:25,953 --> 01:00:27,245
(FARTING)

1181
01:00:29,874 --> 01:00:33,001
POPPER: Kids, wake up.
You don't want to miss this.

1182
01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,878
JANIE: What are we doing?

1183
01:00:35,129 --> 01:00:36,463
Shh !

1184
01:00:41,510 --> 01:00:44,721
JANIE: Wow. Cool.

1185
01:00:52,605 --> 01:00:54,356
POPPER: Here it comes.

1186
01:00:55,232 --> 01:00:57,359
-BILLY: It's coming.
-POPPER: Look at that.

1187
01:00:57,777 --> 01:00:58,943
(CHIRPING)

1188
01:01:05,284 --> 01:01:07,160
-JANIE: Dad, look.
-Yeah.

1189
01:01:07,953 --> 01:01:10,038
-BILLY: Holy cow, another one.
-POPPER: Look, look, look.

1190
01:01:10,122 --> 01:01:11,956
It's another one.

1191
01:01:13,209 --> 01:01:15,126
POPPER: Reminds me of you guys.

1192
01:01:29,266 --> 01:01:31,893
Rangers on a breakaway!
They're out in the open ice.

1193
01:01:31,977 --> 01:01:34,312
Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!

1194
01:01:34,397 --> 01:01:36,606
-No way.
-Can Crosby back-check? Back-check!

1195
01:01:37,191 --> 01:01:39,651
-Oh ! Sorry.
-Hey, Dad.

1196
01:01:40,111 --> 01:01:42,821
-I got your number, okay?
-JANIE: Ooh ! I'm so scared.

1197
01:01:46,951 --> 01:01:48,159
POPPER: Mom.

1198
01:01:48,244 --> 01:01:50,120
The place is coming together, huh?

1199
01:01:50,204 --> 01:01:51,287
Or apart.

1200
01:01:53,207 --> 01:01:55,291
Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?

1201
01:01:55,376 --> 01:01:59,546
Mom. Yeah, that's right.
A woman can be a captain.

1202
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:01,548
We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.

1203
01:02:01,632 --> 01:02:04,384
-Really?
-Cross-checking is okay, though.

1204
01:02:06,887 --> 01:02:08,471
(GROANING DRAMATICALLY)

1205
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:10,932
-Five minutes for fighting.
-Oh, man.

1206
01:02:11,016 --> 01:02:12,642
You promise to call me when it hatches.

1207
01:02:12,727 --> 01:02:14,519
Promise. Any day now.

1208
01:02:22,903 --> 01:02:25,196
Don't worry, Captain.

1209
01:02:25,990 --> 01:02:28,408
The little fella is just taking his time.

1210
01:02:28,492 --> 01:02:29,701
And I bet he'll be a great flyer.

1211
01:02:32,913 --> 01:02:34,164
You're falling asleep.

1212
01:02:34,248 --> 01:02:35,623
No, I'm not.

1213
01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:37,709
Hmm. lt must be me.

1214
01:02:38,836 --> 01:02:40,378
You really should go to bed.

1215
01:02:40,463 --> 01:02:41,463
Uh-uh.

1216
01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:44,841
I'm not leaving him. He's a Popper.

1217
01:02:45,009 --> 01:02:46,176
(AMANDA CHUCKLES)

1218
01:02:47,595 --> 01:02:50,263
Good night.

1219
01:02:56,353 --> 01:02:57,604
(DOORBELL RINGING)

1220
01:03:02,693 --> 01:03:04,569
Oh ! Hey, guys.

1221
01:03:04,653 --> 01:03:06,112
We've left seven messages.

1222
01:03:06,197 --> 01:03:07,697
You look terrible, Popper.

1223
01:03:07,782 --> 01:03:09,115
We haven't heard anything
about the Tavern.

1224
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:12,452
-What have you been doing?
-Uh. Well. . . Um. . .

1225
01:03:12,536 --> 01:03:15,288
I'm sure Pippi told you,
I've been kind of fighting a cold.

1226
01:03:15,372 --> 01:03:16,414
Pneumonia.

1227
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:17,540
(COUGHS)

1228
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:18,708
Move!

1229
01:03:20,127 --> 01:03:21,377
What the. . .

1230
01:03:21,462 --> 01:03:25,256
POPPER: If I'd have known you guys were
coming, I'd have cleaned this place up,

1231
01:03:25,341 --> 01:03:27,842
fired up the old Zamboni. (CHUCKLES)

1232
01:03:29,845 --> 01:03:32,055
The maid comes on Wednesdays.

1233
01:03:35,726 --> 01:03:37,101
He's gone insane.

1234
01:03:37,186 --> 01:03:38,186
FRANKLIN: I've seen this before.

1235
01:03:38,270 --> 01:03:40,063
This is exactly what happened
with Howard Hughes.

1236
01:03:40,689 --> 01:03:41,773
Because you're old.

1237
01:03:41,857 --> 01:03:42,857
YATES: Popper.

1238
01:03:43,067 --> 01:03:44,359
The Tavern?

1239
01:03:44,443 --> 01:03:46,110
Oh ! The Tavern.

1240
01:03:46,195 --> 01:03:48,404
The Tavern is an interesting project.

1241
01:03:49,365 --> 01:03:50,907
I have lots of ideas about the Tavern.

1242
01:03:50,991 --> 01:03:53,868
For God's sakes, man !
Pull yourself together.

1243
01:03:53,994 --> 01:03:55,954
Your house is full of penguins.

1244
01:03:56,413 --> 01:03:59,374
I know. I know.

1245
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:00,917
I know how it looks.

1246
01:04:01,001 --> 01:04:02,460
But it's just one more egg.

1247
01:04:02,586 --> 01:04:05,046
And as soon as it hatches, I'm there.

1248
01:04:05,130 --> 01:04:07,799
Franklin, how long have I worked for you?

1249
01:04:07,883 --> 01:04:09,717
You know how many soccer games
I've skipped?

1250
01:04:09,802 --> 01:04:11,594
And dance recitals?

1251
01:04:11,679 --> 01:04:13,096
What are we doing this for, anyway?

1252
01:04:17,643 --> 01:04:19,936
There are just some things
you can't afford to miss.

1253
01:04:21,522 --> 01:04:25,191
It's too late, we've lost him.
Popper, you're fired.

1254
01:04:26,443 --> 01:04:27,652
Okay.

1255
01:04:30,614 --> 01:04:33,700
Best of luck
in your future endeavors, Popper.

1256
01:04:35,619 --> 01:04:36,661
Appreciate it.

1257
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:17,160
POPPER: (SHIVERING)
Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch !

1258
01:05:17,661 --> 01:05:20,079
Hatch, hatch, hatch !
Hatch, hatch, hatch !

1259
01:05:20,164 --> 01:05:24,083
Okay, it's going to happen.
I feel it. It's happening.

1260
01:05:24,168 --> 01:05:26,252
It's happening right now.
It's happening right now.

1261
01:05:26,337 --> 01:05:27,879
I'm going to give it the touch.

1262
01:05:27,963 --> 01:05:30,298
Total belief. Total faith.

1263
01:05:30,382 --> 01:05:31,633
Come on.

1264
01:05:38,015 --> 01:05:39,182
(GROANS)

1265
01:05:39,433 --> 01:05:40,516
Wow.

1266
01:05:57,534 --> 01:05:58,576
Mmm.

1267
01:06:11,966 --> 01:06:14,384
I tried to warn you, Mr. Popper.

1268
01:06:14,593 --> 01:06:17,053
You're just not equipped for this.

1269
01:06:18,597 --> 01:06:22,058
Maybe you should let me
take care of them for a while.

1270
01:06:48,585 --> 01:06:51,921
What if the Statue of Liberty

1271
01:06:53,257 --> 01:06:54,298
had a friend?

1272
01:06:54,925 --> 01:06:56,009
POPPER: Okay, people!

1273
01:06:56,427 --> 01:06:58,177
No more loafing around.

1274
01:06:58,262 --> 01:06:59,345
What's the matter, folks?

1275
01:06:59,430 --> 01:07:01,222
You've never seen a zombie before?

1276
01:07:01,306 --> 01:07:05,685
That's right, it's the Dawn of the Dead.
I'm eating brains and taking names.

1277
01:07:05,769 --> 01:07:07,687
Marshall, get Zoning on the phone,

1278
01:07:07,771 --> 01:07:09,439
I want to know
how soon we can break ground.

1279
01:07:09,523 --> 01:07:12,483
Remind them of our donation
to the Mayor's re-election fund.

1280
01:07:12,568 --> 01:07:15,278
Boy, I never get tired
of looking at New York from here.

1281
01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:16,571
I love what you've done with the place.

1282
01:07:16,739 --> 01:07:18,614
Popper, what are you doing here?

1283
01:07:18,699 --> 01:07:21,868
I'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin.
I decided to take you back.

1284
01:07:21,952 --> 01:07:23,911
You're taking us back? We fired you.

1285
01:07:24,329 --> 01:07:26,122
All is forgiven then, don't worry about it.

1286
01:07:26,206 --> 01:07:27,707
Let me bring you up to speed.

1287
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:29,876
I've been playing hardball with Van Gundy.

1288
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:32,045
I told her kids
we were offering $100 million.

1289
01:07:32,337 --> 01:07:36,299
I suggested they make her life difficult
until she accepts,

1290
01:07:36,592 --> 01:07:38,217
so they've all moved back home.

1291
01:07:38,302 --> 01:07:40,470
Mrs. Van Gundy has planned
a press conference for tomorrow.

1292
01:07:40,554 --> 01:07:42,055
She wants us all present.

1293
01:07:42,556 --> 01:07:43,639
If you'll excuse us,

1294
01:07:44,141 --> 01:07:45,808
we have to unpack.

1295
01:07:47,561 --> 01:07:49,103
Popper's back!

1296
01:07:50,230 --> 01:07:51,230
POPPER: Oh, hey, guys!

1297
01:07:51,315 --> 01:07:52,565
-Hey, Dad.
-Hi.

1298
01:07:52,649 --> 01:07:54,108
Hey, how are you feeling?

1299
01:07:54,193 --> 01:07:55,526
Yeah, Dad, are you okay?

1300
01:07:55,611 --> 01:07:57,070
Yeah, I'm fine.

1301
01:07:57,154 --> 01:07:59,322
Before you go in there,

1302
01:07:59,406 --> 01:08:02,825
I think I should tell you,
there has been a couple of changes.

1303
01:08:12,377 --> 01:08:13,377
BILLY: Where are they?

1304
01:08:13,462 --> 01:08:16,089
They're okay, they're fine.
They're at the zoo.

1305
01:08:16,173 --> 01:08:18,091
And you know what?
It's really the best place for them.

1306
01:08:18,342 --> 01:08:19,717
They're probably in an icy pool right now.

1307
01:08:19,802 --> 01:08:22,678
All the fish they can eat.
Full-time penguin masseuse.

1308
01:08:22,763 --> 01:08:25,139
The whole thing's being narrated
by Morgan Freeman.

1309
01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:27,225
You sent them away to some cage?

1310
01:08:27,935 --> 01:08:31,979
Billy, they're birds.
They don't feel things the way we do.

1311
01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:33,731
-Thom, I don't think. . .
-Don't bother, Mom.

1312
01:08:33,816 --> 01:08:35,441
Come on, guys.

1313
01:08:35,526 --> 01:08:38,319
We had fun,
but it's time to get back to reality.

1314
01:08:38,403 --> 01:08:40,488
We got soccer.
We got the Snowball Dance.

1315
01:08:40,572 --> 01:08:43,491
I'm not going
to the stupid Snowball Dance.

1316
01:08:45,035 --> 01:08:46,369
Cooper Keegan asked somebody else.

1317
01:08:47,704 --> 01:08:49,914
Janie,

1318
01:08:49,998 --> 01:08:51,541
sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.

1319
01:08:53,127 --> 01:08:55,044
I'm not disappointed in him.

1320
01:08:56,046 --> 01:08:57,463
BILLY: Janie!

1321
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:02,927
What was I supposed to do?

1322
01:09:03,053 --> 01:09:04,554
How about feel something?

1323
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,721
Oh !

1324
01:09:06,056 --> 01:09:07,473
Please.

1325
01:09:07,558 --> 01:09:09,225
I feel great.

1326
01:09:10,519 --> 01:09:12,645
I saw you with that egg. I saw you !

1327
01:09:12,729 --> 01:09:14,105
That wasn't me.

1328
01:09:14,189 --> 01:09:16,566
That was a dream
where people live with penguins.

1329
01:09:16,650 --> 01:09:18,526
And their kids love them.
And all the eggs hatch.

1330
01:09:18,902 --> 01:09:20,236
So wake up!

1331
01:09:21,780 --> 01:09:22,864
Wow.

1332
01:09:26,201 --> 01:09:27,910
I think I just did.

1333
01:09:29,329 --> 01:09:33,916
And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip,
turn it into a vacation.

1334
01:09:34,918 --> 01:09:36,502
Are you okay with that, Popper?

1335
01:09:38,797 --> 01:09:40,506
Yeahbsolutely.

1336
01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:01,736
(PHONE RINGING)

1337
01:10:02,196 --> 01:10:03,237
POPPER: Pipsi-CoIa.

1338
01:10:03,322 --> 01:10:05,448
Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.

1339
01:10:05,574 --> 01:10:06,657
(SIGHS) Okay.

1340
01:10:11,413 --> 01:10:12,622
Come on.

1341
01:10:36,563 --> 01:10:38,314
POPPER SR. : My dearest Tommy,

1342
01:10:38,857 --> 01:10:40,066
in all my travels

1343
01:10:40,150 --> 01:10:44,070
I've never encountered
a creature quite so wise as this.

1344
01:10:44,154 --> 01:10:46,989
You see, once it loves you,
it never leaves your side.

1345
01:10:47,824 --> 01:10:52,036
I'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long
to Iearn that Iesson.

1346
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,914
But I hope there's still time for you.

1347
01:10:54,998 --> 01:10:57,541
Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa.

1348
01:10:57,626 --> 01:11:01,629
And hold them as close as you can
for as long as you can.

1349
01:11:01,797 --> 01:11:04,757
Bald Eagle, over and out.

1350
01:11:15,018 --> 01:11:18,437
All right, everybody in. Let's go.

1351
01:11:18,522 --> 01:11:21,649
We don't want to go
to your stupid press conference.

1352
01:11:23,318 --> 01:11:25,528
-We're not going to the press conference.
-Pardon?

1353
01:11:25,737 --> 01:11:28,698
-Driver, take us to the zoo.
-JANIE: What?

1354
01:11:28,782 --> 01:11:30,616
We're getting our penguins back.

1355
01:11:30,701 --> 01:11:32,034
-Yes!
-Yes!

1356
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:40,668
Mr. Popper,

1357
01:11:40,752 --> 01:11:42,670
late as usual.

1358
01:11:44,298 --> 01:11:45,423
Call him.

1359
01:11:45,507 --> 01:11:46,549
Who?

1360
01:11:47,718 --> 01:11:48,843
Cooper-freaking-Keegan.

1361
01:11:49,219 --> 01:11:50,219
But, Dad. . .

1362
01:11:50,304 --> 01:11:51,887
Sweetie, you've got to put
your heart out there.

1363
01:11:51,972 --> 01:11:55,016
And it might get broken,
but that's how you know you have one.

1364
01:11:55,100 --> 01:11:56,142
Call him.

1365
01:11:56,727 --> 01:11:59,562
Dad, I don't even really like him anymore.

1366
01:12:01,064 --> 01:12:02,356
I just got the name down.

1367
01:12:02,566 --> 01:12:03,899
But thanks.

1368
01:12:05,319 --> 01:12:06,986
-Call her.
-Who?

1369
01:12:07,362 --> 01:12:08,946
Mom-freaking-Mom.

1370
01:12:09,323 --> 01:12:10,906
I don't really like her anymore.

1371
01:12:10,991 --> 01:12:12,908
I'm kidding. Give me that.

1372
01:12:17,748 --> 01:12:19,415
-(EXHALES)
-(PHONE RINGING)

1373
01:12:22,002 --> 01:12:23,419
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1374
01:12:23,670 --> 01:12:25,421
(CLEARS THROAT) Hold on. Sorry.

1375
01:12:25,672 --> 01:12:26,839
Hey, Janie. What's up?

1376
01:12:26,923 --> 01:12:28,966
Amanda, hi. Look,

1377
01:12:31,261 --> 01:12:35,348
I know this is a total Hail Mary,
but please don't go to Ghana.

1378
01:12:36,141 --> 01:12:38,601
Thom, are you kidding me right now?

1379
01:12:38,685 --> 01:12:42,313
If you go there with him,
then it becomes a relationship, and. . .

1380
01:12:42,397 --> 01:12:44,899
I'm not asking for you
to just jump right back in with me.

1381
01:12:44,983 --> 01:12:46,484
I just want one more date.

1382
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:49,820
Just stay
and go on one more date with me.

1383
01:12:52,699 --> 01:12:53,908
Please.

1384
01:12:57,037 --> 01:12:59,246
Long pauses are good, right?
lt means she's thinking.

1385
01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:03,542
Where are you going to take me
this time, Popper?

1386
01:13:03,627 --> 01:13:05,336
Another landmark
you're planning to tear down?

1387
01:13:05,754 --> 01:13:07,630
No.

1388
01:13:07,714 --> 01:13:10,758
The kids and I are going
to visit some old friends.

1389
01:13:23,313 --> 01:13:25,815
Two children, one adult.

1390
01:13:25,899 --> 01:13:27,066
Make that two adults.

1391
01:13:27,150 --> 01:13:28,818
Mom ! Yes!

1392
01:13:28,902 --> 01:13:31,987
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
It's just a second date.

1393
01:13:32,656 --> 01:13:34,657
And it better be a good one.

1394
01:13:34,741 --> 01:13:35,741
POPPER: Yeahbsolutely.

1395
01:13:35,826 --> 01:13:37,493
Okay, here we go.

1396
01:13:40,997 --> 01:13:43,833
Okay, guys, we're here to get you

1397
01:13:44,251 --> 01:13:45,459
out.

1398
01:13:45,836 --> 01:13:47,503
JANIE: They're not here.

1399
01:13:47,587 --> 01:13:48,754
These aren't our guys.

1400
01:13:49,464 --> 01:13:51,048
No, they're not.

1401
01:13:54,302 --> 01:13:56,011
-Where are my penguins?
-I'm going to call you back.

1402
01:13:56,888 --> 01:13:59,598
Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins.

1403
01:13:59,683 --> 01:14:02,435
Don't give us the runaround, slick.
Why aren't they out there?

1404
01:14:02,519 --> 01:14:04,979
Because we already have penguins.

1405
01:14:05,063 --> 01:14:06,730
What we don't have is an emu.

1406
01:14:06,857 --> 01:14:08,858
Or a Komodo dragon.

1407
01:14:09,526 --> 01:14:10,609
Or a Bengal tiger.

1408
01:14:10,694 --> 01:14:13,195
-What are you talking about?
-Trading, Mr. Popper.

1409
01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:16,490
Zoos do it all the time.
Same as sports teams.

1410
01:14:16,575 --> 01:14:18,951
How do you think the Yankees won
27 championships?

1411
01:14:19,035 --> 01:14:20,244
lt sure wasn't their farm system.

1412
01:14:20,328 --> 01:14:21,537
Where are you sending them?

1413
01:14:21,621 --> 01:14:25,916
Three to Washington, three to Tokyo.
And the two chicks are going to Dubai.

1414
01:14:26,001 --> 01:14:28,210
But you can't split them up.
They're a family.

1415
01:14:28,295 --> 01:14:30,880
God's sake! They're just birds.

1416
01:14:31,214 --> 01:14:34,091
Just birds?
And what about the American eagle?

1417
01:14:34,176 --> 01:14:36,260
-ls that just a bird?
-Yes.

1418
01:14:37,179 --> 01:14:38,888
Okay, what about. . .

1419
01:14:39,306 --> 01:14:40,806
Big Bird is a Muppet.

1420
01:14:40,891 --> 01:14:42,141
Look, can they just see them?

1421
01:14:42,225 --> 01:14:45,311
My family is torn up about it.
My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?

1422
01:14:46,688 --> 01:14:48,939
Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?

1423
01:14:49,399 --> 01:14:50,983
-No.
-POPPER: Children,

1424
01:14:51,610 --> 01:14:54,695
this is what a liar looks like.
Take a mental picture.

1425
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:57,865
Look, Popper, I couldn't even if I wanted to.

1426
01:14:58,074 --> 01:14:59,867
They're already gone.

1427
01:14:59,951 --> 01:15:01,160
(HONKING)

1428
01:15:01,244 --> 01:15:02,661
-Loudy!
-Loudy!

1429
01:15:02,746 --> 01:15:04,246
You are a liar.

1430
01:15:04,331 --> 01:15:05,748
Popper! Popper!

1431
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:07,333
-There you are!
-Guys!

1432
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:09,251
Get back in there. Ow!

1433
01:15:09,336 --> 01:15:10,961
Bitey! Good job.

1434
01:15:11,713 --> 01:15:14,006
Mr. Popper,
those penguins are going back in the tank.

1435
01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:15,132
No, they're not.

1436
01:15:15,258 --> 01:15:18,135
What do we have here?
Anybody want some fish?

1437
01:15:18,428 --> 01:15:19,929
That's right. Come on in.

1438
01:15:20,013 --> 01:15:22,348
Come on, come on, come on. Hey!

1439
01:15:22,974 --> 01:15:24,308
-Not this time.
-(BANGING ON DOOR)

1440
01:15:29,272 --> 01:15:31,941
Do you have some kind of a plan?

1441
01:15:32,025 --> 01:15:34,360
I'm sorry, have we met?

1442
01:15:34,444 --> 01:15:35,444
Come on.

1443
01:15:35,612 --> 01:15:37,446
-(BANGING ON DOOR)
-Let me out!

1444
01:15:38,740 --> 01:15:41,617
-What took you so long?
-MAN: Sorry, sir.

1445
01:15:41,701 --> 01:15:44,245
Sir, what do the suspects look like?

1446
01:15:44,621 --> 01:15:46,205
Hmm, uh, let me think.

1447
01:15:46,289 --> 01:15:48,707
They're the ones with the eight penguins.

1448
01:15:48,875 --> 01:15:50,334
Now seal all the exits!

1449
01:15:51,294 --> 01:15:52,294
AMANDA: You guys have the babies, right?

1450
01:15:52,379 --> 01:15:53,546
JANIE: Yeah, Mom, we got them.

1451
01:15:53,630 --> 01:15:56,549
Excuse us!
Avian infectious disease containment!

1452
01:15:56,633 --> 01:15:58,884
-AMANDA: Antarctic bird flu !
-Very bad !

1453
01:15:58,969 --> 01:16:01,220
-Diarrhea! Vomiting !
-Vomiting ! Diarrhea!

1454
01:16:01,304 --> 01:16:02,513
You might want to hold your breath.

1455
01:16:02,597 --> 01:16:04,139
Thank you for your co-operation.

1456
01:16:04,641 --> 01:16:05,683
This way.

1457
01:16:08,019 --> 01:16:09,103
-Oh, no!
-Or that way.

1458
01:16:09,187 --> 01:16:10,854
BILLY: Come on, guys.
Follow me. Follow me.

1459
01:16:10,939 --> 01:16:12,856
Okay, try to act normal.

1460
01:16:38,216 --> 01:16:39,508
-(SQUAWKING)
-Go! Go!

1461
01:16:39,593 --> 01:16:42,136
I'll get him on this side. This way!

1462
01:16:44,139 --> 01:16:47,349
Get him ! Don't let him in the elevator.
He's heading to the roof.

1463
01:16:48,893 --> 01:16:51,895
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.

1464
01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:53,606
No, not this way.

1465
01:17:00,905 --> 01:17:03,282
It's the north side exit,
you can't go this way.

1466
01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:05,451
Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience.

1467
01:17:05,535 --> 01:17:06,702
(YELPS)

1468
01:17:08,038 --> 01:17:10,080
Hey, miss? Miss!

1469
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:11,624
All right.

1470
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,793
Nice and neat formation.

1471
01:17:14,878 --> 01:17:17,921
Okay, stay in formation.

1472
01:17:18,006 --> 01:17:19,715
Remain calm.

1473
01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:22,134
-What happened?
-I was pricked by a porcupine.

1474
01:17:22,218 --> 01:17:24,136
-Where were you pricked?
-ln my posterior!

1475
01:17:24,220 --> 01:17:25,304
I don't know where that is.

1476
01:17:25,388 --> 01:17:27,389
There's the limo. Just stay in formation.

1477
01:17:27,515 --> 01:17:28,891
JONES: I'm at the rear door, he's not there!

1478
01:17:30,060 --> 01:17:31,310
-Hey!
-Break formation !

1479
01:17:31,561 --> 01:17:33,604
-JONES: Popper!
-POPPER: Break formation !

1480
01:17:34,981 --> 01:17:36,190
Halt!

1481
01:17:39,986 --> 01:17:42,696
Ha-ha! You lose, slave trader!

1482
01:17:42,781 --> 01:17:45,574
I don't think so, Popper.
Aren't you forgetting something?

1483
01:17:45,659 --> 01:17:47,326
No, I don't think I'm forgetting something.

1484
01:17:47,410 --> 01:17:50,079
Thom, we forgot to do a head count.

1485
01:17:50,163 --> 01:17:51,705
Okay, one thing I forgot.

1486
01:17:51,790 --> 01:17:52,998
GUARD ON RADlO: We got him on the roof!

1487
01:17:59,589 --> 01:18:00,756
Captain !

1488
01:18:01,007 --> 01:18:02,049
(HONKS)

1489
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:09,973
Captain ! No!

1490
01:18:10,058 --> 01:18:11,100
(YELLS)

1491
01:18:19,609 --> 01:18:21,110
She's doing it.

1492
01:18:22,696 --> 01:18:26,782
Captain is flying !

1493
01:18:31,955 --> 01:18:33,372
(EXCLAIMING)

1494
01:18:39,129 --> 01:18:40,379
Whoa!

1495
01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:42,047
Can you believe that?

1496
01:18:42,382 --> 01:18:44,007
Hey! (LAUGHS)

1497
01:18:44,134 --> 01:18:46,552
Why are you hitting yourself? Huh?
Why are you hitting yourself?

1498
01:18:46,636 --> 01:18:48,721
That's not attractive for a zoo official. Huh?

1499
01:18:48,805 --> 01:18:49,930
I'll tell you what.

1500
01:18:52,058 --> 01:18:55,394
Now you're trapped like an animal.
It's ironic.

1501
01:18:56,354 --> 01:18:57,855
Hey! Don't. . .

1502
01:18:57,939 --> 01:18:59,022
Come back here!

1503
01:19:00,275 --> 01:19:01,358
Did you see that?

1504
01:19:01,443 --> 01:19:03,736
-Pretty good date so far.
-We're just getting started.

1505
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,362
Driver, Tavern on the Green.

1506
01:19:05,989 --> 01:19:08,949
Hold on, boss. Hold on, I got it.

1507
01:19:11,202 --> 01:19:13,120
Hey, hey! Stop!

1508
01:19:16,458 --> 01:19:20,586
MRS. VAN GUNDY: There have been
a lot of rumors floating around lately,

1509
01:19:20,670 --> 01:19:22,254
and I'm here to clear them up.

1510
01:19:22,464 --> 01:19:26,049
I have always said
that I would only sell the Tavern

1511
01:19:26,134 --> 01:19:29,344
if I found the right person.

1512
01:19:29,429 --> 01:19:32,306
And that's why I'm here to announce...

1513
01:19:32,390 --> 01:19:35,559
(SLOWLY) Wait!

1514
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,937
Don't

1515
01:19:39,272 --> 01:19:41,231
do

1516
01:19:41,316 --> 01:19:44,067
it!

1517
01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:47,821
Did you like that? The slow motion effect.

1518
01:19:47,906 --> 01:19:49,656
I just wanted to get your attention.

1519
01:19:49,741 --> 01:19:52,242
Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place.

1520
01:19:52,368 --> 01:19:54,787
-I know.
-If you sell it to me, I'll just tear it down.

1521
01:19:54,871 --> 01:19:56,580
And then Freddy and Tito and Klaus,

1522
01:19:56,664 --> 01:19:58,999
and the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee
will be out on the street.

1523
01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:01,794
-I know.
-This place is a part of New York history.

1524
01:20:01,878 --> 01:20:05,589
It's a part of my history.
I came here with my father.

1525
01:20:05,673 --> 01:20:09,092
The other day I had the best
second first date a man could ever have.

1526
01:20:09,219 --> 01:20:13,138
And I would rather cut my hands off
and stick knives in my eyes than. . .

1527
01:20:13,223 --> 01:20:16,016
Wait, I'd have to do the eyes first
and then the hands,

1528
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,976
and I'd have to have somebody
help me cut the right hand off

1529
01:20:18,061 --> 01:20:21,104
-because the left hand would be gone.
-Mr. Popper, stop talking.

1530
01:20:21,189 --> 01:20:22,981
-Okay.
-I'm not selling.

1531
01:20:23,066 --> 01:20:24,149
You're not?

1532
01:20:24,234 --> 01:20:25,234
Mmm-mmm.

1533
01:20:26,402 --> 01:20:28,111
Glad we got dressed up.

1534
01:20:28,196 --> 01:20:29,947
There he is.

1535
01:20:30,031 --> 01:20:33,659
Excuse me, folks.
Nat Jones, New York Zoo.

1536
01:20:33,743 --> 01:20:35,953
This man has been trafficking
in stolen penguins.

1537
01:20:36,037 --> 01:20:39,289
(SCOFFING) What are you even talking
about from left field?

1538
01:20:39,374 --> 01:20:41,542
Penguins?

1539
01:20:41,626 --> 01:20:43,168
It's absurd.

1540
01:20:45,421 --> 01:20:47,297
No, no, no! Penguins, please!

1541
01:20:48,842 --> 01:20:51,510
Hi, Pip.
I thought you were going to stay in the car.

1542
01:20:51,594 --> 01:20:52,886
They pecked the power locks.

1543
01:20:54,264 --> 01:20:56,056
He has been keeping
these defenseless creatures

1544
01:20:56,140 --> 01:20:57,850
locked away in his apartment.

1545
01:20:57,934 --> 01:21:00,936
When I tried to save them,
he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them.

1546
01:21:01,271 --> 01:21:03,105
I've seen these penguins before.

1547
01:21:03,189 --> 01:21:05,190
Is it true, Mr. Popper?

1548
01:21:05,275 --> 01:21:06,692
Yes, I'm afraid so.

1549
01:21:06,776 --> 01:21:07,943
Why did you do it?

1550
01:21:08,027 --> 01:21:10,779
Knowing you,
it must be for some sort of personal gain.

1551
01:21:10,905 --> 01:21:13,699
Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy.

1552
01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:14,992
For Pete's sake.

1553
01:21:15,076 --> 01:21:18,537
Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family
believe that these penguins love him.

1554
01:21:18,621 --> 01:21:19,705
They are wrong.

1555
01:21:19,789 --> 01:21:23,166
If they have to choose between love
and a nice juicy sardine,

1556
01:21:23,251 --> 01:21:25,043
they will choose the fish every time.

1557
01:21:25,128 --> 01:21:26,920
-I don't think so.
-Let's find out.

1558
01:21:28,298 --> 01:21:29,381
He's got a fish.

1559
01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,217
I got this.

1560
01:21:44,063 --> 01:21:45,606
Come on, guys.

1561
01:21:45,982 --> 01:21:47,357
Come on.

1562
01:21:50,612 --> 01:21:51,904
JONES: Come on. Yeah.

1563
01:21:52,155 --> 01:21:53,280
That's right.

1564
01:21:53,364 --> 01:21:54,656
Captain, come on.

1565
01:21:54,991 --> 01:21:56,241
Come to Popper.

1566
01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:58,327
(HONKING)

1567
01:21:59,829 --> 01:22:02,664
Hey! That's my guys.

1568
01:22:03,124 --> 01:22:04,333
(CROWD APPLAUDING)

1569
01:22:07,045 --> 01:22:09,671
No! That doesn't prove anything.

1570
01:22:09,756 --> 01:22:11,173
Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?

1571
01:22:11,257 --> 01:22:14,509
For what? Winning?
Is that what we do in this country?

1572
01:22:14,594 --> 01:22:15,886
Is that what America is all about?

1573
01:22:15,970 --> 01:22:19,514
I don't think so! I don't think so!

1574
01:22:19,599 --> 01:22:25,562
America!

1575
01:22:25,647 --> 01:22:27,940
Have you people lost your mind?
He's breaking the law.

1576
01:22:28,024 --> 01:22:30,150
Come on, guy, have a heart.

1577
01:22:30,234 --> 01:22:31,443
Have a heart?

1578
01:22:31,527 --> 01:22:34,071
I'm going to call the Chief of Police.
I'm going to call the Mayor.

1579
01:22:34,155 --> 01:22:35,697
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Oh, allow me.

1580
01:22:40,578 --> 01:22:41,620
Michael.

1581
01:22:41,704 --> 01:22:43,664
-What?
-How are you, dear?

1582
01:22:43,748 --> 01:22:45,666
I've got a small matter

1583
01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:47,125
-that needs your attention.
-Come on.

1584
01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:48,293
That's not good.

1585
01:22:48,378 --> 01:22:50,379
The penguins will be provided for.

1586
01:22:50,463 --> 01:22:52,047
Mr. Popper always has a plan.

1587
01:22:52,131 --> 01:22:55,258
-This is insane!
-Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling.

1588
01:22:55,343 --> 01:22:57,594
-Pippi.
-Quint.

1589
01:22:57,971 --> 01:22:59,054
Pleasure.

1590
01:22:59,681 --> 01:23:00,722
Quite.

1591
01:23:03,559 --> 01:23:05,394
Well, I guess we have custody.

1592
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:06,895
I guess we do.

1593
01:23:06,980 --> 01:23:08,480
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Mr. Popper.

1594
01:23:08,815 --> 01:23:11,149
Mrs. Van Gundy.

1595
01:23:11,234 --> 01:23:15,237
Congratulations. The Tavern is yours.

1596
01:23:15,905 --> 01:23:17,030
I told you.

1597
01:23:18,783 --> 01:23:21,410
I never forget a name.

1598
01:23:21,494 --> 01:23:23,161
I just needed to be sure

1599
01:23:23,246 --> 01:23:27,082
that that little boy
hadn't gotten lost somewhere.

1600
01:23:28,751 --> 01:23:30,252
Nice work, Popper.

1601
01:23:30,336 --> 01:23:32,295
Hey, Franklin.

1602
01:23:32,380 --> 01:23:35,424
When do we break ground
on the new building?

1603
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:36,925
We're not.

1604
01:23:37,176 --> 01:23:38,176
Hmm?

1605
01:23:39,262 --> 01:23:41,096
What are you talking about?

1606
01:24:24,974 --> 01:24:27,476
-It's really beautiful, Thom.
-Thank you.

1607
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,144
You did a great job, Dad.

1608
01:24:29,228 --> 01:24:30,312
I appreciate that, Billy.

1609
01:24:30,396 --> 01:24:32,731
But it wasn't just me.
I'm just the mastermind.

1610
01:24:35,026 --> 01:24:39,154
So, I brought you here today
because I want to tell you something.

1611
01:24:39,238 --> 01:24:42,074
I'm going on a trip, very far away.

1612
01:24:42,158 --> 01:24:45,118
And I could be gone for a very long time.

1613
01:24:46,204 --> 01:24:49,206
So, I'm going to need you
to come with me.

1614
01:24:49,999 --> 01:24:51,500
BOTH: Nice!

1615
01:24:52,043 --> 01:24:55,170
Where are we going?
I hope it's someplace warm.

1616
01:24:58,549 --> 01:25:00,175
It's not, is it?

1617
01:25:01,511 --> 01:25:03,011
(WIND GUSHING)

1618
01:25:09,310 --> 01:25:10,602
(HONKING)

1619
01:25:10,937 --> 01:25:12,270
Warm enough?

1620
01:25:12,355 --> 01:25:13,772
Perfect.

1621
01:25:16,776 --> 01:25:18,360
(ALL SQUAWKING)

1622
01:25:30,706 --> 01:25:31,873
Whoa!

1623
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:33,458
Hey!

1624
01:25:35,753 --> 01:25:37,629
Will you look at that?

1625
01:25:38,923 --> 01:25:40,173
AMANDA: It's a family reunion.

1626
01:25:40,550 --> 01:25:44,427
BILLY: Hey, look, it's the Loveys.
And the Loudys.

1627
01:25:45,221 --> 01:25:46,805
POPPER: And the Nimrods.

1628
01:25:56,023 --> 01:25:59,067
Hey, Dad. I don't think Captain likes it here.

1629
01:26:04,407 --> 01:26:05,907
It's okay, girl.

1630
01:26:06,701 --> 01:26:09,244
You just got to get used to it, that's all.

1631
01:26:09,996 --> 01:26:12,247
Oh, my. (CHUCKLES)

1632
01:26:12,331 --> 01:26:14,791
I think she's going to be just fine.

1633
01:26:14,876 --> 01:26:16,251
What should we name him?

1634
01:26:16,711 --> 01:26:19,546
Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer.

1635
01:26:19,630 --> 01:26:22,841
So, how about

1636
01:26:22,925 --> 01:26:24,050
Bald Eagle?

1637
01:26:26,345 --> 01:26:27,971
Hey! He's a good reason to come back.

1638
01:26:29,182 --> 01:26:30,432
Yeah !

1639
01:26:30,516 --> 01:26:33,393
You hear that, Captain?
We're coming back.

1640
01:26:35,396 --> 01:26:37,606
Thank you, Captain.

1641
01:26:37,690 --> 01:26:40,108
You're the coolest gift I ever got.

1642
01:26:40,234 --> 01:26:41,443
(COOING)

1643
01:26:41,944 --> 01:26:43,111
See you soon.

1644
01:26:43,196 --> 01:26:46,489
BILLY: Way to go, Captain.
You're going to be a great mom.

1645
01:26:51,662 --> 01:26:54,623
Not bad, Popper. Not bad.

1646
01:26:56,250 --> 01:26:58,084
Yeahbsolutely.

1647
01:26:58,252 --> 01:26:59,461
Hmm.

1648
01:27:30,910 --> 01:27:32,827
(ICE ICE BABY PLAYING)

1649
01:27:35,039 --> 01:27:38,250
Yo, VIP, let's kick it

1650
01:27:38,334 --> 01:27:40,752
All right, stop, collaborate, and listen

1651
01:27:40,836 --> 01:27:42,712
Ice is back with my brand new invention

1652
01:27:42,797 --> 01:27:44,714
Something grabs a hold of me tightly

1653
01:27:44,799 --> 01:27:46,758
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly

1654
01:27:46,842 --> 01:27:48,802
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know

1655
01:27:48,886 --> 01:27:50,887
Turn off the lights and I'll glow

1656
01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:52,847
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

1657
01:27:52,932 --> 01:27:54,933
Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle

1658
01:27:55,017 --> 01:27:56,768
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms

1659
01:27:56,852 --> 01:27:59,104
I'm killing your brain
like a poisonous mushroom

1660
01:27:59,188 --> 01:28:01,147
Deadly when I play a dope melody

1661
01:28:01,232 --> 01:28:03,191
Anything less than the best is a felony

1662
01:28:03,276 --> 01:28:05,026
Love it or leave it, you better gang way

1663
01:28:05,111 --> 01:28:07,320
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play

1664
01:28:07,405 --> 01:28:09,364
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it

1665
01:28:09,448 --> 01:28:11,408
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

1666
01:28:11,492 --> 01:28:13,285
Ice, Ice, baby

1667
01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:25,547
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby

1668
01:28:26,882 --> 01:28:27,924
Vanilla

1669
01:28:28,009 --> 01:28:29,634
Now that the party is jumping

1670
01:28:29,719 --> 01:28:32,012
With the bass kicked in
and the Vega's are pumpin'

1671
01:28:32,096 --> 01:28:34,014
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking

1672
01:28:34,098 --> 01:28:36,057
Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

1673
01:28:36,142 --> 01:28:38,310
Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble

1674
01:28:38,394 --> 01:28:39,978
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal

1675
01:28:40,062 --> 01:28:42,230
And a high hat with a souped up tempo

1676
01:28:42,315 --> 01:28:44,024
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo

1677
01:28:44,108 --> 01:28:46,109
Ice, Ice, baby

1678
01:28:47,695 --> 01:28:50,238
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby

1679
01:28:51,490 --> 01:28:52,490
Vanilla

1680
01:28:52,575 --> 01:28:54,492
Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet

1681
01:28:54,577 --> 01:28:56,619
Miami's on the scene
just in case you didn't know it

1682
01:28:56,704 --> 01:28:58,830
My town that created all the bass sound

1683
01:28:58,914 --> 01:29:00,540
Enough to shake
and kick holes in the ground

1684
01:29:00,624 --> 01:29:02,459
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill

1685
01:29:02,543 --> 01:29:04,544
Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel

1686
01:29:04,628 --> 01:29:06,838
Conducted and formed,
this is a hell of a concept

1687
01:29:06,922 --> 01:29:08,840
We make it hype and you want to step

1688
01:29:08,924 --> 01:29:10,967
With this, Shay plays on the fade

1689
01:29:11,052 --> 01:29:13,011
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade

1690
01:29:13,095 --> 01:29:15,096
So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!"

1691
01:29:15,181 --> 01:29:17,140
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram

1692
01:29:17,224 --> 01:29:18,933
Keep my composure
when it's time to get loose

1693
01:29:19,018 --> 01:29:21,269
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice

1694
01:29:21,354 --> 01:29:23,271
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it

1695
01:29:23,356 --> 01:29:25,398
Check out the hook
while D-Shay revolves it

1696
01:29:25,483 --> 01:29:27,275
Ice, Ice, baby

1697
01:29:28,819 --> 01:29:35,492
Vanilla Ice, Ice, baby

1698
01:29:37,161 --> 01:29:38,411
Yo, man, let's get out of here