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- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!

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Hee, can I open this?

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Do you like it?

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- Yeah, do you like yours?
- Yeah.

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Do you like yours?

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Yeah. Are you sure?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, cool.

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Okay.

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Knocky knock, hey.

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You coming to the monthly
happy hour tonight?

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I invited everyone but Scott,
so... you don't have to worry.

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Why would you do
something like that?

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He's gonna think
I asked you to do that.

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Oh, because you still love him?

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Nope, I just don't want
to keep talking about him.

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Because you still love him.

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- Hmm, that's not it again.
- Oh, okay.

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But... anyway I can't go
tonight. Linda's having us over.

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Oh yeah, that's right,
your surprise party.

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Oh my god, I totally
just said that, didn't I?

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Yes, you did.

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Oopsie!

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Krystal: It's okay.

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I already knew.

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Well, don't tell Linda
that I told you, okay?

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- Oh yeah.
- Anyway, you look really good.

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Scott's gonna be jealous
like super soon.

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- Thank you.
- Okay, have fun tonight, bye!

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Okay.

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- Donny: Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Donny.

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I'm really sorry, man.

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I didn't really have time
to go home and get my checkbook.

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Hmm, again, huh?

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Yeah, anyway, is it okay
if I pay you next week?

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Totally,
don't even worry about it.

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- Thanks.
- Donny: It's totally awesome.

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- Right on.
- Thanks, Ted.

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Hey, happy birthday.

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Thanks, dad.

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Hey, mom and I
got you a couple things.

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Okay, talk about it later.

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Hey, guys.

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The thing that these...
Have in common here is that...

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Ah, we don't really know.

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If events worldwide
were an animal,

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what animal would we be?

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Black cat! I mean, Jaguar!

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I'll take Jaguar.

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Hey.

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Hi, Linda.

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You and Donny coming tonight?

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Yep, you told me a year ago.

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Yeah, don't come right at seven.

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Come at like... 7:05.

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Okay, 7:05.

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Just knock on the door
right at 7:05,

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because...

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I'm busy before that.

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Okay, sounds good.

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Dean: This is why
we're losing money.

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Happy birthdays-es you guys.

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Surprise!

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Wow, that's really weird.

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You put us in a heart?

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You're one person in my heart.

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It was cheaper for one graphic.

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Blow them out!

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Let's drink.

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I mean, eat the cake
and then let's drink.

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Linda: Oh, that's perfect.

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Taquito time!

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Whatever happened
with that piano competition

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you were doing? You were gonna
go on tour... or something?

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Ivy, I told you.

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- He didn't win.
- Oh.

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Wrenn: Don't make him
feel bad about not winning.

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It's okay.

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- Ivy: I hit a nerve.
- Yes, you did, jeez.

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Rubbing it in his face
that he lost, sorry.

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Actually, I found
a manager, anyway.

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- Ivy: Oh!
- That's great!

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So, sorry,
but how long do you try?

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Do you keep trying, right?

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Cause you could
be doing that forever

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and never reap the fruits.

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I have to talk to you
about something.

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Absolutely not. If you talk
about work right now,

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I'm gonna put a bullet
in my brain.

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I don't want to talk about work.

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I want you to meet someone.

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No, just 'cause of the way
you said that I can't.

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Trust me.
I know what I'm talking about.

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- No.
- I've been divorced twice.

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Antioxidants, anyway...

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Who is that?

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Linda: Oh my god,
he's right here, Craig!

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- Oh, god.
- What?

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I know Craig.
Hi, Craig. How are you?

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I started that new diet
like you said

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and went to subway
and got one sandwich.

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Yep, subway diet.

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But then I went home
and ordered a pizza.

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Eh, it happens.

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Then I had
a tub of Ben and Jerry's.

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Sounds like you're doing good.

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With chocolate sauce.

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All right,
maybe you should just give up

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and kind of enjoy
you're at your best now.

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What do you say?

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She's right.

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And I think, by the way,
beautiful,

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that you're following
your passion, but at what cost?

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Until you quit, right?

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Or not quit, but find other
avenues for... um, success?

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- Well, I think that's...
- Yeah, we don't know, right?

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That's why
I got a business degree.

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She did.

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- And I'm so thankful for it.
- Ugh, me too.

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Because, see, whereas you
are so specialized you only,

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got a degree in music,
if that makes any sense,

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whereas I kind of have mobility.

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But it's good about the manager,
anyways.

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That's a light
at the end of the tunnel.

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It really is, yeah.

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I guess, for you at this point.

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I'm just thinking, thinking,
got it.

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I just remembered
I have a friend

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who studied tuba
in school and now he's making

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all the music
for iPhone commercials.

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We could slip his number to you

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if and when the manager
doesn't really pan out.

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He's always looking for interns

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and he is, of course...
Much younger than you are.

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Would that be weird, no?

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Wrenn: You could work
for a 16-year-old, right?

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- He's gorgeous.
- Oh...

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- I agree.
- And very strict.

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Do you mind if I cut your face?

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Oh my god, oh.

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- Ah, that's funny.
- Oh, I'm gonna do it.

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I'm gonna do it, oop, oop, oop.
Oh, I did it.

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Sorry, face.

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That's funny.

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Uh, you come here a lot?

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- What do you mean, the house?
- Mm-hmm.

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No, Marina invited me.

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- Did you meet online?
- No, I don't do online dating.

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Oh yeah, no, me neither.
I've never even heard of that.

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I, uh, just made it up.

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Oh.

153
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You look just like my
grandpa's old neighbor, Gus.

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Uh, okay.

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Yeah, it's uncanny.

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Is Gus, like, 70?

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- Nope, he's dead.
- Oh, wow, perfect, thank you.

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Yeah, he was the best though.

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He made his own
salt water Taffy.

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- Oh, Taffy, nice.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, good old, old Taffy Gus.
- Krystal: Yeah.

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That is, uh,
sounds a lot creepier

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than I thought
it was gonna sound. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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- Oh, uh-oh.
- Uh-oh, what?

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Oh, I think I have to save
my brother from like a...

167
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Probably
a terrible conversation.

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- What do you mean?
- Uh, well, it's kind of weird.

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We have a codeword for,
like, party emergencies.

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- You have a codeword?
- Krystal: Mm-hmm.

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Oh, cool, so you guys are,
like, in third grade?

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Ah, well, twins don't age so...

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Who are you?

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Oh, hey, I'm Andy.

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- Krystal.
- It's, uh, nice to meet you.

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Sorry about the frosting.

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Oh, yeah,
you have really dry hands.

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Andy: Thanks.

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Ivy: Can I give you some advice?

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Wrenn: You're gonna love it.

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Go home, right now.

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Dispose of half of what you own.

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Do it.

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Is that your brother?

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Mm-hmm, he looks sad.

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That's the first thing
I noticed about him,

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this deep, unfathomable sadness.

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Holding back,
you are holding back.

189
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Mm-hmm.

190
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He's a good-looking dude.

191
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Hmm.

192
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Thanks for saving me.

193
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I think that was gonna go on
another two hours.

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No problem, that's the worst.

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Andy's an art teacher and he's
reading<i> the hobbit</i> in German.

196
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,836
- Yeah.
- What's it called in German?

197
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It's just called<i> the hobbit.</i>

198
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,939
There's no German word
for hobbit.

199
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,207
Donny: Makes sense.

200
00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,909
Um, how do you like teaching?

201
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'Cause I teach piano
and I hate it.

202
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,412
Oh, I love it.

203
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:17,415
I teach elementary now,
but I used to teach high school,

204
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"but, uh, there was
this one like 6'5" kid,

205
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and, uh, I told him to go
to detention and he was like,

206
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:27,626
"fuck detention," and then
he stabbed me with a protractor.

207
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,027
Yikes.

208
00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,962
No, no, no,
it was cool though I just...

209
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,064
I just went back
and beat the shit out of him.

210
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,132
Hmm.

211
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,600
I'm kidding.

212
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,004
I haven't actually,
uh, attacked a child.

213
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,508
He was really big,
but, yeah, I was fine.

214
00:10:43,709 --> 00:10:45,810
And now I teach
elementary school,

215
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,079
which is the little kids.

216
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,581
They're still stronger than me,

217
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:53,051
but I'm taller so...
That gives me the advantage.

218
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,252
Donny: Nice.

219
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,722
Yeah, uh,
so your sister was telling me

220
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that you guys
are designing a website?

221
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,961
Yeah,
it's a website where you post

222
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,663
fat pictures
of your ex-boyfriends.

223
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,665
Yeah, it's a green initiative.

224
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,600
Krystal: We wanted to do
something paperless.

225
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:11,302
Oh, okay,
so what you're telling me

226
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is that I should never date
either of you, ever.

227
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,374
Well, I don't think
we're gonna use it.

228
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,676
We're just making it.

229
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,210
Just designing it.

230
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:22,814
Actually, my friend Glenn
builds websites for a living.

231
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,783
Yeah, he just sold
his digital agency.

232
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,818
He's doing this
mobile photo booth thing now,

233
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but he's throwing a party.

234
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:31,389
You guys should, uh...
You guys should come.

235
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:33,591
Yeah, that sounds awesome,
thanks.

236
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,126
That sounds awesome, mm-hmm.

237
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:38,396
Andy: I know it's like really
hard building a business.

238
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Furby's are selling
for a hundred bucks a pop

239
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in Thailand right now.

240
00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,468
They're status symbols.

241
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,703
That's depressing.

242
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:47,505
Mint condition or
can it be gently loved?

243
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,842
Ah, shit... I got to go.

244
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,878
I'm, uh, looking after
some chickens down the road.

245
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,081
I gotta go turn the lamps on.

246
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,350
- Wow, all right.
- Okay.

247
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:02,320
But we will call you
about your website friend.

248
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,623
Yeah, we'll do
a group text thing.

249
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,325
- All of us.
- Donny: Yeah.

250
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,695
Okay, cool, uh, it was great
meeting you guys.

251
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Group text me.

252
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,802
Bye, Andy!

253
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:26,511
It almost makes me nervous,
like, how relaxed Andy is.

254
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,812
Like, what aren't
you telling us?

255
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:28,913
Oh, I know.

256
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,615
- He's like a yes person.
- Mm-hmm.

257
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,150
- Scott was a no person.
- Mm-hmm.

258
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,318
Remember when he was like,
"I'll come to your birthday,

259
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,120
but I tend to have more fun
with my friends."

260
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,155
- God, fuck.
- Yuck.

261
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,157
The worst.

262
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,391
Do you think Andy spends
a lot of time on his hair?

263
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,528
No, I think he just wakes up
looking good, every time.

264
00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:47,999
But... I think he drinks a lot
of water, like, just, a lot.

265
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,867
- Just really hydrated.
- Really well hydrated.

266
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,269
Really, like I think
he just, like,

267
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,004
a backpack of coconut waters
all the time.

268
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,105
Mm-hmm.

269
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,074
- Like, the face. You can tell.
- No, I can tell.

270
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,575
The face
is filled with hydration.

271
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,777
I can tell by looking at him.

272
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,612
Mm-hmm, but I don't know.

273
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:03,181
Oh, I wanted to show you
this thing.

274
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,683
I was thinking
after we finish recip-easy,

275
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,852
we should go
to that motel we saw that time,

276
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,354
the one
with all the themed rooms.

277
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,922
You know what I'm talking about?

278
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:13,191
And like we can just
like go for a week,

279
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,193
and like stay in a different
room like every night.

280
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,427
Whimsical lodging.

281
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,062
Yeah, it won't be that whimsical

282
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:20,431
- 'cause we're gonna plan it...
- Oh, the forest room.

283
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,933
Yeah, no,
they're all ugly on purpose.

284
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,101
Like, that's the whole thing.

285
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,702
- Yeah, I remember, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

286
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,203
I kind of want
to like do the Titanic

287
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,739
or like the...
You know, any of these.

288
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:28,840
Mm-hmm.

289
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,342
Yeah, we should totally do it.

290
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,915
I got to go to bed.
You got to take that away.

291
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,116
Okay.

292
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,551
- Take it away.
- Me too.

293
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,718
I can't eat any more of this.

294
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,053
- I got to go.
- All right.

295
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:43,621
Goodnight.

296
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,557
I'm just gonna have
one more bite actually,

297
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,926
but then I'll go.

298
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:49,527
Good night!

299
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,390
Krystal: What are you
doing here?

300
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,025
Char: Brought your b-day gifts!

301
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,896
So I got this idea I want you
to roll around in your noodle.

302
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,998
My friend, Kelly,
my nurse friend, Kelly,

303
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,767
on our days off, we go junkin'.

304
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,669
You would not believe

305
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:08,206
what people
donate to the goodwill.

306
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,674
What is all that?

307
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,410
So now, I got a basement
full of antiques.

308
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,512
So I'm downstairs, thinking,

309
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,448
"how can I
turn this into a cash cow?"

310
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,819
You know, buy low,
sell high kind of thing?

311
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,622
Now I'm driving down the street
and I notice at the gym...

312
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,791
- You know, the gym by my house?
- Mm-hmm.

313
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,560
Right next to it is,
"space for rent."

314
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,096
So I just whip in there,
and I'm sitting there

315
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,700
in the car contemplating
the potential,

316
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,735
when, boom,
I have this epiphany.

317
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,071
I'm gonna open a juicery.

318
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,107
'Cause how hard can it be?

319
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,710
So then I'm envisioning
these sweaty people

320
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,546
coming out of the gym,
so they come in

321
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,050
and that's the hook,
'cause when they come in,

322
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,185
I'm gonna have
all my antiques there.

323
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,221
But I got a name for it.

324
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,958
It's gonna be called
first fruits.

325
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,727
It's biblical, you know.

326
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:05,363
It's six A.M.,
six in the morning.

327
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,099
I haven't told your dad yet.
He's just gonna shit.

328
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,338
Oh, boy.

329
00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,907
Char: They're feminine.

330
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:17,575
That's what men like.

331
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,311
They like feminine and pretty.

332
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,047
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Donny?

333
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:27,051
Oh, wow.

334
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,886
It's a bow tie.

335
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,955
It's not one of those clippies.
It's a real bow tie.

336
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,157
You're gonna have
to learn how to tie it.

337
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,127
It's for when Saul gets you
your first gig.

338
00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,063
- Thanks, mom.
- So what you need to do Donny,

339
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,065
every day, you need to get up,

340
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,401
you need to put that bowtie on,

341
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,303
and that sends the universe
a message

342
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,805
that you are ready
for prosperity.

343
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,074
Okay.

344
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,710
Did I tell you guys
about that special

345
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,413
I watched on national geographic
the other day on pythons?

346
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:56,881
What?

347
00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:01,753
This python grabbed this
monkey, and I swear to god,

348
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:05,390
the monkey's eyeballs
were about to pop out.

349
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,425
That sounds terrible.

350
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,726
Well, Krystal...

351
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,596
It's the circle of life.

352
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,498
It's all about perspective.

353
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,433
So anyway, I gotta bounce,

354
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,835
but I think
I'm really on to something

355
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,737
with this first fruits.

356
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,573
And I'm coming into
the next chapter of my life.

357
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,209
So, give me a kiss goodbye.

358
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,245
- Bye.
- Char: Bye.

359
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:29,881
Bye, Donny.

360
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,618
I'm a little worried
Andy's inviting us

361
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,953
so his website friend
can steal our ideas.

362
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,321
What do you think?

363
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,389
What?

364
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,158
That's crazy.

365
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,593
Maybe he can help us
build them finally.

366
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,562
Yeah, that is crazy.

367
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,831
I guess I'm not as trusting.

368
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,400
Andy doesn't seem like the kind

369
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,202
of person that would
do that anyway.

370
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,904
No, definitely not.

371
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,739
Krystal: All right,
but just in case,

372
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,141
let's only tell him
about recip-easy.

373
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,843
Okay.

374
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,252
Hello, hi, I have
that shirt in plum.

375
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,487
Andy: Hey, buddy.

376
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,155
You brought two people.
That's fun.

377
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,424
Come on in. Here's your money.

378
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,826
I'll see if there's enough.

379
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,160
Hey, is that shirt new?

380
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,728
- Uh-huh.
- I like it.

381
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,997
Now, is there a limit
to the items we can buy

382
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,799
and can we see the items first?

383
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,201
No, that's not how it works.

384
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,671
Bart married Glenn and Susan
and he also does auctions.

385
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,539
Yeah, and pet parties.

386
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,441
Yeah, is that
like a package deal?

387
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,511
No, but it does bring in
repeat business. Just kidding.

388
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,246
What's happening here?

389
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,748
We're clearing the toxic
items from Glenn's home.

390
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,817
Susan decamped
for India last year.

391
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,519
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

392
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,488
She just left all her stuff?

393
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,157
As far as I can tell,
she took her paintbrushes

394
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,459
and a microdermabrasion kit,
so...

395
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,929
Everything else is...
Pretty much up for grabs.

396
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,097
Jeez.

397
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,532
Oh, he doesn't need it.
He's rich.

398
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,300
I don't need it. I don't care.

399
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,637
I'll just redo the whole thing.
I'll just... redo it.

400
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,540
Yeah, you need to get
a fresh start, Glenn.

401
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,942
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but
okay, where is that sweater

402
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,544
that Susan got
from Fran Drescher

403
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,946
after the<i> nanny</i> premiere?

404
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,114
Ooh.

405
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,617
I don't think we have that.
Okay, you guys ready?

406
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,918
Spend your money wisely because

407
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,087
we got a lot of treasures here,
okay?

408
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:20,758
First item up is, oh,
it's an expensive one.

409
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,394
We have, uh, the earrings.

410
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,030
Glenn's wife wore
while cheating on Glenn.

411
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,166
Wow, off to a blazing start.

412
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,300
Five dollars.

413
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,636
25, I'll let you borrow them.

414
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,337
Why are you bidding on earrings?

415
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,506
I'm making a tie-tack.

416
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,607
Oh!

417
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,176
- 25.
- Sold.

418
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:42,046
Next item up
is this nice peach blazer.

419
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:43,981
Size medium.

420
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,216
Lovely.

421
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,821
Hey, can I ask you
a weird question?

422
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,126
Is Andy dating anyone,
like a girlfriend?

423
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,595
Even like a boyfriend, maybe?

424
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,898
Actually, I think he's dated
both, but no one right now.

425
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,101
Okay, sorry about
your wife by the way.

426
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,803
Man, that's bad news.

427
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,572
Thanks.

428
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,510
Oh, uh, also, we
have a business idea

429
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,046
to talk to you about, um, later.

430
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,748
I know now's not good,
but another time.

431
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,351
- Okay.
- Cool.

432
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:29,093
Okay, last item,
this Espresso maker.

433
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,496
It's got...
It's an Espresso maker.

434
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,864
I am so tired of this game.

435
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,032
I'll put in a five.

436
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,234
Okay, fine, sold.

437
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,935
Krystal: We need
an Espresso maker.

438
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,103
Donny: That's true, we do.

439
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,771
Bart: One last thing.

440
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,708
Finally... this.

441
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,110
Ugh, where'd you
get that awful thing?

442
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,578
How can you give that away?

443
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:52,450
I'm gonna paint him something
else, like a hawk or a wolf.

444
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,219
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
that was your wedding present.

445
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,988
It's fine, he doesn't
want the painting.

446
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:59,056
It's a constant reminder
of failure and heartbreak.

447
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,124
Why would he want it?

448
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,560
Wow, thanks, Bart.

449
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:05,663
Sorry, well, obviously
everybody wants this,

450
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,632
so who's got the
most money left?

451
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,401
Donny hasn't spent
any of his cash.

452
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,036
I'd like to return
the Espresso maker.

453
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:13,204
Can I get that money back?

454
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,572
Mm-mm, no refunds.

455
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,040
You should take it.

456
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,776
Are you sure?
I feel kind of bad.

457
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,679
- Andy: Yeah.
- Not really my taste.

458
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,082
Okay, I'd love to have it.
Amazing.

459
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,620
Donny:
I have an Andy painting now.

460
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,888
Laser: Yay!

461
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,556
Wait, your last name's
not Warhol, is it?

462
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,992
Bart: Stupid.

463
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,028
Andy: Uh, I like to
put it on everything.

464
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,362
- Ketchup.
- Yes!

465
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:42,466
Uh, okay, okay, ooh, this is
my least favorite thing ever.

466
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,201
People that wear
sandals with dirty feet?

467
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:45,603
Uh, yes, but no.

468
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,171
- Sports.
- Yes!

469
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:50,441
Um, um, um, I really, I
want to, I want to eat a...

470
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,476
- Taco!
- Yes, yeah!

471
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,647
How'd you know that?

472
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,082
I just said want
I wanted to eat.

473
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,284
Taco, we won.

474
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,989
Glenn: Uh, it's better
if you close the curtain.

475
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,457
Yeah, sorry, it's hard to fit.

476
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,591
We can fit.

477
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,059
- I think this is a...
- We can fit.

478
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,561
I'm pretty sure
this is a two-person.

479
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:11,796
- No, we can fit.
- Yeah, okay.

480
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:12,930
We can fit.

481
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,805
Andy: Oh yeah, it sends
them to your phone, too.

482
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,673
See?

483
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,243
Why didn't we think of this?

484
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,345
I don't know.

485
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,617
You carry your own pen?

486
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:34,819
Andy: Oh, yeah.

487
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,054
I don't like ballpoints.

488
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,489
I only use felt tips.

489
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:43,294
It's better
for keeping the photo okay.

490
00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,375
Donny: All right, oh, boy.

491
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,343
Andy: A little
lower, lower, okay.

492
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,579
- Donny: Can you get it?
- Andy: There you go.

493
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,147
Andy: All right.

494
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,316
- Nope, it's not.
- Shit, okay.

495
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:09,754
Okay, let's move a little
bit, so you can get in.

496
00:23:10,822 --> 00:23:12,156
Donny: Okay.

497
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,558
Thanks.

498
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,296
Maybe you ought to reconsider
the painting purchase.

499
00:23:19,298 --> 00:23:21,399
I mean, it's kind of big.

500
00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,800
Oh, no I never leave a party

501
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,102
without taking
at least one painting, so...

502
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,639
Are you sure
that I can have this?

503
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:30,641
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you bought it.

504
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:31,809
Have it.

505
00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:34,011
Okay, thank you.

506
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,379
Yeah.

507
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,083
- Good to see you.
- Yeah.

508
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:45,222
- Come here.
- Oh.

509
00:23:46,825 --> 00:23:48,359
Good to see ya.

510
00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:50,494
Krystal: Bye.

511
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,664
- See ya.
- Bye, okay.

512
00:24:06,545 --> 00:24:08,813
- Thanks again!
- Bye, thanks again!

513
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,260
You got to organize
some of this.

514
00:25:29,262 --> 00:25:31,228
You just start putting up...

515
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,063
I don't even know
where it is anymore.

516
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,332
- Donny: It's a vision board.
- This is a vision board...

517
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:37,268
Donny: It doesn't
have to be organized.

518
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:39,470
- Some of them are tasks.
- It doesn't have to be.

519
00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,038
The whole time
I thought it was tasks.

520
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,506
I didn't know it was visions.
That's why I'm pinning up tasks.

521
00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:44,841
Some, like,
most of the things...

522
00:25:44,843 --> 00:25:45,976
What the hell is this?

523
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,411
So what happened
the other night?

524
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,846
You didn't call me.

525
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:49,947
I did call you.

526
00:25:50,081 --> 00:25:51,749
You should think about
getting voicemail.

527
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,317
Nope, I haven't
turned it back on

528
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,452
since Steve left me
that ugly message.

529
00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:56,854
"Hi, Linda, you
ruined Christmas.

530
00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,022
This is Steve."

531
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:00,524
Did I tell you what he
said to me yesterday?

532
00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,026
Yikes, no what?

533
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:04,295
I went to pick
up Frankie 'cause,

534
00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,896
you know, he has
to be on lockdown,

535
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,264
and Steve looked at me and said,

536
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,533
"Linda, you look like
absolute fucking shit.

537
00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,535
Please go to the bathroom
and do your hair."

538
00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,003
Wow, that's really mean.

539
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:14,738
Linda: Yeah, can
you believe that?

540
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:15,906
What'd ya say?

541
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,341
I roundhouse kicked him.

542
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,442
You what?

543
00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,344
I roundhouse kicked him,
with my Tori Burch's

544
00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:23,847
right in his balls and I
said, "fuck you, Steve!"

545
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:25,950
- Wow.
- Yeah.

546
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:29,186
So where'd you go?
Did you go out?

547
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:31,388
We went to his friend's house.

548
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,823
Shut up.

549
00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:34,191
That's where we went.

550
00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:37,261
Well just remember,
if not you then who?

551
00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:39,063
Okay, we'll see.

552
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,764
Linda: I don't know.

553
00:26:41,132 --> 00:26:43,233
He looks like he knows
he's good-looking.

554
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,669
I think he's using you.

555
00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:47,938
I don't really know
what he'd be using me for.

556
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,707
I don't really have
a lot going on right now.

557
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,575
Just wait. "I work a lot."

558
00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,310
I have to go to my
uncle's to cook fish.

559
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,878
Did you feed my dog
a bunch of fudge?

560
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,080
"He's dead."

561
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,048
Next thing you know,
he's slashing your tires

562
00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,717
if he's anything like Steve.

563
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,852
Why would this person
be anything like Steve?

564
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:03,120
I don't know.

565
00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:05,422
I have to go sit with Dale.

566
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,359
His wife left him and I
think he might have melanoma.

567
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:09,593
Jesus, really?

568
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,795
Yep, big mole on his neck.

569
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:13,864
See ya later.

570
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,567
Dale!

571
00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,583
Randi: Cheese, bitch.

572
00:27:32,585 --> 00:27:33,851
Oh my god.

573
00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,819
What are you doing?

574
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,921
That's gonna be
such a great pic.

575
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:39,623
Don't you love Polaroids?

576
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:41,759
Oh.

577
00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,260
Why would you do that?

578
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,295
Well, you're the only one
eating the cheeseburgers,

579
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,630
and I don't want
Dale to feel bad

580
00:27:46,632 --> 00:27:48,665
'cause he's the one that
brought the cheeseburgers,

581
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,001
and there are no pictures
of anyone eating them, so...

582
00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:52,536
His wife is leaving him

583
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,805
and I think
he's getting fired tomorrow.

584
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,140
Please don't put that up.

585
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:59,076
Oh, quit being such a whore.
It's gonna be such a cute pic.

586
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,211
I think it'll make Scott
really jealous.

587
00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:05,382
Oh, b-t-dubs, he's been
checking you out during lunch.

588
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,751
I think you guys are
gonna get back together.

589
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,586
Why, did he say something?

590
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,021
Randi: I don't know.

591
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,023
We were decorating
for the holiday of hearts

592
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,693
and he said that you guys
didn't have anything in common,

593
00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,161
like when you guys
were together,

594
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:19,329
like for the whole entire
time and that it was

595
00:28:19,331 --> 00:28:22,566
definitely for the best,
like 100% no looking back,

596
00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:26,003
but I think he might be
pushing down his feelings.

597
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,671
People change, you know?

598
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:29,840
Anyway, I told him that
you miss him so much

599
00:28:29,842 --> 00:28:32,643
that it's like insane
and that you guys are soulmates.

600
00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:33,911
I think he bought it.

601
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:42,686
M'Kay, that's my day.

602
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:52,129
Randi:
Like, her mouth is so big,

603
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,899
the largest a mouth
could be open.

604
00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:59,570
It's like taking up the whole
entire Polaroid.

605
00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,106
Scott: The burger?

606
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,003
Not bad.

607
00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:36,640
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

608
00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,177
So, uh... what's the next step?

609
00:29:44,048 --> 00:29:45,816
Uh, we send it to ray.

610
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:49,987
And ray is your friend
at the record label, right?

611
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,256
Yeah, I told you about ray?

612
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:54,758
Yeah, of course.

613
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,561
Yeah, you said that he's, well,

614
00:29:57,563 --> 00:30:00,430
signed basically everyone
I've ever listened to, so...

615
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:04,201
Yeah, yeah,
you're gonna be great.

616
00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:10,507
Would you mind if I hang on
to your car another few days?

617
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,277
I still got some errands to run.

618
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:16,180
Yeah, no, I don't mind.

619
00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:18,215
You're sending my tape
to a record label.

620
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:21,051
The least I could do is let you
borrow my car for another day.

621
00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:23,420
You're right.

622
00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,462
Sorry, so when do we send it?

623
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,532
I'm thinking about that.

624
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:39,803
I think that your...
Uh, runs on that

625
00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:43,707
third movement could
be, uh... crisper.

626
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:46,977
Crisper.

627
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,348
Even crisper.

628
00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:56,186
Maybe give that another try
and then we'll send it.

629
00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:07,531
You know what? Actually,
I just remembered, um...

630
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:12,703
I have to do something today
and I need my car back today.

631
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,405
Um... if that's okay.

632
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:22,279
Well, I can't meet with ray

633
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,581
if I don't have a car, so...

634
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,751
It's up to you.

635
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,250
- Hey.
- Hey.

636
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,019
What are we doing tonight?

637
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:38,422
Maybe we should see
what Andy's up to?

638
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,825
Yeah, actually, um...

639
00:32:42,493 --> 00:32:44,828
I'm meeting him after work
for a drink.

640
00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:48,198
<i>- You should come.</i> Oh, where?

641
00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:51,335
Uh, this new wine
bar right by my work.

642
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,637
Oh, what time are we meeting?

643
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:56,273
Um, well I'm meeting
him like right now,

644
00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,442
like right after work,
so I'm kind of worried,

645
00:32:58,444 --> 00:32:59,943
like if you tried
to meet up with us,

646
00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:03,113
I'm just worried we would
be done by then, um...

647
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:08,585
Yeah, it's pretty
far on the bus, so...

648
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,554
Krystal: <i>Well, I'll just
be there for a little while</i>

649
00:33:11,556 --> 00:33:12,822
<i>and then I'll see you at home.</i>

650
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,591
<i>We can work on the website
tonight.</i>

651
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:16,626
Yeah, okay.

652
00:33:18,062 --> 00:33:19,429
All right, that sounds good.

653
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,431
Uh, tell Andy I say hi.

654
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,799
Krystal:<i> Okay, bye.</i>

655
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:24,368
Bye.

656
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,205
- Andy: Hey, how are ya?
- Good, how are you?

657
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:31,741
I didn't know you wore glasses.

658
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,945
Oh, yeah, I'm blind as a bat.

659
00:33:34,947 --> 00:33:37,080
So is your whole family
like artsy or just you?

660
00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:39,783
Nope, they're actually all cops.

661
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,852
All of 'em, they're all cops?

662
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:45,655
Not to brag or anything,
but I do like to dabble in it.

663
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:50,160
I want to make at least one
citizen's arrest in my lifetime.

664
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:54,431
What? So you just like arrest
anybody, anytime?

665
00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:55,966
Anyone, anyone.

666
00:33:55,968 --> 00:33:57,167
Wow.

667
00:33:57,169 --> 00:34:01,004
Yeah, so how's...
How's your website going?

668
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:03,807
The website, oh,
the website's great.

669
00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,008
Yep, very good.

670
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:08,145
- Oh, great, good.
- Yeah.

671
00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:09,913
You got a chance to
talk to Glenn then?

672
00:34:09,915 --> 00:34:12,482
Oh, no, no, there
was no time, really.

673
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,118
You should come hang out
with us sometime.

674
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,921
They all dig ya, you know?

675
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,590
Oh, they were so nice.
That'd be really fun.

676
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:26,463
Should we...
Should we order another round?

677
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,298
Sure, sounds good.

678
00:34:41,179 --> 00:34:43,013
- Hey.
- Hey.

679
00:34:43,015 --> 00:34:44,815
Oh my god, these
stools are, like,

680
00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,150
even higher than
before, aren't they?

681
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:50,854
You really got
to, like, get up there.

682
00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,989
Oh, wow, strong
pour on this one.

683
00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:54,958
Yeah, they really did it, uh?

684
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:56,326
Krystal: Wow.

685
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:04,534
Uh, so you like want
to order any food or...

686
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,369
This is a weird menu.

687
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:07,904
Catfish tacos?

688
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,739
I have a catfish story.

689
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,309
My grandma packed up
all the lamps

690
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,845
in her house
and just drove off once,

691
00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,813
because my grandpa invited
the whole family over

692
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,315
for a catfish fry
and didn't tell her.

693
00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:20,517
But the worst part is that
because there was no lights,

694
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:21,885
they forgot to
turn the fryer off,

695
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,353
and five hours after
we went to bed,

696
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,855
the whole house
caught on fire, whole thing.

697
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:27,557
Did you put it out?

698
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,127
Oh no, burned right down
to the ground, just dust.

699
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,294
Andy: Oh my god.

700
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,896
- Oh yeah.
- That's horrible.

701
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,064
It is horrible.

702
00:35:34,066 --> 00:35:36,366
What did your
grandma say about it?

703
00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:37,601
Grandma?

704
00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:39,903
Oh, we never saw her again.
She never came back.

705
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:41,438
Never saw her again.

706
00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:44,908
Oh my god,
that's a terrible story.

707
00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:48,745
Yeah, it is terrible, but
it's the truth, so there you go.

708
00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:50,780
Uh, this is weird.

709
00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:54,484
Uh, my uncle's house
burned down when I was ten.

710
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:55,585
No way.

711
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:58,054
Yeah, ceiling fan just
exploded, just Crazy.

712
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:01,091
Do you think my grandma
burned down your uncle's house?

713
00:36:01,792 --> 00:36:04,261
Actually, yeah,
I think it was her.

714
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,462
That makes a lot of sense.

715
00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:06,563
That's crazy.

716
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,165
We're like soulmates.

717
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:12,235
We... I mean, we're friends

718
00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:15,805
and any friends can
turn into soulmates.

719
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,643
It just... you know.

720
00:36:20,411 --> 00:36:25,215
Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, friend
soulmates, uh, friendmates.

721
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:29,886
Oh.

722
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,890
- Oh, sorry, I just, um...
- Andy: What, are you okay?

723
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:35,358
Oh, yeah, no, my shoes fell off.

724
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,427
- I just got to get...
- Your shoe fell off?

725
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,805
Yeah, my shoes fell off my feet.

726
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:40,697
I gotta get them
back on my feet. That's it.

727
00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:43,433
Just gonna, oh my
god, these stools.

728
00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,670
Ridiculous, you know,
just really tall.

729
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,205
Just ridiculous.

730
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,973
These stools are...

731
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:58,281
All right, um...

732
00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,650
Can we get the check?

733
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,152
Oh, I already got it.

734
00:37:02,353 --> 00:37:04,454
- Oh, when?
- Andy: Oh, a while ago.

735
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:05,555
You already paid?

736
00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:07,057
Andy: Yeah, yeah,
I paid a while ago.

737
00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:10,360
Okay, I see.
There it is, yes. Um...

738
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:12,462
You could have told me
if you were ready to go.

739
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:14,531
No, that's not why I paid.

740
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,566
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

741
00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:17,901
Andy: Okay.

742
00:37:18,102 --> 00:37:19,702
Well, I guess it's
getting pretty late.

743
00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:21,738
Yep, tick-tock, uh, we will go.

744
00:37:21,772 --> 00:37:23,306
Time to get back to the palace

745
00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,875
and I am turning into
a pumpkin, so, okay?

746
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:27,644
- What?
- Should we go?

747
00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:31,181
Oh, uh, uh, yeah, sure.

748
00:37:31,183 --> 00:37:32,482
Just, here we go!

749
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:35,619
Andy: Oh, oh, okay, yeah.

750
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:40,223
Krystal: One last
time off of these, okay.

751
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,359
Well, thanks for hanging out,
I guess.

752
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:45,128
Yeah, of course,
thanks for coming.

753
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:47,397
Yeah, thanks.

754
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:49,299
- You okay?
- I'm fine.

755
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:53,169
Well, uh... let me know

756
00:37:53,171 --> 00:37:55,438
if you want to hang out again,
I guess.

757
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:57,641
All right, bye.

758
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:02,145
- Okay, umm...
- Krystal: Bye.

759
00:38:02,346 --> 00:38:04,481
- Bye!
- Krystal: Bye.

760
00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,301
What do you mean
your shoes fell off?

761
00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:00,303
They fell off my feet
at the table.

762
00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:02,672
Sounds like you were drunk.

763
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:04,974
No, I wasn't. I had two glasses.

764
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:06,376
Oh, boy.

765
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,644
Krystal:<i> What?</i>

766
00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:10,947
I got poison Ivy.

767
00:39:11,215 --> 00:39:12,515
What?

768
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:16,419
Yep, there it is,
all over the vagina.

769
00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:18,021
God, mom.

770
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:19,322
How did that happen?

771
00:39:19,324 --> 00:39:20,957
Well I've been
gardening all morning,

772
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:24,661
and poison Ivy is just
in the air, it's on the ground.

773
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:29,632
You sit on the
ground, it goes in your pants.

774
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,368
Then it just goes
where it wants.

775
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,336
<i>I'll just have
to call my doctor.</i>

776
00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:37,173
Like, "hey, I'm gonna
need some prednisone",

777
00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:39,342
for poison Ivy on the puss."

778
00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:41,911
I don't know what to do.

779
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:44,347
Well, who is this person anyway?

780
00:39:44,349 --> 00:39:46,015
Has Donny approved of him?

781
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,984
And does he have
health insurance?

782
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,853
Um, I don't know.

783
00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:52,188
He's really nice, like,
really super nice.

784
00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:53,757
So he hasn't said,

785
00:39:53,958 --> 00:39:57,093
"oh, you don't
fit in with my crossfit team,"

786
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,662
<i>or "why don't you
die your hair red?"</i>

787
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:00,797
No.

788
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,900
Good, because that guy
was the worst.

789
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:05,668
Yeah, I'm aware.

790
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,570
No, this person's
completely different.

791
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,473
He's, like, the nicest
person I've ever met.

792
00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:13,410
Then don't text him
and don't call him.

793
00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:15,178
For how long?

794
00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:20,917
Oh, I gotta go.
Dad's really mad, yeah.

795
00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:24,020
Okay, all right, bye.

796
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:10,266
- Hey.
- Hey.

797
00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:12,635
Donny: You okay?

798
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:16,139
Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
Just tired for some reason.

799
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,642
We should work tonight.

800
00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,978
We should work
on all of our projects.

801
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,649
Um, yeah, actually, Andy and I

802
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:29,085
are going
to this art show tonight.

803
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,890
You're going to an art show?

804
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,992
Mm-hmm.

805
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,700
Um, do you want to come?

806
00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:46,936
That's okay.

807
00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:49,472
Uh, you guys go ahead.

808
00:41:53,777 --> 00:41:55,845
Well, I'll text you

809
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:57,881
if we go somewhere else,
if you want to come.

810
00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:01,885
Okay.

811
00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,338
Andy:<i> I thought it was funny.</i>

812
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,407
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

813
00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,309
I mean, that poor guy.

814
00:42:27,077 --> 00:42:28,311
That guy?

815
00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,712
No, what about all those people

816
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,948
he was thanking,
like his parents.

817
00:42:32,082 --> 00:42:34,951
Oh, I know.
Oh god, it was horrible.

818
00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:37,220
- It's terrible.
- It was so bad.

819
00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:41,658
Uh, anyway, not
what I was expecting.

820
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,792
Yeah.

821
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,495
Um... oh, sorry I...

822
00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,864
Uh, couldn't make it out
the other night by the way.

823
00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:49,565
It's fine. Don't worry about it.

824
00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:52,268
Um, did you guys have fun?

825
00:42:52,903 --> 00:42:56,105
Yeah, I mean, I thought we did.

826
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:05,515
I, um, found out that my manager

827
00:43:05,517 --> 00:43:07,283
may or may not be
doing anything.

828
00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:09,986
- Oh, no, what...
- Just nothing.

829
00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:12,355
- What's going on?
- Uh, I don't know.

830
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:16,359
Do you want to do some shots?

831
00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:18,661
'Cause I think they're
a dollar tonight.

832
00:43:18,663 --> 00:43:20,196
Uh... yeah

833
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:21,598
- okay.
- I do.

834
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,865
Okay.

835
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,701
Duh.

836
00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:28,571
- Linda:<i> Hello?</i>
- Hey.

837
00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:30,406
What's up, girly?

838
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,041
Not much, what are you up to?

839
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,543
Making pizza.

840
00:43:33,545 --> 00:43:35,211
Krystal:<i> What? What kind?</i>

841
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,547
Uh... snickers.

842
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,549
I'm making a snickers pizza.

843
00:43:39,551 --> 00:43:40,750
Really?

844
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,186
Well, can I get in on that, or?

845
00:43:43,188 --> 00:43:45,021
Nah, I don't know.

846
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,590
I think it's only big
enough for me and Frankie.

847
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:50,860
Oh, well, do you
want to hang out later?

848
00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:51,961
Why?

849
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,396
What do you mean, why?

850
00:43:53,897 --> 00:43:55,565
What happened with Andy?

851
00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,533
Nothing happened with Andy.

852
00:43:57,535 --> 00:43:58,868
Nothing's happening with Andy.

853
00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:00,870
He didn't call you?

854
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:02,271
No.

855
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:03,906
Do you have fraudulent charges?

856
00:44:03,908 --> 00:44:06,075
Krystal: <i>What, no, I'm
not calling about Andy!</i>

857
00:44:06,077 --> 00:44:07,710
I think you should check anyway.

858
00:44:07,712 --> 00:44:08,945
Where's Donny?

859
00:44:10,180 --> 00:44:11,347
I don't know.

860
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:12,882
Oh.

861
00:44:14,084 --> 00:44:17,186
So you're saying you're
definitely busy, or...?

862
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,821
Yeah.

863
00:45:19,484 --> 00:45:21,684
- I love fireball!
- Ugh, I hate fireball.

864
00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:23,119
What, are you kidding?

865
00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,455
It's delicious and it makes
your breath smell good.

866
00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,529
Ah, okay, uh-huh.

867
00:45:35,299 --> 00:45:36,599
Yeah!

868
00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:44,140
No, nope, I cannot do that.

869
00:45:44,274 --> 00:45:45,541
Ah, what?

870
00:45:45,543 --> 00:45:47,610
- I can't do it!
- What?

871
00:45:47,612 --> 00:45:49,011
- No, I...
- What?

872
00:45:49,013 --> 00:45:52,181
I had the worst hangover
on this. I can't, I'll puke.

873
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,151
No, hey, uh, did you know?

874
00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:59,455
Smell, yeah,
causes more memories

875
00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:01,991
than all the other
senses combined.

876
00:46:02,459 --> 00:46:03,760
- Smell?
- Uh-huh.

877
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:05,128
Okay, let's do it.

878
00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:07,630
Your breath does smell great.

879
00:46:07,632 --> 00:46:10,066
- Oh, thank you!
- Yeah, it smells really good.

880
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,834
- That's really nice.
- Yeah.

881
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:27,583
Donny: So, uh, Saturday?

882
00:46:27,585 --> 00:46:29,251
- Oh, yeah. Saturday.
- See you Saturday?

883
00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:30,319
Definitely Saturday.

884
00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:31,620
- Okay.
- It will be super fun.

885
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,523
Cool, yeah, it'll be super fun.

886
00:46:33,525 --> 00:46:35,091
- Mm-hmm.
- Um...

887
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,894
- Donny: Okay.
- Okay.

888
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:39,061
All right, I'll see you then.

889
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:41,197
- Okay, I'll see ya, bye.
- Okay, bye.

890
00:46:44,568 --> 00:46:45,735
Okay.

891
00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:46,969
All right.

892
00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:49,205
Bye.

893
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,773
See ya, bye.

894
00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:25,268
Hey.

895
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,136
Hey, what are you doing?

896
00:48:27,371 --> 00:48:28,771
Sleeping.

897
00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:31,440
I'm scared.

898
00:48:34,244 --> 00:48:35,678
Can I sleep on your floor?

899
00:48:37,481 --> 00:48:40,783
Okay, bring some blankets.

900
00:48:48,325 --> 00:48:49,458
Hey.

901
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:56,999
Are you okay?

902
00:48:59,102 --> 00:49:01,170
I'm fine.
How was your date with Andy?

903
00:49:03,006 --> 00:49:04,240
It was good.

904
00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:07,810
I really like him.

905
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,547
Did you guys have fun?

906
00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:16,085
Yeah, it was really fun.

907
00:49:20,023 --> 00:49:22,091
Do you think
I'll ever meet anyone?

908
00:49:28,932 --> 00:49:30,466
Of course you will.

909
00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:37,340
I wish we would've
enjoyed our birthdays more.

910
00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:39,942
I just wish
I wouldn't have wasted

911
00:49:39,944 --> 00:49:42,111
so much of my life with Scott.

912
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,081
You didn't waste your life.

913
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:47,049
It wasn't that much time.

914
00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:51,754
Remember when we said
that we were gonna live

915
00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:55,691
on the same street, next
to each other, in mansions?

916
00:49:58,895 --> 00:50:00,930
Do you think that's still true?

917
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:06,202
Of course I do.

918
00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:13,242
Hey, do you want me to
stop talking to Andy?

919
00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:16,645
No, that's crazy.

920
00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:20,783
Okay.

921
00:50:25,088 --> 00:50:28,691
He invited us to go see
this band play this weekend.

922
00:50:31,995 --> 00:50:34,663
It's right next to
that hotel that we saw,

923
00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:38,200
the one with all the
themed rooms, remember?

924
00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:42,671
And I told him
we should stay there.

925
00:50:44,975 --> 00:50:46,275
Do you want to come?

926
00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:49,178
Sure.

927
00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,416
I don't want to
stay here by myself.

928
00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:01,450
Damn it.

929
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:07,756
Krystal: Donny,
what are you doing?

930
00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,291
Nothing, you can come in.

931
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:14,763
I didn't know what to pack.

932
00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,167
Did you get a haircut?

933
00:52:18,735 --> 00:52:21,537
Yeah, I was just
ready for a new look.

934
00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:23,339
Oh, I like it.

935
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:27,476
I'm just used to seeing you with
the same one you've had forever.

936
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:29,445
What's that box?

937
00:52:29,746 --> 00:52:31,247
Something I got for Andy.

938
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:34,183
Oh, what for?
Did he get you something?

939
00:52:34,851 --> 00:52:36,085
Nope.

940
00:52:36,586 --> 00:52:38,087
That's really nice.

941
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:42,958
Okay.

942
00:53:16,726 --> 00:53:18,460
What do you guys
want to listen to?

943
00:53:18,462 --> 00:53:19,595
Donny: Uh, I don't know.

944
00:53:19,597 --> 00:53:21,663
What was that stuff you
were playing the other day?

945
00:53:21,665 --> 00:53:23,565
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, here.

946
00:53:25,069 --> 00:53:26,969
Donny: Oh, yeah, so good.

947
00:53:26,971 --> 00:53:28,370
- Right?
- Yeah.

948
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,440
What song is this? I love this.

949
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:36,612
Donny, what'd you say, Donny?

950
00:53:36,780 --> 00:53:38,480
What...
What are you guys talking about?

951
00:53:59,769 --> 00:54:01,704
You want to see a vista?

952
00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:03,205
Who wants to see a vista?

953
00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:09,211
Okay.

954
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:11,780
I'll be right back.

955
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:19,288
Hey.

956
00:54:20,323 --> 00:54:21,457
Hey.

957
00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:23,859
I'm really glad you met Andy.

958
00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:27,329
Thanks, me too.

959
00:54:29,032 --> 00:54:31,333
He's like the nicest person
I've ever met.

960
00:54:32,502 --> 00:54:34,503
Yeah, I'm really happy for you.

961
00:54:36,139 --> 00:54:37,206
Thanks.

962
00:56:05,428 --> 00:56:06,729
Krystal: Hello?

963
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:09,865
I don't know our room number!

964
00:56:31,955 --> 00:56:33,989
Wow, nice.

965
00:56:36,826 --> 00:56:39,695
I can see why they
call it the forest room.

966
00:56:43,533 --> 00:56:44,700
Oh, look.

967
00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:47,569
Maybe we should check out

968
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,104
some of these places
while we're here.

969
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:50,506
Oh, yeah, I heard about this.

970
00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:53,242
- They got great barbecue, yeah.
- Oh, wow.

971
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:55,744
- Krystal: What am I doing here?
- What?

972
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:56,979
Oh, nothing.

973
00:56:56,981 --> 00:57:00,549
Just making bad life choices,
that's it, just nothing...

974
00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:02,050
This is great!

975
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:22,738
Um, I'm gonna head
down to the front desk.

976
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,641
Um... you want to
meet me down there?

977
00:57:26,075 --> 00:57:28,110
Okay, we'll see you
down there in a minute.

978
00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:31,380
Okay.

979
00:57:39,622 --> 00:57:40,889
I'll be out in a minute.

980
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,091
Krystal: Are you almost ready?

981
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:44,326
Donny: You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up.

982
00:57:44,328 --> 00:57:46,595
I don't want to go without you.
I'll just wait for you.

983
00:57:47,764 --> 00:57:49,531
Do you need help
with your bow tie?

984
00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:51,867
No, I can do it.

985
00:57:52,001 --> 00:57:53,602
Krystal: Maybe you
shouldn't wear it.

986
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:54,770
Why?

987
00:57:54,772 --> 00:57:56,038
'Cause it doesn't matter.

988
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,106
Andy's gonna like you
either way.

989
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:05,481
Well, I want to wear it and I
don't want you to have to wait.

990
00:58:05,483 --> 00:58:07,616
Fine, we'll see you down there.

991
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:27,669
I like that we sort
of match, sort of.

992
00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:32,074
I mean, okay, yeah.

993
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:33,742
Like a little bit.

994
00:58:33,744 --> 00:58:35,711
- A little bit, maybe.
- Yeah.

995
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,948
Um, sorry,
I tried to get Donny to come.

996
00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:42,317
He didn't want you
to have to wait though.

997
00:58:42,919 --> 00:58:44,486
It's okay. I'm fine.

998
00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:48,290
Totally fine.

999
00:59:06,142 --> 00:59:09,378
So, what's... what's
been up with ya?

1000
00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:13,315
I've been thinking
about running a lot.

1001
00:59:14,484 --> 00:59:15,684
Running?

1002
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,787
Mm-hmm, I'm thinking
about running a marathon.

1003
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:21,590
Well, like a full marathon,
like the full 26 miles?

1004
00:59:22,091 --> 00:59:23,559
Yeah, the full thing.

1005
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:24,926
You know it's a lot of training,

1006
00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:27,896
but that's something
you can... do alone.

1007
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:31,667
And, you know,
it's pretty rewarding,

1008
00:59:31,669 --> 00:59:36,371
fills all your time, and I also
saw a meet-up group online.

1009
00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:38,540
Get together with
other alone people

1010
00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,375
and just, like, eat
cheese and crackers,

1011
00:59:40,377 --> 00:59:42,911
and, like, talk about,
like, exotic fish and stuff.

1012
00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,279
It should be good.

1013
00:59:45,114 --> 00:59:47,683
Oh, that sounds interesting.

1014
00:59:47,685 --> 00:59:50,619
Yeah, well, you
know, I think I just...

1015
00:59:51,154 --> 00:59:54,756
I really gotta meet some
other people besides Linda.

1016
00:59:54,991 --> 00:59:57,993
I also was looking
into tiger training.

1017
00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:00,462
- Wow!
- Krystal: Yeah.

1018
01:00:00,464 --> 01:00:02,097
That sounds dangerous.

1019
01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:05,300
I guess. I think it just
depends where you go.

1020
01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:09,538
Okay, well, it sounds like you

1021
01:00:09,540 --> 01:00:12,374
got all your plans set up then.

1022
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:15,477
I think so.
Yeah, I'm pretty set.

1023
01:00:18,147 --> 01:00:20,916
Okay, well...

1024
01:00:21,718 --> 01:00:25,354
I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry...

1025
01:00:25,356 --> 01:00:27,556
- Oh.
- For whatever I did.

1026
01:00:27,558 --> 01:00:30,859
No, you didn't do anything.
I... I totally understand.

1027
01:00:32,862 --> 01:00:33,962
Okay.

1028
01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:36,598
You know, I'm really
glad you guys let me come.

1029
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,700
Like, I didn't want
to stay home alone.

1030
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:43,071
Well, I mean, if you want, like,

1031
01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:44,372
Glenn's throwing this wine thing

1032
01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:46,408
and then afterwards we're
going to this brewery.

1033
01:00:46,410 --> 01:00:47,876
You should come!

1034
01:00:47,878 --> 01:00:49,578
- That sounds fun.
- It is fun!

1035
01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:51,947
We do it every year.
It's a blast, it's awesome.

1036
01:00:52,715 --> 01:00:55,450
Yeah, well, I'll ask Donny,
or I guess you can.

1037
01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:56,585
You can ask him now.

1038
01:00:56,953 --> 01:01:01,256
Okay, sure, yeah, I guess...
If you want to come,

1039
01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:03,592
and Donny wants to come,
if that's what you want, yeah.

1040
01:01:03,594 --> 01:01:05,661
Donny can come,
if that's what you want.

1041
01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:07,796
I'll check my schedule
and stuff.

1042
01:01:11,534 --> 01:01:15,437
Oh, well...
You're just inviting me?

1043
01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:19,307
Um... yeah?

1044
01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:21,510
Whoa.

1045
01:01:22,445 --> 01:01:25,981
I was just kind of
hoping that...

1046
01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:28,917
Maybe you and me could maybe

1047
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,854
spend some
more alone time again.

1048
01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,157
I mean,
only if that's what you want.

1049
01:01:36,292 --> 01:01:38,293
Yeah, that sounds good.

1050
01:01:50,773 --> 01:01:51,873
Hi.

1051
01:01:52,709 --> 01:01:53,875
Hi.

1052
01:01:55,645 --> 01:01:57,479
I'm really sorry
about the other night.

1053
01:01:58,147 --> 01:02:01,883
There's... there's been some,
like, weird confusion,

1054
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:05,120
and um,
this is super embarrassing.

1055
01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:06,488
Um...

1056
01:02:07,323 --> 01:02:09,891
The only reason, or,
sort of the only reason

1057
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:12,427
that I came on this trip

1058
01:02:13,629 --> 01:02:15,697
was that
I was hoping to see you again.

1059
01:02:16,532 --> 01:02:17,966
Really?

1060
01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:21,136
I just, I thought,
I didn't think you liked me.

1061
01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:24,740
I just, like,
acted really weird and then...

1062
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,075
No, no, you didn't.

1063
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,411
You didn't act weird.

1064
01:02:31,013 --> 01:02:35,817
Maybe we can just like...
Just forget everything and...

1065
01:02:35,819 --> 01:02:37,519
Yeah, that sounds good.

1066
01:03:01,010 --> 01:03:04,212
You're actually talking to
the only person in high school

1067
01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,847
that did not play
a single sport.

1068
01:03:05,849 --> 01:03:08,249
I did. I was on the swim team.
I was like the slowest person.

1069
01:03:08,317 --> 01:03:09,384
- What?
- Yeah.

1070
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:11,152
I was, like, basically
not even on the team.

1071
01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:12,754
I was like the mascot.
It was the worst.

1072
01:03:12,756 --> 01:03:16,591
Okay, um, do
you want another drink?

1073
01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:18,393
Oh, no, I think I'm okay.

1074
01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:22,607
I think I'm gonna get another
drink before the show starts.

1075
01:03:22,631 --> 01:03:24,065
- Okay.
- Okay.

1076
01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:30,338
Shit, uh, you think
Donny's okay, right?

1077
01:03:31,607 --> 01:03:33,542
Oh, yeah, I think, yeah.

1078
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,377
Yeah?
Like he's just a perfectionist.

1079
01:03:35,379 --> 01:03:37,746
He's probably just taking
his time getting ready.

1080
01:03:37,748 --> 01:03:40,148
You think he's okay though,
right?

1081
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:42,984
I think he'll be fine.

1082
01:03:44,687 --> 01:03:47,656
- Okay, I'll be right back.
- Okay.

1083
01:05:07,169 --> 01:05:08,303
Hey.

1084
01:05:08,638 --> 01:05:09,971
Hey.

1085
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:11,373
That's really cute.

1086
01:05:18,447 --> 01:05:19,547
Thanks.

1087
01:05:20,483 --> 01:05:21,650
What's going on?

1088
01:05:21,652 --> 01:05:23,518
We can't talk to Andy anymore.

1089
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,886
What, why?

1090
01:05:25,688 --> 01:05:27,022
He's crazy.

1091
01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:29,157
What?
What are you talking about, why?

1092
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,693
He's an asshole.
We can't talk to him anymore.

1093
01:05:31,695 --> 01:05:33,929
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

1094
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:37,198
Andy: Krystal, are you in there?

1095
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,566
Don't answer it.

1096
01:05:38,901 --> 01:05:40,235
I have to let him in.

1097
01:05:40,237 --> 01:05:41,937
No, Donny, you don't.

1098
01:05:42,238 --> 01:05:43,939
What did he say to you?

1099
01:05:43,941 --> 01:05:45,573
I don't want to talk about it!

1100
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,943
Why won't you tell me?
This is really weird.

1101
01:05:48,277 --> 01:05:50,211
How many times
have I texted you the code word?

1102
01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,547
I wouldn't have sent it
if I wasn't serious.

1103
01:05:53,716 --> 01:05:55,283
I know, but...

1104
01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,886
Andy: Guys, what's going on?

1105
01:05:58,287 --> 01:05:59,521
Krystal.

1106
01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,956
Donny, don't answer it.

1107
01:06:02,558 --> 01:06:05,994
Well, what do you want to do?

1108
01:06:06,762 --> 01:06:08,163
We should probably leave.

1109
01:06:10,032 --> 01:06:11,766
I don't know how
we're gonna do that

1110
01:06:11,768 --> 01:06:13,034
because he drove us here, so...

1111
01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,436
We'll take the bus!

1112
01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:16,671
I'm not leaving.
I don't want to leave.

1113
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,039
Krystal: We have to.

1114
01:06:18,041 --> 01:06:20,108
We can't stay here
with this person. He's not nice.

1115
01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:23,745
Donny: I like Andy, okay?

1116
01:06:23,747 --> 01:06:25,146
I'm not leaving.

1117
01:06:26,615 --> 01:06:28,783
I'm sorry. I'm opening the door.

1118
01:06:28,785 --> 01:06:30,852
Fine, but if you do that,
I'm leaving.

1119
01:06:33,956 --> 01:06:35,857
Are you serious?
It was that bad?

1120
01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:37,392
Krystal: Yes, I'm telling you.

1121
01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:41,963
Andy: All right, I'm gonna
head back to the show.

1122
01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:46,201
Fine.

1123
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:48,203
Let's take a bus then.

1124
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:46,227
Herman, go to sleep.
You're making me sad.

1125
01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,765
God.

1126
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:53,768
Come on, Herman, take a shit.

1127
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:56,371
You're five years old and
you're still scared to go potty.

1128
01:08:16,258 --> 01:08:17,859
How was your weekend?

1129
01:08:18,894 --> 01:08:20,261
It was fine, how was yours?

1130
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,964
Good, I got a new car.

1131
01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:25,266
It's a Mitsubishi.

1132
01:08:27,837 --> 01:08:29,070
That's nice.

1133
01:08:33,075 --> 01:08:35,243
Did you see, Andy? What's wrong?

1134
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:38,613
Nope, we're not talking
to Andy anymore.

1135
01:08:40,349 --> 01:08:41,449
What do you mean?

1136
01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:43,118
Didn't work out.

1137
01:08:57,099 --> 01:08:58,433
Are you crying?

1138
01:08:59,568 --> 01:09:02,003
No.

1139
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:06,274
Krystal: Yeah, you are.
You're crying.

1140
01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:10,845
I just thought he was
the one for you, you know?

1141
01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:12,580
You did?

1142
01:09:12,582 --> 01:09:15,142
I mean, you were saying horrible
things about him the whole time.

1143
01:09:16,786 --> 01:09:18,786
Jesus, calm down.

1144
01:09:21,290 --> 01:09:22,624
I feel really bad.

1145
01:09:22,626 --> 01:09:27,295
I know how painful this,
that this is.

1146
01:09:27,297 --> 01:09:28,396
I'm fine.

1147
01:09:28,398 --> 01:09:32,133
I gotta lie down.

1148
01:09:43,145 --> 01:09:44,379
I feel better.

1149
01:09:45,614 --> 01:09:46,948
Okay.

1150
01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:48,750
You know, when
Steve divorced me,

1151
01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:51,186
I went to Arby's every day
for three months.

1152
01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,987
I was scared for a minute,

1153
01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:55,089
but he's finally
walking again this week.

1154
01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,524
Did I tell you?

1155
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,026
Krystal: Why couldn't he walk?

1156
01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:02,363
Because of the roundhouse kick.

1157
01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:03,998
What, you thought I was kidding?

1158
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,234
Yeah, kind of.

1159
01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:09,270
You want to tell me that
I taught middle-school tae Bo

1160
01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:12,340
for seven years, and I
can't deliver a nutcracker?

1161
01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:13,408
Think again.

1162
01:10:14,343 --> 01:10:15,977
I did not know you did that.

1163
01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,845
You should do some.

1164
01:10:17,847 --> 01:10:19,147
It makes you feel better.

1165
01:10:19,149 --> 01:10:20,448
Watch.

1166
01:10:20,450 --> 01:10:21,616
What?

1167
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:23,618
This is how I kicked Steve.

1168
01:10:23,752 --> 01:10:28,223
You have to pivot
on the roundhouse, like this.

1169
01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:29,958
You should put your hip
to the target.

1170
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:34,395
It's like this,
like this, like this.

1171
01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:37,465
Usually your hands are here
if you're defending yourself,

1172
01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:40,568
but if you're not, you just
get momentum, like this!

1173
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,204
That was a good hit.
It feels good.

1174
01:10:43,206 --> 01:10:45,873
But, and, you, like, this!

1175
01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,876
- Do you want my car?
- What?

1176
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,246
- It's a Mitsubishi.
- You'll like it.

1177
01:10:52,314 --> 01:10:53,948
I hate working here.

1178
01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:56,417
I saw some creative things
posted online.

1179
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,286
I think I'm gonna apply.

1180
01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:00,221
Fine.

1181
01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:02,390
Do what you want.

1182
01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:05,560
I'm really proud of you.

1183
01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:09,998
Maybe you can still come
to lunch and learn, though.

1184
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,400
Me, you, and Craig.

1185
01:11:12,568 --> 01:11:13,635
Maybe.

1186
01:11:14,370 --> 01:11:15,570
Probably not.

1187
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:20,475
Hey, don't worry.

1188
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,510
It gets better.

1189
01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:25,880
Thank you.

1190
01:11:27,383 --> 01:11:28,816
Oh, man.

1191
01:11:29,852 --> 01:11:31,519
Didn't think
you were home, Saul,

1192
01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:34,122
cause I didn't see
my car outside.

1193
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,226
I still need it for a bit.

1194
01:11:39,161 --> 01:11:42,096
Okay, is it parked on
the street or something?

1195
01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:44,699
Yeah.

1196
01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:47,535
All right, well...

1197
01:11:47,903 --> 01:11:50,305
I'm definitely
gonna need it back today.

1198
01:11:50,472 --> 01:11:51,706
Who?

1199
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,474
Oh, no, I was just saying I...

1200
01:11:53,476 --> 01:11:55,643
I definitely need
my car back today.

1201
01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:57,512
Who's that?

1202
01:11:58,547 --> 01:11:59,681
What?

1203
01:12:00,015 --> 01:12:01,382
I called them.

1204
01:12:02,785 --> 01:12:04,619
I called all of them.

1205
01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:07,255
Ray was a fruitcake!

1206
01:12:08,457 --> 01:12:10,191
Ray was a fruitcake!

1207
01:12:11,193 --> 01:12:12,327
Saul?

1208
01:12:22,639 --> 01:12:24,272
Hi, babe, what
are you doing here?

1209
01:12:24,274 --> 01:12:26,207
It's a really bad day.

1210
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,409
Well, I ordered pizza.

1211
01:12:29,211 --> 01:12:30,311
Hey.

1212
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:32,814
Hey.

1213
01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:37,819
Why don't you guys
go to the park, take a walk?

1214
01:12:37,821 --> 01:12:40,054
I'm not going
to the fucking park.

1215
01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,524
Well, Krystal,
it's well-documented

1216
01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,760
that exercise relieves stress.

1217
01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:46,994
Look at me.

1218
01:12:47,162 --> 01:12:50,765
I took that class
for yoga for all body types.

1219
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:53,368
I got enough serotonin
to fill the room.

1220
01:12:53,836 --> 01:12:56,304
Besides, it's not like
you have Hodgkin's.

1221
01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:58,373
You have a job.

1222
01:12:58,841 --> 01:13:00,908
Donny's manager died today.

1223
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,145
Saul died?

1224
01:13:04,813 --> 01:13:09,016
Yep, worst part,
he lost Donny's car.

1225
01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:13,554
Drove it off
and couldn't remember where.

1226
01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:18,159
So there you go, Krystal.

1227
01:13:31,473 --> 01:13:34,742
You're always complaining about
working for a software company,

1228
01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,878
'cause it's not creative enough.

1229
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:39,113
Have you applied
for anything else?

1230
01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:40,214
Nope.

1231
01:13:40,216 --> 01:13:42,383
If you don't like your job,
quit.

1232
01:13:42,718 --> 01:13:45,553
I told ya, you could do
anything you wanted.

1233
01:13:46,054 --> 01:13:47,488
Please stop saying that.

1234
01:13:47,956 --> 01:13:50,525
This is why I've been
delusional my whole life.

1235
01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:53,127
Why did you say we could
be anything we wanted?

1236
01:13:53,129 --> 01:13:56,297
Oh, I'm such a terrible mother.

1237
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:58,232
What I meant was...

1238
01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,401
I would pay for it.

1239
01:14:00,569 --> 01:14:03,171
Why did you say we were better
than all of our boyfriends?

1240
01:14:03,173 --> 01:14:05,406
They're all married
and going to law school now.

1241
01:14:05,408 --> 01:14:07,308
This is why we're
never gonna meet anyone good.

1242
01:14:07,310 --> 01:14:10,611
Well, you're not lonely enough
to meet someone.

1243
01:14:11,513 --> 01:14:13,581
You spend all your time
together.

1244
01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,317
I don't want to hang out
with myself.

1245
01:14:16,319 --> 01:14:18,219
Char:
Well, you'll figure it out.

1246
01:14:18,221 --> 01:14:20,221
This has been a pleasant dinner.

1247
01:14:22,324 --> 01:14:25,026
Narrator: <i>The cunning python
waits patiently</i>

1248
01:14:25,028 --> 01:14:28,062
<i>for the spider monkey
in this grassy knoll.</i>

1249
01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,334
Narrator:<i> There he goes.</i>

1250
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,073
I'm so sorry about Saul.

1251
01:14:39,075 --> 01:14:40,842
I didn't even know
he was that old.

1252
01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:44,979
Well, he was
like a hundred, so...

1253
01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:49,450
I mean, what did I think
was happening there?

1254
01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:53,154
Well, it always seemed
a little weird, I guess.

1255
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:00,161
Why didn't you ever
say something then?

1256
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,662
Krystal: I don't know.

1257
01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:03,998
You seemed really excited
about working with him.

1258
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:10,137
What did Andy say to you?

1259
01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:14,575
Just seems really weird
that he would...

1260
01:15:15,444 --> 01:15:17,144
Be so nice and then...

1261
01:15:20,249 --> 01:15:21,916
Did he say something about me?

1262
01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:26,921
I mean, I just know
you really liked him.

1263
01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:30,925
I just, I don't think
he felt the same way.

1264
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,930
I just didn't want you
to get your feelings hurt.

1265
01:15:46,308 --> 01:15:49,210
I keep thinking of all
these things I wanted to say.

1266
01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:52,446
Well, I'm sorry.

1267
01:15:52,448 --> 01:15:54,749
I mean, I just don't ever
want to see you sad.

1268
01:15:55,851 --> 01:15:57,385
But, I'm still sad.

1269
01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:05,059
All right, well...

1270
01:16:06,628 --> 01:16:08,396
No more lying to each other.

1271
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,498
Yeah, I know.

1272
01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:19,140
Recip-easy sucks.

1273
01:16:19,142 --> 01:16:21,342
I'm thinking about
getting my own apartment.

1274
01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:23,244
You want to move out?

1275
01:16:24,646 --> 01:16:25,780
I think I should.

1276
01:16:40,996 --> 01:16:42,229
Hey.

1277
01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:43,598
- Hey.
- Sorry I can't help you.

1278
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,999
I just gotta go to work.

1279
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,667
It's okay.

1280
01:16:47,536 --> 01:16:49,704
I think I can get it.
It's not that far.

1281
01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,706
Yeah, man, it's gonna be weird

1282
01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,608
not seeing you
all the time though.

1283
01:16:53,610 --> 01:16:54,842
I know.

1284
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,911
But seriously,
it's not that far.

1285
01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:58,012
Yeah.

1286
01:16:58,014 --> 01:17:01,716
Man, but what if you're busy,
and I need to talk to you,

1287
01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,584
and I don't know
what you're doing?

1288
01:17:03,885 --> 01:17:05,853
Well, I guess we
can call each other.

1289
01:17:06,154 --> 01:17:08,089
Yeah, that's true.

1290
01:17:08,523 --> 01:17:09,657
All right.

1291
01:17:20,502 --> 01:17:22,737
- That sucked.
- Kid: Fuck you!

1292
01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:24,572
You should quit.
There's no point.

1293
01:17:24,574 --> 01:17:25,706
Kid: Duh!

1294
01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:29,810
Ah, these kids nowadays, man.

1295
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,746
They just don't have
the Patience for piano.

1296
01:17:31,748 --> 01:17:34,348
I know.
I totally get it. It's okay.

1297
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:37,952
Yeah, it's like they just want
to do video games and hockey.

1298
01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:40,354
Mm-hmm, yep, I totally get it.

1299
01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:42,423
It's like a dying art.

1300
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:45,893
Hmm, mm-hmm, yep,
mm-hmm, yes, it is.

1301
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,929
Anyway, I'll mail
you the last check, man.

1302
01:17:48,931 --> 01:17:51,532
I'm really sorry.
Just, uh, give me a couple days.

1303
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:53,668
No worries, it's all good.

1304
01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:56,070
Okay, thanks, Ted.

1305
01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:58,272
- Bye bye, then.
- Bye.

1306
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,446
Hey, it's me.

1307
01:18:38,448 --> 01:18:40,481
Uh, just got home from work.

1308
01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,884
Just wanted to call and
see how your new place is.

1309
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:48,956
Just, uh... give me a call
whenever you get this.

1310
01:18:49,591 --> 01:18:50,758
All right.

1311
01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:53,060
Hey, it's me again.

1312
01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:55,963
Um, just calling
to see what you're doing.

1313
01:19:06,843 --> 01:19:07,942
Hey.

1314
01:19:11,279 --> 01:19:12,747
- Hey.
- Hey.

1315
01:19:16,151 --> 01:19:17,651
I brought you some cookies.

1316
01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:19,754
Aw, man, you shouldn't have.

1317
01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:22,156
What have you been up to?

1318
01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,457
Scott: Same old.

1319
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:24,992
Oh, I see.

1320
01:19:26,328 --> 01:19:28,963
Well, I just wanted to...
Uh, come by.

1321
01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:30,498
I mean, it would be nice

1322
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,733
if we didn't have to
avoid each other at work.

1323
01:19:32,735 --> 01:19:34,301
Yeah, I hate that.

1324
01:19:36,538 --> 01:19:38,372
I heard you and Randi
are dating.

1325
01:19:38,374 --> 01:19:41,008
No, no, no, no, no,
she just follows me around,

1326
01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:42,409
won't leave me alone.

1327
01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:44,011
No, my girlfriend's in London.

1328
01:19:44,013 --> 01:19:46,580
Oh, I didn't even know
you had a girlfriend.

1329
01:19:46,582 --> 01:19:48,215
How long have you been dating?

1330
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:49,784
Yeah, we met online.

1331
01:19:49,786 --> 01:19:52,453
Not a dating website, obviously.

1332
01:19:52,888 --> 01:19:54,889
But, uh, we get each other.

1333
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:56,190
That's, uh, London.

1334
01:19:56,192 --> 01:19:59,226
I mean, man, that must be hard,
like, not seeing each other?

1335
01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:00,728
No, it's okay.

1336
01:20:00,730 --> 01:20:02,897
Neither one of us really
want to get married,

1337
01:20:02,899 --> 01:20:05,566
and, uh, we're kind of
okay just being alone.

1338
01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:07,735
Okay, interesting.

1339
01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:20,014
Scott: So, what's the deal
with Donny?

1340
01:20:21,249 --> 01:20:23,284
He's fine. Uh, he moved out.

1341
01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,885
He got his own apartment,
actually.

1342
01:20:24,887 --> 01:20:26,187
Seriously?

1343
01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:29,123
What are you gonna do now,
just gonna sit at home,

1344
01:20:29,125 --> 01:20:31,192
have parties by yourself
with Herman?

1345
01:20:31,593 --> 01:20:33,961
I thought you and Donny
were like Siamese twins.

1346
01:20:34,362 --> 01:20:38,265
I mean, I'm thinking about
saving money and redecorating,

1347
01:20:38,267 --> 01:20:39,867
now that it's just my space.

1348
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:41,368
You need some money?

1349
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:44,605
No, why... I have money.

1350
01:20:46,241 --> 01:20:48,242
You sound just
like my girlfriend.

1351
01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:50,211
She never lets me
send her any money.

1352
01:20:50,612 --> 01:20:53,747
Okay, um, well,
I'm glad you're doing well.

1353
01:20:53,749 --> 01:20:55,916
I mean, maybe next week
we could go to lunch.

1354
01:20:56,418 --> 01:20:58,552
Yeah, I don't think so.

1355
01:20:59,554 --> 01:21:00,754
Why?

1356
01:21:00,756 --> 01:21:02,823
I mean, it's super cool
that you stopped by,

1357
01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:04,691
but I don't want you
to think that you can just

1358
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,527
come over here
whenever you want.

1359
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:07,862
You invited me.

1360
01:21:07,864 --> 01:21:10,097
Yeah, well, okay,
you called me out of the blue,

1361
01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,265
and I didn't really think

1362
01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:13,767
that you'd be staying here
this long.

1363
01:21:13,769 --> 01:21:15,703
And I got other plans tonight.

1364
01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:17,304
Krystal: Oh.

1365
01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:20,841
Hey, hey, get off me!

1366
01:21:20,843 --> 01:21:21,875
Jesus.

1367
01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,210
Scott: Hey, hey,
get out of here!

1368
01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,012
- What are you doing?
- Get off of me!

1369
01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:26,647
What does it look
like I'm doing?

1370
01:21:26,649 --> 01:21:28,215
Jesus, what's wrong with you?

1371
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,950
What the fuck do you think
is wrong with me?

1372
01:21:29,952 --> 01:21:32,620
I mean, you come over, you're
asking me all these questions,

1373
01:21:32,622 --> 01:21:35,055
like you're interrogating me,
like you want to run my life.

1374
01:21:35,057 --> 01:21:36,457
I said that you could stop by,

1375
01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:38,826
but then you're bringing
the dog over like we're friends.

1376
01:21:38,828 --> 01:21:41,262
All of this, this is
why you fuck every...

1377
01:21:41,529 --> 01:21:43,497
What the fuck is wr...

1378
01:21:44,799 --> 01:21:46,967
Stop throwing cookies
in my fucking apartment.

1379
01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:48,836
- What's wrong with you?
- I fucking hate you.

1380
01:21:48,838 --> 01:21:50,237
Off my face!

1381
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,705
What the hell was that?

1382
01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:54,241
What the fuck was that?

1383
01:22:02,984 --> 01:22:05,219
Hey, where were you?
I tried calling you.

1384
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,321
No, sorry, I was calling you.

1385
01:22:07,323 --> 01:22:08,532
I have to tell you something

1386
01:22:08,556 --> 01:22:10,290
and you have to promise
not to tell anyone.

1387
01:22:10,292 --> 01:22:12,159
- What?
- <i>Okay, this is really bad,</i>

1388
01:22:12,193 --> 01:22:14,161
but I just beat the shit
out of Scott.

1389
01:22:14,163 --> 01:22:15,262
You what?

1390
01:22:15,264 --> 01:22:18,933
I roundhouse kicked him and I
threw puppy cookies in his face.

1391
01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,734
Oh my god.

1392
01:22:20,736 --> 01:22:22,803
I'm really worried that
he's gonna call the police,

1393
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:24,137
and I'm gonna
go to jail forever.

1394
01:22:24,172 --> 01:22:26,106
I don't think he's gonna
tell the police

1395
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:29,410
his ex-girlfriend
threw puppy cookies in his face.

1396
01:22:29,711 --> 01:22:31,211
That's pretty embarrassing.

1397
01:22:31,213 --> 01:22:33,314
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, I feel better.

1398
01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:37,117
Good, now, it's done.

1399
01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:39,520
<i>Hey, do you want to meet up
in like 15 minutes?</i>

1400
01:22:39,522 --> 01:22:41,021
<i>We should go
to that tapas place.</i>

1401
01:22:41,023 --> 01:22:42,756
It's the one
with all those old doorknobs.

1402
01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:44,224
I kind of hate that place.

1403
01:22:44,226 --> 01:22:46,093
What, I thought you loved it.

1404
01:22:46,361 --> 01:22:47,361
Sort of.

1405
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:50,331
Krystal: <i>All right, let's just
meet up in like 15 minutes.</i>

1406
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:33,207
- Hey.
- Hey.

1407
01:23:34,976 --> 01:23:36,210
Are you ready?

1408
01:23:37,245 --> 01:23:38,345
Yeah.

1408
01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:45,686
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