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And now, ladies and gentlemen,

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Mr. Severn Darden will do
a spot improvisation for you.

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<i>Okay, a little bit of history.</i>

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<i>In 1955, a group
of actors in Chicago</i>

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<i>invented the idea that
improvisational theater</i>

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<i>could be an art form
unto itself,</i>

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<i>not just a warm-up
for other theater.</i>

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We're going to be playing
with the all-American football.

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That's an odd shape, isn't it?
It's not actually round.

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<i>Everyone has their own take on
what's most important in improv.</i>

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<i>But even 60 years later they still
boil down to three basic rules.</i>

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Sly and the family stone.

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Jody and Buffy. Buffy
and the vampire slayer.

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Um, vampires...
Weekend.

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<i>Number one: Say yes.</i>

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Duck season.

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Duck hunt.
Nintendo.

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<i>Which really means just agreeing with
the reality your partner creates</i>

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<i>and then building on that...</i>

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Pong.
Burp.

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<i>And then building on that.</i>

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Burp. Burp.

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<i>And then building on that
and building on that.</i>

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Defender.

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Oh, um, Frogger?

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Mmm.

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Oh, my god, that is amazing.

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Jack, you have worked on that.

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Yeah, yeah, that's a good...

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That's a prepared bit.
That's not improvised. What?

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I don't accept that as improv.

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<i>Number two:
It's all about the group.</i>

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<i>- Yes. -It's not about
you looking good.</i>

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<i>It's also not about
looking funny.</i>

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<i>No.
Or showboating.</i>

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<i>It's about a group working
together in the moment</i>

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<i>to create something
that never happened before,</i>

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<i>you know, or will
never happen again.</i>

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Five minutes, guys.

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"Five minutes, guys."

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"Five minutes-ah."
Why am I Japanese?

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Remember when you said, "please
tell me when I'm racist"?

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This is one of those times.
Thanks.

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Whoa! <i>Finally, and this is
the most important one:</i>

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He's swinging free!

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<i>Don't think.</i>

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<i>It's all about
getting out of your head.</i>

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<i>It's about impulse.</i>

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<i>It's about living in the moment.
It's about now.</i>

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- Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
- No!

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We all said we would wear the same outfit.
Everybody agreed.

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"Let's start wearing
matching outfits."

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I felt like this was the only thing
all of us owned. Say, "yes, and."

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Nobody's "yes, and-ing" me
right now.

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You've gotta go. You've gotta go.
I'm being a professional.

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<i>In improv,
there are no mistakes.</i>

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<i>Like Del close once said,</i>

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<i>"fall and then figure out
what to do on the way down."</i>

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<i>- Welcome to the improv
- for America theater.</i>

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<i>Please turn off your cell phones.
There's no talking.</i>

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All right, got your back.

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Got your back, got your
back, got your back.

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Guys, I'm sorry I'm late.
Oh, no.

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Sorry.
"Guys, I'm sorry I'm late."

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"Sorry." "There was this
sun in the sky and... oh!"

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Guess what.
What?

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Don't care that you're late.
I don't care that you're late.

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Please welcome the commune!

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All right, you guys, let's go.

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Hi. I'm Sam.

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I'm miles.
I'm bill.

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Allison.
Lindsay.

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Jack.

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And we are the commune.

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Everything you see tonight
is gonna be improvised.

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This show is really
all about you guys.

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So we want to know, has anybody out
here had a particularly hard day?

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And something actually hard, not
like your roommate ate your yogurt.

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It was still shitty
when you ate my yogurt, miles.

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Go ahead.

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I'm looking for
an apartment, and it sucks.

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Like, why specifically
does it suck?

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The only one I can afford has the
bathroom in the kitchen. Hmm.

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Hi.

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Great.
Hi.

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As you can see,
there's two bedrooms.

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Lovely.
Here is the kitchen.

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Nice. There's a
beautiful bathroom.

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Is that a toilet?

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Yes, that is.

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The toilet is in the kitchen.
Hmm, mm.

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Mm-hmm, yes. Mm-hmm.

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And, um, who are they?

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They... they are...

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Uh, they are orphans.
They are orphans.

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Hi.

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Uh, did you say "orphans"?

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Yes. The apartment
comes with orphans.

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Oh.
Yes, yes, yes.

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Does the landlord mind
if I paint?

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You can't paint the orphans, no,
but you can paint the walls.

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This is the place I was telling you about.
It has a lot of character.

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This is my husband.
I love it.

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It's great. Hey, guys, this is it.
It's gonna sell today.

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You gotta go for it.
I'll take it.

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No, I'm gonna take it. We'll
pay 30 percent over asking.

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Well, I'll pay
50 percent over asking.

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Well, we'll pay
100 percent over asking.

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No, well, I'll pay $2 million
for this apartment.

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For... really?
Yes.

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Okay, yeah. What makes you
want this apartment so badly?

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It's the orphans.

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I want to raise them.

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<i>- Mm-hmm.</i> -This was my first
group, the awakening, in 1997.

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That had me, bill,
Brad Burke. He's on...

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He's on<i> stuck in the middle.</i> Yeah, yeah.
He's done really well.

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And this guy's on<i> weekend live,</i> right?
Hugh Finn, yeah.

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Wow. I auditioned that year too.

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I was... inches.

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And you're very talented. I mean, you're
upper third of your class, but...

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Most of these guys,
they're just not gonna make it.

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Three percent...
Excuse me just a second.

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No, Bonnie,
we could move the theater.

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We could find a space
in Brooklyn.

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We could move
to long island city, Astoria.

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- All the music venues, they're
heading to Bushwick. -Or Gowanus.

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The business model
for selling $5 tickets to a show

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is not exactly sound.

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The theater's closing. We've gotta
be out of there in four weeks.

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They're selling.
Another trump building, I think.

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New York City is over.

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New York City, you're fired.

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Improv for America,
you're fired.

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All of America, you're fired.

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- What the hell was that?
- That was trump.

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JFK.
That was JFK.

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Your impersonation
is so bad, you're fired.

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We're not leaving.
We could start a protest.

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We could do
like an online campaign.

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Occupy!

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Miles, come on.
Protest! Protest!

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Whoa! Whoa!

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Jesus.
It was a bit.

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A bit gone bad.

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Samantha Byrne, you took that bit too far.
You're fired.

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I concur. You're fired.

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JFK.

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Most of us live here.

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Oh, really? Jack and Sam
moved out last year.

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They have their own place.
Lindsay lives with her parents.

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- My parents live with me.
- Yeah, whatever.

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This is my room.

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Watch your head on the pipe.
Oh.

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It's, uh, not huge, but...

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Neither am I, so...

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<i>What if I threw up
in your mouth?</i>

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That's it.

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You throw up?
I'd go, "thanks, baby bird."

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So weird. You're so...

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You're so weird, I love you.

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It's too gross even for me.
It's too gross.

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I like that you went with it though.
I did.

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I like that you went with it.

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I like that you went with it.
I need to work on my Irish.

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I like that you went for it. No.
That's just a speech impediment.

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I thought it was a good show.

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Oh, let me show you something.
Look at this.

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- Hmm? -I don't know
what you're showing me.

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It's called Bucky's.
It looks like a porn house.

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It is. I bought it
for practically nothing.

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I'll wipe the splooge off the
walls and flip it into a sephora.

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Dad, I've told you I'm not
interested in real estate.

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All right.

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You still giving out
hummus samples?

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No. I got a new job.

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Great.

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Hummus and chips?
No, thank you.

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Hummus and chips?
No.

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Okay. Follow me.

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Like, I'm the most talented
copy editor at my agency,

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and they fired me.

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What's crazy is,
I don't even need the job.

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It's hard to have
wealthy parents, Lindsay.

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<i>Can we have another suggestion?</i>

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Uh, pen.

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Hey, man, I got you
this new pen.

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It's actually not a pen.
That's a fish.

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And you dumb.
Pause there.

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So, good stuff, you guys.

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Um, I think what we wanna do
is think in positives.

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So Natasha says, "here's a
pen." You might add to that.

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You know, "oh, thanks." It's got an
inscription. It says "happy anniversary."

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Okay, cool. That's tight if you
wanna be doing improv forever.

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But I wanna do<i> weekend live.</i>
Like, how do you do that?

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You wait in line, Gary.
You looked good.

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<i>It's</i> weekend live!

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I'm glad you're keeping score.

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It's the sports of comedy. It's the
only live sporting event of comedy.

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But comedy isn't a sport.
"It's the sports of comedy."

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It shouldn't have winners and losers,
and there shouldn't be points.

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They got Gary Cho,
and then it's like, who else?

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You know what I mean?
Everybody else is... White.

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Even if it wasn't me, there should
be somebody else on this show

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that represents another... Different
shades of white, certainly.

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Yes, definitely. They've
got eggshell. Ecru.

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To ecru to off-white
to almost ochre.

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I enjoy ochre performers.

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It was good when I was little.

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You never know if it was good
when you were little

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or you were just little,
so you didn't know.

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It's the great paradox of<i> weekend
live,</i> is was it good ever?

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Or did we think so
because we were 12?

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You should not have
said that in your audition.

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I brought that up
at my interview.

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Hi.

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Sarah, we're gonna hold ten.
Why are we holding ten?

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I called Hugh Finn. He's bringing over
some producers from<i> weekend live.</i>

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Hey, Jack, don't pull
some showboat shit out there.

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What? When do I do that?
You always do that.

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Anyone from the industry shows up, you
turn into a one-man audition tape.

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You did it when the guy from<i> Conan</i>
came, when<i> law and order</i> came.

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You guys, where's bill?
Where<i> is</i> bill?

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He doesn't wanna miss this.

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"Where are you?"
Bill?

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Where's bill?
Where's bill? Where's bill?

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Bill, bill, bill,
bill, bill, bill.

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Bill's not gonna be happy
about missing<i> weekend live.</i>

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- I love bill, but we gotta do the show.
- Here we go, guys.

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Please welcome the commune!

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Hi. I'm Sam.
Miles.

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Allison.
Lindsay.

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Jack.
And we are the commune.

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In fact, everything you see tonight
is going to be improvised,

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and it's all about you guys.

236
00:12:49.603 --> 00:12:54.472
So did anybody out there
have a particularly hard day?

237
00:12:54.474 --> 00:12:56.474
Hmm? Yes.

238
00:12:56.476 --> 00:13:00.311
Yeah, I saw my dad for the
first time in ten years today.

239
00:13:00.313 --> 00:13:02.647
What? Really? Where?

240
00:13:02.649 --> 00:13:06.785
He drives a taxi, and I just
randomly got into his cab.

241
00:13:06.787 --> 00:13:09.053
Wait. No, no, no.
Wow.

242
00:13:10.055 --> 00:13:14.259
Fact-checking.
Uh, you got into a taxi.

243
00:13:14.261 --> 00:13:17.162
You did not know it was your dad.
Then you said, "hi, dad"?

244
00:13:17.164 --> 00:13:18.830
Yes, I said, "hi, dad."

245
00:13:18.832 --> 00:13:20.832
Well, okay.

246
00:13:20.834 --> 00:13:23.802
Wow. Hop in.
Oh.

247
00:13:23.804 --> 00:13:27.472
Thanks. I didn't think anyone was gonna
pick me up. It's raining so hard.

248
00:13:27.474 --> 00:13:28.606
Yeah. Where you headed?

249
00:13:28.608 --> 00:13:32.076
I'm going to a restaurant
on west fourth and Broadway.

250
00:13:32.078 --> 00:13:33.678
What do you got goin' on there?

251
00:13:33.680 --> 00:13:37.982
A blind date with a man I'll probably
engage in sexual congress with.

252
00:13:40.920 --> 00:13:43.421
That seems a little fast.
Well...

253
00:13:45.492 --> 00:13:47.358
Thank you. I...

254
00:13:48.594 --> 00:13:52.597
I consider myself quite fast.
In fact, I...

255
00:13:52.599 --> 00:13:55.333
I have abandonment issues.
My father left me.

256
00:13:55.335 --> 00:13:59.037
So I basically only relate
to men through sex.

257
00:14:00.105 --> 00:14:02.640
That's challenging
for me to hear.

258
00:14:05.111 --> 00:14:09.614
Um... in that case,
I think I'll get out here.

259
00:14:09.616 --> 00:14:11.216
Okay.

260
00:14:12.952 --> 00:14:15.486
Welcome to la Traviata.

261
00:14:16.823 --> 00:14:19.190
How many?
Two. I'm meeting someone.

262
00:14:19.192 --> 00:14:21.559
I'll be right back.
Thank you.

263
00:14:23.162 --> 00:14:25.597
Dad?

264
00:14:26.565 --> 00:14:29.701
I'm just trying to be
part of your life.

265
00:14:29.703 --> 00:14:31.569
And you drove the cab?

266
00:14:33.405 --> 00:14:35.540
Well, uh, now, look,

267
00:14:35.542 --> 00:14:38.576
as the president of
the United States of America,

268
00:14:38.578 --> 00:14:44.015
I believe that it's not only
my duty to find your father

269
00:14:44.017 --> 00:14:48.019
but also have him pick you up in a cab
and take you to your destination.

270
00:14:48.021 --> 00:14:54.092
This is a new program we're working
on right now called cabs for dads,

271
00:14:54.094 --> 00:14:57.362
but my critics like
to call it Obamacabs.

272
00:14:59.199 --> 00:15:01.599
Uh, as if that would bother me.

273
00:15:03.535 --> 00:15:07.405
I was justifying why a man would be
picking up his daughter in a cab.

274
00:15:07.407 --> 00:15:10.842
You also justified why you should
be doing your best impression.

275
00:15:10.844 --> 00:15:12.777
When<i> weekend live</i> is there.

276
00:15:12.779 --> 00:15:14.379
When<i> weekend live</i> is there.

277
00:15:14.381 --> 00:15:16.581
I thought it was very strong.
Thank you.

278
00:15:16.583 --> 00:15:19.550
No, you know, they're right.
You guys are right. I'm sorry.

279
00:15:19.552 --> 00:15:22.654
I shouldn't have done that. I went out
there. I shouldn't have done that.

280
00:15:23.889 --> 00:15:26.791
That's Alicia Bonham
and Hugh Finn.

281
00:15:26.793 --> 00:15:28.192
Should I go over there?

282
00:15:28.194 --> 00:15:30.295
Why would you go
over there and not us?

283
00:15:30.297 --> 00:15:32.764
I don't care.
It doesn't Matt...

284
00:15:32.766 --> 00:15:36.134
I could go over there. You could
go over there. We can't all go.

285
00:15:36.136 --> 00:15:39.203
Hi. I'm Jack.
Alicia.

286
00:15:39.205 --> 00:15:42.740
That show was so good.
Thank you. Oh, my god.

287
00:15:42.742 --> 00:15:46.444
I'm so flattered. We are so flattered.
Such an honor.

288
00:15:46.446 --> 00:15:48.613
We're all so flattered,
you know.

289
00:15:48.615 --> 00:15:51.382
I started the group 11 years ago.
Hi. I'm Lindsay.

290
00:15:51.384 --> 00:15:54.252
I love these guys. We were
in the trenches together.

291
00:15:54.254 --> 00:15:57.155
Miles and I are, like,
stage brothers for life.

292
00:15:57.157 --> 00:16:00.391
So I'll see you
at Hugh's wedding then.

293
00:16:00.393 --> 00:16:04.262
Oh, um, you're getting married?

294
00:16:04.264 --> 00:16:07.665
It's actually just
a really small thing, so...

295
00:16:09.268 --> 00:16:12.403
I don't care. I don't
wanna go to a wedding.

296
00:16:12.405 --> 00:16:14.105
I hate weddings.
And babies.

297
00:16:14.107 --> 00:16:17.842
If you ever have a baby,
don't invite me to it.

298
00:16:17.844 --> 00:16:19.844
I follow you on Twitter.

299
00:16:19.846 --> 00:16:23.815
I fucking hate Twitter.
My publicist made me join.

300
00:16:23.817 --> 00:16:28.419
But, I mean, it's part of it,
though, you know, right? Right?

301
00:16:28.421 --> 00:16:29.954
Yeah.

302
00:16:29.956 --> 00:16:31.923
If you ever wanna
hate it together,

303
00:16:31.925 --> 00:16:33.858
I'm Jack-underscore-Mercer,
so...

304
00:16:33.860 --> 00:16:35.426
Underscore is my middle name.

305
00:16:35.428 --> 00:16:38.696
I have an Instagram
for my neighbor's dog, actually.

306
00:16:38.698 --> 00:16:41.332
So if you wanna check that out,
really fun stuff.

307
00:16:41.334 --> 00:16:43.301
You don't have to be
an animal lover.

308
00:16:43.303 --> 00:16:46.637
It's just like really human
moments but also dog moments.

309
00:16:46.639 --> 00:16:48.806
Uh, tulipbone,
'cause the dog's name is tulip.

310
00:16:48.808 --> 00:16:52.210
She likes bones. Easy to remember.
Thank you.

311
00:16:52.212 --> 00:16:54.278
Thank you, guys.
Nice to meet you.

312
00:16:55.547 --> 00:16:58.149
It is weird that he didn't
invite me to his wedding.

313
00:16:58.151 --> 00:17:00.284
Is it though?
I wasn't invited either.

314
00:17:00.286 --> 00:17:02.887
Smug son of a bitch. I'm not
invited to his wedding?

315
00:17:02.889 --> 00:17:05.456
I introduced him to his wife.

316
00:17:06.525 --> 00:17:09.227
I just tagged Alicia
on some tulipbone pictures.

317
00:17:09.229 --> 00:17:11.229
Oh, nice.
You mispronounced Alicia.

318
00:17:11.231 --> 00:17:13.031
Alicia.
No, it's not pron...

319
00:17:13.033 --> 00:17:16.534
This is Natasha. She's one of my students.
She's staying with us this week.

320
00:17:16.536 --> 00:17:20.204
Hey. I got evicted.
My roommate sells crack.

321
00:17:20.206 --> 00:17:22.240
Oh, man.
How was your show?

322
00:17:22.242 --> 00:17:24.142
It was good.
<i>Weekend live</i> showed up.

323
00:17:24.144 --> 00:17:25.977
Oh, god. Seriously?
Are they casting?

324
00:17:25.979 --> 00:17:28.346
'Cause I've been working
on my characters. Yeah?

325
00:17:28.348 --> 00:17:31.516
Like, "y'all want some crack?

326
00:17:31.518 --> 00:17:34.018
Y'all want some crack
in your eggs?"

327
00:17:34.020 --> 00:17:36.087
I'm not sure they're casting.
Anyway...

328
00:17:36.089 --> 00:17:39.357
Oh, my god. You guys, Bonnie
just texted me. They loved Sam.

329
00:17:39.359 --> 00:17:41.926
Sam? You hear that? Yeah?
Did they mention me?

330
00:17:41.928 --> 00:17:45.563
You know, I auditioned for the
show in 2003. I was... inches.

331
00:17:45.565 --> 00:17:48.099
"Inches. I was, like, inches.
I was, like, inches."

332
00:17:48.101 --> 00:17:49.667
Don't break my phone.

333
00:17:49.669 --> 00:17:52.503
Boom. Yes.

334
00:17:53.105 --> 00:17:55.039
So who wins Jenga?

335
00:17:55.041 --> 00:17:56.841
The person who does not
knock it over.

336
00:17:56.843 --> 00:17:59.944
Like, everybody
who doesn't lose Jenga wins.

337
00:17:59.946 --> 00:18:01.412
Such a weird game.
Well done.

338
00:18:02.614 --> 00:18:04.282
Yes, I can.

339
00:18:04.284 --> 00:18:07.618
Mm-hmm. I'm there.
What's going on?

340
00:18:11.957 --> 00:18:14.459
Sam. Sam.
More points for riskier moves?

341
00:18:14.461 --> 00:18:18.529
You know that Americans eat
one trillion eggs a year?

342
00:18:18.531 --> 00:18:21.132
- We do not. Is that
even true, data?

343
00:18:21.134 --> 00:18:22.900
Why do you call her data?

344
00:18:22.902 --> 00:18:25.303
You don't know data from<i> Star Trek?</i>
How old are you?

345
00:18:25.305 --> 00:18:28.372
Okay, we will be there.

346
00:18:31.110 --> 00:18:33.144
So, are you okay?

347
00:18:33.146 --> 00:18:36.380
Yeah. That was Bonnie.
Okay.

348
00:18:37.616 --> 00:18:41.652
We have an audition
on Thursday for<i> weekend live.</i>

349
00:18:43.155 --> 00:18:44.622
You and me?
You and me.

350
00:18:44.624 --> 00:18:46.657
She's losing right now, right?

351
00:18:46.659 --> 00:18:48.993
You have to put...
Bill! Bill, where were you?

352
00:18:51.163 --> 00:18:52.997
Sorry I missed the show.

353
00:18:52.999 --> 00:18:55.299
"Sorry."
"Sorry. Sorry.

354
00:18:55.301 --> 00:18:56.767
Sorry I missed the show."

355
00:18:56.769 --> 00:18:59.737
You don't wanna...
You don't wanna do that.

356
00:18:59.739 --> 00:19:03.341
Just stop.
It's real, okay? Just stop.

357
00:19:05.010 --> 00:19:06.410
You did it!

358
00:19:06.412 --> 00:19:09.113
You did it. We did it.

359
00:19:09.115 --> 00:19:11.883
My dad, he rode
his motorcycle home.

360
00:19:12.784 --> 00:19:14.352
And, uh...

361
00:19:15.287 --> 00:19:18.689
On the highway
this 18-Wheeler

362
00:19:18.691 --> 00:19:21.692
kind of edged him off the highway,
and he hit the guardrail.

363
00:19:21.694 --> 00:19:24.962
He's in the hospital. I gotta
take the train to see him.

364
00:19:24.964 --> 00:19:28.666
- We're sorry. -I'll get my dad's car.
I'll drive you down there.

365
00:19:28.668 --> 00:19:31.802
We'll all come.
I'm sorry.

366
00:19:31.804 --> 00:19:34.639
What's going on?

367
00:19:34.641 --> 00:19:38.009
Bill's dad had a motorcycle accident.
Some truck hit it.

368
00:19:38.011 --> 00:19:39.644
He got hit.

369
00:19:39.646 --> 00:19:42.446
We're gonna go to Philadelphia tomorrow.
I'll get my dad's car.

370
00:19:45.851 --> 00:19:49.887
We actually have some news too.
We have...

371
00:19:49.889 --> 00:19:53.624
We're auditioning on
Thursday for<i> weekend live.</i>

372
00:19:55.394 --> 00:19:58.062
- Congrats, man.
- Thanks, man.

373
00:19:59.398 --> 00:20:01.866
<i>Weekend live,</i> they came
to tonight's show?

374
00:20:01.868 --> 00:20:03.067
Yeah.
Alicia and Hugh.

375
00:20:03.069 --> 00:20:06.037
Motherfuck.
Sorry.

376
00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:09.340
They're not gonna come again, right?
That's it. They might.

377
00:20:09.342 --> 00:20:11.542
The theater's closing. Maybe
they'll wanna take another shot.

378
00:20:11.544 --> 00:20:14.478
Maybe they'll come again, you know?
Probably not.

379
00:20:15.214 --> 00:20:16.747
I'm sorry.

380
00:20:18.917 --> 00:20:20.918
Do you know which bits
you're gonna do?

381
00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:23.754
We just heard, like,
ten minutes ago, so...

382
00:20:23.756 --> 00:20:26.424
You gotta do Alex Rodriguez
at the cell phone store.

383
00:20:26.426 --> 00:20:28.759
I forgot all about that one.
Oh, my gosh.

384
00:20:28.761 --> 00:20:31.896
You gotta do the rock when the
rock loses all the weight.

385
00:20:31.898 --> 00:20:34.232
- Slim-fast rock. What did you call it?
- The pebble.

386
00:20:34.234 --> 00:20:35.600
The pebble, right.

387
00:20:35.602 --> 00:20:37.435
"Can you smell
what the pebble's cookin'?"

388
00:20:37.437 --> 00:20:39.870
"Not much, and that's why
I lost the weight."

389
00:20:39.872 --> 00:20:42.173
It's weird that they
didn't want me to audition.

390
00:20:42.175 --> 00:20:44.041
In some ways, it makes sense.

391
00:20:44.043 --> 00:20:46.711
It's like they don't want more generals.
They want infantry.

392
00:20:46.713 --> 00:20:49.513
Yeah. Yeah.

393
00:20:49.515 --> 00:20:52.683
When I did it, it was three
characters, three impersonations.

394
00:20:52.685 --> 00:20:55.453
What I did... nobody cares, miles.
What are you doing, Sam?

395
00:20:55.455 --> 00:20:57.888
I don't know yet.
Jack, what are you gonna do?

396
00:20:57.890 --> 00:21:00.791
Oh, you should do uncle John.
What's that one?

397
00:21:00.793 --> 00:21:03.227
"Okay, look.
Kids down there makin' noise.

398
00:21:03.229 --> 00:21:06.697
Come down to the basement
half in the bag, talkin' 'bout,

399
00:21:06.699 --> 00:21:08.766
'all you kids in the basement!

400
00:21:08.768 --> 00:21:11.135
I ain't gonna have it
with none of you kids.

401
00:21:11.137 --> 00:21:14.205
Y'all down here, you break
anything, you make any noise,

402
00:21:14.207 --> 00:21:15.973
then there's the door.'"

403
00:21:15.975 --> 00:21:17.975
okay. Then what?

404
00:21:17.977 --> 00:21:20.811
The premise of the character
is that he points to the door?

405
00:21:20.813 --> 00:21:24.649
"That's always the way he
exclamation-points the end of the sentence.

406
00:21:24.651 --> 00:21:26.584
You kids out here makin' noise,

407
00:21:26.586 --> 00:21:30.221
I don't want you in here,
breaking my antiques.

408
00:21:30.223 --> 00:21:32.323
There's the door.
There's the door.

409
00:21:32.325 --> 00:21:33.824
There's the door.
There's the door."

410
00:21:33.826 --> 00:21:35.993
Uncle John, uncle John.
What?

411
00:21:35.995 --> 00:21:40.498
I'm Bambi, and I don't
know where my mom is.

412
00:21:40.500 --> 00:21:43.100
"You know what?
There's the Doe."

413
00:21:43.102 --> 00:21:45.336
There's the Doe!
Oh!

414
00:21:45.338 --> 00:21:47.672
Oh!
Oh!

415
00:21:47.674 --> 00:21:50.007
Uncle John, uncle John.
"Yeah. What's goin' on?"

416
00:21:50.009 --> 00:21:53.844
I make pizza. I can find my sauce and
cheese, but I can't find the other part.

417
00:21:53.846 --> 00:21:57.615
"It's right here, dude. There's...
the dough." There's the dough!

418
00:21:57.617 --> 00:21:59.850
"There's the dough."
Kneading the dough!

419
00:21:59.852 --> 00:22:02.987
Miles, it's weird when you do it.
"Go out the door."

420
00:22:08.126 --> 00:22:12.096
We had to do an emergency
craniotomy to remove blood.

421
00:22:12.098 --> 00:22:14.598
Your dad understands
what happened and where he is,

422
00:22:14.600 --> 00:22:17.501
but he can't vocalize
more than a word or two.

423
00:22:20.339 --> 00:22:23.808
<i>We are past this point, trying to
remember when the turning point was,</i>

424
00:22:23.810 --> 00:22:26.210
<i>but there actually was
a turning point.</i>

425
00:22:29.514 --> 00:22:31.549
We should head out.

426
00:22:32.384 --> 00:22:34.452
We should head out.

427
00:22:41.526 --> 00:22:43.794
I'll come visit again soon, dad.

428
00:22:44.496 --> 00:22:46.530
Thank you.

429
00:22:47.632 --> 00:22:49.567
You're welcome, dad.

430
00:22:50.736 --> 00:22:52.903
Bye, Mr. Coughlin.
See you later, Mr. Coughlin.

431
00:22:52.905 --> 00:22:54.739
Feel better, Mr. Coughlin.
See you soon.

432
00:22:54.741 --> 00:22:58.075
Bye, Mr. Coughlin. We'll be back.
All right.

433
00:23:00.345 --> 00:23:01.979
I know it's not about me,

434
00:23:01.981 --> 00:23:07.251
but I don't want my dad to
die thinking I'm a failure.

435
00:23:07.253 --> 00:23:09.820
You're not a failure, bill.
You're in the commune.

436
00:23:09.822 --> 00:23:11.922
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

437
00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:20.398
You know, bill,

438
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.601
I know it seems,
like, grim right now,

439
00:23:23.603 --> 00:23:27.938
but, boy, he's really a fighter.

440
00:23:27.940 --> 00:23:29.507
Yeah.

441
00:23:29.509 --> 00:23:33.844
And there was that one moment
where he was like, "thank you."

442
00:23:33.846 --> 00:23:36.614
And that was actually pretty good.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

443
00:23:36.616 --> 00:23:38.783
He was really present.

444
00:23:38.785 --> 00:23:42.686
Yeah, he was like,
"thank you."

445
00:23:44.623 --> 00:23:46.891
Miles, that's wrong. You're
doing an impersonation?

446
00:23:46.893 --> 00:23:49.960
It was more like,
"thank you."

447
00:23:49.962 --> 00:23:51.762
Oh!

448
00:23:53.031 --> 00:23:55.299
Oh, Lindsay, let me see your talent.
"Thank you."

449
00:23:55.301 --> 00:23:57.134
"Thank you."

450
00:23:57.136 --> 00:23:59.303
"Thank you."

451
00:23:59.305 --> 00:24:00.471
"Thank you."

452
00:24:00.473 --> 00:24:03.474
No, that's Bob Dylan.

453
00:24:03.476 --> 00:24:05.276
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one

454
00:24:05.278 --> 00:24:08.646
that should impersonate my dad
when he's basically in a coma.

455
00:24:08.648 --> 00:24:10.981
- Mine was good though.
- Oh, god, miles.

456
00:24:10.983 --> 00:24:14.985
It was pretty good, but it
was really inappropriate.

457
00:24:18.657 --> 00:24:20.791
"Thank you."
There we go.

458
00:24:20.793 --> 00:24:22.893
Yea!

459
00:24:24.563 --> 00:24:27.798
"Hello. Hello.
My name is Liam Neeson.

460
00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:31.502
If it's money
that you're looking for,

461
00:24:31.504 --> 00:24:33.404
I've got none.

462
00:24:33.406 --> 00:24:34.905
I've used all of it

463
00:24:34.907 --> 00:24:37.341
the last six times
my daughter was taken.

464
00:24:37.343 --> 00:24:40.478
I mean, didn't you find it
very easy to kidnap her?"

465
00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:44.181
"No, you and I should sit.
You have to go over there.

466
00:24:44.183 --> 00:24:47.852
God, are we glued here?
We're glued here."

467
00:24:47.854 --> 00:24:50.654
<i>Can't we have a stationary table?</i>
Uh...

468
00:24:50.656 --> 00:24:53.858
"Can't we get a table that
doesn't move?" <i>Nobody answers!</i>

469
00:24:53.860 --> 00:24:56.594
"Nobody answers!
In this business."

470
00:24:56.596 --> 00:24:58.929
<i>that doesn't wobble here?</i>

471
00:24:58.931 --> 00:25:00.798
<i>What?</i>
"What?"

472
00:25:00.800 --> 00:25:02.833
<i>- Move the table aside.</i>
- "What?"

473
00:25:02.835 --> 00:25:05.669
<i>I wanna put my feet on it.</i>
"Feet on it.

474
00:25:05.671 --> 00:25:07.705
Can't we get a stationary table?

475
00:25:07.707 --> 00:25:10.541
Can't... can't we get
a stationar...

476
00:25:10.543 --> 00:25:13.777
Nobody listens in this...
Nobody!"

477
00:25:13.779 --> 00:25:15.679
"If one hair on her head
is harmed...

478
00:25:15.681 --> 00:25:17.448
What, she's dead?

479
00:25:17.450 --> 00:25:20.184
To be quite honest,
there's a bit of relief there."

480
00:25:20.186 --> 00:25:23.020
<i>So I was thinking about doing
Gena Rowlands... Yeah.</i>

481
00:25:23.022 --> 00:25:26.023
From<i> a woman under</i>
<i>the influence</i> as an umpire.

482
00:25:26.025 --> 00:25:29.827
Okay. Well, that was obscure
in 1974, but okay.

483
00:25:29.829 --> 00:25:32.897
"Pfft! Yeah.
Nick, you're out."

484
00:25:32.899 --> 00:25:34.899
"What?
How could I be out?"

485
00:25:34.901 --> 00:25:36.567
"You missed the base.
You're out. Pfft!"

486
00:25:36.569 --> 00:25:39.403
"Missed the base? I didn't even
swing." "Rain delay! Pfft."

487
00:25:39.405 --> 00:25:40.971
"I didn't swing
at the ball."

488
00:25:40.973 --> 00:25:42.740
You have to do
the porches things too.

489
00:25:42.742 --> 00:25:45.576
"P-o-r-c-h-e-s.

490
00:25:45.578 --> 00:25:48.245
We have aluminum porches.

491
00:25:49.814 --> 00:25:51.382
Enclosed por..."

492
00:25:53.018 --> 00:25:54.885
"listen, Anne prima
Donna." "Yes, papa?"

493
00:25:54.887 --> 00:25:56.487
"You're the prettiest girl
in Brooklyn.

494
00:25:56.489 --> 00:25:59.223
If anyone tells you different, they're
outta their minds." "Oh, papa."

495
00:25:59.225 --> 00:26:02.493
"Look at these lips.
Those are kissable lips."

496
00:26:02.495 --> 00:26:06.096
"What could you do for my lips, papa?"
"I could do just about anything.

497
00:26:06.098 --> 00:26:09.867
Let me check the lips first, and
we'll see what we're doing here.

498
00:26:09.869 --> 00:26:11.135
Oh.

499
00:26:12.270 --> 00:26:13.771
Mmm.

500
00:26:15.006 --> 00:26:17.207
Boy, my daughter's
good at everything."

501
00:26:17.209 --> 00:26:19.176
Just kid...
You trained her well.

502
00:26:19.178 --> 00:26:22.046
All right.
We gotta get moving.

503
00:26:22.048 --> 00:26:25.583
"Oh, but an elf has confused
my legs for trees

504
00:26:25.585 --> 00:26:27.785
and sawed them off
for firewood."

505
00:26:27.787 --> 00:26:30.521
I'm serious. Here we go.
Come on, Sam.

506
00:26:30.523 --> 00:26:34.425
"Can't we just lie here in
the Meadow?" Come on, Sam.

507
00:26:34.427 --> 00:26:38.562
"Yes, magical tree, we can
lie here in the Meadow

508
00:26:38.564 --> 00:26:42.199
as long as that Meadow
is the train."

509
00:26:42.201 --> 00:26:44.802
"Oh."
"Oh, here we are, magical..."

510
00:26:44.804 --> 00:26:47.304
No, no, Jack, put me down.
We're going to...

511
00:26:47.306 --> 00:26:49.206
I'm sorry...
I need time.

512
00:26:50.775 --> 00:26:52.543
We don't have much time, hon.

513
00:26:52.545 --> 00:26:56.480
But yours is at 4:00, and mine's at 4:15.
So I'll just meet you there.

514
00:26:59.818 --> 00:27:02.553
I can wait if you
want me to stay with you.

515
00:27:02.555 --> 00:27:05.289
"Just go, Jack.
I'll meet you there.

516
00:27:05.291 --> 00:27:07.458
Don't worry about me."

517
00:27:12.063 --> 00:27:13.998
It's better if I meet you there?

518
00:27:14.000 --> 00:27:16.066
Honey, I got it. I'm good.

519
00:27:31.516 --> 00:27:33.851
Welcome.
Can I see your I.D.?

520
00:28:01.146 --> 00:28:04.448
Ray Romano
singing "happy birthday."

521
00:28:12.891 --> 00:28:16.460
Hi. Sam Byrne, <i>weekend live.</i>
See some I.D.

522
00:28:21.067 --> 00:28:24.334
Rath, it was unbelievable.
I killed it, man.

523
00:28:24.336 --> 00:28:27.071
I absolutely crushed it!
I can't believe it.

524
00:28:27.073 --> 00:28:29.039
I did ray Romano sings.

525
00:28:29.041 --> 00:28:32.409
They had to stop because
everyone was laughing so hard.

526
00:28:32.411 --> 00:28:34.445
No! You shut up!

527
00:28:44.756 --> 00:28:46.824
A character called
the ticket taker.

528
00:28:46.826 --> 00:28:51.161
He's an old timey ticket taker, but
he works at a modern cineplex.

529
00:28:51.163 --> 00:28:53.697
And he doesn't understand.
He's, like, delusional.

530
00:28:53.699 --> 00:28:57.901
He thinks that we've lost the
classic kind of feel of the cinema.

531
00:28:57.903 --> 00:29:00.938
And so he's stuck
in this world. So...

532
00:29:33.638 --> 00:29:35.139
Hi. Hello.

533
00:29:35.141 --> 00:29:38.709
Hi. I'm here to
quit show business.

534
00:29:38.711 --> 00:29:41.378
Well, hello.

535
00:29:42.413 --> 00:29:44.815
Hi. I'm here to quit
show business as well.

536
00:29:44.817 --> 00:29:47.151
What? Jugglers
almost never quit.

537
00:29:47.153 --> 00:29:49.386
What else do they have to do?

538
00:29:50.790 --> 00:29:53.624
So then he says,
"that's how it goes."

539
00:29:54.626 --> 00:29:56.293
And then
I was like, "okay."

540
00:29:56.295 --> 00:29:59.163
So I walk back into the
lobby, out of his office.

541
00:29:59.165 --> 00:30:02.099
And Gary Cho was sitting there.
He looks at me.

542
00:30:02.101 --> 00:30:06.003
Gary Cho says,
"we're all really excited."

543
00:30:06.005 --> 00:30:07.971
And then I'm going,
"uh-oh. What?"

544
00:30:07.973 --> 00:30:11.241
And at that moment, Timothy's
assistant comes out of the office...

545
00:30:11.943 --> 00:30:14.077
And made it official.

546
00:30:23.087 --> 00:30:27.291
Oh, my god!
Ahh!

547
00:30:27.293 --> 00:30:29.860
- Yeah!
- That is amazing.

548
00:30:29.862 --> 00:30:31.995
Jack! Oh, man, that is amazing.

549
00:30:31.997 --> 00:30:33.964
Awesome.
Congratulations.

550
00:30:33.966 --> 00:30:36.366
I know, I know.
I'm fucking spinning.

551
00:30:36.368 --> 00:30:38.268
Dude! Yes! Dude!

552
00:30:38.270 --> 00:30:40.671
Thank you, man.
My man!

553
00:30:40.673 --> 00:30:43.640
That's so... I can't believe I
know someone on<i> weekend live.</i>

554
00:30:43.642 --> 00:30:45.709
So that's it?
You just got it?

555
00:30:45.711 --> 00:30:49.179
For years, I was like, "it's either
Jack or miles, but probably Jack."

556
00:30:49.181 --> 00:30:51.348
I always thought that.

557
00:30:51.350 --> 00:30:54.017
No, but that's what you get.
That's what you get.

558
00:30:54.019 --> 00:30:56.787
Right? Uh, yeah.
Where's Sam?

559
00:30:56.789 --> 00:30:58.388
You know what?
We showed up separately.

560
00:30:58.390 --> 00:31:02.125
She hasn't texted me back yet.
So I don't know what's going on.

561
00:31:02.127 --> 00:31:03.365
Can you still do our shows?

562
00:31:03.390 --> 00:31:06.163
We only have three weeks left.
You can still do our shows.

563
00:31:06.165 --> 00:31:08.332
I don't know.
I don't... you know, uh...

564
00:31:08.334 --> 00:31:10.868
I mean, it's late night.
It's just the weekday.

565
00:31:10.870 --> 00:31:13.704
I don't know, 'cause you're
writing all the time.

566
00:31:13.706 --> 00:31:16.240
It's our first week. I wanna
put my best foot forward.

567
00:31:16.242 --> 00:31:18.542
There she is.
There she is.

568
00:31:18.544 --> 00:31:21.411
Hi. I'm so sorry I missed the show.
How was it?

569
00:31:21.413 --> 00:31:24.181
- It doesn't matter. What happened?
- How'd it go?

570
00:31:24.183 --> 00:31:27.184
Um...

571
00:31:27.186 --> 00:31:30.153
I was late, and they wouldn't let me in.
What? Why? Why?

572
00:31:30.155 --> 00:31:33.657
I don't know.
How late were you?

573
00:31:33.659 --> 00:31:35.192
I was, like, 20 minutes late.

574
00:31:35.194 --> 00:31:37.461
Twenty minutes late,
and they wouldn't let you in?

575
00:31:38.496 --> 00:31:40.731
All right. Maybe I was
30 minutes late.

576
00:31:40.733 --> 00:31:42.432
But how was it for you?

577
00:31:42.434 --> 00:31:46.370
Listen. I told you I would wait for you.
I told you I would go...

578
00:31:46.372 --> 00:31:48.839
I know. How was it
for you though?

579
00:31:48.841 --> 00:31:52.476
Honey, yeah, I got the show.
I got it.

580
00:31:54.078 --> 00:31:55.946
That's great.
Yeah, yeah.

581
00:31:55.948 --> 00:31:58.482
That's...
Honey, but I...

582
00:31:59.717 --> 00:32:01.084
Thank you.

583
00:32:01.086 --> 00:32:04.288
I wanted us both to get it. I
really wanted us both to get it.

584
00:32:04.290 --> 00:32:06.023
I know.

585
00:32:11.796 --> 00:32:14.698
Look, guys, this is, um...

586
00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:19.469
This is a victory for the whole
group, okay? 'Cause I'm gonna...

587
00:32:19.471 --> 00:32:22.873
- you mean you'll talk to
Timothy about us? -Uh...

588
00:32:22.875 --> 00:32:24.808
When you talk to him,
my name's bill.

589
00:32:24.810 --> 00:32:27.778
Just to remind you, I'm bill. We've
known each other many years.

590
00:32:27.780 --> 00:32:31.214
A lot of guys who get on that
show can hire their own writers

591
00:32:31.216 --> 00:32:32.816
or, you know, suggest it.
Seriously.

592
00:32:32.818 --> 00:32:34.318
Yeah. I mean, I'm...

593
00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:38.655
To Jack, everybody! To Jack!
Cheers! All right! Jack.

594
00:32:38.657 --> 00:32:39.657
This is huge.

595
00:32:52.670 --> 00:32:55.138
Bill!

596
00:32:55.140 --> 00:32:57.808
Put me down.

597
00:32:59.177 --> 00:33:01.511
I was Jack's
first teacher, actually.

598
00:33:01.513 --> 00:33:03.347
Oh.

599
00:33:03.349 --> 00:33:06.083
You're my first teacher.
Exactly.

600
00:33:07.919 --> 00:33:09.353
That's cool.
Crazy.

601
00:33:09.355 --> 00:33:12.322
Yeah. It's just like
anything could happen.

602
00:33:12.324 --> 00:33:14.358
I was just so in it, and I felt,

603
00:33:14.360 --> 00:33:17.627
"if I don't get this,
I'm gonna kill myself."

604
00:33:17.629 --> 00:33:20.630
I literally thought that, and
I believe that to be true.

605
00:33:20.632 --> 00:33:24.768
Oh, you mean like
if you had to live our lives?

606
00:33:24.770 --> 00:33:27.671
Like, if you had to continue living
like us, you'd kill yourself?

607
00:33:27.673 --> 00:33:31.008
I don't have OCD.
I used to when I was a kid.

608
00:33:31.010 --> 00:33:34.778
I had it kind of like... Basically, I
had this thing with picture frames.

609
00:33:34.780 --> 00:33:38.448
If I saw a picture frame, I would
have to touch the four corners of it,

610
00:33:38.450 --> 00:33:40.350
but it would have to feel right.

611
00:33:40.352 --> 00:33:45.055
If you want to talk to anybody,
I have a great therapist.

612
00:33:45.057 --> 00:33:47.024
That's so sweet of you,
but I'm fine.

613
00:33:47.026 --> 00:33:48.392
Okay.
I'm fine.

614
00:33:48.394 --> 00:33:51.228
She's always struggled
with this. It's like, um...

615
00:33:51.230 --> 00:33:53.897
She ran away from home
when she was 16

616
00:33:53.899 --> 00:33:56.466
to become a ballerina.

617
00:33:56.468 --> 00:33:59.536
Like an actual point toes.
Yeah.

618
00:33:59.538 --> 00:34:01.705
Pirouettes and all that?
<i>Nutcracker,</i> yeah.

619
00:34:01.707 --> 00:34:04.041
<i>Black swan</i> kind of thing.
It didn't work out.

620
00:34:04.043 --> 00:34:05.575
She's great,
but it didn't work out.

621
00:34:05.577 --> 00:34:07.511
Then she started coming
to commune shows,

622
00:34:07.513 --> 00:34:10.047
and she became kind of
obsessed with our group.

623
00:34:10.049 --> 00:34:13.483
Then I asked her to join the group.
Wow.

624
00:34:31.836 --> 00:34:33.603
Sam, honey.

625
00:34:36.441 --> 00:34:38.742
Honey, what happened?

626
00:34:38.744 --> 00:34:41.912
You can't just have been
20 minutes late.

627
00:34:44.048 --> 00:34:45.682
Doesn't matter.

628
00:35:17.648 --> 00:35:20.283
Cool.
- Thanks a lot, ma'am.

629
00:35:26.791 --> 00:35:28.692
Oh, my god.

630
00:35:47.145 --> 00:35:49.112
Where you going?

631
00:35:49.114 --> 00:35:50.914
Uh...

632
00:35:50.916 --> 00:35:53.350
I kind of feel like a whore.

633
00:35:53.352 --> 00:35:55.752
What do you mean?
We had a great time.

634
00:35:55.754 --> 00:35:57.320
You're, like, 40.

635
00:36:00.358 --> 00:36:02.692
I just turned 36.

636
00:36:03.995 --> 00:36:05.662
I need you to teach my classes.

637
00:36:05.664 --> 00:36:07.797
Why?
I can't take it anymore.

638
00:36:07.799 --> 00:36:11.668
Another one of my students gets my
dream job, I'm still teaching 101?

639
00:36:11.670 --> 00:36:14.504
I gotta focus on me,
writing for me.

640
00:36:14.506 --> 00:36:16.373
I'm gonna get the job
at<i> weekend live.</i>

641
00:36:16.375 --> 00:36:18.842
That's good for you, miles,
but I can't teach.

642
00:36:18.844 --> 00:36:22.779
Why? I'm good in a group.
I'm no good on my own.

643
00:36:24.983 --> 00:36:27.284
<i>To the improv
for America theater.</i>

644
00:36:27.286 --> 00:36:29.052
<i>Please turn off
your cell phones.</i>

645
00:36:29.054 --> 00:36:31.955
<i>No photography is allowed.</i>

646
00:36:31.957 --> 00:36:34.057
What's that phrase?

647
00:36:34.059 --> 00:36:36.159
"A house is made
of brick and stone,

648
00:36:36.161 --> 00:36:39.062
but a home is made
of love alone"?

649
00:36:39.064 --> 00:36:40.897
You ever hear that one?

650
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.134
No, Greg, I haven't.

651
00:36:48.072 --> 00:36:50.006
I read it, uh...

652
00:36:50.008 --> 00:36:53.577
It was like hanging up
in a doctor's office one time.

653
00:36:55.179 --> 00:36:57.914
You guys ever hear
a phrase that's like,

654
00:36:57.916 --> 00:37:00.517
"a bird in the hand
is like two in a bush"?

655
00:37:02.254 --> 00:37:04.321
I heard that one.
Yeah?

656
00:37:04.323 --> 00:37:06.856
Yeah. You guys
ever hear that phrase,

657
00:37:06.858 --> 00:37:08.892
"there's nothing that
feels better than feeling

658
00:37:08.894 --> 00:37:11.828
someone's last breath
come out of their mouth"?

659
00:37:13.699 --> 00:37:16.333
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I heard that one.

660
00:37:16.335 --> 00:37:18.268
I heard that one.

661
00:37:18.270 --> 00:37:20.337
What about, like,
that one where it's like,

662
00:37:20.339 --> 00:37:22.339
"the final drop of blood
in a man's body

663
00:37:22.341 --> 00:37:24.708
is the sweetest nectar
you'll ever drink"?

664
00:37:24.710 --> 00:37:26.910
Yeah. Yeah.

665
00:37:26.912 --> 00:37:29.946
So I met this guy.

666
00:37:29.948 --> 00:37:33.083
He owns this space in midtown.
It's kind of fancy for us.

667
00:37:33.085 --> 00:37:35.518
It's mostly like jazz and
classical music and stuff,

668
00:37:35.520 --> 00:37:38.521
but he said we could rent it
on one of the off-nights.

669
00:37:38.523 --> 00:37:41.291
We might even be able to
make some money. Really?

670
00:37:41.293 --> 00:37:43.560
Yeah.
Wow. Is it expensive or...

671
00:37:43.562 --> 00:37:47.731
That's the thing. We would
have to front like $4,000.

672
00:37:47.733 --> 00:37:51.034
But once we match it in ticket
sales, we split up any profits.

673
00:37:51.036 --> 00:37:53.870
That sounds good.
Can we see the space?

674
00:37:53.872 --> 00:37:57.707
Hey. Come on, guys. Look.
Is this a lovely room, huh?

675
00:37:57.709 --> 00:38:00.110
It's nice.
Is that a Steinway?

676
00:38:00.112 --> 00:38:01.611
Biggest one in the city.

677
00:38:01.613 --> 00:38:03.313
<i>It's got a good vibe.</i>

678
00:38:03.315 --> 00:38:06.249
<i>He seems like he really likes our
show, but he also seems like,</i>

679
00:38:06.251 --> 00:38:09.919
if I'm being honest, like he's
slimy enough to get it done.

680
00:38:09.921 --> 00:38:11.821
Yeah.
Good slimy.

681
00:38:11.823 --> 00:38:16.259
I actually gotta get going.
But I'll see you at 9:00?

682
00:38:16.261 --> 00:38:19.663
Can we make it 9:30? What
are you guys working on?

683
00:38:19.665 --> 00:38:22.165
Writing packet for<i> weekend live.</i>
Cool.

684
00:38:22.167 --> 00:38:24.434
I would get in on that.

685
00:38:24.436 --> 00:38:26.336
What do you mean?

686
00:38:26.338 --> 00:38:29.739
Like, I'd submit
with you guys as a team.

687
00:38:30.675 --> 00:38:32.742
Writing teams are two people.

688
00:38:33.644 --> 00:38:35.578
And we already kind of...

689
00:38:37.848 --> 00:38:40.917
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, no, I'll do...
I'll do my own.

690
00:38:42.620 --> 00:38:44.521
<i>They should all...
You want the scenes, guys,</i>

691
00:38:44.523 --> 00:38:47.857
<i>to run about three minutes to
four minutes, tops. Gotcha.</i>

692
00:38:47.859 --> 00:38:50.327
<i>The whole packet should have
like three parody pieces,</i>

693
00:38:50.329 --> 00:38:52.962
<i>a commercial piece, a political piece.
That's good.</i>

694
00:38:52.964 --> 00:38:55.265
<i>Do you think they would
want like cartoon form?</i>

695
00:38:55.267 --> 00:38:56.700
<i>I was thinking about
drawing them out</i>

696
00:38:56.702 --> 00:38:58.868
<i>so they read it
almost like a comic.</i>

697
00:38:58.870 --> 00:39:02.839
<i>Maybe draw a couple little
cartoons next to the script.</i>

698
00:39:02.841 --> 00:39:05.208
There's this girl,
and she's on a dating show,

699
00:39:05.210 --> 00:39:08.511
and she doesn't know that
she's fighting to win the love

700
00:39:08.513 --> 00:39:10.880
of an alien and Sasquatch
and Abe Lincoln's ghost.

701
00:39:10.882 --> 00:39:13.350
All right. And then
she wins Abe Lincoln.

702
00:39:13.352 --> 00:39:15.285
He's like, "I can't 'cause I'm
married," and she's like,

703
00:39:15.287 --> 00:39:18.021
"well, then why did you
even join this game show?"

704
00:39:18.023 --> 00:39:20.290
He's like, "'cause I had
a gun to my head."

705
00:39:20.292 --> 00:39:22.058
And then it's actually...

706
00:39:22.060 --> 00:39:25.562
It's John Wilkes booth,
and he's gonna shoot him.

707
00:39:25.564 --> 00:39:27.831
Then John Wilkes booth
is, like, a handsome ghost,

708
00:39:27.833 --> 00:39:29.566
and he's like,
"well, I'm single."

709
00:39:29.568 --> 00:39:31.701
And she's into it
'cause she likes ghosts.

710
00:39:31.703 --> 00:39:33.370
That's out there.
That's awesome.

711
00:39:33.372 --> 00:39:37.907
Gary Cho could play that
Sasquatch, no problem. No problem.

712
00:39:37.909 --> 00:39:41.644
It's too plot heavy.
I don't like it.

713
00:39:42.813 --> 00:39:47.650
They have to order for him
'cause they're like...

714
00:39:56.093 --> 00:40:00.363
Hey, I've got a few friends that
want to submit some writing.

715
00:40:00.365 --> 00:40:04.234
When would be, like, a good time
to talk to Timothy about that?

716
00:40:04.236 --> 00:40:06.102
Is this like a bet?

717
00:40:06.104 --> 00:40:07.537
No, I'm just asking.

718
00:40:07.539 --> 00:40:09.372
Oh, this is like a real thing?

719
00:40:09.374 --> 00:40:11.007
Oh, never.

720
00:40:11.009 --> 00:40:14.210
Don't ever talk to Timothy
about your funny friends.

721
00:40:14.212 --> 00:40:18.548
First year, just don't get fired.
Right, right.

722
00:40:18.550 --> 00:40:21.184
So just don't ever do it
during the first year?

723
00:40:21.186 --> 00:40:25.288
I'm sorry. Was my, like,
tone not sarcastic enough?

724
00:40:25.290 --> 00:40:27.624
Never do it. Ever.

725
00:40:34.865 --> 00:40:38.301
Um... um...

726
00:40:38.303 --> 00:40:42.238
So... I'm filling in
for miles today.

727
00:40:42.240 --> 00:40:45.742
I have to confess, this is
my first ever time teaching.

728
00:40:45.744 --> 00:40:49.245
So it's new for me, it's new for you,
but I think it's gonna be great.

729
00:40:49.247 --> 00:40:51.214
I really think you guys...

730
00:40:51.216 --> 00:40:53.650
I see bright shiny eyes,
and you're making me happy.

731
00:40:53.652 --> 00:40:56.453
Um... what did I
wanna talk to you about?

732
00:40:56.455 --> 00:41:01.157
I wanted to talk to you
about group minds.

733
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:04.160
We're on the verge. I feel it, right?
So I want...

734
00:41:04.162 --> 00:41:08.431
Even when you're just coming in
and doing warm-ups, zip zap zop,

735
00:41:08.433 --> 00:41:11.835
I want you guys to really be
connecting with each other.

736
00:41:11.837 --> 00:41:13.736
Um...

737
00:41:13.738 --> 00:41:15.738
Does anybody have any questions?

738
00:41:16.640 --> 00:41:18.441
Yes.
I'm sorry.

739
00:41:18.443 --> 00:41:20.643
I'm just finding this
really confusing.

740
00:41:22.847 --> 00:41:24.514
Good note. Good note.

741
00:41:24.516 --> 00:41:28.751
Um, has anybody had
a particularly hard day?

742
00:41:28.753 --> 00:41:31.287
I had to come back
from France early.

743
00:41:31.289 --> 00:41:33.256
Oh!

744
00:41:35.493 --> 00:41:38.161
Oh!

745
00:41:38.163 --> 00:41:42.532
I went to Europe, and I had to come
home early. Oh, the poor girl.

746
00:41:42.534 --> 00:41:44.667
The poor girl
had to go to Europe.

747
00:41:44.669 --> 00:41:47.470
I had to go to France.
Oh, honey.

748
00:41:47.472 --> 00:41:52.141
She had to go to Europe. Is
there anything we can do? I...

749
00:41:52.143 --> 00:41:55.178
This is really depressing.
I'm sorry.

750
00:41:55.180 --> 00:41:58.047
I donate at the office

751
00:41:58.049 --> 00:42:01.384
for kids who have to
come back from Europe.

752
00:42:01.386 --> 00:42:04.687
Yes. I was gonna go to Belgium.

753
00:42:06.057 --> 00:42:08.958
Is there anything you can do?
I don't know.

754
00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:13.630
I mean, I'm kind of dealing
with my own stuff right now.

755
00:42:13.632 --> 00:42:16.366
What kind of stuff?
I have no bone marrow.

756
00:42:22.908 --> 00:42:25.675
- Hey, guys. This is Liz.
- Hey.

757
00:42:25.677 --> 00:42:28.978
Came to the show tonight. We went
to Naperville high school together.

758
00:42:28.980 --> 00:42:31.214
Hi. We used to do high
school theater together.

759
00:42:31.216 --> 00:42:34.417
We did high school theater. We did
<i>a midsummer night's dream.</i> Yeah.

760
00:42:34.419 --> 00:42:36.519
I used to watch her change.
What?

761
00:42:36.521 --> 00:42:39.422
Yeah, true. True story.

762
00:42:39.424 --> 00:42:41.090
That's terrible.
Weird.

763
00:42:41.092 --> 00:42:42.926
This was such a nice surprise.

764
00:42:42.928 --> 00:42:46.229
Oh. Well, you know,
I'm on my world tour.

765
00:42:46.231 --> 00:42:49.699
And I've been following your posts on
Facebook about the commune for years.

766
00:42:49.701 --> 00:42:51.434
I had to check it out.
That's so cool.

767
00:42:51.436 --> 00:42:54.437
I remember in high school you
were the star of every play

768
00:42:54.439 --> 00:42:57.941
and I was always, like,
the milkman or the messenger.

769
00:42:57.943 --> 00:42:59.776
Narrator.
Narrator.

770
00:42:59.778 --> 00:43:03.546
I was a clown
or the stage manager.

771
00:43:03.548 --> 00:43:06.749
Watch your head on the pipe.
This is it.

772
00:43:07.685 --> 00:43:10.853
You know, not huge,
but neither am I.

773
00:43:11.789 --> 00:43:14.457
Wow. This is moving
pretty fast.

774
00:43:14.459 --> 00:43:17.894
No, no, I...
Gosh, no, I...

775
00:43:17.896 --> 00:43:20.563
I wasn't gonna suggest
that we...

776
00:43:20.565 --> 00:43:23.733
I'm not staying here. No, no, no,
I didn't think that you would.

777
00:43:23.735 --> 00:43:26.970
I'm a 36-year-old woman. I'm not
gonna stay in your college dorm.

778
00:43:26.972 --> 00:43:28.871
No, no, of course.
Here. Sorry, sorry.

779
00:43:28.873 --> 00:43:32.642
You're misunderstanding.
I'm 36 as well.

780
00:43:32.644 --> 00:43:34.877
So I'm here for a few weeks.

781
00:43:34.879 --> 00:43:38.715
Oh, I'd love to see you
as much as, you know...

782
00:43:38.717 --> 00:43:41.150
As much as my schedule allows?

783
00:43:41.152 --> 00:43:42.819
Yeah. Hey!

784
00:43:44.054 --> 00:43:47.590
I had a great time.
Oh. Uh...

785
00:43:47.592 --> 00:43:50.326
You should come by tomorrow.
We're gonna watch Jack on TV.

786
00:43:50.328 --> 00:43:53.129
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah. So...

787
00:43:53.131 --> 00:43:54.464
Oh.

788
00:44:03.807 --> 00:44:05.808
"Thank you forever."

789
00:44:09.346 --> 00:44:11.247
Just be careful with those.

790
00:44:14.451 --> 00:44:17.487
<i>"Art which is most exciting
today is impermanent</i>

791
00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:20.857
and not meant to last
except as an act of love.

792
00:44:20.859 --> 00:44:22.759
It just comes out
between people.

793
00:44:22.761 --> 00:44:24.193
It doesn't want
to be written down.

794
00:44:24.195 --> 00:44:27.096
It passes in the moment
and disappears."

795
00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:30.500
So, for tomorrow,
do you wanna...

796
00:44:30.502 --> 00:44:34.504
Do you want me to get you seats or do
you wanna hang out in my dressing room?

797
00:44:37.207 --> 00:44:40.276
I don't know if I can
go back in that building.

798
00:44:44.648 --> 00:44:46.382
Okay.

799
00:44:46.384 --> 00:44:50.186
I could meet you at the party.
Yeah.

800
00:44:50.188 --> 00:44:52.789
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's good. Yeah.

801
00:44:59.030 --> 00:45:01.731
<i>It's</i> weekend live!

802
00:45:01.733 --> 00:45:06.069
We're gonna watch the show here, but
Jack is gonna get us into the party.

803
00:45:09.506 --> 00:45:11.340
<i>And...</i>

804
00:45:11.342 --> 00:45:13.576
<i>Jack Mercer!</i>

805
00:45:15.045 --> 00:45:16.312
ICK.

806
00:45:16.314 --> 00:45:17.880
Fuck.

807
00:45:17.882 --> 00:45:20.750
- He did it.
- That's our guy.

808
00:45:20.752 --> 00:45:25.054
<i>Musical guest, Elel.</i>

809
00:45:33.864 --> 00:45:38.601
Five, four,
three, two, one. Go.

810
00:45:38.603 --> 00:45:40.103
<i>Step right up!</i>

811
00:45:40.105 --> 00:45:42.605
<i>I can get your tickets
for you right here!</i>

812
00:45:42.607 --> 00:45:45.608
<i>Tickets! Yeah. Uh, I was
gonna get two tickets,</i>

813
00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:47.243
<i>but I was gonna use a kiosk.</i>

814
00:45:47.245 --> 00:45:48.945
<i>Look no further than me, friend.</i>

815
00:45:48.947 --> 00:45:50.513
<i>I can get you tickets
right here,</i>

816
00:45:50.515 --> 00:45:53.916
<i>and I can get 'em for you
at a g-r-e-a-t price.</i>

817
00:45:54.885 --> 00:45:57.286
Not funny.

818
00:45:57.888 --> 00:46:00.757
Skillful, but not funny.

819
00:46:00.759 --> 00:46:05.895
It's like when something sounds
funny, but it isn't funny.

820
00:46:05.897 --> 00:46:08.564
Please welcome Elel!

821
00:46:54.945 --> 00:46:56.846
We gotta go.
I... dude, I'm coming.

822
00:46:56.848 --> 00:47:00.183
I'm coming. Just give me one second.
Do not leave without me!

823
00:47:00.185 --> 00:47:02.318
No room for your
funny friends, Jack.

824
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:04.287
Robbie, do not leave without me.

825
00:47:04.289 --> 00:47:05.755
We'll hang
outside the time Warner.

826
00:47:05.757 --> 00:47:07.857
Jack said meet at the stage door.
Stage door?

827
00:47:07.859 --> 00:47:09.425
We're not waiting
outside a building.

828
00:47:09.427 --> 00:47:11.994
Why not? He's probably there
looking for us right now.

829
00:47:11.996 --> 00:47:13.996
That's not even where the party is!
Let's go.

830
00:47:13.998 --> 00:47:15.364
Fine.

831
00:47:15.366 --> 00:47:18.034
Liz and I are not doing that.

832
00:47:18.036 --> 00:47:21.003
We are 36-year-old adults.

833
00:47:24.708 --> 00:47:28.110
Lena! Lena! Lena!

834
00:47:28.112 --> 00:47:31.547
Excuse me.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

835
00:47:31.549 --> 00:47:33.015
Sorry.

836
00:47:33.017 --> 00:47:37.053
Hey, you think any more of 'em
will come out? That's probably it.

837
00:47:37.055 --> 00:47:40.690
My man, you know where the party's at?
I don't know.

838
00:47:40.692 --> 00:47:42.525
Where'd you get that picture?

839
00:47:42.527 --> 00:47:43.726
That's our friend Jack.

840
00:47:43.728 --> 00:47:46.662
I don't know who he is. I
found it on a message board.

841
00:47:46.664 --> 00:47:48.464
That's my boyfriend.
Okay.

842
00:47:48.466 --> 00:47:51.033
That's my arm around him
in that picture.

843
00:47:51.035 --> 00:47:53.502
Yeah, that's her.
Yeah.

844
00:47:53.504 --> 00:47:56.806
Can you guys give me a
little space or something?

845
00:47:56.808 --> 00:47:59.876
I'm taking off, you guys.
I think Liz and I are done.

846
00:47:59.878 --> 00:48:01.611
Yeah, I'm outta here.
Really?

847
00:48:10.754 --> 00:48:13.322
- Hey.
- Have a seat.

848
00:48:13.324 --> 00:48:14.590
Thank you.

849
00:48:15.192 --> 00:48:17.593
You were very good.

850
00:48:17.595 --> 00:48:20.529
Thank you so much. It's
just been so surreal.

851
00:48:20.531 --> 00:48:23.666
- Don't thank me now.
It's weak. -Right.

852
00:48:23.668 --> 00:48:26.244
Thank me if I don't fire
you after the first season.

853
00:48:26.269 --> 00:48:27.103
Right.

854
00:48:27.105 --> 00:48:28.938
Yeah.
I'm kidding.

855
00:48:28.940 --> 00:48:30.172
Oh.

856
00:48:30.174 --> 00:48:32.775
But I got you something.

857
00:48:32.777 --> 00:48:34.777
I'm gonna give you a hint.

858
00:48:34.779 --> 00:48:36.279
It's Swedish.

859
00:48:36.281 --> 00:48:39.515
It's wooden.
It's a bicycle.

860
00:48:39.517 --> 00:48:41.117
Oh!

861
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:44.120
Yeah, when Björk did the show, she
brought her designer Artipelag,

862
00:48:44.122 --> 00:48:48.758
and, uh, he made that by hand.
Really?

863
00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:51.294
Thank you so much. I...

864
00:48:51.296 --> 00:48:53.129
Um...

865
00:48:54.298 --> 00:48:57.233
Uh, should I take it
back over to my table, or...

866
00:48:57.235 --> 00:49:00.102
Oh, we'll store that for you.
Gotcha. Gotcha.

867
00:49:00.104 --> 00:49:01.737
Or you can ride.

868
00:49:10.647 --> 00:49:12.548
Oh.

869
00:49:15.085 --> 00:49:16.819
Hey.
Mmm.

870
00:49:16.821 --> 00:49:19.388
Oh, boy, there she is.

871
00:49:19.990 --> 00:49:21.824
Mmm. Hi.

872
00:49:21.826 --> 00:49:23.159
No, buddy.
Hello.

873
00:49:23.161 --> 00:49:24.794
Ain't happenin'.

874
00:49:27.832 --> 00:49:29.665
Oh, that was like a baby bird.

875
00:49:29.667 --> 00:49:33.169
You know what? I'm gonna sleep
on the couch. You sleep in here.

876
00:49:41.946 --> 00:49:43.846
Hello.

877
00:49:43.848 --> 00:49:46.582
Oh, hello.

878
00:49:46.584 --> 00:49:48.284
Yeah, Timothy recommended these.

879
00:49:48.286 --> 00:49:51.854
- Um, they were imported
from Holland. -God.

880
00:49:51.856 --> 00:49:54.657
He gave them to Dorothy Goodwin
when she went into rehab.

881
00:49:54.659 --> 00:49:56.192
Oh! Not these
particular flowers.

882
00:49:56.194 --> 00:49:57.994
I'm just saying,
it's from that place.

883
00:49:57.996 --> 00:49:59.595
Rehab flowers.
Yeah.

884
00:50:00.697 --> 00:50:03.332
Hey. Sweetie.

885
00:50:03.334 --> 00:50:05.534
I am so sorry about last night.

886
00:50:05.536 --> 00:50:08.137
I'm so sorry, and we're gonna
get through this, okay?

887
00:50:08.139 --> 00:50:09.705
I know.
All right?

888
00:50:09.707 --> 00:50:11.307
Thank you.

889
00:50:11.309 --> 00:50:12.641
All right.
Love you.

890
00:50:12.643 --> 00:50:15.611
Where you going?
I... I gotta go to work.

891
00:50:19.616 --> 00:50:24.120
He had a seizure last week,
actually, which is not a good sign.

892
00:50:24.122 --> 00:50:26.489
Really? Yeah. We're
all really on edge.

893
00:50:26.491 --> 00:50:28.891
God, that sucks, bill.
I'm so sorry.

894
00:50:28.893 --> 00:50:30.626
Yeah.
It's been pretty grim.

895
00:50:30.628 --> 00:50:32.561
It's been pretty grim, you know?

896
00:50:32.563 --> 00:50:35.664
So, um, here's our writing packet.
Yes.

897
00:50:35.666 --> 00:50:37.533
All right. We worked
really hard on it.

898
00:50:37.535 --> 00:50:39.668
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.

899
00:50:39.670 --> 00:50:42.071
Got it. No, no, okay,
guys, absolutely.

900
00:50:42.073 --> 00:50:43.205
Um...
Thanks.

901
00:50:43.207 --> 00:50:44.874
You're welcome.
Yeah.

902
00:50:44.876 --> 00:50:46.575
Remember, don't thank me yet.

903
00:50:46.577 --> 00:50:50.079
All I can do is try to get
it toward Timothy's desk.

904
00:50:50.081 --> 00:50:51.914
You know what I mean?
Much appreciated.

905
00:50:51.916 --> 00:50:53.382
Yeah. Absolutely.

906
00:50:53.384 --> 00:50:55.584
I want you to know that I
am recommending everybody.

907
00:50:55.586 --> 00:50:58.988
I'm recommending you guys
and miles and... you know.

908
00:50:58.990 --> 00:51:00.756
Yeah. Miles, yeah.

909
00:51:00.758 --> 00:51:04.927
Just remember, we're the two that
have never talked shit about you.

910
00:51:04.929 --> 00:51:08.264
You know, miles, I'm gonna
put in a good word for you,

911
00:51:08.266 --> 00:51:10.599
but it's not my job to give.

912
00:51:10.601 --> 00:51:12.001
Right.

913
00:51:12.003 --> 00:51:15.604
But they'll want me, right?

914
00:51:16.673 --> 00:51:19.108
I...

915
00:51:19.110 --> 00:51:21.777
I taught<i> you.</i>
I know.

916
00:51:21.779 --> 00:51:24.680
I taught you everything.

917
00:51:24.682 --> 00:51:27.616
Just tell them that.

918
00:51:27.618 --> 00:51:30.619
They have Jack Mercer. Now
they can get his teacher.

919
00:51:37.260 --> 00:51:39.695
I'm gonna...

920
00:51:39.697 --> 00:51:42.698
I'm gonna recommend
all you guys.

921
00:51:42.700 --> 00:51:45.267
'Cause I think that's only fair.

922
00:51:46.536 --> 00:51:47.970
This is very unattractive.

923
00:51:49.439 --> 00:51:51.974
Your, like, little hat...

924
00:51:51.976 --> 00:51:53.876
And your... your attitude.

925
00:51:53.878 --> 00:51:55.945
This whole like,
"I'm bigger than everybody."

926
00:51:55.947 --> 00:51:57.480
It's like...
You're just like us.

927
00:51:57.482 --> 00:51:59.582
Your head is so big right now.

928
00:51:59.584 --> 00:52:03.819
Your-your whole
egocentric world...

929
00:52:03.821 --> 00:52:06.722
You just have...
You're completely unaware.

930
00:52:09.893 --> 00:52:11.694
You are st...

931
00:52:13.997 --> 00:52:18.167
You are striking out at me right
now, and I don't understand why,

932
00:52:18.169 --> 00:52:22.671
because I already told you all
I can do is submit your packet

933
00:52:22.673 --> 00:52:25.407
and let the chips fall
where they may.

934
00:52:47.864 --> 00:52:50.766
I just don't feel
like he believes in me.

935
00:52:50.768 --> 00:52:53.536
My dad always told me,
"the thing with an easy sell

936
00:52:53.538 --> 00:52:56.472
is that the thing has
to actually be easy to sell."

937
00:52:56.474 --> 00:52:58.140
What does that even mean?

938
00:52:58.142 --> 00:53:00.042
You have to have the goods.

939
00:53:00.044 --> 00:53:01.777
I don't have the goods?

940
00:53:01.779 --> 00:53:05.014
You can work on the goods
instead of working on Jack.

941
00:53:05.016 --> 00:53:06.148
Do the work.

942
00:53:06.150 --> 00:53:08.951
Oh, I've been working
on the goods.

943
00:53:09.853 --> 00:53:12.054
What are<i> you</i> doing?

944
00:53:12.056 --> 00:53:14.023
Like, are you working right now?

945
00:53:14.025 --> 00:53:17.626
Are you applying for anything?
Uh, unemployment.

946
00:53:18.395 --> 00:53:20.029
Unemployment?

947
00:53:20.031 --> 00:53:24.166
Your parents own a brownstone
on the upper West Side.

948
00:53:24.168 --> 00:53:27.703
Yeah, they do.
I'm separate from them.

949
00:53:27.705 --> 00:53:30.406
You go to therapy twice a week.
Who pays for that?

950
00:53:30.408 --> 00:53:33.475
I'm not having
this conversation.

951
00:53:33.477 --> 00:53:36.912
<i>I just think it's weird that
you're the richest one among us...</i>

952
00:53:36.914 --> 00:53:39.748
And you get checks from the
government that we pay for.

953
00:53:39.750 --> 00:53:44.486
Don't you think that's true, Mr. Coughlin?
Miles, let this one go.

954
00:53:44.488 --> 00:53:47.489
Dog, dog!
Hey, look what I got for you!

955
00:53:47.491 --> 00:53:49.858
My dad bought two tickets

956
00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:54.163
to the Marshfield high school
production of<i> Peter Pan.</i>

957
00:53:54.165 --> 00:53:56.365
Aw.
You look like Peter Pan.

958
00:53:57.568 --> 00:53:59.668
I think he's just nostalgic

959
00:53:59.670 --> 00:54:02.705
for back when I was the star
of every play, you know.

960
00:54:02.707 --> 00:54:04.773
When I was in high school,

961
00:54:04.775 --> 00:54:08.177
I won the Eisner award
for most promising cartoonist,

962
00:54:08.179 --> 00:54:12.214
and I've never had
one book published.

963
00:54:12.216 --> 00:54:15.517
Data's working on this graphic novel.
It's amazing.

964
00:54:15.519 --> 00:54:17.052
Oh, I don't know.

965
00:54:17.054 --> 00:54:20.122
What's it about?
Okay.

966
00:54:20.124 --> 00:54:24.460
So it's about this girl and
she lives in this small town,

967
00:54:24.462 --> 00:54:26.795
and then...
Well, she's a sculptor,

968
00:54:26.797 --> 00:54:28.697
and the whole town
saves up money

969
00:54:28.699 --> 00:54:30.566
and sends her
to the sculpture academy.

970
00:54:30.568 --> 00:54:33.469
And when she gets there,
she never sculpts again.

971
00:54:33.471 --> 00:54:36.105
Why not?
Because she's intimidated.

972
00:54:37.407 --> 00:54:38.707
Can we read it?

973
00:54:39.576 --> 00:54:42.111
Well, it's not done yet.

974
00:55:01.998 --> 00:55:04.500
- Got your back.
- Got your back.

975
00:55:04.502 --> 00:55:06.769
- Got your back.
- Got your back.

976
00:55:06.771 --> 00:55:08.270
Got your back.
Got your back.

977
00:55:08.272 --> 00:55:09.838
Got your back.
Got your back.

978
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:11.307
Got your back.

979
00:55:11.309 --> 00:55:14.009
Please welcome the commune!

980
00:55:16.280 --> 00:55:19.014
<i>We never even really left. No.</i>

981
00:55:19.016 --> 00:55:20.316
Wow.

982
00:55:20.318 --> 00:55:22.751
You just had to wish for us.

983
00:55:27.524 --> 00:55:30.859
Here I am, 58 years old
and twice divorced,

984
00:55:30.861 --> 00:55:33.696
and finally
my imaginary friends return.

985
00:55:37.967 --> 00:55:40.436
Even if we're imaginary,
we love you.

986
00:55:40.438 --> 00:55:42.771
It's the only love
you've ever felt.

987
00:55:42.773 --> 00:55:44.440
You guys...

988
00:55:46.176 --> 00:55:49.812
You feel more real than you
did even when I was a kid.

989
00:55:49.814 --> 00:55:52.715
You're such a great guy.

990
00:55:52.717 --> 00:55:56.785
Sorry none of your wives
ever said that.

991
00:56:01.224 --> 00:56:04.059
<i>And the most
important thing is, don't think.</i>

992
00:56:04.061 --> 00:56:07.129
Del close was the first one who said that.
It's everything.

993
00:56:07.131 --> 00:56:10.065
You don't think, you don't memorize,
you don't... you don't get paid.

994
00:56:10.067 --> 00:56:11.700
Oh, Gary, so true.

995
00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:13.902
But isn't that
kinda fun too? Right?

996
00:56:13.904 --> 00:56:17.206
I remember that one. What am I doing?
Oh, my god.

997
00:56:17.208 --> 00:56:20.075
Remember that? Oh, yeah! I
totally remember that one.

998
00:56:20.077 --> 00:56:21.076
Yeah.

999
00:56:21.078 --> 00:56:23.579
Let's use this box for storage.

1000
00:56:23.581 --> 00:56:26.048
So we'll just put stuff in here.
Okay.

1001
00:56:26.050 --> 00:56:28.751
- Why are we wearing pajamas?
- Nighttime with us.

1002
00:56:28.753 --> 00:56:30.919
They wanna dream in these
improv for America shirts?

1003
00:56:30.921 --> 00:56:33.255
They were supposed to go... guys.

1004
00:56:33.257 --> 00:56:36.258
You're not gonna believe what I just found.
Do you remember this?

1005
00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:40.028
These tuxedos my dad gave us after
he bought out that dry cleaner?

1006
00:56:40.030 --> 00:56:42.064
We used to actually
wear these in shows.

1007
00:56:42.066 --> 00:56:44.566
All right, what are we thinking?
Storage or garbage?

1008
00:56:44.568 --> 00:56:46.902
No, storage.
People loved these.

1009
00:56:46.904 --> 00:56:49.104
Why'd we stop wearing them?

1010
00:56:49.106 --> 00:56:50.906
It's so small.

1011
00:56:50.908 --> 00:56:53.409
I'm so small.

1012
00:56:53.411 --> 00:56:55.511
They were fun to wear.

1013
00:56:55.513 --> 00:56:57.246
Not a bad idea.

1014
00:56:57.248 --> 00:57:01.950
I was seriously worried that other
teams were gonna rip off the idea.

1015
00:57:01.952 --> 00:57:05.587
Do you guys feel like this
whole process is kinda like...

1016
00:57:05.589 --> 00:57:08.157
Life telling us
to just maybe move on?

1017
00:57:09.292 --> 00:57:12.394
Your writing packet is
really good, you guys.

1018
00:57:12.396 --> 00:57:15.631
You know, like, <i>weekend live</i>
would be lucky to have you.

1019
00:57:15.633 --> 00:57:17.466
Oh, my old...
You don't want it?

1020
00:57:17.468 --> 00:57:18.801
No.

1021
00:57:18.803 --> 00:57:22.037
I feel like your 20s
are all about hope,

1022
00:57:22.039 --> 00:57:26.608
and then your 30s are all about
realizing how dumb it was to hope.

1023
00:57:27.477 --> 00:57:30.145
Oh, my god.
Look at you.

1024
00:57:30.147 --> 00:57:33.148
You look like a little
claymation seven-year-old.

1025
00:57:33.150 --> 00:57:36.652
Wait. Let me see. That's me.
That's a boy.

1026
00:57:36.654 --> 00:57:40.823
Who is the one who looks like
he's made of flour and water?

1027
00:57:40.825 --> 00:57:43.425
I was 21 years old.

1028
00:57:43.427 --> 00:57:45.894
Like, without the commune,
who am I?

1029
00:57:45.896 --> 00:57:48.464
It's like when I go
to the grocery store

1030
00:57:48.466 --> 00:57:50.566
and people treat me
like I don't exist,

1031
00:57:50.568 --> 00:57:54.169
I'm in my head, "boy, I got a secret.
I go onstage. I kill.

1032
00:57:54.171 --> 00:57:56.972
I crush. I'm a superhero."

1033
00:57:56.974 --> 00:58:01.743
But without improv,
I'm kinda just a loser.

1034
00:58:05.682 --> 00:58:09.351
So it was like a silent meditation retreat?
Yeah. In Brazil.

1035
00:58:09.353 --> 00:58:12.187
And everyone was quiet.
Okay.

1036
00:58:12.189 --> 00:58:13.822
For days.
Okay.

1037
00:58:13.824 --> 00:58:15.491
It was...
It was incredible.

1038
00:58:15.493 --> 00:58:19.461
I could hear myself think for the first
time, I think, in my whole life.

1039
00:58:19.463 --> 00:58:21.697
I bet you got in trouble
for humming.

1040
00:58:21.699 --> 00:58:23.332
What do you mean?
'Cause you hum.

1041
00:58:23.334 --> 00:58:25.501
I remember that from algebra class.
What?

1042
00:58:25.503 --> 00:58:27.169
Mrs. green always
used to get mad

1043
00:58:27.171 --> 00:58:29.972
because you would hum
while you were doing equations.

1044
00:58:29.974 --> 00:58:32.774
You'd get this faraway look in
your eye and start humming.

1045
00:58:32.776 --> 00:58:35.944
I could never figure out
what the song was.

1046
00:58:35.946 --> 00:58:38.213
Okay, you know
way too much about me.

1047
00:58:38.215 --> 00:58:40.282
That's the tip of the iceberg.
You're freaking me out.

1048
00:58:40.284 --> 00:58:43.485
I'm onto you! Now will you
sleep in my college dorm?

1049
00:58:43.487 --> 00:58:45.053
No!

1050
00:58:45.055 --> 00:58:46.488
I like you.

1051
00:58:46.490 --> 00:58:48.223
I like me too.

1052
00:58:49.792 --> 00:58:52.895
You just said,
"I like me too."

1053
00:58:52.897 --> 00:58:54.730
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.

1054
00:58:54.732 --> 00:58:56.365
Yeah, you did. You did. No.

1055
00:58:57.734 --> 00:59:01.236
The point is, I like you too.
Mmm.

1056
00:59:01.238 --> 00:59:04.640
Oh, hey. Hey. What's going on?

1057
00:59:05.909 --> 00:59:09.244
I snuck out early
to go to a pharmacy.

1058
00:59:11.147 --> 00:59:13.882
I'm pregnant.
Oh!

1059
00:59:13.884 --> 00:59:15.250
Um...

1060
00:59:16.085 --> 00:59:17.486
Great.

1061
00:59:17.488 --> 00:59:19.321
That was fast.

1062
00:59:19.323 --> 00:59:23.058
Usually it takes... At
least four to six visits.

1063
00:59:23.060 --> 00:59:27.396
No, it's this guy I met in Brazil.
I'm pretty sure.

1064
00:59:28.698 --> 00:59:32.234
The... the silent retreat guy?
Yeah.

1065
00:59:32.236 --> 00:59:33.936
The silent guy?

1066
00:59:33.938 --> 00:59:36.538
You guys just got
straight to it, no talking?

1067
00:59:36.540 --> 00:59:40.008
Yeah. No words required.

1068
00:59:40.010 --> 00:59:41.843
Um...

1069
00:59:42.946 --> 00:59:44.746
Is he gonna be the dad, or...

1070
00:59:44.748 --> 00:59:47.783
No. He's young.

1071
00:59:48.518 --> 00:59:50.085
Young? Fifteen? Illegal?

1072
00:59:50.087 --> 00:59:52.454
What kinda thing?
I can keep a secret.

1073
00:59:56.025 --> 00:59:59.861
The first thing I thought when I
found out was I can't keep it.

1074
01:00:00.964 --> 01:00:05.300
But then it hit me.
I'm not 19.

1075
01:00:25.955 --> 01:00:28.056
I gotta tell you something.

1076
01:00:28.058 --> 01:00:29.224
Yeah?

1077
01:00:30.326 --> 01:00:32.160
I didn't...

1078
01:00:34.797 --> 01:00:36.264
What-what is it?

1079
01:00:36.266 --> 01:00:39.234
I didn't go to
my<i> weekend live</i> audition.

1080
01:00:39.236 --> 01:00:41.336
I just didn't go.

1081
01:00:41.338 --> 01:00:42.904
Why?

1082
01:00:42.906 --> 01:00:45.140
I mean, why?
Why wouldn't you go?

1083
01:00:45.142 --> 01:00:48.143
I don't know. I freaked out.
I told you I would...

1084
01:00:48.145 --> 01:00:51.446
Life is so short, and you have to
do things that you believe in,

1085
01:00:51.448 --> 01:00:54.016
or what is the point of all of this?
Yeah.

1086
01:00:54.018 --> 01:00:56.985
And I watch that show,
and it's not for me.

1087
01:00:56.987 --> 01:01:00.422
I like my life how it is right now.
I like the commune.

1088
01:01:00.424 --> 01:01:02.924
I know, Sam. I know.

1089
01:01:02.926 --> 01:01:07.996
The day you guys asked me to join the
commune was the greatest day of my life.

1090
01:01:07.998 --> 01:01:11.199
It was the greatest day
of<i> my</i> life.

1091
01:01:11.201 --> 01:01:13.769
But, honey, you can't do
improv forever, okay?

1092
01:01:13.771 --> 01:01:15.370
It just...
It ends, all right?

1093
01:01:15.372 --> 01:01:17.873
And I don't want it to end either,
but it will. It just will.

1094
01:01:17.875 --> 01:01:20.475
We've gotta jump
to the next Lily pad.

1095
01:01:20.477 --> 01:01:23.545
But I like this Lily pad.

1096
01:01:23.547 --> 01:01:27.716
Honestly, you should be on this show.
You'd be better than me.

1097
01:01:27.718 --> 01:01:29.384
Okay?

1098
01:01:35.958 --> 01:01:40.162
<i>Think if, uh, I invited the producers to
come to my improv show, they would come?</i>

1099
01:01:40.164 --> 01:01:42.397
'Cause I just want 'em
to see Sam again.

1100
01:01:42.399 --> 01:01:45.300
Okay. I don't even wanna
go to your improv show.

1101
01:01:45.302 --> 01:01:48.570
The only universe
I see that happening in

1102
01:01:48.572 --> 01:01:52.407
is if you got the host to go,
then maybe they would tag along.

1103
01:01:58.314 --> 01:01:59.481
Zip! Zap! Zop!

1104
01:01:59.483 --> 01:02:00.582
Zip! Zap! Zop!

1105
01:02:00.584 --> 01:02:02.684
Zap! Zop! Zap!

1106
01:02:02.686 --> 01:02:03.919
Zop!
Wait. Where's miles?

1107
01:02:03.921 --> 01:02:06.021
He's in Naperville with Liz.

1108
01:02:06.023 --> 01:02:07.756
What are they doing?

1109
01:02:07.758 --> 01:02:09.491
The new guy
is sanding the walls.

1110
01:02:09.493 --> 01:02:12.694
- Who's the new tenant?
- Urban outfitters.

1111
01:02:12.696 --> 01:02:14.096
Placards.

1112
01:02:14.098 --> 01:02:15.897
Anyway, but it's a really
beautiful neighborhood

1113
01:02:15.899 --> 01:02:17.899
with great restaurants.

1114
01:02:17.901 --> 01:02:19.835
Zip! Zap! Zop!

1115
01:02:19.837 --> 01:02:22.037
Zip! Zap! Sorry.

1116
01:02:22.039 --> 01:02:23.939
We should get onstage.
All right.

1117
01:02:23.941 --> 01:02:25.207
You sure?
Got your back.

1118
01:02:25.209 --> 01:02:26.408
Got your back.
Got your back.

1119
01:02:26.410 --> 01:02:28.610
Got your back. Got
your back, buddy.

1120
01:02:28.612 --> 01:02:31.113
And we are the commune!

1121
01:02:34.017 --> 01:02:37.519
Has anyone had
a particularly hard day?

1122
01:02:37.521 --> 01:02:39.020
Do the ticket taker guy!

1123
01:02:42.892 --> 01:02:45.393
That's a character
that Jack played on TV, yeah.

1124
01:02:45.395 --> 01:02:47.729
Could we get
a different suggestion?

1125
01:02:47.731 --> 01:02:50.465
<i>Weekend live!</i>

1126
01:02:50.467 --> 01:02:52.200
That is...

1127
01:02:52.202 --> 01:02:55.470
That's the name of a television show.
You nailed that. Um...

1128
01:02:57.240 --> 01:03:01.309
Anything... anything else?
Ben stiller?

1129
01:03:01.311 --> 01:03:03.378
Ben stiller.

1130
01:03:03.380 --> 01:03:06.815
Ben stiller is a member of
tonight's audience, correct.

1131
01:03:06.817 --> 01:03:10.819
Yeah, I'm... not... yeah.

1132
01:03:10.821 --> 01:03:15.657
Um, anything about
a personal hard day?

1133
01:03:16.659 --> 01:03:18.627
Something that happened to you?

1134
01:03:24.100 --> 01:03:25.567
Uh...

1135
01:03:28.238 --> 01:03:31.573
Here, here!
I got a bushel of tickets!

1136
01:03:36.345 --> 01:03:40.348
I mean, there's no show,
but I got tickets!

1137
01:03:40.350 --> 01:03:43.685
I got tickets!

1138
01:03:43.687 --> 01:03:46.354
Holy mackerel, look at you!

1139
01:03:46.356 --> 01:03:49.858
Is that... is that... is that
Gena Rowlands, the actress?

1140
01:03:51.428 --> 01:03:52.928
Hey-hey-hey!

1141
01:03:55.698 --> 01:03:57.199
It's not.

1142
01:03:57.201 --> 01:04:01.403
I, uh... I'm just a regular
ticket-loving lady.

1143
01:04:02.471 --> 01:04:04.973
You're telling me you're
not Gena Rowlands, huh?

1144
01:04:04.975 --> 01:04:09.444
I'm telling you
I'm not Gena Rowlands.

1145
01:04:09.446 --> 01:04:12.647
This is my improv group. This is Ben, guys.
Hi. I'm Ben.

1146
01:04:12.649 --> 01:04:13.682
How's it going?
Hi.

1147
01:04:13.684 --> 01:04:15.817
Great show. Great show.
You guys were great.

1148
01:04:15.819 --> 01:04:19.054
- Really, really funny. -Oh, thanks,
but you don't have to say that.

1149
01:04:19.056 --> 01:04:21.356
No, I know
I don't have to say it.

1150
01:04:21.358 --> 01:04:24.292
- Right. Right.
- You guys were great.

1151
01:04:24.294 --> 01:04:26.962
I'm sorry. I have to ask.
I've always wondered.

1152
01:04:26.964 --> 01:04:29.631
When you wake up in the morning,

1153
01:04:29.633 --> 01:04:33.668
are you just like, "oh,
my god, I'm Ben stiller"?

1154
01:04:33.670 --> 01:04:37.038
Um... yeah. Probably in the same
way you wake up in the morning

1155
01:04:37.040 --> 01:04:39.875
and go, "I'm Allison."

1156
01:04:39.877 --> 01:04:42.844
In<i> heavyweights</i> and<i> dodgeball</i>
and<i> reality bites,</i>

1157
01:04:42.846 --> 01:04:46.014
you've never shied away from
playing an unlikable character.

1158
01:04:46.016 --> 01:04:48.683
Like, what... what gives
you that courage?

1159
01:04:48.685 --> 01:04:50.485
Um... wow.

1160
01:04:50.487 --> 01:04:54.756
You know, I never really thought
of myself as unlikable, but...

1161
01:04:54.758 --> 01:04:56.691
Oh, I didn't...
You're not.

1162
01:04:56.693 --> 01:04:59.761
No, no, no, I'm just saying
as the character obviously...

1163
01:04:59.763 --> 01:05:01.496
You know.

1164
01:05:01.498 --> 01:05:05.500
Did you think that the<i> reality
bites</i> guy was unlikable?

1165
01:05:05.502 --> 01:05:08.403
My question is, who wrote the Eddie
Munster sketch? Did you write it?

1166
01:05:08.405 --> 01:05:11.072
Uh, yeah, yeah,
with my buddy Jeff Kahn.

1167
01:05:11.074 --> 01:05:13.108
That's the best sketch.

1168
01:05:13.110 --> 01:05:15.176
That's such a long time ago.

1169
01:05:15.178 --> 01:05:17.789
I didn't think you were
unlikable in that...

1170
01:05:17.814 --> 01:05:19.414
oh, no, no, no. I know.

1171
01:05:19.416 --> 01:05:21.516
Is the bathroom right over here?
Yeah.

1172
01:05:21.518 --> 01:05:22.684
Be right back.

1173
01:05:22.686 --> 01:05:25.053
Guys. This is awesome.
It's great.

1174
01:05:25.055 --> 01:05:28.523
Please don't ask so many questions, okay?
This isn't<i> 60 minutes.</i>

1175
01:05:30.226 --> 01:05:31.626
Wow.

1176
01:05:32.728 --> 01:05:34.095
My students just arrived.

1177
01:05:34.097 --> 01:05:37.432
I see Gary and some
of the other guys.

1178
01:05:37.434 --> 01:05:40.035
- I'm gonna hang out with them.
- Why? Why?

1179
01:05:40.037 --> 01:05:42.704
'Cause I don't wanna
get scolded tonight.

1180
01:05:42.706 --> 01:05:45.740
I'm not gonna scold you.
Why? Was i... am I scolding?

1181
01:05:45.742 --> 01:05:48.543
I don't understand how I was...
was I scolding you guys?

1182
01:05:48.545 --> 01:05:51.212
Wait. Don't sit here.
Ben'll sit here.

1183
01:05:52.548 --> 01:05:54.282
Mm. No. No.

1184
01:05:54.284 --> 01:05:56.051
There are two types
of bad shows.

1185
01:05:56.053 --> 01:05:59.154
There's the type of bad show where
we sell each other out onstage...

1186
01:05:59.156 --> 01:06:00.588
And nobody hangs out afterwards,

1187
01:06:00.590 --> 01:06:02.257
and then there's
the type of bad show

1188
01:06:02.259 --> 01:06:03.825
where you all go down together,

1189
01:06:03.827 --> 01:06:06.728
and then you come to the bar
afterwards and you laugh about it.

1190
01:06:06.730 --> 01:06:09.497
That is the type of bad show
I want you to have.

1191
01:06:09.499 --> 01:06:13.234
Yeah, no, yeah, we do that all the time.
You gotta love each other, okay?

1192
01:06:13.236 --> 01:06:15.270
You gotta be willing
to be broke.

1193
01:06:15.272 --> 01:06:18.640
You gotta be willing to hit rock bottom.
Duh. Duh.

1194
01:06:18.642 --> 01:06:20.508
Together! Oh, we're
definitely broke.

1195
01:06:20.510 --> 01:06:23.011
We all share a one-bedroom in Bushwick.
It's terrible.

1196
01:06:23.013 --> 01:06:24.779
Way to own it, guys!

1197
01:06:24.781 --> 01:06:26.448
This is a game
called "blurt."

1198
01:06:26.450 --> 01:06:29.851
Pick one person. Say the first thing about
them that comes to your mind. Connor. Go.

1199
01:06:29.853 --> 01:06:31.252
Fat.
Dangerous.

1200
01:06:31.254 --> 01:06:33.288
A little slow. This
game hurts my feelings.

1201
01:06:33.290 --> 01:06:36.358
Twenty years from now, oceans are
gonna wipe out the eastern seaboard,

1202
01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:37.692
and no one's gonna care
who made what album,

1203
01:06:37.694 --> 01:06:39.661
whereas the beach boys
already had a 50-year run.

1204
01:06:39.663 --> 01:06:42.998
We're still talking about<i> pet
sounds,</i> and that came out in '67?

1205
01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:44.833
Nobody's talking
about<i> pet sounds.</i>

1206
01:06:44.835 --> 01:06:47.102
In 2050,
will people know who Drake is?

1207
01:06:47.104 --> 01:06:48.636
Once the eastern
seaboard's flooded,

1208
01:06:48.638 --> 01:06:50.872
are you gonna care
about the beach boys?

1209
01:06:50.874 --> 01:06:53.208
Yeah, more! Surfing songs
will be more relevant.

1210
01:06:53.210 --> 01:06:54.809
There'd be more
water surface area.

1211
01:06:54.811 --> 01:06:55.877
Yeah.

1212
01:07:24.206 --> 01:07:26.641
Uh, these are
some writing samples

1213
01:07:26.643 --> 01:07:29.144
from some of the improvisers
in my group,

1214
01:07:29.146 --> 01:07:32.414
and they're really
a talented bunch of guys.

1215
01:07:32.416 --> 01:07:35.183
I just wondered
if you wanted to look at 'em.

1216
01:07:35.185 --> 01:07:37.218
Jack, you should worry
about yourself.

1217
01:07:37.220 --> 01:07:38.787
Oh, okay.

1218
01:07:40.156 --> 01:07:43.825
I'm cutting you
from "jugglers with vertigo."

1219
01:07:44.760 --> 01:07:47.262
Oh. Okay.

1220
01:07:47.264 --> 01:07:50.365
You know, you're not
what we call a pure talent.

1221
01:07:50.367 --> 01:07:51.900
You're not a virtuoso.

1222
01:07:51.902 --> 01:07:56.771
You're the kind of player
who should write for himself.

1223
01:07:58.941 --> 01:08:02.644
And if I don't get it, then I'll
move to Naperville with you guys.

1224
01:08:04.914 --> 01:08:07.248
Miles. No.

1225
01:08:07.250 --> 01:08:09.184
You don't...

1226
01:08:09.186 --> 01:08:12.353
This... this isn't for you.
This is...

1227
01:08:12.355 --> 01:08:14.089
No, this<i> is</i> for me.

1228
01:08:14.091 --> 01:08:18.359
I'm just...
Will you give me a chance?

1229
01:08:18.961 --> 01:08:20.595
Come on.

1230
01:08:20.597 --> 01:08:25.366
If it's a boy,
we name him Rodrigo.

1231
01:08:26.602 --> 01:08:29.737
To respect his Brazilian roots.

1232
01:08:29.739 --> 01:08:31.806
Rodrigo.

1233
01:08:31.808 --> 01:08:33.308
Have an open mind.

1234
01:08:33.310 --> 01:08:37.579
I know when you look at me, I get
what you're seeing, but I'm also...

1235
01:08:37.581 --> 01:08:41.449
I want to think
that I can be better than that.

1236
01:08:45.989 --> 01:08:49.157
<i>Tickets are now on sale
for our show this weekend</i>

1237
01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:51.726
at the 45th street lounge.

1238
01:08:59.135 --> 01:09:00.468
Will Jack be there?

1239
01:09:00.470 --> 01:09:02.337
No, he has a show that night,

1240
01:09:02.339 --> 01:09:05.673
but this is kind of like
a test run for a longer run.

1241
01:09:05.675 --> 01:09:07.742
And if it goes well,
we'll have more shows,

1242
01:09:07.744 --> 01:09:10.011
and then Jack will
definitely be at those.

1243
01:09:10.013 --> 01:09:12.847
Oh.

1244
01:09:12.849 --> 01:09:15.450
You wouldn't "aw"
if you knew him better.

1245
01:09:15.452 --> 01:09:17.418
How much are tickets?

1246
01:09:17.420 --> 01:09:20.688
They're $45, but down the
road there may be discounts.

1247
01:09:20.690 --> 01:09:22.690
But don't wait
for "down the road," okay?

1248
01:09:22.692 --> 01:09:26.027
'Cause we don't know that there's
gonna be a road to go down.

1249
01:09:26.029 --> 01:09:27.695
So please come.

1250
01:09:27.697 --> 01:09:30.698
And that's more expensive than
you're used to paying for our shows,

1251
01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:34.869
but, you know, we promise that
it'll be of a high quality,

1252
01:09:34.871 --> 01:09:40.508
and we're just trying to keep the
thing alive, so, uh, thanks.

1253
01:09:41.510 --> 01:09:45.180
Okay. Anybody had
a particularly hard day?

1254
01:09:45.182 --> 01:09:47.549
Yeah, we're sad Jack's not here.

1255
01:09:56.692 --> 01:10:00.461
Well, he was a very good man.

1256
01:10:02.199 --> 01:10:05.066
Loved him.
I loved him so much.

1257
01:10:05.068 --> 01:10:06.668
He died so young.

1258
01:10:06.670 --> 01:10:09.470
But not as young
as you think he is.

1259
01:10:09.472 --> 01:10:13.641
And he also had bad skin. Hmm.

1260
01:10:14.743 --> 01:10:16.811
I miss, um...

1261
01:10:16.813 --> 01:10:19.514
When you talked to him, he
would "uh-huh" and be there

1262
01:10:19.516 --> 01:10:23.351
and you could almost forget that he was
just waiting for you to stop talking

1263
01:10:23.353 --> 01:10:26.020
so he could talk.

1264
01:10:26.022 --> 01:10:27.388
Friends, I have terrible news.

1265
01:10:27.390 --> 01:10:29.791
Worse than Jack being dead?

1266
01:10:31.860 --> 01:10:35.163
Um, it turns out Jack
is really popular in heaven.

1267
01:10:35.165 --> 01:10:38.600
And, uh, his, uh...
His new friends

1268
01:10:38.602 --> 01:10:40.835
are having a funeral
for him there.

1269
01:10:40.837 --> 01:10:42.270
In heaven?

1270
01:10:42.272 --> 01:10:43.938
Uh, yeah, in Brooklyn.

1271
01:10:45.040 --> 01:10:47.175
And, uh, they have his body.

1272
01:10:47.177 --> 01:10:48.576
Bill, Allison: What?
Yeah.

1273
01:10:48.578 --> 01:10:50.411
What's in this casket?

1274
01:10:50.413 --> 01:10:53.581
Ah, it's just his head shot.

1275
01:11:12.768 --> 01:11:15.903
Let me help you
with that there, honey.

1276
01:11:15.905 --> 01:11:19.474
Oh, you got a memento
from the theater there, huh?

1277
01:11:19.476 --> 01:11:22.710
Maybe I'll keep
the theater going somewhere.

1278
01:11:30.486 --> 01:11:33.454
Okay. I gotta...
I gotta go to work.

1279
01:11:41.497 --> 01:11:44.465
We've got "Scooby-doo
gets put down,"

1280
01:11:44.467 --> 01:11:46.634
"Kim JONG-un on
<i>the bachelorette."</i>

1281
01:11:46.636 --> 01:11:49.170
They're not getting on.

1282
01:11:49.172 --> 01:11:53.908
Is there anything from your live shows?
Any go-to characters you do?

1283
01:12:11.860 --> 01:12:13.928
All right, so we're in the red.

1284
01:12:13.930 --> 01:12:17.098
Live and learn.
You can keep that.

1285
01:12:20.336 --> 01:12:23.871
I heard from my guy at<i> weekend
live</i> about your writing sample.

1286
01:12:23.873 --> 01:12:26.674
It's not gonna happen
for you there, miles.

1287
01:12:35.851 --> 01:12:38.219
Did you talk to Bonnie? Yeah.

1288
01:12:38.221 --> 01:12:40.388
We didn't get it.

1289
01:12:40.390 --> 01:12:42.690
So all of us got rejected?

1290
01:12:42.692 --> 01:12:44.559
Fuck.

1291
01:12:47.229 --> 01:12:51.299
<i>It's got two bedrooms,
a kitchen, beautiful bathroom.</i>

1292
01:12:51.301 --> 01:12:53.568
<i>Is that a toilet?</i>

1293
01:12:53.570 --> 01:12:56.170
<i>Well, obviously the bathroom
is in the kitchen.</i>

1294
01:12:56.172 --> 01:12:57.372
<i>Oh.</i>

1295
01:12:57.374 --> 01:12:59.907
<i>And then who are they?</i>

1296
01:12:59.909 --> 01:13:02.076
<i>Oh. Those are
two small orphans.</i>

1297
01:13:02.078 --> 01:13:03.911
<i>Hi.</i>

1298
01:13:04.913 --> 01:13:06.647
<i>Orphans?</i>

1299
01:13:06.649 --> 01:13:10.318
<i>The apartment comes
with these two orphans.</i>

1300
01:13:10.320 --> 01:13:13.020
<i>You can put a piece of
furniture in front of 'em.</i>

1301
01:13:13.022 --> 01:13:14.555
<i>Put 'em in a hamper.</i>

1302
01:13:14.557 --> 01:13:16.257
He can't do that.

1303
01:13:16.259 --> 01:13:18.760
<i>And does
the landlord mind if I paint?</i>

1304
01:13:18.762 --> 01:13:21.662
We've been replaced
by Ben stiller.

1305
01:13:25.434 --> 01:13:28.169
Fuck that!
I'm going to the party.

1306
01:13:55.130 --> 01:13:56.731
Hey, Jack!

1307
01:13:56.733 --> 01:13:58.299
Oh, excuse me.
One second.

1308
01:13:58.301 --> 01:14:00.034
Miles, what's going on?

1309
01:14:00.036 --> 01:14:02.570
What are you guys doing here?
We saw the show tonight.

1310
01:14:02.572 --> 01:14:04.305
One of those sketches
looked pretty familiar.

1311
01:14:04.307 --> 01:14:07.108
We can talk about this, but not right here.
Grab a drink.

1312
01:14:07.110 --> 01:14:09.310
Everything okay, Jack?
We're fine. We're good.

1313
01:14:09.312 --> 01:14:10.778
You're a fucking thief!

1314
01:14:10.780 --> 01:14:13.047
Miles, you don't understand
how hard this job is, okay?

1315
01:14:13.049 --> 01:14:15.750
I have tried to sell you.
It is not easy.

1316
01:14:15.752 --> 01:14:17.385
Oh, my god!
Are you okay?

1317
01:14:17.387 --> 01:14:18.953
You're going outside.
Hey!

1318
01:14:18.955 --> 01:14:22.423
- Don't push me like that.
- What's going on?

1319
01:14:22.425 --> 01:14:24.058
What was that?

1320
01:14:27.396 --> 01:14:30.965
- Wow! Jesus! -Miles, that
wasn't the fuckin' plan.

1321
01:14:30.967 --> 01:14:34.635
That's just how I felt. I'm sorry.
What the fuck, miles?

1322
01:14:34.637 --> 01:14:36.938
What happened?
I stuck up for all of us.

1323
01:14:36.940 --> 01:14:38.906
And I'm going back in there!

1324
01:14:38.908 --> 01:14:40.641
You fucking psycho!

1325
01:14:40.643 --> 01:14:42.510
Miles, just relax.

1326
01:14:42.512 --> 01:14:45.346
- Where were you?
- I was out here.

1327
01:14:45.348 --> 01:14:47.181
Doing what?

1328
01:14:48.484 --> 01:14:53.821
I didn't wanna embarrass myself
in front of my coworkers.

1329
01:14:56.124 --> 01:14:58.159
What does that mean?

1330
01:14:58.161 --> 01:15:01.095
I got the writing job
on<i> weekend live.</i>

1331
01:15:02.264 --> 01:15:04.065
Motherfuck!

1332
01:15:04.867 --> 01:15:07.335
They gave it to<i> you?</i>

1333
01:15:07.337 --> 01:15:10.371
You didn't even tell us you were
submitting. That's so weird.

1334
01:15:10.373 --> 01:15:13.341
We showed you our packet. And
you didn't even say a thing?

1335
01:15:13.343 --> 01:15:16.711
I didn't think I was gonna get
it, and I was embarrassed.

1336
01:15:16.713 --> 01:15:20.147
That is so shady. And you're not
even gonna last five minutes there.

1337
01:15:20.149 --> 01:15:23.384
'Cause you have no work ethic.
Bill's right.

1338
01:15:24.553 --> 01:15:26.287
You've taken nine years,

1339
01:15:26.289 --> 01:15:28.956
and you still haven't
finished your doodle book.

1340
01:15:38.400 --> 01:15:40.968
I think what kills me

1341
01:15:40.970 --> 01:15:43.738
is that you don't even know
what it's like to work.

1342
01:15:43.740 --> 01:15:47.542
You've had everything in your life
handed to you on a silver platter.

1343
01:15:47.544 --> 01:15:49.810
I didn't get handed this.

1344
01:15:49.812 --> 01:15:53.147
I turned in a writing
submission and it was good.

1345
01:15:57.419 --> 01:16:00.588
No one wants to say this, miles,

1346
01:16:00.590 --> 01:16:02.323
but you don't have it.

1347
01:16:04.826 --> 01:16:09.096
You were never inches away
from anything.

1348
01:16:10.699 --> 01:16:12.366
Fuck you, Lindsay.

1349
01:16:12.368 --> 01:16:15.836
You won't, 'cause I'm not 22
and I'm not your student.

1350
01:16:48.770 --> 01:16:51.205
You gotta let go, miles.

1351
01:16:52.741 --> 01:16:55.977
All this<i> weekend live</i> shit
is meaningless.

1352
01:16:55.979 --> 01:16:58.145
You've got the commune.

1353
01:16:59.881 --> 01:17:03.784
We only got one more show.
I don't wanna do it alone.

1354
01:17:10.592 --> 01:17:13.794
Please welcome the commune!

1355
01:17:40.622 --> 01:17:45.292
Has anybody had
a particularly hard day?

1356
01:17:45.294 --> 01:17:46.861
Yeah. You have.

1357
01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:53.701
You're right.

1358
01:17:53.703 --> 01:17:54.969
You're right.

1359
01:17:54.971 --> 01:17:57.271
I have had a hard...

1360
01:17:58.674 --> 01:18:00.007
Month.

1361
01:18:03.111 --> 01:18:05.880
And I just feel like I'm...

1362
01:18:09.718 --> 01:18:12.386
I feel like I'm in a...

1363
01:18:15.490 --> 01:18:17.491
Guys!

1364
01:18:17.493 --> 01:18:18.859
I'm down here!

1365
01:18:18.861 --> 01:18:20.795
I'm in a well!

1366
01:18:22.398 --> 01:18:23.998
"Sam is in a well?

1367
01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:27.668
Oh, my god,
this is a disaster!"

1368
01:18:27.670 --> 01:18:30.071
"She's in a well.
What will we do?

1369
01:18:30.073 --> 01:18:32.840
She's in a well.
Oh, my god. It's so bad."

1370
01:18:32.842 --> 01:18:35.176
Guys, stop worrying
about me. I'm fine.

1371
01:18:35.178 --> 01:18:39.380
I... I actually kinda
like it down here.

1372
01:18:39.382 --> 01:18:43.417
It's quiet and it's cool.

1373
01:18:44.419 --> 01:18:47.988
There's... there's water.

1374
01:18:49.491 --> 01:18:50.758
Oh.

1375
01:18:50.760 --> 01:18:52.026
Ow.

1376
01:18:52.028 --> 01:18:54.528
Ow! Somebody
throwing pennies?

1377
01:18:54.530 --> 01:18:58.099
"I'm, uh, sorry, milady.

1378
01:18:58.101 --> 01:19:03.337
I was making a wish
for my dying aunt Fiona."

1379
01:19:03.339 --> 01:19:05.072
Oh.

1380
01:19:05.074 --> 01:19:10.177
That's a... that's an unplaceable
accent you've got there.

1381
01:19:11.279 --> 01:19:15.349
But if it's for your
sick aunt Fiona, please.

1382
01:19:17.085 --> 01:19:19.887
Is that my boyfriend Jack?

1383
01:19:19.889 --> 01:19:22.456
"Yeah. What do you need?
I'll get it for you."

1384
01:19:22.458 --> 01:19:25.459
No, I'm... I'm fine.

1385
01:19:25.461 --> 01:19:27.962
That's what I want you to
know is that I'm fine.

1386
01:19:27.964 --> 01:19:30.431
You don't have
to worry about me.

1387
01:19:30.433 --> 01:19:33.434
I'm not worried about you, honey.
I'm not worried at all.

1388
01:19:33.436 --> 01:19:35.803
I'm just...
I'm just here to support you.

1389
01:19:35.805 --> 01:19:37.138
Uh...

1390
01:19:37.140 --> 01:19:39.406
Hey.

1391
01:19:39.408 --> 01:19:41.375
What's going on?

1392
01:19:42.377 --> 01:19:47.581
Did you...
Did you, uh, fall in a well?

1393
01:19:47.583 --> 01:19:48.949
I did.

1394
01:19:48.951 --> 01:19:51.452
Ah, yes, that's...
Because that's... yes.

1395
01:19:51.454 --> 01:19:54.755
Uh, but you don't have
to worry about me,

1396
01:19:54.757 --> 01:19:57.158
because I like it down here.

1397
01:19:57.160 --> 01:20:00.628
No, I will not leave you, okay?
I'm lowering down the bucket.

1398
01:20:00.630 --> 01:20:06.133
Oh, you could never pull me up though.
I have very heavy bones.

1399
01:20:06.135 --> 01:20:09.170
I'm fully aware of that,
and i... and I took precautions.

1400
01:20:09.172 --> 01:20:13.574
Those magical beans sitting on the counter
this morning? They gave me super strength.

1401
01:20:13.576 --> 01:20:17.077
I'm so sorry to tell you, but those
were just black beans from Chipotle.

1402
01:20:18.346 --> 01:20:19.580
Right.

1403
01:20:19.582 --> 01:20:21.482
But the good thing is that...

1404
01:20:21.484 --> 01:20:25.653
That I hired a wizard,
who was surprisingly affordable,

1405
01:20:25.655 --> 01:20:30.591
and he cast a spell over those beans,
and now I have super strength.

1406
01:20:30.593 --> 01:20:34.395
I'm just saying, you know,
I am not gonna leave you.

1407
01:20:39.367 --> 01:20:41.268
Sam.

1408
01:20:46.675 --> 01:20:48.275
Honey.

1409
01:20:49.811 --> 01:20:52.680
Maybe I belong in the well.

1410
01:20:56.451 --> 01:20:59.286
I think we both know it's over.

1411
01:20:59.955 --> 01:21:02.389
It's okay.

1412
01:21:06.728 --> 01:21:10.197
<i>Del close once said
watching great improv</i>

1413
01:21:10.199 --> 01:21:14.468
<i>is like watching people put the plane
together when they're already in the sky.</i>

1414
01:21:16.238 --> 01:21:20.574
<i>It's not meant to last,
except as an act of love.</i>

1415
01:21:21.509 --> 01:21:25.045
<i>It passes in a moment
and disappears.</i>

1416
01:21:31.220 --> 01:21:33.587
Oh, my goodness!

1417
01:21:33.589 --> 01:21:35.055
Hello, hello!

1418
01:21:35.057 --> 01:21:37.358
Oh, my god.

1419
01:21:37.360 --> 01:21:38.692
Hi.

1420
01:21:38.694 --> 01:21:40.594
Oh, my gosh!
You're great!

1421
01:21:40.596 --> 01:21:42.263
Oh, don't cry.

1422
01:21:42.265 --> 01:21:43.831
He's sad!
Don't be sad!

1423
01:21:43.833 --> 01:21:46.433
He's sad!
You're in America.

1424
01:21:55.944 --> 01:21:59.947
<i>Before</i> weekend live <i>and second
city and improv Olympic</i>

1425
01:21:59.949 --> 01:22:03.083
and all the TV shows that came
out of these theater movements,

1426
01:22:03.085 --> 01:22:05.552
Viola Spolin
and Paul Sills and Del Close

1427
01:22:05.554 --> 01:22:09.757
and a bunch of people in Chicago and
San Francisco in the 1950s and '60s

1428
01:22:09.759 --> 01:22:11.358
created this art form.

1429
01:22:11.360 --> 01:22:13.093
My dad lived
one kind of lifestyle.

1430
01:22:13.095 --> 01:22:15.396
I live a very
different lifestyle.

1431
01:22:15.398 --> 01:22:18.866
He didn't always understand me,
but he always respected me.

1432
01:22:18.868 --> 01:22:21.368
I loved that about my dad.

1433
01:22:21.970 --> 01:22:23.637
The last six months,

1434
01:22:23.639 --> 01:22:26.473
I got to know my dad better than
the rest of our lives combined.

1435
01:22:26.475 --> 01:22:28.809
Listen. I'll be on the next
train home, all right?

1436
01:22:28.811 --> 01:22:32.546
It's not even gonna make dress,
so don't worry about it. Bye.

1437
01:22:32.548 --> 01:22:35.816
Hey, great service. Thank you so
much, father. That was great.

1438
01:22:35.818 --> 01:22:37.818
I missed just a tiny bit.

1439
01:22:38.820 --> 01:22:40.454
Thanks, buddy.

1440
01:22:40.456 --> 01:22:42.790
Wait. So who wins Jenga?

1441
01:22:44.125 --> 01:22:45.993
Hey, guys.
Hey.

1442
01:22:45.995 --> 01:22:47.962
Thanks for making it down.

1443
01:22:47.964 --> 01:22:50.264
I know it's not
very convenient, so...

1444
01:22:50.266 --> 01:22:53.567
- Oh, my god. Of course.
- Yeah, buddy, absolutely, man.

1445
01:22:53.569 --> 01:22:57.137
Thanks for letting me and Liz and
Rodrigo crash in the guest room.

1446
01:22:57.139 --> 01:22:59.506
Yeah, no sweat, man.
He has your eyes, you know?

1447
01:22:59.508 --> 01:23:02.443
Not my biological son.

1448
01:23:02.445 --> 01:23:05.145
I don't know.
You look pretty Brazilian.

1449
01:23:05.147 --> 01:23:09.583
Yeah, and the consistency
of the hair is uncanny.

1450
01:23:10.685 --> 01:23:12.953
"Thank you."
Aw, man.

1451
01:23:12.955 --> 01:23:16.457
That is entirely unacceptable.
He's dead.

1452
01:23:16.459 --> 01:23:18.759
That's a dead man
you're mocking.

1453
01:23:18.761 --> 01:23:20.594
"Thank you."

1454
01:23:22.197 --> 01:23:25.466
Um, I just called a car
to come get Jack,

1455
01:23:25.468 --> 01:23:27.301
bring him to the train station.

1456
01:23:27.303 --> 01:23:31.105
We'll wait outside for that, and then after
that, I can show you guys the theater.

1457
01:23:31.107 --> 01:23:33.307
Oh, yeah?
What's the theater?

1458
01:23:33.309 --> 01:23:36.443
Well, my dad actually bought
this old porn theater,

1459
01:23:36.445 --> 01:23:40.714
and we're gonna fix it up,
turn it into an improv space.

1460
01:23:40.716 --> 01:23:42.883
Yeah, we're gonna
teach and have shows.

1461
01:23:42.885 --> 01:23:45.352
We're actually doing a show
for data's graphic novel.

1462
01:23:45.354 --> 01:23:47.054
- Oh!
- You finished it.

1463
01:23:47.056 --> 01:23:49.056
- Yeah.
- That a girl.

1464
01:23:50.726 --> 01:23:53.894
Well, that's you, Jack. Yeah.
Well, here we go, guys.

1465
01:23:53.896 --> 01:23:55.629
Bye, Jack.
See ya.

1466
01:23:55.631 --> 01:23:56.997
Have a good one.

1467
01:23:56.999 --> 01:23:58.632
See ya soon.
Bye, buddy.

1468
01:24:03.872 --> 01:24:07.341
You know, I think maybe I'll go
to the theater with you guys.

1469
01:24:07.343 --> 01:24:09.076
How about that?
No.

1470
01:24:09.078 --> 01:24:11.478
It's the last train
to New York. Get on it.

1471
01:24:11.480 --> 01:24:13.580
You know
you're cutting it close.

1472
01:24:22.590 --> 01:24:24.658
We love you, pal.

1473
01:24:26.394 --> 01:24:29.430
All right, I'll see
you Monday at work.

1474
01:24:31.599 --> 01:24:32.800
Billy.

1475
01:24:35.904 --> 01:24:37.671
Got your back.

1476
01:24:41.109 --> 01:24:42.509
Bye.

1477
01:25:20.982 --> 01:25:22.483
Wow.

1478
01:25:22.485 --> 01:25:24.384
Come on!

1479
01:25:24.386 --> 01:25:27.721
Well, it needs a lot of
work, but it's ours.

1480
01:25:27.723 --> 01:25:29.389
We get to program
the whole thing,

1481
01:25:29.391 --> 01:25:33.227
and we're just gonna try to find some,
like, local kids who are hungry,

1482
01:25:33.229 --> 01:25:35.596
try to build a scene
here in town, you know?

1483
01:25:35.598 --> 01:25:38.732
Has anyone had
a particularly hard day?

1484
01:25:39.834 --> 01:25:41.902
You.

1485
01:25:41.904 --> 01:25:43.337
I...

1486
01:25:43.339 --> 01:25:45.739
- I buried my dad.
- Oh!

1487
01:25:46.305 --> 01:25:52.807
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