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From 9:20 to 11:30,
you have your meetings with

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Mr. Haldeman,
Mr. Kissinger and Mr. Zeigler.

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From 11:40 to 12:05,
you have a meeting in the Grand Hall

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to receive diplomatic credentials

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from the Ambassadors of the
Dominican Republic and Zambia.

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Do they speak any English?

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- I believe so.
- Oh, good.

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Because I hate it when they don't even try.

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You know,
whenever I go to a foreign country

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I always try to learn some phrases.

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You know, it gives me an edge
with the people of that country.

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You know, shows I did my homework,
shows I care.

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Some people come right in here, no effort.

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No effort whatsoever.

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Not in their national character.

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That's why they'll never be
superpowers like us.

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From 12:05 to 1:05,
you have your open hour,

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at the end of which
we thought would be a good time

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to have your meeting with Mr. Presley.

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From 1:10 to 1:30,
you have an informal meet-and-greet

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with 150 or so White House volunteers
in the State...

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Elvis? Elvis Presley?

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Yes, sir. The entertainer.

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I know who Elvis Presley is. Yes.

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Who the fuck set this up?

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!
This is the War Room.

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What is going on here?
I demand an explanation!

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This clumsy fool tried to plant
that ridiculous camera on me.

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In America, black people

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are treated very much as

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the Vietnamese people
or any other colonized people...

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President Nixon and his press secretary

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made no comment about...

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...kids are saying.
Smoke pot with your kids

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and then you'll understand
why the kids are happy.

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You gotta be kidding me.

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...and in Cambodia,
the fight against suspected communists.

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One, two, three, four,

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stop the war against the poor!

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Next, please.

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Hello, ma'am. One ticket, please.

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And where will you be traveling to, sir?

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Los Angeles.

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The one in California?

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That's the one.

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"The one in California?"
What other one is there?

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You know, I prayed
this day would come so many times.

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My cousin,
she would always tell me, "Margaret,

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"you are never,
ever going to meet the King.

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"So just get over it."

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You gotta hold on to your dreams.

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You have beautiful eyes.

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So, about the ticket?

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Of course.

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We have a flight leaving
in less than an hour.

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- I'll take it.
- Yes. Of course.

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I'm so sorry to have to ask,

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but, do you have
any form of identification?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Not like a driver's license or something?

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Confidentially speaking,

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this is the first time
I've ever flown on my own.

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- So, I...
- It's fine.

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Excuse me, sir... Is that a...

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Oh, this? This is my .45.

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Yeah, I got a little pistol
in my boot, too.

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I got permits for both of them, so...

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They need these catalogued and vaulted.

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And there's a call for you.
He says his name is Mr. Tiger.

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- Elvis?
- Mr. Cougar?

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I'm in a bit of a pickle here.

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I was just trying to hop a quick flight
on American Airlines

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and now I'm being detained
due to carrying side arms.

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- You took guns on a plane?
- Yeah.

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Elvis, why are you flying commercial?

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Top secret. Gotta bolt quick, Jerry.

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You know, click-bang.

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I'll explain it to you
when you pick me up at the airport.

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- Yeah. I'm at work.
- Come on, Jerry

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You're the only one I can trust with this.

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Okay.

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- I'll pick you up.
- Good.

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Now... About my little situation here...

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Yeah, I got an idea.

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The guy in front of you,
ask if he has any kids.

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Come on, honey. It's all right.

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That's a pretty coat you got there.

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Y'all scrunch on in now.

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Great big old smile!

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That looked good.

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- Thank you so much, Mr. Presley.
- Thank you.

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Anything for law enforcement.

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Oh, yes, sir.

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Look at this handsome devil.

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Hey.

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I knew I could count on you, Mr. Cougar.

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How are you, Mr. Tiger?

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This is my man.

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And I promised these young ladies

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we'd give them a ride home.
You don't mind, do you?

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No.

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I like the way you walk

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I like the way you talk

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I like the way you walk
I like the way you talk

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Suzie Q

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Hey, that's a great book, man.

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You should check it out.

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You're a number six.

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I miss our talks, Jerry.

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Me too, E.

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I came out here to get you, man.

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I got work.

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How much are they paying you at Paramount?

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You don't even want to
say it out loud, do you...

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I actually just got a promotion.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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Well, how's this for a promotion?

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Let's stop screwing around
and start up that studio, man.

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I'm ready.

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I'll put you right beside me,
you can run whatever you want.

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Editing, production...

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You know I'm trying to do
my own thing here.

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It's no problem,
I can get you on a jet back from D.C.

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- D.C.?
- Yeah.

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See, here's the real deal, Jerry.

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I want to get a badge.

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A federal badge.

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You know, like that clown
we met at Chasen's that one night.

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The guy who does the voice of Bullwinkle.

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If a guy like that can have a badge,
why can't I?

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Does Priscilla know about this?

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- No.
- What about your daddy?

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Heck, no, man. They're all screaming at me.

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Calling the Colonel,
saying I'm spending too much cash.

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I just did 29 days at the International.

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I sold out every night in Vegas.

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I got plenty of dough.

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You don't tell a grown man
how to spend his money.

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It ain't right.

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Come on, panther man.

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Take this trip with me. It'll be fun.

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Hi, Donald, it's Jerry here.

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I'm going to have to call in sick.

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Yes. I am so sorry.

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Can you connect me
to the Hotel Washington?

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Hello, American Airlines?

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I was wondering, could I rent
the whole top floor of your hotel tonight?

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It's actually for me and a guy named Elvis.

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- Was Cilla mad?
- At first. Understandably.

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But I handled it.

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You always do.

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The Colonel?

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I told her not to tell him.

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Thattaboy. Keep the Fat Man out of this.

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And Sonny's gonna meet us there
and take over.

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Look at these guys.

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You're kidding me, man.

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That's good,
but Elvis would never wear that, man.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah, I'm an Elvis impersonator, too.

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- That's frightening.
- You're good though, man.

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You could be second best, baby.
You know what I'm saying?

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Do you do Teddy Bear?

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- When I'm in the mood.
- Well, listen to this, man.

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I got an Elvis song
that's gonna blow you away, man.

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I'm gonna rock it to the left

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I'm gonna rock it to the right

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I'm gonna rock it in the middle

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And rock it all night

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Now that, baby,
that is where the rock-a-hula really is.

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- Would you like some coffee?
- Thank you.

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Hey, Jerry,
could you proofread this for me?

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It's a letter.

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Yeah. Sure.

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You wrote a letter to Nixon?

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Yeah. That's right.

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What do you think?

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I think it's more than a badge.

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I know. But have you seen
the TV lately, Jerry?

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War. Crime. Riots.

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It's all going downhill, man.

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We are at a crossroads.
It's make or break time for this country.

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And this country made me, man.

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You think there'd be an Elvis Presley
if this land was communist? Heck, no.

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That's what's going on in the streets.

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And it's the drugs, too.

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It's messing with the kids' minds.

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What kind of man would I be
if I didn't offer to help?

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Can I help you, sir?

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I need to get this letter to the President.

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There's a mailbox at the corner of...

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At the end of the avenue.

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Yeah. I got you.

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Hey, you think there could be some sort of
special delivery method?

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It's a matter of national security.

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The mailbox is down the street.

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Hey, Pete.

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Ah, shit.

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Can you come here for a minute, please?

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Are they coming to get me?

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Excuse me, officer. Is there a problem?

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Not at all.

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Good morning.

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It's Elvis.

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Mailbox is around the corner.

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You're ex-military. Right?

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- Marines.
- Marines, yeah.

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Figures.

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I was just regular
old Army myself, you know.

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Third Armored Battalion.
Trained at Fort Hood.

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But we knew the Marines
was where it was at, you know.

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Well, it takes a certain kind of grit.

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That's it, man. That's it.

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I never had it myself,
but I wish that I did.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'll put it inside for you,

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but I can't guarantee
it'll get to the President's office.

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Why not?

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What's your name?

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And who are you, sir?

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- Oh, I'm, uh, his head of...
- Personal relations.

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- PR, yeah.
- Public relations.

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Public relations.

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Well, the thing is, Mr. Presley...

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Burrows.

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I'm undercover.

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Mr. Burrows.

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We get a lot of mail for the White House.

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I'm sure.

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And it all has to be cleared through security
before it can reach the President.

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Sometimes that can take a few days.

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But...

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We'll do our best
considering the circumstances, hmm?

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Thank you.

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It's important to me, you know?

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I have a deep respect
for what you gentlemen do.

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He's taller than I thought he'd be.

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What?

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I'm beat.

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President's getting raked over the coals
over this Manson trial declaration.

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You're never gonna believe this.

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You remember when you talked about
finding a friend for the President?

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- Someone from the outside.
- Yeah.

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Well, you'll never guess in a million years
who just showed up at the Northwest Gate

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asking to see him.

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Okay. Look, I'm not in the mood
for this. Who?

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The King.

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The King of what?

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The President doesn't have
any appointments with royalty...

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Not just any king.

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The King.

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Elvis.

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- Elvis Presley?
- Yes.

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At the Northwest Gate? He just walked up.

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- Right.
- I'm not kidding. Look.

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00:17:19.200 --> 00:17:22.044
He delivered this
to the President in person.

258
00:17:32.040 --> 00:17:33.420
"John Burrows."

259
00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:36.126
Yeah. I don't know what that is.

260
00:17:36.840 --> 00:17:39.580
You swear this isn't a joke,
'cause this penmanship is horrible!

261
00:17:39.680 --> 00:17:41.569
On my honor, yes.
It looks like a child wrote it, I know.

262
00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:45.140
He said he wants to be
a "Federal Agent-At-Large."

263
00:17:45.240 --> 00:17:47.720
- Does that even exist?
- Oh, who knows.

264
00:17:50.840 --> 00:17:52.171
We got to set this up.

265
00:17:57.560 --> 00:17:59.324
- Hey, Jer!
- Glad you made it, Sonny.

266
00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:04.644
- How you doing?
- Wow, nice place.

267
00:18:05.720 --> 00:18:07.882
- Come here.
- Ah, man.

268
00:18:09.960 --> 00:18:11.883
- What is that?
- I don't know.

269
00:18:12.040 --> 00:18:13.820
The boss man told me
to bring it up from Graceland.

270
00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:15.700
Said it was top secret.

271
00:18:15.800 --> 00:18:17.723
- Where is he?
- He's taking a nap.

272
00:18:18.920 --> 00:18:20.220
Just like old times.

273
00:18:20.320 --> 00:18:21.900
Glad to have you back.

274
00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:23.260
I'm not back.

275
00:18:23.360 --> 00:18:24.930
You missed it last month.

276
00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:29.571
We took the bikes down to New Orleans,
and put the girls on the back and just rode.

277
00:18:30.120 --> 00:18:31.770
E kept stopping every hour or so

278
00:18:31.880 --> 00:18:35.570
to point out a place he used to play at, or
toss the ball around. You know how he is.

279
00:18:36.360 --> 00:18:39.300
Everybody was on their Bonnevilles,
except I was on my Harley.

280
00:18:39.400 --> 00:18:41.980
And goddamn Charlie Hodge
was on a Kawasaki.

281
00:18:42.080 --> 00:18:44.048
E gave him holy hell about that one.

282
00:18:44.320 --> 00:18:45.500
You still got your Bonneville?

283
00:18:45.600 --> 00:18:47.807
No, I... I had to sell it.

284
00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:51.089
You're in the movie business, right?

285
00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:53.660
Hey, you ever watch The Partridge Family?

286
00:18:53.760 --> 00:18:56.081
Laurie Partridge is such a piece of ass.

287
00:18:56.280 --> 00:18:58.260
Next time I'm in town,
can you set me up with her?

288
00:18:58.360 --> 00:19:00.180
I'm not doing that kind of movie stuff.

289
00:19:00.280 --> 00:19:01.327
I'm doing more of the editing.

290
00:19:02.800 --> 00:19:04.220
Not as glamorous,

291
00:19:04.320 --> 00:19:07.220
but I actually did see Faye Dunaway once.

292
00:19:07.320 --> 00:19:08.460
Really?

293
00:19:08.560 --> 00:19:10.380
- How's Charlotte?
- Yeah, she's good.

294
00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:11.606
She still writing that book?

295
00:19:11.800 --> 00:19:13.180
I mean, that's a hell of a fantastic...

296
00:19:13.280 --> 00:19:14.540
Fuck, I gotta call her.

297
00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:16.927
- Can you keep an eye on him?
- No problemo.

298
00:19:18.280 --> 00:19:19.820
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.

299
00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:21.380
Where are you?

300
00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.820
I can't say right now,
but it's pretty crazy.

301
00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:25.780
Elvis had to take a trip and he needed me.

302
00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:28.900
And so, I had to call Graceland.

303
00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:30.540
They were all freaking out.

304
00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:34.340
Priscilla, Vern.

305
00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:36.460
But I think I handled it. Maybe...

306
00:19:36.560 --> 00:19:38.164
Jerry, you're out of town?

307
00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:39.846
Yeah.

308
00:19:41.360 --> 00:19:42.780
You don't remember, do you?

309
00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:43.860
Remember?

310
00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:45.405
My parents are flying in.

311
00:19:46.320 --> 00:19:47.446
Oh, shit.

312
00:19:49.080 --> 00:19:50.740
- They're gonna love you.
- Dinner.

313
00:19:50.840 --> 00:19:52.968
Yes, I remember. 8:00.

314
00:19:53.560 --> 00:19:57.485
I arrive at LAX at 6:00,
so I should be home by 7:00.

315
00:19:58.200 --> 00:20:00.123
- Do you promise?
- Of course. Why?

316
00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:02.684
I can hear it in your voice, baby.

317
00:20:03.760 --> 00:20:05.205
You're back.

318
00:20:05.360 --> 00:20:06.620
- I'm not back.
- Good.

319
00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.260
Then come back home to me.

320
00:20:08.360 --> 00:20:09.850
There's nothing I want more.

321
00:20:10.040 --> 00:20:12.500
I miss you. I miss everything about you.

322
00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:14.780
- You miss me?
- I miss your face.

323
00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:17.804
And I miss that sweet, sweet ass.

324
00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:20.060
Do you miss Elvis more?

325
00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:21.605
Oh, wow..

326
00:20:26.800 --> 00:20:27.801
E?

327
00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.460
Hey. Where's E? He's not here.

328
00:20:42.560 --> 00:20:43.561
I fell asleep.

329
00:20:44.160 --> 00:20:46.860
I leave you with one thing, one thing.

330
00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:48.340
We're the only two people
who know where he is.

331
00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:50.220
I fell asleep. E!

332
00:20:50.320 --> 00:20:52.140
Did you look in the dining room?

333
00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:53.605
E!

334
00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:04.780
- This is Ronnie.
- Ronnie, it's Jerry

335
00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:06.291
- Hey, Jer.
- Are you with E?

336
00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:08.540
- Yeah, I got him.
- Thank God for that.

337
00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:11.480
He was hungry so we're heading over
to Stan's Original Donuts.

338
00:21:15.960 --> 00:21:17.405
- Thank you, Ronnie.
- You're welcome, boss.

339
00:21:17.920 --> 00:21:19.365
- Hey.
- Gentlemen.

340
00:21:24.920 --> 00:21:27.820
Kepple Carpet is gonna charge
to just come in there and measure.

341
00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:29.900
They gonna charge him for the appraisal.

342
00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:32.620
They gonna charge him
just to even come out there.

343
00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:35.087
Now I'm getting you... What?

344
00:21:35.560 --> 00:21:37.562
Excuse me. Are you in line?

345
00:21:44.280 --> 00:21:45.420
What it look like?

346
00:21:45.520 --> 00:21:47.443
Looks like you in the way.

347
00:21:48.920 --> 00:21:51.620
Like I said, two television stands.

348
00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:53.380
Living room...

349
00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:55.580
One original maple bar, please.

350
00:21:55.680 --> 00:21:57.444
Original, my ass.

351
00:22:00.480 --> 00:22:02.100
Where'd you get that necklace, daddy?

352
00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:03.940
It's Elvis Aaron Presley.

353
00:22:04.040 --> 00:22:05.041
I know who you are.

354
00:22:06.920 --> 00:22:07.980
Well...

355
00:22:08.080 --> 00:22:10.128
My boys, they had it made for me.

356
00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:12.220
It has all their names on it, on this tree.

357
00:22:12.320 --> 00:22:13.367
Tree of Life.

358
00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:16.085
Sweet.

359
00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:19.604
I got mine at a store.

360
00:22:20.880 --> 00:22:21.881
Sweet.

361
00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:26.460
I see you got some sweet rings there, too.

362
00:22:26.560 --> 00:22:27.561
Yeah.

363
00:22:28.440 --> 00:22:30.488
Before you go getting any ideas,

364
00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:33.860
you should know that we aim to keep them.

365
00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:35.200
Who's "we"?

366
00:22:35.560 --> 00:22:36.766
Me and Lucille.

367
00:22:39.280 --> 00:22:40.520
Got it?

368
00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:52.724
You somethin' else, baby.
You all right, man.

369
00:22:53.360 --> 00:22:55.442
Thank you. Thank you very much.

370
00:22:59.440 --> 00:23:00.805
Jerry. Sonny.

371
00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:04.010
You gotta try one of these
original "my ass" maple bars.

372
00:23:06.720 --> 00:23:08.722
Yeah. I think we should
head back to the hotel.

373
00:23:09.080 --> 00:23:10.844
Just in case we get that phone call.

374
00:23:15.840 --> 00:23:17.171
Two more maple bars, please.

375
00:23:28.160 --> 00:23:30.260
Are you sure it's him?

376
00:23:30.360 --> 00:23:32.020
I know it sounds crazy,

377
00:23:32.120 --> 00:23:35.180
but he literally
just walked up to the gate.

378
00:23:35.280 --> 00:23:37.300
- You wanna bring him in today?
- Yes.

379
00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:39.209
- When?
- End of open hour.

380
00:23:39.720 --> 00:23:41.006
Well, that's the President's nap time.

381
00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:43.100
We understand that, sir, but...

382
00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:44.804
All right, you got the letter?

383
00:23:45.120 --> 00:23:46.360
Read it to me.

384
00:23:48.400 --> 00:23:49.500
"Dear Mr. President.

385
00:23:49.600 --> 00:23:50.940
"First, I would like
to introduce myself..."

386
00:23:51.040 --> 00:23:52.565
Not in his goddamn voice.

387
00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:55.300
Sorry.

388
00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:57.540
"I am Elvis Presley and I admire you

389
00:23:57.640 --> 00:23:59.722
"and have great respect for your office.

390
00:24:00.080 --> 00:24:01.940
"I talked to Vice President Agnew

391
00:24:02.040 --> 00:24:04.220
"in Palm Springs three weeks ago

392
00:24:04.320 --> 00:24:06.260
"and expressed my concern for our country."

393
00:24:06.360 --> 00:24:08.044
- Is that true?
- I believe so.

394
00:24:08.360 --> 00:24:09.860
- Continue.
- "The drug culture,

395
00:24:09.960 --> 00:24:13.340
"the hippie elements, the SDS,
Black Panthers, etcetera,

396
00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:15.140
"do not consider me as their enemy

397
00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:17.481
"or as they call it, the establishment.

398
00:24:17.600 --> 00:24:19.660
"I call it America and I love it."

399
00:24:19.760 --> 00:24:20.860
- Here comes his pitch.
- "Sir,

400
00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:23.100
"I can and will be of any service

401
00:24:23.200 --> 00:24:24.964
"that I can to help the country out.

402
00:24:25.280 --> 00:24:27.282
"So I wish not to be given a title

403
00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:28.640
"or an appointed position.

404
00:24:29.040 --> 00:24:31.460
"I can and will do more good

405
00:24:31.560 --> 00:24:34.300
"if I were made a Federal Agent-At-Large

406
00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:36.580
"and I will help out by doing it my way..."

407
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:39.300
First he says he doesn't want a title,

408
00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:42.483
the next sentence he's requesting
to be made a Federal Agent-At-Large?

409
00:24:44.600 --> 00:24:47.001
"First and foremost, I am an entertainer

410
00:24:47.280 --> 00:24:49.203
"but all I need
is the federal credentials."

411
00:24:49.560 --> 00:24:51.324
Let me see that.

412
00:24:53.360 --> 00:24:54.700
"...so you can better
understand my approach.

413
00:24:54.800 --> 00:24:58.486
"I would love to meet you and just
say hello if you're not too busy."

414
00:24:58.600 --> 00:24:59.886
Is this a fucking joke?

415
00:25:00.080 --> 00:25:02.686
Just out of curiosity,
what is a Federal Agent-At-Large?

416
00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:03.940
No such thing.

417
00:25:04.040 --> 00:25:06.500
Actually, sir, I looked into it,
there is such a thing.

418
00:25:06.600 --> 00:25:08.762
No such thing. There's no such thing.

419
00:25:09.080 --> 00:25:11.811
Well, is there something else
that we can give him?

420
00:25:12.040 --> 00:25:13.769
An honorary badge?

421
00:25:15.280 --> 00:25:16.620
Sir, if I may,

422
00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:18.500
if the American public saw

423
00:25:18.600 --> 00:25:21.046
that President Nixon has a relationship

424
00:25:21.320 --> 00:25:25.086
with the most influential entertainer
on the planet,

425
00:25:26.600 --> 00:25:27.806
that could go a long way.

426
00:25:28.080 --> 00:25:30.060
I mean, not just
with our anti-drug initiatives

427
00:25:30.160 --> 00:25:31.286
but more importantly,

428
00:25:31.640 --> 00:25:33.768
well, he could really help us
with the youth vote.

429
00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:36.140
And we know we have
an image problem with the youth.

430
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:39.369
I mean, this is a brilliant
opportunity for us.

431
00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:41.482
I typed up a memo for you to sign.

432
00:25:41.600 --> 00:25:43.284
I don't give a fuck about the youth vote.

433
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:47.567
Here's what I think of Elvis Presley

434
00:25:47.880 --> 00:25:51.487
meeting the President
of the United States of America.

435
00:25:51.840 --> 00:25:54.446
"You must be kidding!"

436
00:25:55.360 --> 00:25:57.010
It's not just the youth vote.

437
00:25:57.720 --> 00:25:59.324
Everybody loves Elvis.

438
00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:01.523
Old people. Women.

439
00:26:02.320 --> 00:26:06.405
Every single voter
in the South loves Elvis.

440
00:26:11.320 --> 00:26:13.209
Okay. You got my approval.

441
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:17.164
Now you just need Nixon's.

442
00:26:21.760 --> 00:26:23.100
Any word from the big man?

443
00:26:23.200 --> 00:26:24.260
- Not yet.
- Damn!

444
00:26:24.360 --> 00:26:27.170
But I'm sure they'll call
as soon as they get the letter.

445
00:26:28.680 --> 00:26:30.682
So, I've got a flight to catch.

446
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:32.740
You want me to call
the President of Paramount?

447
00:26:32.840 --> 00:26:33.841
I can do that for you.

448
00:26:34.120 --> 00:26:35.580
Nah, I got a dinner tonight.

449
00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:37.523
I'm meeting Charlotte's parents.

450
00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:41.361
Oh, really? Hey, why don't I call
that nice little dress shop down in Memphis?

451
00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.420
The one Cilla likes.
I can get something nice for Charlotte.

452
00:26:43.520 --> 00:26:44.580
She'll forget all about it.

453
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:45.841
I don't think that's gonna work.

454
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:48.526
- Oh, yeah? Works with Cilla.
- You sure about that?

455
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:54.204
- Sorry.
- Are you?

456
00:26:55.040 --> 00:26:58.283
But I came, and you don't need me now.

457
00:26:58.400 --> 00:26:59.660
You got Sonny, he can take care of things.

458
00:26:59.760 --> 00:27:03.020
Well, Jerry, you're my head of PR.

459
00:27:03.120 --> 00:27:05.441
And this is a PR thing, so...

460
00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:07.207
I need you.

461
00:27:11.280 --> 00:27:12.441
Hairspray.

462
00:27:13.760 --> 00:27:15.820
Grown man using hairspray.

463
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:16.900
Look at this, man,

464
00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:18.580
that's my black hair dye right there.

465
00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:21.081
And then I got
four different kinds of face cream.

466
00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:24.100
You know what this is? Hemorrhoid cream.

467
00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.441
They say it gets rid of the puffiness
under your eyes.

468
00:27:28.240 --> 00:27:32.131
Then I put on these rings
and throw on all this junk.

469
00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:34.620
And I become a thing.

470
00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:36.245
I become an object, you know.

471
00:27:37.560 --> 00:27:39.085
No different than a bottle of Coke.

472
00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.500
You see, the difference
between me and you, Jerry,

473
00:27:42.600 --> 00:27:44.660
is that when you walk into a room,

474
00:27:44.760 --> 00:27:46.603
everybody sees Jerry. Right?

475
00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:50.164
And when I walk into a room,

476
00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:54.500
everybody remembers their first kiss

477
00:27:54.600 --> 00:27:57.001
with one of my songs
playing in the background.

478
00:27:57.520 --> 00:27:59.780
Maybe they remember the moment
when their girlfriend

479
00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:02.611
split up with them
after she saw Blue Hawaii.

480
00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:07.083
But they never see me.

481
00:28:09.080 --> 00:28:12.801
They never see that boy
from Memphis, Tennessee.

482
00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:18.687
He's buried, Jerry. They buried him so deep

483
00:28:21.320 --> 00:28:23.766
under gold jewelry and money.

484
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:26.805
Flash bulbs,

485
00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:30.406
stage make-up, screaming fans.

486
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:38.920
I don't even know
if I know who he is anymore.

487
00:28:42.080 --> 00:28:43.286
But you do.

488
00:28:45.480 --> 00:28:47.700
You know him. You know him.

489
00:28:47.800 --> 00:28:50.963
You know this boy from Memphis, Tennessee.

490
00:28:52.360 --> 00:28:53.646
The real Elvis.

491
00:28:55.800 --> 00:28:56.961
The person.

492
00:29:02.080 --> 00:29:03.570
I need you, brother.

493
00:29:04.760 --> 00:29:05.886
Why don't you come home?

494
00:29:11.560 --> 00:29:14.370
All right,
I got an appointment I gotta keep.

495
00:29:16.280 --> 00:29:19.100
Look, Jerry, do me a favor,

496
00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:22.060
just stick around for a little while
in case the big man calls, all right?

497
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:23.300
Okay.

498
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:24.526
What's the appointment?

499
00:29:26.760 --> 00:29:28.762
Insurance. Just in case.

500
00:29:33.760 --> 00:29:35.180
Where's the damn telephone?

501
00:29:35.280 --> 00:29:36.327
It's this way.

502
00:29:43.840 --> 00:29:46.047
He's coming here. Now.

503
00:29:46.600 --> 00:29:48.780
I never thought he would call.
I gave him my card backstage

504
00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:51.260
and thought that was the end of it.
Oh, my God.

505
00:29:51.360 --> 00:29:53.580
You have to watch my phones,
I have to put my face on.

506
00:29:53.680 --> 00:29:54.820
Oh, my God, why did I wear this today?

507
00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:56.220
What are you talking about?
You're acting crazy!

508
00:29:56.320 --> 00:29:57.780
Elvis! Elvis Presley!

509
00:29:57.880 --> 00:29:59.291
Elvis is coming here!

510
00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:07.690
Hey, ladies.

511
00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:16.164
Mary Anne Peterson.

512
00:30:16.640 --> 00:30:18.642
I'm so glad you called.

513
00:30:19.280 --> 00:30:21.442
I can't believe you remember my name.

514
00:30:21.760 --> 00:30:24.081
Well, I remember that face even more.

515
00:30:26.360 --> 00:30:29.967
So, what are you doing
in Washington, D.C., Mr. Presley?

516
00:30:31.120 --> 00:30:32.929
Well, Mary Anne, it's top secret.

517
00:30:34.760 --> 00:30:38.003
But the minute I met you
I knew you were a woman of discretion.

518
00:30:42.560 --> 00:30:45.291
I want a meeting with J. Edgar Hoover.

519
00:30:46.280 --> 00:30:49.443
Well, that's
the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

520
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:52.047
But your department
falls under that, correct?

521
00:30:52.360 --> 00:30:53.500
Well...

522
00:30:53.600 --> 00:30:56.843
I don't know if I can get you
a meeting with Mr. Hoover.

523
00:30:58.880 --> 00:31:01.531
Well now, Mary Anne,
it's a matter of national security.

524
00:31:02.280 --> 00:31:04.180
I can't tell you what
it's about at this moment,

525
00:31:04.280 --> 00:31:08.060
but is there any chance I could meet
with the head honcho around here?

526
00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:09.366
Maybe he could help.

527
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:12.283
Mr. Finlator? You have a visitor.

528
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:15.681
I have to be at the White House...

529
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:17.609
It's Elvis Presley.

530
00:31:18.800 --> 00:31:20.086
Mr. Presley.

531
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:21.940
This is Mr. Finlator.

532
00:31:22.040 --> 00:31:24.740
Deputy Director of the Bureau
of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs.

533
00:31:24.840 --> 00:31:27.366
Mr. Finlator, this is Mr. Elvis Presley.

534
00:31:28.080 --> 00:31:29.081
Famous person.

535
00:31:29.480 --> 00:31:32.211
I know who Mr. Presley is.
Your reputation precedes you.

536
00:31:32.600 --> 00:31:34.762
- Call me Elvis.
- Yeah.

537
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:37.249
What can I help you with, Elvis?

538
00:31:38.360 --> 00:31:40.727
- Thank you, Mary Anne.
- You're welcome.

539
00:31:44.760 --> 00:31:45.860
May I sit down?

540
00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:47.166
Yeah, no. Please, have a seat.

541
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:50.540
Well, sir, I was going to go directly
to President Nixon

542
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.211
but I decided
it was best to start at the top.

543
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:57.060
Not sure I follow.

544
00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:58.780
Well, I am concerned

545
00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:01.140
about the youth of our country

546
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:03.500
and I would like to go undercover

547
00:32:03.600 --> 00:32:04.886
as a federal agent.

548
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:08.740
You want to be a federal agent?

549
00:32:08.840 --> 00:32:11.260
Yes, sir. You know,
I have a military background.

550
00:32:11.360 --> 00:32:13.380
I've always had a deep and abiding interest

551
00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:14.891
in law enforcement.

552
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:17.660
I'd like to do whatever I can
whenever I can for the police,

553
00:32:17.760 --> 00:32:19.540
I visit local police departments

554
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:21.051
from time to time.

555
00:32:21.720 --> 00:32:23.700
I regularly give a little donation

556
00:32:23.800 --> 00:32:26.326
to their funds or benefits.

557
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.540
And in exchange
they usually give me a badge.

558
00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:32.780
Or a citation.

559
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:34.530
But mostly just badges.

560
00:32:36.320 --> 00:32:38.700
Those are local law enforcement badges.

561
00:32:38.800 --> 00:32:40.820
Federal badges, you understand,

562
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:45.100
come with many more responsibilities
and privileges.

563
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:47.460
Of course.
That's exactly why I'm here, sir.

564
00:32:47.560 --> 00:32:49.420
And I understand the gravity

565
00:32:49.520 --> 00:32:51.620
of what I'm asking you for, so...

566
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:54.420
I'm willing to do whatever I can for

567
00:32:54.520 --> 00:32:56.409
you and your department, you know.

568
00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:59.166
Whatever it takes.

569
00:33:02.520 --> 00:33:04.620
We can't do that.

570
00:33:04.720 --> 00:33:06.900
We can't take donations.

571
00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:08.860
We are fully funded by the government.

572
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:10.325
We are the government.

573
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:14.180
Really, I'd love to help you
with this but...

574
00:33:14.280 --> 00:33:17.940
Because I'm a big fan from way back.

575
00:33:18.040 --> 00:33:19.020
Let me ask you,

576
00:33:19.120 --> 00:33:22.340
have you looked into the FBI credentials?

577
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:24.408
Collectors really keep their eye out

578
00:33:24.520 --> 00:33:25.900
for that FBI badge.

579
00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:27.500
Well, sir, I don't mean to be rude,

580
00:33:27.600 --> 00:33:29.140
but I didn't travel all the way

581
00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:31.481
to our nation's capital
to work for the FBI.

582
00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:34.060
I believe the drug culture
is ruining our youth.

583
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:35.580
This is a drug issue.

584
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:37.091
And I am here specifically

585
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:39.441
to be an agent for the Bureau of Narcotics.

586
00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.083
- You're serious?
- Oh, yes, sir.

587
00:33:44.520 --> 00:33:46.602
An undercover rock and roller.

588
00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:50.126
Sounds ludicrous, but...

589
00:33:51.080 --> 00:33:52.820
Truth is, not in a million years

590
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:55.060
would a dealer ever see you coming.

591
00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:56.980
You see, sir, that's just the thing.

592
00:33:57.080 --> 00:33:59.980
You got to understand.
I've been in 31 major motion pictures,

593
00:34:00.080 --> 00:34:02.820
that makes me an expert
in costume and disguise.

594
00:34:02.920 --> 00:34:05.048
You may not know this,
but I have a black belt in karate.

595
00:34:05.280 --> 00:34:07.567
I've studied kenpo and tae kwon do.

596
00:34:08.240 --> 00:34:10.129
I can supply my own firearms.

597
00:34:11.440 --> 00:34:15.047
But I'm also willing to submit
to whatever training you deem necessary.

598
00:34:16.080 --> 00:34:19.420
Mr. Presley. I really respect
everything you're doing

599
00:34:19.520 --> 00:34:21.500
in our fight against drugs.

600
00:34:21.600 --> 00:34:22.601
Thank you, sir.

601
00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.281
But I...

602
00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:28.940
Don't really have the authority

603
00:34:29.040 --> 00:34:31.361
to make you an undercover agent.

604
00:34:32.080 --> 00:34:33.844
Undercover agent-at-large?

605
00:34:34.560 --> 00:34:35.766
That, either.

606
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.700
- I'll tell you what I can do.
- Okay.

607
00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:42.300
I can have Mary Anne take you down to
one of the gift shops

608
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:43.606
across the street.

609
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:47.460
They sell badges, very authentic replicas.

610
00:34:47.560 --> 00:34:48.740
The kind they use in the films

611
00:34:48.840 --> 00:34:51.650
and I know they're very popular,
especially with the kids.

612
00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:59.840
Mr. Finlator, you know what?

613
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:02.420
I don't need a kiddie badge.

614
00:35:02.520 --> 00:35:04.420
I'm not a child. I am a grown man.

615
00:35:04.520 --> 00:35:06.682
I intend to be treated as such.

616
00:35:10.520 --> 00:35:12.204
Elvis. Mr. Presley?

617
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:14.566
Call me?

618
00:35:17.400 --> 00:35:18.811
What did you say to him?

619
00:35:20.080 --> 00:35:21.206
Nothing!

620
00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:23.251
Nothing. I...

621
00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:27.287
Can you believe this, man?
The White House?

622
00:35:27.760 --> 00:35:30.060
You think they'll let me have
a souvenir or something?

623
00:35:30.160 --> 00:35:31.860
- Probably not.
- For my pop.

624
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:35.369
Not like a painting of Jefferson
or anything, but just an ashtray.

625
00:35:39.880 --> 00:35:41.291
There's my steak Diane.

626
00:35:44.600 --> 00:35:45.820
Good morning.

627
00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:47.460
Your steak and eggs, Mr. West.

628
00:35:47.560 --> 00:35:49.403
Thank you, Diane.

629
00:35:50.400 --> 00:35:52.243
Bring it right over here. Thank you.

630
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:56.500
Are you here to meet Elvis, too?

631
00:35:56.600 --> 00:35:58.125
Nah, he's just the hired help.

632
00:35:58.520 --> 00:35:59.601
Just kidding. He's with us.

633
00:36:00.480 --> 00:36:01.700
Like I said, Mr. West,

634
00:36:01.800 --> 00:36:03.340
I'd do anything to meet the King.

635
00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:04.780
He's just my favorite.

636
00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:06.820
You know, I've seen Blue Hawaii
at least 17 times.

637
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:08.684
I got some of his stuff here
if you wanna see it.

638
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.180
- Hello?
- Mr. Schilling,

639
00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:16.420
this is Bud Krogh,

640
00:36:16.520 --> 00:36:18.420
Deputy Assistant for Domestic Affairs.

641
00:36:18.520 --> 00:36:20.420
Thank you, sir, for calling.

642
00:36:20.520 --> 00:36:21.540
I'm hoping it's good news?

643
00:36:21.640 --> 00:36:24.300
Well, we're about 90% positive

644
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:26.300
we'll be able to get him in today.

645
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:27.811
He'll still be in town, right?

646
00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:29.580
Absolutely.

647
00:36:29.680 --> 00:36:32.340
This meeting is very important
to Mr. Presley.

648
00:36:32.440 --> 00:36:35.125
It is very important to us as well.

649
00:36:36.120 --> 00:36:38.180
We're about to go in
and pitch the President,

650
00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:41.700
so, should we get a yes, I can
reach you at this phone number?

651
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:43.700
Yes! Yes, I will be here.

652
00:36:43.800 --> 00:36:46.406
- Okay Good.
- Thank you.

653
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:50.740
And, Mr. Schilling,
do you think it'll be possible

654
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:53.571
for us to get a picture with Mr. Presley?

655
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:57.540
Who the fuck set this up?

656
00:36:57.640 --> 00:36:59.020
Actually, he did, sir.

657
00:36:59.120 --> 00:37:00.820
Mr. Presley made an unscheduled appearance

658
00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:02.570
at the Northwest Gate this morning.

659
00:37:03.120 --> 00:37:04.660
Seeing as though he is only in town

660
00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:07.820
for a couple of days, we thought
that it would be a good opportunity

661
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:10.140
to invite him to work with us.

662
00:37:10.240 --> 00:37:12.740
He could really bring
a more positive attitude

663
00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:14.171
to young people throughout the country.

664
00:37:15.160 --> 00:37:16.286
I see.

665
00:37:17.560 --> 00:37:19.340
And you think we should meet with him?

666
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:20.521
Yes, Mr. President.

667
00:37:21.240 --> 00:37:22.651
During my nap hour?

668
00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:26.420
Well, sir, between his television
and radio appearances

669
00:37:26.520 --> 00:37:27.940
he has a very broad reach

670
00:37:28.040 --> 00:37:29.860
to the very demographic we are targeting.

671
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:31.300
In fact, Bud has put together

672
00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:33.540
some figures as talking points. Bud.

673
00:37:33.640 --> 00:37:36.220
This year, over a thousand people
in New York alone

674
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:37.924
have died from narcotic related deaths.

675
00:37:38.520 --> 00:37:40.700
A hundred and eight of those, teenagers.

676
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:41.860
Now, as Dwight has stated,

677
00:37:41.960 --> 00:37:45.540
Mr. Presley has a very wide following
in the entertainment industry.

678
00:37:45.640 --> 00:37:48.820
We thought maybe we could produce
a television special with him.

679
00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:50.500
What sort of television special?

680
00:37:50.600 --> 00:37:54.980
We're considering a fun yet informative
documentary-type program.

681
00:37:55.080 --> 00:37:58.020
A mix of music and interviews with say,

682
00:37:58.120 --> 00:38:00.420
world's top physicians and psychiatrists

683
00:38:00.520 --> 00:38:02.682
discussing the dangers of addiction.

684
00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:04.580
What exactly would he be doing

685
00:38:04.680 --> 00:38:06.569
on this television special of ours?

686
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:09.780
Well, we were thinking
that he could perform

687
00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:11.900
some drug-themed songs

688
00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:14.060
that the kids are listening to these days,

689
00:38:14.160 --> 00:38:15.740
and then interpret it for the parents,

690
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:17.860
so that they can get a better understanding

691
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.620
of how drugs
and other anti-establishment themes

692
00:38:21.720 --> 00:38:23.563
have infiltrated rock and roll music.

693
00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:24.860
Maybe we could encourage him

694
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.300
to ask some of his fellow artists
to join the campaign.

695
00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:29.860
Maybe get together
to develop some kind of new

696
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:31.220
rock and roll musical theme.

697
00:38:31.320 --> 00:38:32.660
I see. You mean like,

698
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:34.820
sing a song, together. That sort of thing.

699
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:38.100
Yeah, you know,
hip but with an appropriate theme.

700
00:38:38.200 --> 00:38:40.646
Something like maybe, "Get High on Life."

701
00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:43.380
"Get High on Life." I like that.

702
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:44.720
That's good. Yeah.

703
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:47.841
What else?

704
00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:50.180
Well, that would be it, sir.

705
00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:53.124
Actually... Unfortunately, yeah...

706
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:54.925
He would also like a badge.

707
00:38:56.880 --> 00:38:58.740
- A what?
- A badge.

708
00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:00.980
He'd like to be made
a Federal Agent-At-Large.

709
00:39:01.080 --> 00:39:03.845
And it's really important for him
to get that badge.

710
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:05.811
I see...

711
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:08.044
I see. Right.

712
00:39:14.560 --> 00:39:17.291
So, Mr. President, shall we set this up?

713
00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:20.001
No.

714
00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:22.260
- But, Mr. President...
- I'm not bringing

715
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:23.580
some goddamn rock and roller

716
00:39:23.680 --> 00:39:25.340
into the Oval Office, for Pete's sake!

717
00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:26.580
Now, Jesus Christ,

718
00:39:26.680 --> 00:39:29.780
I mean, you tell him
he should try again next time.

719
00:39:29.880 --> 00:39:32.340
You know, maybe he'll have better luck
when a Democrat gets elected.

720
00:39:32.440 --> 00:39:33.700
Now, what the hell is going on

721
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:35.540
with Ford's counterpart in the House?

722
00:39:35.640 --> 00:39:38.740
I read this cockamamie story
in the Star last night,

723
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:40.660
it's the most ridiculous thing.

724
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:42.922
I mean, he's on the sauce, isn't that it?

725
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.420
- Dammit.
- I thought we had him.

726
00:39:46.520 --> 00:39:49.126
Nah. He knew it was a "no"
before we even set foot in that room.

727
00:39:49.720 --> 00:39:50.900
I hate it when he does that.

728
00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:53.002
It's like he enjoys stringing people along,
you know.

729
00:39:53.240 --> 00:39:54.366
He does.

730
00:39:56.520 --> 00:39:58.220
- So, now what?
- We take it all the way

731
00:39:58.320 --> 00:39:59.367
to the Supreme Court?

732
00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:01.125
Really funny.

733
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:03.687
Yeah. Just let me deliver the bad news.

734
00:40:19.680 --> 00:40:21.500
- Can I try them on?
- Yeah.

735
00:40:21.600 --> 00:40:24.140
I can't believe
I'm trying on Elvis' glasses.

736
00:40:24.240 --> 00:40:25.340
You're really hot!

737
00:40:25.440 --> 00:40:27.620
- Really?
- Yeah!

738
00:40:27.720 --> 00:40:29.051
You're so pretty.

739
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:34.847
Hey.

740
00:40:35.720 --> 00:40:37.165
I was just showing her your glasses.

741
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:38.841
All right.

742
00:40:39.520 --> 00:40:41.204
Should I get her out of here?

743
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:43.725
Good idea.

744
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:50.001
Yeah, what?

745
00:40:52.160 --> 00:40:53.764
Elvis...

746
00:40:55.160 --> 00:40:56.571
Nixon can't meet you.

747
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:58.645
Well, we'll do it tomorrow then.

748
00:40:59.080 --> 00:41:00.366
He can't do it tomorrow.

749
00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:02.500
How about this weekend?

750
00:41:02.600 --> 00:41:04.220
I'll stay as long as it takes.

751
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:06.641
He can't do today and he can't do tomorrow.

752
00:41:07.040 --> 00:41:08.371
He just...

753
00:41:09.120 --> 00:41:11.851
He just doesn't wanna meet you.

754
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.166
I'm sorry.

755
00:41:26.640 --> 00:41:27.900
I think I need some fresh air.

756
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.220
- I'll come with you.
- No.

757
00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:30.651
I can get it myself.

758
00:42:27.680 --> 00:42:29.011
Thank you.

759
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:09.686
Who's he?

760
00:43:11.080 --> 00:43:13.208
- He's our driver.
- He's down.

761
00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:16.404
Meaning he's hip.

762
00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:18.481
He's cool.

763
00:43:19.240 --> 00:43:20.401
Walk with us.

764
00:43:20.640 --> 00:43:23.769
Look, we wanna make this work
just as much as you guys,

765
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:26.565
but he just doesn't see
the value in meeting Elvis.

766
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.569
So there's nothing we can do today?

767
00:43:29.080 --> 00:43:30.081
Nope.

768
00:43:30.600 --> 00:43:31.700
What about tomorrow?

769
00:43:31.800 --> 00:43:32.961
No.

770
00:43:33.680 --> 00:43:35.260
How about something casual,

771
00:43:35.360 --> 00:43:37.460
not even a meeting?

772
00:43:37.560 --> 00:43:39.483
Like a drink or something?

773
00:43:40.120 --> 00:43:41.610
Look, Jerry...

774
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:44.401
We tried.

775
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:46.171
He's just...

776
00:43:47.040 --> 00:43:48.451
Nixon is...

777
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.460
He's just old fashioned, all right.

778
00:43:53.560 --> 00:43:54.700
He's from a different era.

779
00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.620
What about Saturday? Maybe a coffee?

780
00:43:56.720 --> 00:43:57.740
No, no, no.

781
00:43:57.840 --> 00:43:59.420
The President is going to be
at Camp David all weekend

782
00:43:59.520 --> 00:44:00.885
with his wife and daughters.

783
00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:03.691
His daughters?

784
00:44:06.080 --> 00:44:08.731
Yeah. Gentlemen,
I think we have a solution.

785
00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:16.882
Mr. President. Julie is on four.

786
00:44:24.200 --> 00:44:26.282
My Julie. Sweetheart.

787
00:44:29.560 --> 00:44:31.050
Well, I just...

788
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:33.684
Well, I just didn't think to tell...

789
00:44:35.480 --> 00:44:38.723
Well, look, Julie,
your father's very busy today, you know...

790
00:44:40.720 --> 00:44:41.881
Bud.

791
00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:45.442
President's been looking for you two.

792
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:48.286
Was he pissed or only mildly annoyed?

793
00:44:49.120 --> 00:44:52.220
So you two thought
this would be a good idea?

794
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:54.660
- Mr. President, I had nothing to do with this.
- Sir, we just...

795
00:44:54.760 --> 00:44:56.980
Well, it doesn't make
any goddamn difference now, does it?

796
00:44:57.080 --> 00:44:58.620
Because the leader of the free world

797
00:44:58.720 --> 00:45:01.166
is taking orders
from a 22-year-old college girl.

798
00:45:01.680 --> 00:45:03.220
Fine, bring him in.

799
00:45:03.320 --> 00:45:05.420
Get an autograph for Julie and a picture.

800
00:45:05.520 --> 00:45:07.329
And I want him out in five minutes tops.

801
00:45:07.640 --> 00:45:09.780
And you'd better get me a bio on this Elvis

802
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:12.611
so I can prep for this goddamn meeting.

803
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:17.445
Jerry Schilling speaking.

804
00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:21.521
Thank you.

805
00:45:37.760 --> 00:45:39.967
Well, guess it's back to Memphis.

806
00:45:40.800 --> 00:45:42.450
I don't think that's a good idea.

807
00:45:43.200 --> 00:45:44.281
How come?

808
00:45:44.760 --> 00:45:46.250
Well, because...

809
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:50.060
You, Mr. Presley,
have a meeting with the President

810
00:45:50.160 --> 00:45:51.889
of the United States of America.

811
00:45:55.080 --> 00:45:56.366
Hot damn!

812
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:29.120
There he is!

813
00:46:31.120 --> 00:46:32.724
Well, what do you think?

814
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:35.401
Damn, boss,
you look hotter-than-a-whorehouse great.

815
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:38.770
Let's do this thing.

816
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:54.406
Jerry, I just want to thank you, man,
for putting this together.

817
00:46:55.120 --> 00:46:56.660
I don't know how you did it,

818
00:46:56.760 --> 00:46:59.047
but I couldn't have done it
without you, man.

819
00:46:59.960 --> 00:47:01.166
You too, Sonny.

820
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:05.140
Yeah. I never thought
I'd get to meet a president.

821
00:47:05.240 --> 00:47:07.322
Thank you. And thank you, boss.

822
00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:10.121
It means a lot to me
to know that, you know,

823
00:47:11.120 --> 00:47:12.610
I have friends.

824
00:47:28.320 --> 00:47:29.540
Mr. Barrow?

825
00:47:29.640 --> 00:47:30.740
Burrows.

826
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:33.684
Nice to meet you.
I'm Mr. Krogh's assistant.

827
00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:35.300
Nice to meet you, ma'am.

828
00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:36.420
Nice to meet you.

829
00:47:36.520 --> 00:47:38.568
- Welcome to the White House.
- Thank you, ma'am.

830
00:47:40.040 --> 00:47:41.804
Beautiful, isn't it, Mr. Presley?

831
00:47:42.080 --> 00:47:43.206
Yeah.

832
00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:45.604
Looks a little like my place.

833
00:47:58.000 --> 00:47:59.620
Mr. Presley, I'm Agent Duncan.

834
00:47:59.720 --> 00:48:00.780
This is Agent Moroder.

835
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:03.645
Agent Duncan. Agent Moroder.

836
00:48:04.120 --> 00:48:05.140
It's an honor.

837
00:48:05.240 --> 00:48:06.321
Identification.

838
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:08.843
Let's show him our IDs, boys.

839
00:48:10.640 --> 00:48:11.880
Will that do?

840
00:48:12.600 --> 00:48:14.260
Is this the only identification you have?

841
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:17.687
No, sir. That there is my Special Deputy's
badge from my hometown of Memphis.

842
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.260
I brought a couple of others
from various different locales

843
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:21.340
if you need to see them.

844
00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:22.487
That's not necessary.

845
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:23.926
And what about you, gentlemen?

846
00:48:26.240 --> 00:48:27.321
And that's your only ID?

847
00:48:29.240 --> 00:48:31.500
Okay, sir, do you have any
illegal firearms or weapons

848
00:48:31.600 --> 00:48:33.250
- on or about your person?
- No, sir.

849
00:48:33.520 --> 00:48:34.806
- If I may?
- Of course.

850
00:48:41.120 --> 00:48:42.460
Sir, I'm going to ask you again.

851
00:48:42.560 --> 00:48:45.740
Do you have any firearms or weapons
of any kind on your person?

852
00:48:45.840 --> 00:48:46.887
Yes, sir. I do.

853
00:48:48.120 --> 00:48:49.260
Do your associates?

854
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:50.900
That would be the affirmative.

855
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:52.860
Why, when I asked you previously,

856
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:54.260
did you reply in the negative?

857
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:57.780
Well, I believe you said "illegal" firearms,
and these firearms are not illegal.

858
00:48:57.880 --> 00:49:00.420
We are licensed to carry them
as Special Sheriff's Deputies

859
00:49:00.520 --> 00:49:03.683
of Shelby County
under Tennessean Code 39-49.

860
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:08.167
Okay, gentlemen.
All your weapons on the table.

861
00:49:16.280 --> 00:49:17.361
There we go.

862
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:19.860
What's in the box?

863
00:49:19.960 --> 00:49:21.940
This is a personal gift for the President.

864
00:49:22.040 --> 00:49:23.100
Open it, please.

865
00:49:23.200 --> 00:49:24.620
Sir, I had it very specially wrapped.

866
00:49:24.720 --> 00:49:26.165
Open the package.

867
00:49:27.160 --> 00:49:28.446
Go ahead, Jerry.

868
00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:44.084
This is Bud Krogh.

869
00:49:51.680 --> 00:49:53.091
Mr. Presley.

870
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:54.740
Bud Krogh.

871
00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:56.285
Pleasure to meet you, sir.

872
00:49:56.720 --> 00:49:58.980
Mr. Presley would like to bring firearms

873
00:49:59.080 --> 00:50:00.140
into the Oval Office.

874
00:50:00.240 --> 00:50:01.241
As a gift.

875
00:50:01.480 --> 00:50:03.244
In the display case here.

876
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:07.521
Wow, it's beautiful.

877
00:50:08.200 --> 00:50:09.361
It's commemorative.

878
00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:16.900
Obviously you can appreciate

879
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:19.002
the uniqueness of this scenario.

880
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:23.921
All right, gentlemen, let me be clear
so there is no misunderstanding.

881
00:50:24.160 --> 00:50:26.300
We don't allow weapons of any kind
in the White House.

882
00:50:26.400 --> 00:50:27.380
Including this gift,

883
00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:29.980
which I will accept
on the President's behalf.

884
00:50:30.080 --> 00:50:31.605
After inspecting it,

885
00:50:32.640 --> 00:50:35.211
it possibly will find its way
to the President.

886
00:50:37.760 --> 00:50:38.820
Thank you, sir.

887
00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:40.940
I am a fan of all you do for our country.

888
00:50:41.040 --> 00:50:42.180
I am sorry about that.

889
00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:44.500
The Secret Service can be
a bit overzealous sometimes.

890
00:50:44.600 --> 00:50:46.540
That's all right, Bud. Hey...

891
00:50:46.640 --> 00:50:49.620
It's a good thing they didn't catch
this little fella in my boot.

892
00:50:49.720 --> 00:50:50.767
Just kidding.

893
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:55.001
Right this way.

894
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:56.980
I hope you gentlemen don't mind,

895
00:50:57.080 --> 00:50:59.048
I need you to wait in my office
for a brief moment.

896
00:50:59.160 --> 00:51:00.286
Not at all, Bud.

897
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:03.660
Please, step right in,

898
00:51:03.760 --> 00:51:05.285
make yourselves comfortable.

899
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:07.720
I'll be right back.

900
00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:13.846
Elvis Presley is in the building!

901
00:51:18.560 --> 00:51:21.291
I can't believe
I'm actually going to see the Oval Office.

902
00:51:21.840 --> 00:51:23.808
Glad you left L.A. now, aren't you?

903
00:51:26.880 --> 00:51:28.820
Gentlemen, Mr. Presley,

904
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:30.700
I'd like to introduce you to Dwight Chapin.

905
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:32.780
He's the special assistant
to the President.

906
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:34.723
It's a huge honor, Elvis.

907
00:51:35.800 --> 00:51:37.529
I mean, Mr. Presley.

908
00:51:39.480 --> 00:51:41.620
Now, before I take you to the President

909
00:51:41.720 --> 00:51:43.460
we're going to have
to go over the protocol.

910
00:51:43.560 --> 00:51:44.971
So, Mr. Presley,
if you'll please follow me...

911
00:51:45.080 --> 00:51:46.969
- Protocol?
- Yes, sir.

912
00:51:49.720 --> 00:51:50.740
No.

913
00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:52.660
I'm sorry, only Mr. Presley

914
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:54.140
will be allowed in the Oval Office.

915
00:51:54.240 --> 00:51:55.241
- Is that right?
- Yes, sir.

916
00:51:55.600 --> 00:51:56.886
My apologies.

917
00:51:58.200 --> 00:51:59.201
Damn.

918
00:52:01.200 --> 00:52:04.980
Well, why don't you give Dwight,
or Mr. Chapin,

919
00:52:05.080 --> 00:52:06.320
the rundown too.

920
00:52:12.080 --> 00:52:13.525
Rundown for what?

921
00:52:14.120 --> 00:52:17.203
After I announce you,
you may enter the Oval Office.

922
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:19.129
The President will be seated at his desk.

923
00:52:19.240 --> 00:52:22.289
But please wait by the door
until he addresses you.

924
00:52:22.640 --> 00:52:23.660
Of course.

925
00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:25.140
Mr. Presley will enter.

926
00:52:25.240 --> 00:52:27.660
If he leaves his sunglasses on
then Nixon should wait

927
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:29.125
until Mr. Presley speaks.

928
00:52:30.680 --> 00:52:32.940
His sunglasses?

929
00:52:33.040 --> 00:52:34.540
The President will then shake your hand.

930
00:52:34.640 --> 00:52:38.500
And then invite you to sit down,
he will instruct you where to do so.

931
00:52:38.600 --> 00:52:39.681
Roger that.

932
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:41.740
But if Elvis removes his sunglasses,

933
00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:44.320
that means
somebody's about to get a bear hug.

934
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:46.700
I don't know if that's such a good idea.

935
00:52:46.800 --> 00:52:47.980
On the coffee table

936
00:52:48.080 --> 00:52:50.060
is an unopened bottle of Dr. Pepper.

937
00:52:50.160 --> 00:52:52.500
Please do not open it.
Please do not drink from it.

938
00:52:52.600 --> 00:52:54.489
Because it's only for the President.

939
00:52:56.240 --> 00:52:57.580
Now as for food,

940
00:52:57.680 --> 00:53:00.860
we usually make sure that Elvis
has a selection of drinks at his disposal.

941
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:01.980
You know, nothing major,

942
00:53:02.080 --> 00:53:05.220
just some hot tea with lemon, sodas, water.

943
00:53:05.320 --> 00:53:07.971
Some snacks. Nice ones.

944
00:53:08.080 --> 00:53:09.820
There is also, on the coffee table,

945
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:11.100
a divided dish

946
00:53:11.200 --> 00:53:14.170
with mixed nuts on one side,
M&Ms on the other.

947
00:53:14.600 --> 00:53:15.900
I do like M&Ms.

948
00:53:16.000 --> 00:53:19.288
Well, I'm sorry, but those are also
only for the President.

949
00:53:19.600 --> 00:53:21.489
Should we tell him about the karate?

950
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:24.081
Karate?

951
00:53:24.600 --> 00:53:28.047
All right, you ready to meet
the President of the United States?

952
00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:30.361
You betcha.

953
00:53:47.760 --> 00:53:50.340
Now, if you'll wait right here please, sir,

954
00:53:50.440 --> 00:53:51.771
I'll be right back.

955
00:53:58.680 --> 00:54:01.047
It's an honor, Mr. President.

956
00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:06.260
Mr. President, I can't tell you

957
00:54:06.360 --> 00:54:07.964
what a great honor...

958
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:17.085
Hello, Mr. President, the honor...

959
00:54:29.600 --> 00:54:32.140
Did you know
I had a twin brother, Mr. President?

960
00:54:32.240 --> 00:54:33.287
Identical.

961
00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:36.044
Jesse Garon Presley.

962
00:54:38.600 --> 00:54:41.570
He was born 35 minutes before me.
Stillborn.

963
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:43.481
And they...

964
00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:49.100
They put him in a box on the kitchen table

965
00:54:49.200 --> 00:54:51.806
while Momma kept on going
trying to push me out.

966
00:54:55.640 --> 00:54:57.300
Sometimes I wonder about that, you know.

967
00:54:57.400 --> 00:55:00.420
What that 35 minutes
must have been like for her.

968
00:55:00.520 --> 00:55:02.980
The happiest moment

969
00:55:03.080 --> 00:55:04.300
and the saddest moment

970
00:55:04.400 --> 00:55:06.243
life could possibly throw at you.

971
00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:13.700
Sometimes I think God felt guilty for her,

972
00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:17.009
so he gave me the luck
that was meant for two people.

973
00:55:22.120 --> 00:55:23.690
Makes you think, you know.

974
00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:28.020
And I want Mr. Kissinger

975
00:55:28.120 --> 00:55:29.804
and the Speaker in this meeting.

976
00:55:31.080 --> 00:55:34.020
Mr. President.
Are you ready for Mr. Presley?

977
00:55:34.120 --> 00:55:35.180
Yeah.

978
00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:37.860
And Krogh, no more than five minutes.

979
00:55:37.960 --> 00:55:40.220
I want you to come
in exactly at five minutes

980
00:55:40.320 --> 00:55:41.820
and say I have to be somewhere.

981
00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:43.660
- Where shall I say you...
- Well, I don't care.

982
00:55:43.760 --> 00:55:45.205
Just make up some bullshit.

983
00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:46.340
Yes, sir.

984
00:55:46.440 --> 00:55:47.521
Krogh...

985
00:55:51.640 --> 00:55:53.340
What do we have on this guy?

986
00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:55.180
You know, deep background.

987
00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:56.300
Well, besides yourself,

988
00:55:56.400 --> 00:55:59.020
he's one of the most famous men
on the planet.

989
00:55:59.120 --> 00:56:00.884
He's married. He travels a lot.

990
00:56:01.240 --> 00:56:04.100
Loves guns. Hates The Beatles.
Black belt in karate.

991
00:56:04.200 --> 00:56:06.680
- Big football fan...
- Karate. You don't say?

992
00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:08.962
Yes, sir. Shall I bring him in?

993
00:56:10.480 --> 00:56:11.527
Hey, Krogh.

994
00:56:13.960 --> 00:56:15.420
Let me ask you something.

995
00:56:15.520 --> 00:56:17.204
Do you think I could take him?

996
00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:21.940
- Take him, sir?
- In karate.

997
00:56:22.040 --> 00:56:24.327
You think I could take him down?

998
00:56:24.440 --> 00:56:25.740
I bet you in my day I could've.

999
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:28.660
You know, I used to be able to
bench-press 220.

1000
00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:30.046
Of course, he's young and...

1001
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:32.540
Good-looking too.

1002
00:56:32.640 --> 00:56:35.041
You know, Krogh, guys like that,

1003
00:56:35.160 --> 00:56:36.780
who are just born good-looking,

1004
00:56:36.880 --> 00:56:38.564
well, you obviously know,

1005
00:56:38.680 --> 00:56:41.180
they never had to work for it,
if you know what I mean.

1006
00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:44.260
Not me.
No, I had to make something of myself

1007
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:46.540
to get a girl to notice me.

1008
00:56:46.640 --> 00:56:50.500
It wasn't just handed to me
by some sort of genetic lottery.

1009
00:56:50.600 --> 00:56:53.080
I wasn't born
looking like a Kennedy, you know.

1010
00:56:53.520 --> 00:56:55.921
But that's why guys like me are survivors.

1011
00:56:56.800 --> 00:57:00.180
Guys like this Elvis fellow...

1012
00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:03.124
No, underneath all that, they're weak.

1013
00:57:04.080 --> 00:57:06.481
They wither at the first sign of trouble.

1014
00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:10.728
They just crumble like a sand dune.

1015
00:57:13.680 --> 00:57:15.420
All right, let's bring him in.

1016
00:57:15.520 --> 00:57:16.851
Yes, sir.

1017
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:21.740
Mr. Presley.

1018
00:57:21.840 --> 00:57:23.444
The President will see you now.

1019
00:57:27.680 --> 00:57:28.681
Mr. President.

1020
00:57:29.120 --> 00:57:30.690
Mr. Elvis Presley.

1021
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:34.529
Well, Mr. Presley. It is a pleasure.

1022
00:57:50.200 --> 00:57:52.460
You know what that is? That's a moon rock.

1023
00:57:52.560 --> 00:57:54.881
Very proud to have that here
in the Oval Office.

1024
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:56.940
That was given to me personally

1025
00:57:57.040 --> 00:57:59.361
by a great American, Mr. Buzz Aldrin.

1026
00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:03.367
You can lift the glass there
and pick it up if you like.

1027
00:58:04.520 --> 00:58:05.567
No, that's cool, man.

1028
00:58:05.840 --> 00:58:07.080
Buzz sent me one, too.

1029
00:58:08.720 --> 00:58:11.540
He did? Well, of course he did.

1030
00:58:11.640 --> 00:58:13.220
Mr. President. Put her right there!

1031
00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:15.209
Well, okay. Hello!

1032
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:18.980
Why don't you have a seat.

1033
00:58:19.080 --> 00:58:20.081
Sure thing.

1034
00:58:27.680 --> 00:58:29.140
It's a great place you got here, huh?

1035
00:58:29.240 --> 00:58:31.500
Well, it's really the people's house.

1036
00:58:31.600 --> 00:58:34.763
I'm just a temporary guest, as they say.

1037
00:58:35.360 --> 00:58:36.441
That's right.

1038
00:58:36.680 --> 00:58:39.763
I was telling one of the gals outside
it reminds me of my Graceland.

1039
00:58:40.720 --> 00:58:42.245
It does, does it?

1040
00:58:43.240 --> 00:58:46.449
How many square feet
is this Graceland of yours?

1041
00:58:47.120 --> 00:58:50.020
Not sure. 10,000, maybe.

1042
00:58:50.120 --> 00:58:52.340
Well, that is a fine size for a home.

1043
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:54.780
Isn't it? Well, I mean,
it's more than fine.

1044
00:58:54.880 --> 00:58:56.609
Of course,
the White House here is, I think,

1045
00:58:56.760 --> 00:58:58.780
about 55,000 feet.

1046
00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:01.180
- Something like that.
- Well, actually, I made a few additions,

1047
00:59:01.280 --> 00:59:03.442
so, maybe a little more than that.

1048
00:59:03.560 --> 00:59:05.642
But I don't think
it's the size of a man's home

1049
00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:07.649
that defines him. You know?

1050
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:11.641
M&M's are my favorite.

1051
00:59:11.760 --> 00:59:13.125
Mine too.

1052
00:59:15.600 --> 00:59:17.967
So, Mr. Presley,

1053
00:59:19.480 --> 00:59:20.811
how can I help you?

1054
00:59:21.240 --> 00:59:23.780
Well, Mr. President, first of all
I want to tell you what an honor it is

1055
00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:25.325
to be in your presence.

1056
00:59:25.560 --> 00:59:26.766
You have a bottle opener?

1057
00:59:27.800 --> 00:59:30.220
Well, there should have been one.

1058
00:59:30.320 --> 00:59:31.900
Maybe you could run out
and get him one, Krogh.

1059
00:59:32.000 --> 00:59:33.445
Yes, Mr. President.

1060
00:59:34.840 --> 00:59:38.242
And get a Dr. Pepper for me too.

1061
00:59:39.600 --> 00:59:41.011
It's on its way.

1062
00:59:42.480 --> 00:59:43.641
Fuck!

1063
00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:46.846
So, I read your letter.

1064
00:59:47.120 --> 00:59:48.281
I wrote it on the plane.

1065
00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:49.527
I could tell.

1066
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:51.126
Mr. President.

1067
00:59:53.840 --> 00:59:57.970
This is my little angel.

1068
00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:00.604
Lisa Marie. She's two years old.

1069
01:00:01.520 --> 01:00:04.000
Well, she is a beautiful little girl.

1070
01:00:04.160 --> 01:00:05.924
Yes, sir. She's my pride and joy.

1071
01:00:06.680 --> 01:00:08.648
And this is my beautiful wife, Cilla.

1072
01:00:09.200 --> 01:00:12.204
Well, she is very charming.

1073
01:00:15.120 --> 01:00:16.326
Mr. President.

1074
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.260
- Bud.
- Mr. Presley.

1075
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:22.045
- These M&Ms are great.
- Good to hear, Mr. Presley.

1076
01:00:22.160 --> 01:00:24.527
You got some good fellas
working for you, Mr. President.

1077
01:00:24.680 --> 01:00:26.011
My guys are outside.

1078
01:00:26.160 --> 01:00:27.321
Thank you.

1079
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:32.860
So, as I really do need to be going

1080
01:00:32.960 --> 01:00:35.122
we should probably get to
what you want to...

1081
01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:41.780
These are some of my closest associates.

1082
01:00:41.880 --> 01:00:44.042
And contrary to what
you may have heard, Mr. President,

1083
01:00:44.200 --> 01:00:45.725
they are not part of any mafia.

1084
01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:48.060
That is just a crazy rumor

1085
01:00:48.160 --> 01:00:49.889
started by nasty journalists.

1086
01:00:51.200 --> 01:00:53.089
They love to make it up, don't they?

1087
01:00:53.640 --> 01:00:57.820
Last month, Look magazine
made up some cockamamie drivel

1088
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:00.940
about how I broke into the Dean's office

1089
01:01:01.040 --> 01:01:02.300
while I was at Duke.

1090
01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:06.300
You know, you give a man enough money
and he'll say anything, you know.

1091
01:01:06.400 --> 01:01:07.820
They'll just ruin a man's reputation.

1092
01:01:07.920 --> 01:01:09.604
They don't give a good goddamn.

1093
01:01:10.720 --> 01:01:11.980
They just write what they want.

1094
01:01:12.080 --> 01:01:13.445
Hear, hear to that.

1095
01:01:17.440 --> 01:01:19.060
Everyone has a badge.

1096
01:01:19.160 --> 01:01:21.340
Mr. President, I've shown you these photos

1097
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:22.820
because I am deeply concerned

1098
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:25.900
about the direction
our great nation is taking.

1099
01:01:26.000 --> 01:01:27.445
Yes, of course.

1100
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:31.727
Now, I'm gonna need
an autograph for my Julie.

1101
01:01:35.400 --> 01:01:36.890
That's your family there?

1102
01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:42.611
Those are some good looking kids.

1103
01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:45.525
Well, they really take after their mother.

1104
01:01:45.960 --> 01:01:48.964
Well, it takes two good lookin' folks to
make a good lookin' baby, Mr. President.

1105
01:01:50.080 --> 01:01:51.445
Are you...

1106
01:01:52.440 --> 01:01:54.920
You're saying, as a gentleman,
I'm good looking too?

1107
01:01:55.760 --> 01:01:57.740
Well, of course, Mr. President.
Everybody knows that.

1108
01:01:57.840 --> 01:01:59.569
Well, I...

1109
01:01:59.720 --> 01:02:01.404
Now, plainly speaking, sir,

1110
01:02:02.120 --> 01:02:03.700
I want to get people
to respect our country.

1111
01:02:03.800 --> 01:02:05.380
To respect our flag.

1112
01:02:05.480 --> 01:02:07.608
Because that's what's getting lost
in our nation.

1113
01:02:08.600 --> 01:02:10.060
It bothers me to see young people

1114
01:02:10.160 --> 01:02:12.481
burning flags and smoking dope.

1115
01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:15.140
And just because
I don't smoke dope or grow a beard

1116
01:02:15.240 --> 01:02:17.481
does that make me a straight? Or a square?

1117
01:02:17.600 --> 01:02:18.900
Because if it does, heck,

1118
01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:22.004
I'll take being a straight or a square
any day of the week.

1119
01:02:22.120 --> 01:02:24.487
The kids today are being brainwashed,
Mr. President.

1120
01:02:24.600 --> 01:02:26.900
It's what they are listenin' to
and what they are watchin'.

1121
01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.140
That's what's doing it to them.

1122
01:02:29.240 --> 01:02:30.580
Take that Woodstock for example.

1123
01:02:30.680 --> 01:02:31.740
What the heck was that?

1124
01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:33.740
I'll tell you what it was, it was an excuse

1125
01:02:33.840 --> 01:02:36.002
to get naked, get high
and roll around in the mud.

1126
01:02:36.560 --> 01:02:37.700
Well, I'm with you there.

1127
01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:41.361
Four, three, two, one...

1128
01:02:43.520 --> 01:02:45.761
Mr. President,
you have your meet and greet.

1129
01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:48.369
No, not right now. Thank you.

1130
01:02:49.520 --> 01:02:50.740
But it's with the delegation...

1131
01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:52.365
I said it's fine.

1132
01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:56.204
- But it's with the donors...
- I said it can wait.

1133
01:02:59.240 --> 01:03:02.260
And Krogh, make sure that we get a picture

1134
01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:03.940
with Mr. Presley and me.

1135
01:03:04.040 --> 01:03:05.371
Ollie's outside, he's ready for you.

1136
01:03:05.480 --> 01:03:06.845
No pictures.

1137
01:03:07.160 --> 01:03:09.367
Mr. Presley, it's standard for us.

1138
01:03:09.720 --> 01:03:12.041
I understand. But not today.

1139
01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:16.482
Now, if you don't mind...

1140
01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:24.002
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

1141
01:03:24.400 --> 01:03:25.561
- May I continue?
- By all means.

1142
01:03:25.680 --> 01:03:28.460
Thank you. I have it on very good authority

1143
01:03:28.560 --> 01:03:31.040
that many of the
so-called underground groups

1144
01:03:31.160 --> 01:03:33.242
have been infiltrated by communists.

1145
01:03:33.480 --> 01:03:34.540
Yes, sir.

1146
01:03:34.640 --> 01:03:36.802
And I find it downright anti-American.

1147
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:39.251
Just like The Beatles.

1148
01:03:39.360 --> 01:03:41.380
The Beatles. Well, I don't like them.

1149
01:03:41.480 --> 01:03:43.820
They are anti-American,

1150
01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:45.980
possibly with communist leanings.

1151
01:03:46.080 --> 01:03:47.570
Well, just look at them.

1152
01:03:47.680 --> 01:03:50.220
Let's look at the facts, Mr. President.

1153
01:03:50.320 --> 01:03:52.460
After coming here
and making all that money,

1154
01:03:52.560 --> 01:03:54.403
they split back to England,

1155
01:03:54.520 --> 01:03:56.660
start saying all this anti-American stuff,

1156
01:03:56.760 --> 01:03:58.060
speaking against us in the press.

1157
01:03:58.160 --> 01:04:00.083
Well, some people think
they can say anything.

1158
01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:02.980
Specifically about our policies

1159
01:04:03.080 --> 01:04:05.420
in Southeast Asia, sir.

1160
01:04:05.520 --> 01:04:06.980
Did you know that?

1161
01:04:07.080 --> 01:04:08.660
I did not know that.

1162
01:04:08.760 --> 01:04:09.921
It was Lennon.

1163
01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:13.442
The kids think he's some kind of prophet.

1164
01:04:13.560 --> 01:04:16.260
And well... What I'm trying to say is, sir,

1165
01:04:16.360 --> 01:04:19.260
they may not actually be
in the employ of the communists,

1166
01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:23.380
but if encouraging revolution doesn't
sound like subversive propaganda,

1167
01:04:23.480 --> 01:04:25.721
- I don't know what is.
- Well, right. Yes.

1168
01:04:25.960 --> 01:04:28.440
See, I've been studying

1169
01:04:28.560 --> 01:04:30.860
communist brainwashing techniques

1170
01:04:30.960 --> 01:04:33.020
for over 10 years now.

1171
01:04:33.120 --> 01:04:35.020
And the drug culture, too, Mr. President.

1172
01:04:35.120 --> 01:04:38.647
And it's my belief that
if we don't do something

1173
01:04:38.760 --> 01:04:40.922
to handle this situation very quickly,

1174
01:04:41.960 --> 01:04:43.700
it could very easily get outta hand.

1175
01:04:43.800 --> 01:04:45.180
Well, you wanna know why the hell

1176
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:47.647
the communists are so against drugs?

1177
01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:49.330
It's because they love to booze.

1178
01:04:50.000 --> 01:04:51.700
Especially the Russians. I've seen it.

1179
01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:53.131
You talk about "out of hand."

1180
01:04:53.600 --> 01:04:56.809
And that's why communists
and the left-wingers

1181
01:04:56.920 --> 01:04:58.220
are clinging to one another,

1182
01:04:58.320 --> 01:05:00.721
because they're trying
to destroy us, Elvis.

1183
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:04.802
I know, sir. Good, honest Americans.

1184
01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:06.460
They hate us.

1185
01:05:06.560 --> 01:05:09.245
They don't hate us, Elvis,
they hate what we stand for.

1186
01:05:10.160 --> 01:05:13.060
I mean, you and me, we rose from nothing.

1187
01:05:13.160 --> 01:05:14.900
My pa worked in a grocery store.

1188
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:17.162
Your father was a sharecropper, yes?

1189
01:05:17.280 --> 01:05:18.380
A whole slew of things, sir.

1190
01:05:18.480 --> 01:05:20.220
Well, I think we were both somewhat loners.

1191
01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:22.527
And look where I am today.
And look where you are.

1192
01:05:22.640 --> 01:05:23.687
Well, a lefty sees that,

1193
01:05:23.800 --> 01:05:26.500
and instead of wanting to walk
in our footsteps,

1194
01:05:26.600 --> 01:05:27.931
why, they get jealous.

1195
01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:31.526
It brings all their failures up bubbling

1196
01:05:31.640 --> 01:05:33.005
right in front of their faces

1197
01:05:33.120 --> 01:05:35.420
and, well, so, of course

1198
01:05:35.520 --> 01:05:37.420
they react like caged animals.

1199
01:05:37.520 --> 01:05:39.860
Because that's what they are.

1200
01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:42.008
Just animals.

1201
01:05:42.520 --> 01:05:44.522
I know, sir.

1202
01:05:45.680 --> 01:05:47.523
And I want to help to stop it.

1203
01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:52.100
Well, I think that is just great.

1204
01:05:52.200 --> 01:05:53.201
Absolutely.

1205
01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:58.207
So, my boys were telling me
something like a concert.

1206
01:05:58.320 --> 01:06:00.209
A telethon. A television special.

1207
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:01.481
No, sir.

1208
01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:03.725
I want to go undercover.

1209
01:06:05.560 --> 01:06:06.641
Undercover?

1210
01:06:07.200 --> 01:06:08.201
Yes.

1211
01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:12.100
You want to be an actual...

1212
01:06:12.200 --> 01:06:13.326
I'm sorry, you want to what?

1213
01:06:13.520 --> 01:06:16.000
I want to be an agent-at-large.

1214
01:06:16.200 --> 01:06:19.220
You see, if I can get
a Federal Narcotics badge

1215
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:22.060
it is my belief
that I could protect this nation

1216
01:06:22.160 --> 01:06:23.400
from sliding into anarchy.

1217
01:06:26.360 --> 01:06:27.980
Well...

1218
01:06:28.080 --> 01:06:29.300
I...

1219
01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:32.927
Let's say I could infiltrate
a band or a hippie commune,

1220
01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:36.765
as a spy or a double agent,
something like that,

1221
01:06:36.880 --> 01:06:39.060
only disguising myself as one of them,

1222
01:06:39.160 --> 01:06:41.242
hiding my own true feelings.

1223
01:06:41.720 --> 01:06:42.926
Yeah, I'm not sure how...

1224
01:06:43.040 --> 01:06:45.740
Let's say The Rolling Stones,
or the Grateful Dead

1225
01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:47.660
or maybe even the Black Panthers.

1226
01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:50.660
Heck, I could probably slip
from one group to the other

1227
01:06:50.760 --> 01:06:52.250
without even being detected.

1228
01:06:52.600 --> 01:06:54.887
And then, just when they
let their guard down,

1229
01:06:57.280 --> 01:06:58.611
I'd bust 'em.

1230
01:06:59.600 --> 01:07:00.931
I'd bust 'em all.

1231
01:07:02.120 --> 01:07:04.820
Of course, I would have to be
so deep undercover

1232
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:07.100
so that no one would know it was me.

1233
01:07:07.200 --> 01:07:09.726
But in order for that to happen, nobody...

1234
01:07:10.560 --> 01:07:12.860
I mean nobody, can know
about this on the outside.

1235
01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:14.340
Just a select few.

1236
01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:16.442
You, of course, Mr. President...

1237
01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:20.405
And maybe Mr. Hoover.

1238
01:07:23.640 --> 01:07:25.540
How much longer is this going to take?

1239
01:07:25.640 --> 01:07:28.211
Is there any way we can speed this up?

1240
01:07:31.560 --> 01:07:34.769
You want me to tell the President
of the United States to speed it up?

1241
01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:41.780
How long does it take
to get to the airport?

1242
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:43.723
With holiday traffic?

1243
01:07:44.400 --> 01:07:46.482
An hour. An hour and a half.

1244
01:07:46.720 --> 01:07:47.801
Shit.

1245
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:49.888
You got somewhere you need to be?

1246
01:07:50.000 --> 01:07:52.480
You could say that.

1247
01:07:52.600 --> 01:07:55.324
I'm supposed to be meeting
my girlfriend's father for dinner.

1248
01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:58.403
I'm going to ask him if I can marry her.

1249
01:08:00.600 --> 01:08:02.740
Yeah. Right.

1250
01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:05.380
When I first started working at the
White House, the guy that hired Chapin

1251
01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:06.740
told me something I'll never forget.

1252
01:08:06.840 --> 01:08:11.971
He said, "Everyone should get married
at least once."

1253
01:08:13.800 --> 01:08:15.006
What's that supposed to mean?

1254
01:08:15.120 --> 01:08:16.451
Well, in our line of work,

1255
01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:18.340
the only ones with marriages intact

1256
01:08:18.440 --> 01:08:20.204
are the ones in front of the camera.

1257
01:08:21.280 --> 01:08:23.282
And half the time those are just for show.

1258
01:08:24.680 --> 01:08:26.740
When you work on the world's biggest stage

1259
01:08:26.840 --> 01:08:28.046
you gotta choose.

1260
01:08:32.600 --> 01:08:35.500
You know, I got in a motorcycle accident

1261
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:37.204
a couple years back in L.A.

1262
01:08:38.800 --> 01:08:40.940
A gossip columnist broke the story.

1263
01:08:41.040 --> 01:08:43.340
"One of Elvis' buddies
gets in a motorcycle accident

1264
01:08:43.440 --> 01:08:45.522
"and breaks his pelvis.

1265
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:47.284
"Good thing it wasn't Elvis."

1266
01:08:48.560 --> 01:08:51.260
Yeah. I carried around that article

1267
01:08:51.360 --> 01:08:53.169
in my pocket for years.

1268
01:08:53.360 --> 01:08:55.100
Because it was the first time
that me and him

1269
01:08:55.200 --> 01:08:57.487
were actually mentioned
in a magazine together.

1270
01:08:58.320 --> 01:08:59.651
I was actually proud.

1271
01:09:02.480 --> 01:09:03.606
So sad.

1272
01:09:18.640 --> 01:09:21.849
You know, I got a flight to catch.

1273
01:09:23.560 --> 01:09:24.740
I'll make you a deal.

1274
01:09:24.840 --> 01:09:25.841
Yes, sir.

1275
01:09:26.760 --> 01:09:29.411
We're both realists.

1276
01:09:29.560 --> 01:09:31.767
One hand washes the other, right?

1277
01:09:32.240 --> 01:09:33.820
I'll get you your badge.

1278
01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:35.660
And we'll have you meet with Hoover

1279
01:09:35.760 --> 01:09:37.660
and he'll do whatever he does

1280
01:09:37.760 --> 01:09:39.500
with all the undercover business,

1281
01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:40.660
and so on and so forth.

1282
01:09:40.760 --> 01:09:42.660
- Yes, sir.
- And in return for that...

1283
01:09:42.760 --> 01:09:45.820
- Yep.
- Please, Elvis,

1284
01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:47.922
may I get an autograph for my Julie?

1285
01:09:49.840 --> 01:09:51.444
My pleasure.

1286
01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:52.766
And...

1287
01:09:53.760 --> 01:09:54.966
A picture.

1288
01:09:57.440 --> 01:09:59.180
Well, sir, I don't know
how I can be undercover...

1289
01:09:59.280 --> 01:10:00.940
We won't release it to the public.

1290
01:10:01.040 --> 01:10:03.340
Elvis, please. Help me out here.

1291
01:10:03.440 --> 01:10:04.805
Friend to friend.

1292
01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:08.940
I'll tell you what, Mr. President.

1293
01:10:09.040 --> 01:10:10.644
I'll take that picture

1294
01:10:10.760 --> 01:10:12.808
if you'll take the time to meet my friends.

1295
01:10:13.280 --> 01:10:15.123
It sure would mean the world to 'em.

1296
01:10:16.120 --> 01:10:17.780
Where are they?

1297
01:10:17.880 --> 01:10:19.380
- Right outside.
- Well, let's get them in.

1298
01:10:19.480 --> 01:10:20.641
Krogh!

1299
01:10:21.560 --> 01:10:23.961
Three, two, one...

1300
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:29.460
Now I believe
Elvis would like to get his badge.

1301
01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:31.324
I'll make the call right away,
Mr. President.

1302
01:10:31.440 --> 01:10:33.329
Gonna get my badge, Mr. Cougar.

1303
01:10:33.880 --> 01:10:35.780
Had to slam The Beatles to make it happen

1304
01:10:35.880 --> 01:10:37.300
but they'll never know.

1305
01:10:37.400 --> 01:10:40.300
I have to go. I'm sorry, they already
said I won't make my flight.

1306
01:10:40.400 --> 01:10:43.140
Jerry, you gotta stick around
and see me get sworn in, man.

1307
01:10:43.240 --> 01:10:45.460
- I'm sorry.
- ...arrange for Mr. Presley to be sworn in

1308
01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:47.060
at his hotel room at 3:00.

1309
01:10:47.160 --> 01:10:48.844
Would 3:00 work for you, Elvis?

1310
01:10:48.960 --> 01:10:50.485
That would be just fine, Mr. President.

1311
01:10:51.400 --> 01:10:54.324
Elvis. I'm leaving.

1312
01:10:54.640 --> 01:10:56.005
Don't you want to see this badge?

1313
01:10:57.680 --> 01:10:59.740
Mr. President.
Could you excuse us for one moment?

1314
01:10:59.840 --> 01:11:00.841
Okay.

1315
01:11:09.840 --> 01:11:11.205
Mr. President.

1316
01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:15.047
Jesus, Jerry, you're embarrassing
the hell out of me, man.

1317
01:11:15.280 --> 01:11:16.740
What gives?

1318
01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:18.842
- A badge.
- Yeah.

1319
01:11:19.000 --> 01:11:20.340
I get it. You want a badge.

1320
01:11:20.440 --> 01:11:21.885
Congratulations. You got it.

1321
01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:24.020
But now I gotta go home.

1322
01:11:24.120 --> 01:11:25.780
Well, let me ask you something, Jerry.

1323
01:11:25.880 --> 01:11:28.121
What exactly are you rushing home for?

1324
01:11:29.040 --> 01:11:31.042
My life. Charlotte.

1325
01:11:33.040 --> 01:11:34.849
I'm going to ask her to marry me.

1326
01:11:36.120 --> 01:11:38.180
Jerry, that's fantastic.

1327
01:11:38.280 --> 01:11:39.884
- Yeah.
- That's fantastic, man.

1328
01:11:40.000 --> 01:11:42.380
Hey. Hey, I'll tell you what.

1329
01:11:42.480 --> 01:11:44.050
Charlotte likes horses, right?

1330
01:11:44.560 --> 01:11:46.700
I'm going to call her up
and give her the good news myself.

1331
01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:48.882
I'm gonna buy you guys a ranch
right outside Memphis.

1332
01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:52.140
You know you don't need to
buy my friendship, right,

1333
01:11:52.240 --> 01:11:54.971
'cause I am your friend.

1334
01:11:55.560 --> 01:11:56.980
I don't need your cars

1335
01:11:57.080 --> 01:11:58.730
or your rings or your mansions.

1336
01:12:00.200 --> 01:12:01.406
I love you, E.

1337
01:12:02.680 --> 01:12:04.887
Not the thing.

1338
01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:07.206
The person.

1339
01:12:10.200 --> 01:12:12.248
But I have to go home.

1340
01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:14.921
Okay?

1341
01:12:17.680 --> 01:12:19.170
Yeah, I get it.

1342
01:12:24.760 --> 01:12:26.364
You know you got this, mister.

1343
01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:30.091
Excuse me, Mr. President?

1344
01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:34.002
How long does it take you
to get to the airport?

1345
01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:36.763
Well, I don't...

1346
01:12:37.040 --> 01:12:39.281
The motorcade can get us
to National in about seven minutes.

1347
01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:41.180
There we go then.

1348
01:12:41.280 --> 01:12:42.964
We can set my guy
up with that, right, chief?

1349
01:12:43.080 --> 01:12:45.180
He needs to get back to his girlfriend,
you know how it is.

1350
01:12:45.280 --> 01:12:47.442
We absolutely cannot have a civilian
in the transport...

1351
01:12:47.560 --> 01:12:48.800
Chapin, shut up.

1352
01:12:48.920 --> 01:12:50.445
It never hurt a man
to bend the rules a little bit.

1353
01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:52.500
Yeah? Get this one
an escort to the airport.

1354
01:12:52.600 --> 01:12:53.601
I'm done with that.

1355
01:12:53.960 --> 01:12:54.961
Yes, sir.

1356
01:12:56.440 --> 01:12:57.620
Thank you, sir.

1357
01:12:57.720 --> 01:12:59.563
- By all means.
- Thank you.

1358
01:13:01.360 --> 01:13:03.931
I'll walk you out, man.
Pardon me, Mr. President.

1359
01:13:06.440 --> 01:13:07.780
What in the good God is going on?

1360
01:13:07.880 --> 01:13:09.700
- I don't know, sir.
- Jesus Christ, get me Henry.

1361
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:10.801
Yes, sir.

1362
01:13:14.280 --> 01:13:15.805
I have to make a classified call...

1363
01:13:17.240 --> 01:13:18.969
- Maybe you could...
- Yes, sir. Yes.

1364
01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:20.721
Thank you.

1365
01:13:23.000 --> 01:13:25.002
What are you, a fucking potted plant?

1366
01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:28.484
You really are a six, Jerry.

1367
01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:32.220
Sixes can be tenacious
in achieving their goals.

1368
01:13:32.320 --> 01:13:34.448
Stubborn, until they become
deeply attached.

1369
01:13:35.320 --> 01:13:37.580
In which case they are a devout slave

1370
01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:39.603
to those they love.

1371
01:13:41.000 --> 01:13:42.220
They also make friends

1372
01:13:42.320 --> 01:13:44.900
more easily than any other number.

1373
01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:46.331
With the exception of five.

1374
01:13:47.120 --> 01:13:48.849
That's dead-on.

1375
01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:50.841
What does it say about eight?

1376
01:13:51.280 --> 01:13:52.327
Oh, boy.

1377
01:13:53.760 --> 01:13:56.206
Eights are invariably misunderstood.

1378
01:13:56.760 --> 01:13:58.260
Can be quite lonely at heart.

1379
01:13:58.360 --> 01:13:59.691
A deep and mercurial nature.

1380
01:13:59.800 --> 01:14:01.500
Great spirit of individuality.

1381
01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:05.491
And can play an important part
on life's stage.

1382
01:14:06.760 --> 01:14:08.888
Although one that is usually fatalistic.

1383
01:14:10.040 --> 01:14:11.940
Or as an instrument of fate

1384
01:14:12.040 --> 01:14:13.371
in the lives of others.

1385
01:14:19.320 --> 01:14:21.129
Merry Christmas, six.

1386
01:14:21.360 --> 01:14:23.010
Merry Christmas, eight.

1387
01:14:24.040 --> 01:14:25.620
Yeah, well, I can't make that decision

1388
01:14:25.720 --> 01:14:26.721
until there's evidence...

1389
01:14:26.840 --> 01:14:29.286
I've got to go. I'll call you back, Henry.

1390
01:14:29.400 --> 01:14:32.722
Well, it has been a pleasure, Mr. Presley.

1391
01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:34.300
And it's a great thing to know

1392
01:14:34.400 --> 01:14:37.563
that we have allies
in the entertainment community.

1393
01:14:41.720 --> 01:14:42.846
You made the right choice, sir.

1394
01:14:46.080 --> 01:14:49.620
And I swear, I will do whatever I can
to uphold the law, Mr. President.

1395
01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:51.140
Well, it means a great deal to us

1396
01:14:51.240 --> 01:14:53.561
that you're so willing to lend a hand.

1397
01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:54.980
Thank you, Mr. President.

1398
01:14:55.080 --> 01:14:58.562
And now, as a small token
of my appreciation,

1399
01:14:58.720 --> 01:15:00.140
I would like to present you with a gift.

1400
01:15:00.240 --> 01:15:01.480
Sonny?

1401
01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:02.980
Those dudes took it, boss.

1402
01:15:03.080 --> 01:15:04.241
Those rent-a-cops out front.

1403
01:15:04.520 --> 01:15:06.761
- You mean the Secret Service.
- Yes, sir. They got it.

1404
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:07.820
They've got his gift.

1405
01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:09.660
Would you go find it, Chapin,
and bring it back?

1406
01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:10.761
Yes, sir.

1407
01:15:18.880 --> 01:15:20.882
Mr. President, you know any karate?

1408
01:15:21.720 --> 01:15:23.722
No. I have to admit
I don't know any karate, no.

1409
01:15:24.120 --> 01:15:26.771
Well, it's not just about self-defense.

1410
01:15:27.840 --> 01:15:29.420
It's about self-control.

1411
01:15:29.520 --> 01:15:32.020
Mind and body discipline, you know.

1412
01:15:32.120 --> 01:15:34.260
Would you like to see a demonstration?

1413
01:15:34.360 --> 01:15:36.020
Well, I think we probably have to...

1414
01:15:36.120 --> 01:15:37.360
Sonny.

1415
01:15:42.760 --> 01:15:43.966
All right, where should I...

1416
01:15:44.080 --> 01:15:45.650
No, you just back up, Mr. President.

1417
01:15:50.480 --> 01:15:51.481
Fumikiri!

1418
01:15:51.640 --> 01:15:53.369
- Mawashi-geri!
- Mawashi-geri!

1419
01:15:53.600 --> 01:15:56.888
Now, what I basically just said
is that I'm going to engage him in a fumikiri,

1420
01:15:57.440 --> 01:16:00.860
which is like an upward thrust to the jaw
followed by a high kick,

1421
01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:05.090
which most likely in real life
would render the recipient unconscious.

1422
01:16:06.640 --> 01:16:08.005
Sonny, come on.

1423
01:16:18.840 --> 01:16:20.740
That's how you could
take down your opponent

1424
01:16:20.840 --> 01:16:22.300
in the Shotokan style.

1425
01:16:22.400 --> 01:16:25.380
Well, that is very impressive.

1426
01:16:25.480 --> 01:16:28.245
That's how I learned
to develop these knuckles of steel.

1427
01:16:30.320 --> 01:16:32.084
Hey, come on, feel them.

1428
01:16:34.440 --> 01:16:35.965
All right, now slap 'em.

1429
01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:39.500
Slap 'em. Come on, harder.

1430
01:16:39.600 --> 01:16:41.329
Harder. Let it out. Let it out.

1431
01:16:42.680 --> 01:16:46.526
Those are the steel claws
of a tiger, Mr. President.

1432
01:16:49.200 --> 01:16:50.361
Mr. President.

1433
01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:52.760
Thanks, boss.

1434
01:16:53.480 --> 01:16:54.641
Let me just check this is clear.

1435
01:16:54.800 --> 01:16:55.847
Already clear.

1436
01:16:58.120 --> 01:16:59.167
Okay.

1437
01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:00.726
Fantastic.

1438
01:17:01.360 --> 01:17:02.600
This is a chrome-plated,

1439
01:17:02.720 --> 01:17:04.860
World War II commemorative,
Colt model 1911,

1440
01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:06.883
semi-automatic, .45-caliber pistol.

1441
01:17:07.440 --> 01:17:10.620
The 1911 is a model
of power and reliability.

1442
01:17:10.720 --> 01:17:14.460
And designed by
the great John Moses Browning himself.

1443
01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:15.540
Wow!

1444
01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:16.780
I'm sure I don't have to tell you,

1445
01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:19.620
this is a standard issue side arm
of the United States Armed Forces

1446
01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:22.540
and, well, is
my preferred weapon of choice, too, sir.

1447
01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:26.042
What is the engraving there, on the side?

1448
01:17:26.160 --> 01:17:27.860
This is a real collector's piece, sir.

1449
01:17:27.960 --> 01:17:31.885
You see, it says
"December 11 th, 1941 to May 7th, 1943."

1450
01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:34.540
That is in commemoration of
the European, African,

1451
01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:36.220
and Middle Eastern theater of operations.

1452
01:17:36.320 --> 01:17:38.460
Well, that's when I was there. '43.

1453
01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:39.721
I know, sir.

1454
01:17:40.400 --> 01:17:42.641
That's why I got it for you.

1455
01:17:43.480 --> 01:17:44.925
And these here are the...

1456
01:17:45.480 --> 01:17:48.660
Well, that's where the silver bullets
are supposed to be.

1457
01:17:48.760 --> 01:17:51.081
I suppose the Secret Service
took care of that.

1458
01:17:53.160 --> 01:17:56.060
Well, this is an incredible gift.

1459
01:17:56.160 --> 01:17:59.060
And I am so grateful that
you have gotten this for me.

1460
01:17:59.160 --> 01:18:00.980
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome, sir.

1461
01:18:01.080 --> 01:18:02.820
I tried to present Vice President Agnew

1462
01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:04.763
with a very special side arm as well.

1463
01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:06.410
But he refused.

1464
01:18:06.600 --> 01:18:08.011
Well, that surprises me.

1465
01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:11.126
Yeah. Well, he said because
he's an elected official

1466
01:18:11.240 --> 01:18:12.765
he wasn't allowed to accept gifts.

1467
01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:15.020
But that he would be glad to accept it
once he left office...

1468
01:18:15.120 --> 01:18:16.451
Excuse me, Mr. President.

1469
01:18:18.240 --> 01:18:20.083
Yeah. Good job.

1470
01:18:20.280 --> 01:18:23.020
Well, I suppose I should be
getting ready for my shindig.

1471
01:18:23.120 --> 01:18:25.441
Well, it's been
an absolute pleasure, Elvis.

1472
01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:27.050
Thank you, Mr. President. You as well.

1473
01:18:27.440 --> 01:18:28.521
Mr. Presley.

1474
01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:30.130
To Julie.

1475
01:18:30.240 --> 01:18:31.780
Julie.

1476
01:18:31.880 --> 01:18:33.540
What's the matter,
the other one don't like me?

1477
01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:36.020
She likes the Beach Boys.

1478
01:18:36.120 --> 01:18:37.940
The Beach Boys.

1479
01:18:38.040 --> 01:18:39.405
Good Vibrations.

1480
01:18:43.440 --> 01:18:45.020
You want one too, Bud?

1481
01:18:45.120 --> 01:18:46.326
If you don't mind, Mr. Presley.

1482
01:18:46.440 --> 01:18:48.169
Of course.

1483
01:18:50.320 --> 01:18:51.540
Thank you.

1484
01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:52.971
No sweat, man. Sonny.

1485
01:19:04.160 --> 01:19:05.161
Sayonara.

1486
01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:15.603
Good day. I like him. Let me see that.

1487
01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:25.006
"Cool cat."

1488
01:19:26.120 --> 01:19:27.531
You guys think I'm a cool cat?

1489
01:19:29.440 --> 01:19:31.180
I like it. All right.

1490
01:19:31.280 --> 01:19:32.520
Get me Henry on the phone.

1491
01:19:32.800 --> 01:19:35.041
You know, I've told him 1,000 times,

1492
01:19:35.160 --> 01:19:36.220
we have to wear them down.

1493
01:19:36.320 --> 01:19:38.527
We just wear down,
and this whole goddamn thing

1494
01:19:38.640 --> 01:19:41.691
between the Iraqis and the Syrians
will go away in a couple of weeks.

1495
01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:43.450
Go on, go on. For God's sake.

1496
01:19:44.840 --> 01:19:46.420
- On my honor...
- On my honor...

1497
01:19:46.520 --> 01:19:48.780
I will never betray my badge,

1498
01:19:48.880 --> 01:19:52.220
my integrity,
my character or the public trust.

1499
01:19:52.320 --> 01:19:55.260
I will never betray my badge,
my integrity, my character

1500
01:19:55.360 --> 01:19:56.940
or the public trust.

1501
01:19:57.040 --> 01:19:58.326
So help me God.

1502
01:19:59.200 --> 01:20:00.281
So help me God.

1503
01:20:01.720 --> 01:20:03.370
- Thank you, sir.
- Congratulations.

1504
01:20:05.200 --> 01:20:07.680
Well, sweetheart, I'm glad you like it.

1505
01:20:07.880 --> 01:20:09.940
Yeah, no, he was very nice.

1506
01:20:10.040 --> 01:20:11.724
Yes, very well-informed.

1507
01:20:12.720 --> 01:20:16.220
Well, perhaps your dad
is cooler than you'd like to think?

1508
01:20:16.320 --> 01:20:17.731
Damn it.

1509
01:21:58.600 --> 01:22:00.011
Yeah, I guess I'm back.

1509
01:22:01.305 --> 01:22:07.633
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