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Okay, ladies.

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God, this place gives
me the creeps.

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- Where is the freakin' thing?
- There.

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You've got twenty minutes.
Whatever.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Shit.

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Everything okay?

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All good. We're coming.

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Okay.

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Yeah, towards me. Good, got it.

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Hold it. Great.

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Got it?

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All right, I got it.

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Easy. Gently.

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GRAND PIANO

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Please remain in your seats and
keep your seatbelts fastened.

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Jesus!

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I feel you, kid. Flying?

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Flying used to scare the
bejesus out of me too.

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Come on. Come on.

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I travel a lot and let me tell you, a
beat-up Civic on a bunch of back roads,

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it just doesn't cut it anymore.
You know what I mean, right?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we'll be landing

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as scheduled in Chicago
O'Hare after all.

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- Are we landing?
- Of course we're landing.

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These things are built to last.

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I'm screwed.

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Excuse me?

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Well, what did you expect, Tom?

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I don't know. Chicago things.

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Rain, wind, one of the wings falling off.
Everyone else got diverted.

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I know, life just isn't fair.

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- Well, your limo could crash.
- You're right. There's still hope.

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After all these years maybe the piano's
so out of tune they have to reschedule.

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Or I could just take a
blowtorch to the damn thing.

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Or you could just cancel.

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- Wait. What do you mean, the limo?
- I thought you were picking me up.

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No. I'm at the hotel. I still have
the press conference. Remember?

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Don't you see a guy with your name
on a thing? I left you a voicemail.

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You mean some stranger's picking me up?
What happened to...?

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Ashley and Wayne
are meeting me here.

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Actually, they're just downstairs.
Are you going to want to say hi?

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They probably don't even know
what a classical concert is.

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You can explain it to them
yourself when you see them.

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Ah, shoot me.

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Tell them I said hi,
thanks for coming, all that.

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Christ, I doubt they'll be able to
make it through the whole show.

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- Come on.
- What?

50
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My agency didn't get them balcony
seats. Ashley's going to flip.

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I have to go right now, so just...

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No, it's okay. Thanks.

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Hold on one second, okay?

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Hi!

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He wants to talk to you.

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Hey! Emma!

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Hi. Emma!

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Holy crap, girl. You look hot!

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Thank you. You look beautiful, too.

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Do not put me on
the phone with her.

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- It's just for work.
- Oh, fancy.

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So what's the deal?
Is he coming here?

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Because I know the bartender at
Fridos and it's 50% off top shots.

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Tom needs to go straight
to the theater.

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- What happened to pre-gaming?
- It's a classical concert, Ash.

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So that means it's better
if Tom is not drunk.

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We can just post-game. Yeah?

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Hang on, just one more second.

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I got you something.
I packed it in your carry-on.

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What?

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It's just a little gift. Welcome
to the twenty-first century.

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Tell me again,

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why you did all this?

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Because it's about time
you got back onstage.

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Hold on a sec.

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- Hey, are you still there?
- Yeah.

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- Are you wearing the tuxedo?
- Should I be?

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You're late, Tom.

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Just skip the hotel and go
straight to the auditorium, okay?

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Are you biting your nails?

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No.

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I love you.

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Love you, too.

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Where are we heading to, sir?

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- Twenty-first century...
- Sorry, sir?

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No...

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Sorry.

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- Hello?
- Tom Selznick?

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- Mark from A&V.
- Hi, Mark.

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When Marjorie says: "Tom, what's on
your mind right now?", that's your cue.

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- You got it?
- Yeah, I think so.

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Good. Okay, stay there.

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Three, two, one...

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So you're not confirming
any rumors tonight?

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Well, I did audition.
I can't say more than that.

96
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Emma Selznick still auditions?

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When it comes to musicals, I guess.

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So we're going to hear you
sing for the first time, then?

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Come on,
I've said too much already.

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I sing all the time. At home,
in the shower... Ask my husband!

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Well, in fact, we do have
your wonder boy on the other side.

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Thanks for your time. It's always a
pleasure to speak with you, Emma.

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My pleasure.

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Tom Selznick, brightest
piano player of his generation

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married to the brightest movie
star of her generation, is back.

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It's been five years since
he retired from the stage,

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but in a matter of minutes, this
long hiatus will be history.

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I must admit I would not like
to be in Tom's shoes tonight.

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- Tom, how are you doing?
- Hello?

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Tom, what's going through
your head right now?

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- Are you nervous?
- What?

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Well, you're reuniting
with the F.C.O Philharmonic

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to play several notoriously
difficult pieces.

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You must have had a couple
of bad nights lately.

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No.

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Right. And what is the significance of
the piano you'll be playing tonight?

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- It's Patrick's piano.
- Right.

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I spent months, years,
practicing with him, so...

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- Yes.
- It's in his memory that I...

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Patrick Godureaux.
Our listeners probably know him

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as the eccentric music magnate with
the missing family fortune, but...

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Well, to me he was more
than that. He was also a mentor.

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What I mean is, what is
the piano's significance to you?

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- What do you mean?
- "La Cinquette".

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The unplayable piece, right?

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"La Cinquette".
Am I mispronouncing it?

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I mean, you have a
history with this piece.

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Five years ago, at the Flannery...

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- That didn't really work out.
- Right.

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So my question is this.

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You return to the stage after
all these years of silence.

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Are you nervous about
playing the same piano?

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- Are you nervous about choking again?
- Choking?

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Do you see this as your last
chance at glorious redemption,

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- your one shot to forever...?
- Stop!

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Sorry. Look...

137
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I play piano.

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This is just another gig,
nothing else.

139
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Ha-ha. Alright, Mr. Selznick.
That's about all we have time for.

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You break a leg!

141
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Oh, shoot me.

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Sir, do you think you could pull
it around to the back door?

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- Sir.
- Thanks.

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- Sorry.
- It's okay.

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Excuse me, are you Tom Selznick?

146
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Yeah.

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Break a leg!

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Thanks.

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Selznick!

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Welcome back.

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Hey, Tommy. Big show.

152
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Thanks. You're looking well.

153
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Yeah. Got divorced!

154
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Tom! You're alive!

155
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What, you miss the cold sweat?

156
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Hey, do you know where Norman is?

157
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Yeah, just head down here, turn left.
He's stuck to the catering.

158
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He quit smoking again?

159
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Kind of. But don't talk to him
about it, trust me.

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Hey! Break a leg!

161
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Sir!

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Your chart.

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And may I just add how exciting
it is to have you back on-stage.

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Tommy!

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Thank you.

166
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Come here!

167
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- How's the great Tom Selznick?
- Hey, Norman.

168
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Are you okay? How was your flight?

169
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Oh, my God, who dressed you?

170
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- Thank god you landed on time.
- Yeah, thank God.

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- Oh, is it...?
- No. Not a scratch. It's perfect.

172
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Well, that's a relief.
Did you check it out?

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- Lower C natural is a little sharp.
- It always was.

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Other than that, she's beautiful.
It's a shame we can't keep her.

175
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Frank, you've gotta take first part
tonight, Carl's sick. Not a problem, right?

176
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Who are those guys? CIA?

177
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Nothing that interesting.
Insurance guys. Very serious.

178
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Patrick loved that piano more
than he loved his own family.

179
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Clearly.

180
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Assholes!

181
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Very funny.

182
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Seriously. Assholes.

183
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Even in five years,
haven't you forgot?

184
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I'm fine.

185
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Are you sure?

186
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Because that kind of put me in the
mood to make some heads roll.

187
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Really. I'm fine.

188
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Jesus, look at Patrick!

189
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Jesus, Patrick, you're terrifying.

190
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He still scares me.

191
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Did you hear about the
whole fortune thing?

192
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I swear to God he thought
he was Charles Foster Kane.

193
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Do you really think he'd want me
playing his precious piano again?

194
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The great screw-up?

195
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,339
What?

196
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Patrick. He'd be embarrassed.

197
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- Tom...
- Come on, I always flubbed notes.

198
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Tom Selznick, the new Rachmaninoff...
if only he didn't choke.

199
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:27,320
Tommy, listen to me.

200
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:30,690
- Patrick would be proud of you.
- No.

201
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I'm gonna screw up, Norman.
I know it.

202
00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:37,097
You can't play charts like these without
fudging a note here and there. So what?

203
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,701
If you're going to start playing carefully,
I'll just go get the wine and cheese.

204
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:43,904
Do you want to be the thousandth
guy to give me a respectable Bach?

205
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Because you can keep that.
I don't need respectable.

206
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:50,044
If you're going to play music this
dense, you're going to hit a wrong note.

207
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And they won't know.

208
00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:54,114
They never do.

209
00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:59,687
And you know what? I've never
seen so many people this excited.

210
00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:01,256
They've waited for
this for five years.

211
00:17:01,257 --> 00:17:02,757
I could have waited another five.

212
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:03,691
Really?

213
00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:08,095
I have never in my life met another
human being so perfectly shaped

214
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for one purpose.

215
00:17:13,468 --> 00:17:15,068
Do what you do.

216
00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,804
And try and have some fun.

217
00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,407
And remember...

218
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It's just music.

219
00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,127
Ladies and gentlemen,

220
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the main entrance doors
are about to be closed.

221
00:17:33,488 --> 00:17:35,589
Ashley! Wayne!

222
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:39,292
Hey, you guys!
I thought I'd lost you.

223
00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,662
I'm sorry, honey. We were at
the bar. It was Happy Hour.

224
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,031
I called you six times.

225
00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:48,935
- Oh my God. Wayne, where is my phone?
- Yeah, it's right here.

226
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:51,306
- We should get going.
- Yeah, 6 missed calls.

227
00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:53,173
Yeah? Yeah, you think?

228
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,908
Pay more attention. Okay, honey?

229
00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:56,444
We really should get in there.

230
00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:59,145
Emma, calm down.
Just can just slip in.

231
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,082
What a guy doesn't
know doesn't hurt him.

232
00:18:02,183 --> 00:18:05,286
Here are your tickets. I'll meet
you guys right after, okay?

233
00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:08,256
Wait. Are we not sitting with you?

234
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,390
Oh, God... No.

235
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,460
They really need me to sit
in this one particular place.

236
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:16,129
But I got you really good seats,
they're in the orchestra.

237
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,431
So we're not sitting with you?

238
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:23,570
But I'm going to meet you right after.
Ashley, I'm so glad you could come.

239
00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:27,942
It's our pleasure. I mean, you're the
closest Wayne gets to a celebrity.

240
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:29,477
Let's go.

241
00:18:29,478 --> 00:18:32,879
Okay. Enjoy the show.
I'll see you guys after.

242
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:35,882
Well, that was embarrassing.

243
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:36,751
Come on, doofus.

244
00:18:36,752 --> 00:18:41,488
I don't know what all the rushing
is about. Don't they have an opening act?

245
00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:11,384
Ladies and gentlemen,

246
00:19:11,486 --> 00:19:13,988
the show will start
in five minutes.

247
00:19:14,056 --> 00:19:16,556
Please, silence your phones.

248
00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:18,692
Mission accomplished.

249
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:26,366
I knew it! Look, there are
plenty of seats up there.

250
00:19:27,301 --> 00:19:30,638
Hey, boys and girls, come on!
It's five minutes!

251
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:34,307
Get your weapons ready.
Let's go! Yeah, yeah, come on!

252
00:19:36,144 --> 00:19:37,777
Lynn, sorry!

253
00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:00,967
Can you hear me?

254
00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:03,903
Okay, yeah...

255
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:05,772
One second...

256
00:20:05,973 --> 00:20:08,708
And... we're in.

257
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:56,222
Ladies and gentlemen,

258
00:20:56,290 --> 00:21:00,394
introducing tonight's conductor,
Mr. Norman Reisinger.

259
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:24,684
Sir.

260
00:21:24,852 --> 00:21:27,120
- Your score.
- What?

261
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:30,090
You left it in the dressing room.

262
00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:33,794
Thanks. You just saved my life.

263
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:35,562
Anything you need.

264
00:21:37,164 --> 00:21:38,498
Congratulations.

265
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:40,935
The whole place is packed.

266
00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,774
Thought you would
like to hear that.

267
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,642
Ladies and gentlemen...

268
00:22:21,643 --> 00:22:23,143
Shit.

269
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:25,111
Tom Selznick.

270
00:25:36,504 --> 00:25:38,404
Assholes.

271
00:25:50,684 --> 00:25:53,419
I think he's looking at you.

272
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:18,338
No, I have to go.

273
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:17,357
What?

274
00:29:21,796 --> 00:29:23,062
No!

275
00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:43,951
Get back on-stage.

276
00:29:43,952 --> 00:29:45,351
Who is this?

277
00:29:45,419 --> 00:29:47,987
I'm Patrick Godureaux.

278
00:29:48,922 --> 00:29:51,391
Got your attention? Good.

279
00:29:51,959 --> 00:29:55,161
Now get back on stage,
your audience is getting antsy.

280
00:29:55,463 --> 00:29:58,364
- You think I don't know what you're up to?
- What am I up to?

281
00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:01,500
- Did Norman put you up to this?
- Norman? I don't follow.

282
00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:04,170
Look, I get it. It's funny.

283
00:30:04,438 --> 00:30:08,009
The stage-fright guy. You send him messages
because you think he's wetting his pants.

284
00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,575
- Are you?
- No.

285
00:30:09,676 --> 00:30:11,811
Would you like me to change that?

286
00:30:12,046 --> 00:30:15,048
- Listen to me!
- Are you sure this is a prank?

287
00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:18,517
Let's have a bet. I'll bet it's
not a prank. You bet it is.

288
00:30:18,786 --> 00:30:23,356
If I win, I get to spray Emma Selznick's
brains all over her Gucci purse.

289
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:25,825
If you win, you get to tell me off.

290
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:28,160
Come on, this'll be a fun bet.
Let's do it.

291
00:30:28,429 --> 00:30:30,949
- I'm calling the cops.
- My friend is outside the theater.

292
00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,666
He sees so much as one cop
car pull into the lot

293
00:30:33,768 --> 00:30:37,536
and the ushers will have a corpse
to clean up in box seat five.

294
00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:40,908
Now head to the left side
of the stage. Now.

295
00:30:59,660 --> 00:31:01,560
In front of you.

296
00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:03,796
The top step.

297
00:31:04,165 --> 00:31:05,798
I see it.

298
00:31:05,966 --> 00:31:07,667
Look closely.

299
00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:12,571
Keep looking.

300
00:31:14,641 --> 00:31:16,542
That's the entry wound
of a Rochester .47

301
00:31:16,610 --> 00:31:19,779
automatic with scope
laser aim and silencer.

302
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,883
The most precise weapon on
the market. And the quietest.

303
00:31:23,984 --> 00:31:26,419
Now you know the meaning
of "stage-fright".

304
00:31:26,487 --> 00:31:29,155
Get on-stage or it's Emma's head.

305
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:36,095
Does this mean we have
an understanding? Say it.

306
00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:38,931
Quietly. They'll just think
you're talking to yourself.

307
00:31:38,999 --> 00:31:42,669
Another 'tee-ta-taa',
or whatever the hell you do.

308
00:31:45,072 --> 00:31:48,974
Okay. Here are the rules. I can
see and hear everything you do.

309
00:31:49,209 --> 00:31:51,477
Call for help and I will hear it.

310
00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,213
Leave the stage and I will see it.

311
00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,216
Get a cop or a guard involved,
I will know it.

312
00:31:57,718 --> 00:32:00,419
If you do any of these things,
your wife will die.

313
00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:05,058
If you play a wrong note, you will no longer
be of any use to me and you will die.

314
00:32:05,126 --> 00:32:08,894
That's two people I can kill
when and if I feel like it.

315
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:12,966
So I'm hoping that's double the
chance you'll do what I say.

316
00:32:13,467 --> 00:32:15,201
Do you see me?

317
00:32:19,973 --> 00:32:23,442
- How are you talking to me?
- Look at the keys.

318
00:32:23,644 --> 00:32:26,011
Your entrance is in two bars.

319
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:30,350
Come in late and it'll be the
last downbeat you ever play.

320
00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:40,960
- Now you can talk.
- Where are you?

321
00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:44,029
In a solo box seat. I have privacy
here. A great view, too.

322
00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,977
- How are you talking to me?
- I'm high up.

323
00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:49,602
Not only can I see everything you do,
I can see everything Emma does.

324
00:32:49,670 --> 00:32:51,738
Right now she's yawning.
I think she's bored.

325
00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:53,939
This isn't really her
type of music, is it?

326
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:56,201
- Does that upset you?
- What do you want from me?

327
00:32:56,243 --> 00:32:58,811
I want you to keep your voice down.

328
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:02,715
We wouldn't want the audience
getting the wrong idea.

329
00:33:03,084 --> 00:33:06,085
But something tells me
this time you won't.

330
00:33:06,454 --> 00:33:09,389
- I'll give you all the money I have.
- I don't want your money.

331
00:33:09,390 --> 00:33:11,056
Then what?

332
00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:15,795
I want you to play the most
flawless concert of your life.

333
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:20,667
Consider me the voice in your head telling
you that good is not good enough tonight.

334
00:33:20,701 --> 00:33:23,702
Okay. Fine. We can do this.

335
00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:25,871
But you don't need Emma.

336
00:33:26,139 --> 00:33:27,407
There, it's done.

337
00:33:27,408 --> 00:33:30,075
- What's done?
- What you asked.

338
00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:36,115
You made a good point, she was
muddling things, so I shot her.

339
00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:42,254
Not sure if you believe me or
you saw how quiet I can be.

340
00:33:42,322 --> 00:33:44,223
And your lovely wife
could've just slumped over

341
00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:47,726
and fallen asleep,
she was so goddamned bored.

342
00:33:48,763 --> 00:33:51,698
Isn't it amazing what you can get
away with in a crowded theater

343
00:33:51,732 --> 00:33:54,433
when all eyes are on the stage?

344
00:33:56,937 --> 00:33:59,939
Sit down or I really
will shoot her.

345
00:34:01,642 --> 00:34:04,677
Come on.
Isn't this what you wanted?

346
00:34:04,945 --> 00:34:09,315
You said yourself she was a muddler.
Muddling your whole life, it seems.

347
00:34:09,516 --> 00:34:12,485
- You don't know anything.
- But I do, Tom.

348
00:34:12,853 --> 00:34:17,923
She might get more magazine covers than
you, but you are a person of note.

349
00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:22,561
She won't be in the
history books. You will.

350
00:34:25,499 --> 00:34:27,867
Because you're a person of note.

351
00:34:27,968 --> 00:34:29,935
I know everything
I need to know about you.

352
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:34,340
I know where you leave your phone.
I know you mutter when you play.

353
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:38,878
I know you have the fastest, most
agile fingers of any pianist alive.

354
00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:42,915
And you know what's funny? She'd throw
it all away, the fame and the money,

355
00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:45,584
for just a tenth of your talent.

356
00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:49,355
Please, let her go.
I'll do what you want.

357
00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:53,593
You think you can bargain with me?
You're not in control, Tom.

358
00:34:53,594 --> 00:34:56,029
The audience is in control.

359
00:34:56,097 --> 00:35:00,099
And right now, I'm your audience.

360
00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:18,784
Thank you.

361
00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,920
Thank you.

362
00:35:20,987 --> 00:35:22,322
Thank you.

363
00:35:24,891 --> 00:35:25,925
Thank you.

364
00:35:26,927 --> 00:35:31,030
I know that it's not customary
to speak between movements,

365
00:35:31,098 --> 00:35:34,233
but please understand
that, as a conductor,

366
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:38,237
I sometimes just need to hear
the sound of my own voice.

367
00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:43,609
Tonight we're offering you one of
Patrick Godureaux's favorite pieces:

368
00:35:43,677 --> 00:35:46,445
Stephan Yeranosian's
Piano Concerto No. 4,

369
00:35:46,513 --> 00:35:49,548
which is the perfect vehicle
for reuniting all of us

370
00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:52,486
with one of the world's
greatest living pianists...

371
00:35:52,487 --> 00:35:53,253
Wake up, Tom.

372
00:35:53,254 --> 00:35:55,655
...whose genius wowed
Godureaux himself.

373
00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:59,326
The one and only Tom Selznick.

374
00:36:05,532 --> 00:36:08,769
I almost forgot! I'm sorry, Tom,
I'll get back to you in a second.

375
00:36:08,770 --> 00:36:11,371
As if this venue
weren't unique enough,

376
00:36:11,471 --> 00:36:15,307
let me tell you something about
the piano that Tom is playing.

377
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,910
This customized
Imperial Boesenndorfer

378
00:36:18,178 --> 00:36:22,181
with eight full octaves
belonged to Patrick himself.

379
00:36:22,716 --> 00:36:27,252
This is the first time this piano
has been on a stage anywhere.

380
00:36:27,354 --> 00:36:28,688
Sadly, we don't get to keep it.

381
00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:33,260
Tonight when we're finished, this piano
is on an 11 PM plane to Switzerland,

382
00:36:33,261 --> 00:36:35,829
which is probably not what the
board of directors thought I meant

383
00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:40,099
when I assured them that tonight they
would see this instrument take flight.

384
00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:47,906
Patrick's passing this last
year was a blow to all of us.

385
00:36:48,642 --> 00:36:53,345
I would therefore like to dedicate this
evening's performance to his memory.

386
00:36:53,513 --> 00:36:56,583
I would also like to thank
the lovely Emma Selznick...

387
00:36:57,151 --> 00:36:59,652
for helping bring
everything together.

388
00:37:04,492 --> 00:37:07,292
I'm sure they could have
had room for us up there.

389
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,628
And to really showcase what
this instrument can do,

390
00:37:09,696 --> 00:37:13,967
tonight Tom will be finishing the
evening, sans orchestra, with...

391
00:37:14,201 --> 00:37:19,104
No, not that infamous piece. I think
we've all heard enough about that.

392
00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:22,709
With Beethoven's "Tempest" Sonata.

393
00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:25,444
One of Patrick's favorites

394
00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:26,781
But first things first.

395
00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:32,885
Ladies and gentleman, the second movement
of Yeranosian's Piano Concerto No. 4.

396
00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:39,491
What are you waiting for?

397
00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:32,845
Are you there? I want to talk.

398
00:38:32,913 --> 00:38:35,581
I'd rather you play than talk, Tom.

399
00:38:57,405 --> 00:39:00,305
Are you freaking kidding me?

400
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,907
I'm looking for it, Ash...

401
00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:05,043
Everyone is looking at us.
Turn it off.

402
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:06,912
Hurry up.

403
00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:09,815
Hello?

404
00:39:10,617 --> 00:39:11,985
What?

405
00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:14,319
Wayne, I swear to God...

406
00:39:19,125 --> 00:39:20,392
Tom?

407
00:39:20,428 --> 00:39:22,729
Turn the damn thing off!

408
00:39:22,896 --> 00:39:24,030
Tom?

409
00:39:24,031 --> 00:39:25,066
Can you hear me, Tom?

410
00:39:25,067 --> 00:39:28,400
I wanna know why you've got
a gun pointed at Emma.

411
00:39:30,136 --> 00:39:31,271
Let me see who called.

412
00:39:31,272 --> 00:39:35,642
I apologize. I know you'd rather
have everything only pointed at you.

413
00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:58,197
You're doing an excellent job.
Soon you'll be ready for what's next.

414
00:39:58,531 --> 00:40:02,936
- What? What's next?
- You'll find out. Be patient.

415
00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:04,270
It's obviously Emma.

416
00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,238
Probably by mistake.

417
00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:10,677
No, it was a man's voice.

418
00:40:10,678 --> 00:40:15,048
Tom is on the stage playing the piano.
There is no way he called you.

419
00:40:15,049 --> 00:40:16,715
He's saying something.
He's talking.

420
00:40:16,716 --> 00:40:20,021
He is not talking, he's counting.

421
00:40:20,022 --> 00:40:22,087
It's what musicians do.

422
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:25,123
Shush! I'm trying
to listen to the music.

423
00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:27,793
Excuse me!

424
00:40:28,361 --> 00:40:30,964
You do not shush me.

425
00:40:31,064 --> 00:40:33,498
- I've got to go to the bathroom.
- Wayne!

426
00:40:57,323 --> 00:40:59,391
What was that, Tom?

427
00:40:59,459 --> 00:41:01,927
- What the hell was that?
- My watch.

428
00:41:02,028 --> 00:41:05,197
Your watch? What about it?

429
00:41:05,899 --> 00:41:07,199
An alarm.

430
00:41:09,569 --> 00:41:14,340
An alarm? You expect me to believe you'd
let your alarm go off during a show?

431
00:41:14,341 --> 00:41:17,109
- It was a mistake.
- A mistake?

432
00:41:17,177 --> 00:41:18,446
It's been 5 years.
I forgot to turn it off.

433
00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:19,978
I hope you're telling the truth.

434
00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:21,147
Tom? Hello?

435
00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:24,117
Don't open your mouth
again unless it's to count.

436
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:25,051
Hi, Tom.

437
00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:29,022
I just got a call from
you and... I mean...

438
00:41:29,122 --> 00:41:30,803
Aren't you on stage right now?

439
00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:32,491
Stop fidgeting, Tom.

440
00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:37,896
Anyway, I heard something
kind of odd and I...

441
00:41:39,532 --> 00:41:41,133
I'm going to try you again.

442
00:41:55,715 --> 00:41:57,249
What are you doing?

443
00:41:58,685 --> 00:42:00,452
Stop playing with your music.

444
00:42:08,428 --> 00:42:09,728
Wayne!

445
00:42:09,764 --> 00:42:10,963
Come back here!

446
00:42:10,964 --> 00:42:12,230
Wayne!

447
00:42:18,805 --> 00:42:20,340
Oh, my God.

448
00:43:13,828 --> 00:43:15,360
Excuse me!

449
00:43:15,428 --> 00:43:16,928
May I help you?

450
00:43:16,996 --> 00:43:18,697
- Do you work here?
- Yeah.

451
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:23,168
- There's a situation.
- A situation?

452
00:43:25,638 --> 00:43:28,540
I got this from the man on stage.

453
00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:35,414
- If this is a joke, it's not funny.
- I swear it's not. Not from me.

454
00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:39,317
Come with me now.
We'll talk to security.

455
00:43:40,086 --> 00:43:43,155
It's probably a prank.
But you never know.

456
00:44:03,576 --> 00:44:07,946
Tom, I have a surprise for you.
Look above your head.

457
00:44:08,348 --> 00:44:09,614
Watch carefully.

458
00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,988
I want you to see this.

459
00:44:24,931 --> 00:44:26,098
No!

460
00:44:26,199 --> 00:44:28,467
Keep it together.
Keep playing, Tom.

461
00:44:28,501 --> 00:44:31,370
If you don't pull it together
in one second, you'll be shot.

462
00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:33,952
Keep your fingers on the piano
and your mind on the music.

463
00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:37,009
This will teach you
how to focus. Steady!

464
00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:40,980
Good.

465
00:44:40,981 --> 00:44:46,585
Now make your conductor think
everything's okay or he'll be next.

466
00:44:52,125 --> 00:44:53,827
Tom? Feeling better?

467
00:44:53,828 --> 00:44:56,294
Why? Why did you kill him??

468
00:44:56,362 --> 00:44:58,403
You've never seen a dead
body before, have you?

469
00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:02,134
How did you think you could be a great
artist with so little life experience?

470
00:45:02,402 --> 00:45:06,439
I've taught you in a way Patrick never
could, which means you're ready.

471
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,806
What?

472
00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:09,941
"La Cinquette".

473
00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:12,377
Remember it?

474
00:45:12,479 --> 00:45:13,246
What about it?

475
00:45:13,247 --> 00:45:19,119
"The Unplayable Piece". Except there's a
few people who can play it. Am I right?

476
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,689
Who can move their fingers that
fast and spread them that wide.

477
00:45:22,690 --> 00:45:25,425
One of them died last summer.
The other is you.

478
00:45:25,426 --> 00:45:27,860
No. I can't play it.
It's been five years.

479
00:45:27,861 --> 00:45:30,463
Well, here's your chance to
put the meltdown behind you.

480
00:45:30,464 --> 00:45:34,200
Here's your chance to show all of those
who laughed at you, who pitied you,

481
00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:35,168
what you're really capable of.

482
00:45:35,169 --> 00:45:38,170
Listen to me. You don't understand.
I can't play it.

483
00:45:38,171 --> 00:45:40,172
Why? Because you froze?

484
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,542
Because you've never been as terrified
as you were that night on stage?

485
00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:47,379
Because those last four bars have haunted
you every day of your life since?

486
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,514
I don't know it by heart.

487
00:45:48,515 --> 00:45:51,850
Which is why I had my assistant
put it in your folder.

488
00:45:51,884 --> 00:45:55,854
I've planned this well, Tom.
I have faith in you.

489
00:45:57,290 --> 00:46:01,059
More than it seems Emma ever did.

490
00:46:01,294 --> 00:46:04,062
Holding your hand, orchestrating
your return to the stage

491
00:46:04,297 --> 00:46:07,832
just so she doesn't feel so bad about
hogging the spotlight from you.

492
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:11,436
Admit it. You're bitter
she's become a success.

493
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,942
And all I'm doing is offering you a
chance to become your own man again.

494
00:46:18,911 --> 00:46:22,714
In time, you'll learn to be grateful.
But for now, focus on this.

495
00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,983
The final four bars
of "La Cinquette".

496
00:46:25,051 --> 00:46:27,987
Play them to perfection for
the first time in your life

497
00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:30,090
and you walk out of here alive.

498
00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:31,623
"La Cinquette".

499
00:46:32,225 --> 00:46:36,094
- I threw it out before the show.
- That was a stupid thing to do.

500
00:46:36,329 --> 00:46:39,130
- Play it by memory then.
- You know I can't.

501
00:46:39,365 --> 00:46:42,686
That's why you stuck it in there. That's
why you needed me to have sheet music.

502
00:46:42,769 --> 00:46:45,105
Too bad for Emma. You'll be
better off without her anyway.

503
00:46:45,106 --> 00:46:48,407
No! You don't have another copy?

504
00:46:48,508 --> 00:46:50,642
Why should I?
That's why I've got you.

505
00:46:50,710 --> 00:46:52,978
Wait! I remember, the janitor...

506
00:46:53,046 --> 00:46:55,213
He saw me throw it to
the ground. He must have it.

507
00:46:55,448 --> 00:46:58,583
In that case, he's about to throw
"La Cinquette" into the trash.

508
00:46:58,651 --> 00:47:02,153
- Can't you pick it up?
- Trust me, you want me up here.

509
00:47:02,722 --> 00:47:05,424
What about someone else?
Maybe your assistant?

510
00:47:05,492 --> 00:47:07,259
I believe he's busy.

511
00:47:25,278 --> 00:47:29,182
When it's intermission, get the score.
And try not to get any more people killed.

512
00:47:43,663 --> 00:47:44,929
Wayne?

513
00:47:53,807 --> 00:47:55,173
Wayne?

514
00:47:59,979 --> 00:48:01,513
Oh, my God!

515
00:48:01,681 --> 00:48:02,415
I'm sorry.

516
00:48:02,416 --> 00:48:05,819
It's okay. I get confused
all the time around here.

517
00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,386
- I'll get it.
- Don't worry.

518
00:48:56,636 --> 00:48:58,603
What are you waiting for?

519
00:49:03,876 --> 00:49:06,245
- Where am I going?
- The stairs.

520
00:49:06,246 --> 00:49:08,246
Turn left at the bottom.

521
00:49:09,448 --> 00:49:12,117
Tom, the stairs.

522
00:49:16,222 --> 00:49:17,689
Three doors down.

523
00:49:17,723 --> 00:49:20,458
What? Where?

524
00:49:21,093 --> 00:49:22,894
Left and left.

525
00:49:35,241 --> 00:49:37,876
Excuse me! Sir! Wait!

526
00:49:37,944 --> 00:49:40,945
Wait! No, don't! No! No! No!

527
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:45,452
Hey, what is wrong?

528
00:49:45,453 --> 00:49:47,019
What is wrong?

529
00:49:47,086 --> 00:49:49,488
- He threw the score out.
- That's a shame.

530
00:49:49,489 --> 00:49:51,890
Wait! I have a copy at home.

531
00:49:51,958 --> 00:49:54,159
I could get someone to go get it.

532
00:49:54,260 --> 00:49:56,995
- I think you know what this means.
- Wait!

533
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:02,300
Wait. I have an idea.

534
00:50:11,444 --> 00:50:15,914
- Is there a problem?
- It's fine, I'll be right back, I promise.

535
00:50:16,015 --> 00:50:17,549
Back him up.

536
00:50:20,386 --> 00:50:23,655
Can you hear me?
Where the hell are you?

537
00:50:23,656 --> 00:50:25,857
Are you speaking with
me or to the kid?

538
00:50:25,925 --> 00:50:28,126
- Go straight to his dressing room.
- What?

539
00:50:28,227 --> 00:50:31,597
Go to his dressing room and
don't let him out of your sight.

540
00:50:31,598 --> 00:50:33,065
On my way.

541
00:50:38,170 --> 00:50:41,306
I love your dress. You're shiny.

542
00:50:42,475 --> 00:50:44,676
Emma? Over here.

543
00:50:49,482 --> 00:50:51,583
Excuse me. Thank you.

544
00:50:53,953 --> 00:50:56,154
I hope you're enjoying it.

545
00:50:56,722 --> 00:50:59,624
Emma, a picture of
you and me, please.

546
00:51:40,232 --> 00:51:43,001
Do you have him?
Don't tell me you've lost him.

547
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:45,303
No. I've got him.

548
00:51:45,604 --> 00:51:48,606
- Careful. Emma's leaving the theater.
- And?

549
00:51:48,674 --> 00:51:51,509
- Follow her.
- I can't be in two places at once.

550
00:52:09,595 --> 00:52:12,498
So, what do you want me to do?

551
00:52:12,499 --> 00:52:13,998
Go for her.

552
00:52:14,633 --> 00:52:16,435
"Go for her."

553
00:52:17,169 --> 00:52:21,506
Your wish is my command... Asshole.

554
00:52:24,877 --> 00:52:27,545
Mrs. Selznick! Mrs. Selznick...

555
00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:31,350
Go ask her.

556
00:52:32,017 --> 00:52:34,919
Can I take a picture with you?

557
00:52:44,563 --> 00:52:46,431
Ladies and gentlemen,

558
00:52:46,632 --> 00:52:49,735
please do make sure your
cell phones are on silent.

559
00:52:51,805 --> 00:52:56,274
Ladies and gentlemen, please
do make sure your cell phones

560
00:52:56,342 --> 00:52:58,076
are on silent.

561
00:53:02,581 --> 00:53:03,915
Honey?

562
00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:05,851
Emma!

563
00:53:05,852 --> 00:53:09,422
I hope we're not interrupting,
Mr. Selznick. She insisted.

564
00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:11,424
- I don't mean to be a problem.
- Oh, no.

565
00:53:11,425 --> 00:53:14,292
Not every day I've got two
celebrities to take care of.

566
00:53:14,828 --> 00:53:17,261
He's such a lifesaver for
bringing me down here.

567
00:53:17,329 --> 00:53:17,963
She's something.

568
00:53:17,964 --> 00:53:22,201
I just wanted to come and say
what a great job you're doing.

569
00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:24,902
Really, you're playing
so beautifully.

570
00:53:34,613 --> 00:53:36,881
Ladies and gentlemen...

571
00:53:37,149 --> 00:53:38,684
We should go.

572
00:53:38,984 --> 00:53:41,953
We should probably leave you alone.

573
00:53:43,722 --> 00:53:45,757
I love you, honey.

574
00:53:46,926 --> 00:53:50,094
See you on-stage, Mr. Selznick.

575
00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:52,064
Let me get that for you.

576
00:53:52,065 --> 00:53:56,134
...tonight's performance
will resume in five minutes.

577
00:53:56,569 --> 00:54:03,107
We kindly ask you to make your way
back to your seats at this time.

578
00:54:08,047 --> 00:54:10,114
Thank you so much.

579
00:54:12,318 --> 00:54:14,552
That was close.

580
00:54:16,055 --> 00:54:17,522
You're welcome.

581
00:54:17,857 --> 00:54:19,291
Anyway, it's going to shit.

582
00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:23,494
Calm down. That's what they always
say during any creative endeavor:

583
00:54:23,562 --> 00:54:25,596
it's all going to shit.

584
00:54:25,664 --> 00:54:27,432
All the people of note.

585
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:30,802
Look, I'm tired of the
"people of note" crap.

586
00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:33,973
- You want to know what I think?
- Enlighten me, please.

587
00:54:35,641 --> 00:54:37,608
- Hello?
- Yes?

588
00:54:38,445 --> 00:54:42,146
- Are you even there, man?
- I'm listening, avidly.

589
00:54:42,548 --> 00:54:45,083
What I'm saying is you
could've made this easy.

590
00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:48,786
Blackmail the movers. Have
them take a detour somewhere

591
00:54:48,888 --> 00:54:50,788
and have the piano all to yourself.

592
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:54,592
But no, instead we got a
night of fucking Goodereks.

593
00:54:54,994 --> 00:54:56,228
And what would you have suggested,

594
00:54:56,229 --> 00:54:59,865
kidnap the wonder-boy and drag him to
a warehouse with a gun to his head?

595
00:54:59,866 --> 00:55:01,999
No, not necessarily. I mean...

596
00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:06,772
Or build a robot that can play "La
Cinquette" like Rockafire Explosion?

597
00:55:06,872 --> 00:55:09,109
Your ideas are brilliant.
Keep 'em coming.

598
00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:11,043
Look, man, all I'm saying is...

599
00:55:11,111 --> 00:55:13,870
Nobody in his right mind would try
pulling off a heist like this.

600
00:55:13,946 --> 00:55:16,949
That's what you're saying,
am I right?

601
00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:17,516
Because...

602
00:55:17,517 --> 00:55:21,720
that is how you make history.
That's how you get into the record books.

603
00:55:21,721 --> 00:55:25,057
Four bars of "La Cinquette", you won't
have to answer to anybody ever again.

604
00:55:26,325 --> 00:55:28,227
Just do your job!

605
00:55:55,254 --> 00:55:57,388
Were you eavesdropping, Tom?

606
00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:06,330
Fair enough.

607
00:56:07,099 --> 00:56:11,136
Tell me something. What did
Patrick love more than anything?

608
00:56:11,137 --> 00:56:11,937
His body of work?

609
00:56:11,938 --> 00:56:16,742
His body of work, yeah, that's funny.
Certainly not his family.

610
00:56:16,743 --> 00:56:19,211
- But you're missing something.
- What do you mean?

611
00:56:19,212 --> 00:56:22,082
How many keys does
Patrick's piano have?

612
00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:23,148
What?

613
00:56:23,149 --> 00:56:25,350
Answer the question.

614
00:56:25,351 --> 00:56:27,485
- Ninety-seven.
- Wrong.

615
00:56:29,355 --> 00:56:30,955
No, it's right.

616
00:56:31,191 --> 00:56:34,625
Full eight octaves, seven white
keys and five black keys.

617
00:56:34,693 --> 00:56:37,562
Plus the extra lower keys.
It's ninety-seven.

618
00:56:37,863 --> 00:56:41,666
You're missing a key. And you know
what happens when you miss a key.

619
00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:44,001
- I know I'm right. Do the math.
- I did.

620
00:56:44,104 --> 00:56:47,638
I know that piano better than
anyone who's ever played it.

621
00:56:48,173 --> 00:56:52,510
The last four bars of "The
Unplayable Piece", that's your key.

622
00:56:52,778 --> 00:56:55,279
- Who the hell are you?
- No-one compared to you and Patrick.

623
00:56:55,280 --> 00:57:00,052
The only thing Emma would find more
boring than your music is what I do.

624
00:57:01,687 --> 00:57:04,690
It's not the Berlin
Philharmonic, but it's a job.

625
00:57:04,957 --> 00:57:08,359
Say an old man sends a fortune
to a Swiss bank, stashes it

626
00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:12,163
in a safe and hides a key somewhere
only he could ever access.

627
00:57:12,231 --> 00:57:16,734
The kind of lock that only someone
with his skills could ever open.

628
00:57:17,102 --> 00:57:18,903
I helped Patrick build that lock

629
00:57:18,971 --> 00:57:21,906
and those fingers of yours
are going to get it open.

630
00:57:21,974 --> 00:57:24,476
Now's when you ask me: "How much?"

631
00:57:24,477 --> 00:57:26,477
- I don't care.
- You sure?

632
00:57:27,046 --> 00:57:30,516
Aren't you curious as to
the price of your life?

633
00:57:30,517 --> 00:57:33,484
How much money justifies all this?

634
00:57:34,019 --> 00:57:34,987
Nothing.

635
00:57:34,988 --> 00:57:38,556
I wouldn't do what you're doing
for all the money in the world.

636
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:43,060
Stravinsky beat his own
children, Mozart was a drunk,

637
00:57:43,163 --> 00:57:45,364
but you're better than them.
Is that it?

638
00:57:45,432 --> 00:57:48,065
No, I don't care.
It wouldn't matter.

639
00:57:48,168 --> 00:57:50,635
I think the mark of a
great artist is curiosity.

640
00:57:50,903 --> 00:57:54,972
You're striking me as a mediocre artist.
Don't you know everybody has a price?

641
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,174
- What's yours?
- Imagine it.

642
00:57:57,376 --> 00:57:59,011
Imagine a value.

643
00:58:02,381 --> 00:58:04,016
- Now double it.
- I can't.

644
00:58:04,083 --> 00:58:08,786
Exactly. You can't, because
you don't have imagination.

645
00:58:09,855 --> 00:58:13,858
Because you make your living
playing stuff other people write.

646
00:58:14,293 --> 00:58:16,334
That's what you're good at.
That's your talent.

647
00:58:16,395 --> 00:58:19,864
Leave the imagination to the
real authors, the real artists.

648
00:58:19,932 --> 00:58:22,199
You're just a petty thief.

649
00:58:23,702 --> 00:58:25,703
And you're just a puppet.

650
00:58:26,038 --> 00:58:29,640
A genius puppet, but just a puppet.

651
00:58:29,808 --> 00:58:32,810
Every time you take that stage,
you know it too.

652
00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:35,179
You have a great gift, Tom.

653
00:58:35,647 --> 00:58:37,715
But I've got a vision.

654
00:58:39,752 --> 00:58:43,154
So do as you're told.
Play "La Cinquette".

655
00:58:44,189 --> 00:58:47,024
- And don't freeze this time.
- Go to hell.

656
00:58:47,092 --> 00:58:48,793
Excuse me?

657
00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:52,863
Why would you let me go?

658
00:58:52,898 --> 00:58:53,965
Tom...

659
00:58:54,768 --> 00:58:59,136
Don't make me upset.
You know where that leads.

660
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:22,660
I see you, you son of a bitch.

661
00:59:23,195 --> 00:59:25,162
You see what?

662
00:59:25,297 --> 00:59:26,664
Tom, what did you say?

663
00:59:28,367 --> 00:59:29,900
I said...

664
00:59:31,904 --> 00:59:33,539
I'll play it.

665
00:59:45,984 --> 00:59:48,020
Thank you so much.

666
00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:51,622
Take the front end
of the piece easy.

667
00:59:51,890 --> 00:59:55,159
Don't tire your fingers.
Save it just for the last four bars.

668
00:59:55,227 --> 00:59:56,095
And now, to cap off the evening,

669
00:59:56,096 --> 00:59:58,630
I'm going to yield the stage
to Mr. Selznick...

670
00:59:58,631 --> 00:59:59,364
Not one wrong note.

671
00:59:59,365 --> 01:00:01,567
- ...who will play...
- Now. Interrupt him.

672
01:00:01,568 --> 01:00:03,000
- ...a solo piece...
- Do it!

673
01:00:03,268 --> 01:00:05,771
- ...that Patrick Godureaux dearly loved.
- Do it now!

674
01:00:05,839 --> 01:00:08,739
- Ladies and gentlemen, "The Tempest".
- No!

675
01:00:13,745 --> 01:00:15,414
"La Cinquette".

676
01:00:17,716 --> 01:00:21,619
Excuse me.
Would you please repeat that?

677
01:00:22,321 --> 01:00:24,857
I'm playing "La Cinquette".

678
01:00:28,126 --> 01:00:30,127
The Unplayable Piece.

679
01:00:30,195 --> 01:00:33,432
- Did you know?
- I had no idea.

680
01:00:33,732 --> 01:00:36,200
played by his greatest pupil

681
01:00:36,268 --> 01:00:39,071
as a surprise change
to the program.

682
01:00:39,771 --> 01:00:44,408
Ladies and gentlemen,
history in the making.

683
01:00:45,277 --> 01:00:49,180
Tom Selznick plays "La Cinquette".

684
01:01:00,092 --> 01:01:02,560
Don't disappoint me, Tom.

685
01:01:03,829 --> 01:01:06,664
I won't disappoint my audience.

686
01:03:06,585 --> 01:03:08,852
Tom, you hear me?

687
01:03:10,622 --> 01:03:11,956
Tom?

688
01:03:14,793 --> 01:03:18,462
You're playing beautifully, Tom.
You're playing great.

689
01:03:18,697 --> 01:03:20,965
But you need to ease up, Tom.

690
01:03:24,336 --> 01:03:26,437
You hear me? Ease up.

691
01:03:26,472 --> 01:03:29,173
You're going to tire
out your fingers.

692
01:03:31,777 --> 01:03:33,844
Careful, Tom. Don't push the tempo,

693
01:03:33,945 --> 01:03:36,747
make sure you hit
those last four bars.

694
01:03:39,885 --> 01:03:43,487
Tom, if you don't ease up,
you're going to freeze it.

695
01:03:44,556 --> 01:03:46,523
You're going to burn out.

696
01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:48,994
You hear me talking to you,
you piece of shit?

697
01:03:48,995 --> 01:03:52,998
If you don't ease up, you're going to find
bits of your wife's skull in box seat five.

698
01:03:52,999 --> 01:03:55,466
Shut the fuck up!

699
01:04:56,461 --> 01:04:58,962
Tom, what did you do?

700
01:05:04,603 --> 01:05:07,004
You sniveling little piece of shit.

701
01:05:07,272 --> 01:05:11,809
You think this is some kind of a game?
I'll rip your throat out, goddamn it.

702
01:05:11,877 --> 01:05:13,778
You sniveling little piece of shit!

703
01:05:13,846 --> 01:05:15,146
Agh!

704
01:05:29,561 --> 01:05:31,895
Are you listening to me, Tom?

705
01:05:32,498 --> 01:05:35,467
You knew that was the
wrong note. You knew it!

706
01:05:35,468 --> 01:05:38,102
Yes. But the audience didn't.

707
01:05:38,270 --> 01:05:40,504
What the hell do you mean?

708
01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:44,375
They never do.

709
01:05:54,153 --> 01:05:56,353
Sit back down and play it again.

710
01:05:56,421 --> 01:05:58,589
Play the last four bars again,
play them right,

711
01:05:58,857 --> 01:06:02,594
or I swear to God, you'll be finding bits
of your wife's skull in box seat five.

712
01:06:02,595 --> 01:06:05,629
You hear me, Tom? I swear to God!

713
01:06:05,864 --> 01:06:08,434
You think about the people whose
lives you're cutting short.

714
01:06:08,435 --> 01:06:09,367
Think about your wife!

715
01:06:09,368 --> 01:06:13,205
You think about the blood on your
hands because you just lost your bet.

716
01:06:13,206 --> 01:06:14,272
Please, sit down.

717
01:06:14,273 --> 01:06:15,874
You just lost your bet, Tom!

718
01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:16,975
Except for you, Emma!

719
01:06:16,976 --> 01:06:19,176
I'm talking to you, Tom!

720
01:06:20,145 --> 01:06:21,145
Tom!

721
01:06:21,379 --> 01:06:22,647
A light for her, please!

722
01:06:22,648 --> 01:06:26,417
You think that's going to stop me?
You think I got something to lose?

723
01:06:26,851 --> 01:06:31,389
Sit back down and play it again.
Play the last four bars again.

724
01:06:31,390 --> 01:06:32,357
Play them right.

725
01:06:32,358 --> 01:06:35,926
The lovely woman you see
sitting up there is Emma.

726
01:06:36,228 --> 01:06:38,529
Emma Selznick, my wife,

727
01:06:38,597 --> 01:06:41,165
and, as I'm sure you know,
an incredibly gifted actress.

728
01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:42,699
What are you doing?

729
01:06:46,771 --> 01:06:48,872
- You know...
- I'm going to take her out now.

730
01:06:48,907 --> 01:06:50,641
- She's...
- I'm going to do it!

731
01:06:50,675 --> 01:06:53,143
- ...the only reason I'm here tonight.
- Do you hear me, Tom?

732
01:06:53,144 --> 01:06:56,613
She's the one you should thank,
not me. Please.

733
01:06:56,681 --> 01:07:00,250
If you don't do as I say right now, I'm
gonna take the bitch out point-blank.

734
01:07:00,385 --> 01:07:03,421
Are you out of your mind?
Everyone's looking at her.

735
01:07:03,422 --> 01:07:04,556
I don't give a...

736
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:08,893
The change to your programs
Mr. Reisinger mentioned...

737
01:07:08,894 --> 01:07:10,629
- I'm losing you.
- ...was not just "La Cinquette".

738
01:07:10,630 --> 01:07:11,796
What do you expect me to do?

739
01:07:11,797 --> 01:07:15,433
We also have a very special
encore planned for you tonight.

740
01:07:15,434 --> 01:07:18,169
Look, man, you have
got to get a clear head.

741
01:07:18,170 --> 01:07:20,338
Norman, will you
please join me up here?

742
01:07:20,339 --> 01:07:21,206
Are you there?

743
01:07:21,207 --> 01:07:24,875
My friend, Norman Reisinger,
ladies and gentlemen.

744
01:07:25,310 --> 01:07:29,447
You just heard him call me his
friend, right? So I have witnesses.

745
01:07:30,582 --> 01:07:32,416
Okay, what have you got in mind?

746
01:07:32,518 --> 01:07:35,720
I want some help to encore
this extraordinary venue...

747
01:07:35,721 --> 01:07:38,489
I don't know what to do!

748
01:07:38,556 --> 01:07:42,727
Please, help me accompany
Emma Selznick in performing

749
01:07:42,728 --> 01:07:46,197
a selection of her choosing, for
this incredibly generous audience.

750
01:07:46,665 --> 01:07:48,366
You've got to be kidding!

751
01:07:48,367 --> 01:07:49,100
Sing for me.

752
01:07:49,101 --> 01:07:53,837
I had nothing to do
with this hijacking, Emma.

753
01:07:56,875 --> 01:07:58,775
A standard?

754
01:07:59,844 --> 01:08:01,112
A calypso.

755
01:08:03,515 --> 01:08:06,416
No, you're right,
it's too sexy for this crowd.

756
01:08:09,754 --> 01:08:11,122
I got it.

757
01:08:13,559 --> 01:08:14,658
Is that okay?

758
01:08:16,661 --> 01:08:19,263
Right. "Motherless Child" it is.

759
01:08:19,597 --> 01:08:22,799
Ladies and gentlemen,
Emma Selznick!

760
01:08:22,934 --> 01:08:25,202
Listen to me.
I'm packing up and I'm out of here.

761
01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:26,037
The hell you are!

762
01:08:26,038 --> 01:08:30,707
Open your eyes, open your ears.
Forget about the money, it's over!

763
01:08:35,613 --> 01:08:37,253
You're not walking out on me.

764
01:08:37,315 --> 01:08:40,853
Calm down. Let's just pack
up and get out of here.

765
01:08:40,854 --> 01:08:43,421
No! I spent three years on this!

766
01:08:43,856 --> 01:08:45,790
What are you...? What?

767
01:08:45,858 --> 01:08:49,394
What? Stop! You can't!
You crazy son of a...

768
01:08:50,229 --> 01:08:51,495
No!

769
01:08:52,897 --> 01:08:54,698
Are you listening?

770
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,668
Say goodbye to your wife.

771
01:09:00,105 --> 01:09:04,174
Sometimes I feel

772
01:09:04,209 --> 01:09:07,477
like a motherless child.

773
01:09:11,015 --> 01:09:15,720
You listen now, you piece of shit!
Don't you dare fucking touch her!

774
01:09:16,454 --> 01:09:21,491
A long, long way

775
01:09:21,826 --> 01:09:23,760
from home.

776
01:09:40,845 --> 01:09:42,512
Hi, Tom.

777
01:09:58,630 --> 01:10:02,299
Sometimes I feel

778
01:10:02,534 --> 01:10:05,502
like I just can't go on.

779
01:10:05,571 --> 01:10:09,040
Sometimes I feel

780
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:13,076
like I might make it through.

781
01:10:13,344 --> 01:10:18,817
Sometimes I feel like
there's no place for us.

782
01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:26,023
Alone I pray

783
01:10:26,424 --> 01:10:32,396
to my Lord.

784
01:10:32,564 --> 01:10:37,968
Where's my home,

785
01:10:39,571 --> 01:10:43,206
my home?

786
01:11:06,798 --> 01:11:10,867
I'd rather die, I'd rather die.

787
01:11:13,004 --> 01:11:18,809
Sometimes I feel, sometimes
I feel like I just can't go on.

788
01:11:21,914 --> 01:11:25,682
Sometimes I feel like I
might make it through.

789
01:11:26,284 --> 01:11:31,455
Sometimes I feel

790
01:11:31,557 --> 01:11:36,727
like a motherless child.

791
01:11:38,029 --> 01:11:42,499
Sometimes I feel

792
01:11:43,569 --> 01:11:48,472
like a motherless child.

793
01:11:52,810 --> 01:11:56,379
A long,

794
01:11:56,648 --> 01:11:59,249
long way from home.

795
01:12:00,518 --> 01:12:05,322
A long, long way from home.

796
01:12:15,066 --> 01:12:16,801
Argh!

797
01:13:03,681 --> 01:13:06,017
Tom! Oh, my God!

798
01:13:06,018 --> 01:13:07,284
Tom!

799
01:13:24,736 --> 01:13:26,069
Tom!

800
01:13:26,404 --> 01:13:29,673
Oh, my God, sweetheart,
are you okay?

801
01:13:30,441 --> 01:13:32,209
Argh!

802
01:13:35,546 --> 01:13:37,814
I think I broke my leg.

803
01:15:10,675 --> 01:15:12,242
Emma...

804
01:15:16,981 --> 01:15:18,882
Can we please go home?

805
01:15:39,872 --> 01:15:40,904
Honey!

806
01:15:48,881 --> 01:15:51,348
I need to finish this.

806
01:15:52,305 --> 01:15:58,293
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