WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:12.074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:20.521 --> 00:00:25.059 We stand today at the threshold of a great event. 3 00:00:25.159 --> 00:00:30.231 Both in the life of the United Nations and in the life of mankind. 4 00:00:30.331 --> 00:00:35.469 This universal declaration of human rights may well become 5 00:00:35.569 --> 00:00:39.574 the international Magna Carta of all men everywhere. 6 00:00:43.844 --> 00:00:47.417 You only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friend once in a lifetime, 7 00:00:47.782 --> 00:00:49.989 and I had to travel a long way to realize that. 8 00:00:50.718 --> 00:00:53.426 That October, I'd just turned 15 years old. 9 00:00:53.621 --> 00:00:56.261 My mother was dead, and I thought it was my fault. 10 00:00:56.757 --> 00:00:59.033 Home was the last place I wanted to be. 11 00:00:59.627 --> 00:01:01.436 I wanted it to swallow me up. 12 00:01:02.550 --> 00:01:04.532 - But she wouldn't let it. - Thank goodness you're home. 13 00:01:04.632 --> 00:01:06.567 Can I run through my speech with you one more time? 14 00:01:06.667 --> 00:01:08.769 I'm tired of hearing that stupid speech. 15 00:01:08.869 --> 00:01:14.208 I just want to make sure I've memorized it and left nothing out when I introduce her. 16 00:01:14.308 --> 00:01:15.343 And I'm nervous. 17 00:01:15.443 --> 00:01:17.645 I'm sure Mrs. Roosevelt won't mind if you leave something out. 18 00:01:17.745 --> 00:01:19.447 You should come with me to hear Mrs. Roosevelt. 19 00:01:19.547 --> 00:01:23.718 You're the future of this country. You and Max the Wax, God forbid. 20 00:01:23.818 --> 00:01:25.419 I mean, things are hard for women today. 21 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:27.588 When are you gonna learn that women need to stick together? 22 00:01:27.688 --> 00:01:30.524 I stick together. Me and Max the Wax are going to the movies later to see Gidget. 23 00:01:30.624 --> 00:01:33.227 Would you at least pick Henry up from school so that I'm not late? 24 00:01:33.327 --> 00:01:34.996 No! Let the little wiener walk. I had to. 25 00:01:35.096 --> 00:01:39.670 Thanks a lot. Dinner is in the oven, make a vegetable and I don't mean corn. 26 00:01:52.279 --> 00:01:56.550 One of the most famous stars in Hollywood history is dead at 36. 27 00:01:56.650 --> 00:01:58.986 Marilyn Monroe was found dead in bed 28 00:01:59.086 --> 00:02:01.422 under circumstances that were in tragic contrast 29 00:02:01.522 --> 00:02:04.225 to her glamorous career as a comic talent. 30 00:02:04.325 --> 00:02:07.306 On the surface, she seemed to have such a sensible mind... 31 00:02:25.579 --> 00:02:27.252 She was fate because of me. 32 00:02:28.149 --> 00:02:29.594 She was hit by a car. 33 00:03:08.789 --> 00:03:10.928 My mother loved Eleanor Roosevelt. 34 00:03:11.559 --> 00:03:14.563 She said she was the greatest First Lady our country ever had. 35 00:03:30.211 --> 00:03:32.246 Women gotta stick together, don't you know? 36 00:03:32.346 --> 00:03:34.749 - Why can't we have corn? - No more corn. 37 00:03:34.849 --> 00:03:36.351 Is Dad gonna eat? 38 00:03:36.784 --> 00:03:38.195 I don't know. He's busy. 39 00:03:38.352 --> 00:03:41.522 He's always busy. I wish he'd be a pumpkin man again. 40 00:03:41.622 --> 00:03:44.825 We're not pumpkin people no more because Mom's gone, 41 00:03:44.925 --> 00:03:47.428 and he don't give a flip about pumpkins no more. 42 00:03:47.528 --> 00:03:50.731 Heck, I don't think he'd even notice if one of us went missing. 43 00:03:50.831 --> 00:03:54.779 This don't taste like sloppy joe. I wish Mom could make it. 44 00:03:54.935 --> 00:03:57.745 It's Mom's same recipe, so quit complaining. 45 00:03:58.372 --> 00:03:59.774 - And we're still a family. - I'm itchy. 46 00:03:59.874 --> 00:04:00.875 Me, too. 47 00:04:02.776 --> 00:04:04.517 It's because you have the chicken pox. 48 00:04:04.979 --> 00:04:06.549 I'm next, ain't I? 49 00:04:07.348 --> 00:04:08.418 Warren! 50 00:04:10.718 --> 00:04:12.755 Marilyn, rest in peace. 51 00:04:13.454 --> 00:04:14.865 And RIP Jesus. 52 00:04:17.458 --> 00:04:18.493 Elvis? 53 00:04:18.859 --> 00:04:20.194 You chewed up my letter! 54 00:04:20.294 --> 00:04:22.029 - I'm gonna have a serious talk with you... - "Dear Eleanor... 55 00:04:22.129 --> 00:04:23.464 - ...when I get home. - "...my name is Maxine Wax, 56 00:04:23.564 --> 00:04:24.632 "and I'm 15 years old. 57 00:04:24.732 --> 00:04:27.975 "You may have already heard of me as my family is very famous." 58 00:04:28.235 --> 00:04:29.336 Keep reading. 59 00:04:29.436 --> 00:04:32.239 "I'm writing to you because my best friend Ellie has gone berserk 60 00:04:32.339 --> 00:04:35.209 "and practically lost her mind. 61 00:04:35.309 --> 00:04:38.245 "Her mom died this last summer, and I know it would mean a lot to her 62 00:04:38.345 --> 00:04:40.214 "if she could meet you and get some words of encouragement 63 00:04:40.314 --> 00:04:41.749 - "from a real trooper." - Okay, skip to the end. 64 00:04:41.849 --> 00:04:42.850 Right there, Billy. 65 00:04:42.950 --> 00:04:45.286 "Sincerely, sincerely, Maxine Wax. 66 00:04:45.386 --> 00:04:46.854 "P.S. You're probably a very busy person. 67 00:04:46.954 --> 00:04:48.823 "You can just send her an autographed picture of yourself 68 00:04:48.923 --> 00:04:50.357 "because that would be neat, too. 69 00:04:50.457 --> 00:04:51.697 "Thanks, Mrs. Roosevelt." 70 00:04:54.428 --> 00:04:55.463 I liked maps. 71 00:04:55.829 --> 00:04:58.933 I could look at the State Farm Road Atlas for hours. 72 00:04:59.033 --> 00:05:02.136 Opening it gave you a sense of adventure, and that everything was possible. 73 00:05:02.236 --> 00:05:03.237 Ellie! 74 00:05:03.337 --> 00:05:05.306 And that you could plot a new life for yourself. 75 00:05:05.406 --> 00:05:07.613 And the red-lined highways would take you there. 76 00:05:08.442 --> 00:05:10.012 Ellie, are you up there? 77 00:05:12.479 --> 00:05:14.548 Max the Wax and I are going to Dairy Deluxe! Wanna come? 78 00:05:14.648 --> 00:05:15.752 Yeah, hold on. 79 00:05:18.485 --> 00:05:19.623 Hi, Annabell. 80 00:05:20.521 --> 00:05:21.522 Say... 81 00:05:21.789 --> 00:05:22.893 Say, "Hey, Max." 82 00:05:24.558 --> 00:05:25.798 Okay. 83 00:05:25.960 --> 00:05:27.303 Come here. 84 00:05:27.428 --> 00:05:28.771 Don't fall. Don't fall. 85 00:05:32.366 --> 00:05:34.502 Hey, look out for her. 86 00:05:34.602 --> 00:05:36.604 - What, come on! - You promised! 87 00:05:50.484 --> 00:05:53.954 Hey, did you guys know that Manteca is the pumpkin capital of the world? 88 00:05:55.022 --> 00:05:58.333 I'm serious. Without Manteca there wouldn't even be a Halloween. 89 00:05:58.492 --> 00:06:01.595 - Hey, Billy. - Don't. Don't start with that again. 90 00:06:01.695 --> 00:06:03.631 - Billy! - You guys know that 91 00:06:03.731 --> 00:06:05.802 - I do not like that, Max! - Billy! 92 00:06:09.236 --> 00:06:11.443 There's your dad, sitting in his truck staring at nothing again. 93 00:06:14.074 --> 00:06:16.076 Come on, let's go. 94 00:06:20.347 --> 00:06:23.817 Saturdays, we confessed. Max loved to confess. 95 00:06:23.917 --> 00:06:26.754 One time she was in there for two whole hours. 96 00:06:26.854 --> 00:06:30.291 But I knew my sin was so bad, no amount of Hail Marys could save me. 97 00:06:30.391 --> 00:06:31.461 You're up. 98 00:06:35.396 --> 00:06:39.469 I got nine Our Fathers, 10 Hail Marys and six Acts of Contrition. 99 00:06:40.000 --> 00:06:42.071 And they want to see me again next week. 100 00:06:42.636 --> 00:06:46.607 After confession, we'd go to the movies with our cleansed souls. 101 00:06:46.707 --> 00:06:47.908 We were good for the first two minutes, 102 00:06:48.008 --> 00:06:50.578 and then impure thoughts about Warren Beatty would creep in. 103 00:06:50.678 --> 00:06:51.713 We're going to hell. 104 00:06:54.181 --> 00:06:56.984 I understand, that's probably a good idea. Hi. 105 00:06:57.084 --> 00:06:59.053 I'll give you $250. That's more than fair. 106 00:06:59.153 --> 00:07:00.621 $250? 107 00:07:00.721 --> 00:07:03.624 I'm sure it is fair, but Carolina's piano is not for sale. 108 00:07:03.724 --> 00:07:06.034 - $300. - $300. 109 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.362 - Why is your mouth blue, son? - Don't know, sir. 110 00:07:08.462 --> 00:07:11.098 - Jack, go wash your face, okay? - I did, and it don't come off. 111 00:07:11.198 --> 00:07:14.236 The thing is, we're gonna keep the piano, all right? 112 00:07:24.812 --> 00:07:26.416 Come here, come on. 113 00:07:27.681 --> 00:07:30.287 Oh, my Lord, me, too. Come here. 114 00:07:30.751 --> 00:07:31.785 You're hot. 115 00:07:31.885 --> 00:07:32.989 It's all right. 116 00:07:33.554 --> 00:07:35.556 Come on. 117 00:07:38.025 --> 00:07:39.936 Let's go find him, come on. 118 00:07:57.745 --> 00:07:58.780 Nothing. 119 00:07:58.979 --> 00:08:00.890 Couple of little ladies headed your way. 120 00:08:04.752 --> 00:08:05.822 Shit. 121 00:08:06.620 --> 00:08:08.258 Third one's got it. Fourth one's gonna get it. 122 00:08:08.389 --> 00:08:10.057 - Get what? - Chicken pox. 123 00:08:10.157 --> 00:08:11.825 I'm not gonna get it because I already had it. 124 00:08:11.925 --> 00:08:13.894 But now she's running a fever and she won't stop crying, 125 00:08:13.994 --> 00:08:16.130 and somebody's got to take her temperature and I'm not gonna do it. 126 00:08:16.230 --> 00:08:17.231 Why not? 127 00:08:17.598 --> 00:08:19.867 Because it goes up her butt, that's why. 128 00:08:19.967 --> 00:08:21.935 She needs to go to a doctor, but I'm not grown-up 129 00:08:22.035 --> 00:08:24.845 and I'm not her parent so you gotta do it, 130 00:08:25.739 --> 00:08:27.013 or you can do this. 131 00:08:27.608 --> 00:08:29.476 - Okay. - You are on your own, buddy. 132 00:08:29.576 --> 00:08:30.748 I'll be in the car. 133 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:33.756 I'm gonna concede this game. 134 00:08:35.516 --> 00:08:39.123 Dr. Henning to pediatrics. Dr. Henning to pediatrics, please. 135 00:08:41.255 --> 00:08:43.496 Hi. Thank you. 136 00:08:43.824 --> 00:08:45.993 Give her baby aspirin until her fever reduces. 137 00:08:46.093 --> 00:08:47.094 Okay. 138 00:08:49.062 --> 00:08:50.700 She don't look too bad. 139 00:09:00.641 --> 00:09:03.588 - I'm trying, Ellie. - Not hard enough, Dad. 140 00:09:25.032 --> 00:09:26.978 - She still sleeping? - Yeah. 141 00:09:28.068 --> 00:09:29.069 All the kids are home sick today, 142 00:09:29.169 --> 00:09:31.205 so you're gonna have to stay here and take care of them. 143 00:09:31.305 --> 00:09:33.182 I have a big history test I can't miss. 144 00:09:33.640 --> 00:09:35.085 Okay, well, I'll... 145 00:09:35.576 --> 00:09:37.055 I'll call Grandma and... 146 00:09:48.789 --> 00:09:50.657 There's a party at Tom's tonight. 147 00:09:50.757 --> 00:09:52.793 - You want to come over? - No, no, daddy-o. 148 00:09:52.893 --> 00:09:57.398 I'm going to Motorcycle Rita's to get drunk and have sex and do drugs. 149 00:09:57.498 --> 00:09:59.566 No doll's called Motorcycle Rita. 150 00:09:59.666 --> 00:10:02.569 Yes, there is. And that's where Marijuana Millie's going tonight. 151 00:10:02.669 --> 00:10:04.004 No doll's named Marijuana. 152 00:10:04.104 --> 00:10:05.572 Okay, maybe not your dolls, 153 00:10:05.672 --> 00:10:08.809 but my dolls do a lot of interesting things yours would never do. 154 00:10:08.909 --> 00:10:12.356 Well, my dolls like to go camping all the time at Lake Don Pedro. 155 00:10:12.613 --> 00:10:13.747 And eat tacos and swim. 156 00:10:13.847 --> 00:10:17.192 Who cares about tacos and Lake Don Pedro? 157 00:10:18.452 --> 00:10:20.193 What's been up with you lately? 158 00:10:21.121 --> 00:10:23.257 I thought we were playing dolls and having fun and stuff like that, 159 00:10:23.357 --> 00:10:25.860 and all of a sudden your doll is out of control. 160 00:10:27.261 --> 00:10:29.263 - Millie used to own a bakery. - She sold it. 161 00:10:29.363 --> 00:10:31.001 Can't be naked and own a bakery. 162 00:10:31.999 --> 00:10:33.034 I'm going home. 163 00:10:34.868 --> 00:10:35.969 Wait. 164 00:10:36.069 --> 00:10:37.905 I thought we were gonna make s'mores, 165 00:10:38.005 --> 00:10:41.043 and camp out in the backyard with the Little Elvis and play records all night long. 166 00:10:41.275 --> 00:10:43.811 It's not gonna be any fun if it's just me and him. 167 00:10:43.911 --> 00:10:46.213 Aren't we a little old to be playing with dolls? 168 00:10:46.313 --> 00:10:48.657 Yeah, that'll be the day. 169 00:10:50.017 --> 00:10:51.462 I'll see you later. 170 00:11:07.267 --> 00:11:09.069 Come on. Ellie's all right. 171 00:11:09.169 --> 00:11:10.938 You have no idea how bad it is, Billy. 172 00:11:11.038 --> 00:11:13.607 She's no fun anymore. She doesn't even want to play dolls. 173 00:11:13.707 --> 00:11:15.108 You guys still play dolls? 174 00:11:15.208 --> 00:11:16.643 Stop giving me the business. 175 00:11:16.743 --> 00:11:20.418 How would an autographed picture of Mrs. Roosevelt make Ellie be fun again? 176 00:11:20.814 --> 00:11:21.918 It just would. 177 00:11:22.749 --> 00:11:25.686 Billy, I'm 15 years old, okay? 178 00:11:25.786 --> 00:11:29.393 Fifteen is the age when girls start to lose it and Ellie's almost 16. 179 00:11:29.723 --> 00:11:31.191 - So what do you think that means? - I really... 180 00:11:31.291 --> 00:11:33.328 - I really have no idea. - Of course, you're a boy. 181 00:11:34.061 --> 00:11:37.030 Are you going to the Rock Around the Clock hop? 182 00:11:37.130 --> 00:11:40.134 If no other fellow has asked you to go, we could go together. 183 00:11:41.068 --> 00:11:43.804 I mean, I'm sure... I'm sure that you have a lot of guys you like, so. 184 00:11:43.904 --> 00:11:46.817 Listen, Billy, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. 185 00:11:47.107 --> 00:11:51.283 I know you think us girls think about you guys all the time, but we don't. 186 00:11:51.712 --> 00:11:52.813 Okay? 187 00:11:52.913 --> 00:11:54.415 So I'll see you soon. 188 00:11:54.848 --> 00:11:57.885 And next time, can I have my cone swirled instead of just plain vanilla? 189 00:11:57.985 --> 00:11:59.720 And can you dip it, too, please? 190 00:11:59.820 --> 00:12:01.766 - Yeah, sure. - Au revoir. 191 00:12:09.763 --> 00:12:10.935 "Dear Max, 192 00:12:11.865 --> 00:12:14.004 "thank you so much for your letter. 193 00:12:14.901 --> 00:12:17.507 "At the moment, I'm out of pictures of myself. 194 00:12:18.839 --> 00:12:20.477 "But I was thinking 195 00:12:20.874 --> 00:12:23.744 "maybe someday you and your friend Ellie 196 00:12:23.844 --> 00:12:26.347 "can come to visit me at my home in New York. 197 00:12:28.181 --> 00:12:30.252 "Sincerely, Eleanor Roosevelt." 198 00:12:43.330 --> 00:12:45.833 Now you look like you came from New York. 199 00:12:50.070 --> 00:12:52.744 - Don't forget to check the mail, by the way. - All right. 200 00:13:04.418 --> 00:13:06.520 Guess what? Okay, I wrote a letter to Eleanor Roosevelt 201 00:13:06.620 --> 00:13:08.722 to get an autographed picture for you and she wrote me back, 202 00:13:08.822 --> 00:13:12.770 and she wants to meet us, so pack your bags because we're going to New York! 203 00:13:13.627 --> 00:13:15.038 We're going to New York! 204 00:13:16.797 --> 00:13:17.864 Gee whiz! 205 00:13:17.964 --> 00:13:21.268 ...rainfall have left many homes in the metro area knee deep in floodwater. 206 00:13:21.368 --> 00:13:23.737 Power was out for three hours in eastern metro 207 00:13:23.837 --> 00:13:27.741 because of downed hydro-fines and police report at feast 200 accidents. 208 00:13:27.841 --> 00:13:29.843 No injuries were reported. 209 00:13:30.977 --> 00:13:34.481 The search for escaped prisoner Frank Morris and the Anglin brothers has been called off. 210 00:13:34.915 --> 00:13:36.750 The three escaped from Alcatraz five months ago, 211 00:13:36.850 --> 00:13:38.852 but no bodies have been recovered. 212 00:14:07.481 --> 00:14:10.587 I don't know why I said those things to my mother. 213 00:14:11.051 --> 00:14:14.089 I regretted them the second they fell out of my mouth. 214 00:14:14.988 --> 00:14:16.865 My mother never gave her speech. 215 00:14:17.390 --> 00:14:19.267 She never got to meet Eleanor Roosevelt. 216 00:14:20.994 --> 00:14:22.029 But I could. 217 00:14:38.445 --> 00:14:39.480 Heads, 218 00:14:40.914 --> 00:14:41.984 I go. 219 00:14:43.450 --> 00:14:44.861 Tails, 220 00:14:46.119 --> 00:14:47.154 I don't. 221 00:15:00.233 --> 00:15:02.440 We're gonna get to see the whole country, Ellie. 222 00:15:02.636 --> 00:15:05.038 - Gosh, I love America. - You've never even been out of Manteca, 223 00:15:05.138 --> 00:15:07.982 and New York's a metropolis. And you can't drive. 224 00:15:08.275 --> 00:15:11.078 Yeah, I can. My mom was a feminist. She taught me early. 225 00:15:11.178 --> 00:15:13.180 Yeah, her mom's a feminist, and I'm gonna be one, too. 226 00:15:13.280 --> 00:15:15.115 You don't even know what that means. 227 00:15:15.215 --> 00:15:18.251 It means you're gonna stay home and take care of the Little Elvis, Billy! 228 00:15:18.351 --> 00:15:21.054 Do you think she's gonna make us recite the pledge of allegiance? 229 00:15:21.154 --> 00:15:22.292 Maybe. 230 00:15:23.557 --> 00:15:25.935 She wrote to you. Why can't you be satisfied with that? 231 00:15:26.259 --> 00:15:28.962 We should go visit my Aunt Daisy in Las Vegas. 232 00:15:29.062 --> 00:15:32.566 And I also want to stop by the actor studio to give that Lee Strasberg a holler. 233 00:15:32.966 --> 00:15:34.935 - Who's Lee Strasberg? - Wait, who's Aunt Daisy? 234 00:15:35.035 --> 00:15:36.639 I got a picture of her right here. 235 00:15:37.404 --> 00:15:39.706 - What happened to her head? - Little Elvis ate her face off. 236 00:15:39.806 --> 00:15:43.043 She's really cool. She's a showgirl and she has her own theater on the strip. 237 00:15:43.143 --> 00:15:45.078 This is gonna be so boss. 238 00:15:45.178 --> 00:15:47.080 So we're gonna skip school on Friday, 239 00:15:47.180 --> 00:15:49.583 and I'll tell my dad I'm staying with you over the weekend, 240 00:15:49.683 --> 00:15:52.552 and you tell your mom you're staying with me over the weekend, 241 00:15:52.652 --> 00:15:55.895 and then when they find out, we'll already be long gone. 242 00:15:56.056 --> 00:15:57.157 You two don't have no money. 243 00:15:57.257 --> 00:15:59.059 Shut your mouth, Billy. I know where we can get some. 244 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:03.237 Yeah. Stop giving us the business, Billy. We know where we can get some money. 245 00:16:19.646 --> 00:16:21.648 Why are you touching Mom's piano? 246 00:16:23.583 --> 00:16:25.062 I can touch it if I want. 247 00:16:25.185 --> 00:16:28.064 Dad don't want no one touching Mama's piano. 248 00:16:28.255 --> 00:16:31.191 If I told you a good secret, would you help me out? 249 00:16:31.291 --> 00:16:34.194 But you have to promise not to tell a soul, not even Dad. 250 00:16:34.294 --> 00:16:36.263 Dad don't want me keeping secrets from him! 251 00:16:36.363 --> 00:16:37.933 I'm doing something for Mom. 252 00:16:38.198 --> 00:16:39.233 But to do it, 253 00:16:40.133 --> 00:16:41.601 I have to sell her piano. 254 00:16:41.701 --> 00:16:44.237 And if she were here right now, she'd be okay with it 255 00:16:44.337 --> 00:16:46.908 because people are more important than stuff, right? 256 00:16:50.577 --> 00:16:51.988 I'll give you 5 bucks. 257 00:17:47.067 --> 00:17:49.809 My mom and Marilyn Monroe died on the same day. 258 00:17:51.071 --> 00:17:55.076 I imagined Marilyn picking my mom up like some kind of girls' night out. 259 00:17:56.309 --> 00:17:57.444 Just the two of them. 260 00:17:57.544 --> 00:18:01.890 The 1948 Chrysler Windsor with a drop top in Robin's egg blue? 261 00:18:02.148 --> 00:18:04.424 - The very one. - Smile! 262 00:18:05.218 --> 00:18:06.319 We're going to New York! 263 00:18:06.419 --> 00:18:09.366 They'd hop into Marilyn's pink Thunderbird and hit the road. 264 00:18:10.256 --> 00:18:12.031 Didn't seem so lonely. 265 00:18:12.692 --> 00:18:13.727 Seemed nice. 266 00:18:23.269 --> 00:18:28.446 V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N, in the summer sun! 267 00:18:28.675 --> 00:18:31.451 Put away the books, we're out of school 268 00:18:31.811 --> 00:18:34.614 The weather's warm but we play it cool 269 00:18:34.714 --> 00:18:38.924 We're on vacation in the summer sun! 270 00:18:39.352 --> 00:18:41.958 How many miles to New York? 271 00:18:42.155 --> 00:18:43.323 3,000 272 00:18:43.423 --> 00:18:44.791 - You kidding me? - No. 273 00:18:44.891 --> 00:18:48.328 And here is our money. 274 00:18:48.428 --> 00:18:50.530 That's all we've got so put it in a safe spot, okay? 275 00:18:50.630 --> 00:18:53.033 Holy moly, that's a lot of moolah. 276 00:18:53.133 --> 00:18:55.477 I don't think I've ever seen this much money in my whole life. 277 00:18:57.637 --> 00:18:59.378 - All safe. - Great. 278 00:19:00.173 --> 00:19:02.153 Okay, I was gonna wait, 279 00:19:02.509 --> 00:19:06.457 but since we're about to have the time of our lives... 280 00:19:07.747 --> 00:19:09.516 Okay, just some pictures of Mrs. Roosevelt 281 00:19:09.616 --> 00:19:12.285 that I cut out of the library books during study hall. 282 00:19:12.385 --> 00:19:14.254 And I thought that we could put some of our own pictures 283 00:19:14.354 --> 00:19:17.198 - and some stuff in the back, too. - Thanks, Max. 284 00:19:17.891 --> 00:19:19.131 Okay. 285 00:19:26.866 --> 00:19:28.802 Close surveillance 286 00:19:28.902 --> 00:19:32.714 of the Soviet military buildup on the island of Cuba 287 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:34.774 - within the past week... - This place is a real dump. 288 00:19:34.874 --> 00:19:39.312 ...unmistakable evidence has established the fact that a series of offensive 289 00:19:39.412 --> 00:19:43.758 missile sites is now in preparation on that imprisoned island. 290 00:19:44.517 --> 00:19:46.586 The purpose of these bases 291 00:19:46.686 --> 00:19:48.555 - seems to be none other... - It just ate my quarter again! 292 00:19:48.655 --> 00:19:52.501 ...than to provide a nuclear strike capability against the Western hemisphere. 293 00:19:52.625 --> 00:19:57.263 And having now confirmed and completed our evaluation of the evidence 294 00:19:57.363 --> 00:19:59.365 and our decision on a course of action, 295 00:19:59.499 --> 00:20:01.501 this government feels obliged to report... 296 00:20:01.601 --> 00:20:05.171 A rodent just walked through the bathroom. He did not look like the Little Elvis. 297 00:20:05.271 --> 00:20:06.439 Well, who did he look like? 298 00:20:06.539 --> 00:20:08.348 Like a little Jerry Lee. 299 00:20:08.641 --> 00:20:11.952 Several of them include medium range ballistic missiles. 300 00:20:12.212 --> 00:20:14.954 - I think Steve will like this one. - Capable of carrying a nuclear warhead 301 00:20:15.215 --> 00:20:18.318 for a distance of more than 1,000 nautical miles. 302 00:20:18.418 --> 00:20:20.523 Each of these missiles, in short, 303 00:20:20.653 --> 00:20:23.390 is capable of striking Washington, D.C., 304 00:20:23.490 --> 00:20:24.867 the Panama Canal, 305 00:20:25.291 --> 00:20:27.227 Cape Canaveral, Mexico City, 306 00:20:27.327 --> 00:20:29.963 or any other city in the southeastern part of the United States. 307 00:20:30.063 --> 00:20:31.197 Why is he talking about missiles? 308 00:20:31.297 --> 00:20:34.210 In central America, or in the Caribbean area. 309 00:20:34.868 --> 00:20:37.508 Additional sites, not yet completed, 310 00:20:37.837 --> 00:20:41.508 appear to be designed for intermediate range ballistic missiles 311 00:20:41.608 --> 00:20:43.410 capable of traveling more than... 312 00:20:43.510 --> 00:20:48.323 Capable of striking most of the major cities in the western hemisphere. 313 00:20:48.615 --> 00:20:51.651 - Ellie? - My fellow citizens, let no one doubt... 314 00:20:51.751 --> 00:20:53.620 - Where's the western hemisphere? - ...that this is a difficult 315 00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:55.221 and dangerous effort 316 00:20:55.321 --> 00:20:57.490 - on which we have set out. - It's right here. 317 00:20:57.590 --> 00:21:01.595 No one can foresee precisely what course it will take, 318 00:21:01.995 --> 00:21:05.465 and what course or casualties will be incurred. 319 00:21:05.698 --> 00:21:09.510 Many months of sacrifice and self-discipline fie ahead. 320 00:21:10.336 --> 00:21:12.338 Months in which both our patience... 321 00:21:12.472 --> 00:21:15.078 - Commies want us bad, Little E. - ...and our willpower will be tested. 322 00:21:15.475 --> 00:21:18.513 God willing, that goal will be achieved. 323 00:21:19.546 --> 00:21:21.082 Thank you and good night. 324 00:21:26.586 --> 00:21:28.088 I think we should go home. 325 00:21:28.321 --> 00:21:29.629 I'm not going home. 326 00:21:29.923 --> 00:21:33.370 And besides, even if we did, we'd still be in the western hemisphere. 327 00:21:34.961 --> 00:21:37.597 I knew those Soviets were up to something. 328 00:21:37.697 --> 00:21:40.143 You know, they've been quiet for a really long time. 329 00:21:47.574 --> 00:21:49.383 - Good night, Ellie. - Good night. 330 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:52.221 There it goes! 331 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:55.887 What are you doing out of your house? 332 00:21:58.651 --> 00:22:00.858 I should set you free behind the Bank of America. 333 00:22:01.688 --> 00:22:02.894 But I won't. 334 00:22:03.389 --> 00:22:06.768 Max would kill me, and it would ruin my chances with her. 335 00:22:06.893 --> 00:22:08.328 What was I thinking, Little E? 336 00:22:08.428 --> 00:22:11.331 What's Mrs. Roosevelt gonna think when those two crazy girls show up? 337 00:22:11.431 --> 00:22:14.640 They're gonna call the cops and they're gonna get arrested for trespassing. 338 00:22:15.702 --> 00:22:17.375 Then I'll go to Folsom 339 00:22:17.870 --> 00:22:20.441 for forging and impersonating a former First Lady. 340 00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:22.950 We have to stop them from ruining my life. 341 00:22:24.944 --> 00:22:26.355 Yours, too. 342 00:22:42.629 --> 00:22:44.631 Jack! Henry! 343 00:22:49.002 --> 00:22:50.538 Where's your mother's piano? 344 00:22:50.903 --> 00:22:52.007 It's right there, Dad. 345 00:22:52.939 --> 00:22:53.907 Right where? 346 00:22:54.007 --> 00:22:56.920 - Right where it's always at. - I see it. 347 00:22:57.076 --> 00:22:58.111 Yeah? 348 00:23:00.580 --> 00:23:01.615 Robert! 349 00:23:02.048 --> 00:23:03.356 What, Dad? 350 00:23:04.083 --> 00:23:05.391 Where's the piano? 351 00:23:05.685 --> 00:23:07.221 It's right in front of you, Dad. 352 00:23:10.023 --> 00:23:11.093 Ellie? 353 00:23:11.391 --> 00:23:12.392 She's at Max's. 354 00:23:12.492 --> 00:23:14.894 They're working on an outer space project for school. 355 00:23:14.994 --> 00:23:17.099 Yeah, she won't be back until next week. 356 00:23:17.297 --> 00:23:19.004 - Where's the baby? - Kitchen. 357 00:23:21.601 --> 00:23:22.602 Boys... 358 00:23:22.702 --> 00:23:24.804 Why don't you play something for us on the piano, Dad? 359 00:23:24.904 --> 00:23:26.940 What the hell is the bird doing in the house? 360 00:23:27.040 --> 00:23:28.741 Bird? What bird? 361 00:23:28.841 --> 00:23:31.511 - Don't you give a hoot no more, Dad? - Yes, son. 362 00:23:31.611 --> 00:23:33.181 I give a hoot! 363 00:23:46.592 --> 00:23:49.095 Zion National Park. 364 00:23:55.034 --> 00:23:57.537 - Where'd you put the map? - It's in the back seat. 365 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:02.920 - Should be right on top, right? - Yeah. 366 00:24:04.610 --> 00:24:05.612 Well, it's... 367 00:24:05.712 --> 00:24:07.658 - It's not back here. - Yes, it is. 368 00:24:07.980 --> 00:24:09.254 No, it's not. 369 00:24:09.682 --> 00:24:10.990 - It's not? - No. 370 00:24:16.556 --> 00:24:18.229 I think I left it at home. 371 00:24:18.691 --> 00:24:20.762 - You think anyone's gonna find it? - I don't... 372 00:24:21.461 --> 00:24:23.998 No. No one goes in my room. It's fine. 373 00:24:24.197 --> 00:24:27.800 Yeah, Mrs. Wax, I'm just trying to find my daughter. Boys! 374 00:24:27.900 --> 00:24:30.570 So, yeah, so unless their project has something to do... 375 00:24:30.670 --> 00:24:32.805 - Dad! - ...with making themselves invisible, 376 00:24:32.905 --> 00:24:34.040 they're not here. Now I... 377 00:24:34.140 --> 00:24:36.009 - Dad! - What is it, Jack? 378 00:24:36.109 --> 00:24:37.744 - When Ellie gets back from New York... - Right, yes. 379 00:24:37.844 --> 00:24:40.381 ...can we go to Kentucky Fried Chicken? 380 00:25:03.870 --> 00:25:06.739 It starts here, Manteca, where we are, 381 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:08.574 goes across the entire country, 382 00:25:08.674 --> 00:25:12.622 all the way across to Eleanor Roosevelt, okay? 383 00:25:12.745 --> 00:25:13.780 Ellie's gone. 384 00:25:16.215 --> 00:25:19.952 Okay, Johnny, I need you to go put out an APB for me, son. Okay? Real fast. 385 00:25:20.052 --> 00:25:22.032 Fast as you can. Call headquarters. 386 00:25:24.791 --> 00:25:27.135 Hey, you kids listen to your grandma! 387 00:25:31.230 --> 00:25:35.635 That, Mr. President, is the Soviet Foreign Minister's public statement 388 00:25:35.735 --> 00:25:39.273 about the policy of the Soviet Union and of Cuba in this western... 389 00:25:39.505 --> 00:25:41.040 I told you I knew how to drive, Ellie. 390 00:25:41.140 --> 00:25:44.944 Max, see, for people to sleep, you have to be quiet. 391 00:25:45.044 --> 00:25:48.181 ...the general assembly on Cuba's foreign policy. 392 00:25:48.281 --> 00:25:51.551 Faithful to these principles of his international policy 393 00:25:51.651 --> 00:25:55.121 and to the principles enshrined in the charter of the United Nations. 394 00:25:55.221 --> 00:25:56.859 Cuba constitutes a danger... 395 00:26:00.560 --> 00:26:03.598 They're selling radiation-proof huts over at McRooters. 396 00:26:03.996 --> 00:26:05.898 Get this, Phil's got a scam. 397 00:26:05.998 --> 00:26:10.071 Selling his cotton briefs as bomb resistant underwear. 398 00:26:10.937 --> 00:26:12.905 Bomb resistant underwear? 399 00:26:13.005 --> 00:26:15.417 - That's $9.72. - We should get some. 400 00:26:17.243 --> 00:26:18.911 Have you girls seen the news? 401 00:26:19.011 --> 00:26:20.747 Yeah. Do you guys sell that here? 402 00:26:20.847 --> 00:26:22.326 You girls aren't from around here, are you? 403 00:26:22.582 --> 00:26:25.084 - No, we're from California. - California. 404 00:26:25.184 --> 00:26:27.120 - That must be nice. - Yeah. 405 00:26:27.220 --> 00:26:28.722 You have relatives in Colorado? 406 00:26:31.991 --> 00:26:34.335 Why are we in Colorado, Max? We went the wrong way. 407 00:26:34.894 --> 00:26:36.195 Well, which way are we headed now? 408 00:26:36.295 --> 00:26:38.965 North. Where did you go while I was sleeping? 409 00:26:39.065 --> 00:26:40.066 Not the right way? 410 00:26:40.166 --> 00:26:42.135 Where is it y'all trying to get to anyhow? 411 00:26:42.235 --> 00:26:45.409 We're going to see Eleanor Roosevelt. She's a close personal friend. 412 00:26:46.038 --> 00:26:49.008 - Do your parents know where you are? - Yeah, of course, it was their idea. 413 00:26:49.108 --> 00:26:50.678 They gave us plenty of money. 414 00:26:53.779 --> 00:26:56.015 Listen, why don't you come home with me to my ranch? 415 00:26:56.115 --> 00:26:58.918 You can stay for a couple of days till we know what's happening. 416 00:26:59.018 --> 00:27:01.020 Call your parents, tell them you're safe. 417 00:27:01.220 --> 00:27:03.222 It's a nice little ranch. I have horses. 418 00:27:05.925 --> 00:27:06.995 What do you say? 419 00:27:07.994 --> 00:27:09.337 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah. 420 00:27:09.695 --> 00:27:10.833 Totally boss, okay. 421 00:27:11.030 --> 00:27:12.999 I'm gonna get... Yeah. 422 00:27:13.099 --> 00:27:14.867 And... And this. 423 00:27:14.967 --> 00:27:17.345 - Max, I already have one. - Steve will like this one, too. 424 00:27:23.242 --> 00:27:24.778 You having fun, Little E? 425 00:27:40.626 --> 00:27:42.367 We gotta go back for him. 426 00:27:51.404 --> 00:27:53.042 Need a ride, sir? 427 00:27:54.106 --> 00:27:56.175 Billy Hobgood? What the hell are you doing out here? 428 00:27:56.275 --> 00:27:57.944 I'm just out seeing the sights. 429 00:27:58.044 --> 00:28:01.814 Yeah? Well, I'm out here looking for my daughter, and my truck broke down. 430 00:28:01.914 --> 00:28:03.018 That's what I'm doing. 431 00:28:03.316 --> 00:28:04.784 Well, I can give you a ride. 432 00:28:04.884 --> 00:28:05.852 In this? 433 00:28:05.952 --> 00:28:07.158 - Yes, sir. - Yeah? 434 00:28:08.187 --> 00:28:10.133 This vehicle make it across country? 435 00:28:10.256 --> 00:28:11.724 - I think so. - Yeah? 436 00:28:11.824 --> 00:28:13.226 - Yeah. - Okay. Good. 437 00:28:13.326 --> 00:28:15.928 Because I know where they're going. I got their map. 438 00:28:16.028 --> 00:28:17.196 My daughter, she's just... 439 00:28:17.296 --> 00:28:21.133 She's been acting out a little bit lately and just having a hard time, 440 00:28:21.233 --> 00:28:23.002 and just been dealing with that, 441 00:28:23.102 --> 00:28:25.938 so I called the police and put out an APB, so took care of all that. 442 00:28:26.038 --> 00:28:27.707 - Really, sir? - Yeah. 443 00:28:27.807 --> 00:28:29.684 - You did that? - I did. 444 00:28:32.411 --> 00:28:36.018 Son, you got nothing to do with this, do you? And be honest with me. 445 00:28:36.282 --> 00:28:37.317 No, sir. 446 00:28:38.317 --> 00:28:39.952 - All right, well, start it up. - Yes, sir. 447 00:28:40.052 --> 00:28:41.988 I'm not gonna ride in the buddy-seat, though. 448 00:28:42.088 --> 00:28:44.034 You have to, sir. 449 00:28:44.690 --> 00:28:47.466 - And also, you have to hold the Little Elvis. - Weird kid. 450 00:29:00.373 --> 00:29:04.583 And he might poop in your pocket, so don't get too mad. 451 00:29:17.256 --> 00:29:19.759 Max, I don't know if this is a good idea. We don't even know these people. 452 00:29:19.859 --> 00:29:22.194 She seemed really nice, and I really want a home cooked meal 453 00:29:22.294 --> 00:29:24.171 and a bathroom without rodents. 454 00:29:26.999 --> 00:29:30.037 Hope you girls are hungry. Dinner's almost ready. 455 00:29:30.336 --> 00:29:31.904 Yeah, I'm starving. 456 00:29:32.004 --> 00:29:34.314 This place is great. Can we go horseback riding? 457 00:29:34.740 --> 00:29:37.380 Yeah, I'm sure my son can take you out. 458 00:29:37.910 --> 00:29:40.322 There he is. Bud! Bud! 459 00:29:50.089 --> 00:29:51.796 Splendor in the Grass. 460 00:29:52.058 --> 00:29:55.005 - He looks just like... - Warren Beatty. 461 00:29:55.294 --> 00:29:57.229 Howdy. I'm Bud. 462 00:29:57.329 --> 00:29:58.399 I'm Max. 463 00:29:59.098 --> 00:30:00.099 - Ellie. - Nice to meet you both. 464 00:30:00.199 --> 00:30:01.467 - They're staying with us... - Bud. Nice to meet you. 465 00:30:01.567 --> 00:30:03.302 ...until we get an all-clear from the President. 466 00:30:03.402 --> 00:30:04.710 Well, great. Well, welcome. 467 00:30:08.941 --> 00:30:10.376 - Y'all coming? - Yeah. 468 00:30:10.476 --> 00:30:11.511 Yeah. 469 00:30:12.078 --> 00:30:14.285 - Charlotte's quite the cook. - Hold this, Max. 470 00:30:23.389 --> 00:30:26.726 Be sure to call your parents right after dinner and let them know you're okay. 471 00:30:26.826 --> 00:30:27.861 Okay. 472 00:30:30.529 --> 00:30:33.408 You're squeezed in mighty tight over there, ain't you? 473 00:30:38.304 --> 00:30:40.973 Do you guys want to hear my greatest idea ever? 474 00:30:41.073 --> 00:30:42.313 Homing pigeons. 475 00:30:42.508 --> 00:30:45.352 Does this have anything to do with what you did to the Little Elvis? 476 00:30:46.178 --> 00:30:50.092 No. Take a pigeon, and I drive it to a movie star's house. 477 00:30:50.282 --> 00:30:51.386 Pick somebody! 478 00:30:51.984 --> 00:30:53.088 Warren Beatty. 479 00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:57.401 I don't think he likes birds, but I like the way you're thinking. Charlotte. 480 00:30:58.157 --> 00:30:59.363 Marlon Brando. 481 00:31:00.092 --> 00:31:02.072 Yes, Brando. 482 00:31:02.328 --> 00:31:04.997 So, I ride my bike with the pigeon over to Marion's house, 483 00:31:05.097 --> 00:31:07.466 show her Marlon's house, drive home, 484 00:31:07.566 --> 00:31:11.103 and then I write a note that says, "I love you, Marlon Brando. 485 00:31:11.203 --> 00:31:13.877 "Will you marry me? Check the box, 'yes' or 'no."' 486 00:31:14.173 --> 00:31:15.908 Then I tape it to the pigeon's leg 487 00:31:16.008 --> 00:31:18.844 and it flies to my fiance's house and gives him the note. 488 00:31:18.944 --> 00:31:21.981 Wait, the pigeon gives Marlon the note? 489 00:31:22.081 --> 00:31:24.250 Boom. Flying fan-mail. 490 00:31:24.350 --> 00:31:25.658 That's impossible, Max. 491 00:31:25.918 --> 00:31:27.553 No, it's not, because I know where we can get a pigeon. 492 00:31:27.653 --> 00:31:29.388 Yeah, well, the pigeon's not the hard part. 493 00:31:29.488 --> 00:31:32.628 The making him fly with a note taped to his leg to Marlon Brando's house? 494 00:31:32.892 --> 00:31:34.160 - Yeah, that's impossible. - It's impossible. 495 00:31:34.260 --> 00:31:35.398 "Stella!" 496 00:31:37.263 --> 00:31:39.432 I know this guy in Detroit who got a pigeon 497 00:31:39.532 --> 00:31:42.172 and he drove to his girlfriend's house in Arkansas. 498 00:31:42.301 --> 00:31:44.904 And then he drove home to Detroit, and the next day 499 00:31:45.004 --> 00:31:47.644 the pigeon showed up on her doorstep in Little Rock. 500 00:31:48.107 --> 00:31:51.444 There's a million pigeons out there. That could have been any bird in Little Rock. 501 00:31:51.544 --> 00:31:53.023 - True. - With a note? 502 00:31:53.212 --> 00:31:54.780 "I could have been somebody. 503 00:31:54.880 --> 00:31:56.791 "I could have been a contender." 504 00:32:01.954 --> 00:32:04.025 Y'all want to go squirrel hunting tomorrow? 505 00:32:11.130 --> 00:32:13.132 Hey, Max? 506 00:32:14.667 --> 00:32:17.648 I'm pretty sure I saw Frank Morris at the store today. 507 00:32:18.103 --> 00:32:19.343 Who's Frank Morris? 508 00:32:20.072 --> 00:32:22.279 The mastermind who escaped Alcatraz. 509 00:32:22.975 --> 00:32:25.615 Well, Billy says nobody makes it off Alcatraz alive. 510 00:32:26.979 --> 00:32:28.481 Billy doesn't know anything. 511 00:32:29.081 --> 00:32:30.526 Well, why was he on the Rock? 512 00:32:30.950 --> 00:32:33.123 I don't know. Probably murder. 513 00:32:35.688 --> 00:32:37.395 All I'm saying is, 514 00:32:39.458 --> 00:32:42.769 I'm pretty sure I saw him steal crackers today. 515 00:32:44.396 --> 00:32:45.773 I need a cigarette. 516 00:32:46.365 --> 00:32:47.867 I'll be right back. 517 00:32:52.471 --> 00:32:55.077 You know, smoking's bad for you. 518 00:32:55.774 --> 00:32:58.277 Well, not that it matters. 519 00:32:58.744 --> 00:33:02.692 We're all gonna die anyway. After all, this is the western hemisphere. 520 00:33:04.750 --> 00:33:05.888 Can I bum one? 521 00:33:06.552 --> 00:33:08.156 - Yeah. - Thank you. 522 00:33:16.061 --> 00:33:17.768 You look like Warren Beatty. 523 00:33:20.666 --> 00:33:22.168 Do I make you nervous? 524 00:33:23.302 --> 00:33:24.440 No. 525 00:33:27.606 --> 00:33:30.246 - How old are you? - 17. 526 00:33:34.046 --> 00:33:35.948 You know you're not inhaling that, right? 527 00:33:36.048 --> 00:33:38.324 - What? - Here, go like this. 528 00:33:45.057 --> 00:33:46.092 Try it. 529 00:33:48.294 --> 00:33:49.466 There you go. 530 00:33:50.029 --> 00:33:51.372 You got it, you got it right. 531 00:33:54.633 --> 00:33:56.203 So, Why'd you run away from home? 532 00:33:56.602 --> 00:33:59.173 - I... I didn't. - Sure you didn't. 533 00:33:59.805 --> 00:34:02.547 You know you can tell me. I ain't gonna turn you in. 534 00:34:03.108 --> 00:34:05.247 I didn't run away from home. I'm... 535 00:34:05.544 --> 00:34:06.716 I'm on vacation. 536 00:34:08.147 --> 00:34:10.127 Hey, you wanna see something cool? 537 00:34:11.684 --> 00:34:14.062 - Yeah. - Yeah? Come on. Let's go. 538 00:34:16.255 --> 00:34:17.290 Come on. 539 00:34:20.326 --> 00:34:21.600 It's beautiful, huh? 540 00:34:22.227 --> 00:34:23.262 Yeah. 541 00:35:40.839 --> 00:35:42.375 They're not 17. 542 00:35:42.641 --> 00:35:45.349 Look at this postcard Max asked me to mail. 543 00:35:46.145 --> 00:35:49.114 "Dear Steve, it's your favorite 15-year-old again. 544 00:35:49.214 --> 00:35:51.116 "I was in the great state of Utah recently. 545 00:35:51.216 --> 00:35:54.356 "This is what my motel looked like. Sincerely, Max the Wax." 546 00:35:56.221 --> 00:35:59.591 I mentioned calling their parents, they changed the subject, 547 00:35:59.691 --> 00:36:02.061 so I'm gonna call the police in the morning. 548 00:36:02.161 --> 00:36:03.504 I think they're runaways. 549 00:36:04.196 --> 00:36:05.732 Why don't you call Max's father? 550 00:36:06.331 --> 00:36:07.833 I don't have his phone number. 551 00:36:08.700 --> 00:36:10.536 You don't have Steve McQueen's phone number. 552 00:36:10.636 --> 00:36:12.172 I don't think so. 553 00:36:12.538 --> 00:36:13.778 You better not. 554 00:36:19.711 --> 00:36:21.816 Wake up. We're leaving. 555 00:36:23.248 --> 00:36:26.218 Why? Did your boyfriend break up with you already? 556 00:36:26.318 --> 00:36:27.753 What? No. 557 00:36:27.853 --> 00:36:32.458 "Dear Steve McQueen, it's your favorite 15-year-old again." That's what it is. 558 00:36:32.558 --> 00:36:35.505 Charlotte thinks we're runaways. She's calling the police. 559 00:36:36.361 --> 00:36:39.604 Charlotte's making chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. 560 00:36:39.798 --> 00:36:43.402 Gosh, we don't have time for chocolate chip pancakes! 561 00:36:43.502 --> 00:36:44.503 Ellie! 562 00:36:44.603 --> 00:36:45.638 Get up. 563 00:36:51.643 --> 00:36:53.579 You kissed him, didn't you? 564 00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:54.747 Are you kidding me right now? 565 00:36:54.847 --> 00:36:56.382 Why'd you have to tell everyone Steve McQueen's 566 00:36:56.482 --> 00:36:58.150 - your dad in the first place, Max? - You know, 567 00:36:58.250 --> 00:37:00.719 sometimes you have to believe stuff like that, Ellie. 568 00:37:00.819 --> 00:37:01.787 You don't know. 569 00:37:01.887 --> 00:37:05.057 You know, maybe Steve likes my cards, and maybe one day, 570 00:37:05.157 --> 00:37:08.260 he'll pick me up in his corvette and give Dave the what's what for a whole day. 571 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:10.237 And it'll be great... 572 00:37:10.729 --> 00:37:12.197 - What was that? - I don't know. 573 00:37:12.297 --> 00:37:14.777 - Max, what was that? - I don't know. You hit it. 574 00:37:15.334 --> 00:37:16.502 Oh, my God, it was a squirrel! 575 00:37:16.602 --> 00:37:20.305 - No, no, no, no! I killed a squirrel. - You hit a squirrel! 576 00:37:20.405 --> 00:37:23.475 - Why would you do that, Ellie? - Because I was distracted. 577 00:37:23.575 --> 00:37:28.354 - Well, why were you distracted? - Because you won't stop talking. 578 00:37:28.514 --> 00:37:30.215 - Oh, my God. - One of the reasons that you like me 579 00:37:30.315 --> 00:37:31.658 is because I talk! 580 00:37:32.384 --> 00:37:33.419 You know what? 581 00:37:33.886 --> 00:37:34.920 Are you serious right now? 582 00:37:35.020 --> 00:37:37.256 I hate to say it, but it's a great addition to the scrapbook. 583 00:37:37.356 --> 00:37:38.424 I'm done. 584 00:37:38.524 --> 00:37:40.526 - I'm done. Stop! Hush! - You're... 585 00:37:40.726 --> 00:37:42.069 Don't talk. 586 00:37:42.427 --> 00:37:44.338 Let's drive in peace, please. 587 00:37:49.968 --> 00:37:51.413 This trip is a disaster. 588 00:37:51.837 --> 00:37:53.339 A complete disaster. 589 00:37:56.642 --> 00:37:58.811 - Can we just go see Aunt Daisy now? - Fine. Fine. 590 00:37:58.911 --> 00:37:59.981 Who's Aunt Daisy? 591 00:38:03.315 --> 00:38:05.584 - Stop. Stop. Stop screaming! - We're just kids! 592 00:38:05.684 --> 00:38:07.459 Are you the mastermind from Alcatraz? 593 00:38:07.886 --> 00:38:09.955 - Is that what they're calling me now? - I knew it was you! 594 00:38:10.055 --> 00:38:11.523 I knew it was you, Frank Morris. 595 00:38:11.623 --> 00:38:14.331 - It's Frank Morris? - Yes! This is Frank Morris! 596 00:38:14.593 --> 00:38:17.262 - We're going to die. We're gonna die! - I'm not dying in Colorado! 597 00:38:17.362 --> 00:38:20.639 Hold on, no one's going to die. Now calm the hell down. 598 00:38:21.767 --> 00:38:23.635 You know what? Before you do this, you should know 599 00:38:23.735 --> 00:38:25.571 that I am just like you, okay? 600 00:38:25.671 --> 00:38:29.483 I put laxative in my teacher's coffee and she was out of school for two days. 601 00:38:29.875 --> 00:38:31.343 I have a longer rap sheet than you, Frank. 602 00:38:31.443 --> 00:38:34.390 I am bad. I am bad, all right? I am... Ellie, I am bad. 603 00:38:34.513 --> 00:38:36.048 Max, hey, give him the money. 604 00:38:36.148 --> 00:38:37.116 We don't have any money. 605 00:38:37.216 --> 00:38:38.650 - Give him the money, Max! - We do not have any money! 606 00:38:38.750 --> 00:38:40.319 I don't want your money. 607 00:38:40.419 --> 00:38:41.987 I don't need to go back to prison. I want something else. 608 00:38:42.087 --> 00:38:43.455 You are not gonna get any of the money! 609 00:38:43.555 --> 00:38:44.761 Relax. 610 00:38:45.457 --> 00:38:47.596 I just need a ride. 611 00:39:00.405 --> 00:39:01.440 Okay. 612 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:06.445 Now, we're gonna walk in calmly, sit down nicely 613 00:39:06.545 --> 00:39:08.582 and you're gonna act like I'm your pa. 614 00:39:22.561 --> 00:39:25.364 This is Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles, California. 615 00:39:25.464 --> 00:39:26.798 It's about 5:00 in the morning. 616 00:39:26.898 --> 00:39:29.868 That's the homicide squad complete with detectives and newspapermen. 617 00:39:29.968 --> 00:39:32.204 A murder has just been reported from one of those great big houses... 618 00:39:32.304 --> 00:39:33.739 - What are you talking about? - ...on the 10,000 block. 619 00:39:33.839 --> 00:39:36.008 - Monologue. You can't stop her. - You'll see it in the late editions. 620 00:39:36.108 --> 00:39:37.442 - Monologue? - I'm sure. It'll play over your radio. 621 00:39:37.542 --> 00:39:38.710 And you'll see it on television. 622 00:39:38.810 --> 00:39:40.913 Because an old time star is involved. 623 00:39:41.013 --> 00:39:42.253 One of the biggest. 624 00:39:42.514 --> 00:39:46.485 But before it gets all distorted, blown out of proportion, 625 00:39:46.585 --> 00:39:49.794 before those Hollywood columnists get their hands on it, 626 00:39:50.022 --> 00:39:52.093 maybe you want to hear the facts. 627 00:39:53.025 --> 00:39:54.927 If so, you've come to the right party. 628 00:39:55.027 --> 00:39:57.496 - Make her stop. - I can't. She's gotta finish. 629 00:39:57.596 --> 00:40:00.736 You see, a young man was found dead in her mansion swimming pool. 630 00:40:00.999 --> 00:40:03.702 Two shots in his back and one in his stomach. 631 00:40:03.802 --> 00:40:05.003 No one important, really. 632 00:40:05.103 --> 00:40:08.414 Just a movie writer with a couple of B pictures to his credit. 633 00:40:08.573 --> 00:40:10.678 The poor dope. He always wanted a pool. 634 00:40:11.510 --> 00:40:14.218 Well, in the end, he got himself a pool. 635 00:40:15.847 --> 00:40:18.555 Only the price turned out to be a little high. 636 00:40:22.621 --> 00:40:24.523 - Hey, Delores. - Hey, how are you? Good to see you. 637 00:40:24.623 --> 00:40:26.068 Hey, Officers. 638 00:40:29.661 --> 00:40:31.072 How's your night going? 639 00:40:32.064 --> 00:40:34.772 Let's sit up near the bar here. 640 00:40:35.434 --> 00:40:36.504 Cool. 641 00:40:40.005 --> 00:40:41.707 You rat me out, 642 00:40:41.807 --> 00:40:44.376 and I'll tell them that you're juvenile delinquent runaways, 643 00:40:44.476 --> 00:40:47.480 and you'll be the ones trying to find your way off Alcatraz. 644 00:40:57.856 --> 00:40:59.130 Man, this is tepid. 645 00:41:02.994 --> 00:41:04.200 Hey. Hi. 646 00:41:04.463 --> 00:41:05.864 Can you heat this up for me? 647 00:41:05.964 --> 00:41:10.379 And can you also put some more of that "pff, pff," on top? Thanks. 648 00:41:11.002 --> 00:41:12.106 Coming right up. 649 00:41:13.038 --> 00:41:15.374 I hear you have to eat slop in prison, Frank. Is that true? 650 00:41:15.474 --> 00:41:17.743 You say another word and that's all you'll ever eat. 651 00:41:17.843 --> 00:41:20.653 No more "pff, pff," ever, you hear me? 652 00:41:20.879 --> 00:41:23.257 I'm in charge now. 653 00:41:24.216 --> 00:41:25.251 Okay. 654 00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:31.260 You know, none of this would have happened if you didn't take us on that stupid detour. 655 00:41:31.523 --> 00:41:33.091 - Don't blame me. - Like, didn't you? 656 00:41:33.191 --> 00:41:34.393 Yeah, well, whoop-de-doo. 657 00:41:34.493 --> 00:41:35.836 That should have been a clue. 658 00:41:36.962 --> 00:41:39.364 You meet a guy who looks like Warren Beatty and ride a horse. 659 00:41:39.464 --> 00:41:41.099 None of that would have happened if it wasn't for me. 660 00:41:41.199 --> 00:41:43.335 Yeah, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be stuck with this guy! 661 00:41:43.435 --> 00:41:45.404 - Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. - I'm not gonna sit down. 662 00:41:45.504 --> 00:41:48.273 If you didn't write that stupid letter to Eleanor Roosevelt in the first place, 663 00:41:48.373 --> 00:41:49.808 we wouldn't be in this predicament right now. 664 00:41:49.908 --> 00:41:52.010 I only wrote that letter, Ellie, because I'm your best friend 665 00:41:52.110 --> 00:41:53.783 and I didn't want you to end it. 666 00:41:53.979 --> 00:41:57.149 Maybe you just should have, because you're not the only one with problems. 667 00:41:57.249 --> 00:41:58.417 - Thank you. - Come back soon, now. 668 00:41:58.517 --> 00:41:59.751 Will you shut up, Max? 669 00:41:59.851 --> 00:42:00.852 You don't even know what you're talking about. 670 00:42:00.952 --> 00:42:03.021 You kissed Bud when you knew that I liked him. 671 00:42:03.121 --> 00:42:05.924 - This is about scoring Warren? - Yeah, it's about scoring Warren! 672 00:42:06.024 --> 00:42:08.927 Sol kissed him. Big deal. We're never gonna see him again. 673 00:42:09.027 --> 00:42:10.629 - Sit down. - I'm not gonna sit down. 674 00:42:10.729 --> 00:42:12.798 - You know one more thing? - I blame you 675 00:42:12.898 --> 00:42:14.566 for not letting me eat those chocolate chip pancakes. 676 00:42:14.666 --> 00:42:16.501 Chocolate chip pancakes! Come on. 677 00:42:16.601 --> 00:42:18.437 My mom doesn't even care about anything 678 00:42:18.537 --> 00:42:20.572 other than stupid Cream of Wheat and I gosh-darn hate it! 679 00:42:20.672 --> 00:42:22.743 - She's driving me nuts. - No, you don't! 680 00:42:24.142 --> 00:42:27.680 - You're welcome. You're crazy! - You're crazy! 681 00:42:32.684 --> 00:42:33.719 Frank. 682 00:42:33.852 --> 00:42:36.332 This is for your own good, okay? 683 00:42:44.596 --> 00:42:46.974 I thought you knew me better than this, Max. 684 00:42:48.934 --> 00:42:49.969 I do. 685 00:42:52.671 --> 00:42:54.981 Besides, I think I like somebody else anyway. 686 00:43:02.013 --> 00:43:03.151 Hey, buddy? 687 00:43:05.717 --> 00:43:08.019 I got two kids just like that at home. 688 00:43:08.119 --> 00:43:10.725 Hey, take a napkin. Clean yourself up. 689 00:43:13.925 --> 00:43:16.599 Cops won't give a reward to a couple of kids. 690 00:43:16.795 --> 00:43:18.897 They'll just say we're runaways and send us home. 691 00:43:18.997 --> 00:43:21.477 Definitely, definitely no cops. 692 00:43:25.103 --> 00:43:26.605 My gosh, here he comes. 693 00:43:26.705 --> 00:43:28.048 - What? - Lock the door. 694 00:43:35.146 --> 00:43:36.887 Come on, open up. 695 00:43:37.048 --> 00:43:38.152 Open the door. 696 00:43:41.653 --> 00:43:43.188 - Open the door. - What's on your face? 697 00:43:43.288 --> 00:43:45.624 - Open the door. - No, Alcatraz man. 698 00:43:45.724 --> 00:43:47.260 I already bailed you out once. 699 00:43:50.228 --> 00:43:51.997 - What's he doing? - I don't know! 700 00:43:52.097 --> 00:43:54.966 "Want to hear a story about right-hand, left-hand? 701 00:43:55.066 --> 00:43:57.002 "A story about good and evil?" 702 00:43:57.102 --> 00:43:59.070 - Okay, I know this one. My gosh! - "H-A-T-E." 703 00:43:59.170 --> 00:44:01.173 - It's going to kill me. I know this one. - "It was with this hand 704 00:44:01.273 --> 00:44:04.609 "that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. 705 00:44:04.709 --> 00:44:06.711 "L-O-V-E. 706 00:44:07.045 --> 00:44:08.647 "You see these fingers, dear hearts? 707 00:44:08.747 --> 00:44:11.650 "The veins go straight to the soul of a man. 708 00:44:11.750 --> 00:44:14.128 "The right hand, the hand of love. 709 00:44:15.287 --> 00:44:17.995 "Let me tell you a story, a story about life. 710 00:44:18.757 --> 00:44:20.896 "These fingers, they were... 711 00:44:21.159 --> 00:44:23.261 "They were a-warring and a-fighting, 712 00:44:23.361 --> 00:44:26.965 "one against the other, and old brother left hand, 713 00:44:27.065 --> 00:44:30.235 "he was a-fighting and it looked like love was a goner, 714 00:44:30.335 --> 00:44:31.973 "but wait a minute. 715 00:44:32.203 --> 00:44:34.205 "Wait a minute. 716 00:44:34.539 --> 00:44:37.075 "Love. Love was a-winning. 717 00:44:37.175 --> 00:44:39.678 "Hot dog, love was the winner. 718 00:44:39.878 --> 00:44:41.880 "Old left hand, hate, 719 00:44:42.747 --> 00:44:43.815 "he was down for the count." 720 00:44:43.915 --> 00:44:45.917 Night of the Hunter, Robert Mitchum! 721 00:44:46.918 --> 00:44:48.022 Loved that. 722 00:44:48.153 --> 00:44:49.461 Don't leave me out here. 723 00:44:50.922 --> 00:44:51.957 I think we should take him, Ellie. 724 00:44:52.057 --> 00:44:54.799 Heck, this guy's better than Brando. I can learn a lot from this fellow. 725 00:45:04.135 --> 00:45:06.240 - Night of the Hunter, huh? - You got it. 726 00:45:07.005 --> 00:45:08.040 I got it. 727 00:45:11.810 --> 00:45:14.290 Did you work a lot on your fitness in prison, Frank? 728 00:45:14.813 --> 00:45:16.815 Not a lot else to do on the Rock. 729 00:45:18.216 --> 00:45:19.490 It shows. 730 00:45:23.955 --> 00:45:26.691 Is it wrong to think a convict is cute, Ellie? 731 00:45:26.791 --> 00:45:30.329 He's an old man. He's probably already 30. 732 00:45:51.750 --> 00:45:53.318 Everything's A-okay, Mr. Potter. 733 00:45:53.418 --> 00:45:55.125 My parents are glad I'm gone. 734 00:45:55.987 --> 00:45:58.900 - Got fired from Dairy Deluxe, though. - It happens. 735 00:46:01.259 --> 00:46:03.161 - Can I ask you a question, sir? - Right now? 736 00:46:03.261 --> 00:46:04.797 How come you gave up pumpkins? 737 00:46:05.163 --> 00:46:06.364 How come I did what? 738 00:46:06.464 --> 00:46:09.568 You're not really a farmer anymore, sir. All your pumpkins are rotting. 739 00:46:09.668 --> 00:46:12.571 I just see you sitting in your truck doing nothing. It's creepy. 740 00:46:12.671 --> 00:46:16.074 I don't know why you'd call it creepy, son. I mean, 741 00:46:16.174 --> 00:46:18.143 I don't get the problem you kids have with that truck. 742 00:46:18.243 --> 00:46:21.986 I just enjoy sitting in there and smoking the occasional cigarette. 743 00:46:22.347 --> 00:46:24.793 I like it. Makes me feel good. 744 00:46:25.150 --> 00:46:27.852 See, I think you might get confused sometimes because, you know, 745 00:46:27.952 --> 00:46:29.522 you're just a little kid. 746 00:46:29.788 --> 00:46:31.923 You know, what are you? About 12? 747 00:46:32.023 --> 00:46:33.091 - Sixteen, sir. - Okay. 748 00:46:33.191 --> 00:46:34.960 Well, see, I'm a grown man, 749 00:46:35.060 --> 00:46:41.433 and sometimes grown men do things that younger people don't understand. 750 00:46:41.533 --> 00:46:43.435 It doesn't make sense to you 'cause you haven't... 751 00:46:43.535 --> 00:46:46.605 You haven't been around, and I don't just mean 752 00:46:46.705 --> 00:46:48.241 been around town, I mean you haven't... 753 00:46:49.074 --> 00:46:51.743 You haven't been alive that long, so you don't really know 754 00:46:51.843 --> 00:46:55.380 what in the hell's going on a lot of the time, so you get kind of confused like... 755 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:56.515 Like you do. 756 00:46:57.115 --> 00:46:58.287 But... 757 00:46:59.517 --> 00:47:04.159 I appreciate your being interested in how I spend my private time. 758 00:47:06.257 --> 00:47:07.525 Why don't you finish up? 759 00:47:07.625 --> 00:47:09.104 - We gotta get back out on the road. - Yes, sir. 760 00:47:10.528 --> 00:47:12.397 You gotta... You gotta keep eating 761 00:47:12.497 --> 00:47:15.171 - and just don't talk for a minute, okay? - Yes, sir. 762 00:47:15.533 --> 00:47:19.971 Dazzling Daisy's Palace, showtimes, all right, 2:00, 4:00 and 6:00 p.m. 763 00:47:20.071 --> 00:47:21.379 What time is it, guys? 764 00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:24.809 - All right, comes to 5 and 30. - It's 1:30. 765 00:47:24.909 --> 00:47:27.583 Well, hurry up! We can make it! 766 00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:31.249 Charleston Chew? How did you know I like Charleston Chew? 767 00:47:31.349 --> 00:47:33.818 I want a bite. Everyone likes candy, Frank. 768 00:47:33.918 --> 00:47:35.192 It's not that, it's my favorite. 769 00:47:38.990 --> 00:47:42.460 If I hear this song again, I'm gonna kill someone. 770 00:47:42.560 --> 00:47:45.130 - That's not funny, Frank. - Relax, it's just a euphemism. 771 00:47:45.230 --> 00:47:48.033 - What's a euphemism? - A nicer way of saying something. 772 00:47:48.133 --> 00:47:50.579 - Like, lovin' them up? - Yeah. 773 00:47:52.237 --> 00:47:54.046 Frank, guess what I just did. 774 00:47:54.439 --> 00:47:55.543 I don't know. What? 775 00:47:55.974 --> 00:47:58.511 I just ate a peanut M&M with two nuts in it. 776 00:48:00.478 --> 00:48:02.414 So, tell me about this Aunt Daisy. 777 00:48:02.514 --> 00:48:06.551 She was a big Broadway showgirl until she married my Uncle Rocko, 778 00:48:06.651 --> 00:48:09.354 and he thought it would be better for her career to move to Las Vegas. 779 00:48:09.454 --> 00:48:12.492 She's the best in the business, Frank, and an amazing dancer. 780 00:48:13.525 --> 00:48:16.506 Great, make it fast. I want to get back on the road. 781 00:48:17.095 --> 00:48:19.507 You're not coming in, Frank. You're staying in the car. 782 00:48:20.064 --> 00:48:23.944 Fine. I don't want to see some old lady doing the splits with a hula-hoop anyway. 783 00:48:25.069 --> 00:48:27.071 I gotta say, it looks better in the movies. 784 00:48:27.205 --> 00:48:30.008 Where's Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack and the dancing women? 785 00:48:30.108 --> 00:48:32.310 Where's Bugsy and his bulletproof office? 786 00:48:32.410 --> 00:48:35.948 Max, you didn't think we were going to Las Vegas, Nevada, did you? 787 00:48:38.116 --> 00:48:39.217 Are there two Las Vegases? 788 00:48:39.317 --> 00:48:40.352 - Yeah. - Yeah. 789 00:48:40.919 --> 00:48:44.423 And the one Aunt Daisy lives in, that's Las Vegas, New Mexico. 790 00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:56.870 All right. 791 00:49:07.045 --> 00:49:09.047 This is certainly a full house. 792 00:49:11.482 --> 00:49:13.318 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 793 00:49:13.418 --> 00:49:20.233 Let's give a warm Las Vegas welcome for the star of the show, Dazzling Daisy! 794 00:50:44.342 --> 00:50:46.185 Let's go find her. Come on. 795 00:50:51.716 --> 00:50:53.351 Max, are we supposed to be in here? 796 00:50:53.451 --> 00:50:55.226 She's my aunt. I can do what I want. 797 00:50:59.824 --> 00:51:01.201 Gone with the Wind. 798 00:51:03.661 --> 00:51:07.198 This is like Clark Gable's suit! We should get this for Frank! 799 00:51:07.298 --> 00:51:09.209 - This is her stuff. - I'm going to get it on the way out. 800 00:51:10.435 --> 00:51:12.506 Jeez, she's got a lot of stuff. 801 00:51:13.104 --> 00:51:16.507 Aunt Daisy, are you back here? It's your favorite niece, Maxine! 802 00:51:16.607 --> 00:51:17.709 Maxie? 803 00:51:17.809 --> 00:51:19.577 - Is it really you? - Yeah. 804 00:51:19.677 --> 00:51:21.122 Honey! 805 00:51:21.245 --> 00:51:23.114 What are you doing here? 806 00:51:23.214 --> 00:51:25.216 Well, my friend Ellie and I are on our way to New York. 807 00:51:25.316 --> 00:51:26.317 We decided to stop by. 808 00:51:26.417 --> 00:51:28.519 - Ellie, this is my Aunt Daisy. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 809 00:51:28.619 --> 00:51:30.221 - I like your show. - Thank you. 810 00:51:30.321 --> 00:51:33.691 I just started incorporating the whole hula-hoop thing and, you know, 811 00:51:33.791 --> 00:51:35.493 you just never know how it's gonna turn out. 812 00:51:35.593 --> 00:51:39.507 Sensational. Do you live here? With all this stuff? 813 00:51:40.198 --> 00:51:42.166 Well, you know, it needs a bit of straightening, 814 00:51:42.266 --> 00:51:45.543 but I couldn't imagine parting with any of it. 815 00:51:46.537 --> 00:51:48.172 This is one of my favs. 816 00:51:48.272 --> 00:51:51.685 Worn by the Sandra Church in Gypsy. 817 00:51:52.810 --> 00:51:55.381 What about this pizza box? Can you get rid of this pizza box? 818 00:51:55.513 --> 00:51:56.856 Give it to me. 819 00:51:58.416 --> 00:51:59.517 So, where did you put Uncle Rocko? 820 00:51:59.617 --> 00:52:03.121 He vamoosed a long time ago when he couldn't fit through the door. 821 00:52:05.156 --> 00:52:07.258 Would you girls like some tea and cookies? 822 00:52:07.358 --> 00:52:08.359 Yeah. 823 00:52:08.459 --> 00:52:10.461 Great. Coming right up. 824 00:52:12.730 --> 00:52:17.236 Look. She circles dance auditions, but then she just crosses them out. 825 00:52:20.805 --> 00:52:23.251 This one's for next week. In New York. 826 00:52:24.442 --> 00:52:25.710 We have to get her to go to that audition, Ellie. 827 00:52:25.810 --> 00:52:27.445 All right, catch the cookies. 828 00:52:27.545 --> 00:52:29.718 My goodness. 829 00:52:30.214 --> 00:52:31.818 - And the tea? - What? 830 00:52:32.450 --> 00:52:35.286 I'm just kidding. I'm not crazy. 831 00:52:35.386 --> 00:52:38.367 Well, I might be a little crazy, but not that crazy. 832 00:52:40.358 --> 00:52:42.304 So, New York City. 833 00:52:43.161 --> 00:52:45.607 My goodness, I love New York. 834 00:52:47.298 --> 00:52:48.800 Yeah, it's just... 835 00:52:48.900 --> 00:52:51.135 It's really lonely on the road, isn't it, Max? 836 00:52:51.235 --> 00:52:54.472 I have an idea. Why don't you come with us, Aunt Daisy? 837 00:52:54.572 --> 00:52:56.841 - That's a great idea, Max. - Isn't that a great idea? 838 00:52:56.941 --> 00:53:01.856 No. I can't go with you guys to New York. 839 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:05.316 - You won't be gone for long. - Yeah. Just think of it as a holiday. 840 00:53:05.416 --> 00:53:07.259 I can't leave all this. 841 00:53:08.286 --> 00:53:11.290 You need to do this. You see this audition here? 842 00:53:11.889 --> 00:53:14.592 You're gonna make this audition, and we're gonna help you get there. 843 00:53:14.692 --> 00:53:16.561 Daisy, you have to get back out there. 844 00:53:16.661 --> 00:53:21.007 You don't belong here, on this stage. You need to be on the big stage. 845 00:53:23.868 --> 00:53:25.870 The big stage. 846 00:53:27.538 --> 00:53:28.881 Rise and shine. 847 00:53:33.277 --> 00:53:34.779 I got you a present. 848 00:53:34.879 --> 00:53:37.615 - Who the hell is this? - I'm Daisy. 849 00:53:37.715 --> 00:53:39.384 - Daisy, this is... - Daisy. 850 00:53:39.484 --> 00:53:41.686 - My acting coach. - Max's acting coach, 851 00:53:41.786 --> 00:53:43.322 - Lee Strasberg. - Yeah. 852 00:53:43.888 --> 00:53:45.890 You're not Lee Strasberg. 853 00:53:45.990 --> 00:53:48.493 I met Lee Strasberg, and you don't look a thing like him. 854 00:53:48.659 --> 00:53:49.933 You look familiar, though. 855 00:53:50.261 --> 00:53:52.697 - Must be a different Lee Strasberg. - Must be. 856 00:53:52.797 --> 00:53:54.834 All right, New York, here we come. 857 00:55:03.634 --> 00:55:07.338 I gave Lee a couple of egg rolls, but he said he'd be fine just sleeping in the car. 858 00:55:07.438 --> 00:55:09.315 We should just say, "Dear Ed." 859 00:55:09.674 --> 00:55:12.610 You can't just call him Ed. Just say, "Dear Mr. Sullivan." 860 00:55:12.710 --> 00:55:14.445 Ed is more personal, Ellie. 861 00:55:14.545 --> 00:55:15.613 What are you two bickering about? 862 00:55:15.713 --> 00:55:18.694 Trying to get on The Ed Sullivan Show, so we can show him our dance. 863 00:55:18.849 --> 00:55:22.592 - Your dance? - It's a tribute to the late, great 864 00:55:23.387 --> 00:55:24.730 Marilyn Monroe. 865 00:55:25.456 --> 00:55:26.833 I want to see your dance. 866 00:55:29.427 --> 00:55:30.461 Yeah, put on the record. 867 00:55:30.561 --> 00:55:33.440 Well, it'd be much better on a big stage, but okay. 868 00:55:38.936 --> 00:55:40.347 - Good, Ellie? - Yeah. 869 00:56:49.407 --> 00:56:50.681 How was that? 870 00:56:50.941 --> 00:56:53.344 - Amazing. - Let's do it for Eleanor Roosevelt. 871 00:56:53.444 --> 00:56:56.414 - Showed it to our friend Billy once. - But he didn't say anything. 872 00:56:56.514 --> 00:56:57.848 Okay, it's your turn. Max, get her record. 873 00:56:57.948 --> 00:56:59.188 Yeah! 874 00:57:01.886 --> 00:57:03.297 - This one? - Yeah. 875 00:57:04.889 --> 00:57:06.596 Any song but that song. 876 00:57:08.693 --> 00:57:11.799 You know, as a matter of fact, I'm not gonna dance tonight. 877 00:57:16.434 --> 00:57:20.780 Harry Truman called Eleanor Roosevelt the First Lady of the world. 878 00:57:20.905 --> 00:57:23.407 She answered the door to the White House herself. 879 00:57:23.507 --> 00:57:25.109 When she wanted to learn how to fly, 880 00:57:25.209 --> 00:57:28.012 she got Amelia Earhart to promise to teach her. 881 00:57:28.112 --> 00:57:31.949 She could only cook scrambled eggs, and served them on Sundays for dinner. 882 00:57:32.049 --> 00:57:36.020 And when the KKK put a bounty on her head, she put a pistol on the car seat 883 00:57:36.120 --> 00:57:38.589 and drove to Tennessee to speak on civil rights anyway. 884 00:57:38.689 --> 00:57:41.329 Eleanor Roosevelt stood down the Klan. 885 00:58:39.884 --> 00:58:41.056 Good evening, 886 00:58:42.253 --> 00:58:45.166 ladies, gentlemen 887 00:58:46.657 --> 00:58:48.102 and distinguished guests. 888 00:58:49.860 --> 00:58:51.601 Mrs. Roosevelt says 889 00:58:52.163 --> 00:58:53.733 you gain strength, 890 00:58:54.231 --> 00:58:56.302 - courage... - You all right, Ellie? 891 00:58:58.436 --> 00:58:59.471 Yeah. 892 00:59:01.005 --> 00:59:02.541 What have you got there? 893 00:59:03.073 --> 00:59:04.416 It's just a speech. 894 00:59:04.942 --> 00:59:08.151 I'm just having a hard time memorizing it all. 895 00:59:11.282 --> 00:59:13.626 Is that why you girls want to go to New York? 896 00:59:14.018 --> 00:59:17.932 So you can deliver a speech to Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt? 897 00:59:18.823 --> 00:59:20.860 - Sort of. - That's exciting. 898 00:59:21.759 --> 00:59:22.897 I guess. 899 00:59:25.162 --> 00:59:27.665 My mom was gonna do it before she died. 900 00:59:30.201 --> 00:59:33.671 I didn't tell Max just because, you know, if I can't do it, 901 00:59:33.971 --> 00:59:35.639 or if I chicken out... 902 00:59:35.739 --> 00:59:37.842 She just thinks we're going over there to visit her 903 00:59:37.942 --> 00:59:40.149 and look at her gardens or something. 904 00:59:42.313 --> 00:59:44.520 Why do you not like the dance Max gave you? 905 00:59:47.318 --> 00:59:50.554 I haven't really danced full out like that since I was 19 years old. 906 00:59:50.654 --> 00:59:52.361 But you danced in Las Vegas. 907 00:59:52.623 --> 00:59:56.161 Yeah, I mean, I can cha-cha-cha all day long. 908 00:59:56.660 --> 00:59:58.162 It's not the hardest thing in the world. 909 01:00:04.268 --> 01:00:06.714 Remember that outfit I showed you? 910 01:00:06.904 --> 01:00:08.941 - The one from Gypsy? - Yeah. 911 01:00:10.074 --> 01:00:14.845 I was supposed to play the lead in Gypsy for the Broadway premiere. 912 01:00:14.945 --> 01:00:16.117 What happened? 913 01:00:16.747 --> 01:00:18.283 Opening night came. 914 01:00:20.050 --> 01:00:22.690 And when it came time for the big number, 915 01:00:24.288 --> 01:00:27.098 I couldn't remember a step. Not one. 916 01:00:30.928 --> 01:00:33.602 And the audience started laughing. 917 01:00:34.298 --> 01:00:35.470 That's awful. 918 01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:39.371 And then the stage hand dragged me 919 01:00:40.838 --> 01:00:42.840 all the way to Las Vegas. 920 01:00:43.774 --> 01:00:46.277 Turned out to be Las Vegas, New Mexico, 921 01:00:47.144 --> 01:00:48.350 of all places. 922 01:00:49.647 --> 01:00:51.456 - Rocko? - Yeah. 923 01:00:54.652 --> 01:00:55.858 That Rocker. 924 01:00:59.623 --> 01:01:01.625 He wasn't all that bad, you know. 925 01:01:01.959 --> 01:01:04.963 He built me the theater because he knew how much I missed it. 926 01:01:07.798 --> 01:01:11.109 But I never found the confidence I had as a girl. 927 01:01:13.837 --> 01:01:15.009 Max is right. 928 01:01:15.873 --> 01:01:20.618 I gotta do this because if I don't at least try, then I'm really finished. 929 01:01:25.215 --> 01:01:27.821 I really want to do this for my mom. 930 01:01:28.385 --> 01:01:30.387 Make her proud of me, you know? 931 01:01:31.221 --> 01:01:33.701 I've just never done a speech before, or... 932 01:01:35.793 --> 01:01:36.931 Or anything. 933 01:01:37.695 --> 01:01:39.834 Let's make a deal, all right? 934 01:01:40.397 --> 01:01:41.933 If I do it, you do it. 935 01:01:42.833 --> 01:01:43.903 Pinky swear. 936 01:01:45.235 --> 01:01:46.305 Okay. 937 01:01:46.971 --> 01:01:48.450 You can do this. 938 01:01:50.040 --> 01:01:51.110 Come here. 939 01:02:20.838 --> 01:02:22.181 Police! Open up! 940 01:02:23.741 --> 01:02:26.847 - I swear, if that's Frank... - That Frank. 941 01:02:31.749 --> 01:02:33.990 Eleanor Potter and Max the Wax? 942 01:02:34.885 --> 01:02:36.720 - We've been caught. - Runaways, huh? 943 01:02:36.820 --> 01:02:39.256 - All the way from California. - Are you gonna book us? 944 01:02:39.356 --> 01:02:41.725 - On what charges? - Juvenile delinquency. 945 01:02:41.825 --> 01:02:43.294 You missed school, you're underage, 946 01:02:43.394 --> 01:02:45.663 and you've given your parents a first-class heart attack. 947 01:02:45.763 --> 01:02:47.298 Now come on, get dressed and get your things together. 948 01:02:47.398 --> 01:02:48.877 We're taking you downtown right now. 949 01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:53.079 What? Where? All right, we'll be there as soon as we can. 950 01:02:53.904 --> 01:02:55.673 Okay, they found them in Kentucky. 951 01:02:55.773 --> 01:02:58.742 If we get on, we can get there in a couple of hours, put an end to all this. 952 01:02:58.842 --> 01:03:00.844 Let's hustle, Hobgood, come on. There you go. 953 01:03:05.049 --> 01:03:06.917 - This stinks. - Your dad's on his way. 954 01:03:07.017 --> 01:03:08.496 Hey, copper, how did you find us? 955 01:03:10.821 --> 01:03:13.958 "Dear Steve, how are you? I am fine. 956 01:03:14.058 --> 01:03:17.027 "I'm in Las Vegas, New Mexico, and I ate an enchilada. 957 01:03:17.127 --> 01:03:20.802 "It was real good. Talk to you soon. Love Maxine." 958 01:03:20.931 --> 01:03:23.067 Here's another one all the way from Oklahoma. 959 01:03:23.167 --> 01:03:27.171 "Dear Steve, guess what I saw today? Two midgets on a motorcycle. 960 01:03:27.271 --> 01:03:29.740 "I've never seen that before. Wish you were here. 961 01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:30.841 "Love, Maxine." 962 01:03:30.941 --> 01:03:34.111 And there's another one, and another one, and another one. 963 01:03:34.211 --> 01:03:35.412 How did you get my cards? 964 01:03:35.512 --> 01:03:36.981 We have our ways. 965 01:03:37.081 --> 01:03:40.028 Max, what is wrong with you? 966 01:03:40.918 --> 01:03:42.753 I'm sorry. I didn't think that we'd get caught. 967 01:03:42.853 --> 01:03:44.822 I should have never gone on that stupid trip with you. 968 01:03:44.922 --> 01:03:47.163 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. - Yeah, no, you're always sorry. 969 01:03:56.433 --> 01:03:57.810 Girls! 970 01:03:58.702 --> 01:03:59.908 - Mom! - Mom! 971 01:04:01.238 --> 01:04:03.582 I've been worried sick! 972 01:04:05.943 --> 01:04:07.211 Officer. 973 01:04:07.311 --> 01:04:10.047 Sorry, ma'am, I can only release them to their father, Bob Potter. 974 01:04:10.147 --> 01:04:12.252 What? No. But... 975 01:04:13.083 --> 01:04:17.254 But... Dear God! 976 01:04:17.354 --> 01:04:21.291 He's sleeping in the car and he gets so mad when we wake him. 977 01:04:21.391 --> 01:04:24.128 Sorry, ma'am, you'll have to wake him. 978 01:04:24.228 --> 01:04:26.397 I have to have his signature on the release. 979 01:04:26.497 --> 01:04:28.238 God! Really? 980 01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:30.269 Yes, ma'am. 981 01:04:38.008 --> 01:04:39.316 Well, girls, 982 01:04:39.476 --> 01:04:43.080 looks like I have to go wake your father. He's going to be very upset. 983 01:04:43.180 --> 01:04:45.490 He is gonna tan your little hides. 984 01:05:03.000 --> 01:05:04.172 Here I am. 985 01:05:05.302 --> 01:05:06.440 Bob Potter. 986 01:05:08.872 --> 01:05:10.510 - Where do I sign? - Right here. 987 01:05:23.020 --> 01:05:25.466 - Hi, Daddy. - Gee, that's a nice suit, Dad. 988 01:05:26.957 --> 01:05:28.800 You two are in deep trouble. 989 01:05:29.426 --> 01:05:30.928 Get your stuff. Let's go. 990 01:05:33.897 --> 01:05:34.932 Okay. 991 01:05:35.232 --> 01:05:37.678 Wait, wait, wait. Okay. 992 01:05:47.945 --> 01:05:50.755 You all lied to me. I didn't know you were runaways. 993 01:05:51.114 --> 01:05:53.150 I mean, I knew you weren't Lee Strasberg, 994 01:05:53.250 --> 01:05:56.987 but I didn't know you were the man from Alcatraz. Gee whiz. 995 01:05:57.087 --> 01:06:00.933 You two were hilarious. You should start up a comedy team. 996 01:06:01.225 --> 01:06:02.670 How did y'all get that money? 997 01:06:03.026 --> 01:06:04.128 Ellie stole it. 998 01:06:04.228 --> 01:06:07.402 I didn't steal anything. I sold something. 999 01:06:07.531 --> 01:06:10.367 That's the thing, see? You're just helping out a guy. 1000 01:06:10.467 --> 01:06:13.744 A guy who went to the Rock for stealing something. 1001 01:06:15.272 --> 01:06:16.979 We're three of a kind. 1002 01:06:17.507 --> 01:06:20.215 What do you mean, my wife picked her up? 1003 01:06:20.577 --> 01:06:23.524 She did. She left here with you. 1004 01:06:24.147 --> 01:06:25.182 No. 1005 01:06:25.716 --> 01:06:31.496 She didn't. That's impossible you see, because I'm here, right now, with you. 1006 01:06:31.688 --> 01:06:34.100 - And my wife, well, she... - Is dead. 1007 01:06:35.959 --> 01:06:37.427 You let strangers kidnap my daughter? 1008 01:06:37.527 --> 01:06:39.196 - Now, Mr... - What do these people look like? 1009 01:06:39.296 --> 01:06:40.264 Was it this lady? 1010 01:06:40.364 --> 01:06:41.532 - Was it her? - Was it this lady? 1011 01:06:41.632 --> 01:06:42.633 Look at it. 1012 01:06:44.701 --> 01:06:45.903 That's Eleanor Roosevelt. 1013 01:06:46.003 --> 01:06:47.337 - Yes, it is. We know that. - No shit. 1014 01:06:47.437 --> 01:06:50.908 You two little ladies, what are y'all running from? 1015 01:06:51.008 --> 01:06:52.009 Nothing. 1016 01:06:52.109 --> 01:06:53.850 No, you shouldn't run away. You're lucky. 1017 01:06:54.678 --> 01:06:57.881 I grew up on the streets making every bad choice a kid could make. 1018 01:06:57.981 --> 01:07:00.484 I've been in and out of prison from the time I was 13 years old. 1019 01:07:00.584 --> 01:07:03.394 I was inside longer than I was on the outside. 1020 01:07:03.687 --> 01:07:07.257 Do you know this is the first road trip I ever took? 1021 01:07:07.357 --> 01:07:08.961 My first road trip. 1022 01:07:09.993 --> 01:07:11.267 I gotta say, 1023 01:07:12.195 --> 01:07:13.697 I'm having a heck of a time. 1024 01:07:17.267 --> 01:07:18.746 All right, well, 1025 01:07:19.636 --> 01:07:21.411 half hour to sunrise. 1026 01:07:43.260 --> 01:07:44.500 Frank! 1027 01:07:45.062 --> 01:07:48.665 Why don't you just put the mustache back on and come with us to New York? 1028 01:07:48.765 --> 01:07:50.176 Can't do it, Max. 1029 01:07:51.535 --> 01:07:52.741 Can't do it. 1030 01:07:54.237 --> 01:07:57.608 You could mastermind Alcatraz, but you couldn't mastermind us. 1031 01:07:57.708 --> 01:07:59.813 Nobody could mastermind you two. 1032 01:08:01.611 --> 01:08:02.681 And Daisy? 1033 01:08:04.715 --> 01:08:05.819 Knock 'em dead. 1034 01:08:09.286 --> 01:08:11.555 I hope they never find you, Frank! 1035 01:08:11.655 --> 01:08:15.068 - Yeah, me, too, Frank! Bye! - Bye! 1036 01:08:27.504 --> 01:08:30.542 - So long, Frank! - Bye, Frank! 1037 01:08:37.447 --> 01:08:40.553 All right, let's go. Get in the car, you knuckleheads. 1038 01:08:53.730 --> 01:08:56.133 You lock up Elvis Jr.? 1039 01:08:56.233 --> 01:08:58.769 It's the Little Elvis, and, yep, he's in the tub. 1040 01:08:58.869 --> 01:09:01.238 He ain't going nowhere. I mentioned to him that we're in Kentucky. 1041 01:09:01.338 --> 01:09:04.374 He just couldn't believe it. So close to Graceland, yet so far. 1042 01:09:04.474 --> 01:09:07.177 - You talk to Little Elvis, do you, Billy? - Yeah, I do. 1043 01:09:07.277 --> 01:09:09.112 And he wants to know why you stopped farming pumpkins. 1044 01:09:09.212 --> 01:09:12.816 Give me a break, son, okay? Been a hell of a long day. 1045 01:09:12.916 --> 01:09:14.618 Not in the mood to talk about pumpkins. 1046 01:09:14.718 --> 01:09:17.392 My daughter's been kidnapped by a strange woman. 1047 01:09:18.455 --> 01:09:20.290 Could be Eleanor Roosevelt. 1048 01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:22.192 And Franklin. And you should be happy about that. 1049 01:09:22.292 --> 01:09:24.394 - Franklin's dead. - Yeah, well they're both Democrats. 1050 01:09:24.494 --> 01:09:26.263 That's way better than just plain old Americans. 1051 01:09:26.363 --> 01:09:29.733 Leave me alone. Let me think. Thinking portion of the night, okay? 1052 01:09:29.833 --> 01:09:32.177 - Gotta formulate a plan. - Okay. 1053 01:09:34.371 --> 01:09:36.749 Little Elvis says you have a gift for gourds. 1054 01:09:37.340 --> 01:09:41.152 And once a farmer, always a farmer. You can't just stop and be something else. 1055 01:09:42.679 --> 01:09:45.816 - He says you gave up on life. - Tell Little Elvis to kiss my ass. 1056 01:09:45.916 --> 01:09:47.224 I think he's right. 1057 01:09:47.717 --> 01:09:49.390 You shouldn't smoke in bed. 1058 01:09:49.553 --> 01:09:52.089 You know, growing up, there was a boy on the farm next to us. 1059 01:09:52.189 --> 01:09:54.291 Nice kid, simple, though, like you. 1060 01:09:54.391 --> 01:09:56.460 We wouldn't let him near any of the farm equipment. 1061 01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:59.439 Wouldn't even let him sit on a turned off tractor. 1062 01:10:00.330 --> 01:10:04.401 Now, here I am, riding cross-country with you, coast to coast. 1063 01:10:04.501 --> 01:10:05.741 You driving. 1064 01:10:08.605 --> 01:10:09.777 Life's funny. 1065 01:10:10.807 --> 01:10:13.879 Well, not funny, but unpredictable. 1066 01:10:15.178 --> 01:10:16.446 Well, I know about life. 1067 01:10:16.546 --> 01:10:18.682 - No, I know. - I also know about family. 1068 01:10:18.782 --> 01:10:22.594 And how important it is to make sure that they know how much you love them. 1069 01:10:24.254 --> 01:10:26.323 And that they're connected to something. 1070 01:10:26.423 --> 01:10:30.235 And it ain't enough for you to just go and find Ellie and bring her home. 1071 01:10:30.460 --> 01:10:33.407 Gotta make sure that she has a real home to come back to. 1072 01:10:40.670 --> 01:10:43.573 My gosh, Ellie, you better hurry up because we're going to be late. 1073 01:10:43.673 --> 01:10:46.676 We're going to miss the audition. We're already a little late. 1074 01:10:46.776 --> 01:10:48.645 - This is it? - It's pretty. 1075 01:10:48.745 --> 01:10:52.249 - I like it. So ready for this audition. - Okay. 1076 01:10:52.349 --> 01:10:54.124 Let's go, let's go. 1077 01:10:55.852 --> 01:10:56.887 Okay. 1078 01:10:57.587 --> 01:11:00.290 - All right, where's the dressing room? - We don't have time for a dressing room. 1079 01:11:00.390 --> 01:11:01.691 Come on, let's just get you dressed, Daisy. 1080 01:11:01.791 --> 01:11:03.293 - Here? - Yeah! 1081 01:11:03.393 --> 01:11:05.462 - Just put this on! - All right. Unzip me. 1082 01:11:05.562 --> 01:11:08.732 - Sorry. - It's too tight. I gotta breathe! 1083 01:11:08.832 --> 01:11:10.467 Do you wanna get the part or not? 1084 01:11:10.567 --> 01:11:12.302 All right. No breathing. 1085 01:11:12.402 --> 01:11:13.570 - What do you think? - It's great. 1086 01:11:13.670 --> 01:11:15.013 Here. Here. 1087 01:11:15.739 --> 01:11:17.741 - Fluff, fluff, fluff. - All right. 1088 01:11:20.610 --> 01:11:21.714 Hey, look at me. 1089 01:11:22.445 --> 01:11:24.083 A deal's a deal, all right? 1090 01:11:24.614 --> 01:11:25.752 Pinky swear. 1091 01:11:26.950 --> 01:11:27.985 Pinky swear. 1092 01:11:28.251 --> 01:11:29.252 You got this. 1093 01:11:31.354 --> 01:11:33.391 - I have your record. - Here's your record. 1094 01:11:35.292 --> 01:11:36.393 Just one more breath. 1095 01:11:36.493 --> 01:11:37.494 No, no, no. Okay. 1096 01:11:37.594 --> 01:11:38.795 - You can breathe on the way. - Breathe on the way. 1097 01:11:38.895 --> 01:11:39.896 - Let's go. Let's go. - Yeah. 1098 01:11:40.330 --> 01:11:42.833 - I'm actually pretty nervous. - You're going to do great. Great. 1099 01:11:42.933 --> 01:11:44.901 Nerves are fine. Nerves are good. 1100 01:11:45.001 --> 01:11:47.777 Hi, hello there. Sorry. 1101 01:11:48.438 --> 01:11:49.576 You the 10:00? 1102 01:11:50.040 --> 01:11:52.350 - Daisy. - Nice to meet you, Daisy. 1103 01:11:53.643 --> 01:11:54.778 Let's get started. 1104 01:11:54.878 --> 01:11:57.950 - You're late. - Yes, sir. I'm aware of that, sir. 1105 01:12:03.820 --> 01:12:05.722 She's not a mind reader. 1106 01:12:05.822 --> 01:12:08.428 - Excuse me? - Just hand her the record. 1107 01:12:10.694 --> 01:12:12.332 Could you give her the record, sweetie? 1108 01:12:13.363 --> 01:12:16.776 - The record? - Yes, yes, yes, sorry. 1109 01:12:18.034 --> 01:12:20.344 - Sorry. - Whenever you're ready. 1110 01:12:20.737 --> 01:12:22.045 You got this, Aunt Daisy. 1111 01:12:41.491 --> 01:12:42.936 She's incredible. 1112 01:15:03.900 --> 01:15:05.001 That was very nice. 1113 01:15:05.101 --> 01:15:06.739 - Thank you so much. - Very nice. 1114 01:15:07.036 --> 01:15:09.243 It was the best audition. They loved you. I could tell. 1115 01:15:09.506 --> 01:15:11.374 Those directors went nuts. 1116 01:15:11.474 --> 01:15:14.045 They were smiling, they were studying you the entire time. 1117 01:15:14.644 --> 01:15:15.714 Mrs. Wax? 1118 01:15:17.213 --> 01:15:19.182 We're going to need some more information from you. 1119 01:15:19.282 --> 01:15:21.091 - Go. - Great. 1120 01:15:21.251 --> 01:15:22.419 - Aunt Daisy? - Yes. 1121 01:15:22.519 --> 01:15:25.755 From now on, no more Las Vegas, New Mexico. 1122 01:15:25.855 --> 01:15:27.524 I love you so much. 1123 01:15:27.624 --> 01:15:29.759 Never give up on your dreams, sweetheart. 1124 01:15:29.859 --> 01:15:31.600 You're bound for something big. 1125 01:15:33.997 --> 01:15:35.237 And you. 1126 01:15:36.499 --> 01:15:40.503 You give Eleanor Roosevelt the introduction of a lifetime. 1127 01:15:40.603 --> 01:15:41.604 Okay. 1128 01:15:41.704 --> 01:15:43.650 Make your mother proud. 1129 01:15:44.507 --> 01:15:45.542 Okay. 1130 01:15:51.147 --> 01:15:52.549 I'm going to miss her. 1131 01:15:52.649 --> 01:15:54.484 So long, Aunt Daisy! 1132 01:15:54.584 --> 01:15:55.619 All right, let's go. 1133 01:16:06.930 --> 01:16:08.204 Looking for these? 1134 01:16:08.698 --> 01:16:09.733 You found them? 1135 01:16:09.833 --> 01:16:12.245 Yeah, you left them in the motel when the copper snagged us. 1136 01:16:15.405 --> 01:16:16.884 I know it's your mom's speech, Ellie. 1137 01:16:17.574 --> 01:16:18.882 I know what you're doing. 1138 01:16:19.776 --> 01:16:21.010 You think it's stupid, what I'm doing? 1139 01:16:21.110 --> 01:16:23.886 No, I don't think what you're doing is stupid at all. 1140 01:16:24.981 --> 01:16:27.325 I actually think that it's pretty spectacular. 1141 01:16:29.319 --> 01:16:30.696 I know, I was... 1142 01:16:31.588 --> 01:16:34.190 I should have told you. I should have told you what I was doing, 1143 01:16:34.290 --> 01:16:38.395 and I didn't, and out of everyone, you would have probably understood the most. 1144 01:16:38.495 --> 01:16:39.769 Probably would have. 1145 01:16:42.832 --> 01:16:46.736 Sorry I've been blaming everything on you, and I've been such an awful friend. 1146 01:16:46.836 --> 01:16:49.506 You know, I know that this was supposed to be this really fun road trip, 1147 01:16:49.606 --> 01:16:51.779 and I know I haven't been a lot of fun lately. 1148 01:16:54.644 --> 01:16:56.513 Ralph Waldo Emerson says that 1149 01:16:56.613 --> 01:16:59.526 a friend is someone with whom you can be the most sincere. 1150 01:17:01.251 --> 01:17:05.597 But I prefer that you only meet your once-in-a-lifetime friend once in a lifetime. 1151 01:17:05.955 --> 01:17:07.332 And that's from The Little Rascals. 1152 01:17:11.294 --> 01:17:13.706 You know, you're my once-in-a-lifetime friend, Max. 1153 01:17:17.000 --> 01:17:19.536 You know, I don't really think you need these, Ellie. 1154 01:17:19.636 --> 01:17:22.549 I heard you rehearsing the other night. I think you've got it memorized. 1155 01:17:25.241 --> 01:17:26.515 You think I can do it? 1156 01:17:45.895 --> 01:17:47.067 What's happening? 1157 01:17:47.697 --> 01:17:48.767 I don't know. 1158 01:17:56.205 --> 01:17:57.343 Excuse me? 1159 01:17:58.708 --> 01:17:59.743 What's happening? 1160 01:18:00.076 --> 01:18:01.180 Didn't you hear? 1161 01:18:02.946 --> 01:18:05.153 Eleanor Roosevelt died last night in her sleep. 1162 01:18:13.189 --> 01:18:14.532 Wait. Wait, Ellie. 1163 01:18:16.359 --> 01:18:18.066 Let's take one more picture. 1164 01:18:31.774 --> 01:18:33.117 Wait, Max, the guards. 1165 01:18:35.144 --> 01:18:36.316 I'll distract them. 1166 01:18:37.747 --> 01:18:40.057 She really had a way with people. 1167 01:18:47.156 --> 01:18:48.430 I still can't believe it. 1168 01:18:49.826 --> 01:18:50.861 Sir? 1169 01:18:51.327 --> 01:18:53.034 Is the news true? 1170 01:18:53.997 --> 01:18:55.271 Is it true? 1171 01:19:01.270 --> 01:19:03.239 Get back. Get back, please. 1172 01:19:03.339 --> 01:19:06.376 - Please stay back. Are you okay, miss? - No, I am not okay. 1173 01:19:06.476 --> 01:19:07.955 Sam! Sam, come here. 1174 01:19:08.845 --> 01:19:11.080 - Can I get you anything? - I am not okay. 1175 01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:13.285 - Sam, will you go get me some water? - She stood down the Klan. 1176 01:20:19.282 --> 01:20:20.420 Good evening, 1177 01:20:22.251 --> 01:20:23.355 ladies, 1178 01:20:25.021 --> 01:20:26.295 gentlemen 1179 01:20:27.056 --> 01:20:28.535 and distinguished guests. 1180 01:20:32.261 --> 01:20:34.969 Mrs. Roosevelt says you gain strength, 1181 01:20:36.165 --> 01:20:37.269 courage 1182 01:20:38.201 --> 01:20:39.475 and confidence 1183 01:20:40.002 --> 01:20:44.075 by every experience in which you really look fear 1184 01:20:44.974 --> 01:20:46.044 in the face. 1185 01:20:46.542 --> 01:20:47.577 Why? 1186 01:20:48.111 --> 01:20:49.351 Why? 1187 01:20:49.479 --> 01:20:51.117 What the... 1188 01:20:59.122 --> 01:21:00.157 Busted. 1189 01:21:02.358 --> 01:21:03.760 Come with me, young lady. 1190 01:21:03.860 --> 01:21:05.128 - Give me a second. - I'm sorry, 1191 01:21:05.228 --> 01:21:06.329 but we're going to have to break this up now. 1192 01:21:06.429 --> 01:21:07.830 Thank you very much for paying your respects, 1193 01:21:07.930 --> 01:21:09.065 - but it's time to go home. - Thank you. 1194 01:21:09.165 --> 01:21:11.167 Thank you. Come with me. 1195 01:21:12.835 --> 01:21:14.542 I stand before you tonight, 1196 01:21:15.404 --> 01:21:16.815 doing the thing 1197 01:21:17.907 --> 01:21:19.511 I thought I could not do. 1198 01:21:21.944 --> 01:21:25.050 Speaking before an audience of over 200, 1199 01:21:26.549 --> 01:21:32.693 introducing the woman who has meant so much to me and so many others, 1200 01:21:34.290 --> 01:21:38.898 and having raised a daughter who I am so proud of. 1201 01:21:40.363 --> 01:21:41.535 And now, 1202 01:21:43.332 --> 01:21:44.970 it is my great honor 1203 01:21:46.903 --> 01:21:48.314 to introduce to you 1204 01:21:49.505 --> 01:21:52.975 the greatest First Lady this country has ever known, 1205 01:21:54.544 --> 01:21:56.922 the greatest champion of human rights 1206 01:21:59.015 --> 01:22:00.426 and a wonderful mother, 1207 01:22:04.387 --> 01:22:06.060 Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt. 1208 01:22:14.230 --> 01:22:15.675 I did it, Mama. 1209 01:22:19.235 --> 01:22:21.237 And I left nothing out. 1210 01:22:27.777 --> 01:22:29.381 How long have you been standing there? 1211 01:22:29.679 --> 01:22:33.149 Long enough, young lady. Now I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 1212 01:22:35.651 --> 01:22:38.421 Your dad is here. We drove across the country together. 1213 01:22:38.521 --> 01:22:41.698 It was a little weird at first, but I think we're friends now. 1214 01:22:52.401 --> 01:22:53.436 Come here. 1215 01:22:54.103 --> 01:22:55.309 Honey. 1216 01:22:56.706 --> 01:22:58.708 I'm so glad you're safe. 1217 01:23:01.277 --> 01:23:03.120 I'm here to take you home, okay? 1218 01:23:06.315 --> 01:23:09.091 I don't know what I'm doing. I need your help. 1219 01:23:10.219 --> 01:23:12.455 I mean, your brothers are like little wild animals. 1220 01:23:12.555 --> 01:23:16.469 I wake up, the little one's just staring at me with those goggles on. 1221 01:23:16.659 --> 01:23:18.094 Where the hell did he get those goggles? 1222 01:23:18.194 --> 01:23:20.538 - I don't know. - And he doesn't speak. 1223 01:23:22.598 --> 01:23:24.100 We can do it, though. 1224 01:23:26.702 --> 01:23:28.579 Did you find what you were looking for? 1225 01:23:32.074 --> 01:23:33.246 I think so. 1226 01:23:34.710 --> 01:23:36.246 That's good. 1227 01:23:37.613 --> 01:23:39.024 So did I. 1228 01:23:39.682 --> 01:23:40.820 Okay. 1229 01:23:42.218 --> 01:23:45.221 Max, I took care of the Little Elvis for over 3,000 miles, 1230 01:23:45.321 --> 01:23:48.962 and I wouldn't have done that for anybody but you because I like you. 1231 01:24:01.137 --> 01:24:03.472 Driving home with my dad, Max and Billy, 1232 01:24:03.572 --> 01:24:06.142 I looked out the window and saw Marilyn Monroe and my mother 1233 01:24:06.242 --> 01:24:09.121 speeding by in Marilyn's pink Thunderbird. 1234 01:24:09.679 --> 01:24:12.319 And I knew right then that I was gonna be okay. 1235 01:24:13.015 --> 01:24:14.050 And the red line highways 1236 01:24:14.150 --> 01:24:18.496 would link us state by state until it brought us safely back to California. 1237 01:24:18.955 --> 01:24:21.128 Back to the pumpkin capital of the world. 1238 01:24:22.058 --> 01:24:24.265 All in the western hemisphere. 1239 01:24:39.408 --> 01:24:42.787 Ellie! Guess what we got with a postmark from Ireland? 1240 01:24:43.079 --> 01:24:44.820 "Dear girls, having the time of my life. 1241 01:24:45.047 --> 01:24:46.482 "I wish you were here. Guess what? 1242 01:24:46.582 --> 01:24:49.028 "I just ate a peanut M&M with two peanuts in it. 1243 01:24:49.318 --> 01:24:51.554 "Your friend and partner in crime, Lee Strasberg." 1244 01:24:51.654 --> 01:24:53.861 Give me a hand, lover boy. Hand the baby over. 1245 01:24:54.305 --> 01:25:00.911 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org