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(BARKING)
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(PIANO PLAYING)
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ALFALFA: (SINGING) Beautiful dreamer
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Wake unto me
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Starlight and dew drops
Are waiting for thee
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Sounds of the rude world
Heard in the day
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Lulled by the moonlight
Have all passed away
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(SINGS TUNELESSLY) Beautiful dreamer
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(GROANS)
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Queen of my song
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(SIGHS)
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List while I woo thee
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With soft melody
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-Gone are the cares of...
-(BLOWS)
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(GAGS)
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-(CHOKES)
-(STUDENTS REACT)
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Alfalfa? Are you okay?
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-Yeah, thanks, Darla.
-(GIGGLES)
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Well, thank you for
that lovely performance for Share Day.
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But I'm not finished yet.
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Yeah, you are.
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Allow me to show you how it's really done.
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All right, Waldo,
but this will be the last song today.
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Afterwards, we need to get back to work.
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(STUDENTS GROAN)
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-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-Oh.
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(SINGING) Well, she's all you'd ever want
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She's the kind they'd like to flaunt
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And take to dinner
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But she always knows her place
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She's got style, she's got grace
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She's a winner
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(SCOFFS)
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She's a lady
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
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She's a lady
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Talkin' about that little lady
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And the lady is mine
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Well, she's never in the way
Always something nice to say
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What a blessing
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Well, to leave her on her own
Knowing she's okay alone
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And there's no messing
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Psst, psst.
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(BLOWING)
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(BARKING)
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(BARKING)
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-Huh? What? Hurry, it's the signal.
-Come on.
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She's a lady
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Whoa, whoa, whoa
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She's a lady
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Talkin' about that little lady
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-And the...
-(MUSIC STOPS)
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-Thank you so much, Waldo.
-But...
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-Please, take a seat, that was...
-Wait, but I'm...
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Nope, take a seat. Thank you very much.
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-That was, uh...
-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
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Unique. That was very unique.
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Hold your horses, I'm coming.
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Oh. Hello.
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And what can I do for you two?
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Stymie has to come home.
Our daddy broke two of his legs.
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Two of his legs? Oh, my.
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Mary Ann has to come, too.
Her mama's havin' a baby.
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A baby? Since when?
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BUCKWHEAT: Since this morning.
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She found out about it
and now she's having it.
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And my mama says Spanky and Alfalfa have
to come home right away.
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Right away? Why?
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It's important business.
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Oh. What's the important business?
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Beats me. That's what Spanky told me to say.
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Right, Spank?
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(STUDENTS LAUGH)
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Spanky, Alfalfa, Stymie,
Mary Ann, get up here right away.
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KID 1: They're in trouble.
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Something important has come up
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and you all need to go home right away.
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Well, Miss Crabtree, it's been a real great year.
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Yeah, have a good summer, Miss Crabtree.
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See ya next year.
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Don't take any wooden nickels.
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Ah.
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Beep, beep.
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Miss Crabtree, I've got your ice cream cake.
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-Oh, yes, bring it right in.
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(STUDENTS EXCLAIM IN AWE)
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All right, boys and girls,
I have a little surprise.
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We're not gonna do any more work today.
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Instead, we're gonna have
an end-of-the-year party
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with a great big ice cream cake.
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(STUDENTS CHEERING)
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You know, Miss Crabtree,
I think our folks can wait a little while.
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Yeah! My mom's had babies before.
I'm sure she knows what to do.
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My daddy isn't goin' anywhere. He can't.
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His legs are broke.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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You can't keep
your families waiting just for a party.
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Now run along now
and I will see you next fall.
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(STUDENTS PROTESTING)
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-No, please.
-Run along. See you next fall.
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-She had them before.
-Oh.
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You kids don't know what you're missing.
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Who wants cake?
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ALL: Me!
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Oh, man. Did you see that cake?
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Not just a cake, an ice cream cake.
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Yeah, ice cream and cake.
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The two best
things in the world all mixed together.
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Too many calories, men.
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And you all
could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.
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Mmm.
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Man, that cake was good.
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You said it, pal.
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No time to dwell on the past, men.
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Summer vacation has officially begun.
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No school, no homework, no getting up early.
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-We're free. Come on, time's a-wastin'.
-All right!
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-(BARKING)
-BUCKWHEAT: Whoo-hoo!
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Hi!
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-SPANKY: Hiya, Pops!
-Hi there. Hi.
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SPANKY: Yay!
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Oh!
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-Kids! (SCOFFS) Watch where you're going.
-STYMIE: Sorry.
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-Sorry, Officer Kennedy.
-Wait a minute.
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Aren't you kids supposed to be in school?
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We got time off for good behavior.
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That would be a first.
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So who are the flowers for? Miss Crabtree?
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ALL: Yeah!
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They were.
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When are you finally gonna work up
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the nerve to ask her to marry you?
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I will, I will.
When school's out and the time's right,
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I'll be ready.
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I got the ring. Finally paid it off.
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-ALL: Ooh!
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Look, don't touch. You understand?
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Isn't there supposed to be a diamond on it?
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Oh, there it is.
It looks real nice when you can see it.
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-Well, good luck, Officer Kennedy.
-Thank you.
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Try not to blow it. Come on, guys.
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(CHEERING)
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SPANKY: To the bakery!
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Hiya, Grandma.
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Oh, hi, kids. Oh, hi!
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ALL: Hi, Grandma.
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Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, so, isn't there still
one more day left at school?
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They never do
anything important on the last day.
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Except eat ice cream cake.
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Okay. I don't suppose
I could interest you in cinnamon muffins.
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Yeah!
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GRANDMA: Here we go.
STYMIE: Me, Grandma!
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I caught it!
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Thanks, Grandma. You are the best.
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ALL: Yeah! Thanks, Grandma!
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-(BARKING)
-I didn't forget you.
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Come on, gang. To the tree house!
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(CHEERING)
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STYMIE: See you later, Grandma.
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-After you, Petey.
-(ALFALFA LAUGHS)
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SPANKY: Home, sweet home.
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ALFALFA: Mmm-hmm.
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SPANKY: Petey, do your stuff.
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(WHINES)
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(KIDS CHEERING)
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Whoa! No! No, no, no!
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Kids.
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Are they gone, Miss Crabtree?
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Oh, they are indeed, Officer Kennedy.
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And now that they are,
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I think that we
can call each other by our first names,
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Ed.
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-Of course, June.
-(CHUCKLES)
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What are those?
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Oh. Uh...
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They were flowers,
till your kids got a hold of them.
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Thank you.
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It's the thought that counts.
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(SNIFFS) Mmm.
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I was thinking,
maybe you and I could have lunch
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at this very special place
that I happen to know of?
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A date with my man. Why, I'd love to.
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Oh.
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ALFALFA: (WARMING UP VOICE)
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me.
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Me.
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Ready, gang?
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-Yeah!
-Ready!
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Ready, indeed.
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Hi, ladies and gentlemen.
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Tonight, we're going to perform an oldie,
but a goodie
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called I Got You, Babe.
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My name is Spanky and we are
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the International Silver String
Submarine Band.
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Huh?
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PORKY: The what?
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That's our band name? Since when?
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Since I just thought it up a second ago.
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Makes us sound important.
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-Okay.
-I agree.
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Okay, I like it.
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And a one and a two and a three.
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(BARKING)
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(ALL PLAYING TUNELESSLY)
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Hello, Mrs. Larson.
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Hi.
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You're early today. Here you go.
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On the house, as usual.
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-What is that noise?
-That's the kids' band.
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Oh...
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Well, tell them to keep practicing.
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(LAUGHING)
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Oh, and you got
a certified letter here from the bank.
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Oh.
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Sign here.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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Thank you!
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You're welcome.
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They'll get better.
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I hope so.
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh. Oh.
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Hold it. Hold it. Why'd you stop?
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We were just
getting to the best part, where I sing.
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We're supposed to be playing,
I Got You, Babe.
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It sounds more like, I Got a Headache, Babe.
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What's wrong with everybody?
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We're doing the best we can, Spank.
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You know, he's right.
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Our music lacks a certain je ne sais quoi.
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Like what?
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Like a girl singer.
That would complete our sound.
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And I know the perfect girl.
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Let me guess, Darla.
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SPANKY: Not again.
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-Great minds think alike.
-(SPANKY GROANS)
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You've heard her sing in class before.
She's really good.
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No girls allowed in the gang.
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But Mary Ann's in the gang. And she's a girl.
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I meant a real girl.
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I am a real girl.
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Okay. Okay. You're a real girl.
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Kids? Kids.
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What is it, Grandma?
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Would you all watch the bakery for me?
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Something urgent came up
and I've gotta go to the bank.
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-What's wrong, Grandma?
-Everything's fine.
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You just watch the shop and I'll be back soon.
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Don't worry, Grandma.
I got everything under control.
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No problem.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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-SPANKY: Hi!
-Yes, ma'am. How may we help you?
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Is there somebody else
working here today who's a little older?
259
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,092
Don't be fooled. We're older than we look.
260
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,760
Why, I'm nearly nine.
261
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:07,347
-And our combined ages equal over 45.
-Mmm-hmm.
262
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:13,186
And if you count, Petey, it's 103 in dog years.
263
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,856
So, what can me
and my staff do you for today?
264
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,568
I need a large birthday cake by 5:00.
265
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,781
Don't worry. Our expert
bakers can have it ready for you in time.
266
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,701
-What kind of cake do you want?
-Red velvet.
267
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,077
(GASPS)
268
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,289
-You want a cake made out of velvet?
-Yuck!
269
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,458
Yes, red velvet.
270
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,462
Okey-dokey. It'll be ready by 5:00.
271
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,215
-5:00 sharp.
-Okay. Thanks!
272
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,552
5:00? But Grandma won't be back in time.
273
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:48,096
That's why we're going to make it ourselves.
274
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:51,266
But what do you know about making cakes?
275
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:55,145
How hard can it be?
I've been eating 'em my whole life.
276
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,983
First off, a little vanilla.
277
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,279
And flour.
278
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,613
(CHUCKLES)
279
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,325
Don't forget the sugar.
280
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,662
More. More. Just a little more.
281
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:15,582
(CHUCKLES)
282
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,958
Perfect.
283
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,627
Isn't this gonna be a little too sweet?
284
00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:23,465
No such thing as
too sweet when you're talking about cakes.
285
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,008
Don't forget the eggs.
286
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:29,346
Had to go out to
the garage to find it, but I got the oil.
287
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,515
Hey. As long as it says oil, it'll do the trick.
288
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,812
(WHINES)
289
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,314
STYMIE: What's that?
SPANKY: Yeast.
290
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,024
It's something my mom always puts in cakes.
291
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,193
It makes the cake grow big.
292
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,862
Well, this woman wanted a big cake.
So let's put it all in.
293
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,198
MARY ANN: Got the main ingredient.
294
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:59,709
Our red velvet cakes
are made with 100% pure red velvet.
295
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,378
And how!
296
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,504
(BARKS)
297
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,301
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
298
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,678
Mmm.
299
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:14,140
I sure could go
for one of those delicious-looking cupcakes.
300
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,559
But Spanky says
we can't eat the merchandise.
301
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,894
We're not gonna eat them,
302
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,980
we're just gonna
test them out to make sure they're still good.
303
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,861
Well, this one's good.
304
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,405
This one, too.
305
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:29,823
Better test the rest.
306
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,533
Good idea.
307
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,252
This is gonna be some cake.
308
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,920
ALL: Yeah.
309
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,095
BANK OFFICER: Well,
I've reviewed your paperwork, Mrs. Larson,
310
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,888
and I'm very sorry,
311
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:58,226
but you owe this bank $10,000,
and it is past due.
312
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:02,272
You must pay it back
or we will be forced to take away your bakery.
313
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:06,901
Oh. Would you like to
try one of my chocolate chip cookies?
314
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,528
Ooh.
315
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,448
No. No, I'm trying to watch my calories.
316
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,409
Now, about the loan.
317
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,911
Well, I don't think one would hurt.
318
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,788
I mean, they're from my bakery,
319
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,292
and you would just be doing due diligence.
320
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,927
I'm sorry about not paying back the money,
321
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,805
but if you could
just give me a little bit more time.
322
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,891
Mmm...
323
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,768
Oh, my gosh.
324
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,270
That's the best
chocolate chip cookie I've ever had.
325
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:44,981
It's got just the right crunchy to chewy ratio.
326
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,233
Ooh, I'm so glad you like them.
327
00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,443
This isn't a cookie.
328
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,653
It's nirvana.
329
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,155
It's bliss.
330
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,656
It's a warm puppy.
331
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,826
-(GIGGLES)
-It's sleeping late on a summer morning,
332
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,996
or walking barefoot on the beach at sunset.
333
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,749
If this cookie were a woman,
I would ask it to marry me.
334
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,001
You see? With a cookie like this,
335
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,295
business is just bound to pick up.
336
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:11,633
And I'm sure I could
pay back the $10,000 in two months.
337
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,969
-Would you like another one?
-Yes. What? No.
338
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,847
Look, I'm sorry, Mrs. Larson,
but you've already had three extensions.
339
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,182
My hands are tied.
340
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:22,686
You simply must
pay back the $10,000 by the end of the month.
341
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,938
But that's only two weeks away.
342
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,315
-Maybe it's time you retired.
-Oh.
343
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,525
Yes, sell the bakery.
344
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,026
Do what makes you happy.
345
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,530
I'm happiest when I'm baking.
346
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,532
Well...
347
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,498
Do you mind?
348
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,334
They're just so good.
349
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:54,050
(BELCHES)
350
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,344
Our work here is done.
351
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,263
What shall we have for dessert?
352
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,223
Hmm? More!
353
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,058
(BOTH BELCHING)
354
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:05,186
I can't wait to
see the expression on Grandma's face
355
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:08,189
when she sees
how we made a cake on our own.
356
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,274
(RUMBLING)
357
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,449
I don't like the sound of that.
358
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:18,742
Me neither.
359
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,080
Is it supposed to be doing that?
360
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,584
(RUMBLING)
361
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,130
What was that?
362
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,758
Sounds like a moose trying to sing.
363
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,593
Maybe it's Alfalfa.
364
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,137
Come on, let's go check it out.
365
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,599
Take cover!
366
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,440
(WHIMPERS)
367
00:19:58,823 --> 00:19:59,908
(GASPING)
368
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,460
(WHIMPERING)
369
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,133
Kids?
370
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:20,679
I think we used a teeny bit too much yeast!
371
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,430
You think?
372
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:23,682
STYMIE: What do we do?
373
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,476
Don't worry. I'll just take some air out of it.
374
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:28,812
-STYMIE: Uh-oh.
-(WHINES)
375
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,481
-Kids?
-(EXPLOSION)
376
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,402
Oh. Are you all right?
377
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:36,945
(UTENSIL CLATTERING)
378
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,489
Oh, my goodness.
379
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,324
What happened?
380
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,162
-(WHINES)
-(DINGS)
381
00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:48,832
Guess that means the cake's ready.
382
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,550
What a mess you are.
383
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,678
-It was a delicious mess.
-Oh, good.
384
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:05,056
-What's Waldo doing here?
-Where?
385
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,392
(GROANS)
386
00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:12,397
Oh.
387
00:21:12,856 --> 00:21:15,358
Oh, this is sweet.
388
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:16,818
Oh.
389
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,403
Mrs. Larson?
390
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,489
Ray Kaye, but my friends call me Big Ray,
391
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,033
because I think big.
392
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,035
Well, what can I do for you, Mr. Kaye?
393
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,663
No, no, no. It's what can I do for you.
394
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:31,666
I understand that your property here,
its loan is coming due.
395
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,210
And I'm here to offer you
a business proposition.
396
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,047
And I'm consulting on the deal.
397
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,423
He's so cute.
398
00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:43,887
I'm gonna offer you
$100,000 here and now if you sell it to me.
399
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:45,764
RASCALS: $100,000!
400
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,766
That's a lot of money.
401
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:51,269
Now, that's a...
That's a lot of cute little people.
402
00:21:51,394 --> 00:21:53,021
You wanna buy my bakery?
403
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:54,731
Yes, I do.
404
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,733
-Why?
-Progress.
405
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,402
Look, here is your bakery right now.
406
00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:01,946
And as you can see, it's old, it's rundown,
407
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,741
it's desperately in need of a face-lift.
And here's my plan.
408
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:08,411
We're gonna tear it all down
and then in its place, this.
409
00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,790
Say, what happened to Grandma's bakery?
410
00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:13,375
RASCALS: Yeah!
411
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,752
Who's that? It's you again. Little short stack.
412
00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:19,255
I'll tell you what happened.
Mixed-use development.
413
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:23,093
Retail stores, office space, luxury apartments.
All very modern.
414
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,386
A mall?
415
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,471
Oh, no, no, no.
416
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:29,933
Not a mall. A Big Ray's Malltopia.
417
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,102
All glass and steel.
It's gonna kick this sleepy city
418
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,770
right in the 21st century.
419
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,439
What, you're just gonna tear down my bakery?
420
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,274
No, no, no, no, no.
421
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,945
No, I wanna offer you a very fair price,
422
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,488
then tear it down.
423
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,948
WALDO: What about the tree house, Dad?
424
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,282
No, don't worry about the tree house, Waldo.
425
00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,742
We'll uproot the tree and the tree house,
426
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,078
and we'll have it moved
right into our backyard.
427
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,663
That's our tree house.
428
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,581
RASCALS: Yeah!
429
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,917
Not after my dad buys it.
430
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:57,961
Then it will be my tree house.
431
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,671
Members only.
432
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,800
And none of you will be members.
433
00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:05,427
(CHUCKLES) Isn't he cute?
434
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:09,973
I'm sorry, Mr. Kaye,
but I can't imagine closing this place. No.
435
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:13,268
See, my grandparents started this business.
436
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,646
Oh, well, you can sell it to me,
or lose it to the bank in two weeks.
437
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,982
Unless, of course, I don't know,
438
00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:21,276
you got $10,000 lying around. No.
439
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,820
Look, you're gonna get a much better deal
440
00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,613
from me than you will from the bank.
441
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,782
Well, I have two weeks to raise the money.
442
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,993
Until then, I won't sell.
443
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,787
Well, I'm just trying to be the good guy here.
444
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,999
All right. Have it your way.
445
00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:38,376
Two weeks. Bye-bye.
446
00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:44,841
Grandma, you owe the bank $10,000?
447
00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,009
Yes.
448
00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:48,470
I know.
449
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,804
When we win the talent show, Grandma,
450
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,182
we'll just give you the $10,000.
451
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:53,391
(CHUCKLES) Oh.
452
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:55,852
ALFALFA: Yeah. That's first prize.
453
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,813
Did you hear
what we sounded like this afternoon?
454
00:23:58,855 --> 00:23:59,981
We were terrible.
455
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,232
Speak for yourself.
456
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:02,859
She's right.
457
00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,528
We'll never win the talent show.
458
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,489
Sorry, Grandma.
459
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,157
GRANDMA: That's okay, kids.
460
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:13,870
Please excuse me,
but I think I'm gonna clean up the kitchen
461
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,790
while I still have a kitchen to clean.
462
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,048
What are we gonna do?
463
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,384
Not only will Grandma lose her bakery,
464
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,053
but we're gonna lose our tree house to Waldo.
465
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,179
SPANKY: Hold on.
466
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,893
I have a great idea
467
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:41,815
and I'm gonna give it to you in one word.
468
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,733
Jobs.
469
00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,499
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
470
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:07,841
(BARKING)
471
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,393
MARY ANN: Hey, guys.
472
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,188
OFFICER KENNEDY: Thank you!
473
00:25:22,939 --> 00:25:25,025
Oh, come on!
474
00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,796
Mr. Kaye!
475
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,716
Here they are, gentlemen.
476
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,134
Your new caddies.
477
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,303
Is this some kind of a joke?
478
00:25:53,386 --> 00:25:55,472
I'm sorry,
but three of my caddies called in sick.
479
00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,223
They're all I've got right now.
480
00:25:58,475 --> 00:26:00,977
Haven't I seen you
two guys somewhere before?
481
00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:04,397
Where would you have seen us before?
482
00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:06,649
Yeah, we travel in different social circles.
483
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,985
I don't know. They're awful short.
484
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,280
Hey, as long as they can carry a bag,
what difference does it make?
485
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:15,575
Okay, let's go. We're late.
Come on, grab the bags.
486
00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,120
Now you two do exactly what Mr. Kaye says
487
00:26:19,162 --> 00:26:21,623
or you're out of a job. Understand?
488
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,124
BOTH: Yes, sir.
489
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,503
Oh, Edgar, how did you
manage having lunch here?
490
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,254
You're not even a member of this club.
491
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:30,674
Let's just say
I have a few friends in high places.
492
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,841
Oh, you mean the Chief?
493
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,677
Yep, that's one.
494
00:26:33,802 --> 00:26:35,512
Ooh, fancy.
495
00:26:35,929 --> 00:26:37,013
(PANTING)
496
00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:41,184
Man, this working
for a living sure is a lot of work.
497
00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:44,437
Yeah, I think
I'm more cut out for executive work.
498
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,523
You know, with a corner office.
499
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:47,691
You said it, pal.
500
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,362
Oh, Ed, this is lovely.
501
00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,531
Well, it is a special occasion.
502
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,533
After all, we've been dating for
503
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,494
one year, five months, three
weeks, four days and nine hours.
504
00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,329
But who's counting.
(CHUCKLES)
505
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:05,875
Well, every minute of it has been wonderful.
506
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,044
It has, hasn't it?
507
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,296
(SPANKY AND ALFALFA GIGGLING)
508
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:13,008
SPANKY: Who does he think he is, a pro?
509
00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:14,634
ALFALFA: I don't know, but he sure is lame.
510
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,678
It's gonna go...
(WHISTLES)
511
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,639
-That's exactly what it's gonna do.
-Yeah. Yeah.
512
00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:21,516
-I'm sorry, it's not gonna work.
-Lame.
513
00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:22,892
Maybe you'd like to share with us
514
00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,644
some of your golfing expertise.
515
00:27:25,186 --> 00:27:28,857
With pleasure. Watch and learn.
516
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:31,568
Oh, good. I can't wait.
517
00:27:31,651 --> 00:27:33,987
Show him how it's done, Spank.
518
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,330
Hmm.
519
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:48,335
Hmm. Mmm!
520
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,086
-Ooh.
-Mmm.
521
00:27:51,546 --> 00:27:52,672
You're not getting any taller.
522
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,884
Simmer down, hot sauce.
523
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,929
June, there's something
that I've been wanting to ask you.
524
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:01,097
Yes, Edgar?
525
00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:06,102
SPANKY: Fore!
526
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:07,604
June, will you...
(GROANING)
527
00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:15,403
Ed, are you hurt?
528
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:16,571
What in the world is going on here?
529
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:20,116
I got hit by a golf ball.
530
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:24,120
It came from over there.
531
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,455
(GROANS)
532
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,956
(OFFICER KENNEDY GROWLS)
533
00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:29,084
Kids.
534
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,377
Those kids!
535
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:32,295
Quick, Spank. Ditch the evidence.
536
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:35,632
Oh.
537
00:28:38,927 --> 00:28:40,136
(GROANS)
538
00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,555
Fore.
539
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,644
And stay out. You're fired!
540
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:48,812
Ugh!
541
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:54,651
MARY ANN: What are we going to do now?
542
00:28:54,776 --> 00:28:57,278
Yeah, we all got fired from our jobs.
543
00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:01,241
Alfalfa and me didn't get fired, we resigned.
544
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:04,285
-Working conditions were terrible.
-Mmm-hmm.
545
00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:08,832
Okay, but how are we
gonna raise enough money to help Grandma?
546
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:13,670
Nobody ever got rich
working for somebody else, right?
547
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,005
Right.
548
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:18,425
So we're going to start our own business.
549
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,344
-Our own business? What kind of business?
-Hmm.
550
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:23,888
Let me think.
551
00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:26,182
(GROWLING)
552
00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:28,560
What's up, Petey?
553
00:29:28,852 --> 00:29:29,894
(BARKING)
554
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:33,398
Petey just gave me an idea.
555
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:37,861
GIRL 1: Thank you.
SPANKY: Thanks.
556
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,113
DARLA: Hi, Alfalfa.
557
00:29:40,196 --> 00:29:41,281
Hi, Darla.
558
00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:45,785
Five whole dollars? I'm not sure.
559
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:47,871
That seems like an awful lot of money.
560
00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:51,416
What exactly do you
get for five whole dollars?
561
00:29:51,499 --> 00:29:55,003
The question really is, what don't you get?
562
00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:59,758
Here at Komplete Pet Kare,
our expert staff will provide your pet
563
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,886
with the finest services
known to man or beast.
564
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:06,014
For the price of just $5,
565
00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:09,768
our deluxe spa package
includes pet walking and washing.
566
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:11,603
But wait, there's more.
567
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:15,398
Your pet will also be
groomed by our patented Groom-O-Lator.
568
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,860
Well, that does seem very nice,
569
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:22,113
but Princess Flufferina
means the world to me.
570
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:25,700
And I've never left her
with anyone else before.
571
00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,119
She's my prized pet.
572
00:30:28,203 --> 00:30:31,122
You have nothing to worry about, Darla.
She's in good hands.
573
00:30:31,206 --> 00:30:34,209
In fact, people call me the Cat Whisperer.
574
00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,503
Hi there, kitty.
575
00:30:37,003 --> 00:30:38,380
-(HISSES)
-(GASPS)
576
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:42,217
Spanky here will escort
Princess Flufferina to the spa.
577
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,010
Bye, Alfalfa.
578
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:45,637
Bye.
579
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:49,516
Come on, Romeo, time to make some moolah.
580
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,227
How's the grooming going, Mary Ann?
581
00:30:52,310 --> 00:30:53,603
-Yeah?
-Pretty good.
582
00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:57,524
It took a while
because he kept trying to hide in his shell,
583
00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,526
but look at that smile now.
584
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:00,944
Show them, Cecil.
585
00:31:02,612 --> 00:31:03,780
How are the fish comin'?
586
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,949
They're on the rinse cycle.
587
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:09,411
But I need both your help
bathing and grooming the other animals.
588
00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:13,164
-Alfalfa, fire up the Groom-O-Lator.
-Why can't you fire it up?
589
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:16,710
-'Cause I'm the leader. I'm supervising.
-(SIGHS)
590
00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:22,132
Ready, Petey? Here we go.
591
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:39,441
Here you go.
592
00:31:41,109 --> 00:31:43,361
SPANKY: First stop, the rinse station.
593
00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:48,116
Next stop, the soap-down station.
594
00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:55,832
Then onto the rub-a-dub-dub scrub station.
595
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:04,341
After that, the dry-o-matic station.
596
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:09,512
And finally, a little perfume
to make them smell sweet.
597
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:14,184
Fresh and clean.
598
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:20,065
If this isn't a license to print money,
I don't know what is.
599
00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:22,025
I gotta say, I had my doubts at first,
600
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,777
but when you're right, you're right.
601
00:32:25,070 --> 00:32:27,655
MARY ANN: Hey, Spanky, when you're done
signing autographs,
602
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,574
we need more soap.
603
00:32:29,657 --> 00:32:30,825
Okay, okay.
604
00:32:31,201 --> 00:32:34,829
The way I figure it, if we can see 50 pets a day,
605
00:32:34,913 --> 00:32:38,333
we'll have Grandma's money in no time flat.
606
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,210
Here's another one.
607
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:42,003
(BIRD SCREECHES)
608
00:32:42,087 --> 00:32:45,548
-Ready for grooming.
-Ready for grooming.
609
00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,426
Okay, guys, load up the other pets.
610
00:32:48,510 --> 00:32:50,929
-We've got a lot of animals to groom.
-Gotcha.
611
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:55,350
(BUBBLING)
612
00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:04,442
Oh, Ed, this is lovely.
613
00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:07,445
I can't believe that you put this whole
thing together on your lunch break.
614
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:10,657
Well, our last date didn't go so well,
615
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:14,035
and there was something I wanted
to ask you before we got
616
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:15,662
interrupted.
617
00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:17,872
Ask me anything, Officer Kennedy.
618
00:33:18,707 --> 00:33:19,749
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
619
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,293
PORKY: Let's go to the park, little doggies.
620
00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:23,670
Giddy up.
621
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:25,463
Whoa.
622
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,756
Whoa, whoa! Slow down!
623
00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:29,175
Well, Miss Crabtree.
624
00:33:30,343 --> 00:33:33,263
I mean, June...
625
00:33:33,346 --> 00:33:34,973
PORKY: Officer Kennedy.
MISS CRABTREE: Oh.
626
00:33:35,098 --> 00:33:37,350
-Hi, Miss Crabtree!
-Hi, Officer Kennedy!
627
00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:38,810
PORKY: Are you guys having a picnic?
628
00:33:38,893 --> 00:33:40,186
-BUCKWHEAT: Yeah, a picnic.
-(GRUNTS)
629
00:33:42,939 --> 00:33:45,066
Here you go, little guy.
630
00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:55,035
Hold still!
631
00:34:01,916 --> 00:34:03,251
(SQUEALING)
632
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:08,757
(CAT HISSING)
633
00:34:09,299 --> 00:34:13,178
Spanky, maybe
you should handle Princess Flufferina?
634
00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:16,264
-(GROANS)
-It's just a cat, not a mountain lion.
635
00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:20,101
All I know is, when Darla sees
how well I took care of her cat,
636
00:34:20,185 --> 00:34:22,729
she's gonna find me irresponsible.
637
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:26,191
Don't you mean irresistible?
638
00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,360
(SQUAWKS) Irresistible. Irresistible.
639
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:30,528
Yeah, that, too.
640
00:34:30,612 --> 00:34:31,696
(MEOWS)
641
00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:39,329
Oh, no. Guys, look.
642
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:45,251
-(GASPING)
-The machine is turning them all green.
643
00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:50,173
Remarkable.
644
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,050
What did you do, Mary Ann?
645
00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:54,094
What do you mean, "What did I do?"
646
00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:56,513
You're the one that put the soap in.
647
00:34:56,888 --> 00:34:59,849
-(GASPS)
-Look! It's green dye.
648
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:01,935
You distracted me, Mary Ann.
649
00:35:02,727 --> 00:35:04,187
Oh, no. Darla's cat!
650
00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,355
(BUBBLING)
651
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:09,192
Wait, come back! Watch out!
652
00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:12,612
Hurry! Make it stop.
653
00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,532
(MEOWS)
654
00:35:18,868 --> 00:35:19,911
(MEOWING)
655
00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:23,540
Mmm. That chocolate sure looks good.
656
00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:25,291
-Oh, would you like one?
-Yeah!
657
00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,085
No, no, no, no.
Those chocolates are expensive.
658
00:35:27,377 --> 00:35:29,129
Oh, there's plenty here.
659
00:35:29,212 --> 00:35:31,715
Here, take some.
Now, are these all your dogs?
660
00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:34,551
Nah, we're just
walking 'em to make money for Grandma.
661
00:35:34,592 --> 00:35:38,304
Aw, that is so nice. Isn't that nice, Edgar?
662
00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:39,472
Uh, yeah, that's lovely.
663
00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:41,057
Now I'm sure you have
a lot of other dogs to walk,
664
00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:42,726
-so take chocolates to go. Okay?
-Oh.
665
00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,439
(BARKING)
666
00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:49,983
Oh. Oh...
(GRUNTS)
667
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:51,151
Ooh!
668
00:35:51,234 --> 00:35:54,446
No, sit! Stop, stop. No! Sit, doggie.
669
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:57,615
No. Mush. No! No, no mush!
No, come on, sit, stop.
670
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,242
No. No.
671
00:36:00,452 --> 00:36:01,494
(GRUNTS)
672
00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,496
-(GASPS)
-(GROANS)
673
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,916
Good thing that lamppost was there
to stop him.
674
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,001
Mmm-hmm.
675
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:09,294
(WINCES)
676
00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:10,920
Kids.
677
00:36:12,797 --> 00:36:15,342
Come back. If you don't like green,
678
00:36:15,425 --> 00:36:18,428
we can make them any other color you want.
679
00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:22,349
Alfalfa, what happened to you?
680
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:25,143
Oh, just been working hard.
681
00:36:25,268 --> 00:36:28,355
I'm here to pick up Princess Flufferina.
Is she ready?
682
00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:30,273
(HESITATING)
683
00:36:30,315 --> 00:36:31,775
Sure.
684
00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:35,195
And wait until you see her exciting new look.
685
00:36:35,612 --> 00:36:36,780
What new look?
686
00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:41,951
Here you go. One Princess Flufferoni.
687
00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,453
(CAT MEOWS)
688
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:44,829
(SCREAMING)
689
00:36:47,123 --> 00:36:48,166
(SIGHS)
690
00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,959
Darla hates me now.
691
00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,504
At least we made a little money for Grandma,
692
00:36:52,712 --> 00:36:54,714
thanks to my great idea.
693
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:57,133
No, we actually lost money.
694
00:36:57,217 --> 00:36:59,969
Yeah, all the pet owners
wanted their money back.
695
00:37:00,053 --> 00:37:02,639
Did I mention Darla hates me now?
696
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:06,017
Don't worry, I'll think of something else.
697
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:08,478
-What?
-Yeah, what?
698
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,021
I'm thinking.
699
00:37:10,522 --> 00:37:13,024
-Anything yet?
-No.
700
00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:15,151
Now? How about now? Anything yet?
701
00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:17,696
Not yet.
702
00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:19,489
Now? How about now?
703
00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:22,826
Don't rush me. Genius takes time.
704
00:37:24,035 --> 00:37:27,664
ALL: Grandma!
GRANDMA: Hi, kids, I got some good news.
705
00:37:27,706 --> 00:37:33,503
I sold off some old stock,
and I was able to raise $5,000.
706
00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:36,548
-(ALL GASP)
-That's great, Grandma.
707
00:37:36,631 --> 00:37:38,216
You're almost halfway there.
708
00:37:38,341 --> 00:37:42,220
And if I can drum up enough business,
I think I can get the rest.
709
00:37:42,345 --> 00:37:45,015
But I need your help.
710
00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,683
Sure, Grandma, no problem.
711
00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:51,354
Would you mind
handing out these flyers all over town?
712
00:37:52,397 --> 00:37:53,523
Sure. You bet!
713
00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,108
-Yay!
-(ALL CHEERING)
714
00:37:56,526 --> 00:37:57,527
(HORN HONKING)
715
00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:02,365
(SPANKY GROANS)
716
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,039
Guys?
717
00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:12,042
What are they doing here?
718
00:38:15,295 --> 00:38:17,756
Hey. What do you think you're doing?
719
00:38:18,423 --> 00:38:21,134
Which color do you
think would look better for the tree house?
720
00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:24,220
Caribbean green or Georgia peach?
721
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:25,930
It's fine just the way it is.
722
00:38:26,056 --> 00:38:28,558
Desiree doesn't think so. Do you, Desiree?
723
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:29,976
Desiree?
724
00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,562
My decorator.
725
00:38:32,812 --> 00:38:34,939
This dump is gonna need a total makeover
726
00:38:35,065 --> 00:38:37,442
when my father moves it to our back yard.
727
00:38:37,942 --> 00:38:40,403
So, how do you even get in here?
728
00:38:40,612 --> 00:38:42,655
I wouldn't do that.
729
00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:44,616
The burglar alarm is set.
730
00:38:44,741 --> 00:38:47,619
A burglar alarm? On this dump?
731
00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:49,287
Get real.
732
00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:53,958
(LAUGHING)
733
00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:56,336
I told you.
734
00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,171
Yeah, he told you.
735
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:00,757
PORKY: That's hilarious.
736
00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:11,101
I really don't like him.
737
00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:12,811
Me neither.
738
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,813
Me three-ther.
739
00:39:15,855 --> 00:39:19,609
No time to waste, men.
We're gonna distribute these flyers.
740
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:22,779
And then I'm gonna come up
with another great plan
741
00:39:22,862 --> 00:39:25,949
to make money for Grandma.
Now, let's go. Come on!
742
00:39:26,032 --> 00:39:27,617
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
743
00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:03,570
I call on you, my friend
A helping hand you lend
744
00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:05,989
In my time of need
745
00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:07,991
Whenever I'm down
746
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,495
I call on you, my friend
I call on you, my friend
747
00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:14,664
I call on you, my friend
748
00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:17,292
Whenever I'm down
749
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:21,629
I call on you, my friend
A helping hand you lend
750
00:40:21,671 --> 00:40:23,673
In my time of need
751
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:25,675
Whenever I'm down
752
00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:30,347
I call on you, my friend
I call on you, my friend
753
00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,684
Whenever I'm down
754
00:40:35,352 --> 00:40:37,312
And all that's going on
755
00:40:37,354 --> 00:40:39,189
Is really going on
756
00:40:39,314 --> 00:40:41,691
Just one of those days in joy
757
00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:45,904
You say the right things
To keep me moving on
758
00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:49,157
To keep my going strong
Going strong, going strong
759
00:40:49,199 --> 00:40:50,533
Hey, Alfalfa!
760
00:40:50,658 --> 00:40:51,910
Hi, Darla!
761
00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:54,579
(SCREAMING)
762
00:40:55,705 --> 00:40:56,873
(CAT SCREECHING)
763
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,710
-(ALFALFA GROANS)
-(GASPS)
764
00:41:01,086 --> 00:41:02,879
Are you all right?
765
00:41:03,213 --> 00:41:06,257
I've died and gone to heaven.
766
00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:10,011
Actually, this is Maple Street.
767
00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:11,096
Let me help you up.
768
00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:16,601
You have a nice voice.
769
00:41:17,018 --> 00:41:18,895
Thanks. You have a nice voice, too.
770
00:41:19,062 --> 00:41:21,106
Why, thank you, Alfalfa.
771
00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:25,360
I'm really sorry about your cat.
I hope you're not still mad.
772
00:41:25,610 --> 00:41:26,695
It's all right.
773
00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:30,532
When my friends saw
Princess Flufferina, they got jealous.
774
00:41:30,573 --> 00:41:34,119
So now they all want green cats, too.
775
00:41:34,244 --> 00:41:36,287
Hey, are you going to the library?
776
00:41:36,579 --> 00:41:40,375
Yeah. I love books about cats. See?
777
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:43,545
Cats and You, Illustrated History of Cats,
778
00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:46,423
Heroic Cats, Great Cats of the Civil War.
779
00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:50,427
Can I give you
a ride to the library on my bike?
780
00:41:51,094 --> 00:41:53,430
Yeah. That would be very nice of you.
781
00:41:55,098 --> 00:41:57,308
Hey, the gang and I, we have a band,
782
00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,937
the International
Silver String Submarine Band.
783
00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:03,106
-I.S.S.S.B. for short.
-Oh.
784
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:06,151
And I was wondering
if you'd like to sing with us
785
00:42:06,276 --> 00:42:07,819
in the talent show next week.
786
00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:11,281
I'd love to, Alfalfa,
787
00:42:11,322 --> 00:42:14,451
but I already agreed
to be in the talent show with Waldo.
788
00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:15,994
Waldo?
789
00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:22,125
-WALDO: Hi, Darla.
-(GASPS)
790
00:42:22,334 --> 00:42:24,961
Look at what my dad just bought me.
791
00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:26,588
Waldo!
792
00:42:26,838 --> 00:42:28,965
It's beautiful!
793
00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:34,471
Isn't it? Want to go for a ride?
794
00:42:34,846 --> 00:42:37,807
Do I? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
795
00:42:37,849 --> 00:42:40,143
But I thought we were going to the library.
796
00:42:40,268 --> 00:42:41,978
That's okay, I'll take her.
797
00:42:42,103 --> 00:42:43,813
I'd offer you a ride, too,
798
00:42:43,855 --> 00:42:47,317
but clearly there's not enough room for three.
799
00:42:49,819 --> 00:42:52,113
Sorry. Bye, Alfalfa.
800
00:42:54,115 --> 00:42:55,367
(AIR HISSING)
801
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,203
(SIGHS)
802
00:42:58,828 --> 00:43:00,830
(PLAYING DISCORDANT MUSIC)
803
00:43:01,539 --> 00:43:03,541
Hold it! Hold it.
804
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:06,336
And what happened to our lead singer?
805
00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:10,298
Darla and I could have
made such beautiful music together.
806
00:43:10,715 --> 00:43:13,385
What does she see in Waldo
and that car of his?
807
00:43:13,510 --> 00:43:16,805
Forget about her.
We need to rehearse for the talent show.
808
00:43:16,846 --> 00:43:19,349
But you don't
know how hard it is to get a girlfriend
809
00:43:19,474 --> 00:43:20,642
when you don't have wheels.
810
00:43:20,684 --> 00:43:21,726
-Hmm.
-Mmm-hmm.
811
00:43:23,186 --> 00:43:25,355
Wheels? Wheels!
812
00:43:25,689 --> 00:43:29,067
I've got it. I have my next great idea.
813
00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:31,903
-What do you have in mind?
-PORKY: Yeah.
814
00:43:32,487 --> 00:43:34,531
Not only will we make money for Grandma,
815
00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:37,033
but you can impress Darla.
816
00:43:45,041 --> 00:43:46,042
(KLAXON HONKING)
817
00:43:46,376 --> 00:43:49,713
Hey, Darla. Like a ride to the library?
818
00:43:50,046 --> 00:43:54,009
Alfalfa? Where did you get that?
819
00:43:54,426 --> 00:43:57,679
Me and the gang made it.
It's our new taxi cab service.
820
00:43:58,054 --> 00:43:59,597
What does it even run on?
821
00:44:03,226 --> 00:44:04,394
ALFALFA: Petey power.
822
00:44:04,894 --> 00:44:07,355
And it gets 3 miles to the bone.
823
00:44:14,904 --> 00:44:16,865
So would you like a ride to the library?
824
00:44:16,906 --> 00:44:19,784
It's for a good cause,
to save Grandma's bakery.
825
00:44:20,076 --> 00:44:22,746
Okay, I'd love a ride.
826
00:44:24,581 --> 00:44:26,041
-(HORN HONKING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
827
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:30,086
Hey! I'm supposed to drive Darla.
828
00:44:30,295 --> 00:44:34,424
Sorry, Waldo,
but Alfalfa already offered to take me.
829
00:44:36,593 --> 00:44:38,928
I'd offer you a ride, Waldo,
830
00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:42,557
but, clearly, there's not enough room.
831
00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:44,768
-Let's roll, Stymie.
-See ya.
832
00:44:45,935 --> 00:44:47,103
-(MEOWS)
-(BARKING)
833
00:44:51,691 --> 00:44:53,109
(HORN TOOTING)
834
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,949
(HORN TOOTING)
835
00:45:00,784 --> 00:45:02,577
Home base calling dispatch.
836
00:45:02,619 --> 00:45:04,621
Home base calling dispatch. Come in.
837
00:45:04,704 --> 00:45:06,289
Dispatch here. What's up, Spank?
838
00:45:06,414 --> 00:45:08,416
Tickets are selling like hotcakes.
839
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:11,795
When are you guys coming back
to pick up the next batch of passengers?
840
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,214
Be back in an jiff.
Got one more stop to make at Walnut,
841
00:45:14,297 --> 00:45:15,548
then one more at the library.
842
00:45:15,632 --> 00:45:18,218
-Great. Over and out.
-Over and out.
843
00:45:21,971 --> 00:45:25,100
Step right up, folks.
One dollar for the ride of your life.
844
00:45:25,141 --> 00:45:28,645
DARLA: This taxi's great, Alfalfa. I love it.
845
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:33,942
Oh, no. It's Butch and Worm.
846
00:45:34,609 --> 00:45:35,777
DARLA: Uh-oh.
847
00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:37,153
(GASPS)
848
00:45:37,237 --> 00:45:39,406
Well, well, well.
849
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:41,908
Nice set of wheels you got here.
850
00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:43,410
Yeah, nice.
851
00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:46,663
BUTCH: Fancy running into you on our street.
852
00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:49,749
How's about giving me and Worm a ride?
853
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:53,503
-Huh?
-Okay, Butch. That'll be one dollar.
854
00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:57,007
I was thinking more like you pay me.
855
00:45:57,173 --> 00:45:59,718
-(GULPS)
-How much you got on you?
856
00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:02,095
-(GASPS)
-A robbery.
857
00:46:04,764 --> 00:46:05,849
Yes!
858
00:46:06,516 --> 00:46:08,935
You guys are gonna get it now.
859
00:46:09,144 --> 00:46:11,521
-Hey, look. The cops!
-Where?
860
00:46:13,106 --> 00:46:14,190
Whoa!
861
00:46:15,483 --> 00:46:17,027
(LAUGHING)
862
00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:19,446
-Yeah!
-DARLA: That was awesome, Alfalfa.
863
00:46:19,529 --> 00:46:21,698
I'm gonna get you guys.
864
00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:25,035
ALFALFA: See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
865
00:46:25,285 --> 00:46:26,870
(HONKING)
866
00:46:27,704 --> 00:46:29,205
See you later, guys!
867
00:46:33,877 --> 00:46:36,046
Next stop, Walnut Street.
868
00:46:36,546 --> 00:46:39,132
And we have officially arrived.
869
00:46:42,886 --> 00:46:45,221
Thank you for riding with Komplete Taxi, sir.
870
00:46:45,347 --> 00:46:46,806
Tell all your friends.
871
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:49,476
-Next customer?
-Here, here, here, here. Thank you.
872
00:46:49,684 --> 00:46:52,354
STYMIE: Ladies and gents,
it'll be a few minutes.
873
00:46:52,395 --> 00:46:54,230
Gotta cool off the engine.
874
00:46:54,356 --> 00:46:55,899
How about a little music, Darla?
875
00:46:56,024 --> 00:46:57,567
-Sure.
-Okay.
876
00:46:59,402 --> 00:47:00,653
(KAZOO PLAYING)
877
00:47:19,422 --> 00:47:22,425
STYMIE: Okay, Petey.
This ought to wet your whistle.
878
00:47:39,526 --> 00:47:44,114
Alfalfa? Do you suppose
you could change the station?
879
00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:46,741
Of course, no problem.
880
00:47:54,624 --> 00:47:55,625
(SIGHS)
881
00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:01,798
Can't it play anything else?
882
00:48:02,382 --> 00:48:03,591
Sure.
883
00:48:04,592 --> 00:48:07,220
(SINGING) With a moo moo here
And a moo moo there
884
00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:09,556
Here a moo, there a moo
Everywhere a moo moo
885
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:13,727
Old MacDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
886
00:48:13,810 --> 00:48:15,478
Can't you play anything else?
887
00:48:15,603 --> 00:48:17,731
It's the only song I know.
888
00:48:19,983 --> 00:48:23,278
We'll just have to enjoy
the silence for a while.
889
00:48:23,319 --> 00:48:25,780
Okay, everybody. All set to go.
890
00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:28,658
-(GROWLS)
-(MEOWING)
891
00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:31,494
(PETEY BARKING)
892
00:48:32,078 --> 00:48:34,914
ALFALFA: Next stop, the library.
893
00:48:38,418 --> 00:48:40,170
Have a nice trip.
894
00:48:41,838 --> 00:48:43,798
Ladies and gentlemen,
895
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,177
we will be arriving
at our destination in five minutes.
896
00:48:47,302 --> 00:48:50,513
But in the meantime,
please allow me to be your tour guide
897
00:48:50,638 --> 00:48:53,516
pointing out all the sights of our fair city.
898
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:55,352
On the left, you will see the home
899
00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:57,187
of 11-year-old Freddie Gillespie,
900
00:48:57,312 --> 00:49:00,774
the only person to
eat 27 Atomic FireBalls at once
901
00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:03,026
and live to tell the tale.
902
00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:06,321
Alfalfa, aren't we going a little fast?
903
00:49:06,529 --> 00:49:09,032
Don't worry, we're fine.
This is the express taxi.
904
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,369
-Uh...
-And on your right, you will see the very spot
905
00:49:12,494 --> 00:49:14,329
where Miss Mugilicutty's rottweiler ate...
906
00:49:14,371 --> 00:49:17,999
-Alfalfa?
-Stymie, I'm conducting a tour here.
907
00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:20,835
-It's important.
-What's so important that it can't wait?
908
00:49:22,212 --> 00:49:23,630
No brakes!
909
00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:25,548
No brakes?
910
00:49:27,342 --> 00:49:30,887
(SCREAMS) I'm too young
and handsome to die.
911
00:49:31,012 --> 00:49:33,181
(ALL SCREAMING)
912
00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:34,974
-(SCREAMING)
-ALFALFA: Watch out!
913
00:49:38,812 --> 00:49:42,232
-Stymie! Do something!
-Like what?
914
00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:44,025
Like don't crash!
915
00:49:46,403 --> 00:49:47,821
Slow down!
916
00:49:47,904 --> 00:49:49,531
Speed up!
917
00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:55,245
Watch out! Get out of the way!
918
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:56,413
MAN: Whoa! Hey!
919
00:50:01,876 --> 00:50:04,254
-Watch the road!
-I can't see!
920
00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:12,387
Hurry. Be careful!
921
00:50:14,097 --> 00:50:15,181
Hurry!
922
00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:20,311
-Watch out!
-(DARLA SCREAMS)
923
00:50:25,066 --> 00:50:26,401
(ALL SCREAMING)
924
00:50:35,035 --> 00:50:38,079
Oh, remember this spot?
It's where we first met.
925
00:50:38,455 --> 00:50:39,539
Aw.
926
00:50:39,622 --> 00:50:42,792
That's right. You gave me a parking citation.
927
00:50:43,126 --> 00:50:44,252
Oh.
928
00:50:44,294 --> 00:50:45,587
That's right. I did.
929
00:50:45,628 --> 00:50:48,757
Oh, it's okay, Ed. It was dismissed in court.
930
00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:50,133
-Oh.
-(CHUCKLES)
931
00:50:50,258 --> 00:50:53,470
Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, technically... I did.
932
00:50:53,553 --> 00:50:56,973
Attention passengers,
the taxi is arriving at Gate 1.
933
00:50:57,098 --> 00:50:59,225
Please have your tickets ready to give to the...
934
00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:00,643
(SCREAMING)
935
00:51:01,478 --> 00:51:03,229
Come on, guys!
936
00:51:04,647 --> 00:51:06,983
Anyway, uh, June.
937
00:51:07,233 --> 00:51:11,821
We've been spending
a lot of time together and I've been thinking...
938
00:51:11,946 --> 00:51:13,156
(HORNS HONKING)
939
00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:14,908
-Oh.
-June.
940
00:51:14,991 --> 00:51:16,409
What's that?
941
00:51:16,659 --> 00:51:17,827
I don't know.
942
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:20,163
-All right, stay here, I'll handle this.
-Oh.
943
00:51:21,331 --> 00:51:22,332
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
944
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:26,753
Get out of the way.
945
00:51:26,836 --> 00:51:29,089
STYMIE: Watch out!
MAN: Hey, you kids!
946
00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:31,966
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
947
00:51:33,968 --> 00:51:35,011
Whoa...
948
00:51:36,179 --> 00:51:37,514
(GROANING)
949
00:51:38,765 --> 00:51:40,016
-(GASPS)
-(GROANS)
950
00:51:48,024 --> 00:51:49,693
Is everyone all right?
951
00:51:50,193 --> 00:51:51,778
(GROANING) What happened?
952
00:51:52,195 --> 00:51:53,530
(GROANS)
953
00:51:55,156 --> 00:51:56,700
Are you guys okay?
954
00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,868
I think we need a tow truck.
955
00:51:58,993 --> 00:52:01,579
That was amazing! Let's do it again!
956
00:52:03,206 --> 00:52:05,709
My ring! Where's my ring?
957
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:12,924
I'm so sorry, Darla.
I don't know what went wrong.
958
00:52:13,049 --> 00:52:15,010
What went wrong was me accepting
959
00:52:15,051 --> 00:52:17,095
this ride from you in this death trap.
960
00:52:18,096 --> 00:52:19,889
OFFICER KENNEDY: You kids
have really done it!
961
00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:22,100
Do you know how many laws you've broken?
962
00:52:22,225 --> 00:52:23,893
I have had it with you kids!
963
00:52:24,019 --> 00:52:27,105
Edgar, calm down. They're just children.
964
00:52:27,230 --> 00:52:30,442
They're not children. They're monsters.
965
00:52:30,567 --> 00:52:33,069
Public menaces. Dangers to society.
966
00:52:33,111 --> 00:52:35,238
They're future criminals.
967
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,532
(TOGETHER) Sorry, Officer Kennedy.
968
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,410
He seems a little mad.
969
00:52:41,327 --> 00:52:42,370
(HORN HONKING)
970
00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:45,290
-(GASPS)
-Darla, I heard the crash. Are you all right?
971
00:52:45,415 --> 00:52:47,876
Thank you, Waldo. I'm fine.
972
00:52:48,043 --> 00:52:49,544
Just a little dizzy.
973
00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:52,380
We were just trying
to make money for Grandma's bakery.
974
00:52:52,422 --> 00:52:53,798
I don't wanna hear your excuses.
975
00:52:53,923 --> 00:52:56,885
And if I had my way,
I'd lock each one of you up in jail right now
976
00:52:56,926 --> 00:52:59,304
and save the world
a whole lot of trouble in the future.
977
00:52:59,429 --> 00:53:01,222
You know what, Edgar?
978
00:53:01,556 --> 00:53:04,893
I don't think
you and I should see each other anymore.
979
00:53:04,934 --> 00:53:06,770
What? Why not?
980
00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:11,149
What kind of future do I have with a man
who doesn't even like children?
981
00:53:12,442 --> 00:53:14,069
-Goodbye!
-Junebug.
982
00:53:14,944 --> 00:53:16,446
Junebug, I like kids...
983
00:53:16,488 --> 00:53:17,572
From a distance.
984
00:53:17,947 --> 00:53:20,283
Would you like that ride to the library now?
985
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:21,993
With pleasure.
986
00:53:22,827 --> 00:53:24,287
ALFALFA: Darla, wait.
987
00:53:27,165 --> 00:53:28,291
(SCOFFS)
988
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,835
Hope you have insurance, Alfalfa.
989
00:53:33,755 --> 00:53:34,964
(SIGHS)
990
00:53:37,967 --> 00:53:39,094
(SCOFFS)
991
00:53:43,181 --> 00:53:45,975
-(SIGHS)
-Officer Kennedy, I found this.
992
00:53:46,101 --> 00:53:47,936
I thought you might want it back.
993
00:53:48,853 --> 00:53:52,023
Women.
I don't think I'll ever understand them.
994
00:53:52,148 --> 00:53:53,692
Join the club.
995
00:54:00,323 --> 00:54:02,033
ALFALFA: (SINGING) Well, I don't know
996
00:54:02,158 --> 00:54:03,201
If all that's true
997
00:54:03,326 --> 00:54:07,455
'Cause you got me and baby, I got you
998
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,167
Babe
999
00:54:12,335 --> 00:54:15,672
Hold it, hold it. That sounded terrible.
1000
00:54:16,339 --> 00:54:18,883
Alfalfa, what's the problem?
1001
00:54:19,009 --> 00:54:21,177
The problem is I don't got the babe.
1002
00:54:21,219 --> 00:54:24,139
And I don't got Darla.
I'm too depressed to sing.
1003
00:54:24,472 --> 00:54:26,349
Face it, Spank, we're never gonna be
1004
00:54:26,474 --> 00:54:28,351
ready in time for the talent show.
1005
00:54:28,393 --> 00:54:31,354
And we're never gonna make enough
money to save Grandma's bakery.
1006
00:54:31,396 --> 00:54:32,856
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1007
00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:36,192
Okay, so we had a little
setback with the taxi service.
1008
00:54:36,317 --> 00:54:39,863
A little setback? We lost money again.
1009
00:54:40,363 --> 00:54:43,074
And I lost Darla again.
1010
00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:45,869
To Waldo. Boy, do I hate that guy.
1011
00:54:45,910 --> 00:54:48,538
Want another reason to hate him?
1012
00:54:49,205 --> 00:54:52,417
Look. The brake lever from the taxi cab.
1013
00:54:52,959 --> 00:54:55,628
The cables didn't snap, they were cut.
1014
00:54:55,712 --> 00:54:56,713
(GASPS)
1015
00:54:56,755 --> 00:55:00,133
And who would want to
see us fail more than anyone?
1016
00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,553
-Waldo.
-Exactly.
1017
00:55:03,595 --> 00:55:06,431
That's it. I'm gonna tear him limb from limb.
1018
00:55:06,556 --> 00:55:08,725
Boy, Waldo messed with the wrong guy.
1019
00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:10,602
And he's gonna be sorry he did.
1020
00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,938
'Cause I'm a caged tiger. A hurricane.
1021
00:55:14,064 --> 00:55:16,941
And when someone crosses me, they unleash
1022
00:55:17,442 --> 00:55:19,235
the sledgehammer!
1023
00:55:22,614 --> 00:55:23,656
(GASPS)
1024
00:55:24,074 --> 00:55:25,492
Did I win?
1025
00:55:27,452 --> 00:55:31,664
Alfalfa, you're a genius.
You've given me a great idea.
1026
00:55:31,748 --> 00:55:34,334
How we can raise money
and help you get Darla back.
1027
00:55:34,918 --> 00:55:37,087
Isn't that what you said last time?
1028
00:55:37,128 --> 00:55:38,963
And the time before that?
1029
00:55:39,089 --> 00:55:40,340
ALL: Yeah.
1030
00:55:40,423 --> 00:55:43,635
This time, it's a sure thing.
1031
00:55:50,934 --> 00:55:52,769
Here you are, Darla.
1032
00:55:52,852 --> 00:55:56,856
One refreshing
jumbo strawberry fizz supreme.
1033
00:55:57,315 --> 00:55:58,775
Two straws.
1034
00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:01,194
Thank you, Waldo. It's so nice of you.
1035
00:56:01,277 --> 00:56:03,822
Anything for my partner in the talent show.
1036
00:56:04,531 --> 00:56:07,283
You and I are going to be unstoppable.
1037
00:56:09,285 --> 00:56:11,871
BUCKWHEAT: Come see
the wrestling match of the century.
1038
00:56:11,955 --> 00:56:15,792
-PORKY: Tell your friends!
-Alfalfa versus the Masked Marvel.
1039
00:56:16,292 --> 00:56:18,962
Yeah, you don't want to miss it.
1040
00:56:19,004 --> 00:56:20,630
One day only.
1041
00:56:21,881 --> 00:56:25,719
Alfalfa's gonna wrestle the Masked Marvel?
1042
00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:27,846
Sounds dangerous.
1043
00:56:27,971 --> 00:56:31,057
Sounds ridiculous.
He couldn't wrestle a teddy bear.
1044
00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:35,311
I think he's pretty brave to do this.
1045
00:56:35,979 --> 00:56:38,481
Something fishy here.
1046
00:56:38,690 --> 00:56:41,026
Would you excuse me a moment, Darla?
1047
00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:43,153
Well, of course, Waldo.
1048
00:56:45,321 --> 00:56:48,074
BUCKWHEAT: Alfalfa is gonna
beat the Masked Marvel.
1049
00:56:48,158 --> 00:56:49,909
PORKY: Yeah, tell your friends.
1050
00:56:49,993 --> 00:56:51,494
Excuse me, my good man.
1051
00:56:51,703 --> 00:56:55,540
You don't happen to know
who this Masked Marvel is, do you?
1052
00:56:55,665 --> 00:56:57,542
Yeah. But it's a secret.
1053
00:56:57,667 --> 00:57:01,087
Yeah, a big secret.
Spanky told us we're not supposed to tell.
1054
00:57:01,171 --> 00:57:02,589
I don't believe it.
1055
00:57:02,672 --> 00:57:05,675
Spanky would never tell you
who the Masked Marvel is.
1056
00:57:05,759 --> 00:57:07,260
You're too little.
1057
00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:09,179
We're not too little. We know.
1058
00:57:09,262 --> 00:57:12,015
Yeah, we know exactly who it is.
1059
00:57:12,098 --> 00:57:13,391
My friend,
1060
00:57:14,351 --> 00:57:17,604
Abraham Lincoln here, says you don't.
1061
00:57:18,021 --> 00:57:21,900
I bet you $5
you don't know who the Masked Marvel is.
1062
00:57:22,192 --> 00:57:24,444
Yeah? Well, guess what.
1063
00:57:24,527 --> 00:57:26,905
I'm going to be the Masked Marvel.
1064
00:57:27,030 --> 00:57:30,617
Yeah, Porky's gonna be the Masked Marvel.
Now pay up.
1065
00:57:30,784 --> 00:57:33,411
Well, you guys sure showed me.
1066
00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:37,207
Here, don't spend it all on gum balls.
1067
00:57:42,128 --> 00:57:43,672
-Yes!
-Yeah!
1068
00:57:45,090 --> 00:57:46,174
Gentlemen.
1069
00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:49,511
Who you callin' a gentleman?
1070
00:57:49,886 --> 00:57:51,388
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1071
00:57:51,805 --> 00:57:53,973
I'm here to make you a proposition.
1072
00:57:54,057 --> 00:57:56,851
Yeah? What kind of proposition?
1073
00:57:56,935 --> 00:57:59,229
Yeah? What kind of proposition?
1074
00:57:59,312 --> 00:58:00,897
The best kind.
1075
00:58:01,272 --> 00:58:02,982
A profitable one.
1076
00:58:03,316 --> 00:58:04,401
Give me that.
1077
00:58:05,860 --> 00:58:07,987
Oh, there's more where that came from.
1078
00:58:09,072 --> 00:58:10,740
Follow me, there's a secret entrance.
1079
00:58:10,824 --> 00:58:12,075
Hurry, I hope it hasn't started yet.
1080
00:58:12,158 --> 00:58:13,284
I don't wanna miss it.
1081
00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:15,954
-Me neither.
-WALDO: Two tickets, please.
1082
00:58:16,037 --> 00:58:17,956
DARLA: Thanks for inviting me, Waldo.
1083
00:58:18,039 --> 00:58:20,542
Normally, I abhor violence,
1084
00:58:20,750 --> 00:58:23,294
but this seemed too good to miss.
1085
00:58:23,670 --> 00:58:26,006
Enjoy the match. Next!
1086
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:30,844
Popcorn! Get your popcorn!
1087
00:58:30,927 --> 00:58:35,306
Can't enjoy a wrestling match
without a big old bag of popcorn.
1088
00:58:36,516 --> 00:58:37,892
Thank you.
1089
00:58:40,770 --> 00:58:42,772
Popcorn! Get your popcorn!
1090
00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:44,357
Welcome to the match.
1091
00:58:45,608 --> 00:58:46,693
Welcome.
1092
00:58:47,652 --> 00:58:49,779
Psst. Spank. How we doing so far?
1093
00:58:49,863 --> 00:58:51,573
Great. We got a full house.
1094
00:58:51,656 --> 00:58:53,450
Boy, are we gonna clean up.
1095
00:58:56,578 --> 00:58:58,621
-I'll take that.
-(WORM LAUGHS)
1096
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,166
KID: I paid good money for that.
1097
00:59:06,421 --> 00:59:10,967
I just hope Alfalfa doesn't
hurt the Masked Marvel too badly.
1098
00:59:11,051 --> 00:59:14,304
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
1099
00:59:23,855 --> 00:59:27,400
(GASPS) Hey, this area is for wrestlers only.
1100
00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:30,612
-There's been a change of plan.
-Yeah.
1101
00:59:31,154 --> 00:59:32,197
(YELPS)
1102
00:59:33,782 --> 00:59:35,367
Hello, Spanky.
1103
00:59:35,867 --> 00:59:39,245
Waldo? I didn't think of you
as the wrestling type.
1104
00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:42,624
I couldn't pass up the opportunity
1105
00:59:42,707 --> 00:59:46,127
to see the Masked Marvel
wipe the floor with Alfalfa.
1106
00:59:46,211 --> 00:59:48,588
Oh, yeah?
You're gonna be disappointed, Waldo.
1107
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:51,132
There's no way Alfalfa's going to lose.
1108
00:59:51,216 --> 00:59:53,843
Oh, really? Care to make it interesting?
1109
00:59:54,135 --> 00:59:55,762
What do you mean?
1110
00:59:56,346 --> 00:59:59,849
I'll bet you all the money
you've made from collecting admissions
1111
00:59:59,933 --> 01:00:03,061
that Alfalfa is going to lose.
1112
01:00:04,938 --> 01:00:07,190
You're on, Waldo. It's a bet.
1113
01:00:07,232 --> 01:00:08,400
(SPITS)
1114
01:00:18,201 --> 01:00:19,744
Sucker.
1115
01:00:23,957 --> 01:00:25,583
Showtime, Porky.
1116
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,628
Wow, Porky. The costume looks great on you.
1117
01:00:30,130 --> 01:00:31,715
You even look taller.
1118
01:00:32,632 --> 01:00:35,218
Oh, and remember,
when I give you the high sign,
1119
01:00:35,343 --> 01:00:36,970
that's your cue to take a dive. Got it?
1120
01:00:39,889 --> 01:00:41,307
(BOTH SIGH)
1121
01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:50,734
Ladies and gentlemen.
1122
01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:55,238
Welcome to the world
championship wrestling match of all time.
1123
01:00:55,363 --> 01:00:56,406
(CROWD CHEERING)
1124
01:01:01,745 --> 01:01:02,829
(BARKS)
1125
01:01:03,997 --> 01:01:07,250
Are you ready to wrestle?
1126
01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:08,835
(CHEERING)
1127
01:01:10,837 --> 01:01:15,675
In this corner,
the most dangerous man in wrestling.
1128
01:01:15,925 --> 01:01:21,264
Let's hear it
for the undefeated "Wildcat" Alfalfa.
1129
01:01:21,723 --> 01:01:22,766
(CHEERING)
1130
01:01:26,227 --> 01:01:28,772
CROWD: Alfalfa! Alfalfa!
1131
01:01:29,272 --> 01:01:32,901
How is he undefeated
if he's never wrestled before?
1132
01:01:32,942 --> 01:01:35,028
That's why he's undefeated.
1133
01:01:35,695 --> 01:01:36,780
Ah...
1134
01:01:36,905 --> 01:01:39,449
In this corner, his opponent,
1135
01:01:39,574 --> 01:01:42,452
the most feared man in wrestling.
1136
01:01:42,577 --> 01:01:45,538
The man, the myth, the legend,
1137
01:01:45,622 --> 01:01:48,708
the Masked Marvel!
1138
01:01:49,042 --> 01:01:50,543
(CROWD BOOING)
1139
01:01:51,461 --> 01:01:53,713
Whoo! Go, Masked Marvel!
1140
01:01:53,963 --> 01:01:55,423
-(CHEERING)
-(BOOING)
1141
01:01:57,425 --> 01:01:59,886
Okay, men, bring it in. Shake hands.
1142
01:01:59,969 --> 01:02:02,263
Men, I wanna see a fair fight.
1143
01:02:02,889 --> 01:02:05,141
Good luck and may the best man win.
1144
01:02:05,266 --> 01:02:07,143
And remember, Porky, make it look real.
1145
01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:10,313
(CHEERING)
1146
01:02:13,983 --> 01:02:15,610
And, fight.
1147
01:02:16,653 --> 01:02:17,987
CROWD: (CHANTING) Yeah! Alfalfa!
1148
01:02:18,071 --> 01:02:19,614
Ooh, yeah!
1149
01:02:20,156 --> 01:02:21,324
(CHANTING)
1150
01:02:23,827 --> 01:02:24,828
(YELLING)
1151
01:02:27,997 --> 01:02:29,165
Oh.
1152
01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,960
-Ooh. (LAUGHS)
-(GROANS)
1153
01:02:34,004 --> 01:02:35,630
Are you okay?
1154
01:02:35,672 --> 01:02:37,257
He knows he's supposed to lose, right?
1155
01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:39,509
Yeah. He's just makin' it look good.
1156
01:02:39,592 --> 01:02:41,261
Now get back in there, champ.
1157
01:02:41,845 --> 01:02:43,847
CROWD: Go, Alfalfa!
1158
01:02:46,307 --> 01:02:48,018
Go, Masked Marvel.
1159
01:02:48,184 --> 01:02:49,686
Okay, Masked Marvel.
1160
01:02:49,811 --> 01:02:53,106
Get ready for my
signature move, the pulverizer.
1161
01:02:53,189 --> 01:02:55,525
It puts the "ow" in pow!
1162
01:02:59,487 --> 01:03:00,780
(CROWD GASPING)
1163
01:03:01,364 --> 01:03:02,449
(BELL RINGS)
1164
01:03:02,699 --> 01:03:05,702
CROWD: Alfalfa! Alfalfa!
1165
01:03:13,543 --> 01:03:16,546
Alfalfa! Alfalfa!
1166
01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:18,465
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
1167
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,053
(POUNDING)
1168
01:03:28,683 --> 01:03:31,561
Holy guacamole. What happened?
1169
01:03:31,603 --> 01:03:33,355
(MUFFLED CRIES)
1170
01:03:35,732 --> 01:03:36,733
Hmm?
1171
01:03:37,359 --> 01:03:38,735
(CROWD CHEERING)
1172
01:03:40,070 --> 01:03:41,112
(WHINES)
1173
01:03:41,613 --> 01:03:42,739
And, fight.
1174
01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:45,575
CROWD: (CHANTING) Alfalfa! Alfalfa!
1175
01:03:47,077 --> 01:03:48,536
(YELLING)
1176
01:03:51,414 --> 01:03:52,707
Yes!
1177
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:55,377
Whoa!
1178
01:03:58,630 --> 01:03:59,923
Porky.
1179
01:04:00,757 --> 01:04:02,967
Don't you see he's giving you the high sign?
1180
01:04:03,093 --> 01:04:05,428
-Oh, I can't watch!
-I can.
1181
01:04:06,429 --> 01:04:07,931
You're supposed to make it look real.
1182
01:04:09,891 --> 01:04:11,101
Not that real!
1183
01:04:13,269 --> 01:04:15,772
I don't remember this as part of the plan.
1184
01:04:15,897 --> 01:04:17,273
Me neither.
1185
01:04:19,484 --> 01:04:20,485
Spanky!
1186
01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:22,487
-Spanky! Spanky!
-(GASPS)
1187
01:04:24,114 --> 01:04:25,990
-Psst.
-(GROANS)
1188
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,118
(SOFTLY) Alfalfa.
1189
01:04:29,744 --> 01:04:30,787
(GASPS)
1190
01:04:31,621 --> 01:04:34,124
If Porky's there, then who's...
1191
01:04:36,793 --> 01:04:37,836
(GASPS)
1192
01:04:38,294 --> 01:04:39,462
Butch.
1193
01:04:40,672 --> 01:04:42,632
-Butch!
-(GASPS)
1194
01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:46,177
(GROWLS)
1195
01:04:46,845 --> 01:04:47,971
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
1196
01:04:48,013 --> 01:04:51,141
Run, Alfalfa, run! Run for your life!
1197
01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:05,822
-(GROANS)
-Ooh!
1198
01:05:06,656 --> 01:05:08,450
What are you doing?
1199
01:05:09,284 --> 01:05:10,493
(SCREAMING)
1200
01:05:18,793 --> 01:05:19,836
Ooh!
1201
01:05:20,545 --> 01:05:21,671
Oh, no.
1202
01:05:25,133 --> 01:05:27,886
Yeah! And the winner is Butch!
1203
01:05:28,887 --> 01:05:29,971
(GROANS)
1204
01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:36,353
This isn't fair.
You cheated by putting Butch in the match.
1205
01:05:37,562 --> 01:05:40,690
And you cheated
by rigging the match with Porky.
1206
01:05:40,732 --> 01:05:42,525
I just cheated better.
1207
01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:45,028
But don't worry, it's going to a good cause.
1208
01:05:45,362 --> 01:05:48,990
I'm going to use the money
to put a security system in the tree house,
1209
01:05:49,532 --> 01:05:52,035
so I can keep you all out for good.
1210
01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:53,995
Come on, Darla.
1211
01:05:56,247 --> 01:05:57,874
DARLA: Sorry, Alfalfa.
1212
01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:01,503
You lost all our money, Spank?
1213
01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:04,422
How come you didn't ask us
before you did that?
1214
01:06:04,547 --> 01:06:05,882
BOTH: Yeah!
1215
01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:08,218
Because I'm the leader and I had to make
1216
01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:10,679
a split-second, executive decision.
1217
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,555
I almost got killed for nothing.
1218
01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:15,183
Okay, so I made a bad call.
1219
01:06:15,225 --> 01:06:17,310
But don't worry. I'll come up with one
1220
01:06:17,394 --> 01:06:19,437
of my great ideas any second now.
1221
01:06:19,562 --> 01:06:21,940
Every time you come
up with one of your great ideas,
1222
01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,400
something bad happens.
1223
01:06:23,441 --> 01:06:24,567
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
1224
01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:27,153
Well, someone has
to do the thinking around here.
1225
01:06:27,404 --> 01:06:31,408
You guys would be helpless without me.
Right, Alfalfa?
1226
01:06:33,660 --> 01:06:34,911
Alfalfa?
1227
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,454
They're right, Spank.
1228
01:06:36,579 --> 01:06:40,166
We're all supposed to act as a team,
but you never act that way.
1229
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:41,292
Ever.
1230
01:06:41,418 --> 01:06:44,754
And now, thanks to you,
it's too late to save Grandma's bakery.
1231
01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:47,507
It's over. We lost. Come on, guys.
1232
01:06:48,842 --> 01:06:51,094
Hey. Where are you going? Come back.
1233
01:06:51,302 --> 01:06:53,179
We still have a little time left.
1234
01:06:53,930 --> 01:06:55,932
Porky? Buckwheat?
1235
01:06:56,474 --> 01:06:59,269
You're too bossy, Spanky.
1236
01:06:59,310 --> 01:07:01,146
Yeah, too bossy.
1237
01:07:02,272 --> 01:07:03,440
(SIGHS)
1238
01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:04,607
Petey?
1239
01:07:05,358 --> 01:07:06,609
(WHINES)
1240
01:07:14,284 --> 01:07:15,535
(SIGHS)
1241
01:07:51,488 --> 01:07:53,198
Oh, Spanky!
1242
01:07:53,865 --> 01:07:55,241
(LAUGHS)
1243
01:07:55,408 --> 01:07:58,036
Want a muffin? It's hot.
1244
01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:01,331
No, thanks, Grandma. I'm not really hungry.
1245
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:04,167
A Rascal doesn't want a muffin?
1246
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,544
I've never heard of that before.
1247
01:08:08,672 --> 01:08:10,840
Never get tired of this.
1248
01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:12,676
Oh...
1249
01:08:13,718 --> 01:08:16,513
I'm gonna miss this old bakery.
1250
01:08:17,681 --> 01:08:19,683
I'm really sorry, Grandma.
1251
01:08:19,766 --> 01:08:22,852
Been trying so hard to make money to save it.
1252
01:08:23,228 --> 01:08:28,525
Spanky, I do appreciate
all of you trying to help me, honey.
1253
01:08:29,442 --> 01:08:31,736
But you're losing your bakery.
1254
01:08:32,278 --> 01:08:34,614
And we're losing our tree house.
1255
01:08:34,698 --> 01:08:38,284
You have your friends.
That's what's important.
1256
01:08:38,368 --> 01:08:41,454
Not anymore. They're all mad at me.
1257
01:08:41,579 --> 01:08:43,248
They say I'm bossy.
1258
01:08:43,373 --> 01:08:45,417
Well, is that true?
1259
01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:49,129
I'm not bossy. I just tell people what to do.
1260
01:08:49,546 --> 01:08:52,382
(CHUCKLES) That sounds kind
of bossy to me.
1261
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,719
Well, someone has to give the orders.
1262
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,471
Otherwise, nothing would ever get done.
1263
01:08:58,555 --> 01:09:02,434
A good leader has to be also a good listener.
1264
01:09:02,559 --> 01:09:06,604
'Cause you can't just give orders.
You have to inspire.
1265
01:09:07,272 --> 01:09:09,858
What difference does it make now?
1266
01:09:09,983 --> 01:09:11,776
They don't need me anymore.
1267
01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:15,196
Oh, they do need you, and you need them.
1268
01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:17,991
Let me show you something.
1269
01:09:20,618 --> 01:09:22,954
This is pure cocoa powder.
1270
01:09:23,038 --> 01:09:24,039
I want you to smell it.
1271
01:09:24,164 --> 01:09:25,165
(INHALES)
1272
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,710
Mmm, smells great.
1273
01:09:28,793 --> 01:09:31,296
And now, try to taste it.
1274
01:09:37,218 --> 01:09:38,928
Yuck. It tastes bitter.
1275
01:09:39,012 --> 01:09:41,514
(LAUGHS) That's because it's cocoa.
1276
01:09:41,598 --> 01:09:44,601
And not until it gets mixed in
with all those other ingredients
1277
01:09:44,684 --> 01:09:47,562
does it become a wonderful cupcake.
1278
01:09:49,522 --> 01:09:53,651
Okay, but what does
this have to do with me and my friends?
1279
01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,695
Well, it's because you and your friends
1280
01:09:55,779 --> 01:09:58,114
are like the ingredients of my cupcakes.
1281
01:09:58,656 --> 01:10:01,117
Not until you all come together
1282
01:10:01,201 --> 01:10:03,620
do you become something wonderful.
1283
01:10:12,545 --> 01:10:13,588
(SIGHS)
1284
01:10:13,630 --> 01:10:16,299
Oh, June. June! I was just coming to see you.
1285
01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,467
We need to talk.
1286
01:10:17,550 --> 01:10:20,011
I think we've
said everything we need to say, Edgar.
1287
01:10:20,095 --> 01:10:23,223
No, then I need to say more.
I can't sleep, I miss you.
1288
01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:24,808
Junebug, I miss you. And I feel terrible
1289
01:10:24,891 --> 01:10:26,851
-about the way I acted the other day.
-Oh?
1290
01:10:26,935 --> 01:10:29,270
I'm really, really sorry
about what I said to the kids.
1291
01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:31,564
It's just every time they're around,
1292
01:10:31,648 --> 01:10:35,276
our dates get ruined, bad things happen
to us, every time.
1293
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,569
Well, they're just children, Edgar.
1294
01:10:36,653 --> 01:10:38,488
They're not trying to make your life miserable.
1295
01:10:38,571 --> 01:10:40,323
They don't have to try, they're succeeding.
1296
01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:42,158
Oh, if you can't be patient with children,
1297
01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:43,535
you shouldn't date a school teacher.
1298
01:10:43,618 --> 01:10:46,830
I'll be patient.
I'll be patient. Just give me a chance.
1299
01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:48,790
I know I can be the kind of guy you want,
1300
01:10:48,873 --> 01:10:51,876
the kind of guy that likes kids.
1301
01:10:52,002 --> 01:10:53,962
Loves... I love kids.
1302
01:10:54,045 --> 01:10:55,714
Let me prove it.
1303
01:10:56,172 --> 01:10:59,384
You wanna prove it?
Well, tonight is the kids' talent show.
1304
01:10:59,467 --> 01:11:01,219
How would you like to be my date?
1305
01:11:03,054 --> 01:11:04,472
Are those kids gonna be there?
1306
01:11:04,556 --> 01:11:07,017
Yes, Edgar, those kids.
1307
01:11:08,143 --> 01:11:09,978
You wanted a chance to prove yourself.
1308
01:11:11,771 --> 01:11:14,357
That sounds great.
1309
01:11:14,524 --> 01:11:16,151
-Good.
-I love kids.
1310
01:11:16,234 --> 01:11:17,569
Now, are those flowers for me,
1311
01:11:17,652 --> 01:11:19,195
or are they just there to make you look pretty?
1312
01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:22,323
No, they're for you. And the balloons.
1313
01:11:24,868 --> 01:11:27,162
-I like chocolate, too.
-Okay, okay.
1314
01:11:27,454 --> 01:11:29,205
SERGIO: Ready to commence? Here we go.
1315
01:11:29,289 --> 01:11:31,916
Two, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
1316
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,002
And here we go, spinning in an orbit
1317
01:11:34,085 --> 01:11:36,171
like the Mars Rover and spinning out.
1318
01:11:36,254 --> 01:11:39,341
Spinning in and dipsy-doodle.
1319
01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:42,177
Stop. Stop. Stop.
1320
01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,971
-What's wrong?
-It's very nice, Waldo.
1321
01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:47,557
But when you make this gesture...
1322
01:11:50,268 --> 01:11:53,646
I want to see a little more,
"I'm a pre-teen idol, worship me,"
1323
01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:56,232
and a little less,
"I'm your next president, vote for me."
1324
01:11:56,316 --> 01:11:58,193
Gotcha. Thanks, Sergio.
1325
01:11:58,234 --> 01:12:01,363
Now, about you, Darla,
when you come out of the double spin,
1326
01:12:01,404 --> 01:12:04,240
I want to see a bigger smile, like this.
1327
01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:05,742
(CLEARS THROAT)
1328
01:12:09,162 --> 01:12:10,205
Ha!
1329
01:12:12,248 --> 01:12:13,249
Bigger.
1330
01:12:13,917 --> 01:12:15,001
Bigger.
1331
01:12:15,418 --> 01:12:16,503
Bigger!
1332
01:12:17,253 --> 01:12:18,713
That's it.
1333
01:12:18,755 --> 01:12:20,924
My cheeks are starting to hurt.
1334
01:12:21,257 --> 01:12:22,425
(SIGHS)
1335
01:12:22,509 --> 01:12:24,010
Trust me on this, honey.
1336
01:12:24,094 --> 01:12:26,429
I was a smile consultant to presidents,
1337
01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:28,765
captains of industry, and super models
1338
01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:32,227
before I became
a choreographer and musical director.
1339
01:12:32,268 --> 01:12:35,063
Darla, Sergio's the best there is.
1340
01:12:35,105 --> 01:12:36,606
Okay.
1341
01:12:37,565 --> 01:12:40,276
Now for the finale.
1342
01:12:40,944 --> 01:12:42,779
I want you both to watch me
1343
01:12:42,862 --> 01:12:44,447
very, very,
1344
01:12:45,198 --> 01:12:49,452
very, very, very closely.
1345
01:12:49,744 --> 01:12:51,121
One, two, three!
1346
01:12:51,246 --> 01:12:53,790
Showgirl, showgirl, showgirl, showgirl.
1347
01:12:53,915 --> 01:12:55,458
Huh? Huh? Huh?
1348
01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:58,795
And the bunny hop!
Bunny hop! Bunny hop! Bunny hop!
1349
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,715
And the fishing.
We are fishing. We are fishing.
1350
01:13:01,923 --> 01:13:03,967
(GASPS) The big one got away.
1351
01:13:04,092 --> 01:13:07,804
And we go into the La-Z-Boy!
1352
01:13:07,929 --> 01:13:09,973
And then the butterfly.
1353
01:13:10,056 --> 01:13:11,099
Ooh!
1354
01:13:11,266 --> 01:13:13,059
-(VASE SHATTERS)
-And for the big finish...
1355
01:13:13,143 --> 01:13:14,561
(GASPS) Ha!
1356
01:13:17,772 --> 01:13:21,484
Thank you. Thank you. Now, follow me.
1357
01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:25,238
Your costumes have arrived
from the tailor in Paris.
1358
01:13:33,121 --> 01:13:35,457
STYMIE: Remember when we carved these?
1359
01:13:36,124 --> 01:13:39,085
It was the day we finished building this place.
1360
01:13:39,169 --> 01:13:43,089
Do you ever think we'll
have another tree house as good as this one?
1361
01:13:43,173 --> 01:13:46,009
Even if we did, it wouldn't be this one.
1362
01:13:49,846 --> 01:13:50,972
What do you want?
1363
01:13:51,014 --> 01:13:55,185
Guys, we gotta go for broke.
We have to do the talent show.
1364
01:13:55,268 --> 01:13:57,479
We don't take orders from you anymore.
1365
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,855
Yeah. You said it.
1366
01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:01,483
We're tired of
being bossed around all the time.
1367
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:06,529
Okay, I admit that lately
on some select occasions,
1368
01:14:07,113 --> 01:14:10,617
-I may have been a little on the bossy side.
-Huh?
1369
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,785
(BARKING)
1370
01:14:11,868 --> 01:14:15,205
Okay, okay, I've been a lot on the bossy side.
1371
01:14:15,330 --> 01:14:16,831
You happy?
1372
01:14:16,873 --> 01:14:20,335
And I shouldn't have bet that
money without asking you all first.
1373
01:14:20,835 --> 01:14:23,171
-Hmm.
-But this is our last chance to save
1374
01:14:23,213 --> 01:14:25,882
Grandma's bakery and our tree house.
1375
01:14:26,299 --> 01:14:27,884
You're not the leader anymore.
1376
01:14:28,009 --> 01:14:29,552
Well, then who is the leader?
1377
01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:31,721
I guess we're all the leaders now.
1378
01:14:31,846 --> 01:14:33,223
It's a democracy.
1379
01:14:33,348 --> 01:14:35,475
Yeah, democracy.
1380
01:14:36,059 --> 01:14:37,143
SPANKY: Fair enough.
1381
01:14:37,227 --> 01:14:39,688
So I'd like to propose something
1382
01:14:39,729 --> 01:14:42,190
to all the leaders of the club.
1383
01:14:43,692 --> 01:14:47,987
The grand prize to the talent show is $10,000.
1384
01:14:48,238 --> 01:14:51,866
That's more than enough
to stop Big Ray and Waldo.
1385
01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:53,868
But we've hardly practiced.
1386
01:14:53,910 --> 01:14:56,079
And when we have, we've been terrible.
1387
01:14:56,162 --> 01:14:57,372
Stinky.
1388
01:14:57,414 --> 01:15:00,417
What chance do we
really have of winning that show?
1389
01:15:01,751 --> 01:15:02,836
None, if we don't try.
1390
01:15:02,961 --> 01:15:04,087
(GROWLS)
1391
01:15:05,046 --> 01:15:08,675
You know, this club
is like one of Grandma's cupcakes.
1392
01:15:09,759 --> 01:15:12,053
You mean bad for our teeth?
1393
01:15:12,262 --> 01:15:15,515
No. We're like the ingredients.
1394
01:15:15,598 --> 01:15:18,101
Separately, we don't taste very good.
1395
01:15:18,727 --> 01:15:22,272
-Huh?
-But together, we're like an awesome cupcake
1396
01:15:23,231 --> 01:15:24,357
or something.
1397
01:15:26,443 --> 01:15:29,571
All I'm saying is,
we're better together than we are apart.
1398
01:15:30,030 --> 01:15:31,573
Now who's in?
1399
01:15:31,781 --> 01:15:33,033
Anyone?
1400
01:15:33,450 --> 01:15:34,617
Anyone?
1401
01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:40,874
(SIGHS)
1402
01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:42,709
(HEAVES)
1403
01:15:59,267 --> 01:16:00,643
All right, guys,
1404
01:16:00,727 --> 01:16:05,482
the International Silver String
Submarine Band is playing tonight.
1405
01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:07,734
Gather up your instruments.
1406
01:16:07,942 --> 01:16:09,986
BOTH: Okay!
1407
01:16:18,787 --> 01:16:20,246
For Grandma.
1408
01:16:20,330 --> 01:16:23,249
ALL: For Grandma!
1409
01:16:25,669 --> 01:16:27,504
ALFALFA: Come on, hurry, guys.
1410
01:16:29,005 --> 01:16:30,799
ANNOUNCER: Hello, Greenhaven!
1411
01:16:31,508 --> 01:16:35,178
Please give a warm welcome
for our host with the most,
1412
01:16:35,261 --> 01:16:37,681
Mr. Leo McCarey!
1413
01:16:38,181 --> 01:16:39,265
Thank you!
1414
01:16:40,141 --> 01:16:42,352
Ladies and gentlemen,
1415
01:16:42,977 --> 01:16:44,187
welcome
1416
01:16:44,771 --> 01:16:46,606
to the talent show!
1417
01:16:52,862 --> 01:16:54,698
Who let you in here?
1418
01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:59,452
Since it's a talent show, we thought
there ought to be some talent in it.
1419
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,371
WALDO: Come on, Darla.
1420
01:17:01,538 --> 01:17:03,456
Good luck, Alfalfa.
1421
01:17:03,707 --> 01:17:06,209
You, too, Darla. I hope you win.
1422
01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:08,211
(SHEEPISHLY) Or at least come in second.
1423
01:17:08,294 --> 01:17:10,213
(CHEERING)
1424
01:17:12,382 --> 01:17:14,467
All right, then, help me give a warm welcome
1425
01:17:14,551 --> 01:17:16,553
to our esteemed panel of judges
1426
01:17:16,636 --> 01:17:20,849
who will be deciding
which act is going to take home
1427
01:17:20,890 --> 01:17:25,520
the $10,000 grand prize tonight!
1428
01:17:26,730 --> 01:17:29,691
Our first act tonight,
an amazing duo of tap dancers.
1429
01:17:29,733 --> 01:17:34,070
Please put your hands
together for Tap Tenacity.
1430
01:17:34,237 --> 01:17:36,072
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1431
01:17:51,671 --> 01:17:53,548
They're really good.
1432
01:17:53,757 --> 01:17:55,091
Uh-huh.
1433
01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:04,100
Yeah, that was good.
1434
01:18:05,393 --> 01:18:08,355
Next on stage, please welcome
1435
01:18:08,438 --> 01:18:10,732
McKible the Magnificent.
1436
01:18:12,692 --> 01:18:14,444
-MCKIBLE: For my first trick...
-No.
1437
01:18:14,527 --> 01:18:17,030
...I'll pull a rabbit out of this hat.
1438
01:18:17,280 --> 01:18:18,782
Alakazam.
1439
01:18:37,967 --> 01:18:42,138
I will now shuffle the deck
and magically make your card reappear.
1440
01:18:43,556 --> 01:18:44,641
(LAUGHS)
1441
01:18:44,724 --> 01:18:46,476
-Um, is that it?
-No.
1442
01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,770
-That one?
-No.
1443
01:18:49,312 --> 01:18:51,064
-That one?
-No.
1444
01:18:51,272 --> 01:18:52,482
Amateurs.
1445
01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:13,003
For my grand finale,
1446
01:19:13,086 --> 01:19:16,506
I will escape from these solid steel handcuffs
1447
01:19:16,631 --> 01:19:18,341
in three seconds.
1448
01:19:19,342 --> 01:19:22,637
One, two, three.
1449
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:32,814
Ta-da!
1450
01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:34,190
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1451
01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:41,448
-Mystical, wasn't it?
-(LAUGHTER)
1452
01:19:41,531 --> 01:19:44,034
Please help me welcome to the stage
1453
01:19:44,117 --> 01:19:46,786
the new musical stylings
1454
01:19:46,870 --> 01:19:50,040
-of Waldo and Darla.
-(LAUGHS)
1455
01:19:50,498 --> 01:19:51,708
(WHOOPING)
1456
01:19:52,542 --> 01:19:55,545
Notice how Waldo's name is first.
1457
01:19:55,628 --> 01:19:56,838
Mmm-hmm.
1458
01:19:57,505 --> 01:19:59,174
(SINGING) I've been a-searching
1459
01:19:59,215 --> 01:20:01,801
All this big wide world
1460
01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:04,846
Now finally I found
1461
01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:09,684
My candy girl
1462
01:20:09,726 --> 01:20:12,520
Candy girl
1463
01:20:14,230 --> 01:20:18,193
I found me a girl
1464
01:20:18,234 --> 01:20:20,653
Candy girl
1465
01:20:21,029 --> 01:20:26,034
She sets my heart awhirl
1466
01:20:26,076 --> 01:20:28,411
Candy girl
1467
01:20:28,495 --> 01:20:29,662
With hugging
1468
01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:31,498
-Hugging
-And kissing
1469
01:20:31,581 --> 01:20:35,168
-Kissing
-And loving
1470
01:20:35,251 --> 01:20:37,671
We're fishing. The big one got away.
1471
01:20:38,672 --> 01:20:40,340
-Mine
-Mine
1472
01:20:40,715 --> 01:20:41,758
Whoa
1473
01:20:42,050 --> 01:20:43,093
And he twirls her around.
1474
01:20:49,015 --> 01:20:52,394
-They're super good.
-Yeah, I'd vote for them.
1475
01:20:52,435 --> 01:20:53,687
-What?
-Okay, what?
1476
01:20:53,770 --> 01:20:55,522
Candy girl
1477
01:20:55,605 --> 01:21:00,610
-She vows eternally
-Candy girl
1478
01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,779
Three, two, four.
1479
01:21:02,904 --> 01:21:04,280
To hold me
1480
01:21:04,364 --> 01:21:05,949
-Hold me
-And love me
1481
01:21:06,074 --> 01:21:09,244
-Love me
-Until the end of time
1482
01:21:10,453 --> 01:21:12,747
-He's mine
-Mine
1483
01:21:12,789 --> 01:21:14,124
-Mine
-Mine
1484
01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:17,585
Whoa
1485
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:22,257
Candy girl
1486
01:21:22,298 --> 01:21:25,260
Candy girl
1487
01:21:27,303 --> 01:21:28,680
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
1488
01:21:30,557 --> 01:21:31,599
(GRUNTS)
1489
01:21:32,434 --> 01:21:35,603
Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
1490
01:21:35,729 --> 01:21:36,938
(LAUGHS)
1491
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:38,106
Number one!
1492
01:21:38,189 --> 01:21:39,816
Bravo!
1493
01:21:40,859 --> 01:21:41,985
Thank you.
1494
01:21:42,068 --> 01:21:43,403
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1495
01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:44,696
Thank you.
1496
01:21:45,530 --> 01:21:46,906
Thank you.
1497
01:21:54,039 --> 01:21:55,290
That was amazing.
1498
01:21:55,373 --> 01:22:00,545
It looks like Waldo and Darla
are the act to beat.
1499
01:22:01,713 --> 01:22:05,342
Spanky, I don't think
we can compete with Waldo and Darla.
1500
01:22:06,092 --> 01:22:08,553
Oh, come on.
What do they have that we don't?
1501
01:22:08,970 --> 01:22:11,306
Uh, fancy costumes.
1502
01:22:11,389 --> 01:22:13,099
Great choreography.
1503
01:22:13,350 --> 01:22:15,143
And a pretty girl singer.
1504
01:22:15,226 --> 01:22:17,729
Face it, we don't stand a chance.
1505
01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:21,358
Okay, men.
Maybe we don't have all those things.
1506
01:22:21,441 --> 01:22:23,568
Maybe Waldo has more money than we do.
1507
01:22:23,651 --> 01:22:25,278
Maybe he has more of everything than we do.
1508
01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:27,989
But this it. Let's go in there together,
1509
01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:30,158
as a team and give it our best.
1510
01:22:30,241 --> 01:22:32,035
At least we'll know we tried.
1511
01:22:32,285 --> 01:22:33,620
HOST: And now,
1512
01:22:33,703 --> 01:22:37,332
last but certainly not least,
1513
01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:39,542
our final act.
1514
01:22:39,834 --> 01:22:42,128
I'm intrigued by their name when I saw it.
1515
01:22:42,754 --> 01:22:45,173
Please welcome the one and only
1516
01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:51,638
International Silver String Submarine Band.
1517
01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:54,099
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
1518
01:23:16,996 --> 01:23:18,289
Hi, everybody.
1519
01:23:19,624 --> 01:23:23,128
Tonight,
we're going to perform I Got You, Babe.
1520
01:23:23,211 --> 01:23:24,587
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
1521
01:23:24,671 --> 01:23:29,050
And we'd like to dedicate it
to a very special lady who's here tonight.
1522
01:23:29,509 --> 01:23:31,428
-Ready, gang?
-RASCALS: Ready.
1523
01:23:34,848 --> 01:23:37,350
And a one and a two and a...
1524
01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:38,727
(PLAYING TUNELESSLY)
1525
01:23:41,813 --> 01:23:42,939
(YAWNING)
1526
01:23:43,732 --> 01:23:46,776
(SINGING) They say we're young
And we don't know
1527
01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:51,573
We won't find out until we grow
1528
01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:56,327
Well, I don't know if all that's true
1529
01:23:56,411 --> 01:24:00,707
'Cause you got me and baby, I got you
1530
01:24:03,293 --> 01:24:04,544
Babe
1531
01:24:06,129 --> 01:24:07,547
I got you, babe
1532
01:24:09,632 --> 01:24:10,967
I got you, babe
1533
01:24:12,802 --> 01:24:18,641
I got flowers
In the spring
1534
01:24:19,267 --> 01:24:21,269
I got you
1535
01:24:22,145 --> 01:24:25,190
To wear my ring
1536
01:24:25,607 --> 01:24:28,735
And when I'm sad
1537
01:24:28,818 --> 01:24:30,779
You're a clown
1538
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:35,158
And if I get scared
1539
01:24:35,450 --> 01:24:38,328
You're always around
1540
01:24:39,037 --> 01:24:42,123
-Don't let them say your hair's too long
-(CHEERING)
1541
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:45,335
'Cause I don't care
With you I can't go wrong
1542
01:24:45,418 --> 01:24:48,838
Excuse me a second.
I have to handle something.
1543
01:24:48,922 --> 01:24:49,964
Okay.
1544
01:24:50,048 --> 01:24:52,509
Then put your little hand in mine
1545
01:24:52,592 --> 01:24:57,347
There ain't no hill
Or mountain we can't climb
1546
01:24:59,182 --> 01:25:01,601
(GASPS) Waldo? What are you doing?
1547
01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,770
Setting off the fire alarm.
1548
01:25:03,853 --> 01:25:08,191
Those Silver String Slimeballs can't win
if they can't finish their act.
1549
01:25:08,274 --> 01:25:10,068
But that would be cheating.
1550
01:25:10,193 --> 01:25:13,530
That would be winning.
You want to win, don't you?
1551
01:25:13,947 --> 01:25:17,909
It's not winning if you don't win fairly, Waldo.
1552
01:25:18,076 --> 01:25:22,205
I just can't believe
you would do something this sleazy.
1553
01:25:22,372 --> 01:25:24,374
Like my dad always says,
1554
01:25:24,457 --> 01:25:27,293
"It's not how you play the game,
it's winning that counts."
1555
01:25:27,711 --> 01:25:29,379
Oh, no, you're not, Waldo.
1556
01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:30,547
Huh?
1557
01:25:31,047 --> 01:25:32,090
(GRUNTS)
1558
01:25:32,632 --> 01:25:34,259
What kind of girl are you?
1559
01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:37,220
The kind who doesn't like cheaters
1560
01:25:37,303 --> 01:25:39,931
and who has a brown belt in karate.
(SCOFFS)
1561
01:25:41,766 --> 01:25:44,936
Doesn't matter. They'll never win anyways.
1562
01:25:45,395 --> 01:25:47,772
When I'm sad
1563
01:25:47,897 --> 01:25:50,900
You're a clown
1564
01:25:51,109 --> 01:25:54,320
And if I get scared
1565
01:25:54,404 --> 01:25:57,741
You're always around
1566
01:25:58,408 --> 01:26:01,578
Don't let them say your hair's too long
1567
01:26:01,619 --> 01:26:03,288
'Cause I don't care
1568
01:26:03,413 --> 01:26:06,833
With you I can't go wrong
1569
01:26:07,917 --> 01:26:11,588
Then put your little hand in mine
1570
01:26:11,629 --> 01:26:16,301
There ain't no hill
Or mountain we can't climb
1571
01:26:16,676 --> 01:26:17,927
Aw...
1572
01:26:18,178 --> 01:26:19,346
(TOGETHER) Babe
1573
01:26:20,972 --> 01:26:23,016
I got you, babe
1574
01:26:24,267 --> 01:26:26,102
I got you, babe
1575
01:26:27,312 --> 01:26:28,938
I got you, babe
1576
01:26:30,815 --> 01:26:32,692
I got you, babe
1577
01:26:34,611 --> 01:26:37,280
I got you to hold my hand
1578
01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:40,784
I got you to understand
1579
01:26:40,825 --> 01:26:43,536
I got you to walk with me
1580
01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:47,290
I got you to talk with me
1581
01:26:53,963 --> 01:26:57,175
I got you
1582
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,802
Babe
1583
01:26:58,843 --> 01:26:59,969
Everybody!
1584
01:27:00,178 --> 01:27:01,638
(CHEERING)
1585
01:27:01,721 --> 01:27:03,139
I got you, babe
1586
01:27:05,141 --> 01:27:07,018
I got you, babe
1587
01:27:08,228 --> 01:27:09,979
I got you, babe
1588
01:27:11,731 --> 01:27:12,982
I got you, babe
1589
01:27:14,859 --> 01:27:16,486
I got you, babe
1590
01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,823
I got you, babe
1591
01:27:21,491 --> 01:27:22,992
I got you, babe
1592
01:27:24,369 --> 01:27:28,748
I got you, babe
1593
01:27:32,419 --> 01:27:34,379
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1594
01:27:49,686 --> 01:27:52,897
Oh. Looks like the judges
have made their decision.
1595
01:27:53,023 --> 01:27:54,774
(DRUM ROLLS)
1596
01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,445
And the winner is
1597
01:27:58,528 --> 01:28:01,364
the International
Silver String Submarine Band!
1598
01:28:01,448 --> 01:28:02,449
(GASPS)
1599
01:28:02,532 --> 01:28:03,867
(SOBBING)
1600
01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:05,535
(SCREAMS)
1601
01:28:05,785 --> 01:28:07,537
(CHEERING)
1602
01:28:34,647 --> 01:28:35,774
(BARKS)
1603
01:28:37,567 --> 01:28:38,902
Bravo!
1604
01:28:38,943 --> 01:28:40,403
SPANKY: Grandma.
1605
01:28:42,030 --> 01:28:45,241
Oh, you, kids. Thank you so much.
1606
01:28:45,909 --> 01:28:47,827
How are we gonna fit this
check in the ATM machine?
1607
01:28:48,411 --> 01:28:49,537
(LAUGHTER)
1608
01:28:49,579 --> 01:28:51,456
I don't know!
1609
01:28:55,543 --> 01:28:58,463
Hey, Alfalfa. You were great tonight.
1610
01:28:59,047 --> 01:29:00,757
Thanks. So were you.
1611
01:29:00,882 --> 01:29:03,426
But what about Waldo?
1612
01:29:03,760 --> 01:29:06,262
He just became a solo act.
1613
01:29:06,429 --> 01:29:09,432
And I'm looking for a new band to sing in.
1614
01:29:10,141 --> 01:29:11,893
Any ideas?
1615
01:29:14,604 --> 01:29:17,440
Well, Mrs. Larson,
I hope you're proud of yourself.
1616
01:29:17,774 --> 01:29:18,942
Not at all.
1617
01:29:19,067 --> 01:29:21,611
I'm just so proud of my Little Rascals.
1618
01:29:22,070 --> 01:29:23,822
Well, what about the tree house, Dad?
1619
01:29:23,947 --> 01:29:25,657
I'll build you
another new tree house from the ground up.
1620
01:29:25,782 --> 01:29:27,784
-But I want that tree house.
-Look, I've got a great architect.
1621
01:29:27,909 --> 01:29:29,327
-I want... They don't deserve it! I do!
-You know.
1622
01:29:29,452 --> 01:29:31,746
-I want! I want! I want it!
-I'll take care of it, all right?
1623
01:29:32,122 --> 01:29:34,958
Congratulations, kids. You were great.
1624
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,459
You really were.
1625
01:29:37,002 --> 01:29:40,296
I'm even thinking you could perform
1626
01:29:40,338 --> 01:29:43,633
at the policemen's
Fourth of July picnic next month.
1627
01:29:43,758 --> 01:29:45,427
(CHEERING JOYOUSLY)
1628
01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:47,846
SPANKY: That would be awesome.
1629
01:29:48,179 --> 01:29:51,141
Or we could perform
at your wedding instead?
1630
01:29:51,349 --> 01:29:54,102
Uh, my wedding?
1631
01:29:55,478 --> 01:29:56,479
No. Alfalfa.
1632
01:29:56,604 --> 01:29:58,648
Yeah, hasn't he asked you to marry him yet?
1633
01:29:58,773 --> 01:30:00,650
He showed us the ring and everything.
1634
01:30:00,942 --> 01:30:02,318
-(BARKING)
-Uh...
1635
01:30:02,444 --> 01:30:03,695
(STUTTERS)
1636
01:30:04,154 --> 01:30:07,991
He certainly has, and I just told him...
1637
01:30:08,992 --> 01:30:10,326
"Yes."
1638
01:30:12,287 --> 01:30:13,538
-You have?
-(LAUGHS)
1639
01:30:14,497 --> 01:30:15,540
(LAUGHS)
1640
01:30:15,665 --> 01:30:16,958
She has.
1641
01:30:17,208 --> 01:30:18,501
Yes?
1642
01:30:21,671 --> 01:30:23,631
-Aw.
-(RASCALS GROANING)
1643
01:30:27,802 --> 01:30:29,012
(GAGS)
1644
01:30:44,527 --> 01:30:47,238
-Hi, Grandma.
-Well, you're just in time.
1645
01:30:47,530 --> 01:30:49,991
-Who wants muffins?
-ALL: Me!
1646
01:30:51,493 --> 01:30:53,536
Get in line. Ready?
1647
01:30:53,995 --> 01:30:55,038
Okay.
1648
01:31:06,341 --> 01:31:07,676
I caught it.
1649
01:31:07,926 --> 01:31:10,762
ALL: Thank you, Grandma!
1650
01:31:11,346 --> 01:31:12,347
(BARKING)
1651
01:31:12,430 --> 01:31:13,431
Here we go.
1652
01:31:17,060 --> 01:31:18,687
Come on, gang.
1653
01:31:40,417 --> 01:31:41,793
Wow!
1654
01:31:42,585 --> 01:31:44,587
Home, sweet home.
1655
01:31:44,754 --> 01:31:47,090
RASCALS: And how!
1656
01:31:47,132 --> 01:31:48,258
And how.
1657
01:31:48,299 --> 01:31:49,551
(BARKS)
1658
01:34:09,399 --> 01:34:11,818
BIG RAY: Keep your eyes closed. Ready?
1659
01:34:13,028 --> 01:34:14,237
(LAUGHING)
1660
01:34:14,362 --> 01:34:15,405
Wow.
1661
01:34:15,572 --> 01:34:18,992
Yes, it is "wow." It's got all the amenities.
1662
01:34:19,075 --> 01:34:22,537
Central air and heat,
Italian marble floors, granite countertops.
1663
01:34:23,038 --> 01:34:24,748
It's amazing, Dad.
1664
01:34:24,873 --> 01:34:26,916
Yes, it is. Here, you do the honors.
1665
01:34:29,252 --> 01:34:32,422
I christen thee "Club Waldo."
1666
01:34:32,505 --> 01:34:35,717
Members only, no riffraff.
1667
01:34:40,930 --> 01:34:42,766
Well, built to last.
1668
01:35:03,453 --> 01:35:05,288
Didn't see that coming.
1669
01:35:08,208 --> 01:35:05,288
I think I still have the receipt.
1670
01:35:06,305 --> 01:35:12,729
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