[Traffic passing in distance]
[Footsteps] [Furniture scraping floor] [Faint conversation]
[Pencil scratching paper] [Bell rings] [♪...]
>> Man: ♪ unlock my body and move myself to dance ♪ ♪ moving warm liquid,
flowing, blowing glass ♪
♪ classical music blasting
masks the ringing in my ears ♪
♪ I miss the innocence
I've known ♪
♪ (Ooh, yeah)
♪ playing kiss covers,
♪ (ooh, yeah) ♪ playing kiss covers, beautiful and stoned ♪
♪ (Ooh, yeah)
Beautiful and stoned ♪ ♪ (Ooh, yeah) ♪ I miss the innocence
♪ (ooh, yeah) ♪ I miss the innocence I've known ♪
♪ (Ooh, yeah )
♪ playing kiss covers,
♪ (ooh, yeah ) ♪ playing kiss covers, beautiful and stoned ♪
♪ (Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh,
♪ (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah) ♪
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah) ♪ ♪ (Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh,
♪ (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah) ♪
[Music continues faintly] >> Really? >> What? I'm just gonna do 'em
>> really? >> What? I'm just gonna do 'em there. >> Really?
>> He has a dishwasher.
There. >> Really? >> He has a dishwasher. >> There's like, half a tomato
>> he has a dishwasher. >> There's like, half a tomato on that plate.
>> Right here, this guy?
On that plate. >> Right here, this guy? >> Oh...
>> Mmm, not anymore.
It's from like, an hour ago,
>> mmm, not anymore. It's from like, an hour ago, I swear.
What about this?
>> Oh, keeper, for sure.
>> Really, this is ugly.
>> No. >> Yeah.
Yeah, and it makes me look
>> no. >> Yeah. Yeah, and it makes me look pregnant when I wear it.
>> You know, I gave that to you
for your birthday.
>> God, this whole thing feels
very... practical.
>> Jeez, take forever, Kevin. I've been waiting for this ring for years!
>> Come on, what do you
really think, dude?
>> Very ordinary ring.
Really think, dude? >> Very ordinary ring. Where are the stickers that
>> very ordinary ring. Where are the stickers that came with it? >> [Groans]
>> Just kidding.
Came with it? >> [Groans] >> Just kidding. Look, if she says yes--
>> just kidding. Look, if she says yes-- >> ishe says yes? >> We're not
look, if she says yes-- >> ishe says yes? >> We're not going to do like, a dual
wedding-- when she says yes.
Going to do like, a dual wedding-- when she says yes. >> Come on, dude, just get
up here, o.K.?
Help me out?
Up here, o.K.? Help me out? >> This is light.
She's not gonna-- don't even
>> this is light. She's not gonna-- don't even think about it, man.
Look, when are you gonna
propose? >> What?
>> Tonight?
Propose? >> What? >> Tonight? Are you gonna propose tonight?
>> No.
I mean, I was.
I just didn't-- you know,
she's moving in, I didn't want
to give her...
She's moving in, I didn't want to give her... Are you fucking with me, dude?
To give her... Are you fucking with me, dude? >> I'm gonna twist it off.
>> You're gonna move in
together, you're gonna learn all
>> you're gonna move in together, you're gonna learn all these awesome things about being
in a long-term relationship,
which, you know, you can't even
comprehend because you've never
done it before.
Comprehend because you've never done it before. And then you're going to get
married and have one kid,
and then you're going to get married and have one kid, but it's gonna turn out to be
septuplets.
But it's gonna turn out to be septuplets. >> I'm gonna miss that couch.
Septuplets. >> I'm gonna miss that couch. >> You realize if we unpack
everything right now,
>> you realize if we unpack everything right now, you're gonna have to do
the dishes.
You're gonna have to do the dishes. >> Premium: It's the good stuff.
The dishes. >> Premium: It's the good stuff. >> Yeah, I don't fuck around.
>> Now we know.
I wonder if Sarah is the same
>> now we know. I wonder if Sarah is the same at sex as Beth is at sex.
>> Oh, come on, man, I don't
want to know your brain has
>> oh, come on, man, I don't want to know your brain has thoughts like that.
Want to know your brain has thoughts like that. >> You don't think about
that stuff?
They're sisters.
That stuff? They're sisters. I have an idea.
>> We're not switching.
>> What if you proposed to her
>> we're not switching. >> What if you proposed to her after our show?
You know, like,
during the encore.
>> That would be such a
douchebag thing to do, man.
>> But how amazing would it be?
Douchebag thing to do, man. >> But how amazing would it be? All our friends would already
>> but how amazing would it be? All our friends would already be there.
It'd be the perfect
engagement party.
That'd be cool.
Engagement party. That'd be cool. Lube on your books.
>> You know what?
That would be cool.
You think... she's gonna
that would be cool. You think... she's gonna fucking hate me.
Dude, do you think
she's gonna say yes?
I mean, she's moving in.
She's gonna say yes? I mean, she's moving in. [Engine sputtering]
>> It's a sign.
It's a sign, Beth.
Seriously.
[Engine starts]
>> Yeah.
...You know, when Andrew and I
>> yeah. ...You know, when Andrew and I first moved in together,
...you know, when Andrew and I first moved in together, our first night, we had sex in
every room in the apartment.
Our first night, we had sex in every room in the apartment. >> Wow.
Every room in the apartment. >> Wow. That is so crazy-cliche,
>> wow. That is so crazy-cliche, I can't even handle it.
>> No, I'm just, I'm just saying
that's another plus side to
>> no, I'm just, I'm just saying that's another plus side to moving in together: More sex.
That's another plus side to moving in together: More sex. >> Got it, the problem is that
I'm saving myself for marriage,
>> got it, the problem is that I'm saving myself for marriage, so it doesn't apply.
>> I thought you don't believe
in marriage... >> I don't,
so I'm going to die a virg.
In marriage... >> I don't, so I'm going to die a virg. Straight up.
So I'm going to die a virg. Straight up. >> I swear we're not related.
>> Kevin: Andrew!
>> Hello there, sorry.
>> I didn't mean to yell.
>> Sarah: This is heavy, so...
>> Kevin: O.K., ready, got it?
>> Sarah: Watch it.
>> Andrew: Oh, yeah,
really heavy.
>> Sarah: All right, tough guy.
Really heavy. >> Sarah: All right, tough guy. [Birds chirping,
traffic passing in distance]
>> [Sighs]
Traffic passing in distance] >> [Sighs] [♪...]
>> Man: ♪ oh...
[♪...]
♪ ah, ah
[♪...]
♪ Ah, ah [♪...] ♪ lovin' you, baby,
when you're holding me, baby ♪
♪ I...
When you're holding me, baby ♪ ♪ I... >> I'm gonna be a really
bad roommate.
>> Yeah? >> Yeah.
Bad roommate. >> Yeah? >> Yeah. >> Care to explain yourself?
>> I just forget to put the milk
>> care to explain yourself? >> I just forget to put the milk away all the time, when I go
to work.
Away all the time, when I go to work. It's fine, like, in the winter,
but in the summertime, it's--
it's fine, like, in the winter, but in the summertime, it's-- the whole is gonna smell
really sour-y and milky.
The whole is gonna smell really sour-y and milky. It's gross.
Really sour-y and milky. It's gross. >> Yeah? >> Mm-hmm.
And, like, every available
>> yeah? >> Mm-hmm. And, like, every available surface, I'll find a way to put,
and, like, every available surface, I'll find a way to put, like, a-- leave a coffee mug
on it.
Like, a-- leave a coffee mug on it. You know, with, like, this much
coffee left in it.
>> That's totally cool, 'cause--
>> it's annoying.
>> It's not, 'cause I only drink
this much coffee.
>> I wouldn't drink it.
This much coffee. >> I wouldn't drink it. Oh, and I go grocery shopping
when I'm really hungry.
That's a bad thing, you know,
that's-- you're not supposed to
that's a bad thing, you know, that's-- you're not supposed to do that, right, 'cause you spend
way too much money.
Do that, right, 'cause you spend way too much money. >> I shop when I'm hungry.
Way too much money. >> I shop when I'm hungry. >> No, I spend way too much
money and then you'll
>> no, I spend way too much money and then you'll come home, right? >> Mm-hmm.
Money and then you'll come home, right? >> Mm-hmm. >> And it's gonna be like,
a house full of groceries and
>> and it's gonna be like, a house full of groceries and then I'm gonna say I really
wanna eat out. >> [Chuckles]
Then I'm gonna say I really wanna eat out. >> [Chuckles] >> You're laughing now.
Wanna eat out. >> [Chuckles] >> You're laughing now. Oh, and if you see like, a piece
>> you're laughing now. Oh, and if you see like, a piece of paper or like an envelope or
oh, and if you see like, a piece of paper or like an envelope or something with a drawing on it
that I've done, you might think
that that's o.K. To throw away
'cause it's just on a scrap of
paper, but it's probably the
most important drawing I've ever
done in my whole life.
Most important drawing I've ever done in my whole life. I'm gonna be really, really,
really pissed if you throw
it out-- so don't do that.
Really pissed if you throw it out-- so don't do that. >> I won't do it.
It out-- so don't do that. >> I won't do it. >> Really, though.
>> I know about this already.
I don't care.
>> Well, you don't know that I
fart all the time.
'Cause I do.
Fart all the time. 'Cause I do. >> That's so crazy
'cause I do. >> That's so crazy 'cause I fart all the time.
>> Not more than me.
'Cause I fart all the time. >> Not more than me. I fart constantly.
It's like I don't even know a
time when I'm not farting.
>> I'm farting right now.
Time when I'm not farting. >> I'm farting right now. >> [Chuckles] You're just saying
that to be nice.
>> Just wait.
That to be nice. >> Just wait. >> [Laughs]
This is really gonna be bad,
>> [laughs] This is really gonna be bad, bud.
>> I love you so much.
Bud. >> I love you so much. >> Man: ♪ no more bad
dreams, baby ♪
>> Sarah: I'm gonna be a really
bad roommate.
>> Man: ♪ no more afraid to open
the door and let you in ♪
>> Kevin: Roommates.
The door and let you in ♪ >> Kevin: Roommates. I like it.
>> Yeah.
Roommates.
[♪...]
>> Man: ♪ lovin' you, baby...
[Both gasping]
>> Kevin: Did you come?
>> Come on, come on, babe.
[Kevin grunts, gasps...]
[Both breathing heavily]
>> You're so awesome.
You are so fucking beautiful.
>> Shh...
>> You're so beautiful.
>> Shh, shh, shh.
>> I love you.
>> I'm so happy.
You're so... mm.
So awesome.
I love you so much. >> Shh!
>> I love you! >> [Laughs] No.
[Cat purring softly]
[Back-up signal beeps...]
[Kevin groaning sleepily...]
[Music playing through speaker] [Tapping to song's rhythm] >> Hey, we don't have time
[tapping to song's rhythm] >> Hey, we don't have time for that.
>> O.K., good morning.
For that. >> O.K., good morning. >> 'Morning, hon.
We gotta go-- these gotta go
>> 'morning, hon. We gotta go-- these gotta go to the post office.
>> I will make this a
to-go order.
>> Hey, these gotta go out or do
you not want the date saved in
>> hey, these gotta go out or do you not want the date saved in our guests' calendars?
You not want the date saved in our guests' calendars? >> Oh, it would definitely be
the end of the world if our
>> oh, it would definitely be the end of the world if our guests make conflicting plans
many months in advance,
because we didn't send out our
notifications till tomorrow.
Because we didn't send out our notifications till tomorrow. >> Real quick, do you have a
preference about these forks?
>> Do I?
Preference about these forks? >> Do I? Good question.
[Clinking]
Um, this one does not function
[clinking] Um, this one does not function as a fork.
>> Mister, you know what?
As a fork. >> Mister, you know what? It would be more helpful if you
>> mister, you know what? It would be more helpful if you just said, "I don't care."
I'll be right back.
Just said, "I don't care." I'll be right back. >> Coffee is ready.
>> Beth: No, no way. It's way too soon. It's way too soon.
>> Really?
You don't think she might warm
>> really? You don't think she might warm up to the idea when she sees the
you don't think she might warm up to the idea when she sees the look in his eyes of love and the
ring and...
Look in his eyes of love and the ring and... >> Ring?
Ring and... >> Ring? No!
Oh, God.
Does he have a ring, really?
>> Yeah. >> Oh, God.
No, I-- you know Sarah.
It's like baby steps, you know
no, I-- you know Sarah. It's like baby steps, you know what I mean?
She-- where would he even get
this idea?
>> I might have...
This idea? >> I might have... Given him the idea.
>> Bad... bad.
You need to...
Tell him to wait till, I mean...
>> He really loves her.
>> It's so not the right time.
>> O.K. >> I'm serious.
>> O.K., I will. >> You have to
>> o.K. >> I'm serious. >> O.K., I will. >> You have to fix it. >> I will.
I will take care of this.
Fix it. >> I will. I will take care of this. [Rock playing...]
...Hey.
Kev, you put any more thought
...hey. Kev, you put any more thought into... proposing?
>> Yeah, I don't think
I'm gonna do it.
>> Oh, yeah-- good, good.
>> Can you believe that somebody
>> oh, yeah-- good, good. >> Can you believe that somebody already took my old apartment?
Like, signed the lease today?
Already took my old apartment? Like, signed the lease today? >> That was fast. >> I know.
>> Wait, how do you know this?
Sarah!
It hasn't even been a week.
[Loud rock music]
>> It's the girl from
[loud rock music] >> It's the girl from the bookstore-- bookstore girl.
She's here.
The bookstore-- bookstore girl. She's here. >> Bookstore girl?
>> Bookstore girl.
>> She exists?
>> She's here.
What's she doing here?
>> Is that rhetorical or are you
what's she doing here? >> Is that rhetorical or are you actually asking me that?
>> I'm gonna go find out.
Actually asking me that? >> I'm gonna go find out. >> Man: ♪ touch me in the dark
♪ fade into the feeling
>> man: ♪ touch me in the dark ♪ fade into the feeling ♪ whisper in my ear
what you want,
what you need ♪
What you want, what you need ♪ ♪ tell me my name...
What you need ♪ ♪ tell me my name... >> Oh!
♪ Tell me my name... >> Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Um, I'll go get some
paper towels.
>> No, that's all right.
Paper towels. >> No, that's all right. >> Are you sure?
>> Yeah, it's no big deal.
>> 'Cause I can handle it,
>> yeah, it's no big deal. >> 'Cause I can handle it, it's no problem.
>> I'm sure, but it's, honestly,
don't even worry about it.
It's fine.
Don't even worry about it. It's fine. >> O.K., o.K.
Uh, hey, can I buy you a drink?
>> What?
>> Can I buy you a drink?
>> Oh.
I have a drink.
>> Yeah...
>> Thanks.
>> Yeah.
Uh, so, you live around here?
>> Sorry.
>> Do you live around here?
>> Oh, um, yeah, I--
>> do you live around here? >> Oh, um, yeah, I-- do you know Kevin? >> No.
>> Yeah, the singer in the--
in wolfbird, the singer
>> yeah, the singer in the-- in wolfbird, the singer of the band?
In wolfbird, the singer of the band? Yeah, he, um, we live to--
he's my boyfriend.
>> He's your boyfriend?
He's my boyfriend. >> He's your boyfriend? >> Yeah, we live together.
>> Jeez Louise.
I'm such a moron.
>> No, no.
>> That's cool, though.
I'll see you.
>> Yeah.
[♪...]
>> Jonathan!
Is that right?
Jonathan, right?
>> You know my name?
You know my name.
I make it a point to see every
you know my name. I make it a point to see every band with a wolf-related name.
>> Really? >> Yes, because I
I want to be the guy that's
>> really? >> Yes, because I I want to be the guy that's seen them all.
>> [Chuckles] O.K.
Seen them all. >> [Chuckles] O.K. >> Yeah, I've seen wolfmother,
>> [chuckles] O.K. >> Yeah, I've seen wolfmother, wolf parade, wolf eyes,
>> yeah, I've seen wolfmother, wolf parade, wolf eyes, wolf cub, peanut butter wolf,
Peter wolf, Patrick wolf,
Alpha wolf, sea wolf.
I've even seen Los lobos.
>> This is very impressive.
>> Man: Steppenwolf.
>> What's that?
>> Steppenwolf, dude.
That is a band.
>> I totally agree.
>> That is a band.
>> Great band.
I'm gonna add them to my list.
They tour?
You seen them?
All right. [Chuckles]
This guy.
>> Yeah.
>> [Chuckles nervously]
>> You seem kind of nervous
>> [chuckles nervously] >> You seem kind of nervous right now. >> I do?
>> I just, uh, you probably
aren't-- >> who are you?
>> Uh, I'm Jonathan.
Aren't-- >> who are you? >> Uh, I'm Jonathan. >> That's Jonathan.
That's Beth.
And Beth, yeah.
He hangs out at the bookstore.
>> I stalk your friend.
Quietly, because...
It's a bookstore.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna--
it's a bookstore. I'm gonna... I'm gonna-- they're gonna start probably.
>> Oh, o.K.
They're gonna start probably. >> Oh, o.K. Um, I'll call you when your book
>> oh, o.K. Um, I'll call you when your book comes in.
>> If it comes in.
Comes in. >> If it comes in. >> It'll come in.
>> All right, well, it was nice
>> it'll come in. >> All right, well, it was nice meeting you.
>> Bye.
Meeting you. >> Bye. [♪...]
What are you doing?
>> Talking to a customer from
what are you doing? >> Talking to a customer from the bookstore.
>> Ooh, your boyfriend's band is
about to play. >> I know.
>> I hear they're awesome.
About to play. >> I know. >> I hear they're awesome. >> I can't wait. >> Go watch
them. >> I can't wait,
I love 'em so much. >> Me too.
Them. >> I can't wait, I love 'em so much. >> Me too. [Applause, cheering]
[Crowd roars]
>> [Inaudible] [Cheering and applause] >> Thank you!
Ah, it's great to be here.
It's great to be back.
We got some new stuff for you.
We hope you like it.
We, uh, the next one, the first
we hope you like it. We, uh, the next one, the first one, it's the first one,
we, uh, the next one, the first one, it's the first one, this first one is called, well,
you'll figure it out.
This first one is called, well, you'll figure it out. [♪...]
You'll figure it out. [♪...] ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-
babies ♪
♪ b-b-b-b-b-bah-bah
bah-bah-babies ♪
♪ b-b-b-b-b-b-babies
♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies
all right!
♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies all right! ♪ bah-bah-bah-baby
♪ bah-bah-bah bah-bah
♪ b-b-b-baby!
♪ Bah-bah-bah bah-bah ♪ b-b-b-baby! ♪ bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah
♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪
shh...
Bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪ shh... ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪
>> Beth: Look at him.
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-babies ♪ >> Beth: Look at him. >> Yeah, I know.
>> No, look at him.
He's yours.
[♪...]
>> ♪ bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah...
>> ♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah... Ba... bies! ♪
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah... Ba... bies! ♪ [Cheering and applause]
>> Crowd: Wolfbird, wolfbird,
[cheering and applause] >> Crowd: Wolfbird, wolfbird, wolfbird, wolfbird...
[♪...]
Wolfbird, wolfbird... [♪...] >> Oh... ow!
This is seriously one of the
>> oh... ow! This is seriously one of the best shows we've ever played!
Mucho, mucho, mucho,
mucho gracias!
>> Gracias.
Mucho gracias! >> Gracias. >> Ow!
I'm gonna do it.
>> No, kev, don't--
i'm gonna do it. >> No, kev, don't-- >> hey... I'm gonna do it.
Uh... [chuckles]
>> Hey... I'm gonna do it. Uh... [chuckles] So, we're leaving on tour
uh... [chuckles] So, we're leaving on tour real soon, and--
so, we're leaving on tour real soon, and-- >> man: We'll miss you!
Real soon, and-- >> man: We'll miss you! >> I'm gonna miss you too, dad!
>> Man: We'll miss you! >> I'm gonna miss you too, dad! And, uh, I'm seriously gonna
get in trouble right now, but
and, uh, I'm seriously gonna get in trouble right now, but there's this girl...
Get in trouble right now, but there's this girl... >> Kevin!
There's this girl... >> Kevin! >> I gotta.
I love this girl, and I'm gonna
miss her to peaches--
i love this girl, and I'm gonna miss her to peaches-- uh, pieces.
Miss her to peaches-- uh, pieces. Peaches doesn't make any sense.
Uh, pieces. Peaches doesn't make any sense. I'm gonna miss her to pieces.
Sarah, where are you?
>> Man: Over here!
>> O.K., uh, I hope that we're
>> man: Over here! >> O.K., uh, I hope that we're gonna look back on this and
>> o.K., uh, I hope that we're gonna look back on this and laugh because I know I am
embarrassing you right now,
but I can't leave for a month
without doing this, I just,
i can't, so...
Without doing this, I just, i can't, so... There you are.
I can't, so... There you are. There you are.
It's o.K.
[Growling] It's o.K.
[Normally] I'm not gonna bite,
[growling] It's o.K. [Normally] I'm not gonna bite, i just...
Sarah, we know we wanna spend
the rest of our lives together.
I just want to make it official.
The rest of our lives together. I just want to make it official. >> Woman: Whoo!
>> [Breathing heavily]
[Chuckling]
[Breathing heavily]
Sarah...
Will you marry me?
>> Man: I'll marry you, Kevin!
>> Go ahead, Sarah.
It's o.K., it's just us.
>> Man: Do it!
>> Sarah, Sarah, come on.
>> Woman: Come on, Sarah.
>> Audience: Oh...
[Jeering and muttering]
[Man laughs]
[General conversation]
>> Oh, sh...
[Breathes heavily]
Shit.
>> [Panting] >> [Breathing heavily] Fuck. I just-- wait, I should go back
>> [breathing heavily] Fuck. I just-- wait, I should go back and talk to her, right?
>> No, no, just take a minute.
And talk to her, right? >> No, no, just take a minute. >> Sarah.
Sarah.
Sarah, I told them not to
do that, I swear.
>> You knew?
Do that, I swear. >> You knew? >> No, no, I'm sorry.
Look, I didn't--
>> no, no, I'm sorry. Look, I didn't-- i told them not to.
>> [Breathing heavily]
I told them not to. >> [Breathing heavily] Fuck.
What the fuck did I do?
>> I can't believe that
what the fuck did I do? >> I can't believe that that just happened.
>> Hey, it's gonna be all right.
That just happened. >> Hey, it's gonna be all right. >> No, I can't believe that
>> hey, it's gonna be all right. >> No, I can't believe that he just did that.
>> Hey, hey, hey, Sarah,
it's gonna be o.K.
>> It's not o.K.!
It's gonna be o.K. >> It's not o.K.! It's not o.K.
[Birds chirping]
[Cat meows] >> Andrew: 'Morning. >> 'Morning.
[♪...]
>> And pets are o.K., right? Right...
>> Beth: Sarah, I'm sorry, I-- you know, I care about you so much, and I just... I have to
be the voice of reason
right now, I-- Kevin is awesome.
Be the voice of reason right now, I-- Kevin is awesome. He's so awesome.
Right now, I-- Kevin is awesome. He's so awesome. >> Sarah: Yep, I know.
>> Beth: You know, I saw him
this morning and I just-- you
should've seen his little face,
it was so droopy and sad and...
Should've seen his little face, it was so droopy and sad and... I couldn't help but think
this is temporary, right?
>> Beth...
This is temporary, right? >> Beth... >> I'm just saying, you know,
he's such a good guy, and he's
so in love with you...
He's such a good guy, and he's so in love with you... >> I get it, I get it, I get it.
So in love with you... >> I get it, I get it, I get it. >> He really is.
>> I get it, I get that he's
>> he really is. >> I get it, I get that he's wonderful, and I also get that
you're getting married, and that
that's something that's super...
You're getting married, and that that's something that's super... >> This isn't about that.
That's something that's super... >> This isn't about that. >> It-- I'm just saying I'm not
>> this isn't about that. >> It-- I'm just saying I'm not sure that you can understand,
>> it-- I'm just saying I'm not sure that you can understand, like, where I'm coming from
at all.
Like, where I'm coming from at all. >> All right, try.
At all. >> All right, try. >> O.K., um...
I'm happy.
>> [Scoffs]
>> Thank you.
I know that I'm not happy
>> thank you. I know that I'm not happy right now, like, not in this
i know that I'm not happy right now, like, not in this particular conversation or
whatever, but overall, I'm a
very happy person, you know?
Whatever, but overall, I'm a very happy person, you know? Very happy and positive.
Very happy person, you know? Very happy and positive. I may even be the most happy and
very happy and positive. I may even be the most happy and positive person you've ever met
i may even be the most happy and positive person you've ever met in your whole entire life,
right? >> O.K.
In your whole entire life, right? >> O.K. >> And... I don't know,
it's like... [sighs]
When I started moving in
with him, like even just started
when I started moving in with him, like even just started thinking about it, I, I felt
so... [straining]
Thinking about it, I, I felt so... [straining] >> [Imitates straining]
So... [straining] >> [Imitates straining] >> Yes. >> What is that?
>> That's how I felt.
It is, and I'm not like, "oh,
>> that's how I felt. It is, and I'm not like, "oh, well, I'm over Kevin.
Who's Kevin? I don't care
about him" at all.
>> You're making up excuses.
About him" at all. >> You're making up excuses. >> I'm not. >> And they're not
>> you're making up excuses. >> I'm not. >> And they're not very good, you know, it's time
to grow up, I...
Very good, you know, it's time to grow up, I... >> Come on, don't even.
To grow up, I... >> Come on, don't even. >> [Laughs] What are you so
>> come on, don't even. >> [Laughs] What are you so afraid of?
>> I'm afraid that I'm gonna
sound like you, psycho.
>> Well, that's just rude.
Sound like you, psycho. >> Well, that's just rude. >> That...
O.K., I just, I don't really,
>> that... O.K., I just, I don't really, i don't know, I don't want to
o.K., I just, I don't really, i don't know, I don't want to start saying a bunch of stuff
'cause this is gonna, like,
escalate, and then I'm gonna say
a bunch of stuff that I regret
and have to apologize for later.
A bunch of stuff that I regret and have to apologize for later. I don't wanna do that, I just
wanna go have food that's bad
i don't wanna do that, I just wanna go have food that's bad for us and you to give me a
bunch of sympathy.
For us and you to give me a bunch of sympathy. Like, that's the only thing.
Bunch of sympathy. Like, that's the only thing. >> Well... I will eat bad food
like, that's the only thing. >> Well... I will eat bad food with you. >> Great.
>> But I'm not gonna give you
sympathy, I'm sorry.
[Gulls squawk in distance]
Sympathy, I'm sorry. [Gulls squawk in distance] [Music playing faintly
[gulls squawk in distance] [Music playing faintly in headphones...]
>> How do you get your books delivered here, by a mule? >> Hmm?
Delivered here, by a mule? >> Hmm? Oh, hi.
>> Hey, I wasn't looking at
oh, hi. >> Hey, I wasn't looking at your butt crack.
>> Yeah, this says that it was
shipped on the 28th.
>> That's a long time ago.
Shipped on the 28th. >> That's a long time ago. >> Hey, I'm moving into a place
>> that's a long time ago. >> Hey, I'm moving into a place really, really close to you.
>> How do you know where I live?
Really, really close to you. >> How do you know where I live? Couldn't make up something
>> how do you know where I live? Couldn't make up something more mysterious?
>> [Chuckles]
More mysterious? >> [Chuckles] >> ...Marine biology.
Mm, actually getting my master's
>> ...marine biology. Mm, actually getting my master's in it. >> Wow, look at you.
>> [Chuckles]
In it. >> Wow, look at you. >> [Chuckles] >> Isn't there, like, a
>> [chuckles] >> Isn't there, like, a university bookstore, then,
>> isn't there, like, a university bookstore, then, you could get all these
obscure books at, instead of
coming here?
Obscure books at, instead of coming here? >> Well, you don't work at a
university bookstore.
What are you studying?
University bookstore. What are you studying? >> [Chuckles] Uh, nothing.
I'm not-- I was a library
>> [chuckles] Uh, nothing. I'm not-- I was a library science major, but I didn't
finish, so...
Science major, but I didn't finish, so... >> Library science.
Finish, so... >> Library science. Science of libraries.
[Inhales and exhales deeply]
When's the housewarming party?
>> Uh, what do you mean,
when's the housewarming party? >> Uh, what do you mean, my housewarming party?
>> You're moving, right?
My housewarming party? >> You're moving, right? You're moving in with, uh...
>> Kevin?
No, God, no, no.
You were there, you saw...
Uh, no, that's, um, that's over.
>> Really?
Really?
>> Really.
>> Well... [sighs]
If you, uh, need help warming
>> well... [sighs] If you, uh, need help warming your house, doesn't need to be
if you, uh, need help warming your house, doesn't need to be like a whole... party, per se,
you know, could just be...
Like a whole... party, per se, you know, could just be... [Bell dinging]
You know, could just be... [Bell dinging] >> Um, yeah.
I'll call you.
>> Don't you need my number?
>> It's in the computer.
>> Library science.
Hey, what a courteous and
>> library science. Hey, what a courteous and helpful employee.
Seriously, what extra-mile
customer care!
>> You don't, you don't have to.
Customer care! >> You don't, you don't have to. I'm the, I'm the manager.
>> [Whispers] Sorry-- good job.
[Rock playing in distance]
>> Andrew: I'm gonna need you to
[rock playing in distance] >> Andrew: I'm gonna need you to just try and play a good show
tonight, o.K.?
Just try and play a good show tonight, o.K.? I know it sucks, but for the
next hour and 15 minutes, let's
just try and have fun out there,
all right?
Just try and have fun out there, all right? Or at least sell some t-shirts,
make a little money, capisci?
>> T-shirts?
Make a little money, capisci? >> T-shirts? >> Oh, come-- I'm sorry,
>> t-shirts? >> Oh, come-- I'm sorry, you know what I mean.
Come on.
You know what I mean. Come on. [Audience cheering]
>> Hey, that was a really great
[audience cheering] >> Hey, that was a really great show. >> Well, thank you.
>> I mean, it was awesome.
Show. >> Well, thank you. >> I mean, it was awesome. I was worried you guys were
gonna cancel.
>> Why is that?
Gonna cancel. >> Why is that? >> I saw what happened in L.A.
>> you were there?
>> Band: ♪ ...Linda! ♪ Linda, Linda, Linda ♪ Linda-Linda, Linda-Linda
♪ Linda, Linda, Linda
♪ Linda-Linda, Linda-Linda
♪ Linda, Linda, Linda
♪ Linda-Linda, Linda-Linda
♪ Linda, Linda, Linda.
[Music ends]
[Rock playing in club...]
>> Hey. >> Hey! >> Hi! [Overlapping conversations]
>> I wanna talk to you about
[overlapping conversations] >> I wanna talk to you about something-- here, drink this.
>> O.K. >> So, I'm scrapping
the idea of a group art show,
>> o.K. >> So, I'm scrapping the idea of a group art show, and instead it's gonna be a
solo show with just you.
And instead it's gonna be a solo show with just you. >> What?! >> Yes.
Solo show with just you. >> What?! >> Yes. >> No. >> Cheers.
>> That's a bad idea.
>> No, it's not.
>> Isabelle, do not do that.
>> You deserve it. >> No!
No, I don't deserve that.
>> ...And I can do whatever
no, I don't deserve that. >> ...And I can do whatever i want.
>> You're insane.
I want. >> You're insane. You're insane.
>> But Kevin and Andrew aren't
you're insane. >> But Kevin and Andrew aren't still playing at the wedding,
>> but Kevin and Andrew aren't still playing at the wedding, right? >> Of course they are.
Still playing at the wedding, right? >> Of course they are. Why wouldn't-- oh, right...
Right? >> Of course they are. Why wouldn't-- oh, right... [Laughs] I haven't talked
why wouldn't-- oh, right... [Laughs] I haven't talked about it, I haven't talked
[laughs] I haven't talked about it, I haven't talked about it since d-day. >> Well...
About it, I haven't talked about it since d-day. >> Well... >> [Shouting over music] Hey,
Sarah! Sarah!
Sarah!
Well... [chuckles]
Kevin's gonna play solo during
well... [chuckles] Kevin's gonna play solo during the reception because of
Andrew's obvious conflict, and
then wolfbird, the full band,
is gonna play later, like, late.
Then wolfbird, the full band, is gonna play later, like, late. Like, last hour of the open bar.
Is gonna play later, like, late. Like, last hour of the open bar. >> And Sarah's fine with this?
>> Let me just double-check.
>> Hey, Sarah!
Sarah! Sarah!
>> Beth, yes.
>> Michelle has a wolfbird
question. >> No, not...
>> Serious.
Question. >> No, not... >> Serious. You're still cool if Kevin plays
>> serious. You're still cool if Kevin plays music at the wedding, right?
>> Yeah, of course, yes,
totally.
>> See? Sarah is-- she's not,
you know, a personal conflict,
>> see? Sarah is-- she's not, you know, a personal conflict, temporary awkardnesses, she can
put those aside like an adult.
Temporary awkardnesses, she can put those aside like an adult. >> Well, yeah, but how do you
think he feels about it?
>> That is a good question.
Think he feels about it? >> That is a good question. This is a good question.
>> Hey, Sarah! >> Sarah!
>> Beth: Sar'! >> Sarah!
>> Beth, yes!
>> How do you think Kevin
feels about it?
>> About playing at the wedding?
Feels about it? >> About playing at the wedding? >> Yeah. >> I really have no
>> about playing at the wedding? >> Yeah. >> I really have no idea how Kevin feels about it.
>> Do you think you could
call him? >> Beth!
>> What? This is important.
Call him? >> Beth! >> What? This is important. >> You want me to call him?
>> We're in the middle of...
>> Beth: Yeah! >> No...
I don't really wanna
call him, Beth.
Why don't you get your
boyfriend to call him?
>> Maybe it would be good
if you talked to him.
>> Isabelle: We're talking about
something that Sarah is excited
about... [overlapping voices]
Something that Sarah is excited about... [overlapping voices] >> [Laughs] What?
About... [overlapping voices] >> [Laughs] What? >> Not looking for an excuse
>> [laughs] What? >> Not looking for an excuse to call him.
>> Just trying to settle
this thing.
>> O.K. >> Great timing, Beth.
This thing. >> O.K. >> Great timing, Beth. >> Get it locked and loaded.
[Laughs]
Uh-oh.
[Music changes]
>> Hey, I'm sorry. That was obnoxious. Had a few drinks with alcohol
that was obnoxious. Had a few drinks with alcohol and, um... [chuckles]
How are you?
And, um... [chuckles] How are you? >> I am catching up.
>> Are you all moved in now?
>> Yeah, I am, except for
>> are you all moved in now? >> Yeah, I am, except for unpacking, but...
>> Good!
Unpacking, but... >> Good! I mean... good.
So, is that gonna be it now?
>> "It"-- what do you-- what?
For what?
>> I just... want this to be
for what? >> I just... want this to be the last big thing, I...
You're making me nervous, I...
The last big thing, I... You're making me nervous, I... >> I'm not. >> I'm getting
you're making me nervous, I... >> I'm not. >> I'm getting married.
I'm getting married!
Married. I'm getting married! >> I just moved, all--
i'm getting married! >> I just moved, all-- >> what?
>> All I did was move, you know?
>> What? >> All I did was move, you know? >> I know.
>> ...Not doing anything.
>> I know, that's not...
You know what?
If you wanna make mistakes,
you know what? If you wanna make mistakes, these are your mistakes to make,
if you wanna make mistakes, these are your mistakes to make, not mine, and...
These are your mistakes to make, not mine, and... I gotta respect that.
[Music changes]
>> Hey. >> Mm. >> What's going on? >> Is she o.K.?
>> Yeah, she's fine.
>> Tired. I'm tired.
>> O.K., I'm gonna take her.
Do you wanna go?
>> Yeah, please.
>> O.K., you sure you got it?
>> I got it.
>> She got it.
You got it.
>> Sarah. >> Mm. >> Wake up, we're here. >> Fine, thank you.
>> Of course.
>> [Still drunk] For driving
>> of course. >> [Still drunk] For driving me... it's nice.
No... [chuckles]
Me... it's nice. No... [chuckles] >> What, what's so funny?
>> This isn't my house.
>> What?
>> I don't live here anymore.
This is Kevin's house only.
>> I'm sorry, I didn't realize.
I have not been to your new
place, let's just go.
>> No, no, no, no.
Place, let's just go. >> No, no, no, no. I have a key.
I'm gonna go here.
I wanna go here. >> No.
>> Why, why, why?
>> Sarah. >> What?
>> Sarah, get back in the car.
>> He's not here, Isabelle.
Isabelle, he's not even home,
>> he's not here, Isabelle. Isabelle, he's not even home, he's on tour.
>> I just am gonna sleep
in a comfortable bed.
My bed sucks, he has a
comfortable bed,
my bed sucks, he has a comfortable bed, it smells like a man.
Comfortable bed, it smells like a man. I just want that.
It smells like a man. I just want that. One night, who cares?
>> Sarah. >> What?
>> This is not a good idea,
and I would be a very bad friend
>> this is not a good idea, and I would be a very bad friend if I let you go up there.
And I would be a very bad friend if I let you go up there. >> Uh-uh. >> Get back in the--
>> you're good, though,
>> uh-uh. >> Get back in the-- >> you're good, though, Isabelle.
>> You're good, though, Isabelle. Nobody will take that away
from you.
Ever.
From you. Ever. So good.
>> [Sighs]
>> Whoops. [Chuckles] [Groans]
Hi, Kevin.
How are you?
>> Uh, oh, I'm... good.
I'm brilliant.
>> Both: What are you doing here? >> Jinx, you go first.
Doing here? >> Jinx, you go first. >> I, uh, I canceled...
We canceled the tour 'cause...
I was too...
I was too fucked-up.
>> Yikes, uh, that's...
That sounds really horrible.
Um...
I... I was just stopping by to get something, so...
>> Is that really why you're here? >> Yeah. Yeah, I, uh, I got this, uh,
bag of bagels and I opened...
It up, and I took one out and
i cut it and then I said, "aw,
it up, and I took one out and i cut it and then I said, "aw, i don't have a toaster, I should
go and get it," so...
I don't have a toaster, I should go and get it," so... >> Hey.
Go and get it," so... >> Hey. >> Yeah.
>> Are you happier? 'Cause if you are, I... I'll let you go, but...
Are you happier?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> [Sighs]
Just get out. Just... go on, get out. >> O.K.
[♪...] >> Jonathan: Cookies! >> Sarah: Mm-hmm. >> Really?
>> Is that o.K.?
>> Mmm, yes.
I'd say this house is warmed.
>> Mm-hmm.
Oh, uh...
Merry Christmas!
>> What's this?
>> Open it.
Thank you for cooking dinner.
>> Sweet!
It's the book I paid for
>> sweet! It's the book I paid for and ordered two months ago.
>> That's right.
And ordered two months ago. >> That's right. I thought you would love it.
>> It is just what I've
i thought you would love it. >> It is just what I've always wanted.
[Music playing in background]
Always wanted. [Music playing in background] >> So...
>> So...
>> Do you want to dance?
>> Yeah.
>> Help me.
[Dragging furniture]
[♪...]
[Chuckles]
Oh, nice moves.
[♪...]
[Laughs]
O.K., o.K.
>> Woman: ♪ ...There's a crowd
o.K., o.K. >> Woman: ♪ ...There's a crowd of people
>> woman: ♪ ...There's a crowd of people talkin' in your head ♪
Of people talkin' in your head ♪ ♪ talkin' all at once, they
never want to go to bed... ♪
>> [Mouths] You motherfucking
asshole.
>> You are so cute... oh...
Asshole. >> You are so cute... oh... I wish I could kiss you.
Right now. >> [Mouths words]
>> What's that?
>> Why can't you?
>> I gotta be a gentleman.
>> [Mouths] Really...
>> You just got out of a
>> [mouths] Really... >> You just got out of a long-term relationship.
Don't get me wrong;
I really, really want to.
It'd just be really
i really, really want to. It'd just be really insensitive of me.
>> Well, what if I kissed you?
Insensitive of me. >> Well, what if I kissed you? >> I got a mouthful of cookie.
>> After that.
>> Woman: ♪ ... the climb back
>> after that. >> Woman: ♪ ... the climb back up is like mount Everest ♪
♪ whoa, oh...
Up is like mount Everest ♪ ♪ whoa, oh... ♪ whoa, oh...
♪ Whoa, oh... ♪ whoa, oh... >> That's what it's like to
kiss the bookstore girl.
[♪...]
Kiss the bookstore girl. [♪...] >> I don't know what I'm doing.
>> I know, and for that,
i'm gonna leave.
'Cause you know what happens
after kissing.
[Sighing]
After kissing. [Sighing] >> Hey!
>> I really hope you call me.
>> I'll call you. >> O.K. Bye.
>> Beth: So, I'd say we're not even 50%, but I got the cake designer, florist, d.J. Are
all set-- >> d.J.? >> Yeah.
Designer, florist, d.J. Are all set-- >> d.J.? >> Yeah. >> We're not getting a d.J.
All set-- >> d.J.? >> Yeah. >> We're not getting a d.J. >> Yeah, no, I booked
>> we're not getting a d.J. >> Yeah, no, I booked him yesterday.
>> Why would you do that?
Him yesterday. >> Why would you do that? We don't need a d.J., I was just
>> why would you do that? We don't need a d.J., I was just gonna play a playlist on
we don't need a d.J., I was just gonna play a playlist on my iPod.
Gonna play a playlist on my iPod. >> Well, you said you didn't
want to be a part of it, so...
>> Yeah, but music is kind of
my thing.
I don't want some guy playing
"Y.M.C.A." At my wedding.
>> We can tell him that.
>> Who? >> The d.J.
>> The d.J., oh.
How much is he charging us?
Look, give me his number.
Write down his number and I'll
look, give me his number. Write down his number and I'll call him, I'll take care of it.
[Traffic passing]
>> The next time I'm gonna be alone... will either be after Beth dies...
Be alone... will either be after Beth dies... Or I die.
After Beth dies... Or I die. >> Yeah.
>> Ohh...
Yeah.
Bummer.
[♪...]
>> Sarah: Yeah, like, I have all these friends that, that finished school and they
worked their way to these crazy
jobs and make all this money,
right? But...
Jobs and make all this money, right? But... None of them are happy.
Right? But... None of them are happy. They're just complaining
none of them are happy. They're just complaining nonstop, mostly about time.
You know, "I don't have
any time to do anything.
I don't have any time
to see you."
So, I dunno, it makes me
think that aspirations are
so, I dunno, it makes me think that aspirations are just totally overrated.
Think that aspirations are just totally overrated. 'Cause I work in, like,
this shitty bookstore, right?
And I sometimes feel like
perhaps, I have life figured out
and I sometimes feel like perhaps, I have life figured out way more than those people do.
Perhaps, I have life figured out way more than those people do. Plus books, right?
Way more than those people do. Plus books, right? >> Books. >> Right.
>> Books are cool.
>> They are cool.
What about you, mister?
>> Well, I know they didn't have
what about you, mister? >> Well, I know they didn't have an ocean in Kansas City.
>> Oh, really, there's not?
An ocean in Kansas City. >> Oh, really, there's not? >> No, there's not.
They didn't get one.
I know that's why I became
they didn't get one. I know that's why I became totally obsessed with it.
And waves are crazy.
Totally obsessed with it. And waves are crazy. I mean, being controlled by
and waves are crazy. I mean, being controlled by the moon is totally nuts.
>> That's nuts.
The moon is totally nuts. >> That's nuts. >> But it's also, it's similar
>> that's nuts. >> But it's also, it's similar to what you were saying,
>> but it's also, it's similar to what you were saying, in a way, because I feel like,
feel like marine animals have
the ultimate life.
Feel like marine animals have the ultimate life. They get to just float around
and there's nowhere they
they get to just float around and there's nowhere they gotta be.
And there's nowhere they gotta be. >> Yeah, but they gotta worry
about getting eaten by sharks.
>> I actually have a lot of
sympathy for sharks because if
they knew how much we villainize
them, they'd be like,
"dude, it is not my fault I was
born with giant teeth and have
a giant appetite."
Born with giant teeth and have a giant appetite." I mean, sharks gotta eat.
A giant appetite." I mean, sharks gotta eat. >> Sharks gotta eat.
>> You know, that's, like,
>> sharks gotta eat. >> You know, that's, like, that's really beautiful to me.
That's life and... I am sounding
totally stupid right now.
>> You're not.
Totally stupid right now. >> You're not. You're not.
You're sounding very adorable
you're not. You're sounding very adorable right now. >> Yeah.
>> It's cool, I-- it's just cool
that you care so much about...
Something, you know?
That you care so much about... Something, you know? >> Yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> Huh.
>> "Huh."
[Both laugh]
>> Jonathan: I should probably
[both laugh] >> Jonathan: I should probably get back to work.
>> Well, what time are you
getting off?
[Thud]
Getting off? [Thud] ...Oh, my-- [Laughs]
>> I just, I want to make sure
...oh, my-- [Laughs] >> I just, I want to make sure I'm not stepping over
any boundaries.
>> What boundaries?
Any boundaries. >> What boundaries? >> Oh, you know.
You know boundaries.
Wait, are you sure?
Are you like, are you sure?
>> I want you to have sex
are you like, are you sure? >> I want you to have sex with me right now.
Is that clear enough for you?
With me right now. Is that clear enough for you? >> Wow.
Hey, Sarah, I just mean,
>> wow. Hey, Sarah, I just mean, I think you are so beautiful.
>> Take off your clothes!
Uh-oh. Boner alert. [♪...]
>> I'm, I'm poking you.
>> I like it.
>> Oh, I'm so glad that you
broke up with your ex-boyfriend.
Wait, that was not the right
thing to say right now.
>> It's o.K.
Thing to say right now. >> It's o.K. Me too.
[Both breathing heavily]
>> God... you're... really...
Good at this...
Aren't you? >> Yeah.
[♪...]
>> You're really, really...
Fucking me.
[Both breathing heavily]
[♪...]
[Jonathan gasps] [Sarah laughs] [Jonathan laughs]
[Both breathing heavily...]
[♪...]
>> I really, really, really, really, really like you, Jonathan.
Really, really like you, Jonathan. >> I really, really, really,
really, really like you, Sarah.
[♪...]
Really, really like you, Sarah. [♪...] >> Jonathan? >> Yeah?
>> You have a giant penis.
[Both laugh]
[Waves lapping, gulls squawking]
>> Beth: 50 bucks she comes to the wedding with Kevin. They'll both r.S.V.P. With
separate guests and then a week
they'll both r.S.V.P. With separate guests and then a week before the wedding, they'll get
back together and we'll have two
extra plates we have to pay for.
Back together and we'll have two extra plates we have to pay for. >> Mm-- I hope that happens.
Extra plates we have to pay for. >> Mm-- I hope that happens. Speak of the devil. >> Who?
>> "What's he look like?
No, don't tell me."
Why, why would you-- what's the
no, don't tell me." Why, why would you-- what's the point of sending that text?
>> Sarah: Thanks. Hi.
Point of sending that text? >> Sarah: Thanks. Hi. >> Beth: Hello.
>> Beth... >> Hello-- ooh.
>> Jonathan. >> Hello.
>> Hi. >> Hi, how you doing?
>> Good-- this is Andrew.
>> Hey, man, how are you doing?
>> It's really great
>> hey, man, how are you doing? >> It's really great to meet you guys.
>> I've met you before.
To meet you guys. >> I've met you before. Where have I met you?
>> Oh, right, no, you have.
I, uh, I make a point to see
>> oh, right, no, you have. I, uh, I make a point to see every band with a wolf-related
name, so I actually saw wolfbird
when you guys were in town
last time.
When you guys were in town last time. And, uh, you guys are awesome,
by the way.
>> You saw our last show?
By the way. >> You saw our last show? >> Yeah.
Yeah, and I was really bummed
>> yeah. Yeah, and I was really bummed that your encore got cut short
yeah, and I was really bummed that your encore got cut short by someone.
That your encore got cut short by someone. >> I'm so sorry.
By someone. >> I'm so sorry. I really apologize.
>> I remember you.
Wow.
So that-- so you're totally
wow. So that-- so you're totally aware that Sarah was proposed to
so that-- so you're totally aware that Sarah was proposed to like, six, eight weeks ago?
Aware that Sarah was proposed to like, six, eight weeks ago? >> Yeah, dude, I was there.
Like, six, eight weeks ago? >> Yeah, dude, I was there. >> That's been established.
>> And you know they dated for,
>> that's been established. >> And you know they dated for, I mean, about--
>> and you know they dated for, I mean, about-- >> two years? >> Sarah: More.
>> Jonathan: Yeah, no, more.
>> Two years? >> Sarah: More. >> Jonathan: Yeah, no, more. >> Over two years.
>> Over two years.
No, we are way past that.
>> Yeah, way past that.
We've even had sex
>> yeah, way past that. We've even had sex with each other.
>> Hey. >> How about that?
With each other. >> Hey. >> How about that? >> We're about to have dinner.
>> You're right, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. >> Don't let it
>> you're right, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. >> Don't let it happen again. >> [Laughs]
>> Andrew: That is wild.
Happen again. >> [Laughs] >> Andrew: That is wild. >> Yeah, dude, I'm sorry,
I don't mean to harp on this,
>> yeah, dude, I'm sorry, I don't mean to harp on this, I just, you realize this makes
you kind of the, I don't wanna--
>> like a rebound?
You kind of the, I don't wanna-- >> like a rebound? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, no, I know.
>> Like a rebound? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, no, I know. Totally sucks.
I feel like I got, like, what?
Like, three more weeks left?
>> Pssh, two.
>> Two? >> Tops. >> That's it?
>> Two, tops.
>> Well, I mean, you know Sarah.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah, we do.
>> Yeah, well, no, and I've
>> yeah. >> Yeah, we do. >> Yeah, well, no, and I've thought about this and I just
>> yeah, well, no, and I've thought about this and I just figured I'd much rather be with
her-- you-- right now and, like,
experience some totally
devastating heartbreak in the
future than to not be
with her at all.
Future than to not be with her at all. It's worth it to me.
With her at all. It's worth it to me. [Glass clatters]
>> Sarah: Oh, God.
>> Oh, fuck. >> Are you o.K.?
>> I just totally spilled wine
>> oh, fuck. >> Are you o.K.? >> I just totally spilled wine all over my crotch.
>> Yeah, we saw it.
All over my crotch. >> Yeah, we saw it. >> I can't really, I'd rub
>> yeah, we saw it. >> I can't really, I'd rub the real area, but--
>> that's really inappropriate.
The real area, but-- >> that's really inappropriate. >> You want us to spill wine on
our crotches out of solidarity?
Would that make you feel better?
Our crotches out of solidarity? Would that make you feel better? >> That is something I would
would that make you feel better? >> That is something I would say, man.
Uh, fuck, I am an idiot.
Say, man. Uh, fuck, I am an idiot. >> Well, good luck taking care
uh, fuck, I am an idiot. >> Well, good luck taking care of that sick otter.
>> Jonathan: Thank you.
Of that sick otter. >> Jonathan: Thank you. >> Hey, Sarah, you're still
coming with me to meet the
>> hey, Sarah, you're still coming with me to meet the gift bag designer, right?
Coming with me to meet the gift bag designer, right? >> When?
Gift bag designer, right? >> When? >> Tomorrow morning.
I asked you about this.
>> Tomor... that...
Tomorrow's my day off.
>> I know.
That's why I scheduled it.
>> Right.
Do you want to go with Beth
>> right. Do you want to go with Beth to the gift bag designer?
>> Yeah, totally.
To the gift bag designer? >> Yeah, totally. >> You can fly solo on this
>> yeah, totally. >> You can fly solo on this one, right, babe?
They're not that important.
One, right, babe? They're not that important. >> Jonathan: I'm being serious,
they're not that important. >> Jonathan: I'm being serious, I will totally go.
I got nothing going on,
it'd be awesome.
>> You're being serious?
It'd be awesome. >> You're being serious? >> Mm-hmm. >> It's strange, but
>> you're being serious? >> Mm-hmm. >> It's strange, but I like that-- he's not joking.
He wants to go with you.
>> You don't have to feel any
he wants to go with you. >> You don't have to feel any pressure, it's o.K., man.
>> But I will go.
Pressure, it's o.K., man. >> But I will go. >> All right, I think
>> but I will go. >> All right, I think we're done. >> [Clears throat]
>> Beth: Hey, mister,
that was rude.
>> Sorry.
That was rude. >> Sorry. What?
What was rude?
>> What you said about
what was rude? >> What you said about the gift bags.
>> What did I say?
The gift bags. >> What did I say? >> "Nobody cares."
>> That's-- I--
>> "nobody cares." >> That's-- I-- o.K., well, I'm sorry.
>> I care.
O.K., well, I'm sorry. >> I care. I want you to care, too.
>> About the gift bags?
>> About everything.
About the wedding.
Sometimes I feel like it's
about the wedding. Sometimes I feel like it's not important to you.
Not sometimes, all the time.
Not important to you. Not sometimes, all the time. >> O.K., well, wait a minute.
I made the decision to spend the
>> o.K., well, wait a minute. I made the decision to spend the rest of my life with you months
before I even thought of asking.
Rest of my life with you months before I even thought of asking. >> O.K. >> Well-- listen, no,
no, no, hold on-- the wedding
>> o.K. >> Well-- listen, no, no, no, hold on-- the wedding is going to mean a lot to me.
No, no, hold on-- the wedding is going to mean a lot to me. It's gonna mean a tremendous
amount to me.
I'm probably going to cry during
the ceremony 'cause I'm a
pussy-- you're marrying a pussy.
The ceremony 'cause I'm a pussy-- you're marrying a pussy. Just f.Y.I.
Pussy-- you're marrying a pussy. Just f.Y.I. But that's not what it is.
To me, it's a, it's a,
but that's not what it is. To me, it's a, it's a, it's just a-- it's a party.
It's a big party to
celebrate us.
>> But, mister, it's a lot of
work, especially on our budget,
>> but, mister, it's a lot of work, especially on our budget, and when you act blase about it,
it hurts my feelings.
And when you act blase about it, it hurts my feelings. And you know Sarah doesn't
give a shit and my mom is
and you know Sarah doesn't give a shit and my mom is not helpful.
Give a shit and my mom is not helpful. It's just me.
Not helpful. It's just me. >> It's gonna be the greatest
it's just me. >> It's gonna be the greatest wedding that ever happened in
>> it's gonna be the greatest wedding that ever happened in humanity's history.
Wedding that ever happened in humanity's history. >> [Chuckles]
Humanity's history. >> [Chuckles] We're a team, you know?
>> You're right.
>> Thank you.
>> And when you're right,
>> thank you. >> And when you're right, you're right and--
>> and when you're right, you're right and-- >> I'm right.
You're right and-- >> I'm right. >> You're right.
[They kiss]
>> Jonathan: So, aside from my
[they kiss] >> Jonathan: So, aside from my little accident, I didn't
embarrass you too much?
Little accident, I didn't embarrass you too much? >> No, you didn't embarrass me.
Embarrass you too much? >> No, you didn't embarrass me. Kind of embarrassed by Beth,
>> no, you didn't embarrass me. Kind of embarrassed by Beth, but that's nothing new.
Is it wrong of me to say that
I'm kind of getting sick of her?
>> No... why do you spend
so much time with her if she
>> no... why do you spend so much time with her if she bothers you so much?
So much time with her if she bothers you so much? >> What else would I do?
Bothers you so much? >> What else would I do? >> Sometimes your friends change
>> what else would I do? >> Sometimes your friends change and it sucks, but you move on.
>> Yeah, but, I mean, you don't
move on from your sister.
>> She's your sister?!
Move on from your sister. >> She's your sister?! >> What?
Yes.
>> Wh-- you never told me that.
>> I, yes, that's--
>> wh-- you never told me that. >> I, yes, that's-- Beth is my sister.
>> That's amazing.
>> That's so weird-- oh, my God.
>> Amazing, that's crazy.
>> I actually like the guy. >> Yeah, Jeremy was awesome. >> Jonathan.
>> Right. [Water running]
[Spits] Jonathan.
Not a bad dude.
>> I feel bad.
She's gonna bust his heart
into a million pieces.
>> So, a lot of these magazines
talk about green weddings,
>> so, a lot of these magazines talk about green weddings, "how to reduce your
nuptial footprint."
"How to reduce your nuptial footprint." >> That is so stupid.
Nuptial footprint." >> That is so stupid. >> No, I think we should
>> that is so stupid. >> No, I think we should totally do it.
>> O.K.
Totally do it. >> O.K. >> I mean, we already have the
>> o.K. >> I mean, we already have the all-organic catering-- I don't
think it would be that
big a deal.
>> What's the matter with you? >> Why, what'd I do? >> No...
I mean, literally,
>> no... I mean, literally, what is the matter with you?
You're like...
What is the matter with you? You're like... Too perfect.
There's gotta be something,
too perfect. There's gotta be something, right?
Some huge, fucked-up thing
that you haven't told me yet.
Hmm?
That you haven't told me yet. Hmm? >> [Sighs]
>> Oh, there is something.
What is it?
>> O.K.
So, you know how you were
>> o.K. So, you know how you were talking about marriage earlier?
>> Yeah.
Talking about marriage earlier? >> Yeah. >> I, uh, I don't believe in it.
>> Shut up! >> Ah!
>> That was an accident.
[Kiss]
[Laughs] I really did not mean
[kiss] [Laughs] I really did not mean to hit you that hard.
>> That's o.K.
To hit you that hard. >> That's o.K. >> I'm sorry.
That's crazy.
I don't believe in marriage,
that's crazy. I don't believe in marriage, either.
>> Really?
Either. >> Really? >> Mm-hmm.
Man, I thought you were going
>> mm-hmm. Man, I thought you were going to say something so much worse
man, I thought you were going to say something so much worse than that.
To say something so much worse than that. Why don't you believe in it?
Than that. Why don't you believe in it? >> Well...
Since I got...
Divorced...
>> There it is.
Divorced.
That's what I'm talking about.
You're divorced.
>> Is that bad?
>> What happened?
>> Well...
Nothing really happened.
It wasn't like some big blow-up
nothing really happened. It wasn't like some big blow-up or anything, she just...
She just didn't want to be
with me anymore.
And, uh...
With me anymore. And, uh... I'm glad it happened last year
and, uh... I'm glad it happened last year and not when I was like 40 or
something like that, you know?
And not when I was like 40 or something like that, you know? It's actually a good thing.
Something like that, you know? It's actually a good thing. I'm really glad it happened.
>> She sounds like
a crazy bitch.
>> Mm...
A crazy bitch. >> Mm... She wasn't really a bitch.
>> Oh my God, why are you so
she wasn't really a bitch. >> Oh my God, why are you so nice all the time?
Stop being so nice.
Nice all the time? Stop being so nice. Yup.
>> What are you doing? >> I'm not doing anything. >> ♪ what are you doing?
[Gasps] What are you doing?
>> ♪ What are you doing? [Gasps] What are you doing? Ow-- hello.
>> [Laughs]
>> What?
>> [Laughing] Nothing.
>> What?
>> [Laughing] Your--
>> what? >> [Laughing] Your-- your dick tastes like Merlot.
>> ♪ All of-- all of the mistakes I've made ♪
All of the mistakes I've made ♪ ♪ all of the mistakes
I've made... ♪ [Pauses]
♪ All of the mistakes I've made... ♪ [Pauses] [Drum track plays...]
[Piano joins in...]
[♪...]
♪ All of the mistakes I've made ♪ ♪ all the ways that I fucked up
the plans I'd laid ♪
♪ all the times
I showed up late,
all the places I left
when I should have stayed ♪
All the places I left when I should have stayed ♪ ♪ I know
[♪...]
♪ now I know
[♪...]
♪ Now I know [♪...] ♪ I know
[♪...]
♪ all the chances I let by
♪ all the accidents
that dot the maps of my life ♪
♪ all of those long, worthless
nights ♪
♪ all the times that I know
I didn't get it right ♪
♪ now I know
it brought me to you ♪
♪ all the shit I went through,
it brought me to you ♪
♪ so I don't care what it took,
all the shit I went through ♪
♪ it brought me to you,
yeah, it got kind of rough ♪
♪ it seemed like hoping never
mattered enough ♪
♪ and then it ended with me
falling in love ♪
♪ it brought me to you
[Accompaniment ends]
♪ It brought me to you [Accompaniment ends] ♪ now I miss you.
>> Jonathan: I'm gonna miss you
this weekend.
>> Me, too.
This weekend. >> Me, too. Ow-- ow, ow, ow, ow!
>> I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. [Kissing...]
>> What are you doing?
My sister's gonna be here,
>> what are you doing? My sister's gonna be here, like, now.
>> Now's not right now.
Like, now. >> Now's not right now. >> It is.
[Cell phone ring tone]
>> How many people do you think
[cell phone ring tone] >> How many people do you think are having sex right now?
>> Hey, I need you to stop.
Are having sex right now? >> Hey, I need you to stop. Really, she's calling again.
>> She's just calling to say
really, she's calling again. >> She's just calling to say she's on her way.
>> What?
She's on her way. >> What? >> She's just calling to say...
>> Beth: Sarah?
Sarah?
>> Oh my God.
>> Beth: Are you humping?
>> Hey, Beth.
>> Beth: Hi, Jonathan.
>> [Whistling]
Ferd?
[Whistles]
Ferdinand?
>> Ferdinand?
>> Here, girl! [Whistles]
>> Girl?
>> Ferd? [Whistling]
>> Sarah, we're gonna be late!
>> Well, I can't find the cat,
so what do you want?
>> We can't find ferdinand.
So what do you want? >> We can't find ferdinand. ...You can't miss your sister's
>> we can't find ferdinand. ...You can't miss your sister's bridal shower.
Look, I know you're worried.
Bridal shower. Look, I know you're worried. I got nothing going on.
I'm gonna go look for her.
>> She's just never been outside
before, like ever in her life.
>> I know, I know.
Before, like ever in her life. >> I know, I know. She's fine, she's fine.
She just went on
she's fine, she's fine. She just went on a little adventure.
>> [Sighs] Fine, o.K.
A little adventure. >> [Sighs] Fine, o.K. God...
>> You gonna give me a key?
>> Yeah.
[Muttering] I'm giving you
>> yeah. [Muttering] I'm giving you a key now.
>> [Scoffs] I can give it to you
when you get back.
>> O.K.
When you get back. >> O.K. >> Beth: Come on!
>> I'm sorry, Beth.
Hey...
>> Yeah? [Kiss]
>> Try to have fun, o.K.?
>> Yeah, o.K.
>> Beth? >> Yeah? >> [Vomiting]
[Spits] Ugh.
[Beth honks twice]
Really?
>> Mom: Hi! >> Benjie: Hey!! [Dog barks] >> Beth: Now that I'm about
[dog barks] >> Beth: Now that I'm about to get married and I'm taking
the first steps towards starting
my family, I really just feel
so fortunate to have all of you
amazing role models in my life.
So fortunate to have all of you amazing role models in my life. Mom, the way you and dad love
each other is inspiring.
Growing up and seeing you two
together...
I've just always wanted that,
to have what you have.
And now to be able to share that
with my future husband...
[Chuckling]... "Husband"...
With my future husband... [Chuckling]... "Husband"... Um, it's amazing, and I don't
[chuckling]... "Husband"... Um, it's amazing, and I don't take it for granted.
So, cheers.
Take it for granted. So, cheers. >> All: Cheers.
>> Mom?
>> I'll be right back.
[Toilet flushing] [Clattering] >> [Sighs deeply]
[Dog pants]
[Snorts]
[Receipt printer clicking] >> Good luck.
[Dog slurps]
[Dog barks] [Beth laughing] >> Benjie: How was it, Sarah?
>> It was fine.
Yeah, Beth was...
She was really happy.
Not always the easiest thing
she was really happy. Not always the easiest thing to do, so...
>> Yeah.
To do, so... >> Yeah. [Dog barks]
Hey, sairs,
[dog barks] Hey, sairs, I need your advice on something.
>> O.K.
>> Your mom and I...
We're not getting a--
>> your mom and I... We're not getting a-- we're not getting a divorce,
we're not getting a-- we're not getting a divorce, but we're gonna be spending
time away from each other
for a few months, so...
Time away from each other for a few months, so... >> Benjie...
For a few months, so... >> Benjie... >> It's o.K.
No, I mean, it's awful, but...
You know, it could be way worse.
[Chokes up]
Um...
We don't know...
We don't want to hide it from
we don't know... We don't want to hide it from anyone, but we don't know if
we don't want to hide it from anyone, but we don't know if now's the right time to tell
your sister.
Now's the right time to tell your sister. >> Right.
Your sister. >> Right. >> Jonathan: Yeah, she's not
>> right. >> Jonathan: Yeah, she's not back yet.
Ferdinand the she-cat has not
returned.
You should see the posters
though, they're funny.
>> Well, if there's any news,
will you just call me?
>> Of course.
>> Jonathan... >> Yeah? >> I just...
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
>> 'Course, hon'.
I'll see ya tomorrow.
I love you.
>> I lo--
wait, did you just say
that you, um...
Wait, did you just say that you, um... >> You don't have to say it
back, it's cool.
>> O.K.
Back, it's cool. >> O.K. Sorry, I...
I'll see you tomorrow.
>> O.K.
>> Beth? >> Yeah? >> Are you sleeping?
>> No, what's up?
Where did you go? >> When? >> You left in the middle
>> when? >> You left in the middle of the party.
>> Yeah, I know, that's actually
what I need to talk to you
>> yeah, I know, that's actually what I need to talk to you about.
What I need to talk to you about. >> You know, I want this to be
special, and I want you to be
>> you know, I want this to be special, and I want you to be excited, but I want you to be
genuinely excited, like, I don't
want to have to, like, tell you
to be excited.
Want to have to, like, tell you to be excited. >> I am excited, I really am.
To be excited. >> I am excited, I really am. >> I know you think
this is wrong...
>> No, I don't think that
it's... I really don't think...
>> I just think maybe I'm...
It's... I really don't think... >> I just think maybe I'm... Asking too much, I...
>> I don't think that at all.
I don't think that it's wrong,
I can totally see why you feel
that way and I'm sorry.
I actually think
it's really awesome.
Honestly, I think it's awesome
that you have some guy that you
honestly, I think it's awesome that you have some guy that you met that you love, and he loves
you a lot back, and you don't
like question it for a second.
You a lot back, and you don't like question it for a second. It's amazing.
Like question it for a second. It's amazing. I'm just preoccupied, you know?
Kevin... and now Jonathan.
I don't know, it doesn't matter.
It's just...
I'll be better at this.
>> O.K.
Thank you.
>> Go fuck yourself.
[Both chuckle]
>> Beth: I'm just thinking for the overall aesthetic of the table setting, of the layout
of the table, but then I--
well, not exactly, but then
for the flower colors to be
a bit more bright.
For the flower colors to be a bit more bright. Like...
A bit more bright. Like... >> Can I show you something?
>> Mom: O.K....
What exactly...
>> Benjie: Is now a good time?
Seems good, it's quiet.
>> Yeah, now-- now's actually
seems good, it's quiet. >> Yeah, now-- now's actually not really a good time for me.
I'm sorry.
Not really a good time for me. I'm sorry. >> No, you're right.
>> I'm really-- I'm sorry.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed
to do here.
>> No, it's o.K., it's o.K.
To do here. >> No, it's o.K., it's o.K. How are you?
>> I'm really not good.
>> You wanna talk?
>> I think I... I just,
>> you wanna talk? >> I think I... I just, I kinda wanna go home.
>> Sure.
[Birds chirping]
[Shower running...] >> Hello? >> Jonathan from the shower:
Hey hon, it's just me!
...I bet she's eating rotisserie
hey hon, it's just me! ...I bet she's eating rotisserie chicken off some old lady's lap
right now.
Chicken off some old lady's lap right now. [Wine glass clinks on table]
Right now. [Wine glass clinks on table] There you go.
She just hasn't seen
there you go. She just hasn't seen the posters yet.
[Kissing]
The posters yet. [Kissing] >> Hey...
>> Yeah.
>> Wait, can I just-- um...
I kinda just wanted to have my
>> wait, can I just-- um... I kinda just wanted to have my apartment to myself tonight.
>> Yeah.
Apartment to myself tonight. >> Yeah. >> Is that o.K.?
>> Yeah, no, of course.
There's, uh, some dinner
>> yeah, no, of course. There's, uh, some dinner in the oven.
Make sure you take it out
when it dings.
You don't want your place
to burn down or anything.
>> O.K.
To burn down or anything. >> O.K. >> It's a lasagna.
>> O.K.
>> Yeah, made you a lasagna.
>> Yeah, I'll take it out.
>> Yeah.
All right.
You're welcome.
[Door opens and shuts]
>> Saleswoman: Overall, how does this feel? >> Sarah?
This feel? >> Sarah? >> Yup?
I like this one.
This is pretty.
But, I don't know, what do you
this is pretty. But, I don't know, what do you think about, like, uh, like,
but, I don't know, what do you think about, like, uh, like, straps?
Think about, like, uh, like, straps? >> Yeah, for practical reasons,
I was thinking the same thing.
>> Yeah, I'll go check
in the back.
>> Cool, thank you.
In the back. >> Cool, thank you. Oh, and in the same price range.
Sneaky.
You know, I just sort of think
sneaky. You know, I just sort of think like all wedding dresses look
you know, I just sort of think like all wedding dresses look like fancy folded napkins
or whatever, but...
Like fancy folded napkins or whatever, but... You look really great.
Or whatever, but... You look really great. Like, really beautiful.
>> Thank you.
...Ooh!
This is practically perfect.
Just maybe a little too wide?
>> Oh, we can slim it down.
No problem.
When's your wedding again?
>> Eight months.
Maybe less.
Sarah, good call.
>> Eight months is plenty
of time.
>> You don't think it's still
a little too boobalicious?
>> Um... it's a good thing.
A little too boobalicious? >> Um... it's a good thing. I think your groom will love it.
>> Sarah: I need to get by you.
>> What?
>> Just... watch out.
>> Saleswoman: Sorry.
>> Sarah?
[Door slams]
Sarah?
What the hell?
>> I can't be your maid
what the hell? >> I can't be your maid of honor.
>> What do you mean?
Of honor. >> What do you mean? >> Well, it's the first week
>> what do you mean? >> Well, it's the first week in February, right?
The wedding.
In February, right? The wedding. Your wedding is the first
the wedding. Your wedding is the first week in February? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah, uh...
Week in February? >> Yeah. >> Yeah, uh... That's when I'm... due.
I'm pregnant.
>> That's not funny.
>> I'm not joking, believe me.
>> You're pregnant?
>> I don't know... I...
I... fucked up.
>> Yeah, you did.
>> Beth...
I kind of need you to just be
my sister right now, o.K.?
>> Oh, because every time I give
you advice, you definitely
>> oh, because every time I give you advice, you definitely seem to listen.
You advice, you definitely seem to listen. >> Oh c'mon, I try.
Seem to listen. >> Oh c'mon, I try. I try! And every-- you're just
>> oh c'mon, I try. I try! And every-- you're just impossible to talk to!
>> You can't have a baby.
Impossible to talk to! >> You can't have a baby. >> I know! I don't know what I'm
>> you can't have a baby. >> I know! I don't know what I'm supposed to do! >> Seriously?
How are you going to take care
of another human being? You can
how are you going to take care of another human being? You can barely take care of a cat!
Of another human being? You can barely take care of a cat! [Traffic passing...]
Barely take care of a cat! [Traffic passing...] [Song playing...]
>> [Frustrated sigh]
>> ♪ someday my timing
>> [frustrated sigh] >> ♪ someday my timing will get better ♪
♪ oh, sangita
♪ someday my ti-ti-ti ...
♪ Oh, sangita ♪ someday my ti-ti-ti ... [Music playing from gallery]
[Music continues]
>> Man: I'm so impressed with this stuff. >> Thanks, thank you.
With this stuff. >> Thanks, thank you. >> You mind if I ask you
>> thanks, thank you. >> You mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
>> Do you have like a blog
or something?
>> I, uh, I write for artforum.
Or something? >> I, uh, I write for artforum. >> No, you don't.
Really?
>> Hey... hey!
>> Hi.
>> How you doing?
>> How are you doing?
>> I haven't seen this one.
>> Yeah, that's my favorite.
Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Do you think I should... I should go talk... yeah, right. >> Mm-hmm. >> O.K.
Thank you.
>> How does your-- I assume
thank you. >> How does your-- I assume he's your ex-boyfriend--
>> how does your-- I assume he's your ex-boyfriend-- feel about them?
He's your ex-boyfriend-- feel about them? >> He thinks they're amazing.
Feel about them? >> He thinks they're amazing. Hey, how's-a my timing?
[Both chuckle nervously]
>> Wow, hi, you're here.
>> Yeah, of course, of course.
>> Hi! This is Kevin.
Uh, this is Trevor and Jonathan.
>> Hey Jonathan, it's Kevin.
>> I'm Trevor.
>> Trevor.
Hey.
>> Hey.
>> This is crazy.
Like, I'm freaking out
>> this is crazy. Like, I'm freaking out right now, kind of.
>> Hey, sorry I'm late.
Right now, kind of. >> Hey, sorry I'm late. >> Hey. What's up?
>> Hi. >> Hey.
>> Wow, it's incredible.
It's like a real gallery.
>> It is a real gallery.
>> I mean, it is a real gallery.
>> Where's Beth?
>> Uh...
[Music continues in gallery]
...I know you guys aren't getting along right now, but she didn't even show up tonight.
Getting along right now, but she didn't even show up tonight. >> I know, but...
Didn't even show up tonight. >> I know, but... >> That's not how it's
supposed to be.
>> Hey man, I'm out.
Supposed to be. >> Hey man, I'm out. >> Hey.
Yup-- hello, good-bye.
>> Bye-- hey, congratulations.
>> Thank you so much for coming.
>> Of course, of course.
Uh, I'll see you guys later.
>> Sarah: Yeah. See ya.
>> Hey, sorry I'm chewing
your ear off.
I know you should probably be
in there schmoozing with people.
Thank you for listening
to my emotional vomit.
>> No, it's fine, really.
To my emotional vomit. >> No, it's fine, really. >> Bleah...
Let me wipe that off of you.
>> Thank you.
>> I'm gonna spend the rest
>> thank you. >> I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with this girl.
>> Yeah.
Of my life with this girl. >> Yeah. >> This wonderful,
>> yeah. >> This wonderful, wonderful girl.
Sometimes it's hard to remember.
Wonderful girl. Sometimes it's hard to remember. [Music playing in bar]
>> Hey, aren't you in a band?
>> Sorry.
>> No, no, no.
That wolf band, right?
>> You're thinking of
that wolf band, right? >> You're thinking of someone else, I think.
>> No, I've seen you.
Someone else, I think. >> No, I've seen you. >> Get the fuck away from me.
I'm... [disgusted sigh]
>> I didn't know what to expect,
but that was incredible.
You were amazing tonight, babe.
But that was incredible. You were amazing tonight, babe. >> Uh, Jonathan?
>> Yeah? You, uh,
>> uh, Jonathan? >> Yeah? You, uh, wanna go get something to eat?
>> Um...
Wanna go get something to eat? >> Um... Actually, I--
>> um... Actually, I-- I need some time to think about
actually, I-- I need some time to think about some things.
Some time alone.
Some things. Some time alone. >> Oh.
O.K.... y-you...
Y-you breaking up?
>> No.
No.
>> Is it Kevin? Are you...?
>> No.
Come on.
>> Did I do something?
>> Not at all, no.
You...
No, I mean, you're amazing.
Like... amazing.
You're one of the most wonderful
like... amazing. You're one of the most wonderful guys I've ever met.
Really, like I really mean that.
Guys I've ever met. Really, like I really mean that. >> Yeah.
You know... my instinct is to put a smile on my face and say everything's cool.
Put a smile on my face and say everything's cool. I can't do that.
Everything's cool. I can't do that. 'Cause I've been
where you're at and you know,
'cause I've been where you're at and you know, the only difference is,
is that the person you need
is right in front of you.
Is that the person you need is right in front of you. >> Jonathan...
Is right in front of you. >> Jonathan... >> What are you scared of?
Sarah, seriously, what are you
>> what are you scared of? Sarah, seriously, what are you scared of being...?
Being with me is not gonna
change you.
>> I just need a little bit
of time alone.
That's it.
Of time alone. That's it. >> I love you, Sarah,
that's it. >> I love you, Sarah, but this is...
This is fucking bullshit.
But this is... This is fucking bullshit. Ah, fuck-- o.K., you know--
this is fucking bullshit. Ah, fuck-- o.K., you know-- [Sighs]
I don't want to be like this.
Can't say you didn't warn me.
[Door opens and closes]
>> How was it? >> It was great. You shoulda been there.
[Runs water]
[Gargles] [Spits]
Beth... We're gonna... you and I are gonna be a family soon.
>> Yeah.
Are gonna be a family soon. >> Yeah. >> I don't ever want my family
>> yeah. >> I don't ever want my family to treat each other like this.
I don't ever want to treat you
like this, and when we have
kids, I don't ever want them
to get so engrossed in their own
lives that they can't be there
for each other.
Lives that they can't be there for each other. O.K.
For each other. O.K. I don't know what's happening.
The girl that you're acting like
right now is not the fucking
the girl that you're acting like right now is not the fucking girl I fell in love with.
Right now is not the fucking girl I fell in love with. Good night.
[Knock on door: "Shave and a haircut, two bits"] >> Just a sec.
A haircut, two bits"] >> Just a sec. [Mutters] Oh God...
>> [Drunkenly] Hello. >> Hi. What are you doing here?
>> I... just wanted
what are you doing here? >> I... just wanted to see you again.
>> Listen, Kevin,
I'm so tired right now.
>> Well, after I saw you tonight
I just couldn't believe that
>> well, after I saw you tonight I just couldn't believe that we weren't together-- still.
>> Can we just talk about this
like, any other time? Please.
>> Hey-- you came to my house
drunk-- I'm allowed a turn.
It's not bad.
Drunk-- I'm allowed a turn. It's not bad. Hey, where's ferdie?
Ferdie-- [Kissing sound]
>> I don't know.
>> Ahh...
So...
It just doesn't make sense.
Because I was thinking about it.
And I was thinking a lot
because I was thinking about it. And I was thinking a lot about it and... it didn't make
and I was thinking a lot about it and... it didn't make sense to me, 'cause, what?
About it and... it didn't make sense to me, 'cause, what? We don't have to live together.
Sense to me, 'cause, what? We don't have to live together. We could live on other planets,
we don't have to live together. We could live on other planets, right? It doesn't matter.
>> Kevin, you have to
get over this.
>> No, I don't-- >> yes.
Get over this. >> No, I don't-- >> yes. >> We were good together.
You know that.
I know that.
You know that.
We were good.
And... I fucked it up.
I did, I just, I fucked it up.
But you fucked up, too,
'cause you threw it all away.
But that's o.K.,
'cause I love you...
>> Kevin...
'Cause I love you... >> Kevin... >> And we can make this
go back to the way it was.
We can go back, Sarah.
Go back to the way it was. We can go back, Sarah. I love you so much.
>> I'm pregnant.
>> [Breathing heavily] I can step it up. I can be responsible.
We don't have to live together,
but-- >> it isn't yours.
>> Are you sure? Are you sure? >> It's not yours.
>> [Walking away, walking down staircase]
[Door slams]
>> [Sighs]
>> Rabbi: So, we have you penciled in for the 10th of February. >> Right.
Penciled in for the 10th of February. >> Right. >> Some things to discuss-- the
specific time of the wedding,
>> some things to discuss-- the specific time of the wedding, which rituals will or will not
be part of your ceremony, and
the matter of the deposit.
Be part of your ceremony, and the matter of the deposit. >> Uh, my fiance's not here yet.
The matter of the deposit. >> Uh, my fiance's not here yet. >> Understood.
Is he on his way?
>> Beth: There you are. >> Oh, hey. You were inside.
>> Yeah, we just started.
>> Shall we do this?
>> Wait...
[Background conversation] [Phones ringing]
...The summer, fall-- it's like we're not even gonna be there. We're gonna miss it, and all
because we're gonna be too busy
we're gonna miss it, and all because we're gonna be too busy ordering tiramisu or something,
which I hate.
Ordering tiramisu or something, which I hate. It's like, how did we decide
on tiramisu, anyway?
Or is it 1993 or something?
On tiramisu, anyway? Or is it 1993 or something? >> Hey, you.
>> Hey, you.
>> What are you saying?
>> When we get married,
>> what are you saying? >> When we get married, I don't... want this.
I don't wanna feel like this.
[Birds chirping]
>> I'm sorry. What I said last night was a little harsh.
>> No-- you were so right.
A little harsh. >> No-- you were so right. I needed to hear it.
[Sighs] I think you're awesome.
>> You're not so bad
[sighs] I think you're awesome. >> You're not so bad yourself, lady.
>> Do we have to do this
right now?
>> We don't have to do anything
that we don't want to do.
O.K.?
That we don't want to do. O.K.? >> Man on p.A.: 10 minutes,
o.K.? >> Man on p.A.: 10 minutes, we begin in 10 minutes,
>> man on p.A.: 10 minutes, we begin in 10 minutes, the start of the show.
We begin in 10 minutes, the start of the show. Attention, visitors,
10 minutes,
attention, visitors, 10 minutes, we begin in 10 minutes,
the start of the show.
We begin in 10 minutes, the start of the show. >> Here, have some more--
it's on me.
[Punch thumps]
It's on me. [Punch thumps] [Kick thuds]
[Cell phone ringing]
>> Hi. >> Hey, I need to talk to you. Where are you right now?
>> Um-- do you know
where are you right now? >> Um-- do you know the address here?
>> [Pained] Ah. [Groans] >> Sorry. I'm sorry.
I, sh... I don't do this.
I don't punch people.
>> Y'know, it's all right, man.
I don't blame ya.
You know, if I were you,
I would've-- well, I wouldn't
you know, if I were you, I would've-- well, I wouldn't have done this, but I would've
been really upset too, you know.
Have done this, but I would've been really upset too, you know. She's an amazing person.
Been really upset too, you know. She's an amazing person. >> She is.
>> She's such an amazing person.
>> She's the best.
>> Yeah, she's the best
>> she's the best. >> Yeah, she's the best at breakin' hearts.
>> [Laughs]
At breakin' hearts. >> [Laughs] [Cell phone rings]
>> Oh, shit. >> No, here,
[cell phone rings] >> Oh, shit. >> No, here, no, no, let me get that.
>> Thank you.
No, no, let me get that. >> Thank you. Hello?
Yes.
That's wonderful.
Great, o.K.
>> What is it?
>> Sure, the--
>> what is it? >> Sure, the-- >> Sarah?
No, no, Sarah, over here. We have a question about your insurance.
We're not in network and
the doctor's not your g.P.,
we're not in network and the doctor's not your g.P., but the good news is, if you're
not covered, then this might
count towards your deductible.
Not covered, then this might count towards your deductible. >> O.K., I, uh...
Count towards your deductible. >> O.K., I, uh... >> I did this, didn't I?
>> No... Beth... no.
>> [Tearfully] I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
>> It's o.K., it is.
I'm sorry too, I really am.
>> We're postponing the wedding.
You can totally have
>> we're postponing the wedding. You can totally have your baby now. >> [Sobs]
>> I didn't mean it like--
God, I'm so sorry.
We're in an abortion clinic.
>> I know, God, I know.
I don't know what I'm doing,
I really don't.
It's like, I'm so fucking
irresponsible. >> No, no.
Hey, me, too, o.K.?
Irresponsible. >> No, no. Hey, me, too, o.K.? We're both fucked up.
It's o.K., you know?
>> Sarah?
>> I'm sorry, we're a little too
busy crying to have an abortion
right now, o.K.?
Busy crying to have an abortion right now, o.K.? Can you just--
can you give us a second?
O.K., here's the deal.
Can you give us a second? O.K., here's the deal. You do not have to make
o.K., here's the deal. You do not have to make this decision right now.
And you also don't have
to do it alone, o.K.?
You've got mom, you've got dad,
and you've got me, o.K.?
You're not alone.
And you've got me, o.K.? You're not alone. >> [Crying] Thank you.
Thank you. >> Come on.
>> I love you, Beth.
>> I love you.
[♪...]
>> Hey, man, I just want you
to know I'm entirely sympathetic
>> hey, man, I just want you to know I'm entirely sympathetic to your situation.
To know I'm entirely sympathetic to your situation. >> Dude, I'm just pissed
you don't suck. >> Thanks.
[♪...]
You don't suck. >> Thanks. [♪...] >> And don't forget to call
mom and benjie.
>> I won't.
Mom and benjie. >> I won't. >> But make sure that you
talk to benjie.
>> Look.
Talk to benjie. >> Look. >> Oh, my God, ferd.
What happened to his face?
>> Good luck.
>> Thanks.
Thank you.
>> Bye.
>> O.K.
I'm o.K.
[♪...]
Hey. >> Hey. [Pained] Mm!
Sorry...
>> Oh God, I'm sorry,
sorry... >> Oh God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
>> Mmm...
That side's better.
>> That one?
>> Mm-hmm.
[Chuckles]
Hi. Hey.
[♪...]
>> Hey. >> [Chuckles quietly] >> [Sighs]
Jonathan...
[Takes a deep breath]
[♪...]
[Music changes]
>> ♪ I'm just a wolfbird >> he's just a wolfbird.
♪ so now as my eyes close,
I begin to take flight ♪
♪ my wings a little shaky
'cause I'm afraid of heights ♪
♪ but it's the things that scare
me that make me move ♪
♪ and if there's one thing I do,
it's drop an educated groove ♪
♪ 'cause one plus >> one.
It's drop an educated groove ♪ ♪ 'cause one plus >> one. >> ♪ is two
♪ and today's the day
you knew a wolfbird flew ♪
>> ♪ I'm just a wolfbird
>> ♪ he's just a wolfbird
>> ♪ I'm just a wolfbird
[Howls, clucks]
♪ I'm just a wolfbird.
[Howls]
[Cheering and applause]