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("MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE
PLAYING ON THE RADIO)

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MAN: (ON RADIO) And now,
it's time for a breakdown.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(BOB SINGING
"MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE)

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah...

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Man, I told you Robbie
Wheirdicht showers here

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during first period.

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Why doesn't he just shower at
home like a normal person?

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Look at him. Does anything
about that look normal to you?

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(BOB CONTINUES SINGING)

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You know, he's actually
a pretty good dancer.

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Let's wreck him.

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TREVOR: Hey, Weird Dick!
(ALL LAUGH)

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Come on.

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Finally, young ladies
and young gentlemen,

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it is my pleasure to
announce that the winner

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of the National High School
Student of the Year Award

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is none other than your very own

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two-time student
body president,

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the captain of Central High's
All Valley track team,

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president of the drama club

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and the senior voted
"Most Likely to Succeed."

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I gotta tell you folks, after
40 years as an educator,

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he is my favorite student.

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I wish he were my son

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if I were medically able
to have children.

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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)

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He's everybody's
favorite all-around guy...

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Calvin "The Golden Jet"
Joyner! Come on!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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("UNBELIEVABLE"
BY EMF PLAYING)

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(CHEERING CONTINUES)

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ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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Oh, my goodness.

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Wow. Wow, guys.

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Hey! How about a hand
for Principal Kent, huh?

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Huh?
(ALL CHEERING)

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Honestly, if my mom was into
white guys, it would be you.

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I know it would, okay?
(ALL LAUGH)

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Well, as we all know,
this is our last assembly

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which means this is the last
time, in front of you guys

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that I'll be able to tell

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the most beautiful girl in the world...

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I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,

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that I love you.
I love you, baby. I do.

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I'm gonna put it in my pocket.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I'll save it.

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All right, guys.
We're seniors now.

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And once we get those diplomas,

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the decisions that we make
after that are all up to us.

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I don't know what path
life is gonna take me on.

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But I can promise you all this...

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That I, for one, will push myself

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at every stage, at every step.

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So, I got one question to ask.

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I got one question for the
graduating class of 1996

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and that's "Will you..."

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(SHOUTS)
Check out my Weird Dick!

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(BOYS GROAN)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(ALL GASPING)

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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Hey. Here, here man.

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(SOFTLY) Thank you.

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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

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(LOCK RATTLES)
(LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES)

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Well, there's no coming back from that.

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Calvin Joyner, everybody,

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voted "Most Likely
to Succeed."

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ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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("JUMPMAN" BY DRAKE & FUTURE
PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hey. Check it.

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What is the matter with you? What?

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What do you mean, "What"?

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Why do you think I wanna see that?

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Well, no, I'm working on
a new sexting app.

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Okay. It's kind of like
Instagram, right?

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But, instead of filters,

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it just makes your junk look huge.

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Like, three to six inches
bigger. It's amazing.

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It's called "Junk Mail."
Clever, right?

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You know, right now, this
little walk right here?

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I kinda want to just take
it away from my life.

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Why are you all cranky-pants
this morning, huh?

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Oh. It's because Ethan got
promoted instead of you?

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Ethan got promoted?

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(SIGHS) Youngest senior associate

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in the history of the firm.

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Corner office, the whole deal.

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Didn't he used to be your assistant?

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Who cares! Hey, you should
come to lunch with us.

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We're gonna be
celebrating his pro-mosh!

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It'll probably be good for
you to kiss the ring a bit.

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"Kiss the ring a bit"?

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Hey, you play your chessboard
however you like, okay?

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Me, lunch today? I'm gonna
French kiss that thing.

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Aah...

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I can't. I'm taking my wife
to lunch today, so...

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All right.
Bummer for you.

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* 'Cause we gonna get hyphy!

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* We gonna get hyphy!

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Right?

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Can you just get out of my face?

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♪Blessed.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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To a guy I not only
consider my coworker,

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but my personal friend.

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To Ethan!

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Cheers!

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Do you wanna move tables?
I know this kind of sucks.

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No, no. It doesn't suck.

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Hey, if I wanted to get
one of those ice teas

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but I want most of it to be bourbon...

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What is that called?

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Okay. How about
we change the topic

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to something a little more fun?

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Anything else, please.

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Oh, how about...

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This is the dress that I'm
thinking about wearing.

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CALVIN: Oh!

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Honey, I want every single girl

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to be jealous tomorrow night.

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Oh.

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What?

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I just...
I just don't want to go.

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Calvin, it's our 20-year
high school reunion.

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I'm not gonna go without you.

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We agreed we were going.
I RSVP'd for us.

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I just changed my mind.
That's all.

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Okay. I see.

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You're disappointed about the promotion.
I get it.

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This is not about the promotion.

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Okay, this has to do with me not
wanting to spend my Friday night

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answering the "What are
you doing now?" question.

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That's what I'll get
all night. "Hey, Calvin,

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"what are you doing now?"
"I'm an accountant."

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"An accountant? Really?

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"I thought you would
be the governor, man.

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"Wait a minute. Didn't you get
voted "'Most Likely to Succeed'?

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"I guess we
missed that one."

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Is this why you've been
so weird and moody, lately?

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'Cause you're freaking out
about the reunion?

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No.
And what's the matter

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with being an accountant?
You love your job.

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No, you love your job.

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I'm good at my job.
It's not the same thing.

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Honey, that's not fair.

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You're a partner at your firm.

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I work in a building with a giant,

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inflatable gorilla out in front of it.

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Look, I don't want to be the
guy that peaked in high school

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and, after he peaked,
his life went like this...

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(IMITATES CRASH)

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I don't know the sound
that that thing makes,

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but you know what I'm trying to do.

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I'm the guy that went down, okay?

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Yeah.
Then my life

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down here became a disappointment.

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That's what I'll be.

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(SOFTLY) Wow.

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What?

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I had no idea that your life with me

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was such a soundless,
crashing disappointment!

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Don't do that.
(IMITATES CRASH)

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That's not... Don't do that.
That's the sound.

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You want to know the sound
I'm about to make right now?

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The sound of me not going.

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That's the sound I'm making.

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I'm not going.

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Yeah.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm.

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No.

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Not going to that.

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(COMPUTER CHIMES)

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Bob Stone?

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Okay.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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(RINGING CONTINUES)

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Hello?

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Hey.
Girl, you scared me.

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I did? Yes. I thought that you were...

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I just... On the...

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Never mind.
Hey, I'm glad you called.

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I'm sorry about lunch today.

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I'm an idiot, babe.

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I don't even know what's
going on with me right now.

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I really don't.
Yeah?

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Actually, honey,

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that's what I was calling
to talk to you about.

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Look, honey, I think
that we should see someone.

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What do you mean, "Someone"?
What do you mean?

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See someone, like a therapist.

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Uh, honey, black people
don't go to therapy.

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We go to barbershops.

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That's where we talk out our problems.

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Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
One or the other.

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Look, my parents were really unhappy

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for a long time
before they got divorced.

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And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
they would still be married.

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I just want to nip this thing
in the bud, whatever it is.

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I don't want to end up like my parents.

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Wassup?

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Wassup?

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MAGGIE: Please, just do it
for me, if not for you.

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CALVIN: All right. Uh...

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When... When do you
want to do it?

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MAGGIE: Really?

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The doctor said
he could see us at 6:00 p.m.

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Um...

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6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?

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Yeah. Yeah,
is that a problem?

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Holy shit!
Robbie Wheirdicht.

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Calvin, honey? Hello?

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Um, yeah.

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I can't. I already made plans
for tonight, baby.

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MAGGIE: Plans with who?

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With Bob Stone.

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Who's Bob Stone? That
sounds like a fake name.

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No, no. Do you remember Robbie
Wheirdicht, from high school?

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No.

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The guy who got beaten up by
Trisha Demarco at homecoming?

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No.

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The kid that tried to rap along to
Coolio's "1,2,3,4" at the talent show

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but then he kinda lost
his way, midway through

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so he just started bopping his
head, and he stood there?

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No. Nothing.

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The guy who got thrown out the gym,

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butt-ass-naked,
senior year?

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Oh, my God, yeah!

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Why wouldn't you start with that?

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Because I thought that was kind of mean.
I don't know.

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He never came back
to school after that, right?

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Like, not for finals
or graduation or anything.

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I'm not sure. I don't
know if he did or not,

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but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"

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and apparently he's in town
for the high school reunion.

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He wants to go to dinner tonight,

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and I kinda
already said "yes."

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Okay.
If you want me to cancel,

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I will. You know?

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If that's what you want, I don't mind.

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Mmm-mmm. I mean, it's a
little weird, but whatever.

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I'll just see if the doctor
can fit us in tomorrow.

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00:12:30.716 --> 00:12:33.069
How about at lunch time?
Okay. All right, fine.

251
00:12:33.194 --> 00:12:34.329
Okay, good. I love you.

252
00:12:34.454 --> 00:12:36.464
I love you, too,
babe. I do.

253
00:12:39.167 --> 00:12:40.936
("ME SO HORNY" BY 2 LIVE CREW
PLAYING ON COMPUTER)

254
00:12:41.061 --> 00:12:42.337
Oh, my...
MAGGIE: What is that?

255
00:12:42.462 --> 00:12:44.480
Okay.
Calvin? Are you...

256
00:12:44.605 --> 00:12:46.205
Love you. Bye-bye.

257
00:12:48.709 --> 00:12:49.986
No!

258
00:12:50.111 --> 00:12:51.721
Stop, stop!

259
00:12:51.846 --> 00:12:53.081
Hey, man. I...

260
00:12:53.206 --> 00:12:55.491
Hey! What's up, guys?

261
00:12:55.616 --> 00:12:58.494
Congratulations on that promotion, man.

262
00:12:58.619 --> 00:13:00.030
It's quite the thing.

263
00:13:00.155 --> 00:13:03.099
Thank you. Hey, that's
not work appropriate.

264
00:13:03.224 --> 00:13:04.000
Yup.

265
00:13:04.125 --> 00:13:06.027
Not cool, man. Not cool.

266
00:13:07.362 --> 00:13:09.039
(SIGHS)

267
00:13:09.164 --> 00:13:11.132
Dude, forward that to me.

268
00:13:15.803 --> 00:13:17.572
(SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE)

269
00:13:21.176 --> 00:13:22.343
MAN 1: For real man,
seriously?

270
00:13:22.468 --> 00:13:24.379
MAN 2: Yeah. Watch it, punk.

271
00:13:26.747 --> 00:13:28.347
Excuse you, too.

272
00:13:29.951 --> 00:13:31.719
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

273
00:13:31.844 --> 00:13:33.444
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

274
00:13:48.236 --> 00:13:51.547
My man!
(SCREAMS)

275
00:13:51.672 --> 00:13:52.673
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

276
00:13:52.798 --> 00:13:54.398
Calvin. It's me, Bob.

277
00:13:56.011 --> 00:13:58.855
Sorry, what?
Do I know you?

278
00:13:58.980 --> 00:14:00.181
Do you know...

279
00:14:00.306 --> 00:14:04.094
Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!

280
00:14:04.219 --> 00:14:06.229
Are you kidding? What?

281
00:14:06.354 --> 00:14:07.722
Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?

282
00:14:07.847 --> 00:14:09.499
Yeah!

283
00:14:09.624 --> 00:14:12.368
God, man, look at you! You've
lost, like, 200 pounds!

284
00:14:12.493 --> 00:14:14.195
I see you gained it back in muscle.

285
00:14:14.320 --> 00:14:16.072
Oh, my God!
You look great!

286
00:14:16.197 --> 00:14:17.807
No, you look great!
Stop it.

287
00:14:17.932 --> 00:14:20.601
No, you haven't changed
since high school, dude!

288
00:14:20.726 --> 00:14:23.779
No, you're just sexy as dick right now.

289
00:14:23.904 --> 00:14:26.207
You don't look somebody
in the eyes and say that.

290
00:14:26.332 --> 00:14:27.483
Hey, let's get hammered.

291
00:14:27.608 --> 00:14:29.877
I got an early day at work,
so I'll probably...

292
00:14:30.002 --> 00:14:31.346
No, come on, I'm buying!

293
00:14:31.471 --> 00:14:32.680
Oh, shit.

294
00:14:32.805 --> 00:14:34.024
Mmm.

295
00:14:34.149 --> 00:14:36.893
I'm sorry, man.
I am blown away right now.

296
00:14:37.018 --> 00:14:38.828
Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.

297
00:14:38.953 --> 00:14:39.963
(LAUGHS)
Look at you!

298
00:14:40.088 --> 00:14:41.322
This is like a total transformation.

299
00:14:41.447 --> 00:14:43.233
You look like Hercules or somebody.

300
00:14:43.358 --> 00:14:44.959
What did you do?
Come on, give it to me.

301
00:14:45.084 --> 00:14:47.237
I didn't do much, really.
Stop it.

302
00:14:47.362 --> 00:14:49.739
All right. Well, I just did one thing.

303
00:14:49.864 --> 00:14:51.132
Come on, I need to know.

304
00:14:51.257 --> 00:14:53.409
I worked out
six hours a day, every day,

305
00:14:53.534 --> 00:14:55.270
for the last 20 years straight.

306
00:14:56.604 --> 00:14:57.972
I mean, anybody can do it, right?

307
00:14:58.097 --> 00:15:00.183
Yeah.

308
00:15:00.308 --> 00:15:04.687
Yeah. You know,
I've gotten into hot yoga.

309
00:15:04.812 --> 00:15:05.855
(CLEARS THROAT)

310
00:15:05.980 --> 00:15:07.515
I started doing some sessions.

311
00:15:07.640 --> 00:15:09.792
Uh-huh.

312
00:15:09.917 --> 00:15:11.152
Nice unicorn, man.

313
00:15:11.277 --> 00:15:13.688
Oh, yeah,
I'm big-time into 'corns.

314
00:15:13.813 --> 00:15:15.198
So magical, right?

315
00:15:15.323 --> 00:15:17.625
You know, they're the most
lethal animal on the planet.

316
00:15:17.750 --> 00:15:18.726
Here you go.

317
00:15:18.851 --> 00:15:20.603
Guys, my name's Lexi.

318
00:15:20.728 --> 00:15:22.397
Just let me know if you need anything.

319
00:15:22.522 --> 00:15:23.506
Okay.

320
00:15:23.631 --> 00:15:27.710
I mean, like, anything at all.

321
00:15:27.835 --> 00:15:29.345
Okie-dokie.
(GIGGLES)

322
00:15:29.470 --> 00:15:32.148
You're funny. Do you
ever, like, Snapchat?

323
00:15:32.273 --> 00:15:33.341
Oh, no. You know...

324
00:15:33.466 --> 00:15:35.451
I wasn't talking to you.

325
00:15:35.576 --> 00:15:37.387
No, no, no.
I don't do that.

326
00:15:37.512 --> 00:15:40.014
I'm just catching up with an
old friend from high school.

327
00:15:40.139 --> 00:15:42.350
Aw. You're so sweet.

328
00:15:43.518 --> 00:15:45.253
I think unicorns are sexy, too.

329
00:15:47.455 --> 00:15:49.490
That must happen to you
all the time, right?

330
00:15:49.615 --> 00:15:51.101
Ah, nah.

331
00:15:51.226 --> 00:15:53.128
I mean, all that
meaningless sex is just...

332
00:15:53.253 --> 00:15:54.962
It's not my bag anymore, CJ.

333
00:15:55.087 --> 00:15:56.639
Oh.

334
00:15:56.764 --> 00:15:58.433
No, now, I'm looking for more
of an emotional connection.

335
00:15:58.558 --> 00:15:59.734
The next woman I lay with,

336
00:15:59.859 --> 00:16:01.569
she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,

337
00:16:01.694 --> 00:16:04.147
just as much as she is on the outside.

338
00:16:04.272 --> 00:16:05.415
Hey, wait.
Whatever happened

339
00:16:05.540 --> 00:16:07.142
to that girl that you liked
in high school?

340
00:16:07.267 --> 00:16:09.519
Oh, God, man.
The "Doogie Howser" girl.

341
00:16:09.644 --> 00:16:11.746
She was 14, but somehow
she was a senior.

342
00:16:11.871 --> 00:16:13.356
She wore a cape.

343
00:16:13.481 --> 00:16:15.891
Darla McGuckian.
Darla McGuckian.

344
00:16:16.016 --> 00:16:17.727
"Yucky Gucky."
(BOTH LAUGH)

345
00:16:17.852 --> 00:16:19.687
Didn't she have
a lazy eye or something?

346
00:16:19.812 --> 00:16:20.821
Two of 'em.

347
00:16:20.946 --> 00:16:22.298
Right.

348
00:16:22.423 --> 00:16:23.358
Hey, but listen, I don't
wanna talk about me.

349
00:16:23.483 --> 00:16:24.834
I wanna talk about you.

350
00:16:24.959 --> 00:16:27.303
I heard that you and
Maggie Johnson got hitched.

351
00:16:27.428 --> 00:16:29.205
Yeah, man, right after college.

352
00:16:29.330 --> 00:16:31.132
Wow! The prettiest girl
in school,

353
00:16:31.257 --> 00:16:32.900
and the coolest guy in school!

354
00:16:33.025 --> 00:16:34.310
Oh, man, I got lucky.

355
00:16:34.435 --> 00:16:35.670
I mean, you guys are like
a power couple, dude!

356
00:16:35.795 --> 00:16:37.113
No, no.
Yes!

357
00:16:37.238 --> 00:16:38.381
You're like Taylor Swift

358
00:16:38.506 --> 00:16:40.175
and whoever she's dating right now.

359
00:16:40.300 --> 00:16:41.484
Power.

360
00:16:41.609 --> 00:16:42.852
Uh... Thanks!

361
00:16:42.977 --> 00:16:44.612
Yeah. You guys got kids?

362
00:16:44.737 --> 00:16:45.988
No. No kids yet.

363
00:16:46.113 --> 00:16:47.915
We planned on it after college,

364
00:16:48.040 --> 00:16:51.085
but Maggie went to law school,
I kept changing jobs.

365
00:16:51.210 --> 00:16:54.664
You know, having kids just
isn't in our cards right now.

366
00:16:54.789 --> 00:16:56.090
Not at this point, that's all.

367
00:16:56.215 --> 00:16:57.267
Oh, okay.
Yeah.

368
00:16:57.392 --> 00:16:59.093
Oh, I got an idea.
Let's do shots!

369
00:16:59.218 --> 00:17:00.536
No!

370
00:17:00.661 --> 00:17:02.205
I'm sorry for saying
it like that, but no.

371
00:17:02.330 --> 00:17:03.831
I haven't had shots
in almost 10 years, man.

372
00:17:03.956 --> 00:17:07.143
What? Come on, we have to!
We're celebrating!

373
00:17:07.268 --> 00:17:09.011
Celebrating what?

374
00:17:09.136 --> 00:17:10.638
Celebrating that I'm hanging with
the coolest kid in high school.

375
00:17:10.763 --> 00:17:13.040
Oh, stop it.
Calvin Joyner!

376
00:17:13.165 --> 00:17:16.086
The Golden Jet.

377
00:17:16.211 --> 00:17:19.680
You got to be
shitting me. Wow!

378
00:17:19.805 --> 00:17:21.691
I haven't... God!

379
00:17:21.816 --> 00:17:24.094
It's been forever
since I heard that, man!

380
00:17:24.219 --> 00:17:25.220
I'll do one.
All right!

381
00:17:25.345 --> 00:17:26.496
One shot.
Shots!

382
00:17:26.621 --> 00:17:27.497
No. One shot.

383
00:17:27.622 --> 00:17:29.865
Just one, okay?
Bob, it's been a while.

384
00:17:29.990 --> 00:17:32.327
("JUMP AROUND" BY HOUSE OF PAIN
PLAYING) Oh, shit! You remember this?

385
00:17:32.452 --> 00:17:34.070
This was the jammy-jam!

386
00:17:34.195 --> 00:17:36.231
What's that?
Is that a fanny pack, Bob?

387
00:17:36.356 --> 00:17:37.965
Hell, yeah!
Dude, you want one?

388
00:17:38.090 --> 00:17:39.342
No, it's okay.

389
00:17:39.467 --> 00:17:41.068
I got two at home.
I'll hook you up.

390
00:17:41.193 --> 00:17:43.538
Leather pack for The Jet.

391
00:17:43.663 --> 00:17:44.705
Fanny!

392
00:17:44.830 --> 00:17:46.382
Shit.

393
00:17:46.507 --> 00:17:49.009
What the hell did I get myself into?

394
00:17:49.134 --> 00:17:50.753
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

395
00:17:50.878 --> 00:17:53.823
Whoa! Hey, sir, somebody's
actually sitting there.

396
00:17:53.948 --> 00:17:54.949
Yeah, someone was.

397
00:17:55.074 --> 00:17:56.292
No! Hey, man!

398
00:17:56.417 --> 00:17:57.927
Hey, you don't see
the sweatshirt right here?

399
00:17:58.052 --> 00:17:59.053
Man, somebody's sitting here.
Move your meat,

400
00:17:59.178 --> 00:18:00.396
lose your seat.

401
00:18:00.521 --> 00:18:01.722
Dude, you don't have
to be a dick about it.

402
00:18:01.847 --> 00:18:03.358
Somebody's sitting in the chair.

403
00:18:03.483 --> 00:18:06.636
Bro, are you seriously
gonna go there, bro?

404
00:18:06.761 --> 00:18:08.963
'Cause there's only one way back, bro.

405
00:18:09.088 --> 00:18:11.332
Through intensive care, bro.

406
00:18:12.600 --> 00:18:13.709
Was that the last "bro"?

407
00:18:13.834 --> 00:18:15.169
'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.

408
00:18:15.294 --> 00:18:16.671
That supposed to be funny?

409
00:18:16.796 --> 00:18:19.014
Hey, now!

410
00:18:19.139 --> 00:18:20.416
What's the rumpus?

411
00:18:20.541 --> 00:18:21.742
CALVIN: You know...
There's no problem, man.

412
00:18:21.867 --> 00:18:23.110
Let's just go to another table.

413
00:18:23.235 --> 00:18:24.320
Get your jacket.
Let's go.

414
00:18:24.445 --> 00:18:25.580
No, we're not gonna go anywhere.

415
00:18:25.705 --> 00:18:27.022
Listen to your pussy friend.

416
00:18:27.147 --> 00:18:28.816
Those gym muscles
aren't scaring anybody, pal.

417
00:18:28.941 --> 00:18:29.859
Oh, these?

418
00:18:29.984 --> 00:18:31.218
Let's just go. It's okay.

419
00:18:31.343 --> 00:18:33.529
No, we're not gonna go.
This man insulted you.

420
00:18:33.654 --> 00:18:35.690
And we're not gonna leave
until he apologizes.

421
00:18:35.815 --> 00:18:36.566
It's okay.

422
00:18:36.691 --> 00:18:38.000
Hey, we got a problem here?

423
00:18:38.125 --> 00:18:39.827
No, no. Yeah, we got a big problem.

424
00:18:39.952 --> 00:18:42.838
Your friend, here,
really insulted my friend

425
00:18:42.963 --> 00:18:44.031
and he needs to apologize.

426
00:18:44.156 --> 00:18:45.165
I don't think he does.

427
00:18:45.290 --> 00:18:46.267
CALVIN: He doesn't.

428
00:18:46.392 --> 00:18:48.278
Whoa! You know what, man?

429
00:18:48.403 --> 00:18:49.545
I think this whole situation's

430
00:18:49.670 --> 00:18:50.705
getting a little out of control.

431
00:18:50.830 --> 00:18:52.206
I can fix this whole thing.

432
00:18:52.331 --> 00:18:54.509
I'll order some nachos.
The "Explosions."

433
00:18:54.634 --> 00:18:57.086
It's got four cheeses!
Let's eat 'em together.

434
00:18:57.211 --> 00:18:58.346
You know what?
You take them.

435
00:18:58.471 --> 00:18:59.522
Let's go.

436
00:18:59.647 --> 00:19:00.848
Nah. We're not
going anywhere, Jet.

437
00:19:00.973 --> 00:19:02.383
This whole thing
will be over in a jiff.

438
00:19:02.508 --> 00:19:04.093
Hey, how about this?

439
00:19:04.218 --> 00:19:05.320
Why don't you and your boyfriend

440
00:19:05.445 --> 00:19:06.729
apologize to Big Rick here

441
00:19:06.854 --> 00:19:09.123
and then go jerk each other
in the parking lot?

442
00:19:09.248 --> 00:19:10.233
That's a lot...

443
00:19:10.358 --> 00:19:11.401
Yeah. You're right, CJ.

444
00:19:11.526 --> 00:19:12.660
That's a lot of homophobia

445
00:19:12.785 --> 00:19:14.370
coming out of a very angry man.

446
00:19:14.495 --> 00:19:16.831
You need to go get that looked
at by a trained professional.

447
00:19:16.956 --> 00:19:19.309
But, since you have
escalated this whole scenario

448
00:19:19.434 --> 00:19:20.835
by bringing what I can only assume

449
00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:23.213
is an unlicensed firearm
into this public place,

450
00:19:23.338 --> 00:19:25.740
endangering the lives of
all these innocent people,

451
00:19:25.865 --> 00:19:28.651
I can no longer, in good
conscience, walk away

452
00:19:28.776 --> 00:19:30.645
and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

453
00:19:30.770 --> 00:19:32.788
I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.

454
00:19:32.913 --> 00:19:34.315
It's time for you
to get out of here, pal.

455
00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:36.492
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

456
00:19:36.617 --> 00:19:39.219
There's four of us, tough guy.

457
00:19:39.344 --> 00:19:41.130
Yeah. I got that.

458
00:19:41.255 --> 00:19:42.857
All right. Well, before
this whole thing goes down,

459
00:19:42.982 --> 00:19:44.359
you should know one thing about me.

460
00:19:44.484 --> 00:19:46.084
What's that?

461
00:19:49.196 --> 00:19:51.307
I don't like bullies.

462
00:19:51.432 --> 00:19:53.175
(SCREAMS)

463
00:19:53.300 --> 00:19:54.900
(GAGS)

464
00:19:58.873 --> 00:20:00.049
(GROANS)

465
00:20:00.174 --> 00:20:01.917
(BULLETS CLATTER)

466
00:20:02.042 --> 00:20:04.119
Let's go, Jet.

467
00:20:04.244 --> 00:20:06.689
Yes.

468
00:20:06.814 --> 00:20:09.792
Oh, my God!
I hope he's Catholic.

469
00:20:09.917 --> 00:20:12.295
(MEN GROANING)

470
00:20:12.420 --> 00:20:14.096
Oh, my God!

471
00:20:14.221 --> 00:20:15.865
What the hell was that?

472
00:20:15.990 --> 00:20:17.658
Bob, that was amazing! I've
never seen anything like that!

473
00:20:17.783 --> 00:20:19.469
You took the one guy,
you hit him like this.

474
00:20:19.594 --> 00:20:20.795
He couldn't breathe.
(IMITATES CHOKING)

475
00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:22.405
I sat there, I'm looking at him...

476
00:20:22.530 --> 00:20:24.039
You talkin' to him like,
"I don't like bullies."

477
00:20:24.164 --> 00:20:25.600
I was like, "That's not a
good line." But it was!

478
00:20:25.725 --> 00:20:26.901
I didn't even know you could fight!

479
00:20:27.026 --> 00:20:28.436
You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,

480
00:20:28.561 --> 00:20:29.712
and it totally worked!

481
00:20:29.837 --> 00:20:31.972
You were like Jason Bourne,
man, but with jorts!

482
00:20:32.097 --> 00:20:34.575
How did you do that? Where'd
you learn that stuff?

483
00:20:34.700 --> 00:20:36.519
I took a couple classes at work.

484
00:20:36.644 --> 00:20:37.887
I hope I didn't go too far.

485
00:20:38.012 --> 00:20:39.814
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.

486
00:20:39.939 --> 00:20:42.417
Ruin my night? No! It was the
coolest thing ever, man!

487
00:20:42.542 --> 00:20:43.826
Really?
Yes!

488
00:20:43.951 --> 00:20:45.252
To see my boy go in and whoop ass

489
00:20:45.377 --> 00:20:46.454
on those idiots back there.

490
00:20:46.579 --> 00:20:47.988
Dude, that was amazing!

491
00:20:48.113 --> 00:20:50.300
Wait, we're boys?

492
00:20:50.425 --> 00:20:52.025
Yeah, we boys.

493
00:20:53.227 --> 00:20:54.827
Wow. I...

494
00:20:56.163 --> 00:20:57.763
Never had a boy.

495
00:20:59.600 --> 00:21:00.968
That's awesome! Come here!

496
00:21:01.093 --> 00:21:02.712
Oh, wait.

497
00:21:02.837 --> 00:21:04.639
Stop. What's going on, man?

498
00:21:04.764 --> 00:21:07.550
I'm a hugger!
What're you doing?

499
00:21:07.675 --> 00:21:10.911
Hey! I got an idea.
Let's roll. Here's my bike.

500
00:21:12.146 --> 00:21:13.247
Wait. That's your bike?

501
00:21:13.372 --> 00:21:15.090
Yeah. Kawasaki 800!

502
00:21:15.215 --> 00:21:16.592
I know what the bike is.

503
00:21:16.717 --> 00:21:18.553
I had the same bike
in high school, man.

504
00:21:18.678 --> 00:21:20.330
You still ride?
No, man.

505
00:21:20.455 --> 00:21:21.522
I haven't ridden a bike in years!

506
00:21:21.647 --> 00:21:23.933
Oh, come on, let's roll.

507
00:21:24.058 --> 00:21:25.835
(SIGHS)

508
00:21:25.960 --> 00:21:27.762
Where?
Where you trying to go?

509
00:21:27.887 --> 00:21:31.407
I know the perfect spot.
Come on, Jet.

510
00:21:31.532 --> 00:21:33.200
You know, why not?
Why not?

511
00:21:33.325 --> 00:21:35.811
After this... Yeah, okay!

512
00:21:35.936 --> 00:21:37.380
BOB: Let's roll.

513
00:21:37.505 --> 00:21:39.139
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(CAR HORN HONKING)

514
00:21:39.264 --> 00:21:42.510
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Bob!
Slow, slow, slow!

515
00:21:42.635 --> 00:21:44.235
Bob, hey, hey!

516
00:21:49.784 --> 00:21:52.862
God, this is so crazy, man.

517
00:21:52.987 --> 00:21:55.055
This brings back so many memories.

518
00:21:55.180 --> 00:21:56.065
(BOB SIGHS)

519
00:21:56.190 --> 00:21:57.467
BOB: I don't know, CJ.

520
00:21:57.592 --> 00:21:58.926
I mean, high school
wasn't easy for me, man.

521
00:21:59.051 --> 00:22:00.436
I don't know if you know this,

522
00:22:00.561 --> 00:22:02.405
but I didn't have
many friends back then.

523
00:22:02.530 --> 00:22:04.073
What?

524
00:22:04.198 --> 00:22:05.708
Really?
No.

525
00:22:05.833 --> 00:22:07.134
I don't know why I thought...

526
00:22:07.259 --> 00:22:08.911
True story.
Oh.

527
00:22:09.036 --> 00:22:11.506
Man, I thought high school was
gonna be like Sixteen Candles

528
00:22:11.631 --> 00:22:13.215
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.

529
00:22:13.340 --> 00:22:14.609
Sure, things were
difficult in the beginning,

530
00:22:14.734 --> 00:22:16.151
but then, by the end,

531
00:22:16.276 --> 00:22:17.487
everything worked out.

532
00:22:17.612 --> 00:22:19.914
And Jake Ryan picked her up
in that red Porsche.

533
00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:21.090
What-what?

534
00:22:21.215 --> 00:22:23.292
You ever see that movie?

535
00:22:23.417 --> 00:22:25.495
I'm black, so I don't know the...

536
00:22:25.620 --> 00:22:27.187
Oh. You gotta
see it, dude.

537
00:22:27.312 --> 00:22:30.466
Total classic. It's my
favorite all-time movie.

538
00:22:30.591 --> 00:22:31.792
Then I realized high school

539
00:22:31.917 --> 00:22:34.737
was nothing like Sixteen Candles.

540
00:22:34.862 --> 00:22:36.931
And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.

541
00:22:38.733 --> 00:22:40.635
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.

542
00:22:40.760 --> 00:22:42.537
That's the thing.
For me, I...

543
00:22:43.804 --> 00:22:46.048
What's going on?

544
00:22:46.173 --> 00:22:49.018
Oh, wow.

545
00:22:49.143 --> 00:22:50.978
Hey, man, I just wanna say
that I'm really sorry

546
00:22:51.103 --> 00:22:53.714
about what Trevor and those
guys did to you back then.

547
00:22:55.650 --> 00:22:58.327
(ECHOING LAUGHTER)

548
00:22:58.452 --> 00:23:00.062
(EXCLAIMS)

549
00:23:00.187 --> 00:23:03.599
No biggie. I don't even
think about it anymore. No.

550
00:23:03.724 --> 00:23:05.100
Okay, good.

551
00:23:05.225 --> 00:23:07.061
Yeah. Here's the secret.
You know what I did, Jet?

552
00:23:07.186 --> 00:23:09.496
I took all that stuff and
I balled it up real tight

553
00:23:09.621 --> 00:23:12.475
and then I shoved it way down deep.

554
00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:14.869
And I just pretty much ignore it.

555
00:23:14.994 --> 00:23:18.047
You know, that sounds
really unhealthy, Bob.

556
00:23:18.172 --> 00:23:19.214
Hey, I gotta tell you.

557
00:23:19.339 --> 00:23:21.375
You were the only one
who helped me out that day.

558
00:23:21.500 --> 00:23:22.943
In the gym?
Remember that?

559
00:23:23.068 --> 00:23:25.521
And you gave me your lettermans jacket!

560
00:23:25.646 --> 00:23:26.881
Hey, not for nothing,

561
00:23:27.006 --> 00:23:29.183
but I never got that jacket back, man.

562
00:23:29.308 --> 00:23:31.118
Huh! Really?

563
00:23:31.243 --> 00:23:33.062
Strange.

564
00:23:33.187 --> 00:23:34.488
Hey, but, listen,
I just wanna thank you

565
00:23:34.613 --> 00:23:35.723
for what you did for me that day.

566
00:23:35.848 --> 00:23:37.391
That was really cool of you, Jet.

567
00:23:37.516 --> 00:23:40.703
Stop, man. It was the right
thing to do, you know?

568
00:23:40.828 --> 00:23:42.029
You wanna hear something weird?

569
00:23:42.154 --> 00:23:43.105
What?

570
00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:45.265
I have not been naked since that day.

571
00:23:45.390 --> 00:23:47.101
I mean, not in front of anyone.

572
00:23:47.226 --> 00:23:48.410
Never.

573
00:23:48.535 --> 00:23:50.137
So, you're telling me
that for the last 20 years,

574
00:23:50.262 --> 00:23:51.939
you've never been seen
in your birthday suit?

575
00:23:52.064 --> 00:23:53.373
What about when you have sex?

576
00:23:53.498 --> 00:23:55.610
I keep it pitch-black,
just like Vin Diesel.

577
00:23:55.735 --> 00:23:58.779
Hey, Bob, look, if you
ever wanna talk, I'm here.

578
00:23:58.904 --> 00:24:00.890
So I don't mind, you know?

579
00:24:01.015 --> 00:24:02.316
I don't mind at all, if you wanna...

580
00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.041
What?

581
00:24:07.087 --> 00:24:09.565
Whoa. This is all our stuff
from our year!

582
00:24:09.690 --> 00:24:10.891
Yeah. Must be getting ready

583
00:24:11.016 --> 00:24:12.568
for the reunion tomorrow night.

584
00:24:12.693 --> 00:24:13.994
Come on, man.
Let's get out of here.

585
00:24:14.119 --> 00:24:16.096
What? No! "Get out..."
Look, you're all over this!

586
00:24:16.221 --> 00:24:19.900
Look at this. Basketball,
baseball, cross country.

587
00:24:20.025 --> 00:24:21.176
Hamlet.

588
00:24:21.301 --> 00:24:22.311
Prom King.

589
00:24:22.436 --> 00:24:23.913
There's Darla McGuckian.

590
00:24:24.038 --> 00:24:26.248
Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.

591
00:24:26.373 --> 00:24:27.817
This is like the Guinness Book

592
00:24:27.942 --> 00:24:30.144
of Golden Jet Records right there.
(TAPS GLASS)

593
00:24:30.269 --> 00:24:32.321
I see that.

594
00:24:32.446 --> 00:24:35.558
To be honest with you, I don't
even recognize this guy anymore.

595
00:24:35.683 --> 00:24:37.184
This guy, here, he was gonna...

596
00:24:37.309 --> 00:24:39.353
He was gonna conquer the world.

597
00:24:40.788 --> 00:24:42.356
If 18-year-old me
could see me now,

598
00:24:42.481 --> 00:24:44.591
he'd probably think
I was a total loser.

599
00:24:45.660 --> 00:24:47.336
What? That's crazy talk!

600
00:24:47.461 --> 00:24:49.163
You're The Golden Jet, dude! Stop.

601
00:24:49.288 --> 00:24:52.808
Stop, Bob. Spare me
with The Golden Jet shit.

602
00:24:52.933 --> 00:24:55.269
I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
I'm an accountant.

603
00:24:55.394 --> 00:24:56.994
That's my reality.

604
00:24:59.473 --> 00:25:03.018
(SIGHS) I just thought I was
meant for more, you know?

605
00:25:03.143 --> 00:25:05.379
My life would be something special.

606
00:25:07.081 --> 00:25:08.215
You know how they say every man

607
00:25:08.340 --> 00:25:10.826
is the hero of his own story?

608
00:25:10.951 --> 00:25:12.662
Was that in Twilight?

609
00:25:12.787 --> 00:25:15.297
No, I don't think
that's where it's from.

610
00:25:15.422 --> 00:25:17.667
But those books are cool,
right? Vampires!

611
00:25:17.792 --> 00:25:19.660
Oh, and there's a wolf-boy.
(GROWLS SOFTLY)

612
00:25:19.785 --> 00:25:24.774
I'm not... I'm not talking
about Twilight, Bob, okay?

613
00:25:24.899 --> 00:25:26.133
I'm talking about the fact
that I don't feel like

614
00:25:26.258 --> 00:25:27.977
I'm the hero
of my own story. That's...

615
00:25:28.102 --> 00:25:29.870
How are you not the hero
of your own story?

616
00:25:29.995 --> 00:25:31.280
No one else can be!

617
00:25:31.405 --> 00:25:33.215
Yo, CJ, I gotta be
honest with you, man.

618
00:25:33.340 --> 00:25:35.042
I mean, all this talk
about Calvin Joyner

619
00:25:35.167 --> 00:25:36.543
not feeling like he's a hero...

620
00:25:36.668 --> 00:25:38.578
That's crazy talk, man.

621
00:25:38.703 --> 00:25:40.122
No. No, it's not.

622
00:25:40.247 --> 00:25:42.449
You were the best thing
about high school.

623
00:25:42.574 --> 00:25:43.984
I'll always believe in you.

624
00:25:44.109 --> 00:25:46.862
Yo, do you remember those
backflips you used to do?

625
00:25:46.987 --> 00:25:48.756
The crowd would go crazy!
I was there, too.

626
00:25:48.881 --> 00:25:50.891
I was, like,
"What? How's he do that?"

627
00:25:51.016 --> 00:25:52.616
How did you do that?

628
00:25:53.894 --> 00:25:56.138
I don't know.
I just did it, man.

629
00:25:56.263 --> 00:25:57.406
Exactly.

630
00:25:57.531 --> 00:25:59.308
So, do it now.

631
00:25:59.433 --> 00:26:02.511
No, no. You're crazy! No.

632
00:26:02.636 --> 00:26:03.813
What's that?

633
00:26:03.938 --> 00:26:05.139
What're you talking about?
What's what?

634
00:26:05.264 --> 00:26:06.707
(SOFTLY) Golden Jet!
No, stop it.

635
00:26:06.832 --> 00:26:08.642
Golden Jet!
Okay, stop it!

636
00:26:08.767 --> 00:26:10.410
Golden Jet!
All right.

637
00:26:10.535 --> 00:26:11.754
Golden Jet!

638
00:26:11.879 --> 00:26:15.049
I'm not gonna stop until
you do The Golden Jet flip!

639
00:26:15.174 --> 00:26:16.258
Golden Jet!

640
00:26:16.383 --> 00:26:18.252
All right, everybody,
settle down. Settle down!

641
00:26:18.377 --> 00:26:20.963
If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,

642
00:26:21.088 --> 00:26:23.123
then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.

643
00:26:23.248 --> 00:26:24.848
You go, girl!

644
00:26:26.927 --> 00:26:30.205
(GROANS) Oh, God!

645
00:26:30.330 --> 00:26:32.099
That was so close, Jet.

646
00:26:32.224 --> 00:26:33.275
(GROANS)

647
00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:35.144
Here, buddy. Come on.

648
00:26:35.269 --> 00:26:37.219
They must have just waxed these floors.

649
00:26:39.139 --> 00:26:41.141
That was definitely a first, man.

650
00:26:41.266 --> 00:26:42.384
(BOB LAUGHS)

651
00:26:42.509 --> 00:26:44.319
Oh, man, I am beat.

652
00:26:44.444 --> 00:26:46.044
Oh.

653
00:26:47.514 --> 00:26:48.624
Hey, Jet!

654
00:26:48.749 --> 00:26:52.286
Man, I had a great time tonight.

655
00:26:52.411 --> 00:26:53.729
Whoa.

656
00:26:53.854 --> 00:26:55.865
You know what? I had a
good time, too, man.

657
00:26:55.990 --> 00:26:57.591
I feel like I needed this, you know?

658
00:26:57.716 --> 00:27:00.302
Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!

659
00:27:00.427 --> 00:27:01.470
Thank you.

660
00:27:01.595 --> 00:27:03.739
My pleasure, amigo.
Anytime.

661
00:27:03.864 --> 00:27:07.634
Hey, if there's ever anything I can
do for you, just say the word.

662
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.612
Wow. You really mean that?

663
00:27:10.737 --> 00:27:12.081
Yeah.

664
00:27:12.206 --> 00:27:14.750
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but I might as well.

665
00:27:14.875 --> 00:27:16.043
Lately, I've been having this problem

666
00:27:16.168 --> 00:27:18.654
with my payroll account.
And, um...

667
00:27:18.779 --> 00:27:20.522
It's all screwed up, somehow.

668
00:27:20.647 --> 00:27:23.617
You know, I was overseas working
for a while before I got fired.

669
00:27:23.742 --> 00:27:24.727
So, it's kinda like

670
00:27:24.852 --> 00:27:26.486
a forensic international account thingy

671
00:27:26.611 --> 00:27:30.124
which, I think, is kind
of your specialty, right?

672
00:27:31.325 --> 00:27:32.601
Um...

673
00:27:32.726 --> 00:27:36.138
Yeah, no, it is. I'll take
a look at that for you.

674
00:27:36.263 --> 00:27:37.664
You would?
You would do that for me?

675
00:27:37.789 --> 00:27:38.774
I've got the login info,

676
00:27:38.899 --> 00:27:40.434
if you wanna crack open your computer,

677
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:42.144
we can do this!

678
00:27:42.269 --> 00:27:43.713
Oh, you mean now?

679
00:27:43.838 --> 00:27:46.006
That's awesome! Yeah!
Okay.

680
00:27:46.131 --> 00:27:48.075
Look at this!
Hey, Bob...

681
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.084
Whoa!

682
00:27:49.209 --> 00:27:50.544
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!

683
00:27:50.669 --> 00:27:53.022
(SOFTLY) Maggie's sleeping.

684
00:27:53.147 --> 00:27:54.223
Wow.

685
00:27:54.348 --> 00:27:55.950
This is a pretty serious international

686
00:27:56.075 --> 00:27:57.760
account dossier you've got here.

687
00:27:57.885 --> 00:27:59.419
Right? I just want
to make sure

688
00:27:59.544 --> 00:28:01.521
everything was hunky-dory.

689
00:28:01.646 --> 00:28:03.246
(MUMBLING)

690
00:28:05.492 --> 00:28:07.194
Going to your router.

691
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:09.997
Now you're talking to me.

692
00:28:11.398 --> 00:28:12.399
Bingo.

693
00:28:12.524 --> 00:28:13.743
I'm in.

694
00:28:13.868 --> 00:28:16.303
Oh. That's great, Jet.
Thank you, man!

695
00:28:19.874 --> 00:28:21.884
I mean, just looking
at it first-hand,

696
00:28:22.009 --> 00:28:23.143
it kinda looks like it's a bunch

697
00:28:23.268 --> 00:28:25.254
of off-shore
escrow accounts.

698
00:28:25.379 --> 00:28:28.858
These have been backwashed
into a series of domestic

699
00:28:28.983 --> 00:28:30.525
dummy accounts for some reason.

700
00:28:30.650 --> 00:28:33.695
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
You have China,

701
00:28:33.820 --> 00:28:36.098
Syria, Iran.

702
00:28:36.223 --> 00:28:37.757
This is an auction site, Bob!

703
00:28:37.882 --> 00:28:39.168
(MUMBLES)

704
00:28:39.293 --> 00:28:40.970
These are bids.
All of these.

705
00:28:41.095 --> 00:28:43.773
This is hundreds of millions of
dollars in bids, right here.

706
00:28:43.898 --> 00:28:45.240
And judging by this clock, here,

707
00:28:45.365 --> 00:28:46.800
it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.

708
00:28:46.925 --> 00:28:49.311
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
Whoa! What the hell?

709
00:28:49.436 --> 00:28:50.345
Why?

710
00:28:50.470 --> 00:28:51.280
What did...

711
00:28:51.405 --> 00:28:53.007
Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
Bob!

712
00:28:53.132 --> 00:28:55.818
Jet, I'm so sorry!
Oh, man.

713
00:28:55.943 --> 00:28:57.019
I'm all thumbs.

714
00:28:57.144 --> 00:28:58.245
It's my computer!

715
00:28:58.370 --> 00:28:59.955
I'm sorry.
No! Please, Bob.

716
00:29:00.080 --> 00:29:01.315
I'm sorry, Jet.
Leave it. I got it.

717
00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:03.951
It's fine, Bob.
It's fine. Just leave it.

718
00:29:04.076 --> 00:29:05.485
The worst!

719
00:29:05.610 --> 00:29:06.896
God!

720
00:29:07.021 --> 00:29:09.331
Hey! What the hell
was that on that site?

721
00:29:09.456 --> 00:29:11.491
That didn't have anything
to do with payroll.

722
00:29:11.616 --> 00:29:13.827
I don't know. I've never
seen that before.

723
00:29:13.952 --> 00:29:14.904
That was crazy.

724
00:29:15.029 --> 00:29:16.305
Let's figure it out tomorrow

725
00:29:16.430 --> 00:29:17.797
when we're bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.

726
00:29:17.922 --> 00:29:20.309
What do you say, CJ?
I am beat.

727
00:29:20.434 --> 00:29:22.644
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?

728
00:29:22.769 --> 00:29:24.546
Um...

729
00:29:24.671 --> 00:29:26.271
No.

730
00:29:27.507 --> 00:29:29.609
Let me go grab some blankets.

731
00:29:34.248 --> 00:29:36.883
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.

732
00:29:37.918 --> 00:29:40.429
Okay, well, you can keep those.

733
00:29:40.554 --> 00:29:42.589
Those are...
Those are officially yours.

734
00:29:43.958 --> 00:29:46.035
Yeah.

735
00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:48.838
All right.
Oh.

736
00:29:48.963 --> 00:29:50.164
You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.

737
00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:53.533
Golden Jet!
Yeah, it's my baby.

738
00:30:00.840 --> 00:30:02.440
(EXHALES)

739
00:30:04.979 --> 00:30:08.348
You, uh, need anything else?
You're okay?

740
00:30:10.117 --> 00:30:11.418
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover

741
00:30:11.543 --> 00:30:13.520
at Calvin Joyner's house right now.

742
00:30:13.645 --> 00:30:17.691
This is blowing my mind!
(LAUGHS)

743
00:30:17.816 --> 00:30:19.101
Okay.

744
00:30:19.226 --> 00:30:21.103
Uh, good night, Bob.

745
00:30:21.228 --> 00:30:22.828
Good night, Jet.

746
00:30:27.234 --> 00:30:28.834
(VELCRO TEARING)

747
00:30:34.674 --> 00:30:36.274
(SNORING)

748
00:30:42.416 --> 00:30:43.850
Me?
(BOB SNORING)

749
00:30:43.975 --> 00:30:45.575
Yeah, you.

750
00:30:51.125 --> 00:30:52.734
What the hell?

751
00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:55.004
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

752
00:30:55.129 --> 00:30:56.729
One second.

753
00:30:59.933 --> 00:31:01.268
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

754
00:31:01.393 --> 00:31:02.993
Hold on.

755
00:31:06.873 --> 00:31:08.050
Uh, may I help you?

756
00:31:08.175 --> 00:31:09.509
Mr. Joyner,
my name is Pamela Harris,

757
00:31:09.634 --> 00:31:12.079
I'm with the Central
Intelligence Agency.

758
00:31:12.204 --> 00:31:14.756
Have you had any contact with this man?

759
00:31:14.881 --> 00:31:17.792
Uh, yeah, he's on my...
He's on my couch sleeping.

760
00:31:17.917 --> 00:31:18.985
Target's in the house.

761
00:31:19.110 --> 00:31:21.288
What's going on? Hey!

762
00:31:21.413 --> 00:31:24.124
Excuse me. Excuse me!

763
00:31:27.494 --> 00:31:29.438
AGENT STAN: (INTO COMM)
Target's fled.

764
00:31:29.563 --> 00:31:30.639
Shit.

765
00:31:30.764 --> 00:31:31.865
Target's on the move.

766
00:31:31.990 --> 00:31:33.590
Excuse me! What...

767
00:31:37.304 --> 00:31:39.048
Hello, hey! Excuse me!

768
00:31:39.173 --> 00:31:40.240
And voice chatter in the vicinity.

769
00:31:40.365 --> 00:31:41.951
CALVIN: Hello! Excuse me!

770
00:31:42.076 --> 00:31:43.577
If he's in the wind again, it's
gonna be your ass. Go now.

771
00:31:43.702 --> 00:31:46.046
Hello! Alert Langley,
asset uncontained.

772
00:31:46.171 --> 00:31:47.322
Excuse me!

773
00:31:47.447 --> 00:31:49.091
Can I help you?
Hello!

774
00:31:49.216 --> 00:31:50.784
It's my house.
Is something going on?

775
00:31:50.909 --> 00:31:52.061
Well, Mr. Joyner,

776
00:31:52.186 --> 00:31:53.387
your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht

777
00:31:53.512 --> 00:31:55.464
is wanted for murder and treason

778
00:31:55.589 --> 00:31:56.898
and is presently in possession

779
00:31:57.023 --> 00:31:58.358
of highly classified state secrets

780
00:31:58.483 --> 00:32:00.127
which he intends to sell
to our enemies.

781
00:32:00.252 --> 00:32:02.271
You mind?

782
00:32:02.396 --> 00:32:05.407
Creamer's in the fridge.
What?

783
00:32:05.532 --> 00:32:06.942
I don't need it.

784
00:32:07.067 --> 00:32:09.002
What I do need is information.

785
00:32:09.127 --> 00:32:11.947
I need you to tell me
everything and anything

786
00:32:12.072 --> 00:32:14.683
about your contact with Agent Stone.

787
00:32:14.808 --> 00:32:15.750
Agent Stone?

788
00:32:15.875 --> 00:32:17.311
Bob, your friend Bob.

789
00:32:17.436 --> 00:32:20.155
Come on.
Stay with me, please.

790
00:32:20.280 --> 00:32:22.482
Okay, I think
there's a misunderstanding.

791
00:32:22.607 --> 00:32:24.693
No. No, he is not
my friend.

792
00:32:24.818 --> 00:32:26.886
Then why did he list you
as his emergency contact

793
00:32:27.011 --> 00:32:28.155
in all his personnel forms?

794
00:32:28.280 --> 00:32:29.398
I'm sorry... He what?

795
00:32:29.523 --> 00:32:30.957
Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,

796
00:32:31.082 --> 00:32:32.192
or family of any kind.

797
00:32:32.317 --> 00:32:33.460
You are the only person

798
00:32:33.585 --> 00:32:35.895
he listed in his personal references.

799
00:32:36.020 --> 00:32:37.372
Oh... (STAMMERS)

800
00:32:37.497 --> 00:32:39.674
That's crazy, all right?
I barely even know the guy.

801
00:32:39.799 --> 00:32:41.310
Then, why was he sleeping
on your couch?

802
00:32:41.435 --> 00:32:42.936
Because we went out
and had drinks last night.

803
00:32:43.061 --> 00:32:45.580
Oh, so you went out drinking
with your non-friend?

804
00:32:45.705 --> 00:32:47.116
Okay.

805
00:32:47.241 --> 00:32:49.042
All right, let's...
You're not...

806
00:32:49.167 --> 00:32:50.185
Time out.

807
00:32:50.310 --> 00:32:51.711
I'm pressing the time out button.

808
00:32:51.836 --> 00:32:54.114
Okay? You guys barged
in my house.

809
00:32:54.239 --> 00:32:55.390
I pay my taxes.

810
00:32:55.515 --> 00:32:56.750
So you're not gonna come here

811
00:32:56.875 --> 00:32:58.860
and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?

812
00:32:58.985 --> 00:33:00.129
That's the first thing.

813
00:33:00.254 --> 00:33:01.255
Now, if you want to get into facts...

814
00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:02.897
You wanna talk about facts?

815
00:33:03.022 --> 00:33:04.191
This is Facebook's fault.

816
00:33:04.316 --> 00:33:05.792
He sent me a friend request.

817
00:33:05.917 --> 00:33:07.794
That's how this whole thing started.

818
00:33:07.919 --> 00:33:09.271
And you accepted?

819
00:33:09.396 --> 00:33:11.064
Don't do that.
Don't do that to me.

820
00:33:11.189 --> 00:33:14.609
You give me a second. Okay?
Don't fire back like that.

821
00:33:14.734 --> 00:33:17.103
First of all, fuck Mark
Zuckerberg, all right?

822
00:33:17.228 --> 00:33:19.448
Now, I accepted
because it was Facebook.

823
00:33:19.573 --> 00:33:20.915
And it's rude when you don't accept it

824
00:33:21.040 --> 00:33:22.209
and I don't know if
the person on the other end

825
00:33:22.334 --> 00:33:23.618
can see me not accept it.

826
00:33:23.743 --> 00:33:24.611
That's why I accepted.

827
00:33:24.736 --> 00:33:26.680
Are you nervous,
Mr. Joyner?

828
00:33:26.805 --> 00:33:27.822
Is it hot?

829
00:33:27.947 --> 00:33:29.683
Are you getting hot?
Because I'm getting hot.

830
00:33:29.808 --> 00:33:31.251
I'm not gonna take off my jacket

831
00:33:31.376 --> 00:33:33.086
because that makes me look guilty.

832
00:33:33.211 --> 00:33:35.789
And that's what
you guys look for. Hmm?

833
00:33:35.914 --> 00:33:38.425
Is this what a guilty man would do?

834
00:33:38.550 --> 00:33:40.702
Look how comfortable I am.

835
00:33:40.827 --> 00:33:42.771
Mr. Joyner,
your friend Bob Stone

836
00:33:42.896 --> 00:33:44.039
is a dangerous psychotic.

837
00:33:44.164 --> 00:33:45.232
You're lucky to be alive.

838
00:33:45.357 --> 00:33:46.366
Okay, listen to me.

839
00:33:46.491 --> 00:33:49.303
This man is not, I repeat to you,

840
00:33:49.428 --> 00:33:53.106
he is not, not, my friend!

841
00:33:53.231 --> 00:33:55.617
Zero allegiance.

842
00:33:55.742 --> 00:33:58.920
All right, Mr. Joyner.
Prove it.

843
00:33:59.045 --> 00:34:00.647
Yeah, well, I need a second.

844
00:34:00.772 --> 00:34:03.583
You gotta step outside.
I gotta take a shit.

845
00:34:03.708 --> 00:34:04.718
This is a lot.

846
00:34:04.843 --> 00:34:07.721
I got to go.
Just give me a second, man!

847
00:34:07.846 --> 00:34:10.156
I'll be waiting.
Jesus Christ!

848
00:34:16.930 --> 00:34:18.530
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

849
00:34:20.267 --> 00:34:21.343
All teams be advised,

850
00:34:21.468 --> 00:34:22.911
we're Oscar Mike with the bait.

851
00:34:23.036 --> 00:34:24.871
I'm sorry, did you just
call me "the bait"?

852
00:34:24.996 --> 00:34:26.181
No.

853
00:34:26.306 --> 00:34:27.207
Yeah, you did.
She just called me the bait.

854
00:34:27.332 --> 00:34:28.550
Why am I the bait?

855
00:34:28.675 --> 00:34:30.210
No, that doesn't sound like
something I'd ever say.

856
00:34:30.335 --> 00:34:32.287
You just said it.
What's going on here?

857
00:34:32.412 --> 00:34:34.147
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.

858
00:34:34.272 --> 00:34:36.491
This is a matter of national security.

859
00:34:36.616 --> 00:34:37.826
(LAUGHS) Yeah, right!
I love it.

860
00:34:37.951 --> 00:34:39.419
What is this?
Like a strippergram thing

861
00:34:39.544 --> 00:34:40.562
to suck up to Ethan?

862
00:34:40.687 --> 00:34:42.188
Gotta love strippers.
So dirty.

863
00:34:42.313 --> 00:34:44.291
Show us your tits!
Show us your tits!

864
00:34:44.416 --> 00:34:47.102
(SINGSONG)
Hey, let's see some titty!

865
00:34:47.227 --> 00:34:48.970
(TASER CRACKLES)
(GROANS)

866
00:34:49.095 --> 00:34:50.163
(ALL GASPING)
(THUDS)

867
00:34:50.288 --> 00:34:52.274
This you?
Yeah, right here.

868
00:34:52.399 --> 00:34:54.200
You did this to yourself.

869
00:34:55.369 --> 00:34:56.969
(GROANING)

870
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:00.582
Small.

871
00:35:00.707 --> 00:35:03.017
Yeah.

872
00:35:03.142 --> 00:35:04.742
(PHONE RINGS)

873
00:35:10.250 --> 00:35:12.319
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.

874
00:35:14.388 --> 00:35:17.166
Hello? Calvin Joyner,
Accounting.

875
00:35:17.291 --> 00:35:18.891
BOB: Calvin?

876
00:35:21.595 --> 00:35:23.872
(MOUTHING)
It's Bob! It's Bob!

877
00:35:23.997 --> 00:35:25.231
(MOUTHING) Act natural.

878
00:35:25.356 --> 00:35:27.467
BOB: Calvin. Is that you?

879
00:35:27.592 --> 00:35:29.311
Are you there?

880
00:35:29.436 --> 00:35:32.614
Well, hey. Well, yeah.

881
00:35:32.739 --> 00:35:35.150
Yeah, wassup?

882
00:35:35.275 --> 00:35:37.919
What up, Bobby-o?

883
00:35:38.044 --> 00:35:40.222
Are you quite well?

884
00:35:40.347 --> 00:35:41.556
I'm in big trouble.

885
00:35:41.681 --> 00:35:43.817
Oh, God! I screwed up.
I screwed up big time.

886
00:35:43.942 --> 00:35:46.195
We gotta talk.
Can you meet me?

887
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:47.396
Sure. Yeah. Where?

888
00:35:47.521 --> 00:35:49.298
Where do you want me to meet you?

889
00:35:49.423 --> 00:35:51.090
I'm in the stairwell of your
building, two flights down.

890
00:35:51.215 --> 00:35:53.168
Stairwell?
Hurry!

891
00:35:53.293 --> 00:35:55.962
He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
Move, move!

892
00:35:56.087 --> 00:35:57.272
Alert Charlie team.

893
00:35:57.397 --> 00:35:59.040
Hold on. What's going on?
Am I safe here?

894
00:35:59.165 --> 00:36:01.234
As long as Bob Stone is in
the building, no one's safe.

895
00:36:01.359 --> 00:36:03.370
Get back in your office now!

896
00:36:07.907 --> 00:36:08.850
Okay!

897
00:36:08.975 --> 00:36:11.378
Good news is we heard her, guys.

898
00:36:11.503 --> 00:36:14.414
So, everybody,
let's all just stay calm.

899
00:36:14.539 --> 00:36:17.050
As long as...
As long... Shit!

900
00:36:20.053 --> 00:36:22.121
What the hell is going on?

901
00:36:22.246 --> 00:36:23.565
Relax.
Hey.

902
00:36:23.690 --> 00:36:25.258
Great job at getting
them out of here, Jet.

903
00:36:25.383 --> 00:36:26.601
Oh, Bob!
That's teamwork!

904
00:36:26.726 --> 00:36:28.428
Wait! How did you...
What did you just do?

905
00:36:28.553 --> 00:36:29.996
It's a tradecraft, buddy.

906
00:36:30.121 --> 00:36:31.398
Spoiler alert...

907
00:36:31.523 --> 00:36:32.799
I'm in the CIA.

908
00:36:32.924 --> 00:36:34.042
Oh, no shit!

909
00:36:34.167 --> 00:36:35.810
Hey, hey! What're you
doing with my phone?

910
00:36:35.935 --> 00:36:37.437
You about to turn my phone
into a bomb, aren't you?

911
00:36:37.562 --> 00:36:39.706
I've seen Homeland.
So I know what they do.

912
00:36:39.831 --> 00:36:42.409
(LAUGHS) Homeland? No,
I'm ordering us an Uber.

913
00:36:42.534 --> 00:36:44.886
Six minutes.
That's kinda tight.

914
00:36:45.011 --> 00:36:47.256
(SIGHS) I'm gonna need your tie.

915
00:36:47.381 --> 00:36:48.557
You're gonna... No!

916
00:36:48.682 --> 00:36:49.958
Your necktie, take it off. No,

917
00:36:50.083 --> 00:36:51.618
I'm not taking my tie off!
Come on, Jet!

918
00:36:51.743 --> 00:36:53.295
Don't do that. Don't do that. (LAUGHS)

919
00:36:53.420 --> 00:36:54.588
That's good.
Save it, save it, save it.

920
00:36:54.713 --> 00:36:55.989
Save it, Jet.
Fine, take it, take it.

921
00:36:56.114 --> 00:36:57.824
There we go, just right over here.

922
00:36:57.949 --> 00:36:59.626
You can have it.
Okay, that...

923
00:36:59.751 --> 00:37:01.127
Listen to me. Listen.

924
00:37:01.252 --> 00:37:02.371
Stop. Stop!

925
00:37:02.496 --> 00:37:04.431
I need to know what is
happening, right now.

926
00:37:04.556 --> 00:37:06.566
Okay, okay. You know what?
Moving too fast.

927
00:37:06.691 --> 00:37:10.479
Bottom line, are you in or you out?

928
00:37:10.604 --> 00:37:12.038
What are you...
In or out of what?

929
00:37:12.163 --> 00:37:14.541
Mmm-mmm. No time for
questions, just action.

930
00:37:14.666 --> 00:37:17.051
In or out? Okay, well, then I'm out.

931
00:37:17.176 --> 00:37:19.446
I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually you're already in.

932
00:37:19.571 --> 00:37:20.889
Then why would you ask me?

933
00:37:21.014 --> 00:37:22.857
Because I thought
you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"

934
00:37:22.982 --> 00:37:24.451
And we would've
had a really cool moment,

935
00:37:24.576 --> 00:37:26.119
but you kinda ruined the whole thing.

936
00:37:26.244 --> 00:37:27.195
I ruined...

937
00:37:27.320 --> 00:37:28.397
Okay, okay, okay.

938
00:37:28.522 --> 00:37:29.864
Listen to me right now.

939
00:37:29.989 --> 00:37:31.725
Bob, I don't know what it is
that you're into

940
00:37:31.850 --> 00:37:33.393
but what I do know is that

941
00:37:33.518 --> 00:37:34.961
I am really, really

942
00:37:35.086 --> 00:37:37.372
100% out!

943
00:37:37.497 --> 00:37:38.565
Do you understand that?

944
00:37:38.690 --> 00:37:39.933
God, you are good!

945
00:37:40.058 --> 00:37:41.042
What?

946
00:37:41.167 --> 00:37:42.669
Calvin Joyner, president
of the Drama Club

947
00:37:42.794 --> 00:37:43.812
for a reason, folks!

948
00:37:43.937 --> 00:37:45.439
You're like
a snack-size Denzel.

949
00:37:45.564 --> 00:37:47.582
Okay. Stop it,
stop it, stop it.

950
00:37:47.707 --> 00:37:49.250
This is not a game.

951
00:37:49.375 --> 00:37:51.386
I'm being serious right now.

952
00:37:51.511 --> 00:37:53.111
I'm out!

953
00:37:55.348 --> 00:37:56.525
Okay. Okay.

954
00:37:56.650 --> 00:37:59.294
I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,

955
00:37:59.419 --> 00:38:00.920
but if you're out, you're out.

956
00:38:01.045 --> 00:38:02.697
Thank you! I'm out!

957
00:38:02.822 --> 00:38:05.058
Well, I'm just happy
that we can communicate

958
00:38:05.183 --> 00:38:06.635
openly and honestly.

959
00:38:06.760 --> 00:38:09.338
I think it says a lot
about our relationship.

960
00:38:09.463 --> 00:38:12.341
Wait, hold up, wait. What're you doing?
Oh, my God!

961
00:38:12.466 --> 00:38:13.675
Here's the thing, though.

962
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.301
There's only one way
for you to get out.

963
00:38:15.426 --> 00:38:16.478
What's that?

964
00:38:16.603 --> 00:38:18.037
You gotta get in first.

965
00:38:18.162 --> 00:38:19.381
What is it that...

966
00:38:19.506 --> 00:38:20.807
What-what!
Take my gun, Jet,

967
00:38:20.932 --> 00:38:22.517
we may have to kill some people.

968
00:38:22.642 --> 00:38:23.643
Come on, it's not gonna bite you.

969
00:38:23.768 --> 00:38:24.953
I will do no such thing.

970
00:38:25.078 --> 00:38:26.045
I think you'll like it.

971
00:38:26.170 --> 00:38:28.381
I will not!
You're gonna need it.

972
00:38:28.506 --> 00:38:31.184
You're gonna need it!
He's in here!

973
00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:32.293
Jet.

974
00:38:32.418 --> 00:38:34.821
He's in there!
Bob's in there!

975
00:38:34.946 --> 00:38:37.832
He's got a gun!
He's got a gun!

976
00:38:37.957 --> 00:38:39.133
(PEOPLE SCREAM)

977
00:38:39.258 --> 00:38:41.703
Down, down, get down!
Move, move, move!

978
00:38:41.828 --> 00:38:43.229
All right. I'm gonna need
your improv skills.

979
00:38:43.354 --> 00:38:44.305
What?

980
00:38:44.430 --> 00:38:45.965
Hostage role-play,
you ready?

981
00:38:46.090 --> 00:38:46.908
No!

982
00:38:47.033 --> 00:38:48.835
Sweet, let's go.
No, I said no!

983
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:50.044
I said no!

984
00:38:50.169 --> 00:38:52.414
AGENT: He's got a hostage!

985
00:38:52.539 --> 00:38:53.548
No!

986
00:38:53.673 --> 00:38:55.742
No! Stop it,
you gonna get me killed!

987
00:38:57.210 --> 00:38:58.810
Don't shoot!

988
00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:07.319
(AGENTS COUGHING)

989
00:39:11.057 --> 00:39:13.435
There we go, Jet!

990
00:39:13.560 --> 00:39:15.160
(GASPS)

991
00:39:17.196 --> 00:39:18.796
(SCREAMS)

992
00:39:20.734 --> 00:39:22.836
Hang tight, Jet! No, I'm
not doing anything!

993
00:39:22.961 --> 00:39:24.804
Stop including me in your stuff!

994
00:39:26.105 --> 00:39:28.007
Get him, Agent!
Hit him with the stick!

995
00:39:33.780 --> 00:39:35.181
He got a coffee pot!

996
00:39:35.306 --> 00:39:36.906
(SCREAMS)

997
00:39:44.023 --> 00:39:45.623
(GROANS)

998
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:54.199
He got a banana!

999
00:39:58.504 --> 00:40:01.082
Oh! Oh!

1000
00:40:01.207 --> 00:40:02.283
Freeze!

1001
00:40:02.408 --> 00:40:04.008
(BONE CRACKING)

1002
00:40:13.587 --> 00:40:15.454
Jet, help! (CHOKING)

1003
00:40:15.579 --> 00:40:17.398
What?

1004
00:40:17.523 --> 00:40:19.668
(STRAINING)
Golden Jet, help.

1005
00:40:19.793 --> 00:40:21.393
No, man, I'm not helping you!

1006
00:40:24.130 --> 00:40:25.440
Oh, shit.

1007
00:40:25.565 --> 00:40:26.866
Give me the gun!
Stop it!

1008
00:40:26.991 --> 00:40:28.602
Stop resisting!
No, let me go!

1009
00:40:32.005 --> 00:40:34.207
Let me go! I'm trying
to give it to you!

1010
00:40:37.243 --> 00:40:38.453
Oh, shit!

1011
00:40:38.578 --> 00:40:39.813
That was an accident!
Don't move!

1012
00:40:39.938 --> 00:40:41.538
No, stop! Listen to me!

1013
00:40:44.017 --> 00:40:45.560
Let's go.

1014
00:40:45.685 --> 00:40:47.662
Wait, wait! Oh, come on!
What are you... Ah!

1015
00:40:47.787 --> 00:40:49.163
Come on, man!

1016
00:40:49.288 --> 00:40:51.257
This has gotta stop! Okay?

1017
00:40:51.382 --> 00:40:53.067
(WHIMPERS)

1018
00:40:53.192 --> 00:40:54.792
Shit!

1019
00:40:57.530 --> 00:40:58.564
(CALVIN SCREAMS)

1020
00:40:58.689 --> 00:41:00.775
Don't shoot!

1021
00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:02.777
Oh, God!
Show us your hands!

1022
00:41:02.902 --> 00:41:04.671
Drop your weapon!
Do it now!

1023
00:41:13.279 --> 00:41:14.923
Ow.

1024
00:41:15.048 --> 00:41:16.057
Sorry, Jet.

1025
00:41:16.182 --> 00:41:18.259
It's over, Bob. Give up.

1026
00:41:18.384 --> 00:41:19.919
You know I can't do that, Pam.

1027
00:41:20.044 --> 00:41:22.488
There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.

1028
00:41:22.613 --> 00:41:24.298
Just like Caracas.

1029
00:41:24.423 --> 00:41:25.692
Uh, Caracas would've worked

1030
00:41:25.817 --> 00:41:28.394
if you trusted me
like Calvin trusts me.

1031
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:29.638
No. No.

1032
00:41:29.763 --> 00:41:31.540
That is not true.
I do not trust him!

1033
00:41:31.665 --> 00:41:32.732
I do not trust him at all.

1034
00:41:32.857 --> 00:41:34.175
As a matter of fact,

1035
00:41:34.300 --> 00:41:35.744
this is a perfect time
for us to clear this up

1036
00:41:35.869 --> 00:41:36.770
especially in the middle
of this standoff.

1037
00:41:36.895 --> 00:41:37.704
I shouldn't be here!

1038
00:41:37.829 --> 00:41:39.013
So I feel like me being

1039
00:41:39.138 --> 00:41:40.339
in the middle of this throws me in it.

1040
00:41:40.464 --> 00:41:41.741
So let me exclude myself.

1041
00:41:41.866 --> 00:41:43.384
Hey, stay down!
Don't move!

1042
00:41:43.509 --> 00:41:46.045
Okay, all right.
I'll stay in. I'll stay in.

1043
00:41:47.747 --> 00:41:49.357
I got a plan.

1044
00:41:49.482 --> 00:41:50.825
Might get us both killed

1045
00:41:50.950 --> 00:41:52.551
but if it works, it'll be
a totally boss story.

1046
00:41:52.676 --> 00:41:53.628
Cool?

1047
00:41:53.753 --> 00:41:55.697
No! No, it's not cool!
Cool.

1048
00:41:55.822 --> 00:41:57.023
No, I said it's not cool.

1049
00:41:57.148 --> 00:41:58.958
(SOFTLY)
I said it's not cool!

1050
00:41:59.083 --> 00:42:00.602
Time's up.

1051
00:42:00.727 --> 00:42:02.503
You're right, Pam.

1052
00:42:02.628 --> 00:42:03.730
My time is up.

1053
00:42:03.855 --> 00:42:06.775
In three, two,

1054
00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:09.210
one.

1055
00:42:09.335 --> 00:42:10.935
(ALARM RINGS)

1056
00:42:15.474 --> 00:42:17.686
Bob, Bob, Bob!

1057
00:42:17.811 --> 00:42:18.787
(SCREAMING)

1058
00:42:18.912 --> 00:42:21.055
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1059
00:42:21.180 --> 00:42:22.591
Oh, shit!

1060
00:42:22.716 --> 00:42:24.316
Whoo-hoo!

1061
00:42:26.252 --> 00:42:28.021
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
(BOB WHOOPING)

1062
00:42:36.763 --> 00:42:39.207
(BOB LAUGHS)

1063
00:42:39.332 --> 00:42:40.809
Whoo!

1064
00:42:40.934 --> 00:42:42.802
Wow! Did you
feel that, Jet?

1065
00:42:42.927 --> 00:42:45.604
That was the balls right there!

1066
00:42:45.729 --> 00:42:47.329
(SCREAMING)

1067
00:42:50.910 --> 00:42:52.320
CALVIN: Get it off!

1068
00:42:52.445 --> 00:42:53.546
You guys order an Uber?

1069
00:42:53.671 --> 00:42:55.271
(GUN FIRING)

1070
00:42:56.282 --> 00:42:57.892
What are you doing?

1071
00:42:58.017 --> 00:42:59.552
You better get your tuchus in the car.

1072
00:42:59.677 --> 00:43:00.686
You're gonna get shot!

1073
00:43:00.811 --> 00:43:01.988
Don't shoot me! Shoot him!

1074
00:43:02.113 --> 00:43:04.432
Shoot him! I'm out!
I'm out! I'm out!

1075
00:43:04.557 --> 00:43:07.060
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in! Go, Bob!

1076
00:43:11.865 --> 00:43:14.008
Put the word out to all assets.

1077
00:43:14.133 --> 00:43:15.969
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.

1078
00:43:16.094 --> 00:43:18.212
Hey, what the shit,
honey... (GROANS)

1079
00:43:18.337 --> 00:43:19.313
(THUDS)

1080
00:43:19.438 --> 00:43:21.040
Get Larry on it.

1081
00:43:26.245 --> 00:43:27.588
Car, car, car!

1082
00:43:27.713 --> 00:43:29.323
All right, well,
here's the dilly-o, Jet.

1083
00:43:29.448 --> 00:43:31.217
About three weeks ago,
an enemy of the state

1084
00:43:31.342 --> 00:43:33.227
codenamed "The Black Badger"

1085
00:43:33.352 --> 00:43:35.822
stole the encryption keys to the
entire US spy satellite program

1086
00:43:35.947 --> 00:43:37.331
which he's gonna sell to a buyer

1087
00:43:37.456 --> 00:43:39.192
from that auction site
on your computer last night.

1088
00:43:39.317 --> 00:43:40.201
Bob...

1089
00:43:40.326 --> 00:43:41.903
If we lose control of our satellites,

1090
00:43:42.028 --> 00:43:44.238
we're completely vulnerable
to any terrorist attacks.

1091
00:43:44.363 --> 00:43:46.365
That's why I had to go back to
your office and get you, Jet.

1092
00:43:46.490 --> 00:43:48.242
I need your super sweet
accounting skills

1093
00:43:48.367 --> 00:43:50.369
to help me figure out the
last piece of this puzzle

1094
00:43:50.494 --> 00:43:52.906
which is the transaction
number from the winning bid.

1095
00:43:53.031 --> 00:43:55.172
That'll tell us where
the deal is going down.

1096
00:43:56.776 --> 00:43:59.187
That way, we can get The Black Badger.

1097
00:43:59.312 --> 00:44:00.646
I can't do it without you, Jet.

1098
00:44:00.771 --> 00:44:01.956
Stop the car.

1099
00:44:02.081 --> 00:44:03.917
You stop the car right now!
Stop the car!

1100
00:44:04.042 --> 00:44:05.952
Okay, okay.
That's a great idea, Jet.

1101
00:44:06.077 --> 00:44:07.987
We should get off the grid right now.

1102
00:44:09.022 --> 00:44:10.622
CALVIN: Whoa!

1103
00:44:15.694 --> 00:44:17.997
All right. We're clear.

1104
00:44:23.702 --> 00:44:25.079
Okay.

1105
00:44:25.204 --> 00:44:27.606
Okay. Let's just take
some deep breaths.

1106
00:44:27.731 --> 00:44:29.918
Okay? Deep breaths.

1107
00:44:30.043 --> 00:44:32.486
All you gotta do is get out of this car

1108
00:44:32.611 --> 00:44:34.914
and have a rational
conversation with Bob

1109
00:44:35.039 --> 00:44:36.639
and he'll understand.

1110
00:44:45.091 --> 00:44:48.027
Robert, I would like to
go home now, please.

1111
00:44:48.152 --> 00:44:49.670
Buddy, you and me both.

1112
00:44:49.795 --> 00:44:52.173
But until we clear our names,
there's no going home.

1113
00:44:52.298 --> 00:44:54.675
I'm sorry, can you clarify
that last sentence for me?

1114
00:44:54.800 --> 00:44:56.102
Yeah, well, now that you're in...

1115
00:44:56.227 --> 00:44:58.504
Let me stop you
right there. I'm not in.

1116
00:44:58.629 --> 00:45:00.114
I never said that I was in.

1117
00:45:00.239 --> 00:45:03.084
In fact, I expressly remember
saying that I was out!

1118
00:45:03.209 --> 00:45:04.844
I know, but they think you're in.

1119
00:45:04.969 --> 00:45:06.220
I am...

1120
00:45:06.345 --> 00:45:08.289
I'm freaking out!
I'm out!

1121
00:45:08.414 --> 00:45:10.124
What's left to tell?
Hey, no, I get it.

1122
00:45:10.249 --> 00:45:11.784
I'm not in! I'm just saying
they think you're in.

1123
00:45:11.909 --> 00:45:14.653
I'm not in! I am not in!
I get it.

1124
00:45:14.778 --> 00:45:16.564
I'm not in! I'm out!

1125
00:45:16.689 --> 00:45:19.758
One sec, Jet, just
gotta disable the GPS.

1126
00:45:19.883 --> 00:45:21.069
Where did you...

1127
00:45:21.194 --> 00:45:22.862
You wanna go under...
That's fine!

1128
00:45:22.987 --> 00:45:24.072
Wait a minute.

1129
00:45:24.197 --> 00:45:26.299
You did this on purpose, didn't you?

1130
00:45:26.424 --> 00:45:28.868
This whole thing was done on purpose.

1131
00:45:28.993 --> 00:45:30.636
This is your plan!

1132
00:45:30.761 --> 00:45:32.280
You tricked me!

1133
00:45:32.405 --> 00:45:34.849
It's fine, but I know you tricked me.

1134
00:45:34.974 --> 00:45:36.575
Trick you? You tricked... Hey, boy!

1135
00:45:36.700 --> 00:45:37.643
What?
(LAUGHS)

1136
00:45:37.768 --> 00:45:38.987
What'd you just...

1137
00:45:39.112 --> 00:45:40.413
I didn't trick you,
you offered to help me.

1138
00:45:40.538 --> 00:45:42.048
You know what's funny?
Harris told me.

1139
00:45:42.173 --> 00:45:43.457
She told me everything, man.

1140
00:45:43.582 --> 00:45:45.093
She told me that you stole the codes.

1141
00:45:45.218 --> 00:45:46.319
Let me tell you something about Harris.

1142
00:45:46.444 --> 00:45:48.262
You can't trust her, all right?

1143
00:45:48.387 --> 00:45:49.956
She's already trying to frame
me for my partner's murder!

1144
00:45:50.081 --> 00:45:51.800
You killed your partner?
No.

1145
00:45:51.925 --> 00:45:52.934
I would never do that.

1146
00:45:53.059 --> 00:45:54.235
The Black Badger killed my partner.

1147
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:55.628
Let me explain to you something, dude.

1148
00:45:55.753 --> 00:45:57.671
This is what happened.

1149
00:45:57.796 --> 00:46:00.266
After The Black Badger stole the
satellite encryption codes,

1150
00:46:00.391 --> 00:46:04.070
my partner Phil and I tracked
him to a penthouse in Kiev.

1151
00:46:04.195 --> 00:46:05.814
Hey, Phil.
Yeah.

1152
00:46:05.939 --> 00:46:08.216
I'll see you on the other side.

1153
00:46:08.341 --> 00:46:10.143
See you on the other side.

1154
00:46:11.410 --> 00:46:12.821
All right.

1155
00:46:12.946 --> 00:46:14.388
God, I love that guy.

1156
00:46:14.513 --> 00:46:16.049
BOB: He knew we were coming,
so he set a trap.

1157
00:46:16.174 --> 00:46:18.384
Hey, Bob! Bob!

1158
00:46:18.509 --> 00:46:19.527
No!

1159
00:46:19.652 --> 00:46:22.763
BOB: Phil was my partner,
my teammate

1160
00:46:22.888 --> 00:46:23.957
and I couldn't save him.

1161
00:46:24.082 --> 00:46:25.682
No!
(EXPLOSION)

1162
00:46:27.560 --> 00:46:29.003
It was awful, Cal.

1163
00:46:29.128 --> 00:46:30.978
It was a setup,
right from the get-go.

1164
00:46:32.365 --> 00:46:33.707
Damn, man.

1165
00:46:33.832 --> 00:46:35.301
The Black Badger was never there.

1166
00:46:35.426 --> 00:46:37.836
I should've been the one
on that elevator, not Phil.

1167
00:46:37.961 --> 00:46:38.980
God.

1168
00:46:39.105 --> 00:46:41.415
Okay. Bob, please...

1169
00:46:41.540 --> 00:46:44.010
I'm begging you, man. Can
you just let me go home?

1170
00:46:44.135 --> 00:46:45.486
CJ, I totally understand.

1171
00:46:45.611 --> 00:46:47.513
But right now, Agent
Harris and her taskforce

1172
00:46:47.638 --> 00:46:49.357
has that place surveilled
up the yin-yang.

1173
00:46:49.482 --> 00:46:51.217
She's got contract killers
looking for us.

1174
00:46:51.342 --> 00:46:52.751
Your place isn't safe.

1175
00:46:52.876 --> 00:46:54.428
Oh, my God. Maggie.

1176
00:46:54.553 --> 00:46:57.253
Maggie! What the hell am I
supposed to do about Maggie?

1177
00:46:59.225 --> 00:47:00.825
(SHOUTS) Get down, Jet!

1178
00:47:02.561 --> 00:47:04.161
(CALVIN SCREAMS)

1179
00:47:09.802 --> 00:47:11.980
Shit! Oh!
(ENGINE REVS)

1180
00:47:12.105 --> 00:47:13.705
Look out, Bob!

1181
00:47:21.647 --> 00:47:23.282
(SCREAMS AND GROANS)

1182
00:47:25.118 --> 00:47:27.820
Who the hell is that?
Who is that? Bob?

1183
00:47:27.945 --> 00:47:29.545
Oh, shit.

1184
00:47:34.493 --> 00:47:36.093
Larry.

1185
00:47:38.564 --> 00:47:39.865
Thought you retired.

1186
00:47:39.990 --> 00:47:41.442
I did.

1187
00:47:41.567 --> 00:47:44.545
But you're worth a lot of
money, Bob, dead or alive.

1188
00:47:44.670 --> 00:47:46.305
Well, tough luck,
because I've got back up.

1189
00:47:46.430 --> 00:47:48.030
Ain't that right, Jet?

1190
00:47:50.543 --> 00:47:52.186
Jet!

1191
00:47:52.311 --> 00:47:53.911
(GROANS)

1192
00:48:07.993 --> 00:48:09.593
Okay.

1193
00:48:10.663 --> 00:48:12.263
(PHONE RINGING)

1194
00:48:13.666 --> 00:48:16.177
Hey, baby. I know.
I'm sorry I'm late.

1195
00:48:16.302 --> 00:48:18.346
The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.

1196
00:48:18.471 --> 00:48:20.539
I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you at the house.

1197
00:48:20.664 --> 00:48:21.983
No, no, no!
Don't go home!

1198
00:48:22.108 --> 00:48:23.676
Don't go home!
Why? What's going on?

1199
00:48:23.801 --> 00:48:26.554
Nothing! Nothing.
I'm just running late, too.

1200
00:48:26.679 --> 00:48:30.258
So I was gonna say let's just
meet at Dr. Dan's office.

1201
00:48:30.383 --> 00:48:32.651
Yeah. Okay.
Is everything all right?

1202
00:48:32.776 --> 00:48:34.963
Yeah! Yeah. Why?

1203
00:48:35.088 --> 00:48:36.998
Everything's fine.

1204
00:48:37.123 --> 00:48:38.857
Uh, because you kind of sound like
Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.

1205
00:48:38.982 --> 00:48:41.202
(LAUGHS) What?

1206
00:48:41.327 --> 00:48:43.496
That's so funny, babe.
That's such a good reference.

1207
00:48:43.621 --> 00:48:45.464
That's classic Mags right there.

1208
00:48:45.589 --> 00:48:48.376
So, okay. So you're not
gonna go home, right?

1209
00:48:48.501 --> 00:48:49.810
Okay, fine.
I won't go home.

1210
00:48:49.935 --> 00:48:51.604
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's.
See you soon.

1211
00:48:51.729 --> 00:48:52.838
Okay. All right, bye.

1212
00:48:52.963 --> 00:48:54.563
All right, bye.

1213
00:49:16.862 --> 00:49:18.462
Get in.

1214
00:49:35.348 --> 00:49:38.050
(STAMMERING) I'm gonna
address the elephant

1215
00:49:38.175 --> 00:49:39.185
in the room.

1216
00:49:39.310 --> 00:49:42.530
Okay, first of all, you...

1217
00:49:42.655 --> 00:49:45.533
You guys, I want to say sorry to.

1218
00:49:45.658 --> 00:49:49.528
Because what you're probably
thinking is not what happened.

1219
00:49:49.653 --> 00:49:50.871
Accidents!

1220
00:49:50.996 --> 00:49:52.306
I know you're like,

1221
00:49:52.431 --> 00:49:53.666
"How can you accidentally
pistol-whip somebody

1222
00:49:53.791 --> 00:49:54.767
"and shoot somebody?"

1223
00:49:54.892 --> 00:49:56.202
Well, it can happen.

1224
00:49:56.327 --> 00:49:59.513
Okay? Today is proof
that it can happen. So...

1225
00:49:59.638 --> 00:50:01.982
I'm glad I got to
get that off my chest.

1226
00:50:02.107 --> 00:50:03.942
Relax, Mr. Joyner.
I believe you.

1227
00:50:04.067 --> 00:50:05.719
Okay, thank you.

1228
00:50:05.844 --> 00:50:08.614
Trust me, I know a scared-shitless
civilian when I see one.

1229
00:50:08.739 --> 00:50:10.115
You don't have to convince me.

1230
00:50:10.240 --> 00:50:12.993
You got him over here.
That is me.

1231
00:50:13.118 --> 00:50:15.053
Right now, I'm not comfortable.

1232
00:50:15.178 --> 00:50:16.755
Okay, I am scared, okay?

1233
00:50:16.880 --> 00:50:19.333
I don't have no shit in my system.

1234
00:50:19.458 --> 00:50:21.694
If I sat down on a toilet,
nothing's coming out.

1235
00:50:21.819 --> 00:50:22.928
Farts or just air.

1236
00:50:23.053 --> 00:50:24.230
(SLOW WHISTLES)

1237
00:50:24.355 --> 00:50:26.365
(HISSING)

1238
00:50:29.402 --> 00:50:30.669
It'd sound like lasers.

1239
00:50:30.794 --> 00:50:32.613
Thank you for that description.

1240
00:50:32.738 --> 00:50:34.607
Mr. Joyner,
let me explain something.

1241
00:50:34.732 --> 00:50:36.175
Bob's last forced psych eval

1242
00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:39.187
show a person rapidly
losing his grip on reality.

1243
00:50:39.312 --> 00:50:41.189
Bob became obsessed with a ghost,

1244
00:50:41.314 --> 00:50:42.581
a figment of his imagination,

1245
00:50:42.706 --> 00:50:44.383
he started calling,
"The Black Badger."

1246
00:50:44.508 --> 00:50:46.485
This obsession led to an instability,

1247
00:50:46.610 --> 00:50:49.355
first reported by his partner,
Phil, three weeks ago.

1248
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:52.066
Just before Phil
was killed in the field.

1249
00:50:52.191 --> 00:50:53.634
Do you know how Phil died?

1250
00:50:53.759 --> 00:50:56.529
Yeah, uh, Bob told me that
The Black Badger killed him.

1251
00:51:00.666 --> 00:51:02.510
What?

1252
00:51:02.635 --> 00:51:03.677
What?

1253
00:51:03.802 --> 00:51:07.748
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone
is The Black Badger.

1254
00:51:07.873 --> 00:51:10.684
Phil was Bob's partner of six years.

1255
00:51:10.809 --> 00:51:11.785
His best friend.

1256
00:51:11.910 --> 00:51:12.878
See you on the other side.

1257
00:51:13.003 --> 00:51:15.055
See you on the other side.

1258
00:51:15.180 --> 00:51:16.657
Hey, Bob!

1259
00:51:16.782 --> 00:51:19.184
AGENT HARRIS: After he stole
the satellite encryption codes

1260
00:51:19.309 --> 00:51:20.653
Bob betrayed Phil.

1261
00:51:20.778 --> 00:51:22.230
No!

1262
00:51:22.355 --> 00:51:25.258
He killed him to cover his tracks.

1263
00:51:28.894 --> 00:51:32.206
And, after that, Bob went rogue.

1264
00:51:32.331 --> 00:51:34.300
This is all that's left of Phil.

1265
00:51:37.836 --> 00:51:41.014
Um, this is PornHub.

1266
00:51:41.139 --> 00:51:44.818
Oh, shit, shit,
shit. Sorry.

1267
00:51:44.943 --> 00:51:46.279
There you go.

1268
00:51:46.404 --> 00:51:48.356
CALVIN: Oh! Oh, God!

1269
00:51:48.481 --> 00:51:50.082
Oh, I didn't see that coming.

1270
00:51:50.207 --> 00:51:51.807
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Oh, man!

1271
00:51:53.151 --> 00:51:54.219
It's a hell of a way to go.

1272
00:51:54.344 --> 00:51:56.096
Okay, wait a minute.

1273
00:51:56.221 --> 00:51:57.923
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell the
satellite encryption codes himself?

1274
00:51:58.048 --> 00:51:59.725
Because in a black market,
blind-bidding situation

1275
00:51:59.850 --> 00:52:01.594
the buyer and the seller,
they don't know each other.

1276
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:02.970
They need the auction site

1277
00:52:03.095 --> 00:52:04.196
to tell them exactly where to meet up

1278
00:52:04.321 --> 00:52:06.039
and when to make the exchange.

1279
00:52:06.164 --> 00:52:09.167
The transaction number from the
auction site gives them that,

1280
00:52:09.292 --> 00:52:12.213
which means Bob still needs you.

1281
00:52:12.338 --> 00:52:13.606
Which is why we find ourselves

1282
00:52:13.731 --> 00:52:15.741
in a little catch-and-release
scenario.

1283
00:52:15.866 --> 00:52:18.552
You are the only one Bob trusts.

1284
00:52:18.677 --> 00:52:20.245
That's why we're
putting you in the field.

1285
00:52:20.370 --> 00:52:23.123
The next time you're with Bob,

1286
00:52:23.248 --> 00:52:24.992
press this button.

1287
00:52:25.117 --> 00:52:26.717
We're going to have him cold.

1288
00:52:32.625 --> 00:52:34.527
Now, go take care of your marriage.

1289
00:52:34.652 --> 00:52:37.730
Oh, one more thing.
Don't tell your wife shit.

1290
00:52:38.864 --> 00:52:40.464
All right.

1291
00:52:41.834 --> 00:52:43.235
MAGGIE: I just don't know
what's wrong.

1292
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:44.803
I mean, the man that I married,

1293
00:52:44.928 --> 00:52:46.972
the person I knew in high school,

1294
00:52:47.097 --> 00:52:51.352
he was filled with
drive and desire. I mean...

1295
00:52:51.477 --> 00:52:52.778
We used to sneak off every lunch hour

1296
00:52:52.903 --> 00:52:54.480
and make out under the gym bleachers.

1297
00:52:54.605 --> 00:52:56.524
Like, that guy, back then,

1298
00:52:56.649 --> 00:52:57.950
he wanted things, you know?

1299
00:52:58.075 --> 00:52:59.560
DR. DAN: Hmm.

1300
00:52:59.685 --> 00:53:01.219
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I
couldn't find the parking.

1301
00:53:01.344 --> 00:53:03.389
Hi, no, no, it's okay.
We got started without you.

1302
00:53:03.514 --> 00:53:05.766
Babe, Calvin,
this is Dr. Dan.

1303
00:53:05.891 --> 00:53:06.934
Hello, Calvin.

1304
00:53:07.059 --> 00:53:09.002
Oh, shit! Oh, jeez. What's the matter?

1305
00:53:09.127 --> 00:53:11.597
Holy shit! Get behind me!
Honey... Calvin, what?

1306
00:53:11.722 --> 00:53:13.907
It's okay, Maggie.
It's okay. Just relax.

1307
00:53:14.032 --> 00:53:16.535
This is a very common reaction
in the therapeutic process.

1308
00:53:16.660 --> 00:53:17.611
It is?
What?

1309
00:53:17.736 --> 00:53:19.146
It is.
It absolutely is.

1310
00:53:19.271 --> 00:53:21.949
Calvin, this is a very safe place.
Please, sit down.

1311
00:53:22.074 --> 00:53:23.976
This is not a safe place! No, no, no.
Honey, it's a...

1312
00:53:24.101 --> 00:53:25.711
No, this is most definitely
not a safe place!

1313
00:53:25.836 --> 00:53:27.680
Me and my wife
are leaving. Let's go.

1314
00:53:27.805 --> 00:53:29.782
No, no, no! You are
going to sit down...

1315
00:53:29.907 --> 00:53:32.885
And we are going to go through
this therapeutic process...

1316
00:53:33.010 --> 00:53:35.396
Yes...together, as a couple.

1317
00:53:35.521 --> 00:53:37.398
Um... Fine, fine, fine.

1318
00:53:37.523 --> 00:53:39.157
Sit down. Thank you.

1319
00:53:39.282 --> 00:53:40.401
Fine.

1320
00:53:40.526 --> 00:53:41.960
Okay, guys.
Why don't we start off

1321
00:53:42.085 --> 00:53:44.262
with a little bit of word association?

1322
00:53:44.387 --> 00:53:45.373
Okay.

1323
00:53:45.498 --> 00:53:46.840
This is exciting.

1324
00:53:46.965 --> 00:53:49.402
I've heard this can really
open a couple up.

1325
00:53:49.527 --> 00:53:52.713
Uh, Maggie, I'm going to
offer you a word,

1326
00:53:52.838 --> 00:53:55.908
and you respond however you're moved to

1327
00:53:56.033 --> 00:53:57.009
from here.

1328
00:53:57.134 --> 00:53:58.085
Okay.

1329
00:53:58.210 --> 00:53:59.512
Black.
White.

1330
00:53:59.637 --> 00:54:01.154
Water.
Ocean.

1331
00:54:01.279 --> 00:54:02.381
Sunshine.

1332
00:54:02.506 --> 00:54:03.857
Happy.

1333
00:54:03.982 --> 00:54:06.794
I'm very impressed, Maggie.
Really?

1334
00:54:06.919 --> 00:54:08.521
You're very in tune.

1335
00:54:08.646 --> 00:54:10.155
I'm very in tune.

1336
00:54:10.280 --> 00:54:12.300
Calvin, you're next.

1337
00:54:12.425 --> 00:54:14.302
I do not want to do this.

1338
00:54:14.427 --> 00:54:17.095
Relax, Calvin.
There are no wrong answers.

1339
00:54:17.220 --> 00:54:18.820
Up.

1340
00:54:19.898 --> 00:54:21.275
Down.

1341
00:54:21.400 --> 00:54:23.010
Mmm.

1342
00:54:23.135 --> 00:54:24.545
"Mmm." What is that?

1343
00:54:24.670 --> 00:54:26.046
What're you writing in your book?

1344
00:54:26.171 --> 00:54:27.748
It's fine. Don't freak out.
Nobody's freaking out.

1345
00:54:27.873 --> 00:54:29.241
I just don't understand
the rules to the game.

1346
00:54:29.366 --> 00:54:30.551
Freaking out.

1347
00:54:30.676 --> 00:54:32.244
Let's switch gears for a second, okay?

1348
00:54:32.369 --> 00:54:36.014
Why don't we try a simple
role-playing exercise?

1349
00:54:36.139 --> 00:54:38.016
Calvin, you be Calvin

1350
00:54:38.141 --> 00:54:40.486
and I will become Maggie.

1351
00:54:40.611 --> 00:54:42.763
(GASPS) Mmm.

1352
00:54:42.888 --> 00:54:44.488
I'm confused.

1353
00:54:48.694 --> 00:54:50.563
It's called "soul gazing."

1354
00:54:50.688 --> 00:54:54.775
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.

1355
00:54:54.900 --> 00:54:56.810
Maggie, this...
Hey. Shh.

1356
00:54:56.935 --> 00:54:59.271
There's no talking,
and don't look away.

1357
00:54:59.396 --> 00:55:01.173
(WHISPERS)
Stare into my soul.

1358
00:55:01.298 --> 00:55:02.316
You are not my...

1359
00:55:02.441 --> 00:55:03.809
Shh. There's no talking.

1360
00:55:03.934 --> 00:55:05.753
Babe, I'm not staring...

1361
00:55:05.878 --> 00:55:08.889
(WHISPERS) Me and you.
Stay with me. I'm your wife.

1362
00:55:09.014 --> 00:55:10.883
You are not my wife.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1363
00:55:11.008 --> 00:55:13.226
(GASPS)

1364
00:55:13.351 --> 00:55:15.195
How could you hit your wife?

1365
00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:16.589
How can I...
How can I what?

1366
00:55:16.714 --> 00:55:18.332
You hit your wife!
No...

1367
00:55:18.457 --> 00:55:19.492
He hit me!
Okay.

1368
00:55:19.617 --> 00:55:20.859
He hit you!
Okay.

1369
00:55:20.984 --> 00:55:22.584
You hit us!

1370
00:55:26.632 --> 00:55:28.467
I'm swaddling you.
I know what you're doing.

1371
00:55:28.592 --> 00:55:30.202
I'm swaddling you.
I know what you're...

1372
00:55:30.327 --> 00:55:31.537
Come here.

1373
00:55:31.662 --> 00:55:33.238
Oh, my God!

1374
00:55:33.363 --> 00:55:35.082
You...

1375
00:55:35.207 --> 00:55:38.276
You know what?
We're leaving! Let's go!

1376
00:55:38.401 --> 00:55:40.053
This is not real.

1377
00:55:40.178 --> 00:55:41.622
It's real to me.

1378
00:55:41.747 --> 00:55:42.956
You know what, Calvin?

1379
00:55:43.081 --> 00:55:45.417
If you can't commit
to working on our marriage,

1380
00:55:45.542 --> 00:55:47.252
then you need to let me know.

1381
00:55:47.377 --> 00:55:49.287
Maggie, you...
(DOOR OPENS)

1382
00:55:49.412 --> 00:55:50.698
(CHUCKLING)

1383
00:55:50.823 --> 00:55:52.533
What!
Oh, my God!

1384
00:55:52.658 --> 00:55:53.992
You're...
Something's not right.

1385
00:55:54.117 --> 00:55:56.904
Come on, Jet, listen.
Come on, come on, Jet!

1386
00:55:57.029 --> 00:55:59.131
Now, I know things got a
little rough there at the end.

1387
00:55:59.256 --> 00:56:00.566
But the truth is, with all the heat

1388
00:56:00.691 --> 00:56:01.934
that you have coming down on you,

1389
00:56:02.059 --> 00:56:04.344
Maggie is definitely safer without you.

1390
00:56:04.469 --> 00:56:06.880
And, trust me, when this
whole thing is said and done

1391
00:56:07.005 --> 00:56:08.649
and you basically save
the entire free world,

1392
00:56:08.774 --> 00:56:09.808
she's going to forgive you.

1393
00:56:09.933 --> 00:56:11.376
It'll all work itself out.

1394
00:56:11.501 --> 00:56:13.286
It'll all work itself out?

1395
00:56:13.411 --> 00:56:15.614
Okay, Bob, you know, I'm sick
of playing games with you.

1396
00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:17.625
Where's the real Dr. Dan?

1397
00:56:17.750 --> 00:56:19.226
(MUMBLING)
What-what?

1398
00:56:19.351 --> 00:56:21.962
Oh, my... Dr. Dan, I had
nothing to do with this.

1399
00:56:22.087 --> 00:56:23.556
He's fine. I'll get you
some water in a little bit.

1400
00:56:23.681 --> 00:56:24.657
(MUMBLING)
Thanks, doc.

1401
00:56:24.782 --> 00:56:26.191
(DOOR CLOSES)
You know...

1402
00:56:26.316 --> 00:56:28.260
That's it. That is it.

1403
00:56:28.385 --> 00:56:30.062
That is it.

1404
00:56:31.463 --> 00:56:32.840
All right, Jet.

1405
00:56:32.965 --> 00:56:35.175
I see that Harris has
given you a button to push.

1406
00:56:35.300 --> 00:56:38.036
Relax, I would've taken the same
deal, too, if I was in your shoes.

1407
00:56:38.161 --> 00:56:40.639
Otherwise, she wouldn't let
you out of her sight, right?

1408
00:56:40.764 --> 00:56:43.083
It makes perfect sense.

1409
00:56:43.208 --> 00:56:46.119
But you're not going to
press the button, right?

1410
00:56:46.244 --> 00:56:49.047
You got the top-secret
satellite codes?

1411
00:56:49.172 --> 00:56:50.323
Yes or no?

1412
00:56:50.448 --> 00:56:52.350
This ain't the time to bullshit me.

1413
00:56:52.475 --> 00:56:53.994
Okay, my ass is sweating.

1414
00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:55.588
I'm nervous.
Don't bullshit me!

1415
00:56:55.713 --> 00:56:57.731
Of course not, dude.
Hey, hey, come on!

1416
00:56:57.856 --> 00:56:59.166
Of course, I don't have the codes.

1417
00:56:59.291 --> 00:57:00.893
Why would I go through
all this trouble, then?

1418
00:57:01.018 --> 00:57:02.703
I need your skill set, Jet,

1419
00:57:02.828 --> 00:57:05.631
to help me get the bank transaction
numbers to the winning bid.

1420
00:57:05.756 --> 00:57:07.441
We already know it's going down tonight

1421
00:57:07.566 --> 00:57:08.934
from the countdown on your computer.

1422
00:57:09.059 --> 00:57:10.811
Now, all we need is
the "where."

1423
00:57:10.936 --> 00:57:12.170
And the bank transaction numbers

1424
00:57:12.295 --> 00:57:13.338
will give us the "where."

1425
00:57:13.463 --> 00:57:14.582
That's why I need you.

1426
00:57:14.707 --> 00:57:16.041
Your job gives you access to

1427
00:57:16.166 --> 00:57:17.918
exactly that kind of information.

1428
00:57:18.043 --> 00:57:20.378
Then we can get The Badger,
we can get the buyer

1429
00:57:20.503 --> 00:57:21.580
in one fell swoop.

1430
00:57:21.705 --> 00:57:23.515
And it'll all be over tonight.

1431
00:57:23.640 --> 00:57:24.817
Please, I swear.

1432
00:57:24.942 --> 00:57:26.652
You gotta believe me.

1433
00:57:36.161 --> 00:57:38.405
Can't you just get us
the transaction number?

1434
00:57:38.530 --> 00:57:40.774
Not when the money originates
from an offshore account.

1435
00:57:40.899 --> 00:57:43.535
When that happens, then only a certified
international banking official

1436
00:57:43.660 --> 00:57:44.678
can access it.

1437
00:57:44.803 --> 00:57:46.680
But, it shouldn't be a problem.

1438
00:57:46.805 --> 00:57:48.774
We just give this guy the offshore
account numbers that you gave me,

1439
00:57:48.899 --> 00:57:50.375
then he can give us
the transaction number

1440
00:57:50.500 --> 00:57:52.745
without knowing that he's
committing treason when he does it.

1441
00:57:52.870 --> 00:57:54.246
Sound familiar?

1442
00:57:54.371 --> 00:57:56.156
Ouch! Low blow, CJ.

1443
00:57:56.281 --> 00:57:58.483
Hey, besides, it's only
treason if we're wrong.

1444
00:57:58.608 --> 00:58:00.208
Who's this mystery man?

1445
00:58:01.319 --> 00:58:03.030
It's Trevor.

1446
00:58:03.155 --> 00:58:05.023
(LAUGHING)

1447
00:58:07.092 --> 00:58:08.692
Trevor.

1448
00:58:10.829 --> 00:58:12.631
TREVOR: This week
just keeps getting better.

1449
00:58:12.756 --> 00:58:14.474
You know, I mean...

1450
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:17.670
Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin "The
Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.

1451
00:58:17.795 --> 00:58:19.772
Who would've thunk it?
Not me.

1452
00:58:19.897 --> 00:58:21.715
This is great, huh?

1453
00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:23.909
Talk about caterpillar
to the butterfly...

1454
00:58:24.034 --> 00:58:25.978
What is this? P-90-X?

1455
00:58:26.103 --> 00:58:29.214
More like
"P-1,000,000-X," huh?

1456
00:58:29.339 --> 00:58:30.958
Congratulations.

1457
00:58:31.083 --> 00:58:32.660
CALVIN: (STAMMERS)
Hey, I, um...

1458
00:58:32.785 --> 00:58:34.261
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.

1459
00:58:34.386 --> 00:58:36.722
My client's all on me to get
this stuff handled right away.

1460
00:58:36.847 --> 00:58:38.231
So, you know, if we could...

1461
00:58:38.356 --> 00:58:40.033
Say no more. It's my pleasure.
I've been there.

1462
00:58:40.158 --> 00:58:41.794
These international accounts
can be very, very tricky

1463
00:58:41.919 --> 00:58:43.195
if you don't have the right clearances.

1464
00:58:43.320 --> 00:58:45.297
You can get a bunch of
digital red tape.

1465
00:58:45.422 --> 00:58:47.399
I'm happy to help, you know?

1466
00:58:47.524 --> 00:58:48.576
Robbie.

1467
00:58:48.701 --> 00:58:50.277
You're such a blast
from the past, buddy.

1468
00:58:50.402 --> 00:58:51.770
How long has it been since I saw you?

1469
00:58:51.895 --> 00:58:53.947
Was it high school?

1470
00:58:54.072 --> 00:58:55.708
(WHIMPERING)

1471
00:58:55.833 --> 00:58:57.484
What's that?

1472
00:58:57.609 --> 00:58:59.519
(STUTTERS) Um... How we doing
with those account access codes?

1473
00:58:59.644 --> 00:59:00.713
Are they coming?
TREVOR: It's coming.

1474
00:59:00.838 --> 00:59:02.823
Everything's good?
It's coming.

1475
00:59:02.948 --> 00:59:04.683
I'm going as fast as I can. I know you
guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.

1476
00:59:04.808 --> 00:59:06.760
Anything for a couple of
fellow Centaurs.

1477
00:59:06.885 --> 00:59:08.120
Speaking of which, you guys are going

1478
00:59:08.245 --> 00:59:09.888
to the reunion tonight, right?

1479
00:59:11.556 --> 00:59:13.300
No, I don't think so.

1480
00:59:13.425 --> 00:59:14.768
You're both going.
(COMPUTER CHIMES)

1481
00:59:14.893 --> 00:59:16.528
Here it is. Here's your
transaction number.

1482
00:59:16.653 --> 00:59:18.405
You're both going because
you want to know what?

1483
00:59:18.530 --> 00:59:20.465
They're going to vote on
homecoming king and queen again.

1484
00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:22.334
Maybe you and Maggie
can make it two for two.

1485
00:59:22.459 --> 00:59:24.837
Now, before you go,
stay seated one second.

1486
00:59:24.962 --> 00:59:27.280
Give me two minutes, sit down.

1487
00:59:27.405 --> 00:59:29.382
(SIGHS) Men,

1488
00:59:29.507 --> 00:59:30.976
a few years ago...

1489
00:59:31.101 --> 00:59:33.854
(SIGHS)
I found the Lord Almighty.

1490
00:59:33.979 --> 00:59:35.180
And, ever since then,

1491
00:59:35.305 --> 00:59:38.025
my life has been
completely different. Okay?

1492
00:59:38.150 --> 00:59:40.652
He's got a plan for each
and every one of us

1493
00:59:40.777 --> 00:59:42.721
and, in his infinite wisdom,

1494
00:59:42.846 --> 00:59:45.498
he makes no mistakes. Hmm?

1495
00:59:45.623 --> 00:59:46.867
You're right about that.

1496
00:59:46.992 --> 00:59:48.293
I think the Lord put you here because

1497
00:59:48.418 --> 00:59:49.862
he wants me to get
something off my chest.

1498
00:59:49.987 --> 00:59:51.229
He wants me to clear my conscience

1499
00:59:51.354 --> 00:59:53.198
and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.

1500
00:59:53.323 --> 00:59:54.507
Robert.

1501
00:59:54.632 --> 00:59:56.869
What I did to you at that
rally in senior year

1502
00:59:56.994 --> 00:59:58.311
was a cowardly act.

1503
00:59:58.436 --> 01:00:00.973
It's something that I've
regretted every single day.

1504
01:00:01.098 --> 01:00:04.109
Yeah. I mean, bullying
is a national crisis.

1505
01:00:04.234 --> 01:00:09.156
It can leave people
with a lifetime of pain.

1506
01:00:09.281 --> 01:00:10.881
So...

1507
01:00:13.952 --> 01:00:18.131
I just want to say how truly sorry I am

1508
01:00:18.256 --> 01:00:20.868
for what happened, you know.

1509
01:00:20.993 --> 01:00:22.535
Or for what I did.

1510
01:00:22.660 --> 01:00:24.129
It didn't just happen.
I did it.

1511
01:00:24.254 --> 01:00:27.199
I did it, and I wish to God
that I had not done it.

1512
01:00:27.324 --> 01:00:30.502
So, I'm hoping that you
can find it in your heart

1513
01:00:31.703 --> 01:00:33.839
to forgive me.

1514
01:00:35.207 --> 01:00:37.517
I wasn't expecting this at all.

1515
01:00:37.642 --> 01:00:39.377
Don't I know it.
I know it.

1516
01:00:40.578 --> 01:00:42.923
I'm just so happy.

1517
01:00:43.048 --> 01:00:45.450
Uh, I don't know what to say.

1518
01:00:45.575 --> 01:00:47.219
How about you say...

1519
01:00:48.620 --> 01:00:52.757
"The Oscar goes
to Trevor Olson."

1520
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:58.030
What do you mean?
(LAUGHING)

1521
01:01:05.703 --> 01:01:07.147
Weird Dick!

1522
01:01:07.272 --> 01:01:08.782
You stupid ass!

1523
01:01:08.907 --> 01:01:10.617
Good God, you're dumb!

1524
01:01:10.742 --> 01:01:12.744
Dumber than ever, I guess!

1525
01:01:12.869 --> 01:01:14.454
And you, too, Calvin!

1526
01:01:14.579 --> 01:01:17.315
Look at that stupid look
on those two faces.

1527
01:01:17.440 --> 01:01:20.318
"The Lord taught me to care."
Unbelievable.

1528
01:01:20.443 --> 01:01:28.799
I'm a Scientologist.
Okay, that's "A."

1529
01:01:28.925 --> 01:01:31.120
And thetan-free since 2003.

1530
01:01:31.493 --> 01:01:32.603
Clear as shit.

1531
01:01:32.728 --> 01:01:34.030
And I'm sorry for what I did?

1532
01:01:34.155 --> 01:01:35.940
Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.

1533
01:01:36.065 --> 01:01:37.800
I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked
ass out there three more times.

1534
01:01:37.925 --> 01:01:39.201
It was the best senior prank ever.

1535
01:01:39.326 --> 01:01:40.903
I still get emails about it.

1536
01:01:41.028 --> 01:01:42.814
Know what?

1537
01:01:42.939 --> 01:01:44.740
You're going to regret you ever opened
your mouth. You hear me, Trevor?

1538
01:01:44.865 --> 01:01:46.250
Oh, yeah?
How come, Calvin?

1539
01:01:46.375 --> 01:01:48.244
Oh, because he's about to
whoop your ass, that's why.

1540
01:01:48.369 --> 01:01:49.153
Who is?

1541
01:01:49.278 --> 01:01:50.888
Bob, get up and whoop his ass.

1542
01:01:51.013 --> 01:01:52.748
Oh, here she comes!
Let me tell you something...

1543
01:01:52.873 --> 01:01:55.551
Weird Dick can't chug a bunch
of steroids and elk urine

1544
01:01:55.676 --> 01:01:56.986
and miraculously be able

1545
01:01:57.111 --> 01:01:59.355
to kick my ass all of a sudden, okay?

1546
01:01:59.480 --> 01:02:00.823
It ain't gonna happen.

1547
01:02:00.948 --> 01:02:02.191
'Cause here's why.

1548
01:02:02.316 --> 01:02:06.403
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.

1549
01:02:06.528 --> 01:02:07.638
Huh? Prove me wrong.

1550
01:02:07.763 --> 01:02:09.763
Bob, come on.
Do what you did in the bar.

1551
01:02:20.109 --> 01:02:22.219
Come on, hit me!

1552
01:02:22.344 --> 01:02:25.114
And I'll sue your ass, and
take your fanny pack away.

1553
01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:26.290
(BLOWS)

1554
01:02:26.415 --> 01:02:28.350
What's the matter with you?
I just want to go.

1555
01:02:28.475 --> 01:02:30.086
She wants to go.

1556
01:02:30.211 --> 01:02:32.730
Go ahead. There you go.

1557
01:02:32.855 --> 01:02:33.965
No, it's a push.

1558
01:02:34.090 --> 01:02:36.233
Boy, 50-50 shot.
You missed that.

1559
01:02:36.358 --> 01:02:37.894
At least you found the handle.

1560
01:02:38.019 --> 01:02:40.304
Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.

1561
01:02:40.429 --> 01:02:41.964
You know, you're still an asshole.

1562
01:02:42.089 --> 01:02:44.776
Yeah, well, you're still
shorter than my cat.

1563
01:02:44.901 --> 01:02:46.502
Here's your transaction number.

1564
01:02:46.627 --> 01:02:48.227
Hit it, Ant-Man.

1565
01:02:49.471 --> 01:02:51.140
(CLEARS THROAT)
Thank you, Trevor.

1566
01:02:51.265 --> 01:02:52.249
Yup.

1567
01:02:52.374 --> 01:02:54.410
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.

1568
01:02:54.535 --> 01:02:55.386
Bye-bye now.

1569
01:02:55.511 --> 01:02:57.254
Was it push or pull?
Clean push.

1570
01:02:57.379 --> 01:02:58.647
Which one is it? You want
me to do it for you?

1571
01:02:58.772 --> 01:03:00.792
Which one is it?

1572
01:03:00.917 --> 01:03:03.619
Hey, hey, hey!
Goddamn it, Joyner!

1573
01:03:03.744 --> 01:03:05.029
Jenny!

1574
01:03:05.154 --> 01:03:07.924
Jenny, get the Windex!
And security for this one.

1575
01:03:08.049 --> 01:03:10.392
Get your asshole
off my door! That's it!

1576
01:03:11.860 --> 01:03:13.905
Bob! Bob!

1577
01:03:14.030 --> 01:03:16.098
Bob! Bob! Bob!

1578
01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.799
(SIGHS)

1579
01:03:20.802 --> 01:03:22.646
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1580
01:03:22.771 --> 01:03:25.207
Mr. Joyner. Guess who
we're about to arrest

1581
01:03:25.332 --> 01:03:27.443
for conspiracy to commit treason.

1582
01:03:30.046 --> 01:03:32.456
That's right.
Your lovely wife.

1583
01:03:32.581 --> 01:03:34.458
So, here's what you're going to do.

1584
01:03:34.583 --> 01:03:36.994
You're going to tell us exactly
where you and Bob are.

1585
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.821
And then you're going to go outside
and you're going to keep Bob on-site

1586
01:03:39.946 --> 01:03:40.957
until we arrive.

1587
01:03:41.082 --> 01:03:44.026
And if he leaves, you lose.

1588
01:03:44.151 --> 01:03:45.928
Is that clear?

1589
01:03:50.933 --> 01:03:52.176
Oh, hey.

1590
01:03:52.301 --> 01:03:53.769
I don't know what happened in there,

1591
01:03:53.894 --> 01:03:55.037
and I just froze up.

1592
01:03:55.162 --> 01:03:57.348
I locked up. I'm sorry.

1593
01:03:57.473 --> 01:03:58.515
Look, Bob, I, uh...

1594
01:03:58.640 --> 01:04:00.751
No, I gotta tell you
something, CJ, listen.

1595
01:04:00.876 --> 01:04:02.954
You're the only one
who's ever been nice to me,

1596
01:04:03.079 --> 01:04:04.846
the only one who's never laughed at me.

1597
01:04:04.971 --> 01:04:08.225
And you're the only one in
this whole world that I trust.

1598
01:04:08.350 --> 01:04:10.519
And I know you have a lot of friends...

1599
01:04:12.955 --> 01:04:14.555
but I don't.

1600
01:04:15.824 --> 01:04:17.593
You're my only friend, Calvin.

1601
01:04:17.718 --> 01:04:20.562
And I will never let you
down again, I promise.

1602
01:04:22.164 --> 01:04:24.000
I'm sorry, man.

1603
01:04:27.536 --> 01:04:28.504
Sorry for what?

1604
01:04:28.629 --> 01:04:31.215
I told Harris where we are.

1605
01:04:31.340 --> 01:04:33.075
They were going to hurt Maggie.

1606
01:04:33.200 --> 01:04:35.644
I had to.
I didn't have a choice.

1607
01:04:35.769 --> 01:04:37.321
I'm sorry.

1608
01:04:37.446 --> 01:04:39.515
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1609
01:04:41.883 --> 01:04:43.885
Freeze, Bob!
Hands on your head!

1610
01:04:44.010 --> 01:04:45.610
Do it now!

1611
01:04:54.963 --> 01:04:57.099
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1612
01:05:15.384 --> 01:05:17.028
I know you know how this goes,

1613
01:05:17.153 --> 01:05:18.820
so I'll spare you the dramatics.

1614
01:05:18.945 --> 01:05:20.965
I'll ask you just once.

1615
01:05:21.090 --> 01:05:23.459
Where are the satellite
encryption codes?

1616
01:05:25.994 --> 01:05:28.097
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?

1617
01:05:28.222 --> 01:05:31.808
Are you upset that
your friend turned you in?

1618
01:05:31.933 --> 01:05:33.477
I don't have any friends.

1619
01:05:33.602 --> 01:05:35.404
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.

1620
01:05:35.529 --> 01:05:37.039
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.

1621
01:05:37.164 --> 01:05:38.582
She always gets them to break.

1622
01:05:38.707 --> 01:05:39.975
AGENT HARRIS: (ON SPEAKER)
Okay.

1623
01:05:40.100 --> 01:05:41.277
You have it your way.

1624
01:05:41.402 --> 01:05:43.212
We're going to
do this old-school.

1625
01:05:51.053 --> 01:05:53.189
Get the extraction tools.

1626
01:05:54.790 --> 01:05:56.733
The extraction tools?

1627
01:05:56.858 --> 01:05:59.736
If you don't have the
stomach for it, you can go.

1628
01:05:59.861 --> 01:06:01.461
Come on.

1629
01:06:03.965 --> 01:06:05.565
Stop recording.

1630
01:06:10.072 --> 01:06:12.708
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1631
01:06:15.144 --> 01:06:16.220
Why am I coming here?

1632
01:06:16.345 --> 01:06:17.413
I was told I'd be able to leave.

1633
01:06:17.538 --> 01:06:18.355
You can leave,

1634
01:06:18.480 --> 01:06:20.082
when Agent Harris says you can leave,

1635
01:06:20.207 --> 01:06:21.517
which might be never.

1636
01:06:21.642 --> 01:06:23.242
I gotta watch this.

1637
01:06:24.353 --> 01:06:26.788
(GROANING)
(BONE SNAPS)

1638
01:06:29.391 --> 01:06:31.093
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)

1639
01:06:31.218 --> 01:06:33.095
(WHISPERS) I'm sorry, Bob.

1640
01:06:33.220 --> 01:06:34.820
I'm sorry, man.

1641
01:06:43.905 --> 01:06:46.117
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1642
01:06:46.242 --> 01:06:47.676
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)

1643
01:06:47.801 --> 01:06:49.401
Oh, Jesus!

1644
01:06:56.718 --> 01:06:57.919
What the hell?

1645
01:06:58.044 --> 01:06:59.030
(GROANS)

1646
01:06:59.155 --> 01:07:01.089
(EXCLAIMS) Hey! Hey!

1647
01:07:02.558 --> 01:07:03.734
Don't move!

1648
01:07:03.859 --> 01:07:05.894
You get your hands off!
Get them off the keyboard!

1649
01:07:06.019 --> 01:07:08.330
What are you doing, Calvin?
Give me your keycard!

1650
01:07:08.455 --> 01:07:10.541
Give me your keycard!

1651
01:07:10.666 --> 01:07:11.908
Give it to me.

1652
01:07:12.033 --> 01:07:13.135
Okay...
Go sit down.

1653
01:07:13.260 --> 01:07:14.878
(SLOWLY) Okay. Yeah.

1654
01:07:15.003 --> 01:07:16.280
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1655
01:07:16.405 --> 01:07:18.407
Sit down! Sit down!
Okay, okay, okay.

1656
01:07:18.532 --> 01:07:20.717
(BOB BREATHING HEAVILY)

1657
01:07:20.842 --> 01:07:22.353
You know, Bob?

1658
01:07:22.478 --> 01:07:24.513
This is actually my
favorite part of the job.

1659
01:07:24.638 --> 01:07:26.790
Thank you for being so uncooperative.

1660
01:07:26.915 --> 01:07:28.550
What do you think
your little buddy, Joyner,

1661
01:07:28.675 --> 01:07:30.486
would say if he could
see you like this?

1662
01:07:30.611 --> 01:07:31.687
Two words.

1663
01:07:31.812 --> 01:07:33.697
I'm in.

1664
01:07:33.822 --> 01:07:35.632
What-what?

1665
01:07:35.757 --> 01:07:38.294
You're making
a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.

1666
01:07:38.419 --> 01:07:40.496
That's only if I'm wrong.

1667
01:07:42.164 --> 01:07:43.699
Come on, Bob. Let's go!

1668
01:07:43.824 --> 01:07:45.901
What're you doing?
Come on, man!

1669
01:07:46.026 --> 01:07:47.044
(PANTING)

1670
01:07:47.169 --> 01:07:49.346
Okay, listen to me.
Bob, I'm sorry.

1671
01:07:49.471 --> 01:07:51.507
I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
You hear me?

1672
01:07:51.632 --> 01:07:52.749
I should've believed you,

1673
01:07:52.874 --> 01:07:53.909
I should've trusted you, and I didn't.

1674
01:07:54.034 --> 01:07:55.519
I'm sorry for that.

1675
01:07:55.644 --> 01:07:57.613
Listen to me. Bob, we don't
have time for this, man!

1676
01:07:57.738 --> 01:07:59.790
I need you to tap into
that super-spy stuff

1677
01:07:59.915 --> 01:08:01.717
and I need you to get us the
hell out of here right now.

1678
01:08:01.842 --> 01:08:02.726
Do you hear me?

1679
01:08:02.851 --> 01:08:04.453
Now, come on, man.
We boys?

1680
01:08:06.222 --> 01:08:08.299
We're boys.
Oh!

1681
01:08:08.424 --> 01:08:10.459
Sorry, Jet.
(BONES CRACKING)

1682
01:08:10.584 --> 01:08:12.103
Oh, God!

1683
01:08:12.228 --> 01:08:13.904
(GROANS)
Oh, God!

1684
01:08:14.029 --> 01:08:15.697
See? Good as new.

1685
01:08:16.898 --> 01:08:18.775
Wow. Sorry, man.

1686
01:08:18.900 --> 01:08:20.500
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1687
01:08:22.738 --> 01:08:23.580
AGENT: Go, go!

1688
01:08:23.705 --> 01:08:25.173
(ALARM BLARING)
Get me out!

1689
01:08:25.298 --> 01:08:27.543
He got the jump on us.
Give me the key.

1690
01:08:30.512 --> 01:08:32.856
(GRUNTING)
CALVIN: Look out, Bob!

1691
01:08:32.981 --> 01:08:35.150
Here, Jet! Get him!

1692
01:08:35.275 --> 01:08:36.875
Watch out!

1693
01:08:42.157 --> 01:08:43.757
(CHOKING)

1694
01:08:45.327 --> 01:08:46.662
Did you see that, Bob?

1695
01:08:46.787 --> 01:08:49.064
I did the thing!
I did the thing, Bob!

1696
01:08:49.189 --> 01:08:50.165
Yeah! (LAUGHS)

1697
01:08:50.290 --> 01:08:52.243
Yeah! Yeah!

1698
01:08:52.368 --> 01:08:53.735
Come on! Follow me!
Let's do it!

1699
01:08:53.860 --> 01:08:56.538
No! What am I doing?
Here! You go! You bigger.

1700
01:08:56.663 --> 01:08:58.474
Okay, okay.
I'm behind you.

1701
01:09:00.108 --> 01:09:01.418
AGENT: Roger that, base.

1702
01:09:01.543 --> 01:09:02.844
Confirming there's been
a security breach.

1703
01:09:02.969 --> 01:09:04.788
Oh, my God.
There's two of them.

1704
01:09:04.913 --> 01:09:07.516
Yeah, I'll distract them
and you open the door, okay?

1705
01:09:07.641 --> 01:09:09.184
What? No!
Let's roll.

1706
01:09:09.309 --> 01:09:10.909
No, no.

1707
01:09:12.254 --> 01:09:14.131
Go, go!

1708
01:09:14.256 --> 01:09:15.324
Close in!

1709
01:09:15.449 --> 01:09:16.800
Moving out!

1710
01:09:16.925 --> 01:09:18.660
Freeze, Bob! BOB: Sorry
about this, guys.

1711
01:09:18.785 --> 01:09:20.385
(MEN SCREAMING)

1712
01:09:21.597 --> 01:09:23.499
BOB: Nope, come here.
(MAN SCREAMS)

1713
01:09:28.437 --> 01:09:30.037
(DOOR BEEPS)

1714
01:09:33.309 --> 01:09:34.518
Come on.

1715
01:09:34.643 --> 01:09:37.245
Wrong keycard, pal.
Turn around.

1716
01:09:39.114 --> 01:09:40.316
You needed this one.

1717
01:09:40.441 --> 01:09:41.558
On the ground, now.

1718
01:09:41.683 --> 01:09:43.184
Can I say something first?

1719
01:09:43.309 --> 01:09:45.028
What?
This is going to hurt.

1720
01:09:45.153 --> 01:09:46.355
(BOB GRUNTS)
(CALVIN EXCLAIMS)

1721
01:09:46.480 --> 01:09:47.531
(GROANS LOUDLY)

1722
01:09:47.656 --> 01:09:48.857
Hey, get the keycard!
Let's roll.

1723
01:09:48.982 --> 01:09:50.582
All right, all right.

1724
01:09:52.561 --> 01:09:54.161
Which car are we taking?

1725
01:09:56.031 --> 01:09:57.098
Not that one.

1726
01:09:57.223 --> 01:09:59.176
Oh. Oh, my God.

1727
01:09:59.301 --> 01:10:02.112
Oh, God. Oh, sh...

1728
01:10:02.237 --> 01:10:03.214
Oh.

1729
01:10:03.339 --> 01:10:04.939
Here we go, Jet.

1730
01:10:06.608 --> 01:10:07.843
Bob, they are shooting at us!

1731
01:10:07.968 --> 01:10:09.244
It's okay, it's bulletproof.

1732
01:10:09.369 --> 01:10:10.969
Drive, drive!

1733
01:10:13.382 --> 01:10:14.982
(WHISTLING)

1734
01:10:21.189 --> 01:10:24.000
(GRUNTS) Here you go, Jet.

1735
01:10:24.125 --> 01:10:25.202
What's this?

1736
01:10:25.327 --> 01:10:27.137
Bug-out bag,
courtesy of the CIA.

1737
01:10:27.262 --> 01:10:28.997
Go ahead and grab that
encrypted phone in there.

1738
01:10:29.122 --> 01:10:30.274
For what?

1739
01:10:30.399 --> 01:10:32.376
You still have
the bank transaction code?

1740
01:10:32.501 --> 01:10:34.603
How are transaction numbers gonna help
us find out where the bad guys are?

1741
01:10:34.728 --> 01:10:37.539
Well, it's not bank transaction
numbers or codes, it's actually...

1742
01:10:37.664 --> 01:10:39.883
Longitude and latitude.

1743
01:10:40.008 --> 01:10:42.911
(LAUGHS) Look at
the spy brain on the Jet!

1744
01:10:43.036 --> 01:10:44.488
What-what!

1745
01:10:44.613 --> 01:10:46.815
You're like a chocolate
Google. (MIMICS BEEPING)

1746
01:10:46.940 --> 01:10:48.149
Bob, don't do that.
Stop it.

1747
01:10:48.274 --> 01:10:49.159
(SIGHS)
Stop it.

1748
01:10:49.284 --> 01:10:50.994
You're getting good at this, man.

1749
01:10:51.119 --> 01:10:53.121
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
It's longitude and latitude.

1750
01:10:53.246 --> 01:10:55.891
All you gotta do is plug those
digits into the GPS, and boom!

1751
01:10:56.016 --> 01:10:58.907
We're gonna catch the buyer and
The Badger, just like that.

1752
01:11:00.396 --> 01:11:01.663
(PHONE CHIMES)

1753
01:11:01.788 --> 01:11:03.388
Boston.

1754
01:11:05.901 --> 01:11:07.836
(SIGHS)
We're gonna need a plane.

1755
01:11:20.949 --> 01:11:22.393
You ever steal a plane before?

1756
01:11:22.518 --> 01:11:24.119
I stole some Starbursts one time.

1757
01:11:24.244 --> 01:11:25.596
Mmm-hmm.

1758
01:11:25.721 --> 01:11:27.456
So I don't know if that
compares or anything,

1759
01:11:27.581 --> 01:11:28.890
but I wasn't successful with that.

1760
01:11:29.015 --> 01:11:30.367
On the way out, I dropped 'em.

1761
01:11:30.492 --> 01:11:31.868
Dropped the whole bag.
The guy caught me.

1762
01:11:31.993 --> 01:11:33.462
"What's that?"
I just said, "A Starburst."

1763
01:11:33.587 --> 01:11:35.731
Told him myself.
It was a mess.

1764
01:11:36.998 --> 01:11:38.275
(SNAPS FINGERS)

1765
01:11:38.400 --> 01:11:40.902
Check it out.
The universe provides.

1766
01:11:43.138 --> 01:11:44.738
CALVIN: Oh.

1767
01:11:46.408 --> 01:11:47.351
Golden Jet.

1768
01:11:47.476 --> 01:11:49.076
Golden Jet.
Golden Jet.

1769
01:11:52.681 --> 01:11:54.650
It's just one guard in there.
All right.

1770
01:11:54.775 --> 01:11:56.427
90% of spy work is distraction.

1771
01:11:56.552 --> 01:11:57.653
You get in there
and distract that guard,

1772
01:11:57.778 --> 01:11:59.630
I'm gonna get us a plane.

1773
01:11:59.755 --> 01:12:02.165
What?

1774
01:12:02.290 --> 01:12:04.290
I don't know what the hell you expect...

1775
01:12:06.428 --> 01:12:08.639
(WHISPERS) Bob!

1776
01:12:08.764 --> 01:12:10.173
Bob!

1777
01:12:10.298 --> 01:12:11.898
Bob!

1778
01:12:12.901 --> 01:12:14.501
Damn it!

1779
01:12:17.038 --> 01:12:18.638
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1780
01:12:20.308 --> 01:12:21.952
(DOOR OPENS)

1781
01:12:22.077 --> 01:12:24.154
Hey, uh, I need a plane.

1782
01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:27.257
Sir, you cannot be in here.
This is a private airfield.

1783
01:12:27.382 --> 01:12:30.051
I understand that but I have an
organ in this cooler right now

1784
01:12:30.176 --> 01:12:32.996
that needs to get transported ASAP.

1785
01:12:33.121 --> 01:12:34.531
Really?

1786
01:12:34.656 --> 01:12:37.092
Because my sister-in-law had
a heart transplant last year

1787
01:12:37.217 --> 01:12:40.295
and they did not bring it
in a Playmate lunch cooler.

1788
01:12:40.420 --> 01:12:42.263
Well, I hate to break it to you,

1789
01:12:42.388 --> 01:12:44.099
but this is not a, uh...

1790
01:12:45.333 --> 01:12:46.343
This is not a heart.

1791
01:12:46.468 --> 01:12:47.536
Oh, it's not a heart?

1792
01:12:47.661 --> 01:12:48.645
No, it's not.

1793
01:12:48.770 --> 01:12:51.081
Hmm. What is it then?

1794
01:12:51.206 --> 01:12:52.273
It's a dick.

1795
01:12:52.398 --> 01:12:54.651
Okay.

1796
01:12:54.776 --> 01:12:56.687
I am made of questions right now.

1797
01:12:56.812 --> 01:12:58.113
Well, you don't have to ask.

1798
01:12:58.238 --> 01:13:00.223
Last night, lady got
into it with a man.

1799
01:13:00.348 --> 01:13:01.950
She ended up cutting his pecker off.

1800
01:13:02.075 --> 01:13:03.985
She left with it, got in a car, drove,

1801
01:13:04.110 --> 01:13:06.162
got on 95, threw it out the window.

1802
01:13:06.287 --> 01:13:09.165
The second largest penis
hunt in the state history.

1803
01:13:09.290 --> 01:13:10.826
The man was Korean,
so you better believe

1804
01:13:10.951 --> 01:13:12.669
it took a long time to find.

1805
01:13:12.794 --> 01:13:14.963
JARED: You're stereotyping
Korean dicks.

1806
01:13:15.088 --> 01:13:16.006
That's racist.

1807
01:13:16.131 --> 01:13:17.774
I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.

1808
01:13:17.899 --> 01:13:20.035
Okay, sir, we don't need
to demean each other here.

1809
01:13:20.160 --> 01:13:22.237
I don't believe a word you're saying.

1810
01:13:22.362 --> 01:13:23.914
Let me see it.

1811
01:13:24.039 --> 01:13:25.907
I have no problem showing you this.

1812
01:13:26.032 --> 01:13:28.944
So if you wanna see it
then get ready to see.

1813
01:13:29.069 --> 01:13:30.078
Here I go.

1814
01:13:30.203 --> 01:13:31.888
Go for it.

1815
01:13:32.013 --> 01:13:32.989
(HISSING)

1816
01:13:33.114 --> 01:13:34.616
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.

1817
01:13:34.741 --> 01:13:35.826
(SCREAMS)

1818
01:13:35.951 --> 01:13:37.786
I'm just kidding.
This is my friend.

1819
01:13:37.911 --> 01:13:38.895
Oh!

1820
01:13:39.020 --> 01:13:41.665
It's my buddy.
His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.

1821
01:13:41.790 --> 01:13:43.992
He guards my lunch.
Okay, that's enough.

1822
01:14:07.549 --> 01:14:09.149
It's gotta be Harris, right?

1823
01:14:10.318 --> 01:14:11.528
What do you mean?

1824
01:14:11.653 --> 01:14:13.021
I mean, she's gotta be
The Black Badger.

1825
01:14:13.146 --> 01:14:14.631
It's the only thing that makes sense.

1826
01:14:14.756 --> 01:14:16.600
I mean, she's had access
to the encryption codes

1827
01:14:16.725 --> 01:14:19.227
and she's so hot and bothered about
pinning this whole thing on you.

1828
01:14:19.352 --> 01:14:20.370
It's gotta be her!

1829
01:14:20.495 --> 01:14:21.972
(SIGHS) I don't know, Jet.

1830
01:14:22.097 --> 01:14:23.974
I'm pretty sure she thinks
I'm The Black Badger.

1831
01:14:24.099 --> 01:14:26.109
She worked me over pretty good
in that interrogation room.

1832
01:14:26.234 --> 01:14:27.435
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
Hold on, wait, wait...

1833
01:14:27.560 --> 01:14:28.845
What's going on?

1834
01:14:28.970 --> 01:14:30.238
What's that? Whoa. Whoa.
(ALARM BLARING)

1835
01:14:30.363 --> 01:14:31.807
What's going on right now, Bob?

1836
01:14:31.932 --> 01:14:33.909
No biggie.
We're completely outta gas.

1837
01:14:34.034 --> 01:14:36.119
Oh, my... Oh!

1838
01:14:36.244 --> 01:14:37.387
(SCREAMING)

1839
01:14:37.512 --> 01:14:39.648
We're going down, Jet!
There's nothing I can do!

1840
01:14:39.773 --> 01:14:41.324
Oh, shit!

1841
01:14:41.449 --> 01:14:42.826
Really quickly...

1842
01:14:42.951 --> 01:14:46.029
What's the one thing you wish
you'd done in your life?

1843
01:14:46.154 --> 01:14:47.464
The one thing I wish I hadn't done

1844
01:14:47.589 --> 01:14:48.790
is not get in a plane with a guy

1845
01:14:48.915 --> 01:14:50.734
who didn't check the goddamned fuel!

1846
01:14:50.859 --> 01:14:52.527
Why wouldn't you check the fuel?

1847
01:14:52.652 --> 01:14:54.070
No, something that's real.

1848
01:14:54.195 --> 01:14:56.531
What's the one thing you
regret not doing for you?

1849
01:14:56.656 --> 01:14:58.934
Oh, my God!
I think we're gonna die!

1850
01:14:59.059 --> 01:15:00.669
(WAILING)

1851
01:15:03.504 --> 01:15:05.782
Not having a kid, man!

1852
01:15:05.907 --> 01:15:07.308
Not being a father!

1853
01:15:07.433 --> 01:15:09.686
I regret not being a father!

1854
01:15:09.811 --> 01:15:11.813
Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!

1855
01:15:11.938 --> 01:15:14.482
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!

1856
01:15:14.607 --> 01:15:16.092
I should've!

1857
01:15:16.217 --> 01:15:17.427
I'm so selfish!

1858
01:15:17.552 --> 01:15:18.762
(ENGINE TURNS ON)

1859
01:15:18.887 --> 01:15:20.989
I'm sorry, Maggie!
(CONTINUES CRYING)

1860
01:15:22.490 --> 01:15:24.801
(SIGHS)

1861
01:15:24.926 --> 01:15:27.370
That wasn't so hard, right? What?

1862
01:15:27.495 --> 01:15:29.130
Hey, just for the record,

1863
01:15:29.255 --> 01:15:31.508
I think you'd make a great dad.

1864
01:15:31.633 --> 01:15:34.110
Did you just fake this whole thing?

1865
01:15:34.235 --> 01:15:35.145
Yeah, kinda.

1866
01:15:35.270 --> 01:15:37.172
Oh, you gotta be shitting me glory!

1867
01:15:37.297 --> 01:15:38.649
No, not at all.

1868
01:15:38.774 --> 01:15:40.842
I just thought that maybe
facing your own death situation

1869
01:15:40.967 --> 01:15:42.385
might help motivate you

1870
01:15:42.510 --> 01:15:44.045
to clarify some of your goals in life.

1871
01:15:44.170 --> 01:15:45.989
And, hey, between me and you,

1872
01:15:46.114 --> 01:15:48.149
I know you've been
struggling a little bit.

1873
01:15:48.274 --> 01:15:50.652
You know what I'm struggling
with right now, Bob?

1874
01:15:50.777 --> 01:15:52.295
Not whooping your ass.

1875
01:15:52.420 --> 01:15:53.597
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Jet.

1876
01:15:53.722 --> 01:15:54.589
Hey, you're really cute when you cry.

1877
01:15:54.714 --> 01:15:56.758
Stop it! Enough!

1878
01:16:10.271 --> 01:16:11.281
I don't get it.

1879
01:16:11.406 --> 01:16:12.974
I mean, if these
coordinates are correct,

1880
01:16:13.099 --> 01:16:14.810
we should be standing
right on top of it.

1881
01:16:14.935 --> 01:16:17.913
Well, the deal doesn't go down
for another 30 minutes, Jet,

1882
01:16:18.038 --> 01:16:19.347
so we're kinda early.

1883
01:16:19.472 --> 01:16:20.724
No!

1884
01:16:20.849 --> 01:16:22.083
Why would you do it
out in the open like this?

1885
01:16:22.208 --> 01:16:23.885
Why would you take that risk?

1886
01:16:24.010 --> 01:16:25.887
Just doesn't make any sense, man.

1887
01:16:27.288 --> 01:16:29.024
Shit! Come on.

1888
01:16:30.692 --> 01:16:33.136
Wait.

1889
01:16:33.261 --> 01:16:35.363
Oh, wait. It's not happening up here.

1890
01:16:36.998 --> 01:16:38.767
No, it's not. It's...

1891
01:16:41.236 --> 01:16:43.939
Oh, it's happening
beneath us. Look.

1892
01:16:44.064 --> 01:16:46.717
It's an underground parking garage.

1893
01:16:46.842 --> 01:16:48.518
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.

1894
01:16:48.643 --> 01:16:51.021
Why don't you stay up here?
Keep overwatch.

1895
01:16:51.146 --> 01:16:52.781
I'll go down there
and check things out.

1896
01:16:52.906 --> 01:16:54.725
Wait, what?
No, I'm going with you.

1897
01:16:54.850 --> 01:16:56.017
Well, you can't go with me.

1898
01:16:56.142 --> 01:16:57.719
The smarter play is if we split up.

1899
01:16:57.844 --> 01:16:59.162
Smarter play for who?

1900
01:16:59.287 --> 01:17:01.289
Do you know what happens
when people split up, Bob?

1901
01:17:01.414 --> 01:17:02.298
Somebody dies!

1902
01:17:02.423 --> 01:17:03.867
I'd be the one to die.
You know why?

1903
01:17:03.992 --> 01:17:05.426
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest

1904
01:17:05.551 --> 01:17:06.770
and I don't have a gun!

1905
01:17:06.895 --> 01:17:08.772
Which means that you
are my bulletproof vest!

1906
01:17:08.897 --> 01:17:10.866
My little black ass is gonna stay
behind you, you're not leaving me!

1907
01:17:10.991 --> 01:17:12.734
That's exactly why
you should stay up here.

1908
01:17:12.859 --> 01:17:15.536
Look, if you went down in that
garage and you got shot to death

1909
01:17:15.661 --> 01:17:16.847
you know how hurt I would be?

1910
01:17:16.972 --> 01:17:18.606
I'd be super bummed out!
I don't want that.

1911
01:17:18.731 --> 01:17:20.350
It's safer for you up here.

1912
01:17:20.475 --> 01:17:22.210
If something happened up here,
what am I supposed to do, Bob?

1913
01:17:22.335 --> 01:17:24.612
How do I get your attention?
Make a bird call?

1914
01:17:24.737 --> 01:17:26.757
(SQUAWKING)

1915
01:17:26.882 --> 01:17:28.925
Does that sound like
a bird to you? Huh?

1916
01:17:29.050 --> 01:17:31.219
That's my biggest weakness!
I can't make bird noises.

1917
01:17:31.344 --> 01:17:32.495
I never could.

1918
01:17:32.620 --> 01:17:34.322
So if that's what I gotta
depend on to live,

1919
01:17:34.447 --> 01:17:35.423
it means I'm gonna die!

1920
01:17:35.548 --> 01:17:37.125
I'mma die up here, by myself

1921
01:17:37.250 --> 01:17:40.161
sounding like
a dead-ass pigeon.

1922
01:17:40.286 --> 01:17:41.104
(CAWS)

1923
01:17:41.229 --> 01:17:42.630
I have no idea what a pigeon...

1924
01:17:42.755 --> 01:17:43.940
Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!

1925
01:17:44.065 --> 01:17:45.809
You don't have to make bird noises.

1926
01:17:45.934 --> 01:17:47.302
You don't have to sound like a pigeon.

1927
01:17:47.427 --> 01:17:50.005
All you gotta do is call
me on the encrypted phone

1928
01:17:50.130 --> 01:17:52.140
that's in your hand.

1929
01:17:56.644 --> 01:17:58.188
Okay?
Okay, yeah.

1930
01:17:58.313 --> 01:17:59.848
I'll be right back Okay.

1931
01:17:59.973 --> 01:18:01.382
All right?

1932
01:18:01.507 --> 01:18:03.927
Oh, Jet.

1933
01:18:04.052 --> 01:18:06.529
I'll see you on the other side.

1934
01:18:06.654 --> 01:18:07.998
Yeah.

1935
01:18:08.123 --> 01:18:09.723
Yeah.

1936
01:18:14.062 --> 01:18:15.662
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

1937
01:18:16.731 --> 01:18:18.331
(GUN COCKS)

1938
01:18:35.016 --> 01:18:36.727
You're early.

1939
01:18:36.852 --> 01:18:38.553
So are you.

1940
01:18:41.022 --> 01:18:42.622
(EXHALES) Come on.

1941
01:18:53.101 --> 01:18:54.701
(WHISPERS)
Oh, my God!

1942
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:00.851
Oh, my God.

1943
01:19:00.976 --> 01:19:02.352
I knew it.

1944
01:19:02.477 --> 01:19:04.645
I knew it. I knew she
was The Black Badger!

1945
01:19:04.770 --> 01:19:06.723
Oh, my God!

1946
01:19:06.848 --> 01:19:09.250
Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.

1947
01:19:09.375 --> 01:19:10.251
BOB: Yello?

1948
01:19:10.376 --> 01:19:13.188
Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!

1949
01:19:13.313 --> 01:19:14.464
Hello?

1950
01:19:14.589 --> 01:19:15.957
Harris is The Black Badger!

1951
01:19:16.082 --> 01:19:17.125
I can't hear you.

1952
01:19:17.250 --> 01:19:19.260
Harris is The Black Badger!

1953
01:19:19.385 --> 01:19:20.670
(BOB LAUGHS)

1954
01:19:20.795 --> 01:19:22.806
Just kidding! I'm not here.
Leave a message at the beep.

1955
01:19:22.931 --> 01:19:24.665
What? ("WANNABE" BY SPICE
GIRLS PLAYING ON THE PHONE)

1956
01:19:24.790 --> 01:19:26.390
(BEEPING)

1957
01:19:27.735 --> 01:19:29.335
(GRUNTING)

1958
01:19:34.409 --> 01:19:36.077
Oh. Harris is
The Black Badger!

1959
01:19:36.202 --> 01:19:37.678
Harris is The Black Badger!

1960
01:19:37.803 --> 01:19:40.415
I knew it. I knew it.
Harris is The Black Badger!

1961
01:19:41.549 --> 01:19:43.794
Bob! Harris is The...

1962
01:19:43.919 --> 01:19:45.186
(GUNS COCKING)

1963
01:19:45.311 --> 01:19:46.496
Who is he?

1964
01:19:46.621 --> 01:19:48.221
That's my partner.

1965
01:20:01.302 --> 01:20:03.138
I don't like splitting my fees.

1966
01:20:04.705 --> 01:20:08.819
The package. Please.

1967
01:20:08.944 --> 01:20:10.778
Thought you'd never ask.

1968
01:20:10.903 --> 01:20:14.382
Wait! You're making a mistake.

1969
01:20:15.816 --> 01:20:17.585
Hello, Bob.

1970
01:20:19.120 --> 01:20:20.797
But you're dead.

1971
01:20:20.922 --> 01:20:23.633
Not as much as people think.

1972
01:20:23.758 --> 01:20:27.203
Look, he's not The Black Badger...

1973
01:20:27.328 --> 01:20:28.304
I am.

1974
01:20:28.429 --> 01:20:30.631
And those aren't the encryption codes,

1975
01:20:30.756 --> 01:20:31.975
these are.

1976
01:20:32.100 --> 01:20:33.234
He's lying to you.

1977
01:20:33.359 --> 01:20:35.078
This man is a CIA agent,

1978
01:20:35.203 --> 01:20:37.153
and he's trying
to sell you bogus plans.

1979
01:20:41.876 --> 01:20:44.212
(GROANING SOFTLY)

1980
01:20:44.337 --> 01:20:45.937
Damn.

1981
01:20:47.448 --> 01:20:49.048
Ow, ow.

1982
01:20:52.020 --> 01:20:53.620
He shot me.

1983
01:20:56.958 --> 01:20:59.903
These are the real codes

1984
01:21:00.028 --> 01:21:01.696
and I am the real Black Badger.

1985
01:21:05.466 --> 01:21:07.268
(QUIETLY)
Bob is The Black Badger.

1986
01:21:08.636 --> 01:21:10.038
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
Bob is The Black Badger.

1987
01:21:10.163 --> 01:21:12.540
I am The Black Badger.

1988
01:21:12.665 --> 01:21:14.951
Phil?

1989
01:21:15.076 --> 01:21:17.620
No, I'm The Black Badger.

1990
01:21:17.745 --> 01:21:20.715
I'm starting to think
I might be The Black Badger.

1991
01:21:20.840 --> 01:21:22.926
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1992
01:21:23.051 --> 01:21:24.660
Here's the thing.

1993
01:21:24.785 --> 01:21:28.865
I have no idea who is
the real Black Badger.

1994
01:21:28.990 --> 01:21:30.733
And I don't care.

1995
01:21:30.858 --> 01:21:32.160
'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.

1996
01:21:32.285 --> 01:21:34.629
And The Honey Badger
doesn't give a shit.

1997
01:21:34.754 --> 01:21:36.164
The Honey Badger's nasty.

1998
01:21:36.289 --> 01:21:38.909
He's so nasty, he'll take them both.

1999
01:21:39.034 --> 01:21:40.935
(GUNS COCKING)
Hand them over.

2000
01:21:41.060 --> 01:21:43.179
Phil, when this thing is over,

2001
01:21:43.304 --> 01:21:44.605
I'm going to rip your throat out

2002
01:21:44.730 --> 01:21:47.317
like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

2003
01:21:47.442 --> 01:21:49.044
PHIL: Oh, my God.
You and Road House.

2004
01:21:49.169 --> 01:21:50.245
Get over that movie.

2005
01:21:50.370 --> 01:21:52.013
It sucked then, it sucks now.

2006
01:21:52.138 --> 01:21:55.959
The only movie that sucks
more is Sixteen Candles.

2007
01:21:56.084 --> 01:21:57.684
How dare you!

2008
01:22:02.557 --> 01:22:04.192
Drop your weapons!

2009
01:22:06.794 --> 01:22:08.463
(MEN GROANING)

2010
01:22:09.730 --> 01:22:11.774
Oh! Oh, shit!

2011
01:22:11.899 --> 01:22:13.499
(GRUNTING)

2012
01:22:23.010 --> 01:22:24.520
The codes.

2013
01:22:24.645 --> 01:22:26.389
Don't do it.

2014
01:22:26.514 --> 01:22:27.790
Stupid.

2015
01:22:27.915 --> 01:22:29.792
(EXHALES)

2016
01:22:29.917 --> 01:22:31.394
Okay.

2017
01:22:31.519 --> 01:22:33.429
One,

2018
01:22:33.554 --> 01:22:35.731
two,

2019
01:22:35.856 --> 01:22:37.456
three! Shit!

2020
01:22:38.993 --> 01:22:40.593
(CALVIN YELLS)

2021
01:22:42.097 --> 01:22:44.565
Uh-oh! Oh!

2022
01:22:44.690 --> 01:22:45.741
No!

2023
01:22:45.866 --> 01:22:47.535
He's got the codes!

2024
01:22:49.837 --> 01:22:51.437
(GRUNTING)

2025
01:22:56.677 --> 01:22:58.313
(PANTING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2026
01:23:00.148 --> 01:23:02.092
(GRUNTING)

2027
01:23:02.217 --> 01:23:03.817
(CALVIN YELLS)

2028
01:23:06.254 --> 01:23:07.964
(PANTING)

2029
01:23:08.089 --> 01:23:09.689
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2030
01:23:14.095 --> 01:23:15.695
(CONTINUES PANTING)

2031
01:23:18.032 --> 01:23:19.632
(YELLS)

2032
01:23:21.936 --> 01:23:23.179
Whoo!

2033
01:23:23.304 --> 01:23:25.048
I mean, this is crazy, right?

2034
01:23:25.173 --> 01:23:26.741
You stay the hell away from me, Bob!

2035
01:23:26.866 --> 01:23:28.609
You shot me in the neck!

2036
01:23:31.045 --> 01:23:32.622
Jet!

2037
01:23:32.747 --> 01:23:34.347
(GROANS)

2038
01:23:38.919 --> 01:23:40.519
(PANTING)

2039
01:23:53.501 --> 01:23:55.101
Okay.

2040
01:23:58.639 --> 01:24:01.176
Golden Jet for the win! (LAUGHS)

2041
01:24:02.677 --> 01:24:04.120
No. Shit!

2042
01:24:04.245 --> 01:24:05.845
Drop your weapon, Bob.

2043
01:24:06.914 --> 01:24:07.923
Oh, shit!

2044
01:24:08.048 --> 01:24:10.026
Get behind me,
Mr. Joyner.

2045
01:24:10.151 --> 01:24:11.452
Oh, you don't wanna do that, Jet.

2046
01:24:11.577 --> 01:24:12.762
It's obvious he's the bad guy.

2047
01:24:12.887 --> 01:24:14.489
I'm the good guy.
You wanna get behind me.

2048
01:24:14.614 --> 01:24:16.432
Agent Harris had me go dark

2049
01:24:16.557 --> 01:24:19.669
to get Bob to reveal himself
as The Black Badger.

2050
01:24:19.794 --> 01:24:21.562
You don't seriously
believe this guy, do you?

2051
01:24:21.687 --> 01:24:22.997
You wanna get behind me, Jet.

2052
01:24:23.122 --> 01:24:25.065
You betrayed your nation, Bob.

2053
01:24:25.190 --> 01:24:27.502
You betrayed your partner, Phil.

2054
01:24:27.627 --> 01:24:31.105
Okay, no, wait!
Everybody just stop!

2055
01:24:31.230 --> 01:24:32.482
Cut the shit!

2056
01:24:32.607 --> 01:24:34.609
I'mma cut the line right now!

2057
01:24:34.734 --> 01:24:35.851
I cut the shit!

2058
01:24:35.976 --> 01:24:38.020
Hear me? Now I don't
care who betrayed who.

2059
01:24:38.145 --> 01:24:39.722
Okay? I just don't
wanna get hurt!

2060
01:24:39.847 --> 01:24:41.148
So there ain't
gonna be no... Shit!

2061
01:24:41.273 --> 01:24:42.873
(GUNS FIRING)

2062
01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:52.968
(SOFTLY) Come on.

2063
01:24:53.093 --> 01:24:54.693
(GRUNTING)

2064
01:25:08.643 --> 01:25:10.243
Shi...

2065
01:25:14.014 --> 01:25:15.614
(SLOWLY) Shit.

2066
01:25:24.792 --> 01:25:26.392
(GROANS)

2067
01:25:32.166 --> 01:25:33.476
(PANTING)

2068
01:25:33.601 --> 01:25:35.678
Smart move,
Mr. Joyner.

2069
01:25:35.803 --> 01:25:38.273
You've done your country
a great service.

2070
01:25:38.398 --> 01:25:40.450
Now, hand me the firearm

2071
01:25:40.575 --> 01:25:44.354
and we'll turn over the
satellite codes together.

2072
01:25:44.479 --> 01:25:47.923
Stay right there, man.
Don't you take another step.

2073
01:25:48.048 --> 01:25:50.718
Just because I shot him
does not mean I trust you.

2074
01:25:50.843 --> 01:25:52.320
We don't have time for this.

2075
01:25:52.445 --> 01:25:53.654
Stop! I said, "Stop."

2076
01:25:53.779 --> 01:25:55.831
(GUN CLICKS)

2077
01:25:55.956 --> 01:25:57.692
Aw, whoopsie.

2078
01:25:58.826 --> 01:26:00.470
(GRUNTS)

2079
01:26:00.595 --> 01:26:04.073
(SCOFFS)
Nice throw, bitch.

2080
01:26:04.198 --> 01:26:05.798
(GUN COCKING)

2081
01:26:08.469 --> 01:26:10.680
You wanna know why your pal Bob

2082
01:26:10.805 --> 01:26:14.083
could never have been The Black Badger?

2083
01:26:14.208 --> 01:26:16.452
It's because he's too weak.

2084
01:26:16.577 --> 01:26:18.779
And if I had to hear
another goddamned story

2085
01:26:18.904 --> 01:26:22.192
about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner

2086
01:26:22.317 --> 01:26:24.485
and how awesome you were in high school

2087
01:26:24.610 --> 01:26:27.322
and how you were this
big idiot's best friend...

2088
01:26:27.447 --> 01:26:29.957
(CHUCKLES) I was just gonna lose it.

2089
01:26:30.082 --> 01:26:33.561
Looking at you right now,
you don't seem so cool.

2090
01:26:33.686 --> 01:26:37.465
You just seem like a regular guy.

2091
01:26:37.590 --> 01:26:39.675
An everyday Joe.

2092
01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:43.879
You know, faking my own
death was the easy part.

2093
01:26:44.004 --> 01:26:46.407
But dealing with Bob, day after day,

2094
01:26:46.532 --> 01:26:47.942
was the hard part.

2095
01:26:48.067 --> 01:26:49.009
Hey, Phil.

2096
01:26:49.134 --> 01:26:50.753
What, Bob?

2097
01:26:50.878 --> 01:26:53.323
I'll see you on the other side.

2098
01:26:53.448 --> 01:26:56.016
(STUTTERS) No, I hope
we don't. All right?

2099
01:26:56.141 --> 01:26:57.785
Just no. Bye, bye, bye.

2100
01:26:57.910 --> 01:26:59.094
Just go.

2101
01:26:59.219 --> 01:27:01.564
I made up the Black Badger,
rigged up a blood bag

2102
01:27:01.689 --> 01:27:02.957
and that big dummy bought it.

2103
01:27:03.082 --> 01:27:04.191
(ALARM BLARING)
Bob!

2104
01:27:04.316 --> 01:27:06.702
No, no! (GRUNTING)
Hang on, buddy.

2105
01:27:06.827 --> 01:27:08.429
No, there's some sort of bomb in here.

2106
01:27:08.554 --> 01:27:10.465
You're pushing it closed, I think.

2107
01:27:10.590 --> 01:27:11.566
No, no, no. Sorry.

2108
01:27:11.691 --> 01:27:12.967
No, don't give up!

2109
01:27:13.092 --> 01:27:14.644
Bye, Bob.

2110
01:27:14.769 --> 01:27:17.071
PHIL: I'm getting away with
a half a billion dollars.

2111
01:27:17.196 --> 01:27:20.975
And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
spend his life in prison.

2112
01:27:21.100 --> 01:27:23.253
Ain't America great?

2113
01:27:23.378 --> 01:27:25.488
So now you're gonna be

2114
01:27:25.613 --> 01:27:28.015
the second partner of Bob's to die.

2115
01:27:28.140 --> 01:27:29.116
Just relax.

2116
01:27:29.241 --> 01:27:32.019
On your knees, Golden Jet.

2117
01:27:38.258 --> 01:27:39.858
(GROANS)

2118
01:27:41.596 --> 01:27:43.398
What the hell was that?

2119
01:27:44.532 --> 01:27:46.509
Golden Jet flip.

2120
01:27:46.634 --> 01:27:49.870
Yeah? Well, you
really suck at it.

2121
01:27:49.995 --> 01:27:51.113
I know.

2122
01:27:51.238 --> 01:27:53.107
Then why'd you do it?

2123
01:27:53.232 --> 01:27:54.308
Distraction.

2124
01:27:54.433 --> 01:27:56.352
(GRUNTS)

2125
01:27:56.477 --> 01:27:57.853
(GASPING)

2126
01:27:57.978 --> 01:27:59.728
Oh, you just pulled his throat out!

2127
01:28:01.816 --> 01:28:03.851
I'll see you on the other side.

2128
01:28:08.689 --> 01:28:10.425
Oh, Jet, come here. Give
me your hand, old buddy.

2129
01:28:10.550 --> 01:28:12.326
Oh, shit! Get that
away from me!

2130
01:28:12.451 --> 01:28:14.270
Sorry, Jet.

2131
01:28:14.395 --> 01:28:17.064
Come here, Jet. That was a trachea.
(GROANS)

2132
01:28:17.189 --> 01:28:18.541
Great distraction, man!

2133
01:28:18.666 --> 01:28:20.100
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.

2134
01:28:20.225 --> 01:28:22.445
It was the only way
I could save your life.

2135
01:28:22.570 --> 01:28:23.771
But when you shot me
to get Phil to confess

2136
01:28:23.896 --> 01:28:25.473
that he was The Black Badger

2137
01:28:25.598 --> 01:28:27.975
that was some
next-level-type shit!

2138
01:28:28.100 --> 01:28:31.887
Yeah, no. I'm glad you
see it the way I saw it.

2139
01:28:32.012 --> 01:28:33.956
That was my plan
the whole time. So...

2140
01:28:34.081 --> 01:28:35.891
You are a natural
for this line of work.

2141
01:28:36.016 --> 01:28:37.351
I mean, you're smart,
you got the skill set,

2142
01:28:37.476 --> 01:28:38.728
you're a people person

2143
01:28:38.853 --> 01:28:40.455
and you already got
a dope-ass code name,

2144
01:28:40.580 --> 01:28:42.197
"The Golden Jet!" What?

2145
01:28:42.322 --> 01:28:44.024
But in the meantime, we gotta
get those encryption codes

2146
01:28:44.149 --> 01:28:46.060
over to Harris right away
or we're gonna be late.

2147
01:28:46.185 --> 01:28:48.796
What are you talking about?
Late for what?

2148
01:28:50.364 --> 01:28:55.736
The reunion, dude. What-what!
(CHUCKLES) This shit's on!

2149
01:28:57.505 --> 01:29:00.416
Bob. (SIGHS)
Damn it.

2150
01:29:00.541 --> 01:29:02.743
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

2151
01:29:23.163 --> 01:29:24.139
Bob!

2152
01:29:24.264 --> 01:29:25.475
One more thing.

2153
01:29:25.600 --> 01:29:27.101
Thanks for securing
the satellite codes.

2154
01:29:27.226 --> 01:29:28.636
You really saved my ass.

2155
01:29:28.761 --> 01:29:30.270
Your country thanks you.

2156
01:29:30.395 --> 01:29:31.414
Just doing my job.

2157
01:29:31.539 --> 01:29:32.840
I'm really sorry about your hand.

2158
01:29:32.965 --> 01:29:34.475
I hope you know that wasn't personal.

2159
01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:36.486
Oh, no hard feelings
at all, Pam. (CHUCKLES)

2160
01:29:36.611 --> 01:29:38.145
Besides, everybody makes mistakes.

2161
01:29:38.270 --> 01:29:40.990
Calvin, here, thought
you were The Black Badger.

2162
01:29:41.115 --> 01:29:41.957
(STAMMERS)

2163
01:29:42.082 --> 01:29:43.393
I don't...
No, I don't think...

2164
01:29:43.518 --> 01:29:44.560
When we were in the plane,

2165
01:29:44.685 --> 01:29:45.886
you said, "Hey, Harris
is the Black..."

2166
01:29:46.011 --> 01:29:47.387
I think you should...
Maybe I...

2167
01:29:47.512 --> 01:29:48.931
(CLEARS THROAT)

2168
01:29:49.056 --> 01:29:50.958
Mr. Joyner, it was a
pleasure working with you.

2169
01:29:51.083 --> 01:29:52.560
If you ever want a career change,

2170
01:29:52.685 --> 01:29:54.437
you give me a call.

2171
01:29:54.562 --> 01:29:55.671
If I were to give you a call,

2172
01:29:55.796 --> 01:29:57.064
how would I get in touch with you?

2173
01:29:57.189 --> 01:29:58.733
Just pick up any phone in your house.

2174
01:29:58.858 --> 01:30:00.535
They're all bugged.

2175
01:30:00.660 --> 01:30:01.677
(CHUCKLES)

2176
01:30:01.802 --> 01:30:04.447
You're crazy.
Hey, you're crazy!

2177
01:30:04.572 --> 01:30:05.940
(CHUCKLES)
That's a good one.

2178
01:30:06.065 --> 01:30:06.949
Calvin!

2179
01:30:07.074 --> 01:30:08.408
I got your text and came right over.

2180
01:30:08.533 --> 01:30:09.744
Where the hell have you been?

2181
01:30:09.869 --> 01:30:12.246
Why did you get out of a helicopter?

2182
01:30:12.371 --> 01:30:14.048
Hey, uh, Maggie.

2183
01:30:14.173 --> 01:30:14.990
Uh, hi!

2184
01:30:15.115 --> 01:30:17.451
Babe, why
is Dr. Dan with you?

2185
01:30:17.576 --> 01:30:18.928
Well... Uh...

2186
01:30:19.053 --> 01:30:20.463
That's not Dr. Dan.

2187
01:30:20.588 --> 01:30:22.823
Allow me to properly introduce myself.

2188
01:30:22.948 --> 01:30:24.333
My name is Bob Stone,

2189
01:30:24.458 --> 01:30:27.394
the artist formerly known
as Robbie Wheirdicht.

2190
01:30:27.519 --> 01:30:29.104
I work for the CIA.

2191
01:30:29.229 --> 01:30:31.165
I roped your husband into helping
me track down a traitor,

2192
01:30:31.290 --> 01:30:33.701
who was gonna sell military
state secrets to a terrorist.

2193
01:30:33.826 --> 01:30:35.269
We did all that, we stopped them,

2194
01:30:35.394 --> 01:30:37.605
we saved the free world,
and here we are.

2195
01:30:37.730 --> 01:30:39.381
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2196
01:30:39.506 --> 01:30:40.808
What the hell is going on?

2197
01:30:40.933 --> 01:30:42.652
Okay, listen, listen.

2198
01:30:42.777 --> 01:30:44.754
I've been a fool.
All right?

2199
01:30:44.879 --> 01:30:46.889
I thought that my life was a failure.

2200
01:30:47.014 --> 01:30:48.348
I thought that it wasn't special.

2201
01:30:48.473 --> 01:30:49.592
But it is special.

2202
01:30:49.717 --> 01:30:51.418
It's special because I have you in it.

2203
01:30:51.543 --> 01:30:55.297
You are my world. You are
what makes me special!

2204
01:30:55.422 --> 01:30:57.625
You're everything to me, Mags.

2205
01:30:57.750 --> 01:30:59.535
I love you.

2206
01:30:59.660 --> 01:31:01.260
I love you.

2207
01:31:05.532 --> 01:31:07.510
BOB: Okay.

2208
01:31:07.635 --> 01:31:09.512
Here come the waterworks.

2209
01:31:09.637 --> 01:31:11.939
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.

2210
01:31:14.208 --> 01:31:16.611
Come on, come on. Okay.

2211
01:31:19.013 --> 01:31:21.015
That's Robbie Wheirdicht? Yeah.

2212
01:31:23.651 --> 01:31:25.119
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2213
01:31:25.244 --> 01:31:26.844
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

2214
01:31:43.070 --> 01:31:44.446
Hi, Brian.
Hi, Gail.

2215
01:31:44.571 --> 01:31:46.774
Guys, this isn't a good idea.
You know what?

2216
01:31:46.899 --> 01:31:49.309
I'll just meet you later.
I shouldn't have come.

2217
01:31:49.434 --> 01:31:50.577
Wait, wait, wait.

2218
01:31:50.702 --> 01:31:53.355
Bob, calm down, okay?
Listen to me.

2219
01:31:53.480 --> 01:31:56.250
Tonight is not gonna be how high
school was for you 20 years ago.

2220
01:31:56.375 --> 01:31:57.527
I promise.

2221
01:31:57.652 --> 01:32:00.287
HOSTESS: Attention, por favor.

2222
01:32:00.412 --> 01:32:01.697
And now,

2223
01:32:01.822 --> 01:32:04.191
for the moment you've all
been waiting for,

2224
01:32:04.316 --> 01:32:08.904
tonight's vote for the reunion
homecoming king and queen!

2225
01:32:09.029 --> 01:32:11.265
We'll announce the queen in one moment.

2226
01:32:11.390 --> 01:32:13.734
But first, without further ado...

2227
01:32:13.859 --> 01:32:15.511
The new homecoming king

2228
01:32:15.636 --> 01:32:19.715
for the Central High School
Centaurs, Class of 1996 is...

2229
01:32:19.840 --> 01:32:21.308
I really gotta pee, Jet.

2230
01:32:21.433 --> 01:32:22.685
Bob Stone!

2231
01:32:22.810 --> 01:32:25.220
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

2232
01:32:25.345 --> 01:32:26.881
Do we have a Bob Stone?

2233
01:32:27.006 --> 01:32:29.859
Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!

2234
01:32:29.984 --> 01:32:31.894
Yeah!
(SCATTERED CLAPPING)

2235
01:32:32.019 --> 01:32:35.130
Go on, get your
rock-hard ass up there.

2236
01:32:35.255 --> 01:32:36.198
For reals?

2237
01:32:36.323 --> 01:32:38.959
For reals, for reals.
Go ahead, man.

2238
01:32:39.084 --> 01:32:40.235
Whoo!

2239
01:32:40.360 --> 01:32:42.396
You did it, big guy!

2240
01:32:42.521 --> 01:32:45.374
(SCATTERED CLAPPING)

2241
01:32:45.499 --> 01:32:47.234
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

2242
01:32:47.359 --> 01:32:50.946
How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?

2243
01:32:51.071 --> 01:32:53.482
I hacked into the votes
on the flight in.

2244
01:32:53.607 --> 01:32:55.575
Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,

2245
01:32:55.700 --> 01:32:57.577
at your service.
(CHUCKLES)

2246
01:32:57.702 --> 01:33:00.522
I had no idea you could do that.

2247
01:33:00.647 --> 01:33:04.526
There's a lot of things that you
don't know about me, Maggie.

2248
01:33:04.651 --> 01:33:05.928
No, scratch that I said that.

2249
01:33:06.053 --> 01:33:07.563
It was supposed to
come out cool. It didn't.

2250
01:33:07.688 --> 01:33:09.289
It was something I thought
of, it was like a...

2251
01:33:09.414 --> 01:33:11.166
Forget it.

2252
01:33:11.291 --> 01:33:13.260
TREVOR: Well, well,
let's hear it for him!

2253
01:33:13.385 --> 01:33:15.204
Fat Robbie made good.

2254
01:33:15.329 --> 01:33:17.206
King Robbie Weird Dick,

2255
01:33:17.331 --> 01:33:18.540
our naked mascot.

2256
01:33:18.665 --> 01:33:20.267
Still a scared
little bitch. (GROANS)

2257
01:33:20.392 --> 01:33:21.992
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

2258
01:33:24.404 --> 01:33:25.539
I don't like bullies.

2259
01:33:25.664 --> 01:33:27.264
(CROWD CHEERING)

2260
01:33:29.209 --> 01:33:31.611
And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!

2261
01:33:31.736 --> 01:33:33.422
Whoo-whoo!

2262
01:33:33.547 --> 01:33:35.147
Come on, baby.
Step over.

2263
01:33:38.652 --> 01:33:40.730
Hi, everybody!

2264
01:33:40.855 --> 01:33:45.200
Most of you knew me back
in high school as, um...

2265
01:33:45.325 --> 01:33:46.836
Robbie Wheirdicht.

2266
01:33:46.961 --> 01:33:48.195
MAN 1: That's
Robbie Wheirdicht?

2267
01:33:48.320 --> 01:33:49.271
MAN 2: No way!

2268
01:33:49.396 --> 01:33:51.732
I wore prescription pants every day.

2269
01:33:53.200 --> 01:33:56.578
20 years ago, in this gym,

2270
01:33:56.703 --> 01:33:59.481
I stood in front of you all

2271
01:33:59.606 --> 01:34:01.283
naked

2272
01:34:01.408 --> 01:34:03.653
and embarrassed.

2273
01:34:03.778 --> 01:34:06.722
Some of you might remember that day.

2274
01:34:06.847 --> 01:34:09.825
A lot of you probably even laughed.

2275
01:34:09.950 --> 01:34:12.294
But that's okay.

2276
01:34:12.419 --> 01:34:15.522
Tonight's gonna be different because

2277
01:34:15.647 --> 01:34:18.826
my best friend is here with me.

2278
01:34:20.694 --> 01:34:22.763
And he taught me what it means

2279
01:34:22.888 --> 01:34:26.834
to be the hero of your own story.

2280
01:34:28.135 --> 01:34:30.204
Would you hold this for me, please?

2281
01:34:31.505 --> 01:34:33.573
Being the hero of your own story

2282
01:34:33.698 --> 01:34:38.120
isn't about stopping bad guys
or climbing mountains.

2283
01:34:38.245 --> 01:34:41.348
It's about overcoming
bullies in your life,

2284
01:34:41.473 --> 01:34:45.194
whatever or whomever they may be.

2285
01:34:45.319 --> 01:34:48.831
It's about putting it all out there

2286
01:34:48.956 --> 01:34:51.066
for everyone

2287
01:34:51.191 --> 01:34:52.935
to see.

2288
01:34:53.060 --> 01:34:55.129
And it's realizing that, in life,

2289
01:34:55.254 --> 01:34:58.473
the most important thing
that you can be...

2290
01:34:58.598 --> 01:35:00.509
is yourself.

2291
01:35:00.634 --> 01:35:02.436
So, Central High,

2292
01:35:02.561 --> 01:35:05.748
Class of 1996,

2293
01:35:05.873 --> 01:35:07.249
this is me,

2294
01:35:07.374 --> 01:35:09.109
Robbie Wheirdicht.

2295
01:35:10.344 --> 01:35:11.944
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

2296
01:35:17.818 --> 01:35:19.829
(GASPING)

2297
01:35:19.954 --> 01:35:22.923
Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!

2298
01:35:24.558 --> 01:35:26.836
Yes! Yes!

2299
01:35:26.961 --> 01:35:28.561
(CHEERING)

2300
01:35:30.597 --> 01:35:33.042
CALVIN: Way to go, Bob!

2301
01:35:33.167 --> 01:35:34.176
Be you!

2302
01:35:34.301 --> 01:35:36.837
(CHANTING) Robbie!
Robbie! Robbie!

2303
01:35:36.962 --> 01:35:40.307
ALL: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!

2304
01:35:45.479 --> 01:35:46.555
Hey, man!
(LAUGHS)

2305
01:35:46.680 --> 01:35:49.016
Dude, this is amazing!
I'm so happy for you!

2306
01:35:49.141 --> 01:35:50.918
Thank you, Jet!
I feel so free!

2307
01:35:51.043 --> 01:35:52.227
Come here.

2308
01:35:52.352 --> 01:35:54.654
No, no, no. Your junk is out. Huh?

2309
01:35:54.779 --> 01:35:56.190
Oh. Sorry, Jet.

2310
01:35:56.315 --> 01:35:57.915
Excuse me.

2311
01:35:59.793 --> 01:36:01.771
Hi, Robbie.

2312
01:36:01.896 --> 01:36:03.297
You probably don't remember me.

2313
01:36:03.422 --> 01:36:05.174
Darla.

2314
01:36:05.299 --> 01:36:07.701
Is that Darla McGuckian? Yeah.

2315
01:36:07.826 --> 01:36:09.979
Wow! She looks great!

2316
01:36:10.104 --> 01:36:11.838
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?

2317
01:36:11.963 --> 01:36:13.182
Two of them.
Wow.

2318
01:36:13.307 --> 01:36:15.542
I can't believe you remember me.

2319
01:36:15.667 --> 01:36:17.086
Remember you?

2320
01:36:17.211 --> 01:36:19.154
How could I forget you?

2321
01:36:19.279 --> 01:36:22.016
You still have the same sweet smile,

2322
01:36:22.141 --> 01:36:23.725
the same sweet face.

2323
01:36:23.850 --> 01:36:25.219
But your hair's changed.

2324
01:36:25.344 --> 01:36:28.288
You used to wear it curlier.
I like it though.

2325
01:36:28.413 --> 01:36:30.357
You haven't changed at all.

2326
01:36:30.482 --> 01:36:32.082
Oh, I don't know.

2327
01:36:38.065 --> 01:36:40.167
You're still as beautiful as ever.

2328
01:36:40.292 --> 01:36:41.892
Oh.

2329
01:36:44.071 --> 01:36:46.173
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

2330
01:36:50.344 --> 01:36:53.288
Yeah, Bob!
Go, Bob!

2331
01:36:53.413 --> 01:36:55.490
No, no, no.

2332
01:36:55.615 --> 01:36:57.217
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

2333
01:37:02.022 --> 01:37:04.333
Oh, I got spinny.

2334
01:37:04.458 --> 01:37:06.260
Super spinny.

2335
01:37:08.762 --> 01:37:10.539
Yeah, that's nice.

2336
01:37:10.664 --> 01:37:12.774
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2337
01:37:12.899 --> 01:37:13.909
That's my jam!

2338
01:37:14.034 --> 01:37:15.135
Go show them what you got.

2339
01:37:15.260 --> 01:37:16.860
All right, Darla.

2340
01:37:18.939 --> 01:37:20.640
(BOB SINGING
"MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE)

2341
01:37:20.765 --> 01:37:21.908
Good going, Bob!

2342
01:37:22.033 --> 01:37:23.633
Come on, Bob!

2343
01:37:30.184 --> 01:37:31.784
(ALL CHEERING)

2344
01:37:38.925 --> 01:37:40.569
All right, babe.
Good luck!

2345
01:37:40.694 --> 01:37:41.871
Love you.
I love you.

2346
01:37:41.996 --> 01:37:43.897
I love you, too, little Golden Jet!

2347
01:37:44.022 --> 01:37:45.622
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2348
01:37:46.633 --> 01:37:47.609
Mmm...

2349
01:37:47.734 --> 01:37:49.544
Okay. Uh...

2350
01:37:49.669 --> 01:37:52.047
How long do you think he's been there?

2351
01:37:52.172 --> 01:37:54.383
MAGGIE: Hmm, probably
since last night.

2352
01:37:54.508 --> 01:37:56.110
All right, babe, I'll see you later.

2353
01:37:56.235 --> 01:37:58.178
Have fun with your friend!

2354
01:38:03.617 --> 01:38:04.684
(MOUTHING) Who, me?

2355
01:38:04.809 --> 01:38:06.409
Yes, you.

2356
01:38:15.029 --> 01:38:16.538
Wow, Jet!

2357
01:38:16.663 --> 01:38:18.240
You look amazing!

2358
01:38:18.365 --> 01:38:20.109
Do you think?
Oh, what? Yes!

2359
01:38:20.234 --> 01:38:23.237
I just didn't know the kind of look to
go for on my first day at the agency.

2360
01:38:23.362 --> 01:38:25.414
You look like a black
Will Smith, or something.

2361
01:38:25.539 --> 01:38:28.808
Okay, I'm not sure if that's racist or
not, but I'll take it as a compliment.

2362
01:38:28.933 --> 01:38:30.510
All right, cool.
Yeah, come on!

2363
01:38:30.635 --> 01:38:32.087
Okay. (LAUGHS)

2364
01:38:32.212 --> 01:38:33.555
All right.
Don't be nervous.

2365
01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:35.582
You are gonna do great.
They're gonna love you!

2366
01:38:35.707 --> 01:38:36.992
Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!

2367
01:38:37.117 --> 01:38:38.717
Um, before we go, man, uh...

2368
01:38:39.786 --> 01:38:41.931
I got a surprise for you.

2369
01:38:42.056 --> 01:38:44.033
Okay.
What's the surprise?

2370
01:38:44.158 --> 01:38:47.194
Well, you gotta close your eyes first.

2371
01:38:48.595 --> 01:38:49.896
Eyes are closed.

2372
01:38:50.021 --> 01:38:51.621
No peeking.

2373
01:38:56.503 --> 01:38:58.103
Open your eyes.

2374
01:39:01.641 --> 01:39:04.444
Is that my...
Is that my jacket?

2375
01:39:04.569 --> 01:39:05.354
Yes!

2376
01:39:05.479 --> 01:39:07.481
Bob, is that my jacket? Yes!

2377
01:39:07.606 --> 01:39:09.483
No, wait a minute.
Yes!

2378
01:39:09.608 --> 01:39:11.160
Oh, my God!

2379
01:39:11.285 --> 01:39:12.552
Dude, where'd you get this from?

2380
01:39:12.677 --> 01:39:13.987
Well, I sleep in it most nights,

2381
01:39:14.112 --> 01:39:16.223
but it's clean now,
totally good. Yeah!

2382
01:39:16.348 --> 01:39:19.068
Man! You are
the man! Yes!

2383
01:39:19.193 --> 01:39:20.660
Family hug! What?

2384
01:39:20.785 --> 01:39:22.385
Ooh. Okay.

2385
01:39:23.963 --> 01:39:25.299
All right, let's go!

2386
01:39:25.424 --> 01:39:27.242
Okay.
All right.

2387
01:39:27.367 --> 01:39:29.303
("THE BOOGIE"
BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)

2388
01:39:41.148 --> 01:39:43.392
You still ride?
(ALARM BLARING)

2389
01:39:43.517 --> 01:39:46.086
DIRECTOR: Cut!
The fire department's here.

2390
01:39:46.211 --> 01:39:49.264
All right.
That's our cue, guys!

2391
01:39:49.389 --> 01:39:51.291
BOTH: Here we are
shooting Central Intelligence.

2392
01:39:51.416 --> 01:39:53.368
They shut us down.
The fire trucks are out here.

2393
01:39:53.493 --> 01:39:55.237
Shut the (BLEEP) up! Get
the (BLEEP) out my video!

2394
01:39:55.362 --> 01:39:56.563
I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.

2395
01:39:56.688 --> 01:39:58.173
Why do you do your video behind me?

2396
01:39:58.298 --> 01:39:59.633
I'm trying to do my video!
This is my video!

2397
01:39:59.758 --> 01:40:01.435
You're in my (BLEEP) video!
I'm pissed off.

2398
01:40:01.560 --> 01:40:04.079
Watch your mouth, I'll slap
the (BLEEP) out of you.

2399
01:40:04.204 --> 01:40:05.614
Okay.

2400
01:40:05.739 --> 01:40:07.716
You have it your way.

2401
01:40:07.841 --> 01:40:09.809
You leave me no choice.

2402
01:40:11.010 --> 01:40:11.987
Pam...

2403
01:40:12.112 --> 01:40:13.155
(LAUGHING)

2404
01:40:13.280 --> 01:40:14.489
Tickler! Tickler!

2405
01:40:14.614 --> 01:40:17.993
Where are the codes?
Where are the codes?

2406
01:40:18.118 --> 01:40:19.719
(CHUCKLES)
It's just nice.

2407
01:40:21.121 --> 01:40:22.731
In here

2408
01:40:22.856 --> 01:40:23.890
and it's kind of all...

2409
01:40:24.015 --> 01:40:24.991
(LAUGHING)

2410
01:40:25.116 --> 01:40:26.160
Oh, my God.

2411
01:40:26.285 --> 01:40:27.969
Sorry.

2412
01:40:28.094 --> 01:40:29.829
(ALL LAUGHING)

2413
01:40:31.265 --> 01:40:32.674
Can you do both?
Yeah.

2414
01:40:32.799 --> 01:40:34.201
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God!

2415
01:40:34.326 --> 01:40:35.926
(ALL LAUGHING)

2416
01:40:37.137 --> 01:40:38.972
It's called
"soul gazing."

2417
01:40:39.097 --> 01:40:42.917
Stare into my soul,
and I'll stare into yours.

2418
01:40:43.042 --> 01:40:44.978
Come in.
You're not my wife!

2419
01:40:45.103 --> 01:40:46.721
Oh, that's it.

2420
01:40:46.846 --> 01:40:47.881
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2421
01:40:48.006 --> 01:40:50.292
Bob, I'm gonna...
Shh.

2422
01:40:50.417 --> 01:40:51.851
I promise you'll never...

2423
01:40:51.976 --> 01:40:53.028
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2424
01:40:53.153 --> 01:40:54.763
Let's keep on, keep on.

2425
01:40:54.888 --> 01:40:56.856
DIRECTOR: Okay,
for real this time.

2426
01:40:56.981 --> 01:40:59.459
It's for real. This is
for real, guys, yeah.

2427
01:40:59.584 --> 01:41:00.802
That's it!
Oh.

2428
01:41:00.927 --> 01:41:02.437
One more. Come on.

2429
01:41:02.562 --> 01:41:03.697
I can't do this, I'm not... Shh.

2430
01:41:03.822 --> 01:41:06.508
Oh, my God.
I (BLEEP) had it.

2431
01:41:06.633 --> 01:41:07.676
Lock it!
We're professionals.

2432
01:41:07.801 --> 01:41:08.968
This is what we do.
Come on, baby!

2433
01:41:09.093 --> 01:41:10.079
You ready?

2434
01:41:10.204 --> 01:41:11.871
I'm gonna hit you.
I told you!

2435
01:41:11.996 --> 01:41:14.849
(BLEEP)
(CREW LAUGHING)

2436
01:41:14.974 --> 01:41:16.085
Are you not a super tool?

2437
01:41:16.210 --> 01:41:17.177
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.

2438
01:41:17.302 --> 01:41:18.487
You're Bob Stone!

2439
01:41:18.612 --> 01:41:20.113
(EXCLAIMS)
I made that name up.

2440
01:41:20.238 --> 01:41:21.623
So what?
It's not real.

2441
01:41:21.748 --> 01:41:22.682
What does that mean?

2442
01:41:22.807 --> 01:41:25.719
(STAMMERS)
What, you think Mr. T

2443
01:41:25.844 --> 01:41:26.795
and Sting

2444
01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:27.896
and The Rock...

2445
01:41:28.021 --> 01:41:29.356
You think those guys are real?

2446
01:41:29.481 --> 01:41:30.965
That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames

2447
01:41:31.090 --> 01:41:32.192
by a bunch of dumbass people.

2448
01:41:32.317 --> 01:41:34.361
(ALL LAUGHING)

2449
01:41:37.231 --> 01:41:39.233
("THE BOOGIE"
BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)

2450
01:47:17.637 --> 01:47:19.237
BOB: Fanny!

2450
01:47:20.305 --> 01:48:20.874
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