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So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City

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preserved both inside and out.

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At the time of its construction,

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it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence.

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Interesting fact.
This grandfather clock was on the Titanic

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and was saved by Sir Aldridge.

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A Romanian woman and her child were
forced to leave the lifeboat to make room.

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Over here,

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you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.

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It's said that, in this very room, P.T. Barnum
first had the idea to enslave elephants.

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And if you'll follow me...

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Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.

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On the morning of October 25th, 1894,
Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,

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when his breakfast was not waiting for him.

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So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.

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Why?

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Because, during the night, one by one,

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they had each been stabbed to death
in their sleep.

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It was later discovered

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they were murdered by his eldest daughter,

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Gertrude Aldridge.

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Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary,

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"I know God makes no mistakes,

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"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built Gertrude's personality."

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Now, to spare the family public humiliation,

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instead of turning her in to the police,

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they locked her in this basement.

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And they fed her

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through this slot.

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Years later, when a new owner moved in,

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they dug out her remains.

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But, after repeatedly hearing strange sounds,

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he sealed it shut.

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That's right.
No one has opened this door since then.

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Okay.

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Follow me.

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Maybe steer clear of the door.

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Sorry, Sir Aldridge.
I got to get out of here!

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Garret, you idiot.

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No.

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No.

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No! No! No!

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No! No!

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No!

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Daniel. Teresa.

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Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.

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- Erin, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hello, Phil.

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- Good morning, Jack.
- Hi.

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- Did you hear the news?
- Tell me.

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I'm lecturing in the big hall today.

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- Darling, that's wonderful.
- I know.

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- This is what you're wearing?
- What?

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I have someone I want you to meet.

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Phyllis, I would like
to introduce Erin Gilbert.

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She specializes in
theoretical particle physics.

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I'm a huge fan.

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This is such an honor to meet you.

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Phyllis is guest lecturing
in Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.

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Erin just learned she's being published.

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Yes, well, I'm very proud.

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I don't allow my lab
to submit to journals anymore.

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I think journals tamper with the process
and ultimately hurt scientific research.

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Yeah. It's like when scientists get caught up,
you know, in those dumb awards.

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- You know...
- Awards are massively important.

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Yes, no, I was saying
it'd be dumb not to go after awards,

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'cause that's where science really shines.

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It's, unfortunately, the only way
to draw attention to good science.

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Excellent point.

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All right. I should be going.

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Hey, Simon.

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Well, I'm going to lecture right now

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in the big hall.

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It's good that it's big, too, 'cause I've got
a lot of big ideas I'm going to be spreading.

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Hey, good luck on your tenure review.
Make me proud.

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Fingers crossed.

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Not that crossing your fingers
means anything, 'cause it doesn't.

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I couldn't disagree more.

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It's been proven that superstitions
can have tremendous performance benefits.

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Exactly. I'm wrong about everything.

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All right. Well, I'm gonna try to get out
of here without stepping on these cracks.

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I don't want my mom calling me, like...

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See, when they change direction,
you've got to...

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So, you know her?

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Ding dong.

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Yeah.

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Sean, that is an excellent question.

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As you can see from my calculations,

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we will soon be able to combine
general relativity and quantum theory.

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Teaching in the big hall. Big day.

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Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!

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Big hall!

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Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak
to you about something you wrote.

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I'm sorry. Yes. What...

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What publication?

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I'm talking about your book.

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Book.

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I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
my class will be here any minute.

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You're Erin Gilbert, right?

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Co-author of Ghosts from Our Past:

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Both Literally and Figuratively:
The Study of the Paranormal?

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I think you're looking
for a different Erin Gilbert.

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One that likes very long titles.

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Okay. But this really does look like you.

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What? No.

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Yeah, that's me.

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Look, it was a very long time ago,

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and it was just a gag
between a couple of friends.

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I'm sorry.

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A 460-page gag?

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The first sentence is, "This is not a joke."

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What do you want?

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Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.

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I'm the historian at the Aldridge Mansion,
and I believe it's haunted.

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If you could just come take a look.

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I tried the police, but I just sound crazy.

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I'm sorry.
That book you're holding is utter nonsense.

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I don't even know how you got that.
I thought I burned both copies.

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It's on Amazon. Both hard copy and e-book.

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- What?
- It's on Books on Tape, too.

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Only, I know how to read.

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Is it now?

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No!

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No, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna kill you, Abby.

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Erin.

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Hi! Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.

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We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.

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Great.

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But I saw that you had
a recommendation letter

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from Dr. Branum at Princeton.

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Their science department
is really not what it used to be.

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And I would consider getting a referral
from a more prestigious college.

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More prestigious than Princeton?

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Yes.

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You see, I think you're an asset
to modern physics,

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but I would hate to see you
throw it down the drain.

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No. No, no, no, sir.
I won't throw it down the drain.

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And I will get on that letter.

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Yes. Princeton.
More like Prince-tons of dummies go there.

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About your clothes...

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Yes? Did you...

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Too sexy for academia?

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Never mind.

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No, no, no. What is it?

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- Never mind!
- I don't...

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Abby. You promised you wouldn't do this.

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"Abigail continues her passion
for the study of the paranormal

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"at the Kenneth P. Higgins
Institute of Science."

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Come on, F7!

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Are you kidding me?

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Hello?

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I've been waiting a long time.

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Has been a while, hasn't it?

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Hope you brought me more than one wonton.

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Excuse me?

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Well, well, well.

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Erin.

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Abby.

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Bennie.

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Yes, I know who you are, Bennie.
Can I just...

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Can I have my lunch
that I've been waiting an hour for?

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You know they make
smaller headphones now, right?

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It's an advance in science.

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Thank you for asking.

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Probably the future you're looking at.

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Here you go.

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Why don't you show Miss Gilbert to the door.

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It's just the same door we came in from.

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- Yeah, I know how to get out. It's figurative.
- It's really not that hard.

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- No, I'm okay.
- Don't.

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- I tried.
- Poorly.

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You put our book online
without my permission.

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I don't need your permission.

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Of course you need my permission.
I wrote that book with you.

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My name is on it.

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No. Absolutely not.

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That book is a whole new
revenue stream for me.

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And I'm, like, one-tenth away from
getting a new mini fridge in here.

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Look, I am up for tenure right now.

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"I'm up for tenure."

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And if my colleagues at Columbia University
google my name,

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that is the first thing that comes up.

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Along with a ghost emoji now,
thank you very much,

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- that does a little dance.
- You know what?

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That book was our baby.

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And you abandoned that baby
before it even learned to fly!

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Okay, well, books can't fly.
And neither can babies, so...

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You don't know. I'll tell you what.

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If I had a human baby that could fly,
I wouldn't be telling the press about it.

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If I had a flying baby,
I'd zip this, and so would you.

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There is no experimental backing
for anything in that book.

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And it makes me look like a crazy person.

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- God! Are you kidding me?
- What?

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I got one wonton!

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I got a tub of soup,
and I got one split wonton.

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Look at that, just floating there.

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I'm sorry you're having
a soup crisis right now.

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There's not even any meat in there.
That's just a carrot.

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Abby, please.

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- Yes.
- Abby!

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I got one wonton!

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What do I have to do?

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I will take my top off for Bennie
if it gets me three more wontons.

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I swear to God.

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You carry a lot of tension in your shoulders.

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I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?

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Holtzmann. Virgo.

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Avid skier. Gluten-full.

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And 100% jazzed to meet you.

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Don't get too close to her, Holtzmann.

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She'll ask you to write a book,
and then she'll squash your dreams.

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Okay.

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Holtzmann works with me here in the lab.

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She's a brilliant engineer and very loyal.

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She would not abandon you.

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I get it.

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She also happens to specialize in
experimental particle physics.

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- She was almost hired by CERN.
- That's very impressive.

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What happened?

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- There was a lab incident.
- But he's gonna wake up.

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- He woke up yesterday.
- Great.

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Then he screamed
and went back into a coma.

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Well, I bet all that screaming
tuckered him out.

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Can we get back to our discussion please?

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Gosh, it sounds like a great time,
but I'm gonna have to say no

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because Holtzmann and I are really busy here

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actualizing what we just
theorized about in our book.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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We're incredibly close on the hollow laser
for the reverse tractor beam.

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Really close.

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You're making a reverse tractor beam?

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Abby, why don't you let her listen
to the EVP.

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- What EVP?
- No. Not... There's no EVP.

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- EVP is electro...
- Electro voice phenomenon.

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I'm familiar. I know what it means.

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And there's never been one substantiated.

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There hasn't? There hasn't been one...

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You know what? You come with me.

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With a suit on and you get so cocky.

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A few months ago, we spent eight nights
at the Chelsea Hotel.

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We didn't get anything.

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Well, we didn't think so.

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And then later, in the lab, when we were
reviewing these tapes...

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- You really got me.
- You know what?

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Usually we can't even get people over here.

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- But we have never...
- She came right over to it.

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Never had anybody actually
put their face down close to the machine.

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It's a cool joke. That was funny.
It's disgusting.

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Is it more or less disgusting
if I tell you it came from the front?

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- You didn't...
- I can do it live if you want.

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00:15:05.240 --> 00:15:07.049
What's next? You gonna give me a wedgie?

252
00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:11.444
No. I think both of us pretty much feel
you have enough stuck up your butt.

253
00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:12.887
Burn!

254
00:15:14.520 --> 00:15:16.761
Okay, you know what, I thought
we could have an adult conversation,

255
00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:18.604
but apparently we can't.

256
00:15:18.680 --> 00:15:21.001
Erin, if you don't believe
in this stuff anymore,

257
00:15:21.080 --> 00:15:23.082
then why were you looking for the book?

258
00:15:23.160 --> 00:15:27.165
A man came to see me at my work
saying his building was haunted.

259
00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:28.767
What building?

260
00:15:28.840 --> 00:15:30.444
The Aldridge Mansion.

261
00:15:30.520 --> 00:15:32.602
It's obviously a joke.

262
00:15:34.840 --> 00:15:36.365
What are you doing?

263
00:15:37.480 --> 00:15:38.561
See, this is, this is exactly...

264
00:15:38.640 --> 00:15:40.529
- You want to go find some ghosts?
- Yes.

265
00:15:43.000 --> 00:15:44.047
Break!

266
00:15:46.040 --> 00:15:48.168
- Wait, you're going?
- I got the pack.

267
00:15:49.040 --> 00:15:50.804
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.

268
00:15:50.880 --> 00:15:52.723
Come on. Let's go!

269
00:15:52.800 --> 00:15:54.131
I'm not going with you guys.

270
00:15:54.200 --> 00:15:55.804
No. Are you kidding?

271
00:15:55.880 --> 00:15:57.245
You were never invited!

272
00:15:57.320 --> 00:15:59.687
I need you out of the lab,
so I can lock the door.

273
00:16:00.760 --> 00:16:02.091
Well, you said "let's," so...

274
00:16:02.160 --> 00:16:03.571
- Oh, my God. Just pull the...
- We're wasting time.

275
00:16:03.640 --> 00:16:05.130
Just close the door behind you, it'll lock!

276
00:16:05.200 --> 00:16:06.486
Abby, wait!

277
00:16:07.000 --> 00:16:08.525
Hey! Taxi!

278
00:16:09.160 --> 00:16:10.491
- Hey! Hey!
- Abby.

279
00:16:10.560 --> 00:16:12.005
Abby, come on.

280
00:16:12.080 --> 00:16:14.082
Please, Abby, just
take the book down. Please.

281
00:16:14.520 --> 00:16:15.885
All right, all right,

282
00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:19.203
but you have to introduce us
to this guy at the Aldridge Mansion.

283
00:16:19.280 --> 00:16:20.486
Yes, he would love to meet you.

284
00:16:20.560 --> 00:16:22.801
Then I will consider, maybe,

285
00:16:22.880 --> 00:16:25.929
taking the book down
until you get your stupid tenure

286
00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:27.365
at your stupider college.

287
00:16:27.440 --> 00:16:29.727
Absolutely. Yes, I will. Yes, of course!

288
00:16:34.160 --> 00:16:35.321
You got it?

289
00:16:37.240 --> 00:16:39.163
Excuse me! Excuse me!

290
00:16:39.480 --> 00:16:40.686
We're not open.

291
00:16:40.760 --> 00:16:42.524
- Can I help you?
- Yes. Hi.

292
00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:43.931
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.

293
00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.685
- I wanted to introduce these people to him.
- Hi there.

294
00:16:46.760 --> 00:16:48.524
He came to see me this morning.

295
00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:50.489
- Ed Mulgrave?
- Yes.

296
00:16:50.560 --> 00:16:53.131
But Ed Mulgrave died 15 years ago.

297
00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:55.004
- Yes! That's awesome!
- What?

298
00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:56.684
Dead for 15 years!

299
00:16:56.760 --> 00:16:58.922
Ed's a ghost! Knew it!

300
00:16:59.280 --> 00:17:00.566
I just saw him today...

301
00:17:01.520 --> 00:17:02.601
He's...

302
00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:04.161
So, who is this?

303
00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:06.368
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.

304
00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.169
Okay. That's obviously who I meant. That's...

305
00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:12.768
Hi, Junior. If I may, when is the last time
the paranormal entity was actually seen?

306
00:17:12.840 --> 00:17:16.811
And if you were to rank it, let's say between
probably a T1 and T5...

307
00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:20.043
Garret here saw it on Tuesday,
and I believe it made him soil himself.

308
00:17:20.120 --> 00:17:22.168
- Jesus.
- Wow. Soiling.

309
00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.004
I'd put that at a T3.

310
00:17:24.320 --> 00:17:25.606
T4, if it was poop.

311
00:17:25.680 --> 00:17:27.125
- What?
- Unless you ate something weird.

312
00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:28.406
Then it wasn't the ghost.

313
00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:30.608
Kinda hard to suss that out
after the fact though.

314
00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:31.920
I didn't soil myself.

315
00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:34.844
He did. He called me sobbing, saying,
"Oh, my God, my pants are toast."

316
00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:37.366
Did you happen to keep
a sample of the soiling?

317
00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:38.441
A sample?

318
00:17:38.520 --> 00:17:40.443
- Okay. All right.
- I'd love to get that back to the lab.

319
00:17:40.520 --> 00:17:43.251
Well, so I have made the introduction.

320
00:17:43.320 --> 00:17:44.765
- Yeah, thank you.
- There you go.

321
00:17:44.840 --> 00:17:46.683
All right, well, how 'bout
you take us across the street.

322
00:17:46.760 --> 00:17:49.331
I got to get in there, set up.
Let's go on a tour.

323
00:17:50.600 --> 00:17:52.011
You're gonna die in there.

324
00:17:52.920 --> 00:17:54.251
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.

325
00:17:54.320 --> 00:17:56.129
And we are rolling.

326
00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:58.168
Checking the settings. We look good.

327
00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:00.207
What is that?

328
00:18:00.280 --> 00:18:03.045
Looks like one of those things
that makes cotton candy.

329
00:18:03.120 --> 00:18:05.009
It's a PKE meter.

330
00:18:05.520 --> 00:18:08.888
There's a ghost anywhere around here,
this baby's gonna find it.

331
00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:10.326
Does it work?

332
00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:12.681
Yeah, it works.

333
00:18:12.760 --> 00:18:16.446
I just haven't had the appropriate proximity
to an entity for it to work.

334
00:18:16.520 --> 00:18:18.010
Strange reading here.

335
00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.131
Ma'am, can you tell us where you got
the world's tiniest bow tie?

336
00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:24.364
It came with the shirt.

337
00:18:25.760 --> 00:18:29.082
Okay, somebody really doesn't
want us getting in that door.

338
00:18:29.280 --> 00:18:31.521
Can you tell us what it's like
to walk around in those shoes all day?

339
00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:33.768
- It's not fun.
- All right.

340
00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:36.120
Holtzmann, check this out.

341
00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:37.361
Hold your ponies.

342
00:18:59.440 --> 00:19:00.965
All right. Good gag.

343
00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:02.565
Hey, are you getting that?

344
00:19:02.640 --> 00:19:03.687
Very funny.

345
00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:06.684
Is everything a joke to you guys?

346
00:19:06.840 --> 00:19:08.001
Just your mama.

347
00:19:08.080 --> 00:19:10.242
No, actually, I think the world of your mom.

348
00:19:10.320 --> 00:19:12.322
You guys put all that
gooey stuff on the floor.

349
00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:15.281
You opened the basement door.
You tried to freak me out.

350
00:19:15.400 --> 00:19:16.970
We did not open the basement door...

351
00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:19.247
Basement door is open.

352
00:19:20.520 --> 00:19:22.841
- I didn't open it. Did you open it?
- I did not open it.

353
00:19:23.200 --> 00:19:26.044
You know what, it was probably Ed.
And the guy who didn't poop his pants.

354
00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:28.806
Look over there.

355
00:19:34.240 --> 00:19:35.844
I didn't even know it did that.

356
00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:40.843
- I... My ears just...
- Mine just popped, too.

357
00:19:40.920 --> 00:19:41.921
That is definitely...

358
00:19:42.000 --> 00:19:43.684
- An AP-xH shift. Yes!
- Shift.

359
00:19:43.760 --> 00:19:46.240
- I mean, for sure. That's...
- Guys?

360
00:19:46.800 --> 00:19:48.564
I don't think we're alone.

361
00:19:48.640 --> 00:19:49.880
Holy crap.

362
00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:51.445
Let me have the camera. Thank you.

363
00:19:51.520 --> 00:19:52.601
Okay.

364
00:19:57.240 --> 00:19:58.844
How can you be eating right now?

365
00:19:58.920 --> 00:20:00.331
Once you pop...

366
00:20:09.840 --> 00:20:11.569
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

367
00:20:11.880 --> 00:20:13.484
Good God.

368
00:20:13.560 --> 00:20:15.244
Class 4 apparition.

369
00:20:15.320 --> 00:20:16.845
Distinct human form.

370
00:20:16.920 --> 00:20:18.809
This can't be happening.

371
00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:20.484
It's happening, all right.

372
00:20:20.560 --> 00:20:22.449
That's the most beautiful thing
I have ever seen.

373
00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:27.651
I'm gonna try to talk to it.

374
00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:31.561
Just be careful, she could be malevolent.

375
00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:33.529
Yeah, just make sure you're recording it.

376
00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:35.125
- Yeah, I'm getting it all.
- Okay.

377
00:20:35.200 --> 00:20:36.531
Just be cautious.

378
00:20:36.760 --> 00:20:39.047
I think she wants to communicate with us.

379
00:20:39.120 --> 00:20:40.406
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

380
00:20:41.120 --> 00:20:43.009
It's okay. She seems peaceful.

381
00:20:44.360 --> 00:20:45.691
Hello.

382
00:20:46.080 --> 00:20:47.605
I think you're gorgeous.

383
00:20:49.280 --> 00:20:50.566
Hello. Hi.

384
00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:54.763
My name is Erin Gilbert,
Doctor of Particle Physics at Columbia...

385
00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:07.444
- Yes!
- God!

386
00:21:07.520 --> 00:21:08.760
She's getting away! Come on!

387
00:21:10.360 --> 00:21:12.089
- Hurry, hurry!
- Run!

388
00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:13.650
- Get it, get it!
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?

389
00:21:14.280 --> 00:21:16.044
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
- There!

390
00:21:20.600 --> 00:21:22.045
What just happened?

391
00:21:22.120 --> 00:21:23.690
Abby, what just happened?

392
00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:27.686
I'll tell you what just happened.
We saw a ghost.

393
00:21:27.760 --> 00:21:28.966
- We saw a ghost!
- Yeah, we saw a ghost!

394
00:21:29.040 --> 00:21:30.690
We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!

395
00:21:30.760 --> 00:21:32.285
- We saw a ghost.
- We saw a ghost!

396
00:21:32.840 --> 00:21:34.649
Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!

397
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:38.209
We were right! We weren't crazy!

398
00:21:43.280 --> 00:21:44.645
We saw a ghost!

399
00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:46.529
Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real!

400
00:21:46.600 --> 00:21:49.171
I believe in ghosts 'cause I just saw one!
They're real!

401
00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:53.330
Who is that?

402
00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:55.323
Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit.

403
00:21:56.240 --> 00:22:00.643
It was re-blogged
from a site entitled Ghost News.

404
00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:03.242
Not a publication I'd heard of.

405
00:22:03.320 --> 00:22:06.085
I hope you understand that
when we give someone tenure...

406
00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:07.890
I accept your tenure.

407
00:22:07.960 --> 00:22:11.806
When we give someone tenure,
they represent this institution.

408
00:22:12.120 --> 00:22:15.522
But this is just not
what this institution is about.

409
00:22:18.560 --> 00:22:19.561
Dr. Gibbons.

410
00:22:20.800 --> 00:22:22.848
Found mold in my office, so I gotta move.

411
00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:25.685
Don't tell anyone.
I don't want people to panic or anything.

412
00:22:25.760 --> 00:22:26.966
Kids, hello.

413
00:22:27.040 --> 00:22:30.442
I didn't get fired. Even though
I have the old plant in the box.

414
00:22:31.520 --> 00:22:34.285
Margaret, hi.
Just taking my plant out for some air.

415
00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.883
Just like to carry it in this box
with all my other personal stuff.

416
00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:41.322
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil...

417
00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:44.051
If you turn around, you'll see me.
I'm right behind you.

418
00:22:44.120 --> 00:22:45.963
Yeah. He's looking at that chart.

419
00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:48.926
Couldn't figure that out, either.
Call me when you figure that out.

420
00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:50.570
Haven't been able to.

421
00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:51.886
Samantha. Hi. How are you?

422
00:22:51.960 --> 00:22:55.362
Sixty. Seventy.

423
00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:57.522
Sometimes, I like to
put all my stuff from my office in a box

424
00:22:57.600 --> 00:23:00.809
and just do some exercises
and just use it as weights. Eighty.

425
00:23:02.600 --> 00:23:04.807
Well, I hope you're happy.

426
00:23:05.400 --> 00:23:08.131
That video you posted got me fired.

427
00:23:08.800 --> 00:23:09.801
Fired!

428
00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:15.165
- No! God, no! We will all die.
- Turn to ash from the inside out.

429
00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:17.522
- What?
- Put it down. Carefully.

430
00:23:19.440 --> 00:23:22.728
- Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God.
- Fired!

431
00:23:22.800 --> 00:23:24.962
After years,

432
00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:26.801
years of hard work.

433
00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:28.120
And ass-kissing.

434
00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:30.248
God, I kissed so many
different kinds of asses.

435
00:23:30.320 --> 00:23:33.483
Erin, we're sorry that you lost your job.

436
00:23:33.560 --> 00:23:36.325
But, I mean, there is
kind of a glass is half full aspect of it.

437
00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:38.528
I mean, we saw a real ghost.

438
00:23:38.600 --> 00:23:40.090
You know, and she was beautiful.

439
00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:43.170
Till she dislocated her jaw
and ecto-projected all over you.

440
00:23:43.240 --> 00:23:45.846
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere,
by the way, in every crack.

441
00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:50.323
But, I got to say, even that was
kind of spectacularly beautiful.

442
00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:54.522
I did detect a heavy ionization discharge.

443
00:23:54.600 --> 00:23:55.601
I mean, I could smell it.

444
00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:59.571
A full-torso transmogrification
with corporeal aggression.

445
00:23:59.640 --> 00:24:01.529
I mean, how often does that happen?

446
00:24:01.600 --> 00:24:03.443
I mean, they want us to be quiet about that?

447
00:24:03.520 --> 00:24:05.409
We are not gonna be quiet about that.

448
00:24:05.480 --> 00:24:08.689
And it's not just us.
We have over 100 comments already.

449
00:24:08.800 --> 00:24:10.131
And they're not all crazies.

450
00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:11.611
Come here, I want to show you this.

451
00:24:13.600 --> 00:24:15.045
Read that.

452
00:24:15.120 --> 00:24:17.726
"Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghosts."

453
00:24:17.800 --> 00:24:19.370
No, no. Okay.

454
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:21.090
The one below it.

455
00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:24.767
This woman is describing
a Class 3 haunting in her house.

456
00:24:24.840 --> 00:24:27.207
She can't just move.
She can't call the police.

457
00:24:27.280 --> 00:24:29.089
She can't call her friends.
Who's she gonna call?

458
00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:31.162
Ghost Jumpers!

459
00:24:31.280 --> 00:24:33.681
Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers
make contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.

460
00:24:33.760 --> 00:24:35.728
God! These phonies!

461
00:24:35.800 --> 00:24:37.040
I mean, you know what?

462
00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:39.722
These guys are the reason you got fired.

463
00:24:39.800 --> 00:24:43.885
It's because of stuff like this that makes it
impossible for us to do our real work.

464
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.731
This cannot be the best option for people.

465
00:24:46.800 --> 00:24:49.963
Okay, we are on the cusp of something here,
a real discovery.

466
00:24:50.800 --> 00:24:54.771
Unlike Columbia,
this institute is 100% behind us.

467
00:24:54.840 --> 00:24:55.921
Really?

468
00:24:56.000 --> 00:25:00.244
Erin, this is what we have dreamed about
since we were little kids.

469
00:25:00.360 --> 00:25:04.843
I know that if you come and join us here,
they are gonna be so pumped.

470
00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:07.446
We just have to go upstairs
and ask for more money.

471
00:25:07.520 --> 00:25:10.490
I just honestly didn't realize
your department still existed.

472
00:25:10.560 --> 00:25:13.086
- What?
- Come on, ghosts?

473
00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:18.451
I will not let the 12-year reputation of
this fine institution be besmirched by you!

474
00:25:18.840 --> 00:25:22.561
Come on! Suddenly this place
has a classy reputation to uphold?

475
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.450
You're only dean now
because the last dean went to jail.

476
00:25:25.520 --> 00:25:27.329
Are you saying that I'm not qualified?

477
00:25:27.400 --> 00:25:29.607
You spell science with a "Y."

478
00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:33.446
And what's upsetting about that is
I don't think you know that that's wrong.

479
00:25:33.520 --> 00:25:36.683
This is an institution of higher learning.

480
00:25:36.760 --> 00:25:38.649
And if you guys want to study "ghosts,"

481
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:42.281
do it somewhere else,
because I have two words for you.

482
00:25:42.360 --> 00:25:43.805
Let me guess, "Get out"?

483
00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:46.531
- No, he's gonna say "suck it."
- He's not gonna say "suck it."

484
00:25:46.760 --> 00:25:48.171
Suck it.

485
00:25:48.600 --> 00:25:49.806
- You were right.
- You know...

486
00:25:49.880 --> 00:25:51.041
My gosh.

487
00:25:52.040 --> 00:25:53.326
I think it might be a ghost.

488
00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:55.290
No, it's not. It's just a bird.

489
00:25:55.360 --> 00:25:56.691
Bye. There's the door.

490
00:25:56.760 --> 00:25:58.967
Later days. Can you hear this?
Let me turn it up.

491
00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:02.811
Oh, my God.

492
00:26:04.040 --> 00:26:06.407
This is incredibly immature behavior.

493
00:26:09.080 --> 00:26:10.241
Caught it.

494
00:26:10.400 --> 00:26:12.004
Just a minor setback.

495
00:26:12.080 --> 00:26:14.401
You know what, guys?
I think we can really do this.

496
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:17.643
We can become the first scientists to prove
the existence of the paranormal.

497
00:26:17.760 --> 00:26:19.922
All we have to do is
find an entity and capture it

498
00:26:20.000 --> 00:26:23.004
and bring it into a controlled environment.
That's all!

499
00:26:23.400 --> 00:26:26.609
Hey! There's the Erin I remember.
Welcome back.

500
00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:28.808
- Thank you.
- Nice.

501
00:26:28.880 --> 00:26:30.564
Okay, we should probably
get this equipment out of here.

502
00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:32.768
- They're gonna want it back.
- I thought this stuff was yours.

503
00:26:32.840 --> 00:26:33.966
- All stolen.
- No...

504
00:26:34.040 --> 00:26:36.327
Hey! That worthless garbage
belongs to this school!

505
00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.290
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!

506
00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:40.285
Go, go, go, scatter!

507
00:26:46.840 --> 00:26:49.047
Hey. Good morning.

508
00:26:49.120 --> 00:26:50.451
Okay.

509
00:26:50.840 --> 00:26:53.207
Hey, how you doing, sir? Got a Metro...

510
00:26:53.280 --> 00:26:56.523
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man.
I got that jacket.

511
00:26:56.600 --> 00:26:58.887
You know what? It's a sweater.
I made a mistake.

512
00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:00.291
You have a good day, all right?

513
00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:03.204
Hey! How you doing, man?

514
00:27:03.280 --> 00:27:04.850
They'll always ignore you.

515
00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:09.847
They are walking sewage, concerned
only with their own trivial matters.

516
00:27:10.120 --> 00:27:11.201
Okay.

517
00:27:11.280 --> 00:27:12.611
When the Fourth Cataclysm begins,

518
00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:16.730
laborers, such as yourself,
will be among the last led to the butchery.

519
00:27:16.800 --> 00:27:19.007
So, make the most of your extra time.

520
00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:23.121
You are just a bundle of joy, ain't ya?

521
00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:25.646
You have a good day with your crazy ass.

522
00:27:26.800 --> 00:27:28.290
I wonder what train he taking.

523
00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:33.289
Is he going on the tracks?

524
00:27:34.840 --> 00:27:35.841
Man...

525
00:27:42.200 --> 00:27:44.362
You want to use the bathroom,

526
00:27:44.440 --> 00:27:47.683
there's a perfectly nice bathroom
upstairs at Starbucks.

527
00:28:06.840 --> 00:28:08.251
Hey, hey!

528
00:28:08.320 --> 00:28:10.402
Hey, you're not supposed to be
down here, man. Only subway...

529
00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:34.441
What in the sweet hell?

530
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:38.920
Exquisite.

531
00:28:42.560 --> 00:28:44.562
I'm cool, dude. Yeah.

532
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:48.881
Forget this, man!

533
00:28:48.960 --> 00:28:51.201
Forget this!

534
00:29:00.120 --> 00:29:02.407
Aldridge Mansion? Check.

535
00:29:03.080 --> 00:29:05.162
Seward Street subway station?

536
00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:06.321
Check.

537
00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:08.530
Well done, Rowan.

538
00:29:08.640 --> 00:29:10.768
But still so many more checks to go.

539
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:14.730
You have been bullied your entire life.

540
00:29:15.520 --> 00:29:17.602
Now you will be the bully.

541
00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.125
Trust in your abilities,

542
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:24.807
and the universe shall bend before your will.

543
00:29:25.120 --> 00:29:28.681
Hey, weirdo.
We got a clogged toilet in 1843. It's bad.

544
00:29:28.760 --> 00:29:30.922
I mean, like, biblically bad. Get on it.

545
00:29:31.520 --> 00:29:32.681
Absolutely.

546
00:29:32.760 --> 00:29:34.603
Nothing would make me happier.

547
00:29:35.000 --> 00:29:36.923
Whatever, freak show. Just do it.

548
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:44.209
And the universe shall bend before your will.

549
00:29:47.120 --> 00:29:48.849
Charge the lines.

550
00:29:49.160 --> 00:29:50.321
Create the vortex.

551
00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:52.121
Break the barrier.

552
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:55.891
I found a fantastic spot for your business.

553
00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:57.291
It's more of a research lab.

554
00:29:58.120 --> 00:30:00.248
- What do you think?
- That's it?

555
00:30:00.360 --> 00:30:01.885
Let's go see your new home.

556
00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:03.801
- Oh, my God! Look at...
- Look at it!

557
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:05.769
- Look at how high!
- Look at the amazing spread!

558
00:30:05.840 --> 00:30:07.490
Look at the ceiling to the floor height!

559
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:11.249
Look at this. Look at it.

560
00:30:12.760 --> 00:30:13.761
It's perfect.

561
00:30:13.840 --> 00:30:15.569
- We got tons of space.
- Stripper pole!

562
00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:17.210
- We'll take it.
- Great.

563
00:30:17.280 --> 00:30:19.931
- The rent is $21,000 a month.
- Fuck you.

564
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:22.651
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry. That's the rent?

565
00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:24.563
- Yeah.
- Who can afford that?

566
00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:25.971
All your friend said was that

567
00:30:26.040 --> 00:30:28.281
you were looking for a place
to explore the unknown.

568
00:30:28.360 --> 00:30:30.089
Okay, we need to explore
something a lot cheaper.

569
00:30:30.280 --> 00:30:31.361
There's an upstairs!

570
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:33.408
Are you offended by the smell
of Chinese food?

571
00:30:36.080 --> 00:30:39.721
I have now moved above you,
and you still can't help me out.

572
00:30:39.800 --> 00:30:43.043
How does it take you an hour
to go up one flight of stairs?

573
00:30:43.120 --> 00:30:44.451
I have really bad knees.

574
00:30:44.800 --> 00:30:45.926
You know what?

575
00:30:46.560 --> 00:30:47.527
What is that?

576
00:30:47.600 --> 00:30:49.523
It's our hot and sour shrimp soup.

577
00:30:49.600 --> 00:30:53.207
That looks like dishwater and one shrimp,
and I think it's...

578
00:30:53.280 --> 00:30:55.169
I hope that's a water chestnut.

579
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:14.524
We're dancing? Okay.

580
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:16.200
Let's be safe, though.

581
00:31:21.080 --> 00:31:23.970
Holtz. Holtz. Holtzmann!

582
00:31:24.040 --> 00:31:25.451
Fire!

583
00:31:26.320 --> 00:31:27.970
Over towards the fire.

584
00:31:32.720 --> 00:31:33.767
Thank you.

585
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:37.811
I hate to DeBarge in.

586
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:40.563
- She loves that.
- Is that by DeBarge?

587
00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:41.766
I thought it was Devo.

588
00:31:41.840 --> 00:31:44.047
Anyway, I got the website up.

589
00:31:44.120 --> 00:31:46.043
I passed out a bunch of these fliers
all over town,

590
00:31:46.120 --> 00:31:47.929
so I'm drumming us up a little business.

591
00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:51.004
"If you see something, say something."

592
00:31:51.080 --> 00:31:52.730
- It's catchy.
- It's good.

593
00:31:52.800 --> 00:31:56.009
- Yeah, I'll take it.
- I think it might be the anti-terrorism slogan.

594
00:31:56.080 --> 00:31:57.491
God.

595
00:31:58.040 --> 00:32:00.122
- It is, isn't it?
- It is. I'm sorry.

596
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:02.282
Well, I guess now we know
why so many people are calling

597
00:32:02.360 --> 00:32:04.488
about suspicious-looking bags.

598
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:06.446
Dang it.

599
00:32:06.520 --> 00:32:08.522
- I love the green paper!
- Thank you.

600
00:32:10.120 --> 00:32:13.681
Hey. I'm here about the receptionist job.

601
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:16.322
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

602
00:32:16.560 --> 00:32:18.244
Is this a big ol' robot?

603
00:32:18.720 --> 00:32:19.846
What?

604
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:22.764
The receptionist job that was in the paper.
That's what I was here about.

605
00:32:22.840 --> 00:32:24.205
You're hired.

606
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.967
Okay, I... God, you're all sweaty.

607
00:32:30.040 --> 00:32:32.646
I think I got it.
"If there's something strange in the..."

608
00:32:37.040 --> 00:32:38.041
Kevin. Right?

609
00:32:38.120 --> 00:32:39.121
- Kevin.
- Yeah.

610
00:32:39.200 --> 00:32:40.565
Abby. We spoke on the phone.

611
00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:41.766
- We did. Yeah.
- Hello there.

612
00:32:41.840 --> 00:32:43.080
- Okay.
- Kevin.

613
00:32:44.200 --> 00:32:45.884
That's a manly name.

614
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:48.406
My name's Erin. With an "E."

615
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:50.687
For "everything you want."

616
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:54.042
Okay. Well, we should probably...

617
00:32:54.960 --> 00:32:56.166
Should probably get started.

618
00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:58.163
Erin? Do you want to join us?

619
00:32:58.240 --> 00:33:00.641
- Yes.
- Erin.

620
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:02.165
I've got some questions.

621
00:33:02.520 --> 00:33:04.522
Okay. Here we go.

622
00:33:04.600 --> 00:33:07.285
Let me just get to my notes.

623
00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:09.366
Okay.

624
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:11.408
All right, first off, I just want to say...

625
00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:14.086
You know, we should probably start with
a very important question

626
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:17.721
that we're asking all of the applicants.

627
00:33:17.800 --> 00:33:20.326
You know, are you seeing anyone right now?

628
00:33:22.600 --> 00:33:23.567
- Seeing anyone?
- Yeah.

629
00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:26.086
- Just for business purposes.
- Business purposes only.

630
00:33:26.760 --> 00:33:27.966
Well, I'm seeing all three of you.

631
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:30.486
In front of me.

632
00:33:30.560 --> 00:33:34.690
Just forget she even asked, because
if she did, that would be illegal, so...

633
00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:36.001
Forgotten.

634
00:33:36.080 --> 00:33:37.081
Good.

635
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.128
No, I've forgotten.
I don't know what you asked.

636
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:41.641
There we go.

637
00:33:41.960 --> 00:33:43.530
Jillian Holtzmann, Radio Times.

638
00:33:43.600 --> 00:33:47.321
What have you been doing
with your whole life?

639
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:48.526
Great question.

640
00:33:48.600 --> 00:33:50.841
Well, lots of different jobs.

641
00:33:51.280 --> 00:33:53.521
I did the "actor thing."

642
00:33:54.120 --> 00:33:56.122
- Worked for...
- I'm just gonna... Just real quick.

643
00:33:56.800 --> 00:33:58.802
Can I ask why no glass?

644
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.450
Yeah. They just kept getting dirty,
so I took them out.

645
00:34:03.080 --> 00:34:04.127
- That's...
- Don't have to clean them anymore.

646
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:05.201
- Oh, boy.
- And I can just...

647
00:34:05.280 --> 00:34:07.282
- I got to try to keep that in mind.
- Yeah.

648
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:09.727
Would it be okay
if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes?

649
00:34:09.800 --> 00:34:11.882
He has major anxiety problems.

650
00:34:12.080 --> 00:34:15.482
You know what? I would love
to let your cat live here with you,

651
00:34:15.560 --> 00:34:17.881
but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.

652
00:34:18.240 --> 00:34:19.571
No, I don't have a cat.

653
00:34:19.640 --> 00:34:22.211
He's a dog. His name is Mike Hat.

654
00:34:22.680 --> 00:34:24.603
Your dog's name is My Cat?

655
00:34:24.680 --> 00:34:26.170
No, Mike Hat.

656
00:34:26.240 --> 00:34:28.481
Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?

657
00:34:28.560 --> 00:34:30.324
Well, his full name is Michael Hat.

658
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.087
I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs, so...

659
00:34:33.160 --> 00:34:34.889
It's all right. He lives with my mum.

660
00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:37.008
- Well, then we have that figured out.
- Okay. That was...

661
00:34:37.080 --> 00:34:39.162
One down. No cat.

662
00:34:39.240 --> 00:34:41.641
But you know what I say, let's jump ahead.

663
00:34:42.200 --> 00:34:44.487
Kevin dabbles in web design.

664
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:48.361
And I asked him to throw together
maybe a couple of logos for us.

665
00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:49.811
- You want to see them?
- Now is your moment.

666
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:51.086
Pull it out.

667
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:52.841
Sure.

668
00:34:53.120 --> 00:34:55.600
You're like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

669
00:34:56.120 --> 00:34:57.485
Here we go.

670
00:34:57.560 --> 00:34:58.766
Okay, so...

671
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:00.930
What do you think of that?

672
00:35:03.360 --> 00:35:06.921
Yeah, you do see how this
might make us look bad, right?

673
00:35:07.680 --> 00:35:10.206
Is it the boobs you don't like?
'Cause I can make them bigger.

674
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:11.964
No, I can see them.

675
00:35:12.040 --> 00:35:14.202
Ghost Tits was my nickname
in middle school.

676
00:35:14.280 --> 00:35:15.327
Right?

677
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.607
You know what? I think
it's not always about the end result.

678
00:35:17.680 --> 00:35:19.091
It's about the journey.

679
00:35:19.160 --> 00:35:20.605
Well, what about this one?

680
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:25.685
I think that's already a thing.

681
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:26.807
What, 7-1-1?

682
00:35:26.880 --> 00:35:28.006
It's 7-Eleven.

683
00:35:28.080 --> 00:35:29.491
Yep, it is. I have another option, though.

684
00:35:29.560 --> 00:35:31.050
- Okay, please.
- It's this one.

685
00:35:32.080 --> 00:35:33.241
That's one of my favorites.

686
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:36.125
I think you might've made a mistake.
I don't think that one's for us.

687
00:35:36.200 --> 00:35:37.645
No. No, that's for you.

688
00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:41.805
You know, I just thought the floating hot dog
implies that a ghost is holding it.

689
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.765
Your work is more cerebral than I expected.

690
00:35:47.080 --> 00:35:49.321
Still, so many questions about that choice.

691
00:35:49.720 --> 00:35:52.007
First one is, why a hot dog?

692
00:35:52.240 --> 00:35:54.083
I just like them.

693
00:35:54.640 --> 00:35:56.722
Both food groups, all in one.

694
00:35:57.560 --> 00:35:59.688
Dogs and buns.

695
00:35:59.800 --> 00:36:01.165
- Those are great.
- Yeah.

696
00:36:01.240 --> 00:36:04.483
We're actually gonna
discuss everything just for a second,

697
00:36:04.560 --> 00:36:06.210
so if you could just stand over there,

698
00:36:06.280 --> 00:36:08.169
- we just need to convene for a moment.
- Okay.

699
00:36:08.240 --> 00:36:09.685
- Sure. All right.
- Thank you.

700
00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:11.041
Just go right over there.

701
00:36:11.120 --> 00:36:12.246
Don't listen.

702
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:13.881
I won't.

703
00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:15.927
He covered his eyes.

704
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:21.325
Guys, look, as much as
I would like to have him here to look at...

705
00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:22.640
What?

706
00:36:23.240 --> 00:36:24.890
You don't find him attractive?

707
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:26.527
Kevin?

708
00:36:28.080 --> 00:36:29.650
God, no. Poor guy.

709
00:36:31.600 --> 00:36:34.444
- I don't know, guys. I don't know.
- Come on, Erin.

710
00:36:34.520 --> 00:36:35.965
We need help around here.

711
00:36:36.040 --> 00:36:37.769
We cannot keep carrying
that equipment up here.

712
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:41.009
And I know the phones aren't ringing
off the hook right now, but they will be.

713
00:36:41.080 --> 00:36:42.923
You know,
an aquarium is a submarine for fish.

714
00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:44.490
Listen, let's just see
how the rest of the day goes.

715
00:36:44.560 --> 00:36:48.849
You know, talk to other people, and we will
hire who is most qualified, okay? Deal?

716
00:36:48.920 --> 00:36:51.161
There are no other people.
He's the only applicant.

717
00:36:51.240 --> 00:36:52.241
Excellent.

718
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:56.884
God, that's loud.

719
00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:58.610
- It's loud.
- It's loud.

720
00:36:59.200 --> 00:37:01.601
Kevin. You got the job.

721
00:37:01.680 --> 00:37:03.250
- Welcome aboard.
- Cool.

722
00:37:03.600 --> 00:37:04.886
Can I bring my suitcases up?

723
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:06.291
Yep, you sure can.

724
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:07.921
Look at him.

725
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:11.047
Ma'am?

726
00:37:11.120 --> 00:37:14.442
Hi, ma'am. If you're waiting for takeout,
you should really wait downstairs.

727
00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:18.286
This... The magazine was here,
so, I don't know,

728
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:20.488
I just thought that might be
your waiting room.

729
00:37:20.560 --> 00:37:22.767
You know, fun fact about this place,

730
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.411
that this building is built in the same place

731
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:29.007
as the first Chinese gambling den
in New York. Did you know that?

732
00:37:29.080 --> 00:37:31.447
I mean, it's, like, coincidence.

733
00:37:31.560 --> 00:37:34.211
Also, I got chased by a ghost.

734
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:36.561
What?

735
00:37:36.640 --> 00:37:39.405
You know, up above us
was the old New York prison.

736
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:42.563
It's the first place in New York
that they electrocuted people.

737
00:37:42.640 --> 00:37:45.041
I'm telling you, it used to take so long

738
00:37:45.120 --> 00:37:48.044
that they'd just be like, "Shoot him.
We using too much electricity."

739
00:37:48.160 --> 00:37:50.561
That's why I knew something weird
was going on down here, man.

740
00:37:52.480 --> 00:37:53.481
Did you see that?

741
00:37:55.000 --> 00:37:56.286
- Yes. I saw that.
- Did you see that?

742
00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:58.249
- That wasn't me.
- I saw that quite a bit.

743
00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:01.087
Wait, wait. Hey! Seriously? For real?

744
00:38:01.160 --> 00:38:02.286
'Ey. Come on, man.

745
00:38:02.720 --> 00:38:04.927
- Didn't I tell you?
- Is he down here all the time?

746
00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:07.128
He think this is his art studio.

747
00:38:07.200 --> 00:38:09.851
No, no. My studio is in SoHo.
This is more of a gallery.

748
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:11.160
Okay, hello there.

749
00:38:11.600 --> 00:38:16.003
Have you seen a Class 4, semi-anchored
entity anywhere in the vicinity?

750
00:38:16.080 --> 00:38:18.162
- You talking like a boat?
- Can you speak English?

751
00:38:18.240 --> 00:38:20.288
- I'm being specifically clear.
- Let me. Let me.

752
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:22.971
Hi. Have you seen a ghost down here?

753
00:38:23.040 --> 00:38:24.280
- Okay, that's clearer.
- Yeah.

754
00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:26.089
- Yeah, I've seen a ghost.
- You, too?

755
00:38:26.160 --> 00:38:27.127
Yeah.

756
00:38:27.240 --> 00:38:28.844
Would you be able to describe it to us?

757
00:38:30.840 --> 00:38:31.887
- Thank you.
- But...

758
00:38:32.200 --> 00:38:33.406
Come on, man. Come on, man.

759
00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:34.766
No, no, no, no. Let him, let him...

760
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:35.807
- I'll take a visual.
- No! I can't let him.

761
00:38:35.880 --> 00:38:36.881
This is my job. I'm gonna get fired!

762
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:38.286
- We want the visual!
- No, no, this is very helpful.

763
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:39.964
This is not helpful for me.

764
00:38:40.040 --> 00:38:42.088
'Ey. Look at me. Stop.

765
00:38:43.680 --> 00:38:45.523
- Stop painting.
- I'm so sorry.

766
00:38:45.600 --> 00:38:46.647
I don't like this on my wall.

767
00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:47.761
You don't want it here anymore?

768
00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:49.842
- I don't want this ghost on my wall.
- No ghost.

769
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:51.160
- Let me fix this, then.
- Well, I...

770
00:38:51.240 --> 00:38:52.241
No ghosts allowed.

771
00:38:52.320 --> 00:38:53.765
- You know what? You know what?
- Right?

772
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:55.080
- Get your ass up out of here.
- Come on.

773
00:38:55.160 --> 00:38:56.286
Bye, Patty!

774
00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:57.805
- I love you.
- Man!

775
00:38:57.880 --> 00:38:59.370
This ain't art!

776
00:38:59.800 --> 00:39:01.086
And y'all encouraging him.

777
00:39:01.160 --> 00:39:02.491
Come on!

778
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:05.606
Come on!

779
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:10.246
Am I on crack, or is that a good logo?

780
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:12.962
Guys, I cannot do it by myself.

781
00:39:13.040 --> 00:39:15.771
This equipment is untested
and highly unstable.

782
00:39:16.360 --> 00:39:19.967
All right, ladies, we got a limited window
for when the next train arrives,

783
00:39:20.040 --> 00:39:21.087
I'm telling you.

784
00:39:21.160 --> 00:39:22.321
And don't touch the third rail

785
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.643
unless y'all little dainty ass
can handle 750 volts.

786
00:39:28.560 --> 00:39:30.164
- Come on.
- You know what?

787
00:39:30.240 --> 00:39:33.244
I should've gave you some coveralls, man.
It's so unsanitary down here.

788
00:39:33.320 --> 00:39:37.405
You know, you don't usually think about
the amount of urine smell.

789
00:39:37.520 --> 00:39:41.002
That's pretty much how it's gonna be.
It's not gonna freshen up at all.

790
00:39:41.080 --> 00:39:42.650
Oh, boy. Okay.

791
00:39:43.080 --> 00:39:45.162
Definitely got something over here.
Look at... Is that...

792
00:39:45.240 --> 00:39:46.366
What is that, a burn?

793
00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:48.090
That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.

794
00:39:48.280 --> 00:39:49.281
What was it?

795
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.603
Baby, if I knew what it was,
I wouldn't say "a weird sparking thing."

796
00:39:52.720 --> 00:39:54.802
You're mouthy. I like that.

797
00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.047
It looks like fission scorch.

798
00:39:58.120 --> 00:40:00.771
What? Fission scorch down here?

799
00:40:00.840 --> 00:40:02.171
Except that you're right.

800
00:40:02.240 --> 00:40:05.528
What is... Wait, I'm smelling
both electrical discharge

801
00:40:05.600 --> 00:40:07.204
- and isotopic decay.
- Isotopic decay.

802
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:08.770
How is that... Holtzmann?

803
00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:11.081
- Yeah. What?
- Come here. I need your snoot on this.

804
00:40:11.960 --> 00:40:12.961
Am I nuts?

805
00:40:13.160 --> 00:40:14.161
'Ey, 'ey, ladies.

806
00:40:14.240 --> 00:40:17.050
While y'all over there making out
with that dirty piece of garbage,

807
00:40:17.120 --> 00:40:18.849
we only got a couple of minutes.

808
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:22.240
Do you see that?

809
00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:23.970
- The eyes.
- All right, Holtzmann.

810
00:40:24.040 --> 00:40:26.361
- Now is not the time to be messing with...
- No.

811
00:40:29.880 --> 00:40:31.370
Cream and sugar.

812
00:40:31.640 --> 00:40:34.291
Hey, Patty, can I get some
illumination on this subject?

813
00:40:34.440 --> 00:40:35.521
Yeah, I can put some light on that.

814
00:40:36.680 --> 00:40:38.091
Oh, boy!

815
00:40:38.160 --> 00:40:41.084
That is more and more unsettling.

816
00:40:41.160 --> 00:40:43.686
That's the dude I saw!
I'm telling you, that's him!

817
00:40:43.760 --> 00:40:45.000
We got another Class 4,

818
00:40:45.080 --> 00:40:48.289
and this one's even more ionized
than the one at the Aldridge Mansion.

819
00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:50.362
Where are these ghosts coming from?

820
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.124
You know what?
I got to get this thing on film.

821
00:40:52.200 --> 00:40:53.201
- Holtzmann?
- Yup.

822
00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:54.327
- Power us up.
- Okay.

823
00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:56.767
'Cause we are taking this pretty boy
back to the lab.

824
00:40:57.160 --> 00:40:59.367
This is a little rough.
It's in its early stages. Got to be honest.

825
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:01.249
Just gonna plug these things in here.

826
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.766
- Okay, Erin, come here.
- Let me document this.

827
00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:06.447
- Grab it, grab it.
- Wait.

828
00:41:06.520 --> 00:41:08.682
That's gonna shoot a proton stream
at that ghost, okay?

829
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:10.683
So whenever I say, "Go," you just do that.

830
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:12.888
Why am I operating
the untested nuclear laser?

831
00:41:12.960 --> 00:41:14.485
You have the longest arms.

832
00:41:14.560 --> 00:41:15.891
You guys might want to hurry up.

833
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:18.770
Oh, my God. I forgot the most important part.

834
00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:20.251
Yeah. Sorry.

835
00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:23.961
Erin, this is just a little bit of grounding
so you don't die immediately.

836
00:41:24.040 --> 00:41:25.405
Do you know your iron level?

837
00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:27.921
It's fine.

838
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:30.525
You have done this before, right?

839
00:41:30.600 --> 00:41:31.931
Okay, Erin, on my cue.

840
00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:33.645
Aim the barrel at him.

841
00:41:34.040 --> 00:41:36.407
Ready, aim, fire!

842
00:41:41.640 --> 00:41:43.563
Okay, this is a little underwhelming.
Can we get more power?

843
00:41:43.640 --> 00:41:44.971
And once again, fire!

844
00:41:46.680 --> 00:41:48.170
This isn't working!

845
00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:50.883
Can this beam get any stronger?

846
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.281
Well, not at the moment.

847
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:02.010
That's the train! We got to move!

848
00:42:02.120 --> 00:42:03.645
Just try to lure him back to the platform!

849
00:42:05.120 --> 00:42:06.201
Grab her!

850
00:42:06.520 --> 00:42:08.921
- Come on!
- Move, move, move!

851
00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:10.001
Come on, move!

852
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:13.127
- Hurry!
- That's the express train!

853
00:42:13.200 --> 00:42:14.770
And it's not stopping!

854
00:42:15.520 --> 00:42:17.045
It's coming! Get her up!

855
00:42:18.200 --> 00:42:19.486
Not the collar!

856
00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.247
Well, I guess he going to Queens.

857
00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:32.926
He's gonna be the third scariest thing
on that train.

858
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:35.002
God, did you see that?

859
00:42:35.080 --> 00:42:37.082
You can't see anything.

860
00:42:37.200 --> 00:42:40.682
My God! I mean,
that power surge really held him.

861
00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:42.765
We need more juice.

862
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:44.410
We need to be more mobile.
I know what to do.

863
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:45.811
- Yes.
- I almost got killed.

864
00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:47.450
Yeah, I know. It was so awesome.

865
00:42:47.520 --> 00:42:48.521
It was awesome.

866
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:54.131
Everyone thinks this video is fake.
Look at these comments.

867
00:42:54.200 --> 00:42:56.487
We have to bring a ghost back to this lab
and document it, you guys.

868
00:42:56.560 --> 00:42:59.040
I mean, this stuff is real.
We have to be able to prove it.

869
00:42:59.120 --> 00:43:01.043
We will. And you shouldn't
be reading this stuff.

870
00:43:01.120 --> 00:43:02.963
You're not supposed to listen
to what crazy people write

871
00:43:03.040 --> 00:43:04.201
in the middle of the night online.

872
00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:06.123
Look at...
"Bogus equipment"? You know what?

873
00:43:06.200 --> 00:43:08.601
I'd love you to meet me any place, any time.

874
00:43:08.680 --> 00:43:10.603
No, no, no, let's...
You're right. We should...

875
00:43:10.680 --> 00:43:13.160
- Here is your coffee, Abby.
- Thank you.

876
00:43:13.240 --> 00:43:15.129
Did you get sugar in it this time?

877
00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:22.166
I hate coffee.

878
00:43:22.240 --> 00:43:23.890
- Yeah, the sugar's in there.
- Sugar's in it.

879
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:25.527
I'll take it.

880
00:43:25.600 --> 00:43:28.206
Don't want to waste a cup of coffee.

881
00:43:28.760 --> 00:43:31.491
Can we just pretend
that didn't happen, please?

882
00:43:31.560 --> 00:43:33.642
All right, well, what do you think?

883
00:43:33.720 --> 00:43:36.007
I... You know what? I just can't watch that.

884
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:39.849
I'm not sure.
I mean, it's just a lot of bits and pieces.

885
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:42.321
I'm pretty sure none of it is
supposed to be in the subway, though.

886
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:44.846
It's like it was part
of a miniature cyclotron.

887
00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.241
And they used a chromium alloy for the hull.

888
00:43:48.640 --> 00:43:51.246
I would've used aluminum, but I'm crazy.

889
00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:54.410
What's that weird thing that guy said
to the lady from the subway?

890
00:43:55.040 --> 00:43:56.326
I know what you're talking about.

891
00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.323
Fourth Cataclysm. Yeah.

892
00:43:58.960 --> 00:44:00.485
- Hi.
- Fourth Cataclysm.

893
00:44:00.560 --> 00:44:03.166
Man, what they gonna do,
make a fifth one, starring The Rock?

894
00:44:03.240 --> 00:44:05.049
Yeah, you guys, you have a visitor.

895
00:44:05.160 --> 00:44:07.242
She's here to see you in the booth.

896
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:09.322
Booth number one. With the earrings.

897
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:11.808
- Yeah.
- Yeah. We see her now.

898
00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:13.006
- Thanks.
- No worries.

899
00:44:13.080 --> 00:44:14.286
I'm joining the club.

900
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:17.408
Well, it's not really a... I'm sorry.

901
00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:20.968
Kevin. Hi, can you answer the phone, please?

902
00:44:21.040 --> 00:44:22.769
- I can't. It's in the fish tank.
- No.

903
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:24.205
The one on the desk that's ringing. That one.

904
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:25.850
- That one.
- Yep.

905
00:44:26.200 --> 00:44:28.202
- Oh, my God.
- What's this place called again?

906
00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:30.601
Conductors of
the Metaphysical Examination. Talk.

907
00:44:30.680 --> 00:44:34.002
Got it. Conductors of Metamucils and Stuff.

908
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:36.962
Slow down. I... What...

909
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:40.521
They hung up?

910
00:44:40.600 --> 00:44:42.648
No, I was just not into that conversation.

911
00:44:42.720 --> 00:44:46.486
Kevin, I'm really gonna need you
to try a little harder. Okay, buddy?

912
00:44:46.560 --> 00:44:48.927
Well, if they call back, I will.
I got to take off, though.

913
00:44:49.040 --> 00:44:52.010
I'm in a hide-and-seek tournament,
and we are in the semis.

914
00:44:52.080 --> 00:44:55.368
Kevin, I'm gonna need you
to pick up all those suitcases.

915
00:44:56.600 --> 00:44:58.125
Did you hurt your face?

916
00:44:58.200 --> 00:45:01.443
Hey, did y'all hire that big dumb dude?

917
00:45:01.520 --> 00:45:02.601
Bye!

918
00:45:02.720 --> 00:45:04.563
Man, I got a cousin Mookie.

919
00:45:04.680 --> 00:45:08.002
He is half as stupid,
and he will work for Vienna sausages.

920
00:45:08.080 --> 00:45:12.529
The thing is, this isn't really a club.
It's a scientific research group.

921
00:45:12.600 --> 00:45:14.967
And I understand that,
but let me tell you something.

922
00:45:15.680 --> 00:45:17.648
I read a lot of nonfiction,

923
00:45:17.720 --> 00:45:20.485
and you guys know
a lot about this science stuff,

924
00:45:20.560 --> 00:45:21.607
but I know New York.

925
00:45:21.680 --> 00:45:23.409
And check this out!

926
00:45:23.480 --> 00:45:25.721
I can borrow a car from my uncle,

927
00:45:25.840 --> 00:45:28.047
and y'all won't have to lug
all this heavy equipment around.

928
00:45:28.160 --> 00:45:30.083
- Guys, we got to get a car.
- Come on, baby.

929
00:45:30.160 --> 00:45:33.607
You need me. You need Patty.
Patty come with benefits. You need me.

930
00:45:33.680 --> 00:45:35.250
Stop playing like you don't.

931
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:36.401
You're in.

932
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:41.361
Yeah.

933
00:45:41.440 --> 00:45:45.525
You get a car,
and you get a car, and you get a car!

934
00:45:46.360 --> 00:45:50.081
You didn't disclose
that the vehicle was gonna be a hearse.

935
00:45:50.160 --> 00:45:54.131
I'm sorry. My uncle owns a funeral home,
not a Enterprise Rent-A-Car.

936
00:45:54.200 --> 00:45:56.328
Hope you checked to see
there wasn't a body in the back.

937
00:45:57.400 --> 00:45:59.562
I don't think so. I don't really know.

938
00:45:59.640 --> 00:46:00.846
You didn't check?

939
00:46:00.920 --> 00:46:02.046
I mean, I was in a hurry.

940
00:46:02.120 --> 00:46:04.885
I checked to see if we had gas.
That was more important.

941
00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:06.007
So there is a body?

942
00:46:06.080 --> 00:46:08.287
Let Holtzmann check.
She likes that type of stuff.

943
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:11.523
Yeah, I can think of seven good uses
of a cadaver today.

944
00:46:11.600 --> 00:46:13.284
No, Dr. Frankenstein,

945
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:15.806
we got to turn in the body
if there's one in there.

946
00:46:16.120 --> 00:46:18.487
- All right.
- Don't do that.

947
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:25.730
- Excuse me, maintenance man.
- Mrs. Ponner.

948
00:46:25.800 --> 00:46:26.961
How may I help you?

949
00:46:27.040 --> 00:46:31.807
Well, for starters, perhaps you can tell me
what in God's name this is?

950
00:46:32.640 --> 00:46:35.769
Mrs. Ponner, this is nothing more than
some leakage from our air conditioning.

951
00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:39.244
Well, I think it's touched my skin,
and it's given me a rash.

952
00:46:39.480 --> 00:46:40.891
Does it look right?

953
00:46:44.680 --> 00:46:46.762
Mrs. Ponner, I wanted to say no.

954
00:46:48.280 --> 00:46:50.282
But, yes, I'm afraid there is some redness

955
00:46:50.840 --> 00:46:51.841
in here.

956
00:46:52.120 --> 00:46:54.122
- Is it very bad?
- No.

957
00:46:54.720 --> 00:46:56.131
Of course not, Mrs. Ponner.

958
00:46:56.200 --> 00:46:58.965
But I assure you,
whoever is responsible for this

959
00:46:59.720 --> 00:47:03.406
will be flogged within an inch of their life
and then left on the street to die like a pig.

960
00:47:03.720 --> 00:47:07.805
- Well, I didn't ask for that.
- Well, in that case, I'll send up some cream.

961
00:47:21.240 --> 00:47:24.130
I know everyone is anxious,
but we have to be patient.

962
00:47:25.720 --> 00:47:28.405
Who thought it would be funny
to put Earl in that old lady's back?

963
00:47:31.080 --> 00:47:34.050
The guests are starting to complain.

964
00:47:34.160 --> 00:47:37.721
And we don't want to give away any spoilers
before the big show.

965
00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:40.927
See you soon.

966
00:47:41.680 --> 00:47:43.569
Very soon.

967
00:47:43.640 --> 00:47:46.246
Based on the results
of the subway field test...

968
00:47:46.320 --> 00:47:47.890
The one where you were
almost killed, remember?

969
00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:49.041
I remember.

970
00:47:49.120 --> 00:47:53.569
I added a booster using microfabricated
radio-frequency quadrupoles

971
00:47:53.680 --> 00:47:56.445
to speed up particles
before entering the DLA device,

972
00:47:57.160 --> 00:47:59.288
portable, wearable for maximum flexibility.

973
00:47:59.920 --> 00:48:02.571
Then we add the reversible
psychokinetic energy sync

974
00:48:02.640 --> 00:48:05.689
plus Holtzy's hollow beam to this baby,
and voilà.

975
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:06.966
We got a ghost in there.

976
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:09.562
- Slap me.
- Okay.

977
00:48:09.640 --> 00:48:11.085
I will slap you as...

978
00:48:11.480 --> 00:48:13.244
I just want to say
what an exciting moment this is.

979
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:15.243
Holtzmann, I am beyond impressed.

980
00:48:15.320 --> 00:48:16.924
Abby, is that comfortable?

981
00:48:17.000 --> 00:48:19.048
It's a lot heavier than I expected,

982
00:48:19.120 --> 00:48:21.885
and I'm pretty sure
it's compacting my spinal column, but...

983
00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.082
- So you're gonna want to plant your feet firm.
- Okay.

984
00:48:24.160 --> 00:48:26.606
Bend your knees
to compensate for the extra kickback.

985
00:48:26.680 --> 00:48:28.887
All right. Turning the machine on.

986
00:48:31.200 --> 00:48:33.567
Boy, she's got an impressive purr.

987
00:48:33.680 --> 00:48:36.604
Okay, so, that little asshole over there
is the target.

988
00:48:36.680 --> 00:48:37.727
Okay.

989
00:48:37.800 --> 00:48:40.246
Just put your thumb
on that red trigger button there.

990
00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:41.970
- Yeah.
- And go to town.

991
00:48:42.040 --> 00:48:43.041
Okay.

992
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:45.081
And here we go!

993
00:48:51.640 --> 00:48:53.483
I guess she's not
bending her knees enough, right?

994
00:48:54.720 --> 00:48:57.883
She's doing a marvelous impression
of a deflating balloon.

995
00:48:57.960 --> 00:49:00.440
We just got to let her ride it out
until she's out of juice.

996
00:49:00.520 --> 00:49:02.284
She's corkscrewing me!

997
00:49:02.360 --> 00:49:04.089
Abby, I'll make some adjustments.

998
00:49:04.160 --> 00:49:05.491
It's like fighting a gator!

999
00:49:11.840 --> 00:49:13.490
Looking forward to this metal show.

1000
00:49:14.160 --> 00:49:15.161
Hi.

1001
00:49:16.200 --> 00:49:17.201
Ozzy rocks!

1002
00:49:18.720 --> 00:49:19.721
Yeah!

1003
00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:21.165
It's...

1004
00:49:21.240 --> 00:49:22.924
He certainly does rock.

1005
00:49:25.720 --> 00:49:28.041
This world cannot be cleansed fast enough.

1006
00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:29.761
Hi.

1007
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.001
Enjoy the show.

1008
00:49:32.040 --> 00:49:33.041
Rock and roll.

1009
00:49:36.240 --> 00:49:38.288
So, how did the two of you guys meet?

1010
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:41.525
Abby transferred
to my high school, junior year.

1011
00:49:41.600 --> 00:49:43.090
Go, Karate Cats.

1012
00:49:43.160 --> 00:49:47.006
We started telling ghost stories,
and we just kind of bonded right away.

1013
00:49:47.080 --> 00:49:49.845
And all the other kids were, you know,
getting drunk and going to parties,

1014
00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:51.888
and we're like, "That's stupid."

1015
00:49:53.320 --> 00:49:54.890
Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.

1016
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:56.967
You know what? You know what I thought...

1017
00:49:57.040 --> 00:49:59.122
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm just gonna show you. You'll see.

1018
00:49:59.200 --> 00:50:02.283
So, how did y'all get into ghosts?
Did one of you see one?

1019
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:04.490
Yeah, I did.

1020
00:50:04.560 --> 00:50:05.561
Really?

1021
00:50:05.640 --> 00:50:09.850
When I was eight years old,
the mean old lady that lived next door died.

1022
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:14.401
And that night, I woke up

1023
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:16.482
and she was standing at the foot of my bed,

1024
00:50:17.600 --> 00:50:19.762
just staring at me.

1025
00:50:22.600 --> 00:50:26.571
She did that every night for almost a year.

1026
00:50:26.640 --> 00:50:27.766
What?

1027
00:50:28.240 --> 00:50:32.165
And I told my parents,
and they didn't believe me.

1028
00:50:32.920 --> 00:50:34.081
Still don't believe me.

1029
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:36.803
I had to go to therapy for years,

1030
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:39.770
and the kids at school found out,

1031
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:42.730
and they would laugh at me
and make fun of me,

1032
00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.290
call me "ghost girl."

1033
00:50:47.520 --> 00:50:49.602
Abby was the only person who believed me.

1034
00:50:50.640 --> 00:50:52.563
Kids is mean, man. But I believe you.

1035
00:50:53.040 --> 00:50:54.166
Thanks.

1036
00:50:54.240 --> 00:50:56.288
- I have some questions.
- Seriously?

1037
00:50:58.800 --> 00:51:00.404
- Okay, ready?
- Oh, no.

1038
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:02.528
- I found this in a box when we were moving.
- Oh, no.

1039
00:51:04.680 --> 00:51:05.681
Oh, no!

1040
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:06.887
Yes!

1041
00:51:07.000 --> 00:51:09.207
I wish we still had this presentation.

1042
00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:11.442
I mean, it was pretty great.

1043
00:51:11.520 --> 00:51:13.409
I kinda wish I could've seen it, man.

1044
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:15.562
- You might just get your wish, Patty.
- No way.

1045
00:51:15.640 --> 00:51:17.369
Wait, you have it?

1046
00:51:17.520 --> 00:51:19.045
Damn, I wish I hadn't wished that.

1047
00:51:19.120 --> 00:51:21.282
Ghosts, they're real!

1048
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:23.841
Lord, help us.

1049
00:51:28.080 --> 00:51:29.730
- Para...
- ...normal...

1050
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:31.768
- ...is...
- ...normal.

1051
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:33.171
And a valid science.

1052
00:51:33.240 --> 00:51:35.686
- Thank you for requesting this.
- I...

1053
00:51:36.120 --> 00:51:38.600
Why don't I see ghosts
flying around everywhere?

1054
00:51:39.040 --> 00:51:40.485
The barrier stops them.

1055
00:51:40.560 --> 00:51:44.724
It's the last line of defense betwixt
the worlds of the living and the dead.

1056
00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:48.322
Protect the barrier! Protect the barrier!
Protect the barrier!

1057
00:51:48.680 --> 00:51:50.330
Or mankind will end.

1058
00:51:52.360 --> 00:51:53.930
That was really good.

1059
00:51:54.000 --> 00:51:56.002
- That was really good.
- We actually...

1060
00:51:56.080 --> 00:51:58.128
- That was... I'm a little proud of us.
- Yes.

1061
00:51:58.760 --> 00:51:59.761
Rhythmic clapping.

1062
00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:01.968
I'm so goddamn happy
you two are back together.

1063
00:52:03.480 --> 00:52:07.883
Man, I'm gonna tell you right now, y'all,
I was hating it up until the finale,

1064
00:52:07.960 --> 00:52:09.485
but the finale is what got me.

1065
00:52:09.560 --> 00:52:11.130
- Guys, we're on TV.
- What?

1066
00:52:11.200 --> 00:52:15.285
A local team of paranormal investigators
released a video of a proclaimed ghost.

1067
00:52:15.560 --> 00:52:18.848
You can see clearly there's something
in the picture that isn't easily explained.

1068
00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:22.129
Oh, my God! They're showing the video!
We famous! We famous.

1069
00:52:22.240 --> 00:52:23.810
As a result, there are
a lot of questions being asked now

1070
00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:25.689
about the people who shot the video.

1071
00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:29.242
So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...

1072
00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.209
"Ghostbusters"? That is not our name.

1073
00:52:31.280 --> 00:52:32.645
They can't just make up a name
and just call us...

1074
00:52:32.720 --> 00:52:33.721
I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.

1075
00:52:33.800 --> 00:52:35.211
- He's with the Council for Logic and Data.
- Okay.

1076
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:36.566
- Martin Heiss. Okay, okay.
- Okay.

1077
00:52:36.640 --> 00:52:39.371
He is a famed debunker of the paranormal.

1078
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:41.568
Dr. Heiss, you're a highly regarded
scientific authority.

1079
00:52:41.640 --> 00:52:43.688
- Your credentials are impeccable.
- Thank you, Pat.

1080
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.843
If you see something
of true scientific interest in this video,

1081
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:50.811
that goes a long way to legitimize these
Ghostbusters and everything they stand for.

1082
00:52:51.120 --> 00:52:52.724
A game changer, yes.

1083
00:52:53.040 --> 00:52:55.725
So, tell me, Dr. Heiss, is this for real?

1084
00:52:56.680 --> 00:52:58.205
Hell no.

1085
00:52:59.160 --> 00:53:00.810
So, now we're the ghost girls.

1086
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:02.845
I feel your pain, Erin.

1087
00:53:02.920 --> 00:53:05.730
No. You know what? Screw that.

1088
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:07.245
We are scientists.

1089
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:08.651
- Plus Patty.
- Thank you.

1090
00:53:08.720 --> 00:53:11.371
Okay, we believe in provable,
physical results.

1091
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:13.044
- That's what we believe in.
- Yes, we do!

1092
00:53:13.120 --> 00:53:14.281
- Preach.
- I will preach.

1093
00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:15.566
You know what we're gonna do, ladies?

1094
00:53:15.640 --> 00:53:17.847
We're gonna catch a ghost,
we're gonna bring...

1095
00:53:18.160 --> 00:53:19.207
God.

1096
00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:22.011
We're gonna catch a ghost,
bring it back to the lab...

1097
00:53:22.080 --> 00:53:23.320
- Kevin?
- Yes, boss?

1098
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:24.845
Can you answer the phone
that's ringing, please?

1099
00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:26.649
- Buddy.
- Yes, I can, boss.

1100
00:53:27.920 --> 00:53:29.001
Ghostbusters.

1101
00:53:29.080 --> 00:53:30.684
- "Conductors of the Metaphysical..."
- Okay.

1102
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:31.921
Cool. See ya.

1103
00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:34.685
Hey, guys, which one of these
makes me look more like a doctor?

1104
00:53:35.520 --> 00:53:38.490
Me playing saxophone
or me listening to saxophone?

1105
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:40.444
Who was on the phone?

1106
00:53:40.520 --> 00:53:42.363
The Stonebrook Theatre.

1107
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:43.851
There's a goat on the loose.

1108
00:53:45.120 --> 00:53:46.565
I'm gonna load up the car.

1109
00:53:47.640 --> 00:53:48.766
Okay, okay, okay!

1110
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:50.285
Yo, yo, I got something for us, too!

1111
00:53:52.600 --> 00:53:54.568
Hey, hey, hey, you guys,
I got these from work.

1112
00:53:54.640 --> 00:53:55.846
I'm making it official, man.

1113
00:53:55.960 --> 00:53:57.769
You put one of these on,
you won't get slimed again.

1114
00:53:58.240 --> 00:53:59.730
- That's great.
- Yeah, we'll put them on in the car.

1115
00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:01.888
- Okay.
- Erin!

1116
00:54:05.160 --> 00:54:06.161
One second.

1117
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:07.881
Who's that?

1118
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:08.961
Erin!

1119
00:54:11.280 --> 00:54:12.281
Hello, Phil.

1120
00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.682
How do you just completely ignore
my calls and messages for a week?

1121
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:17.762
- Me? Ignore you?
- Yeah.

1122
00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:21.526
You just stood there during the most
humiliating moment of my life.

1123
00:54:21.600 --> 00:54:22.840
Is that her boyfriend?

1124
00:54:23.520 --> 00:54:24.567
- No.
- Sexy.

1125
00:54:24.640 --> 00:54:27.246
Who are you? Who are these people?

1126
00:54:27.320 --> 00:54:29.926
You didn't tell me about
a book that you wrote,

1127
00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:32.685
and now everyone's saying
you're some sort of crazy ghost hunter.

1128
00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:36.128
Okay, well, first of all, that's wrong.
We don't hunt ghosts.

1129
00:54:36.200 --> 00:54:39.488
We stalk them.
And we are very close to trapping one soon.

1130
00:54:40.040 --> 00:54:42.930
And then we will study it
and do reports on it.

1131
00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:45.970
Yeah, he probably dances real sexy.

1132
00:54:46.040 --> 00:54:48.088
You know what I'm saying,
like, just a wind...

1133
00:54:48.360 --> 00:54:50.966
I don't think his hips move at all.

1134
00:54:51.040 --> 00:54:53.327
I think he's mechanical
from, like, the rib cage down.

1135
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:55.528
- No!
- I know how that guy dances.

1136
00:54:55.600 --> 00:54:56.601
- How's he dance?
- Like...

1137
00:54:57.960 --> 00:54:59.041
No!

1138
00:54:59.120 --> 00:55:01.441
I'm telling you, he...
Look, I bet you he get loose and...

1139
00:55:01.520 --> 00:55:03.488
I bet you he pop locks. I bet you...

1140
00:55:03.560 --> 00:55:05.369
He does... No!

1141
00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:07.926
None of that. None of that's happening.

1142
00:55:08.000 --> 00:55:11.641
- It's rigid. It's got a lot of teeth.
- Girl. Please.

1143
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:13.890
And he thinks he's doing you a favor.

1144
00:55:13.960 --> 00:55:15.803
- Man, he rip that...
- And you're like, "Get it off me."

1145
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:18.042
He rip that V-neck off
and he gets it busy, man.

1146
00:55:18.120 --> 00:55:21.761
And he's got... He rips that V-neck off,
he's got another V-neck underneath it.

1147
00:55:23.240 --> 00:55:25.004
And you know what?
I don't care that people think I'm crazy.

1148
00:55:25.080 --> 00:55:26.320
I don't care what you think, or anyone.

1149
00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.607
Because what we're doing here
is groundbreaking.

1150
00:55:28.720 --> 00:55:31.087
It's serious. We're doing important work.

1151
00:55:32.400 --> 00:55:34.004
Hey!

1152
00:55:34.080 --> 00:55:35.411
Look at this beauty!

1153
00:55:38.680 --> 00:55:41.286
Wait a minute.
What did you do to my uncle's hearse?

1154
00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:42.401
I fixed it.

1155
00:55:43.600 --> 00:55:47.366
He works at a funeral home!
I can't take this back with a ghost on it!

1156
00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:49.010
It's our science mobile, I'll have you know.

1157
00:55:49.080 --> 00:55:53.244
And I'm about to go with my science friends,
and we are about to do real work.

1158
00:55:53.320 --> 00:55:55.891
So, good day to you, sir.

1159
00:55:56.600 --> 00:55:58.602
- Erin.
- We gotta go!

1160
00:55:58.680 --> 00:56:00.364
We are late. Get in here.

1161
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:02.522
- Not you, Phil.
- Erin!

1162
00:56:02.600 --> 00:56:04.728
- Funny.
- Erin, we have to... This is not funny.

1163
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:05.841
Just get in the...

1164
00:56:07.680 --> 00:56:09.444
- Erin, please get in.
- Holtzmann, this is not the time.

1165
00:56:09.520 --> 00:56:11.921
You are killing me. Erin.

1166
00:56:13.080 --> 00:56:14.320
We have fun.

1167
00:56:50.440 --> 00:56:51.521
- Let's go.
- Let's go...

1168
00:56:51.600 --> 00:56:52.726
- Did you want to...
- I'm sorry.

1169
00:56:52.800 --> 00:56:54.211
- I'll let you. I'll let you.
- Next time.

1170
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:09.728
Are you the Ghostbusters?

1171
00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:11.404
Actually, we're
the Conductors of the Metaphysical...

1172
00:57:11.480 --> 00:57:13.482
We're... Yes. We're the Ghostbusters.

1173
00:57:20.560 --> 00:57:23.564
"There's a chicken frying itself
in the library."

1174
00:57:23.640 --> 00:57:25.768
- That is strange.
- That is not what he said.

1175
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:27.604
Please, follow me.

1176
00:57:28.760 --> 00:57:30.683
Right away. Please, all of you.

1177
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:34.725
Fernando was down here when
something crawled out of a wall vent, and...

1178
00:57:34.840 --> 00:57:37.081
I heard him screaming, so I went to check,

1179
00:57:37.160 --> 00:57:41.529
and that's when the "thing" was
tossing Fernando all around the room.

1180
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:44.650
I thought it was gonna kill him.
I shrieked when I saw it. I...

1181
00:57:44.920 --> 00:57:48.527
I guess I scared it, because I'm told
that I have a very disturbing scream.

1182
00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:49.921
I could see that.

1183
00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:52.765
Anyway, if you could just mosey around,
you'll probably bump into it.

1184
00:57:52.840 --> 00:57:53.921
'Kay, girls?

1185
00:57:54.720 --> 00:57:56.609
All right. Well, we know
it's down here somewhere.

1186
00:57:56.680 --> 00:57:59.570
Let's split up, and if you see anything,
get on the walkie.

1187
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:01.961
Roger.

1188
00:58:19.560 --> 00:58:21.642
Holtzmann! This is serious!

1189
00:58:21.720 --> 00:58:24.166
And I agree. We all agree.

1190
00:58:24.240 --> 00:58:25.765
Except for Kathy. She doesn't get it.

1191
00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:27.171
All right, come on.

1192
00:58:47.160 --> 00:58:49.686
Guys, I think I got
another one of those devices.

1193
00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:51.683
I just thought this was gonna be
like a book club.

1194
00:58:51.760 --> 00:58:53.842
Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know?

1195
00:58:54.240 --> 00:58:57.164
'Cause I'm telling you right now,
if I see two twins from The Shining,

1196
00:58:57.240 --> 00:58:58.241
I'm gonna pass out.

1197
00:59:01.400 --> 00:59:02.640
Okay, yep.

1198
00:59:03.280 --> 00:59:05.328
Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.

1199
00:59:05.400 --> 00:59:07.880
I don't understand
how I get wrapped up in this stuff.

1200
00:59:09.200 --> 00:59:11.123
I had a good job at the MTA.

1201
00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:14.484
Was it perfect?
No, of course it wasn't perfect.

1202
00:59:14.560 --> 00:59:17.484
But I tell you what, everybody was alive.

1203
00:59:20.440 --> 00:59:21.965
Was that there before?

1204
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:24.209
Please do not answer.

1205
00:59:25.200 --> 00:59:26.645
I said, don't answer!

1206
00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:31.887
Okay...

1207
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:38.881
Hi.

1208
00:59:39.040 --> 00:59:42.010
It's a full paranormal transferal embodiment.

1209
00:59:42.080 --> 00:59:45.243
Erin, all of our theories
on spectral possession are true.

1210
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:48.087
There's a ghost in that thing, and I want it.

1211
00:59:48.160 --> 00:59:49.207
Let's light 'em up!

1212
00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:01.450
Run! We're gonna lose it! Come on!

1213
01:00:01.520 --> 01:00:03.045
- I love your fire!
- Man.

1214
01:00:13.400 --> 01:00:14.925
Upstairs! Go, go, go! Come on!

1215
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:18.570
Why fear what's around you?

1216
01:00:19.240 --> 01:00:21.129
It could be everything you dreamed
And it's about to be true

1217
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:23.680
Yeah

1218
01:00:24.040 --> 01:00:27.089
Come with the one who wants to
drag you away from the shore

1219
01:00:27.160 --> 01:00:28.241
'Cause you're looking for more

1220
01:00:29.160 --> 01:00:30.810
You want some more

1221
01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:33.289
That's not mine!

1222
01:00:36.440 --> 01:00:38.522
I think those machines
are making them stronger!

1223
01:00:38.600 --> 01:00:40.011
That thing is super ionized!

1224
01:00:40.080 --> 01:00:41.570
And super not-benign!

1225
01:00:41.640 --> 01:00:44.211
This music is so terrible,
it's making him more angry.

1226
01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:45.691
Play something gentle!

1227
01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:48.886
Behold the power of the undead!

1228
01:00:50.240 --> 01:00:52.527
We have summoned Satan himself!

1229
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:54.968
For we are the kings of all...

1230
01:01:02.880 --> 01:01:04.803
- Let's do this!
- Go, go.

1231
01:01:18.640 --> 01:01:21.120
This auditorium is Art Deco, you idiots!

1232
01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:22.925
Aim for the ghost!

1233
01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:28.211
Hey, Patty, you take that aisle.
I'll take the far one.

1234
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:31.329
Okay, I need y'all to get out the way!
We need to get up those aisles!

1235
01:01:31.440 --> 01:01:34.011
All right, move, people!
I need to get down that aisle!

1236
01:01:34.080 --> 01:01:36.686
If you're not gonna move,
you're gonna become part of this operation!

1237
01:01:36.800 --> 01:01:38.529
All right, heads up!

1238
01:01:39.520 --> 01:01:40.601
Come on! Move me left!

1239
01:01:41.520 --> 01:01:43.329
Watch the rings. Watch the rings.

1240
01:01:43.400 --> 01:01:44.925
Okay, you sweaty freaks.

1241
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:47.048
I'm 'bout to save you from this ghost!

1242
01:01:51.480 --> 01:01:56.691
Okay, so I don't know if it was a race thing
or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.

1243
01:01:56.760 --> 01:01:58.444
- Pick me up!
- All right, put me down!

1244
01:01:58.520 --> 01:02:01.000
Put me down! Down, down, thank you.

1245
01:02:01.880 --> 01:02:04.451
Okay, Patty, stay still!

1246
01:02:04.520 --> 01:02:06.727
- You have sort of a...
- Okay, I just...

1247
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:08.450
I don't need you to tell me
anything right now.

1248
01:02:08.520 --> 01:02:10.807
- No, no, no... You got a...
- Nope.

1249
01:02:10.880 --> 01:02:13.611
I really need you not to tell me
anything right now.

1250
01:02:13.680 --> 01:02:15.842
- But, Patty, there...
- Hey. I'm tired.

1251
01:02:15.960 --> 01:02:16.961
- No, no, no...
- Listen...

1252
01:02:17.040 --> 01:02:18.451
I'm just gonna go ahead and take off,
how about that?

1253
01:02:18.520 --> 01:02:20.648
No, no, no,
I don't really think that's a good idea.

1254
01:02:20.720 --> 01:02:22.961
- Going to take off...
- Come on, Patty. Patty!

1255
01:02:23.040 --> 01:02:27.090
And I don't want to piss off the ghost.

1256
01:02:27.520 --> 01:02:31.411
Moving, going back to my booth at the MTA,

1257
01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.687
so let me know if you
need some MetroCards.

1258
01:02:33.760 --> 01:02:35.410
- Do it, do it, do it.
- 'Cause I am...

1259
01:02:35.680 --> 01:02:38.126
- Really?
- All right, ladies, light 'em up!

1260
01:02:38.200 --> 01:02:40.089
Patty, stay still.

1261
01:02:40.160 --> 01:02:41.810
Just don't hit Patty anywhere important.

1262
01:02:41.880 --> 01:02:43.166
- What?
- Nothing!

1263
01:02:47.360 --> 01:02:48.566
You gonna get it now!

1264
01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:54.921
Erin, I forgot to tell you, don't let
your beam get entangled with my beam.

1265
01:02:55.040 --> 01:02:57.281
- What? Why?
- It's too much power.

1266
01:02:57.360 --> 01:02:58.646
It would cause a counter reaction.

1267
01:02:58.720 --> 01:03:02.281
The beam would shoot back into your body,
and each atom will implode.

1268
01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:04.567
- What!
- Holtz, open that trap!

1269
01:03:04.640 --> 01:03:05.801
Okay.

1270
01:03:05.880 --> 01:03:08.281
And I'm gonna open it on three.

1271
01:03:08.360 --> 01:03:09.805
- Holtzmann!
- Ready?

1272
01:03:10.120 --> 01:03:11.645
- Sweetie!
- Two...

1273
01:03:11.720 --> 01:03:13.848
- Open the box!
- And one. Okay!

1274
01:03:17.840 --> 01:03:19.888
Erin, doing great. Abby, doing great.

1275
01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:21.803
Patty, try a little harder, okay?

1276
01:03:21.880 --> 01:03:23.530
Get in the box, you hellion!

1277
01:03:25.600 --> 01:03:27.250
Come on, we got you!

1278
01:03:27.320 --> 01:03:28.401
Come on.

1279
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:39.251
Excuse me, gotta get...
Excuse me, excuse me.

1280
01:03:39.320 --> 01:03:40.446
I got a ghost to get. Thank you.

1281
01:03:45.400 --> 01:03:49.086
Did we just catch a ghost?

1282
01:03:49.160 --> 01:03:50.207
Yeah, yeah.

1283
01:03:50.280 --> 01:03:52.044
We put a ghost in a box!

1284
01:03:53.680 --> 01:03:57.207
You want some more, you want some more?

1285
01:03:57.520 --> 01:03:58.521
Yes!

1286
01:03:58.600 --> 01:04:00.648
What you're looking for
You want some more...

1287
01:04:00.720 --> 01:04:01.721
Right in there!

1288
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:04.087
We are the Beasts of Mayhem!

1289
01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:12.968
Sorry, can't buy you another one.

1290
01:04:13.040 --> 01:04:14.121
Yeah!

1291
01:04:17.320 --> 01:04:21.041
Wankers! Black Sabbath did that shit in '74.

1292
01:04:21.720 --> 01:04:23.722
Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters!

1293
01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:25.245
- My gosh.
- Thanks so much.

1294
01:04:25.320 --> 01:04:26.970
Why are there ghosts in New York?

1295
01:04:27.040 --> 01:04:29.611
We made magic today,
and that's all I got to say. I'm Holtzmann.

1296
01:04:29.680 --> 01:04:31.409
Where are these ghosts coming from?

1297
01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:34.570
Are there any more ghosts
inside the theater?

1298
01:04:34.680 --> 01:04:36.170
I think we took it out.

1299
01:04:36.240 --> 01:04:37.241
Listen, we're scientists.

1300
01:04:37.320 --> 01:04:40.847
We're here for the unanswerable questions
and, really, to pursue truth.

1301
01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:42.160
We're the Ghostbusters!

1302
01:04:42.240 --> 01:04:43.685
Yeah!

1303
01:04:45.840 --> 01:04:48.161
Nope. I had him yesterday.

1304
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:49.447
So?

1305
01:04:49.520 --> 01:04:50.681
So, it's your turn.

1306
01:04:51.600 --> 01:04:52.840
Weirdo city.

1307
01:04:53.560 --> 01:04:54.925
Charge the lines.

1308
01:04:55.760 --> 01:04:57.364
Create the vortex.

1309
01:04:57.880 --> 01:04:59.530
Break the barrier.

1310
01:05:00.760 --> 01:05:03.001
Enjoy your fun, Ghostbusters.

1311
01:05:03.520 --> 01:05:06.729
For soon, you shall bow down before me.

1312
01:05:21.600 --> 01:05:22.601
There he is.

1313
01:05:22.680 --> 01:05:24.603
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.

1314
01:05:24.680 --> 01:05:25.727
Kev.

1315
01:05:25.800 --> 01:05:26.881
Go, Kev.

1316
01:05:27.200 --> 01:05:29.089
Go, Kev. Go, Kev.

1317
01:05:29.160 --> 01:05:30.161
Go, Kev.

1318
01:05:30.720 --> 01:05:31.801
Stop, Kev.

1319
01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:33.405
- Watch it!
- Stop, Kev.

1320
01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:35.364
- Watch it.
- Stop it, Kevin.

1321
01:05:41.800 --> 01:05:42.926
Please.

1322
01:05:45.720 --> 01:05:47.245
Get it. Get it.

1323
01:05:48.040 --> 01:05:49.485
This is so good. We have to celebrate.

1324
01:05:49.560 --> 01:05:51.483
- Come on! This is what...
- You're right, you're right.

1325
01:05:51.560 --> 01:05:53.085
- Yep.
- ...legit feels like.

1326
01:05:53.160 --> 01:05:54.161
- Right here. This.
- Yep.

1327
01:05:54.240 --> 01:05:55.446
Oh, my God.

1328
01:05:56.240 --> 01:05:58.083
You have to stop kissing this.

1329
01:05:58.160 --> 01:06:01.209
That... It just makes me feel
so warm and tingly inside.

1330
01:06:01.280 --> 01:06:03.044
That's probably the radiation.

1331
01:06:04.960 --> 01:06:07.281
Hey, guys, I got some pretty cool stuff
cooking up over here,

1332
01:06:07.400 --> 01:06:09.368
if you want to just turn your head.

1333
01:06:09.440 --> 01:06:13.525
I got some newly printed circuit boards,
and I rebuilt the superconducting magnets.

1334
01:06:13.600 --> 01:06:14.840
I improved beam accuracy

1335
01:06:14.920 --> 01:06:17.161
by adding a plasma shield
to the RF discharge chamber.

1336
01:06:17.280 --> 01:06:19.408
I have cryocooler to reduce helium boil-off,

1337
01:06:19.480 --> 01:06:23.166
and to top it all off,
we got a freakin' Faraday cage

1338
01:06:23.240 --> 01:06:25.368
to attenuate RF noise and avoid quenching.

1339
01:06:27.440 --> 01:06:28.521
- Nice!
- All right!

1340
01:06:28.600 --> 01:06:30.568
There's a Smartin Christ here to see you.

1341
01:06:30.920 --> 01:06:33.651
Smartin Christ?

1342
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:36.001
Wait, are you saying "Martin Heiss"?

1343
01:06:36.080 --> 01:06:37.570
- Doctor...
- No. No.

1344
01:06:37.680 --> 01:06:39.808
Dr. Martin Heiss, the famed scientist
and paranormal debunker?

1345
01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:41.848
- He's in this building right now?
- Yeah, that guy.

1346
01:06:43.280 --> 01:06:44.964
Okay, you tell him that we're not here.

1347
01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:47.042
- Wait, what? What?
- I don't want to talk to him.

1348
01:06:47.120 --> 01:06:48.121
They're not here.

1349
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:53.402
Dr. Heiss, hello. Welcome. Dr. Erin Gilbert.

1350
01:06:53.480 --> 01:06:57.724
Is this a good time, Doctor,
or is this dinner rush?

1351
01:06:58.640 --> 01:07:00.324
Why don't you call
and make an appointment?

1352
01:07:00.400 --> 01:07:01.606
It's actually a perfect time.

1353
01:07:01.680 --> 01:07:05.890
We were just
doing some experiments over here.

1354
01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:09.569
Yes, please, have a seat.

1355
01:07:09.640 --> 01:07:11.005
Let's start light and easy.

1356
01:07:12.320 --> 01:07:17.087
Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?

1357
01:07:17.400 --> 01:07:21.803
You know, it's really easy
to just sit there and be the naysayer,

1358
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:23.689
when you don't actually do anything.

1359
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:27.651
You know that we only comprehend
about 4% of the universe.

1360
01:07:27.720 --> 01:07:29.006
4%!

1361
01:07:29.080 --> 01:07:31.686
- Across the board! It's four!
- Abby, Abby...

1362
01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:35.525
We all believe in the scientific method.

1363
01:07:35.600 --> 01:07:37.329
I've dedicated my life to it.

1364
01:07:37.960 --> 01:07:41.931
And we have actually done it.

1365
01:07:42.520 --> 01:07:44.807
Today, at 4:32 p.m.,

1366
01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:49.249
we successfully trapped a Class 3 vapor.

1367
01:07:49.320 --> 01:07:50.481
You're telling me

1368
01:07:51.280 --> 01:07:52.691
there is a ghost

1369
01:07:53.680 --> 01:07:55.489
inside that thermos?

1370
01:07:55.560 --> 01:07:57.608
- In that can?
- Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

1371
01:07:57.680 --> 01:07:59.330
Booyah. Emphasis on the "boo."

1372
01:07:59.600 --> 01:08:01.602
Well, I would love to see that.
I really would.

1373
01:08:01.720 --> 01:08:04.929
Shoot. You know what?
You're not gonna get that treat today.

1374
01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:08.641
We're still assessing what type
of containment method we're gonna use.

1375
01:08:08.720 --> 01:08:11.690
We're testing the lab... In the...

1376
01:08:13.520 --> 01:08:16.330
So, till we figure out
how to best keep the entity,

1377
01:08:17.560 --> 01:08:18.800
that's not gonna happen.

1378
01:08:18.880 --> 01:08:20.325
How's that for my timing?

1379
01:08:20.400 --> 01:08:21.925
I come.

1380
01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:24.321
You've caught a ghost. I can't see it.

1381
01:08:24.400 --> 01:08:27.006
Look, I know it probably
sounds like we're making this up.

1382
01:08:27.120 --> 01:08:29.168
- Yeah.
- It sounds crazy,

1383
01:08:29.240 --> 01:08:33.131
and we probably don't really look like
legitimate scientists.

1384
01:08:33.200 --> 01:08:35.646
No, you only lack the proper equipment,

1385
01:08:35.720 --> 01:08:38.883
like a garbage truck
to hang on to the back of.

1386
01:08:40.000 --> 01:08:43.607
Said the guy with
the walking stick and the floppy hat.

1387
01:08:43.760 --> 01:08:44.886
It was my mother's.

1388
01:08:45.440 --> 01:08:46.726
Yeah, that is an awesome hat.

1389
01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:49.246
All right, man. Thanks for stopping by.

1390
01:08:50.000 --> 01:08:52.241
Well, I guess the graciousness has run out.

1391
01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:54.807
You want to see it?

1392
01:08:54.880 --> 01:08:57.884
I would love to see it.

1393
01:08:57.960 --> 01:08:59.086
Well, he can't see it.

1394
01:08:59.320 --> 01:09:01.527
I'm going to show it to you, then.
How about that?

1395
01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:03.523
- Gear up, you guys.
- No, you're not. Don't.

1396
01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:07.285
Excuse me. Why are you doing this?

1397
01:09:07.360 --> 01:09:08.850
Because he doesn't believe us.

1398
01:09:09.240 --> 01:09:11.686
Erin. Come on, we have finally succeeded

1399
01:09:11.760 --> 01:09:14.240
at doing the thing that we have talked about
since we were little kids.

1400
01:09:14.600 --> 01:09:16.921
And you want to risk it all, what, for him?

1401
01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:18.764
Who cares if you impress him?

1402
01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:21.451
Golly, you two are something.

1403
01:09:22.200 --> 01:09:23.361
You're right. I'm sorry.

1404
01:09:23.440 --> 01:09:24.965
- I don't...
- Okay.

1405
01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:26.360
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- All right.

1406
01:09:26.440 --> 01:09:27.601
It's okay.

1407
01:09:30.200 --> 01:09:31.247
Attagirl!

1408
01:09:31.320 --> 01:09:32.367
Sorry. I did it. I'm sorry.

1409
01:09:32.480 --> 01:09:33.527
- My God!
- I know!

1410
01:09:33.600 --> 01:09:34.442
Casper?

1411
01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:40.601
Man!

1412
01:09:41.080 --> 01:09:42.923
Hey, that man went out the wrong door.

1413
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:46.931
Oh, my God.

1414
01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:52.762
He wasn't really Ghostbusters material.

1415
01:09:53.040 --> 01:09:54.530
Who threw him out the window?

1416
01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:56.682
A ghost threw him out the window.

1417
01:09:56.920 --> 01:09:58.081
You mean like Patrick Swayze?

1418
01:09:58.160 --> 01:09:59.969
Like, he's sitting behind you,
making some pottery?

1419
01:10:00.040 --> 01:10:01.804
Yeah. Like Patrick Swayze.

1420
01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:05.202
That's it. Then we were all dancing
at a summer camp in the Catskills.

1421
01:10:05.280 --> 01:10:07.282
And then we sat down,
and he was behind me,

1422
01:10:07.360 --> 01:10:08.407
and we made a vase.

1423
01:10:08.480 --> 01:10:09.606
You're combining the two...

1424
01:10:09.680 --> 01:10:11.364
- I combined a couple of Swayze movies.
- Yeah.

1425
01:10:11.440 --> 01:10:12.726
You know what was a good one? Road House.

1426
01:10:12.800 --> 01:10:14.040
I loved Road House.

1427
01:10:14.120 --> 01:10:15.201
- Point Break.
- He was a...

1428
01:10:15.280 --> 01:10:16.361
Point Break.

1429
01:10:16.480 --> 01:10:17.845
Come on. At the end with the big wave?

1430
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:19.046
He was a ghost in that, too!

1431
01:10:19.120 --> 01:10:20.281
Well, you don't know if he dies at the end.

1432
01:10:20.400 --> 01:10:22.801
He doesn't die.
He doesn't die. They don't say he dies.

1433
01:10:22.880 --> 01:10:24.086
Well, now what?

1434
01:10:26.280 --> 01:10:27.566
- Who are you guys?
- Official business.

1435
01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:29.051
We'll take it from here. Thank you.

1436
01:10:29.160 --> 01:10:30.366
- What?
- You need to come with us.

1437
01:10:30.440 --> 01:10:31.407
- What?
- Why?

1438
01:10:31.480 --> 01:10:32.811
The mayor needs a word, ladies.

1439
01:10:40.160 --> 01:10:43.846
So it's tandem parachuting.
So you'd be with an instructor.

1440
01:10:44.400 --> 01:10:45.401
The little spoon.

1441
01:10:45.480 --> 01:10:48.131
- And who is on top?
- The instructor.

1442
01:10:52.240 --> 01:10:53.571
Mayor.

1443
01:10:53.640 --> 01:10:55.881
Hey! There you are.

1444
01:10:55.960 --> 01:10:58.770
Welcome. Sorry for the mess
and for the drama.

1445
01:10:58.840 --> 01:11:00.683
Please, come sit down. Take that one.

1446
01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:02.808
Good. That's right.
And, you, that's a good one for you.

1447
01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:05.326
And take the end seat. Good.

1448
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:07.801
That's not so good.

1449
01:11:07.880 --> 01:11:09.609
No feet on the table, please.

1450
01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:11.170
Sir, we don't have a lot of time.

1451
01:11:11.240 --> 01:11:12.446
- And we're not frauds.
- No.

1452
01:11:12.520 --> 01:11:13.885
- We are legitimate scientists.
- Let me interrupt you.

1453
01:11:13.960 --> 01:11:15.405
We know you're not frauds,

1454
01:11:15.480 --> 01:11:18.006
because we have been monitoring
this situation quite closely.

1455
01:11:18.080 --> 01:11:21.243
Agents Hawkins and Rorke
are with Homeland Security.

1456
01:11:21.320 --> 01:11:25.405
So we've been investigating
this extremely quietly.

1457
01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:28.041
- Okay.
- So, what do you know?

1458
01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:31.371
We believe that someone is creating a device

1459
01:11:31.440 --> 01:11:33.761
that attracts and amplifies
paranormal activity.

1460
01:11:33.840 --> 01:11:35.968
And that activity can be escalating now

1461
01:11:36.040 --> 01:11:38.520
and giving us an even larger scale event.

1462
01:11:38.600 --> 01:11:40.568
"Larger scale." Well, that sounds terrible.

1463
01:11:41.400 --> 01:11:43.482
Okay, well,
you've been doing great work. Well done.

1464
01:11:43.560 --> 01:11:45.881
We really appreciate it,
but it's time to knock it off.

1465
01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:48.324
- What?
- Knock it off.

1466
01:11:48.400 --> 01:11:51.324
No, I heard you and I see the hand gesture.
What does...

1467
01:11:51.400 --> 01:11:53.641
These gentlemen are on it.
Let the government do their work.

1468
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:58.282
We're just worried that you all
are drawing a lot of attention...

1469
01:11:58.360 --> 01:11:59.885
- Exactly.
- ...to yourselves.

1470
01:12:00.000 --> 01:12:01.047
What?

1471
01:12:01.120 --> 01:12:03.043
- Patty does wear big earrings.
- Patty.

1472
01:12:03.360 --> 01:12:07.206
Well, if it's a crime to look good,
guilty as charged.

1473
01:12:07.280 --> 01:12:10.523
Other than that, I feel like
we keep a very low profile.

1474
01:12:10.600 --> 01:12:12.204
You drive a hearse with a ghost on it,

1475
01:12:12.280 --> 01:12:14.760
and you use a distinctly
un-American-sounding siren.

1476
01:12:14.840 --> 01:12:15.841
We do.

1477
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:17.570
Do you have any idea
how many federal regulations

1478
01:12:17.640 --> 01:12:19.165
you're breaking on a daily basis?

1479
01:12:19.240 --> 01:12:20.605
- One?
- No.

1480
01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:22.684
- Two?
- No.

1481
01:12:22.760 --> 01:12:23.761
Is it one?

1482
01:12:23.840 --> 01:12:25.410
Just sit quietly.

1483
01:12:25.480 --> 01:12:26.925
Here's the essence of the deal.

1484
01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:29.924
We are gonna have to
make the public believe

1485
01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:31.331
that you are frauds.

1486
01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:33.364
- What? Wait. Why?
- What?

1487
01:12:33.440 --> 01:12:35.886
The human brain, you know,
it can only handle so much.

1488
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:39.043
If everybody knew what was going on,
you know, there'd be a panic.

1489
01:12:39.120 --> 01:12:43.762
So, we need to get the information out there
that the incident at the concert was a hoax.

1490
01:12:44.400 --> 01:12:47.165
'Cause, otherwise, there'd be mass hysteria.

1491
01:12:47.720 --> 01:12:50.485
We don't want mass hysteria either.

1492
01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:53.370
Our main concern is that
we're allowed to continue our work.

1493
01:12:53.440 --> 01:12:56.171
- Yes, that is very important.
- Very important.

1494
01:12:56.240 --> 01:13:03.089
But my concern is, I feel like the cat is sort of
already kind of out of the bag.

1495
01:13:03.160 --> 01:13:06.562
I think what they're saying is
the cat is out of the bag.

1496
01:13:06.640 --> 01:13:10.122
They want us to put the cat
back inside the bag.

1497
01:13:10.200 --> 01:13:11.281
No, I know that's what they're saying.

1498
01:13:11.360 --> 01:13:13.408
- But I'm saying the cat's already out.
- I know. I know it's out.

1499
01:13:13.480 --> 01:13:15.244
- So it's hard to put the cat back in.
- It's not impossible.

1500
01:13:15.320 --> 01:13:17.243
- But that's why they have that saying.
- It's a nonsense saying.

1501
01:13:17.320 --> 01:13:18.970
If the cat is outta the bag,
you can't put it back in!

1502
01:13:19.080 --> 01:13:20.081
I put a cat in a bag all the time.

1503
01:13:20.160 --> 01:13:21.161
But once the cat is out of the bag,

1504
01:13:21.240 --> 01:13:22.401
aren't you like, "The cat is out of the bag!"

1505
01:13:22.480 --> 01:13:24.528
We just want to
shove that damn cat back in the bag.

1506
01:13:24.600 --> 01:13:26.409
The cat has been out of the bag before,

1507
01:13:26.480 --> 01:13:29.006
and yet, people lose interest
and put it back in.

1508
01:13:29.320 --> 01:13:30.481
People always move on.

1509
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:33.723
Sheriff in New Mexico
reports a UFO encounter.

1510
01:13:33.800 --> 01:13:37.088
The crew of the SS Ourang Medan
dies mysteriously.

1511
01:13:37.160 --> 01:13:40.687
The entire town of Langville, Montana,
goes missing.

1512
01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:42.206
It does?

1513
01:13:42.280 --> 01:13:43.327
Okay, but he...

1514
01:13:43.640 --> 01:13:45.324
We're talking about relocating.

1515
01:13:45.440 --> 01:13:48.603
No one's being killed here, right?

1516
01:13:49.000 --> 01:13:50.764
They were turned inside out.

1517
01:13:50.840 --> 01:13:53.241
Their skin is on the inside of their body?

1518
01:13:53.320 --> 01:13:57.530
Their skin is on the inside of their body
because their organs are on the outside.

1519
01:13:58.000 --> 01:13:59.206
But they're okay, right?

1520
01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:00.767
Sure.

1521
01:14:01.040 --> 01:14:02.690
I think they're dead.

1522
01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:06.204
On that horrifying note,
thank you all so much for coming.

1523
01:14:07.200 --> 01:14:09.851
Call this number if you have any more info.

1524
01:14:09.920 --> 01:14:12.764
When it comes to these ghosts,
we'll take it from here.

1525
01:14:13.880 --> 01:14:16.121
The US government
doesn't need the help of hobbyists, okay?

1526
01:14:16.200 --> 01:14:19.409
So go back upstairs to
your little dim sum tea party, okay?

1527
01:14:19.480 --> 01:14:22.723
And leave it to us. We're the big dogs.

1528
01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:30.406
- Hey, come on, man.
- I'm sorry. Sorry.

1529
01:14:32.400 --> 01:14:33.401
Meatheads.

1530
01:14:35.040 --> 01:14:37.566
- Unlock it. Unlock it.
- Okay, wait. Hold on.

1531
01:14:45.240 --> 01:14:46.651
Roll your window up.

1532
01:14:47.240 --> 01:14:48.241
I'm watching you.

1533
01:14:49.080 --> 01:14:52.926
You think they got genitals in there?
Or is it more of a Ken doll situation?

1534
01:14:53.200 --> 01:14:54.406
I'm watching you!

1535
01:14:54.920 --> 01:14:57.241
I'm gonna go with Ken doll situation.

1536
01:14:58.000 --> 01:14:59.001
It's smooth.

1537
01:14:59.560 --> 01:15:01.528
We're watching you!

1538
01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:05.846
Now, the mayor said we could
continue our work, and so we shall.

1539
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:06.967
We got to be prepared.

1540
01:15:07.040 --> 01:15:09.930
That's why I've made a table of treats.

1541
01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:11.729
Erin, you've had a hard day. Step right up.

1542
01:15:11.800 --> 01:15:13.040
Pick a gun, any gun.

1543
01:15:14.080 --> 01:15:15.161
No!

1544
01:15:15.280 --> 01:15:16.850
I'm sorry, not that gun.

1545
01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:18.888
That one's not ready. It's yours when it is.

1546
01:15:18.960 --> 01:15:20.325
Here, in the meantime...

1547
01:15:21.280 --> 01:15:22.281
This.

1548
01:15:23.120 --> 01:15:24.645
What does it do?

1549
01:15:24.720 --> 01:15:26.290
It's a Swiss Army knife.

1550
01:15:26.360 --> 01:15:28.408
No woman should walk around unarmed.

1551
01:15:28.760 --> 01:15:30.046
I know what it does.

1552
01:15:30.200 --> 01:15:32.521
- Also, here, why don't you take this.
- Yeah?

1553
01:15:33.040 --> 01:15:34.610
Give that a toss.

1554
01:15:34.680 --> 01:15:36.648
That's gonna send up a little poof.

1555
01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:38.728
It's only dangerous to ghosts.

1556
01:15:38.800 --> 01:15:40.165
- All right.
- Okay.

1557
01:15:44.120 --> 01:15:45.167
Nice!

1558
01:15:49.360 --> 01:15:51.681
Yeah, my mistake. It was a medium poof.

1559
01:15:52.040 --> 01:15:54.008
This puppy I like to call a Ghost Chipper.

1560
01:15:54.080 --> 01:15:58.005
Hollow-laser technology,
sucks in the ghost and neutralizes it.

1561
01:15:58.080 --> 01:16:01.084
Step up to bat and do what you're gonna do.

1562
01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:04.006
You truly scare me.
I just want to let you know that.

1563
01:16:06.360 --> 01:16:07.691
I'm gonna just...

1564
01:16:14.400 --> 01:16:15.447
Come on!

1565
01:16:15.520 --> 01:16:17.841
It's like Mardi Gras in there.

1566
01:16:17.920 --> 01:16:19.490
It's a proton glove.

1567
01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:22.769
It's gonna maximize flexibility
during hand-to-specter combat.

1568
01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:24.922
Just give it a punch, it's motion-activated.

1569
01:16:35.960 --> 01:16:37.610
Okay. That

1570
01:16:38.600 --> 01:16:39.965
was awesome!

1571
01:16:44.760 --> 01:16:46.683
- No, that is a deadly high five.
- No.

1572
01:16:46.760 --> 01:16:48.125
- No.
- Hey, ladies,

1573
01:16:48.200 --> 01:16:50.407
I'd call this a successful test.

1574
01:16:52.200 --> 01:16:54.931
It's fraudulent and unsafe, frankly.

1575
01:16:55.000 --> 01:16:59.085
You know, these Ghostbusters
are creating an unnecessary panic

1576
01:16:59.160 --> 01:17:00.924
- in a sad grab for fame.
- It's fine.

1577
01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:03.401
People can rest assured
that these women are fake.

1578
01:17:05.720 --> 01:17:06.687
Damn.

1579
01:17:06.760 --> 01:17:08.967
- My favorite acid.
- It's okay. I'll get it. I'll get it.

1580
01:17:09.040 --> 01:17:10.041
Be careful.

1581
01:17:10.960 --> 01:17:12.325
Hey, guys, I've been meaning to ask,

1582
01:17:12.400 --> 01:17:14.801
what was that thing that threw that man
out the window the other day?

1583
01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:16.689
Kevin, it was a ghost.

1584
01:17:16.760 --> 01:17:19.366
- A ghost?
- Do you not know what goes on here, Kevin?

1585
01:17:19.440 --> 01:17:20.601
Okay, I've got it.

1586
01:17:21.720 --> 01:17:22.926
We sell the restaurant.

1587
01:17:23.000 --> 01:17:24.684
Guys, we haven't had customers, anyway.

1588
01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:27.650
It's time to face the facts,
the restaurant is not working.

1589
01:17:27.720 --> 01:17:29.085
You're standing in the acid.

1590
01:17:29.160 --> 01:17:31.208
- Not my slippers.
- It's hydrochloric acid.

1591
01:17:31.280 --> 01:17:33.169
Get the baking soda. There you go.

1592
01:17:33.240 --> 01:17:35.004
That's how you clean up hydrochloric.

1593
01:17:35.080 --> 01:17:36.081
Good boy.

1594
01:17:36.160 --> 01:17:39.528
- Oh, God, it stinks.
- Just a big, beautiful dummy.

1595
01:17:39.600 --> 01:17:42.570
Well, it's official.
We're all ghost girls now.

1596
01:17:43.080 --> 01:17:44.127
Can't see.

1597
01:17:44.200 --> 01:17:46.646
- Well, that's the acid.
- Get back to the eyewash station.

1598
01:17:46.720 --> 01:17:49.451
- Where is that?
- Back by the bathroom. Left.

1599
01:17:49.560 --> 01:17:50.561
There you go.

1600
01:17:51.200 --> 01:17:52.850
Stop when you hit something.

1601
01:17:54.000 --> 01:17:55.206
- Okay.
- Jesus.

1602
01:17:55.280 --> 01:17:56.281
Good job.

1603
01:17:56.680 --> 01:17:59.286
All right, I would like
to remind everybody here

1604
01:17:59.400 --> 01:18:01.767
that in a very short amount of time,

1605
01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:05.128
we have seen
multiple Class 4 malevolent apparitions.

1606
01:18:05.360 --> 01:18:06.486
- Yeah.
- We did.

1607
01:18:06.560 --> 01:18:08.449
Who cares what anybody else
is saying about us?

1608
01:18:08.520 --> 01:18:09.646
We know what we're doing.

1609
01:18:09.720 --> 01:18:13.281
I mean, all morning,
I've been reading about this stuff.

1610
01:18:13.360 --> 01:18:14.691
There's sightings all over the city.

1611
01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:17.604
"Wailing spirit sighted at 6th and 26th."

1612
01:18:17.680 --> 01:18:21.127
Another one,
"Spectral polar bear on 63rd and 5th."

1613
01:18:21.200 --> 01:18:24.443
Then there was that weeping wall
in the thrift store at Chelsea.

1614
01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:29.651
- Wait. Did you say 6th and 26th?
- Yeah. "Wailing spirits, 6th and 26th."

1615
01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:33.242
6th and 26th. 6th and 26th. Okay.

1616
01:18:33.320 --> 01:18:34.526
6th and 26th.

1617
01:18:35.520 --> 01:18:39.809
Aldridge Mansion. Upper West Side. Yes?
70... 72nd.

1618
01:18:39.880 --> 01:18:41.211
Where did we find the first device?

1619
01:18:41.320 --> 01:18:43.971
- At the subway, right here.
- Okay.

1620
01:18:44.040 --> 01:18:45.565
Theater. Downtown. Downtown.

1621
01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:47.324
- Downtown?
- Yes, yes. In here.

1622
01:18:47.400 --> 01:18:48.811
Okay, what was the other address you said?

1623
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:51.326
Polar bear on 63rd and 5th Avenue.

1624
01:18:51.400 --> 01:18:52.811
And the one in Chelsea?

1625
01:18:52.880 --> 01:18:56.680
- Chelsea is at 10th Avenue and 18th.
- 18th. 10th and 18th.

1626
01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:10.046
What do those look like to you?

1627
01:19:10.400 --> 01:19:13.290
It's an "X." Touching other little "X's."

1628
01:19:13.360 --> 01:19:14.771
- Ley lines.
- Ley lines.

1629
01:19:14.840 --> 01:19:16.001
What's "ley lines"?

1630
01:19:16.080 --> 01:19:19.801
It's a hidden network of energy lines
that run across the Earth.

1631
01:19:19.880 --> 01:19:22.087
It's a current of supernatural energy.

1632
01:19:22.480 --> 01:19:25.689
Supposedly, if you look at sacred sites
and weird events all over the world,

1633
01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:28.001
and connect them with lines
where they intersect,

1634
01:19:28.080 --> 01:19:30.651
it's an unusually powerful spot.

1635
01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:31.881
Abby and I just dismissed this theory

1636
01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:34.930
because it just seemed
too random to have any merit.

1637
01:19:35.040 --> 01:19:36.644
Dismiss this.

1638
01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:42.089
Okay. That looks like it's got some merit.

1639
01:19:43.920 --> 01:19:46.241
He's using the devices
to charge the ley lines.

1640
01:19:47.920 --> 01:19:50.161
- He's creating a vortex.
- A vortex.

1641
01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:51.841
Oh, boy.

1642
01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:55.129
Okay, if he gets one of his machines in there
and it's big enough,

1643
01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:58.002
he's gonna be able
to rip a hole right through that barrier.

1644
01:19:58.080 --> 01:20:00.242
Letting whatever's on this plane

1645
01:20:00.320 --> 01:20:03.722
come crashing down on this plane.

1646
01:20:03.800 --> 01:20:05.370
Okay, I'm calling this in.

1647
01:20:06.480 --> 01:20:12.328
Okay, that intersection right there
between 7th and 8th.

1648
01:20:12.400 --> 01:20:14.482
What is there now?

1649
01:20:14.760 --> 01:20:18.481
The Mercado.
Mercado. It's Spanish for "table."

1650
01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:20.688
The Mercado? That actually makes sense.

1651
01:20:20.760 --> 01:20:23.604
Okay, yes, I'm looking for
Agents Hawkins and Rorke.

1652
01:20:23.680 --> 01:20:26.251
The Mercado has one of
the weirdest histories

1653
01:20:26.320 --> 01:20:27.526
of the buildings in New York.

1654
01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:30.001
Okay, so it's your standard-issue
haunted building.

1655
01:20:30.080 --> 01:20:32.321
No. This is even before it was a building.

1656
01:20:32.400 --> 01:20:34.926
All sorts of massacres happened at that spot.

1657
01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:38.721
Like the peaceful trade between
the Lenape Indians and Captain Warren.

1658
01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:40.723
Then, all of a sudden, everybody dies.

1659
01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:43.804
Oh, my God, you guys.
This is the dude that was at the subway

1660
01:20:43.880 --> 01:20:46.008
that was talking about the cataclysms!
This is him!

1661
01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:49.604
It's always the sad, pale ones.

1662
01:20:49.680 --> 01:20:52.286
Okay, ladies, let's gear up
and hit that Mercado.

1663
01:20:57.520 --> 01:21:00.171
Who's in the mood to save New York City?

1664
01:21:24.160 --> 01:21:28.882
And did you try adjusting the thermostat
before placing this call?

1665
01:21:28.960 --> 01:21:32.009
Well, I'm terribly sorry
that you have a draft in your room.

1666
01:21:32.080 --> 01:21:35.527
Why don't you hold while I connect you
to someone who might care.

1667
01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:38.206
- Hi. Excuse me.
- Hold on.

1668
01:21:38.280 --> 01:21:40.362
- What do you want?
- Where's your janitor?

1669
01:21:40.440 --> 01:21:42.886
That nut-job! What has he done...

1670
01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:44.570
I don't want to know.

1671
01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:47.928
Just take the stairs down and get him out.

1672
01:22:18.280 --> 01:22:20.328
Hey, stop right there!

1673
01:22:20.400 --> 01:22:21.890
Shut it down!

1674
01:22:24.280 --> 01:22:25.691
The Ghostbusters.

1675
01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:28.525
Look, I think it's great
you found yourself a little hobby,

1676
01:22:28.600 --> 01:22:31.410
and I'm sure, on paper,
flooding New York City with ghosts

1677
01:22:31.480 --> 01:22:32.811
seemed like a great idea,

1678
01:22:32.880 --> 01:22:35.326
but we happen to like
the world the way it is.

1679
01:22:35.400 --> 01:22:39.166
Then you must've been afforded the basic
dignity and respect of a human being,

1680
01:22:39.240 --> 01:22:40.366
which I have been denied.

1681
01:22:40.440 --> 01:22:41.771
Not really.

1682
01:22:41.840 --> 01:22:43.808
People dump on us pretty much all the time.

1683
01:22:44.440 --> 01:22:48.570
I am a genius.
I see things that no one else does.

1684
01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:52.884
And for it, I am rewarded
with nothing but scorn and mockery.

1685
01:22:52.960 --> 01:22:56.248
Luckily, I am not
the only one seeking revenge.

1686
01:22:56.400 --> 01:22:58.209
Behind these are millions of souls,

1687
01:22:58.280 --> 01:22:59.805
souls which have been cast aside.

1688
01:22:59.880 --> 01:23:04.568
Souls who see the world
as it truly is, as garbage.

1689
01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:06.722
Garbage that needs to be cleaned up.

1690
01:23:07.200 --> 01:23:08.690
They're mostly dudes.

1691
01:23:08.960 --> 01:23:10.928
When these barriers are destroyed,

1692
01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:15.085
an army of the undead
will return to pester the living.

1693
01:23:15.160 --> 01:23:18.209
Pester the living doesn't sound so bad.

1694
01:23:18.720 --> 01:23:24.090
They will return to pester the living
with unspeakable pain and torment.

1695
01:23:24.160 --> 01:23:28.006
Children will be pestered limb from limb
in front of their own parents.

1696
01:23:28.080 --> 01:23:31.721
The parents will be pestered in half
and pestered in half again.

1697
01:23:31.800 --> 01:23:36.089
And pestered into the ground until their
bloody, pulpy bodies are nothing but meat.

1698
01:23:36.400 --> 01:23:39.847
That's a different definition of "pester"
than what I was thinking.

1699
01:23:39.920 --> 01:23:43.208
I think the word we're looking for
is apocalypse. Apocalypse.

1700
01:23:43.280 --> 01:23:47.046
Well, let's get these barriers destroyed,
shall we?

1701
01:23:47.800 --> 01:23:50.167
Wait, wait, wait! Rowan.

1702
01:23:50.360 --> 01:23:54.524
I get it. You don't like people.
People can be terrible.

1703
01:23:54.600 --> 01:23:58.241
The thing is, though,
there's so many terrific things out there.

1704
01:23:58.320 --> 01:24:02.245
I mean, wonderful things
that are worth living for.

1705
01:24:02.320 --> 01:24:05.324
I mean, you got soup,

1706
01:24:05.400 --> 01:24:10.247
and, you know, that first... You know when...

1707
01:24:10.320 --> 01:24:13.449
God. I can only think of soup.
Anybody? Somebody? Patty?

1708
01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:14.681
- Salad.
- Salad.

1709
01:24:14.760 --> 01:24:16.444
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!

1710
01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:18.010
Okay, stop what you're doing.

1711
01:24:18.080 --> 01:24:19.605
The police are already on their way.

1712
01:24:19.680 --> 01:24:22.411
It's over. You're going to jail, Rowan.

1713
01:24:22.480 --> 01:24:24.801
Well, in that case,

1714
01:24:26.000 --> 01:24:27.047
bye.

1715
01:24:37.440 --> 01:24:38.441
That's a weird move.

1716
01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:39.806
He dead. That's a dead man.

1717
01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:41.928
See if you can shut that thing down.

1718
01:24:45.880 --> 01:24:47.644
- Come on!
- Holtz?

1719
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:50.846
Holtz, are we good?

1720
01:24:51.720 --> 01:24:54.610
Well, he's not, but, yeah, we're okay.

1721
01:24:54.680 --> 01:24:56.762
Okay. Well, that's over.

1722
01:24:56.840 --> 01:24:59.320
Okay, we're down here! Down here!

1723
01:24:59.400 --> 01:25:01.084
You hate to see the smart ones go bad.

1724
01:25:02.040 --> 01:25:05.123
Man, it smells like burned bologna
and regrets down here.

1725
01:25:05.200 --> 01:25:07.646
Like, the dude that worked here,

1726
01:25:07.720 --> 01:25:10.610
he, like, dressed, like,
in a Captain Kirk-type outfit.

1727
01:25:10.680 --> 01:25:12.205
- What's up?
- He was, like, standing over here...

1728
01:25:12.280 --> 01:25:13.406
I don't know. It's strange.

1729
01:25:13.480 --> 01:25:16.290
You know, his technology's
not that different from ours.

1730
01:25:16.360 --> 01:25:19.489
It's basically, like, we're
both using the same science.

1731
01:25:19.560 --> 01:25:21.642
- That is strange.
- I think I know why.

1732
01:25:21.760 --> 01:25:25.685
Look what Mr. Cuckoo Pants
has been reading at the beach. No.

1733
01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:26.841
Oh, my God.

1734
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:29.844
I told you that there would be
people out there that loved our work.

1735
01:25:29.920 --> 01:25:32.651
Why am I so flattered that
that weird little sociopath bought our book?

1736
01:25:32.720 --> 01:25:37.009
Thank you for everything you did.
You saved us all.

1737
01:25:37.080 --> 01:25:38.605
The mayor thanks you, of course.

1738
01:25:38.680 --> 01:25:41.001
Privately, so don't tell anyone.

1739
01:25:41.080 --> 01:25:42.047
Can I walk you out?

1740
01:25:42.120 --> 01:25:44.282
Well, why don't you all go get some rest?

1741
01:25:44.360 --> 01:25:47.011
These gentlemen here
will get you out of here. Okay?

1742
01:25:47.120 --> 01:25:48.246
- Thank you. That's very nice.
- All right.

1743
01:25:48.320 --> 01:25:51.051
- Thanks for all you've done, ladies.
- Thank you very much.

1744
01:25:51.120 --> 01:25:54.522
I just have to say a couple things
to the press. You know how that goes.

1745
01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:56.728
So we just are gonna fake-arrest you now.

1746
01:25:56.800 --> 01:25:59.565
And we towed your car.
Real-tow, not fake-tow.

1747
01:25:59.640 --> 01:26:00.687
- Ms. Lynch!
- What's that?

1748
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:02.609
- Ms. Lynch!
- What? Wait, why?

1749
01:26:03.600 --> 01:26:04.647
- Excuse me!
- Stop resisting.

1750
01:26:04.760 --> 01:26:06.888
I'm not. I'm walking with you.

1751
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:09.327
- Is New York in trouble?
- Everything is fine.

1752
01:26:09.400 --> 01:26:15.851
It was just another publicity stunt
by these incredibly sad and lonely women.

1753
01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:18.571
It's like they read Eat, Pray, Love
and just ran with it.

1754
01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:38.922
Well, mission accomplished, ladies.

1755
01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:41.571
I say we get some drinks and celebrate.

1756
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:43.563
How about it, Erin? It's my treat.

1757
01:26:43.640 --> 01:26:45.369
Excuse me. Excuse me.

1758
01:26:45.440 --> 01:26:47.044
A couple quick questions for my blog.

1759
01:26:47.120 --> 01:26:51.409
First, how does it feel wasting
tax payer money and government resources

1760
01:26:51.480 --> 01:26:52.891
with your pranks?

1761
01:26:52.960 --> 01:26:55.964
Why don't you go back to
your mother's basement where you live?

1762
01:26:56.800 --> 01:26:58.848
Yeah, I plan to, after this.

1763
01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:01.048
Ms. Gilbert, I asked around your hometown.

1764
01:27:01.120 --> 01:27:02.804
I talked to somebody
you went to school with.

1765
01:27:02.880 --> 01:27:05.121
They said when you were a kid,
you made up a ghost.

1766
01:27:05.240 --> 01:27:08.847
So, tell me,
were you born a fraud, ghost girl?

1767
01:27:09.560 --> 01:27:10.607
Don't call me that!

1768
01:27:10.680 --> 01:27:12.205
Erin! Oh, my God!

1769
01:27:12.280 --> 01:27:13.884
Erin, he's too pasty to fight.

1770
01:27:13.960 --> 01:27:15.724
Erin, you're making us look bad right now.

1771
01:27:15.800 --> 01:27:17.802
Erin, come on, let it go.

1772
01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:20.008
They should put you back in therapy,
you freak.

1773
01:27:23.120 --> 01:27:24.121
Damn!

1774
01:27:28.000 --> 01:27:29.001
Hey.

1775
01:27:29.680 --> 01:27:31.728
Guess whose desk I just set on fire.

1776
01:27:31.800 --> 01:27:33.211
You'll never guess.

1777
01:27:33.280 --> 01:27:37.171
You may guess when you see
your desk later. Okay.

1778
01:27:37.240 --> 01:27:38.321
All right. Just read it. Just read it.

1779
01:27:38.440 --> 01:27:40.124
"Midtown movie theater owner claims

1780
01:27:40.200 --> 01:27:44.444
"Basset Hound
regularly attends matinees by himself."

1781
01:27:44.520 --> 01:27:46.204
- Look at his ears.
- Yes, I see.

1782
01:27:46.320 --> 01:27:47.321
I meant the one about me.

1783
01:27:48.240 --> 01:27:49.241
Yes.

1784
01:27:53.040 --> 01:27:54.087
It's devastating.

1785
01:27:54.960 --> 01:27:56.121
Look, you're on TV.

1786
01:27:56.200 --> 01:27:57.565
We spoke to Dr. Harold Filmore,

1787
01:27:57.640 --> 01:27:59.961
Physics Department Chair
at Columbia University,

1788
01:28:00.040 --> 01:28:01.451
where Ms. Gilbert used to teach.

1789
01:28:01.520 --> 01:28:02.487
No, no.

1790
01:28:02.560 --> 01:28:06.167
It's unfortunate that we have
these former ties with Ms. Gilbert.

1791
01:28:06.240 --> 01:28:11.007
Here at Columbia University,
we're about real science, discovering truth,

1792
01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:13.961
not lying for a sad moment of fame.

1793
01:28:14.040 --> 01:28:16.805
You know what?
They don't know what they're talking about.

1794
01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:20.089
We also spoke with the Dean
of the Kenneth P. Higgins Institute.

1795
01:28:20.160 --> 01:28:21.127
Oh, God.

1796
01:28:21.200 --> 01:28:25.205
Ms. Gilbert's association with the
Kenneth P. Higgins Institute, albeit distant,

1797
01:28:25.400 --> 01:28:27.129
is a blight on this university.

1798
01:28:27.200 --> 01:28:31.330
But, good news,
I have an album dropping in two weeks.

1799
01:28:31.400 --> 01:28:34.290
It's called I'mma Be Me, and I wouldn't mind
playing you the title track.

1800
01:28:36.800 --> 01:28:37.801
God.

1801
01:28:37.880 --> 01:28:39.325
Yo, Erin, shake that off.

1802
01:28:39.400 --> 01:28:40.640
You know how many lives you saved?

1803
01:28:40.720 --> 01:28:42.643
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we gotta get out there.

1804
01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:45.326
We gotta get something to eat.
We gotta find that Basset Hound.

1805
01:28:45.400 --> 01:28:46.845
I'll just see you guys tomorrow.

1806
01:28:47.080 --> 01:28:48.684
I gotta go. I'm sorry.

1807
01:28:48.800 --> 01:28:50.404
- Erin...
- I'm sorry!

1808
01:28:50.480 --> 01:28:52.562
So, Abby, I've been doing a lot of thinking,

1809
01:28:52.680 --> 01:28:56.127
and congratulations,
I've decided to become a Ghostbuster.

1810
01:28:56.200 --> 01:28:59.841
Oh, God. I don't have time to try to explain
why that's not going to happen.

1811
01:29:03.360 --> 01:29:05.522
I thought they would've
been happy about that.

1812
01:29:51.160 --> 01:29:52.764
Did you guys lose your keys?

1813
01:29:52.840 --> 01:29:56.686
What did I tell you? Pin it to your bra strap.
That's where mine is, and it...

1814
01:30:18.880 --> 01:30:21.451
Who's out there?
Holtzmann, I swear to God, I...

1815
01:30:44.600 --> 01:30:46.090
Don't look so surprised.

1816
01:30:47.200 --> 01:30:50.283
You didn't think I was gone when
there's so much left to do, did you, Abby?

1817
01:30:51.120 --> 01:30:53.009
It's brilliant, really.

1818
01:30:53.080 --> 01:30:58.291
My devices energized spectral entities
on a nuclear, paramolecular level.

1819
01:30:59.200 --> 01:31:00.440
Sound familiar?

1820
01:31:01.160 --> 01:31:03.003
It's the reverse of your research.

1821
01:31:03.560 --> 01:31:06.609
Do it in the right place, with enough power,
and there goes the barrier.

1822
01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:10.242
And then the world shall bend to...

1823
01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:14.805
Okay. I apologize.
That looks nastier than I intended.

1824
01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:18.561
Enjoy, Abby!

1825
01:31:34.440 --> 01:31:35.646
Ghostbusters. What do you want?

1826
01:31:36.240 --> 01:31:39.528
Hello? Guys, it's me. Are you there?
Please pick up if you're there.

1827
01:31:39.800 --> 01:31:40.847
Call me as soon as you get this.

1828
01:31:40.920 --> 01:31:44.402
I think when Rowan killed himself,
it was just the next step in his plan.

1829
01:31:44.480 --> 01:31:46.847
The mayor's itinerary has been set.

1830
01:31:46.920 --> 01:31:51.084
Mayor Bradley is meeting with the diplomats
at Lotus Leaf this very moment.

1831
01:31:52.120 --> 01:31:53.485
Lotus Leaf.

1832
01:31:55.000 --> 01:31:59.369
Abby! We got you a sandwich
so you don't be picking off of ours, man.

1833
01:31:59.440 --> 01:32:02.330
You need some food.
Your moods have been real bad, yo.

1834
01:32:02.400 --> 01:32:03.606
Come on now.

1835
01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:06.081
Abby? You in there?

1836
01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:10.291
Everything okay?

1837
01:32:11.000 --> 01:32:13.367
Abby, come and get your sandwich

1838
01:32:13.440 --> 01:32:15.329
Come and get your sandwich, please

1839
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:17.644
You want your little sandwich?

1840
01:32:18.720 --> 01:32:20.210
Abby...

1841
01:32:20.280 --> 01:32:21.611
Hello, Jillian.

1842
01:32:22.120 --> 01:32:23.201
Hello, Abby.

1843
01:32:24.200 --> 01:32:25.565
Are you okay?

1844
01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:27.005
I'm quite well.

1845
01:32:27.560 --> 01:32:28.891
That's good.

1846
01:32:39.640 --> 01:32:40.971
You found my pipe.

1847
01:32:41.040 --> 01:32:42.485
I got it at the dumpster yesterday.

1848
01:32:43.080 --> 01:32:45.560
I'm gonna use it to make a proton shotgun.

1849
01:32:45.640 --> 01:32:46.971
Pretty cool, right?

1850
01:32:47.080 --> 01:32:49.845
If it doesn't work,
we can just swing it around and break stuff,

1851
01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:51.524
so it's kind of a win-win.

1852
01:32:52.920 --> 01:32:54.206
- What?
- What are you doing?

1853
01:32:55.080 --> 01:32:56.161
Not my babies!

1854
01:32:57.200 --> 01:32:58.326
Hey!

1855
01:32:58.640 --> 01:33:00.005
- Wait a minute!
- No!

1856
01:33:00.080 --> 01:33:01.411
Man, are y'all playing?

1857
01:33:01.520 --> 01:33:04.205
'Cause this ain't funny, man. Yo! For real!

1858
01:33:04.280 --> 01:33:06.601
See, Abby, I told you
to have that sandwich, man.

1859
01:33:06.680 --> 01:33:08.125
Low blood sugar is serious!

1860
01:33:08.200 --> 01:33:09.725
- Hello, Patricia.
- What?

1861
01:33:15.200 --> 01:33:16.486
Abby!

1862
01:33:16.760 --> 01:33:17.841
What the...

1863
01:33:18.720 --> 01:33:19.846
Look at the view.

1864
01:33:21.760 --> 01:33:23.125
This is fun, right?

1865
01:33:24.360 --> 01:33:25.361
Good-bye.

1866
01:33:26.880 --> 01:33:28.530
I got you, baby! I got you!

1867
01:33:42.280 --> 01:33:44.282
- Oh, my God, help me.
- Hi, Patty.

1868
01:33:48.600 --> 01:33:50.284
Hell no! The Devil is a liar!

1869
01:33:52.560 --> 01:33:53.846
Hellion, begone!

1870
01:33:54.760 --> 01:33:56.091
Shit.

1871
01:33:56.640 --> 01:33:57.801
No!

1872
01:33:59.480 --> 01:34:01.721
Holtzy! Got you, Holtzy!

1873
01:34:03.360 --> 01:34:04.441
No!

1874
01:34:04.520 --> 01:34:06.727
Get out of my friend, ghost!

1875
01:34:12.040 --> 01:34:13.530
That's gonna leave a mark!

1876
01:34:13.600 --> 01:34:16.206
The power of Patty compels you!

1877
01:34:18.320 --> 01:34:19.367
Is that you, Abby?

1878
01:34:19.440 --> 01:34:20.487
Where did he go?

1879
01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:21.925
Hey, guys, check it out!

1880
01:34:22.080 --> 01:34:23.161
Hey, listen.

1881
01:34:23.240 --> 01:34:26.005
I figured you're gonna need my help,
so I borrowed all this stuff.

1882
01:34:26.080 --> 01:34:28.924
If you could just chuck me down
my own proton pack, that'd be great.

1883
01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:30.490
- Kevin, come inside!
- Kevin.

1884
01:34:30.600 --> 01:34:31.681
- Come inside.
- I'm part of the team.

1885
01:34:31.760 --> 01:34:32.921
I can help out.
I'm not gonna get in your way.

1886
01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:34.206
- Come on, move!
- Move!

1887
01:34:34.280 --> 01:34:35.850
I was born to be a Ghostbuster, all right?

1888
01:34:35.920 --> 01:34:36.921
Nothing's gonna stop me!

1889
01:34:40.240 --> 01:34:41.685
- Man.
- Kevin!

1890
01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:43.489
Come on, Rowan, get out of him!

1891
01:34:43.560 --> 01:34:45.164
Thanks for the upgrade.

1892
01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:47.091
Rowan, ya big bully!

1893
01:34:48.080 --> 01:34:50.003
Hope this guy knows
how to ride a motorcycle.

1894
01:34:50.120 --> 01:34:51.406
Rowan, not Kevin!

1895
01:34:52.360 --> 01:34:53.600
Yeah, he does.

1896
01:34:55.760 --> 01:34:57.285
That's so not good.

1897
01:35:04.120 --> 01:35:06.646
No, no. It's just a magic trick.
He didn't actually cut her in half.

1898
01:35:06.760 --> 01:35:09.127
- No, no. I was there. She was cut in half.
- There's two women.

1899
01:35:09.200 --> 01:35:10.804
- Yeah, I saw it.
- It's just a trick.

1900
01:35:11.480 --> 01:35:12.811
Mayor Bradley, it's me!

1901
01:35:13.640 --> 01:35:15.642
Who the shit is this?

1902
01:35:15.720 --> 01:35:17.449
It's me! It's Erin.

1903
01:35:17.520 --> 01:35:19.409
She thinks that's a sliding door.

1904
01:35:19.480 --> 01:35:20.641
It's Erin. Hi!

1905
01:35:20.720 --> 01:35:23.041
She thinks they're all doors. That's sad.

1906
01:35:23.120 --> 01:35:24.565
She's a scientist.

1907
01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:26.130
Mayor Bradley.

1908
01:35:26.880 --> 01:35:28.291
You have to evacuate the city!

1909
01:35:28.480 --> 01:35:29.447
Never say that word.

1910
01:35:29.520 --> 01:35:30.885
You have to shut down the power
to the whole city!

1911
01:35:30.960 --> 01:35:33.691
Don't you understand? He's using
the power to energize them!

1912
01:35:33.760 --> 01:35:36.081
You know what, as you can see,
the mayor is very busy.

1913
01:35:36.160 --> 01:35:37.321
No.

1914
01:35:37.400 --> 01:35:38.526
It's happening.

1915
01:35:39.000 --> 01:35:40.570
Can you hear it?

1916
01:35:42.480 --> 01:35:43.686
It's...

1917
01:35:46.840 --> 01:35:48.080
Okay, that's a dumpster.

1918
01:35:48.160 --> 01:35:50.481
But the undead are still arriving.

1919
01:35:50.560 --> 01:35:51.925
Please, Mayor Bradley,
you have to believe me.

1920
01:35:52.000 --> 01:35:53.490
You're the only one
that can do something. Don't...

1921
01:35:53.600 --> 01:35:55.011
Please don't be like the mayor in Jaws.

1922
01:35:56.520 --> 01:35:58.921
Never compare me to the Jaws mayor. Never!

1923
01:35:59.000 --> 01:36:00.001
Please, you have to get everyone out.

1924
01:36:00.120 --> 01:36:01.167
You're endangering everyone in the city!

1925
01:36:01.240 --> 01:36:02.401
That took way too long.

1926
01:36:02.480 --> 01:36:03.527
What are you doing?

1927
01:36:03.600 --> 01:36:05.125
My... Get off of me!

1928
01:36:06.400 --> 01:36:08.084
Mayor Bradley, you have to listen to me!

1929
01:36:08.160 --> 01:36:11.050
Get out of the city! Get out of the city!

1930
01:36:11.160 --> 01:36:12.685
They're coming!

1931
01:36:12.760 --> 01:36:15.127
Don't you understand?
These ghosts kill people!

1932
01:36:24.160 --> 01:36:25.969
50 cents a T-shirt.

1933
01:36:26.040 --> 01:36:28.088
My plan is to wear a new one every day,

1934
01:36:28.160 --> 01:36:31.482
and then just throw 'em out
and then start over every month, yeah.

1935
01:36:32.480 --> 01:36:34.960
Hey. Man, nobody ordered
a Clark Kent strippergram.

1936
01:36:35.040 --> 01:36:36.246
Clark Kent?

1937
01:36:37.040 --> 01:36:39.407
Because of the glasses
and the handsomeness?

1938
01:36:50.120 --> 01:36:52.521
I should have worked out more
when I was alive.

1939
01:37:03.160 --> 01:37:05.527
I definitely should have worked out more.

1940
01:37:40.720 --> 01:37:42.961
You have to get out of the city!

1941
01:37:43.960 --> 01:37:45.769
Please! Get out!

1942
01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:48.961
No.

1943
01:37:49.920 --> 01:37:51.285
It's happening.

1944
01:38:45.080 --> 01:38:47.321
City College must have just let out, huh?

1945
01:38:49.520 --> 01:38:50.521
Yankees suck!

1946
01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:55.364
What the hell am I doing in New York?

1947
01:38:56.720 --> 01:38:57.721
Let's do this!

1948
01:38:58.160 --> 01:38:59.161
Yeah.

1949
01:39:07.560 --> 01:39:09.403
Taxi! Taxi!

1950
01:39:12.360 --> 01:39:14.408
- Where you going?
- Chinatown.

1951
01:39:14.480 --> 01:39:16.847
Nah. That's, like,
one more block south than I want to go.

1952
01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:19.491
Sir, those are actual ghosts flying around!

1953
01:39:19.560 --> 01:39:21.961
They're Class 5 floating vapors.
Nothing to worry about.

1954
01:39:22.040 --> 01:39:24.247
No, no, no, it's important.
Don't you see what's happening?

1955
01:39:24.320 --> 01:39:25.446
Look, I don't go to Chinatown,

1956
01:39:25.560 --> 01:39:28.040
I don't drive wackos,
and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

1957
01:39:28.120 --> 01:39:29.645
What? No, no, no, wait!

1958
01:39:30.120 --> 01:39:32.009
That's a double negative!

1959
01:39:32.280 --> 01:39:33.964
That means you are afraid of ghosts.

1960
01:39:34.880 --> 01:39:36.291
God, I got to get my gear.

1961
01:39:46.040 --> 01:39:47.644
Seem to have hit an impasse.

1962
01:39:47.720 --> 01:39:49.131
Yeah, I'd say so.

1963
01:39:52.320 --> 01:39:54.004
All right, let's clear a path.

1964
01:39:54.320 --> 01:39:56.322
You guys, this looks like my kitchen.

1965
01:40:09.840 --> 01:40:11.126
What the hell is that thing?

1966
01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:18.120
- Hey, hey!
- Wait!

1967
01:40:18.240 --> 01:40:19.571
Really?

1968
01:40:19.640 --> 01:40:21.290
Did you leave the keys in the car?

1969
01:40:26.960 --> 01:40:29.042
My uncle is gonna be pissed.

1970
01:40:33.360 --> 01:40:34.964
- Okay, light him up!
- No, don't shoot.

1971
01:40:35.040 --> 01:40:37.042
The equipment on top of that
is basically a nuclear reactor.

1972
01:40:37.120 --> 01:40:39.361
- What?
- Okay, I vote we don't shoot at that.

1973
01:40:54.560 --> 01:40:56.722
Well, we just gave a ghost a nuke.

1974
01:40:56.800 --> 01:40:58.404
We should probably run.

1975
01:40:58.640 --> 01:40:59.641
Yep.

1976
01:41:00.600 --> 01:41:01.965
Go! Go! Moving out!

1977
01:41:23.280 --> 01:41:26.807
Yo, was Thanksgiving
like Halloween back in the 1920s?

1978
01:41:26.880 --> 01:41:29.042
'Cause that's a creepy-ass Macy's Parade.

1979
01:41:29.120 --> 01:41:33.444
I don't know. I've always kind of been
attracted to husky men in hats.

1980
01:41:35.320 --> 01:41:36.970
I just made eye contact.

1981
01:41:37.040 --> 01:41:38.690
- With the balloon?
- Yeah, straight down the barrel.

1982
01:41:42.680 --> 01:41:45.206
- Damn.
- I think we may look like chew toys to him.

1983
01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:47.329
All right, let's pop some balloons!

1984
01:42:14.680 --> 01:42:16.284
Lord, have mercy.

1985
01:42:16.400 --> 01:42:18.209
This is just wrong!

1986
01:42:18.600 --> 01:42:20.807
I can't move my hand.

1987
01:42:20.880 --> 01:42:22.962
I can't reach the trigger.

1988
01:42:23.800 --> 01:42:26.883
You guys, this is exactly
how I pictured my death.

1989
01:42:37.080 --> 01:42:38.241
Come on.

1990
01:42:39.320 --> 01:42:41.049
Proton guns are all well and good,

1991
01:42:41.120 --> 01:42:43.885
but sometimes you need the Swiss Army.

1992
01:42:45.280 --> 01:42:46.850
Welcome back!

1993
01:42:47.240 --> 01:42:49.083
- Am I shouting?
- Yeah.

1994
01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:52.171
I think the balloon popped my ear!

1995
01:42:52.240 --> 01:42:56.848
All right, let's go save this city
and get our terrible receptionist back.

1996
01:42:56.920 --> 01:42:58.922
We're not gonna find another one that pretty.

1997
01:43:13.400 --> 01:43:14.811
Who's the flying beefcake?

1998
01:43:17.440 --> 01:43:18.441
Hello.

1999
01:43:18.760 --> 01:43:23.084
Dear brave men and women
of the protection services industry,

2000
01:43:23.480 --> 01:43:26.290
I would like to see you dance.

2001
01:43:30.960 --> 01:43:31.961
Get it off.

2002
01:43:32.040 --> 01:43:33.121
I can't. It won't work anymore.

2003
01:43:40.960 --> 01:43:42.883
I control all of you.

2004
01:43:55.480 --> 01:43:56.481
This is fun.

2005
01:44:02.840 --> 01:44:04.444
Women. Always late.

2006
01:44:05.960 --> 01:44:08.486
Probably couldn't decide
which dirty jumpsuit to wear.

2007
01:44:09.760 --> 01:44:12.411
Let's give 'em a proper New York welcome,
shall we?

2008
01:44:15.240 --> 01:44:18.005
Welcome to the glory days of New York City.

2009
01:44:18.080 --> 01:44:19.127
Have fun!

2010
01:44:32.640 --> 01:44:34.051
Never been good in a fight.

2011
01:44:34.600 --> 01:44:35.761
Well, good news.

2012
01:44:35.840 --> 01:44:37.683
Here's your chance to work on that.

2013
01:44:40.600 --> 01:44:42.443
Guys, you all have your sidearms.

2014
01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:44.170
I suggest you use them.

2015
01:44:44.240 --> 01:44:45.651
Okay, power up.

2016
01:45:05.120 --> 01:45:06.485
Holtzy, get down! Get down!

2017
01:45:12.600 --> 01:45:13.601
Slap shot!

2018
01:45:14.760 --> 01:45:15.761
Gotcha.

2019
01:45:19.280 --> 01:45:21.169
This isn't very Puritan behavior!

2020
01:45:25.080 --> 01:45:26.320
D'oh. Nuts!

2021
01:45:32.640 --> 01:45:33.926
I'm getting the hang of this!

2022
01:45:37.120 --> 01:45:38.121
Shoot.

2023
01:45:38.200 --> 01:45:39.850
I lost my glasses!

2024
01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:42.207
Wait, wait, I got 'em! They're in my hand!

2025
01:45:42.280 --> 01:45:43.361
A little help!

2026
01:45:52.520 --> 01:45:53.646
Impressive.

2027
01:45:57.120 --> 01:45:58.884
Holtzy! I got you!

2028
01:46:00.320 --> 01:46:02.322
It's chipping time now, ghost.

2029
01:46:04.240 --> 01:46:06.607
And this is what you get for sitting on me!

2030
01:46:08.000 --> 01:46:09.047
Missed me!

2031
01:46:09.120 --> 01:46:10.201
Thanks, Patty.

2032
01:46:22.080 --> 01:46:23.206
Not you guys again!

2033
01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:27.204
Say hello to my little...

2034
01:46:29.920 --> 01:46:31.331
What the hell?

2035
01:46:36.480 --> 01:46:38.005
Forgot about my new toys.

2036
01:46:41.000 --> 01:46:42.161
Let's go.

2037
01:47:09.920 --> 01:47:12.207
You just got Holtzmanned, baby!

2038
01:47:12.720 --> 01:47:13.767
You know what?

2039
01:47:13.840 --> 01:47:16.286
I'm glad I didn't know
any of you when you were alive,

2040
01:47:16.360 --> 01:47:18.647
'cause I don't enjoy any of you,
especially you.

2041
01:47:18.720 --> 01:47:20.643
Okay. All right, Abby,
let's reel it in tighter.

2042
01:47:20.720 --> 01:47:23.041
- I don't like you either!
- We got to save our energy.

2043
01:47:23.120 --> 01:47:24.610
Come on, let's go.

2044
01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:28.967
Oh, my God, you killed a Pilgrim.

2045
01:47:29.400 --> 01:47:30.731
It appears I did.

2046
01:47:39.160 --> 01:47:41.162
- This is weird.
- It sure is.

2047
01:47:41.280 --> 01:47:43.248
Hey, why y'all like this?

2048
01:47:43.480 --> 01:47:44.970
Something's up, man.

2049
01:47:47.720 --> 01:47:49.529
Yeah, great work, fellas.

2050
01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:51.204
Your country thanks you.

2051
01:48:00.600 --> 01:48:03.251
Well, that thing's having
the time of its life.

2052
01:48:04.440 --> 01:48:05.487
Let's go.

2053
01:48:29.800 --> 01:48:30.847
God.

2054
01:48:32.280 --> 01:48:34.647
It feels like the slime
is after me, personally.

2055
01:48:35.120 --> 01:48:36.406
That's all I'm saying.

2056
01:48:36.480 --> 01:48:37.811
This might be a crazy hunch,

2057
01:48:37.880 --> 01:48:40.247
but I think he's got that machine
up and running again.

2058
01:48:41.520 --> 01:48:42.646
Come on.

2059
01:48:48.480 --> 01:48:49.811
Damn, I missed.

2060
01:48:50.080 --> 01:48:51.002
Kevin!

2061
01:48:52.160 --> 01:48:53.969
Is that what this thing's name is?

2062
01:48:54.040 --> 01:48:59.206
Thought it'd be something more Australian
like "Jack-O" or "Dave-O" or "Rob-O."

2063
01:48:59.280 --> 01:49:01.806
I see there's five of you now.

2064
01:49:05.600 --> 01:49:06.886
Who are you?

2065
01:49:06.960 --> 01:49:08.564
I'm Frank.

2066
01:49:09.560 --> 01:49:11.403
I just came down to get some ice.

2067
01:49:11.880 --> 01:49:13.405
Get out of here!

2068
01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:15.171
Get out of here!

2069
01:49:20.000 --> 01:49:23.561
I think we should've gave him a heads up
about what was going on out there, y'all.

2070
01:49:24.160 --> 01:49:26.288
It's been a very long day.
Why don't you take a seat?

2071
01:49:27.800 --> 01:49:28.801
Please, sit.

2072
01:49:28.880 --> 01:49:30.006
Don't mind if I do.

2073
01:49:33.480 --> 01:49:34.481
Okay.

2074
01:49:35.440 --> 01:49:37.249
I do appreciate the joke. It's a classic.

2075
01:49:37.320 --> 01:49:38.651
For fun.

2076
01:49:38.840 --> 01:49:41.446
I know you're getting real comfy
in your Kevin skin suit,

2077
01:49:41.520 --> 01:49:42.885
but it's time you hop out.

2078
01:49:43.320 --> 01:49:46.961
We like him,
despite his many, many frustrating quirks.

2079
01:49:47.040 --> 01:49:49.646
- He just started figuring out the phones!
- Yeah.

2080
01:49:50.520 --> 01:49:51.681
I don't know.

2081
01:49:53.160 --> 01:49:55.083
Is this a little too Peter Pan?

2082
01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:57.161
Anyway, I'll embrace it.

2083
01:50:00.520 --> 01:50:01.601
You know, to be honest with you,

2084
01:50:01.680 --> 01:50:03.887
this guy's making me feel
stupider by the second.

2085
01:50:04.040 --> 01:50:05.007
He's all yours.

2086
01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:06.966
- No!
- No, no, no!

2087
01:50:09.840 --> 01:50:11.649
Don't let Rowan get away!

2088
01:50:11.720 --> 01:50:13.609
I got his ass! Here I am.

2089
01:50:14.560 --> 01:50:17.882
Nobody hurts Kevin, man!
Nobody hurts Kevin!

2090
01:50:17.960 --> 01:50:20.884
Come out, come out wherever you are

2091
01:50:20.960 --> 01:50:22.007
Over here.

2092
01:50:24.080 --> 01:50:25.366
Those guns come with instructions?

2093
01:50:25.440 --> 01:50:28.728
Come on, Rowan! Come get your virginity
out of the lost-and-found!

2094
01:50:28.800 --> 01:50:30.609
- You shoot like girls.
- 12 o'clock!

2095
01:50:38.480 --> 01:50:39.527
I think you broke it.

2096
01:50:39.600 --> 01:50:40.931
Look what you made me do!

2097
01:50:41.000 --> 01:50:42.650
It's ridiculous. Let's get Kevin.

2098
01:50:44.160 --> 01:50:45.969
I knew he was dumb as a box of rocks.

2099
01:50:46.040 --> 01:50:48.486
I didn't know he's as heavy as one.
What's he made out of?

2100
01:50:48.560 --> 01:50:50.449
Pure muscle. And baby-soft skin.

2101
01:50:51.680 --> 01:50:53.603
Come on, Rowan, show yourself!

2102
01:50:54.160 --> 01:50:56.049
What form would you prefer I take?

2103
01:50:56.120 --> 01:50:58.805
Maybe something stationary.
Like a bull's-eye.

2104
01:50:58.920 --> 01:51:00.570
Well, I'll tell you what I prefer.

2105
01:51:00.640 --> 01:51:04.008
I prefer something nice and cute,
like a friendly little ghost.

2106
01:51:05.480 --> 01:51:06.891
Is this what you want?

2107
01:51:06.960 --> 01:51:08.325
Something more familiar?

2108
01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:09.966
Ice cream.

2109
01:51:10.480 --> 01:51:12.244
Well, you know what,
I don't have no problem with that.

2110
01:51:12.320 --> 01:51:13.970
Thank you very much for being reasonable.

2111
01:51:14.040 --> 01:51:16.361
If this is what you want, it works for me.

2112
01:51:18.280 --> 01:51:20.487
God, he's really going for it.

2113
01:51:20.560 --> 01:51:22.722
Man, I said cute. Cute!

2114
01:51:22.800 --> 01:51:23.961
God.

2115
01:51:24.520 --> 01:51:27.091
No. No, no, no.

2116
01:51:27.200 --> 01:51:28.201
No.

2117
01:51:29.640 --> 01:51:31.165
Okay, this is not good.

2118
01:51:48.320 --> 01:51:50.846
Run! Run!

2119
01:52:22.360 --> 01:52:23.521
Come on!

2120
01:52:24.520 --> 01:52:25.681
Erin!

2121
01:52:32.360 --> 01:52:35.364
Okay. Homeboy is pretty much
not keeping up with what we agreed upon.

2122
01:52:38.480 --> 01:52:42.007
What part of "small and friendly"
did he not understand?

2123
01:52:48.480 --> 01:52:49.766
What do we do now?

2124
01:52:49.840 --> 01:52:52.764
We gotta go back there. We've got to
shoot directly in the portal with more power.

2125
01:52:52.840 --> 01:52:55.081
If we can do that, we might be able
to cause a reverse reaction.

2126
01:52:55.160 --> 01:52:56.525
We gotta cross the streams.

2127
01:52:56.600 --> 01:52:59.444
Wait, wait, wait. You mean that thing
you were talking about that's so powerful

2128
01:52:59.520 --> 01:53:01.284
that will make all of our atoms implode?

2129
01:53:01.360 --> 01:53:03.601
No, implode is the wrong word.
It'll be more violent than that.

2130
01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:06.047
We gotta cross 'em up,
and we've got an extremely good shot

2131
01:53:06.120 --> 01:53:09.681
at pulling all the ionized ecto-matter
back into the dimension of its origin.

2132
01:53:09.800 --> 01:53:11.928
So, on the plus side, we save the world.

2133
01:53:12.000 --> 01:53:16.210
And on the negative side, we experience the
most painful death conceivable of all time.

2134
01:53:16.400 --> 01:53:18.448
Yeah. It's hard to shine
that penny, but yeah.

2135
01:53:18.760 --> 01:53:19.761
Okay.

2136
01:53:20.320 --> 01:53:21.321
Let's do it.

2137
01:53:21.400 --> 01:53:24.085
Attagirl. Okay, let's go. Go, go, go.

2138
01:53:39.840 --> 01:53:41.251
All right, fire 'em up.

2139
01:54:06.320 --> 01:54:07.367
The portal's too strong.

2140
01:54:07.440 --> 01:54:09.886
We still don't have enough power
to reverse it.

2141
01:54:15.160 --> 01:54:17.766
Yo, what about that nuclear thing
on top of the car?

2142
01:54:17.840 --> 01:54:20.844
If we can get those reactors
super-critical inside the vortex,

2143
01:54:20.920 --> 01:54:23.207
the beta radiation could 180 the polarity.

2144
01:54:23.280 --> 01:54:25.487
Causing a total protonic reversal.

2145
01:54:25.560 --> 01:54:27.688
It's gonna turn that portal
into a giant ghost trap.

2146
01:54:27.760 --> 01:54:29.444
You are a genius, Patty.

2147
01:54:29.680 --> 01:54:30.920
I'm a Ghostbuster.

2148
01:54:31.640 --> 01:54:33.563
All right, let's narrow his path.

2149
01:54:41.640 --> 01:54:43.085
Aim for the silver canisters.

2150
01:55:05.080 --> 01:55:06.206
It's working!

2151
01:55:18.240 --> 01:55:19.287
He's too strong.

2152
01:55:19.360 --> 01:55:21.806
We can't let the portal close
with him still here.

2153
01:55:21.880 --> 01:55:22.927
All right, ladies.

2154
01:55:23.760 --> 01:55:24.966
Let's loosen his grip.

2155
01:55:34.280 --> 01:55:35.645
Yo, that's where
you wanted us to shoot, right?

2156
01:55:35.720 --> 01:55:36.926
Yes.

2157
01:55:44.920 --> 01:55:46.081
Look out!

2158
01:55:47.520 --> 01:55:48.601
Abby!

2159
01:56:06.760 --> 01:56:08.046
The portal's closing!

2160
01:56:08.120 --> 01:56:10.646
- Abby, hang on! I'm coming!
- What is she doing?

2161
01:56:17.280 --> 01:56:18.327
Hang on, Abby!

2162
01:56:47.200 --> 01:56:48.531
Abby!

2163
01:56:57.880 --> 01:56:58.927
Erin.

2164
01:56:59.920 --> 01:57:01.490
I wasn't gonna leave you twice.

2165
01:57:01.800 --> 01:57:02.926
Yeah.

2166
01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:06.761
Hold on!

2167
01:57:10.240 --> 01:57:12.163
- Oh, my God.
- We got to get 'em out of there.

2168
01:57:12.240 --> 01:57:13.446
We got to get 'em out of there!

2169
01:57:38.920 --> 01:57:40.331
Shut up!

2170
01:57:40.880 --> 01:57:41.881
Yeah!

2171
01:57:42.680 --> 01:57:43.727
Hell yeah!

2172
01:57:45.840 --> 01:57:48.081
Yeah! Yeah!

2173
01:57:48.160 --> 01:57:49.969
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

2174
01:57:50.080 --> 01:57:51.081
Oh, my God!

2175
01:57:52.240 --> 01:57:53.401
Yeah! Yeah!

2176
01:57:54.440 --> 01:57:55.805
- What's "whoa"?
- Yes.

2177
01:57:55.920 --> 01:57:57.081
No!

2178
01:57:58.440 --> 01:57:59.566
My...

2179
01:58:00.520 --> 01:58:01.760
My gosh.

2180
01:58:04.240 --> 01:58:05.810
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

2181
01:58:05.880 --> 01:58:07.120
My gosh!

2182
01:58:08.320 --> 01:58:09.560
What year is it?

2183
01:58:09.640 --> 01:58:10.846
- It's 2040.
- What?

2184
01:58:10.920 --> 01:58:13.207
- Our president is a plant.
- Oh, my God!

2185
01:58:13.280 --> 01:58:14.884
I'm kidding. You were gone two seconds.

2186
01:58:14.960 --> 01:58:16.325
- We did it?
- Yeah.

2187
01:58:16.440 --> 01:58:18.249
- Yeah, you did it.
- Yep.

2188
01:58:18.360 --> 01:58:19.691
- We all did it.
- We all did it.

2189
01:58:19.760 --> 01:58:21.444
- We all did it.
- That's right.

2190
01:58:21.520 --> 01:58:23.284
- We all did it.
- Well...

2191
01:58:24.320 --> 01:58:26.402
What did you do, Kevin?

2192
01:58:26.480 --> 01:58:27.686
I did a lot, actually.

2193
01:58:27.760 --> 01:58:29.603
I'll have you know that
I walked over to the power box,

2194
01:58:29.680 --> 01:58:30.841
pushed a bunch of buttons.

2195
01:58:30.920 --> 01:58:33.491
Everything got sucked into the portal,
then it closed up.

2196
01:58:33.560 --> 01:58:34.846
- Kev.
- That's...

2197
01:58:34.960 --> 01:58:37.122
Sweet, sweet Kev. The two are unrelated.

2198
01:58:38.440 --> 01:58:41.523
More important question.
When did you have time to get a sandwich?

2199
01:58:41.720 --> 01:58:43.961
When I was looking for you guys,
I looked in that deli over there.

2200
01:58:44.040 --> 01:58:47.681
When we were risking our lives,
trying to save New York City,

2201
01:58:47.760 --> 01:58:49.808
you stopped in to get a sandwich?

2202
01:58:49.880 --> 01:58:51.484
Quit splitting hairs, okay?

2203
01:58:51.600 --> 01:58:53.170
Potatoes, tomatoes. It doesn't matter.

2204
01:58:53.240 --> 01:58:55.004
Point is, the Ghostbusters...

2205
01:58:55.880 --> 01:58:57.211
Are back together again, okay?

2206
01:58:57.280 --> 01:58:58.441
And that's what friends are for.

2207
01:59:00.600 --> 01:59:02.489
- Just glad you okay, man.
- Kevin!

2208
01:59:02.560 --> 01:59:04.289
Yes. Hold my hand longer.

2209
01:59:04.360 --> 01:59:05.930
Okay. Okay. Okay.

2210
01:59:06.000 --> 01:59:08.401
I love the hair, by the way.
Makes you look a lot older.

2211
01:59:08.480 --> 01:59:09.561
You know what?

2212
01:59:11.560 --> 01:59:12.846
A little help, please?

2213
01:59:16.320 --> 01:59:17.321
Really?

2214
01:59:20.000 --> 01:59:21.650
Can I have the beverage, please?

2215
01:59:21.720 --> 01:59:22.721
Don't.

2216
01:59:26.200 --> 01:59:27.406
And a muffin, thanks.

2217
01:59:28.240 --> 01:59:29.241
Oh, my God.

2218
01:59:30.080 --> 01:59:31.491
Are you a wizard?

2219
01:59:31.800 --> 01:59:33.290
In the aftermath of the events,

2220
01:59:33.360 --> 01:59:35.010
authorities are still trying to understand

2221
01:59:35.080 --> 01:59:37.924
what happened in Times Square
and throughout the city.

2222
01:59:38.000 --> 01:59:40.241
I saw Pilgrims. Ghost Pilgrims.

2223
01:59:40.520 --> 01:59:44.206
So you're honestly gonna stand here
and tell me that we didn't all see ghosts,

2224
01:59:44.320 --> 01:59:45.970
that what actually happened

2225
01:59:46.040 --> 01:59:48.771
was that terrorists drugged all of the water
with hallucinogens.

2226
01:59:48.840 --> 01:59:49.921
Yes. Yes.

2227
01:59:50.000 --> 01:59:51.331
Wait, what?

2228
01:59:51.400 --> 01:59:53.084
- Baba Booey!
- I... I...

2229
01:59:53.320 --> 01:59:56.642
...with the government trying to claim
the event wasn't supernatural,

2230
01:59:56.720 --> 02:00:00.008
despite so many eyewitness accounts
to the contrary.

2231
02:00:00.080 --> 02:00:01.286
The big question is,

2232
02:00:01.360 --> 02:00:05.046
was it the four women
who refer to themselves as Ghostbusters

2233
02:00:05.120 --> 02:00:06.963
who actually thwarted the attack?

2234
02:00:07.040 --> 02:00:08.007
We may never know.

2235
02:00:08.080 --> 02:00:10.048
Well, now I know how Batman feels.

2236
02:00:11.880 --> 02:00:13.928
You know what?
You don't have to keep fiddling with it.

2237
02:00:14.000 --> 02:00:16.731
I think it looks nice. Right?

2238
02:00:16.880 --> 02:00:18.484
I'd talk to you at an AA meeting.

2239
02:00:19.480 --> 02:00:20.481
It's my fault, anyway.

2240
02:00:20.560 --> 02:00:22.210
The box said the color was called Garfield.

2241
02:00:23.720 --> 02:00:26.166
It wasn't even the cat. It was the president.

2242
02:00:27.320 --> 02:00:29.527
It was part of
the Dead Presidents Color Collection.

2243
02:00:29.600 --> 02:00:31.284
You stay away from Taft.

2244
02:00:31.360 --> 02:00:34.250
That's my mother's color.
I don't want to see that on anyone's head.

2245
02:00:34.320 --> 02:00:36.482
Mine was "Woman with a Secret."

2246
02:00:37.320 --> 02:00:39.084
And she was kind of going...

2247
02:00:39.160 --> 02:00:41.003
And she appeared to be in a canoe.

2248
02:00:41.080 --> 02:00:43.082
You know what, I want to make a toast.

2249
02:00:45.480 --> 02:00:46.970
- Here we go.
- Here we go.

2250
02:00:47.840 --> 02:00:51.561
Physics is the study of
the movement of bodies in space,

2251
02:00:51.680 --> 02:00:54.968
and it can unlock the mysteries
of the universe.

2252
02:00:55.040 --> 02:00:59.682
But it cannot answer the essential question
of what is our purpose here.

2253
02:00:59.760 --> 02:01:03.128
And, to me, the purpose of life is to love.

2254
02:01:03.200 --> 02:01:06.761
And to love is what you have shown me.

2255
02:01:06.840 --> 02:01:09.764
I didn't think that I would
ever really have a friend until I met Abby,

2256
02:01:09.840 --> 02:01:12.127
and then I feel like
I have a family of my own.

2257
02:01:12.240 --> 02:01:13.685
And I love you. Thank you.

2258
02:01:14.360 --> 02:01:15.327
Thank you.

2259
02:01:15.840 --> 02:01:17.171
I mean, that was like
a real thing right there.

2260
02:01:17.240 --> 02:01:19.049
- Yeah, that was...
- That was, like, so real.

2261
02:01:19.120 --> 02:01:20.884
I'm so sorry I'm late.

2262
02:01:22.520 --> 02:01:25.444
We want to thank you for your discretion.

2263
02:01:25.520 --> 02:01:28.171
It's not working at all, but thank you.

2264
02:01:28.240 --> 02:01:32.245
Actually, we'd like you to continue
to study this subject,

2265
02:01:32.320 --> 02:01:33.890
fully funded.

2266
02:01:33.960 --> 02:01:37.089
You know, we need to be better prepared,
just in case.

2267
02:01:37.160 --> 02:01:38.810
- Yeah. Yes, that's smart.
- Yes.

2268
02:01:38.880 --> 02:01:40.848
Whatever you need, going forward.

2269
02:01:40.920 --> 02:01:42.126
Anything at all.

2270
02:01:43.280 --> 02:01:44.441
Anything?

2271
02:01:45.560 --> 02:01:46.641
Anything.

2272
02:01:46.720 --> 02:01:47.767
Hell yeah!

2273
02:01:49.560 --> 02:01:50.607
Second floor is mine.

2274
02:01:50.680 --> 02:01:52.523
You can't claim a whole floor.

2275
02:01:52.600 --> 02:01:53.647
- I just did.
- You can't...

2276
02:01:53.720 --> 02:01:55.449
You can't do that, Holtzy!

2277
02:01:55.760 --> 02:01:57.410
Not bad, ghost girl.

2278
02:01:57.480 --> 02:01:59.562
Thank you, and I proudly take that title.

2279
02:02:04.120 --> 02:02:05.884
- Is that...
- Patty's uncle.

2280
02:02:10.200 --> 02:02:11.361
Unc!

2281
02:02:12.160 --> 02:02:13.207
Where is it?

2282
02:02:13.720 --> 02:02:15.529
What are you talking about?
I told you what happened.

2283
02:02:15.600 --> 02:02:16.886
Where's the car?

2284
02:02:16.960 --> 02:02:19.327
- It's on the other side.
- In Jersey?

2285
02:02:19.400 --> 02:02:21.004
No, in the portal.

2286
02:02:22.040 --> 02:02:24.691
You know what? We should probably
let them just work this out.

2287
02:02:24.760 --> 02:02:25.727
- Excuse me.
- Patty,

2288
02:02:25.800 --> 02:02:27.689
I got four funerals this weekend.

2289
02:02:27.760 --> 02:02:29.489
I can't do them with just one hearse.

2290
02:02:29.560 --> 02:02:31.085
Maybe you could do two at a time.

2291
02:02:31.160 --> 02:02:32.685
We're not stacking 'em like flapjacks!

2292
02:02:45.120 --> 02:02:46.849
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

2293
02:02:46.960 --> 02:02:48.246
I know what you did.

2294
02:02:48.480 --> 02:02:49.641
What?

2295
02:02:49.720 --> 02:02:52.405
Bennie, don't get weird on me, okay?

2296
02:02:53.760 --> 02:02:54.966
What is...

2297
02:02:55.400 --> 02:02:57.004
Yeah!

2298
02:02:57.080 --> 02:03:01.369
I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio
of wontons to broth.

2299
02:03:01.440 --> 02:03:02.965
This is absolute madness.

2300
02:03:03.120 --> 02:03:05.726
Come on, girl.
You deserve every wonton in the world.

2301
02:03:05.800 --> 02:03:07.882
Don't let any man tell you otherwise.

2302
02:03:07.960 --> 02:03:08.961
- Okay, you can go.
- All right.

2303
02:03:09.040 --> 02:03:10.280
- We still good for brunch?
- Nope.

2304
02:03:10.400 --> 02:03:11.401
Just go.

2305
02:03:26.840 --> 02:03:29.923
Ghostbusters. Please give
a detailed description of your apparition.

2306
02:03:30.880 --> 02:03:32.405
Well, that sounds like

2307
02:03:32.480 --> 02:03:36.804
an illusional meta-physious, spectro-mian.

2308
02:03:38.040 --> 02:03:39.690
I'm talking like you guys.

2309
02:03:39.760 --> 02:03:41.091
- Way to go, Kev.
- Yeah.

2310
02:03:41.160 --> 02:03:43.322
Well, that sounds very scary.

2311
02:03:43.400 --> 02:03:46.722
It's probably 'cause you got
a lot of bad karma from your previous life.

2312
02:03:48.680 --> 02:03:49.920
I hate coffee.

2313
02:03:50.000 --> 02:03:51.889
I'm just gonna disconnect his phone.

2314
02:03:51.960 --> 02:03:53.200
- He won't notice.
- No.

2315
02:04:09.280 --> 02:04:10.964
How's it going over here?

2316
02:04:11.960 --> 02:04:12.961
Good. Really good.

2317
02:04:13.040 --> 02:04:16.169
I'm working on some kind of next-level stuff.

2318
02:04:16.240 --> 02:04:17.446
Case in point.

2319
02:04:22.800 --> 02:04:23.801
What is this for?

2320
02:04:23.880 --> 02:04:26.963
It catches ghosts
and it transports them somewhere else.

2321
02:04:27.040 --> 02:04:28.371
I don't know where,

2322
02:04:28.480 --> 02:04:30.960
but I have a feeling it's Michigan.

2323
02:04:32.480 --> 02:04:34.050
Sorry, Lansing.

2324
02:04:45.760 --> 02:04:47.649
Hey, how's this containment unit?

2325
02:04:47.720 --> 02:04:49.131
You got that up and going?

2326
02:04:49.200 --> 02:04:51.407
That? That's going real smooth.

2327
02:04:52.080 --> 02:04:56.210
I just would say don't be in a room with it
for more than an hour at a time,

2328
02:04:56.280 --> 02:04:59.602
because I'm thinking a lot of hair loss.

2329
02:04:59.720 --> 02:05:02.291
Well, that might be
something we want to work on.

2330
02:05:03.400 --> 02:05:05.971
Hi. Hello. Sorry, I didn't know
anyone else was here.

2331
02:05:06.040 --> 02:05:07.565
What a ding-a-ling. I forgot to introduce.

2332
02:05:07.640 --> 02:05:09.961
This is my mentor, Dr. Rebecca Gorin.

2333
02:05:10.560 --> 02:05:12.324
This is reckless, Jillian.

2334
02:05:12.600 --> 02:05:14.090
All someone has to do is sneeze too hard

2335
02:05:14.160 --> 02:05:16.527
and everyone in this building
is going to disintegrate.

2336
02:05:16.760 --> 02:05:19.001
It's completely unstable.

2337
02:05:19.080 --> 02:05:20.684
Do we need this safety light?

2338
02:05:20.760 --> 02:05:24.924
Safety lights are for dudes.

2339
02:05:27.440 --> 02:05:28.487
I hate doing that.

2340
02:05:29.360 --> 02:05:32.284
Hey, y'all need to come check this out.
Come up to the roof.

2341
02:05:42.560 --> 02:05:43.891
Is that for us?

2342
02:05:44.520 --> 02:05:47.126
I guess some people
actually do know what we did.

2343
02:05:48.200 --> 02:05:49.964
Well, that's not terrible.

2344
02:05:50.520 --> 02:05:51.965
No, it's not.

2345
02:05:52.040 --> 02:05:53.530
It's not terrible at all.

2346
02:13:11.200 --> 02:13:12.964
I call it the nutcracker.

2347
02:13:13.480 --> 02:13:14.970
'Cause it crushes the ghost.

2348
02:13:15.040 --> 02:13:16.371
No, it's for walnuts.

2349
02:13:19.320 --> 02:13:20.526
Smart.

2350
02:13:25.720 --> 02:13:27.882
What is it? Did you get something?

2351
02:13:27.960 --> 02:13:30.611
Yeah. I heard something really weird.

2352
02:13:32.560 --> 02:13:33.891
What's "Zuul"?