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("MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE
PLAYING ON THE RADIO)

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MAN: (ON RADIO) And now,
it's time for a breakdown.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(BOB SINGING
"MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE)

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah...

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Man, I told you Robbie
Wheirdicht showers here

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during first period.

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Why doesn't he just shower at
home like a normal person?

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Look at him. Does anything
about that look normal to you?

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(BOB CONTINUES SINGING)

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You know, he's actually
a pretty good dancer.

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Let's wreck him.

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TREVOR: Hey, Weird Dick!
(ALL LAUGH)

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Come on.

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Finally, young ladies
and young gentlemen,

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it is my pleasure to
announce that the winner

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of the National High School
Student of the Year Award

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is none other than your very own

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two-time student
body president,

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the captain of Central High's
All Valley track team,

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president of the drama club

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and the senior voted
"Most Likely to Succeed."

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I gotta tell you folks, after
40 years as an educator,

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he is my favorite student.

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I wish he were my son

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if I were medically able
to have children.

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(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)

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He's everybody's
favorite all-around guy...

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Calvin "The Golden Jet"
Joyner! Come on!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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("UNBELIEVABLE"
BY EMF PLAYING)

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(CHEERING CONTINUES)

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ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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Oh, my goodness.

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Wow. Wow, guys.

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Hey! How about a hand
for Principal Kent, huh?

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Huh?
(ALL CHEERING)

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Honestly, if my mom was into
white guys, it would be you.

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I know it would, okay?
(ALL LAUGH)

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Well, as we all know,
this is our last assembly

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which means this is the last
time, in front of you guys

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that I'll be able to tell

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the most beautiful girl in the world...

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I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,

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that I love you.
I love you, baby. I do.

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I'm gonna put it in my pocket.

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I'll save it.

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All right, guys.
We're seniors now.

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And once we get those diplomas,

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the decisions that we make
after that are all up to us.

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I don't know what path
life is gonna take me on.

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But I can promise you all this...

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That I, for one, will push myself

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at every stage, at every step.

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So, I got one question to ask.

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I got one question for the
graduating class of 1996

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and that's "Will you..."

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(SHOUTS)
Check out my Weird Dick!

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(BOYS GROAN)

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(SQUEAKING)

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(ALL GASPING)

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

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Hey. Here, here man.

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(SOFTLY) Thank you.

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(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

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(LOCK RATTLES)
(LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES)

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Well, there's no coming back from that.

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Calvin Joyner, everybody,

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voted "Most Likely
to Succeed."

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ALL: (CHANTING) Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!

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("JUMPMAN" BY DRAKE & FUTURE
PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hey. Check it.

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What is the matter with you? What?

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What do you mean, "What"?

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Why do you think I wanna see that?

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Well, no, I'm working on
a new sexting app.

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Okay. It's kind of like
Instagram, right?

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But, instead of filters,

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it just makes your junk look huge.

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Like, three to six inches
bigger. It's amazing.

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It's called "Junk Mail."
Clever, right?

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You know, right now, this
little walk right here?

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I kinda want to just take
it away from my life.

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Why are you all cranky-pants
this morning, huh?

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Oh. It's because Ethan got
promoted instead of you?

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Ethan got promoted?

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(SIGHS) Youngest senior associate

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in the history of the firm.

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Corner office, the whole deal.

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Didn't he used to be your assistant?

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Who cares! Hey, you should
come to lunch with us.

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We're gonna be
celebrating his pro-mosh!

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It'll probably be good for
you to kiss the ring a bit.

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"Kiss the ring a bit"?

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Hey, you play your chessboard
however you like, okay?

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Me, lunch today? I'm gonna
French kiss that thing.

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Aah...

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I can't. I'm taking my wife
to lunch today, so...

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All right.
Bummer for you.

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* 'Cause we gonna get hyphy!

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* We gonna get hyphy!

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Right?

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Can you just get out of my face?

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♪Blessed.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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To a guy I not only
consider my coworker,

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but my personal friend.

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To Ethan!

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Cheers!

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Do you wanna move tables?
I know this kind of sucks.

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No, no. It doesn't suck.

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Hey, if I wanted to get
one of those ice teas

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but I want most of it to be bourbon...

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What is that called?

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Okay. How about
we change the topic

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to something a little more fun?

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Anything else, please.

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Oh, how about...

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This is the dress that I'm
thinking about wearing.

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CALVIN: Oh!

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Honey, I want every single girl

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to be jealous tomorrow night.

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Oh.

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What?

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I just...
I just don't want to go.

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Calvin, it's our 20-year
high school reunion.

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I'm not gonna go without you.

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We agreed we were going.
I RSVP'd for us.

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I just changed my mind.
That's all.

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Okay. I see.

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You're disappointed about the promotion.
I get it.

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This is not about the promotion.

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Okay, this has to do with me not
wanting to spend my Friday night

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answering the "What are
you doing now?" question.

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That's what I'll get
all night. "Hey, Calvin,

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"what are you doing now?"
"I'm an accountant."

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"An accountant? Really?

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"I thought you would
be the governor, man.

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"Wait a minute. Didn't you get
voted "'Most Likely to Succeed'?

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"I guess we
missed that one."

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Is this why you've been
so weird and moody, lately?

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'Cause you're freaking out
about the reunion?

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No.
And what's the matter

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with being an accountant?
You love your job.

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No, you love your job.

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I'm good at my job.
It's not the same thing.

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Honey, that's not fair.

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You're a partner at your firm.

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I work in a building with a giant,

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inflatable gorilla out in front of it.

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Look, I don't want to be the
guy that peaked in high school

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and, after he peaked,
his life went like this...

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(IMITATES CRASH)

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I don't know the sound
that that thing makes,

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but you know what I'm trying to do.

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I'm the guy that went down, okay?

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Yeah.
Then my life

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down here became a disappointment.

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That's what I'll be.

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(SOFTLY) Wow.

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What?

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I had no idea that your life with me

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was such a soundless,
crashing disappointment!

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Don't do that.
(IMITATES CRASH)

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That's not... Don't do that.
That's the sound.

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You want to know the sound
I'm about to make right now?

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The sound of me not going.

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That's the sound I'm making.

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I'm not going.

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Yeah.

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Mmm-mmm-mmm.

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No.

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Not going to that.

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(COMPUTER CHIMES)

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Bob Stone?

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Okay.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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(RINGING CONTINUES)

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Hello?

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Hey.
Girl, you scared me.

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I did? Yes. I thought that you were...

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I just... On the...

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Never mind.
Hey, I'm glad you called.

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I'm sorry about lunch today.

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I'm an idiot, babe.

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I don't even know what's
going on with me right now.

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I really don't.
Yeah?

193
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,879
Actually, honey,

194
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that's what I was calling
to talk to you about.

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Look, honey, I think
that we should see someone.

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What do you mean, "Someone"?
What do you mean?

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See someone, like a therapist.

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Uh, honey, black people
don't go to therapy.

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We go to barbershops.

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That's where we talk out our problems.

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Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
One or the other.

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Look, my parents were really unhappy

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for a long time
before they got divorced.

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And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
they would still be married.

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I just want to nip this thing
in the bud, whatever it is.

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00:11:00,501 --> 00:11:03,046
I don't want to end up like my parents.

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00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:04,605
Wassup?

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00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,330
Wassup?

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00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:14,613
MAGGIE: Please, just do it
for me, if not for you.

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CALVIN: All right. Uh...

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When... When do you
want to do it?

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MAGGIE: Really?

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00:11:21,756 --> 00:11:23,624
The doctor said
he could see us at 6:00 p.m.

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00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:24,701
Um...

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00:11:24,826 --> 00:11:26,227
6:00 p.m., when? Tonight?

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00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,229
Yeah. Yeah,
is that a problem?

217
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:32,067
Holy shit!
Robbie Wheirdicht.

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Calvin, honey? Hello?

219
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,313
Um, yeah.

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00:11:37,438 --> 00:11:40,583
I can't. I already made plans
for tonight, baby.

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MAGGIE: Plans with who?

222
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With Bob Stone.

223
00:11:43,378 --> 00:11:45,380
Who's Bob Stone? That
sounds like a fake name.

224
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,850
No, no. Do you remember Robbie
Wheirdicht, from high school?

225
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,560
No.

226
00:11:50,685 --> 00:11:51,853
The guy who got beaten up by
Trisha Demarco at homecoming?

227
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,830
No.

228
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:55,723
The kid that tried to rap along to
Coolio's "1,2,3,4" at the talent show

229
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but then he kinda lost
his way, midway through

230
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so he just started bopping his
head, and he stood there?

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No. Nothing.

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The guy who got thrown out the gym,

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butt-ass-naked,
senior year?

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00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,299
Oh, my God, yeah!

235
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,176
Why wouldn't you start with that?

236
00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:07,978
Because I thought that was kind of mean.
I don't know.

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00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,604
He never came back
to school after that, right?

238
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,772
Like, not for finals
or graduation or anything.

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00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,075
I'm not sure. I don't
know if he did or not,

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but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"

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and apparently he's in town
for the high school reunion.

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He wants to go to dinner tonight,

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and I kinda
already said "yes."

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Okay.
If you want me to cancel,

245
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I will. You know?

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00:12:23,985 --> 00:12:25,695
If that's what you want, I don't mind.

247
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Mmm-mmm. I mean, it's a
little weird, but whatever.

248
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I'll just see if the doctor
can fit us in tomorrow.

249
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How about at lunch time?
Okay. All right, fine.

250
00:12:33,194 --> 00:12:34,329
Okay, good. I love you.

251
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,464
I love you, too,
babe. I do.

252
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,936
("ME SO HORNY" BY 2 LIVE CREW
PLAYING ON COMPUTER)

253
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,337
Oh, my...
MAGGIE: What is that?

254
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,480
Okay.
Calvin? Are you...

255
00:12:44,605 --> 00:12:46,205
Love you. Bye-bye.

256
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:49,986
No!

257
00:12:50,111 --> 00:12:51,721
Stop, stop!

258
00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:53,081
Hey, man. I...

259
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,491
Hey! What's up, guys?

260
00:12:55,616 --> 00:12:58,494
Congratulations on that promotion, man.

261
00:12:58,619 --> 00:13:00,030
It's quite the thing.

262
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:03,099
Thank you. Hey, that's
not work appropriate.

263
00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,000
Yup.

264
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,027
Not cool, man. Not cool.

265
00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:09,039
(SIGHS)

266
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,132
Dude, forward that to me.

267
00:13:15,803 --> 00:13:17,572
(SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE)

268
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,343
MAN 1: For real man,
seriously?

269
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,379
MAN 2: Yeah. Watch it, punk.

270
00:13:26,747 --> 00:13:28,347
Excuse you, too.

271
00:13:29,951 --> 00:13:31,719
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

272
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,444
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

273
00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:51,547
My man!
(SCREAMS)

274
00:13:51,672 --> 00:13:52,673
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

275
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,398
Calvin. It's me, Bob.

276
00:13:56,011 --> 00:13:58,855
Sorry, what?
Do I know you?

277
00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:00,181
Do you know...

278
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:04,094
Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!

279
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,229
Are you kidding? What?

280
00:14:06,354 --> 00:14:07,722
Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?

281
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,499
Yeah!

282
00:14:09,624 --> 00:14:12,368
God, man, look at you! You've
lost, like, 200 pounds!

283
00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:14,195
I see you gained it back in muscle.

284
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,072
Oh, my God!
You look great!

285
00:14:16,197 --> 00:14:17,807
No, you look great!
Stop it.

286
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:20,601
No, you haven't changed
since high school, dude!

287
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:23,779
No, you're just sexy as dick right now.

288
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,207
You don't look somebody
in the eyes and say that.

289
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,483
Hey, let's get hammered.

290
00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:29,877
I got an early day at work,
so I'll probably...

291
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,346
No, come on, I'm buying!

292
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,680
Oh, shit.

293
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,024
Mmm.

294
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:36,893
I'm sorry, man.
I am blown away right now.

295
00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:38,828
Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.

296
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:39,963
(LAUGHS)
Look at you!

297
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,322
This is like a total transformation.

298
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,233
You look like Hercules or somebody.

299
00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:44,959
What did you do?
Come on, give it to me.

300
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,237
I didn't do much, really.
Stop it.

301
00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:49,739
All right. Well, I just did one thing.

302
00:14:49,864 --> 00:14:51,132
Come on, I need to know.

303
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,409
I worked out
six hours a day, every day,

304
00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:55,270
for the last 20 years straight.

305
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,972
I mean, anybody can do it, right?

306
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,183
Yeah.

307
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:04,687
Yeah. You know,
I've gotten into hot yoga.

308
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:05,855
(CLEARS THROAT)

309
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,515
I started doing some sessions.

310
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,792
Uh-huh.

311
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:11,152
Nice unicorn, man.

312
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,688
Oh, yeah,
I'm big-time into 'corns.

313
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,198
So magical, right?

314
00:15:15,323 --> 00:15:17,625
You know, they're the most
lethal animal on the planet.

315
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,726
Here you go.

316
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,603
Guys, my name's Lexi.

317
00:15:20,728 --> 00:15:22,397
Just let me know if you need anything.

318
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,506
Okay.

319
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:27,710
I mean, like, anything at all.

320
00:15:27,835 --> 00:15:29,345
Okie-dokie.
(GIGGLES)

321
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,148
You're funny. Do you
ever, like, Snapchat?

322
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:33,341
Oh, no. You know...

323
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,451
I wasn't talking to you.

324
00:15:35,576 --> 00:15:37,387
No, no, no.
I don't do that.

325
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:40,014
I'm just catching up with an
old friend from high school.

326
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,350
Aw. You're so sweet.

327
00:15:43,518 --> 00:15:45,253
I think unicorns are sexy, too.

328
00:15:47,455 --> 00:15:49,490
That must happen to you
all the time, right?

329
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,101
Ah, nah.

330
00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:53,128
I mean, all that
meaningless sex is just...

331
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,962
It's not my bag anymore, CJ.

332
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,639
Oh.

333
00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:58,433
No, now, I'm looking for more
of an emotional connection.

334
00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,734
The next woman I lay with,

335
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,569
she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,

336
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,147
just as much as she is on the outside.

337
00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:05,415
Hey, wait.
Whatever happened

338
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,142
to that girl that you liked
in high school?

339
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,519
Oh, God, man.
The "Doogie Howser" girl.

340
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,746
She was 14, but somehow
she was a senior.

341
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,356
She wore a cape.

342
00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:15,891
Darla McGuckian.
Darla McGuckian.

343
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,727
"Yucky Gucky."
(BOTH LAUGH)

344
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,687
Didn't she have
a lazy eye or something?

345
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,821
Two of 'em.

346
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,298
Right.

347
00:16:22,423 --> 00:16:23,358
Hey, but listen, I don't
wanna talk about me.

348
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,834
I wanna talk about you.

349
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,303
I heard that you and
Maggie Johnson got hitched.

350
00:16:27,428 --> 00:16:29,205
Yeah, man, right after college.

351
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:31,132
Wow! The prettiest girl
in school,

352
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:32,900
and the coolest guy in school!

353
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,310
Oh, man, I got lucky.

354
00:16:34,435 --> 00:16:35,670
I mean, you guys are like
a power couple, dude!

355
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,113
No, no.
Yes!

356
00:16:37,238 --> 00:16:38,381
You're like Taylor Swift

357
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,175
and whoever she's dating right now.

358
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,484
Power.

359
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:42,852
Uh... Thanks!

360
00:16:42,977 --> 00:16:44,612
Yeah. You guys got kids?

361
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,988
No. No kids yet.

362
00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:47,915
We planned on it after college,

363
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,085
but Maggie went to law school,
I kept changing jobs.

364
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,664
You know, having kids just
isn't in our cards right now.

365
00:16:54,789 --> 00:16:56,090
Not at this point, that's all.

366
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,267
Oh, okay.
Yeah.

367
00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:59,093
Oh, I got an idea.
Let's do shots!

368
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,536
No!

369
00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:02,205
I'm sorry for saying
it like that, but no.

370
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,831
I haven't had shots
in almost 10 years, man.

371
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,143
What? Come on, we have to!
We're celebrating!

372
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,011
Celebrating what?

373
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:10,638
Celebrating that I'm hanging with
the coolest kid in high school.

374
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,040
Oh, stop it.
Calvin Joyner!

375
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,086
The Golden Jet.

376
00:17:16,211 --> 00:17:19,680
You got to be
shitting me. Wow!

377
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:21,691
I haven't... God!

378
00:17:21,816 --> 00:17:24,094
It's been forever
since I heard that, man!

379
00:17:24,219 --> 00:17:25,220
I'll do one.
All right!

380
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,496
One shot.
Shots!

381
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:27,497
No. One shot.

382
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,865
Just one, okay?
Bob, it's been a while.

383
00:17:29,990 --> 00:17:32,327
("JUMP AROUND" BY HOUSE OF PAIN
PLAYING) Oh, shit! You remember this?

384
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,070
This was the jammy-jam!

385
00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:36,231
What's that?
Is that a fanny pack, Bob?

386
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,965
Hell, yeah!
Dude, you want one?

387
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,342
No, it's okay.

388
00:17:39,467 --> 00:17:41,068
I got two at home.
I'll hook you up.

389
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,538
Leather pack for The Jet.

390
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,705
Fanny!

391
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,382
Shit.

392
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:49,009
What the hell did I get myself into?

393
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,753
Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

394
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:53,823
Whoa! Hey, sir, somebody's
actually sitting there.

395
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:54,949
Yeah, someone was.

396
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,292
No! Hey, man!

397
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,927
Hey, you don't see
the sweatshirt right here?

398
00:17:58,052 --> 00:17:59,053
Man, somebody's sitting here.
Move your meat,

399
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,396
lose your seat.

400
00:18:00,521 --> 00:18:01,722
Dude, you don't have
to be a dick about it.

401
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,358
Somebody's sitting in the chair.

402
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,636
Bro, are you seriously
gonna go there, bro?

403
00:18:06,761 --> 00:18:08,963
'Cause there's only one way back, bro.

404
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,332
Through intensive care, bro.

405
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,709
Was that the last "bro"?

406
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,169
'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.

407
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,671
That supposed to be funny?

408
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,014
Hey, now!

409
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,416
What's the rumpus?

410
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:21,742
CALVIN: You know...
There's no problem, man.

411
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,110
Let's just go to another table.

412
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:24,320
Get your jacket.
Let's go.

413
00:18:24,445 --> 00:18:25,580
No, we're not gonna go anywhere.

414
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,022
Listen to your pussy friend.

415
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,816
Those gym muscles
aren't scaring anybody, pal.

416
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:29,859
Oh, these?

417
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,218
Let's just go. It's okay.

418
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,529
No, we're not gonna go.
This man insulted you.

419
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,690
And we're not gonna leave
until he apologizes.

420
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,566
It's okay.

421
00:18:36,691 --> 00:18:38,000
Hey, we got a problem here?

422
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,827
No, no. Yeah, we got a big problem.

423
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,838
Your friend, here,
really insulted my friend

424
00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:44,031
and he needs to apologize.

425
00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,165
I don't think he does.

426
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,267
CALVIN: He doesn't.

427
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,278
Whoa! You know what, man?

428
00:18:48,403 --> 00:18:49,545
I think this whole situation's

429
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,705
getting a little out of control.

430
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,206
I can fix this whole thing.

431
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,509
I'll order some nachos.
The "Explosions."

432
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,086
It's got four cheeses!
Let's eat 'em together.

433
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:58,346
You know what?
You take them.

434
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,522
Let's go.

435
00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:00,848
Nah. We're not
going anywhere, Jet.

436
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,383
This whole thing
will be over in a jiff.

437
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,093
Hey, how about this?

438
00:19:04,218 --> 00:19:05,320
Why don't you and your boyfriend

439
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,729
apologize to Big Rick here

440
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,123
and then go jerk each other
in the parking lot?

441
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,233
That's a lot...

442
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,401
Yeah. You're right, CJ.

443
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,660
That's a lot of homophobia

444
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,370
coming out of a very angry man.

445
00:19:14,495 --> 00:19:16,831
You need to go get that looked
at by a trained professional.

446
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,309
But, since you have
escalated this whole scenario

447
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,835
by bringing what I can only assume

448
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,213
is an unlicensed firearm
into this public place,

449
00:19:23,338 --> 00:19:25,740
endangering the lives of
all these innocent people,

450
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,651
I can no longer, in good
conscience, walk away

451
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,645
and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.

452
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,788
I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.

453
00:19:32,913 --> 00:19:34,315
It's time for you
to get out of here, pal.

454
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,492
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

455
00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:39,219
There's four of us, tough guy.

456
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,130
Yeah. I got that.

457
00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:42,857
All right. Well, before
this whole thing goes down,

458
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,359
you should know one thing about me.

459
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,084
What's that?

460
00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:51,307
I don't like bullies.

461
00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:53,175
(SCREAMS)

462
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,900
(GAGS)

463
00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:00,049
(GROANS)

464
00:20:00,174 --> 00:20:01,917
(BULLETS CLATTER)

465
00:20:02,042 --> 00:20:04,119
Let's go, Jet.

466
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,689
Yes.

467
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,792
Oh, my God!
I hope he's Catholic.

468
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,295
(MEN GROANING)

469
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,096
Oh, my God!

470
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:15,865
What the hell was that?

471
00:20:15,990 --> 00:20:17,658
Bob, that was amazing! I've
never seen anything like that!

472
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,469
You took the one guy,
you hit him like this.

473
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:20,795
He couldn't breathe.
(IMITATES CHOKING)

474
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,405
I sat there, I'm looking at him...

475
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,039
You talkin' to him like,
"I don't like bullies."

476
00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:25,600
I was like, "That's not a
good line." But it was!

477
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:26,901
I didn't even know you could fight!

478
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,436
You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,

479
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,712
and it totally worked!

480
00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:31,972
You were like Jason Bourne,
man, but with jorts!

481
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,575
How did you do that? Where'd
you learn that stuff?

482
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,519
I took a couple classes at work.

483
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:37,887
I hope I didn't go too far.

484
00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:39,814
I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.

485
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,417
Ruin my night? No! It was the
coolest thing ever, man!

486
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,826
Really?
Yes!

487
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,252
To see my boy go in and whoop ass

488
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,454
on those idiots back there.

489
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,988
Dude, that was amazing!

490
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:50,300
Wait, we're boys?

491
00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:52,025
Yeah, we boys.

492
00:20:53,227 --> 00:20:54,827
Wow. I...

493
00:20:56,163 --> 00:20:57,763
Never had a boy.

494
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,968
That's awesome! Come here!

495
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,712
Oh, wait.

496
00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:04,639
Stop. What's going on, man?

497
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,550
I'm a hugger!
What're you doing?

498
00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:10,911
Hey! I got an idea.
Let's roll. Here's my bike.

499
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,247
Wait. That's your bike?

500
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:15,090
Yeah. Kawasaki 800!

501
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:16,592
I know what the bike is.

502
00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:18,553
I had the same bike
in high school, man.

503
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,330
You still ride?
No, man.

504
00:21:20,455 --> 00:21:21,522
I haven't ridden a bike in years!

505
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,933
Oh, come on, let's roll.

506
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:25,835
(SIGHS)

507
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,762
Where?
Where you trying to go?

508
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,407
I know the perfect spot.
Come on, Jet.

509
00:21:31,532 --> 00:21:33,200
You know, why not?
Why not?

510
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,811
After this... Yeah, okay!

511
00:21:35,936 --> 00:21:37,380
BOB: Let's roll.

512
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,139
(TIRES SQUEAL)
(CAR HORN HONKING)

513
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,510
CALVIN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, Bob!
Slow, slow, slow!

514
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,235
Bob, hey, hey!

515
00:21:49,784 --> 00:21:52,862
God, this is so crazy, man.

516
00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,055
This brings back so many memories.

517
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:56,065
(BOB SIGHS)

518
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,467
BOB: I don't know, CJ.

519
00:21:57,592 --> 00:21:58,926
I mean, high school
wasn't easy for me, man.

520
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,436
I don't know if you know this,

521
00:22:00,561 --> 00:22:02,405
but I didn't have
many friends back then.

522
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:04,073
What?

523
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:05,708
Really?
No.

524
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:07,134
I don't know why I thought...

525
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,911
True story.
Oh.

526
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,506
Man, I thought high school was
gonna be like Sixteen Candles

527
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,215
and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.

528
00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:14,609
Sure, things were
difficult in the beginning,

529
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,151
but then, by the end,

530
00:22:16,276 --> 00:22:17,487
everything worked out.

531
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,914
And Jake Ryan picked her up
in that red Porsche.

532
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,090
What-what?

533
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,292
You ever see that movie?

534
00:22:23,417 --> 00:22:25,495
I'm black, so I don't know the...

535
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,187
Oh. You gotta
see it, dude.

536
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,466
Total classic. It's my
favorite all-time movie.

537
00:22:30,591 --> 00:22:31,792
Then I realized high school

538
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,737
was nothing like Sixteen Candles.

539
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:36,931
And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.

540
00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,635
Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.

541
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,537
That's the thing.
For me, I...

542
00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:46,048
What's going on?

543
00:22:46,173 --> 00:22:49,018
Oh, wow.

544
00:22:49,143 --> 00:22:50,978
Hey, man, I just wanna say
that I'm really sorry

545
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,714
about what Trevor and those
guys did to you back then.

546
00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:58,327
(ECHOING LAUGHTER)

547
00:22:58,452 --> 00:23:00,062
(EXCLAIMS)

548
00:23:00,187 --> 00:23:03,599
No biggie. I don't even
think about it anymore. No.

549
00:23:03,724 --> 00:23:05,100
Okay, good.

550
00:23:05,225 --> 00:23:07,061
Yeah. Here's the secret.
You know what I did, Jet?

551
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,496
I took all that stuff and
I balled it up real tight

552
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,475
and then I shoved it way down deep.

553
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,869
And I just pretty much ignore it.

554
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:18,047
You know, that sounds
really unhealthy, Bob.

555
00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:19,214
Hey, I gotta tell you.

556
00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:21,375
You were the only one
who helped me out that day.

557
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,943
In the gym?
Remember that?

558
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,521
And you gave me your lettermans jacket!

559
00:23:25,646 --> 00:23:26,881
Hey, not for nothing,

560
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,183
but I never got that jacket back, man.

561
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:31,118
Huh! Really?

562
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,062
Strange.

563
00:23:33,187 --> 00:23:34,488
Hey, but, listen,
I just wanna thank you

564
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:35,723
for what you did for me that day.

565
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:37,391
That was really cool of you, Jet.

566
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,703
Stop, man. It was the right
thing to do, you know?

567
00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:42,029
You wanna hear something weird?

568
00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:43,105
What?

569
00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:45,265
I have not been naked since that day.

570
00:23:45,390 --> 00:23:47,101
I mean, not in front of anyone.

571
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,410
Never.

572
00:23:48,535 --> 00:23:50,137
So, you're telling me
that for the last 20 years,

573
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,939
you've never been seen
in your birthday suit?

574
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:53,373
What about when you have sex?

575
00:23:53,498 --> 00:23:55,610
I keep it pitch-black,
just like Vin Diesel.

576
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,779
Hey, Bob, look, if you
ever wanna talk, I'm here.

577
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,890
So I don't mind, you know?

578
00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:02,316
I don't mind at all, if you wanna...

579
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,041
What?

580
00:24:07,087 --> 00:24:09,565
Whoa. This is all our stuff
from our year!

581
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:10,891
Yeah. Must be getting ready

582
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:12,568
for the reunion tomorrow night.

583
00:24:12,693 --> 00:24:13,994
Come on, man.
Let's get out of here.

584
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,096
What? No! "Get out..."
Look, you're all over this!

585
00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,900
Look at this. Basketball,
baseball, cross country.

586
00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,176
Hamlet.

587
00:24:21,301 --> 00:24:22,311
Prom King.

588
00:24:22,436 --> 00:24:23,913
There's Darla McGuckian.

589
00:24:24,038 --> 00:24:26,248
Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.

590
00:24:26,373 --> 00:24:27,817
This is like the Guinness Book

591
00:24:27,942 --> 00:24:30,144
of Golden Jet Records right there.
(TAPS GLASS)

592
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,321
I see that.

593
00:24:32,446 --> 00:24:35,558
To be honest with you, I don't
even recognize this guy anymore.

594
00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,184
This guy, here, he was gonna...

595
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,353
He was gonna conquer the world.

596
00:24:40,788 --> 00:24:42,356
If 18-year-old me
could see me now,

597
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,591
he'd probably think
I was a total loser.

598
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,336
What? That's crazy talk!

599
00:24:47,461 --> 00:24:49,163
You're The Golden Jet, dude! Stop.

600
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,808
Stop, Bob. Spare me
with The Golden Jet shit.

601
00:24:52,933 --> 00:24:55,269
I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
I'm an accountant.

602
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:56,994
That's my reality.

603
00:24:59,473 --> 00:25:03,018
(SIGHS) I just thought I was
meant for more, you know?

604
00:25:03,143 --> 00:25:05,379
My life would be something special.

605
00:25:07,081 --> 00:25:08,215
You know how they say every man

606
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,826
is the hero of his own story?

607
00:25:10,951 --> 00:25:12,662
Was that in Twilight?

608
00:25:12,787 --> 00:25:15,297
No, I don't think
that's where it's from.

609
00:25:15,422 --> 00:25:17,667
But those books are cool,
right? Vampires!

610
00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:19,660
Oh, and there's a wolf-boy.
(GROWLS SOFTLY)

611
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:24,774
I'm not... I'm not talking
about Twilight, Bob, okay?

612
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,133
I'm talking about the fact
that I don't feel like

613
00:25:26,258 --> 00:25:27,977
I'm the hero
of my own story. That's...

614
00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:29,870
How are you not the hero
of your own story?

615
00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:31,280
No one else can be!

616
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:33,215
Yo, CJ, I gotta be
honest with you, man.

617
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,042
I mean, all this talk
about Calvin Joyner

618
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,543
not feeling like he's a hero...

619
00:25:36,668 --> 00:25:38,578
That's crazy talk, man.

620
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,122
No. No, it's not.

621
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,449
You were the best thing
about high school.

622
00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:43,984
I'll always believe in you.

623
00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,862
Yo, do you remember those
backflips you used to do?

624
00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:48,756
The crowd would go crazy!
I was there, too.

625
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,891
I was, like,
"What? How's he do that?"

626
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:52,616
How did you do that?

627
00:25:53,894 --> 00:25:56,138
I don't know.
I just did it, man.

628
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,406
Exactly.

629
00:25:57,531 --> 00:25:59,308
So, do it now.

630
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,511
No, no. You're crazy! No.

631
00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:03,813
What's that?

632
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,139
What're you talking about?
What's what?

633
00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:06,707
(SOFTLY) Golden Jet!
No, stop it.

634
00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,642
Golden Jet!
Okay, stop it!

635
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,410
Golden Jet!
All right.

636
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:11,754
Golden Jet!

637
00:26:11,879 --> 00:26:15,049
I'm not gonna stop until
you do The Golden Jet flip!

638
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,258
Golden Jet!

639
00:26:16,383 --> 00:26:18,252
All right, everybody,
settle down. Settle down!

640
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,963
If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,

641
00:26:21,088 --> 00:26:23,123
then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.

642
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:24,848
You go, girl!

643
00:26:26,927 --> 00:26:30,205
(GROANS) Oh, God!

644
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:32,099
That was so close, Jet.

645
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,275
(GROANS)

646
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,144
Here, buddy. Come on.

647
00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:37,219
They must have just waxed these floors.

648
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:41,141
That was definitely a first, man.

649
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,384
(BOB LAUGHS)

650
00:26:42,509 --> 00:26:44,319
Oh, man, I am beat.

651
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:46,044
Oh.

652
00:26:47,514 --> 00:26:48,624
Hey, Jet!

653
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:52,286
Man, I had a great time tonight.

654
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:53,729
Whoa.

655
00:26:53,854 --> 00:26:55,865
You know what? I had a
good time, too, man.

656
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,591
I feel like I needed this, you know?

657
00:26:57,716 --> 00:27:00,302
Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!

658
00:27:00,427 --> 00:27:01,470
Thank you.

659
00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:03,739
My pleasure, amigo.
Anytime.

660
00:27:03,864 --> 00:27:07,634
Hey, if there's ever anything I can
do for you, just say the word.

661
00:27:07,759 --> 00:27:10,612
Wow. You really mean that?

662
00:27:10,737 --> 00:27:12,081
Yeah.

663
00:27:12,206 --> 00:27:14,750
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but I might as well.

664
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:16,043
Lately, I've been having this problem

665
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,654
with my payroll account.
And, um...

666
00:27:18,779 --> 00:27:20,522
It's all screwed up, somehow.

667
00:27:20,647 --> 00:27:23,617
You know, I was overseas working
for a while before I got fired.

668
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:24,727
So, it's kinda like

669
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:26,486
a forensic international account thingy

670
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:30,124
which, I think, is kind
of your specialty, right?

671
00:27:31,325 --> 00:27:32,601
Um...

672
00:27:32,726 --> 00:27:36,138
Yeah, no, it is. I'll take
a look at that for you.

673
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:37,664
You would?
You would do that for me?

674
00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:38,774
I've got the login info,

675
00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:40,434
if you wanna crack open your computer,

676
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:42,144
we can do this!

677
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,713
Oh, you mean now?

678
00:27:43,838 --> 00:27:46,006
That's awesome! Yeah!
Okay.

679
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,075
Look at this!
Hey, Bob...

680
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,084
Whoa!

681
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,544
Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!

682
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:53,022
(SOFTLY) Maggie's sleeping.

683
00:27:53,147 --> 00:27:54,223
Wow.

684
00:27:54,348 --> 00:27:55,950
This is a pretty serious international

685
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,760
account dossier you've got here.

686
00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:59,419
Right? I just want
to make sure

687
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:01,521
everything was hunky-dory.

688
00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:03,246
(MUMBLING)

689
00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:07,194
Going to your router.

690
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,997
Now you're talking to me.

691
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,399
Bingo.

692
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:13,743
I'm in.

693
00:28:13,868 --> 00:28:16,303
Oh. That's great, Jet.
Thank you, man!

694
00:28:19,874 --> 00:28:21,884
I mean, just looking
at it first-hand,

695
00:28:22,009 --> 00:28:23,143
it kinda looks like it's a bunch

696
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,254
of off-shore
escrow accounts.

697
00:28:25,379 --> 00:28:28,858
These have been backwashed
into a series of domestic

698
00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:30,525
dummy accounts for some reason.

699
00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:33,695
I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
You have China,

700
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:36,098
Syria, Iran.

701
00:28:36,223 --> 00:28:37,757
This is an auction site, Bob!

702
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,168
(MUMBLES)

703
00:28:39,293 --> 00:28:40,970
These are bids.
All of these.

704
00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:43,773
This is hundreds of millions of
dollars in bids, right here.

705
00:28:43,898 --> 00:28:45,240
And judging by this clock, here,

706
00:28:45,365 --> 00:28:46,800
it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.

707
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,311
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
Whoa! What the hell?

708
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,345
Why?

709
00:28:50,470 --> 00:28:51,280
What did...

710
00:28:51,405 --> 00:28:53,007
Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
Bob!

711
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,818
Jet, I'm so sorry!
Oh, man.

712
00:28:55,943 --> 00:28:57,019
I'm all thumbs.

713
00:28:57,144 --> 00:28:58,245
It's my computer!

714
00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:59,955
I'm sorry.
No! Please, Bob.

715
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,315
I'm sorry, Jet.
Leave it. I got it.

716
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,951
It's fine, Bob.
It's fine. Just leave it.

717
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,485
The worst!

718
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,896
God!

719
00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:09,331
Hey! What the hell
was that on that site?

720
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,491
That didn't have anything
to do with payroll.

721
00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,827
I don't know. I've never
seen that before.

722
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:14,904
That was crazy.

723
00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:16,305
Let's figure it out tomorrow

724
00:29:16,430 --> 00:29:17,797
when we're bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.

725
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,309
What do you say, CJ?
I am beat.

726
00:29:20,434 --> 00:29:22,644
Hey, do you mind if I crash here?

727
00:29:22,769 --> 00:29:24,546
Um...

728
00:29:24,671 --> 00:29:26,271
No.

729
00:29:27,507 --> 00:29:29,609
Let me go grab some blankets.

730
00:29:34,248 --> 00:29:36,883
Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.

731
00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:40,429
Okay, well, you can keep those.

732
00:29:40,554 --> 00:29:42,589
Those are...
Those are officially yours.

733
00:29:43,958 --> 00:29:46,035
Yeah.

734
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,838
All right.
Oh.

735
00:29:48,963 --> 00:29:50,164
You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.

736
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:53,533
Golden Jet!
Yeah, it's my baby.

737
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,440
(EXHALES)

738
00:30:04,979 --> 00:30:08,348
You, uh, need anything else?
You're okay?

739
00:30:10,117 --> 00:30:11,418
I can't believe I'm having a sleepover

740
00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:13,520
at Calvin Joyner's house right now.

741
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:17,691
This is blowing my mind!
(LAUGHS)

742
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,101
Okay.

743
00:30:19,226 --> 00:30:21,103
Uh, good night, Bob.

744
00:30:21,228 --> 00:30:22,828
Good night, Jet.

745
00:30:27,234 --> 00:30:28,834
(VELCRO TEARING)

746
00:30:34,674 --> 00:30:36,274
(SNORING)

747
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:43,850
Me?
(BOB SNORING)

748
00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:45,575
Yeah, you.

749
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,734
What the hell?

750
00:30:52,859 --> 00:30:55,004
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

751
00:30:55,129 --> 00:30:56,729
One second.

752
00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:01,268
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

753
00:31:01,393 --> 00:31:02,993
Hold on.

754
00:31:06,873 --> 00:31:08,050
Uh, may I help you?

755
00:31:08,175 --> 00:31:09,509
Mr. Joyner,
my name is Pamela Harris,

756
00:31:09,634 --> 00:31:12,079
I'm with the Central
Intelligence Agency.

757
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:14,756
Have you had any contact with this man?

758
00:31:14,881 --> 00:31:17,792
Uh, yeah, he's on my...
He's on my couch sleeping.

759
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:18,985
Target's in the house.

760
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:21,288
What's going on? Hey!

761
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,124
Excuse me. Excuse me!

762
00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:29,438
AGENT STAN: (INTO COMM)
Target's fled.

763
00:31:29,563 --> 00:31:30,639
Shit.

764
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:31,865
Target's on the move.

765
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:33,590
Excuse me! What...

766
00:31:37,304 --> 00:31:39,048
Hello, hey! Excuse me!

767
00:31:39,173 --> 00:31:40,240
And voice chatter in the vicinity.

768
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:41,951
CALVIN: Hello! Excuse me!

769
00:31:42,076 --> 00:31:43,577
If he's in the wind again, it's
gonna be your ass. Go now.

770
00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:46,046
Hello! Alert Langley,
asset uncontained.

771
00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,322
Excuse me!

772
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,091
Can I help you?
Hello!

773
00:31:49,216 --> 00:31:50,784
It's my house.
Is something going on?

774
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:52,061
Well, Mr. Joyner,

775
00:31:52,186 --> 00:31:53,387
your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht

776
00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,464
is wanted for murder and treason

777
00:31:55,589 --> 00:31:56,898
and is presently in possession

778
00:31:57,023 --> 00:31:58,358
of highly classified state secrets

779
00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:00,127
which he intends to sell
to our enemies.

780
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,271
You mind?

781
00:32:02,396 --> 00:32:05,407
Creamer's in the fridge.
What?

782
00:32:05,532 --> 00:32:06,942
I don't need it.

783
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:09,002
What I do need is information.

784
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:11,947
I need you to tell me
everything and anything

785
00:32:12,072 --> 00:32:14,683
about your contact with Agent Stone.

786
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:15,750
Agent Stone?

787
00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:17,311
Bob, your friend Bob.

788
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,155
Come on.
Stay with me, please.

789
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,482
Okay, I think
there's a misunderstanding.

790
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:24,693
No. No, he is not
my friend.

791
00:32:24,818 --> 00:32:26,886
Then why did he list you
as his emergency contact

792
00:32:27,011 --> 00:32:28,155
in all his personnel forms?

793
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,398
I'm sorry... He what?

794
00:32:29,523 --> 00:32:30,957
Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,

795
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,192
or family of any kind.

796
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,460
You are the only person

797
00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,895
he listed in his personal references.

798
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,372
Oh... (STAMMERS)

799
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,674
That's crazy, all right?
I barely even know the guy.

800
00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:41,310
Then, why was he sleeping
on your couch?

801
00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:42,936
Because we went out
and had drinks last night.

802
00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:45,580
Oh, so you went out drinking
with your non-friend?

803
00:32:45,705 --> 00:32:47,116
Okay.

804
00:32:47,241 --> 00:32:49,042
All right, let's...
You're not...

805
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,185
Time out.

806
00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:51,711
I'm pressing the time out button.

807
00:32:51,836 --> 00:32:54,114
Okay? You guys barged
in my house.

808
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:55,390
I pay my taxes.

809
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,750
So you're not gonna come here

810
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,860
and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?

811
00:32:58,985 --> 00:33:00,129
That's the first thing.

812
00:33:00,254 --> 00:33:01,255
Now, if you want to get into facts...

813
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:02,897
You wanna talk about facts?

814
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,191
This is Facebook's fault.

815
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:05,792
He sent me a friend request.

816
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,794
That's how this whole thing started.

817
00:33:07,919 --> 00:33:09,271
And you accepted?

818
00:33:09,396 --> 00:33:11,064
Don't do that.
Don't do that to me.

819
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:14,609
You give me a second. Okay?
Don't fire back like that.

820
00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:17,103
First of all, fuck Mark
Zuckerberg, all right?

821
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:19,448
Now, I accepted
because it was Facebook.

822
00:33:19,573 --> 00:33:20,915
And it's rude when you don't accept it

823
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,209
and I don't know if
the person on the other end

824
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,618
can see me not accept it.

825
00:33:23,743 --> 00:33:24,611
That's why I accepted.

826
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,680
Are you nervous,
Mr. Joyner?

827
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:27,822
Is it hot?

828
00:33:27,947 --> 00:33:29,683
Are you getting hot?
Because I'm getting hot.

829
00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,251
I'm not gonna take off my jacket

830
00:33:31,376 --> 00:33:33,086
because that makes me look guilty.

831
00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:35,789
And that's what
you guys look for. Hmm?

832
00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:38,425
Is this what a guilty man would do?

833
00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,702
Look how comfortable I am.

834
00:33:40,827 --> 00:33:42,771
Mr. Joyner,
your friend Bob Stone

835
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,039
is a dangerous psychotic.

836
00:33:44,164 --> 00:33:45,232
You're lucky to be alive.

837
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,366
Okay, listen to me.

838
00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:49,303
This man is not, I repeat to you,

839
00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:53,106
he is not, not, my friend!

840
00:33:53,231 --> 00:33:55,617
Zero allegiance.

841
00:33:55,742 --> 00:33:58,920
All right, Mr. Joyner.
Prove it.

842
00:33:59,045 --> 00:34:00,647
Yeah, well, I need a second.

843
00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,583
You gotta step outside.
I gotta take a shit.

844
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:04,718
This is a lot.

845
00:34:04,843 --> 00:34:07,721
I got to go.
Just give me a second, man!

846
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,156
I'll be waiting.
Jesus Christ!

847
00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,530
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

848
00:34:20,267 --> 00:34:21,343
All teams be advised,

849
00:34:21,468 --> 00:34:22,911
we're Oscar Mike with the bait.

850
00:34:23,036 --> 00:34:24,871
I'm sorry, did you just
call me "the bait"?

851
00:34:24,996 --> 00:34:26,181
No.

852
00:34:26,306 --> 00:34:27,207
Yeah, you did.
She just called me the bait.

853
00:34:27,332 --> 00:34:28,550
Why am I the bait?

854
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,210
No, that doesn't sound like
something I'd ever say.

855
00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:32,287
You just said it.
What's going on here?

856
00:34:32,412 --> 00:34:34,147
Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.

857
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,491
This is a matter of national security.

858
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,826
(LAUGHS) Yeah, right!
I love it.

859
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:39,419
What is this?
Like a strippergram thing

860
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:40,562
to suck up to Ethan?

861
00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,188
Gotta love strippers.
So dirty.

862
00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:44,291
Show us your tits!
Show us your tits!

863
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,102
(SINGSONG)
Hey, let's see some titty!

864
00:34:47,227 --> 00:34:48,970
(TASER CRACKLES)
(GROANS)

865
00:34:49,095 --> 00:34:50,163
(ALL GASPING)
(THUDS)

866
00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,274
This you?
Yeah, right here.

867
00:34:52,399 --> 00:34:54,200
You did this to yourself.

868
00:34:55,369 --> 00:34:56,969
(GROANING)

869
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,582
Small.

870
00:35:00,707 --> 00:35:03,017
Yeah.

871
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,742
(PHONE RINGS)

872
00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,319
Calvin Joyner, Accounting.

873
00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:17,166
Hello? Calvin Joyner,
Accounting.

874
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:18,891
BOB: Calvin?

875
00:35:21,595 --> 00:35:23,872
(MOUTHING)
It's Bob! It's Bob!

876
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,231
(MOUTHING) Act natural.

877
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:27,467
BOB: Calvin. Is that you?

878
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:29,311
Are you there?

879
00:35:29,436 --> 00:35:32,614
Well, hey. Well, yeah.

880
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:35,150
Yeah, wassup?

881
00:35:35,275 --> 00:35:37,919
What up, Bobby-o?

882
00:35:38,044 --> 00:35:40,222
Are you quite well?

883
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,556
I'm in big trouble.

884
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,817
Oh, God! I screwed up.
I screwed up big time.

885
00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:46,195
We gotta talk.
Can you meet me?

886
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,396
Sure. Yeah. Where?

887
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:49,298
Where do you want me to meet you?

888
00:35:49,423 --> 00:35:51,090
I'm in the stairwell of your
building, two flights down.

889
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,168
Stairwell?
Hurry!

890
00:35:53,293 --> 00:35:55,962
He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
Move, move!

891
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,272
Alert Charlie team.

892
00:35:57,397 --> 00:35:59,040
Hold on. What's going on?
Am I safe here?

893
00:35:59,165 --> 00:36:01,234
As long as Bob Stone is in
the building, no one's safe.

894
00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:03,370
Get back in your office now!

895
00:36:07,907 --> 00:36:08,850
Okay!

896
00:36:08,975 --> 00:36:11,378
Good news is we heard her, guys.

897
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:14,414
So, everybody,
let's all just stay calm.

898
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:17,050
As long as...
As long... Shit!

899
00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:22,121
What the hell is going on?

900
00:36:22,246 --> 00:36:23,565
Relax.
Hey.

901
00:36:23,690 --> 00:36:25,258
Great job at getting
them out of here, Jet.

902
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:26,601
Oh, Bob!
That's teamwork!

903
00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:28,428
Wait! How did you...
What did you just do?

904
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:29,996
It's a tradecraft, buddy.

905
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:31,398
Spoiler alert...

906
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:32,799
I'm in the CIA.

907
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,042
Oh, no shit!

908
00:36:34,167 --> 00:36:35,810
Hey, hey! What're you
doing with my phone?

909
00:36:35,935 --> 00:36:37,437
You about to turn my phone
into a bomb, aren't you?

910
00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:39,706
I've seen Homeland.
So I know what they do.

911
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,409
(LAUGHS) Homeland? No,
I'm ordering us an Uber.

912
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,886
Six minutes.
That's kinda tight.

913
00:36:45,011 --> 00:36:47,256
(SIGHS) I'm gonna need your tie.

914
00:36:47,381 --> 00:36:48,557
You're gonna... No!

915
00:36:48,682 --> 00:36:49,958
Your necktie, take it off. No,

916
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,618
I'm not taking my tie off!
Come on, Jet!

917
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,295
Don't do that. Don't do that. (LAUGHS)

918
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,588
That's good.
Save it, save it, save it.

919
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:55,989
Save it, Jet.
Fine, take it, take it.

920
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,824
There we go, just right over here.

921
00:36:57,949 --> 00:36:59,626
You can have it.
Okay, that...

922
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,127
Listen to me. Listen.

923
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,371
Stop. Stop!

924
00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:04,431
I need to know what is
happening, right now.

925
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,566
Okay, okay. You know what?
Moving too fast.

926
00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:10,479
Bottom line, are you in or you out?

927
00:37:10,604 --> 00:37:12,038
What are you...
In or out of what?

928
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,541
Mmm-mmm. No time for
questions, just action.

929
00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:17,051
In or out? Okay, well, then I'm out.

930
00:37:17,176 --> 00:37:19,446
I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually you're already in.

931
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:20,889
Then why would you ask me?

932
00:37:21,014 --> 00:37:22,857
Because I thought
you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"

933
00:37:22,982 --> 00:37:24,451
And we would've
had a really cool moment,

934
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,119
but you kinda ruined the whole thing.

935
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,195
I ruined...

936
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,397
Okay, okay, okay.

937
00:37:28,522 --> 00:37:29,864
Listen to me right now.

938
00:37:29,989 --> 00:37:31,725
Bob, I don't know what it is
that you're into

939
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:33,393
but what I do know is that

940
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:34,961
I am really, really

941
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,372
100% out!

942
00:37:37,497 --> 00:37:38,565
Do you understand that?

943
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:39,933
God, you are good!

944
00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,042
What?

945
00:37:41,167 --> 00:37:42,669
Calvin Joyner, president
of the Drama Club

946
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:43,812
for a reason, folks!

947
00:37:43,937 --> 00:37:45,439
You're like
a snack-size Denzel.

948
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,582
Okay. Stop it,
stop it, stop it.

949
00:37:47,707 --> 00:37:49,250
This is not a game.

950
00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:51,386
I'm being serious right now.

951
00:37:51,511 --> 00:37:53,111
I'm out!

952
00:37:55,348 --> 00:37:56,525
Okay. Okay.

953
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:59,294
I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,

954
00:37:59,419 --> 00:38:00,920
but if you're out, you're out.

955
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:02,697
Thank you! I'm out!

956
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:05,058
Well, I'm just happy
that we can communicate

957
00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:06,635
openly and honestly.

958
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,338
I think it says a lot
about our relationship.

959
00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:12,341
Wait, hold up, wait. What're you doing?
Oh, my God!

960
00:38:12,466 --> 00:38:13,675
Here's the thing, though.

961
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,301
There's only one way
for you to get out.

962
00:38:15,426 --> 00:38:16,478
What's that?

963
00:38:16,603 --> 00:38:18,037
You gotta get in first.

964
00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:19,381
What is it that...

965
00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:20,807
What-what!
Take my gun, Jet,

966
00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,517
we may have to kill some people.

967
00:38:22,642 --> 00:38:23,643
Come on, it's not gonna bite you.

968
00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:24,953
I will do no such thing.

969
00:38:25,078 --> 00:38:26,045
I think you'll like it.

970
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,381
I will not!
You're gonna need it.

971
00:38:28,506 --> 00:38:31,184
You're gonna need it!
He's in here!

972
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,293
Jet.

973
00:38:32,418 --> 00:38:34,821
He's in there!
Bob's in there!

974
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:37,832
He's got a gun!
He's got a gun!

975
00:38:37,957 --> 00:38:39,133
(PEOPLE SCREAM)

976
00:38:39,258 --> 00:38:41,703
Down, down, get down!
Move, move, move!

977
00:38:41,828 --> 00:38:43,229
All right. I'm gonna need
your improv skills.

978
00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:44,305
What?

979
00:38:44,430 --> 00:38:45,965
Hostage role-play,
you ready?

980
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:46,908
No!

981
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,835
Sweet, let's go.
No, I said no!

982
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,044
I said no!

983
00:38:50,169 --> 00:38:52,414
AGENT: He's got a hostage!

984
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:53,548
No!

985
00:38:53,673 --> 00:38:55,742
No! Stop it,
you gonna get me killed!

986
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,810
Don't shoot!

987
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,319
(AGENTS COUGHING)

988
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:13,435
There we go, Jet!

989
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,160
(GASPS)

990
00:39:17,196 --> 00:39:18,796
(SCREAMS)

991
00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,836
Hang tight, Jet! No, I'm
not doing anything!

992
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,804
Stop including me in your stuff!

993
00:39:26,105 --> 00:39:28,007
Get him, Agent!
Hit him with the stick!

994
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:35,181
He got a coffee pot!

995
00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,906
(SCREAMS)

996
00:39:44,023 --> 00:39:45,623
(GROANS)

997
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:54,199
He got a banana!

998
00:39:58,504 --> 00:40:01,082
Oh! Oh!

999
00:40:01,207 --> 00:40:02,283
Freeze!

1000
00:40:02,408 --> 00:40:04,008
(BONE CRACKING)

1001
00:40:13,587 --> 00:40:15,454
Jet, help! (CHOKING)

1002
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,398
What?

1003
00:40:17,523 --> 00:40:19,668
(STRAINING)
Golden Jet, help.

1004
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,393
No, man, I'm not helping you!

1005
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:25,440
Oh, shit.

1006
00:40:25,565 --> 00:40:26,866
Give me the gun!
Stop it!

1007
00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,602
Stop resisting!
No, let me go!

1008
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:34,207
Let me go! I'm trying
to give it to you!

1009
00:40:37,243 --> 00:40:38,453
Oh, shit!

1010
00:40:38,578 --> 00:40:39,813
That was an accident!
Don't move!

1011
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,538
No, stop! Listen to me!

1012
00:40:44,017 --> 00:40:45,560
Let's go.

1013
00:40:45,685 --> 00:40:47,662
Wait, wait! Oh, come on!
What are you... Ah!

1014
00:40:47,787 --> 00:40:49,163
Come on, man!

1015
00:40:49,288 --> 00:40:51,257
This has gotta stop! Okay?

1016
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:53,067
(WHIMPERS)

1017
00:40:53,192 --> 00:40:54,792
Shit!

1018
00:40:57,530 --> 00:40:58,564
(CALVIN SCREAMS)

1019
00:40:58,689 --> 00:41:00,775
Don't shoot!

1020
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:02,777
Oh, God!
Show us your hands!

1021
00:41:02,902 --> 00:41:04,671
Drop your weapon!
Do it now!

1022
00:41:13,279 --> 00:41:14,923
Ow.

1023
00:41:15,048 --> 00:41:16,057
Sorry, Jet.

1024
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,259
It's over, Bob. Give up.

1025
00:41:18,384 --> 00:41:19,919
You know I can't do that, Pam.

1026
00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:22,488
There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.

1027
00:41:22,613 --> 00:41:24,298
Just like Caracas.

1028
00:41:24,423 --> 00:41:25,692
Uh, Caracas would've worked

1029
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,394
if you trusted me
like Calvin trusts me.

1030
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:29,638
No. No.

1031
00:41:29,763 --> 00:41:31,540
That is not true.
I do not trust him!

1032
00:41:31,665 --> 00:41:32,732
I do not trust him at all.

1033
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,175
As a matter of fact,

1034
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:35,744
this is a perfect time
for us to clear this up

1035
00:41:35,869 --> 00:41:36,770
especially in the middle
of this standoff.

1036
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:37,704
I shouldn't be here!

1037
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,013
So I feel like me being

1038
00:41:39,138 --> 00:41:40,339
in the middle of this throws me in it.

1039
00:41:40,464 --> 00:41:41,741
So let me exclude myself.

1040
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:43,384
Hey, stay down!
Don't move!

1041
00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:46,045
Okay, all right.
I'll stay in. I'll stay in.

1042
00:41:47,747 --> 00:41:49,357
I got a plan.

1043
00:41:49,482 --> 00:41:50,825
Might get us both killed

1044
00:41:50,950 --> 00:41:52,551
but if it works, it'll be
a totally boss story.

1045
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:53,628
Cool?

1046
00:41:53,753 --> 00:41:55,697
No! No, it's not cool!
Cool.

1047
00:41:55,822 --> 00:41:57,023
No, I said it's not cool.

1048
00:41:57,148 --> 00:41:58,958
(SOFTLY)
I said it's not cool!

1049
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,602
Time's up.

1050
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,503
You're right, Pam.

1051
00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:03,730
My time is up.

1052
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,775
In three, two,

1053
00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:09,210
one.

1054
00:42:09,335 --> 00:42:10,935
(ALARM RINGS)

1055
00:42:15,474 --> 00:42:17,686
Bob, Bob, Bob!

1056
00:42:17,811 --> 00:42:18,787
(SCREAMING)

1057
00:42:18,912 --> 00:42:21,055
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

1058
00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,591
Oh, shit!

1059
00:42:22,716 --> 00:42:24,316
Whoo-hoo!

1060
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,021
(CALVIN SCREAMS)
(BOB WHOOPING)

1061
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:39,207
(BOB LAUGHS)

1062
00:42:39,332 --> 00:42:40,809
Whoo!

1063
00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:42,802
Wow! Did you
feel that, Jet?

1064
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:45,604
That was the balls right there!

1065
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,329
(SCREAMING)

1066
00:42:50,910 --> 00:42:52,320
CALVIN: Get it off!

1067
00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:53,546
You guys order an Uber?

1068
00:42:53,671 --> 00:42:55,271
(GUN FIRING)

1069
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,892
What are you doing?

1070
00:42:58,017 --> 00:42:59,552
You better get your tuchus in the car.

1071
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:00,686
You're gonna get shot!

1072
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:01,988
Don't shoot me! Shoot him!

1073
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,432
Shoot him! I'm out!
I'm out! I'm out!

1074
00:43:04,557 --> 00:43:07,060
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in! Go, Bob!

1075
00:43:11,865 --> 00:43:14,008
Put the word out to all assets.

1076
00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:15,969
I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.

1077
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,212
Hey, what the shit,
honey... (GROANS)

1078
00:43:18,337 --> 00:43:19,313
(THUDS)

1079
00:43:19,438 --> 00:43:21,040
Get Larry on it.

1080
00:43:26,245 --> 00:43:27,588
Car, car, car!

1081
00:43:27,713 --> 00:43:29,323
All right, well,
here's the dilly-o, Jet.

1082
00:43:29,448 --> 00:43:31,217
About three weeks ago,
an enemy of the state

1083
00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,227
codenamed "The Black Badger"

1084
00:43:33,352 --> 00:43:35,822
stole the encryption keys to the
entire US spy satellite program

1085
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,331
which he's gonna sell to a buyer

1086
00:43:37,456 --> 00:43:39,192
from that auction site
on your computer last night.

1087
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:40,201
Bob...

1088
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,903
If we lose control of our satellites,

1089
00:43:42,028 --> 00:43:44,238
we're completely vulnerable
to any terrorist attacks.

1090
00:43:44,363 --> 00:43:46,365
That's why I had to go back to
your office and get you, Jet.

1091
00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:48,242
I need your super sweet
accounting skills

1092
00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:50,369
to help me figure out the
last piece of this puzzle

1093
00:43:50,494 --> 00:43:52,906
which is the transaction
number from the winning bid.

1094
00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:55,172
That'll tell us where
the deal is going down.

1095
00:43:56,776 --> 00:43:59,187
That way, we can get The Black Badger.

1096
00:43:59,312 --> 00:44:00,646
I can't do it without you, Jet.

1097
00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:01,956
Stop the car.

1098
00:44:02,081 --> 00:44:03,917
You stop the car right now!
Stop the car!

1099
00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,952
Okay, okay.
That's a great idea, Jet.

1100
00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,987
We should get off the grid right now.

1101
00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:10,622
CALVIN: Whoa!

1102
00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:17,997
All right. We're clear.

1103
00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,079
Okay.

1104
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,606
Okay. Let's just take
some deep breaths.

1105
00:44:27,731 --> 00:44:29,918
Okay? Deep breaths.

1106
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:32,486
All you gotta do is get out of this car

1107
00:44:32,611 --> 00:44:34,914
and have a rational
conversation with Bob

1108
00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:36,639
and he'll understand.

1109
00:44:45,091 --> 00:44:48,027
Robert, I would like to
go home now, please.

1110
00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:49,670
Buddy, you and me both.

1111
00:44:49,795 --> 00:44:52,173
But until we clear our names,
there's no going home.

1112
00:44:52,298 --> 00:44:54,675
I'm sorry, can you clarify
that last sentence for me?

1113
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,102
Yeah, well, now that you're in...

1114
00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:58,504
Let me stop you
right there. I'm not in.

1115
00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,114
I never said that I was in.

1116
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,084
In fact, I expressly remember
saying that I was out!

1117
00:45:03,209 --> 00:45:04,844
I know, but they think you're in.

1118
00:45:04,969 --> 00:45:06,220
I am...

1119
00:45:06,345 --> 00:45:08,289
I'm freaking out!
I'm out!

1120
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,124
What's left to tell?
Hey, no, I get it.

1121
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:11,784
I'm not in! I'm just saying
they think you're in.

1122
00:45:11,909 --> 00:45:14,653
I'm not in! I am not in!
I get it.

1123
00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:16,564
I'm not in! I'm out!

1124
00:45:16,689 --> 00:45:19,758
One sec, Jet, just
gotta disable the GPS.

1125
00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,069
Where did you...

1126
00:45:21,194 --> 00:45:22,862
You wanna go under...
That's fine!

1127
00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:24,072
Wait a minute.

1128
00:45:24,197 --> 00:45:26,299
You did this on purpose, didn't you?

1129
00:45:26,424 --> 00:45:28,868
This whole thing was done on purpose.

1130
00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:30,636
This is your plan!

1131
00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:32,280
You tricked me!

1132
00:45:32,405 --> 00:45:34,849
It's fine, but I know you tricked me.

1133
00:45:34,974 --> 00:45:36,575
Trick you? You tricked... Hey, boy!

1134
00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:37,643
What?
(LAUGHS)

1135
00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:38,987
What'd you just...

1136
00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:40,413
I didn't trick you,
you offered to help me.

1137
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,048
You know what's funny?
Harris told me.

1138
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,457
She told me everything, man.

1139
00:45:43,582 --> 00:45:45,093
She told me that you stole the codes.

1140
00:45:45,218 --> 00:45:46,319
Let me tell you something about Harris.

1141
00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:48,262
You can't trust her, all right?

1142
00:45:48,387 --> 00:45:49,956
She's already trying to frame
me for my partner's murder!

1143
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:51,800
You killed your partner?
No.

1144
00:45:51,925 --> 00:45:52,934
I would never do that.

1145
00:45:53,059 --> 00:45:54,235
The Black Badger killed my partner.

1146
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,628
Let me explain to you something, dude.

1147
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,671
This is what happened.

1148
00:45:57,796 --> 00:46:00,266
After The Black Badger stole the
satellite encryption codes,

1149
00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:04,070
my partner Phil and I tracked
him to a penthouse in Kiev.

1150
00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,814
Hey, Phil.
Yeah.

1151
00:46:05,939 --> 00:46:08,216
I'll see you on the other side.

1152
00:46:08,341 --> 00:46:10,143
See you on the other side.

1153
00:46:11,410 --> 00:46:12,821
All right.

1154
00:46:12,946 --> 00:46:14,388
God, I love that guy.

1155
00:46:14,513 --> 00:46:16,049
BOB: He knew we were coming,
so he set a trap.

1156
00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:18,384
Hey, Bob! Bob!

1157
00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:19,527
No!

1158
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:22,763
BOB: Phil was my partner,
my teammate

1159
00:46:22,888 --> 00:46:23,957
and I couldn't save him.

1160
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,682
No!
(EXPLOSION)

1161
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,003
It was awful, Cal.

1162
00:46:29,128 --> 00:46:30,978
It was a setup,
right from the get-go.

1163
00:46:32,365 --> 00:46:33,707
Damn, man.

1164
00:46:33,832 --> 00:46:35,301
The Black Badger was never there.

1165
00:46:35,426 --> 00:46:37,836
I should've been the one
on that elevator, not Phil.

1166
00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:38,980
God.

1167
00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:41,415
Okay. Bob, please...

1168
00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:44,010
I'm begging you, man. Can
you just let me go home?

1169
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,486
CJ, I totally understand.

1170
00:46:45,611 --> 00:46:47,513
But right now, Agent
Harris and her taskforce

1171
00:46:47,638 --> 00:46:49,357
has that place surveilled
up the yin-yang.

1172
00:46:49,482 --> 00:46:51,217
She's got contract killers
looking for us.

1173
00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:52,751
Your place isn't safe.

1174
00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:54,428
Oh, my God. Maggie.

1175
00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:57,253
Maggie! What the hell am I
supposed to do about Maggie?

1176
00:46:59,225 --> 00:47:00,825
(SHOUTS) Get down, Jet!

1177
00:47:02,561 --> 00:47:04,161
(CALVIN SCREAMS)

1178
00:47:09,802 --> 00:47:11,980
Shit! Oh!
(ENGINE REVS)

1179
00:47:12,105 --> 00:47:13,705
Look out, Bob!

1180
00:47:21,647 --> 00:47:23,282
(SCREAMS AND GROANS)

1181
00:47:25,118 --> 00:47:27,820
Who the hell is that?
Who is that? Bob?

1182
00:47:27,945 --> 00:47:29,545
Oh, shit.

1183
00:47:34,493 --> 00:47:36,093
Larry.

1184
00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:39,865
Thought you retired.

1185
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:41,442
I did.

1186
00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:44,545
But you're worth a lot of
money, Bob, dead or alive.

1187
00:47:44,670 --> 00:47:46,305
Well, tough luck,
because I've got back up.

1188
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,030
Ain't that right, Jet?

1189
00:47:50,543 --> 00:47:52,186
Jet!

1190
00:47:52,311 --> 00:47:53,911
(GROANS)

1191
00:48:07,993 --> 00:48:09,593
Okay.

1192
00:48:10,663 --> 00:48:12,263
(PHONE RINGING)

1193
00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:16,177
Hey, baby. I know.
I'm sorry I'm late.

1194
00:48:16,302 --> 00:48:18,346
The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.

1195
00:48:18,471 --> 00:48:20,539
I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you at the house.

1196
00:48:20,664 --> 00:48:21,983
No, no, no!
Don't go home!

1197
00:48:22,108 --> 00:48:23,676
Don't go home!
Why? What's going on?

1198
00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:26,554
Nothing! Nothing.
I'm just running late, too.

1199
00:48:26,679 --> 00:48:30,258
So I was gonna say let's just
meet at Dr. Dan's office.

1200
00:48:30,383 --> 00:48:32,651
Yeah. Okay.
Is everything all right?

1201
00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:34,963
Yeah! Yeah. Why?

1202
00:48:35,088 --> 00:48:36,998
Everything's fine.

1203
00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:38,857
Uh, because you kind of sound like
Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.

1204
00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:41,202
(LAUGHS) What?

1205
00:48:41,327 --> 00:48:43,496
That's so funny, babe.
That's such a good reference.

1206
00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,464
That's classic Mags right there.

1207
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,376
So, okay. So you're not
gonna go home, right?

1208
00:48:48,501 --> 00:48:49,810
Okay, fine.
I won't go home.

1209
00:48:49,935 --> 00:48:51,604
I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's.
See you soon.

1210
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:52,838
Okay. All right, bye.

1211
00:48:52,963 --> 00:48:54,563
All right, bye.

1212
00:49:16,862 --> 00:49:18,462
Get in.

1213
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:38,050
(STAMMERING) I'm gonna
address the elephant

1214
00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:39,185
in the room.

1215
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,530
Okay, first of all, you...

1216
00:49:42,655 --> 00:49:45,533
You guys, I want to say sorry to.

1217
00:49:45,658 --> 00:49:49,528
Because what you're probably
thinking is not what happened.

1218
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,871
Accidents!

1219
00:49:50,996 --> 00:49:52,306
I know you're like,

1220
00:49:52,431 --> 00:49:53,666
"How can you accidentally
pistol-whip somebody

1221
00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:54,767
"and shoot somebody?"

1222
00:49:54,892 --> 00:49:56,202
Well, it can happen.

1223
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:59,513
Okay? Today is proof
that it can happen. So...

1224
00:49:59,638 --> 00:50:01,982
I'm glad I got to
get that off my chest.

1225
00:50:02,107 --> 00:50:03,942
Relax, Mr. Joyner.
I believe you.

1226
00:50:04,067 --> 00:50:05,719
Okay, thank you.

1227
00:50:05,844 --> 00:50:08,614
Trust me, I know a scared-shitless
civilian when I see one.

1228
00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,115
You don't have to convince me.

1229
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,993
You got him over here.
That is me.

1230
00:50:13,118 --> 00:50:15,053
Right now, I'm not comfortable.

1231
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:16,755
Okay, I am scared, okay?

1232
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,333
I don't have no shit in my system.

1233
00:50:19,458 --> 00:50:21,694
If I sat down on a toilet,
nothing's coming out.

1234
00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:22,928
Farts or just air.

1235
00:50:23,053 --> 00:50:24,230
(SLOW WHISTLES)

1236
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,365
(HISSING)

1237
00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:30,669
It'd sound like lasers.

1238
00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:32,613
Thank you for that description.

1239
00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,607
Mr. Joyner,
let me explain something.

1240
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,175
Bob's last forced psych eval

1241
00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:39,187
show a person rapidly
losing his grip on reality.

1242
00:50:39,312 --> 00:50:41,189
Bob became obsessed with a ghost,

1243
00:50:41,314 --> 00:50:42,581
a figment of his imagination,

1244
00:50:42,706 --> 00:50:44,383
he started calling,
"The Black Badger."

1245
00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,485
This obsession led to an instability,

1246
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:49,355
first reported by his partner,
Phil, three weeks ago.

1247
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,066
Just before Phil
was killed in the field.

1248
00:50:52,191 --> 00:50:53,634
Do you know how Phil died?

1249
00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:56,529
Yeah, uh, Bob told me that
The Black Badger killed him.

1250
00:51:00,666 --> 00:51:02,510
What?

1251
00:51:02,635 --> 00:51:03,677
What?

1252
00:51:03,802 --> 00:51:07,748
Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone
is The Black Badger.

1253
00:51:07,873 --> 00:51:10,684
Phil was Bob's partner of six years.

1254
00:51:10,809 --> 00:51:11,785
His best friend.

1255
00:51:11,910 --> 00:51:12,878
See you on the other side.

1256
00:51:13,003 --> 00:51:15,055
See you on the other side.

1257
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:16,657
Hey, Bob!

1258
00:51:16,782 --> 00:51:19,184
AGENT HARRIS: After he stole
the satellite encryption codes

1259
00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:20,653
Bob betrayed Phil.

1260
00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,230
No!

1261
00:51:22,355 --> 00:51:25,258
He killed him to cover his tracks.

1262
00:51:28,894 --> 00:51:32,206
And, after that, Bob went rogue.

1263
00:51:32,331 --> 00:51:34,300
This is all that's left of Phil.

1264
00:51:37,836 --> 00:51:41,014
Um, this is PornHub.

1265
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:44,818
Oh, shit, shit,
shit. Sorry.

1266
00:51:44,943 --> 00:51:46,279
There you go.

1267
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,356
CALVIN: Oh! Oh, God!

1268
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,082
Oh, I didn't see that coming.

1269
00:51:50,207 --> 00:51:51,807
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
Oh, man!

1270
00:51:53,151 --> 00:51:54,219
It's a hell of a way to go.

1271
00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:56,096
Okay, wait a minute.

1272
00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:57,923
Why wouldn't Bob just go sell the
satellite encryption codes himself?

1273
00:51:58,048 --> 00:51:59,725
Because in a black market,
blind-bidding situation

1274
00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,594
the buyer and the seller,
they don't know each other.

1275
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,970
They need the auction site

1276
00:52:03,095 --> 00:52:04,196
to tell them exactly where to meet up

1277
00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,039
and when to make the exchange.

1278
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:09,167
The transaction number from the
auction site gives them that,

1279
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:12,213
which means Bob still needs you.

1280
00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:13,606
Which is why we find ourselves

1281
00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:15,741
in a little catch-and-release
scenario.

1282
00:52:15,866 --> 00:52:18,552
You are the only one Bob trusts.

1283
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:20,245
That's why we're
putting you in the field.

1284
00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:23,123
The next time you're with Bob,

1285
00:52:23,248 --> 00:52:24,992
press this button.

1286
00:52:25,117 --> 00:52:26,717
We're going to have him cold.

1287
00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:34,527
Now, go take care of your marriage.

1288
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:37,730
Oh, one more thing.
Don't tell your wife shit.

1289
00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:40,464
All right.

1290
00:52:41,834 --> 00:52:43,235
MAGGIE: I just don't know
what's wrong.

1291
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,803
I mean, the man that I married,

1292
00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,972
the person I knew in high school,

1293
00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:51,352
he was filled with
drive and desire. I mean...

1294
00:52:51,477 --> 00:52:52,778
We used to sneak off every lunch hour

1295
00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:54,480
and make out under the gym bleachers.

1296
00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:56,524
Like, that guy, back then,

1297
00:52:56,649 --> 00:52:57,950
he wanted things, you know?

1298
00:52:58,075 --> 00:52:59,560
DR. DAN: Hmm.

1299
00:52:59,685 --> 00:53:01,219
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. I
couldn't find the parking.

1300
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,389
Hi, no, no, it's okay.
We got started without you.

1301
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,766
Babe, Calvin,
this is Dr. Dan.

1302
00:53:05,891 --> 00:53:06,934
Hello, Calvin.

1303
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:09,002
Oh, shit! Oh, jeez. What's the matter?

1304
00:53:09,127 --> 00:53:11,597
Holy shit! Get behind me!
Honey... Calvin, what?

1305
00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:13,907
It's okay, Maggie.
It's okay. Just relax.

1306
00:53:14,032 --> 00:53:16,535
This is a very common reaction
in the therapeutic process.

1307
00:53:16,660 --> 00:53:17,611
It is?
What?

1308
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,146
It is.
It absolutely is.

1309
00:53:19,271 --> 00:53:21,949
Calvin, this is a very safe place.
Please, sit down.

1310
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,976
This is not a safe place! No, no, no.
Honey, it's a...

1311
00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:25,711
No, this is most definitely
not a safe place!

1312
00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:27,680
Me and my wife
are leaving. Let's go.

1313
00:53:27,805 --> 00:53:29,782
No, no, no! You are
going to sit down...

1314
00:53:29,907 --> 00:53:32,885
And we are going to go through
this therapeutic process...

1315
00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,396
Yes...together, as a couple.

1316
00:53:35,521 --> 00:53:37,398
Um... Fine, fine, fine.

1317
00:53:37,523 --> 00:53:39,157
Sit down. Thank you.

1318
00:53:39,282 --> 00:53:40,401
Fine.

1319
00:53:40,526 --> 00:53:41,960
Okay, guys.
Why don't we start off

1320
00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:44,262
with a little bit of word association?

1321
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,373
Okay.

1322
00:53:45,498 --> 00:53:46,840
This is exciting.

1323
00:53:46,965 --> 00:53:49,402
I've heard this can really
open a couple up.

1324
00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:52,713
Uh, Maggie, I'm going to
offer you a word,

1325
00:53:52,838 --> 00:53:55,908
and you respond however you're moved to

1326
00:53:56,033 --> 00:53:57,009
from here.

1327
00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:58,085
Okay.

1328
00:53:58,210 --> 00:53:59,512
Black.
White.

1329
00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:01,154
Water.
Ocean.

1330
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,381
Sunshine.

1331
00:54:02,506 --> 00:54:03,857
Happy.

1332
00:54:03,982 --> 00:54:06,794
I'm very impressed, Maggie.
Really?

1333
00:54:06,919 --> 00:54:08,521
You're very in tune.

1334
00:54:08,646 --> 00:54:10,155
I'm very in tune.

1335
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,300
Calvin, you're next.

1336
00:54:12,425 --> 00:54:14,302
I do not want to do this.

1337
00:54:14,427 --> 00:54:17,095
Relax, Calvin.
There are no wrong answers.

1338
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,820
Up.

1339
00:54:19,898 --> 00:54:21,275
Down.

1340
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,010
Mmm.

1341
00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:24,545
"Mmm." What is that?

1342
00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:26,046
What're you writing in your book?

1343
00:54:26,171 --> 00:54:27,748
It's fine. Don't freak out.
Nobody's freaking out.

1344
00:54:27,873 --> 00:54:29,241
I just don't understand
the rules to the game.

1345
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:30,551
Freaking out.

1346
00:54:30,676 --> 00:54:32,244
Let's switch gears for a second, okay?

1347
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:36,014
Why don't we try a simple
role-playing exercise?

1348
00:54:36,139 --> 00:54:38,016
Calvin, you be Calvin

1349
00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:40,486
and I will become Maggie.

1350
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,763
(GASPS) Mmm.

1351
00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:44,488
I'm confused.

1352
00:54:48,694 --> 00:54:50,563
It's called "soul gazing."

1353
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:54,775
Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.

1354
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,810
Maggie, this...
Hey. Shh.

1355
00:54:56,935 --> 00:54:59,271
There's no talking,
and don't look away.

1356
00:54:59,396 --> 00:55:01,173
(WHISPERS)
Stare into my soul.

1357
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:02,316
You are not my...

1358
00:55:02,441 --> 00:55:03,809
Shh. There's no talking.

1359
00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:05,753
Babe, I'm not staring...

1360
00:55:05,878 --> 00:55:08,889
(WHISPERS) Me and you.
Stay with me. I'm your wife.

1361
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,883
You are not my wife.
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

1362
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,226
(GASPS)

1363
00:55:13,351 --> 00:55:15,195
How could you hit your wife?

1364
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,589
How can I...
How can I what?

1365
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,332
You hit your wife!
No...

1366
00:55:18,457 --> 00:55:19,492
He hit me!
Okay.

1367
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:20,859
He hit you!
Okay.

1368
00:55:20,984 --> 00:55:22,584
You hit us!

1369
00:55:26,632 --> 00:55:28,467
I'm swaddling you.
I know what you're doing.

1370
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:30,202
I'm swaddling you.
I know what you're...

1371
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,537
Come here.

1372
00:55:31,662 --> 00:55:33,238
Oh, my God!

1373
00:55:33,363 --> 00:55:35,082
You...

1374
00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:38,276
You know what?
We're leaving! Let's go!

1375
00:55:38,401 --> 00:55:40,053
This is not real.

1376
00:55:40,178 --> 00:55:41,622
It's real to me.

1377
00:55:41,747 --> 00:55:42,956
You know what, Calvin?

1378
00:55:43,081 --> 00:55:45,417
If you can't commit
to working on our marriage,

1379
00:55:45,542 --> 00:55:47,252
then you need to let me know.

1380
00:55:47,377 --> 00:55:49,287
Maggie, you...
(DOOR OPENS)

1381
00:55:49,412 --> 00:55:50,698
(CHUCKLING)

1382
00:55:50,823 --> 00:55:52,533
What!
Oh, my God!

1383
00:55:52,658 --> 00:55:53,992
You're...
Something's not right.

1384
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:56,904
Come on, Jet, listen.
Come on, come on, Jet!

1385
00:55:57,029 --> 00:55:59,131
Now, I know things got a
little rough there at the end.

1386
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:00,566
But the truth is, with all the heat

1387
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:01,934
that you have coming down on you,

1388
00:56:02,059 --> 00:56:04,344
Maggie is definitely safer without you.

1389
00:56:04,469 --> 00:56:06,880
And, trust me, when this
whole thing is said and done

1390
00:56:07,005 --> 00:56:08,649
and you basically save
the entire free world,

1391
00:56:08,774 --> 00:56:09,808
she's going to forgive you.

1392
00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:11,376
It'll all work itself out.

1393
00:56:11,501 --> 00:56:13,286
It'll all work itself out?

1394
00:56:13,411 --> 00:56:15,614
Okay, Bob, you know, I'm sick
of playing games with you.

1395
00:56:15,739 --> 00:56:17,625
Where's the real Dr. Dan?

1396
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:19,226
(MUMBLING)
What-what?

1397
00:56:19,351 --> 00:56:21,962
Oh, my... Dr. Dan, I had
nothing to do with this.

1398
00:56:22,087 --> 00:56:23,556
He's fine. I'll get you
some water in a little bit.

1399
00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:24,657
(MUMBLING)
Thanks, doc.

1400
00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,191
(DOOR CLOSES)
You know...

1401
00:56:26,316 --> 00:56:28,260
That's it. That is it.

1402
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,062
That is it.

1403
00:56:31,463 --> 00:56:32,840
All right, Jet.

1404
00:56:32,965 --> 00:56:35,175
I see that Harris has
given you a button to push.

1405
00:56:35,300 --> 00:56:38,036
Relax, I would've taken the same
deal, too, if I was in your shoes.

1406
00:56:38,161 --> 00:56:40,639
Otherwise, she wouldn't let
you out of her sight, right?

1407
00:56:40,764 --> 00:56:43,083
It makes perfect sense.

1408
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:46,119
But you're not going to
press the button, right?

1409
00:56:46,244 --> 00:56:49,047
You got the top-secret
satellite codes?

1410
00:56:49,172 --> 00:56:50,323
Yes or no?

1411
00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:52,350
This ain't the time to bullshit me.

1412
00:56:52,475 --> 00:56:53,994
Okay, my ass is sweating.

1413
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,588
I'm nervous.
Don't bullshit me!

1414
00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:57,731
Of course not, dude.
Hey, hey, come on!

1415
00:56:57,856 --> 00:56:59,166
Of course, I don't have the codes.

1416
00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:00,893
Why would I go through
all this trouble, then?

1417
00:57:01,018 --> 00:57:02,703
I need your skill set, Jet,

1418
00:57:02,828 --> 00:57:05,631
to help me get the bank transaction
numbers to the winning bid.

1419
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,441
We already know it's going down tonight

1420
00:57:07,566 --> 00:57:08,934
from the countdown on your computer.

1421
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:10,811
Now, all we need is
the "where."

1422
00:57:10,936 --> 00:57:12,170
And the bank transaction numbers

1423
00:57:12,295 --> 00:57:13,338
will give us the "where."

1424
00:57:13,463 --> 00:57:14,582
That's why I need you.

1425
00:57:14,707 --> 00:57:16,041
Your job gives you access to

1426
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,918
exactly that kind of information.

1427
00:57:18,043 --> 00:57:20,378
Then we can get The Badger,
we can get the buyer

1428
00:57:20,503 --> 00:57:21,580
in one fell swoop.

1429
00:57:21,705 --> 00:57:23,515
And it'll all be over tonight.

1430
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,817
Please, I swear.

1431
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,652
You gotta believe me.

1432
00:57:36,161 --> 00:57:38,405
Can't you just get us
the transaction number?

1433
00:57:38,530 --> 00:57:40,774
Not when the money originates
from an offshore account.

1434
00:57:40,899 --> 00:57:43,535
When that happens, then only a certified
international banking official

1435
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,678
can access it.

1436
00:57:44,803 --> 00:57:46,680
But, it shouldn't be a problem.

1437
00:57:46,805 --> 00:57:48,774
We just give this guy the offshore
account numbers that you gave me,

1438
00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:50,375
then he can give us
the transaction number

1439
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,745
without knowing that he's
committing treason when he does it.

1440
00:57:52,870 --> 00:57:54,246
Sound familiar?

1441
00:57:54,371 --> 00:57:56,156
Ouch! Low blow, CJ.

1442
00:57:56,281 --> 00:57:58,483
Hey, besides, it's only
treason if we're wrong.

1443
00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:00,208
Who's this mystery man?

1444
00:58:01,319 --> 00:58:03,030
It's Trevor.

1445
00:58:03,155 --> 00:58:05,023
(LAUGHING)

1446
00:58:07,092 --> 00:58:08,692
Trevor.

1447
00:58:10,829 --> 00:58:12,631
TREVOR: This week
just keeps getting better.

1448
00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:14,474
You know, I mean...

1449
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:17,670
Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin "The
Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.

1450
00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:19,772
Who would've thunk it?
Not me.

1451
00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,715
This is great, huh?

1452
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,909
Talk about caterpillar
to the butterfly...

1453
00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:25,978
What is this? P-90-X?

1454
00:58:26,103 --> 00:58:29,214
More like
"P-1,000,000-X," huh?

1455
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:30,958
Congratulations.

1456
00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,660
CALVIN: (STAMMERS)
Hey, I, um...

1457
00:58:32,785 --> 00:58:34,261
I really appreciate the help, Trevor.

1458
00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,722
My client's all on me to get
this stuff handled right away.

1459
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:38,231
So, you know, if we could...

1460
00:58:38,356 --> 00:58:40,033
Say no more. It's my pleasure.
I've been there.

1461
00:58:40,158 --> 00:58:41,794
These international accounts
can be very, very tricky

1462
00:58:41,919 --> 00:58:43,195
if you don't have the right clearances.

1463
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,297
You can get a bunch of
digital red tape.

1464
00:58:45,422 --> 00:58:47,399
I'm happy to help, you know?

1465
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,576
Robbie.

1466
00:58:48,701 --> 00:58:50,277
You're such a blast
from the past, buddy.

1467
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,770
How long has it been since I saw you?

1468
00:58:51,895 --> 00:58:53,947
Was it high school?

1469
00:58:54,072 --> 00:58:55,708
(WHIMPERING)

1470
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,484
What's that?

1471
00:58:57,609 --> 00:58:59,519
(STUTTERS) Um... How we doing
with those account access codes?

1472
00:58:59,644 --> 00:59:00,713
Are they coming?
TREVOR: It's coming.

1473
00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:02,823
Everything's good?
It's coming.

1474
00:59:02,948 --> 00:59:04,683
I'm going as fast as I can. I know you
guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.

1475
00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:06,760
Anything for a couple of
fellow Centaurs.

1476
00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaking of which, you guys are going

1477
00:59:08,245 --> 00:59:09,888
to the reunion tonight, right?

1478
00:59:11,556 --> 00:59:13,300
No, I don't think so.

1479
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:14,768
You're both going.
(COMPUTER CHIMES)

1480
00:59:14,893 --> 00:59:16,528
Here it is. Here's your
transaction number.

1481
00:59:16,653 --> 00:59:18,405
You're both going because
you want to know what?

1482
00:59:18,530 --> 00:59:20,465
They're going to vote on
homecoming king and queen again.

1483
00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:22,334
Maybe you and Maggie
can make it two for two.

1484
00:59:22,459 --> 00:59:24,837
Now, before you go,
stay seated one second.

1485
00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:27,280
Give me two minutes, sit down.

1486
00:59:27,405 --> 00:59:29,382
(SIGHS) Men,

1487
00:59:29,507 --> 00:59:30,976
a few years ago...

1488
00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:33,854
(SIGHS)
I found the Lord Almighty.

1489
00:59:33,979 --> 00:59:35,180
And, ever since then,

1490
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:38,025
my life has been
completely different. Okay?

1491
00:59:38,150 --> 00:59:40,652
He's got a plan for each
and every one of us

1492
00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:42,721
and, in his infinite wisdom,

1493
00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:45,498
he makes no mistakes. Hmm?

1494
00:59:45,623 --> 00:59:46,867
You're right about that.

1495
00:59:46,992 --> 00:59:48,293
I think the Lord put you here because

1496
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,862
he wants me to get
something off my chest.

1497
00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:51,229
He wants me to clear my conscience

1498
00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:53,198
and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.

1499
00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,507
Robert.

1500
00:59:54,632 --> 00:59:56,869
What I did to you at that
rally in senior year

1501
00:59:56,994 --> 00:59:58,311
was a cowardly act.

1502
00:59:58,436 --> 01:00:00,973
It's something that I've
regretted every single day.

1503
01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:04,109
Yeah. I mean, bullying
is a national crisis.

1504
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:09,156
It can leave people
with a lifetime of pain.

1505
01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:10,881
So...

1506
01:00:13,952 --> 01:00:18,131
I just want to say how truly sorry I am

1507
01:00:18,256 --> 01:00:20,868
for what happened, you know.

1508
01:00:20,993 --> 01:00:22,535
Or for what I did.

1509
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,129
It didn't just happen.
I did it.

1510
01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,199
I did it, and I wish to God
that I had not done it.

1511
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:30,502
So, I'm hoping that you
can find it in your heart

1512
01:00:31,703 --> 01:00:33,839
to forgive me.

1513
01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:37,517
I wasn't expecting this at all.

1514
01:00:37,642 --> 01:00:39,377
Don't I know it.
I know it.

1515
01:00:40,578 --> 01:00:42,923
I'm just so happy.

1516
01:00:43,048 --> 01:00:45,450
Uh, I don't know what to say.

1517
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,219
How about you say...

1518
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:52,757
"The Oscar goes
to Trevor Olson."

1519
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:58,030
What do you mean?
(LAUGHING)

1520
01:01:05,703 --> 01:01:07,147
Weird Dick!

1521
01:01:07,272 --> 01:01:08,782
You stupid ass!

1522
01:01:08,907 --> 01:01:10,617
Good God, you're dumb!

1523
01:01:10,742 --> 01:01:12,744
Dumber than ever, I guess!

1524
01:01:12,869 --> 01:01:14,454
And you, too, Calvin!

1525
01:01:14,579 --> 01:01:17,315
Look at that stupid look
on those two faces.

1526
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,318
"The Lord taught me to care."
Unbelievable.

1527
01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:28,799
I'm a Scientologist.
Okay, that's "A."

1528
01:01:28,925 --> 01:01:31,120
And thetan-free since 2003.

1529
01:01:31,493 --> 01:01:32,603
Clear as shit.

1530
01:01:32,728 --> 01:01:34,030
And I'm sorry for what I did?

1531
01:01:34,155 --> 01:01:35,940
Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.

1532
01:01:36,065 --> 01:01:37,800
I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked
ass out there three more times.

1533
01:01:37,925 --> 01:01:39,201
It was the best senior prank ever.

1534
01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:40,903
I still get emails about it.

1535
01:01:41,028 --> 01:01:42,814
Know what?

1536
01:01:42,939 --> 01:01:44,740
You're going to regret you ever opened
your mouth. You hear me, Trevor?

1537
01:01:44,865 --> 01:01:46,250
Oh, yeah?
How come, Calvin?

1538
01:01:46,375 --> 01:01:48,244
Oh, because he's about to
whoop your ass, that's why.

1539
01:01:48,369 --> 01:01:49,153
Who is?

1540
01:01:49,278 --> 01:01:50,888
Bob, get up and whoop his ass.

1541
01:01:51,013 --> 01:01:52,748
Oh, here she comes!
Let me tell you something...

1542
01:01:52,873 --> 01:01:55,551
Weird Dick can't chug a bunch
of steroids and elk urine

1543
01:01:55,676 --> 01:01:56,986
and miraculously be able

1544
01:01:57,111 --> 01:01:59,355
to kick my ass all of a sudden, okay?

1545
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,823
It ain't gonna happen.

1546
01:02:00,948 --> 01:02:02,191
'Cause here's why.

1547
01:02:02,316 --> 01:02:06,403
Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.

1548
01:02:06,528 --> 01:02:07,638
Huh? Prove me wrong.

1549
01:02:07,763 --> 01:02:09,763
Bob, come on.
Do what you did in the bar.

1550
01:02:20,109 --> 01:02:22,219
Come on, hit me!

1551
01:02:22,344 --> 01:02:25,114
And I'll sue your ass, and
take your fanny pack away.

1552
01:02:25,239 --> 01:02:26,290
(BLOWS)

1553
01:02:26,415 --> 01:02:28,350
What's the matter with you?
I just want to go.

1554
01:02:28,475 --> 01:02:30,086
She wants to go.

1555
01:02:30,211 --> 01:02:32,730
Go ahead. There you go.

1556
01:02:32,855 --> 01:02:33,965
No, it's a push.

1557
01:02:34,090 --> 01:02:36,233
Boy, 50-50 shot.
You missed that.

1558
01:02:36,358 --> 01:02:37,894
At least you found the handle.

1559
01:02:38,019 --> 01:02:40,304
Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.

1560
01:02:40,429 --> 01:02:41,964
You know, you're still an asshole.

1561
01:02:42,089 --> 01:02:44,776
Yeah, well, you're still
shorter than my cat.

1562
01:02:44,901 --> 01:02:46,502
Here's your transaction number.

1563
01:02:46,627 --> 01:02:48,227
Hit it, Ant-Man.

1564
01:02:49,471 --> 01:02:51,140
(CLEARS THROAT)
Thank you, Trevor.

1565
01:02:51,265 --> 01:02:52,249
Yup.

1566
01:02:52,374 --> 01:02:54,410
Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.

1567
01:02:54,535 --> 01:02:55,386
Bye-bye now.

1568
01:02:55,511 --> 01:02:57,254
Was it push or pull?
Clean push.

1569
01:02:57,379 --> 01:02:58,647
Which one is it? You want
me to do it for you?

1570
01:02:58,772 --> 01:03:00,792
Which one is it?

1571
01:03:00,917 --> 01:03:03,619
Hey, hey, hey!
Goddamn it, Joyner!

1572
01:03:03,744 --> 01:03:05,029
Jenny!

1573
01:03:05,154 --> 01:03:07,924
Jenny, get the Windex!
And security for this one.

1574
01:03:08,049 --> 01:03:10,392
Get your asshole
off my door! That's it!

1575
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:13,905
Bob! Bob!

1576
01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:16,098
Bob! Bob! Bob!

1577
01:03:17,199 --> 01:03:18,799
(SIGHS)

1578
01:03:20,802 --> 01:03:22,646
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

1579
01:03:22,771 --> 01:03:25,207
Mr. Joyner. Guess who
we're about to arrest

1580
01:03:25,332 --> 01:03:27,443
for conspiracy to commit treason.

1581
01:03:30,046 --> 01:03:32,456
That's right.
Your lovely wife.

1582
01:03:32,581 --> 01:03:34,458
So, here's what you're going to do.

1583
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:36,994
You're going to tell us exactly
where you and Bob are.

1584
01:03:37,119 --> 01:03:39,821
And then you're going to go outside
and you're going to keep Bob on-site

1585
01:03:39,946 --> 01:03:40,957
until we arrive.

1586
01:03:41,082 --> 01:03:44,026
And if he leaves, you lose.

1587
01:03:44,151 --> 01:03:45,928
Is that clear?

1588
01:03:50,933 --> 01:03:52,176
Oh, hey.

1589
01:03:52,301 --> 01:03:53,769
I don't know what happened in there,

1590
01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:55,037
and I just froze up.

1591
01:03:55,162 --> 01:03:57,348
I locked up. I'm sorry.

1592
01:03:57,473 --> 01:03:58,515
Look, Bob, I, uh...

1593
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,751
No, I gotta tell you
something, CJ, listen.

1594
01:04:00,876 --> 01:04:02,954
You're the only one
who's ever been nice to me,

1595
01:04:03,079 --> 01:04:04,846
the only one who's never laughed at me.

1596
01:04:04,971 --> 01:04:08,225
And you're the only one in
this whole world that I trust.

1597
01:04:08,350 --> 01:04:10,519
And I know you have a lot of friends...

1598
01:04:12,955 --> 01:04:14,555
but I don't.

1599
01:04:15,824 --> 01:04:17,593
You're my only friend, Calvin.

1600
01:04:17,718 --> 01:04:20,562
And I will never let you
down again, I promise.

1601
01:04:22,164 --> 01:04:24,000
I'm sorry, man.

1602
01:04:27,536 --> 01:04:28,504
Sorry for what?

1603
01:04:28,629 --> 01:04:31,215
I told Harris where we are.

1604
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:33,075
They were going to hurt Maggie.

1605
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,644
I had to.
I didn't have a choice.

1606
01:04:35,769 --> 01:04:37,321
I'm sorry.

1607
01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:39,515
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1608
01:04:41,883 --> 01:04:43,885
Freeze, Bob!
Hands on your head!

1609
01:04:44,010 --> 01:04:45,610
Do it now!

1610
01:04:54,963 --> 01:04:57,099
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

1611
01:05:15,384 --> 01:05:17,028
I know you know how this goes,

1612
01:05:17,153 --> 01:05:18,820
so I'll spare you the dramatics.

1613
01:05:18,945 --> 01:05:20,965
I'll ask you just once.

1614
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:23,459
Where are the satellite
encryption codes?

1615
01:05:25,994 --> 01:05:28,097
Aw. What's the matter, Bob?

1616
01:05:28,222 --> 01:05:31,808
Are you upset that
your friend turned you in?

1617
01:05:31,933 --> 01:05:33,477
I don't have any friends.

1618
01:05:33,602 --> 01:05:35,404
Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.

1619
01:05:35,529 --> 01:05:37,039
Don't worry, it'll be over quick.

1620
01:05:37,164 --> 01:05:38,582
She always gets them to break.

1621
01:05:38,707 --> 01:05:39,975
AGENT HARRIS: (ON SPEAKER)
Okay.

1622
01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:41,277
You have it your way.

1623
01:05:41,402 --> 01:05:43,212
We're going to
do this old-school.

1624
01:05:51,053 --> 01:05:53,189
Get the extraction tools.

1625
01:05:54,790 --> 01:05:56,733
The extraction tools?

1626
01:05:56,858 --> 01:05:59,736
If you don't have the
stomach for it, you can go.

1627
01:05:59,861 --> 01:06:01,461
Come on.

1628
01:06:03,965 --> 01:06:05,565
Stop recording.

1629
01:06:10,072 --> 01:06:12,708
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1630
01:06:15,144 --> 01:06:16,220
Why am I coming here?

1631
01:06:16,345 --> 01:06:17,413
I was told I'd be able to leave.

1632
01:06:17,538 --> 01:06:18,355
You can leave,

1633
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,082
when Agent Harris says you can leave,

1634
01:06:20,207 --> 01:06:21,517
which might be never.

1635
01:06:21,642 --> 01:06:23,242
I gotta watch this.

1636
01:06:24,353 --> 01:06:26,788
(GROANING)
(BONE SNAPS)

1637
01:06:29,391 --> 01:06:31,093
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)

1638
01:06:31,218 --> 01:06:33,095
(WHISPERS) I'm sorry, Bob.

1639
01:06:33,220 --> 01:06:34,820
I'm sorry, man.

1640
01:06:43,905 --> 01:06:46,117
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1641
01:06:46,242 --> 01:06:47,676
(BOB CONTINUES GROANING)

1642
01:06:47,801 --> 01:06:49,401
Oh, Jesus!

1643
01:06:56,718 --> 01:06:57,919
What the hell?

1644
01:06:58,044 --> 01:06:59,030
(GROANS)

1645
01:06:59,155 --> 01:07:01,089
(EXCLAIMS) Hey! Hey!

1646
01:07:02,558 --> 01:07:03,734
Don't move!

1647
01:07:03,859 --> 01:07:05,894
You get your hands off!
Get them off the keyboard!

1648
01:07:06,019 --> 01:07:08,330
What are you doing, Calvin?
Give me your keycard!

1649
01:07:08,455 --> 01:07:10,541
Give me your keycard!

1650
01:07:10,666 --> 01:07:11,908
Give it to me.

1651
01:07:12,033 --> 01:07:13,135
Okay...
Go sit down.

1652
01:07:13,260 --> 01:07:14,878
(SLOWLY) Okay. Yeah.

1653
01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:16,280
Sorry. I'm sorry.

1654
01:07:16,405 --> 01:07:18,407
Sit down! Sit down!
Okay, okay, okay.

1655
01:07:18,532 --> 01:07:20,717
(BOB BREATHING HEAVILY)

1656
01:07:20,842 --> 01:07:22,353
You know, Bob?

1657
01:07:22,478 --> 01:07:24,513
This is actually my
favorite part of the job.

1658
01:07:24,638 --> 01:07:26,790
Thank you for being so uncooperative.

1659
01:07:26,915 --> 01:07:28,550
What do you think
your little buddy, Joyner,

1660
01:07:28,675 --> 01:07:30,486
would say if he could
see you like this?

1661
01:07:30,611 --> 01:07:31,687
Two words.

1662
01:07:31,812 --> 01:07:33,697
I'm in.

1663
01:07:33,822 --> 01:07:35,632
What-what?

1664
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:38,294
You're making
a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.

1665
01:07:38,419 --> 01:07:40,496
That's only if I'm wrong.

1666
01:07:42,164 --> 01:07:43,699
Come on, Bob. Let's go!

1667
01:07:43,824 --> 01:07:45,901
What're you doing?
Come on, man!

1668
01:07:46,026 --> 01:07:47,044
(PANTING)

1669
01:07:47,169 --> 01:07:49,346
Okay, listen to me.
Bob, I'm sorry.

1670
01:07:49,471 --> 01:07:51,507
I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
You hear me?

1671
01:07:51,632 --> 01:07:52,749
I should've believed you,

1672
01:07:52,874 --> 01:07:53,909
I should've trusted you, and I didn't.

1673
01:07:54,034 --> 01:07:55,519
I'm sorry for that.

1674
01:07:55,644 --> 01:07:57,613
Listen to me. Bob, we don't
have time for this, man!

1675
01:07:57,738 --> 01:07:59,790
I need you to tap into
that super-spy stuff

1676
01:07:59,915 --> 01:08:01,717
and I need you to get us the
hell out of here right now.

1677
01:08:01,842 --> 01:08:02,726
Do you hear me?

1678
01:08:02,851 --> 01:08:04,453
Now, come on, man.
We boys?

1679
01:08:06,222 --> 01:08:08,299
We're boys.
Oh!

1680
01:08:08,424 --> 01:08:10,459
Sorry, Jet.
(BONES CRACKING)

1681
01:08:10,584 --> 01:08:12,103
Oh, God!

1682
01:08:12,228 --> 01:08:13,904
(GROANS)
Oh, God!

1683
01:08:14,029 --> 01:08:15,697
See? Good as new.

1684
01:08:16,898 --> 01:08:18,775
Wow. Sorry, man.

1685
01:08:18,900 --> 01:08:20,500
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

1686
01:08:22,738 --> 01:08:23,580
AGENT: Go, go!

1687
01:08:23,705 --> 01:08:25,173
(ALARM BLARING)
Get me out!

1688
01:08:25,298 --> 01:08:27,543
He got the jump on us.
Give me the key.

1689
01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:32,856
(GRUNTING)
CALVIN: Look out, Bob!

1690
01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:35,150
Here, Jet! Get him!

1691
01:08:35,275 --> 01:08:36,875
Watch out!

1692
01:08:42,157 --> 01:08:43,757
(CHOKING)

1693
01:08:45,327 --> 01:08:46,662
Did you see that, Bob?

1694
01:08:46,787 --> 01:08:49,064
I did the thing!
I did the thing, Bob!

1695
01:08:49,189 --> 01:08:50,165
Yeah! (LAUGHS)

1696
01:08:50,290 --> 01:08:52,243
Yeah! Yeah!

1697
01:08:52,368 --> 01:08:53,735
Come on! Follow me!
Let's do it!

1698
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:56,538
No! What am I doing?
Here! You go! You bigger.

1699
01:08:56,663 --> 01:08:58,474
Okay, okay.
I'm behind you.

1700
01:09:00,108 --> 01:09:01,418
AGENT: Roger that, base.

1701
01:09:01,543 --> 01:09:02,844
Confirming there's been
a security breach.

1702
01:09:02,969 --> 01:09:04,788
Oh, my God.
There's two of them.

1703
01:09:04,913 --> 01:09:07,516
Yeah, I'll distract them
and you open the door, okay?

1704
01:09:07,641 --> 01:09:09,184
What? No!
Let's roll.

1705
01:09:09,309 --> 01:09:10,909
No, no.

1706
01:09:12,254 --> 01:09:14,131
Go, go!

1707
01:09:14,256 --> 01:09:15,324
Close in!

1708
01:09:15,449 --> 01:09:16,800
Moving out!

1709
01:09:16,925 --> 01:09:18,660
Freeze, Bob! BOB: Sorry
about this, guys.

1710
01:09:18,785 --> 01:09:20,385
(MEN SCREAMING)

1711
01:09:21,597 --> 01:09:23,499
BOB: Nope, come here.
(MAN SCREAMS)

1712
01:09:28,437 --> 01:09:30,037
(DOOR BEEPS)

1713
01:09:33,309 --> 01:09:34,518
Come on.

1714
01:09:34,643 --> 01:09:37,245
Wrong keycard, pal.
Turn around.

1715
01:09:39,114 --> 01:09:40,316
You needed this one.

1716
01:09:40,441 --> 01:09:41,558
On the ground, now.

1717
01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:43,184
Can I say something first?

1718
01:09:43,309 --> 01:09:45,028
What?
This is going to hurt.

1719
01:09:45,153 --> 01:09:46,355
(BOB GRUNTS)
(CALVIN EXCLAIMS)

1720
01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,531
(GROANS LOUDLY)

1721
01:09:47,656 --> 01:09:48,857
Hey, get the keycard!
Let's roll.

1722
01:09:48,982 --> 01:09:50,582
All right, all right.

1723
01:09:52,561 --> 01:09:54,161
Which car are we taking?

1724
01:09:56,031 --> 01:09:57,098
Not that one.

1725
01:09:57,223 --> 01:09:59,176
Oh. Oh, my God.

1726
01:09:59,301 --> 01:10:02,112
Oh, God. Oh, sh...

1727
01:10:02,237 --> 01:10:03,214
Oh.

1728
01:10:03,339 --> 01:10:04,939
Here we go, Jet.

1729
01:10:06,608 --> 01:10:07,843
Bob, they are shooting at us!

1730
01:10:07,968 --> 01:10:09,244
It's okay, it's bulletproof.

1731
01:10:09,369 --> 01:10:10,969
Drive, drive!

1732
01:10:13,382 --> 01:10:14,982
(WHISTLING)

1733
01:10:21,189 --> 01:10:24,000
(GRUNTS) Here you go, Jet.

1734
01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:25,202
What's this?

1735
01:10:25,327 --> 01:10:27,137
Bug-out bag,
courtesy of the CIA.

1736
01:10:27,262 --> 01:10:28,997
Go ahead and grab that
encrypted phone in there.

1737
01:10:29,122 --> 01:10:30,274
For what?

1738
01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:32,376
You still have
the bank transaction code?

1739
01:10:32,501 --> 01:10:34,603
How are transaction numbers gonna help
us find out where the bad guys are?

1740
01:10:34,728 --> 01:10:37,539
Well, it's not bank transaction
numbers or codes, it's actually...

1741
01:10:37,664 --> 01:10:39,883
Longitude and latitude.

1742
01:10:40,008 --> 01:10:42,911
(LAUGHS) Look at
the spy brain on the Jet!

1743
01:10:43,036 --> 01:10:44,488
What-what!

1744
01:10:44,613 --> 01:10:46,815
You're like a chocolate
Google. (MIMICS BEEPING)

1745
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:48,149
Bob, don't do that.
Stop it.

1746
01:10:48,274 --> 01:10:49,159
(SIGHS)
Stop it.

1747
01:10:49,284 --> 01:10:50,994
You're getting good at this, man.

1748
01:10:51,119 --> 01:10:53,121
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
It's longitude and latitude.

1749
01:10:53,246 --> 01:10:55,891
All you gotta do is plug those
digits into the GPS, and boom!

1750
01:10:56,016 --> 01:10:58,907
We're gonna catch the buyer and
The Badger, just like that.

1751
01:11:00,396 --> 01:11:01,663
(PHONE CHIMES)

1752
01:11:01,788 --> 01:11:03,388
Boston.

1753
01:11:05,901 --> 01:11:07,836
(SIGHS)
We're gonna need a plane.

1754
01:11:20,949 --> 01:11:22,393
You ever steal a plane before?

1755
01:11:22,518 --> 01:11:24,119
I stole some Starbursts one time.

1756
01:11:24,244 --> 01:11:25,596
Mmm-hmm.

1757
01:11:25,721 --> 01:11:27,456
So I don't know if that
compares or anything,

1758
01:11:27,581 --> 01:11:28,890
but I wasn't successful with that.

1759
01:11:29,015 --> 01:11:30,367
On the way out, I dropped 'em.

1760
01:11:30,492 --> 01:11:31,868
Dropped the whole bag.
The guy caught me.

1761
01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:33,462
"What's that?"
I just said, "A Starburst."

1762
01:11:33,587 --> 01:11:35,731
Told him myself.
It was a mess.

1763
01:11:36,998 --> 01:11:38,275
(SNAPS FINGERS)

1764
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,902
Check it out.
The universe provides.

1765
01:11:43,138 --> 01:11:44,738
CALVIN: Oh.

1766
01:11:46,408 --> 01:11:47,351
Golden Jet.

1767
01:11:47,476 --> 01:11:49,076
Golden Jet.
Golden Jet.

1768
01:11:52,681 --> 01:11:54,650
It's just one guard in there.
All right.

1769
01:11:54,775 --> 01:11:56,427
90% of spy work is distraction.

1770
01:11:56,552 --> 01:11:57,653
You get in there
and distract that guard,

1771
01:11:57,778 --> 01:11:59,630
I'm gonna get us a plane.

1772
01:11:59,755 --> 01:12:02,165
What?

1773
01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:04,290
I don't know what the hell you expect...

1774
01:12:06,428 --> 01:12:08,639
(WHISPERS) Bob!

1775
01:12:08,764 --> 01:12:10,173
Bob!

1776
01:12:10,298 --> 01:12:11,898
Bob!

1777
01:12:12,901 --> 01:12:14,501
Damn it!

1778
01:12:17,038 --> 01:12:18,638
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1779
01:12:20,308 --> 01:12:21,952
(DOOR OPENS)

1780
01:12:22,077 --> 01:12:24,154
Hey, uh, I need a plane.

1781
01:12:24,279 --> 01:12:27,257
Sir, you cannot be in here.
This is a private airfield.

1782
01:12:27,382 --> 01:12:30,051
I understand that but I have an
organ in this cooler right now

1783
01:12:30,176 --> 01:12:32,996
that needs to get transported ASAP.

1784
01:12:33,121 --> 01:12:34,531
Really?

1785
01:12:34,656 --> 01:12:37,092
Because my sister-in-law had
a heart transplant last year

1786
01:12:37,217 --> 01:12:40,295
and they did not bring it
in a Playmate lunch cooler.

1787
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:42,263
Well, I hate to break it to you,

1788
01:12:42,388 --> 01:12:44,099
but this is not a, uh...

1789
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,343
This is not a heart.

1790
01:12:46,468 --> 01:12:47,536
Oh, it's not a heart?

1791
01:12:47,661 --> 01:12:48,645
No, it's not.

1792
01:12:48,770 --> 01:12:51,081
Hmm. What is it then?

1793
01:12:51,206 --> 01:12:52,273
It's a dick.

1794
01:12:52,398 --> 01:12:54,651
Okay.

1795
01:12:54,776 --> 01:12:56,687
I am made of questions right now.

1796
01:12:56,812 --> 01:12:58,113
Well, you don't have to ask.

1797
01:12:58,238 --> 01:13:00,223
Last night, lady got
into it with a man.

1798
01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:01,950
She ended up cutting his pecker off.

1799
01:13:02,075 --> 01:13:03,985
She left with it, got in a car, drove,

1800
01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,162
got on 95, threw it out the window.

1801
01:13:06,287 --> 01:13:09,165
The second largest penis
hunt in the state history.

1802
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:10,826
The man was Korean,
so you better believe

1803
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:12,669
it took a long time to find.

1804
01:13:12,794 --> 01:13:14,963
JARED: You're stereotyping
Korean dicks.

1805
01:13:15,088 --> 01:13:16,006
That's racist.

1806
01:13:16,131 --> 01:13:17,774
I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.

1807
01:13:17,899 --> 01:13:20,035
Okay, sir, we don't need
to demean each other here.

1808
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,237
I don't believe a word you're saying.

1809
01:13:22,362 --> 01:13:23,914
Let me see it.

1810
01:13:24,039 --> 01:13:25,907
I have no problem showing you this.

1811
01:13:26,032 --> 01:13:28,944
So if you wanna see it
then get ready to see.

1812
01:13:29,069 --> 01:13:30,078
Here I go.

1813
01:13:30,203 --> 01:13:31,888
Go for it.

1814
01:13:32,013 --> 01:13:32,989
(HISSING)

1815
01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:34,616
Oh, shit! Oh, shit.

1816
01:13:34,741 --> 01:13:35,826
(SCREAMS)

1817
01:13:35,951 --> 01:13:37,786
I'm just kidding.
This is my friend.

1818
01:13:37,911 --> 01:13:38,895
Oh!

1819
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:41,665
It's my buddy.
His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.

1820
01:13:41,790 --> 01:13:43,992
He guards my lunch.
Okay, that's enough.

1821
01:14:07,549 --> 01:14:09,149
It's gotta be Harris, right?

1822
01:14:10,318 --> 01:14:11,528
What do you mean?

1823
01:14:11,653 --> 01:14:13,021
I mean, she's gotta be
The Black Badger.

1824
01:14:13,146 --> 01:14:14,631
It's the only thing that makes sense.

1825
01:14:14,756 --> 01:14:16,600
I mean, she's had access
to the encryption codes

1826
01:14:16,725 --> 01:14:19,227
and she's so hot and bothered about
pinning this whole thing on you.

1827
01:14:19,352 --> 01:14:20,370
It's gotta be her!

1828
01:14:20,495 --> 01:14:21,972
(SIGHS) I don't know, Jet.

1829
01:14:22,097 --> 01:14:23,974
I'm pretty sure she thinks
I'm The Black Badger.

1830
01:14:24,099 --> 01:14:26,109
She worked me over pretty good
in that interrogation room.

1831
01:14:26,234 --> 01:14:27,435
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
Hold on, wait, wait...

1832
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:28,845
What's going on?

1833
01:14:28,970 --> 01:14:30,238
What's that? Whoa. Whoa.
(ALARM BLARING)

1834
01:14:30,363 --> 01:14:31,807
What's going on right now, Bob?

1835
01:14:31,932 --> 01:14:33,909
No biggie.
We're completely outta gas.

1836
01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:36,119
Oh, my... Oh!

1837
01:14:36,244 --> 01:14:37,387
(SCREAMING)

1838
01:14:37,512 --> 01:14:39,648
We're going down, Jet!
There's nothing I can do!

1839
01:14:39,773 --> 01:14:41,324
Oh, shit!

1840
01:14:41,449 --> 01:14:42,826
Really quickly...

1841
01:14:42,951 --> 01:14:46,029
What's the one thing you wish
you'd done in your life?

1842
01:14:46,154 --> 01:14:47,464
The one thing I wish I hadn't done

1843
01:14:47,589 --> 01:14:48,790
is not get in a plane with a guy

1844
01:14:48,915 --> 01:14:50,734
who didn't check the goddamned fuel!

1845
01:14:50,859 --> 01:14:52,527
Why wouldn't you check the fuel?

1846
01:14:52,652 --> 01:14:54,070
No, something that's real.

1847
01:14:54,195 --> 01:14:56,531
What's the one thing you
regret not doing for you?

1848
01:14:56,656 --> 01:14:58,934
Oh, my God!
I think we're gonna die!

1849
01:14:59,059 --> 01:15:00,669
(WAILING)

1850
01:15:03,504 --> 01:15:05,782
Not having a kid, man!

1851
01:15:05,907 --> 01:15:07,308
Not being a father!

1852
01:15:07,433 --> 01:15:09,686
I regret not being a father!

1853
01:15:09,811 --> 01:15:11,813
Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!

1854
01:15:11,938 --> 01:15:14,482
I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!

1855
01:15:14,607 --> 01:15:16,092
I should've!

1856
01:15:16,217 --> 01:15:17,427
I'm so selfish!

1857
01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:18,762
(ENGINE TURNS ON)

1858
01:15:18,887 --> 01:15:20,989
I'm sorry, Maggie!
(CONTINUES CRYING)

1859
01:15:22,490 --> 01:15:24,801
(SIGHS)

1860
01:15:24,926 --> 01:15:27,370
That wasn't so hard, right? What?

1861
01:15:27,495 --> 01:15:29,130
Hey, just for the record,

1862
01:15:29,255 --> 01:15:31,508
I think you'd make a great dad.

1863
01:15:31,633 --> 01:15:34,110
Did you just fake this whole thing?

1864
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:35,145
Yeah, kinda.

1865
01:15:35,270 --> 01:15:37,172
Oh, you gotta be shitting me glory!

1866
01:15:37,297 --> 01:15:38,649
No, not at all.

1867
01:15:38,774 --> 01:15:40,842
I just thought that maybe
facing your own death situation

1868
01:15:40,967 --> 01:15:42,385
might help motivate you

1869
01:15:42,510 --> 01:15:44,045
to clarify some of your goals in life.

1870
01:15:44,170 --> 01:15:45,989
And, hey, between me and you,

1871
01:15:46,114 --> 01:15:48,149
I know you've been
struggling a little bit.

1872
01:15:48,274 --> 01:15:50,652
You know what I'm struggling
with right now, Bob?

1873
01:15:50,777 --> 01:15:52,295
Not whooping your ass.

1874
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,597
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Jet.

1875
01:15:53,722 --> 01:15:54,589
Hey, you're really cute when you cry.

1876
01:15:54,714 --> 01:15:56,758
Stop it! Enough!

1877
01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:11,281
I don't get it.

1878
01:16:11,406 --> 01:16:12,974
I mean, if these
coordinates are correct,

1879
01:16:13,099 --> 01:16:14,810
we should be standing
right on top of it.

1880
01:16:14,935 --> 01:16:17,913
Well, the deal doesn't go down
for another 30 minutes, Jet,

1881
01:16:18,038 --> 01:16:19,347
so we're kinda early.

1882
01:16:19,472 --> 01:16:20,724
No!

1883
01:16:20,849 --> 01:16:22,083
Why would you do it
out in the open like this?

1884
01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,885
Why would you take that risk?

1885
01:16:24,010 --> 01:16:25,887
Just doesn't make any sense, man.

1886
01:16:27,288 --> 01:16:29,024
Shit! Come on.

1887
01:16:30,692 --> 01:16:33,136
Wait.

1888
01:16:33,261 --> 01:16:35,363
Oh, wait. It's not happening up here.

1889
01:16:36,998 --> 01:16:38,767
No, it's not. It's...

1890
01:16:41,236 --> 01:16:43,939
Oh, it's happening
beneath us. Look.

1891
01:16:44,064 --> 01:16:46,717
It's an underground parking garage.

1892
01:16:46,842 --> 01:16:48,518
Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.

1893
01:16:48,643 --> 01:16:51,021
Why don't you stay up here?
Keep overwatch.

1894
01:16:51,146 --> 01:16:52,781
I'll go down there
and check things out.

1895
01:16:52,906 --> 01:16:54,725
Wait, what?
No, I'm going with you.

1896
01:16:54,850 --> 01:16:56,017
Well, you can't go with me.

1897
01:16:56,142 --> 01:16:57,719
The smarter play is if we split up.

1898
01:16:57,844 --> 01:16:59,162
Smarter play for who?

1899
01:16:59,287 --> 01:17:01,289
Do you know what happens
when people split up, Bob?

1900
01:17:01,414 --> 01:17:02,298
Somebody dies!

1901
01:17:02,423 --> 01:17:03,867
I'd be the one to die.
You know why?

1902
01:17:03,992 --> 01:17:05,426
Because I don't have a bulletproof vest

1903
01:17:05,551 --> 01:17:06,770
and I don't have a gun!

1904
01:17:06,895 --> 01:17:08,772
Which means that you
are my bulletproof vest!

1905
01:17:08,897 --> 01:17:10,866
My little black ass is gonna stay
behind you, you're not leaving me!

1906
01:17:10,991 --> 01:17:12,734
That's exactly why
you should stay up here.

1907
01:17:12,859 --> 01:17:15,536
Look, if you went down in that
garage and you got shot to death

1908
01:17:15,661 --> 01:17:16,847
you know how hurt I would be?

1909
01:17:16,972 --> 01:17:18,606
I'd be super bummed out!
I don't want that.

1910
01:17:18,731 --> 01:17:20,350
It's safer for you up here.

1911
01:17:20,475 --> 01:17:22,210
If something happened up here,
what am I supposed to do, Bob?

1912
01:17:22,335 --> 01:17:24,612
How do I get your attention?
Make a bird call?

1913
01:17:24,737 --> 01:17:26,757
(SQUAWKING)

1914
01:17:26,882 --> 01:17:28,925
Does that sound like
a bird to you? Huh?

1915
01:17:29,050 --> 01:17:31,219
That's my biggest weakness!
I can't make bird noises.

1916
01:17:31,344 --> 01:17:32,495
I never could.

1917
01:17:32,620 --> 01:17:34,322
So if that's what I gotta
depend on to live,

1918
01:17:34,447 --> 01:17:35,423
it means I'm gonna die!

1919
01:17:35,548 --> 01:17:37,125
I'mma die up here, by myself

1920
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,161
sounding like
a dead-ass pigeon.

1921
01:17:40,286 --> 01:17:41,104
(CAWS)

1922
01:17:41,229 --> 01:17:42,630
I have no idea what a pigeon...

1923
01:17:42,755 --> 01:17:43,940
Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!

1924
01:17:44,065 --> 01:17:45,809
You don't have to make bird noises.

1925
01:17:45,934 --> 01:17:47,302
You don't have to sound like a pigeon.

1926
01:17:47,427 --> 01:17:50,005
All you gotta do is call
me on the encrypted phone

1927
01:17:50,130 --> 01:17:52,140
that's in your hand.

1928
01:17:56,644 --> 01:17:58,188
Okay?
Okay, yeah.

1929
01:17:58,313 --> 01:17:59,848
I'll be right back Okay.

1930
01:17:59,973 --> 01:18:01,382
All right?

1931
01:18:01,507 --> 01:18:03,927
Oh, Jet.

1932
01:18:04,052 --> 01:18:06,529
I'll see you on the other side.

1933
01:18:06,654 --> 01:18:07,998
Yeah.

1934
01:18:08,123 --> 01:18:09,723
Yeah.

1935
01:18:14,062 --> 01:18:15,662
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

1936
01:18:16,731 --> 01:18:18,331
(GUN COCKS)

1937
01:18:35,016 --> 01:18:36,727
You're early.

1938
01:18:36,852 --> 01:18:38,553
So are you.

1939
01:18:41,022 --> 01:18:42,622
(EXHALES) Come on.

1940
01:18:53,101 --> 01:18:54,701
(WHISPERS)
Oh, my God!

1941
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:00,851
Oh, my God.

1942
01:19:00,976 --> 01:19:02,352
I knew it.

1943
01:19:02,477 --> 01:19:04,645
I knew it. I knew she
was The Black Badger!

1944
01:19:04,770 --> 01:19:06,723
Oh, my God!

1945
01:19:06,848 --> 01:19:09,250
Pick up the phone.
Pick up the phone.

1946
01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:10,251
BOB: Yello?

1947
01:19:10,376 --> 01:19:13,188
Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!

1948
01:19:13,313 --> 01:19:14,464
Hello?

1949
01:19:14,589 --> 01:19:15,957
Harris is The Black Badger!

1950
01:19:16,082 --> 01:19:17,125
I can't hear you.

1951
01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:19,260
Harris is The Black Badger!

1952
01:19:19,385 --> 01:19:20,670
(BOB LAUGHS)

1953
01:19:20,795 --> 01:19:22,806
Just kidding! I'm not here.
Leave a message at the beep.

1954
01:19:22,931 --> 01:19:24,665
What? ("WANNABE" BY SPICE
GIRLS PLAYING ON THE PHONE)

1955
01:19:24,790 --> 01:19:26,390
(BEEPING)

1956
01:19:27,735 --> 01:19:29,335
(GRUNTING)

1957
01:19:34,409 --> 01:19:36,077
Oh. Harris is
The Black Badger!

1958
01:19:36,202 --> 01:19:37,678
Harris is The Black Badger!

1959
01:19:37,803 --> 01:19:40,415
I knew it. I knew it.
Harris is The Black Badger!

1960
01:19:41,549 --> 01:19:43,794
Bob! Harris is The...

1961
01:19:43,919 --> 01:19:45,186
(GUNS COCKING)

1962
01:19:45,311 --> 01:19:46,496
Who is he?

1963
01:19:46,621 --> 01:19:48,221
That's my partner.

1964
01:20:01,302 --> 01:20:03,138
I don't like splitting my fees.

1965
01:20:04,705 --> 01:20:08,819
The package. Please.

1966
01:20:08,944 --> 01:20:10,778
Thought you'd never ask.

1967
01:20:10,903 --> 01:20:14,382
Wait! You're making a mistake.

1968
01:20:15,816 --> 01:20:17,585
Hello, Bob.

1969
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,797
But you're dead.

1970
01:20:20,922 --> 01:20:23,633
Not as much as people think.

1971
01:20:23,758 --> 01:20:27,203
Look, he's not The Black Badger...

1972
01:20:27,328 --> 01:20:28,304
I am.

1973
01:20:28,429 --> 01:20:30,631
And those aren't the encryption codes,

1974
01:20:30,756 --> 01:20:31,975
these are.

1975
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,234
He's lying to you.

1976
01:20:33,359 --> 01:20:35,078
This man is a CIA agent,

1977
01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:37,153
and he's trying
to sell you bogus plans.

1978
01:20:41,876 --> 01:20:44,212
(GROANING SOFTLY)

1979
01:20:44,337 --> 01:20:45,937
Damn.

1980
01:20:47,448 --> 01:20:49,048
Ow, ow.

1981
01:20:52,020 --> 01:20:53,620
He shot me.

1982
01:20:56,958 --> 01:20:59,903
These are the real codes

1983
01:21:00,028 --> 01:21:01,696
and I am the real Black Badger.

1984
01:21:05,466 --> 01:21:07,268
(QUIETLY)
Bob is The Black Badger.

1985
01:21:08,636 --> 01:21:10,038
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
Bob is The Black Badger.

1986
01:21:10,163 --> 01:21:12,540
I am The Black Badger.

1987
01:21:12,665 --> 01:21:14,951
Phil?

1988
01:21:15,076 --> 01:21:17,620
No, I'm The Black Badger.

1989
01:21:17,745 --> 01:21:20,715
I'm starting to think
I might be The Black Badger.

1990
01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:22,926
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1991
01:21:23,051 --> 01:21:24,660
Here's the thing.

1992
01:21:24,785 --> 01:21:28,865
I have no idea who is
the real Black Badger.

1993
01:21:28,990 --> 01:21:30,733
And I don't care.

1994
01:21:30,858 --> 01:21:32,160
'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.

1995
01:21:32,285 --> 01:21:34,629
And The Honey Badger
doesn't give a shit.

1996
01:21:34,754 --> 01:21:36,164
The Honey Badger's nasty.

1997
01:21:36,289 --> 01:21:38,909
He's so nasty, he'll take them both.

1998
01:21:39,034 --> 01:21:40,935
(GUNS COCKING)
Hand them over.

1999
01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:43,179
Phil, when this thing is over,

2000
01:21:43,304 --> 01:21:44,605
I'm going to rip your throat out

2001
01:21:44,730 --> 01:21:47,317
like Patrick Swayze in Road House.

2002
01:21:47,442 --> 01:21:49,044
PHIL: Oh, my God.
You and Road House.

2003
01:21:49,169 --> 01:21:50,245
Get over that movie.

2004
01:21:50,370 --> 01:21:52,013
It sucked then, it sucks now.

2005
01:21:52,138 --> 01:21:55,959
The only movie that sucks
more is Sixteen Candles.

2006
01:21:56,084 --> 01:21:57,684
How dare you!

2007
01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:04,192
Drop your weapons!

2008
01:22:06,794 --> 01:22:08,463
(MEN GROANING)

2009
01:22:09,730 --> 01:22:11,774
Oh! Oh, shit!

2010
01:22:11,899 --> 01:22:13,499
(GRUNTING)

2011
01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:24,520
The codes.

2012
01:22:24,645 --> 01:22:26,389
Don't do it.

2013
01:22:26,514 --> 01:22:27,790
Stupid.

2014
01:22:27,915 --> 01:22:29,792
(EXHALES)

2015
01:22:29,917 --> 01:22:31,394
Okay.

2016
01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:33,429
One,

2017
01:22:33,554 --> 01:22:35,731
two,

2018
01:22:35,856 --> 01:22:37,456
three! Shit!

2019
01:22:38,993 --> 01:22:40,593
(CALVIN YELLS)

2020
01:22:42,097 --> 01:22:44,565
Uh-oh! Oh!

2021
01:22:44,690 --> 01:22:45,741
No!

2022
01:22:45,866 --> 01:22:47,535
He's got the codes!

2023
01:22:49,837 --> 01:22:51,437
(GRUNTING)

2024
01:22:56,677 --> 01:22:58,313
(PANTING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2025
01:23:00,148 --> 01:23:02,092
(GRUNTING)

2026
01:23:02,217 --> 01:23:03,817
(CALVIN YELLS)

2027
01:23:06,254 --> 01:23:07,964
(PANTING)

2028
01:23:08,089 --> 01:23:09,689
(TIRES SCREECHING)

2029
01:23:14,095 --> 01:23:15,695
(CONTINUES PANTING)

2030
01:23:18,032 --> 01:23:19,632
(YELLS)

2031
01:23:21,936 --> 01:23:23,179
Whoo!

2032
01:23:23,304 --> 01:23:25,048
I mean, this is crazy, right?

2033
01:23:25,173 --> 01:23:26,741
You stay the hell away from me, Bob!

2034
01:23:26,866 --> 01:23:28,609
You shot me in the neck!

2035
01:23:31,045 --> 01:23:32,622
Jet!

2036
01:23:32,747 --> 01:23:34,347
(GROANS)

2037
01:23:38,919 --> 01:23:40,519
(PANTING)

2038
01:23:53,501 --> 01:23:55,101
Okay.

2039
01:23:58,639 --> 01:24:01,176
Golden Jet for the win! (LAUGHS)

2040
01:24:02,677 --> 01:24:04,120
No. Shit!

2041
01:24:04,245 --> 01:24:05,845
Drop your weapon, Bob.

2042
01:24:06,914 --> 01:24:07,923
Oh, shit!

2043
01:24:08,048 --> 01:24:10,026
Get behind me,
Mr. Joyner.

2044
01:24:10,151 --> 01:24:11,452
Oh, you don't wanna do that, Jet.

2045
01:24:11,577 --> 01:24:12,762
It's obvious he's the bad guy.

2046
01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:14,489
I'm the good guy.
You wanna get behind me.

2047
01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:16,432
Agent Harris had me go dark

2048
01:24:16,557 --> 01:24:19,669
to get Bob to reveal himself
as The Black Badger.

2049
01:24:19,794 --> 01:24:21,562
You don't seriously
believe this guy, do you?

2050
01:24:21,687 --> 01:24:22,997
You wanna get behind me, Jet.

2051
01:24:23,122 --> 01:24:25,065
You betrayed your nation, Bob.

2052
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:27,502
You betrayed your partner, Phil.

2053
01:24:27,627 --> 01:24:31,105
Okay, no, wait!
Everybody just stop!

2054
01:24:31,230 --> 01:24:32,482
Cut the shit!

2055
01:24:32,607 --> 01:24:34,609
I'mma cut the line right now!

2056
01:24:34,734 --> 01:24:35,851
I cut the shit!

2057
01:24:35,976 --> 01:24:38,020
Hear me? Now I don't
care who betrayed who.

2058
01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:39,722
Okay? I just don't
wanna get hurt!

2059
01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:41,148
So there ain't
gonna be no... Shit!

2060
01:24:41,273 --> 01:24:42,873
(GUNS FIRING)

2061
01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:52,968
(SOFTLY) Come on.

2062
01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,693
(GRUNTING)

2063
01:25:08,643 --> 01:25:10,243
Shi...

2064
01:25:14,014 --> 01:25:15,614
(SLOWLY) Shit.

2065
01:25:24,792 --> 01:25:26,392
(GROANS)

2066
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:33,476
(PANTING)

2067
01:25:33,601 --> 01:25:35,678
Smart move,
Mr. Joyner.

2068
01:25:35,803 --> 01:25:38,273
You've done your country
a great service.

2069
01:25:38,398 --> 01:25:40,450
Now, hand me the firearm

2070
01:25:40,575 --> 01:25:44,354
and we'll turn over the
satellite codes together.

2071
01:25:44,479 --> 01:25:47,923
Stay right there, man.
Don't you take another step.

2072
01:25:48,048 --> 01:25:50,718
Just because I shot him
does not mean I trust you.

2073
01:25:50,843 --> 01:25:52,320
We don't have time for this.

2074
01:25:52,445 --> 01:25:53,654
Stop! I said, "Stop."

2075
01:25:53,779 --> 01:25:55,831
(GUN CLICKS)

2076
01:25:55,956 --> 01:25:57,692
Aw, whoopsie.

2077
01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:00,470
(GRUNTS)

2078
01:26:00,595 --> 01:26:04,073
(SCOFFS)
Nice throw, bitch.

2079
01:26:04,198 --> 01:26:05,798
(GUN COCKING)

2080
01:26:08,469 --> 01:26:10,680
You wanna know why your pal Bob

2081
01:26:10,805 --> 01:26:14,083
could never have been The Black Badger?

2082
01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:16,452
It's because he's too weak.

2083
01:26:16,577 --> 01:26:18,779
And if I had to hear
another goddamned story

2084
01:26:18,904 --> 01:26:22,192
about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner

2085
01:26:22,317 --> 01:26:24,485
and how awesome you were in high school

2086
01:26:24,610 --> 01:26:27,322
and how you were this
big idiot's best friend...

2087
01:26:27,447 --> 01:26:29,957
(CHUCKLES) I was just gonna lose it.

2088
01:26:30,082 --> 01:26:33,561
Looking at you right now,
you don't seem so cool.

2089
01:26:33,686 --> 01:26:37,465
You just seem like a regular guy.

2090
01:26:37,590 --> 01:26:39,675
An everyday Joe.

2091
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,879
You know, faking my own
death was the easy part.

2092
01:26:44,004 --> 01:26:46,407
But dealing with Bob, day after day,

2093
01:26:46,532 --> 01:26:47,942
was the hard part.

2094
01:26:48,067 --> 01:26:49,009
Hey, Phil.

2095
01:26:49,134 --> 01:26:50,753
What, Bob?

2096
01:26:50,878 --> 01:26:53,323
I'll see you on the other side.

2097
01:26:53,448 --> 01:26:56,016
(STUTTERS) No, I hope
we don't. All right?

2098
01:26:56,141 --> 01:26:57,785
Just no. Bye, bye, bye.

2099
01:26:57,910 --> 01:26:59,094
Just go.

2100
01:26:59,219 --> 01:27:01,564
I made up the Black Badger,
rigged up a blood bag

2101
01:27:01,689 --> 01:27:02,957
and that big dummy bought it.

2102
01:27:03,082 --> 01:27:04,191
(ALARM BLARING)
Bob!

2103
01:27:04,316 --> 01:27:06,702
No, no! (GRUNTING)
Hang on, buddy.

2104
01:27:06,827 --> 01:27:08,429
No, there's some sort of bomb in here.

2105
01:27:08,554 --> 01:27:10,465
You're pushing it closed, I think.

2106
01:27:10,590 --> 01:27:11,566
No, no, no. Sorry.

2107
01:27:11,691 --> 01:27:12,967
No, don't give up!

2108
01:27:13,092 --> 01:27:14,644
Bye, Bob.

2109
01:27:14,769 --> 01:27:17,071
PHIL: I'm getting away with
a half a billion dollars.

2110
01:27:17,196 --> 01:27:20,975
And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
spend his life in prison.

2111
01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:23,253
Ain't America great?

2112
01:27:23,378 --> 01:27:25,488
So now you're gonna be

2113
01:27:25,613 --> 01:27:28,015
the second partner of Bob's to die.

2114
01:27:28,140 --> 01:27:29,116
Just relax.

2115
01:27:29,241 --> 01:27:32,019
On your knees, Golden Jet.

2116
01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:39,858
(GROANS)

2117
01:27:41,596 --> 01:27:43,398
What the hell was that?

2118
01:27:44,532 --> 01:27:46,509
Golden Jet flip.

2119
01:27:46,634 --> 01:27:49,870
Yeah? Well, you
really suck at it.

2120
01:27:49,995 --> 01:27:51,113
I know.

2121
01:27:51,238 --> 01:27:53,107
Then why'd you do it?

2122
01:27:53,232 --> 01:27:54,308
Distraction.

2123
01:27:54,433 --> 01:27:56,352
(GRUNTS)

2124
01:27:56,477 --> 01:27:57,853
(GASPING)

2125
01:27:57,978 --> 01:27:59,728
Oh, you just pulled his throat out!

2126
01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:03,851
I'll see you on the other side.

2127
01:28:08,689 --> 01:28:10,425
Oh, Jet, come here. Give
me your hand, old buddy.

2128
01:28:10,550 --> 01:28:12,326
Oh, shit! Get that
away from me!

2129
01:28:12,451 --> 01:28:14,270
Sorry, Jet.

2130
01:28:14,395 --> 01:28:17,064
Come here, Jet. That was a trachea.
(GROANS)

2131
01:28:17,189 --> 01:28:18,541
Great distraction, man!

2132
01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:20,100
Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.

2133
01:28:20,225 --> 01:28:22,445
It was the only way
I could save your life.

2134
01:28:22,570 --> 01:28:23,771
But when you shot me
to get Phil to confess

2135
01:28:23,896 --> 01:28:25,473
that he was The Black Badger

2136
01:28:25,598 --> 01:28:27,975
that was some
next-level-type shit!

2137
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:31,887
Yeah, no. I'm glad you
see it the way I saw it.

2138
01:28:32,012 --> 01:28:33,956
That was my plan
the whole time. So...

2139
01:28:34,081 --> 01:28:35,891
You are a natural
for this line of work.

2140
01:28:36,016 --> 01:28:37,351
I mean, you're smart,
you got the skill set,

2141
01:28:37,476 --> 01:28:38,728
you're a people person

2142
01:28:38,853 --> 01:28:40,455
and you already got
a dope-ass code name,

2143
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:42,197
"The Golden Jet!" What?

2144
01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:44,024
But in the meantime, we gotta
get those encryption codes

2145
01:28:44,149 --> 01:28:46,060
over to Harris right away
or we're gonna be late.

2146
01:28:46,185 --> 01:28:48,796
What are you talking about?
Late for what?

2147
01:28:50,364 --> 01:28:55,736
The reunion, dude. What-what!
(CHUCKLES) This shit's on!

2148
01:28:57,505 --> 01:29:00,416
Bob. (SIGHS)
Damn it.

2149
01:29:00,541 --> 01:29:02,743
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

2150
01:29:23,163 --> 01:29:24,139
Bob!

2151
01:29:24,264 --> 01:29:25,475
One more thing.

2152
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:27,101
Thanks for securing
the satellite codes.

2153
01:29:27,226 --> 01:29:28,636
You really saved my ass.

2154
01:29:28,761 --> 01:29:30,270
Your country thanks you.

2155
01:29:30,395 --> 01:29:31,414
Just doing my job.

2156
01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:32,840
I'm really sorry about your hand.

2157
01:29:32,965 --> 01:29:34,475
I hope you know that wasn't personal.

2158
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,486
Oh, no hard feelings
at all, Pam. (CHUCKLES)

2159
01:29:36,611 --> 01:29:38,145
Besides, everybody makes mistakes.

2160
01:29:38,270 --> 01:29:40,990
Calvin, here, thought
you were The Black Badger.

2161
01:29:41,115 --> 01:29:41,957
(STAMMERS)

2162
01:29:42,082 --> 01:29:43,393
I don't...
No, I don't think...

2163
01:29:43,518 --> 01:29:44,560
When we were in the plane,

2164
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:45,886
you said, "Hey, Harris
is the Black..."

2165
01:29:46,011 --> 01:29:47,387
I think you should...
Maybe I...

2166
01:29:47,512 --> 01:29:48,931
(CLEARS THROAT)

2167
01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:50,958
Mr. Joyner, it was a
pleasure working with you.

2168
01:29:51,083 --> 01:29:52,560
If you ever want a career change,

2169
01:29:52,685 --> 01:29:54,437
you give me a call.

2170
01:29:54,562 --> 01:29:55,671
If I were to give you a call,

2171
01:29:55,796 --> 01:29:57,064
how would I get in touch with you?

2172
01:29:57,189 --> 01:29:58,733
Just pick up any phone in your house.

2173
01:29:58,858 --> 01:30:00,535
They're all bugged.

2174
01:30:00,660 --> 01:30:01,677
(CHUCKLES)

2175
01:30:01,802 --> 01:30:04,447
You're crazy.
Hey, you're crazy!

2176
01:30:04,572 --> 01:30:05,940
(CHUCKLES)
That's a good one.

2177
01:30:06,065 --> 01:30:06,949
Calvin!

2178
01:30:07,074 --> 01:30:08,408
I got your text and came right over.

2179
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:09,744
Where the hell have you been?

2180
01:30:09,869 --> 01:30:12,246
Why did you get out of a helicopter?

2181
01:30:12,371 --> 01:30:14,048
Hey, uh, Maggie.

2182
01:30:14,173 --> 01:30:14,990
Uh, hi!

2183
01:30:15,115 --> 01:30:17,451
Babe, why
is Dr. Dan with you?

2184
01:30:17,576 --> 01:30:18,928
Well... Uh...

2185
01:30:19,053 --> 01:30:20,463
That's not Dr. Dan.

2186
01:30:20,588 --> 01:30:22,823
Allow me to properly introduce myself.

2187
01:30:22,948 --> 01:30:24,333
My name is Bob Stone,

2188
01:30:24,458 --> 01:30:27,394
the artist formerly known
as Robbie Wheirdicht.

2189
01:30:27,519 --> 01:30:29,104
I work for the CIA.

2190
01:30:29,229 --> 01:30:31,165
I roped your husband into helping
me track down a traitor,

2191
01:30:31,290 --> 01:30:33,701
who was gonna sell military
state secrets to a terrorist.

2192
01:30:33,826 --> 01:30:35,269
We did all that, we stopped them,

2193
01:30:35,394 --> 01:30:37,605
we saved the free world,
and here we are.

2194
01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:39,381
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2195
01:30:39,506 --> 01:30:40,808
What the hell is going on?

2196
01:30:40,933 --> 01:30:42,652
Okay, listen, listen.

2197
01:30:42,777 --> 01:30:44,754
I've been a fool.
All right?

2198
01:30:44,879 --> 01:30:46,889
I thought that my life was a failure.

2199
01:30:47,014 --> 01:30:48,348
I thought that it wasn't special.

2200
01:30:48,473 --> 01:30:49,592
But it is special.

2201
01:30:49,717 --> 01:30:51,418
It's special because I have you in it.

2202
01:30:51,543 --> 01:30:55,297
You are my world. You are
what makes me special!

2203
01:30:55,422 --> 01:30:57,625
You're everything to me, Mags.

2204
01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:59,535
I love you.

2205
01:30:59,660 --> 01:31:01,260
I love you.

2206
01:31:05,532 --> 01:31:07,510
BOB: Okay.

2207
01:31:07,635 --> 01:31:09,512
Here come the waterworks.

2208
01:31:09,637 --> 01:31:11,939
I promised myself I wouldn't do this.

2209
01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:16,611
Come on, come on. Okay.

2210
01:31:19,013 --> 01:31:21,015
That's Robbie Wheirdicht? Yeah.

2211
01:31:23,651 --> 01:31:25,119
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2212
01:31:25,244 --> 01:31:26,844
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

2213
01:31:43,070 --> 01:31:44,446
Hi, Brian.
Hi, Gail.

2214
01:31:44,571 --> 01:31:46,774
Guys, this isn't a good idea.
You know what?

2215
01:31:46,899 --> 01:31:49,309
I'll just meet you later.
I shouldn't have come.

2216
01:31:49,434 --> 01:31:50,577
Wait, wait, wait.

2217
01:31:50,702 --> 01:31:53,355
Bob, calm down, okay?
Listen to me.

2218
01:31:53,480 --> 01:31:56,250
Tonight is not gonna be how high
school was for you 20 years ago.

2219
01:31:56,375 --> 01:31:57,527
I promise.

2220
01:31:57,652 --> 01:32:00,287
HOSTESS: Attention, por favor.

2221
01:32:00,412 --> 01:32:01,697
And now,

2222
01:32:01,822 --> 01:32:04,191
for the moment you've all
been waiting for,

2223
01:32:04,316 --> 01:32:08,904
tonight's vote for the reunion
homecoming king and queen!

2224
01:32:09,029 --> 01:32:11,265
We'll announce the queen in one moment.

2225
01:32:11,390 --> 01:32:13,734
But first, without further ado...

2226
01:32:13,859 --> 01:32:15,511
The new homecoming king

2227
01:32:15,636 --> 01:32:19,715
for the Central High School
Centaurs, Class of 1996 is...

2228
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:21,308
I really gotta pee, Jet.

2229
01:32:21,433 --> 01:32:22,685
Bob Stone!

2230
01:32:22,810 --> 01:32:25,220
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

2231
01:32:25,345 --> 01:32:26,881
Do we have a Bob Stone?

2232
01:32:27,006 --> 01:32:29,859
Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!

2233
01:32:29,984 --> 01:32:31,894
Yeah!
(SCATTERED CLAPPING)

2234
01:32:32,019 --> 01:32:35,130
Go on, get your
rock-hard ass up there.

2235
01:32:35,255 --> 01:32:36,198
For reals?

2236
01:32:36,323 --> 01:32:38,959
For reals, for reals.
Go ahead, man.

2237
01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:40,235
Whoo!

2238
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,396
You did it, big guy!

2239
01:32:42,521 --> 01:32:45,374
(SCATTERED CLAPPING)

2240
01:32:45,499 --> 01:32:47,234
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)

2241
01:32:47,359 --> 01:32:50,946
How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?

2242
01:32:51,071 --> 01:32:53,482
I hacked into the votes
on the flight in.

2243
01:32:53,607 --> 01:32:55,575
Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,

2244
01:32:55,700 --> 01:32:57,577
at your service.
(CHUCKLES)

2245
01:32:57,702 --> 01:33:00,522
I had no idea you could do that.

2246
01:33:00,647 --> 01:33:04,526
There's a lot of things that you
don't know about me, Maggie.

2247
01:33:04,651 --> 01:33:05,928
No, scratch that I said that.

2248
01:33:06,053 --> 01:33:07,563
It was supposed to
come out cool. It didn't.

2249
01:33:07,688 --> 01:33:09,289
It was something I thought
of, it was like a...

2250
01:33:09,414 --> 01:33:11,166
Forget it.

2251
01:33:11,291 --> 01:33:13,260
TREVOR: Well, well,
let's hear it for him!

2252
01:33:13,385 --> 01:33:15,204
Fat Robbie made good.

2253
01:33:15,329 --> 01:33:17,206
King Robbie Weird Dick,

2254
01:33:17,331 --> 01:33:18,540
our naked mascot.

2255
01:33:18,665 --> 01:33:20,267
Still a scared
little bitch. (GROANS)

2256
01:33:20,392 --> 01:33:21,992
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

2257
01:33:24,404 --> 01:33:25,539
I don't like bullies.

2258
01:33:25,664 --> 01:33:27,264
(CROWD CHEERING)

2259
01:33:29,209 --> 01:33:31,611
And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!

2260
01:33:31,736 --> 01:33:33,422
Whoo-whoo!

2261
01:33:33,547 --> 01:33:35,147
Come on, baby.
Step over.

2262
01:33:38,652 --> 01:33:40,730
Hi, everybody!

2263
01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:45,200
Most of you knew me back
in high school as, um...

2264
01:33:45,325 --> 01:33:46,836
Robbie Wheirdicht.

2265
01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:48,195
MAN 1: That's
Robbie Wheirdicht?

2266
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:49,271
MAN 2: No way!

2267
01:33:49,396 --> 01:33:51,732
I wore prescription pants every day.

2268
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:56,578
20 years ago, in this gym,

2269
01:33:56,703 --> 01:33:59,481
I stood in front of you all

2270
01:33:59,606 --> 01:34:01,283
naked

2271
01:34:01,408 --> 01:34:03,653
and embarrassed.

2272
01:34:03,778 --> 01:34:06,722
Some of you might remember that day.

2273
01:34:06,847 --> 01:34:09,825
A lot of you probably even laughed.

2274
01:34:09,950 --> 01:34:12,294
But that's okay.

2275
01:34:12,419 --> 01:34:15,522
Tonight's gonna be different because

2276
01:34:15,647 --> 01:34:18,826
my best friend is here with me.

2277
01:34:20,694 --> 01:34:22,763
And he taught me what it means

2278
01:34:22,888 --> 01:34:26,834
to be the hero of your own story.

2279
01:34:28,135 --> 01:34:30,204
Would you hold this for me, please?

2280
01:34:31,505 --> 01:34:33,573
Being the hero of your own story

2281
01:34:33,698 --> 01:34:38,120
isn't about stopping bad guys
or climbing mountains.

2282
01:34:38,245 --> 01:34:41,348
It's about overcoming
bullies in your life,

2283
01:34:41,473 --> 01:34:45,194
whatever or whomever they may be.

2284
01:34:45,319 --> 01:34:48,831
It's about putting it all out there

2285
01:34:48,956 --> 01:34:51,066
for everyone

2286
01:34:51,191 --> 01:34:52,935
to see.

2287
01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:55,129
And it's realizing that, in life,

2288
01:34:55,254 --> 01:34:58,473
the most important thing
that you can be...

2289
01:34:58,598 --> 01:35:00,509
is yourself.

2290
01:35:00,634 --> 01:35:02,436
So, Central High,

2291
01:35:02,561 --> 01:35:05,748
Class of 1996,

2292
01:35:05,873 --> 01:35:07,249
this is me,

2293
01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:09,109
Robbie Wheirdicht.

2294
01:35:10,344 --> 01:35:11,944
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

2295
01:35:17,818 --> 01:35:19,829
(GASPING)

2296
01:35:19,954 --> 01:35:22,923
Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!

2297
01:35:24,558 --> 01:35:26,836
Yes! Yes!

2298
01:35:26,961 --> 01:35:28,561
(CHEERING)

2299
01:35:30,597 --> 01:35:33,042
CALVIN: Way to go, Bob!

2300
01:35:33,167 --> 01:35:34,176
Be you!

2301
01:35:34,301 --> 01:35:36,837
(CHANTING) Robbie!
Robbie! Robbie!

2302
01:35:36,962 --> 01:35:40,307
ALL: Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!

2303
01:35:45,479 --> 01:35:46,555
Hey, man!
(LAUGHS)

2304
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:49,016
Dude, this is amazing!
I'm so happy for you!

2305
01:35:49,141 --> 01:35:50,918
Thank you, Jet!
I feel so free!

2306
01:35:51,043 --> 01:35:52,227
Come here.

2307
01:35:52,352 --> 01:35:54,654
No, no, no. Your junk is out. Huh?

2308
01:35:54,779 --> 01:35:56,190
Oh. Sorry, Jet.

2309
01:35:56,315 --> 01:35:57,915
Excuse me.

2310
01:35:59,793 --> 01:36:01,771
Hi, Robbie.

2311
01:36:01,896 --> 01:36:03,297
You probably don't remember me.

2312
01:36:03,422 --> 01:36:05,174
Darla.

2313
01:36:05,299 --> 01:36:07,701
Is that Darla McGuckian? Yeah.

2314
01:36:07,826 --> 01:36:09,979
Wow! She looks great!

2315
01:36:10,104 --> 01:36:11,838
Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?

2316
01:36:11,963 --> 01:36:13,182
Two of them.
Wow.

2317
01:36:13,307 --> 01:36:15,542
I can't believe you remember me.

2318
01:36:15,667 --> 01:36:17,086
Remember you?

2319
01:36:17,211 --> 01:36:19,154
How could I forget you?

2320
01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:22,016
You still have the same sweet smile,

2321
01:36:22,141 --> 01:36:23,725
the same sweet face.

2322
01:36:23,850 --> 01:36:25,219
But your hair's changed.

2323
01:36:25,344 --> 01:36:28,288
You used to wear it curlier.
I like it though.

2324
01:36:28,413 --> 01:36:30,357
You haven't changed at all.

2325
01:36:30,482 --> 01:36:32,082
Oh, I don't know.

2326
01:36:38,065 --> 01:36:40,167
You're still as beautiful as ever.

2327
01:36:40,292 --> 01:36:41,892
Oh.

2328
01:36:44,071 --> 01:36:46,173
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)

2329
01:36:50,344 --> 01:36:53,288
Yeah, Bob!
Go, Bob!

2330
01:36:53,413 --> 01:36:55,490
No, no, no.

2331
01:36:55,615 --> 01:36:57,217
(ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING)

2332
01:37:02,022 --> 01:37:04,333
Oh, I got spinny.

2333
01:37:04,458 --> 01:37:06,260
Super spinny.

2334
01:37:08,762 --> 01:37:10,539
Yeah, that's nice.

2335
01:37:10,664 --> 01:37:12,774
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2336
01:37:12,899 --> 01:37:13,909
That's my jam!

2337
01:37:14,034 --> 01:37:15,135
Go show them what you got.

2338
01:37:15,260 --> 01:37:16,860
All right, Darla.

2339
01:37:18,939 --> 01:37:20,640
(BOB SINGING
"MY LOVIN'" BY EN VOGUE)

2340
01:37:20,765 --> 01:37:21,908
Good going, Bob!

2341
01:37:22,033 --> 01:37:23,633
Come on, Bob!

2342
01:37:30,184 --> 01:37:31,784
(ALL CHEERING)

2343
01:37:38,925 --> 01:37:40,569
All right, babe.
Good luck!

2344
01:37:40,694 --> 01:37:41,871
Love you.
I love you.

2345
01:37:41,996 --> 01:37:43,897
I love you, too, little Golden Jet!

2346
01:37:44,022 --> 01:37:45,622
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2347
01:37:46,633 --> 01:37:47,609
Mmm...

2348
01:37:47,734 --> 01:37:49,544
Okay. Uh...

2349
01:37:49,669 --> 01:37:52,047
How long do you think he's been there?

2350
01:37:52,172 --> 01:37:54,383
MAGGIE: Hmm, probably
since last night.

2351
01:37:54,508 --> 01:37:56,110
All right, babe, I'll see you later.

2352
01:37:56,235 --> 01:37:58,178
Have fun with your friend!

2353
01:38:03,617 --> 01:38:04,684
(MOUTHING) Who, me?

2354
01:38:04,809 --> 01:38:06,409
Yes, you.

2355
01:38:15,029 --> 01:38:16,538
Wow, Jet!

2356
01:38:16,663 --> 01:38:18,240
You look amazing!

2357
01:38:18,365 --> 01:38:20,109
Do you think?
Oh, what? Yes!

2358
01:38:20,234 --> 01:38:23,237
I just didn't know the kind of look to
go for on my first day at the agency.

2359
01:38:23,362 --> 01:38:25,414
You look like a black
Will Smith, or something.

2360
01:38:25,539 --> 01:38:28,808
Okay, I'm not sure if that's racist or
not, but I'll take it as a compliment.

2361
01:38:28,933 --> 01:38:30,510
All right, cool.
Yeah, come on!

2362
01:38:30,635 --> 01:38:32,087
Okay. (LAUGHS)

2363
01:38:32,212 --> 01:38:33,555
All right.
Don't be nervous.

2364
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:35,582
You are gonna do great.
They're gonna love you!

2365
01:38:35,707 --> 01:38:36,992
Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!

2366
01:38:37,117 --> 01:38:38,717
Um, before we go, man, uh...

2367
01:38:39,786 --> 01:38:41,931
I got a surprise for you.

2368
01:38:42,056 --> 01:38:44,033
Okay.
What's the surprise?

2369
01:38:44,158 --> 01:38:47,194
Well, you gotta close your eyes first.

2370
01:38:48,595 --> 01:38:49,896
Eyes are closed.

2371
01:38:50,021 --> 01:38:51,621
No peeking.

2372
01:38:56,503 --> 01:38:58,103
Open your eyes.

2373
01:39:01,641 --> 01:39:04,444
Is that my...
Is that my jacket?

2374
01:39:04,569 --> 01:39:05,354
Yes!

2375
01:39:05,479 --> 01:39:07,481
Bob, is that my jacket? Yes!

2376
01:39:07,606 --> 01:39:09,483
No, wait a minute.
Yes!

2377
01:39:09,608 --> 01:39:11,160
Oh, my God!

2378
01:39:11,285 --> 01:39:12,552
Dude, where'd you get this from?

2379
01:39:12,677 --> 01:39:13,987
Well, I sleep in it most nights,

2380
01:39:14,112 --> 01:39:16,223
but it's clean now,
totally good. Yeah!

2381
01:39:16,348 --> 01:39:19,068
Man! You are
the man! Yes!

2382
01:39:19,193 --> 01:39:20,660
Family hug! What?

2383
01:39:20,785 --> 01:39:22,385
Ooh. Okay.

2384
01:39:23,963 --> 01:39:25,299
All right, let's go!

2385
01:39:25,424 --> 01:39:27,242
Okay.
All right.

2386
01:39:27,367 --> 01:39:29,303
("THE BOOGIE"
BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)

2387
01:39:41,148 --> 01:39:43,392
You still ride?
(ALARM BLARING)

2388
01:39:43,517 --> 01:39:46,086
DIRECTOR: Cut!
The fire department's here.

2389
01:39:46,211 --> 01:39:49,264
All right.
That's our cue, guys!

2390
01:39:49,389 --> 01:39:51,291
BOTH: Here we are
shooting Central Intelligence.

2391
01:39:51,416 --> 01:39:53,368
They shut us down.
The fire trucks are out here.

2392
01:39:53,493 --> 01:39:55,237
Shut the (BLEEP) up! Get
the (BLEEP) out my video!

2393
01:39:55,362 --> 01:39:56,563
I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.

2394
01:39:56,688 --> 01:39:58,173
Why do you do your video behind me?

2395
01:39:58,298 --> 01:39:59,633
I'm trying to do my video!
This is my video!

2396
01:39:59,758 --> 01:40:01,435
You're in my (BLEEP) video!
I'm pissed off.

2397
01:40:01,560 --> 01:40:04,079
Watch your mouth, I'll slap
the (BLEEP) out of you.

2398
01:40:04,204 --> 01:40:05,614
Okay.

2399
01:40:05,739 --> 01:40:07,716
You have it your way.

2400
01:40:07,841 --> 01:40:09,809
You leave me no choice.

2401
01:40:11,010 --> 01:40:11,987
Pam...

2402
01:40:12,112 --> 01:40:13,155
(LAUGHING)

2403
01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:14,489
Tickler! Tickler!

2404
01:40:14,614 --> 01:40:17,993
Where are the codes?
Where are the codes?

2405
01:40:18,118 --> 01:40:19,719
(CHUCKLES)
It's just nice.

2406
01:40:21,121 --> 01:40:22,731
In here

2407
01:40:22,856 --> 01:40:23,890
and it's kind of all...

2408
01:40:24,015 --> 01:40:24,991
(LAUGHING)

2409
01:40:25,116 --> 01:40:26,160
Oh, my God.

2410
01:40:26,285 --> 01:40:27,969
Sorry.

2411
01:40:28,094 --> 01:40:29,829
(ALL LAUGHING)

2412
01:40:31,265 --> 01:40:32,674
Can you do both?
Yeah.

2413
01:40:32,799 --> 01:40:34,201
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God!

2414
01:40:34,326 --> 01:40:35,926
(ALL LAUGHING)

2415
01:40:37,137 --> 01:40:38,972
It's called
"soul gazing."

2416
01:40:39,097 --> 01:40:42,917
Stare into my soul,
and I'll stare into yours.

2417
01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:44,978
Come in.
You're not my wife!

2418
01:40:45,103 --> 01:40:46,721
Oh, that's it.

2419
01:40:46,846 --> 01:40:47,881
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2420
01:40:48,006 --> 01:40:50,292
Bob, I'm gonna...
Shh.

2421
01:40:50,417 --> 01:40:51,851
I promise you'll never...

2422
01:40:51,976 --> 01:40:53,028
(BOTH LAUGHING)

2423
01:40:53,153 --> 01:40:54,763
Let's keep on, keep on.

2424
01:40:54,888 --> 01:40:56,856
DIRECTOR: Okay,
for real this time.

2425
01:40:56,981 --> 01:40:59,459
It's for real. This is
for real, guys, yeah.

2426
01:40:59,584 --> 01:41:00,802
That's it!
Oh.

2427
01:41:00,927 --> 01:41:02,437
One more. Come on.

2428
01:41:02,562 --> 01:41:03,697
I can't do this, I'm not... Shh.

2429
01:41:03,822 --> 01:41:06,508
Oh, my God.
I (BLEEP) had it.

2430
01:41:06,633 --> 01:41:07,676
Lock it!
We're professionals.

2431
01:41:07,801 --> 01:41:08,968
This is what we do.
Come on, baby!

2432
01:41:09,093 --> 01:41:10,079
You ready?

2433
01:41:10,204 --> 01:41:11,871
I'm gonna hit you.
I told you!

2434
01:41:11,996 --> 01:41:14,849
(BLEEP)
(CREW LAUGHING)

2435
01:41:14,974 --> 01:41:16,085
Are you not a super tool?

2436
01:41:16,210 --> 01:41:17,177
You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.

2437
01:41:17,302 --> 01:41:18,487
You're Bob Stone!

2438
01:41:18,612 --> 01:41:20,113
(EXCLAIMS)
I made that name up.

2439
01:41:20,238 --> 01:41:21,623
So what?
It's not real.

2440
01:41:21,748 --> 01:41:22,682
What does that mean?

2441
01:41:22,807 --> 01:41:25,719
(STAMMERS)
What, you think Mr. T

2442
01:41:25,844 --> 01:41:26,795
and Sting

2443
01:41:26,920 --> 01:41:27,896
and The Rock...

2444
01:41:28,021 --> 01:41:29,356
You think those guys are real?

2445
01:41:29,481 --> 01:41:30,965
That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames

2446
01:41:31,090 --> 01:41:32,192
by a bunch of dumbass people.

2447
01:41:32,317 --> 01:41:34,361
(ALL LAUGHING)

2448
01:41:37,231 --> 01:41:39,233
("THE BOOGIE"
BY OUTASIGHT PLAYING)

2449
01:47:17,637 --> 01:47:19,237
BOB: Fanny!