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Hey!

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Hey.

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Someone's still in bed.

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Hey, babe, what if we stay in
for dinner tonight and I cook?

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Just the two of us?

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Instead of going out?

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Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.

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- Really?
- That's cool.

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I have chicken.

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I like chicken.

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I'm a chicken man.

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Hi, Mom. Oh, how are you?

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Mahjong? You don't play Mahjong, do you?

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I gotta go.
Let me call you in a little bit.

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All right, I love you.

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All right. Bye.

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Rachel?

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Rachel?

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Rachel?

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Oh, my God. Rachel?

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Oh...

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...San Francisco private jet to Georgia...

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Hey, man, how's it going?

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- Joshy called me.
- Is he okay?

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Do you remember
when I put the deposit down

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on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?

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Well, I guess the person
that owns the house called, uh, Joshy,

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and they were like,
"What are you gonna do?"

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- Right.
- So, um... so then he called me.

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And was like, "What do you wanna do?"
'cause you can't get the deposit back.

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And he's like,
"Well... we have the house."

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- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know.

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Are you stoned?

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Hey!

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Hey, man.

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How are you?

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How are you?

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What?

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What the fuck was that?

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Be careful!

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I was saying "How are you?" before.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. It just...
it obviously wasn't the best time.

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Yeah.

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Joshy!

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Joshy?

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Joshy?

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Dude...

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Don't touch it.
It's a fucking sniper rifle.

49
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- It's a BB gun. See?
- It's loaded.

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Goddamn right it is.

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Think about what it would have been like
as a child in 1939 or 1964

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to get taken by your parents
to the New York World's Fair, right?

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So they take you to, I don't know,
say, the Chilean Pavilion.

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And you're smelling
Chilean food for the first time.

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You've never even seen it before.

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You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb...

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Hey, guys.

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Ari? Adam?

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I'm Eric.

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- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.

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So funny on the reply alls, man.

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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.

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I like to set a little tone over email

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just to let people know
what kind of bro they're gonna get.

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- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.

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I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background on me,

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but I live with him
in the same housing complex.

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Lived with him.

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But that's actually what I think
this weekend's gonna be great for.

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It's, like, just cleansing the palate.
Keep it light, keep it fun.

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Yes, keeping it light,
I think, is paramount.

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You brought a bunch
of board games. Awesome.

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Yeah, this is kind of the big one
that I'm looking forward to.

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"Mecha Dungeon Crawl," have you seen this?

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No.

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It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.

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That it'll take a couple hours
to go through the directions.

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- So it's like "Cranium"?
- No, it's not like "Cranium."

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It's a lot more complicated than that.

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More like "Apples to Apples"?

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No, it's not like that at all either.

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We got a portion of time
that will be perfect

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for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh can do that.

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- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?

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- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.

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Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?

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You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here

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and get in bed and sleep
and not have ash and detritus

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and paraphernalia everywhere.

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Okay, no detritus in this room.

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I'm a backpack hip-hop kid, you know?

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- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- J5, Dilated Peoples,

93
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- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love Tribe Called Quest.

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- Stone's Throw.
- Yeah, Stone's Throw is cool.

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But I also like T Swift, you know?

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- Hey!
- Hey, Joshua!

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Hey, Eric. Oh, my God!

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Holy shit.

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Hey. Hi. I'm Katee.

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- Hey.
- Thanks for coming, dude.

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- Yeah, yeah, thanks...
- Heard so much about you.

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How are you? You okay?

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I don't know who you are.
I like hugging you, though.

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- I'm Katee.
- So, uh,

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are you, like, the property manager here?

106
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- No.
- Of the prop... no, no.

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- No, no.
- No, I'm just... I'm Katee.

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- Yeah, Katee from Ojai.
- Katee from Ojai.

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- Friend from Ojai.
- Just met last night.

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Do you wanna hang out?
We're gonna get into a cypher.

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- I should probably go.
- Okay.

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But you have fun. Have fun.

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- I'll walk you to your car.
- Oh.

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- Bye.
- I'm so glad I got to see you.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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She seemed really cool, man.

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- Who, Katee?
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, she was, she is. She is very cool.

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- How did you meet her?
- I got here yesterday.

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- Right.
- So I was here before anyone else,

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and, I had nothing to do.

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- So I went to the bar in town.
- Uh-huh.

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And I don't know.
I just, like, was at the bar

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and she came up to me, starting chatting,

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and it was, like, super easy to talk to.

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"It was." She was super easy to talk to.

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Good for you, man.
I'm really happy for you.

128
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Well, look, she's cool. She really is.

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I mean, we're not gonna
get married or anything, but...

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Who else are we gonna be able to celebrate

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this sexual victory with?

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Yeah, when is everybody else coming?

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This... this is actually the crew.

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Everybody else kind of flaked.

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I know it's only four of us.
Is that weird?

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No, no, it's not weird at all.

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I think... I think a small crew is cool.

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Yeah, we're gonna be like the Beatles.
We are like the Beatles.

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- You're like John and Paul.
- I'm Ringo 'cause I keep it light

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and I look a little bit like a possum.

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And I'm George 'cause I'm stony

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and I, you know,
can't get enough of the sun.

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I'm, I'm George Martin.

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Yeah, the integral fifth Beatle.

145
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I love meeting new people.

146
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This guy's got fucking blow.

147
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You're dropping squirt bombs.

148
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This guy won't get in the pool,
but he will.

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- If it's weird, say it 'cause I know...
- It's not weird.

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Hey, what are you doing over there, man?

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I'm still trying to get the Wi-Fi to work.

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Yeah, we're in a cabin in Ojai.
The Wi-Fi's not gonna work.

153
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Yeah, but, I mean, I can't
not be accessible on the Internet

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and also up here with
no cell phone reception

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- for an entire weekend.
- Who cares? It's the weekend.

156
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When I got off the 101, I called Shauna

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and I was like, "Okay, I'm going
where there's no reception. Love you."

158
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Yeah, but I didn't
make that call to Marissa.

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So she doesn't know that I'm here

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and she doesn't know that I'm unreachable

161
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should she be trying to call
or email me or whatever.

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Why doesn't Marissa know that you're here?

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She just, you know, decided
that she needed to be somewhere else

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that I don't live for the time being.

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Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.

166
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She's just basically coming at me

167
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and saying, you know,
that after 10 years almost,

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that there's an entire life
that she feels like she's missing

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and that she sort of needed some space,
and I responded to that

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by being what I felt was very attentive
and what she felt was clingy.

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God, I'm sorry.
It's... That's gotta be really hard.

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- Break-ups are tough.
- It's not a break-up,

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you know, at this time.

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- Okay.
- I think that there might be

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some benefit here to having
some friends around.

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And maybe, you know,
we're talking about it now

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and I'll talk about it with Josh
as soon as I get a chance.

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I wouldn't tell Josh about it, I think,
because we're on thin ice here.

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There's only four of us. No one showed up.

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It's just that he's hurting
and he's been going through a lot

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and now I'm hurting, too,

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and I feel like we sort of
are going to relate to each other

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in a way that I don't expect you to get.

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Let's not compare the hurt of a break-up

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or whatever it is
with what Joshy went through.

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Okay, so everybody gets one
of these character cards.

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And I'm now going to go into the attack

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and defending portion. You ready?

189
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"Attack abilities and attacking a monster.

190
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The type of symbol shows
whether it is a melee ability

191
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or a ranged attack ability."

192
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Yes. Adam, I have a question.

193
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Is it... okay, I can answer it

194
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because I think I know
what you're going to say.

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- What?
- If you're wondering

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why the part on the bottom
of your figurine is an octagon

197
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and it's standing on a hexagonal shape
that connects to the center one,

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I promise you we're going to get to that

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- very, very shortly.
- Was that your question?

200
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That was not my question.
Here's my question.

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Should we be playing this game right now?

202
00:13:33,890 --> 00:13:36,052
- Yeah, definitely, 100 percent.
- Yeah.

203
00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,575
Can I just pose another option?

204
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We go out tonight,
we go to this bar the Lone Angus.

205
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I've done a bunch of research
on Yelp and Trip Advisor.

206
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It's a fun local bar.
It's, like, divey, but not too divey.

207
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Maybe the time to go to the bar would be,
I don't know, tomorrow afternoon

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for happy hour or something,
when, you know, it's light out

209
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and they have the windows open
and the drinks are cheaper.

210
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,897
What's the deal with you
and the windows open at a bar?

211
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It's just nice to get that
bar smell wafting out a little bit.

212
00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:59,574
Okay, let's say we go to the bar tonight,

213
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have some drinks, mellow, nothing crazy.

214
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Come back here, wake up in the morning,

215
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we're sitting around the table,

216
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we are ready to settle in to a full game.

217
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,371
Well, just to be clear,

218
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:14,977
Adam and I have been
coveting this game for quite some time.

219
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:18,497
We even actually helped crowd fund it.
We just opened it tonight.

220
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,534
Right, or we could go to the bar,
and if the bar is not cool,

221
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then we could just
come back here and play tonight.

222
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I mean, how fun would that be?
Like a late-night game.

223
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If you're serious about doing it tomorrow,

224
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then, yeah, I mean, the...
it's something to consider, I guess.

225
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So I have a lot planned.

226
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We're gonna do a little dinner tonight,

227
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we're gonna go to the casino,
play a little cards.

228
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,939
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

229
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Have a bite to eat.
We're not gonna just drink, though.

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- We're gonna have a nice dinner.
- Welcome to The Lone Angus.

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I will be your waiter. My name is Greg.

232
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- Nice to meet you, Greg.
- Right on.

233
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So I got four tequila shots here

234
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- and a diet coke on the rocks.
- Sweet.

235
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,620
We didn't order those
tequila shots, though,

236
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- so I think we're good.
- Well, that's not what

237
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the bartender is telling me.

238
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It's okay, though. I mean, like, we're...

239
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- Yeah, we'll take them.
- Right, but we didn't order them,

240
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,458
so I don't think
we should have to pay for them.

241
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,611
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

242
00:15:09,690 --> 00:15:12,057
speaking of which,
did you guys order these drinks

243
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:13,217
that you already have at the bar?

244
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:14,621
Yes, because you weren't here, so...

245
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,374
Yeah, but there's table service here.

246
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,293
Yeah, but you weren't here.
We waited for 15 minutes.

247
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:21,055
I was here. I've been here since 5:00.

248
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,620
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I've been here.

249
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,614
It's okay, okay. We'll take the shots.

250
00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:28,296
- ...like every asshole does.
- Oh, we're assholes now?

251
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:29,576
- Yeah, you're an ass...
- Eric, Eric.

252
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,021
Maybe you could bring me
a windshield wiper

253
00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:33,331
because you just spit
all over my fucking face!

254
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,411
Why don't you take that windshield wiper

255
00:15:34,490 --> 00:15:36,458
and shove it right up your ass?!

256
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:41,661
- Oh, what's up, man?
- Hey, man, how you doing?

257
00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:43,812
That was great. Hi, guys.

258
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,051
You should see your faces right now.

259
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:46,939
We just fucking pranked you guys.

260
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,176
That was one of
the best ones we've ever done.

261
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:50,019
You guys, this is my boy, Greg.

262
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,774
I invited him to join us for the weekend.

263
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,138
This is Josh, this is Ari, this is Adam.

264
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:56,780
Adam, nice to meet you. Greg.

265
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,420
Ari? Greg.

266
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,175
Josh, the man of the hour. Greg.

267
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,581
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

268
00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,414
Thank you guys so much for including me.

269
00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:05,980
- Thank you so much.
- Definitely.

270
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:07,654
- Not a problem.
- Thank you for...

271
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,171
And my boy here told me
there was a bachelor party,

272
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,979
and I was just like, "Oh, can I come?"

273
00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:13,501
He was like, "You got it."

274
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:15,379
Yeah, no, I, uh...

275
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,293
it's just that I was gonna get married,

276
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:20,692
but I'm not anymore, so we're
kind of just salvaging the weekend,

277
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:23,057
- and it's just for guys.
- Yeah, yeah, we're just,...

278
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:24,780
we're treating this like a boy's weekend.

279
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,898
I thought you said that
this is a bachelor party.

280
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,051
You're not even getting married?

281
00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:31,498
Well, no, he's... but we're treating it
like the fun of a bachelor party,

282
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,299
but it's just a boy's weekend away.

283
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,941
You know what? Yeah, we're not
even really using that word.

284
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:38,980
- You guys break up?
- Essentially, I was gonna get married,

285
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:41,172
- but now it's not gonna happen.
- I just can't stress enough

286
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,218
- that we should just move on.
- It just sort of turned into...

287
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,691
- kind of like a guy's weekend.
- Live right now in the moment.

288
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,101
Hey, man, that's all I'm doing.
That's what all I'm about.

289
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,980
Let's just do our shots to... to nothing.

290
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,575
- Yeah, to nothing.
- To nothing.

291
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:53,379
- To nothing is a great idea.
- To nothing.

292
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,737
- For the weekend.
- Fuck that bitch.

293
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:58,017
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Again, not...

294
00:16:58,090 --> 00:16:59,615
- Yeah, maybe.
- So as I mentioned,

295
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,136
I actually invited Greg
to join us for the weekend

296
00:17:02,210 --> 00:17:05,737
as we have that extra room
because this guy brings the party to 11.

297
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,699
Yeah, thanks so much for having me.

298
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:08,931
Well, you know...

299
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:10,978
It's so gracious of you guys to include
me on this very special weekend.

300
00:17:11,050 --> 00:17:13,132
I was thinking because
we have fewer people than we thought

301
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,254
that we would kind of spread out
so no one has to share a room,

302
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:17,934
so we don't actually have
an extra one anymore.

303
00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:21,139
Yeah, and, like, since you guys are boys,

304
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:23,292
maybe you guys could just share a room.

305
00:17:23,370 --> 00:17:24,735
No, I can't do that.

306
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,495
I can't, uh, I can't room with somebody.

307
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:30,176
And trust me,
none of you want to room with me

308
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,059
'cause I just got diagnosed
with sleep apnea,

309
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,457
- and I gotta wear that mask.
- Yeah, dude's like Bane.

310
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:38,012
Hello, would you like your dick sucked?

311
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:40,857
Yeah.

312
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:42,420
- Classic Bane joke.
- Terrible Bane.

313
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:43,941
Let's cheers it up to new beginnings.

314
00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,535
- To new beginnings.
- Love it.

315
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:48,090
- To new beginnings, right?
- Oh, my shit's empty.

316
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,581
- You know, whatever.
- Hey, waiter,

317
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:50,731
why don't you go get another drink?

318
00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,539
Fuck you!

319
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,500
Excuse me, I don't want
to speak to no doctor!

320
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:58,141
I want to speak to a pharmacist!

321
00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,541
Yeah, man.

322
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,533
Oh, goodness.

323
00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:03,260
- Oh, yeah.
- Shockingly cold.

324
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,094
Greg is a trip, huh?

325
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,571
Dude, Greg is the best!

326
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,459
I'm kind of a big fan of him.

327
00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:10,577
- Yeah.
- He's so intense.

328
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,812
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

329
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:14,221
I'll send it to you. What's your number?

330
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:15,496
Please do.

331
00:18:15,570 --> 00:18:16,731
Are you cool?

332
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,496
Yeah.

333
00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,651
Oh, yeah. I'm great, how are you?

334
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,220
I'm good, I'm good.

335
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,975
I mean, I just wanna make sure
that... that you're good

336
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:33,180
with all of... with all of
how everything is going.

337
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,735
Yeah, yeah, no.

338
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:36,858
This is lining up to be a fun one.

339
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,376
It was just, like,
scurrying all around the floor,

340
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,135
and we had, like,
an English muffin we didn't want to...

341
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,740
You know, turtles are,
like, an aphrodisiac.

342
00:18:43,850 --> 00:18:45,773
You wanted to eat the turtle?

343
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,500
In retrospect,
you could've just picked it up

344
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:51,017
by the little shell on the sides
and been completely okay.

345
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,535
My buddy will pick you up...

346
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:55,932
...backlogs of nonsense
that go back two years.

347
00:18:56,010 --> 00:19:00,060
Right, but why is this the time
to be bringing any...

348
00:19:00,130 --> 00:19:03,373
But wh... but it just...
it's not even relevant

349
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:04,940
to what we're talking about anymore.

350
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,093
It's not a part of what
I'm trying to discuss,

351
00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:09,660
and to say that it's something
that I've been

352
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:13,451
willingly or intentionally
neglecting is insane.

353
00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:14,941
I'm happy you guys are here.

354
00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:17,854
- Are you kidding? Yes.
- I think we're being followed.

355
00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:19,932
No. I'm sorry.

356
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:22,934
- I'm looking...
- What is happening?

357
00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:24,614
Who are you? Are you okay?

358
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,500
Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.

359
00:19:27,570 --> 00:19:28,901
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.

360
00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:30,421
Did you guys see a phone?

361
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:32,936
- Did it have a case?
- No.

362
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,899
Caseless. I haven't seen it.

363
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:38,416
I'm sorry, this is Josh.

364
00:19:38,490 --> 00:19:40,094
- Oh, hi, Josh.
- Oh, yeah, I'm Josh.

365
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,331
- I'm Jodi. Hi.
- Hey, Jodi.

366
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,094
- I'm Ari.
- Hi, Ari.

367
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,217
How's it going?

368
00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,257
Oh, do you want me to hold that for you?

369
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,456
Yes, please. Yes, please.

370
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:48,254
- Can I hold it in my lungs?
- Yes, please.

371
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,731
You are cold.

372
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,653
- You need a...
- How can you tell?

373
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:54,220
Maybe...

374
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,011
- I'm gonna give you my sweater.
- Oh, well, thank you.

375
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:01,900
- You're such a gentleman.
- Oh, here.

376
00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:03,301
- Have two.
- Thank you. No, I don't need it.

377
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,974
- No, have two.
- Don't please.

378
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,696
Look what's happening. Double the warmth.

379
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:10,376
Double gentleman attack!

380
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:12,373
- What?
- I'm sorry.

381
00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,452
Are you guys murderers or what?

382
00:20:14,530 --> 00:20:16,737
No, not at all. We are not murderers.

383
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,978
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here in Ojai?

384
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,734
Yeah, what brings you here? Are you local?

385
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,017
I'm here for, like, a big
birthday vacation weekend.

386
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,661
- I'm turning 30.
- Wow, awesome!

387
00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:27,619
- You're with friends?
- Yeah.

388
00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:29,294
- Okay, cool.
- They're not cool right now.

389
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,372
They're real... they're real shitty.

390
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:35,461
Well, we're having sort of a weird...
not weird, but, like, a party thing.

391
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:36,861
Nothing like a weird party thing.

392
00:20:36,930 --> 00:20:38,978
I think all party things
are kind of weird.

393
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,017
- Hello.
- Well, hello.

394
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,455
- Hey, this is...
- Hi.

395
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,498
Did someone say "weird party thing"?

396
00:20:43,570 --> 00:20:46,016
Hello, my name is Adam.

397
00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,701
My name is Jodi.

398
00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,135
We are all robots.

399
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:55,250
Well, I'm single now, so, you know, um...

400
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:57,617
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Adam, really?

401
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,613
- What?
- Are you okay?

402
00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:01,852
Well, I got a couple bars,
so I made a phone call.

403
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:04,297
I'm sorry to drag you into my business.

404
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:05,576
No, I actually am into it.

405
00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:06,970
Yeah, 10 years of my life
just went down the shitter.

406
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:09,018
- We talked about this.
- No, man.

407
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,455
- We talked about that.
- Yeah, but everything's changed now.

408
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,095
It's all different. It sucks now.

409
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,333
- Everything's worse.
- So you and Marissa, no?

410
00:21:15,450 --> 00:21:17,657
Yeah, no, no go.
You know, 10 years right in the shitter.

411
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:19,573
It's fine, but, hey, on the other hand,

412
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:23,052
Eric has found some casino near here
that he says is the best in the area.

413
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,461
Well, that sounds fun.
I would go to a casino.

414
00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:25,611
There's a casino here?

415
00:21:25,730 --> 00:21:27,573
Didn't expect you guys
to actually be so excited about that.

416
00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:29,334
You look so cold and stupid, both of you.

417
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:31,697
Do they look like murderers, though?

418
00:21:31,770 --> 00:21:33,818
- Yeah.
- Here, I don't need this.

419
00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:36,018
Thank you very much.
I don't need both, yeah.

420
00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,899
Total enthusiasm for Eric's casino idea?

421
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:40,018
No one just kind of thought
we were gonna go home after this

422
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,536
and, you know, have bedtime and...

423
00:21:42,610 --> 00:21:45,011
- Have bedtime?
- Hey, Adam, is this...

424
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:47,218
Well, what do you call it
when it's time to go to bed?

425
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:50,373
- The time I go to bed.
- Are you okay?

426
00:21:50,450 --> 00:21:53,056
Yeah, I mean, you know,
of course not, but...

427
00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:54,700
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

428
00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:57,057
I didn't mean to come out here
and just blurt, I mean...

429
00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:58,859
- No, no, that's big. That's huge.
- I just got off the phone.

430
00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:00,659
And looked over and I saw

431
00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,579
Eric and what's-his-name
and you guys over here,

432
00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:05,540
and I just kind of felt like
I had to say something to somebody,

433
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,214
but I shouldn't have. I...

434
00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:09,941
Well, look, if you need
to talk about it, you can.

435
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:14,374
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- Are you sure?

436
00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,895
- Yes.
- I could go like that.

437
00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:18,058
That does feel warmer, but I'm actually...

438
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:19,655
And your arms are weirdly heavy.

439
00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:22,654
I'm a big, thick kind of oxey Jew.

440
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:25,336
You kind of are.
You look like someone's cousin

441
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:28,778
or, like, a boy from camp
who was, like, my crush.

442
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,136
Oh, what camp did you go to?

443
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,496
- Really?
- Yeah.

444
00:22:31,610 --> 00:22:33,419
Well, 'cause I went to camp
back East, so I...

445
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,339
- Me, too.
- Where?

446
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,811
- Blue Star.
- Shut up.

447
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,415
I went to Blue Star.

448
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,811
- You shut up now.
- No, you shut up now.

449
00:22:41,890 --> 00:22:44,097
- Prove it.
- Blue Star where the Jews are.

450
00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:46,251
Yeah.

451
00:22:48,090 --> 00:22:50,377
- Hey!
- Oh, damn it!

452
00:22:50,450 --> 00:22:52,100
Oh, snaps.

453
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,571
Guys, we're gonna go to the casino.
Do you wanna come?

454
00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,015
- Me?
- Yeah, you should come.

455
00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:57,979
- Yeah, we need a Lady Luck.
- The more the merrier.

456
00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,178
I'll be your Lady Luck.

457
00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:02,372
But I really wanna find my phone.

458
00:23:02,490 --> 00:23:04,458
And I'm actually kind of feeling like
I left it in my house.

459
00:23:04,530 --> 00:23:06,612
Like, I did not even
bring it here to begin with

460
00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:08,459
'cause I'm chill and I wanna unplug.

461
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:10,851
Yeah, of course. Get out of the Matrix.

462
00:23:10,930 --> 00:23:14,059
Do you think you would walk me down
just to see if it's there?

463
00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,376
I don't actually wanna get murdered.

464
00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,100
Yeah, well, I would love to,

465
00:23:17,170 --> 00:23:20,652
but Joshy's actually,
um, like, used to come up here as a kid.

466
00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:21,936
- He knows the area pretty well.
- We'll go to the casino.

467
00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,217
You come meet us later, right?

468
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:27,095
- You, too.
- No, I will gladly walk you home.

469
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:30,650
Did you ever hear about

470
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:34,257
when there was a pyramid of tampons
that got set on fire

471
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:36,412
and then pushed down
into the middle of the lake?

472
00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:37,855
Shut up. That was you?

473
00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:39,813
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

474
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:41,898
That thing, like,
almost burned down a couple of boats.

475
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:45,611
And it stunk
because it was like a chemical fire!

476
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:48,341
Like, what are the odds
that you as a child

477
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:50,139
saw the same things that I saw as a child?

478
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:52,736
Actual same summers?

479
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,778
No, it's crazy. Similar summers.

480
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,660
- Yeah. Same lake.
- Similar summers.

481
00:23:57,730 --> 00:24:01,860
Tonie, Tonie, Tonie

482
00:24:01,930 --> 00:24:04,774
T-O-N-I-E, why do you spell it
like that, baby?

483
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:05,897
Tonie!

484
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:07,893
Tonie, positive vibes, positive energy.

485
00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,701
- I should be careful.
- Adam, look at this.

486
00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,101
You got exactly what you wanted.

487
00:24:12,210 --> 00:24:13,780
We're all sitting around
playing a game together.

488
00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:15,852
I wanted to play, like, a co-op game

489
00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:18,217
that we could all sort of
just work together as friends.

490
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,735
But we are playing together.

491
00:24:19,810 --> 00:24:23,371
We're all cooperating together
against Tonie here.

492
00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:24,861
It just kind of feels to me like...

493
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,500
like a little bit of
a monkey's paw at this point.

494
00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:28,334
What does that mean, monkey's paw?

495
00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:31,300
Well, like, I wished we were all
playing a game, and now I got my wish,

496
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:34,101
but it's like the saddest,
weirdest, worst version of that

497
00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:36,178
because I'm just losing money
and I'm stressed out.

498
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,730
So it's like if you went
to a monkey seller

499
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,812
and you said, "Hey, give me a monkey,"

500
00:24:40,930 --> 00:24:42,773
and then he just gave you the hand?

501
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,978
No, I mean, I think
you're thinking of it too literally.

502
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,018
- The hand is cursed.
- Like a leprechaun.

503
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,536
You know, you get them,
and then they fucking...

504
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:51,180
- they're kind of shady.
- I thought they were shady

505
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:52,655
before you caught 'em,
but once you caught 'em,

506
00:24:52,730 --> 00:24:53,697
they were, like, your slave.

507
00:24:53,770 --> 00:24:56,171
Well, ta-da.

508
00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:59,094
This is actually... this is amazing.

509
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:01,252
- Yeah.
- You should see the place I'm staying.

510
00:25:01,330 --> 00:25:04,379
It's like a... a turquoise dealership.

511
00:25:05,490 --> 00:25:07,413
It's like a kidnapper shack.

512
00:25:07,490 --> 00:25:08,980
Yeah, oh, very much so.

513
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,975
Yeah, I'm imagining like the sock
that a teenage boy uses to, like,

514
00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,098
- jerk into made into, somehow, a house.
- Jerk off into?

515
00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,980
That is pretty... pretty accurate.

516
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:24,776
Thanks for the, um, walk back here.

517
00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:26,932
It was very nice.

518
00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:29,012
No, thank you. It was, um,

519
00:25:29,090 --> 00:25:32,811
so weird to meet someone from Blue Star.

520
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:34,096
- I know.
- It's so crazy.

521
00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:37,419
Yeah. You know me.

522
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:40,539
I'm gonna go inside,
but I'll give you this.

523
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,851
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm not a thief

524
00:25:42,930 --> 00:25:45,456
even though I probably seem
really rough and tough,

525
00:25:45,530 --> 00:25:48,010
I'm not a thief
and I'm not gonna steal your sweater.

526
00:25:58,650 --> 00:26:01,699
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.

527
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,693
- Thank you.
- Yeah. No, thank you.

528
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:08,899
Are you waiting there for me to get in?

529
00:26:08,970 --> 00:26:10,734
Hmm? Yeah, I don't wanna
leave till you get in.

530
00:26:10,810 --> 00:26:12,494
That's so nice.

531
00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:13,981
That's what you do.

532
00:26:18,530 --> 00:26:19,611
I...

533
00:26:19,690 --> 00:26:23,137
I don't have a key.

534
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:25,736
Sorry, I forgot.

535
00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,654
I smoked your weed, my fault.

536
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:30,141
- Okay.
- I didn't think about

537
00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:31,291
- whether or not I had a key.
- Okay.

538
00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:32,701
And I feel really embarrassed.

539
00:26:32,810 --> 00:26:35,051
Like, oh, some girl I met in a bar.

540
00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:37,258
- Come on, let's go back to the bar.
- But I don't have my phone,

541
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,492
- and I don't have my purse.
- We're gonna go back to the bar.

542
00:26:39,570 --> 00:26:41,254
There's a lot of things to be embarrassed.

543
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:46,735
Drums into space...

544
00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:51,452
Dude, this guy used to fucking go
to the parking lots at Dead show...

545
00:26:51,530 --> 00:26:54,136
- I fucking did, man.
- ...and fucking run drum circles.

546
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:55,860
Dude, I ran drum circles.

547
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,297
I sold acid for, like, five minutes,

548
00:26:58,370 --> 00:26:59,974
and then I got freaked out and I stopped.

549
00:27:00,050 --> 00:27:02,860
I saw the last Grateful Dead show.

550
00:27:02,930 --> 00:27:05,774
I saw the last one they did
at the Meadowlands.

551
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:08,330
You were not at the last show.
I was at the last show.

552
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:10,458
Don't try and hitch onto my thing, okay?

553
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:12,339
- That's not cool.
- Joshua?

554
00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:14,890
Joshua, you seem kind of
down and gloomy doomy.

555
00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:16,654
- No, no.
- Are you sure?

556
00:27:16,770 --> 00:27:19,137
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 'Cause I got the solution.

557
00:27:19,210 --> 00:27:21,338
And it's more cow bell.

558
00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:23,574
- What did you do?
- It's called dramarama,

559
00:27:23,650 --> 00:27:25,254
but ours is fake and it was, like...

560
00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:29,051
it was the first day
of my period and I had a heavy flow.

561
00:27:29,130 --> 00:27:31,292
And I put my pad in the trash
at my friend's house,

562
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:34,459
but then her French poodle
took the pad out of the trash

563
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:38,774
and her hot brother saw that, like,
my pussy bleeds or whatever.

564
00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:41,296
- And it was just, like...
- It was like Penthouse letters

565
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:44,101
- for chicks who get their period.
- What's Penthouse letters?

566
00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,571
Oh, my God.

567
00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:48,254
Hello?

568
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:52,096
It's super Twin Peaksy,

569
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:56,653
and I fucking hope
my shitty friends took my purse.

570
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:59,740
Well, I don't know what you're doing now,

571
00:27:59,810 --> 00:28:01,414
But you can come hang out
with my shitty friends.

572
00:28:01,490 --> 00:28:03,857
Yeah, I'll hang out
with your shitty friends.

573
00:28:03,930 --> 00:28:05,739
- Like, do they suck?
- Oh, yeah, they suck so bad.

574
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,653
- Cool.
- Yeah, you will hate them.

575
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,772
And they're all going through
some real hardcore emotional shit.

576
00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:11,375
- Oh. [Chuckles]
- So it'll be a good hang.

577
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,060
How could I resist?

578
00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:16,452
You have been convicted of the crime

579
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:19,739
of stealing a loaf of bread!

580
00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,096
No, no, please!

581
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,975
You've already burned down
my jewelry store!

582
00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:29,340
Oh, God! Holy shit!

583
00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:31,851
Ow! God, that hurt!

584
00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:34,330
Oh, but it was so good. It was so funny.

585
00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:36,930
Hey, it's the girl from the bar!

586
00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:38,455
- Hey!
- Jodi.

587
00:28:38,530 --> 00:28:39,941
- Hi.
- Hi, Jodi. I'm Eric.

588
00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:41,774
- Jodi?
- Hey.

589
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,500
- Do you spell it J-O-D-I?
- You okay?

590
00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:46,141
Here. For that, let me kiss you

591
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,975
- like the Europeans say hello.
- Okay, okay.

592
00:28:49,050 --> 00:28:51,621
- No, I'm just gonna say hello...
- You are saying hello.

593
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,692
- You are saying hello, all right?
- Oh, okay.

594
00:28:53,770 --> 00:28:55,898
- Hi, hi.
- I get it, I get it, okay.

595
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:57,938
- You wanna smoke weed? It's right here.
- Yes, thank you.

596
00:28:58,010 --> 00:29:00,456
Very unsettling.
He's pointing a gun at me.

597
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,259
- I don't want that.
- It's a BB gun!

598
00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:04,697
Oh, same thing. It's always weird.

599
00:29:04,770 --> 00:29:06,898
Josh, we have some guests now.

600
00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:09,291
You still seem a little boo-boo-boo-boo.

601
00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:11,737
- I'm fine.
- Here, can I make a suggestion?

602
00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:14,131
Oh, well, how are we
stepping it up, kemosabe?

603
00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,019
The G-rock over here is gonna shoot me...

604
00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:19,173
- In the dick!
- Oh, yes!

605
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:21,617
Yes, he's gonna shoot me in the dick hole.

606
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:23,175
I'm gonna hold the cup on top of my head,

607
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,139
but then he's gotta shoot me

608
00:29:25,210 --> 00:29:28,214
- straight in my dinger.
- Okay, all right!

609
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:29,416
You really want me to do that?

610
00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:31,334
And if... if the cup falls,

611
00:29:31,410 --> 00:29:33,458
then he gets to shoot me
in my bonanza hole.

612
00:29:34,570 --> 00:29:36,220
The bonanza hole?

613
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:38,258
You know what I think
a butt hole looks like?

614
00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:40,657
Is it just... I think it looks like
a chimp victim's eye.

615
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:44,621
Joshua, could I have a little Harry
Carey play-by-play commentary, please?

616
00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:46,101
Oh, perfect. That's great, that's great.

617
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:51,051
Well, I was just thinking
a year ago, we were all here...

618
00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:54,259
...here with our ladies.

619
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:58,494
You know, uh, Marissa and Shauna and...

620
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,536
...Rachel.

621
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:08,253
It's interesting that, I don't know.
I was just thinking about that.

622
00:30:09,450 --> 00:30:11,498
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm sorry.

623
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:13,772
Josh, Josh, Josh, look at me.

624
00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:15,500
It's not okay.

625
00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:19,132
It's not okay to be sad!

626
00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,780
You understand?

627
00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:24,138
You are meant to be happy.
That is who you are.

628
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:27,220
This sad person, that is something

629
00:30:27,290 --> 00:30:29,861
that you think that you are,
but you're not that!

630
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:34,572
If you were meant to be sad,
being sad would feel good.

631
00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:37,176
But it doesn't, does it? What feels good?

632
00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,775
Being happy!

633
00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,337
And you should feel good, so be happy!

634
00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:44,219
Be who you are.

635
00:30:46,770 --> 00:30:48,772
- Sorry. I...
- No, no, no, no.

636
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:50,215
- I didn't mean to...
- No, no, no.

637
00:30:50,290 --> 00:30:54,659
Look, you're not allowed to apologize

638
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:57,097
the rest of the time that I'm here.

639
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:03,652
Thank you for that, Greg.

640
00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:05,061
Yes, Greg! Good pep talk!

641
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:08,020
How about, Joshua,
that we create some new memories?

642
00:31:08,090 --> 00:31:09,455
- What do you mean?
- Joshua,

643
00:31:09,530 --> 00:31:11,498
I'm about to get shot
in my dick hole for you.

644
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,652
So please just give me
a little commentary.

645
00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:16,415
- Do Harry Carey.
- Greg,

646
00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:20,211
now lining up his... his rifle.

647
00:31:20,290 --> 00:31:23,851
He's got it lined up
to shoot Eric in the penis.

648
00:31:23,930 --> 00:31:26,137
If the red cup falls,

649
00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:29,100
Eric's gotta get shot in the bonanza hole.

650
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:33,497
Right where the chimp victim's eye is.

651
00:31:33,610 --> 00:31:35,977
That's beautiful! Oh, my God!

652
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:46,340
Oh, my God! It didn't go in my D-hole,
but it clipped my yam sack!

653
00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:47,741
Oh, my God, you clipped his sack!

654
00:31:47,810 --> 00:31:49,494
A fucking bet is a bet.

655
00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:51,174
The cup fell,

656
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,775
So it looks like
you're gonna be shooting me

657
00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:56,138
- right in my fucking bonanza.
- No, no, no!

658
00:31:56,210 --> 00:31:58,019
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

659
00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,491
- Rules are rules.
- You know, maybe...

660
00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,540
I mean, do you
really wanna be shot in the bonanza?

661
00:32:03,610 --> 00:32:06,580
Maybe we could do something
that everyone is involved with.

662
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:08,459
Like, you know,
with six of us, we could just get

663
00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:10,498
a short campaign going
of Mecha Dungeon Crawl.

664
00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:14,939
Mecca? Mecca Dungeon Cr...
like, this is Islamic?

665
00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:18,617
- No, it's, like, mechanical.
- It's a very complicated board game.

666
00:32:18,690 --> 00:32:19,737
We could just play through it quickly

667
00:32:19,810 --> 00:32:21,653
and with so many people,
it would go pretty fast.

668
00:32:21,730 --> 00:32:22,891
I think that it's bad for me

669
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:24,853
to play a game that's
very complicated right now

670
00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:27,740
because I smoked tons of...
ripped so much.

671
00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,814
I had a bong and I feel like
it's not my preference to play a game.

672
00:32:30,890 --> 00:32:34,531
And I'm not gonna be able
to get there with you.

673
00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:36,772
We could play the very,
very complicated game

674
00:32:36,850 --> 00:32:38,614
that could last six to seven hours

675
00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:41,660
with a couple of strangers
who are all fucked up on pot,

676
00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:45,098
or we could go into the hot tub.

677
00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:46,410
I'll go in the hot tub!

678
00:32:46,490 --> 00:32:48,413
The lady wants the hot tub.

679
00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,015
- Hot tub.
- The gentleman wants a hot tub.

680
00:32:50,090 --> 00:32:52,457
- Joshy?
- Yeah, well...

681
00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:54,897
Great. Hot tub time.
Here, I'll just take this from you.

682
00:32:54,970 --> 00:32:56,859
Yeah, take it. I don't want it.

683
00:32:56,930 --> 00:32:59,900
- All right, man.
- We're ready for bubbles.

684
00:32:59,970 --> 00:33:02,576
- Oh! Okay.
- Gee, man.

685
00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:03,651
Oh, my God.

686
00:33:03,730 --> 00:33:04,891
There's a slight problem with the hot tub.

687
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,813
It is not currently hot.

688
00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:09,370
- Oh.
- There's steam coming out of it.

689
00:33:09,450 --> 00:33:11,418
Well, that's just because
the water is warmer than the air.

690
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,572
All right, well,
let's fucking party inside.

691
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:16,972
Not so fast. Got a satellite view
of the entire neighborhood here.

692
00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,933
Found the appropriate neighbors' hot tubs,

693
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:21,656
and I think I found our spot right here.

694
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:23,459
Are you talking about to sneak in?

695
00:33:23,530 --> 00:33:24,941
Yes, we're gonna do a little sneaking.

696
00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,739
And we're gonna do a little dip,

697
00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:28,614
- then we'll do a little dash.
- And it's perfect too.

698
00:33:28,690 --> 00:33:30,499
It's perfect 'cause
there's none of those security stickers

699
00:33:30,570 --> 00:33:33,494
on any of the gates, so we'll get in fine.

700
00:33:33,570 --> 00:33:35,698
- Oh, ho!
- I say let's do it, man.

701
00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:38,011
Ojai is communal hot tubs.
My hot tub is your hot tub.

702
00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,100
To the hot tub!

703
00:33:41,170 --> 00:33:43,935
Oh, okay, we're going right now.

704
00:34:09,690 --> 00:34:12,534
- Adam, don't you wanna come in?
- No, it's not my thing.

705
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:14,499
You just snuck in to sit here?

706
00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:16,732
Yeah, well,
I wanna be around people to hang out.

707
00:34:16,810 --> 00:34:18,812
But, you know, I'll let them have
their fun. It's not really for me.

708
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,255
I'm sorry I didn't wanna do your game.

709
00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,298
That's fine.
You know, no one wants to do it,

710
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:24,020
so, it's, you know,
you're just part of the gang.

711
00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:26,775
Yeah, well, I know I'm a stranger

712
00:34:26,850 --> 00:34:29,251
who's, like, on drugs and drunk
and doesn't have any pants on,

713
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,532
but I'm wishing you the best.

714
00:34:31,610 --> 00:34:33,180
- I hope you're okay.
- I guess you're the first

715
00:34:33,290 --> 00:34:35,258
of many new
pantsless women I will soon meet.

716
00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:38,413
- Hey, Jodi?
- Sure. Yeah.

717
00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:40,333
- No, it's okay. I know you wanna go in.
- I'm sorry.

718
00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:43,619
You know, I do have,
like, some okay friends.

719
00:34:43,690 --> 00:34:46,739
I have a friend that I could introduce
you to tomorrow if you're interested.

720
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,778
She's nice and fun.

721
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:50,699
She's not that nice, but she's pretty fun.

722
00:34:50,770 --> 00:34:54,013
Yeah? Does she like desperate,
broken men with nothing to offer?

723
00:34:54,090 --> 00:34:56,092
Most American women
like that kind of thing.

724
00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:58,059
- Welcome to the hot tub.
- Oh!

725
00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:00,252
Welcome to the hot tub, Jodi!

726
00:35:00,330 --> 00:35:04,460
Jodi's in the tub

727
00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,220
Jodi's in the hot tub...

728
00:35:08,050 --> 00:35:10,212
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys hear that?

729
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:11,940
What? Oh, it's probably the Fondas.

730
00:35:12,010 --> 00:35:13,421
They wanna join us in the tub.

731
00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:14,980
- Hey, Jodi?
- What?

732
00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:17,417
Do you have any words about
joining the Greater Tub Community?

733
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:20,733
Cool, fun, new, a surprise.

734
00:35:20,810 --> 00:35:22,619
Tonight, the evening.

735
00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:25,091
I love it, strangers, scared.

736
00:35:25,170 --> 00:35:29,255
- I'm really happy.
- Yay, with friends!

737
00:35:29,330 --> 00:35:32,061
Adam, let's play
your board game in the hot tub.

738
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,495
Well, that's obviously impossible.

739
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:35,174
Hey, Adam, come in here, man.

740
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:38,538
- Adam.
- Adam, come on, buddy.

741
00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:39,691
- He doesn't want to.
- Ari? Ari?

742
00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,898
Yeah?

743
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:45,338
My sister's beautiful,
and she's a dental hygienist,

744
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:47,094
so she has her own money.

745
00:35:47,170 --> 00:35:49,537
That's great.

746
00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:51,419
Wait, why did you say that?

747
00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:55,941
You guys heard that, right?

748
00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:58,251
Did you guys...
am I the only one who heard that?

749
00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,741
- I did hear that.
- It's probably, like, the fucking...

750
00:35:59,810 --> 00:36:01,938
- What the fuck is that?
- Like a dog or whatever.

751
00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:04,251
There is a fucking
murderer in that bush, man.

752
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,695
- It's not a murderer.
- Hey.

753
00:36:05,770 --> 00:36:06,851
It's Billy Baldwin.

754
00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:08,614
It's fucking Laura Dern's chocolate lab

755
00:36:08,690 --> 00:36:10,101
- sneaking around.
- Hey.

756
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,979
No, dude, I'm serious, man.
I'm fucking serious.

757
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:14,098
- What?
- I'm out of... I'm getting out.

758
00:36:14,170 --> 00:36:16,571
- If it's a fucking...
- All right, guys. Joshua's weekend.

759
00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:19,540
- Hey, Ari, Ari?
- Whoa, we gotta go with Joshua.

760
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:21,100
- We need to talk later.
- Yeah.

761
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,212
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, no, no, no.

762
00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:28,611
I don't need to be up all night talking...

763
00:36:28,690 --> 00:36:31,136
- talking about I don't know.
- Whatever, no, no, no.

764
00:36:31,210 --> 00:36:33,577
I just met a bunch of strangers

765
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,061
and I talk their ear off
all night and, uh...

766
00:36:36,170 --> 00:36:37,410
- and then I just...
- But I totally understand

767
00:36:37,490 --> 00:36:39,652
what you were saying before
about backpack style hip-hop.

768
00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:40,970
I think that that is a distinction

769
00:36:41,050 --> 00:36:42,654
of a kind of hip-hop
that does not get mentioned that much.

770
00:36:42,730 --> 00:36:44,573
'Cause you're, like, Talib Kweli,

771
00:36:44,650 --> 00:36:46,891
Black Star,
Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul.

772
00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:50,816
I really think that hip-hop's, like,
a very important part of our culture.

773
00:36:50,890 --> 00:36:53,575
- Yes, agree 100 percent.
- But haven't you both also,

774
00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:55,937
like, been to Tanglewood
to see James Taylor?

775
00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:57,535
Yes, a hundred times.

776
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:15,538
- Whoa, that's funky!
- You know what's the funkiest?

777
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:19,092
This is the funkiest guy we know!

778
00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,332
Dude, dude, dude. Blow that in my mouth.

779
00:37:22,570 --> 00:37:24,254
Come on, man.

780
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:26,059
It's really funny.

781
00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:27,740
Blow it in my mouth, man.

782
00:37:27,810 --> 00:37:29,539
- Do it, do it.
- Come on. Blow it.

783
00:37:33,090 --> 00:37:36,299
- Wow!
- Yeah! You guys are my band!

784
00:37:41,090 --> 00:37:44,412
Here's your trumpet!

785
00:37:44,490 --> 00:37:46,413
So when you think about
the basic paradoxes,

786
00:37:46,490 --> 00:37:48,333
you know, one of them,
the bootstrap paradox,

787
00:37:48,410 --> 00:37:51,220
dictates that no matter
what happens when you go back in time,

788
00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:53,099
no matter what information
you take with you,

789
00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:54,535
it's always been there.

790
00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:59,172
So if you go back, say, to yesterday
to give yourself a great stock tip,

791
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,457
that means that there was
never a version of reality

792
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:03,100
where you didn't receive that.

793
00:38:03,170 --> 00:38:05,411
- This is fucking fantastic.
- Thank you, thank you.

794
00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,413
- Amazing. So fucking cool.
- The other version of that...

795
00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:10,619
Thanks, man. The other version of that
is the grandfather paradox,

796
00:38:10,690 --> 00:38:13,421
which means that no matter
what happens when you go back,

797
00:38:13,490 --> 00:38:17,131
it's always a version
of what was going to happen.

798
00:38:17,210 --> 00:38:19,178
So if you go back
and your grandfather dies,

799
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:21,378
that doesn't prevent you from being born.

800
00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:24,499
That just means that something else
is going to have to happen

801
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,618
and it always did and you would find out

802
00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:28,295
that who you thought was your grandfather

803
00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:29,696
wasn't actually your grandfather.

804
00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:31,374
But what about Marty McFly?

805
00:38:31,450 --> 00:38:34,374
He goes back and he takes away
and he starts disappearing.

806
00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:35,855
What you're describing is a depiction

807
00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:38,774
of time travel in, you know,
pop culture fiction.

808
00:38:38,850 --> 00:38:40,295
What I'm talking about is science.

809
00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:42,412
Oh, you're talking about
something that's real.

810
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:45,141
Yes, I am. Ari, you had a question?

811
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,979
Adam, if time travel existed,

812
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:48,575
don't you think that
we would know about it

813
00:38:48,650 --> 00:38:50,732
because someone would have
come back in time to make us aware?

814
00:38:50,810 --> 00:38:53,461
Excellent point. We're living in
what's called the alpha timeline.

815
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,534
And we haven't yet arrived
at the momentous event

816
00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,772
at which everything changes as we know it.

817
00:38:58,890 --> 00:38:59,971
So...

818
00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:02,940
if that's the alpha timeline,

819
00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:05,012
are we over here now?

820
00:39:07,810 --> 00:39:13,419
Can I just quickly give a quick toast
to how fucking interesting that is?

821
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:14,457
Yes.

822
00:39:14,570 --> 00:39:16,334
And what a fucking cool group of people

823
00:39:16,410 --> 00:39:18,094
that Joshua has put together here tonight

824
00:39:18,170 --> 00:39:20,696
for a good, solid fucking late-night hang?

825
00:39:20,770 --> 00:39:22,340
Cheers to that.

826
00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:24,458
Yeah, any... whatever you got.

827
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:26,020
- Hey, hey, there you go.
- Totally.

828
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:27,819
There you go.

829
00:40:27,810 --> 00:40:30,416
That's the weirdest way to wake up.

830
00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:33,937
Yeah, that's my way of saying thank you

831
00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:36,695
for letting me have a seventh-grade style,

832
00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:39,853
no Frenching, no touching sleepover.

833
00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:42,818
Yeah, dude, no worries.

834
00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:46,019
Seventh-grade sleepover style.

835
00:40:46,090 --> 00:40:50,493
I'm sorry that I, like,
totally dingleberried onto your night.

836
00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:52,459
Are you kidding? That was so fun.

837
00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:55,010
You crashed here. No big deal, dude.

838
00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:57,212
- Yeah.
- Why is your hand like that?

839
00:40:57,290 --> 00:41:00,021
- Move your hand.
- Because I didn't brush my teeth.

840
00:41:00,090 --> 00:41:01,899
Well, I don't care. Come on.

841
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,696
What time do you think it is?

842
00:41:09,810 --> 00:41:11,494
Okay, yeah, you should put...

843
00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:19,211
Can... can I use your toothbrush?

844
00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:22,373
Of course. It's the white and teal one.

845
00:41:22,490 --> 00:41:25,221
It's not like the robot alien
one that Adam has.

846
00:41:25,290 --> 00:41:27,213
That guy has a dorky toothbrush?

847
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:29,538
What a shocker.

848
00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,416
Hello?

849
00:41:34,930 --> 00:41:36,420
Come on in, guys.

850
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:37,821
- I'm hungry.
- Hello?

851
00:41:37,890 --> 00:41:38,937
- You're hungry?
- Yeah.

852
00:41:39,050 --> 00:41:41,451
Josh?

853
00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,658
You think they're still asleep?

854
00:41:43,730 --> 00:41:46,336
This is a mess. Oh, my God.

855
00:41:46,410 --> 00:41:48,617
Hey, get him over here.
Come here, come here, come here.

856
00:41:49,730 --> 00:41:50,856
There is somebody under the coffee table.

857
00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:52,170
You're right, buddy.

858
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,534
- Hey.
- Hey, I'm Eric.

859
00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:58,015
Hey, I'm Aaron.

860
00:41:58,090 --> 00:41:59,501
- Aaron, hi.
- Were you sleeping? Hey.

861
00:41:59,610 --> 00:42:01,658
Are you okay? You got...

862
00:42:01,730 --> 00:42:03,380
- And who's this guy?
- ...a little... that's my son.

863
00:42:03,490 --> 00:42:05,254
Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you.

864
00:42:05,330 --> 00:42:07,173
Hi, nice to meet you.

865
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:09,014
Are you... did you get hurt?

866
00:42:09,090 --> 00:42:10,774
- What?
- You just have a little...

867
00:42:10,850 --> 00:42:13,330
Oh, no. It's just allergy season.

868
00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:15,856
There's like, a gun sitting here, man.

869
00:42:15,930 --> 00:42:17,170
Could you do me a huge favor, man?

870
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:18,934
Could we just kind of
get this area picked up?

871
00:42:19,010 --> 00:42:20,011
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

872
00:42:20,130 --> 00:42:22,337
Do you guys... do you want
any of this before... I'm joking.

873
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,697
- I'm all right.
- Little kids love this stuff.

874
00:42:24,770 --> 00:42:26,295
- Okay.
- Where is Josh?

875
00:42:26,370 --> 00:42:27,940
Josh?

876
00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:30,741
He's not under the table.
That's the extent of my knowledge.

877
00:42:34,050 --> 00:42:38,453
I found everybody, and I cleaned
the fucking bleed... no, just... sorry.

878
00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:39,861
Hey!

879
00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:42,536
- Cleaned up my nose.
- How's it going?

880
00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:44,578
Here they are.

881
00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:46,573
- Thanks for coming.
- Nice to see you.

882
00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,015
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, man.

883
00:42:48,090 --> 00:42:49,899
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

884
00:42:49,970 --> 00:42:51,574
- Yeah, thanks.
- What's up, dude?

885
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:53,812
- What's up, man?
- Fucking lumberjack?

886
00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:55,380
Nice to see you, man.

887
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:57,851
Thanks for inviting us.
Sorry we just rolled up now.

888
00:42:57,930 --> 00:43:00,410
Looks like we missed
a lot of the action, but...

889
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,697
- Hi. I'm Jodi.
- Oh, hi.

890
00:43:02,770 --> 00:43:04,613
Hey, how's it going? I'm Anita.

891
00:43:04,690 --> 00:43:05,816
- Hi, Anita.
- Hi.

892
00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:07,813
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you, too.

893
00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,932
How do you g...
how do you know these guys?

894
00:43:10,010 --> 00:43:12,741
I just met Ari in the bar last night.

895
00:43:12,850 --> 00:43:14,693
In the parking lot, actually.

896
00:43:14,810 --> 00:43:16,414
Yeah, we all met. Everybody met.

897
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:18,254
Oh, so you spent the night?

898
00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:20,492
- Yeah, yeah. I slept.
- We took her in.

899
00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:22,413
With a lot of liquor in my system.

900
00:43:22,490 --> 00:43:24,174
- Wow! That sounds like a fun time.
- Little orphan.

901
00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:25,331
Little stray.

902
00:43:25,410 --> 00:43:26,900
You guys hungry?

903
00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:29,536
Should we...
keep the breakfast train going?

904
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:30,941
You know, I'm good.
You know what, actually,

905
00:43:31,010 --> 00:43:32,500
my friends probably think I'm dead.

906
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:35,653
Truly, they probably think
I am like kidnapped and chopped up,

907
00:43:35,730 --> 00:43:37,892
- so I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

908
00:43:37,970 --> 00:43:40,211
But, please, do your
whole thing. I'm sorry.

909
00:43:40,290 --> 00:43:41,780
- Oh, yeah. Great to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Bye...

910
00:43:41,850 --> 00:43:43,420
- See you, Jodi.
- ...guys.

911
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,538
- Bye, Jodi.
- Do you want me to drive you?

912
00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:47,738
No, I'm fine. I'm gonna walk it off.

913
00:43:47,810 --> 00:43:49,858
- It'd be good.
- Are you sure?

914
00:43:49,970 --> 00:43:51,813
- I think I should drive you home.
- No. Why?

915
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,331
You're... and now you make me... I'm...

916
00:43:54,410 --> 00:43:56,697
- No, I'm not making any...
- I feel like I crashed your weekend.

917
00:43:56,810 --> 00:43:58,733
I'm, like, literally not trying to stay.

918
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:00,778
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

919
00:44:00,850 --> 00:44:04,377
Okay. Cool life experience.

920
00:44:04,450 --> 00:44:06,657
- Yeah.
- Bye.

921
00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:10,381
- Over the course of the day...
- Here, you can wipe that on here.

922
00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:12,458
- Hey, Jude?
- What?

923
00:44:12,530 --> 00:44:15,136
You wanna know what your
Uncle Greg does for a living?

924
00:44:15,210 --> 00:44:18,737
- What?
- I make every candy in the whole world.

925
00:44:18,810 --> 00:44:20,460
No, he's not your Uncle Greg.

926
00:44:20,530 --> 00:44:24,012
If you've tasted a candy,
I made it in my kitchen.

927
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:25,575
- No.
- Yeah.

928
00:44:25,650 --> 00:44:27,937
How you doing, Josh?
Are you talking to anybody?

929
00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:29,620
Are you seeing a therapist?

930
00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:31,852
Does Tonie count,
our dealer from last night?

931
00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:33,131
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.

932
00:44:33,210 --> 00:44:35,292
Drown everything in drugs and...

933
00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,572
and that's just, like, the best...

934
00:44:37,650 --> 00:44:39,459
Oh, our blackjack dealer last night.
We went to a casino.

935
00:44:39,530 --> 00:44:41,771
All I hear about is, like,
the bars you guys went to,

936
00:44:41,850 --> 00:44:44,171
casino you went to.
Like, has anyone brought this up?

937
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:46,332
Like, are you guys discussing this at all?

938
00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:47,775
Or are you just pretending
it didn't happen?

939
00:44:47,850 --> 00:44:50,740
I totally hear you, but to me,
it feels like time and place.

940
00:44:50,810 --> 00:44:52,255
I'm here to do what Joshua wants,

941
00:44:52,330 --> 00:44:55,174
and it seems to me
like Joshua got us together

942
00:44:55,250 --> 00:44:58,413
to have a fun weekend where he can just
fucking cut loose a little bit.

943
00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:00,140
Great. Let's all go get drunk.

944
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:04,016
Let's also not pretend
that the reason we're here

945
00:45:04,090 --> 00:45:06,536
isn't something that was
super traumatic for our buddy.

946
00:45:06,610 --> 00:45:08,658
Even if he's going through it quietly,

947
00:45:08,770 --> 00:45:11,091
even more of a reason that
it's our responsibility

948
00:45:11,170 --> 00:45:12,376
to bring it up and talk about it.

949
00:45:12,450 --> 00:45:14,418
Thanks for chatting out here.

950
00:45:14,490 --> 00:45:17,300
Yeah, what's up, man?
You like running interference in there?

951
00:45:17,370 --> 00:45:18,337
- No.
- You're, like, a party wing man

952
00:45:18,410 --> 00:45:20,697
- who can't get serious?
- What?

953
00:45:20,810 --> 00:45:23,097
- What's going on?
- No, I'm just here to have a good time

954
00:45:23,170 --> 00:45:25,218
because that's what Joshua seems
to want to have this weekend.

955
00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:27,418
Well, I think that the good time happened.

956
00:45:27,490 --> 00:45:28,491
Oh, okay.

957
00:45:28,610 --> 00:45:30,260
And I happened to meet you
under a coffee table

958
00:45:30,330 --> 00:45:32,731
- with a fucking bloody nose.
- And I apologized about that.

959
00:45:32,810 --> 00:45:34,141
Check off crazy party night.
You got it, man.

960
00:45:34,210 --> 00:45:35,541
- Okay.
- Congratulations.

961
00:45:35,610 --> 00:45:37,453
- Congratulations for showing up...
- One hundred percent success.

962
00:45:37,530 --> 00:45:39,419
- ...with the family.
- What does that mean?

963
00:45:39,490 --> 00:45:41,458
It means this was, like, a boy's weekend.

964
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:43,100
Where did it say boy's weekend?

965
00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:45,861
Where did it say bring
your wife and four-year-old son?

966
00:45:45,930 --> 00:45:48,740
Where'd it say not to?
I was on all the same emails you were.

967
00:45:48,850 --> 00:45:50,215
By the way, speaking of my wife and kid,

968
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:52,099
I don't appreciate
bringing my four-year-old

969
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:54,531
into a room that's, like,
coated in cocaine powder

970
00:45:54,610 --> 00:45:56,931
and having to basically
pry a gun out of his hand

971
00:45:57,010 --> 00:45:58,500
and move the bong out of the way!

972
00:45:58,570 --> 00:46:00,379
You think... you think
I would have just, like...

973
00:46:00,490 --> 00:46:02,970
if I knew your kid were coming,
I would have laid out drugs...

974
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:07,100
You offered him cocaine!
He is four years old!

975
00:46:07,210 --> 00:46:08,780
- As a joke!
- Yeah, I suspect that you would've...

976
00:46:08,890 --> 00:46:10,938
My big mistake is realizing

977
00:46:11,010 --> 00:46:13,536
that your son had the same
fucking lame sense of humor as you...

978
00:46:13,610 --> 00:46:14,850
- Oh, yeah, that's really funny.
- ...and couldn't get a joke.

979
00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:17,217
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
What a cool guy.

980
00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:18,894
- But maybe if he wants to get...-
- Hey, nice to meet you, buddy.

981
00:46:18,970 --> 00:46:20,699
- Nice to meet you too, man.
- You know what?

982
00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:22,454
Go fucking do some more
cocaine and fuck yourself.

983
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:25,056
All right, bud. Good hangs!

984
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:27,974
- Where are we going?
- All right, is he buckled up?

985
00:46:28,050 --> 00:46:29,381
Yes.

986
00:46:39,970 --> 00:46:41,938
- There you go, baby.
- Yeah!

987
00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:43,614
That's a capper.

988
00:46:44,450 --> 00:46:46,452
I didn't mean to step on your shit, Eric.

989
00:46:46,530 --> 00:46:49,613
I just feel taking mushrooms
and chilling out is, like...

990
00:46:49,690 --> 00:46:52,455
- I don't want to go anywhere.
- No. I totally get it.

991
00:46:52,570 --> 00:46:55,050
And you know what?
Like, we did some boozing last night,

992
00:46:55,130 --> 00:46:57,132
and I think mushrooms are the play.

993
00:47:05,170 --> 00:47:06,979
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you, bud?

994
00:47:07,050 --> 00:47:10,054
Thanks for, uh, coming to fix this.

995
00:47:10,170 --> 00:47:12,013
Oh, no problem.
It's just an electrical problem.

996
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:13,939
It's not much wrong.

997
00:47:14,050 --> 00:47:15,859
Sorry, you're kind of getting stuck

998
00:47:15,970 --> 00:47:18,541
with the only guy
who doesn't really enjoy the hot tub.

999
00:47:18,610 --> 00:47:19,691
I hear you, man.

1000
00:47:19,930 --> 00:47:21,614
No, but I'll get
your balances just perfect

1001
00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:24,500
and you'll be in this thing
in about an hour with your buddies.

1002
00:47:24,570 --> 00:47:27,016
I don't really like getting in it myself.

1003
00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:30,333
You know, just because
of the amount of bacteria

1004
00:47:30,410 --> 00:47:32,333
that lives in warm still water

1005
00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:33,821
and, you know, the way
that the kind of heat

1006
00:47:33,930 --> 00:47:37,093
breeds a cloud of disease
that just hovers above it.

1007
00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:39,980
Yeah, well, I guess
hot tubs aren't for everyone.

1008
00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:42,621
Yeah, I... I can agree to that.

1009
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:45,091
- Definitely not for me.
- It was really nice to meet you.

1010
00:47:45,170 --> 00:47:47,377
Do you mind if I sit here
with you while you work

1011
00:47:47,450 --> 00:47:49,851
or... or would you rather work alone?

1012
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:54,580
Yeah, whatever you'd like.

1013
00:47:56,610 --> 00:47:57,611
Can I take a picture of you?

1014
00:47:57,690 --> 00:48:00,375
Sure.

1015
00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:08,254
- So what happened?
- What?

1016
00:48:08,330 --> 00:48:10,617
- With... what's her name?
- Oh, Rachel.

1017
00:48:10,730 --> 00:48:13,131
Rachel. What'd she do? How'd she die?

1018
00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:14,735
How'd she do it, I mean?

1019
00:48:14,810 --> 00:48:17,700
Well...

1020
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:22,219
...she... she was cooking dinner
for him on his birthday,

1021
00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:27,621
and he went down to the gym
and when he came back, she was dead.

1022
00:48:27,690 --> 00:48:29,658
Pull!

1023
00:48:29,730 --> 00:48:32,620
- That's so awful.
- Yeah, it's a bummer.

1024
00:48:32,690 --> 00:48:34,658
Her parents are kind of
giving him a hard time.

1025
00:48:34,730 --> 00:48:36,971
Why? They think he did something?

1026
00:48:37,090 --> 00:48:42,051
I think it must be hard
to, like, admit that your child

1027
00:48:42,130 --> 00:48:45,259
is sick like that
enough to do something, so...

1028
00:48:45,330 --> 00:48:48,937
Oh, God, I can't believe
that I said all that stuff,

1029
00:48:49,050 --> 00:48:50,461
- like...
- What stuff?

1030
00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:52,612
Just, like, congratulations,

1031
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:54,892
- and I called her a fucking bitch.
- Oh, don't worry, dude.

1032
00:48:54,970 --> 00:48:56,495
Joshy is...

1033
00:48:56,610 --> 00:48:58,419
he didn't even register it.

1034
00:48:58,530 --> 00:48:59,736
- He's like...
- That's what I do, though, you know?

1035
00:48:59,810 --> 00:49:04,054
That's what I do. I start talking,
and I don't stop talking.

1036
00:49:04,130 --> 00:49:05,541
- How'd she do it?
- Huh?

1037
00:49:05,610 --> 00:49:06,975
How'd she do it? How'd she kill herself?

1038
00:49:07,050 --> 00:49:08,859
Oh, I don't know if
that's the best place to...

1039
00:49:08,930 --> 00:49:12,059
I gotta know. I gotta know.

1040
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:13,177
Well, she...

1041
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,854
I'm just gonna be wondering
about it the whole day,

1042
00:49:14,930 --> 00:49:16,898
and I don't want that to be in my mind.

1043
00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:19,735
She asphyxiated herself.

1044
00:49:19,810 --> 00:49:22,131
Oh, my God.

1045
00:49:22,210 --> 00:49:25,214
Are you kidding me? What, with a bag?

1046
00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:27,861
I don't wanna get into the details, man.

1047
00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:29,773
- I'm starting to feel...
- I gotta know.

1048
00:49:29,850 --> 00:49:31,978
- What, with a rope?
- A belt.

1049
00:49:32,050 --> 00:49:35,736
- One of his belts.
- Oh, my God, his belt.

1050
00:49:35,810 --> 00:49:39,371
Used his belt to kill herself.

1051
00:49:40,810 --> 00:49:43,290
Oh, I'm feeling so weird
in my stomach right now.

1052
00:49:43,370 --> 00:49:46,533
- Yeah.
- I feel like I'm just about to explode.

1053
00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:49,136
- My stomach.
- ...this'll be really hard.

1054
00:49:49,210 --> 00:49:50,655
Oh, my stomach.

1055
00:49:52,810 --> 00:49:54,812
There's no such thing as time travel.

1056
00:49:54,890 --> 00:49:58,656
Everything is gonna stay the way it is.

1057
00:49:58,730 --> 00:50:00,778
You can't correct anything.

1058
00:50:00,850 --> 00:50:04,457
I can't go back and make anything right.

1059
00:50:04,530 --> 00:50:07,340
They told me they were a good idea to hire

1060
00:50:07,450 --> 00:50:09,817
because they're getting us
something pretty to look at,

1061
00:50:09,890 --> 00:50:12,780
and it'd make us
look cooler than anybody else.

1062
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:30,490
My father went in a hot tub

1063
00:50:30,570 --> 00:50:32,698
and started feeling
something strange in his leg

1064
00:50:32,770 --> 00:50:35,455
and a few days later,
it had grown to a boil

1065
00:50:35,530 --> 00:50:37,180
the size of a Ping-Pong ball.

1066
00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:40,811
And my uncle just rolled it
with a rolling pin

1067
00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:43,416
and when it popped, pus hit the ceiling.

1068
00:50:45,690 --> 00:50:48,534
Wow, a disgusting story.

1069
00:50:48,610 --> 00:50:51,739
You should have never
put their pictures online, Ari!

1070
00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:53,898
My marriage is over!

1071
00:50:53,970 --> 00:50:57,497
Greg, Greg, Greg.

1072
00:51:03,450 --> 00:51:05,293
It was 10 years of being together,

1073
00:51:05,370 --> 00:51:08,897
and her main argument was that she felt

1074
00:51:08,970 --> 00:51:10,859
like she'd missed out on her 20s.

1075
00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:13,536
Not entirely, but in a way that was scary

1076
00:51:13,610 --> 00:51:15,578
as she started entering into her 30s

1077
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:18,051
and just, I guess,
wondered what else was out there.

1078
00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:20,821
Imagine the fun
when you meet somebody like you

1079
00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:23,257
who is fully able to commit.

1080
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,456
Yeah.

1081
00:51:24,530 --> 00:51:25,691
You'll have something that you never had

1082
00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:28,017
with this other woman,
no disrespect to what you guys had.

1083
00:51:28,090 --> 00:51:29,819
No, you can disrespect her
all you want now.

1084
00:51:29,930 --> 00:51:32,536
For now, the question is
just where do I go?

1085
00:51:32,610 --> 00:51:34,294
You're gonna be just fine.

1086
00:51:48,610 --> 00:51:49,771
...look amazing.

1087
00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:51,659
- Amazing, like, all the time?
- Yeah.

1088
00:51:51,730 --> 00:51:53,494
- Yes.
- Jodi.

1089
00:51:53,570 --> 00:51:55,413
- Hey, happy birthday, right?
- Hi.

1090
00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:57,857
- Yes, it's my birthday.
- Hey, Jodi.

1091
00:51:57,930 --> 00:51:59,614
Hey, thank you.

1092
00:51:59,690 --> 00:52:02,341
- Happy birthday to everyone.
- This is Jen and Ali.

1093
00:52:02,410 --> 00:52:03,696
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

1094
00:52:03,770 --> 00:52:06,501
- Hi. Oh, okay.
- Hey.

1095
00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:08,334
- To my happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

1096
00:52:08,410 --> 00:52:10,094
- Adam!
- This is Ari.

1097
00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,456
- Jen.
- Hi.

1098
00:52:11,530 --> 00:52:13,532
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hi, Adam.

1099
00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:15,339
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1100
00:52:15,410 --> 00:52:17,139
- This is Jen and Ali.
- Hi.

1101
00:52:17,210 --> 00:52:18,291
- Hi.
- Jen.

1102
00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:19,417
Adam.

1103
00:52:19,490 --> 00:52:21,254
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.

1104
00:52:21,330 --> 00:52:22,456
- Awesome.
- Am I in trouble?

1105
00:52:22,570 --> 00:52:23,776
No.

1106
00:52:23,850 --> 00:52:26,581
- Do you want me to sit here?
- Sure, yeah. Why?

1107
00:52:26,650 --> 00:52:28,015
Great.

1108
00:52:28,090 --> 00:52:30,775
I've been wanting to apply
for this position for a long time.

1109
00:52:30,890 --> 00:52:32,494
I'm... I'm Adam.

1110
00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:38,741
Did... did Jodi mention me
at all to one of you?

1111
00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:40,335
No?

1112
00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:42,219
Because we had a nice little
conversation last night

1113
00:52:42,290 --> 00:52:43,974
where she mentioned that she had a friend

1114
00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:47,452
who she felt, like,
might sort of be the kind of person

1115
00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:51,131
who would be interested in
talking to a guy like me.

1116
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:57,172
I'm wondering if it's you.
Or if it is you?

1117
00:52:57,250 --> 00:52:58,900
Guys, we gotta rally here, okay?

1118
00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:01,177
- Energy is low.
- I'm good.

1119
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:02,490
- You're good.
- You're the only one

1120
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:04,692
that's fucking good right now, Joshua.

1121
00:53:04,770 --> 00:53:07,250
- Yeah.
- But this guy, comatose Carl,

1122
00:53:07,330 --> 00:53:09,981
come on, man. We gotta get
some drinks in us, all right?

1123
00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:11,575
Happy birthday.

1124
00:53:11,650 --> 00:53:13,778
- Can I open this?
- Yeah, sure.

1125
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:16,899
Is this a CD mix?

1126
00:53:16,970 --> 00:53:18,893
Yes, it is a CD mix.

1127
00:53:18,970 --> 00:53:21,814
Does this mean you have
a time machine back to 1998?

1128
00:53:21,890 --> 00:53:23,892
No, I just... my computer's really old,

1129
00:53:23,970 --> 00:53:27,497
so it does have
the capabilities of burning CDs.

1130
00:53:27,610 --> 00:53:30,534
You should be more impressed
that I actually found a...

1131
00:53:30,610 --> 00:53:33,341
- A CD?
- A blank CD, yeah.

1132
00:53:34,530 --> 00:53:37,932
Oh, thank you so much.

1133
00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,011
It's just my size.

1134
00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,421
And that is from my private collection.

1135
00:53:40,490 --> 00:53:43,300
That's a big fatty. Thank you so much.

1136
00:53:43,370 --> 00:53:46,419
It actually is
the loveliest birthday present

1137
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,333
that I ever could have asked for.

1138
00:53:48,410 --> 00:53:50,981
It's very nice.

1139
00:53:51,050 --> 00:53:53,576
Looking at the history of ancient aliens,

1140
00:53:53,650 --> 00:53:56,051
you have to imagine
that every visit from them

1141
00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:57,734
- kicked off a major new phase...
- Oh.

1142
00:53:57,810 --> 00:53:59,699
...in human advancement.

1143
00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:04,651
You know, and there's examples of it
basically at every huge leap

1144
00:54:04,730 --> 00:54:06,698
that we've taken as a civilization.

1145
00:54:06,770 --> 00:54:09,250
The most notable example,
I guess, that I could reference

1146
00:54:09,370 --> 00:54:11,452
- is something like the pyramids.
- Yeah.

1147
00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:12,941
I get it. You're preaching to the choir.

1148
00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,620
There's just clearly no way

1149
00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:17,580
that normal ancient Egyptians
could have conceived of...

1150
00:54:17,690 --> 00:54:19,658
There's no way
that humans with human hands

1151
00:54:19,730 --> 00:54:21,653
can build fucking pyramids. It's crazy.

1152
00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:24,091
- I'm gonna go.
- Not only have they lasted longer

1153
00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:26,172
than everything else
that was built around them,

1154
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:28,776
just they're simply not what anything
would have looked like at the time.

1155
00:54:28,850 --> 00:54:31,820
Before you say an important
thing you have to button up...

1156
00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:33,972
And here's the thing that's
going to blow your mind...

1157
00:54:34,050 --> 00:54:36,212
- Button up your shirt...
- ...these visits and sort of...

1158
00:54:36,290 --> 00:54:37,576
- You like that?
- Yeah, it's nice.

1159
00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:39,931
I usually button
in another direction, but...

1160
00:54:41,810 --> 00:54:43,619
Are we...

1161
00:54:43,690 --> 00:54:46,341
...almost due for another one?

1162
00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:49,619
We should have gone to the Vineyard.
That's all I asked.

1163
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:52,580
It's, like, people think I just come up
with these things arbitrarily,

1164
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:53,737
like, "Let's go to a vineyard." No.

1165
00:54:53,810 --> 00:54:55,858
I do the research, okay?

1166
00:54:55,970 --> 00:54:58,814
If we'd gone to the Vineyard,
we wouldn't have eaten mushrooms,

1167
00:54:58,930 --> 00:55:00,773
you wouldn't have lost your fucking mind.

1168
00:55:00,890 --> 00:55:02,858
It's just, like,
people don't listen to me.

1169
00:55:02,930 --> 00:55:07,572
All I'm trying to do is
create a fun, dynamic weekend.

1170
00:55:07,730 --> 00:55:11,655
I did... I did wanna, um,
tell you something, though.

1171
00:55:11,730 --> 00:55:13,698
Okay.

1172
00:55:13,770 --> 00:55:17,820
I didn't get a chance
to tell you last night...

1173
00:55:18,290 --> 00:55:22,454
...but I think you should know
that I am married.

1174
00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:27,612
I wanted to tell you last night,
but everything was a little crazy.

1175
00:55:27,730 --> 00:55:29,300
And it's hard.

1176
00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:32,539
Like, when do you...
when are you supposed to say that?

1177
00:55:34,410 --> 00:55:36,333
Big time.

1178
00:55:36,410 --> 00:55:38,458
I'm sorry, that's... that's my fault.

1179
00:55:38,530 --> 00:55:40,339
- No.
- Yeah, it's... I should've...

1180
00:55:40,410 --> 00:55:44,460
There's a million things
I should... I should have...

1181
00:55:44,530 --> 00:55:46,180
That's okay.

1182
00:55:46,250 --> 00:55:52,019
It's... like, I get that...
definitely, it is weird.

1183
00:55:52,330 --> 00:55:55,061
And I'm, like, holding my face.

1184
00:55:55,130 --> 00:56:00,819
But it's also, I get... you know...

1185
00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:04,014
Like, I know you.

1186
00:56:10,570 --> 00:56:13,176
Like, I know I've never met you,
but I know you.

1187
00:56:15,930 --> 00:56:18,410
Well...

1188
00:56:18,490 --> 00:56:22,654
...that's, like, very heavy shit
to throw down right now.

1189
00:56:25,410 --> 00:56:28,493
- I'm sorry.
- Well, I feel a little embarrassed

1190
00:56:28,570 --> 00:56:30,174
that your friends all knew.

1191
00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:34,016
- I feel, like, stupid.
- I'm sorry.

1192
00:56:34,090 --> 00:56:37,060
It's probably weirder for you
than it is for me.

1193
00:56:37,130 --> 00:56:38,939
Yeah.

1194
00:56:39,010 --> 00:56:40,978
And I think you're a nice person.

1195
00:56:42,210 --> 00:56:46,454
And I don't really know what else to say

1196
00:56:46,530 --> 00:56:49,136
'cause I feel, like, very weird.

1197
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:54,814
But, anyhow,
I do have a birthday to celebrate.

1198
00:56:54,890 --> 00:57:00,852
And you have, yeah, you know. Thanks.

1199
00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:04,258
It's cool. You're good.

1200
00:57:07,130 --> 00:57:09,371
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1201
00:57:43,610 --> 00:57:46,454
- Everything's all right, though.
- I'm good, yeah, I'm good.

1202
00:57:46,530 --> 00:57:48,931
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1203
00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,933
- Do you need anything?
- Nope.

1204
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,455
You want, like, a water

1205
00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:54,180
or just, like,
even a piece of bread maybe?

1206
00:57:54,250 --> 00:57:55,331
No, I don't want any water.

1207
00:57:55,410 --> 00:57:57,378
You might wanna watch
your boots on the couch.

1208
00:57:57,450 --> 00:57:59,851
We don't wanna scuff it up
and lose our deposit.

1209
00:57:59,930 --> 00:58:01,455
Yeah, I'm good. I'm really fine.

1210
00:58:03,050 --> 00:58:06,054
I'm good, yeah.

1211
00:58:09,930 --> 00:58:11,216
Hey, buddy.

1212
00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:16,254
- Hey, man. What are you doing?
- Hey.

1213
00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:21,461
Oh... she passed out, so I don't
want her boots fucking up the couch

1214
00:58:21,530 --> 00:58:23,214
and we lose our security deposit.

1215
00:58:23,290 --> 00:58:25,292
- So I'm taking them off.
- Yeah, that's pretty creepy.

1216
00:58:25,370 --> 00:58:26,701
No, no, it's not creepy.

1217
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:28,101
- I just...
- No, in a good way.

1218
00:58:28,170 --> 00:58:30,013
- Oh, thanks.
- Where's your iPod?

1219
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,661
- Why?
- Because I wanna put music on.

1220
00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:35,216
- Where's yours?
- I just have my iPhone,

1221
00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:36,451
and it's a streaming music service.

1222
00:58:36,530 --> 00:58:39,739
I don't get reception up here,
so just tell me where your iPod is.

1223
00:58:39,810 --> 00:58:40,811
I mean, I'm sure it's in my room,

1224
00:58:40,890 --> 00:58:41,891
- but I don't...
- Okay, great.

1225
00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:43,779
Don't go to my room. Don't...

1226
00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:48,772
Hey, buddy, you're being
a real fucking wet blanket, okay?

1227
00:58:48,850 --> 00:58:50,534
And it's getting really, really tough

1228
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,454
to keep everything going
with you being a wet blanket

1229
00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:55,373
and these ingrates
with no ideas of their own.

1230
00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:57,020
Yeah, and everyone appreciates that,

1231
00:58:57,090 --> 00:58:59,457
but, you know, like,
maybe tonight's just a wash.

1232
00:58:59,530 --> 00:59:01,100
Like, it's pretty late. People are tired.

1233
00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:03,537
We don't need music put on.
Maybe the night's just over.

1234
00:59:03,610 --> 00:59:05,339
Trust me, the night is not over.

1235
00:59:06,850 --> 00:59:11,139
- It doesn't matter... it's just...
- What the fuck am I doing here?

1236
00:59:11,210 --> 00:59:12,621
I thought you were taking me home.

1237
00:59:12,690 --> 00:59:14,692
To our home.
I thought you wanted to come here.

1238
00:59:14,810 --> 00:59:16,016
No. I thought you were taking me...

1239
00:59:16,090 --> 00:59:17,694
I thought you were
walking me home, my home.

1240
00:59:17,770 --> 00:59:19,738
- Where's my fucking shoe?
- It's right here.

1241
00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:21,619
- Did you take my shoes off?
- Just the one.

1242
00:59:21,690 --> 00:59:23,579
I took it off because it was
scuffing up the couch.

1243
00:59:23,650 --> 00:59:25,220
- Give me that.
- As long as you were passed out,

1244
00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:26,735
- you want to get comfortable.
- You took off my shoes.

1245
00:59:26,810 --> 00:59:28,335
You're a fucking creep.
Is that what you do?

1246
00:59:28,450 --> 00:59:32,057
You go to bars and pretend like
you're a charming, artistic nerd?

1247
00:59:32,130 --> 00:59:33,734
And then you lure people
back to your house?

1248
00:59:33,810 --> 00:59:35,539
You know, let's not start
with the name calling.

1249
00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:38,261
- And I'm not a nerd.
- No, you're not a nerd.

1250
00:59:38,330 --> 00:59:39,570
- You're a fucking psychopath.
- Everything's fine.

1251
00:59:39,690 --> 00:59:43,251
- Get the fuck off me!
- Are you okay?

1252
00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:44,741
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Can I drive you home?

1253
00:59:44,810 --> 00:59:46,016
No, I don't need you to fucking drive me.

1254
00:59:46,090 --> 00:59:47,580
- Oh, shit.
- I know how to walk.

1255
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:51,735
- Oh! It's a... rental.
- You wanna borrow a coat?

1256
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,975
- What did you do?
- I think she likes me.

1257
01:00:02,490 --> 01:00:04,777
- Eric?
- Hey, yes. Come on in.

1258
01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:07,899
Hi. If you could just
quickly come in here.

1259
01:00:08,010 --> 01:00:11,173
- How are you?
- Hey, how are you?

1260
01:00:11,250 --> 01:00:13,378
I'm good. Nice to see you.
I'm Eric. Come on in.

1261
01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:15,054
Greg?

1262
01:00:15,130 --> 01:00:18,498
- Oh, my God.
- Eric, what did you do?

1263
01:00:18,570 --> 01:00:20,299
- What did you do?
- What did I do?

1264
01:00:20,370 --> 01:00:23,692
- Greg, lights, please.
- Hey, that's my iPod.

1265
01:00:24,170 --> 01:00:27,731
Gentlemen, let's welcome to the stage,

1266
01:00:27,810 --> 01:00:32,338
Kylie and Crystal!

1267
01:00:32,410 --> 01:00:34,333
- Oh, my God.
- That's right.

1268
01:00:34,410 --> 01:00:36,890
- Hi, ladies. Come on in!
- Hi.

1269
01:00:36,970 --> 01:00:39,257
- Hi.
- This is Joshua.

1270
01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:40,331
It's his lucky day.

1271
01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:43,061
Oh, you must be the one getting married.

1272
01:00:43,490 --> 01:00:45,413
Congratulations!

1273
01:00:45,490 --> 01:00:46,651
Lucky guy.

1274
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,732
Wow.

1275
01:00:48,810 --> 01:00:51,541
- Please, unpack, ladies, unpack.
- Okay.

1276
01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:54,773
Hey, will you guys let your friend outside

1277
01:00:54,850 --> 01:00:57,501
- know that we're here?
- I'm sorry. What?

1278
01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:59,572
The suspicious-looking one.

1279
01:00:59,650 --> 01:01:02,779
I'm sorry,
I'm not catching a word of this.

1280
01:01:02,850 --> 01:01:06,093
I mean, suspicious
compared to the way you guys look.

1281
01:01:06,170 --> 01:01:07,979
- Give it a slap.
- Okay.

1282
01:01:08,130 --> 01:01:09,370
Double.

1283
01:01:09,450 --> 01:01:12,977
- Do you want a dance?
- You don't have to, you know?

1284
01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:15,661
You can just... you don't have to do
all this. You can just hang out.

1285
01:01:15,730 --> 01:01:16,970
It's just whatever
makes you feel comfortable.

1286
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:18,654
I mean, I assume you get paid either way.

1287
01:01:18,770 --> 01:01:20,534
What do you want, though, sweetie?

1288
01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:21,657
Look.

1289
01:01:21,770 --> 01:01:22,931
You can dance while
you're doing it or you can just

1290
01:01:23,010 --> 01:01:25,661
- sit perfectly still.
- You need someone to talk to?

1291
01:01:25,730 --> 01:01:27,937
- Always.
- When you have a bunch of thoughts

1292
01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:30,172
and you don't know
what to do with them, just crush them.

1293
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,252
And then you align the thoughts, you know?

1294
01:01:32,330 --> 01:01:34,412
And then you make logic of it. Look.

1295
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:35,855
- You see one thought over here.
- Yeah, totally.

1296
01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:37,580
- Another thought over here.
- Yep.

1297
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:40,540
If we make four thoughts,
we can have two thoughts each.

1298
01:01:40,610 --> 01:01:42,738
Two thoughts each, okay.

1299
01:01:42,810 --> 01:01:44,494
You kind of look like my boyfriend.

1300
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,334
- I do?
- Yeah.

1301
01:01:46,450 --> 01:01:47,417
Ladies.

1302
01:01:47,490 --> 01:01:48,980
You're dating someone who resembles me?

1303
01:01:49,090 --> 01:01:51,297
Oh, yeah.
Not only dating, he lives with us.

1304
01:01:51,370 --> 01:01:54,214
He's a really good
step-dad to my daughter.

1305
01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:55,974
- You smell so good.
- How do we differ?

1306
01:01:56,050 --> 01:01:58,291
I mean, does he dress like me
or does he sound like me?

1307
01:01:58,370 --> 01:02:00,976
- Oh, he's Mexican.
- Okay, that's one crucial difference.

1308
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,259
Yeah. I have to give her
insulin shots every morning.

1309
01:02:04,330 --> 01:02:06,981
Adam, your music sucks.
We got to change to a new song, buddy.

1310
01:02:07,050 --> 01:02:09,451
She also has a really bad lung condition.

1311
01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:11,538
- See what we got on the next one.
- I'm sorry, what?

1312
01:02:11,610 --> 01:02:13,772
Classical? Come on, man!

1313
01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:15,932
This song sucks, too. What's on your iPod?

1314
01:02:16,010 --> 01:02:17,580
Well, you... it's just on shuffle...

1315
01:02:18,730 --> 01:02:19,856
...so I don't know what's gonna come up.

1316
01:02:19,930 --> 01:02:21,898
Well, I didn't know
that when I grabbed your shitty iPod

1317
01:02:21,970 --> 01:02:23,460
that all the songs would fucking blow!

1318
01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:27,137
Yeah, it's almost like when I was
putting music on my iPod a year ago,

1319
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:29,861
I wasn't thinking about
fun stripper songs!

1320
01:02:29,930 --> 01:02:31,614
No, you didn't do that!
You didn't plan anything

1321
01:02:31,690 --> 01:02:33,499
except to play your fucking board game,

1322
01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:36,255
just like nobody here
planned anything except for me!

1323
01:02:36,330 --> 01:02:38,651
I try to do one nice thing for everybody!

1324
01:02:38,730 --> 01:02:42,894
- Bring strippers, fucking turn this...
- May I have this dance?

1325
01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:45,980
Yes.

1326
01:03:13,210 --> 01:03:15,019
Don't insult my fucking friendship

1327
01:03:15,090 --> 01:03:16,740
with somebody that you
don't even know that well!

1328
01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:20,257
Where the fuck do you even get off
coming in here with this bullshit?

1329
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,731
It's just... you know what? I don't
need to stand here and be shouted at!

1330
01:03:22,850 --> 01:03:24,420
I'll take my fucking iPod.
It's insufficient.

1331
01:03:24,490 --> 01:03:26,413
I'm sorry it's not good enough for you.

1332
01:03:26,530 --> 01:03:29,136
Take your ball!
Go home and play kickball by yourself

1333
01:03:29,210 --> 01:03:31,053
- with your little dickey!
- Adam, wait up.

1334
01:03:31,130 --> 01:03:33,610
Hey. No, that's fine. He's, like, sulking.

1335
01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:36,580
- I think he needs some company.
- No. He just wants to go to bed.

1336
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:38,937
He's actually kind of lame.
And I'm not being shady right now,

1337
01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:41,820
but I'm gonna kind of, like,
not let you go up there right now.

1338
01:03:41,890 --> 01:03:43,130
- You're not gonna let me go by?
- No.

1339
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:46,174
Crystal! Kylie! Let's go! Vámonos.

1340
01:03:46,290 --> 01:03:47,940
Thank you.

1341
01:03:48,010 --> 01:03:50,058
- Have a good honeymoon.
- Oh, thank you.

1342
01:03:50,170 --> 01:03:51,979
I'm not getting... aw, fuck it.

1343
01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:53,819
- Bye.
- Bye. It was good to meet you.

1344
01:03:57,770 --> 01:04:00,774
Sorry, pal. Sorry about that.

1345
01:04:01,610 --> 01:04:05,979
Wait. I think there's someone out there.

1346
01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:07,939
Look, there's someone right there.
Look, he's running away.

1347
01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:09,739
- I see him. Grab the gun.
- Who the fuck is that?

1348
01:04:10,450 --> 01:04:11,736
Oh, come on.

1349
01:04:43,570 --> 01:04:44,696
I think I see something.

1350
01:04:44,770 --> 01:04:46,295
Is that a guy?

1351
01:04:48,730 --> 01:04:50,175
Hey, are you a guy?

1352
01:04:51,730 --> 01:04:54,017
Hey, come out. Come out.
We see you, man. We see you.

1353
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,013
We see you. We fucking see you.

1354
01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,615
Holy shit.

1355
01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:59,613
All right, all right, it's cool.

1356
01:05:00,850 --> 01:05:01,976
Who the fuck are you, man?

1357
01:05:02,050 --> 01:05:04,257
Okay, it's cool. It's just nature.

1358
01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,498
- What?
- It's nature?

1359
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:09,141
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, oh, he's running.

1360
01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:11,781
What do we do? Do we go after him?

1361
01:05:11,850 --> 01:05:13,261
No, no, no. Let's fucking let him go.

1362
01:05:14,250 --> 01:05:15,661
What the fuck, man?

1363
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:45,894
So I wanted to...

1364
01:05:46,930 --> 01:05:49,774
...apologize for my behavior
last night with you.

1365
01:05:49,850 --> 01:05:53,696
I was very aggressive and yelling at you

1366
01:05:53,770 --> 01:05:55,420
and sort of pushing you around.

1367
01:05:55,490 --> 01:06:00,291
And it wasn't cool and so I wanted
to say I'm sorry about that.

1368
01:06:00,370 --> 01:06:02,850
Yeah, I... I appreciate you apologizing.

1369
01:06:02,970 --> 01:06:06,577
You know, I mean, obviously,
I know that my idea of fun

1370
01:06:06,690 --> 01:06:08,294
isn't the same as everybody else's,

1371
01:06:08,410 --> 01:06:12,972
but the fact that you can say this
to me now really is much appreciated.

1372
01:06:13,050 --> 01:06:15,098
- So thank you.
- Yeah, and you...

1373
01:06:15,170 --> 01:06:17,650
- you don't have to apologize to me.
- Okay, great.

1374
01:06:17,730 --> 01:06:19,937
Yeah, I'm really going
through some stuff, too.

1375
01:06:20,050 --> 01:06:24,339
And I just... I'm sorry if my energy,

1376
01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:27,021
especially yesterday and last night,

1377
01:06:27,090 --> 01:06:29,980
was, you know, getting in the way
of you having any fun.

1378
01:06:30,090 --> 01:06:32,138
Sure. No, I appreciate
you guys both saying that.

1379
01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:36,892
I think tonight is actually gonna be
a very cathartic release for all of us.

1380
01:06:37,610 --> 01:06:40,693
Yeah, that'd be nice. Just sort of relax.

1381
01:06:40,770 --> 01:06:43,091
On that note, all right.

1382
01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:44,740
I'm gonna go take care of something.

1383
01:06:44,810 --> 01:06:47,177
See you guys for dinner.

1384
01:06:50,450 --> 01:06:52,452
I think maybe I'm ready to get out.

1385
01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:54,658
I don't wanna get
swimmer's cough or anything.

1386
01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:58,251
Yeah, let's get out.

1387
01:07:04,410 --> 01:07:05,411
- Hello.
- Hi.

1388
01:07:05,530 --> 01:07:07,294
- Come on in.
- Are you Frank?

1389
01:07:07,410 --> 01:07:08,935
I am Frank. Are you...

1390
01:07:09,010 --> 01:07:10,421
- I'm Isadora.
- Isadora.

1391
01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:12,094
- Hi.
- Hi. Come here.

1392
01:07:12,170 --> 01:07:13,820
You look great.

1393
01:07:13,890 --> 01:07:16,336
This is exactly my style. I'm not kidding.

1394
01:07:16,410 --> 01:07:17,741
- Really?
- I love that you guys have paintings.

1395
01:07:17,810 --> 01:07:20,256
- That's so beautiful.
- I love paintings.

1396
01:07:20,330 --> 01:07:22,253
Do you really? I do, too. I prefer that.

1397
01:07:22,330 --> 01:07:24,458
It's like if I see a blank wall,
it bums me out.

1398
01:07:24,530 --> 01:07:25,736
- Yeah.
- This is very cool.

1399
01:07:25,810 --> 01:07:27,380
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a lot of necks.

1400
01:07:27,450 --> 01:07:29,452
- It's very...
- It's like dogs playing poker,

1401
01:07:29,530 --> 01:07:31,214
- but people.
- Right.

1402
01:07:31,290 --> 01:07:34,055
And here are two other
works of art right here.

1403
01:07:34,130 --> 01:07:38,579
- Hi.
- Greg, Adam, this is, uh, Isadora.

1404
01:07:38,690 --> 01:07:41,136
Hi, I'm Isadora. Hi. Oh, nice to meet you.

1405
01:07:41,210 --> 01:07:42,939
- Hi. I'm Greg.
- Greg.

1406
01:07:43,010 --> 01:07:44,933
Oh, my God, you have a twin.

1407
01:07:45,010 --> 01:07:47,092
My sister's best friend Nicky
looks a lot like you.

1408
01:07:47,170 --> 01:07:49,980
- A woman? I look...
- Yeah, she's a girl.

1409
01:07:50,050 --> 01:07:54,931
You know, I always thought
that I had ape features.

1410
01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:56,500
That's how I've always seen myself.

1411
01:07:56,570 --> 01:07:58,015
Yeah, you do, but just, like...

1412
01:07:58,090 --> 01:08:00,013
it's like Nicky, too, but a beautiful ape.

1413
01:08:00,170 --> 01:08:02,138
Apes are the most
beautiful creatures on this planet.

1414
01:08:02,210 --> 01:08:03,655
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

1415
01:08:03,730 --> 01:08:05,732
You got ape hands, too.

1416
01:08:05,810 --> 01:08:07,653
I do?

1417
01:08:07,730 --> 01:08:09,653
- It's a total compliment.
- I'm sorry.

1418
01:08:09,730 --> 01:08:13,940
- Did I miss something?
- Oh, um, Isadora here is a sex worker,

1419
01:08:14,010 --> 01:08:15,614
and she's gonna fuck us all for money.

1420
01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:17,613
- Absolutely, but not nec...
- Or whoever wants...

1421
01:08:17,730 --> 01:08:19,141
it doesn't have to be...
if you don't wanna fuck,

1422
01:08:19,210 --> 01:08:20,894
if you wanna...
I got a lot of different holes,

1423
01:08:20,970 --> 01:08:22,654
you know what I'm saying?
So don't worry about it.

1424
01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:24,573
You can do something with my feet or anal.

1425
01:08:24,650 --> 01:08:26,539
Whatever you're into.
Also, I wanna say this

1426
01:08:26,610 --> 01:08:28,021
'cause I feel like
this definitely helps when I say this

1427
01:08:28,090 --> 01:08:29,455
is that do not worry about money.

1428
01:08:29,530 --> 01:08:30,861
Please put that
out of your head right now.

1429
01:08:30,930 --> 01:08:32,978
Don't start tallying it up
like, "Oh, can I do this to her?"

1430
01:08:33,050 --> 01:08:34,620
It's gonna add it up. Don't worry.

1431
01:08:34,690 --> 01:08:37,819
I just wanna let you know
that what I'm into doing

1432
01:08:37,890 --> 01:08:40,621
is whatever you are into doing.

1433
01:08:40,690 --> 01:08:44,376
Whatever relaxes you,
makes you comfortable, pleases you.

1434
01:08:44,450 --> 01:08:45,940
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that a lot.

1435
01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:47,461
- That is very cool of you.
- You're welcome.

1436
01:08:47,530 --> 01:08:49,578
I'm gonna take you up on that.
Thank you so much.

1437
01:08:49,650 --> 01:08:52,051
- Hey, please do.
- I would love to start with you

1438
01:08:52,130 --> 01:08:54,974
just because I feel like... is that okay?

1439
01:08:55,050 --> 01:08:56,495
- I think that would be good.
- Sure.

1440
01:08:56,570 --> 01:08:59,016
- That'd be great.
- Can I get...

1441
01:08:59,090 --> 01:09:01,172
Is there a little room I can clean...

1442
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:03,173
- Yeah.
- Not clean up. I'm not dirty, I swear.

1443
01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:06,459
Of course you're not dirty. Nobody would
ever think that you're dirty.

1444
01:09:06,570 --> 01:09:07,981
I'll show you to the bathroom.

1445
01:09:08,050 --> 01:09:10,052
No, no. I'll do it.

1446
01:09:10,130 --> 01:09:12,019
- Great.
- Yeah.

1447
01:09:12,090 --> 01:09:13,615
- Cool.
- Okay, cool.

1448
01:09:13,690 --> 01:09:15,658
- All right.
- Right this way.

1449
01:09:15,730 --> 01:09:17,300
- Great. Thank you so much.
- Madame.

1450
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,099
- See you in a bit, buddy.
- God, I love this.

1451
01:09:19,170 --> 01:09:21,332
I think I'm just gonna go for a hike.

1452
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:23,412
- This... yeah, this isn't for me.
- What?

1453
01:09:23,490 --> 01:09:25,891
I know. I know. I...
I figured it was worth one last shot

1454
01:09:25,970 --> 01:09:29,179
to see if I could get you laid,
but I could tell it's not your thing.

1455
01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:31,378
Sure, I appreciate it.
You know, it's very nice of you

1456
01:09:31,450 --> 01:09:33,851
to, you know, be thinking of
everyone's pleasure all the time, but...

1457
01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:35,654
She seems cool, though,
I mean, honestly...

1458
01:09:35,730 --> 01:09:37,334
She seems great.
I think it'll be a lot of fun

1459
01:09:37,410 --> 01:09:40,619
for you guys to have sex with her
one after the other.

1460
01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:42,619
- But I'll just be outside.
- Okay, buddy.

1461
01:09:43,970 --> 01:09:47,099
Hi, Jodi, hi. Hi, it's Ari.

1462
01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:50,936
I know I... I've been
kind of stalking you,

1463
01:09:51,010 --> 01:09:52,853
but I... I, um...

1464
01:09:57,770 --> 01:09:59,613
No, I know, I know.

1465
01:09:59,690 --> 01:10:01,454
I was... I gave him a, um...

1466
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:03,658
why am I blanking?
A hand job, a handy, whatever,

1467
01:10:03,730 --> 01:10:05,573
you know what I mean? I... and I was...

1468
01:10:05,650 --> 01:10:07,493
and he was sobbing and coming
and sobbing and coming,

1469
01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:11,700
and it was so profound
to see what you could do to somebody,

1470
01:10:11,770 --> 01:10:13,659
you know, that's not just about...
I was, like...

1471
01:10:13,730 --> 01:10:15,573
I mean, obviously,
I'm sure he was glad he came,

1472
01:10:15,650 --> 01:10:18,893
but to know that it was so much
more emotional than that,

1473
01:10:18,970 --> 01:10:20,301
- so... hi.
- Hi.

1474
01:10:20,370 --> 01:10:22,771
- Hi. I'm Isadora, hi. Hi.
- Hi.

1475
01:10:22,850 --> 01:10:24,932
Nice to meet you. Oh, good, this is good.

1476
01:10:25,010 --> 01:10:27,092
- The more, the merrier, good.
- Oh.

1477
01:10:27,170 --> 01:10:29,411
- All right.
- So do you see yourself

1478
01:10:29,490 --> 01:10:32,255
- as like a healer?
- Yes.

1479
01:10:32,330 --> 01:10:35,459
- But, like, sex stuff too, right?
- Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God.

1480
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:37,214
I love... oh, my God, oh, I love you.

1481
01:10:37,290 --> 01:10:38,451
I love that you said that because...

1482
01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:40,180
Rachel's parents are here.
They're outside.

1483
01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:41,695
They're here now. I'm gonna go tell Josh.

1484
01:10:41,770 --> 01:10:42,851
What?

1485
01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:45,410
But, like, you'll do,
like, fun stuff and...

1486
01:10:45,490 --> 01:10:48,175
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
anything that you need...

1487
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:50,935
Joshy? Joshy!

1488
01:10:51,850 --> 01:10:53,500
We gotta clean up! We gotta clean up!

1489
01:10:53,570 --> 01:10:54,776
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

1490
01:10:54,850 --> 01:10:56,932
- Not on my account?
- No, we...

1491
01:10:57,050 --> 01:10:58,017
Honestly, don't.

1492
01:10:58,090 --> 01:11:00,058
We're gonna have you go to the bathroom.
We're just gonna do a little cleanup.

1493
01:11:00,130 --> 01:11:01,211
Oh, I've gone.

1494
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:03,258
I'm very cleansed out
before I ever come to any sort of...

1495
01:11:03,330 --> 01:11:05,856
I know. I just want you to have a
last looks in there.

1496
01:11:07,490 --> 01:11:09,697
Dude, the weed?
We gotta get rid of this coke, bud.

1497
01:11:09,770 --> 01:11:11,340
- Come on.
- What are we doing?

1498
01:11:11,410 --> 01:11:13,094
Sit the fuck down and just be...

1499
01:11:13,170 --> 01:11:14,660
Can I just ask why are we freaking out?

1500
01:11:14,730 --> 01:11:16,380
Sit the fuck down, Eric!

1501
01:11:16,490 --> 01:11:18,015
Why are we freaking out like
we're in trouble? It's just parents!

1502
01:11:18,090 --> 01:11:19,137
Please!

1503
01:11:24,170 --> 01:11:25,251
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

1504
01:11:25,370 --> 01:11:27,532
- Hey, Joshy.
- Hi.

1505
01:11:27,610 --> 01:11:29,374
- Long time.
- Yeah.

1506
01:11:29,450 --> 01:11:32,021
- It's been a while.
- We knew you were here, so...

1507
01:11:32,130 --> 01:11:33,734
- We spoke to your mother and...
- Yes.

1508
01:11:33,810 --> 01:11:35,539
...you know, she mentioned that
you were here and we thought...

1509
01:11:35,610 --> 01:11:37,851
- That you were here vacationing.
- Thought maybe it's time to...

1510
01:11:37,970 --> 01:11:40,780
- Clear the air.
- Clear the air, exactly.

1511
01:11:40,890 --> 01:11:42,892
- Yeah.
- I have pictures for you.

1512
01:11:42,970 --> 01:11:44,938
- Come in and, uh, sure.
- Oh.

1513
01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:47,217
- Yeah, just some friends of Rachels.
- Thank you.

1514
01:11:47,290 --> 01:11:48,940
- Oh, yeah, is that...
- ...and then we can...?

1515
01:11:53,170 --> 01:11:54,820
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1516
01:11:54,890 --> 01:11:57,257
So this is, uh,
these are Rachel's parents.

1517
01:11:57,330 --> 01:11:58,980
- How are you, Ari?
- Steve and Claudia.

1518
01:11:59,050 --> 01:12:01,371
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I hope we're not intruding.

1519
01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:03,851
We're gonna go for a... a hike.

1520
01:12:03,930 --> 01:12:05,580
Yeah.

1521
01:12:05,650 --> 01:12:06,617
Okay.

1522
01:12:06,690 --> 01:12:09,091
We were just talking about a book we read.

1523
01:12:13,530 --> 01:12:16,659
Have a seat. Sorry about this.

1524
01:12:16,730 --> 01:12:18,141
It's okay.

1525
01:12:20,090 --> 01:12:22,661
What's that pink thing?

1526
01:12:22,730 --> 01:12:24,812
Oh, this?

1527
01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:26,654
This is, uh... it's Ari's.

1528
01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:28,898
- He's trying to quit smoking.
- Oh, it's a filter thing?

1529
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,017
- Yeah.
- My mother had one of those.

1530
01:12:30,090 --> 01:12:32,741
- It was fancy.
- It's supposed to help.

1531
01:12:32,810 --> 01:12:37,372
First of all, we want to apologize to you.

1532
01:12:37,490 --> 01:12:40,972
I... I think we were both so, uh, shaken,

1533
01:12:41,050 --> 01:12:44,497
and I think we took it out on you.

1534
01:12:44,570 --> 01:12:46,811
Not letting you
go to the funeral, that wasn't...

1535
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:50,818
- ...wasn't really right, so...
- And I hope you forgive us.

1536
01:12:52,610 --> 01:12:58,333
Well, wow, I mean, uh,
honestly, this means a lot.

1537
01:12:58,410 --> 01:13:01,619
I mean, yes, sure, yeah, I forgive you.

1538
01:13:01,690 --> 01:13:04,091
I mean, that was really... that was hard.

1539
01:13:04,170 --> 01:13:06,571
It would help so much if we all just
talked about what happened that day.

1540
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:09,221
- It would really be helpful.
- Understanding like, you know,

1541
01:13:09,290 --> 01:13:10,940
- the sequence of events.
- You spoke to her right before.

1542
01:13:11,010 --> 01:13:12,455
She called me on the phone.
She called me on the phone

1543
01:13:12,530 --> 01:13:14,692
to ask me one of my recipes,
you know, which I love, of course,

1544
01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:16,135
because I'm very proud of my recipes.

1545
01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:18,133
So help us... help us, Josh, please.

1546
01:13:18,210 --> 01:13:19,735
Did you guys have a fight
or something when you got home?

1547
01:13:19,810 --> 01:13:21,972
- Was there an emotional...
- So, yeah, I got home

1548
01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:26,135
and we didn't... we talked about
what I wanted to do for my birthday.

1549
01:13:26,210 --> 01:13:28,451
You came home and you talked...
you talked to her?

1550
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:30,259
So she was alive when you got back?

1551
01:13:30,330 --> 01:13:31,695
- Yeah.
- This is what I'm saying.

1552
01:13:31,770 --> 01:13:33,374
This is different
from what you told the police.

1553
01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:34,975
No, I'm talking about
when I got home from work.

1554
01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:37,291
I came home from work
and we started discussing

1555
01:13:37,370 --> 01:13:39,816
what I wanted to do for my birthday
and then I went to the gym.

1556
01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:41,415
This is the part of the story
that keeps changing

1557
01:13:41,490 --> 01:13:43,811
and this is why I wanna know
what actually happened.

1558
01:13:43,930 --> 01:13:46,217
- We just need to know what happened.
- Just tell us.

1559
01:13:46,290 --> 01:13:49,134
I... she was depressed.

1560
01:13:49,210 --> 01:13:50,814
- Depressed?
- She was. She was distant and...

1561
01:13:50,890 --> 01:13:54,099
No, not Rachel.
Our Rachel was not depressed.

1562
01:13:54,170 --> 01:13:55,581
- Never heard that.
- Look, I tried to...

1563
01:13:55,690 --> 01:13:58,136
I tried to get kind of to the bottom of it

1564
01:13:58,210 --> 01:14:03,853
and every time, she'd mis...
she... she'd deflect

1565
01:14:03,930 --> 01:14:05,978
and she wouldn't answer me.
She was on, um...

1566
01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:08,530
- Drugs? Was she?
- No.

1567
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:10,738
- You guys were taking drugs?
- No, we don't take drugs.

1568
01:14:10,810 --> 01:14:12,972
It was medication, you know,
like, antidepressants.

1569
01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:16,020
Okay, you don't do drugs.
She doesn't do drugs.

1570
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:19,816
She's taking some...
some medication from a doctor?

1571
01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:21,380
- Please tell me from a doctor?
- Yes, yes.

1572
01:14:21,450 --> 01:14:22,497
You know, here's the thing.

1573
01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,857
It's just a little
convoluted for us, right?

1574
01:14:24,970 --> 01:14:28,338
And so we actually paid for
a second autopsy to be done.

1575
01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:30,856
The coroner said that
it was actually inconclusive

1576
01:14:30,930 --> 01:14:32,580
- for it to be suicide.
- Inconclusive.

1577
01:14:32,650 --> 01:14:34,459
- They couldn't say...
- They couldn't say for sure

1578
01:14:34,530 --> 01:14:35,691
- that it was a suicide.
- Could not say for sure.

1579
01:14:35,770 --> 01:14:38,011
So, okay, if she's not...

1580
01:14:38,090 --> 01:14:41,014
Hi. Thank you. I really had a nice time.

1581
01:14:41,090 --> 01:14:43,297
I'm kind of freaking out,
so I'm gonna probably take off.

1582
01:14:43,370 --> 01:14:45,179
Thank you, though. I love your home.

1583
01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:47,014
So nice... it's very pretty.

1584
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:54,935
Who is this?

1585
01:14:55,010 --> 01:14:57,741
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is!

1586
01:14:57,810 --> 01:14:59,050
- I'm sure you don't know who that is.
- You don't know who she is?

1587
01:14:59,170 --> 01:15:00,410
- No, I don't.
- 'Cause you don't party.

1588
01:15:00,490 --> 01:15:02,094
- You don't party.
- You don't do drugs.

1589
01:15:02,170 --> 01:15:04,093
- Let me show you something.
- Let me get this out.

1590
01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:07,414
- You don't party.
- You don't party.

1591
01:15:07,490 --> 01:15:08,457
- What's that?
- You don't do drugs.

1592
01:15:08,530 --> 01:15:10,259
What is this? You taking photos of me?

1593
01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:11,820
How about guns? That's so much fun.

1594
01:15:11,890 --> 01:15:13,699
- This is a BB gun.
- Who is she?

1595
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,221
- Who is she? Any idea?
- So much fun

1596
01:15:15,290 --> 01:15:19,261
when women strip and gyrate all over you
when you're mourning.

1597
01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:21,414
- When you're mourning.
- Look at that.

1598
01:15:21,490 --> 01:15:23,811
Look at that.
Those marks were made by her?

1599
01:15:23,930 --> 01:15:25,614
- She did not do that to herself!
- She strangled herself?

1600
01:15:25,690 --> 01:15:27,374
- Just tell the truth!
- I am telling the truth.

1601
01:15:27,490 --> 01:15:28,457
- You killed our daughter!
- Say the truth, Josh!

1602
01:15:28,530 --> 01:15:29,861
I'm telling the truth.

1603
01:15:29,930 --> 01:15:32,376
- I didn't fucking kill her!
- Oh, really?

1604
01:15:34,010 --> 01:15:35,899
I knew you were that monster.

1605
01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:38,814
Do you fucking see this?

1606
01:15:38,930 --> 01:15:40,216
What the fuck is this?

1607
01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:42,531
That's so we could
get all your lies on tape!

1608
01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,294
- I haven't been lying!
- You're a liar.

1609
01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:46,452
- You're a fucking liar!
- Get out!

1610
01:15:46,530 --> 01:15:48,612
- What are you doing?
- Get out, you psychopaths. Get out!

1611
01:15:48,690 --> 01:15:50,977
- Get out. Take your photos.
- We're gonna find out.

1612
01:15:51,050 --> 01:15:53,098
You can keep that!
That's a little souvenir.

1613
01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,660
Should we go up there?

1614
01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:57,691
- We're on to you!
- Great, yeah, yeah.

1615
01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:19,458
Is everything okay?

1616
01:16:22,890 --> 01:16:25,575
I don't know. I'm just...

1617
01:16:25,690 --> 01:16:28,853
I guess I'm just, um...

1618
01:16:30,970 --> 01:16:33,371
I'm tired of her.

1619
01:16:33,450 --> 01:16:35,293
I'm tired of, like...

1620
01:16:41,770 --> 01:16:44,376
I'm tired of her making me feel this way.

1621
01:16:44,450 --> 01:16:46,612
You know, because...

1622
01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:52,652
I don't know.
She just... she... this is...

1623
01:16:55,930 --> 01:16:57,773
It's about her.

1624
01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:08,580
And it's been about her and...

1625
01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:12,733
I... I guess I don't know. You know what?

1626
01:17:12,810 --> 01:17:16,656
I'm a little... I'm a little tired of it.

1627
01:17:19,050 --> 01:17:21,576
She checks out,
and I have to fucking deal with it!

1628
01:17:21,690 --> 01:17:26,218
And I have to deal with missing her
and fucking feeling real fuckin' sad!

1629
01:17:26,290 --> 01:17:29,533
And having her fucking parents...

1630
01:17:32,730 --> 01:17:34,698
In case anyone's wondering,

1631
01:17:34,770 --> 01:17:36,852
I didn't, and I hope
you fucking believe me

1632
01:17:36,930 --> 01:17:38,420
because I didn't murder someone.

1633
01:17:38,490 --> 01:17:40,413
I didn't murder her.
I loved her very much.

1634
01:17:40,490 --> 01:17:45,018
And then I guess she thought
that the best way to return that

1635
01:17:45,130 --> 01:17:48,930
would be to kill herself
on my fucking birthday!

1636
01:17:54,370 --> 01:17:57,340
So, I don't know.

1637
01:17:57,450 --> 01:18:00,613
That's what I'm left with

1638
01:18:00,770 --> 01:18:06,140
and... and... and I'm even sorry now.

1639
01:18:06,210 --> 01:18:08,497
Like, you know, 'cause now
I'm dragging you guys in.

1640
01:18:08,610 --> 01:18:12,695
I'm pulling you guys into this shit,
and you have your own lives.

1641
01:18:12,770 --> 01:18:15,057
And everybody has their own problems.

1642
01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:17,815
And now you have to sit here
and look at me do this.

1643
01:18:17,890 --> 01:18:19,858
It's so fucking weird.

1644
01:18:19,930 --> 01:18:22,331
It's so weird.

1645
01:18:24,810 --> 01:18:27,051
It's so stupid.

1646
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:30,413
I'm so fucking mad at her.

1647
01:18:31,530 --> 01:18:33,419
I'm so mad at her.

1648
01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:38,095
Well... well,

1649
01:18:43,090 --> 01:18:46,094
Thanks, you know, for coming.

1650
01:18:46,170 --> 01:18:49,891
I don't know if you guys maybe just...

1651
01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:55,091
Adam, do you wanna play your game?

1652
01:18:57,570 --> 01:18:59,299
If you do.

1653
01:19:01,010 --> 01:19:03,900
I think that would be pretty fun.

1654
01:19:04,130 --> 01:19:06,212
Greg makes great grilled cheeses.

1655
01:19:07,530 --> 01:19:08,656
I do.

1656
01:19:08,730 --> 01:19:10,698
- Fuck it, let's play the game.
- Let's play the game.

1657
01:19:11,930 --> 01:19:13,659
All right, okay.

1658
01:19:13,730 --> 01:19:14,970
Here.

1659
01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:29,660
You want a tissue?

1660
01:19:29,730 --> 01:19:32,210
Yeah. Looks used.

1661
01:19:32,290 --> 01:19:35,533
No. This is actually
Adam's, um, handkerchief

1662
01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:37,578
that his grandfather gave him in the war.

1663
01:19:37,650 --> 01:19:39,061
- Oh?
- And I spit my gum in it earlier,

1664
01:19:39,170 --> 01:19:40,695
- but it should be fine.
- Spitting his gum in it

1665
01:19:40,770 --> 01:19:46,652
is a euphemism for using his
grandfather's handkerchief as a cum rag.

1666
01:19:50,330 --> 01:19:53,812
I got this problem. I keep coming
in my grandfather's handkerchief.

1667
01:19:53,890 --> 01:19:56,336
I don't know what to do.
You gotta help me.

1668
01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:42,410
So, Joshua has just rolled three ones,

1669
01:20:42,490 --> 01:20:45,494
which means that we have been
defeated by the Turtlesaurus.

1670
01:20:45,570 --> 01:20:48,255
However, the Mechas will stay strong.

1671
01:20:48,330 --> 01:20:49,695
Hey, Ari?

1672
01:20:49,770 --> 01:20:51,420
What we doing here, bud?

1673
01:20:51,490 --> 01:20:53,413
We're all waiting for...

1674
01:20:53,490 --> 01:20:55,936
to sign off before we launch the attack.

1675
01:20:56,010 --> 01:20:57,899
That's very good.
You're half paying attention,

1676
01:20:57,970 --> 01:20:59,893
- but I like that.
- Good. I'll be right back.

1677
01:20:59,970 --> 01:21:01,017
Okay.

1678
01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:02,899
This is why the grilled cheese is so
good. This is what I did into it.

1679
01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:06,941
- Hi.
- Shit!

1680
01:21:07,010 --> 01:21:08,978
- Hey, man.
- Thanks for coming.

1681
01:21:09,050 --> 01:21:11,860
- Oh, yeah.
- What did I do?

1682
01:21:11,930 --> 01:21:14,581
Hey, it's Jodi from the bar!

1683
01:21:14,650 --> 01:21:16,937
- Jodi.
- That's right.

1684
01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,451
Just to catch you up,
there's been an alien invasion.

1685
01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:21,612
We are the Mechas. We are the machines.

1686
01:21:21,690 --> 01:21:23,021
We are fighting all these monsters.

1687
01:21:23,090 --> 01:21:27,140
If the monsters continue to rise up,
specifically the Turtlesaurus,

1688
01:21:27,210 --> 01:21:28,974
- we're fucked.
- Great.

1689
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:30,381
- I love that kind of stuff.
- The Turtlesaurus

1690
01:21:30,450 --> 01:21:32,930
has been a real problemsaurus for us.

1691
01:21:33,010 --> 01:21:35,331
We're hoping for a core turbo charger.

1692
01:21:35,410 --> 01:21:38,414
Did you say the Turtlesaurus
has been a problemsaurus?

1693
01:21:38,530 --> 01:21:40,771
- It's been a problem for us.
- I'm gonna focus

1694
01:21:40,850 --> 01:21:42,579
on defeating the Turtlesaurus.

1695
01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:44,613
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1696
01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,900
Tell me something good!

1697
01:21:47,970 --> 01:21:50,621
I'll use my charge bomb.
I'll use that on my next turn.

1698
01:21:50,690 --> 01:21:51,691
Should I bust out a charge bomb?

1699
01:21:51,770 --> 01:21:52,931
I don't know if you have one.

1700
01:21:53,010 --> 01:21:55,741
We just needed to have enough
in order to dislodge the space flicker

1701
01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:56,811
and all to team up against...

1702
01:21:56,890 --> 01:21:58,654
You should, in fact, use that charge bomb

1703
01:21:58,730 --> 01:22:00,778
because I'd love to move
at least three or four hexes

1704
01:22:00,850 --> 01:22:03,217
'cause this Turtlesaurus
is coming out of the side.

1705
01:22:03,290 --> 01:22:07,659
I think that I'm gonna probably
take a break from my marriage.

1706
01:22:09,210 --> 01:22:11,372
Okay, Eric.

1707
01:22:11,450 --> 01:22:13,214
I shouldn't be married. There's no reason.

1708
01:22:13,290 --> 01:22:16,055
I don't wear a ring. I've been
flirting with women all weekend.

1709
01:22:16,130 --> 01:22:18,736
I wanna fuck other people.
So I shouldn't be married.

1710
01:22:19,930 --> 01:22:22,615
So can I roll?

1711
01:22:22,730 --> 01:22:24,016
Great.

1712
01:22:24,090 --> 01:22:26,138
Pass me the die.

1713
01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:28,816
It's been a... there's a lot going on.

1714
01:22:28,890 --> 01:22:30,301
You guys are a hot group, you know?

1715
01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:32,532
Fifteen!

1716
01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:34,612
Yes!

1717
01:22:34,690 --> 01:22:36,340
He's not gonna get
anything above an eight.

1718
01:22:42,130 --> 01:22:45,259
If I meant to do
half of the things that I did,

1719
01:22:45,330 --> 01:22:48,174
I'd be a fucking genius, man.

1720
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:51,140
- Cool.
- I'd be huge, but I am what I am,

1721
01:22:51,210 --> 01:22:52,939
and that's all that I am. I'm fine.

1722
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:56,818
And I'll take Gen Highway...

1723
01:22:56,890 --> 01:22:58,415
- Jen?
- Jen?

1724
01:22:58,490 --> 01:23:00,094
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer!

1725
01:23:00,170 --> 01:23:02,821
It's not Jennifer. It's... it's short
for Genesis. It's a man.

1726
01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,619
Jennifer is a regular
basic bitch, aren't you?

1727
01:23:04,690 --> 01:23:06,852
It's not a woman, and don't call me Jen.

1728
01:23:06,930 --> 01:23:08,295
- Call me Highway.
- Okay, Highway.

1729
01:23:08,410 --> 01:23:12,051
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, you're so welcome.

1730
01:23:13,610 --> 01:23:15,612
- You're not feeling...
- This doesn't seem really...

1731
01:23:15,690 --> 01:23:17,374
- What?
- ...weird or anything?

1732
01:23:17,450 --> 01:23:19,214
- You're feeling weird.
- I'm feeling very weird.

1733
01:23:19,290 --> 01:23:20,655
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Okay.

1734
01:23:20,730 --> 01:23:22,380
It's okay.

1735
01:23:22,450 --> 01:23:24,100
I wouldn't have come if I didn't want to.

1736
01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,495
Yes!

1737
01:23:32,090 --> 01:23:33,854
Fuck, yeah, Jodi.

1738
01:23:33,930 --> 01:23:35,375
Okay, guys.

1739
01:23:35,450 --> 01:23:37,498
The game basically
comes down to this roll.

1740
01:23:37,570 --> 01:23:41,097
Jodi, we need at least
a 17 or the game is over.

1741
01:23:41,170 --> 01:23:42,660
Turtlesaurus is victorious,

1742
01:23:42,770 --> 01:23:44,898
eats us, and then hides us
under his mutant shell.

1743
01:23:44,970 --> 01:23:47,018
Seventeen is pretty hard. It's, uh...

1744
01:23:47,090 --> 01:23:49,934
Out of three dice, that's only two in 18,

1745
01:23:50,010 --> 01:23:51,421
one in nine chance.

1746
01:23:51,490 --> 01:23:53,140
I want victory right now.

1747
01:23:53,210 --> 01:23:55,781
This Turtlesaurus
is not gonna get into my life,

1748
01:23:55,850 --> 01:23:57,295
not tonight. Ready?

1749
01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:59,054
Here we go. Come on, Jodi.

1750
01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:03,341
And?

1751
01:24:04,770 --> 01:24:08,058
- Oh.
- Fuck!

1752
01:24:08,130 --> 01:24:09,973
I'm so sorry. Shit!

1753
01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:12,098
Shit, man! We played... oh,

1754
01:24:12,170 --> 01:24:14,616
We've been playing
this fucking thing all night

1755
01:24:14,690 --> 01:24:16,374
and that happens? Goddamn it!

1756
01:24:16,450 --> 01:24:18,851
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg.

1757
01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:25,336
Well, since it's mostly, um,
like, ruined, I think I should go.

1758
01:24:25,410 --> 01:24:26,855
I'm okay. I just had to let it out.

1759
01:24:26,930 --> 01:24:28,898
Goodbye, gentlemen.

1760
01:24:28,970 --> 01:24:30,460
- Bye, Jodi from the game!
- Bye!

1761
01:24:30,530 --> 01:24:32,214
Sorry that I lost the game.

1762
01:24:32,290 --> 01:24:34,258
You know, it's a hard thing
to fight a bunch of robots.

1763
01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:36,657
- You did good.
- No, it's okay.

1764
01:24:36,730 --> 01:24:39,017
- It's not okay. I know I could...
- You're embarrassing me.

1765
01:24:39,090 --> 01:24:40,933
- You're embarrassing.
- We'll talk about it in the hall.

1766
01:24:41,010 --> 01:24:43,536
- See you later, turd!
- Bye, Joshy.

1767
01:24:43,610 --> 01:24:45,055
- Bye.
- Bye, Jodi!

1768
01:24:45,130 --> 01:24:47,337
- Bye, guys. Cool weekend.
- Jodi, I'm on your side.

1769
01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:49,014
- Whatever, Greg.
- I would still argue

1770
01:24:49,090 --> 01:24:50,933
that Mafia is the best board game.

1771
01:24:51,010 --> 01:24:52,216
Yeah, well, Mafia is not a board game.

1772
01:24:52,290 --> 01:24:54,611
There's no board. There's just sort of...

1773
01:24:54,690 --> 01:24:56,454
- Okay. Well, then, uh...
- ...social fun and nonsense game.

1774
01:24:57,970 --> 01:25:00,371
Well, good game, asshole.

1775
01:25:03,050 --> 01:25:05,052
- Good game, sore loser.
- Yeah.

1776
01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:14,613
Yeah, I...

1777
01:25:33,450 --> 01:25:35,930
Okay. No, I'm sorry.

1778
01:25:37,410 --> 01:25:42,450
That... is... confusing.

1779
01:25:42,530 --> 01:25:43,816
Yeah.

1780
01:25:43,890 --> 01:25:48,612
And... whoa!

1781
01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:50,021
Okay, yeah.

1782
01:25:50,090 --> 01:25:51,501
Okay, okay.

1783
01:26:07,890 --> 01:26:09,654
All right.

1784
01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:16,858
- Hey, Joshua.
- Thanks for coming, man.

1785
01:26:16,930 --> 01:26:20,855
I gotta say, Eric,
this was a really fun weekend.

1786
01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:22,420
Thank you.

1787
01:26:22,490 --> 01:26:25,061
- Greg? Take care.
- Hey.

1788
01:26:25,130 --> 01:26:27,178
Be in touch, we'll get something planned.

1789
01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:29,491
I'm gonna plan a game weekend
with you, buddy.

1790
01:26:29,650 --> 01:26:31,414
- Let's do it, a whole tournament.
- I love games now.

1791
01:26:31,530 --> 01:26:33,931
- It's your new thing.
- Yeah, so fun.

1792
01:26:34,010 --> 01:26:36,012
There's a lot of great literature
about them online.

1793
01:26:36,090 --> 01:26:38,172
Very critical community, so...

1794
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:39,615
Hey.

1795
01:26:39,930 --> 01:26:41,170
- You, too, Adam.
- Yeah.

1796
01:26:41,330 --> 01:26:42,297
- You, too.
- Come back.

1797
01:26:42,370 --> 01:26:44,020
Come back and hang out.

1798
01:26:44,090 --> 01:26:46,013
- Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
- Okay.

1799
01:26:46,090 --> 01:26:47,979
- I'd love to.
- Thanks.

1800
01:26:48,050 --> 01:26:49,654
I'll probably never
see you guys ever again,

1801
01:26:49,730 --> 01:26:51,220
but that doesn't take away from the fact

1802
01:26:51,330 --> 01:26:53,776
that this has been one of
the most important weekends

1803
01:26:53,850 --> 01:26:56,057
of my entire life.

1804
01:26:56,130 --> 01:26:57,973
And I thank you. I thank you for that.

1805
01:26:58,050 --> 01:26:59,211
I don't know if you guys knew this,

1806
01:26:59,290 --> 01:27:01,179
but Greg was a bit of a mess
before he got here.

1807
01:27:01,290 --> 01:27:03,054
- Ha.
- Okay.

1808
01:27:03,130 --> 01:27:04,973
- Okay.
- See you, man.

1809
01:27:05,050 --> 01:27:06,461
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.

1810
01:27:08,370 --> 01:27:09,781
Hey, guys?

1811
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:13,138
Positive vibes, positive energy!

1812
01:27:13,210 --> 01:27:15,895
Positive vibes, positive energy.

1813
01:27:15,970 --> 01:27:18,052
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1814
01:27:18,130 --> 01:27:19,256
Okay.

1815
01:27:21,210 --> 01:27:24,657
- I'm gonna take off as well.
- Sure, man. I'll see you.

1816
01:27:24,730 --> 01:27:26,414
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course, buddy.

1817
01:27:29,970 --> 01:27:31,620
- Bye.
- See you.

1818
01:27:31,690 --> 01:27:32,896
Take it easy, man.

1819
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:54,376
It was good to see you.

1820
01:27:56,130 --> 01:27:57,131
Yeah.

1821
01:27:57,210 --> 01:27:59,178
Thanks for coming, man.

1822
01:28:00,490 --> 01:28:02,697
Sure. I would...

1823
01:28:02,770 --> 01:28:05,421
I would come again.

1824
01:28:05,490 --> 01:28:07,413
I will... I will always be coming.

1825
01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:10,812
- Coming 24 hours a day.
- I can't stop coming.

1826
01:28:16,770 --> 01:28:18,260
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah?