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Hey!

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Hey.

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Someone's still in bed.

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Hey, babe, what if we stay in
for dinner tonight and I cook?

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Just the two of us?

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Instead of going out?

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Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.

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- Really?
- That's cool.

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I have chicken.

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I like chicken.

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I'm a chicken man.

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Hi, Mom. Oh, how are you?

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Mahjong? You don't play Mahjong, do you?

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I gotta go.
Let me call you in a little bit.

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All right, I love you.

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All right. Bye.

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Rachel?

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Rachel?

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Rachel?

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Oh, my God. Rachel?

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Oh...

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...San Francisco private jet to Georgia...

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Hey, man, how's it going?

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- Joshy called me.
- Is he okay?

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Do you remember
when I put the deposit down

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on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?

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Well, I guess the person
that owns the house called, uh, Joshy,

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and they were like,
"What are you gonna do?"

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- Right.
- So, um... so then he called me.

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And was like, "What do you wanna do?"
'cause you can't get the deposit back.

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And he's like,
"Well... we have the house."

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- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know.

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Are you stoned?

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Hey!

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Hey, man.

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How are you?

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How are you?

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What?

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What the fuck was that?

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Be careful!

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I was saying "How are you?" before.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. It just...
it obviously wasn't the best time.

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Yeah.

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Joshy!

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Joshy?

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Joshy?

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Dude...

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Don't touch it.
It's a fucking sniper rifle.

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- It's a BB gun. See?
- It's loaded.

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Goddamn right it is.

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Think about what it would have been like
as a child in 1939 or 1964

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to get taken by your parents
to the New York World's Fair, right?

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So they take you to, I don't know,
say, the Chilean Pavilion.

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And you're smelling
Chilean food for the first time.

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You've never even seen it before.

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You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb...

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Hey, guys.

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Ari? Adam?

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I'm Eric.

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- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.

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So funny on the reply alls, man.

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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.

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I like to set a little tone over email

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just to let people know
what kind of bro they're gonna get.

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- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.

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I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background on me,

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but I live with him
in the same housing complex.

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Lived with him.

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But that's actually what I think
this weekend's gonna be great for.

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It's, like, just cleansing the palate.
Keep it light, keep it fun.

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Yes, keeping it light,
I think, is paramount.

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You brought a bunch
of board games. Awesome.

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Yeah, this is kind of the big one
that I'm looking forward to.

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"Mecha Dungeon Crawl," have you seen this?

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No.

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It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.

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That it'll take a couple hours
to go through the directions.

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- So it's like "Cranium"?
- No, it's not like "Cranium."

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It's a lot more complicated than that.

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More like "Apples to Apples"?

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No, it's not like that at all either.

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We got a portion of time
that will be perfect

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for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh can do that.

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- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?

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- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.

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Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?

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You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here

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and get in bed and sleep
and not have ash and detritus

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and paraphernalia everywhere.

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Okay, no detritus in this room.

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I'm a backpack hip-hop kid, you know?

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- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- J5, Dilated Peoples,

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- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love Tribe Called Quest.

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- Stone's Throw.
- Yeah, Stone's Throw is cool.

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But I also like T Swift, you know?

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- Hey!
- Hey, Joshua!

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Hey, Eric. Oh, my God!

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Holy shit.

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Hey. Hi. I'm Katee.

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- Hey.
- Thanks for coming, dude.

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- Yeah, yeah, thanks...
- Heard so much about you.

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How are you? You okay?

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I don't know who you are.
I like hugging you, though.

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- I'm Katee.
- So, uh,

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are you, like, the property manager here?

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- No.
- Of the prop... no, no.

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- No, no.
- No, I'm just... I'm Katee.

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- Yeah, Katee from Ojai.
- Katee from Ojai.

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- Friend from Ojai.
- Just met last night.

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Do you wanna hang out?
We're gonna get into a cypher.

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- I should probably go.
- Okay.

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But you have fun. Have fun.

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- I'll walk you to your car.
- Oh.

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- Bye.
- I'm so glad I got to see you.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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She seemed really cool, man.

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- Who, Katee?
- Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, she was, she is. She is very cool.

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- How did you meet her?
- I got here yesterday.

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- Right.
- So I was here before anyone else,

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and, I had nothing to do.

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- So I went to the bar in town.
- Uh-huh.

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And I don't know.
I just, like, was at the bar

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and she came up to me, starting chatting,

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and it was, like, super easy to talk to.

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"It was." She was super easy to talk to.

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Good for you, man.
I'm really happy for you.

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Well, look, she's cool. She really is.

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I mean, we're not gonna
get married or anything, but...

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Who else are we gonna be able to celebrate

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this sexual victory with?

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Yeah, when is everybody else coming?

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This... this is actually the crew.

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Everybody else kind of flaked.

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I know it's only four of us.
Is that weird?

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No, no, it's not weird at all.

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I think... I think a small crew is cool.

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Yeah, we're gonna be like the Beatles.
We are like the Beatles.

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- You're like John and Paul.
- I'm Ringo 'cause I keep it light

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and I look a little bit like a possum.

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And I'm George 'cause I'm stony

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and I, you know,
can't get enough of the sun.

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I'm, I'm George Martin.

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Yeah, the integral fifth Beatle.

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I love meeting new people.

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This guy's got fucking blow.

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You're dropping squirt bombs.

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This guy won't get in the pool,
but he will.

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- If it's weird, say it 'cause I know...
- It's not weird.

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Hey, what are you doing over there, man?

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I'm still trying to get the Wi-Fi to work.

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Yeah, we're in a cabin in Ojai.
The Wi-Fi's not gonna work.

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Yeah, but, I mean, I can't
not be accessible on the Internet

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and also up here with
no cell phone reception

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- for an entire weekend.
- Who cares? It's the weekend.

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When I got off the 101, I called Shauna

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and I was like, "Okay, I'm going
where there's no reception. Love you."

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Yeah, but I didn't
make that call to Marissa.

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So she doesn't know that I'm here

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and she doesn't know that I'm unreachable

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should she be trying to call
or email me or whatever.

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Why doesn't Marissa know that you're here?

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She just, you know, decided
that she needed to be somewhere else

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that I don't live for the time being.

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Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.

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She's just basically coming at me

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and saying, you know,
that after 10 years almost,

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that there's an entire life
that she feels like she's missing

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and that she sort of needed some space,
and I responded to that

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by being what I felt was very attentive
and what she felt was clingy.

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God, I'm sorry.
It's... That's gotta be really hard.

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- Break-ups are tough.
- It's not a break-up,

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you know, at this time.

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- Okay.
- I think that there might be

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some benefit here to having
some friends around.

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And maybe, you know,
we're talking about it now

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and I'll talk about it with Josh
as soon as I get a chance.

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I wouldn't tell Josh about it, I think,
because we're on thin ice here.

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There's only four of us. No one showed up.

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It's just that he's hurting
and he's been going through a lot

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and now I'm hurting, too,

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and I feel like we sort of
are going to relate to each other

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in a way that I don't expect you to get.

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Let's not compare the hurt of a break-up

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or whatever it is
with what Joshy went through.

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Okay, so everybody gets one
of these character cards.

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And I'm now going to go into the attack

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and defending portion. You ready?

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"Attack abilities and attacking a monster.

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The type of symbol shows
whether it is a melee ability

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or a ranged attack ability."

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Yes. Adam, I have a question.

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Is it... okay, I can answer it

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because I think I know
what you're going to say.

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- What?
- If you're wondering

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why the part on the bottom
of your figurine is an octagon

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and it's standing on a hexagonal shape
that connects to the center one,

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I promise you we're going to get to that

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- very, very shortly.
- Was that your question?

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That was not my question.
Here's my question.

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Should we be playing this game right now?

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- Yeah, definitely, 100 percent.
- Yeah.

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Can I just pose another option?

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We go out tonight,
we go to this bar the Lone Angus.

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I've done a bunch of research
on Yelp and Trip Advisor.

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It's a fun local bar.
It's, like, divey, but not too divey.

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Maybe the time to go to the bar would be,
I don't know, tomorrow afternoon

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for happy hour or something,
when, you know, it's light out

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and they have the windows open
and the drinks are cheaper.

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What's the deal with you
and the windows open at a bar?

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It's just nice to get that
bar smell wafting out a little bit.

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Okay, let's say we go to the bar tonight,

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have some drinks, mellow, nothing crazy.

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Come back here, wake up in the morning,

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we're sitting around the table,

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we are ready to settle in to a full game.

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Well, just to be clear,

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Adam and I have been
coveting this game for quite some time.

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We even actually helped crowd fund it.
We just opened it tonight.

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Right, or we could go to the bar,
and if the bar is not cool,

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then we could just
come back here and play tonight.

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I mean, how fun would that be?
Like a late-night game.

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If you're serious about doing it tomorrow,

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then, yeah, I mean, the...
it's something to consider, I guess.

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So I have a lot planned.

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We're gonna do a little dinner tonight,

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we're gonna go to the casino,
play a little cards.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Have a bite to eat.
We're not gonna just drink, though.

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- We're gonna have a nice dinner.
- Welcome to The Lone Angus.

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I will be your waiter. My name is Greg.

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- Nice to meet you, Greg.
- Right on.

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So I got four tequila shots here

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- and a diet coke on the rocks.
- Sweet.

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We didn't order those
tequila shots, though,

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- so I think we're good.
- Well, that's not what

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the bartender is telling me.

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It's okay, though. I mean, like, we're...

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- Yeah, we'll take them.
- Right, but we didn't order them,

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00:15:06.410 --> 00:15:08.458
so I don't think
we should have to pay for them.

241
00:15:08.530 --> 00:15:09.611
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

242
00:15:09.690 --> 00:15:12.057
speaking of which,
did you guys order these drinks

243
00:15:12.170 --> 00:15:13.217
that you already have at the bar?

244
00:15:13.290 --> 00:15:14.621
Yes, because you weren't here, so...

245
00:15:14.690 --> 00:15:16.374
Yeah, but there's table service here.

246
00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:18.293
Yeah, but you weren't here.
We waited for 15 minutes.

247
00:15:18.370 --> 00:15:21.055
I was here. I've been here since 5:00.

248
00:15:21.130 --> 00:15:22.620
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I've been here.

249
00:15:22.690 --> 00:15:25.614
It's okay, okay. We'll take the shots.

250
00:15:25.690 --> 00:15:28.296
- ...like every asshole does.
- Oh, we're assholes now?

251
00:15:28.370 --> 00:15:29.576
- Yeah, you're an ass...
- Eric, Eric.

252
00:15:29.690 --> 00:15:31.021
Maybe you could bring me
a windshield wiper

253
00:15:31.090 --> 00:15:33.331
because you just spit
all over my fucking face!

254
00:15:33.410 --> 00:15:34.411
Why don't you take that windshield wiper

255
00:15:34.490 --> 00:15:36.458
and shove it right up your ass?!

256
00:15:39.010 --> 00:15:41.661
- Oh, what's up, man?
- Hey, man, how you doing?

257
00:15:41.730 --> 00:15:43.812
That was great. Hi, guys.

258
00:15:43.890 --> 00:15:45.051
You should see your faces right now.

259
00:15:45.130 --> 00:15:46.939
We just fucking pranked you guys.

260
00:15:47.050 --> 00:15:48.176
That was one of
the best ones we've ever done.

261
00:15:48.290 --> 00:15:50.019
You guys, this is my boy, Greg.

262
00:15:50.090 --> 00:15:51.774
I invited him to join us for the weekend.

263
00:15:51.850 --> 00:15:55.138
This is Josh, this is Ari, this is Adam.

264
00:15:55.210 --> 00:15:56.780
Adam, nice to meet you. Greg.

265
00:15:56.850 --> 00:15:58.420
Ari? Greg.

266
00:15:58.490 --> 00:16:01.175
Josh, the man of the hour. Greg.

267
00:16:01.250 --> 00:16:02.581
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

268
00:16:02.650 --> 00:16:04.414
Thank you guys so much for including me.

269
00:16:04.490 --> 00:16:05.980
- Thank you so much.
- Definitely.

270
00:16:06.050 --> 00:16:07.654
- Not a problem.
- Thank you for...

271
00:16:07.770 --> 00:16:10.171
And my boy here told me
there was a bachelor party,

272
00:16:10.250 --> 00:16:11.979
and I was just like, "Oh, can I come?"

273
00:16:12.090 --> 00:16:13.501
He was like, "You got it."

274
00:16:13.570 --> 00:16:15.379
Yeah, no, I, uh...

275
00:16:15.450 --> 00:16:17.293
it's just that I was gonna get married,

276
00:16:17.370 --> 00:16:20.692
but I'm not anymore, so we're
kind of just salvaging the weekend,

277
00:16:20.770 --> 00:16:23.057
- and it's just for guys.
- Yeah, yeah, we're just,...

278
00:16:23.130 --> 00:16:24.780
we're treating this like a boy's weekend.

279
00:16:24.850 --> 00:16:26.898
I thought you said that
this is a bachelor party.

280
00:16:26.970 --> 00:16:28.051
You're not even getting married?

281
00:16:28.130 --> 00:16:31.498
Well, no, he's... but we're treating it
like the fun of a bachelor party,

282
00:16:31.570 --> 00:16:33.299
but it's just a boy's weekend away.

283
00:16:33.370 --> 00:16:35.941
You know what? Yeah, we're not
even really using that word.

284
00:16:36.010 --> 00:16:38.980
- You guys break up?
- Essentially, I was gonna get married,

285
00:16:39.090 --> 00:16:41.172
- but now it's not gonna happen.
- I just can't stress enough

286
00:16:41.250 --> 00:16:43.218
- that we should just move on.
- It just sort of turned into...

287
00:16:43.290 --> 00:16:45.691
- kind of like a guy's weekend.
- Live right now in the moment.

288
00:16:45.770 --> 00:16:47.101
Hey, man, that's all I'm doing.
That's what all I'm about.

289
00:16:47.170 --> 00:16:49.980
Let's just do our shots to... to nothing.

290
00:16:50.050 --> 00:16:51.575
- Yeah, to nothing.
- To nothing.

291
00:16:51.650 --> 00:16:53.379
- To nothing is a great idea.
- To nothing.

292
00:16:53.450 --> 00:16:55.737
- For the weekend.
- Fuck that bitch.

293
00:16:55.810 --> 00:16:58.017
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Again, not...

294
00:16:58.090 --> 00:16:59.615
- Yeah, maybe.
- So as I mentioned,

295
00:16:59.690 --> 00:17:02.136
I actually invited Greg
to join us for the weekend

296
00:17:02.210 --> 00:17:05.737
as we have that extra room
because this guy brings the party to 11.

297
00:17:05.810 --> 00:17:07.699
Yeah, thanks so much for having me.

298
00:17:07.770 --> 00:17:08.931
Well, you know...

299
00:17:09.010 --> 00:17:10.978
It's so gracious of you guys to include
me on this very special weekend.

300
00:17:11.050 --> 00:17:13.132
I was thinking because
we have fewer people than we thought

301
00:17:13.250 --> 00:17:16.254
that we would kind of spread out
so no one has to share a room,

302
00:17:16.330 --> 00:17:17.934
so we don't actually have
an extra one anymore.

303
00:17:18.010 --> 00:17:21.139
Yeah, and, like, since you guys are boys,

304
00:17:21.210 --> 00:17:23.292
maybe you guys could just share a room.

305
00:17:23.370 --> 00:17:24.735
No, I can't do that.

306
00:17:24.810 --> 00:17:27.495
I can't, uh, I can't room with somebody.

307
00:17:27.570 --> 00:17:30.176
And trust me,
none of you want to room with me

308
00:17:30.250 --> 00:17:32.059
'cause I just got diagnosed
with sleep apnea,

309
00:17:32.170 --> 00:17:34.457
- and I gotta wear that mask.
- Yeah, dude's like Bane.

310
00:17:34.530 --> 00:17:38.012
Hello, would you like your dick sucked?

311
00:17:39.810 --> 00:17:40.857
Yeah.

312
00:17:40.930 --> 00:17:42.420
- Classic Bane joke.
- Terrible Bane.

313
00:17:42.530 --> 00:17:43.941
Let's cheers it up to new beginnings.

314
00:17:44.010 --> 00:17:45.535
- To new beginnings.
- Love it.

315
00:17:45.610 --> 00:17:48.090
- To new beginnings, right?
- Oh, my shit's empty.

316
00:17:48.170 --> 00:17:49.581
- You know, whatever.
- Hey, waiter,

317
00:17:49.650 --> 00:17:50.731
why don't you go get another drink?

318
00:17:50.810 --> 00:17:52.539
Fuck you!

319
00:17:54.010 --> 00:17:55.500
Excuse me, I don't want
to speak to no doctor!

320
00:17:55.570 --> 00:17:58.141
I want to speak to a pharmacist!

321
00:17:58.210 --> 00:17:59.541
Yeah, man.

322
00:17:59.610 --> 00:18:01.533
Oh, goodness.

323
00:18:01.610 --> 00:18:03.260
- Oh, yeah.
- Shockingly cold.

324
00:18:03.330 --> 00:18:05.094
Greg is a trip, huh?

325
00:18:05.170 --> 00:18:07.571
Dude, Greg is the best!

326
00:18:07.650 --> 00:18:09.459
I'm kind of a big fan of him.

327
00:18:09.530 --> 00:18:10.577
- Yeah.
- He's so intense.

328
00:18:10.650 --> 00:18:12.812
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

329
00:18:12.890 --> 00:18:14.221
I'll send it to you. What's your number?

330
00:18:14.290 --> 00:18:15.496
Please do.

331
00:18:15.570 --> 00:18:16.731
Are you cool?

332
00:18:18.210 --> 00:18:19.496
Yeah.

333
00:18:22.330 --> 00:18:24.651
Oh, yeah. I'm great, how are you?

334
00:18:24.730 --> 00:18:26.220
I'm good, I'm good.

335
00:18:26.290 --> 00:18:28.975
I mean, I just wanna make sure
that... that you're good

336
00:18:29.050 --> 00:18:33.180
with all of... with all of
how everything is going.

337
00:18:33.290 --> 00:18:34.735
Yeah, yeah, no.

338
00:18:34.810 --> 00:18:36.858
This is lining up to be a fun one.

339
00:18:36.930 --> 00:18:39.376
It was just, like,
scurrying all around the floor,

340
00:18:39.450 --> 00:18:42.135
and we had, like,
an English muffin we didn't want to...

341
00:18:42.250 --> 00:18:43.740
You know, turtles are,
like, an aphrodisiac.

342
00:18:43.850 --> 00:18:45.773
You wanted to eat the turtle?

343
00:18:45.850 --> 00:18:47.500
In retrospect,
you could've just picked it up

344
00:18:47.570 --> 00:18:51.017
by the little shell on the sides
and been completely okay.

345
00:18:51.090 --> 00:18:52.535
My buddy will pick you up...

346
00:18:52.610 --> 00:18:55.932
...backlogs of nonsense
that go back two years.

347
00:18:56.010 --> 00:19:00.060
Right, but why is this the time
to be bringing any...

348
00:19:00.130 --> 00:19:03.373
But wh... but it just...
it's not even relevant

349
00:19:03.450 --> 00:19:04.940
to what we're talking about anymore.

350
00:19:05.010 --> 00:19:08.093
It's not a part of what
I'm trying to discuss,

351
00:19:08.170 --> 00:19:09.660
and to say that it's something
that I've been

352
00:19:09.730 --> 00:19:13.451
willingly or intentionally
neglecting is insane.

353
00:19:13.530 --> 00:19:14.941
I'm happy you guys are here.

354
00:19:15.010 --> 00:19:17.854
- Are you kidding? Yes.
- I think we're being followed.

355
00:19:17.930 --> 00:19:19.932
No. I'm sorry.

356
00:19:20.010 --> 00:19:22.934
- I'm looking...
- What is happening?

357
00:19:23.010 --> 00:19:24.614
Who are you? Are you okay?

358
00:19:24.690 --> 00:19:27.500
Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.

359
00:19:27.570 --> 00:19:28.901
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.

360
00:19:29.010 --> 00:19:30.421
Did you guys see a phone?

361
00:19:30.490 --> 00:19:32.936
- Did it have a case?
- No.

362
00:19:34.010 --> 00:19:35.899
Caseless. I haven't seen it.

363
00:19:35.970 --> 00:19:38.416
I'm sorry, this is Josh.

364
00:19:38.490 --> 00:19:40.094
- Oh, hi, Josh.
- Oh, yeah, I'm Josh.

365
00:19:40.170 --> 00:19:41.331
- I'm Jodi. Hi.
- Hey, Jodi.

366
00:19:41.410 --> 00:19:43.094
- I'm Ari.
- Hi, Ari.

367
00:19:43.170 --> 00:19:44.217
How's it going?

368
00:19:44.290 --> 00:19:45.257
Oh, do you want me to hold that for you?

369
00:19:45.330 --> 00:19:46.456
Yes, please. Yes, please.

370
00:19:46.570 --> 00:19:48.254
- Can I hold it in my lungs?
- Yes, please.

371
00:19:48.330 --> 00:19:50.731
You are cold.

372
00:19:50.810 --> 00:19:52.653
- You need a...
- How can you tell?

373
00:19:52.730 --> 00:19:54.220
Maybe...

374
00:19:56.690 --> 00:19:59.011
- I'm gonna give you my sweater.
- Oh, well, thank you.

375
00:19:59.090 --> 00:20:01.900
- You're such a gentleman.
- Oh, here.

376
00:20:01.970 --> 00:20:03.301
- Have two.
- Thank you. No, I don't need it.

377
00:20:03.370 --> 00:20:04.974
- No, have two.
- Don't please.

378
00:20:05.090 --> 00:20:07.696
Look what's happening. Double the warmth.

379
00:20:07.770 --> 00:20:10.376
Double gentleman attack!

380
00:20:10.450 --> 00:20:12.373
- What?
- I'm sorry.

381
00:20:12.450 --> 00:20:14.452
Are you guys murderers or what?

382
00:20:14.530 --> 00:20:16.737
No, not at all. We are not murderers.

383
00:20:16.850 --> 00:20:18.978
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here in Ojai?

384
00:20:19.050 --> 00:20:20.734
Yeah, what brings you here? Are you local?

385
00:20:20.810 --> 00:20:23.017
I'm here for, like, a big
birthday vacation weekend.

386
00:20:23.090 --> 00:20:25.661
- I'm turning 30.
- Wow, awesome!

387
00:20:25.730 --> 00:20:27.619
- You're with friends?
- Yeah.

388
00:20:27.690 --> 00:20:29.294
- Okay, cool.
- They're not cool right now.

389
00:20:29.370 --> 00:20:31.372
They're real... they're real shitty.

390
00:20:31.490 --> 00:20:35.461
Well, we're having sort of a weird...
not weird, but, like, a party thing.

391
00:20:35.530 --> 00:20:36.861
Nothing like a weird party thing.

392
00:20:36.930 --> 00:20:38.978
I think all party things
are kind of weird.

393
00:20:39.050 --> 00:20:40.017
- Hello.
- Well, hello.

394
00:20:40.090 --> 00:20:41.455
- Hey, this is...
- Hi.

395
00:20:41.530 --> 00:20:43.498
Did someone say "weird party thing"?

396
00:20:43.570 --> 00:20:46.016
Hello, my name is Adam.

397
00:20:46.130 --> 00:20:48.701
My name is Jodi.

398
00:20:48.770 --> 00:20:50.135
We are all robots.

399
00:20:50.210 --> 00:20:55.250
Well, I'm single now, so, you know, um...

400
00:20:55.330 --> 00:20:57.617
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Adam, really?

401
00:20:57.690 --> 00:20:59.613
- What?
- Are you okay?

402
00:20:59.690 --> 00:21:01.852
Well, I got a couple bars,
so I made a phone call.

403
00:21:01.930 --> 00:21:04.297
I'm sorry to drag you into my business.

404
00:21:04.370 --> 00:21:05.576
No, I actually am into it.

405
00:21:05.730 --> 00:21:06.970
Yeah, 10 years of my life
just went down the shitter.

406
00:21:07.050 --> 00:21:09.018
- We talked about this.
- No, man.

407
00:21:09.090 --> 00:21:10.455
- We talked about that.
- Yeah, but everything's changed now.

408
00:21:10.570 --> 00:21:12.095
It's all different. It sucks now.

409
00:21:12.170 --> 00:21:15.333
- Everything's worse.
- So you and Marissa, no?

410
00:21:15.450 --> 00:21:17.657
Yeah, no, no go.
You know, 10 years right in the shitter.

411
00:21:17.730 --> 00:21:19.573
It's fine, but, hey, on the other hand,

412
00:21:19.650 --> 00:21:23.052
Eric has found some casino near here
that he says is the best in the area.

413
00:21:23.130 --> 00:21:24.461
Well, that sounds fun.
I would go to a casino.

414
00:21:24.530 --> 00:21:25.611
There's a casino here?

415
00:21:25.730 --> 00:21:27.573
Didn't expect you guys
to actually be so excited about that.

416
00:21:27.650 --> 00:21:29.334
You look so cold and stupid, both of you.

417
00:21:29.410 --> 00:21:31.697
Do they look like murderers, though?

418
00:21:31.770 --> 00:21:33.818
- Yeah.
- Here, I don't need this.

419
00:21:33.890 --> 00:21:36.018
Thank you very much.
I don't need both, yeah.

420
00:21:36.090 --> 00:21:37.899
Total enthusiasm for Eric's casino idea?

421
00:21:37.970 --> 00:21:40.018
No one just kind of thought
we were gonna go home after this

422
00:21:40.090 --> 00:21:42.536
and, you know, have bedtime and...

423
00:21:42.610 --> 00:21:45.011
- Have bedtime?
- Hey, Adam, is this...

424
00:21:45.090 --> 00:21:47.218
Well, what do you call it
when it's time to go to bed?

425
00:21:47.290 --> 00:21:50.373
- The time I go to bed.
- Are you okay?

426
00:21:50.450 --> 00:21:53.056
Yeah, I mean, you know,
of course not, but...

427
00:21:53.130 --> 00:21:54.700
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

428
00:21:54.770 --> 00:21:57.057
I didn't mean to come out here
and just blurt, I mean...

429
00:21:57.130 --> 00:21:58.859
- No, no, that's big. That's huge.
- I just got off the phone.

430
00:21:58.930 --> 00:22:00.659
And looked over and I saw

431
00:22:00.770 --> 00:22:02.579
Eric and what's-his-name
and you guys over here,

432
00:22:02.650 --> 00:22:05.540
and I just kind of felt like
I had to say something to somebody,

433
00:22:05.610 --> 00:22:07.214
but I shouldn't have. I...

434
00:22:07.290 --> 00:22:09.941
Well, look, if you need
to talk about it, you can.

435
00:22:12.770 --> 00:22:14.374
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- Are you sure?

436
00:22:14.450 --> 00:22:15.895
- Yes.
- I could go like that.

437
00:22:16.010 --> 00:22:18.058
That does feel warmer, but I'm actually...

438
00:22:18.130 --> 00:22:19.655
And your arms are weirdly heavy.

439
00:22:19.730 --> 00:22:22.654
I'm a big, thick kind of oxey Jew.

440
00:22:22.730 --> 00:22:25.336
You kind of are.
You look like someone's cousin

441
00:22:25.410 --> 00:22:28.778
or, like, a boy from camp
who was, like, my crush.

442
00:22:28.850 --> 00:22:30.136
Oh, what camp did you go to?

443
00:22:30.210 --> 00:22:31.496
- Really?
- Yeah.

444
00:22:31.610 --> 00:22:33.419
Well, 'cause I went to camp
back East, so I...

445
00:22:33.530 --> 00:22:35.339
- Me, too.
- Where?

446
00:22:35.410 --> 00:22:37.811
- Blue Star.
- Shut up.

447
00:22:37.890 --> 00:22:39.415
I went to Blue Star.

448
00:22:39.490 --> 00:22:41.811
- You shut up now.
- No, you shut up now.

449
00:22:41.890 --> 00:22:44.097
- Prove it.
- Blue Star where the Jews are.

450
00:22:45.090 --> 00:22:46.251
Yeah.

451
00:22:48.090 --> 00:22:50.377
- Hey!
- Oh, damn it!

452
00:22:50.450 --> 00:22:52.100
Oh, snaps.

453
00:22:52.170 --> 00:22:54.571
Guys, we're gonna go to the casino.
Do you wanna come?

454
00:22:54.650 --> 00:22:56.015
- Me?
- Yeah, you should come.

455
00:22:56.090 --> 00:22:57.979
- Yeah, we need a Lady Luck.
- The more the merrier.

456
00:22:58.050 --> 00:23:00.178
I'll be your Lady Luck.

457
00:23:00.290 --> 00:23:02.372
But I really wanna find my phone.

458
00:23:02.490 --> 00:23:04.458
And I'm actually kind of feeling like
I left it in my house.

459
00:23:04.530 --> 00:23:06.612
Like, I did not even
bring it here to begin with

460
00:23:06.730 --> 00:23:08.459
'cause I'm chill and I wanna unplug.

461
00:23:08.530 --> 00:23:10.851
Yeah, of course. Get out of the Matrix.

462
00:23:10.930 --> 00:23:14.059
Do you think you would walk me down
just to see if it's there?

463
00:23:14.170 --> 00:23:15.376
I don't actually wanna get murdered.

464
00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:17.100
Yeah, well, I would love to,

465
00:23:17.170 --> 00:23:20.652
but Joshy's actually,
um, like, used to come up here as a kid.

466
00:23:20.730 --> 00:23:21.936
- He knows the area pretty well.
- We'll go to the casino.

467
00:23:22.010 --> 00:23:24.217
You come meet us later, right?

468
00:23:24.330 --> 00:23:27.095
- You, too.
- No, I will gladly walk you home.

469
00:23:29.410 --> 00:23:30.650
Did you ever hear about

470
00:23:30.730 --> 00:23:34.257
when there was a pyramid of tampons
that got set on fire

471
00:23:34.330 --> 00:23:36.412
and then pushed down
into the middle of the lake?

472
00:23:36.490 --> 00:23:37.855
Shut up. That was you?

473
00:23:37.970 --> 00:23:39.813
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

474
00:23:39.930 --> 00:23:41.898
That thing, like,
almost burned down a couple of boats.

475
00:23:41.970 --> 00:23:45.611
And it stunk
because it was like a chemical fire!

476
00:23:45.690 --> 00:23:48.341
Like, what are the odds
that you as a child

477
00:23:48.410 --> 00:23:50.139
saw the same things that I saw as a child?

478
00:23:50.210 --> 00:23:52.736
Actual same summers?

479
00:23:52.810 --> 00:23:54.778
No, it's crazy. Similar summers.

480
00:23:54.850 --> 00:23:57.660
- Yeah. Same lake.
- Similar summers.

481
00:23:57.730 --> 00:24:01.860
Tonie, Tonie, Tonie

482
00:24:01.930 --> 00:24:04.774
T-O-N-I-E, why do you spell it
like that, baby?

483
00:24:04.850 --> 00:24:05.897
Tonie!

484
00:24:05.970 --> 00:24:07.893
Tonie, positive vibes, positive energy.

485
00:24:07.970 --> 00:24:10.701
- I should be careful.
- Adam, look at this.

486
00:24:10.770 --> 00:24:12.101
You got exactly what you wanted.

487
00:24:12.210 --> 00:24:13.780
We're all sitting around
playing a game together.

488
00:24:13.850 --> 00:24:15.852
I wanted to play, like, a co-op game

489
00:24:15.930 --> 00:24:18.217
that we could all sort of
just work together as friends.

490
00:24:18.290 --> 00:24:19.735
But we are playing together.

491
00:24:19.810 --> 00:24:23.371
We're all cooperating together
against Tonie here.

492
00:24:23.450 --> 00:24:24.861
It just kind of feels to me like...

493
00:24:24.930 --> 00:24:26.500
like a little bit of
a monkey's paw at this point.

494
00:24:26.570 --> 00:24:28.334
What does that mean, monkey's paw?

495
00:24:28.410 --> 00:24:31.300
Well, like, I wished we were all
playing a game, and now I got my wish,

496
00:24:31.370 --> 00:24:34.101
but it's like the saddest,
weirdest, worst version of that

497
00:24:34.210 --> 00:24:36.178
because I'm just losing money
and I'm stressed out.

498
00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:38.730
So it's like if you went
to a monkey seller

499
00:24:38.810 --> 00:24:40.812
and you said, "Hey, give me a monkey,"

500
00:24:40.930 --> 00:24:42.773
and then he just gave you the hand?

501
00:24:42.850 --> 00:24:44.978
No, I mean, I think
you're thinking of it too literally.

502
00:24:45.050 --> 00:24:47.018
- The hand is cursed.
- Like a leprechaun.

503
00:24:47.090 --> 00:24:49.536
You know, you get them,
and then they fucking...

504
00:24:49.610 --> 00:24:51.180
- they're kind of shady.
- I thought they were shady

505
00:24:51.290 --> 00:24:52.655
before you caught 'em,
but once you caught 'em,

506
00:24:52.730 --> 00:24:53.697
they were, like, your slave.

507
00:24:53.770 --> 00:24:56.171
Well, ta-da.

508
00:24:56.250 --> 00:24:59.094
This is actually... this is amazing.

509
00:24:59.170 --> 00:25:01.252
- Yeah.
- You should see the place I'm staying.

510
00:25:01.330 --> 00:25:04.379
It's like a... a turquoise dealership.

511
00:25:05.490 --> 00:25:07.413
It's like a kidnapper shack.

512
00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:08.980
Yeah, oh, very much so.

513
00:25:09.050 --> 00:25:12.975
Yeah, I'm imagining like the sock
that a teenage boy uses to, like,

514
00:25:13.050 --> 00:25:15.098
- jerk into made into, somehow, a house.
- Jerk off into?

515
00:25:15.170 --> 00:25:17.980
That is pretty... pretty accurate.

516
00:25:19.690 --> 00:25:24.776
Thanks for the, um, walk back here.

517
00:25:24.850 --> 00:25:26.932
It was very nice.

518
00:25:27.010 --> 00:25:29.012
No, thank you. It was, um,

519
00:25:29.090 --> 00:25:32.811
so weird to meet someone from Blue Star.

520
00:25:32.890 --> 00:25:34.096
- I know.
- It's so crazy.

521
00:25:34.210 --> 00:25:37.419
Yeah. You know me.

522
00:25:37.490 --> 00:25:40.539
I'm gonna go inside,
but I'll give you this.

523
00:25:40.610 --> 00:25:42.851
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm not a thief

524
00:25:42.930 --> 00:25:45.456
even though I probably seem
really rough and tough,

525
00:25:45.530 --> 00:25:48.010
I'm not a thief
and I'm not gonna steal your sweater.

526
00:25:58.650 --> 00:26:01.699
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.

527
00:26:01.770 --> 00:26:03.693
- Thank you.
- Yeah. No, thank you.

528
00:26:07.010 --> 00:26:08.899
Are you waiting there for me to get in?

529
00:26:08.970 --> 00:26:10.734
Hmm? Yeah, I don't wanna
leave till you get in.

530
00:26:10.810 --> 00:26:12.494
That's so nice.

531
00:26:12.570 --> 00:26:13.981
That's what you do.

532
00:26:18.530 --> 00:26:19.611
I...

533
00:26:19.690 --> 00:26:23.137
I don't have a key.

534
00:26:23.210 --> 00:26:25.736
Sorry, I forgot.

535
00:26:25.810 --> 00:26:28.654
I smoked your weed, my fault.

536
00:26:28.730 --> 00:26:30.141
- Okay.
- I didn't think about

537
00:26:30.210 --> 00:26:31.291
- whether or not I had a key.
- Okay.

538
00:26:31.370 --> 00:26:32.701
And I feel really embarrassed.

539
00:26:32.810 --> 00:26:35.051
Like, oh, some girl I met in a bar.

540
00:26:35.130 --> 00:26:37.258
- Come on, let's go back to the bar.
- But I don't have my phone,

541
00:26:37.330 --> 00:26:39.492
- and I don't have my purse.
- We're gonna go back to the bar.

542
00:26:39.570 --> 00:26:41.254
There's a lot of things to be embarrassed.

543
00:26:44.050 --> 00:26:46.735
Drums into space...

544
00:26:46.810 --> 00:26:51.452
Dude, this guy used to fucking go
to the parking lots at Dead show...

545
00:26:51.530 --> 00:26:54.136
- I fucking did, man.
- ...and fucking run drum circles.

546
00:26:54.210 --> 00:26:55.860
Dude, I ran drum circles.

547
00:26:55.930 --> 00:26:58.297
I sold acid for, like, five minutes,

548
00:26:58.370 --> 00:26:59.974
and then I got freaked out and I stopped.

549
00:27:00.050 --> 00:27:02.860
I saw the last Grateful Dead show.

550
00:27:02.930 --> 00:27:05.774
I saw the last one they did
at the Meadowlands.

551
00:27:05.850 --> 00:27:08.330
You were not at the last show.
I was at the last show.

552
00:27:08.410 --> 00:27:10.458
Don't try and hitch onto my thing, okay?

553
00:27:10.530 --> 00:27:12.339
- That's not cool.
- Joshua?

554
00:27:12.410 --> 00:27:14.890
Joshua, you seem kind of
down and gloomy doomy.

555
00:27:14.970 --> 00:27:16.654
- No, no.
- Are you sure?

556
00:27:16.770 --> 00:27:19.137
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 'Cause I got the solution.

557
00:27:19.210 --> 00:27:21.338
And it's more cow bell.

558
00:27:21.970 --> 00:27:23.574
- What did you do?
- It's called dramarama,

559
00:27:23.650 --> 00:27:25.254
but ours is fake and it was, like...

560
00:27:25.330 --> 00:27:29.051
it was the first day
of my period and I had a heavy flow.

561
00:27:29.130 --> 00:27:31.292
And I put my pad in the trash
at my friend's house,

562
00:27:31.410 --> 00:27:34.459
but then her French poodle
took the pad out of the trash

563
00:27:34.530 --> 00:27:38.774
and her hot brother saw that, like,
my pussy bleeds or whatever.

564
00:27:38.850 --> 00:27:41.296
- And it was just, like...
- It was like Penthouse letters

565
00:27:41.370 --> 00:27:44.101
- for chicks who get their period.
- What's Penthouse letters?

566
00:27:44.170 --> 00:27:46.571
Oh, my God.

567
00:27:46.650 --> 00:27:48.254
Hello?

568
00:27:49.490 --> 00:27:52.096
It's super Twin Peaksy,

569
00:27:52.170 --> 00:27:56.653
and I fucking hope
my shitty friends took my purse.

570
00:27:56.770 --> 00:27:59.740
Well, I don't know what you're doing now,

571
00:27:59.810 --> 00:28:01.414
But you can come hang out
with my shitty friends.

572
00:28:01.490 --> 00:28:03.857
Yeah, I'll hang out
with your shitty friends.

573
00:28:03.930 --> 00:28:05.739
- Like, do they suck?
- Oh, yeah, they suck so bad.

574
00:28:05.810 --> 00:28:07.653
- Cool.
- Yeah, you will hate them.

575
00:28:07.770 --> 00:28:09.772
And they're all going through
some real hardcore emotional shit.

576
00:28:09.850 --> 00:28:11.375
- Oh. [Chuckles]
- So it'll be a good hang.

577
00:28:11.490 --> 00:28:13.060
How could I resist?

578
00:28:13.130 --> 00:28:16.452
You have been convicted of the crime

579
00:28:16.530 --> 00:28:19.739
of stealing a loaf of bread!

580
00:28:19.810 --> 00:28:21.096
No, no, please!

581
00:28:21.210 --> 00:28:23.975
You've already burned down
my jewelry store!

582
00:28:26.450 --> 00:28:29.340
Oh, God! Holy shit!

583
00:28:29.450 --> 00:28:31.851
Ow! God, that hurt!

584
00:28:33.090 --> 00:28:34.330
Oh, but it was so good. It was so funny.

585
00:28:34.450 --> 00:28:36.930
Hey, it's the girl from the bar!

586
00:28:37.010 --> 00:28:38.455
- Hey!
- Jodi.

587
00:28:38.530 --> 00:28:39.941
- Hi.
- Hi, Jodi. I'm Eric.

588
00:28:40.010 --> 00:28:41.774
- Jodi?
- Hey.

589
00:28:41.850 --> 00:28:43.500
- Do you spell it J-O-D-I?
- You okay?

590
00:28:43.570 --> 00:28:46.141
Here. For that, let me kiss you

591
00:28:46.210 --> 00:28:48.975
- like the Europeans say hello.
- Okay, okay.

592
00:28:49.050 --> 00:28:51.621
- No, I'm just gonna say hello...
- You are saying hello.

593
00:28:51.690 --> 00:28:53.692
- You are saying hello, all right?
- Oh, okay.

594
00:28:53.770 --> 00:28:55.898
- Hi, hi.
- I get it, I get it, okay.

595
00:28:55.970 --> 00:28:57.938
- You wanna smoke weed? It's right here.
- Yes, thank you.

596
00:28:58.010 --> 00:29:00.456
Very unsettling.
He's pointing a gun at me.

597
00:29:00.530 --> 00:29:02.259
- I don't want that.
- It's a BB gun!

598
00:29:02.330 --> 00:29:04.697
Oh, same thing. It's always weird.

599
00:29:04.770 --> 00:29:06.898
Josh, we have some guests now.

600
00:29:06.970 --> 00:29:09.291
You still seem a little boo-boo-boo-boo.

601
00:29:09.370 --> 00:29:11.737
- I'm fine.
- Here, can I make a suggestion?

602
00:29:11.810 --> 00:29:14.131
Oh, well, how are we
stepping it up, kemosabe?

603
00:29:14.210 --> 00:29:16.019
The G-rock over here is gonna shoot me...

604
00:29:16.090 --> 00:29:19.173
- In the dick!
- Oh, yes!

605
00:29:19.250 --> 00:29:21.617
Yes, he's gonna shoot me in the dick hole.

606
00:29:21.730 --> 00:29:23.175
I'm gonna hold the cup on top of my head,

607
00:29:23.250 --> 00:29:25.139
but then he's gotta shoot me

608
00:29:25.210 --> 00:29:28.214
- straight in my dinger.
- Okay, all right!

609
00:29:28.290 --> 00:29:29.416
You really want me to do that?

610
00:29:29.570 --> 00:29:31.334
And if... if the cup falls,

611
00:29:31.410 --> 00:29:33.458
then he gets to shoot me
in my bonanza hole.

612
00:29:34.570 --> 00:29:36.220
The bonanza hole?

613
00:29:36.290 --> 00:29:38.258
You know what I think
a butt hole looks like?

614
00:29:38.370 --> 00:29:40.657
Is it just... I think it looks like
a chimp victim's eye.

615
00:29:40.730 --> 00:29:44.621
Joshua, could I have a little Harry
Carey play-by-play commentary, please?

616
00:29:44.690 --> 00:29:46.101
Oh, perfect. That's great, that's great.

617
00:29:46.250 --> 00:29:51.051
Well, I was just thinking
a year ago, we were all here...

618
00:29:51.130 --> 00:29:54.259
...here with our ladies.

619
00:29:54.330 --> 00:29:58.494
You know, uh, Marissa and Shauna and...

620
00:30:00.250 --> 00:30:01.536
...Rachel.

621
00:30:03.770 --> 00:30:08.253
It's interesting that, I don't know.
I was just thinking about that.

622
00:30:09.450 --> 00:30:11.498
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm sorry.

623
00:30:11.610 --> 00:30:13.772
Josh, Josh, Josh, look at me.

624
00:30:13.850 --> 00:30:15.500
It's not okay.

625
00:30:16.970 --> 00:30:19.132
It's not okay to be sad!

626
00:30:19.210 --> 00:30:20.780
You understand?

627
00:30:20.850 --> 00:30:24.138
You are meant to be happy.
That is who you are.

628
00:30:24.250 --> 00:30:27.220
This sad person, that is something

629
00:30:27.290 --> 00:30:29.861
that you think that you are,
but you're not that!

630
00:30:29.930 --> 00:30:34.572
If you were meant to be sad,
being sad would feel good.

631
00:30:34.650 --> 00:30:37.176
But it doesn't, does it? What feels good?

632
00:30:37.250 --> 00:30:38.775
Being happy!

633
00:30:38.890 --> 00:30:42.337
And you should feel good, so be happy!

634
00:30:42.410 --> 00:30:44.219
Be who you are.

635
00:30:46.770 --> 00:30:48.772
- Sorry. I...
- No, no, no, no.

636
00:30:48.850 --> 00:30:50.215
- I didn't mean to...
- No, no, no.

637
00:30:50.290 --> 00:30:54.659
Look, you're not allowed to apologize

638
00:30:54.730 --> 00:30:57.097
the rest of the time that I'm here.

639
00:31:01.490 --> 00:31:03.652
Thank you for that, Greg.

640
00:31:03.730 --> 00:31:05.061
Yes, Greg! Good pep talk!

641
00:31:05.130 --> 00:31:08.020
How about, Joshua,
that we create some new memories?

642
00:31:08.090 --> 00:31:09.455
- What do you mean?
- Joshua,

643
00:31:09.530 --> 00:31:11.498
I'm about to get shot
in my dick hole for you.

644
00:31:11.570 --> 00:31:13.652
So please just give me
a little commentary.

645
00:31:13.730 --> 00:31:16.415
- Do Harry Carey.
- Greg,

646
00:31:16.490 --> 00:31:20.211
now lining up his... his rifle.

647
00:31:20.290 --> 00:31:23.851
He's got it lined up
to shoot Eric in the penis.

648
00:31:23.930 --> 00:31:26.137
If the red cup falls,

649
00:31:26.210 --> 00:31:29.100
Eric's gotta get shot in the bonanza hole.

650
00:31:30.050 --> 00:31:33.497
Right where the chimp victim's eye is.

651
00:31:33.610 --> 00:31:35.977
That's beautiful! Oh, my God!

652
00:31:42.210 --> 00:31:46.340
Oh, my God! It didn't go in my D-hole,
but it clipped my yam sack!

653
00:31:46.410 --> 00:31:47.741
Oh, my God, you clipped his sack!

654
00:31:47.810 --> 00:31:49.494
A fucking bet is a bet.

655
00:31:49.570 --> 00:31:51.174
The cup fell,

656
00:31:51.250 --> 00:31:52.775
So it looks like
you're gonna be shooting me

657
00:31:52.850 --> 00:31:56.138
- right in my fucking bonanza.
- No, no, no!

658
00:31:56.210 --> 00:31:58.019
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

659
00:31:58.090 --> 00:32:00.491
- Rules are rules.
- You know, maybe...

660
00:32:00.570 --> 00:32:03.540
I mean, do you
really wanna be shot in the bonanza?

661
00:32:03.610 --> 00:32:06.580
Maybe we could do something
that everyone is involved with.

662
00:32:06.650 --> 00:32:08.459
Like, you know,
with six of us, we could just get

663
00:32:08.530 --> 00:32:10.498
a short campaign going
of Mecha Dungeon Crawl.

664
00:32:10.570 --> 00:32:14.939
Mecca? Mecca Dungeon Cr...
like, this is Islamic?

665
00:32:15.010 --> 00:32:18.617
- No, it's, like, mechanical.
- It's a very complicated board game.

666
00:32:18.690 --> 00:32:19.737
We could just play through it quickly

667
00:32:19.810 --> 00:32:21.653
and with so many people,
it would go pretty fast.

668
00:32:21.730 --> 00:32:22.891
I think that it's bad for me

669
00:32:23.010 --> 00:32:24.853
to play a game that's
very complicated right now

670
00:32:24.930 --> 00:32:27.740
because I smoked tons of...
ripped so much.

671
00:32:27.810 --> 00:32:30.814
I had a bong and I feel like
it's not my preference to play a game.

672
00:32:30.890 --> 00:32:34.531
And I'm not gonna be able
to get there with you.

673
00:32:34.610 --> 00:32:36.772
We could play the very,
very complicated game

674
00:32:36.850 --> 00:32:38.614
that could last six to seven hours

675
00:32:38.690 --> 00:32:41.660
with a couple of strangers
who are all fucked up on pot,

676
00:32:41.730 --> 00:32:45.098
or we could go into the hot tub.

677
00:32:45.170 --> 00:32:46.410
I'll go in the hot tub!

678
00:32:46.490 --> 00:32:48.413
The lady wants the hot tub.

679
00:32:48.490 --> 00:32:50.015
- Hot tub.
- The gentleman wants a hot tub.

680
00:32:50.090 --> 00:32:52.457
- Joshy?
- Yeah, well...

681
00:32:52.530 --> 00:32:54.897
Great. Hot tub time.
Here, I'll just take this from you.

682
00:32:54.970 --> 00:32:56.859
Yeah, take it. I don't want it.

683
00:32:56.930 --> 00:32:59.900
- All right, man.
- We're ready for bubbles.

684
00:32:59.970 --> 00:33:02.576
- Oh! Okay.
- Gee, man.

685
00:33:02.650 --> 00:33:03.651
Oh, my God.

686
00:33:03.730 --> 00:33:04.891
There's a slight problem with the hot tub.

687
00:33:04.970 --> 00:33:06.813
It is not currently hot.

688
00:33:06.890 --> 00:33:09.370
- Oh.
- There's steam coming out of it.

689
00:33:09.450 --> 00:33:11.418
Well, that's just because
the water is warmer than the air.

690
00:33:11.490 --> 00:33:13.572
All right, well,
let's fucking party inside.

691
00:33:13.650 --> 00:33:16.972
Not so fast. Got a satellite view
of the entire neighborhood here.

692
00:33:17.090 --> 00:33:18.933
Found the appropriate neighbors' hot tubs,

693
00:33:19.050 --> 00:33:21.656
and I think I found our spot right here.

694
00:33:21.730 --> 00:33:23.459
Are you talking about to sneak in?

695
00:33:23.530 --> 00:33:24.941
Yes, we're gonna do a little sneaking.

696
00:33:25.010 --> 00:33:26.739
And we're gonna do a little dip,

697
00:33:26.850 --> 00:33:28.614
- then we'll do a little dash.
- And it's perfect too.

698
00:33:28.690 --> 00:33:30.499
It's perfect 'cause
there's none of those security stickers

699
00:33:30.570 --> 00:33:33.494
on any of the gates, so we'll get in fine.

700
00:33:33.570 --> 00:33:35.698
- Oh, ho!
- I say let's do it, man.

701
00:33:35.770 --> 00:33:38.011
Ojai is communal hot tubs.
My hot tub is your hot tub.

702
00:33:39.450 --> 00:33:41.100
To the hot tub!

703
00:33:41.170 --> 00:33:43.935
Oh, okay, we're going right now.

704
00:34:09.690 --> 00:34:12.534
- Adam, don't you wanna come in?
- No, it's not my thing.

705
00:34:12.610 --> 00:34:14.499
You just snuck in to sit here?

706
00:34:14.570 --> 00:34:16.732
Yeah, well,
I wanna be around people to hang out.

707
00:34:16.810 --> 00:34:18.812
But, you know, I'll let them have
their fun. It's not really for me.

708
00:34:18.890 --> 00:34:20.255
I'm sorry I didn't wanna do your game.

709
00:34:20.330 --> 00:34:22.298
That's fine.
You know, no one wants to do it,

710
00:34:22.370 --> 00:34:24.020
so, it's, you know,
you're just part of the gang.

711
00:34:24.090 --> 00:34:26.775
Yeah, well, I know I'm a stranger

712
00:34:26.850 --> 00:34:29.251
who's, like, on drugs and drunk
and doesn't have any pants on,

713
00:34:29.370 --> 00:34:31.532
but I'm wishing you the best.

714
00:34:31.610 --> 00:34:33.180
- I hope you're okay.
- I guess you're the first

715
00:34:33.290 --> 00:34:35.258
of many new
pantsless women I will soon meet.

716
00:34:35.330 --> 00:34:38.413
- Hey, Jodi?
- Sure. Yeah.

717
00:34:38.490 --> 00:34:40.333
- No, it's okay. I know you wanna go in.
- I'm sorry.

718
00:34:40.410 --> 00:34:43.619
You know, I do have,
like, some okay friends.

719
00:34:43.690 --> 00:34:46.739
I have a friend that I could introduce
you to tomorrow if you're interested.

720
00:34:46.810 --> 00:34:48.778
She's nice and fun.

721
00:34:48.890 --> 00:34:50.699
She's not that nice, but she's pretty fun.

722
00:34:50.770 --> 00:34:54.013
Yeah? Does she like desperate,
broken men with nothing to offer?

723
00:34:54.090 --> 00:34:56.092
Most American women
like that kind of thing.

724
00:34:56.170 --> 00:34:58.059
- Welcome to the hot tub.
- Oh!

725
00:34:58.170 --> 00:35:00.252
Welcome to the hot tub, Jodi!

726
00:35:00.330 --> 00:35:04.460
Jodi's in the tub

727
00:35:04.570 --> 00:35:06.220
Jodi's in the hot tub...

728
00:35:08.050 --> 00:35:10.212
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys hear that?

729
00:35:10.290 --> 00:35:11.940
What? Oh, it's probably the Fondas.

730
00:35:12.010 --> 00:35:13.421
They wanna join us in the tub.

731
00:35:13.490 --> 00:35:14.980
- Hey, Jodi?
- What?

732
00:35:15.050 --> 00:35:17.417
Do you have any words about
joining the Greater Tub Community?

733
00:35:17.490 --> 00:35:20.733
Cool, fun, new, a surprise.

734
00:35:20.810 --> 00:35:22.619
Tonight, the evening.

735
00:35:22.690 --> 00:35:25.091
I love it, strangers, scared.

736
00:35:25.170 --> 00:35:29.255
- I'm really happy.
- Yay, with friends!

737
00:35:29.330 --> 00:35:32.061
Adam, let's play
your board game in the hot tub.

738
00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:33.495
Well, that's obviously impossible.

739
00:35:33.570 --> 00:35:35.174
Hey, Adam, come in here, man.

740
00:35:35.250 --> 00:35:38.538
- Adam.
- Adam, come on, buddy.

741
00:35:38.610 --> 00:35:39.691
- He doesn't want to.
- Ari? Ari?

742
00:35:39.770 --> 00:35:41.898
Yeah?

743
00:35:41.970 --> 00:35:45.338
My sister's beautiful,
and she's a dental hygienist,

744
00:35:45.410 --> 00:35:47.094
so she has her own money.

745
00:35:47.170 --> 00:35:49.537
That's great.

746
00:35:49.610 --> 00:35:51.419
Wait, why did you say that?

747
00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:55.941
You guys heard that, right?

748
00:35:56.010 --> 00:35:58.251
Did you guys...
am I the only one who heard that?

749
00:35:58.330 --> 00:35:59.741
- I did hear that.
- It's probably, like, the fucking...

750
00:35:59.810 --> 00:36:01.938
- What the fuck is that?
- Like a dog or whatever.

751
00:36:02.010 --> 00:36:04.251
There is a fucking
murderer in that bush, man.

752
00:36:04.330 --> 00:36:05.695
- It's not a murderer.
- Hey.

753
00:36:05.770 --> 00:36:06.851
It's Billy Baldwin.

754
00:36:06.930 --> 00:36:08.614
It's fucking Laura Dern's chocolate lab

755
00:36:08.690 --> 00:36:10.101
- sneaking around.
- Hey.

756
00:36:10.170 --> 00:36:11.979
No, dude, I'm serious, man.
I'm fucking serious.

757
00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:14.098
- What?
- I'm out of... I'm getting out.

758
00:36:14.170 --> 00:36:16.571
- If it's a fucking...
- All right, guys. Joshua's weekend.

759
00:36:16.650 --> 00:36:19.540
- Hey, Ari, Ari?
- Whoa, we gotta go with Joshua.

760
00:36:19.610 --> 00:36:21.100
- We need to talk later.
- Yeah.

761
00:36:24.050 --> 00:36:26.212
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, no, no, no.

762
00:36:26.290 --> 00:36:28.611
I don't need to be up all night talking...

763
00:36:28.690 --> 00:36:31.136
- talking about I don't know.
- Whatever, no, no, no.

764
00:36:31.210 --> 00:36:33.577
I just met a bunch of strangers

765
00:36:33.650 --> 00:36:35.061
and I talk their ear off
all night and, uh...

766
00:36:36.170 --> 00:36:37.410
- and then I just...
- But I totally understand

767
00:36:37.490 --> 00:36:39.652
what you were saying before
about backpack style hip-hop.

768
00:36:39.730 --> 00:36:40.970
I think that that is a distinction

769
00:36:41.050 --> 00:36:42.654
of a kind of hip-hop
that does not get mentioned that much.

770
00:36:42.730 --> 00:36:44.573
'Cause you're, like, Talib Kweli,

771
00:36:44.650 --> 00:36:46.891
Black Star,
Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul.

772
00:36:46.970 --> 00:36:50.816
I really think that hip-hop's, like,
a very important part of our culture.

773
00:36:50.890 --> 00:36:53.575
- Yes, agree 100 percent.
- But haven't you both also,

774
00:36:53.650 --> 00:36:55.937
like, been to Tanglewood
to see James Taylor?

775
00:36:56.010 --> 00:36:57.535
Yes, a hundred times.

776
00:37:12.250 --> 00:37:15.538
- Whoa, that's funky!
- You know what's the funkiest?

777
00:37:15.610 --> 00:37:19.092
This is the funkiest guy we know!

778
00:37:19.170 --> 00:37:21.332
Dude, dude, dude. Blow that in my mouth.

779
00:37:22.570 --> 00:37:24.254
Come on, man.

780
00:37:24.330 --> 00:37:26.059
It's really funny.

781
00:37:26.170 --> 00:37:27.740
Blow it in my mouth, man.

782
00:37:27.810 --> 00:37:29.539
- Do it, do it.
- Come on. Blow it.

783
00:37:33.090 --> 00:37:36.299
- Wow!
- Yeah! You guys are my band!

784
00:37:41.090 --> 00:37:44.412
Here's your trumpet!

785
00:37:44.490 --> 00:37:46.413
So when you think about
the basic paradoxes,

786
00:37:46.490 --> 00:37:48.333
you know, one of them,
the bootstrap paradox,

787
00:37:48.410 --> 00:37:51.220
dictates that no matter
what happens when you go back in time,

788
00:37:51.290 --> 00:37:53.099
no matter what information
you take with you,

789
00:37:53.170 --> 00:37:54.535
it's always been there.

790
00:37:54.610 --> 00:37:59.172
So if you go back, say, to yesterday
to give yourself a great stock tip,

791
00:37:59.250 --> 00:38:01.457
that means that there was
never a version of reality

792
00:38:01.530 --> 00:38:03.100
where you didn't receive that.

793
00:38:03.170 --> 00:38:05.411
- This is fucking fantastic.
- Thank you, thank you.

794
00:38:05.490 --> 00:38:07.413
- Amazing. So fucking cool.
- The other version of that...

795
00:38:07.490 --> 00:38:10.619
Thanks, man. The other version of that
is the grandfather paradox,

796
00:38:10.690 --> 00:38:13.421
which means that no matter
what happens when you go back,

797
00:38:13.490 --> 00:38:17.131
it's always a version
of what was going to happen.

798
00:38:17.210 --> 00:38:19.178
So if you go back
and your grandfather dies,

799
00:38:19.250 --> 00:38:21.378
that doesn't prevent you from being born.

800
00:38:21.450 --> 00:38:24.499
That just means that something else
is going to have to happen

801
00:38:24.570 --> 00:38:26.618
and it always did and you would find out

802
00:38:26.770 --> 00:38:28.295
that who you thought was your grandfather

803
00:38:28.410 --> 00:38:29.696
wasn't actually your grandfather.

804
00:38:29.770 --> 00:38:31.374
But what about Marty McFly?

805
00:38:31.450 --> 00:38:34.374
He goes back and he takes away
and he starts disappearing.

806
00:38:34.490 --> 00:38:35.855
What you're describing is a depiction

807
00:38:35.930 --> 00:38:38.774
of time travel in, you know,
pop culture fiction.

808
00:38:38.850 --> 00:38:40.295
What I'm talking about is science.

809
00:38:40.410 --> 00:38:42.412
Oh, you're talking about
something that's real.

810
00:38:42.490 --> 00:38:45.141
Yes, I am. Ari, you had a question?

811
00:38:45.250 --> 00:38:46.979
Adam, if time travel existed,

812
00:38:47.050 --> 00:38:48.575
don't you think that
we would know about it

813
00:38:48.650 --> 00:38:50.732
because someone would have
come back in time to make us aware?

814
00:38:50.810 --> 00:38:53.461
Excellent point. We're living in
what's called the alpha timeline.

815
00:38:53.530 --> 00:38:56.534
And we haven't yet arrived
at the momentous event

816
00:38:56.610 --> 00:38:58.772
at which everything changes as we know it.

817
00:38:58.890 --> 00:38:59.971
So...

818
00:39:01.290 --> 00:39:02.940
if that's the alpha timeline,

819
00:39:03.010 --> 00:39:05.012
are we over here now?

820
00:39:07.810 --> 00:39:13.419
Can I just quickly give a quick toast
to how fucking interesting that is?

821
00:39:13.490 --> 00:39:14.457
Yes.

822
00:39:14.570 --> 00:39:16.334
And what a fucking cool group of people

823
00:39:16.410 --> 00:39:18.094
that Joshua has put together here tonight

824
00:39:18.170 --> 00:39:20.696
for a good, solid fucking late-night hang?

825
00:39:20.770 --> 00:39:22.340
Cheers to that.

826
00:39:22.410 --> 00:39:24.458
Yeah, any... whatever you got.

827
00:39:24.530 --> 00:39:26.020
- Hey, hey, there you go.
- Totally.

828
00:39:26.090 --> 00:39:27.819
There you go.

829
00:40:27.810 --> 00:40:30.416
That's the weirdest way to wake up.

830
00:40:30.490 --> 00:40:33.937
Yeah, that's my way of saying thank you

831
00:40:34.010 --> 00:40:36.695
for letting me have a seventh-grade style,

832
00:40:36.770 --> 00:40:39.853
no Frenching, no touching sleepover.

833
00:40:40.850 --> 00:40:42.818
Yeah, dude, no worries.

834
00:40:42.890 --> 00:40:46.019
Seventh-grade sleepover style.

835
00:40:46.090 --> 00:40:50.493
I'm sorry that I, like,
totally dingleberried onto your night.

836
00:40:50.570 --> 00:40:52.459
Are you kidding? That was so fun.

837
00:40:52.530 --> 00:40:55.010
You crashed here. No big deal, dude.

838
00:40:55.130 --> 00:40:57.212
- Yeah.
- Why is your hand like that?

839
00:40:57.290 --> 00:41:00.021
- Move your hand.
- Because I didn't brush my teeth.

840
00:41:00.090 --> 00:41:01.899
Well, I don't care. Come on.

841
00:41:07.090 --> 00:41:09.696
What time do you think it is?

842
00:41:09.810 --> 00:41:11.494
Okay, yeah, you should put...

843
00:41:16.810 --> 00:41:19.211
Can... can I use your toothbrush?

844
00:41:19.290 --> 00:41:22.373
Of course. It's the white and teal one.

845
00:41:22.490 --> 00:41:25.221
It's not like the robot alien
one that Adam has.

846
00:41:25.290 --> 00:41:27.213
That guy has a dorky toothbrush?

847
00:41:27.570 --> 00:41:29.538
What a shocker.

848
00:41:30.130 --> 00:41:31.416
Hello?

849
00:41:34.930 --> 00:41:36.420
Come on in, guys.

850
00:41:36.490 --> 00:41:37.821
- I'm hungry.
- Hello?

851
00:41:37.890 --> 00:41:38.937
- You're hungry?
- Yeah.

852
00:41:39.050 --> 00:41:41.451
Josh?

853
00:41:41.530 --> 00:41:43.658
You think they're still asleep?

854
00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:46.336
This is a mess. Oh, my God.

855
00:41:46.410 --> 00:41:48.617
Hey, get him over here.
Come here, come here, come here.

856
00:41:49.730 --> 00:41:50.856
There is somebody under the coffee table.

857
00:41:50.930 --> 00:41:52.170
You're right, buddy.

858
00:41:54.850 --> 00:41:56.534
- Hey.
- Hey, I'm Eric.

859
00:41:56.650 --> 00:41:58.015
Hey, I'm Aaron.

860
00:41:58.090 --> 00:41:59.501
- Aaron, hi.
- Were you sleeping? Hey.

861
00:41:59.610 --> 00:42:01.658
Are you okay? You got...

862
00:42:01.730 --> 00:42:03.380
- And who's this guy?
- ...a little... that's my son.

863
00:42:03.490 --> 00:42:05.254
Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you.

864
00:42:05.330 --> 00:42:07.173
Hi, nice to meet you.

865
00:42:07.250 --> 00:42:09.014
Are you... did you get hurt?

866
00:42:09.090 --> 00:42:10.774
- What?
- You just have a little...

867
00:42:10.850 --> 00:42:13.330
Oh, no. It's just allergy season.

868
00:42:13.410 --> 00:42:15.856
There's like, a gun sitting here, man.

869
00:42:15.930 --> 00:42:17.170
Could you do me a huge favor, man?

870
00:42:17.250 --> 00:42:18.934
Could we just kind of
get this area picked up?

871
00:42:19.010 --> 00:42:20.011
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

872
00:42:20.130 --> 00:42:22.337
Do you guys... do you want
any of this before... I'm joking.

873
00:42:22.410 --> 00:42:24.697
- I'm all right.
- Little kids love this stuff.

874
00:42:24.770 --> 00:42:26.295
- Okay.
- Where is Josh?

875
00:42:26.370 --> 00:42:27.940
Josh?

876
00:42:28.010 --> 00:42:30.741
He's not under the table.
That's the extent of my knowledge.

877
00:42:34.050 --> 00:42:38.453
I found everybody, and I cleaned
the fucking bleed... no, just... sorry.

878
00:42:38.530 --> 00:42:39.861
Hey!

879
00:42:39.930 --> 00:42:42.536
- Cleaned up my nose.
- How's it going?

880
00:42:42.610 --> 00:42:44.578
Here they are.

881
00:42:44.650 --> 00:42:46.573
- Thanks for coming.
- Nice to see you.

882
00:42:46.650 --> 00:42:48.015
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, man.

883
00:42:48.090 --> 00:42:49.899
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

884
00:42:49.970 --> 00:42:51.574
- Yeah, thanks.
- What's up, dude?

885
00:42:51.650 --> 00:42:53.812
- What's up, man?
- Fucking lumberjack?

886
00:42:53.890 --> 00:42:55.380
Nice to see you, man.

887
00:42:55.450 --> 00:42:57.851
Thanks for inviting us.
Sorry we just rolled up now.

888
00:42:57.930 --> 00:43:00.410
Looks like we missed
a lot of the action, but...

889
00:43:00.490 --> 00:43:02.697
- Hi. I'm Jodi.
- Oh, hi.

890
00:43:02.770 --> 00:43:04.613
Hey, how's it going? I'm Anita.

891
00:43:04.690 --> 00:43:05.816
- Hi, Anita.
- Hi.

892
00:43:05.890 --> 00:43:07.813
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you, too.

893
00:43:07.930 --> 00:43:09.932
How do you g...
how do you know these guys?

894
00:43:10.010 --> 00:43:12.741
I just met Ari in the bar last night.

895
00:43:12.850 --> 00:43:14.693
In the parking lot, actually.

896
00:43:14.810 --> 00:43:16.414
Yeah, we all met. Everybody met.

897
00:43:16.490 --> 00:43:18.254
Oh, so you spent the night?

898
00:43:18.330 --> 00:43:20.492
- Yeah, yeah. I slept.
- We took her in.

899
00:43:20.570 --> 00:43:22.413
With a lot of liquor in my system.

900
00:43:22.490 --> 00:43:24.174
- Wow! That sounds like a fun time.
- Little orphan.

901
00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:25.331
Little stray.

902
00:43:25.410 --> 00:43:26.900
You guys hungry?

903
00:43:27.010 --> 00:43:29.536
Should we...
keep the breakfast train going?

904
00:43:29.610 --> 00:43:30.941
You know, I'm good.
You know what, actually,

905
00:43:31.010 --> 00:43:32.500
my friends probably think I'm dead.

906
00:43:32.570 --> 00:43:35.653
Truly, they probably think
I am like kidnapped and chopped up,

907
00:43:35.730 --> 00:43:37.892
- so I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

908
00:43:37.970 --> 00:43:40.211
But, please, do your
whole thing. I'm sorry.

909
00:43:40.290 --> 00:43:41.780
- Oh, yeah. Great to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Bye...

910
00:43:41.850 --> 00:43:43.420
- See you, Jodi.
- ...guys.

911
00:43:43.490 --> 00:43:45.538
- Bye, Jodi.
- Do you want me to drive you?

912
00:43:45.610 --> 00:43:47.738
No, I'm fine. I'm gonna walk it off.

913
00:43:47.810 --> 00:43:49.858
- It'd be good.
- Are you sure?

914
00:43:49.970 --> 00:43:51.813
- I think I should drive you home.
- No. Why?

915
00:43:51.930 --> 00:43:54.331
You're... and now you make me... I'm...

916
00:43:54.410 --> 00:43:56.697
- No, I'm not making any...
- I feel like I crashed your weekend.

917
00:43:56.810 --> 00:43:58.733
I'm, like, literally not trying to stay.

918
00:43:58.810 --> 00:44:00.778
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

919
00:44:00.850 --> 00:44:04.377
Okay. Cool life experience.

920
00:44:04.450 --> 00:44:06.657
- Yeah.
- Bye.

921
00:44:07.810 --> 00:44:10.381
- Over the course of the day...
- Here, you can wipe that on here.

922
00:44:10.490 --> 00:44:12.458
- Hey, Jude?
- What?

923
00:44:12.530 --> 00:44:15.136
You wanna know what your
Uncle Greg does for a living?

924
00:44:15.210 --> 00:44:18.737
- What?
- I make every candy in the whole world.

925
00:44:18.810 --> 00:44:20.460
No, he's not your Uncle Greg.

926
00:44:20.530 --> 00:44:24.012
If you've tasted a candy,
I made it in my kitchen.

927
00:44:24.130 --> 00:44:25.575
- No.
- Yeah.

928
00:44:25.650 --> 00:44:27.937
How you doing, Josh?
Are you talking to anybody?

929
00:44:28.050 --> 00:44:29.620
Are you seeing a therapist?

930
00:44:29.690 --> 00:44:31.852
Does Tonie count,
our dealer from last night?

931
00:44:31.970 --> 00:44:33.131
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.

932
00:44:33.210 --> 00:44:35.292
Drown everything in drugs and...

933
00:44:35.410 --> 00:44:37.572
and that's just, like, the best...

934
00:44:37.650 --> 00:44:39.459
Oh, our blackjack dealer last night.
We went to a casino.

935
00:44:39.530 --> 00:44:41.771
All I hear about is, like,
the bars you guys went to,

936
00:44:41.850 --> 00:44:44.171
casino you went to.
Like, has anyone brought this up?

937
00:44:44.250 --> 00:44:46.332
Like, are you guys discussing this at all?

938
00:44:46.410 --> 00:44:47.775
Or are you just pretending
it didn't happen?

939
00:44:47.850 --> 00:44:50.740
I totally hear you, but to me,
it feels like time and place.

940
00:44:50.810 --> 00:44:52.255
I'm here to do what Joshua wants,

941
00:44:52.330 --> 00:44:55.174
and it seems to me
like Joshua got us together

942
00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:58.413
to have a fun weekend where he can just
fucking cut loose a little bit.

943
00:44:58.490 --> 00:45:00.140
Great. Let's all go get drunk.

944
00:45:00.250 --> 00:45:04.016
Let's also not pretend
that the reason we're here

945
00:45:04.090 --> 00:45:06.536
isn't something that was
super traumatic for our buddy.

946
00:45:06.610 --> 00:45:08.658
Even if he's going through it quietly,

947
00:45:08.770 --> 00:45:11.091
even more of a reason that
it's our responsibility

948
00:45:11.170 --> 00:45:12.376
to bring it up and talk about it.

949
00:45:12.450 --> 00:45:14.418
Thanks for chatting out here.

950
00:45:14.490 --> 00:45:17.300
Yeah, what's up, man?
You like running interference in there?

951
00:45:17.370 --> 00:45:18.337
- No.
- You're, like, a party wing man

952
00:45:18.410 --> 00:45:20.697
- who can't get serious?
- What?

953
00:45:20.810 --> 00:45:23.097
- What's going on?
- No, I'm just here to have a good time

954
00:45:23.170 --> 00:45:25.218
because that's what Joshua seems
to want to have this weekend.

955
00:45:25.290 --> 00:45:27.418
Well, I think that the good time happened.

956
00:45:27.490 --> 00:45:28.491
Oh, okay.

957
00:45:28.610 --> 00:45:30.260
And I happened to meet you
under a coffee table

958
00:45:30.330 --> 00:45:32.731
- with a fucking bloody nose.
- And I apologized about that.

959
00:45:32.810 --> 00:45:34.141
Check off crazy party night.
You got it, man.

960
00:45:34.210 --> 00:45:35.541
- Okay.
- Congratulations.

961
00:45:35.610 --> 00:45:37.453
- Congratulations for showing up...
- One hundred percent success.

962
00:45:37.530 --> 00:45:39.419
- ...with the family.
- What does that mean?

963
00:45:39.490 --> 00:45:41.458
It means this was, like, a boy's weekend.

964
00:45:41.530 --> 00:45:43.100
Where did it say boy's weekend?

965
00:45:43.210 --> 00:45:45.861
Where did it say bring
your wife and four-year-old son?

966
00:45:45.930 --> 00:45:48.740
Where'd it say not to?
I was on all the same emails you were.

967
00:45:48.850 --> 00:45:50.215
By the way, speaking of my wife and kid,

968
00:45:50.290 --> 00:45:52.099
I don't appreciate
bringing my four-year-old

969
00:45:52.210 --> 00:45:54.531
into a room that's, like,
coated in cocaine powder

970
00:45:54.610 --> 00:45:56.931
and having to basically
pry a gun out of his hand

971
00:45:57.010 --> 00:45:58.500
and move the bong out of the way!

972
00:45:58.570 --> 00:46:00.379
You think... you think
I would have just, like...

973
00:46:00.490 --> 00:46:02.970
if I knew your kid were coming,
I would have laid out drugs...

974
00:46:03.050 --> 00:46:07.100
You offered him cocaine!
He is four years old!

975
00:46:07.210 --> 00:46:08.780
- As a joke!
- Yeah, I suspect that you would've...

976
00:46:08.890 --> 00:46:10.938
My big mistake is realizing

977
00:46:11.010 --> 00:46:13.536
that your son had the same
fucking lame sense of humor as you...

978
00:46:13.610 --> 00:46:14.850
- Oh, yeah, that's really funny.
- ...and couldn't get a joke.

979
00:46:14.930 --> 00:46:17.217
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
What a cool guy.

980
00:46:17.290 --> 00:46:18.894
- But maybe if he wants to get...-
- Hey, nice to meet you, buddy.

981
00:46:18.970 --> 00:46:20.699
- Nice to meet you too, man.
- You know what?

982
00:46:20.770 --> 00:46:22.454
Go fucking do some more
cocaine and fuck yourself.

983
00:46:22.530 --> 00:46:25.056
All right, bud. Good hangs!

984
00:46:25.130 --> 00:46:27.974
- Where are we going?
- All right, is he buckled up?

985
00:46:28.050 --> 00:46:29.381
Yes.

986
00:46:39.970 --> 00:46:41.938
- There you go, baby.
- Yeah!

987
00:46:42.010 --> 00:46:43.614
That's a capper.

988
00:46:44.450 --> 00:46:46.452
I didn't mean to step on your shit, Eric.

989
00:46:46.530 --> 00:46:49.613
I just feel taking mushrooms
and chilling out is, like...

990
00:46:49.690 --> 00:46:52.455
- I don't want to go anywhere.
- No. I totally get it.

991
00:46:52.570 --> 00:46:55.050
And you know what?
Like, we did some boozing last night,

992
00:46:55.130 --> 00:46:57.132
and I think mushrooms are the play.

993
00:47:05.170 --> 00:47:06.979
- Hey.
- Hey, how are you, bud?

994
00:47:07.050 --> 00:47:10.054
Thanks for, uh, coming to fix this.

995
00:47:10.170 --> 00:47:12.013
Oh, no problem.
It's just an electrical problem.

996
00:47:12.130 --> 00:47:13.939
It's not much wrong.

997
00:47:14.050 --> 00:47:15.859
Sorry, you're kind of getting stuck

998
00:47:15.970 --> 00:47:18.541
with the only guy
who doesn't really enjoy the hot tub.

999
00:47:18.610 --> 00:47:19.691
I hear you, man.

1000
00:47:19.930 --> 00:47:21.614
No, but I'll get
your balances just perfect

1001
00:47:21.690 --> 00:47:24.500
and you'll be in this thing
in about an hour with your buddies.

1002
00:47:24.570 --> 00:47:27.016
I don't really like getting in it myself.

1003
00:47:27.090 --> 00:47:30.333
You know, just because
of the amount of bacteria

1004
00:47:30.410 --> 00:47:32.333
that lives in warm still water

1005
00:47:32.410 --> 00:47:33.821
and, you know, the way
that the kind of heat

1006
00:47:33.930 --> 00:47:37.093
breeds a cloud of disease
that just hovers above it.

1007
00:47:37.170 --> 00:47:39.980
Yeah, well, I guess
hot tubs aren't for everyone.

1008
00:47:40.050 --> 00:47:42.621
Yeah, I... I can agree to that.

1009
00:47:42.690 --> 00:47:45.091
- Definitely not for me.
- It was really nice to meet you.

1010
00:47:45.170 --> 00:47:47.377
Do you mind if I sit here
with you while you work

1011
00:47:47.450 --> 00:47:49.851
or... or would you rather work alone?

1012
00:47:53.090 --> 00:47:54.580
Yeah, whatever you'd like.

1013
00:47:56.610 --> 00:47:57.611
Can I take a picture of you?

1014
00:47:57.690 --> 00:48:00.375
Sure.

1015
00:48:05.330 --> 00:48:08.254
- So what happened?
- What?

1016
00:48:08.330 --> 00:48:10.617
- With... what's her name?
- Oh, Rachel.

1017
00:48:10.730 --> 00:48:13.131
Rachel. What'd she do? How'd she die?

1018
00:48:13.210 --> 00:48:14.735
How'd she do it, I mean?

1019
00:48:14.810 --> 00:48:17.700
Well...

1020
00:48:17.770 --> 00:48:22.219
...she... she was cooking dinner
for him on his birthday,

1021
00:48:22.330 --> 00:48:27.621
and he went down to the gym
and when he came back, she was dead.

1022
00:48:27.690 --> 00:48:29.658
Pull!

1023
00:48:29.730 --> 00:48:32.620
- That's so awful.
- Yeah, it's a bummer.

1024
00:48:32.690 --> 00:48:34.658
Her parents are kind of
giving him a hard time.

1025
00:48:34.730 --> 00:48:36.971
Why? They think he did something?

1026
00:48:37.090 --> 00:48:42.051
I think it must be hard
to, like, admit that your child

1027
00:48:42.130 --> 00:48:45.259
is sick like that
enough to do something, so...

1028
00:48:45.330 --> 00:48:48.937
Oh, God, I can't believe
that I said all that stuff,

1029
00:48:49.050 --> 00:48:50.461
- like...
- What stuff?

1030
00:48:50.530 --> 00:48:52.612
Just, like, congratulations,

1031
00:48:52.730 --> 00:48:54.892
- and I called her a fucking bitch.
- Oh, don't worry, dude.

1032
00:48:54.970 --> 00:48:56.495
Joshy is...

1033
00:48:56.610 --> 00:48:58.419
he didn't even register it.

1034
00:48:58.530 --> 00:48:59.736
- He's like...
- That's what I do, though, you know?

1035
00:48:59.810 --> 00:49:04.054
That's what I do. I start talking,
and I don't stop talking.

1036
00:49:04.130 --> 00:49:05.541
- How'd she do it?
- Huh?

1037
00:49:05.610 --> 00:49:06.975
How'd she do it? How'd she kill herself?

1038
00:49:07.050 --> 00:49:08.859
Oh, I don't know if
that's the best place to...

1039
00:49:08.930 --> 00:49:12.059
I gotta know. I gotta know.

1040
00:49:12.130 --> 00:49:13.177
Well, she...

1041
00:49:13.250 --> 00:49:14.854
I'm just gonna be wondering
about it the whole day,

1042
00:49:14.930 --> 00:49:16.898
and I don't want that to be in my mind.

1043
00:49:16.970 --> 00:49:19.735
She asphyxiated herself.

1044
00:49:19.810 --> 00:49:22.131
Oh, my God.

1045
00:49:22.210 --> 00:49:25.214
Are you kidding me? What, with a bag?

1046
00:49:25.290 --> 00:49:27.861
I don't wanna get into the details, man.

1047
00:49:27.930 --> 00:49:29.773
- I'm starting to feel...
- I gotta know.

1048
00:49:29.850 --> 00:49:31.978
- What, with a rope?
- A belt.

1049
00:49:32.050 --> 00:49:35.736
- One of his belts.
- Oh, my God, his belt.

1050
00:49:35.810 --> 00:49:39.371
Used his belt to kill herself.

1051
00:49:40.810 --> 00:49:43.290
Oh, I'm feeling so weird
in my stomach right now.

1052
00:49:43.370 --> 00:49:46.533
- Yeah.
- I feel like I'm just about to explode.

1053
00:49:46.610 --> 00:49:49.136
- My stomach.
- ...this'll be really hard.

1054
00:49:49.210 --> 00:49:50.655
Oh, my stomach.

1055
00:49:52.810 --> 00:49:54.812
There's no such thing as time travel.

1056
00:49:54.890 --> 00:49:58.656
Everything is gonna stay the way it is.

1057
00:49:58.730 --> 00:50:00.778
You can't correct anything.

1058
00:50:00.850 --> 00:50:04.457
I can't go back and make anything right.

1059
00:50:04.530 --> 00:50:07.340
They told me they were a good idea to hire

1060
00:50:07.450 --> 00:50:09.817
because they're getting us
something pretty to look at,

1061
00:50:09.890 --> 00:50:12.780
and it'd make us
look cooler than anybody else.

1062
00:50:29.250 --> 00:50:30.490
My father went in a hot tub

1063
00:50:30.570 --> 00:50:32.698
and started feeling
something strange in his leg

1064
00:50:32.770 --> 00:50:35.455
and a few days later,
it had grown to a boil

1065
00:50:35.530 --> 00:50:37.180
the size of a Ping-Pong ball.

1066
00:50:37.250 --> 00:50:40.811
And my uncle just rolled it
with a rolling pin

1067
00:50:40.890 --> 00:50:43.416
and when it popped, pus hit the ceiling.

1068
00:50:45.690 --> 00:50:48.534
Wow, a disgusting story.

1069
00:50:48.610 --> 00:50:51.739
You should have never
put their pictures online, Ari!

1070
00:50:51.850 --> 00:50:53.898
My marriage is over!

1071
00:50:53.970 --> 00:50:57.497
Greg, Greg, Greg.

1072
00:51:03.450 --> 00:51:05.293
It was 10 years of being together,

1073
00:51:05.370 --> 00:51:08.897
and her main argument was that she felt

1074
00:51:08.970 --> 00:51:10.859
like she'd missed out on her 20s.

1075
00:51:10.930 --> 00:51:13.536
Not entirely, but in a way that was scary

1076
00:51:13.610 --> 00:51:15.578
as she started entering into her 30s

1077
00:51:15.650 --> 00:51:18.051
and just, I guess,
wondered what else was out there.

1078
00:51:18.170 --> 00:51:20.821
Imagine the fun
when you meet somebody like you

1079
00:51:20.890 --> 00:51:23.257
who is fully able to commit.

1080
00:51:23.330 --> 00:51:24.456
Yeah.

1081
00:51:24.530 --> 00:51:25.691
You'll have something that you never had

1082
00:51:25.810 --> 00:51:28.017
with this other woman,
no disrespect to what you guys had.

1083
00:51:28.090 --> 00:51:29.819
No, you can disrespect her
all you want now.

1084
00:51:29.930 --> 00:51:32.536
For now, the question is
just where do I go?

1085
00:51:32.610 --> 00:51:34.294
You're gonna be just fine.

1086
00:51:48.610 --> 00:51:49.771
...look amazing.

1087
00:51:49.850 --> 00:51:51.659
- Amazing, like, all the time?
- Yeah.

1088
00:51:51.730 --> 00:51:53.494
- Yes.
- Jodi.

1089
00:51:53.570 --> 00:51:55.413
- Hey, happy birthday, right?
- Hi.

1090
00:51:55.490 --> 00:51:57.857
- Yes, it's my birthday.
- Hey, Jodi.

1091
00:51:57.930 --> 00:51:59.614
Hey, thank you.

1092
00:51:59.690 --> 00:52:02.341
- Happy birthday to everyone.
- This is Jen and Ali.

1093
00:52:02.410 --> 00:52:03.696
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

1094
00:52:03.770 --> 00:52:06.501
- Hi. Oh, okay.
- Hey.

1095
00:52:06.570 --> 00:52:08.334
- To my happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.

1096
00:52:08.410 --> 00:52:10.094
- Adam!
- This is Ari.

1097
00:52:10.170 --> 00:52:11.456
- Jen.
- Hi.

1098
00:52:11.530 --> 00:52:13.532
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hi, Adam.

1099
00:52:13.610 --> 00:52:15.339
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1100
00:52:15.410 --> 00:52:17.139
- This is Jen and Ali.
- Hi.

1101
00:52:17.210 --> 00:52:18.291
- Hi.
- Jen.

1102
00:52:18.370 --> 00:52:19.417
Adam.

1103
00:52:19.490 --> 00:52:21.254
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.

1104
00:52:21.330 --> 00:52:22.456
- Awesome.
- Am I in trouble?

1105
00:52:22.570 --> 00:52:23.776
No.

1106
00:52:23.850 --> 00:52:26.581
- Do you want me to sit here?
- Sure, yeah. Why?

1107
00:52:26.650 --> 00:52:28.015
Great.

1108
00:52:28.090 --> 00:52:30.775
I've been wanting to apply
for this position for a long time.

1109
00:52:30.890 --> 00:52:32.494
I'm... I'm Adam.

1110
00:52:34.770 --> 00:52:38.741
Did... did Jodi mention me
at all to one of you?

1111
00:52:38.810 --> 00:52:40.335
No?

1112
00:52:40.410 --> 00:52:42.219
Because we had a nice little
conversation last night

1113
00:52:42.290 --> 00:52:43.974
where she mentioned that she had a friend

1114
00:52:44.050 --> 00:52:47.452
who she felt, like,
might sort of be the kind of person

1115
00:52:47.570 --> 00:52:51.131
who would be interested in
talking to a guy like me.

1116
00:52:51.210 --> 00:52:57.172
I'm wondering if it's you.
Or if it is you?

1117
00:52:57.250 --> 00:52:58.900
Guys, we gotta rally here, okay?

1118
00:52:58.970 --> 00:53:01.177
- Energy is low.
- I'm good.

1119
00:53:01.250 --> 00:53:02.490
- You're good.
- You're the only one

1120
00:53:02.610 --> 00:53:04.692
that's fucking good right now, Joshua.

1121
00:53:04.770 --> 00:53:07.250
- Yeah.
- But this guy, comatose Carl,

1122
00:53:07.330 --> 00:53:09.981
come on, man. We gotta get
some drinks in us, all right?

1123
00:53:10.050 --> 00:53:11.575
Happy birthday.

1124
00:53:11.650 --> 00:53:13.778
- Can I open this?
- Yeah, sure.

1125
00:53:13.850 --> 00:53:16.899
Is this a CD mix?

1126
00:53:16.970 --> 00:53:18.893
Yes, it is a CD mix.

1127
00:53:18.970 --> 00:53:21.814
Does this mean you have
a time machine back to 1998?

1128
00:53:21.890 --> 00:53:23.892
No, I just... my computer's really old,

1129
00:53:23.970 --> 00:53:27.497
so it does have
the capabilities of burning CDs.

1130
00:53:27.610 --> 00:53:30.534
You should be more impressed
that I actually found a...

1131
00:53:30.610 --> 00:53:33.341
- A CD?
- A blank CD, yeah.

1132
00:53:34.530 --> 00:53:37.932
Oh, thank you so much.

1133
00:53:38.010 --> 00:53:39.011
It's just my size.

1134
00:53:39.090 --> 00:53:40.421
And that is from my private collection.

1135
00:53:40.490 --> 00:53:43.300
That's a big fatty. Thank you so much.

1136
00:53:43.370 --> 00:53:46.419
It actually is
the loveliest birthday present

1137
00:53:46.490 --> 00:53:48.333
that I ever could have asked for.

1138
00:53:48.410 --> 00:53:50.981
It's very nice.

1139
00:53:51.050 --> 00:53:53.576
Looking at the history of ancient aliens,

1140
00:53:53.650 --> 00:53:56.051
you have to imagine
that every visit from them

1141
00:53:56.130 --> 00:53:57.734
- kicked off a major new phase...
- Oh.

1142
00:53:57.810 --> 00:53:59.699
...in human advancement.

1143
00:53:59.770 --> 00:54:04.651
You know, and there's examples of it
basically at every huge leap

1144
00:54:04.730 --> 00:54:06.698
that we've taken as a civilization.

1145
00:54:06.770 --> 00:54:09.250
The most notable example,
I guess, that I could reference

1146
00:54:09.370 --> 00:54:11.452
- is something like the pyramids.
- Yeah.

1147
00:54:11.530 --> 00:54:12.941
I get it. You're preaching to the choir.

1148
00:54:13.050 --> 00:54:14.620
There's just clearly no way

1149
00:54:14.690 --> 00:54:17.580
that normal ancient Egyptians
could have conceived of...

1150
00:54:17.690 --> 00:54:19.658
There's no way
that humans with human hands

1151
00:54:19.730 --> 00:54:21.653
can build fucking pyramids. It's crazy.

1152
00:54:21.770 --> 00:54:24.091
- I'm gonna go.
- Not only have they lasted longer

1153
00:54:24.170 --> 00:54:26.172
than everything else
that was built around them,

1154
00:54:26.250 --> 00:54:28.776
just they're simply not what anything
would have looked like at the time.

1155
00:54:28.850 --> 00:54:31.820
Before you say an important
thing you have to button up...

1156
00:54:31.890 --> 00:54:33.972
And here's the thing that's
going to blow your mind...

1157
00:54:34.050 --> 00:54:36.212
- Button up your shirt...
- ...these visits and sort of...

1158
00:54:36.290 --> 00:54:37.576
- You like that?
- Yeah, it's nice.

1159
00:54:37.690 --> 00:54:39.931
I usually button
in another direction, but...

1160
00:54:41.810 --> 00:54:43.619
Are we...

1161
00:54:43.690 --> 00:54:46.341
...almost due for another one?

1162
00:54:46.410 --> 00:54:49.619
We should have gone to the Vineyard.
That's all I asked.

1163
00:54:49.690 --> 00:54:52.580
It's, like, people think I just come up
with these things arbitrarily,

1164
00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:53.737
like, "Let's go to a vineyard." No.

1165
00:54:53.810 --> 00:54:55.858
I do the research, okay?

1166
00:54:55.970 --> 00:54:58.814
If we'd gone to the Vineyard,
we wouldn't have eaten mushrooms,

1167
00:54:58.930 --> 00:55:00.773
you wouldn't have lost your fucking mind.

1168
00:55:00.890 --> 00:55:02.858
It's just, like,
people don't listen to me.

1169
00:55:02.930 --> 00:55:07.572
All I'm trying to do is
create a fun, dynamic weekend.

1170
00:55:07.730 --> 00:55:11.655
I did... I did wanna, um,
tell you something, though.

1171
00:55:11.730 --> 00:55:13.698
Okay.

1172
00:55:13.770 --> 00:55:17.820
I didn't get a chance
to tell you last night...

1173
00:55:18.290 --> 00:55:22.454
...but I think you should know
that I am married.

1174
00:55:24.210 --> 00:55:27.612
I wanted to tell you last night,
but everything was a little crazy.

1175
00:55:27.730 --> 00:55:29.300
And it's hard.

1176
00:55:29.410 --> 00:55:32.539
Like, when do you...
when are you supposed to say that?

1177
00:55:34.410 --> 00:55:36.333
Big time.

1178
00:55:36.410 --> 00:55:38.458
I'm sorry, that's... that's my fault.

1179
00:55:38.530 --> 00:55:40.339
- No.
- Yeah, it's... I should've...

1180
00:55:40.410 --> 00:55:44.460
There's a million things
I should... I should have...

1181
00:55:44.530 --> 00:55:46.180
That's okay.

1182
00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:52.019
It's... like, I get that...
definitely, it is weird.

1183
00:55:52.330 --> 00:55:55.061
And I'm, like, holding my face.

1184
00:55:55.130 --> 00:56:00.819
But it's also, I get... you know...

1185
00:56:02.410 --> 00:56:04.014
Like, I know you.

1186
00:56:10.570 --> 00:56:13.176
Like, I know I've never met you,
but I know you.

1187
00:56:15.930 --> 00:56:18.410
Well...

1188
00:56:18.490 --> 00:56:22.654
...that's, like, very heavy shit
to throw down right now.

1189
00:56:25.410 --> 00:56:28.493
- I'm sorry.
- Well, I feel a little embarrassed

1190
00:56:28.570 --> 00:56:30.174
that your friends all knew.

1191
00:56:30.250 --> 00:56:34.016
- I feel, like, stupid.
- I'm sorry.

1192
00:56:34.090 --> 00:56:37.060
It's probably weirder for you
than it is for me.

1193
00:56:37.130 --> 00:56:38.939
Yeah.

1194
00:56:39.010 --> 00:56:40.978
And I think you're a nice person.

1195
00:56:42.210 --> 00:56:46.454
And I don't really know what else to say

1196
00:56:46.530 --> 00:56:49.136
'cause I feel, like, very weird.

1197
00:56:49.250 --> 00:56:54.814
But, anyhow,
I do have a birthday to celebrate.

1198
00:56:54.890 --> 00:57:00.852
And you have, yeah, you know. Thanks.

1199
00:57:00.970 --> 00:57:04.258
It's cool. You're good.

1200
00:57:07.130 --> 00:57:09.371
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1201
00:57:43.610 --> 00:57:46.454
- Everything's all right, though.
- I'm good, yeah, I'm good.

1202
00:57:46.530 --> 00:57:48.931
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

1203
00:57:49.010 --> 00:57:50.933
- Do you need anything?
- Nope.

1204
00:57:51.010 --> 00:57:52.455
You want, like, a water

1205
00:57:52.530 --> 00:57:54.180
or just, like,
even a piece of bread maybe?

1206
00:57:54.250 --> 00:57:55.331
No, I don't want any water.

1207
00:57:55.410 --> 00:57:57.378
You might wanna watch
your boots on the couch.

1208
00:57:57.450 --> 00:57:59.851
We don't wanna scuff it up
and lose our deposit.

1209
00:57:59.930 --> 00:58:01.455
Yeah, I'm good. I'm really fine.

1210
00:58:03.050 --> 00:58:06.054
I'm good, yeah.

1211
00:58:09.930 --> 00:58:11.216
Hey, buddy.

1212
00:58:14.490 --> 00:58:16.254
- Hey, man. What are you doing?
- Hey.

1213
00:58:16.330 --> 00:58:21.461
Oh... she passed out, so I don't
want her boots fucking up the couch

1214
00:58:21.530 --> 00:58:23.214
and we lose our security deposit.

1215
00:58:23.290 --> 00:58:25.292
- So I'm taking them off.
- Yeah, that's pretty creepy.

1216
00:58:25.370 --> 00:58:26.701
No, no, it's not creepy.

1217
00:58:26.770 --> 00:58:28.101
- I just...
- No, in a good way.

1218
00:58:28.170 --> 00:58:30.013
- Oh, thanks.
- Where's your iPod?

1219
00:58:30.090 --> 00:58:32.661
- Why?
- Because I wanna put music on.

1220
00:58:32.770 --> 00:58:35.216
- Where's yours?
- I just have my iPhone,

1221
00:58:35.290 --> 00:58:36.451
and it's a streaming music service.

1222
00:58:36.530 --> 00:58:39.739
I don't get reception up here,
so just tell me where your iPod is.

1223
00:58:39.810 --> 00:58:40.811
I mean, I'm sure it's in my room,

1224
00:58:40.890 --> 00:58:41.891
- but I don't...
- Okay, great.

1225
00:58:41.970 --> 00:58:43.779
Don't go to my room. Don't...

1226
00:58:45.450 --> 00:58:48.772
Hey, buddy, you're being
a real fucking wet blanket, okay?

1227
00:58:48.850 --> 00:58:50.534
And it's getting really, really tough

1228
00:58:50.610 --> 00:58:53.454
to keep everything going
with you being a wet blanket

1229
00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:55.373
and these ingrates
with no ideas of their own.

1230
00:58:55.450 --> 00:58:57.020
Yeah, and everyone appreciates that,

1231
00:58:57.090 --> 00:58:59.457
but, you know, like,
maybe tonight's just a wash.

1232
00:58:59.530 --> 00:59:01.100
Like, it's pretty late. People are tired.

1233
00:59:01.170 --> 00:59:03.537
We don't need music put on.
Maybe the night's just over.

1234
00:59:03.610 --> 00:59:05.339
Trust me, the night is not over.

1235
00:59:06.850 --> 00:59:11.139
- It doesn't matter... it's just...
- What the fuck am I doing here?

1236
00:59:11.210 --> 00:59:12.621
I thought you were taking me home.

1237
00:59:12.690 --> 00:59:14.692
To our home.
I thought you wanted to come here.

1238
00:59:14.810 --> 00:59:16.016
No. I thought you were taking me...

1239
00:59:16.090 --> 00:59:17.694
I thought you were
walking me home, my home.

1240
00:59:17.770 --> 00:59:19.738
- Where's my fucking shoe?
- It's right here.

1241
00:59:19.810 --> 00:59:21.619
- Did you take my shoes off?
- Just the one.

1242
00:59:21.690 --> 00:59:23.579
I took it off because it was
scuffing up the couch.

1243
00:59:23.650 --> 00:59:25.220
- Give me that.
- As long as you were passed out,

1244
00:59:25.290 --> 00:59:26.735
- you want to get comfortable.
- You took off my shoes.

1245
00:59:26.810 --> 00:59:28.335
You're a fucking creep.
Is that what you do?

1246
00:59:28.450 --> 00:59:32.057
You go to bars and pretend like
you're a charming, artistic nerd?

1247
00:59:32.130 --> 00:59:33.734
And then you lure people
back to your house?

1248
00:59:33.810 --> 00:59:35.539
You know, let's not start
with the name calling.

1249
00:59:35.610 --> 00:59:38.261
- And I'm not a nerd.
- No, you're not a nerd.

1250
00:59:38.330 --> 00:59:39.570
- You're a fucking psychopath.
- Everything's fine.

1251
00:59:39.690 --> 00:59:43.251
- Get the fuck off me!
- Are you okay?

1252
00:59:43.330 --> 00:59:44.741
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Can I drive you home?

1253
00:59:44.810 --> 00:59:46.016
No, I don't need you to fucking drive me.

1254
00:59:46.090 --> 00:59:47.580
- Oh, shit.
- I know how to walk.

1255
00:59:47.650 --> 00:59:51.735
- Oh! It's a... rental.
- You wanna borrow a coat?

1256
00:59:56.210 --> 00:59:58.975
- What did you do?
- I think she likes me.

1257
01:00:02.490 --> 01:00:04.777
- Eric?
- Hey, yes. Come on in.

1258
01:00:04.850 --> 01:00:07.899
Hi. If you could just
quickly come in here.

1259
01:00:08.010 --> 01:00:11.173
- How are you?
- Hey, how are you?

1260
01:00:11.250 --> 01:00:13.378
I'm good. Nice to see you.
I'm Eric. Come on in.

1261
01:00:13.450 --> 01:00:15.054
Greg?

1262
01:00:15.130 --> 01:00:18.498
- Oh, my God.
- Eric, what did you do?

1263
01:00:18.570 --> 01:00:20.299
- What did you do?
- What did I do?

1264
01:00:20.370 --> 01:00:23.692
- Greg, lights, please.
- Hey, that's my iPod.

1265
01:00:24.170 --> 01:00:27.731
Gentlemen, let's welcome to the stage,

1266
01:00:27.810 --> 01:00:32.338
Kylie and Crystal!

1267
01:00:32.410 --> 01:00:34.333
- Oh, my God.
- That's right.

1268
01:00:34.410 --> 01:00:36.890
- Hi, ladies. Come on in!
- Hi.

1269
01:00:36.970 --> 01:00:39.257
- Hi.
- This is Joshua.

1270
01:00:39.330 --> 01:00:40.331
It's his lucky day.

1271
01:00:40.410 --> 01:00:43.061
Oh, you must be the one getting married.

1272
01:00:43.490 --> 01:00:45.413
Congratulations!

1273
01:00:45.490 --> 01:00:46.651
Lucky guy.

1274
01:00:46.730 --> 01:00:48.732
Wow.

1275
01:00:48.810 --> 01:00:51.541
- Please, unpack, ladies, unpack.
- Okay.

1276
01:00:51.610 --> 01:00:54.773
Hey, will you guys let your friend outside

1277
01:00:54.850 --> 01:00:57.501
- know that we're here?
- I'm sorry. What?

1278
01:00:57.570 --> 01:00:59.572
The suspicious-looking one.

1279
01:00:59.650 --> 01:01:02.779
I'm sorry,
I'm not catching a word of this.

1280
01:01:02.850 --> 01:01:06.093
I mean, suspicious
compared to the way you guys look.

1281
01:01:06.170 --> 01:01:07.979
- Give it a slap.
- Okay.

1282
01:01:08.130 --> 01:01:09.370
Double.

1283
01:01:09.450 --> 01:01:12.977
- Do you want a dance?
- You don't have to, you know?

1284
01:01:13.090 --> 01:01:15.661
You can just... you don't have to do
all this. You can just hang out.

1285
01:01:15.730 --> 01:01:16.970
It's just whatever
makes you feel comfortable.

1286
01:01:17.050 --> 01:01:18.654
I mean, I assume you get paid either way.

1287
01:01:18.770 --> 01:01:20.534
What do you want, though, sweetie?

1288
01:01:20.610 --> 01:01:21.657
Look.

1289
01:01:21.770 --> 01:01:22.931
You can dance while
you're doing it or you can just

1290
01:01:23.010 --> 01:01:25.661
- sit perfectly still.
- You need someone to talk to?

1291
01:01:25.730 --> 01:01:27.937
- Always.
- When you have a bunch of thoughts

1292
01:01:28.010 --> 01:01:30.172
and you don't know
what to do with them, just crush them.

1293
01:01:30.250 --> 01:01:32.252
And then you align the thoughts, you know?

1294
01:01:32.330 --> 01:01:34.412
And then you make logic of it. Look.

1295
01:01:34.490 --> 01:01:35.855
- You see one thought over here.
- Yeah, totally.

1296
01:01:35.930 --> 01:01:37.580
- Another thought over here.
- Yep.

1297
01:01:37.650 --> 01:01:40.540
If we make four thoughts,
we can have two thoughts each.

1298
01:01:40.610 --> 01:01:42.738
Two thoughts each, okay.

1299
01:01:42.810 --> 01:01:44.494
You kind of look like my boyfriend.

1300
01:01:44.570 --> 01:01:46.334
- I do?
- Yeah.

1301
01:01:46.450 --> 01:01:47.417
Ladies.

1302
01:01:47.490 --> 01:01:48.980
You're dating someone who resembles me?

1303
01:01:49.090 --> 01:01:51.297
Oh, yeah.
Not only dating, he lives with us.

1304
01:01:51.370 --> 01:01:54.214
He's a really good
step-dad to my daughter.

1305
01:01:54.290 --> 01:01:55.974
- You smell so good.
- How do we differ?

1306
01:01:56.050 --> 01:01:58.291
I mean, does he dress like me
or does he sound like me?

1307
01:01:58.370 --> 01:02:00.976
- Oh, he's Mexican.
- Okay, that's one crucial difference.

1308
01:02:01.050 --> 01:02:04.259
Yeah. I have to give her
insulin shots every morning.

1309
01:02:04.330 --> 01:02:06.981
Adam, your music sucks.
We got to change to a new song, buddy.

1310
01:02:07.050 --> 01:02:09.451
She also has a really bad lung condition.

1311
01:02:09.570 --> 01:02:11.538
- See what we got on the next one.
- I'm sorry, what?

1312
01:02:11.610 --> 01:02:13.772
Classical? Come on, man!

1313
01:02:13.850 --> 01:02:15.932
This song sucks, too. What's on your iPod?

1314
01:02:16.010 --> 01:02:17.580
Well, you... it's just on shuffle...

1315
01:02:18.730 --> 01:02:19.856
...so I don't know what's gonna come up.

1316
01:02:19.930 --> 01:02:21.898
Well, I didn't know
that when I grabbed your shitty iPod

1317
01:02:21.970 --> 01:02:23.460
that all the songs would fucking blow!

1318
01:02:23.530 --> 01:02:27.137
Yeah, it's almost like when I was
putting music on my iPod a year ago,

1319
01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:29.861
I wasn't thinking about
fun stripper songs!

1320
01:02:29.930 --> 01:02:31.614
No, you didn't do that!
You didn't plan anything

1321
01:02:31.690 --> 01:02:33.499
except to play your fucking board game,

1322
01:02:33.570 --> 01:02:36.255
just like nobody here
planned anything except for me!

1323
01:02:36.330 --> 01:02:38.651
I try to do one nice thing for everybody!

1324
01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:42.894
- Bring strippers, fucking turn this...
- May I have this dance?

1325
01:02:44.410 --> 01:02:45.980
Yes.

1326
01:03:13.210 --> 01:03:15.019
Don't insult my fucking friendship

1327
01:03:15.090 --> 01:03:16.740
with somebody that you
don't even know that well!

1328
01:03:16.810 --> 01:03:20.257
Where the fuck do you even get off
coming in here with this bullshit?

1329
01:03:20.330 --> 01:03:22.731
It's just... you know what? I don't
need to stand here and be shouted at!

1330
01:03:22.850 --> 01:03:24.420
I'll take my fucking iPod.
It's insufficient.

1331
01:03:24.490 --> 01:03:26.413
I'm sorry it's not good enough for you.

1332
01:03:26.530 --> 01:03:29.136
Take your ball!
Go home and play kickball by yourself

1333
01:03:29.210 --> 01:03:31.053
- with your little dickey!
- Adam, wait up.

1334
01:03:31.130 --> 01:03:33.610
Hey. No, that's fine. He's, like, sulking.

1335
01:03:33.690 --> 01:03:36.580
- I think he needs some company.
- No. He just wants to go to bed.

1336
01:03:36.650 --> 01:03:38.937
He's actually kind of lame.
And I'm not being shady right now,

1337
01:03:39.010 --> 01:03:41.820
but I'm gonna kind of, like,
not let you go up there right now.

1338
01:03:41.890 --> 01:03:43.130
- You're not gonna let me go by?
- No.

1339
01:03:43.250 --> 01:03:46.174
Crystal! Kylie! Let's go! Vámonos.

1340
01:03:46.290 --> 01:03:47.940
Thank you.

1341
01:03:48.010 --> 01:03:50.058
- Have a good honeymoon.
- Oh, thank you.

1342
01:03:50.170 --> 01:03:51.979
I'm not getting... aw, fuck it.

1343
01:03:52.090 --> 01:03:53.819
- Bye.
- Bye. It was good to meet you.

1344
01:03:57.770 --> 01:04:00.774
Sorry, pal. Sorry about that.

1345
01:04:01.610 --> 01:04:05.979
Wait. I think there's someone out there.

1346
01:04:06.050 --> 01:04:07.939
Look, there's someone right there.
Look, he's running away.

1347
01:04:08.010 --> 01:04:09.739
- I see him. Grab the gun.
- Who the fuck is that?

1348
01:04:10.450 --> 01:04:11.736
Oh, come on.

1349
01:04:43.570 --> 01:04:44.696
I think I see something.

1350
01:04:44.770 --> 01:04:46.295
Is that a guy?

1351
01:04:48.730 --> 01:04:50.175
Hey, are you a guy?

1352
01:04:51.730 --> 01:04:54.017
Hey, come out. Come out.
We see you, man. We see you.

1353
01:04:54.090 --> 01:04:56.013
We see you. We fucking see you.

1354
01:04:56.090 --> 01:04:57.615
Holy shit.

1355
01:04:57.690 --> 01:04:59.613
All right, all right, it's cool.

1356
01:05:00.850 --> 01:05:01.976
Who the fuck are you, man?

1357
01:05:02.050 --> 01:05:04.257
Okay, it's cool. It's just nature.

1358
01:05:04.370 --> 01:05:06.498
- What?
- It's nature?

1359
01:05:06.570 --> 01:05:09.141
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, oh, he's running.

1360
01:05:10.450 --> 01:05:11.781
What do we do? Do we go after him?

1361
01:05:11.850 --> 01:05:13.261
No, no, no. Let's fucking let him go.

1362
01:05:14.250 --> 01:05:15.661
What the fuck, man?

1363
01:05:42.970 --> 01:05:45.894
So I wanted to...

1364
01:05:46.930 --> 01:05:49.774
...apologize for my behavior
last night with you.

1365
01:05:49.850 --> 01:05:53.696
I was very aggressive and yelling at you

1366
01:05:53.770 --> 01:05:55.420
and sort of pushing you around.

1367
01:05:55.490 --> 01:06:00.291
And it wasn't cool and so I wanted
to say I'm sorry about that.

1368
01:06:00.370 --> 01:06:02.850
Yeah, I... I appreciate you apologizing.

1369
01:06:02.970 --> 01:06:06.577
You know, I mean, obviously,
I know that my idea of fun

1370
01:06:06.690 --> 01:06:08.294
isn't the same as everybody else's,

1371
01:06:08.410 --> 01:06:12.972
but the fact that you can say this
to me now really is much appreciated.

1372
01:06:13.050 --> 01:06:15.098
- So thank you.
- Yeah, and you...

1373
01:06:15.170 --> 01:06:17.650
- you don't have to apologize to me.
- Okay, great.

1374
01:06:17.730 --> 01:06:19.937
Yeah, I'm really going
through some stuff, too.

1375
01:06:20.050 --> 01:06:24.339
And I just... I'm sorry if my energy,

1376
01:06:24.450 --> 01:06:27.021
especially yesterday and last night,

1377
01:06:27.090 --> 01:06:29.980
was, you know, getting in the way
of you having any fun.

1378
01:06:30.090 --> 01:06:32.138
Sure. No, I appreciate
you guys both saying that.

1379
01:06:32.250 --> 01:06:36.892
I think tonight is actually gonna be
a very cathartic release for all of us.

1380
01:06:37.610 --> 01:06:40.693
Yeah, that'd be nice. Just sort of relax.

1381
01:06:40.770 --> 01:06:43.091
On that note, all right.

1382
01:06:43.170 --> 01:06:44.740
I'm gonna go take care of something.

1383
01:06:44.810 --> 01:06:47.177
See you guys for dinner.

1384
01:06:50.450 --> 01:06:52.452
I think maybe I'm ready to get out.

1385
01:06:52.530 --> 01:06:54.658
I don't wanna get
swimmer's cough or anything.

1386
01:06:57.090 --> 01:06:58.251
Yeah, let's get out.

1387
01:07:04.410 --> 01:07:05.411
- Hello.
- Hi.

1388
01:07:05.530 --> 01:07:07.294
- Come on in.
- Are you Frank?

1389
01:07:07.410 --> 01:07:08.935
I am Frank. Are you...

1390
01:07:09.010 --> 01:07:10.421
- I'm Isadora.
- Isadora.

1391
01:07:10.490 --> 01:07:12.094
- Hi.
- Hi. Come here.

1392
01:07:12.170 --> 01:07:13.820
You look great.

1393
01:07:13.890 --> 01:07:16.336
This is exactly my style. I'm not kidding.

1394
01:07:16.410 --> 01:07:17.741
- Really?
- I love that you guys have paintings.

1395
01:07:17.810 --> 01:07:20.256
- That's so beautiful.
- I love paintings.

1396
01:07:20.330 --> 01:07:22.253
Do you really? I do, too. I prefer that.

1397
01:07:22.330 --> 01:07:24.458
It's like if I see a blank wall,
it bums me out.

1398
01:07:24.530 --> 01:07:25.736
- Yeah.
- This is very cool.

1399
01:07:25.810 --> 01:07:27.380
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a lot of necks.

1400
01:07:27.450 --> 01:07:29.452
- It's very...
- It's like dogs playing poker,

1401
01:07:29.530 --> 01:07:31.214
- but people.
- Right.

1402
01:07:31.290 --> 01:07:34.055
And here are two other
works of art right here.

1403
01:07:34.130 --> 01:07:38.579
- Hi.
- Greg, Adam, this is, uh, Isadora.

1404
01:07:38.690 --> 01:07:41.136
Hi, I'm Isadora. Hi. Oh, nice to meet you.

1405
01:07:41.210 --> 01:07:42.939
- Hi. I'm Greg.
- Greg.

1406
01:07:43.010 --> 01:07:44.933
Oh, my God, you have a twin.

1407
01:07:45.010 --> 01:07:47.092
My sister's best friend Nicky
looks a lot like you.

1408
01:07:47.170 --> 01:07:49.980
- A woman? I look...
- Yeah, she's a girl.

1409
01:07:50.050 --> 01:07:54.931
You know, I always thought
that I had ape features.

1410
01:07:55.010 --> 01:07:56.500
That's how I've always seen myself.

1411
01:07:56.570 --> 01:07:58.015
Yeah, you do, but just, like...

1412
01:07:58.090 --> 01:08:00.013
it's like Nicky, too, but a beautiful ape.

1413
01:08:00.170 --> 01:08:02.138
Apes are the most
beautiful creatures on this planet.

1414
01:08:02.210 --> 01:08:03.655
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.

1415
01:08:03.730 --> 01:08:05.732
You got ape hands, too.

1416
01:08:05.810 --> 01:08:07.653
I do?

1417
01:08:07.730 --> 01:08:09.653
- It's a total compliment.
- I'm sorry.

1418
01:08:09.730 --> 01:08:13.940
- Did I miss something?
- Oh, um, Isadora here is a sex worker,

1419
01:08:14.010 --> 01:08:15.614
and she's gonna fuck us all for money.

1420
01:08:15.690 --> 01:08:17.613
- Absolutely, but not nec...
- Or whoever wants...

1421
01:08:17.730 --> 01:08:19.141
it doesn't have to be...
if you don't wanna fuck,

1422
01:08:19.210 --> 01:08:20.894
if you wanna...
I got a lot of different holes,

1423
01:08:20.970 --> 01:08:22.654
you know what I'm saying?
So don't worry about it.

1424
01:08:22.730 --> 01:08:24.573
You can do something with my feet or anal.

1425
01:08:24.650 --> 01:08:26.539
Whatever you're into.
Also, I wanna say this

1426
01:08:26.610 --> 01:08:28.021
'cause I feel like
this definitely helps when I say this

1427
01:08:28.090 --> 01:08:29.455
is that do not worry about money.

1428
01:08:29.530 --> 01:08:30.861
Please put that
out of your head right now.

1429
01:08:30.930 --> 01:08:32.978
Don't start tallying it up
like, "Oh, can I do this to her?"

1430
01:08:33.050 --> 01:08:34.620
It's gonna add it up. Don't worry.

1431
01:08:34.690 --> 01:08:37.819
I just wanna let you know
that what I'm into doing

1432
01:08:37.890 --> 01:08:40.621
is whatever you are into doing.

1433
01:08:40.690 --> 01:08:44.376
Whatever relaxes you,
makes you comfortable, pleases you.

1434
01:08:44.450 --> 01:08:45.940
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that a lot.

1435
01:08:46.050 --> 01:08:47.461
- That is very cool of you.
- You're welcome.

1436
01:08:47.530 --> 01:08:49.578
I'm gonna take you up on that.
Thank you so much.

1437
01:08:49.650 --> 01:08:52.051
- Hey, please do.
- I would love to start with you

1438
01:08:52.130 --> 01:08:54.974
just because I feel like... is that okay?

1439
01:08:55.050 --> 01:08:56.495
- I think that would be good.
- Sure.

1440
01:08:56.570 --> 01:08:59.016
- That'd be great.
- Can I get...

1441
01:08:59.090 --> 01:09:01.172
Is there a little room I can clean...

1442
01:09:01.250 --> 01:09:03.173
- Yeah.
- Not clean up. I'm not dirty, I swear.

1443
01:09:03.250 --> 01:09:06.459
Of course you're not dirty. Nobody would
ever think that you're dirty.

1444
01:09:06.570 --> 01:09:07.981
I'll show you to the bathroom.

1445
01:09:08.050 --> 01:09:10.052
No, no. I'll do it.

1446
01:09:10.130 --> 01:09:12.019
- Great.
- Yeah.

1447
01:09:12.090 --> 01:09:13.615
- Cool.
- Okay, cool.

1448
01:09:13.690 --> 01:09:15.658
- All right.
- Right this way.

1449
01:09:15.730 --> 01:09:17.300
- Great. Thank you so much.
- Madame.

1450
01:09:17.370 --> 01:09:19.099
- See you in a bit, buddy.
- God, I love this.

1451
01:09:19.170 --> 01:09:21.332
I think I'm just gonna go for a hike.

1452
01:09:21.410 --> 01:09:23.412
- This... yeah, this isn't for me.
- What?

1453
01:09:23.490 --> 01:09:25.891
I know. I know. I...
I figured it was worth one last shot

1454
01:09:25.970 --> 01:09:29.179
to see if I could get you laid,
but I could tell it's not your thing.

1455
01:09:29.250 --> 01:09:31.378
Sure, I appreciate it.
You know, it's very nice of you

1456
01:09:31.450 --> 01:09:33.851
to, you know, be thinking of
everyone's pleasure all the time, but...

1457
01:09:33.970 --> 01:09:35.654
She seems cool, though,
I mean, honestly...

1458
01:09:35.730 --> 01:09:37.334
She seems great.
I think it'll be a lot of fun

1459
01:09:37.410 --> 01:09:40.619
for you guys to have sex with her
one after the other.

1460
01:09:40.730 --> 01:09:42.619
- But I'll just be outside.
- Okay, buddy.

1461
01:09:43.970 --> 01:09:47.099
Hi, Jodi, hi. Hi, it's Ari.

1462
01:09:47.170 --> 01:09:50.936
I know I... I've been
kind of stalking you,

1463
01:09:51.010 --> 01:09:52.853
but I... I, um...

1464
01:09:57.770 --> 01:09:59.613
No, I know, I know.

1465
01:09:59.690 --> 01:10:01.454
I was... I gave him a, um...

1466
01:10:01.530 --> 01:10:03.658
why am I blanking?
A hand job, a handy, whatever,

1467
01:10:03.730 --> 01:10:05.573
you know what I mean? I... and I was...

1468
01:10:05.650 --> 01:10:07.493
and he was sobbing and coming
and sobbing and coming,

1469
01:10:07.570 --> 01:10:11.700
and it was so profound
to see what you could do to somebody,

1470
01:10:11.770 --> 01:10:13.659
you know, that's not just about...
I was, like...

1471
01:10:13.730 --> 01:10:15.573
I mean, obviously,
I'm sure he was glad he came,

1472
01:10:15.650 --> 01:10:18.893
but to know that it was so much
more emotional than that,

1473
01:10:18.970 --> 01:10:20.301
- so... hi.
- Hi.

1474
01:10:20.370 --> 01:10:22.771
- Hi. I'm Isadora, hi. Hi.
- Hi.

1475
01:10:22.850 --> 01:10:24.932
Nice to meet you. Oh, good, this is good.

1476
01:10:25.010 --> 01:10:27.092
- The more, the merrier, good.
- Oh.

1477
01:10:27.170 --> 01:10:29.411
- All right.
- So do you see yourself

1478
01:10:29.490 --> 01:10:32.255
- as like a healer?
- Yes.

1479
01:10:32.330 --> 01:10:35.459
- But, like, sex stuff too, right?
- Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God.

1480
01:10:35.530 --> 01:10:37.214
I love... oh, my God, oh, I love you.

1481
01:10:37.290 --> 01:10:38.451
I love that you said that because...

1482
01:10:38.530 --> 01:10:40.180
Rachel's parents are here.
They're outside.

1483
01:10:40.330 --> 01:10:41.695
They're here now. I'm gonna go tell Josh.

1484
01:10:41.770 --> 01:10:42.851
What?

1485
01:10:42.930 --> 01:10:45.410
But, like, you'll do,
like, fun stuff and...

1486
01:10:45.490 --> 01:10:48.175
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
anything that you need...

1487
01:10:48.250 --> 01:10:50.935
Joshy? Joshy!

1488
01:10:51.850 --> 01:10:53.500
We gotta clean up! We gotta clean up!

1489
01:10:53.570 --> 01:10:54.776
- Oh.
- Oh, okay.

1490
01:10:54.850 --> 01:10:56.932
- Not on my account?
- No, we...

1491
01:10:57.050 --> 01:10:58.017
Honestly, don't.

1492
01:10:58.090 --> 01:11:00.058
We're gonna have you go to the bathroom.
We're just gonna do a little cleanup.

1493
01:11:00.130 --> 01:11:01.211
Oh, I've gone.

1494
01:11:01.290 --> 01:11:03.258
I'm very cleansed out
before I ever come to any sort of...

1495
01:11:03.330 --> 01:11:05.856
I know. I just want you to have a
last looks in there.

1496
01:11:07.490 --> 01:11:09.697
Dude, the weed?
We gotta get rid of this coke, bud.

1497
01:11:09.770 --> 01:11:11.340
- Come on.
- What are we doing?

1498
01:11:11.410 --> 01:11:13.094
Sit the fuck down and just be...

1499
01:11:13.170 --> 01:11:14.660
Can I just ask why are we freaking out?

1500
01:11:14.730 --> 01:11:16.380
Sit the fuck down, Eric!

1501
01:11:16.490 --> 01:11:18.015
Why are we freaking out like
we're in trouble? It's just parents!

1502
01:11:18.090 --> 01:11:19.137
Please!

1503
01:11:24.170 --> 01:11:25.251
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

1504
01:11:25.370 --> 01:11:27.532
- Hey, Joshy.
- Hi.

1505
01:11:27.610 --> 01:11:29.374
- Long time.
- Yeah.

1506
01:11:29.450 --> 01:11:32.021
- It's been a while.
- We knew you were here, so...

1507
01:11:32.130 --> 01:11:33.734
- We spoke to your mother and...
- Yes.

1508
01:11:33.810 --> 01:11:35.539
...you know, she mentioned that
you were here and we thought...

1509
01:11:35.610 --> 01:11:37.851
- That you were here vacationing.
- Thought maybe it's time to...

1510
01:11:37.970 --> 01:11:40.780
- Clear the air.
- Clear the air, exactly.

1511
01:11:40.890 --> 01:11:42.892
- Yeah.
- I have pictures for you.

1512
01:11:42.970 --> 01:11:44.938
- Come in and, uh, sure.
- Oh.

1513
01:11:45.010 --> 01:11:47.217
- Yeah, just some friends of Rachels.
- Thank you.

1514
01:11:47.290 --> 01:11:48.940
- Oh, yeah, is that...
- ...and then we can...?

1515
01:11:53.170 --> 01:11:54.820
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

1516
01:11:54.890 --> 01:11:57.257
So this is, uh,
these are Rachel's parents.

1517
01:11:57.330 --> 01:11:58.980
- How are you, Ari?
- Steve and Claudia.

1518
01:11:59.050 --> 01:12:01.371
Hi. Nice to meet you.
I hope we're not intruding.

1519
01:12:01.450 --> 01:12:03.851
We're gonna go for a... a hike.

1520
01:12:03.930 --> 01:12:05.580
Yeah.

1521
01:12:05.650 --> 01:12:06.617
Okay.

1522
01:12:06.690 --> 01:12:09.091
We were just talking about a book we read.

1523
01:12:13.530 --> 01:12:16.659
Have a seat. Sorry about this.

1524
01:12:16.730 --> 01:12:18.141
It's okay.

1525
01:12:20.090 --> 01:12:22.661
What's that pink thing?

1526
01:12:22.730 --> 01:12:24.812
Oh, this?

1527
01:12:24.890 --> 01:12:26.654
This is, uh... it's Ari's.

1528
01:12:26.770 --> 01:12:28.898
- He's trying to quit smoking.
- Oh, it's a filter thing?

1529
01:12:28.970 --> 01:12:30.017
- Yeah.
- My mother had one of those.

1530
01:12:30.090 --> 01:12:32.741
- It was fancy.
- It's supposed to help.

1531
01:12:32.810 --> 01:12:37.372
First of all, we want to apologize to you.

1532
01:12:37.490 --> 01:12:40.972
I... I think we were both so, uh, shaken,

1533
01:12:41.050 --> 01:12:44.497
and I think we took it out on you.

1534
01:12:44.570 --> 01:12:46.811
Not letting you
go to the funeral, that wasn't...

1535
01:12:47.450 --> 01:12:50.818
- ...wasn't really right, so...
- And I hope you forgive us.

1536
01:12:52.610 --> 01:12:58.333
Well, wow, I mean, uh,
honestly, this means a lot.

1537
01:12:58.410 --> 01:13:01.619
I mean, yes, sure, yeah, I forgive you.

1538
01:13:01.690 --> 01:13:04.091
I mean, that was really... that was hard.

1539
01:13:04.170 --> 01:13:06.571
It would help so much if we all just
talked about what happened that day.

1540
01:13:06.650 --> 01:13:09.221
- It would really be helpful.
- Understanding like, you know,

1541
01:13:09.290 --> 01:13:10.940
- the sequence of events.
- You spoke to her right before.

1542
01:13:11.010 --> 01:13:12.455
She called me on the phone.
She called me on the phone

1543
01:13:12.530 --> 01:13:14.692
to ask me one of my recipes,
you know, which I love, of course,

1544
01:13:14.770 --> 01:13:16.135
because I'm very proud of my recipes.

1545
01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:18.133
So help us... help us, Josh, please.

1546
01:13:18.210 --> 01:13:19.735
Did you guys have a fight
or something when you got home?

1547
01:13:19.810 --> 01:13:21.972
- Was there an emotional...
- So, yeah, I got home

1548
01:13:22.050 --> 01:13:26.135
and we didn't... we talked about
what I wanted to do for my birthday.

1549
01:13:26.210 --> 01:13:28.451
You came home and you talked...
you talked to her?

1550
01:13:28.530 --> 01:13:30.259
So she was alive when you got back?

1551
01:13:30.330 --> 01:13:31.695
- Yeah.
- This is what I'm saying.

1552
01:13:31.770 --> 01:13:33.374
This is different
from what you told the police.

1553
01:13:33.450 --> 01:13:34.975
No, I'm talking about
when I got home from work.

1554
01:13:35.050 --> 01:13:37.291
I came home from work
and we started discussing

1555
01:13:37.370 --> 01:13:39.816
what I wanted to do for my birthday
and then I went to the gym.

1556
01:13:39.890 --> 01:13:41.415
This is the part of the story
that keeps changing

1557
01:13:41.490 --> 01:13:43.811
and this is why I wanna know
what actually happened.

1558
01:13:43.930 --> 01:13:46.217
- We just need to know what happened.
- Just tell us.

1559
01:13:46.290 --> 01:13:49.134
I... she was depressed.

1560
01:13:49.210 --> 01:13:50.814
- Depressed?
- She was. She was distant and...

1561
01:13:50.890 --> 01:13:54.099
No, not Rachel.
Our Rachel was not depressed.

1562
01:13:54.170 --> 01:13:55.581
- Never heard that.
- Look, I tried to...

1563
01:13:55.690 --> 01:13:58.136
I tried to get kind of to the bottom of it

1564
01:13:58.210 --> 01:14:03.853
and every time, she'd mis...
she... she'd deflect

1565
01:14:03.930 --> 01:14:05.978
and she wouldn't answer me.
She was on, um...

1566
01:14:06.050 --> 01:14:08.530
- Drugs? Was she?
- No.

1567
01:14:08.610 --> 01:14:10.738
- You guys were taking drugs?
- No, we don't take drugs.

1568
01:14:10.810 --> 01:14:12.972
It was medication, you know,
like, antidepressants.

1569
01:14:13.050 --> 01:14:16.020
Okay, you don't do drugs.
She doesn't do drugs.

1570
01:14:16.130 --> 01:14:19.816
She's taking some...
some medication from a doctor?

1571
01:14:19.890 --> 01:14:21.380
- Please tell me from a doctor?
- Yes, yes.

1572
01:14:21.450 --> 01:14:22.497
You know, here's the thing.

1573
01:14:22.570 --> 01:14:24.857
It's just a little
convoluted for us, right?

1574
01:14:24.970 --> 01:14:28.338
And so we actually paid for
a second autopsy to be done.

1575
01:14:28.410 --> 01:14:30.856
The coroner said that
it was actually inconclusive

1576
01:14:30.930 --> 01:14:32.580
- for it to be suicide.
- Inconclusive.

1577
01:14:32.650 --> 01:14:34.459
- They couldn't say...
- They couldn't say for sure

1578
01:14:34.530 --> 01:14:35.691
- that it was a suicide.
- Could not say for sure.

1579
01:14:35.770 --> 01:14:38.011
So, okay, if she's not...

1580
01:14:38.090 --> 01:14:41.014
Hi. Thank you. I really had a nice time.

1581
01:14:41.090 --> 01:14:43.297
I'm kind of freaking out,
so I'm gonna probably take off.

1582
01:14:43.370 --> 01:14:45.179
Thank you, though. I love your home.

1583
01:14:45.250 --> 01:14:47.014
So nice... it's very pretty.

1584
01:14:53.490 --> 01:14:54.935
Who is this?

1585
01:14:55.010 --> 01:14:57.741
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is!

1586
01:14:57.810 --> 01:14:59.050
- I'm sure you don't know who that is.
- You don't know who she is?

1587
01:14:59.170 --> 01:15:00.410
- No, I don't.
- 'Cause you don't party.

1588
01:15:00.490 --> 01:15:02.094
- You don't party.
- You don't do drugs.

1589
01:15:02.170 --> 01:15:04.093
- Let me show you something.
- Let me get this out.

1590
01:15:05.730 --> 01:15:07.414
- You don't party.
- You don't party.

1591
01:15:07.490 --> 01:15:08.457
- What's that?
- You don't do drugs.

1592
01:15:08.530 --> 01:15:10.259
What is this? You taking photos of me?

1593
01:15:10.330 --> 01:15:11.820
How about guns? That's so much fun.

1594
01:15:11.890 --> 01:15:13.699
- This is a BB gun.
- Who is she?

1595
01:15:13.810 --> 01:15:15.221
- Who is she? Any idea?
- So much fun

1596
01:15:15.290 --> 01:15:19.261
when women strip and gyrate all over you
when you're mourning.

1597
01:15:19.650 --> 01:15:21.414
- When you're mourning.
- Look at that.

1598
01:15:21.490 --> 01:15:23.811
Look at that.
Those marks were made by her?

1599
01:15:23.930 --> 01:15:25.614
- She did not do that to herself!
- She strangled herself?

1600
01:15:25.690 --> 01:15:27.374
- Just tell the truth!
- I am telling the truth.

1601
01:15:27.490 --> 01:15:28.457
- You killed our daughter!
- Say the truth, Josh!

1602
01:15:28.530 --> 01:15:29.861
I'm telling the truth.

1603
01:15:29.930 --> 01:15:32.376
- I didn't fucking kill her!
- Oh, really?

1604
01:15:34.010 --> 01:15:35.899
I knew you were that monster.

1605
01:15:35.970 --> 01:15:38.814
Do you fucking see this?

1606
01:15:38.930 --> 01:15:40.216
What the fuck is this?

1607
01:15:40.290 --> 01:15:42.531
That's so we could
get all your lies on tape!

1608
01:15:42.610 --> 01:15:44.294
- I haven't been lying!
- You're a liar.

1609
01:15:44.370 --> 01:15:46.452
- You're a fucking liar!
- Get out!

1610
01:15:46.530 --> 01:15:48.612
- What are you doing?
- Get out, you psychopaths. Get out!

1611
01:15:48.690 --> 01:15:50.977
- Get out. Take your photos.
- We're gonna find out.

1612
01:15:51.050 --> 01:15:53.098
You can keep that!
That's a little souvenir.

1613
01:15:53.170 --> 01:15:54.660
Should we go up there?

1614
01:15:55.450 --> 01:15:57.691
- We're on to you!
- Great, yeah, yeah.

1615
01:16:16.170 --> 01:16:19.458
Is everything okay?

1616
01:16:22.890 --> 01:16:25.575
I don't know. I'm just...

1617
01:16:25.690 --> 01:16:28.853
I guess I'm just, um...

1618
01:16:30.970 --> 01:16:33.371
I'm tired of her.

1619
01:16:33.450 --> 01:16:35.293
I'm tired of, like...

1620
01:16:41.770 --> 01:16:44.376
I'm tired of her making me feel this way.

1621
01:16:44.450 --> 01:16:46.612
You know, because...

1622
01:16:49.330 --> 01:16:52.652
I don't know.
She just... she... this is...

1623
01:16:55.930 --> 01:16:57.773
It's about her.

1624
01:17:03.130 --> 01:17:08.580
And it's been about her and...

1625
01:17:10.890 --> 01:17:12.733
I... I guess I don't know. You know what?

1626
01:17:12.810 --> 01:17:16.656
I'm a little... I'm a little tired of it.

1627
01:17:19.050 --> 01:17:21.576
She checks out,
and I have to fucking deal with it!

1628
01:17:21.690 --> 01:17:26.218
And I have to deal with missing her
and fucking feeling real fuckin' sad!

1629
01:17:26.290 --> 01:17:29.533
And having her fucking parents...

1630
01:17:32.730 --> 01:17:34.698
In case anyone's wondering,

1631
01:17:34.770 --> 01:17:36.852
I didn't, and I hope
you fucking believe me

1632
01:17:36.930 --> 01:17:38.420
because I didn't murder someone.

1633
01:17:38.490 --> 01:17:40.413
I didn't murder her.
I loved her very much.

1634
01:17:40.490 --> 01:17:45.018
And then I guess she thought
that the best way to return that

1635
01:17:45.130 --> 01:17:48.930
would be to kill herself
on my fucking birthday!

1636
01:17:54.370 --> 01:17:57.340
So, I don't know.

1637
01:17:57.450 --> 01:18:00.613
That's what I'm left with

1638
01:18:00.770 --> 01:18:06.140
and... and... and I'm even sorry now.

1639
01:18:06.210 --> 01:18:08.497
Like, you know, 'cause now
I'm dragging you guys in.

1640
01:18:08.610 --> 01:18:12.695
I'm pulling you guys into this shit,
and you have your own lives.

1641
01:18:12.770 --> 01:18:15.057
And everybody has their own problems.

1642
01:18:15.130 --> 01:18:17.815
And now you have to sit here
and look at me do this.

1643
01:18:17.890 --> 01:18:19.858
It's so fucking weird.

1644
01:18:19.930 --> 01:18:22.331
It's so weird.

1645
01:18:24.810 --> 01:18:27.051
It's so stupid.

1646
01:18:27.170 --> 01:18:30.413
I'm so fucking mad at her.

1647
01:18:31.530 --> 01:18:33.419
I'm so mad at her.

1648
01:18:36.650 --> 01:18:38.095
Well... well,

1649
01:18:43.090 --> 01:18:46.094
Thanks, you know, for coming.

1650
01:18:46.170 --> 01:18:49.891
I don't know if you guys maybe just...

1651
01:18:52.770 --> 01:18:55.091
Adam, do you wanna play your game?

1652
01:18:57.570 --> 01:18:59.299
If you do.

1653
01:19:01.010 --> 01:19:03.900
I think that would be pretty fun.

1654
01:19:04.130 --> 01:19:06.212
Greg makes great grilled cheeses.

1655
01:19:07.530 --> 01:19:08.656
I do.

1656
01:19:08.730 --> 01:19:10.698
- Fuck it, let's play the game.
- Let's play the game.

1657
01:19:11.930 --> 01:19:13.659
All right, okay.

1658
01:19:13.730 --> 01:19:14.970
Here.

1659
01:19:28.090 --> 01:19:29.660
You want a tissue?

1660
01:19:29.730 --> 01:19:32.210
Yeah. Looks used.

1661
01:19:32.290 --> 01:19:35.533
No. This is actually
Adam's, um, handkerchief

1662
01:19:35.610 --> 01:19:37.578
that his grandfather gave him in the war.

1663
01:19:37.650 --> 01:19:39.061
- Oh?
- And I spit my gum in it earlier,

1664
01:19:39.170 --> 01:19:40.695
- but it should be fine.
- Spitting his gum in it

1665
01:19:40.770 --> 01:19:46.652
is a euphemism for using his
grandfather's handkerchief as a cum rag.

1666
01:19:50.330 --> 01:19:53.812
I got this problem. I keep coming
in my grandfather's handkerchief.

1667
01:19:53.890 --> 01:19:56.336
I don't know what to do.
You gotta help me.

1668
01:20:39.930 --> 01:20:42.410
So, Joshua has just rolled three ones,

1669
01:20:42.490 --> 01:20:45.494
which means that we have been
defeated by the Turtlesaurus.

1670
01:20:45.570 --> 01:20:48.255
However, the Mechas will stay strong.

1671
01:20:48.330 --> 01:20:49.695
Hey, Ari?

1672
01:20:49.770 --> 01:20:51.420
What we doing here, bud?

1673
01:20:51.490 --> 01:20:53.413
We're all waiting for...

1674
01:20:53.490 --> 01:20:55.936
to sign off before we launch the attack.

1675
01:20:56.010 --> 01:20:57.899
That's very good.
You're half paying attention,

1676
01:20:57.970 --> 01:20:59.893
- but I like that.
- Good. I'll be right back.

1677
01:20:59.970 --> 01:21:01.017
Okay.

1678
01:21:01.090 --> 01:21:02.899
This is why the grilled cheese is so
good. This is what I did into it.

1679
01:21:05.610 --> 01:21:06.941
- Hi.
- Shit!

1680
01:21:07.010 --> 01:21:08.978
- Hey, man.
- Thanks for coming.

1681
01:21:09.050 --> 01:21:11.860
- Oh, yeah.
- What did I do?

1682
01:21:11.930 --> 01:21:14.581
Hey, it's Jodi from the bar!

1683
01:21:14.650 --> 01:21:16.937
- Jodi.
- That's right.

1684
01:21:17.050 --> 01:21:19.451
Just to catch you up,
there's been an alien invasion.

1685
01:21:19.530 --> 01:21:21.612
We are the Mechas. We are the machines.

1686
01:21:21.690 --> 01:21:23.021
We are fighting all these monsters.

1687
01:21:23.090 --> 01:21:27.140
If the monsters continue to rise up,
specifically the Turtlesaurus,

1688
01:21:27.210 --> 01:21:28.974
- we're fucked.
- Great.

1689
01:21:29.050 --> 01:21:30.381
- I love that kind of stuff.
- The Turtlesaurus

1690
01:21:30.450 --> 01:21:32.930
has been a real problemsaurus for us.

1691
01:21:33.010 --> 01:21:35.331
We're hoping for a core turbo charger.

1692
01:21:35.410 --> 01:21:38.414
Did you say the Turtlesaurus
has been a problemsaurus?

1693
01:21:38.530 --> 01:21:40.771
- It's been a problem for us.
- I'm gonna focus

1694
01:21:40.850 --> 01:21:42.579
on defeating the Turtlesaurus.

1695
01:21:42.690 --> 01:21:44.613
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1696
01:21:46.250 --> 01:21:47.900
Tell me something good!

1697
01:21:47.970 --> 01:21:50.621
I'll use my charge bomb.
I'll use that on my next turn.

1698
01:21:50.690 --> 01:21:51.691
Should I bust out a charge bomb?

1699
01:21:51.770 --> 01:21:52.931
I don't know if you have one.

1700
01:21:53.010 --> 01:21:55.741
We just needed to have enough
in order to dislodge the space flicker

1701
01:21:55.810 --> 01:21:56.811
and all to team up against...

1702
01:21:56.890 --> 01:21:58.654
You should, in fact, use that charge bomb

1703
01:21:58.730 --> 01:22:00.778
because I'd love to move
at least three or four hexes

1704
01:22:00.850 --> 01:22:03.217
'cause this Turtlesaurus
is coming out of the side.

1705
01:22:03.290 --> 01:22:07.659
I think that I'm gonna probably
take a break from my marriage.

1706
01:22:09.210 --> 01:22:11.372
Okay, Eric.

1707
01:22:11.450 --> 01:22:13.214
I shouldn't be married. There's no reason.

1708
01:22:13.290 --> 01:22:16.055
I don't wear a ring. I've been
flirting with women all weekend.

1709
01:22:16.130 --> 01:22:18.736
I wanna fuck other people.
So I shouldn't be married.

1710
01:22:19.930 --> 01:22:22.615
So can I roll?

1711
01:22:22.730 --> 01:22:24.016
Great.

1712
01:22:24.090 --> 01:22:26.138
Pass me the die.

1713
01:22:26.210 --> 01:22:28.816
It's been a... there's a lot going on.

1714
01:22:28.890 --> 01:22:30.301
You guys are a hot group, you know?

1715
01:22:30.370 --> 01:22:32.532
Fifteen!

1716
01:22:32.610 --> 01:22:34.612
Yes!

1717
01:22:34.690 --> 01:22:36.340
He's not gonna get
anything above an eight.

1718
01:22:42.130 --> 01:22:45.259
If I meant to do
half of the things that I did,

1719
01:22:45.330 --> 01:22:48.174
I'd be a fucking genius, man.

1720
01:22:48.250 --> 01:22:51.140
- Cool.
- I'd be huge, but I am what I am,

1721
01:22:51.210 --> 01:22:52.939
and that's all that I am. I'm fine.

1722
01:22:54.770 --> 01:22:56.818
And I'll take Gen Highway...

1723
01:22:56.890 --> 01:22:58.415
- Jen?
- Jen?

1724
01:22:58.490 --> 01:23:00.094
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer!

1725
01:23:00.170 --> 01:23:02.821
It's not Jennifer. It's... it's short
for Genesis. It's a man.

1726
01:23:02.890 --> 01:23:04.619
Jennifer is a regular
basic bitch, aren't you?

1727
01:23:04.690 --> 01:23:06.852
It's not a woman, and don't call me Jen.

1728
01:23:06.930 --> 01:23:08.295
- Call me Highway.
- Okay, Highway.

1729
01:23:08.410 --> 01:23:12.051
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, you're so welcome.

1730
01:23:13.610 --> 01:23:15.612
- You're not feeling...
- This doesn't seem really...

1731
01:23:15.690 --> 01:23:17.374
- What?
- ...weird or anything?

1732
01:23:17.450 --> 01:23:19.214
- You're feeling weird.
- I'm feeling very weird.

1733
01:23:19.290 --> 01:23:20.655
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Okay.

1734
01:23:20.730 --> 01:23:22.380
It's okay.

1735
01:23:22.450 --> 01:23:24.100
I wouldn't have come if I didn't want to.

1736
01:23:30.050 --> 01:23:31.495
Yes!

1737
01:23:32.090 --> 01:23:33.854
Fuck, yeah, Jodi.

1738
01:23:33.930 --> 01:23:35.375
Okay, guys.

1739
01:23:35.450 --> 01:23:37.498
The game basically
comes down to this roll.

1740
01:23:37.570 --> 01:23:41.097
Jodi, we need at least
a 17 or the game is over.

1741
01:23:41.170 --> 01:23:42.660
Turtlesaurus is victorious,

1742
01:23:42.770 --> 01:23:44.898
eats us, and then hides us
under his mutant shell.

1743
01:23:44.970 --> 01:23:47.018
Seventeen is pretty hard. It's, uh...

1744
01:23:47.090 --> 01:23:49.934
Out of three dice, that's only two in 18,

1745
01:23:50.010 --> 01:23:51.421
one in nine chance.

1746
01:23:51.490 --> 01:23:53.140
I want victory right now.

1747
01:23:53.210 --> 01:23:55.781
This Turtlesaurus
is not gonna get into my life,

1748
01:23:55.850 --> 01:23:57.295
not tonight. Ready?

1749
01:23:57.370 --> 01:23:59.054
Here we go. Come on, Jodi.

1750
01:24:02.010 --> 01:24:03.341
And?

1751
01:24:04.770 --> 01:24:08.058
- Oh.
- Fuck!

1752
01:24:08.130 --> 01:24:09.973
I'm so sorry. Shit!

1753
01:24:10.050 --> 01:24:12.098
Shit, man! We played... oh,

1754
01:24:12.170 --> 01:24:14.616
We've been playing
this fucking thing all night

1755
01:24:14.690 --> 01:24:16.374
and that happens? Goddamn it!

1756
01:24:16.450 --> 01:24:18.851
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg.

1757
01:24:18.930 --> 01:24:25.336
Well, since it's mostly, um,
like, ruined, I think I should go.

1758
01:24:25.410 --> 01:24:26.855
I'm okay. I just had to let it out.

1759
01:24:26.930 --> 01:24:28.898
Goodbye, gentlemen.

1760
01:24:28.970 --> 01:24:30.460
- Bye, Jodi from the game!
- Bye!

1761
01:24:30.530 --> 01:24:32.214
Sorry that I lost the game.

1762
01:24:32.290 --> 01:24:34.258
You know, it's a hard thing
to fight a bunch of robots.

1763
01:24:34.370 --> 01:24:36.657
- You did good.
- No, it's okay.

1764
01:24:36.730 --> 01:24:39.017
- It's not okay. I know I could...
- You're embarrassing me.

1765
01:24:39.090 --> 01:24:40.933
- You're embarrassing.
- We'll talk about it in the hall.

1766
01:24:41.010 --> 01:24:43.536
- See you later, turd!
- Bye, Joshy.

1767
01:24:43.610 --> 01:24:45.055
- Bye.
- Bye, Jodi!

1768
01:24:45.130 --> 01:24:47.337
- Bye, guys. Cool weekend.
- Jodi, I'm on your side.

1769
01:24:47.410 --> 01:24:49.014
- Whatever, Greg.
- I would still argue

1770
01:24:49.090 --> 01:24:50.933
that Mafia is the best board game.

1771
01:24:51.010 --> 01:24:52.216
Yeah, well, Mafia is not a board game.

1772
01:24:52.290 --> 01:24:54.611
There's no board. There's just sort of...

1773
01:24:54.690 --> 01:24:56.454
- Okay. Well, then, uh...
- ...social fun and nonsense game.

1774
01:24:57.970 --> 01:25:00.371
Well, good game, asshole.

1775
01:25:03.050 --> 01:25:05.052
- Good game, sore loser.
- Yeah.

1776
01:25:12.690 --> 01:25:14.613
Yeah, I...

1777
01:25:33.450 --> 01:25:35.930
Okay. No, I'm sorry.

1778
01:25:37.410 --> 01:25:42.450
That... is... confusing.

1779
01:25:42.530 --> 01:25:43.816
Yeah.

1780
01:25:43.890 --> 01:25:48.612
And... whoa!

1781
01:25:48.690 --> 01:25:50.021
Okay, yeah.

1782
01:25:50.090 --> 01:25:51.501
Okay, okay.

1783
01:26:07.890 --> 01:26:09.654
All right.

1784
01:26:14.810 --> 01:26:16.858
- Hey, Joshua.
- Thanks for coming, man.

1785
01:26:16.930 --> 01:26:20.855
I gotta say, Eric,
this was a really fun weekend.

1786
01:26:20.930 --> 01:26:22.420
Thank you.

1787
01:26:22.490 --> 01:26:25.061
- Greg? Take care.
- Hey.

1788
01:26:25.130 --> 01:26:27.178
Be in touch, we'll get something planned.

1789
01:26:27.250 --> 01:26:29.491
I'm gonna plan a game weekend
with you, buddy.

1790
01:26:29.650 --> 01:26:31.414
- Let's do it, a whole tournament.
- I love games now.

1791
01:26:31.530 --> 01:26:33.931
- It's your new thing.
- Yeah, so fun.

1792
01:26:34.010 --> 01:26:36.012
There's a lot of great literature
about them online.

1793
01:26:36.090 --> 01:26:38.172
Very critical community, so...

1794
01:26:38.250 --> 01:26:39.615
Hey.

1795
01:26:39.930 --> 01:26:41.170
- You, too, Adam.
- Yeah.

1796
01:26:41.330 --> 01:26:42.297
- You, too.
- Come back.

1797
01:26:42.370 --> 01:26:44.020
Come back and hang out.

1798
01:26:44.090 --> 01:26:46.013
- Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
- Okay.

1799
01:26:46.090 --> 01:26:47.979
- I'd love to.
- Thanks.

1800
01:26:48.050 --> 01:26:49.654
I'll probably never
see you guys ever again,

1801
01:26:49.730 --> 01:26:51.220
but that doesn't take away from the fact

1802
01:26:51.330 --> 01:26:53.776
that this has been one of
the most important weekends

1803
01:26:53.850 --> 01:26:56.057
of my entire life.

1804
01:26:56.130 --> 01:26:57.973
And I thank you. I thank you for that.

1805
01:26:58.050 --> 01:26:59.211
I don't know if you guys knew this,

1806
01:26:59.290 --> 01:27:01.179
but Greg was a bit of a mess
before he got here.

1807
01:27:01.290 --> 01:27:03.054
- Ha.
- Okay.

1808
01:27:03.130 --> 01:27:04.973
- Okay.
- See you, man.

1809
01:27:05.050 --> 01:27:06.461
- Bye.
- Bye, guys.

1810
01:27:08.370 --> 01:27:09.781
Hey, guys?

1811
01:27:09.850 --> 01:27:13.138
Positive vibes, positive energy!

1812
01:27:13.210 --> 01:27:15.895
Positive vibes, positive energy.

1813
01:27:15.970 --> 01:27:18.052
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1814
01:27:18.130 --> 01:27:19.256
Okay.

1815
01:27:21.210 --> 01:27:24.657
- I'm gonna take off as well.
- Sure, man. I'll see you.

1816
01:27:24.730 --> 01:27:26.414
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course, buddy.

1817
01:27:29.970 --> 01:27:31.620
- Bye.
- See you.

1818
01:27:31.690 --> 01:27:32.896
Take it easy, man.

1819
01:27:53.250 --> 01:27:54.376
It was good to see you.

1820
01:27:56.130 --> 01:27:57.131
Yeah.

1821
01:27:57.210 --> 01:27:59.178
Thanks for coming, man.

1822
01:28:00.490 --> 01:28:02.697
Sure. I would...

1823
01:28:02.770 --> 01:28:05.421
I would come again.

1824
01:28:05.490 --> 01:28:07.413
I will... I will always be coming.

1825
01:28:07.490 --> 01:28:10.812
- Coming 24 hours a day.
- I can't stop coming.

1826
01:28:16.770 --> 01:28:18.260
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah?