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Hi.

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Sorry, the lights--
hold on.

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Okay.
That's better.

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Hi.

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So I'll have copies of the zine

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after the reading.

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If you want
to buy one, it's $8.

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But, like, if you don't think
it's worth $8,

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I'll probably just
give you one for free.

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I wrote this about the summer

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I sold weed through
an online classifieds site.

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Oh, but I hate weed, though.

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It makes me, like,
very uncomfortable and paranoid

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and sort of fatalistic, I guess,

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but every once in a while,

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you know, someone
will get me to smoke,

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and every time they do,
I think, like,

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"Oh, this is the time
I'm gonna like smoking weed."

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But then I do,

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and I don't like it at all.

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It's the worst always.

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But I just couldn't remember

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if I put that fact
into the story,

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so I wanted to,

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you know, tell you now
up front, I guess.

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Okay, I'm wasting time,

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so I'm gonna start reading now.

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Here it goes.

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Last summer, I was working
for a consultant in Midtown

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mostly filling out
organizational charts

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and filing things and stuff.

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It was an objectively
crappy job,

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but my parents
were really proud of me

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because I had gotten a job.

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I was listening
to Toro y Moi a lot,

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and he has that line
where he says, 'I got a job.

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I do it fine.
Not what I want,

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but still I try.'

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That totally captured
how I felt.

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On the weekends, me and
friends mostly went biking

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and took hallucinogens
and benzodiazepines.

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We also went to some parties,

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and one night, I met a girl
at one of those parties.

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Meeting girls
isn't easy for me

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unless they come up to me,

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in which case I have no choice
but to meet them,

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and that was how I met Kate."

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Eliza!

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Hey.

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I have something for you.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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What is it?

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It's a weird muscle relaxant.

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I got it at the airport
in Mexico.

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Are you happy?

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Very.

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Thanks.

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Ooh, it tastes good.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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What makes you qualified
to change the playlist?

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What kind of qualifications
did the last guy have?

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This really isn't
about the last guy,

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and who says it was a guy?

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Okay, well...

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I write a music blog,

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published on
a popular music reviews website.

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I can send you my resume
if you prefer.

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It lists all of
my tangible qualifications.

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Maybe if you give me
your email address

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or, you know, your phone number.

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Whatever works for you re:
contact information

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is fine for me--just,
you know, that I'd have it.

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So do you want to dance?

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Oh, yeah, no.

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I don't really dance, per Se.

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Like, you can't
or, like, you won't?

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I never know how into it
I'm supposed to get, you know,

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and sometimes I get too into it,

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and then I end up making
that intense dance face

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where I sort of,
like, bite my lip,

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and I--you know, just like--

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You know, I'm sort of, like,
angry Bill Clinton.

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It's not good.

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And then the other option
is that, you know,

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I'm not into it enough,
and I hold back.

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Then I think everyone
around is probably thinking,

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like, "Oh, that kid thinks he's
too cool to dance," you know?

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I'm pretty sure no one
would ever think that about you.

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Okay, well, thank you.

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I think that probably means
it's about time

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for me to stop talking,

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because I've said enough--

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No, you were doing fine.

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- Wow.
- Adequate even.

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Oh, my God.

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But I actually
really like this song, so,

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like, are you ready to dance?

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<i>_</i> Qh__
- Let's do it.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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I can't do this.

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Okay.

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Yeah, no, there was a certain
too-good-to-be-true element

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about this whole thing anyway.

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Why can't you?

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- I have a boyfriend.
- Okay.

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But honestly I swear to God,

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it did not feel
like cheating until,

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like, just a moment ago.

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Like, I think
when you touched my boob,

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that's sort of when
I sort of drew the line.

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- Sure, sure.
- He doesn't live here.

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He goes to school in Virginia,

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so we have sort
of unconventional rules

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to sort of deal with that.

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Mm-hmm, and your
unconventional rules

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include a boob clause.

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Yes, yes.

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Good, good.

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I guess that's--yeah.

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Now, I'm just
spit-balling here.

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Okay.

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But do you want to just
fool around with me

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now and then, like,
marry him after

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college or something?

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<i>No, not--</i>

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Okay, I didn't think SO,

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but I thought
I would offer it anyway.

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All right, well,
in that case,

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should I call you
a cab or something?

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Well, can I sleep here?

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Oh.

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Would we have to sleep
head to toe or something?

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Not unless you really
wanted to, and we could,

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but I don't see
why we have to.

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- Great.
- It's not in the rule book.

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Oh, it's not.
There's not a section for--

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No,aslong
as you don't, like--

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with your hands
on my boobs.

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We can sleep
however we want as long

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as I'm not touching
your breasts.

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Great, that sounds good.

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I'm gonna go brush my teeth

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and take some sort
of uncomfortably cold shower.

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Let's do this,
classic song.

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Here we go.

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Mike brought me to a party
that I don't think

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I don't want to be at anymore,

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so I was wondering
if you'd want to come over.

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We could listen to music,
or we could just, you know,

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like, talk to each other
or something.

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Okay, um, that sounds great.

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Okay, awesome.

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See you later.

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Bye.

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Awesome.

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Hi, ma.

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David, so tell your mama.

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Are you dating?
Seeing any girls?

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- Ma, please.
- Adult to adult.

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You know I feel weird talking
to you about that kind of stuff.

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Could we just
talk about it later?

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- Later.
- Yeah, you know.

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Like later in our lives later.

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Everything's fine, re:
girls and me,

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but I just, you know,

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I feel weird talking
about it with you, so...

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That's what you always say
to me: “Everything fine, mommy.

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Not now, later."

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So I say to myself,
"Don't lose hope.

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Your boy is going to grow up
and become an adult."

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But I also think I'm not,

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like, exactly an adult yet in that,

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you know, I'm only 22,

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so I feel like I have
some time to get there.

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When your father was 22,

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he was already done
with the Army.

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He was already a man.

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And I say--

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this is really good.

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Oh, that's good.

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Are you sure her actually
living with us is,

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like, such a smart idea?

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You mean, like,
for the relationship or, like,

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for my creature comforts?

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Relationship.

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Honestly it's not ideal,
but I think the alternative,

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which is her living upstate

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and commuting is maybe worse
for the relationship, you know?

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Like, right now, we're just in
that new relationship sweet spot

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where we don't secretly
loathe each other yet,

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so I think it could
be fun for us.

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But I don't want it to be
annoying for you, you know?

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- Yeah.
- Can I speak candidly?

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Do you have to?

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I feel like I know
what you're gonna say.

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You're gonna say
you don't like it--

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I don't like it,
because you barely know her,

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and if she starts acting weird,
you have nowhere to go.

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And why does she have
to move in so soon?

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Whoa, nobody said move in.

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She's not moving in.

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She's staying here.
It's a totally different thing.

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Semantics, David, okay?

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After what, after seeing
each other for, like, a month?

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What, is she
the hipster grifter?

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The--really?
The hipster grifter?

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Dude, you've met her.
You know she's totally normal.

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And also she's crazy hot,

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and she wants to stay
in my room,

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which defies all logic.

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So basically there's nothing

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you can say short
of proving she's some sort

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of Neo-Nazi fembot
that would, you know,

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make me think this wasn't
a good idea, you know,

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and even then, I'd probably
still go through with it.

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Can I show her the mule?

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Yeah, sure, from time to time.

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- Really?
- No, go fuck yourself.

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David, can I speak to you?

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Sure.
What's up?

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In the conference room.

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Sure.

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You know you're not
the only one, right?

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Yeah, I guess.

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You have your company phone?

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Slide it down, please.

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Do I get some sort
of severance?

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You'll have to talk
to HR about that.

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And when do I need to,
like, be out by?

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You clear out your desk
by the end of today.

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Oh, and could you just
tell the front desk

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that if my morn calls
to just, you know,

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tell her that I stepped out
to lunch or something?

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Just for today?

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No, I mean, probably for,

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like, six months or so
until I get a new job.

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I can email you to let
you know when I do.

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Have you seen the news?

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Everything's crashed, no good.

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You are lucky
to have job, David.

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Yeah, no good.

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What did you want to do
when you were a kid?

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To be in America only.

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But, like, what did you want
to do when you got here?

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I didn't think like this.

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I think to be in America,
you do anything:

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airline pilot,
accounting, doctor,

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big company CEO,

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ball-base player,
cowboy.

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David, when Tata

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was a young boy,
dedushka used

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to play all the American
Western TV programs for him, eh?

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I thought everyone
in America is cowboy, bandits,

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Indians, sheriffs, deputies.

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Did you ever want to be
a bandit?

258
00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.205
Of course.

259
00:17:13.320 --> 00:17:15.527
The only one above the sheriff
is the bandits.

260
00:17:15.560 --> 00:17:17.961
For most of the story.

261
00:17:19.600 --> 00:17:21.329
David, eat.

262
00:17:53.360 --> 00:17:56.603
I'm sure
you'll find something else.

263
00:17:56.600 --> 00:17:58.364
Yeah, thanks.

264
00:17:58.480 --> 00:18:01.643
Do you know what you want
to do, like, with your life?

265
00:18:01.760 --> 00:18:02.761
I like sports.

266
00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:04.370
I can do something in sports.

267
00:18:04.520 --> 00:18:07.649
Are you joking?
I can't tell.

268
00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:10.007
Yeah, it's a "Seinfeld" thing.

269
00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:11.411
I don't actually like sports,

270
00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:14.006
I guess except tennis
and cycling,

271
00:18:14.120 --> 00:18:16.646
but there's too much drugs
in cycling.

272
00:18:22.760 --> 00:18:25.525
Well, I'm sure
you'll think of something.

273
00:18:25.520 --> 00:18:26.646
We'll see.

274
00:18:30.760 --> 00:18:32.171
Awesome, thank you.

275
00:18:32.160 --> 00:18:33.764
I got to go.

276
00:18:37.280 --> 00:18:38.406
Thanks,dude.

277
00:18:40.160 --> 00:18:44.051
Bye.

278
00:19:09.680 --> 00:19:10.806
Eliza!

279
00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:38.641
What's going on?

280
00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:40.967
Okay, I've got everything
I need. Can we meet this guy?

281
00:19:41.080 --> 00:19:43.242
- No.
- Just text me the info.

282
00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:44.969
Bye.

283
00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:46.849
Why do you have
to sell weed, though?

284
00:19:46.840 --> 00:19:50.242
Dealing just seems exciting
and glamorous

285
00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:52.481
and, like, potentially
extremely lucrative.

286
00:19:52.600 --> 00:19:54.728
I'll hopefully make
enough money to live on,

287
00:19:54.720 --> 00:19:58.884
and I'll get to, like,
live--capital L--

288
00:19:59.000 --> 00:20:01.606
in a way I haven't before.

289
00:20:01.760 --> 00:20:04.001
Plus, I'll have stuff
to write about,

290
00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:06.241
which would be cool
in that I want to be a writer.

291
00:20:09.360 --> 00:20:10.885
It's honestly kind of perfect,
right?

292
00:20:11.000 --> 00:20:12.525
I don't know.

293
00:20:12.520 --> 00:20:13.760
But, like,
here's the main thing:

294
00:20:13.880 --> 00:20:15.644
my chances
of getting caught are,

295
00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:17.642
like, relatively slim, right,

296
00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:19.130
which, you know,
is maybe fucked up,

297
00:20:19.120 --> 00:20:20.645

298
00:20:20.760 --> 00:20:22.000
- It's totally true.
- I mean, like--

299
00:20:22.000 --> 00:20:24.002
And I hate smoking weed,

300
00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.764
so it's not like I'll smoke
all my product or something.

301
00:20:25.760 --> 00:20:27.000
- Oh, boy.
- And you will be

302
00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.764
on a very specific ration,

303
00:20:28.760 --> 00:20:31.650
so you also will not smoke
all of my product.

304
00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:35.926
Seriously though,
anything I would want to get

305
00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:39.163
is, like,
totally impossible right now.

306
00:20:39.160 --> 00:20:41.640
I don't believe that
for two seconds.

307
00:20:41.640 --> 00:20:43.290
Well, if you play
your cards right

308
00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:46.290
and earn it, maybe
you'll get a discount.

309
00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:47.686
- I know how to earn it.
- Oh, yeah?

310
00:20:47.800 --> 00:20:49.689
I know exactly how to earn it.

311
00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:00.680
They're here.

312
00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:12.446
Hi, David Shapiro.

313
00:21:12.560 --> 00:21:14.688
David.
Hey, how's it going?

314
00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:36.850
So, like, are you guys
pretty busy today with deals?

315
00:21:36.960 --> 00:21:38.962
What do you need?

316
00:21:38.960 --> 00:21:40.849
How much is an ounce?

317
00:21:40.840 --> 00:21:42.729
370.

318
00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:47.726
Okay, then I guess let me
get...

319
00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:51.129
2 ounces.

320
00:21:51.120 --> 00:21:52.724
Is there a bulk discount?

321
00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:53.448
Two isn't bulk, B.

322
00:21:59.600 --> 00:22:01.887
(speaking in Spanish)

323
00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:02.881
Si.

324
00:22:05.360 --> 00:22:06.771
(speaking in Spanish)

325
00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:27.769
I wish I had, like, a button

326
00:22:27.760 --> 00:22:31.401
I could press to make
a tumbleweed roll by,

327
00:22:31.400 --> 00:22:35.041
you know, like in situations
where nothing else is happening.

328
00:22:35.040 --> 00:22:37.168
Oh, what was the strain called?

329
00:22:37.160 --> 00:22:41.290
- Green Kush.
- Green Kush, okay.

330
00:22:41.280 --> 00:22:43.044
Do you have any other strains?

331
00:22:43.040 --> 00:22:44.804
Not at the moment.

332
00:22:44.800 --> 00:22:46.802
Is there a time of year
that weed is in season

333
00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:49.810
and it costs less?

334
00:22:49.800 --> 00:22:51.404
Is this kid for real?

335
00:22:51.520 --> 00:22:53.522
You know, when you buy
different vegetables

336
00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:55.249
at different times of the year,
they cost different amounts

337
00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:58.921
because they go in and out
of season, you know?

338
00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:02.163
Bruto, weed isn't a vegetable.

339
00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:05.323
Doesn't work that way.

340
00:23:05.320 --> 00:23:07.322
(both speak Spanish)

341
00:23:14.920 --> 00:23:19.926
David, I'd like
to explain something to you.

342
00:23:20.080 --> 00:23:22.811
And it's not because I like you

343
00:23:22.800 --> 00:23:25.565
or because I think you're cute,

344
00:23:25.560 --> 00:23:27.324
but solely because
the more customers

345
00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:31.081
that buy from me,
the better it is for me.

346
00:23:31.080 --> 00:23:32.844
But I got this feeling

347
00:23:32.840 --> 00:23:35.844
that you're not gonna
be my customer for that long,

348
00:23:35.840 --> 00:23:38.844
so I need you to listen.

349
00:23:38.840 --> 00:23:41.207
You need to shut the fuck up.

350
00:23:41.320 --> 00:23:44.722
You need to keep your mouth
closed and shut the fuck up.

351
00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:46.290
I know that you're gonna
be selling to people,

352
00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.847
and you're gonna just
be telling your life story,

353
00:23:48.840 --> 00:23:50.490
but you need to cut
that shit out right now,

354
00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:52.369
or you're gonna get popped.

355
00:23:52.360 --> 00:23:54.044
And stop smiling like you're
in a motherfucking day care,

356
00:23:54.080 --> 00:23:55.605
or I'll rob you.

357
00:23:55.720 --> 00:23:56.721
The only reason I'm not
robbing you right now

358
00:23:56.840 --> 00:23:58.490
is because of her,

359
00:23:58.480 --> 00:23:59.720
and I'll probably make more
off of you in the long run

360
00:23:59.840 --> 00:24:02.366
than I can take off
you right now.

361
00:24:02.360 --> 00:24:05.364
Don't tell anyone more
than they need to know.

362
00:24:05.360 --> 00:24:07.567
Don't tell anybody shit
about your personal life.

363
00:24:07.600 --> 00:24:08.886
You want to talk?

364
00:24:09.000 --> 00:24:11.002
Talk about the weather or movies

365
00:24:11.120 --> 00:24:12.770
or some bullshit.

366
00:24:12.760 --> 00:24:15.127
Don't pick up that phone
if you don't have to.

367
00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:16.765
Don't text if
you don't have to.

368
00:24:16.760 --> 00:24:18.762
Keep all your conversations
to a minimum.

369
00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:24.641
Stay paranoid, B,
and keep it moving.

370
00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:28.881
You understand me?

371
00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:31.531
Yeah?

372
00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:34.291
Good.

373
00:24:34.280 --> 00:24:38.001
You call me when you need,
all right?

374
00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:39.764
You too, sweetheart.

375
00:24:46.280 --> 00:24:47.520
They seem nice.

376
00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.160
- Hi.
- Hey.

377
00:25:14.160 --> 00:25:17.050
How much would that scale be?

378
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.090
That is 40, but for you, 35.

379
00:25:20.080 --> 00:25:21.923
Oh, wow, that's so nice.
Thank you.

380
00:25:22.080 --> 00:25:25.084
Yeah, I'll take that, please.

381
00:25:25.080 --> 00:25:26.445
Anything else?

382
00:25:28.560 --> 00:25:30.688
Could I also get some
of those baggies, please?

383
00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:32.444
You got a lot
of jewelry, right?

384
00:25:35.840 --> 00:25:37.330
Why do you think that?

385
00:25:37.320 --> 00:25:40.961
That is what you put
in the baggies, right?

386
00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:42.200
- Oh.
- Jewelry, yeah.

387
00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:44.202
Jewelry, yeah, no, yeah, for--

388
00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:46.407
that's why I need
the baggies, is for my jewelry.

389
00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.084
Right, for jewelry.

390
00:25:48.080 --> 00:25:50.048
Yeah, also the scale
is for weighing jewelry.

391
00:25:50.080 --> 00:25:52.367
It's all jewelry purchases.

392
00:25:52.480 --> 00:25:56.724
- Total, $40.
- Okay.

393
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:58.085
Thank you.

394
00:25:58.080 --> 00:26:00.970
- Thank you.
- Good luck, huh?

395
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:04.601
Thanks, with my jewelry.

396
00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.848
Okay.

397
00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:08.604
Oh, God, sorry.
Sorry.

398
00:26:08.600 --> 00:26:10.011
- It's all right.
- Okay, sorry, bye.

399
00:26:10.120 --> 00:26:12.885
Thank you.

400
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:36.528
Hey, this is David Shapiro.

401
00:26:36.520 --> 00:26:38.761
I lost my job,
so I sell weed now.

402
00:26:38.760 --> 00:26:40.000
This is my weed number.

403
00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:41.001
Text me if you need, please.

404
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:42.764
I deliver.

405
00:26:42.760 --> 00:26:45.047
Also feel free
to pass this number around.

406
00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.527
How am I gonna sell all this?

407
00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.290
I texted everyone
I know who smokes,

408
00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:02.802
like, two hours ago,
and I got one response.

409
00:27:02.800 --> 00:27:07.044
I feel like that might not
add up to a full-time job.

410
00:27:07.040 --> 00:27:11.170
Could you just not sell it
and then say that you did?

411
00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:14.050
I don't think that
would be super profitable,

412
00:27:14.040 --> 00:27:17.169
but it's a good idea.

413
00:27:17.160 --> 00:27:20.050
You know, I was actually
thinking about this,

414
00:27:20.200 --> 00:27:22.328
and do you realize that

415
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:24.681
if you get caught
selling weed,

416
00:27:24.680 --> 00:27:26.808
it doesn't matter
where you went to college

417
00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:29.446
or how cute you are?

418
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:33.081
Because nobody
who pays over minimum wage

419
00:27:33.080 --> 00:27:36.641
is ever going to hire you ever.

420
00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:38.205
I just really want
the best for you.

421
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:41.204
I mean, I really care about you.

422
00:27:41.320 --> 00:27:46.201
I know that sounds
really corny, but I do.

423
00:27:46.320 --> 00:27:49.085
Do you want to see something?

424
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:50.326
Yeah.

425
00:27:50.320 --> 00:27:52.721
Okay, hand me my laptop.

426
00:27:52.840 --> 00:27:55.491
- Oh, on your laptop.
- Yes, on my laptop.

427
00:27:55.480 --> 00:27:57.608
What more do you want to see?

428
00:27:57.600 --> 00:28:00.365
- I don't know.
- You're gonna like it.

429
00:28:00.360 --> 00:28:02.966
- Promise.
- All right, laptop.

430
00:28:03.080 --> 00:28:06.368
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Uh-oh.

431
00:28:06.360 --> 00:28:09.125
Okay, get ready.

432
00:28:09.120 --> 00:28:10.360
Ta-da.

433
00:28:10.480 --> 00:28:12.130
What is this?

434
00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:14.083
This is a replacement
for that ugly, hideous couch

435
00:28:14.120 --> 00:28:15.121
in your living room.

436
00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:17.129
Whoa, pump the brakes.

437
00:28:17.240 --> 00:28:20.130
You just moved in here,
like, 45 seconds ago,

438
00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:22.242
and you're already redecorating.

439
00:28:22.240 --> 00:28:24.368
Yo, this my Bach pad, B.
It's not our starter home.

440
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:26.482
Oh, give me a break.

441
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:28.369
I just thought it might, like,

442
00:28:28.480 --> 00:28:32.007
make the room
less hideous, you know?

443
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:33.331
And it'll make
it more comfortable,

444
00:28:33.360 --> 00:28:36.125
and its like a perfect replacement

445
00:28:36.120 --> 00:28:38.885
because it probably
doesn't smell as bad.

446
00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:41.121
And that's a huge problem
that I'm having with the one

447
00:28:41.280 --> 00:28:44.124
that you have now.

448
00:28:44.120 --> 00:28:47.408
What are you doing?

449
00:28:47.520 --> 00:28:49.284
Are you trying to,
like, figure out a way

450
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.767
to sell weed on the Internet?

451
00:28:51.760 --> 00:28:53.524
No, I'm just trying something.

452
00:28:53.520 --> 00:28:54.760
I probably won't even
go through with it.

453
00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:57.531
This is completely
fucking insane.

454
00:28:57.520 --> 00:29:00.285
Please do not use your one phone
call from jail on me.

455
00:29:00.280 --> 00:29:02.169
I am not going to help you.

456
00:30:13.720 --> 00:30:16.246
Hey.

457
00:30:16.240 --> 00:30:19.244
- Are--are you MJ?
- Yeah.

458
00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:20.730
Okay, and you are a cop,

459
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:22.245
because you have to tell me
if you're a cop.

460
00:30:22.360 --> 00:30:23.885
Please just tell me
if you're a cop.

461
00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:27.362
I'm definitely not a cop.

462
00:30:27.360 --> 00:30:30.489
- Promise?
- Yeah.

463
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:32.005
But I might be a psychopath

464
00:30:32.120 --> 00:30:33.007
who wants to lure
into our apartment

465
00:30:33.120 --> 00:30:34.770
to murder you.

466
00:30:34.760 --> 00:30:36.205
Honestly that would be, like,
a huge relief to me

467
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:39.528
versus you being a cop.

468
00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:41.642
Okay, where do we do this?

469
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:44.644
My apartment's right there.

470
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:46.642
And you're not gonna, like,
rob me or something, right?

471
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.130
'Cause I don't have any
cash on me.

472
00:30:48.280 --> 00:30:49.088
It would be a total waste
of your time,

473
00:30:49.120 --> 00:30:50.770
so don't rob me, please.

474
00:30:50.760 --> 00:30:53.411
Maybe I should get one
of those stickers that says,

475
00:30:53.520 --> 00:30:55.409
"Carries less
than $30 cash," and,

476
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:57.289
like, put it on my bike,

477
00:30:57.280 --> 00:30:58.406
you know, 'cause then people
would know not to rob me.

478
00:30:58.520 --> 00:31:00.921
It wouldn't be worthwhile.

479
00:31:01.040 --> 00:31:03.407
Yeah, no, this isn't
where I would take somebody

480
00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:06.165
and then rob them
or murder them.

481
00:31:10.280 --> 00:31:12.169
In a darkened staircase.

482
00:31:26.560 --> 00:31:27.686
That's 20.

483
00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:33.682
Have you ordered online
before or...

484
00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:35.330
No, I just did it 'cause
I just moved here

485
00:31:35.320 --> 00:31:36.924
and I don't know anybody.

486
00:31:36.920 --> 00:31:39.924
So do you have, like,
regular hours,

487
00:31:40.080 --> 00:31:41.809
or can you deliver whenever?

488
00:31:41.800 --> 00:31:43.768
I deliver whenever.
Just email me when you need.

489
00:31:43.800 --> 00:31:45.325
I'm gonna need, like,
every day, so

490
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:46.441
maybe we should just
set up a time

491
00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:48.442
and do that.

492
00:31:48.440 --> 00:31:52.729
Okay, do you want
to say here every day at noon?

493
00:31:52.840 --> 00:31:54.080
Yeah, sounds good.

494
00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:55.725
Cool, I will see you
tomorrow then.

495
00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:59.327
See you tomorrow.

496
00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:10.210
I never knew sea horses
are hermaphrodites.

497
00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:11.361
Yeah,
that's pretty incredible.

498
00:32:11.360 --> 00:32:14.364
- Yeah.
- I made my first sale.

499
00:32:14.360 --> 00:32:16.249
Bye.

500
00:32:16.360 --> 00:32:17.486
John, what's up, man?

501
00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:18.845
What's up?

502
00:32:18.840 --> 00:32:20.490
- 20.
- Whoa.

503
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:35.360
Hey, mom, no,
I'm on my lunch break,

504
00:32:35.360 --> 00:32:37.010
but I just wanted to call
and tell you

505
00:32:37.120 --> 00:32:39.361
that work is going
much better than it was,

506
00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:42.529
and I don't want you to worry
about me not liking my job,

507
00:32:42.520 --> 00:32:44.249
because, you know, I do.

508
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.165
Sorry.

509
00:33:04.040 --> 00:33:05.769
That's awesome.

510
00:34:18.720 --> 00:34:20.722
Breaking news,
the U.S. stock market

511
00:34:20.720 --> 00:34:24.122
witnessed one of its worst
trading days in history

512
00:34:24.120 --> 00:34:26.726
when the Dow dropped
nearly 20% today.

513
00:34:26.720 --> 00:34:28.722
- Hello?
- Panicked brokers are trying

514
00:34:28.720 --> 00:34:30.484
to encourage investors
to keep them selling,

515
00:34:30.600 --> 00:34:33.604
but it doesn't look
like it's doing much good.

516
00:34:33.720 --> 00:34:36.371
Let's go to our financial
expert James Douglas,

517
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:39.603
who's live on Wall Street
and witnessing the chaos--

518
00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.240
What's up, dude?

519
00:34:42.240 --> 00:34:45.642
Hey, are you Jeff?

520
00:34:45.640 --> 00:34:46.527
You're Jeff.

521
00:34:46.640 --> 00:34:49.883
What did you need?

522
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:50.881
Do you have eighth?

523
00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:52.006
Yeah.

524
00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:01.882
So it's, um, 80.

525
00:35:07.160 --> 00:35:08.650
Sweet apartment.

526
00:35:08.640 --> 00:35:12.531
Thanks, it was a birthday gift
from my father.

527
00:35:12.640 --> 00:35:18.409
My dad once got me a LSAT
prep book for my birthday.

528
00:35:18.520 --> 00:35:21.046
Hey, do you want to smoke?

529
00:35:21.040 --> 00:35:23.691
No, I actually have
some deliveries

530
00:35:23.680 --> 00:35:25.682
right now to do, but thanks,

531
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:27.689
and maybe next time.

532
00:35:52.560 --> 00:35:54.449
You Green Jacket?

533
00:35:54.560 --> 00:35:57.962
We have to go for a ride.

534
00:35:57.960 --> 00:36:01.089
- How far are we going?
- Around the block.

535
00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:03.089
Do you think we could go
into a store or something?

536
00:36:03.080 --> 00:36:04.570
I was told to, you know, like,

537
00:36:04.720 --> 00:36:05.846
not get into cars
with strangers.

538
00:36:05.840 --> 00:36:08.081
Kid, don't waste
my fucking time.

539
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:20.600
Can you roll me one?

540
00:36:20.600 --> 00:36:22.364
Yeah.

541
00:36:32.720 --> 00:36:34.484
No, thanks.

542
00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:35.606
No, thanks?

543
00:36:35.600 --> 00:36:38.604
It makes me uncomfortable.

544
00:36:38.600 --> 00:36:41.763
Get paranoid, very prone
to panic attacks, anxiety,

545
00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:42.767
etcetera.

546
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:53.645
You don't seem like
a regular pot dealer.

547
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:55.888
You're not really
a regular pot buyer.

548
00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:00.129
How'd you get into this?

549
00:37:00.120 --> 00:37:01.770
I want to be a writer,

550
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.524
but that doesn't really
seem realistic,

551
00:37:03.640 --> 00:37:07.531
so I'm doing this until
something better occurs to me.

552
00:37:07.520 --> 00:37:08.760
Before this, I had
a conventional job,

553
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:10.649
but I lost it.

554
00:37:10.640 --> 00:37:12.290
I know how you feel.

555
00:37:12.280 --> 00:37:13.645
The board of directors
at my firm

556
00:37:13.640 --> 00:37:16.769
is meeting--well...

557
00:37:16.920 --> 00:37:18.763
they're gonna remove me.

558
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:20.410
You want to deal weed?

559
00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:21.925
I could put you in touch
with my supplier.

560
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:25.402
No, thank you.

561
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:26.811
Appreciate it.

562
00:37:29.680 --> 00:37:31.808
Is that your bike?

563
00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:33.370
I used to have an old Schwinn
when I was in college.

564
00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:36.802
That thing weighs, like,
half a fucking ton, right?

565
00:37:36.800 --> 00:37:38.802
It's heavy,
but I think maybe only,

566
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:39.926
like, 30 or 40 pounds.

567
00:37:45.680 --> 00:37:49.446
Why don't you get yourself
something decent?

568
00:37:49.560 --> 00:37:50.800
Are you serious?

569
00:37:50.800 --> 00:37:53.087
I'm investing
in your operation.

570
00:37:53.080 --> 00:37:57.449
When you're a kingpin,
you'll bring me some free bags.

571
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.081
Good luck with the Board.

572
00:38:21.200 --> 00:38:23.089
Hey.

573
00:38:23.200 --> 00:38:25.202
Hi.

574
00:38:25.200 --> 00:38:29.364
- I got a new bike.
- Yeah, I can see that.

575
00:38:29.360 --> 00:38:32.603
- What do you think?
- It's nice.

576
00:38:32.600 --> 00:38:35.604
That's really nice.

577
00:38:35.720 --> 00:38:36.846
Cool.

578
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:39.002
I got you something too.

579
00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:42.243
- I'm excited.
- I got you--

580
00:38:42.240 --> 00:38:44.004
Oh!

581
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:46.128
The inedible candy
that you love so much.

582
00:38:46.240 --> 00:38:47.605
- I love it.
- Yeah?

583
00:38:47.600 --> 00:38:48.761
Thank you.

584
00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:50.370
I have a distinct recollection

585
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.249
of you eating
that the night we met,

586
00:38:52.240 --> 00:38:53.651
and it was, like, really hard
for you to eat, so you kind

587
00:38:53.640 --> 00:38:55.369
of looked weird,
which was weird

588
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:57.369
because usually you're
so cool and casual.

589
00:38:57.520 --> 00:38:58.646
But that night, it was, like,

590
00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:00.762
the opposite
of smoking a cigarette.

591
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:03.764
Thank you.

592
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:04.761
That'll be gone in a week.

593
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:06.769
Gross.

594
00:39:06.880 --> 00:39:08.644
Here, get on.

595
00:39:08.640 --> 00:39:10.608
- No, I can't get on.
- Yeah, yeah, for sure you can.

596
00:39:10.640 --> 00:39:12.961
No my skirt--it's, like,
not conducive for bike riding.

597
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.287
It's really--I can't--look.

598
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:17.528
- Okay, just--
- I can't.

599
00:39:17.640 --> 00:39:20.041
- Just side-saddle it.
- What do you mean?

600
00:39:20.040 --> 00:39:22.168
Just, like, sit here but,
like, face there.

601
00:39:22.160 --> 00:39:24.925
But how is it gonna work?
Am I gonna die?

602
00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:28.811
Just sit.
Do you trust me?

603
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:30.290
Yeah, this is fun.

604
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:32.408
- Yeah, what do you think?
- It's nice.

605
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:33.925
My feet were hurting.

606
00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:35.126
Oh, good.
This is your chariot.

607
00:39:35.160 --> 00:39:36.685
Why is it so nice, though?

608
00:39:36.680 --> 00:39:38.409
Why'd you get
such an expensive one?

609
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:40.687
Well, at the risk
of sounding tautological,

610
00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:43.280
I prefer to think of it
as my, like, investment

611
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:44.406
in my business, you know?

612
00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.044
Okay.

613
00:39:46.040 --> 00:39:47.804
I'm gonna write it off
my drug dealer taxes.

614
00:39:56.680 --> 00:39:58.091
This place is cool.
You live here?

615
00:39:58.200 --> 00:40:00.806
Don't ask me personal shit.

616
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:03.565
Oh, yeah, right, sorry.

617
00:40:03.680 --> 00:40:05.682
- My dad's the super.
- Oh, cool.

618
00:40:05.680 --> 00:40:08.968
So you want Blueberry Haze
or California Sunset?

619
00:40:09.080 --> 00:40:10.969
Same price?

620
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:13.201
I'll take Blueberry Haze then.

621
00:40:13.200 --> 00:40:15.202
Does it have, like,
blueberry plant DNA,

622
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.607
like, spliced into it or something?

623
00:40:17.600 --> 00:40:20.444
No, B, the name's
are all bullshit.

624
00:40:20.600 --> 00:40:21.806
Wake up.
You should reconsider

625
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:23.968
because the California Sunset's
from Cal--

626
00:40:25.200 --> 00:40:26.850
Yo, that seat is hot, man.

627
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:28.729
You said got
some new tires on it?

628
00:40:28.720 --> 00:40:30.609
How you like them?

629
00:40:30.720 --> 00:40:32.449
Oh, yeah, no, they're nice.
They're gator skins.

630
00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:33.720
My old ones were starting
to get worn down

631
00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:35.490
and weren't gripping
the road right,

632
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:37.244
and all it takes
is one accident, you know?

633
00:40:37.240 --> 00:40:39.322
So you got to be careful,
but I think I want to put

634
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:40.725
a lighter crank set on it too.

635
00:40:40.720 --> 00:40:42.245
I think that's gonna
be my next move.

636
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:43.725
You picked that up
quick, man.

637
00:40:43.840 --> 00:40:45.604
Thanks.

638
00:40:53.600 --> 00:40:56.365
All right, I got to go, man.

639
00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.130
For real, though,

640
00:40:58.240 --> 00:40:59.480
how do you ride
this thing, man?

641
00:40:59.640 --> 00:41:01.642
I mean, why?
No brakes, no helmet.

642
00:41:01.640 --> 00:41:03.369
You can't even control
the shit.

643
00:41:03.520 --> 00:41:05.363
Oh, man, I can't imagine not
riding fixed gear anymore,

644
00:41:05.520 --> 00:41:07.648
and I control it as well
as I can control a regular bike

645
00:41:07.640 --> 00:41:09.244
with regular brakes.

646
00:41:09.240 --> 00:41:10.651
You know, all you do is,
like, stop your feet,

647
00:41:10.640 --> 00:41:12.404
and that's how you stop moving.

648
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:14.243
It's kind of hard to imagine
if you hadn't ridden one before,

649
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:16.521
but all it takes is a little bit
of practicing,

650
00:41:16.520 --> 00:41:18.284
like zooming around traffic,
like--

651
00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:21.290
You know, it's almost like
you're connected to the road,

652
00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:23.521
and, like, there's just
nothing like it, you know?

653
00:41:23.520 --> 00:41:24.885
I think honestly
for some people it can be,

654
00:41:25.040 --> 00:41:26.929
like, a spiritual thing,

655
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:28.922
and obviously also there are
some mechanical advantages too,

656
00:41:29.040 --> 00:41:31.520
but that's not why
I ride it, you know?

657
00:41:31.520 --> 00:41:34.410
Damn, brah,
I didn't want a fucking sermon.

658
00:41:34.400 --> 00:41:36.164
Let me ride it.
Okay, you got it?

659
00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:39.682
Just peddle.
Yeah, I got it.

660
00:41:39.680 --> 00:41:41.808
- Yeah.
- Whoa.

661
00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:43.564
Slow down, slow down.

662
00:41:43.560 --> 00:41:44.925
Just stop peddling,
stop--just stop peddling.

663
00:41:45.040 --> 00:41:46.166
No, keep--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

664
00:41:46.160 --> 00:41:49.562
You're fucking crazy, B.

665
00:41:49.560 --> 00:41:51.164
I don't know
how to stop this thing.

666
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:52.810
It gets easier.

667
00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:56.447
Want no part of that shit.

668
00:41:56.560 --> 00:41:58.324
I've never seen your face
like that.

669
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:06.968
<i>_</i> HEY-
<i>_</i> HEY-

670
00:42:06.960 --> 00:42:08.086

671
00:42:08.200 --> 00:42:10.089
- How are you?
- Good.

672
00:42:10.200 --> 00:42:12.567
What's up?

673
00:42:12.560 --> 00:42:16.849
Nothing; I have, like, 15
new customers or something,

674
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:17.961
so it's kind of crazy.

675
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:19.724
Oh, that's awesome.

676
00:42:19.720 --> 00:42:22.200
Yeah, I think
it's--| think it's awesome.

677
00:42:22.200 --> 00:42:23.611
- Yeah.
- I'll see you in a bit.

678
00:42:23.600 --> 00:42:25.329
Oh, you're leaving?

679
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.090
Yeah, I got to go,
but I'll see you tonight, okay?

680
00:42:27.080 --> 00:42:29.208
- Okay.
- Bye.

681
00:42:29.200 --> 00:42:31.089
Oh, slow down, chief.

682
00:42:31.200 --> 00:42:32.964
You want winner?
My ice cream's, like, melting.

683
00:42:33.080 --> 00:42:35.048
No, seriously I can't.
I got deliveries, but thanks.

684
00:42:35.080 --> 00:42:37.048
Dude, you're a weed dealer,
not an ambulance driver.

685
00:42:37.240 --> 00:42:39.208
They're not gonna give a fuck
if you're 15 minutes late.

686
00:42:39.240 --> 00:42:40.605
I guess we'll never know.

687
00:42:42.960 --> 00:42:44.724
Wow.

688
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:48.365
Did you know...

689
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.130
- Yeah?
- That the restaurant

690
00:42:50.240 --> 00:42:55.121
Red Lobster invented
the dish shrimp scampi?

691
00:42:55.120 --> 00:42:56.485
- Really?
- Yeah, in, like,

692
00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.005
the 1970s,
it didn't exist,

693
00:42:58.120 --> 00:43:00.122
and then they just invented it.

694
00:43:00.120 --> 00:43:02.122
- Okay, good one.
- Okay.

695
00:43:02.240 --> 00:43:07.121
Did you know that Taco Bell
invented the hard shell taco?

696
00:43:07.120 --> 00:43:10.522
- No, is that true?
- That is completely 100% true,

697
00:43:10.640 --> 00:43:15.646
and did you know
that Au Bon Pain invented bread?

698
00:43:16.400 --> 00:43:18.767
Wait, that one sounds
like it's probably not true.

699
00:43:18.760 --> 00:43:22.651
- It is true.
- The word "pain" does--

700
00:43:22.640 --> 00:43:24.290
My French is not so good.

701
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:26.647
Well, lucky for you,
mine is excellent, so...

702
00:43:26.640 --> 00:43:28.165
D'acc0rd.

703
00:43:28.160 --> 00:43:29.764
Do you even understand
what that means?

704
00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:31.644
- No, but it's very sexy.
- Thank you.

705
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:33.250
You can continue
to speak French for me

706
00:43:33.280 --> 00:43:34.406
at any and all times.

707
00:43:34.520 --> 00:43:36.170
I speak a little French.

708
00:43:36.160 --> 00:43:37.366
We should go to Paris,
and I should try it out.

709
00:43:37.400 --> 00:43:39.289
Let's go right now.

710
00:43:44.520 --> 00:43:46.170
Surprise!

711
00:43:50.160 --> 00:43:52.049
Birthday!

712
00:43:52.040 --> 00:43:54.441
Thank you guys so much.

713
00:43:54.560 --> 00:43:55.561
Hey!

714
00:43:55.560 --> 00:43:56.800
My man.

715
00:43:56.800 --> 00:43:58.165
Happy birthday.

716
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:00.163
What's up?
Totally fooled.

717
00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:05.207
- Hi, friends.
- Hi.

718
00:44:05.200 --> 00:44:07.202
I was so nervous I'd run
into one of you on the way in,

719
00:44:07.200 --> 00:44:09.328
but it worked out, so...

720
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:10.680
It totally worked out.

721
00:44:10.680 --> 00:44:13.206
- I was nervous.
- It's amazing.

722
00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:15.971
I don't know how you guys--
I don't know how you did this.

723
00:44:16.080 --> 00:44:17.844
I did it.
I pulled it off.

724
00:44:17.960 --> 00:44:20.201
Thank you.

725
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:21.321
The birthday boy.

726
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.560
Happy birthday!

727
00:44:23.560 --> 00:44:25.210
Whoo!

728
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:36.084
- Hey.
- Hey, this is amazing.

729
00:44:36.200 --> 00:44:38.089
Thank you so much.

730
00:44:38.200 --> 00:44:39.611
What's going on
with you, though?

731
00:44:39.600 --> 00:44:41.489
Are you okay?
You're, like, half dead.

732
00:44:41.600 --> 00:44:44.843
Oh, it's just I actually took
two of your clonazepams

733
00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:46.962
before we came, so I just need
to get some food in my stomach.

734
00:44:47.120 --> 00:44:48.849
I don't have any more
clonazepam.

735
00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:50.444
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, you do.

736
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.482
I know it was
on the night stand.

737
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:56.246
David, that was zolpidem.
Did you really take that?

738
00:44:56.360 --> 00:44:58.124
When you did start taking
a sleeping pill?

739
00:44:58.120 --> 00:44:59.884
When you started coming home
at 5:00 in the morning,

740
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:01.764
waking me up,
but honestly,

741
00:45:01.760 --> 00:45:04.127
what difference does it make
when I started taking it?

742
00:45:04.120 --> 00:45:07.886
Why would you take my pills
without asking me what they are?

743
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:11.004
I don't know,
because I like them.

744
00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:28.002
- Yay!
- Speech, speech, speech!

745
00:45:28.160 --> 00:45:30.288
Speech,speech,speech!

746
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.171
My excellent
good friends,

747
00:45:34.160 --> 00:45:35.889
a thousand monkeys

748
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:39.168
and a thousand typewriters
couldn't convey

749
00:45:39.160 --> 00:45:40.924
how I feel in this moment.

750
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:44.290
Thank you, GUYS-

751
00:45:55.560 --> 00:45:57.927
We'll get the check separate.

752
00:45:58.040 --> 00:45:59.166
Separate bills.

753
00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:01.328
Thank you.

754
00:46:25.080 --> 00:46:26.570
Guys, I'm so sorry.

755
00:46:26.560 --> 00:46:29.211
He'll be here any--
oh, here he is.

756
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:32.449
He's here.
Yeah, I'll keep an eye on the--

757
00:46:32.600 --> 00:46:34.728
Thank you.
Thank you for waiting.

758
00:46:39.600 --> 00:46:42.080
Hey.
I had to go to fucking Queens.

759
00:46:42.200 --> 00:46:45.204
Cool, I had to fight tooth
and nail to keep this court.

760
00:46:45.200 --> 00:46:46.725
I mean, look at that guy,
he's huge.

761
00:46:46.720 --> 00:46:48.722
And now we only have
30 minutes to play, so...

762
00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:50.729
- So let's get going.
- Great.

763
00:46:50.720 --> 00:46:52.484
Do you want to play a set
or just hit.

764
00:46:52.600 --> 00:46:54.250
Let's play a set.

765
00:46:54.360 --> 00:46:56.124
I don't need any warm up.
I was on the bike all day.

766
00:46:56.120 --> 00:46:58.361
Great, 'cause we don't have
time for you to warm up.

767
00:46:58.360 --> 00:47:00.362
- You want to serve?
- Yeah, ready?

768
00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:01.486
First ball in.

769
00:47:05.120 --> 00:47:08.363
Oh, sorry, little rusty.

770
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:09.600
Here we go, you ready?

771
00:47:13.120 --> 00:47:14.485
Oh.

772
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:16.528
Yeah, sorry.
That--yup.

773
00:47:16.520 --> 00:47:17.885
Okay, I get it.
I get it.

774
00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:19.365
I'm on your shit list right now.

775
00:47:19.360 --> 00:47:21.522
Can we please just, like, play?

776
00:47:21.520 --> 00:47:23.409
This is playing.

777
00:47:23.520 --> 00:47:25.522
Here we go.

778
00:47:30.520 --> 00:47:31.885
Hilarious.

779
00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:35.402
It's like I'm high
or something.

780
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:37.164
I don't know.

781
00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:46.410
As amazing
as playing tennis with you

782
00:47:46.520 --> 00:47:48.284
right now is,
I got to go on a run.

783
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:49.526
Are you serious?

784
00:47:49.520 --> 00:47:51.284
Yeah, no, I'm really sorry,

785
00:47:51.280 --> 00:47:53.044
but I did make it clear
I might have to leave early.

786
00:47:53.160 --> 00:47:54.525
I mean,
we just starting playing.

787
00:47:54.520 --> 00:47:57.683
Did we--did we
not just start playing?

788
00:47:57.680 --> 00:48:00.411
Again, really sorry.
I know this sucks, but--

789
00:48:00.560 --> 00:48:02.050
Can't you just do it
after we finish?

790
00:48:02.040 --> 00:48:05.169
My customers use me
because I'm fast and reliable.

791
00:48:05.160 --> 00:48:06.924
I'm the best at this.

792
00:48:06.920 --> 00:48:10.925
If I start making exceptions,
my business is fucked.

793
00:48:11.040 --> 00:48:13.566
I'll make it up to you, okay?
We'll play another day.

794
00:48:13.560 --> 00:48:15.210
No, I don't think so, dude.

795
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:16.924
Like, I don't think

796
00:48:17.080 --> 00:48:20.801
we can play tennis
or socialize or anything

797
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:22.445
until you get a new job.

798
00:48:22.440 --> 00:48:24.807
What do you mean, Mike?

799
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:26.849
I mean, I'm just
over it, dude.

800
00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:28.962
Every time we hang out,
I have to worry

801
00:48:28.960 --> 00:48:31.440
that the DEA is gonna show up
with assault rifles

802
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:32.441
and take us to prison.

803
00:48:32.560 --> 00:48:33.561
- The DEA.
- Yeah.

804
00:48:33.720 --> 00:48:35.210
- Really?
- Yeah.

805
00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:36.731
I think you've been
watching too many movies.

806
00:48:36.720 --> 00:48:38.290
It's hard to imagine
there's anyone lower

807
00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:39.731
on the weed-dealing totem
pole than me.

808
00:48:39.720 --> 00:48:41.324
I sell, like,
tiny amounts of weed.

809
00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:42.811
Yeah, and you
sell a lot of them,

810
00:48:42.840 --> 00:48:45.207
like a lot
of teeny amounts of weed.

811
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:47.607
Maybe they need some.
Why don't you go ask?

812
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:54.964
You should seriously consider

813
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:57.611
how this job is affecting
your relationships.

814
00:48:57.720 --> 00:49:00.121
I mean, have you even
talked to your girlfriend?

815
00:49:12.120 --> 00:49:14.600
I will be right back.

816
00:50:09.160 --> 00:50:10.571
Thanks.

817
00:50:10.560 --> 00:50:12.050
Want to smoke?

818
00:50:12.160 --> 00:50:13.525
I've got, like,
five other deliveries

819
00:50:13.560 --> 00:50:14.925
right now, but...

820
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:17.924
You say that every day.
Is it me?

821
00:50:17.920 --> 00:50:20.571
I just don't think
it would be a good idea

822
00:50:20.560 --> 00:50:23.928
for me to come inside.

823
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:38.080
Hi.

824
00:50:40.200 --> 00:50:41.964
What's up?

825
00:50:41.960 --> 00:50:44.440
I'm going
to the Janie tonight.

826
00:50:44.600 --> 00:50:45.442
You want to come?

827
00:50:45.600 --> 00:50:47.170
The Janie, really?

828
00:50:47.200 --> 00:50:50.204
Like--
like, by yourself.

829
00:50:50.200 --> 00:50:52.851
No, with my roommate.

830
00:50:52.840 --> 00:50:54.968
Aren't I your roommate?

831
00:50:55.080 --> 00:50:59.961
Yeah, no, my roommate
from school.

832
00:51:00.080 --> 00:51:03.368
Are you sure you don't want
to stay here tonight?

833
00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:05.369
Um, and do what?

834
00:51:05.360 --> 00:51:06.850
We could watching
this streaming documentary

835
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:08.843
that one of my customers
was telling me about,

836
00:51:08.840 --> 00:51:11.002
about how animals masturbate.

837
00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:13.002
Spoiler alert, whales masturbate

838
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:14.729
by rubbing up against rocks.

839
00:51:18.240 --> 00:51:20.891
Okay.

840
00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:24.004
Can you zip me UP?

841
00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:25.604
Sorry.

842
00:51:25.640 --> 00:51:27.642
Yeah.

843
00:51:27.640 --> 00:51:32.646
Also, though, did you know
that rats have clitorises?

844
00:51:32.640 --> 00:51:37.009
No, I did not,
but, yeah, thank you.

845
00:51:37.000 --> 00:51:38.286
Okay, bye.

846
00:51:38.280 --> 00:51:42.001
Even castrated
horses masturbate.

847
00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:45.004
Orangutans actually
fashion dildos out of tree bark.

848
00:51:56.520 --> 00:51:58.522
I mean, you can't be
a part-time drug dealer.

849
00:51:58.520 --> 00:52:00.284
It's a full-time gig,

850
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:02.282
and plus, I'm trying to find
inspiration for my story.

851
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:04.687
I mean, I'm still planning
on writing a novel.

852
00:52:04.680 --> 00:52:06.921
I don't know,
I don't know.

853
00:52:07.040 --> 00:52:08.041
It is what it is.

854
00:52:16.040 --> 00:52:19.408
Why do you chew up
your pills like that?

855
00:52:19.440 --> 00:52:22.683
Makes them work faster.

856
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.451
I don't like my job either.

857
00:52:25.560 --> 00:52:26.686
Really?

858
00:52:26.680 --> 00:52:28.330
It seems like it could be fun.

859
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:31.330
Writing about commercial
real estate?

860
00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:32.560
Yeah, no, I don't know.
I mean, it seems

861
00:52:32.680 --> 00:52:34.569
like it could be interesting,

862
00:52:34.560 --> 00:52:37.962
big deals, big egos, etcetera.

863
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:41.203
Want to trade jobs?

864
00:52:41.200 --> 00:52:43.089
No way.

865
00:52:48.600 --> 00:52:50.409
But I think they might be
hiring other writers

866
00:52:50.600 --> 00:52:52.329
if you're interested.

867
00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.962
What, really?
Yeah, definitely.

868
00:52:56.080 --> 00:52:58.606
Do you have any
experience writing?

869
00:52:58.600 --> 00:53:01.604
I write a blog
about a music website.

870
00:53:01.720 --> 00:53:04.246
Would that count?

871
00:53:04.240 --> 00:53:07.130
Email me the link,
and I'll show it to my boss.

872
00:53:07.120 --> 00:53:08.360
Awesome.

873
00:53:13.600 --> 00:53:16.490
- I know what you're doing.
- What?

874
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:19.245
What, do you think we don't
know what's going on here?

875
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:21.362
Yeah, you're here
every couple of days greasy

876
00:53:21.360 --> 00:53:23.124
like you've been biking all day.

877
00:53:23.120 --> 00:53:24.770
- Yeah, no, I like to bike.
- Yeah, you like to bike.

878
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:27.121
I know you like to bike.
Sometimes your eyes are red.

879
00:53:27.120 --> 00:53:28.884
Okay.

880
00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:32.527
And you look like you're
gonna shit your pants.

881
00:53:32.520 --> 00:53:34.522
Every time you leave,
the kid from 6.],

882
00:53:34.520 --> 00:53:36.363
he comes down, too,
a half hour later.

883
00:53:36.360 --> 00:53:40.729
His eyes are red too,
only he's more chilled out.

884
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:42.364
Yeah, no, look, I don't know
what you're talking about, man.

885
00:53:42.400 --> 00:53:43.765
That kid's just my friend,

886
00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:45.291
and I come to say
what's up to him, so...

887
00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:47.528
Yeah, okay,
what's his last name?

888
00:53:47.520 --> 00:53:49.170
I don't know it.

889
00:53:49.160 --> 00:53:50.889
I mean, we just,
like, take class together.

890
00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:52.365
It's not, like, I, you know,
asked him already.

891
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:53.526
I don't know
his life story, you know?

892
00:53:53.520 --> 00:53:58.048
Just relax.
Let me get some.

893
00:53:58.040 --> 00:54:01.806
Yeah, give me a little smoke.

894
00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:03.046
What?

895
00:54:10.680 --> 00:54:12.569
You scared the shit
out of me, dude.

896
00:54:12.680 --> 00:54:15.411
Sorry, I was only
fucking with you.

897
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:16.925
Yeah, hilarious.

898
00:54:17.040 --> 00:54:18.804
How much do you need?
Let me get a G.

899
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:26.445
It's 20.

900
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:32.446
Let me get another one.

901
00:54:32.440 --> 00:54:33.805
Okay.

902
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:38.325
Thanks.

903
00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:42.211
Yeah,oh,
it's another 20, though.

904
00:54:42.200 --> 00:54:44.851
Cops and security guards,
we're like this.

905
00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:52.088
Nice doing business with you.

906
00:55:30.600 --> 00:55:32.648
- What's up?
- What's up, bro?

907
00:55:32.640 --> 00:55:34.369
You all right?

908
00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:39.002
- Good, what's going on?
- Nothing, you ready?

909
00:55:39.000 --> 00:55:41.367
- Do it outside like this?
- No, it's in here.

910
00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:42.646
Oh.

911
00:55:47.120 --> 00:55:48.884
Said you wanted
3 ounces, right?

912
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:50.411
Yeah, please.

913
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:52.721
Cool.

914
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:55.650
Here you go.

915
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:57.524
Thanks.

916
00:55:57.640 --> 00:55:58.880
Is everything else good
with you, bro?

917
00:55:59.040 --> 00:56:01.042
Yeah, things are good.
How you doing?

918
00:56:01.040 --> 00:56:02.530
All right, man, you know.

919
00:56:02.520 --> 00:56:03.760
Just hanging in there,
so to speak.

920
00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:05.046
Put your hands
behind your back,

921
00:56:05.040 --> 00:56:06.041
and get up against the wall!

922
00:56:06.040 --> 00:56:07.530
You're under arrest.

923
00:56:07.640 --> 00:56:09.005
You have the right
to remain silent.

924
00:56:09.040 --> 00:56:10.804
Anything you say or do
can be used--

925
00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:12.404
- Ace, what's happening?
- I don't know, David.

926
00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:15.051
I don't know.
Ace, Ace, Ace.

927
00:56:15.040 --> 00:56:16.804
Ace.

928
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:20.163
- If you do not have a lawyer--
- Ace, what is this, man?

929
00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:22.282
Man, he's about to faint.

930
00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:29.569
You should see
your face right now.

931
00:56:29.560 --> 00:56:30.800
It's a joke, man.

932
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:31.926
Lighten up.

933
00:56:34.920 --> 00:56:36.206
Oh, come on, David,

934
00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:39.927
we're just joking with you, man.

935
00:56:40.080 --> 00:56:41.445
I'll see you next week.

936
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:01.321
What happened?

937
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:07.481
I got robbed, but only for, like,

938
00:57:07.600 --> 00:57:10.331
$20 by a doorman,
so whatever.

939
00:57:10.360 --> 00:57:11.850
It's just, like,

940
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:14.964
some kind of tax
or something, I guess,

941
00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:17.122
but then Ace
played a prank on me

942
00:57:17.240 --> 00:57:20.722
that really wasn't funny.

943
00:57:20.720 --> 00:57:22.609
I'm really sorry, David, but,

944
00:57:22.600 --> 00:57:25.001
like, you knew that stuff
like this was gonna happen.

945
00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.890
Okay, you're right.

946
00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.245
Okay.

947
00:57:32.360 --> 00:57:34.727
So I talked to Mike.

948
00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:38.003
I gathered.

949
00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:39.889
This job you have

950
00:57:39.880 --> 00:57:42.247
is making it impossible
to spend any time with you.

951
00:57:42.240 --> 00:57:45.130
You probably spend more time

952
00:57:45.120 --> 00:57:47.122
with your customers than you do
with your actual friends,

953
00:57:47.240 --> 00:57:49.129
and you act weird all the time

954
00:57:49.240 --> 00:57:52.528
because you are always
stoned or on pills.

955
00:57:52.520 --> 00:57:55.285
And you leave places
in the middle of hanging out,

956
00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:57.647
and everyone's really,
really worried about you

957
00:57:57.760 --> 00:57:59.524
because you sell weed

958
00:57:59.520 --> 00:58:01.409
in the most public way
possible: on the Internet.

959
00:58:01.520 --> 00:58:03.648
Well, I don't know
what else to do.

960
00:58:03.640 --> 00:58:05.881
You know, this is something
that I'm good at

961
00:58:06.040 --> 00:58:08.771
and makes me feel satisfied
with myself, you know?

962
00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:11.287
Even if there are
occasional hiccups.

963
00:58:11.400 --> 00:58:14.051
This whole entire
thing is a hiccup.

964
00:58:14.040 --> 00:58:16.281
We used to, like, spend time
together like normal people.

965
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:18.282
Like, we would go out
and do things

966
00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:20.169
and do activities,

967
00:58:20.160 --> 00:58:22.049
and now I spend more time
with your roommate,

968
00:58:22.160 --> 00:58:24.561
sitting on that disgusting couch
in your living room,

969
00:58:24.680 --> 00:58:26.045
than I do with you.

970
00:58:26.040 --> 00:58:27.280
Come on,
seriously, I mean,

971
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:29.442
we have nice conversations,

972
00:58:29.440 --> 00:58:31.807
and you teach me things
all the time.

973
00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:32.921
When I first met you,

974
00:58:32.920 --> 00:58:36.561
I felt curious about you,

975
00:58:36.560 --> 00:58:39.803
and I felt connected
to you in a way

976
00:58:39.800 --> 00:58:43.088
that I haven't felt
with anybody else before.

977
00:58:43.080 --> 00:58:44.923
You have a lot of ideas,

978
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:48.447
and some of them are great,

979
00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:51.683
like selling hummus
in squeeze bottles.

980
00:58:51.800 --> 00:58:53.962
- Great for sandwiches.
- It's brilliant!

981
00:58:53.960 --> 00:58:55.962
But, like, I don't
know what to do.

982
00:58:56.080 --> 00:58:57.730
Like, I can't do this anymore

983
00:58:57.720 --> 00:59:00.724
if you're not gonna
be here with me at all.

984
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:01.966
Okay, okay.

985
00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:07.849
Can we make a deal?

986
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:09.968
It depends what it is.

987
00:59:10.080 --> 00:59:13.084
I will try to be more here,

988
00:59:13.200 --> 00:59:15.965
like, way more here,

989
00:59:16.080 --> 00:59:20.085
if you can try
to be more okay

990
00:59:20.080 --> 00:59:22.731
with what I'm doing
when I'm not here.

991
00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:24.968
I don't know.
I guess we could try it.

992
00:59:24.960 --> 00:59:27.088
- Let's try it.
- Okay.

993
00:59:27.120 --> 00:59:29.361
Now, do you want to hear
some good news

994
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:32.723
about a possible thing
that might happen?

995
00:59:32.720 --> 00:59:35.610
One of my customers is gonna try
to set me up with a writing job.

996
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.769
It's something.

997
00:59:49.120 --> 00:59:50.121
I'm sorry.

998
00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.129
What are you doing on Thursday
at 7:00?

999
00:59:54.120 --> 00:59:56.088
Whatever you want.
Why?

1000
00:59:56.120 --> 00:59:57.963
I want you to take me
to dinner.

1001
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:00.401
You've neglected me for,
like, over two months,

1002
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:02.767
and now you have
to make it up to me.

1003
01:00:02.880 --> 01:00:05.167
Well, then
you'd better get ready,

1004
01:00:05.160 --> 01:00:09.165
'cause you're gonna
have, like, so much dinner,

1005
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:10.725
like, more dinner than, like,

1006
01:00:10.760 --> 01:00:12.285
you're even gonna know
what to do with.

1007
01:00:12.280 --> 01:00:15.170
I mean, it's gonna be,
like, 14 courses.

1008
01:00:15.160 --> 01:00:17.640
There's gonna be amuse-bouches

1009
01:00:17.640 --> 01:00:20.530
and aperitifs and digestifs.

1010
01:00:20.640 --> 01:00:25.407
All the "tifs" are gonna
be well-represented.

1011
01:00:25.520 --> 01:00:27.409
Okay.

1012
01:00:31.800 --> 01:00:34.929
And I really am sorry.

1013
01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.809
Thank you.

1014
01:00:42.200 --> 01:00:44.043
Hey, it's me.

1015
01:00:44.040 --> 01:00:46.042
I just have one more stop
to make, and then I'll be there.

1016
01:00:46.040 --> 01:00:48.566
So probably like 8:45.

1017
01:01:02.440 --> 01:01:04.090
Hello.

1018
01:01:04.080 --> 01:01:06.321
I have your delivery.

1019
01:01:06.440 --> 01:01:07.965
Well, come on in.

1020
01:01:11.840 --> 01:01:13.490
Let me see the shit.

1021
01:01:18.360 --> 01:01:20.488
What's this one called?

1022
01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:21.606
It's Candy Apple.

1023
01:01:21.720 --> 01:01:28.251
Candy Apple, Candy Apple.

1024
01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:30.249
I've smoked Swansea,

1025
01:01:30.240 --> 01:01:32.481
Blue Haze,

1026
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:37.486
Jack Frost, Lowrider,

1027
01:01:38.240 --> 01:01:42.131
Wonderberry,
Misty,

1028
01:01:42.120 --> 01:01:44.600
lceberry Blue,
JFK.

1029
01:01:47.880 --> 01:01:51.885
I even smoked Horse Shit
with my grandma.

1030
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:53.525
Don't do that.

1031
01:01:55.640 --> 01:01:57.642
This any good?

1032
01:01:57.640 --> 01:01:59.642
Yeah, it's great.

1033
01:01:59.760 --> 01:02:02.525
- It's 40 for the two.
- Is this a gram each?

1034
01:02:02.520 --> 01:02:05.763
'Cause it looks like maybe
.8, .9.

1035
01:02:05.760 --> 01:02:08.411
Yeah,no,
they're 20s, not grams.

1036
01:02:08.400 --> 01:02:10.528
We're not in Europe, dude.

1037
01:02:10.520 --> 01:02:13.171
We're not in Europe.

1038
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:20.886
- God bless America.
- Let's get fucked up.

1039
01:02:21.520 --> 01:02:24.524
I have somewhere to be,
actually, so enjoy.

1040
01:02:24.520 --> 01:02:28.161
Oh, 0h, got some girls coming.

1041
01:02:28.280 --> 01:02:30.169
Yeah, I should probably just--

1042
01:02:30.160 --> 01:02:32.811
Well, I got these.

1043
01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:36.805
- What are those?
- I don't know.

1044
01:03:47.600 --> 01:03:49.364
Fuck.

1045
01:04:22.520 --> 01:04:23.931
Fuck.

1046
01:06:12.880 --> 01:06:14.530
Do you have the two eighths?

1047
01:06:14.640 --> 01:06:15.971
Have you heard anything
about the job yet?

1048
01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:17.286
Yeah, I don't think
it looks good.

1049
01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:18.731
They just hired
a couple of people.

1050
01:06:18.760 --> 01:06:20.125
Did you show your boss
my blog?

1051
01:06:20.160 --> 01:06:21.764
Yeah.
Yeah, it was great.

1052
01:06:21.760 --> 01:06:25.890
It was really interesting stuff.

1053
01:06:25.880 --> 01:06:28.167
He said it just wasn't, like,
the same thing that we do.

1054
01:06:28.160 --> 01:06:30.049
I can do other stuff.

1055
01:06:30.160 --> 01:06:31.764
It's not like the ability
to write about real estate

1056
01:06:31.760 --> 01:06:33.285
is, like, an inborn
characteristic, you know?

1057
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:34.805
I mean, I could learn how
t0--

1058
01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:37.690
- Do you have the plants?
- Of course.

1059
01:06:37.800 --> 01:06:39.928
But do you see what
I'm saying about the--

1060
01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:42.161
Can I just have them?

1061
01:06:51.160 --> 01:06:54.164
Christmas!

1062
01:06:57.560 --> 01:06:58.925
- Thanks.
- Later.

1063
01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:00.206
See you.

1064
01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:05.690
(both speaking Spanish)

1065
01:07:20.440 --> 01:07:21.726
Oh, shit, a cop.

1066
01:07:21.720 --> 01:07:25.327
Where you going?

1067
01:07:25.440 --> 01:07:27.602
Fuck!

1068
01:07:27.600 --> 01:07:29.489
Fuck, was you watching me, man?

1069
01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:32.211
- You had me, huh?
- Fucking bullshit, man.

1070
01:07:37.840 --> 01:07:41.606
Hey, man,
leave them boys alone, now.

1071
01:07:41.720 --> 01:07:43.484
What you doing, man?

1072
01:07:43.480 --> 01:07:45.369
Them boys-hey!

1073
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:47.249
Legalize it, pavilar!

1074
01:07:50.720 --> 01:07:52.722
Have you talked to her yet?

1075
01:07:52.720 --> 01:07:55.121
Yeah, I sent her some
texts and emails,

1076
01:07:55.120 --> 01:07:56.724
including one
which I wrote entirely

1077
01:07:56.880 --> 01:08:00.601
from the perspective
of the "mailer demon," so...

1078
01:08:00.600 --> 01:08:02.762
Wait, what's the mailer demon?

1079
01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:04.364
You know that thing
that, you know,

1080
01:08:04.360 --> 01:08:06.124
sends you an email
when you send an email

1081
01:08:06.120 --> 01:08:07.326
to an address
that doesn't exist.

1082
01:08:07.360 --> 01:08:09.249
It bounces it back
to you, you know,

1083
01:08:09.240 --> 01:08:11.004
and then it says "Mailer Demon"
at the top in all caps.

1084
01:08:11.120 --> 01:08:12.645
What?

1085
01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:16.526
I'm pretty sure
that's called Mailer-Daemon.

1086
01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:18.409
Mailer-Daemon?

1087
01:08:18.520 --> 01:08:21.000
That's--I don't even
think that's a word.

1088
01:08:21.120 --> 01:08:22.281
Wouldn't it be demon?

1089
01:08:22.400 --> 01:08:25.006
What's a daemon?
I don't know.

1090
01:08:25.160 --> 01:08:27.891
I've never really actually
heard someone say Mailer-Daemon

1091
01:08:27.880 --> 01:08:32.602
or mailer demon out loud,
so you might actually be right.

1092
01:08:32.640 --> 01:08:36.167
So has she replied back
to your email or...

1093
01:08:36.160 --> 01:08:39.528
Oh, yeah, I'll show you.

1094
01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:41.522
She sent me this sweet pic

1095
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:43.522
of a middle finger made out of,

1096
01:08:43.520 --> 01:08:46.126
like, backslashes and stuff.

1097
01:08:46.160 --> 01:08:47.571
That's creative.

1098
01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:49.011
She really spent a lot
of time on it,

1099
01:08:49.040 --> 01:08:50.644
and she's clearly
thinking about me,

1100
01:08:50.680 --> 01:08:53.684
so I feel like it's just
a matter of time now.

1101
01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:54.806
Come on, we're good.

1102
01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:56.689
Yeah, no, it's--

1103
01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.450
Hey, maybe--you know what?

1104
01:08:58.440 --> 01:09:00.442
Maybe you should just
relax on her.

1105
01:09:00.440 --> 01:09:03.205
Oh, come on, man,
look how happy these guys are.

1106
01:09:03.200 --> 01:09:05.043
They're drinking the same stuff.

1107
01:09:05.200 --> 01:09:07.646
I feel like we're all gonna
be all smiles pretty soon here.

1108
01:09:14.960 --> 01:09:16.962
- Hey, what's--
- Did you turn Ace in?

1109
01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:19.440

1110
01:09:19.440 --> 01:09:20.441
He got arrested.

1111
01:09:20.440 --> 01:09:22.204
What? Holy shit!

1112
01:09:22.200 --> 01:09:23.850
'Cause he thinks
you turned him in.

1113
01:09:23.960 --> 01:09:25.200
Now he's looking for you.

1114
01:09:25.320 --> 01:09:26.731
What? Why?

1115
01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:28.210
'Cause he saw you, like,

1116
01:09:28.320 --> 01:09:30.209
a minute before he got
arrested,

1117
01:09:30.200 --> 01:09:31.201
and then afterwards, he tried
to call you to ask about it,

1118
01:09:31.320 --> 01:09:32.446
and you didn't answer.

1119
01:09:32.440 --> 01:09:34.090
Like, why didn't you answer?

1120
01:09:34.200 --> 01:09:36.202
I don't know.
I didn't see his call.

1121
01:09:36.200 --> 01:09:37.725
I must've missed it.
What are you talking about?

1122
01:09:37.840 --> 01:09:39.842
Wait, did you tell him
where I live?

1123
01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:41.604
I mean, I told him
the cross streets,

1124
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:43.370
but I didn't tell him
your address.

1125
01:09:43.480 --> 01:09:45.721
I didn't even know
why he was asking until, like,

1126
01:09:45.840 --> 01:09:46.807
after I already told him.

1127
01:09:46.840 --> 01:09:48.604
Like, I'm sorry.

1128
01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.604
Oh, fuck.

1129
01:09:51.600 --> 01:09:54.001
Do you think he's gonna tell
the cops about me or something?

1130
01:09:54.000 --> 01:09:55.729
I mean, I don't think
that's really his style.

1131
01:09:55.720 --> 01:09:58.007
Like, I don't think he would,
but you're,

1132
01:09:58.120 --> 01:10:01.363
like, a tiny fish
to them anyway, so...

1133
01:10:01.360 --> 01:10:03.761
What is his style?

1134
01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:11.484
Shit. Shit.

1135
01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:31.411
Do you go to school?

1136
01:10:31.400 --> 01:10:32.481
Don't ask me personal shit,
man.

1137
01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:34.170
You're a fucking drug dealer.

1138
01:10:34.160 --> 01:10:36.003
Drug dealers don't talk
about personal shit.

1139
01:10:36.040 --> 01:10:37.041
They talk about benign shit
or don't talk.

1140
01:10:37.040 --> 01:10:37.927
- Yeah, I just--
- Yeah.

1141
01:11:08.680 --> 01:11:10.808
Were you just doing that
for free weed?

1142
01:11:10.800 --> 01:11:13.451
It's okay if you were.
Like, I won't be offended, but--

1143
01:11:26.320 --> 01:11:29.210
Fuck!

1144
01:11:31.200 --> 01:11:34.204
Fuck!

1145
01:11:34.320 --> 01:11:35.845
Shit!

1146
01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:40.207
God fucking--fuck!

1147
01:11:52.840 --> 01:11:54.490
Hey, yo, cuz, what up?

1148
01:11:58.840 --> 01:12:00.001
Man, take it.

1149
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:02.241
Everything's in there.

1150
01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:12.604
Ace, man, listen.

1151
01:12:12.600 --> 01:12:14.762
Ace, man, I didn't say
anything to anyone.

1152
01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:16.370
I swear, man.
Why would I do that?

1153
01:12:16.360 --> 01:12:21.366
I wouldn't fucking--
Ace, man, please.

1154
01:12:21.640 --> 01:12:22.880
Please.

1155
01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:26.525
It's all right.

1156
01:12:29.400 --> 01:12:30.890
Ugh!

1157
01:12:38.400 --> 01:12:40.767
Get the fuck out of here.

1158
01:12:40.760 --> 01:12:42.046
You got something for me?

1159
01:12:42.040 --> 01:12:45.044
Little bitch.

1160
01:12:45.040 --> 01:12:47.042
Come and get some.

1161
01:12:47.160 --> 01:12:49.049
What you got here?

1162
01:12:49.040 --> 01:12:51.646
Got a little treat for me?

1163
01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:53.927
Oh, jackpot, fellas.

1164
01:12:54.040 --> 01:12:56.520
We're partying tonight.

1165
01:13:00.160 --> 01:13:03.801
You don't remember
what I told you?

1166
01:13:03.800 --> 01:13:05.450
Stay paranoid, B!

1167
01:14:08.120 --> 01:14:09.610
Hey, mom.

1168
01:14:13.360 --> 01:14:14.771
I just had a shitty day
at work, you know,

1169
01:14:14.880 --> 01:14:17.008
so I thought
I'd call and say hi.

1170
01:14:21.120 --> 01:14:25.523
Um, one of our clients just
delayed paying his fee for,

1171
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:27.010
like, months

1172
01:14:27.000 --> 01:14:29.002
and then just
declared bankruptcy,

1173
01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:31.128
so my boss is just in
a really foul mood, you know?

1174
01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:36.650
And Kate broke up with me.

1175
01:14:40.400 --> 01:14:42.402
Like, a month ago.

1176
01:14:46.280 --> 01:14:48.044
My girlfriend.

1177
01:14:52.920 --> 01:14:54.524
Ma, I did.

1178
01:15:02.400 --> 01:15:04.402
Ma, I've had a few girlfriends.

1179
01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:13.330
Okay.

1180
01:15:13.320 --> 01:15:14.685
Okay, good night, bye.

1181
01:15:38.840 --> 01:15:40.444
I didn't even
know you were here.

1182
01:15:40.440 --> 01:15:42.442
We're gonna order some Dominos.
You want?

1183
01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:46.087
Um, yeah, sure.

1184
01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:50.849
What happened to you?

1185
01:15:50.960 --> 01:15:53.725
I don't--| don't want
to talk about it, please.

1186
01:15:56.200 --> 01:15:58.726
Can I buy some hydrocodone
off of you, though, please?

1187
01:15:58.840 --> 01:16:00.080
You can have some.

1188
01:16:00.080 --> 01:16:01.081
Here.

1189
01:16:04.120 --> 01:16:06.487
Thanks.

1190
01:16:06.480 --> 01:16:08.130
Do you think it was a mistake

1191
01:16:08.120 --> 01:16:10.009
for me to let Kate
move in with us?

1192
01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:12.844
I really enjoyed
having her here.

1193
01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:15.491
She was very comforting.

1194
01:16:15.600 --> 01:16:19.002
I think that if you add up
all of the waking moments

1195
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:21.128
in the last four months

1196
01:16:21.120 --> 01:16:23.361
of which you were not
making any mistakes,

1197
01:16:23.360 --> 01:16:28.241
it would probably add up
to about six hours.

1198
01:16:28.240 --> 01:16:31.130
So, like, what did I do
that wasn't a mistake?

1199
01:16:31.120 --> 01:16:34.329
Kate--definitely
not a mistake, I think.

1200
01:16:34.400 --> 01:16:37.244
She was so hot
that I thought

1201
01:16:37.400 --> 01:16:40.643
she had to be mentally defective
to be sleeping with you.

1202
01:16:40.760 --> 01:16:42.125
You're such a fucker.

1203
01:16:42.280 --> 01:16:43.645
Or hiding a secret,

1204
01:16:43.760 --> 01:16:45.410
like maybe she murdered
her parents.

1205
01:16:45.520 --> 01:16:46.521
I don't know.

1206
01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:54.287
Why didn't you tell me
I was fucking up, man?

1207
01:16:54.400 --> 01:16:56.050
There were way
too many other people

1208
01:16:56.160 --> 01:16:58.527
trying to tell you
that I didn't need to.

1209
01:16:58.520 --> 01:17:01.410
Not that you listened.

1210
01:17:01.520 --> 01:17:03.409
No.

1211
01:17:03.400 --> 01:17:05.402
So what are you gonna do now?

1212
01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:16.682
And luckily Ace
didn't kill me,

1213
01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:19.570
and eventually he found the kid
who really did turn him in,

1214
01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:21.808
and he texted me, 'Sorry, bro.'

1215
01:17:21.800 --> 01:17:23.131
And I texted him back,
'It's okay.

1216
01:17:23.200 --> 01:17:25.680
I forgive you.'

1217
01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:28.206
I was not cut out
for that business,

1218
01:17:28.200 --> 01:17:31.568
but not everything
was totally destroyed.

1219
01:19:13.160 --> 01:19:14.924
He looks like a deranged maniac.

1220
01:19:15.040 --> 01:19:16.929
- I'll deal with it.
- Okay.

1221
01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:20.164
- Hi.
- Hi.

1222
01:19:20.160 --> 01:19:21.571
What are you doing here?

1223
01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:23.682
What happened to your face?

1224
01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:30.325
Um, so you left these
at my apartment,

1225
01:19:30.440 --> 01:19:32.568
and I wanted you to have them.

1226
01:19:32.560 --> 01:19:34.210
David, what the fuck?

1227
01:19:34.200 --> 01:19:36.328
What the fuck are you
doing at my house?

1228
01:19:36.320 --> 01:19:40.086
Well, I came to see you.

1229
01:19:40.200 --> 01:19:41.565
Why didn't you tell me
you were coming?

1230
01:19:41.680 --> 01:19:44.445
You would've said I couldn't.

1231
01:19:44.560 --> 01:19:47.325
Why are you covered in sweat?

1232
01:19:47.320 --> 01:19:49.322
Did you bike here?

1233
01:19:49.320 --> 01:19:50.446
Why?

1234
01:19:50.560 --> 01:19:53.291
I don't know.
It was nice out.

1235
01:19:53.320 --> 01:19:54.685
I didn't--I didn't really
give it much thought.

1236
01:19:54.840 --> 01:19:57.207
I just sort of did it.
Can we please talk?

1237
01:19:57.320 --> 01:19:58.321
Okay, fine.

1238
01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:02.490
Morn, I'm going out for,
like, one minute.

1239
01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:05.843
I'll be right back, okay?

1240
01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:09.731
Okay, let's go down,
talk down here.

1241
01:20:13.360 --> 01:20:15.488
It's nice to see you.

1242
01:20:15.480 --> 01:20:16.970
What happened to you?

1243
01:20:20.480 --> 01:20:24.724
I got beat up by Ace.

1244
01:20:24.720 --> 01:20:26.085
I mean, I deserved it,
you know?

1245
01:20:26.240 --> 01:20:28.607
I don't think I have
the constitution

1246
01:20:28.600 --> 01:20:31.604
to be a drug dealer.

1247
01:20:31.760 --> 01:20:33.125
I mean, you know that.

1248
01:20:38.760 --> 01:20:42.003
I came to tell you
that I miss you

1249
01:20:42.120 --> 01:20:43.645
and that I took for granted

1250
01:20:43.640 --> 01:20:45.529
and that I know that
I took for you granted

1251
01:20:45.640 --> 01:20:48.120
and that I'm really, really
sorry I took you for granted.

1252
01:20:51.000 --> 01:20:55.005
I'm making some of the changes
that we talked about, you know?

1253
01:20:55.160 --> 01:20:58.767
You're still working, though?

1254
01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:02.048
Not anymore.

1255
01:21:02.040 --> 01:21:04.646
I can live off
my savings for a while.

1256
01:21:04.760 --> 01:21:06.649
You know, I made,
like, $25,000-ish,

1257
01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:08.927
so I feel like
that should be all right.

1258
01:21:08.920 --> 01:21:11.048
There was $25,000
under that bed

1259
01:21:11.040 --> 01:21:12.929
I was sleeping in?

1260
01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:17.164
Probably more like $15,000
to $18,000 when you slept in it,

1261
01:21:17.160 --> 01:21:18.810
but...

1262
01:21:18.800 --> 01:21:22.282
Whatever, though, it's--
it's not worth it.

1263
01:21:22.280 --> 01:21:24.442
You know that.

1264
01:21:24.440 --> 01:21:26.568
I know.

1265
01:21:26.680 --> 01:21:28.921
Do you think that writing
job's gonna work out?

1266
01:21:29.040 --> 01:21:31.042
Definitely not,
but I've been applying

1267
01:21:31.040 --> 01:21:33.042
to a lot of other stuff,

1268
01:21:33.040 --> 01:21:36.044
but I feel like this
might be off-putting

1269
01:21:36.040 --> 01:21:38.805
to potential employers, but...

1270
01:21:44.200 --> 01:21:46.441
- Babe.
- Hi.

1271
01:21:52.080 --> 01:21:53.844
Um...

1272
01:21:55.960 --> 01:21:58.440
That's your ex-boyfriend.

1273
01:21:58.600 --> 01:22:00.090
Mm-hmm, yeah.

1274
01:22:09.480 --> 01:22:10.481
Um...

1275
01:22:12.480 --> 01:22:13.606
You probably should--

1276
01:22:13.720 --> 01:22:15.722
- Yeah.

1277
01:22:20.960 --> 01:22:24.726
I'm so frustrated with myself.

1278
01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:26.490
I don't know why
I do stupid things.

1279
01:22:26.600 --> 01:22:28.602
I'm just, like, kind
of a fucking idiot, you know?

1280
01:22:36.480 --> 01:22:37.447
Can I tell you a secret?

1281
01:22:39.240 --> 01:22:40.241
Yeah.

1282
01:22:49.400 --> 01:22:53.883
Hey!

1283
01:22:57.640 --> 01:23:02.009
Simon!
Simon, stop it!

1284
01:23:02.000 --> 01:23:04.287
Simon!
Come back.

1285
01:23:04.360 --> 01:23:07.170
What are--what are you doing?

1285
01:23:08.305 --> 01:23:14.534
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