1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,200 previously on "cashmere mafia"... 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:05,100 - what do you want me to do here? - break it off. 3 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:06,917 from analyst to associate in four months- 4 00:00:06,952 --> 00:00:08,526 that's gotta be a record for this office. 5 00:00:08,561 --> 00:00:10,100 i don't know if i'm gay or i'm straight. 6 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,265 i was just exploring all of this, 7 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,600 and now i'm-i'm a parlor game for bored assistants. 8 00:00:15,635 --> 00:00:17,017 who was i engaged to? 9 00:00:17,052 --> 00:00:18,365 did he even love me? 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,665 right now it seems like the only way 11 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,400 jack and i can communicate is through one and half million readers. 12 00:00:22,435 --> 00:00:24,165 i know about cilla grey. 13 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,400 she says she's going to sleep with one of my friends. 14 00:00:26,500 --> 00:00:28,900 and, davis, we're even. 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,950 okay, eric - laser tag. 16 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:35,865 artillery wall here. 17 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,900 - uh-huh. - recharging station 18 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,600 here. death mazes-actually, i haven't fully figured it out. 19 00:00:40,635 --> 00:00:42,465 and, uh, it's a little more expensive, 20 00:00:42,500 --> 00:00:45,300 but i think we should seriously consider an annihilation chamber. 21 00:00:45,335 --> 00:00:48,600 this from the woman who shuts because of falling anvils. 22 00:00:48,635 --> 00:00:50,317 - it's luke's birthday. - trust me, i know. 23 00:00:50,352 --> 00:00:52,126 you've been planning it for over eight months. 24 00:00:52,161 --> 00:00:53,930 - he wants laser tag. - and he's gonna get it. 25 00:00:53,965 --> 00:00:55,700 don't you think you're going a little overboard? 26 00:00:55,735 --> 00:00:57,665 this just cannot be a repeat of last year. 27 00:00:57,700 --> 00:01:00,600 - oh, will you stop beating yourself up? - i ruined our son's birthday! 28 00:01:00,635 --> 00:01:03,517 you didn't ruin anything. luke didn have a horrible time. 29 00:01:03,552 --> 00:01:06,400 well, what an accomplishment. aren't i just supermom? 30 00:01:06,435 --> 00:01:09,400 yeah, you know, actually, sometimes you are. 31 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:12,700 ohh. 32 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,165 - what? 33 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,300 i've gotta get into the office now. 34 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,765 okay, so what's the schedule look like? 35 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,250 later in the week, we'll get we'll meet with the... 36 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:27,700 shane, good morning. did you have a nice flight? 37 00:01:27,735 --> 00:01:29,865 oh, yeah. killed at some "halo 3," 38 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:32,200 then threw down some code for my new site. 39 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,365 - nice. - hey, sweet offices. 40 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,700 and we're gonna sell your company for some sweet money. 41 00:01:36,735 --> 00:01:38,300 - katherine,could i see you for a sec? - sure. 42 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:39,900 - just be one minute. - excuse me. 43 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,765 so you started the meeting without me. 44 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,965 oh, m sorry, zoe. it's just, he was waiting. 45 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:53,100 and i appreciate that, but that really wasn't your call to make. 46 00:01:53,135 --> 00:01:56,200 zoe, clayton promoted me because he has confidence in my abilities. 47 00:01:56,235 --> 00:01:57,865 he keeps telling me to take more initiative. 48 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,500 yeah, and we're all very appreciative of your abilities. 49 00:02:00,535 --> 00:02:03,265 but clayton isn't handling this deal. 50 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:06,300 - i am, which means i- - that you're pulling rank. 51 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,400 that i'm responsible for everything that happens on this deal, 52 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,665 which means i need you follow 53 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,800 and you don't make a move without clearingwith me first. 54 00:02:16,835 --> 00:02:20,400 okay, i hear you, and i get it. i'm really sorry. 55 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,665 would it be okay with you if i pee 56 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,200 before heading back into the conference room? 57 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,000 think that would be fine. 58 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,600 mimi! 59 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:38,700 hello. 60 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,965 this is such a surprise. 61 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,865 you didn't even tell me you were coming. 62 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,000 - oh. mwah. - i know. she surprised me, too. 63 00:02:45,035 --> 00:02:46,900 - oh. - daddy had a dentist appointment 64 00:02:46,935 --> 00:02:49,300 with that jewish man on riverside. 65 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,800 i've been up since 5:00 a. m. 66 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:56,000 i already walked 4 miles, closed an escrow and marinated some beef. 67 00:02:56,100 --> 00:02:59,000 so... how do ymy new office? 68 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,000 well... 69 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,200 it's very big. 70 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:04,300 do you share it with other people? 71 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,565 mom, i am the publisher 72 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,500 of all the magazines, the entire company. 73 00:03:08,535 --> 00:03:09,865 i don't need to share an office. 74 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:12,600 we've got big problems with katie's nipples. 75 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,600 these are my parents. wendy is the editor of "havoc. " 76 00:03:15,635 --> 00:03:18,000 they weren't airbrushed out. did you approve that? 77 00:03:18,035 --> 00:03:19,500 no. i am the publisher. 78 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,000 i don't deal with... 79 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:23,800 - nipples. - we need to send katie something now! 80 00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:26,167 you have to authorize the expenditure- 81 00:03:26,202 --> 00:03:28,500 at least 20 grand! she's very energetic. 82 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:31,000 - welcome to my world. - oh. 83 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:34,900 mia, have you been, um, 84 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,265 seeing anyone new? 85 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,400 mom, jack and i just broke up. 86 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:39,665 i never liked him. 87 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:42,365 you are much smarter than him, and he know it. 88 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,965 - i have someone better. - oh, no. no, really, mom. 89 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 - no "no, realm. " this one is it. - no. you always think that? 90 00:03:49,035 --> 00:03:53,000 jason chun. he's a doctor, mia, and he's never been married. 91 00:03:53,035 --> 00:03:54,765 - no. - just moved here from seattle. 92 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,800 - no. - and his mother says he's very handsome. 93 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:58,165 oh, like that's not the kiss of death. 94 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,300 and he wants to meet you for a coffre at five today 95 00:04:00,335 --> 00:04:01,865 what? mom! 96 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,600 - there's only one way to stop her. - dad... 97 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:08,765 okay, fine, i'll meet him, 98 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,500 but only if you promise me not to try again 99 00:04:11,535 --> 00:04:14,700 - for a minimum of one year. - mimi... 100 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,700 mommy just wants you to be happy. 101 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:20,167 i am happy. very! 102 00:04:20,202 --> 00:04:22,565 look around! happy! 103 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,765 mom, i mean it. one year. 104 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,600 i am marking the date in my calendar. 105 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,965 we love what you've done in miami, 106 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,700 but if you're serious about taking your boutique hotel 107 00:04:34,735 --> 00:04:36,900 and turning into a worldwide brand, 108 00:04:36,935 --> 00:04:38,865 you need to close this deal. 109 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,400 every hotel must be worthy of the gerard dumais name. 110 00:04:41,435 --> 00:04:43,900 you're going to be very happy with some of the changes 111 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:46,100 we've made to the language in section three. 112 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,600 words again, just words. 113 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,400 i think in colors and music and textures. 114 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 that is the language that speaks to me. 115 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,300 and if our legal department could draft a contract in that language, 116 00:04:58,335 --> 00:05:00,300 nobody would be happier than me. 117 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,100 nothing is planned without my approval. 118 00:05:03,135 --> 00:05:05,165 i can veto sites. i can veto architect. 119 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,700 i can veto the kind of whisky we serve in the bar. 120 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,265 i hope you are pred for this. 121 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,600 collaborating with a perfectionist will not be easy. 122 00:05:12,635 --> 00:05:14,067 trust me. you're talking td@one. 123 00:05:14,102 --> 00:05:15,500 then how can you work in a building 124 00:05:15,535 --> 00:05:16,917 where the windows do not open? 125 00:05:16,952 --> 00:05:19,076 that's the design of the building. 126 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:21,200 the windows in my hotels - they open. 127 00:05:21,235 --> 00:05:22,800 and that's non-negotiable. 128 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,200 a bientôT. 129 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,600 what's up with pep?le pew? 130 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:36,800 please. i've been trapped in my office with him for hours. 131 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:38,500 really? you trying to make me jealous? 132 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,965 no, and you shouldn't be. 133 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,400 even paris doesn't sound good to me right now. 134 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:47,300 come outside with me. i, uh, have a surprise. 135 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,300 i am taking you to a romantic dinner 136 00:05:56,700 --> 00:05:58,365 at blue hill at stbarns. 137 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,500 oh, davis, that's sweet, but i - i'm meeting the girls for drinks, 138 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,600 and it's so far out of town. 139 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:04,700 exactly. 140 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,000 care to drive? 141 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,065 davis, what did you do?! 142 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,665 i bought my beautiful wife a beautiful car. 143 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:16,700 an aston martin? you just don't go out and buy one of these. 144 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:19,000 really? i did it this morning. it felt great. 145 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,600 i was thinking how you said you loved the bartells' 146 00:06:22,635 --> 00:06:24,365 when we went to visit them at palm beach. 147 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,700 i was just making conversation. they're so tedious, 148 00:06:26,735 --> 00:06:28,665 and we never even get out of the city. 149 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,600 we need to start taking some romantic getaways. 150 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,950 you do realize you're out of your mind? 151 00:06:35,985 --> 00:06:39,000 completely, but we are moving forward, 152 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,700 so let's do it in style. 153 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,500 just don't go getting any funny ideas about the backseat. 154 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,265 you know what else i was thinking about? 155 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:50,500 you know how they do those at-home spreads in "portmanteau"? 156 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,065 yes, of course. it's one of mia's magazines. 157 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,200 they do that "new york power couple" thing every year. 158 00:06:55,235 --> 00:06:56,365 it'd be fun to be in it. 159 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,400 why? i'd feel like an exhibitionist with people thumbing through, 160 00:06:59,435 --> 00:07:01,565 looking at our house, our things. 161 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,400 all right, just an idea. think about it. 162 00:07:03,435 --> 00:07:04,700 and i bet mia would love it. 163 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,300 davis, you alrey got a ticket? 164 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:09,900 and what were you doing in southampton? 165 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,865 uh, i had to see this investor, charlie nadler, 166 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,100 a big shot pain in the ass. wouldn't drive into the city. 167 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:17,065 but the guy's connected, so i- 168 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,300 i thought you just picked up the car this morning. 169 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,950 no, i got it detailed this one 170 00:07:20,985 --> 00:07:22,465 it came from the factory dirty? 171 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,665 no, it got dirty driving back from the hamptons, 172 00:07:24,700 --> 00:07:27,600 and i wanted it to be perfect when i gave it to you, okay? 173 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,965 honey, that's a traffic ticket. 174 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,465 that's not something to get uptight about. 175 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,000 - i am not uptight. i just- - i had to see an investor. 176 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,265 if you want, i can get him on the phone. 177 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,400 - i'm sure that he'd be happy to have- - don't be an ass, davis. 178 00:07:37,435 --> 00:07:39,365 i'm not looking for all by 179 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,800 good, because you don't need to. 180 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:45,100 thank you for the car. 181 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,800 i love it almost as much as you do. 182 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:55,600 cashmere mafia s01e04 183 00:07:55,635 --> 00:07:56,900 next in line, please. 184 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,900 all right, a double latte? 185 00:08:10,135 --> 00:08:11,900 - mia? - jason? 186 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,165 it's nice to meet you. 187 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,300 i hope you don't mind, i got you a choice- 188 00:08:15,335 --> 00:08:17,400 uh, double cap, espresso or green iced tea. 189 00:08:17,435 --> 00:08:18,700 very efficient. 190 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,000 so how often does your mother try to make you do this? 191 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,900 once a day would be a conservative guesstimate. 192 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,465 you? 193 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,165 well, i just leveraged this coffee date 194 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,800 - to dial her back to once a year. - wow. 195 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,600 so you're a doctor? 196 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,765 i am the new chief of neurosurgery 197 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:39,500 and the professor of new neurotherapies at n. y. u. 198 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:41,800 you're a brain surgeon? 199 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,900 yeah. 200 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,200 is that funny? 201 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:48,300 no, it's great. it's just that you don't really meet brain surgeons, you know, 202 00:08:48,335 --> 00:08:50,667 unless there's something scary inside your head- 203 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:53,000 other than the voice of your boss or your mother. 204 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,400 should i crack it open? 205 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,500 that's more of a second date thing for me. 206 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,665 so what do you do? 207 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,500 um, well, i'm the publisher of barnstead media. 208 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:04,817 so i oversee about a dozen publications... 209 00:09:04,852 --> 00:09:07,100 - and various other media. - i'm sorry. 210 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:09,600 uh-huh. 211 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,565 - yeah? he's doing fine. - hello? 212 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,165 no, i can't approve $25,000 for an apology gift. 213 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,800 - that's the normal side effect of radiation. - well, then just send last night 214 00:09:15,835 --> 00:09:18,500 - he's completely cancer-free. - they're just nipples! 215 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,465 well 216 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,900 i put that fire out. 217 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,150 so, ane, let's just think of today's meeting 218 00:09:38,185 --> 00:09:40,565 as a kind of a warm-up, because intracom's fine, 219 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:44,000 - but your best match is going to be brooks omnimedia. - sweet. 220 00:09:44,035 --> 00:09:46,400 they're an old media concern on the market for a beachhead 221 00:09:46,435 --> 00:09:48,700 to cross-platform their brands. 222 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,100 so in terms of me, that means... 223 00:09:51,135 --> 00:09:52,700 buttloads of cash. 224 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,300 - awesome. - oh, and, shane, i got you a little something... 225 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,300 for good luck. 226 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,300 so... 227 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,600 you mean... to wear? 228 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,065 only if you want to. 229 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,465 we all love the silicon valley thing, 230 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:13,300 but the money guys- they're not so good at looking at toes- 231 00:10:13,335 --> 00:10:15,467 even their own, god forbid. oh! 232 00:10:15,502 --> 00:10:17,600 look, there's socks in there, too. 233 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,450 bike messenger, 23rd and madison. 234 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:25,965 baby stroller, 81st and columbus. 235 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,950 oh! you got nailed by an upper west side stroller mommy? 236 00:10:28,985 --> 00:10:31,900 hey, those women use their strollers as battering rams. 237 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 plowed right through me so she could get a korean frozen yogurt. 238 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,165 this has been great. 239 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,400 i know, and i so wasn't expecting it to be. 240 00:10:39,435 --> 00:10:40,400 yeah, me neither. 241 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,700 better get back to the grind. 242 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,600 - well, it was great meeting you. - you, t- 243 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:47,850 you, too. 244 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:48,900 thanks again. 245 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,265 mia, he was probably just distracted 246 00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,200 - by what? - oh, some little thing like, 247 00:11:03,235 --> 00:11:05,065 "if i'm off by a thousandth of a millimeter 248 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:07,400 "on mrs. smith's temporal lobe, she'll be walking backwards 249 00:11:07,435 --> 00:11:09,500 and hiccuping for the rest of her life. " 250 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,865 whatever with? 251 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,750 mia, what would you think if i wanted to be 252 00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:15,565 in the "portmanteau" power couple issue? 253 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,400 isn't the timing a little off? i mean, you and davis being a power couple? 254 00:11:19,435 --> 00:11:22,017 davis and i are committed to making our marriage work. 255 00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:24,565 - just like that? - well, obviously, it takes time, 256 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:28,400 but why not move forward and do something bold and positive? 257 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,265 i sure as hell don't want to end up like one of those 258 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:33,000 angry, drunken w. a. s. p. s in an edward albee play. did you see the one 259 00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:36,000 where the husband cheated on the wife with a goat? 260 00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:38,265 i would rather it had been? 261 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,700 at least it would have saved me the s. t. d. screenings. 262 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,365 caitlin, are you going to luke's party? 263 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,665 'cause he seems to think you're the only adult 264 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:47,600 - capable of firing a laser pistol. - i want to so bad, 265 00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:50,065 - but i'm swamped with the serenity launch. - oh. 266 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:54,000 - and i, um, have a thing on saturday. - what do you mean, a thing? 267 00:11:54,035 --> 00:11:55,917 - i get nervous when she says "thing. " - yeah. 268 00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:57,800 the last "thing" ended with a slurred 3:00 a. m., 269 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,465 "come and pick me up, i don't know where i am 270 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,665 - " panic call. - it was an italian restaurant in nolita, 271 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,700 - and i forgot what it was called. - it was called "burritoville," 272 00:12:03,735 --> 00:12:05,800 and it was in the meatpacking district, but close. 273 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:11,000 well, i have a lesbian bridal shower. 274 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:12,465 - wow. - with alicia? 275 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,100 no, juliet, with joey briggs from the sanitation department. 276 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,017 - of course with alicia. - i just didn't know 277 00:12:17,052 --> 00:12:19,976 that you would take a date to a bridal shower. 278 00:12:20,011 --> 00:12:22,900 well, it's sort of a date/meet-my-friends combo. 279 00:12:22,935 --> 00:12:24,965 "meet my fwell,s"? 280 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,400 well,it's definitely significant. 281 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,400 i actually like waking up with her. 282 00:12:29,435 --> 00:12:30,965 being gay agrees with you. 283 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,700 i know. it's been almost a month! 284 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,265 - hear, hear. - yes. 285 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,900 twice as long as the last five guys 286 00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:37,465 and 29 days longer than tae bo, 287 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,465 cognitive therapy and carb-busters. and why? 288 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,900 because women are sensitive to each other's needs. 289 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,365 women communicate. 290 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,400 if you feel weird or uncomfortable about something, 291 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,965 - you talk about it. - god, what would that be like? 292 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,500 yeah, really. it'd be like, "hey! what's up with that handshake?" 293 00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:54,465 - oh, my god, mia, - again with the brain surgeon! 294 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,200 "then you shook my hand and bolted. was it the lighting? 295 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,865 did i smell like feet? did i have unsightly panty lines?" 296 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:02,500 - uh, mia. mia. - "or did i have a giant, gaping herpe on my lips?" 297 00:13:02,535 --> 00:13:04,200 - mia.? - ow! 298 00:13:04,235 --> 00:13:05,100 mia? 299 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,500 wow. it's great to see you. 300 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,700 yeah, it's great. 301 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,900 you look terrific. 302 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,500 oh, congrats on that bartoli job. 303 00:13:16,535 --> 00:13:17,465 oh, that was- 304 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,000 hey, jack. sorry. i was running a little late. 305 00:13:20,035 --> 00:13:21,767 liz, hi. this is mia. 306 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,500 mia, this is liz. 307 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,300 i've heard so much about you. 308 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,500 and i've... 309 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,665 seen you on cable, reading the news. 310 00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:34,400 hey, are you going to caleb stackpole's party on saturday? 311 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,965 mm-hmm. oh! sure, yeah. 312 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,650 why? are you gonna be there? 313 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,265 yeah. caleb's still a buddy. 314 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,800 i used to send him out on assignments all the time. 315 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,200 oh, looks like our table's ready. 316 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:49,200 it was so nice meeting you. will we see you at caleb's? 317 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,900 yes. i can't wait. we'll see you there. 318 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,700 okay, see you. 319 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,900 there's no way in hell i'm going to that party. 320 00:14:00,935 --> 00:14:01,865 oh, you're going. 321 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,450 - time to call the brain surgeon, honey. - absolutely. 322 00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,000 - and you're not going to that thing alone. - what? 323 00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:06,100 not if he's going with that thing. 324 00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:07,565 you are so much? 325 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,900 i am not calling the hand-shaking brain surgeon. 326 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,765 mia, i'm sure he really like you 327 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:14,500 - how could he not? - it's so humiliating, and i am not good with rejection. 328 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,265 listen, do you want to go to that party alone 329 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:18,200 with that talking head of a slut throwing you shade? 330 00:14:18,235 --> 00:14:19,400 i don't think so. 331 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:28,100 mom, i don't have to be in those stupid piures, do i? 332 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,700 honey, it's up to you. 333 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,665 i know your dad wanted you to, but... 334 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,900 he offered to buy me a horse. how desperate is that? 335 00:14:34,935 --> 00:14:38,100 okay, so leanna's mom got us tickets justin timberlake, 336 00:14:38,135 --> 00:14:40,100 and she's going to take us to boston. 337 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,500 well, even dad can't compete with justin timberlake. 338 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,100 i say go for it. 339 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,600 love you. i'll see you tonight? 340 00:14:49,635 --> 00:14:50,800 see you tonight. 341 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,700 davis? 342 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,200 did you tell emily you'd buy her a horse? 343 00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,100 sorry. i didn't know yowere on the phone. 344 00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:01,600 okay, great. i'll talk to you then. 345 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,500 sorry. nadler caught me just before i got in. 346 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,900 uh... how long has the water been running? 347 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,300 let's see. i, uh, turned it on at 7:43, 348 00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:15,800 just before the call came in at 7:44. 349 00:15:15,835 --> 00:15:18,365 and it's now 7:46 350 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,300 so... long enough to get nice and steamy. want to join me? 351 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,700 i have to get to work, but maybe i'll take a raincheck. 352 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,100 okay, but, uh, if you change your mind... 353 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,600 it's a hamptons prefix, which is where he got the ticket, 354 00:16:02,635 --> 00:16:05,165 which according to him is wre this instor lives. 355 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,950 - so why should i doubt him? - rhetorical question, right? 356 00:16:07,985 --> 00:16:10,700 we can't rebuild our marriage if i'm paranoid all the time. 357 00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,065 why don't you just call the number? 358 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:15,800 nobody answers. i keep getting some automated voice mail. 359 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,365 he is so obnoxious. 360 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,865 - who? - gerard dumais. 361 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,000 he sends these ranting, expletive-filled e- mails to my entire company. 362 00:16:26,035 --> 00:16:28,200 if he weren't so talented, i would just smack him. 363 00:16:28,235 --> 00:16:30,165 anyway, jules,? 364 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,400 not when there's a history that gives you a reason to be suspicious. 365 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:35,017 i can't wait for the magazine shoot. 366 00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,565 what are the captions gonna say? 367 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:40,600 "dashing davis draper and his powerful but suspicious wife juliet. " 368 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:42,300 i can cancel it like that. 369 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,265 oh, my god. i just e-mled everyone, 370 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,965 "ignore gerard. he's a pompous little bastard. " 371 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,650 - good. - i hit "reply all. " his name's on the distribution list. 372 00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:56,265 - you're kidding. - i can't stop it. i am never multitasking again. 373 00:16:56,300 --> 00:17:00,300 - how many imes have we said that? - okay, major damage control to do,excuse me 374 00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:02,500 - oh, hang on a second. - jules, it's fine. go fix. 375 00:17:02,535 --> 00:17:04,165 no, you're not getting out of it that easily. 376 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,400 - did you call the brain surgeon? - i can't bring myself. 377 00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:08,800 - pick up the phone. - okay, fine. just go. 378 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,465 jason, it's mia mason. it was nice meeting you. 379 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,600 i'm going to this brunch on saturday at caleb stackpole's. do you want to come? 380 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,300 zoe 381 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,800 there you are. listen, the brooks omnimedia people 382 00:17:38,835 --> 00:17:40,465 need to move the meeting to sunday afternoon. 383 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,500 - what? no, that's impossible. - it's the only time they can do it. 384 00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:44,865 it's my son's birthday party. 385 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,400 i know that, but they've heard we've met with other buyers, 386 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,600 - and clayton feels like we can get- - ohh. 387 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,765 - sunday afternoon? - what do you want to tell 'em, zoe? 388 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,100 that you need to move the meeting because you want to play laser tag? 389 00:17:57,135 --> 00:17:58,765 i have been planning this weeks 390 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,600 the one time i specifically set aside a moment to- 391 00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:03,465 and that is why we work in teams 392 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,900 katherine has been on this with you from the beginning. 393 00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:07,765 have i mentioned how delightful that has been? 394 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,300 and if you think that she can handle this deal without me, 395 00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:13,700 you're out of your mind. i'm a managing director. 396 00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:15,467 she's been out of school for a year. 397 00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:17,165 she knows the ins and outs of this deal 398 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,100 like the back of her hand. she learned from the best. 399 00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,165 dan brooks is used with me 400 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,900 we made it quite clear to dan that you would not to attend. 401 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:27,400 i'm sorry. you made a decision on my behalf, 402 00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:29,600 and then you conveyed that to my client? 403 00:18:29,635 --> 00:18:32,165 the firm's client, zoe. 404 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,865 i'm managing director as well. 405 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,700 and with all due respect, it seemed like a safe bet. 406 00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:38,767 i mean, what are you gonna do, zoe, 407 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,800 not go to your child's birthday party? 408 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:47,200 this isn't the time to experiment 409 00:18:47,235 --> 00:18:49,300 with taking off the training wheels. 410 00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:51,265 i will be there to back her up. 411 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,600 well, how convenient for both of us. 412 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,200 look, zoe, i'm sorry, but unless you figure out a way 413 00:18:57,235 --> 00:19:00,600 to split yourself in half, you need to make a choice. 414 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,600 i've made my choice. 415 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,000 so this would replace the brunella. 416 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,765 davis, hi. 417 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,900 honey, you're gonna hate me, but i can't make dinner tonight. 418 00:19:16,935 --> 00:19:19,517 - nadler is threatening to pull his funds. - nadler again? 419 00:19:19,552 --> 00:19:22,100 yeah, i'm probably gonna be late and just get some deli... 420 00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,665 or starve. i'm sorry, honey. 421 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,550 - i was really looking forward to it. - me, too. 422 00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:29,400 i'll make it up to you. don't wait up, okay? 423 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,700 i love you. 424 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,800 no one is available right now. 425 00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,565 directory assistance. 426 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,165 - what city, please? - southampton. 427 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,500 - i think you said "lake placid. " - oh, screw this. 428 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:06,800 i think you said- 429 00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,365 zoe. thank god. a human being. 430 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,050 were you able to find out anything about the number i gave you? 431 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:15,700 hey, i just got off the phone with the c. f. o. of teckcom global. 432 00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,465 it looks like davis was telling the truth. 433 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,300 the mystery number is billed to a charles nadler, 434 00:20:20,335 --> 00:20:21,765 southampton, new york. 435 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,600 okay, now i'm actually feeling guilty for feeling so relieved? 436 00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,300 that davis is actually telling the truth. 437 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,265 i don't care. i need to see her now. 438 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,700 - but she's busy, sir. - ohh. oh, god. gotta call you back. 439 00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:32,665 she's never been too busy for me. 440 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,200 do you really wantve been trying with such a pompous little bastard? 441 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,800 - gerard, i am so sorry - first, i am anything but little. 442 00:20:38,835 --> 00:20:41,400 that was an unfortunate outburst? 443 00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,600 it was just... words. 444 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,265 but it was unprofessional, 445 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,500 so if you feel the need to withdraw from this deal 446 00:20:47,535 --> 00:20:49,500 because i hurt your feelings, i understand. 447 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:56,100 what? you don't think i've been called a bastard by a beautiful woman before? 448 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,900 but what i don't want is you calling me that behind my back. 449 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,065 i would rather you say it to my face. 450 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,800 gerard, if i think you're being a bastard again, i'll tell you. 451 00:21:04,835 --> 00:21:07,700 - you have my word. - excellent. 452 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,650 see, this selling my company to you- 453 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,000 it is like a marriage between us. 454 00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:11,965 in a way, yes. 455 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,465 there has to be trust and communication. 456 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,100 otherwise, problems fester, resentments pile up. 457 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:18,950 it does not work. 458 00:21:18,985 --> 00:21:20,200 i agree completely. 459 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,300 from now on, we have a problem, we communicate direc 460 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,400 we start fresh tomorrow 461 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,000 with a clean slate. 462 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,700 you're absolutely right. 463 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,400 thank you, gerard. to a clean slate. 464 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,600 philippe? juliet draper. 465 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,500 i know this is last minute, but can you wrap me up 466 00:21:51,535 --> 00:21:54,000 two of the most decadent things you have on the menu? 467 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,800 - hi, honey. - oh! 468 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,400 honey, what are you... 469 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,265 cilla. how lovely to see you. 470 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,000 - this is not what it looks like. - really? 471 00:22:20,035 --> 00:22:21,517 i'd better go. 472 00:22:21,552 --> 00:22:22,965 no, please stay. 473 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,700 i brought braised short ribs and roasted beets. 474 00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,665 sounds a little too rich for my tastes. 475 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:31,100 oh, cilla, what could possibly be too rich for your tastes? 476 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,000 juliet. 477 00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:36,065 juliet, please. 478 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,300 do you have any idea how foolish i feel right now? 479 00:22:38,335 --> 00:22:41,100 - it was business. - oh, business? 480 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,365 - i went to cilla for money. - what? 481 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,100 there are things going on that't know about. 482 00:22:46,135 --> 00:22:47,365 there are problems with my fund. 483 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,965 oh, stop it, davis. stop trying to blame 484 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,865 your lack of character on your hedge fund problems. 485 00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:53,500 - take some responsibility for once. - that is what i am trying to do. 486 00:22:53,535 --> 00:22:55,565 ? i'm in hot water. 487 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,600 what would you suggest i do, short of dipping back into our- 488 00:22:57,635 --> 00:22:59,300 dipping back into our what? 489 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,200 look, the fund just needed a quick shot in the arm. 490 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,100 how much of our money, davis? 491 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:11,100 i am showing my investors that i have confidence in my fund. 492 00:23:11,135 --> 00:23:12,900 so you use our money when you know it's tanking, 493 00:23:12,935 --> 00:23:14,900 then blow $200,000 on a car?! 494 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,065 it's going to turn around. i promise. 495 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:19,700 and the car - it's just a little window dressing. 496 00:23:19,735 --> 00:23:20,765 it shows people that we're doing well. 497 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,700 - it's about presentation. it's about image. - i thought it was? 498 00:23:24,735 --> 00:23:25,965 that's not how i meant that. 499 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,300 well, how nice that we're all just props for your photo oo 500 00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,965 - juliet- - to think that i was comforted 501 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,500 by the stupidly optimistic notion that you were doing it out of guilt. 502 00:23:33,535 --> 00:23:36,700 the last thing i wanted to do was to go to cilla for money, 503 00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,300 but that is the only reason i went to her. 504 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,000 you have to believe that. 505 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,700 i don't know what to believe anymore. 506 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,100 hi 507 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 well? 508 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,600 i did some digging around. 509 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,500 word is that davis' fund has taken some big hits 510 00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:02,400 on mortgage-backed securities. 511 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,600 investorare gonna get rewed. 512 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,900 he really knows how to it around, doesn't he? 513 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,000 - what are you gonna do? - i don't know. i go back and forth. 514 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,700 davis and i have a lot invested in this marriage. 515 00:24:17,735 --> 00:24:19,865 the truth is, he lied- 516 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:22,000 maybe not about the thing you thought he was lying about, 517 00:24:22,035 --> 00:24:24,465 - but he still lied. - he knew i'd be shocked. 518 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,600 in his own messed-up way, he was trying to protect me. 519 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,000 what, just like he was trying to protect you 520 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,867 from finding out about the affairs? 521 00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:32,700 it's all so black and white for you. 522 00:24:32,735 --> 00:24:34,800 i - i really envy that. 523 00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,900 i'm not saying it's easy. i'm just... 524 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:39,365 you need to do what's right for you. 525 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,500 i need to do what's right for my marriage. 526 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,865 it seems as though i'm at a bridal shower 527 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:51,800 or a baby shower or some sort of shower every weekend. 528 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:54,100 when it's my turn, i can hit the ground running. 529 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,765 i never even thought about it. i wouldn't know where to start. 530 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,600 well, you're in very good hands. we've actually seen her taking notes. 531 00:24:59,635 --> 00:25:00,600 guys. 532 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,000 erika and susie are making plans to get pregnant. 533 00:25:05,035 --> 00:25:06,265 i'm gonna have the first one, 534 00:25:06,300 --> 00:25:08,900 and susie is gonna carry the second. 535 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,365 seems fair. 536 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,200 erika is a little freaked out about the insemination. 537 00:25:13,235 --> 00:25:15,200 oh, it's not so bad. 538 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,900 our friend steven's gonna be the donor. 539 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,665 he works for calvin, so he's totally gorgeous. 540 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,800 if you two decide to have a family, where will you get your sperm from? 541 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,000 will you excuse me a sec? 542 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,465 - oh, god! sorry. - no, no, no. it's okay, you're cool. 543 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,600 - um, everything's all put away. - i didn't mean it like that. 544 00:25:43,635 --> 00:25:45,100 it's not like i haven't seen them before... 545 00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:46,900 i mean, not like a ton. 546 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,200 sorry. 547 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,800 hey. 548 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,000 relax. you look beautiful. 549 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,600 i get a spray-on tan. 550 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,500 - okay. well, the bathroom's all yours. - oh. 551 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,500 maybe next time you should lock the door. 552 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,800 yeah, maybe next time you should knock. 553 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,100 - see you out there. - yeah. 554 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,600 so it's nice see iou again. 555 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,100 i was worried that you'd be busy or in surgery or something. 556 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,500 just had to move a procedure or two. 557 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,900 you bumped a brain surgery for me? 558 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,200 you kidding? 559 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,100 i've been really looking forward to this. 560 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,865 i am a huge fan of caleb stackpole. 561 00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:37,100 d you read that piece about his roraima expedition? 562 00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:38,165 i published that piece. 563 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,000 he scaled cerro marahuaca in three days. 564 00:26:41,035 --> 00:26:43,800 - do you know how steep that peak is? - ah. 565 00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:46,400 nobody's done that since the 1800s. 566 00:26:46,435 --> 00:26:47,965 well, caleb knows that, 567 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,700 and he wanted me to mention that several times in the article. 568 00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:55,700 okay, i have to ask. 569 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,200 if i hadn't called you to invite you to this thing, 570 00:26:58,235 --> 00:27:00,300 would you have ever called me? 571 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,565 mm. that's a tough one. 572 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,200 what do you mean, it's a tough one? 573 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,800 i don't really... go for chinese. 574 00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,200 excuse me. what? 575 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,165 oh, come on. 576 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,200 all that pressure from your parents to date a nice chinese boy- 577 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:17,100 doesn't that send you in the opposite direction? 578 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,600 no, it most certainly does not. 579 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,000 how many asian men have you dated? 580 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,300 tons. 581 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,150 okay, two... 582 00:27:27,185 --> 00:27:28,500 in junior high. 583 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,500 fine. you made your point. 584 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,500 it's nothing personal. 585 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,200 i think you're great. 586 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:39,500 you're smart. you're funny. you're successful- 587 00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:41,700 listen, it's fine, and it explains so much, 588 00:27:41,735 --> 00:27:43,365 which is good, i guess. 589 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,500 i... i didn't mean to mislead you. 590 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,900 probhould have said something when you called. 591 00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:48,900 it's just... 592 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,000 listen, do me a favor. 593 00:27:51,500 --> 00:27:55,800 when we get in there, can you act like you're really into me? 594 00:27:55,835 --> 00:27:58,817 - 'cause my ex is going to be there. - okay. 595 00:27:58,852 --> 00:28:01,800 and be really brilliant and dazzling and all... 596 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,200 brain surgery-esque. 597 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,700 what,like that's gonna be hard? 598 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,300 mia mason. 599 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,250 more powerful than ever, more beautiful than ever... 600 00:28:18,285 --> 00:28:21,300 an unstoppable ascension to the pinnacle of perfection. 601 00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:23,400 how long did it take you to come up with that one? 602 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:24,400 it's goo right? 603 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,800 caleb, this is jason chun. 604 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,650 i just finished your book about afghantan. 605 00:28:29,685 --> 00:28:32,065 that part about the caves in tora bora wae. 606 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:34,165 don't get him started on the caves of tora bora. 607 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,600 oh, get her. now that she's in charge of a magazine empire, 608 00:28:36,635 --> 00:28:38,500 she's editing conversations. 609 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:40,700 - i'm getting you both drinks. - great. 610 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,700 oh, hello. 611 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,900 jack, hi. 612 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,200 nice to see you again. 613 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:53,300 um, this is... my guy - jason chun. jason just moved to the city. 614 00:28:53,335 --> 00:28:55,100 - nice to meet you. - cool. what for? 615 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,200 i just got a job offer at n. y. u. 616 00:28:58,235 --> 00:29:00,417 oh. jay, stop being so modest. 617 00:29:00,452 --> 00:29:02,565 they created a position for him- 618 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,600 chief of neurosurgery and professor of new neurotherapies. 619 00:29:05,635 --> 00:29:06,965 you should do a piece on him. 620 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,400 he's pretty much the go-to guy for cutting-edge neuro. 621 00:29:09,435 --> 00:29:12,400 he's developing this fantastic nano-techno aps 622 00:29:12,435 --> 00:29:13,900 that's still in trials. 623 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,665 the therapy is still in its early days, 624 00:29:16,700 --> 00:29:20,300 but mia has so much faith in me, it's-it's inspiring. 625 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:24,000 he's too modest. that's the only thing i don't like about him. 626 00:29:24,035 --> 00:29:25,800 well, that's great. how did you guys meet? 627 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,100 well, i was at my coffee place, and- 628 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,400 and now she's being too modest. 629 00:29:31,435 --> 00:29:32,700 the truth is, 630 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,800 i saw an article about her announcing her promotion, 631 00:29:35,835 --> 00:29:39,100 and i thought, wow, not only beautiful... 632 00:29:39,135 --> 00:29:40,900 but smart and powerful? 633 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:42,800 i had to meet her. 634 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:48,100 and then on the way back down- 635 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,265 bullet ants. 636 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:54,000 now i have been snack food for piranhas, leecs, snakes. 637 00:29:54,035 --> 00:29:56,065 but, man, this was the worst. 638 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:58,300 i wish you would have brought some back. 639 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:00,200 you have an ant farm? 640 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,300 we've been discovering medicinal purposes 641 00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:04,617 for all kinds of animal venom. 642 00:30:04,652 --> 00:30:05,865 i'm doing this trial right now 643 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:08,700 for a brain stem glioma treatment using scorpion venom. 644 00:30:08,735 --> 00:30:11,500 and it's looking very promising, isn't it, babe? 645 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,000 yes, sweetheart. we're very hopeful. 646 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,400 i was hoping you would come find me. 647 00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:27,000 and why would i do that? 648 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,000 to give me your number. 649 00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:32,000 well, i would have given it to you in the bathroom, 650 00:30:32,035 --> 00:30:34,700 - but looked like you had yourands full. - oh. 651 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,400 thanks for noticing. 652 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,700 i'm sam, by the way. 653 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,300 sam. 654 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,300 you do realize that that's a lesbian bridal shower? 655 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,965 no, i had no idea. 656 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,500 is that why all those pretty girls are kissing each other? 657 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,800 so you intentionally hit on gay women? 658 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,000 just the lipsticks. 659 00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:54,100 how's that workin' out for ya? 660 00:30:54,135 --> 00:30:55,500 depends on your answer. 661 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,300 what would you say to a date date? 662 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,000 a date date? 663 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,200 are you sure you want to bak precedent? 664 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,900 i think it's time to shake things up. 665 00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:22,500 i like being with you. 666 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,000 i had a great time. 667 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,000 hope you did, too. 668 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800 i did. 669 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,500 well, this time, i'm gonna call you... 670 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:32,900 tomorrow. 671 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,400 in the morning. 672 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:36,900 what's the earliest i can call you? 673 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,400 on a sunday? 9:00. 674 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,565 and remember, you must show good, sportsmaikuct. 675 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,800 and that means no swearing, no cursing, no cuss words, 676 00:32:21,835 --> 00:32:23,600 no shooting people in the back. 677 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,700 it's not fair. why do you guys have to be on my team? 678 00:32:26,735 --> 00:32:27,665 lukey! 679 00:32:27,700 --> 00:32:30,765 - old people totally suck at this game. - we're not old. 680 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,065 we've been working really hard to make this a nice day for you. 681 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,900 - shouldn't you be a little nice back? - well, you better listen to me, 682 00:32:35,935 --> 00:32:39,700 - because i don't wanna lose on my birthday. - yes, captain. 683 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:44,600 - this-this is a really violent game. - yeah? 684 00:32:44,635 --> 00:32:46,565 die, die, die! 685 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600 okay, everyone! go! 686 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,100 - zoe, ambush! - aah! 687 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 get him, mom! it's 100 points! 688 00:33:08,035 --> 00:33:09,300 100 points? 689 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,700 go, go, go, go! 690 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:17,800 die! 691 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,500 - honey, can i... - i'll cover you! 692 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:25,400 ha on! 693 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,800 - zoe burden. - zoe? 694 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,565 katherine, i can't hear you. 695 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,900 i'm so glad we reached you. can you talk for a minute? 696 00:33:33,935 --> 00:33:36,200 what is it, katherine? can you help me better explain 697 00:33:36,235 --> 00:33:37,665 the debt structure to mr. brooks? 698 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,800 i've been over my powerpoint presentation- 699 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:42,765 - point presentation? - are you kidding me? 700 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,300 mr. brooks thought that you might be able to clarify- 701 00:33:45,335 --> 00:33:47,165 if dan brooks wanted me to clarify, 702 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,900 he shouldn't have insisted on moving the meeting to a day 703 00:33:49,935 --> 00:33:51,665 - i couldn't be there. - zoe, listen- 704 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,565 no, you listen. this is my son's birthday, 705 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,400 and i'm not about to waste this precious time hand-holding 706 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:59,265 you or dan brooks through this deal. 707 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,700 i am just a little too busy playing laser tag. 708 00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:04,300 you're on speaker! 709 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,500 hi. 710 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,765 zoe? dan brooks. 711 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,700 i'm a bit confused, seeing as how it was your side 712 00:34:14,735 --> 00:34:16,665 that asked us to change the meeting. 713 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:20,000 i sure as hell didn't want to be here on a sunday. 714 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,565 what? 715 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,300 dan, apparently there's been some sort of miscommunication. 716 00:34:24,335 --> 00:34:26,665 yeah, apparently, there was. 717 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,065 you know, so many people on all sides, dan. 718 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:31,600 just too many opportunities to get wires crossed. 719 00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:33,900 tear each other new ones on your own time. 720 00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:36,165 is there nobody in this entire company 721 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,700 - that could clarify for me the debt structure? - we, as we've put forth- 722 00:34:39,735 --> 00:34:43,500 - someone other than you. - dan, it's exactly like mandelar. 723 00:34:43,535 --> 00:34:46,000 mandelar limited or mandelar holding? 724 00:34:46,035 --> 00:34:47,965 holding. your '04 deal. 725 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,500 well, for crying out loud, why couldn't anybody at this table have told me that? that's a good question, dan. 726 00:34:51,535 --> 00:34:53,465 that a good question, 727 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,150 when are you available, zoe? 728 00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:56,800 how about monday at 10:00? 729 00:34:56,835 --> 00:34:58,100 i'll see you then. 730 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,000 and, young man, for the love of god, 731 00:35:01,035 --> 00:35:02,565 take some of that $200 million 732 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,100 and buy yourself a new pair of shoes. 733 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,500 clayton, could you pick up for a sec? 734 00:35:07,535 --> 00:35:09,500 yeah, sure. hold on. 735 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:12,365 hey, zoe. 736 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,600 clayton, i don't want to see you or katrihin 50 feet 737 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:18,000 of that conference room on monday. 738 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,500 i think that will be fine. 739 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:21,865 and be advised- 740 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:24,900 i will do whatever i need to to defend myself, 741 00:35:24,935 --> 00:35:27,900 even if it means calling your wife. 742 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,265 hey! 743 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,100 hey. everything okay? 744 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:38,017 great, actually. hey! 745 00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,626 mom, we won! we won! 746 00:35:39,661 --> 00:35:41,165 that's awesome, honey! 747 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,200 yeah, you got, like, the second highest score. 748 00:35:43,235 --> 00:35:44,967 you don't suck at all. 749 00:35:45,002 --> 00:35:46,700 oh, thanks, sweetie. 750 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,900 okay, we gotta work a little on the manners. 751 00:35:48,935 --> 00:35:50,965 hey, that was amazingly high praise. 752 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,500 - i'm kinda jealous. - well,you don't su 753 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,400 all right, you little freakazoids. 754 00:36:00,435 --> 00:36:03,100 who's up for round two? come on! 755 00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:08,700 okay, terrific. 756 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,800 a few more. that's great. 757 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,500 the stuff we got upstairs looks great, 758 00:36:12,535 --> 00:36:14,900 but, man, this light is perfect. 759 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,000 okay. let's geyou guys in the car. 760 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,400 take your time. we need to reset and reload. 761 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:25,900 i love it. they even have props. 762 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:29,200 well, if we were going on one of our romantic getaways, 763 00:36:29,235 --> 00:36:32,100 we'd have bags, right? i mean, it is all about image. 764 00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,800 okay, i had that coming. 765 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:38,050 you've been a good sport, and i want you to know how much i appreciate you. 766 00:36:38,085 --> 00:36:41,000 call me, d. six months from now, assuming the hedge fund turned around, 767 00:36:41,035 --> 00:36:42,800 would you have told me about cilla? 768 00:36:42,835 --> 00:36:44,500 hey, can you guys go up 769 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,500 honey, that's... 770 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,500 how can i answer that? 771 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:50,400 with the truth. 772 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,200 i wanted to protect you. 773 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,900 i always will. 774 00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,850 do you want to drive? 775 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,100 i think you should. 776 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,600 in fact, i think i'm going to sit this one out. 777 00:37:07,635 --> 00:37:08,700 what do you mean? 778 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:12,300 i'm just tired from all the posing we've been doing. 779 00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:13,665 well, just sit. we can take a few with- 780 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,500 of course, we've been posing for years, and it never bothered me. 781 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:18,900 honey, will you please just get in the car? 782 00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:21,265 davis, the bags behind you? 783 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,600 i filled them wiclothes this aftnoon. 784 00:37:23,635 --> 00:37:24,565 what? why? 785 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,700 to take with you to the hotel where you'll be staying 786 00:37:26,735 --> 00:37:29,900 - once you drive away from here. - oh, come on. 787 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:33,700 i said i would do this for you, and i did. 788 00:37:33,735 --> 00:37:35,500 i'm a woman of my word. 789 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:37,965 but that's it. we're done. 790 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,565 now if you want to avoid an embarrassing situation, 791 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,000 and god knows i don't need any more humiliation in my life, 792 00:37:43,035 --> 00:37:44,567 you should just drive away. 793 00:37:44,602 --> 00:37:46,100 how can you do this to me? 794 00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,500 how can i do this to you? 795 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,400 to you? you lied to me. 796 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:52,365 you betrayed me. 797 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,600 you jeopardized the security of our family, 798 00:37:54,635 --> 00:37:56,165 and you broke my heart- 799 00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,650 first in little ways, and then in big ones. 800 00:37:58,685 --> 00:38:01,100 now some of those i can get past, but... 801 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:03,550 i can't trust you, davis, 802 00:38:03,585 --> 00:38:04,965 and i never will again- 803 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,700 not because i don't want to and not because i'm incapable of it... 804 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,500 but because you don't deserve it. 805 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,400 happy birthday, luke. 806 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:25,965 caitlin, yay! 807 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,865 - you made it! - hi. mwah. 808 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:30,600 - how was the shower? - it was great. it was... great 809 00:38:30,635 --> 00:38:33,000 so did you kick some major butt, or what? 810 00:38:33,035 --> 00:38:34,600 - yes. - good. 811 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,600 - oh! might be work. sorry. - oh. 812 00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,465 hi. hello? 813 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,400 hi there, spray-on. sam. 814 00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:46,200 uh, hi. um, now is not actually a good time. 815 00:38:46,235 --> 00:38:47,565 can i call you back? 816 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,600 sure. i just hope that means that y're really gonna call. 817 00:38:50,635 --> 00:38:52,100 yeah course. 818 00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:54,200 sounds good. bye. 819 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,000 who was that? 820 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,300 some guy... i know. 821 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,565 guy? 822 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,700 no, not like that. ju, uh, some guy... 823 00:39:05,735 --> 00:39:07,765 - you-i met at the shower. - uh-huh. 824 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,800 he wasn't a guest. he wasn't really at the shower. 825 00:39:09,835 --> 00:39:12,100 he was cute, but he - he wasn't that cute. 826 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,300 i don't know why i gave him my number. 827 00:39:14,335 --> 00:39:15,700 i probably shouldn't have done that. 828 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,200 zoe, i am the worst lesbian ever. 829 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,100 you need cake. 830 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,800 jack, what you doing here? 831 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,600 i'm still addicted to that coffee place on the corner. 832 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:47,400 you know, we really didn't get a chance to talk at caleb's. 833 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:48,500 so? 834 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,100 so... 835 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,900 i wanted to tell you 836 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,600 i know i was a jerk about how i ended ings. 837 00:39:54,900 --> 00:39:58,000 - yeah, not exactly kid gloves. - i'm sorry. 838 00:39:58,035 --> 00:39:59,200 i messed up, 839 00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,000 and it really sucked to see you with that guy yesterday. 840 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,050 look, jack, you're seeing someone else, and i'm seeing someone else, 841 00:40:07,085 --> 00:40:09,700 and i'm not ready to let you off the hook for how you dumped me, 842 00:40:09,735 --> 00:40:11,065 if that's what you're after. 843 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:14,900 no. i don't expect that. that's not what i want. 844 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,800 then what do you want? 845 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:20,300 i... 846 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,700 i don't know. 847 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,300 i'm still trying to figure it out. 848 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,000 well, i do. i want to move on with my life.