1
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Hey, dog,
i caught us some dinner!

2
00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,743
<i> Pancakes?</i>

3
00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,817
Aah!

4
00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:05,757
Pancakes!

5
00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:03,282
-<i> Now you're gonna love it.</i>

6
00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:06,285
There's no professors,
there's no papers

7
00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:10,255
<i> there's just peace</i>
<i> and relaxation</i>
<i> the entire time.</i>

8
00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,925
<i> And relentless pounding</i>
<i> for, like, 6 days.</i>

9
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,528
-Gross. And beer!

10
00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,397
Don't forget about the beer.

11
00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:22,034
-And how can we forget
about beer with you in the car?

12
00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,295
-Rise and shine!

13
00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,831
-Aah, such an asshole.

14
00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,211
I gave up two weeks
in Belize for this?

15
00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:08,447
-Oh, come on.
You're gonna like this.

16
00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,682
The cabin's gonna be great,
you're gonna love it.

17
00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,185
-Mm-hmm.

18
00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:19,358
-Creepy.

19
00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:34,973
-Hey, there, little man.

20
00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,045
Dammit!

21
00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,516
-What the hell's
going on out here?

22
00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,220
-Dennis!

23
00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:50,789
Goddammit, what'd I tell you
about biting city folk?

24
00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,958
-Hey, it's not his fault.
Take it easy on him.

25
00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,762
-Take it easy?

26
00:04:56,764 --> 00:05:01,199
Don't you tell me
how to raise my boy, boy.

27
00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,535
Dennis isn't like
the other children.

28
00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:06,104
Everybody knows
you don't talk to him.

29
00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,907
-Maybe you should
make a sign, for the rest of us.

30
00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,844
-Come on, get outta here.

31
00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,150
There's a hose around back,
you wanna wash that hand up.

32
00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:21,053
It's the best I can offer.

33
00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,255
-Paul, you okay?
-Yeah. I'm fine.

34
00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,291
-Hey, deliverance!

35
00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,693
Is it smart leaving
your kid out here

36
00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:31,229
knowing he's a danger to people?

37
00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,931
-What are you
trying to say exactly?

38
00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,400
-What I'm saying is that
such an incident

39
00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:38,036
may result in a lawsuit.
You may be held liable.

40
00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,672
-We don't know nothin'
about that around here.

41
00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:43,041
Come on, Tommy.

42
00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:50,549
-Peace and relaxation,
remember?

43
00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,584
-God.

44
00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,888
-What just happened?

45
00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,968
-Aah, shit.

46
00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,475
Freakin' hillbilly vampires.

47
00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,556
-I'd be careful with that.

48
00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,158
-What is it?

49
00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,794
-This is fox piss.

50
00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,629
You don't wanna drop that on you

51
00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,198
you'll have every animal in the
county wanting to hump your leg.

52
00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,700
-Hm.

53
00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,902
-You should get
some of that for your mom.

54
00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,036
-Mm.

55
00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:48,407
-I'm gonna go get the beer.

56
00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:51,309
-You kids here on vacation
or you just passin' through?

57
00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,344
-Vacation.

58
00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:55,046
-Ah. Well.

59
00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,215
I hope you enjoy
our little slice of heaven

60
00:06:57,217 --> 00:06:59,217
as much as we do.

61
00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,421
-You okay?
-Yeah.

62
00:07:02,423 --> 00:07:04,289
I'll be fine, just, just kids.

63
00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,358
-Ah, I have a first aid kit
in the car, will grab it.

64
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,459
-Thanks.

65
00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,628
-Ah, seeing as
you're such a fine group

66
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,863
I feel it's my..

67
00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:15,200
...civic duty to warn you.

68
00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:17,202
Be careful out there.

69
00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,540
Especially..

70
00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,875
...you go hiking in those woods?

71
00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,243
-What's in the woods?

72
00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,179
-Bad stuff.

73
00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,347
-It's nothing we can't handle.

74
00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,682
I'm sure.

75
00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:34,586
-Lyme's disease
is pretty bad in these parts.

76
00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,422
All I can say is
check for ticks.

77
00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,257
-Why, what happened?

78
00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:43,929
-Few hikers got
real sick last week.

79
00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:48,667
Uh, doctors took care of them,
i guess.

80
00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,307
-What do you mean, uh,
what do you mean you guess?

81
00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,309
-<i> Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey!</i>

82
00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,145
-What?

83
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,847
-You wanna give me
one good reason

84
00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:04,683
why you'd steal
a snicker's bar? Huh?

85
00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:07,552
-Would you believe me if i
told you it was for the nougat?

86
00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:09,120
-The nouga-what now?

87
00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,655
-Never mind.

88
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,258
Look, I'm sorry. Really.

89
00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:15,393
Seriously, I, sometimes I just
take things, I don't know why.

90
00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:16,428
-Get the hell outta here!

91
00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,897
-Yeah, okay.

92
00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,533
-Goes for the rest of you
as well, get outta here

93
00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,468
before I call the sheriff.

94
00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:27,572
-What? It was an accident.

95
00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:28,974
-<i> An accident?</i>

96
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,802
-Hey, listen to this.

97
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,071
"Welcome and enjoy your stay.

98
00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:08,740
"Real remote mountain getaways.

99
00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,709
"If you're looking for fun

100
00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,811
you've come to the wrong place."

101
00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,247
I think w-we'll have fun.

102
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,117
-Wow, this place is amazing.

103
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:24,689
Your mom really hooked this up,
except I can't find the TV?

104
00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,691
-<i> You coming?</i>

105
00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:31,796
-I'm not getting any bars.

106
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:36,534
Um, so no phone, and
I'm guessing no Internet there.

107
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,638
-Whoa, wa-wa-whoa-oh-oh.

108
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,139
No Internet?

109
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,142
Ha ha. No weed.

110
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,544
No gta v, no black ops ii

111
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:50,749
no stimpy, no minecraft,
no...Weed?

112
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:52,150
-You mentioned weed twice.

113
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,486
-Yeah, I know. On purpose.

114
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,355
What, we're talking a whole week
here, there's no way.

115
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,857
Dude, my clan needs me.

116
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:02,527
-Just think of this as gamer
rehab, you'll get over it.

117
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,663
-But I don't wanna
go to gamer rehab.

118
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,267
-You brought a gun?

119
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,869
-Okay, firstly,
it's not a gun.

120
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,005
It's a rifle.

121
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:50,775
More specifically,
an assault rifle.

122
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,278
Second, we're in the woods,
so I thought I'd practice

123
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,913
my survival skills.

124
00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,082
-Don't you think
that's a little overkill?

125
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,317
-No.

126
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,586
Fully upgraded.

127
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,722
Barely legal.

128
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,323
I won't even go into
the tech specs

129
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,791
<i> on this beast 'cause you</i>
<i> couldn't handle it.</i>

130
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,226
-You're gonna
accidentally shoot one of us.

131
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,627
-Never happened.
I've years of training.

132
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,630
-<i> Video games don't count.</i>

133
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,165
Will you just be
careful with that thing?

134
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,533
-Okay, will you relax?

135
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,801
I'm perfectly responsible.

136
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,274
-Jesus, dude.

137
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,877
-My bad. My bad.

138
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,446
-Just keep
that thing away from me.

139
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,017
-Cool.

140
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,855
Whoa!

141
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,126
Epic.

142
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:25,003
I'm about to go ham
on some indigenous beastie.

143
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,001
-What happened to no signal?

144
00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,004
-I can still post stuff.

145
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,073
It'll upload,
it'll just take longer.

146
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:06,077
-You could just
put that down and enjoy this.

147
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,890
-So, Karen..

148
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,526
...how long have we
known each other for?

149
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,827
-That's a weird question.

150
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,829
-Hm.

151
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,867
-I don't know,
was just thinkin'.

152
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,101
-Just thinkin'?

153
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,806
Um..

154
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,542
...gosh, I don't know.

155
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,410
4th grade?

156
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,548
That's a long time.

157
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,617
-It's a long time.

158
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,659
-We gonna go swimming?

159
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,968
I'll race you to the island!

160
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,478
-You know Toby brown?

161
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,281
-Yeah.

162
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,284
Greasy Toby,
the guy with the ocd?

163
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:57,755
-Yeah. That and add.

164
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,457
He tried to kiss me.

165
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,095
-He did?

166
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,697
-Mm-hmm.

167
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:07,799
Two days ago.

168
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,701
It's weird, it's like..

169
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:12,770
...this family friend
I've had for 12 years.

170
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:17,008
Just...He put his hands on my
face and tongue down my throat

171
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,712
and it was, was gross.
It was just bad.

172
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:25,116
-What, was it...Gross because
you'd known him for so long

173
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,785
or...Because he's gross?

174
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,289
-Mm...It was definitely him.

175
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:38,329
You know how, like,
sometimes you've known someone

176
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,565
a really long time

177
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:43,735
and you just wanna kiss 'em just
to see if they're a good kisser?

178
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,441
-Yeah.

179
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,646
-I don't think there's
anything wrong with that.

180
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,828
-Where are you going?

181
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,964
-Swimming.

182
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,705
-Thought we were kissing!

183
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,040
-We were.

184
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,595
-Oh, shit.

185
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,604
Janny, I'm coming up
on your seven.

186
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,973
Fraggo!

187
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,308
Poof!

188
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,411
Aah! I think I just got
a team killed to save you guys.

189
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,213
It's all good, move it up!

190
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,753
Ninja3609..

191
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,355
...do you copy?

192
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,759
Agent36? Shit, they got him.

193
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,101
Shit, of course, now it's on.

194
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,538
Whoo!

195
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,841
God, that's most good.

196
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:31,709
-Aah!

197
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,046
-Oh, no! Oh, no.

198
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,052
Oh, no.

199
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,520
-You shot me!

200
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,089
-No fucking way.
Oh, my god, I'm sorry, man.

201
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,691
I am so sorry!

202
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,728
-Help me!

203
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,063
-Okay, okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

204
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:55,199
Don't come near me, man, okay?
Stay back.

205
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,200
-Help me!
-Okay, okay, stay back.

206
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,169
-Ugh!
-Hey, stay back!

207
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,470
I said stay back!

208
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,940
I said stay back!

209
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,443
I'll get you some help,
just stay there!

210
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,178
Please!

211
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,516
Holy shit.

212
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,518
Fuck.

213
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,456
-Help me!

214
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,491
<i> Help me!</i>

215
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,509
-Oh, my god.

216
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,480
What the...Fuck?

217
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,286
Aah!

218
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:55,126
-Bert. Hey.

219
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,862
<i> Bert, come here! Come here.</i>

220
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,463
-<i> Holy shit.</i>

221
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,798
-What are you doing?

222
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,067
What, were you trying
to burn the whole place down?

223
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,369
<i> What's wrong with you?</i>

224
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,839
-What are you?
Smokey the clown?

225
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,575
-You mean smokey the bear?

226
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,410
-Seriously though,
how old are you?

227
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,744
We can't leave you alone
for five minutes without

228
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,013
you burning the place down?

229
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:20,484
And he brought a gun. Great, so,
what were you shooting at?

230
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,421
-Squirrels.
I was shootin' some squirrels.

231
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,026
-Okay.
-What is wrong with him?

232
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,462
-<i> Video game</i>
<i> withdrawals maybe.</i>

233
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,977
-What are you gonna roast
on that thing?

234
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,612
-Squirrel, if we even get one.

235
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,713
-I'm a vegetarian.

236
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:56,988
-So, Paul, tell your story.

237
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,590
-No, no, man, it's..

238
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,159
It's too traumatic.
I don't want to talk about that.

239
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,694
-We like traumatic stories.

240
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,797
I mean, not about me,
but in general.

241
00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,232
-Plus trauma bonds people

242
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,101
so you can totally
talk to us about it.

243
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,003
-Trauma bonds people
who experience it

244
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:13,170
not the people
that you tell the story --

245
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:16,040
-just tell the story!
-Fine. Fine.

246
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:24,915
-We used to go to this
bowling alley

247
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,118
Lenny meads Brighton bowl,
you remember it?

248
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,687
-It was in Brighton, right?

249
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:33,257
-Yeah, that's why
it's called Brighton bowl.

250
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:34,792
-Okay, guys.

251
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,994
-<i> Anyway, every weekend</i>
<i> I would go there either</i>

252
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:41,165
with my dad or for a birthday
party or whatever.

253
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,367
One weekend I asked my dad
if we were going?

254
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,703
He said, no.
He said the alley was closed.

255
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,841
Apparently,
some disgruntled employee

256
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:55,146
was holding all the other
employees at gunpoint.

257
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:57,415
<i> The police said that he tied</i>
<i> each hostage</i>

258
00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:01,285
to a chair and arranged them
in a circle.

259
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:05,356
That way everyone was forced
to look at one another.

260
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:07,425
Then after that they've been
gagged and beaten

261
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,827
this maniac breaks out
a ball-peen hammer

262
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,929
and one by one..

263
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000
<i> ...smashes in the back</i>
<i> of their heads.</i>

264
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,106
-Can you imagine
dying like that?

265
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,308
Just watching
all of your friends dying

266
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:25,743
knowing you're next?

267
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:26,977
-I can't.

268
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,080
-That's not all.

269
00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:31,182
This guy doesn't stop,
he breaks out the fire axe.

270
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,751
The alarm sounds,
but he doesn't care.

271
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,219
He hacks off
all of their limbs

272
00:22:35,221 --> 00:22:37,288
dismembers them completely.

273
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:39,156
When the police arrived

274
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,392
they just found
6 bloody torsos

275
00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,061
tied to those colored
bowling chairs, remember?

276
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,098
Blood everywhere.

277
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,266
No sign of the killer though.

278
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,205
-And that was your childhood
playground?

279
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,843
-Yeah.

280
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,611
-True story.

281
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,684
-Oh, my god, you were lying?

282
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,253
-No, it's true..
You can look it up.

283
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:11,422
-You fuckers.
-It's not a funny story.

284
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,923
It's Jeff's face
that's making me laugh.

285
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,259
Shit!

286
00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,495
-Where the fuck
did you come from?

287
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,532
-You spyin' on us?
-No, not at all.

288
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:25,169
Just saw your campfire.

289
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:29,106
I was out on a midnight hike, i
thought I'd come and say hello.

290
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,142
I haven't seen
anybody up here in a week.

291
00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,710
-Um, can you do
something about--

292
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,946
-Dr. mambo.
His name is Dr. mambo.

293
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,481
At least that's what I call.

294
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:38,616
He seems to like it.

295
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:42,453
-Psychiatrist or pediatrician?

296
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,288
-Little of both, I guess.

297
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,424
-What are you doing out here?

298
00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,926
-Same thing you guys are.

299
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:51,362
Enjoying nature.

300
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:54,498
Some of the best free climbing
is right here in this valley.

301
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,700
-I hate heights.

302
00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:59,270
-It's definitely
not for everybody.

303
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:01,605
So you don't mind if I sit here
and chill out with you guys

304
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,873
for a bit, do you?

305
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,676
-Actually we're having
a private conversation

306
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,411
so if you don't mind..

307
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:10,614
-No worries.
I get it.

308
00:24:10,616 --> 00:24:13,584
-I guess I'll just take
this big bag of weed

309
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,152
and smoke it all by myself.

310
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:18,022
-Oh, hey..
-No, no, no..

311
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,724
-Are you sure?
-Hey, no..

312
00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:22,993
-I'm so sorry.
What's your name?

313
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:26,330
-Connor.
But you can call me grim.

314
00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,965
-Grim like, uh, grimace or..

315
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:32,770
-No...Just grim.

316
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,808
Like that..

317
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,777
Like the grim reaper.

318
00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,814
I figure I'm gonna die up
in these mountains anyway

319
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:48,519
so...I don't know..

320
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:51,288
Just a nickname.
I didn't beg it.

321
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,366
I just came up here
from Berkeley.

322
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,003
Now that's a party town.

323
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:09,306
-Karen was just there.
-Oh, yeah?

324
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,309
-Yeah.

325
00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:15,145
Oh, my gosh,
i met these guys in..

326
00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:16,714
<i> They won't let me drink</i>
<i> anything but beer</i>

327
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,550
<i> for, like, 5 days.</i>
<i> Just solid.</i>

328
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,253
-I've done that.

329
00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:25,389
I got drunk.

330
00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:27,725
-Actually, it sounds
like a pretty cool idea.

331
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:29,994
Only drinking beer.
-I could do it.

332
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,796
I don't know if you could.

333
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:35,666
-If that is a challenge, sir,
then I accept.

334
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,669
-Alright, fine,
from here on out,
we'll only drink beer.

335
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:41,105
-Deal.

336
00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:47,011
-Looks like rain
is headed our way.

337
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,146
It's gonna be a wet one.

338
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:53,250
-Yeah. Party's over.

339
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,488
-Why don't you, uh, come up
for a minute and hang out?

340
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,759
-That's cool, but, uh,
i gotta get back to my tent.

341
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:04,328
I left all my gear out
and if it gets wet

342
00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,764
that $4000 destroyed.

343
00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,800
-<i> How far is your campsite?</i>

344
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,869
-It's about 20 minutes
give or take

345
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,904
but, uh, I'm coming back.

346
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,739
-Can you bring the weed?

347
00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:16,740
-Absolutely.

348
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,844
-Alright, Dr. mambo.
Let's hit it.

349
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:30,054
-That was pretty weird.

350
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,022
-He was okay.

351
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:38,629
-So how did you do it?

352
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,233
-What do you mean how?

353
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:47,071
It.. It was..

354
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:50,007
Okay, had different settings

355
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:55,212
like, pulse, power, stream

356
00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:58,582
all different kinds of speeds
and, uh..

357
00:26:58,584 --> 00:27:02,086
That was on this length of hose
that I could reach
when I lay down in the tub.

358
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,390
-Wait, did you come
every time?

359
00:27:08,527 --> 00:27:11,462
-Absolutely. Yeah.

360
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,530
Imagine my disappointment
the first time I had sex.

361
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,301
-Tell me about it.

362
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,137
-What's that supposed to mean?

363
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,271
-Wait, I have a better story.

364
00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:23,641
-Bullshit, you do.

365
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:24,808
-Nothing beats stories
about Karen

366
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,876
and her parents shower massage.

367
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:26,877
-Thank you.

368
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,648
-Oh, it must be the weed guy.

369
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,750
Okay. Alright.

370
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,786
<i> Oye,</i> grimace, I'm comin'.

371
00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:38,555
-It's grim.
-Yup, whatever.

372
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,193
-Help me.
-Oh, my god.

373
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:44,962
-I'm burnin'.

374
00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,997
Help me.

375
00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:49,900
I need a doctor.

376
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:52,036
-Uh, g -- get him a blanket.

377
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,737
-Oh, shit!

378
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,774
-You..

379
00:27:57,610 --> 00:27:59,076
It's you.

380
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,511
-No, no, no, no, no.

381
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,514
No, no, no, no way

382
00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,183
I'm letting that
contagious freak in.

383
00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,519
-No, no, Bert, he's sick
and he needs help, okay?

384
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,754
-What? No, look at him.

385
00:28:10,756 --> 00:28:12,890
I mean he's got something.
He's got something bad.

386
00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,592
-But we need to call him
a doctor or call someone.

387
00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:18,629
-Okay, no, no, no,
we don't have any receptions.

388
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:21,331
-Oh, shit, that freak
is going to the car.

389
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,533
-What?

390
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:23,567
-<i> Oh, wait, what?</i>
<i> What's he doing? What?</i>

391
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,403
-Oh, fuck!
-<i> Oh, my god.</i>

392
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,008
-Hey, hey-hey, hey. Hey!

393
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,776
Hey! Get the fuck out.

394
00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:34,645
Hey, get the fuck out
of the car.

395
00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:35,946
Get the fuck out of the car!

396
00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:38,015
Hey! Hey! Hey!

397
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,218
<i> Oh, what the fuck!</i>

398
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,787
-Melting..
-<i> Paul, come here and get him.</i>

399
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:46,824
<i> Paul!</i>
-Hey, hey, hey.

400
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,528
-Hey!
-Hey, freeze!

401
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,597
Look at me!
Look at the guy with the gun.

402
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,432
Hey, get out of the car.

403
00:28:55,434 --> 00:28:58,669
-No! Shoot the crazy guy,
not the car.

404
00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:01,472
-<i> Jeff, do something.</i>

405
00:29:01,474 --> 00:29:04,041
-No, no, stay back,
stay back!

406
00:29:05,611 --> 00:29:08,245
-Get the fuck..

407
00:29:10,015 --> 00:29:11,849
Go!

408
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:17,387
Oh, my god.

409
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,989
Help me.

410
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:57,361
-<i> Look, what were we gonna do?</i>

411
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,297
<i> I mean this guy,</i>
<i> he gets in the car</i>

412
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,799
<i> he gets this shit all over the</i>
<i> inside of the car</i>

413
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,433
<i> he comes at us..</i>

414
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,070
I don't want him to touch me.

415
00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:09,973
I don't want him to touch
any of us.

416
00:30:12,778 --> 00:30:14,478
It was self-defense.

417
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:19,917
And it's raining,
so it probably put him out.

418
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,624
-This is some
serious real shit.

419
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,028
They are worse.

420
00:30:31,030 --> 00:30:34,164
I mean, it looked like something
was eating his skin..

421
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,666
...like biohazard style.

422
00:30:36,836 --> 00:30:39,203
Like quarantine.

423
00:30:39,205 --> 00:30:41,171
-I think we should tell
the police it wasn't our fault.

424
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,476
We should tell them...Now.

425
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,779
<i> We have -- we have to go</i>
<i> tell them right now. Please.</i>

426
00:30:48,781 --> 00:30:52,583
-That's where the reality
comes in. We can't.

427
00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:53,884
I'm not about to ride
in that car

428
00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:55,252
with that dude's blood
all over it.

429
00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:58,422
<i> Come on.</i>

430
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:04,027
Tomorrow we can clean it up,
fix the tire

431
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:08,765
whatever else is wrong with it,
and report the accident.

432
00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:11,869
<i> The keyword here is accident.</i>

433
00:31:13,806 --> 00:31:15,439
-That guy's skin..

434
00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,576
Holy shit.

435
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,056
-What's the plan?

436
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,760
-Divide and conquer.

437
00:32:11,864 --> 00:32:13,263
-You better leave me
the rifle.

438
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:16,633
-He's right.

439
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:18,902
-What? Wait a second.

440
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,638
I'm not the one who went
ballistic last night.

441
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,106
-What's that supposed to mean?

442
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:26,143
-It means you raged
out of control, that's what.

443
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,577
-Well, that's fucked up.

444
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,446
-What was fucked up is you
beating the shit out of my car

445
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,014
with your fuckin' bat.

446
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,282
-What about captain jackoff
over here

447
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:33,684
with the assault rifle,
you forget about him?

448
00:32:33,686 --> 00:32:36,420
-Alright, look,
we all fucked up the car.

449
00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:39,957
-You guys are just gonna keep
arguing or maybe do somethin'
about it.

450
00:32:41,694 --> 00:32:43,660
-Where you goin'?
-To get help.

451
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,068
-She's right.

452
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,505
-I've brought you some water.

453
00:34:08,781 --> 00:34:10,147
-Jeff and Bert have --
-i know.

454
00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:13,450
-I know you know it.

455
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:14,918
Look, last night, we --

456
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,355
-Paul, somebody came
to our door and asked for help

457
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,857
and we lit him on fire...Okay.

458
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:23,293
He could be anywhere out there,
and I just wanna go home.

459
00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:26,329
-Karen, it wasn't our fault.

460
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,131
We didn't mean to do it.
Everything happened so fast.

461
00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:29,132
It was an accident.

462
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:31,768
-Was it?

463
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:35,539
I don't know about you,
but every time I close my eyes

464
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,108
I see him burning,
i can see him screaming

465
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:42,079
and his skin crackling and
the smell of his burning hair.

466
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:43,847
-We saw him when he came
on the door last night.

467
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:46,583
He was very sick.
He was going to die anyway.

468
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,351
-You don't know that.
Oh, my god.

469
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,922
-Look..

470
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,593
Look, I can't change
what happened last night.

471
00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,896
I wish I could, but I can't.

472
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,668
But if we just work together
we can fix this.

473
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,239
Okay?

474
00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:11,975
-Okay.
-Alright then.

475
00:35:14,012 --> 00:35:16,980
Better?

476
00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:18,782
-Yeah.

477
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:29,793
Thank you.
-Okay.

478
00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:52,048
-I feel like, we're gonna get
lost.

479
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,617
-We're not gonna get lost.

480
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,471
That place
just gotta have a phone.

481
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:18,441
-Uh, yeah..

482
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,776
<i> It looks kinda creepy.</i>

483
00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:23,647
-Don't be a wuss.
Let's go check it out.

484
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,346
-God damn, rot!

485
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,052
You see this?

486
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:04,254
You see this shit?

487
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:08,425
This is the third sick hog
this month.

488
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:12,062
You tell Marie I can't eat this!

489
00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:15,198
There's some goddamn animal
runnin' around here

490
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,800
infecting everything.

491
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:20,937
Now what am I supposed
to do with a sick hog, huh?

492
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:22,172
Huh?

493
00:37:22,174 --> 00:37:25,008
I'm not about to eat this meat.
Would you?

494
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:28,445
-N -- no.
No, I -- I -- I'm a vegetarian.

495
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,547
-That has nothin'
to do with it

496
00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:34,484
because you know
all this stuff is no good.

497
00:37:34,486 --> 00:37:38,188
It's all sick.
It all has to go back.

498
00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:43,360
I want me a new hog.

499
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,929
-Yeah, um,
we just need a mechanic

500
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:46,930
and we're just wondering --

501
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,532
-a mechanic?

502
00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:50,867
You're not gonna find one here

503
00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:52,369
you got to go into town
for that.

504
00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:54,838
-Uh, yeah, right.

505
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,841
That -- that's the, um, ahem,
the problem.

506
00:37:57,843 --> 00:38:01,011
Our car is busted,
so we can't get into town.

507
00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:02,445
We need someone
to take us to town

508
00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:04,381
<i> to get a mechanic.</i>

509
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:07,917
-I already been in town
already today. Sorry.

510
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,123
-Uh, well, if you're going to
town again, can you let us know?

511
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:15,959
We're just stayin' at a cabin
a few miles down the road.

512
00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,233
-I'm sorry.

513
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:26,336
Of course, of course.

514
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:30,206
Heck, why didn't you just come
right out with it?

515
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,176
Here I am pracklin' on
about my hog

516
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:37,814
and you just wanna find somebody
who's gonna find you a mechanic.

517
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,617
Come on up to the house.
I got a radio inside.

518
00:38:40,619 --> 00:38:43,887
We'll call Ricky.
Uh, he's got a tow truck.

519
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:46,656
-That's actually great.
-Yeah, great.

520
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,958
-Thank you. Ricky.

521
00:38:57,102 --> 00:39:00,570
Sorry to bother you,
but we really appreciate this.

522
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:03,039
<i> Some crazy guy came out</i>
<i> of the woods</i>

523
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,676
just tryin' to trash our car
or break into it or somethin'.

524
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,178
-Sounds terrible.

525
00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:09,913
Uh, you two wanted
somethin' to drink?

526
00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,316
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah, please, thank you.

527
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:17,053
-Uh, you said this person
damaged your car?

528
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,622
-Yeah, it was this crazy
hermit guy, like, really
dangerous.

529
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,459
We just scared him off with bats
and everythin'.

530
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:25,028
-Crazy hermit guy?
I --it wasn't Henry, was it?

531
00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:32,602
-Um, Henry..
-No.

532
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:36,639
Uh, my cousin Henry.
Uh, he knows better than that.

533
00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:38,942
Did you say
you hit him with bats?

534
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,377
-No.
-No.

535
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,845
-No, no, no.
-No, no, no.

536
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:43,346
What he means is, uh, no.

537
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:46,549
It wasn't Henry,
it was our friend, Walter.

538
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:47,817
-It was Walter.
-<i> Our friend, Walter.</i>

539
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,086
This crazy friend Walter.
He's.. He was drunk.

540
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,788
-Oh, that's not good.

541
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:54,391
-Uh, y -- you know what?
Let's forget the tow truck.

542
00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,292
It's turning into such a nice
day. We'll just walk.

543
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:57,961
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
we'll fix ourselves.

544
00:39:57,963 --> 00:39:59,763
-Yeah.
-A -- are you sure?

545
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,698
-Yeah, absolutely.
Thank you so much.

546
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:02,932
-Thank you, really.

547
00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,568
-Well, uh, suit yourselves,
i -- I..

548
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:10,807
-I can't believe
we burned cousin Henry.

549
00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,308
-I know.

550
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:48,311
-Fuck. Did you find anybody?

551
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:52,749
-Nothing. Nobody's home.

552
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,385
-Place is locked up
pretty tight.

553
00:40:57,923 --> 00:41:00,290
-Do you think the police
know about this yet?

554
00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,459
-I doubt it.

555
00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,394
If they did, they'd be
at the cabin already.

556
00:41:26,718 --> 00:41:28,284
-Whoa, whoa! Easy, easy.

557
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:31,521
-Town boy, that's how people
get themselves shot around here.

558
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:39,963
-Deputy Winston, bunyan county
sheriff's department.

559
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,498
-What can I do for you?

560
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,033
-I'm just out here on patrol.

561
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,969
It's my jurisdiction.

562
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:49,072
I understand you guys
had a little commotion here
last night.

563
00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,841
I was hopin' you could tell me
somethin' about that.

564
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:55,979
-Sure, sure. Uh, some...Guy
tried to enter our cabin.

565
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,515
Uh, he was sick, really sick.

566
00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,016
I don't know
what kind of disease he had

567
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,218
but he was a mess, and..

568
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:06,823
-Yeah. Ahem.
I kinda have to report this.

569
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,027
-My friends are out lookin'
for a neighbor right now

570
00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:13,863
so we could call you.
We don't have a phone up here.

571
00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:17,066
-No, most people got radios.
That's what I've got.

572
00:42:19,804 --> 00:42:25,375
It looks like you guys were
having some kinda party
last night, huh?

573
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,943
-Yeah, you know,
w-we were drinking

574
00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:29,045
and then this guy came along
and tried to..

575
00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,281
He tried to break
into our cabin, and, you know

576
00:42:31,283 --> 00:42:32,749
uh, we had no choice,
but to get rough with him

577
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:33,750
and we didn't know what to do --

578
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,618
-stop talkin'.
-Yes.

579
00:42:36,988 --> 00:42:39,088
-Look, man, I already told
you, makin' a report.

580
00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,791
That guy isn't gonna come back
and bother you.

581
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,627
I'll bet you scared him off
pretty good, huh?

582
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:50,400
Besides...I won't let him
ruin the fun.

583
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:59,642
-Thanks
'cause...My friend's inside

584
00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:01,911
and she's pretty upset
about the whole thing.

585
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,347
She wants to go home.

586
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,448
We all do.

587
00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:08,918
-Mm, lady friend, huh?

588
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,922
-I'll bet you like to party.

589
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,291
I bet you like to party
with the ladies.

590
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:17,627
-Paul?

591
00:43:24,502 --> 00:43:27,036
-Hey. Is everything okay?

592
00:43:27,038 --> 00:43:29,839
-Oh, hey there, sugar.

593
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:33,676
Oh, everything is, uh,
it's just fine.

594
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:36,746
Why don't you take your
pretty little self back inside

595
00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:41,985
just relax, put your feet up
and, uh, pop up another 40.

596
00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:44,153
<i> It's all good.</i>
-Okay.

597
00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,122
Ahem. Okay, then.

598
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:57,634
-Shit.

599
00:43:58,637 --> 00:44:02,972
Now that girl is hot.

600
00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,875
If you're askin' me,
you gotta stay and party.

601
00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:09,846
-<i> Oh, you know,</i>
<i> that's why we came here</i>
<i> in the first place.</i>

602
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:13,082
-Yeah, boy..

603
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:18,421
...ain't this some kind
of wonderful...Shit?

604
00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:22,291
<i> I'd say that creep really did</i>
<i> a number on your Jeep here.</i>

605
00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,927
-Do you think you can get
someone up here to fix it?

606
00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,497
-Of course. I'm not an idiot.

607
00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:29,599
I'll take care of you.

608
00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:31,701
I could probably have
someone here by, uh

609
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:35,204
I don't know,
tomorrow afternoon?

610
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,807
I want you to know you're
in my top priority..

611
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:40,443
...'cause you're my party man..

612
00:44:41,646 --> 00:44:44,213
...and this is party town.

613
00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:45,882
We're all gonna party, right?

614
00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:49,585
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

615
00:44:49,587 --> 00:44:51,020
-Yeah.

616
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,355
-You know how to find me?

617
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,559
-Dial 911?

618
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,396
-That's right.

619
00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,231
Yeah, that's right.

620
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:06,102
Take care of that little peach
in there.

621
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:08,271
She sure looks sweet.

622
00:45:45,477 --> 00:45:47,643
-This is bullshit.

623
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,282
Oh, shit.

624
00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:56,119
So is she gonna report it
or not report it?

625
00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,855
-I don't think she is.

626
00:45:58,857 --> 00:46:01,624
But she didn't make it sound
like we did anything wrong.

627
00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:04,560
She said she'll have a tow truck
up here by tomorrow.

628
00:46:04,562 --> 00:46:07,797
-Sounds...Weird.

629
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,299
-It was.

630
00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,770
-How's Karen? Has she come out
of her room yet?

631
00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:15,271
-No, I think she's sleeping.

632
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,908
Dude, I don't know
what's up with her

633
00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:22,078
but she wants to get out
of here as soon as possible.

634
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,114
-Well, that kinda screws up
your plan, doesn't it?

635
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:27,784
-What plan?

636
00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:30,920
-Uh, the plan you're being
trying to execute since..

637
00:46:30,922 --> 00:46:32,822
...what, 8th grade?

638
00:46:33,491 --> 00:46:35,191
-There's no plan.

639
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,127
Not anymore.

640
00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:43,466
-Alright.
Well, she's a head case anyway.

641
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,101
All chicks are.

642
00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:47,870
-Why makes you say that?

643
00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:49,372
-Look at her.

644
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,973
I mean, you like her
'cause she's nice to you

645
00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,943
and she likes you
'cause she can control you.

646
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:55,845
-Bert, don't move.

647
00:47:00,685 --> 00:47:02,652
-Man, it's that freak's dog.

648
00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,087
Hey, pooch.

649
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,624
Hey, mister tango.

650
00:47:09,227 --> 00:47:11,093
What the..

651
00:47:11,095 --> 00:47:13,129
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't, don't piss it off.

652
00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:14,497
-Should I hit it?

653
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:16,966
-If you hit it,
you better hit it hard.

654
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:33,516
-Where'd you learn
to shoot like that?

655
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,151
-I have 2 brothers.

656
00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,487
Also you're not
the only gamer here.

657
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,590
-Whoa, cool!

658
00:47:40,592 --> 00:47:41,724
-What the fuck?

659
00:47:41,726 --> 00:47:43,092
Did you see how messed up
that dog was?

660
00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,595
-Yeah.

661
00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,296
So where's grim?

662
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,499
-<i> Thank you.</i>

663
00:47:52,237 --> 00:47:54,036
-<i> I'll tell you where he is.</i>

664
00:47:55,707 --> 00:47:58,007
He's out there rotting.

665
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:02,478
There's some shit in that woods.

666
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,513
And cousin Henry's
spreading it around.

667
00:48:04,515 --> 00:48:06,048
<i> And I'm not waiting</i>
<i> for the deputy to get back</i>

668
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,484
<i> I say we leave right now.</i>

669
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,320
-Shouldn't we maybe mention
on the way out that we burned
some alive?

670
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:12,421
-Yes.
-No.

671
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:13,856
-Jeff.

672
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:22,164
-Fine. Fuck it.

673
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:25,067
We'll tell them some sick guy
came by, so we set him on fire.

674
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,869
-They'll figure it out.

675
00:48:26,871 --> 00:48:28,237
The deputy knows
something happened

676
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,373
we're the only outsiders here.

677
00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,541
They'll trace it back to us.

678
00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,410
-I feel really nauseous.

679
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,087
-Karen.

680
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,530
-How soon can you
get us out of here?

681
00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,980
-Hey.
-Hey.

682
00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:12,481
Sorry, I didn't mean
to wake you.

683
00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,716
-It's okay.

684
00:49:14,352 --> 00:49:16,018
-Are you hungry?

685
00:49:16,020 --> 00:49:17,420
-No.

686
00:49:18,623 --> 00:49:20,323
-Well, you should get back
to sleep.

687
00:49:21,893 --> 00:49:23,392
-Don't go.

688
00:49:47,085 --> 00:49:49,285
-<i> Are you smaller doing</i>
<i> this now and not waiting?</i>

689
00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:51,253
-Yeah, I could fix
the tire pretty quickly

690
00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:53,556
but I still have no idea
what's wrong with the engine.

691
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,392
-Well, hurry up.

692
00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,728
I can't listen to
Marcy whine for..

693
00:49:58,730 --> 00:50:00,596
Oh, shit!
-<i> What.</i>

694
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:04,433
-Just don't move, don't turn
around, just keep doing
what you're doing.

695
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:05,801
-I can hear it from here.

696
00:50:10,008 --> 00:50:12,875
-Fuck!
It didn't even flinch.

697
00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:14,944
There's something seriously
wrong with this dog.

698
00:50:14,946 --> 00:50:16,946
-Just quick scope the fucker.
-What?

699
00:50:16,948 --> 00:50:18,981
-Just shoot it.

700
00:50:21,953 --> 00:50:23,552
-Just keep going.

701
00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,354
-Really.
-Yeah, just do it!

702
00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,865
-Ow, ow, ow!

703
00:51:42,867 --> 00:51:45,434
Stop, stop, stop. Ow!

704
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:53,476
-<i> Shit!</i>

705
00:51:58,349 --> 00:52:00,983
Marcy! Jeff, Bert!

706
00:52:07,692 --> 00:52:09,024
-Oh, my..

707
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,500
-Holy shit!

708
00:52:17,502 --> 00:52:19,201
-Oh, my god!

709
00:52:20,338 --> 00:52:21,670
-Oh, my god! She's got it.

710
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:23,038
-No, please don't leave, Bart.

711
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,274
-No, no, no, Karen. Just stay
back, don't come near me.

712
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:26,375
-Calm down, take it easy.

713
00:52:26,377 --> 00:52:28,677
-No, no, no, get out,
get out, get out.

714
00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:30,813
-Bert, please,
I'm bleeding. Bert!

715
00:52:30,815 --> 00:52:33,916
-You stay in bed,
you're not going anywhere.

716
00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:36,118
Dude, she's bleeding.
-No!

717
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,787
-I'm not letting you go!
It hurts.

718
00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:42,224
-Karen, you got it, dude.
You're infected.

719
00:52:42,226 --> 00:52:43,392
Oh, shit!

720
00:52:43,394 --> 00:52:46,395
-Please.
Don't leave me. Paul.

721
00:52:46,397 --> 00:52:47,596
-Goddamnit!

722
00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:51,167
-Paul, don't leave!

723
00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:55,237
-Paul, Paul, Paul.
She's sick, okay?

724
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:56,839
I'm doing this for you.

725
00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,108
I'm doing this for all of you.

726
00:52:59,110 --> 00:53:00,176
I'm not dying like that.

727
00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:01,544
-What do you mean dying?

728
00:53:01,546 --> 00:53:04,380
-Karen, Karen,
you stay in that bed!

729
00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,081
-<i> No!</i>

730
00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,686
Marcy!

731
00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:14,290
<i> Please.</i>

732
00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:17,526
-We're not gonna leave you,
the car is busted. Just..

733
00:53:19,430 --> 00:53:22,198
Stay in the bed
until we go get help, okay?

734
00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:25,868
Please!

735
00:53:42,253 --> 00:53:45,087
-What the fuck is going on?

736
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:58,567
-<i> We need to find her help.</i>

737
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,902
<i> The sooner the better.</i>

738
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,638
-No, we have to move
her first.

739
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,240
-Where?

740
00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:07,176
-The boat shed.

741
00:54:07,178 --> 00:54:09,044
-<i> What? Come on!</i>

742
00:54:09,046 --> 00:54:12,348
-No, if she's infected with
whatever it is, we have to
quarantine her.

743
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:14,416
We have to get her away from us,
separate from us.

744
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:15,918
-Just let me go
and check up on her.

745
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,886
-Look, they're probably right,
okay?

746
00:54:17,888 --> 00:54:20,089
She'll be safe out there, we can
get her matches and a light.

747
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:22,791
She'll be fine.
-I get it, but I don't..

748
00:54:22,793 --> 00:54:25,261
-Hey.
-Oh, shit.

749
00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:29,098
-Don't bother.

750
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:21,083
Oh, fuck you, guys!

751
00:55:22,553 --> 00:55:26,622
-I'm sorry, Karen,
we just don't wanna get sick.

752
00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:28,257
-I'm gonna die out here.

753
00:55:28,259 --> 00:55:30,659
-You're not going to die.

754
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:32,461
-What about that dog?

755
00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:35,130
-Hey, don't worry, I got this.
I'm gonna watch you.

756
00:55:35,132 --> 00:55:38,233
-Somebody will be outside,
we're not gonna leave you.

757
00:55:38,235 --> 00:55:40,602
-<i> Are you hungry?</i>
<i> Can I bring you some food?</i>

758
00:55:43,641 --> 00:55:45,908
-I just wanted to go home.

759
00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,544
-Hey, it's only one night

760
00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:49,945
I'm gonna go to try
to find help

761
00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:52,881
in a cabin, you know, with a
phone or something, okay.

762
00:55:52,883 --> 00:55:54,216
<i> You're gonna be just fine.</i>

763
00:56:00,324 --> 00:56:02,057
-Please, don't..

764
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,132
-I'll take first watch.

765
00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,166
-I'm gonna go find help.

766
00:56:11,168 --> 00:56:12,901
-Where are you gonna go?

767
00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:15,337
We checked this entire area
this morning, there's no one
around for mile.

768
00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:16,939
-Well, I've got
to do something.

769
00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:18,874
-What about the dog, Paul?

770
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,909
-Screw the dog.
I'll take my chances.

771
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,278
-Hey, wait.

772
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,682
We'll hold down the fort.

773
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:29,385
-This is so fucked up.

774
00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:34,423
-Let's go.

775
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:10,159
-Come on out,
you fucking mutt!

776
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,262
Where are you?

777
00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,630
Where you at?

778
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,833
Where are you?

779
00:57:17,835 --> 00:57:19,802
Where are you?

780
00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:22,738
Huh? Huh? Come on!

781
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,477
Come on, where are you?

782
00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:53,035
-You got to eat something,
please.

783
00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:07,316
You let me know
if I can get you anything

784
00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:09,618
or do anything, okay?

785
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,659
-You better shut the door.

786
00:58:19,730 --> 00:58:22,030
I don't wanna infect everyone.

787
00:58:57,434 --> 00:58:58,700
-What the hell are you doing?

788
00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,669
-Whoa! Whoa!
-Get off my land!

789
00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,804
-I -- I -- I'm sorry.
You know what, you see,
my -- my friend, she's sick.

790
00:59:02,806 --> 00:59:04,273
<i> She's very, very sick and I --</i>

791
00:59:04,275 --> 00:59:07,209
-you're sick!
Spying on our love making.

792
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,510
-No, no, no,
I'm -- I'm sorry, I -- I --

793
00:59:08,512 --> 00:59:10,846
-that's my husband.

794
00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,448
-Okay, but my..
Please, my friend, she's dying.

795
00:59:13,450 --> 00:59:14,983
We need a phone, like,
right now, we need help.

796
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,819
-Get off my property!

797
00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:34,169
-Hey!

798
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:35,771
-Jesus!

799
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:39,608
Where have you been?
Did you find anybody?

800
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:42,110
-No.

801
00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:43,779
-At least you tried.

802
00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:47,716
Come on,
everybody is waiting for you.

803
01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:12,407
-Nobody's hungry?

804
01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:13,842
-Karen may have
used those bowls.

805
01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:15,377
-Jesus, Jeff! I washed them.

806
01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:17,245
-No, he's right.

807
01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,449
I'm not eating anything
until we get to town.

808
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:28,824
-Now, anyone of you
could have it.

809
01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:31,426
I-i know we checked,
but I'm not gonna risk it.

810
01:00:31,428 --> 01:00:33,729
-I'm not sleeping next to you.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

811
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:35,030
-I don't know what the fuck
you've been doing.

812
01:00:35,032 --> 01:00:36,632
I don't watch you
24 hours a day.

813
01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:38,700
-So then, go sleep
in the car, please.
Do us all a favor.

814
01:00:38,702 --> 01:00:40,602
-The car is a fucking
petri dish.

815
01:00:40,604 --> 01:00:43,138
I'm not gonna ride in it. My mom
will just give me a new one.

816
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,474
-Oh, my god.
-I cleaned it, it's fine.

817
01:00:45,476 --> 01:00:47,042
-Why don't you sleep in it?
-Maybe I will.

818
01:00:47,044 --> 01:00:48,944
-Alright. You guys are right.

819
01:00:48,946 --> 01:00:50,646
We should all just
prepare our own meals

820
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,581
'cause I'm not cooking
for you guys again.

821
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:02,357
Hey, you're all mine.

822
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:05,193
-What the fuck
is wrong with you?
-Hey!

823
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,862
Sit down! Chill out!

824
01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:09,665
I can't take this shit anymore.
I can't do this by myself.

825
01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:12,401
And I'd prefer if we didn't
fucking argue about everything!

826
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:18,306
Bert, you just lost the bet.

827
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:20,642
-What?

828
01:01:21,512 --> 01:01:22,978
-<i> Never mind.</i>

829
01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:27,416
Karen is dying out there.

830
01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:31,687
And we're acting like
a bunch of fucking pricks.

831
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:40,629
If we don't start working
together, we're all doomed.

832
01:01:40,631 --> 01:01:42,664
-He's right.
-Oh, of course, he's right.

833
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,066
-I'm just saying --
-not another word!

834
01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:46,201
I can't handle anymore
of this shit!

835
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,705
We can eat alone,
we can sleep alone.

836
01:01:51,075 --> 01:01:53,108
But we have to stick together.

837
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:00,615
-<i> Alright.</i>

838
01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:03,785
I'm with you.

839
01:02:05,456 --> 01:02:06,788
-Good.

840
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:09,991
So anybody got
anything else to say?

841
01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:16,031
What the hell is that?

842
01:02:19,670 --> 01:02:21,870
Jesus Christ, look at it.

843
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:24,973
-He's going for Karen.

844
01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,848
-Bert, you got the gun.
Shoot that thing.

845
01:02:34,618 --> 01:02:37,519
-What if I miss?
I mean, wandering animals
are twice as dangerous.

846
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:40,422
-He's gone.

847
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,426
What..

848
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,461
-We gotta make sure
that thing can't get to her.

849
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:50,398
Where the hell did it go?

850
01:03:26,069 --> 01:03:27,803
-Oh, shit.

851
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,805
Look at that.

852
01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:38,413
-Hey, Karen.

853
01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,118
Karen.

854
01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,153
Hey. It's gone.

855
01:03:47,624 --> 01:03:49,825
I'm gonna keep
an eye on you, okay?

856
01:04:51,021 --> 01:04:53,121
-Oh, my god.
-Oh, shit.

857
01:04:54,825 --> 01:04:57,025
-Oh, my god.

858
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:06,301
Oh, my god.

859
01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:11,039
-Fuck!

860
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,584
Yes, baby, come on now. Yes.

861
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:24,786
Yes. Yes!

862
01:05:26,356 --> 01:05:27,789
<i> Woo-hoo!</i>

863
01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,624
<i> Alright, let's go.</i>

864
01:05:29,626 --> 01:05:31,126
-Help us, you gotta sit up!
-Aah!

865
01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:33,161
-<i> We're getting you</i>
<i> out of here, okay?</i>

866
01:05:33,163 --> 01:05:36,264
-Oh, my god. Can you stand?
-No.

867
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:38,166
-Come on. We got you.
-Okay.

868
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,923
-Jeff. Jeff.

869
01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:03,792
We're leaving, let's go. Now.

870
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,628
-Come on. Come on.

871
01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,596
-Let's put her in the back.

872
01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:09,864
-I'm not getting
in the car with her.

873
01:06:09,866 --> 01:06:11,266
-Okay, put her
in the front with me.

874
01:06:11,268 --> 01:06:13,702
-You're okay?
Well, what is it?

875
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:18,940
-Oh, my god. She's dying.
We need to get her
to a hospital.

876
01:06:18,942 --> 01:06:20,408
-She's not gonna die.
-Okay. Come on, come on!

877
01:06:20,410 --> 01:06:22,610
Let's go, let's go!
-What, are you fucking stupid?

878
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:24,179
She just infected the whole car.

879
01:06:24,181 --> 01:06:26,548
-I'll take my chances.
-We're not leaving her.

880
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:28,717
-Hey, Bert, are you okay?
You don't look so hot.

881
01:06:28,719 --> 01:06:30,452
-Yeah, I, I don't feel so hot.

882
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:32,554
The more we argue,
the more she rots, so let's go.

883
01:06:32,556 --> 01:06:36,057
-Hey, how sick are you?

884
01:06:36,059 --> 01:06:38,193
That hermit guy touched you,
huh?

885
01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:40,929
Well, did he or didn't he?

886
01:06:40,931 --> 01:06:44,566
-Oh! Fuck this shit.
I'm getting help.

887
01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:46,234
-Bert!

888
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,766
-Where are you going?

889
01:07:17,768 --> 01:07:19,601
Jeff? Jeff!

890
01:07:19,603 --> 01:07:21,903
-Hey, don't come near me.

891
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:24,639
I told you not to move her
because I don't wanna get sick.

892
01:07:24,641 --> 01:07:26,207
I don't want
any of us to get sick

893
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:27,942
but you fucking idiots
insist on moving her

894
01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:29,377
and now you're covered
in her blood.

895
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:32,113
So the two of you can fucking
rot for all I care, alright?

896
01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:34,115
I'm fucking out.
That's it. I'm gone.

897
01:07:34,117 --> 01:07:36,484
-You are a fucking asshole!

898
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,363
<i> We're all gonna get it.</i>

899
01:08:22,365 --> 01:08:25,166
We're all gonna get sick.

900
01:08:25,168 --> 01:08:27,435
And Jeff's out in the woods
getting wasted.

901
01:08:28,972 --> 01:08:30,205
-We're not gonna get it.

902
01:08:30,207 --> 01:08:33,141
-Yes, we are.

903
01:08:33,143 --> 01:08:34,642
-Bert will find help
and Karen will be fine --

904
01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:36,411
-Paul..
-I promise.

905
01:08:41,551 --> 01:08:44,285
It's like being on a plane
that you know is gonna crash.

906
01:08:46,356 --> 01:08:48,923
And everyone around you
is just screaming

907
01:08:48,925 --> 01:08:51,392
"we're going down.
We're going down."

908
01:08:54,698 --> 01:08:57,599
And all you wanna do is just
grab the person next to you..

909
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:01,569
...and fuck the shit out of him.

910
01:09:03,273 --> 01:09:05,306
Because you know you'll all
be dead soon anyway.

911
01:09:06,576 --> 01:09:08,643
It won't matter.

912
01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:44,272
-What the hell
happened to you?

913
01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:45,573
-My friend, she's sick.

914
01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,075
-You hold it,
you hold it right there now.

915
01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,743
-I need a doctor, please.
She's really sick.

916
01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:50,812
-You stop, alright?
You don't look too good.

917
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,046
-Yeah, I know.

918
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:54,382
I just..
I need a doctor, please.

919
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,050
-Don't come any closer.

920
01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:57,318
I'll call you a doctor.

921
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,519
-Thank you. Thank you.

922
01:10:58,521 --> 01:10:59,787
-<i> Stay right there.</i>

923
01:11:04,661 --> 01:11:06,628
-Pancakes.

924
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,363
<i> Pancakes.</i>

925
01:11:08,365 --> 01:11:10,665
Pancakes.

926
01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:12,200
-No, no, no, no!

927
01:11:12,202 --> 01:11:14,135
Aah! Aah!

928
01:11:14,137 --> 01:11:15,236
-Dennis!
-Ow!

929
01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:17,405
What the fuck
is wrong with that kid?

930
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:20,108
Oh..
-Oh, god. Why?

931
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,010
Why did you come here, huh?

932
01:11:22,012 --> 01:11:24,112
Now look
what you've gone and done?

933
01:11:24,114 --> 01:11:25,380
-No, I'm sorry.
-<i> My poor boy.</i>

934
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:26,948
What'd he done to you?
-<i> Hey, hey, hey.</i>

935
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,217
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-Our last one boy!

936
01:11:29,219 --> 01:11:31,052
I ain't losing another!
-Oh, fuck.

937
01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:34,155
-Gettin' my boy sick
is the same as killin' him.
It's murder!

938
01:11:34,157 --> 01:11:36,724
Boy, you come in here,
you getting sick and all

939
01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:37,825
that was your problem.

940
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:40,161
But now Dennis is sick,
that's my problem!

941
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,298
God almighty.

942
01:11:44,434 --> 01:11:45,967
<i> No, we gotta stop the problem.</i>

943
01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,602
We're gonna
stop the problem right now.

944
01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:49,337
Fenster, get me the gun.

945
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,007
-Ho -- hold on, hold on, okay,
I'm goin'. I'm goin'. I'm goin'!

946
01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,442
I'm goin'!

947
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:55,777
Oh, fuck!

948
01:12:02,185 --> 01:12:03,851
-Them kids got disease.

949
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:05,920
They just gave it to Dennis.

950
01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:07,588
-Well, take it easy, Tommy.

951
01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,558
<i> When a cattle gets sick..</i>

952
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,026
<i> ...you got to kill it</i>
<i> before it spreads</i>

953
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:13,328
<i> to the rest of the heard.</i>

954
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:16,631
-It's like a dying dog.

955
01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,967
We gotta put him down.

956
01:12:19,969 --> 01:12:22,737
We gotta put 'em all down.

957
01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:25,139
-Fenster, get in there
and call the sheriff.

958
01:12:25,141 --> 01:12:27,542
Tell him we're having
big problems over that cabin.

959
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:30,878
Baily.

960
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,880
Baily, get the truck.

961
01:12:50,567 --> 01:12:52,567
-I brought you some water.

962
01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:56,204
<i> Karen?</i>

963
01:13:36,246 --> 01:13:37,845
-Yeah! Come on!

964
01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,152
-What the fuck, you guys!

965
01:13:56,833 --> 01:14:00,001
-Jesus, Paul, you really did
a number on my back.

966
01:14:00,003 --> 01:14:02,904
-I'm gonna find Jeff,
we're walking out of here.

967
01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,338
-What about Bert?
-We're not gonna wait for him.

968
01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:06,441
Let's go.
-What about Karen?

969
01:14:33,903 --> 01:14:35,336
-Jeff!

970
01:14:36,506 --> 01:14:38,206
Jeff!

971
01:14:39,542 --> 01:14:41,042
Hey, Jeff!

972
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,652
-Fuck!

973
01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:24,478
-Jeff!

974
01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:28,416
Jeff!

975
01:18:00,743 --> 01:18:02,276
-It's in the water.

976
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:03,678
It's in the water.

977
01:18:05,048 --> 01:18:08,015
It's in the fucking water.
Don't drink the water.

978
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:10,818
<i> It's in the water!</i>

979
01:18:29,806 --> 01:18:30,971
-You missed.

980
01:18:31,741 --> 01:18:33,474
-Shut your pie hole.

981
01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:04,672
-Jesus.
Jesus.

982
01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:34,869
-This way, boys.

983
01:19:34,871 --> 01:19:36,937
<i> I know exactly</i>
<i> where he's headed.</i>

984
01:19:43,346 --> 01:19:44,378
-Jeff!

985
01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:52,686
-Jeff! Help me.

986
01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,643
Come on!

987
01:20:15,645 --> 01:20:17,812
Come on! Fuckin' do it!

988
01:20:19,348 --> 01:20:20,514
Go!

989
01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:37,191
-Kill me.
Kill me, please.

990
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,460
-I can't.

991
01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:44,231
-Please. Please. Please.

992
01:21:48,571 --> 01:21:51,238
Shoot me. Please.

993
01:21:58,414 --> 01:22:00,547
-Come on.
You're fucking kidding me.

994
01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:03,250
-Please.

995
01:22:18,234 --> 01:22:19,667
-Please.

996
01:22:40,723 --> 01:22:42,289
Try again.

997
01:22:45,895 --> 01:22:48,195
Go ahead! Kill me!

998
01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,864
<i> Please.</i>

999
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,203
-Bert!

1000
01:24:05,741 --> 01:24:08,208
-They, they're coming.
They're coming.
They're gonna kill us.

1001
01:24:08,210 --> 01:24:09,343
-Who?

1002
01:24:09,345 --> 01:24:11,612
-The guys,
the g -- guys from the sto..

1003
01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:21,188
-Bert.

1004
01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:24,058
-Wooh!
Did you see that?

1005
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,692
-Goddamn bull's-eye.
-<i> Uh-huh.</i>

1006
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:34,935
-No, you got the safety on.

1007
01:24:37,139 --> 01:24:38,338
-Thank you.

1008
01:26:02,324 --> 01:26:04,291
No, no, no, no, no.

1009
01:26:32,154 --> 01:26:34,922
Can I get a fucking break here?

1010
01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:40,360
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.

1011
01:26:57,279 --> 01:26:59,046
Hey!

1012
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:05,519
The tow truck?

1013
01:27:08,457 --> 01:27:10,824
What happened to the tow truck,
Winston?

1014
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:13,093
You said you were
gonna help us!

1015
01:27:13,095 --> 01:27:15,229
-Alright, just relax.

1016
01:27:15,231 --> 01:27:16,964
Would you believe it,
the mechanic had car trouble

1017
01:27:16,966 --> 01:27:19,399
I had to send a tow truck to
get his fucking tow truck.

1018
01:27:21,070 --> 01:27:22,936
Man, you're not looking so good.

1019
01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:25,706
-No? I don't look so good?

1020
01:27:25,708 --> 01:27:26,974
-Need some help?

1021
01:27:26,976 --> 01:27:29,977
-Yeah, alright,
that would be good.

1022
01:27:29,979 --> 01:27:31,378
Can you gimme a ride?

1023
01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:35,616
-Alright.
Take it fucking easy, alright?

1024
01:27:35,618 --> 01:27:38,585
Ride? Sure.

1025
01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:40,520
I'll get you a ride.

1026
01:27:40,522 --> 01:27:43,090
-<i> Winston, Winston,</i>
<i> do you copy?</i>

1027
01:27:43,092 --> 01:27:44,891
-I copy, sheriff,
go ahead.

1028
01:27:44,893 --> 01:27:47,160
-<i> Some kids are up</i>
<i> in the cabin</i>
<i> apparently on some type</i>

1029
01:27:47,162 --> 01:27:49,696
<i> of killing spree.</i>
<i> Probably 3 casualties.</i>

1030
01:27:49,698 --> 01:27:51,531
<i> They're armed and extremely</i>
<i> dangerous.</i>

1031
01:27:51,533 --> 01:27:53,767
<i> I repeat, do not go</i>
<i> anywhere near them.</i>

1032
01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:54,835
<i> They have some kind of</i>
<i> skin disease</i>

1033
01:27:54,837 --> 01:27:56,603
<i> that will eat you alive.</i>

1034
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:59,439
<i> So if you see them, don't</i>
<i> hesitate to shoot</i>
<i> them on site.</i>

1035
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:01,908
<i> Do you copy?</i>

1036
01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,844
-Say that last part again.

1037
01:28:03,846 --> 01:28:06,780
-<i> I said if you see the kid,</i>
<i> shoot them on site.</i>

1038
01:28:09,685 --> 01:28:12,085
-Copy that.

1039
01:28:12,087 --> 01:28:13,687
-You give me that ride,
Winston.

1040
01:28:13,689 --> 01:28:15,255
-Are you fucking nuts?
Shoot him.

1041
01:28:15,257 --> 01:28:16,857
-Shut up and back off.

1042
01:28:16,859 --> 01:28:18,125
-I need that ride, Winston.

1043
01:28:18,127 --> 01:28:19,726
-Stay back.
-Oh, Jesus.

1044
01:28:19,728 --> 01:28:22,029
You did this?
-Stay back.

1045
01:28:22,031 --> 01:28:23,664
-Fuck you!
You did this.

1046
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:24,998
-Stay back.

1047
01:28:36,879 --> 01:28:40,080
-Great party, Winston.

1048
01:28:40,082 --> 01:28:42,549
-One more step,
i will kill you.

1049
01:28:42,551 --> 01:28:44,251
-You don't have to do that.

1050
01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:48,422
-You heard the sheriff.

1051
01:28:48,424 --> 01:28:52,526
-No one else has to die.

1052
01:28:52,528 --> 01:28:56,129
-No one else has to fucking
die right now.

1053
01:28:56,131 --> 01:28:59,933
You wanna fucking kill me?
Then fucking kill everyone.

1054
01:28:59,935 --> 01:29:04,404
<i> No one else has to die.</i>

1055
01:29:04,406 --> 01:29:06,306
We're gonna make a deal.

1056
01:29:06,308 --> 01:29:09,242
This is what's gonna fucking
happen, you bitch.

1057
01:29:09,244 --> 01:29:12,946
You're gonna go look for me
at the cabin..

1058
01:29:12,948 --> 01:29:14,848
...and I'm gonna go look
for a doctor.

1059
01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,353
Please!

1060
01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:25,292
-Oh, goddammit, party man.

1061
01:29:25,294 --> 01:29:27,394
Alright.

1062
01:29:27,396 --> 01:29:30,030
I'm not gonna kill you.

1063
01:29:30,032 --> 01:29:31,531
Take that path.

1064
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,033
It's a shortcut.

1065
01:29:33,035 --> 01:29:35,302
It takes you straight
to the main road.

1066
01:29:35,304 --> 01:29:37,504
-Thank you, Winston.

1067
01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:40,006
Thank you.

1068
01:29:40,008 --> 01:29:43,276
Don't touch anything
at the cabin.

1069
01:29:43,278 --> 01:29:44,945
It's all infected.

1070
01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:14,975
There's no road.

1071
01:30:19,081 --> 01:30:20,814
There's no fucking road.

1072
01:30:24,553 --> 01:30:27,020
You fucking lied to me, Winston.

1073
01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:29,656
There's no fucking
road out here!

1074
01:30:33,662 --> 01:30:37,063
Fuck you, Winston.
There's no fucking road!

1075
01:30:53,549 --> 01:30:57,017
<i> Fuck you, Winston.</i>
<i> There's no fucking road!</i>

1076
01:31:24,746 --> 01:31:26,480
-Oh, fuck!

1077
01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:31,952
Fuck!

1078
01:31:31,954 --> 01:31:34,421
Oh, fuck, no!

1079
01:31:34,423 --> 01:31:36,156
Fucking, Marcy..

1080
01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:50,136
Fuckin' Bert!

1081
01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,241
Bert!

1082
01:31:54,243 --> 01:31:55,809
<i> Bert!</i>

1083
01:32:11,793 --> 01:32:13,560
I fucking told you!

1084
01:32:13,562 --> 01:32:15,595
Told you, Bert.
I told you first thing.

1085
01:32:22,971 --> 01:32:24,804
I fucking made it.

1086
01:32:24,806 --> 01:32:28,275
I fucking,
i fucking made it.

1087
01:32:29,278 --> 01:32:31,244
I fucking made it.

1088
01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:40,620
What the..

