[Whirring...]
[♪...]
[Whoosh] [♪...]
[Gothic chanting, ♪...]
[Crackling, gothic chanting continues, ♪...]
[Knocking on door, loud music playing inside]
Loud music playing inside] [Indistinct voices...]
[Loud music and conversations]
[All speaking Spanish...] This is my friend, Jamie.
Hola.
Jamie: Lobo, hey, how are you?
How are you? What's up?
Yeah, glad to meet you.
Yeah, welcome.
How's Chile?
Man, I feel at home.
[Indistinct]
You want to have it?
Yeah, yeah, whatever you're
yeah, yeah, whatever you're having.
Having. You guys wanna smoke
you guys wanna smoke some weed? Yeah.
Some weed? Yeah. It's just Chilean weed, man.
[Loud music continues...]
Jamie: I hear that it lasts,
like, eight hours, and that the
peak of it is really like four
hours into it.
Hours into it. Yeah, that's true but one
yeah, that's true but one thing you wanna make sure--
yeah, yeah, well, I read the
doors of perception, you know.
Doors of perception, you know. He describes it basically as
he describes it basically as like we have a reducing valve in
our consciousness and like, this
kind of like opens up your, you
know...
Know... ...Your valve,
...your valve, your reducing valve?
Your reducing valve? Huxley?
Yeah, I've heard of that book.
I've actually never read it.
[Speaking Spanish]
[Speaking spanish] Hi!
These are my friends...
This is Jamie...
It's really important that you
it's really important that you fast if you take it...
Fast if you take it... You have to fast?
12 hours before or something?
Yeah, you should...
Don't exaggerate , but...
Want some?
No, uh, I'm high on life.
Whatever knocks you out.
Try to be in a good mood
try to be in a good mood too, man, like you you guys
wanna like, kind take care of
each other...
Each other... You have experienced...
Jamie: Yeah.
I'm not afraid of...
[Loud music continues...]
Is that Chilean cocaine?
Yeah, it's Chilean cocaine,
yeah, it's Chilean cocaine, you like it?
You like it? Can I get some of this,
can I get some of this, because I haven't had very good
cocaine in Chile.
Cocaine in Chile. Yeah, manu, can we get some?
Umm... Can I buy some?
Do you have more?
Yeah, I mean...
I can ask a friend.
Yeah, it's like really...
This is actually really good.
You know, and the weed is nice,
you know, and the weed is nice, too, that you have because the
other weeds I've had here have
been, you know, a little heady,
like, you can feel a pressure on
your face and like, you can't
think through a clear thought...
Think through a clear thought... But this one was really nice.
Yeah, it sounds like you've
yeah, it sounds like you've done a lot of drugs here and
stuff.
Stuff. Not life, though, you know,
not life, though, you know, I don't get high on life
every day.
Every day. God, I would probably
drop dead.
Drop dead. You wanna get out of this room?
It's like really uncomfortable
it's like really uncomfortable in here.
In here. Hey, thank you.
[Loud music and general
[loud music and general conversations]
Conversations] What was her problem? Why?
She's like, "I'm high on
she's like, "I'm high on life," and then she's doing
cocaine?
Cocaine? Ah, forget it.
I find that shit so annoying.
I have to take a shit, that's
like crazy, poisonous...
Like crazy, poisonous... Chilean drugs.
I'll see you.
Hello, is someone in here?
I'm sorry!
[Muffled music thumping...]
[Toilet flushes]
[Muffled music continues]
[Eerie whooshing...]
[Whirring, horse neighs]
[Loud music thumping...] [General conversations]
Hey, who's she?
Yeah, she's an old friend,
yeah, she's an old friend, man.
Man. Isn't she amazing?
I love her!
What about the other one?
The other one is like,
the other one is like, a dark cloud.
A dark cloud. What the fuck is she
what the fuck is she doing, man?
Doing, man? Oh, poor thing!
She's like a lonely tornado.
What's up with her?
She's embarrassing herself,
she's embarrassing herself, right?
Right? Yeah.
I mean, the other one's being
nice to her, she's not like
kicking her out.
Kicking her out. Somebody save her!
I'm gonna try.
Oh, really?
Good luck, man...
I think she needs it!
Hola!
Do you speak English?
Yes.
Where are you from?
America, everywhere...
Me too. Yeah?
You're the first American
you're the first American I've met here.
Hi!
Listen to me.
Yeah.
You're embarrassing yourself.
[Laughs]
Am I embarrassing yourself,
am I embarrassing yourself, you mean?
You mean? We're all one self, man.
Yeah! Yeah!
We're one giant consciousness.
What, what's your religion?
Are you religious or something?
That's like doors of perception
that's like doors of perception shit you're saying,
you know?
You know? You ever read that book?
You know that book?
Aldous huxley?
>> The doors of perception...
Yes! Yeah!
Champa!
Hola, amigo.
How are you, man?
Hey, good, how are you doing?
Fine.
This is maca.
Maca? Jamie.
Jamie, my friend.
This is crystal fairy.
Sorry?
And this is champa.
I live with him, we live
i live with him, we live together.
Together. Champa, champa...
Your name, sorry?
Crystal fairy.
She's gonna come with us to the
she's gonna come with us to the north tomorrow.
North tomorrow. She's gonna come in the suburban
she's gonna come in the suburban and we'll all drive together,
and there'll be a female
presence now on the trip.
Presence now on the trip. Is that cool? Uh...
She wants to drink San Pedro.
But... will you come in the
but... will you come in the car or in the...
Car or in the... She'll come in the suburban.
Uh, hey, it's a problem
uh, hey, it's a problem because the suburban is kind of
full because I'm taking my
little brothers, you remember?
Little brothers, you remember? You don't think we can
you don't think we can all fit?
All fit? Oh, I don't want to be an
oh, I don't want to be an imposition.
Imposition. Well, maybe take a bus then,
well, maybe take a bus then, meet us there...
Meet us there... Yeah, I'll take a bus!
Just... [indistinct] And then
just... [indistinct] And then call me when you get there and
we'll find you.
We'll find you. I took the bus all over
Argentina, have you done that?
That'll be fun.
You'll just take a bus...
>> Perfecto, perfecto.
Hey, if I give you my phone
hey, if I give you my phone number...
Number... 9-5-0-3-0. 9-5-0-3-0.
[Indistinct]
...You have to come.
...you have to come. ...I have to bus?
Copiapo.
Copiapo, that's it.
Just go on Google and type in
just go on Google and type in bus or just type in bus,
it's like the same word.
It's like the same word. I'm going to go and look at
the moon now.
The moon now. Wow...
This is such a good omen.
That's amazing.
We should get going soon,
we should get going soon, because I think we're
going to get up like really
early and go?
Early and go? Champa: Yeah, yeah.
I'm kind of tired, man.
Yeah, me too.
I might do a little more of that
blow, I have a little more left.
Blow, I have a little more left. You wanna do some?
No, thank you man.
No, no.
O.K., I'm going to do it.
See you later.
Then we'll go soon.
[Music and general
[music and general conversations]
Yo, Jamie, dude. Hola, amigo.
We need to go, man.
Yeah, I'm just making
yeah, I'm just making one drink.
One drink. It's too late.
No more drinks, man.
No, no.
I'm going man, sorry.
If you wanna stay, o.K., but...
Hey, I've got a little more
hey, I've got a little more blow.
Blow. [Music and general
[music and general conversations...]
Bye. I'll call you tomorrow, o.K.?
Get home safe.
Yeah, you too.
[Women speaking Spanish...]
Women: Hi! Woman: Hi!
Jamie: Hi.
Hi! Fucking me.
Hi, what?
I can't afford it.
[All laugh]
Tell her I can't afford it.
Good night.
What's she saying?
She wants apple.
No, I'm not giving you my
no, I'm not giving you my apple!
Apple! How many dicks have you sucked
how many dicks have you sucked tonight?
Tonight? A lot.
What are their names?
What are your names?
My name is Hannah. Hi!
And botota.
Why don't you have some real
why don't you have some real food?
Food? We'll cook you dinner.
I'll cook you dinner.
Come-- a LA casa!
Come on!
No problem.
[Music playing in apartment]
[Clicking soda can]
Champa: I'm going to bed,
champa: I'm going to bed, I'm so tired.
Jamie: Yeah, I'm so
tired too.
Tired too. I'm just going to cook this and
eat this with them, I think, and
go to bed too.
Go to bed too. Yeah, the girls are waiting,
yeah, the girls are waiting, man.
Man. O.K., good night.
See you tomorrow.
[♪...]
Hey...
What's the situation?
[♪...]
Jamie: Are you going to sleep
after this, or are you going to
be working?
Be working? Oh, no.
Fucking!
Working, working.
Yeah, I got it.
You've been...
How long have you been
how long have you been doing that kind of work?
Doing that kind of work? No, no, eh...
Hmm... Aburrida.
Thank you, thank you.
But you don't enjoy it.
Thanks. Thanks.
Oh, you gotta go work
oh, you gotta go work right now.
Right now. Yes, yes, ahora.
Want have the dollar.
O.K., o.K., o.K., all right.
You don't want any rice?
O.K., bye!
[Inhales deeply] [Exhales deeply]
[Inhaling sharply]
[Cell phone ringing and vibrating]
Jamie! Yo, Jamie!
Hola... hola...
Yo, man.
What's wrong?
You were supposed to be
you were supposed to be waiting down here with
the stuff.
The stuff. Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, please hurry up, man.
My little brothers are waiting.
Um, can you give me
um, can you give me 10 minutes?
We're kind of late, man.
Please hurry up.
Come up. O.K.
We don't have to shout
we don't have to shout like this.
Like this. [Blinds clatter]
[Water running]
I'll be waiting in the
car, man.
Car, man. O.K., lady botota.
I'll be five minutes.
[Music playing on car radio]
Wow...
Yo, man.
Great car.
Yeah, the only problem is
yeah, the only problem is it's so expensive.
It's so expensive. It spends too much gas.
I'll cover gas, man.
I'll cover gas.
Really? Cool, thanks.
No worries.
[Doors shut, ignition starts]
I'm sorry those women were
scaring you last night.
Scaring you last night. So crazy. They were fun.
I liked botota-- yeah, like,
i liked botota because she was
kind of quiet but Hannah kept
like, getting aggressive
with me.
With me. This is the perfect thing in my
this is the perfect thing in my life right now, to do mescaline.
Life right now, to do mescaline. I'm just getting into all this,
really getting heavy in to all
this phenomenology stuff and
it's all related, you know,
it's like...
It's like... So your brothers are gonna take
so your brothers are gonna take it too?
It too? Did they decide they want to?
Yeah, I think so.
That's what they tell me, yeah.
So I have to get enough
so I have to get enough because, uh...
Because, uh... I don't wanna take, like,
i don't wanna take, like, you know, less than the
recommended dosage.
Recommended dosage. We should all...
We should make sure there's
we should make sure there's enough for us to all do the
right amount.
Right amount. If not, maybe they'll just hang
if not, maybe they'll just hang out or something.
Out or something. [Men speaking Spanish]
[Men speaking spanish] [Car horn honks]
Yo! Pilo.
How are you, man?
Good, how are you doing?
Fine, you?
I'm dead, man.
Exhausted, man, we did so much
exhausted, man, we did so much cocaine last night.
Cocaine last night. [Laughs]
We could hardly sleep.
I did more than him, but...
Somebody put some like klonopin
somebody put some like klonopin in it or something.
In it or something. Yeah, bring those.
[Men speaking Spanish]
Jamie: Hey, lel. Hey, are you going to drink the
hey, are you going to drink the San Pedro with us?
San Pedro? Yeah.
We'll have a psychoactive
we'll have a psychoactive voyage, you know?
Voyage, you know? Oh... [chuckles]
Yeah, yeah.
It's true.
It's just a plant, you know,
it's just a plant, you know, i mean, it's just the San Pedro
cactus.
Cactus. It's been an ancient tradition.
They've been doing it for
they've been doing it for hundreds of years.
Hundreds of years. It's like... really traditional.
What are you saying? I'm trying to translate what
you said.
You said. It's, it's safe.
Don't worry!
Don't worry.
Uh, Jamie?
My knees...
It's like...
Sorry, man, I'm tired.
Yeah, but please...
Is that better?
Yeah, yeah.
Right there.
Thank you.
[Music playing in car]
Man: ♪ ...I'm the king of
man: ♪ ...I'm the king of bungle, baby, I'm the king
bungle... [indistinct] ♪
Bungle... [indistinct] ♪ woman: ♪ king of the bungle,
king of the bungle ♪
King of the bungle ♪ ♪ hear me when I come, baby
♪ king of the bungle,
king of the bungle ♪
King of the bungle ♪ [Music thumping in car]
Jamie, you want an empanada? Cheese?
No, meat empanada?
No, no, I don't think...
Does he have coffee or
does he have coffee or something?
Something? Do you have coffee, cafe?
Is it...
Real coffee or is it...
Instant coffee.
Yeah.
Are you not hungry, man?
You haven't eaten all day.
Oh, you don't know what they
oh, you don't know what they put in them.
Put in them. When they make them in these
when they make them in these places, you know.
Places, you know. I had that bad experience,
i had that bad experience, you know, I ate...
You know, I ate... Oh, yeah, I remember.
An empanada and I...
Got really sick.
I had to lie in bed all day.
Yeah, I threw up on the driveway... gracias.
Gracias.
[Cell phone ringing] [Beep]
Hello?
[Faintly] Hey, Jamie, it's
[faintly] Hey, Jamie, it's me, crystal.
Me, crystal. [Ominous symphonic music]
[Cell phone ringing]
Yo, Jamie, your phone. Hello?
Oh, my God, it's me, crystal!
Jamie!
Can you hear me?
I'm on a bus, I'm on my way to
copiapo...
Copiapo... I hope you're on your way there.
Listen: Let's meet at the main
listen: Let's meet at the main square.
Square. That was crystal fairy.
What? Crystal fairy,
what? Crystal fairy, from last night.
From last night. The crazy dancing girl?
Wow, yeah. Yeah, so?
She just called me.
She says she's on a bus to
she says she's on a bus to copiapo.
Copiapo. She's gonna meet us in the
she's gonna meet us in the square, she says.
Square, she says. Are you serious, man?
How did she get my phone
how did she get my phone number?
Number? Fuck, you gave it to
fuck, you gave it to her, man.
Her, man. Don't you remember?
[Grunts] I gave it to her and
[grunts] I gave it to her and she memorized it.
She memorized it. This girl we met last night
this girl we met last night at the party...
At the party... Oh, that wasn't an
oh, that wasn't an invitation.
Invitation. I just told her what our
i just told her what our plan was.
Plan was. Yeah, it was an
yeah, it was an invitation, man.
Invitation, man. What is her problem?
Why did she think I was
why did she think I was inviting her?
Inviting her? Because you gave her your
because you gave her your cell phone and you told her
to go.
To go. That is an invitation.
That's not...
That was not an invitation.
Well, I knew it, man, fuck.
Why do you want to go to the Plaza?
To the Plaza? We don't have to adopt this
we don't have to adopt this fairy just 'cause we talked to
her for five minutes at a party.
Her for five minutes at a party. It's not that I want to adopt
it's not that I want to adopt the fairy, man.
The fairy, man. But anyway, you invited her, so,
but anyway, you invited her, so, like, see if she's there at
least and... I don't know.
Least and... I don't know. You are--
you are-- well, you're the one driving,
you know, if you want to go,
we can go check it out.
We can go check it out. Yeah, let's do it, man.
Jamie: Oh, great.
Who's this guy? This guy helps people,
this guy helps people, like, park.
Like, park. O.K., look for a white girl.
A white girl?
She's a gringa.
Do you have any other
do you have any other reference? I don't--
like, her hair?
Like, her hair? I don't know what else to say
about her.
About her. I don't remember that much else
i don't remember that much else about her.
About her. What are these guys doing?
>> Holawoman:
[Church bell tolls] That over there, that group
that over there, that group of women.
Of women. It's like a whole group of
it's like a whole group of fairies over there.
That's my drawing. This is my, this is my...
Pink shirt there, I think.
Oh, this is nice, right in the
oh, this is nice, right in the middle of a park.
Middle of a park. No, no!
I think that-- hey--
[Women shouting]
Oh my God, oh my God!
Jamie: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[All talking at once]
Hey, hey, hey!
[All talking at once]
The drawing, I gave them a drawing.
A drawing. I gave them two fairy drawings.
Jamie: What are they saying? Ow!
Very bad karma!
[Dog barks, all talk at once]
They're going to have very
they're going to have very bad karma.
Bad karma. [All talk at once, dog barks]
I'll take my drawing back.
Jamie: Why are you even
talking to them?
They're going to have bad karma.
Bad karma. I mean, they're just drowning in
i mean, they're just drowning in evil and hate.
Evil and hate. I feel so sorry for them,
i feel so sorry for them, i really do.
I really do. What did you say to them?
I-- they wanted,
they wanted...
Man, I'm so sorry, God. That was insane.
Yeah, absolutely insane.
They, like, were pulling my
they, like, were pulling my hair out, you know?
Hair out, you know? My shirt.
That woman ripped my shirt
that woman ripped my shirt for no reason.
For no reason. Yeah, whatever.
It's over, man.
Let's get out of here.
As soon as possible.
Welcome to the group, crystal fairy.
[Crystal singing in foreign language]
Hey boys, chicos? Do you think they have...
Do you have any fresher lettuce?
Can you ask her?
Wait a minute, is this what
wait a minute, is this what you guys are buying?
You guys are buying? Oh, boys, boys.
This is a nightmare.
No.
We're going to have fun
we're going to have fun with this.
With this. All sugar.
This is all, let me see this.
Chito pake?
You don't eat sugar?
What is this puppy?
This is how you poison?
It's not funny.
You're very cute, but it's
you're very cute, but it's not funny.
Not funny. Pure poison, basically,
pure poison, basically, for your body.
For your body. Your pretty faces are going to
your pretty faces are going to be destroyed.
Be destroyed. Oh.
What am I going to do with you?
Hey, crystal, they like,
hey, crystal, they like, they just eat like this in
Chile, you know?
You're not going to change the
you're not going to change the way these guys eat.
Way these guys eat. Jamie, do you know what's
going on in America with this
sugar epidemic?
Sugar epidemic? You've seen that it's
you've seen that it's destroying--
yeah, they don't really get
that here, you know?
That here, you know? We've gotta spread the word!
It is the same thing as adenol--
it is the same thing as adenol-- you should just get your
vegetables and they'll get
whatever they want and
you know...
You know... I'm going to share the
cheese pops with you.
Cheese pops with you. You share your cheese pop
you share your cheese pop with me, I'm gonna share my
vegetables with you.
Vegetables with you. Champa versus crystal.
Sugar, vegetable food off!
[Speaks Spanish]
[Speaks spanish] It's gonna be fun.
She's kind of exhausting,
she's kind of exhausting, huh?
Huh? Nah, it was fun, yeah.
Man, what if we honestly just
man, what if we honestly just find a hostel and drop her off
at a hostel or something?
At a hostel or something? No, man, you can't be serous.
You want to leave her alone?
Is she really going to come
is she really going to come all the way to pan de azucar
with us?
With us? I mean, can you imagine having
i mean, can you imagine having her around?
Her around? [Champa stammers]
Leave her at a bus stop,
leave her at a bus stop, you know?
You know? It's like, we've done our job.
But she's, like, part of us,
but she's, like, part of us, you know?
You know? She's not part of me, man.
I hardly know her.
Jamie! >> Amigo. Yeah.
Yeah, we're probably going to
yeah, we're probably going to need some tampons now that we're
dragging this woman around.
Dragging this woman around. Get her some deodorant too.
Yeah, that's great. Get one of those.
Man, do you think this is going
man, do you think this is going to be crazy to have her with us
the whole time?
The whole time? Like, who she is?
If you guys are cool with it,
if you guys are cool with it, though, I mean, you know.
Though, I mean, you know. You guys are patient.
I just don't want it to ruin
i just don't want it to ruin your trip.
Your trip. She's not for me.
Yeah, she'll be-- no,
yeah, she'll be-- no, it'll be cool.
It'll be cool. If she gets weird, we'll figure
if she gets weird, we'll figure it out or get rid of her.
It out or get rid of her. [Door shuts]
O.K., guys, there's room.
Let's get going.
Cool.
That's mine. O.K.
What did she say, champa? The room is only for four
the room is only for four persons, but...
Persons, but... There's four of us.
There are five.
Jamie, I've been here before. When?
Exactly.
That's creepy.
[♪...] Champa:
Jamie:
I'm telling pilo to give his
bed to crystal fairy.
Bed to crystal fairy. Oh, no. What?
No, no. Why?
I'm happy on the floor.
I don't mind sleeping
on the floor.
On the floor. No, no, I don't.
Champa: She's a woman,
champa: She's a woman, come on.
Come on. She's a woman?
What difference does it make?
Don't be sexist.
He's right, we're all
he's right, we're all the same.
The same. Come on, I can sleep on the
come on, I can sleep on the floor, really.
Floor, really. Yeah, you're o.K. With it.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should have a bed.
Pilo: No, really.
Yeah, you should have a rest.
Pilo, are you sure?
Yeah, it's fine.
[Scoffs] Thank you.
Oh, you boys are so sweet
oh, you boys are so sweet and wonderful.
And wonderful. Oh.
God, what was going on in that
park today before you got there?
Park today before you got there? Those women, that was just,
those women, that was just, they were like, the true
expression of Kali.
Expression of Kali. I mean, they had all the
i mean, they had all the incredible goodness and the love
in them and then all the
darkness and evil and it just--
bam!-- It came together and it
just was unleashed upon me in
such a moment of wild humanity
and then out of nowhere,
you guys were just... there.
You guys were just... there. Yeah, that was crazy.
It was amazing.
O.K., I think I need a beer.
You want to go buy a beer
you want to go buy a beer with me?
With me? Champa: That's a good idea.
Bring some beer back.
I would like some beer.
Would you like anything,
would you like anything, crystal fairy?
Crystal fairy? Um...
You know, no, no.
I'm o.K. You're good?
Thanks.
Thank you, sweet boys.
O.K., what would rather do,
o.K., what would rather do, stick your nose into crystal
fairy's armpit and breathe in
through your nose for two hours
or make out with your father for
two hours?
Two hours? [Laughs]
Really try and imagine.
Um...
I think I'll pick my father.
And you too.
Yeah.
I would have picked your
i would have picked your father too.
Father too. No, honestly, man, if she gets
no, honestly, man, if she gets on your nerves, which I'm pretty
sure will happen, tell me.
Sure will happen, tell me. Don't hold it in.
Like, tell me and I'll deal
like, tell me and I'll deal with her. O.K., thank you.
With her. O.K., thank you. Seriously.
[Water runs] Jamie: What happened
to the fairy?
To the fairy? Did she fly away?
Champa: No, she's taking a
champa: No, she's taking a shower, man.
Shower, man. That sounds good.
She could use that.
We were playing this game on the
we were playing this game on the street, would you rather,
or what would you rather.
Or what would you rather. You know this game?
...What about a horse, you walk
...what about a horse, you walk into a room, there's a horse.
Into a room, there's a horse. You have to eat the entire horse
you have to eat the entire horse before you can leave the room or
you shave your father's pubic
hairs every Sunday and eat them.
Hairs every Sunday and eat them. 10 horses before that, man.
...Or run backwards for 40
...or run backwards for 40 kilometers with this
in your ass?
In your ass? I have a question.
If you don't eat your
if you don't eat your grandfather in two hours, if the
two hours go by and he's not
entirely eaten, what happens?
Entirely eaten, what happens? ...An endless stream of human
...an endless stream of human shit coming out of your ears for
the rest of your life and it's
like, just part of your life.
Like, just part of your life. It's like, liquid shit.
Or a small man who's this
or a small man who's this tall...
Tall... Living with you for the rest
living with you for the rest of your life and he follows you
around and just watches your
every move.
Crystal: Welcome back. Hey.
Would you like a beer?
Yes, please.
I highly recommend the showers
i highly recommend the showers for everybody.
For everybody. Beer.
Yeah, a shower sounds fantastic.
Oh.
Yeah.
Crystal: Ah, mm.
Can I have that?
Yeah, of course.
[Speaking Spanish]
[Speaking spanish] Mmm, mmm.
Oh, my God, yes.
I'm so glad I remembered.
You guys.
O.K., let's see.
Pilo:
O.K., I've been saving these
o.K., I've been saving these for months, I didn't know why
and now I know why.
And now I know why. They're blessed with the ability
they're blessed with the ability to open up all your chakras to
receive positive energy,
which we all need to do for the
San Pedro, you know, so that
we're in that good frame of mind
we were talking about.
We were talking about. We're supposed to ingest their
we're supposed to ingest their essence with liquid, so let's
have them in our beers, yeah?
Have them in our beers, yeah? That's cool.
It's o.K. With beer,
it's o.K. With beer, or it has to be--
no, no, it's good with beer.
No, no, it's good with beer. Jamie: That's cool shit.
Crystal: You have to keep
crystal: You have to keep this, o.K.?
This, o.K.? You drink it and then
you drink it and then you keep it.
You keep it. Champa: Thank you,
champa: Thank you, crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy. I'm o.K.
I don't like shit in my drinks.
No, no, no, it's important
no, no, no, it's important that you ingest the essence
of this.
Of this. I like just ingesting beer
by itself.
By itself. It's like a weird thing I do.
So, um, crystal hairy,
so, um, crystal hairy, why are you naked?
Why are you naked? [Laughter]
You like that, pilo?
You like crystal hairy?
I like crystal hairy,
i like crystal hairy, that's good.
That's good. It's fine.
Sorry, I just thought we should
sorry, I just thought we should talk about it.
Talk about it. 'Cause your pussy's hanging out,
'cause your pussy's hanging out, it's like you wanna talk about
it or something?
It or something? Am I making you
am I making you uncomfortable, Jamie?
Uncomfortable, Jamie? Honestly, it's kind of hard
honestly, it's kind of hard to be comfortable and just act
like it's normal.
Like it's normal. O.K., well, I'll put some
o.K., well, I'll put some clothes on.
Clothes on. Champa: It's good for me,
champa: It's good for me, crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy. Jamie: Yeah, whatever.
I'm o.K. With your nudity.
Crystal: What's the plan
crystal: What's the plan for tomorrow?
For tomorrow? Tomorrow, we're going to get
tomorrow, we're going to get the San Pedro.
The San Pedro. Lobo told me tierra amarilla and
lobo told me tierra amarilla and you have to look at the yards of
the houses and you find, and you
like, ask the people and offer
them to, I don't know,
an exchange or to buy it.
[Door opens]
Champa! Champa!
Your bag!
Hey, we're going.
Jamie.
I feel a lot of aggression
i feel a lot of aggression coming from you.
Coming from you. Is there something you want to
is there something you want to talk about?
Talk about? Have I upset you?
What? No.
No, we really are just going.
Sorry, I didn't mean to rush
sorry, I didn't mean to rush you or anything.
You or anything. 'Cause I'm open to talking
'cause I'm open to talking about anything.
About anything. There's nothing.
It's like, that's just how I act
it's like, that's just how I act in the morning.
In the morning. I'm sorry, we're just all ready
to go and we have this big day
ahead of us, so, we should
probably get going soon.
Probably get going soon. But finish your thing and
but finish your thing and you know...
You know... O.K.
O.K., guys.
Hairy fairy is getting ready.
She'll be ready in a minute.
Champa!
Hey, are you ready?
Asking for some directions.
O.K., you ready to go?
Yeah.
You know how to get there?
Yeah, it's very close.
Don't forget your bag in the
don't forget your bag in the room, we're not coming back.
Champa: O.K., everyone, roll down your windows and let's
start looking for the San Pedro.
Start looking for the San Pedro. You know, it's like a huge
you know, it's like a huge cactus, with huge, like,
long arms.
Long arms. Jamie: What about this one?
Yeah, that one!
Pilo: Donde, weon?
Champa: That's not it.
Yeah, there's one that looks
yeah, there's one that looks a lot like it.
A lot like it. Champa: There, stop the car,
champa: There, stop the car, stop the car.
Stop the car. It's not a big one,
it's not a big one, but we can ask.
But we can ask. Jamie: I'm o.K. To park here?
It's o.K.
Yes, that is it. Champa: Yeah.
Hola!
Jamie: Hola!
Champa: Hola.
Jamie: What did he say? Tell him we'll pay him.
He's going to take it with
he's going to take it with some friends.
Some friends. Yeah, how much does he want?
It doesn't matter.
So then let's go, what the fuck
so then let's go, what the fuck are we wasting our time for?
Are we wasting our time for? O.K., thanks.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
We'll find another one.
Whatever.
...Did he not understand that we
...did he not understand that we were going to pay him?
Were going to pay him? I don't know.
Crystal: Some people don't
crystal: Some people don't care about money, Jamie.
Care about money, Jamie. Some people have...
That's one in the back, right?
Right? That's... a big one.
She's got to sell us some of
she's got to sell us some of that, whoever lives here.
That, whoever lives here. Oh my God, that's the biggest
oh my God, that's the biggest San Pedro I've ever seen.
Man, you've seen two.
They have to give us some
they have to give us some of that.
Of that. They've got so much.
Hola!
[Dog barks]
>> Señorawe want to buy your cactus plant.
Cactus plant. We want to give you money.
Ask her why she won't even think about it.
Think about it. You have so much.
You're never going to use
you're never going to use all that.
All that. Come on, man, take it easy.
She's not going to sell.
Look how much you have.
Let's go, man, she's not gonna sell it.
Sell it. [Jamie groans angrily]
So close.
Champa, get it.
You wanna jump the fence,
you wanna jump the fence, man?
Man? No, it's kind of criminal,
no, it's kind of criminal, isn't it?
Hey, you guys, I was just going to say, we can't wait in
front of this poor man's house
all day.
All day. We've gotta just let it go.
Champa: Jamie, Jamie,
champa: Jamie, Jamie, come on.
Come on. Let's go get a drink.
I think we should spend a little more time looking.
Little more time looking. 'Cause honestly, I expected us
'cause honestly, I expected us to spend a lot more time than
what we've spent so far looking.
What we've spent so far looking. Yeah, but it's getting late
yeah, but it's getting late and we've spent so much time.
And we've spent so much time. I don't know if it's enough.
Do you guys feel like it's
do you guys feel like it's been a long time?
Been a long time? I feel like it's only been...
I thought we would be looking
for a lot longer than this.
For a lot longer than this. How long is the drive to,
how long is the drive to, to pan de azucar?
To pan de azucar? Um, at least three hours or
um, at least three hours or something like that.
Something like that. Yeah, I think we should hit
yeah, I think we should hit the road before the sun
goes down.
Goes down. No, hey, crystal, you need to
no, hey, crystal, you need to stay out of it.
Stay out of it. We made this plan a long
we made this plan a long time ago.
Time ago. The whole part of the plan was
the whole part of the plan was for us to drink San Pedro
on the beach.
On the beach. That's really what started this
that's really what started this whole trip.
Whole trip. It's kind of weird to show up
it's kind of weird to show up without it.
Without it. Doesn't make any sense.
Who here wants to go and do it?
I mean...
O.K., yeah, sure. It's too bad.
We'll make another trip.
Yeah, I'd like to, man.
And, you know, if it's just
and, you know, if it's just the two of us, we can search
all day, we won't get tired
of it-- I know you don't get
tired of it.
Hey, you guys. There's a San Pedro cactus here.
Oh, it is, yeah, it is.
That definitely is.
Wow, crystal!
Thank you. [Laughs]
O.K., we have to ask.
We have to ask.
Champa: You want to ask?
Yeah, I mean, it'll take
yeah, I mean, it'll take five minutes, we're here.
Five minutes, we're here. Come on.
Hola.
Not like that, no, no, no.
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Sorry, crystal.
Champa:
Crystal: Hola.
Jamie: Tell her, um...
We'd like to buy your cactus.
Pay you money for your cactus.
Woman: Hola.
Jamie: Como estas, how are--
we'd love to give you some money
for your cactus.
For your cactus. Jamie: Tell how many, like,
tell her how many people are...
Tell her how many people are... About our day, and...
We'd be very happy.
>>
champa: She'll have to think
about it.
About it. Jamie: Well, yeah.
Crystal:
Jamie: She said yes.
She knows we want the plant,
she knows we want the plant, right?
Right? Oh, she's got so much.
[Laughs]
Hey, we won't be long here.
Champa, hey, would you just translate what I say?
Translate what I say? Tell her-- you have to tell her
tell her-- you have to tell her we just wanted to pay for the
cactus, we don't really want to,
like, hang out here for a long
time or anything.
Time or anything. Just tell her, yeah.
Yeah, good.
I don't think she understands
that, yeah, 'cause the kids are
impatient, just tell her we want
to buy the cactus.
To buy the cactus. Champa: Cactus...
Woman: Um, bien.
Si. [Laughs] Woman:
[Breathing heavily...]
Hey, guys, let's get going. It's getting late.
We have to go now.
Just give us a moment, Jamie.
Jamie, settle down.
We're in the middle of a
we're in the middle of a conversation with--
yeah, señora pichita,
I'm very sorry--
chelita, it's señora chelita.
Chelita, it's señora chelita. No, come on, man.
No, it's time to go.
It's just time to go, you know?
I have a surprise that I think
you're gonna like.
You're gonna like. Guys, let's move fast.
Hey, I think you guys wanna
hey, I think you guys wanna see something.
See something. Take a look in the back.
[Laughs]
You're a son of a bitch, man.
[Jamie laughs]
You crazy fucking chicken!
You're wild!
All right.
O.K., let's get out of here.
Hey, crystal, I want you to sit
hey, crystal, I want you to sit in the passenger seat.
In the passenger seat. You need to be the co-pilot.
Oh, my God!
Jamie: 'Cause you're the one
who saw it first.
Who saw it first. Be the co-pilot.
Crystal: All right.
Jamie: Come on, guys.
[Dogs bark in distance]
Ah, oh yeah.
You know, I'm thinking we should
you know, I'm thinking we should do a little karmic cleansing.
Do a little karmic cleansing. Man, I like having this big boy
man, I like having this big boy between my legs.
Between my legs. Crystal, why don't you pass
crystal, why don't you pass it back, you know?
It back, you know? Don't...
It's getting me too excited
it's getting me too excited having it up here.
Having it up here. Crystal: O.K., o.K., let me
crystal: O.K., o.K., let me just finish my blessing.
Just finish my blessing. Yeah, and then pass it back.
Maybe we'll cook it as soon as
maybe we'll cook it as soon as we get there 'cause it'll--
we need to give about nine hours
to cook it, so if we do it
as soon as we get there, we can
drink it tonight.
Drink it tonight. Oh, I think we should cook it
oh, I think we should cook it today and take it tomorrow.
Today and take it tomorrow. Yeah, but it would be so nice
yeah, but it would be so nice with the stars and the
nighttime.
Nighttime. I'm not sure if I'm taking
the San Pedro anymore.
The San Pedro anymore. Crystal: Yeah?
I don't feel very well...
Crystal: What? Why not?
Since I slept on the floor.
Crystal: I'm so sorry.
No, it's not your fault.
When we get there, we'll do
when we get there, we'll do some, we'll do some healing
work, o.K.?
Work, o.K.? I'll fix you right up.
Jamie: Hey, that's a good
idea; You guys should definitely
do that together.
Crystal: Incredible. I've never seen anything like
it, it is so beautiful.
It, it is so beautiful. We've gotta stop and get out.
Jamie: I'd rather not stop
right now. The only thing is
we're making really good time,
and it would be nice to start
cooking it before the sun
goes down.
Goes down. We're just zooming through
we're just zooming through this gorgeous landscape.
This gorgeous landscape. Jamie: Yeah, we're making
such good time is the only thing
and we can get to the beach.
And we can get to the beach. Crystal: No, please, just a
crystal: No, please, just a few minutes, plus I've gotta
pee. We're gonna have to stop
anyway, I've gotta pee.
Anyway, I've gotta pee. I mean, there is pee literally
coming out of my vagina.
Jamie: All right, guys. Let's get going now.
What are we doing?
Crystal:
We're in this beautiful place.
Here, this is chamomile.
Sniff it, this will relax you.
Wow, that's really nice.
Isn't that pretty?
Yeah, bring it.
Yeah, it kind of smells
yeah, it kind of smells like...
Like... Boys, smell this chamomile.
Chamomile.
[Honking horns]
Aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco
aye-yai-yai, that pollo loco is driving me loco.
Is driving me loco. Come on, asshole.
[Horn beeps]
Shut up, asshole.
Crystal: ♪ pollo loco,
crystal: ♪ pollo loco, i made a song for you. ♪
I made a song for you. ♪ champa: This I would watch.
Champa: This I would watch. ♪ oh, my pollo loco. ♪
[Scoffs] O.K.
♪ you need to leave your soul
on this desert floor ♪
On this desert floor ♪ [♪...]
Man: ♪ the voices in my head are shadows, shadows ♪
Are shadows, shadows ♪ ♪ she comes to me to tell me
what they're after ♪
What they're after ♪ ♪ says, "it ain't the end, boy,
but you'd best be careful,
careful ♪
Careful ♪ ♪ might catch your tail end
in a circle, circle... ♪
In a circle, circle... ♪ [Men speaking in background...]
Champa: Yo, Jamie. Can you help us, please?
Look! This is perfect over here.
Pilo, come over here.
Guys!
Bring all the stuff over here.
It is beautiful.
Champa: Yeah, this place is
champa: Yeah, this place is fucking perfect, man.
Fucking perfect, man. Let's put up the tent.
Crystal: It's beautiful here!
Thank you for bringing me here.
I'm gonna grab the tiny
kitchen, ciao.
Kitchen, ciao. Champa: Yeah, o.K., we're
champa: Yeah, o.K., we're gonna set up the tents.
Gonna set up the tents. Man: ♪ look to the sea...
[♪...]
Hey...
Crystal: Hey-ya, whoo!
[Chanting]:
O.K., I'm a little
o.K., I'm a little disappointed!
Disappointed! Man: ♪ black, loving eyes,
man: ♪ black, loving eyes, and a stare that sees
for Miles ♪
For Miles ♪ ♪ says she wants to,
oh, wants to stay a child... ♪
Oh, wants to stay a child... ♪ [Music fades...]
Take this one. Yeah.
O.K., I'm gonna go hunting,
o.K., I'm gonna go hunting, man, o.K.?
Man, o.K.? Oh, good, yeah, o.K., good.
I'll catch you some fish.
Catch something for dinner.
O.K., I'm gonna try.
See you later.
Jamie: Thank you.
Champa: Yo, crystal.
Yeah. Champa: We got a
yeah. Champa: We got a tarot reading pending, o.K.?
Tarot reading pending, o.K.? Crystal: I know, I'm excited.
Cool.
I'll be waiting.
Jamie, can I help? Oh, that's o.K.
Oh, I'd like to.
That's o.K., I'm just taking
that's o.K., I'm just taking the thorns out right now and I'm
just using this little knife.
Just using this little knife. Yeah, look, I even have
yeah, look, I even have my own knife.
My own knife. I'm gonna remove the skin
and... Wonderful.
And... Wonderful. I can kind of-- it's kind of
a one-person job.
A one-person job. No, look, if we move it
no, look, if we move it just like this.
Just like this. Now it's a two-person job.
Yeah, perfect.
O.K.
[Knives scraping]
Jamie: The outer layer of it in little chunks.
In little chunks. That'll-- that's what you want.
Like this, yeah?
And there's still a little
and there's still a little green left here, so get all of
that, get all of that.
That, get all of that. O.K., o.K.
So, once we get this cooking,
so, once we get this cooking, i think we should all sit around
the pot, right?
The pot, right? We're gonna cook it in that
we're gonna cook it in that little stove?
Little stove? Yeah. And just have a
yeah. And just have a gathering, you know, and talk
about maybe our fears, you know?
About maybe our fears, you know? We can just sort of--
we can just sort of-- you think that's important?
You think that's important? Yeah, I do, I think it would
yeah, I do, I think it would be nice to have a little
ceremony, you know, in
preparation.
Preparation. It's very important before
it's very important before taking drugs as a group that
everybody sort of commune with
one another, you know?
One another, you know? Yeah, I agree. Yeah.
I mean, it's either that or an
i mean, it's either that or an orgy, and I don't think you boys
are ready for that. [Laughs]
What else do I have to show you? Oh, this guy-- I never finished
oh, this guy-- I never finished her. Oh...
Her. Oh... Champa: Lel, lel!
There was... my lady.
There she is.
Uh, I'm gonna play futbol.
[Laughing and grunting]
Ey, oh. [Whistles]
Pilo.
[Guitar playing, whistling...]
Champa: Yo, Jamie, come on.
>> Hola, amigo. >> Hola.
He can really play.
Thank you.
[Whistling...]
Yeah, I'm gonna check on the
yeah, I'm gonna check on the San Pedro, it's almost ready.
Champa: O.K., man.
Jamie: Yeah.
Hi.
Pilo: Hey.
Crystal: Welcome.
Lie down, breathe.
♪ I don't want to stay and then... ♪
And then... ♪ so, maybe we should break
the ice with talking about,
you know, maybe what we're
afraid of a little bit.
Afraid of a little bit. I know that you're-- you've got
i know that you're-- you've got a lot of fear surrounding
taking the San Pedro.
Taking the San Pedro. What's your biggest fear?
In life, not-- just in life.
Really, anything, and just,
really, anything, and just, and just throw it in that fire.
And just throw it in that fire. Extinguish it.
Um, I think my main fears
um, I think my main fears are, uh, madness and, uh,
hopelessness, and then I could
say, like, cops.
Say, like, cops. [Laughs]
Cops, that's a serious one.
And lel?
But no English.
Crystal: That's o.K.
Speak your language.
Crystal: People with bad intentions? Yeah.
Intentions? Yeah. Crystal: Interesting.
O.K., champa.
I just want to say thank you
i just want to say thank you guys for being so honest and
vulnerable and it's beautiful.
Vulnerable and it's beautiful. O.K., champa.
Um, I really don't, don't
um, I really don't, don't think about a huge fear that
i have, but if you ask me,
i would say, like, uncertainty.
I would say, like, uncertainty. >> Pollo.
[Jamie grunts]
So, is there any-- anything at
so, is there any-- anything at all that the big bad pollo is
afraid of that he wants to
share?
Share? Yeah, I don't know, the ocean
yeah, I don't know, the ocean and, like, sharks. [Chuckles]
And, like, sharks. [Chuckles] [Laughter]
Crystal: It seems like maybe
crystal: It seems like maybe you're just afraid of being
honest, you know, and vulnerable
and, and, and opening up...
And, and, and opening up... Like these boys have.
Yeah, I really am, actually,
yeah, I really am, actually, just afraid of sharks, though.
Just afraid of sharks, though. Like, they-- I hate the idea
like, they-- I hate the idea that they could be swimming
underneath you, and you don't
know, and then you're just like,
I don't know, it's really...
I actually am really afraid
of sharks.
Of sharks. Crystal fairy, so why don't
crystal fairy, so why don't you share your fears with us?
You share your fears with us? [Sighs]
Well...
You know, I guess my biggest
you know, I guess my biggest fear is that, that this
incarnation of humans is not
gonna realize its freedom,
you know?
You know? Freedom... freedom from time,
freedom... freedom from time, from this mechanized world that
we live in, from ego, you know?
We live in, from ego, you know? We, we have to awaken to, to our
we, we have to awaken to, to our own nature, to ourselves,
you know, so we can cast aside
our ego and, and, and reconcile
with the divine, you know,
with earth, and, and now is the
time to do it.
Time to do it. We've gotta, oh, we've gotta
we've gotta, oh, we've gotta work hard and unleash that
ancient voice of consciousness
that, that now only belongs to
the, to the angels and to the
fairies, you know?
Fairies, you know? And it's, it's difficult,
and it's, it's difficult, you know, it's destructive.
You know, it's destructive. It's a darkness that each of us
it's a darkness that each of us have to pass through, you know,
that the world is passing
through, the world, it's
suffering so much the way that
we are, but at the end,
this world will end, and it will
transform and we'll be in a new
world, in or around December
21st, 2012, which is the end of
the Mayan calendar, you know,
and then we will be living in a
transformed, beautiful world
that is surrounded by the
new sphere.
New sphere. I'm gonna try to translate
a little bit to lel.
[Chuckles] Crystal: Are you sure you're
crystal: Are you sure you're translating correctly?
Translating correctly? Champa: Yeah, because you
champa: Yeah, because you talk too much, I'm getting,
like, a little bit of what you
said, but...
Said, but... Crystal: I just-- 'cause he's
crystal: I just-- 'cause he's laughing. Champa: Si, yeah.
Laughing. Champa: Si, yeah. Are you laughing at me?
You're laughing at me?
Oh, my God.
Sorry.
Champa: No.
Jamie: Crystal, I have to say
you're, you are hilarious.
You're, you are hilarious. [Laughs] You're such a
[laughs] You're such a character, I love you.
Character, I love you. You guys, this is serious.
It's up to us.
This is serious.
It's-- 2012 is around the
it's-- 2012 is around the corner!
Corner! [Squeaking in distance]
[Zipper unzipping] [Gulls squawk in distance...]
[Cigarette lighter flicking]
Pollo! Good morning.
Morning.
Come do my magical passes
come do my magical passes with me!
With me! O.K.
Oh, my God, look at your face.
You look like a crab.
Yeah, I got a little sunburn.
Here, you don't want that.
So we're gonna start with right arm up, left leg up.
Arm up, left leg up. O.K., and vigorous breath.
And...
[Exhales forcefully]
Ideally, you have snot pouring
ideally, you have snot pouring out of your nose, you know?
Out of your nose, you know? That's good.
Put a little force into it.
Kind of like yoga?
Or something?
Similar, similar.
Hey, crystal.
Maybe you just finish your
maybe you just finish your magical passes and I'll wake
the guys up.
The guys up. Jamie, remember yesterday how
we talked about just letting
things unfold in their own time
and not rushing or forcing them?
And not rushing or forcing them? Yeah, crystal, I'm not
yeah, crystal, I'm not rushing anything.
Rushing anything. Don't be so patronizing,
don't be so patronizing, you know?
You know? I'm just...
I'm not rushing it.
We didn't do it last night,
we didn't do it last night, we're doing it today, so it's
not really rushing it.
Not really rushing it. I think you should just let
the boys get their rest.
The boys get their rest. Well, I think we should do it
well, I think we should do it first thing in the morning,
you know?
You know? Maybe you should put some
maybe you should put some sunblock on today.
[Exhales repeatedly]
Yeah, more, more, more.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, it looks good.
This is good.
Crystal: Boys, your breakfast
crystal: Boys, your breakfast is ready!
Is ready! No, we're not supposed
no, we're not supposed to eat!
To eat! Hey, champa, your brother said
hey, champa, your brother said it was better to fast.
It was better to fast. We're supposed to be fasting.
Guys.
Don't eat that!
Come on!
We're supposed to have
we're supposed to have empty stomachs.
Empty stomachs. It's easier to digest--
it's easier to digest-- they were hungry.
They were hungry. I had a nice big plate of food
i had a nice big plate of food this morning.
This morning. I feel great.
O.K., I'm not eating and
o.K., I'm not eating and I'm gonna go and drink over
there because I don't think we
should be near the kitchen stuff
in case people start throwing
up, which now you guys are
probably going to.
Probably going to. Come over here when
come over here when you're ready.
You boys, you don't worry about him.
About him. Just enjoy your breakfast, yeah?
Well, guys, I just want to say I'm really happy we're all--
oh, we need our
magical pebbles!
Magical pebbles! We need our good energy pebbles,
we need our good energy pebbles, our crystals.
Our crystals. Does everybody have them?
Yeah?
Champa:
I didn't keep mine.
O.K., well, I will find you
o.K., well, I will find you another one.
Cheers, my friend. Cheers, amigo.
Strong flavor. Strong.
I think I'm going to wait
for the--
crystal: Hey, wait,
what are you doing?
What are you doing? You started drinking it
you started drinking it without us? Mmm.
Without us? Mmm. Pilo:
Jamie: Yeah, it's got a
really interesting--
yeah, I don't think I really
need this, crystal.
Need this, crystal. I don't think I need it.
Champa: Yah, Jamie, pilo.
Cheers.
Crystal: Is it bad? Here you go, crystal.
[Speaking Spanish]
Whoo! [Gags]
Pilo.
[Indistinct]
Yeah, no, I still have, like,
yeah, no, I still have, like, a headache, I'm not sure.
A headache, I'm not sure. Ya po loco, go!
Jamie: Oh, the headache won't
be a problem.
Be a problem. This will probably...
Why don't we do a little
why don't we do a little healing together as you take it?
Healing together as you take it? That will help.
That will soothe you.
Jamie: Yeah, do like,
a healing thing.
A healing thing. Champa:
Crystal: O.K., uh, yeah,
crystal: O.K., uh, yeah, i want you to actually sit
facing east.
Facing east. O.K.
We're going to do a little
we're going to do a little energy work, yeah, just to get
ourselves straight here.
Ourselves straight here. And breathe in...
And that's right.
It's a good time to start
it's a good time to start drinking it...
Drinking it... Mmm.
Very good.
O.K.
Lel: It's very toxic...
Crystal: Hey.
Jamie: What did you think?
Champa: What, her?
Yeah.
San Pedro?
It's definitely not, no.
The onset is like, 120 minutes.
Do you guys see the faces in
do you guys see the faces in those rocks?
Those rocks? Those smiling faces?
What faces?
There's a family of smiling
there's a family of smiling faces right up on that Ridge.
Faces right up on that Ridge. Really?
Yeah.
Where exactly,
where exactly, where specifically are they?
Where specifically are they? Right up at the,
right up at the, starting at the...
Starting at the... Are you kidding?
There are no faces in the
there are no faces in the mountains.
Mountains. No, I think I see some.
No, it hasn't hit yet.
You're just pretending.
You don't need to like...
Crystal.
Like, just enjoy the beauty
like, just enjoy the beauty of it.
Of it. You know, they're just
you know, they're just mountains.
Mountains. Just enjoy what they are.
You don't have to like,
you don't have to like, imagine that there's something
there that there isn't.
There that there isn't. Like, I don't need a rock in my
like, I don't need a rock in my cup when I'm drinking this
stuff either.
Stuff either. Like, all of this stuff--
like, all of this stuff-- all right, Jamie,
o.K., it's fine.
O.K., it's fine. ...Not really necessary.
...not really necessary. Be real, you know?
I mean, it hasn't hit you yet.
Seems like...
Maybe, you need to be alone
maybe, you need to be alone or something.
Or something. I don't know.
I'm gonna go hang out with
those rocks.
Those rocks. I'll see you guys later.
Come on, don't be an asshole,
come on, don't be an asshole, man.
Man. I'm not being-- I'm being an
asshole now?
Asshole now? I'm just saying like--
yeah, it's crystal fairy,
man.
Man. You know her, you know that's...
I'm not being an asshole,
I'm just saying she doesn't have
to do all that stuff that she's
constantly doing.
Constantly doing. Yeah, but maybe you were too
yeah, but maybe you were too honest, you know?
Honest, you know? Besides, it's not necessary to
besides, it's not necessary to say that to her.
Say that to her. Well, somebody needs to say
well, somebody needs to say that to her.
That to her. She's obviously never heard that
she's obviously never heard that in her whole life.
In her whole life. I'm, you know, I'm just trying
to tell her how it is.
To tell her how it is. O.K.
What do you think if we go to
what do you think if we go to explore the area?
Explore the area? Over these rocks?
It's an amazing place.
Yeah.
You guys, you think I was really an asshole...
Really an asshole... To crystal?
I don't know, you made me feel--
i don't know, you made me feel-- ah!
Ah! You gave me so much grief after
you gave me so much grief after we had that weird moment.
We had that weird moment. Like you gave me so much grief
like you gave me so much grief about it.
About it. Do you think she's o.K.?
Champa: Just forget about it,
champa: Just forget about it, man.
Man. Just relax, it was nothing,
just relax, it was nothing, o.K.?
O.K.? I can't stop thinking of it
because you gave me so much
grief, you know.
Grief, you know. I feel like it was too much
i feel like it was too much or something.
Or something. No, just relax, man.
I am.
What do you mean?
I am.
I don't think-- what's wrong, man?
What's wrong, man? [Moans quietly]
Yo.
I don't think it's hitting me
very well.
Very well. What? Wait, wait.
What's wrong, man?
Wait, wait.
O.K., I'm a little better. Yeah, you are, man.
Yeah.
Huh?
What'd you say?
You said something about me?
Don't worry.
Just tell me!
I need to know.
Champa: Lel thinks you are
champa: Lel thinks you are little bit pale.
Little bit pale. [Chuckles]
Don't laugh right now!
Don't laugh right now.
Don't laugh at me.
Come on.
Ahh.
Oh, my voice sounds so weird.
Champa:
O.K., man, just relax.
Breathe.
Breathe slowly.
O.K.?
[Breathing raggedly]
Wait for me! Wait, wait.
Ahh!
Oh, my voice sounds weird,
oh, my voice sounds weird, right?
Right? Ahh!
Ahm!
Mahm!
Ahh!
Oh!
Oh, mah!
It's weird.
It's really...
Ahh.
[Moans quietly]
Yo, Jamie, what the
yo, Jamie, what the situation, Jamie?
Situation, Jamie? [Laughs]
Yeah, that's right, man.
Um!
Come on.
What the situation, man?
Why are you acting like that?
[Vocalizes mockingly]
Why are you being so strange?
You're acting so strange.
Everything is fine, man.
Everything is so fine,
everything is so fine, it's all right.
It's all right. My little brothers is nice
my little brothers is nice people, me too.
People, me too. O.K.
Why are you being so strange?
What the situation, man,
what the situation, man, come on.
Come on. Come here, man.
Come here, hey.
Let's go to the sea, man.
You want to go to the sea?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Let's go in the water, yeah.
In the water.
No, let's go in the water
no, let's go in the water right now.
Right now. Come on.
Let's go right now.
Come on, botota.
Botota!
Botota, man!
Oh, what's the situation?
Such a fucking baby.
Oh, it's so hot.
Oh, please, let's go
oh, please, let's go in the water.
In the water. Yes.
I like that idea.
[♪...]
Chorus: ♪ if you're feeling
chorus: ♪ if you're feeling fancy free ♪
Fancy free ♪ ♪ come wander through
the world with me ♪
The world with me ♪ ♪ and any place we chance to be
will be our rendezvous ♪
Will be our rendezvous ♪ ♪ two for the road,
we'll travel down the years
collecting precious memories ♪
Collecting precious memories ♪ ♪ selecting souvenirs
and living life
the way we please ♪
The way we please ♪ [♪...]
♪ in summertime,
the sun will shine ♪
The sun will shine ♪ ♪ in winter,
we'll drink summer wine ♪
We'll drink summer wine ♪ ♪ and every day
that you are mine
will be a lovely day ♪
Will be a lovely day ♪ ♪ as long as love
still wears a smile ♪
Still wears a smile ♪ ♪ I know that we'll be
two for the road ♪
Two for the road ♪ ♪ and that's a long,
long while ♪
Long while ♪ [♪...]
♪ As long as love still wears a smile ♪
Still wears a smile ♪ ♪ I know that we'll be
two for the road ♪
Two for the road ♪ ♪ and that's a...
♪ And that's a... Long...
Long while ♪
[♪...]
Hey, guys, I think I'm...
I'm starting to feel
the mescaline!
The mescaline! [♪...]
Are you guys feeling it?
[♪...]
Oh, my God, where did you come from?
Come from? Oh. [Shells rattle]
Oh.
[Shells rattle]
[Laughs]
You guys all look so much alike. Genes are so weird.
Genes are so weird.
[Laughs]
Ow.
[Chuckles] It's a monster.
Monster.
Man: Fossiled whales in the desert from seven million
years ago.
Years ago. What kind of whales?
Rorquals.
Orca whales.
For the most part.
Sir, this is my brother pilo.
Pilo.
Hola, pilo.
They are whale experts.
They're researching whales here.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What are you guys doing here?
We are studying the ancient
we are studying the ancient life from seven million
years ago.
Years ago. They get preserved in the desert
they get preserved in the desert and we find them.
Jamie: Look at champa. Champa!
Champa!
Why does that look so weird?
It's really creeping me out
it's really creeping me out right now.
Right now. Let's go look at those pelicans.
What were you doing?
I was talking to these guys.
...They leave a record.
...they leave a record. And that's what we do, is find
and that's what we do, is find that record and figure--
[breathes raggedly]
[Whispers] Come on.
[Grunts]
No, I like the one with his neck like-- he's got his neck
back there.
Back there. Yeah, it's like this.
What is this stuff that I'm
what is this stuff that I'm sitting beside? That?
Sitting beside? That? A net...
There's little knots in here,
there's little knots in here, huh?
Huh? Oh, I'm stuck in it.
Jamie...
No, no, no, don't, don't.
Jamie a fish.
Champa: A fucking fish.
What is this place? [Laughs]
Like, there's a sock there.
Whose sock is that?
Look at that fish.
That is really weird.
What do they do here?
Do they, like, catch fish here
do they, like, catch fish here or what do they do?
Or what do they do? Champa: That's the grave of
champa: That's the grave of tom Jones, look.
Tom Jones, look. Creeping me out.
Champa: Tom Jones's grave.
Where is, uh, the hairy fairy
where is, uh, the hairy fairy right now? [Laughs]
Right now? [Laughs] Oh, I don't have no idea.
Jamie: I kind of actually
want to see her right now.
Want to see her right now. I really want to look in her
eyes right now.
Eyes right now. Yeah?
Sad, sad.
Sad? Yeah.
I guess I should apologize
to her.
To her. Champa: That would be nice.
I didn't wanna make her sad.
I'm gonna go find her.
I'll go find her and then I'll
come find you guys.
Come find you guys. Yeah. Champa: O.K.
O.K., I'll see you later, man.
See you.
Good luck. Good luck.
[Gulls squawk in distance]
Crystal?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, crystal.
[Laughs] Are you kidding me? [Laughs]
Oh... [laughs] What?
[♪..., Jamie laughs]
Chorus: ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
chorus: ♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA, LA, LA... ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA ♪
[♪...]
♪ LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA,
LA, LA, LA ♪
[Music fades]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[Gasps]
Lel: Yo. Lel.
Jamie! Jamie!
Get out of there!
[Ignition starts, engine revs]
[Keys click, engine shuts off] Jamie: Hey.
Pilo: Jamie.
Pilo, I was looking for
pilo, I was looking for crystal fairy.
Crystal fairy. Are you all right?
Yes. I was looking for her
yes. I was looking for her because I haven't seen her
all morning.
All morning. You cannot drive, man.
[Laughs]
Man: Hola. >> Hola.
Hi.
I guess you're American, too.
Well, uh, I don't know how I
well, uh, I don't know how I got a shirt, but...
Got a shirt, but... I think you might need it.
Yeah, I lost my clothes!
And I don't wanna look at you
and I don't wanna look at you because this is insane.
Because this is insane. What are you doing here?
I'm, I'm trying to get back
to the beach.
To the beach. I'll give you a lift.
I've got room.
That'd be great, thank you.
That'd be really nice of you.
[♪...]
Man: So, what is your name?
Isabel.
Nice to meet you, Isabel.
Jamie: Have you seen crystal
or-- she hasn't been around
here, right?
Here, right? No.
No, 'cause I, like, the last
no, 'cause I, like, the last time I saw her was this morning.
Time I saw her was this morning. Yeah, me too, but there's no
yeah, me too, but there's no problem, I think she was--
it's o.K.? Yeah.
It's o.K.? Yeah. I just want to make sure she
knows how to get back here
'cause it's cold and--
yeah, it's kind of cold.
Yeah, it's kind of cold. It's starting to-- sun's
it's starting to-- sun's starting to go down.
Starting to go down. Yeah, but take it easy, man.
Stay calm, sit down.
Jamie: I feel good.
I think it's starting to come
i think it's starting to come down a bit.
Down a bit. Yeah, we're landing now.
Jamie: We're landing.
Yeah.
Champa: From a famous artist.
Jamie: Oh, yeah?
[♪...]
Pilo: There she is!
Crystal!
Jamie: Oh, wow.
Whoa, oh, my God, what happened
whoa, oh, my God, what happened to your clothes?
To your clothes? I was so worried about you.
You were?
I was looking all over.
Crystal, I really need to say
crystal, I really need to say I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Chorus: ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh
chorus: ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh man: ♪ everybody wants
safety (Safety and love) ♪
Safety (Safety and love) ♪ we all do.
We all do. Crystal: Boys.
How are you?
Crystal: Hi.
Champa: Are you cold?
Fine-- yes, I'm freezing.
We're really sorry.
I'm o.K.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry for
being--
you hungry?
You hungry? I'm starving.
Oh...
Where's the bonfire?
What are you guys doing?
Cookies, I want cookies.
Jamie: They're so good.
[♪...]
Yeah, crystal was my
yeah, crystal was my accomplice today.
Accomplice today. She helped me.
Champa: Really, you--
champa: Really, you-- no!
No! You're giving me away?
[Chuckles] I look at here,
[chuckles] I look at here, at his eyes, and...
At his eyes, and... Oh, you know, that's o.K.,
oh, you know, that's o.K., man, you gotta be ready for it.
Man, you gotta be ready for it. You can't take it if you're not
you can't take it if you're not ready for it.
Ready for it. Pilo: It was so obvious.
Champa: Yeah, but you are...
You, you had a good time.
I remember when I was
12 years old, I was obsessed
with a girl, and I called her
house, like, eight times
in one day, and they had
call I.D. And her mother saw
that I called that many times.
That I called that many times. Champa: And call the police.
Jamie: No, she answered the
phone one time when I called,
and she went, "Jamie, how many
times did you call here today?"
Times did you call here today?" And I was so scared in the
and I was so scared in the moment, I didn't expect her to
answer or for her to be mad at
me about it, and I made up this
lie, I made up a lie in one
second, so I said, "oh, hey, um,
hey, Donna.
Hey, Donna. My, uh, the problem was that my
my, uh, the problem was that my Internet connection had the
wrong phone number in it.
Wrong phone number in it. It accidentally had your phone
it accidentally had your phone number, and I was trying to
connect to the Internet all day.
Connect to the Internet all day. I kept hitting connect, and it
i kept hitting connect, and it kept calling your house.
Kept calling your house. It was a stupid mistake."
When I was 17, I went to this
when I was 17, I went to this Halloween party.
I was dressed as a mechanic.
I went with this guy.
I barely knew him.
We'd gone on, like, one date.
I didn't even really like him.
[Scoffs] but I was bored and I
[scoffs] But I was bored and I was lonely, so I went with him,
and it was at, it was at this
girl's house.
Girl's house. She was really rich.
It was this huge pool party.
And we drank a lot.
I drank a lot.
And at some point I took a pill.
I thought it was ecstasy.
I didn't even really know what
i didn't even really know what that was.
That was. And then...
This guy who had invited me was,
this guy who had invited me was, he wanted to take me to the
pool house.
Pool house. I didn't really understand
i didn't really understand what was going on.
What was going on. I remember...
Being pressed up against this
being pressed up against this window and seeing the whole
party kind of... happening,
and feeling really...
And feeling really... Scared.
And then there were...
Two more guys in there, and I
two more guys in there, and I was completely naked.
Was completely naked. [Sniffs]
And they were...
Having sex with me.
I mean, they were raping me.
I could see this whole party happening on the other side
of the window. [Laughs]
Of the window. [Laughs] And...
Anyway, the next thing I
anyway, the next thing I remembered was that I was in
this... bathtub.
This... bathtub. Waking up in this awful, warm
waking up in this awful, warm pool of water and the sun was
rising, and it was...
[Cries]
[Crying] But I had never... I...
I know it's kind of crazy, but I haven't actually told this story
and I've never told this story.
And I've never told this story. O.K., easy.
You're with us now, you're o.K.
[Cries]
Champa: You have all our
champa: You have all our support and-- o.K.?
Support and-- o.K.? We love you.
Thank you.
I love you.
Thank you, I love you guys.
[Laughs]
Oh, my God, we made the--
oh, my God, we made the-- wait a minute.
Wait a minute. We made the pollo cry.
[Cries]
Champa: My friend.
[Crying]
Oh, my-- we made the pollo
oh, my-- we made the pollo cry.
Cry. Champa: My friend.
Come on, this is crystal fairy's
come on, this is crystal fairy's time, man.
Time, man. [Laughs]
Don't take her opportunity, man.
[Laughs]
[Crystal laughs]
What the fuck? [Chuckles]
Nah, it's o.K.
Jamie: I'm sorry.
Champa: It's o.K.
We're getting emotional.
It's o.K.
It's actually...
Do you have any more secrets?
Oh, yeah, I do.
Actually...
I'm a dominatrix. [Laughs]
I'm a dominatrix.
What is a dominatrix?
Dominatrix is a woman who,
dominatrix is a woman who, uh, straps on a black dildo and
has sex with a man who's sitting
in a swing. [Chuckles]
In a swing. [Chuckles] Oh, my...
[Laughs]
Oh, my God, you saw my...?
[Laughs]
You saw my pictures?
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, did you see the--
oh, my God, did you see the-- i had a surprise for you
in there?
In there? No, I didn't see anything.
I didn't see any surprise.
What surprise?
[Scoffs]
Jamie: Can we see?
Crystal: No, no, no.
No.
I love you guys.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Jamie: We love you, too.
Champa: We love you, too.
Can I sleep in your tent?
Champa: Please.
Please do.
Thank you.
[Blowing kisses]
[♪...]
She didn't see any faces in the Mountain.
The Mountain. Man: ♪ maybe reaching for
man: ♪ maybe reaching for heaven and stuck on the earth
will do. ♪
Will do. ♪ [Music ends]
[Urinating]
Crystal!
[♪...]
[Waves crashing in distance...] [People singing faintly...]
Chorus: ♪ and as you eat ♪ don't think of the
one you love ♪
One you love ♪ ♪ and on the street
♪ don't look at the sky above
♪ if there's no one home,
don't expect nothing ♪
Don't expect nothing ♪ ♪ 'cause nobody wants a lonely
heart. ♪
Heart. ♪ [Guitar and drums playing]
[Music ends, waves crashing...]
[Wings fluttering] [Bell dings]
[Wings fluttering]
[Bell dings]
[Wings fluttering]