1 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,637 - How's the baby thing coming? 2 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,872 - Nothing yet. 3 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:52,478 What are the odds two latinos can't get pregnant? 4 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,646 We're gonna go see a specialist. 5 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,315 Get some fertility drugs. 6 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:57,516 - You know a woman in Houston did that, 7 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:58,617 and she had septuplets. 8 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,385 - Septuplets, holy shit. 9 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,286 - Yeah. 10 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,456 - How many is it? 11 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,491 - Seven. 12 00:02:05,493 --> 00:02:06,859 - Seven holy shit. 13 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:09,828 - Yeah each of them weighed 18 ounces. 14 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,864 - I eat steaks bigger than that. 15 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:13,532 - Psst, 7 'o clock. 16 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,706 I get first shot. 17 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:24,143 Morning deer. 18 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,580 - I thought it was on vibrate. 19 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:29,882 Hello. - Louis. 20 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:41,527 - I'm sure he'll be here any minute. 21 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,929 - He's got the truck mom. 22 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:47,799 It wouldn't kill you to go somewhere without him. 23 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,669 - I go lots of places without him. 24 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,570 - Right. 25 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,574 - All right let's just go. 26 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,312 Lance get off the rv we're leaving. 27 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,580 Come on. 28 00:03:01,582 --> 00:03:03,815 - We're not getting a satellite dish. 29 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,617 - Ah come on mom they're free. 30 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,885 - Nothing's free Lance. 31 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,855 Now get down before you break your neck. 32 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,794 - There it is, man oh man. 33 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,863 - Oh not this grace land shit again. 34 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:20,832 Cyrus rockford is not the king. 35 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,734 - He's the king around here. 36 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,436 Called Presley Tennessee. 37 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:27,839 - Well rockford ain't exactly Memphis. 38 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,374 You think he's really dead and people are just pretending 39 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,876 he's alive. 40 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,877 - Elvis? 41 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,378 - Cyrus. 42 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,547 - That is such a ridiculous rumor. 43 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,549 - Yeah but no one's seen the guy in years. 44 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,618 I mean isn't that strange? 45 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,320 - Yeah of course it's strange. 46 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,656 Maybe he's got one of those Howard Hugh things going on. 47 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,659 - All that money must just rot your brain. 48 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:51,797 - Oh shit. 49 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,767 - Would you stop that? 50 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,903 It's getting old. 51 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,505 - You get a much closer view through this thing. 52 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:01,406 Oh yeah. 53 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,477 - Quit it perv. 54 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:13,485 - Thank you buddy. - Yep. 55 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,921 - I'm sorry hun, 56 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,422 I lost track of the time. 57 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,890 - Yeah I know hunting is Glenn time, 58 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:19,825 but you really need to-- - I texted you. 59 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,293 - Yeah I know you texted me 60 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:23,295 when the game was over. 61 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:25,897 - Hey did we win? 62 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,299 - 13, nine. 63 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:28,700 Kieth recorded it. 64 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,437 Well I can watch it back later. 65 00:04:39,679 --> 00:04:41,780 - I drew a bath for you. 66 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,715 - It's Sunday honey. 67 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,018 Supposed to be a day of rest. 68 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:47,886 And you know you're not supposed to call me 69 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,388 when we're hunting. 70 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:52,291 - But I'm in the middle of my cycle. 71 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,859 My eggs are ready. 72 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:58,030 - Didn't you have breakfast this morning? 73 00:04:58,032 --> 00:04:59,798 - Yeah about two hours ago. 74 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,632 I mean it's almost 75 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:01,733 lunch. 76 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,739 I feel like a piece of meat. 77 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,341 - I'm hungry. 78 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:10,776 Ooh oh there he is. 79 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,426 - I was thinking since we're not going to break up 80 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,360 in the next three weeks, 81 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:30,762 why do we have to wait? 82 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,432 - We've been going out for over 11 months kieth, 83 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,466 what's three more weeks? 84 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,704 - I told you I wanted to wait 85 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:40,706 until we'd been going out for a year. 86 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:43,375 You can wait a little longer. 87 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,748 Maybe I can tide you over for a while. 88 00:05:56,489 --> 00:05:59,891 - Oh yes. - You'll wake my parents. 89 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:03,628 - Thanks hun. 90 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:06,365 - Breakfast Sandy. 91 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,834 - I'll pick something up later. 92 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:13,105 - I know what goes on with you girls and your dieting, 93 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,707 no daughter of mine is going to be anorexic. 94 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,809 - I'm not anorexic. 95 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,945 You're so clueless. 96 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,847 - She's definitely not anorexic. 97 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,081 I've seen her naked. 98 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:24,816 - Lance you're not helping. 99 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,017 - Lance close your mouth when you chew 100 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,452 for gods sake. 101 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,988 You sound like an air compressor. 102 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:31,823 - Later. 103 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,729 - All right the three branches of the us government, 104 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,698 what are they? 105 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,866 Kristen. 106 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:43,802 - Republican, democrat and independent. 107 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:47,906 - Those are three political parties. 108 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,976 Executive, legislative, and judiciary. 109 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:51,977 All right, all right. 110 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:54,479 Let's start with the legislative. 111 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:58,483 What two bodies make up the legislative branch? 112 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:01,853 - Men and women. 113 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,956 - Kristen I'm starting to think you fell out of the crib 114 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,158 when you were a baby. 115 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,827 Now come on someone's got to know this. 116 00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,962 How about you Sandy? 117 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,631 Come on keely. 118 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,499 20 years ago I took this same class with your momma, 119 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,802 and by the way she was a straight a student. 120 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,971 Some of her must have rubbed off on you now. 121 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,640 - Well I sure hope not, 122 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:25,844 otherwise I'd be at home now making my brothers bed. 123 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:29,614 - What up Lance? 124 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,482 - What up Timmy. 125 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,683 - You bring it? 126 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:32,918 - I couldn't find the key. 127 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,952 - So full of shit. 128 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,153 - Dude I'm telling you, 129 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,589 he got it in a gun show in Dallas last week 130 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,024 - I'll believe it when I see it. 131 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,193 Besides how hard is it to find the key anyway? 132 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:43,895 I know exactly where my dad hides his. 133 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,864 - Well I think my mom hid it. 134 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,599 - Doesn't make it tougher. 135 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:48,967 Probably in their room. 136 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,970 - Come on get a wiggle on ladies. 137 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,538 - Or in the kitchen. 138 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,706 - The kitchen. 139 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,941 - We're talking today about how 140 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,510 to keep the romance alive in your marriage. 141 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,744 - Have an affair. 142 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:00,946 - Maybe we should turn the TV off. 143 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,548 - Let's just wait for the commercial. 144 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,016 - To pick up the kids from soccer practice, 145 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:07,619 why not make appointments for romance. 146 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,988 - Great more crap we gotta do. 147 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:11,823 - You must not like it very much? 148 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,991 - Like what? 149 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,626 - Sex. 150 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:18,864 - Honestly I'd rather just have a banana boat from the dq. 151 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,968 - I used to love getting the high hard one. 152 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:23,869 - Mother. 153 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,172 - Oh stop being such a prude, Shirley. 154 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,574 You could probably use a little action yourself. 155 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,977 - I do just fine thank you very much. 156 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:32,911 - Oh yeah, 157 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,546 how often do you and bill do it? 158 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,848 - Not that it's any of your business mother 159 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,018 but since we're airing our dirty laundry, 160 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:44,222 I'd say at least once a month or every three weeks. 161 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,590 - That sucks. 162 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:49,995 - It's not the quantity, it's the quality. 163 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:52,030 - I'm sure that sucks too. 164 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,799 You should be a shamed of yourself. 165 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:57,002 I don't think a day went by for 50 years 166 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:58,270 that your father and I, 167 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,038 god rest his soul, 168 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,908 didn't fuck each other silly. 169 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,844 - I think I'm gonna be sick. 170 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,046 - Okay Jenna it's your turn. 171 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,681 Fess up how often you and Glenn 172 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,582 have sex? 173 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:14,686 - I thought we were going to discuss sense and sensibility. 174 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,087 And anyway Glenn's going to be home soon, 175 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,989 I gotta get supper started. 176 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,958 - Oh it's that bad huh? 177 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,329 - A couple times a week. 178 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,764 - Respectable. 179 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,999 - But. 180 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,668 Do you like it. 181 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,735 - Well yeah. 182 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,739 - Good lord that's a ringing endorsement. 183 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,809 - No I wish it was more spontaneous. 184 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:41,646 You know the way it used to be. 185 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,249 - How about we start a website, 186 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,084 anisochromatic 187 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,886 I bet we'd make a fortune. 188 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:49,054 - You'd make a lot more with 189 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,188 bombastically 190 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,296 - oh wow yeah. 191 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,339 - Lance asleep? - Ah-huh. 192 00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:08,773 - And Sandy. 193 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,642 - She's on the phone with kieth. 194 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,910 I really don't think it's healthy 195 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,045 for her to be spending so much time with him. 196 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,614 - Oh they're teenagers, 197 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,248 that's what it was all about, 198 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,984 remember. 199 00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:19,985 - I'm dreading her coming to us saying she's moving 200 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,053 to San Antonio with kieth, 201 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,755 instead of going to college. 202 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:24,923 - She's a smart kid. 203 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:28,059 She'll make the right decisions 204 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,127 - well I just don't want her to look back later 205 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,368 - Hey you know what I heard through the grapevine today? 206 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,736 - What? 207 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,971 - They're gonna make me a vp. 208 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,173 - Oh honey that's great. 209 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:46,411 - And I was thinking that we can you know celebrate. 210 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,083 - Did you now? 211 00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:58,156 I saw this expert on TV talking about 212 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,993 keeping the passion alive in your marriage, 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,795 he was suggesting an exercise. 214 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:07,265 Where we just keep touching each other. 215 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,900 - And then? 216 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,302 - And then we get all excited wanting each other. 217 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,071 - And. 218 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,939 - And then nothing. 219 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,677 - Nothing. 220 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,377 - Right. 221 00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,147 - Then what's the point? 222 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,149 - Just for something different. 223 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,750 - What's wrong with what we have? 224 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,185 - Nothing's wrong with what we have. 225 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,888 I just thought we could mix things up a bit. 226 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,822 - Look if you're not in the mood, 227 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,057 just say you're not in the mood. 228 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,092 - No I am in the mood. 229 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,062 I thought it might be fun. 230 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,163 - Okay. - Yeah. 231 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,099 - Sure. 232 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,200 - Okay. 233 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,409 Okay stop, you know I'm ticklish. 234 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,144 - Hey if I have to endure the torture of this exercise, 235 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,412 so do you. 236 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:30,148 - Stop, stop lets just have sex. 237 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,229 - Whoa. - Told you. 238 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,231 A mauser c96. 239 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:48,933 - Holy shit is it loaded? 240 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,135 - No. - Let me see it. 241 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,202 - Whoa dude what are you doing? 242 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,470 You'll get us busted. 243 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:18,263 - Jesus. 244 00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:20,298 They killed Otis. 245 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,540 - Well luckily it's just a flesh wound. 246 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,010 Otis must have passed out when he saw all that blood. 247 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,146 I guess the buttocks is the meatiest part of the body, 248 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,881 but the real issue here is, 249 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,284 this could have been much, much worse. 250 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:40,552 - Are you listening Lance, 251 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:43,221 you could have killed someone. 252 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,355 - Yes ma'am. 253 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,490 - All right then, 254 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,159 as long as we understand each other. 255 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,296 - Thanks sheriff. - Thanks sheriff. 256 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,298 - Thanks bill. 257 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,400 - I'm going to have to suspend him for a while folks. 258 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,835 - We understand. 259 00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:59,137 - Lance what on earth were you thinking? 260 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,139 - I just wanted to show Timmy the gun. 261 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,575 - Well you know we can't have something like that in school, 262 00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:07,378 especially will all these shootings nowadays. 263 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,216 It is a beauty though. 264 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,116 - Yeah. 265 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,423 - Whee that grip is sweet. 266 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,927 Walnut? 267 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:23,895 - Rosewood. 268 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,266 - Bet that put you back a few peso's huh? 269 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,868 - Oh just a few. 270 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,576 - Well again we can't have 'em in school. 271 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,311 - We understand. 272 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,514 anywhere without checking the chamber first. 273 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,184 - I tell him that a thousand times. 274 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,122 We all good? - Thanks Eric. 275 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,330 - Doctor said you should be out of here in about a day 276 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,366 or two at the most. 277 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,668 - I told you that intersection was dangerous. 278 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,602 - You were shot dad, 279 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,037 you weren't hit by a bus. 280 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,138 - This time. 281 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,239 - Hey Barb. 282 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,375 Hey Otis, hey Stan. 283 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,043 - Sorry mrs Archer. 284 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,480 - How you feeling there big guy? 285 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,282 - I'd be a lot better if someone brought me my 286 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,483 cheery jello. 287 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,318 - Good lord he's fine. 288 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,253 - I'm so sorry about this. 289 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,488 Lance is not allowed out of the house 290 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,256 until he graduates. 291 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,159 - I'm just glad he's not a better shot. 292 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,461 - Got your ass pretty good. 293 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,999 - He just wants to be like you Glenn. 294 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,467 How would you have felt if Timmy were over here 295 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,337 and Lance accidentally shot him with one of your guns? 296 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,205 Or shot himself. 297 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,074 - I would have felt terrible. 298 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:46,044 - But it's not going to happen. 299 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,378 - But it could. 300 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,350 I wanna get rid of the guns Glenn. 301 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,220 Everyone keeps saying how somebody aught to do something 302 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,722 about all those shootings out there. 303 00:15:57,724 --> 00:16:00,191 Well you know what, every avalanche 304 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,659 starts with a single snow flake. 305 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,395 Maybe, maybe I'm that snowflake. 306 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,367 - You're just a plain flake 307 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,370 if you think I'm giving up my guns. 308 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,107 Hunting with the boys is my only outlet. 309 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,409 - Killing defenseless animals is your only outlet. 310 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,045 - I don't get a great book club. 311 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,381 - What kind of an analogy is that? 312 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,750 - First one that came to mind. 313 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:31,122 - Then how about you just get rid of your hand guns? 314 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:33,358 - I love my hand guns. 315 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,592 Hey no come on. 316 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,462 Hun, honey no need to fight about this. 317 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,198 It has been a rough day. 318 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,267 I will talk to Lance again tomorrow. 319 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,677 - Lance. 320 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,733 - Well what did you expect? 321 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,701 - I don't know, 322 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,537 be listened to for one. 323 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,406 - Asking men in rockford to give up his gun 324 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:25,643 is like asking him to cut of his. 325 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,245 - Oh hey Wally. 326 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,446 - Hey Jenna. 327 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,181 Oh I heard about Lance shooting Otis, 328 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,549 nasty business. 329 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,650 - You know I needed to ask you a question, 330 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,419 as the mayor. 331 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,455 - Oh wait let me put on my mayors hat. 332 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:42,593 Excuse me. 333 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,230 - I was wondering about maybe getting rid of 334 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,366 some of the guns in town. 335 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,503 - What do you mean? 336 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,740 I was hoping you being the mayor and all, 337 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,176 you might have some ideas. 338 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:04,315 - Well one idea might be to lock up your guns, 339 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,384 so your kids can't get to 'em. 340 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,486 - Well what if people forget to lock 'em up, 341 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,388 or what if the kid finds the key. 342 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,622 Like mine did. 343 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,628 - Well we can't plan for every eventuality can we? 344 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,732 Anything else? 345 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:22,633 - No. 346 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:26,804 - 10's or 20's? 347 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,606 - 20's are fine. 348 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,507 - Okay. 349 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,644 I gotta go. 350 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:36,747 I have to get some. 351 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,349 I'll call you okay. 352 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,250 Bye. 353 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,337 - Hey Jenna. 354 00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,404 - Hey Byron. 355 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:11,449 - Missed a spot. 356 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,583 - So did you. 357 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,152 In your underwear. 358 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,154 - Weed. 359 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:16,854 - Quit it bitch. 360 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,722 - To you'll what? 361 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:18,623 Shoot me. 362 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,473 - Yeah I know. 363 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,375 Yeah I have it right here. 364 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,477 - Answer the phone. 365 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,279 - But I'm talking, 366 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,447 just hold on a second. 367 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,382 - Chop, chop. 368 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,387 - Piece of shit. 369 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,962 Damn piece of shit. 370 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,903 Pretty cool car huh. 371 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,644 - I really don't understand why you're getting 372 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,680 so bent out of shape about all this. 373 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,981 - You know I don't ask you for much, 374 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,417 but I am asking you now. 375 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,419 - I'm sorry hon, 376 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,554 can't we just agree to disagree. 377 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,655 - No. 378 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,492 - All right I'll make you a deal 379 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:31,295 you get everyone in town to give up their guns 380 00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:32,563 I will too. 381 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,664 - You know that's not gonna happen. 382 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,000 - Then why should it happen for me. 383 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,869 - Fine, but if you won't do things for me, 384 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,738 I'm not gonna do things for you. 385 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,639 - Fine. 386 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,910 Like what? 387 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,546 - Like cooking for you. 388 00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,515 - I didn't starve to death before we were married, 389 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,784 I can fend for myself darling. 390 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:58,656 - Well I hope you can do other things by yourself too. 391 00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,924 - Meaning? 392 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,825 - Meaning, 393 00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:06,697 I'm not gonna have sex with you until you do this. 394 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,566 - Really? - Really. 395 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,703 - I'm not gonna be forced into doing something 396 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,505 that I don't wanna do. 397 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,673 And if you don't wanna have sex, 398 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,508 suit yourself. 399 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:21,045 I can go just as long as you can without it. 400 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:27,318 - Guns or pussy, sort of poetic. 401 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,853 - Mother must you be so prude? 402 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:29,754 - Well. 403 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,924 - You got guts girl, 404 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,326 I'll give you that. 405 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,828 But Jen honey I hope you didn't do it for me. 406 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,030 - I know that Barb, 407 00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:40,731 the truth is i did it for my kids 408 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,366 and everyone else's kids. 409 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,536 I don't want anyone else to get hurt. 410 00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,473 You could join me. 411 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,743 - Join you how? 412 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:53,644 - Like in a protest. 413 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,779 No not a protest, 414 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,880 like a crusade. 415 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,017 You all could join me. 416 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,019 - What kind of crusade? 417 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:05,523 - To rid rockford of every gun in town. 418 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,794 - I'm sorry but she's crazy. 419 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,396 - What exactly do you have in mind? 420 00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,732 - We get every woman in town to agree 421 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,400 not to sleep with any man, 422 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,536 until they get rid of their guns. 423 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,837 - I don't know sugar, 424 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,807 I like having my gun around for protection. 425 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,476 I mean you don't expect your house to catch on fire, 426 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,945 but you still have a smoke detector. 427 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,380 - Come on Shirley, 428 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,648 when was the last time anyone in this town 429 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,417 - Yeah but honey, it just ain't about need, 430 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,785 I like my guns. 431 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:35,853 - So does everyone else, 432 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,889 but they're just too dangerous. 433 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:42,126 - I'm trying to have a baby Jenna. 434 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,762 - Connie this is for your baby. 435 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,699 - Yeah but even if we all agreed, 436 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,001 I mean how are we going to get everyone else on board? 437 00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,837 I know a lot of women in this town 438 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,739 that won't go along with this. 439 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:59,777 - We'll just have to try to change their minds too. 440 00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,913 - Well I do love me my Smith and Wesson 441 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:05,649 but if getting rid of them means I don't have to have sex 442 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:08,018 with Stan anymore, sign me up. 443 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:13,691 But how would we, you know, 444 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,593 monitor the situation? 445 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:20,831 Every woman in town becomes part of a support system. 446 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,100 - When you say no sex, 447 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,936 what do you mean exactly? 448 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,606 - What are you Bill Clinton? 449 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:32,910 - She's right we've got to be specific about these matters. 450 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,044 I'd say no bjs. 451 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,047 Or ass fucking either. 452 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,849 - Oh how. 453 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,618 - What about cuddling? 454 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:42,019 - Cuddling, oh please 455 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:44,455 men don't give a rats ass about cuddling. 456 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:48,659 That's just paying the toll to get into the tunnel. 457 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,094 - I don't see how the five of us 458 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,430 are going to make a difference. 459 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,733 - Well every avalanche starts with a single snowflake. 460 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,635 - I always loved that saying. 461 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,570 - Well now we have a chance to make it mean something. 462 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:00,971 What do you say? 463 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:03,941 You with me? 464 00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,210 - Well I already told you, 465 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:07,812 I'm in. 466 00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:08,712 - I'm in. 467 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:11,482 - Shirley? 468 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,951 - Sheriff bill will have a cow. 469 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,490 - What the hey, I'm in. 470 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:20,191 - Yes. 471 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,927 - The truth is, 472 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,929 even if I say I would do it, 473 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,931 I don't know if I can. 474 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,670 - Because I love sex, damn it. 475 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:33,971 I really love it. 476 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,242 Because of the baby too. 477 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:42,680 - I think I have the answer to your dilemma, honey. 478 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:44,782 - That's it. 479 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,484 No I'm leaving. 480 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:49,854 - Good lord I always thought that thing was a candle stick. 481 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,555 - Throbzilla. 482 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,792 I defy any man to keep up with this puppy. 483 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:58,996 Call 800 number by 5 pm if you want over night delivery. 484 00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,033 - May I? 485 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:14,745 Maybe I'll give it a whirl. 486 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:17,081 - Yeah that and a nickname. 487 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,820 - Glenn, what the hell did you do? 488 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,954 - I stood up for my rights. 489 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:24,922 Our rights. 490 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,826 - Well we're in a heap of shit right now, 491 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:31,795 bill told me that Shirley won't go to bed with him neither. 492 00:25:31,797 --> 00:25:32,963 This this is spreading Glenn, 493 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,999 it's like a god damn plague. 494 00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:37,234 - I'm still getting laid. 495 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,703 - That's because you're single. 496 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,939 - Maybe that's what y'all got to do. 497 00:25:41,941 --> 00:25:43,908 Dump your wives. 498 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:45,976 - It's not that simple Dex. 499 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,878 Look I'm sure in a few days this whole thing's 500 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,281 just gonna blow over. 501 00:25:50,283 --> 00:25:52,049 - All right I wish they'd fix something else 502 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,884 to stop doing. 503 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,019 Like talking. 504 00:25:56,655 --> 00:25:58,022 - You know what screw 'em. 505 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,024 Let's go to the gun show this weekend. 506 00:26:00,026 --> 00:26:00,991 - Which one? 507 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,159 - Cabrito, we can get ribs 508 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:03,961 on the way up there. 509 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,663 - Cabrito it is. 510 00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,297 All right? 511 00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,565 - All right. 512 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,040 - all right Sandy let's go. 513 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,142 - Jen? - Oh hi cherise. 514 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,747 - I just want you to know that I'm in. 515 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:25,049 - Glad to have you on board. 516 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,283 - You bet ya. - You go girl. 517 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:27,751 - Hold up Jenna. 518 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:31,021 - I don't know if this idea has a shot in hell of succeeding 519 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,924 but I sure do fire you for trying. 520 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,593 - But are you in? 521 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:38,195 - Oh I'm in. 522 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:42,166 - There she is, 523 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:43,100 she's a trouble maker right there. 524 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,169 - Mom what is going on here? 525 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:46,070 Mom. 526 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,651 - hey. 527 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,119 - Hey. 528 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,687 - How long you grounded for? 529 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,689 - A month, how about you? 530 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:06,757 - Six weeks. 531 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,893 - First day out the house. 532 00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,328 - Tell me about it. 533 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:14,798 My eyes are still adjusting to the daylight. 534 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,066 Well see ya. 535 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,101 - Yeah see ya. 536 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:28,812 - Sandy. 537 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:34,918 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look to people? 538 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,121 I have never been so humiliated in my life. 539 00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:38,822 - Well you're only 17, 540 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,724 you've got a lifetime of humiliation ahead of you. 541 00:27:40,726 --> 00:27:41,992 - Oh sure go ahead, make jokes. 542 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,128 But you're only embarrassing yourself 543 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,963 and the rest of the family. 544 00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:49,299 Why can't you just get a job or something? 545 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,101 - I have a job. 546 00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:56,707 - Well in case you haven't noticed I'm not a child any more. 547 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:59,276 - You're right i haven't noticed. 548 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:05,215 - Not so easy taking a stand is it dad? 549 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:11,321 - Sorry about all this mess dad. 550 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:14,158 I should have never taken the gun in the first place. 551 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,426 - I know. 552 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:17,161 That was super dumb. 553 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,198 But this is bigger than the gun now. 554 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,068 This is about the battle of the sexes. 555 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,303 And we have to win this one. 556 00:28:26,305 --> 00:28:28,172 Or the balance of power could shift, 557 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:31,375 the fabric of our society will be destroyed. 558 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:33,911 Like the fall of the Roman empire. 559 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,245 Or the Dallas cowboys. 560 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:37,014 Do you understand? 561 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:40,451 - Not really. 562 00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:44,755 - You will son, 563 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:47,157 believe me one day you will. 564 00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:15,119 Did you just moan? 565 00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:16,453 - Excuse me? 566 00:29:16,455 --> 00:29:18,222 - You did that on purpose. 567 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,523 - Did what? 568 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:22,426 - You totally did that on purpose. 569 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,331 - Jackass. 570 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,041 - Oh wait let me see it again. 571 00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:42,479 It better be for what i paid for that bad boy. 572 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:45,315 - Glenn, great idea. 573 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,484 - You are welcome. 574 00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,987 - Italian dressing. 575 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,555 - Is it low fat? 576 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,490 - Mhmm, those ribs didn't stand a chance. 577 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:56,827 And it looks you got some for later too. 578 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,162 - Uh huh thank you. 579 00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:00,230 - Is there anything else I can get you sir? 580 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:02,232 - Yeah actually can you get me some stevia 581 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,133 for my lemonade. 582 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,301 - I'll check. 583 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,202 - What? 584 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,107 Why do you think they call tomato a fruit? 585 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:14,244 I mean I understand apples, oranges, raisins. 586 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,313 But tomato's not even sweet. 587 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,815 I mean how do they get away with that? 588 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,016 - That's a good question. 589 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:20,017 - I think it might have something to do with 590 00:30:20,019 --> 00:30:21,585 them having seeds. 591 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,220 - So cucumber's a fruit? 592 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,454 - I believe so. 593 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,456 - That doesn't seem right. 594 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,925 - Y'all work at a fruit plant, 595 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:31,195 how do you not know this shit? 596 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,897 - The point is that we're all having a good time 597 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:35,232 without our women. 598 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,400 Am I right? 599 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,307 - How about an avocado? 600 00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:55,352 - Jenna keely has something to say. 601 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,254 - Thanks. 602 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,257 Look we all pretty much know each other 603 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,425 in this town, 604 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,194 we feel safe here. 605 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,263 We feel like bad things only happen out there somewhere else 606 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,865 to other people. 607 00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:12,569 My son Lance did a really careless thing 608 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,472 that could have had tragic consequences. 609 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,374 Now I know many of you love your guns, 610 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,509 but it's time to decide. 611 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,478 Which do you love more, 612 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:24,882 your guns or your family? 613 00:31:26,351 --> 00:31:28,185 - Family. 614 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,519 - I don't see how getting rid of our guns 615 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,520 is going to do anything. 616 00:31:33,359 --> 00:31:36,393 - Did you know that in the 18 months that followed the 617 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,495 newtown Connecticut massacre there were 618 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:40,631 74 more school shootings. 619 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:43,300 - This isn't a gun issue. 620 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:44,668 It's a mental illness issue. 621 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:45,669 - That's right. 622 00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:47,070 - Really Byron. 623 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,038 You think America's got the market 624 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,940 cornered on mental illness? 625 00:31:49,942 --> 00:31:51,275 What about all those other places that don't have 626 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,610 Do you think they've got less crazy people? 627 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,345 They have less guns. 628 00:31:56,347 --> 00:31:57,614 - Anyway you slice it, 629 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:01,385 this is a darn fool thing you girls are doing. 630 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,154 And Barb Archer you get on back home 631 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:05,322 where you belong. 632 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,591 - Okay y'all know where my daddy was shot, 633 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,495 so obviously he's been brain damaged. 634 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:14,498 We're not here to debate gun use. 635 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,100 We are here to eliminate it. 636 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,140 - Ladies, ladies. 637 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:25,509 We need your help. 638 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,679 Join us. 639 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:30,580 We have the power. 640 00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:33,116 You have the power. 641 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,422 There isn't anything in this whole wide world 642 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,257 more powerful than pussy. 643 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:43,126 - That's going to have to be it for today. 644 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,728 - Oh I'm not finished bill. 645 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,430 - Well I'm afraid you are. 646 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,165 Because ladies this is an unlawful assembly 647 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:49,466 on public ground. 648 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,001 - All right everybody let's go. 649 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,336 - Bill parson, 650 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:54,438 you let my mother finish her piece. 651 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,175 Or so help me god not only won't I have sex with you 652 00:32:58,177 --> 00:33:00,243 but I'll never speak to you again. 653 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,551 - That's a little embarrassing honey. 654 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:09,386 All right I guess another couple of minutes 655 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,021 won't hurt anybody. 656 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,124 - We're not giving up our guns Wally. 657 00:33:14,126 --> 00:33:16,193 - Well I'm not suggesting that Glenn. 658 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,395 - Well what are we supposed to do then? 659 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:21,198 - Well why don't we beat 'em at their own game? 660 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,566 I mean we can go without having sex 661 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,301 for as long as they can, 662 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:25,202 can't we? 663 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,442 Well I for one honestly don't understand 664 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:35,479 why y'all can't control your women. 665 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,114 - Well of course we can control our women, 666 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:39,282 but who needs all this aggravation? 667 00:33:39,284 --> 00:33:40,484 Besides who wants to grovel 668 00:33:40,486 --> 00:33:42,419 every time you wanna have sex? 669 00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:43,587 - Like that don't happen now. 670 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,422 - Shut up Dex. 671 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,457 - Well what do you want me to do? 672 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:49,292 - How about we ban 'em from protesting? 673 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,794 - That's a good idea. 674 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:55,465 - Well I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure we can't, Stan? 675 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:59,636 - They have a constitutional right to assemble. 676 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,405 - Well I doubt our founding fathers 677 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:03,373 had this no sex thing in mind when they wrote 678 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,042 that stupid crap. 679 00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:08,578 - Can't we just get a judge to make them perform 680 00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:09,813 their wifely duties? 681 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:11,648 - No judge is going to force a wife to have sex 682 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,050 with her husband. 683 00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:16,453 - Especially when they see his ugly ass. 684 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,687 - Hey what are you doing here anyway? 685 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,322 I thought you was getting laid. 686 00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,458 - Well it seems the rivers have dried up boys, 687 00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,560 if you catch my drift. 688 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:26,263 - Jesus. 689 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,798 - Oh my god. 690 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,634 - She ruined my ak. 691 00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:35,105 I can't ever use it again. 692 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:37,174 - You could use it in San Francisco. 693 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,708 - This is no joke damn it. 694 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:41,578 What the hell are we going to do about this? 695 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,447 - Well I suggest that we all just go home 696 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,515 and ride this thing out. 697 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,485 They're gonna cave in. 698 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:51,555 They're weaker than we are. 699 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:52,456 Got it? 700 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,496 - Man am I catching hell about this no sex thing. 701 00:34:59,498 --> 00:35:00,764 - You are. 702 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:02,466 - Yeah. 703 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:03,867 Everyone's saying I better hope the apple falls far 704 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,868 from the tree. 705 00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:06,603 And shit like that. 706 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:09,372 - That's what you're worried about? 707 00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,241 That you might not have sex with me. 708 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:12,509 - No, I just think you should try and talk 709 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,511 your mom out of this. 710 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,512 - Why? 711 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,180 - 'Cause it's dumb. 712 00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,282 That's why. 713 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,484 - You saying my mom's dumb? 714 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,351 - No, no not her. 715 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,686 Just this idea. 716 00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:28,558 No one's going to give up their guns Sandy. 717 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,228 - People said Columbus was stupid, you know. 718 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:34,364 That he was going to fall off the face of the earth. 719 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,900 - Your mom's not going to fall off the face of the earth, 720 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,503 she's just going to fall on her face. 721 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:42,639 - At least she's doing something she believes in. 722 00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:46,576 Why is everybody so threatened by that? 723 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,712 - I'll talk to you later. 724 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,884 - Hey, you okay? 725 00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:55,485 - Yeah fine just, 726 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,288 I'm sick of everybody razzing me. 727 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:03,693 - I think what your mom's doing is great. 728 00:36:03,695 --> 00:36:05,162 - You do? 729 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:06,496 - Yeah I do. 730 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,366 And you can tell her I said so. 731 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:12,602 - All right everybody family meeting. 732 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:13,703 Jenna? 733 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:16,806 You're all in here. 734 00:36:18,943 --> 00:36:20,944 You're really not going to cook for me anymore? 735 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,646 - You're hands aren't broken. 736 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,581 At least I hope not. 737 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,782 For your sake. 738 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:27,417 - Very funny. 739 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:28,485 - I don't get it. 740 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,488 And you should be standing by me as well young man. 741 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:32,689 - I was standing by you, 742 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,591 but then I got hungry. 743 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,728 - All right, obviously things are getting 744 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:41,398 a little tense around town, 745 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,501 not to mention a little tense around here as well. 746 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:47,804 What if I were willing to give away my m16. 747 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,706 Maybe even the mauser. 748 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,410 - No that's not good enough Glenn. 749 00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,813 and there's no giving them away to your friends. 750 00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:58,548 - When did you become such a damn liberal? 751 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,917 - Since when did you become such a damn idiot? 752 00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:02,686 - Oh that's very nice. 753 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:03,954 You think it's right to call me an idiot in front 754 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,388 of our kids. 755 00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,323 That's what you wanna teach your daughter? 756 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:09,893 Lance make sure your wife never calls you an idiot 757 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,595 in front of your kids. 758 00:37:11,597 --> 00:37:14,331 - What if his kids aren't there? 759 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:18,535 - Is this really worth destroying your family over, Jenna? 760 00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,671 - Who do you think I'm doing this for Glenn? 761 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,807 - Maybe you've got a point to prove. 762 00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:26,710 Maybe some crazy idea you got from one of them talk shows. 763 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,378 - Did it ever occur to you that I might be able 764 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,013 to come up with my own ideas? 765 00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:33,617 That I'm not just an extension of you. 766 00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,719 - Is that what this is about? 767 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:37,621 You resent me for giving up work, 768 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:39,990 or not going to law school? 769 00:37:39,992 --> 00:37:41,992 Go back to work if you want. 770 00:37:41,994 --> 00:37:46,329 Go to law school, just stop acting so ridiculous. 771 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:57,974 What? 772 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,844 - You're behaving like a neanderthal. 773 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:09,319 What's wrong with you? 774 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:12,656 - They're gonna get divorced because of me. 775 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:13,857 - Look you may be a moron, 776 00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:15,892 and you may have screwed up royally. 777 00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:17,294 But if mom and dad ever get divorced 778 00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:19,462 it won't be because of you. 779 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:20,630 You're just a little pawn, 780 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,565 totally insignificant. 781 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:23,667 - You really think so? 782 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:24,734 - I know so. 783 00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:26,870 - Thanks Sandy. 784 00:38:39,717 --> 00:38:41,851 - You don't like the oreos? 785 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,653 - Too fattening. 786 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:15,518 - I don't know how they can go so long without having sex. 787 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,419 - I know. 788 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:18,488 If I had a pussy 789 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:20,490 I'd be sticking things up it all day long. 790 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:23,126 that'd be the only way I'd get my daily allowance 791 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,395 of fruits and vegetables. 792 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:27,597 - Anyone wanna bowl another game? 793 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,467 - I didn't wanna bowl the last game. 794 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,371 - What's it past your bedtime? 795 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,438 - Oh my god. 796 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,006 - What? 797 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,509 - Ah nothing. 798 00:39:40,845 --> 00:39:42,545 - Come on you don't get to do that. 799 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:44,848 Say oh my god and say nothing. 800 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:45,815 What's it say? 801 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,751 - It's a personal text. 802 00:39:47,753 --> 00:39:50,887 - Well come on we won't say anything. 803 00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:00,697 - Baby I'm lying in front of the mirror 804 00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:01,798 on my stomach, 805 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,566 I'm so wet right now, 806 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:04,868 I'm touching myself. 807 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:10,907 - I'm so wet right now, I'm touching myself. 808 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:19,082 I am picturing you fucking me from behind. 809 00:40:20,785 --> 00:40:22,152 I can feel you inside of me 810 00:40:22,154 --> 00:40:23,953 and I'm all, o o o o, 811 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,160 extra h, extra h, 812 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,463 exclamation, exclamation, 813 00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,831 smiley face and I, 814 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,501 is that a cat emoji? 815 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:41,905 - What? 816 00:40:41,907 --> 00:40:43,840 - I guess it means pussy. 817 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,078 - Is that the new iPhone? 818 00:40:51,482 --> 00:40:52,715 What? 819 00:40:52,717 --> 00:40:54,651 It's just really big text. 820 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,486 - Shut the fuck up, Dex. 821 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,188 - Look she's just messing with you. 822 00:41:17,541 --> 00:41:19,809 - What are you doing out here so late? 823 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,710 - Reading. 824 00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:22,512 Thinking. 825 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,717 - I'm sorry. 826 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,921 For giving you such a hard time. 827 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,890 And for acting all... 828 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:34,991 - Bitchy? 829 00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:38,962 - Yeah I guess so. 830 00:41:41,932 --> 00:41:44,167 - You're a good girl Sandy. 831 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:46,636 You're smart, you're beautiful, 832 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,004 you're a natural born leader. 833 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:51,074 I see the way the other kids look up to you. 834 00:41:51,076 --> 00:41:52,775 You can be anything you want, 835 00:41:52,777 --> 00:41:54,010 you know that. 836 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,714 - Dad always says I'm just like you. 837 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,550 And he thanks god for it everyday. 838 00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:05,588 - I just want what's best for you. 839 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:07,123 - I know you do mom. 840 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:13,997 If I wanted to help out with the cause, 841 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,666 what would you want me to do? 842 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:21,170 - Well basically the same as the rest of us, 843 00:42:21,172 --> 00:42:23,540 I would want you to convince all the girls at school 844 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:26,876 not to fool around with any of the boys 845 00:42:28,045 --> 00:42:30,647 until all the guns are gone. 846 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:36,619 I know you and I haven't talked much about sex Sandy, 847 00:42:36,621 --> 00:42:38,922 and I'm sure it's a conversation that's way passed due, 848 00:42:38,924 --> 00:42:41,024 but if you and kieth-- 849 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:48,998 about these things and I want you to be able to talk to me. 850 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:53,970 - We agreed to wait until our one year anniversary. 851 00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:57,006 - When's that? 852 00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:01,110 - Tomorrow. 853 00:43:02,947 --> 00:43:04,047 - Oh. 854 00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:07,183 - Yeah. 855 00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:13,089 - If he loves you Sandy, he'll wait. 856 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:17,627 - You can't be serious. 857 00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,863 I've waited a whole year. 858 00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:23,032 - So what's another week or two? 859 00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:24,100 - Rockford's not going to give up their guns 860 00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:26,302 in a week or two Sandy. 861 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,939 They'll probably never give up their guns. 862 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,275 - You could help you know. 863 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:34,978 Try to talk people into it. 864 00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:38,881 - Listen I don't wanna sound like a jerk Sandy but 865 00:43:38,883 --> 00:43:41,117 I may not be able to wait. 866 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,020 - Fine, don't wait. 867 00:43:44,022 --> 00:43:45,755 Go find someone else. 868 00:43:45,757 --> 00:43:47,023 Maybe I will too. 869 00:43:48,125 --> 00:43:49,025 - Who? 870 00:43:50,394 --> 00:43:52,028 - I could hook up with any guy I want to right now 871 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,964 and he'd gladly wait for me. 872 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,000 - You don't love me. 873 00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,868 - Stop being such a baby kieth. 874 00:43:58,870 --> 00:44:00,136 Of course I do. 875 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:03,206 And if you love me you'll wait. 876 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:06,209 - And if you loved me you wouldn't. 877 00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:10,780 - I can not believe you. 878 00:44:10,782 --> 00:44:11,848 Wait. 879 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:12,682 Come on. 880 00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:13,383 Sandy. 881 00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:19,922 - All right now come on everybody. 882 00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:21,891 - Aside from our god given rights, 883 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:23,426 it is also our constitutional right 884 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,161 for a person to bare arms. 885 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,163 It's written right there in the second amendment. 886 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,064 - Where? 887 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:34,037 - Where in the second amendment does it say that? 888 00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:35,405 I'll tell you where, 889 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:37,140 it's no where. 890 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:41,711 - The second amendment only talks about state militias, 891 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:44,213 before the supreme court fabricated it in 2008, 892 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:46,716 there was no such thing as an individuals right 893 00:44:46,718 --> 00:44:47,984 to bare arms. 894 00:44:47,986 --> 00:44:50,253 In anyway Byron this isn't about your rights, 895 00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,288 it's about what is right. 896 00:44:52,290 --> 00:44:54,257 It's about keeping our kids safe. 897 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:57,360 - That's right. - Yes it is. 898 00:44:57,362 --> 00:45:00,163 - Having my guns make the kids a whole lot safer. 899 00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:02,932 - Now you can keep your guns if you want to, 900 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:06,202 you just can't make love to us if you do. 901 00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:10,173 - All right hold on. 902 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,709 Now the good book says love's 903 00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:14,343 not supposed to be conditional. 904 00:45:14,345 --> 00:45:15,244 - Amen. 905 00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,250 - Does it really say that in the Bible? 906 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:22,418 - No it's men are from Mars, 907 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,187 women are from Venus. 908 00:45:24,189 --> 00:45:25,288 - That was great. 909 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:26,122 - All right. 910 00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:27,223 Hold on. 911 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,226 It looks like maybe you ladies are just being 912 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,728 a little over zealous. 913 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,463 Why don't we let cool heads prevail here? 914 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:35,264 I think the compromised solution here 915 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:37,867 would be no assault weapons. 916 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,002 - Wally that's, no. 917 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:42,505 - All right hold on. 918 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,974 - Hell no Wally it's all or nothing. 919 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,142 - There you see. 920 00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:48,077 - See you can't even give an inch. 921 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,178 - All right that's enough. 922 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,113 Hold on. 923 00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:53,816 I think I can safety say that I speak for the majority 924 00:45:53,818 --> 00:45:56,219 of the men in this town and quite frankly 925 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:59,055 we don't appreciate being held hostage like this. 926 00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:06,329 - Wally, I don't have to remind you 927 00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,031 that elections are in four weeks, 928 00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:11,200 more than half of the registered voters in this town 929 00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:12,935 are women. 930 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,906 That sounds more like it. 931 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:20,910 Are you going to support this gun initiative or not? 932 00:46:20,912 --> 00:46:25,081 - Shirley this initiative is over reaching. 933 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,549 And you've hastily written, 934 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,984 I'm not-- 935 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,552 - you're all gonna have to decide. 936 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:33,990 How bad do you wanna play with the little man in the boat? 937 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:38,461 - Who's the little man in the boat? 938 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:39,962 Dang. 939 00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:41,831 - You gotta decide Wally. 940 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:42,498 Yes or no. 941 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:55,912 - No. 942 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:02,852 - Then I hereby nominate Jenna keely for mayor. 943 00:47:02,854 --> 00:47:03,553 - Oh... 944 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:10,827 No Shirley that's real nice but I don't think that-- 945 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,061 - hang on a minute. 946 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:14,564 All right now wait just a minute here. 947 00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:16,299 Jenna's got a home to run 948 00:47:16,301 --> 00:47:19,302 and right now she's got her hands full with that. 949 00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:21,904 - I accept the nomination. 950 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:26,542 - Power Jenna. 951 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:34,517 - Asshole. - Oh yeah. 952 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:35,952 - Look I just don't understand why I can't sleep 953 00:47:35,954 --> 00:47:38,187 in the same room with you anymore. 954 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,123 - Because i don't trust myself. 955 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,192 - Well doesn't that tell you something? 956 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,962 Don't you wanna try for? 957 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:48,898 - Louis Alberto 958 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,333 That is hitting below the belt. 959 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:51,567 - So is this. 960 00:47:51,569 --> 00:47:54,270 - I thought you didn't care about sex. 961 00:47:54,272 --> 00:47:58,341 - It's only an issue when you're not having any. 962 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:04,981 It's a little rude to be brushing your teeth right now. 963 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:05,882 Fuck. 964 00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:10,486 - My son Lance did a really careless thing 965 00:48:10,488 --> 00:48:13,289 that could have had tragic consequences. 966 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:15,291 Now I know many of you love your guns, 967 00:48:15,293 --> 00:48:17,360 but it's time to decide. 968 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:45,154 - Hey folks we have a blue light special 969 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:49,392 on beer in the fridge section so grab yourself a cold one. 970 00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:55,031 - Now I know many of you love your guns, 971 00:48:55,033 --> 00:48:57,566 but it's time to decide which you love more, 972 00:48:57,568 --> 00:49:00,002 you're guns or your family. 973 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,108 Well thank y'all for coming out tonight 974 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:09,712 and thank you harland for offering up your room. 975 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:12,281 - Happy to help, happy to help. 976 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:15,651 Just make sure y'all lock up when y'all leave. 977 00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:16,485 - Okay. 978 00:49:16,487 --> 00:49:18,421 Well welcome to wag. 979 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,256 Women against guns. 980 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:24,727 We're here tonight to strategize. 981 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:27,596 To figure out a way we can win this battle, 982 00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,566 so I'd like to open it up now for discussion. 983 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:32,535 Anybody have any ideas? 984 00:49:33,603 --> 00:49:35,171 - Well it seems to me, 985 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:37,306 we all know where the men keep their guns. 986 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:40,242 Why not just take them while they're sleeping? 987 00:49:40,244 --> 00:49:42,545 - Well I think the idea Gladys is to get them to 988 00:49:42,547 --> 00:49:44,580 do it voluntarily otherwise they'll just 989 00:49:44,582 --> 00:49:46,182 go get new guns. 990 00:49:48,251 --> 00:49:51,520 - Maybe the thing to do is we raise the stakes a little bit 991 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:53,622 you know turn up the heat. 992 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:54,523 - How? 993 00:49:56,026 --> 00:49:57,426 - Bam, bam, bam. 994 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:02,331 - You want us all to become lesbians? 995 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,433 - No, make it unbearable for them. 996 00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:08,604 You know sexting wasn't working so we dress sexy. 997 00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,209 - Short skirts and cleavage. 998 00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:15,578 Show off those gams and titties. 999 00:50:15,580 --> 00:50:17,346 Like proper sluts. 1000 00:50:18,782 --> 00:50:20,416 - And we start talking nasty, 1001 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:23,519 you know make 'em want it real bad. 1002 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:30,393 - Geez Tina, Louise why didn't i think about this before? 1003 00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:32,061 - What, think off what? 1004 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:34,497 - Teresa darling you still got that closing shift 1005 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,198 at the relax hall? 1006 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,500 - Ain't been fired yet. 1007 00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:41,070 - Okay and y'all still sell those boner pills? 1008 00:50:41,072 --> 00:50:42,238 - We sure do. 1009 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,540 - Okay. 1010 00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:47,243 Oh it's good. 1011 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:50,046 - More coffee bill? - Yes please. 1012 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,384 Why are you so cherry this morning? 1013 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:56,519 - Why not. 1014 00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:57,820 - A town divided, 1015 00:50:57,822 --> 00:50:59,321 not by nuclear power plants, 1016 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:02,224 toxic waste or economic crisis, 1017 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:06,095 but by politics, sexual politics that is. 1018 00:51:06,097 --> 00:51:08,431 The women of this small town named after reclusive 1019 00:51:08,433 --> 00:51:10,433 billionaire Cyrus rockford, 1020 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:13,436 are waging a war against their male counter parts. 1021 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,304 Rid rockford of all guns 1022 00:51:15,306 --> 00:51:16,205 or no sex. 1023 00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:18,441 You heard right. 1024 00:51:18,443 --> 00:51:20,109 - Howdy ma'am. 1025 00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:23,479 I just wondered if you could move your camera 1026 00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:27,550 away from this store front because the owner doesn't, 1027 00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:29,518 the owner doesn't want, 1028 00:51:36,493 --> 00:51:37,660 gee thanks. 1029 00:51:42,866 --> 00:51:44,166 - Are you getting this? 1030 00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:46,569 - That is kinda hard to miss. 1031 00:51:46,571 --> 00:51:47,703 Pun intended. 1032 00:52:01,818 --> 00:52:02,885 - Oh hi Dex. 1033 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,488 - Morning Connie. 1034 00:52:08,592 --> 00:52:10,659 - What can I do for you? 1035 00:52:12,529 --> 00:52:15,364 Would you like to make a deposit? 1036 00:52:20,170 --> 00:52:20,870 - Oh no. 1037 00:52:27,744 --> 00:52:29,345 It's the shorts. 1038 00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:31,780 Excuse me. 1039 00:52:34,584 --> 00:52:36,318 - Bye dexie. 1040 00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:20,563 - no one's going to pay attention 1041 00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:22,665 to a bunch of crazed house wives. 1042 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:25,401 - They're withholding sex from their husbands. 1043 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,203 - We're gonna have to send a support team. 1044 00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:29,438 I want you to spearhead this thing. 1045 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,609 in a school all the other idiots have to go on about 1046 00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:34,677 gun control. 1047 00:53:35,779 --> 00:53:36,979 Do whatever you need to do, 1048 00:53:36,981 --> 00:53:38,714 but just make this thing go away. 1049 00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:39,615 - Yes sir. 1050 00:53:47,557 --> 00:53:49,458 - All right look everybody in favor of going on strike 1051 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:50,659 raise your hand. 1052 00:53:52,462 --> 00:53:53,596 - A strike? 1053 00:53:53,598 --> 00:53:54,763 - Why not? 1054 00:53:54,765 --> 00:53:55,798 It's not about the sex, 1055 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,533 it's about the principle. 1056 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:59,702 And I hate to say it guys but they're a lot more organized 1057 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,003 than we are. 1058 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,671 - Well what are you suggesting we do? 1059 00:54:02,673 --> 00:54:05,674 - When Arlene asks you to wash the car, 1060 00:54:05,676 --> 00:54:07,409 you say can't do it. 1061 00:54:08,979 --> 00:54:11,814 When Connie asks you to fix the garbage disposal 1062 00:54:11,816 --> 00:54:13,649 you say, can't do it. 1063 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:18,621 - All right point is whatever they ask us to do 1064 00:54:18,623 --> 00:54:19,922 we can't do it. 1065 00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,726 We have to hang tough. 1066 00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:26,595 - I'm sick of jerking off. 1067 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,931 - Why don't we get some blowup dolls? 1068 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,267 - I'm sick of airheads too. 1069 00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:34,837 - All right what about the strike guys? 1070 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:37,039 - All right look all those in favor of going on a strike 1071 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:38,641 raise your hand. 1072 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:41,310 Opposed? 1073 00:54:41,312 --> 00:54:46,415 Gentleman we are now officially on strike. 1074 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:47,416 Hold on, hold on. 1075 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:48,484 Any other order of business? 1076 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,451 - Just one. 1077 00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:56,492 Seems to me everybody here's a bit frustrated 1078 00:54:56,494 --> 00:54:57,960 and tense. 1079 00:54:57,962 --> 00:54:59,628 - Who the hell are you? 1080 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:03,299 - Elias Jones from the national gun organization. 1081 00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:05,634 Dwayne lafontein asked me to come down here personally 1082 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,370 to see just how we could be of help. 1083 00:55:08,372 --> 00:55:10,739 - Send us some hookers. 1084 00:55:10,741 --> 00:55:11,707 - How many? 1085 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,577 - Hey we're in church buddy. 1086 00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:17,780 - Oh I think god'll understand. 1087 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,815 After all the way your ladies are behaving 1088 00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,717 that's awful unchristian like. 1089 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:22,985 - I've never paid for sex in all my life 1090 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:24,620 and I'm not about to start. 1091 00:55:24,622 --> 00:55:26,922 - We'll foot the bill. 1092 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:29,692 - A brunette with dd please. 1093 00:55:29,694 --> 00:55:31,794 - Give me a break the closest you ever got 1094 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:33,962 to a dd is in flashlight. 1095 00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:36,799 - Fellas we want you to know 1096 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:39,401 you're not alone in this struggle. 1097 00:55:39,403 --> 00:55:40,669 Now if they're gonna tell you 1098 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:41,603 you can't have guns, 1099 00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:42,438 what's next? 1100 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,539 Poker night? 1101 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:45,607 Football Sunday? 1102 00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:47,810 Hell this is immoral fellas. 1103 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:50,713 - He's right. 1104 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,948 This here is a moral issue. 1105 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,783 Bring on the hookers. 1106 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,420 - Some of us are married. 1107 00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:00,389 - Some of us aren't. 1108 00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,691 - What about the law? 1109 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:03,959 - Well before I do anything 1110 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,728 I gotta see something first. 1111 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:08,597 Lately you know my eyes haven't been too good. 1112 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:11,734 - It's probably all the jerking off. 1113 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,770 - Boys I can't be a part of this. 1114 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:17,072 - Yeah I can't either. 1115 00:56:17,074 --> 00:56:19,575 Hell hath no fury like a latina scorned. 1116 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:21,043 - Fellas I'm not suggesting you do anything 1117 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,845 you don't want to. 1118 00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:24,480 Okay god knows I'm not the one to judge, 1119 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:25,814 but I do know that what your women are doing 1120 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:26,915 is wrong. 1121 00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:29,885 And in like you have to pay the consequences 1122 00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,553 for your actions. 1123 00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:35,124 This here's about freedom. 1124 00:56:35,126 --> 00:56:39,561 And our forefathers really fought hard for that freedom. 1125 00:56:40,663 --> 00:56:43,766 And now the battle's come to rockford. 1126 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,834 So for those of you who wanna stand up and fight 1127 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,903 for your freedom, 1128 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,072 there will be dozens of beautiful ladies here 1129 00:56:50,074 --> 00:56:52,775 tomorrow night at eight. 1130 00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:54,576 God speed gentleman. 1131 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:56,845 Oh, oh and boys please remember 1132 00:56:56,847 --> 00:56:58,814 it's our little secret. 1133 00:57:01,851 --> 00:57:03,685 - Meeting ajourned. 1134 00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:09,758 - Getting a bit out of hand, huh. 1135 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,659 - A bit. 1136 00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:15,130 But there's always a silver lining. 1137 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:17,900 - What's the silver lining with a sex rink? 1138 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:21,537 - Keeps you from sleeping with my daughter. 1139 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:34,683 - Okay so I'm here. 1140 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:37,953 - I got you something. 1141 00:57:39,722 --> 00:57:40,789 - Thank you. 1142 00:57:43,059 --> 00:57:45,661 It's a striking resemblance. 1143 00:57:46,896 --> 00:57:48,130 What's it for? 1144 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:53,869 - I wanted to apologize. 1145 00:57:54,871 --> 00:57:57,105 I'm sorry ant what I said. 1146 00:57:58,708 --> 00:57:59,708 You know about your mom 1147 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:02,077 and about not wanting to wait. 1148 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,180 I love you Sandy. 1149 00:58:07,784 --> 00:58:09,518 I wanna be with you. 1150 00:58:10,186 --> 00:58:12,154 No matter what that is. 1151 00:58:13,857 --> 00:58:16,959 - I am so gonna make it worth the wait. 1152 00:58:24,901 --> 00:58:28,136 - Oh can I get one of them red things? 1153 00:58:31,708 --> 00:58:33,008 - A rose? 1154 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:34,910 - Yeah roses are good. 1155 00:58:35,845 --> 00:58:37,112 - Hot date? 1156 00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:38,180 - I hope so. 1157 00:58:39,048 --> 00:58:41,517 - Well she must be real special. 1158 00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:44,786 - It's nice to see people still courting each other 1159 00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:46,722 even though there's no, 1160 00:58:46,724 --> 00:58:48,724 well you know. 1161 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:49,591 - Yeah. 1162 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,793 What's courting? 1163 00:58:53,763 --> 00:58:56,632 - You know good old fashion dating. 1164 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:57,533 - Oh yeah. 1165 00:58:59,202 --> 00:59:00,869 Courting. 1166 00:59:00,871 --> 00:59:03,238 - So what's her name? 1167 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,139 - Who? 1168 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:08,010 - The girl you're buying the flowers for. 1169 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:10,012 - Oh, I have no idea. 1170 00:59:11,948 --> 00:59:13,549 - Ah blind date. 1171 00:59:14,751 --> 00:59:16,218 - In a sense yeah. 1172 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:20,622 But I'm not at Liberty to discuss it though. 1173 00:59:20,624 --> 00:59:22,190 - Discuss what? 1174 00:59:22,192 --> 00:59:26,628 - Oh the two truck loads of hookers coming in tonight. 1175 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,677 Did I say hookers? 1176 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:43,278 - Yeah. 1177 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:47,916 - Because I meant something else. 1178 00:59:53,957 --> 00:59:55,691 Thank you very much. 1179 00:59:57,994 --> 00:59:59,928 You keep the change. 1180 01:00:09,172 --> 01:00:10,339 - Right here. 1181 01:00:14,844 --> 01:00:18,046 Drivers license and registration please. 1182 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:24,786 Can you remove it from the plastic holder please? 1183 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:31,693 Why so nervous, Gus? 1184 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:34,796 - No reason. 1185 01:00:36,132 --> 01:00:37,132 - Officer Archer? 1186 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:41,003 - Can you check out the other truck? 1187 01:00:41,005 --> 01:00:42,070 - Copy that. 1188 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:48,343 - Would you mind stepping out of the vehicle sir? 1189 01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:49,811 - Is something wrong? 1190 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:52,881 - That's what we're here to find out? 1191 01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:02,157 What brings you to rockford Gus? 1192 01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,426 - Just delivering some goods. 1193 01:01:05,895 --> 01:01:07,996 - That wouldn't be contraband would it Gus? 1194 01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,699 - No ma'am just ordinary goods. 1195 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:12,934 - At 8 pm on a Sunday Gus. 1196 01:01:15,705 --> 01:01:17,005 You been drinking Gus? 1197 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,373 - No ma'am. 1198 01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:22,177 - Put your arms out to your side like this. 1199 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:26,081 Now touch the tip of your nose with each hand. 1200 01:01:29,018 --> 01:01:30,986 Put your right foot in. 1201 01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,324 Put your right foot out. 1202 01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:39,327 Put your left foot in. 1203 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,765 Now shake it all about. 1204 01:01:43,767 --> 01:01:44,733 - Excuse me? 1205 01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,068 - You know the hokey pokey Gus? 1206 01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,969 - I'm afraid I don't. 1207 01:01:47,971 --> 01:01:50,205 - Let's look in the truck. 1208 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:53,275 Open her up. 1209 01:02:03,786 --> 01:02:04,953 Cherries huh. 1210 01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:15,163 - What time you got? 1211 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:18,233 - About five minutes after the last time you asked me. 1212 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:22,270 - Yeah rockford's really hard to find. 1213 01:02:24,173 --> 01:02:26,308 - Where'd you tell Barb you were going? 1214 01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:31,179 - I don't think she's much interested in my where abouts. 1215 01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:34,349 - Well I'm only waiting one more hour. 1216 01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:35,784 And that's it. 1217 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:45,127 - Mrs Parsons. 1218 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:46,294 - Oh hi Owen. 1219 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:50,532 - What in blazes are you doing? 1220 01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,501 - Making a citizens arrest. 1221 01:02:52,503 --> 01:02:55,103 - What you're not even cops. 1222 01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:57,539 You better let us go right now. 1223 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,441 - I'll handle this sir. 1224 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:04,212 Ladies I'm gonna need all those uniforms back. 1225 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:05,380 It wasn't very nice of you to take 'em, 1226 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:07,015 what if there was some emergency 1227 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:08,350 and I had to show up on the scene 1228 01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,285 in nothing but my skivvies? 1229 01:03:10,287 --> 01:03:12,053 - I'm sorry about that Owen 1230 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:15,924 but desperate times call for desperate measures. 1231 01:03:15,926 --> 01:03:17,159 - That's true. 1232 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:19,027 - We'll return them to you straight away. 1233 01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:22,297 In the meantime they're gonna spend the night here. 1234 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,366 Courtesy of the fine citizens of rockford. 1235 01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:26,134 - You can't keep us here. 1236 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:27,235 We have rights. 1237 01:03:27,237 --> 01:03:29,437 - Tell it to the judge pimp. 1238 01:03:31,274 --> 01:03:33,275 - Does your husband know about this? 1239 01:03:33,277 --> 01:03:36,144 - We're not communicating to great these days. 1240 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:38,280 But I'll be sure and leave him a note 1241 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:39,481 when I get home. 1242 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:42,584 - Where are the ladies? 1243 01:03:44,220 --> 01:03:45,987 - What ladies? 1244 01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,535 - Day 39 of the rockford sex strike 1245 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:03,605 was marked by controversy as two men 1246 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:06,842 allegedly hired by the national gun organization 1247 01:04:06,844 --> 01:04:10,345 were arrested last night for transporting prostitutes 1248 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:12,380 into this sleepy little town. 1249 01:04:12,382 --> 01:04:14,249 - Son of a. 1250 01:04:14,251 --> 01:04:16,284 - Sheriff William Parsons has remained tight lipped 1251 01:04:16,286 --> 01:04:19,321 about the incident, refusing to comment on the veracity 1252 01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:20,856 of the allegations. 1253 01:04:20,858 --> 01:04:24,192 As we get set to enter day 40 of the sex strike 1254 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,362 both sides are digging in their respective heels 1255 01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,297 and no one appears to be yielding. 1256 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:31,366 - Why is this happening? 1257 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:35,136 - I don't know what all the ruckus is about, 1258 01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:37,305 I mean household cleaning products 1259 01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:40,141 can be just as dangerous to a child as a gun. 1260 01:04:40,143 --> 01:04:41,476 - Look terrorists from around the world 1261 01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:44,145 can buy a 50 caliber rifle at any gun show 1262 01:04:44,147 --> 01:04:45,914 across the country. 1263 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:49,484 - Well it's better they by them guns from us 1264 01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,620 than out sourcing them jobs to China. 1265 01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:53,054 Right? 1266 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:54,322 Usa. 1267 01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:55,423 Usa. 1268 01:04:55,425 --> 01:04:57,058 - Shut up Dex. - Usa. 1269 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,460 - Dick head. - Usa. 1270 01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:01,129 - Like I need my gun for self defense. 1271 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:04,099 - Is there a lot of crime in rockford? 1272 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:05,333 - Oh hardly any, 1273 01:05:05,335 --> 01:05:07,335 but that's because everybody has a gun. 1274 01:05:07,337 --> 01:05:09,037 The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, 1275 01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:10,305 is a good guy with a gun. 1276 01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:11,373 - My son is 12 years old, 1277 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,275 he's hardly a bad guy. 1278 01:05:13,277 --> 01:05:15,076 - Look guns don't kill people. 1279 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,311 People kill people. 1280 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:17,445 - This is crazy, 1281 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:20,415 now guns shoot people by themselves? 1282 01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:27,555 Where did you get your top? 1283 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:28,623 I really like it. 1284 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,158 - Well at the end of the day, 1285 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,093 it's all about our Liberty. 1286 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:33,561 - Liberty? 1287 01:05:33,563 --> 01:05:36,464 They said the same crap with the seatbelt laws, 1288 01:05:36,466 --> 01:05:38,133 and the smoking in public thing, 1289 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:39,534 and now it's the guns. 1290 01:05:39,536 --> 01:05:44,105 I gotta breath your secondhand cancer for your freedom. 1291 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:48,410 A kid's gotta die in school for your Liberty. 1292 01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,612 Fuck them and their Liberty. 1293 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,681 Punk ass mother fuckers. 1294 01:05:56,285 --> 01:05:58,486 - All I know is this strike is reeking havoc 1295 01:05:58,488 --> 01:06:00,455 on this community. 1296 01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:02,290 You know this used to be a nice place to live. 1297 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:04,326 - No everyone in town shares Glenn keely's 1298 01:06:04,328 --> 01:06:05,493 pessimistic view. 1299 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,595 Especially his wife Jenna keely 1300 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:09,364 who is now running for mayor. 1301 01:06:09,366 --> 01:06:12,267 - 40% of all guns purchased in the us 1302 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:14,636 are bought without a background check 1303 01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:17,005 and gunshots are the leading cause of death 1304 01:06:17,007 --> 01:06:18,540 among young people today. 1305 01:06:18,542 --> 01:06:19,674 It's unforgivable. 1306 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:21,476 - You look really good mom. 1307 01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:24,212 - This is Patricia valdez goodbye. 1308 01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,348 - Is it true about the guns? 1309 01:06:26,350 --> 01:06:29,617 You know about it being the main cause of death for kids? 1310 01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:31,386 - Afraid so Lance. 1311 01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:37,559 - Glenn keely please report 1312 01:06:37,561 --> 01:06:40,061 to mr rockford's office. 1313 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:43,531 Glenn keely report to mr rockford's office. 1314 01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:48,036 - Hi Gladys. 1315 01:06:48,038 --> 01:06:51,106 - Glenn mr rockford will see you now. 1316 01:07:13,462 --> 01:07:15,430 - Have a seat. 1317 01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:24,239 I find incense very calming. 1318 01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:25,507 Don't you? 1319 01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:27,142 - Yes sir. 1320 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:28,343 It's very nice. 1321 01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:30,245 - Got this batch in India. 1322 01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:31,179 Ever been? 1323 01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,148 - No sir, can't say I have. 1324 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:36,418 Although you probably saved yourself from some vicious 1325 01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,452 fudgy squirks. 1326 01:07:39,288 --> 01:07:41,623 I'm there right now with an ash shrine, 1327 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:45,193 meaning of life's journey and all that good crap. 1328 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:47,362 Anyway enough small talk, 1329 01:07:48,497 --> 01:07:50,231 I hear your wife's stirred up quite a 1330 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,734 hornets nest down there. 1331 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,469 - Yeah I guess that's true. 1332 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,438 - I'll get right to the point. 1333 01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,075 Productivity is down significantly this month, 1334 01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,277 people have had their heads so far up their asses 1335 01:08:02,279 --> 01:08:05,080 I can hear them gasping for air. 1336 01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:08,516 How do you think this is gonna end? 1337 01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:11,519 - I don't really know mr rockford. 1338 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:15,557 It's gonna end with people loosing their jobs. 1339 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,827 These are the cold, hard facts keely. 1340 01:08:18,829 --> 01:08:21,096 I'm not going to keep this factory open 1341 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:23,398 just to dole out paychecks. 1342 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:25,500 Look at me. 1343 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:29,604 You understand what I'm saying? 1344 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:31,606 - I understand. 1345 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,174 - Good. 1346 01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:48,590 - 101. 1347 01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:53,394 Can I get you anything else? 1348 01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:54,829 - No this is great. 1349 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:58,833 Why are you being so nice? 1350 01:09:00,269 --> 01:09:02,770 - Easy to love someone when you love 'em. 1351 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:05,473 Loving someone when you hate 'em, 1352 01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,509 that's the real deal. 1353 01:09:09,645 --> 01:09:12,280 - I love you too you know. 1354 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,181 - I know. 1355 01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:17,185 I wish we could end this craziness. 1356 01:09:17,187 --> 01:09:18,720 - I want nothing more. 1357 01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:19,888 - Then do it. 1358 01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:23,658 - I could say the same to you. 1359 01:09:34,471 --> 01:09:39,641 - Yeah Cyrus isn't happy with productivity dropping. 1360 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:43,578 I mean half the company's not talking to the other half. 1361 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:45,513 - Better make myself scarce. 1362 01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,581 - Good idea. 1363 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,221 - Hey Dax. 1364 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,289 Hey wait up. 1365 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,392 What happened? 1366 01:09:57,394 --> 01:09:59,327 - Old man rockford fired me. 1367 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:04,399 I'm sorry man, I didn't know. 1368 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:05,900 He said that after this strike thing is over 1369 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:09,671 maybe he can hire some people back, but... 1370 01:10:10,906 --> 01:10:12,740 He fired me on Skype. 1371 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:16,644 That's kind of weird. 1372 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:19,581 - Hey listen man if you need help, 1373 01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:21,449 I got a little money saved. 1374 01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:22,784 - That's all right Glenn, 1375 01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:24,819 thank you though. 1376 01:10:24,821 --> 01:10:25,720 Thank you. 1377 01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:31,259 Take care now. 1378 01:10:31,261 --> 01:10:31,960 - Yeah. 1379 01:10:42,571 --> 01:10:44,505 - Thanks so much for your support, 1380 01:10:44,507 --> 01:10:46,241 we really appreciate you coming out. 1381 01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:57,819 Since when do you smoke? 1382 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:00,021 - After five weeks without sex, 1383 01:11:00,023 --> 01:11:02,924 I am lucky I am not smoking crack. 1384 01:11:04,493 --> 01:11:05,760 I miss my man. 1385 01:11:05,762 --> 01:11:07,428 I miss sharing my feelings with him 1386 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:10,265 while he stares at me like a zombie. 1387 01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:11,766 And that vibrator, 1388 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,568 whatever that throbzilla 1389 01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:16,404 doesn't have arms to put around me. 1390 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,473 - You'll survive Connie. 1391 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,643 - It's not only that Jenna. 1392 01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:22,644 I'm scared. 1393 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:27,615 I'm scared with all these lay offs that Louis might be next. 1394 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:31,286 I'm not sure this whole thing's worth it. 1395 01:11:39,662 --> 01:11:41,462 - I don't know if anything will come of this 1396 01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,998 but give it your best shot. 1397 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,600 - Thanks Gladys. 1398 01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:52,674 Mr rockford? 1399 01:11:58,013 --> 01:11:59,547 I'm Jenna keely. 1400 01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:01,482 Glenn's wife. 1401 01:12:04,687 --> 01:12:06,621 If you're listening, 1402 01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:11,993 I'm pleading with you to give people their jobs back. 1403 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,595 And not to fire anyone else. 1404 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:24,339 - We're going to offer these girls 10 million dollars 1405 01:12:24,341 --> 01:12:26,708 to preserve freedom and the American way of life. 1406 01:12:26,710 --> 01:12:29,077 - 10 million dollars is an awful lot. 1407 01:12:29,079 --> 01:12:31,813 How about we just give every gun owner that stays the course 1408 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:32,880 a free ak47? 1409 01:12:34,817 --> 01:12:36,417 - You think that's gonna fly 1410 01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:38,553 with these nampy pampy politicians in Washington, 1411 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,622 especially after your hooker fiasco? 1412 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:46,527 No, 10 million dollars is safer. 1413 01:12:47,896 --> 01:12:48,996 - You're the boss. 1414 01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:55,370 - Where are you going? 1415 01:12:56,138 --> 01:12:57,772 - Campaign meeting. 1416 01:12:59,475 --> 01:13:01,843 - You're pretty dressed up to go to a campaign meeting, 1417 01:13:01,845 --> 01:13:05,813 - Well just think if you weren't being so stubborn 1418 01:13:05,815 --> 01:13:08,983 maybe I'd be getting this dressed up for you. 1419 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:12,887 Or maybe I wouldn't be getting dressed at all. 1420 01:13:14,823 --> 01:13:16,090 - Ha, ha very funny. 1421 01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:17,759 Oh damn it Jenna. 1422 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,968 How you doing sport? 1423 01:13:26,970 --> 01:13:28,703 - Okay. 1424 01:13:28,705 --> 01:13:30,905 - I was gonna grab some pizza at , 1425 01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,874 do you wanna come? 1426 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:34,542 - No thanks. 1427 01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:36,544 - You sure you're okay? 1428 01:13:44,086 --> 01:13:46,821 You can tell your dad, you know. 1429 01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,825 - I never meant to hurt anybody. 1430 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:52,059 - I know that. 1431 01:13:53,662 --> 01:13:57,465 - I wish I never picked up that stupid gun. 1432 01:13:57,467 --> 01:14:00,001 I wish I never picked up any gun. 1433 01:14:09,745 --> 01:14:11,946 - I'll bring you back a couple slices. 1434 01:14:11,948 --> 01:14:13,014 Okay? - Okay. 1435 01:14:32,968 --> 01:14:34,135 - You look great. 1436 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,806 - Would you like something to drink? 1437 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,608 - A glass of wine might be nice. 1438 01:14:40,610 --> 01:14:41,943 - Red or white? 1439 01:14:42,845 --> 01:14:43,978 - You choose. 1440 01:14:49,184 --> 01:14:51,519 - I saw you sitting here. 1441 01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:52,854 May I join you? 1442 01:14:55,090 --> 01:14:55,990 - Please. 1443 01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:04,966 - How goes the battle? 1444 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:06,067 - Still raging. 1445 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:11,706 - It is amazing to me how depriving men of sex 1446 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:13,841 can cripple a whole town. 1447 01:15:14,977 --> 01:15:16,944 - It can cripple the whole world. 1448 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,948 But then again so can depriving women. 1449 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:22,583 - You think so? 1450 01:15:22,585 --> 01:15:23,651 - You don't? 1451 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,724 - Tell me something, 1452 01:15:29,726 --> 01:15:32,159 if you had to do it all over again 1453 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:34,762 would you do the same thing? 1454 01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:41,836 - I'm not really sure. 1455 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:47,241 - I think a lot of women in this town would say that's 1456 01:15:47,243 --> 01:15:49,210 a start mr keely. 1457 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,879 - I suppose they would. 1458 01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,180 And it's Glenn. 1459 01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:58,119 - I'm just so tired of it all. 1460 01:15:58,121 --> 01:16:00,054 I'm tired of fighting with Glenn. 1461 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,256 Tired of dirty looks from people. 1462 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:04,859 I'm tired of pretending to be strong. 1463 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:09,564 That's why you're getting the dirty looks. 1464 01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:11,899 - I guess we are giving them a run for their money, huh. 1465 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,801 - 10 million buck from the ngo, 1466 01:16:13,803 --> 01:16:14,769 you bet your ass. 1467 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:17,204 You are ruffling some feathers. 1468 01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:20,241 More? 1469 01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:24,579 - I guess one more couldn't hurt. 1470 01:16:40,963 --> 01:16:44,098 - It's a little late don't you think? 1471 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,969 - We had a lot to discuss. 1472 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,704 - I'll bet. 1473 01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,706 - What's that suppose to mean? 1474 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,374 - I called Connie and Barb. 1475 01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:56,944 They didn't know anything about a campaign meeting. 1476 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,013 - I expect this from Sandy, 1477 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:01,215 not from her mother. 1478 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:03,117 - And I expect this from my father, 1479 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,652 not my husband. 1480 01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:09,724 - You been drinking? 1481 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:13,227 - I had a glass of wine or two. 1482 01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:16,030 - Where were you? 1483 01:17:17,065 --> 01:17:18,099 - With Harlan. 1484 01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:21,402 He's my campaign advisor. 1485 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:24,872 - And he took all this time to advise you? 1486 01:17:24,874 --> 01:17:26,974 - You're not jealous are ya? 1487 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,342 - Jealous of what? 1488 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:29,777 Some nerdy high school teacher 1489 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:31,812 wants to get into my wives pants. 1490 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:33,080 - Just because your mind works that way 1491 01:17:33,082 --> 01:17:34,882 doesn't mean his does. 1492 01:17:34,884 --> 01:17:36,017 - Yeah right. 1493 01:17:37,753 --> 01:17:39,186 - Did you kiss him? 1494 01:17:41,757 --> 01:17:43,791 - Did you kiss her? 1495 01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:47,762 - Who, the sleazy reporter with the fake boobs. 1496 01:17:49,164 --> 01:17:50,831 - They're fake. 1497 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:55,069 - Please she could stand on her head and they wouldn't move. 1498 01:17:56,038 --> 01:17:57,104 Well did ya? 1499 01:17:59,074 --> 01:17:59,940 - No. 1500 01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:02,076 Did you? 1501 01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:06,914 - No, but we did have sex in the parking lot. 1502 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,300 - Are you sure nothing happened? 1503 01:18:26,302 --> 01:18:29,737 - There's something i gotta tell you. 1504 01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:31,172 - Baby. 1505 01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:32,006 - No, no. - What? 1506 01:18:32,008 --> 01:18:33,207 - Glen he's gay. 1507 01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:39,747 - You're just saying that to make me feel better. 1508 01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,115 - No I promised I'd keep it quiet, 1509 01:18:41,117 --> 01:18:42,850 but I don't want you wondering about this 1510 01:18:42,852 --> 01:18:44,852 for the rest of your life. 1511 01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:45,753 - Oh man. 1512 01:18:46,988 --> 01:18:49,290 That's the first gay guy I've ever known. 1513 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:50,725 - Not exactly. 1514 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,426 - Who else? 1515 01:18:53,795 --> 01:18:55,229 - His boyfriend. 1516 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:56,130 - Yeah. 1517 01:18:57,966 --> 01:18:58,933 - No I can't say, 1518 01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:02,236 - How could you keep something like that from me? 1519 01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:05,806 - Okay promise you won't say a word. 1520 01:19:05,808 --> 01:19:06,507 - Promise. 1521 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:09,210 - Byron. 1522 01:19:10,078 --> 01:19:11,212 - My Byron? 1523 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:13,147 - I hope not. 1524 01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:15,950 - But he owns the gun shop. 1525 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:19,754 - Well think how tough he's had it at home. 1526 01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:20,454 - Oh man. 1527 01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:23,824 Everything's all upside down 1528 01:19:23,826 --> 01:19:25,126 and inside out. 1529 01:19:37,372 --> 01:19:42,309 I've never loved you as much as I love you right now. 1530 01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:44,879 - Even after all this. 1531 01:19:44,881 --> 01:19:48,015 - Especially after all this. 1532 01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:48,916 - Why? 1533 01:19:50,252 --> 01:19:52,386 - You're doing something you believe in. 1534 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:55,790 No matter what people think or say. 1535 01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:59,160 No matter what i would think or say. 1536 01:19:59,162 --> 01:20:02,029 I don't have the guts to do that. 1537 01:20:16,211 --> 01:20:18,045 - we can't do this. 1538 01:20:19,481 --> 01:20:20,848 - Yeah right. 1539 01:20:47,342 --> 01:20:49,176 - What's going on? 1540 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,244 - What do you mean? 1541 01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:52,279 - With you and dad? 1542 01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:53,180 - Nothing. 1543 01:21:03,191 --> 01:21:04,291 - Mom. 1544 01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:10,064 You didn't. 1545 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:11,599 - Didn't what? 1546 01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:14,468 - Sandy why don't you drive Lance to school. 1547 01:21:14,470 --> 01:21:15,536 Take my car. 1548 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:18,873 - So what now you're just gonna lay around the house all day 1549 01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:19,974 and not go to work? 1550 01:21:19,976 --> 01:21:21,575 - Sandy, take a hike. 1551 01:21:24,446 --> 01:21:27,214 - I am very disappointed in you mother. 1552 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,316 - We'll talk about it later. 1553 01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:33,053 - I don't understand anything in this house. 1554 01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:40,361 - All right. 1555 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:41,896 Hold on. 1556 01:21:41,898 --> 01:21:43,364 Come on now. 1557 01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:44,365 Please settle down. 1558 01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:46,500 Please settle down, ladies. 1559 01:21:46,502 --> 01:21:48,936 Ladies the plain fact is that if you continue on 1560 01:21:48,938 --> 01:21:50,371 with this strike rockford stands 1561 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:53,040 to loose 10 million dollars. 1562 01:21:57,946 --> 01:21:58,579 - Ladies please. 1563 01:21:58,581 --> 01:21:59,647 Please ladies. 1564 01:21:59,649 --> 01:22:01,315 Ladies, ladies. 1565 01:22:01,317 --> 01:22:04,184 Think of how our town could benefit from this money. 1566 01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:07,187 I mean new schools, new buses, 1567 01:22:07,189 --> 01:22:09,123 new community centers. 1568 01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,292 - That's Cyrus rockford. 1569 01:22:11,294 --> 01:22:13,127 - Think of all the... 1570 01:22:14,329 --> 01:22:16,096 - Evening. 1571 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:17,164 - Holy shit. 1572 01:22:20,001 --> 01:22:21,435 I'm gonna sit down. 1573 01:22:22,504 --> 01:22:25,406 - So 10 million dollars to the town 1574 01:22:26,541 --> 01:22:28,609 and everything goes back the way it was, 1575 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,445 is that about it mr lafontein? 1576 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,014 - That's about it mr rockford. 1577 01:22:35,450 --> 01:22:38,419 - But something doesn't seem quite right to me, 1578 01:22:38,421 --> 01:22:41,355 you come waltzing into our town, 1579 01:22:42,557 --> 01:22:46,193 waving all that money and you act like you got a dog 1580 01:22:46,195 --> 01:22:47,428 in this fight. 1581 01:22:48,463 --> 01:22:49,630 - We all do. 1582 01:22:49,632 --> 01:22:51,265 It's called Liberty. 1583 01:22:51,267 --> 01:22:52,433 - Amen. 1584 01:22:53,268 --> 01:22:55,502 - No it's called lobbying. 1585 01:22:57,405 --> 01:22:59,440 You know what you are Dwayne? 1586 01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:02,343 You're a walking, talking, breathing gun. 1587 01:23:02,345 --> 01:23:03,410 A hired gun. 1588 01:23:04,679 --> 01:23:07,414 You're job is to make sure that the manufacturers 1589 01:23:07,416 --> 01:23:11,485 can make and sell as many guns as possible. 1590 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:14,621 You're no different from a corner drug dealer 1591 01:23:14,623 --> 01:23:17,157 pushing crack for a cartel. 1592 01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:24,031 So I'm gonna offer this town 10 million dollars 1593 01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:27,434 if the men of rockford will dispose of their guns. 1594 01:23:31,539 --> 01:23:33,474 - Now hold on, hold on. 1595 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:37,144 Mr rockford we had always heard that you are an avid hunter, 1596 01:23:37,146 --> 01:23:39,646 that no animal in Africa was safe from you. 1597 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:45,686 - Yes I have done my share of killing, 1598 01:23:47,255 --> 01:23:51,291 but now I don't believe in harming any sentient being. 1599 01:23:53,161 --> 01:23:56,697 - Mr rockford you are the name sake of this town, 1600 01:23:56,699 --> 01:23:58,599 would you rather have it turned into the peoples Republic 1601 01:23:58,601 --> 01:24:00,334 of New York City? 1602 01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:04,738 - Better that, than a monastery full 1603 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:07,241 of angry blue-balled monks. 1604 01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:11,045 - Make it 11 million. 1605 01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:12,279 - There we go. 1606 01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:16,650 - 11 it is. 1607 01:24:19,755 --> 01:24:22,523 I feel like I'm on shark tank. 1608 01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:25,426 - 12. 1609 01:24:25,428 --> 01:24:27,361 - Oh come on. - Yeah. 1610 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:34,635 - No you are starting to aggravate me son. 1611 01:24:36,137 --> 01:24:40,374 I am trying to reach. 1612 01:24:53,254 --> 01:24:54,488 Oh son of a bitch, 1613 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:56,557 it's gonna take me 10 lifetimes to get there. 1614 01:24:56,559 --> 01:25:00,260 Dwayne, I'm gonna see your 12 and raise you three. 1615 01:25:00,262 --> 01:25:02,196 That's 15 million dollars. 1616 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,666 What say you now? 1617 01:25:06,501 --> 01:25:07,734 - I have to make a phone call. 1618 01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,503 - Yeah, I'll wait. 1619 01:25:30,492 --> 01:25:31,592 - Wally. 1620 01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:36,697 I would like to make a statement if I may. 1621 01:25:38,433 --> 01:25:40,534 For the first time in a long time 1622 01:25:40,536 --> 01:25:43,337 I remember why my marriage was, 1623 01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:45,172 is so important to me 1624 01:25:47,709 --> 01:25:50,511 and while I'm honored that so many of you 1625 01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:52,412 want me to run for mayor, 1626 01:25:52,414 --> 01:25:56,216 I feel I can be more effective continuing this fight 1627 01:25:56,218 --> 01:25:58,652 without having to run rockford. 1628 01:26:00,188 --> 01:26:03,757 Well the truth is I may not be worthy of your trust. 1629 01:26:06,861 --> 01:26:09,296 Last night Glenn and I... 1630 01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:16,203 - Glock 22. 1631 01:26:16,205 --> 01:26:18,472 - Jesus what the? 1632 01:26:18,474 --> 01:26:20,574 - It feels good, 1633 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:24,745 but you know what some how it doesn't feel as good 1634 01:26:24,747 --> 01:26:26,180 as it used to. 1635 01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:31,485 And no where near as good as my wife. 1636 01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:34,555 And darling you wanna be mayor, 1637 01:26:34,557 --> 01:26:36,823 hell you be mayor. 1638 01:26:36,825 --> 01:26:38,425 You got my vote. 1639 01:26:44,199 --> 01:26:45,265 Mr rockford. 1640 01:26:47,635 --> 01:26:49,503 That's just one gun, 1641 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:50,771 but it's a start. 1642 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:56,476 And every avalanche starts with a single snowflake. 1643 01:26:56,478 --> 01:26:57,444 Right baby? 1644 01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:03,717 I'll be at home destroying the rest of them. 1645 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,952 See you later. 1646 01:27:10,258 --> 01:27:11,658 - Traitor. 1647 01:27:11,660 --> 01:27:14,761 - Wait a minute where are you going? 1648 01:27:14,763 --> 01:27:16,897 - I miss my wife Jake, 1649 01:27:16,899 --> 01:27:20,634 we were trying to make a baby before all this craziness. 1650 01:27:20,636 --> 01:27:22,703 I'd like to keep trying. 1651 01:27:30,812 --> 01:27:34,581 - Wait a minute guys where where you going? 1652 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:37,017 Come on don't wimp out now. 1653 01:27:37,019 --> 01:27:39,653 We're down to the home stretch. 1654 01:27:39,655 --> 01:27:41,788 If we cave in now they win. 1655 01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,825 Oh come on, Wally. 1656 01:27:46,394 --> 01:27:49,463 - Hey it's 15 million dollars 1657 01:27:49,465 --> 01:27:50,931 and jobs back Jake. 1658 01:27:54,669 --> 01:27:56,703 - You can have the jobs back, 1659 01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,706 but just so we're clear you don't get the 15 until 1660 01:27:59,708 --> 01:28:02,442 all the guns are gone. 1661 01:28:02,444 --> 01:28:04,444 - Oh yeah that's clear. 1662 01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:08,482 - What about bb guns? 1663 01:28:10,485 --> 01:28:13,620 - And they say there's no such thing as a stupid question. 1664 01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,422 - Is that a no. 1665 01:28:15,424 --> 01:28:16,657 - That's a no. 1666 01:28:17,759 --> 01:28:20,727 - I liked him better when he was dead. 1667 01:28:36,511 --> 01:28:37,744 - Hello champ. 1668 01:28:41,783 --> 01:28:44,484 What you doing out here? 1669 01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:45,485 - Thinking. 1670 01:28:49,924 --> 01:28:52,759 - Listen I wanted to thank you, 1671 01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:57,931 for talking to me yesterday. 1672 01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:00,767 Telling me how you felt about things. 1673 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:04,671 I know that isn't always an easy thing to do. 1674 01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:07,908 And I want you to know it affected me. 1675 01:29:09,410 --> 01:29:10,110 A lot. 1676 01:29:11,646 --> 01:29:14,815 One of the reasons i gave up my guns. 1677 01:29:15,983 --> 01:29:19,419 - But how about the balance of power shifting 1678 01:29:19,421 --> 01:29:20,887 and all that? 1679 01:29:20,889 --> 01:29:24,624 - Well Lance the power of power isn't as delicate 1680 01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:26,927 a thing as you might think. 1681 01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:30,864 See having the guts to be vulnerable 1682 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:35,669 and admit that you're wrong, 1683 01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:37,904 that's a sign of strength, 1684 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:39,840 not weakness. 1685 01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:42,909 You understand? 1686 01:29:44,512 --> 01:29:46,046 - I think so. 1687 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:46,947 - Good. 1688 01:29:49,784 --> 01:29:54,554 - Is sex really the most important thing to us men? 1689 01:29:54,556 --> 01:29:55,856 - Absolutely son. 1690 01:30:02,797 --> 01:30:05,165 - 44 days after the sex strike of rockford began 1691 01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:08,802 the strike appears to be unofficially over. 1692 01:30:09,904 --> 01:30:11,905 All but 252 citizens have agreed 1693 01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:14,741 to dispose of their firearms. 1694 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,042 Towns people say they are still working 1695 01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:17,944 on convincing those holdouts. 1696 01:30:17,946 --> 01:30:21,181 95 of whom are women to join the converted. 1697 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:24,484 In the meantime all indications are that things 1698 01:30:24,486 --> 01:30:27,954 I rockford are returning back to normal. 1699 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,656 - Honey I'm home. 1700 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:34,661 oh damn. 1701 01:30:38,032 --> 01:30:39,800 These are for you. 1702 01:30:40,768 --> 01:30:43,537 - And this is for the flowers. 1703 01:30:50,812 --> 01:30:52,746 - What about a vase? 1704 01:30:56,617 --> 01:31:00,554 - Are you a stallion or are you a little bitch mare? 1705 01:31:00,556 --> 01:31:02,456 Want me to whip you in terms of shape? 1706 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:03,890 You want me to whip you into shape, 1707 01:31:03,892 --> 01:31:05,091 you little shit? 1708 01:31:06,861 --> 01:31:08,762 What the hell kind of sound is that? 1709 01:31:08,764 --> 01:31:09,930 You sound like an old woman coughing up a hair ball, 1710 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,531 you little shit. 1711 01:31:42,865 --> 01:31:43,964 - bill 1712 01:31:56,878 --> 01:31:59,779 - god damn liberals, what the fuck.